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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
The Woody Show, Ilk, This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody worry. Today is the final day
of January. It's January the thirty first, twenty twenty five.
And you guys, today is Friday. Oh yeah, end of
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another week end of the month, which we're talking about
how long this month has seen? My buddy that he
is Greg Gory Menace is here, good Marney menas Hi, Woody,
there's Gina grad Sea Bass is here like Friday, Sea Bass.
You got Sammy, we got Bored, we got Morgan, we
got vond and you're here. It's Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
As we get into the weekend as quickly as we can,
we'll do that with the final Sea Bass Moving Day
auction of the day, one final item plus we'll close
out the scooter that has been getting bids. We announced
it yesterday morning. We'll close that one out and announced
one final one up for twenty four hours. All the
money going generously to fire relief from Sea Bass. Also
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the Friday Fail Stories d u IQ for your chance
to win some stuff today and we'll announce the Woody
Show Employee of the Month winner for January, some of
the trending news headlines and some other stuff. Entertainment birthday
is porn a birthday today? You're on the Woody Show.
I mean, it's it's been a hell of a week.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah, I'm wondering. I have a question for you guys,
and I need a favor. Who here has a dishwasher?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Don't have?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Our house doesn't have a dishwasher. It's like one hundred
year old farmhouse. We're homesteaders. I didn't want to, but
that's the way it came. So anyway, this woman, all right,
I don't know if it's a woman, you know what.
I don't know who it was. But a listener from
the six oh three area code said Gina, put you know,
for the legos, the foot legos that the Morgan marched
all over with their blister feet. Put the legos in
a mesh lingerie bag and place them on the top
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rack of a dishwasher to sanitize them. Pro tip from
Petrie dish young boys, who's snot on legos?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I was gonna say, like, wouldn't they melt? I mean,
I guess they're heavier plastic.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, it's like a good idea. I've seen people put
like toilet lids in the dishwasher, and I think that's
the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. But would anyone
accept my foot legos in their dishwash?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I have a feeling you could probably get away with
just throwing them in a sink and some so.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I've seen people put it in a tub. Just
you just throw them in the bathtub with water and
soap and let them soak for a little bit and
then take them out.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Back in my day, we didn't do this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know, you put them in your pasta colander, you
spray them with a garden hose.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, you got to go through the elements to make
yourself stronger.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
And it's a massive amount of lego.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I put them all back. I didn't even think about it.
And then this person was like, you should probably wash Them's.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Injury that you should wash them, but I don't want
to dishwash.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're another one who super germophobe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You say super germophone. Yeah, you well, you're regular laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
After five minutes, you're.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You are dramatic about things that don't need that level
of drama. When it comes to like the toilet seat, don't.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Don't bring the toilet see here washing toilet be auctioned
off sort of just the runs across to the other
side of the room. No, please don't bring me. Seriously,
I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You do have to sign it, person, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It right now.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
She doesn't want it, she doesn't get sign she just
sign it. No Jesus, multiple times. No, just sign it
while he's got there. You might as well he brought
it all the way over to you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I can barely write my own name. Signing things stresses
me out as well.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's not a good dame.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, I can't writ my like I can't write my
own name.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I can't. I have really bad writing and anytime somebody
sees it, they're like, what the hell you're You're not
supposed to write? And so no, I don't even sign things.
I literally print my name. If I'm asked to sign
something legal in.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Binding, you don't have a signature. That's that's really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I mean I would like if I need to sign
paperwork at the doctor, it's just scribbles. But if somebody
in this situation asks me to sign something, it's so
just like ridiculously unlegible that I just print my names. Yes,
it's always been like that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait and why, like why did you never like develop
a like a formal signature.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know, Okay, we're going to dive deep into this now, because.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I did fail, like when you had the right cursive.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Like yeah, so I was like I was. I mean,
in third grade we learned cursive. I really was not
good at it. I was literally the kid who had
to if the class was watching a movie, I had
to sit with the teacher and practice my cursive. Sometimes
I had just stay in at recess to practice my cursive.
And so when I really would sit down and sign
my name in cursive properly, and it's a long Samantha
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and the whole thing, it just I didn't like it.
It didn't look good, but it was trying to look good.
So then I didn't. I tried to make it. It's
not trying to look good, and now it's just a mess.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I feel like a signature or you're you're John Hancock,
John Hancock. Care but you can, like you know, it
would be like a big s and then maybe like
the hard Some people have really cool looking signatures. Uh huh,
you know we're kind of looks sloppy, but it looks
like professional, like especially athletes and people who are like
signing a bunch of stuff, Like it's like one big
initial and then a couple things, maybe a straight line
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and then like the number from their jersey. Well you,
it's pretty meant these.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Days you can get you can hire somebody to make
a signature for you.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You can't, but then I would then have to be
able to do it myself once they created the image,
and I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Be able to do that or such a complicated person.
We find out these new things about you all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Right, signing your name stresses you out.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, Greg, going to the movies and figuring out what
a park stresses you.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Even if you totally wholeheartedly disagree with that. At least
it involves like traffic or parking or time or a
schedule or not wanting to see previews or I could.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
See it's like be annoying, but like stressing, but you're games,
will you get anxiety.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Because everybody has commented on it my whole life, like
it's not. I can't just sign something and walk away.
We got to see this, have to stand it. Yeah,
now we got to see it. Just on the piece
of paper there or whatever, just just sign something like
its just if I were to sign like I literally just.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Wrote my name just because you're talking.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
If I was at the doctor and there, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just justted it himself and he didn't cry. Yeah,
and I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't cry. Don't want to show you because then
you're to make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's mine. Yeah, Okay, Like if I seen something like
I've never seen the.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Teacher and her teach me, but like one on one,
and I still can't do it. That's what's so upset.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
But Sammy, and in your defense, Menace just signed it
Menace in big block letters.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Print I always do.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is my signature.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's not bad.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
One s and then like a mountain range.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, it's cool kind of see how like I wrote
it on top of like where the different letters would.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Be, you know, So I mean it's in there.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And I told you it was like modeled after my
stepfather's signature because I would use that to if I
need to forge something from a letter from school or something.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Samy, look at this, that's mine.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's just gibberish, not great, this is not you are better.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I just signed the toilet and be dumb.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's a toilet, for God's do it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, don't sign it. Put lipstick on and give it
a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's even more personal.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, like, yeah, well you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Have to sign signs.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Initials after Yeah, why don't I just spit on it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Just like Samster, you know, like all them.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And then Samster, what if she puts her hand intos
like a turkey, like a little oh line eight seven four.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I can put the side of my hand in uh
an ink and then make.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
A and you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You don't need to wash the legos. He'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's good for him. That's improve his immune system. Yes
what I'm saying. So we get super sack Up.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Show in the morning, and we are into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world on
a Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Mission today, as.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Is every Friday. Get through the morning of the weekend
as quickly as we can.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We appreciate you being here. That's great gory menace with
yuah yah. We got sea mass.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, we got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven
forty four, woody. Let's eight seven seven forty four Woodies.
We had to send Morgan home. She had a one
hundred and one degree fever. So yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Knew something was up because I tried to get on
the phone with her last night the talks some power
Slap because we're watching the Power Slaps. Yeah, matches, Yeah,
and she left early while we're watching, and so I
just want to say, hey, you know who won or whatever,
and then she wasn't really responsible.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well, we are dying.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We hope Morgan gets well soon. Yeah, just a fever.
Don She's not puking or anything like that. So I
hope more.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She didn't give it to any of us. Oh yeah,
I hope more too. Yeah, for sure. But I think
we're fine. Fell get so far, so far?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, I mean, look, the thing is like nobody's walking
around with masks all the time. You know, we're getting
on planes, we're doing other and you don't know what's
going on. Like people don't disclose, Like when you go
into a store, you're sitting in line with somebody, or
you're getting on a plane, like yeah, all right, everybody,
we'll kind of had a fever this morning. I don't
know why you're any more concerned about this than you
are anything else that you just like you like a
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bubble boy, never leave in your house.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
If I could be a sea bass here and you
disagree with that, thank you, because this is something we
do know about it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We had did allow and I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I have a policy and we're we're in a small
room rightly, but she's in the other room. But understood,
But we still have contact with her.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
We're still touching doors and speaking with her.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And if I came in I think two days in
a row.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yes, yeah, and we took our policy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I understand it in the garbage understanding. I don't know
why we're any more heightened about this anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I just don't want If I could be sick one
time of year as opposed to three times, I'd like
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I Look, I agree with you, and that's why I
always had that rule about Look, if you have a fever,
don't come in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, because that means you're until until we didn't have
the rule.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Well, I mean, what am I supposed to do when
she shows up? I'm supposed to fire her? She knows that,
and Samy and I have both had Sammy as the
executive producer of the show. We've had that conversation with her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yes, I told her even this week, told her to
go home, and then she was like, oh, no, well
it's going down. I don't really have a fever anymore.
It was ninety nine the last time I checked, but
I don't think I really do anymore. And then on
the FIR and then after it, and then that night
I text her and I said, hey, how are you feeling.
Do you need to call out tomorrow let me know
so we can get it covered. And she was like,
(11:21):
oh no, I'll be in tomorrow. And then she came
in with a fever again.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So what am I supposed to am I supposed to
execute her on the spot.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
She's not typhoid Mary, She's not trying to get people sick.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
The option is simply, you still have a fever, please
go home.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Right And she left.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, And so we had that conversation again yesterday and
she says, I just really hate I just really hate,
you know, not being here. She's one of those people
that thinks if she's not here, she's going to get fired.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
That's my point, and try.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Like, why would you feel that way. It's never happened
that way, there's no precedent.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yesterday, she woke up from her nap and text me
saying that she had one hundred and one fever. And
I said, do not come in tomorrow, you know, stay home.
We've got it covered. I already talked to everybody. Don't
even think about coming in tomorrow. And she was texting
me about certain things you know, that I was going
to do for that she would normally do. And she
was like, or you know, I can wake up at
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two and see how I feel. You still come in.
And I was like, do not come in. It's already covered.
Everybody already knows. Like we're good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah. So seeming better yesterday, though apparently not because the
fever went right back up.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
She's not getting rest. She's still coming into work.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So anyway, I appreciate her wanting to be here and
can't wear it. I do appreciate that. I don't want
people showing up here with a fever. Yeah, if you
have a fever. But anyway, so she's she's home. She's home,
point ping, yeah, point ping, She's home. Sunday is Groundhog
Day really in case anybody cares about that? So is
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it going to be more winter or early spring? Say
you do care? Why what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sammy said? She does care.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I do because I like to watch the movie, and
so I watched it on Groundhog Celebrate. Yeah, okay, I
think it's fun that they get all dressed up in
their little top hats and everything and all like the
eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Now, according to a study by the NOAA, the most
accurate is Staten Island Chuck.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh, he is right about eighty five percent of the time.
Punks and Tawny Phil accurate about thirty five percent of
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But he's thirty five Wait wait right, wrong, So I
mean you should just do the opposite of what he says.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I mean you even have thirty five percent. I
feel like he's more accurate than the TV weather people
fully incorrect. They have adopt radar, and you would think,
but they got the computerw many times have we heard like,
oh man, we're going to be getting a whole lot
of rain, a lot of rain or a bunch of snow,
and then like I remember that there was a number
of times where they were calling off school and doing
all these other things in preparation for this. Sure is
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hell big dump of snow that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Guarantee you they have a better Yeah that's number. That's
eighties take.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, I go. They've paid a lot since then.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Since when this is like since my kids have.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Been going to school, your school.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, no, this is like preemptive.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They'll cancel school and then you wake up the next
morning and there's nothing out there, and you go on,
wait a minute. I saw the commercials during the local
news about we can dial it down to your block,
and we're like.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh, we put that less on the weather people and
more on the school. Yeah, they're just looking for reasons
to not being because.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
The forecast was calling for I'm looking right now. This
weather they do check. These one day forecasts are about
ninety eight percent accurate, seven days eighty and five days
ninety percent accurate.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Think it's the school thing, not the weather people thing.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Also, today, just so you know, seven to eleven
has announced they're rewarding everybody with free small slurpees. It's
today only as a way to celebrate everybody surviving January.
That's very nice, even the feeling it that's what we
were saying about how this has seemed like a very
long month. The press release says January is quote the
longest month of the year. To many, the long days
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of January can feel like the month will never come
to an end.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes, that's what we've been saying.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And this year has been no different. This year has
been worse.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Oh, this has been insane.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Again.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's today only all participating seven eleven Speedway in Striped
stores nationwide while supplies last. It's limited to one per customer,
but no other purchase is necessary. I just want to
make sure we get the really important information outre.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That's very important, all right, So we are closing out
yesterday's auction.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
SeaBASS is moving. He's been auctioning off different items the
auction of the day. This was the motorized scooter it
doesn't work, not motorized sing the not working East scooter.
It's a man And again, this was a two thousand
dollars purchase, one of those things.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That like you get to commute it could. It's lived
a death machine to a certain degree.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And SeaBASS we're going to use it for cart andarks
to speed around the parking lots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Then I realized, oh, it's really heavy to get in
and out of a regular passenger car, and it doesn't
go in reverse when with cartnarks the lot of maneuverability.
So it never never even left mind. It never hit
the pavement. Once it did, it turned on and has
been sold for four hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Talk about recouping, which.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Again all goes to well, net proceeds go to wildfire relief,
so that's good. There Again, you probably get this thing
turned out to I mean net proceeds. Well, it's I
don't get I don't not pay taxes on this money. Yeah,
if you just oiver, I'm go. I'm gonna get a
ten ney. I've goten ten ninety nine from eBay.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Before I thought it had to be I thought each
purchase had to be more than NI hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's not each purchase, it's total, right, I've got So
how are you calculating that I'll buy my tax rate?
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Three? We're also assuming that he's making more than five
thousand dollars a year on eBay, because otherwise you're not
paying any kind of tax.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't think it's five thousand because I got one
last year and I didn't. We just had the story.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
They lowered it from twenty thousand down to five thousand
sea and yeah, I think that's for like people doing
etsy eBay all those things.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It was it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, it was lowered to five thousand. I think in
the last year.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
That's so lame.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, in any case, net proceeds, you know, handling costs,
all that stuff, service.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Speeds, recouping expenses.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
This is why we look into every single charity exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Generously as you put it, generously dunning the fire relief.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, I want to see the I need I need
to see you got to open.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
The books transparency, Steve Balmer.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, because that's the first time I've heard net proceed
You see that from time to time you were about
to just.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Get rid of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I would have I would have sold, like I would
have done something with a scooter. I'm not just going
to toss a two thousand dollars. All right, what's the
final auction item. We're going live with this one right now.
You can get the link if you go to the
Woodies Show dot com. You can also find the link
to it on our Instagram story. At the WOODI Show
on Instagram. So you guys know, I have a big
cabinet full of curiosities in the office. Sure, I was
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going through it and some of these things. Literally this
first item, this is like I call this my grab
bag of toys. This first item we've had. I've had
for eight years. So it's multiple items. Yes, Okay, the
grab bag. Okay, Sea Bass's cabinet of curiosity.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
It's like you live in one of those horse drawn carriages.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Everybody wants Star Wars, not dildo's. I'll tell you what
they're not. These are pooled toys like dive toys. Yeah.
These came out like eight years ago and they and
I bought them because we talked about on the show
and I was I was like, oh it's good. Some
I don't know what to do with them, especially Kyler Ren.
One does look like it would be all going to
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get stuck in somebody's by because if you turn it around,
you don't see the face of it. You just look
at it from the Yeah, see it looks like a
big black dogs. They literally are things with helmets, so
you d one's the bounty hunter. The other one is
a stormtrooper and then you got it's not Darth Maul,
it's Kyler Rent. They knew what they were doing. Right now,
if you get you have to pick these up with
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your hands, not other things. Yeah, the other things. That's
that's in there. My cabinet of curiosity is a fun
pink tail. Oh just a tail.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
It's made a beds that go from small to lar.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
All right, so what it is it's a Christmas tree ornament.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
You should do that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
So for those who can't see it, it's a it's
gauging anal beads. All Actually, no, I looked like you
can't sell because I don't want to get kicked off eBay.
You can sell anal beads on eBay, but I don't
even call it that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Is it new or used?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's not used in that way, but we use another way.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
We've been gently handled.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
What do we use it for?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well? Yeah, well, like good, what do I use the
fifteen others having there?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So these are like gauged anal beads and it has
like the pulled tab on the end of the retrieval
get lost the retrieval ring, and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
The higher you go up, the bigger they get.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah. I like gregs. I think it's a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, that would look nice or something you can use that. Yeah,
it's a bubble icicle. It's a harder plastic, got a
softer so okay, all right, dive toys, anal beads, last
thing in the grab bag, the cabinet of curiosities.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's not a fist.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh, it's a rubber it's a rubber hand.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
We're getting rid of.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
That making a point fingers like.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
It's like you're gonna make like a bark bark like
doggy puppet shadow.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But but your hand is closed, your hand, you made
your hand into a snake.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, no, I can tell you what that is. That's
it's a late text hand that you would use to
fist yourself with. It's might throw people off the thing
if you call it a fist, like like clench.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's that's how you would begin a fisting if you're
just getting into the sport.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
I think it's actually something you can use for you
show off, you know bracelests that you're selling.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, you could use it as a hand model right
on the website or on the listing. I said, because
it's got a suction baby based on the ass. Yeah. Yeah,
you could put it in your shower to point of
things like oh where do I leave the shade? So
all of these toys are one could be used in
the pool together the shower spot your hands have it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So it's a it's a three pack of items from
the Cabinet of Curiosity.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's a fun toy grab bag that could be.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
The Christmas tree topper, the hand, the Christmas angel angel.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Let me see the hand.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You can use it almost and also like let's wait
to it. Let's let's say, uh, you're Italian and you're
an amputee. You can use this so you could do the.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
What's that like you have the roy Yeah yeah, oh hello,
alright so the uh that's a pretty good Oh yeah,
I told you it's it's heavy.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
That's not going anywhere, all right, Well, you can make
a bid right now. The net proceeds going to fire relief.
This is the final Sea Bass Moving Day auction of
the day and thank you everybody so far who has
major bids. We'll close out tomorrow, you know, tomorrow Saturday,
we'll close out. We let you know on Monday how
much the the cabin of Curiosity went for us.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
It's a win win, right, a lot of joy.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Now somebody gets a fist. I don't have to have
a fist. Charity money. This is kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I'm walking.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And what's that called? If you know that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The move? But all I don't know where that is.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yeah, it's like the beginning of a chef's kiss.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Got people, this is the show Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Check in on the text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
A few people check it in. We got Wan listening
in df W says, can you all please shout out
t D industries shout out to the TV industry.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, if one.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
We got Ryan in Kansas City, who says, having a
super primmy last few months, just getting caught up on work.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
And on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And I just got to where you guys were having
the sing along with Phil Collins studio. Yeah, not gonna lie.
Halfway through the song, I have my hands up and
I'm dancing. Completely made me happy and forget about my
woes for a few Thank you guys for being you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And me Love Ryan.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And then this one seven one four texting over some
food news give the better goods frozen chicken wings a try.
