FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 21st 2025 Podcast

Disney Takeover Announcement, News Headlines, Fail Stories & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies? The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
A good morning, everybody. All right, Today is February the
twenty first, twenty twenty five, and ladies and gentlemen, today
is Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, and of another week. We are The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
To our last day of being Greg Gory free or
Greg Gory lists, I should say, finally I gotta get
him back here on Monday. My name is Morning. That's Greg,
Greg Greg, Hi, menace, Hey, everybody, seam as we got bored,
Morgan and Vaughn and you are here. Welcome to Friday.

(01:30):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, yesterday we were at we had the day off.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yesterday we were at Greg Gory's brother's funeral, which is
where Greg has been for the last two weeks. His
brother was in the hospital and then he died and
then they organized all the funeral stuff. And it's been
a really terrible two weeks for Greg. We have missed
him terribly here on the show. Uh, he will be
back on Monday, and he cannot wait.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
To be back.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So yeah, we've been we've been thinking about Greg a lot.
It'll be nice to have him back in the mix.
But today we got a lot going on. We have
your fail stories, we got the DUIQ, We're going to
get to the judge my Baby results. You still have
a chance to get your final couple comments there. Just
go to our Instagram at the Woody Show. It's pinned
right to the top of our page. Art to our feed.

(02:16):
That's at the Woody Show on Instagram. But Ladies and
Job and a big announcement major. We told you to
tune in on Friday at any time, so we'll start
the show with this announcement. We are very privileged that
we have this opportunity. Our friends at Disney have once
again invited us to take over one of their parks.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yes, this is.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Something that I'm telling you nobody gets to do, and
we've done it three times before. This will be our
fourth year. Last year wasn't off year. They had some
business stuff that they were going through and dealing with
and whatever, so it wasn't able to happen. Last year,
we did the big Disney Cruise giveaway.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Remember we did that. That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We were doing a bunch of other stuff with Disney. But
this year it is back the wood He Shows After
Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. Yes, in Anaheim, California.
And so the way this works is they closed the
park at a certain point in the evening to the public.
The public gets out and then the only people who

(03:19):
are allowed in the park are people who are Woody
Show listeners who have won their way in incredible fun.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
So, and we set it up so that you can
just get on rides, and we make it so I
think I said, you guys got stats for all this stuff.
I'm sure, tell me how many people we can let
into the park to where the longest wait for even
the most popular ride would be about fifteen minutes or.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Less, not two hours and fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, not two hours and fifteen minutes. So they gave
me that information, and so what we did is we
minused about five hundred to one thousand from that number.
So it is great, and as the evening goes on,
it starts to thin out because people end up. They
went and they hit everything they wanted to hit, and
then they got to get because they have work or
whatever is the next day. And it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, it's the best.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
It's so empty.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
I have videos of me and my friend from the
last one just spinning around, twirling in.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
The park because there was so much room for activities and.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We wanted to be that way, because we wanted to
be this really cool, once in a lifetime exclusive kind
of experience. It's always memorable. Yeah, So we have it
coming up. It's on April the twenty first, and so
you have a chance to be there where you can
be given away if you're outside of Los Angeles, outside
of southern California, we're given away a ton of trips.
In fact, right now, you can sign up to win

(04:31):
one of these trips if you go to the woodieshow
dot com. That's thewoodieshow dot com and just sign up there. Yeah,
sign up, and you can win airfare round you of
bear Fair hotel tickets of course to the takeover itself yep,
happening on April twenty first, but then also some other
tickets for the parks, so you can go over to
Disneyland and check that out. You can hang out of

(04:54):
California venturing before the takeover gets underway. And so again
this is being on April the twenty first. I think
it's a Monday, right, Yes, April the twenty first, it's
the Woody Shows after hours takeover at Disney's California Adventure Park. Yes,
thank you to our friends at Disney. It's just an
amazing As a Disney fan, a fanatic, yep, it's such

(05:17):
a cool I really is an honor to be able
to do this.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah, and for.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Most people, I would say this is definitely a once
in a lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Absolutely, for us, it's a fourth in a lifetime. This
is our fourth time getting to do it. But we
want you to be there. You can started to win
right now. Just go to the Woodyshow dot com. We'll
have more details obviously as not just the days and
the weeks go on leading up to the event, but
if we have any other things that we can we're
always planning, like maybe like doing like a kind of

(05:44):
a pre party right that you can win your way into,
and they usually do like drinks and food and everything else.
There's a lot of stuff that goes in with this
and it's fun. It's quite the undertaking as you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
So you can start to win right now.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Just go to the Woodyshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
All right, we're going to take a quick break delicious almond.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Oh yeah, I know, it's just amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
And we're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a
politically correct world on a Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Really, second grip, it's.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
February the twenty first, twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Five on Woody.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's Menace. Hi, here's Gina Grant. Hey, we got Sammy,
we got sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Woodie.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You can send us a text Friday check in if
you like, over to two to nine eight seven. So
I'm gonna start sad and then we're gonna build and
end happy. Okay, Right, Just to recap, we went to
Greg's brother's funeral yesterday, and you know, we haven't seen
Greg in two weeks. Yeah, and thin and all. Considering,

(07:00):
I think, you know, he's holding up pretty well. And
I think it was good yesterday because that's this is
the beginning of the end. It's been two weeks of
you know, watching your brother die, and that was very
traumatic because there was a lot of I mean beyond
the fact that someone's dying, but just the way you know,
his brother was like, you know, coming in and out
of consciousness and he was in this like terminal agitation

(07:23):
I think they called it, so that he had to
be like restrained to the bed. It was like scary,
he said, like horror movie kind of stuff. And then
he passed, and then it was just planning for funeral
and burial and casket. He's so, he's so tired of
talking about all that stuff, but he was very touched
by all the comments on the social media posts that

(07:45):
we've made and the fact that you know, so many
of us made it to the funeral yesterday. We drank
a lot. Oh yeah, as you can imagine, Like once
we got back to his parents' house. His parents are awesome.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, they're so great.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, his mom is super funny. Oh yeah, hilarious. Oh
she was showing me all of Greg's artwork like that. Yeah,
He's like, mom, don't.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Don't show them the.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
This is not like stuff she put up on the
fridge and this she hung it in the house. Yeah,
it framed, yeah, like adult artwork.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
There was one like painting he did in twenty twelve
because he signed it Gregg that long and this is
very like a very basic I'll show you some pictures
we're gonna wait till he's back.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
And then some things were revealed. Oh yeah, but then.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
His dad super super cool dude, you know, really nice man,
and man, you just feel for them so like you're
not supposed to hear that all the time. You're not
supposed to outlive your kids, and and so I mean
it's but it's over, yeah, and Greg will be back
on Monday.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Well you learned something very important. You have been doing
the completely wrong father Gory impress Oh no.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And of course because he's Russian, right right, and so
like he'll Greg, yeah, bring me the look. But he's
got a New York accent. Yeah yeah, because he lived
there for like twenty years. Greg was born in Queen's right,
didn't live there very long, and then he ended up
moving west for his job to Marin County, California, where
Greg was raised and they've been in his house since

(09:21):
Greg was thirteen years old. That's where the reception was
after the after the funeral, and it was nice.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It was it was nice.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
There was a lot of a lot of a lot
of drinking, A lot of drinking, yeah, a lot of drinking.
But we're looking forward to having Greg back. Greg is
going to be back. I think he's making his way
back heither today or tomorrow, but he is ready to get.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Out of there.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
We're ready to have him back.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, to nip rip, slip and drip and all the
other inappropriate things that we joke about on and off
the air. And you know, he's looking forward to getting
back to that that normalacy.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
What's the word normal?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Normal?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Normal, that's normal for around here. Yeah, normal, memorious Maria
I like it, no Marinus.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Anyway, So that's that exciting news. We announced the Woodies
Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
So that's back.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's happening Monday, April twenty first, and again, what is
so cool about this? I mean there's a lot of
stations and a lot of times that we've given away
you know, passes to theme parks or whatever. First, it's Disney.
People have just a whole different, you know, vibe when
it comes to to Disney. Next level, right, But Disney
gives us one of their parks, they close it to

(10:40):
the public and it's only open for what we show
listeners who have won their way in. So you can't
you can't even buy these tickets. You got to win.
Your way in the park is closed experience. So it's
a private party at a Disney park.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Insane.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah. But anyway, how did you pull this up?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
They asked, And I couldn't, especially this show, right, You
would think it would be like the Soccer Mom station
or the light rock station.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, but we actually go to the parks.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, but we are especially medicine.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, Sam, We actually yeah, yeah, immerse ourselves. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And so they know that we're not hiding anything from them.
They know who we are. Yeah, they know what we do,
and it's a love love relationship. They love us, we
love them. And so they just came to us one year,
a handful of years ago and they said, hey, we'd
like to give you one of the parks. Is that
something you'd be interested in? Ago are you saying? Of
course it is. I would love to do that. And
so yeah, So it's Monday April, excuse me, Monday April twenty. First,

(11:40):
they are closing Disney's California Adventure Park for us. Incredible,
and the public gets the hell out and then it's
just Woody show listeners who are allowed in. And there's
plenty of chances for you to win your way there
and it starts today. In fact, right now, you can
go to our website. If you go to the woodieshow
dot com, you can sign up to win right there now.
If you're outside of southern California, you can. It concludes

