FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 11th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Menace "Word of the Day", Woody Show Merch & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is doomed to the graphic nature of this program.
Old listener discretion, is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday. It's February the eleventh,
twenty twenty five. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, that's a menaces
missus doubtfire in presence? Yes, you don't get to hear that.
Have you heard that yet?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I'd like to hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
A Hey, yes, I literally thought you were Robin Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Who needs Robin Williams if they ever do that, you know,
need a voiceover for like a misdoubt fired doll that
or whatever. Yeah, that was, it would be perfect. It
is the Woodies Show, minaus, whatdy?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
That is?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hello, Gina grad We got Sammy Sea Masses here, Bort
is here, as is Morgan, and we got von Our
video producer, Greg is out again today. He'll be out
all week. We're expecting hopefully he'll be back this coming Monday.
But he's dealing with his family issue and brothers in
bad shape and all that stuff. So, uh, that's what's

(01:38):
going on there. But yes, Greg will be back, but
we're here holding it down. Are we not good enough?
I mean, come on, yeah, I mean the male hotness
of the room is lacking. Took a Yeah, big time,
big time. But on the show today all the trending
news headlines. Also the menace word of the day. I
know Greg would be disappointed. I tried to keep stuff

(02:00):
off the show this week that Greg would really enjoy. Yeah,
I mean, so I can't do that with everything because
I mean there's so much stuff that he likes, but
his favorite favorite, Like I could never do a guess whose.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Guess It would be the ultimate betrayal.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, he would be so disappointed. So menace word of
the day, among other things, entertainment, birthday's port of birthday
that's coming up later on this hour. Here for you
on the Woody Show, phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You could send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. We're talking a
lot about Super Bowl stuff. Obviously yesterday the Monday after
the game. Some more feedbacks coming in on the different

(02:34):
commercials and different things. I did want to talk to
Medas because he was mentioning this off the air to us.
Where Okay, so there was a piece of and I
want everybody to guess, because I don't think you guys know. Okay,
all right, guess how much this peach piece of merch was.
He saw this different stuff like the three peat shirts, yeah,
and stuff or whatever. But I so, what a letterman jacket?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, letterman jacket. I love letterman jackets and I love
festival blankets, but I'm going to do letterman jacket. So
I saw a Super Bowl letterman jacket and it was
leather allegedly leather, okay, and out on the street under
a tent for sale.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Team logo on it or just an NFL just the
super Bowl logo. So the Super Bowl fifty nine logo. Yeah, okay,
all right.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Okay, And how much do you think that costs on
the street?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
So clearly bootlegged, it should be much cheaper.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
I'm going to say three fifty because it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It wasn't in the official NFL merch. Like those trailers
they set up and they tell the official I mean, they.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Made everything look official. I don't know it was official
or not, but it was cool. It was out on
the street. It looked cool. It was leather, Leatherman jacket again,
allegedly leather and yeah, it was just a Super Bowl one.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Under a tent. One hundred maybe.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
One hundred maybe. All right, Sammy, three fifty three fifty board?
Do you have a do you have a guess how
much that would go for?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I mean, if this was a wrestling event like WrestleMania,
I'd go.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Two fifty to fifty actual on the street price, seven
hundred and fifty dollars. Say, now there was was it
made with that wag leather?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Now there was a non leather version, And if it
was a non leather version we were bidding on, Sammy,
would be correct? Three hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Was it handmade or were they like factory Did they
look factory produced?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I didn't ask.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That big medicine to look homemade.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
I did not look homemade. There was multiple, multiple of them,
So okay, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Right, Wow, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I've been too many. I've been to many like NHL
All Star Games, and I've never even bought like one
of the official jerseys.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You haven't.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I bought it for other people because that's the thing.
It's like it's so generic, like super Bowl, Okay, fine,
get a T shirt, you know, but like, why would
you spend you know money or you know Letterman jackets
seven hundred dollars kind of money.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, and I'll tell you this though, I mean merch
around the country. No matter what event it is, a concert,
the price is I've just like gone up big time.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well I can tell you as somebody who has a
hand in operating an online merch store right now. Yeah,
because I've got an education, because I don't know how
any of that stuff worked. I just kind of getting
like a crash course, like we are not a high
volume like shipping, you know, so our stuff, and like
because we're checking out like a Woody show, hoodie or whatever,
they'll calculate an estimated price because until we get enough

(05:34):
sales going and they see, okay, well this is exactly
how much this costs to go to this part of
the country or to go to this, we won't know exactly.
And so yeah, and so they do an adjustment for that. Also,
as you start shipping more and more you get because
like they said, based on how much you're doing, it's
like going to costco. You buy in bulk, and so
you get a better deal that way. So you know,

(05:55):
we're learning, and so there's part of it, and it's
like that, there's other stuff that goes in the like
when it comes to like our store. At least I'm
telling you, there is not We're not making a lot
of money on this thing.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
It covers the cost, yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
We have other people who are you know, working like
the customer service an role and they're they're handling like
the fulfillment and things like. So that costs money. Whether
somebody buys something or not. There's a monthly fee to
pay those people to do that. There's another third part,
like Shopify charges money to have a store and just
to handle all the finance part of it. Yeah. Right,

(06:29):
so we've you know, we're getting going on this as
we scale it up. But you're right. I mean, like
somebody was telling me they went to a podcast taping.
I don't even know what podcast it was. It was
Tim Martinez was telling he went to this podcast taping
and someone was selling their T shirts for eighty.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Dollars of a podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
A sweatshirt was one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
I can't that's how it goes these days. It's insane, yeah,
but it's it's nuts, but people still buy it. Like
I went to a bad Buddy show and they set
up the day before and the hour I mean, the
line is three and a half hours long.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
That's what Taylor Swift was doing too.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, it's insane. It also depends
on the venue. They will take a cut of anything
that's apparel. Like I was at a recent small venue show, right,
and they take wrestling show.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, it was a punk show.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh okay, but the venue takes over fifty percent of
all apparel. They will they will not take posters, they
will not take CDs, they will not take vinyl or pins.
They will literally just take T shirts. And there's a
lot of bigger venues around the country that do the
same thing. They'll take up to sixty or seventy and
that's why T shirts get up to eighty dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Wow. They may take no money off of that. Yeah,
all right, so they're accounting for that the same way
we have to account for shipping. Yeah, and the store.
Yeah yeah, like the prize, Like, for example, the price
on a T shirt for us, I think it's like
an extra dollar, you know, it's like a dollar something over,

(08:03):
you know. Uh, And then that money, that money is
going back to fund some of these other You.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Know we're gonna be rich.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh no, no, no, no, this is simply so we
can get this up out of because people have been
asking for it forever. Anyway, if you want to check
out our sturt, what do you show merch dot com?
It's what you show merch dot com? Get your Valentine's Day?
What he show? Butt plugs while supplies? Last, what do
you show merch dot com?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Show?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I don't even know what that means. No one knows
what it means, but it's provocat's.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Show.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
People going. Man, we are into another new hour g
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's February the eleventh, twenty twenty five. I'm Woodie. That's minute.
What's up you got Gina gran Sea. Bass is not
in this morning because he's traveling back. Okay, if you

(08:55):
want to see the video from yesterday where he was
on the streets of Philadelphia in the hours after the
super Bowl, we have that video for you. It's on
our YouTube page YouTube dot com slash the Woody Show.
It's also on our Instagram. We have links everywhere. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Also, I put up a seven second clip on our
TikTok of the woman's working on top of a car.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's already doing very well. I don't have TikTok. I
can't get it, you know, Yeah, I download it, yeah, dude.
That's the one thing like with all the other platforms,
Like if somebody sends you a link for Instagram or
for Twitter, whatever, even Facebook, like you just click it,

(09:37):
even if I don't have an account, I can still
see what it is. I can't see it maybe a
lot of the comments or whatever. The oscar to log
in for that. But on TikTok, whenever somebody says it
always was opening the app, and I go no, because
I don't have the This is even before they made it,
so you can't get it. Yeah. So I'm like, it's
a TikTok, dude, can't see it.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yep, you have to screen record it.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
To me.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Instagram is kind of the same way though.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I like, my mother does not have Instagram, and
I'll send her links to an Instagram thing that I
think she might be interested in. No problem, open it up.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
You kind of have to do it in like a
special way, you know how to do it right, But like.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
She didn't do it in a special way. I clicked
share on the post and I yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
But to her, if she went to like Instagram, dot
com slash, let's say the Woody Show and you send
it to her, she wouldn't be able to watch it.
You have to like literally have to be signed in,
get the right link, and then send it to her,
which you're doing correctly either way. It's happening.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
When I'm on Instagram and it says, oh, do you
want to share this? I go yep, and I do
the text. Yeah, okay, so that's that's I don't know
what you're talking about. I'm just talking about it.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Way to the what went to the website and they
try to share with people, other people wouldn't be able
to watch it.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, that's all right. As long as mom got it,
she can see like some crazy puzzle hack. Yeah, that's
the stuff. That's the stuff, you know, that's what That's
what my mom's in. So she loves this us she's
back in the puzzles.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
It sounds like you send her very different stuff than
you send me.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Absolutely, Morgan, totally.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
A puzzle hack would even pop up.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
On your feet.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I had, well, yeah, because it was this this very
pregnant woman who had no arms and she slouched on
a couch and someone's like oiling her belly.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Mom didn't get that video.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
She didn't get that one. But I almost sent one
that Morgan. I figured she had a pushure. Oh I
would love that one. That reminds me I got to
send you a few. Oh yeah, thank you, Gina. You'll
get them to My Instagram algorithm is getting just too
much back on track, Yeah, not mine.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Let's keep it, keep it off track.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Uh So, all these storms that are popping up now
from here through the end of the week, I mean nationwide,
they've been quite the story. There were some storms in
southern Oregon last week and the cast some power out
of just to the TV station. They sent this reporter
out there. This is one thing that God sent to
me because I like it when kids curse. Who better
to talk about the power outage is though kids? Yeah,

(11:54):
of course it's the TV news And they always like, oh,
that's it's all cute. We have to talk to kids,
and it's like, why why do I need some kid's
opinion on whatever the news story is. But anyway, this
kid dropped the hard F bomb like it was nothing.
And then there are two other kids in the shot.
One was this little girl who all of a sudden
had this huge smile on her face. Was pretty funny.