Oh I saw those so the better goods. That's the
pizza that we got recommended from our friend rich de
Muro rich on Tech. That's available Walmart. We we taste
drove it, and yeah, so they have I guess chicken
wings as well. They come in three flavors and they're
(23:39):
way better than the wings at most wing places.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So I know about this because I went to Walmart
yesterday to pick up more pizzas and the chicken wings
and the pizzas were right next to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm nice.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Oh, how did you get any frozen?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, they come in a bag.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, air friar.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Maybe you got a deck or air four now, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, make it happen, all right, But thank you for
the suggestions. Send your text Friday check ins over to
two two nine eighty seven. It is time for the
Friday Fail stories. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It
(24:57):
is time for the Friday fail story. How these people
thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that could
never go round within somewhere along the line that went
from being a great idea to one big, staking, mega
uber ultra.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know way, I like it.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I like it, guys, I like it pretty good. Yeah, Yeah,
pretty good, way better than the last one. Here we
go storry with this.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
One from Colorado where this guy he was leading the
cops on a chase there on the interstate and the
whole thing was captured on video. Thought he was going
to get away, but then a line of snowplow drivers
made it impossible for him to go anywhere and stopped
him right in his tracks.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Excellent.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The car that he was in turned out to be
stolen as well, so he was arrested on multiple charges,
taken right to failed jail.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Failed. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I love that made a little wall with their snowplow.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Next up story out of Vancouver, Washington, with this guy
David Wells. He was unconscious, he was not breathing when
he was rushed to the hospital. He had choked on
a piece of steak. Oh however, there was a mix
up at the hospital and he was confused for his roommate.
They thought that he was the other guy. They thought
the other guy was David, and this is how David died.
(26:30):
The hospital staff accidentally asked the wrong family if they
wanted to pull the plug. Oh my god, no, So
they called his sister and told her, hey, he's basically
brain dead. So she said that she was forced to
make the difficult choice to end her brother's life. Oh
but then about a week later, she got a call
from her supposedly dead brother. And that's what everybody realized.
(26:51):
They had pulled the plug on the wrong patience. So
this woman made the decision to pull the plug on
this guy.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh, no, had nothing to.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Do with I had nothing to do with.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
That is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
David's family is now suing the hospital. Oh you think, Uh,
and Greg, guess how old he was when he died.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm gonna just take a while, guess and say sixty
nine years old.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Oh wow, that pretty sales to get a call from
your brother.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh my god, anything going on?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But then the brother's like, oh, you told him to
pull the plug on me?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You brain dead?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
You were gonna give up that easy?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Here's one from a West Hempstead, New York. Where you
got this twenty seven year old guy, Thomas Messia He
was an honored New York State Police trooper who got
shot on Long Island. But what he said was a
masked man and a dark colored Dodge Dodge charger which
all that sounds very believable. People driving Dodge chargers can't
be trusted right anyway, man hunts underway. Several days of that,
(27:46):
there was even a ceremony held for Thomas when he
got out of the hospital. But it turns out he
had actually shot himself, why, just to get some attention
and some sympathy.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Wasn't even an.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Accidentally shot himself, So he was arrested. He has been
so fired, and even his parents are in trouble because
they got charged with criminal possession because the gun that
he used to shoot himself was found in their bedroom.
So felony charges all around. Thomas and his parents could
face three to four years in fail jail.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Sailed.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I mean, if that's not a cry for help.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Yeah, that's an Actually it means actually charged for being
thirsty for attention.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, here's another one.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
This guy, thirty five year old Albert Medina from Florida,
frantically called him ambulance because his friend had been shot.
When the cops arrived, they realized that it was Albert
himself who had shot his friend. When asked why, he
kept telling the police how sorry he was because he
didn't know there was a bullet in the gun. Turns
out these two friends jokingly shoot each other with unloaded
(28:49):
guns all the time, but this time the gun just
so happened to be loaded. So Albert arrested, taken to
fail jail. His friend is impressing any so he's alive.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Wow wow, Yeah, because they do it all the time. Yes,
they're just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Fun and well that's like Travis on Tiger King, right,
just for fun.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He did it all the time, just did it all
the time.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Any gun expert will tell you if the guns unloaded,
you should treat it like a toy.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And finally, one of my favorite stories of the week
in Florida, this guy, Michael Brennan, he had stole a
stole he stole it. He stole a credit card. He
thought it would be a great idea to use it
on something small, insignificant, you know, to stay on the DL.
So he booked a seventeen night stay at a vacation home.
(29:37):
So of course he was busted. That's failed number one
of the story. The cops also found a bunch of
credit cards, id's social Security cards that belonged to other people,
and while they were booking him into the jail. They
asked if he had anything else on him that they
should know about what he said, No, that was a lie.
They strip searched him found an unspent bullet that he
was hiding under his balls. Oh I'm not sure why
(29:59):
it about it, That's what I'm saying, Like, why do
you even want to sneak a bullet in the jail
in the first place? I don't know, but he did so.
On top of the fraud stuff, they tacked on a
felony charge for introducing contraband into a detention facility.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It probably want to try to piece something together, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Like what are you gonna do, like hold it up
to someone's head and just.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Push it into their skull exactly thinking he's making something
out of a toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And I'm trying to figure out the whole balls thing,
like we do the fat roll challenge, like we should
do now the balls Like I don't think I could
you know, keep anything.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You probably well.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Especially if your pants are on you just kind of
like I guess.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So, yeah, it's like how chicks of big heavy cans
and I used to be able to do that. You
can like just put like a I've seen they have
like two little bottles. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking with the
chick with the ginormous one.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Have you seen that chick that that takes herb and
like takes it out like wax with it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeahush stuff, Yeah, yeah, like Gallagher exactly. Anybody knows that
references exactly. I've seen chicks like whole bottles of Smirnoff.
There's your Friday Failed Stories. We'll take a break. We
got some more Woody Show coming up for your next hang.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What are you thinking here, is Sammy, It's okay, you're
on the right track.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Show, all right, Welcome back, Hey Friday morning, It's the
Woody Show. I mean, I'm curious just because I was
so caught up and everything yesterday, I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Get to see any of the any of the updates
about what's what's the latest with the whole like airplane helicopy.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, there is much. There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, well,
I mean stuff that we didn't know yesterday. So of
course we're talking about the UH sixty Blackhawk that collided
with the American Airlines flight over the Potomac. And by
the way, I was going to tell you what he
I looked at every major news source and they're all
using the words the plane collided with the helicopter.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
American Airlines plane collides with helicopter. No, no, no, no, there's video.
The helicopter collided with the plane.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
The plane was going where were supposed to go, right,
exactly right.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Well, the cause of the collision still unclear, and the
National Transportation Safety Board is still investigating obviously, but initial
reports say that the staffing of air traffic was quote
not normal.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Okay. I did hear that there was apparently there was
one person in the tower doing the job of two people. Yeah,
but that's they said, that's okay, but not ideal.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yeah, clearly not ideal. They recovered two black boxes from
the American Airlines jet. Along with the black box, the
fuselage of the plane was inverted, found in three different
pieces in the river. Among those on the flight, we
were getting a better idea of who was actually on
this plane. Officials thing fourteen figure skaters were on board.
(33:09):
They were on their way back from a US figure
skating development camp in Wichtak, Kansas. Many of their parents
were on board with them. They also say two coaches
on board. Russian World champs. I hope I'm saying this right.
Evgenia Shishkova and Vadim Nobov. Yeah yeah, Oh is that
it again yet?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
As for other passengers on board, several members of the
National Steamfitters Union, two Chinese nationals, a police official from
the Philippines, and a group of at least seven people
on their way back from a hunting trip. About forty
bodies have been recovered in the Potomac so far.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
And whether there were sixty people on the plane, right, Yeah,
sixty people on the plane and.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Then including the including the uh flight attendancy helicopter of
three soldiers.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Wow, it sucks, it does now. The thing is clearly
I mean, unless there was something where the helicopter pilot
knew what he was doing. That's nobody has said that.
Nobody saw this coming, you know. And one thing I
did hear yesterday too, I guess the helicopter guys were
flying using night vision. So if you've ever like so
(34:16):
with night vision, if you ever have you ever used
nights Yeah, I'm sure Sea Bass you've seen it before.
Have you ever tried night vision? Actually, oh dude, it's crazy.
So if there's any light whatsoever. It's almost blinding. So
I can only imagine if the plane is right there
and you have the night vision on the landing gear,
has the lights on, you know, when you're coming in,
like how bright that would have been, and you would
(34:38):
have not had any kind of like real depth perception.
So who knows, they'll figure all that out. But that's
one thing I heard yesterday that they were doing this
on you know, it was like a night vision mission
or training or something like that. So if that's the case,
they didn't see it. The people on the plane certainly
didn't expect to get broadsided by you know, the helicopter,
so you would hope that, yes, they died, but hopefully
(35:02):
it was quick and they didn't even they didn't even know.
So it's not like the planes going down, like you
know that the plane's going down, you had that moment,
even if it's moment theory like this plane is crashing well.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
And just from what we've seen on TV, it looks
like it had to be.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
In So, I mean, the preliminary report from the NTSB
isn't expected for at least a month, so the speculation
is rampant for that month. You know, that's going to
be at least a month.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
That's refreshing because we're always everyone's rushing to their theories
and rushing to so I'm glad they're taking their time
figuring this out.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
And then the skating community is so small from all
the news reports, like everybody knows each other and they're
just completely dead. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Mann did a press conference with Nancy Carrigan.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Because she met at Boston.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, because she's part of that Boston rink that they
practice at.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Its very emotional.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Again, they all knew each other.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, sad press conference.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
So that's the last. There's anything obviously that comes out
this morning that's worth noting. We will make sure that
we update you, but that's what we know from now.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Friday morning, the final day of January, and
as Great pointed out earlier, Payday, I'll BET's alrights around
here at Woodies Show Headquarters, January thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
time on this Friday. Phones are open eight seven seven
(36:38):
forty four woody. Right now people are calling in because
we're gonna play the du Iq. So if you'd like
to be our contest in eight seven seven forty four
woody Friday check ins otherwise you can send those over
to two to nine eight seven. What else do we
have coming up for you?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
This?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I got to award the Woodies Show employee of the month.
Oh wow, thank you everybody for giving me your opinion
as listeners, Who do you think really earned it? The
sixty nine dollars cash prize and the plaque that will
be probably displayed in the studio, right and a one win,
a one point win toward the one month of salary
(37:17):
at the end of the year. Yeah, one twelfth of
the way there, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right in his time,
ladies and gentlemen, for today's dumb ass contests. And today's
dumb ass contest is the du iq.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Uh all right? Do you iq?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
So see massive plainly way the game works.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
To everybody, please, I find a GUYE and drunk person
and I asked them just the gosh darnest easiest trivia
questions you can imagine. So the game is not the
answer to the questions the game is this person so
drunk that they will know the answer to the questions
that everyone knows the answer to. If you can guess
what the drunk person knows two times out of three,
you win.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
All right, Now we're just guessing for fun with Menace
and Sammy, and we go to the phones and say
hello to let's say hi to Brandon. Hey, good morning, Brandon,
good morning? Hey, what's up man? All right, so we
have a person who's drunk Sea Bass, talk to them,
or you get to know them a little bit better
(38:16):
before we get to the questions that actually count toward
anything when it comes to a price. Here on the DYQ,
and who do we have here a sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
This is Kayla? And degree of difficulty for me actually
because Kayla's with a friend who doesn't want to be there.
That's the hardest thing about the UYQ is with you
and the friends like no lated, yeah, the buzz kill.
I will try to power through that with kayleb though.
All right, here is Kayla. How many drinks would you
say you've had to nights?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
They're a bad twelve, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
What's your parents be proud? Oh my god, my mom
would be disappointed.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
My mom would be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
She would she would want more. Oh is she a
party girl?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What you need more?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Why is there a big pile of vomit over there?
Oh it's from it's from her, it's from your friend,
your friend of Ugh.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It sucks to suck annoying. You bar to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, all right, so Brandon, that is Kayla, and we
are ready for the questions here d y Q. Question
number one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, do you need to hear the question again?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Menace?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, the solstices are the two times of year when
what happens?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
All right, some guesses here around the room. I think
that Kayla does not get it. I always start there.
I'm gonna say that, Uh, Sammy will get it. Menace
will not get it.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
I was going to go triple no, but Sammy likes
like astrology and stars.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Right, Well, thanks for the clue.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well there's a clue. I don't know if that'll help.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Oh, okay, sorry, Uh, I'm still gonna go triple triple no.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Greg Gory, I think that triple no would be a
fine answer. So I'm going triple no, triple no menace
in samy. Do you think that our drunk friend Kayla
will get the answer? Right?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No? No, no, all right, Brandon, what do you think
yes or no on Kayla? To be honest, I don't
think I get it sober, so at least he's honest there.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I wouldn't say that's a super easy question. Not everybody
knows that.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, let's see here question number one for the d
U i Q. The solstices are the two times of
year when what happens? Menace? I just put a changing
of seasons, changing of season, Well, change it twice a
year of the season. It's a different type of season.
There could be rock seasons. I know there's.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Awards season.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Uh huh, bikini, how about that sun dress season? Yes,
weather scarf season, pumpkins spy. I was gonna say season.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean you have summer solstice. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
What I I just have the the longest day of
the year and the shortest.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Day of the year. That's got to be acceptable, yes,
of course, yeah, Okay, what was it?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So like right right? Yeah, Just the way the question
was phrased and saying well, what happens, but that's what
it is. The days start getting shorter or longer, Winter solstice,
summer solstice. Yeah, changing the seasons to be fair, sort of,
He's on the right track because we when people say
it's the first day of whatever fall. He's like, well,
it still feels like summer. It has nothing to do
with what it feels like. It has to do with it.
(41:37):
He was, he was, he was on the right track.
All right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So Brandon said that our friend Kayla would not get it,
and see if he's on the board. First point here
do u i q.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
When the sun just.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Okay, I know that the solstice just falls?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
No, do you there? You're going, thank you?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
This is stupid, but I know, I'm I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What are you saying? The time falls forward? All right?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
General realm?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
All right, Well, Brandon, you got a point. That's good news.
You get one more and then you're gonna be the better.
But you have two more questions to get one more point.
Question number two here on the d u i Q
and black.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Jack an ace can hold what two values?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Put me down for a triple yes on this. Triple yes.
I feel like that is just such.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Greg and I always talk about how we feel like
such pussies, we feel like less of men because we
don't know how to play poker.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Poker, I don't know to save my life.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
But when it comes to this, yeah, but when it
comes to playing blackjack, I think toddlers know this.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
I think we all know this.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'm going. I'm going triple yes, Gina Trip say.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Yes to Samy and Menace, but no to Kayla.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
No to Kayla.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Greg, you know what, let's triple yes.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
It triple yes.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
All right, Sammy Menace, what do you think about kleb No?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
No, not as a person. Do you think you'll know
this isn't no as the answer? All right, Brandon, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yes or no? No? She sounds like an idiot? All right,
there we go. Question number two, d U I Q
and black Jack? An Ace can hold what two values?
Menace ten or one?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Sammy one or ten?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Same thing?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
All right? Yeah? There you go?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Incorrect?
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Say what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (43:30):
What's the ding ding?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
One or ten?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
I got it right, right?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You verified, it's it's an eleven or one one.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I was like everything I know about profidently you tricked him.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, the dinger. I thought, oh crap, losing my.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Sorry eleven God, it's like, wait, what happened? I don't know, Sammy,
what did you say? Use?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Because then then you then you're trying to get a
face card for the for the blackjack ean. Yeah, you
got that ace unless you draw something lower than you
can use as the.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
One and try.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, see we have a lot of egg on our
face right now.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Otherwise how would you get twenty one?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Right? Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
We triple yes, yes, all right, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
And what do you gave it?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
The dan? I know I did? That was a Friday failing. Yeah,
ding guys.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, let's see question number two. Let's see Brandon said
that No, because she's an idiot, as we all are,
I guess question number.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Two in black Jack? An ace could hold what two values?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh my god, it's the worst because it can hold
like a positive and a negative.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
You're like, oh, an ace is one or an ace
is negative one, like it could be both.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh she's got well Brandon, congratulations you are a winner here.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
On the d u I K. Yeah, a positive or
a negative?
Speaker 6 (44:59):
Imagine your number sometimes it's all right.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well Brandon, congratulations man, we appreciate you listening to Well,
you shall have yourself.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
A great weekend. Okay, hang on, We'll get your information.
Get you set up with a prize.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
That would be a good tactic in blackjack, or you know,
like you get twenty two, but then you have the
ace so you can take one away.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, one playing magic together?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, throw cards out.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Brandon was the winner. He didn't need question number three,
but just for funzie, his question number three here on
the DUI.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Q you would try to lug nut on what part
of your car a lug nut specifically or fairly specifically?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Kayla, now confident on that. I'm not confident about these two. Yeah,
I'll wait to be swayed.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
What do you think Okay, I'm saying yes to Sammy
and I have a reason why. Okay, I'm saying yes
to Menace because common knowledge. Okay, and then Kayla, I'm
gonna I'm gonna triple yes again.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Juice today, what do you think, Gina, Well, this will
be my first round the World of the Day. I'm
gonna say triple.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
No, triple no, menace, And Sammy, do you think that
you'll get it right?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I believe she will not get it right. And I
agree with Greg, Sammy should know the answer to this
question because for certain reasons. Okay, so based on that,
that was my initial thought too, So I will say
that menace.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yes, Sammy, yes, so no.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
I would be shocked if Sammy didn't.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Me too, And we'll explain why here in a second
question number three, d U y Q.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
You would try to lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Like the hubcap?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
More specific, the tire? Oh, more specific?
Speaker 6 (46:52):
What do you do they still make hubcaps?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I mean I gotta I gotta give, I.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Gotta give to be more specific, by the way, perhaps
are on my cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I mean where it's where the lug nut go.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
It would be like on the hub cap tire part.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
She knows exactly what, she knows what what it is,
but she doesn't know parts of cars. Yeah, well, yeah,
it holds that it holds the tire onto the car,
wheels the rim. That's such a chick answer, but she
knew what Yeah, yeah, I get she knows what from
the engine.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The reason, man is, I'm sure you had that right, Yeah, okay, yeah,
because Sammy's dad has been selling cars, But that doesn't
mean that she would necessarily.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, but we're not talking.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
About like Marissa Tomay and uh my cousin Vinny, brothers
and dads and everybody else who were mechanics and she
was able to speak to the tires and the differentials
and everything else.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
She thinks the tire is the wheel. Come on, people, Yeah,
I mean you know a lot of people say that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Though, but that wasn't my reasoning. I thought you recently
had to change a tire and you said it if
I had to do it myself, I could, but I
choose not to, right right, my dad.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
My dad did teach me how to change a tire.
And I remember one time I got to flat tire
on our way home from cheer. There was like five
girls in the car and my dad had to come
help us change a tire and he was like, every
one of you pay attention right now, and like yeah,
he was like you all need to learn how.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
To do this. Cheerleader's dad. I don't think she can't
plunge a toilet she can't turn a blood wrench. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't think you weigh enough yeah to.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Even kick it. I mean that's the thing is, I've
been with guys who had to change a tire in
my life as well, where I've like help guide them
how to do it, because I like am not if
I really had to, I could help. Oh yeah, they
to put whatever if they didn't need help.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, you don't put your jack under the frame. You
can really screw up. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. But
even on the jack, ads like photos of where to
put the jack unless you're an idiot, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, if you can't like look at pictures.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, all right, Question number three, d U I Q
you would find a lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
On the what the lug nut on the.
Speaker 6 (49:16):
Where would you find a lugnut?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
You can't do that?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
But I'm asking you.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
But I'm but I'm switching it in jeopardy again. They
just but I don't know, I don't know, I didn't
know anything, Okay, Yeah, I was very kind of again, Yeah,
I feel that way every time you're like idiots egg
on my face.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
There's a lot of today.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, speaking is stupid because uh, you know, god, I
feel stupid all the time we're talking about stuff I'm saying.
You know, I'm not a I'm not a very smart person.
I've said that a billion times. But some good news
for dummies like me and if you're one of us.
Study found that dementia might hit harder if you're well educated.
