FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 14th 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is February fourteenth, Babe, It's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Valentine?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Will you guys be my Valentine? Absolutely a babe. That's
so nice.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
That makes me so almost.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
As excited as the fact that today is Friday. Yes,
and another weekend is before. It's a three day weekend
for a lot of people. All right, President's Day is
on Monday. Just in case you forgot, thank you for
being here on Boodie. That is Menace. Hi, there's Gina

(01:22):
grad already rocking out. Sea Bass is here, we got
Sammy bort is here, Morgan's here, vaugh is here. Welcome
to you. It is Friday. It is the Woody Show.
All right. So here's what's on tap for you today.
We got the Friday Failed Stories. Let's see what else

(01:42):
are we gonna do today? The d uy Q of course,
our dumb ass contest, some Friday Dad jokes. I know
that Menace is very excited. Sea Bass is equally excited.
But hey, you know, well, Morgan doesn't like it because
she's got to answer all the phone calls it, yes,
to deal with the TDM and B. That's the that's
the high volume part of her her a week, you know, yeah,

(02:02):
when those star rolling it. So we got that today. Yeah,
but today is Valentine's Day. Yeah, so we have a
couple of things for you there. But on the sexy
stuff that you were selling for the auction, you mentioned
this on yesterday's show Sea Bass. You had the big
rubber fist our toy collection, which is a big rubber fist,
a pink ball tail for a unicorn maybe, uh huh

(02:23):
uh huh yeah, some anal beads, and then then those
Star Wars pool toys that it looks suspiciously like still
those yeah, they totally do. And we had a winning
bid of like three hundred and some bucks. Was surprising
and all that money was gonna be uh, I would
just say generously donated to fire relief to the fire.
He recoups expenses naturally, right and then anyway, so the
the top bid the person never ponied up, which don't

(02:47):
always thought like if you went on eBay and you
made the bid that you had to put like your
PayPal or your credit card in there so that if
you won, it would just it still doesn't make you
pay though. Yeah, it's weird. There's like certain buy it
now options and things. Yeah, and then nature and then
you know, I said, we'll want you just go with
the next person on the list. So if you are
looking for a last minute Valentine's Day gift, uh, Sea Mass,

(03:09):
I think you can really hook somebody up here, because
somebody had texted in saying, if you go to your
cellar account on the eBay desktop, there's an option for
second chance offer that will offer the listing to whatever
the amount the losing bidder had bit up to.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
And I think you have to do that beforehand though,
because I went into the listing and there's no option
to do that. Now if you just relist it, well
I could. I could do that if you guys want
me to. Yeah, why don't you work on that.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Let's uh, let's let's get well because it's Valentine's Day,
like a last minute idea. We only have you know
the Woody show butt plugs today this is the last
day for that, so you got it. You got a
chance to win our last couple wood you show butt
plugs today. Yeah, and if you miss out on that
and then maybe you can go on the eBay auction
and you can win yourself a nice big rubber fist.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah and seex fist. A lot of the people who
one stuff have asked us to sign it. We'll sign
the fist.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, of course you might rub goes exactly right. Then
you get an inside crap. That's how people go, oh, well,
you sign my arm or sign. Chicks are like, oh
can you like you know, old fans of Motley Creue,
can you sign my bube? Yeah, but you're never.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Going to wash your cands against to sign it first though.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh okay, ye sign thank you anyway. So Sea Bass
will work on getting that set up and we'll announce
when that goes live on UH online. We'll put the
link in everything too. Last minute look, we're taking care
of you guys. Last minute Valentine's Day ideas The Woody
Show and we are into another new hour insensitivity training

(04:37):
for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's
February the fourteenth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show.
My name is Woody. That is Menace.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
We have Gina grad Sea basketboarding to you, sir, that's
the best. What's that you? Yes, you're saying you're the best,
the best.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Mousa.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh got there, there's Sammy. Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Would he you can hit us
up with a text over to to nine eight seven.
And I just wanted to update everybody on Greg's situation.
His brother did pass away last night, so you know,

(05:18):
Greg sent us a text message yesterday, well last evening,
and to tell us that he had finally passed away
and that he and his mom and dad were both
there with him when it happened. So that part's good.
But you know, Greg, like I said, just been having
a rough time because the process of dying can really suck.

(05:39):
It's not like all of a suddenly, That's why they say,
man just goes suddenly or go in your sleep or
you know, but like your body wants to live, survive, right,
so your body will be fighting to survive. So even
though you're not on you know, they've stopped treatment or
medication or whatever, it is, like your body just doesn't
want to quit, right, you know. And then but when

(06:01):
everything's shutting down and things are happening. It can be,
and like some of the stuff that Greg has explained,
it just sounds awful.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
So again, just it's just our our love of Greg
and uh, you know, trying to be there for him.
And you know, I and I told him, I said,
I you know, not thank God, but I'm I'm glad
it's over. Yeah, you know, because this whole week he's
been going through, Yeah, just brutal, brutal things and witnessing

(06:28):
you know, somebody that he loves despite their complicated relationship. Yeah,
at an end of life scenario, and you know, so
our hearts go out to Greg. I know he can't
wait to get back. Yeah, he said, he just wants
some kind of normalcy. He wants to come in here
and you know, uh nip rip and slip with us
and yeah, you know, just just have fun. And he's

(06:50):
got it, you know. But if that couldn't happen until
yeah this chapter, Yeah, right exactly. So just wanted to
give you guys an update. There's no uh, there's no
easy segue out of that. So what we'll do is
we'll take the break, we'll come back. We got the
Friday Fail stories, we got the Duyq coming up for
you this hour, so I'll give you a chance to
win some stuff. But I just want to update everybody,

(07:12):
and Greg does appreciate all the kind words and just
wanted wanted me to pass that along too to everybody.
He sees all the messages that you guys have been
leaving on his post that he had made earlier in
the week.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
What's seventy three minus four sixty? Yeah, yeah, it's hot
all right?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Remember right along here on a Friday morning, We've got
the Friday Failed Stories ready to go, and then we'll
do the Duyq. I realized you were out of whack
this morning, but I again sharing the news about Greg's brother.
I didn't want to be like, oh, well, bad news everybody,
Greg's brother died, and then hey, it's time for the

(07:55):
Friday Fail stories. So yeah, and a lot of people
on the text. Is there anything that we can do
for Greg? No? Greg doesn't need anything other than just
give Sea Bass be nice when he comes back, always
like give him a couple of days. Although Sea Bass
just announced. Do you want to tell everybody on the
on the show take a ton of witnesses? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh yeah, so you want to recall that for Christmas
last year, I gave I gave one just one certificate
for a free cyber truck ride to the show.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
As a whole. Yeah, it was up to us to
figure out got together.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
And I know you guys gonna disappoint a lot of
people in this room, but I'm giving it to Greg.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
He goes. He may call it a pity ride.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Kay's you know, it's want to make him feel better.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
That'll help.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
But be nice to when he comes back, like I
don't know, give him like two days before you go
back to, you know, being full blown sea baths. Someone
scheduled something that I called so yeah, all right, well
it is time for your Friday fail stories. Got some
good ones here for you this week, all right, but

(09:39):
it's jumping, boys and girls.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
It is time for your Frinday fail story.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's gonna be a nicec bass snowball.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'll you'll talk about.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
The perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong.
But then it became one big stink in Mega Uber Ultra.

(10:11):
Not bad for a three piece because the only people
participating in myself, Gina and Menace.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yes h were did you we got aligned it?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I wasn't Honestly, I wasn't sure how that was going
to go. That was not bad. You know, we stuck
all right. First one, this is from Virginia. This guy
he was pissed that his neighbors had double parked on
the street, so he went to their door, saw there
was a bunch of random people in the house and
decided to call the cops. But ask me, why why

(10:40):
was it over the double parking? No, it sure wasn't,
he assumed, and reported that there was a human trafficking
operation happening. I assume. Yeah, so the cops swarm in,
and what do you know? It wasn't human trafficking. It
was a Bible study group. Oh wow, yeah sales.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
By the way, double park darks has been on my
radar for quite so and I was thinking to I
carry around eggs, which is possible to get nowadays.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We're just like paintballs. I'm still you know, I'm still
workshopping it paintballs.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Well, because the idea, the idea being that the double
parkers who are dicks, is to like, what do I
do to their like rear windshield or whatever?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
But wouldn't but then that could actually get you in
legit trouble, right, because that actually caused legit damage or
wash off. What are you talking about vandalism? But it's
not vandalism because it washes off paintballs if you never
played paintball, but it'll dent the car you never play. Yeah,
I got hit.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
I've got hit in the neck with a paintball. Talking
about like the window.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Rear window. Ship.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Also, I think there's an area where like, okay, you
know I was double parked and this guy bainball by window, like.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Like okay, so get out of the way. Looked. I'm
not against it. I'm just trying to We talked about
like you can't even put a cart behind somebody's car,
and that's considered to be uh was it the possibly
false imprisonment? False imprison That's what I had. I had
an assistant attorneys say that to me. Yes, dumbest, trying
to scare me. I get it. But because that's not

(12:04):
keeping you from you really wanted to leave it, you
could still you could still leave right. This one is
from Pennsylvania where this woman ordered Instacart without telling her
husband and when he saw the delivery guy outside, he
shot him. Excuse me. According to the police, report. The
instacart driver arrived, the wife, who again is the person
who made the order in the first place, saw an

(12:25):
alert from their home security system that there was some
movement detected near the garage. She thought someone was trying
to break into a trailer that they have parked out
there justice and that's when her husband grabbed a gun,
went outside, no verbal confrontation, no nothing, and shoots the
instacart driver. The bullet got him in the leg. Managed

(12:47):
to get back to his car, where his wife and
kid were waiting for him. The high tails it out
of there, called for help. He's rushed to the hospital,
had to have surgery on account of the new hole
in his body. Last I saw, he was in stable condition.
He's recovering. The husband arrest had taken to fail jail.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
That's insane.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Say.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
The reason I say it is what he just a genius.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Because we had a story where a guy was kind
of looking through a window on and he was on
like somebody's driveway and what he's and.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
She he said, oh, just shoot the guy. Oh no, no,
it was it was the woman right or the woman
whoever did it was a woman in her She was
in her bedroom and this guy was outside of her
bedroom window. He said, shoot, yeah, he's got to go,
and she shot through the wall because he might be
at the wrong house.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Who cares you first, Yeah, he went to the wrong house.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
But what he was looking in the window? Yeah, well
then he to see if maybe this is that the
right place.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Because like, why isn't anybody answering this?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
It seemed very obvious this guy was like creeping and
like looking looking in the window into her bedroom. That's
the that's the narrative he's making it. How many times
do you guys just walk up to somebody's house and
like looking in the window.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Well, if I go to a house that somebody's expecting
me and no one's answering the.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Door, that's going on in the backyard, what's going on
is happening the trailer. This is not a person that
she knew. Like if I go to my friend's house
and I'm like, oh, they're expecting me and I knocked
on the door, I might go around the side. Of
course she didn't him. She doesn't know the exactly, Yeah,
but he doesn't know that.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
She doesn't just describe.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
The situation that the guy did.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, But like my point is if you go up
to someone's house and you don't know them, they're not
expecting you, and then you don't answer the front door.
Why would you go around and start creating a window
at your friend's house. They'd be like, oh, hey, we're
all having a party at my friend's house. Here's the address.
We're all well, you know you've put gun. Oh and
you got the wrong house. It happens literally every day.
Shoot first, asked questions later, what he just you know what?

