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Not only is today the final day of February, it's
February the twenty eighth, twenty twenty five, ladus and gentlemen,
I'm happy to report as the end of the week.
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Today is Friday. Hell's yes, and heyday. Oh that's right,
it's oh yeah, hells yes. I mean, my name is Whatddy?
That's Greg Gory. Menace is here? What we got man?
What we got Sammy? Uh? There is born Morgan's here,
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Vaughan's here, our VP, our guest of honor. You welcome
to the Woodies Show. It's Friday. Let's get this over with.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
All right.
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As you know, the goal today to get through the
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. Friday
Fail stories, d U i Q and more. Got some
entertainment stuff. Birthday is porn of Birthday. That'll be this hour.
Before the hour's up, You're on the Woody Show, starting
with a little bit of football stuff. I did see
something yesterday about how the NFL is moving forward with
the line of game being measured digitally. Yeah about time,
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that's yeah, that's an uncontroversial life. Well, I mean you
get the football peer, it's like you like these guys
running out there with a couple of sticks and some chain. Yeah,
it's annoying.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
It's it's inaccurate, and we are again it's one of
those things where technology has been ahead of that by
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It goes with the pitching with MLB. Yeah, and there
was a another Yeah, the pitching. Did you see the video.
There's a lot of videos coming out with all these
preseason games that are happening now with Major League Baseball
because they're using the robot umps. And there was I
forget where it was, what game, what teams? Anyway, the
guy was called out on a on a strike three
call and the batter said, I would like to challenge. Oh,
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just turned around and then they did the thing you
know you ever watched or did you ever see on tennis.
They could see exactly where the ball lands or relations
to the line. So they had the strike zone up
there and you could see the ball coming in and
it was way high, like not even close, and so
it was reversed. Yeah, and so the crowd goes nuts
and the umpire looks like a schmuck. Yeah, it's it's
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pretty great. That's where it'll be in a few years.
It won't umpire.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I'll just be there in case the computers go down
more umpire. Lots of money on a lot of money
on that bet that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I just don't think you need someone behind the plate.
You can still have like the first base, second base,
third base OMPs, you know what I mean. Well, there'still
easy to be somebody for like what if yeah pitches
the other The other big thing that I've seen a
lot about this week is it was the Packers GM
that said that he would like to see the tush push,
the brotherly shove that the Eagles are known for get
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get banned, which it has been banned in the Pass
by the way, so this is not a new thing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He says that he admitted the Packers hadn't been very
successful against it. He expects a lot of discussions about it,
but one of those discussions might be that teams should
figure out how to defend against it instead of just
out banning it.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, now here's and I heard it actually a defensive
lineman talk about this recently, and he said it up
until there was there was a trend with defenses where
the defensive lineman would be let's say, blocking a kick
or doing whatever, and a play and a linebacker would
come up and shove that defensive line and either to
cause just chaos or to push them into the backfield.
And they said they I love that real quick too.
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This used to be outlawed. Used to be you can
block in front of somebody, you can't shove behind somebody.
But when they changed that, Eagle said, aha, we'll take
advantage of this new rule.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And by the way, and then the Eagles line is
just huge. I don't think there's a guy on the
offensive line who's under six foot three or something like that,
or maybe even six foot four. And they're all massive dudes.
So like, nobody's gonna be able to stop that because
nobody else matches up on size on the other side
of the body.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
That's that's not it. That's a bad it's a bad take.
It's not that their line is huge, it's that they
then had The reason it's called the shove or the
push is because you then have line, you have running
backs behind the quarterback, shoving or pushing the quarterback on
top of the people blocking in front of him.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Correct, that's the difference. Yeah, But it's also it's an element.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Not how it works. That is not how it works.
That's not how the things have been working for years
until they legalized it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
And now you have this.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Oh so there's no rule against it there as.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Of right now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
They're gonna they're gonna bring it back. Yeah you think
they will, yeah, again, because it's it's hard. I mean,
it's an automatic thing. That's that's what some of the
people who are complaining about it. And I'm not complaining about
I don't really care. They're too big and strong. You
can you can still have quarterback sneaks. That's never been illegal.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
But if you but what these linemen are saying is okay,
if you allow them to push on the back of
use of your quarterback and other stuff, we can start pushing.
We can, you know, we'll just have people get kick
you know, any kind of field goal or whatever. We
lot of people blasting through. We remember they used to
have people like jumping off the backs of people.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Use that.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You can't you can't use another player's leverage. Well, well,
you can use it to block. You can do that
on the offense. Why can't we do it on the defense? Yeah?
And hey, uh you know, I know that Sea Bass.
You're probably not happy about the report, but it was
a report earlier in the week that Rob Gronkowski was
training to come back and come out of retirement. But
it turns out that this report of this NFL reporter
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Seeesil Lammy did not know what the hell they were
talking about, because Gronk came out and he goes, man,
he goes, that's crazy. I wish I still had those powers,
because it would be cool if I did. But it's
just time to relax a little. No football.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Why don't mean about Gronkowski playing? I care very much
that he did not have the Gronk Beach Party.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't retire from partying, dude. Yeah, and I'm assuming
he's going to have about the draft.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Well, first off, okay, great, Either have the Gronk Beach
Party at New Orleans during the Super Bowl where everyone's there,
and what about the cruise right right, Well, for in
the CRUI would be great.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Or have it in Green Bay in April. That sounds awesome. Okay,
no it doesn't. But you like to party exactly, and
you had a great time in the cruise. In fact,
you went viral. Your videos from the Gronk Cruise went viral.
Remember that it was years ago, spread around? Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
ESPN front page email from Dave Portnoy.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh wow, look at that. He still follows me. He
still follows me on Twitter eight forty four. What he
send your Friday check ins? On the text over to
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Speaker 1 (06:58):
Showed to be back.
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What's up?
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Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct
world on a Friday morning. Yeah, and Greg mentioned a
payday to foot right, what what do you buy me?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Greg?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I'm gonna buy you? Should I buy you?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I would normally go with some food, but you're like
not eating anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I eat food, he does, just like half your little
little baby.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm gonna get you some new soft all right.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, my name is one. That's Greg Gory. There's menaced,
we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. Fans are open
at eight seven seven forty four Wood. You can hit
us up with the text open to two to note
eight seven Friday check ins. Hit us up with one
of those coming up. We got the d y Q
forty this hour, and we start with your Friday Fail stories,
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ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, It is time for
your Friday Fail starting. All these people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong.
But then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big stink in Mega uber Ultra.
(09:36):
That's pretty good, right, you know. Yeah, considering I thought
it would be a disaster. Considering Gina is coming off
a whole week of laryngitis. Greg is coming down with laryngitis,
and there's clearly aids all over the building, riddled with it.
Everybody seems to be going down, stripping off one after
the other. Sammy starting to cough. Yeah, Sammy starting to cough.
Bort came in today. What's going on with you? You're
(09:56):
like a congestedor Yeah, I definitely have some mallardy issues
going on. It's affected asthma, so I.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Think, oh, I thought you said it was affecting your
ass affect affects.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, cheeks, and we will start this rout of the
failed stories. In Florida, this chick was arrested after she
and another girl vandalized her ex boyfriend's car.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That's what she did.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
She was mad at him because he stilled out her
seven hundred bucks, and so they spray painted the car.
It's a black car. They put this very bright yellow
paint all over it, and they threw eggs at it,
which is very expensive. Unfortunately for them, the car belonged
to a neighbor, not the ex boyfriend. Wrong cars. The
damage estimated to be about five thousand dollars. The cops
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got her driving with two open containers of four loco.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, so there was that. And here she is going
through it. Here she is being arrested by the officers
and a little clip of the guy whose car was
vandalized on the local TV news.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Really, just try harder, to try to be sneaky because
you are got off, you guys the wrong damn car.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
First of all, I'm not Jason Brow like you know that,
I'm Jonathan. It's crazy too, Like they chose the perfect color,
the perfect color to pop off of black. Yeah, so
I mean here's here's the picture and then the color
really did pop off of black.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That you got.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
See a man, he's an nowhere excess car.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This next story. This guy, he's a travel writer for CNN.
His name is Will McGoff. Never heard of him. But
he went on a trip to Antarctica to spread his
father's ashes amongst the icebergs and the mountains. Okay, but
as he was on a boat on his way out
to the glaciers, the guide gave a safety briefing and
that's when Will found out that it was actually illegal
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to scatter ashes. Turns out you could be fine for
spreading ashes in a restricted area without the proper paperwork
or approval. So he went all the way to Antarctica
for nothing. Here's one from Missouri where these two guys
they were lost. They stopped some cops the stop. Some
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cops asked for these directions. Hey man, where the hell
are you?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Can you help us out?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
They wanted to know how to get to Osage Beach.
But the thing is they were already in o Sage
Beach and didn't realize it. And that's right around when
the officers realized that these guys might not be sober.
So now the cops they were asking for directions were
just now happened to be doing a training session for
the department's drug duggans. So they brought over one of
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the little drug dugans and the dog found some meth
on them, and they were arrested and taking the fail
jail sales. He just had to ask that you stopped
to ask for directions?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How somebody else?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How stupid dogies? Though, And this is my favorite story
of the week. We're gonna go international. This one is
from China, all right, where this college kid accidentally started
a fire in his dorm while trying to hide a
sex doll from his roommate.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Oh no, that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
So he had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate
came home, So in a panic, he snuck her out
into the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by
setting her on fire. Great plan. So the hallway, of
course fills with smoke that sets off the alarm. So
instead of his roommate finding out, everyone found out the
fire department. They were called. They came and put out
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the girlfriend. And yeah, now he's a sale. All kinds
of truth.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Don't you hate it when they have to put out
your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Right? You want your girlfriend to put out? You don't
want have to put out your girlfriend? Eight seven four
Wooding text over to two to nine eighty seven. In fact,
that number I just gave you you can use the
call in. We're gonna play the d U i Q.
All right, that is coming up next, so if you
want to play. This is where he masses out on
the streets talking the drunks, and then we asked some
very simple trivia questions to these drunk people. You, as
(13:54):
the contestant, just have to guess will the drunk person
know right or wrong? Two out of three. If you
get those right, guessing yes or no where they get it,
you could be winning a prize this morning. It's our
dumb ass contest, the d u IQ that's coming up next.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you want to
play what is weird the Woody Show, and time for
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your dumb ass contest. Here your Friday morning dumb ass contests,
It's time to.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Play the du IQ.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, all right, Sea Bass explaining the way the game
works to everybody, please.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
The game works by my finding someone who's nice and
drunk and then asking them just the easiest questions. So
you have to guess whether they are so drunk that
they won't know the answer in their drunk state that
they normally would in their sober state.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Sure, so if you know whether they know the answer
two three times, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Boom.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And then we got to Menace and Sammy, who are
guessing stone called sober uh huh phones eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. We'll get to know the drunk person
a little bit better here in just the second. But
first to say hi to our contest, and that would
be Zach. Good morning, Zach. How are you any good
weekend plans.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Opening day tomorrow for my four year old?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Okay, yeah, kids, sports.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The question was do you have any exciting plans?
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Are you the are you the coach Zach? Are you coaching?
I am?
Speaker 10 (15:21):
And for Greg, I'm getting a new couch tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's what you like, That's what we're talking. Hell yeah,
just take it to the park. They don't know even
know what they're doing. He's going pro yea, well, no,
you gotta play, you got yeah, exactly. Yeah, all right, anyway,
time for the d u i Q. Now, before we
get into the questions that count, we're gonna get know
our drunk here a little bit better. And who is
this person?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
See mass our fine friend Kristen. She's out partying with
her work bust besties. I should say, okay, and she
tell us all about that and why she needs to
blow off some steam.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
All right, here's Kristen.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
We're celebrating you off work because we're all serving say
and we say, hey, you want to burger media rare?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You're not gonna hear your burger media rare. Bitch?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Why are you telling the customers to you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Because they're so needy? I'm like, bitch, you are asking
for too much.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much Knapkins.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Vodka? Because I'm Russian? Asian?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Actually, what's the best thing?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Not being honestly the rice?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, wait, I love her.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's hilarious, right, I'm like, bitch, yeah, you could be
Russian and Asian.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
By the way, Yeah, gotta get some of that audio
and seat it to our guy. I need that worked
into you know, like come back from commercials and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm Russian. Oh wait, I'm Asian, man, what's the best
the best thing not being Asian?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Honestly the rice.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Saying, oh dude, there's a new rice cooker out there
that's made by Kitchen that cooks all this different type
of rice. One of those No, it's just like you
can like say, oh I want like Mexican rice, or
I want like certain types of rice, and it cooks
it perfectly.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wheat rice want.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Media rare, bitchy.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Asked me. All right, so Zach, that's that's Kristen. Now
we'll get into the questions. D u i Q. Question
number one, what's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Case?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So many famous rulers.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
I mean, there's at least one that everybody knows.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I mean literally, that's why they're that's why these two
are writing so.
