FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 23rd 2025 Podcast

UFC Hot Shots, What should Morgan do for money, News Headlines & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Good morning, it's pretty Friday. It's
Thursday morning. That's good. January the twenty third, twenty twenty five. Whatdy,
that's Greg Gore, Addy Man, it's good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
There's Gina Grand Good morning. Sammy's here here. We got
sea Bass phones are open eight seven seven. I spy
board over there there he is. They want to show
production department. Morgan's here. We got von our video producer. Yeah,
if you want to send us a text, you can
do that over to two to nine eight seven. Coming
up for you this morning here on the show, of course,

(01:18):
all the trending news headlines. We've got a dumbass contest,
We've got the Craigslist price is right. Nice coming up
for you today. So I saw some some cookie news.
Starting next month. You know you're gonna be able to
get the girl Scout cookies but deliver Ford right to
your door because they're partnering with grub Hub. Nice, okay,
I mean, And here's the thing that's great for us yeah, right,

(01:42):
But isn't the whole point and you can correct me
if I'm wrong. The whole point of the Girl Scout program.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's to the hustlers, is to teach the girls social skills.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Eye contact, right, yeah, all of that. That's why they
deliver them to your door.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Right, So doesn't this defeat the whole person?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
This is just the next step of like, oh, my
kids selling Girlscout cookies, So just go to the website
I made, like go door to door anymore?

Speaker 7 (02:06):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
I think they do.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
All still have to do like shifts outside the grocery
store or something.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Inside the gymb loves is where they get me.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
M yeah, outside the grocery stores where they always get us.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
The weed store.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh, and I'm just like, oh, somebody got shut down.
They were they were selling girls got cookies outside the
weed store. Yeah, they shut them down, Like, yeah, it's
maybe not the place for kids, like sell them right
outside of.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
A bar, entrepreneurial kids.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
A weed store, things like that.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
But I'm always a sucker for you when you see
the little girls out.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
That's sure.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Would the latest prizes are like if you're the top seller.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
I don't know what are you get in these days.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, Morgan was a Girl Scout soil she was eighteen,
so that's right. Sure she knows, oh we know. I
talked to her actually about that, and she said that
it was random, but her troop didn't sell cookies only
like the.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
First year week unpopular opinion. But Girl Scout cookies they're okay.
Oh no, they're not.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Some of them should die for. Some of them are okay.
They're like, there are some of them that are fantastic.
As a matter of fact, Greg, I'm sure you get
Food and Wine magazine. Yes, all right, So they just
released their list. The rankings stated a power ranking of
Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, so number ten is the toffee Tastic.
That's the one that's filled with the butter toffee bits

(03:25):
and that short bread kind of cookie. I don't really
care about that. Lemon ups are at number nine. I
do like those other than crispy. You're a lemon fan, Yeah,
lemon desserts, not lemon savory lemon desserts, But those Lemon ups,
those Crispy lemon cookies at number nine. They got the
Adventure Foals at number eight. Now, those are those and
I would expect those to be softer. They weren't soft.
They were crispy, like those brownie inspired cookies. To have

(03:46):
the little caramel circle.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
In the middle.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, you think it'd be like a brownie.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
A little bit of sea salt. Yeah, those were Number eight.
Number seven just the old school tree foils. The short
bread cookies boring. Let's get to the lemonades. Those are
even better than lemon ups. It does, yeah, lemonades. Those
are the short bread cookies, but it has that tangy
lemon icing on the bottom right. Hell, yes, those are

(04:09):
so good. Number five. I've never tried these. They're called toastier's.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh yeah, but they're on their way out? Is that
the ones that are on their way No?

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yeah, maybe we tried those.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, the s'mores ones are on their way out? And
is that the doses are on their way? Shaped like
French toast dipped in icing with the pancake and maple
syrup flavor.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
I don't need that now.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
This next one at number four, I could do without.
I like nutter butters, but I don't like the dosy does?
Those are the peanut butter sandwich ones.

Speaker 10 (04:41):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Could you crap on the dosey does because they're too dry.
They are dry, but that's what you do them and milk.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Now they're too dry because and it's always the number
one and number two for me tag along those are
those are the peanut butter patties.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Nothing to pizze with that.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
So that's the one that's got the cookie with the
peanut butter and then the whole thing's.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
And chocolate chocolate coating. Prefer the dose does over those. No,
I can't go that far, dude.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I love those so much.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'd eat those through my peahole if I had to,
and just to get them in my box. Agreed, They're
so good. Number two thin mints, Number one, because you
can eat an entire sleeve of those. No Food and
Wine Magazine. I think they're too basic for Food and
Wine magazine.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Though, if you've ever chopped them up and put them
in your vanilla ice cream, you know what's up.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
If Samoa's not number one, this list is garbage.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
That's that's the only one left.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Greg Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Number one samoas, which in some places are called caramel delights.
It's because you can't say samoa.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
If you don't. If that's not your favorite Girl Scout Cookie.
You got something wrong with your brain. Those are so good.
That's got the coconut joy up.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
They look like the fudge stripe cookies with the whole Yes,
and there's.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Really nothing else like them on the market. You have
to wait for Girls Scout cookies.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
No, they actually do have some very similar ones. In fact,
I think it's a dollar Store Dollar General Dollar General
knock off they have. I think it's probably from the
same bakery because they are identical, and also I know
they actually sell some every once in a while, depending
on the grocery store. There's like a store brand at
the grocery store that's very similar.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
They're called Coconut Fudge and normal cookies. You can't miss that.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Them bitches are good.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Yeah, they're to fill your dumpster with.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm on the website right now.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
And there's something called Adventurefuls.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yes, we're talking about the Brownie inspired Yes, the Brownie
ones of the caramel. Yeah, those are overrated. They're not
very they're very they're very dry, very Christmas.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
There's a whole comparison thing with the Samoas. And there's
the Girl Scout ones. Obviously, there's one called Craven flavor.
There's a Walmart version in all the version and a
Keepler version.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
There you go, there you go. You can get them.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
But the girl scout koies, why is this timing like
right after the New year when people are trying to
eat better, Like it's the ultimate temptation, but thereby satan himself.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, in the hoodays like November through December, they could
sell so many eight Woody, send us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Woody show it's another new out, insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thursday morning pre Friday, Rickage, Yes, it's
January twenty third, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
The usual suspects Woody, Greg Gore, Yehiz, what up is here?
There's Ginagras, Hey there, Sammy's here.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Hell we got sea Bass phones they're open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
You can send us your text over to two to
nine eight seven. Got some of the trending news headlines
coming up for you this hour. Yesterday was National Hot
Sauce Day.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
It was, and Instacart they released this big report looking
at different places and just based on last year's sales.
Who uses the most hot sauce per Capita, New Mexico.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Tops that list. Oh I see that, yeah, followed by
Alaska and Colorado. They needed Alaska.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
I didn't have Alaska on the list.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
No. Now.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
They also looked at everyone's favorite brands, which I mean
there are many, there's a billion. I don't know how
anybody makes any money other than maybe the top three. Yeah,
you have to sell a ton to make any money
because they make a ton.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Well, Dexter from the top.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Well, that's what I'm saying. No, not even the top three.
It's like brands you never even heard of are making
millions of dollars. Yeah, how because there's a billion of
them out there.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
There's a lot of people in the world, and people
is like, how do you how do you get the awareness?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Dexter from Offspring they have a hot sauce Okay, so okay,
I get that because you know they've got a well
known Yeah. Yeah, they're they're they're famous. What was your
old boss, Adam Carolla? The three rules of making money
on a podcast? Number one, be famous, Number two be famous, right,
and then number three was be famous.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Ye helpful, kind of helps everything, right, right?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, I think the hardest part of having hot sauce
is distribution of getting into a store, because yes, and
just awareness trying to get the shelf space.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I see places that have a ton of different hot sauces,
and just I can't even focus on the labels because
there's a billion of them.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
And they're all like, slap your mama, fight your grandma.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Oh yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Most of us just go back and buy the same ones.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
The number one hot sauce is franks Yep number one
and twenty eight different States number two Burman's Hot Sauce.
It's a popular pick at Aldi's, so that has something
to do with it. Oh, it's basically a Frank's Red
Hot knockoff, but it's just cheaper.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Okay, not familiar, but all defan. I'll look for that
next time I go.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Louisiana brand hot Sauce Chilula, Love It, Love It. Texas
Pete at number five. Now, despite the name, it's actually
made in North Carolina and it has been since.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nineteen twenty nine.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Texas Pte.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, it was one of those things where some guys
sued them for false advertising a few years back.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
It's a name got thrown right out.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah yeah, Tabasco at number six and then top of tillo.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, it's to pepper vinegar.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's just straight like black pepper to me, like it's
just too much black pepper flavor.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
And I'm not a fan of black pepper. Do you
like it? I mean I like vinegar.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I'm not a Yeah, vinegar based ones not.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
So good.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
What was the thing that you did with hot sauce menace?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Do we have those clips? Yes, we have them available, okay,
because uh, you know medicine.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Morgan went to that UFC thing we did, and so
they were they were talking to some of the fighters.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
How was that, by the way.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Was it cool? My god?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
I know, like, did it live up to your expectation?

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Morgan?

Speaker 10 (10:45):
You?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Oh, my god, yes it did.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
And you could be honest, they'll they'll bte you back.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Oh yeah, no, I'm completely honest. It was.

Speaker 11 (10:52):
I was having out of body experiences. I can tell
by some of the posts and the energy in a
big stadium for pay per view event like undescribable.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Even Joe Rogan said it was one one of the
best fights he's ever seen.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yeah, so yeah, what was the highlight Morgan?

Speaker 11 (11:09):
Oh, it would be the co main event, which was
Morob and Umar was so good. Yeah, Morob was not
expected to win, and he was the one with the
belt and he kept it. And yeah, it was just
a crazy fight, so entertaining.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
So they were talking to different fighters and they were
doing what questions or something.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
You were kind of telling me about this audio that
we're gonna hear here.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh, this one is actually not with the fighters. This
is at the fan fest.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Oh okay, I thought you were talking to the UFC fighters.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, Morgan was because she knows how to talk to them.
And yeah, so we're interviewing all the people and again, yeah,
so at the fan fest, we were trying to figure
out like what we would do with the with the fans,
and Sea Bass had this idea that he threw out
out at one of our meetings, so we thought we
would try it out. So it's called hot shots, where

(11:57):
I will take shots of hot sauce and then ask
the fan a question and.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Then okay, so it's not like you messed up something
got something wrong, and so the okay, so it's just you.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I just I just take a shot as I'm asking
the person a question, like a shot shot, like oh
yea yeah, yeah, I'm like I'm like literally drinking out
of the hot sauce.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, I'm assuming there's video of this somewhere. Oh yeah, okay,
all right, so what do we got here?

Speaker 7 (12:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
This is clip number one. This is talking to the
first fan at UFC. All right, welcome to our new
show called The Hot Shots, where I take shots of
hot sauce and ask you questions. Mmm, how long you've
been a UFC fan? Good? Yeah, I'm straight, don't trip
off me. All right? Who do you want to see fighting?

(12:46):
Really bad?

Speaker 12 (12:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, yeah that question. What do you see in the
future UFC fighting? I feel like it's going right.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
There's a lot of good prospects coming coming, especially one
that's fighting today.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Some people it's funny today. You'll be one to watch that. Yeah,
hell yeah, full yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yeah, funnier if they didn't know you had taken the shot.
And that's just how you spoke.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
So are you taking one shot before talking to each
person or is it before you?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Question? Yeah, questions like downing it?

Speaker 6 (13:27):
How did you not bar?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Did you have? I started, I started getting dizzy. I started,
I felt like I was drunk immediately, Well, yeah, and
what what brand of hot sauce?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Was this this one?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Honestly you can find it in every store, but I
cannot pronounce it correct ranks. No, not L, it's L.
I mean listeners will know it's L. And then it
starts with the y.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Yeah you've seen the bottle.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, it's in every single store.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Do you know what that is?

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Why you know you could TAKEO?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Sounds familiar?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Okay, all right, well here's a here's the other person.
Mens is talking to you at the UFC fan fest
before UFC three eleven, and again he's taking shots, like
full shots of hot sauce before each question.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Here we go, You're what are you show fan?

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (14:18):
Man?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Who's your favorite current fighter?

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Max Holloway?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
How's his apps? His abs? Yeah? Greg wants to know
all his apps? Oh, Greg Gory. Oh dude, Max Holloway,
you love him?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Man?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Is he Latino?

