FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 30th 2025 Podcast

AVN AWARDS: Bush or Bare, News Headlines, Employee of the month nomines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Thought away the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning. Let me turn your
micro soft good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, listening on.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
It is a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning. It
is January the thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Good morning, Thank
you for being here. My name is Whaty.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Gory Menace is here? Why hello, Gina grad Hey, are
you alright? Menis Yeah, Yeah, he's wonderful. Just off to
a silly start. Yeah, he's off to a very silly start.
There is Sea Bass. You've got Sammy bort is here,
Morgan is here. We've got von our video producer phones.
They're open at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Coming up for you on the show
this morning. I want to get your nominees for the
Woodies Show Employee of the Month, first one for twenty
twenty five, month of January.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, can I believe it's already time for this?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
What do you mean already that we were just talking
about how this has been the slowest month ever city
getting to a year every all time. Yeah, it does.
You do you not feel like this month is just
dragging you?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was very hard to get everything started. You don't agree,
Sea Bass, It's flying by?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Can you believe it? Ocky, I'm having trouble today. Also,
we have some more from the a VI and Awards,
the Oscars of Porn and this time it's a Morgan
Bush or Bear subes Yeah talking pubes. And we have
another auction of the Day item will close out.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yesterday's with the Deep Friar might be the lowest one yet,
but today's will be better. Not all that popular, yeah,
just to justify well, look, I mean it's all going
to a good cause. He's generously donating to fire relief. Hey,
the stuff Jesus was way above what I thought. I
was crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, So anyway, you could check out the auction I
that we launched yesterday. That'll close out this morning during
the show, and then we'll announce the new one for today.
That plus some of the trending news headlines. We've got
the entertainment stuff. We've got the Birthday's porn and Birthday
all today here on the Woody Show. Yeah, speaking of
Sea Bass, Yes we are as we say. He is
the king of calling the cops. ABCC always be calling

(02:47):
the cops and uh to the point where we wonder
if they have his name up like on a post it,
like you know, sometimes we'll see just on the text
like we could. There are certain people who text every
day and we know just by the number, like when
they take oh, there they are, there they are.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
And it's it's not a bad thing, no, no at all.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
But in this case, because he calls the cops so often,
they're like, ugh, this guy again.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do our joke.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You have to like make the streets clean and like
life safe for kids and dogs and stuff. Okay, anybody
want to try to take a guess about why Sea
Bass called the cops this type.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Bet you won't.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'll give you a clue. It's not one of my
normal ones of like crazy witnessing much crime. Well okay,
I can't say that, but it's not one of the
specific ones I usually do.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Tinder day gone wrong, public defecating.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Somebody spit their gum on the sidewalk, somebody, did you.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Call the h did you call the cops? Somehow on
your apartment building that you're beefing with. Oh yeah, for
like something about like you know, not fixing the door
that could be a fire hazard, which and a disability access.
I thank you.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Oh I know what it is because the cyber truck
causes so much attention. People are touching it and you
can record everything on there.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Too much touchy of the sibee. You know it's three
card monts.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So I was walking down the street and I noticed
I think it's technically it was the three shell game.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's as all the same people out they're hustling and working,
and it was.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
So obvious because like this one like fat Middle Eastern
dude or Middle Eastern European guy was like, and that's
how you win, man, thanks for the cash, sucker. And
the guy like the actor right right is accomplices.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
This is so easy.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow, that's how you do it, folks. And I was like, oh,
come on, because by the way, for the folks who
don't know if you're doing like the shell game where
you find the which which.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ball is the under under shell every sporting.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Because it's there, and Greg, you should appreciate that they're
always cheating because they're always they're always using sleight of hands.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Once you actually play.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
You can scrape it out the side.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, they're they're palming it or they have double cards.
It doesn't even exist. And then they then it's because
it's in their palm. They'll slip it under the one. No,
it's right here. Yeah, so it's it's illegal in every
single state. You see it again in two uristy areas,
and that's where I saw it, And I said, this
is this is lory the quality of life in my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So he called the cops.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
So I called the not non emergency police dispatch. Oh
and she goes, She goes.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, is a crime being committed? Yeah, he's he's runningn
illegal gambling operation. I mean technically, yeah, yeah exactly. And
do you see any weapons? I know what you're going
at here. They're looking for an excuse not ye, they're
not right. Well, and I said, well, the weapon is
a misuse of people's trust. Yeah, yeah, the weaponizing deception

(05:31):
and gullibility. Uh and and she and she didn't sound
like she was coming right out. It wasn't a four
alarm whatever. Did you stick around and wait for the
police to show up, No, because I know with non
emergency it'll she'll be there. It'll be a fifteen. But see,
the thing is that what they count on, and by
they I mean criminals and the government who are lazy,
is they count on people just not even trying, because

(05:53):
then it doesn't doesn't go as a call, doesn't go
with a crime statistic. When my windshield got bashed it
by crazy scary you know, methad homeless guy, I didn't
call that in. I didn't file in insurance because by
the time you do it and you pay the deductible,
it's not even worth it.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
And that's how.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Crime's going down.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
People are just tired of it and they didn't bother anymore.
It just when you call the non emergency number, or
do do you hang around sometimes waiting for the cop
to show up to see what will happen?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I did?

Speaker 9 (06:17):
I do?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Read Like one time this lady was like out into
and she was out of her mind, nuts on what
on something, and she's like slamming into cars in the
middle of a giant intersection, and like, well, this is
unsafe for her and everyone else. Cops showed up because
I did wait around for that one and they like
kind of they saw her and said, and get over
to the corner and they just left.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What was she doing?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Twenty seconds later middle of traffic people are stopping.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
She's slamming on it. And yeah, I mean I would
wait around just to see if she got hit by
a cart of.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I wouldn't be worried for her curiosity. Sorry that I.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Care about our most vulnerable citizens.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
And if I was, if I was calling the cops
on anybody, the other thing, if I was calling the
cops on somebody, I would want to see what would
happen if you know, when, if and when the cops showed.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Up, well all day?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, well okay, let this be said. If you see
anybody doing three card MONI or the shell game, you
cannot win, do not play, and don't let your stupid
friends do it either. And it's so oh yes, I
wonder I still see it unless Nan because Bulevard, but
I want to our magic people go there undercover and
then they like win. There's there's actually there's a great
YouTuber who he goes to Para. He was in the
Paris actual Paris, and there's all these like gypsy literal

(07:23):
gypsies who out there, And what they'll do is they
get pissed at him because he like calls him out
on it.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
And then and suddenly.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Because they've got like four or five different watch out people,
you know, because for when the cops do show up,
and then they'll physically intimidate the people, try to beat
them up if they do get God forbid you say, hey,
stop scamming people.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
So what would be worse like letting him letting somebody
have a little fun playing a dumb game where they're
gonna lose, or just saying they're.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Panhandling, true straight up like panhandles. Well, see, it turns
out what those are not the only two options.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
No, I understand I'm saying, but the yeah, the lesser
of two evils. It's like if I'm gonna lose, if
I'm gonna give away money, like, let's let's play a
little to do it. Let's play a little fixed shell game.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's still gambling. And God doesn't like that.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Oh God, I'll see that's another star you should go around.
You should be like you know how Shock goes around.
He gets to be like an honorary deputy or what
y Yeah, scoopo, hey yy ju jitsu stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's go get those guys right, and the
ORB was there. I could I could really mess with
them because they can do it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Ride along. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're supposed to be there.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Well we are into another new hour, insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, it's a Thursday morning, pre.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Friday, January the thirtieth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That's Greig Gory. Good morning men us, Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Good morning Woody. There is Gina Grant.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Sammy's here. We got sea bass phones are open. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woody, send us your text over
to two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you
this hour. More from the AVIN Awards, from the Oscars
of Porn, the Adult Video News Awards in Vegas. It's
Morgan talking to some people there playing a round of
Bush or Bear. That's this hour You're on The Woody Show.

(09:24):
And before we get to that, though, we have another
auction item of the day. The money generated by these
auctions generously donated to wildfire relief. You couldn't find a
person with a bigger.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Heart, right, I've tried, and I couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
We all failed. Yeah, gold star for Sea Bass who
was moving to a different place. You know, when you move,
you start purging a bit.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
You shit, all right, And the rule I try to
use is am I gonna move this thing twice?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Okay? Well, the first thing that we had this week,
the very first item was the butt washing toilet seat
from Toto and that went for.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
How much money?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
It was like one forty bucks, so one hundred and
forty bucks. And also that's getting shipped out autographed. Yeah,
I think the guy's gonna come pick it up. Actually,
I think he's local.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh okay, even better. They saved so much on shipping
it doesn't need to pay me for it.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
By the way, the next item sold for a crazy
amount of money considering paid fifty bucks for it.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's six foot stuffed Jesus, stuffed animal Jesus six foot
tall and originally intended for you to put in your
room so kids can.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Talk to it.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Right, Yeah, I don't know if they is it a
limited edition thing? They maybe they don't make it anymore,
or someone.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Was just feeling really generous and wanted to give the
fire relief.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
And then yesterday's item that we debuted for you, it
was the fryer, not like a not like a fry daddy,
like those black round ones that you plug in and
just put on the counter. This is more unwieldy, yes, safe,
actual deep. I think it's probably also the way you
described the two because you're like China's finest. He's a
six liter electric. If it works. Yeah, it's got a

(10:56):
little deep frier basket and.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
The whole thing.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
You want to deep fry stuff on your her top,
this is a way to do it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah. And you know what good thing.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's all going to fire relief because you may require that,
as we mentioned, when you set fire to your house
at a grease fire menace.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
What was the final auction total on this item?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
That would be twenty three dollars and fifty cents, all right,
better than zero, Hey, it's better than the dollar that
all these items start at.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
You know what is the item for today? Item number four?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Today's item is the most expensive. This item originally cost
me about two years ago two thousand dollars two thousand
dollars away. He's got to go outside to get it. Okay, okay,
what could it be for that?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
What is it? Oh my god, I want to bid
on that.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Giant scooter scooter?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
How big old? No, how are you gonna? I didn't
know you had that?

Speaker 6 (11:58):
How is that gonna get shipped?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh well it got to be somehow.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
It's only about seventy pounds.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
That is the Mantis King GT from the fine folks
at Cobo o kaabo. Here's a problem. It doesn't work.
Oh okay, So I bought Ittill a scooter. Yeah, but
here's it probably is very easily fixable. So again, I
bought it for about two grand. The idea was I
was going to use it when I was doing cart
Narcs because it zips around at like forty five miles
an hour.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I think rules.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah, I got and I thought all kinds of light
effects and.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Super fun and mirror shocks. Yeah, it's it's a heavy
duty scooter. But I plugged it in it was all working,
and then I was like, man, is this thing a
pain in the d to haul around?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Especially heavy? Is it?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's like seventy five pounds especially, but I didn't even
have my cyber truck at the time, and so it
never once left my apartment and now when I plugged
it back in to move, it doesn't charge.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Didn't start back to.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Call the company to find out just what the actual solution,
maybe how much it would cost to well, I think
it's going to take taking it to a like your
local scooter store. I'm sure, because if you need to jump.
The problem is the way these things are, you have
to like take take apart the deck on the bottom
and unscrewed. There's a thousand wires in there, and I
don't think it'd be a good idea for me to
do it. So I'm technically selling this quote four parts,

(13:14):
but I bet you a couple hundred bucks it works
just fine. Okay, if you're a scooter person, you know.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
We got this electric scooter that Sea Bass paid two
thousand dollars for.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Never use one for auction.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Today Sea Bass is moving day auction to day and
all the proceeds will go to benefit wildfire victims wildfire relief.
You can get the link right now. It's on the
woodieshow dot com, or we also have it posted for
you on our Instagram store. You got twenty four hours
to make your bid, and then tomorrow morning, Friday morning,
we'll close this one out and then we'll reveal the

(13:48):
final item for the week of auctions, and then you're
gonna have so much more room for activity.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
It's awesome gift to a scooter that might probably work
again exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
If it works perfectly. Bid right out.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, so, so make a bid right now. You can
also find the link on our Instagram story. At the
Woody Show, We'll take a break, we'll come back Morgan's
Bush or Bear Porn Awards edition that is coming up
next year.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
On The Woody Show. Hang on.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
The show well, continuing on with our comprehensive coverage of
the a v NS, the Adult Video News Awards, we
had Sea Bass, which the podcast the uncensored version of
The Worst Day at Work for Porn Stars. That's a
Woodieshow dot com or wherever you get podcasts. You can

(14:37):
find it there also on the Highlight promo. And then
also we have Morgan, who is in here whether it's
this morning, yeah right always and yeah, she was at
the a v NS as well.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
You met us as you fart, No, why are you
covering your nose.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh yeah, do that too, because look at me. I'm
a badass.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
Oh just because I have a fever. Like, come on,
do you have a man up?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Do you do you have an actual fever?