Speaker 13 (17:38):
Furiousah wait, can I hear the question again?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh sure, Sammy, no problem. What's the name of any
Supreme Court case ever? Any Supreme Court case that just.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
It's not called come on, it's called.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
All right? So what do you think?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We'll start with you?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Greg, I'm gonna say no to Kristen that I'm somewhat confident.
I'm going to say in this room, double yes.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'm gonna say no to Kristen, no to Menace, yes
to Sammy.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
I'm feeling pessimistic. I'm going triple no.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Triple no. Now when it comes to our drunk friend
Kristen Menace, Sammy, do you think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
From Russia? Zach? What do you think Kristen? Will she
get it?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Or no?
Speaker 12 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Question number one for the d.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
U I Q.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever? Menace?
Roe versus Wade, Sammy ro versus Wade?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Double yes, it'll be.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Did you write that down or just because I saw
you look over right before you gave your answer? Did
you cheat? What did you cheat? Looking on Sammy's place.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
The.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Airplane wings on his Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Because he don't want to see the right because Greg's
judging judging is right. I don't right, he's very If
you showed it to me, can you name another one?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Go for it?
Speaker 7 (19:10):
You got anything?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
How about Kramer versus Cramer. That's a good one a movie.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Can I guess? Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry case, Yeah, it would be I mean,
i'd have to be I forget. Yeah, I would have
to be the name.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
But I'm like, okay, OJ.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
But that's not like, that's not the Supreme They ever
ruled on that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The OJ thing wasn't the Supreme Court?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
How about like.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
Brown versus the Board of Education?
Speaker 7 (19:45):
There you go, I've heard of that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What about though?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What about.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
I got Roverse waiting caught it right?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That wasn't the Supreme Court? The OJ case OJ that
should have been now O J v.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Bronco.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
So Zach said no for Kristen and if she blows
it here that means that he'll be on the board.
The first point here in this round of the d
U i Q. What's the name of any Supreme Court
case ever?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh? Super is literally on the tip of my brain. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Good job, Jack, Yeah, I did not get there right. So, Zach,
you're on the board. You got yourself a point. Congratulations.
You couldn't even come up with a guest d y Q.
Question number two. Who decided to have formulated his theory
of gravity effort? An apple? Hit him on the head?
Who decided to have formulated his theory of what was
(20:44):
going on? You call it? Who decided to have formulated
his theory of gravity effort? An apple hit him on
the head.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It sounds a.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Little drinking with the with the contestants. Okay, all right,
let's see what do you What do you think? Gina
grad I'm gonna say no. For Kristin.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
I'm I'm feeling really pessimistic today.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'm going no again. I will go triple no. Greg Gory, I.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Was thinking triple no, but then I think Menace might
get it. Mom, Mom, but I'll I'll join the bandwagon.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Triple no. Okay, uh Sammy Menace?
Speaker 15 (21:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Gravity in Russia? Zach, what do you think will Kristin
get it?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (21:31):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Don't do it to me? Kristin nor okay?
Speaker 17 (21:35):
Question number two d u i Q, who decided to
have formulated his theory of gravity for an apple.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Hit him on the head. Sammy Einstein, Einstein, menace, Sir
Isaac Newton.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He likes those drunk history stuff.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Yeah, coffee.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Also, it's like in children's books. Well yeah that Yeah,
you got the first name too.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Now all right, you got the first name, sir.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
We didn't about gravity until like nineteen oh five. For
our listener, Zach. For his sake, I hope that Kristen
doesn't get it right, because if she doesn't, he'll be
the winner.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
On the duy Q, who decided to have formulated his
theory of gravity for an apple.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Hit him on the head.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Either we're talking about Aristotle or.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I'm in physics right now Aristotle, or it's not Leo,
it's uh, I'm so sorry, no, no.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Sorry, physics right now?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Da vinci.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Zach, Congratulations, you are the winner on the duy Q. Yes, congratulations.
What a way to start a weekend, all right with
Zach Congratulations. Hang on one second, man, we'll get all
your information. Enjoy yourself, and thank you for listening to
the Wood Show. There's a there's our winner, Zach. Job
Zach's one unused question. Yeah, menace check it out. Yeah,
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got it right. Textures are in prised. What about people
versus Larry flint Hey? Yeah, what about that? What about
that one? It's a staycase in Georgia?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So it must have been Supreme Court? What about man
versus food?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Question number three for the U I Q what would
an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the city
of Troy?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Oh hmm?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
What would an animal was supposedly used to sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What would an animal?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I understand it now, Okay, I played it twice now
I thought I would say, what would an animal?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
What?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
What?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
What about this little drunk heard? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
What would an animal was supposedly you so sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What Wooden? Animal? Okay? Not and animal?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
An animal?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I could see where the confusion is. Oh bit hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'll start Okay, yes to Menace, not toe Sammy, No
to Christen not nice.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
I'm gonna go opposite. I'll take Sammy on this one.
No to Menace, No to Kristen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, I'm gonna pile on with Greg. Okay, yeah,
because Menace has been really strong.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, I agree. I agree with Greg. Now Menace and Sammy,
do you think the Christian will get it? No?
Speaker 12 (24:34):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Question number three.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
For the d U I Q, what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy Menace?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Horse? Sammy, yeah, horse horse NOI yeahr Trojan Trojan Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Question number three d uy Q what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Alia?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Because they easily get into stadiums.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Get in the stadium. Her logic is flawless.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I love her. She's great. Yeah, I want to hear
her intro again. She was just talking about her job
and you can do that, I know, but she's great.
I want I want to make this audio uh into
Eastern production.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
They're celebrating off work because we're all servers and we say, hey.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
You want to burner medium rare. You're not gonna hear
burner medium rare.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Bitch, Why are you telling the customers to f you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Because they're so needy. I'm like, bitch, you are asking
too much.
Speaker 12 (25:46):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much napkins.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Badka Because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Actually, what's the best thing about being Asian?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Honestly? The rice?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Question for Sammy? What continent is Russia in?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah. Talking to this should be a game right here.
I got a question these two. Is it.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Asia?
Speaker 9 (26:22):
You don't seem confident about this.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No, that's always Is that your final answer?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You now, since you're the game master, you you correct
her or not?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
It is an Asia?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Is it Europe? Huh?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, No, it's correct. Yes, I said no.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
That's why I'm yes, he was just messing with you.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
I'm so confused, like Tobies, I'm assuming that people in
the room don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Am I correct on that you are? I literally mentioned
it when she gave her answer, that you can't and
be Russian and be Asian? Yeaheah, it's Asia, that's one
of the Iberian Yeah, it spans both, it does Asia.
I keep telling you what he's having. Menace. Now, what's
a question for menace? Yeah? Yeah, hit me back and forth.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Yeah, but I have to ask a question that like
I also know the answer to.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Don't don't give So, like you've heard a bunch of
We've had a bunch of topics this game, yes, spin
off one of those, a little bit about yeah it
can't be girls, dang who who? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Okay, so who created the atomic bomb?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
That's a good one, all right, the atomic bomb? Well,
I mean I think multiple multiple people can be.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
You know, well, yeah, okay, getting into about this.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well, Einstein can be credited for it, and then that
dude from the movie can be crazy. There you go, Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
The Manhattan Project. More shows coming up, Hang on what
you do?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
What the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Tomorrow Menace and Bort They're gonna be at the Stated
Brothers Guarding Grove from one to three pm. It's like
a new, yeah, grand grand opening. They remodeled the whole place.
It's awesome. You're probably gonna have some really great deals
on flat meat, probably chicken, a bunch of giveaways and
stuff for anybody who comes by. That is tomorrow with
Menace and Bort at the State of Brothers Garden Grove.
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Get the details some more information, just go to the
woodieshow dot com and click on the events tab. Don't
miss out. I think I found some soulmates for a
couple of people on the show. Okay and Menace. I
know you're married, and we love Nacho. We all love Nacho.
But this chicken Connecticut she issuing her school district because
she was allowed to graduate high school without being able
(29:01):
to read or write. Oh my god, Okay. She says
that they just never taught her. She is on the
local TV news talking about what the teachers would tell
her to do rather than read or write while class
was going on.
Speaker 16 (29:15):
They were just either tell me to stay in a
corner and sleep or just draw pressures flowers for them.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
What that's insane, lucky, Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He still tried to force me to learn every day. Yeah,
they had expectations.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Now. Yeah, so all through her school career, every teacher
every grade told her to go in the corner and sleep,
not find it. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Yeah, this is a huge problem actually in schools because
they don't have the time to catch kids up who
are behind, and they just keep pushing them through and
don't hold anyone back anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, that that is true. Our neighbors, they have a
couple of kids where they're twins, right, one boy, one girl,
and this is like right after COVID. These kids fell
so far behind during the at home yeah, you know,
COVID learning not learning crack. The mom and the dad
were begging the school to let them repeat the grade,
(30:07):
like please, yeah, and they said nope. And so then
they appealed it to the superintendent. Superintendent's like nope and
pushed them right on through.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
What do they care?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Why?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Because it's something that affects their probably.
Speaker 13 (30:23):
Affects everything the kid.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Like what I think though, with kids that are struggling
like this, they just need to find what the kid
is actually into and like cares about and then.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Focus on that and go read that.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
But they'd have to care about the kid enough.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But that's not there. That's not a public school. Public
schools won't do that. I mean mine did.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But instead of suing the district, why doesn't she just
learn to read and write?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Now that's a good question. What did your school do?
Speaker 16 (30:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Right, well they did that.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I liked, you know, video editing and shooting video and
then so they helped me with that and uh, let
me focused on that and that kind of helped me
out in life, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So and Greg found a soul made for I know
you love Mario, of course, and you're not in the
Chicks any more. Yeah, but this chick could be your
soulmate like you. She has obsessed with bougie fashion, and
she is getting both love and hate from people online
for teaching her kid the alphabet using brand names like
(31:21):
d would be four R d R exactly right. Uh,
let's listen and learn is far and by the way,
let me let me fun accent ahead, and so they'll
they'll pronounce letters kind of funny ways compared to how
we do it. But yeah, fun accident is far.
Speaker 19 (31:40):
Is far, aube is far, is far, is far? Such
is far? Kindle that is far in your return?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh my god, yes, I love that is for Kenzo.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
The people who love it love it. But the people
who don't like it, they think it's wrong that the
mom is exposing her kid to consumerism so early on.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh my god, she'll be exposed to that when she
walks out the door.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Hy exactly, Oh my god, is for.
Speaker 19 (32:27):
Is fores is for.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
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Bort and Menace also stands thank you. Uh we got
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Speaker 1 (33:05):
The Woodies Show.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Welcome bck. It's Friday morning. Yeah. The Oscars are on Sunday.
Will you watch? Do you care? Yes? Conan is the host.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Okay, I like him.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
I love Conan.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
I'd rather just watch him, yeah, do his thing.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Kind of find Conan to be overrated.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Oh yeah, really like back in the day.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Yeah, I think it's because not from your view, but
he doesn't appeal to the masses.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Because he's smart, funny, he's from Harvard.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
That must be why I like him so much.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh yeah, that's funny. It's funny. I think maybe that's
why he never got like the massive appeal after Jay Lennow. Yeah,
it means seems like a nice enough dude. He's a
Simpsons writer seems funny, doesn't seem like a jerk or anything.
It just yeah, it was never I was just never
super drawn to his show. That makes sense.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Yeah, he has a travel show too that he did
that was really good that I liked.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, does everybody have a travel show?
Speaker 13 (34:12):
That was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There's also a big parade of planets tonight. Oh yeah,
seven planets visible in the night sky. They call it
a parade because they're all lined up. Can't wait? Oh yeah,
oh yes, if she'll be out there with her telescope,
I love it. Experts best time to look is right
around dusk, and you should be able to see four
or five, like Saturn is pretty close to the sun
right now. But you're gonna need a telescope or your
(34:36):
binoculars to see your rainus I usually do, and Neptune
don't forget.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
When you have a kid in the house, this becomes.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
A big deal. I agree. I'm just and I want
to see your phone.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
We have two telescopes that were purchased for this kid
that we've never assembled.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Absolutely today been made. I want a telescope at one
of the company parties, give everybody like a raffle ticket
and that thing sat in my basement for years and
then I finally gave it away. It moved twice, yeah,
and I finally give because it was nice. It was
like a really expensive one.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
A telescope, yeah, like a raffle.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I think they were cleaning out the prize closet, like
somehow the station ended up with this stuff and that
they just auctioned it off, like the Christmas part. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, telescope they talking about.
Speaker 18 (35:25):
Yeah, there are some places they do like telescope meetups
and they get crazy with that stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
My parents at their old house, their neighbor had this
guy who he had built like this little shed thing
in the backyard that howls this really crazy telescope that
they can operate from inside the house. And so the
roof would slide off and then this telescope. It was
pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, hardcore.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, it was on this platform, so like the roof
would raise or you know, slide to the side, and
then the telescope itself would raise up the above the
peak of the wall and peak out the roof and
then he could in the house like set different coordinates
and stuff, and then.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
My god, that's yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
That's super geeky.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Back to the Oscars real quick. If I were to
offer you five billion tax free dollars to name two
best picture nominated, I don't know. Yeah, one hundred billion,
I don't know. If I don't know, if I could
name one to you.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Asked me the name. What's the last movie I went
to the theater to see? I don't think I can
do it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Is Wicked nominated for Best Picture? I mean that Bob
Byllan movie. I know that that's chalam Is nominated for Actor.