(12:05):
like a trip, so round trip bear Fair. Yeah, so
if you're one of our winners, round tripbear Fair Hotel,
take us to the park and of course the takeover itself.
So sign up right now. Just go to the woodieshow
dot com. And I will say this because I'm supposed to,
but I'm not doing this every time like they want
me to to enter and get rules. Visit the woodieshow
dot com furnished by Disney Destinations LLC's week Now. You know,

(12:28):
so dumb, that's a dumb part. But anyway, so sign
up right now. The Woody Show dot Com excited for Monday,
April twenty first Woody Show after hours takeover is back. Yep,
we didn't get to do it last year. We've got
some fail stories coming up next and then we'll do
the Duyq later on this hour. That'll be your chance
to win a prize. And uh yeah, phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yep, that's right, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Get heard right, yeap, drug get the weekend as quickly
as we can. You can sign up to win your
way into the Woodies Show after hours takeover at Disney
California Adventure Park. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
right now and get signed up. Be there as we
take off. Have you ever been to a private party
at Disney before? Incredible, unless you've been at one of

(13:19):
our other takeovers right exactly. The answer is no, you haven't,
and they're fun. It's super cool. Yeah, run around the
park just getting nuts. All right. We have the phones
open eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
And it's time for your Friday fail stories.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
All right, ladies and.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your Friday
fail storry other people.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Fact they had the perfect plan, the plan that can
never go wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
But somewhere along the line it went from being a
great idea to one big stinket mega uber.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Ultra menacy were so off. I always blame me.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know, because I ducked the mic just to see
who it is. Sometimes I'll play with it, like I'll go, huh,
I wonder who that is, and I'll start, you know,
and then of course, yeah, I said, I'm just it's fine, man,
it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm just I'm just checking. I mean, the fail experience, like,
you know, left it alone, it would be good.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
What does that mean? I expect then if he didn't
pay attention?

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Ye notice, Yeah, Yeah, that's not that it wouldn't happen,
it's that you would notice.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Right here we go.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Next one here is from Louisiana where these two morons
they were caught attempting to smuggle two hundred thousand dollars
worth of contraband into a federal prison.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Using a cannon. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
So they had planned to shoot one hundred and twelve
thousand dollars worth of tobacco and about ninety grand worth
of meth over the wall and into the prison grounds.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Nice, that's what like fifty pounds tobacco.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
According to the report, the cannon had a range of
over three hundred and fifty feet. But how do they
expect that nobody in or around the prison would notice
a cannon going off? I mean, not exactly discreet. Also,
that's a lot of stuff. One hundred and twelve thousand
dollars worth of tobacco.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Damn. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
Well they always screw us on those numbers because they'll say, like, well,
if you sold each one individually.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
At street price or prison price, that's true. But still
that's true.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's like a thousand packs of ramen.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Prison butt prices.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Both men arrested now are residents of the same prison
that they were trying to shoot the contraband into. One
of them won't be there long though, because he's in
the country illegally and they are deporting his ass.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Question about that, like, if you put a crime.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Or shouldn't you you know, fill your whole sentence out,
serve your whole sentence before we send you home.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Well, usually that's how it goes, That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Yeah, Or do they ship you right to your home prison.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Because you're home person, if you're away prison.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
The Tory Lanes trial, like you know, like everybody else
was right, They he has to do the time and
then immediately after he's done, then he gets deported.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I think, so maybe they send him to Guantanamo. I mean,
he's one of the guys who will go to Guantanamo.
Here's one from Brazil. Over this dude named jose A
pre god Silvia. He was up for reelection. He was
running for mayor, and he figured that he needed an
edge in the election. So he decided to buy an
AK forty seven, hire a pair of hitmen, stage of

(17:11):
fake assassination.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay, okay, that's the plan.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Sure, he thought this would generate enough sympathy to win
a second term. And then on the eve of the election,
the armored vehicle that he was in came under fire.
The goons that he had hired were shooting at the
car with the gun that he bought and gave them.
He was hitting the shoulder, rushed to the hospital. The
plan was going great. Even his political enemies were denouncing
the attack. He was sure to win, Yes, except he didn't.

(17:35):
And not only did he not win, he lost any landslide.
And then the lid was blown off his grand plan
when the investigator started digging into what happened. And so
now he's mega screwed. Should have hired another group of
assassins to take those assassines. And this is my favorite
story of the week. It's his fifty five year old

(17:56):
broad who was on vacation. She was snorkeling in Turks
and cake Goes and while she was in the water,
she saw a shark, so she got out of the
water and stayed the hell away from it. Oh wait,
she tried to take a selfie with the shark.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh I what a cool picture?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Now, the good news is that everything was fine. She
was able to enjoy the rest of her vaca. Oh wait,
the shark attacks her. The husband tried jumping in the
water to scare the shark off, but it was too late.
She did survive, but she lost a hand on the
one arm, and then the other arm had to be
amputated halfway up her forearm.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
Oh no, what an idiot, sailed like, the shark thinks
your food. You know you're not your friend.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, let me get a selfie with this shark. God,
and no more hand jobs for the Husband's right, that's
kind of good. Eight seven four what is it called number?
Always terrible? Yeah, when you're a teenager, they're pretty cool.
Now you're fifty five, that's.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
What I'm saying. Like as an adult, they're always terrible.
Oh oh, I mean that's the old thing.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Is you know, no one knows you, you like you,
blah blah blah, but it's always yeah with the woman,
it's always dry and chafey.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, that's so true.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
It doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be right,
but you.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Tend to be yeah, ok.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, Because if if you're going to prep for a handy, yeah,
why wouldn't you just go through with.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
You know, something else?

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Okay, I'm not saying it can't be part of the
whole experience, but.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
It goes back to a guy won't deny it, but
he won't deny it, but he's not.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
A pinch dude these days, I would deny it. You
would if that's all she was offering.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Now if once she came with like her own like
lotion or lubrication, well, they're okay, we've we've had that.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
Because this came up and the guys said, well, the
professional you know jackshack ladies, they're really good at it,
the guys in the military or whatever, and like, yeah,
because they have no no, because they have a full
cop first off, they've done it a billion times and
they've a full pomp, yeah, accessories to make sure everything
goes smoothly sure, but the average like an ambiance. Yeah,
we're back in the back of maneuver. Let me no, no, no, no,

(20:11):
nothing new, nothing I could know.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I can wait.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Eight seven seven forty four wood is the number we're
gonna play our dumb ass contest, the Duyq that's going
up next. If you'd like to play, call us now, Woody,
show in our dumb ass contest here on this Friday morning,
as you know, is the duy Q. Colon's are open
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven

(20:35):
forty four, Woody. Won't you explain the way the game
works to everybody?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Please see bass.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I hit these screens and find someone who's nice and
drunk and ask them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions that,
of course you listening, you all know the answer. But
the game is played by guessing whether the drunk person
knows the answer is. You can guess correctly whether they
know it two times out a three, you win, all right,
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Going to Jamie here
online number two.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Good morning, Jamie, Hey, good morning, hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
All right, so you're ready to play d u y
Q questions. We'll get to the ones that actually count
towards something here in just a moment. But we're gonna
meet the drunk first. Get a little clip here to
get a better idea. Just how with it or not
with it? They are before we get to those questions
that count? And who is this person?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
See best?

Speaker 9 (21:19):
This is a guy man named uh the theme. He
goes by Itezy Rey and I found him out on
the streets. He's gonna tell us why he's there, not inside,
as well as some life philosophy.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Okay, here is Reezy. What have you had to drink
tonight at tequila?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
You know what's crazy?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
What's crazy?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
The only thing I do is weed alcohol up.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't do nothing now.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Look I'm churned up. I'm all to be turned up.
I am charmed up.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, I'm saying what the secured just yeah, security threw
me down.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, I say you know what you might live? I say,
live your life, man, and if you got kids, take
care of them.

Speaker 10 (21:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I'm out even write that up. You never believe read it.
I'm good getting up gets your money, Mack, get your money,
so take care of your family. Sounds a good message
to me, Sweep it for no security.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, shocking, all.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Right, So, uh, Jamie, that's what we're dealing with here.
You have to guess whether he's going to know the
answers to these questions right or wrong. Uh, and then
if you get two out of three right, you were
going to be the winner. Let's see, we have question
number one here on the duy Q.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Myopia is a problem with what part of your body?
Do I know that you do? It may have affected
you at one point in your life? What's the hold on?
Myopia is a problem with what part of your body?
Good Lord? I don't I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
I wouldn't say this is a common thing that anybody
would know. I just think that you know it. I
mean this is I don't think this is like come on,
this is a gimme.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah. I feel like I have heard the word. I
just don't know what.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
That would he heard it in conversation. Perhaps in the
rhetorical context. You could then make an inference.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Y yeah, right, all right, Gina grad triple no, triple no, babe. Uh,
I'll say triple no as well.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Definitely no. On Reasy.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Menace and Sammy, do you think that Rezy.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Is going to get it. No, no way.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
No, all right, we're all saying no. On reezy, Jamie,
what do you say? I'm saying no across the board
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
All right, Smart question number one d U i Q.
Myopia is a problem with what part of your body?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Menace skin, skin, sammy, teeth, teeth, I mean no, what
is it? Well, if someone is my opic, but perhaps
they might have heard that meaning the opic.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Okay, the.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Technically it means near sighted.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
Right another, so you might not you talk about just
the eyes. You might say like, oh, you're being myopic
about a certain situation or a subject, like you're not
seeing the forest for the tree, right.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, it's huge. You're talking about office jargon, the optics.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
This is why Woody, you should learn Latin, because then
you would know to break down words the root words.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Or I just say it and thinking about how much
better I think about how much better I'd be at
the d U y Q exactly. Yeah, all right, so
we all guess that reason wouldn't get it, as did
Jamie our contested here on the phone. Question number one, myopia.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is a problem with what part of your body? You know?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Why?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I said case come from what case come? From myopia.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
The way.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's not where the kids come from the kids come
from your nuts aroundabout way. All right, great news, Jamie,
you're on the board and got a point.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
He has been treated for my opia. What's that He's
been treated for my opia the doctor? Oh, well, one
point for Jamie. Question number two here on the duy Q, moby.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Dick was the Great White What oh, come on?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay that I know? Uh say no for Reazy, sticking
with that. Uh, yes for Sammy, Yes for Menace.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Okay, because he called me out for it last time.
Now I feel extra bad. Then I just say no.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
To mess Yes to Sammy? No too easy?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
No easy? All right?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Sammy and Menace, what do you think about Reese? No?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
No, no, all right? Jamie?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
What do you say yes or no to question number two? Well,
as much as he likes talking about his own, I
want to say yes to this, but I'm gonna have
to stick with no.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
No. All right.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Well, if you get this one right, you're gonna end
up being the winner of the duy Q. But we're
gonna see what Menace and Sammy have to say. First
question number.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Two, Moby Dick was the Great White.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
What Sammy wha menace whal all right? Job, yeah, all right?
So I mean who doesn't know that could have been
next to Shamboo, that famous yeah, the two most famous Willie.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, Yipper, I guess he's the clippers a.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Dolphin even I know that. And that's to Humphrey. There
wasn't the ship because the ship is famously named, uh,
the Dickens and dick What is the ship? The pea Quad?

