FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 10th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Sebas in Philly, News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Good morning.
It's a brand new week. It is Monday morning. It
is February tenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, and welcome to
a brand new week. My name is Woody. That is Menace. Hi,

(00:58):
Gina grad Hey throwing me off already? There is Sea Bass.
We got Sammy Bort is here. Good morning, Bort Morgan,
our associate producer, von our video producer. You are here.
The only person not here and accounted for would be
Greg Gorey. He has accounted for. He's just not here.
I told his story on Friday. He's got a family emergency.
His brother is not doing great. So he's been there

(01:22):
as of this weekend. I think he's going to be
out this entire week, maybe back by the end. I'm
not really sure, but he will be back. He's coming back. Yes,
he's just not here today, so he is already greatly missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he sent us a text today? Over to two
two nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers. Also, Sea

(01:44):
Bass has some stuff for us. Spent the weekend in Philadelphia,
most specifically Sunday night. Yeah, and so yeah there last night,
still in Philly as we speak, and checking in with
a post super Bowl wrap up. Now, menace, Yes, you
were in New Orleans. I was, but that was on Saturday.
Uh huh you didn't obviously didn't stay for the game

(02:05):
because you're you're sitting in front of.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Us, right, No, yeah, no, I hung out with Burt
Kreischer Saturday night at his event, and then earlier than
day hung out with some what do you show listeners
with the TCL televisions people. Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, they had their bus out there. But anyway, so
Metas was where the Super Bowl actually happened. But SeaBASS
thought about going to New Orleans for that but decided
that there are probably a lot more idiots to talk
to who people like, more characters, I should say, in Philly.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
And you got to think to think about poor idiots
who can't afford to go to New Orleans to cheer
on their team.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah. I mean, so, you know, Philadelphia notorious for the
behavior when it comes to sports or just in general,
just a lot of things behavior. Anybody listening in Philadelphia
on one O four five with what he show this morning,
you can you can vouch for that, you know, very
tragic event after the NFC Championship game where that kid
fell off the poll and uh, you know didn't make it.

(03:01):
But I mean, hey, people are jumping up and down
and doing all sorts of stuff on buses and but yeah, anyway,
so the reaction and Sea Bass talking to some of
the people there in Philly, that's coming up a little
bit later on the trending news headlines for you, entertainment stuff,
porno birthday, celebrity birthdays. Today you're on the Woody Show.
I told you about the phones email. Got some more

(03:22):
email coming in, I think because we read emails last week.
All of a sudden, whenever we do, yeah, all of
a sudden, everybody starts sending this email, like all those
people have email email at the woodieshow dot com subject.
I accidentally stalked Sea Bass's mom, what yeah says, Hey guys,
A long time every day listener. I don't know what
I would do if I couldn't spend every day with y'all. Anyway,

(03:42):
I got a strange habit of finding people online and
going down a rabbit hole, not like stalking, like when
Mena sends people pictures of their house. But let's threatening.
How is this different, y'all? I'm pretty sure that I
found an article about Seabass's mom. Apparently she led an
uprise against the Metro bureaucrats about property zoning a few
decades go.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
That sounds like something she would do.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
And my favorite is the motto, my house, my choice.
Oh if this isn't her, I apologize, but I mean
kind of tracks right, hoy me love you know, And yes,
it's from U. Let's see the natural film scene.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Right now, and that looks like the exact kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
She's very fourth of July picnics mean, there would be
the same in the Cherokee Park neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Well it's not docks her completely, I mean, but now
I guess thanks a lot.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's an article.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, I know, I know, why not pointing it out
and draw attention to it, but yeah, she uh, because
she's very private about that kind of stuff. She's weird
because she's like very I mean, that's not weird. I
guess it makes sense, is she doesn't like if you
search our home address on Google, it's the one of
the ones that's all blurred out or you can't see
it because oh yeah, you admit your privacy information. She's
very much against any kind of hoa stuff, people telling her,

(04:48):
you know, how, what color you can paint your house,
not that ours is like pink or black or anything,
what you can do in your yard, and so on
and so forth.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now, if she only had like a management company to
complain to, you know, or does your mom call the
cops the way you do? Like did, the app will
fall far far from.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
She doesn't go out amongst the people. She's not out
on these streets like I am. So she doesn't encounter
ruffians like I do. Uh huh, she's yeah. She's more
about like, I don't want your stupid zoning rules. Keep
them off my beady.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Would you consider her like a libertarian?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, my house, my choice. It's weird.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Guess she's one of those hippie libertaries. If she went
to the original woodstocks, Oh wow, she is that kind
of hippie libertarian.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, she did bury a placenta in the yard, Yeah,
exactly outside hippie. That's the hippie VI homeschool.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Because there's yeah, there's there's two types of hippies. The
hippies is like, hey, I don't produce anything for society,
please give me money, which is most hippies. But then
there's that like super independent hippie that's like don't tread
on me sort of thing, and I think that's where
she falls in.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, well, thank you to Amy in Alabama for sending
us that email. We got one here. Holy what do
you show? It's Brianna. I live in Orange, California. I
started listening to the podcast in twenty fifteen. I've been
loving everything you guys do on the show. I have
two years experience as a massage therapist. Nice and I
recently heard you guys talking about the sexually inappropriate behavior

(06:08):
of Justin Tucker, who's the kicker for the Baltimore Ravens.
What a freak of the week. Unfortunately, it is true
that massage therapists do encounter freaks like that. I recently
had a client last week butt naked humping the massage
table while face down during the massage first ten minutes
of his ninety minute massage and I ended it quickly

(06:28):
and stepped out of the room. Now, the best part
about these weirdos is that I can easily walk out
if I feel uncomfortable, have their credit card, charge the
full amount for the service and get them banned. Easy money.
But your eyeballs are violated and you'll have that memory
in your storage bank. Anyway, I convinced my fiance to
listen to you guys, but unfortunately he hates what he
but loves sea mass nice. What never heard of that

(06:51):
and I was shocked. Additionally, I would like to thank
Greg because hearing you always makes me think of my
gay closest friend, ah bait. If you please give a
shout out to my fiance. How would you say this name? Y?
I t z h k you's sech are you Zech?

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah it says Jewish name, but he's not Jewish. And
my massage studio if you can o s face and
body studio, I would love to give Menace his first
massage and everyone else a massage for free. Yeah, bring
it in studio. Yeah, thanks so much and much love.
That's from Brianna. Thank you. I can only imagine things
that I mean, nurses see stuff, but that's like a

(07:32):
but like these people who go to uh the massage
places maybe even thinking that, well, you know, there's a
chance that might get up with a rubbing rubbin tug
or I think they could probably you know, they're naked,
and they think.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Oh, well, you know, yeah, we need to find a
system for this because there there is confusion and obviously
there's perversion as we're hearing about here. There needs to
be a full on system because some people want to
offer that service.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
That's like a headicator, you know, like a weed store.
It's a it's a green cross, green cross, just like
you know.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Well usually when there's like foil over the windows, that's
an indicator.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just have like a little thumbs up.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
And there are review sites online guys, so you can
find if you want to.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah for a minute. And this is years ago when
apps first became a thing. That's how long ago. This was,
so what two thousand and eight, sure, something like that.
There was an app that was showing where all the
available tug huts were, like in your particular area.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I think I see it's neighborly is it's still up there.
There's a site the Motto where fantasy meets reality. Okay,
rub maps rub.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Okay, let's see it still exists.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, it's still I'm surprised.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
It's still around.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Still strong cash Oh, plot of places cash only kidding,
you don't say all the places are in strips.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I told you. The first time I ever got a
like a massage was at one of those airport things
where they have the massage chairs right in the middle
the termin I'm like, oh, my god, this is amazing.
I was seventeen, and uh, you know the adult that
I was with at the time, my h my Granda.
I was like, oh, you should try to you never
have a massages? Like no, They're like, oh, we go
get one. We're waiting. Anyway, this is amazing. I was
instantly in love. Yeah, And so anyway, went home and

(09:10):
I was working at a radio station. While I was
on the air, I'm like, man, all I can think
about was that massage. And so I got the Yellow Pages.
I looked up massage. There was a place not too
far from downtown Pittsburgh, where I was at the time,
and I drove there after the show and I got
there and it's a flight of steps to go upstairs
to a massage place that was above like a like
an office of some kind. Yeah, and then I had

(09:32):
to be buzzed in and I went in there. It's
all red light, right, and I didn't know what was
going on. And this little like older Asian lady in
a really short tight skirt comes out and she you know,
I help you, and I yeah, massage? How old you?
And I go seventeen, No, you need to leave now,
and she's like pushing me out. You come back when
you adult, and like pushing me down the stairs. I

(09:53):
didn't know what was going on, so confused. I was
very confused because I wasn't aware yet of like, oh
that's a whorehouse or you know, that's a happy ending place. Yeah,
spa right, because I legitimately just wanted what I had
experienced at the at the airport. I was bummed the back.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
You know what though, now that I think about it,
can kids get just regular massages?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah? There's a massage place at the mall by my house.
And like, if my son's with me, wolf pop in there.
He's fifteen. Yeah, they're clothes, it's not like you're like
undressing about.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Like the mall place where yeah, yeah, a chair.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Not like a spa spot. This is like at the mall.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Where you no, no, no, but where you went to go
get your massage at seventeen, that was super sketch. Even
if it wasn't super sketch, would you have been allowed
to get.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
A massage at seventeen.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
At seventeen by yourself? I mean a place I don't know,
probably like because of like the place like the mall.
Now it was on that same level. It wasn't like
sage spa.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
It wasn't like some like you know, a place that
you go in, they check you in, bring it in
to the locker room, give you a robe. It wasn't
like a place like that. It was just like they
had to buzz me in, right, maps one of these things.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
One of the things that besides you know, prices for
half hour full hour is do they offer semi truck parking.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know those long home Yeah? Yeah, because you need
to drop off your load. Yeah. Goding eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie text Us two two nine eighty seven
sent us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.
Oh you want to play psycho?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Please, don't kill me, mister ghost face.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I want to be in the sequel. This is the
Woodie Show, all right, We're in two another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is Monday.
It's February the tenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That is Menace. What is up? There's Gina grad Hey,

(11:53):
Sammy's here.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
We got Sea Mass on the scene.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
There in Philadelphia this morning, after goals victory, a blowout
win over the Chiefs last night. We're gonna have we'll
have some more on that here. A second. Greg Gory
is out today. We told you all about his family situation,
so he's still going through that. I'm gonna check with
Greg to see what kind of an update I can
give you. I can. I can tell you that his
brother is still with us as of right now, but

(12:17):
it is it is not looking good. But yeah, Greg
had a Greg had a pretty tough weekend. So we're
all we're all thinking about Greg this morning. Uh yeah,
we have a lot to get to. Sea Bass was
out in these streets, so there was two things going on.
Menas was in New Orleans, yes, and he was on
the scene there. Menas was mostly partying before the game,

(12:39):
and then Sea Bass was covering like the after the
game stuff. We figured for the after the game stuff
win or lose. Philadelphia was the place to be, yeah,
for sure, So that's that's where he was also here.
I'm gonna give you a chance because you know, Valentine's
Day is on Friday, and we have I actually have
a very spec announcement. We've been working on this for

(13:01):
a long time. The Woodi Show Merch store. This is
a dry run for the merch store. So well, this
is like what they call soft opening.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, a soft launch.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
A soft launch, all right, So we have a soft
launch right now. If you go to woodieshow merch dot com.
We have a few T shirts. There is a Ladies
T shirt on there, right, and then also a couple
of the hoodies. But the thing that we're we're doing
here is those Woodi Show butt plugs that we're giving
away this week, and so a Valentine's Day Woody Show

(13:31):
butt plug for caller ninety eight right now, eight seven
seven four. What is the number? And so you'll win,
but you're gonna gift it to somebody, So you just
give us a name and then what you want the
card to say, We'll make sure it gets shipped to
their house. Yeah, And imagine the surprise on their face
when all of a sudden they open up this gift
or this package they weren't expecting and there's a Woody

(13:52):
Show butt plug in there and a good idea by
Gina grad as we were discussing this. It has the
Woody Show logo on the you know, the base of
the plug, and it says go all in.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
Yeah, perfect, you know it's a perfect marriage.