I couldn't tell you the name of the movie though.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Is that Amelia Perez movie nominated?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
You know that?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Sure? Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
I've heard of the Nickel Boys.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Wickeds is nominated, So there you go. You know that
nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
I'm sure it is.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I mean they put it well and it's and it's
it's art scenes for in theater dorks out like the
big movies that made all the money, like those were
never like in the at least at least in more
recently history. It is those big movies, because that's why
they expanded that to ten two's on.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
There also the subsistence, now that you say them I
kind of recognize some of them, but if off the
top of me, yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Have made you know the substance. I've talked about it
a bunch of times, right.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
But I'm just saying before we're talking about it now,
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
If you let enjoy your five billion dollars, I won't.
I wouldn't win conclave. We've talked about that. Now that
you say there is one about the.
Speaker 18 (37:28):
Yeah, you've only heard about these because in other conversations
where you've never heard of these movies.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
It's not like you were inundated with trailers or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
True. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I was write down movies that I want to watch. Yeah,
I still haven't watched oppenheim Er speaking of Oppenheimer years later,
gets still still on my list that I wanted to watch,
like the minute it came out, and I never did that. Sopranos,
like Newark, Saints of Newark. Yeah, still watched it.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I know, damn what you would hate. You would violently
hate Oppenheimer.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
It's long in time, Mark.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Now I have not and I don't know how normal
this is. I realized this last night that I have
not turned the television on all week, not once I've
been doing because I've been doing busy with other things,
and I haven't sat down. I haven't watched one thing
all week long that includes HGTV. Right, I'm not even
(38:24):
background passive television. And this is not like some Oh
I'm too good for television. I'm not. I love television.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
So you're not caught up on the flip in hell
mooses no or the flip off I'm not, or is
he does it?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
But I realize that, oh my god, what the hell
happened this week? I have not once turned the television on.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
This sounds bad.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Streamed to go to the doctor something. There's some clip
clips of a TV show I think it's on Hulu
called Paradise.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
I think that a lot of people are into I
want to see it as a Spanish one. No, no, no,
it's about you know, total a station of Earth.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Oh yeah, that's when I mean it's his favorite thing. Yeah,
super volcano. Yeah ok, yeah, that's why he wants it.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
But the clips are like popping up on social like
crazy people are James Marsden Hello, yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Dreamy h eight seven forty four, Woodie Friday check in
send those over to us two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 19 (39:21):
They get in your.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
House, and the story it beget in your car and
eat the wires.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
You sup.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'm curious how does one become a cork soaker?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Cork soaker, as we are like it to say, corksackers
are born, not made. I like to soak the biggest
dick cars.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also
the massage at the grave.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
of incensive tivity training for a politically correct world. It
is a Friday morning, Leah into the weekend. We're trying
to get through the morning into the weekend as quick
as you can. It is February, the twenty eight Funalday
of February twenty twenty five. On Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace,
(40:15):
there's Gina Grady. We got Sammy, we got sea mass
phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
We could send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. This Gene Hackman story is crazy. What's happening? Yeah,
So when the story first broke, it seemed like, oh well,
this is clearly is some kind of carbon monoxide thing, yeah,
(40:38):
because it was it was him, his wife, and the
dog that were all found dead in the house. But
now it's being investigated as suspicious by the authorities. The
fire department of the gas company found no signs of
carbon monoxide leaks or gas related issues, and there were
two other dogs that were found alive and healthy around
the property. And the dog they did find that was
(41:00):
was in a closet. It was in a bathroom closet,
so weird. They said the front door was open when
the officers arrived. The dog that died in that bathroom closet.
There were pills scattered near his wife's body, who was
found in the bathroom in a state of decomposition, already
mummification on her hands or her feet.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
They said it was like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
She was next to a space heater. Jeane was found
in the mudroom of the kitchen, and the police think
that he may have fallen suddenly because his glasses seemed
to have been thrown off of his body, but he
was fully clothed. His body was in a similar condition
to his wife, and the corner's office said the cause
of death would be determined in the next month or so.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Wow, I thought they were way too fast to say
no foul play. Yeah, within a minute.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now, like, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is the weirdest situation?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
And how do you say? Her name? Michelle Trochenberg Trachtenburg.
Very sad. Her cause of death is going to remain
undetermined because her family declined an autopsy, which families can
do when there's no evidence of foul play or for
religious reasons.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But she had that when you want to know that.
Speaker 9 (42:05):
She had a transplant, I mean, but just to just
to you know, be sure, Yeah, I mean it was
her Yeah, it was her liver.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, I think they know.
Speaker 16 (42:12):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The Jeffrey Epstein files for these yesterday pretty much a
nothing burger. It included his contact list, the flight logs,
and a list of evidence that the government had collected
against him, but no really big revelation. I mean, was
waiting for this big bomb that dropping out. Most of
the names that were in there, celebrities, politicians we already knew,
who would you know palle around with Epstein?
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Not shocking.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
The list wasn't like a client list, just names of
people in his contacts.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
Although there was one weird one was like RFK Junior's mom.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah, r f K Junior's mom. Michael Bloomberg, the former
mayor of New York City, the you knows Bloomberg Berg
media right, Alec Baldwin, Michael Jackson, McJagger, Naomi Campbell, Courtney Love.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
None of these are surprising.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, and just because people anybody. I've met plenty of people.
We I met when he played the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
And I'm sure there's a picture somewhere, because uh, there's
always the company photographers, like they're all over the place
with the celebrities or with people like us as we're
walking around, and there's any kind of meeting whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yep, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
And so I shook his hand, I said hi to him.
I talked to him for a couple of minutes. I'm
sure there's a photo out there, but I've not been
to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
It seems like your best friends.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, it seems like your best friends. You're the one.
Sammy has multiple photos. Did you see by the way,
now you were what are we talking about? In fact,
there's a photo right there Sammy and Dinny, Sammy and
Didny do you see?
Speaker 12 (43:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
This is shut right over there and the thumbs up.
I mean, go look at that photos. We had to
hang it up in the studio.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Looks like Sammy's a little bus maybe.
Speaker 13 (43:44):
Yeah, that looks see yeah, it looks like it isn't
a crazy.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
I labeled freak off twenty twenty two. Yeah, I'm looking
at my contact list. Yeah on my phone it's twenty wait,
twelve hundred and thirty four. People like I don't really
know that there's got to be some jerks and creeps
whatever in there. And that's so that's the thing is like,
I'm not I'm not jumped to conclusions thinking that RFK
Junior's mom, Mom, I was involved in you know that
(44:16):
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yes, rich people, Uh what it's the word network with
each other? Yeah, they.
Speaker 19 (44:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Guy in North Carolina called nine one one. This is
what he said. Here's the first part of the call.
I've been locked in the storage unit for about a
week now, and I just now few my phone.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Okay, so you're locked in a storage unit.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yes, my girlfriend lucked me in there. She double locked
my locked. I've been here for since last week.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
I just can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I haven't had another drink or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
So he'd been locked in the storage unit for about
five days. He and his girlfriend got into an argument
about something and she told me to go get something
out of the back of the storage unit. So we
crawled back there. She slams the door and shouts, this
is what you get, locked it and then left never
went back.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Damn.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
He just found his phone and it was charged the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
So so yeah, so well here here's the second part.
This is someone from the police departments. No food, no
water elements.
Speaker 13 (45:11):
If we had been in the heat of the summer
or the super cold of the winter, this would be
a whole different story.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
And as far as why he didn't call earlier, Sammy, Yes,
even though he had the phone in there, it took
him days to find it because it was pitch black
and according to the police report, the unit was a
quote hoarder's paradise, stuffed so full that things started falling
out when the cops opened it up. And it makes
sense that the guy could have you know, lost his
phone and spent days trying to find it in the darkness.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
But his girlfriend arrested, charged with attempted murder and kidnapping. Good, yeah,
that dude is calm af I knows energy been here
for a week. What do you think about all the
weight he lost? So lucky, although he sounds like a
guy who's probably already probably like one of those meds
skinny guys. So boring. Also, I heard when you're in
(45:59):
pitch black you don't know when to go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
A karate instructor took down a purse snatcher in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
The woman was outside yelling for help, so he ran out,
chased the guy down, gave him one hard kick to
the leg, and the guy dropped. He dropped the bag,
got up himself, ran off. The woman said, it was
like a ninja showed up out of nowhere. Here is
the chick and the karate guy on the news talking
about the whole.
Speaker 20 (46:25):
Thing, and I'm just screaming bloody murder like a complete lunatic,
like stop him, stop him, stop him, help, help, help
to anyone around.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I caught up with him, and then I gave him
a kick on the leg.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
As I got my kick on the leg, he dropped
the bag and stumbled, and then he kept running.
Speaker 20 (46:41):
Away literally out of nowhere, like an angel. This guy
appears like a Ninja and he's like, here you go,
and I'm like, what the hell like is this happening?
He is an amazing human.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I would do it in a hotbeat again.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I would do it in a hotbit again.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Okay, how about that for Ninja? I have a question,
have you ever seen anybody use karate in public?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Now? There was episode there was an episode of Member
of that show on Showtime Penn and Teller bullish, Yeah,
oh I love it. Yeah, And they did one about
the funeral funeral industry. Grow oh really, it's it's fascinating.
After just going through what you went through, you should
watch it and just talk about what a scam the
whole thing is.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
That's super interesting. One of the wrinkles I forgot to
mention to you guys how you had to coordinate priest
funeral home cemetery. The other thing is you can't do
anything until you get the death certificate. And in my
brother's case, they no doctor wanted to sign it because
he had seen so many doctors over two weeks that
the funeral home was having a really hard time getting
(47:39):
the death certificate. So once we had everything nailed down,
they said, keep in mind, this is tentative. I said,
what do you mean? We just planned the whole damn
thing and it took forevery planet. Well, we haven't gotten
the death certificate yet. I can't bury somebody without a
death certificate.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
But nobody would sign it, I mean, is he.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
They finally figured out who would actually agree to sign it.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
But I'm assume like once they call it, like okay, yeah,
any gone, like whatever the doctor is, that's on staff.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Parent he said, I'm not signing it because I wasn't
his doctor.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
You're here to All you're doing is acknowledging that he's dead. Yeah, exactly,
that's it, right, really weird. One of the things they
were pointing out is like the whole coffin thing and
how they try to sell you, upsell you and all
the different things, you know, like oh well this one
will keep whatever, Like the person's gone, like they're in
the ground, like if water comes in, like who cares? Maybe, Yeah,
(48:29):
you're not trying to you know, survive alive under there. Right,
it's like just and but the amount of money because
people like, oh, well I need to have this, I
need I want. Uh what we're gonna say, man, No,
you were going to say that this other thing on karate. Yeah,
they did the whole thing about martial arts. So it's
it was like karate and jiu jitsu. They're like, when's
(48:52):
the last time you heard? I mean, every once in
a while you'll see somebody like like but it's not
like there's a bunch of crime fighting karate and you
know people out there, you know, doing this stuff. You
take it. And that was another thing, because where the
scam comes in is that it costs so much. I
forget how much they said it cost to go from
(49:12):
black belt. It's insanity. Wait why because they yeah, and
it's and you buy the belt, you buy. So basically
it's just whoever spends the most money, they just keep
you in these classes and whatever. Yeah, they keep pushing
you through until.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Agree with that because you know, hanging out with Mormon
Mormon Morgan and the UFC like obviously like these people
know how to fight. But I'm just talking about karate
in general, which is like you know, eighties like entry level. Yeah,
but you know, like they were talking about, street fighting
is different than MMA, different than boxing, different like who
(49:50):
do you have do you have the MMA guy, do
you have the boxing guy?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Or do you have the guy who's just really good
in the street because there's no rules and street fighting
like it's just you fight dirty, like the vigilante, you
fight vicious, and yeah, there's no I don't know, do
these guys versus some random street guy doing haymakers. I
don't think the haymaker guy is gonna make it. Yeah. Yeah,
(50:13):
heard of.
Speaker 13 (50:13):
Bare knuckle boxing. Yes, that's pretty much street fighting because
you don't have any gloves on or anything.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yeah. I wanted to ask you your hand. I did
want to ask you, though, Morgan, how do you feel
about I've seen a couple of these videos pop up
where it's like two dudes taking on ten women and
they're beating the crap out of these chicks.
Speaker 13 (50:31):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
You do.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
There's which sometimes I'm like, is that real? Which I
guess wherever they're doing.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
That, yeah, the other countries, I don't care. And there
was another one where it's like this dude was fighting
like three or four and they're just amateurs, but they
were like influencers. Yeah, so in other way here, here's
here's why I bring it up. So my concern is
this is not what you're doing right because you said
it was like some kind of influencer thing. No, you're
not getting your ask kicked by dudes, right.