(14:28):
I'd rather err on that side. Yes, I get it.
That's fine. I will not all on it. You're right, dude,
I didn't know my wife. I ordered dor dash, I
shot the guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
In a related story, this dude in Sea Bass's home
state of Tennessee. He's going to court charged with attempted
second degree murder after he shot a Domino's delivery driver.
What is going on? Who shut up at his address?
By mistake? But you got pizza?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Now?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
If the guy, if the guy outside the Chicks window
had a pizza, the bulletproof pizza. Yeah no, if you
had a pizza, then I mean, why are you going
to shoot a guy with a pizza?

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:02):
Look, I'm always down to shoot somebody.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
But yeah, me too.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
But if there's not anything threatening happening, you have to
assess she's not in.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Your bedroom going through your jewelry.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
I know, I know, Sammy was down to shoot anybody.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Your hand.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
If you've ever answered your door with a gun with.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
The gun you have, yeah, yeah, I did when I
when I had that, when I owned that house for
a short time in the get to.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah, when I lived in a very sketchy neighborhood alone
many years ago. And uh did not like that somebody
was pounded on my door and woke me up in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Absolutely, Ok, yeah that makes sense. In the door middle
of the night is different than oh my pizza.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yeah, I mean did they get to eat the pizza.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't condone shooting the pizza guy, But the point
is very it's very easy to make that mistake. And
yes shouldn't be the sentence. But wait, wait a minute.
Just some random guy out there, just he's looking through
what he's He doesn't have an oven bag, he doesn't
have like one of those dominoes like logo tents on

(16:09):
the top of the car.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
This, I'll tell you what I'll do I'll tell him
to leave, and if he doesn't leave, then he's getting shot.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
See, but I'm not gonna shoot. That's a good compromise. Yeah,
you get one, you get one warning, and then I'm
shooting through the wall. If you happen to.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Catch a bullet after it goes to the wall, it's
not an automatic shooting at the wall. All right.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Uh, this is the final story of film, because if
we got to do d u i Q don't want
to run out of time, all right. Selling Doorstouy cookies.
I love those door scout cookies, all right. So the point,
The best one of the week is this one from Virginia.
These two losers tried robbing a house at gunpoint. Now
maybe they were just lost. Yeah, anyway, they showed up

(16:50):
dressed as utility workers. They told the homeowner about a
gas leak in the neighborhood, and of course no ghas leak.
They're not really utility workers. They get inside the house,
they hold the people in side a gunpoint while they're
looking around for things to steal. Now, the owner's dog
is going crazy, right, shoot it right? Yeah. The homeowner
was somehow able to convince these idiots to let him

(17:14):
take the dog out to try to calm it down,
and once the owner got outside, he noticed that the
burglar's car was sitting out front, still running their getaway car. Smart,
so he took off with their car nice and called
the cops, and so, with no ride, they were then
stranded there. The burglars were caught taking to fail Joel.

(17:34):
You can only get away so far on your Chevrolet.
So he gets outside, steals their car while they're in
his house. That's stealing his stuff anyway. This week update
here they were both sentenced. One of them got twenty
two years and the other douchebag, got thirty two years.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Be really careful with the utility worker thing, because my
buddy's wife got ordered by a fake one.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh that's right, yeah yeah this radio guy, Yeah that
we know.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yeah, like this guy just got out of prison, and
then he dressed up as a worker.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Because you could always call the company and say, hey,
should they like same thing with fake whatever, you can
call the cops, pake yeah to be here and don't think.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
As people go. That's why you're supposed to ask him
for the identification. Anybody, like anybody can make a badge.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Yeah, But then you call in and you gys is
a legit badge number and then double dead bolt the door.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
All right, So we're gonna play the UIQ code up next.
If you want to be our contest and give us
a call eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the number? It's eight seven seven forty four. What do
you guys know? The game? Sea Bass has talked to
a drunk I think it's from Philly, right you guys.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
I managed to find a drunk person celebrating the Eagle
super Bowl on the streets filled because I usually go
where there's lots of drunks.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Just so happened. Just he got so lucky, incredible anyway,
So yeah, we'll have the drunk. We'll ask them questions.
You just have to guess will this drunk person get
the question right or wrong? And if you can do
that two out of three times, you're gonna be a
winner of a prize. Here from the Woody Show eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, should I just man up
and stop being a whining kleef boy? This is the

(19:11):
Woody Show all right, Time for today's dumb ass contests.
I do want to say, Hi, we have a new
listener from the eight one seven. They're familiarizing themselves with
our show and wanted to know if their text came
in in real time. Yeah, like, are we seeing it? Yeah?
So this should be This is the equivalent of the

(19:33):
radio equivalent of holding up the newspaper in the video,
see no photos. We can't accept photos. Yeah yeah, yeah.
That's the other thing. People try to send us photos
all the time. Our texting system does not allow that,
which is good.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
It's probably for the best.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'd kind of like it. I'm kind of could you
have to start fucking that's a whole other level, you know. Anyway,
Time for today's dumbass contest, and today's dumbass contest would
be v.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
D y Q.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Explain the way the game works, se mess.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I find someone very drunk out on the streets, and
you then play the game not by guessing the answer
yourself to the trivia questions I'm asking, but by guessing, well,
the drunk person know the answer to my trivia questions.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
If you can guess whether the drunk knows it two
times out of three, you win. All right, Well, let's
say hello to our contest, and let's say hi to
Kayla Hey, good morning, Kayla, Good morning'd be Friday to you.
Are you ready to play the d uy Q?

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I believe I am.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, So we run through, we answer all the rule.
Now we're gonna be guessing for Menace and Sammy if
they know it. There's stone called sober. I think just
for fun. Some people have yeah you know of well
like von Vaughn coming to work high every day. But yeah,
you guys are sober. Yeah, yeah, okay, but that's but
that's that's just for fun that we're doing that. If

(20:51):
you get two out of three, you're going to be
a winner. Now, before we get to the questions account,
we always get to know the drunk person a little
bit better, so that way you know just how with
it or not with it they might be. And from
the streets of Philadelphia after the Super Bowl victory by
the Philadelphia Eagles, Sea Bass found this person what's their name?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
This is Jordan And like, like I told you, of
the hundreds of events I've been to giant festivals, this
was the coolest, best, most fun street festival I've ever
been to in my life. You're gonna hear a lot
about that in the background, and you's gonna hear from
Jordan about a a very unusual drink combination that she
has in her hands.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh, okay, here we go. This is Jordan, just to
get to a little bit.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
But you know what's in the cups night? What are
you drinking? I'm drinking tequila and Melbourne. Wait wait, you
mixed tequila with red wine? I do I love back.
I'm sorry for Argentina Groqui.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Are you drunk?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
You sound like you've been partying a little bit. And
actually no, because I had. I really had to run
right out there. There's a lot of stuff going on,
like you hear the fireworks?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah in the background, pick me up.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Are you at all scared of some of these are gunshots? No,
we're gon last time. Hey, but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm not gonna sorry.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I got myself. Thank you, got hey?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
God?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
No bullets please?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Hell yeah see now, don't worry, guys. These mortar explosions
are all done by training professional.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh everybody, wait, it was crazy they I told you.
There was text. I got it, emergency text telling us
to disperse. It was it was absolute teqi and one.
I've never heard that. It sounds awful, Kayla, Are you

(22:41):
ready for question number one? I am all right, here
we go, d U I Q L.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
B J was what president's initials?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh, come on, all right, come on all the time.
All right, let's see what do you think?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
GENA and I would prefer more than just because that's
the cheet. You need to say a last name a
lot of times with presidents.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
I prefer for you.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Did say he did? The question was what is LBJ? Well, okay,
should be.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
I'm gonna say yes to Sammy and no to menace
and Jordan's all right.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
That seems to be your usual answer.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Go back and watch all the videos, dare you. I'm
gonna go with my standard no out of the gate
for the drunk person. So no for that. I'm gonna say,
Sammy doesn't get it, but menace does get Yeah, what
do you think menace? Sammy? Will our drunk friend get it? Right? No? No, menace?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
No, all right, Kayla, what do you think? I'm definitely
thinking no, no, all right, Well we're gonna start with
medicine Sammy.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Question number one LBJ was what president's initials?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Menace?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Uh, Leonard Beatrice Jacobson right to the I have a
president Jacobson no, not that.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I not real. That's not fun.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
No, No, I mean there's a lot of presidents.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
But you didn't. You didn't get any of the names.
Like I don't know, I like SeaBASS mentioned, like I
thought for sure, it's the very least you at least
have the last one.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
I thought you Johnson.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay, is it which Johnson?

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Oh? I don't know Johnson?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, it is Johnson. By the way, what's yours, Lyndon B. Johnson?
Does that ring a bill?

