FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 3rd 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Greg Gory's Neighborhood Watch (H.O.A-HOLE) & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All right,
it's Monday morning. It is February the third, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome Brandy week. We are the Woody Show.
I'm whatdy. That's Greg Gory. Happy Monday, Greg, Happy Monday.

(00:59):
I was so much missing over the weekend. I would
think there are a lot of it. Yeah, just like
I can't wait to see my booh see Greg, Greg.
You know, it's kind of the highlight of the whole week.
I felt like such a loser for being so obsessed.
You know, the whole idea of seeing you at it
there is menace. What is up, Gina grad Good morning
to you.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
We've got sea bass. Why, good morning to us. Sammy
is here, Marny, there's a bort we got Morgan uh
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(01:37):
on the social media choice or choice the platform of
your choice at the Woody Show. Let's see what we
got for you this morning, weekend cheers and jeers of course,
some of the trending news headlines. And Greg Gory is
he the h O a hole?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, he's uh, he's got a problem neighborhood Watch Happening office,
Sir Gory has enlisted the help of Deputy Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I know it's like if you have a room, but
why vacuum? And if you have an issue and you
have a Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Now you got to figure like how bad is this
issue in the neighborhood that of all people, Greg is
reaching out to Sea Bass. I know, yeah, well if
you get like you you know the right tool for
the jobs and use it.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Right right exactly?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, Greg would say literally the tool for the job.
And because you know how they get along, I mean constantly.
I know the concept of what he did, but I
don't know that a specific Sea Bass is never fighting
with Greg. Yeah, it's a one way fight. It's Greg
just usually like spewing venom. It SeaBASS.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I haven't venomed an agent. I just give love and yeah,
I haven't venomed.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
So that's that's happening today here on The Woody Show.
Plus we got your entertainment stuff. For got the Birthday's
porn of Birthday? That's later on this hour here on
the Woody Show. Big game coming up, super Bowl on Sunday. Yeah,
was reading this article. In Louisiana, there seems to be
some concern among the lawmakers over the potential content of

(03:08):
this year's halftime show. Kendrick Lamar, Well, that's true, is
the halftime performer?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're citing past performances from Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake,
Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, or how has his biggest hit
involves underage sex and the lyrics of Rihanna. A letter
of concern was issued with the endorsement of seventeen Louisiana lawmakers,
and the letter expresses the hope this year's halftime show
will be quote family friendly and will reflect wholesome values. Okay,

(03:38):
how's that going to appen? That's not happening now, Kendrick Lamar.
That Not Like Us song was one of the biggest
songs of last year. Yes, and it's all about basically
how he's calling out, Uh, Drake is a pedophile, potentially allegedly.
I mean, there's a lawsuit involved in a defamation thing
from from Drake to the record label, not even with

(03:58):
Kendrick directly.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Even even if forget the message of that song, the
N word, the F word, I'm right now, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
They'll clean that up A word. Yeah, I'm sure they'll
clean that stuff up. Hey word.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
But it's not like they're not gonna do, you know,
not like us there, Yeah, no way, I mean, they
would get so much crap for that. Yeah, and they
have him on there because he's super popular. Now, my son,
he pointed out, he goes, Dude, every kend look Gamar song,
all he does is repeat the same thing over and over. No,
not like us, not like us, not like us, not

(04:32):
like us, not like and then like squabble up, squabble up,
squabble up, squabble up, squabble up, squabble up, squabble up,
squabble up. It's like, dude, But that's it's the same
exact formula for every single song. That being said, the
verses are quite complex, I mean, yes, he's good at
writing hooks whicheah.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
It gets people to listen. But that verse is like
three paragraphs and it's super busy. He's rapping really quickly.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's why.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah, has uh so many I don't know hidden in
inside that all ties together.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
It wasn't what's the part about, like like something in
a minor Oh yeah, ye, that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Trying to strike a cord and it's probably a minor. Also,
Super Bowl, in comparison to last year's Super Bowl, after
market tickets are dropping and some fans are attributing that
just to the Chiefs fatigue. Right now in stub Hub,
you can find the cheapest ticket in the door as
of what I saw this morning, forty four hundred dollars bargain.

(05:31):
That's just are without fees. Last year, at this time,
the cheapest ticket in Las Vegas for the Super Bowl
was just over seven thousand dollars. Damn. Now, they said
there was a couple of different things for this the
Chiefs fatigue, sure, but also the New Orleans super Dome
has a larger capacity than a Llegian Stadium in Vegas. Uh,
this is the same matchup as the twenty twenty three

(05:52):
Super Bowl. So there's an elephant of you know, we've
seen this before, we've seen it, We've seen it. Yeah, yeah,
And then the Chiefs fatigue is just that it's the
fifth Super Bowl in sixty years that the Chiefs are
in it. So they're like, you know, whatever, I tell you,
it's not cheap. Are the hotel rooms anywhere near the
French Quarter? No, you're probably averaging fifteen Yeah, I get it.
It's it's more condensed and compact in Vegas is but

(06:15):
still there's some bets that you could make, some weird
super Bowl wagers like will a player cry during the
national anthem? Razy? The yes has happened? At minus four thirty,
Will Travis Kelcey proposed to Taylor Swift? That's a big no.
The money says no.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
It has literally nothing to do with the game.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Kendrick Lamar halftime show guests question Mark. And so it's
like future metro Boom and Lil Wayne Baby Keeam your favorite?
Who over the hell that is? It seems to be
a future a metro Booman or the two good I
mean metro Booman would be the easiest. That would be
the easiest.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's not the same.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I would think Sizza too, you know what I'm saying,
beause they're going on tour together. Will there be any
quarterback to record a reception? No, minus sixty six hundred,
any non quarterback to throw a touchdown? Things like that.
You can all bet on all those different bets. Of course,
we'll get into the uh, the gatorade color stuff, how
long the national anthem will last. I mean, you could

(07:13):
bet on pretty much damn near anything. When it comes
to the Super Bowl. Down any offensive lineman will score
a touchdown? Again, dude, that's that's minus forty thousand. Okay,
imagine that came through. That would rules hard. Okay, what
is the minus mecene again? So basically like so if

(07:34):
you bet help out, if you bet one hundred bucks,
if you bet one hundred bucks, you would get forty
thousand dollars. That's the return on it.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, but that means minus means the odds are against it. Yeah,
plus means the odds are in favor.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, So it's a long shot if it's a minus.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Right, Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
What should I bet on?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I mean, do you ever make bets for the don't? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I mean, I mean the The farthest I'll go is
at a Super Bowl part I do the squares, because
who doesn't do that? All right?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
So here we go. Here's another. Uh, here's another. I'm
not manly admission. I've never placed a wager on any
sporting event really never. I did one for somebody else
because I was happened to be going through where the
sports book was and a buddy of mine, hey, put
you know, can you do me a favorite when you
go past? Can you put not? My bet?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Though?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Really so I've not done now, I've done price picks
as as far as I've gone, Yes, and horse race,
horse racing.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
You've never at the track your dad trains.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, but that was when I was a kid. Yeah,
and that didn't count. And also, you know, no idea
what you're doing there?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Youre's just no clue.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, well I know. I was a lot of people
taught me how to read the program like I can
read a race program, you know, and so like you,
if you look at that kind of stuff, you can
see the different starts, you can see the times, you
can see different things. Are they up in class? Are
they down in class from their race the week before
you get you could read all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I bet at the track before and the horse actually won,
or I did like a first and second place thing,
thinking I want a ton of money. I was like,
oh yeah, three do in eighty seven seven on.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
A three dollars bet probably maybe yeah, it was like
two dollars one play show, yeah, something like that. When
I get to it casino, I always do money Line
because I hate standing there and like trying to figure
out a parlay because I don't really understand what I'm doing.
But on the apps it's way easier. You don't understand
the parlay. It's easier on the apps to do it,
but when you're in person and you're trying to talk
to the person on you want to do the like, yeah,

(09:25):
it gets kind of confusing. So I just do money
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February third, twenty twenty five. On morning. That's great Gory,

(09:47):
good morning. The menace is riding yon. What is up?
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(10:08):
text over to tune two done eighty seven. Hope your
weekend was great.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
Jeers?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
That all right? Weekend cheers and jeers. Who wants to
go first?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I'll go first, all right. I think Woody, you will
be the only one as equally excited at my cheers,
being that we're both HGTV addicts. Uh huh, and we
need serious help. I have a couple of friends who
I saw over the weekend. They're redoing their kitchen and
so for the first time ever I went to a slabyard.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
It ruled.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I mean, talk about selection and different materials, marble and core,
ort sight, travertine and all the difference was it outside
it was actually an indoor one, except it was freezing them.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I mean, the courts wasn't the only thing that was hard,
that's right, exactly the entire time. It was so cool.
It was huge.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It ruled. It made me want to just remodel stuff
that it doesn't need remodeling. God, it was cool. It
was everything I had dreamed of.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I saw a video and send it to you. I
don't think I did. Uh did I send you the
video where the people ripped out their Courtz countertops and
they replaced them with butcher block.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
But oh that's the thing, now, why.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's so do that's.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like you much maintenance that required. Quartz requires no maintenance,
even granted requires some maintenance. Marble certainly does Quartz set
it forget it. You're good. Love that you ripped that
out to put butcher block. It looks fine for about

(11:54):
a minute, and then talk about like all the scrapes
and scratches and yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
You know, to clean it. And I think that you
even maybe sand it or something.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
There's a ton of amazing I thought of Greg, and
I thought, wow, what an eye roll this was. Yeah,
the most recent video you sent me was the carpet
cleaning one. All right, See that's the stuff that that's
our love language. That's what That's what Greg and I
bond over.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
To which I responded with an egg plant emoje. All right,
so you went to a slab yard. It was dream
my jeers is to yet again, lack of sleep and
almost getting in a car crash to avoid hitting a possum,
possum or apossum.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
No one says a possible but unless you're saying I
almost hit apostle. Exactly true.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I almost hit a possum. I luckily I didn't, but
I missed it by probably three inches.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Thank you on behalf of the possum unity.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Get it out veered and yeah it was not good.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like slammed on the brakes, like anything small, share over one,
anything small enough that it won't do damage my car,
Like I'll swerve for deer or a dog or something
that's at least bumper height. O, anything that's smaller than
bumper height. Like, I'm sorry, I'm not wrecking my car.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
So the bunny had it coming.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh the bunny, the squirrels, this bird like those you know,
those stubborn birds, and sometimes like are you gonna move? Well,
I'm not swerving.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Chicken were playing chicken?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah exactly. Literally it was like possum. This possum was
raccoon sized. It was huge. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, they're the ones that like freeze in fear. So
it probably couldn't move.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
No, luckily it did. Kind of run off.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Kids, scampered and scared.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, they hiss, they're ugly, but they're incredible animals.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
They're really useful. They eat all kinds of crap. Weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I got one the cheers, went a couple of fun restaurants.
Took the kid to one of those sushi conveyor belt places,
like sushi's all right, but it's just such a fun
experience and you get a little toy.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
So much fun.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
And then the husband and I did a little romantic
early dinner last night. Well the kid was with a friend.
We gotta get a babysitter.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Man, thank you you posted this. I saw this, so
she posted on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, it's pictures of her
and Andy out have this nice evening, so happy, and
her caption was like, please, I don't know how people
with kids, like, how do you find the time? And
I commented that I go, It's what I've been telling

(14:17):
you since the very beginning. It's called a babysitter. They
just got invented. There are plenty of people we are
looking for some extra money.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
We were raised on HBO and babysitters.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, but wait, like wait.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
How do you find one?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
What do you mean, how do you find one? It's
easy to find them. Where do you find one that
you trust?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, like someone that's not going to burn my house
down and steal the kid, like they want.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
My babysitter when when I was six was doing cocaine
with their friends.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
She was on high alerts.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, I don't know what was going on when Menace
went to school.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Up like a babysitter website.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean you could go to something like care dot
com because the babysitters will post on their you know. Yeahah.
But the other thing is are your kids and any activities?
Where do your kids go to school? A lot of
times there's like teacher's assistants or whatever, like that's how
we have found them. And then once you have one,
they always have friends. True, And we've never had a
babysitter who's been under the age of twenty four.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh okay, because yeah, we're not trying to get like
a sixteen year old.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
No, neither a way. Okay, well mouth you go to
soccer games and yeah, and at this point people have.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Like only nanny, have a nanny?