Speaker 9 (26:26):
The Pea Quad from Captain a you know captain all right?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Question number two d uy q. Jamie said that razy
here would not get the the question right, so that
would be a win on the d u y q
if he Moby.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Dick was the great White what mob only movit know
it from mom from what's what's that movie? Look with
the ass always the movie? He had that yellow? So
what was his name? The Morgan's Fisherman.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
No, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I didn't I didn't just pronounce yes, what is not
the Morgan's Fisherman?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Is that what he was talking about?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I know what?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
I think I had a totally different answer. It's not
Morton's Moby Dick and yellow is like, is he talking
about Dick Tracy?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, he's talking about the Gordon Fisherman.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
What's wrong with his eye?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
He has iPad. It's like an old time he like
see I think I thought he was talking about long
John Silver. I mean, I'll give him credit for being
in the nautical realm.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah. Well, Jamie, congratulations, you are the winner of the
du like you big win going on the weekend. And hey,
thank you so much for listening to the Woody Show.
Appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend. Just there is.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Has no eye patch.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
He doesn't if there's an older Gortons, I'm not seeing
old version.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Maybe that there's a head one.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
There's no eye patch because.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
They clean him up, made him sexy over the years.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
He looks kind of like the most interesting man.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, it's more like a Zaddy now, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
The Gordon's fisherman has had Zaddi energy.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
The same thing with the brawny guy. Like they've sexually
up these mascots. I know, number sexual. I won't mind rugged, I.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Will Jamie did not need the third question, but we
do have a third question here in the d uy Q.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
How many lives is a cat supposedly have?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh god, okay, I'm always menace and Sammy, Yes, no.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Way, four year olds.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Look, look it's going to be a windy answer.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
We know that he's going to give you a Baker's dozen.
He's gonna all right, So no one, reasy.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Let's have some fun. Let's say triple yes.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Let's get nuts.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, let's get that.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah, the game has already been one. Who cares? Look,
look you say no, Sammy, what do you think? No?
All right? Question number three d U y Q.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
How many lives is a cat supposedly have?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh on at eight nine nine nine is correct? He
almost faked himself out. Yeah, all right, here's here's reasy.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
How many lives does a cat supposedly have?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Seven? You have a cat? No, I have a dog
here I live good Man.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay, Well he's that's so crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I thought you have a pomeranium, no doubt.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
It's one of the things too that I found this
numerous time talking to folks in the street drunk at
two am. As they always talk about like, oh, I
love my kids. When the last time in your life
were you out of the bar at two a m?
As a parent of however many woody or I mean
you go out.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Probably recently, I'm taking, like on a night out without
the kids, Like you might as well take full advantage
of it, I suppose, right, And then you know.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
But are you by yourself?

Speaker 9 (29:57):
By yourself check out of the club by security to
go to the club.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
But I mean it's been known to happen.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
I guess, especially if you're out of town maybe, and
like even if there was an emergency, like what could
you do?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
You're not you know?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, Well, anyway, congratulations to Jamie and nice round Menace
and Sam, thank you.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
They were plays.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Ever think that was the first one they missed, Yeah, babes, Yeah,
the first one they missed. But the next two, yeah,
nail and those were super easy. Allegedly, we're gonna we're
gonna take a break. We got some more Wooies show
for you. Next hang on me.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
And then I went to the bathroom and I came
by and the planet totally changed.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Totally different experience. I don't know. We're with a Woody
Show right.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Now, show and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
It is Friday morning, it February the twenty first, twenty
twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Menace. There's
Gina grat SeaBASS is right Neon. You've got Sammy Bones
are open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can
hit us up with the text Friday check in over
to to nine eighty seven one last chance to take

(31:20):
a look for Judge by Baby.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
We have a picture.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It's posted pinned right to the top of our Instagram
at the Woody Show on Instagram. You have the thing
that just tuning in. We announced this morning the Woody
Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Parks. So
they're gonna shut down the entire park just for Woody
Show listeners. Close to the public, only open for Woody

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Show listeners on Monday, April the twenty first. Yeah, the
public's allowed in the park for you know, the majority
of the day, and at a certain point, whatever time
it ends up being, they out. They kicked the public
out and it's just Woody Show listeners who are allowed
to be in the park, who have won their way.
And you can't buy these tickets. You could sign up
to win right now. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.

(32:05):
That's the Woody Show dot Com. Uh So, what an offer?
The seventy six passengers from that Delta flight that crashed
and flipped over in Toronto. They have each been offered
thirty thousand dollars from Delta. Okay, and so if they
all accept, that means that they'd be paying out two
point three million dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
It seems like a bargain.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Seems like a big bargain. I'm surprised they didn't offer
like vouchers for future flights. That's typically what the for.
You're inconvenience. We know that we have like really let
you down there, we've lost your bags or we've canceled,
you know, your flight after multiple delays. Uh no, we're
not gonna refund your ticket price. What we're gonna do
is we're gonna give you a voucher so you can
come have this awful experience again. Yeah, coon, if not

(32:49):
that they would crash again, but you know, it's like
maybe you wouldn't want to fly Delta or fly at
all after that. Yeah, if I walked off the plane,
I'll take it. But if I'm in the ICU, correct, Yeah,
definitely not say ya, that was gonna be my question.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
So would you take that?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
Well, well, you know, all the lawyers are coming out
of the wood world.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Then't settle.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
Don't settle, yeah, because because that's gonna take me.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
If you're uninjured, then I guess.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, what what do you do dig for? Or maybe
come back and say, tell you what, I'll settle right.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Now for fifty like just yeah, up.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Enough where it's like they won't even think twice about it,
because I'm sure you have to sign some kind of nothing.
You're not going to come back and try to join
some class action thing a million.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Yeah, probably talk to a lawyer first before you sign anything.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Well, the lawyer's going to tell you don't sign, of course,
because they want their chunk of it exactly. And that's
all that wins in any kind of legal situation. The
lawyer will end up with the money. You end up
with a fraction of it.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
Oh, I received a check for about fourteen cents a
couple of weeks ago. And the problem that they do
all the disclosures in the back end of it, huh, And
and it shows you like how much the lawyer's got,
Like the total settlement this was for tuna fish or whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Total settlement was like fifty five million.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
The lawyers, I think legally can only get up to
a third of that, But that's still tens of millions
of dollars just for third, just for shaking down a company. Yeah,
and then they send the other fifteen cents out to that.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I would have the airline and go, you know what,
can I get one of those Mark Cuban passes? You know,
you fly again? Oh yeah, I would have to. I
want to fly again. But you know what, the Mark
Cuban passes, right, he.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Had anything all the time you can.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
First class, but he bought it anytime. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, he bought that. I forget for how much, like.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Years, two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Something like that, and then he gets to fly anytime
and plus one Oh that's right, wow, plus one first class.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
But how many of these people you think would just
swear off flying after this?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
They're too freaked out?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I mean maybe initially, but even Travis Barker got back
on a plane, that's true, and he was really messed.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Up and avoidable.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, he got he got burned, and his friend died.
Friend died. Yeah, so I'd probably take it. I I
might ask for like the fifty instead of the thirty.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, say that just a little.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Here's one of the passengers on the news talking about
the offer that I got.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
The representative that spoke to me said that this is
no strings attached. There's some people in pretty tough shape,
and thirty thousand dollars right now wouldn't be extremely helpful.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I see that.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I mean, because you get that now as opposed to
one of those like you said, it's going to take
a while, Yeah, to go through.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
The whole court thing. Yeah, if I'm uninjured again, I
got a cool video for the GRAM, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I mean remember how like desperate Saul Goodman was to
get his money. Yeah, Jimmy, yeah, slip and Jimmy really
wanted that money and he was trying to everything that
just get it like settled out.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
True.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
And in this sort of case, I don't think the
Delta is going to be found to be negligent. It's
going to be Hey, there was some freak you know,
Winchy or whatever, and.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Sure, but I mean there's still they would still be
on the hook for you're on the hook for negligence, right,
not for accidents.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
For like I'm saying, but like if you're not playing
and it falls into a sinkhole opens up beneath you.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
It's not the plane's fault. Well also, I mean having
other let's come out and say, hey, there might have
been a little bit of an air when it comes
to landing.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, well based on because I was watching you know,
one of these aviation channels on Instagram, and yeah, like
so when a plane comes in for its approach, nose
down until right before they hit the runway, and all
of a sudden they bring the nose up and the
back led the year hit. Yeah, apparently they think that
he didn't do enough of that, you know, the pilots
didn't do enough of you know, raise the nose enough.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
But that's happened, I'm sure many times. About the plane
flipping over.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Well, sure, but the plane flipped over because it took
the wing off and because the wing hit the ground,
the fire erupted so and so yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
It just it just rolled crazy man. Yeah. Yeah, So
the lawyer thing.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
I meant to mention it because when you hear them,
lawyers go, oh, we don't take any money unless we
collect for that.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
That's right. Let you win, Yeah, yeah, we don't have.
Let's we win for you and then we take it
all yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
So last I heard there was like it's more like
forty on those on those cases, certain ones. It depends
maybe not a class action, maybe a class actions capped.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I'm going to ask groc three point zero? Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Rock?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh? Is that on an X? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Maximum? Is it?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Okay? Is it?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well?

