FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 25th 2025 Podcast

Greg's War on his neighbors, Cart Narcs, News Headline & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is February the
twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here,
given in the Woods Show some of your valuable time
this morning. My name is what that is Greg Gory?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Would we've menace? What's up? There? Is sea mass? We've
got Sammy? Gina grad is out today, still with her laryngitis. Yeah.
Do you still have the uh that voicemail? I do?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Here, listen to this message memo from her. Yeah, this
this is from This is from the other day, and
this is what she She sounded like.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Let me get messages from coworkers that have this.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh yeah, this one. This one sounds legit though you're listening. Yeah,
here we go, listen, here we go. So I just
will up sounding like this.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I don't know what the is going on.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
Urgent Geart opens in twenty minutes and I will be there.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I will keep you posted, all right, all right?

Speaker 8 (01:39):
I will.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, I mean she sounds kind of cool, though, you
know she should talk to her husband Andy. He can
give her some of doctor Andy's tuball solution. I'm sure
it'll clear that right up. Some throat coat and some
throat coat. Yeah, there is bort. We got Morgan, our
associate producer, Vaughan, our video producer. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can send us

(02:04):
a text over to two to nine eight seven. As
we mentioned yesterday, we gained Greg and then we lose
a job. Wow, she doesn't want to see me today.
And I've been waiting for this. I want to get
from Seabaskets. He's been helping Greg out with this. An
update on Greg's war with his trashy neighbors. Yes, oh yeah,
and they're trash cans that they just leave out all
the time. There's a brand new round of cart narks today.

(02:27):
Let's go brand new redneck news and more headlines. Of course,
we got all that Birthday's porn of Birthday. Let us
in the world of entertainment. I'll coming up here on
the Woody Show. A couple things that I wanted to
bring up. I thought about Greg on this one. There's
this YouTuber Levi Kelly who has built what he believes
to be the world's smallest functional house, measuring nineteen point

(02:52):
four to six square feet. All right, get inside of it.
He built it on a small trailer. It includes a
heating area, a fold down bed, a kitchen with a
mini fridge, an electric cook top, and a sink with
a folding tap. Oh god, what about duty. He spent
approximately four eight dollars on the project and plans to
use the tiny house for camping trips with his family.

(03:15):
At least he's not trying to live in that thing
full time with his family family.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, they can sleep in a tent.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And answer your question, men, it's the toilet and the
shower outside. Yeah, that can't be but can be brought
in for privacy.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
At least, like you said, he's not living in it.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, well he has that. He's had four grown men
in the house at one time. Really, but I mean
nineteen square feet. Well again, if you go online, his
name's Levi L. E. V I Kelly, I'll look for
it and world's smallest functional house if you want to
check that out. I thought about menace when I saw
this one. You probably heard about the super volcano that

(03:51):
is lurking beneath the Yellowstone.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yes, I've been shouting out for years.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It forever. Mena's been talking about that.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
I want to make sure that it was out of
the ash zone.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Right. There is no sign that the volcano is anywhere
near to exploding, but.

Speaker 9 (04:07):
Just liquefying ground around it.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's interesting to think about what would happen if it
did blow. So there was a whole article written about this. Yes,
now what if?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Again, they have no inkling that it's anywhere close to that, But.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
This is knowledge already now, so share with the audience.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana would be the state's most impacted,
with pyro pyroclastic flow sure instantly killing anyone in its path.
The resulting cloud of ash would be significant, likely traveling
all the way to Europe. The closer to the volcano
is to a city, the more impacted by falling ash
that city would be, with the most damage happening within

(04:44):
six hundred and fifty miles of the eruptions center, and
that ash could have causing reduced sunlight, kill crops and vegetation,
and contaminate water supplies. Also said, there would be a
wide reaching f effect on global weather patterns and the
experts believe that that sulfur gas extending high up into
the atmosphere could cause a global drop in temperatures of

(05:05):
ten degrees for a period of six to ten years.
Oh god, so screwed, Greg. That would really affect your
summer depressing decade. That would be yeah. Now, again, the
chances of this happening at any point in the near
future very very low. And the last time there was
a dramatic film about the possibility, there was a two

(05:28):
thousand and five. It was called super Volcano and it
was nominated for a Primetime Emmy.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
W Oh just the thought of it, dude, it was
so scary.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
It takes a mile of the ground and liquifiaac Greg
really yeah yeah, because it's constantly moving.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Uh, you might have had some gold sitting in your closet.
You might have want to check and see if it's
still there. Recording some new data from sales of band
t shirts that are sold online between December twenty twenty
three and September twenty twenty four is where they looked
at these prices. These are the artists that have ones
that have the highest average resale value. I'm listening, so
the grateful dead. They've got the highest valued shirt that

(06:03):
sells up for twenty seven hundred dollars. What it's one
from nineteen ninety four and has a large black panther
on the front.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh, haven't seen that.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Here's a question, how would you know if that was
an original? And would it matter if it's an original?
Because people can get reprints of old concert shirts.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
And people that are really time they care if it's
an original. You can tell by the smell in the
field and like how fait it is? Yeah, I don't
care about that. But do you know who knows a
little bit about this is Bort. He sold some like
wrestling T shirts. Oh that's right, three or four hundred bucks. Yeah,
I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah. Bort had, of course all these different wrestling shirts
that he collected over the years, and you saw those
what a couple of years ago? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (06:43):
Last year I sold a WWF pay pew T shirt
for about.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Four hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
I am, I was gonna put it up for twenty bucks,
and all of a sudden I look on abay and
it's this specific shirt from this specific pay per view
went for over four to one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah. Now here's a question. Can you find like if
you wanted let's just say you wanted that shirt, not
the original, but the shirt they just look, can you
just go online and buy that?

Speaker 10 (07:08):
They have reproductions, but they don't match. The ink is different,
the graphic is different, and then it's the type of
shirt it's made on, like it could be you know
a shirt company that was around ten years ago that's
not around now. So these people know exactly what to
look for, like.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
These knockoff purses and stuff that they sell.

Speaker 11 (07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, if it's close enough and you like the look.
I mean, I don't care. That's Versaci's problem. Whoever makes
this Versati make purses? Yeah, of course, Yeah, yeah, that's there.
That's coaches problem.

Speaker 12 (07:37):
I have a question for Borth though. Once you found
out that that T shirt was selling for that much
and worth that much, did you kind of want to
keep it then all of a sudden, no, no part,
Maybe I'll.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Keep the same Yeah, yeah, give me four hundred bucks
for a shirt. Literally.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
My dad found it at a yard sale one day,
maybe fifteen years ago. He's like, hey, maybe you want
the shirt I left in a closet I'm like, no,
I need to pay.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Bills, okay, right. So the highest value shirts that Grateful
Dead one two thousand, seven hundred and fifty bucks. That's
followed by a long sleeved Nirvana shirt from the in
Utero tour that sells for two thousand dollars, and then
a York tea from her post tour one eight hundred
and ninety five dollars. Now overall, on average, the highest
real resale values are in Nirvana at number one, two

(08:21):
hundred and seventy nine bucks, Chili Peppers two hundred and
forty one bucks, Earth Wouldn't Fire at number three, Really
two hundred and thirty five bucks, out and Cast at
number four, Guns N' Roses at number five one hundred
and eighty eight dollars on average, Green Day a number six,
Paul McCartney at number seven, Kanye West at number eight,
still one hundred and seventy nine dollars on average, and

(08:41):
you got the Pearl jam at number nine, and what's
his xxx tasi on what's his name? Easia one hundred
and sixty three dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Why it's it's strange because the value stuff is usually
based on rarity. This stuff was mass produced. Do you
think it wouldn't be Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
People don't hold on to it. Do you know what
I have is from festivals. That's worth a lot of
money because I'm old lady. You know, I collect ornaments
and now I collect blankets from festivals.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Oh yeah, your tapestry blanket, dude.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I was just looking the other day because I was
showing somebody something. They're like six hundred bucks on real retail. Yeah,
you buy them for like forty five.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, there you go. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can hit us up with the
text over to two two ninety seven. We're gonna take
a quick break. We've got some more Tuesday Morning Woody
Show coming up for you. Next hang on the show.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Woody Show Podcast listeners This Saturday Garden Grove, California, Stater
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Speaker 9 (09:40):
Myself, Menace and Bort.

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and so much more. Let's just say you're not gonna
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Speaker 3 (10:04):
The Woody Show is back and we're into another new
allan insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Tuesday morning. It's February the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
I'm whatddy, that's Greg Goryan, Good morning, wood We got menace?

Speaker 9 (10:22):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
We got c mask? Sammy's here. Mony phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the number. You
can send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven. Dude. I'm like, damn near crippled. What happened?
I think I figured out what I did?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
All right?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
This is so dumb. So I've had this like crazy pain.
I feel like I pulled something like uh my right
shoulder okay, like kind of by my shoulder blade and
lifting oh dude, please shower, yeah, Joe and the jerk
no no, so anyway, and I was like, man, what
the hell did I do? Because I couldn't figure now.
I carried in literally every bag of groceries that I

(11:01):
had from the grocery store because I'm a man, you know,
it was and it is. I kind of see it
as a challenge. Do you ever do that? Of course,
it's like how I think every guy. I think every
guy has done where you know, they see how far
back they can stand from the toilet still get into
the You've done maybe not like as you know, forty
year old man, but you know you've done that in
your history. Of course, everybody's done that. And then the
other thing is like, like I try to get all.

(11:24):
So when my wife says, is there anything left out there?
I go, nope, I got it all, and I look
like such a man. Yeah, you know, and then she
get yeah. So anyway, I thought maybe it was that,
but nope, it's not that. And now the pain has
radiated to like the middle of my spine and it
hurts so bad. It's going up my right side of
my neck, giving me a headache. I've done that before. Yeah,

(11:45):
So I figured out what it was in the middle
of the night last night, because the motion is if
I bring my arm across the front of my body,
that's that's what triggers that pain. So it was not
the grocery. No, I think I pulled a muscle turning
over it bed one. Oh wow, how embarrassing. That's like
when I threw out my back sneezing. Yeah, yeah, because

(12:08):
like what it happened is, uh, you know, the the
covers and stuff were kind of tucked under the one side,
so when I when I went to roll over, they
were uh stuck. So I want to go grab them
and pull them out from underneath my big fat body.
And I think in doing that, because that's the motion,
like I did it the other night. I did it
last night and go to pull the and it's like, man,

(12:29):
that's exactly where I felt. Idiot, Wow, that's how you're
hurting yourself.

Speaker 9 (12:34):
Now, you don't do what I do.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
I kind of like when I flip over, I kind
of go airborne, yes, and yeah, I go up and
I like kind of bounce.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
But has that that wake Nacho up?