Speaker 8 (15:26):
See I babysat though for people that I worked with.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Like I was young at a radio station and someone
was like, hey, can you babysit?

Speaker 8 (15:32):
I'm like, yeah, you want.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
To make some bucks at this point, like my wife
and I will only use them if we're going out
of town, if there's an overnight.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Right, well, your kids are old.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
The kids are older now, but like for a weekend
get away, those are important you get you got to
make it happen.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, you're right, I'm you really due notice stuff because
we're just like a little traveling threesome band of gypsy
and the jeer.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You only have the kid part time, though it depends, Okay.
I thought the kid was going back and forth because
that you have some built in time there, which is
oh my god. My wife and I were talking about
that recently with people who have like you know, shared
custody or whatever. Man, how great is that?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
It's worthing divorced Just half the Christmases you just moved
down the street and then you can just get some
time off. But when we have them all the time,
it's like, wait, how do we how do we do this?
My jeers? I didn't realize I was such a loving
daughter I should actually be patting myself on the back.
I didn't realize how often my mom and I talk
or like text. I realized over the weekend I hadn't
talked to her in like three days. I freaked out.

(16:34):
And when I said and talked to her, I mean
she didn't respond to any of my texts for three days.
And I was like, oh my god, Oh my god.
I had such a panic attack. I started texting her
friends like, ah, we'll check on her late. I'm like,
check her later, go there now, Like I started to
freak out. And then finally my mom's like hearted one
of my jokes or some dumb thing I sent her.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was like, where were you okay? So it was
nothing of like importance or urgency.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Is just no response, and I freaked out. It really
freaked me out. And she's like, oh, sorry, honey, like I'm.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
Flatter, and I was like, this is yeah, please, she
should have such a social life that she doesn't think
about me.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's the greatest thing I could think of. But I
really like it sent me into a cold sweat for
a couple hours. So jeers, yeah, jeers, mom, you can't
put a ha haul on my joke. Make sure I
know you're alive.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I hear what you're saying. But I had this thought recently,
why does everything require a response? Like some things that
people say or send don't require a response.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Because we're wired that way.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Now, Yeah, and that's that's what I'm saying. Like I'll
be sitting there talking to my wife and she'll say
something and it's more of a statement, right, go, did
you hear it?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
My go?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, how about a response to what you just made?
A statement? It wasn't worthy of a response.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
You should say confirmation of receipt of your message.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
She wants like a red message or something. I'm sitting
right here, I heard you like what you said? Did not?
You didn't say do you agree? Or what do you think?
Was there? There was no I guess the statement.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
But when you're when you're a mother and daughter who
constantly send like dumb recipes and bad jokes about kats,
you you want to make sure they're breathing.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Weekend cheers and jeers cheers. I went to go see
jelly Roll. He did a benefit show for first responders
and firefighters and it was so good. You know, everybody
loves jelly Roll and he just puts on a great show.
He had a bunch of special guests too, Shine Down.
They came out and they killed it. Marshmallow, public Enemy
Landy Wilson. And he even got a bunch of the

(18:34):
prisoners who went and fought the fires, like made a
section for them and got them to go out for
the night to see the show.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I mean they were heavily guarded.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah, but it was chained together.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
But he's known to do that too, where he'll you know,
he visits prisons a lot and he'll say, hey, yeah,
He's like, hey, can I get you know, this prisoner
out for the night to come sing at a show
or whatever. So they did that. This is that kind
of stuff. Yeah, I mean if they went and fought
the fires, like let him out for a night, it's fine. Also,

(19:08):
uh just like yeah, everyone just like coming together into
seeing you know, supporting again. I mean this was going
on for a couple of weeks now, but everyone just
in a good mood and you know, enjoying themselves. I
think my only jeers though, like you know, Big Grammy
weekend and I watched the red carpet that he puts

(19:28):
on and it's so bad and I used to look
forward to it every single year because you know, I
love Joan Rivers. She's like, she was so good at it,
and it's just like it just gets worse and worse
and worse, and this had to be the worst I've
ever seen. If it wasn't Joan Rivers, nobody else would

(19:49):
be allowed to do what Joan Rivers did. It considered,
they can at least find somebody that's entertaining or make
it entertaining. It was so boring.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
I will give this to E though. They had an
after show that was really really good, but like The
Red Carpet, so boring. So what I did was I
started watching the AP Red Carpet, which was way more
entertaining and ended up being like the most drama and
controversial one because I don't know if you saw this,
but the people from the AP, which is the Associated Press,

(20:23):
they were doing interview with a babyface and in the
middle of the baby face interview, they see chaperone in
the background and they interrupt their own interview to go
get chaperone. Chaperone chaperone like as baby's face is responding
to their questions, and the Internet did not like that
at all. They started like blowing up the ap and

(20:46):
like every single comment on their Instagram, it's like, how
could you do that? That's very disrespectful and like the
girl that did that her Instagram, she had to shut
off the comment. So that ended up being way more
entertaining than the e red carpet.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
But Greg, what were you? And you and Gina were
just talking about Chapel Roone this morning, like off the air.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
It was the she.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Looked like she was in like a kid's like theater costume.
She had like a big pointy princess hat and like
crazy eye makeup, and Greg's not.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Feeling not feeling it. I know she's a singer, obviously,
but I don't know. I couldn't. If I heard a song,
I couldn't Oh.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's Chapel your daughter knows you Pony Club.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I might have heard the song, but I couldn't tell you,
oh that's Chapel Roane. All I know is I do
hate her face and I hate her name. I immediately
judge the name. I don't know why I don't like
the Chapel Roans, Like.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
She named herself after her grandpa or something cool. That's
for the name.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, But it's like Marvel smisus Maisel. I judged it
before I saw it. Yeah, maybe she's a wonderful person.
I really don't know. I'm saying like, I don't like
her face and I don't like an modern day saint.
She could be great, Yeah, but she's also one of
those people that doesn't want to be famous. Oh really,
then go work in an office. Yeah that's cool. You
can find those jobs.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Address some clan.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I enjoy chap. She's really good. All right, what about you?
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
My cheers is just everything being at our fingertips. I
kind of like realized that this weekend. I was watching
that new movie Saturday Night about the ninety minutes leading
up to the first SNL episode.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
It was so good. I loved it.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Watch that movie, and then the movie ends right as
the first scene of the first episode starts, so you
don't get to see kind of the first episode of
SNL as part of the movie. And so I was like, oh, well,
I'll just go to Peacock right now, find the first
episode of SNL and watch that. And I was like, man,
I didn't have to really hunt anything down or do anything.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
It was so nice.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Amazing.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
This is really there in the future.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Did you watch the SNL fifty documentary? No, I haven't
watched it. I watched that one over the weekend. That
was really good, and it followed up with the documentary
Just on the cow Bell Oh really yeah, yeah, yeah,
I watched some the must have posted that clip online
because that was one and like maybe like a week
or so ago. Yeah, So I ended up watching that
documentary Just on the cow Bell skit wo. It was

(23:05):
really good.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Nice, all right, well, I'll have to watch that.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
And then my gears is to how expensive vitamins are.
I had no idea I needed to go get vitamins,
and of course I get like the gummy ones because
who wants to take them real vitamins, And they were
so expensive.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
I just couldn't even believe it.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You can find some cupons online though they.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Were on sale, and they were still expensive. It was
bioegall free, and I was still like, how did I
spend this much on vitamins?

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Because they're like, oh, well, and you need the multi vitamin,
but then you also need to get Vitamin D and
that's not in the multi vitamin, and then you also
have to get iron, and that's not in the multi vitamin,
so you have to get all these separate vitamins.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Too, the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, I get you though, they are very expensive. Well
kind of you.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Get the it's like nature something.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
You're made yellow?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Are they gummies? Yeah, picture you have a gummy.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
I hate the regular ones, and I hate that I
have to take the iron ones because it's gonna make
my poop all weird.

Speaker 10 (24:10):
It's the worst.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Yeah, you're like makes you constipated.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Do they have some generic brand that's cheaper? Store brand
just wants No.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
I mean, the thing is is that the price difference
wasn't that much, and I think they're gonna taste more gross.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
It just wasn't that big of a difference.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Do you know. Were you the one that said, like,
you can't really.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Swallow pills can't, can't, won't.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Can't really even like a tilanol I can.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Here's the thing. I can only do it as an adult,
a grown woman. If I eat some food and then
about to swallow and throw the pill in at the
last second, like getting there. I can't do any any
pills really. Yeah. In fact, when people like oh, like
when people take a handful of pills.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeh, look, what do you mean? There's like three or
four that I have each morning, and I'll put them,
I'll take them out of because yes, I have a
PI separator thing. Yeah, I want to do that in
the morning, like open up three different I'm with you
on Yeah, I know, I feel so dumb. It feels
so lame having one of those things feels at least
Matt black. Yeah, it's cold, it's black. You know, it's

(25:13):
just one because it's it's once a day stuff. You know.
It's like that anti depression whatever that's them in And
I take that daily allergy pill. I told you to
keep getting the sience infections and those three boom, and
then I'll just throw them in there and then grab
whatever I brought up to bed the night before, as
far as a drink goes and done, Like what what's

(25:35):
the big deal? You swallow food and things all the time.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I can't get it down. I mean, even when I
was a mental thing, even when I was getting my
braces on, they put cotton balls. Do not agree with Gina,
Like I have such a gag reflex, like get stuff
out of my mouth, leave me alone. I'm such a
good certain things there are certain just go down easy,
well not easy, but you do it for the love