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Yeah? Now it does. But I was drawing a blank.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, yeah, but you could even come up with Johnson, dude,
Leonard Johnson.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
Like, Okay, if he was able to get Johnson, he
probably would have been able to.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Be the rest.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, I'm mad. I'm mad because I vote. I voted
for you. Great I put yeah, I bet I bet
on Men is costing money.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
I was gonna say, is Yeah, in the moment, it's
gonna come up.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
With thinking Leonard Jacobson. All right now, Kayla, our contestants
said that our drunk friend Jordan would not get this.
Let's see if she gets a point here in this round.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
LBJ was what president's initials? What the Lincoln? Sorry, it
was Jefferson.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Jefferson, I love this game. Yeah, all right, Lincoln b Jews.
All right, so you're on the board. You got yourself
a point there, Kayla, congratulations. Need one more out of
these next two questions? D y Q Question number two?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
What states are in the tri state area?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay? Now I have a question because I've I've lived
in a couple places where they say that's what I
don't want to get it too much away?

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Standard is?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, what's the most about?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
See, that's the problem is is if I don't want
to get too much away by discussing what you want
to discuss, right, go for it.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I'm with go for it.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Know there's a standard that everybody knows. It sounds like
this is a situation where we can accept a couple
of different answers. Okay, Okay, that's all I say. Is
that all I want to say? Will you accept more
than one answer? I will consider or is it just
the one that you're thinking.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
I always knew of it as just one answer, so
this will be interesting.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, I used to. I used to think there was
only one, and then I live somewhere else and I go, oh,
well here, I mean, okay, Okay, I will say no
for Jordan. I will say no for menace, no sweep it.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm also saying trip, no triple, no menace. Sammy, what
do you think do you think they're going to get it? No,
no menace, no Cayla. What do you think? No? No.
Question Number two for the d U, I Q.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
What states are in the Tri state area?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Sammy?

Speaker 10 (26:48):
Okay, the way I know it from where I'm from
is Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, hold on that for a second. Okay, menace.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
I put New Mexico, Neva in Arizona.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Okay, that's yeah. See, because what was where I grew
up with? Either of those? Your New York, New Jersey
and Connecticut. That's the one exactly. That's it. That's the
end of the New York, New Jersey, Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Now, where she's from, she may be able to say Pennsylvania,
New Jersey, Delaware.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
But who's ever said that.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
When you live in these areas, like saying if you
live in Lake HAVISU, for instance, you would know his
I used to live in the Tri.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Cities, but I or Philadelphia, but I lived in New
York for a very short time. I've lived here for
a million years, from the Midwest for a million years,
and this is the only one I.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Know is the true Tri State area. I'm not even
from this.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Is there a true I guess that's most populated is
the New York one, of course, But there's the Chicago
Land involves three states, right, yeah, but.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
All my feelings from Chicago, they never called it the Tristia.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
There's my dad. They they do say Chicago Land, yeah,
but they always sounded weird.

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Yeah, I mean, growing up in Massachusetts, the car dealership
that my dad worked at was called Tri State.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Really yeah, Okay, I like it.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Question number two for the d U, I.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Q what states are in the Tri State? Areare right.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Thinking?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Van b Yeah, Delaware, New Jersey and Philly? Which is
your favorite?

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Philly who play Whole Country?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, you got to give that you that is that
is the Philly Tri State area.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Okay, this is so there's just so much I thought
it would go.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, all right, well, Kayla, you still got a chance
to win. That one was kind of truck that.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Wasn't really fair.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I feel like she still got it wrong.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
And so can there be one answer when there's like
you're accepting like five different answers each person.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Is room right, You guys don't have an answer card.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Yeah, see that I'm looking. I'm looking at a list
of triest areas in front of me. That's the answer card.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Shut up, thank you and we all answered one.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay, all right, you can said anything, thank you. You
could have said Texas on that.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
I picked Alaska, Canada, Hawaii, Canada.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right. Question number three, d y Q.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
What team is the raigning NBA champion?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh, there's a lot of fires going uh hmmm, uh no,
I'm at a championship party. I'm staking I'm sticking with
no for Jordans, even though she got that last one right.
But you know sports, I will say no for no
for Jordans. Now, I'm like, now I'm gun shy. Uh

(29:44):
I'll say I'll say yes for Menace, and I'll say
yes for Sammy. Really yeah, so no, yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
I'm saying no for Jordans, no for Sammy and yes
for my man Menace.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right, Hey, all right, Kayla, what do you think
I'm thinking she's going to get it wrong? I forgot
to ask Samy and Menace. You say no, I'm the
drunker get it? No, no, okay, yeah, we're also what
do you think? Finally answer Kayla, No, no, d u
I Q Question number three.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
What team is the raigning NBA champion?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Menace?

Speaker 7 (30:21):
That's not what I wrote down, though, what'd you write down? Celtics?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Okay? Would you write down Samity ticks? Celtics might go
with you wrote down?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
I don't know. He always tries to mess with me.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
You and I figured Samy would get it because you
know Boston.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Can we go buy what's on their paper?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
No? No, it's whatever they it's whatever they say. Well,
I know, I see, I know. Menace is such a
big Dallas basketball fan. Well no, no, his wife's a
big basketball fan, like his wife is a huge Warriors
fanton four years. No, but we we've heard stories about
and my favorite story involving basketball and MENACE's wife is
the one where Menace was pacing the apartment waiting to

(31:02):
watch the real Housewise but she needed to finish watching
one of the NBA Finals games while she was drinking
a beer watching the game, and Menace is pacing waiting
to watch the Housewives. That's one of my favorite stories.
That's insane because it's Ultimate role reversal for what's happening
in Gina's watch? What do you think about Jimmy Butler
menace Jimmy Butler?

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Okay, I mean he's all right.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Andy calls Jimy Butler my boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
He's famously doing quite well in his first few games
at the Warriors.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right, so Kyle, you said, no, let's see if
you are the winner here on this round of the
d u i Q.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
What team is the raiding NBA champion. I think that
Kama Laire. It was their best player or your favorite player.
Oh my god, I know what it is.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Mitchell Mitchell, Yeah, Mitchell, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
There you go, Mitchell Mitchell. He congratulations, you're the winner
on the DUYQ. So I wasn't sure with that big pause,
and I thought, like, okay, Philly Green Celtics Greens like
she could end up like you know, lucking out here.
But you are the winner. Congrats and hang on one second,

(32:19):
we'll get all your information. But enjoy your prize, and
thank you so much for listening to Woodies show. Have
yourself a great weekend. Okay, awesome, Happy Valentine's.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Day, guys.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
All right, there's there's Kayla our winner on the du IQ.
We're gonna take a break. More Woody Show is next.
Hang on. The show returns in a second. Oh crap,
we're into another new hour insensitivity training. Prey politically correct world.
It is Friday morning. It's February the fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

(32:54):
My name is Woody. That is menace.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
What is up? Hike?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
We got Gina Grant, Good morning, you gotta see man. Hello,
We've got Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text Friday check in on the text open to two
to nine eighty seven. For those of you who ordered
one of the Woodies show Valentine's Day butt plugs. My
wife got an update on the shipment yesterday and she
does not like the fact that she's even because I

(33:20):
ordered it from her Amazon accounts. So she's like the
context person. I said, I tell you what for your troubles,
I'll set one aside for you.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yeah, keep it.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, that's right. But yeah, So they updated the shipping stuff.
So it was supposed to be here Wednesday, then Thursday.
Now it's saying Monday, which pisses me off because that's
the whole I would have done something else if they
would My apologies. The intent here was to have it
in time for Valentine's Day, so you guys can really
get nuts.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
These are custom jobs. So yeah, they're yeah, they're custom.
And I did order a total of like eighty of them,
sixty nine of which we sold, then the giveaways for
on the air, and then like a couple for the office,
you know, yeah, which Oh, by the way, yes, so
we we had a meeting yesterday about what should we
do next week on the show. We have a meeting
every week about this. And uh, guess whose idea this was? Okay,

(34:14):
just got throw it out of the uh and you
guys already know the answer. This is for the audience.
I'm saying, guess, okay, whose idea was? And please text
over to two two nine eighty seven. The idea was
because remember when Gina had the menstrual cup we were
talking about, you know, so there's tamps, right, there's pads,
but then there's these.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Cups or menstrual cops, which were sent to us because
someone was raving about like a disc is like a menstrue.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Almost kind of like a like a diaphragm looking thing. Right?
Uh do they still do those?

Speaker 8 (34:47):
I don't want to say I've never seen one, but
I think.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The diaphragm still a thing. What about the sponge? Is
that still a thing?

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Episode about that?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Anyway, so somebody sent these to Gina, you like, oh,
I'll try out. So during a commercial break she went
and tried the stuff. One of these things in herself
sucked and yeah it did. I'm still hearing great things though.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Well apparently I was set like an XXL because that
was not going in.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah. So anyway, the idea in our meeting yesterday walls, Hey,
we have a couple of these extra woody show all
in butt plugs. What if you know, on the show
Gina just went down and during a break and you know,
put one in. We left that out just to kind
of like hang in the room for a minute. Now.

(35:34):
Whose idea was that? If you have an idea, just
a text over to two to two nine eight so o,
and I'll tell you if you're right. We got the
phones open. We're looking for collar ten right now. I
was gonna do caller ten. Let's not do the whole
uh okay message because yeah, you know, why because I'm
not going to have him in time for your Valentine's
and I do apologize for that, but just to give
me caller ten Morgan please eight seven seven forty four woody.

(35:56):
That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Yeah, and then
text your your guests as to who that who that
belonged to? Some food news here for you, Yeah, what
do you show food? Do you want the food news?
Please make it official? Sorry, I want the news food news.
All right, I'm moving at about quarter speed today, by

(36:23):
the way. Yeah, hour and forty five minutes of sleep.
Went out to dinner last night with Bert Kreischer, fun
and the wives and then another friend of ours and
it was great. But I got an hour and forty
five minutes worth of worth of sleep. Had some food news.
Yeah you know what they know what you do for
a living, right, Yeah, well that's why we scheduled dinner
for six pm and I didn't get home until eleven thirty.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Bir it's probably just to sit down and eat and
not hang out and drink all night. It was all
hanging out, No, it was not. It was not Bert's fault,
so you were all sitting there chopping it up and drinking.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's the other thing I drank with Yeah, yeah, oh
yeah for the first thing. You know, this fro serious.
We could tell these people that's what we do for living.
They don't care. They don't know that. They didn't care.
That's why they agreed to do an early dinner. But
we were having such a good time and chopping it up.
It's like, all right, one more drink, all right, one
more drink.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
But I have a friend in town who said I'd
loved you dinner Monday. We know you get up early,
so I want to do early, like seven.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You know, it's really funny by seven thirty. Okay. So
in the context of conversation, Burke goes, oh, dude, you
can't be famous and get away from me like I can.
I know if you're famous, I will see you, all right,
And he goes, okay, watch, I guarantee there's somebody here.
I'm gonna do a lap. So he gets up from
the table and he does a lap around the restaurant.