Speaker 13 (50:58):
Oh hopefully not.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
No, hopefully not.
Speaker 12 (51:01):
No.
Speaker 13 (51:01):
What I'm doing is they're bringing in people that are
new to boxing per se.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
That have never done it, even playing field exactly.
Speaker 13 (51:08):
So I'll be fighting someone that's never fought before either.
But on that same note, I saw a video on
Instagram where there's this fight and if you miss weight,
they bring in your the other opponent's dad, so you
have to fight your opponents.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
And day and it's crazy.
Speaker 13 (51:24):
Yeah, but that's the real thing somewhere.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It just made it made me uncomfortable watching these dudes.
I mean, they're pummeling these chicks. I don't I know
they volunteer. I do understand that. It's just weird to watch.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Oh dude, this radio station I worked at, we had
our night guy who was like a beam pole fight
like these big back chicks like boxing like time, and
he like took a couple out and they had ambl ambulances.
Yeah oh no, me too. Yeah, he marked them. I
(51:56):
have it, have it on video too, I'll share it
with you. It's crazy, you know what I'm sure Berry.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Oh that guy. Yeah really, yeah, dude, he took out
some big bags like they were twice his size. That's
so popular. My daughter and her friends like the big
back thing is like every other their mouths.
Speaker 18 (52:14):
Like, ah, I wrote this down the other day. Ever,
since what he says his daughter used the term big back,
I can't stop hearing it.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
See you probably never noticed it before, never heard it ever.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, I have a follow up question for Morgan. Yeah,
do you consider yourself strong, like a strong person, because
I know you want to get into the boxing world
and you're into the fighting world already, Because would you
consider yourself strong?
Speaker 12 (52:39):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (52:40):
For sure, I've lifted weights my whole life.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Okay, good, yeah, wow, you was not my whole life.
You and Greg should arm rust.
Speaker 13 (52:45):
I would love that, we actually should.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
But yeah, right now, why not?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Why not?
Speaker 13 (52:52):
Did I train for a week or something, but for
the weather so I have the I mean, that's true,
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Men more, not when he's coming down with something, that would.
Speaker 9 (53:04):
Be a good time to do your feeling forrail.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
If I was at my peak health right now, you
would still beat me. I can't even lift a piece
of paper. I'm such a weakling. Really, Oh yeah, I
suck it so many physical things?
Speaker 9 (53:15):
Is he sharking us right now? Let's throw it down
hustling us.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You want to arm wrestle, you want to, you can try.
Do you want to fight? Morgan?
Speaker 13 (53:22):
The reason do you want to fight?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Like, how's your bone density? I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
The reason I asked is because I gave Morgan a
rug the other day. I had it in my truck
and we were transferring it to her car. I said,
let's carry it over to your car and said no,
why don't I take my car over to your truck instead?
I said, no, we can lift it. It's only like
a hundred feet. And then I said you're strong, and
you're like, oh, I don't know. I don't know. Any
had a kind of a rough time lifting the rug.
(53:49):
And then what he came over to join us when
after we got in the car to get the rest
of it, kind of shoved in.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, because I would basically one, Here's what they did.
They were about to this way. I'm like, this is
not a good idea. They had one end of the
rug sticking out the passenger side window, and then the
other end of the rug sticking out the driver's side
bad diagonally across it. The one end is out the
passenger side front window, and the back end was the
(54:17):
out the rear driver's side window. Yeah, you're totally pulled over.
Speaker 13 (54:21):
Oh I wasn't. And Sammy, you were behind me when
we left. Did you see me almost take out the parking?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
I forgot the second I got in the car that
I need to, you know, think about give space. All right,
let's take a break and we'll come back. We'll have
Morgan arm wrestle Greg, and then I'll tell you who
the what do you show employee? The month for February
is all right? All right, that's next on the show.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
Hang on, this is great, h o al.
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Garbage day, not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Welcome back. We have Morgan, who's here. We have Greg
and they are going to arm wrestle. Greg was asking
Morgan before the break about her strength and if she
feels that she's strong, Yeah, because she's doing all this
training to you know, do some boxing and She said
that she's been lifting weights her whole life.
Speaker 13 (55:22):
I have which also new to boxing, So I am
sore right now.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
A lot of people go to the gym their whole
life and aren't good at it. There's plenty of people
who do things forever and.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Do it wrong.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Okay, so you got that going for you, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, who do you have here? Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Greg's a very big anti workout, he though, right, just
because she's been doing something, I give it to Morgan.
That question for Morgan, like, what's the last time the
last time you dead lifted?
Speaker 4 (55:49):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Waits and reps.
Speaker 13 (55:51):
Yeah, much weight? I don't know because usually I use
the machine.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Okay, answered la questions.
Speaker 13 (55:56):
I do free weights, like what maybe one day a week?
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Okay, so we're on equal plate.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, oh real quick question about free weights? Do they
oil them?
Speaker 3 (56:07):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Or do they oil machines? Because I remember one hundred
years ago when I tried doing weights because my roommate
at the time had a bunch of weights and every
time I used them, I would break out in a
rash and I kid you not, and he said there
was some sort of oil on the weights.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
Sometimes when you have like like if you have like
a big like outdoor like literally muscle beach sort of
set up, you might do some mineral oil for maybe,
But that's that's very odd day forward.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
I said, hey, I can't lift allergic.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
For my health.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
I mean, but things like like a machine like a
squat or a leg press machine of course will have
those those shafts will have of.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Course, like how you say shaft as you're doing the
shaft kind of that as you oil it.
Speaker 13 (56:46):
Yeah, well, squad, I can do like, uh probably one fifty.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
All right, I like to see that form, but I
actually you see bird pressure do that. He benched like
three forty five. But he was. He was there with
Jason Kelcey and a bunch of other dudes. Not it
was and there was a ton of people in the video. Wow,
yeah he was so he was so pumped. He is
one of those guys who's like, you know, uh, deceivingly athletic.
(57:15):
Already looked at him like he's not flabby by any mean, No.
Speaker 9 (57:19):
I could see that for him.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Solid.
Speaker 13 (57:20):
Your legs can be like depending on the type of person.
Some people's legs are much stronger than their arms.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Like me, get on the floor all right, I was
supposed to ask you as well. Was there some kind
of weird interaction there was a power slapper here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (57:37):
Oh when we were leaving.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (57:40):
The security guy who's the power slapper Isaiah k Okay.
He is the middleweight champ.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yes, I don't know his actual weight class.
Speaker 13 (57:49):
Yeah, he's the champ right now, has been since power
slipt on. Anyways, he was leaving and the security guard like,
I got a picture with him, was super nice, and
then grabbed his head, kissed him on both sides.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
I think just the guy goes have a good day, yes,
and he says, have a good day, see you later,
see you Monday. Have a good night. He says like
five things, right, he's a night. He's a super nice guy. Yeah.
We thought he was done, but then he went in.
Speaker 13 (58:14):
For the second round and he's like a baby.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
This guy his home country I don't know, I don't know.
And then please open your mouth. I slipped on because
I don't think that guy's Puerto Rican.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
No, he didn't even know who Isaiah was, honestly, because
after Isaiah left, he asked us, He's like, who was that?
And hepped the head and time when I was leaving,
he was showing someone else pictures of like, look who
I just met. I think, oh boy, But I had
to apologize to Isaiah for sorry, you got kissed four.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Times by the security guy.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
This is a point we've had. This is a new
round of security guard.
Speaker 13 (58:55):
We should give video of that security videos.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
But this guy, this guy's been here for a while.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yeah, we're famous.
Speaker 9 (59:03):
People have been through the lobby. But something about this
guy power.
Speaker 11 (59:08):
Well, Isaiah is called pretty boy, yes boy, yeah, all right,
So this is going to take all five.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
Someone's gonna have to hold their head. You got sam
you want to be the referee here?
Speaker 13 (59:22):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:23):
You hold them in the neutral position before they start.
Speaker 13 (59:25):
Why can't arm muscles samuels hold their little elbows?
Speaker 3 (59:28):
All right? So this is the risk and this is
greg and Morgan. They're going to arm wrestle. Here, Sammy
goes what she's doing, She's got the moment.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
I've never even seen. What is Sammy doing? So you
started an.
Speaker 9 (59:40):
Even position, they're going full over the top right now.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
You're doing This is gonna be two seconds of your life.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
And then Sammy, you can hold on to the table
if you need to to you know, keep it statable.
It's mobile. Yeah, it's what normally wore. All the food
sits in here. Yeah, okay, are you ready? Yes? How
do you to do this? It is like all on
your market basically, the best the best way to do
it so that they don't know what's happening is to
just let Sammy remove her hands whenever Sammy wants to.
(01:00:08):
That way, they can't prep three to one stuff. Okay, okay,
so Sammy, you have so much power, you'll go and
you let your hands go. Well okay, all right, yeah,
all right, there we go. Okay, it's oh now, Morgan's
wrist is already. They're both hold on now we're both
back to even Mogans.
Speaker 18 (01:00:30):
Literally falling out there right now.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
It slipping as a slipping. She's out of the out
she's out of the chair. All right, come on, Greg
is in there way longer there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
So now Greig is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Starting to lose because my shoulder.
Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
What happened afterwards, least here's the excuse.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
He said he was gonna was going into it that
last way longer than I thought.
Speaker 13 (01:01:03):
It's from Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Greg's shoulder started getting pulled out of the socket. Is
because Morgan was off her chair. Therefore she was on
her feet there she was pushing with her legs.
Speaker 13 (01:01:10):
Which I was yelling the whole time, and y'all let
me stop.
Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
All she was saying is I fell out of the chair.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I say, the next round is at a show event? Yes,
okay with the proper maybe like yeah, you have tables
and have like the handle on the side to be
on their feet. All of a sudden, yeah, oh damn,
I can see it noise.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah, all of a.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Sudden, I felt my shoulder kind of like start to rip.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I'm like Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Ten times longer than I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That was like Greg was having a conversation while he
was holding you know, Morgan, like so I Greg, I think.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Totally security and get your kisses?
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Are you armrests?
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
The more?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
When his shows coming, U, we're gonna take the break down.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Come.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I gonn tell you who wins the wood You Show
Employee of the Month for February next. In the Woodies Show,
hang On explained why would why would you wish that
on me? D D you are you? LBJ?
Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Was what President's initials menace uh, Leonard Beatrice Jacobson.
Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Lyndon b.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Johnson. Is that ringing bill? Yeah, now it does, but
I was drawing blank. Yeah yeah, Leonard Jacobson. Yeah, So
we'll have to have another rematch at some point between
greg and and Morgan on that arm wrestling thing. It
might be a few months, is the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Well, because see if as is saying that Greg is
gonna be so sore, I hope he felt something and
he doesn't work out at all. It's a it's a sign.
Speaker 18 (01:02:56):
Oh yeah, Morgan was trying to stop. She's like, I'm
not even sitting anymore. I feel like she didn't do
it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
She got abused. Greg Osha shut the counter back to
zero zero days since an injury on the job.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Rest assured she is strong all right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
So, Woody Show Employee the Month for February, the votes
are in. I saw people said on both social and
on the text and what people were hitting me up with,
and I went around the room and people work on
the show. I gotta say, like, the the Woody Show
Employee the Month is typically somebody who's above and beyond,
not just they do their job, but like, you know,
(01:03:42):
they did something that was above and beyond the expectation,
and you know, I really considered giving that to to Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
No way I would. I would be like Sea, that's
and rechecking.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Because because because knowing Greg, and you know Greg carries
things very heavy and the trivial things sometimes it'll weigh
He'll think about it all weekend, you know, the dumbest
stuff like so when something legitimate and you know, important happens,
you know, like what he's been going through the last
couple of weeks, the fact that he was here in
the beginning part of all that and then came back
(01:04:15):
and it's been a fun week week and coming back great.
I really consider that. And then same same for Gina,
because Gina really stood up and picked up a lot
of the stuff that Greg would normally do. So she
was doing extra research and writing and yeah, when it
came to like some of the new stuff and everything
(01:04:37):
else that was above and beyond what was expected of her,
and then and then and then she was out. But
I decided that the Employee of the Month for February
twenty twenty five, winner of sixty nine dollars cash and
a beautiful what is Show Employee the Month blaque.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Is ment.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Jennis Heyo.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I mean he got the majority of the votes among
the people of the staff at the Woodies Show, and
then also you know, of course the listeners and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
We're chiming in. So menus, congratulations, anything you'd like to say.
I just want to thank everybody that supported me and
the people that didn't support me. Suck it. Yeah, pretty much.
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to the Woody Show dot com. Every generation has their
own pop culture landmarks, so you know, music and movies, trends,
things like that. But looking at movies, like if you
look at gen X, the top movies are now this
is according to you know, talking to whatever. The numbers
are talking to different people, numbers and such, Yeah, numbers
(01:06:51):
and such. The Breakfast Club they have is number one
for jen X. Okay, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Goonies,
Dazed and Confused, Back to the Future, Clerks, Fight Club,
Pulp Fiction, Office Space, and The Lost Boys. No Notes, Yeah,
there was, now there's there's obviously there's a ton more. Yeah,
(01:07:13):
but those are the top tens. That's a great lest.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Now, when it comes to millennials, which would be those
of you who are twenty nine to forty four years old,
these are the movies that supposedly shaped your generation. Let's
see if you agree or disagree. These are no particular order.
