FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 29th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows. The Woody
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It is Wednesday is January the twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. Hello,
and we welcome you to another brand new edition of
The Woody Show. My name's Whatody. That's Greg Gory. It's
like hi, It's like hi. Gina grad is here. There's Sammy.
We got Sea Bass, right, I see bored over there
in the Woody Show production department. Morgan is here, still

(01:09):
licking her wounds from the from the lego call walking.
She had those blisters before she started. Uh huh. But
Morgan is here. We got Von our video producer. He's here.
Phones are open for you if you'd like to be
a part of the show, participate this morning contest topic
whatever it might be. Eight seven seven forty four. What
he is? The number? You can also send us your
text if you'd like, over to two two nine eight seven.

(01:33):
We have the auction coming up for you today. We're
going to close out the other auction from yesterday about
the six foot stuff. Jesus forget your yeah get your
bids in and then we'll we'll close it out and
find out how much is being donated to fire relief,
and then launch another new auction item. Because Sebass is moving,
he's got to get rid of some of this stuff
as he moves, and so we're auctioning off some of

(01:53):
his personal items effects. Again, why did he have a
six foot stuff Jesus? Because he goes, wow, I might
be able to do something with that. You never know,
just buys random stuff. So we have that coming up.
Some of the trending news headlines. There was a brand
new redneck news and something we haven't done for a while.
But Gina has somebody to bring to the table for
a Woody Show freak of the week.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yes, can't wait for you to meet him.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
So so that is today here on The Woody Show
eight seven seven forty four wood He text us over
to two two nine eight seven. I didn't want to
play this Nate Bargetzi.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He's really had a hell of a year. Yeah, really
last year he really.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Blew up, got that Netflix SPECIALSNL hostings.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, it's been a Nata Sance. Nata Sance, Yeah, you know,
I know that name. From a Barghetti. We've talked about
him several times.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Man, No, I'm just I'm giving i'm owling oop you
an allop for you to say that.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
I was.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
He's a national guy. I'm trying to because you were
on the ground floor. I didn't mind. That's what he's
been saying. Yeah, if you, if you come back to
what is show?

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Podcast? About four years I did interview him as a podcast. Actually, yes,
and I've.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
Been talking about him for a long time. Shape But
that's fine.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
We both we grew up together in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, Well, who's who's got more clout than Sammy thousand?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Are we sure about that?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Anyway? Nate Bargetzi, he's got this whole bit about how
frugal his wife is, uh huh, And I thought its
pretty fine. Get it from his Netflix special. She's the
cheaper one of us as well.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I look, I can be wasteful, Like if something gets
to the bottom, I will throw it away kitchup. If
kitchup gets like that much left, I'm like loos, Yeah,
I agree, she will put the old kitchup with the
new kitchup. That way, your kitchup is always gross toothpaste,

(03:48):
I will use it to what I think the average
person uses it too. I don't think I should feel
muscles trying to get it out. I'm not gonna have
an iron on top of it. But she'll do it
more so I know when I'm done with it, I
give it to the hobo. I'm married.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
She cuts it, gets it all out.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I married an old man from the depression, is who
I'm married.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did he's so funny to me? That's like, that's super hot. Okay,
Now do you think that is that frugal? Or is
that cheap? If she's taking that that last little bit
of that last little bit of ketchup where he won't
even squirt out of the top anymore, like she got
to open it up and you know, shake it into
the is that frugal or I say that's I think

(04:38):
I think it's cheap.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
No, I think it's cheap.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's cheap. She would be throwing some water in there
and then yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, it's like trying to get it at the cheapest
price possible.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Or taking a thousand packets from McDonald's. That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, he said hot. Do you mean he was
hot or.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
His wife is hot? Because that mean if she's one
to do all that kind of stuff, like that's is
that your love language?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Get that right? That's right? Yeah. Cheapness that means.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
She's not wasting my money like what his wife in
other other frivolous, silly ways. That means like she's she
cares about that kind of stuff, she's conscious about that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
You know, she's not your kid, right or like you're
you're concubine. If she's your wife, then you're sharing resources.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Here the key distinction value. Cheapness sacrifices quality or relationships
to save money, while frugality emphasizes thoughtful, value driven spending. Yes, absolutely, okay.
So Here are some other examples of the difference between
being cheap and being frugal. Cheap buying expired food because

(05:43):
it's discounted gross, I won't buy you see those in
the like the discount stickers they put on some of
the store clear it's not expired. It's closer to I
don't buy that. You can't buy expired. Frugal shopping at
discount stores for non expired items. Medas you talk about
this the whole the time. Dollar store is good for
soap and toothpicks, cheap skipping tip worthy service to save money. Yes,

(06:11):
frugal tipping fairly and budgeting for dining out less off
absolutely so normal. Cheap refusing to buy fresh produce because
it's pricier than canned, frugal buying seasonal produce for better
quality and price.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Sure, yeah that was a bad one.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Cheap. I didn't write these because I'm just giving some examples. Cheap,
never running the heating or the air conditioning even in
extreme weather. Frugal using a programmable thermostat to save energy.
I feel like all parents of gen xers were those people.
Like they didn't want to turn on the heat, they
didn't want to turn on the air conditioning.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
That's a family guide joke where like Meg goes to
touch the thermostat and like every dad shows up.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think that was definitely because it's my kids are
not living in that world. Like if you need heat
or e air, it goes on.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
What if you do with the doors or the pool?
What was it like, you're your electric pill was like
twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Becaze you had turned the uh, she had turned the
heater on, and we had that thing. The whole pool
was up to like ninety degrees. That's a dream, and
I didn't realize it for like two days. Oh my god. Yeah.
Cheap is using unsafe or expired medications. Oh please. Frugal
is buying generic medicine instead of the name brands you
at the door store. Cheap buying the absolute cheapest flight

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with poor connections and no luggage. Yes, frugal finding the
best value flight the balances cost and comfort. I don't
know how people. I see that meme every once in
a while where it's like, uh, they had that cat
who looks like just completely like schemed out or freaked up. Yeah,
it says, uh, see seeing the flight that you were
excited the book because it was fifty dollars cheaper than

(07:47):
the flight with the left at a reasonable.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Time, because at that moment you would pay any amount
of money to change.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You at the airport at four o'clock in the morning. Yeah, please,
fifty dollars more would have been a different time. Uh.
Splitting every cost with your partner rigidly, that's cheap. Frugal
having open conversations about financial goals and compromises. Like my
mom and my stepdad, they have always kept the finances
completely separate.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, we do too, Yeah, pretty much everything because well, frankly,
I think it's more for me because I've been on
my own longer and have accumulated my own savings, and
I just I want to make sure I'm protected and
I want to you know, I don't want to just
take all.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
The So why would you get married then to that person.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Because there's plenty of other reasons to get what. I
just need his money. I got money. Yeah, there's other
reasons to get married.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, Dave Ramsey will tell you that's not a healthy
relationship because.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
We split all kinds of stuff. I insist on it.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I did it both my first marriage, and this is
part of maybe the reason, I mean, not the reason,
but like anything I did my first marriage, i'd made
sure not to do in the second. Oh sorry, right, yeah,
So anyway, like in the first we split everything and
we did things that way, and then obviously now in
my second marriage, now like everything's just combined.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
But you don't think that my husband appreciates that. I
don't just go so you pay? So where's it? Where's
the well? I'm like, I got this one.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Or what do you mean? Like I got this one.
It's like, it's our money's house together. It's one, it's
one household.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
I do agree with Woody that it's probably a sign
that things aren't great, because I didn't.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Do that in my mind either, because.

Speaker 10 (09:23):
Trusted and the reason we trusted absolutely.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
And the reason that we did it in the first
marriage because we said, Okay, people fight about the most
basic things money, kids and things like that. So we decided, Okay,
how do we eliminate those things. We'll never fight about
money if there's not money to argue about, right, So exactly,
I know, but it's still you should it should all just.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Be agreed upon, thrown in a pile and agreed upon together.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Part of the communication paid for. So do you do
like all right, well this comes in like okay, well
you know Gina Oh's and then Andy Oh's.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I mean like just for like mortgage and stuff like.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
That, like like my my mom and my stepdad have
a little note on the side of the refrigerators. Is
Nancy oh no, no, no, they've been married forever.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Like he'll do this utility, I'll do this utility.

Speaker 10 (10:10):
But it's just very roommate, like it's not marriage.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Okay, Well, whatever works for you. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Being swingers works for something. This works for some people
the long distance, like people, I think it'd be great.
That's my dream is to have my own apartment. I
told you during the week. During the week, it'd be
great to have my own place. And then on you know,
say Sunday night, when I go to bed, I'll be
at my own house. Right, But then Monday morning, wake up,
come here to work, and then I'll be at my

(10:37):
apartment by work until Friday after the show, and then
I'll go home.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I know someone in radio who does this, And
I can't imagine that it's not a sham marriage.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh, it's got to be great because you miss each
other and then you're happy to see each other like
on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
But you get five days of just me and it's
like it's great. And then I can't imagine they really
want to be together.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
And you appreciate the person more. That's something you don't
talk and you get five days. I'm not getting ragged one.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's minorage sounds like it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I do live with my I'm saying, this is what
I dream about. Yeah, right, is having the apartment?

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah, signed that things aren't great.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
You wouldn't miss her.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I call her, we can FaceTime. I'll see you Friday,
and then think of the all the I missed you.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
So every Weekday.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Wood Show, we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. Today is Wednesday. It's January the twenty ninth,
twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, we are the Woody Show.
I'm moding. That's Greg Gory Highwood. There's Menace. What's Gina Gratis? Here?

(11:45):
We got sea bass, there is Sammy. We got the
phones open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Coming up a little bit later on this
sour get some of the trending news headlines for you today.
I want to check in though. We're closing out another
auction for sea basses Moving day auction of the day.

(12:08):
So far, we have auctioned off a total washlet toilet seat.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
By the way, that guy wants it autographed. Oh by
who the whole show?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Is the whole show? Yeah? Okay, So how would you
keep that? Were you doing the seat.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Or I do it on the back of the lid,
And then I would if I were him or actually
I could do it. I could schillac it or moge
podget for you.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh that's an extra service. Yeah, and again generously at
no cost to you, the boy generously.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah. So anyway, that was the item on Monday Tuesday.
Yesterday we had the six foot stuffed Jesus, like a
big stuffed animal version of Jesus, which for your kids,
so soft, it wasn't supposed to be creepy. Somebody said
that their kids a scorpios. The probably would have turned
it into a voodoo doll classic scorpio. Yeah. What was

(12:58):
the winning bid? Menace? Do you have a up there?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yes, it's two hundred and thirty four dollars and fifty cents.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Dem for something you fifty dollars for. Yeah, but it
goes to charity, which is good.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
It goes to fifty something bucks and it's gonna be
perfect for any home.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So anyway, thank you everybody who made the bid on
the six foot stuffed Jesus and the item for today?
What is today's item?