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh no, she calls it like the whale, like you know.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like breaching.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, like I bounce on the mattress, go airborne. Yeah,
flip over and then land on my side. Oh good, yeah,
exactly super fast.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's like a flip. Yeah. But some I'm just loading
up on on Adville. Wow, hopefully, hopefully I won't need
surgerygret you Now.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
That's why you gotta have a way to blankets you
could rep Yeah, yeah, nerve damage.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Whatever happened to you? Yeah, because uh Sea Bass had
had hit me up earlier this morning, saying he ended
up with the urgent care. Well, yeah, that's that was
a surprise. Yeah, what was that all about? More specifically,
emergency room at like two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
So I wake up and uh, after like an hour
and a half, two hours of sleep, which never happens.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I'm usually good for at least four or five, and
I look, what time is it.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
I look at my fitbit, I'm like, oh, your heart
rates like ninety, which is not resting.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Okay, Like, wow, I can't I guess.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
I'm like, I'll just close my eyes, go back to bed.
Can't can I can't really breathe?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well? Were you having a weird dream? I don't think,
so I can't really breathe? Well, look down like you
were running from a pack of hot chicks or something
you dream slamoring to get on top of you? Right?

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Yeah, one at the time, Yeah, heart rates one twenty.
I'm laid down in bed.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh wow, and I'll wake at this point.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Heart rate's one forty. Yeah, like, oh, this is bad news.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is why I don't use the Apple Watch anymore,
because that's what I was doing. So I took in
a steroid for like a sinus infection at some point, right,
and it gave me these heart palpitations, right, which I
didn't equate to the steroid at the time. I'm like,
Oh my god, what the hell's going on? And so
I look at my stupid Apple Watch and it would
show your heart rate and by seeing it and going wow,

(14:24):
that doesn't seem resting or that doesn't seem what it
should be right now, what happens now you're amping yourself up.
And so that's what I don't have that problem. Not
I don't. I didn't do panic attacks, none of that stuff.
I never had that issue. And so I go.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
They call it white coat heart rate or something like that. Yeah,
I go to the doctor, But I've never had that.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
I've never had that problem. I've never had that issue.
I'm a calm person, never had I don't care about needles,
none of that stuff. So like, and that won't go
back down. It's like a hundred and I'm just laying
there like, well, my heart rate shouldn't be one hundred
laying in bed.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
That's you. That could be one of those things. What
should it be at I do resting like sixty years below?
When when resting, Yeah, it's like, because I.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
Just on my little rap thing, you're resting, heart rate
is sixty two. So I'm like, okay, well crap us.
I drive to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
They get there, it's still right around one hundred beats
per minuted. Park the cyber truck where they just impressed
it to keep you outside. Talk right like I can't
talk right now. I maybe having a heart attack. I'm
sure they knocked you right away, but we want to
look at the truck.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
Well, luckily there was nobody there because it's middle of
the night. It's not you know, Halloween or anything. And
they got me right in ekj ekg. Fine blood work,
fine heart rate didn't go down for like an hour
or two though, so they think it's because again, no hype,
my old card, no, just none of that stuff. All
that stuff is a okay, perfectly in good health. So
they think she's like, well, do you snore? I'm like yeah, probably,

(15:49):
but I had a sleep test last year because I
was like, maybe I sleep apnea and I get a
sweet seapet that was negatives or anything. No, I had
normal brick.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I had had a yeah, right, Oh, she asked me
about cocaine in the morning. Has anything to do with it,
Like the fact that he was talking about how doesn't
eat sweets and stuff when he's not here, but he
loads up on the candy and the cakes and the
donuts and stuff that around.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
Yesterday, I had one Mickey ear macaron.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Disney dropped off some peanut butter chocolate. Mickey macaron is
so good that.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
One dinner, I had a whole rochesst ree chicken, which
is not unusual, and like a bottle of red wine
not unusual.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Nice. Yeah, not at.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
No normal bedtime, blah blah blah. So she's like, well,
we gotta go see a cardiologist, et cetera, et cetera.
So I don't know, think I'll probably have to lay
off the booze and go see this cardiologist. He'll tell
me everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I'm sure.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah, just keep an eye on it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Don't be surprised a panic attack, because even if you
don't like consciously is a panic guy. I'm not. I'm
not a conscious panic guy either. I'm not like I
feel like I can handle and I do handle pretty well.
I can do a lot of things at once. I
don't feel overwhelmed, you know. And then they they did
the same thing as I'm like, well, they're it's got
to be something wrong because it doesn't make any sense.
At the time, things were great and nothing was going on,

(17:04):
no stress, I was, I was perfectly fine. And then
they're like, yeah, it could be this subconscious anxiety that
you got going on. You're not even aware of it,
and it'll it'll manifest that in those kind of ways.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
I'm like, I'm not. I have nothing to be nervous
about it. Life is a okay.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Look at all the I'm saying I got to retire
this year. I'm clearly.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
But I think it's I I think.

Speaker 9 (17:31):
I bet you I could use a seatpap is what
it could be. Because that's how these that's how when
you when you do have uh sleep an that's how
you die because you can't breathe, like Reggie.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
White died that way.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
Then your heart starts going and if you have a
bad heart, you know can it can knock you over
the edge.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I love it because everybody talks about how awesome the
sleep is. It's what it's like one step below like
propo false. But you have the machine.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
When you don't care, the machine is kill.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I love that you showed up to work with the hospital, bab.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I didn't take you know what, It's an opportunity. Did
not take a photo.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
That's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
There's the I V for uh.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
Because they took my blood to test from ye our
art markers. Can I do the vague posts where I
take a picture and say pray.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Prayer and we don't even say from the e R.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
You take the photo and you say current view.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, this wasn't on my bingo card for today.

Speaker 9 (18:28):
I gotta I gotta do a better photo so we
can't see that.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, you can't see that.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
I'm in the probably need a bet or something.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I don't put it.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
There's generic carpet out in the hallway.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah no, no, we're gonna post.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
All kinds of paperwork. And all question is tell you
like just jerk off and oh.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Smoke weed and you're fine.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
They said, yeah, they said no, no caffeine, no, alcohol,
no exercise. Yeah right, let's see about that. Yeah. I
told the girls like, well, could I do like, you know,
like maybe like a boot camp or some kickboxing or something.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
To the box.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
I'm supposed to do iron Man this weekend.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yea, perhaps I could carry you to your car. Yeah,
well that's what she's like, Well, just what time you
done today? I can't not do curls?

Speaker 9 (19:09):
And now okay, people are texting it's the vaccine. No again,
that all the test all.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well he did get all of that.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
But there's the thing too, is all that's all the
blood tests they did were for all those heart things,
all that my odd of stuff, and that was all negative.
So it's nothing there. It's the ekg's were fine.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm glad you're fine. Don't like everything turned out to be. Okay,
the UKG is all good. Here, you stand. That's good.
It's never comforting, right, I've never again.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
If you wake up you're like, oh, I have my
heart rates twice?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
What it should be. People taking issues like saying, dude,
still with the fitbit, like what year is it?

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (19:44):
I love it. I've tried the I tried the Samsung Watch,
but I don't like having to charge things every day
or two. The fitbits go for a week easy.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, that's true. That's why I like the Aora ring. Yeah,
for sleep monitoring, because like every two three days you
charge that thing. It takes twenty minutes to charge and
you're good for two or three days, where the Apple
Watch was every day. And if you're trying to do
sleep monitoring, So at what point of your day do
you not have the convenience of what you have the
watch for?

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Yeah, exactly. I'm always with the Samsung Watch. I was
I taking it on, putting it off, take it this thing.
I could go five days a week and it's fine.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
All right, Well, glad you're here because we have a
round of cartnarks that we were planning on. Yeah, what's
one thing you would say? People at nineties today?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
So the world, I know, come near my house.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
All right, Well we have some card narc in the doom. Hell. Yes,
I just saw a video. You probably saw the people
send you all those shopping cart videos all the time.
You see the woman getting taken out by the rogue
shopping cars.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
This was a target parking lot.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
You can tell about the big red carts. There's no
hesitation I know exactly.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
And his old grandpa is just watched his load her trunk.
She doesn't have a cart with her. Out of the
off screen nowhere here comes full speed agent shopping cart
and doesn't see it cutting hits her square in the back.
She goes down instantly, and then the cart like I
guess it's blowing in the wing because this as plastic
as their lighter carts, it falls over on top of her. Yeah,

(21:16):
it's like over.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
He totally got attacked by this card.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I mean, that's an example of why you don't just
leave it sigeup.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Right now. That's where agents of bastion comes in, the
agents of cart narks trying to get people do the
right thing and return their cards. And we have a
brand new round of cart narks ready to go for
you on the explosive scale. What would you give it?

Speaker 9 (21:40):
It's pretty High'm sorry, I'm still peeling off the leads
from my e kg am. I I didn't take They
took the wires off a cart.

Speaker 10 (21:48):
Ards.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
on you cars?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
What you're gonna do? What you're gonna do when you filmed?
And women of card Narks. Listen from experience, you got
to make sure you get the ones that are kind
of like around the corner on your ribs, on the
middle of my chest, down the yeah, take those off.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
It on Instagram at the Woody Show and they said
something finally got you.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
Oh well, Actually, today is a banner day in cart
Narks because with the debut of a new agent of
the Cardinals. If you're a fan of the nineteen eighty
six film Cobra staring Sylvester Stallone, you're gonna love Agent
cart Bretty because most of the the Cartnarks agents are

(22:37):
known for being polite, kind, almost to a fault. Well,
cart Bretty, he's a little more tough, he's a little
more scary. He doesn't he plays by his own rules.
He might have a thick accent from somewhere. No, So
he approaches this lady and she's done the classic thing
again where people will leave out two or three carts
and they say around a hand a disabled spot, handicapped spot,

(22:59):
and people will say, oh, well, look at all those
carts over there. I'll take minor throat over there too.
So she's done that. She's added like a fourth car
to that little cluster. And and by the way, those
those blue stripes around the handicap spots are there for
a reason. They don't want your car there or your
cart's there. But she doesn't care about that. And Agent
cart Breddy talks to her about that.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Man, you lift your card out blocking a handicap period.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Why they put the blue lines there?

Speaker 11 (23:26):
Man, which one of the cars did you put there?

Speaker 9 (23:30):
You put one of them there?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
That?

Speaker 11 (23:33):
Oh so if everybody decided to poop on the you
can do.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
It right, Yeah, my friend, Well, she's like because because
Agent car Brett he points at the car. She's like,
I didn't put that one there. They love to argue
over the tiniest and by the way, inconsequential things that
have nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
It's mister carb Baretti. Is he uh anyway shape or
form related to mister Bongo song? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:03):
About cart Bretty is much like Cobra did in the movie.
He patrols the scummy streets of Los Angeles the fifth. Okay,
so now she's she's yelling and screaming. She drives a
little way down on the to the parking lot, but
she hasn't left the parking lot yet, and so what
of our agents love to do. They love to fake that.
They put a magnet on the person that fake that.
So this this agent car buddy walks up behind her car,

(24:24):
pretends that he's putting a magnet. That says, I don't
return my shopping real like a jerk. And does she
get out and try to find the maggot?

Speaker 7 (24:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah she does.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I faked you out. I won't this time.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
I'll do it for real this day.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
I'll But you understand when you block handicapped people's.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I didn't block though. Don't touch my pe.

Speaker 11 (24:44):
Man when you block the man? Why you having a conversation?
Why are you yelling?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Care clearly?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Are you cras?

Speaker 11 (24:51):
Do not harass you? Name is agent Cord Brody, the.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Agent?

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Why are you being so angry?

Speaker 3 (25:02):
You think I'm just gonna tell you my name real quick? Paul?
Do you think she wants me to touch her mother
fing car?

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:10):
What model McLaren?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
No?