(12:15):
She loved it. The reporter, unfazed, doesn't even comment on it.
Here's the here's the clip. That's a team. That's a
team that's the wrong one. Hold on, hold on. That's
the S bomb from U Nick Sirianni after the super Bowl.
Now here's here's the F bomb from the from the kid.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
A little bit when we and my sister were playing cars,
was like a big b and then we just were
silky and.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
We were like paradise and we didn't know.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
So we're outside and.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
We were like oh, we were like, oh there's a fire.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
So what did you like start swearing as a kid. Oh,
I think like first grade?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
First, second grade, second grade, second grade, Missus Huber's class.
In class, No, not in class, but I remember like
that classroom and then going out for recess. It was
always in the playground. We didn't know what we were doing.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Yeah, kindergarten, I got busted for swearing, had to be
in the principal's office all day. But yeah, like first grade,
everybody was.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Swearing like it's crazy knew like I got caught by
a like a playground aid. Yeah, like one of those
people who were out there just to watch the kids.
Yeah yeah. Like I didn't use it with adults or
to adult like, I was very careful, especially around my parents.
My god, we couldn't say hell or sucks.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
I still swear from my parents.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
I just don't do it, but I you know, a
lot of language is regional, and so Greg and I
we grew up in the same area and the C
word wasn't a big deal. So when you guys, like
you know, when I met Woody, when you.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Grow up in like England, I don't know, it just
wasn't a big deal.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
And like people said it all the time. And then
when I met Woody, uh and we started talking about
it for the first time, you're like, oh, yeah, that
was like the ultimate.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I talked about the evolution of swear words, right, like
what's become acceptable? Like when then what were like the
really hardcore swear words, because they're the there are the
light ones because back used to be hell or damn.
You couldn't say that and people are ass like you know,
and people were like, oh, they'd shudder, and so so yeah, delicate,

(14:31):
delicate little ears. And then what changed that I read
into this. There was a whole thing about what I'm
talking about here. I don't ask me where it was.
This is decades ago I read this. But what changed
everything was when George Bush, like the father, uh, he
was on TV and it was when the Persian golf

(14:53):
thing broke out and he said, We're going to kick
Saddam Hussein's ass up. Unto that point, nobody on broadcast
television use that word in shows, sitcoms, and anything else.
After that, it was used all the time. The President
said it on TV. So therefore it became a thing.
So hell as, And then you got to the S word.

(15:13):
The S word became and then the F word was
barely used, but then that became very prominent. And so
where do you go from the F word? The only
thing really harsher than the F word would be the
C word. Yeah, and then where do you after that?
You're gonna have to invent something new but medicine. Greg
was saying it wasn't a big deal, wasn't crazy, And
they grew up in the San Francisco Bay.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Area, so saying it like it was nothing. And I
don't remember that stronger.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
But I don't remember that word even being a thing
because like all the other words were way harsher. We
didn't even get to.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
That same, you know what I mean, And maybe mfor
was the hardest, say the sucker.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
We said all those things, yeah you know, but like yeah,
but not not the C word to see you next Tuesday.
Never No, that that wasn't until I would say, more
like high school.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, that wasn't even on our radar, And then.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
It was on the radar in high school, right, no
sign in the playground. But then again I was, I
was all I mean, I was all mixed up because
where we grew up, even the bases were different, right,
we were talking about that. Making out with tongue was
first base, going up someone's shirt was second base, third
base was fingering, and then going all the way was

(16:24):
all the way.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Yea, yeah, but like you're missing so many things in there, but.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
You didn't know that, as I'm saying, like nobody was
thinking about oral no when like it was, it wasn't
even it was like you were either going from like
stinky pinkies to actual intercourse. Nobody was thinking about the
in between stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Second is up the shirt, third is down the pants,
fourth is whatever.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Whatever all the way beans.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is not how I
understood it as a child.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Also, Sam was like first bases oral right, also second bases.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
But on that, on that conversation, I know something kind
of regional too, is when you say you hooked up, like,
at least where I'm from, when you say you hooked up,
you went all the way.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh yeah, makeout.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Some people say that's just the makeout, and I'm like, no, dude,
that's our age.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
If you hooked up, you hooked up, no matter what.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Where'd you grow up, like on the prison yard?

Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, I just said I don't know, no, right, or
they didn't teach spelling. Yeah no, but everywhere it was
flying everywhere, And if you hooked up, you went all
the way.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
But if you just like made out, you just say
you made out, oh yeah, because it just depended on
the age. Yeah, because middle school age, junior high and
then early high school. Yeah, well yeah that wasn't going
all the way. No, Well, you hooked up, you hit
it for real, sixth grade you hit that.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah sure, But when it comes to swearing. We don't
go by this with our with the kid in our house,
but in my house, I loved it. It was you
can swear as long as you're not angry, Like if
it's a joke or if we're just chit chatting and
you say a bad word, it's no problem. But if
you're swearing at someone, you're done.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
See i'd I'd rather be when you're angry, you're hurt,
like when you hurt yourself.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Right, But if you're like swearing, you're to your mom.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Like you're an em right, you can't.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, exactly no, see like never I would say never
at a parent, at a parent or another adult. But
like if my if my kids are yelling at each
other because they're having like a sibling what I've heard
it before?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah you know where? Yeah, what do you do anything?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Nothing? I mean I go, all right, enough, knock it off,
go away, leave her alone and leave him alone. Whatever
it is. But I mean, that's as long as they're
using it correctly. I don't like when people string a
string a bad word in a place where it doesn't
like like, it drives me crazy. When people say, like
you know, f stick say whatever they go to such

(18:55):
an f stick like that.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, like it's it's it doesn't make any sense to me. Grammar.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, I can't by that.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
What do you mean you don't like, what would it
really mean? You're calling person a dick? Huh you're calling
him person and.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Then then call him a dick. But like, it doesn't
it I don't know. It just sounds wrong. How certain
thing like, even though it might be proper. Yeah, in
the swearing world kind of like, uh, he hanged himself.
Never sounds right to me, Like he hung himself? Yeah,
what's that? But that's I know that's not correct. Pleaded, pled,
pleaded that you know he pled guilty like that. I

(19:33):
know it's not right.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I know.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
I'm with you. Yeah, gotta get rid of it. Or
when the proper way to say someone's like, oh Sammy
and me right, Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I bet when little kids curse and it's not my problem,
it's it's great. And we didn't know.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
We were like the.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like I said, his sisters sitting there, huge smile on
her face. She was loved. The reporter didn't didn't wasn't
even faced. It was pretty good. Eight seven seven forty
four Woodie, you can text us two two nine eight seven.
Lady and gentlemen, you.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Both take a breath your mama bird.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Lady, gentlemen, you both.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Take a breast disease from food in Minnesota.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
Yeah, totally breashow Yeah on woodieshow merch dot Com.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
The limited edition Woody Show all in butt plug. I'm
trying to pull up the.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
The current dans.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah stats here for you. Uh, there are twelve left,
are you serious? Out of the sixty nine that we
put on. Now, keep in mind, we weren't sure anybody
was gonna buy one, but it turns out people enjoy
the joke as much as we do. And yes, you
have another chance to win a Woody Show butt plug.
Just keep listening all this week and you get to
decide who we said it to. Yesterday we had our
winner who uh he wanted to send it to his girlfriend,

(21:01):
whose name did not want to give us because it
guess it's unique and she would have been known as
a butt plug owner, right, And we said, hey, well,
what do you want to put on the card. We're
going to put in there with the butt plug, and
he goes, uh enjoy uh huh or something that's exactly
what's on the card I said yesterday, says enjoy dot
dot dot or something.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
People are also claiming that they're buying.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
These to use his paper weights.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
If you want to go with that line, do that, mommy,
what's that? It's a weight, not your daddy's favorite show.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Yeah, but it's awesome seeing people all over the country.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Like you know, oh yeah, yeah, coast to coast people
are buying these show butt plugs. I saw that yet.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Somebody said they're just going to tell everybody it's a pacifier.
I mean that way too, if you want to. I
mean it's metal. You might chip a tooth or something. Anyway,
wood he show merch dot com. Like I said, there
are very few left, and once those are gone, they're gone.
We ordered just enough for the giveaways and sell sixty
nine of them online. What about the trending news headlines

(22:04):
this morning, Gina.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Grad Yes, well, one person has died and four others
were injured after a bombed deer Leared Jet thirty five
A veered off the runway after landing in Scottsdale yesterday.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's Vince Neil's plane for Motley Crue. Oh really, yeah,
they don't charter it, so it's just a plane that
he and I guess other people his friends and stuff used.
His girlfriend was on the flight, but she's okay. I
think the pilot, from what I understand, the pilot died. Yeah,
but I'm not sure if it was the pilot from
his plane or from the plane that they crashed into,

(22:34):
because the front landing gear snapped off when it hit
the runway, so it went just skidding down. Yeah, you know,
I didn't have any control and just well.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah, like you said, the jet also crashed into a
gulf Stream G two hundred business jet.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
That was parked on the private property.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Scottsdale Fire captain says the crash was caused by the
faulty landing gear, and authorities haven't id'd any of the victims,
but they well, we have, but they did say that
there were no passengers on the park jet. The investigation
has been turned over to the National Transportation Safety Board.
As of last night, there was still a ground stop
at that place in the.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Airport, so if there were no passengers on that plane,
chances are the pilots weren't there either, because typically they'll
wait for the passengers to get there and then yeah,
they're not Yeah, they're just not sitting on the plane.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
I have questions like, yeah, who maintains those planes like
private jets? And like, you know, how do you get
a pilot out of just nowhere?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I mean, I mean, do you have pilots that are
like assigned to you? Yeah, like twenty four to seven.
So like let's say I'm Vince Neil, I own this jet.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, you would.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
There's just a guy that I just employed that would
employee staff. He would be so he'd be either on
call and so you pay him a salary, right, and
so like there's sometimes he's working a lot in that
particular week or that particular the month. There's other times
it's not working at all because you're not going anywhere, right,
but you're still paying.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
But he's dedicated to you. Yes, the maintenance you're supposed
to upget and if there's there's different things, yeah, because
if you you know, if you have a plane, you know,
even even the little like kind of private prop planes
that people have, like little cessnas and stuff like that,
there's a certain amount of maintenance that requires for the engines,
for all these different systems and things, especially on those jets.

(24:12):
And the thought process talking this is I'm getting this
from a buddy of mine who does these jets for
a living, and he said, there's a lot of maintenance,
especially with that plane because it's older. It's an older plane.
It doesn't get put out for charter, meaning that we
couldn't call and say, hey, we want to go to
this place. We want to you know, rent your plane
to take us there. It's not for that. It's just

(24:33):
for private use. So that's under less scrutiny because it's
a private owner and it's on them. You know, it
still has to pass an inspection, but if it's out
for charter, it has to be like there's these certificates
and everything else. And so the thought is that he
wasn't doing or whoever he has in charge of his
jet was not doing the right that's going to turn
up that they say it'll be it was some maintenance

(24:55):
issue that he overlooked or wasn't doing the routine stuff.
So we'll see, oh now.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Well, dozens of people were arrested on the streets of
Philadelphia Sunday after the Eagles Super Bowl win, shocking according
to Philly Police, they were around fifty arrests, some of
them for assault on police.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Probably talked to a couple, I'm sure we did. Steve
as like that guy Mirror.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Oh, he was crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
He was the star of the video that we had
yesterday this mer What are you smoking? I'm smoking? Patrick
Ma Yeah. And then we had Julia, Remember Julia. She
was People say that Philly fans are scumbags. What do
you say to that, No, Philly fans are the real
fans and not but comes of Philadelphia.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Yeah, we're crazy, but we really make sure that everyone
around us is safe and we're celebrating the win of us.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Uh huh, the win of us. How did that go? Well?