Speaker 10 (14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Now, there's only sixty nine of these things that are
being sold on the merch store. What do you show
merch dot com? Once those are gone, they're gone. We
only had a limited number of those.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Just a heads up, if you go to Wordy Show
merch dot com, it's going to go directly to the
butt plug, so it will pop up right on you.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's the top item right now. And then as we're
going to see how all this stuff goes today, this
way you can work out any kinks if there are any.
I'm not sure there will be. I think there's a
lot of work that went into this but plug. You
can buy those limited editions. Only sixty nine of those
and then anyway over the next week or two, we'll
have like a full launch with a ton of different

(14:41):
a lot of those items that you guys had recommended.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
The only issue that I could probably see ahead of
time is you know when you're doing a new launch
of a website that all the browsers might not work correctly.
So if it doesn't load correctly on your browser, if
you go to Woody show Merch dot com, ye just
use a different one.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, what do you show merch? Woody show butt plugs.
Only sixty nine of those while they last. Get them
for your Valentine. But right now we're looking for caller
ninety eight at eight seven seven forty four Woody, and
you will be a winner. You'll win one of these
Woody show butt plugs and we'll just hear who it's for.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
They're very special.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, they're nice, and they're very easily washed. They're like
one of those metal joints, you.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Know, seeless steel.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
They'ress Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, the Eagles crushed the Chiefs last night. Final score
was forty to twenty two, but it felt like a
blowout from the very beginning. The Eagles even did the
Gatorade shower with three minutes left to go in the game,
which they say that might have been a record for
the earliest coach bath. Wow. And it was the lemon
lime flavor, so that if you bet on yellow green, yeah,
it was like Neon, you were the winner. Jalen Hurts,

(15:43):
the MVP, through for two hundred and twenty one yards
two touchdowns, also ran for a touchdown. Mahomes beat him
most arguably the worst game of his NFL career, actually
ended up with more passing yards than Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
It would have been great if he showed up ended.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
With two hundred and fifty seven passing yards and three touchdowns.
Pretty much all that was in garbage time. And I
don't blame Mahomes on that.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
I just blame the fact that they couldn't stop the
The offensive line man could not handle.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
He had no defensive line of the Eagles. Did you
do anything? No time. Those guys were pumped up and
they were after Mahomes.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, they were just punching them into the ground.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
After the game, while Terry Bradshaw was interviewing Eagles coach
Nick Sirianni, Nick dropped an S bomb on Live TV
guys while talking about Kellen Moore, the offensive coordinator who,
by the way, the New York Saints. I guess they're
going to finalize a deal with him today to make
him their next head coach. But yeah, here's I have
a I have a little clip of that last time. Mean,

(16:38):
like everybody's very excited and nobody nobody really cares anyway,
Like who cares? Somebody said the S word. I mean,
come on, that's a team.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
That's a team, and the greatest team sport on your coordinators.
I saw both offensive and defensive. Fan Joe and then Kellen.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Moore were outstanding today. Yeah you know, let's run. Let's
run on this. Yeah, yeah, the world and we all
woke up today. Kendrick mar did perform Not Like Us
show and he shout it out Drake. Yeah, he said, hey,

(17:15):
say Drake, I hear you like him young. He also
had Serena Wims, which I didn't pick up that was
Serena Williams. She was one of the dancers and also
didn't those but she's one of Drake's exes and.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Oh she is a Yeah, so much on Drake. There's
so many different underlying things that were a lot of lawsuits.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Uh, Taylor Swift got booed, Yeah, she got booed pretty good.
And then they showed Trump on the screen during the
national anthem, and if everything I would have thought that
Trump would have gotten booed Taylor Swift because you know,
even if you would have heard.

Speaker 7 (17:53):
It, But it was like, didn't he get a standing out?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, they were doing the national anthem, but then the
Trump here here they showed Trump.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
O The.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Cars did not sound like that at all, which was surprising. So,
I mean I thought the Super Bowl was hella boring?
What did you think, Sea Bass?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
I thought it was super fun from my perspective because
that was, yeah, just.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Being on the street.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
But like you know, as the game goes, I mean,
I think you're the you're the other person who's probably
the biggest sports fan. Oh yeah no, yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
From a from a absolutely from a gameplay watch at
home standpoint, absolutely boring unless.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
You are an Eagles fan. It was you know, I'm
sure misery for people, yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
From Yas City, but yeah, out on the streets, it
was perfect because it was people started celebrating early, there
was no waiting. People had handles of vodka and were
just drinking straight from them outside of a city hall
on B Street, and not just like one or two
like every other person because at least where I am
in in the middle of the center center city Philly, Uh,

(18:59):
all the business is closed except for some of the bars.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I saw the Amazon Fresh stores getting bored because that
was a winner lose situation. Yeah, there were.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Three cops in front of these seven eleven Like seven
eleven's never closed. Yeah, they did, wow, because they know,
because they know that if people get in that door,
it's going to be a free for all. In fact,
I found a little bodega that I got some snacks
at and they had a little just German shepherd just
wandering the aisles and the big dog you watch out
and it was one in, one out sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
So yeah, from my perspective, it was super fun.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
But yeah, boring. It's got to be one of the
worst Super Bowls in history, Like top to bottom, the
game was boring, the commercials were boring. Really, Kendrick was cool,
but I wouldn't say great. It just felt like nobody
cared about this one before it even started. Yeah, I
think God saw.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
The bar fest coming, honestly, but I I enjoyed the
Eagles dominating though, Like I thought it was just I
thought it was entertaining because how crazy it was that
they were just unstoppable over the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I didn't find it boring. I'm like, I was shocked.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Yeah, yeah, menas like if you hated Taylor Swift, if
you're done with the Kelseys or whatever, this is your game,
because you could just yeah, suck, he sucks for you,
sucks for you, blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I was just so shocked on how they just like
gave Mahomes like no time to throw the ball and
he was just on the ground constantly.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And estimated twenty two point six million workers already plan
to call it a work today. Another twelve point nine
million employees said they planned to go in late today.
And this is why people keep talking about just making
the Super Bowl Monday an actual holiday. But they say
the NFL could just end that debate because they could
push the super Bowl back one week because next Monday
is President's Day, that's already a national holiday.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
And they want to extend the season anyways.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
But yeah, I was gonna say, because that plays into it.
The super Bowl schedule set for the next two years,
but there is a possibility that they're going to add
an eighteenth regular season game, but then.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
They would also add another by week at that point,
so that's two weeks.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, but they say if that's the but they can
also start things one week earlier, so the post and
could get pushed by one week, and they can if
they're gonna. If they're gonna, they're gonna manipulate the schedule
and add an eighteenth like they could do it where
that would be what what people want. Nothing's official yet.
The players even by the way, says no one wants
to add another game to the season, but I mean

(21:15):
money talks and a lot of analysts expect that to
happen at some point. So so going back to the
commercials real quick.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
You didn't like any of the commercials, No, dude, I
love the Mountain commercial, the Seals seal disturbing.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
The most disturbing one was that stupid one for to
be the guy who had the head shape like a
cowboy hat. Gross. Yeah, I mean there, And here's the thing,
I on purpose didn't watch the commercials ahead of time,
but shit, anytime they said, oh, check out this preview
of what I did not click on it. I didn't

(21:51):
watch it because I felt like over the past handful
of years that that's been missing, like that whole element
of surprise and okay, the first time you're seeing it,
that's funny. Like, I didn't think the commercials were any
better or worse than any other week of football, but
I like the entire the entire I like them.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
They were very star studded.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
I mean, yeah, I love that the Matthew McConaughey one,
the one that they had released early was kind of
the fake out, and then they had this whole sort
of Trier one.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, I kind of feel like the Super Bowl in
general maybe has jumped the shark, like just just the
whole hype around it. And then also because I guess
maybe because I didn't really feel.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Because you have.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
You're that's most people. My team's not in it most year.
But I'm saying, you see, I'm saying, like it's just
the casual talk about it was like they hate the Chiefs,
and anybody outside of Philly didn't really care about the
Eagles other than they wanted them maybe to beat the
Chiefs because they hate the Chiefs. The fatigue of the team, Yeah,
but I'm saying so just in general, it feels like

(22:49):
maybe the Super Bowl, especially because that commercial element is gone,
like the commercials have not been great for the past
handful of years overall. I mean, you can read a
bunch of stuff about like the favorability or the passion
behind like how much people. Oh my god, it's become it.
It's they've almost just made it so it's a non event,
Like the commercial part is a non event. They did
it to themselves compared to what it used to be. Right, Yeah,

(23:10):
So I mean I'm not saying that's the way. It
feels that way.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Whether I'm right or wrong, it's I'm saying it just
feels that way. But congratulations to the Eagles and the
Eagles fans. Yeah, the Chiefs. I mean, how pissed can
you be?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
God?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, you've been to a ton of Super Bowls. Yeah,
you almost three petd at one point.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
It was twenty seven nothing.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Do you see the photo that I posted, because people
are selling three peat shirts already all right the stadium
and I posted I go flat fail.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Well that's my mom My.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Mom says, oh, do I send you a shirt? I'm like,
if you can get it from Ethiopia first, because those are.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
They're all going to third world countries. Well, the official
shirts are.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah, this has to be satisfying for Patriots fans too,
because that was the whole conversation. Well, once Mahomes gets
this one, then it's him and Brady.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Maybe he's the best ever.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh that's kind of yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Did you see your boy Sean McVay broadcasting? Dude, he
did a really good job.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Man, he's been that guy's built.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, he's been doing.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He's been on NBC all season.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yeah, he's ready. But no, he's built for the media
for sure.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
And that was the whole that was a conversation a
year or two ago, is that he doesn't need a
coach anymore. He's always he's already got his championship on
the mind right after the sunset.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
What the hell I'm thinking of Sean Payton?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
No, I think, yeah, he's like, I go, is he
already a broadcaster?