Speaker 9 (25:11):
It was like and I think she said something like
when eye but the beach on punch you, you're not
gonna like it or something like that.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Wow, that's very intimidating. That's a crew in three.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
I do believe so at this point, she's now she's
kind of out toward the driving area, back to the
main road, and unfortunately, because she's out of her car
and yelling and screaming and then threatening and committing crimes
and things of that nature, there are folks behind her
and they do join in on the conversation.

Speaker 11 (25:40):
Ma'am, you couldn't hit me that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'm very I'm a highly trained agent.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'll block.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
You're a tick chip man.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
Do you understand that the area is around a higher
gas botch? Why are you going at me?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I know it, did I know.

Speaker 11 (25:56):
I'm gonna let you get out of theay because you're blocking draft,
you're blocking traffics. I'm gonna let you go. No, I agree, sir,
I agree.

Speaker 9 (26:02):
I agree with you.

Speaker 11 (26:02):
Now that she's caused a quota disturbance, I'm gonnater, get out.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Of the way.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
She's a jerk, though.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
She got she pulled up. You don't know me a
couple of times.

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Yeah, yeah, I am two hundred.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Also like very unlike the cartnarks to go name calling.
Usually they're being called names, right, But see that's you
might say, like, I'm not calling you a bit, you're
acting like a bitch. They may say, like you, I
don't return to my shopping car cart like a jerk.
You're temporarily being a jerk in this moment, but very
rarely do you ever straight up here the cartnark ever
call the person who didn't return a jerk. You could,

(26:37):
but it was, but he goes by his own rules.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
It was also done in a way that you can
blame the other drivery because he said, I agree, she's
being a jerk.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
And that's the whole point of the cartnarks is not
to is to make the public spaces cleaner and better.
And so once we do have this situation where she's
blocking three four cars, that doesn't help. So she she wins,
quote unquote she was the lesser of two evils exactly.
So he's a cart bretty. He's also he's patrolling around
and he sees a guy in a big old truck.
And this guy is probably under thirty, fully able bodied.

(27:05):
He's probably three spots from the cart returned. But you
know what's right next to him, an empty spot, an
empty spot, and the cart goes right in the middle
of that spot, doesn't pop it up on the curve
or something like that. So agent cart Bretty approaches this
man and asks him politely, of course, to see if
he could put that cart where up along, and.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Thank god the agent Carb Bretdy was on the scene
as that happen.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
You're gonna turn your life around? Why not, because I'll
probably see this. I'm not gonna fall for your drinks.
Oh you're jerk, So he says, I actually follow you.
So he knows who the cart Narks are and.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Yet still does because he wants to see it on video. Okay,
this is this has been this has been hypothesized for
a while that the Cartnarks become so famous that people
will start screwing with us, messing with us, like.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh, I want to be on the video, so I'm
gonna leave my cart out.

Speaker 9 (28:01):
And that's kind of what happened right there. He didn't
see me beforehand, but once he saw what was going on,
he said, hah, well, guess guess what, jork hole. Yeah,
I'm gonna blur your face out in the video. All
your lucier friends can't see. You'll see your stupid giant
blue truck will not see you lose her.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
So take that you got served.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
That's what happened.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
To Tom Green and Jackass. Yeah, Johnny got to Yeah,
they got too famous, would have to go to other
countries to do.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
So we do like bad Grandpa where he's and make
up the whole time, like oh I want to be
on the video yet we got time for one more?
Agent cart Bretty, what do you show? Cartnard?

Speaker 9 (28:40):
He sees a lady and what she's done is she
is a put her cart behind her car, loaded her
groceries in the trunk and said, Lottie dog, guess I'm
going to go away?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Who carres.

Speaker 9 (28:46):
If the next person wants to do what I did,
well they'll have to deal with my card.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
Aging cart Bretty approaches her and hopes again, there's always
the first offer is always politeness and kindness.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Let's see if she takes.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
It in guy Jared, Yeah, you're caught now, you caught
it good. You hit your cup block in the area
behind you.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
Man, what you're sure, I'll get it for you? Said
you be and dies, I'll get it for you.

Speaker 13 (29:11):
You're sweet, You're not ever seeing you change your carp ready.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
With your always do it and today was this.

Speaker 11 (29:19):
You know what us when people are sweet like you are,
we do it for.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Them, thank you is such a blessing.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Thank you, I don't know you're a blessing, not.

Speaker 9 (29:33):
Age you cutting. She was like, I usually I'm so sorry,
and see that's all you gotta do, That's all I
gotta say. You don't have to be like the first
beach and fight me and screaming stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Now she did she did? You know she didn't lie
right to your face and tell you that she always
does it normally, that's always the excuse. I never do.
But that was one time. That's like a cart and
ark a babe moment.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
You're like, you're a blessing. Yeah, you're a blessing, very
whole episode. It can be done, people. You don't have
to be a complete jack ass.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah it was. It was a lot of salt with
a little sweetness. Yeah you know I didn't see that
salty and sweet in this round of what do you show? Card?
And nice work for you?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I mean sorry, ancient cart bredy, I'll tell you return
to cards. People. What you do not that big a deal.
And you might have blocked it.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Man. When you block it, man, why do you have
a conversation? Why are you you o there? Clearly they're
not harass you. Name is Agent Croady with the agent
brit Why are you push so angry?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
What do you show back in the back in a field?
You're right back. Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside
the chicken joint at the bus stop. She looks like she's.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Got an etsy shop that doesn't do very well. If
the only people she feels like your close family, Like
she's not a but she hangs around, which is so
It's like here.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Hold these stones and looks hold hands in home. I
do have a yes ready and we'll back. It's Tuesday morning.
Any update we'ven't try to find an update on Greg's
war with his neighbors, my silent war. Do you want

(31:24):
to recap real quick? And basically, they're leaving the garbage
cans out.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
They're leaving the garbage cans out seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days a year. I've mentioned
this in the past that it's annoying, it's on sightly.
I worked my entire life to live in this one
particular neighborhood. They're making it junkie.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I got a lot of text saying, go, you're so obsessed,
why do you care?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I care because I don't like looking at garbage cans
on the street literally seven days a week. And there
are these two particular offenders. One has four cans, the
other one I believe has six. I gotta look at
up the photo that I people live in that house,
I know. So I enlisted Sea Bass to help me
out with a little project. And the Sea Bass had
some what postcards?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
Yeah, so Greg took some photos of these disgusting reprobation size,
and so I send them anonymous postcards with a picture
of their house. And they are not so subtle, not
so subtle notes saying, hey, you'd be a piece of crap,
clean up your garbage cans onto the city isn't enforcing
the which, by the way, this is against code. You
could be writing them tickets, but they're too lazy and
they don't.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
They don't do anything.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
So I know that those were received because I sent
You know, I get a little email confirmation when they
are when they are sent in, and there's a phone
number on there which they did not call. So that
means and now Greg, my question you is I assume
a couple of weeks later here that the card, the cards,
the cans, the cans are still all over the street.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Right.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, interesting wrinkle, it's gotten worse somehow.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
Pushing back.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Now, I think in my neighborhood the standard issue or
whatever the word is is everybody gets one garbage can,
one blue container which is recycling, and then a green
container which is yard waist. Now the house on the
right hand side has two yard waist cans, the blue
one and the brown one, and those are out seven
days a week, twenty four hours a day. The house

(33:15):
on the left, which I believe had two of each
two garbage, two recycling, two waist, they have all six
still out on the street. And now they have like
what I would call a home garbage can, kind of
like a tall you know, like what we have in
the studio, a tall rectangular, not one that.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
You would take out.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
And that is now sitting on the sidewalk behind all
the garbage cans. No, nothing has improved. I don't know,
because when I drive by them, they're empty, because they
come and get the garbage one day a week and
then the cans sit there empty. My main question is,
especially with the yard wasist ones, why are they just
sitting there? They do you no good?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
At the curb.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I can understand. If you have a bag of garbage,
you walk it out to the can. If you have
a bunch of yard clippings of what, are you carrying
them by hand and then just dumping them into the cans?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
If you have if you have six cans, yeah, there's
no place to put those other than outside. I don't
know why you have six side.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Of your house. Yeah, yeah, these aren't like tiny little
like good right like where you store six?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Like we have three and it takes up We have
just enough room on the side, you know, because there's
a door and then there's like some you know, uh
those air conditioner units or whatever, and then right yeah,
so like but they fit perfectly right there, and it's
behind a you know, like a door gate. Yes, you know,
you don't see them, and then you just look at
the house. You don't see them because it's unsightly it is.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
And at my house, I keep them right in the
side yard, the front side yard. And I even had
a little like partition wall built to obscure the view
of these garbage cans.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So what's the next step Because I'm thinking, especially if
it came in the mail and they got these. I
think the next thing to do would be somewhat like
you see like reelders do. They'll go door to door
and leave something hanging on the door. Now, because I
know that when we get the mail, because when we
get the mail, we go through and it's like sort
like this looks important. This is junk junk you look
at like postcard like that. You don't even necessarily read it.

(35:10):
You to see it.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
It's my house. I know it's address to the slobs
who live at this address.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Do you flip flip? Oh yeah, well I guess because
there's a picture of your house, I would they would
catch my attention. So here's what maybe or maybe fake
them out, because sometimes, like the real estate agents, they
will leave like something to show you what the comps
are in your neighborhood, like oh hey, look at here's
your here's the information about your house, And that might
like trick them in the looking at it.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Like a photoshop out there, like look how much nicer
your place with these garbage kids, or or like put in.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
An envelope says tax document inclosed. Somebody's looking for those.

Speaker 9 (35:46):
I think they have signed up up the ante for sure.
And my thought is I could do either a would
it be illegal? Lawyers out there would be like, because
yard signs are cheap to print. To just get a
yard sign that says, you know, a complete slob who
lives here, who leave their garbage cans out twenty four
and yeah, I just just because I could walk by.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
The thing that I fear is bring doorbells. You know,
well that's why I do it.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
You don't, right, but yes you do it?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Or what if you want with a yeah, they just
a clipboard and go, yes, we send some correspondence to
your house. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe haven't seen it. Is
there a reason why the trust cans? That's not a
bad idea, Just tell us why.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Okay, So I mean you guys are being all funny
about it. What I would do. You know what I
would do is I would just find my city leader
through LinkedIn and then I reach out to them and
have them enforce the codes. But if we want to
keep it funny, I do know that sounds like a
really good time for the radio.