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Twenty nine were arrested for the con on cops.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
There were eight arrests for vandalism, including against forest sanitation trucks,
two banks, and two retail stores in Center City.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Is the video of a bunch of fans caring around.
They weren't even climbing the light post. They ripped it
out of the ground and were carrying it around like
you see some people care around a goalpost.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, they did that with the traffic light point. And
that was all in the span of just a couple
of hours. The couple, No, the cops and other city
officials are getting everything set so they're ready to deal
with more low IQ behavior on Friday. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh yeah, yeah for the paride brust you right now?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Is that.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Way out?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
I love how they own it though.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, speaking of insanity, Kanye West has deactivated his X
account after a series of insane posts. Before logging off,
West thanked Elon Musk for allowing him to vent on
his platform.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
He said it was very cathartic.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
His recent posts included anti semitic statements praise for Hitler,
which celebrities like David Schwimmer called out Musk for for
giving West a platform with almost thirty three million followers.
West account has a history of suspensions and reinstatements due
to this stuff. Meanwhile, the exit from X came shortly
after airing the Super Bowl ad for his Yeasy brand,

(27:16):
which led people to a single item on his website,
a T shirt with a giant swastika on it and
the label for it was hh yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
So people are like, well, how do they let him
run that ad knowing that he was selling it?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
It did a fox. It was an easy website, so yeazy,
he's been established for a while shoes, clothing, things like that,
and so it was probably just that kind of stuff
up there. He does this thing, switches out the products, right,
and so now you have it out there, and so
people go and yeah, there's no way the NFL, Fox,
anybody involved in his Super Bowl over the broadcast had

(27:49):
any idea that was what was.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Going to happen.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
But here's my question, how much how many layers do
you have to get through before taking it down? Because
like say, it goes to Shopify, it was reported, so
it was up for a while before it was taken there.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
You could take it down immediately. I mean, our our
new merch store goes through Shopify and I'm just learning
how to use it even I know how to take
something off, right.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And the and the comments following
it like just really not legit well maybe legitimizing. People
like oh yeah, if you could say it, I can
say it.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I'm like, oh well we'll see. Okay. Here's the thing.
It's it's a tough spot because if you're promoting free speech, right, uh,
you got to be for it. You got to be
for him being able to say it. What the results
are the consequence of that is are what they are.
But the whole thing about he shouldn't be allowed to
say it or have that opportunity to be on the

(28:43):
platform to say whatever he's going to say. That's where
it gets weird. If you if you believe in free.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Speech, Yeah, I played it for you, gena like Dana
White just went through this.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Because he had a great response.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Yeah, because one of the fighters was like praising Hitler,
and Dana White is like, this guy is literally the
dumbest person I've ever met in my life.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Love it.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
And if you think like Hitler is this great guy,
you are an absolute idiot and you're a piece of garbage.
But on the other hand, I do support free speech.
So that's the thing. I don't agree with him or
Kanye or at all. I agree with either one of
them at all.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
But it is a tough Like, if you're Elon and
you're making X the place of free speech, how do
you ban somebody?

Speaker 11 (29:33):
Right?

Speaker 8 (29:33):
And it's very like when someone's open like that, you
can go, Okay, I'm not supporting Kanye. I'm not buying
any of his things. I'm not buying any of his
music for us. If he pretended to be the super
great guy, you'd be supporting.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Him and buying him stuff. But he's great, and now
you can just go like, oh, he's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
And I'm not.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You're thinking like a normal person.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Damnit.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
It's not just popular space saying if.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
He can say it, I can say it. It legitimates it,
it weaponizes it, and people do get it.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Hurt because free speech is also unpopular speech, right, But this, but.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I mean this could be Yeah, you're saying hate, hate speech,
legitimizing it for people who are already kids already have lockdown,
you know, for active shooters in their high I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You know, there's a I don't agree, don't agree with COK.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
I initially thought all the craziness was funny, and then
it just went too far and I what it used to. Yeah, Ago,
I gave away all my easies. Nice, I went back
to one of those for so long.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, I away.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
So well, let's get back to some hot egg talk
because I know.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
This is fave.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yes, I saw a really funny comment yesterday. I said
it to uh Genas and Greg because it was like
one of these stories about egg prices, and everybody's like, oh,
they blame you know, government one way or the other.
It's not a government thing. It's a bird flu thing.
Because this doesn't happen in other parts of the world. Yeah,
it does, just not right now, like right now, it
is a bird flu thing. And they murdered or however

(30:59):
made chickens thousand million million anyway, somebody said, I thought
it was pretty funny. Nobody thinks of eggs or talks
about eggs until they're hard to come by, and then
suddenly we're all omelet.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Divas and everything.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
They're all experts on Ukraine, we're all experts on Godza,
we all know everything.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Well.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Trader Joe's and Costco are limiting the number of eggs
you can buy thanks to a shortage caused by that flu,
that bird flu. Right now, you can only buy one
dozen per customer per day at Trader Joe's and three
cartons per visit.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm fine for that.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
And what I know, you're tired of hearing about egg prices,
but get used to it, because the USDA says we
can expect the prices to go up another twenty percent
this year. They already went up fourteen percent around November
and December.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
It's going to take a while to replace all those chickens.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Did you see, uh, did you see the videos of
dudes like those big hand trucks in Costco just they
had them all like one dude's buying I forget how
many dozens of dozens.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
It was stacked like it stacked like he was delivering
a new ship exactly, flipping eggs.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Well, here's the thing. So that's what I said to
my like, how I get it? You know, with crazy
people with toilet paper, they probably still have toilet paper
from the pandemic, but go bad. But they were saying
that a lot of these people probably run bakeries and
restaurants and like, well we need.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Too bad that I would that I would understand. But
is there like not like a restaurant supplying.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
That's a good question. But it's affecting them too kind
of place.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
But I'm a fine with the you know, Target and
Costco putting a limit like they did with the toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
People are nuts.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
What do you mean? So now it's a bird thing,
bird flu thing? Huh, what what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Well, that's what it always was.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, was it. Did we ever say it was not
something different? I don't recall.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I can't wait to hear it.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
I'm sure it's some political crazy person. Oh maybe, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
No.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
I never has to go zero to political I know,
I've never I've never considered like the cost of something
like that to be, uh, you know, a political thing.
Politically obsessed people are the most annoying people. I'd rather
hang out with, you know, vegans.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm not saying something exhausting. Yeah, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break. More what he shows next, Hang
on to you.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
Guys are worried about the long term so stiller, But
no one's brought up the long term effects show.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
There's no circulation to the cream. Oh now, back to
the wood show. Yeah, I saw this picture that kept
popping up. I'm like, what then the hell is that?
I mean, it's goofy looking, and I wouldn't want to
see it if I'm like, you know, in the ocean

(33:39):
on vacation, this deep sea angler fish. Oh yeah, that
was It was spotted near the surface of the water.
This is near the Canary Islands off the coast of Africa,
so I'll never be going there. They call it the
Black Sea devil. There's a good reason for that, and
they typically swim between six hundred and fifty and sixty

(33:59):
five one hundred feet below the ocean's surface. All the
deep c ones look crazy.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
They were never meant to be seen.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, they say there have been very few sightings of
this kind of fish, and they're not sure why it
was so far from the depths of the ocean. But
I mean, look at this thing.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, my gosh, it's a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It's so ugly. It looks like it could work on
this show. It's not cute, right, and.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
It has like it has like a hanging flashlight above
its head.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Does I thought that. I thought like somebody had like
hit it with like a dark suntind But no, that's
it's got its own built in antenna like the old
like uh Toyota corollas used to have where you could
pull them out.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, we track back in. It would kind of go
back in toward the doorframe at the front of the door.
In the front it looks like in the frame.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like the fish in Finding Nemo.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah that when it's all dark and dory swimming along
and then the light shines and they see the scary
fish and then they're simming all around.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, it looks what it looks like if a kid
had a coconut and was about to make like try
to make a face in it. Like it looks like
something that like child dreams up in their nightmare.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Yeah, I think the other crazy looking fish. Have you
seen the one that has like the human teeth?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yes, I hate that.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Sheep head fish.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, type type in fish with human teeth. Ye, and
you'll see it and it's weird.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Don't forget the kind that can like waddle on land.
Oh right, you saw that walking towards you.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, look at the one with the human teeth. Look
at Sammy's face so creepy. That gives me douche chills.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Ever heard this thing? No, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Oh that that is really it looks like it has veneers.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
It's unnatural teeth.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, it looks like it went to a bad dentist.
You got some cheap cap.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
What are they eating?

Speaker 7 (35:39):
It looks like almost full of mooler?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I don't know. It looks like that fish with the
human teeth would eat corn nuts. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
How do they flysshish fly with the seaweed.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
That's crazy, as they have better teeth than a lot
of people like see walking around.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, look up, black Sea Devil. Look at this thing
it is. It's got like a jay Leno chin. Yeah,
giant like all fangs, a whole face full of fangs.
It's jediyes Faut summer long, summer short. Yeah, multiple rows
and blogs and star wars, yeah. Bloods in hell.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Yeah, shallow waters.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, don't like it. And we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's February the eleventh, twenty twenty five. Woodie Menace, Gina Grant,
Sammy Sea Bass is on his way back from his

(36:40):
Super Bowl adventures. He'll be back in here tomorrow with us.
Greg is out today because he's dealing with his issue
with his brother. His brother's on hospice. Yeah, really what
palliative pative palliative care?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Never heard of that way, Yeah, I've not heard that either.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Had. Yeah, it's it's only a matter of hours or whatever.
It's it's it's it's not good. But he's as of
right now, he's still alive. The Greg's there with him.
He's been spending his whole day at the hospital. Yeah,
he said, he's got about five hours of sleep since Friday.
So it's it's rough, he said, it's it's more difficult
than he anticipated, and he went into it thinking, yeah,

(37:20):
it was gonna be rough. Yeah, So our thoughts, our
love is with Greg today. All right, So we got
the phones open eight seven, seven forty four. Woody Caller
ten right now, Morgan, let's get caller ten, and we're
gonna give away a Woody Show Valentine's Day butt plug,
so generous. Now, we put these on sale yesterday, only

(37:40):
sixty nine available. It's a limited time run. That's a hit,
and sixty nine then they're done. It was just supposed
to be a silly ass thing. I wasn't even quite
sure we would sell more than ten, But it turns
out people think it's hilarious and they are certainly buying them.
This one, this text just came in here just a
few minutes ago, said, hey, guys, my husband asked me
what I wanted for Valentine's Day, and I sent him