Oh interesting that falls for patients typically survive for around
(49:57):
ten years once they're diagnosed, but it drops it two
point five months for every year of college what they
think it has because you know, people with higher IQ's
hide it better and don't show signs of dementia as soon,
and so they're diagnosed a little later.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
So good news dummies, my fellow dummies. Yeah, there you go. Suffah,
all right, more when the show's coming up.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Hang on, you made it then, just in time.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
The Woody Show is back.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
All right, welcome back another piece of food news.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Please. According to some new data, the chain restaurant Chilis,
it's the hottest restaurant in the country right now. In fact,
it Chili sales have increased thirty one percent in the
last quarter and foot traffic has increased twenty percent, So
it's popping the chilis.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Why all thanks to TikTok.
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Oh yeah, Morgan has a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, she was just wiling them.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Yeah, it just caught fire because you know, TikToker stared
posting items on there.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
The other thing I saw is they have like a
new new deal. It's basically cheaper than fast food for
you know, handmade burgers. Okay, good for them.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
What's this you brought it?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
In? Another? The pizza, the Better Goods pizza, which we
officially endorse and by the way, it's not officially we
endorse it, but they're not a sponsor, but they certainly
could be it. This should yeah, you know, hey, Better
Goods people have texted us saying they bought your pizza
based on our recommendation. AnyWho, uh they asked they have
a cauliflower thin crust version, which I got because I
got like all six versions and you know, if you
(51:32):
guys want to.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Try it, and I tried it, it's a very This
is which one.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
It's cauliflower with like a pepperoni and regular.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
You should try it the cauliflower crusts. And I only
knew about it when Woody said he tried it and
liked it.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I like this, and I think this is very good.
It's right, I do like it, just like I've liked
their other pizzas.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Tastes flavors like you, just like you liked the other pizzas.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
What's that because the crust is vastly different. It's vastly different.
But but I'm saying, like, as the taste goes flavors on,
the flavor is good. Yes, I wish it was a
little crispyer, which is why, like the California Pizza Kitchen,
I keep calling it California Crust. Cauliflower crust is really
good because there's a crispness to it, yet it's also
(52:14):
still somewhat chewy. Yeah, if you can finish this on
a flat up or something.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
That was gonna say, if you want to crisp it
up like on in a big pan, like on top
of your oven, that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, I would not. This is to me that it's
just a vastly different because the crust of the other
better goods is what makes it so nice. I style
it was great. I like the doughiness of the of
the dough cauliflower. This is like a soft flat to me,
this is this is not a remarkable pizza though in anyway.
Speaker 7 (52:42):
This.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Illegal pizza oven that we have office oven. Is it
on a do you just cook it on a rack
or do you put it like on a cookie sheet? Okay,
oh right on the rack? Yeah, so I'm surprised it's
that that flimsy yeah for being just cooked run on
the wreck.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Somebody had texted over six one eight says I tried
the better Goods Margherita pizza last night. The verdict is rip, nip,
slip and drip damn good me love.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Flower, by the way, not that much better for you.
It's only a couple of hundred calories less.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Well, let me guess is the Is it mixed with
like a tap yoga or cassava flower, because those are
very Carbis brown rice, corn starch too? Well, I'm saying,
but people do.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
No.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
But because I've gone through many cauliflower crusts, I'm like,
oh this this carbs are the same as if I
was just eating the pizzas.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's like fake meat. They they thrown up.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Oh if that was better for you, I would eat
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
By the way, I study found that mentioning vegan, vegetarianism
or veganism in your dating profile hurts your chances of
finding a partner.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Why people don't eat meat also impacts their chances of
getting a match. Vegetarians motivated by health reasons rated less
favorably than those doing it for ethical or environmental concerns.
They see this is like the because their restrictive diet
is considered self centered choices compared to an altruistic one.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Agreed, but if you're doing it, who cares.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Vegetarianism also influenced people's perceptions of masculinity and femininity. Men
who opted for a veggie burger were viewed as less masculine,
while while women who didn't eat meat were seen as
butchy and less feminine overall.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Oh so it doesn't matter what gender you looked interested?
Speaker 1 (54:25):
And that said in the end, none that might matter
because four and ten vegetarians, it's about thirty nine percent
wouldn't consider a relationship with a meat eater anyway. Yeah,
now boards a vegetarian, yep, I wouldn't call him less manly,
would you, Guys? He's not his face, he's burned the
place down.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
He does he does it for you know, the love
of animals, right right, which I have more respect for
than you know the people that do it for dietary reasons.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Now, board, does your wife eat meat at all?
Speaker 7 (54:56):
No?
Speaker 6 (54:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (54:56):
When I met her, she was a vegetarian, vegan, kind
of back and worth on the tube.
Speaker 6 (55:00):
Yeah okay, and is that what turned you onto it?
Speaker 4 (55:04):
And to her?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah no, I pretty much ate that way anywhere vegetarian too,
let's bang. Yeah right, get those pants off, girl? Just
why bring it up on a dating.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
You see that egg plant? Yeah to your question, Greg, Yeah,
anytime thisone has anything like that, their politics, their dietary
turn off.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, why is that your identity?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
This could work better than dating apps. This woman in Australia,
she went to a rugby match and she held up
a big sign that just said single with an arrow
pointing down, and she put her Instagram handle on it,
and now her d ms are flooded. Of course, here's
the picture just as single. She's holding up the hhow
she's cool with sports, So I'm sure a lot of
(55:44):
guys found that interesting. And then here's another picture from
her from her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's not She's not
a bad looking.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Check she could look like she did it for followers
instead of dating. I guarantee she's on daily, if not hourly.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay, Well, there are a lot of attractive women who
say that men don't hit on them because intimidating. Do
you think that's true. I've never believed that.
Speaker 6 (56:09):
I don't know. I'm not a dude.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I watch because you watch it happen in real life.
And I I have been with girls who if I
if I leave them alone and they're guys talking to
them if I'm not going to get a drinker out
of the bathroom, so I know what happens and it's
just then maybe they maybe they might pull it off
as like, oh, guys are just nice to me. They're
at I will say this, the type of guy that
they might be into is not hanging like those are the.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Ones who are the sea basses who are hitting on them.
You're not getting this, Greg, Greg wouldn't hit on it.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
For other reasons.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
But no, but I'd want to go shopping with her.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Correct? Correct?
Speaker 6 (56:45):
I just joined because you know, I joined every Facebook group.
There's some one called vouch dating good and verified guys.
So these are guys that you like basically like nominate like, hey,
singing girls, like my brother's a great guy or whatever.
And now I'm on this site just because I because I.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Would never trust somebody who's like vouching for a family member.
Speaker 6 (57:03):
Oh that's how I found it. I'm on the I'm
also on like the don't date him girl one. I
love these Yes, I'm married and this is just for fun.
But they're like, oh, my brother's really nice. Where do
I post him? And everyone's like, go to the vouched
and verified page? So I had to join that. So
now there's like apparently all these nice guys.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Okay, well there you go and everybody place.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah yeah, where where do I need to go for this.
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Vouch dating on Facebook? Good and verified guy?
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Facebook?
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Okay you don't have Facebook inst Oh good for you.
I thought I was the only person in the plant.
I felt that so lonely for so long, Like a
lot of us.
Speaker 6 (57:41):
Are getting fothered into Facebook.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I mean, I on a Facebook, but I got rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Another relationship news you guys hear about I've always hated
this guy, the kicker for the Ravens, Justin Tucker. Okay,
so the hold Deshaun Watson thing with messus massage places. Well, now,
Justin Tucker has been accused of sexual misconduct by six
(58:06):
different massage therapists.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Geez, these guys with massager.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
The Baltimore Banner reports that the six messuses at four
different spas around the Baltimore area all have the same stories.
He would come in for therapy at points during their work,
he would intentionally and repeatedly expose his penis and intentionally
let it rub on them. He would also quote leave
ejaculate on their equipment, meaning on the table, oh, following
(58:31):
some of the treatments, and two of the spas say
they actually banned Tucker because of this behavior. Now, of
course he's denying all the claims.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Well, but the thing is, who's going to that many
different massage parlors unless it's for a reason. Well, I
guess you if you get kicked out? Yeah, right, exactly. Well,
who knows that this is actually true? Allegedly this is
what's being alleged.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
But evidence would be on the table.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
This is one of those things where you have, like
you see somebody, you see their face.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
Not hate this guy. I've hated them forever. I hate
him just because he's a Baltimore Raven too. Let's make
that very clear. Can't stand him because of that alone. However,
that being said, you know when you just get a
vibe about somebody, like if you say, hey, give me
the name of somebody who's going to end up, you know,
on one of these like type of like uh, yeah,
to the.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
List, Yeah, what's his name? I gotta look him up.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yeather, the Harvey Weinstein list or the what's his name
who killed himself? Epstein list? Or yeah, just yeah, we
keep saying that about lin Manuel Miranda. He's gonna come
out at some point, like in some kind of scandal.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
I say, I get it. JT has very nice eyelashes. Yeah,
I don't trust his face.
Speaker 6 (59:31):
I've never liked a tangular smile.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
His face.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I've never trusted it.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
It looks kind of disheveled.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, so yeah, that's the that's the that's the report.
TMZ has a big thing on it too. You can
you can check it out justin Tuger Tuger.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
But you're right. Once you find like your massage place,
you keep going to the same place, move around all.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Eight seven.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He will come back and I'll tell you who the
what do you show employee the month for January is?
Whoa on the Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Show boy Hattie?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
That sure got a tasty kick to it, Billy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Shall We'll be right back.
Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
This is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Well, it's time to announce the winner.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Will you show Employee of the Month for January twenty
twenty five, And.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I'll spare you all the dramatics. I think it was
an overwhelming vote, and it was. It was already something
I was thinking about. Congratulations and she's not here today
because she went home sick. Morgan is your employee of
the Month for January.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Is going to accept this award on her behalf?
Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
I think you should, Oh, now you should.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Okay, I accept this award on Morgan's behalf. Thank you everyone,
Thank you to God, Thank you to my family and
Dana White. Thank you Dana White, and thank you Cabo and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah, God bless Cobo. I love you. I can't wait
to get home celebrate.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah right, well, congratulations on the sixty nine dollars cash
bonus and another Employee of the Month plaque for Morgan.
She's a multi winner.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Yeah, it's been a big month for her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I mean, and you know, the employee. It's not just
doing what you're supposed to do well, it's going above
and beyond. That's really what it is. And she has
she's gone and traveled places off the clock, hours of
her time to go collect audio and do things and
and whatever. So we really appreciate that Morgan does a
great job. So congratulations to Morgan. Thank you guys for
(01:01:33):
giving me your feedback to we go around the room
here obviously, and then I take into consideration what the
listeners think, who's really stood out to you? And then
and then I make a decision. Yeah, I'm the one
buying the plaque. Ye, I'm the one giving out the money. True,
And that's coming out of my pocket. It's like, damn,
you should get a vote. Yeah, I should get a vote.
I'm not eligible to win, all right. Eight seven seven
(01:01:55):
forty four Woody is the phone number sent us a
text this morning whenever you got over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
The Woody Show is back.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
All right, we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's
January the thirty first, twenty twenty five. My name is Whatoy.
That is great gory Hi, We've got minus what there's
uh Gina grad Hey sea basses?
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Here you got Sammy? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. What
you can hit us up with the text over to
two nine eight seven. You guys are ready for some
redneck news. Oh yeah, the Woody Show, if you know,
the moon Landing, wors Pike and pe put Is Wheels.
We nameans.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Speaking of Bigfoot, this one's a little different than what
we're used to with these redneck news stories. Hey, you
know how Sammy loves cheaters, right, you probably love this one.
This woman for divorce, and the final straw was that
her husband went hunting for bigfoot with his ex girlfriend.
(01:03:08):
The husband has been trekking all over the world looking
for Bigfoot, and according to the divorce papers, on one
of his trips, he took his ex with him without
telling his wife. And it gets even better. During the
final stages of divorce, he was asking for spousal support
because he got injured on one of these bigfoot trips
(01:03:28):
and he was claiming that he couldn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
It wasn't the hunting for bigfoot, It's just because he
brought an eggs is that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Her problem, but the judge didn't buy it, since he
continues to go camping and fishing and hunting and riding
quad motorcycles exploring remote areas of the wilderness in search
of Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
So sound fun.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah, she's on the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Hook for any of that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So, ladies, you think you're annoyed because your husband plays
video games too much or whatever he's into.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
How about much Mario?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You know, as he's spending all this time out of
the woods looking for Bigfoot, but he's dealing it with
his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
No, thank you, take your yetti and go find somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
A couple of guys that died in outside of Portlands
for from exposure. They were hunting for Bigfoot. Wow, months ago.
It's not your family member, right Sam, I mean you
have a family member that hunters.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, No, No, I just have Bobo on Sunday he's.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah that's a nickname, right, Yes, okay, Yes, he was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
On Finding Bigfoot the show.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
He was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
He's a huge guy and so that was the one
re enacting.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, tell us about some of your other family members.
What are they like?
Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Do you have a lock neest monster hunter, crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Into the whole like astrology thing and whatever. He's a
bigfoot hunter like weather kind.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Of interesting successful big foot hunter.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh yeah, I loo.
Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
He has a hat that says gone squatch him.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, it's successful, like he's found a bunch of Yeah,
how how do you measure six sess in the bigfoot
hunting world's?
Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I mean yeah, they had a show about it for
many seasons, right, But.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
That's like a pity thing, sisters, unsuccessful.
Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
It's like a freak show.
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
How is it a pity thing? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
People enjoy people?
Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Of course they're going to do a show about the
guy who's devoted his life to hunting.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
A fictional thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
He's not alone.
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
There's a lot of people who are.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
They had good ratings, that's why it continued. People enjoyed
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Everyone was talking about it. Greg, how'd you miss.
Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
It Finding Bigfoot?
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
You have never heard of that show?
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
It was never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Okay, that's a woman who filed for divorce after her
husband secretly goes on a trip hunting for bigfoot with
his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
And that is today's red Nick.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
We need to do an intervention for Bobo.
Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Sounds like Bobo gaving his best life it's getting paid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
To hunt for big does get better than that?
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Like what kind of money?
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I mean TV money getting paid because of the show.
So essentially I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Like groupies and the merch and stuff. Yeah right, so
he's retired now from all that money?
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Well, it says he.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I mean again, I don't talk to him about his finances.
Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
He earned between five and ten grand per episode?
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Kind of what kind of car does you drive? I
truly don't tell us about his house.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
He's humble, Like what kind of house is liv see,
I'm imagining like this is the kind of person.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Living the trail.
Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
He goes to his mom's house, like.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
The people listening to that Coast to Coast with George.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Nor So, he could just be a big act. He
might not even believe what else does he talk about?
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
What do you mean like if you're hanging out with him,
is he one of those guys who's just kind of
like singularly focused. He's like bigfoots his whole identity kind
of thing. Like so like if if I just met
him and I didn't know about this big foot thing, like,
he wouldn't him off as odd.
Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
No, he wouldn't just be like talking to you about Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
What cryptids?
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Do you just like his personality or you know those
people are a strange vibe.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
No, he's cool, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, from the photos, it looks like you would give
off a vibe. Yeah, I'm just asking. I'm saying, look,
I got an ant chrissy. Like we all have people. Yeah,
we all have people in the family who are characters,
at least on the photos of a character. For sure.
If I met him, I'm like, we can talk about Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
He's a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Okay, all right, he looks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Like besides this, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Like, what does he do for a living?
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I mean that was it?
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
That's it? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Well now I mean now they you know he has
a podcast and stuff, and that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
He does for a job, even after because that the
show's over, right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Like I know that he has a podcast. Now, that's
what I know.
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
He's not in finance.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Good family member, you are. I can't merch mer those
hats probably, but to me that would seemed more like a.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah, like you would do like if you're a big
foot hunter, like you do that on the weekends or
you know, you do your big trip with your boys
every year.
Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I mean, it becomes your job.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
It did for the purpose of the show. But I'm
saying like, now, because he's not on the show, the
show is not a thing anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Okay, So after that, like, what's the next chapter of
your life?
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Like, what do you do for a living? Said, go
to nursing school. He's got a podcast. Okay, he's on cameo.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Nice, he lives on Patreon.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I know that, Like he could be related to your boyfriend.
How much on came something twenty five dollars he has given? Oh,
by Jesus, you might be making cameo money. These are
just the reviews, he said, four hundred and seven reviews. Okay,
I've never written a review myself, and I bought all
kinds of cameos.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Did he lose a lot of weight?
Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Okay, all right, I'm just curious about that whole thing.
It's amazing to me, like how people cannot work for
a living. That's I mean, that's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Real work, or to be a professional bigfoot hunter.
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Speak a big foot. I went on a date with
a guy who was obsessed with bigfoot and he was
telling me during the Mount Saint Helen eruption that the
government hid hid bigfoot?
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
What in a hospital?
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Oh hit bigfoot hospitals because bigfoot families were also impacted
by the eruption. Oh they hid bigfoot hot, that's what
they meant. Okay, so they set up these bigfoot hospitals
because bigfoot families were impacted.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
By the eruption.
Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Family big feet.
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
The way I think my face set it all and
the date ended at that point, that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Had to be seventy nine or so eighty. That eruption
didn't just like it wasn't a mudslide. It was literally
like the football field sized rocks going at one hundred
miles an hour. So there's no hospitals. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Sammy's cousin was spoofed on an episode of South Park
season sixteen, episode four.
Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Oh no, that's how you know you made it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Look at this. Do you have a phone number?
Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
If it still works? I mean I do have him
in my phone.
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Call um, so if we can get him on the air,
call him during the break. Okay, see if we can
get him on the we have questions we need you. Yeah,
give on the line a little early for whatever whatever
it might be night before. Yeah, something tells me that
the Bigfoot hunting schedule is not like like regular nine
to five.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I would love to join you. I've got meetings.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, big conference call.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Guess what the name of that South Park episode is?
Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
What's it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Jew Pacabra?
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I remember that episode, jew Pa Cabra.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah, that's right. Okay, So yeah, calm during the bak.
See if we get him on the phone. Okay, I'd
love to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I'm so curious and we could hear his squatch call.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Like you can make a you can make a whole
life out of that.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
He did, I know he did apparently for that.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
It started It started on a do you remember that
show Strange Days with Bob Saggatt. It was like a
mini series kind of thing, and he just went and
did things with like random things with people who did that,
and so that's how he went and had in Bigfoot
with them, and then they ended up getting a whole
show off of it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Listen to Bobo's squatch call from Finding Bigfoot from a
Finding big Foot episode. It's great to see if you
can find that seabas.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Dude, he has all this photographic evidence of you know,
footprints on his Facebook.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Okay, nobody can make a foot right, all right, right, okay,
So either way, we'll take the break, we'll come back.
You know, we're gonna talk to Sammy's cousin.
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, he's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Cousin Bobo the bigfoot sasquatch hunter or or both.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I have a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You know how menaces into like some crazy stuff. He's
got different interests, you know, he's one the super volcanoes and.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
The worries things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I want to talk to Bobo so bad. So Calum
see if can get him on the phone. You get
the men high first.
Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Also, he also calls Joey Chestnut the Goat. Oh, I
definitely want to talk to I think there's.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Some snannigans going on the Wood Show with back.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Did you get a hold of your cousin, Bobo the
Big Foot Hunter?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Unfortunately I did not. I don't think he's awake yed.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I've been killing so I wonder how hard she tried,
because we've we've we've had and I've supported you in
the past on some of these things, like you know what,
maybe that's not a good idea, but I did you
really reach out to him.
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yes, I called him twice and antexted him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Do you want to see Okay, No, I'm now that
I've seen and heard some Bobo. I'm not surprised he
would not be awake. Yeah, not surprising because you got
to stay up late, like yeah, yeah, stuff, because everybody
knows that Big Boot doesn't come out during during the day.