Speaker 7 (14:31):
No, he's wwaying.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't know little Iffy on that one.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah, awesome, man.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
All right, I'm worried about myself. All right.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
So notice that the first guy I got like three questions.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
By this time he got to the second person, it
was like one question.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I couldn't even stand straight.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Ye, No more multiple questions. How's your butt?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh, so the reason I did it over Morgan because
you know Morgan, when she like tried the one Ship challenge,
she ended up getting nude and having diarrhea.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
And diarrhead on the floor of our gross.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
And so you know, I was like, hey, Morgan, I'm
going to do this because you know, I don't want
you to ruin your day because this was before the
three eleven events. Okay, So but to answer your question,
I was fine. I mean I felt terrible and like
weird and like lightheaded. But on the drive home is

(15:28):
where it hit me, like later that night, where my
stomach started feeling like a disaster, like craping fire. I
wasn't crapping fire, but I had really bad stomach pain. Wow.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Yeah, but the Menace is an iron stomach. Yeah, pretty much.
He's a billy goes.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
This brand of hot saze, Like just how hot is it?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Like you compare it with.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
The red It was pretty hot, definitely hotter than tapatillo.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
And you know, I got a scale one to ten.
What would you graw?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'll give its probably an eighth.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
Wow. But again I'm just I'm drinking drink. I got
it to ascot, Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
All right.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
So here's another person menaced drinking hot sauce before asking
questions at the UFC fan fest before UFC three eleven.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
All Right, I feel dizzy. I don't feel so good.
I'm doing good. I didn't ask about you.

Speaker 14 (16:22):
Oh, compare this time because okay, all right, all right,
all right, let's focus.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay, how all you been up a UFC fan?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Long story short, So brock Lester after he left w
W went to the UFC and that kind of took off.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, it's fascinating. Oh oh crap, So what do you? Yeah,
I answering, Red, Can I get a picture with you? Yeah?
Of course?

Speaker 15 (16:46):
All right, all right, well you get this isn't going
on five shots total?

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Oh did yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Because it was like three for the first one, one
for the second guy, and that I wasn't even.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Really paying attention. Has kept I'm drinking as they were talking.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Yeah, minus you would take a shot, ask the question.
Then as they're answering, you'd be taking more shots. And
I'm like, wait, hold on to how many?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
How many total?

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Do you think?

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Oh for a minute, oh god, at least twenty five.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Or something what God, the whole bottle? Yeaw, just that's
the part I don't understand. Anyway, we talked.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
To a video and it started spitting out of my mouth.
Almost got on Morgan.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Like, I just I just don't.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I don't enjoy things that are just too Yeah, like
when it's it becomes not enjoyable, Like a little bit
of heat's good.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, it's fine, but it's great freak show. But my
gun and I did that.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
This hot sauce is definitely like, just to put it
in perspective, hotter than like a hallopeno pepper. Yeah, that's
like twenty five hundred to eight thousand on Scoville and
this is like nine thousand.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yeah, it was damn it was hot.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
We had no water or anything else, so he was
just raw.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
You're not supposed to wait, you're not supposed to drink water, right, yeah,
the coats, Oh yeah, water, they say.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Intensify because I only do milk.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And then eventually, after we stopped recording, what did he
do more? Oh, I went back to the liquor store
and bought a ghost.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Yeah, basically chugged a ghost drink make.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
It worse, just to balance me out. So I can
get my head back balance.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
Menus is a crazy man.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
The more I hang with him outside of work, I'm like, wow,
he really is like that.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
All right?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Well, uh, Menace, nice work. I'm here.

Speaker 16 (18:22):
You made it.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Then, just in time, the Woody shows back and Jena
Grad is here.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
That tell us what the trending news headlines are today.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
So there was a deadly school shooting at a high
school in Nashville yesterday. A seventeen year old male student
shot a sixteen year old female student dead and wounded
another student in the cafeteria at Antioch High School before
killing himself. He was even live streamed on the kick
platform before that got taken down Right now, federal and

(18:52):
state agencies are looking at this a hole's racist, anti Semitic,
violent posts online to figure out the motive. The kid
also allegedly posted about his plans for a school shooting,
along with other killers manifestos, so.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
They will figure out what the hell happened. I mean,
clearly nobody's paying attention to this kid. Yeah, gee, I
wonder if he was on anybody's radar.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Screaming for attent. Probably not, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
They probably usually always are.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I'm saying, you know, if he's posting these things and
you know, like nobody at this point, I would think somebody,
especially if it's on social media, that means that nobody's
paying attention. Sometimes you see those people and they're posting
a thousand times a day.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
See it's a crazy person.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
They post a thousand times a day. They have two followers. Yeah,
like who you're screaming to?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Screaming into the void?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, so yeah, screaming into a void kind of situation.
There's somebody online. I'm already keeping my eye on. It's
like crazy, Like just like what are normal? But what
are they ranting about?

Speaker 7 (19:48):
There's like somebody's after them?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, paranoia.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
I'm like, oh, this is is this crystal meth? What
is this?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Well, fire crews in Los Angeles are battling another huge
fire that starts burning out of control yesterday. That's the
Hues fire near Kistaic And that impacts both La and
Ventura Counties and has burned more than ten thousand acres
and as of this morning only about fourteen percent contained.
Around thirty one thousand people under evacuation orders, twenty three
thousand under evacuation warnings which is just you know, kind of.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
Be ready and have your bag packed.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
However, unlike the palisades and eaten fires that we've been
talking so much about so far, there are really no structures,
damn it are destroyed. They're saying that the fire is
a completely different beast than what they were dealing with
the last couple weeks. First off, the winds are a
little calmer, so helicopters can do water drops at night,
which is a big deal. And there's no shortage of
water exactly. It's burning on a huge lake and lots

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of other little reservoirs to grab from. Meanwhile, the winter
storm that's been killing the southern part of the country
this week, from Texas through the Deep South down into
New Orleans into.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Florida has really literally killed eight people.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
That freezing air also a lot of the Midwest and
the eastern US which is grounded hundreds of flights. And
here's a little fun fact for you. The record ten
inch snowfall that New Orleans saw was more than double
what Anchorage, Alaska has seen since the beginning of December. Really,
so that's end times, right.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah, I would have thought that Alaska has been buried
by snow at this point.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Turns out Louisiana got the better of them. These dangerously
cold TEMs are expected to stick around today and through
the weekend.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Good times.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, Like there's some major ski resorts don't even have snow,
and this is happening all.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
It over these big fires.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
You got this crazy winter storm, more snow and New
Orleans than Alaska.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, New Orleans buried on the snow.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
There's that volcanic volcanic volcanic volcanic volcanic activity. There's a
volcano activity going on in Hawaii. Like this thing just keeps.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Uh fun is happening? Really?

Speaker 6 (21:56):
I guess it's a very active one.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
So which island do we know?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I just saw the this morning island that people don't
really care.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
That's a typical one.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I mean people are like playing golf right next
to it.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
I'd be curious.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, Like locals always joke like, oh what America thinks
and it looks like disaster and they go, what's really
happening as them playing golf right next.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
To the Kilauea the volcano, right where is it?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I'm looking, Well, you guys looked that up, remember, and
I think it was twenty twelve Superstorm Sandy.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, I remember the name. That was the exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
That was the first time we started naming things like
superstorm Frankenstorm, like we've you know.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
This is franken Storm.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
This has been this has been a long time ago.
All right, Well, former New York Yankee Mariano Rivera remember him.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yes, of course, right, oh yeah, they were talking about
Suzuki and how like you know, he missed one vote
right from being unanimous selection to the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Mario Rivera was unanimous. He got all the votes. Amazing,
so he was a killer man.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Well he might not be getting all the votes today
because he and his wife Clara are facing serious allegations.
In a lawsuit filed in New York, the couple's accused
of covering up sexual abuse of a miner at their
church's summer camp and in their house.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
The lawsuit says the Rivera's ignored abuse reports and pressure
the victim to stay quiet, and the alleged incidents involved
a young female miner and an associate pastor's son at
a twenty eighteen barbecue at the Rivera's house and then
again in twenty twenty one. The Rivera's church, which is
called Refuge of Hope, is also named in the lawsuit,
so we'll stay on top of that.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, it's on the Big Island.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Yeah, well then I guess we don't.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Care the Volcano Island.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Usually that's Yeah, locals don't really care about that.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Because that's a lot of tourists go specifically to see
some activity.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
There right out the southeastern shore of the Big Island. Yeah,
all right, we're hearing now.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Well, since Monday, ICE has arrested and is preparing to
deport four hundred and sixty illegal migrants with criminal histories
that include stuff like sexual assault, domestic violence, drugs, weapons crimes.
The arrests were done in and around Boston, Denver, Philly, Atlanta, Seattle, Washington, DC,
and Miami, and some of the people arrested already had

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criminal records. ICE officers say they.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Haven't oh Sea, oh huh, yeah you again.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, sending people to the island all the time, right, yeah, yeah,
we don't need unproductive criminals.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yeah, see, I'm fine with that. Well, they think it's
just like they're taking anybody and anybody.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Tax but yeah, well they have a target sheet of
many more illegal migrants with criminal restords, who records who
they're looking to arrest, so you know, look out. The
FDA has approved Johnson and Johnson's nasal spray called Spravado
as a treatment for severe depression. I don't know where
they come up with these names, but they're the best.
This is for depression. This drug is derived from ketamine,

(24:58):
which was approved in twenty nineteen to fi depression. Had
really good results and tons of doctors see this is
a really good thing since depression affects millions of Americans.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
You just sprayed up your nose.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah, Like, what's it called? Narcan you know?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
What's the stuff that we like?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
And what's the other one for allergies. However, because Spravado
is so close to ketymine, which also can be used
as a total party drug, it's only available through a
very restricted program, so you're gonna have to qualify, and
I'm sure they'll be watching it.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
It's bizarre how ketamine is just becoming like a regular thing.
So you know, I love that TV show The Real
Housewives of Mormon Real Lives of Mormon Wives, and they like,
you know, they don't drink, they don't do anything. They
have like soda parties, but then they just go to
like spas and do ketamine because it's especial. Yeah, like

(25:50):
it's a regular, regular thing you can do that.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
It's kind of a new wonder drug. Because there was
a documentary recently about a girl who suffered lifelong seizures
and to the point where it was life threatening. Yeah,
and she did this induced coma with for like I
want to say, a week or two and then emerged. Basically,
it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
I've heard similar stories and this is I don't have
it in front of me, don't quote me, but they are.
I believe they're not regulated in the United States, Like
you have to go to another country to do this,
and there's a different place death rate.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Really, because I'm a total square and I don't know
a lot about drugs, and I recognized the name, but
ketamine is that special?

Speaker 7 (26:33):
K Yes, Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
And yeah, I remember people talking about it in college
and people like the horse tranquilizer.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
So is that what they started as?

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah, that's that's what ketamine is.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
It's a horse drink, right, That's what that's.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
All we knew it as, so that they also use
on horses, you know what I mean? Like because people
will say, oh, it's a this well yeah, but it
has multiple uses for COVID.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It was, oh, yeah, my dog, you know, just had
surgery and we're looking over the bill and elicid. Fennoyl
in there.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Lucky a buddy of mine who was on all kinds
of depression medications for the longest time. He started doing
that micro dosing with the mushrooms. Yea, and no more
medication and now he's off the mushrooms and he's he's great.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
That's incredible. That stuff. I love. I love wanting to
try that. All right, let's do it. Mushrooms, mushrooms. I
heard nothing thing. What do you show micro dose? We'll
bring you the mushroom chocolate chocolate mushrooms in it. I
will admit I have tried that. You have, Yeah, and
what do you think it's too small of a dose. Yeah,
I don't know if it did anything, to be honest,

(27:39):
And I was in a good mood to begin with,
because that's.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
What I understand. I've not tried it. But there's some
friends that my wife and I hang out with. MENACE's
neutral friends with these people, and they're always well, the
wife is always pushing her mushroom chocolate on everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, I'm not interested.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
I have a few friends that are on board with
the mushrooms now, and they're kind of like people that
are new to rely and they just love it, are.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
So into it, proselytizing, they.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Are absolutely Probably I thing.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Is until I can get it from a dispensary, not
somebody's you know, bath hub.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
I'm not getting.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I'm not trying it.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
But where does she get it?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Look like they look like it, but yeah, they're made
in somebody's garage.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
They are.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, because even the packaging passage so legit manufacturing and yeah,
but no, it's like random, it's not it's not regulated.
I thought you didn't want to do it because we're
always in like public places that.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
I'd rather try it at home.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, always. Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina Gren. We're gonna
take a break more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Hang Lena shows, Who's getting I'm not Austin, I'm demanded.
It's the show, all right, welcome back. It's a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
So we got another request and a menace sexually requested
this this song that we're gonna be playing for you
next week. He said, they've taken on like a they're
like a resurgence of interest.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Do you forget about your own request?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
No? Yeah, okay. Go has been really getting like this
resurgence of people having nostalgia for this band and yeah,
all they've done for the Internet and their videos and
like that, and yeah, people keep on talking about them.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
So I just remember the treadmill video or here it
Goes Good, and then I watched something about how they
did it, uh huh, and then these guys tried to
recreate it, and they did but just you know.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah, not as good.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, I know. They just released a new one with
with smartphones that looks really cool where they took like
hundreds of smartphones and pieced them all together.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
That was cool.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I love the zero the vomit comment.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, the negative the G four negative dime or whatever.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Well.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
The cool thing about the here It Goes Again treadmill
video is apparently it was done in one takes. They
they didn't, like, you know, cut it together with other ones,
so they just kept doing it until they nailed it.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
That's incredible, which is why they were drenched in sweat.

