FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 26th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Good morning. It is Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's February the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome,
Thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Whatdy?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
That's great, gory would We got Menace, Hi, we got Sammy.
We got Gina grad once again out today. She's still
fighting the Leriniita's giving it the good fight. But she'll
be back either by the end of this week or
the latest early next week. But we're holding the four down.
Bort is here. We have Morgan, our associate producer, von

(01:16):
our video producer, and of course.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
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Speaker 4 (01:20):
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of this morning, go ahead give us a call eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
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porno birthday that's later on this hour and back by
Popular demand. We haven't done it in months, maybe even

(01:42):
over a year, Abe Greg Gory's immature replies to text
messages quite of rusty. Yeah, because we got a lot
of requests for when you were away. Oh really and like,
hey when when Greg gets back, Like, we waited on
a few things for you to be back. Well, number one,
we needed we need you here to at the update
on your trash can situation with the neighbors. Yeah, we

(02:03):
waited on what you show cart narks. Thank you. You know,
I waited last week for the thing we want to
do on the show tomorrow that worst Songs best of
seven things wait for that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, we wanted to wait on that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
So there's there was like a few things in some
of the when Greg don't do Greg's favorite things, you know,
while he's gone. I think there's only one thing that
we did that he missed that he really likes. That
was Dugan News not to miss so many.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Segment.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Also, I'll have you know Greg that before you returned
on Monday this week, Sea Bass actually did take down
He had the the pit bull.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
It's a strange thing I found just in my pitbull
research though, in that nineteen eighty four that Sports Illustrated. Literally,
I remember that where is this dog? July twenty seven,
nineteen eighty seven. Yeah, they basically said, hey, pitbulls are
out murdering people.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
So cute that hung up all last week. Yeah, because
you know it's a pit bull. And Don Manningly, Yeah,
he hung it up for Dugan News last week, and
he did take it down before you came back.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
How sensitive.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
We did do an research on the breed and found
out that they were raised and you know, pretty much
for blood Sport.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well again, I don't want to technically not an actual breed,
but they're they're nanny dogs, guys. Exactly where's their name?

Speaker 7 (03:30):
We didn't find any information about.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
That anyway, not the way to bring this.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Up, but I will see this though, all even one
up at Sea Basket, you're not getting credit for that.
You did semi protest that we shouldn't even do the segment.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, if Greg was going to be here, because we
weren't sure that he was going to be in the
day that we had it scheduled.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
And you wanted me to hear all the bad news,
that's why didn't you have I have a d piece
of Dugan News he had like a dog story from
while you were gone. Yeah, this was much needed comic relief.
You guys. Met Roxanne at my brother's funeral, and she
has devoted her life to rescuing animals of all kinds.

(04:09):
She bought acreage. She has pigs, chickens, dogs, horses. A
lot of them are injured and she kind of helps
get them back to health and then gets them adopted out.
Her main cause is dogs. She'll adopt blind dogs, she'll
adopt amputee dogs.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Etcas the ones that are up for adoption metas, because
that's what you always say, shop don't adopt. Yeah, Like,
it's never the ones that anybody wants, so it's always
like the blind ones are the injured ones or pit bulls.
That's your choice, right. What sucks is three legged dogs?

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Yeah, well, let's three legged dogs will get adopted. Yeah,
they will for the GRAM yea. But I mean yeah,
which is unfortunate when you go and look at all
the just go look google any SUCA or something like
that and see the amount of dogs that are in
there and which ones are pit bulls, and it's like

(04:59):
eighty percent ninety percent, and it's the people, right, or
just be a dog that's wanted exactly what. You're not
gonna You're not gonna find French bulldogs up in there.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You know what I'm saying. You feel me dog? And
she does a lot of animal rescue, lot of dogs.
She has this one female dog who had an appointment
to get spade later in the week. But in the meantime,
that dog was in heat. So this other male dog,
who luckily was neutered so this dog couldn't get pregnant. Uh,

(05:32):
was mating with this female in heat. And I didn't
know as a grown man that this could happen. The
male dog got stuck inside the female dog. Rocks as
in her house, and she heard the male dog whimpering
and whining and and in agony. So she runs out

(05:52):
there and she's like, oh my god, it's physically stuck
inside the dog. She did not know what to do.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Wow, was like, wasn't there like a movie that came
out like a number of years ago. It was like
a horror movie, but it involved the vagina with tee teeth? Yeah,
is that maybe what the dog had, like I.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wonder, or maybe maybe the mail was too gorge.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I've seen this situation Greg's talking about before I know
the chick sea bas.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I mean, that's a good question, but I know no.
So what she did was she grabbed some PAM and
sprayed cooking spray. The cooking spray so she sprayed it
on the dog and that worked. And then this later
that exact same day, she hears whimpering again. Happened again,
so she said, screw it, I'm not going out there
with pam that dog. Some lube gave it like ten

(06:41):
minutes and they finally became free. So I thought, oh,
you know who needs to hear this story is my dad.
So I pulled him aside and said, hey, Dad, did
you know that dogs can get stuck inside another dog
while they're mating? And he said, oh yeah. All you
have to do in that case is throw a bucket
of cold water on both the dogs and that'll separate them.
I say, kick him into the pool like that. I

(07:03):
had no idea this could happen.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
I had heard of that, and I just looked it up.
It's called tying and apparently docking.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeahmale, docking.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, it's a sign that the mating was successful and
it's not a cause for concern.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeahs apparently for the male dog. But she's not even moist,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I know, yeah, you think she'd be like more into,
like she'd be squirting.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
But then at one point the dog, the male dog
was not even on top of the female dog was
kind of like sideways, like trying to walk away from it,
and you could tell it was in pain. The Pam spray.
And then she told that story to a friend of
hers and she said, you've ruined Pam for me now
in such high regard. Yeah. No, So that was the

(07:53):
funny thing I heard. And the thing I learned. Dogs
can get stuck and stuck it's called what again? Tying?
All right? Nice, that's hot?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Is that kind of It's like a version of what
the Mormons do, right soaking? Oh really yeah, stay in there?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yea, they don't.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
They don't rock back and forth. Oh yeah, so they'll
like put it in.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It doesn't just and they just stay it there, just
soak it.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
So mayby tying, it's trying to force the mail dog
to cuddle trying to leave.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's like you just got to stay and hang out
for him. Yeah, it's kind of like just a tip.
So let me refract while we just stay in this position.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
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Speaker 1 (08:33):
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Speaker 3 (09:07):
That means sim please, It's the Gordy Show.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically corrected world. It's Wednesday morning. It's February twenty sixth,
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I'm buddy. That's Greg Gory High Woody. There is minute.
What is that? Boddy? Sammy's here?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
We got sea bass phones are open eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
One.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Get us up with the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. We've got Gina Grant who's still out
with her laryngitis and her fever, which was still around yesterday.
How's your heart, seaveass, how you feeling today?

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Are you alive?

Speaker 6 (09:48):
I didn't wake up with palpitations, though, I'm I'm hearing
we may have some more laryng's in the room a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, And then Greg Gory has like a it's a building.
What it was the you said, just like a like
a raging sore throat when I was raging sore throats.
It's fine now, it was just when I woke up.
I mean for us. Well he's talking about us, Greg, Yeah, yeah,

(10:14):
I spent.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Two straight weeks thinking about you. For once you can
think about it and our health. Jeez, okay, I'll walk out.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I mean it was like a two hour sore throat,
I swear, and I feel totally fine.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, I mean, you sound better than you did when
you got here, that's true.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
I know you're very anti medicine, but did you take anything?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I forgot to be honest, I was going to remember
now I feel nothing works for like a date bull.
I need some sort of throat coat. I was gonna
say you should check with Mario a little bit of
a Mario two ball solution. My no problem there, Yeah done,
I'll text him, don't go to work today, Yeah right,
wait for me, Yeah, save me a harvest place, A

(10:55):
harvest harvest. Oh God, doesn't sound appealing to you, No,
it should sound really good. It sounds terrible.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Coming up some of the trending news headlines. And we
haven't done this for a long time, you guys. Greg
Gory's immaturity applies to text messages.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I've forgot how well we get these text messages all
the time.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
We're to always telling me text in, call in, and
then people text in and Greg and nine. Everybody's been
saying this for a while, Like there is like some
type of requirement I believe to, Like I don't know
the percentage of the text that are just downright retarded, right,
Like what is going on?

Speaker 7 (11:34):
The most bafflely ones are just the questions that can
be Google. It's easily, you're on your phone.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, or like again, just the dumb stuff that people
will will bitch and complain about. Yeah right, kind of
like the Crossroads, but a little bit different doesn't quite
meet crossroads level.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Stuff. Definitely not Yeah, it's just pithy is really so Anyway, Greg,
for the number of years has taken a lot of
pride and enjoyment out of writing people back.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's one of the jobs that everybody has while these
texts come in. We try to get back to as
many people as we can. He's always writing back when appropriate, inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
And you'll notes for me because I sign them.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, inappropriate responses. And so we've been laughing about these
things off the air, So we brought these on the air,
real text messages to the Woody Show and real replies
from Greg. For immature replies to text message, Well.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
We got one from the seven to six so that
you mentioned Gina is out with laryngitis, and this person
doesn't care that Gina's out this week and says, Gina's
not here, that's why the show is so pleasant. I mean,
that's just rude and I couldn't disagree more.

Speaker 9 (12:37):
Do you agree?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No's Greg, check the tapes. So Gina's not here, that's
why the show is so pleasant. So how about this
for a response? How about your mom's not here? That's
why the entire city has less chlamydea getting or or
choice too, you're not here. That's why I'm not sitting
next to a virgin.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
How stupid right now?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Or I have three choices? Oh, how about exciting? All right,
your dad's not here. That's why this woody show butt
plug is still squeaky clean.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was kind of proud of all of those, even
though even though I'm out of practice, I was kind
of proud of those. Yeah, all right, let's see. Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I kind of like that's the best one. Not sitting
next to a virgin. Oh, you're not here. That's why
I'm not sitting next to a virgin.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, but the squeaky clean butt plug one is pretty
good too, I know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I think I'll go with the virgin one. Virgin really?