(37:39):
He goes back, dude, I think Macy Gray's here. I
go Macy Gray, howe random? How do you know that?
He goes, well, really tall, black, big crazy hair, right,
she tall. Yeah, she's very tall. Yeah yeah, and I go, huh,
And so the guy, the other guy, he goes, all right,
I'm gonna go to your look. So he goes like,
I think you might be right anyway, Well find out
it is Macy Gray. Wow, he's good, and uh, burgo

(38:01):
will you it's crazy okay, you know, because yeah, maybe
I wouldn't think that she'd be able to afford to
eat here because like she had one song back to
like two thousand. Yeah, yeah, so I tried that song.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Great.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Yeah, she had the voice. She's been in movies. She
also she was.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Just on the Surreal Life and she was yeah the
movie that Denzel want to Oscar for Training Day.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, that was twenty years ago.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
I think she does. So she gets songwriting.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Your games change.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I like to put out that Mena said she's doing
well because she's on the Surreal Life.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
No, I'm saying I'm talking about what she has done recently.
And she was on there with Chat Hanks.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yeah. I did sehim at the av MS last year. Yeah, yes, anyway,
so uh he made that joke because you had you know,
I would have said the same thing. One song. I
didn't know anything about the Surreal Life. My bad. She
got six peek tall, so that's something. Yeah. So anyway,
so you know, Burt gets on, he asks, uh the
digital assistant on his phone. He says, what is what

(39:09):
is Macy Gray's network? Now, what do you what would
you say?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I'll dis guess two.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Million, two million, eight million, ten million.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
I know a little bit more about Macy Gray. I
probably would have.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Put it right stop for fifteen you know.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
I keep up on this. I'm like Burt, like I
can tell you from any.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Person here, I'll fight them. I'll be able to tell
you medicine is good at that like he's backstage and
oh that's that's that person from level. It came up
as twenty three million dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
He goes, Oh dude, okay, she could afford it, Yeah,
totally afford to eat here. And I go, I don't
think that's right, man, that does that sounds way too high,
despite the fact she was on The Surreal Life. That
still sounds way that sounds way too like socialer.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Money's probably came from song credits.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
So anyway, I looked up his net worth birts yeah,
because he know is what his is, and it said
his was three million, which is absolutely not true. It's
way low. Yeah, it's it's I mean, yeah, it's way higher.
But you can see what his tour brings in. He
was like on that, he's on that touring list the
past couple of years, Like, yeah, I think it was

(40:16):
like thirty million dollars is tour brought in or something? Anyway,
So like, yeah, it's not three million. I said, so, dude,
I think yours is a little I think hers a
little inflated, Like I wouldn't put much stock into what
it says the internet. Yeah, he's like, okay, so now
he's back on the how do you change your net
worth online? You want to you want how to change?

(40:39):
You want to know how to change.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
That's pretty easy to do, is it.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, we should put that we all have net worths
of like seventy million dollars.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Well, people look up our net worth all the time,
they do.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
H how do you know?

Speaker 7 (40:50):
Because you can tell by Google?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh really?

Speaker 8 (40:52):
Yeah, what a strange thing to google.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
The Woody Show. And then I got cast more in
Oh comes up before anybody else. Yeah, but type in
like you know what he what he showed net worth
and stuff like that. People are looking it up. But yeah,
he was, but he was so like you could tell
he was kind of bummed. That are, dude, three million dollars.

(41:17):
Oh that's all right, dude, Woody, how do we change that?
I'm not okay with that. And by the way, he
brought to dinner to this very nice restaurant a giant
styrofoam cup full of kool Aid. He did not yea,
he walked in and he kept it and so he
had the kool Aid that was still left on the
way out. Dude, you know what he is unapologetically who

(41:39):
he is, and I love him for us sugar free
at least I don't know, No, I don't think it is.
That's why. That's why Tom Sagrette. My one of my
favorite clips is when they had like a he had
like one of those big jugs of whatever, and he goes,
what do you have in there? And Burke goes kool Aid.
He goes, it's so sugar like. Tom could not keep
it together. And I'm in a bad mood sometimes, Jitimately,

(42:00):
I will bring that clip up and just to watch
because it's like I've seen it for the first time
every time.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Because it is because like you know someone so well
and it's the best like joke about their.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Characters done so much younger. He's always talking about his
health and he to lose weight and yeah, but he
works out so that he can live the way he does.
But I don't know if it's working. It is, I
mean it is, he's he's lost, he's lost a bunch
of weight. Yeah, Okay, he looks well. Okay, so you
can look at there's a picture from dinner last night
on our Instagram.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Okay, I'll check that out because I saw him on
the ridge. I had the super Bowl media row area
and he was he was, what, taking up some space?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
No, you know he wasn't. He didn't need a couch
to do an interview. But no, he looks Uh, he
looks good. He weighs less than I do, and he's
taller than I am. Okay, he's still hot, dude, Yeah,
calm down. I Want'm worried for his hotness if he was,
if he really wants to increase his net worth, at
least on line, just be on the surreal life.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
For real real.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
I'm not finding you.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
I know you type it and this is what you
do it for anybody let's say Menace the Woody Show
net Worth, but it's not it's not real.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
What does it say?

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Yours is mine says like six figures? Okay, yeah, but
you own a house. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh okay, you're saying that's low.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Uh well it's like kind of close maybe.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Okay, well, so you say it's not real. We still
to this day do not have a Wikipedia page. Oh yeah,
well we had one. We had one and someone deleted
it because what's that from another radio show? Like they yeah,
they were they they got it removed because they said
there's so much stuff on here that's not verified, and
it really shot them to the top. Wait, oh wait, yeah,

(43:43):
didn't didn't work out. All right, let's go say hi
to Dexter. Good morning, Dexter. How are you. We're doing good. Well,
I got some great news for you. You are caller ten.
So you got yourself a Woody Show Valentine's Day butt
plug congratulations? Yeah nice, It's about what I expected. All right,

(44:04):
thank you, Dexter. Hang on one second, we'll get all
your information, all right. So the going back, there's some
guesses that it was Gina's idea for Gina to test
drive the butt plug all right, Sammy's idea, sea basses idea,
sea basses idea. A lot of sea bass guesses here,
a couple for Sammy, a few more for Gina's. But

(44:26):
there are a lot of people on here who have
the correct answer. It was Morgan's ideas.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Thank you everyone. Yeah, I'm always coming with you, immediately
shot down.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
But by Gina. Yeah, because have you ever used the
butt plug? No, but I'm not.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
I'm not the one who requested a Woody Show butt plug.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
That is true. There's somebody who works on the show
who requested one. Who was that?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Can we say, oh oh requested like to take one home?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yes? Oh, well, yeah, of course it was me. She
wants to give it to her boyfriend comics use it. Well,
we have enough.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
You can have one game.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
It's raining, So yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I mean it was his birthday, It's Valentine's Day. Why
not give him a But I'm just a nice, a
nice scal.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Alright, Well, yeah, so that was that was a Morgan idea.
You need to go to the bathroom to put that in.
You know, you can do it right here. If I
had to put one that I could probably reached on
just the back of my pants spin off.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
Yeah, am I ever going to get food news? Oh yeah, dinner?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh yeah? Oh you guys looks like uh yeah, mother Wolf. Yeah,
I'm seeing that's a good place.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
You tell us Italian place because they have like paintings
of you know, vineyards in the back.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah. But it's not like it's not like traditional Italian.
It's like this uh kind of like yeah, yeah, contemporary
cool thing. You know, how is the Italian They don't
they don't do a gobblegole. It'll do like a chicken
parm The food. The food's awesome, with all respect. Who's
the giant mongolhood in the background. What's that giant dude?
Oh the giant that's a that's our buddy, Dirks. Yeah, no, Dirk.

(46:13):
Dirk's an awesome guy. I've been knowing.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
About before I even knew they knew each other.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
He's a business part you guys. Remember Tony Sarah Gusa, Yeah,
the football So he and Tony Sarah Goose started this
company and Tony Sarah Gusa unfortunately no longer with us,
but you know he still runs the company. You know.
He's like, you would love this guy. Yeah, and he
is huge. He's like six foot seven. He's a giant.
I look so tiny in this picture. All right, So
the Food News that it's for today only Subway offering

(46:38):
a buy one, get one free suba. Yeah, so you
can take them up by ordering this through the app.
The promo code you need is f l bogo like
so foot long Bogo getting not a lot of restrictions.
Almost all the menu is eligible for the deal, the
exception of three oh salads included. You can't do the beast,

(47:02):
you can't do the five meat Italian, and you can't
do the garlic roast beef. Also, you can only use
the deal once per order. Okay, right, I can say, yeah,
so that's that's that's what's happening in the food News. Sorry,
but it's it's today only, so I Food News. Yeah,
someone isn't you know, reached the standard of metals. No,

(47:24):
I got sit down Jimmy John's guys, the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Pretty, I got to talk.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I gotta tell what I'm doing, all right, Friday Dad jokes. Yes,
if you got to see I know I did too.
I know they're look there's they're stupid, but they're but
they're fun. Hey, Like, here's one off the text, What
do you call a moose with no name? Not a moose?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Come on, that's good, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
If you like to get in dad joke, you can
also send us a text with yours over to two
to nine eight seven all right, uht's see why don't
eggs tell jokes?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Why?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Why? Because they crack each other up? Seth? I know
you've got to have a couple of good ones, right,
well I do, And this is an honor of Greg Gory.
Lesbian jokes? Oh yeah, who doesn't like a good lesbian?
What do lesbians have in common with tiramisu? What lesbian's

(48:33):
having common with taram sue?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
They're both full of? Lady fingers? Okay, not only a
lesbian joke. That's a fine dining joke. But like, okay,
even as a person who doesn't like dad jokes, you
you don't. You don't like that one either.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
The jokes I tell are actual jokes, not puns rebranded
his dad jokes.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Well that was kind of a pun a little bit.
What is the thinker? Okay, here's one for you.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Yeah, yeah, what did the horse say after it tripped?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
What did the horse after a trip.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Look help, I fallen and I can't giddy up?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
What did the rabbits say? It is girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What somebody loves you?