Speaker 7 (13:27):
I'm gonna give you guys an option. You can either
choose kitchen goods or toys, and I'm gonna go grab
it while you decide let's go to let's go kitchen.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Goods toys because also yesterday was for the kids. Yeah,
you know what I mean for the adults. All right,
so he's gonna go grab that out of the office.
I guess we caught him off guard. We've been doing
the same thing at the last two mornings. Yeah. Anyway,
we'll have the link for you on the woodieshow dot
com so you can see today's auction. Of course, all
the money generously going to fire relief.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yes, very generous and uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So we have the link also on our Instagram story
at the Woody Show on Instagram and you can see
the link up there. And you have twenty four hours
from now until tomorrow morning. Up, geez, until until tomorrow
morning at this time. What's today's dent items? To make
it a bit well, these are kitchen items. It's a

(14:17):
dent deep frar deep.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Made by the Fine Country Menace of China, China. It's
an electric deep fryer countertop style.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Now what did you originally buy that for? It's a
really damn good question. I think did we ever try
to deep fry something in studio? I don't think. Seven
years ago, three times I don't remember it's deep frying anything.
We did the whole will of Fountain thing. Yeah, we've
had plenty of stuff in the well. You know what
it might have been. We maybe like it was something
that I prepared at.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Home and brought in maybe maybe, but yeah, but it's
been sitting unused since, you know, probably five plus years old.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Nolos, Like it's about three or four courts. What's the brand?
It is a cheap Chinese, cheap Chinese fryer. Okay, so
just a generic brand.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You can do corn dogs, you could do whatever you
want exactly.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
But really when I when I when I was moving
and I saw this, I'm like, I could just do
the same thing on my stove if it really was
you really want.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
To deep fry.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah, it's not healthy, I mean, yeah, exactly, a thermometer,
you'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
All right. So it's starting mid on the deep fryer.
And this is not one of those like you know,
black round ones that people have, like this looks more
like yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Way less safe, right, Yeah, it's totally It looks legit.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Truck, yeah, I would say so. Now it sounds like
he's stratching it around again. It's just like a you
know it's all aluminium. Yeah, cheap, but it looks like
the heating coils are in good good ship. Do you
have the instruction manual? Still? Oh you don't YouTube, although
it's got it's got instructions right here on the front.
Put oil and it and then turn on.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
It's got temperatures, it says if you want to do
if you want to, let's say deep fried steak, Oh, sure,
turn into three fifty country fried steak'stle put some gravy.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Up on that. Yeah, got a temperature control all right,
to make your bid now again, it's open until tomorrow morning.
All the money that he gets for the air fryer,
whatever the winning bid will end up being, will be
generously done into fire relief, which you might need some
fire relief depending on how you used this fryer. Remember
no water on a grease fire. Yeah. Anyway, check it
out right now woodieshow dot com, or you can hit

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up our Instagram it's right there on our Instagram story.
Just go to at the Woody Show on Instagram and
make your bid. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll
come back some of the trending news headlines. That's next
on the Woody Show. This is money We'll Sea Bass
is option of the day for the Deep Fryer is

(16:46):
now live. We have the link on the woodieshow dot com.
Also we have a link to it as we've been
doing on our Instagram on our Instagram story. You can
get the linking there and see you already people are
checking it out. Yes, yeah, bids. Still can't believe how

(17:08):
much the six foot stuff that Jesus went for over
two hundred bucks. I think we need to start a
new business.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Anyway, all the all the money from these auctions of
things that Sea Best is selling as he's moving to
a new place, it's all going to fire relief. So
it is all going it's not going to Sea Bass.
To it if that helps a legit thing, Yeah, it
does help Sea Bass. Gina Grad what's the trending news headlines?
I needed?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I need a minute. The fact that you said that
is rough on me. Well remember those mysterious drones that
were flying over New Jersey that everyone was talking about. Well,
guess what yesterday the White House Press Secretary said, after
research and study, the drones that were flying over New
Jersey and large numbers were authorized to be flown by
the FAA for research and various other reasons. Many of

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these drones were also hobbyists, recreational and private individual that
enjoy flying drones. In time, it got worse due to curiosity.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
So they say it like a kindergarten teacher, like.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
It's okay, everybody, please don't worry. Not aliens, they say,
and not the enemy. But some people aren't buying it
because she did not clarify what research was being performed,
or what details or any details on what the other
reasons were.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
The conspiracy people say that these are like nuclear detecting drones,
like some kind.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Of they were looking for some missing I don't.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Know, honestly, honestly, yeah, I can see the government testing
some new type of drone and then also everybody else
that has a drone they start flying them everywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
But everything is a conspiracy everything.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
But I think the conspiracy is pretty believable because after
all this time, all they came out with was, well,
it's not what you think. It was a research thing
and other reasons.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, I mean it's exactly what the last White House
Press secretary said. Yeah, they said that, I don't know
a month ago.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, I don't know whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, so it's not anything really new. Yeah, it's just
confirming more information about Yeah, these are the people who
had FAA clearance to fly these things for some research stuff.
And then once the news story became bigger, a ton
of people were flying their drones to try to capture it. Yeah,
with the lap kids setting up cameras, try to catch
Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Don't we want to know what the research is.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
They're not going to tell you what.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, there's tons of stuff that goes on that you
don't know what they're researching, or what they're testing, or
what we're really capable of.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't want you will.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
Give you the papers for the JFK assassination and just
forget about the drones.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, I'll take that whatever.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Well, federal workers are being offered buyouts if they don't
want to return to work, to working in person. Now,
think about this, Think if you'd take this. This is
after that order from the Trump administration requiring them to
come back to the office. Full time Employees who accept
the offer must resign by February six, and will receive
pay and benefits through the end of September. However, those

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who don't take the buyout are not guaranteed job security,
since the administration plans to streamline a lot of the workforce,
so certain rules like post to workers in national security positions,
those won't count for the program. Federal unions call this
a scare tactic to push workers out and dismantle civil
service protections. While a lot of employees are worried about
what they're going to.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Do, they're they're not forced to take it, right, Oh, okay,
but if you.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Say, but if you stay, you're not guaranteed that you're
going to.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'll put the question out to everybody listening. Your boss
comes to you today and says, hey, well, we'll give
you seven months severance. Now, some people have a better
deal than that, they have a contract, but we'll give
you seven months severance and benefits.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Seven months ain't bad, Like, would you take it?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Would you take that? Well? And I'm also thinking about
it from the position of let's say I was really
happy working remotely and now they're telling me I got
to come back to the I really don't want to
do that, right, this is an out like I would
in that case, I might take it, depending on what
I would look around First, you never want to quit
a job before you have another job for sure.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
How much time do you have?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Also? Question number two, can you double dip? So if
I take the seven months severance, but I get another
job and another month or two, do I get the
other four or five months that I'm owed? Is it
like a lump sum payour? Usually it's like, oh, they'll
make up the difference if it.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
That's called the delta. I've heard about that too. So
like if you're making less, say.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
You say, have a job for fifty thousand dollars and
your next job pays you thirty thousand dollars. Your previous
job will then make up the twenty thousand. That's called
the delta, right, I don't know. I mean if I
was adamant about not going back to the office, I
would take the deal. Yeah, I would definitely to take
a look at it. Yeah, the part about if you
do come back, yeah, secure, That's the way it always is,

(21:56):
because unless you have a contract, you don't have any security.
That's true. And even under some contracts you don't have
much security. There's usually severns built into it. Yeah, like
I have a I have a deal. We all have deals.
In here that guarantee you a certain amount, like if
they fired us today, you know what I mean, you're
guarantee a certain number of months or years or whatever
it is for your particular contract. But if you're just working,

(22:17):
you know, on a regular on a regular job, you're
not You don't have any guarantees as it is.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's the question, Like do you take it? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
They're kind of also giving you a heads up, like
just so you know, we're shutting a lot of things down.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, as working in the radio industry
for the past thirty years, this is our every day.
Like people in the industry are getting cut left and right.
They're cut. They've never gone. You know what, we should
really add positions, you know, like we know what it
feels like for thirty plus years. Yeah, it's exactly to
wonder if today's the last day?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, is my key card going to work?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah? There are some stations across the country that have
literally one live person that works in the building. Yeah,
one live person. Some of them don't. I don't even
have that. Everything's run remotely, and those things used to
be fully staffed. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know,
so yeah. Question on the text, would you if your
boss came to you today and said, hey, seven months Severn's,
would you take it? Yes or no? Over two two

(23:14):
nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Well, the second largest egg producer in the US, reported
a bird flu outbreak yesterday. Rose Acre Farms released a
statement saying it had detected cases of highly pathoenogenic avian
influenza that's the bird flu at the court Acre egg
farm in Indiana. And with so many farms testing positive
for bird flu, the USDA says that egg prices going
up again, up to twenty percent this year. Some have asked, well,

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can't we just eat the birds with the can't we
eat the birds and the eggs with the bird flu?
And the answer is no. Those chickens that are sick
with avian flu need to be destroyed, and so did
their eggs, so less eggs.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
To go around.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah, there were some cards now thirteen bucks for eggs
laced with gold. Now I previously said that Trader Joe's
was like the best place to get eggs, Well just
went none were there. Sam's Club is now the new
hot spot.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, and the guy at Trader Joe's recommended Sam's club.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, because I got addicted to those egg white fortt
of things that seas brought in, and so that's the
only egg I eat. I'm not buying cartons of eggs,
so I don't really care, but it will affect I'm
sure the price of everything baked goods.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yeah, go back to those cake boxes that you just
put a soda in. You don't really need eggs and oil.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Those are really good.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Speaking of birds, eagles may fly, but their fans don't.
You know how Philly has an obsession with celebratory pole climbing.
You know they like to just scurry up that thing. Well,
the city will even preemptively grease the poles in an
effort to keep these idiots off at them. But people still.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Do you imagine that's your thing? No job climbing. So
excited I'm going to climb a pole? Yeah, and like
that's that's what you're known for. Like that that's that's
what you're your city or whatever's known.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
For an accomplishment because yeah, you were able to conquer
the pole, well if.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
You survive it. Because one of them after the Eagles
NFC Championship game on Sunday, it was this guy who
climbed it, he fell, He fell from the pole, He
ended up in the hospital's brain trauma. He was put
on life support and now he's dead. So was it
worth it? Other than that? In typical Philly, Yeah, it's

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a ride.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Or dive fan right there.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Philly celebration behavior please handed out thirty one citations for
disorderly conduct, four assaults on cops, a person shot a
gun in the air. There were also two shootings, and
the front of the District Attorney's office was vandalized. So
you know, Gobert, I mean for.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Climbing a pole before I could understand, like setting something
on fire, right toppling over a bush, shooting.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
To celebrate victimless crime.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
How excited you are? A really excited? Then I'll just
real you, like after you win the Super Bowl, that's
when you climb poles and flip buses. Yes, right, exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Well, preparations are underway in New Orleans, where the Super
Bowl is happening a week from Sunday. The Chiefs and
the Eagles have announced what uniforms they'll be sporting. Philly
is the designated home team since they're playing in an
NFC stadium. They're going to wear their home green jerseys
and the same color, by the way, they wore in
all previous four Super Bowl games. Chiefs though changing it up,
they're going to wear their white jerseys, which are the

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same ones they wore the last time they played and
beat the Eagles in Super Bowl fifty seven. And a
woman in Detroit has gone viral online after claiming her
lift driver refused to let her in the car because
she was too fat. Dajua Blanding, whose rapper name is
dank Demas, which She's say, you can google it. There's

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a picture right there.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh, I saw it. I'm like, I agree with the
lyft driver.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Well, he was pretty serious. Allegedly says she called for
the lyft last week to take her to her cousin's
house to watch the Lions playoff game, but when the
drivers up in his Mercedes Benz sedan, he locked the
doors and denied her entry because she was too big
to fit in the back seat. She also claims that
he said his tires were not capable of supporting her
and that he had a problem like this in the past.