Speaker 9 (36:42):
Yeah, I know, we do want to keep it funny.
We could do both.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Strapped a strongly to my local politicians, go to.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
The city council I mean that's always word for me.
But you know, if we want to keep it funny
and for the radio, I do know a company that
has the truck that has those digital billboards and then
you can just like park the truck right across the
street and have a message put your cans away.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
That could be fun, That would be good.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
I don't see that.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Stage we get stage like where we have those like
paid protesters like they have it other things. Oh not, Hey,
these cans gotta go. Sounds like you've done this before.
Get a job, don't be a slow I think that's.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Probably the best one because truck, because I can mike
myself up in that way. I can have a conversation
with them should they come out, so I would eat
from Greg Is. When are they typically at home?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I think the house on the I've never seen any
activity there. The house on the left, they just redid
the entire front yard and made it look incredibly nice,
which is why I'm surprised that there's such pigs.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
You know, they have to.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Be home twenty four seven. If they're making that much garbage.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Well, the postcards didn't work. We'll have to regroup, try
to figure out what the you know, number two is
I think to be fair. Maybe one fall what postcard? Yeah,
we do have a text here. Just send us the
slobs address. We'll come pick up the trash cans for
free and they'll never come back. Yeah, we got we
gotta tread lightly on that. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
How much does it cost? New trash can cost one
hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
You have to get the city issued.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
They have these lame rules that you can only get
a replacement if the wheels are broken and the lid
is broken. Oh that's right, et cetera, et cetera. They
make it difficult to get a new one.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
We'll keep you guys updated. Phones open eight seven seven
forty four. People are already texting over their their ideas
over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah. We're not
looking to steal anything. We're not looking to vandalize. We're
not going to do anything that. We just want them
to put the This is about making things more sightly. Exactly.
It's not unsightly. And you know what these things are
on wheels? You roll them down on trash day, Yeah, yeah,

(38:46):
roll them back up. And the trash company even offers
a service. They call it I think valet where they
will take the cans from the side of the house
and bring them out to the curb, dump the trash,
and then bring him back up. They do, Yeah, they
do offer that service. I'll look it up on the
website for my trash company. And a preemptive little comment here,
if you're going to text me that I have no
life and I should worry about other things, I'm seeing

(39:09):
it and I own it. If you, yeah, so you
can both be right, thank you, that's right, and you're
right sure, all right? All right? More Woody Show is
coming in. The show returns right after these. A couple
of dates on your calendar. First one would be on
April the twenty first. That's when we're having the Woody
Show after hours takeover. Yes, at Disney California Adventure Park.

(39:31):
So we're taking over the park. They are closing it
to the public. It'll only be open to Woody Show
listeners who have won their way in. Not a ticket
that you can buy, but just so you can win
your way in. And then the other date to put
on your calendar is it also the twenty first June
twenty first, the Marongo, Yes, the Marongo events. What the
twenty first, I know, just kind of worked out that way. Yeah,

(39:53):
so it's April twenty first for the Woody Show after
Hours takeover June twenty first for our next big event
in Marongo, which is going to be on a Saturday,
which is big because typically we've been doing those on Fridays.
So make your plans for that now. And we're getting
together a Woody Show prom. Yeah, so it'll be you know,
I've never had a prom homecoming any of that stuff,

(40:15):
and now you will. Yeah. But we talked about it
for a handful of years and now we'll do like
a full prom thing, a full prom theme.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
And we're getting all dressed up right for prom. Yeah,
so what are you going to be?

Speaker 5 (40:29):
In?

Speaker 9 (40:29):
A suit?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah? Is that what you wear?

Speaker 14 (40:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Get a tux.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Usually, Greg to do what you did, Like you just
his brother's funeral. He just like he bought a suit
off Amazon. Yes, what was it called a quick suit
or I called it a mail order suit. I will
find it was just so easy and I'll find it
and send it to you. Yeah, we were all talking
about in the back of the church. I'll do able.
You look like, oh my god, look Greg in that suit.

(40:56):
He's so doable.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
That's so great.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, I wonder he would take us up on it,
Like right now, I'm so flattered. That would be so broken. Yeah.
So that's the problem idea, and we'll have like we're
working on, like maybe a cover band and a DJ,
but just a big fun party.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
I'm excited. And I still have my prom dress for
my senior year? Should I wear my actual prom dress?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
If you want to piss off every woman in the audience.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
This is like, yeah, yous for you.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
You really let yourself go.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
It didn't even occur to you. Yeah, that's what we think. Yeah,
you gotta you gotta look towards me. I have all
the sensitivities. Yeah, you know about people's feelings and stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, you got to start to start caring. I don't,
and it is to be worried. The twenty fifth twenty
twenty five moved along with the week. My name is
What of? That is great? Gory? Would we've gotten many?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Sea Bass is here? We got Sammy Gina grad is out.
She's got her uh laryngitis. She sent me this like
a little voice memo yesterday and she's like, I think
it's why is she talking? Well, that was the only
time she talked all yesterday apparently, I'm like, that sounds better.
It sounds terrible. But she had a one hundred and

(42:22):
three degree fever.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
On top of that, it seems like everybody sitting a
lot of people, dumbass Tyler is sick. Then you said,
what's he got bored? He has one hundred and two fever.

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah, Syphilis's only out of his mind when I was
trying to talk to him yesterday.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah. I think it's super simpless, Yeah, super siff. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
Nuclear area. I think it started on the East coast
and it's kind of moving over here and back and forth.
I keep hearing about clusters of it popping up, like
friends of mine, like, oh, my family's all got it.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yeah, I have a couple of friends that are out
right now.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
And then you know, Sea Bass ended up at the
emergency room getting an e KG early this morning, in
the middle of the night. That's super fun. Menace. Menace
posted uh photo because you know those photos of like
the the arm bands you have, like the identification bands
from the hospital, and.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
They always go it's super vague, yeah, the armband, and
they pray for me, and they won't tell you what's
wrong with them.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
So we did that with Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
It said pray for Sea Bass, and then our our listener,
Paul from Sunnyvale says, I'll save my prayer for somebody
that really needs to.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
The comments are lovely, dude, Paul.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Paul from Sunnyvale and Menace used to battle console all
the time. Like you know, Paul hated Menace. He always
wished that an air conditioning unit would fall from a window. Yeah, oh,
is that you because Paul at the time is working
air conditioning working h I wondered why that specific would
yell each other on the air Paul, Paul, air conditioner

(43:45):
falls on your head, jackass.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
I hate you, I know, but I just saw him
this past December and he's doing great, and yeah, it was.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
It was really nice to see him. It was cool.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
It's how like most dudes become friends pretty much. You know,
you have a fight, yeah, and then next thing, you know.
That's how my buddy Joe and I were where we
got off the school bus, we beat the crap out
of each other and then we went to I think
his house and played some Nintendo that Yeah, UT's kind
played Nintendo. Have you checked out the Woody Show Merch store.
There's still a couple of things up there. We just
had a meeting yesterday. There's a bunch of new items

(44:18):
that are about to go up there, a lot of
that stuff that you guys had suggested. It just took
a minute to figure out, like what the right items
we're gonna be not the right items, but like you know,
there's there's different versions of that scene. But like did
we do the non Stanley Stanley or do you guys
want the actual Stanley uh, just as an example? Or
the hats. I know we're a big discussion about because

(44:39):
I like this this new era, the new era hats
that h that I always have like because those those
really fit well. But then other people wanted some snapback stuff, yeah,
stamp bis. But right now we do have some Woody
Show t shirts and some Woody Show hoodies up there
if you go to h Woody Show Merch dot com.
Somebody texted in six to six rocking my new Woody

(45:00):
Show hoodie at the gym and I'm and I'm getting
I'm getting some more feedback too from people who got
the butt plugs. Okay, and this this dude said his
wife felt it was a little small. Oh that was
my impression.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
I guess maybe I'm because I'm going I go to
so many of these like sex conventions that I'm like, oh,
that's nothing. Well, well, sure, but it's a proper size.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
When I was doing that, what was it my monologue? Uh,
and I had a joke about booty holes. Apparently there's
no like standard size for booty holes. Well because they're well,
I mean, they're all different sizes. Really, yeah, there's no
common size.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
There hasn't been in a science experiment on that.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
You know, they did research and they said, yeah, they're
all different.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, well you still have an average. Yeah, here it is.
This was a nine two zero butt plug came in.
The wife loved it, said it was a little small,
but she says that about me too. Hey, so it's perfect.
Let's see. Hold on, let me get an answer on this.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Seeing a length.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Hold on one second, how big is the average rectum?
See what it says average human rectum is about twelve
to fifteen centimeters or four point seven to five point
nine inches. That's depth.

Speaker 9 (46:14):
That's depth. Yeah, Oh, but.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I was a diameter about one inch when empty though
it can expand significantly to accommodate stool.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
I'll see in person.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yea to a gape. Oh god, yeah, oh there so
there you know. Anyway, the butt plugs are gone. Those
are completely sold out. But uh, the Woody Show hoodies
and some T shirts are available right now Woody Show
merch and a lot more items to come here very
very soon. If you're an air conditioner is just an

(46:48):
HST cube in front of a box fan some vaulting renickings.
And today's redneck news is from Henderson County, exist which
is in the eastern part of the state. That's where
game wardens busted this fellow who was hunting from a
porta potty. Right now, we've all we've all heard of

(47:10):
camo and tree stands, right, but the porta potty never
heard of that. He had it spray painted camo, of course,
one of Greg's favorites, and he cut holes in the
sides for his gun. And now, according to the authorities,
smart the fact that it's a porta potty was the issue.
That's fine, But he set it up on private property
and didn't get permission from the owner, so they charged him.

(47:33):
After he admitted to hunting without permission. He also had
to remove the porta potty. They didn't say it was
it was functioning or not. But here's a there's a
look at the cameo of job. Pretty terrible.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
That's not even like a double sized one.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, blind. It is convenient because it's like you're sitting there,
kind of like if you're in a tree stand you
gotta go. I mean you can link leak off one
of those things, but if you have to cock, you
better bring a bucket or something. This is so convenient
because it's all boom right that once. Yeah nice. So
that's from Henderson County, Texas, where a deer hunter got
busted hunting from an unsanctioned port potty, and that is

(48:10):
today's reading. Here's another uh butt plug text three one. Oh,
I gave the butt plug to my husband, who doesn't
really know the show. He said, go Alan. This says
all in, go Alan.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
He didn't understand getting.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Yeah, Alan is not spelled a L L I N.
It's all go all in getting on clearly not kidding.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Okay, come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and me and plastic tupper wearing.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
You except me to believe a word on it? Well,
I don't and I never will. The Woody Show, all right,
we were talking about the Woodies show Valentine's Date butt
plugs that we were selling on our merch store Woodieshow
merch dot com sold out, I mean all sixty nine
hot item. Yeah hot, And we've been getting some feedback
after people have been receiving them in the mail and

(49:18):
receiving them otherwise. And then we were because somebody said,
like their wife got it and gave it to her
as a as a gift, and she said it was
a little small, and we were kind of wondering, like, hmm,
how big is like on average? Like how big is
your butthole? One size fits all five oh four says
the human rectum can stretch a maximum of seven inches

(49:41):
before tearing, and a full sized raccoon can fit into
space as small as four inches, So you could fit
almost two full sized raccoons in your ass. WHOA. You
didn't think you're going to learn that today?

Speaker 11 (49:52):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Ever?

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Talking our math?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
And I had said, you know, what's the average size
of a of a rectum? And they gave me like
a whole different think somebody said I should ask sirih
about sphincter. We'll try that, a Siri, how big in
diameter is the average sphincter? It's about two inches long.

Speaker 9 (50:14):
Uranus has muscle sphincters that manage how proof leaves your body.
A sphincter is like a fist that opens and closes.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, oh, breakdown test. Speaking of fists. Yeah, speaking of fists.
One of the trending news headlines this morning Greg Gory, Well,
there's an up data on the pulp A how is
hip hop? He slip it through the night?

Speaker 11 (50:37):
Is he good?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Well, his condition is about the same as yesterday. Still
has pneumonia, had a slight improvement, but is still considered
in critical condition. But he's actually not bedridden. He can
still stand up, and his lab tests have improved.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
The ticket the bladder from the pulp.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
The pulp, So basically kind of a non update. He's
kind of still in critical condition, but not bedridden.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
What is critical means then? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (51:01):
Yick?