Speaker 10 (24:28):
Now?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Did he give up coaching because he was great?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yeah? He was so good.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, because Sean Payton when he left the the Saints,
he went to NBC and he was doing that for
part of the Sunday Night Football coverage for a while. Now.
Of course he's in Denver coaching the Broncos. But yeah,
Sean Payne the coach for the Rams. Yeah, but uh no,
Sean mcva Sean McVay. Jesus, he's all confusing.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Bay wife is still super high.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, Steve has been on the ground floor where see
he's still super high.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's Oh, he's built for Sammy too, because he's kind
of short.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
Oh I love is he rat faced?

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I have to look at my Oh, he's so attractive
and he's he was very young. He was like one
of the youngest NFL coach when he stepped in.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, he already knocked up another chick. But then you
could cheat with him.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
And I know, but I remember watching that and being like,
he's thirty two years old and playing the Patriots in
the Super Bowl, Like I'm a failure a life.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I put a poll up on our Instagram story about
the Super Bowl thing just to see, you know, like
I said, maybe maybe I'm wrong, agree or disagree about
being one of the worst Super Bowls, And so far
the vote is sixty seven percent agree. Yeah, and then
you know, thirty three percent said disagree. Yeah, let us
know on our Instagram at the Woody Show. All right,

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Best gonna run through some of this audio that he
got fun.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, Phillies fans did not disappoint Philix, excuse me, Philadelphia,
and did not disappoint on.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
The streets of Philadelphia post Super Bowl with Sea Bass
last night. We'll have that audio coming up for you next.
Do you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit
bulls he is, Yeah, he doesn't want to live with
something that can fight back. The Woody Show will be
right back.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
This is the Woody Show, all right.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
So Sea Bass had Philadelphia covered, Menace had New Orleans covered.
Oh yeah, a lot of stuff leading up to the
game for Menace fun. One of our listeners in New
Orleans gave us a gift. Yeah, Martin Cup custom Marty
grap Cup's got pictures on it.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Beautiful every show.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's very sparkly.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Samuary wants to fight.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
I want it, says, show on it in like crystal beautiful.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah you can have yes. Shout out to you, Uh,
Roseanne Marx all right, he rosan appreciate everybody listening there
on all ninety two to three in New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
So to Philadelphia where c Mass is And yeah, so
were you out in the street like while the game
was going on or you wait un till afterwards?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
No, no, no, because yeah, things started filling in thanks
to the blowout that was that was developing well you know,
like the third and fourth quarters. People were kind of
getting out on Broad Street near City Hall.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
And yeah there were everybody had liquor bottles because they're
not there are bars around, but they were all packed
to the gills as you might imagine. Right, so everyone's
you know, for folks who don't under know, maybe you
live in Las Vegas or New Orleans. Uh, Philadelphia not
an open container city, but nobody cared.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Also, didn't you say something though, like like everywhere you went,
like people were playing blow the Whistle by too short.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, that is most certainly the Eagles anthem, at least
for the past year or two in any textis I
can't figure out why because too short.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's not a Philly Rappers whistle. He's from the area, guys.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
But yeah, everyone had little green whistles because I'd hear
the whistle.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Look, cops want, cops, want me to do something.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Oh no, no, it's just people whistling.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I've tried to figure out that connection as well. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
I think it's just a catching toune, like like certain
college teams have like the Killers as their anthem. Yeah,
and it has nothing to do with whatever the hell
Penn State or whoever it is. They're just like, oh,
that's a fun tune. Let's take it all right, cool?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah all right. So yeah, if you're not familiar, just
in case this is too short blow the whistle, you've
probably heard the song, you know, up in the club.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Why I gotta say it short, play.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
The Big Stay whisky. That's uh, that's too short blow
the whist alright. So that's going on. People are pouring
into the streets.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, and our first guy here that was out there,
he was not only pouring into the streets, he was
smoking in the streets. Yeah, there were numerous guys I
saw they were They were hand rolling joints here in
in downtown Philly, and they called it they were smoking,
Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
And that's what is gonna tell us more about.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
All right, mer, what are you smoking?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I'm smoking? Patrick ma.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Got a smoking marijuana. Patrick Mahomes make you feel Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Made me feel like Jaylahr is the best to.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Being a Hols. Enough.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Why does Saquon do so much better in Philly as
opposed to New York?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Because New York as now got Philly week down here
we're in the two on five. We had brust you
right now? What is that grinding me as Philly? The
way outside?

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Yes, so if you're curious if catch me outside is
still a big thing or we outside is still.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
A big thing?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yes it is? Yeah, okay, we outside? Son? All right?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Why did you better hear than in New York?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Because they asked.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
They asked because they and I saw New York people
at the game rep in Philly.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Oh no, kid, while he there, their team suck this
year and have for quite some time, So I'm not
surprised there's not some bandwagon. There are aren't some Bandwagen
jumpers for sure. Uh So talking to Mirror here, who
is outside?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yi, he's outside?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
More about all right, let's go rules.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Let's say hypothetically, let's say came to you and said, hey, man,
would you touch it?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Put my hands all over that thing?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Like did he deal with Doe being a fan? That's
hold on, hold up, somebody got a massage when he
go out there putting the team on.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
His back, right, I love him, dude.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Mirrors all in, it's not game for your city pecific duty.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, it's called support.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Ye to see mass out in the streets of Philly.
Super Bowl was, man, that had be Do you see
anybody climbing poles? Yeah? There were.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
There were only a few of those.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
And actually I asked a lot of people about climbing
the poles, and a lot of folks said they would
not on account of the death that happened.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
A few Yeah, because after the the NFC Championship game,
there was like a I think it was a Temple student,
right yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Right, And they said and that news did get around,
and a lot of people took that even though there
are a few pole climbers, but not like you would
see normally.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
That sounds like we're as willing to climb another pole.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah what there was Shockingly there were people out there
with their pit bulls in the middle of the street. Again,
hundreds of thousands of people. Fireworks going off almost non stop.
And let's bring the dogs out it, you know, one
am right, go for a walk exactly, jugan. So this
is Kathy, her dog and her her dog's daddy, who

(33:47):
doesn't want to give me his name.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
I shout him out, Shut him out, your name, sir, smoked,
my name Molly's dad. Molly is our young friend. Here
is her pit bull. She's a boxer bit mix. Oh
how do you all meet?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Are you guys? H you guys? Boyfriend girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
You're like, yes, I wonder how he met. We met
on a swinger's website.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh wow, sweet, and they have a bad I texted you, guys.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
There are photos. You didn't take a quick look. Okay,
she's a handsome lady.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah, Molly or the woman or the dog?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Sorry, yeah, Kathy, Kathy, sorry, Well you know, Molly's a
cute little dude, and she's a little white pit jersey.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh it looks like green streaks in her hair.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Yeah. The dog looks like it's in a happy position.
Oh wait, it looks like it's barking at people.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
It was kisses.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yeah, it's funny because Molly's daddy. Again, I think he
might have warrants or something, which is why he's not
giving me his name. He was explaining to me that no, no, no, no,
no no, Molly loves being outside amongst absolute chaos.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Okay, okay, what's the swinger scene like in Philing.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I mean there's clubs and well, I would go on
a website first, like one of the website to meet people,
but like there's pleasure running.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
But if you're just getting into it, I went and.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Go to a club right away.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
And Molly Molly, right, she's two years old, he said,
like I'm like most dogs.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
She likes fireworks. She she loves it. She was, she was,
I had. She wants to go towards the fireworks. She
wants to go towards the fire like us.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
Yeah, yeah, no, she wants to go chew on the
firework and noone wondering. This woman looks exactly like she sounds.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, And like all heroes, the dog runs toward fire.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
It's like there's a slight age difference between this.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Couple because yeah, he's kind of you know, he's not
well put together, but he's got at least a dyed
beard and she's got that truck stop.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Looked to her. All right?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
So Sea bass out last night with the people in
Philly after the Eagles Super Bowl win. Who's next?

Speaker 6 (35:52):
So I thought I met the mayor of Philadelphia. Now
a lot of folks think that's Sheryll Parker. No, no, no,
it's our next lady here. This is Lena, and she's
gonna give it not only to me, but to the
whole city of Kansas.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
City and the jeez and golf birds drinking Lena, I'm.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Drinking Marry light all day long?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Are you kidding me? What part of your body can
chiefs fans suck my left?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Okay, you's got one a killing it?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
And also this is not a person that lay Yeah, yeah,
for sure, exactly all right?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
So I talked to Lena more about that part of
her body, and I also one thing I wondered, because
the streets were packed, well, past three am.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Where are these people going for work tomorrow? My left
ass not. It's huge to you, Patrick Mahomes, my left
as not. In twenty eighteen, I was up.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
In North Philly watching the Phillies beat the ass head
of Tom Brady and.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Guess what, we did it again?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
We're you gonna be for the parade.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
I'm gonna skip my nine am hong, come right down
the broad street all for what sort of job you do?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I work in pharma and they'll live without me for
one deck. Let's get some fennel up in here.

Speaker 11 (37:09):
They didn't need a fan out of smoke the cheese snut.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I'll tell you that. There we go birds again. That's
the new mayor Philly for sures.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Next, this is a j and uh and swigs out
of a plastic bottle of vodka.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
What are you up to? I'm drinking out of that
pop out vodka?

Speaker 11 (37:33):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Who sign you'd like to give me?

Speaker 12 (37:41):
That?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Go birds, baby, go bird?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
So that pop pap vodka?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
What does it taste like hand sanitizer if I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yeah, that's high school drinking.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, yeah, you know when it's a celebratory celebration now, yeah, situation,
you just go with whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Yeah that, plus you're gonna drop your bottle, so you
don't want to smash in the crust.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Just smart, you.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Want you want to keep your city clean.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, and again I asked aj the man drinking straight
from a plastic bottle as if he's fourteen years old,
where he's going to work to today?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Actually, hand sanitizer.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
If I'm being honest, that is horrible. It's a plastic
bottle vodka.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, there's a twelve dollars you need it pat in
my homes.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
We want what hospital you're going to work out tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
The hospital? Shout out Cruiser, that's.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Where I was born.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, I don't think he got the joke.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
No, I didn't, so far gone for Yeah, that cheap
vodka in a plastic bottle. It tastes like hairspray, Like ont.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It'll get your wrecked dog.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
It was so bad. Oh yeah, you know what are
you smoking?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I'm smoking? Patrick mah Well, it's a big party in
Philadelphia after the Eagles beat the Chiefs. Bank the Chiefs
bad yea Stalks on the Super Bowl. It was a
blowout from the very beginning. But yeah, final score forty

(39:15):
to twenty two. A lot of those points for Kansas
City all garbage time.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Yeah, very end.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
But uh yeah, Jalen Hurts was the MVP. But I'll
tell you what. They are out in these streets and
the party is popping Sea Bass in Philadelphia this morning.
And we've been playing back some of the audio from
some of the people that he's been, you know, partying with,
all yeah, yeah, And who's this last person, Sea Bass?