We've had several people that have texted and saying they
(01:12:42):
knew or known him in the past, and it's it's
you know, he's kind of one of those woodsy hippie Yeah,
probably plays. Does Bobo love or did he love? Ultimately
not Ultimate Frisbee Frisbee Golf, I mean probably another fun fact.
Don't you have a family member that's wayne to Frisbee?
Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Oh yeah, well was my My aunt is in the
Ultimate Frisbee Hall of.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Fame married to Bobo.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Cousins Cousins Frisbee is running in athletics. Frisbee Golls is
just Stoner's in the time if you're just tuning in. Uh,
Sammy's cousin is Bobo.
Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Who was on that TV show Finding Bigfoot, and a
lot of people seem to know they did like apparently
spoofed him on a on a South Park episode. We
were talking about that. Somebody was saying, oh, you got
to hear his big foot call? Yeah, the big foot call?
Which best you found that? Yet he was on Conan O'Brien.
This is doing it to in studios. This is Sammy's cousin,
Bobo on with Conan O'Brien doing his sasquatch call.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Here we go, dude. Sounds legit to me.
Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Parties too, now.
Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Conan and and our good close personal friend Joel McHale,
who happened to be on set at the time, they
had a question because if that's what the bigfoot sounds like, Yeah,
Conan has a question.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Okay, I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
You're describing thousands of these creatures that live in the
woods and scream out all the time, like Robin Williams
in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
We don't have one. How come we don't have one?
Why isn't he on the show right now?
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Why isn't he on the view? Why isn't he walking around?
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I mean because then Bobo would never show. Yeah, thank you.
So we said Thanksgiving must be lit. Yeah, at Sammy's
family's house. Yeah, yeah, Sammy, I have all these fun
facts about your family, But what about mine? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
What about your family? The fun facts about your family?
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Are you paying attention? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Your grandma had a farm. Your mom's a florist. They
did a lot of things with chickens and stuff to
go right, there was Yeah, there was like a farm
farm situation at your grandma's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
What are your mom's mom? Okay, sorry, your mom's and
your mom's a florist and you also worked at the
doing flower arrangements with her.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Correct? Yes, Okay, there you going right? Okay, Medica to
make sure you're paying attention to him too.
Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Yeah, yeah, very important.
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
It's not all about you. Sam.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
A couple things for Menace. You know, he likes that
he's fascinated by the story about the underground volcanoes. Yeah,
the super volcano, the super volcanos under a Yellowstone. Well,
how about uh, these underwater volcanoes. Have you hear about that?
Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Those are so cool?
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
So scientists they're predicting that a mile long volcano off
the West coast will erupt this year. It's known as
axial Seamount, and it's about three hundred miles off the coast.
Of Oregon, and they say it's showing behavior that indicates
an eruption is imminent. But they say, don't worry, no
threat to humans. Even if you were on a boat
right above it when it erupted, you wouldn't even know it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Oh, ocean farming.
Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I would love to get a new island, So don't don't.
Don't be concerned about that. But astronomers just spotted a
massive asteroid which they say is around one hundred meters
or just over three hundred feet wide, which I say
is not big enough to be a planet killer, but
at the same time, it wouldn't be good. There's a
one point three percent chance of it hitting Earth in
(01:16:16):
twenty thirty two.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
That ain't zero, right, you're saying there's a chance. Yeah,
that's kind of high. Yeah, but because if its orbit,
we might not know for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
And they stay until twenty twenty eight, so we'd have
four years, you know, to potentially do something about it. Yeah,
send Bruce Willis up there or something.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Getting correct that because like big rocks and big motions,
are very easily easy to calculate, says According to the
nerds at space dot com, it would create a massive
crater destroy buildings up to nine miles away, shatter windows
more than sixty miles away, trigger a massive earthquake that
would destroy stuff over a much larger area, but would
(01:16:53):
also kick up a ton of dust.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
And debris that would linger in the atmosphere, or if
it hit the ocean, it would cause a massive tsunami.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Now, for reference, there was an asteroid half this size
that hit eastern Russia in nineteen o eight. That was
am and it flattened eighty million trees over an area
of about eight hundred square miles.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
When that happened, Oh, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Gonna land in Greg's backyard probably, Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, somebody says, uh three one.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Oh. I was with Bobo on Saturday because his father
passed away, which is where I was.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Also there on Saturday and the celebration of.
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
A celebration of yesked samue what she was doing. We
asked Sam what she was doing for the weekend. She goes, well,
I'm going to a celebration. We're like, well, wow, that's Friday,
it's cool Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, we just have to go to her last yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Oh well, well, the celebration of life for my uncle.
There was probably one hundred and fifty people. I mean
there was a ton of people there.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Yeah, it wasn't just like family mines. Bobo's brother married
my wife, and I, oh the official.
Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Efficient in my okay, yeah right, uncle married me. But
like my uncle and then the three sons, yeah at
my wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Okay, I read that wrong because I said Bobo's brother
married my wife, and I like it was like some
kind of like.
Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I read that wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
We all ordained through the Universal Life Church.
Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
At this point, I don't know. Yes, it's not really
a qualification that's hard to get.
Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
You just go online fill out the form.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Also for menace, this is something for you. I'm sure
you get a boner. Over over in China, they armed
a drone and a robot dog with fireworks and let
them duke it out, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
And there's video of this nice and.
Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
You see the drone fireworks fitted onto the landing gear.
The dog has the fireworks firing like on this mechanism
that's mounted on its back, and they're dueling each other
while dodging incoming fire.
Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
I'm not sure if they're being controlled manually or operating autonomously,
but they say, this might be the first machine war
and dawn of modern warfare powered by artificial intelligence. And
I do have somewhere here. Look look at the screenshots here,
So it's it's a drone. It's drone and robot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Dog, dude, that rules battling it out? All right, Well,
it looks like there's a new betting site that's gonna
be new sports league.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Yeah, yeah, who you got in that fight? I'll take
the drone.
Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yeah, no, the dog because all it takes is one
decent shot that drones going down. Yeah, he hit a propeller.
It's over. Great.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
You don't know that taxi.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
The stupidest question.
Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
One of my favorite videos is this guy who's like
he's standing on one of those huge drones and he's
like flying around like you know, he's a Marvel character.
And somebody throws a basketball to him and he drops
it onto one of the propellers and then.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
He just.
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Those things can't fly with the three like if they
have I'm saying, if they have propellers in the four corners,
they can, Like how a plane can fly with just
one engine.
Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
No, I think one of the propellers out it like
throws it off balance. I'm sure future versions will be
able to compensate for that, but not now.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Or maybe the arms could swing it away so it
becomes almost like a like a piece sign.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
That's why the test versions of you know, the ones
that people are gonna be in, like the flying taxis. Yeah,
they have parachutes, okay, just just in case. Like a bird.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
It's one of those bird.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, I don't wait to get one though.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Boys even funny, Well it's uh, it's not Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
But this guy in Australia five, he's in his fifties,
and he found out the answer was no when this
enormous kangaroo attacked him while he was walking to his car,
kangaroo in its face. The man suffered serious hip injuries,
wounds to his arms and chests, and would have bled
(01:21:10):
the death of his next door neighbor hadn't been home
to help him afterward. So now there are warnings out
in town where the attack happened, warning people to dangerous kangaroos.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Do you see how ripped they are?
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
They are jacked, They don't look real.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Yeah. So could you take a kangaroo in a fist fight? Yes,
because they don't just use their fists they use their feet,
which are insingly powerful, and they also look ripped.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
They look did you hear that?
Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Okay, we're jealous of kangaroo.
Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
They do look wool like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
It's unsure that animals like kangaroos and gorillas get to
be jacked and all they do is he plants. I
know the penis game like penises, Like what's a like?
How big is the How big is an never looked
up a roal penis?
Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
A siri?
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
How big is a kangaroo's penis?
Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
Oh, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Their penises can stretch up to eight times the length
of their body. They're jacked and.
Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
That's no way I'm looking at kangaroo is looking at it.
It's like, uh, it's like, what would you say this is?
I don't know, that's less than about four Yeah, it
looks like kind of like a corkscrew and there their
sack is in front.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
But I'm saying, like, maybe they're more growers than showers
than when they're when this is red rocketed.
Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Yeah, maybe it grows eight times like from its original size,
or if you start off the side of.
Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
Everyone, it's pretty tiny.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
We also have the.
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Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
And men find it before that never and you found it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
We saw that out there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Is it two good? It's pretty good, I hope, though
I'm thinking maybe it's not good.
Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
The Woody Show.
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Last day of January, January thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Today is National Hot Chocolate Day. Yeah, it's also Eat
Brussels Sprouts Day.
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
If they're roasted, that's Fineeah, the.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Roast of Brussels sprouts. And you know, for the longest time,
my mom when I was a kid, always made Brussels sprouts,
but it was the ones that came in those frozen bricks. Yeah,
you would get in those frozen foods. So yeah, and
the Royal law they were bitter and they were gross
and bland.
Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
We did not understand you're supposed put them in the oven.
Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Also, there's another change. There was a genetic change made
to Brussels sprouts that make them less bitter.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Bitter.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Yeah, they're so popular. Yeah, so that's a change that
happened from when I as a kid until now. So
that's why they're less bitter. There's still you know, a
little cabbages.
Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
But you just put a little parmesan on it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Yeah, Jean balsamic.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, they'll be the best frozen Brussels sprouts.
Is Trader Joe's frozen one already on it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
These were just the ones my mom would bided with
a plane.
Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Yeah, there was nothing gross.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Today today is backwards Day. Shout out to Chris crossmember
Chris Cross. Today is National big Wig Day as well
as National Fun at Work Day. And my question is
how can you have fun at work if you're supposed
to be honoring the big wigs for National big Wig Day?
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Good, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah fat cats.
Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
And then it's also Scotch Tape Day today. I love
Scotch Day. We got the birth okay at the birthdays
and Porno Birthday coming up here in just a second.
Couple of entertainment things. You know, we were right about
that Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan thing where they were reuniting.
We know what you're doing. It is a Super Bowl ad.
They recreated the fake Orgon has some diner scene from
when Harry met Sally. It's for a Hellman's Manny's commercial,
(01:25:03):
which is that's kind of funny considering what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
Yeah, yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
You don't even have to wait for the super Bowl
to see it. It was released yesterday, which we were
talking about. We asked people on the text to vote, like,
do you think we should make a rule that says
you can't release any of the any of the super
Bowl ads before the actual actual super Bowl, And overwhelmingly
everybody said yes, it just takes away some of the fun.
Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I agreed with one texter though, they said, don't ban it,
just be an adult and don't watch them like we're
watching a commercial.
Speaker 6 (01:25:34):
I'm like, oh, that's Matthew McConaughey's he's not usually in
commercials a.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Man, and everybody's talking about them. What it needs is
a media blackout, because you'll just be watching the news
and exactly, yes, exactly, so we need to contribute by
not covering that. Bill Murray and Pete Davidson there in
a new movie. It's called riff Raff.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
It's a comedy where they play gangsters out to murder
Jennifer Coolidge's family owe her character.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Well, there's a big problem here, I'm thinking, because it's
they spill it ri I f f FF and like
the Rapper Yeah, exactly, like the Rapper Menace. And unless
he's in this movie, I think I see a plastup coming.
Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Well, the trailer looks funny. It's gonna be in theaters
on March seventh. Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Sammy get ready.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Hell yeah. I had the whole House on the Prairie
paper dolls when I.
Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Was a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
The original series ran from seventy four until eighty three.
It streams on Peacock and people still love it. The
stats are had more than thirteen billion minutes of it
stream just last year. Crazy, So that's why they're rebooting it.
Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Did you see the number one TV show that was
streamed last year? What was it, Gray's Anatomy?
Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Really? I mean Blue was like number one, but like
actual TV production with the real people. Yeah, Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah. Netflix executive says the new version will be quote
part hopeful family drama, part epic survival tale, part or
urgent story of the American West. Casting or a start day.
What was the name of the main dude, Michael Landon?
Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Yeah, and then Sarah not Sarah Gilbert, Melissa Gilbert.
Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
And then she she he died young.
Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
Yeah, he was sick right after Highway to Heaven.
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, but yeah, AIDS right, Uh, No, he didn't have AIDS.
Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
He had lung cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Yeah, some kind of cancer. No, it was the it
was the dad from from Brady Bunch, right, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Yeah, I believe he did.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Robert Reid wasn't Robert Reid and he had was he?
Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
I think he did. But Michael Landon had pancreatic cancer,
which was fast.
Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
But I watched a little bit of that show.
Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
I was bored with it when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
The one where he went back in time, No leap
is it the one where he was in a family
with other dinosaurs.
Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
Wait, qualtum leaves, not back in time. They he went
like in other people's bodies in different times.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
It was. There was one that he was like bout syndrome,
and there was but like he'd go back to like
World War two or get all my shows mixed up?
Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Wait wait wait wait. Robert Reid had colon cancer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Colon cancer, though I really need to get but it was.
Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Later revealed to have been hastened by h I.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
So now here there we go that gives you colon cancer?
Did he go back in time?
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
But drilling? Oh g well, honestly, like like does like
colon cancer? What's what's a what's a what do you
call it? Positive colon cancer?
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
A bad diet like.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Smoking causes lung cancer kind of thing, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
A bad Yeah, bad diet as it goes through your colon,
so you know your backdoor and couldn't tell you could
it be like colon or prostate or you're irritating things?
I don't know, you might actually be healthier.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Maybe maybe there's a movie based on the Doctor Seuss
book All the Places You'll Go that's coming out. In
twenty twenty eighth, I announced that cold Play play these
two shows, and it ended up being the biggest concerts
of the twenty first century because there were more than
one hundred and eleven thousand people I believe it that
attended each one.
Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
India, Oh India.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Yeah, which, by the way, did you see that stampede? No,
so at least thirty people killed, dozens injured. There was
a stampede, the world's biggest gathering. While one of the
world's biggest gatherings there in India. It's a religious festival.
It happens once every twelve years. About one hundred million
people show up to bathe in a river that they
believe is holy water. Oh and not clear yet, but
(01:29:37):
I mean you see some of the video and stuff.
It's like, man, all these people, you're all going to
get in the river. Not clear what triggered the panic
and the stampede, but the death toll. The last I
heard it was around thirty. I'm not sure what it
is as we speak. All right, here we go something
for Sammy. Yes, Queen of Hallmark, Lacey Shabert. Yes, she
is releasing a line of products next holiday season called
the Lacey Shabert Collection, very creative name. It'll include greeting cards,
(01:30:01):
gift wrap, ornaments, glassware, another quote entertaining essentials. All right,
you'll be able to find it online and of course
in Hallmark stores, and then after the holidays, her collection
will continue into the new year with year round products.
Lacey Shabert says ever since she was a little girl
that she loved the quote universally positive experience of shopping
in a Hallmark store.
Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Loved the Hallmark store. I used to get my precious
moments from there, my little anyway, anyway, you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Realize as soon as you said it, right, I mean
that's how it sounds. Precious moments.
Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
I remember those.
Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
I had a temporary job in high school, Sammy that
I helped build one of those stores.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Do you really?
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
How lucky?
Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
More good news. Sammy doesn't even have to wait until
the holidays for more Lacey, because she's got a new
Hallmark movie coming out this week. It's called An Unexpected Valentine,
of course, and her Hallmark Plus reality series Celebrations with
Lacey Shbert is getting a second And you guys, so
much good news overload. What was the nineties show that
(01:31:06):
she was on?
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
He was the Little Girl with Jennifer Yeah, what Gretchen
Wieners and Wing Girls.
Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Her grandfather invented the toaster strudle yes?
Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Well now in the movie in.
Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
The movie okay, okay, sorry, I guess you had to
be there to watch it. Yeah, time for your birthdays show.
Say we're gonna shiver, We're gonna sits shy, and you know,
we don't do all right.
Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Starting with the celebrities that drunk. Justin Timberlake forty four
years old.
Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
He's not looking good.
Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
You got the you know, alcohol does take a toll.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, oh sure.
Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Marcus Mumford, the singer of Mumford and Sons, is thirty eight.
Jonathan Banks. He played uh Mike Emmerhat or em Trot
on Better Call Saw and Breaking Back.
Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Are watching?
Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
He was Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yeah, he's Mike. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, very rarely
ever heard his last name, butut yeah, but yeah he was.
Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
He was great, the best. And you see uh car
and you see what's his name? It plays Gus. What's
what's the action name?
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Oh my god, Joe Carloesposito. Yeah, he's in that new
Red HAULK movie. I keep seeing the trailers from then.
He plays a guy who looks like another badass. So
the type.
Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Jonathan Banks is seventy eight. Portion de Rossi is fifty two.
Bobby moynihan from SNL formerly SNL forty eight years old. Today,
Mini Driver is fifty five. Today you got Kerrie Washington
Olivia Pope on Scandal, who is forty eight. John Leiden
ak Johnny Rotten, that idiot from the Sex Pistols gets old.
He is today, Greg Let's go with sixty nine sixty nine, Yeah,
(01:32:51):
and then uh, Nolan Ryan's Baseball Hall of Famer. He's
seventy eight. Your porno birthday today is Whitney Westgate, and
she's had her legs pulled apart like a wishbone in
two hundred and eighty seven fine films, including Bubaholics Anonymous
Volume nine. She was in Hot Wife Bribed for Anal,
also Unplanned Orgies Volume fourteen, because you know it's just
(01:33:13):
a spontaneous orgy. She was in Lesbian Family Affair Volume two,
also Whitney's Wicked Facials, and who can forget her unforgettable
role in Five Fluesy Females Banged for Fun Fluzy, Ohluzy,
that's a Whitney Westgate who is thirty one years old today,
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
(01:33:36):
that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment.
Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Insensitivity draining for a politically her world.
Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
The Woody Show, Oh well, that's gonna do it for
this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show. That's
it for the week. Everybody, Yeah time two weekend we
got the full show podcast and the Highlights podcast fifteen
to thirty minutes of our favorite stuff from each day's show.
You can just go to the Woodieshow dot com and
(01:34:03):
find it there. But on today's show our final auction
item of the day. You have until tomorrow you get
your bids in. Thank you everybody who made a bid,
and congratulations to the auction winners. All the stuff at
SeaBASS was auctioning off before Moving Day. Friday Fail Stories
the du IQ, and we announced the Woodies Show Employee
of the Month Forward show Way. Yes, sixty nine dollars
(01:34:26):
in a brand new plaquem But everybody on the the
efforts on the show have been fantastic and I do
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
But anyway, that and more all on.
Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Today's podcast plus this weekend go back hear the stuff
from earlier in the week, like that Uncensored podcast from
when Sea Bass was at the av NS the Adult
Video News Awards talking to the porn stars about their
worst day at work. Yesterday we had Bush or Bear
with Morgan, also Morgan's There for dollars challenge was this
week we had a lot of good stuff this week. Yeah,
(01:34:55):
do good news. If you missed that, just go to
the Woody Show dot com back on Monday with the
weekend cheers and jeers and a question is Greg the
h o a hole?
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Answer that?
Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Greg has damn near started a war with his neighbors.
We're gonna tell you all about it. And Sea Bass
even got involved in Yes, and I thank him immntally.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Anyways, say anything you oup Betunen now on Monday you
can leave for us in the Afterdover's voicemail that numbers
eight seven seven forty four wood He of course finals
follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah. We will never know if somewhere out there there's
a bottle of wine or tequila thinking about us too.
Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
This will be a lost reference for a number of
people listening. There was a kids movie back in the
eighties called American Tale, and the big song from that
was somewhere out there where five O the mouse had
gotten separated from his family. Yeah, and they were like
singing this song looking up at the moon and wondering
if there's hanging under the same moonlights. Yes, it is
(01:36:02):
the same.
Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
It's that sentiment, It is the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Happening between Tequila and us.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
We'll never know, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
You should get reunited this weekend. Thank you very much,
Greg Goring. Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD Doublem Bye, great Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
You mother,
Due to the graphic nature of this broken.
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Listener discretion. Is it lies.