Speaker 10 (30:07):
Right.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, And weren't they the ones during COVID that had
everyone at the concert in like a hamster bubble of
their own.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Maybe, Oh yeah, you might be right.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
I remember the twenty one pilots did something similar where
they had one of the guys got into one of
those giant inflatable things. It's like hamster bawling over the car.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, the Flaming Lips are the ones that kind of pioneered. Yeah, yeah,
I think you're right about that.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Looks fun, it does, I know eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
to nine eight seven. Yeah, there's nine inch nails tickets.
A lot of people were talking about that nine inch
nail show. Of course, September eighteenth at the Forum, we're
gonna give a chance to win those tickets in the
nine o'clock hour. All right, So here's the thing for you,
and uh, you know, if you're trying to be the

(30:56):
cool parent out there, like, there's a lot of cool
moms dads who think it's really important that their kids.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
I think they're cool.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I think they're cool to except two thirds of parents
admit that they've told their teen a white lie to
make themselves look cooler. Yeah, that would be my concern.
Teenagers are embarrassed by their parents. I'm not really surprised
by that. But here are the things that kids say

(31:25):
are the most embarrassing things that their parents do. Like
trying to do one of the viral dances that people
see it on social media. I'd love it now, but
try trying to use modern day slang. Yeah, like, oh wow,
this is busting.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
My son actually said to me the other day just
because my wife was sitting next to me on the
couch and we were sitting there talking and she was
kind of like rubbing my knee.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
She goes, dad, what are you trying to rise up?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Mom?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Yeah, no, no, trying to us your kids friends.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Hey, dudes, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
You kiss your kids in front of their friends, Like, yeah,
that doesn't anybody. Yeah, that's why people used to want
to get dropped off two blocks away.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Totally. I'll walk the rest of the way.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
If your mom's got a Karen haircut, If you add
your kids friends on social.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Media, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Sometimes kids will try to hide stuff and so the
parents will think they'll be slick, and they'll follow up
with the friends and see what the friends are doing,
if their kids hanging out with those people, and so
it's not about just you know, being buddies with them.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
It's more of.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
A spine like yeah, but we have a thing where
if we pick up my son's phone and we can't
get into it the pass word it's ours. Or if
he uh, you know, with his Instagram, like if his
mom can't get on and see what's on his account,
he made it done?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
How often?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Pretty regular basis, a.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Few times a day.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, right, you sing along with your favorite songs at
the top of your lungs. That's one of the things
I do. We'll sit in an intersection and I'll roll
the windows down. I'll put something like some nineties hip
hop thing on, and I'll have the windows that all
the cars are around us. I'm throwing up rap hands.
I'm going, come on, man, good with the windows with
the windows down. I mean the thing is cranked too.

(33:13):
Oh yeah, I'm like, well, come on, man.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
This is.

Speaker 17 (33:19):
And with all the cold and stuff in the news,
all this winter weather, snow in Florida, Nolance, this is
just one of those.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
In case you didn't know. Now, you know, kind of
things just triggured.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
It was a good time because of those stories.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
You know, back in the day, you were always told
that you need to let your car warm up before
you drove it.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Yeah, because a long while, because it was like bad
for the car.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Old fashioned carburetor engines had to warm up or they
you know, could stalled. But they say, unless you've got
a classic car or a total rust bugget, that is
totally unnecessary because those arborator engines they were phased out
like in the early nineties, and so modern cars with
fuel injectors warm up fast, like in five seconds.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
So that's about what I give it, accord, I know, But.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Like back in the day, it used to be you
have to.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Start the car, start it and run. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Now, if you're warming up the car for your own comfort,
go for it. But other than that, they say, you're
just wasting gas and causing more wear and tearing your engine.
If you were just doing it for the preservation of
the engine of the car, don't don't worry.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Well, that's what I love about modern day cars. Like
it's hot outside, you can you know, be in the
grocery store and turn on the air conditioning or some
of those cold outside you can turn on the heat.
It's amazing. I've never done that.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
Yeah, what preheat it?

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Yeah, preheat cool it, pre cool cool it.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah. I mean sometimes you forget about it, like, oh man,
you're in an area it's like one hundred plus degrees. Yeah,
and is it me?

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Or they're heated seats? They're too hot? They're too hot?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Really really, I think the they're great for your back.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
You're always phasing. What about a heated string wheel? I
like that. I've never experienced one. Put your sleeves over
your hands, you'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
In hockey, the Edmonton Oilers they were playing at home
against the Washington Crapitals when this happened. Listen to the clip.

Speaker 17 (35:27):
They're strap on the ice set off or something came
over the glass and he says, a distracted the braids.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
This shot is taken. That's what it is. Nachos that
came over the glass.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, somebody threw their whole tray at nachos over the
glass onto the ice.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Had distracted the goalie.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
We and they scored on the capital is getting scored
on that count?

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yeah it did count?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Oh wow, Yeah it counted Now, it didn't cost them
the game. Washington still won, but the Crab's goalie fully
emits that he was distracted by the nachos. I would
be quote, I've never seen that before. Obviously, I've got
to play through the whistle. That one's on me. I
saw the guy that threw them, but credit to him,
he got him a goal.

Speaker 15 (36:11):
Wow, did that guy get probably had to be like banned.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
That's that's banned for life. Yeah, maybe the.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Game, but I think if you're like, you know, you're
working the arena there for the Oilers, it was their
home game, and it distracted the visiting goalie.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
We tried to find this guy.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I disappeared into the crowd and Washington still won the game.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
So that's not gonna costa I think. But when I
think about any professional sport, I think the most in
awe I could be is a hockey goalie.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I don't know why anyway signed up to be a goalie.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Imagine doing that for one second. Toothless hockey goalie having
pucks just at you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Well, I mean they're not really toothless because they're all
they're fully face masked up.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I could armor, because that's the thing there.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I mean, they have so much much they have so
much gear on, so they're not they're not losing teeth
the way that you know someone you know.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
But when it's a hockey player, it's kind of sexy.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Like, so, I was hanging out with my buddy, the
guy who's totally locked in with all the players. He
throws the big NHL All Star party every there that
all the players go to, and we're we're sitting there.
I guess something was happening in the middle of the conversation,
like me and my buddy, a couple other guys sitting
around having a conversation, and goes, oh yeah, because you
can totally tell as he's eating these appetizers and stuff
they're being passed around, there was something kind of going on.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Something's uncomfortable. He just reaches it in and pulls his
teeth out, and he's like and then throws him back in,
takes the beer, chugs the beer. I'm like, this is
so hockey.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Oh my god, that's great.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
So you can't be a Vaine hockey player.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I don't really care.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
No, man, it's impossible.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Yeah, because the players are wearing just the helmet.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
You know, some some guys have like a somewhat an advisor,
or if they had an injury, they'll do something with
more of a that covers with the youth hockey players
have to have a full Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:56):
Why isn't that required?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Because they're men, it's hockey. I only want to wear
the helmets. They want to go back old school where
they get the hair fly around.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Did that neck guard get implemented.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
In youth hockey?

Speaker 7 (38:07):
It did? Okay?

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, So now all youth hockey players have to have
the yeah, the neck guard because there was that that
player that got cut and died on the ice, Well
didn't die the ice, but he got his neck cut
on the ice. But the blade that can, which I
still think was intentional. Oh look sure it looks so
intentional for sure. How long does it take to suit
up for that?

Speaker 6 (38:27):
For what?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
For hockey game?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Not long?

Speaker 7 (38:29):
My son can?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
My son can get dressed in five minutes and that
includes putting the skates and lacing the skates.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Wow, I would have thought like half an hour.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Wooding, you can hit us up with the text send
your text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
The show is.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's too Tuesday, Thursday, got messed up
to the day week or messed up yesterday?

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Said July.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I think, yeah, let's go jee, is it JULYA?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
No, It's Thursday, January the twenty third, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Well that's great, gory menace.

Speaker 12 (39:14):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Gina Seabasses here?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, we've gone Sammy phones open at eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, you can send us a text.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Send your text over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Your suggestions for what Morgan should do for this next
round of dare for dollars. She's trying to get enough
money together get that nose job. As we are talking
about now you have. You have an eye on the
text and everything Morgan has. Anything stood out to you.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
You're like, God, I would really not want to do that.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Anything that's like shave her head or give her a mullet,
dye her hair pene, those would get vetoed.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
You're very concerned about anything that makes you look different.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Well, the thing is only only one gets vetoed.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Oh no, right, that's where I have to put faith in.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Y'all your mistake.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah, let's see, this is a I'm just going through.
I just opened up the WOODI Show email email the
woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
This is from Andrew.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Hey, guys, checking up just one of the chime in
ideas for dares from Morgan one chip challenge and attempt
to sing a karaoke style song. She arey did the
one chip challenge and almost died.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (40:19):
Also, you can't find it anymore on account of someone died. Yeah, everyone,
you can't find them at all? Right, yeah you have to.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
You could buy some like two year old ones on
evening maybe. All right, that's ah, that's from Andrew.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
They had another one there for dollars from Casey Casey
Chavez the lego challenge, but blur her feet out on
your social media and put the full foot version on
her only fans. Oh wow, Morgan's they said, Morgan's double
dipping dares for dollars Mo money, mow knows jibs love.

(40:50):
That's Casey in Virginia. Okay, uh, let's see some other
ones on here. Somebody suggested that you poop in a
trash can in front of us.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
No, we don't want that, don't this one out? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I mean he ped in a cooler and pete in
the studio in a cooler.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
But why because we were benefit?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
It was okay, it was it was to prove something
because there were there was a story in Vegas Fremont Street.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
They have the zip line lots.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
It doesn't that goes across okay, So well there was
somebody who apparently was The story was that they were
peeing as they were going over the crowd, and the
crowd below was getting you know, a little shower, yeat,
a little shower of tinkle.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
He says to myself, Well, how much could really fall out?
There's no way, and was wearing jeans.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
We got a cooler for him to lay over the
top of like Superman style like you would.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Zip lineseah, and then he peed. Yeah really almost nothing. Nothing.
It wasn't significant.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
No, I mean, we don't how much p did you?
It just like a little bit or a full load?
Because what didn't even if you even if you are peeing,
wouldn't they go down the pant leg and then come
out the pants?

Speaker 7 (42:07):
That's that's what we found. Yeah, it would go flying
on everybody.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Speaking of pee somebody suggested, you guys are sick. Uh yeah,
have her eat a pepie snow cone on Why year?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I told you on a previous radio show, I worked
on everybody like a listener, took shots of pea from
everybody in the studio.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
But it was to like win, escalate, guys.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
This is it.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
This is supposed to be something that's challenging but also fun. Right,
it sounds fun trying to kill it?

Speaker 6 (42:42):
What about this one?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Give Sea Bass access to her social media for forty
eight hours?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Why I'm interested in? People will know it's not her though,
Oh true, Well they won't know what forty eight hours. Well,
only if they caught the show would they know?

Speaker 18 (42:56):
Right?

Speaker 12 (42:56):
Right?

Speaker 7 (42:56):
Do you have a lot of fans that aren't don't
know that you're on the radio show? No, exactly.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
My mom would maybe think it's interesting, But.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Well, where are we at with the dog collar? There's
an electrified dog collar.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
That was suggested.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
Yeah, what's the whole point of that? I just wear
it for the day or I guess you can't leave.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Yeah, there had to be some kind of mechanism that
would mean that you would get.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, what do you just have it?

Speaker 5 (43:29):
You just have the remote for funzies and you just
shock her. Oh no, you want to keep her.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
There would have to be like something where she could
get through the whole thing unscathed.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Like a trivia kind of thing or something.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
I don't know ta right, but I mean instead of
instead of like a perimeter thing where if she tries
to leave the studio she gets shocked, we actually control it.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Uh Morgan, there for dollars off the text, have a
UFC fighter put her in a rear naked choke until
she passes out.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
I've seen that.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
That is literally what I dream.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I want to do it, but naked.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
Yeah, well we can start with clothes.

Speaker 15 (44:03):
And the problem is that that used to be the
that used to be very fun to do on the radio.
Hell back when before Joe Rogan had a podcast, he
would do it to people, but they've stopped doing it
on account of liability.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
And rowdy Roddy Piper rest in Peace used to do
it to the staff at the Corolla show.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Oh yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
He doesn't care as much.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
There was a text saying I'll get take a leg
kick from a UFC fighter Alex Peta to kick me.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
You could break here anything.

Speaker 15 (44:29):
They'll hit you in the meat of the leg. They
know what they're doing. As far as that goes, you'll
just have.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
A it'll breathe.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I'm surprised because you see how easily some people break
their legs. And when you're watching some of these UFC fights,
you see guys they're smashing their shins so on the
other person's leg, and I'm just one like, how does
that not snap?

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Well?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
It did immediately, has I.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Know it has? How does that happen all the time?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Because I mean there are guys just boom, boom boom.
How's that leg hold up?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Well?

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I think they say, like, with the training, it gives
them small fractures and then makes it stronger to.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
The front of your shit. It does.