Speaker 6 (39:39):
This is Julia and caught her shotgunning a beer. But
I don't think I got her at the beginning of
her celebration.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And you can kind of hear by her voice.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Oh yeah, Jeerlia, what did you just do.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
To that beer?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Care?

Speaker 11 (39:51):
I tore it up like Jalen hurt.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh my god, a shotgun to beer? I saw, Julia.
I gotta ask you. Patrick Mahomes is friends with Taylor
Swift Dallas Swift birthday. Say card.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Your voice.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Wow, she's struggling. He's the way she could speak this morning.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh about it all.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And by the way, happy happy birthday Cooper deg too.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
He had agreed.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, he looks like a legal twelve year old.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
But I was gonna say, dude, so that was it
was his birthday yesterday he turned just turned twenty two
and had a pick six in the Super Bowl. Wow,
I mean, what a birthday? Get what That's gonna be
an amazing major play of the game. That's gonna be
an amazing thing to be twenty two and you're in
the Super Bowl and you made a huge play.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Ye're gonna beat that crazy everything got his.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
First pube as well.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway, he crushed it all right,
So back to Julia, I don't know, do you have
anything more on Julian?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Some people say that Philly fans are scum back, what
do you say to that?

Speaker 11 (41:01):
No, Philly fans are the real fans and not it
but cous in Philadelphia. Yeah, we're crazy, but we really
make sure that everyone around us is safe.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That we're celebrating the win of us.

Speaker 9 (41:17):
So like, if someone shoots a gun of the air,
what do you do you obviously, dug, how'd you lose
your voice.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Cheering for the Phillies? Oh, cheering for the Phillies for
a while.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
If you if you had a power rank top three
craziest fans, I would say Philly number one. Two would
be I would say the Bills fans and then three
maybe Raiders have but Raiders fans are all talk oh yeah, yeah,
wild and crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Now I think that that was something that was maybe
earned long ago. But I think those dudes are gone.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
No, I as someone who's been to a Raiders game
this season, Yeah, I think the Oakland.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Raiders, the you know, the black whatever, the hell, black
pit whatever, the black hole.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Yes, back the eighties and nineties, but nowadays it's just
it's too corporate.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Too fancy.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Now there's still a black hole.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
You still have Raider hobby in there.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
You know, I get I I was there, I saw it.
It wasn't scary.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Yeah, who would be number three?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
It's fun, it's just fun.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Well, you know, Boston fans typically are way up there.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Yeah, yeah, that whole that whole part of the country.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah, the northeast.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Yeah, they got a drink all winter.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah, of course, gotta stay warm. We'll see mess. Nice work.
I'm sure you're very sleepy. We outside, Yeah, yeah, we outside.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
The translator at the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had. Super
smart is not important to me.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
The translator at the English alphabet is what I don't retaken.

Speaker 13 (42:48):
Value in that.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Woody show. All right, it's a Monday morning, the morning
after the February the tenth, twenty twenty five. I'm body,
that's menace. What Gina grad is here? We got Sammy,
We got Sea Bass who's in Philly this morning checking in.
He had all that audio from the streets of Philadelphia

(43:14):
last night with their partying Eagles Super Bowl win super
Bowl fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
They call it the Sea Bass bump. Wherever he shows up.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Also the Sea Bass bump. He's on the ground floor. Yeah,
Greg is not in this morning, as to say, not
with us, but yeah, Greg, Greg is alive, but he
is not in with us this morning. He's with that
family emergency. His brother's in really bad shape, but his
brothers his brother is still with us last as of

(43:44):
last check. So we'll we'll keep you updated as much
as we can, as much as Greg would you know allow, Yeah,
just out of respect for Greg, but we do. We
do miss having them around this morning. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Whatdy, You can hit us
up with a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Cheers, weekend,
cheers and jeers. Now menace will start with you.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
You were in New Orleans, Yes, I was, and so
many things happened, So I'm just gonna run through it
real quick. But I land immediately. I'm going on my
way to a party and my friends go, hey, part
of our friend group, just f I Joey Chestnut competitive
eaters coming with us.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
No serious.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
So we meet him in the lobby of the hotel
and we have to walk a couple of blocks and
then so I'm like just chopping up with Joey like
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Like, Joey, so you and tell me how you prepared.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
He's like, tell me, like how he does test runs
for competitions, and I know that he just recently did
a bagel eating contest and every time, yeah, and he
was just talking about the type of bagels and then
you know, the density of the bagels and how many
he had to eat before you know the train.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Did he get to pick the flavor?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:53):
No, no, But and then we we walked on over.
We went to the the Madden e a you know
Madden Yeah video game party, and Shaboozie was there, Jolly
Roll was there. It was such a good show, very
intimate show. And I got to meet the Bella twins
who are WWE wrestlers, and they were very nice, really cool,

(45:13):
and then so I ended up just going to bed
early because I've been up all day. Very next day,
I do that listener event with TCL Televisions and we
all met up a bunch of listeners came out very
very nice people. I did shout out Rosanna mart who
she is the one that gave us that Mari Grock cup.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
That was awesome.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
And then Jerome Bettis was there and he was hanging
out with us taking pictures with all listeners and it
was such a good time. So I had to take
a little bit of a break. And then that night
I went to Bert Kreischer's party and I'm telling you,
it was lit. It was so good. It was like

(45:56):
Nicki Glazer, Oh dude, let me tell you, I have
the full lid up with the people that are be there.
It was like you said, Nicki Glazer, Tony Hitchcliff, Shane
Gillis popped on and Adam Ray as doctor doctor Phil
so good. But in the house was Guy Fiery, Cam Hayward,
Adam Devine, Brianna Chicken Fry, Grayce o'balley, Miles Teller, Josh Richards,

(46:24):
Tyreek Hill, and Sammy's boyfriend Julian Edelman so jealous, right,
And it was such a great night. Tyreek Hill gets
on stage and he's just like this slap competition thing
with slapping the hands on like how quick it can
be with Bert and it was so much fun. And
then Tyreek went on stage for like ten minutes where

(46:46):
Adam Ray was just like as doctor Phil, like kind
of just ripping them and pretending like, oh, these are
emails from kids like how big was your wiener in
the morning, and like so many funny and cool things.
It was such an awesome time. And you know Bert
has those legendary after parties. So all these people, Oh
I didn't even did I mention Guy Fery was okay.

(47:06):
All these people were all in the same room and
I got to talk to everybody and it was it
was so much fun. That's cool now I did mention
Brionn and Chick Fry and Grace O'Malley. If people follow
who those people are, they're from Barstool Sports and they're
kind of going through a riff right now.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
They were not hanging out.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
With each other but okay, I but yeah, getting to
talk to guy Fiery and it was it was so
much fun.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Weekend cheers and jeers, Gina Grad Well, the cheers is
it was.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
It was very unnerving, but I ended up loving it.
I took a quick nap on Fridays. I'm just gonna
close my eyes for a second. Woke up five hours later.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Nice.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
Wow, it was amazing.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
But I was so confused.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
I didn't know what day it was. I didn't know
where anyone was.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I was so out of it.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
But then I got a text from my husband saying, Hey,
me and the kid are going to dinner. Come meet us.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I'm like, that was my day.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
I slept in the whole day and I'm going to deny. Yeah,
it's really fun.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Jeers.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
It just jeers to my poor Kansas Citians.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
This is what.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I'm from being deprived, I know, but here's.

Speaker 7 (48:14):
Hear me out. It was such a massive humiliation. It
was such an embarrassment. You can't see doesn't have that
much going on. They love their teams. What are they
going to talk about today? Then no one's going to
look each other in the eye.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
It's just sad.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Look, I understand anytime your team loses, but how many
times you've been to the Super Bowl. They won the
last two, So even with a massive disappointment, the scales
are very much still tipped into true the positive.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
But remember I texted you during the playoffs to say
how bad I felt for the other team. I wist
start crying, So think about what it's my team.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
So Gina just mentioned like, oh, you know, they don't
have much, and Tony Hitchcliffe had a joke on stage
kind of went like, well, if you live in Kansas City,
it just means you settled in life.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
To good food.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
But we just don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Yeah, that's pretty much what you were saying.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Seas weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
All right.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I I don't say this mildly, but the cheers is
not just for.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
The whole city of Philadelphia, but for the literal best
street party I've ever been to in my entire life. Yeah.
That's that's coming from a guy who goes through these
things for a living and a guy who was at
the Menace.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Be jealous. I was at the very last Freaknick ever.
Look it up, kids, it was in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
All your kids about it, right.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You know?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Santa con in New York, obviously Vegas, Marty Garras, New Orleans.
I've been to the Fulsom Street, Ferria, San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I've been to all of these, the gay.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Thing, the Juggalos.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
This just the way that because I was on Broad
Street before, like I said, before the final whistle was
blown and it wasn't that packed. But after the Eagles won,
everyone knows where to go. It's a literal public safety hazard.
I showed, I said, I shared a text. We got
an emergency alert from the Philly Police telling us to

(50:10):
disperse because it got so damn packed and just everyone
the street, you know, the people showing off on their cars.
I sent ment us a video of a girl on
the hood of like an escalade towerking people showing dollar.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Bills at her.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Every other they they they they took the you know,
they had parked like a trash truck and salt trucks
to block the streets for safety.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
People are climbing all over those They're spraying out birds
on the side.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
It was an absolute nuts, like absolute nuts street show,
but in a good way, like nobody was fighting. Really
a hip the hippies were even out selling nitrous balloons
and everyone had, you know, bottles of liquor. It was
absolute pandemonium in the best way that I literally I've
ever seen in in you know, my career of doing this.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Well, they know how to party, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
But by the way, all at below freezing temperatures too.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Yeah, and then that's working video by the ways, on
our TikTok at the Woody sholl And what about the
what about your jeers?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
You know, I'm gonna go back to talking about the
blow of the Whistle as the Eagles theme song. Some
folks are pointing out on the text that they that
again too short is a San Francisco Bay Area rapper. Uh,
the Raiders have claimed the theme song. Now, you might
argue the Raiders have sucked recently so they lost it.
But in general, guys, you have plenty of good musicians
and rappers from Philly take from I don't know, I