Speaker 8 (37:16):
I'm trying to figure that out too, because I'm having
a I'm going through a little bit.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Of that right now.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Are you still in somebody, Gina? Do you have CROC?
I have?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Yeah, I'm going to crock it.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
That's Are you involved in a lawsuit? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:27):
Well, I mean not a lawsuit, but like you know,
I got hit really hard last summer.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Oh right, and that's still max dealt with.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, Well you're going to pay about forty percent to
whoever that is unless they give you a deal.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Is it somebody that you already knew?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, but I don't know that there's a deal, says Yeah,
says depending on the jurisdictionn't. It ranges between twenty five
and thirty five percent, sometimes higher in very special cases.
But yeah, you're roughly a third is the number you're
looking at all?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, an Amazon driver in Baltimore's in the news caught
on video running over a woman at an intersection and
then just driving off right.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
It's Baltimore, Buddy yea.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
In the video you see the Amazon guy. He's in
the van waiting at the light, and the light turns green.
He drives forward. The woman is crossing in front of
the van, hits her, drags her, stops, so she's under
the van at this point, and then he starts driving
forward again, drives over her like a bump.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
In the road.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
God.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Then he gets out, comes over, checks on her. But
after about I don't know, thirty seconds or so, she's
screaming and crying. Obviously, he gets back in the van
and drives off. Now, of course, there were several other
people who saw everything happen, rushed over to help. By
the way, taking to the hospital. She's so lucky, non
life threatening injuries and she's gonna be fine and rich.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Well that's what she probably told him. She said, Hey,
these aren't life threating injuries.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, she's about to get a huge payout from Amazon.
I'm sure who, by the way fired the driver? Oh good,
he's been charged with negligent and reckless driving.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Damn, So did we ever find out how much Tracy
Morgan got from Walmart?

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Was it was that ever just closed?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I don't think that was ever just Clo Crock. Yeah,
hey Crock. Is that your thing though? Is that your
Is that your AI of choice?

Speaker 9 (39:11):
I have not been using a lot of AI recently,
but I find like for stuff like this where it's
more like like the question about the lawsuit stuff, where
there's going to be a lot of different answers, it's
really good at summarizing those and giving you kind of
a range of Okay.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
Well, while you were talking about that, I got the
answer on Google in like three and a half seconds.
They estimated it's ninety million.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Estimated please, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Because I don't think it was ever just closed.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Right right? Ninety million? Wow. I guess he was a
high earner.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
So right, we've talked about that before. You're earning potential.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Ninety million, good for him, Good for him? Yeah, bring
that up in this and I'll sketch like how much
Tracy Morgan needs to win or these days?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Right, Yeah, no doubt. Also one more lawsuit to bring up.
The hardware company Stanley Black and Decker. They're suing the
maker of Sammy's favorite drinking vessel, the Stanley mug. Oh
over the name, And the question is why now, because
these things have been out for a while. Yeah, for
a long time. So in their lawsuit, Stanley, Black and

(40:13):
Decker says the makers of the Stanley drinkwaar violated an
agreement from twenty twelve about when and how could use
the name, and so when millions of these mugs were
recalled last year, the use of the Stanley name made
it seem like the defective products came from Stanley, Black
and Decker.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah, it was all good.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
So it's the damage to their reputation. The first thing
I thought, yeah, right, exactly. Oh wit, No, I thought
it was the damn mugs. It's unclear how much they're
seeking in damages. How stupid. Yeah, yeah, that's a dumb lawsuit.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
So wait, are Stanley mugs still safe? Because I just
got this one. I really like it and I don't
like straws, so I got one without the straw.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Is that a standard? Yeah? I guess.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I mean it was from like Ross or something. I
know it say Stanley got it? Yeah, they're saying to
be poisoned.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
No, the only issue with Stanley mugser If they end
up like if you hit them or something and then
they break, that's when they're pretty much destroyed.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Yeah, it's not just like in regular use.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
I don't want to get metal poison from that, and
you're fine.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I do want to follow the trend.

Speaker 10 (41:14):
So.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Yeah, I don't care about I don't even have the
one that everybody has.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'd like to coke can for free in the fridge.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yeah, I have that too.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
The straw is the reason to get the stanley and
the handle, and you don't have either.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
This is this is the good way.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
This looks like a kettlebell.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
It's like the yetties that everyone had. Those are so
like twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Did you hand out the photos?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
I did?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, from the judge my Baby all right, we have
judged my Baby coming up next, So you have the visuals.
Just go to our Instagram at the Woody Show. It's
pinned right to the top of the page. Parents they
need to know are they showing around pictures of their
baby and their babies actually.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Fugly, you might be playing yourself parents.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, exactly. And so that's where this started because we
had a co worker who had we uh. We ended
up nicknaming the co workers baby Hammerhead, like the like
the shark, because like, the eyes were so far apart.
This kid was ugly, and they just kept showing this
picture all the time as if it was like the
cutest baby. And they were posting the photos on the

(42:24):
station social and they were polluting the internet with these
they really were. And this this poor girl, she's ugly.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Ugly.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, ugly baby, I so far apart. Clearly a mistake.
This thing, you know, should have been picked off, should
have been picked off the production line top yeah, or
send it to the outlet, you know, sell it at
the ally. Yeah, because the stitchings off you know, gena
bid for twelve bucks. Yeah, exactly, Alfa Cocta. So yeah, anyway,

(42:57):
we have judged my baby. You'll get the feedback from
around the room. I'll give you some of these comps.
Some of these comments are hilarious.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh they're so good.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, Because here's the thing you don't want. You don't
want parents showing off baby pictures in the first place.
You certainly don't need it when the parents have no
idea that their kid is ugly, which is what happens
a lot.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
It's not fair, not fair to them.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, because you have to sit there and pretend like,
oh my god, what a cutie.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
No yeah, breath taking.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
No not not everybody, not everybody gets what's what's going
on here? There was one person who was really upset.
I gotta I gotta find oh no, oh yeah here
it is, Uh, Crystal, this is disgusting having people rate
a baby. Honestly, I love the Woody Show, but seeing

(43:58):
this is pretty sad. Like men saying eight out of ten,
six out of ten on a baby girl. You have
to be joking to think this is a good idea.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Only men, women saying it's okay.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I said, it's a it's a scale on if the
kid is cute enough to show pictures around, not if
they're effable.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, get a grip. Yeah, this is a public service
exactly like you.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Don't want you don't want parents out there showing pictures
of ugly kids. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
So if you got our instagram at the Woody Show
on Instagram, you'll you'll see the photos there for this
round to judge my baby and this is a girl.
Now when you first look at it, because the first
picture the second picture, which is more like a not
a cep a tone, but you know what I mean,
like like a reddish eye to it.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Early eighteen.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
On this other one, though, I couldn't tell is this
a baby girl or a baby boy like it was.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah, yeah, so I was. I wasn't quite short luscious lips,
but that could had lushius lips when he was a baby.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
But in the in the first picture here it's our
cover photo, this kid is sitting there with you know,
crazy hair, a brush in one hand and then a
hair dryer in the other.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I mean that's comedy.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
A lot of comments, a lot of comments about like,
why is this kid that looks like it's sitting in
a bathtub.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I've never seen an outlet near a bathtub.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, bitch, wow, I think if it's a baby.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Though, yeah, true Like a countertopic, this victor says solid
eight looking like baby pictures of a true crime documentary.
All right, Uh, the second picture looks a little odd,
looks like the top lip has lipstick. Nonetheless, this baby
is cute six out of ten, but a future fifty
oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
One here says that baby is definitely going to grow
up to sell feentanyl.