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Yeah, I'm with Sammy. I like the Clemids.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
You are a fan of the st d S.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, the good clim joke, it's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
You see a lot during the course of your day,
but there's find a good one man. Yeah, special, what
do you what do you like to see?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Massa? Although, Greg, why why couldn't the mother he's a
butt plug? Huh couldn't father have chlamydia? Yeah? Yeah, it
was better that the dad with the butt plug. That
kind of anal stuff is right, anal and it's your
dad that we're talking about here. You know what, I'm
going to over rule everybody and go with Woody and
go with the virgin one because I like that one too,

(14:20):
and it is his reply, all right, So I am
going to cut and paste control see, and then we're
going to go to the text and we're going to
control v all right, and now we're going to ruin
somebody's day.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's the other part of this is that Greg imagine,
you know, he comes up with a lot of stuff
in his own mind. He imagines people getting this they're
going to be and he pictures their reaction and out
that also makes him smile. It does Greg's to text messages,
real text messages. Send here to the wood show, real
replies from Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And this one, I really will admit it bother me
because like I did my rampage. If you don't agree
with me on the garbage can situation in my neighborhood,
you're on the wrong side of history. You shouldn't promote slabism.
You should try to prevent slabism. And that's what it is.
When you leave your garbage cans out seven days of
damn week. But the four four five disagrees and says,

(15:20):
Jesus Christ, Greg, You're obsession with your neighbors garbage cans
is pathetic. Get a grip drop it.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
It's not an argument, that's just saying don't do it.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Don't do it. Yeah, it's not that you shouldn't do this,
because right.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's also like in the same ballpark as when people go,
oh whatever, just let them have fun.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, let them do what they want to do, whatever he.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Cares, believe, whatever it is, no matter how to affects
other people.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Just let them have ferns. And I will admit I
am obsessed. I am completely obsessed with it because I
got it seven days a week. That tracks for you
to be obsessed with something like that. Yeah, your obsession
with your neighbor's garbage cans is pathetic. Get a grip
drop it already? So how about that's so strange? Get
a grip is what your dad keeps yelling into that
saggy clam of that seman demon that you call mom.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, just not grabbing. I don't know what's going on.
Either she's too wide or not.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's not gripping at all. What does happened? Or how
about that's so weird? Drop it already. That's what your
dad prayed your mom's uterus would do nine months before
you were born. You so you're wishing he was miscarried exactly.
Just slide right out like I can't wait for you
to be here and be born, so I gonna happen. No,

(16:36):
I want you to drop out. What do you think?
I'm uh?

Speaker 10 (16:42):
I like?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Would you like me to read the first one again?
I'm leaning to the first one. They're both really good.
Thank you? Yeah, get a grip. That's so strange. Get
a grip is what your dad keeps yelling into the
saggy clam of that seman demon you call mom.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I think the semen demon pushed it over the top.
I'll go with the number one. What do you think menace?
Go number two?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Number two? It's all right, I'm going demon. Oh man,
we are tied now again. Bort isolate that audio Bort,
who likes uh good insults either of those two number
one or number two? Which one would you go with?
Semen demon or the U? You know I love demons?
So semen demon demon? Good? All right, type it up.

(17:27):
Let's see here. Racket Yeah, yeah, oh you hate that guy, right,
I do. I used to. I was gonna say, work
with him, work near him. I kind of worked for
him for like one day in his orbit. He was
such an a hole. Yeah what I said? For years?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
So cool?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, bracket control and we are going to go to
the text and then we hit control V and then
we ruin a day when we hit sad another day
ruined two success stories right there as.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
To one more.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Greg's happened now choices.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
That's fine, that's fine, all right, you know what, just
good work there. My bad for not confirming.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Sometimes I'll write notes just for the future, like hey,
you know, like some of my notes include dung darts.
I love that. What else I might have used this
one before? It was schlong locker locker is in my notes,
and then what.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
Do you guys do work? You guys have a file locker,
and I know that you in my notes, I have
queef sleeve. And then I have also in my notes
for the future fa foxhole. So I'm going to try
to incorporate those somehow.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
That's like some good body shaming, right right, That's what
Saggie clam was for yes, all right, Well, anyway, thank
you very much.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Greg. My pleasure was yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
So just keep in mind when you were singing a
text over here. Yeah, yeah, sometimes Greg just takes one
to heart. Yeah, and you're getting one of these inventory
plies and it might not even be something we read
on the air, just something that you know, Greg will
just send back to you.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Do you want your day to be ruined potentially? Yeah?
Do you want to take that chance?

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Without clutching my part calls and turn into his turn
turns the show.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Today is the ten thousandth episode of The Price Is
Right Whoa And over the years, seventy five thousand people
have been called to come on down, and the contestants
have walked away with more than three hundred million dollars
in cash.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
And prizes, including Sea Bass Well.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Sea Bats won a trip to Cleveland Lucky when he
was on the Price's.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Restimated retail value seven thousand dollars. I don't think so
seven dollars fly you there privately? Right? Am I leaving
while giving you amountain party? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
So anyway, for today, they're giving away ninety thousand dollars
in cashing prizes on today's episode alone. So there you go, Greg,
I know you hate Drew Carrey, but.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Well he's a wonderful, nice, polite man, terrible game show host.
You don't like his energy.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
So we're gonna play Paton and win million dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, he's so sexy. And then when they do win
a million, what does he say?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh you want a million dollars that. I don't know
what you're gonna do with that, but hey, congratulations Drew
Carrey and.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Get your paid. Yeah, thank you to Bob Barker, the
whole format together. Yeah, it's all weird. You do, love
you some game show I do.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
The weirdest thing I find out that I find about
Drew Carey is that he's way into d M music.
Him and the announcer guy. Yeah, because I went to
a taping and during the commercial break, they just start
talking about going to EDC the music festival, and like
how much fun they had, and they started talking about
different electronic artists and stuff like that, and I go, you, guys,

(21:05):
just I don't know if the vibe of like.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You can see him like drop an X and then like, yeah,
I remember, why can't do that?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
I remember We had a listener that called in and
said that they partied with him at eedc Oh yeah,
yeah one time.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I wonder how excited he was up trending news headlines Greg.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Goring, Well, yesterday a Southwest Airlines flight had to abort
the landing to avoid colliding with a private jet in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
We have some audio of the very calm interaction between
the pilot and the air traffic controller.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yeah, they were very calm, and they're trying to figure
out that. At the end, he goes, hey, guys, the
pilot's like, hey, what happened there?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yes, zero four going around.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Five zero four?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Roger, I mean pain three thousand.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Share ourselves at the twenty five zero four? How that happened?
How that happened? Yeah? What is going on?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, well, clearly somebody didn't follow either the air traffic
controller messed up up or the private jet pilot messed up.
This guy the Southwest, the Southwest flight, from all the
audio that they've heard so far, was following exactly what
they were told.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
And he was just about to touch the ground. That
was crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
The self lined planes, right man, I know, well they
pretty much do.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I just watched it. Really cool.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I just watched a really cool video of a Boeing
seven seventy seven. Those things are massive, huge, and it
did an auto landing in India zero visibility. Like this
thing was like on the runway before you saw anything,
and the pilots were just sitting there monitoring and everything else.
But like the plane just completely landed itself.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
It was awesome. Yeah, we are about to launch, yeah India. Yeah,
I'm India.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
What do you are, aviation expert? I do have a question. Okay,
So you know really into those parachute planes, right, so
there's like there's two different yeah virus. Yeah. So there's
a prop version and then there's there the jet version, right,
the vision jet.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
I started looking them up because there was like this
ranch that you can land next to and buy some steaks.
I'm like, oh, that was really.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Pretty cool store.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
It would be pretty cool the land your plane at
this ranch.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
But anyways, it's a plane.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Yeah. So I'm looking at the plane and I just
like just looking at the interface of like so many
different uh you know, gadgets and different things that you
have to do to fly it, versus like, yeah, just
hitting a button in a fly for yourself. Could you
just like, let's say I wanted to buy the parachute plane.
Can I just learn on that plane? Or do I
have to fly all the other little planes first and

(23:37):
then get to that plane?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Well, it depends like you can't just get that vision jet.
You have to go to their training center, yeah, and
take a bunch of classes there and get certified through
them for that.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
But could I just go to the vision Jet, you think?
Or do I have to do the little Buddy Holly
planes first?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, you can't.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
You can't just set You can't go to the vision
jet just right away. Like you have to like get
your pilot slice right, and then you have to go
to their training facility to get uh licensed through them
for the vision jet. They do a whole bunch of stuff.
It's crazy, Like they just don't they just don't give
you the vision Jet.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
No, I understand they want to sell you. You have
to go through their program or so you can fly.
You hear what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I get what you're saying. Can you you don't know
how to fly, but you want this it's called the
vision Jet. Can you just go straight to the vision
jet learn on the vision Jet? You only know how
to fly the vision jet or do you have to
start in the little.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
No, because yeah, yeah, to get your basic pilot's license,
first understand all those things and then you can work
up to instrumentation. You work up to the different you know,
there's different there's different levels.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Sounds like a giant has real questions. When's what are
you starting?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
When am I starting.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Everything that I think you're getting that smoker? Am I
going to smoke? Start in eight years? There's so many things.
I go, you know, I'm gonna do that? And then
the most.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Smoker.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, through three minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I mean, I mean you really can't. But here's the
thing you really can and learn. I mean I guess
you could, but I don't know people who are just
giving lessons in a vision jet. I gotta know where
you'd find that. You can find any local airport, because.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
They do have again, they have the prop version of it.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's the that's a it's just another cirrus. It's not
it's not a jet.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
The can I go there, yeah, facility and be like, okay,
I want to learn on this prop plane.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Well that's pretty similar to the other ones that you
would learn on. They do have a because that's the thing.
Those planes are kind of nice. They have the uh
and the true pilots like more the the Boeing style
of cockpit and the way that those things operate compared
to the airbus version of cockpits, which the Cerrus jets
or the serious planes even have, like the airbus instrumentation stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
All right, I think is asking the wrong question. He's
concerned about the stupid parachute, which makes no difference if
you're crossing the wrong runway in a Southwest jet country
inside of you.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
True, I want to at least have a parachute.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
So the other thing is kind of cool is that
the vision Jet, this serious vision jet, has a button.
Like let's say that you and I were flying. I
was the pilot. I become incapacitated because I finally had
that heart attack which will eventually kill me. Yeah, and
you're like, oh my god, I haven't taken my Serrus
jet classes yet. Yeah, there's a button, like an on
star button that you hit and the plane by itself

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will find and land itself at the closest airport.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
Why can't I just do that all the time?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Right? Just don't learn, Just hit that from for what
I want to take care when I want to buy
your own plane and you would have a pilot that
you would have the emergency auto land is what they call. Yeah,
it's cool that I've seen videos of it. It's really
cool all the time. But I mean, who am I king?
The prop version is like a million? And what is
the jet version? It's like, yeah, but around a three million?