Speaker 9 (51:01):
Greg, credit bring it down? Is the eighty eight?

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Is the eighty eight?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:08):
I would think he's in stable condition. The deadline has
come and gone for federal workers to reply or be
fired to those doge emails about what they did at
their jobs last week. So, while the Office of Personnel
Management said initially that responding to the email is voluntary,
President Trump has said that not responding to the email
could lead to termination. And then last night, just a

(51:29):
few hours before the deadline, the Office of Personnel Management
issued a new direction telling managers that they had the
ability to exempt certain personnel from responding, as well as
take appropriate actions or non responses. Quote, agencies should review
responses and evaluate non responses, considering such factors as whether
in the employee was on excuse leave on Monday the

(51:51):
twenty fourth, or had access to email on that date.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, guy was gone.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
I was locked out of my email.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I know so many people said they don't even have
a federal email and that's their excuse. Furthermore, they said
agencies should consider any appropriate actions regarding employees who failed
to respond to activity slash accomplishment requests.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Uh. Yeah, I'm just thinking about this because we were talking.
Uh yesterday, I was talking to somebody in the office.
They go, man, I don't want to show you this thing,
but I don't want to look it up on the
office computer. They're gonna show me this funny thing that
it's someone in appropriate. We'll just come to my office.
Because we were joking about Oh my god, if they
ever I don't. First of all, I don't think they
ever look. They say they do, think they say they monitor,

(52:35):
but like just the stuff that we're looking up in
our office for different things, the porno birthday alone, oh yeah,
stuff like that. It became a conversation about like, okay,
well if we had to put like what name name
five things that you did at your job last week,
it's like, well, we got the ship and the butt
plugs in and I had to look up some porno
birthdays and.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Look at the sphincter side.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You weren't here for this one, Gray, but we learned
about some guy who was allergic to his own jiz. Oh, yes,
that'd be terrible.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
I don't think they really look at it unless you're
causing an issue on the computer because we have that
guy looking at porn in it. Yeah, put a bunch
of viruses, oh.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Right, Oh that's right, and then then check it out
to find out who did it, right. I.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Meanwhile, Starbucks announced plans to lay off eleven hundred corporate
employees globally. The Starbucks CEO sent out a letter yesterday
to Starbucks employees informing those who are going to be
laid off. Starbucks is also getting rid of several hundred
open and unfilled positions, and part of that letter sent
out said that our intent is to operate more efficiently,
increase in calout nobility, reduce complexity, and drive better integration.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Okay, so all the words, you know. I saw this
story and like, uh oh, I told my wife, like,
uh oh, they're getting rid of all these drinks to
streamline the menu. I don't know if any of these
are yours, any of your favorites, any any of your favorites.
And I'm looking at this and I'm like, man, this
even sounds fat to me, Like some of the stuff, like,
well most of it is just milkshakes. So yeah, these
are the ones are getting. The Chai cream frappuccino, the

(54:02):
caramel ribbon crunch cream frappuccino, the double chocolate chip cream frappuccino,
chocolate cookie crumble cream frappuccino, white chocolate cream frappuccino, Java chip,
white chocolate mocha, frappuccino, espresso frappuccino, ice Macha Macha macha lemonade.

(54:24):
And my thing is like the nuclear cheesecake lard cappuccino. Yeah.
I also like white hot chocolate or Royal English breakfast
latte or the honey almond milk flat white, whatever the
hell that is.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
I mean, if no one's ordering this stuff, why is it?

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Like why can't they jumping up the menu?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Then why can't they that?

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Well because apparently, I mean guess when somebody does order,
it does so things down.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
No, cause I think like there was a couple on
there that my wife said, well, I don't necessarily order that,
but like my daughter and her friends love that.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Stuff after after high school little kids. Yeah, I mean
they're desserts.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
My wife's niece like one of the yeah, oh they're
totally milkshakes.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
But like wanted is called the name it something like
the big Mac. They don't call it the double Patty
special sauce. That's when you start getting these big, long
run on names of something. Right, just call it something.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
And people know what it is, though, people, but it's
a difference between cookies and cream and caramel.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Right, But like you get into the almond milk, flat white,
honey whatever. I have to list every ingredient to have
it to be the name, or can you just say
like the go to?

Speaker 5 (55:32):
You know what's I go to is like the oat milk,
brown sugar iced coffee. I think that's the short version
of it. Yeah, I don't know, but I love that.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Thirteen drinks on the way out come get rid of
that one sad day. Sad day.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
There's a frat at Miami University in Ohio that has
been suspended after a student complained of inhumane hazing. So,
according to the report, this unnamed student was forced to
ingest an entire can of chewing tobacco, then do a handstand.
But when he tried, he ended up throwing up, and
then he got told to eat his own puke. Oh

(56:09):
there's an idea, Morgan, But he did not.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Yeah, that was my first thought when I saw this.
Your thoughts being what, I wonder how much money I
could make doing that?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah? Good for you.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yeahs become so pussified, man, what kind of stuff we
do on morning radio.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
But it's for money. This is just for friendship.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Yeah, this is a true friendship.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
That past time. And doesn't it cost you money to
join a lot? Yeah, like you were in a you
were in a fraternity.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
Sorry, thousands of dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Thousands of dollars And what does that get you?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Well, like three thousand a year maybe, But what does
it get you? You're basically paying for friends and you
do a bunch of Yeah, it's a party to get
into things, but.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You're not living there, you're not living at the house.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
No, but you can, I can, but that would be
and that's even more money.

Speaker 9 (56:59):
Yeah, she's doing a very terrible job at explaining this.
So okay, So like, for instance, let's say it's three
grand a year. That's going to cover all your you know,
activities and things like that. So if you hire a
DJ for a party, that's going to go into that.
If you have to get uniforms for the flag football
team that you're playing on, that'll go into that. You know,
if it so on and so forth, Greek Week, all
that stuff, any any kind of event or other thing,

(57:20):
you know, insurance for the house that you're having the
party at pizza party, Yeah, exactly, retreats things of this nature.
There's there's it's not just going off into the nether
nether Lands and the Ether. Yea going, So how much
would you pay for friends like when I honestly don't
remember that. It's probably because I lived at the house,
starting almost immediately, and I think I probably still owe

(57:40):
them somebody, probably a few.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Grand a year.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
But yeah, it's it's it's basically it's like a social club,
like if you are part of the Lions or the Shriners.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Like that, except you're touching other people's genitals. Yeah, they were.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
They were really weird about that with us, like they
were because that was like, you don't get caught. I'm
sure it's terrible with smartphones these days, but yeah, this
is this is one of my uh sae, which is
a big national Yeah, because usually one of these things
like puking and you know, touching wiens and stuff like that,
that's usually like some independent frat, but this is a
this is a big one.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
This guy also to do wall sets covered in baby
oil and if he slipped, he was forced to drink,
got forced to stay in a basement, not allowed to lead.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
We don't have to have a meeting for next week now,
Like these are all good ideas. I don't see what
the problem is uh this report.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Maybe it's the member of another frat of this unnamed
student had come to him and asked to join his
frat instead of SAE because he didn't like all this hazing.
So now the SAE frat has been suspended. A yah nah,
that is the latest.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
One. More Woody show is coming up. Show will be
right back.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
But Morgan, are you ready?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Y'all don't know this. I'm sudden.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
I'm hallucinating Iday like, oh, Woody Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
And we are back Tuesday morning. A couple of things
I wanted to bring up. Last night, During a heated
monologue about prescription drug prices on The Daily Show, John
Stewart shattered his mug on his desk, and right away
you could tell something wasn't right. Here's the here's the
clip on that.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Because we've already paid for him without something he drink,
I'll be going to the hospital.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
S it's fine.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
That gasp is Three minutes later, he lifted his hands
showed it wrapped in a bloody tissue. Yeah, yeah, but
it's fine. John, Like the badass he is, he finished
the show. Who knows if he went to the hospital
like a pussy probably not. Just rubbed some dirt on it. Yeah,
wrapped in some paper towels from the men's room, you know,
from the floor, from the floor.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
That's what happen to Leonardo DiCaprio and Django unchained in
that one scene like, oh yeah, his hand and it
starts bleeding.

Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
That didn't That wasn't supposed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
To happen in the script. Was he a stunt mug?

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Yeah, he just kept on acting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah professional, uh sea bass. You've been talking about it.
Weren't you invited like some like dinner or whatever. Fire
Festival two, Yeah, I got the tech.

Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
I got the text straight from Billy McFarland to me,
who believed McFarland's the guy who founded Fire Festival and
spent some time in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Right, Yeah, and yeah it's two or three. Yeah, but
it's back baby again. But it's going to what Mexico
at a Rule Island. Three day escape to the Mexican Caribbean.
Will you'll will you wear where you will explore by
day alongside your favorite talent and come together at night
to celebrate with music.

Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Yeah, it's off cancuon Isla MoU Harris, which is where
the Island of Chicks world class accommodation adventures led by
international and local talent. There's something called like a fight
pit you get into because I look, I got the
text from him here and it's where you go like
it's called the fight pit, but it's like water skis,
jet skis and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Yeah, but I mean there was wirefraud, bank fraud, making
false statements to federal law enforce and the documentary there
was what two of those so.

Speaker 9 (01:01:18):
For folks that I bought this. So, by the way,
this was supposed to have happened a year and a
half ago. This was supposed to have happened to Christmas
time prior. And now it's festival right because I because
when he first set that out, Okay, I've got the
first tickets. Now this is going to be at the
last weekend of May, allegedly, but he's got this new
company running it that apparently is not a scam company
this time. And I had to they actually canceled my

(01:01:40):
first tickets because I the first hundred tickets were like
five hundred bucks and then they said, well get you
in early. They canceled those maybe buy new ones when
they reset those tickets out for how much? I think
they gave me the same price.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Bitch about it.

Speaker 14 (01:01:52):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
And then they were supposed to have a like he
was supposed to do like these dinner dates around the country, like, oh,
I'll be in different cities and you can come out
for one hundred bucks. I bought that. He canceled that.
That never happened. And now is I think the third
different date we were supposed to have had for Fire Festival two.
So it's happening. Yeah, but what artists are going to sign.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Up for that?

Speaker 12 (01:02:11):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Who would want to be part of that?

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
I mean, will there There'll be a bunch of DJs,
but yeah, but that's the thing. But it's at least
at a place like I think with the problem with
Fire Festival one was that they kind of like decided
to make their own festival grounds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, and they had no they had no way to
do that create the structure.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
Basically, I've got the tickets, I got to buy my
own by the way, with my ticket has not included
lodging an accommodation. I've got to buy like a hotel in Cancun.
And they're going to shuttle us out to the daily
different things.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Apparently I didn't read into it. He just did an
interview and it went.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Terribly no way.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Yeah, yeah, I spent spent a couple of years in
jail first gamming people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
The Sea Bass might get to be a part of
the next Fire Festival documentary.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
It was supposed to have been a couple of months ago,
so we'll see. Yeah, are you going to give filatio
for water if you get stuck out there? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
I forget about that. Yeah, yeah, became famous local politicians.
Hey guys, we had a water Yeah, you know you
can do that for that price. Are locked in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
But the people who are paying like these crazy amounts
of money again, who could possibly be on the hook for,
you know, losing that money altogether. Like okay, so SeaBASS
is out five hundred bucks. While five hundred bucks is
not like nothing, right, it's also like, all right, well,
if I got to go for five hundred bucks that,
especially for what he does for a living, that could
be worth it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
It's a work expense, Yeah right exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
But you know, just for the the average you know,
frat dope, which is who was exactly frat dopes and whores. Yeah,
go out, go out to this thing, because the tickets
go up to like one point whatever million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:03:46):
You're talking about the Prometheus experience. It's just like you're
the god of everything, which I think will pay for
the whole festival for Billy. I still got to like,
I don't see at this point this has been moved
three or four times. Everything they've offered so far has
been canceled. I don't want to buy a ticket to
kids in the hotel and damn get a boat.