(26:00):
of the game, you know, and you get creative with
other appendages.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, well maybe that's when you put the vitamins or
your tilet all on there, like right before you know,
I'm ready. I'm about to hold on your allergy pill
on there and your vitamin Okay, I'm ready. So is
that your cheers via pilled separator? We were talking about

(26:28):
Samy and then it reminded me. I thought it was
so strange those what are they?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Like cod liver oil capsules are the size of your
fist and just no, biggie, how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Cheers? And it's super lame, kind of like the pill
separator thing. It was, Uh, my wife and I made
a very very productive trip to Costco. Happened? Hell yeah,
and I do like going to Costco. But it's like,
man like, we just really enjoyed our trip. And my
wife sent me the clip from what was that old
school oh, you know, like where Wilfoer is Like yeah,

(27:01):
so like you know, if maybe we'll go to like
home depot, like what are you doing this weekend? They
should go swap out home depot for Costco and there
and here's the jeers. It kind of wore us out,
Oh yeah, because we were spiky. Yeah, we were spent
after that, and that would be my jeers, my jeers.
Even though I slept for twelve and a half hours
Friday and the Saturday, I was mega exhausted, Like I

(27:23):
cannot get sleep.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
You're always trying to catch up.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, no, I said, I can't. Even if I sleep
and I get all my stats look good and everything else,
I'm still fatigued and exhausted, which leads me to believe
I probably have some kind of like cancer more than
like because people talk about that, like when you start
hitting a wall like get that. Fatigue is like one
of the biggest signs. So now all I can think
about is how I have cancer.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh okay, well, going to get one of those full
body scams.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'm gonna get that soon. Please get And also want
to let you guys know, and I sent this to
Greg over the weekend when I was at Costco. At Costco,
you were able to get two dozen eggs. The packages
are two dozen yeah, seven bucks. That's so for all
you egg fanatics who can't get enough about the eggs
right now.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's about the I.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Found you a deal Costco two dozen large eggs, and
they have cage free, they have free range, and they
also had the brown ones seven bucks, two dozen people reloading.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
You got to resell these on the third market.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Eight seven four Woodie text us over to two two
nine eight seven. There's your weekend geers. Guys, that's quick break. Comeback,
s it's the Woodie Show. The Woody Show will be
right back.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
But all.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Valley dumb. Nice, back to the Woody Show. I'll throw
on another jeers. All right, Just with the super Bowl
coming up on Sunday, it's like really fatiguing, like the
whole script thing that people talk about the NFL.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh yeah, how it's rigged.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, it's rigged. It's it's scripted. I think it's funny, Okay,
it was funny at first. Yeah, but it's like everybody
thinks that they're the first person to ever make whatever
the joke is now and it's just kind of gotten old.
Think about this, just from a common sense standpoint. You
have all these people that came, most of them from nothing, right,
and this is all they've got, and this is their shot.

(29:26):
This is their shot to make money, change their you know,
their life, their their family tree forever, you know, financially,
and you really think that someone's gonna come and go,
all right, man, here's what we're gonna do. And not
to mention that there wouldn't be an official, a player,

(29:46):
a coach somewhere along the line that at this point
wouldn't have blown the whistle on that whole thing. It's
air tight. I get it. I see some of the
videos and stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I could see you might think, okay, okay, well there
have been bad calls. I mean, look at the Tuck
rule after the Tom Brady thing from years back. The
losers blame the refs. They always do, and it's the
way it always works out, like inevitably, whatever team loses,
whatever the sport is, everybody blames the refs. The same
way in radio, when you're ratings suck, they always blame

(30:21):
the rating system. We're all playing in the same rating system.
We're all playing with the same stupid Now. There are
good refs, there are bad refs. I forget the name
of that baseball umpire. The guy was the worst like that.
Everybody hated like yeah, yeah, the just a bit outside
pitch would have been called strike with this guy, like
the guy he's he's terrible. I'm saying it just gets uh, well,

(30:42):
it just gets old. What it goes to though, like
forget the players. Let's say the players, they're.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Not in in it at all, but like this central
location of the you know how they officiate replay. Yeah,
I think that's where, you know, people start getting into
their conspiracy theories about everything.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
See over the weekend. It looks like maybe next year
we'll figure out after the owners meetings and everything else
in the off season. But twenty twenty five they'll start
measuring first downs electronically. Yeah, Like they played around that
in the preseason this past training camp, so yeah, we'll
see if they actually do that again. It won't be
official till after the off season meetings. But some Super

(31:22):
Bowl stuff here for you. And it's always Greg his
number one question. He wants to know how much money
people make. Yes, even if they lose, I mean they're
still getting something. All the players in the losing team
on Sunday will get ninety six thousand dollars. Oh interesting, Yeah,
every player on the winning team from the number one starter,

(31:42):
all the way down to the dude riding the bench.
We'll get one hundred and seventy one thousand dollars. Wow,
And that's a bonus from the NFL. Some players get
even more because they've got bonuses that are negotiated to
their contracts. And they gave a couple examples in this article.
I was reading Patrick Mahomes for example, Huh, he'll get
a one point five million dollars salary bump. Whoa so

(32:03):
going on for the rest of his contract? A one
point five million dollars salary bump off the Chiefs. Three
pet Jalen Hurts, the quarterback for the Eagles. He'll get
five hundred thousand dollars per year in his salary bump.
If Philly wins, I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Sa Kuon Barkley will get five hundred thousand dollars in bonuses.
He's already got a million dollars in incentives this season,
including two hundred and fifty thousand dollars just for winning
the NFC championship. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Keyword being bump. Imagine having a five hundred thousand dollars salary.
Imagine getting a five hundred thousand dollars bump on top
of the Oh, thank you to the Texters. The umpire
that I was talking about, This guy Angel Hernandez. Look
him up and they have compilation videos.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean, he's the How this guy ended up being
a major league umpire is insane.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
And along those lines with the conspiracy thing, you could
put that with almost any example, Like the government knows
we have aliens. You know how many people would have
to keep r mom about that. Not one of them
over dinner with the wife said hey, Barbara, so I
saw an alien.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
And people will always you know, point to some like
Rando Dude on a YouTube video. Well there's been several people,
but every single one they'd say that they're just crazy. So, well, no,
I'm sure like a random person from the government just
told you, yeah, there is aliens. You're just going to
say they're crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Didn't they testify before Congress and we're like whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah, but you would think if you're gonna come out
and you're gonna have you have something to show, yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Some show us some evidence, right, not just word amount.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
A blurry photo.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, but yeah, there's a lot of a lot of
these incentives that I know that companies in radio. My
favorite story was, and you guys remember this this show.
Oh yeah, there was a show too well on one
of the other radio stations in our building at the time.
This is god two thousand and five or two thousand
and six, long time. They had something in their in

(33:52):
their contract they said if they ever hit number one
in this particular age, they would get a two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars bonus per quarter. Yeah damn okay,
And so the company threw that out there because they
were giving them some you know, other offer from just
a regular salary standpoint, and they were trying to get
something more. They go, oh, look here, we'll incentivize you.

(34:14):
If you hit number one, we'll give you this two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars long shot. Yeah. It was
one of those that never gonna happen, never gonna happen,
like one of those insured contests. And sometimes, like you'll
see a place do where they buy an insurance, possibly
because it's so unlikely, but in the off chance it happens,
someone gets two million dollars. Okay. Well, they made that

(34:36):
deal and then in the course of like six months,
Howard Stern who was like the number one show in
the market, went to satellite radio. There was another show,
longtime show that that got fired, but they had huge ratings.
But they they left the.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Airwaves, they cleared out all the competition.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Competition least like total anomaly. Yeah, they were always like
kind of hovering, like thirty four. There was a Spanish
station in there somewhere or whatever. But anyway, when those
two shows, Howard and this other morning local morning show left,
they hit number one. Oh my god, all right, and
so they got this two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
bonus and they hit it every quarter, I want to say,
for like two years. And the company went back to

(35:19):
them and said, hey, we need to renegotiate this and
go after some like. They did that thinking they would
never have to pay it, right, But then here it
is like I'm sure you know, maybe the chiefs thought, oh, yeah,
look we'll give him another million. Not the million and
a half dollars as anything to Patrick Mahomes, but yeah,
we'll give you another one point five million if you
three pete. Yeah, because what who's ever three pet in

(35:43):
the NFL? In the in the Super Bowl era? I
don't think anybody, right, I don't think maybe wrong in that,
but I'm not sure. Maybe Joe Montana No no, he
did not three no no no three pete no. So anyway,
I thought that was a really funny story. Yeah, and
f you's let's let's renegotiate that ranks. No way, remember

(36:04):
when the same thing happened to us?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Oh, apparently the Packers. It's Google here, but that's before
the super Bowl era.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Oh, by winning the first two Super Bowls and sixty
seven sixty eight. But oh, you're right and no, and
no team has ever won three straight Super Bowls?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Okay? Yeah, people want people won. I mean, look how
many of the Chiefs have won, or the Patriots, the Steelers,
the Cowboy forty nine ers.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I saw one multiple super Bowl craft over the weekend
on the last time, like a team was sold and
they had a like before the league, you know what
you're talking about right now, before the league finally came together.
And some of these teams sold for like five hundred
dollars that crazy oh man talk about a windfall?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, holy crap, facility show or how much crap this
guy took growing up. He's the head coach of a
big deal, powerhouse high school football program in California with
a serious accusation. Jason Negro has been the head coach

(37:16):
of Saint John Bosco High School in Bellflower since twenty ten,
played the major role in building the Braves in one
of the top programs in the country. Cool and now
there has been a lawsuit filed by three plaintiffs accusing
Negro of embezzlement. Yeah, they say that they were fired
at the reporting concerns over the way the finances administered

(37:39):
by Negro were conducted. The suit goes on to allege
that Negro only accepted cash as payment for Saint John
Bosco run youth camps. Gear provided to the team by
Nike was sold for cash, and the proceeds from parking,
game programs and raffles at home games were paid in
cash to Negro.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
What a weird process.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
There are also allegations of under the table cash payments
to assistant coaches that were quote not reported for tax purposes.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Whoopee.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
According to a big write up in the La Times,
you have to pay off those people. You don't fire
them on.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
You, Jason Negro embezzlers that they think, Yeah, no one
will notice.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, and how you're not going to notice.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
No one's going to notice all that money and all
that equipment. It's just gone. Now ye yeah, have a
new car. No one's going to notice where le that go.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I think the craziest stories we hear about the people
that do it for like twenty years. Yeah, and they're
just about to retire and then they get caught.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because it's like the it's like office
space they just shaved where it's like ye little bits
at the time. Well, because then what happens is the
people they get they get away. They try it. It's
like when someone steals a credit card. They say, they'll
try to authorize for something like a dollar just to
see if it goes through, and that lets them know
that that's still a good car. Don't ignore those. And

(38:57):
then and then it goes for something bigger and bigger
and bigger. Then they start getting that's the thing with
the criminal. The criminal gets uh greedy.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Criminals must shop fast because I know somebody had their
credit cards on and within like an hour gas a
plane ticket of this.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I guess they figured they better work quick before it
gets shut down.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, super fast.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, someone's going to realize that card's gone right, And what.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Did office space teach us? If you're gonna embezzle, you
have to then have the building burned.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Out every time with all the paperwork.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
There's the cloud now, like if you're trying to embuzzle electronically, like,
there's no way you're getting away.