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Damn time share?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah right, yeah, just yeah, do that. Speaking of flying,
married couple forced to sit next to a dead woman's
body for four hours. This was on a flight from
Australia to Qatar and they were about ten hours into
the flight when a woman left the restroom and then
just collapsed and died right in front of this couple.
And then the flight crew put the woman's dead body
in an empty seat next to that couple for the

(27:07):
rest of the flight. And they say the flight crew
wouldn't let them switch seats. They even asked them to
remain seated as medical staff address the body once the
plane had already landed. And the couple says they were
not offered any support by the airline after the.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
I would say whatever, when we're flying, can you put
in the bathroom or something, right, Yeah, but you're gonna
make me sit here?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
No you're not.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Yeah, dead body, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Pretty much. Just scoot right past you and you move it, Yeah,
to the window seat, step over it. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
Wait does it dump like right away?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh? They say, like when when someone dies they poop.
I guess you put your hand on the back from
the hands and.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
Find it out if they're in the air. Maybe not,
We don't know, who knows.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
That would be the least of my concern. I got
a dead body right next to me, exactly. I'm not
worried about their gases and the poop just yet.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You know. Ukraine's President Zelenski supposed to be coming here
to Washington, d C. In a few days. We've nailed
down the terms on a deal with Ukraine over natural
resources and reconstruction. Negotiations have been going on for days
over a deal that could give US access to Ukraine's
rare earth minerals as part of this wider negotiation to
end the Russian invasion, as well as US involvement and

(28:20):
a reconstruction fund for Ukraine. Don't know the terms of
the agreement yet, but a Ukrainian official said the terms
were agreed after everything unacceptable was taken out and it's
now more clearly spelt out as to have this agreement
will contribute to Ukraine's security and peace. Hopefully we're headed
in that direction. This is freaky unknown illness has killed
more than fifty people over the past five weeks in

(28:42):
northwestern Congo, and the symptoms include fever, vomiting, and internal bleeding,
and people have died within forty eight hours.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Everything down, lock it all down, keep the kids home
from school, let's get prepared.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Guys. Well, they're not saying this is airborne and they
don't know.

Speaker 9 (28:59):
What I mean.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
We don't have sex with any news.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's misinformation. They say they don't know what it is.
These hemorrhagic fever symptoms are usually linked to known deadly
virus or dangay or markeen foot spacing between all people
masks fifteen. Yeah, it's three. Well the good news is
the other one.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
But this is killing two days, so let's lock it down.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
That's the problem. Something that's the good thing. Actually, something
that deadly will is not likely to spread. Well, you
don't know that it kills people too quickly. You're missing
my point of lock it down. I understand it's very
oh okay, right, Like Ikybola didn't really get out of
the localized areas. It was besides that one nurse that
brought it back over here. But even she wasn't like,
you know, shedding off to people because it Yeah, because
you're you're dead or getting treated, so it's way better.

Speaker 11 (29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Well you both plusola, you had like touch feces and stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I have sex researchers say they've done dozens of tests
and they ruled those out, so they don't know what
this is. Weird now, does this sound like fake news?
The outbreak, they say, started in the village of Boloco
after three children ate a bat and died. There you go,
we go back to the back, to the back to
the baths. Yeah yeah, back to the bats. Always all

(30:12):
that bad lucky bat. Yeah. I mean, look, what's the
worst gonna happen? Lock it all down? Yeah. Door Dash
has to pay out nearly seventeen million bucks in a
settlement for stealing tips from their drivers. They did that
between May of twenty seventeen and September of twenty nineteen.
Door Dash was misleading customers by pocketing tips intended for
their drivers and adding the tip money to the driver's

(30:33):
base pay instead of giving them the full tips that
they had earned. So seventeen million bucks in a settlement
for them. And then finally spring break coming up in
the US Embassy in Mexico is warning people about traveling
to Mexico. Every year around this time, thousands of people
from the US travel to Mexico. So they're telling lame
these days.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
I don't think they do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Really, they're telling people to travel smart, be informed. They
have certain states in Mexico on their do not travel list,
so look it up before you choose where you're gonna go.
There's the usual violent crimes that can happen anywhere in Mexico,
but they're saying or anywhere, be especially aware in the
downtown areas. Have any city that you visit, Yeah, that's
what I don't leave the resort. I never leave the resort. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
And also beyond nineteen year olds have that kind of money.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Also, be on the lookout for unregulated alcohol. It could
be contaminated. Some people have reported losing consciousness or getting
injured after drinking it. But you're right, Wood, I've gone
to resorts where people say are going to go on
this downtown tonight for dinner. I said, hope, nope, this
is an all inclusive resort. I'll be having dinner at
the restaurant here.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Well, you don't have to leave the resort, doesn't matter
which one you go to, and I have to leave there.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Totally agree with this, but they get a nineteen year
old does not have money to pay for all inclusive resort.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, even if you don't go to the all inclusive
wherever you're staying, you don't have to leave there. You
don't have to go into town.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well, how am I going to meet hot chicks? Well,
they're probably at the resort.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Well that's is going on with all right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory Moore, wood he shows coming up,
Hang on, what do you show Saturday?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Menace and Board.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
They're going to be a Stater Brothers and Garden Grove
hang out one to three pm. They're gonna have a
bunch of giveaways that Stater Brothers Garden Grove this Saturday
one to three pm with Menace and Bort. Get all
the details on that is by going to The Woody
Show dot com and then you can click on the
events tab and get all the info you the street address,

(32:20):
everything you need to punch into your GPS and yeah,
or hangout type with the Fellas Grove. Yeah, well, I
don't know if you had like a list of like
prizes and stuff. Sometimes we put additional details on there.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
It's all at the woodeshow dot com. But sometimes like
they are like put put out the street address. I'm like,
people they type it phones.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Did you get your ID thing figured out?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
No? Menice lost his ID.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Yeah, because I was I was rushing to get alcohol
for us.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Door Oh.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
This was on the plane coming back from Greg's brother's funeral, Right.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
I gotta get a couple of bottles and then so
I I ordered. Initially we had like a really small window,
like twenty five minutes, and I'm like, oh, I didn't
get some good tequila for everybody. So then I got
another door Dash driver, so I had two door Dash drivers.
We did meeting me at the same time.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
And but you know, to prove that you're twenty one
and up, they have to scan your ID. So I'm
trying to coordinate everything, trying to know.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
What the hell he was doing.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
He's like, uh, what's the he was asking for information
like dude that said, I don't know what you're doing
because you can't track. You can't track the flight that
we were on. And so he's like, dude, just give
me the all right, fine, and sofo. Yeah, so he
got the info, and I guess that's what it was.
He was getting this boozler and we got trashed on
the plane coming back.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm surprised you drank more. I didn't know you got
oh my god, dressed up. We drank the entire way home.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Really, yeah, what's the point of I mean, I get
it if you're at the party at Greggs.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
It was just we wanted to keep already buzzed.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, to keep it going. We already started.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
I guess it was Saturday, right, Yeah, No, it was
a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It wasn't a party. Yeah, that's what it would becomes
to just square.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
It was lit.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, but that's what Greg would have wanted. I'm very
proud of you guys. He was on that plane that
he like, dude, Yeah, very proud of it.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
And it was dry gray. There was a hard attack.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
There was wine because there was tequila.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
That bottle of tequila. Uh, for you would and for
specifically for DJ Tim Martinez thinking, you guys love tequila.
That thing you finished off, I didn't think you would
have any of it.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Second bottle, there's a second bottle that got filled, and
then we damn near finished that third bottle on the
on the plane it was a it was a bottle
of DJ seventy uh huh, and Tim and I alone
almost finished that.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, you're allowed drink yourn alcohol on board a plane.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Yeah, but you know Charter, we know people yeah, and
even Sammy drinking, but they did.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I didn't drink all day.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah, and then on the way back, I was like, can.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah for you? Yeah. So anyway, so what do you
gotta do with your your ideas?

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Like how do you get one rushed right now? Or
do you have to wait to rush through the mail
like a passport or something he could use? Oh yeah,
I have passed.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Because a mail tea in California, right. I think you
could just do it online. Well, no, I'm saying you
can't walk out of the DMV with a license or
k no ah.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Very a couple of things. Let you know about police
in Massachusetts. They are asking for the public's help finding
a man who peed all over a local bar last week.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Isn't that all day, all the time I've done.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
The cops have posted pictures of the guy all over town,
hoping someone's gonna know who he is. They're not sure
if he just did it to be an a hole
or if he's just make it drunk. They want to
they want to talk to him. But the thing I
thought about was the story that people I'm talking about
last couple of days is twenty three year old chick
who was arrested and charged with criminal mischief after she
made videos of herself peeing on items at a grocery store.

(35:51):
And so the cops they got an anonymous tip about it,
found out what the items in the store were that
were affected, send off to the health department, the store
issue the voluntary recall the keen wah, polenta, walnuts and
some other stuff that this bitch peede on. Now, the
question was why was she doing this? Was it just prankin?
Oh no, it was for her only fans.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Paige, only fans. Yep.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
The investigators also found a bunch of different videos for
peeing on things in the store, and it turns out
she'd been doing this for over four years.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Psycho psycho, just fans.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
So again the question of the fellas out there, this
would be a good here to defend yourself, like, uh.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Why are you paying this chick to do this?

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Like who wants to watch somebody paying.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
It's not that it's not that she's a psycho. Was
that the guys are paying her guest?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well, I would.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
She just wants money, Morgan, if you decided to go
through this only fans thing, no pean on stuff, let's
just let's just keep it the feet feet feet in
fun positions.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah. For now, she's scheduled for an raiment in April,
but more criminal charges could be on the way.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
And we always wonder about people who pay for only fans.
This woman in Georgia, she was the president of the
boys and Girls high school soccer team Booster Club. She
was caught using money meant for the teams on only fans.
She was spending it on only fans and for other
illegitimate purposes.

Speaker 7 (37:18):
She juicing her own numbers. What's money in the tip jar?
You had to try to get like that high percentage
because they always like, I don't know, some kind of
clout where you're like, oh, on the.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Top two oh, yeah, you see it in people's bios.
Top two percent only fans. Yeah, we had umber, we
had the numbers on that, the top two percent.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (37:36):
Yeah, and I think it was only like one hundred
grand to be in the top two percent.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
But then it was like, no, no, it's less than that, Sammy,
what are you getting?