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That's when dank Demas asked what.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
She should do.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
The lift driver said she needed to order a Lyft XL,
and then he drove up, suing Lyft and the driver
for violating Michigan's civil rights laws barring discrimination based on weight.
She said she suffered stress, humiliation, embarrassment, outrage, fear, and mortification.
I think you're way too fat for your age.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Well, she shouldn't read the internet comments.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I know, yeah, and she has. I saw some pictures online.
She loves to just rock a sports bra. So there's
plenty to see if you want to check it out.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, if she could get in the car, then he
should take her. That whole thing about the tires, that's dumb.
And of course you can carry any single person. Yeah,
I don't care what the car is. They can handle
a single person because if.

Speaker 10 (27:59):
Normally there would be five people in the car too.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Baby laid down.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I don't know if she could fit in the car.
I'm saying, all right, if you can get the car,
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
She's run four bills.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, if you can get the car, I'll take you.
Otherwise I gotta leave you here. What am I supposed
to do? Cut the roof, get the jaws of life,
cut the roof open for you.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
See the one time I rode in a propeller plane.
They did make me switch seats with the other guy
to balance out the weight because he's a big guy.
So apparently that's the thing. But she is, Miss Demas
is pissed, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
With all right, Thank you very much, Gina Grad. Yeah,
you can look, when you're talking about the super Bowl,
you could say super Bowl. You want people get so
uptight about this, like the not people, people like media
companies and whatever, because they're so afraid of getting sued.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
The big Game, the big Game.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Here's the thing. We can't say the Woody Show, super
Bowl party a viewing party. Like we can't say our
big super Bowl promotion week. We can't do that. We
can't do any kind of promotioners Al's angle or anything
like that. But yeah, when we're talking about the super Bowl,
of course, you could say the super Bowl. Like, hey,
the Eagles and the Chiefs are playing in the super Bowl.

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It's a really dumb thing. It's so dumb, like it's
a you could say vagina, not what you do with
the vagina. You could say a lot of things. Yeah,
you can call someone a dick, but you can't.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Refrec r it's so much stupid gray area and it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
It's so dumb. But that's just a trademark thing. It's
like that Michael Buffer guy. Yeah, you know, like anybody
tries to use his it. Let's get ready to like
you know, they'll he's got like he pays people to
listen for it. That's being used somewhere for something like
like a big car dealer is having like a sale
and ready to rumbo and the commercial and something like, oh,

(29:47):
they'll turn it into Michael Buffer. Michael Buffer turns around
sues those guys. Yeah, there's it's that and Super Bowl.
I think of the two most probably the two most
litigated ones, the ones that they turn around trying to
suit people. The Big Game, The Big Game exactly right,
eight seven four Wooding. You can hit us up with

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the text over to two to ninety seven more what
it shows next?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
The show, Well yesterday, they do this every year. But
the doomsday clock was set at eighty nine seconds to midnight.
Have you ever understood that? Yes, yes, I understand what
it is, but I've never understood that. So the doomsday clock,

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it was established as a symbolic attempt to gauge how
close we are to destroying the world, So like at
the end of Earth. They started this in nineteen forty seven,
so it's like, oh yeah, yeah, in eighty nine seconds.
I feel like every year, and I'm forty seven years old,
I feel like every year they say this is the

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closest the world has ever been, and they did it,
or close to that that we've ever been. Midnight represents
the moment at which people have made the Earth uninhabitable.
So yeah, we're eighty nine seconds away from it all
being over, which is either good news or bad news,
depending on how it's going for you. All right, don't
get frustrated. I'm still not kidding.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Uh well, they calculate everything like on all levels.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Well, yeah, this guy will explain it. Listen to this dork.
He is an astrophysicist from the University of Chicago, explaining
why we're so close to midnight grend.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
The countries that possess nuclear weapons are increasing the size
and role of their arsenals, investing hundreds of billions of
dollars in weapons that can destroy civilization many times over,
the world's attempts to deal with climate.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Change remain inadequate. There is hope. I mean, we certainly believe.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
That the clock can be moved back, and there are
many actions that can be taken.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Our concern is that over the past year, one of
the times are not being taken. One of the time, Ladies,
one at a time. Get in line.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Sounds like I be off this chair.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
In the seconds thing.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
And we could go backwards if we helped like fix
the earth. But since we're not, and we're progressing forward,
making it uninhabitable.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, more crappy.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, and you know what, the dinosaurs came and went,
will come and go.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Somebody had a good point. That's a very high thought, Like,
so here we are millions of years after the dinosaurs,
but we know what they sounded like.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, they were like and furry and full of feathers.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, like we know what they sounded like.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah, arrogant. Do we think we are able to because
of like some vocal stuff with the with the bones.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
But yeah, they studied the fossils.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Yeah, but I think the thing that they say that
their way off on is the actual size of their
bodies of you know, their mass, because they kind of
just like sketched around their bones so like they could
have been like way fatter than.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
We have, yeah, than we thought. Yeah, you know, you
look at a bird and then you look at a
bird skeleton. Yeah, they look way bigger than they're a
skeleton without you and those.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Are technically dinosaurs, Like, yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Have you ever seen an owl's legs? They're so weird.
There's so long seeing that. Thanks to idiots on social media,
this guy he owns a ice cream truck. He operates
it in Vegas. He has been mistaken for ice the
Immigration and Customs enforcement they think his ice cream truck
is an ice vehicle. It looks like now like in medicine, right,

(33:34):
Like the truck looks like a law enforcement vehicle. Here's
here's what it looks like. And he actually had a
pretty creative idea because he can. But he's been doing
this for a while, he said. He was just trying
to be creative with it. And also it's to keep
people from speeding past because there's kids and stuff around,
cause he said smart. But when you look closely at it,

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like it looks like there's a like it looks like
it might be like a badge, but it's a bunch
of ice cream.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Bars.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Well yeah, and it says ice cream patrol.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, ice cream, Las Vegas, ice cream patrol. Right. Anyway,
so a couple people saw this. It got out of
control last week because some loser posted a video of
the truck driving into a neighborhood with a caption quote,
please be on the lookout for ice cream trucks. They
ever played if they're playing news would get people to
come outside. This is actually so sick. Other people then

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thought the federal government was involved, so they took the
original video made and posted their own videos if the
captions like this, one says be on the lookout. Las
Vegas is using ice cream trucks to cover to catch
illegal aliens. Another one ice is in Vegas, please stay safe.
They had a checkpoint, even disguised as an ice cream truck.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
And this is why you should be able to have
a test if you should be on social media or not.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It spread so quick that before the ice cream guy
could even react, the damage was done. But now he's
all over the news and he says, quote, I'm an
ice cream man. That's it.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Well this is popping, yeah exactly. Look at all this publicity.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah good.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
So oh, remember there was a by our old radio station.
There was a strip club that had like a police
car and they had the old joke on it female
body inspector.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it looked like a
legit police car. Right, So that OnlyFans whore Lily Phillips,
you know, the one who wants to bang a thousand
dudes in twenty four hours. Not to confuse her with
Bonnie Blue. Yeah, Bonnie Blue is the mattress backed Penis Holster.
She just recently got railed by one thousand and fifty

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seven dudes or something like that in twelve hours. Yeah,
this is Lily Phillips. But apparently she got detained at
the Vegas airport. She claims that Customs and Border Protection
officers recognized her and straight up told her that she
goes through with her goal, she will never set foot
on us soil again. Who believes that her plan was

(35:56):
to knock out the one thousand dudes thing at the
AVIN Awards this past weekend. Perfect, but after yeah, but
after the warning from authority, she decided to ditch her
quote work and then just have fun at the awards instead.
Did you see her there? I did see her.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Yeah, there's a photo signing autographs. She showed up to
the awards show she was nominated for, like one thing.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Were you signed up for the one thousands?

Speaker 7 (36:16):
I talked to her security and asked if I could
get in, but he says she was too busy. Now
this is a yeah, she does lie on her part.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Yeah, that's no, she's British or something, right, like she's
not for.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
It's not illegal.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
But if you ever stepped foot like, okay, that's not
what they do.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, it's it's and it's not illegal. If somebody wants
to get railed by a thousand dudes, go for it.
He was already, you know again making money signing autographs
things like that. You know what, would they care?

Speaker 9 (36:41):
It doesn't make it sounds like she's trying to back
out of the one thousand guys thing.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
She was.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Actually she was.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
I was working out with her in the gym earlier
on Saturday. I didn't really with her, or she just
happened to be in the same gym. She was on
the stair with us.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Okay, it's like how met her. Master'll go to a restaurant,
there'd be a celebrity the or Greg does the same.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Yeah, by the way, if you want to like that's
that's the best like eye candy bros in the world
is go to the a v NS and then early
on Saturday go to the gym because it's all porn stars.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
A walking out and getting ready to and then you
like high five you bro, imagine that smell saying bros
and porn chicks musty Oh.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
You should have seen the lineup at like the valet
out front of the Virgin Hotel where the av NS were.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
It was I mean, of course there were a couple
of cyber trucks.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
Hell yeah, bro, but like every like bright kneon, douchebag
car you could possibly imagine. It's it's quite the people
watching spectacle.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah. So, by the way, if you missed the coverage
of the Worst Day at Work Avan interviews that Sea
Bass had for us, we have that on the podcast
and we have the uncensored version of that. We couldn't
do it on the air obviously, so it's off the air.
Very not safe for work, not safe for little ears.

(37:50):
You guys, if you're listening around and there's plenty of
stuff that I like, I wouldn't mind. There's plenty of
stuff I wouldn't mind, Like my wife tries to not
have the show when our kids are around, my own kids,
you know, because you know, she's a responsible mother. But
there's a lot of stuff that I wouldn't like. Most
of the stuff that we do on the I don't
care at all, Like my kid's gonna hear that stuff.