Speaker 8 (39:31):
Burned down the cloudy.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
You burn the cloud.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah, you find the server somewhere that.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, we love.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Him, but he's a monster. We don't care what he
looks like. This is the Woody Show, Can't Sit Out
The New Hour Insensitivity Training for a Politically Correct World,
Monday morning, February the third, twenty twenty five, Woodie, Greg Gory, Menace, Hi,
Gina Grass, there's sea bass. Yeah, we've got Sammy. And
the question here is Great Gory the ho A hole

(40:04):
Like he's not on you're not part of the hoa.
Do you have an HOA?

Speaker 7 (40:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I kind of wish I did.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Okay, so we're Greg doesn't even have an HOA. But
Greg kind of acts in a way sometimes like the HOA.
He'll complain about people all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yes, but I'm not confrontational except for this one time.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Except now, And this is the question so Greg's gonna
tell you what's going on. He's even gone as far
despite this being his arch enemy Sea Bass, He's enlisted
the help of Sea Bass on this issue that he's
gotten with the neighbor. Is Greg the ho a hole?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I am not. I'll pre preface it with that, I'm
a concerned citizen about about having a clean neighborhood. I
like to think that my neighborhood is very nice and
people lately, and by lately I mean over the past year,
so I'm not talking about a week or two a
year leave their garbage cans at the curb seven days

(40:57):
a week. There are five houses in my neighborhood. I
have photographed them for proof.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
That two of which have had.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Them out four year. One of these houses that I
sent the photo to SeaBASS of they just readid the
front yard did a beautiful job, new garage, door, new everything,
it's all brand new. And then what's in front of
their house five I believe it was five, maybe even
six garbage cans that are out seven days a week.

(41:29):
The neighbor to the right has their garbage cans out
seven days a week. And then that's on the street
that is just next to mine on my actual street.
The first three.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Houses on my street, three in a row, have their
garbage cans out seven days a week and they each
have what from the pictures you sent me three cans apiece?
That right, Greg? Is it's just like a billion because
there's like the landfill, there's usually recycling. The waste question
is this out on the street, on the curbar, on
their property.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
On the street actual.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Front, Greg, blocking where a car would park.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yes, well it's the thing, Greg. You don't want to
park your car in front of their house necessarily, right.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I do not?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
That pitswell, people, what do you could right?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Well, it's just insightly sightly. We have garbage day, not
garbage year.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
People, And I looked up the regulations where Greg lives.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
It's it's roughly like eight o'clock the day, like you
get him in by eight o'clock, get him out the
day you get rough you get roughly twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, I would allow twenty four hours because some days
the garbage guy comes allow it at seven in the morning.
Other times it's three pm.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Greg's he's there with a stop watching. Oh it's eight pm,
you gotta put it. No, he's just saying not twenty
four seven three sixty five exactly.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
They literally haul their trash down to the street.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
And I'm wondering, back, guy, I've never seen them actually
take out the trash, but especially for something like I
call it the greens container yard waste. What are you
wheeling that up, putting it in and then wheeling it
back sow with recycling. What if they're using that to
keep people from parking in front of their house, well,
then it's definitely working.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
I don't think from what I've seen from your photos,
it doesn't seem like you have a type of neighborhood
with a ton of people coming and going and just
kind of hanging out there.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
No, parking is totally not an issue. Even if you
didn't have the cans in front of your house, chances
are nobody's parking there.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, so have you tried talking to the neighbors?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I have done two things. I had one outburst, Oh
my god, okay, not an outburst se yeah, like meaning
what and okay, Well. The one thing that I've done
is I joined a neighborhood face group page. It's kind
of a community page, like, hey, can you recommend a babysitter. Hey,
does anybody have a good pool guy or whatever. So
I've gone on there and reminded everybody, hey, don't forget

(43:38):
we have trash day, not trash week in this square.
And then if somebody says, oh, did you hear a
house got broken into, I'll be all passive aggressive and say,
you know, a good tip is bringing in your garbage cans,
because when they sit out, people are going to think
you're out of town like that, and uh, and it
looks better and we want to live in a nice neighborhood.

(43:59):
How hey ever, you know me, Woody, I don't like confrontation,
which is why I enlisted SeaBASS. He's good at that.
I did confront one neighbor during the recent wildfires. People
were looking and we're getting ready to evacuate, and where
I live is on a very steep hill and we
have a great vantage point of where the fire was
starting to come over the hill and into our neighborhood.

(44:19):
So we're all out there basically twenty four to seven,
looking at the flame, seeing, Hey, who's evacuating? Are you
guys ready? Well, there was this one woman gathered in
the group of people who I didn't recognize, and so
I introduced myself to her and she said, oh, we're
new to the neighborhood. I said, Oh, which house are you.
She's like, oh, I'm that second house in the on
the street. And I was My nerves were frazzled. I

(44:41):
was already stressed about the fires. I was not caring
about what anybody thought. And I went, oh, yeah, I
know the house. And she said what And I said,
you're one of the three houses that leaves your garbage
cans on the streets seven days a week.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Her response was one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
She said, Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. I'll
tell my husband because that's his job to bring them in.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
So you come home and you can see them, and
because it's your husband's job, you just leave them.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I'm a lady. I can't carry it, right, I can't wheels.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, like, that's my husband. See, that's what is your
part in? So what are you doing? Because Greg's not
a confrontational person, starting with some classic passive aggressiveness, because now, Greg,
you might you might say, well if they don't do
you know, if they're not taking the cans and call
the city, would you. The city doesn't care not doing anything,
don't any They have the rules, but they don't enforce them.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
But I do.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
The cities make websites, that's all they do.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
So what I did is I have a I have
a postcard service, an anonymous postcard service. I actually used
it to send thank you note to my grandmother every
Christmas and birthdays.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Where you can send up. You put a photo on
the front and then your custom text on the back.
So Greg got some photos of these. I would sloppy house.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
The houses are fine themselves, but you ruin it by
having just chunk like these stupid garbage cans sitting in
the middle of the street all day.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
And I would like to reiterate it's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day. It's seven days a year, years. So these
are repeat old find exact.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Right, jumpy. I sent that photo as proof. No, not
number one, man, I know where they live.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, but number two it directly shows the problem.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
On the back, I say, you know, it says two.
I put to the absolute pig who lives at.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
That's how you? Oh my god, I know it's Greg
because he's the one that already said they're gonna be
in the Facebook group.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
I think these are different peoplecause there's like five or
six people total, right, Greg, Yeah, so these are I
think these are the people around the corner, is that right?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
But you're coming in hot already.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I came in hot on that one woman.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, she has no idea that you've been stealing over
this for a year. But so to the absolute pig
at the blank addressident, right, I didn't because I thought
I thought going sweet at first, but then I got
pissed looking at these photos for you, thank you, and
I said, you know, dear neighbor, that's where I started the.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Dearest neighbor with a photo of their house.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
You might not be aware that we have garbage can hours,
and I know the city is too lazy to enforce them,
but I am not.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I don't know if you just didn't weren't aware of
these rules, or you were actually born an illegal actual barn,
but illegal actual barn parentheses for reals, But your cans
cannot be on the street twenty four seven three sixty five.
It's an absolute eye sore. And while you may lick,
while you may be fine living like a pig. The

(47:50):
rest of your neighbors are not. Geez Okay, please take
this as your notice to bring them inside. It needs
signed Greg Goryan this address and if you need further,
if you need further, sorry, if you're so dumb that
you need further instruction.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Oh no. And then I set up a phone number.
Please call us a blank Now no one's called yet.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
When they they probably are getting them either they got
them over last week, ory're getting them run about now. Okay,
so we have the possibility probably received them. Yes, And
I know when you told me that you had sent them,
and I thought, oh, this is going to do the trick,
because usually it takes a couple of dames still out there.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Okay, Now do you think they even saw these mailers?
Because you know, I see stuff in the mail and
I just start on the track.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Fair point, menace. But if someone sends me a postcard
photo photo, I'm taking notice, so it's possible.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Do you think they'll take it as a threat since
it's a picture of their house.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
No, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
You know, I was very careful not to put any
kind of actual I'm going to do this. Watch out
for that. If you don't do it here, keep your
watch your back, you know, and not not even a
veiled threats. But so so let's say a week or
two from now, if nothing happens, there will be further notices.
And if that nothing happens after that, I'll I'll paint
them in person.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Visit now.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Look, you know how I do the magnets for cart narks,
lazy bones, Well, I can print they had print on man.
Printing is fantastic these days. They now have like you
ever seen the side of a building or even a
liquor store that has a full on like mural. Sure
it's not even painted, but actually printed on there like
those those adhesive things are super cheap these days. So

(49:33):
I could put I could print one of those, slap
that on the garbage can, you know, like a lazy
like these lazy pigs never bring their garbage cans in
and just final put that on their can.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
And in this day and age where everybody has a
ring doorbell, that's the thing I think you'll still be okay.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
That's why you want me to do it, right, That's
why you want me to do it, Not Greg, who
might be walking.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Around and then I can claim ignorant.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I'll park he did what, I'll park three blocks over,
wear a mask and like the jogging away. So like
this is why you have to have a sea bass
in your life, because you don't want to as I
always say, you don't want to poop where you eat, right,
And that's what Greg doesn't want to do here, thank.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
You, is more than happy to poop there, poop there.
They have a shower up there. When it says Greg,
that's not a dumb excuse. If you're a woman, if
you live on hills, it's hard to drag a full
trash can up or down a hill. It's easier to
leave the trash can on the curb and filled up
with your daily trash. Here we go with excuses off
the bat, they don't live, excuse, I've seen the photos.