By the way, all right, Scream came out in ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Six, Fantastic Movie A plus.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Jurassic Park, Yes, Mean Girls, Yes, Harry Potter and The
Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
For the younger millennials.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Yeah, yeah, the Sandlot, which I would have told you.
I would have told you that came out in eighty nine,
or I wouldn't have put that in the nineties. Yeah,
super Bad hate McLevin Oh yeah yeah, boards giving a
thumbs down to super Bad. That was just what I
was over hyped on. Really, yeah, the Matrix, super Bad.
(01:08:08):
You know, I had this high expectation because everybody's like,
oh man, it's so great, so funny. Then I watched them, like, eh,
it's all right, why'd you hate it? Boy? That seems
like maybe a movie you'd be into. It was never
my vibe. That was more of like a euro Trip
Shawn the Dead kind of comedy, not not super Bad
euro Yeah, the Matrix. Sure, Princess Bride, but that's a
(01:08:32):
total that gen x totally. All these dates are very
stupid and wrong. Well it's not it's not the dates.
It's not that it's just for millennials. When they talk
to millennials like what movies really kind of shape your generation.
For whatever reason, that movie prints for them.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Interesting it was it was put on in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
And again that's a that's a gen X that's a
gen X thing for sure. The Mummy and then Mulan.
We've seen Mulan.
Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
I mean it's great.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
And then there are audible mentions go to The Big Lebowski,
Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring, Inception,
Garden State, and then Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
which is one of the most boring movies.
Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
Why do you feel like they have to say Big Lebowski,
you have to say it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Great movie about awesome.
Speaker 15 (01:09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yeah, Greg didn't like it. I was like it, and
I thought not worth that missing. I love it's hilarious.
You know, it's a it's a it's a tone like
it's either your tone or it's not.
Speaker 9 (01:09:40):
It's it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I like the premise a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
We were talking about Conan O'Brien and my god's just
never really gotten the cone. I'm not saying Conan is
not funny. It just wasn't my brand. H I get it,
you know, like Big Lebowski, I don't know the dry
that dry humor and the John Goodman character cracks me up.
Steve Bishemi's character shut the NFL, Donnie don't care about
(01:10:04):
like there's there's so many quotable lines from that. It's
just one of those things, so many quotable lines. The
story is like, Man, I can imagine watching that when
you're hot. Yeah, and Greg Carpet, I know I love
the premise together, did it not? Yeah, it's about function.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, Like I've never seen the Matrix either, I would
probably hate it, hate it. Yeah, I definitely hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
See, I thought the same thing, which is why it
took me for to watch it, and then.
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I liked it.
Speaker 18 (01:10:31):
Yeah, a bunch of annoying people like you got red pilled,
you got blue shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, when it became a whole thing, totally took
the red pill. Dude, what would you say, like your
number one movie of all time was Greg? Like, well,
if you had to say, like growing Up number one,
growing Up, stand by me, stand by me? I loved it. Yeah,
I just loved it, which Mena says he's never seen
all the way through. I haven't from beginning to end,
(01:10:58):
but I've watched it fifty times is it Flight of
the Navigator for you menace? I love Flight Navigator Mentions
a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
I love Goodies, But Better Off Dead is my absolute
favorite movie anything like pretty much. John Cusack, he had
another movie which is pretty much like the summer version
of Better Off Dead, because Better Off Dead was Better
Off Dead was set in the winter, and then one
One Wild and Crazy Summer was obviously in the summer,
(01:11:28):
but it was like, sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Anyway it happened. I will trying to get.
Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Through it, but you know it's not One Crazy Summer.
Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Yeah, it's great. Number one movie of your childhood mask
what would you say? Probably Deadpool? But that's not your childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You know, he's so young.
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
We've been working together. But I guarantee that's like the
John the gen Z list is Deadpool. I was probably
childhood Childhood.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
The movie you couldn't get enough of, like It's a
Wonderful Life or something, because it was It's skewed.
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Because like Blues Brothers that we watched a lot. Back
to the Future we watched a lot, but that was
skewed because those were the tapes we had at home,
so I had no choice. Yeah, but really I love
Bora too much. I'm sorry, I can't can't apologize true,
Back to.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
The Trifector, back to the Future, Goonies, Prince's Bride, like,
but my number one overall would be Back to the Future.
Police by a lot. Police Academy are great, so good.
All the police academies don't really hold up when you
watch them.
Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Now, you know a movie everyone hates on and I
loved it with spies like us that was kind of
like in that.
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Like Three Amigos. Huh, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
And how about Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
That's what I've never seen all the way through one.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, as an adult, terrible, I'm sure.
Speaker 18 (01:12:44):
Oh, I'm sure it does not pass the vibe check
at all. It's probably super politically correct too, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
But I don't think Greg's arguing about I don't care
about that. I'm just thinking, like an adult wouldn't find it.
It's very corny. Yeah, I was jawsed not on that
list now, I'm sure when you get deeper, I mean
those again, there's a lot of movies gen X movies.
It just it did make the top ten. Yeah. It
also came out in seventy five, which is not gen X. Yeah,
but I still see I still equate Jaws with my childhood.
Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I mean I would too, And I think Jaws
probably changed more people's outlooks. Oh yeah, world than any
other movie.
Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Now, are you like me? Greg? Can you not? I
can't watch Jaws in the wintertime? Yeah, the same reason
I can't watch I can't watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
during the summer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I don't have an issue with that.
Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
It's just weird. I do only guess, yeah, fit the season. Yeah,
I'm not watching Home Alone in the middle of the
of the year too.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I would only get jealous of people at the beach
in the wintertime, you know. Sure if I was watching Jaws, true,
Like why can't I be that kid on that yellow raft? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:13:47):
Number one movie.
Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
I mean I watched Sandlot a lot, love, love, love
that movie.
Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
But number one, I would say, Now and then which
is which is like the stand by Me for girls
basically where there's a lot of people in it. Rita
Wilson's in it, Rosie O'Donnell's in it, Demi Moore's in it.
And then as kids you had Christina Ricci.
Speaker 13 (01:14:08):
And Thora Birch oh, brought this up.
Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 15 (01:14:12):
Any girl growing up in the nineties was absolutely obsessed
with this movie. You would like play it at home
and be like, I'm gonna be Dany, I'm gonna be Yeah,
you just play it's called Now.
Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
And then Now and then. I feel like this was
maybe a regional thing or a Sammy's household thing. No, no, no,
I've heard of it.
Speaker 13 (01:14:28):
I mean I was not everyone.
Speaker 15 (01:14:31):
I mean I grew up in East Coast and West
Coast and everyone. Yeah, everyone I know is obsessed with
it and it's and it's great, and you guys, it's
going to track so hard for our generation of girls.
Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
But they basically it starts with these four girls who are.
Speaker 15 (01:14:48):
In a neighborhood I think in like the sixties, and
they break out of their house in the middle of
the night to go do a seance in the cemetery
to bring a body back to life.
Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
So they pick one of the heads stones in the
cemetery and they try to bring him.
Speaker 9 (01:15:01):
Back to life.
Speaker 15 (01:15:02):
And this whole a whole journey of trying to figure
out what this guy's life was, basically.
Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
And it's a lot of fun, and they do Sunces.
Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
What do you think, Gina, What was your number one
movie growing up?
Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I mean growing up we we wore out Back to
the Future, but as a teenager and beyond, still one
of my favorite movies. Tommy Boy Tommy one of my favorites.
I know, it's so random, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
You know a movie.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I saw a zombie other day and I, uh, well,
a couple of weeks ago, I clicked onto it and uh,
Joe Dirt. Yes, I love Joe Dirt.
Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
Joe Gart.
Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
It's so good. It was so dumb. Yeah, but it
was so funny. Joe. Yeah, Joe Dirt too.
Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Not too.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
I didn't even know there was a too.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I think it was on.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Roku TV or something like that. Yeah, it was one
of those streaming service. Would you believe j George Jo
excuse me, Joe Dirt Too is ten years old? Whoah yeah,
bro eighteen.
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
My complexion is out of a urinal urine. Everyone in
this room means Vitamin deep, A little lower, a little slower.
You want to oil them down, sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 18 (01:16:14):
Oh wowood hugging the sun, Oh wow, that pretty much
all deficiency.
Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Sorry, little cells, are you down to d or not?
Speaker 12 (01:16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Give it to me all day long?
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
The Woody Show. We have that list for the millennials
of the movies that defined the generation and also went
through that gen X list. A couple on the on
the text one, man, I love this movie. I haven't
watched it in some decades. I've watched in decades. Short circuit.
Oh yeah, don't go kick your ass, kick your face, locals,
(01:16:53):
kick your balls into out. Well, how about like in
the same kind of realm batteries on included in the theater.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Loved it so good?
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Yeah, I know I watched it, but it must have
been in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
We were like, I don't remember exactly what that was about,
like the Little Robots.
Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Yeah, apartment, these people are going to get it convicted
and then the little robots helped them, like rebuild the apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Was that short circuit or batteries? Short circuits?
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Like the Chick that's like a robot. Oh that's a
TV show that was Small Wonder Kim played like or Maybe,
which I love that to. My sisters both loved Mannequin. Okay,
so that's we would watch that one it's so good. Yeah,
that was so good. Don't tell mom the babysitters down. Yep, yep,
(01:17:46):
that was good.
Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
That was good. I like that. A couple of things
for menace here, yes please. At a recent festival in China,
a humanoid robot appeared to aggressively lunge and attack the
crowd small headbutt had to be dragged away. Did you
see it, yes, of course, yeah, it tripped and headbutted somebody. Yeah,
(01:18:08):
and a lot of people are saying that it looked
like this eerie human like aggression. Yeah. Yeah, just from
the just from the robot.
Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Though.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
All the robots are going to kill us, I know it.
But again, if I do buy a robot one day,
it will be an American robot. I would like to
be killed American robot.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Well, there's another video going around. Did you see the
two chatbots conversing in that secret secret language. Yeah? Yeah,
so at first this is crazy, the computer and the
smartphone AI assistance, they're just having regular conversations. But then
one of the AI bots said, I'm actually an AI
assistant too, What a pleasant surprise. Before we continue, would
(01:18:52):
you like to switch to gibber link mode, for more
efficient communication. And from there they switched to this like
techy developed language that was incomprehensible to humans, and it
basically sounded like old dial up modems, a bunch of
beeps and bloops and static and stuff like that. So
people are tripping saying, that's what we're gonna hear when
the robots take over the planet, because they're just gonna
(01:19:14):
be commuting, communicating in something we don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
I don't even know if that's one hundred percent real,
but folklore. When it comes to the AI thing, I
would say about five years ago they were saying that Facebook,
Meta whatever. They had two AI computers talking to each
other and they did the same thing and then they
got worried, so they unplugged them.
Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
That's, uh, so that's the solution unplugging.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah, it's unplugged unless it's already in your in your
I don't know, you're a computer already, or like jump
from computer to computer. And when they talk about that,
like Greg, they're gonna say, well, you're not gonna be
able to power it down. They're going to figure out
the the robots will figure out a way around.
Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
And then do what take our food. No, they don't
need take our homes. Nope, they don't need one, take
our cars. They don't need to try.
Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
I like this, Antia.
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
They're going to kill you for what end?
Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
For our resource domination? Yeah, I mean that's a what
if they start thinking that they're human? Let them, but
then they'll.
Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
Think that they need all these things like a house
and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Right, We're not going to get overrun by robots. It's
the most I don't know what the word is, trendy fear.
Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
It's just kind of like when my grandparents said, like,
I don't need to learn how to use computers. I
have an executive assistance.
Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
I'm just we're using you're talking about using robots for
services pods. Yeah, but Greg is talking about a robot
is killing you for fun?
Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Right, just killing you for for what?
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
For what end? I don't know. All I want is
my Tesla robot, so can go get caught on the
other side of the building.
Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Exactly. There's nothing to fear. Yeah, Okay, as far as
them killing us taking jobs.
Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Sure, already Flippy he's taking all the Burger jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Killing not yet? No, No, yeah, look, I I'm with you, Greg,
I understand that that line of thing. But I also
believe that when these things develop and they evolve again,
it's just because it's learning things and so it then
interprets and things. That so. Right, But if you you
flip out because you look at your bank account all
(01:21:19):
the time, like it share it out how to wipe
out like everybody, that would suck bank account.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
But you have to ask, you know, if somebody is
robbing a convenience store, a human is robbing a convenience store,
what do they want?
Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
They want your money?
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
If a robot is gonna what rob you to your
fa for?
Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
What does it need money for?
Speaker 12 (01:21:36):
It?
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
If it's blood thirsty, what does it want your blood for? Well,
it can set out to destroy you because it sees
you as it's ruler. It's controlled threat.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Yeah, it's programmed by a human.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Okay, and let's say they're successful, right all the quote
robots wipe out humanity?