(51:35):
don't know, but every car, uh you know, in the
streets was blurring blow the whistle all night long. So guys,
it's not your song.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
You don't, you don't. You don't get to grab it.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
All right, Sammy weekend cheers and.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Jeers, my cheers is to a new like breakfast coffee
stand right by where I live.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I went there for the first time.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Coffee terrific, but their breakfast burrito delicious, and it's exactly
what I like because there's not too much crap in it.
It's just you know, potatoes, egg cheese. They give you
some hot sauce. It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
In steak, it was great, so good. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Cheers to that because I can just walk there, it's
right on the corner. I love it.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
My jeers is to all the guys who are shopping
on Sunday who apparently had never been in a grocery
store before. They it clearly was Super Bowl Sunday, and
they had no clue what they were doing. They were
just kind of standing around in the way, not noticing
anyone around them, and a lot of them were with
girlfriends or wives while they were picking up the stuff
to go to whatever party they were going to.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Well, they just stood there in the way, blocking everything.
So cheers to that.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
That's why you just send your lady am I right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You don't belong there.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
You don't know what you're doing, you don't know where
anything is.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You're in the way.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
My cheers to friendship had a dinner on Saturday night
with the two other couples that my wife and I
go to Mexico with every year, so it was fun,
like we try to get together, you know, collectively, like
as a group during the years. We went to like
a really great steakhouse and had an awesome meal and
some drinks. That was awesome. And then my jears was

(53:09):
how this American Airlines flight out of Austin got delayed
because there was some suspicious activity on the plane quote
regarding the name of a Wi Fi hotspot. Oh no,
So the pilot comes on announces that somebody renamed their
hot spot there is a.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Bomb on the flight. What an idiot and hapened.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
So Austin police they come on board, they get on
the pa They're like, hey, guys, this isn't funny. Quote.
If this is a joke, please raise your hand now,
because we can deal with the practical joke differently than
if we have to do a full blown investigation of
what's going on here. So of course nobody owns.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Up to it.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Everybody off the plane, every passenger had to show their
hot spot to officers. All the bags were taken off
the plane searched, all the passengers, re screened, the plane
swept top to bottom, tip the tail for explosives, and
by the time it was all said and done, someone's
cute joke was a five hour delay.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
I would be so many.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
That's my jeers, just pranking idiots, idiots, idiots, idiots. There's
my jeers.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's a good chance.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Would you be Oh, I'd be apoplectic.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
God, Well, there's your cheers and jeers. I hope you
had a great weekend. Everybody so much fun. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some of the trending
news headlines that's coming up for you next year on
the Woodie Show.

Speaker 13 (54:28):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I think it.

Speaker 13 (54:34):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warrant
kind of like.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Headed down toward my Testla. This is the best fry
I've ever had. We have the Mars Rover, but we
don't have a good rows. Yeah, it's realistic.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
You can.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I would love to do that too.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Show.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Now obviously a v you know what I'm saying, the
Super Bowl is the big story. Of course, the Eagles
are your super Bowl champions. Jalen Hurts was the MVP.
If you missed any of the audio that we had
from Sea Bass in them streets, He's in Philadelphia this morning.
He was in the streets last night with all the
fans and all the craziness. You can find that on

(55:16):
our podcast today wherever you find podcasts, or just by
going to The Woody Show dot com. That's right, all right,
So we have see an update trending news headlines when
he got Gina grad.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Now that the NFL season is officially over, plans begin
for next season, and the New York Jets are wasting
no time at all. NFL insider Jay Glazer says Aaron
Rodgers met with the Jets and was told that they
are moving on from him.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Rogers.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
Rogers said toward the end of the Jet season that
he wasn't sure what his future was going to look
like and that he wanted to take a break mentally
to kind of refresh and put his feet in the sand.
He said, see where he's at after that. So this
isn't a huge surprise.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
You can go be a Shirpa now or something exactly.

Speaker 7 (55:55):
They'd be perfect for him.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
Stealers have also decided to move on from Russell Wilson.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I don't know what I mean. Part of me thinks
that Aaron Rodgers will retire. Yeah, but then there's another
part of me and it's like, nah, he's got too
big of an ego for that. Yeah, Like he just
wanted to go out like that with the Jets because
they'll blame it on the fact that it's the Jets
and they just perpetually suck.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
Oh yeah, Or would he go into like conspiracy theory TV.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Yeah, you can join up at alex job.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Yeah, do a little hosting.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I'm not sure what to think about it.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
He's a pick name. But who else is going to
give him a chance?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
No, No, somebody will well.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
The bodies of all ten victims of the plane crash
in Alaska have been recovered. The plane crash into the
sea into the ice rather in Alaska on Thursday. Wreckage
was found on Friday. All the passengers on the small
commuter plane were adults. They were headed to Nome before
dropping off the radar when the Coast Guard found the plane.
It was on an ice flow about thirty four miles
southeast of Nome, and that ice wool had been drifting

(56:53):
about five miles a day. Investigators are working to figure
out why the plane crashed and how the Cessna suddenly
just dropped in elevation and speed. Weird and a man
on an Alaska Airlines flight do not tell Greg this
going to Portland, had a violent medical episode on the
plane right before take off. Diarrhea, so you think, but
that didn't come out everything else did. Someone on the

(57:15):
flight said he was saying weird stuff. He was rocking
back and forth, and then he started attacking the woman
next to him and grabbed her hair. One of the
flight attendants had to keep punching the guy in the
throat and chest. It was on video, and once he
let go, the man started screaming uncontrollably. They ended up
canceling the flight. The guy was taken into custody.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
He was possessed or exactly.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Speaking of Greg, I think this is what's going to
happen to him one day, Amiens or whatever, like you,
he'll be fine, Okay.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
Well, seven people have filed a federal lawsuit challenging President
Trump's executive orders saying that the government would only recognize
a person's sex assigned at birth on government documents. The
lawsuit was Friday and accuses the state Department of rejecting
applications from transgender people or issuing them documents with the
wrong gender on it. The ACLU also says they've heard

(58:09):
from more than fifteen hundred transgender people who are concerned
about not being able to get passports that reflect their Identitykay.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
All the stuff we've been arguing about for years. What
about the thing on Friday that came out about the straws?

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Oh god? What about.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Big News?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
How about that? This is Uh, I'm just going to
preface this with this is not a pro or Trump thing.
This is prostrate going back to that, that's what we've
been saying. Yeah, paper straw suck.

Speaker 12 (58:40):
Right.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
How can anybody, I don't care how you feel about
Donald Trump, how can you be against the whole idea
of like saying no more the paper Strawskay.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
This is a crazy tie in because I did see
somebody that's transgender who's not a fan of Trump.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Said you know what, Yeah this cut in. Yeah, this
I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, exactly. It's bringing people together.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Seriously, that's what we need right now.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
And I saw some comments, you know, I'm always in
the comments section where it said like, oh, all the
important stuff. Well, the thing is they did that in
the first place, so you can argue whether it's important
or not. They actually went through the whole thing to
make that a deal in the first place. This is
just rolling that back.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
And I do get the argument about like this is
our priorities or whatever, blah blah.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
But again, but again, they did it while you're bringing
it up.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad We're gonna
take a quick break. More Woody shows. Next goes away
my brain is the show back in a few.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Now, Sea Bass has always been very critical of our
merch store, and I don't know if you had a
chance to check out, because we have just a few
items up there, including those Woodies Shows Valentine's Day butt plugs.
There are only a total of sixty nine of those
that we're selling, and they're available now Woody Show merch
dot com. But we have a few t shirts and
a couple of sweatshirts up there, just to just as

(01:00:10):
a dry run. So Seabasside would be really curious to
get your feedback.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
It looks it looking nice. I was only critical of
our merch store.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
It wasn't anything we were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
We got kind of shoehorned into a bed.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
True that is try and management, So that wasn't It
wasn't the show's fault, per se.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
That was more of a management problem.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
But this is looking slick so far.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Yeah, and there's gonna be so many more items on
the day again, we did dozens of items. We just
talked and we're like, maybe it shouldn't just be the
butt plugs up there, just in case, you just let's
just sell a couple of T shirts on there, just
to see how everything goes to like, you know, the
mechanics of that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I told you, like we were really close to having
everything so you know we could launch. Yeah, and people
have been asking for a while. You know, the merch
store thing's been a disaster to this point, and so
we want a completely different direction with a whole new
group of people. And when we can get up up
there quick. Yeah, So if something comes up on the
show and we have an idea or you guys have
a dumb idea for something. We could put something up

(01:01:06):
there immediately, up within an hour or two and uh
and just get it there. I mean we have the
wood show Valentine's Day butt plugs for Christ's Sake, like
that was a that was a last minute thing. Literally
on Friday afternoon after the show. Uh, Gina said, because
have you seen these texts, because we said we're going
to be giving them away, which we are all this week.

(01:01:27):
You get to send one to somebody as a Valentine's
Day gift. And she goes, well, have you seen these
people asking if they can buy one? I said, huh,
and then she had a great idea to put.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
All in Yes, everybody shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Yeah, so we got we got that together, medic and
I you know, we're doing some of the back end
stuff with you. No, I'm saying with the with the
website people and you know, the the the people who
are helping us out with this merch store thing and done.
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Yeah, before an item would take months and months and
months ago. Are never never at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Yes, by the time we had something like this last
minute you know, Valentine's Day thing, we would never be
able to get it done. On time. But yes, it's
just a limited edition amount. Well it's a limited edition
butt plug, but a limited amount of things that are
there right now. Just so we can see with these
initial things, just make sure people have an easy time ordering.
Any kind of feedback you got for us, great, hit

(01:02:20):
us up on the text over to two two nine
eight seven. You can access the store by going to
our website, the Woodieshow dot com, or you can go
directly to it. Just go to Woody Show Merch dot com.
That's Woody Show Merch dot com. And again, the only
thing I'll tell you is that limited limited run on
those butt plugs only sixty nine total. I don't know

(01:02:40):
how many we've sold so far this this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
We've sold something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Oh we have, yeah, and I just want to know
sure how many are like And since it's a test
thing the Woody Show, if you go to what do
You Show Merch, it will take you directly to the
butt plug.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
So if you're pulling up that work, well, all the
items in there, we have to scroll down. It's just
the thing that's at the top of the page.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Oh, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Welcome,
thank you for being here. Whatdy, that's menace?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
There's Gina grand Sammy is here. We got sea bass
following her open eight seven seven forty four, Woody send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Finally got the plaque delivered for WOODI show employee of
the Month for January twenty twenty five, and that goes
to Morgan. It's funny when she wins because she has

(01:03:40):
to pick out her own picture.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Because it's not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
I have I have her in charge of the plaques
every month. As far as getting the pictures put into
the plaque, yea, and yeah, she had to pick her
own picture. I think she did a pretty good job.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Oh she did a great job.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Look you're gonna do a great job. You picked your
own picture?

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Yeah, well right, the one I wanted to put in
there was me kind of like spitting up, growing up
the dimensions of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
The This is a good second choice.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
This will go up in the office, up on the wall,
and then you get to take home your plaque.

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Gina, Oh good, get to bring that home. Put that
in the plaque rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Where are you gonna hang it up?