(50:31):
Stop with the apologizing they don't live, not carrying it
up everest. Yeah, this is an everest.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
And we're talking about an empty garbage can, not a
full garbage bitch. When it's empty and you come home
and it's the trash has been picked up, you can
wheeld them ten feet to where they can if.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
You and if you lack these strength. Let's say you're
saying you can't plunge a toilet, literally haven't. Then you
hire somebody you don't need. The excuse is, well, I
guess this just doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
The landscape.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Now, even the trash company will offer that service. I
think they call it a valet service like that, something
like that. Well, they'll they'll, yeah, they'll bring it out
to the curve and bring it back afterwards.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
You hire a neighborhood kid, yeah, well I have I
have h Yeah, we'll get a fine if it's out
too late. The goverage cans, So I my neighbors, my neighbors,
and I will coordinate because like, let's say they're out
of town, I'll like put in the cans for them.
But sure, I do have a weird question because I'll
put my cans out at night at like eight thirty,

(51:30):
and some neighbors they don't put them out till like midnight.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
And I go, is that like a normal thing just
because of our hours? Because I'll go out there at
night and I'll look at the whole neighborhood and no
cans out at just depends. Other people have a much
later life than we do, and they forget.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Oh yeah, I need.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Next morning bringing these out. So here's the question. Is
Greg the h O A hole? Yes? Or no? Text
your vote over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah,
we got some more woody show coming for your next
Hang on a little extra effort, I think we can
up our likability. The witty show will be right back fast.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
This is the.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Show, and we asked you to text your verdict. Do
you think that Greg is the h O a hole
for carrying neighbors just leaving their cans their trash cans
out twenty four seven three sixty five. It's very beautiful
and it's against the rules. So Greg takes pictures he
posts in the Facebook group, the neighborhood Facebook.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Group I facility. I handed them over to see that.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Not getting the results he wanted. Yes, he turned it
over to Sea Bass, who sent them very Uh. I
wouldn't even say passive aggressive, fully aggressive aggressive with need
me going over there and dumping their trash in their
front lawn and saying, hey car the mail it says
dear pig who lives in dumb accurate?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with telling the truth?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I ad one more wrinkle it because I had an
issue in my neighborhood. It was an RV thing.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
And you know, they have the city websites and the
numbers that call, and I agree, they don't do anything.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
They just hang out the phone and say all right.
So what I did was I went on LinkedIn and
I found my city leaders in their contact information and
I hit them up directly and I was taken care
of right away.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Really interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
LinkedIn always is the spot to guess finds your representative.
There's some of the feedback on the text. Yes, Greg
is the ho a hole. However, I totally understand his frustration.
We have a couple of people who are constant water
wasters and I'm talking so much water that the four
what's four blocks of houses with his water. There are
also people who park and visitors parking and rotate their

(53:48):
cars so it's always full. I wish you could I
could do what you did. But yes, Greg is the
ho a hole. That is from Susan.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Just get a sea pass.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
How she has all these complaints about and she's the problem,
But you're the jerk, and that's yes, I'm sorry, go ahead,
I know it.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Like Gina, you're great at vocabulary. What's the word for
people that immediately want to give excuses and come down
on the wrong side. I just want things to look
good as normal sympathizers. Yeah, yes, Greg is the ho
a hole. Uh, first of all, why is any of
the situation any of your business? Instead of being an
a hole? Does anybody harass you and your partner when
you're doing your gay stuff?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Just do probably outside, like if you're do it in
the front yard. I mean the neighbors did see that
one time.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
This is why you want gays in your neighborhood, because
they bring up the standards for everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Just you just do what intelligent people do and mind
your own business. Yes, he is most certainly the ho
a hole. Start a business, mind your own.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
It's your business. When they're in the street and you
have to drive around.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
This person says, I would retaliate with even more ish
at the curb. Stay in your lane. Yes, h o
as are the devil. Put a couch out, I see
you raise your couch. This one says, absolutely not the
ho a hole. My effing next door neighbor does same thing,
and our cans are in a narrow ass alley. Plus
it's maybe a thirty inch flat trip to take them

(55:07):
in and out, our thirty foot flat trip to take
them in and out. But hey, they're white. Trash comes
to the territory. This one says, yes, you are an
a whole min your business, you leaky tampon.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Oh rex neighborhood is his business, And the reason you
live in a crappy neighborhood is that attitude?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
And this one says, no, not the ho a hole.
I have a neighbor that leaves the garage door open
all the time, and our bylaws say that's not allowed,
and it irks me to my core.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Oh yeah, what do.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
You remember that time that you were in your neighborhood
in a public area and you raked up the pine
needles and leaves and stuff because it looked bad? Why
is that? You're the bad guy?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
You're a jerk, a hole, You're a psycho because you
want things to be nice. Yeah, I didn't like the
way I felt out on my feet. That's when I
was walking all the time. Oh yeah, this problem is
oh Japan, Yeah, super rules. Yeah, I mean it's it's
pretty split say overall though, lean no, oh really, I
was just gonna say it's leaning.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
No, Well, I focused on the yeses.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Even a lot of the longer comments are the people saying,
yes you are the hoa hole jo, You're done, But yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Mind your business. When you're driving around them seven days.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
A week, that kind of is your business.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
And we'll let you know what happens with the postcards
that see best at out sure and perhaps the next level.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
And if that doesn't work, I do have an idea.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
What if we continuously dump trash into their trash cans
that they don't have enough room to put their own
trash in it, so they have to bring it in.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Uh interesting, somebody else here on the tech said, why
don't you put a padlock on their trash can?

Speaker 11 (56:37):
Mean Sam, please?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
It's the worthy show. I saw the ground Hog, saw
his Shadow. At least the most famous one punk Satani
phil But what are some of the other trending news headlines,
Gina gran.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Well, we have the latest on the plane that crashed
in Philadelphia Friday night where seven people died. The plane
was a medical transport jet carrying a child and her
mother along with four other people, all from Mexico, and
it was in the air for less than a minute
after taking off before it crashed. All six people on
the jet died and one.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Found the black box. Did they Yeah, they did.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
They It has been recovered.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Okay, the neighborhood because that was They were like, man,
we're not sure what happened this thing. Did it disintegrade?
Did you know? Was it in pieces? Like apparently it's
a really hard plane to fly, they said, because it's
a Lear. It's a Lear fifty that it needs like
you know, it has to be fueled right, and the
balance has to be perfect. Yeah, it's a lot of
smaller planes, like the weight balance stuff is a big deal.

(57:34):
But yeah, the jet is it. It's not a bad jet.
It's a Lear fifty.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Well, but it wasn't just it wasn't just the people
in the sky, because they killed someone on the ground too.
With the crash and lots of people twenty two people injured,
three still in critical condition, eleven properties damaged. The mayor
says schools will not be closed today, but students and
staff will be excused for crash related delays. And like

(57:58):
you said, the black box has been recovered, but mayor
is asking people to be patient while they try to
figure out what the hell happened. As of Sunday afternoon yesterday,
fifty five victims have been id'd from the Potomac River
crash site, but eleven separate sets of remains that were
discovered from the waters still have not been idd the
plane wreckage. The plane wreckage, rather will also be put

(58:21):
on a flatbed and take it to a nearby hangar
to be analyzed. But another new detail suggests that the
Army helicopter was flying above two hundred feet, which happens
to be the maximum altitude for the route they were on.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, they were like a three, I believe.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah. Meanwhile, the Army finally identified the third soldier on
the black Hawk. That was Captain Rebecca M. Lobach. She
was in the Army for six years and was assigned
to the twelfth Aviation Battalion in Virginia. The two other
soldiers in the helicopter were Staff Sergeant Ryan Austin O'Hara
and Chief Warrant Officer Too Andrew Lloyd Eves.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, they brought a like a crane, barge, crane or
wherever out to the sites. They can actually get the
salvage the fuselage. But they're saying that that's probably where
the other the ones that they haven't recovered yet. That's
probably where they are.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
And the people who like you know, for fires or
for crashes, who analyze this stuff backwards to see how
it happens, It's just it boggles my mind. I don't
even know how you begin to do that. Well, last
night's Grammys were just as much about the La fires
as they were about music. The show even ended with
local firefighters being brought on stage to a big standing
ovation and to announce Album of the Year, which went

(59:30):
to Beyonce for Cowboy Carter.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Okay, as a real country fan, what do you think
about that?

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Sam also one Best Country Album.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I that's got to piss off the actual country music
because there's so many people that trust to use country
for clout. Well, she's not that she needed it. She
won Country Album of the Year and Album of the Year, right, Yeah, No,
I know, I'm saying with like country album, Like as
far as these the country community, they're very picky about
who they let in or who they don't. Who's just
kind of trying to use it for sell it, move

(59:58):
albums and things like that. Again, not Beyonce needed that, right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
I mean, but it's but it's something different, somewhat revolutionary
and what she did and how she did it that
I can see why it would have got Album of
the Year, but.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
As someone who's not well but for country album, for
someone who's not a big country music listener like me
and I first heard it, I was kind of excited.
I'm like, Oh, what's the cross over gonna sound like?
And I listen to all those songs, I was like,
most of these songs aren't country songs. I thought they
were gonna be all country songs and they're they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Yeah, So I mean at Mena said it was a
double step in the back that Taylor Swift gave her
the award. He said, because Menace hates at Menace hates
Taylor Swift, and he hates Beyonce more than anything.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
That blood feud.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I remember saying that I must have been blacked out drunk.
But again, at this point, the point where Florida Georgia
line is big, like, this isn't Johnny Cash's country, Yeah,
this is garbage country.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Now I don't think Album of the Year.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Though, Well, that's funny because that we're having two separate
arguments but of the same thing. Like this, I get
album of the Year but it's not country, or I
get country but not Album of the Year. So people
are really divided on this one. And Drake had a
bad night and he wasn't even there because Kendrick Lamar
is not like us won multiple awards, including Song of
the Year and Record of the Year. Chapel Rone, Greg's

(01:01:13):
favorite picked up Best New Artists.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Oh, Greg, I'm starting to get on your training with
Chapel Roone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
It was just such a tryhard, right try.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
With the giant princess hat.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Well, she can back it up. She's a good artist.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
St Vincent. Yeah. St three awards all in Alternative. The
show was almost four hours long.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
It was good though, but actually, like except for Trevor Noah,
who's always a bar fast please be the last thing
he does here in America, I thought it was actually
a really good award show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
And they were saying, like the women brought the performance.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I haven't heard Menace Haite on something like that since
he was talking crab about Beyonce and Taylor.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Swift and that was that sent shockwaves.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I guess I was drunk at minute.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
But yeah, four hours long, but a lot of the
extra time devoted to raising money for fire VIC And
by the end of the night the total is up
to seven million dollars. And that's just from viewers watching
at home. We didn't shake out the purses of people
in that room. So that's a that's an amazing total.
And that's what's going on all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Thank you very much, Gina Grad. I am a body part.

Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
You can use me to fill your big crack.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
The ancient Egyptians thought I'd produced mucus woody. After you
get me up, you should tie me down the woody shop.
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. And we thank you for being
hearing playing along today. Mi'msoody. That's Greg Gory Menace, good

(01:02:40):
morning to you. What up there is, Gina Grad?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy. We brought Morgan
in here because she really is to blame for a
lot of what is in my algorithm at least wow,
and I am also to blame for what is in
her algorithm. And I think now Gina has been poisoned too.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Done me so dirty?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
And then my association, Greg, I mean it really it's
a virus.

Speaker 12 (01:03:00):
Yeah, So you send me a video the other day
and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Wow, yeah, I did.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
What was the I don't think we should say it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I mean, we could know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
It's fine. It was let's see it's a REFRESHMA don't
like it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:13):
It's a play on words kind of like how the
comments are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Oh yeah, so it's it's a group of let's see one, two, three, four,
five guys with down syndrome singing a song called down
Eyed Girl, Oh, brown eyed girl.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Okay, and it was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Yeah and audio, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
And good. You're supporting them, You're getting some views, yeahry,
you're sharing it. Great, it's amazing here and there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
So I bought a few things off of like what
gets suggested to you on Instagram, Like some of those
instagram were over that. I wasn't because a while ago,
the first couple of things I ordered were garbage. And
then there was something that was so good and I
forget what it was. I'm like, you know what, I'm
gonna try it. And so then I tried it and
it was good. That gave me a little bit more confidence.