Speaker 8 (15:04):
It's only one hundred though, or it was when I
rule that.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
What do you keep saying you have a fever?

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Tfo?

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Who else is going to do my job?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
We'll figure it out. Are you do you really have
a fever?

Speaker 13 (15:17):
I mean I haven't checked in a while, but I
did you need?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I got?

Speaker 8 (15:21):
I've been taking day.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Quill, loose pills in my pocket. Get the cobo sound
lucas syphilis.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, she got the avian flu.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
I was getting that, yeah but no, but like people
in office drugs, they are there's round of sickness.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
They've been taking out hard.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Yes, strap no virus.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nice closed area anyway, Bush or bear? So what were
your impressions of of the Porn Awards? Was it what
you thought it was going to be because you're your
first time there?

Speaker 8 (15:52):
It was?

Speaker 14 (15:53):
And I wasn't approved to go to the awards, and
I wasn't going to pay for a ticket to go,
so I only went to the expo part.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Which is fine. And I thought you have like a
f and it was like a porn check or something.

Speaker 14 (16:03):
Well she took her husband. Yeah, but the expo, I
mean it was pretty much what I was expecting. It's
just a bunch of booths they're trying to sell you, you know, pills, Tokay,
toys and stuff like toys, tons of toys like silicone
boobies and and and then of course you know, everywhere
you turn there's an almost naked porn star that's signing autograph.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's the main feature of the expos Meet and Greats exactly.

Speaker 14 (16:29):
So the people you see going around meeting all of
them are you know, mostly older, creepy guys. Sea Bess,
I don't know if this is the same for you.
I saw so many wheelchairs by and motorized scooters.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, there's a lot of guys who can't get laid there,
which is why the makes of porn like physically.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I do have a question, has never been on a plane?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Did Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Ever have an after party at your because it seems.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Like you can't hear you. Did you have an after party?

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Were you supposed to have an after party at your suite?

Speaker 15 (16:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh yeah, I had.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I had a fun time in my suite, but you
didn't it buy Morgan for what?

Speaker 15 (17:02):
You know?

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Who did message me? The girl he was.

Speaker 14 (17:05):
Withal Yeah, no communication from Sea Bass, but I was
chatting up his chicks.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I'll tell you who it is. There's the tea there
her in order to make some people want to talk
to you more, especially guys, which we have a segment
coming up later on that it's nice to have a
girl there because if it's just a little Sea Bass
talking to you, that's she's just a yeah sort of
a she's a crowbar to open up.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
The he needed because Morgan wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Oh yeah, you know, was that the was the vibe
that you were getting?

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, because I saw Sea Bass.

Speaker 14 (17:46):
I saw you in the Xpoint Expo at one point,
but you were standing with the girl. She was holding
all your stuff, so I was like, I'm not going
to interrupt her, you know, And you were doing an
interview just.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Like as somebody he brought there like platonically or is
he brought somebody? This was more like a.

Speaker 13 (18:01):
Seems it seems a thing, But what do I know?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Because everyone's dressed ironically and exotically. But again, let's oh, SeaBASS,
wasn't We didn't want to, didn't talk to me. At
dix Bo she sees.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Me and ignores me.

Speaker 14 (18:12):
You were in the middle of an interview, because that'd
lasts like anyway anyways, blowing not out of portion. I
will say she's really cute, So credit to Sebash.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You know that's my style. Okay, well, butcher Bear.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
We've played this a number of times here on the show,
so Morgan, we'll go at different places she was. She
was in the lobby of her apartment building. Yeah, I'm
talking to people there. She's been out in other places
asking women different questions. And then the last question is
always bush or bear. We had to try to guess
are they rocking a bush or is it hardwood floors
down Then that we did say for the purpose of

(18:44):
the game, bush means any kind of pubes down there.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Anything, especially with these ladies whatsoever. And this first person is.

Speaker 14 (18:52):
Who Okay, first one's Daddy May.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Daddy May? All right, bush or bear? Questions?

Speaker 8 (18:58):
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (18:58):
I am Daddy May? Seemed to be me le May.

Speaker 14 (19:01):
If you could change anything about yourself, is there anything
you would change.

Speaker 16 (19:04):
My eye color? I am a fraud. These are not
my eyes. I'm a fraud.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
A color of your.

Speaker 14 (19:10):
Actual eyes, Like, bro, yeah, yeah, what's an absolute deal
breaker in a relationship for you.

Speaker 16 (19:16):
Someone who lacks emotional intelligence?

Speaker 11 (19:19):
You know, like it's one thing to physically be there, but.

Speaker 16 (19:22):
Like if I'm going through something and you can't calm
me down or you can't center me, like, what are
you really burn?

Speaker 8 (19:28):
What is your earliest memory?

Speaker 16 (19:30):
Oh my god, My earliest memory has to be I
almost set my house on fire as a kid. And
it was because I had like a paper towel and
I put it on the candle because I'm a kid
out I'm like, oh, what we'll do? And it just
like it was so quick and it started climbing so quick,
and I threw it.

Speaker 11 (19:46):
I threw it at my uncle who was sleeping on
the couch.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
She now, I'm nuts, totally normal, right.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
If an adult can't calm me another adult down, then
what are they good for? Like, bitch, calm yourself down.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
He's a she's a firebug.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Where they have firebugg emotional basket cave?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
What will this do? Uh huh?

Speaker 16 (20:07):
Like almost at his face he woke the Oh my god,
it was still bad. I didn't get in trouble we needed.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
And the laugh, that's the laugh of a crazy person.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I have my answer.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
What's your biggest quirk?

Speaker 11 (20:19):
I like making paper cups?

Speaker 8 (20:22):
What do you mean last?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Like?

Speaker 11 (20:24):
Oh yeah, over got me and stuff.

Speaker 16 (20:26):
I can make paper cups and I just I do
that with receipts I do with napkins. I literally give
me like a piece of paper and that's what I
will do with it.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Me and the foot stuff is hot, it's hot. Do
you make a lot of money just from feet stuff?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Like?

Speaker 17 (20:37):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (20:38):
Like honestly, like my feet are my biggest sellers.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
And I love my ass more and it pisses me off.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
How often do you get a pedicure every week?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (20:47):
I gotta frize different colors.

Speaker 16 (20:48):
I'm a French tip girl, so like the friendships are
different colors every week and it's so cute.

Speaker 14 (20:52):
Okay, well, last question for you down below? Are you
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Okay, Medice, you said you were already locked in on
this one. What you guess first? Totally totally bare easy?

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Agree?

Speaker 13 (21:02):
I think Bear.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, this chick is super high maintenance, which again weekly pedicures.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Tip, keep it clean?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Tell me that she does all that and then doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
That's why I'm thinking there's some kind of like landing design. Yeah,
like like you know, maybe shaved into a her.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's that may have happened at one point, something like
if you're always going after it, it takes a while
to grow that back.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm going mega Bear, Mega bear.

Speaker 11 (21:24):
All right.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
You guys convinced me Bear.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
All right, So I'm on Bush Island.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
Yeah your favorite?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
All right, daddy may let's find out downblow.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Are you Bush or Bear Bear?

Speaker 16 (21:34):
I respect the Bush though, especially like when they have
like the designs.

Speaker 11 (21:37):
Oh my god, it's so cool.

Speaker 14 (21:39):
One of my coworkers she uses like a stencil so
like for Christmas. She did like the stencil of a
Christmas tree with her hair.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
I love that for her.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, I don't get that. That's what you told us.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Yeah, no I did not.

Speaker 15 (21:53):
There.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's been a thing, That's what Moyan said.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
You were talking about, Sammy, Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 12 (21:57):
Has been pushing this weird line ever and I don't
know why.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
It's so strange.

Speaker 13 (22:03):
It just comes up when I'm talking to these ladies.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's silly.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I thought you were like sitting on the couch watching
like Hallmark movies like shaving a Christmas tree into yourself.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
It's definitely a conversation at one.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
Point that has nothing to do with me until you
started saying I just think it's weird because the thing
is that nobody knows it's not true, and Morgan.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Just says it it is. It's so crazy, Samy Marino.

Speaker 13 (22:27):
Jeez, wow, I won't do it for the next time.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
So trapnel, all right, Bush or bear. This next person
is Cat Marie.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
All right, tell me your name.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
I am Cat Marie.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
How long have you been in the industry?

Speaker 11 (22:41):
Over ten years?

Speaker 18 (22:42):
On the amateur side of things, I produced my own content,
but I just went through about a year and a
half ago.

Speaker 14 (22:49):
How long is a normal workday for you when you're
doing a shoot.

Speaker 18 (22:52):
The shortest shoot I've had has been like four hours,
and then I've been on side for nine before as well.
They treat you like royalty. It's it's not like it
used to be at all.

Speaker 14 (23:03):
If you could participate in one historical event that's happened
in the world, which one would it be.

Speaker 18 (23:08):
Oh, I don't know if it's historical, but I absolutely
love Princess Diana and the moment that she stepped out
in her revenge dress like I would have just wanted
to see that, the empowerment, like the smile on her face,
the just the power of it all.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
What's your love language?

Speaker 18 (23:26):
It is definitely words of affirmation. I love to be
told him a good girl, boy.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Unlocked in Oh boy, I didn't even know there was
such a thing as the revenge dress.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh yeah, I heard it. I'm looking it up.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
It's some black things she wore with some giant choker.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, in the royal world. You know how you were
bagging me and I'm all hot. I'm still hot.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
What's your favorite quote?

Speaker 11 (23:55):
God, there's so many. I don't care what you think
of me. I don't think about you at all.

Speaker 14 (24:00):
Wording to you, is there anything too serious to be
joked about?

Speaker 18 (24:02):
I think you know, women's choice on their bodies is
probably not something we should be joking about. And the
poverty of other third world countries, like I don't like
to see that one I do with mine. It's just
kind of iggy.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
And one last question for you down below, are you
bush or bear?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
No sea beast?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
What's your favorite third world country joke? Well, there's those
all the eight Ethiopia jokes from the eighties that are
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh well we have one. It's
not third world the Tony Hitchcliff joke he got in
trouble for with Puerto Rico. That's not third world necessarily.
See what's a good third.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Good third world country joke?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Think about that.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
While while we're going around the room, here are so
on on Kat, Marie Bush or Bear. This time we'll
start with Greg Gorey. I'm also going Bear again.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Bear.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah, just getting that vibe. Okay, uh, Gina Gran.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I think she kind of was like a little more
feminist and maybe kind of environmentally attuned, So I'm going Bush.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
I just said like words of affirmation. Yeah, that's like
a you know, total like hippie dippy but you're right
on that.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
And then she starts talking about world affairs and things
like that.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yeah, all those and blessed Like her thing is something
from the eighties, so it's eighties Bush, Oh, eighties.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, I'm not even thinking about you know, Diana. Yeah,
I mean the Princess Diana thing. But then, as I know,
you're gonna get slanted on this. The Revenge Dress technically
was ninety four. That was after of course she had already.
You know, Charles has been cheating on her.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I'm not saying she's got like hairy armpits and legs
and stuff like that, but uh something, Yeah, Sammy, what.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Do you think?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
I think?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Bear?