(38:10):
I don't. I don't, you know. But at it this,
this is this I wouldn't share, not neither. Yeah, but
you can. You can find it. It's on our podcast. Just
hit up the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
We'll be right back The Woody Show, Woody Show, We'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
What's god?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
What are you.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Show? Are you doing?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Forget about the Woody Show and we're into an under
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's Wednesday morning. It's January the twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.
I'm whatdy, that's great gory. Good morning with Menace is here?
What is that? There's Gina grad Sammy got Sea Bass.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Couple fan favorite things happening this hour freaking
the week. Yes, sit a minute Gina has discovered a

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great person to be a Woodie Show representative Freak of
the week.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah, to introduce us to We're gonna get that. Also
a brand new redneck news. You know, we were talking.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
About Worst day at Work with those chicks from the
A v and Awards, which if you missed the uncensored
podcast only version of that, you can go and you
can find it on our podcast. Just go to the
woodieshow dot com. You can also find our podcast wherever
you go for podcasts. Yeah, somebody's on the on the
tech send. It's not a contradiction A v and Awards,

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the Peorgn Awards where at the Virgin Hotel. Good, good point,
good point. See that's just like that's like that understated humor,
like if people pick up on it, they pick up
on it.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
It used to be the hard rock though. Yeah, bad
day at work. Guy in Florida, he was working tree trimmer,
accidentally got sucked into the Woodshow. Oh oh god, that's
not good. Help was called, but he was already mulch dead.
OSHA's investigating.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
It's like Fargo.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
That's a bad day at work. Also, did you see
they so traumatizing. But wood chippers are fun. You just
got to be careful. You've never used one, dude, I
didn't think civilian could.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Where you can watch people put stuff in woodshippers, it's
really sad.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
We can also rent them, really fun, A legit wood schipper. Yeah,
oh my god, if you're doing a bunch of yard work,
you can go down to one of those rental spots
and family that owned them. I think even home Depot
rents them.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
No what.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, they rent everything. What happened to all Gregs trees wood? Yeah,
you can throw all kinds of stuff in there. That
would be a blast anyway. This video, I don't know
if you saw the fighter jet that crashed yesterday. Oh
my god, Yeah, that looks crazy. An air Force plane.
It was doing a train exercise. This is in Alaska

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and the pilot was able to eject. He parachuted down
to the ground.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Videos crazy though, because the plane just falls out of
the sky and explodes like it landed flat like not
nose down yet, not on the side, just like belly
flop boom.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
And the thing just exploded. The pilot just minor injuries,
he's fine. The air Force investigating to see what caused
that in flight malfunction?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah, do you think once it crashed? I was like,
I wonder how much that cost? Oh, Greg, I thought
about you.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
There was a there was a video that somebody posted
on social They were on a flight, just regular commercial flight,
and it's a good thing, and he handled it this
way they land. It was a pretty good landing. It
didn't seem crazy at all. And the pilot comes on
and goes, all right, folks, welcome to wherever they were.
Our right engine quit on us about twenty five minutes ago.

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But we were all good with the with the one
engine and nice, nice landing here for you guys. So
just so you know, when we get to the gate,
there's gonna because when they when they land like that,
like before anybody can get off the plane or whatever
they have like that, you might see some vehicles come over,
like emergency vehicles, just to make sure the engine's not
on fire or you know or whatever. I thought man
Greg would have crapped his pants. I'd be thankful that

(42:13):
they didn't say it while they're in the air. Yeah. Oh,
worst landing I ever had was one a tire blue.
The minute we hit the runway, so we kind of
bounced five times. Otherwise it was okay, oh dude. And
then did you see the plane that caught fire in
South Korea? Yes, undred people, almost two hundred people, and yeah,
they all survived, but they got to use the slides.

(42:38):
The fire reportedly started inside the plane, like near the
tail the slide though. Hella cool, Yeah, it would be
very fun. Coolest back to the ejecting though. If you're
a pilot and you have to do the eject option, yeah,
you're probably going to break a bone or two. Don't
you think it's at least you'll you'll survive. When I
got to fly because I got to do a ride
along with the Thunderbirds, I got to fly with the Thunderbirds.

(42:59):
It was the ratdest thing I've ever done. It was
so cool. But there's classroom work that you do before
you get out to the plane and you know, get
to go flying right, and they're teaching you all this
stuff like yeah, because you could pass out because of
the g's. You know, one g is one time your
body weight. We pulled seven g's. It's it's like four

(43:21):
billion pounds. But then also different things in case of emergency,
and one was how to eject, and so there's a
loop that's like right in between your legs, like you know,
and then you would grab it with both hands and
just pull up to your chin and the canopy will
come off and then there'll be a pause and then

(43:42):
you go rocking it out of there. But then so
they teach you how to deal put your head straight
back and just you know whatever. And then when the
parachute deploys, there's also a chance that your lines can
get tangled up, so they go so they give So
I had a flight suit. It's one of those flight
suits that would inflate and defeate plane with automatically. It's
basically like like a like a blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Cuff, oh, like a compression thing.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, and it just squeoozes the crap out of you
as the plane starts to pull g's and you have
all these pockets and different things. So as we're going through, like, oh, well,
you know, here's how to if you have to cut
a line, because there's all these lines to the parachute.
If you have to cut a line, ones, tangled ones, whatever,
just reach down in your flight suit there on your
right leg. In that pocket, you'll find a blade and

(44:27):
they so they have like everything, and it's like they're
teaching somebody who's never done this what to do when
you're panicking an emergency.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
First breathe.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, is the seat attached to the parachute? What's that?
Is the seat attached to the parachute?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Like, do you go out with the seat or just
on your own with a parachute?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
No, that the seat launches you out. It's like you
can't launch by yourself, like this site launched it.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
I'm not sure what happens to the seat jacket seat.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I thought you were. I thought so too, because you're
not wearing a parachute. Yeah, the parachute is in this.
It's got to be on the side. Okay, that's that.
You didn't even think about it, Greg because I was
too worried about what line to cut. It's like in
those movies where they're teaching about like where they're showing okay,
well so the greenwoom the green and they're like doing
that that math equay anyway, so uh yeah, Like there's

(45:16):
a blade in the in the pocket of your flight suit.
Like you know what, dude, I'm gonna pull the thing.
We'll fire out of there and I'm just gonna hope
to hell the parish dope. At that point, God just
wants me home.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
That's exactly right, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, you've been calling. If the plane's going down and
the parachute doesn't open, that's some final destination kind of gradly,
and I think it's just my time. I'm supposed to
die exactly. And is there video of this though? Would
be cool? Yeah? Yeah there is, okay, because I have
a friend who did that and there's a huge video.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, it was really cool, and there's a there's a
super cut online of people passing out.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Didn't pass out. I follow because they sent you all
these instructions about what to do a month out, two
weeks out, a week out, like as far as diet stuff,
hydration stuff, and I followed everything from that classroom session,
which was like two and a half hours before you
went out to the plane. Certain things you can't eat
the day before or whatever. Yeah, no solid food, right, Yeah.

(46:11):
Biggest thing is you want to make sure you're hydrated.
And then also when you're about to is like all right,
here we go like turns for GE's like they say,
all right, well, uh, that's when you do the breathing thing.
That's where the g's create such a force on your
chest that if you breathe out, you're not getting that
breath back because your chest is deflated and you're not
gonna be able to get that breath back. Yeah. That's

(46:35):
and that's that's what makes you pass out, right, you know.
But I didn't. I did not pass up. We did
everything that we did the unrestricted take off, we did
the barrel rolls, we did the loopy loop, we did
the knife edge, we did all that kind of stuff.
This all reminds me. Have you watched yet the documentary
on the Blue Angels. I have not. It's yeah, I'll
watch it. I'm definitely gonna want to. So it was

(46:57):
due so much fun. Yeah, they even put my name
on the canopy. You know, they have like the pilot's
name on the canopy, so they had my pilot's name
and the front you know, I was in the seat
right behind him, which a kid, yeah, which is a
completely active cockpit. So everything was active where I was
because when we got up to whatever, Yeah, we left
the airport as soon as he had like he said,

(47:19):
all right, front front gear is about three feet off
the ground. You're ready, and I go yep. He pulled
straight up. We went up like a rocket ship. He's spinning.
He goes, look back over your right shoulder, and I
looked back, and he goes, the airport was just falling away.
We hadn't left the airport. We got to I forget
how high, and then we hadn't left. You could see
the runway that we were just on directly below us.

(47:40):
It was so cool. How much money to do that? Gina, Oh,
it was an honor. They asked me if I wanted
the Air Force hit me up, asked me if I
wanted to do it. I'm like, absolutely, But I'm not
cool enough for that. I'm not I'm not made of
that stuff. I don't think Greg is either.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
No.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
So we get to uh, you know, we get to
whatever the altitude he wanted, and he goes, all right,
we gotta havead to some unrestricted airspace so we can
do all the fun stuff. He goes, just off your
right knee. You're gonna see it looks like a gear shifter,
which is the throttle. He goes, Just place your hand
on top of it. He goes, don't move it any
which way to the direction even a little bit. Just
place your hand on top and I go, all right, cool,

(48:15):
I put my hand on top of he goes, Now,
ever so slightly, he goes, I'm talking about like a hair.
Just think about pushing it forward. I pushed this just
a small bit. This thing threw me right back in
the seat.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Boom, and we took off like this thing hauled ass
out of there.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It was so cool. We're gonna go about two hundred
and fifty miles, he said, we'll be there in about
nine minutes or how it was. It was something crazy
like that, but it was the coolest thing I've ever done.
And man, those Air Force guys, I'm thinking like, man,
if you're doing this and you're trying to, you know,
keep your breath and do all these things and you're
in like some kind of like dogfight and things are

(48:54):
being shot at you, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, how do you do it?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
All?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I'm flying over Farmland and I'm going, yeah, dude, it was.
It was super cool. And then you accidentally hit the
missile button. This dude. All right, time for your redneck News,
The Woody Show If your car has a wooden bumper news,

(49:20):
and today's Redneck news from Battle Creek, Michigan, where the
police this is a police cadet was out trying to
serve the subpoena first of all pena. They arrived at
a house. The cadet knocks on the door, which was
answered by a little five year old boy. Uh huh
holding a knife.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
The officer called for backup and then asked the boy
if daddy could come to the door. Kids like okay,
leaves and then comes back. By this time he didn't
have the knife. He had upgraded to a loaded gun.
The cadet disarms the kid. Backup arrives. They go into
the house. Inside the place is a disaster, where as

(49:59):
the please this report described it deplorable condition. There were
five kids in there, ranging an age from six months
to eight years old. All of them were turned over
to child protective Services. Again. There were two dudes and
a chicken there and they were all arrested for various reasons.
Now Here is the chick's father talking about some of
the problems the family has been having on the local

(50:20):
TV news station. Check out the call letters of this
news station wood Noise, Yeah, check it out.

Speaker 12 (50:30):
After what happened with her baby's daddy throwing all of
her kids and stuff out and everything, and happen to
get out here.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
And it's grape to dig.

Speaker 12 (50:37):
The snow to find them.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
You know.