(01:04:04):
Now I'm looking to try this out. I don't know
if anybody has gotten it or you've seen this in
your feed. But now that we're talking about and if
your phone's around, of course, now you're going to see it.
It's a product called bro Glow. What is that? Okay,
so you know I have the complexion of a urinal.
It's a self tanner for dudes that looks super easy.

(01:04:26):
It's not supposed to stain. It goes on clear broke glow.
Broke Glow and they were just on Shark Tank, right,
so they have these dudes on Shark Tank. Yeah, quick
and easy application, last for days, no mess, no stains.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I really am glad that you're embracing the metrosexuality the manicures.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Well, yeah, I go to that hammer and nail place now,
so something tells me this is not in any way
especially formulated. They just there's a repackage, you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Know, making razors pink, because they also have concealer for
men called war Paint.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Hell. Yeah, okay, Well I've never seen I've never seen
like a self tanner. Yeah really in a bottle that's
you don't shop in the women's section, but I'm saying
I've seen where you can get spray tan airbrush.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
Yeah, they have this and it comes with the mit
that you rub on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
You've never seen it where you could do it yourself
since the seventies. I didn't know. I've never seen it.
I don't live in that world. This is like a
new thing to me exactly. And yeah, so I don't know.
I'm thinking about check it out just to see if
it works it because I was going to do the
You Have Color though Greg a little bit, but I
was going to go, uh, spray tanner, remember before that

(01:05:40):
last vacation, because everybody else shows up for our trip
that we did with a couple other couples and like
everybody's all Tanner and I'm like this like white ghost
in the in the picture. But I never did it
a kind of heterosexuality. Well no, because they said, yeah,
somebody said that if you're just gonna spend a lot
of time in the water, like it's gonna be done

(01:06:02):
within like a day or.

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
Something, it comes off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
How long does this I have?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
It says last for days. I don't know. I'll probably
get it just to try it out. And then we
can try it out. We can rub each other's mits
on our faces.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, do it on my belly?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean you get all kinds of crazy
targeted ads.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Though. Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of stuff in
my feed lately, which I think I might have told
you about. And I don't know why I'm seeing injured
animals like limping dogs or like some sort of deer
with caught in a bear trap. And why am I
seeing that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
I'm seeing a lot of like infected body parts and
like a lot of body modifications. Oh yeah, I sent
you guys a lot of those.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Did you like the one with the guy with like
the fake face.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yes, that was incredible. So this guy he looked like
I don't even know, like he it was the world's
it was the world's biggest hole in his face. Yeah, okay,
because he had these different like attachments. Basically said to Morgan,
it's all deformity.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah, it was a lot of effects.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
You did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
You can see his teeth from there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah, so look, I mean it looks like, look at
look at this guy menace looking thank you? Yeah, attached,
he can attached if you watch bard Umpire, exactly exactly right.
There was that dude. I forget the character. Yeah, but man,
this guy, you know, it's yeah, it's got to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Call mister potato. How yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
But you can almost look down his throat, you can't
mouth where his nose should be. Yeah, awful, so sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Uh, since you're talking about ads, I've been seeing some
wild stuff on Facebook lately, usually in the evening where
it's like the AI apps. Right, So one app that
I saw that was an ad on Facebook. It says here,
remove clothing from women's bodies. What I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
So after I ordered it and down there so ai AI,
will you take? You upload a photo and removed clothing
and what was the name of this happen? Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
So I saw that one, and then I saw one
as like geared towards Nerds, where it's like, and I
know a lot of people have seen this type of
app before. It's like where I'll take two photos and
look like they're hugging or whatever. But this one is
geared towards nerds and I will take like a really
nerdy guy and like a super hot model, and I
will make them look like they're kissing each other.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
See. I haven't investigated this one yet, but Gina's husband
told me about one called parrot Ai.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Yeah, he's been having a good time with you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Like, I did not look into it myself, but he
sent me a couple of examples of what he's done
with it. It's really it's really slipt. Yeah, lebron One.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I don't know that there's there's some crazy one, but.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Yeah, yeah, similar to that. But the way that the
ads are geared, it's very bizarre. Yeah yeah, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
And they were showing like nude chicks on the on
the ad. I was like, first, how did Facebook improve this? Second?
How is the app even approved in the apps in
the Apple? Not for other people? But I'll eventually need
to see my wife naked this way, Like the longer
I'm saying, the longer you're married, this will be the
only chance I got.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
I would love to have photos of that, like with
me and Mario that would be cool. Yeah, but like
put my photo in there. I'm going to see what
they do that of course.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Naked and we can get naked ai Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Absolutely, I'm sure a lot of the measurements.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I'll put it on. I'll get this app, I'll put
it because you won't want to put it on the Wooden
shows time. I'll put it on the on my Twitter
because you can put anything up there. You how big
of a pen? Like literally I can get a photo
of you. Remove what kind stuff shows up in your Instagram?

(01:09:51):
Like your algorithm se mask it's got it because you're
all over the place with stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Well I've been getting Strangely, we are enhancing underwear, and
I think it's designed for gay guys quite frankly, because
no woman never cares. So like most underwear for ladies
who don't know box or briefs or whatever, they'll have
you know, the fly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Area might be. It might even have kind of a
little built in pouch sort of it's kind but but
the but these these underwears, they don't they don't dick
around literally getting they they literally have built in full
on shafts.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
It looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I could sort of popping up. Yeah, I started popping
up with my ladies based on that photo. And like, uh,
like your boyfriend, your husband's wearing that, you're interested in that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
No, it looks ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Related to this, they also because now that I think
what happens with Facebook, tell me if I'm wrong. Menace
is even if you don't click on an ad, if
you just let it sit and you kind of looking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
They know that you're looking at it, so you don't
even like, Okay, I'm not going to touch this, but
you still get more of that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
It's two and a half seconds. You gotta flip before
two and a half seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
So what they've so what they have now getting is
they have little like silicone inserts that again our bull,
they're bulge enhancing all the silicone. Besides it being like
a little cup, there's like an outline of a shaft
in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, that's the ads I see. Is there's a thing right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I'm like, who's doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I would maybe for an underwear modeling. I guess strippers
have been male strippers have been doing that forever. You
haven't been doing this stuff the dudes forever with the
push up bras and they.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Is, no one's ever going to see it unless it's
through underwear, dumb, you'll never notice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Speaking of targeted ads, I literally just pulled up Instagram
for this conversation and it landed right on the onion
with a headline that says disturbing new study finds American
fifth graders only absorbing targeted ads at a first grade level.

Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
Getting is always listening man, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I can only imagine like Samy's is probably like the
world's most pure it is.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
You're not going to believe that so much, so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
That it's this is this is what I want you
to open up. We've done this before. Open up Instagram, right,
open up your Instagram account. Go to your uh, you know,
like the main profile pager shows all your your posts.
Click the magnifying glass right right, that's your algorithm. So
it's showing you a bunch of stuff based on, you know,
whatever that they know about you. Like, so, what what

(01:12:22):
are the things that are popping up? Pictures of what?

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
There's a now and then of Carrie Underwood. Huh there's
a lot of crochet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah, yeah, there's it's like LC from the Hills, like
before and after stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
Again crochet, Jessica Simpson, Leonardo DiCaprio Winslet a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
In your forties, Well, we have to feed for you.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
I'm gonna have to send you some videos.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
What's yours?

Speaker 12 (01:12:49):
Oh, mine's uh, mostly deformities special needs in UFC.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Wow, but you definitely thinks you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Min Mind's all airplanes, so you can see it's all
different airplanes. And then some guy who's shaving a rug.
I imagine that's because the washing stuff. Yeah, because I
just sent Greg a power with some guy that was
like powerwashing an old rug and like doing the scrubbing
and then putting all the different stuff and like bringing
it back to life. So it's kind of the same thing.

(01:13:19):
I don't know what they do when they shave these
rugs like this, Yeah, getting all the pilling off. Is
that what that is? Yeahs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah, mine's like Morgan's lots of deformities and lots of
shirtless guys, lots of food, and lots of architectures.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Look at the size of this baby, like, this is
what comes up on mine.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
So on my targeted ads though, you want to know
what I was targeted for, it's something called jelly drops,
which is for people as Alzheimer's.

Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
Oh yeah, because you're sticks.

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
They need to drink a lot of water to stay hydrated,
but they're kind of like children, so they won't drink it.
And so the jelly drops are like ninety five percent
water that look like.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
Candy, and so you give them to like.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Alzheimer'stations to keep them hydrated, and they're healthy for them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
And this is your hug them assumes your nineties I'm
so old.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Okay, sounds like a good way to lose weight, though,
the other thing has been showing up a lot of lately,
people almost like pimple Popper, like doctor pimple Popper kind
of stuff, like you know where these people are getting there,
whatever cysts and whatever's drained out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Well, you can handle watching that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
That shows up every once in a while, but it's
mostly it's mostly airplanes. Mine is cleaning things.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
Car racing, pop singers and hood bulldog sellers. Oh you know,
like dog the dudes in the hood that are selling bulldogs.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Yeah, you can see like a buddy of mine, his
wife is the one who's like, oh yeah, you want
to see what you're all about, or what your friend's
all about. Just have them opening up Instagram. Touched that
magnifying glass. He goes open his up and he opened it.
It's all like, uh like all Asian chicks and bikinis, yice,
and she's Filipino. Me. He's like, she's like, well, at
least sits in the in the wheelhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Know who knows what you're like? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can hit us
up of the text over to two to ninety seven.
I did want to bring up something that Morgan had
told me about because she's following this this this one account.
I'm going to tell you what is before the break,
But who are you following? Like, what what's a what's
a good follow that you can share with us? You
can let us know on the text. We'll go through

(01:15:23):
some of it after the break eight seven seven forty
four Woody, Yeah, you're smart. Hell all right, so we're
asking you who are you following? What's it? What's it?
What's a good follow? On social media? We were talking
about like what's popping up in these algorithms, whether it's
targeted ads or you know, just to just just the

(01:15:47):
just the the weird stuff. Uh so, what what are
you following? Who are you following? Mets, You've got a suggestion.
I mean you're on social media, Ton, Yeah, there's this
one account that I really like. It's called very Important People.
Oh it's great, It's so good. So it's basically like, okay,
so if you're a big Barstool fan and you love
Sunday Conversations with Casey Presley, where you know he's kind

(01:16:09):
of in character, and then he's interviewing somebody that's not
in character, like Kodak Black or friend Burt Kreischer and
stuff like that. But Sunday Conversation, I mean, sorry, but
very important people. It's two characters interviewing each other. And
it's I believe mostly improv but I really enjoy it.
And they'll be like interviewing like an alien, or they'll

(01:16:30):
be interviewing like like a guy that's really into the gym,
but he has really small hands and and he's trying
to like put creatine in his mouth, and it's like
going all over the place. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Well, part of it too is the person they're putting
in character, like doing full like like movie makeup and
hair and everything. They're an improvider. They're an improv actor.
They don't know what is being put on them. They're
not facing a mirror, so they're in the chair for
a couple hours. They turn around, they see themselves as
like a you know, some sort of like enormous alien like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Okay, go sit in there. Yeah, are some kid that
like suffered from some weird disease where he became all rock. Yeah,
and then he's like a rock person. Very fun Yeah, weird,
you know, got suggested to me recently. I'm like, oh,
that's kind of funny. I saw a couple of posts.
It's an account office slobs. Now here's why this is funny. Now,
so it's all these things that are like, you know,
people being sloppy around the office, Like, here's somebody to

(01:17:22):
put their leftover tuna fish packet, like in where the
butt gaskets are in the bathrooms. Absolutely not, here's another one,
just like people with their their garbage kind of over
the place. They're half eaten food you see round the office, like, oh,
the the one donut that's left in the box that
has already a bite taken out of it. Now here's
why this is funny. This is an account that we

(01:17:44):
created and I totally forgot about it. What Yeah, I
made it up. I put all the posts up lastly
in February of twenty nineteen, twenty nineteen. Yeah, so like
for whatever it got suggested before card Arks, Yeah, well
around the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
But yeah, well it happened because one of our jacket
one of the jacketses down the hall poured out some
spoiled milk in the bathroom sink and it looked like
he had done an entire thing of Yeah, and so
we started. And the reason Office Slobs kind of died
out is coronavirus, because.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
That's that's the original post.