Speaker 11 (25:37):
Bear?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, I'm going I'm going bush.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Again, right, words of affirmation, going bush, the old affair,
third world country joke. Yes, please, I like my coffee
like I like my wives in a third world country
at a reasonable price.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
All right, here's kat Marie down below. Are you bush
or bear?

Speaker 11 (25:57):
Definitely a bush?

Speaker 18 (25:58):
It's like, yeah, yeah, it's been different styles, you know,
different shapes here and there. But then I shave occasionally,
but I mostly keep it, keep it fuzzy.

Speaker 14 (26:10):
So different shapes that you mean like landing strip or
or do you get creative with the Yeah.

Speaker 18 (26:14):
Sometimes it's been a heart, it's been a triangle like
it just depends.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
The boys love to rub their nose in it.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Oh interesting, or around Christmas maybe a Christmas tree and
you're watching Homewark movies.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
I don't know someone that does that though, No, you
sure don't.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
You sure don't. Let's get another one. This is a
Van Awards. The Oscars have porn the bush Er Bear round.
This is Lee Gotti.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
All right, what's your name?

Speaker 11 (26:40):
Leeah Gotty?

Speaker 14 (26:41):
Hey, hey, can't help, but notice your pregnant? Yeah, you
have any content with your belly?

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I got pregnant at work. That's got to happen, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
I think there are people that are into that.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
I'm saying, but they get pregnant the job.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I saw this porn on one time about that and
women who were like would breastfeed dudes and it was
called lactose and tolerant.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Oh, so I.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Know people do this.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
All right, what's your name Leah Gotti? Hey, hey, you
can't help, but notice your pregnant? You have any content
with your belly?

Speaker 9 (27:15):
So I don't shoot like sex while pregnant, but I
do like nude artsy stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to tell.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
Someone that I don't want to be their friend anymore?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
How they take it?

Speaker 9 (27:29):
Usually people just take it pretty bad. To relieve you
just gotta lay aw, sorry, I don't like you because
of this, this and this, I can't be your friend anymore.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Just tell him straight.

Speaker 14 (27:38):
Up, what's the best decision you ever made?

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Marrying my husband?

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (27:43):
He's right next to her smiling.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
Yeah, how's it feel having your husband here with all
your you know, fans trying to take pictures with you
as ever?

Speaker 11 (27:50):
Get weird?

Speaker 9 (27:51):
No, I wouldn't be able to do it, Like if
he wasn't here, it's like a security blanket, Like I
feel anxious, Like if I'm.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Like alone, what's your biggest fear letting my kids down?

Speaker 11 (28:02):
Yeah, that's why I would make us.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, wow, awake and.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Kids plural?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, get ready, get ready for that conversation at some
point at school, is she talking.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
About semen or like actual kids?

Speaker 15 (28:17):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Actual? I mean, we'll get to it. She already has kids.
I do a good job. So do they know what
kind of work you do?

Speaker 19 (28:23):
No?

Speaker 20 (28:23):
So I mean, like my kids know that I'm a model,
and I feel like once they get older, like probably
like sixteen ish, I'll have conversations of like more what
I do, because.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
That's whenever or maybe younger I don't know.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Like fourteen or fifteen, because kids will start exploring, so
you gotta kind of like prepare them, like really monitor
internet usage and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Good luck, mommy. Remember when you used to say to
her model, was it vogue?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Or was it.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
People, and everybody has the best of intentions too, But
we were all kids and we were looking at stuff
through scrambled cable. Now kids they you know what, what
was the line from Jurassic Park? Nature finds a way?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Good luck?

Speaker 9 (29:03):
And my daughter knows, like my oldest saughter knows that
I work for adults. So like the content I make
is for grown ups only. I don't like talk to
her like she's stupid?

Speaker 8 (29:12):
How old is her daughter?

Speaker 9 (29:13):
I have a seven year old and I have a
three year old, so you know, keeping an age appropriate conversation?

Speaker 18 (29:18):
Right?

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Do you believe in an afterlife? There better be something?
Because like, what how are you doing all this one?
Hopefully there's a heaven. I'm going, Wow, are you bush
or Bear?

Speaker 19 (29:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
He'll be there.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I'm in porn for for heaven?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, yeah, I heard, I heard God loves porn. Actually,
big fan? You many being friends with this lady?

Speaker 15 (29:39):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Wouldn't she like? How do they take it when they
say when you say you don't want to be the friend?

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Relieved?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Have big exhaleike y.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I always question the guys who end up in relationships
or in this case, married to somebody who does porn
or even like a stripper. Yeah, like I understand quote
dating more hanging out like casual, you know, just like
slam buddies.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
So, yeah, does she Because some people only make porn
with their partner husband.

Speaker 14 (30:07):
She only does girl on girls since she's been with him.
This is actually my friend, Oh, this is my good friends.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
So if she said to you, like Morgan, I don't
want to be your friend anymore, you would be hurt
because she's a normal person.

Speaker 14 (30:20):
I don't think I would be hurt. No, because I'm
kind of the same way, pretty picky.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
But she doesn't go around telling people they don't know
she doesn't want to be their friend.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
No, okay, all right, have you seen her badge area
like in person?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, you would have to ask her. Can we can
verify this?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
I mean, yeah, you can look it up.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, here's the thing. Pregnancy definitely complicates this.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, yeah, agreed, I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
Yeah, Bush on account of pregnant.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
So she said something in the very beginning, it was
like she's earthy. She said something like that. I forget
the word she used. Maybe it was her I don't
remember exactly what it was, but yeah, she said. Now
she said something towards me. I'm gonna I'm going bush
on this one. Yeah, yeah, Menace Bear also.

Speaker 12 (31:01):
Like modeling, doing artsy modeling as a pregnant woman.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Artsy, that's what she said.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Yea artsy.

Speaker 12 (31:07):
But that to me seems like a clean shaven sort
of job, or like wax or something, you know.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Like the black and white photos.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I gotta ask, do you do this the waxing salons
offer that service to pregnant women or they just say, hey,
I'm not I'm not touching it while that's going on.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
No, they'll do it.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I think some women prepare before they go and want
to rip it out because I don't want to go
in there looking all like disheveled, right, you know, they
want to clean and tight hill the nurses.

Speaker 12 (31:35):
And she has a husband to help her out with
that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I'm going to say, Bear Bear.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Husbands help out with that. Yes, I've heard.

Speaker 12 (31:41):
I have heard of husbands shaving their lives.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh boy, I know.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I was shocked to I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I mean maybe I would, I'd be maybe i'd be
too worried about Yeah, yeah, exactly all right. So Leah
got a bush or bear or bear?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
So I mean normally bush, but I'm bear right now
because like I get really sweaty because I'm pregnant.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
More hair down there, the more hot it is.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
I don't really want to have a stinky bush.

Speaker 20 (32:12):
I like let it grow, and it's getting pretty hard
where I can't see it, so soon I'm gonna have
to start getting at wax. I'm sitting really awkward in
the bath of like just like, oh, please don't cut
the cloth, like.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
Shave nice for your morning.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Yeah, normally, Well, we're gona take a quick break. We'll
come back butcher bear. But that continues next after the
break here on the Woody Show, Hang on.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
More Woody Show Show.

Speaker 15 (32:39):
Next The Woody Show continuing on a couple more for
Bush or Bear from the A v And Awards, the
Porn Awards in Vegas where Morgan and Sea Baths both were.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
And so this is where Morgan is talking to a
couple of the ladies they're at the a v Ends
and ask him just series of questions, the last one
being bush or Bear. Here's somebody named Raven.

Speaker 8 (33:04):
What's your name?

Speaker 15 (33:05):
Dravid?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Ruby Rose? How much money do you make with your feet?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
A lot?

Speaker 11 (33:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, they plebling of one hundred dollars for a fee
video maybe ten minutes playing with my feet, trying to
make them look sexy, putting lotion on them.

Speaker 14 (33:17):
What's one thing that you're super proud of accomplishing.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I'm proud that I've became a successful cam model.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
What did you do before? I worked as a cancer
researcher for Wow?

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
The departure model.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, a model cam models like the camp cancer research.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
There's actually women live stream there's a whole My Free
Cams is a big sponsor. They have like dozens of girls.
Now they can't take their clothes off, but they're live
streaming from the av MS. M M okay, you might
have been live streaming when I.

Speaker 21 (33:49):
Was talking to do They still do that thing where
they're like, you could live in a house that's just
like a cam house.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
It's like a warehouse that they look like bedrooms, right.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Because I'm to find one try to switch.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, it definitely is. This is a lot of fun
though more if I'm in cancer research.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 14 (34:07):
What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to tell someone?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Sometimes people ask for something unusual, like they'll say, can
you do a video show with me while you're poopy.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Or something like that.

Speaker 20 (34:20):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I'm not gonna do a boop play show or anything,
so I'm maybe telling him no to the poop show.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
What's your earliest memory.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
In life in general? Probably maybe when I lived in
North Carolina, just living there and being younger.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
Playing stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (34:42):
Yeah, do you think there's anything too serious to be
joked about?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't get offended easily, so I let people be
themselves and say whatever they want to say. I don't
want people to feel like they're walking on eggshells.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
So do you believe in an afterlife? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I'm kind of just generally screw I like listen to
meditations and stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
What makes you feel vulnerable?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Well, being naked doesn't really make me feel that vulnerable
since I'm naked all the time doing this. Maybe if
someone comes up to me and starts making out with
me while I'm here, Oh, that would make me feel Yeah,
I would hate that really yesterday?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
All right?

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Last question for you? Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Like, just randomly someone's gonna walk up.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Don't do that that someone did it to her at
the expo.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Well, I'm not surprised. Guys there, you know you have
to have to sign all away. But when you when
you go into the expo, every single person has to
sign something. Say, I'm not gonna molest the girls. I
don't think every guy takes How should she hate money?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
That she will not do shows where she's pooping easy
taking one hundred dollars ten minutes for the flip video.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
And make money doing what you're doing already. Yeah, if
you all right, last one? Bush or Bear?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
What do you think? Greg?

Speaker 21 (35:59):
Say Bush? The what I got from her voice is
that she's sloppy and lazy. Yeah, she sounds.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Kind of sounds special.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, she sounds very slow and sloppy.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Takes all kinds.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
She's a cancer researcher.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, I will say Bear on this one.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I'm getting Bear. And I thought maybe because of the
medical thing, like the beginning scrubbed, scrubbing or whatever, like
if you're the lab.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
You know, like that's our old life, that's life. I'm going.
I'm going Bush.

Speaker 15 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
She went from like lab clean to just like in
the streets filthy.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I've talked about spirituality and stuff. Yeah, that's all right, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I think bear beard.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Bush with a design, bush with a design.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
All right, let's find out Raven Ruby Rose.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm bear right now.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
But I had a huge bush before I came here,
so I shaved them, like, shaved that effing bush. I
sent my mom a picture of my She's like, you
better shave that before aban And so I was debating
one of them or the bush or shaved.

Speaker 11 (37:05):
But I noticedaw the role.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
So I was like, don't have your bush showing in
a bikinis.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Like, okay, I'll shave it.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
So your mom is the one that convinced you to share.
I was like, please shave that.

Speaker 11 (37:15):
She was like huge.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I have like a black bush, like I'm dark hair,
huge black bush. And I was just doing it to
be goofy when I was dreaming, like, oh you'd like
my bush.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
You know, like you send pictures like that's your mom
a lot.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, my mom knows I'm a cam model and she's
watching me work and stuff and she's really supportive.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Kind of give it to Greg on that one.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, she sloppy and slow. So she said huge bush.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Also, you better not disappoint the family and shave that bush.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
But she said right now that she's That's why I
was asking about that last one because by the rules,
it bears the correct answer.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, but only because she knew that she had to
wear a bikini. Yeah, it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
See, I would think like like maybe if you're a
little uptight, like you're fine showing your booze, but you're
a little uptight about showing down below, like you would
have a bush because it would like cover up more
you couldn't see like your you know, lips and stuff
right right, you know.

Speaker 13 (38:05):
But Geena, Sammy, have you'all ever seen a picture of
your vagina?