Speaker 12 (50:39):
They court a house up on the inside, smashed everything,
everything was smashed on the floor. I love my daughter,
I love my grandkids.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Little bag, So there you go.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
That is from Battle Creek, Michigan, where a cop serving
a subpoena was greeted at the door by a five
year old with a knife and a gun.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
And that is today's Red Nick.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
And I answered a couple questions on the text about
how much my experience with the Thunderbirds cost.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It is not something you can buy. It is a invitations.
The Air Force has to invite you for that experience.
And I got to do it because I was a
member of the media outspoken about my love of rockets,
fighter jets flying in general, and so they asked me
to do it. Was like me, Saint Louis Cardinals player,
Saint Louis Blues player, and that was it. And I'm

(51:33):
the only one that didn't pass out the hockey guy.
I forget the hockey guy who the player was, but
he barked, but he was out probably partying super hard.
That's what those hockey guys do. It didn't study show
all right, Well, we haven't done one of these for
a while. We kind of gave it a little bit
of a rest. Not that we don't talk about freaks

(51:54):
on a regular basis. There's always something weird to talk
about or some weirdo out there. You have a freak
of the week.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Yep, Gina actually discovered this person wearing house super stuff.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I'm worried about my algorithm, especially because of you and Morgan.
It's like steering me towards crazy people.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
And I happened upon this guy named Sean or Shawnee,
and he's on TikTok and he documents his life in
Michigan with his wife Emily, who happens to be a mannequin.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Oh okay, so.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
He's married to a manchet the Avian.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Of course you did rolling her around in a wheelchair.
Oh she was disabled. Well, I think it's very heavy.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I'm talking about like a multi you know, tens of
thousands of dollars reel doll they straight up store mannequin.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
That's a little budget. If you remember, there was that
movie back in the eighties, called Mannequin with like Kim
Ktra was the mannequin. My sisters and I love that movie.
A great movie. That was a great movie around here.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
What if you guys want to see who I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Lovely Why it was so good that they had a sequel?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Oh yeah, Mannigan two on the move. They go back
to like Renaissance Festival day.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, so this is not this Uh, this doll guy
is not the guy that's kind of viral right now.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
He has like a rag doll. This is like you said, this.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Is from like sears, like a straight up man.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I saw I saw something online.

Speaker 13 (53:20):
So, uh, this idiot, this idiot, this is this guy,
this great guy.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
He's a great guy. I meant to say video, but
you know, I think I think he's kind of an
idiot kind of Yeah, he documents Emily's pregnancy journey and
he shares it with his followers. Yeah, okay, Now, by
the way, just I'm doing my due diligence. His account
now says it's for entertainment purposes and satire. But I
have my suspicions and I'm guessing you will too when

(53:46):
you hear these clips.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Can I say one other thing, this is uh, this
mannequin way out of his league. A super hot body's
way too hot for you.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Oh that comes up, so let's let's jump in. Uh
this first clip, Sean Shawnee tells his TikTok audience that
his wife, Emily, who's a mannequin, is pregnant and I
want you to picture this. The pregnancy test he shows
to the camera is a popsicle stick that he drew
a plus B.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
All right, what do you show freak of the week?

Speaker 14 (54:15):
I got home from work today, Emily shows me this
a pregnancy test.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
She claims she took her earlier today.

Speaker 14 (54:22):
She claims she's pregnant and she's showing already we are
going to have another kid.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Oh my god God. Yeah. And by the way, you
don't need to look up what this guy looks like,
because you just heard it right there and.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
He looks exactly like that.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
They're going to bring home a little Jimberee mannequin.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Look at baby got kids. So you're squeamish, Now might
be a time to step away from the radio. Because
he does film the labor going into labor.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I like how, he says, well, she said, and she
shows me this My quite.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Real wife, Sean uh panics as his mannequin wife Emily
goes into labor bro Well, unfortunately, it seems like this
is not funny. It seems like they had some complications.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Pushing, push it out, it ain't working. What am I
going to do?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Okay, push it out. You're gonna realize it's a mannequin.
You're gonna calm the f down.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
And what is it? Ain't working? Man?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
At one point he calls his mom.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
He's like, Mom, I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Yeah, she didn't kill herself exact, she didn't kill herself
the minute that her son told her I'm married to
a mannequin again.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, Now, I gotta tell you, as a father of
a daughter, like if your daughter fellas let me ask
you a question, that your daughter came home and said
I'm in a relationship with a mannequin, you'd be stoked.
You'd be kind of stoked. What. Yeah, it'd be better
than like, you know, your daughter being with some actual dude.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Oh really, I guess I never thought about that.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, like at least like when they're when they're like
once they hit like thirty, then they can have an
actual relationship. Yeah, anything from can she take care of herself?
Does she have that's the only thing that happens. Yeah,
Like I'm just saying, you know, like home. Otherwise it's
a buddy of mine. Like he prays that she's either
going to be asexual celibate or that she ends up

(56:19):
being a lesbian, right, that's all. The lesbian dream is
always a thing too. I don't think the mannequin thing
would make you happy. No, no, straight to the nuthouse.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
But yeah, what if you He wanted to take her
to dinner and she was like, can my boyfriend come?
I'm only going to go to Olive Garden if he
can come.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
No, I guess.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Well at home, yeah, way more problems than justin Yeah.
Well also, speaking of problems, splinters, Oh, I.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Think of that when you get yet pitched on that joint.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's right, So I have good news.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I know, you know, it was a little touchy for
a second, but the baby did come out, and Sean
announces the sex of the baby with a little self
congratulatory Joe.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Okay, so this is a guy, what do you show
for you the week? He is married to a anakin
who was in labor some some problems there, but it
looks like they have made their way through that and
the baby is born. It's three laughs.

Speaker 14 (57:12):
Oh wait, never mind, that's a boy.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
He's blessed like his daddy.

Speaker 14 (57:17):
Wow, there's no design who dad this baby is.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
He's blessed like his daddy. That's not a third Black.

Speaker 12 (57:28):
Movie.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Did you steal that from? Oh no, he stole it
from the Simpsons.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I mean, I'm sure he stole it from one thousand,
So damn third kickstand.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I mean, I've heard that a bunch.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
He's blessed like his daddy. Everybody get that. He wants
you to know he's blessing. Sure, so, Sean, this is
all a wonderful moment for the happy couple and it
should be nothing but congratulations and happy hugs. But Sean
has to then respond to an online comment that says
that the little brown, dark brown doll that he's holding

(57:57):
doesn't might not be his son.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Sean. He's very pale.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah, Sean is like pink white with like kind of
gray hair.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
Yeah, he's got like a piglet kind of complexion. Yeah,
I mean he's super handsome. But yes, that's true.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
The baby, the baby is like a like a shade.

Speaker 13 (58:12):
Of like, kind of a like cocoa and his wife.
She's got perfect skin exactly. So there's a question as
to whether or not this is Sean's son.

Speaker 14 (58:22):
Okay, I do not need a DNA test. I could
tell by looking at my boy that he is mine.
We are almost like twin. Emily says, is my kid?
No DNA test, need it?

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah, he's convinced.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
The people are up in the comments.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Yeah, a lot of comments, a lot of respond And
speaking of color, you.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Have people like you see him on social media a lot.
They have I don't know five followers, and they go, Man,
everybody's asking me, like, nobody's asking you anything.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Nobody saw anything that you posted exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
That's a classing. Yeah, people are asking me you not.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
That's a classic girl thing, Sammy, I'm sure you've seen these.
So everyone's asking about my skincare routine, but nobody's asking
about your path me.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
Yeah, yeah, how I get my mussy bun this way?
So I'm going to show you all how I do it?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Do you have a cat name? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Nobody's asking you this, all right, what does show freak
of the week.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
So Sean responds to another comment, asking frankly, if Emily
the mannequin has a choice in who she's gonna even
be with, Okay, I.

Speaker 14 (59:25):
Don't make Emily do anything she don't want to do.
You know what I'm saying from day one.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
If she wants to leave the doors right there, walk
out of it, I'd love to see that. Yeah, that
thing starts walking, it's a horror movie. Yeah, I will apologize.
I mean what they're saying. Throw them in the gutter,
get another y. That thing starts walking, I will owe
him a full apology. Walk out of it.

Speaker 14 (59:50):
She has a choice, and anything everything she does, she
makes your own choice.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Okay, she doesn't dress herself or you know, eat, but
she makes her own choices.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
And finally there's one more comment, and this one it's
like the elephant in the room. Sean takes the public
outcry that mannequins can't get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Oh, you can't tell people.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
He takes it in stride. You know, you'd think that
he'd be really defensive, triggered by it, but no, listen
to his amazingly measured response.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Okay, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I thought too.

Speaker 14 (01:00:20):
I didn't imagine could get pregnant until she got.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
And had a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Anybody know what this guy does for a living, like
to get money, probably on disability. Oh yeah, I mean
he's probably a retail worker.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
But you don't know, like you don't question, okay, I
mean because everyone on social media wants you to think
that that's their job. So I don't know. You know,
how he goes out into the world.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
He guess makes a bot because he has like, you know,
access to mannequins.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Probably yeah, getting a strong seis vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, he went like a close out or maybe security
or they were selling everything, including like the wire racks,
the liquidation Yeah, where they sell everything.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Hey, look, somebody needs to organize clothes of the Salvation Army.
It might just be our buddy Sean again.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Congratulations to the happy couple Shawnee and Emily. May you
live and be well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Winters, will you show freak of the week?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Everybody guy married to a mannequin, gets pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Has a baby with a big winner. Uh huh, you've
heard it all. I got some more. We got some
more Woodie show coming up for you. Next, hang on,
next turn that show. All right, So you know how

(01:01:47):
CBS and other places have been keeping more stuff behind
the locked shelves. Yeah, oh yeah, Well CBS is testing
a new system where you will be able to unlock
those cabinets on your own please through their app. Good,
but it sounds like something that Greg would never be
able to figure out. Yeah, because do you blow into

(01:02:08):
it so it knows you're not on math. Well, so
here you go. So not only do you have to
have the app on your phone, you also have to
be on the stores Wi Fi and have Bluetooth turned
on so it knows what shelf you're trying to access.
But assuming you have a degree from MIT, you know
you won't have to stand around and wait for an
employee to open it up for you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Criminals don't have access to an app, Like why don't
they just take the shelves down?

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
They would have to put it in a bunch of
I don't know how they would do this, but they
would have to put a bunch of fake information into
the app.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
I'll tell you what will happened is people will start
having unlocked phones like they did for TikTok, Like, hey,
this is a working phone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Yeah, I'll open the shelves. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Or we could just address all these damn junkies. And
it wouldn't be a problem that we'd go back to
ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
But of course there are critics. They say this is
just a way for CBS to force more people to
get their app, which collects information, especially if you're needed
to have location services turned on. CBS wants to spy
on you. They want to suggest things you like, wants
to keep their stores open. I'm like in San Francisco
where they close like fifteen up right. Regardless, For now,

(01:03:11):
the system is being tested out at a few stores.
I like it. Do you have any locks that you're
able to use an app for?