Speaker 11 (01:04:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I think you could trust him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
I've developed this dude thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Going to go, oh God, he's here again. You're so tortured.

Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I am the Woody Show, and we are into another
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over to two two nine eighty seven year That phone number,
same number that you called during the show works after
the show after hours voicemails. Got a couple of those
to get to a couple of emails email at the
woodieshow dot com. This one from Johnny, who says, hey,
catching up on the podcast from February twelfth. What he

(01:05:03):
mentioned that he was going to read an angry email
about the butt plug giveaway, but before he did that,
he handed it off to Gina for some headlines, and
I think he got sidetracked. Can you please read that
email or were you saving it for the crossroads? I
do have that. Yeah, this guy, he was angry about
the giveaway. Yeah, hold on, he was angry because they

(01:05:26):
were too small. No, at no. They were talking about
it throughout the day. You know the thing that says, hey,
listen to what he show tomorrow. Here's what we're doing,
and this guy was mad about This is a guy
from Dallas listening to ninety seven to one The Eagle
play Some effing real rock is the subject, Michael says,

(01:05:49):
advertising anal sex toys during a six PM commercial. Are
you all fing for real? I listened to metal with
my six year old daughter. That is harder than the
lame as bull ish you guys passes rock, But for
f's sake, I tune into your station to come across
the degenerate advertisement. Oh okay, I get it. You'll have

(01:06:10):
to act like your quote against the machine while being
corporate puppets. But how about playing some real hard rock
music than being some Howard Stone shock jock tryhards. Anything
made in the last three years by a band that's
not been sanitized by your overlords would give you better
returns on your advertisement dollars. What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I mean that email is the definition.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Of a try hard. What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
Your whole life is try hard? Tattoos on his knuckles.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Yeah, I'm with my six year old daughter, just cussing
up a storm. But I am really offended by this plug.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Advertising listening to metal as he can't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Tell what he wants like he wants Yeah, I don't know.
And it's And by the way, no one's paying for
that advertisement. It's the station's morning show and we're saying they.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Were giving yes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Cool Anyway, after hours voicemail, here's a drunk guy going
off about Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
You know what, that was some of the dummish I'd
ever heard. But all I wanted to say is I
don't consider myself a good looking person, but I could
consider Sea Bass a massively unattractive person. So I would
love to do a contest on who's better looking Sea

(01:07:32):
Bass is homeless, scraggly looking, he sagging ass or me?
You know, so either way, let's do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
It, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Yeah that ass, yeah, way side by side with trunk guys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's what the audience was glamoring for.

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Yeah, hot or not? Yeahs and they, like the people
would get up on the stage, was.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Like yeah, yeah, that was the they your pointer, laser.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Pointer hot hot or not?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
So you think you're hot, and they would use the
laser pointer to say, well, you're a little thick right here.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
Right, Yeah, No, that was the CW million dollar matchmakers
are Lamas. I do recall that, Yeah, yeah, are you hot?
The search for America's Sexiest People, because again, that's what
we're clamoring for. Yeah, Lorenzo Lamas would sit there and
he would just point like that, Lorenzo love that. I
don't recall what people want it back. It's got a

(01:08:30):
on IMDb, it's got a one point five out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
And by the way, we we do say that we
are the ugliest show collectively, Like if you averaged everything
out Obviously there's beautiful people like you know, Greg, Oh,
totally Sammy and you know those attractive people. Then there's
the rest of us, and that's not really the point
of the show, is right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was.
I was talking to somebody recently, radio guy, and he
was frustrated because they had somebody that they really liked

(01:08:54):
who was going to get to hire, who they wanted
to hire on their show, and the program director and
then their consultant, I wanted to go with somebody else
because she's quote hotter. Oh, and he's like, you know,
this is a radio show, right, Yeah. They're like, no,
we really like this person, her personality and the way
that you know, we're all getting along, the chemistry amongst everybody,

(01:09:16):
and then the yeah, the program director and the consultant
said no, we like this other person, like yeah, but
she was really kind of like they didn't I guess
did in jel as well with her and she wasn't,
you know, as interesting as the other person was. But
she's hotter. And that happens so often. Yeah, you get
a bunch of old dudes in a room that things. Yeah,

(01:09:39):
but but there seemed to be a switch. I would
say like, I can't even pinpoint the day I would
say maybe ten years ago or so where all of
a sudden everybody you know wanted radio people or expected
radio people to look like TV people.

Speaker 12 (01:09:52):
Well, it's when social media got really big.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
So then it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Wasn't just a lot. Yeah. Well, I mean we we
locked up and.

Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
Let's yeah, let's not kid ourselves, and hot people are
not getting into radio.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Yeah no, and then unfortunately, like not hot chicks in
radio think they're hot. I will tell them. First off,
let's name some names that is unfortunate, that's wrong with
and you are and it gives them an ego why
the delusions? Yeah, we have a woman you're a four.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
We have a woman who left an aftervers voice smel
she's got a challenge for Sea Bass.

Speaker 9 (01:10:33):
First off, we had the hotness challenge. Yeah, she got
a challenge for Seabasshi, what do you show?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
My buttle is so nippled here in New York because
it's so cold. I'm calling you guys. I want to
present a challenge to Sea Bass. He's always trying to
do his little projects and everything. I mean licensed professional engineers,
and while he has his chemical engineering degree, he does
not have that license, and if he really wants to

(01:11:03):
prove that he's the smartest, the greatest, the best, go
get his engineering license. Also, I think Sammy does an
amazing job as a great debater, and I think that
she would do an excellent segment trying to actually have
to debate topics that are contrary to our actual opinions.

(01:11:24):
I love all you guys, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, as I said, if we had a if we
had a segment called Devil's Advocate, right, because that's all
it doesn't matter what you're talking about, how indefensible it
seems you always get from that side of the room.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Well yeah, okay, but they're talking about like, hey, all right, Sammy,
tell us why Diddy should be free right now?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yea, and go and make an argument.

Speaker 9 (01:11:49):
Yeah see, I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Don't think you could do think about it. We'll see
mass replies to the to the child. Is that something
that you would find to be difficult?

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
No, I mean it's one of those things professional engineers
I worked with some of these guys in college are
it's typically either you have a PhD. Or you have
enough work experience, which I don't have any work experience
anytime recently, so that was not gonna happen. But there's
a there's a there's an exam typically in most states.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Yeah, I was thinking sticking because you were talking about
taking your teacher's exam, right, you know, doing something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
I've never said that I'm smarter than every other engineer
out there. I'm such a person. That's why the teachers
are stupid and easily clarify. Oh, speaking of which, I
got an update on that because I was like a
six month delay in my teaching application. I've got to
resubmit fingerprints.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Okay, why can re submit?

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
Because remember I passed the test was like five years ago.
But then our new thing is I'm actually gonna teach,
so but I'm I'm apparently I'm still in the process
of that. Okay. I saw their desperate for teachers. How
it also slow government workers?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Yeah, yeah, what have they done this week? After hours voicemail?
This is going back. In fact, we had a little
clip of it going back into this segment where it
was like Greg taka about he gets, you know, self
conscious of the people the store. Oh, because I go
too often. I'm such a loser. So like this little
follow up on Greg's daily grocery shopping thing and she

(01:13:10):
gets some social anxiety doing this.

Speaker 14 (01:13:12):
Hi, lady shove. I just had a total big back moment.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
But I have social anxiety, so it made me think
of Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
What I just did.

Speaker 14 (01:13:21):
I literally just wanted chocolate from.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
Seas Candy, but they didn't have the little bag, so
I had to get a box.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
And I could not tell this woman that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
This box was for me, like the whole box of
chocolate was just going to be for me, So.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I was like, oh, yes, little gifts.

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
She ended up wrapping it and even like taking time
to do a.

Speaker 14 (01:13:40):
Boat and I felt so stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
But you know what I ended up eating in my car.
I'm in the parking lot of Seas Candy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I hope she didn't see me, but anyway, I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Just wanted to say hi.

Speaker 14 (01:13:52):
That made me think of Greg and his like anxiety.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Yeah, so awesome, Love you guys. Bye. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
That's an innocent way to deal with your anxiety. You know.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
That's that's I hate a lot of slang, but I
do like the term big back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Big bag.

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
I use it all the time because it has to
do with it, because it's it's a certain level of
fat where the rest of the body can't handle any
more fat, and they start getting it like behind their
shoulders and it creates like a little like outcropping.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Right, I tell you the kids are big on, big back.
Oh yeah, So that's the time. It gets thrown around
a lot. My daughter says it a lot, and to
the point where I'm like my wife and I both go, hey,
you gotta like put that out because she's gonna get
in trouble a school. She's gonna throw that around. She
gonna call somebody at school a big back. But you
know what I mean, Then you're gonna get in trouble
for bullying, shaming whatever they want to call it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
Call deliminated bullying. Like five years ago, didn't we know?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
It still goes on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
My brother in law's name Bobby, so I call him
big back Bobby, big bag Bobby. Got door down again?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
All right, Sammy, have you thought about it? You have
to try to.

Speaker 12 (01:14:56):
I've thought about it, but I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Three Diddy, are you in? So how can you come
up with these excuses for all these other things that
we talk about that are seemingly indefensible But yet well,
and then you have something you said two seconds ago. Well,
it's a talent.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
It is, it's a skill.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
It is difficult. Why why is this any different?

Speaker 12 (01:15:18):
Because he rapes and drugs people in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Video of beating Challie.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Allegedly different.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
You don't know if that was ai trial the video.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
I saw a video right now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
I saw a video of Elon Musk gnawing on Donald
Trump's feet. Okay, so this could have been the video
you saw that could have.

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
Been It was not a I I guess is like
would be I guess innocent until proven guilty. He has
not been I guess in the court system proven guilty yet.
So technically he is still free and we have him
locked up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Yeah. True.

Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
I mean I thought this was America.

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
So he's not a flight risk, yeah, Sam, which would
be the reason he would.

Speaker 12 (01:16:12):
He promised that if we let him out, you know,
he would give us a list secure his private security
would be at his house and make sure that he
didn't go anywhere. And just he promised he wouldn't go anywhere. Yeah,
that he hired, and it would keep a list of
the people who visit him so that we can really
monitor everything. I'm sure he would let us put an

(01:16:34):
ankle monitor on him as well, as long as he
can just go and live at the house that he
worked so hard for to begin with. It's not fair
to have all of his stuff taken away from him
when he's not even i mean, been proven.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Guilty of anything. Yeah, honestly, I'm a little taken aback
by how she can just come to the of such
a disgusting person.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
All right, So I was watching what was the thing
that that genius says that thing about HGTVAN, something about like, yes, yes,
how it was like homosexual gay television. Somebody e TV.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Older man, not familiar with it, younger guys watching it,
and he says.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
It's HGTV because for homosexual.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Homosexual gay television, right, yeah, kind of.