Speaker 12 (45:44):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, yeah, Well, it looks like there's like a it
might be a large age difference between the photos to
me at least, right like one, the sitting photo, the
one that doesn't look like a bathtub that's about to
be electrocuted. It looks like it's older.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
The two ish Oh really, I know that it looked
younger the.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Hair dryer one.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
So this one, yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh yeah, the last two times you did this, those
babies were ugos. But this one is super cute. Nine
out of ten, very adorable baby. It's a good eyes,
big big eyes, big brown eyes, which you know most
babies have. But we've had some babies with droopy eyelids.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Oh yeah, that's tough stuff. But you said Luscia's lips.
Maybe the lifts on the the bath I'm just gonna
say the bath photo. The bath photo look okay full,
but on the other photo it looks very thin lipped. Yeah, say,
maybe some fillers are in this, yeah, maybe this, Yeah,
maybe there was some injections done on the other one.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Well, yeah, because the big smile in that one stretches out.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Those you know, the ear lobes very large two rich
four Ratchets on Instagram says a three out of ten
looks like a new Annabelle movie poster girl.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Can you dress? What's going on with the There seems
to be some like face tuning going on.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, okay, okay, shop, Now here's the thing. Uh, the
pictures were kind of blurry and so a blurry face.
So I have I have an app that I used
to it's called it's called pixel up, and so it'll
take like old, you know, kind of blurry or grainy
photos and it'll it'll help clear it.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Up because it looks like it does look like especially
the bathroom picture that it was smoothed out on face
tail baby probably.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Had mad wrinkle, which, by the way, for ladies, you
don't put those photos on your dating profiles because anytime
at least I see a face tune photo, I know
either she's busted or she cares too much about herself.
It's giving. Charles Manson, I like that.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
One of them said, the first picture is giving. Oh,
let's go to the five and time.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, it looks like one of those photos that you
you know, you get when you go to a theme
parking dress up in all time wild West Asia from
a very old person.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well, the photos were looking at are on our Instagram
are posted pinned right to the top of our profile
at the Woody Show on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
You can check it out.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
This one says Dedie, why does she look one and
sixty seven at the same time? Oh, is the baby's name, Gladys.

Speaker 9 (48:09):
It's absolutely I think she's wearing looks There's like a
high frilly collar. It's almost like a baptismal dress or something.

Speaker 11 (48:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
K eighteen ninety seven says I'm very frightened by this baby,
and I'm glad I never had children. Wow, Crystal. Another
Crystal says, oh yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
This is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Man, that's a cute baby, but something in those eyes
is serial killer. Like, be careful breaking up with that baby.
Oh helly, she's gonna wear your skin as a Onesie.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
I like This one says one out of ten on
the baby scale for trying to pass as a baby
and having a four oh one k and is seventy
seven seven to seventy credit score.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
This one from a dog says, this baby gives me
silver tooth vibes. Oh, seventy vibes. This pic is pick
number two Betty White. Oh, that's the that's the one
that's kind.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Of got the orange shoe to it.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Okay, cute kid, But I'm not the only one that
thinks the second photo looks like an elf baby. The
ears look pointy, but I think it's cute.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, I think it's just the curls in front hair.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
This baby has already learned to be high maintenance, saying
says Mac seven out of ten, Fabio Junior needs to
pluck them eyebrows though. In photo number one, bit weird.
I got a question for parents of little girls. Isn't
it a pain in the ass to be always combing that?
Because like this hair, the one where she's looking elect
cute in the.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I can I can tell you that as a kid,
my mom always said, you look like you brush your
hair with an egg beater, because that's literally you just
have this fine hair that just goes up like cotton candy.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Lots of little girls, can't you just like put some
gel up in that or something? Yeah, the first baby,
you don't live fillers.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, but we're also saying.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Lip fillers you smear them with palmade.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, like this could be benefit from a little you know,
a little botox.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, I think so, A lot of nines, a lot
of tens.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
The first picture reminds me of Michael Myers from the
slasher movie Okay, where's one just says, yikes, that's insight.
Were these baby's eyebrows shaped or tweezed at all? Because
they are very I don't think so. Because babies you'll
have a lot of fuzz typically, right, and these are
very clean, clean lines. Yeah, let's see, Jenny says, she's

(50:19):
got beautiful eyes. She'll be beautiful like the rest of
us with the help of makeup, botox, many many highlights
and hairpointments and all.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
The issh we do in the name of pretty.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I feel that who did this baby's eyebrows they need
to be tried for crimes against humanitys look perfect. The
second picture looks like baby nos Feratu after a bloodthirsty meal.
Solid five because of all the filters ten, This one

(50:50):
says solid seven obviously nine.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
The first photo is the og Derek Zoolander.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Oh sweet, I like that one.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That's an average ho hum baby five out of ten.
I give this baby a six one future serial killer,
it's in the eyes. There's a lot of serial killer
U interesting. Baby's not as fat as a lot of
baby babies we've seen before. In the picture where she's
not trying to take a toaster bath, she looks like

(51:20):
Princess Leah Morphed with tinker Bell. I give her a
solid seven point six.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Oh, that's very specific.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, I have four not cute but not ugly.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
The bathroom photo, I mean, the face just looks like
it was I don't know, photoshopped onto that body.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, nine adorbs enough said. This one is from Let's
see I go, hold on, where do it go?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
There is okay from algo Churt, who says, I'm not
saying the baby's ugly, but there's something about that kid
that's really freaking me out. Dead eyes because that I'm
gonna say five out of ten now.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Like Beatie Shark eyes.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, I don't get dead, I get you know express.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah. The first picture is, Oh, let's go down to
the five and dime. I love, Oh, five out of ten.
This baby's photo tells me she needs a night seerum now.
So in other words, like these are older.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Photos that I absolutely believe first pick.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Looks like they have a blow dryer in the bathrob Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
You get it.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Okay, Yeah, so yeah, cute baby ears are giants? Okay,
now yeah the loves loves are crazy. When I see
a baby, I want to dibble on them the ears.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yeah, but in this case, no, you want to take
a giant bite sea basket.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Well you're you're, You're probably the most harsh when it
comes to, uh to judging these photos.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
The judge my baby photos.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
You know what, I think this is an average baby,
but not in a bad way. This is a good
a good baby. And the ears are too big. It's
kind of gross.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
But the fact they are, they.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Are they gross in both pictures because I think it
might just be some like weird angling something on that
like pinky No, because I'm.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Telling you that there's an age difference between these folks, right,
but well yeah, but it looks like I don't think
the one sitting the one sitting down that the ears
grew bigger from the bathtub photos.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
The bathtub photo of this kid, this kid looks to
be I would say about like maybe one and a half.
And then this other one is maybe a year later, yeah,
maybe maybe, And then the ears just got crazy after that,
I think this is a baby that could really it
could go either way when it gets older. You know,
if it's it could easily fall off the rails. Or
but if it kept you know, up on diet, exercise

(53:27):
and lip fillers, it could be respectable. So six point five, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
I give this baby an eight. I think it's so cute.
I love the little curl in the hair like a
Gerber baby, Like how it's like the top's kind of flat.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Little curl that comes out at the bottom. The eyebrows
are perfect to me, and I love the you know,
the big brown eyes and the little teeth. I think
it's I mean, a really cute baby.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Okay, so what were we giving an eight? Okay, Menace,
I agree on the eight. And I was going to
tell you, what is your friend always say about eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
The crazier the eyebrows, the crazier the chick.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, I believe.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, Like that's how you can tell if someone's instantly
crazy or not, Like if they have crazy eyebrows, can
stay away.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, but I agree on the eight.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
On the eight, all right, let's go to h Morgan. Morgan,
what are you giving this baby?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I'm going four point five. Yeah, it's just I don't know. Yeah,
I'm getting creeped out.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
And yeah she looks old, like I think she's in
her thirties now, yeah, like these are old picks.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
So okay, okay, all right, yeah four point five.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Look, maybe because I've seen so many of these photos
from these babies that get sent in, I'm maybe I'm
just subconsciously gratting on a curve. But I would say
this is like a seven point five and eight.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Honestly, I believe it's higher with these photos than the
other ones because the like we get like really really
young infant photos. Yeah, like those those look like squishy
old men.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
They look right now, I agree with a lot of
like the crazy eyes, you know, but you know, and
I agree that, yeah, the eyebrows, I see, I'm with you, sir.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I don't notice the eyebrows being a big deal.

Speaker 9 (55:23):
Yeah, I feel like this this baby might be from
an ethnicity that has a lot of hair, and the
parent and the mom knew that and then has been
shaping the eyebrows from.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, interesting, the one that has kind of like the
orange like it looks like this kid, can you know,
being like a little dikey or something at.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
Some point, you know, I think this baby because the
short hair, I don't know, if not trimmed, this baby
might be in unibrow territory.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh oh yeah, also true. Alright, Gina, what are you
what are you judging the baby? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (55:49):
I think this is a super cute baby. I love
the eyebrows, I love the big eyes, I love the
like little apple cheeks.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
The picture it is a little serial killer with the
hair dryer. But you know me, I'm kind of into that.
So I give this baby a nine.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, okay, And someone's saying, are you guys not live today?
The rate my baby was from earlier this week. No,
we just we rolled it out earlier this week. But
this is where we're actually giving you the loaded big finale. Yeah,
the comments and analysis portion, Yeah yeah, this rating baby
segment is so weird. Those kids look completely normal.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, give them a five then.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Okay, I've also looked at pictures of you, and you
can't see how you have any room to judge. Well,
it sounds like somebody with an ugly baby. Sounds like
you're triggered. Yeah, I hope the co worker whose baby
you were talking about stops by the studio and pops
you in the mouth.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Oh I'd like to see that.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
As a dad, That's what I would do. Contest. Yeah,
all right, all right, I got a bad ass over here.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah yeah, all right, take it easy, chief, my guy.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
We get it kids now.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Gina, let me ask you a question. How old were
you in this photo.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Gift the hair dryer?