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yes, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
So yeah. Well, Walgreen's even admitted that the whole locking
everything up to, you know, combat to the shop that
they're just backfired.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Yeah, because nobody's buying it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, because people just yeah, they went and started buying
things on Amazon, just haven't shipped right to the house.
The CEO says the locks have been largely ineffective. He
didn't say that they're taking him out, but he did
say they're working on other creative solutions. I guess maybe
like this CVS thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Well, also, I've gotten to some targets in this country
where they're not rushing to open the these cabinets.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Twenty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Yeah, yeah, you keep on ringing the little button and
no one's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Or we could not give a hard time to people
who are trying to fight the problem, like security guards
that stop you on the way out. Oh he got fired.
You can't do. I'm sure if like Walgreens and CBS
and Target and Walmart had to shoot to kill policy, right,
it would be different. That's what's up, you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
A photo a guy who walked out of my local
Target with two packs of Huggies under each arm, and
he he.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Just sauntered out. The security saw him, and they just
walked right behind him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
And security is not going to risk their job or
their life or something.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Here's their job if all they're going to do is
watch the shop the way and not call the cops.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Call the cops.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
They don't because don't show up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That's insane.

Speaker 14 (01:04:38):
I've been taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
The Wood show Man underway with a new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
We welcome you and thank you for being here and
giving us some of your valuable time today. It's like, Hi,
there's a menace. What is up? Gina grad is here?

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
We got Sammy, we got Sea Mass. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can send
us a text over to two.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
To ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
You want to let me what you want? Well, good naked,
come on by me. Kicked the spot, Murder the song.
I know about it and I totally forgot about it.
Methods of Mayhem.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Yeah yeah, I think it was like Tommy Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Oh god, yeah yeah, I mean yeah, I want to
say like late maybe it's like late nineties. Yeah, bro cool.
I mean I like the music to it. That's good.
It's cool. It's it's got a bop.

Speaker 14 (01:05:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
All right, So we got some food news. Yeah yeah,
hell yeah news all right. So food news, food news,
and it's been official now they made the announcement. The
rumors words Wendy's are parting with the Girl Scouts for
that Thin Mints frosty. Now. You can get it with

(01:06:06):
either a chocolate or vanilla frosty bass okay, and then
it swirled with Thin Mint's cookie flavor, finished with a
crumbly cookie butteresque topping, It's gonna be available nationwide starting Friday,
February twenty first, but only for a limited time. Know
what I'm doing Friday that we were talking about this

(01:06:28):
in the office too. This is something else Coca Cola.
They're adding another new flavor to their lineup, Coca Cola
Orange Cream, no thank you. And this is scheduled to
go on sale on February tenth. And Mena's like, wait,
that's I thought that was already out. But that was
Coca Cola vanilla orange of vanilla orange. Nobody, what's the

(01:06:49):
difference orange cream vanilla orange.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
I have no idea cry any of us, like like
fifty these the past few years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Anything.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
I'm actually stuck and like kid like popped off. I
mean just the zero stuff, yes, like coke, zeros, cherry.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Coke zero, stardust crap, like garbage. What's that starry pepsi
or whatever? It was? No, Starry is the That's a
different thing. That's a different soft drink.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
This was like an unarm under the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Isn't that the one you liked? There was a there's
one called Starry used to be called Sarah miss branded
as Starry. It's got a more citrusy flavor. It mixes
great with tequila. Yeah, it's really good. No, and what
you're thinking about it wasn't called starry it was. It
was the one that was supposed to taste like outer space.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
It tasted like TV static. That's the only way I
can describe it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, not good. Don't you wish? Are you not? A
mini coke can? Guys, Totle, I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Forget every day. I think it is perfectly proportioned, and
I don't finish it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I don't know, like I drank.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
It and then like the larger cans, even though they're cheaper,
which makes no sense, I don't finish them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Wow, because I think because I think they get One
of us had said that you would be all over it.
Did you hear that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Too big portions are too No no, no, because I was
about to explain, I think it just like it loses
its fizz by the time you get to I don't
buy the bottom. I don't buy that stuff in cans.
I always buy these, uh bottle what are these twenty ounce?
These like twenty ounce bottles? Did you put the cat
back on? Yeh, you can always throw it back in

(01:08:29):
the fridge. Yeah, I'm talking about cans where the lid
is opened. I feel like by the time I get
to like seventy five percent in like it's lost all
its filled.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I'm one step away from shotgunning those, right, I don't
have the I burned through so quickly. Yeah, but you're
a dainty lady. Oh that's me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
But I don't get why the smaller ones are more expensive. Yeah,
the novelty dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah. Now this Coca Cola orange cream, like I said
February tenth, it'll be on sale, sold in regular and
zero varieties. Coca Cola said they developed the soda in
response to growing consumer demand for the comforting and nostalgic flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Nostalgic like when from when?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
All right, when did we have Coca Cola?

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
I think maybe that orange cream people love it cream
mixed with.

Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
Coke is actually mixed with Coca? Is it just Coke
brand making it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
No, it's mixed with terrible, ridiculously bad. I mean I
try it, but I mean I like creamsicle, like that
creamsicle flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
We're going to have to try it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Trader Joe's some Trader Joe's News news, anything new from
Trader Joe's that you're digging.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
That's uh no, I mean the chocolate dipped JoJo's. I
keep on eyeing those, like, well, they had those over
the holidays, the candy cane ones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yeah, they're kind of by the register. Now. I made
a whole recipe based on an Instagram page. He did
this thing called a Lazy Trader Joe meal. It was
like a dumpling soup. And my favorite ingredient from that
from Trader Joe's, which I just discovered, is the crunchy
chili onion oil.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
They have lots of brands and that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Yeah, spicy oil.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Yeah, the crunchy chili oil is fantastic. Bred anything, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Well, Trader Joe Trader Joe's have announced the winners of
the sixteenth annual Customer Choice Awards. They asked everybody to
vote for their favorites in the different categories. Favorite Beverage
Spiced Cider. For the second year in a row, this
number one beat out the French Market Sparkling Lemonade and
the Sparkling Honey Crisp Apple Juice Beverage.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
In the cheese category, Goat Cheese one for the second
cheese alright, favorite produce item teeny tiny avocados. Now, Greg,
you're a big avocado guy. Have you tried the teeny
tiny I have it because whenever I wanted avocado, I
want it now. And they're legal rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
At Traders Jobs favorite appetizer, the winner was creamy spinach and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Art choke dip.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Can can confirm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
You can find it in the freezer section. It's huge. Yeah,
some people even use it as a pasta sauce, they said,
which that's interesting. The runners up there the TJ's Jalapano
and cream cheese, crispy wantons, and the Parmesian pastry pups.
Oh yeahs favorite new product the cash Ole blue cheese

(01:11:30):
Irish potato chips. Not a blue cheese fan. I like it.
That beat out the French onion popcorn, which we had
that for sure. And then the garlic gondolas. Oh, I've
had them joints. Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
So it's a little like a little mini sort of
almost a bag yet, but it's carved out in the
middle and they throw throw up some garbling. They they
squeeze out and barups like garlic butter in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
The Trader Joe's customers most love products of the year.
Favorite breakfast and brunch item the hash browns. I know
people love those hash browns. Man, So it's just like
the like you get it at Mickey D's, but you
throw them in the air fryer. Perfect great. Yeah, as
good as a fresh out of the fryar.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
I think that audience has discovered those because like that's
been in like Walmart.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
You know these aren't new items, They're just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Of the hack. They've been knowing about it. I just
don't see anyone never buying them there. Oh my wife
gets them, good for her. They're good. Favorite lunch and
dinner item the butter chicken with the basmati rice. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
The Indian frozen was the last meal I had at
my old place.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yuck, it's good.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
I'm as Indian food. If that's what that means, then yes,
I'm racist against No, I'm not a curry fan. Curry
messes with me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I'm not a cry fan either, but I love Indian food.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Like I get nauseous. It's by the way, in no
way spicy. No, no, it has nothing to do with spicy.
There's something I ended up face down after like almost
past I did pass out on the toilet and I
fell forward and then my glasses hit a radiator and
I was like on the floor, bloody, you're out. Yeah,
I'm like, forget it, I'm out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
The only curry based thing that I like is a
hot sauce. It's made by Ghost Scream and Ghost Scream
and yeah it's curry based. It's actually one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yeah, like you can keep favorite. So anyway, that beat
out the chicken tea keep Marsala and the pork and
ginger soup dumplings. Oh good, Okay. Favorite sweet treat, dude,
My favorite sweet treat at Trader Joe's those mini dark
chocolate peanut butter cups.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I was going to say that they're the many micro
mini ones. They're insane, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I might, they're they're the best. I might blow Greg
Gory for those. It'd be worth it. Yeah, done it
for a lot less.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
They're like teeny tiny micro size and they're perfect.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
Yeah in their chocolate covered peanut butter pretzels.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Yes, good, Yeah, better than those. Oh, they're so good.
The only thing that I would improve upon with those,
let's lose the wrapper.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Yeah they don't have rappers.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Yes, they do the mini dark chocolate peanut butter cups?
They absolutely do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
You know the ones that come in like the plastic
canister which is loose.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I'll bring you those.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Yeah, you don't peel these. I'm talking about the micro size.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Not the micro size. Are the ones? Yeah, no, no,
because that's the only thing, Like you can't shovel.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Them, you know, I'm going to bring you the micro
many like it slows you down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Yeah, I get Trader Joe's is these cookies called Lacey's.
Have you ever had those? Lacey describe them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
They're like those lace cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Of chocolate with toffee or something. Yeah, but the dog.
The award for favorite sweet treat at Trader Joe's went
to Sublime ice.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Cream sandtches mine number one, and then that's followed by
hold the cones, yes, great, and the almond Danish kringle,
which those kringles are good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
We had that joint. I like them, raspberry joints. Yeah.
The sublimes though here one little one last one favorite
overall product Chilian lime flavored rolled corn. Dude, stupid pig bag.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
They are kids overpowering love them. I get begged for
them on a weekly basis. They're like, they're like the
Trader Joe's version of talkies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Yeah, I think I think the best thing that Trader
Joe sells, and Greg might agree with me on this
is that orange chickenrench chicken. And you can make it
all restaurantic, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
You can.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
You would think you got it at a restaurant. You
add a little bit of chopped fresh garl like the
sauce to the sauce, and then when you're done, before
you serve it, you sprinkle it with some sesame. Greg
taught me that trick. That's how you make it. Quote
as Greg was a restaurant tea restaurant. The chicken is
in their hall of fame. Yes, so good. It deserves
it should get the Nobel price. That's why it's not
mentioned here. It's been goaded. You got to have a

(01:15:59):
side of the vegetable fried rice with that. It's great,
you know, making that meal of home. We're gonna take
an a quick break win come back. We have a
Woody showed taste drive. If I remember, we had Rich
DeMuro who's Rich on Tech, who had the tech guy
on and he was talking about how he found that
pizza at Walmart. He said, no, is it just the
best frozen pizza he's ever had? He said, it's up

(01:16:20):
there with one of the best pizzas period. It does
sound crazy. It's the brand is called Best Foods, right,
Better Goods. I can't see behind the mayonnaise right. Oh yeah,
like Helman's. This is the Italian wood fired Margherita pizza. Yeah,
I got two of them. They also have the meat one.