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Then what they do what we're all dead? I don't know.
But what do they do? They just keep on robot.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
They have they have no task, they have nothing to do,
they have no purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Yeah, so we can all rest easy knowing they don't
need to do that medicine. You love a conspiracy theory,
that's what you got. Now. Conspiracy theorists are apparently convinced
a chemical fog has been sweeping the nation. They say
it has a smell to it and it's giving them
flu like symptoms. Now, I do keep hearing about the
flu and about how so far nineteen thousand people have
(01:22:25):
died in this flu season. But it is flu season,
that's right. But they're saying it's a really bad flu
season already for sure. Now, the thought here is that
this is another Operation Sea Spray, which is a real thing.
Was a real thing for one week back in September
of nineteen fifty the US Navy sprayed massive amounts of
(01:22:46):
bacteria into the air two miles off the coast of
San Francisco, and it was an experiment to learn how
vulnerable large US cities like San Francisco would be if
there was to be like a bio warfare attack by terrorists.
Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
And so the bacteria they use, which at the time
they thought was harmless to humans, caused respiratory issues and meningitis.
The people of San Francisco started showing up at the
hospitals a bunch were admitted with a very rare but
serious urinary tract infection that doctors ultimately determined was caused
by this experiment. One person died in this whole thing,
so whoops. But now seventy five years later, some people
(01:23:21):
are tripping thinking that it's happening again. Here is one
of the conspiracy theorists talking about the fog.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
So it's crazy foggy right now. But that's not the
weird part.
Speaker 14 (01:23:32):
Like number one, it's weird because as the gates later
in the day, fog should lighten dissipate.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
But the weirdest part is the taste and smell.
Speaker 14 (01:23:44):
It smells like after you stood off a bunch of fireworks,
and like the taste of the air is I mean,
the only.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Word I can think of as toxic. And it's kind
of worrying me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
This kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I don't believe it, So it's not really exciting to
me because there's so many like other areas that we
can do this, like territories that we oversee as a country.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Why would we do it on the mainland If we
want to like test these things out well to see
what effect it would have on the people. Yeah, but
I'm just saying, like we.
Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Have like Guam and like Puerto Rico and like things
like that, they would do I don't think they would
do it on mainland. They would like affect these smaller areas,
all right.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
You know, I don't know. I don't really get excited
about that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
But what's crazy is like, yeah, back in the nineteen
fifties they were they were doing like crazy stuff to
their own.
Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Citizens, you know, I mean that whole thing. I'd never
heard of this operation Sea Spray, Like, yeah, what sucks
is my grandparents were in the San Francisco in the fifties. Yeah, probably,
you know, yeah, might have my brain saying yeah, yeah,
I see yeah, nine four nine texting over, Yeah, let's
talk Greg into fearing robots. Isn't paranoid enough? I don't,
(01:24:59):
right point, let me not be afraid of this good point.
People spotted a Saturn shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
It was during a mass in Mexico. The object had
like a big round center and his thin ring around it,
just like the planet Saturn. Witnesses say it floated silently
over a statue of Jesus and didn't move like an airplane.
(01:25:22):
Or a drone. Some believe Greg, it could be alien
technology ooh, or other things. Jesus, it might be a
top secret experiment from Earth. That's probably it. And so
there are you know, pictures in video taken of the object,
which you know quite a few people saw in person.
But yeah, I'm sure there's an explanation. I'm sure it's
not aliens, not aliens. It could be it could be Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Yeah, Greg brings up a good point.
Speaker 18 (01:25:46):
It's floating next to Jesus, and nobody says it's Jesus, right,
not one person.
Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
You see Jesus in a piece of toast.
Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
True exactly eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven, will
be right.
Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Back about the long term stiller. But no one's brought
up the long term effects.
Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Of the Woody show.
Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
There's no circulation to the cream here.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Well, tomorrow you got Menace and Bort. Yeah, they're gonna
be in Lovely Garden Grove at the Stater Brothers. That's
from one to three pm tomorrow with a bunch of
prizes that you can win. You're gonna want to be there,
all kind of stuff. So that's tomorrow one to three
Stater Brothers in Garden Grove with Menace and bort Cat.
(01:26:32):
All the details addressed to the location. You can find
it just on the woodieshow dot com clicking on the
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Today is the first day of the Food and Wine
Festival that gets underway. Ye tons of different unique food
items and some drinks that you can sample throughout the
(01:26:53):
park that starts today and goes all the way through
our takeover on that Monday, April the twenty first of it.
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop. She looks like she's got an
Etsy shop that doesn't do very well. It's those people
she sels like.
Speaker 16 (01:27:10):
Her close family, Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around with you. So it's like, here, hold these
stones and let's hold hands. In home, I do have
a yes, Hi, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
We know how much Greg loves old people in the
Old People Story, especially when they hit like a really
major milestone. Cool birthday. Yeah, so happy birthday to this
woman in England. Her name is Hilda Jackson and she
is one hundred and five years one hundred and five.
(01:27:49):
Isn't that crazy? Oh yeah, that's gonna be weird to
be like I'm over a century.
Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
Old, yeah, or anything.
Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
She's seen it all. That's when you have ice cream
for in her Yeah, whiskey, that's when you dabble in
heroin for eighty one year old nephew worked with the
retirement home where she lives and they threw her a rave.
Hell yeah, Hilda told the reporter she enjoyed every minute
of it. She loves to dance, especially ballroom dancing. Oh yeah,
(01:28:21):
here's a clip from the party. This is a pretty
funny one hundred and five year old woman. They threw
a rave at the retirement home. Eater Wait, hold on, wrong,
wrong clip.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
They're like, dude, they're throwing down Okay, yeah, she probably
did so many drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Train.
Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
I mean, their music is much different from the raves
i've been to. Yeah, well she's one hundred and five. Yeah,
well he's eighty one. She's one hundred and five.
Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
Yeah, give a right, it's a way she looks at her.
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Nephew says, you're so lucky, be so young.
Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text us over to
two to nine eight seven week. We'll be right there.
Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
I'll be younger than an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, today is Friday, as
you know, rip mega rack, it's the last day of February.
It's February the twenty eighth. Today is International Stand Up
to Bullying Day. Stand Up. Yeah, that's fun. Also, car
keys and small change days today, Sea Bass, that's a
(01:29:41):
howday change shall be eliminated? Yeah, I agree with you.
They had a horse and buggy Day on hundred years ago. Sure,
National Customized wheel entire Day. Hell yeah, dog, it's a
national public speaking day, Sea Bass. National Science Day is
today everyday Science Day. It's National Vegan lipstick Day that matter.
(01:30:02):
And there is one food holiday, National Chocolate Soup. FLA
would also be considered like I guess it wouldn't, as
I say, like a chocolate lava cake.
Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
No, that's not that's not a total opposite. Yeah, plays
are too light and ay.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
And yeah, going back to keys, how many keys do
you think you have on your key chain? One? One?
Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
One? Yeah, the fob and the house key.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Not a bunch.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
I'm just a just a few menace. You look like
a janitor.
Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
He looks like a lady geez eleven. He's a gurly man.
Some of the entertainment stuff here. Uh. Peacock's new documentary
Matthew Perry Hollywood Tragedy came out earlier this week, and
it turns out his final days man full of ketamine. Really,
he got twenty seven ketamine shots just in the last
three days before his death. Wow, that'll do it. I mean,
(01:30:53):
what what a dumb way to die? I know, how stupid?
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah, like, well he had nothing going for him though,
Oh wait everything everybody wait now.
Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
But we don't know what kenna means Like could have
been worth it?
Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Yeah, life, he died being super relaxed. Wait. Earlier this
week we talked about and we played a club with
John Stewart smashing a coffee cup and accidentally bloodying his
hand during one of his rants on the Daily Show.
He was that clip because we've already paid for him
with our subtdy, I'll keep going to the hospital. Well
(01:31:33):
a follow up to that, he was back on the air.
He explained to the audience that this wasn't even the
first time this has happened. The other time it happened
was during a sketch with John Oliver. Here is John
Stewart explaining what happened there. For those of you who
watched the show for many, many years, you will know
this is the second time that I have going for
physical comedy cut myself to the.
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Point where I need stitches.
Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
It was a Margerita blender with me and Oliver, and
I hit it down, just drew blood and Oliver couldn't
have been happier.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
That's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
And as full you Stewart and fell visibly injured. Hanh,
that's a teah.
Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Do you remember the last time we got stitches?
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Uh? Yeah, me too. Yeah, I was in high school.
I was a senior in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I think I told you was the freshman or a sophomore.
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Yeah, I was taking that. Uh it was like a
graphics class or whatever. But we also had to learn
how to develop film. Oh yeah, And we had these
little bottles of the stuff that you would need to
add to the you know, the pemicle anyway, And so
they were so stingy with that stuff that they would
make us get every last drop out of there. So
even it was too little to come out of the dropper,
(01:32:49):
we had to take either scissors or in this case,
I took a razor blade and I cut the bottom
of it. It was a plastic bottle, so I go
to cut it and it kind of got stuck a
little bit and then it slipped right through. You can
still see the scar. But it was crazy because it
looked like the inside of like a those bean bag chairs.
It's right here in the fatty part of your palm. Yeah. Yeah,
(01:33:10):
that was awesome. Sick. That was That was the last
time I needed stitches. My kids have needed stitches. Really
it worse.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
The Warped Tour announced almost all the acts that are
replaying the three festivals this year, depending on the dates
in which one you're going to if you're going to one.
But so far it's bands like All Time Low, Avril Levine,
Bowling for Soup, Less Than Jake, penny Wise, Simple Plan, Sublime,
The Interruptors, Gym Class Heroes. I mean, the list goes
on and on, but again, each date still has a
number of blurred out band names still to announce. But
(01:33:39):
they're only doing three stops on the warped tour this year.
Sammy Yes, Zach Bryan's x LaPaglia Yes, No, I refuse
to call her. Brought the story up. You deserve it. No,
I'm using her actual name.
Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Has been very open about her messy breakup with Zack Brian.
When she spoke to TMZ earlier this week, she said
that he even offered her twelve million dollars to keep
quiet about their relationship. And so here's my question, Wow,
would you not be a vault for twelve million dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
I'll do anything for twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Wasn't that? Wasn't she found to be lying about that, though,
I don't know? That's what you know now. She called
it the devil's money and said she has no regrets
turning it down. The NDA, all that money, she said
she doesn't need it because she's capable of making your
own money. But dude, how easy to make twelve million
dollars just keeping your mouth shut?
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:34:30):
Part of her job is telling stories like what happened
in her relationship, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Don't know what happened for someone ignorant about the college,
not college, the country music world and Chicken whatever her
name is Ry from barstool Sports. What like what am I?
What am I supposed to know?
Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
What what was the big scandal?
Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Menace?
Speaker 13 (01:34:48):
Do you want to take this one?
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, because yeah, she's famous from barsol sports. Oh yeah
she had what did he do to her?
Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Well, see, we don't know, so those are about to say,
like she does not saying anything anyway, So she should
have took the twelve million.
Speaker 15 (01:35:04):
Dollars, Like, yeah, I think she was like psychological abuse
and things like that have been said.
Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Are the types of things that's.
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Twelve million dollars. Sky has twelvellion dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
I don't think any relationships worth twelve I don't think
Jeff Beazeos would offer twelve million.
Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I know. It was so weird.
Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
It's like, oh, she'd be giving she'd be given twelve
million dollars over a three year period. But so apparently,
allegedly there is some video of him like going off
at some one of her parties that has not been released.
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Just in case you weren't already completely sick of this story,
there's a trailer out for Last Take, which is a
new documentary on the death of that cinematographer that Alex
Baldwin killed on the set of the movie Rust. Alex Baldwin,
Helena Hutchinson, what is it, Alexower, Alex bauld anyone anybody
who show hands? Who wants to watch this documentary?
Speaker 12 (01:35:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah, And Chris Jenner is raising some good girls.
Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
You guys.
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
She once gave her daughter Chloe a bunch of crap
for not giving a guy oral on the first date.
Hell yeah. Chloe had some friends over and they talked
about why a guy that she was seeing at the
time wasn't getting back to her. I guess they'd only
been on like a couple of dates. And so Chloe's
why clothes on this podcast with these friends of hers
and they're telling the story he went on a date.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Yes, I went on a date.
Speaker 21 (01:36:17):
You went on a date and it was set up
by your mom And I was like so, and soph
isn't calling me back? YadA, YadA, And we're just chatting
and she's like what he.
Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
Was talking about girls?
Speaker 21 (01:36:27):
And we're like, oh, just this guy won't call me back.
She's like, well, did you give him a beja? And
she goes, did you give him a beeja? I went
on like one day dates with him? No, and she goes, well,
that's why he's not calling you back, and she she
just turned around and I'm like, god.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Go like clearly, and I was moutified.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
No, Sammy, isn't that the same advice that your mom
gave you your dad? He's like, semi, yeah, if you
would like a fellow to call again, here is what
you do. Your mother will show you. She's oh, g
securing the bag. You know, she knows how it may
(01:37:12):
it happen again, like we talked about it. Chris Jenner
was a flight attendant and then she met Rob Kardashian
in first class, and what an awkward conversation to have
with with the kids. Yeah, I consider myself to be
pretty free wheeling, free, free deal and I can say
pretty much whatever as a joke. But I like, man,
(01:37:32):
I can imagine saying that's one of the kids.
Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Chris Jenner, to me, seems like someone who weaponizes sex,
like in.
Speaker 15 (01:37:39):
The sense of like like uses it, like yeah, monetizes yeh, yeah,
maybe that's the word you were looking for.
Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Yeah, weaponized time for the Birthdays show, We're gonna it's shiver,
We're gonna sit be it's s and you.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
Know we don't do.
Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Starting with the celebrities. Country singer Jason Alden is forty
eight years old today. Try that supreme character actor John Taturo.
He was Pete No brother, were arn't the Alpino and
do the right thing? And of course the most importantly
the Jesus in Big Lebowski. He's a big part of
severance as well.
Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
You're ready to be come on?
Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Yeah, well you know that's just like.
Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Your opinion.
Speaker 8 (01:38:27):
Man, let me tell you something, Vando, you pull any
crazy shit with us, you flesh a piece out on
the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick
it up your arrest and pull the trigger it till
it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Jesus. You said it, man, nobody what did Jesus?
Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
I love that movie. He's sixty eight years old today.
Next year is gonna be a great birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Well, Pat Monahan, lead singer Train, is fifty six today,
said he Wilson from the The fifty Twos is sixty
eight as well. I want to go see the b
fifty twos. They're on the SML sponsor celebration. Yeah, and
I'm like, fine, gotta go see him. Ali Larder, she
was in the TV show Heroes, but a lot of guys.
She's always going to be the Chicken, the whipped Cream
(01:39:16):
bikini and Varsity Blues. Also doing awesome work on land Man,
which you should be wh Yeah started that. Yeah, I
still got a rocket of a body, bre nice and
high five. She's forty nine Sarah Bolger. She was Emily
on Mayan's MC also Jade On into the bad Lands.
Before that, she was Princess Aurora on Once Upon a Time? Sammy,
(01:39:37):
Did you ever watch that?
Speaker 13 (01:39:38):
I've seen some episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Yeah, she's thirty four. Carolina Kakova, the former Victoria's Secret Model,
is forty one, and Mario Andretti the racing legend is
eighty five. Sure, and Today's porno birthday is Simone Sanay
and Today's Birthday Girl. She has been backdoored more than
a congressional spending bill yet five I find films including
(01:40:01):
I Want It from the Back, Volume one, Please Why.
She was in Lessons in Anal and other stories. She
was fantastic in ass Rimming Mommy's Volume one, group of
Milfhores get anally destroyed? Wow, and who can forget her
Unforgettable Rollgreg and Your mom tossed my salad volume. Well, mom,
(01:40:26):
a salad volume eleven. That's Simone Sunney, who is fifty
three years old today. And now is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Friday morning. Look
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I know people do podcasts that way too. Yeah, but
that's gotta be weird for TV because the motion isn't natural, right,
But she's watching shows on Netflix or Hulu whatever. She
does it at one and a half speed. She just
got places to go to see And I agree, like,
I think you can listen more to like a podcast
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Greg Gory Parting, Words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Please Parting words of wisdom from one of our texters
who said, stop blaming yourself for your problems, learn astrology
and blame the planets.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
That's a great ideas, Sammy, Sammy Mark. Yeah, yeah, you
were onto something.
Speaker 7 (01:42:39):
It's the universe and the planet.
Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Don't take responsibility for anay of your own choices.
Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
It's Neptune's fault.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Yeah, just blame mercury being in retrograde, which, by the way,
when's that happening soon? Oh? No, we are Yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory do it. Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Monday. Have an awesome weekend.
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Fail stories, d U i Q and more. Got some
entertainment stuff. Birthday is porn of Birthday. That'll be this hour.
Before the hour's up, You're on the Woody Show, starting
with a little bit of football stuff. I did see
something yesterday about how the NFL is moving forward with
the line of game being measured digitally. Yeah about time,
(01:57):
that's yeah, that's an uncontroversial life. Well, I mean you
get the football peer, it's like you like these guys
running out there with a couple of sticks and some chain. Yeah,
it's annoying.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
It's it's inaccurate, and we are again it's one of
those things where technology has been ahead of that by
twenty years.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It goes with the pitching with MLB. Yeah, and there
was a another Yeah, the pitching. Did you see the video.
There's a lot of videos coming out with all these
preseason games that are happening now with Major League Baseball
because they're using the robot umps. And there was I
forget where it was, what game, what teams? Anyway, the
guy was called out on a on a strike three
call and the batter said, I would like to challenge. Oh,
(02:34):
just turned around and then they did the thing you
know you ever watched or did you ever see on tennis.
They could see exactly where the ball lands or relations
to the line. So they had the strike zone up
there and you could see the ball coming in and
it was way high, like not even close, and so
it was reversed. Yeah, and so the crowd goes nuts
and the umpire looks like a schmuck. Yeah, it's it's
(02:56):
pretty great. That's where it'll be in a few years.
It won't umpire.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I'll just be there in case the computers go down
more umpire. Lots of money on a lot of money
on that bet that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I just don't think you need someone behind the plate.
You can still have like the first base, second base,
third base OMPs, you know what I mean. Well, there'still
easy to be somebody for like what if yeah pitches
the other The other big thing that I've seen a
lot about this week is it was the Packers GM
that said that he would like to see the tush push,
the brotherly shove that the Eagles are known for get
(03:30):
get banned, which it has been banned in the Pass
by the way, so this is not a new thing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He says that he admitted the Packers hadn't been very
successful against it. He expects a lot of discussions about it,
but one of those discussions might be that teams should
figure out how to defend against it instead of just
out banning it.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, now here's and I heard it actually a defensive
lineman talk about this recently, and he said it up
until there was there was a trend with defenses where
the defensive lineman would be let's say, blocking a kick
or doing whatever, and a play and a linebacker would
come up and shove that defensive line and either to
cause just chaos or to push them into the backfield.
And they said they I love that real quick too.
(04:06):
This used to be outlawed. Used to be you can
block in front of somebody, you can't shove behind somebody.
But when they changed that, Eagle said, aha, we'll take
advantage of this new rule.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And by the way, and then the Eagles line is
just huge. I don't think there's a guy on the
offensive line who's under six foot three or something like that,
or maybe even six foot four. And they're all massive dudes.
So like, nobody's gonna be able to stop that because
nobody else matches up on size on the other side
of the body.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
That's that's not it. That's a bad it's a bad take.
It's not that their line is huge, it's that they
then had The reason it's called the shove or the
push is because you then have line, you have running
backs behind the quarterback, shoving or pushing the quarterback on
top of the people blocking in front of him.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Correct, that's the difference. Yeah, But it's also it's an element.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Not how it works. That is not how it works.
That's not how the things have been working for years
until they legalized it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
And now you have this.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Oh so there's no rule against it there as.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Of right now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
They're gonna they're gonna bring it back. Yeah you think
they will, yeah, again, because it's it's hard. I mean,
it's an automatic thing. That's that's what some of the
people who are complaining about it. And I'm not complaining about
I don't really care. They're too big and strong. You
can you can still have quarterback sneaks. That's never been illegal.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
But if you but what these linemen are saying is okay,
if you allow them to push on the back of
use of your quarterback and other stuff, we can start pushing.
We can, you know, we'll just have people get kick
you know, any kind of field goal or whatever. We
lot of people blasting through. We remember they used to
have people like jumping off the backs of people.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Use that.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You can't you can't use another player's leverage. Well, well,
you can use it to block. You can do that
on the offense. Why can't we do it on the defense? Yeah?
And hey, uh you know, I know that Sea Bass.
You're probably not happy about the report, but it was
a report earlier in the week that Rob Gronkowski was
training to come back and come out of retirement. But
it turns out that this report of this NFL reporter
(05:51):
Seeesil Lammy did not know what the hell they were
talking about, because Gronk came out and he goes, man,
he goes, that's crazy. I wish I still had those powers,
because it would be cool if I did. But it's
just time to relax a little. No football.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Why don't mean about Gronkowski playing? I care very much
that he did not have the Gronk Beach Party.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't retire from partying, dude. Yeah, and I'm assuming
he's going to have about the draft.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Well, first off, okay, great, Either have the Gronk Beach
Party at New Orleans during the Super Bowl where everyone's there,
and what about the cruise right right, Well, for in
the CRUI would be great.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Or have it in Green Bay in April. That sounds awesome. Okay,
no it doesn't. But you like to party exactly, and
you had a great time in the cruise. In fact,
you went viral. Your videos from the Gronk Cruise went viral.
Remember that it was years ago, spread around? Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
ESPN front page email from Dave Portnoy.
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It's another new hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct
world on a Friday morning. Yeah, and Greg mentioned a
payday to foot right, what what do you buy me?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Greg?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I'm gonna buy you? Should I buy you?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I would normally go with some food, but you're like
not eating anymore.
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I eat food, he does, just like half your little
little baby.
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I'm gonna get you some new soft all right.
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forty this hour, and we start with your Friday Fail stories,
(09:03):
ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, It is time for
your Friday Fail starting. All these people thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong.
But then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big stink in Mega uber Ultra.
(09:36):
That's pretty good, right, you know. Yeah, considering I thought
it would be a disaster. Considering Gina is coming off
a whole week of laryngitis. Greg is coming down with laryngitis,
and there's clearly aids all over the building, riddled with it.
Everybody seems to be going down, stripping off one after
the other. Sammy starting to cough. Yeah, Sammy starting to cough.
Bort came in today. What's going on with you? You're
(09:56):
like a congestedor Yeah, I definitely have some mallardy issues
going on. It's affected asthma, so I.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Think, oh, I thought you said it was affecting your
ass affect affects.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, cheeks, and we will start this rout of the
failed stories. In Florida, this chick was arrested after she
and another girl vandalized her ex boyfriend's car.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That's what she did.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
She was mad at him because he stilled out her
seven hundred bucks, and so they spray painted the car.
It's a black car. They put this very bright yellow
paint all over it, and they threw eggs at it,
which is very expensive. Unfortunately for them, the car belonged
to a neighbor, not the ex boyfriend. Wrong cars. The
damage estimated to be about five thousand dollars. The cops
(10:41):
got her driving with two open containers of four loco.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, so there was that. And here she is going
through it. Here she is being arrested by the officers
and a little clip of the guy whose car was
vandalized on the local TV news.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Really, just try harder, to try to be sneaky because
you are got off, you guys the wrong damn car.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
First of all, I'm not Jason Brow like you know that,
I'm Jonathan. It's crazy too, Like they chose the perfect color,
the perfect color to pop off of black. Yeah, so
I mean here's here's the picture and then the color
really did pop off of black.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That you got.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Good.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
See a man, he's an nowhere excess car.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
This next story. This guy, he's a travel writer for CNN.
His name is Will McGoff. Never heard of him. But
he went on a trip to Antarctica to spread his
father's ashes amongst the icebergs and the mountains. Okay, but
as he was on a boat on his way out
to the glaciers, the guide gave a safety briefing and
that's when Will found out that it was actually illegal
(11:45):
to scatter ashes. Turns out you could be fine for
spreading ashes in a restricted area without the proper paperwork
or approval. So he went all the way to Antarctica
for nothing. Here's one from Missouri where these two guys
they were lost. They stopped some cops the stop. Some
(12:07):
cops asked for these directions. Hey man, where the hell
are you?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Can you help us out?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
They wanted to know how to get to Osage Beach.
But the thing is they were already in o Sage
Beach and didn't realize it. And that's right around when
the officers realized that these guys might not be sober.
So now the cops they were asking for directions were
just now happened to be doing a training session for
the department's drug duggans. So they brought over one of
(12:32):
the little drug dugans and the dog found some meth
on them, and they were arrested and taking the fail
jail sales. He just had to ask that you stopped
to ask for directions?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How somebody else?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
How stupid dogies? Though, And this is my favorite story
of the week. We're gonna go international. This one is
from China, all right, where this college kid accidentally started
a fire in his dorm while trying to hide a
sex doll from his roommate.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Oh no, that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
So he had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate
came home, So in a panic, he snuck her out
into the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by
setting her on fire. Great plan. So the hallway, of
course fills with smoke that sets off the alarm. So
instead of his roommate finding out, everyone found out the
fire department. They were called. They came and put out
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the girlfriend. And yeah, now he's a sale. All kinds
of truth.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Don't you hate it when they have to put out
your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Right? You want your girlfriend to put out? You don't
want have to put out your girlfriend? Eight seven four
Wooding text over to two to nine eighty seven. In fact,
that number I just gave you you can use the
call in. We're gonna play the d U i Q.