Speaker 10 (49:20):
I got some Valentine's Day once. What's the one flower
you should never give on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
What call a flower? Getting?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Getting? What you?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? No,
he had a reptile dysfunction.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
Here's one that's a little bit of a thinker?

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
What would bears be without bees? What would bears? What? Ears?

Speaker 7 (49:54):
What do hot dogs use for protection?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
What do hot dogs use for protection? Menace?

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Condom?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Mints?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Kind of like that one? Which days are the strongest?

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Which which ones?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Saturday and Sunday? The rest are week days. Let's go
to the strongest person in the room, Sea Bass. Look
at his muscles.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
What do the lesbian vampires say to each other? What
see you next month? Get it on account of the
pier and vampires?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah? Does anyone need an arc? Because I knowah, guy, I.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
Have a sad one.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Rip boiling water. You will be missed. Never cut toward
yourself while using a knife. Just ask my half brother,
what do you call a beer with no teeth? What
gummy beer? Let's see what is in Ninja's favorite drink?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
What?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Woa? Whoa you see see it on the radio?

Speaker 10 (51:10):
Guys, vegetable has the best kung fu?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
What rock lee? Oh damn, that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
What? What is six inches long and has two nuts
at the end?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
What's that? Menace?

Speaker 7 (51:24):
And allmon joy?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I don't know what you're thinking about. What does the
zombie vegetarian eat? What grains? Yeah? What do you call
a hippie's wife? What missus hippie?

Speaker 8 (51:47):
What's Forrest Gump's password?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
What one?

Speaker 8 (51:51):
Forest one?

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Who?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah? Look they are dumb? These are we? Do you
realize it's not lost on us? We we realized that
all these for whatever reason, you guys seem to really
like these. Let's go to the phone. Let's say hi
to Jason. Hey, good morning, Jason. How are you? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I'm pretty good?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
All right? So what's your Friday dad joke?

Speaker 11 (52:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
What type of overalls did Mario ware? What type of
what overalls.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Overall did Mario ware?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
What type of overalls did Mario war?

Speaker 7 (52:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I'm taking that one home.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Here, I'm gonna give you a tip on that one.
That's very dad joke here right, yeah, all right, Jason,
thanks for the call. All right, see bats, how about
another dad joke?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
All right again? An honor of Greg lesbian jokes? What
do you call an Irish lesbian?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
What Gaelic? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? What?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
What's the best thing about gardening? What's that getting down
dirty with your hose? What I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
How did the hipster burn his tongue? How he drank
his coffee before it was cool? What do you call
a hot dog in the winter? What a chili dog?

Speaker 8 (53:19):
What a mermaids used to wash their fins?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
What tied?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (53:23):
I like?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Do you guys hear about the kidnapping at school? No,
it's fine, he woke up, get it because he was napping.
My wife is really mad. In fact, I have no
sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and write, Oh,
that's funny.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Do you know what you call a horny cow? What
do you call a horny cow?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Menace?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Beef?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Jerky beef? Are you getting a beef? What do you
call a masturbating cow? Beef? Stroking off? You don't get
that one either. I'll get it all right, he look
have a thinker? All right, David? What's your dad joke?
All right?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Good morning guys, it's uh.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
How do you know it's time to go to bed
at Michael Jackson's house? How do you know it's time
for bet at Michael Jackson's house?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
How when the hands touched in the little hand? Allegedly?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I have one for Sammy.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Yes, I have a Sammy joke.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
What missiletoes?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
See? Why can't you eat a wookie? They're too chewy?
All right, Sea, best bring us home. How many lesbians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Speaker 8 (54:41):
How man?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
How many?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But actually want to do it? And ford to write
a folk song about it? There's your Friday dad jokes?
Everybody here on the WA show? Why did you the
lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out so
I couldn't use it? What do you call lesbian with

(55:02):
an arm cast? Well? Hung look at the competition today
with these jokes? The best way to go more? When
he showed next.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Backing a bitch.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Show?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Morning?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
You know we have somebody here it wants to be
text friends with you. Oh okay, I I'm a psychologist
in a prison and I have so many fun stories
for you.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
Yes, the answer is yes a thousand times. Yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Ibout share those with the show so we can tell
them on the I will tell them because this is
my friend first, and that's fair. She did say your name.

Speaker 8 (55:42):
I am texting you back right now.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Well there you go. There you got it. Yeah, so
now you got a new friend's cool. Perfect. This sounds
like something that Seabaster do. I'm reading about this guy.
He called himself a villain for hire, and uh, for
a price. I don't know what the price is I'm
looking at Oh yeah, no price in here. But for
a price, he lets weak boyfriends beat them up in
front of their girlfriends and wives so they can look tough.

(56:06):
That's the future and the future enthusiasm. He got the
idea after being regularly told that he looked like a
shady character or a gang member. His social media says,
are you tired of your partner thinking you are weak?
For a reasonable fee, I can help. I can help
you prove them wrong. Oh yeah, here here's some prices.
Price is very weak days cost one hundred dollars. I'm sorry,

(56:28):
one hundred ringot. He's in Malaysia, so they say it's
twenty two dollars American. On the weekend, it's the price
on the price the weekend, it jumps to one hundred
and fifty. Rig it. Okay, it's thirty four dollars.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Most of the clients are dudes. But he's willing to
do it for both men and women.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Okay, wait a second, not a woman beat him up.
He's not beating up anybody.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
So yeah, or let your guy think that he beats
someone up, right.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Yeah, So if you have some pussboyfriend or if you
know you're a puss boyfriend when you want and mean relax,
yeah yeah, flex, I.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Mean I do that. I just say that sounds like
something that sea bass would do. Would you take a
dive of those sea Bass? Oh please? For thirty four bucks? Absolutely,
which is a little higher.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Yeah, we need.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Forty four wooding. Another business idea, Yeah, set us a text.
You can franchise it here. You could. Yeah, you could
be the you could be the North American you know, uh,
franchise e.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
How much are you willing to take though.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Okay, well they don't have to hit me.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
All the have to do is like push me and
like gut punches are easy. Those are suit doesn't hurt
at all.

Speaker 8 (57:34):
Follow to the ground.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
That's abou, Whodini said, and then he died.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah that's true. All right. Well you know listen on
the US. If you need the advertisement, we'll put it
out there exactly.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Yeah, all were like a mask or something, so you
will will be famous.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Oh my god, wake up people, this is the show
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. We appreciate been here given us
some of your time today. Hey, everybody's here. You invited
to be a part on the phones eight seven seven

(58:07):
forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text. Send your text over
tow to nine eight seven. So how about this menace? Yes,
there's a company. They've created a super fancy submarine that
can dive down to six hundred and fifty feet and

(58:28):
stay there to party for twelve hours.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
Oh sweet, they say.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
The sub has surround sound, mood lighting, leather seats for
up to eight guests. While to party a pilot with
the parties and weddings a possibility, and they've already taken
people to places like the Great Barrier Reef and the
Galapagos Islands.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
All right, cool? Randomly, I was actually watching a video
about a submarine last night, about this Russian submarine that
is so massive. They actually have a swimming pool inside
of the inside of a sub inside of the sub
It's so weird, yeah, because they stay on it there
for so long.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Oh, I did see something online. I posted it on
our Instagram story. It's not up there anymore expired, But
did you see the thing I posted where there's a
house and it just looks like a big open room
with like a tile floor, and then the floor drops
and then the water comes in and it becomes up pool.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
I've seen that a cool.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Man like that. I think that could have replaced my
dream of a lazy river like But the only thing is,
like then it's just a big open space because it's
not like you're going to like move the furniture to
the side.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
So that the pill I did see that video and
the other ones I've seen they've done that outside as well,
so like it looks like you have a back patio
and then when you want a pot okay.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, so if you're limited on space, but you don't
want your whole space taken up by okay, yeah outdoors.
Well that's what he's talking about. Pool. Yeah, I'm saying,
he watch this, How cool is that? Look at that?
It's badass. It's sort of like a sun room or area.
So it's it's appropriate for a pool. Yeah, and then
and then it just drops down and then uh and

(01:00:13):
it just yeah, it's like those.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Remember, but I've seen more and more houses with lazy rivers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Nowise movies where they would show like a high school
dance and then the floor giveaway because it was they
put the floor over the pool and next thing, you know,
all the kids of the I always thought that was
just like a movie thing and not a real thing.
And then I saw a school that had that. At
one point they had like a retractable gym floor.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
From this wonderful life is still around.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Like that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
The problem with indoor pools is like the hotel I
stay out for the Gathering of the Juggalo is the
best Western and it has an indoor pool and the
but the windows are always are fogged. Up and there's
water coming down. So you think there's just the humidity
consideration would make it not worth your while. Yeah, like
man to say just have it outside, keep it heated.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Well, I'd like to have both. Like the house that yeah,
outdoor one in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Do that. Have you ever stayed at a hotel that
has yet?

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
Yeah, I've been to a place that has it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yeah, I stayed at a hotel one when I was
a kid. Yeah, I haven't seen it since. They had
an indoor pool and an outdoor pool. But there was
a spot in the indoor pool where there was a window,
but the window only came down to like the pool
deck level. Yeah, so you could swim under it to
go to the outdoor pool. So like from the indoor pool,
you can swim under the window like the bottom of

(01:01:36):
the window. It's so cool. Yeah, they don't make those anymore.
Adding that to much, Well, I'm adding this like floor
that drops down, there's to the to the dream list.
That'd be. That'd be really cool.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
There's this Marriotte that I know of where you can
take like a little boat to go into their lobby. Like, yeah,
the windows open up really America. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Why is there? Why is there? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Why, I don't know. It's just the setup. That's just
their thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, boat hotel.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
I think it's Palm Desert, California.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
Okay, oh yeah, out in the desert.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, you're right, and that's even more weird. Yeah, and
you're in the desert and you take a boat. Yeah,
it's into a marriage.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
This is in the area. You can surf out there too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah, so it's like that that's not a waste of water.
So it's like they have like a duck boat sort
of thing or a pedal boat. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Right, it's the lobby, is cool. Shot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I guess doing it up. We got a what he showed,
diarrhea of topics coming up for you next. Well, we'll
figure out what the topics are. But then this is
where you just kind of call in or you know,
contributing whatever way you'd like on the text, call it
with whatever feedback you have on those different questions that
we that we bring up. And we'll bring up just
a few different things. Yeah, see what you got to

(01:02:52):
chop it up around the room. We haven't done one
of these diarrhea of questions in a while, but we'll
have those for you next, if you want to call
in eight seven seven forty for whatdy, or if you
have a question that you'd like to submit.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
What are you thinking here is Sammy, It's like, okay,
you're on the right track.