(38:02):
a list that included the Woody Show butt plug and
a hoodie wow, complete with a link to the merch
site pretty sure he ordered them right away. I'm hoping
the plug isn't too big. Can't wait to rock them both.
Me love that is from that's from Lauren five five.
That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Yah. But caller ten,

(38:23):
so you win the Woody Show butt plug, but you
got to tell us who you wanted to send it,
who you want us to send it to, and what
you would like the note to say. So be thinking
about that. And while I'm waiting for Morgan to get
callar ten. I want to share this story because this
idea really kind of came from We weren't planning on that.
We were planning on doing the butt plug giveaway, but

(38:46):
we were just gonna go to Amazon, find some random thing,
put it in the mail to the listeners and so
they get this random package and whatever. And then somebody
said we need to make custom ones. Can we do that?
And that was Gina and she was and you got
to put all in on it, And I'm like, that's
too good. So I hit up Tim Martinez immediately and
I said, Tim, is this possible? We start looking around

(39:06):
and then we found a place that could do it.
So I went on from my own house, my own device,
at my own house, and I ordered all these butt plugs.
I had the artwork done. I had the whole thing
is that were completely customizable, beautiful. I had the artwork done.
I bought a whole bunch of them. I bought eighty

(39:27):
in total, so to cover the giveaways to sixty nine,
we're going to sell and then just for a couple
of people here on staff if if anybody wants one,
so sent off the order. Now, the order was made
under my wife's name because it was her account the website.
So anyway, my wife, I didn't tell her I was
doing this. So she gets this email. I'm gonna read

(39:50):
you the email she said it to me. She goes
any idea about this. I'm assuming it's you. Hi, Jennifer,
thank you for shopping with us. We require additional infrom
to complete your order. Thanks for your order. I just
want to confirm you want eighty small butt plugs, all
with the same Woody show logo. Thanks Kathy. Yeah, oh, Kathy,

(40:12):
so my wife writes back, Hi, Kathy, Yes, that order
is correct. It's for a radio station morning show giveaway
for Valentine's Days. I am the show's hosts I am
the show host's wife in charge of communication for this order.
This was not in my wedding vows.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Big shout out to Kathy for doing her due diligence,
and big shout out to Jen for having a good
sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
So anyway, Yeah, so that's so, that's uh wow, that's
how that went down.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah, it's a family issue.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Order some extras, no I did.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I ordered. I ordered eighty total. We need sixty nine
a cell plus the ones that were given away here
on the.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Air, plus some thank you gifts for the staff.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, and then there are a couple left couple left over
for the for the staff.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Breaking news.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
We joked about this when the when the mics were
called yesterday, But somebody just texted, where can I submit
my butt plug picks?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Oh butt plug picture?

Speaker 5 (41:13):
We were we were having this conversation.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
You can. You can email it to us email at
the woodieshow dot com. I don't know what we're gonna
do with them, but if you really want to send
them out to somebody, I mean, I'm sure that uh,
I'm sure Menace would love to go through it. They
would love to check it out.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I'll look at it.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah, yeah, but you can you can get them. There
was just a small amount, literally like ten or so
last time I checked. If you go to woodieshow merch
dot com, you can uh, you can find there. And again,
to me, the funniest part about all this is just
the I just have this thing in my mind, this
image of my mind, not of somebody with their butt
plug in, but of them coming home and there was

(41:53):
this package there waiting for them that they weren't expecting,
and they open it up and this is what it is,
with a note from someone they know I don't know.
To me, I think it sounds fun. We do a
lot of things around here just to entertain ourselves. I
hope you understand we're having the best time. Yeah. Eight
seven four, that's eight seven seven forty four. What do
let's say hello to uh Anthony? Hey, good morning Anthony,

(42:18):
Good morning, guys, good morning. All right, so I got
great news you my friend our caller ninety eight. Yeah,
give one yourself a what do you show? Butt plug?
And so now Anthony, all we need to know is, uh,
who are you gonna send this to? No last name
is just give me a first name, please, I'll.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Just say Jay to see how the unique name, but
it's my wife.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Everybody's got a unique name.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, that's up.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
All right, So you're gonna send it to your wife? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
And then uh and then what would you like the
the the personalized note inside to.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Say, let's put happy rout time today, let's have some fun.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Oh okay, all rightation, let's have Now.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I have a question for you guys.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Yeah, because this coming to speek packaging.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I don't need my kids, you know, Look, I don't.
I don't think. I don't. I don't think it's like,
you know, a box of frosted flakes for Tony the
tigers on the outside of it. Like I'm pretty sure, yeah,
because I won't know until Wednesday they're arriving at my house.
Oh sweet. Yeah, and then uh, I'll let everybody know.
I'm pretty sure they're probably just generic. Yeah, like I'm

(43:28):
guessing like some kind of like a long day like
little rectangle box, but we can't promise. Yeah, and then
they're probably because the promotions department is probably gonna have
to put them in something else to ship them out
with the note. So I'm assuming in that case, yes,
maybe they can get like a package of broccoli, you
know if the kids as you say, it's for a paperweight,

(43:51):
you know, exactly. Yeah, well, Anthony, congratulations, man, hang on
one second, man, we'll get all of your information. And
that's how it's done. That's how you win a butt
plug on the radio. Noise so stupid. There's a couple
of people who are really upset. Oh yeah, but that's okay.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
We've sold her on.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
They're literally but heard about it, yeah, which is kind
of funny. We can help them yet, if you want
to go get yours guarantee that you have one of
these limited edition Woodies Show items. Just set up our
new merch stores dry run of our merch store. Just
go to Woody Show merch dot com. That's Woody Show
Merch dot com and get that stuff while it lasts. Also,

(44:32):
we've got some T shirts and some what do you
show hoodies up there if you want to check it out.
We'll take a break. We'll come back. We got menaces.
Word of the.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Day, yeah show.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Well, it turns out, according to a new study, people
are speaking about three thousand fewer words each day compared
to twenty years ago. Oh, the current average is about
thirteen thousand words per day, down from around sixteen thousand
and two thousand and five, and the reason is thanks
to just more reliance on digital communications, texting, social media.

(45:04):
That's what Menace has been saying.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
I love a good phone call, though, but I guess
I'm rare these days.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I hate that phone instead of calling someone back and
chatting for twenty minutes, which is Gina's nightmare, I think
it's Sammy's nightmare too.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Uh, depends on what it is. I'm a big I'm
a big phone talker. If it's just a friend calling
to talk.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I'll talk all day.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
If it's trying to get something done quickly, text me,
oh god, if it's catching up, call me.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I think the phone is much quicker than texting. Well
that says a lot, because every time I call her
this how she answers yeap doesn't want to.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Tell like you always call me during nap time?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I call who you are doing your naptime? Yeah? Oh,
I'm usually calling sometimes like a pretty soon after we've left.
Oh you go there, but you know what you live
so close to this day?

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, because I always try to catch everybody before that
or after or I'll get what's up? Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Speak?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
But yes, speak. I really don't want to talk to
you right now. Both, what do you need your business?
I thought you weren't a phone talker. I My wife isical.
Oh I hate it. She is with her mother. She'll'll
be on the phone for two hours. Yeah, I'll come
back and go what are you doing? I would run errands,
come home. She's still on the phone, and she go,
all right, well I gotta go. I'll call you later.
I'm like about one.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
You got enough call in for a month.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah. So here's what women are doing. They're talking a
little bit more than dudes.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, I see that.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Thirteen three hundred and fifty words per day, just by
what we just heard about in this room. And then,
as far as this is a bad thing, the experts
say that it has broader implications for human health and
well being. Quote. Social interaction through conversation plays a crucial
role in mental and physical health, similar to exercise or sleep.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
And so they believe that the next trend could be
goals of speaking more than ten thousand words, kind of
like hitting ten thousand steps. Yeah. And to that point,
there's some technology in the works that would measure daily
conversation time, and so you'd be able to keep track
of like, all right, did I actually speak to anybody today?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It's really necessary.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Well, Sammy, did you say you had an issue with
COVID where you didn't even like talk to anybody for
an entire day or something like that or you?

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Yeah, I mean I was alone during COVID, so if
I didn't call someone on the phone, then I would not.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Talk at all all days.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Like those cafes maybe you saw them in Japan, menace,
those cafes where they'll sit like a giant stuffed animal
at your table, so you're not like eating by yourself,
Like is this where we are?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
I see that one. I just saw, like you know,
raccoon cafes and cat cafes.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, awesome, Yeah, that's that's pretty pathetic. All right, Time
for the menace word of the day.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Want to give menace. All right, any word for today now,
don't look at it just yet, my friend not. We'd
like to get the natural reaction, you know. Yeah, it's
a page from the water they count that we have
were trying to increase his vocabulary he's gonna tell us
what word is. He has to pronounce it, pronounce it,

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pronounce it correctly, and then we have some definitions there.
And then it's also where you can use it in
a sentence, so maybe you know it brings it all
together for you. All right, man, it's what is today's
word of the day.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Today's word of the day is delectable.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Delectable. Look at him? Delectable? Nailed?

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Do I know what that means?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
All right, well, let's learn with the with the definitions.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Okay, Oh, let's taped together just.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
A new well like sea Bass and I were we're
talking about this when we were pretty convinced that this
wouldn't be right off the batter.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Oh oh really yeah, we thought this will be.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Like detectable, uh, detect decable.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Okay, I'm gonna guess before I even read with the
definition delectable. Don't tell me if I'm right or wrong. Okay, Well, delectable.
I think it maybe has to do with something like, uh,
something like of a good taste or something like that,
maybe very good, very good. Let's see, all right, it
says delightful, highly pleasing, enjoyable, or a delectable. Uhum, witticism.

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Don't know what that means? All right.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Next one says very pleasing delightful, now except pleasing to
the taste delicious, are luxurious.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
That one's a little bit off the rail. Now. It's
interesting because your definition that you were saying that it
would be for this word delectable.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
That's what this is, okay, lacocious.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Very pleasing, delightful now especially pleasing to the taste delicious.
And then the word he's trying to get there is
l U s c I O U S lusatious.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Dancing around it.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, we're getting close. Luxious your you're dancing, dog, you're dancing.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Luxurious?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Blank locks blue locks? What like this word? The two
words would even check out my blank check out my
blank locks.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
You hear people say, uh huh my blank luscious locks
us okay, all right?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
I used in the used in a sentence.

Speaker 10 (50:39):
The deluctable snack bree uh a croisson is a round
of bree cheese topped with a rich marbled baked in
a layer of puff pastry until the pastry is golden
brown and the cheese is soft and melting.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
You would then eat it quickly as possible, barf it
on the floor or the bathroom and let your dogs
slurp it.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Up like slop that was all over the place.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Menace July, I know this. The story is referring to
when I drank a a weed selser that was one
hundred milligrams and then I barfed all over the ground.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
And the dogs came. Yeah, So to go through the
to go through the sand. Just to make sure it
makes sense for everybody who's listening to, because there's other
people who are learning to the delectable snack And what's
the what's the name of the snack?