Speaker 13 (01:18:13):
This was here at the radio station permanent firing anyway,
So I would like to I would like to ramp
this back up again because I mean, dude, it's so
disgusting and so nasty what happens just here at this
radio station or just at this office.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
And the reason we stopped doing office is because no
one was in the office anymore. But yeah, I still
control that maintainer. Oh good, okay, I think so. And
if you have like something disgusting that you see at
work that's happening in your office, you're just the tagus
or whatever. You can send it to us DM the accounts. Yeah,
just DM the account and we can have at office slobs.
But I'm like, wait a minute, because looked at the
profile and it said, uh, send photos of video your

(01:18:51):
coworkers being discusting from the fine folks at the Woody Show.
I know that show. Yeah, all right, what about you, Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Oh there's so many and he's been around for a while,
but he's just sort of coming back on my radar,
and I absolutely love John breaks bad news.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Oh yeah, people, He's just this total just dude, big
fluffy beast.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
And people will say, like, you need to, you know,
call my whatever, my ex boyfriend and tell him he's
terrible and bad or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
And he'll just like, Hey, what's up is this, Brian? Yeah,
this is John bicks Way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Yeah, so you're terrible and just lays it out. The
people get so pissed. I have a couple of great examples.
I hope we can feature soon. And he has no
opinion about it. His pulse doesn't raise, he doesn't care
about it. He's just a messenger.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
I was wondering, like, is that real or is that
like second date update that you know some of these
radio shows do.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
He's his vibe seems very authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I know some of them gotta be yeah real right, Yeah,
I like the idea.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I like the idea me too.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
We should play them and see if we think they're real.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah, what about you, Morgan?

Speaker 12 (01:19:56):
So this might surprise some people, but Nickelodeon Family has
a pretty good Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
And why are you following that?

Speaker 12 (01:20:03):
I say that because it popped up on my explore page.
At one point, they have this new you know, they're
reinventing all their old shows and all that. So Dora
the Explorer, we all know her. Sure they have like this,
Ai Dora. Now that's explaining slang words to parents.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Oh no, oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:20:20):
So it's four parents, four parents saying like this might
be why your kids saying.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Get rizzed up? Rizzed up? Yeah, exactly, is that what
you have here?

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Hold on, I have she provided some examples.

Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
Yeah, so here's some clips to learn.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
I'm not grown ups today. Let's learn the word sligh.
Can you say sleigh? Yes, sleigh is what we say
and someone is doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Really really well.

Speaker 11 (01:20:43):
It's like saying, wow, you're amazing or you're the best
at this. Imagine your friend is dancing like this, Oh
that is yeah, tell them they're doing great. You say
you're slaying. Or if someone has a super cool outfit,
you can say that outfit slaves Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Yes queen, Yeah, I wonder how drag queens feel about
their culture being appropriated.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
This is it's everything you want to learn about another
one This is this one's very popular word.

Speaker 11 (01:21:16):
Have you been hearing the word demure lately and wondering
what it means? Let's learn demure together. Can you say demure?
Demure is a word that means someone is being very classy,
quiet and polite. It's like saying, wow, you're so elegant.
Imagine you and your friend are at a big, fancy

(01:21:37):
dinner okay, and they're using their manner and speaking softly
like this, you can say you're being so demure?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
What kind?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Wouldn't know?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
That a word that should be a word taught to kids,
or it could also help grandparents like my parents would
have no idea when I add stuff, Matt, what are you following?
Who's a good follow? Greg Gory?

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I have been following this guy named Conscious Chris, and
that's where I got my Trader Joe's Super recipe from.
He does a ton of different recipes. Sorry sorry, so
most of them are what he calls Trader Joe's Lazy Meals. Yeah,
and he shows all the ingredients they have to get.
So what I do is I watch these and when
I find a recipe that looks awesome, I'll just take

(01:22:22):
still shots of all the ingredients, go to Trader Joe's.
Look at my photos, get it cook what he made.
And I like that and the real easy, easy to
follow simple and I love finding new stuff to cook.
So that's been a pretty fun follow conscious Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I wonder like you probably start a whole business off
of that kind of like how hello Fresh? Yeah, you
know the he'll somebody will go and collect this stuff
from Trader Joe's. Maybe even partner up with them. Yeah, maybe,
And I think he's got like four hundred and fifty
thousand follower or something like that does make it even
easier because they're doing stuff like that. You want something
real lazy, right, Yeah, I just have a shell up
at your house.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
And that's that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
It look great.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Yeah, it's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Yeah, what about you? Sea Bass? All right, so I
know we just talked about her, but Wisconsin Tiff, you
gotta follow her on Twitter. She's because you know what
she is. So Wisconsin Tiff is one of the people
that Sea Bats ran into at the a v NS,
the Adult Video Awards, And yeah, we did the worst
day of work thing with her and she will.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Literally besides hooking up with Grandpa's and getting kicked out
of homes and stuff. She takes literally any dude anywhere,
I mean once he gets tested, and you could tell
with like her, she's she's in it for the love
of the game, like a lot of these porn stars are,
like they're just kind of messed up or whatever. She does,
she truly and honestly loves what she does, and she

(01:23:39):
gives back to the community big, big time. Again, it's
very not safe for work. But again Wisconsin Tiff on
Twitter just just fans.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Tiff kind of sounds like a really she is. Yeah, yeah,
I mean because any dude, I mean, you got to
go to these in cell dudes, you know, yeah, maybe
that would like kill him out. She could be preventing
the next big like violent act or something. Because people
always say this like, oh, if you know Greg, if
if you know, let's say, take the hottest guy you've

(01:24:09):
ever seen in your life, Mario Lopez or whoever, you know, Like,
wouldn't it be awesome if he opened up, if he's
if he had a standing policy, yeah, DM me and
I'll bang you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Yeah, that's so it's beyond which is why when Sea
Bass has the possist fair.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
It is a fantasy exactly. Yeah, yeah, all women have
fantasy when it comes to sea bass try to find
but just the you know, I mean sure you can
talk about lower numbers if not in public. But yeah, okay, Sammy,
are you following.

Speaker 8 (01:24:41):
Sixty second docs?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
So it's like sixty second documentary.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
Yeah, and it's uh, their bios is the world's most
interesting characters And it's a bunch of just like sixty
second documentaries, documentaries on these random people like this. One
is a lady who has tons of trolls, Like the
little troll dolls are all over her house. She talks
about how people donate them to her and they find
her and she turned it into a museum so that

(01:25:07):
people can come and see all the troll dolls.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Hit my face on the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
I agree sixty second doc's awesome account because they featured
me one time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Oh really that is pretty cool. Yeah that's pretty hard. Yeah,
see how all goes back to him? Sorry, but she
just literally brought up something else. I'm interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
I'm gonna follow that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:24):
Well, yeah, that's what I'm following.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Yeah, they have interesting, good jobs, hamy videos. Love it
and it's about all different things.

Speaker 8 (01:25:30):
All different things. It's just different, just a weird things.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
They they hit me up that we showed up did
card knarks for like a couple of hours and yeah, nice.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Well who are you following? If you've got a good
follow up for us? Hit us up on the text
over to two to nine eight seven, Uh plenty to
keep you occupied though, occupied after the show, got acpado
after the show. All but yeah, we're gonnake a break
more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Right back? Who to an adult baby?

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
We do have a post that's a pinned to the
top of our Instagram account and it's asking you because
we're very close to being able to launch our new
and improved merch store, and we're looking for your suggestion
stuff that you think that you would want, like some
kind of Woody Show branded whatever if you do on
the T shirts and hoodies and hats, that kind of stuff.

(01:26:27):
Somebody has suggested water bottles. We had that mocked up
that there's a lot of different things that we can
do that we can have offered on there. So if
you have any suggestions for us, I've clearly heard that
you guys want beanies okay, love it. Beanies are definitely
on the list. But yeah, it's it's posted right there
on our Instagram page at the Woody Show. Just let

(01:26:49):
us know what you like to see. And yeah, we're
going through that. We got DJ Tim Martinez is helping
us out with that. And I showed you kind of
like a rough thing, like a rough whether you call that,
like a beta for the for the site there menace
and looks good. It's it's clean, it's easy, it's simple.
You should be getting your stuff and uh, you know,
short order good. So it's new, it's improved. It's gonna

(01:27:11):
be launching soon. But tell us what you want as
we get closer to the launch, what kind of stuff
would you like to see? What else do you think
might be useful or cool or whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Is my idea? Dorky, I thought mousepad?

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Oh no, people, people, people in the comments have suggested that,
oh really, yeah, it's something that could be there. You
could be repping lanyards, Oh yeah, because everybody's got like
a digital card key thing. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
I was also thinking, like, uh, the show name on
a deck of cards.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Oh I mean yeah, I mean cards. I mean whatever
you can think of, I can pretty much do And
I know we talked about I don't know if we
can produce it as the license plate covers, oh, license
plate frames. Yep, you can do that. That's easy. You
can do anything, really. Yeah, So go on our instagram
at the what you show and leave your suggestion there.
Welcome back, everybody, Monday morning. It is February third, twenty

(01:28:05):
twenty five. Today is National Golden Retriever Day. That's what
I have at home, a little Cassie.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Is it a blonde it's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Called and people say it's not a real thing, but
she's a white golden Retriever, which they call them English
cream golden retrieves. So there's I mean, there's obviously there's
different colors of golden retrievers. You have the everything from
white and then you have more of like a dark gold,
like a deep gold. Then you have more the lighter,
the lighter colored ones and like so there's there's almost

(01:28:40):
like a copper of those deep ones, those deep colored
I love that. Yeah. But anyway, she did baby, which
you believe she's after cream on glaze, which is a
French custard cremlues. Yeah. Speaking of delicious, it's National Carrot
cake Day. Where's it at right now? You know that's

(01:29:04):
my that's my favorite. Today is National Sickie Day, as
it was on Friday for Morgan on Thursday and Wednesday,
National Wedding Ring Day is today. It's also take a
cruise Day. Oh I'm down. I told you, I think
and I was talking to another buddy of mine. He's
in the same the same boat.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
I didn't intend that, but it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Yeah, he's a cruiser.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
We're here for it.