Speaker 8 (56:56):
I think you were right what I was about one
or so. I'm sitting on a bathroom counter at a hotel.
They said, the thought that'd be a funny picture.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Okay, hey, if you feel like you could be as
last China.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Show, we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I get like a preemptively cut to commercial right before
the break, just as I was revealing that the uh,
the judge, my baby photos are of a young Gina Grass. Yeah,
baby Gina, which is.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Why she was so nice on the score.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
I was having a great time hearing me. I really
thought they were I mean accurate and yeah, fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
And serial killer dead dead shark guys.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
But I was biting my tongue because everyone's talking about
the eyebrows. And that's so funny because my entire life,
my whole family's like, oh, Gina, has the most beautiful eyebrows,
her eyebrow, and that was like they everybody thought they
were so gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Well guess what.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
The nineties and early two thousands came and Gina, like
every other girl on the planet, pulled all of them
out and they never came back, so that these are
all drawn in basically now I have like no, yeah,
because every girl during that time was told like, eyebrows
are no good anymore, right, so we all plucked him
out so we could look like you know, Gwen Stefana,

(58:25):
no doubt, highest powers.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
He grows back right now.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
No really, no, no, if you pluck him out for
years and years and years and now is the look
is back in and everyone who plucked out all of
their thing no tattoo.

Speaker 8 (58:38):
Yeah no, I've done micro blading like twice. I actually
should go back. But when you said she'll be good
with the right amount of diet and filler, I couldn't
agree more. But not not a hairy kid, and don't
come from hairy people. But a lot of these were
very accurate.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Oh really, yeah, your parents are like Harry No, very
strong Greek.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Yeah, we're very proud.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Can you explain micro blading?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
It's like, it's not tattooing microblade in it. If you
don't have enough numbing cream on, you will scream like
a squealed pig.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
It's getting tattooed though.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Yeah, it's a temporary tattoo.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Well, it's literally tons of teeny tiny nicks from a
razor that are supposed to resemble you know, hair blade,
you know hair, and then they fill it in with
color so it's three dimensional. And I've done it twice,
but I need to go back. But it mimics eyebrows
and it hurts wine, right, So you do it.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
You do it over your eyebrow hair that you already have,
and it's basically so that you don't have to use
an eyebrow pencil or something like that every day to
fill in your eyebrows or create the look that you want.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
And it looks much more realistic and natural.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
In fact, I've been meaning to do it, but I
keep putting it off because you look really messed up
for a few days and I don't want you guys
to see it.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
But now that we all know I'm gonna do it,
can I do it and you guys just deal with it?
I put like oil and grape seed and it's gonna
look hard.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
I can't get wet because it's a t too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yeah, so you know, we don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Nobody cares. What what am I thinking of? I thought
there was something like where they took like string or
something and tied it. And that's threading.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Instead of waxing or plucking.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
You might thread. It's just like shape trimming. That's the
word trimming them. We want more. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I don't have to worry about this stuff. You know.
That's a great thing about being a dude, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
Yeah, yeah, shipped to the most fancy men's spot. I
just for the first time, we don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Shaves and haircuts different than taking razor blades.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I know, it doesn't get your cuticles.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Really not. If you dye your beard or dye your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And talking about how much it hurts it does hurt,
you're signing up for pain.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I don't like pain, but I will deal with it
if it's for van resilience.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
There too, massage and like all the makeup stuff, and
you know, like chat about girl stuff. Yeah, yeah, god, yeah,
Susie said the other day, hot, Yeah, the hot Goss.
Yeah all right, anyway, if you want to, if you
missed the Judge My Baby, you can go back and
here on the podcast. But yeah, now you know it's
Gina Grad. Go back and look at those photos. It's

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on our Instagram at the Woody Shows, The Woody Show,
And we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World. Friday morning. It is February the
twenty first, twenty twenty five on Wooding.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
That's menace. Gina Grad is right there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
We got Sea Bas, We've got Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. Get us up with the text over
to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Okay, So what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Is my question? Because this keeps changing by the day.
NASA now says that the chances of that big asteroid
hitting us and twenty thirty two are way down. Last
week they were saying there was like a three percent chance. Yeah,
it was way up that a city killer size asteroid
would hit us. But then they just revised down to
zero point to eight percent.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Oh thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So there's a ninety nine point seven percent chance that
it won't hit us. What are they the weather forecasters.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
No, they said that this thing was the trajectory is
changing like constantly on it. They also think it's smaller.
They told us beforehand, maybe one hundred and eighty feet
across instead of the three hundred that they had said
last week.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
See, I don't believe that menace because again large scale
and even this is a small planetary system. But things
traveling through space are very predictable. It's very easy to calculate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Yeah, like there's no honest, yeah, I mean that's what
they were telling me. But I'm like, what is pushing
the shift in this thing? It might be just that
it is so small and so far away, And then
the calculations haven't been fully.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Because they were saying like this would be the equivalent
to eight mega tons of t T, which is roughly
five hundred times the power of the atomic bomb that
got dropped on Hiroshima.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
So why many of us out, no problem?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
They said it like a two thousand mile radius, right, Yeah,
it was also goin to like hit they were projecting
like maybe like around India or you know, yeah not here,
so yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:03:18):
Woo, I was I mean anything above zero point one
percent you gotta send a rocket after it, because that's
just that's not that's not the odds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
You want to take. No way, you want to walk
out the door and have to be a one in
a thousand chance they're going to die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yes, that ninety nine point seven percent is not good
enough for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
No, not at all. No, no, no, no way. And
again the people forget how you know much of the
earth is unpopulated and so on, so if we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Get in but still, but still they did send uh
the dart mission recently, yea dart mission that they went
up there and they yeah, they knocked it off They
crashed the ship into the asteroid, that knocked it off course.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
Yeah, so this should be another Hey, well let's get
the more practice in. But what if they get more encourse,
that's my what the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
It's just giant ssuobbies around the horse.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, you're supposed to go the other way. This is
something at this scale. Last time it hit it was Siberia.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
That's good, which would be awesome populated, that's great, But
no chance.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I want to take eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
hit us up with your text over to two to
nine eighty seven.

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Did you think you have it all figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Next thing, you know, you live another twenty years a.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Woody show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
And it's time for a dumb ass contest. And this
dumbass contest is the clist Price is Right? Uh Jim
Jo boy? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
So we have all these different things that we've had
Morgan take over and she'd been doing it for a watch.
Does a great job finding things that are being sold
on Craigslist. And then I have the ads printed out here.
I'll tell you about one of these ads. I'll ask
somebody here in the studio to give me a bit
of how much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist.

(01:05:10):
The Craigslist price, you on the phone, as the contestant,
just have to guess is the actual Craigslist price higher
or lower than the bid that was given here in
the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
And if you could do that, you are going to
be the winner. Craigslist Price is Right? Is ready to go?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Eight seven seven four? What is the phone number? And
as go right to the phones to get our first contestant.
Who is Nancy? Good morning Nancy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
All right, so price is Right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Let's go to Gina on the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
It's a wicked table lamp show my wife. It says
Wizard of Oz, wicked Witch of the East. Lamp with
shade reminds me of the lamp and the Christmas story. Okay, yes,
that's true. So it's a leg lamp and it has
the ruby slipper and then that black and white stripe
here stocking, and then the lampshade is the witch's hat.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
So oh that's really nice. That looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
I like the top how it's kind of illuminated.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Yeah, it is a lamp, so yeah, it would be illuminated,
but I like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
How it's glowing through the hat. I mean, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
All right, how much how much do you think for
this really cool lamp?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
I'm gonna say sixty five dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Wow, sixty five dollars? All right? Nancy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
lower than sixty five dollars?

Speaker 12 (01:06:37):
I think that's about right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Okay, get a low higher, a little bit higher, a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Higher actual Craigslist price, thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Dollars deal, that's movie. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Well, Nancy, thank you for calling in the play. I
hope you have a great weekend. Thank you for listening
to the Woody show. Let's go to Brandon. Hey, good morning, Brandon, Brandon, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
All right, I'm gonna bring in Morgan for this next one.
Did she find she is that well? Does she remember
like how much? Okay, because she's the only one that
requested one of the butt plugs that we had. Oh
and by the way, somebody salespeople I guess, have been asking.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Yes, we've had requests.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
This is really very telling at the very least, even
if you don't use it, it's a great conversation sales
dudes or sales chicks.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
It was a girl who asked for it for her
husband for the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
One dude and one okay, I will Morgan, Yeah, foresail
on craigslist. The pink tail butt plug. This is uh,
you know if you were like into the like the
like the puppy play kind of stuff or like you
would use say, like so you can have foxtail, yeah right.

(01:08:01):
And the way that you attach it is with the
butt plug.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
You hold it in worries. Were these right? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Yes, And again that's something I see at this fullsome
street throw with a lot of gay to take it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Sex is fur ez, They're not sexual. That's such a
weird thing. It must be a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
It says beautiful butt plug pink tail lights up by
pressing a button at the tail end. It's got three
different light settings. It says new out of box.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Okay, this is cool. Well, yeah, it's not a box.
Is a butt plug new out of box?

Speaker 11 (01:08:30):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
They should have kept it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Is it new?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Yeah, I'll take it the word for it. Yeah, how
much do you think for the pink tail butt plug?