Speaker 8 (38:09):
To your mom?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
To no, it's your mom.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
I can't say that I ever had.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I got the cutest design. You should see it.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
What do you think about playboy bunny y?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah? Mom, is this cat? This one's complicated. It's a corkscrew.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
The show's fucked.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
It's like just these fat people standing there.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Who are you fard knockers?

Speaker 11 (38:31):
This is the Woody Show, Hey be the.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I still got a Woody and we're underway.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Thursday morning, a free Friday. It's January the thirtieth,
twenty twenty five. My name's Woody. His name would be
Greg Gory. Hei to his right is Menace.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Hello. Everybody to his left is Gene.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
We got Sammy, we got sea Bass. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four, Wooding, you can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven end of
what I think is the longest January in history.

Speaker 21 (39:16):
Yes, I've been asking everybody around here if they feel
the same way, and everybody says yes.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Well, okay, So keep in mind how this whole thing started.
Right coming back after a holiday break. For anybody, things
drag at least for like the first week or so
until you kind of get back into your group. But
think about so you had that to contend with, of course,
But on New Year's Eve or New Year's Day was
the New Orleans thing where the guy barreled down Bourbon

(39:43):
Street and killed all those people. Yeah, then he had
the thing in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Then you had all the wildfires breakout in southern California.
And I remember earlier in the month as we were talking,
It's like, dude, it's January seventh.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I know what is going on?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
What is this year in the severe weather throughout Texas.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
It just like things. It's been a crazy month, but
all that stuff that you just mentioned feels like four months.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Ago, exactly ages ago.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Yeah, but that's but that's how it started. So by
the seventh everybody was exhausted. Oh yeah, it's the end
of the month. But we have here on the Woody Show,
of course, the Woodies Show Employee of the Month Award
for January. Somebody's got to win it. They're gonna win
a sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Dollars cash prize.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Awesome and a beautiful new plaque that will proudly get
hung in the Woodies Show office. And the Employee of
the Year for last year was bored he won. So
it's whoever has it's whoever has the most employee of
the month wins. At the end of the year will
be the Employee of the Year and win a one
month salary bonus, which which board got. What'd you do

(40:49):
with that money? Have you sucked it away? Did you
do anything?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Coold?

Speaker 5 (40:51):
You buy some Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Cards or.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I didn't buy any of that.

Speaker 22 (40:56):
I put it to the side because I am planning
to move very very soon, right smart, So I have
it ready to go whenever that happens. I still need
to get out of my crappy ass apartment. They've been
living in for a year and a half, all right,
And he.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Was so excited about that apartment when he moved in
because the other one was even worse. Yeah, they the
water pipe water are stolen. And then after I moved out,
I was telling them there was leaks in the building.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Well guess what.

Speaker 22 (41:20):
The hallway outside of my apartment flooded into my old apartment.
And then I moved into this one. The windows robusted.
A loud guy lives upstairs, and it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
I think it just came up with a great idea.
You know what you should do, and everybody can save money.
You should move in with Sea Bass. Oh it'll be
like the TV show Friends where all the friends are
living together, right yeah, yeah, just get a big enough
place Sea Bass and then have Bart and his wife
and his guinea pigs.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
All movement money, Joey and Chandler and Monica instead of monkeys.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Think of the savings, guys.

Speaker 22 (41:54):
I have already gone blood pressure issues this past year.
I don't I don't need to drop dead.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Think of all the conversations you'd have.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Yeah, all the cool dinners.

Speaker 22 (42:03):
So joking around your day, did you get any tens
or aboves or threes or lower?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I mean seas? Think about like how cool your place
should look with all the toys all all, yeah, all
the figurine.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
That's what chiery because the transformers garbage on the walls.

Speaker 14 (42:17):
They do.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
They're fine with the six foot stuff. Jesus, that's true,
and was tucked away. Yeah, and a and a bench
in your shower so you can poop in there, stool.
Don't forget his mural on the wall. Oh yeah, the
mural really cool? Okay, So this was that.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That was during one of my parties, my cocktail parties.
Some artists, I guess, had been inspired by my story
of hooking up with two porn stars and painted a
mural of me.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Inspired you commission it? I think some guy like was
you know, some rando, like, oh my god, what a
great story that is.

Speaker 21 (42:50):
I need to Yeah, okay put in that's what the
artist story was.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Just a speaking of that, I showed Greg yesterday my
ten by ten foot mural of myself naked. Yeah from college.
Remember I told you I was a nude model and
I found a picture of it. I was like, what
us this great?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
And he thought it was great, It's very nice.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
That's sexual harassment.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yeah, I sexually harassed you to look at it.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
It's just dudes showing, you know, women pictures and saying stuff.

Speaker 15 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
I was like, look how perky I used to be.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'm a safe space.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
It's a painting, not a photograph. It's not a charcoal charcoal.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Like what if your French girls?

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Can you tell that it's you?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Or I think so?

Speaker 6 (43:37):
I mean I'm asleep. I always slept on the floor
during these classes.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
I had a space heater and a pillow, and I
was like, just wake me up when you guys.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Are doing that's interesting drawing sleeping.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Yeah, because I didn't want to stand the whole time.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
That's exceptionally that's like Manna's late level lazy. Yeah, I'm
going to watch you while you sleep.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
If I get paid for.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
I had to do this in school a lot with
the you were nude model with the new models, because
you know, I went to art school, art college, and
but our models would like get up on top of
tables and pose.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
You all kind of.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Okay, Okay, you think that's a joke, but I will
never forget this dude who was like at the time
in his late thirties, so like a full on adult
who was doing this. And he got up and I
was the I saw this in one of the classrooms.
He bought a baseball mitt and he was totally naked,
and I'm just gonna have to demonstrate it for you.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Okay, So she's standing up because.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
You can hit your own poses. And that's why I
worked smarter, not harder, and said can I sleep? And
he bent over so his butt is to the class
and he took the catcher's.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Mitt and he just looked like this, okay, oh yeah,
so bent over his bee hole showing.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
To the catcher smit in between his legs, and he's smiling.
And that's how he stayed the entire class, and that's
how he forced them to paint him.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
No, they didn't stand up too fast. Yeah, there's all
kinds of crazy stuff. And then it was like old
man balls. Some time, you're going to be like young people,
because if you look at your local art college, they
will have listings they want nude models.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
And so I know a guy who did it menace
know some men.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
But then yeah, and then you get a couple of
like perky freshmen and you're like, thank god.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
So getting getting back to the topic here, who gets
your Who gets your vote for Employee the Month this month?
I'm going with Morgan, all right.

Speaker 22 (45:26):
She started off the month strong with the Cabo trip,
going on that, bringing back all the content from that,
multiple trips to UFC, Dares for Dollars with the Lego
walk AVN audio, and she's currently sick and still working and.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
She's been back to me up all week.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I guess as orders, by the way, what's in suppordination?

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Well, I mean because yeah, I've always said, like you
got a fever, don't come in.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
No one ever told me that rule.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
If you hear the show. We said that on the air.
That's always more important in her defense.

Speaker 22 (45:55):
In her defense though, we are already a person down,
so if we lose another person, it's not like Sea
Bass for anybody like that. It's actually gonna pick up
the slack and help out here. So I appreciate her
coming in still helping out. Okay, Morgan, who gets your
vote Employee.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Of the month.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
I'm going menace this month because He's helped me with
a lot of stuff. He did the hot shots stuff,
did a good job editing that video. He puts a
lot of hours in to go to UFC stuff with me,
and like that's my thing, you know, So I all
that and then.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
I'm just I've just learned a lot. But I've learned
a lot from him.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Trust me.

Speaker 14 (46:28):
I don't want to be here, guys, so you can
get out of me all you want. You're going to
talk trash if I leave. But yeah, he just makes
me a better producer, which makes the show better.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Menace to get your vote, I mean, you can't deny
all Morgan's content. And then I got I know you're
trying to tempt me, Sea Bass, and you you're always
in like my top spot for running.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
He's handing more than pizza, such a feed and let
to sit there.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna go morgana Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
You get your vote, Sea Bass. You can't vote for yourself.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
One time you got it.

Speaker 18 (47:08):
And you you.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Declined is to get it and then shove it back
in your face.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Okay what uh?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Gina Morgan hands down, She's worked her ass off and
there was even a point where she thought she'd have
to sleep at the studio and she's sick and she's
doing her job, and I really.

Speaker 21 (47:24):
Respect her, all right, Greg Gory, Yeah, I was leaning
Morgan as well. The Cabo thing I think shouldn't be
looked at as, oh, look what you did for work.
I mean, you went on a free, awesome trip and
had have sex and because.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Of your job that you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
She didn't.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
She doesn't go to Cabo unless she works here, right.

Speaker 21 (47:41):
So I don't view that as a sacrifice. But it
was good content, Okay, it's it's it's a good story.
And the sick thing breaking that rule too, but she
apparently didn't know about it. But it's been a lot
of Morgan.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
And she's everybody else's problem because she's in a studio
next to ours, in here with us, she tries to
she's in a studio next to you.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Always come in here wanting to kiss people.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I know you're always licking everything.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
All right, Sammy, who gets your vote?

Speaker 12 (48:08):
I think you m I I've been debating for a
very long time.

Speaker 11 (48:12):
I will go with Morgan.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
I was gonna go with Bort because Bort's been doing
a lot on his own because, as you remember Caroline
left job. Yeah, and there's not someone else there helping him,
and he does so much. But Morgan has also been
doing so much of going to the a v NS
and getting all the audio outside of here and doing
that kind of stuff. So I will go with Morgan,

(48:37):
but I want to go with both, and we do
like Morgan and Morgan.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Get it's one vote, Mans, do you have a legit vote?

Speaker 19 (48:44):
Not?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Not really?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Okay, Vaughn. Can somebody ask Vaughan please just to engage
that Sea Bess vote is rich to Maran, I accept
that Sea.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Bass just wants to make things complicated.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
That's not the Sea Bess.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I know that's what he wants to do. He's just
something to Maz.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I go through the motions, going through the motions you
work here, Like who would you say did the best
job this month? It's a simple question, Greg, you think, Greg?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (49:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
God damn it? Ponder have I.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Told you this istidation trophy? It is not who did
the best job, it's that participation, who did the best job?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
What do you vote for?

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Sammy oh Bord?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Who is it?

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Vaughansa's Morgan Morgan?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
All right? He's not being difficult no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Right, can we just like cut sea best of my
cable at this point?

Speaker 15 (49:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I mean you know he's he's who he is and
he's special. Very yeah, all right, Well who do you
think should get the award? You could text over to
to nine eight seven, Well now to tomorrow who win
the sixty nine dollars and have another plaque with their
awesome picture on it?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Again text over or you can leave us message in
the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the show.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Yeah, this is a show.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
How about some of the trending news headlines for this
morning Gina grad Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
And American Airlines flight from Wichita, Kansas collided with an
Army black Hawk helicopter and plunged into the Potomac River
last night.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
This is such a sad story. I don't know how
the hell this happens, but it looked.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Like in reverse, it looked like the helicopter went into.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
The well exactly.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Crash happened near Ronald Reagan International or National Airport in Arlington, Virginia,
when flight fifty three forty two collided with a black
Hawk that was doing a training mission.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
The black Hawk collided with the American Airlines plane.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
The jet had sixty four people on board. Helicopter had
three soldiers. No survivors found. All flights immediately grounded, and
the airport was quickly shut down and is expected to
be closed until at least five am tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
I thought they had a couple of people that they
got out of the river and to the hospital.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Really, I'm looking.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
At it says no survivors expected after mid air collision.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Okay yuas On one of the reports that I heard
this morning driving in, it was very early. There was
a report that they had gotten a couple of people
to the hospital, but that no nowhere on their condition
or everything else. I'm like, that's surprising considered when you
watch the video. There's a video from like this observation camera,
but you see it's a big bright light and that's
the American Airlines plane, and then there's the smaller light

(51:22):
behind it, and it's going toward the American Airlines splan
which is lined up ready for a nice easy landing
there at Reagan National and then this black Hawk helicopter
just flies right into it. Now, according to one of
the reports, the black Hawk helicopter is told to go
around behind the plane traffic, But there was another plane

(51:43):
a little bit higher altitude from that. So the question
is where did they think that the tower meant that
plane or the one that was coming. But how do
you look out the windows and see in a helicopter,
you could make a pretty evasive maneuver, especially those black
Hawk helicopters. How I just I don't know how that happens.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Well, they're trying to figure that out. This is the
deadliest aviation disaster in this country since November two thousand
and one. And we have some comments from a press
conference held this morning at one am Eastern.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, but by the way, stop, I'm looking at the
news right now on the Screensa's American Airlines Jet Clydes
with yeah, No, it's not the way around Army helicopter.
Clydes with right, Yeah, it's certainly it's certainly Yeah, it's
certainly their fault. Yeah, here's the here's the clip here.