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Bree in Okay, corked close.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Oh, I thought you were going to read it bre
in creutee. Creutee is a round of bree cheese top
with a rich marmalade. Marmalade yes, baked in a layer
of puff pastry until the pastry is golden brown, the
cheese is soft and melting. You were great up until then.

(52:11):
Now can you pick it up from there?

Speaker 6 (52:13):
You then eat it as quickly as possible. Barfit on
the floor or the.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Bathroom of always you barfit not or the floor of
your bathroom. You barfit the floor of.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Your bathroom, barfit. Barfit on the floor of your bathroom. Yeah,
that sounds weird.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
What you as quickly? You barf it on the floor
of your bathroom?

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Of your bathroom, okay, and let your dog slurp it
up the slop.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Let your dogs slurp up the slop the slop. All right,
all right?

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Can I read that one side? Barfeit on the floor
of your bathroom?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah? Yeah, on the floor of your bathroom.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Like are you redoing your build It on the floor of.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Your bathroom, on the floor of your bathroom.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Well, why would it be you would barfit or the
floor of your bathroom?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
How does that make pars on the floor of your bathroom?
That's how I would say it? Or am I not
saying that correctly?

Speaker 5 (53:08):
That is what it says on the floor of your bathroom.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Or that's what got exactly what?

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Yeah, I guess it. I was just putting too much
emphasis on of I gain it happens, It happens, you menace.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Word of the day. Everybody going back to the think
about how people are using fewer words. Somebody said, I can,
on the regular go a whole day at work without
saying a single word to anyone.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Woworts dream Yeah, And then this one says us introverts
would be screwed.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Good luck getting me to even reach one thousand words
a day.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yeah, you don't feel like it. You're happy doing your thing.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Or you're just paranoid to talk to people. Yeah, and
social anxiety is a real thing. I know that that's true.
People just can't they can't speak to people.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
They freeze up because everybody lies because they say just
a two second call, and then it's an hour later
you lie to me, Oh bait switch.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Well, I mean so that's the thing. Though. You're a chatter,
so once you are chatting, now you're in like you
you could be dragging out the call as much as
the other person. That's true, even more guilty.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Yeah, I just want to get the information. Let's get
it done quickly and then move on.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Because if you weren't a chatter, the call wouldn't go
on that long because you would be giving very short Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Because then I remember, like when you call that I
like you and I like talking to you.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Well, I don't want to talk to anybody.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
But I was assumed to be anybody like if they called.
And because you're that's just who you are. You're the
you're the people pleaser, that's your personality. Yeah, but I do,
and so you go out of your way to be
nice and friendly.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
I need one of those signs like that, dude. I've
seen this like meme that this guy has it on
his back in his cubicle. It says like, don't talk
to me. I can't stop talking to people once they start.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
So please tell me alone. Yeah, that would be me.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Eight seven, Set us a text over to two to
ninety seid. We've talked about this before. There are certain
situations that call for different things. My wife will avoid
calling somebody even when she should. If you need an
answer right now, that's a call. If it's an answer
at some point today, that's a text, right yeah. Anything

(55:14):
outside of that where it's not today, whatever, email you
can send an email, no big deal because it depends
on how people how often they check emails. Something you
need to know immediately. What time are you going to
be here?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
That is a text. I'm sorry, that's a phone call.
Sorry to bother you, just real quick. What time you're
going to be here?

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yeah, five o'clock, Because like.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You're now waiting on someone's answer to make a decision
of what you're going to do things that you need
to do before now and then.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
Right, But these are all, you know, business reasons. You
don't ever call someone just to like chat or would
you do that over text?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Oh yeah yeah, And I think that's the reason the call. Like,
if I wanted to catch up with somebody, I wouldn't
do it over text. Yeah, I would do it as
a call.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
I just don't do it at home, Like all my
catch up calls are on the road.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
And calls and text used to be like what lunches
and dinners were. Totally. You would never commit to a
dinner with somebody unless you really like them and whatever.
That person would be a lunch because it's quicker, you
have to get back to work. There's an automatic all right,
that's the text.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, no, that's true.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
The call, the calls to dinner, yeah, okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
And I'm not throwing around dinners these.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
My wife will get frustrated. She's sitting there waiting on
an answer from somebody. I'm like, well, did you call them? No,
but you're sitting here pulling your hair off because you
need this answer. Yes, call, that's an immediate situation. Yeah,
that requires a call.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Your phone's on. Your phone's not gonna explode. Nothing bad's
gonna happen to you. Just call somebody, get an answer.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And if you need an answer at some point today
again text anything outside of today email.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
That's it's a decent rule.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, that's all seems pretty simple, common sense.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
But then you got to promise to hang up on
me because I can't have this gone all day because
I will, like you said, once you get your.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Answer from each I don't want to be on the
phone all day either.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah, oh I do.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
I just threw my AirPods in do whatever I was doing.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Chat it up?

Speaker 7 (57:07):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (57:08):
This is.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
All right? So I'm not sure you heard about this story,
but please start investigating the possibility. This is a sports
reporter who had gone to New Orleans to cover the
Super Bowl might have been drugged before he was killed.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
His name is Adan Manzano. He was a reporter for
Telemundo Kansas City, and you had, like I said, gone
to New Orleans to cover the game. Found dead in
his hotel room last week. Witnesses say there was a
woman who was seen going into his room just before
he was found dead. So the cops looked into that
and they found the chick and guess what, she had

(57:45):
his cell phone and his credit card on her. So
apparently this woman had been accused of drugging other victims
and stealing their stuff, not just in Louisiana, but also
Nevada as well, And so she currently cool in her
heels in jail. The investigators they're waiting on all the
toxicology tests to come back from the reporter to see

(58:07):
if he was drugs or prove what they already know. Yeah,
so she's looking she's definitely on the on the hook
for the for the theft, murdering.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Yeah, sounds due to her travel. Sounds like an escort.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, because don't they always bust and
fly the hookers in for a weekend the den.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
I was at the airport UH in New Orleans and
I was waiting at the uber and you just see,
you're like these laser escorts. They're by themselves and they're
just like waiting to They just flew in and you
can tell like, Okay, they're here to like hook up
with somebody or.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yet a bunch of sports dudes. Hell yeah, I'm in
bro weekend and yeah, you know rich business guys and
everything else.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
So do they fly out themselves or are people flying
them out.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
The finish are Yeah, well, I know anybody who's ever
flown from Los Angeles to Vegas on a Friday.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yeah, that's the Hooker flight.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's the Hooker flight. Hey, Slots, Yeah, you see him.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Immediately afternoon flight.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
I was talking to be about this. I'm like, oh, yeah,
they have like a schedule. They go here for the
Super Bowl and then they go to the All Star Game. Like, yeah,
they just tried to about the Dayton on the five hundred.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I'm sure that Slots. Hell, yeah, it's this is their
biggest busy time in them an accountants. Yeah right, yeah,
so much work.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
I explained, why would why would you wish that on me?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Show is show And we are into another new hour
any sensitivity trading free, politically correct world. We thank you
for being here giving us all of your time this morning.
Phones are open eight seven seven food. You can send
us your texts. Send your text over to two two

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nine eight seven. My name is Whatody. That's the menace. Hi.
If people want to say Greg, I'm so in the
habit of that. Greg will be back on Monday. That's
that's the hope. Yeah, there's Ginogram. Hey, we got Sammy, Hello,
we got Sea Baths. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding

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text over to two two nine eighty seven. Bed Bath
and Beyond stores, like retail stores are coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Yeah. Nice, They're gonna be a lot smaller than what
we've been used to over the years. I guess this
company just finalized a twenty five million dollar investment deal
with them. Now they're just called Beyond.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I was gonna say it's anything but Beyond.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, that's the parent company of bed Bath and Beyond, Overstock,
zul Lily, and Bye Bye Baby hopefully, and the stores
are expected to launch nationwide beginning later on this year.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
I hope so, because they said that's what was going
on into or US and I've yet to see more
Toys r us ses.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
They're in Macy's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
I know they're in Macy's, but the stand alone stand
alone stores they said that was going to happen with
that brand. I hate seeing empty buildings, you know, like
they used to see that great, you know store that
would go to and it's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
So it's it's tough for the retail spaces. Yeah. You see,
it seems like in any place you drive by, there's
always a lot more empty spaces than there are in
the places that go in there, Like do they last?
Those are in and then out?

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
My doctor, who I held in very high regard, moved
into the mall. They asked me if I wanted a
pap smear, and I said, next to the pretzels stand.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
I thought, actually, like that's where he lived. No, yeah,
in the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I've heard that's a big thing. That's what they're doing.
A lot you half dead three quarter dead malls.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Giving those spaces away.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I've gone to malls where there's like churches inside them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I'm looking at. You know. The big thing for Super
Bowl ads is the ad meter. Okay, a lot of
people are there. You know, they do their own rankings.
You know which ones are the best ones. So this
is the USA today ad meter seems to be the one,
you know, the go to. That's that, that's the go
to for all this. And their number one super Bowl

(01:02:28):
ad is the Budweiser one with the Clydesdale pony rolling
the keg. That's Okay, this is what I talk about
when I say that's the easiest way to get to
the top of this thing. And so they've always done
the different things with the horses. I'd rather see the
horses kick in the field goal, yeah, like something like that. Yeah,

(01:02:49):
or like let's go back to the to the frogs, yeah,
or the or the I'll even take that over, like
the touchy feel.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Clydesdale pony rolling the count because it fell off the
cart and he wasn't big enough to pull the car,
but he was big enough to push this keg up
a hill.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
He's so dedicated.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Well, don't get after nine to eleven the Clydesdale Budweiser commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Okay, but that was that was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
They all go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
This seems to be like I would. I would put
this under pandering, like you're just you're pandering just to
win the award.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
But they give the people what they want apparently.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Also, I don't want any commercials with the message.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
This guy was funny. Yeah, that was That was number one.
Number two on the ad meter was the lays the
little farmer with the girls growing her own potato and
she puts the potato in the big the big truck
full of the other potatoes and they make some laze
potato chips and then the family sitting on the porch
pretending like they could taste her potato in there. The

(01:03:47):
Little Farmer was number two.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
I do want some lays.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Michaelobultra, the Ultra Hustle. This is the one with what's
his name? They were doing the pickleball, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
With Catain O'Hara and ye yes, yeah, pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
That one was number three, the Stella ad David and
Dave and that was the one that had oh.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Yeah, David Beckham and then it had Matt Damon as
his correct brother.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Oh yeah uh. And then there was a couple of
NFL ones somebody, and then Flag fifty there was one
where it was like a bunch of like chick football players.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
They were like school commercial and it was funny like
that eighties like Vibe, like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Get Her Good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
That was a great commercial.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
I liked that commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah, I guess a lot of people did because it's
a it's a top fiver and for them.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
To really be pushing the flag football for girls in
all fifty states at all the high schools is great.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I mean a lot of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
States have it already. It should be everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
And then let's see, Yeah, an NFL flag fifty is
number six. Then he had bud light at number seven.
The Big Men on the cul de Sac.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
I loved that commercial. Yeah, Oh, Manning shows.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Up and he has the cannon, the can cannon.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Yeah, but everyone starts showing up to the culd A
sacro cul de sac.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Part do you call the party post malone and Shane
Gillis right, yeah, yeah, but I saw.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
That one way too much before the Super Bowl, Like,
I couldn't even avoid that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I got to find this clip for you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
There was a no love for the Mount dew Seal.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Commercial sat so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Also, there was a Shane Gillis clip that I wanted
to play for you. I'll find it, I'll find right.
Has another to do with the Super Bowl Uber eight
Century of Cravings? Was it number eight?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
That was a good one. That was the Matthew McConaughey one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Yeah, the Helmans when Harry met Hellman's or when Sally
met Hellman's they call it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Oh yeah, Sidney Sweeney wasn't that one too?