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Let's forty dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Forty dollars brand lines? Do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I'm going to say higher higher, the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Actual Craigslist price a bargain, a steal at twenty dollars.
Let me save that link.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Yeah yeah, well that paper.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I said it right aside here for you, all right, see,
thank you, Brandon. Let's go to uh Travis next here. Hey,
good morning, Travis.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
How are you? I'm good? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Check it out here, man, I tell you what Sea
Bass this is for you. Yeah, it's a rare Tesla
cyber quad. So it's a quad before where that looks
like a you know, styled after like a cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Get this for your kid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah, yeah, it says all electric cyber quad for kids.
Less than five thousand ever made. And they sold out immediately,
all right, and said, oh, he said, it's important to
note there was a recall specifically to an isolated incident
involving a thirty six year old adult riding one who
wrecked causing a shoulder entry.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
That's very responsible for them to put that. Yeah, necessary, put.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Us out on this rare chance to get one today, cushion.
See the adjustable suspension with disc breaking an led light bars. Yeah,
powered by a lithium ion battery with up to fifteen
miles of range and a configurable top speed of ten
miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
I want that's kind of slow, but I like it. Yeah.
So it's a yet little quad racer you get for your.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Squall, like like if Batman had a four wheeler.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Yeah, you know. For sale all the time is that
after market shoe spots, you know your Jordan's something. Yeah,
they're selling supreme like every yeah, every shoe is in
shrink wrap. Yeah yeah, I dude, I see those squads
in there all the time. They're selling jerseys that are
also like covered. Yeah, for sure, like a garment cover.

(01:10:39):
Yeah in my case, but easy stores, I will say
it said how many miles to say? It just says
up to fifteen miles of range on a battery charge.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I'll go with.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Six hundred about six sixty nine, six sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Nine, all right, six hundred and sixty nine dollars? Is
the actual Craigslist price?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Higher or lower? Travis?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
You probably knows this stuff on the testless, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Get a little bit higher.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Though a little bit higher.

Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Actual Craigslist price one thousand and fifty dollars. Yeah, I
think they Congratulations you are a woman. Let's good teamwork
right there. All right, Travis, hang on one second. We
will get all of your information. Next up, let's go
to Beatrice. Hey, good morning, Beatrice, good morning, Good morning, Hie.

(01:11:34):
Kendrick Lamar super Bowl Halftime Show t shirt? Wait, super
Bowl Halftime Show t shirt with Kendrick Lamar, Patrick Mahomes
and Jalen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Hurts are also in the background.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Is right, It's just a screenshot. That's it's an adult
men large okay. Okay, so yeah, that's that's the okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
So yeah, No, they did some photo shopping and they
definitely sold this in the parking lot. I'm gonna say,
uh huh fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Wow, fifty dollars for them? Yep, all right, Beatrice, what
do you think is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower?

Speaker 10 (01:12:12):
I'm going to say lower.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Actual Craigslist price thirty dollars yatress.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Congratulations, well done, you did it, Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
All right, hang on one second, we will get all
of your information. Isn't the point of buying bootleg shirts
to do it right then and there, because that's where
the demand's highest. Yeah, I don't want to buy some
garbage on the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Well they did, Yeah, the price went lower probably. Let's
say hi to Alex. Hey, good morning, Alex, good morning morning.
All right, Craiglis. Price is right, Sammy, you haven't gone yet, right? Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Okay, week Sammy. It's a vintage barrel for knitting and sewing.
Oh okay, so vintage three legged wooden barrel to hold
your knitting stuff or use as a sewing basket.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Oh I know what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Okay, this is old but somewhere dollar but.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Other than somewhere, it's in fair condition. If interested, okay,
I think you let me have a wonderful da All right,
let me shure you the picture of it. Yeah, we
go like a wash barrel. I'm basically like stool legs,
a little gallon or you put all your garbage in there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
The yeah, like that would hold all of Sammy's knitting follows.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Please, this would be out in front of a cracker barrel.
But it looks like some crap that she'd like, Yeah,
she'd like sold old stuff like this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to say.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Fifty dollars, Alex. Do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Lower than the fifty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Go lower lower.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Actual Craigslist price seventy five dollars for this garbage?

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
I think you mean very nice anti plus bar loom family.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, all right, sorry about that, Alex. Appreciate you listening
to the Win Show. All right, bye, let's see let's
go to Austiny. Good morning, Austin morning morning. All right,
Craigslist price is right. Let's go back to Gina. Okay,
Gina like she will travel with a fan like she
has like this little like attaches to her cell phone.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
Yeah, I had multiple times, and she sits there like
if we're like at an airport or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
She's like fanning herself.

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
I have a hand fan, I have a phone plug in.
I have one that just sits around your neck or.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Are you having like hot flashes already? I you know,
I have to tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Ever since being on Semaglue Tide, it happens less. Yeah,
so I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
But now I'm kind of chilly sometimes. But in general,
I always thought I was going through menopause, but maybe
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Okay, Well, this is a It says only fans. Oh,
I like that, and says welcome to my OnlyFans page.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
What not? What you were expecting.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
I'm a middle aged, pale white dude that's not real
good looking. So maybe you're disappointed. But we have various
fans of all types here. I'm looking to sell the
entire lot for one price each fan motor works. Many
of the motors operate one hundred and ten AC power,
except for the two vintage automotive car truck fans.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Those operate on a twelve old DC power. Fans, you
have to buy all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I mean, yeah, look at all these things.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Oh my gosh, fan, what the heck? Yeah? Look I mean,
it's just a ton of random movies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Man, that's like the stuff you see in an industrial
like yeahhe again, yeah, okay, I don't know, so how
much to sell the whole lot?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I have garbage? Clue again, he's only fans.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Yeah, I get it, we're all getting I mean, Jerry
Seinfeld selling stuff on Craigslist.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
I wouldn't have any idea. Let's say he's he's he's
a motivated seller. So let's say twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Twenty five bucks, Austin, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower?

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
I'm going to stay higher.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I hire all right, Well, all these fans, they can
be yours for forty dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Oh nice job.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Hell yeah, congratulations Austin. You are a winner here on
that crisis. Price is right, Hang on one second, and
ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do that. I wasn't
give him my little change of the day. And the
guy next to me didn't like having his his car
turned off or your soil change, of course, and he
had a little fan and he was kind of blowing himself.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Oh but I think he was kind of fat, so
he was like he knew what he was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Oh yeah, you forgetting you still have the other car.
I'm like, I didn't think that the Teslas needed oil.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
They don't know, yeaheah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
So we said, by the way, that that cyber tricycle
whatever the hell, the cyber quad this and it gets
about as much range as the actual cyber truck fifteen miles.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Which is just a baseless accusation.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
What somebody they said. Yeah, the fifteen miles range is
close to what Tea Bass's actual truck range.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
It's fine. It's easy to make insults when you just
make up your own facts. So yeah, wait, god buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
So more of the egg nonsense stuff. You know, egg
prices freaking out. So now people are renting chickens. Okay,
there's a company called Rent the Chicken okay, and people
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
People can rent them. Yeah, I looked at it. This
back when we raise our own chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
So you get you get the chickens to get feed,
and you get a coop and so you can get
your own eggs at home without the long term commitment
of buying your chickens outright.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
It end up costing you about twenty bucks an egg overall.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
Oh really, it would be that much.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Because because you've got to pay for all the overhead. Yeah, yeah,
why wouldn't you just buy a chicken? Why aren't they
like five bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Packages run from a few hundred to over one thousand
dollars for five to six months. Oh, five to six months,
with the chickens laying between sixteen and twenty eight eggs
per week.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Wow, lot eggs, A lot of eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
So if you're a baker or something, right.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I just this is
more of just somebody who needs a hobby.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Yeah, you know how I feel about people to keep
barnyard animals in suburban sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Yeah, this is for schools and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So you can rent the chickens, the feed and the
coup It's called rent the chicken. So there, yeah, there
you go. Yeah, so it works out to they did
the math on I'm reading more into it says it
works out to as much as thirty seven fifty per dozen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
My god.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
And it says so you might want to just stop
complaining and go to the store.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Yeah, that makes no sense.

Speaker 9 (01:18:29):
An egg liquid eggs for like five bucks for the
you know whatever. It comes in a quart or something, right, right,
like those prices hadn't gone through the roof.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Oh you mean like egg beaters? Yeah, filler, I don't
think so. Who looks at that?

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Just look at the ingredients. Should just say eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
I think we read labels around here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
What.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Yeah, but I gotta check in with mom see if
she's slaying eggs because she has all those chickens. Oh
she does still have the chickens. Yeah, she has a ton.
Like you open out the back door to her house
and they all come run.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Well, you should check and see if the chick are healthy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
At least she's on that farm. I just have a
problem with the people who have farm animals in suburban settings.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah, just her, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yeah, and just in case we missed you the first
time around, you just tuning in, or even if you
heard it already, you can't hear it enough. It's Friday,
Yeah that is hell. Yeah, into another weekend as quickly
as we can. We got the entertainment stuff. The birthday
is the porno birthday here in just a moment, a
couple of the holidays. For today, It's February the twenty first.
Today is National Sticky Bun Day that I'm on board

(01:19:38):
with that. Medical like this, it's no one eats alone day.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
No one should eat alone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
And that's what the medicine Gregeman saying for years, like
they will not go to a restaurant and just sit
there and eat by themselves, suppressing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I love it, you know, I love it. You love
it restaurants. I mean, yeah, I'm utual.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
I prefer to be with people, but I have no
issues being alone either.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
No, that's what I'm saying, Like it's it's not a
bad thing. No, Yeah, sometimes it can actually be really nice,
Like if my wife is out of town visiting her
parents or something like that, and you know someone's got
to stay behind and work, you know. So yeah, I'll
be like, what do I want for dinner tonight? I
do I have to run it by anybody, and I
go there and eat in peace.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Yeah, you're awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
I especially like sitting at a counter at a diner.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Yeah, I mean that's that's I'll do that. But like
when you're at a booth by yourself, fine with that too.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
And I would rather be at the booth. I don't
want everyone to talk to me at the counter Oh,
I'll talk to everyone at the counter. That's why I'm there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Look at that guy having an awesome time by himself,
scroling he wants to I wonder what list he's on. Yeah,
it's a National Caregivers Day as well. That's a that's
a rotten job. Is tough, rotten job.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Power to anybody can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
It's a entertain of stuff. Serena Williams, who everyone knows
by now, just happens to be Drake's ex, saying that
she didn't crip walk during Kendrick's the Super Bowl halftime show.
To be she says, quote definitely not dancing to be petty.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Lol.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
I think I proved twenty three times over, not counting
four gold medals, that I simply don't have time for petty. Bitch. Please,
you are the uptime for petty. You retired in twenty
twenty two, exactly, it's twenty twenty five. Now, you got
nothing but time all the time in the world. You
got plenty of time. Yeah, so okay, I get it.