Speaker 19 (52:30):
This evening, at eight forty eight, an alert was sounded
initiating a large regional response to a report of an
aircraft crash.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
On approach to the airport.

Speaker 19 (52:39):
At eight fifty eight. The first units arrived on the
scene and found an aircraft in the water and began
rescue operations. This incident has growing. There's a currently about
three hundred responders working, so it's a highly complex operation.
The conditions out there are extremely rough.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Yeah, because there's ice on.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
The Potomic Twindy. It's dark.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I mean we also so see the video that we
see is from the front of the plane, so it
does look very very bright because headlights whatever. But I'm
from the side view at night. How bright does that look?
I don't Still you can see an aircraft, it's lit up.
You could see the lights in front of you. Like,
I just I don't know how that happens. The other think,

(53:20):
with these black Hawk helicopters, they don't have flight recorders.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Really, yeah, so they're gonna have to piece a bunch
of stuff together.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I heard this guy.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
He was a he's a former he's retired now, but
he's an NTSB investigator. So he's the guy they would
send out to figure out what happened in these things, right,
And I mean it's crazy how they can figure out,
you know, details without that stuff. He said, they will
be able to do it, but it's gonna take it's
gonna take a minute.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
And your question earlier Apparently they've recovered twenty seven bodies,
but no one's there's no survivors.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Yeah, because the plane ended up in the river.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Right and again freezing cold, windy, horrible, horrible conditions.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
And there was a figure skating team, yeah, figure skating.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Yeah, they said, a couple of world class figure skaters
from I forget where they're from. It's a couple of
international skaters. A little on that they were coming back.
There was like some skating conference, right, I believe that
they were at.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Well, Trump's first official legislation happened yesterday when he signed
the Lake and Riley Act in a lot. This act
requires illegal immigrants accused of theft and violent crimes to
be automatically detained. That bill won support on both sides
of the aisle in the House and the Senate. And
if you don't remember the name, Lake and Riley was
that twenty two year old nursing student from Georgia. She
went for a jog, got kidnapped and murdered by an

(54:37):
illegal immigrant. Last year.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Her mom spoke at the ceremony yesterday for the signing,
and man, like your heart breaks for you can hear
you can hear the pain in her.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Voice to talk about can't imagine, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I can't imagine, you know, as a parent losing a
child like that. But then in that way, right, yeah,
and now you're standing there and you know it's this
whole thing that you're named.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
After, your name as a beacon change.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah. But me, I felt so bad for her yesterday
way she closed her speech with I hope that Lacan's
life can save live. Yes, I thought that was so
moving well.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Signing the Lake and Riley Act, President Trump says he
plans to send up to thirty thousand illegal immigrants to
detention facilities at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as part of his
campaign to mass deport immigrants who've committed crimes. Trump signed
an order telling the military and border security folks to
get ready to deal with migrants. He's been talking about
doing this for a while. Now he's making it official.

(55:30):
And you have to say goodbye to or some of
your trustee. Starbucks orders for some of you soon because
they're getting rid of a bunch of stuff on the menu.
The CEO says there is going to be roughly thirty
percent of a reduction in both food and beverages soon,
but he didn't say which items are on the chopping
block just yet. However, the CEO hasn't exactly been shy

(55:51):
about the Starbucks menu becoming quote overly complex. So this
is a big campaign to just streamline the coffeehouse simplify.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Yeah, exactly. Another piece of food news, by the way news.
So from now through Sunday, Burger King is celebrating one
dollar cheeseburger week. Oh hell yeah, Greg, you can only
get it by being a Royal Perks member on the
BK app.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, get on that app. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
And this year's Super Bowl commercials are going for a
record price. The highest value slots are going for as
much as what do you think for thirty percent of airtime?
Thirty seconds of airtime?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Thirty millions.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Thirty second for thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I don't remember what it was last year either, three
point five. I know it's millions and millions and millions
of dollars. I thought it was three. I'll say four
point one down for ten, I'll go super high.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
Well, let's try eight million dollars thirty seconds. That's up
about five hundred grand from last year.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I guess they're predicting more people are going to tune
in for Taylor swift.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
Well, a spokesperson for Fox who's airing the game, says
this year's Super Bowl has seen a lot lot of
new advertisers looking to get in the game, and they're
expecting an audience around one hundred and twenty million this year,
and that's about the same as last year. It's just
the real estate's more expensive.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Yeah, you hear a lot more people saying they're not
really interested in the game, but there's plenty of times
where people watch who aren't interested in the game.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
It's Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, I watch it.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I don't know, you know what I don't like, and.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I'm curious to get what you think about it.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
How do you feel about all the commercials getting released
before the game?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I don't want to do it for years. We all
hate it, but it feels like it doesn't impact as much.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
That was one of the things that you would tune
in for exactly this is.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
It's the dumbest thing I have ever decided to do.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Just do what I do and tune into the puppy
bawl and stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I feel like they get less chatter about it, you know,
like the excitement. No it is, it's like a and
I'm not a big spoiler guy. I'll look up spoilers
for movies and TV shows. But for whatever reason, I
can't explain it. I know it's like it's conflicting.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
But it's like the debut I don't like.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I don't like the spoiler aspect. Because of course, I'm
always interested to watch the game as a football fan,
as a sports fan, like, I'm always interested to watch
the game itself, no matter who's playing.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
It's a super Bowl, but regardless.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
The other part of that was always the commercials and
just waiting to see what it was going to be.
Now they come on and go, oh this one, Yeah,
I either heard about it or you've already seen it.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I don't like I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I don't like it.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
That's why I avoid them.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
I've been avoiding all of them. I won't watch them.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
I'm gonna sign an executive order. Oh with this big
fat black marker right here that says no more of that.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
He doesn't like it.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
You'll see it's it's simply symbolic because we're not legislating here,
thank you, but I believe that's the way it should be. Yeah,
here agree in the text, yes or no to nine
eighty seven, do you think we should have a ban
on releasing super Bowl commercials before the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Over to two two nine eight seven. Well that's what's
going on with all right, Thank you very much, Ginagrad.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
He'll be right back.

Speaker 11 (59:01):
She wants a d and she's going to get one.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Hi, welcome back dude.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
One of the uh, I'll tell you one of the
clips of the week. I thought this is so funny.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
And you know, we have a blooveheit relationship with doctor Phil.
We love to talk about doctor Phil, but we hate
to be so rough on Sea Bass and the cart
and arts.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Oh, he's on the wrong side of history.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
He's on the wrong side of history there.

Speaker 19 (59:23):
Now.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
I don't know if you saw the story earlier in
the week, but doctor Phil went out with some of
the ice agents and was part of the roundup of
illegals to deport them, because that's what doctor Phil does
right anyway, And then John Stewart talked about it when
he was hosting on Money on the Daily Show.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
For God's sakes, his deportation orders are so popular.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
They have collapse TV personality.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
Doctor Phil tagged along on a Chicago raid.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
You've never Phil? To Phil?

Speaker 11 (59:58):
Yeah, how do you know me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
No, I've seen I've seen a Doctor Phil you know
on TV?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
How do you know me?

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
You've been in one thing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
How do you know I'm doctor Phil? Because you're on
the Doctor Phil Show. You're doctor Phil?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
How do you know me?

Speaker 20 (01:00:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Why aren't you in Good Fellas? No, doctor Pell, I
know that little egghead anywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
No bold mustache, Southern drawl.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Do you know what we are doing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
So he puts his picture of Doctor Phil and this
guy who's in cuffs and getting ready to be taken away,
and he's looking at this picture, just kind of looking
roll in his eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
So I kind of shaking his hand. Jeez, that picture.
I guess Doctor Phil finally cashed some one outside. How

(01:01:13):
about that? The delivery is so good? That is a
great point. What are you thinking of? How do you
know me?

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
What do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
How do I know you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
On the Doctor Phild You have a very distinct look.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Go back to what he's hoping to accomplish with, Like
you ever been deported before?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
What I kind of answered? The expects come here often?
Why isn't Rachel Ray doing me? It's so weird? Why
are you here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
He always puts himself in you know those He likes
that conflict, That's what he does. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. Would you like to do the paternity test
while we're here?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Cash?

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Someone outside? Have you heard of card Yards?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
How about that? I hate it?

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
La la la la ah show and we are into
another new out in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Thank you for me, and we won't give me some
of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Goring.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Minace is Gina grad Hi. Sea Bass is here. Yeah,
there's Sammy phones open eight seven seven four. Woodie set
us a text over to two nine eighty seven. I'm
gonna look at this week in audio.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
What do you got there? Sea Bat?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
I got a street for Greg. It's an old person.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Now it is tainted though, because this is from a
police body canon. Greg hates cops, but they took a
moment said that a number of times.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
That's true. Yeah, on the record here, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
So they took a moment from pulling over away from
pulling over Greg and giving him tickets to sweep at
retirement home looking for people who are being affected by
the LA wildfires.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Oh okay, okay, it's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
And yeah, going door to door because old people you
never know they might have fallen fallen over. Sure, well,
they found an old lady and she told him all
about how old she is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Hello, where are you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:03:06):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Okay, is there anyone else with you?

Speaker 18 (01:03:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Okay, where are you at?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Which room were you?

Speaker 15 (01:03:13):
I've been trying to find away out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Let's get out here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Don't ruse me, you don't worry.

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
Okay, Thank goodness, we've been yelling. Did you hear us?

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
I didn't hear.

Speaker 15 (01:03:27):
I'm deaf.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Okay, charge my Harriet. I'm a hundred Oh that sucks minute.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I'm glad they found her. I'm glad she's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Is gene Pool one hundred year old Geene Pool who
lives alone?

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Also like that question, like you really can't hear? It's
like can Ceevie wonder not say? I mean like they
asked you the question, did you hear us calling she
is no, I'm well you heard the question, answered us, Well,
right there, I've got to give her a break. She's
a hun Yeah, yeah, she's a hundreds. Anytime you're tired,
just play that. I'm Greg. You want to go out

(01:04:06):
we're doing We're doing a weeknightwork party.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
No, I can't. I'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I'm legally And to answer your question, Gina, she does
have a kid who's probably seventy five.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
He decided edition to interviewed him and he said, you
know what, she's she's at a home. What do you
want me to do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I'm seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I've dealt with her for a hundred years. Feels like
a this week and audio, so the big story this week.
He's obviously been the woman too fat for lift.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
The quote rapper, watch your SoundCloud account, Well we're gonna
get to that in just a second.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Oh okay, they're just making it a joke because everybody
says they're a rapper typically just has a SoundCloud. There's
a SoundCloud rapper. Yes, this is that's the new thing.
Like back in the day, it was anybody who did
the back to school fall fashion show at their local mall.
Those chicks are always saying, I'm a mom. Exactly where
are you going for your fashion show?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yo? You know the mall?

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
The mall.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
We're gonna be right outside of the j C.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Penny walking the run.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
There's a lot of audio with Dank and her being
again she was denied entry to a lyft because she
is an enormous, very large person. She's she's the type
of fat where like her fat like falls and drapes
over her knees.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
What would you guess about?

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Well, I don't think I saw the news.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
They said about four hundos.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Okay, So this is all because you know about this
because she shot video some of the audio of her
being denied entry to this man sedan.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Which, yeah, I got the whole space, a moll. My
car is small. I can fit in his cart.