Speaker 15 (45:07):
But what they're doing more of what he's seeing is
they're going for a calf kick as a new trend
in the UNFC, because there's all kinds of fashion that
you can screw up on there. If you hit someone
in the calf three four times hard enough, they can't
walk and they just kind of have to get that.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Not enough money in the world even try to.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Have a challenge, Morgan, get married in Cabo so we
can go to Cobby challenge you.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
How about that challenge like in two weeks and Cabo
pays for it all. She's already had two sham marriage before.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
If you got a good idea, what should Morgan do
for this next round of dare for dollars?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Hit us up.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
The submission period is still open.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
There's just a simple one. Put a spider on your face.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (45:48):
Yeah, someone said something about a fear Factor challenge. I'm like,
I grew up wanting to be on that show so bad.
Y'all could put me in cockroaches?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Anything more cockroaches? Yeah, be more of a fear thing
for Greg. Yeah, right, being around. Yeah, send us your
suggestion either on the text over to two to nine
eighty seven emails. We're getting those email at thewoodyshow dot com.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
We'll be right back. We're gonna play. The Craigslist price
is right.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, So if you'd like to be a contestant, these
are all the weird things that we find that people
are selling on Craigslist.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Challenge Morgan has to go to their house. I will
tell everybody about.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
One of the things is being sold on Craigslist, give
you the description from the ad, and then someone here
in the room has to guess how much that adam
is going for the actual Craigslist price of that item.
And then you on the phone just have to guess
is the actual Craiglist price higher or lower than that
bid from here in the studio. And if you do
that right, you will win a prize this morning. So,
if you'd like to play Craigslist price is Right, it

(46:48):
is next call us now eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Woody is the number.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I think there's some shenanigans going on. The Woody Show
is back.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
All right, time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
dumb ass contest is the.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Craiglist price is right? All right, Craigslist price is right.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I have all these different things that are being sold
on Craigslist. I'm having the ads here. What I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna go through these and I'm gonna
tell you about one of them, and then, uh, what's
gonna happen from there?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
I'm gonna ask somebody.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Here in the studio to give me a bid. How
much do they think these items are being sold for?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Give me a price, Craigslist price.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
And then if you're on the phone and you guess
it's higher and it is, winner, that's all you gotta do,
higher and lower than the price the bid that was
given here in the studio.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
And that's how this works.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Eight seven seour Wody is the number, and we're gonna
go right to the.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Phones and let's say hello to Amber.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Good morning Amber.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Hi Amber, good morning, good morning. All right, so Craigslist
price is right.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
The first item today, uh, definitely is an item for
Sea Bass, Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
It's a Mister Beast Game T shirt. A T shirt.

Speaker 15 (48:11):
Now they gave everyone jerseys that they were supposed to return.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, some people make the stolen.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
This is a new still in sealed bag shirt that
says mister Beast Game size medium adult, great for teams.

Speaker 15 (48:28):
This is actually the thing for Greg because you're the
only guy I know who's watching this.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Yeah, I'm watching it. It's very well.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Did you get one of these when you were there?

Speaker 15 (48:36):
No, that's a squid game style mister Beast Game. I
have an actual Beast Games jersey jersey. They asked you
to turn it back in, but but you didn't because
you're a rebel.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, question. Oh it's thoughtfully released yet all
the episodes I watched three of.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
I think it's two at a time.

Speaker 15 (48:55):
I believe anyway, how much crappy and maybe even knock
on bootleg.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
So I'll go with thirteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Thirteen dollars, Amber, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than thirteen dollars?

Speaker 10 (49:09):
Higher than lower than thirteen dollars?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
You said it was a beef game jersey or T.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Shirt, T shirt.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
He stole the jersey, but what they're selling on Craigslist
is the T shirt.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
It doesn't look official by any means.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Oh, he can, he can ask thirteen dollars, but I
think it's gonna go for lower lower.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
All right, Well, the actual Craigslist price is five dollars.
All right, congratulations, Amber, Hang on one second, we'll get
all of your information forciate.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
You listen to the wa sho.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Let's say hi to Tiny.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Hey, good morning Tiny.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
All right, since your name is Tiny, let's go with
the tiniest person here in the room. If you find
something good for manis sam.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Well, there's a couple good ones for Sammy. Okay, let's
see let's go this one. Someone selling eighty three tampons,
oh specific unopened.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Sammy have a heavy flow or something.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
It's just a chick thing. And I used to use
this tamp yeah, yeah, do you not use tamps?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I do use Okay, Well, there you go, and you
and you might know, like how much eighty three might
go for now it looks tampacs and they're just all
random and loose.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
The cardboard ones, I don't know, they're the wrapper, they're
in the rampers.

Speaker 9 (50:30):
It's fine, but the cardboard ones are much cheaper than
the others.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Yes, yes, says tampacs. And then eighty three tampons unopened,
which is very important though.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Imagine putting cardboard in your butt.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
That's that's exactly right, all right, So how much I
will say, twenty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Twenty five bucks for eighty three tampons. What do you
think you're tiny? You think it's higher or lower?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
I'm gonna go lower lower.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Actual Craigslist price a bargain. Eighty three tampons for five dollars.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Wow, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
All tampons.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Instead of flip in real estate, just flip tampon yeah,
flip tamps.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
All right, tiny congratulations. Hang on one second. We'll get
your information to two contestants. Two winners, you guys.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Uh, let's go to Curtis. Hey, good morning, Curtis.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Morning, guys, good morning.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Let's see here, dog, let's see uh Greg. Finally, finally,
it's a third one. I know it was okay for
sail and Craigslist. Wine bucket with cup holders listening. Okay,
so what do you think you don't like couches with
cup holders? This is wine bucket with it's a stand.
It's a it's a wine bucket that's on the stand.

(51:47):
You can see like in a in a restaurant, right,
but it has these two arms that come off the
sides and you can hang your wine glasses from it.
Let me show you the picture first.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
It looks like an animated like Pixar character. That's like
what a motel is trying to be upscale.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, oh, that's it, says, very nice, wine buckets stand
with glassholders, excellent condition, stainless steel, so it won't rust.
Perfect for romantic evenings with loved ones. We've got some
nice use out of it on our deck, watching the
sun go down.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
We bought it, Greg.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
We bought it at an antique store a couple of
years ago in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
Yeah. The stand is a little over twenty six inches tall.
Can I say a photo one more time? Ask you? Greg?

Speaker 15 (52:32):
I have had his problem because I've been in a
Cabernet kick recently. Yes, is what do you use for
a coaster, if anything at all with a wine glass?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Nothing? You don't need a stem glass. You do not
need a coast.

Speaker 15 (52:42):
What if you get a little bit at it on
the side and then you don't even it dribbles down
and then you got a stain on your clob.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
Right, No coaster for a stem glass. Yeah, they do have.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
A little coaster type things for bottles.

Speaker 15 (52:53):
I've been using pieces of Amazon boxes. Is that?

Speaker 7 (52:58):
What do you think of that? Greg? I do have
a wine caller for the bottle? Okay, for this particular item.
Forty dollars.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Forty dollars, Curtis, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
I'm going with higher higher.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Actual Craigslist price.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Ninety dollars.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
Got to be kidding.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Good luck for dollars?

Speaker 12 (53:23):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Well, congratulations Curtis. You are a winner. Thank you and
we appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Listen to what show? Hang on one second. All right,
let's go to Isaac next day.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Good morning, Isaac, Hey, good morning. Like menace is really left?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Well, buddy, little guy, Come on, let's say something good.
An let's see anything good?

Speaker 6 (53:48):
A pound of weed?

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Oh yeah, since we're in the home decor now yep.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
For sale. Corn stool, corn stool. Now it's a stool
like you'd sit on a stool with corn. It brand
new condition corn.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Stool from home Goods.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
No cracks or chips anywhere on the stool, no delivery.
You got to pick it up now are we talking?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Would metal?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
It looks like it's some kind of yeah, synthetic material
from your beloved home goods. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
No, you know when you order like a sign of
corn of the cob and like that little kind of
like barrel sized chunk. It's that but stool size. How
cool would that be?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Greg Dyke taken out of it looks like isn't that cool?

Speaker 7 (54:38):
What that would be for me?

Speaker 6 (54:39):
That's a cool stool.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I put it out of my man cave.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Ye that belongs on not at home Goods. What do
you think menace corn stool?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, totally figure out the dimensions on it. Stool sized, Yeah,
size stool, but I don't know if it's if it's light,
let's go with.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
Twenty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Twenty five dollars, Isaac. Do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower?

Speaker 17 (55:12):
That's tough.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
I'm wondering what your bid would be if it was heavy.
It was heavier, but you would be like thirty five.
I'd probably go fifty. Is that a weighted stool? Yeah,
the weight of it.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
You take the price that you would say for the
lighter one, all right, and then you take the price
for the heavier one.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
You average it out to a dollar for Can.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
You fill it with sand and water? Because if it was,
if it was heavy, like a solid piece, that it
would be more luxurious, like if it was a carved
oaken stool.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah. What are you not understanding, Isaac? Higher or lower?
I want to say lower lower actual.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Craigslist price, dude, home goods. I don't know what they
sold it for with this guy is reselling it for
two hundred and twenty.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
So it must be solved.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Then is it gold leaf?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
It's calm is it. It's Greg. You know this more
than anybody weight equals costs.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Sorry about that, Let's go to uh, let's see how
about Christopher?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Christopher, Hey Christopher, what's up?

Speaker 7 (56:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Let's see Gina grad Yeah, you like all those Idaho
prison inmates things.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
This is a prison phone panel.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Never use Viking K fifteen hundred and six a vandal
resistant phone panel. Lots of useful purposes and applications that
this could be used for. For any specs just look
up Viking K fifteen hundred and six A and you
can see the specs. And let's see here you can
also see the original price. I could also be used

(56:54):
for a cool up scale. Are sorry, a cool upcycle project?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Some people actually use these for guitar pedal projects.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Cool, so like just stayless steel.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Oh my, it's a it's a pay phone chord with
the receiver and that's it. And then and then that
panel that's there that you would use to hang it up.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
That's not as exciting as.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Literally a payphone and a chord with a little like
metal attachment.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
No phone, it's just the receiver they make. They make
a guitar pedal, I mean, or just buy a guitar pedal.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
But what if you want it to look like a
phone panel?

Speaker 15 (57:33):
Yeah, you know that everybody will because guitar pedals you
can only see those from the crowd.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Uh, it doesn't look like much. It's pretty specific. Let's
say I don't know. Somebody's probably pretty proud of this though.
Let's say forty.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Give her the price that it sold for originally.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Oh yeah, should be? Is that fair?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
She said forty because we have the information. Well, I'd
love to know two hundred dollars if you bought it new,
it would be two hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (58:00):
Okay, forty bucks. I'm sticking forty bucks, all right, Christopher?

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Let's go higher higher actual Craigslist price forty five dollars
A right to both.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Job Buddy's bit.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
All right, Christopher, Congratulations, you are a winner on the
Craigslist price is right?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Phone?

Speaker 7 (58:26):
The anti suicide cord on top jail phone. Excuse me,
weird cord is on top of the box. You can't
hang yourself, so you can't just like the phone around
your name. Wow, everything interesting?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
I mean, look if you're in prison, you want to
do it?

Speaker 10 (58:42):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (58:44):
What I mean?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (58:46):
Are you trying to be an encouraging friend? Why are
you getting crap? Yeah, I'm going to make a decision
on their own life, Like why are you putting on
somebody on suicide watch? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Exactly depends on what they're in for, you know what
I mean. If you're into like murder, rape or whatever,
then fine, you've been. You put them in the cell
that has the ones that you can hang yourself with.
Maybe they have a list of people that you might
be interested in knowing more about.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Yeah, and then they decide, you know what, I'm just
going to commit suicide.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
And by the way, I'll show them.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Yeah, just so you know, menace those stools we have
a text year six two six. Those stools are super trendy.
They come in all shapes. They have oreos, donuts, fruits,
and Martini shapes.

Speaker 12 (59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
We're about to get five of these for the office now. Yeah,
work need some oreo joints.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Well, congratulations to our winners. That's the Craigslist prices. Right more,
What the show's coming up?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
What do you show back back in a few You're
right back.

Speaker 13 (59:39):
Toys, funny drinks, Voice, Penis money drinks.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
These are a few of breaks favorite things.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
These are the things that I only need.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Yeah, what are the power rankings on that?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Yeah, good question, boys, Penis money drinks like in the
same Yeah. Because sometimes it's the companionship. It's not always
about the de gram. Calm down, bros.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Money drinks. Yeah, let's go money. Yeah, let's go okay,
so money number one. Then we'll go boys. That sounds
so wrong. And then and then, uh, I'm neglecting drinks.
Let's go money drinks. Boys drinks. All right, good to know, alright,

(01:00:37):
good enough. The Craigslist price is right. And there are
some other things that are being sold online.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
President Trump signed the order this week that delays the
TikTok band for seventy five days, but in the meantime
still not available on the app store because the legal
experts they're not sure what could happen if he changed
his mind, or if the next president would try to
find companies retroactively. Oh, they could be on the hook
for billions, which is why Apple and Google they're not
risking it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
They're just waiting it out to see how the whole
thing plays out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Yeah, now you can use TikTok if you already had
it on your phone, but you can't download it. Interesting,
but let's say, Gina Grad, you must have a phone
with TikTok on it, despite the fact that you haven't
this entire time, right, but now all of a sudden
you just have to have them when you're in luck
Because people are listing their old phones on eBay that

(01:01:27):
already have the TikTok app on them.