Speaker 8 (37:44):
No, no, no, but they were saying, but it jumps
really high to like.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
The toper the top two percent of the only fans
creators they said, would make up to six thousand dollars
a month. It's the top whatever one percent or with
in the one but so it's not even one percent.
Those are the ones who are making you know, the
one hundred rand a month or yeah or whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Month, yeah only Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, she's hot though, this woman, Uh here's her picture.
Oh wait, okay, she'll probably dig the cage teeth action
in the women's jails.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, look at that. Look at that dude. That dude's hot.
You know what's kind of crazy?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
She kind of looks like that dude that's dating a
bailing out loud because again, what does he have a
shaved head and red hair?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Well yeah, shaved on one side. She's got shaved on
one side. But then it's like we're talking about like
fake red hair. Were talking about the face, not the
hair straight in the face.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
But it is true. Yes I can hair. I can
kind of see it.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hollin Doley, he's got gay face. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
You watch it.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I told you I watched a couple of episodes and
then I got it. And then I was like, Okay,
I think I'm good.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Dude. I was such a hardcore fan, and after three episodes,
I think, I now it's really four days. I know,
satisfied the curiosity. Okay, I get it. She curse words. Okay, great, right,
trick chicken.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
There's drama over a couch delivery. Well, she was getting
a couch at the house and then the guy wasn't
there and there was a lot of drama episode multiple parts,
and then she was all mad in John.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
See, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I've never watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you know,
so if I'm gonna sit down and watch something, maybe
I'll watch that instead of another.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Episode of you know, bailing out. Yeah, this is bailing out.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
I've seen Fast Times all the way through.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I've seen like bits and pieces of it. And if
you watch it today, you would hate it really. Yeah, dated,
I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
I've never watched that all the way through. I've never
watched Stand By Me all the way through. What Jerry
O'Connell that, but I've I've seen it probably fifty times
because it's always on TV, but I always just in
bits and pieces. And then we talked about this never
ending story.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Never seen that right fast times at Ridgemont High is
this is back in the day when high schoolers and
movies looked about forty. Right. It drove me crazy.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
But also when you look back, there was something about
this was high school in the nineties and you looked
at like even the high school kids from the eighties
and in the early nineties they all did look thirty,
Yeah they had, but they were yeah like then were
they were actually high school kids?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah? Well, the nineties were a bad time for people.
I mean the way they looked. Everyone looked older. All
the girls had the really short hair that made them
look like mom.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
But seventies eighties they looked weathered and didn't you have
a three on that that like, I don't know, they
were all like actually hard working at that age.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You had to be outside and like, yeah, do so
you get help on the phone. Twelve days, twelve hours.
Your day was outdoors.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Yeah, you weren't like an incubator in your house.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Early eighties.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Wood You could set
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Will be right back next on the Woody Show. I
don't know. I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll
be something like, oh, yeah, wow, it looks so much
bigger or something much darker the Woody Show. Back in
the bed Woody Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
It is Wednesday morning, February the twenty sixth, twenty twenty
five of Body.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
That's Greg Gory. Hey we got menace? What is we got?
Sea Bass? There's Sammy Parney.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding sent
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
I saw this story and I was like, you gotta
be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Get the f out of here.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
He's got here a British woman's candy crush addiction. Greg
just won her a big payout in court.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Good for her.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
She got hooked on the game years ago, couldn't stop
playing it. Then she also started playing Virtual slot machines.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh, this is my spirit animal.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
But a court ruled it wasn't her fault and blamed
her doctor for it. Her doctor. She had seen a
doctor about her restless leg syndrome. That's probably doctor Mario,
and so they put her on a medication. It's a
ropent orol is the name of the medication. But it
works for restless leg, but one of the side effects
is that it can make you more impulsive.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And so the court.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Ruled that her meds were the reasons she got hooked
on candy crushed so hard, and they awarded her two
hundred and fifteen thousand dollars in damages.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
The Yeah, what can I blame for my slot machine addiction?

Speaker 8 (42:47):
But if it's a known side effect, how are they
on the hook for that?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
She still took it willingly. The label effect, Yeah, read
the label you get the geez Well, I'm saying, like,
you get all those printouts and stuff whenever you pick
up your if you don't read that's out.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah, that's I know, But that's what everybody does. That's
the whole terms of service stuff. People just agree agree,
click click click, don't read the paperwork.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Don't read any of it. Throw it away. Yeah, she
got paid. Is that crazy? Yes? And now I got
to take the same route and figure out what to
blame for all my addictions.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
Brent, can you bullet? Can you sue Franzy?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I know it's too good and too convenient, Paula ROSSI
made me do it all right.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
The Onie Show After Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure
Park is happening on Monday, April the twenty first. Uh,
we are getting you set up because the park is
closed to the general public. Like Disney folks came to
us and we're like, hey, would you guys be interested
if we let's just say we closed down the park
and you know, the public couldn't be there, but it

(43:50):
was just people that won from your show, So just
wo to show listeners? Is that something that would interest you?
And we're I mean, didn't you did for myself in
Menace when they first came to us about this. You know,
big Disney fans can't believe that we get to do this,
but it's true. We're doing it and it's happening. This
is our fifth one. By the way, I'd lost track
because there was the COVID year we lost track the

(44:13):
COVID year that we didn't do it then, but then
we came back in twenty twenty one strong and we
did one like late, like that was more of a
fall one. But then we did one in twenty twenty two,
which is again the spring twenty twenty four. We didn't
get to do one last year because Disney was doing
some other corporate stuff, some reorganizations stuff like that, so

(44:33):
there was a pause last year. But now it's bad.
This is our fifth one, so exciting and it's awesome.
It's such a unique way really to be at the
park because it's a fraction of this of the number
of people that would be there on any given day,
and so you got the run of the place. It
got the California Venture Food and Wine Festival happening while
we're there.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's nice that it'sn't night because it's like not naughty,
but it's like, oh, yeah, this is.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Ours right after hours, look at us. Yes, during the
day the park is op, but then I think it's
about eight or nine o'clock. We haven't gotten the times
from them yet, but like eight or nine o'clock the
public gets kicked out and then it's just Woody Show
listeners who are in the park until one o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
If you win, I do recommend going in because you
have to go in a little early, go in as
they're kicking everyone else out, because you have to be
like yes, yes, bye.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I have a very fond memory of the last takeover
we did when Woodies at the time nine year old
daughter shamed me for not riding a roller coast. She
would not let me off the UK Come on, come on, yeah,
I said, nope again.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
So you're walking through cars Land, for example, and like
all the rocks for monument value or whatever, it makes
it look like the movie Cars likes all the big
rocks in the valley, and the Woody Show logo is
like superimposed into that.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
It's like, yeah, they do such a.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Great job, like just branding everything the Woody Shows all
over the place. You hear your voice as again as
a big Disney fan, you hear your voice coming through
the speakers in the park. It's just a weird thing.
It's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store. That's
an unnatural thing, true, because like normally I'm at the
park and you know, it's just the regular announcements. You're like,
wait a minute, that's my voice. That's what are we doing?

(46:11):
Our show? What our show has the whole place to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
So plenty of chances for you to win your way in,
and you can also get a bonus chance you got
right now. You can just go to our website, go
to the Woodishow dot com and then get signed up
to join us on Monday, April the twenty first, and
thanks to our friends at Disney. Yeah, and we're gonna
be doing another cool thing with Disney too, I'll tell
you this much. We're doing a Disney cruise Alaska.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yes, I've always wanted to do that.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
And we'll be broadcasting from the ship. Yes, don't call it.
Don't call the boat yep.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
No.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yeah, And if it wasn't for this, I'd probably never
go to Alaska. I've always wanted to do. I know
a lot of people do. I'm saying, if it wasn't
for this, I probably know. So this is this is
something I'm gonna do that otherwise would.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Have never done. For myself.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Far enough away you basically consider it.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yes, absolutely, Well, we're cruising out of Vancouver, so you
do need a passport.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Now of course, and I hear like every time after
somebody does one of these cruises, how much of a
good time? And like it's a one it's in a
lifetime experience.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Now it is on a Disney ship that I've been
on before, the Disney Wonder and it was nice.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
It was a great rs ship. Yeah. The show.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
All right, So are you following The Woody Show on
any social media platform anything?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Please?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Got do that on our on our Instagram. You can
follow us at the Woody Show. In fact, if you're
not following on this on Instagram. Instagram has become really
my favorite. I am almost never on Twitter anymore or
whatever it is now x which.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Is almost rising. Yeah, quite addicted.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, because I would use it more for news stuff
like news gathering, because I would follow all the news accounts.
But now I have a different system to do that,
and I'm I'm barely on there anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It makes me angry going on that.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
But I get I get into like a vortex on
on Instagram and I'm doing I'm doing the scroll thing
and it's not doom scrolling. There's a lot of fun
stuff and I'll post and repost a bunch of stuff
on our Instagram story, like things I think that that
I find funny that I think that you guys would
find funny, So you can check it out. Like Sammy's
picture with Diddy, which was shocking.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
You shared that.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Of all the crap that she has talked about Diddy,
I was really surprised to see her partying with him
on stage. Double thumbs up, having a great time.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Yes, suddenly there's a photo there?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, who made who made that? That is?

Speaker 9 (48:40):
What do?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Who made that? Polaroid made it?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
It's it's that's on our Instagram story at the Wady Show.
But go ahead and give us a follow on Instagram.
I promise you. It's fun at the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Now.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Menace is our social media director, and he keeps up
on all the all the followers and the amount of
engagement and stuff that we're getting across the different thing
all that stuff. It's super important for the kind of
work that we do.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
Our engagement right now is like four point six million?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Is that good? Girl? As anesty? Is that good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Okay, so everything is what we do. Yeah, so everything's
going well? Okay, all right, So then what would you
encourage people to do? Would just follow us share, Like,
what should people be doing?

Speaker 7 (49:19):
I mean, if you do see something you like, I
mean sharing, it would be a big deal for us, Okay,
I mean initially just following.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Would be great.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
All right, So I would say start with giving us
a follow Facebook, Instagram.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
You can find us at the Wei Show. I have
a basic question for manas that I'm sure you know
the answer to and I kind of know the answer
to it, but not quite. What does impressions mean? This's
got four hundred million impressions. Call it fluffing, but that's
what people say that.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Yeah, it's like how many times, like you kuld, Let's
say you're a single person, right and you view something
four hundred times as four hundred impressions reviews? Okay, yeah,
so I really care about like how many times somebody
actually like, how many people actually saw something?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
God?

Speaker 12 (50:07):
Reach, right would be the reach I'm I getting that right, Yeah,
to tell you'll see some people like, oh I got
four hundred trillion you know, impressions, They're like not many
that that many people even live on Earth.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Yeah, I call it fluffing.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
But yeah, all right, so we have done this before
where sometimes it's like, oh my god, I don't know
who this person is or this person's a really disgusting
person in some way, shape or form, and uh, and
we're like, how they have more followers. It's like when
somebody who can't get a date or can't find somebody,
and you see this really awful person and they just
seem to be beating them off with the stick.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It kind of reminds me of how I have been
binging old episodes of Cribs and I'm seeing people have
never heard of some beauty influencer. She has the most
amazing house I've ever seen. I think, who are you in? Right?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
And then there's a person that the Sea Bass is
going to introduce us to.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
This popped up on.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
My feed and I was like what, And I will
admit she sucked me into a click on it because
of her.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Look.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
This girl, her name is Shannon Blake. Oh yeah, I
know her.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
She's very popular on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
Now she's big on all these platforms and if you
look in her up, she spells Shannon very stupidly s
h A N I N and she's a She calls
herself an affirmation musician God before even describe her look
here's a music art. Here's well, okay, that's here. You
got me a minute. Here's her her most famous song
called nature.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Song, a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Existential.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh god, look at the disgusting nose ring. So here's
the thing. It's one of those god, the bull ring,
the bull ring. Yeah, so sha, I guarantee you right
now if you'd heard it's that drug music for hippies.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Essentially, it's it's hippi drug music, but for like the
not the old school hippie. This is for the burning
man crown. Yeah, yeah, acide rooms she was talking about.
Now what The only reason she's famous her music is
not good.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Is it's still better or worse than what you hear
these taste.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
Is that she is hot. Well, she has a hot body,
but she is skinny.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
She shows under boom, she shows basically naked.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Right, she's basically naked and a lot of her things.
But here's the thing too, is she is quickly trying
to ruin her hotness by clamping fifteen things.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
To her face.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Yeah, she's working on face tattoos, neck tats and tattoos.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Very complicated hair.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Yes, I wouldn't call it dad, I wouldn't call it
white dreads necessarily, but it's like matted and gross.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
And it's weird on top. Especially.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
She shoots a lot of her most of her videos
on TikTok are it's her in a I guess a
van where that she's put plastic leaves up because she's
very natural, so plastic.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
And she puts her face.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
The camera, which is pretty, which is why she's getting
all this engagement, why she has a million plus followers
on just on Instagram and forget the other platforms. And
then she slips syncs along to all of her songs
which are about again doing drugs and all the generic
hippie affirmations. This is one called I think it's called
speak my truth.