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Believe me, agad, Yes, I can believe me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Believe me. So I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
What I'm gonnaing on my money?

Speaker 21 (01:05:42):
Well, I'm gonna cast her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You got beat, so you tell me I can't. I'm
getting to live because I can't fit in your car.
And could be more and more specific to you, I
got very tired fired.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
What tire tired?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Tired driving an old bolt. Yeah, it sounded like one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Of those old diesel. Look to be honest, man, you're
a you're a You cannot fit through door? Yeah, that's
where he messed up. He should at least let her try.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Did you hear she was out of breath from talking
to him?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I get that, Hey, fatty, it's understandable. But to like
get him off the hook, he should at least open
the door. He's very very nice, and apparently he didn't
want his seat to break. I think, okay, I got
very tired tires, very tired seats.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I'll tires.

Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
XP.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
You know what, I don't never have to order over X.
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Shout out to Abraham. Yeah, he's being very nice. He's like, look,
I don't need gravy all over my seats.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
It's easy to just order a new one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So to your question, whatdy? Yes, of course, dank DeMoss
is a good rapper. Here's her biggest hit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
So what Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
The driver said his tires could not handle her weight.

Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
Dank de Moss as she's known that the mic is
crushed by the whole situations.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
That's that's what I have. That's clip four three.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Crush.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
That's that's that's clip four, clip three. My bad, My apologies,
butter boards over here. Yeah, my apologies are here.

Speaker 18 (01:07:24):
We go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Here's the song.

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
They don't want to.

Speaker 8 (01:07:25):
Think because they ain't nellly handle love. Yeah, we found
his les with that hat. He says, I'll sip but.

Speaker 17 (01:07:35):
No, and her voice like, yeah, is that Mariah carry,
I'm getting like a I'm goodness, that was my I'm
hearing like the I'm hearing the diabetes, the I can
hear the heart disease, you.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Know, Okay, the artery clock.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, I think that's what you know. Yeah, that's what's
doing it to set it off.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Okay, it's not terrible Ry J Blige vibe, don't. I
don't hate her for that. Yeah, I hate her for this.
The lawsuit she's bringing against Lyft. This is her on
This is a fox too, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
The driver said his tires could not handle her weight.
Danked a moss as she's known that. The mic is
crushed by the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
She's crushed, the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Crushed. This is a civil rights thing, according to her attorneys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Is it okay?

Speaker 15 (01:08:32):
Really?

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
It looks like a Lyft might be hurting pretty soon.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Too.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
I knew it was I legal, and I knew that
it was a hydraulic lift.

Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Her attorneys, John Marco and Zach Runyon say, wait is
a protected characteristic in Michigan by law.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
It would be no different than a driver pulling up
and saying, you know, I don't want to have black
people in my car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I don't want to have Christians in my car, muss
in my car.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
The affect the tire pressure and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Getting getting See this is the problem with what's the
problem with everything being good?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Protected?

Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
It does eliminate free choice on the on the other
person's end, some people just have a really big end.

Speaker 19 (01:09:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Yeah, this is it's a physical characteristic that directly affects
my ability to do my job.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Seven one four says, do you see the picture of
this fat ass? I can't believe they made leggings that huge.
So she's a rapper, she's a McDonald's Rapper's the seven
to one four?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
So much so much? Getting great?

Speaker 19 (01:09:29):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
What would you like?

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Green Day, Local h Wizard of Oz, Getting Queen, Getting Orchestra, Jaws, Beethoven,
Man Adam's Family, Green Acres.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
When we go to a local h getting local h
getting all right, here we go. Wow, it's been so long.
We got to getting hold on, hold on, I say,
what happened? I see what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
My bad, bad, Here we go?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
All right, yeah, sorry dude. Do you know it would
be awesome is if she got together with David Blunts.
So the guy who you can't he can't stand on stage,
so he sits on a couch and dream.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yeah. The tour, it could be called the too big
to Tour. Yeah, it's huge workshop. Can we fit in that? Dope?

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
I stopped listening to you guys. I switched back today
and you're still making fun of fat people. Nothing changes,
see you. Oh no, babe, yeah boy, you get the
draft through forgidding. We got some more of the weekend
audio coming up next eight seven, seven forty four Wooden.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Show, and we continue on going through back through the
week in audio.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
And I think that as a show that does the
glory whole challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Uh huh. We have been remiss in ignoring Jerry Jones
for too long.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Now it's Jerry Jones, of course, owner of the Cowboyys
made his money not through it's the football, but through
oil wildcatting.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
So there's a thing. There's a term when you hit
a big like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
A big oil well spot, Yeah I heard that, Yeah yeah,
or like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
A big final Wow, that's that that that hole that
I dug it's glorious yeah, or it's just glory. As
he was talking this week about, uh, the hard parts
of being an owner of an NFL team, Jerry John.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Boy, there's a very low percentage of this that is
smiles and gloryholes. Very low percentage.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yeah, smile.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
The world isn't all smiles and glory holes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I wish it was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
You don't have been telling my kids that forever. Look, guys,
you's got to prepare yourself for real life. Yeah, real
life is just not all smiles and glory holes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
I mean, those are two bars in the Castro District
of San Francisco, right next to each other, so you
can go back back and forth between one of the gloryles.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
This is not Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
The reason I say we were miss is because Jerry
Jones has been dropping glory whole bombs throughout press conferences
for decades.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Now, here's a few more.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I've been here when it was glory whole days, and
I've been here when it was and so having said
that I won't made some glory whole.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Yeah, very clear.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Yeah, because you don't get it all the time, because
smiles and glory hopes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
It's not every day we're getting. So when you can
get it, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Won't made some gloryho you take it. Yeah, yeah, you
get you some glory holes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Here's Jerry Jones again. But I went back to work,
got up on Monday morning, there was glory whole.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yeah Jerry. Oh you're that rich, you can have anything
in your house. Yeah, right, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Someone told him that the modern slang, and I don't
blame him because there's a modern slang usage because everything
has to be sexual these days. But he's been told
what it means, but he still.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Sticks with a people around him just too afraid to talk.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
To Well, that's his business. Yeah, gloryholes, well from where
he got his riches.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Yesctly, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I don't blame him. Who cares.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
He's too old and too rich to care care? Yeah
whatever this week and audio so guys, Uh, the Eagles
fans have been the big story after the whole championship.
Did you see the one where the Redskins sorry, the
Commander's fan was leaving the game, and he was surrounded
by about a dozen Eagles fans.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
This isn't gonna go well.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Well, here's the setup for a great situation.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Fans are so nice and kind or were they saying
sorry for the loss?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Adio, they had a great time in town. They removed
travels home. They removed his hat, maybe because did he
dropped it or something. Here's the audio. Here's so they
took his hat off from that's not audio from a
glory hall. By the way, they so they Washington Commander's

(01:13:53):
fans ad off because it was dirty and they wanted
to wash it for Yeah, because it belonged to because
it was representing the other team. And they and they're
they're just And this guy was so smart, the Commander's fan,
because he kept he turned around for a second when
his hat got stolen, and he kept walking because that's
what they want. They want you to grab for the
hat and then fifteen people will jump on you, stealing
your wallet, steal your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Cool stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
So, by the way, this is a guess a good
time to announce that I see bass will be I'm
not going to be in New Orleans with the Super Bowl.
I'm gonna be Broad Street downtown Philly for the super
Bowl because that's where the action's gonna be. Oh sure,
that's where perhaps, as we saw last weekend, the gunfire
will be uh huh, because you're happy to leave that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Countains to your Hunam.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
And by the way, it was like adamal Winder. This
was in the middle of a giant tens of thousands
and you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Can see it, pop pop pop awesome. What's your action
to that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Running high?

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Leave that gun coutains to your hun I'm so excited
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
I won't make some gloryho hell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I don't want the coordinates to the Ruth Chris there,
are you going to give us a proper review? Yes,
Menace for folks who don't know. And Menace was asked
for local Philly restaurant recommendations, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
He said, hey, you know, if you're ever in Philly,
you gotta go to Ruth's.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Chris, let me write that down.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
That's the story that you shared, no story.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Everybody in this room. Greg and I were the two
that were there. Did you hear about it? Were you
working on the show yet?

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
My version.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
I swear on everything I give my version. People were
bagging on the people of Phillys, saying that they were
very rude, and I said, I met some very fine
people of Philly at the only restaurant at Ruth Chris,
and then I got made fun of why are you
out of Ruth Chris while you're remotely No.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Yeah, I mean to those people's points in the audio,
we just play the people of Philly are very very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Yes, especially for Philadelphia Welcoming Committee. Yes, I will be
there Sunday nights.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Say hi if you see me, please don't if you
do shoot a gun, let me know so I can
hide under he I don't know, some.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Brick or something in that table.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
You could talk to a guy before he climbs a pole, right,
you know, because I'm sure that's not after great, great tradition.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
And speaking of greased things, there was an oil protest
on London's West End the Reason to God, and I
would normally I try to ignore these type of protesters
in general, because that's what they want, is attention. But
these oil protesters, every time they get attention instantly backfires
on them, which is what I love. So the sigourney
Weaver of all people is starring in The Tempest currently

(01:16:41):
love that and so these just stop oil people show
up and this is the reaction of the crowd.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Right in the middle of that she's doing this scene,
some guys like crawling out of the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Yes, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Yeah, it looks pretty cool. And then they walk out
there with their dumb banner. Sorry, it's like, oh sorry,
and he stands up. He's like, I can't do this.
These two jack offs sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
And then they get kicked out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Yeah, this is the most counterproductive protest I've ever written.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
To what end? How are you getting anyone to support
you when you're such a jackass.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
You don't really care about that. You care about getting
kudos from the other weirdos.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
This it is social credibility in your circle because and
people will say, oh, well look you're talking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Yeah, but not like in a way that's doing the
many favor.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I'm aware.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
I'm not aware of this type of protest. So if
I you know, if they block a road or whatever,
I'm I know what's happening now, and i know how
I'm going to respond, and you're not going to like that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
So you've raised awareness in me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I believe in the cause. I would like to ruin
your good time this week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Guys, have we mentioned Japan yet today?

Speaker 19 (01:18:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Japan.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Well, we're gonna mention it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
A song that has been released and someone is singing
in Japanese. Now, Menace might know who this is. But
let's see if the rest of you guys can guess
who is singing in Japanese.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Here, guess.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Do you know who that is?

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
It's somebody black is Japanese someone singing Japanese.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
It is not a of course it's Japanese. You can't recognize.
They said Rose and that's okay, But no, it's someone
in your weird in your world, Menace. And it's an
American person. Okay, some of am I this American person
singing Japanese?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Who would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I'll translate it for you. It's Harley Ray Jeffson.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yes, I love that, Daniel Larus.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
It translates to hello, my name is north Chan from
California to Tokyo.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah, okay, Northwest.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
That is Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's daughter Northwest on
a song with f KA Twigs I believe called Childlike Things.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
That's a person.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Yeah, Yeah, she's like kind of an alts pop like weird.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
She was like kind of famous for a minute when
she was dating that Shilah Buff Shila Buff. And didn't
she date the current day Batman do from Vampire Past something? Yeah,
Pattinson and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Make said, yeah, one of those weird like the girl
that Elon Musk knocked up, one of those the Grimes,
like one of those weird alternatives love rhymes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Though, like weirdos.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Anyway, So Northwest all right on an album?

Speaker 16 (01:19:42):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I'm sure to never downloaded that. Speaking of an album, Yeah,
this week in audio, this is from Greg. So you
can't guess on this one, Greg, Yes, guess who this is?

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
All right? Who is this? It's a low way down and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Had you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Give a guess?

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Yeah, as Ringo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Ring trying to do a foray into quote country.

Speaker 21 (01:20:18):
Because the people he surrounded himself probably don't have the
nerve to tell him, Yeah, you shouldn't do that, Ringo, Sorry,
but stick to the drums.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
You suck. That is terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Hear that age and you got a trillion dollars. Why
do you make that song?