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Uh, and nobody's buying them because they're they're being sold
for crazy amounts of money. Like there's a bunch of
them that are listed for around two thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
That's pathetic.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Some as high as twenty five thousand. Well it's I
saw one fifty. It'd be pathetic if there are bids
on them. But like nobody's buying them, Thank god.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I mean that just started. People are watching the bids
on it. And it's not just because they're obsessed and
they have to be on TikTok. It's you know, maybe
somebody that had a bit business and for some reason,
I don't know why, their app is gone off their
phone and they were selling things they need access to TikTok.
That's why they would spend so much money to purchase.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
But to get the app, your phone already has to
be activated under somebody else's name. So if I bought
the phone, that's a you had one of your old phones.
It's all set up well, you use it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
You can use it on Wi Fi and then you
can log into your you TikTok account.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
But you'd already have TikTok on your phone if it
was part of your business. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, But I'm just saying like for some reason the
app disappeared from your phone. You lost your phone. You
lost your phone, and you need to run your business
that you might make a lot of money on, you're
gonna need access.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
So I know you can't or update anything because my
son uses for his video editing closet cap cut and
we couldn't do the other There was an update available,
but you couldn't do it because they're owned by Byte Dance,
which one is. Yeah, so it's not available in your region,
country whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
It was fascinating.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
So even if you lost your phone, even if you
had a backup on your phone, like on the cloud,
it wouldn't allow you because even though you already had
the app, Yeah, it still probably wouldn't download to your
new phone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Correct, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Most apps though transfer over like when you get a
new phone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
But it will.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
But I think it transfers through the app store like
I think it's still like says okay, we're gonna put
and downloads it from it pulls it from.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
The app store.

Speaker 15 (01:03:20):
I'm also looking at desktop works totally fine, right, menace
that I haven't looked into because that's also not Apple
or Google good web browser. Yeah, those those two they're
worried about, maybe some retroactive I assume because that actually
Vonnie's is the desktop way more than I do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Yeah, So if you're desperate to get on it, and
you can do it on the desktop, just do that desperate. Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
The the business side, Yeah, if you're a business, I
get it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
If not, then you're you have issues. If you simply
must have it, eBay, it could be yours for about
two grand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
All people, sorry, all those people that loved cap cut,
which I never used. I like using a thing called
light cut that might be a good good one to use.
Now they spelled l I G H T or is
it like some kind of like l I T E
L y T is l I t that's the thing
people tell you about something you go on there like
you never find it like l y I L y

(01:04:20):
I t e. Yeah, it's light actually with an ult
light like a light bulb.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Cut.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
We're gonna take a quick break now that we've gotten
TikTok all figured out for you, just in case this
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Good morning to you, and thank you for being here.
Give us some of your valuable time today. My name
is Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
That's Greg Gorner right there. Menace is here, there is
Sammy and Sea Mass is here. Good morning, seabatch, Hello
and today in audio.

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
What do we have?

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Well, everyone's been making fun of my mayor of Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
It's such a it's such a great clip, is I
should say the honorable Charill Parker.

Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Now a lot of folks have just been playing her
doing the Eagles chance for Menace. Let's say, you know
J E T Jets, Let's go Jets. Let's say you
were to do something similar for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
How did that go? There? We go E A G
E L E S L Eagles.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Without trying to chant, to just write it down.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
See if what.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
What are we doing?

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
What do you want me to write?

Speaker 15 (01:05:37):
Did not grow up in a suburb of Philadelphia, whereas
Scharrell Parker did, and she's the mayor of the city.
But whether you grew up there or not, I know, Yeah,
Eagles grew up in this one e A g A
l e s huh yeah g A that's the Spanish person.
I did grow up in all Spanish neighborhoods.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Now, uh not.

Speaker 15 (01:05:58):
All folks have been playing that clip, been making fun
of her, but a lot of folks haven't been playing
the preamble to guess maybe there's some some context to
the mayor. She was doing a pep rally for the
last game, and this is how that went to.

Speaker 12 (01:06:08):
If you are catching Septa and Mass Transit, just get
on mass Transit and get there. But making it to
our Philadelphia Eagles game on today is essential. Thank you
all so very much. And we now want to take
some we want to take some questions. Any well, listen,
we've got to do this. Let me hear you all

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saying he ow ge s.

Speaker 13 (01:06:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:06:36):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
First issue Elvis even worse than manners.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Yeah, all right, g s on today.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
If you go on today, what you say if you're
an English speaker day ow ge.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
S oh yeah, she.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Said, jocept Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Now that being said this, I thought when I first
saw this head right, I thought, oh, wait, isn't this
an old thing? It was a year and a half
ago at the bar that Fox twenty nine was at
the bar and this couple said this, Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
But there you're looking great bird that low bird?

Speaker 19 (01:07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
Why is it so hard?

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
It's a really hard word.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah, and it's not like it's not in a song
that you chant at every game. Oh wait it is.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
And again even if it wasn't, it's the word eagles.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Let's water. Wow.

Speaker 15 (01:07:37):
All right, this weekend audio, I want to try to
not get woody too horny here, so menace. I was
watching as I have never done before. You call her
daddy podcast. Oh yes, this is a big thing. Alex
and Alex she is the host. She apparently makes millions
of dollars a year when girls just come on and
tell sex stories. Yeah, pretty much, which I'm not against
that and that sounds like a fun concept. But is

(01:07:58):
that the number two podcasts in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Apparently.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
So, yeah, well, is it mostly chicks that listen to
it or just a bunch of dirty dudes? It's a
female heavy Yeah yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:08:06):
I would probably say, and a lot of big celebrities
like girl Talking, you know manas. Apparently they get a
big ratings in the podcast by having celebrities on Weird.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Well, they had Amy Shooer on and.

Speaker 15 (01:08:17):
She revealed a again, this is for what you get
on exactly never before heard Amy's Schumer sex story.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Oh good, that's what everybody wants to hear. Yeah, oh boy,
all right here Amy Schumer, and I'll say it because
this is where you say it.

Speaker 19 (01:08:32):
Were they a professional athlete?

Speaker 15 (01:08:34):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (01:08:35):
Did?

Speaker 19 (01:08:35):
I text them like late at night and they came
over when me and then I said I'm so tired,
I'm so sorry, and they left.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Yes, Wait a minute, so a professional baseball player athlete?
She said?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I said athlete, But didn't she say that she dated
like WWE guys before.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Wait, so I'm trying to I'm trying to get the event.
But the athlete Okay, so she texts them, he comes over. Yeah,
he goes because he's trying to get a booty call. Right, Okay,
so he performs on her, gives her oral and she
doesn't do anything in return and just tells him I'm
just tired and makes him leave.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Yeah. Well again, you already just laid there. All you
gotta do is continue to just lay there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Well, shocking story like that never happens before. Maybe not
with her. I don't know, but I bort Didn't she
date a WWE guy?

Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
Or do I have that wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Amy Schumer? Do you remember that at all? I have
to remember that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
I think there was something with her and maybe Johnson Rashiki.
Well he was in the movie train Wreck, right then.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Okay, here's here, Amy Schumer claims that this guy was
pretty cool about it. I doubt it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Oh she dated Ziggler, Yeah, Dolph Ziggler. Okay, I mean,
yeahs a man who he's been around.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
You and I what do?

Speaker 15 (01:09:52):
We have some problems with her story, but she has
a reason for why it's okay for her to receive
and then not recip Oh all.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Right, all right, let's let's hear this rationale.

Speaker 19 (01:10:01):
I'm sure that's happened a couple of times, and I'm
not proud of it, and I think like some people
like guy and that's the end of the night. So
I kind of, you know, did it my way to
quote Frank Sinatra.

Speaker 15 (01:10:13):
Difference there is that when a guy's done, he's done
for a little while. Yeah, when you're done, you can
still keep going again.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Just lay there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
Wait wait, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, guy might have to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Period, especially sometimes, especially if he even cared about your orgasm.
Like he cared about he cared enough to make sure
you guys, this athlete was so sweet, by the way
I'm reading about it. It was a baseball player. Oh,
let's play the next ques right now, just lucked out.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
A professional athlete was a fan of yours.

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
Why is that so shocking?

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Sorry? Why are they?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
He was at a show?

Speaker 19 (01:10:46):
He was at a show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
Can I ask of all the sports what support?

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
And then we're moving on baseball?

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
H wow boom, check me out finger on the pulse?

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Are they?

Speaker 20 (01:10:56):
When she was dating Dolph Zigler, she said that he
was very active in bed, which didn't coincidable with what
she liked, which was just laying there sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
She I love the hot enough to just lay there.
By the way, that's that's what they call her.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Daddy girl just said to her, you dated a professional
giant moon face surprising.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
I know it's a condition.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 15 (01:11:18):
Doesn't make it attract because folks wo don't know. Man,
it's the host of call her Daddy's pretty hot?

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Right?

Speaker 15 (01:11:22):
Yeah, yeah, she gets to say that. She gets to
mean girl. Are you're shaking your head to mean Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
Because you said she had a condition, but still likes
are unattracted cushions.

Speaker 15 (01:11:31):
Yeah, okay, that's why that big bash cars eat cookies
all day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Makes that big, like giant moon face that she's got.
Even though it's a condition, it doesn't make it hot.
It's like it's like, okay, you know, you're right, she
is attracted more.

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
Cushionings for the fushioning giant moon face she does. I
told you I was gonna get what hardy during this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Yeah, the moon hits ure like a big pizza PI.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Way I get to hear about how ugly I am
all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
You get to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Please you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Are you ever on social media?

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Please? Did you hear what was the first impression segment?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
They just called them fat? They didn't fat?

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Yeah get the gym cute?

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Yeah yeah, exactly, exactly right. Anyway, so that's uh.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Sumer, she likes to lay there and then do nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
That's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, we're gonna get some more of these clips after
the break the show. Okay, so who's arguing with the
woman on the text is that Sea mass?

Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
I believe which one?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Which argument? The man's planning one? I just said that
she woman explaining man's plaining.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Okay, because somebody there's no argument because somebody said we
were talking about Amy Schumer and Amy Schumer was telling
a story about how she she had she had some
guy come over and he gave her oral and then
before she she didn't even reciprocate. She just said, you know,
I'm really tired and she made him leave nothing right,
and uh was, you don't even have to reciprocate, It's like, yeah,

(01:13:18):
just lay there. Yeah, and uh oh, come on, men
finish and don't reciprocate all the time, which is what
we And she said, not this guy, ma'am, which is
what I replied, And then somebody else carried that torch. Yeah,
we just explained why that it's different because men go soft.
And then she said they go soft because they put

(01:13:39):
their own orgasm first, though some don't even bother bother
to try to get a woman over the finish line.
That's not acceptable. Pull your female audience and ask how
many men uh.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
Do stuff? Do stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Just rub a woman for two minutes and ask if
they finished. We don't say that's acceptable. Yeah, but they said, yeah,
don't man explain men ignoring women to a woman? Honey,
we know, Okay, we didn't man splay. We explained yeah. No, No, Look,
any fella who's smart, Like, if you go to a
business enough and you don't get good customer service there,

(01:14:18):
you're eventually going to lose that person.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
They're they're not even gonna stop by anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
No, they're done.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
That's always been kind of the way you think about it, right,
It's like, hey, make sure they leave a satisfied customer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
They'll keep coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
You'll have that loyalties as long as you can hold onto. Yeah,
big deal. And especially if they have to go first,
then you don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
Oh it's the best.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
And then you can just take as much time or
as little time as you want, because after she's got hers,
what does she care how long or not long it
would last. You could whatever you're feeling fellas.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
Yeah, pro tip and as Gina has pointed out, you
don't want it to last long. Well that's the thing, right,
don't be the all night Lethario please.

Speaker 15 (01:14:58):
In an Amy Schumer's case, she was probably her hands
and mouth were probably full of nachos. So again I
get that she didn't want to recirciate that way, but
there's other ways. Has a condition I do have to
again doesn't make you a question here?

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
It doesn'ts all the time either.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
I watched Expecting Amy and she admitted that she never
doesn't eat what we're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
When it comes to mansplaining, like, how do you explain
something if you're a man exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
A lady?

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Do I need to explain what man's plaining is? It's
when a woman says something and then the guy basically
just says it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Back to her, you know, like, is it not man
repeating exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
But that's I think that's kind of the joke that
you're not you're not giving new information when you're man's plaining, right,
So that might not be correct.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
In this case, right exactly.

Speaker 15 (01:15:46):
The women use it as anytime I'm wrong or being irrational,
which is often that that anytime the man is being.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Explaining to you're just having a healthy back and forth.
N Yeah, I'll try to switch it and flip it
on you and say, oh, well, your man's what does
having a conversation about something?