(01:16:42):
It's Italians, which we may or may not have heated
up in the Illegal Woody Show office oven good. Yeah,
and so we're going to taste drive that lets you
know for sure if good. Somebody was just asking about
that yesterday if we had tried it yet. But the
men has also found a couple other things when he
went to Walmart that we're gonna taste drive.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
So it's been a hot topic lately. So I thought
I would bring some Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
So what to show taste drive. We'll try it, you
can see if you want to buy it, and we't
you know how it is coming up next year in
the Woods Show. Hang on this.

Speaker 15 (01:17:13):
So we had a bunch of food news and that
always wets the whistle that gets us all like food
horny to much and we get hungry just just thinking
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
And so we had rich on Tech, our new tech
correspondent who we talked to now every once in a
while about different tech things, and he brought something else,
a new discovery, a food discovery because he knows the audience.
He goes to Walmart and he found this thing. It's
a brand called Better Foods. He can't see, so I

(01:17:45):
was trying to. I was trying to find the because
I said best before. Now he looks at that one
better better get Yeah by all means. Anyway, I see.
The one that he tried was the margerita pizzas we have. Yeah,
let's let's try that first, as we had what he
showed taste drive. Okay, so these are different Walmart items

(01:18:12):
because he said this was not just the best frozen
pizza that he had, this is the best, well one
of the best pizzas.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
And I'll say this when you open up a better
good because I've tried cooked three of them. Now it's
instantly apparent that this is not your your grandma's frozen
pizza because normally when you open up a frozen pizza,
it looks like a child made out of yeah paper,
mache rock hard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
These things they look, yeah, they look when you open
them up, these better goods pizzas. They look to coin
the term that I always use restaurant. Eh oh yeah, right,
and they are there, I don't know me for twelve
inches thirteen inches or so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Yeah, we did not microwave. It was cooked in properly cooked. Yeah.
Then Italy is yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Very very paper thin crust.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Great, sure, wow, I kind of see Rich's point.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
Yeah, it is very good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
The sauce has a great flavor, right. Yeah. As a
guy who grew up on the East Coast who's known
for I'm saying that that's a that's a region like
I would trust, you know, people from that area the
same way I trust people from southern California when it
comes to Mexican food or Chinese food out of San
Francisco or barbecue out of like you know, Texas or
Kansas City. What's good about this and what sets it

(01:19:21):
apart from the other, like frozen beeches, Especially the crust
is right, there's there's a certain like it's got a
really fresh taste to the crust. But then also the
sauce sets it off. The sauce they got they got
the sauce right. So many times you get frozen. The

(01:19:42):
sauce runs out near the crust. It's like they basically
put like spaghetti sauce or rag goo on there. Yeah,
not very good.

Speaker 10 (01:19:50):
The cheese too, it's very stringy and like light.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
It's I don't know this was from a restaurant.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
I would not just I would not unbelieve, believe you exactly.
It's a Neapolitan. It's not a New York style, but
a Neapolitan style, which is like the seven hundred degree type.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Of That is good. That is a I would give
that for a frozen pizza. It's a ten, oh for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
And when I said, when you look at the like
the pepperonis look like real pepperoni, the cheese and the
basil leaves looks like real cheese as opposed to like
again the cardboard you get with most spice to it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
How much is this pizza?

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Seven seven dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yeah, that's really good. I just tried the margarita one.
The other one, what's the car okay, so just a
meat pizza. Yeah, I'm about to go in on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
That one, Yeah, smack your mama.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
The margarita one I'm definitely getting as a frozen pizza.
I grew with Greg as frozen pizza goes. It's a
ten pizza overall. I would even put up there as
like a I don't know, eight eight, seven point five. Yeah.
So the card has spicy, so pres sick. It's good

(01:21:03):
man crispy bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
It's very spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I'm digging it. Oh wow, that's good. Yeah, it has
a little kick. It looks drier than the margarita, but
it's not dry when you take a bite. No, it's
nice and saucy. Good, little hint of spice. What are
you giving that? One? Also a ten for frozen pizza. Yeah,
in category for sure. For pizza, like better, like a

(01:21:26):
seven margarita is way better. Yeah, the margarite is better.
If you're gonna go with one or the other, go
with the margarita first would be my recommendation. Try that first, just.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
To get the baseline.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Buy both because you might oh yeah, buy both, I
mean yeah, cheep.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
I tested this on a They have like a truffle
mushroom one, really really good. My recommendation after baking three
of these is they say four hundred degrees for like
fifteen minutes. I would go three fifty for like eighteen
or twenty because the first one I cooked was definitely
underdone in the center. You know, you get that problem
a lot with that core, just to insolve. Yeah, so
I went a little lower, a little slower, and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Menace can he posts a picture of the pizza box
so people have a usual representation of what they're looking
for us or skin, because you can't get overwhelmed. There
are so many. I'd noticed that recently. I didn't realize
just how many frozen pizza options there are. There's a
billion of them.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
And everyone says they're artisanal.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Again, this is from Walmart.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Yeah, Walmart Better Goods, Better Goods in the frozen section
at speed down there. Today, we'll have to hit up
Rich and let them know we tried his pizza. Yeah shoot, shoot,
So I'm gonna put that on our Instagram story at
the Woody Show on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Right if you want to see the what the box
looks like, so you know what you're looking at when
you go to the next level. This is like the
Washington toilets changing. Yeah, all right, so we'll take the
break and we'll come back. Menace has some other items
that he found at h at Walmart. Since we were
just talking about a bunch of different things from time
to time in the food news. He is always at Walmart,
and they have a lot of where it's the exclusives

(01:22:56):
where they say, oh, it's exclusively at Walmart or Walmart
dot com. I don't know what you have for I
don't even know what it is yet.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
I believe it is exclusive to Walmart. But it has
been a hot topic lately on the Woody Shell.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
All right, he's ourbscile. Now we're all very much impressed
with this pizza that rich dumurr are our tech die
rich on tech yes, suggested to us. He said he
went to Walmart and found this. Now somebody said this
better Goods is also sold a target. That would be
a lying liar. Who doesn't I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
About But when you're talking about the good and Gather.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Brandather, Yeah, because it's a Walmart exclusive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Is that they launched it to April last year. Okay,
so it's relatively new. They're like seven bucks a pop.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
That margarita is so good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
So shout out to and by the way, do we
get the we do have rich Yeah, it's Woody Hey, Hey,
we're just checking in with you real quick. We just
tried the pizza that you recommended, and it's fantastic, so good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Yeah, you aren't lying home.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
I told you I know my pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
You do, that's what?

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Yeah, we tried. Okay, So just so you know, we
tried the one that you originally suggested, the margarita pizza.
We gave as frozen pizzas go. We gave that a
ten out of ten as pizza overall. As a fellow
Jersey guys. You're a Jersey guy too, I give it
a seven point five to eight somewhere in that range
overall for pizza, I mean frozen pizza. Ten. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Yeah, it's not going to be perfect for an overall
pizza because obviously something fresh out of the other it's
going to be better. But for a frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Pie, I mean pretty good. You know, I come from Jersey,
I can call it a pie. Exactly right, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
I almost went to Walmart yesterday to buy some more.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Now, would you agree with me? Because what I think
they got right on this The crust is just right,
like there's like a freshness of the crust and there's
a there's a distinctive taste that lets me know. So
this is this is a good crust, not bland, a
little chewi. But then also the sauce. They nailed the sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Do you guys want to know why?

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
They just googled it? There eight in Italy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Oh, that's why I knew it. I'm gonna have to
go to Italy to find the source of this pizza.
That my mission in life.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
The dough is made with Italian mountain water.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
That's what I've been doing wrong in my kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
And then the other one we bought. What was that
about the karneg Yeah, so yeah, it's a little spicy.
I don't know how you feel about spice, but it's
got like you know, it's got some like the pepperoni,
the bacon, some other stuff. Yeah. Oh, I'm all about that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
I just put some cap of cola.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
On there, you know pizza. Yeah, dude, thanks, thanks for
the suggestion.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
So that's a home run, a life changer.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
I think. So I'm keeping it in my freezer every day.
Any night we don't feel like ordering there, we go
mark that We're good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
All right, Rich, We love you, well, we'll talk to
you soon.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
Thanks love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Clutch Pizza. Yes again, we put it on our Instagram
at the wood showing it all right. Menace has a
couple other items from walmarties that we've been talking about
this stuff a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Yeah, we've been talking about Girl Scout cookies a lot lately,
and we always shout out like, this place has their
bootleg version, this place has their general Yeah, look at this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
While I was.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
At Walmart looking out these pizzas for us, I saw
that they have their bootleg cookies of Girl Scout cookies
and it's called great Value.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
I don't know which. Yeah, so I picked out three. Now, okay,
so if I put if I put the Girl Scout
version of the samoas, the Girl Scout version of the
tag Lungs, which those peanut butter patty ones, yeah, that
are covered in chocolate, and then the thin Man's the
only one that you'd be able to tell immediately, wasn't
the real thing would be their version of the Thin men.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
I'm looking looks it looks like it looks kind of
like a like a ritz cracker and chocol y.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
They call it the fudge mint Cookie Walt.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
But isn't this a straight up dick move to due
to the girl Scouts, like this is their fundraising.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
You're just like, screw you, no, because the girl Scouts
are just being exploited, Like it's just this, Well, the
girl Scouter is exploiting the labor of the girls.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Well, let's find out. Because Morgan act until she was
eighteen years old. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Yeah, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
But my troop never sold cookies anyways.

Speaker 12 (01:27:16):
Well that's right, Yeah, we did the first year and
then we stopped doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
The thin min'st not is good and they're off on
the cookie. The cookie part of the taste, like the
mid part of it obviously is good. The mint to
chocolate ratio is good. It's kind of powdery chalky. Yes, yeah,
that's where they messed up. That's where they messed up.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Now, I have had these knockoff peanut butter patty ones
not from Walmart, but these are I'm telling you a
blind taste test, you would not know the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Hey, they're called fudge covered peanut butter. I feel like
maybe there's a little lush peanut butter. I could be
my imagination m we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
I mean the joints is good though, that's all that's creamy.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
The cookie itself is chocolate, which is different.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Yeah, these are different, and I must seabast there's less
peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
There is less peanut butter, but the taste is on
called great value. Screw you young business ladies. Thin mints
are like, I don't know, four out of ten. Yeah,
they're far five, they're still good, I tell them. I'm
digging them though. The peanut butter one, I'm giving that
like a nine out of ten. The only reason not
giving a ten because it's not the o G. Yeah,
and this one is supposed to be the Samoa is

(01:28:22):
that's the one that's got the caramel, the coconut. Yeah,
there whole of the chocolate in the top, coconut and fudge, caramel,
coconut and fudge. And there are a fraction of the
price of the Girl Scout ones too. They're total undercutting them.
Checks out. I'm giving that one an eleven. Mean, the
cookies a little drier than it should be.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
There's not there's not that much coconuts.

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
Right, good, I mean it'll do when it's not Girl
Scout cookie season, But I would take a Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Scouts definitely knockoffs.