Speaker 13 (53:20):
Truth in the mountains through drink and I alasca with
the shast, the shift, the mood.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I've been learning about myself.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Out I've been hearing.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I've been learning from the.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Yeah yeahard mountains.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
I've been knowing about her projection.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Good for you.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
They've met us a gold star posting.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
There there are people and if you look at the
I will say this. The one thing about Shannon Blake
is the comment section could be pretty funny sometimes because
the people are just brutal to her.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
That's that's your favorite section, right, more than the common section.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Oh yes, especially on people like this. Yeah, so she
but she's seen that.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
And guess what she has a message to all her haters.

Speaker 13 (54:10):
Yeah, big hair, big heart things, big life, bing goes chicks.

Speaker 14 (54:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I'm not usually when the flats, but that earned it.

Speaker 14 (54:18):
I'm gonna talk.

Speaker 13 (54:19):
Yeah, and in that set of bringing man, I was
dead yet you're right, I got my whole family friend
fake news your she believe everything you read.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It don't work. You're lucky.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
That's a junken mother.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Don't need the blood to feed me.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
The musical My Mom for Scots for your birthday?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay, fashion. Yeah, I kind of like you, Greg, really,
it's kind of like that wrap talk singing.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Yeah you can join now, Greg, but it's not like
you've been though.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, I would like the record to show. I'm like,
I'm hearing about her for the first time right now. Yes,
I need to make that clear.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
So, yeah, she she does here it's she's burning man ayahuasca.
She's definitely a modern age New age hippie. But again,
the only reason people pay attention to her because she's
got a good body.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
She's cute though. She has a whole vibe going on.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
That's the yeah, you don't know the vibe.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's funny back to look at.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Her YouTube page, which I did, and about six years ago,
she was just a basic like singer songwriter. You could
tell she was trying to rip off whose new girl?
Uh dilly dachannel with the little mandolin, all that garbage,
like she was just another one of those girls. But
once she adopted the got to change up the vibes.
You got to have a brand, as they say her.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Styles like if like native American dress, met angels met mermaid,
mermaid met uh, you know, like the people who just
like body modification people craig.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
But she has a nose, rings, she she has dream
catchers and her stupid dream catchers.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
But we're adjacent to the music industry. You have to
have a hook and that's not Unfortunately, you can't just
be a good singer or you have to have.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
A and her hook is like stupid like generic affirmation music,
slash drug music and a hot body, and it's working for.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Her, is popping.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
She has a good voice.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
She's yes, she's not she's not, she's not faking and
being a singer. She knows how to do it. Here's
her song. Actually, here's a song where she talks about
her background, which is a little messed up.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
I got a big style, big vie, big love guy,
real life, really real struck, self made, millionaire, not just
fun Trauli park, single mom, van, living weed, trimming well,
faving from a broken home that was drunk most days.
Beat My brother called me a base. That's like by thirteen.
On eleven, step dad decided to touch me off himself.
Don't nobody could love me myself.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
Just.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
The music and myself. My brother called me bitch. My
dad killed herself. Oh my god. Yeah, I could see
it getting old real fast. Well that's the thing, it's
already old. I mean, you're already.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Huge on TikTok because you can do it.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Fits affirmed, you can, for you can.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Like a verse one of her songs, she looks hot
and cute and she said all this dumb stuff going on,
and people like, oh okay. But then you go to
her live show.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
But it's kind of like a new restaurant. You might
check it out and then are you going back? Yeah?
Probably not. How about a.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Kid, you know, smoke something and go to a show
and enjoy it. But that's the thing. This is music
for drugs.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
This uh, this is one of those things that I
think people hear or they see that this is a
person who made a million dollars or has one point
three million followers and they're going to their job doing whatever,
and it's like this person is number one known and
this woman is getting paid.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Yeah, but it should like instead of being a hater,
it should inspire No, Yeah, should inspire you to be like, hey.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You know what, just let any idiot do it.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Let me just like, okay, as I'm doing my job,
maybe I should just try something. If I fail, I fail,
but at least I tried it. And then they tried
it and it like takes off. Then they're like, wow,
all right, it's like somebody's been listening to some affirmation music.

Speaker 15 (57:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
No, it's just.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Like, yeah, you know, don't be a hater.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Try fifteen something like Machine Gay.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Kelly was like a hardcore street rapper to let and
that didn't work, so now he's kind of a pop
punk woss.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
Any successful Erson tried like eighty different things before, like.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
She well she tried living in a van and being
a poor trailer park person and that didn't.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Work for her.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah, so she became a millionaire.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
And she's got a bunch of drugs. I hear some
more songs. Uh no, okay, Actually here's what.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Here's a song.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Because I said I did go through her, I like,
actually I do like this song of hers, the last
one there.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
It's called a song about D's.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
Oh and this is from when she before she did
her she started doing the white person dreads and getting
all the stupid face for your sings. It was just
a little girl, a young woman was a ukulele singing
about getting D's about to go. This is Shannon Blake,
s h A and I and Shannon Blake. Somebody said,
if you mute her while looking at her, not that bad.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And that's too much with a face crap.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Six all right, this is a song about D's.

Speaker 14 (58:56):
I don't want to see you.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Sent a picture, so I opened it.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Didn't expect to see you.

Speaker 14 (59:08):
Today, any day, or in anyway, but you sent it
a new way.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I didn't ask to.

Speaker 14 (59:20):
See you today.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
Well, you probably spend hours taking pictures of it, sending
it to.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Women thinking that we will love it. Well, we actually don't.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
It's actually grow So.

Speaker 13 (59:43):
Put that thing back where it came from, spar us,
from your genitalia.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Disagree with this. I disagree with the sentiment of thousand.
That's a person who loves This is a terrible song.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
It sounds like garfunk notes. Yoh, it's just like garfunk notes.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
It's direct rip off.

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Yeah, well it's it's it's I'm gonna do comedy songs
and make folk song style.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
And it sounds like she's playing lyrics on the fly. Yes,
it's just here. That was her worst song with one
of that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
We play here on the show yet, get greg You're
not a straight woman. So they hate Wieners, I know,
because which is strange. It's very weird. And if you
don't like to delete.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It like so you saw it, Oh, I don't want
to look at this, delete it like Vagina. I'm a
huge fan, right, I'll sure, I'll look at it. You
want to send it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:29):
You pick?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Are you gonna get?

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
Oh my god goes.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
So Sammy, the whole comedy you g Lailely song didn't
work for her, so she's decided to do ayahuasca. She
has a kill by the way, she has the daughter
who's I think like twelve now, and the daughter will
be in the van with her lipsticking her songs, which
again are about drugs and all of their crab.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Oh well, I I see why she's popular, though.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
I see two reasons why she's popular.

Speaker 15 (01:00:53):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I sure do your front and center.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
We have one one point three million followers just on Instagram. Again,
that's a stun. And told her all the platforms millions
and millions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Wow, and what do we have to one ninety six times?
Just be a hot chick. It makes life. So yeah,
there we go. It makes your life. You can do
anything you want.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
And that goes what I'm saying. If you're a hot
chick and you're broke, you're just dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
All right, there you go. You heard it from Menace.
You're messing up. NeXT's comically large, It's disgusting The Woody Show.
All right, welcome back from the Budding Great good news,
bad news. Seventy nine year old man in Beaverton, Oregon.

(01:01:37):
He just claimed Oregon's first powerball jackpot of the year.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
He won three hundred and twenty eight point five million dollars.
He will receive one hundred and forty six point four million.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
All right, what's the first thing you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
The man told the local news.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I am overjoyed to have won the power Ball, and
I planned to use my prize to travel, invest and
share my good fortune with nonprofit organizations that are close
to my heart, or get on lottery dream home.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Exactly months, give us one good episode.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah, now, Greg, the bad news it's another story involving
an airplane, a pilot in Europe bitten by a tarantula
and the cockpit midflight.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Wait, how is this good news bad news?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
It's totally different stories.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Of course, there's a good news story and there's a
bad news story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Okay in the segments, I kind of thought that the
lotto winner then got hit by a bus. It was
a good news story in the bad news story. Okay,
now I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, your mom died, yeah, exactly onto a this is
I guess it got on they said during a stopover.
But the pilot was allergic to spiders, and oh my god,
by doing fine quote unquote doing fine.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
All right, that's Greg's nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Andula I know right, I had a roommate that had
a tarantula as a pet. I think I told you
he wanted to prove how friendly it was, and it
held it right up to his face to give the kisses,
and it bit him on the lip. Half his head
swelled up like a watermelon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Well that's like when you see those guys they're doing
those gator shows or whatever, and they.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Go, look at it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Yeah, he's a nater.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
So they put their head down there and I think
it tax them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Right. Yeah, how'd that end for Steve Irwin? You know
what I'm saying? Yeah, Stingray wrong. Yeah, look out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Coudley, he look at your pine eight seven seven four
Woody text us over to two to nine seven show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
He'll be right back.

Speaker 15 (01:03:37):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect wig.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Yeah, I mean hair flex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Sorry, I'm in hair system, get it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Driggleriggle, triggle, driggle handle.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Another New Hour Insensitivity Training Free Politically Correct World, Wednesday Morning,
February the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Woody Gregy Hi
Sea Bats Sammy phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody,
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(01:04:19):
coming up for you this hour. We were playing those
older clips from Sea Bats at the Art Expo, and
then we talked about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
How when we were at.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Greg's parents house, his mom is showing us some of
his artworks, so many art pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Oh my god, Greg the artist.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
No, he does nothing like it, he says, this is
pat It is all garbage.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
You look at his humors, eparents, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Makes me to my stomach. I kind of see it.
I think it's the other way around. The humor me.
Oh yeah, it's nice. We'll put this on the wall.
And I said why.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
So SeaBASS went with some of Greg's artwork and some
of the things from the Woody Show show the show
Woody Show are to the art snobs at the twenty
twenty five Art Expone. So he's gonna have some of
that audio coming up for us this hour. Here on
The Woody Show, we're talking about just how dumb the
Internet is, and there's a lot of stupid stuff out there.