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
We have a difference of opinion on this.

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
If you're entering a new thought, you're not man'splaining exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Okay, all right, just asking the question?

Speaker 21 (01:16:08):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
And poor Amy Schumer, you know, because sometimes I go, oh,
you know what, she's a bigger girl, but she's got
a really cute face. Not even the case here is
a big old pan face.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Greg, you watched her reality show about having a baby?

Speaker 15 (01:16:20):
I did.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
I did watch that very recently. I'm sure she's a
very nice person. Was that No, that's a different one
that was during the pandemic because her husband's a chef.
This is a wanting to have a baby and the
whole process of having the baby. All right?

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
This week and audio what else?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
Stick with chicks tating on chicks?

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:16:39):
Whitney Cummings weighed in on the whole Lauren Sanchez bra
at the inauguration zuck peak. Right, So, for folks who
don't know Lauren Sanchez is he is a Jeff Bezos
Bezos girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
It's a she exactly.

Speaker 15 (01:16:54):
We're getting look in details down here eventually. So Lauren Sanchez,
fiance of Jeff Bezos. She wore a I guess you
call that a braw left underneath a sports It was
quite red white lace.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
And here's Whitney.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Yes, Mark Zuckerbird took a peak, and here's what I did.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I did see that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
He's just staring at her cans.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Yep, yeah, on account they're out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Here's that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:18):
Okay, we are not going to hate on this woman.
She is a business woman and her decisions have gotten
her this far. All right, we all wish we had it,
let's be honest. But I don't blame her. I blame
white lace. White lace always looks cheap. This is probably
one thousand dollars like dol Chin Gabana.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
But we've all done it. We've all got like a
cute white lace.

Speaker 10 (01:17:37):
Brad and like you take your shirt off and the
guy's like god, it gets sad. It always looks like
you've been trafficked for some reason.

Speaker 12 (01:17:44):
It never fits.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
It's just not no bueno.

Speaker 10 (01:17:48):
It's got big like Bachelor and Paradise meets Love is
blind energy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I mean she's right now. I absolutely love Whitney, but
I'm just saying, like, isn't it going against what she's
I read the video with by I think shocking.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
That's the Joe. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
In other words, like no offense, but.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Yeah, joke explained to Menace. No no, because in the
beginning of the video I thought she was serious.

Speaker 15 (01:18:12):
She was making fun of saying Heylura Sanchez, I know
you're dating him and you're looking sexy because he's a billionaire.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Yeah, I get that. That's a smart move. Let's not
blame Lauren, Let's blame white lace exactly.

Speaker 15 (01:18:21):
Yeah, that's her thing this week in audio, all right, next,
speaking of women and the inauguration. This again not political,
but of course the BBC was interviewing Kid Rock, as
you do you do now the BBC. They've got like
one of those rooftop shots and it's twelve degrees outside,
So she's on top of a roof Kid Rocks, who
knows where, probably in a bar, but he's inside. He

(01:18:42):
can't see her. He's just talking to her and okay,
and this is what kid Rock had to say to
this lady.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
All right, I mean I can't see you right now.
So I don't know what you look like.

Speaker 21 (01:18:51):
Well, I look like I'm ready to hit the slopes.
I can tell you. I'm in full on ski gear
here with my half gloves, the whole thing, ready to rock,
to be wrapped up against the elements.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I love to go skiing. You sound sexy?

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
You want to go with me?

Speaker 10 (01:19:07):
What?

Speaker 21 (01:19:09):
Well, we will get into that right here. So we
doing no skiing today. We've got a day of broadcasting
to do. But Kid Rock, thank you so much for
joining us here on BBC News.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Enjoy your day, Okay, God bless.

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
All right, Yeah, thanks for joining us. Kid expect when
you interviewed Kid Rock, Yeah, I mean sounds sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
I didn't honestly, you didn't expect that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
Yeah, he's not.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
You may differ with him politically, he's not a bad guy,
like will you kind of know him. I got a
nice set of towels from him for my first wedding
because five years ago, yeah exactly, my first wedding counts. Yeah,
because when he first came out, little Boy, when he
first came out, we had a very awkward back and

(01:19:57):
forth in an interview because I wasn't feeling him at all.
I think you here comes some Douchebagh's trying to act
all hard to say you sound sexy and no, because I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Said something along the line, because he had gone.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
He came to LA to sign his record deal and
he ended up getting in a bar fight before he
even had the meeting and put in jail.

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
Yeah, yes, dude, that's when he was with his little friend.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yes, even before the Joe see things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
So I said to him in this first this is
like ninety eight, right, it is one of his first
interviews outside of Detroit.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
We're the first station to play whatever. The first song
I am the Bowl guy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
I think it was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Anyway American Badass, Yes, anyway, it was before American Badassky anyway.
So uh, I'm my god that this guy dressed like
a pimp. What the hell is this guy white?

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Exactly, And so I said, so wait a minute, let
me look at it straight. So you worked all his
way to get your record deal, you get flown out
to LA to sign with Atlantic Records.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
And you get in a bar fight. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
And go Yeah, he starts, you know, keep it that carrot,
I go take it up the ass in jail, and man,
did that set him off? And so now we had
this very tense exchange, I'm gonna come over to this
count and put that much fulling up your ass and blow. Anyway,
we moved on from that and it kind of really
broke the ice and he kind of dropped the character
thing and he just started talking like a person because.

Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
You were trying of messing with him.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and much like they'll stay
in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Probably did loosened them up a bit, but I got it,
but like, uh, and then anyway, so we ended up
becoming somewhat like friends, yeah, beyond just like uh, but yeah,
we would keep a touch of when so I invited
him to my first weddings and he originally had accepted
and then couldn't they started this tour. He's like, So

(01:21:34):
he bought me and my wife, my new wife, a
set of towels that my wife had put on the
registry and so we got these very nice, very plush
towels from kid Rock, big full set. I think it
was like eight full towels, the cloths and stuff like that. Wow,
And he was and he went from being that I
don't know what's you know, he kind of really leaned

(01:21:55):
into this whole political thing.

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
But even but even with the story, you're saying to
that end, this is the guy that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Like, yeah, you said six you let's get out.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Of here, Like she's still that guy because that was
the character, right, Bob Ritchie. The guy is in his fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Yeah, right, so I would have I don't know, but you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
Can't take the kid rock out of Bob Bridge. I
was living in Atlanta when he started to fight in
the waffle house. Again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
You can't take the kid rock out of Bob Dude.
I mean I haven't seen or talked to him in
probably twenty years.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Let's talk to him, Bob.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Yeah, thanks, I can finally thank him in person for
the towels. That'd be nice, all right, this week this
weekend audio?

Speaker 15 (01:22:30):
All right, speaking of hardcore people who wrapped the streets
Menace and Greg Actually, have you seen bad Babies nose job?

Speaker 12 (01:22:36):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
I have been quite the talk. Greg hates this is
to catch me outside. Okay, that was more than probably.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
No. Greig hates her, but he loves plastic surgery. I do.

Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
So she's got she just released her before and after
note she has a decent nose before, but she had
a little like hump in the middle of So yeah, Morgan,
I don't know if you hate this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
She's gross though, well she's only got tattoos and as
she totally tatted up. I mean she looks like she's
sick and not like in a way Greg where you'd
be like, oh, babe, she doesn't have.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
A cancer, so that's not good. Oh wow, she does
look very different now, so that's all.

Speaker 15 (01:23:08):
You know, well and good, I suppose, but now she
I didn't realize that she has a new song or
newer song.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
It's called Mommy Mode. Okay, yes.

Speaker 12 (01:23:18):
You knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I was that from the jump.

Speaker 13 (01:23:20):
Could really do my big one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
But is that what you want?

Speaker 13 (01:23:23):
You could sell for Mody.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Hanish on rec because you used to have my bat
but now packing them.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Up bit you white. And I've seen your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Like that's how she got again. Let's blame doctor Phil.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
And I hear the way your mom.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I hear some of the words, like I hear the
type of dialect and everything that was in your house,
Like as you were growing up, you went very much
out of your way to do this.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
My life of movie k b Red.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
It's appropriation, don't you know?

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
That's wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Everything she does is wrong. So is Travis Kelcey appropriating.

Speaker 13 (01:23:53):
Hebbyana type?

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Bit is just b type.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
That boy is not really him.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
You slice it.

Speaker 15 (01:23:59):
She's richer than you, Greg, She's richer than me. I'll
be in ten thousand lifetimes. Every other word is the
S word or the really good good. Also has to
do a shower badge. But anyway, she got her nose job.

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
How can you know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Jealous? Is Greg? She got a nose?

Speaker 10 (01:24:19):
It is.

Speaker 19 (01:24:21):
It's a show.

Speaker 8 (01:24:25):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
A little sip of the coke zero red before we
came back on the air. You gotta be able to
perform here, fellas, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
I get it all right this week Ian audio.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Well we wrap it up to you.

Speaker 15 (01:24:37):
Are celebration of women with a little bit of a
explanation of how to do things.

Speaker 7 (01:24:41):
This is a celebration, Thank you. Well he is the
lead feminist. It's been established.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
Huh So this video is getting around of the Jacksonville
Sheriff's office. They say a guy, I ran a stop signs.
They pull him over and ask him, you know classic
do you have anything in the car, and the guy says, yeah,
I have a I have a firearm. I have a
concealed cary permit. Officer says, okay, great, he has his
other officer, Officer Mindy. She walks around to remove it
from his waistband. And this is exactly how you should

(01:25:07):
do things if you are a lawful carrying citizen. And
let's see how it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Sorry, you have concealed carrying all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
You know, all right, you're not convicted, fall right, nothing whatever,
al right, So what we're gonna do is just for
my safety, your safety. I'm gonna have you step out,
all right, fair enough, and we're just to remove the
pistol from me and know we're gonna run your license
to make sure everything's good. I'm gonna send you on
your waist.

Speaker 10 (01:25:31):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:25:32):
But well, when Officer Mindy went to go grab the
gun out of his waistband, she had her finger on
the trigger and shot into the leg.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
That's the way they teached to do at the academy.
Finger on the trigger first, Yeah, to pull it out.
Yeah you need that, Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
So Officer Mindy unfortunately has been fired. Yeah, her services
are no longer needed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Celebrating women, and then they don't know like trigger.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
This brings up.

Speaker 15 (01:26:04):
I was at a gun safety class recently and this
woman was there. And then again, first thing, okay, it
even tell you if you really because people's triggers want
if your finger wants to go in the trigger guard
on the trigger in this house design, that's what you said. Okay,
what you do is you put your finger on the
slide right next to it first so it can't go.
This woman goes up, where's that finger go instantly?

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Yeah, yeah, there's nothing on. That's the first thing you learn. Ye,
I'm not how to handle the gun.

Speaker 7 (01:26:28):
All right. This week in audio, we continue our celebration
of women.

Speaker 15 (01:26:32):
Stop saying with menace. We're bringing menace in because he
has lady like tense sensibilities. So this is this This
video you're about to or the audio you're about to
hear is from a justin Timberlake show, of course, So
why is this audio special?

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
Let's guess. Okay, sounds nice? Why is that just like

(01:27:09):
concert audio special? I think, well, I have a couple ideas.
Why would be special? Go ahead minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Well what it says, come on, daddy over here. So
is that the one that was just outside of Palm Springs, California.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
You're saying many.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Gays, yeah? Or the other factor is the last concert
that he just did, Like most of all the members
of n SYNC were at the conte exactly. That is
video from Lance Bass.

Speaker 15 (01:27:37):
In the video, you could see recognized because he's there
with the other members of in Sync and he's like, hey, guys,
you could have texted.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
They bought tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:27:45):
That saying come here daddy or one of the other
guys in the Yeah. Yeah, but only Joey was in there.

Speaker 15 (01:27:52):
Okay, that's there is a good question, like why would
you They're probably surprising on them.

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
Yeah, yeah, like you'd be like, this is so funny.
He's just going to see us in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
My thing, so I spent hundreds of dollars. My thing
is my buddy lives by Lance Bass over in that
area and he has parties all the time. Greg, I
need you to get in the fault so we can
go to the party. Yeah, okay, job Greg.

Speaker 15 (01:28:18):
One more clip for the weekend audio. All right, guys,
this is a voice again guessing game. Here is the
voice from the show Severance anybody else watching that? No, No,
that's hurts cool. That's why I just started. This is
the voice of the building the company they work for, Looming.

Speaker 18 (01:28:35):
You probably don't recognize me from this angle. I'm the
lumin Administrative Building, Branch five oh one, and you're sitting
in me right now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
The name's a mouthful more as I say, a door
for so you can just call me Looming.

Speaker 7 (01:28:51):
That's the AI voice of the building they work in. Well,
who is that? Oh my god? So it's not AI. Well, well,
you can't character of AI, right, you can't? You Union Productions?
YEA strike that game? Who be that?

Speaker 18 (01:29:06):
You probably don't recognize me from this angle. I'm the
Lumined Administrative Building.

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
I know this is wrong. Chris Parnell. It does sound
like Chris Gregory. Not really though, but that's my guess.
I believe it's an African American actor.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Is Greg's dad?