Speaker 11 (01:03:11):
It's a lotusio all right, diarrhea of topics.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
We'll throw out a couple of topics here. You can
respond to any all or none. I mean, it's completely
up to you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Guys, and we will.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
We'll chop it up. It's what it's what we're here for.
That's what we do. But if yeah, if you got
something that you want to share on one of these topics,
you call in eight seven seven forty four. What he
was got open phones eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us your text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Morgan said she had one that you wanted
to throw out there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I'll start. This came from a text we got the
other day, basically being curious about everyone's engaged that story,
said how did you post minis or did Nacho do it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Because I told the story recently. I told the story
recently about mine, my wife's. We had some bikini contest.
It was the yeah, the radio event thing Christmas. Yeah, yeah,
the radio station Christmas concert I got on video. Oh yeah,
I do want to see my wife found it recently.
We're talking about anyway. Yeah, so what about what about yours?

(01:04:26):
I know you got married at the Taco Bell Cantina.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Yeah no mine. Yeah, I don't really have a story.
It was just like at our apartment, not a you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Know, doesn't mean an exciting story, but like we were
at the apartment. Yeah, what were you doing? Were you
planning it? Which? Did you have a ring? Or is
it like we'll go get a ring one?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Okay, so how to go Tiffany's love Tiffany's could be
a sponsor, should be uh no, just like, hey, you
want to get married? I think this from Nacho. Yeah no,
I guarantee she was to say the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
And she was like cool, So what were you doing
at the time.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
I think I'm about to make dinner or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Yeah, and so you just like went and grabbed the
ring that you had already bought. Yeah, you throw it
at her.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Here you go kind of like, oh, hey, by the way,
be meaning I talked about something.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
I think people that make you like a big ordeal
about it, like really didn't. Don't have long relationships beforehand,
you know, like I had to jump. Yeah. I think
those are the people that like like just met each
other like two years before, so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
That they say, if you were together for a long
time before you get engaged or married. Now you're just
kind of doing it because that's what you're supposed to do.
You're going through the motions.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
No, I mean, I mean some people do probably feel
that way. Yeah, but what about you being me? No,
I don't feel that way. If you want to do it,
do it. If you don't, then you know, if you're
happy with your currently.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Okay, Well, it's like pulling teeth one knee. I have
a crazy story.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I think while we're doing this, we need to get
notatch you on the phone, please Morgan off.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
You have her number, but yeah, okay, if you want
to waste more airtime, she's gonna say the same thing.

Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
Well number, did you get down on one knee when you ask?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yeah? You did? Okay, that's something all right. Yeah, I'm
make sure you're just kind of standing there going like
uh so uh, you know, like sometimes when Menace has
something to talk to you about, kind of linger around
for a minute. Ago so uh, you know, uh, and
we're nervous at all.

Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
Did you plan on doing it that day or something
kind of like where the moment happened and you went and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Got the ring?

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Big deal there wasn't you know?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Okay, anyway, I've been trying to push on for like
an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Mine was crazy because of us extenuating circumstances. But we
were in Minnesota, where Andy's from, and we were there
for his mom's, you know, a little party for his
mom's birthday, and I had no clue none, and.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
His mom had made this like really.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Rich Minnesota breakfast, like Keish and all this stuff. And
you know, I'm Jewish, so I'm lactose intolerant and I
like eating it's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Is that a thing? Oh yeah, Jews are lactose in
tolerant everything, are we ever? I feel like I've never
heard that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Oh God, yes, But it's like a really rich, creamy
Minnesota breakfast and we're eating it's fine. So and he
asked me if I want to go on to drive,
and I say, yeah, of course, sure. So we drive
to his old neighborhood and he asked me if I
want to get out and go on a walk, and
all of a sudden, I starts like not great, and
I'm like, god, good, but he seems kind of pissy
about it, and I'm like, okay, no, walk, walking right

(01:07:32):
now sounds fantastic. So we get out of the car
and we walk by a house and we stop and
he says, so, see this house that we're in front
of my I see that window. Yeah, that's my bedroom
window that I grew up in. I was like, really, yeah,
this is this is my house.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
I'm like yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
So he starts. He goes off on this beautiful story
about growing up in his house and you know, just
you know, thinking about, you know, what's his life gonna
end up being like, and what's his future gonna be.
And he would sit in his room and try and
figured out and he couldn't. And then I came into
his life, and I mean it was beautiful. And as
he's telling me, I literally shut down all of my senses.

(01:08:08):
I can't see, I can't get My stomach hurts so bad, dude,
I thought I was going to just full release on
the sidewalk. And he's telling the most beautiful story and
all I hear are like peanuts teacher. I am dying.
So he gets down one knee and now like I'm
really anxious because this is happening, and I'm like, oh god.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
And he asked me, and I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I crap literally yes.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Yes, And then he's talking and we're talking and I go,
I'm so sorry, but like this is kind of so
me and so us.

Speaker 8 (01:08:41):
So it didn't really ruin anything. It was just funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
I was like, I gotta get out of here right now.
I gotta go right now.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
So he drives to the nearest store, which happened to
me in all these shout out all the and I
was probably I was out of commission for several minutes,
and somebody outside the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Bathroom comes up to some of the works. It was like, yo,
it is okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
Yeah, you're not going to believe this, but I guess
we have time to tell the story.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You said, like I just post they gave her diarrhea.
The idea of getting married gave her diarrhea. Poor guy.

Speaker 8 (01:09:19):
It was a cock up story.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
But you know they say like bad dress rehearsal, great
opening night, bad engagement story, great marriage so far?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
And how long were you guys together before you got engaged?

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
A couple of maybe like a year or two. We've
known each other for years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
You weren't expecting it?

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
No, really, not at all, No, not at all. I
was shocked. But he was in a relationship I was in.
I mean we were just friends and then we're like.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
And so we both loved each other, but it was
one of those things where we couldn't like, we never
it never came up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Okay, So and I don't know how this went. Obviously
we've never heard these stories before. Sammy being the way
that she is, miss rom com.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Whatever to be the top of the empires.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, so like your ex husband, like, how did he propose?
Did He probably had to make sense, He probably felt
the pressure gesture.

Speaker 10 (01:10:11):
Yeah, right, it was sort of. So we were on
we were going on an Alaskan cruise. So we went
on the Alaskan cruise and one of the excursions that
we had signed up for was to take a helicopter
to a glacier and do dog sledding.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
Amazing, So we were there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Vacations are always like, oh, we're in those hots under the.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Northern lights in the French.

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
So so we're there and the day comes for the
excursion and it's supposed to go to the Mendenhall Glacier
and they're like, oh, the conditions aren't right, we can't
take you, but you can go to this other glacier
than North Glacier. And so he the whole time has
the ring in his pocket. I don't know that this
is happening, and I was like, I don't know if
I want to go. Are we sure it's safe to
even go to this one if they're canceling the other one?

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:11:03):
So he was like, Okay, well, it's up to you
whatever you want to do. He didn't get like, oh,
we have to do it. He was just like okay,
and we went back on the ship and we're talking
about it whatever. So we did end up going to
the glacier and we took the helicopter there did the
dog sledding, and they have all the dogs on the
glacier kind of just like in rows hanging out right,

(01:11:24):
and so he was like, oh, we're looking at all
the dogs, like how cute. And then he's like, oh,
I want to let's go look at that. I want
to see that dog over there. And I'm like, what dog?
They all look the same, but no, no, that yeah
over here in the corner, away from everything. So I
was like, okay, and we walked over and he's like, oh, yeah,
this one we walk over and then yeah, that's where
he got down on one knee, and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Yeah, that particular dog he had the ring. It was
just to get away from everyone.

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Yeah, close to where everyone else wants to get us
separate in a way.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
But I didn't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:59):
And I'm like, why do you want to go to
see this random dog off the far?

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
You cry no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
No, she didn't want to get you say yes right away?

Speaker 10 (01:12:09):
Yes, okay, So what I did I did say yes.
But the very first thing I did was he was
down on one knee. He asked me to marry him,
and I kind of shoved him in the shoulder and
I said shut up. I was like surprised, Like I
was like, like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
No, you are not preposing right now.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
Yeah, I was like shut up. And then I was
like and then I said yes. But the very first
thing I did was push him and say shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Yeah. But then right before you got married, because then
we heard that story about how like by the time
the wedding day got there, like she was off she
like basically get talked back into it. Yeah, it was
you should It's one of those known situations. Yeah, yeah,
it almost didn't happen, but then it did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Here we are now all right, so there's there's a
answer to that question. We have another question here, what
are you unreasonably good at?

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Let me start here?

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
Yeah, along much time to scroll? Ye, so I feel
like that's all reasonable. Yeah, So what are you unreasonably
good at? Like, do you have something for me? I
will say I am very good at a couple things.
I'm terrible at most things, but I'm really good at
a couple of things.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Number one, parallel parking. Oh, I've seen it. It's it's amazing.
Early nineties rap lyrics. Yes, three things, early nineties rap lyrics. Yeah,
I'm good at that. And then also, if somebody goes,
what year did the song come out, I'm I'm usually
within a year. You get it pretty much. I mail
it most of the time. If not, I'm within a year.