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
I can get my trophy room.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I don't know if it'll fit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, yeah, we're going to talk to rich rich on tech.
We did one of the segments with him already. We're
trying it out and just see how it went. And look,
the biggest story out of that whole last segment was
the pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Yeah, no one cared about the phone. It's all about
the pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
To get the pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
But we got great feedback from the segment in general.
People are saying seem to like it kind of just
the heads up what's going. It's consumer tech, so it's
not the hardcore tech nerds and you know, stuff that
you can't understand. It's stuff that you would actually be
able to find interest.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Or yeah, use of that's the point we're getting. We're
getting everything he recommends.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Does it have Linux?

Speaker 10 (01:04:57):
Be right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
But yeah, we'll talk to Rich rich on tech coming
up a little bit later on this hour. Back to
the service Award. The employee of the month for this
massage parlor in Florida is this male masseuse who got
himself arrested after trying to give a guy an unrequested,
unwanted happy ending. Oh talk about going above and beyond.

(01:05:20):
So the story goes, the customer told the cops that
toward the end of the session, he was on his
back and the messuse touched his penis, which he thought
was odd, but he's chalked it up. That's a mistake, right,
you know, because he's you know, doing the massage. But
then it kept going, and according to the police report,
the dude reached under the customer's underwear, quote, grabbed the
man's penis and placed it into his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Okay, that's at.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That point, the customer jumps up from the table, leaves
the spat, calls the cops. They did a forensic exam
really that revealed that the victim had quote foreign DNA
on his penis, scrotum, and genital area, as well as
the inside of his underwear.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Okay, yeah, because he had to put it back in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yeah, you put it back in. It touches the inside
of your eye.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Okay, I was about to say.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
According to the messuse LinkedIn page, as an esthetician, he
has quote successfully balanced client's needs while delivering exceptional service.
My dedication to quality has led to an increase in
client retention, showcasing my commitment to clients satisfaction.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
They should have said.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
So much satisfaction.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
Seriously, he got pretty far along without saying anything like
the victim didn't like, oh wait, you're going under my
underwear ear or.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Anything like, because what are you saying that? He put
his clothes back on, and then that effect.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Sometimes you take a you guys are talking about two
different things. So the guys on the table, I'm I'm
aware of my underwear. Guy during a.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
Massage, Yeah, okay, I think most people areeah, just.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
My panties though, your little panty.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
And so sometimes what they'll do because if they're giving
like a like a glute, yeah, you know, like into
the you know, hip area, stomach, Yeah, they'll kind of
move your underwear over a little bit or up. You know,
I wear like a boxer brief. So if they're getting
towards the top of your thighs, they'll they'll push up.
So maybe he thought he was doing something like that,
but then when he grabbed his penis goes underneath and
grabs the panit that's the thing. But the question would be,

(01:07:18):
then how did you get it out of your pants
and into his mouth?

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
I'm saying like that's I mean it escalated very quickly
without the guy stopping it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Maybe he was just in shock, or maybe he had
the thought in the moment like hmm, I don't know
about this, let's see where it goes.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
I might.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
This guy moved pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Maybe yeah I had to Yeah, because well to me,
he thought maybe this messuse thought, well maybe if I
get it my mouth quick enough.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah, I I'm trying to think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
It's like you're not in the mood until you start.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so he was arrested. He's been so
fired from the massage parlor. But hey, you'll see about
them all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Customer service award for him five stars.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Yeah, we're's this black five star review.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
We're gonna talk to Richdmurro rich on Tech Show and
welcome back. It is the Woody Show. Yea, and please welcome.
He is our tech guru. This is our our second
segment with rich de muro. Hey, good morning, rich how

(01:08:30):
are you Richie? Joining us with what feedback we got
from your first segment with us? So rich on Tech
you can find him on the social media rich on Tech.

Speaker 12 (01:08:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
He does tech reports on his nationally syndicated radio program
called Rich on tech and then also he's a TV
tech reporter for Kate t LA in Los Angeles and
uh and so we're gonna do like an every once
in a while tech segment because people are always interested
in the latest things, whether it's software, hardware, gadgets things.
So you can, you know, use the battery pack that

(01:09:04):
you suggested last time. We got a lot of people
that were interested in that. But the biggest thing was
this pizza. Man like something you changed our lives.

Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
I'm telling you, I I can't believe how many people.
My entire Instagram has taken over, people saying, Hey, I
bought the pizza. I like the pizza. You know, everyone
is texting me about this pizza. We talked about it
on kt L A my coworker he goes, I'm going
home and I'm buying this thing. Text me a couple
hours later he's like, this is the best pizza I've
ever had in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I mean it's really Sea Bass has been bringing in
the different varieties so good do any come close to
Are you trying other brands or it's the same it's
the same brand flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
They have six or seven different Yeah. Topping variations.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I would say.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
The only thing I I say is avoid the call
of flower crust because it the better of Better Goods.
What really puts them above and beyond is that really
nice crust. It's different than any of their you know,
generic store brand frozen pizza. But when you get the
cauliflower crossed, that's the same and that kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Yeah, but it's really good. You can get him at Walmart.
They're seven bucks. Is that the price point seven bucks?
It's the price cut in the shelves.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
We had a lot of people saying that they went
there and then they would set us a picture of
the shelf space and they were gone, gone there. There
was quite the run on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Also, now everybody is dipping into all the other things
that Better Goods makes. Again not a sposter, but should
be exactly well like yeah again all the wings. Also
they have like these apple and panada things I want
to try.

Speaker 12 (01:10:33):
Yeah. I did buy the Better Goods potato chips and
they are delicious. And then I also bought the Better
Goods granola, which is also in my cabinet, but I've
not tried already.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Gee you go, all right, Well, he is here to
talk about tech and what's the what's the lead is,
what should we know what's happening out there? Well, there's
a couple of things going on.

Speaker 12 (01:10:54):
So Amazon, you know, everyone's got that Alexa speaker in
their house. They have been trying to figure out how
to bring AI to that because everyone eclipsed them with
the AI stuff. The problem is they want to make
sure that they still have the classic commands that everyone loves,
you know, control the lights, tune into radio stations, but
then also have the AI answers without going crazy. So

(01:11:16):
they're having an event at the end of the month
February twenty sixth, very exciting in New York City to
finally show off this new Alexa that people have been
waiting for because the stakes are high. They've got millions
of these speakers in people's houses. If this thing is
a dud, it's just going to be bad for them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, because I was reading something about it and they
said that it's supposed to be better than chat GPT.
But the thing is is that this if you want
to use it, it'll be ten dollars a month. Oh well, yeah,
there's been some that's going to be the tough part.

Speaker 12 (01:11:46):
I find it hard to believe that anyone's going to
pay ten dollars a month for a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Yeah, but I really do. Yeah, well I think it's cool,
Like I'm not paying ten bucks for Aleza.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Well no, Well do you think it'll be like this?
Have you been hearing the rumors with Apple with this
new command center thing for your home? Maybe that maybe
they're trying to counteract that. So basically it's like an
iPad that you would stick on the wall in your
house and you'd be able to talk to it and
you know again like turn on the lights and but
it will be powered by AI and it'll be basically

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making it like a super smart home.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:12:19):
The problem with Apple's approach is that they're smart home stuff.
They just don't have stuff that works with their smart
home system. So there's just not a lot of it.
Whereas everything works with Google, everything works with Amazon, and
so people already have those devices in their homes, Whereas
with Apple, sure they can come out with this great tablet,
it could be a you know, an iPad you stick

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on your wall, but are people really using those gadgets?
They're typically more expensive. People go for like the cheap
stuff on Amazon that the light bulbs that change colors,
all that stuff that's like not too expensive. And so
we're gonna see you know what Apple does with that respect.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah, and with the with the Alexa AI thing, how
much are we really using it for or that? Like,
because I find the stuff that we use in our
house mostly is like kitchen time or control lights. Yeah yeah,
play music, you know, like to do different things like that. Like,
I don't know how much I'm asking it for answers
to stuff because you have your phone. That's the first

(01:13:15):
and foremost. Like I don't need it to write me
a paper. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So that's the thing. So
if I have to pay ten bucks for something I'm
not going to use, it'd be nice to have as
something that's there and available.

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
But good point, are you really going to use that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
It's not the purpose that you're using that for typically, Yeah,
And that's the thing.

Speaker 12 (01:13:30):
And if you start okay, okay, the answers are really
good and it's like chat GYBT level answers about who
the first president is or whatever, that's fine, but people
still want the ability to control their lights.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:13:42):
I think the one aspect that could be really cool
is if you can use more natural language to control
stuff like you know, hey, Alexa, turn on the lights
in the backyard, change them to green, and also turn.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Off the front lights.

Speaker 12 (01:13:52):
Oh, like a series of commands right, Like, so that
could be really cool because right now you have to
be like very specific.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Yeah, and they do a lot of these things. Oh
goes my Alexa. Yeah Alex. Oh yeah, oh she's does
she bargain at you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Yeah, I've got like every smart speaker in my room,
so of course they all spring to life. You rang, yeah, Alexa?
What is a butthole? Oh wow, perfect, we're looking in
your history to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
This is a good point, Rich, Like, as a tech broadcaster,
what's the best way because we deal with this all
the time is we'll say stuff on the air and
people say, oh you just you just activated my phone
or whatever, Like what's the best way to talk your
way around these Amazon devices? Like I shouldn't say, hey, Siri,
call mom right now because people want to go off,
Yeah what do you do? What do you say to that?

Speaker 12 (01:14:39):
I usually say alex A for the Alexa, and then
I say h Google for Google, and then for Siri,
I just go ahead and activate everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
Serious, But yeah, going back to the command center.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
What I would love is say, hey, show a front
door on television like commands like that when it comes
to her. Yeah, your video says the week. Do you
always have to look at you know, find the app
and then pull it up on your phone. We're talking
to Rich DeMuro Rich on tech.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
He's got a naturally syndicated tech show on the radio,
hundreds of stations, Phillies. He's doing way better than we
are on that ron. And then of course he's a
tech reporter for KTLA in Los Angeles, and we're talking
tech here on the Woody Show. What else you're talking
a little bit about Apple invites. We heard you mentioned
something about that. Yeah, so a couple things with Apple.
First off, this week we may see a new phone

(01:15:28):
from Apple. So the rumor mill is saying that already.

Speaker 12 (01:15:32):
Yeah, well this is kind of that small that Apple
se is like that entry level phone.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
But it's been a while since they updated it. People
have been asking for it.

Speaker 12 (01:15:41):
And now whenever you see a whole bunch of rumors
like coming to a head, it's like, Okay, something's probably
gonna happen. So if you're thinking about buying that phone,
most of the places don't even have it anymore, most
of the Apple stores, but that could be getting an update.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
People love that phone because it's simple and it's cheap.

Speaker 12 (01:15:55):
The last one was like just over four hundred dollars,
which is way cheaper than the eight hundred dollars to the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
Entry I had it and it was perfectly serviceable.