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Greg? Building?

Speaker 15 (01:29:31):
It is again great. We talked about this all the
time with voiceovers. Why can't they use people like Greg
Gory who doesn't make any money? Instead they chose Keanu
Reeves one and you're sitting in me right now. The
name's a mouthful yours, I say a door. You can
hear it, of course it really doesn't. I can't hear

(01:29:53):
it at all.

Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
He's definitely putting on us. It's Kean doing a Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Yeah, you'd never know. I listened to this show called
The Woody showed.

Speaker 7 (01:30:03):
I love.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Week in Audio.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
More Woody shows next, kick your feet up on the
dashboards back in a few It is a throwback Thursday.
This is the time of the morning each and every Thursday,
we welcome in the pride of Pacoima. He is the
senior vice president and managing partner of club Turn Up
Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls. I give you el
Presidente himself, DJ Tim mar teenage.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
You know we are another week before we go up
in the club.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
I wanted to bring a little discussion that you and
I were having over text onto the air because I
figured that we'd have some opinions here in the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Sammy, go ahead and take a break, Yes you could
actually all right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
So this was a bracket that Tim found. Beat Source
official exactly what they do or what it is, but
they came up with a bracket of the greatest nineties
house anthems of all time?

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Oh yeah, are for it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
And so we had all these different matchups in all
the different rounds. So it's like, you know, Robins, show
me Love around the world, Daft punk music sounds better
with you into Ghetto Gypsy Woman.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
Like a lot of great songs in here. The Bomb
okay by bucket?

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Heeads right, which one would you think would be the
greatest nineties house anthem of all time? Now, let me
run you through my thought process and then we can
see what you guys think. All right, I think show
me Love beats, do you know what I mean? And
then faces into Ghetto who just edged out around the world?

(01:31:48):
Show me Love to the finals. That's from the left
side of the bracket. From the right side of the bracket.
For me, it's simple. The Bomb goes right to the
finals and wins it all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Yeah, there was like no debate. There was no debate
on this.

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
Now.

Speaker 14 (01:32:02):
I just I want a little debate first of all,
and then I mean you want to keep going, I
mean we can.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
I want I want to hear your thoughts on nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Yeah, I'm surprised they just didn't pick Alice. DJ isn't
that I believe thousand actually on the dot if I'm
really ok.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Yeah, like just to me, like we talked like house
like when it we gotta get past to be sounds
like how does this not go all the way.

Speaker 7 (01:32:41):
To the final?

Speaker 14 (01:32:42):
Now I don't disagree that this is I didn't ever
disagree in our conversation that that is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Club banger. Oh yeah, I'm a huh but but but
it sounds too disco. That sounds very disman. There's a
disc there's a disco element to it. Yes, menace, I
had said, I had said, I do love the.

Speaker 15 (01:33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:33:08):
Then it's like after that you almost lose me, like
you're that song is phenomenal for forty five.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
Seconds yea, right, five seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Yeah, because and then I just I need more, Okay,
I just need.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
More now, Tim believed on the So that was the
representation from the right side of the bracket the left
side of the bracket. I think we both had Robin
going to the finals, right Robin. Yeah, there is more
damn show me love, which, dude, there's so many great
songs like you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
You know this song?

Speaker 13 (01:33:45):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
Yeah, this song is it's instantly better.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
So yeah, okay, so, but it just seems more like
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
The Bomb just seemed more emphthemic to me, like they
say more of like that I don't know that big
kind of like and this is a great song.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
It's a banger. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
But this is a better representation representation of dance music,
of nineties house music.

Speaker 14 (01:34:11):
Robin as you, I just he wanted like he had
a definitive answer right off the bat, don't talk to me,
it's Bucket has the bomb.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
And debating over text, Tim had had to be to
the point, but I was.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Going back and forth.

Speaker 14 (01:34:27):
I literally said, I'm kind of stuck like my final four,
Like I was, I had a roadblock at my final four.

Speaker 20 (01:34:34):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
He was like, he's robins the Bomb and one are
the other one of the other.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Two I had.

Speaker 14 (01:34:40):
Let's see I think, I said, follow me, that's a
that's just a personal preference. It's definitely a b side
to anybody else's normal. But then I said, let's see
what was my fourth?

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Oh music sounds better, like, oh my god, music sounds better.
It's just like conic. Yeah, really stuck. I was really stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
That's a star dust right, and started because like, yeah, yeah,
this is you know, this is this has a disco menace.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
It does. You're right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Right, Your choice I think is way disco. This is
disco ish.

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
I mean this right here pretty damn disco.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Your hair of the oellow one bucketheads is really like
straight out of the seven Yeah all right, But anyway, Greg,
so we finally got to.

Speaker 16 (01:35:35):
Like here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, I somehow end up on the seven minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Oh my gosh, when to get a twelve inure versions?

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Have you heard the Donna version of this one? Donna
one is so good? So Greg, this is your number one?

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
It's like cool, Yeah, I feel you. So this is
like Vegas day pool party, oh you know, and night
and night.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Sure, but this gives me like day pool party vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Yep.

Speaker 14 (01:36:04):
So it was getting to the point of the text
conversation I felt I felt that I'm probably wrong, but
I felt like what he.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Was like, bro, just kick me an apple where on
the plate, Like, let us just agree to disagree. I
think that's where we were at. No, No, yeah, I knew. See.
I was like, so I just said I'm also a banger.
I just said he was really trying to push me
on the bomb.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
I'm just speaking my argument.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I said, Dogs, for sure, it's up there, but let
it go. I wanted to validate this. I wanted to
validate your feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
You know, this is this is like that meme where
it's like the wo she's like kind of angry, laying
in bed. He's probably looking at porn. And then meanwhile,
like Tim's on the phone on the text with me
arguing about nineties dance.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
I don't know anything about.

Speaker 14 (01:36:56):
Death, right, So I said, dog, it's definitely up there,
but after the hook, I'm done with that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 14 (01:37:03):
And then I said show me Love because I felt
like I had to come to a full circle. Right, said,
show me Love has that iconic intro ya as you
heard in the club, great vocals, It has that that
gay dance vibe that every straight guy wants.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
To be gay.

Speaker 15 (01:37:22):
Said that is well, said right, I mean because I
want in music brings us together.

Speaker 7 (01:37:28):
Yeah, it's like it encapsulates that emotion. Great equalizer. Yeah, okay,
So you remember Crystal Waters.

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
Yeah, Jip Woman.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
It's a pretty good Crystal Waters. It's like when we
talked about food, we all get hungry. Hearing all these clips.
I want to drink right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Be jealous. Not met forris sole Waters, but that bitch
holes yeah, singing.

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
All right anyway, So yeah, that's a it was fun.

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
We should do that more often.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
Yeah, all right, Well, DJ.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Tim Martinez he gets to pick as the senior vice
president managing partner of club. Turn up of what song
we're to go up in the club with this week
on this throwback Thursday?

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
And what do you got?

Speaker 14 (01:38:39):
First, Tim, We're going nineteen eighty three, another club banger.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
We're gonna let the music play. That's a showy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Es alright, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
It is a throwback Thursday, y'all. Shannon left the music play.

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
It's the Woody Show seven.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
That's so good. Shannon left the music play.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
I'm gonna be blurn so back Thursday here on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
You know a phrase that I had never used before
I met Tim Martinez, but I will bring up because
this this song definitely meets the criteria.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
That song.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
So hard.

Speaker 7 (01:39:28):
It does so hard, Dude, I remember what we were
talking about the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
I laughed so hard.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
I'm like, I'm gonna remember, I'm gonna I'm gonna use that.
I'm gonna I remember that one you're talking about somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Like dude, that dude. Yeah, I I never said that,
like in other words, like he's a player.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
I mean it's something that is so good, like it's
so good, said something so good? Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:39:52):
It just makes it well.

Speaker 6 (01:39:53):
I mean sports already on the trigger, So we're good.
If you want to say it, get out of get
out of yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
I mean, if I gotta get out of my Yeah,
that song fu.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
All right, Djim Martine.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
I was going to see you, Tim.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
I was great bating you my friend.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
I don't care why you listen, because you love it.
You listen as long as you're listening.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
This is the Lily Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is January to twenty third National Pie Day. How
is your pie? My pie is cherry pie. I love
cherry pie really yeah, Jerry pie is my favorite. I mean,
there's lots that I like, but if I had to
pick one to be cherry.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Pie, I'm going pumpkins and I'm going Apple.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
What about like a chocolate cream?

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
Those are good?

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
I can't say no to that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
I can't that is a National Handwriting Day and Measure
your feet day. Okay, measure big feet big me You
ever like lay in bed?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Maybe it's just a high thought, but do you ever
lay in bed and then you take one foot and
rub it against another foot and you were like, wow,
my feet seems so large.

Speaker 7 (01:41:00):
No, not that second part.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
Yeah, but I'll like, I'll like rub my feet together
or like like you sometimes like you'll just like slither
around almost and the sheets, like because it just feels
so good. Like you get in bed, I think to myself,
even you know, uh, with my wife not around, I'll
lay in bed. As soon as I lay down, I go,
oh god, I love bed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Yes, I say that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
Is my favorite time.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Of the day.

Speaker 18 (01:41:27):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
And rubbing your feet together, that's called cricketing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Cricketing, Yeah, always do that. Yeah, but it feels like
my foot is so large. I guess. We got the
birthdays coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Porn of birthday here and a minute First things first,
though we hadn't mentioned this yet, but Trevor Noah is
returning the host of grammysh Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
And we thought you left. That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Why I thought we had moved on from anyone thinking
that Trevor Noah was in any way, shape or form interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
That might be why he got chosen. You know, he's
not going to offend anyone, to be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Yeah, but we just saw a Nikki laser like kill
it that people can't people can be found to do
this kind of stuff and they're entertaining.

Speaker 7 (01:42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Yeah, that Borfest.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
Oh god, such a nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Uh. See the Razzie nominations. Those are the awards for
the worst of cinema, and the nominations for twenty twenty
four have been announced. Now here's a list of the
movies they nominated. Worst Picture. Borderlands stop me if you've
seen any of that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Okay, Borderlands, Yeah, that did not do well in theaters.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
Anything that a Joker movie?

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Oh yeah, people hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
Madam Webb okay, now Megapolis.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
No, that was that Francis Ford Coppola thing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
Okay? And then Reagan.

Speaker 7 (01:42:42):
No, was that Dennis Quaid? I believe Yeah, yeah, I
didn't see it. I don't think anybody. I don't think
Dennis Quaid saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Yeah, for actor, Dennis Quaid was nominated for Reagan. Jerry
Seinfeld for Unfrosted. I remember you saw that Jack Black
in a Deer Santa. No, I heard good that, Zachary
Levi Harold and the Purple Crayon. See there's a title
right away. I'm like nope, Oh it is okay, Yeah,

(01:43:11):
and then Joaquin Phoenix for the Joker Movie. No for actress,
Kate Blanchett for Borderlands, Lady Gaga for Joker the Winner.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Greg's been making the argument forever that she's just a waste,
she can't act.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Yeah, see Bryce Dallis Howard for Argyle okay, uh, Dakota
Johnson Madam Webb, and then Jennifer Lopez for Atlas Uh
the Director for Madam Webb, Francis Ford Coppola for That Megapolis,
Todd Phillips Joker, Eli Roth Borderlands, and then Jerry Seinfeld
for Unfrosted screen combo any two obnoxious characters but especially

(01:43:47):
Jack Black in Borderlands and two unfunny comedic actors and
on frosted the entire cast of Megapolis, Joaquin Phoenix and
Lady Gogotten Joker, and then Dennis Quaid, Penelope and Miller
as Ronald and Nancy Reagan and Reagan the Prequel, remake,
Ripoff or Sequel. The Razzie Nominations are The Crow, Joker, Craven,

(01:44:12):
The Hunter, Hey Mufasa, the Lion King, and then Rebel
Moon two The Scargiver okay for screenplay Joker, Craven, The Hunter,
Madam Webb, Megapolis, Reagan And by the way, winners get
a four dollars and ninety seven gold spray painted statuette.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
I love. I love when they show up.

Speaker 12 (01:44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Same, yeah, and the winners they're going to be announced
on Saturday, March first, the day before the Oscars.

Speaker 7 (01:44:39):
I feel like I remember the two good Sports being
Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry. Yeah. Yeah, they were really cool.
Would say, was that for like cruise controllers?

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Oh yeah too whatever. The Joker is probably gonna run
away with it, but that Borderlands did worse than Joker.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:44:55):
Now, we have this other one that I wanted to
talk with. This story. Back in November.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
I don't know if you remember, Billy Corgan told Howie
Mendel on the podcast that he might be half brothers
with Bill Burr. Yeah, oh, do you remember we talked
about that. We did mention that it was something like this.
His step mom said something like, you know, your long
lost step brother is Bill Burr, Like said this to
Billy Corgan, and Billy Corgan just thought it was funny

(01:45:21):
and then told Howie Mandel about it. Well, this week,
Bill Burr was on with Howie Mandel and got blindsided
when Howie had Billy Corgan come out. It got awkward
really fast. Bill Burr asked Billy Corgan why he would
even bring up the story.