(01:13:39):
That's because you've worked in the industry. Well, yeah, at it.
I can't recall a lot of crap, but for whatever reason,
I can do that. Yeah, so I'm unreasonably good at it.
It serves no purpose.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Really he never worked at like a rap station.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
No, yeah, yeah, exactly. I was just a suburban white kid,
right who loved all that crap. But yeah, So what
are you unreasonably good at? We'll get some of your
feedback in our Diarrhea of Topics eight seven seven forty
four Woody is the number you can send your text
over to. Two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Diarrhea of Topics the other topics that we brought up here,
and we're getting some feedback. We'll share with you what
are you unreasonably good at? What's something you're unreasonably good at?
I said parallel parking. I would say that's my number one. Actually,
I've always I don't know why I've always. I was
always just able to do it. Yeah, you're really good
at it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
Yeah you could do it on the opposite side of
the street.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Yes, I can't explain it. I can't explain it. What
is yours? I'm really good at.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
I'm really good at a couple impressions that are completely random.
I have no idea I can do them, like Jennifer Tilly,
Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
I'm really good at remembering.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Movie lines, like lines from movies Okay, Indians jokes. I
haven't seen the movie Clue in I don't know thirty years,
but I still them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
I four game Clue. Yeah the movie that was a movie.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Yeah yeah, its huge eighties No no, no, Tim Curry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
The same thing, like, do you want to hear it? Yeah,
it'll be lost to them.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
You guys know the movie though, right, So, I mean
I know of the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I've never seen it when I was a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
I'm watching Clue.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Okay, well for people who who know what it is,
let's hear what.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
I'm shutting my computer so you don't think I'm cheating.
I haven't done this and I don't know, but I
just know that I know. I feel that I know it. Okay,
They're all sitting at the big dinner table and nobody's talking,
and then Miss Peacock says, well, someone's got to break
the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean,
I'm used to being the hostess as part of my
husband's work, and it's always difficult when a group of
new friends met together for the first time to get acquainted.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
So I'm perfectly prepared to start.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
The ball rolling. I mean, I have no idea what
you're doing here, what.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I'm doing here, what this place is about.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
But I'm determined to enjoy myself and I'm very intrigued.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Don't mind.

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
This Soup's delicious, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Are you doing my heart that I still do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
It's very theatrical movie.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
I was about to say, that's very theater.

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
I'm a very theatrical Yeah, menace.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
What are you unreasonably good at?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
I would say I was just noticing this when I
was at a super Bowl party that I'm very good
at framing now when it comes to framing video framing,
so like getting the right angle because I was looking
around because everybody has their phone out and they're recording
like you know, they're at the time shaboozy and jelly roll,

(01:16:24):
and they're like totally zoomed out, like over exposed video.
You see the screen that you're looking at, it looks awful.
You have a zoom like why and then like my angle,
it looks like you're watching a television.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I saw that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
I was a casabanita in Denver and this group of
girls handed their dad the phone and he sits there.
They're They're all in complete darkness. You can't see their faces.
There's no you can't see the top of the building
like you should. And he takes fifteen photos real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
Yeah, like, well, I'll say this photo I could be better,
but video really strong. And then also some weird thing
about I think it has to do with my dyslexia.
And add is the seeing of patterns and how why
things happen some on like back end of like analytics
of comedians. Yeah, somebody said the beautiful mind stuff. Yeah,

(01:17:18):
I I gotta find the text. They scored like a
ninety nine point nine something on this part of an
IQ test I had to do with symbols and whatever. Yeah,
I'll let me find the test. Yeah, the text that
somebody said that the pattern thing, I guess just happens
a lot with people with the dyslexia.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
And this one says picking stuff up off the floor
with my feet. Oh nice something. You're unreasonably good at
always knowing what time it is without looking at a
watch or a clock. I'm really good in that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
When I wake up from an app, like, I'll know, okay,
it's probably about two fifteen and I'm within about five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
WHOA, I'm always like, what day is it? Yeah, what
about yours, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (01:17:55):
One of them that's super random is I'm unreasonably good
at putting jibs on croc.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I don't even wear.

Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
But my nephew got a bunch of jigs on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
His crutch for Christmas.

Speaker 10 (01:18:05):
They pass it around to like everyone in the family
who could not get them on, and I was sitting
there with one name, just popping them on and everyone
was very impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Are the difficult to get on menace?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
I mean they could be if you're a nube, yeah,
for some people.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Also maybe if your hole is not all worn out. Yeah,
thank you from changing him out? So yeah, blown out.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
I did get a reminded thing because you just talked
about time. Have you gotten good at this? You know
since taking zep bound Woody. If you weigh yourself like
you can feel like how much you weigh Oh today,
I'm going Yeah, I can do it. Yeah, and then
I step on the scale like nailed it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah every time? Sea Bass, What are you unreasonably good at?
I think I am exceptionally good at judging and arguing. Yeah,
I can. I could pick apart why.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Something normally terrible or good sometimes and but I can
really explain because like how many times we hear oh,
that's that's that's sucks, that's bad, or just for the
sake of doing it, like just for the sake of
doing it, but with like rationality they best?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Were you ever like, did you ever do Lincoln Douglas debate?

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
I hated that. I think you'd be good at that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:10):
You just pick a random you know, pro or con
and then you have.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
To do that because I knew some kids in debate
in high school and it seemed like the most boring
thing in the world.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
Well, also, does you have to fake something that you
don't even in correct? Yeah, but you do. You want
to back it up with like pesky facts and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Right, what are you unreasonably good at? Eyeballing measurements? There
you go remembering obscure movie quotes.

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
If we said that, oh I found that IQ.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Text you were looking for? Oh yeah, what did it say?

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
It says?

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
I took this professional i Q test once and was
in the ninety nine point ninth percentile for symbol searching,
which translates to no marketable skills or any.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Way to make money, really good at puzzles?

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Sea best I do have a question. Let's say you
didn't work for this show and you had no idea
on first impressions. Do you think you'd be good at
first impressions if I like held up Sammy's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Oh for sure. Yeah, that's that's part of reading, judging
and reading a book, of knowing who to speak to,
and that's what I do for the stuff I do.
It's like, how do I know that person's going to
be interesting? Four one five. I'm freakishly good at estimating
my time of arrival when driving somewhere. Don't need GPS,
oh lovey nine one six. I'm unreasonably good at useless
sports games like cornhole, ping pong, anything related to balance,

(01:20:19):
and stupid drinking games like flip cup sweet all right?
Six two six something. I'm unreasonably good at. I having
an excellent internal alarm clock. I can tell myself what
time I want to wake up in the morning and
usually wake up within a couple of minutes of that
set time. I've known people who can do that. It's
too stressful, awesome, and I believe they're telling the truth,
Like if I just heard that from a stranger, iving
like out please, yeah, here's somebody with good eyeballing of

(01:20:43):
the measurements when they're cooking. Remembering conversations where the conversation
was had, who it was with, who was there, what
we were wearing, what the weather was like, and or
what we were eating, along with every detail of the conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:20:55):
Wow, I do not want to be friends with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Recognizing car making models, says these seven to karaoke. Yeah,
remembering things that people say. And I catch a lot
of people in lies quite often, untying knots. I'm pretty
good at that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
Nails.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I'm good. I'm really good with the knots that are in,
like those little tiny chains like my daughter will my
daughter will have like a necklace and it inevitably gets tangled.
I'm really good at untangling those.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
I really get at remembering people's interests, like what they're
interested in, and then I don't know, bringing up like
five years later.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
There's a woman that runs my kids school, and this
woman can remember everybody's name after meeting them one time, like, oh, hello,
mister missus five, oh hello, mister and missus whatever, hello,
and know the names of the kids, even the kids
don't go there. It's insane. Here you want me, I
have a good movie thing. Okay, yeah, all right, so
it's a good this is rock and roll. Rises may

(01:21:59):
want you the rope and hang me. Hey it's over
six hundred, let's see all stand far. Oh my god,
it's early. Speaking of early gives little gyih you little
too too? How do you slunt even down with everything
by the Titanic? Stop it right now?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
How about? I mean, god, but we ran out of
the times. But you've got to rip on the movies. Yeah,
it's always fun. And I haven't watched Good Morning Vietnam
and long time, but I sure you I watched it
because I was always obsessed with radio.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
And he's doing a radio Adrian Crownow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
We're gonna take a break more when he show us next.
I don't care why you listening listening to you love
be listening. As long as you're listening, this is the
Holy Show, all right, Welcome back everybody again, Happy Friday.
Just tuning in, ye try to get through the morning
into the weekend as quickly as we can. On this
Friday morning. It's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
It is February the fourteenth, so of course that it's
the big holiday today, but some other related ones. It's
a National Impotence Day. Oh no, I'm not going to
Valentine's Day. Also National cream filled Chocolate Day. Right, let's see.
Today is Library Lover's Day. No thank you. It is
a Read to your Child Day, No thank you again,

(01:23:19):
no anti intellectual lism here. It is an International Book
Giving Day. No thank you? I uh yeah, I mean
just you know, learning, who cares? No, I mean I
can do the audio book, that's fine. I'm mixed to
the information. I'm not interested in sitting there. It can't
hold my attention.

Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
You don't want to scan it with your eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Today's National Organ Donor Day. Is everybody here an organ donor?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Not really? Why not? I don't know, Christians? Is it
freaking out? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:23:46):
Like whenever it just comes up, I just think I'll
do it later.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
Like I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:23:51):
I don't know when I do because I feel like
I'm a bad person for not hitting it. So if
my brain I just go, I'll do it later.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Though I don't. I don't have anything against it. Yeah,
but you can still. Yeah, I don't know why I won't.
I'll totally do It's not like you're going to be
awake when they're harvesting your stuff. No, hopefully not.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
I don't want to be taken apart. I want to
be regenerated into a determinator.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah. Yeah, free me and bring me back. Yes, National
Ferris Wheel Day today. Yeah, today's also National Football Hangover Day.
It's the first weekend where there's you know, not even
a hint of football. What's happening. And by the way,
the numbers are in the Super Bowl was a good
day for the people over at Fox and Tub. They

(01:24:33):
made more than eight hundred million dollars in advertising on
Super Bowl Sunday, one day, one day, eight hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
It was a big winner because that's where all the
bump was was like they had like something like almost
twenty million people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, I watched something like that. It was only free
option for streaming, I believe. Oh yeah, that's right. That's
why I think got a big bump on that. Yeah, well,
medas I know you're excited. There's the three days of
SNL this weekend. Yes, it's I Love SNL and seabast
year SNL lover. Well, right, this is the fiftieth anniversary.
I didn't I didn't know they were doing three days.