Speaker 12 (01:16:02):
Yeah, people love that thing because it's like simple, it's easy.
You can get it for your grandparents too. It's it's
just a good little phone. But the app that everyone
can get right now, Apple came out with their own
invite app, and this is for the iPhone. It's called
Apple Invites, and basically it's taken on Evite, which I
still cannot believe in the year twenty twenty five people

(01:16:24):
are sending evites, But that's the way parties are handled.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
He got one last week.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
That's worse.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
It's horrible.

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
Yeah, it's like saying you google something. It's just the
acceptable word. Did you get your evite?

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah, but it's like the evie. The evite thing is
up there with the digital like greeting cards.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
Yeah, it's so techy, is tacky.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
It's people do it.

Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
It's like nothing's changed in twenty years and I did
like a test invite, and I sent it to myself
and I tried to access it from like an Android
and I couldnt figure out how to RSVP without like
logging in and all this stuff. So maybe, yeah, Apple
does not care about Android folks. They don't even they
don't even want the Android people at your party.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
So I get it. It's like the Apple people love
the fact that the green bubble shows they're lesser than
no rich I do.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
I mean, this is probably an obvious answer to this,
but it does put the invite into your Google calendar
automatically or do you have to do one more step?

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
That's a good question. I did not see. No, it's Apple.

Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
They don't play nice with anyone except themselves, so it'll
go into your Apple calendar, I'm sure, but not Google.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
I did not see a way to add to my
calendar from the invite that I saw.

Speaker 12 (01:17:30):
But the other thing is you can also share photos
and videos, which is kind of cool, so I love
you know, there's always this problem of like you're at
a party and ten people want to take the same picture, right,
and nobody wants to share. It's like air dropping this
and that So the idea is that your party invite
would also have a shared album that people can upload to.
But again I'm assuming it's only going to work best

(01:17:51):
with Apple devices for sure, And you know that's another problem.
It's like this, this idea of tackling sharing photos after
an event is just like it's the mystery of tech
that will.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
Ever trying to do that. For like over a decade
there was an app called Color that had a ton
of funding and they were trying to do that, and
like Rich said, like, no one's been able to figure out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
So we've been doing it with our groups of friends.
We'll do a shared album, right, And that's as close
as you get to stuff like that. But it just
had to for every pitch that everybody takes. Yeah, yeah,
all right, we're talking to Rich Damiro rich on Tech.
You can find him at rich on Tech on social media,
of course, is syndicated tech radio show. It's on Saturdays.
You can also find the podcast on the iHeartRadio app.

(01:18:34):
All right, Rich, your your gadget recommendation of the week.
Portable projector two brands.

Speaker 12 (01:18:39):
I love anytime we've thrown a party where we put
a projector in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
People just love it. I don't know why.

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
There's something fun about seeing a movie projected on a
big screen or anything. And so a couple of brands
that are really good, ex. Jimmy X g I, m I.
They make this new one called the Mogo three Pro
under four hundred dollars. It's got Google TV built in.
It's all in one, so you literally set this thing up.

(01:19:06):
It's got a speaker inside. You can connect it to
some power. I mean, it's the screen. And this is
the thing that these things do that the old ones didn't.
You aim it at a screen and automatically adjust the
picture so that it fits the screen. And also it's
not cock eyed and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Like we're actually we're actually in the market for one
of these, Like and why I say we it's uh,
my wife and I and then these other two couples
that we go to Mexico with because it's always the
beginning of football season, it's the beginning of college football,
it's the beginning of the NFL season. We'll sit in
the swim out suite and we have like iPads set
up watching the games while we're drinking in the swim
out pool. Yeah, and so we were talking about, like, dude,

(01:19:46):
next year we got to get a projector.

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
And this looks like the size of a Bluetooth speaker.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Yeah, this one is portable, it's simple, it's easy. You
can put it in your luggage. I mean, it's really
really great.

Speaker 12 (01:19:56):
A lot of people are bringing these to the hotel rooms,
like you just said to like, you know, watch stuff
on the hotel room screen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
So x Jimmy X J I M I and it's
the mogo g im I oh g I m I
H yeah, I am I.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I know this might be an all term now, but
do you know the amount of lumens It pretty much
means the brightness of what it can be.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
This one has four fifty is o lumens.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Okay, wait, there's a couple of different versions when it
comes to lumins of like what the bright is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
I I don't. I go by what I've seen, and
this thing is incredible.

Speaker 12 (01:20:26):
It's it's bright enough where it's not going to work
during the day per se, but you know into the
evening hours into the nighttime. Don't forget the portable projectors
are always going to be less bright than the full
size projectors.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
That's just you know, make the nature of how small
they are.

Speaker 12 (01:20:42):
But the other brand I like is called Nebula and
it's the Capsule and they just came out with the
brand new one, the Capsule three.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
This thing is the size of a soda can. I'm
not kidding.

Speaker 12 (01:20:52):
I've recommended the old one to so many people and
they're like, the richest thing is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
This one again is super simple. Google TV is built
in so you can download apps, you know, and get
the streaming stuff. This one's about five hundred bucks, but
I'm telling you you can get the older version for cheaper.

Speaker 12 (01:21:06):
But again, it's just so cool to have like this.
You know, we remember from when I was a kid,
like these giant projectors. You had to hang them from
the ceiling or whatever. To just have this thing in
your palm sized you know. Projector is just super cool
and again, crowd pleaser every single time.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
It's so incredible because all I think of is all
the rich families in our neighborhood had those big TVs
with the blue, green and red light at the bottom.
Yeah yeah, and you could only really see the TV
if you were sitting right in front of it. And
that was the rich people. Boy, how far we've come.

Speaker 12 (01:21:35):
That's what I love about technology is all the stuff
that like super rich people used to have back in
the day in they're richie rich houses with the money room.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
You already jump into the coins. Now we all have that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:46):
Like we have like cool smartphones, we have great TVs
that are nice and big. We have video doorbells. It's
like anything that you imagined we would have, you know,
video calling. We don't have it, and you don't have
to be rich anymore, which is well, you know what
makes us rich?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
Gina rich on Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Well yeah, rich Damuro at rich on Tech, on social
media and of course check out his syndicated radio show
rich on Tech and you can also catch him on
television KTLA and Los Angeles. Rich Damuro everybody rich on Tech,
dank you thanks for having me. Forever indebted to you
for the pizza. Find keep this updated. We'll do the

(01:22:24):
same show. Well, today is National poop Day. Oh and
to get it going, Starbucks is giving away free coffee today.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
You need to be a member of their loyalty program.
But to claim your free coffee, you just get on
the Starbucks app and you activate the coupon for one
free tall sized as a twelve mouns hot or iced coffee. Okay,
and with National poop Day a Jeep Ram Chrysler engine
plan in Indiana, they're looking for somebody who keeps smearing

(01:22:58):
feces in their bathrooms.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Apparently this person has been wiping kaka all over the
bathroom walls, all over the disability handlebars or latches, sinks,
even leaving piles quote unquote according to report on the floor. Yeah,
the company was reportedly going to lock the bathrooms that
they found the smeared poop in so they can investigate

(01:23:22):
before it got cleaned. But the company at least a
statement saying they're not going to do that, but they
will clean and make sure the bathrooms are accessible for
all employees. But what they've done is they set up
a confidential email system so people can report the person
directly to the health and safety manager. Wait do you
say this a dealership or at the engine plant?

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
Oh weird.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yeah, So what you should do is you should set
up a camera outside the restroom and then when somebody
goes in and notices that there's cock call over the place,
you could see who went in there, who were the
last handful of people and then you can like narrow
it down to that true. Yeah, because there's nothing that
says you can't have a you know, there's cameras all
throughout the hallways around here.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
Oh yeah, we're always being you can't be in the.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Bathroom because that's a place where you expect privacy. But
like when it comes to going in and out of
the restaurant, and could.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
You just get it tested, like send it to the
last an investigation? Are they gonna do like a DNA.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
Well, I mean it is terrorist, Like, yeah, you can see, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Terrified it's fecal cs I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
I mean yeah, you can reverse engineer that DNA, that's right. Memory,
then you got family members.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Swab everybody abody to come in with a stool sample.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
You can reverse the DNA to look at the family
tree and then just kind of pinpoint who it is.
That's how they're finding the time science. You just have
a whole friends department and christ I mean they got
jeep money.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
What is it called Stella? What's the name of Stillana's?
Is that the name of the the car company that
has It's that it used to be. They used to
say Chrysler now they say still Stillantis. Yeah, I don't
know when that changed happened, but I don't like it
because I don't like that name. Your name sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
I've never even heard of it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Oh yeah, that you go to your local Stillanta Steeler
and that includes like a clunky jeep Ram Chrysler, and
there was a couple I think fia Yeah right, who knew? Yeah, well,
now you know I would love to get them, but
I don't have a billion dollars. The Woody Show, I
don't care why you listen. If you listen, you love it.

(01:25:27):
You listening to As long as you're listening, this is
the Hoody Show. All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it
is Monday. It's February the tenth, twenty twenty five. And
it sucks that Greg's not here today for a number
of reasons, but a couple of things I know he
would really enjoy. It's a sick of food waste day.
Oh yeah, that's a big one. Is that's why he

(01:25:48):
goes grocery shopping daily?

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
Yes, get too much?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Yeah, because how many times do you go to the
grocery store. You had the best intentions to, Oh, we're
gonna be making meals at home this week and then
you end up going out and all this stuff goes
to way.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
It was right, he would hate our office parties. I
was went in the fridge and there are three enormous,
like four gallon bowls full of salad. That surprised no
one ate.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Oh yeah, why do you bring salad to a radio?
So I was just gonna say the same thing, messing salad. Yeah,
because when they brought that food, that was the same
lunch that was like all these different pasta dishes like
fetacini alfredo, like a baked zd They had all kinds
of like that stuff got just demolished. Salad not so much.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
You know how Greg Gory is like very anti food waste.
I'm a huge fan of food.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why my wife should order something to go.
I can't finish them, like it's America.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Yeah, it's just tossing the fridge. I'll go to like
these events and they'll have free food, and I'm like, oh,
I do want to try every dessert. I'll get try
one and then I'll take a bite. Yeah, chuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Some of them are good, some of it. Today's also
the beginning of national jello week. It's oatmeal Monday, National
cream cheese brownie Day. Oh yeah, no problem there those
are good. And after all that food, it's also good
that it's National poop Day. Great, let's see what else
we got here today. Oh, it's a National clean out
your Computer Day, which is good. I just did that

(01:27:11):
with my my laptop that I have at home. Wait,
I reorganized the entire desktop. So do you do like
a like you purge the old stuff? Yeah, because there's
like files that I downloaded just for quick access to
the desktop and then I haven't used it in months,
and so that I got rid of that stuff and
reorganized and the save folders or you know, put them
where they belong. If I didn't need to hold.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
On, well, you think I need to clean off my computer?
I still need that like duster.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Oh yeaheah yeah yeah yeah. I guarantee you got like
a week's worth of meal probably in those in those keys.
It's a National Home Warranty Day, which I think is
a huge rip off. And it's a Teddy Bear Day today.
Oh so you'll know get Teddy Bear. I got the
birthdays and the port of birthday could appear in just
a moment. Here's something I wanted to bring up, because

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everybody seems to love talking about their favorite movies or
TV shows. The average person, they say, has watched their
favorite movie how many times? On average favorite movie twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Times, like one hundred over one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
I was gonna say, I'm closer. I don't think it's
that high. I'm closer to one hundred than I am
what Mena said for twenty Because it's also depending how old.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
You're saying averages. I think I've gotten overboard. I've watched
Better Off Dead probably one hundred times, one hundred times,
Christmas Story a hundred times.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Yeah, so the average person has watched their favorite movie
thirty eight times, which again sounds low, but I'm a
forty eight year old person. Yeah, like I've seen it.
I've seen Back to the Future way more than thirty
eight times. Who's keeping track? I'm not, but if I
had to guess.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Another thing?