(01:21:25):
Like the Wimbledon thing was certainly part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
It was a non to that the reason she was
invited was because of the Drake connection. Exactly. We can
sell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So whether you did it for okay, well the Wimbledon
thing and we're both from Compton and we did the
cripbogger right, Okay, there is part of you that did
it to be petty. Don't lie right to our faces.
Nobody buys that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
Yeah, I mean, Drake or not. Drake Kendrick is the
ultimate in petty and you're loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Kendrick song Not Like Us is back at number one
on the hand one hundred. Mindy Kaylin got her star
on the Hollywood Walk of Famous week, and her longtime
friend an office co star, BJ Novak was there to
pay tribute to her.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Here's what he says.

Speaker 12 (01:22:05):
It is a special feeling to be here as we
add the star of Mindy Kaling to the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. A brilliant and wildly successful showrunner, an incredible
mother of three, a deep in caring daughter and friend
and mentor to so many.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Bj, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:22:23):
He's such an important and ingerable part of my family
that sometimes I forget the reason that I know him
is because we work together professionally, and I am as
starstruck by him now at age twenty nine, as I
was when I first met you at twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I love you, get it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
That's fine, she's not twenty nine. But so anyway, that
got everybody talking again. They're convinced that he is the
father of her kids. Yes, because she's got three kids seven,
four and eleven months old, and she had them as
a single mom and has never revealed who the father is, right,
And so everybody's now convinced, especially after it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Was open.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
That they dated.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
She had these kids alone, like alone alone, well not
really alone.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Somebody had to be involved, right, But there's no.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Father in the picture.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
And she said that she was never going to publicly
come out with who the dad is until the kids
know first, Like the kids don't know who their dad is?

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Well, I got to see these kids.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Has always been suspect number one. I wonder if they
could take a look at the kids and then put
her picture into AI, their picture to AI scour all
of Hollywood photos and then to find out because it's
got to be like some Hollywood dude.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
I think the same thing's going on with Winnie Cummings too.
She hasn't revealed who the dad is. Oh really, I
thought it was what that boyfriend she's got We started
dating while she was pregnant. Oh really, what a freak
key is to start dating? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
So, how would you like to see Creed?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I mean if I like and the performing, I'm down.
Now what about Nickelback? I would do the same.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
What if I told you minutes that you could see
both at the same time? What? Creed and Nickelback will
be co headlining a two day Summer of ninety nine
and Beyond festival July eighteenth and nineteenth in Wisconsin. The
lineup also includes the bands Live, Three Doors Down, Daughtry,
lit Our Lady, Peace, Fuel, Hinder Seven, Dust, Tonic, Vertical, Horizon,

(01:24:28):
and Mammoth WVH.

Speaker 12 (01:24:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
I would totally go to that show anyway, it sounds
good July eighteenth and nineteenth in with Win Wisconsin co
headliners Creed and Nickelback. Rip Lady Gotgat will be her
own musical guest when she hosts Saturday Night Live on
March the eighth, and uh, finally, Nicole Kidman and Keith
Urban's home in la was burglarized. Yeah, they weren't home

(01:24:51):
at the time, but somebody smashed a glass window to
get in. But they took off because I guess one
of the employees was in the house. Oh okay, yeah,
and when the person breaking in heard them coming, like,
they took off. I don't even think they got anything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
But so far the police have made no arrests.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
And Donnie Wahlberg is going to return as his Blue
Blood's character Danny Reagan for a spinoff series called Boston Blue.
There you Go, Sammy, and that will premiere sometime during
the twenty twenty five twenty twenty six season.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
They're on CBS. You like Donnie.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Anything?

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Can I say that? I love don John.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Shiver.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
We're gonna sit be it's say and you know what
we don't do, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Frasier Crane, Kelsey
Grammar Nice. He is seventy years old today. I've heard
mixed mix things about him, meaning some people say he's
really nice, other people say he's kind of a jerk.
I like in real life when he talked him. But
he's one of those guys. I'm not a big celebrity guy,
but I because I am such a huge fan. Should

(01:26:00):
you also run the danger of talking to someone you're
a huge fan?

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
Often any of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Them being disappointed. I would love to sit down and
talk to Kelsey Graw.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
I wouldn't know you were like a fangirl for killing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
I love Frasier, love that sense.

Speaker 6 (01:26:12):
I'll say I met his daughter, Greer Grammar. She is
the sweetest girl I've ever met in my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
So nice.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Kelsey Grammer's seventy years old today. Jordan Peel from What
Medice Will Tell You is the very unfunny key in.
Peel is forty six. He's great at horror flex. Jennifer
Love Hewitt is forty six. So you got Anthony Daniels.
He was the guy in the C three po By
the way, he was the only actor to be an
all ten star Wars movie.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
He's seventy nine years old. Sophie Turner Sansus Stark on
Game of Thrones. Also Gene Gray and the X Men
Movies is twenty nine. Ashley Green Alice Cullen in The
Twilight Movies is thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Kim Coates. He plays this character tig Love Kim Coates on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Sons of Anarchy. He's been in a bunch of other
stuff too, but he always plays like some kind of psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yeah, he's really cool. He's sixty seven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
William L. Peterson, he was Gil Grissom on CSI. He's
seventy two. Ellen now Elliott Page is thirty eight. It's
a pregnant girl in Juno. David Geffen, who co founded
dream Works with Steven Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg. He's eighty
two years old today, and then he got Kendra Lynn.
That's today's porno birthday and today's porno birthday girl. She

(01:27:25):
has spent more seed than a kid eating a watermelon.
She's been in one hundred and sixty fine films, including
Lesbian Foot Bullies.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
She was in Kendra shows us that the Bush is Back.
Also Bratt's Spanking Brat's Volume two. She was fantastic in
Let Me Milk Him Volume one?

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Also rub that Harry muff And who can forget her
role in Your Sister found your diaper stash and put
one on?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
All right? What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
That's a Kendra Lynn who's thirty one one years old today,
and that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that it's a Friday morning. Look at what is
happening around the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Show next in Sensitivity Training for a politically correct World,
The wood Show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody,
it's time to officially called a week and get into
the weekend right right Friday podcast, it's waiting for you
to go to the woodieshow dot com. Thanks for hanging
with us through a very weird week, very very well know.
We had the shortened week because of the President Day holidays.

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We were off Monday and then of course Thursday we
went up to visit Greg for his brother's funeral. Back
again today though, and on the podcast, of course, we
had the big announcement, The Woody Show After Hours takeover
at Disney California Adventure Park. Yeah, this is in Anaheim, California.
We have so many trips that we're gonna be given
away round trip, aar fair for you and a guest hotel,

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tickets to the parks and to our exclusive takeover which
is they've closed the park just for Woody Show listeners,
so it's closed to the public for our party.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
And so when we get to decide how many of
these tickets that we're given away, how many pass how
many people will be there? And I've told Disney like, hey,
I know you got the metrics and all this stuff,
tell me how many people so that you're waiting no
longer than like say, fifteen minutes for even the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Most popular ride in the park.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Smart And so that's what we're doing. We wanted to
be like a really cool, unique, once in a lifetime
type of opportunity for you. So you get signed up
right now. Just go to the woodieshow dot com. Also
today the Fail Stories the DUIQ. We went around the
room for judge My Baby, and some of you had
a really keen eye and before we got to the
big reveal that that is a Gina baby picture. She

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was just the first one that had it readily available.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Yeah, I just send it right over.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
But we'll be doing some other ones with other Woody
Show cast members for future rounds to judge my Baby.
But if you would like to know once and for all,
if your baby is ugly or not. Please send us
the photo. Make sure that you have the rights to
that photo that wasn't taken by like a professional photographer.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
You don't own those.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Also, just let us know that you consent to us
putting your baby's photo online for people to ridicule and judge.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
Yeah, it's so fun.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Yeah, but anyway, so just.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Send us an email with that email at the Woodieshow
dot com along with a couple of photos of your baby.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
So that and more.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
That's all on the Friday Podcast Monday, We're very excited
because Greg Gory will be back. Nicee, Greg Gory back
on the show. It's been a rough couple of weeks
for Greg, so we'll welcome him back. Also, anything between
now and Monday that you got for us, you could
leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. You can also find us on

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social media at the Woody Show, send us an email
email at the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Plenty ways to get a hold of us. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
All right, So again, since Greg Gory is not here,
I would tell you thank you so much for or
given the Woody Show some of your valuable time. This
week You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Monday. Have a great weekend. SMD doublem Bye,
a great Friday, you mother,