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The Woody Show, Ilk, This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody worry. Today is the final day
of January. It's January the thirty first, twenty twenty five.
And you guys, today is Friday. Oh yeah, end of
(01:05):
another week end of the month, which we're talking about
how long this month has seen? My buddy that he
is Greg Gory Menace is here, good Marney menas Hi, Woody,
there's Gina grad Sea Bass is here like Friday, Sea Bass.
You got Sammy, we got Bored, we got Morgan, we
got vond and you're here. It's Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
As we get into the weekend as quickly as we can,
we'll do that with the final Sea Bass Moving Day
auction of the day, one final item plus we'll close
out the scooter that has been getting bids. We announced
it yesterday morning. We'll close that one out and announced
one final one up for twenty four hours. All the
money going generously to fire relief from Sea Bass. Also
(01:49):
the Friday Fail Stories d u IQ for your chance
to win some stuff today and we'll announce the Woody
Show Employee of the Month winner for January, some of
the trending news headlines and some other stuff. Entertainment birthday
is porn a birthday today? You're on the Woody Show.
I mean, it's it's been a hell of a week.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah, I'm wondering. I have a question for you guys,
and I need a favor. Who here has a dishwasher?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Don't have?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Our house doesn't have a dishwasher. It's like one hundred
year old farmhouse. We're homesteaders. I didn't want to, but
that's the way it came. So anyway, this woman, all right,
I don't know if it's a woman, you know what.
I don't know who it was. But a listener from
the six oh three area code said Gina, put you know,
for the legos, the foot legos that the Morgan marched
all over with their blister feet. Put the legos in
a mesh lingerie bag and place them on the top
(02:34):
rack of a dishwasher to sanitize them. Pro tip from
Petrie dish young boys, who's snot on legos?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I was gonna say, like, wouldn't they melt? I mean,
I guess they're heavier plastic.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, it's like a good idea. I've seen people put
like toilet lids in the dishwasher, and I think that's
the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. But would anyone
accept my foot legos in their dishwash?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I have a feeling you could probably get away with
just throwing them in a sink and some so.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I've seen people put it in a tub. Just
you just throw them in the bathtub with water and
soap and let them soak for a little bit and
then take them out.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Back in my day, we didn't do this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know, you put them in your pasta colander, you
spray them with a garden hose.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, you got to go through the elements to make
yourself stronger.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
And it's a massive amount of lego.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I put them all back. I didn't even think about it.
And then this person was like, you should probably wash Them's.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Injury that you should wash them, but I don't want
to dishwash.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're another one who super germophobe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You say super germophone. Yeah, you well, you're regular laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
After five minutes, you're.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You are dramatic about things that don't need that level
of drama. When it comes to like the toilet seat, don't.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Don't bring the toilet see here washing toilet be auctioned
off sort of just the runs across to the other
side of the room. No, please don't bring me. Seriously,
I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You do have to sign it, person, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It right now.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
She doesn't want it, she doesn't get sign she just
sign it. No Jesus, multiple times. No, just sign it
while he's got there. You might as well he brought
it all the way over to you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I can barely write my own name. Signing things stresses
me out as well.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's not a good dame.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, I can't writ my like I can't write my
own name.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I can't. I have really bad writing and anytime somebody
sees it, they're like, what the hell you're You're not
supposed to write? And so no, I don't even sign things.
I literally print my name. If I'm asked to sign
something legal in.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Binding, you don't have a signature. That's that's really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I mean I would like if I need to sign
paperwork at the doctor, it's just scribbles. But if somebody
in this situation asks me to sign something, it's so
just like ridiculously unlegible that I just print my names. Yes,
it's always been like that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait and why, like why did you never like develop
a like a formal signature.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know, Okay, we're going to dive deep into this now, because.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I did fail, like when you had the right cursive.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Like yeah, so I was like I was. I mean,
in third grade we learned cursive. I really was not
good at it. I was literally the kid who had
to if the class was watching a movie, I had
to sit with the teacher and practice my cursive. Sometimes
I had just stay in at recess to practice my cursive.
And so when I really would sit down and sign
my name in cursive properly, and it's a long Samantha
(05:33):
and the whole thing, it just I didn't like it.
It didn't look good, but it was trying to look good.
So then I didn't. I tried to make it. It's
not trying to look good, and now it's just a mess.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I feel like a signature or you're you're John Hancock,
John Hancock. Care but you can, like you know, it
would be like a big s and then maybe like
the hard Some people have really cool looking signatures. Uh huh,
you know we're kind of looks sloppy, but it looks
like professional, like especially athletes and people who are like
signing a bunch of stuff, Like it's like one big
initial and then a couple things, maybe a straight line
(06:04):
and then like the number from their jersey. Well you,
it's pretty meant these.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Days you can get you can hire somebody to make
a signature for you.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You can't, but then I would then have to be
able to do it myself once they created the image,
and I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Be able to do that or such a complicated person.
We find out these new things about you all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Right, signing your name stresses you out.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, Greg, going to the movies and figuring out what
a park stresses you.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Even if you totally wholeheartedly disagree with that. At least
it involves like traffic or parking or time or a
schedule or not wanting to see previews or I could.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
See it's like be annoying, but like stressing, but you're games,
will you get anxiety.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Because everybody has commented on it my whole life, like
it's not. I can't just sign something and walk away.
We got to see this, have to stand it. Yeah,
now we got to see it. Just on the piece
of paper there or whatever, just just sign something like
its just if I were to sign like I literally just.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Wrote my name just because you're talking.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
If I was at the doctor and there, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just justted it himself and he didn't cry. Yeah,
and I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't cry. Don't want to show you because then
you're to make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's mine. Yeah, Okay, Like if I seen something like
I've never seen the.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Teacher and her teach me, but like one on one,
and I still can't do it. That's what's so upset.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
But Sammy, and in your defense, Menace just signed it
Menace in big block letters.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Print I always do.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is my signature.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's not bad.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
One s and then like a mountain range.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, it's cool kind of see how like I wrote
it on top of like where the different letters would.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Be, you know, So I mean it's in there.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's there.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And I told you it was like modeled after my
stepfather's signature because I would use that to if I
need to forge something from a letter from school or something.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Samy, look at this, that's mine.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's just gibberish, not great, this is not you are better.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I just signed the toilet and be dumb.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's a toilet, for God's do it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, don't sign it. Put lipstick on and give it
a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's even more personal.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, like, yeah, well you don't.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Have to sign signs.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Initials after Yeah, why don't I just spit on it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Just like Samster, you know, like all them.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And then Samster, what if she puts her hand intos
like a turkey, like a little oh line eight seven four.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I can put the side of my hand in uh
an ink and then make.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
A and you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You don't need to wash the legos. He'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's good for him. That's improve his immune system. Yes
what I'm saying. So we get super sack Up.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Show in the morning, and we are into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world on
a Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Mission today, as.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Is every Friday. Get through the morning of the weekend
as quickly as we can.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We appreciate you being here. That's great gory menace with
yuah yah. We got sea mass.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, we got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven
forty four, woody. Let's eight seven seven forty four Woodies.
We had to send Morgan home. She had a one
hundred and one degree fever. So yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Knew something was up because I tried to get on
the phone with her last night the talks some power
Slap because we're watching the Power Slaps. Yeah, matches, Yeah,
and she left early while we're watching, and so I
just want to say, hey, you know who won or whatever,
and then she wasn't really responsible.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Well, we are dying.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We hope Morgan gets well soon. Yeah, just a fever.
Don She's not puking or anything like that. So I
hope more.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She didn't give it to any of us. Oh yeah,
I hope more too. Yeah, for sure. But I think
we're fine. Fell get so far, so far?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, I mean, look, the thing is like nobody's walking
around with masks all the time. You know, we're getting
on planes, we're doing other and you don't know what's
going on. Like people don't disclose, Like when you go
into a store, you're sitting in line with somebody, or
you're getting on a plane, like yeah, all right, everybody,
we'll kind of had a fever this morning. I don't
know why you're any more concerned about this than you
are anything else that you just like you like a
(10:04):
bubble boy, never leave in your house.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
If I could be a sea bass here and you
disagree with that, thank you, because this is something we
do know about it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We had did allow and I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I have a policy and we're we're in a small
room rightly, but she's in the other room. But understood,
But we still have contact with her.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
We're still touching doors and speaking with her.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And if I came in I think two days in
a row.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yes, yeah, and we took our policy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I understand it in the garbage understanding. I don't know
why we're any more heightened about this anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I just don't want If I could be sick one
time of year as opposed to three times, I'd like
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I Look, I agree with you, and that's why I
always had that rule about Look, if you have a fever,
don't come in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, because that means you're until until we didn't have
the rule.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Well, I mean, what am I supposed to do when
she shows up? I'm supposed to fire her? She knows that,
and Samy and I have both had Sammy as the
executive producer of the show. We've had that conversation with her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yes, I told her even this week, told her to
go home, and then she was like, oh, no, well
it's going down. I don't really have a fever anymore.
It was ninety nine the last time I checked, but
I don't think I really do anymore. And then on
the FIR and then after it, and then that night
I text her and I said, hey, how are you feeling.
Do you need to call out tomorrow let me know
so we can get it covered. And she was like,
(11:21):
oh no, I'll be in tomorrow. And then she came
in with a fever again.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So what am I supposed to am I supposed to
execute her on the spot.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
She's not typhoid Mary, She's not trying to get people sick.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
The option is simply, you still have a fever, please
go home.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Right And she left.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, And so we had that conversation again yesterday and
she says, I just really hate I just really hate,
you know, not being here. She's one of those people
that thinks if she's not here, she's going to get fired.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
That's my point, and try.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Like, why would you feel that way. It's never happened
that way, there's no precedent.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yesterday, she woke up from her nap and text me
saying that she had one hundred and one fever. And
I said, do not come in tomorrow, you know, stay home.
We've got it covered. I already talked to everybody. Don't
even think about coming in tomorrow. And she was texting
me about certain things you know, that I was going
to do for that she would normally do. And she
was like, or you know, I can wake up at
(12:13):
two and see how I feel. You still come in.
And I was like, do not come in. It's already covered.
Everybody already knows. Like we're good.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah. So seeming better yesterday, though apparently not because the
fever went right back up.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
She's not getting rest. She's still coming into work.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So anyway, I appreciate her wanting to be here and
can't wear it. I do appreciate that. I don't want
people showing up here with a fever. Yeah, if you
have a fever. But anyway, so she's she's home. She's home,
point ping, yeah, point ping, She's home. Sunday is Groundhog
Day really in case anybody cares about that? So is
(12:49):
it going to be more winter or early spring? Say
you do care? Why what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sammy said? She does care.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I do because I like to watch the movie, and
so I watched it on Groundhog Celebrate. Yeah, okay, I
think it's fun that they get all dressed up in
their little top hats and everything and all like the
eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Now, according to a study by the NOAA, the most
accurate is Staten Island Chuck.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh, he is right about eighty five percent of the time.
Punks and Tawny Phil accurate about thirty five percent of
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But he's thirty five Wait wait right, wrong, So I
mean you should just do the opposite of what he says.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But I mean you even have thirty five percent. I
feel like he's more accurate than the TV weather people
fully incorrect. They have adopt radar, and you would think,
but they got the computerw many times have we heard like,
oh man, we're going to be getting a whole lot
of rain, a lot of rain or a bunch of snow,
and then like I remember that there was a number
of times where they were calling off school and doing
all these other things in preparation for this. Sure is
(13:51):
hell big dump of snow that.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Guarantee you they have a better Yeah that's number. That's
eighties take.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, I go. They've paid a lot since then.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Since when this is like since my kids have.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Been going to school, your school.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, no, this is like preemptive.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
They'll cancel school and then you wake up the next
morning and there's nothing out there, and you go on,
wait a minute. I saw the commercials during the local
news about we can dial it down to your block,
and we're like.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh, we put that less on the weather people and
more on the school. Yeah, they're just looking for reasons
to not being because.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
The forecast was calling for I'm looking right now. This
weather they do check. These one day forecasts are about
ninety eight percent accurate, seven days eighty and five days
ninety percent accurate.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Think it's the school thing, not the weather people thing.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Also, today, just so you know, seven to eleven
has announced they're rewarding everybody with free small slurpees. It's
today only as a way to celebrate everybody surviving January.
That's very nice, even the feeling it that's what we
were saying about how this has seemed like a very
long month. The press release says January is quote the
longest month of the year. To many, the long days
(15:00):
of January can feel like the month will never come
to an end.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes, that's what we've been saying.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And this year has been no different. This year has
been worse.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Oh, this has been insane.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Again.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It's today only all participating seven eleven Speedway in Striped
stores nationwide while supplies last. It's limited to one per customer,
but no other purchase is necessary. I just want to
make sure we get the really important information outre.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That's very important, all right, So we are closing out
yesterday's auction.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
SeaBASS is moving. He's been auctioning off different items the
auction of the day. This was the motorized scooter it
doesn't work, not motorized sing the not working East scooter.
It's a man And again, this was a two thousand
dollars purchase, one of those things.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That like you get to commute it could. It's lived
a death machine to a certain degree.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And SeaBASS we're going to use it for cart andarks
to speed around the parking lots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Then I realized, oh, it's really heavy to get in
and out of a regular passenger car, and it doesn't
go in reverse when with cartnarks the lot of maneuverability.
So it never never even left mind. It never hit
the pavement. Once it did, it turned on and has
been sold for four hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Talk about recouping, which.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Again all goes to well, net proceeds go to wildfire relief,
so that's good. There Again, you probably get this thing
turned out to I mean net proceeds. Well, it's I
don't get I don't not pay taxes on this money. Yeah,
if you just oiver, I'm go. I'm gonna get a
ten ney. I've goten ten ninety nine from eBay.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Before I thought it had to be I thought each
purchase had to be more than NI hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's not each purchase, it's total, right, I've got So
how are you calculating that I'll buy my tax rate?
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Three? We're also assuming that he's making more than five
thousand dollars a year on eBay, because otherwise you're not
paying any kind of tax.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't think it's five thousand because I got one
last year and I didn't. We just had the story.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
They lowered it from twenty thousand down to five thousand
sea and yeah, I think that's for like people doing
etsy eBay all those things.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It was it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, it was lowered to five thousand. I think in
the last year.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
That's so lame.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, in any case, net proceeds, you know, handling costs,
all that stuff, service.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Speeds, recouping expenses.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
This is why we look into every single charity exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Generously as you put it, generously dunning the fire relief.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Okay, I want to see the I need I need
to see you got to open.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
The books transparency, Steve Balmer.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, because that's the first time I've heard net proceed
You see that from time to time you were about
to just.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Get rid of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I would have I would have sold, like I would
have done something with a scooter. I'm not just going
to toss a two thousand dollars. All right, what's the
final auction item. We're going live with this one right now.
You can get the link if you go to the
Woodies Show dot com. You can also find the link
to it on our Instagram story. At the WOODI Show
on Instagram. So you guys know, I have a big
cabinet full of curiosities in the office. Sure, I was
(17:50):
going through it and some of these things. Literally this
first item, this is like I call this my grab
bag of toys. This first item we've had. I've had
for eight years. So it's multiple items. Yes, Okay, the
grab bag. Okay, Sea Bass's cabinet of curiosity.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
It's like you live in one of those horse drawn carriages.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Everybody wants Star Wars, not dildo's. I'll tell you what
they're not. These are pooled toys like dive toys. Yeah.
These came out like eight years ago and they and
I bought them because we talked about on the show
and I was I was like, oh it's good. Some
I don't know what to do with them, especially Kyler Ren.
One does look like it would be all going to
(18:29):
get stuck in somebody's by because if you turn it around,
you don't see the face of it. You just look
at it from the Yeah, see it looks like a
big black dogs. They literally are things with helmets, so
you d one's the bounty hunter. The other one is
a stormtrooper and then you got it's not Darth Maul,
it's Kyler Rent. They knew what they were doing. Right now,
if you get you have to pick these up with
(18:49):
your hands, not other things. Yeah, the other things. That's
that's in there. My cabinet of curiosity is a fun
pink tail. Oh just a tail.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
It's made a beds that go from small to lar.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
All right, so what it is it's a Christmas tree ornament.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
You should do that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
So for those who can't see it, it's a it's
gauging anal beads. All Actually, no, I looked like you
can't sell because I don't want to get kicked off eBay.
You can sell anal beads on eBay, but I don't
even call it that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Is it new or used?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's not used in that way, but we use another way.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
We've been gently handled.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
What do we use it for?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well? Yeah, well, like good, what do I use the
fifteen others having there?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So these are like gauged anal beads and it has
like the pulled tab on the end of the retrieval
get lost the retrieval ring, and.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
The higher you go up, the bigger they get.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah. I like gregs. I think it's a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, that would look nice or something you can use that. Yeah,
it's a bubble icicle. It's a harder plastic, got a
softer so okay, all right, dive toys, anal beads, last
thing in the grab bag, the cabinet of curiosities.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's not a fist.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh, it's a rubber it's a rubber hand.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
We're getting rid of.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
That making a point fingers like.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
It's like you're gonna make like a bark bark like
doggy puppet shadow.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
But but your hand is closed, your hand, you made
your hand into a snake.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, no, I can tell you what that is. That's
it's a late text hand that you would use to
fist yourself with. It's might throw people off the thing
if you call it a fist, like like clench.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
That's that's how you would begin a fisting if you're
just getting into the sport.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
I think it's actually something you can use for you
show off, you know bracelests that you're selling.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, you could use it as a hand model right
on the website or on the listing. I said, because
it's got a suction baby based on the ass. Yeah. Yeah,
you could put it in your shower to point of
things like oh where do I leave the shade? So
all of these toys are one could be used in
the pool together the shower spot your hands have it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So it's a it's a three pack of items from
the Cabinet of Curiosity.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's a fun toy grab bag that could be.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
The Christmas tree topper, the hand, the Christmas angel angel.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Let me see the hand.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You can use it almost and also like let's wait
to it. Let's let's say, uh, you're Italian and you're
an amputee. You can use this so you could do the.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
What's that like you have the roy Yeah yeah, oh hello,
alright so the uh that's a pretty good Oh yeah,
I told you it's it's heavy.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
That's not going anywhere, all right, Well, you can make
a bid right now. The net proceeds going to fire relief.
This is the final Sea Bass Moving Day auction of
the day and thank you everybody so far who has
major bids. We'll close out tomorrow, you know, tomorrow Saturday,
we'll close out. We let you know on Monday how
much the the cabin of Curiosity went for us.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
It's a win win, right, a lot of joy.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Now somebody gets a fist. I don't have to have
a fist. Charity money. This is kind of fun.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I'm walking.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And what's that called? If you know that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The move? But all I don't know where that is.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yeah, it's like the beginning of a chef's kiss.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Got people, this is the show Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Check in on the text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
A few people check it in. We got Wan listening
in df W says, can you all please shout out
t D industries shout out to the TV industry.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well, if one.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
We got Ryan in Kansas City, who says, having a
super primmy last few months, just getting caught up on work.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
And on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
And I just got to where you guys were having
the sing along with Phil Collins studio. Yeah, not gonna lie.
Halfway through the song, I have my hands up and
I'm dancing. Completely made me happy and forget about my
woes for a few Thank you guys for being you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And me Love Ryan.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And then this one seven one four texting over some
food news give the better goods frozen chicken wings a try.