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, she had the line, I'll have what shoes. Yeah,
that's at number nine, that Pfizer ad knockout where they
showed like the kid with cancer.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Oh that was a tough watch.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
That's at number ten. Dorrito's abduction where the guy like
the UFO hunter dude was sitting at the computer and
he had his Doritos and they were trying to take
his Dorito's with using like the yeah, like a like
the tractor beam.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Oh right, yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
That was number eleven. There's a jeep ad at number twelve.

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
Oh yeah, that was the Harrison Ford one, right, he was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
That the one. It just says errors manual. I'm not
sure that all it happens, like the name of it.
I'm trying to figure out which one is.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Which the Jeep one was Harrison Ford because at the
end of it he's like, and I love my Jeep
even though my name's Ford.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Oh that's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
There's some like other ad thing where it was uh
you know kids in college that are studying uh marketing. Yeah,
they voted number one was the women's breast cancer one number.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
See that's okay, yeah, no it's not you know, that's
not the number one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
So great about it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
They said, uh, that the like how unique it was
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
There was that instacart one where it was the kool
Aid Man, the Energizer Bunny, Mister clean Chester, Cheetah, all
the grocery mascots. They met, Isaiah Mustapha, the old spice
horse guy. Oh yeah, at this family's doorstep. To fulfill
that instacart order that ended up number thirteen, googled fourteen.
Dove had a spot called these Legs number fifteen. I'm

(01:07:11):
looking for yours menace.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Yeah, it seemed to be like on all the recap.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Medican dude kiss from a lot number twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Yeah, that's where it belongs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah, good, yeah, number number twenty four.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
It was memorable, which you know works for a commercial.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
But if you went to like all the websites the
next day about the commercials, like that was the image
that people use.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
Yeah, it was talked about for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
Another one that I thought was so weird was that
coffee made cold Foam one.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Yeah, but the tongue, the dancing tongue.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Yeah, the college kid said that was the worst. Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
You guys would have loved the breast cancer one. It's
it's like forty seconds of just bouncing boobies before they
get to the message.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
And what was all with all the flying hair this year,
like the Pringles ad like Adam Brody he blew into
the empty can and the mustaches of like all these
different people flew off, like uh, Nick Offerman and Andy
Reid and then you know, try to come to the
rescue that he was like putting out a call to
all mustaches, James Harden because.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Of the label little Pringles Mustache Go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yeah, and then uh, and then you also had Eugene
Levy's eyebrows flying off when he tried the little Caesars
crazy puffs. Nice. Uh see weather Tech commercial was at
number twenty. Was that the one with all the old ladies? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Yeah it was yeah. I like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Yeah, like the wild grannies, like living the best. That
was number was super Bowl Money. Yeah, dude, think got
like I always thought it was funny, like, oh, this
is what everybody wants for Christmas. I'm thinking they do
the weather Tech. Yeah, they want this this cell phone
holder that fits into the cup holder.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Yeah, and then uh, I know him, Hym's got super
Bowl money now. Oh look at our friends at hex Clad.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
They came up right? Uh, can we agree? The Hymns
and Hers was an awful commercial, says the five six two.
I don't remember exactly what it was me neither about
eight of the most was that one four to be
where the guy had a head that was shaped like
a cowboy hat. That just creeped me out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
It grossed me out, and then the other kids were like,
we have a wizard head.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
I hated that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
I feel like I didn't see a lot of these
commercials because every time they one a few times.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I want to go get snacks now, Samity, did you
see Glenn Powell was in a Super Bowl?

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Of course I did?

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Yeah, played or what.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
It became Goldilocks in his own version where the yeah
he took the three Ram trucks out for a spin.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
Yes, he was in the Ram truck commercial. And the
kids that were in that commercial with him. There was
a boy and girl are his niece.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
And nephew bad You should totally do I should? I mean?

Speaker 11 (01:09:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
So that Ben Affleck and the dunk Kings, Yes, number
thirty four? Wow? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
And I think on Candy's son was in that one too.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
Yeah he was gross right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:10:03):
No, I mean I okay, So I went and watched
the seven minute long commercial of it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
There was an extended yeah, and it was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah. So Ben Affleck directed that one, and our friend
Kevin Smith said, it's the first time that Ben Afflecks
ever directed him because it was him and j Muse.
They were doing a Jay and Silent Bob who were
coming up to meet the Dunkings.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
I never uh, that part.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
Was Yeah, Belichick's girlfriend was in that. Belichick and his
girlfriend's next.

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
To him, and like Gina said, John Candy's son played
the hamburger in like the fast food snara because they're
you know, battling each other.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Yeah. Uh yeah, the meta ray band thing, Oh yeah,
that was funny.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
The college kids said that the the chat GBT was
a major fail, like you didn't even understand what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Your thing is at number thirty five Liquid deaths to
number thirty six. I do want to try some, but
he told me those liquid death sodas are actually really good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Yeah, that was a strong commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Doctor Pepper version, that's the one I heard was really good.
I forget what they call it, though it's not it's
doctor something under death.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Brett said he tried it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Oh you did, did you? Were they any good? Yeah?
I tried. It was really good. Yeah, but does it
taste like doctor pepper or is it like a watery
doctor pepper? You know what it kind of reminded me
of was a diet doctor pepper? You but doctor pepper
tastes like real doctor pepper? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
True?

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Do you want to know the names of those?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Yeah, there's severed lime, Killer, Cola, Doctor Death, Cherry Obituary,
Ruth Beer, Wrath, Squeezed to Death. I'm assuming that's the
orange one, Mango chainsaw, and Gravefruit.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Yeah. Brett gave me a super life hack because I'm sorry,
who I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I cannot who is I cannot condone this Brett nonsense.

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
Gave me a life hack because I do love Liquid Death,
but it is pretty expensive, right, You will go bankrupt
if you try to like buy it regularly. Brett said,
just go to Ross and they sell it at Ross.
They like have price.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Oh yeah really yeah, if you go into like the
checkout aisle where they have like different little islands of
different things, you know, like usually there's knots cookies or
things like that, or you know, funkal pops there will
be liquid death there for a twelve pack is maybe
ten bucks. Oh really, yeah, it's really cheap and good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
They have that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
They have a Sentia water things that you will spend
a lot for other stores.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Is right there. Because I looked. I looked at the
convenience store for the new liquid depths and they couldn't
find it. They had a couple of the regular ones
you usually see the different flavors at all. They have
it down the street and a Target. Oh the other
one that I just didn't like it, And you would
think that I would love it because we like, you know,
potty humor. Right, that angel Soft commercial where it's the

(01:12:55):
angel Soft mascot going it's time to go potty. Go ahead,
you can go. This is the perfect time to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Boy, it was very like Cocoa Meloon.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
We called it a pototunity opportunity to go potty.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
It's supposed to be like a like a little kids show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Yeah, yeah, I don't as much as I love toilet humor. Yeah.
The Totino's Pizza rolls commercial just got a shout out
on the text. I said that was a good one.
That was at number forty two. Uh oh, speaking of
SODA's that I tried that are gross, poppy suck.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, and I love.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Sodas and that's for you. Yeah, they're not good. Let's see,
I'm looking all the way down, like we're down to number.
That open AI chat GPT one was number fifty three.
Oh yeah, we're talking about the T mobile thing because
they have the starlink stuff now, but I mean that's
not gonna be like a super entertaining commercial with Yeah.
And then the worst one, The worst one was Kanye's you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Know yeah in the dentist's office.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
I don't know. I think it's in the running with
that tongue one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Yeah, those are yeah, because yeah, well the one, the
one right above it was to be the Z Swing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
I could imagine being in that meeting and like that's
the pitch and people signed off on it, like all right,
that's gonna be cool, and then you just get yeah, destroyed.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
What happened to that rocket mortgage one? People are still
talking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Yeah, it was in there, but it's like in the forties.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah. Uh. Someone said I tried the liquid death cola
yesterday one sip, and I decided that I'm donating it
to my work kitchen. So gross. Oh good to know
they do have a ross. It's about a dollar a camp.
Oh wow, yeah, you're looking out. I'll get to take
a break. Eight seven, seven forty four. What he is
the phone number? Send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven, will be right back. More of

(01:14:44):
the WITI show, What's Wrongs? It will be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
I'm listening to the non threatening music this semester.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Showman, I gotta be fun, fun with it, NOI show.
You know, I was thinking about reaching out to Greg,
and just as I thought about reaching out to Greg
to see what kind of update I could give to you,
I mean, we've been keeping in constant contact with him. Yeah,
but I don't know how much that he really wants
to share and stuff like that. But you know, Greg

(01:15:14):
is out and people are like, well, I just tuned
in where is Greg today? And other people is he okay?
He's physically okay. You know, he's dealing with his brother
who's an end of life care right now. I ken't
paliative palliat Thank you. Palliative. It's a new word to me.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
It was a new word to me until the hospital
had to tell me it's it's hospice.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Yeah. Really, And so his brother, who was in the
accident earlier last year, recovered from that, but then had
some other complications, and then he ended up in the
hospital last week and then took a turn for the worst,
organ shutting down. This is all stuff that Greg shared
before he left, and then he went to go be
with his family because they were told like this is

(01:15:59):
this is it, and so that's that's where he is.
Greg is with his mom and dad. Greg's family is
very small. I think it's him, his brother, his mom,
and dad, and maybe one because I thought there was
maybe like a cousin or something like oh yeah, yeah,
not including Mario sid. I'm saying like from Greg's side

(01:16:20):
of the family. I mean, his his family is so small,
and his parents are both still still with us, but
his brother took a turn for the worst, and so
he's been up there with his family. So I was
going to reach out and see but it turns out
that you know, Greg had made a post of his own,
so I will just share that with you if you
have not seen it yet. It says thank you for

(01:16:41):
all the kind words. It's too much to process and
explain at the moment more later. It's been beyond belief,
so many things to feel and so little words to
describe the hell that the past few days have been.
But for now, thank you for the kindness. I've read
it all and I appreciate you so very much. That's
that's from Greg. We we reposted it on our Instagram.