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Because that's why it just sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
It's so bad.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Do that horrible they're gonna put me in the movie.

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Well, he also did sound sketch commercials, so do we
know about his like financial.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Because he doesn't really write any of those Beatles songs
right now, He's got.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Original drummer Pete Best, right, but he should just or
maybe he dislikes the spotlight that's why he does those commercials.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Somebody used to say, is Ringo star one of the best?
Is he the best drummer of all time? And then
someone responded, He's not even the best rummer in the Beatles?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Getting getting all right? This week in audio?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Guess who the first off? No, he's gonna know this
is so I'm gonna forget that. This is the This
is Xavier Trudeau. That was gonna be my gues. He
goes by the name Zav. I think he's seventeen. He's
of course, Justin Trudeau's son. And Zav decides that is
decided that he wants a music career. This is a
teaser for his new song Till the Night's Done. Okay, okay,

(01:21:43):
I can't even hear good Luck. That's a song buried
the vocal there good luck to you buried it a
couple of airs Auto tune.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Yeah, sorry, good time for.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
One more clip this week in audio.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Okay, let's say you're working at Bliss Box in Texas,
which is like a bou dan Ball sort of like
good little independent drive through, and someone walks up with
a baby. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Let's find out from the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
It was a typical Saturday afternoon for Bliss Box store
manager Nicolae Wilkerson until a woman pulled up to the
drive through window with a baby.

Speaker 13 (01:22:14):
I told my coworker, I was like, something's definitely going
on with the baby.

Speaker 23 (01:22:17):
I thought maybe it was acid reflux at first, though,
with the way she had the baby out the window.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Patent's back.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Baby gets acid reflux and you pat it's back, all right,
just to get the heart burnout. Well, no, Nikolett, it
was not the baby having too much red wine and
spicy food. Baby was choking. Oh, scary situation, and get
the woman just to go. Just hands nico let the
baby through the drive through, and of course the story
does end.

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
Well, I've never had someone hand me a baby and say,
can you try to save my baby? So I guess
it was just try to save the baby.

Speaker 13 (01:22:48):
After a few pats really cried and I knew.

Speaker 11 (01:22:51):
My mom used to tell me when we were young.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Like, if you can cry, you ain't choking.

Speaker 23 (01:22:55):
You know what I mean, because you never know what
you're gonna do when somebody hand you a baby says
save their life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Some very proud of myself box. Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
If somebody's claiming that they're choking, as long as they're crying,
they're fine. Tell you come a sack up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Yeah, but this isn't an emergency room or urgent care correct.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Guess okay, it's not even a big chain. It's a
little local mom and pop shot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
This is where they went.

Speaker 11 (01:23:19):
My baby.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
I'm shocked that that was the first time someone hinted
her a choking baby.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah, it usually happens on the day. That's first from Glorio.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
The baby's fine. Well that ends well, all right, we
got some more woody show coming up next.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
Hang on, it's a woody show, all right, welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
E robot it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:23:45):
So, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Got a story involving a fun accent. All right, These
three idiots stole a subway train in New York City.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
How you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
I I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
They liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
They took they took it for a joy ride.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
They the video, of course on social media, as you
do when you're criming, and so the video shows them
inside the conductor's cabin, with one of them operating in
controls of course, while the other one just sits out
the front door of the train with his legs dangling
over the tracks because that's smart too. Third loser just
standing there behind him. They also broke numerous windows on

(01:24:20):
the train cars. Cops still looking for them. The subways
in New York City are just a mess. There's been
so much going on there. Shootings, stabbings. Yeah, people getting
pushed on the tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Well that's the one that I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Was going to bring up.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
Did you see that guy he finally No, no, no,
this other guy who's finally doing interviews, he got pushed
onto the tracks around New Year's Eve and he survived.
Like it's so crazy, like the guy saw. Yeah, the
guy saw the train coming, so he pushed this guy
onto the tracks and luckily the train just went right
over him. But he couldn't move because he knew like

(01:24:57):
of the third rail. But I mean, he did get
messed up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
But of course it's still fall from the platform down.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Of the tracks. He survived. It was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
And then on the news he goes, these are my
my pink Air Force ones because I was on my
way to see a live Wicked performance.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Not that I know why he was so small.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
He's probably so skinny, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah, But there was another story just in the past
week or so where like some kid got pushed on
the tracks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
But now to the point where people when they line up,
they don't line up anywhere near the tracks. Smart people's
backs are against the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, scary.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
It was the cops are looking for these kids that
these guys that took the subway for a joy ride.
But here's the the accent. There's a clip from the
TV news where they asked them fellow New York subway
riders about this incident.

Speaker 24 (01:25:44):
Imagine somebody is in front of the train right now
and ain't hanging off and then say, like the train stop.
They could fall on the tracks and the train one
over there. They'll be over social media.

Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
Social media, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
So much too much of the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
They'd fall offnder the track.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, it'd be ova OV.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
I mean it sucks because last time I was in
New York, I didn't take the subway at all.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
I just did Uber everywhere. Yeah, I mean I dude,
I mean yeah, I love taking this up. I know
the subway system so well. I can get anywhere from anywhere,
no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
It's good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Because when you get in the cab or you get
an uber whatever, you deal with all the traffic. Yeah,
and you just way yeah, it's way long.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
It sucked, but I'm like, I'm not going to deal
with this crab hell and you're also calling these guysjackasses.
Is a fifteen year old lighting the woods on fire,
stealing tests wood. He wouldn't taken a subway car if
he had the chance.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
No, he certainly wouldn't push anyone on the track.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Yeah, be ova, Oh you doing all right? Moreody show
is coming on?

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Whoa Yeah, right back.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
That is beautiful, ladies and gentlemen to throw back Thursday,
and please welcome now to the studio. He is the
pride of Pacoima. He is the senior vice president and
managing partner of Club Turn Up. I give you l
Presidente DJ Tim Martinez.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Yeah, yeah, I was in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Yes here, good morning, Tim, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Here we are January thirty January seventy seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Yeah, we were just talking about that before I went
on the air, about just how long the month of January.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Oh gosh, doesn't New Year's Eve feel like two years ago? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I don't even remember what I did, it was that long.
And why are you bundled up? Like you're about to
go make a snowman somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
So cold?

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Yeah, you're like totally bundled up. I uh, well, he's
got a jacket on top of that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
He's all bundled.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Yeah, got a beanie, the snow boots. Like what No, No,
she's gotta keep it comfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
Very nice.

Speaker 13 (01:27:49):
That's a nice coat.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Oh, thank you, I think very nice. Like Sammy's flirting
with Tim, you know Tim.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
She looked nice.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
You know Tim's married, right, I know? Yeah, marketing, take
it easy, he's comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
You look like trashed him.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
You should be at a jumpster right now?

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Are good? Sammy?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
My god, you made my Thursday today. Oh yeah, I
mean he's probably gonna play a song she doesn't know. Yeah,
you won't be able to return the favor, but you know,
that's just.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
How it goes. How are we all doing? We're good?

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
I want to uptain everybody, because Tim and I were
in a meeting with the people that are behind the
new Woody Show merch store, which we've been working on,
and I'm feeling really good about the whole thing. I mean,
it's it's gonna be great. Uh yeah, it's gonna be
like all the stuff that we hand out, like the
good stuff, like those sweat I mean I wear the
sweatshirts all the time. If you see on the in

(01:28:41):
studio videos and things like that, kind of like gray
washed out one, but the Black Woodies show logo on it,
like those will be on there. Yes, we're gonna have
some some lady.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Tea's something like.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
We get a lot of complaints from from women about
like okay, cool, I can wear like a small or whatever.
It's a it's just a regular like kind of unisex
but which you're definitely more for dudes, and so some
a little bit more flattering for the ladies and some
other items and things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
So the biggest request we get is smalls and triple axes.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Oh yeah, really it's one of the other with this crowd. Yeah,
on the triple X side safe yeah, and then we
have like the Samia.

Speaker 23 (01:29:17):
I am excited about, like some of the new stuff
I think for yeah twenty fifteen, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
A couple other things that I'll mention now since this
is all about party time, like up on the club
and everything else. We do have a date for our
next Marongo event, which we're going to try to make
into that wood you show prom. But it's going to
be a Marongo event for us on a Saturday that's big.
So this is like a save the date, so make
sure you're gonna be able to be there. It's on Saturday,

(01:29:46):
June twenty first, Saturday, June twenty first. I don't even
know about this well now you know, because it just happened.
We just we just nailed the date out. But because
I never got to go to like a homecoming or
a prom or anything like that. So we're gonna do
like a full on prom. Oh we are.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Can we wear like gowns and tuxedos, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
The idea, So you would like you would dress like
you're going to a prom. We'll do like King and Queen,
like prom King and Queen. I don't know what else
you do with proms other than like hookup afterwards, right, Yeah,
hookup after.

Speaker 19 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah, yeah, we'll do like punch.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah, there'll be like slow dances and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
You bring your flask get wasted in the back. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Yeah, it would be like hard my card lemonade, but
like you know, we'll have the punch, but it'll be
like you know, hard punch, spike punch.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
But we're working on, like you know, we'll figure out
like band DJ kind of thing, but it'll be all
throwback's kind of like a throw I mean, we'll do
like a set up for like so you can get
your prom photo done.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah, that's photos is going to be fair. I would
like to request mine now with you. You're what my
prom my prom photo?

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
Yeah okay, yeah, maybe you guys could do maybe Liberts
could do a spotlight Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Maybe we just go together. We could be prom king
and king.

Speaker 8 (01:31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Oh is that still legal? We can still do that?
Has has that been out lots? Anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
So yeah, June twenty first, it's a Saturday market down
save the date for our Marongo event. I know it's
a little ways off something to look forward to the dates,
all right, So it's a throwback Thursday.

Speaker 11 (01:31:23):
DJ.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Tim Martinez back in the day was a club DJ,
and so we put him in charge our presidente himself
senior vice president managing partner of Club Turn Up. He
gets to choose what we go up in the club
with each and every week. And Tim, what do you
got for us today?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
A little bit more current?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
We're going two thousand and six, but club banger of
all club bangers?

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Too short? Blow the Whistle? All right? Here we go
show Thursday up. Sammy, you know the song.

Speaker 11 (01:31:51):
Blow the Whistle?

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:31:53):
I might have heard it. We've heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
I don't know it, all right, Sam, do you know it?

Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
I've heard it, Yeah, I've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
That's better than we are. Wow, the right tracks progress
not perfect?

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Two thousand and six, Yeah, I would think that. I
would have thought that came out before that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
I thought, really too, Yeah, I looked it up.

Speaker 23 (01:32:25):
It was a late hit for him, Yeah, I guess
I actually thought it was like early two thousands, even
late nineteen ninety that's the one.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Also, you got to like hit replay on that one
because it's so short. I was just like two and
a half minutes.

Speaker 23 (01:32:37):
Yeah, that song needs to like replay a second time.
It's only, like you said, two minutes and thirty seconds.
That really should have been five minutes song.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
It was kind of around the They call it the
high fee movement in hiphee.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
What is hypie right?

Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
Hipee like get hype.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
We're going around again?

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Oh really all right again, you're right it was too short, yeah,
show on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
See we had to go around the block again on
that one. And yeah, you're right because the song.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Literally is too short, too short. Blow the whistle up
in the clark.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Dj Tim Martinez has always a pleasure to see you, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Woody show, I love you and I have agree wee
we'll catch you next week. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 15 (01:33:32):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Thursday, January the thirtieth,
twenty twenty five. Today is Martyr's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Oh for me, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
A lot of people qualify for that National Croissant Day.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Yes, hell yeah, shout out to croissant.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Yeah, shout out to chocolate croissant. Yeah, National draw a
Dinosaur Day done. And today is yodel for you. Your
neighbor's day sucks. I put the sound of yodling right
up there with bagpipes.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Know what happened to dunk kid Walmart Yeah, I love
that kid.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
He dropped an album Mason and yeah you remember his name.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
Don't ask me why because he's we played that audio
like this, I'm impressed by your man, Why, Like, what's
impressive about?