(01:05:14):
You know, Greg loves a good TikTok challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Always there's another.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
New one of those out there. And and just in
case you're feeling stressed. People find this very relaxing. There
is a guy in the video going around. This guy
is hydrating rocks and that's trending on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Just pour water on it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
No, this guy he rubs them down with a wet
sponge and people love it. Yeah, it's it's so weird, right,
the sound it makes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
What's that? I assume it's the sound it makes. Oh no,
it's They like watching just how it goes from like
very dry, kind of like a like a shiny okay,
and the way the water travels over it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Yeah, and then and then of course there's there's yeah,
and then they got this there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
This is the music.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
And these videos are huge. So imagine a guy rubbing
rocks down. But the wet sponge is this music place,
because that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
The internet is such a strange place. That's what I
have to see too.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
It is asmr yeah, and it's it's it's art it's
speaking of which it is artsy because the water kind
of makes little patterns and stuff. I mean, I wouldn't
watch it for more than five seconds, but I see why.
It's interesting somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
And the latest challenge Greg is to drop heavier and
heavier things on your foot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I heard about this one. You did, I did? Okay,
you've been there it kind of Oh yeah, I would
like you to know that I've been knowing about this
for about twenty four hours. Nice. It kind of sounds
like something we would do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
So the challenge is to drop heavier and heavier things
on your foot to see how much it hurts. Okay,
if you start dropping things on your foot or hashtag
drop challenge, you'll see these, uh these videos.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Come up like how late, how light do they start,
and how heavy do they go?

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Well, I have a clip here that we played for
you drop each thing on your foot, but no shoes
on obviously, and then you rate the pain on a
scale of one to ten. So this one guy did
multiple rounds of it. He used a hammer, oh my god,
a space heater, a sound bar, and what he said
was the worst one of all, a cordless drill. Oh

(01:07:20):
yeah yeah. Like warning, by the way, fun accent ahead.
Here's a clip of a different thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Sound not one. Go with the here next, go with
the speaker, speaker.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Drill boy.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
For a radio stunt, we would have darts like I
don't know, probably to our chest and then we just
we would drop the darts onto our bare feet. I'd
rather do the darts than the drill, rent, even because
the dart went straight into our foot and it would

(01:08:22):
like be sticking up. I really didn't even feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Bring the bone with a drill. Hell, you've got the battery.
The batteries heavy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
And by the way, how is this allowed on TikTok
because typically they don't allow things that are designed harm.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
You know, they call everything a TikTok challenge. I'm like,
I don't even see this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Because people have done bigger things too, like vacuums and televisions.
By the TikTok did pull some of them down, including
this guy with the drill.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I really would see. Well, you could be part of
the cool new trend. Greg. I know how much that's
important to you. It's kind of like the essence of
my entire life. Here's the real opportunity, Greg, since his
band on TikTok, you need to make your own so
media platform that allows people hurting themselves. And I know
how to code.

Speaker 16 (01:09:03):
So yeah, and you get this guy y, I can't
sign out one go with the here next yo, not
one to go to speaker.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
McKee is real focus.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
People do have a purpose, a music on purpose. Internet, man,
what a place something for Everyone's the sea Bass, the
Art Expo, Greg's artwork and some of the other Woody
Show art showing these real life art snobs at the
art Xpo and getting their opinion. As we heard in
those clips from the previous art expo, just how serious

(01:10:00):
these guys take money.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
To be made. We may again, we may.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
This whole radio show thing may just be an entree
for us into the art world.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
And please please tell me you did not take photos
of this crap that's in my parents' house.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Oh maybe, Oh yeah, because I showed you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
Yeah yeah, I showed you the one keeping your personal information.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
I showed you this one in the studio yesterday. Yeah.
Where do you think I got it?

Speaker 10 (01:10:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I forgot seeing the photo? Yeah, oh god, that is
so stupid. Would you call this one again? Greg? Madre?
Face Madre? What's so good? Red squares? Greg one? Greg?
This is from March of twenty twelve. Oh god, Greg
prepared that banana duct type to a wall. Guys. Yeah right,
that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
I saw, by the way, I saw something like that
at this art show that I'll tell you all about.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
And we have Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
We had those clips earlier in the week with you know,
different pictures and stuff from here in the studio, Menace
halfway barfing on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
On the snails. It's all on guard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
And now we have some of Greg Gory's because he
was trying to get back into painting, and he did
that one painting like about a year year and a
half ago.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
A year ago.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah, I thought that one came out really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Oh, thank you. Yeah. Honestly, you're no experson.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Yeah, I mean I'm not an expert. I just thought
it looked at Maybe I just like the color scheme.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
I don't know. That's why we got to go to
the experts. Yeah. And that's the thing I like about
the people you talk to. They can analyze just about
anything they did. I mean, you guys showed them a
photograph of like Pubes and a sink, and they had
a lot to say about menas. We'll see about this
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Well it's Art Expo twenty twenty five, So these are
the real art snobs, and we have some of Greg's
paintings that he did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
And then also some other stuff. What you show art
Sea Bass is showing them and getting their opinion on it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
We're starting with Greg's most recent masterpiece, his his red
and black and blue squares on Tan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, that's the one I liked. I thought that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
I thought that was pretty cool. I could see that
it's some kind of like mid level hotel. For that's
the best. But think about how many prints they order.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
They order a ton, so you would that's that's.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
If you're talking about hotels.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
This would be at a loft by the w Yes,
it's black and green blue rectangles tan. I found a
guy and he's This guy's an actual producing artist. His
name is rich from Germany. I believe his name is Reto.

Speaker 11 (01:12:35):
I would I yes, I do like that there is
movement and is there's depth in it, and its leaves
the user to interproject. If I'm going to put it
on the wall, every time I see it, I would
see something of my life in this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
If you own a gallery, would you hang that in your.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
I would hang it in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I had no need to be this nervous. That's really
see something different every time every time. That is a
high compliment.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
And again, this is a black black splashes. Is it
a crylic I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
I don't know the thing. It was proper art paint.
I don't know what it's called. It's oil based. Yeah,
it was like in a tube and sometimes I watered
it down. Now do you have one of those like
the other one that I made with house paint?

Speaker 13 (01:13:28):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
But what's the thing that has like your all your
colors of paltt palatin?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
No? I would? What did I do? I put a
sheet on the floor and just put the canvas on
the floor and then used the stuff that you would
do a paint and the roller like one of those containers,
and just kind of mix it in there.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
And just now, were you in the nude while doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I should have been? No, No, I should have been.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
It took Gregg's painting to another art enthusiast named Eric,
same one, same painting.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I like that.

Speaker 17 (01:13:58):
I like the blue on the black. I like that
it's kind of a nod image. It doesn't have necessarily
anything defined to me. It's kind of pleasing. But it's
also dark. This image is interesting almost.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
That's like a ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Oh well, this guy does claim that his house is haunted.

Speaker 17 (01:14:17):
Isn't that funny how I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
That's weird. Did you see that personally? No, that's interesting.
I'll let him know that.

Speaker 17 (01:14:23):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Isn't that interesting? It's so interesting. There's a ghost in
your painting? Greg, Did you know what's weird? Thing about
this painting?

Speaker 14 (01:14:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
When I thought it's wasn't complete, so I had to
do the whole Jackson Pollock wanna be thing where I
splattered a little bit of it. Yeah, And to me,
if I were going to analyze it, I would say,
these look like sperm. Maybe something else. That's a part
of your life. Yeah, something something near to the heart chambers.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
It's about fertility.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
It's part Eric's life too. I'm guessing one more with
Greg's painting. And this guy from his name, he's actually
an art He runs an art program called Hello Art World.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
His name is Sean.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Okay, here's Sean at the Art Act.

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
Look at this.

Speaker 12 (01:15:07):
I actually kind of like it because the color combination
it invokes like some type of strong feeling and it has.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
A level of I suppose uniqueness.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
I actually find client feeling. Okay, I see Greg, that's
another person that likes it. I'm very pleased. Yeah, with
the critiques.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Yeah, Greg, yeah, you were all nervous and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I don't think anything. Everyone loves it about it. Yeah.
Are we going to post a picture of the painting
so we can see it somebody? Yeah? Yah, I've sent
all the paintings to Greg, to Menace and to Vaughn. Okay,
all right, cool, So we'll have those posted for you. You'll
be able to see those on our Instagram at the
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Woody Show, Uh, taking our art to the Art Expo
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Speaking of Vonn, he sent me some stills shots from
the show things we do on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Now, if I were to just send that, you could
present those to these art people like, oh that's a
people at a radio show and stuff. So what I
did so I use the power of computer and I
got an AI to fill in like different backgrounds and things.
So we had Morgan eating like, uh, that Korean blood
sausage looks very much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Like a vent A vein. Oh it's right, yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
I had I said, I said, AI, take that and
then like put it in put you know, interpret the background.
So it's basically her and a Morgan holding a sausage
and a forest.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Of wieners, a forest of wieners, or it looks like
Spaghettio's in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
It kind of looks like go and then there. Yeah,
there's some trees. Yeah, it could be real.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
All right, So again, if you want to see the photo,
we'll have it on our Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 17 (01:16:35):
I mean, the first thing that strikes is the color.
The color is really intense, which I like. She obviously
admits some emotion. She looks like she's having fun, she's
enjoying it. It's a very pleasing photo. She's kind of
a funny expression, like she's trying something out. She quite
doesn't quite know how it's gonna be, but it's fun.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
I'm seeing like a sausage motif here. Yeah, that does.
It's kind of odd.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Yeah, Like mean, she's surrounded by sausages for her the
first time in her life.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
I didn't know what to do with it exactly, need
some help it experience.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Okay, all right. I would not call this pleasing though,
because yeah, like the background is very more disturbing, chaotic. Yeah,
the sausage she's holding.

Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
Honestly, it looks like she horrific. She's like in a
kindergarten class or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
No, no offense port. But I would say this is
more under the headline of nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Like you know that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I'm saying like, if somebody like woke up from a
nightmare decided to do some art, this will be what
this will be?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
What would pret be produced? That's a little harsh, Yeah,
which is it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Which you know that that not everything could be roses,
roses and lilacs and all that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Crap, you know, right right, But it also looks like
maybe she tore that off to somebody or.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Its yah, it's an internal organ or something. It looks
like a bloody poop. Ye, yes, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
The Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
So Baughn sent me a picture of Bort, which is
super thrilling. But I said, well, what is Bort Love Adults?
A wrestling professional wrestlings. I took Bort and I told
AI to give me this man a wrestler. And he's
got like three belts on because it's a I mean
the one belts basically.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Being worn as a broad and he's like yelling into
a mic and you could tell he's like he's addressing
the crowd.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
So yeah, so this is sort of a collage hyper
super real photo and that brought that to the art folks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Okay, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:18:20):
It's like if you go to Hollywood, they make stuff happen,
which is not really reality.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Speaking of fake things, wrestling's not real, right, yeah, exactly.
Adult men who like wrestling, come on, right, No.

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
I think men who like wrestling is great. You know,
it's good for the kids. You know, they believe in
Jesus Christ and wrestling that's well put.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
So it's you know, like put you on a circus.
It's good for the kids. Yes, very very good for
the kids. It's an adult Would you go to wrestling? Maashment?

Speaker 11 (01:18:49):
Well, you know, I guess some people go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Some people. Did you see the photo?