Oh I saw those so the better goods. That's the
pizza that we got recommended from our friend rich de
Muro rich on Tech. That's available Walmart. We we taste
drove it, and yeah, so they have I guess chicken
wings as well. They come in three flavors and they're
(23:39):
way better than the wings at most wing places.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
So I know about this because I went to Walmart
yesterday to pick up more pizzas and the chicken wings
and the pizzas were right next to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm nice.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Oh, how did you get any frozen?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, they come in a bag.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, air friar.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Maybe you got a deck or air four now, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, make it happen, all right, But thank you for
the suggestions. Send your text Friday check ins over to
two two nine eighty seven. It is time for the
Friday Fail stories. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It
(24:57):
is time for the Friday fail story. How these people
thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that could
never go round within somewhere along the line that went
from being a great idea to one big, staking, mega
uber ultra.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know way, I like it.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I like it, guys, I like it pretty good. Yeah, Yeah,
pretty good, way better than the last one. Here we
go storry with this.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
One from Colorado where this guy he was leading the
cops on a chase there on the interstate and the
whole thing was captured on video. Thought he was going
to get away, but then a line of snowplow drivers
made it impossible for him to go anywhere and stopped
him right in his tracks.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Excellent.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The car that he was in turned out to be
stolen as well, so he was arrested on multiple charges,
taken right to failed jail.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Failed. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I love that made a little wall with their snowplow.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Next up story out of Vancouver, Washington, with this guy
David Wells. He was unconscious, he was not breathing when
he was rushed to the hospital. He had choked on
a piece of steak. Oh however, there was a mix
up at the hospital and he was confused for his roommate.
They thought that he was the other guy. They thought
the other guy was David, and this is how David died.
(26:30):
The hospital staff accidentally asked the wrong family if they
wanted to pull the plug. Oh my god, no, So
they called his sister and told her, hey, he's basically
brain dead. So she said that she was forced to
make the difficult choice to end her brother's life. Oh
but then about a week later, she got a call
from her supposedly dead brother. And that's what everybody realized.
(26:51):
They had pulled the plug on the wrong patience. So
this woman made the decision to pull the plug on
this guy.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh, no, had nothing to.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Do with I had nothing to do with.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
That is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
David's family is now suing the hospital. Oh you think, Uh,
and Greg, guess how old he was when he died.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I'm gonna just take a while, guess and say sixty
nine years old.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Oh wow, that pretty sales to get a call from
your brother.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh my god, anything going on?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But then the brother's like, oh, you told him to
pull the plug on me?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You brain dead?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
You were gonna give up that easy?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Here's one from a West Hempstead, New York. Where you
got this twenty seven year old guy, Thomas Messia He
was an honored New York State Police trooper who got
shot on Long Island. But what he said was a
masked man and a dark colored Dodge Dodge charger which
all that sounds very believable. People driving Dodge chargers can't
be trusted right anyway, man hunts underway. Several days of that,
(27:46):
there was even a ceremony held for Thomas when he
got out of the hospital. But it turns out he
had actually shot himself, why, just to get some attention
and some sympathy.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Wasn't even an.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Accidentally shot himself, So he was arrested. He has been
so fired, and even his parents are in trouble because
they got charged with criminal possession because the gun that
he used to shoot himself was found in their bedroom.
So felony charges all around. Thomas and his parents could
face three to four years in fail jail.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Sailed.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I mean, if that's not a cry for help.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Yeah, that's an Actually it means actually charged for being
thirsty for attention.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, here's another one.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
This guy, thirty five year old Albert Medina from Florida,
frantically called him ambulance because his friend had been shot.
When the cops arrived, they realized that it was Albert
himself who had shot his friend. When asked why, he
kept telling the police how sorry he was because he
didn't know there was a bullet in the gun. Turns
out these two friends jokingly shoot each other with unloaded
(28:49):
guns all the time, but this time the gun just
so happened to be loaded. So Albert arrested, taken to
fail jail. His friend is impressing any so he's alive.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Wow wow, Yeah, because they do it all the time. Yes,
they're just.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Fun and well that's like Travis on Tiger King, right,
just for fun.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He did it all the time, just did it all
the time.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Any gun expert will tell you if the guns unloaded,
you should treat it like a toy.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And finally, one of my favorite stories of the week
in Florida, this guy, Michael Brennan, he had stole a
stole he stole it. He stole a credit card. He
thought it would be a great idea to use it
on something small, insignificant, you know, to stay on the DL.
So he booked a seventeen night stay at a vacation home.
(29:37):
So of course he was busted. That's failed number one
of the story. The cops also found a bunch of
credit cards, id's social Security cards that belonged to other people,
and while they were booking him into the jail. They
asked if he had anything else on him that they
should know about what he said, No, that was a lie.
They strip searched him found an unspent bullet that he
was hiding under his balls. Oh I'm not sure why
(29:59):
it about it, That's what I'm saying, Like, why do
you even want to sneak a bullet in the jail
in the first place? I don't know, but he did so.
On top of the fraud stuff, they tacked on a
felony charge for introducing contraband into a detention facility.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
It probably want to try to piece something together, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Like what are you gonna do, like hold it up
to someone's head and just.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Push it into their skull exactly thinking he's making something
out of a toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And I'm trying to figure out the whole balls thing,
like we do the fat roll challenge, like we should
do now the balls Like I don't think I could
you know, keep anything.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You probably well.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Especially if your pants are on you just kind of
like I guess.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So, yeah, it's like how chicks of big heavy cans
and I used to be able to do that. You
can like just put like a I've seen they have
like two little bottles. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking with the
chick with the ginormous one.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Have you seen that chick that that takes herb and
like takes it out like wax with it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeahush stuff, Yeah, yeah, like Gallagher exactly. Anybody knows that
references exactly. I've seen chicks like whole bottles of Smirnoff.
There's your Friday Failed Stories. We'll take a break. We
got some more Woody Show coming up for your next hang.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What are you thinking here, is Sammy, It's okay, you're
on the right track.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Show, all right, Welcome back, Hey Friday morning, It's the
Woody Show. I mean, I'm curious just because I was
so caught up and everything yesterday, I didn't really.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Get to see any of the any of the updates
about what's what's the latest with the whole like airplane helicopy.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah, there is much. There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, well,
I mean stuff that we didn't know yesterday. So of
course we're talking about the UH sixty Blackhawk that collided
with the American Airlines flight over the Potomac. And by
the way, I was going to tell you what he
I looked at every major news source and they're all
using the words the plane collided with the helicopter.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
American Airlines plane collides with helicopter. No, no, no, no, there's video.
The helicopter collided with the plane.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
The plane was going where were supposed to go, right,
exactly right.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Well, the cause of the collision still unclear, and the
National Transportation Safety Board is still investigating obviously, but initial
reports say that the staffing of air traffic was quote
not normal.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Okay. I did hear that there was apparently there was
one person in the tower doing the job of two people. Yeah,
but that's they said, that's okay, but not ideal.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yeah, clearly not ideal. They recovered two black boxes from
the American Airlines jet. Along with the black box, the
fuselage of the plane was inverted, found in three different
pieces in the river. Among those on the flight, we
were getting a better idea of who was actually on
this plane. Officials thing fourteen figure skaters were on board.
(33:09):
They were on their way back from a US figure
skating development camp in Wichtak, Kansas. Many of their parents
were on board with them. They also say two coaches
on board. Russian World champs. I hope I'm saying this right.
Evgenia Shishkova and Vadim Nobov. Yeah yeah, Oh is that
it again yet?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
As for other passengers on board, several members of the
National Steamfitters Union, two Chinese nationals, a police official from
the Philippines, and a group of at least seven people
on their way back from a hunting trip. About forty
bodies have been recovered in the Potomac so far.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
And whether there were sixty people on the plane, right, Yeah,
sixty people on the plane and.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Then including the including the uh flight attendancy helicopter of
three soldiers.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Wow, it sucks, it does now. The thing is clearly
I mean, unless there was something where the helicopter pilot
knew what he was doing. That's nobody has said that.
Nobody saw this coming, you know. And one thing I
did hear yesterday too, I guess the helicopter guys were
flying using night vision. So if you've ever like so
(34:16):
with night vision, if you ever have you ever used
nights Yeah, I'm sure Sea Bass you've seen it before.
Have you ever tried night vision? Actually, oh dude, it's crazy.
So if there's any light whatsoever. It's almost blinding. So
I can only imagine if the plane is right there
and you have the night vision on the landing gear,
has the lights on, you know, when you're coming in,
like how bright that would have been, and you would
(34:38):
have not had any kind of like real depth perception.
So who knows, they'll figure all that out. But that's
one thing I heard yesterday that they were doing this
on you know, it was like a night vision mission
or training or something like that. So if that's the case,
they didn't see it. The people on the plane certainly
didn't expect to get broadsided by you know, the helicopter,
so you would hope that, yes, they died, but hopefully
(35:02):
it was quick and they didn't even they didn't even know.
So it's not like the planes going down, like you
know that the plane's going down, you had that moment,
even if it's moment theory like this plane is crashing well.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
And just from what we've seen on TV, it looks
like it had to be.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
In So, I mean, the preliminary report from the NTSB
isn't expected for at least a month, so the speculation
is rampant for that month. You know, that's going to
be at least a month.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
That's refreshing because we're always everyone's rushing to their theories
and rushing to so I'm glad they're taking their time
figuring this out.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
And then the skating community is so small from all
the news reports, like everybody knows each other and they're
just completely dead. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Mann did a press conference with Nancy Carrigan.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Because she met at Boston.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, because she's part of that Boston rink that they
practice at.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Its very emotional.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Again, they all knew each other.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, sad press conference.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
So that's the last. There's anything obviously that comes out
this morning that's worth noting. We will make sure that
we update you, but that's what we know from now.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Friday morning, the final day of January, and
as Great pointed out earlier, Payday, I'll BET's alrights around
here at Woodies Show Headquarters, January thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
time on this Friday. Phones are open eight seven seven
(36:38):
forty four woody. Right now people are calling in because
we're gonna play the du Iq. So if you'd like
to be our contest in eight seven seven forty four
woody Friday check ins otherwise you can send those over
to two to nine eight seven. What else do we
have coming up for you?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
This?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I got to award the Woodies Show employee of the month.
Oh wow, thank you everybody for giving me your opinion
as listeners, Who do you think really earned it? The
sixty nine dollars cash prize and the plaque that will
be probably displayed in the studio, right and a one win,
a one point win toward the one month of salary
(37:17):
at the end of the year. Yeah, one twelfth of
the way there, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right in his time,
ladies and gentlemen, for today's dumb ass contests. And today's
dumb ass contest is the du iq.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Uh all right? Do you iq?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
So see massive plainly way the game works.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
To everybody, please, I find a GUYE and drunk person
and I asked them just the gosh darnest easiest trivia
questions you can imagine. So the game is not the
answer to the questions the game is this person so
drunk that they will know the answer to the questions
that everyone knows the answer to. If you can guess
what the drunk person knows two times out of three,
you win.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
All right, Now we're just guessing for fun with Menace
and Sammy, and we go to the phones and say
hello to let's say hi to Brandon. Hey, good morning, Brandon,
good morning? Hey, what's up man? All right, so we
have a person who's drunk Sea Bass, talk to them,
or you get to know them a little bit better
(38:16):
before we get to the questions that actually count toward
anything when it comes to a price. Here on the DYQ,
and who do we have here a sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
This is Kayla? And degree of difficulty for me actually
because Kayla's with a friend who doesn't want to be there.
That's the hardest thing about the UYQ is with you
and the friends like no lated, yeah, the buzz kill.
I will try to power through that with kayleb though.
All right, here is Kayla. How many drinks would you
say you've had to nights?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
They're a bad twelve, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
What's your parents be proud? Oh my god, my mom
would be disappointed.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
My mom would be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
She would she would want more. Oh is she a
party girl?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What you need more?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Why is there a big pile of vomit over there?
Oh it's from it's from her, it's from your friend,
your friend of Ugh.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
It sucks to suck annoying. You bar to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, all right, so Brandon, that is Kayla, and we
are ready for the questions here d y Q. Question
number one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, do you need to hear the question again?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Menace?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, the solstices are the two times of year when
what happens?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
All right, some guesses here around the room. I think
that Kayla does not get it. I always start there.
I'm gonna say that, Uh, Sammy will get it. Menace
will not get it.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
I was going to go triple no, but Sammy likes
like astrology and stars.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Right, Well, thanks for the clue.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well there's a clue. I don't know if that'll help.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Oh, okay, sorry, Uh, I'm still gonna go triple triple no.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Greg Gory, I think that triple no would be a
fine answer. So I'm going triple no, triple no menace
in samy. Do you think that our drunk friend Kayla
will get the answer? Right?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
No? No, no, all right, Brandon, what do you think
yes or no on Kayla? To be honest, I don't
think I get it sober, so at least he's honest there.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I wouldn't say that's a super easy question. Not everybody
knows that.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, let's see here question number one for the d
U i Q. The solstices are the two times of
year when what happens? Menace? I just put a changing
of seasons, changing of season, Well, change it twice a
year of the season. It's a different type of season.
There could be rock seasons. I know there's.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Awards season.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Uh huh, bikini, how about that sun dress season? Yes,
weather scarf season, pumpkins spy. I was gonna say season.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I mean you have summer solstice. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
What I I just have the the longest day of
the year and the shortest.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Day of the year. That's got to be acceptable, yes,
of course, yeah, Okay, what was it?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So like right right? Yeah, Just the way the question
was phrased and saying well, what happens, but that's what
it is. The days start getting shorter or longer, Winter solstice,
summer solstice. Yeah, changing the seasons to be fair, sort of,
He's on the right track because we when people say
it's the first day of whatever fall. He's like, well,
it still feels like summer. It has nothing to do
with what it feels like. It has to do with it.
(41:37):
He was, he was, he was on the right track.
All right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
So Brandon said that our friend Kayla would not get it,
and see if he's on the board. First point here
do u i q.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
The solstices are the two times of year when what happens.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
When the sun just.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Okay, I know that the solstice just falls?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
No, do you there? You're going, thank you?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
This is stupid, but I know, I'm I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
What are you saying? The time falls forward? All right?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
General realm?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
All right, Well, Brandon, you got a point. That's good news.
You get one more and then you're gonna be the better.
But you have two more questions to get one more point.
Question number two here on the d u i Q
and black.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Jack an ace can hold what two values?
Speaker 4 (42:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Put me down for a triple yes on this. Triple yes.
I feel like that is just such.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Greg and I always talk about how we feel like
such pussies, we feel like less of men because we
don't know how to play poker.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Poker, I don't know to save my life.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
But when it comes to this, yeah, but when it
comes to playing blackjack, I think toddlers know this.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
I think we all know this.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'm going. I'm going triple yes, Gina Trip say.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Yes to Samy and Menace, but no to Kayla.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
No to Kayla.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Greg, you know what, let's triple yes.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
It triple yes.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
All right, Sammy Menace, what do you think about kleb No?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
No, not as a person. Do you think you'll know
this isn't no as the answer? All right, Brandon, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yes or no? No? She sounds like an idiot? All right,
there we go. Question number two, d U I Q
and black Jack? An Ace can hold what two values?
Menace ten or one?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Sammy one or ten?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Same thing?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
All right? Yeah? There you go?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Incorrect?
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Say what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (43:30):
What's the ding ding?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
One or ten?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
I got it right, right?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
You verified, it's it's an eleven or one one.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I was like everything I know about profidently you tricked him.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, the dinger. I thought, oh crap, losing my.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Sorry eleven God, it's like, wait, what happened? I don't know, Sammy,
what did you say? Use?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Because then then you then you're trying to get a
face card for the for the blackjack ean. Yeah, you
got that ace unless you draw something lower than you
can use as the.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
One and try.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, see we have a lot of egg on our
face right now.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Otherwise how would you get twenty one?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Right? Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
We triple yes, yes, all right, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
And what do you gave it?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
The dan? I know I did? That was a Friday failing. Yeah,
ding guys.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, let's see question number two. Let's see Brandon said
that No, because she's an idiot, as we all are,
I guess question number.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Two in black Jack? An ace could hold what two values?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh my god, it's the worst because it can hold
like a positive and a negative.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
You're like, oh, an ace is one or an ace
is negative one, like it could be both.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh she's got well Brandon, congratulations you are a winner here.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
On the d u I K. Yeah, a positive or
a negative?
Speaker 6 (44:59):
Imagine your number sometimes it's all right.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well Brandon, congratulations man, we appreciate you listening to Well,
you shall have yourself.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
A great weekend. Okay, hang on, We'll get your information.
Get you set up with a prize.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
That would be a good tactic in blackjack, or you know,
like you get twenty two, but then you have the
ace so you can take one away.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, one playing magic together?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, throw cards out.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Brandon was the winner. He didn't need question number three,
but just for funzie, his question number three here on
the DUI.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Q you would try to lug nut on what part
of your car a lug nut specifically or fairly specifically?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Kayla, now confident on that. I'm not confident about these two. Yeah,
I'll wait to be swayed.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
What do you think Okay, I'm saying yes to Sammy
and I have a reason why. Okay, I'm saying yes
to Menace because common knowledge. Okay, and then Kayla, I'm
gonna I'm gonna triple yes again.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Juice today, what do you think, Gina, Well, this will
be my first round the World of the Day. I'm
gonna say triple.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
No, triple no, menace, And Sammy, do you think that
you'll get it right?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
I believe she will not get it right. And I
agree with Greg, Sammy should know the answer to this
question because for certain reasons. Okay, so based on that,
that was my initial thought too, So I will say
that menace.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yes, Sammy, yes, so no.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
I would be shocked if Sammy didn't.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Me too, And we'll explain why here in a second
question number three, d U y Q.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
You would try to lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Like the hubcap?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
More specific, the tire? Oh, more specific?
Speaker 6 (46:52):
What do you do they still make hubcaps?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I mean I gotta I gotta give, I.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Gotta give to be more specific, by the way, perhaps
are on my cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
I mean where it's where the lug nut go.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
It would be like on the hub cap tire part.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
She knows exactly what, she knows what what it is,
but she doesn't know parts of cars. Yeah, well, yeah,
it holds that it holds the tire onto the car,
wheels the rim. That's such a chick answer, but she
knew what Yeah, yeah, I get she knows what from
the engine.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The reason, man is, I'm sure you had that right, Yeah, okay, yeah,
because Sammy's dad has been selling cars, But that doesn't
mean that she would necessarily.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah, but we're not talking.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
About like Marissa Tomay and uh my cousin Vinny, brothers
and dads and everybody else who were mechanics and she
was able to speak to the tires and the differentials
and everything else.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
She thinks the tire is the wheel. Come on, people, Yeah,
I mean you know a lot of people say that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Though, but that wasn't my reasoning. I thought you recently
had to change a tire and you said it if
I had to do it myself, I could, but I
choose not to, right right, my dad.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
My dad did teach me how to change a tire.
And I remember one time I got to flat tire
on our way home from cheer. There was like five
girls in the car and my dad had to come
help us change a tire and he was like, every
one of you pay attention right now, and like yeah,
he was like you all need to learn how.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
To do this. Cheerleader's dad. I don't think she can't
plunge a toilet she can't turn a blood wrench. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't think you weigh enough yeah to.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Even kick it. I mean that's the thing is, I've
been with guys who had to change a tire in
my life as well, where I've like help guide them
how to do it, because I like am not if
I really had to, I could help. Oh yeah, they
to put whatever if they didn't need help.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, you don't put your jack under the frame. You
can really screw up. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. But
even on the jack, ads like photos of where to
put the jack unless you're an idiot, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, if you can't like look at pictures.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, all right, Question number three, d U I Q
you would find a lug nut on what part of
your car?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
On the what the lug nut on the.
Speaker 6 (49:16):
Where would you find a lugnut?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
You can't do that?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
But I'm asking you.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
But I'm but I'm switching it in jeopardy again. They
just but I don't know, I don't know, I didn't
know anything, Okay, Yeah, I was very kind of again, Yeah,
I feel that way every time you're like idiots egg
on my face.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
There's a lot of today.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, speaking is stupid because uh, you know, god, I
feel stupid all the time we're talking about stuff I'm saying.
You know, I'm not a I'm not a very smart person.