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
How do you do it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:34:40):
I mean sounds good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
It's really when your voice is already cracking. Well, you
know what happened with that guy? He definitely had like
great staying power. He's still around to this day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Different the last holiday, she said.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
And then people did like a bunch of remixes. Remember
there was like the E D M guy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Yeah, it's sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Okay, that's like this like a deal with this rules. Yeah,
it's like I just want to get like high on
drugs and have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Yeah, okay, that's really good. I forgot about that. Yeah
there was a there's another one the hip music that well,
hip hop remix all right. He has turned eighteen. Yeah,

(01:35:45):
and I'm betting I'm would about.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
To say you would have sex with them? Oh yeah,
look at his Modern Day show. Send me the picture.
It's eight now, so that's legal, So don't worry about it. Sammy, No, no, no,
he like a woman. He looks like the guy who
played Elvis what's his face?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
A little toss and Butler.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
But he looks like the taro.

Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
Yeah, he looks he looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
He likes a.

Speaker 8 (01:36:11):
Blonde.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Yeah, he looks like a handsome brother.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
He feels super high.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
No, I like that first one? You had one?

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Yeah, right, he's on tour.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
He has currently no tour dates.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Oh no, he doesn't, probably working on the album.

Speaker 12 (01:36:36):
Frequently happens with the male singers when they're really young,
like him, their voice changers and it's not the same.
Do you have to remember Billy Gilman No, oh yeah,
another yeah, little boy country singer, and then his voice
changed and it was kind of over, so it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Was Billy, yeah, Bill Dog great length Sammy to prove
that you would not bang it? Yeah, like we think
you do, we get it. Are you a groupie for
him or something? Do you like Butler? Austin Butler?

Speaker 12 (01:37:07):
I did like him when he was in The Carry Diaries,
which was like the origin story of Carrie Bradshaws.

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:37:14):
Not that many people watch it out think, because anytime
I tried to talk to anyone about it, they had
never remember it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
When he was super young, just like this guy. But
that Carrie, you don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
I'm the c W.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
I liked him when I watched that show.

Speaker 12 (01:37:32):
But after the whole Elvis thing where he hasn't really
come back and he still talked with the accent, I'm
not into it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
His his face is oddly proportioned. His face confuses me.
It's kind of long.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Yeah, and he's doing isn't he going to be in
like the remaking American Psycho for no reason?

Speaker 11 (01:37:46):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Patrick, Uh, the movies came out this century, people, we
don't have to remake it some other entertainment stuff. Post Belone, man,
he's got to be the best tipper of all time.
He's at it again. You know, we'd heard that story
about how he tipped that single mom bar tender twenty
grand on Christmas Eve, and now he just like a
twelve hundred dollars tip in a pizza hut, popped into
a pizza hut in Utah. The manager told the reporter

(01:38:10):
that was covering this that he couldn't believe Post Malone
was just standing outside. He had knocked in the door.
Hey are you guys open yet? I believe post pizza
hut and yeah, and the manager told him we could
be open for you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
So that's when a post pulled out all the money
in his wild and just handed to this guy twelve
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Awesome to be post Malone looks he's looking extra homeless
these days because he's really skinny.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
Yeah, has a giant beard. I would not recognize him.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
He's dropping cookies, he has raising cans. He's doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Super Bowl ad with what's his Shane Gillis.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Yeah, they're sitting in the driving Yeah, on the lawn
chairs that Yet Bill Burr still.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Isn't happy with that Howie men del Hold, Like where
how he blindsided him by bringing Billy Corgan out during
his interview on his podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Ye he got so tricker. The worst things could have happened.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Yeah, they were playing up that whole thing about how
he and Bill are allegedly half brothers, which Bill Burr hates.
He vented about this on The Rich Eisen Show this week.
Here's a little bit of that. Howie did what he
did because he is a Hollywood whore.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
He could have said something and he just just threw
it as up all that weirdness Howie.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
So he's like sort of hard to hate. How do
you like hate a germophobe.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
He's like not threatening.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
He just walks with his arms in so he doesn't
rub against curtains that he owns about him.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
He's a strange man, so funny. That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Greg loves him some Lady Gaga ruins everything she touches.
He thought that she was great in American Horror Story.
He can't wait to see her in anything that she does.
Oh wait, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:39:44):
Gaga is not bothered if you don't like her. She
doesn't let the fear of failure keep her from doing
her things. She addressed the hate that she's been getting
about her performance and joker quote, people just sometimes don't
like some things. To be an artist, you have to
be willing for people to sometimes not like like it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
In ps, just look at my bank account. I don't
care about anything. Ye Also, why would you care about anything?

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
Also, for Greg, here's how skinny Timothy Shallome is. He
had to put on twenty pounds to play Bob Dylan.

Speaker 21 (01:40:14):
Yeah, he told me I had to gain weighty, super
skinny in that movie. And that's that's twenty pounds later.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Yea, yeah, wow did you watch it recently on SNL
you know what, I want to hate Timothy Shallam because
he's in a bunch of obnoxious stuff, but he is.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
He is good on SNL, Yeah he is. But Kardashian
is in. He's still with da Yeah. I don't care
for his movies necessarily, but he's personal.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I've seen one of his movies and it was a
bor fest. Yea.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
After seven seasons of Connors is coming to an end.
The final season will premiere on March twenty six. I
had no idea that was still on the last that long.
Speaking of SNL, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are taking
their joint comedy tour back on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
That would be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
I'd like to see that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Also SNL ABC ABC and Erina Really quot is a
three hour special called Ladies and Gentlemen Fifty Years of
SNL Music, and Tom Morello was part of it from
Ridge against the Machine and told this story from backstage
when Rage was the musical guest. This is back in
nineteen ninety six. The host of the show was Steve Forbes,

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multimillionaire recent presidential candidate at the time, and so here's
Tom talking about what happened and why they never got
a second song, and how they got escorted out of.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
The building probably yelled at the guy. Yeah, here's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
We had already had the upside down American flags on
our amplifiers. They asked us to please remove the flags
because it was with Steve Forbes and that might be
a weird vibe. We were like, you invited rage against
the machine. I won't do what you tell me, band,
and then said, don't do the things. We're about to
rock bulls on parade. Rody's put the flags back up.
The stage manager is barking into his headset, like about

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thirty five seconds till we're live, there's a quick scrawm
on stage. The burly New York City Union men are
able to wrestle the flags with the seven seconds to.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Go ladies and gentlemen. Rage against the machine.

Speaker 11 (01:42:14):
I mentioned before the c forbus. We had just been
a president of Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
The hallway floods was secret service, and then we are
a scorted out and put.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
On the sidewalk like against the machine. You might notice
rage is not in the farewells. I still went to
the after party.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
That's pretty funny, that's great. I mean, how edgy, are they?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
I was going to say that that's a little try hard, is.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
It at the time, especially at the time in nineteen
ninety six?

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Oh wow, Yeah, I wanna say, like in.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
The nineties, like that, all that angst and everything, that
was what it was in rage against the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
That's what that is. You can disagree with.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
You could disagree with their stance and their politics. Obviously
not everybod's gonna agree with that, but like, you did
invite rage against the machine. You know what they were,
you know what they stood for, you know what they
were all about. You invited them on and at the
same time had Steve whatever Forbes up there, like so
that's on the booking agent, right, Yeah, that's their weird combination.

Speaker 21 (01:43:07):
I think it was probably deliberate, Okay, But it's funny
to die in that hill, like no, I have to
have my upside down flag.

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
Well Shanaid has to tear up a picture of the
pope but nobody knew about it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
But it's also dumb to die in the hill of
like they can't be up you know what I mean? Like, Okay,
it's fair, it's rage against the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
This is what they do.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
I mean, whatever all right, so we got some birthdays
and your porno birthday for you this morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
It's shivery. We're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit like
it's shiver, and you know we don't do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Christian Bale, who
is fifty one years old. One of the epic meltdowns, right,
was it onset for.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
America?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
Psycho speaking of Patrick Bateman, that's only fifty one people
would remake this.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Movie now, Oh good, good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
I go Wilmart Valderrama Fez on that seventy show. He's
forty five. Olivia Coleman, Queen Elizabeth on the Crown, she's
fifty one. Phil Mother E f And Collins is seventy
four years old today, Kid.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Cutty the Rapper is forty one.

Speaker 21 (01:44:16):
Gene Hackman, who doesn't even look like Gene Hackman these days,
ninety something.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Yeah, I forget where he lives.

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
He lives like in uh Montana or no, I want
to say, like New Mexico or something.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
No, Gene Hackman, Geene Hackman, I don't know he was.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
He was Lex Luthor in the original Superman. She was
in a million things, a billion things.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
You would know him if you saw he.

Speaker 6 (01:44:37):
Looks unrecognizable, like you would say, oh that's Gene Hackman.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
You're like, okay, buddy, Yeah, but he's ninety five years
old today, Gene. Oh Andy Milnacus still looks sixteen, but
he's forty nine today. Oh f gardnarks at emil Nacus.
And then he got Charles S. Dudden if you remember,
he was the groundskeeper in Rudy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Also the star of the ninety sitcom Rock Killed Somebody?

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Did he really?

Speaker 15 (01:45:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
For real?

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
Look it up, Legend, lay it out Noah for Relsy's
for Rialses. He's seventy four years old today. And then
your porno birthday is Rika Fan and today's birthday Slut.
She's originally from the Czech Republic, but she has been
drilled more than a Texas oil field one hundred and
thirty six fine films, including Stepbrother Knows How to Take

(01:45:21):
Care of Her Plumbing. She was in Cream for Her
Pancake Volume one, also Late for College with a Heart on.
Don't you hate that? She was in kunnelingis as a
morning routine? Sure, and who can forget one of Greg's
favorite films of all time. She was in three way
lesbian tongue workout.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
I just watched that the other night.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
That was Rika Fan, who's twenty one years old today,
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Thursday morning. Look at what's happening in
the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Was that right? Did you feel somebody? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:45:55):
When he was seventeen, he stabbed someone to death apparently,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
I don't know if he was watching rock ever again.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Yeah, that's it? You know what else is dead?

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
What his career alight? I don't know that for a
fact of I don't know it was right. There was
a bump set spike. Yeah, if we're gonna take a
quick break, get some more Woodie Show for you next, hang.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
On, just kick your feet up on the dashboard back
in a few The Woody Show.

Speaker 21 (01:46:21):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Showy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Tyer, wrap up and get the hell out of here.
Of a booty Thursday. Checkwoodieshow dot com. Also on the
iHeartRadio app or wherever you find your podcast, look for
today's full show and highlight podcast fifteen to thirty minutes
of our favorite stuff from the day, which will include
we had some more audio from the AVN Awards, this
time Morgan with the question bush or bear.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
We had that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
Also the newest auction for Sea Bass's Moving Day Auction
of the Day. You can find the link to today's auction.
It's there on our Instagram page in our story. Also
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(01:47:10):
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the podcast today. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Tomorrow, by the way, is Fridayay coming up tomorrow, The
Friday Fail Stories, Dumbass Contest, the du Iq, that and
anything else that we could do to get through the
morning and in the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow, Friday,
You're on The Woody Show. Greg Gory parting Words and wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Please. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:47:42):
Everybody reaches the age when you avoid eye contact with
certain people because they look like talkers.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
Oh hey, we got a couple of people around the
office here.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
I've avoided them for years. You're stuck in a vortag.

Speaker 5 (01:47:56):
So Gina and I were leaving the office the other
day and on the way out we crossed paths with
somebody and as we as we saw who it was,
she goes, uh oh, because you knew it. There's a
good chance that we're gonna get caught in a more
text and we'd be there. Yeah, And we got through
with a quick thay, oh, hey, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Have a great day, right, And that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
Call.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Yeah, there's always the year old I'm on the phone. Yeah,
I love that one. You use that going in and
out of stores.

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
Yeah, if there's somebody out there with the clipboard trying
to get your signature, yeah, all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the One
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here tomorrow.
Have a great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
I quit this bitch.