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
No, this would be something I think that you might
actually like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I could see you like that. Nice. That's pretty cool, right, yeah.
It personifies my internal rage that I'm usually letting out
at sea bass all right, as you're on the microphone screaming,
just you know.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Several rustling belts around your chest.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Yeah, from the body of a dwarf here, yeah yeah, yeah,
all right, So.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Again, Menace is working on He's got the photos that
you can see of this art that these people are
contiquing at the art show twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
So on our Instagram, got a photo here of Woody
and this is when you were wearing the toilet seat
as a Oh yeah, sort of a the butt washing
toilet seat friendless Yeah, from my house, from your auction.
So I said, let's take this man and kind of
make him a photograph of a painting of him in
a in an actual bathroom.

Speaker 17 (01:19:39):
Okay, that's is that a toilet? I mean that to
me is fun. You know you can't help. I mean
seeing the emotion on him and you feel it. So
to me, I like this image better. It brings up
more emotion. It's fun to me, it's a fun picture.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
It's a man who's joined fun. Yeah, I call this hemorrhoid.
It's cool. I would think the phone hemorrhoid. Yeah, that's
pretty awesome. Again, who needs artists? We have AI. This
is good. I'll say this.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
At the art expot I went to, there was what
because the artists very much against AI in general. There
was one guy who had a full on AI exhibit
and people didn't hate on it, and it was it
was dumb stuff like you know, Monkey's drinking tea or whatever.
It was super uninteresting. Literally anyone could do it, but
he had a whole setup there, all.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Right, Art Expo twenty twenty five. Which one's next.

Speaker 6 (01:20:31):
This is Gina looking kind of sour, and I asked
AI to put her in a position. It's got her
laying in bed with a man who's pointing at his crutch.
Now I think the feminist would love that one, I think,
And from what g has told us, she doesn't like
mouth parties, which you know, great wife, right, But I
think gen is low key really bad in bed. And
but I have this her again, her laying in bed
with a guy. She's looking at him like eh, and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
She hasn't head phones on.

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
The photos from the studio, yeah, I wasn't able to
get the headphones off necessarily.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
He was the Here's what the arts knobs have to
say about that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Probably, yeah, she's looking at something that she's not happy about,
or maybe it smells kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
She's making fun of it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
And so when it smells in this situation, that makes
me think of a Dutch oven. Oh sorry, yeah, So
when it comes to smells in a bed, there's a
Dutch oven that sometimes where guys.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
You know, they'll make a smell in the girl's a bed.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably that put their hands
under the covers. That was a really good initial description
of a Dutch oven. Yeah you know, then they guys
make this was a high end art. I'm not gonna
tak yeah arts. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
Now, what makes you think that Genie would be terrible
in bed? Because she says she hates giving number one?
I mean that's that's number one, giving or receiving? Well,
who cares about receiving?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Giving? She hates giving oral stuff. She doesn't want it
to last long.

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
She doesn't want to last long.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Everything about what she has said in bed is I'm
not very interested therefore, and which, again, judging on her words,
make me think she's pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
I don't think it's there's much mystery to that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Okay, I don't remember the like hating giving. I thought
it was more receiving. What if I'm misremembering I'm misremembering.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
There at receiving? Yeah yeah right, that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
And then some are enthusiastic givers, which makes them good
and bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Possibly some some believe they're really good at it, and
it's not that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
Good, right, I'd rather stuck. There's the point of enthusiasm
than not enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
But you know the braggers. We've talked about the braggers before. Yeah,
the ones who say they were the best, probably not exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
That's great that I can work with that. I can't
work with it away from me. Is this over yet?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
I hate it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
I just do one more where we're showing these arts
knobs at the Art Expo twenty twenty five, some different
woody show pieces of art, and this one is, oh, this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
Is yeah, this is actual real art that I had
commissioned for my home or sorry, I know that a
fan made of my house. I forget where it's me
and that's right. And this is a big mural in
my house. If you were at my home for one
of my tours and it's all like a tarp, yeah,
well it's it's for a wall size, so yeah, it's giant.
So it's me standing with like a gladiator spear. And

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these two ladies based off real women in my life
who I've known, and they're kind of standing in this mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Range you're lording over your barying sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Okay, well, what are the art knobs think about that.

Speaker 17 (01:23:24):
When I see that, I'm focused on the muscles, and
to me, it seems overly exaggerated, almost like a.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Comic because they don't even realize they're standing right next
to the person in that picture.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
And it's identical. I mean, even your body to this
day hasn't changed exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
How do they not recognize you immediately?

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Sure, like a fantasy sort.

Speaker 17 (01:23:43):
Of thing, but the image itself doesn't do too much,
almost like a comic.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
And you see anything in the background that maybe looks familiar.

Speaker 17 (01:23:54):
Oh, and almost likes like that architectural house what's his name?
We actually I actually toured it. No, it's a Frank
Lloyd right house. That's what it kind of pulled up
for me. These pieces right here here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
So the muscles, good, bad, are just indifferent.

Speaker 17 (01:24:15):
It just seems very commercial. That's a good word. It
feels very commercial. Yeah, I mean artistically, it just feels
very commercial. I tend to go a little more contemporary,
and that's just very commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
How about this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Look at these girls.

Speaker 17 (01:24:30):
They look like porn They look like porn women.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
But there's one guy with two hicks that's pretty hot.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
I guess if you're straight.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
Some guys I suppose you know, okay, this one's a
little okay, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
That sounds like a ravenous bottle. He did not point
out that you and the chick on the right don't
have belly buttons. Oh, I mean he should have analyzed that. Yeah,
but he did notice poor ladies and hotness.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
And then one more This is another person, yes, the
same photo see bath lording over his ladies. Another art's
not but the Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (01:25:05):
A lot of exercise going on and a lot of sun.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
But I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:12):
I mean, as long as they're happy, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
I think they were very happy. Yeah, yeah, fine, you
know they were because they were with that muscular Yeah. Yeah,
it was very satisfied.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
So a lot of great reviews there, guys. Everybody loved
greg stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Oh yeah, Greg, I'm telling you you have been way
too hard on yourself when it comes to your art.

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
Well, you're going to open a gallery.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
It was Greggory gallery night, all right, it's coming.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
At checking of which, the stupidest art work that I
saw there, which I think was a maybe a bit
of a troll job, was some guy had taken an
actual life, real life rose stapled it to a white canvas, right,
and there's some explanation about how this is the real
versus the fake life.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
He wanted one point five million for that. Oh my god,
did he get it? I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
He actually made three of them and they were all
stapled up next to each other. It's like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Worth one point five million.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Well, if you want to see the pieces of art
in question, you can hit up our Instagram. Just go
at the Woody Show. You can find us there fine
and follow right Menace the Woody Show on Instagram. Thank
you very much, see mass Thank you art snobs, Greg Gory.
I look forward to uh being at your Yeah, that's
the place.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
I would drink one because I think that's what you
have to do, right gallery drink there too, would be opening.
That's a big opening. I would. I would do that
for you, will open. I will thank you they show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Well, we were talking about dream stuff recently, and uh,
this guy in North Carolina he had a dream last
week that he would win one hundred and ten thousand
dollars in the lottery, like specific one hundred and ten
thousand dollars, and then he woke up the next day
and he won exactly that amount, says says one hundred

(01:27:05):
and ten thousand dollars. Now he claimed his winnings, and
after the required federal and state tax with holdings, he
took home seventy eight thousand, seventy eight thousand, nine hundred
and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
He plans to buy two dozen eggs with that winning good. Good. Yeah,
So he says, it's so funny you said it, because I, Greg,
I had the same exact thought. I'm like, didja you
could say that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Or is it just like, guys, you'll never believe this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
You're not gonna believe me when I tell you the one? Yeah, okay,
so let's say, let's say it's even true. What's the point?

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
That's kind of cool?

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
How what do you mean? How? What do you mean?
Not cool?

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
If you if you're legitimate that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
You won and ten if you legitimately had a dream,
even if like he had a dream that he won
the lottery the night before he won the lottery, forever
much amount?

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
I think that's pretty cool. And you told me that.
Let's say what you say?

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Greg told me that story? Greg, what would you care
about anything?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
You're weirdo. Yeah about how you care about it? Hey,
how is your weekend? Yuck?

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
He sneezes you no, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Like, what are we talking about? I heard this week.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
I heard some girls say to some about the guy
in the hallway. Oh my god, this was like the
Wednesdayist of Wednesdays.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
You shared that thought, that was that was that was
the thought of your head that you shared.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Whatever they are trying to be made those words come
out of your mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
You thought that number two, you thought someone else would
be interested in hearing that. That was for hilarity.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Yeah, that's fun, but I'm glad he want his money.
All right, more shows going up to the show. Who's
showing that out there?

Speaker 9 (01:28:29):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Is it too good?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
I hope not too though I'm thinking maybe it's not
good the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
All right, welcome back to everybody. Yeah, it is Wednesday.
Maybe it's in the middle of the week.

Speaker 16 (01:28:42):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
February twenty six. Today is Carpei DM Day.

Speaker 10 (01:28:46):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
I mean, seize the day carpid DM, carpet DM.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Yeah, the day.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
One of my Latin teachers in high school said, well,
technically it's more closer to pluck the day as if
you're to what the day, as if instead of just
grabbing it, you're actually you're you're carefully choosing it and
picking it out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
Oh the movie I saw with Robin Williams and Matt
Damon said otherwise, I said it was seized the day?

Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
Well, is that the one that is? How about them apples?

Speaker 11 (01:29:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Yeah, yeah, today is for Pete's sake, day for Pete's sake. Yeah,
it's also inconvenience yourself day, no value. Every day I
wake up is another day I become more and more
of a man of convenience. Yeah, you know, I go, hmm,

(01:29:34):
how can I make this even more convenient for me?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Well, why do you stop on the way to work
every day instead of just getting like bottles of drinks
instead of it's part of the actual drink because it's
from the machine. It's a it's part of my waking
up routine. Really yeah, I mean cause like, uh, I
get out and I'm like walking around a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
Oh really, you stand in the shower for forty five minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
No, I've been showering the night before, grubby. No, dude,
it's it's way better, way better.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
For men.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Yeah, I too much power though.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Yeah, it's an International tongue Twister Contest day, menace, It's
National Pistafio Daystachio, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
A Tell a fairy Tale Day you guys. Yeah, neat
all right? Pretty great?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Uh Well, this guy was impersonating President Trump the other
night and he started messing with Alec Baldwin, who ended
up snapping on him because that's what Yeah, I gotta say,
I'm kind of on Alec Baldwin's side here, don't I know,
Because it's like, dude, the guy is just living his life.
There's there's some luggage being unloaded from the back of
his suv and this guy he comes in, he runs,

(01:30:43):
he runs up to him. He's dressed as Trump and
he starts.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Yelling, oh so like at at Baldwin's house outside, well outside, Yeah,
that's awesome. Thanks a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Man on the on the streets of New York City
here that Alec, it's your favorite president.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Look, Alex, I will offer you you a total.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Pardon because I want to be friends, right, I want
to be friends. I will give you a total pardon
for murdering that woman.