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
A lot of interior decorating, and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
I think it's hot gay television kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
He goes, you know, it's kind of gay porn, and
it's like, well, yeah kind of, but I mean for
a not gay guy, Uh, I love it. It rolls
and even though I hate the show, like I'll put
it on just to have it in the background my
lottery dream home.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Yeah, I hate that show so misleading.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Yeah, because because all the houses suck on there you Yeah,
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
And so here's the thing. It's always something like I
won fifty thousand dollars on a scratcher, Okay, my budget
is one and thirty thousand dollars for a house.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Even they get a big winner like I won three
million in my budgets.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Yeah, the houses are always trackshed only one episode and
I'm with you. I watched probably that show a trillion times.
Never liked any of the houses, except that one time
that lesbian couple they had, like that huge modern house.
Oh yeah, that one was dope.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
I Greg check this out. The person that they had
on the most recent episode I watched a few days
ago was a woman who inherited money from someone dying. Yeah,
that's not even a lottery. That's not that's a lottery
that was on that episode. Yeah, and her budget top
end budget, no more than three hundred thousand, Like it's
called my lottery dream home.

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
You're thinking, yeah, and my.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Grandma died entry level condo.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Yeah no, no, dude, you can get a nice house
for three hundred thousand dollars. Depends on where you are,
but like still where you are in the country and
some of the places they go to, Yes, you can
get a nice house. But the title, like you said,
makes you think mansions absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Mansions, cool places, places like a lazy river or something
like that being lied to. Yeah, I think people a
woman who inherited money from a RELEGI almost dark.

Speaker 9 (01:19:17):
You know, people who have that much money don't go
ONHU TV, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Yeah, you hang with David, you know?

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Yeah, And I would love to hang in with David,
even though you feel like a pirate.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Like white trash. People who actually win the lottery, they
would go on there because that's that's that's who it
is going on. Yeah, I know, but like they should
have a threshold of like how much did you win?

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
Yeah, like ten million?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
And what's your budget or better yet, what's your budget
on a house? Yeah? Not just it should be a
minimum of a million dollars, but something not regular.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
I feel like that's the only show that's wrong, because
that's the one I see the most. But that's not
a new thing of people inheriting money and then being
on that show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Yeah, I don't think I've seen that. Now, this show
I would watch Men has found this? Oh this is
a great this, this is this could be a really
great series.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
This is from a guy called Rock Cuba, and he's
in Knoxville and he's touring an apartment with a couple.
The only problem is that the couple actually don't want
to live in their own apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
No, No, they don't. They'd rather live on the streets.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Well, yeah, so we call it homeless house hunters.

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
They're gonna explain why why this apartment, which is subsidized
housing too.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
It's being given to them. And honestly, looking at the apartment,
it's nicer than some of the apartments.

Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
That I have lived. I mean they've they've that's pretty good.
They've crept it up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
So he yeah, he initially starts talking them out on
the street where they're with other homeless people, and then
they go into this house, this apartment that's given to.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Okay, and so this is they're giving the tour of
the of the of the free apartment that again looks
better than some of the places that Menace has lived in,
better than some of the places I've lived in. I've
read in that room at a someone's house. Yeah, I
think so, I.

Speaker 14 (01:20:57):
Don't want to be in government housing. This is Isabella Towers,
an apartment complex in Knoxville, Tennessee. It's just terrible and
it's just too small.

Speaker 11 (01:21:08):
But you could kind of make this nice about the
size of mine back home.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Now, come on, we gotta we gotta learn a little gratitude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
There's this is a heater.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
I would prefer this personally the living.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
On the street.

Speaker 14 (01:21:19):
It's about the same, really, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Really about the same because we we would have more
freedom out there, though we wouldn't care if we lost.

Speaker 14 (01:21:25):
It to either.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
So they wouldn't have freedom if they had a free apartment.

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
Right, yeahating, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
So much freedom on the street Now this is a
brand new building. And then so there's like, yeah, it's
better to live on the street.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
And by the way, this is why you'll never completely
eradicate of it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
You can literally give them the and they'll complain about
that it's too small and the place is not a dump.

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
And the guy who's videoing this is trying to tell
he keeps trying to sell him like the benefits of
having a heater, right right, the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Only ac shower.

Speaker 14 (01:22:01):
Yeah, we consider this still, honey, I still believe I
want to live in a house where I can actually
go outside and do yard work.

Speaker 9 (01:22:09):
Yeah, right, taking your free apartment because there's no yard.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
I don't have a yard that I oh, come on,
but you're homeless, you're doing yard.

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
Yeah, that's how he's busy enough upkeep.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
This reminds me of a family member who turned down
a uh an opportunity to take a job with ups
because they wouldn't start with their own route as a
driver making six figures. You'd have to start at the
sorting center. And like, no, no, in the meantime, yeah,
in the meantime, they were doing something like delivery. It's

(01:22:45):
just like delivering, you know, food and stuff. So like,
come on, man, like y'all no, no, not that I
don't want this. I'd rather I would rather a house
yard work.

Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
Yeah, And the host series trying to tell them, well,
when you have a free apartment, you could start putting
a lot of money to save up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
So that's how it works.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Achieving that from this place is substantially easier than achieving
that from the streets.

Speaker 14 (01:23:13):
Not really, it's much easier to do on the streets.
It doesn't have a window factor.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Oh, it doesn't have a window factor.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
A window.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Also, he's making the argument that it's easier to live
on the streets it's saved money. Save money to buy
a house than live in this apartment for a free
and buy a house.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Least to have a secure place to keep her money.

Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
Yes, you're not CoFe cad yeahed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
So I went through this guy. He's got another channel, Yeah,
a YouTube channel called Raw Narrative, and yeah, he just
talks to homeless people basically all day. So here he
is talking to a guy in Savannah, just sitting down
at the park in Savannah, Georgia. And apparently this guy
used to be an architect, but he gave it all
up for the homeless lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
All right, homeless house hunters.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
I've been homeless for fifteen years and I did it
by choice. I was looking for a challenge in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
That's kind of like a social experiment.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
At first, it's a sociue experiment.

Speaker 11 (01:24:06):
Okay, So basically you fell in love with.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
What part of the lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
The freedom I don't report to anybody, I don't have
to do anything. I can wake up and do whatever
I want to do every day. And it's like it's
like being on permanent vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
That's what I think.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Yeah, I get so jealous when I see homeless people thinking, Wow,
you're on vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
I mean, that does sound like the dream, but like,
you know, what do you want to like I don't know,
do it the right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Way with the roof over your head? There's not either
or yeah, I understand if you're in that, Like, why
would you in this case? Why would you choose that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
It's it can't even I mean I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
Well, go to clip that to clip to D and
he'll tell you why you would choose that, why it's
so rewarding.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I have never been so happy in my entire life.
Never went to bed hungry, usually go to bed drunk,
high and stone. I don't have any addictions.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Like, so you have the power.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I've never turned down free drugs in my entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
That's why he's so happy.

Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
It's not that he gets to get up and do
whatever he wants.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
He gets to do all the drugs he wants. Yeah,
get free and the freedom because you know, it's not
like there's a job that's gonna drug test him and yeah,
tell them what's fired, you know, and hopecially guys didn't
know this.

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
When you are living that life, you get exclusive opportunities
that are not available to people with roofs over their heads. Okay, yeah, yeah,
the last one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
There, I'm sorry, There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Somebody gave me some experimental drugs the other day. It
was just like doing math, except you could sleep. I
was just going to all my friends and every time
I they'd do it. I'd do it for like three
days until it was gone. And I was pretty much
dropped that whole three days.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
But then I slept for like four to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Eight hours, woke up. I was still high, and I
was high for like two weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
That's cool, you'll let you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Are stupid jobs ruined everything I want.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
I was just in San Francisco, and I was wondering,
like the homeless people, the told that takes on your
body to do those drugs every single day, Like how
do they live? Like, look, it's part.

Speaker 14 (01:26:19):
Of them at a certain point.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
For like how do they survive? How they how they
do just not die within a month, you know. But
you see the same person, homeless person, you know, month
after month after month. I don't get it, Like they're
doing these experimental drugs that keep you up for two
weeks and your body can handle that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
This guy says he's been doing it for fifteen years
five six says, Please tell me where I can watch
these homeless people that do not want to live in
the apartment. It's raw Cuba on Instagram and then he's
on Instagram and you can link their raw narrative on YouTube. Yeah,
you can jeck it there. Somebody said they're building luxury
apartments for the homeless in downtown Los Angeles is disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
Well that's because and this just highlights what people who
are actually deal with them say. It's not about putting
a roof over their heads. It's it's about getting them
off these drugs.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
And I never had a thing where you, let's say,
have to be at an appointment in a couple hours,
and that's too much time to not do anything. But
it's too little time to go home and sit around,
and then you have two hours to kill in the
world drugs. Like, I don't know what to do next,
Like what am I going to do for two hours?

Speaker 12 (01:27:23):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
And imagine being homeless twenty four hours a day. What
the hell would you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Do anything you want? Well, you get have total freedom,
you get high for three times, right, I would ride bikes, fishing. Yeah,
you can travel one thing that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I like to do every year. I'll drop into a
town where I don't know anybody. I'll just go up
through the Greyhound Boss and get a grayhamd bus ticket
to somewhere. Where's your next bus through?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
I just want to say, Francisco, How was that I
spent six months out there?

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
There are a lot of homeless people there, A lot
of homeless?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Does that make more competition? Is it harder to survive
when there's a nexcess homeless people?

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
It is, but it's part of my research research.

Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
Yeah, just wait for that book to come out. So
it's just so rewarded.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Sometimes I go to to Palm Springs and it's like
one hundred and twenty degrees and I don't know how
they have homeless people there, but a ton Yeah, well the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Same place and blazes that get super cold. Yeah, but
people out there were warm blooded animals.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
I think they lick their eyeballs for moisture.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Yeah. Well, there's homeless house hunters, guys, it's hard to believe. Yeah,
somebody's watching My Lottery dream Home in an episode where
a woman receives settlement money from her child dying My
Lottery talking about white trash idiots. You're on my lottery
dream home and everybody in your settlement from your daughter dying.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Like what, Oh that's pretty gross, that's really bad.

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Just place has got a yard, yeah, ac shower.

Speaker 14 (01:28:58):
Yeah, we considered. Still I want to live in a
house where I could actually go outside and do yard work.

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
With a little extra effort, I think we can up
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They will be right back fast. Just a heads up
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Position, I wonder if today is the last.

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Now, Morgan, are you being mean to people on the
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you see that? Yeah? I've been texting them back.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
I'm gonna fice you moved today for some reason.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Here Meghan is really mean? Yeah, I said, who's Megan mean?
When she answers the phone as if she hates her job.

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I do hate my job.

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I love the worst job ever.

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Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Sometimes, well it depends what you call for. Sometimes if
it's a stupid thing, then I might have an attitude.

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Yeah, why, like, what's what's going on today, bab it's
tell sweet Well on.