Speaker 5 (01:28:46):
They're definitely this is like a little bit more coconut forward.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Yeah, I agree than Caramelly. Oh god, that's giving it
at twelve with real coconut. It says, you know what's
really good money? That is girls. You're not going to
DC this year. Oh well, ladies, no patch for you,
button or pin. I don't know what the hell they.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Get a patch patch. It's a patch pages okay, Well
they have the sashes. Oh yeah, those are all patches.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Okay. So when you're in the cookie section at Walmart, yeah,
look out for those. You can get your fixed all
year round, not just when you're trying to stick to
your diet. After the new year and they start putting
them Girl Scout cookies on sale.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Oh Greg, these are growing on me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Yeah, they're really good. That's why I get well, thank you, menace.
This is a very successful wait shows, so full more
wit shows. Next thing they show show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday morning. It's
January the twenty ninth. Hey, Gina, today is Kansas Day.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Oh, happy Kansas Day everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Gina is a She originates from Kansas.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Yeah, I'm a Kansas all.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
In Kansas City, Kansas. The Kansas side, not the Missouri side.
Rep Kansas City, Kansas City.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
But Kansas City is Kansas and Missouri is divided by
state line road.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Correct. Well, it's like Saint Louis. They're saying that metropolitan
area is split between the Missouri side and the Illinois side.
Oh right, yeah, yeah, okay. Today is also Chinese New Year.
Oh yeah, New Year, the year the snake, right, yep?
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
It's the dragon and now it's a snake.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
We'll happy New Year, you guys a year. It's National
corn chip Day. Great, it's National Puzzle Day. I should
tell my mom she's ever since COVID. That was her
thing that she discovered during COVID. Yeps got big COVID days. Yeah,
she's an older lady. And then it's also Curmudgeons Day.

(01:30:51):
Love it, love that too. All right, so we got
some entertainment stuff. We'll get into the birthdays. I've avoided
bringing this story up because number one, frankly, I don't care,
but it seems like now there's like kind of two camps.
It seemed like everybody was on one side of.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
It when it started, and what's that people don't care
about this?

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Oh no, forget it? Then I forget, forget it. I
just saved you, am I right? Sea best he's gonna okay,
it's too late, it's already going there. Justin Bell DONI
whatever and Blake Lively okay, because it's it's stories popping
up everywhere. I didn't know anything about it other than
like she's accusing him, and it's because.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
A lot of people, me being one of them, has
done a complete one eighty on this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Okay, see, this is this is what I was talking about.
I kind of wanted to have like an idea of
like exactly what's being claimed.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Right, And then there's other people now coming out saying
she's the pay of the ass.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Like there was a woman who worked as a chef
behind the scenes on Gossip Girl who says that she
was horrendous to work with and that she's just throwing
him under the bus because she's used to being adored.
And according to the woman quote, Blake would burp and
fart in the middle of the set and act like
we were lucky to be smelling her farts. She was
very unpleasant to work with. I just don't know how

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else to say it. She continues, I'm sorry to burst
your bubble. She was a NEPO baby when she was nineteen.
The whole world was blowing smoke up her ass.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Well, and that's just one part of it, because when
this all came out, like a few months ago, you
were thinking, this guy sounds like a greade aid rush off.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Okay, so again I don't know the details, but what
is she claiming.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Well, that he fat shamed her, which that's a funny story,
actually whatever, and that he uh, sexually harassed her with
the fat shaving story is funny because uh, I guess
she said that, you know, he's just he's just a
really you know, he's a he's a horrible guy, and
made fun of her weight, but.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Say that he was a creep and then uh, and
she was getting fat shamed because he asked like how
much he weighed because apparently he's claiming that he had
a back injury.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Yeah, so they were cute. There was going to be
a scene at the end of the movie where he
lifts her, and because he was going to have back surgery,
he asked their mutual trainer Hey, do you know how
much she weighs? Because I have to start training because
I'm having back surgery. I don't want to make it
any worse. So I think personally the mutual trainer was like, hey, Blake,
guess what he asked? Hey, Fatty, there you got Ryan
Reynolds freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Okay, so she's married to him, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
And so allegedly called him over to their apartment and
just ripped him a new one. Don't you ever ask
about my wife's way? What's wrong with you? I guess
the scene got canceled even though they were gonna use
a stunt or they've been practicing with a stunt double.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Okay, so you turned the corner on this whole thing.
You were originally on her side, well, because that's all
we knew, and okay, who is this? Akay? Okay, So now,
but why did you turn the corner?

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
Because he has he's coming out with all the receipts girl, Yeah,
and she didn't have any.

Speaker 9 (01:33:39):
She claimed that it was all facts and she had
all this stuff, and now it turns out she doesn't
really have a whole lot of stuff to back up
what she's saying.

Speaker 10 (01:33:45):
As much as he seems to.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Have Yeah, they have behind the scene stuff where the
camera's rolling, where it doesn't seem like anything. She accused
him of his happiness.

Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
And what was the outlet was at New York Times
that picked up the story and like claimed all this
set but they didn't do any fact checking.

Speaker 10 (01:33:59):
So now they're gonna trouble.

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
He's suing them.

Speaker 10 (01:34:01):
I mean, everyone's in trouble for this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Is it possible that they're just both Hollywood pricks? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
But right?

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
And so this is just two and this is the
best part Hollywood pricks bumping heads.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
They were reading emails. I guess I don't know. I
should we say, alleged emails from Blake to Justin. And
at one point she's like, you know, I talking about
how I want to, you know, be more respected, and
I when someone collaborates with me, I really want to
be part of the process. Or you're going to meet
my dragons. Those are my husband Ryan Reynolds and my
best friend Taylor Swift. I'm like, callisian Game of Thrones

(01:34:35):
and they're my dragons.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Well, it seemed like there was an all out assault
on this Justin dude for a while, and now things
seem to be kind of coming more toward the center,
which is what all the new stuff, he's what I'm
going back and forth.

Speaker 10 (01:34:45):
Well, because here's the other big thing with you.

Speaker 9 (01:34:47):
Well, but why he had to go back against them
is because all three of them, Ryan Reynolds, Blake, Lively,
and Justin were all under the same agency.

Speaker 10 (01:34:54):
And because Blake and Ryan threw such a fit, he.

Speaker 9 (01:34:56):
Got dropped and there was like no way for him
to make money, and he got in so much trouble,
affected his career so much that then he had to
counter suit.

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
You should try only fans. It seems like there's a
type of person that's really into this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
I'm aware of all.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
You're not interested in somebody going one eight on a
narrative battle? Is that not interesting to you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
When someone's getting just in general, like when when someone's
getting dragged through something the way it seems like this
Justin guy has I'm always interested to hear the other
side of the story because it always seems to be
that there's more to it, And if someone's trying to
burn somebody down just to because there's like a vendetta
or whatever, that I'm always interested to hear the other side.
And give that side there.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
This is like the fourth time of going back and
forth on people on her side on his side.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Okay, Well, there's another new show on TLC that Greg
Gory will be watching along with that show about the
Tourette's Chick. Okay, it's a new reality show called The Baldwins.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
And I'm out, like, does anybody care? I don't care,
Like they have seven kids.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
The trailers out, yeah, yeah, and his wife for the
fake accent, Yeah, check it out. Speaking of trailers, the
trailer for season three of the White Lotuses album also
two of the world's most annoying people together at the
same place at the same time where Madonna showed up
at a New York City comedy club with Amy Schumer
and Madonna did thirty minutes of stand up.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
I have to see like a minute of it, and
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
According to the reports from people who were there and
saw it, she was very foul mouthed and just took
a bunch of shots at Trump quote. She fascinating quote.
She didn't do as well as you think she would.
I wouldn't think she'd bet she got laughs every time
she dropped an F bomb at court because hearing Madonna
curse is funny. Yeah, sorry, I miss it. I wish

(01:36:43):
I would have witnessed it though. For the thirtieth anniversary,
the Warped Tour is doing three two day festivals and
they're promising somewhere between seventy and one hundred bands, including
some of the back of the Day bands and some
of the new ones. So far, we know about Simple Plan,
Bowling for Soup and Penny Wise, but they just started
this yesterday. They're announcing the lineup for each date with

(01:37:04):
thirty days of Warped, so each day over the next
thirty consecutive days until February twenty sixth. Tickets are available
at vanswarptour dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
I've always loved warp Tour pretty much over over all
the other festivals because these are actual, like real fans
of these bands, because these bands weren't getting like radio
play and support, so many people got started on the
Warped Tour. Yeah, so, like people were really passionate about this,
like all in that like Newfound Glory kind of far
more all right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
Time for your birthdays and birthday.

Speaker 16 (01:37:36):
Both shows Shiverday, gonna it's shivery, We're gonna sit page
she was like, it's shiverday, and you know we don't
do birthday, all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Right, Happy birthday. To start with the celebrities, Oprah Winfrey,
it's today's porno birthday. I'm kidding. She's seventy one years old.
You got Sarah Gilbert. Who is Darlene on Roseanne, she's fifty.
Tom Selleck Blue Blood's Magnam Monica's older boyfriend, Richard on Friend. Hell, yeah, yeah,
three minutes in the baby, Yeah, that's true. Tom Sellek

(01:38:08):
is eighty years old. Edward Burns, I feel like I
haven't seen him in the long time.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Whatever happened to him.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
He was in everything for a while. Now I forgot
what he looks for. I don't know who that is.
He's married to Christy Turlington. Oh boy, no, not that
the Superman. That's a different dude. That's not him. Edward
Burns fifty seven years old today. Adam Lambert, the American
Idol runner up who tore the Queen forty three and
then Heather Graham Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers Wroller Roller

(01:38:37):
Girl in Boogie Knights and the Strip of the ed
Helms gives his grandmother's Holocaust, ring too in The Hangover.
She's fifty five and your part of Berntet today is
a birthday boy. Chris Charming is his name. He's a
veteran of the born world. He's done more dirty jobs
than Mike Row. He's been in one thousand and seven

(01:38:58):
eighty fine films, including Long Chlong's Volume two. He was
in the Great Wall of Vagina. He was in Trolling
for Trouser Trout Volume one, also Lord of the Squirt
Volumes four and five. He was amazing in ass Is
the New Vagina and who can forget his unforgettable role

(01:39:18):
in one in the Snapper and one in the Crapper.
All right, that is a crap how intreting. That is
a Chris Charming who's sixty six years old today. Three
years I was having one hell of birthday. And that
your Parno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Wednesday Morning look of what's happening in the world of entertainment,
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or bear Shoes at the Avan Awards.

Speaker 12 (01:40:51):
As you know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Also, we're gonna take your nominees for the Woody Show
Employee of the Month, that and more Thursday. Here on
The Woody Show, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please. Yeah,
it's a wise idea to delete old social media posts
because you might not be the same person you were
nine minutes ago. Things change, buy them in it. Yeah,
what I found funny today, I might not find funny tomorrow.

(01:41:14):
This is true. It might be worse. The more inappropriate,
the funnier I find it. Usually I've gotten like kind
of calloused. Yeah, you know, yeah, it's very callous. Yeah,
so it's got to be like really inappropriate that dark humor.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
Man, I love the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the One Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know, I love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have yourself a
great day. S M D double M. I quit this bitch.