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
This is like a yeah, so yeah, the first night
tonight is going to be like a concert series with
a bunch of different artists.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And then I think tomorrow is the one with George Carlin, right,
the very first episode a lot to recap of you know,
old stuff, and then Sunday is the big show. Yeah,
so Sunday is the one, the big fiftieth anniversary. Saturday,
they're actually showing the very first episode ever, which was
George Carter, which against I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:25:30):
Not against it seas this point because I literally just
watched it. I watched Saturday Night on Netflix, and then
I went to Peacock and I watched the first episode
of SNL, which is great. I think everyone should go
watch it. But it doesn't need to be a timestamp moment.
You can go watch it right now in people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
I'm sure they're going to add something. I just play it.
I feel like I watched sn L the best way.
When something's funny enough, it's all over social media, and
you see that's what I do. Yeah, like the weekend
updates stuff, or they do like some really great you know.

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
Skit, Yes, something that really hit I'll find out the
next day.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
I don't like to be surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, I'm saying I find like I'm enjoying it more
than when I make an effort to actually watch the
whole thing. Through the whole thing, yeah, because there's a
bunch of stuff I'm not interested in, and I just
get to see the stuff that I'm interested in. Netflix
is thinking about adding podcasts because they're cheaper than films.
But I mean, everybody's got podcasts now r Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
They don't need to get in the podcast game.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Yeah. So, like right now, YouTube is huge for video
podcast Netflix wants a piece of that action. They even
tried to sign that chick from Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah,
but she went to Serious XM instead. So paid video
podcast they cost less to produce, but they still keep
people watching and subscribed. And so they say, you know,
if Netflix pulls this off, it could bring in some

(01:26:43):
new fans and keep their platforms current users happy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Because with Call Her Daddy, that's how I watched the podcast,
I don't listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Well, the only problem, they say is most of the
big podcasters already have deals with other companies.

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
Get deals.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Yeah, so there you go. But when they're deals up,
maybe then they can migrate them over there, jump shit.
Nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Classes
twenty twenty five were announced. You got Oasis, Sound Garden,
Mariah Carey, The White Stripe, Cindy Lauper. They're all nominated,
along with this year's first time nominees. I'm so surprised
that Billy Idel wasn't already in the Rock and Roll

(01:27:19):
Hall of Fame. That is shocking. That's weird. The Black
Crows nominated for the first time this year, along with
outcast Bad Company, Joe first of all, Cocker managh Fish,
and Chubby Checker, who, believe it or not, is still alive.
I had no idea, really. He is eighty three years
old outside and he's been living off of his two hits,

(01:27:40):
which are very different from one another. He had the
twist right and also let's twist again, Twist again like
we did last summer.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
So the inductees, they'll be announced in April. The induction
ceremony itself takes place this fall.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
You could see Chubby Checker live this March at Niagara
Falls at the Theater for twenty four bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
I'm sure that's great. Somebody made a fake AI video
that showed Jewish celebrities like Scarlett Johansson, David Schwimmer, Steven Spielberg,
Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler. There's a whole bunch speaking out
against Kanye West and his anti Semitism. Scarlett Johanson is Jewish.
The celebrities are all wearing a white T shirt that
has a middle finger and starred David in the middle

(01:28:20):
and then Kanye written out right below it, and the AI.
Adam Sandler even gives the finger near the end of
the montage and the final message enough is enough. But
Scarlett Johansson is upset about it, not about the condemning
Kanye part, but about the AI part. She says, quote,
I am a Jewish woman who has no tolerance for
anti Semitism or hate speech of any kind. But I

(01:28:41):
firmly believe that the potential for hate speech multiplied by
AI is a far greater threat than any one person
who actually takes accountability for it. We must call out
the misuse of AI, no matter it's messaging, or we
risk losing a hold on reality. I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
I do wonder though, if some of the celebrities were like.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
I don't want to I don't want any heat that
comes with standing up against something, and don't use my
likeness because otherwise they would have actually done it. Why
maybe they like David No, but I mean like David
Schwimmer has spoken out and des like, if you want
to speak out, you would have spoken out by now.

Speaker 11 (01:29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
But if i'm if I'm not against the message, I
guess I'm okay with it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Yeah, okay, I'm looking this up because Johansson not a
Jewish name. Her family name was originally Schlomberg. Oh okay,
and you you are something? Are you disappointed? You sound
like maybe are you kind of disappointed by sir? Things like, oh,
that doesn't make I didn't know. There were a lot
of you know, Swedish Jews, and her mom.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Could have been Jewish, and she had her dad's last
name Es.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
Which does make her Jewish. My very a very good
friend of mine who is Jewish. His last name is Alquist,
very Quist, very like Nordic.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So you never know.

Speaker 10 (01:29:48):
Yeah, it's the mom. Whatever the mom's religion is is
what they go with.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I understand. John Lithgow will play Professor Dumbledore on HBO's
Harry Potter series. The Backstreet Boys are going to do
a nine date residency. I don't like when they do
nine shows and called a residences a long weekend. Yeah, Like,
there have been plenty of artists over the years who
would do, like, you know, five nights at Madison Square
Guard they didn't call it a residence.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Just five shows. Yeah, it was five shows and stay
there for like two years.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah, right, Celean beyond when she did Caesar, it needs
to be a change of address for him.

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Yeah, a minimum of a year.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Actuy Boys doing a nine date residency at the Sphere
in Vegas. That'll be in July. And Landy Wilson got
engaged to her boyfriend, former NFL quarterback Duck Hodges. It
was a Steeler for like a cup of coffee. I
guess she's been waiting for a while, which I do get.
She's cute, but I find her kind of annoying. Yeah,
it was Nannie Wilson's The vibe with her I find,

(01:30:43):
I don't know what it is about her. I can't
put my finger on it, but there's something about her
that I find I don't know. She's very country.

Speaker 10 (01:30:50):
Something about her accent makes you feel like it's being
put on like over the top almost.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
It's something about her personality though, and it's not. It's
not the country thing. I know plenty of people or
like real country, like the way out in the field,
you know, on a John Deere kind of country, because
that's the kind of country she, yeah, is if you
look at it. Just about her vibe, I guess I
can't Again, I can't put a finger on it. But
she joked recently that she might have to be the
one to propose to herself because I guess, uh, doc

(01:31:17):
cont has taken too long. All right, Well that's going
on a little bit in the world of entertainment. We
got your birthdays in your porn of birthday here for
this Friday morning showy gonna it's shivery. We're gonna sit
like it's Shiday. And you know we don't do birthday

(01:31:38):
And let's start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Drew Bledsoe,
speaking of NFL quarterback birthday former Wow, somebody is really excited. Yeah,
birthday former quarterback Royalty. Yeah, former Patriots quarterback right at
the roast. Yeah, he's the one that got injured and
was replaced by a young backup quarterback named Tom Brady

(01:32:00):
heard of him. Drew Bledsoe is fifty three. Speaking of
old time quarterbacks, Jim Kelly the former quarterback for the
Bills back in the day. He led his team to
four consecutive Super Bowls, lost every single one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Simon Pegg, who's Scottie in the new Star Trek movies.
Also first of all Peg, he's also the writer and
star of Sean of the Dead. He's fifty five. You
got Rob Thomas, the lead singer for Matchbox twenty, who
was fifty three. Pat O'Brien, the former Access Hollywood host. Hey,
he killed his career with alcohol and those super crazy voicemails. Yes,
let's get kids, allegedly a lot of cocaine. Uh huh

(01:32:36):
do you remember those voicemails? Yeah, awesome, I'm trying to
I know, I have you was out of code and
just get crazy. Yeah, let's see he's out here.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
We have some we have some coworkers who used to
work with Pat O'Brien, and they do not have nice
things to say about Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Well, I mean, look he was he was drunk. They
said he was an ale and all. Really, yeah, at
work off for I.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
Mean, if if he was doing cocaine allegedly. Then Yeah,
people doing cocaine, their mood swings are just out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah, what did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
More?

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
He was good to me, yea nay. Worked with him
for a few years. I was that after the voicemails.
Probably it was after the voicemails. Yeah, was cocaine. He's
seventy seven years old. He got Zach Gallaghan. The remember
that he was the guy in Gremlins. He was the
guy who had Gizmo. I forget his characters. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
he's sixty one. And then Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire former

(01:33:28):
mayor of New York City, is eighty three. Your porno
birthday today is Blake Blossom and Today's birthday Girl. She's
been making her parents proud in all five hundred and
eighty three fine films that she's been in, including Dirty
Load of Lesbian Cheaters. She was in Caught You Snapping
Picks of My Sexy Feet Volume one, Ah Margan, she
was fantastic and milf librarian is secretly addicted to swallowing.

(01:33:52):
She was in Blake's first Bja in the Woods. Also
Carnahores Crave Fresh Meat Volume two, nice and who can
forget her unforgetto a role in Blake Trade's sexual favors
to get her mopead repaired. That's the working girl. That's
Blake Blossom, who was twenty five years old. Net your
corn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a

(01:34:14):
Friday morning. Look at what's happening in the world of entertainment.
All right, So here's uh, here's Pad O'Brien. And he
was like, he was like leaving these drunk voicemails talking
about drunktyle voicemail for some chick and he was talking
about like all this dirty stuff that he wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Do that she's so jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
But yes, when he leave the glasses on or take
him off for that, like you you know, all those
chicks really want to take a Pad O'Brien mustache. Yeah,
that was answer.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
And to get this station look at me and say.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Yes, Wow, by the way, that was kind of around
the same time. Are not that far removed from all
those crazy Mel Gibson. Oh, yes, so many good voicemails
back in the day.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
So at one point I put together it was Mel
Gibson talking to Pat O'Brien on the phone and I
just found.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
That on an area the God.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Difficult. You're lovely, your relationship ever work. You don't care,
you don't care. I left my wife because we had
no spiritual common ground. You and I have none. You

(01:36:00):
don't even try. I mean it goes on.

Speaker 10 (01:36:08):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
The clips are so good. Oh my god, that's awesome.
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. More WOODI
Show's next hag on Syre next the show boiler wouldn't
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You guys, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
You mother,