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I think it's for content about the show, and they're like,
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Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
What a pain to have people excited about what we
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I know I shouldn't.

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I wasn't mean, by the way, just feisty. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
And when you're trying to go through several calls, people
think that you're just hanging up on them, but you're not.

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No, that's what we said. Like when people say, oh,
she told me that I won and then hung up,
that's not what's happening.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
I never say that.

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Never. She would say like, oh, you're twenty one and
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Oh she said I won. Yeah, And so we would look,
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and you call in and you have to be the
right person or whatever the contest is. That's great. We
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Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Tuesday. It's
February the twenty fifth. Today is let's all eat right
day again. Right, let's do it, let's let's not.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Although we are always in the dating, we always have
so much temptation around us.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Yeah, right now we do.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Yeah, I mean we have that. We still have that
big giant bucket of recent peanut butter cups in the
office that was brought in like before the holidays. Right now.

Speaker 9 (01:33:04):
The old us would have killed that last so long.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Yeah, and then we had a bunch of candy that
we brought on the plane when we would go into
uh see Greg for his brother's funeral. And this is
just a leftover there, and this is this is a
couple of days. Even so, we had Friday, we had yesterday,
we had today.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
A box of bags of eminem Yeah, it's heaven on
a table and there's a bunch of like sour patch
kids and Swedish fish oh yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
With a little Halloween size like hand out one. Yeah.
Today is National Chocolate Covered Nut Day.

Speaker 9 (01:33:38):
Yes, my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
And today is quiet Day.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Got some birthdays and port of birthday coming up here
in just a second. But the identity of Dave Girl's
elicit baby mama has been revealed. I've been waiting. Her
name is Jennifer Young. She's thirty eight. She's a horror
movie producer. And the thought is that they might have
met on the set of The Food Fighters twenty twenty
to Horror Movie Studios six six six and then uh

(01:34:04):
she also has worked as an onset assistant to actor
Justin Throw. And now I know what you're wondering, Is
she hot? How does she compare to Dave's actual wife,
and I say, in my opinion, I'll show you some
pictures here, not even close. Like once again, this is
another case of someone cheating with someone less attractive than
what they've already got at home. And Dave, by the way,

(01:34:25):
still with his wife. He says they're trying to work
it out, but I guess people who know them say
things are pretty rough. So here's here's the woman. Here's
the woman that he had the baby with.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Okay, slightly slightly thick, yeah yeah true, and thenk yeah,
and then there's Dave's wife.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Oh wow, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
But yeah, here's the thing you always like, I wonder
how that works. It's just because the willing to do
an Yeah, they're willing to do anything, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
It's all things lead back to anal.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
Yeah, I'm I mean, being attractive will just go so far.
It's like I guess, actually that will wear off and like,
oh I got to deal with this person.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
That's a paying it's just something new.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
According to people who know this side chick, she's not
even a big Food Fighters fan, and they doubt this
is something that she did intentionally.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Excuse me, Okay, even if you're not a fan though
you know who he is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
You know who he is. But in other words, it
wasn't like a groupie kind of situation and not something
that she was out to like I'm gonna get pregnant
by Dave Grohl. They hooked up. It happened, just an accident.
The biggest movie in America this week is still Captain
America Brave New World. The horror flick The Monkey is
on the list in second. It's about a pair of

(01:35:40):
twins in their childhood toy. It's loosely based on a
short story by Stephen King.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
I know I've been off the radar, but I haven't
heard of this movie. And I heard it was number two.
What the Monkey, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I'm with you, Greg, I haven't heard of it. Paddington
in Peru Kid's movie number three. It's followed by dog Man,
and then rounding out the top five is a Chinese
animation flap that kneeza II all right, joh, I don't
even know how you say it. Who Cares? Some sexy
songs for you. Drake's new album with Party next Door debut,
What Do You Know? Number one? Look at that on

(01:36:11):
the Billboard two hundred, just out of pure curiosity. And
even if it wasn't for that, it probably would have
been that way anyway. Spider Man four is being pushed
back to July of twenty twenty six. Oh man, not
that anybody cares, but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are
officially divorced. No, Betty White getting her own stamp the
US Postal Service. We're going to make a new stamp

(01:36:33):
honoring her will be available next month. Books of Betty
White Forever stamps will be available starting on March twenty seventh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Okay, I will delight my mortgage company with the Betty
White stamp. Yeah when I said.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Yeah. And a free first day of issue event for
the Betty White stamp is set for the twenty seventh
of March at the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens.
That'll be a rager. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Oh, just a heads up. Speaking of j Lo, you're
gonna probably start here some stuff about this. Her hairdresser died.
I did hear about Yeah? No, yeah, no, like it's weird.
He was out there with her in like Dubai. Yeah,
back from Dubai and died.

Speaker 12 (01:37:11):
But he came back separately. Like he was sick in Dubai,
so we couldn't leave with them. So j Loo and
whoever they all left and he stayed back and then
he flew back and died when he got back here.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
Yeah, drugs.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Imagine PNEUMONIAE thirty four and the pump with.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Them.

Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
Yeah, catch pneumonia.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
We just get this when you get you know what
it is, right, You just have fluid in your lungs.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Yeah, yeah, I mean do you catch it or have
you heard this in his I don't take situation.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
I think you catch I think it's a viral thing
that ends up, you know, developing into pneumonia. That's why
you got you take care of any kind of like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
And you get it when you're already sick usually right, correct,
like when you're in the hospital or whatever. But imagine
JL just keeping it real and traveling without a hairdresser.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
I know, right. I did see Jennifer love Hewitt. She
just posted for her birthday the other day. It was
another one is a very brave, unfiltered no makeup photos.
She's a warrior. Yeah, and it's like, oh, okay, cool,
Like is that a big deal anymore? I don't know,
but somebody pointed out, like there's not a day that

(01:38:19):
goes by the Jennifer love Hewitt doesn't somehow involve her
looks and whatever she's talking about. I guess constantly looking
for validation. Though, Yeah, I think it depends on the person.

Speaker 12 (01:38:29):
Like when Pamela Anderson stopped wearing makeup, that was a
big deal. She looks like a completely different way, right exactly,
So how much makeup were you wearing to begin with
to make it a thing or not?

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Yeah? Now, back in the day, like the Party of
Five Days, I did have a crush on Jennifer Yeah,
oh yeah. Live Nation. They're discontinuing their lawn Pass program.
They said they're going to replace it with quote some
new and exciting programs. And finally here, Michael Jackson's estate
is beefing with an auction house. It's planning to sell
some of his unreleased music. There are two cassette tapes

(01:38:59):
with twelve never before heard Michael Jackson's songs on them. Yeah,
I guess he worked on them in the late eighties
and early nineties before his Dangerous album. And the starting
bid will be at eighty five thousand dollars that will
surely go up but they're expecting it to end up
somewhere between. In this even seems low. One hundred and

(01:39:20):
fifty and two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:39:23):
I mean, can they distribute that?

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Own So here's the thing, so it's just for you.
Michael Jackson's estate says the cassettes are just copies of
the original master recordings, which they own. So whoever buys
these cassette tapes won't be legally allowed to reproduce them
or play them publicly because the estate owns the ruts.
That's why, right, But still a huge collectors thing, huge.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
And you know they'll get leaked somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Right, Yeah, I mean I'm sure there'll be a lot
of a lot of money behind whatever that lawsuit is.
You can't afford. You you might be able to afford
those cassettes, but yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't afford the
lawsuit that would come by releasing that stuff. I think
if you're a huge Michael Jackson fan, to'd be really
cool to have that. Not that you couldn't play it
for like a friend or something, but yeah, just can't

(01:40:08):
distribute it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
I know there's one artist that had a song with
like Snoop Dogg that cann't be released. But what they
were able to do is they went on the live
stream and they were able to play in the background
like taco.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Yeah, I'm sure no one was rolling on that live stream.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
And now you got to find a cassette player, like.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Oh, all right, time for your birthday and your corner
birthdays shown it's Simar, we're gonna sit thee. She was like,
it's and you know, we don't do. Some radio friend
of mine was talking about I guess some dude that
he knows another radio guy. He found an old sex tape.

(01:40:44):
I was thinking about Greg, because Greg had that sex
tape but you destroyed oh yeah, of him and his
ex wife. Ye cut it into a thousand different pieces,
different like trash cans over a month time. Yeah, just
to get rid of it. Anyway, So this guy some
girlfriend he had back like the late eighties, and it
was on Beta that he made. Yeah, And so people
are like, are you gonna watching it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Check it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
I was like, no, I can't even watch his son beta.
People that were listeners offering up like hey man, I'm
it's like no, I'm just gonna If you were in
the year would you watch I would totally watch would
you I guess it depends on my current marital situation.
I would watch him. Maybe you want to watch some porn.
Don't tell her what it is, right, Look how young

(01:41:25):
I was? Your porn old birthday is coming up here
in just a second. We're gonna start with the celebrities.
Bob on Stranger Things, most importantly Mikey and the Goonies.
He was also Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudiger in the Great
Football Movie Rudy. You also will know him, you dork,
says Sam Wise Gamgee in The Lord of the Ring.
Sean Aston is fifty four years old today, but Sheida

(01:41:47):
Jones from Parks and rec and the Office is forty nine.
Ron Weasley's older brothers, Fred and George and the Harry
Potter movies their names James and Oliver Phelps. They're thirty
nine years old today. Chelsea Handler is fifty. Claire the
wrestling legend The Nature Boy Whoo, he's seventy six. Carrot
Top is sixty. Kurt Rambis, the goofy glasses wearing La

(01:42:09):
Laker from the eighties, he is sixty seven. Speaking of glasses,
Sally Jesse, Raphael Oh, Yeah, yeah, they talk show. She's
ninety and oh and then Nancy Odell from Entertainment. Tonight
is fifty nine, your pornod birthday. Today is Corey Chase
and today's birthday girl. She's been torn up more in
the newspaper at the bottom of boards, Guinea Pitcaate, Guinea

(01:42:31):
pig Kate. She's been in a whopping one two and
thirty nine fine films, including Choose a Hole Honey Volume one.
She was in Anal Isn't Cheating Volume two, one of
the nineties holiday favorites, banging My Hot step Mom in
her ugly Christmas sweater. Yeah, she was in There's No
Eye in Pregnancy and who can forget her unforgetable role

(01:42:53):
in Corey Chase shaves her bush and touches herself while
you watch, all right, can't forget it? No, it's Corey
Chase forty four years old today, and manage your porn
on birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Tuesday
morning look at what's happening around the world of entertainment
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(01:43:15):
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(01:43:36):
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immature replies to text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Yeah, I hope, I'm not rusty.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
And people have been asking for those, so just because
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the woodieshow dot com. Wonderful Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom Please. Yeah, if you ever feel unattractive, just go
into your bathroom, take off all your clothes, and I
promise you will turn the shower on. I'm not kidding, really, yeah,
the water will fall for you. Like you're not kidding,

(01:45:18):
the water will fall, that is. Yeah, that's a tag
to the joke. Turn your shower on if you feel
you Okay, now, my god, now I'm getting I'm kind
of getting maybe because it's Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
I'm sly gush, all right, and I'm lame.

Speaker 11 (01:45:36):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
You turn me on, all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday. Have
a great day. S M D double M. I quit
this bitch.