(01:17:05):
That looks like you posted on Facebook, right, yeah he did.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
And then I reposted at the show on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Is that the Woody Show fan page?

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Yes, okay, because somebody said some kind words and he responded.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Kind words on online. Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Yeah, I never Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
It's rare.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
That's the thing, you know, And when when you haven't
done this for a long time, even Gina's been doing
this for a long time, Samy's been doing We've all
been doing this for a long time. Yes, some people
just aren't cut out for the stuff that the people post.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Yeah, people are dicks, and that's yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Don't care if you were listening. And this is the thing.
I get this every once in a while because someone's,
oh my god, did you see what got posted? Whatever
the place is, you know, different places, it's everywhere, and
I think the bigger show or you know, person whatever becomes.
The more of that kind of stuff that you get,
you just do. Yeah, you're you're a lightning rod for it. Yeah,

(01:17:59):
and so I any many many years ago, I just
decided that I'm not worried about any of that stuff.
We're coming in here. I don't even look. I don't
see it other than like the Crossroads emails and things
like that. What's uh, what's the what's what's the one
that we get asked about all the time? Now menace? Uh,
did you see it's what? It's not the it's not
the Facebook. It's so Yes, I don't care at all

(01:18:23):
what anybody on Reddit says about anything or no offense
to the Woody Show Facebook page. It's great if you're
participating and you like the show. Otherwise, like we've said
with the Crossroads a million times, you're free to go.
We're the only ones who are supposed to be here.
But I'm just saying just in general, with the amount
of support that we have, you know that we've always

(01:18:43):
gotten from from the listeners, and especially when there's something
like this that's going on, Yeah with one of us personally,
and there have been a number of things over the years.
The people who are all in with the show are
so great and it really does mean a lot. Uh
you know those things mean a lot. Yeah, you know
the people who bitch just a bitch, and you know

(01:19:05):
they complained about how we used to do this or
don't care then just you know, you can't you can't
focus on those people. And that's the biggest thing you
got to learn when we do a job like this,
and the rest will take care of itself. But what
I can tell you is that the amount of support
of the show gets from the people who really love
and listen to the show has been awesome. It's really
something I am and I know everybody else has said

(01:19:27):
the same thing. You know, things feel really good, Like
we're having so much fun. The shows have been a
lot of fun. The vibe in the room has been
so much fun, a lot of laughing, a lot of
laughing on inappropriate stuff that man, we couldn't even air
if we wanted to know. But yeah, so anyway, like
that's the important stuff. And when the people like sending

(01:19:49):
very nice things or you know, we see the ratings,
which have been fantastic, by the way, Like we came
back from the holiday break and typically after the holidays,
as everybody's getting back in the swing of things, it
takes a minute for things to pick back up and
for to hit like a like a good a good
groove again, even from like a rating standpoint, not that
they're ever terrible, we've gotten past the point of that,

(01:20:11):
but I mean they have been phenomenal, Like their ratings
have been phenomenal. The show feels better than ever from
our standpoint. Whether you feel that way or not, I'm
really not sure. But we just thank everybody because, like again,
you guys are always there for us. We try to
be here, to be able to be fun and trust me,
there's a lot of things like the butt plug giveaway

(01:20:33):
that's just stuff because we think it's funny. And I
know some people get upset about things every once in
a while, which is why we always say insensitivity training.
Like nobody around here is trying to keep things too serious.
But when those things happen, we just just know that,
you know, the supporters, the people who love us, the
critics or whatever you know, don't care, don't. Yeah, we

(01:20:54):
never have and we don't start. So Yeah, it's it's
a skill. It is a skill. It's a thing that
you have to learn over to.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
It takes a while because we always get you know,
a younger group of people in radio that you know,
work with us, and they get obsessed with the like
did you see this? And they always show it to you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
You know that person is we keep trying to tell
Morgan girl. But you guys are totally right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
You know, it's a learning process that you got to, yeah,
realize that those opinions don't hold any weight.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
And before you it was Randy, and before you it
was you know. It's always like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
People that are yeah, that are new to till we've
all been there. We're just far away from it now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Yeah, you get I'm trying to think about t K.
It's somebody Christina who lived in wherever she lived for
a while, Tyler Tyler, Eric.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
Yeah. You just after a while you're like, oh, it
actually really doesn't affect anything.

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
You're good, we're your were your people know the sport
not y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Are the ones not faceless?

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Yeah, not the ones not the Morgan's a work in progress.
A lot of these things and the rest of us.
You know, look, we're just here and you know, we
kind of figured a lot of times like, we know
you know you guys well enough, and we've been around
doing this long enough. We know what you guys like,
and we know what you know. Uh, you guys might
be into it. Not that we always hit a home run,
we don't. A lot of stuff ends up like not

(01:22:14):
going the way that we anticipated or whatever. But just
know it's all coming from a place where you know,
excuse me, we're just trying to come in and have
we want we wanted to come across. Uh that we're
having as much fun on the like to you that
you're having as much fun as we're having in here,
even when the microphones are off.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
That's right. So the other layers, friends and family that
in social.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Media, oh my god, God.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
Please about it. I don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
My dad has been commenting on them. What do you
show YouTube page?

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
Lee would not end well to get kicked in the nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Show some very nice comments. By the way, Greg's obsessed
with looking at the comments on our Instagram as well. Yes, yeah,
so I know he you know, was mentioning I saw
stuff on Facebook. But I know he keeps up with
the Woody Show Instagram a lot. Yeah, he does. So
if you want to leave a comment there. That's that's
cool at the Woody Show. My condolence is Woody family.

(01:23:20):
Please give Greg a big hug from all of us
listening who can't be there for him in these tough times.
Thank you very nice. Seven one four. This one says
nine to one six. I genuinely feel like you are
some of my closest friends, and I promise that it's
not as sad as it sounds. I have some amazing
real life friends, but I feel like I know each
one of you in the same way as if you
were real life for me. I think I could hang

(01:23:41):
out with all of you and generally have a good time.
Sea Bass is fringe with that sentiment because he'd probably
be awkward, but I would enjoy his presence anyway. You
love to you all, love to Greg especially. That is
from Ali. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
Ali.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Four sixty nine says, you guys do an amazing job
every day. Thank you for all the smiles and laughs
you give Big Listener Monday through Friday, all day, Love
you guys. That's Chris from Dallas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
So nice and that's all right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
I love about that is when we do events and
we see people in real life in person. It's never
really awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Now, No, except for the people who are too afraid
to come up and say hi. Yeah, that's because of
the part you see somebody out of the corner of
your eye who's just kind of lurking.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah, but do you ever go up to them?

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Yeah, of course I do too.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
And one time I assumed somebody was there to see
me on the show that I was on. I went
up to him. He had no idea what I was
and asked me to step away.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah, but I won't stop.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
I won't stop doing it, so I don't want anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
I feel loved out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Well, no, what's frustrating. Sometimes you know, you will You'll
see comments online, somebody will send you a tweet or
Instagram posts or something like that, and oh, I saw you,
you know, at the mall, obviously probably for me, and
they didn't like, come say hi.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Just come say hi. It's fine. The worst is when
this would happen. Every once in a while, I'd be
out to dinner with you know, my wife or kids somewhere,
and nobody comes and says hi during that dinner. But
then I get home and there was like there were
two things on Twitter said, Oh, just saw Woody at whatever,
but he was with his wife and kids. So it's
worse thinking that you were like maybe the table up
and didn't say anything and it was just kind of

(01:25:16):
like a like a ghost. Yeah, it'd be better if
you just came over and said hi. We would love it.
Just please say hi. We just you know, any opportunity.
That's why we do a lot of stuff. We would
get out there and just an opportunity to come over
and say hi, shake hands, thank you for listening.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
I think the absolute worst one was when I was
eating at a restaurant and they took a bitcher and
they're like, I wanted to say hi, but.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Which is always a good look. Somebody, Thank you guys
again more more love and appreciation for you and on
behalf of Greg. I know it means a lot to him.
He's the most emotional little bitch we have around here.
So yeah, and I say that with the most love possible.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Whining.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Right, all right, more shows coming up here? What did
you dude?

Speaker 9 (01:26:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
The Woody show Man, The Woody Show, Hi, welcome back everybody?
What is today Tuesday? Yep, neat neato, It's February the eleventh,
twenty twenty five days Armed Forces Day. Shots everybody in

(01:26:23):
the Armed Forces. Of course, it's also don't cry over
spilled Milk Day. Don't Like My question is who is
the person that cried over spilled milk? That that became
a phrase that is everything question like huge you know, yeah,
because if you if you always look into the origin
of like yeah, like cut to the chase, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Yeah, that was in movies and cut to the quick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Yeah, but in the day, milk was so huge, you know,
you have the milk band and everything. Right then it
was I guess a big deal when it got spilled.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Yeah, there had been there had been a specific story though, right, yeah.
But anyway, like cut to the chase was a term
for movies because there would be like something going on
too long, and cut to the chase scene, the chase part,
the exciting parts. Cut to the chase and that's where
that came from.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Or it'll end up on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Oh right, see, there you go, Bort. Today is Extraterrestrial
Culture Day. Nice. What would be extraterrestrial culture? Like, what
do you think they mean by that?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I would say researching different alien life forms that could
be out there looking for UFO into theater?

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Are they into arts?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Arts?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
If you're cure, if you're an alien, like, what what
kind of stuff is in your culture?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
Can I tell you what I automatically thought of is
ancient aliens that's always on Discovery to be good somehow,
that's always programmed into my hotel TV because that's the
only time I see it when I turn it on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
All right, do you still have your alien parking only
sign that you bought? Yeah, it's in storage somewhere. Okay,
since I moved certain things couldn't make it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I do still have like my little alien statues and
have some alien artwork because even he.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Made a trip out to Area fifty one and that
was one of the things he bought. Oh yeah, shops. Yeah.
Today is National Guitar Day. It's also National Inventor's Day.
On Bay It's National Make a Friend Day. Also, well,
yesterday was a coffee day.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Oh no, yesterday was poop Day. Yes, the Starbucks did
the poop day right. Well. Today is National Latte Day.
It is National van Day. Shout out to everybody who
lives in the van down by the river. Yeah, and
today is also World Day of the Stick of to
tell my dog about that?

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
What just the actual sticks? Is World Day of the
Stick Stick?