I've said that a billion times. But some good news
for dummies like me and if you're one of us.
Study found that dementia might hit harder if you're well educated.
Oh interesting that falls for patients typically survive for around
(49:57):
ten years once they're diagnosed, but it drops it two
point five months for every year of college what they
think it has because you know, people with higher IQ's
hide it better and don't show signs of dementia as soon,
and so they're diagnosed a little later.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
So good news dummies, my fellow dummies. Yeah, there you go. Suffah,
all right, more when the show's coming up.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Hang on, you made it then, just in time.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
The Woody Show is back.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
All right, welcome back another piece of food news.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Please. According to some new data, the chain restaurant Chilis,
it's the hottest restaurant in the country right now. In fact,
it Chili sales have increased thirty one percent in the
last quarter and foot traffic has increased twenty percent, So
it's popping the chilis.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Why all thanks to TikTok.
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Oh yeah, Morgan has a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, she was just wiling them.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Yeah, it just caught fire because you know, TikToker stared
posting items on there.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
The other thing I saw is they have like a
new new deal. It's basically cheaper than fast food for
you know, handmade burgers. Okay, good for them.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
What's this you brought it?
Speaker 2 (51:08):
In? Another? The pizza, the Better Goods pizza, which we
officially endorse and by the way, it's not officially we
endorse it, but they're not a sponsor, but they certainly
could be it. This should yeah, you know, hey, Better
Goods people have texted us saying they bought your pizza
based on our recommendation. AnyWho, uh they asked they have
a cauliflower thin crust version, which I got because I
got like all six versions and you know, if you
(51:32):
guys want to.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Try it, and I tried it, it's a very This
is which one.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
It's cauliflower with like a pepperoni and regular.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
You should try it the cauliflower crusts. And I only
knew about it when Woody said he tried it and
liked it.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I like this, and I think this is very good.
It's right, I do like it, just like I've liked
their other pizzas.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Tastes flavors like you, just like you liked the other pizzas.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
What's that because the crust is vastly different. It's vastly different.
But but I'm saying, like, as the taste goes flavors on,
the flavor is good. Yes, I wish it was a
little crispyer, which is why, like the California Pizza Kitchen,
I keep calling it California Crust. Cauliflower crust is really
good because there's a crispness to it, yet it's also
(52:14):
still somewhat chewy. Yeah, if you can finish this on
a flat up or something.
Speaker 6 (52:18):
That was gonna say, if you want to crisp it
up like on in a big pan, like on top
of your oven, that's helpful.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, I would not. This is to me that it's
just a vastly different because the crust of the other
better goods is what makes it so nice. I style
it was great. I like the doughiness of the of
the dough cauliflower. This is like a soft flat to me,
this is this is not a remarkable pizza though in anyway.
Speaker 7 (52:42):
This.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Illegal pizza oven that we have office oven. Is it
on a do you just cook it on a rack
or do you put it like on a cookie sheet? Okay,
oh right on the rack? Yeah, so I'm surprised it's
that that flimsy yeah for being just cooked run on
the wreck.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Somebody had texted over six one eight says I tried
the better Goods Margherita pizza last night. The verdict is rip, nip,
slip and drip damn good me love.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Flower, by the way, not that much better for you.
It's only a couple of hundred calories less.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Well, let me guess is the Is it mixed with
like a tap yoga or cassava flower, because those are
very Carbis brown rice, corn starch too? Well, I'm saying,
but people do.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
No.
Speaker 6 (53:27):
But because I've gone through many cauliflower crusts, I'm like,
oh this this carbs are the same as if I
was just eating the pizzas.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's like fake meat. They they thrown up.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Oh if that was better for you, I would eat
that all the time.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
By the way, I study found that mentioning vegan, vegetarianism
or veganism in your dating profile hurts your chances of
finding a partner.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
I see it.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Why people don't eat meat also impacts their chances of
getting a match. Vegetarians motivated by health reasons rated less
favorably than those doing it for ethical or environmental concerns.
They see this is like the because their restrictive diet
is considered self centered choices compared to an altruistic one.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Agreed, but if you're doing it, who cares.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Vegetarianism also influenced people's perceptions of masculinity and femininity. Men
who opted for a veggie burger were viewed as less masculine,
while while women who didn't eat meat were seen as
butchy and less feminine overall.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Oh so it doesn't matter what gender you looked interested?
Speaker 1 (54:25):
And that said in the end, none that might matter
because four and ten vegetarians, it's about thirty nine percent
wouldn't consider a relationship with a meat eater anyway. Yeah,
now boards a vegetarian, yep, I wouldn't call him less manly,
would you, Guys? He's not his face, he's burned the
place down.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
He does he does it for you know, the love
of animals, right right, which I have more respect for
than you know the people that do it for dietary reasons.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Now, board, does your wife eat meat at all?
Speaker 7 (54:56):
No?
Speaker 6 (54:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (54:56):
When I met her, she was a vegetarian, vegan, kind
of back and worth on the tube.
Speaker 6 (55:00):
Yeah okay, and is that what turned you onto it?
Speaker 4 (55:04):
And to her?
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah no, I pretty much ate that way anywhere vegetarian too,
let's bang. Yeah right, get those pants off, girl? Just
why bring it up on a dating.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
You see that egg plant? Yeah to your question, Greg, Yeah,
anytime thisone has anything like that, their politics, their dietary
turn off.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, why is that your identity?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
This could work better than dating apps. This woman in Australia,
she went to a rugby match and she held up
a big sign that just said single with an arrow
pointing down, and she put her Instagram handle on it,
and now her d ms are flooded. Of course, here's
the picture just as single. She's holding up the hhow
she's cool with sports, So I'm sure a lot of
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guys found that interesting. And then here's another picture from
her from her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's not She's not
a bad looking.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Check she could look like she did it for followers
instead of dating. I guarantee she's on daily, if not hourly.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay, Well, there are a lot of attractive women who
say that men don't hit on them because intimidating. Do
you think that's true. I've never believed that.
Speaker 6 (56:09):
I don't know. I'm not a dude.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I watch because you watch it happen in real life.
And I I have been with girls who if I
if I leave them alone and they're guys talking to
them if I'm not going to get a drinker out
of the bathroom, so I know what happens and it's
just then maybe they maybe they might pull it off
as like, oh, guys are just nice to me. They're
at I will say this, the type of guy that
they might be into is not hanging like those are the.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Ones who are the sea basses who are hitting on them.
You're not getting this, Greg, Greg wouldn't hit on it.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
For other reasons.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
But no, but I'd want to go shopping with her.
Speaker 2 (56:43):
Correct? Correct?
Speaker 6 (56:45):
I just joined because you know, I joined every Facebook group.
There's some one called vouch dating good and verified guys.
So these are guys that you like basically like nominate like, hey,
singing girls, like my brother's a great guy or whatever.
And now I'm on this site just because I because I.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Would never trust somebody who's like vouching for a family member.
Speaker 6 (57:03):
Oh that's how I found it. I'm on the I'm
also on like the don't date him girl one. I
love these Yes, I'm married and this is just for fun.
But they're like, oh, my brother's really nice. Where do
I post him? And everyone's like, go to the vouched
and verified page? So I had to join that. So
now there's like apparently all these nice guys.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Okay, well there you go and everybody place.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah yeah, where where do I need to go for this.
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Vouch dating on Facebook? Good and verified guy?
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Facebook?
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Okay you don't have Facebook inst Oh good for you.
I thought I was the only person in the plant.
I felt that so lonely for so long, Like a
lot of us.
Speaker 6 (57:41):
Are getting fothered into Facebook.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
I mean, I on a Facebook, but I got rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
Another relationship news you guys hear about I've always hated
this guy, the kicker for the Ravens, Justin Tucker. Okay,
so the hold Deshaun Watson thing with messus massage places. Well, now,
Justin Tucker has been accused of sexual misconduct by six
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different massage therapists.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Geez, these guys with massager.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
The Baltimore Banner reports that the six messuses at four
different spas around the Baltimore area all have the same stories.
He would come in for therapy at points during their work,
he would intentionally and repeatedly expose his penis and intentionally
let it rub on them. He would also quote leave
ejaculate on their equipment, meaning on the table, oh, following
(58:31):
some of the treatments, and two of the spas say
they actually banned Tucker because of this behavior. Now, of
course he's denying all the claims.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Well, but the thing is, who's going to that many
different massage parlors unless it's for a reason. Well, I
guess you if you get kicked out? Yeah, right, exactly. Well,
who knows that this is actually true? Allegedly this is
what's being alleged.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
But evidence would be on the table.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
This is one of those things where you have, like
you see somebody, you see their face.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
Not hate this guy. I've hated them forever. I hate
him just because he's a Baltimore Raven too. Let's make
that very clear. Can't stand him because of that alone. However,
that being said, you know when you just get a
vibe about somebody, like if you say, hey, give me
the name of somebody who's going to end up, you know,
on one of these like type of like uh, yeah,
to the.
Speaker 6 (59:14):
List, Yeah, what's his name? I gotta look him up.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yeather, the Harvey Weinstein list or the what's his name
who killed himself? Epstein list? Or yeah, just yeah, we
keep saying that about lin Manuel Miranda. He's gonna come
out at some point, like in some kind of scandal.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
I say, I get it. JT has very nice eyelashes. Yeah,
I don't trust his face.
Speaker 6 (59:31):
I've never liked a tangular smile.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
His face.
Speaker 1 (59:34):
I've never trusted it.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
It looks kind of disheveled.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, so yeah, that's the that's the that's the report.
TMZ has a big thing on it too. You can
you can check it out justin Tuger Tuger.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
But you're right. Once you find like your massage place,
you keep going to the same place, move around all.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Eight seven.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He will come back and I'll tell you who the
what do you show employee the month for January is?
Whoa on the Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Show boy Hattie?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
That sure got a tasty kick to it, Billy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Shall We'll be right back.
Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
This is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Well, it's time to announce the winner.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Will you show Employee of the Month for January twenty
twenty five, And.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I'll spare you all the dramatics. I think it was
an overwhelming vote, and it was. It was already something
I was thinking about. Congratulations and she's not here today
because she went home sick. Morgan is your employee of
the Month for January.
Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Is going to accept this award on her behalf?
Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
I think you should, Oh, now you should.
Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Okay, I accept this award on Morgan's behalf. Thank you everyone,
Thank you to God, Thank you to my family and
Dana White. Thank you Dana White, and thank you Cabo and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Yeah, God bless Cobo. I love you. I can't wait
to get home celebrate.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah right, well, congratulations on the sixty nine dollars cash
bonus and another Employee of the Month plaque for Morgan.
She's a multi winner.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Yeah, it's been a big month for her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I mean, and you know, the employee. It's not just
doing what you're supposed to do well, it's going above
and beyond. That's really what it is. And she has
she's gone and traveled places off the clock, hours of
her time to go collect audio and do things and
and whatever. So we really appreciate that Morgan does a
great job. So congratulations to Morgan. Thank you guys for
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giving me your feedback to we go around the room
here obviously, and then I take into consideration what the
listeners think, who's really stood out to you? And then
and then I make a decision. Yeah, I'm the one
buying the plaque. Ye, I'm the one giving out the money. True,
And that's coming out of my pocket. It's like, damn,
you should get a vote. Yeah, I should get a vote.
I'm not eligible to win, all right. Eight seven seven
(01:01:55):
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text this morning whenever you got over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
The Woody Show is back.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
All right, we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's
January the thirty first, twenty twenty five. My name is Whatoy.
That is great gory Hi, We've got minus what there's
uh Gina grad Hey sea basses?
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Here you got Sammy? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. What
you can hit us up with the text over to
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redneck news. Oh yeah, the Woody Show, if you know,
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We nameans.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Speaking of Bigfoot, this one's a little different than what
we're used to with these redneck news stories. Hey, you
know how Sammy loves cheaters, right, you probably love this one.
This woman for divorce, and the final straw was that
her husband went hunting for bigfoot with his ex girlfriend.
(01:03:08):
The husband has been trekking all over the world looking
for Bigfoot, and according to the divorce papers, on one
of his trips, he took his ex with him without
telling his wife. And it gets even better. During the
final stages of divorce, he was asking for spousal support
because he got injured on one of these bigfoot trips
(01:03:28):
and he was claiming that he couldn't work anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
It wasn't the hunting for bigfoot, It's just because he
brought an eggs is that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Her problem, but the judge didn't buy it, since he
continues to go camping and fishing and hunting and riding
quad motorcycles exploring remote areas of the wilderness in search
of Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
So sound fun.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah, she's on the.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Hook for any of that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So, ladies, you think you're annoyed because your husband plays
video games too much or whatever he's into.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
How about much Mario?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You know, as he's spending all this time out of
the woods looking for Bigfoot, but he's dealing it with
his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
No, thank you, take your yetti and go find somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
A couple of guys that died in outside of Portlands
for from exposure. They were hunting for Bigfoot. Wow, months ago.
It's not your family member, right Sam, I mean you
have a family member that hunters.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, No, No, I just have Bobo on Sunday he's.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah that's a nickname, right, Yes, okay, Yes, he was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
On Finding Bigfoot the show.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
He was.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
He's a huge guy and so that was the one
re enacting.
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, tell us about some of your other family members.
What are they like?
Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Do you have a lock neest monster hunter, crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Into the whole like astrology thing and whatever. He's a
bigfoot hunter like weather kind.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Of interesting successful big foot hunter.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh yeah, I loo.
Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
He has a hat that says gone squatch him.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, it's successful, like he's found a bunch of Yeah,
how how do you measure six sess in the bigfoot
hunting world's?
Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I mean yeah, they had a show about it for
many seasons, right, But.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
That's like a pity thing, sisters, unsuccessful.
Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
It's like a freak show.
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
How is it a pity thing? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
People enjoy people?
Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Of course they're going to do a show about the
guy who's devoted his life to hunting.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
A fictional thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
He's not alone.
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
There's a lot of people who are.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
They had good ratings, that's why it continued. People enjoyed
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Everyone was talking about it. Greg, how'd you miss.
Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
It Finding Bigfoot?
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
You have never heard of that show?
Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
It was never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Okay, that's a woman who filed for divorce after her
husband secretly goes on a trip hunting for bigfoot with
his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
And that is today's red Nick.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
We need to do an intervention for Bobo.
Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Sounds like Bobo gaving his best life it's getting paid.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
To hunt for big does get better than that?
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Like what kind of money?
Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I mean TV money getting paid because of the show.
So essentially I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Like groupies and the merch and stuff. Yeah right, so
he's retired now from all that money?
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Well, it says he.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I mean again, I don't talk to him about his finances.
Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
He earned between five and ten grand per episode?
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Kind of what kind of car does you drive? I
truly don't tell us about his house.
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
He's humble, Like what kind of house is liv see,
I'm imagining like this is the kind of person.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Living the trail.
Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
He goes to his mom's house, like.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
The people listening to that Coast to Coast with George.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Nor So, he could just be a big act. He
might not even believe what else does he talk about?
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
What do you mean like if you're hanging out with him,
is he one of those guys who's just kind of
like singularly focused. He's like bigfoots his whole identity kind
of thing. Like so like if if I just met
him and I didn't know about this big foot thing, like,
he wouldn't him off as odd.
Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
No, he wouldn't just be like talking to you about Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
What cryptids?
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Do you just like his personality or you know those
people are a strange vibe.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
No, he's cool, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, from the photos, it looks like you would give
off a vibe. Yeah, I'm just asking. I'm saying, look,
I got an ant chrissy. Like we all have people. Yeah,
we all have people in the family who are characters,
at least on the photos of a character. For sure.
If I met him, I'm like, we can talk about Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
He's a great time.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Okay, all right, he looks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Like besides this, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Like, what does he do for a living?
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I mean that was it?
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
That's it? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Well now I mean now they you know he has
a podcast and stuff, and that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
He does for a job, even after because that the
show's over, right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Like I know that he has a podcast. Now, that's
what I know.
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
He's not in finance.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Good family member, you are. I can't merch mer those
hats probably, but to me that would seemed more like a.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah, like you would do like if you're a big
foot hunter, like you do that on the weekends or
you know, you do your big trip with your boys
every year.
Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I mean, it becomes your job.
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
It did for the purpose of the show. But I'm
saying like, now, because he's not on the show, the
show is not a thing anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Okay, So after that, like, what's the next chapter of
your life?
Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Like, what do you do for a living? Said, go
to nursing school. He's got a podcast. Okay, he's on cameo.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Nice, he lives on Patreon.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
I know that, Like he could be related to your boyfriend.
How much on came something twenty five dollars he has given? Oh,
by Jesus, you might be making cameo money. These are
just the reviews, he said, four hundred and seven reviews. Okay,
I've never written a review myself, and I bought all
kinds of cameos.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Did he lose a lot of weight?
Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
He doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Okay, all right, I'm just curious about that whole thing.
It's amazing to me, like how people cannot work for
a living. That's I mean, that's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Real work, or to be a professional bigfoot hunter.
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Speak a big foot. I went on a date with
a guy who was obsessed with bigfoot and he was
telling me during the Mount Saint Helen eruption that the
government hid hid bigfoot?
Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
What in a hospital?
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Oh hit bigfoot hospitals because bigfoot families were also impacted
by the eruption. Oh they hid bigfoot hot, that's what
they meant. Okay, so they set up these bigfoot hospitals
because bigfoot families were impacted.
Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
By the eruption.
Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Family big feet.
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
The way I think my face set it all and
the date ended at that point, that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Had to be seventy nine or so eighty. That eruption
didn't just like it wasn't a mudslide. It was literally
like the football field sized rocks going at one hundred
miles an hour. So there's no hospitals. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Sammy's cousin was spoofed on an episode of South Park
season sixteen, episode four.
Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Oh no, that's how you know you made it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Look at this. Do you have a phone number?
Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
If it still works? I mean I do have him
in my phone.
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Call um, so if we can get him on the air,
call him during the break. Okay, see if we can
get him on the we have questions we need you. Yeah,
give on the line a little early for whatever whatever
it might be night before. Yeah, something tells me that
the Bigfoot hunting schedule is not like like regular nine
to five.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I would love to join you. I've got meetings.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, big conference call.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Guess what the name of that South Park episode is?
Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
What's it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Jew Pacabra?
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I remember that episode, jew Pa Cabra.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah, that's right. Okay, So yeah, calm during the bak.
See if we get him on the phone. Okay, I'd
love to talk to him.
Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I'm so curious and we could hear his squatch call.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Like you can make a you can make a whole
life out of that.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
He did, I know he did apparently for that.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
It started It started on a do you remember that
show Strange Days with Bob Saggatt. It was like a
mini series kind of thing, and he just went and
did things with like random things with people who did that,
and so that's how he went and had in Bigfoot
with them, and then they ended up getting a whole
show off of it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Listen to Bobo's squatch call from Finding Bigfoot from a
Finding big Foot episode. It's great to see if you
can find that seabas.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Dude, he has all this photographic evidence of you know,
footprints on his Facebook.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Okay, nobody can make a foot right, all right, right, okay,
So either way, we'll take the break, we'll come back.
You know, we're gonna talk to Sammy's cousin.
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, he's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Cousin Bobo the bigfoot sasquatch hunter or or both.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I have a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You know how menaces into like some crazy stuff. He's
got different interests, you know, he's one the super volcanoes and.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
The worries things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I want to talk to Bobo so bad. So Calum
see if can get him on the phone. You get
the men high first.
Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Also, he also calls Joey Chestnut the Goat. Oh, I
definitely want to talk to I think there's.
Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Some snannigans going on the Wood Show with back.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Did you get a hold of your cousin, Bobo the
Big Foot Hunter?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Unfortunately I did not. I don't think he's awake yed.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I've been killing so I wonder how hard she tried,
because we've we've we've had and I've supported you in
the past on some of these things, like you know what,
maybe that's not a good idea, but I did you
really reach out to him.
Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yes, I called him twice and antexted him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Do you want to see Okay, No, I'm now that
I've seen and heard some Bobo. I'm not surprised he
would not be awake. Yeah, not surprising because you got
to stay up late, like yeah, yeah, stuff, because everybody
knows that Big Boot doesn't come out during during the day.
We've had several people that have texted and saying they
(01:12:42):
knew or known him in the past, and it's it's
you know, he's kind of one of those woodsy hippie Yeah,
probably plays. Does Bobo love or did he love? Ultimately
not Ultimate Frisbee Frisbee Golf, I mean probably another fun fact.
Don't you have a family member that's wayne to Frisbee?
Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Oh yeah, well was my My aunt is in the
Ultimate Frisbee Hall of.
Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Fame married to Bobo.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Cousins Cousins Frisbee is running in athletics. Frisbee Golls is
just Stoner's in the time if you're just tuning in. Uh,
Sammy's cousin is Bobo.
Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Who was on that TV show Finding Bigfoot, and a
lot of people seem to know they did like apparently
spoofed him on a on a South Park episode. We
were talking about that. Somebody was saying, oh, you got
to hear his big foot call? Yeah, the big foot call?
Which best you found that? Yet he was on Conan O'Brien.
This is doing it to in studios. This is Sammy's cousin,
Bobo on with Conan O'Brien doing his sasquatch call.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Here we go, dude. Sounds legit to me.
Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Parties too, now.
Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Conan and and our good close personal friend Joel McHale,
who happened to be on set at the time, they
had a question because if that's what the bigfoot sounds like, Yeah,
Conan has a question.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Okay, I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
You're describing thousands of these creatures that live in the
woods and scream out all the time, like Robin Williams
in a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
We don't have one. How come we don't have one?
Why isn't he on the show right now?
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Why isn't he on the view? Why isn't he walking around?
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I mean because then Bobo would never show. Yeah, thank you.
So we said Thanksgiving must be lit. Yeah, at Sammy's
family's house. Yeah, yeah, Sammy, I have all these fun
facts about your family, But what about mine? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
What about your family? The fun facts about your family?
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Are you paying attention? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Your grandma had a farm. Your mom's a florist. They
did a lot of things with chickens and stuff to
go right, there was Yeah, there was like a farm
farm situation at your grandma's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
What are your mom's mom? Okay, sorry, your mom's and
your mom's a florist and you also worked at the
doing flower arrangements with her.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Correct? Yes, Okay, there you going right? Okay, Medica to
make sure you're paying attention to him too.
Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Yeah, yeah, very important.
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
It's not all about you. Sam.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
A couple things for Menace. You know, he likes that
he's fascinated by the story about the underground volcanoes. Yeah,
the super volcano, the super volcanos under a Yellowstone. Well,
how about uh, these underwater volcanoes. Have you hear about that?
Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Those are so cool?
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
So scientists they're predicting that a mile long volcano off
the West coast will erupt this year. It's known as
axial Seamount, and it's about three hundred miles off the coast.
Of Oregon, and they say it's showing behavior that indicates
an eruption is imminent. But they say, don't worry, no
threat to humans. Even if you were on a boat
right above it when it erupted, you wouldn't even know it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Oh, ocean farming.
Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I would love to get a new island, So don't don't.
Don't be concerned about that. But astronomers just spotted a
massive asteroid which they say is around one hundred meters
or just over three hundred feet wide, which I say
is not big enough to be a planet killer, but
at the same time, it wouldn't be good. There's a
one point three percent chance of it hitting Earth in
(01:16:16):
twenty thirty two.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
That ain't zero, right, you're saying there's a chance. Yeah,
that's kind of high. Yeah, but because if its orbit,
we might not know for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
And they stay until twenty twenty eight, so we'd have
four years, you know, to potentially do something about it. Yeah,
send Bruce Willis up there or something.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Getting correct that because like big rocks and big motions,
are very easily easy to calculate, says According to the
nerds at space dot com, it would create a massive
crater destroy buildings up to nine miles away, shatter windows
more than sixty miles away, trigger a massive earthquake that
would destroy stuff over a much larger area, but would
(01:16:53):
also kick up a ton of dust.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
And debris that would linger in the atmosphere, or if
it hit the ocean, it would cause a massive tsunami.
Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Now, for reference, there was an asteroid half this size
that hit eastern Russia in nineteen o eight. That was
am and it flattened eighty million trees over an area
of about eight hundred square miles.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
When that happened, Oh, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Gonna land in Greg's backyard probably, Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, somebody says, uh three one.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Oh. I was with Bobo on Saturday because his father
passed away, which is where I was.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Also there on Saturday and the celebration of.
Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
A celebration of yesked samue what she was doing. We
asked Sam what she was doing for the weekend. She goes, well,
I'm going to a celebration. We're like, well, wow, that's Friday,
it's cool Saturday.
Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, we just have to go to her last yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Oh well, well, the celebration of life for my uncle.
There was probably one hundred and fifty people. I mean
there was a ton of people there.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Yeah, it wasn't just like family mines. Bobo's brother married
my wife, and I, oh the official.
Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Efficient in my okay, yeah right, uncle married me. But
like my uncle and then the three sons, yeah at
my wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Okay, I read that wrong because I said Bobo's brother
married my wife, and I like it was like some
kind of like.
Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I read that wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
We all ordained through the Universal Life Church.
Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
At this point, I don't know. Yes, it's not really
a qualification that's hard to get.
Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
You just go online fill out the form.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Also for menace, this is something for you. I'm sure
you get a boner. Over over in China, they armed
a drone and a robot dog with fireworks and let
them duke it out, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
And there's video of this nice and.
Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
You see the drone fireworks fitted onto the landing gear.
The dog has the fireworks firing like on this mechanism
that's mounted on its back, and they're dueling each other
while dodging incoming fire.
Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
I'm not sure if they're being controlled manually or operating autonomously,
but they say, this might be the first machine war
and dawn of modern warfare powered by artificial intelligence. And
I do have somewhere here. Look look at the screenshots here,
So it's it's a drone. It's drone and robot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Dog, dude, that rules battling it out? All right, Well,
it looks like there's a new betting site that's gonna
be new sports league.
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Yeah, yeah, who you got in that fight? I'll take
the drone.
Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yeah, no, the dog because all it takes is one
decent shot that drones going down. Yeah, he hit a propeller.
It's over. Great.
Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
You don't know that taxi.
Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
The stupidest question.
Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
One of my favorite videos is this guy who's like
he's standing on one of those huge drones and he's
like flying around like you know, he's a Marvel character.
And somebody throws a basketball to him and he drops
it onto one of the propellers and then.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
He just.
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Those things can't fly with the three like if they
have I'm saying, if they have propellers in the four corners,
they can, Like how a plane can fly with just
one engine.
Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
No, I think one of the propellers out it like
throws it off balance. I'm sure future versions will be
able to compensate for that, but not now.
Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Or maybe the arms could swing it away so it
becomes almost like a like a piece sign.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
That's why the test versions of you know, the ones
that people are gonna be in, like the flying taxis. Yeah,
they have parachutes, okay, just just in case. Like a bird.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
It's one of those bird.
Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, I don't wait to get one though.
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Boys even funny, Well it's uh, it's not Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
But this guy in Australia five, he's in his fifties,
and he found out the answer was no when this
enormous kangaroo attacked him while he was walking to his car,
kangaroo in its face. The man suffered serious hip injuries,
wounds to his arms and chests, and would have bled
(01:21:10):
the death of his next door neighbor hadn't been home
to help him afterward. So now there are warnings out
in town where the attack happened, warning people to dangerous kangaroos.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Do you see how ripped they are?
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
They are jacked, They don't look real.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Yeah. So could you take a kangaroo in a fist fight? Yes,
because they don't just use their fists they use their feet,
which are insingly powerful, and they also look ripped.
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
They look did you hear that?
Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Okay, we're jealous of kangaroo.
Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
They do look wool like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
It's unsure that animals like kangaroos and gorillas get to
be jacked and all they do is he plants. I
know the penis game like penises, Like what's a like?
How big is the How big is an never looked
up a roal penis?
Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
A siri?
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
How big is a kangaroo's penis?
Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
Oh, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Their penises can stretch up to eight times the length
of their body. They're jacked and.
Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
That's no way I'm looking at kangaroo is looking at it.
It's like, uh, it's like, what would you say this is?
I don't know, that's less than about four Yeah, it
looks like kind of like a corkscrew and there their
sack is in front.
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
But I'm saying, like, maybe they're more growers than showers
than when they're when this is red rocketed.
Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Yeah, maybe it grows eight times like from its original size,
or if you start off the side of.
Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
Everyone, it's pretty tiny.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
We also have the.
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Latest of Animal News here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
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in the studio.
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And men find it before that never and you found it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
The Woody Show will be right back.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
We saw that out there.
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Is it two good? It's pretty good, I hope, though
I'm thinking maybe it's not good.
Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
All right, look back, everybody.
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It is a mother f and Friday. It's The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Last day of January, January thirty first, twenty twenty five.
Today is National Hot Chocolate Day. Yeah, it's also Eat
Brussels Sprouts Day.
Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
If they're roasted, that's Fineeah, the.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Roast of Brussels sprouts. And you know, for the longest time,
my mom when I was a kid, always made Brussels sprouts,
but it was the ones that came in those frozen bricks. Yeah,
you would get in those frozen foods. So yeah, and
the Royal law they were bitter and they were gross
and bland.
Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
We did not understand you're supposed put them in the oven.
Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Also, there's another change. There was a genetic change made
to Brussels sprouts that make them less bitter.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Bitter.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Yeah, they're so popular. Yeah, so that's a change that
happened from when I as a kid until now. So
that's why they're less bitter. There's still you know, a
little cabbages.
Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
But you just put a little parmesan on it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Yeah, Jean balsamic.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, they'll be the best frozen Brussels sprouts.
Is Trader Joe's frozen one already on it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
These were just the ones my mom would bided with
a plane.
Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Yeah, there was nothing gross.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Today today is backwards Day. Shout out to Chris crossmember
Chris Cross. Today is National big Wig Day as well
as National Fun at Work Day. And my question is
how can you have fun at work if you're supposed
to be honoring the big wigs for National big Wig Day?
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Good, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah fat cats.
Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
And then it's also Scotch Tape Day today. I love
Scotch Day. We got the birth okay at the birthdays
and Porno Birthday coming up here in just a second.
Couple of entertainment things. You know, we were right about
that Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan thing where they were reuniting.
We know what you're doing. It is a Super Bowl ad.
They recreated the fake Orgon has some diner scene from
when Harry met Sally. It's for a Hellman's Manny's commercial,
(01:25:03):
which is that's kind of funny considering what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
Yeah, yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
You don't even have to wait for the super Bowl
to see it. It was released yesterday, which we were
talking about. We asked people on the text to vote, like,
do you think we should make a rule that says
you can't release any of the any of the super
Bowl ads before the actual actual super Bowl, And overwhelmingly
everybody said yes, it just takes away some of the fun.
Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I agreed with one texter though, they said, don't ban it,
just be an adult and don't watch them like we're
watching a commercial.
Speaker 6 (01:25:34):
I'm like, oh, that's Matthew McConaughey's he's not usually in
commercials a.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Man, and everybody's talking about them. What it needs is
a media blackout, because you'll just be watching the news
and exactly, yes, exactly, so we need to contribute by
not covering that. Bill Murray and Pete Davidson there in
a new movie. It's called riff Raff.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
It's a comedy where they play gangsters out to murder
Jennifer Coolidge's family owe her character.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Well, there's a big problem here, I'm thinking, because it's
they spill it ri I f f FF and like
the Rapper Yeah, exactly, like the Rapper Menace. And unless
he's in this movie, I think I see a plastup coming.
Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Well, the trailer looks funny. It's gonna be in theaters
on March seventh. Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Sammy get ready.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Hell yeah. I had the whole House on the Prairie
paper dolls when I.
Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Was a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
The original series ran from seventy four until eighty three.
It streams on Peacock and people still love it. The
stats are had more than thirteen billion minutes of it
stream just last year. Crazy, So that's why they're rebooting it.
Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Did you see the number one TV show that was
streamed last year? What was it, Gray's Anatomy?
Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Really? I mean Blue was like number one, but like
actual TV production with the real people. Yeah, Gray's Anatomy.
Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah. Netflix executive says the new version will be quote
part hopeful family drama, part epic survival tale, part or
urgent story of the American West. Casting or a start day.
What was the name of the main dude, Michael Landon?
Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Yeah, and then Sarah not Sarah Gilbert, Melissa Gilbert.
Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
And then she she he died young.
Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
Yeah, he was sick right after Highway to Heaven.
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, but yeah, AIDS right, Uh, No, he didn't have AIDS.
Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
He had lung cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Yeah, some kind of cancer. No, it was the it
was the dad from from Brady Bunch, right, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Yeah, I believe he did.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Robert Reid wasn't Robert Reid and he had was he?
Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
I think he did. But Michael Landon had pancreatic cancer,
which was fast.
Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
But I watched a little bit of that show.
Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
I was bored with it when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
The one where he went back in time, No leap
is it the one where he was in a family
with other dinosaurs.
Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
Wait, qualtum leaves, not back in time. They he went
like in other people's bodies in different times.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
It was. There was one that he was like bout syndrome,
and there was but like he'd go back to like
World War two or get all my shows mixed up?
Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Wait wait wait wait. Robert Reid had colon cancer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Colon cancer, though I really need to get but it was.
Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Later revealed to have been hastened by h I.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
So now here there we go that gives you colon cancer?
Did he go back in time?
Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
But drilling? Oh g well, honestly, like like does like
colon cancer? What's what's a what's a what do you
call it? Positive colon cancer?
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
A bad diet like.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Smoking causes lung cancer kind of thing, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
A bad Yeah, bad diet as it goes through your colon,
so you know your backdoor and couldn't tell you could
it be like colon or prostate or you're irritating things?
I don't know, you might actually be healthier.
Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Maybe maybe there's a movie based on the Doctor Seuss
book All the Places You'll Go that's coming out. In
twenty twenty eighth, I announced that cold Play play these
two shows, and it ended up being the biggest concerts
of the twenty first century because there were more than
one hundred and eleven thousand people I believe it that
attended each one.
Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
India, Oh India.
Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Yeah, which, by the way, did you see that stampede? No,
so at least thirty people killed, dozens injured. There was
a stampede, the world's biggest gathering. While one of the
world's biggest gatherings there in India. It's a religious festival.
It happens once every twelve years. About one hundred million
people show up to bathe in a river that they
believe is holy water. Oh and not clear yet, but
(01:29:37):
I mean you see some of the video and stuff.
It's like, man, all these people, you're all going to
get in the river. Not clear what triggered the panic
and the stampede, but the death toll. The last I
heard it was around thirty. I'm not sure what it
is as we speak. All right, here we go something
for Sammy. Yes, Queen of Hallmark, Lacey Shabert. Yes, she
is releasing a line of products next holiday season called
the Lacey Shabert Collection, very creative name. It'll include greeting cards,
(01:30:01):
gift wrap, ornaments, glassware, another quote entertaining essentials. All right,
you'll be able to find it online and of course
in Hallmark stores, and then after the holidays, her collection
will continue into the new year with year round products.
Lacey Shabert says ever since she was a little girl
that she loved the quote universally positive experience of shopping
in a Hallmark store.
Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Loved the Hallmark store. I used to get my precious
moments from there, my little anyway, anyway, you.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Realize as soon as you said it, right, I mean
that's how it sounds. Precious moments.
Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
I remember those.
Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
I had a temporary job in high school, Sammy that
I helped build one of those stores.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Do you really?
Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
How lucky?
Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
More good news. Sammy doesn't even have to wait until
the holidays for more Lacey, because she's got a new
Hallmark movie coming out this week. It's called An Unexpected Valentine,
of course, and her Hallmark Plus reality series Celebrations with
Lacey Shbert is getting a second And you guys, so
much good news overload. What was the nineties show that
(01:31:06):
she was on?
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
He was the Little Girl with Jennifer Yeah, what Gretchen
Wieners and Wing Girls.
Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Her grandfather invented the toaster strudle yes?
Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Well now in the movie in.
Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
The movie okay, okay, sorry, I guess you had to
be there to watch it. Yeah, time for your birthdays show.
Say we're gonna shiver, We're gonna sits shy, and you know,
we don't do all right.
Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Starting with the celebrities that drunk. Justin Timberlake forty four
years old.
Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
He's not looking good.
Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
You got the you know, alcohol does take a toll.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, oh sure.
Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Marcus Mumford, the singer of Mumford and Sons, is thirty eight.
Jonathan Banks. He played uh Mike Emmerhat or em Trot
on Better Call Saw and Breaking Back.
Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Are watching?
Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
He was Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Yeah, he's Mike. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, very rarely
ever heard his last name, butut yeah, but yeah he was.
Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
He was great, the best. And you see uh car
and you see what's his name? It plays Gus. What's
what's the action name?
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Oh my god, Joe Carloesposito. Yeah, he's in that new
Red HAULK movie. I keep seeing the trailers from then.
He plays a guy who looks like another badass. So
the type.
Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Jonathan Banks is seventy eight. Portion de Rossi is fifty two.
Bobby moynihan from SNL formerly SNL forty eight years old. Today,
Mini Driver is fifty five. Today you got Kerrie Washington
Olivia Pope on Scandal, who is forty eight. John Leiden
ak Johnny Rotten, that idiot from the Sex Pistols gets old.
He is today, Greg Let's go with sixty nine sixty nine, Yeah,
(01:32:51):
and then uh, Nolan Ryan's Baseball Hall of Famer. He's
seventy eight. Your porno birthday today is Whitney Westgate, and
she's had her legs pulled apart like a wishbone in
two hundred and eighty seven fine films, including Bubaholics Anonymous
Volume nine. She was in Hot Wife Bribed for Anal,
also Unplanned Orgies Volume fourteen, because you know it's just
(01:33:13):
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also Whitney's Wicked Facials, and who can forget her unforgettable
role in Five Fluesy Females Banged for Fun Fluzy, Ohluzy,
that's a Whitney Westgate who is thirty one years old today,
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
(01:33:36):
that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment.
Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Insensitivity draining for a politically her world.
Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
The Woody Show, Oh well, that's gonna do it for
this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show. That's
it for the week. Everybody, Yeah time two weekend we
got the full show podcast and the Highlights podcast fifteen
to thirty minutes of our favorite stuff from each day's show.
You can just go to the Woodieshow dot com and
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item of the day. You have until tomorrow you get
your bids in. Thank you everybody who made a bid,
and congratulations to the auction winners. All the stuff at
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appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
But anyway, that and more all on.
Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Today's podcast plus this weekend go back hear the stuff
from earlier in the week, like that Uncensored podcast from
when Sea Bass was at the av NS the Adult
Video News Awards talking to the porn stars about their
worst day at work. Yesterday we had Bush or Bear
with Morgan, also Morgan's There for dollars challenge was this
week we had a lot of good stuff this week. Yeah,
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do good news. If you missed that, just go to
the Woody Show dot com back on Monday with the
weekend cheers and jeers and a question is Greg the
h o a hole?
Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Answer that?
Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Greg has damn near started a war with his neighbors.
We're gonna tell you all about it. And Sea Bass
even got involved in Yes, and I thank him immntally.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Yeah.
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah. We will never know if somewhere out there there's
a bottle of wine or tequila thinking about us too.
Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
This will be a lost reference for a number of
people listening. There was a kids movie back in the
eighties called American Tale, and the big song from that
was somewhere out there where five O the mouse had
gotten separated from his family. Yeah, and they were like
singing this song looking up at the moon and wondering
if there's hanging under the same moonlights. Yes, it is
(01:36:02):
the same.
Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
It's that sentiment, It is the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Happening between Tequila and us.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
We'll never know, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
You should get reunited this weekend. Thank you very much,
Greg Goring. Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD Doublem Bye, great Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
You mother,
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