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Why it sucks that Gregg's I hear because he loves
to watch movies four times in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Oh yeah, he was like started over terrible ones like
Jacksey too. Oh wait, yeah but Jackson what was that
the cell phone one? Yeah? Even about that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
He found out four years after it came out, and
he watches it like a psychopath, over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Now, when you break down the stats by generation, gen
X likes Forrest Gump, Rocky, and the Star Wars movies
the most, makes sense. I like all of those millennials.
Top three are The Lion King, Forrest Gump, and Titanic.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Gen Z's top three toy Story Avengers, Endgame and Shrek.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
They like kids movies.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Baby boomers love dirty dancing, yes, the Wizard of Oz yeah,
and Forrest Gump. Now overall, so if you put everybody together,
these are Americans all time favorite movies. Number one Forrest Gump, Yeah, okay,
love it. Number two the Wizard of Oz even.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
I like that. It's a great movie movie.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
And Wicked sucks. I haven't sat and watched the movie
wickeden because it's been on in the house enough. Because
as soon as it came available to buy, my wife
bought it. My daughter watches it, my wife watches it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Well, if you had to speak to guessing, if you
had a guess the total amount of money your wife
has put in, not to the musical Wicked, but just
the multiple viewings of the theater now buying the home version.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Also the merch. She bought a ton of wicket merch.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
What would park has to be a couple grand.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
I mean, I haven't I haven't been. You might not
be wrong, Like how much is a movie ticket?

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
The movie tickets canna be?

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Like, I've not been to a movie in so long,
and when we do, usually it's my wife buying the tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Get a snack, that'll cause you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
I know, the snacks are crazy expensive. They've always been
really expensive. But like a movie ticket twenty bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Oh yeahh But I come up with a couple of
the merch because.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
She's seen it at least five times, that's at least
one hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
And I know she took herself on a viewing date
to the musical.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, but just on the movie the movie. She's seen
the musical twice already this year.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Yeah. So Wizard of I was number two. These are
the favorite American's favorite movies of all time. Three is
Titanic The Lion King at number four. I love it
a movie I've never liked, but it had a big soundtrack.
Dirty Dancing You know, well, it's not really for you.
It's for me and Sam.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Yeah, fifty year old woman.

Speaker 8 (01:31:02):
Even as far as romantic comedies go or a romantic movie,
I don't think it's one of the best.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Really, Like I don't pick that over others. I was
very late to the party on these movies. It's at
number six. The John Wick series I've never seen. God,
I love the john You gotta watch John Wick.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
They're so get him mixed up with like Minority Report
and Mission Impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Jack watch watched the John Wick The Home Alone series
at number seven. Okay, one, I've never seen a frame
of other than the trailers on TV. The Fast and
Furious series, Yeah, at number eight. I did see something
last week where there was an old video from Vin Diesel,
like one of his jobs before all the Fast and
furiou stuff is. He was like he was like hawking

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like kids toys and yeah, really did you see that video?

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Yeah? I forgot what it was called.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Oh God, I mean almost kind of like a like
an infomercial type thing, you know what I'm talking about. Bored?

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
Yeah, you ever see that? We talked about it recently.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
The Vin Diesel you know where he's pimping toys. The
Street Sharks Yeah, yeah, dude, they fight, they fight, they
bite y Yeah. So okay, so let's see where are
we Fast and Fere's number eight, number nine, Star Wars series,
Godfather at number ten. Yes, Back to the Future, that's
my number one. That's at number eleven, followed by Diehard,

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the Jurassic Park movies at number thirteen. Yep, the Indianiana
Jones movies number fourteen, Rocky at number fifteen. Then he
got Toy Story, Yeah. Ghostbusters. Yeah, here's a movie I've
never seen at number eighteen. Rush Hour, never watched.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
It, whatever rules that's Chris Tucker. Is that high because
no one ever talks about I.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
See it in theaters though, forget about it. There's multiple
Rush Hours. Yeah, just I never watched it's the best
Top Gun at number nineteen, and the Harry Potter movies
at number twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
I've never seen a Harry Potter movie. What yeah, I
mean I've been on the ride at like bean parks.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Yeah, I've seen two of them. I saw the first
one and whatever came out, well know what they're called.
But the first one that came out and then the
second one, I think it was Yeah, so my number
one is, uh, back to the Future your number one movie?

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
Godfather? Then back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Godfather's your number one.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
That's interesting. I never really heard I've never heard a
woman ever say that the Godfather's their face.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
I can't tell you how many times I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
I'm sorry, Menace number one. My number one movie is
Better Off Dead.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Yeah, you've said that before. Sea Bass. That probably bore at.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
I think it's so good that you're I just rewatched
He's found it down for the first in a long time.
Oh yeah, first episode is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Yes, yeah, I mean it kind of fell off toward
the end like that series, but it came out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
Yeah, so it made no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Yeah, it's got it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
It's one of my favorite series.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Like Lost was really good when it first started and
then it went crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
Lost can eat it a thousand times that they sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
And then Sammy, what's your favorite movie of all time?

Speaker 7 (01:34:01):
When Harry met Sally of all time?

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
I think, so wow.

Speaker 8 (01:34:05):
I mean, I mean, you've got male Sweet Home Alabama, Like,
what are we going?

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
She did say that that's her that's her goal. Letter
on this week on Valentine's Day. Yeah, she's gonna watch
You've Got You've Got Mail with Tom Hanks and May.

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
I haven't seen Better Off Dead in at least thirty years.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I'm surprised I was speaking in that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Oh, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
No love for Oh yeah, that is a really good movie.
But I love anything John Cusack. But the Notebook, it
seem like the Notebook would be like the New Age.
You've got Male and Harry met Sally.

Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
Well, you know what I would add to that because
I don't like rom comms, but I love speaking to
John Cusack high fidelity.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Have you ever seen that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
Yeah, I have? I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Yeah, all right, what's your favorite movie? Hit us up
on the text number one. Don't give us like your
top three, just the number one. Your favorite movie of
all time? On the text Over to two two ninety
because people WI start getting.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
On a roll.

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Yeah, they can't help us.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I want to know what your favorites. Time for the birthday, Okay,
we're gonna its Shimay. We're gonna sit like it's shay
and you know.

Speaker 10 (01:35:09):
We don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy Birthday to Emma Roberts from
American Horror Story. She's the niece of Julia Roberts and
the daughter of Eric Roberts, so you know nepotism. Emma
Roberts is thirty four. Robert Wagner Rebbie, Doctor Evils Henchman
number two. And Austin Powers. He've been at a billion things.
He's ninety five years old today. I got old balls.

(01:35:32):
I know the name, but I don't know why. Chloe
Greats Mortz, Oh yeah, she's a.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
Yeah Chloe.

Speaker 10 (01:35:38):
Yeah, she was in Kick Asst. Moretz Artz. Like the
name looks familiar. Mad you'd know her if you saw Yeah,
she's twenty eight. Elizabeth Banks Hunger Games, Lego movie. She
directed the Charlie's Angels remake.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Did a great job there. Yeah, Elizabeth Banks is fifty one.
Uzzo Aduba, Oh yeah, is Crazy Eyes from or Into
the New Black forty four years old today. Golfer Greg
Norman The Shark is seventy. Laura dern is fifty eight.
Olympic swimmer winner of seven gold medals, Mark Spitz, first
of all. Spitz is seventy five today. And ROBERTA. Flack

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killing me softly. Fuji's readed that one. Then a bunch
of bunch of big hit hit songs over the year
is the closer I get to you? Where is the love?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
What birth Black? Eighty eight years old today? And then
your part of birthday is Hotler Gurious. So Hotler Gurius
is today's birthday boy. And he's done more stabbing than O. J.
Simpson in one hundred and twenty eight fine films, including
Bye Bye Peg to Differ, Okay, now I beg that

(01:36:47):
I buy Peg too Different volume two. He was in
Rocking His Stepsister's World volume one, and two he was
in From the Streets to the Sheets, also Circles suck
Off volume one. Oh, he was a pretty great in
orgy at the Porn Awards. Oh, I've been there. You
catch one of those?

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
And then who can forget his unforgetable role and rimmed
and banged by a hung tatted doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
What happens?

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
That's a Hotler Jurius who is thirty one years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Monday morning. Look what's happening? Just talking
some movies this morning, The Lent of Tame of Stuff,
here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Insensitivity draining for a politically correct world, The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
All right, well let's go do it here on this
Monday morning. Yeah, full show podcast, it waits. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com. Of course, all the super
Bowl wrap up, recap Sea Bass in Philadelphia talking to
those fools, and then Menace and what he experienced in
New Orleans. He was there over the weekend as well,
weekend cheers and jeers. We got to that, plus all

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the trending news headlines. We gave way Valentine's Day butt
plug today we did, and we're gonna do that all
this leading up to Valentine's Day, which is on Friday. Yep, FYI,
I find the full show podcast and the Highlights podcast
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We read a couple of those at the beginning of
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Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
Yeah, how they got there?

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Send us an email email at thewoodyshow dot com. Yep,
I just looked up and did not see Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
It's such a weird.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
There's an empty suit to the table, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
Giant hole.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Rest in peace, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:38:48):
Oh well I think you'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Oh no, we say that whenever somebody's not here, right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
But whenever that happens, we get a ton of text.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Oh yeah, Well we used to do when somebody was
out for a show for a day or whatever. We
do talking smack behind their back. And the first time
we did that was when Greg was out of town
at his aunt's funeral. Oh yeah, yeah, he was a
big fan.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
I thought it was his favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
What could you possibly say about Greg?

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Are? There are plenty of things, Yeah, there are plenty
of things. But anyway, we're thinking about Greg. He's got
a family emergency, as we've been talking about throughout the morning,
and he talked about his brother on Friday show, but
we're we're thinking about Greg and very nice well wishers
on the text till people send us emails, so thank
you for that, But no parting words of wisdom today,
So I'll just thank you for giving the show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,

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appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday. Have
a great day. Smdam I quit this bitch.