Speaker 16 (01:45:40):
I got something special that I planned for you out
of a place uncomfortable, bring in a surprise and look
who's here?

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Oh, what's up.

Speaker 7 (01:45:50):
Billy Corgan? I thought this would be great to bring
a family together.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
But by the way, just know he's calling Howie the
a hole the gate, not Billy Corgan greeting.

Speaker 6 (01:46:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
Didn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
He told me you were totally cool with me coming.

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
That's what he does.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Then, like, can this be like edited out?

Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
I can I can go? I mean, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Like did you ever think the fact that I never
told that story that you know, maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
Oh yeah, so it got really awkwardly fast.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Why so how he played a clip and Billy Corgan
telling the story back in November, And then you know,
Bill Bird just instantly told you know why I didn't
want to get into it. Here's a little bit of
another clip.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
Here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:46:35):
My stepmother said to me, Bill Burr might be one
of the children that your father sired in his days
on being a traveling musician.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
He was a piece of with you and he had
two kids dis close together, and he named them the
same name. He thinks it's different because he's Billy and
I'm Bill.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
Like that's how we told the difference.

Speaker 6 (01:46:53):
Well, I was Bill when I was young.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
But you're right. I mean, with all respect, it's not
that I don't like him, it's it's it reminds me
of all all of that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
So whatever I mean, you like your music, I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
Okay, great. Do we talk on a regular basis we've
never met.

Speaker 7 (01:47:07):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
So by the end of the interview, Billy Corgan said
he was set up by Howie and then Bill Burr
forgave him and then started joking around like, you know,
like a like a real sibling would sure. I have
a little clip of that too. He totally set me up.
You've done well for yourself. I'm happy for you. Like,
why why did you feel they needed to do that?
He told me you were cool with mes fan that tracks.

(01:47:32):
We got to go play catch.

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
We're both in.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
My arm is still good? I gotta go.

Speaker 16 (01:47:38):
I gotta say, do you like wrestling? Like, what kind
of wrestling? W W I love that I own the
nw A, which is the oldest wrestling organization in the world.
All right, that's I respect that at some point we
will hang out. I don't think on a podcast. All right,
what are you doing after this? You want to hang
out after this?

Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
Well, I'm a vegan.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
That's probably a problem.

Speaker 16 (01:47:58):
I'm gonna guess strike me as someone who likes read me.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
I can have a cup of coffee while you give
Russells from dude. I love.

Speaker 6 (01:48:07):
I love Bill Burr so much, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
I just don't like when comedians get serious like that,
when they get angry.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Yeah, but that's Bill Burke. Bill Burr is known for
being angry. That's his that's his whole thing. He's he's angry.

Speaker 3 (01:48:20):
That was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:48:21):
Yeah, that was so awkward. Did any of us know
that Billy Corgan owned n w A Wrestling?

Speaker 11 (01:48:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Yeah, I had let me, let me ask bored about
that wrestling for a couple of decades.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
Yeah, so is that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
Is that wrestling any good?

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Yeah? Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
Yeah, I mean, I know, I know he's a legit fan.

Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
Oh, I don't think he would do anything that would
like despare it. Yeah, I would imagine he's probably more
like a it sounds weird to say pure a wrestling
pure like that kind of wrestling purist.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
Owned it since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 20 (01:48:53):
And what's the league called a w A part of
the n w A became w c W in the
eighties and nineties, so that's like the biggest thing about it.
And then uh, in the early two thousands, he was
the president of T and A Impact Wrestling, and then
he bought the n w A, and he really presents
the entire show like it's eighties wrestling, like what you
probably dig it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
Yeah, yeah, But when I was a kid, it was
w w F and n w A, right like in
the eighties. Then it has always been a rap grade exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:49:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
I don't remember nw as like wrestling. I just remember
the only one that really w c W. Yeah, and
I know W well WWE now, but it was WWF.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
And we were kids, and don't forget glow.

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
I don't really remember that every Saturday. Because another person
that owns that owns wrestling that's kind of random is
the uh, the lady that owns the Lakers. She owns Wow, Yeah,
she owns Wow. That's uh.

Speaker 7 (01:49:50):
Women of wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
Yeah, women of wrestling.

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
Okay, there's so much of this no idea, I know, idea.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
Literally, it's like when you go to Vegas and like
you knew about the dude Jeff Dunham, right, yeah, of course,
and you get to Vegas and you realize how many
goddamn like trumpet shows there are.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
There's like a hundred of them.

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
It's a problem, thank you very much, boor Yeah of course,
all right, So yeah, I just thought that was funny audio.

Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
That's insane, very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Well, we got some really cool hip hop news, Greg
oh After refusing a plea deal asap, Rocky faces a
maximum of twenty four years in prison from firing a
gun at a former friend.

Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
What a risk, WHIPI what a cool lifestyle?

Speaker 13 (01:50:28):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
Also, Chris Brown has filed a five hundred million dollar
defamation suit against Warner Brothers Discovery over the documentary Chris
Brown A History of Violence.

Speaker 6 (01:50:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, is just such a normal level aded die.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
What let me ask you what you would do going
back to the aesop Rockey thing real quick, because the
plea deal was do one hundred and eighty days in jail.
He says he is completely innocent. He doesn't want to
do that one hundred and eighty days, but now he
risks going to jail for twenty fourty years. That's what
would you do if let's just say, legit you are,
you didn't do anything. Are you going to take that risk?

(01:51:03):
Are you going to take the hundred and eighty days?

Speaker 6 (01:51:05):
I'll take the one hundred and eighty days.

Speaker 7 (01:51:06):
I might take that risk.

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
That's six months, right.

Speaker 7 (01:51:10):
One hundred and eighty days, yes, yeah, six months.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Because yeah, well is a lot less than twenty four years.
What if you're in there for twenty fourth let's say
you didn't really do it. Yeah, that's that's the question, right, Yeah,
you didn't really do it. You're like, you can take
the twenty four months und risk.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
Actually, in this particular case, I would because it was
on video, I believe, right, wasn't it back and forth?

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:51:34):
Yeah, I'm marguing but not right. But I thought the
actual gunshot as well, like on a ring doorbell or whatever.
Now I would take the jail then.

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
And we had talked about this guy before. He's that fat,
six hundred pound rapper guy who sits on the couch.
She's got the oxygen tank. His name is Dave Blunts right. Well,
for Shamu's next trick, he is planning to CrowdSurf.

Speaker 12 (01:51:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Yeah, is gonna be insane and I'm gonna, uh, I'm
gonna CrowdSurf during this uh near on this tour.

Speaker 6 (01:52:02):
I don't think you should do that.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
I think I can, Bro. I don't have bitch as.

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
Gonna crowd surf.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Yeah, the tour is gonna be insane, and I'm gonna uh,
I'm gonna CrowdSurf during this uh near on this tour.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
I don't think you should do that. I think I can, Bro.
I don't have bitch ass fans, Bro, like they they will.
They will hold me, catch me, Bro, you might, you
might hurt yourself or Lord forbid, kill somebody.

Speaker 18 (01:52:30):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
It's that I know that they're gonna catch me.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
They're physically not capable of catch you.

Speaker 12 (01:52:35):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
I'm telling you it's gonna work.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
Bro, I'm telling you it is going to work. They
gotta sign a waiver in case you crowd. Oh, we're
gonna have a waiver and all this. We're gonna have
E mts On standby. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Like he's gonna have the fire marshals and all that.
This dude weighs like a like a like the SAP
bus terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:52:52):
Yeah, you get like eight ten people at least. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
Anyway, so he says it's gonna crowd surf follow. Well,
let you know, like you think was it what was
it asap Rocky who killed people at that festival?

Speaker 6 (01:53:02):
Who was that Scott? Do you think Travis Scott killed
some peoble?

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
Well, we know a radio DJ who stage driving, but
Noah caught her.

Speaker 4 (01:53:10):
Oh that's right, man. She was such an annoying bitch too. Yeah,
at a time when I first heard it, because she
was still cool and then she got like super angry
and super nasty.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
All of a sudden.

Speaker 6 (01:53:21):
Happened all right, time for the birthdays.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
Don't showy, we're gonna shu.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
We're gonna sit beas and you know.

Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
Used to be a Tiffany Amber Theson. Now it's just
Tiffany Theson saved by the Bell. She's fifty one years
old today. Mariska Hartigaye, Oh it's art tech. Okay, Well,
that answers that sixty one lawn Order SVU. Richard Dean Anderson,
the Original Mother f N mcguiver, Oh Yeah, is seventy

(01:53:58):
five today. Julie Jones Lee Clearwater in the Twilight Movies.
She was also in Adam Sandler's movie The Ridiculous Six.
She played his wife and them. Julia Jones is forty four.
Robin Zander, the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer from
Cheap Trick, is seventy two. Jack Rayner Shane and Transformers
Age of Extinction at thirty three, and Chelsea Sullenberger Sully

(01:54:22):
the pilot who saved one hundred and four lives That
emergency landing on the Hudson River Cell Dog that was
two thousand and nine when the plane hit a flocky geese.
That's back when US Air was still a thing. Tom
Hanks played him in the movie It's Pretty Cool. He's
seventy four. And your porno birthday today is Pamela Morrison
and today's birthday Girl. She's sat on more faces than

(01:54:42):
a pair of sunglasses. She's been in sixty nine fine films.
One of Greg's favorites Lesbian Crime Stories Volume four, Love
that movie. She was amazing in Small Penis Humiliation. She
was in He Has a Crush on My Feet Volume one.

Speaker 7 (01:55:01):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
Also Cute Fur Patch Volume five. She was a naughty
nut and who can forget her unforgettable role in Pamela
Morrison bangs her dirty hung uncle for some stress relief.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
Wo wow, that's how you do it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:15):
Yeah, dirty and hung. That's a Pamela Morrison who's twenty
eight years old. Today at your part of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning look at
what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:55:25):
We got some more Woodies show coming up for you.
Next hang on, they're.

Speaker 4 (01:55:28):
Gonna scan all way for free food real quick, and
then we'll be right back the Woody Showy Show.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
Join Fun.

Speaker 4 (01:55:37):
All right, Well that's it, Donzo Finito calling it a
day Thursday Woody Show. In the books, we got the podcast,
of course, Full Show Podcast, Everything Nuts, the Bolts, and
the Highlight Podcast, which is about fifteen to thirty minutes
of all of our favorite stuff from that day's show
again you can get that by going to the woodieshow

(01:55:59):
dot On today's show, it was just a hot Sauce Day,
and so Menace and Morgan they're at these UFC events
all the time, and they knew that the Hot Sauce
Day was coming up, and so they did the whole
thing where Menace was taking the shots of the hot sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:56:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hot shots. He hasn't pooped right since.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
Also, the trending news headlines got a little update on
the things that people are sending over what Morgan should
do her dare for dollars trying to get her nose
job done, and also the dumb ass contest Craigslist price
is right, That and more all on the Thursday podcast.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com. You guys, Tomorrow
is Friday, and coming up for you tomorrow, we have

(01:56:44):
the dyq Friday fail Stories and we have something new
for you guys. Our friend, his name is Rich DeMuro.
He is a tech expert. He's got a nationally syndicated
like tech show all about like different gadgets and apps
and everything that we should know about. He's going to
join us tomorrow for our very first go around of

(01:57:04):
rich on Tech. He was just out, I know you're
not a big Samsung person, menness, neither am I. But
he was just at the big roll out this week
for yeah, for the for the new Samsung stuff, so
he'll cover that. He's got some other stuff too. He's
even got a food tip for us. Yeah, Ritchie rich
on Tech, that's tomorrow. Anything we can do to get
through the morning end of the weekend as quickly as possible.

(01:57:26):
It's happening Friday here on the Woody Show, Greg Gory
party words and boys and please. Yeah, if your dentist
tells you you need a crown, respond with I know, right, Yeah,
dentists are one of those uh man.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Who Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
There was like this investigative report local news station was scamming,
not scamming. They were trying to bust plumbers who were
scamming customers saying they needed a new water heater. So
what they did is the news person went to the
basement and just loosened one of the uh one of
the like, yeah, this whole thing's cracked.

Speaker 6 (01:58:02):
It needs replaced.

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
It's gonna be fifteen hundred dollars, Like, well, you're sure,
you just don't need to like just tighten us up.

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
Yeah nope, And they're just like, nope, you need a
new one. And there was absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:58:11):
Nothing wrong with this water heater. And in the comments
you had all the level headed, all the nice moral
plumbers taking issue like, oh my god, this is why
people don't trust us. And there were a lot of
comments about how it's like plumbers and dentists are the
ones who will always try to sell you on unnecessary work.

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
Yes, because you don't know the difference. My old Dennis
was like that, yeah, everything, Oh this feeling's old. You
need a new one.

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
Yeah, I get that the same too, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
No, hey, no offense to the plumbers out There's a
lot of really like guys who were on the up
and up it just like this one. I'm tired to
make people look bad. Yeah all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Onie
Show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Friday. Have a great day. Smduam quick.

Speaker 3 (01:59:00):
It's a bitch