Speaker 13 (01:29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I think we both determined. I think we're cruise people. Yeah,
it's great. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to do that guy
with that special laminated badge like I've.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Done the nineteen crews.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
I don't have how much of you s Yeah, you're
not at my level. You don't get in the boat first.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Oh. I did get an email the other day about
Alaskan cruises on the on with Disney. It looks pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
we'll do that. We're talking to them. We may be
giving away another Disney cruise. Uh, and then we might
go we might go on that one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
That's the kicker though. You have to bring us.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Yeah. Well, now I'm saying like they might have us
go and do the show from the ship. That's what
I want down and see. That's the other thing. As
a cruise personnel, I can't say boat anymore. I need
to say ship. Ship. It's not a boat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Why they say sail? That's so frustrate.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
You have to refer to it as a she too, right,
I think so?

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
I watched like something where the captain was answering questions.
They say, well, have you ever with the boat? He's like,
I don't work on a boat. I work on a ship.
Like that, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
The follow up people call it sales.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Well I had, you know, like I went out shooting
and you know I was loading some you know, I
was loading some rounds in the clip.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
They totally different.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, okay, Today's also Doggy Date Night. On Doggy Date Night,
does I mean you have to do doggy style?

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Probably?

Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
I think dogs went on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
It is at the beginning of February, and some things
that we had to look forward to. Of course, the
Super Bowl is on Sunday, the Daytona five hundred, the
NBA All Star Gamer on the sixteenth. Wo MLS soccer
starts back up on the twenty second cool. The PGA
has two big events in February, the Phoenix Open and
then the Genesis Invitational two weeks from now on TV.

(01:31:19):
Cobra Kai is back on the thirteenth, Yellow Jackets on
the fourteenth. Family Guy, Ninety Day Fiance and The White
Lotus are back on the sixteenth season two of nineteen
twenty three, which I want to start watching. That stay
the spin off of Yellowstone, right, yeah, but it's like
the early years, like before Kevin Coster and that family.
It's like it's old time Egstone. Yeah. The Voice is

(01:31:43):
back tonight. The Masked Singer is back on the twelfth,
which I argue, like, who really watches that anymore? In theaters?
Captain America, Brave New World, and Paddington and Peru both
at theaters on the fourteenth. Bridget Jones Matt About the
Boy premieres on Peacock that same day. Okay, all right,
so this is what I really wanted to talk about
because I'm like, oh, man, I don't know how people
who are in these positions, like have you not scrubbed

(01:32:04):
your social media? Are you not like paying attention to
like oh you know what what did I post? Like
a handful of years ago. It always comes back to
burn people. Oscar nominee Carla Sophia Gascon from Emilia Perez
had to apologize from some past tweets. One of them
was during the whole George Floyd thing, she said, let
me get this straight. A guy tries to pass off

(01:32:25):
a counterfeit bill after consuming methanphetamine. An idiot policeman arrives,
goes too far and arresting him, killing him, ruining lives
of his family and his colleagues, and turning the guy
into a counterfeit bill, or turning the guy with the
counterfeit bill into a martyr. Hero I don't believe that
people ever cared about George martyr hero. I truly believe

(01:32:48):
that very few people ever cared about George Floyd, a
drug addict and a hustler. But his death has served
to highlight once again that there are those who still
consider black people to be monkeys without rights and those
who consider the police to be murderers. All Wrong's not
hold back and no way, it's this movie. That's She

(01:33:10):
who Knows is like it's super whoa, It's like the
exact opposite. Well again, this is from obviously years ago.
This is what she was seeing in her home country
of Spain. Quote. Sorry, it's just my impression. Are there
more and more Muslims in Spain? Every time I go
to pick up my daughter from school, there are more

(01:33:30):
women with their hair covered and their skirts down to
their heels. Maybe next year, instead of English will have
to teach Arabic. She went on to suggest that Islam
goes against European values and violates human rights, and that
the religion should be banned. Oh my, anyway, not good.
But she's apologizing. She says, as someone in a marginalized community,

(01:33:51):
I know this suffering all too well, and I'm deeply
sorry to those who I may have caused pain. All
my life, I have fought for a better world than
I believe. Light will always triumph over darkness. All your loan,
it is imperative to tweet your every thought. Yeah, that's
that's what she says. At least really changed the world.
Is this the same person that you were talking about
the the theater thing with the song about the penises.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
That's in the movie in press, it's in the movie
in the movie. That's a clip the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
And how's it go This is not a direct quote,
but it's like, would you like a penis?

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Would you like a bunch? I know, yes, yes, yes,
now that I'll watch it is?

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
Uh, it is, it's how do you explain this movie?

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
This movie wasn't on my radar until the Oscar nomination.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
Yes, the Spanish language adaptation of a French musical rite
about a drug kingpin who decides to undergo gender surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Yes, and then disappeared and the format and then comes
back as his own sister, and then the wife is confused.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
And apparently the hardcore right wing a couple of years ago.
It's just made for award shows. Well, she sounded pretty
balanced with the George Floyd thing, because she was ripping
on George Floyd but then also ripping on the cops
and saying like, you know, not all black people are
you know, Neanderthals, and not all police are murderers. So
you're saying that's all wrong. That seems a pretty I'm

(01:35:13):
not saying that she should have posted that, but you know,
she was hitting both sides there. Liam Payne filmed a
reality show for Netflix before he fell from the hotel
balcony and died last October. Yeah, there was a speculation
after his death they might pull the plug on it,
but no, the show will go on. Well, the show
is called Building the Band and Liam acted as a judge.

(01:35:35):
Nicole Scherzinger. Oh yeah, Inger Scherzinger, Kelly Rowland musicians are
competing for a role in a band.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Neat oh how groundbreaking.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Yeah. You can check out a teaser for the final
episodes of Cobra Kai. That's out now. Also, the third
season final season of Squid Game is coming in June.
The fifth and final season of Stranger Things is hitting
Netflix sometime this year. But Ross and Matt Duffer, the
creators of the show, they're working on another show called
The Burrows, which sounds like Stranger Things but with old people.

(01:36:07):
So Greg, you'll love who At this point, the Stranger
Things is old people. It's about quote, a group of
misfits who fight an outer I'm sorry, who fight an
otherworldly evil. But it's setting at a retirement community.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
And they've already chosen some of the cast and it's
Alfred Molina, Geena Davisford Brimley, Alfred Wood, Woodard, Alfre Wood
and Bill Pullman. Yeah. So okay, there you go Stranger Things,
but at a retirement home.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
I never watched that show.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Who was I?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah, I watched a couple of episodes of it and
I liked it, but I never continued watching it with
the idea that I was going to watch it later.
I've just never gone back.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I want to see it for the eighties stuff, but
then I'm not into fantasy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
You would like you would like the real you would
like the real world plot. I think great, but yeah,
there's a ton of monster crap.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah, like my wife loved it. Both of my kids
are obsessed or are obsessed with with Stranger Things. So
it's like, said, all right, both show say we're gonna
it's Shimmer, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
She was like, it's Shia, and you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Let's start with the celebrities here. Nathan Lane. Oh, he's
what a bunch of a war. Everybody loves this guy.
Everybody seems to love Greg Corey. How old is Nathan
Lane today? I'm gonna say, oh, I don't know. Sixty nine.
Great guest sixty nine is Fisher. She Glorian wedding Crashers

(01:37:42):
was married to Sasha Baron. Cohen is Fisher, she's forty nine. Fisher,
Warwick Davi, her Warwick Davis, he was Willow Nice, Professor Flitwick.
He's gonna be on the Comic Con Cruise coming out.
Oh yes, yeah, he's fifty five years old. Blythe Danner

(01:38:03):
he is eighty two. Robert Jenior his wiferom the Fokkers Movies.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Oh that's Qwyneth Paltrow's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
More Tierney Abby on Er. She's also on that Showtime
show The Affair. She's sixty. Daddy Yankee is forty eight,
and then Morgan Fairchild's oh seventy five, Chandler's mom. You're
cameon the Cheapo Kent Contributor.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Oh yeah, she was sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Your porn of Birte today is Vanna Bardo.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
She's been passed around more than the Salt and Pepper Shakers.
Seven hundred fine films, including a lot of family theme
titles like Watching My Daughter Go Black, Volume eleven. She
was in Grandpa's Three Way Getaway, My Stepsister's Masturbate Together. Yeah,
and then she was also in some self care SPA favorites,

(01:38:50):
such as Besties with Fresh Petties. She was in My
Trimmed Bush Volumes two and three, Glamorous Anal Volume one,
Fancy and uh who can forget break her unforgetable role
in Lesbian Massus has a magic tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
That's a good day at this.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yeah, it's Vanna Bardow, who's twenty six years old today.
And that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Monday morning look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment here on The Woodie Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. Dude, I will be
able to speak hopefully at some point today. All right, God,
Monday early, just not with it yet, that's all God,

(01:39:39):
I mean, I mean, I got Yeah, thank you, Charlie Manson.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Join fun.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
All right, that's gonna do it here on this Monday morning,
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Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Oh I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
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takeover Menaces AI game. I'll be honest. He pitched it

(01:40:42):
in our meeting and I wasn't quite getting ding. But
Mes's like, no, no, no, and he tried to explain
a couple of times, like you know what, we'll have
Menace do it. I'm more of like a audio visual
learner than I am, like you know people, Yeah, Doug,
I need to hear it or see it and then
go oh now I'm getting So that's tomorrow. Also, we'll

(01:41:04):
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words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Yeah, having plans always sounds great until it's time to
put on clothes and actually leave the house.

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
I love the idea of plan.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I don't even like the idea of plans most of
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Sometimes you make plans, you go, oh, that'll be good
because it's like a couple of weeks out. Yeah, and
then you're like tomorrow, dammit.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
Yes, who said that? I feel like it was maybe
Jason Bateman or something in an interview said, when you're
saying yes to plans, pretend it's tomorrow and see if
you'd do that's instead of like, oh, next.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
Year on this time. Shure. That's right out there with
Greg's thing about you just have to change the way
you think about it. Don't say you have to do something,
so you get to do so.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Is there anything Jason Bateman can dude?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I mean, really cute as a button? All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the We Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we would appreciate you for that. Rest of
you guys can suck it and we will catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S M
D double M. I quit this bitch.