Speaker 12 (01:31:08):
If you kiss the ring, kiss the ring, Alex kissed
the big beautiful ring.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Yes, so we had this like big, giant, like gaudy,
you know, ring ring on his hand. Kiss the ring,
you know, for murdering that woman.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
I'm on, Alec coming on.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Look at Alec balderin right. He did that impersonation to me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
It was not too good. Look at that suitcase.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 12 (01:31:28):
Well, Alec, if you don't want that pardon for murdering
that woman in cold blood.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
She's looking down on me right now, smiling.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Thank you for confronting the man who took me out,
who killed me. And that's okay. Sure you realize, look
at me?

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Sure, sure you okay?

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
I snapped and break your Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
You don't want to. You don't want to attack your
favorite president, Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I love you, Alex.

Speaker 9 (01:31:57):
He's got more balls than DeNiro that I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Nero ran away. Alex confronted. That's good. He's strong, but
also he's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Weak because he murdered a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
So that's ok. If it wasn't Alec, I would think
the same thing you're thinking Sea Bass, like you're approaching
this guy in front of her of his home. That's
not cool. But because it's Alex, Yeah, Alex, and still
not cool. Why are you going to go poke the
bear like that? And because maybe he'll react if you
get a payoff.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
Cameron wasn't there. I kind of believe Alec the way
he would try to.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
I don't think he could really do anything like seventy
So as the King Troll Sea Bass, like, what does
your take on something like this?

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
He's on a public street.

Speaker 6 (01:32:35):
Okay, well it's not illegal by that, by that definition
of course. However, I think it's it's successful and then
it gets a lot of attention. What he just amplified
its message right here?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Sure? Yes, I'm sure did. I don't think it's very clever.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
Yeah, it's unfunny. It's not funny.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
It's it's it's because Trump has nothing. I mean, he's
kind of tying two things together aren't really associated together.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Well just because Baldwin played Trump.

Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I understand that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
I think and I hate this word, but I think
it actually applies here. This is cloud chasing, chasing and
try hardy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Yes, yes, the Wu Tang Clan they have announced some
dates for a farewell tour. They're gonna call it Wu
Tang Forever. The Final Chamber and it kicks off June
sixth and Baltimore. I know all you guys are going
to be there. Run the Jewel is going to open
up the All the surviving members are on board. Rizza, Jizza,
Ray Kwan, the Chef, ghost Face, Killer method Man, inspect

(01:33:33):
the deck. You God, Masta Killa. All gonna be the
plenty of what you show. Cities on the itinerary if
you're interested. June thirteenth and DFW, June fifteenth in Austin,
June twentieth and Ontario, California, June twenty second in LA
July first and Portland, Oregon, and July eighteenth in Philadelphia.
Greg get your tickets now, like I already already have it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
I like Wu Tang as much as the next guy,
But I just imagine it's going to be fifteen dudes.
Kind of million stay. She'd like to be that road manager.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Speaking of people like Menace really comes to the defense
of this guy. O. J. Simpson, the executor of OJ's estate,
is planning an auction and one of the items on
the block is his Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
It was given him.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Can you imagine have an OJ's Bible? Who was it
that got Hitler's tea cup. It was either Burt Kreischer
or tomar Who got it for?

Speaker 10 (01:34:23):
Who?

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
Tom got it for Burt.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Oh, Yeah, Tom Segura gave Burt Kreischer Hitler's a tea
cup that used to belong up to Hitler.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
As a gift. And like just like watching Bert's reaction
and he like could not breathe. He was laughing storry,
and not because he's a.

Speaker 6 (01:34:41):
Big Hitler fan, just because now, like I want to
get the most biggest, rarest gift I could find.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
That's pretty rare, but came out like having OJ's Bible,
how much it was giving him right after the Bronco
Chase by Robert Kardashian. It includes an inscription from him
that says, OJ, this book will help. God has a death,
a plan for your life. You are his child and
he will use you again. I love you and God
loves you.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
That's why Rob Kardashian died earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Now, the auction is supposed to happen next month, but
OJ's kids can file a legal objection which tie everything
up in court to not sell it. Yeah, I guess
they're they're they're beaten over some of the estate auction stuff. Yeah,
I'm not really sure exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:35:22):
They still have a huge judgment against his estate, right,
and he was able to live because the NFL pension
was untouchable.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
The white substance found during Marcus Jordan's duy Rs it's
Michael Jordan's son. It wasn't cocaine, it was ketamine. How trendy?
Oh yeah, and this is legit cool. Classic MTV Unplugged
episodes are now streaming on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
I've been rewatching Cribs lately. Oh really, Yeah, they're hell old,
but I like how outdated do the I think the
most recent one was maybe three years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
Oh yeah, they did really.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Yeah, but most a lot of them are just so ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Yeah that was like nineties maybe early two thousands. Yeah,
but they did do new season that like Pimp My Ride, right,
remember that? And then True Life is oh yeah, yeah
pretty good. Hey, since we were talking about Matt Damon
comedian match Alls, Andrew Schultz has a new Netflix special.
His longtime friend is Matt Damon, and he helped him
make a preview video for it. And it starts with

(01:36:24):
Andrew just minded his own business, what with his baby
daughter at a diner. His old pal Matt arrives it
immediately begins making fun of him. Here's here's a little clip.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Shult see Shultze, shultzy, shultzy Matthew, cute baby. I didn't
get the amber alert.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Hey, Matt, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
It's always good to see. Good to see you too, me. Yeah.
What are you two up to today? Jesus, we are
celebrating my new specials coming out. Oh nice. Yeah, it's
about my wife and I trying to make a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
It's like like red Tube.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
No, not like dub What are you talking about? Weirdo?
We had a lot of trouble getting pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Oh so what was he like?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
Are you limp?

Speaker 9 (01:37:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
I'm not limp? Okay, what a special is this? Do
me favor? Don't watch the special. It's not for people
like you. Want people like me, people like you.

Speaker 15 (01:37:15):
Watch your fing I'm shooting blanks comedy special.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
As much as I want to, I'll watch it twice. Okay,
but don't do that thing where you like embarrass me.
You can embarrass you. Hey, everybody, everybody listen.

Speaker 15 (01:37:27):
Andrew Schultz has a comedy special about how his balls
are full of oatmeal and we're all gonna watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Okay, thanks.

Speaker 15 (01:37:36):
Jeez, this dumb ass has a special about his low
sperm count and it's on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Bum see.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
I like Andrew Schultz. Yeah, I think I think he's
on that podcast with Charlotte Mane. What's Brilliant Idiots?

Speaker 7 (01:37:51):
Yeah, Brilliant Idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
I actually I saw this special before it came out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Oh I'm sorry, guys, Well forget no, no, don't I
feel stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
God, it was It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
I'm going to watch the reason what do review?

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
The reason that this well, I don't want to give away.

Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
The reason is relatively new comedian his friend with a
very establish actor. Is that Matt Damon used to live
in the same building as Andrew Schultz's parents in New
York City.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Jeez, and so that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
He's actually he said, I watched these kids grow up
like for like or for real? Is like al yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
Anyway I thought was there's like a full it's a
full length a bit going back and forth, and there's
other some other stuff in there that I cut out
for time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
But you can check that out.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
It's online and then go watch his Netflix special again.
That is gonna be on Netflix coming up on Tuesday,
which is March fourth. We've got some birthdays, a birthday
here for you on this Wednesday morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
It's say, we're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit be
like it's Shubarday. And you know we don't do birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
The birthdays today are Mega week. But it's Michael Bolton's birthday. Hell,
it's not we Yeah, Michael s mother f and Bolton.
He's seventy two. Nate Russ, who's the singer for the
band Fun, is forty three. Actress Teresa Palmer is thirty nine,
Taylor Dooley Lava Girl and Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
That makes sense to somebody who's.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
You know, people of a certain I know that movie
Just out of Diapers thirty two today, and then Erica
Badou is fifty four. I told you they were a
week today.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
Yes, Mandy, I do have a question, yes, sir, for Sammy, Sammy,
do you know who Steve Wosneyak is?

Speaker 11 (01:39:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Who is he?

Speaker 12 (01:39:39):
He's a tech guy.

Speaker 11 (01:39:41):
He's what is he?

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
Apple?

Speaker 17 (01:39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
So I interviewed Nate from Fun once and I noticed
that Steve Wosneyak was watching him perform. Yeah, and so
I interviewed Nate. I was like, oh, that's really cool
that Steve Wosneac was watching your show. He had no
idea who.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Who Yeah, Jeff Palm's birthdays to day? Oh oh well
didn't Jeff Palm guy?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Alrightp oh really okay, your porno birthday is Yuki mory
and today's birthday.

Speaker 15 (01:40:11):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
She has sucked harder and longer than a foreign film
subtitles in my personal opinion, So you hate one hundred
and two fine films on her resume, including her English sucks,
but she swallows.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Oh right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
She was in Asian Mouth Club Volume five. Also I
Eat White Meat Volume four. Yeh forty dollar Make you
Holla volume one, and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
That's how it's all spout out d O L L
A dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Yeah, okay, she was incredible in BJ Suckathon Volume two
and who can forget her? Unforgettab role and me squirt
you long time? Oh thanks Yuki Moury, who is thirty
nine years old today and that's your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
This reminds me I had an idea for it's telling.
This has already taken, Is there Is there a Porner
series called White on Rice?

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yes? Is there? Sure? Yes? Oh, damn it. I think
it's called Rice on White. I think, okay, well, damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
See yeah there's something like that. Yeah, look it up,
see if you can.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Yeah. Oh this there's a comedy special too. Damn it.
No more fun than Gonnerrhea.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
All right, we are wrapping up, getting out of here.
I'll try to make these things quicker. Oh, because I
find that we waste a lot of time here at
the end of the show, where we could be in
our car going out. Wednesday Morning podcast fight if by
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(01:41:40):
and a lot of other stuff that we did on
today's show. A chance, Starr, you lived at least part
of it. If you missed any of it, go and
catch up on the podcast coming up for you tomorrow.
I got another throwback Thursday, like a like a best
of seven's thing, but it's not really a best of
seven because they say these are the worst songs. But
I'll give you the category worst.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
I don't think they're all very bad.

Speaker 10 (01:42:02):
I O.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Yeah, so we have that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Plus, we're gonna need your nominees for the Woody Show
Employee of the Month for February because here it is
the end of February.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
That and more tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
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Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Please yeah, stand on the bridges that you burn so
people know you're serious about your crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
I've actually got a pretty amazing job over the years
not burning bridges, even though I had plenty of reason
to burn them. There was even one case where I
tried so hard to burn the bridge. And I can
promise you that today, if if this person had an
opportunity to hire us and hire me, they would.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Still do it. And you were just on the brink
of burning that bridge.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
I poured gas on it and lit it, and they
put it out, destroyed the old bridge and what was
left of it, and rebuilt it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
And I'm still welcome. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
That so I hear.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
I'm not spoken to this person, but I've been told that. Okay, yeah,
you have to know. Yeah, I typically make it a
point not to burn those bridges.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
So smarter choice.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for give it the what he show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate
you for that. Rest of you guys could suck it.
Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD
double M.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
I quit this bitch.