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Not the band, big fan actual stick?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Hey man, dogs love sticks? Yeah, yeah, they get very excited.
Birthday's porn of Birthday Coming up a little bit in
the world of entertainment, Kanye's new album we've been saying
must be really good because he is going for broke
on the controversial stuff you know everybody's talking about, you know,
the super Bowl weekend how he went off on Jews again,
this time a bunch of garbage tweets, including a I

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love Hitler, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
A nazis worse than ever.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
He also admitted that he's racist. He said that stereotypes
exists for a reason. Well he's right there, Yeah, okay
people people can say that stereotypes are bs and that
is not true. It's much like cut to the Chase
or cry over spilled milk. They started somewhere. It doesn't
mean they go for everybody of whatever it's about it.
But let's admit stereotypes exists for a reason, So he's

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not wrong about that.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
I don't know why he doesn't get called out for
like bringing more anti semini Semitism to the mainstream with
the younger people. Like when he started, I think, well,
I don't know. I think he should be like hit
pretty hard with that even more.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Because so he says that it doesn't exist. He said,
anti Semitism is just something that Chew's made up.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
No, it's some proud that you talk about that gets
people even more riled up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
That's the perfect example of anti semas.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
As he's being anti Semitic. He says Jewish people hate
black people. Is that true?

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Is the first I'm hearing of it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
All right, Jewish people hate black people and they steal.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Oh so all the stuff I've taken out of your
drawers and off your desk.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
I was wondering who was doing it?

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Must have been me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Now, Kanye's wife did post a tweet of her own.
She sounds concerned. She said, quote, Lord, I lift up
my husband to you with love and concern, Soften his heart,
guide his words, and fill him with wisdom and kindness,
protect him from trouble, and lead him toward understanding and
respect for all people.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
And also please bring me some actual clothes that cover
my body.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Yeah, well, she did have something. I wonder if that
would have counted. Like, get a strip club where you
can't be naked, something's covering something technically, Okay, where I
lived at one point, the strip clubs had a deal
where the like the strippers could literally you have a
thing of saran wrap around them, and that counted as
a cover. H. Well then in that case, absolutely, Yeah,

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that's that's why I'm asking.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
No, that's a decent question because like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Technically something was covering. Now you could see through it,
but they did have something over and so she was
wearing that loophole, right, she was wearing that full body suit.

Speaker 8 (01:31:19):
And my favorite thing actually about that dress that she wore.
If you notice in some of the pictures and video,
she's like she'll be pulling it down.

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
I'm like, what up? Like, what are we doing to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:31:30):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Sound like a couple of haters to me, I guess. Meanwhile,
Kanye's super Bowl commercial has been greater the worst super
Bowl ad this year. Now that's saying something.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Because there was a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Ninety eight percent in my opinion, were terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
Yeah, you reminded me that horrible flesh cowboy hat.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Yeah, nightmare it was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
That's the most disturbing commercial.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
Well, here's the thing with the Kanye commercial. This is
not the first time he did it. He did it
last year. Yeah, but this one was absolutely atrocious.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
So he's an addentive if he missed it. He's sitting
in a dentist chair with blinged out teeth. He's making
no sense. Here's a little clip, So what's up, guys.
I spent like all the money credit commercial on these
new teeth, so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Once again I had to shoot it on the iPhone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Okay, Now, the super Bowl commercials, as we mentioned, eight
million dollars for thirty seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Yes, right now, I do have to give credit where
credit is due. If you're gonna sink eight million dollars
into just being in a dentist chair and babbling, that's
pretty funny. Yeah, I mean, talk about talk about fu money.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Dog Man kept the top spot the box office, so
that's the number one movie in America. Heartberry Eyes opened
in second place. That's about a masked killer with a
mask in the shape of a heart.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
You guys, Oh, you don't say.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Who travels from city to city finding a couple to kill.
On February fourteenth, Oh babe, Love Hurts is in third place.
Mufasa the Lion King number four and Companion rounds out
the top five movies right now. The first episode of
Saturday Night Live will air this Saturday at eleven PM,
So the very first one that ever airs. Oh that's cool.

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So it's a replay of the very first episode. This
is in honor of the show's fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
So I heard about this, except for you can just
go to Peacock right now and watch it on the app.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
So I don't want to get.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Your experience, Yeah, god, I want it with the commercials
available currently.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
It's hosted by George Carlin, featured in appearance from Andy Kaufman,
a sketch from Jim Henson Nice. The SNL cast at
that time included Dan Ackroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin,
Garrett Morris, and Gilda Radner. Yep, so you can watch
that on Saturday. The Bachelorette is going to be skipping
its summer season, you guys who no word on why.

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But my question was, I think even though they're not
doing it, I think we do Woodies show Golden Bachelorette. Yeah,
well we just because they're right, just because or just
do Woody Show Bachelorette. It just depends do we want
to get the young crazy people or just the old
webcam girls.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
When I think summer, I think young people.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Yeah, the old people were pretty disturbed.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
And I'll say this, what I thought you were going
to say, what are the lazy morning shows that just
love talking about this stuff for no reason?

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
We are lazy?

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Okay, out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
No, we're not lazy.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
You're producing your own content.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Yeah, but just in general, right, like you know so
other shows, you know, yeah, they love to talk for
a whole hour about what happened on the previous night's episode.
And at one point I thought there was maybe an
FCC thing that we missed saying it everybody just for me.
I mean, even like shows had no business talking about it.
We're going to these full blown recaps. It was crazy.
Speaking of Whoores eight OnlyFans creators have teamed up to

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rund a mansion in Miami, and apparently they're doing so
well they've had to hire extra security guards just to
keep the creeps away.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Yes, I saw this.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
So the place is eight and ninety square feet's got
six bedrooms, five bathrooms, got a pool, a rooftop sun deck,
direct access to the water, so a space to park
a yacht or a jet ski. And it's known as
the bop house, which I just found out what bop is.
Do you know what it stands for?

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
Well, it could be music or no bopper like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Because I was talking to my son, because I was like,
they were talking about different people this way. A bop
is the new name for slut. It's a blown out
p word, really yeah, and that's how the kids are
using it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
There's bops in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Of course. Now it doesn't mean I mean because whatever
you were doing, like it depends on the stage. I
remember there was this one there's this one girl. In
my day, we call them bopper, we called you know,
they were sluts. But there was this one girl who
would just basically let anybody feel her up, Oh good
for her, or put your hand down.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Her pants were great at home.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Yeah, Now she wasn't giving it up, giving it up,
yeah you know what I mean, Like, she wasn't like
actually having intercourse to anybody. As we got older, then
it became more and more stuff mouth parties, full on stuff.
But yeah, so bop is apparently I learned that from
my high school son.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Well, there's that GE's Geasy song.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
She's a bopper Like, Okay, I don't know that song,
but okay, I'll trust you. But the Bop house and
the one I'm talking about seems to fit more for
these only fans things.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Yeah, but you think you wouldn't want to advertise that way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
I mean, look what they're doing. It's true now they're
paying seventy five thousand dollars a month for this place,
but they claimed they made twelve point four million in
their first month at the house and close to fifteen
million last month alone. Yet your paper, So seventy five
thousand dollars no good, big deal. And finally, the eighteenth

(01:36:58):
season of Naked and Afraid, it's going to feature the
show's first w double amputee. Oh no. Her name is Mandy.
She lost her legs a decade ago in a quote
devastating and tragic, tragic accident. I'm not sure exactly what
happened yet, but in the preview for the show, she says,
ten years ago my life was changed forever. I have
died three times and came back from that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
My god but how do you traverse the ground on
your No, you're naked, you're afraid, you're legless.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Yeah, you're leaving a snail trail behind right right.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Sticks and bugs everywhere. It was like a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Maybe she's got herself propped up, like on a skateboard
or a rollerska. That would be good, some of those
like big beach wheels. She can make it across terrain.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, then it's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Yeah. Otherwise that's actually a really good question. Yeah, I'm
not sure how that would work. All right, it's time
for your birthday. It's in your porno birthday show.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
It's shimmer.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
We're gonna sit bea and you know we don't do what.
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Mike
Schnoda from Lincoln Park, who is forty eight years old today.
Jennifer Aniston is fifty six. You got Taylor Latner Jacob
in the Twilight movies, who's thirty three. Cheryl Crowe is
sixty three. Natalie Dormer from Game the Thrones and also

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the Hunger Games movies, he's forty three. Matthew Lawrence, he
was in Boy Meets World and in Shirley Burke they
were married for a minute. He was also Robin Williams
and Sally Field's son and missus Doubtfire.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Yeah, yeah, he's Laurence Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
He's forty five. Brandy is forty six. Khalid is forty
I'm sorry, twenty seven. He's the R and B Sayer.
Not to be collused with DJ Khaled. Yeah, definitely, Khalid
Aubrey O'Day used to being dainty. Kane is forty one.
Isaiah Mustafa, the stud of those old spice commercials, he's
fifty one. Love that guy. Damian Lewis Bobby Axelrod on Billions.

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If you watch that, that's a good show. He's fifty four.
And Tina Louise Ginger on Gilligan's Island. Tina Louise is
ninety one years old today. Think how many people knocked
one out to on Gilligan's Island back of the day
your grandpa, Oh, I bet he filled many a sock.

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Today's porn Onlverde is Paris white and she has handled
more nuts than a peanut butter factory. One and fifty
four fine films, including two Girls, One Daddy. She was
in giving My Stepsister The Finger Volume one. She was
also the star of Put Your Finger In and Then
Lick It as well as Foot Fetish Princess Palace Sammy,

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the Holiday Class at Christmas Time with Paris and her
candy Cane toy okay, and who can forget her Unforgetable
role in Paris White is a cute gymnast that gets
an internal exam from her doc.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
Sounds like a real documentary.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Yeah, a lot of insight on that here. That is
Paris White, who is thirty three years old. Today, I
met your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Tuesday Morning Look, Oh, what's happening around the
world of entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
I don't care about your feelings, all right, We are
wrapping up and getting the hell out of here Tuesday podcast,
full show podcast and the abbreviated Highlight fifteen to thirty
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com or find it wherever you prefer to get your podcasts.
We try to be everywhere that you are on the podcast. Today,

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of course, got caught up on all the trending news headlines.
Menace learned a new word today. Good Menace. Word of
the day is now up to two hundred and one
words in his vocabulary. The entertainment stuff, Birthday's, porn of Birthday,
all that more. It's all on the Tuesday podcast. Find
up by going to the Woody Show dot com. Coming
up for you tomorrow. Some first impressions. Menace was back

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out there with a couple more photos asking people to
give some first impressions and who was it this time?
Some people didn't get to last time.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
Yeah, we didn't get to Sammy, we didn't get to Morgan,
we didn't get the Vaughn. Okay, see what this will
be good?

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
All right? So some first impressions while Menace was out
there over the weekend doing the other stuff. So we'll
have that Anthony you got for us between now and then.
You can leave on the after hours voicemail at numbers
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Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:41:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Well, since Greg is not here, no parting words of
wisdom today, So I'll say thank you for giving the
Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning. You
know we all would appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back
here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.