All right, that is coming up next, so if you
want to play. This is where he masses out on
the streets talking the drunks, and then we asked some
very simple trivia questions to these drunk people. You, as
(13:54):
the contestant, just have to guess will the drunk person
know right or wrong? Two out of three. If you
get those right, guessing yes or no where they get it,
you could be winning a prize this morning. It's our
dumb ass contest, the d u IQ that's coming up next.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you want to
play what is weird the Woody Show, and time for
(14:17):
your dumb ass contest. Here your Friday morning dumb ass contests,
It's time to.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Play the du IQ.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, all right, Sea Bass explaining the way the game
works to everybody, please.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
The game works by my finding someone who's nice and
drunk and then asking them just the easiest questions. So
you have to guess whether they are so drunk that
they won't know the answer in their drunk state that
they normally would in their sober state.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Sure, so if you know whether they know the answer
two three times, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Boom.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
And then we got to Menace and Sammy, who are
guessing stone called sober uh huh phones eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. We'll get to know the drunk person
a little bit better here in just the second. But
first to say hi to our contest, and that would
be Zach. Good morning, Zach. How are you any good
weekend plans.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Opening day tomorrow for my four year old?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Okay, yeah, kids, sports.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
The question was do you have any exciting plans?
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Are you the are you the coach Zach? Are you coaching?
I am?
Speaker 10 (15:21):
And for Greg, I'm getting a new couch tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's what you like, That's what we're talking. Hell yeah,
just take it to the park. They don't know even
know what they're doing. He's going pro yea, well, no,
you gotta play, you got yeah, exactly. Yeah, all right, anyway,
time for the d u i Q. Now, before we
get into the questions that count, we're gonna get know
our drunk here a little bit better. And who is
this person?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
See mass our fine friend Kristen. She's out partying with
her work bust besties. I should say, okay, and she
tell us all about that and why she needs to
blow off some steam.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
All right, here's Kristen.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
We're celebrating you off work because we're all serving say
and we say, hey, you want to burger media rare?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You're not gonna hear your burger media rare. Bitch?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Why are you telling the customers to you.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Because they're so needy? I'm like, bitch, you are asking
for too much.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much Knapkins.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Vodka? Because I'm Russian? Asian?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Actually, what's the best thing?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Not being honestly the rice?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, wait, I love her.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's hilarious, right, I'm like, bitch, yeah, you could be
Russian and Asian.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
By the way, Yeah, gotta get some of that audio
and seat it to our guy. I need that worked
into you know, like come back from commercials and stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hilarious.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm Russian. Oh wait, I'm Asian, man, what's the best
the best thing not being Asian?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Honestly the rice.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Saying, oh dude, there's a new rice cooker out there
that's made by Kitchen that cooks all this different type
of rice. One of those No, it's just like you
can like say, oh I want like Mexican rice, or
I want like certain types of rice, and it cooks
it perfectly.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wheat rice want.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Media rare, bitchy.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Asked me. All right, so Zach, that's that's Kristen. Now
we'll get into the questions. D u i Q. Question
number one, what's the name of any Supreme Court case ever?
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Case?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So many famous rulers.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
I mean, there's at least one that everybody knows.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I mean literally, that's why they're that's why these two
are writing so.
Speaker 13 (17:38):
Furiousah wait, can I hear the question again?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh sure, Sammy, no problem. What's the name of any
Supreme Court case ever? Any Supreme Court case that just.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
It's not called come on, it's called.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
All right? So what do you think?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We'll start with you?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Greg, I'm gonna say no to Kristen that I'm somewhat confident.
I'm going to say in this room, double yes.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I'm gonna say no to Kristen, no to Menace, yes
to Sammy.
Speaker 9 (18:13):
I'm feeling pessimistic. I'm going triple no.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Triple no. Now when it comes to our drunk friend
Kristen Menace, Sammy, do you think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
From Russia? Zach? What do you think Kristen? Will she
get it?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Or no?
Speaker 12 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Question number one for the d.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
U I Q.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
What's the name of any Supreme Court case ever? Menace?
Roe versus Wade, Sammy ro versus Wade?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Double yes, it'll be.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Did you write that down or just because I saw
you look over right before you gave your answer? Did
you cheat? What did you cheat? Looking on Sammy's place.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
The.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Airplane wings on his Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Because he don't want to see the right because Greg's
judging judging is right. I don't right, he's very If
you showed it to me, can you name another one?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Go for it?
Speaker 7 (19:10):
You got anything?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
How about Kramer versus Cramer. That's a good one a movie.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Can I guess? Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry case, Yeah, it would be I mean,
i'd have to be I forget. Yeah, I would have
to be the name.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
But I'm like, okay, OJ.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
But that's not like, that's not the Supreme They ever
ruled on that.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
The OJ thing wasn't the Supreme Court?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
How about like.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
Brown versus the Board of Education?
Speaker 7 (19:45):
There you go, I've heard of that.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What about though?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
What about.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
I got Roverse waiting caught it right?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That wasn't the Supreme Court? The OJ case OJ that
should have been now O J v.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Bronco.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
So Zach said no for Kristen and if she blows
it here that means that he'll be on the board.
The first point here in this round of the d
U i Q. What's the name of any Supreme Court
case ever?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Oh? Super is literally on the tip of my brain. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Good job, Jack, Yeah, I did not get there right. So, Zach,
you're on the board. You got yourself a point. Congratulations.
You couldn't even come up with a guest d y Q.
Question number two. Who decided to have formulated his theory
of gravity effort? An apple? Hit him on the head?
Who decided to have formulated his theory of what was
(20:44):
going on? You call it? Who decided to have formulated
his theory of gravity effort? An apple hit him on
the head.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It sounds a.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Little drinking with the with the contestants. Okay, all right,
let's see what do you What do you think? Gina
grad I'm gonna say no. For Kristin.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
I'm I'm feeling really pessimistic today.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'm going no again. I will go triple no. Greg Gory, I.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Was thinking triple no, but then I think Menace might
get it. Mom, Mom, but I'll I'll join the bandwagon.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Triple no. Okay, uh Sammy Menace?
Speaker 15 (21:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Gravity in Russia? Zach, what do you think will Kristin
get it?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (21:31):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Don't do it to me? Kristin nor okay?
Speaker 17 (21:35):
Question number two d u i Q, who decided to
have formulated his theory of gravity for an apple.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Hit him on the head. Sammy Einstein, Einstein, menace, Sir
Isaac Newton.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He likes those drunk history stuff.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Yeah, coffee.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Also, it's like in children's books. Well yeah that Yeah,
you got the first name too.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Now all right, you got the first name, sir.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
We didn't about gravity until like nineteen oh five. For
our listener, Zach. For his sake, I hope that Kristen
doesn't get it right, because if she doesn't, he'll be
the winner.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
On the duy Q, who decided to have formulated his
theory of gravity for an apple.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Hit him on the head.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Either we're talking about Aristotle or.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
I'm in physics right now Aristotle, or it's not Leo,
it's uh, I'm so sorry, no, no.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Sorry, physics right now?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Da vinci.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Zach, Congratulations, you are the winner on the duy Q. Yes, congratulations.
What a way to start a weekend, all right with
Zach Congratulations. Hang on one second, man, we'll get all
your information. Enjoy yourself, and thank you for listening to
the Wood Show. There's a there's our winner, Zach. Job
Zach's one unused question. Yeah, menace check it out. Yeah,
(23:06):
got it right. Textures are in prised. What about people
versus Larry flint Hey? Yeah, what about that? What about
that one? It's a staycase in Georgia?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So it must have been Supreme Court? What about man
versus food?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Question number three for the U I Q what would
an animal was supposedly used to sneak into the city
of Troy?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Oh hmm?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
What would an animal was supposedly used to sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What would an animal?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I understand it now, Okay, I played it twice now
I thought I would say, what would an animal?
Speaker 12 (23:52):
What?
Speaker 8 (23:52):
What?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
What about this little drunk heard? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
What would an animal was supposedly you so sneak into
the city of Troy?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
What Wooden? Animal? Okay? Not and animal?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
An animal?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I could see where the confusion is. Oh bit hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'll start Okay, yes to Menace, not toe Sammy, No
to Christen not nice.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
I'm gonna go opposite. I'll take Sammy on this one.
No to Menace, No to Kristen.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, I'm gonna pile on with Greg. Okay, yeah,
because Menace has been really strong.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, I agree. I agree with Greg. Now Menace and Sammy,
do you think the Christian will get it? No?
Speaker 12 (24:34):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Question number three.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
For the d U I Q, what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy Menace?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Horse? Sammy, yeah, horse horse NOI yeahr Trojan Trojan Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Question number three d uy Q what what an animal
was supposedly used to sneak into the city of Troy?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Alia?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Because they easily get into stadiums.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Get in the stadium. Her logic is flawless.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I love her. She's great. Yeah, I want to hear
her intro again. She was just talking about her job
and you can do that, I know, but she's great.
I want I want to make this audio uh into
Eastern production.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
They're celebrating off work because we're all servers and we say, hey.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
You want to burner medium rare. You're not gonna hear
burner medium rare.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Bitch, Why are you telling the customers to f you.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Because they're so needy. I'm like, bitch, you are asking
too much.
Speaker 12 (25:46):
Yeah, they're just asking for so much straws so much napkins.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
What do you got a drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Badka Because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Actually, what's the best thing about being Asian?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Honestly? The rice?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Question for Sammy? What continent is Russia in?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah. Talking to this should be a game right here.
I got a question these two. Is it.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Asia?
Speaker 9 (26:22):
You don't seem confident about this.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No, that's always Is that your final answer?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You now, since you're the game master, you you correct
her or not?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
It is an Asia?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Is it Europe? Huh?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
No, No, it's correct. Yes, I said no.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
That's why I'm yes, he was just messing with you.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
I'm so confused, like Tobies, I'm assuming that people in
the room don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Am I correct on that you are? I literally mentioned
it when she gave her answer, that you can't and
be Russian and be Asian? Yeaheah, it's Asia, that's one
of the Iberian Yeah, it spans both, it does Asia.
I keep telling you what he's having. Menace. Now, what's
a question for menace? Yeah? Yeah, hit me back and forth.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Yeah, but I have to ask a question that like
I also know the answer to.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Don't don't give So, like you've heard a bunch of
We've had a bunch of topics this game, yes, spin
off one of those, a little bit about yeah it
can't be girls, dang who who? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Okay, so who created the atomic bomb?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
That's a good one, all right, the atomic bomb? Well,
I mean I think multiple multiple people can be.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
You know, well, yeah, okay, getting into about this.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Well, Einstein can be credited for it, and then that
dude from the movie can be crazy. There you go, Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
The Manhattan Project. More shows coming up, Hang on what
you do?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
What the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Tomorrow Menace and Bort They're gonna be at the Stated
Brothers Guarding Grove from one to three pm. It's like
a new, yeah, grand grand opening. They remodeled the whole place.
It's awesome. You're probably gonna have some really great deals
on flat meat, probably chicken, a bunch of giveaways and
stuff for anybody who comes by. That is tomorrow with
Menace and Bort at the State of Brothers Garden Grove.
(28:40):
Get the details some more information, just go to the
woodieshow dot com and click on the events tab. Don't
miss out. I think I found some soulmates for a
couple of people on the show. Okay and Menace. I
know you're married, and we love Nacho. We all love Nacho.
But this chicken Connecticut she issuing her school district because
she was allowed to graduate high school without being able
(29:01):
to read or write. Oh my god, Okay. She says
that they just never taught her. She is on the
local TV news talking about what the teachers would tell
her to do rather than read or write while class
was going on.
Speaker 16 (29:15):
They were just either tell me to stay in a
corner and sleep or just draw pressures flowers for them.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
What that's insane, lucky, Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He still tried to force me to learn every day. Yeah,
they had expectations.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Now. Yeah, so all through her school career, every teacher
every grade told her to go in the corner and sleep,
not find it. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Yeah, this is a huge problem actually in schools because
they don't have the time to catch kids up who
are behind, and they just keep pushing them through and
don't hold anyone back anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, that that is true. Our neighbors, they have a
couple of kids where they're twins, right, one boy, one girl,
and this is like right after COVID. These kids fell
so far behind during the at home yeah, you know,
COVID learning not learning crack. The mom and the dad
were begging the school to let them repeat the grade,
(30:07):
like please, yeah, and they said nope. And so then
they appealed it to the superintendent. Superintendent's like nope and
pushed them right on through.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
What do they care?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Why?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Because it's something that affects their probably.
Speaker 13 (30:23):
Affects everything the kid.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Like what I think though, with kids that are struggling
like this, they just need to find what the kid
is actually into and like cares about and then.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Focus on that and go read that.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
But they'd have to care about the kid enough.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
But that's not there. That's not a public school. Public
schools won't do that. I mean mine did.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But instead of suing the district, why doesn't she just
learn to read and write?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Now that's a good question. What did your school do?
Speaker 16 (30:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Right, well they did that.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I liked, you know, video editing and shooting video and
then so they helped me with that and uh, let
me focused on that and that kind of helped me
out in life, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So and Greg found a soul made for I know
you love Mario, of course, and you're not in the
Chicks any more. Yeah, but this chick could be your
soulmate like you. She has obsessed with bougie fashion, and
she is getting both love and hate from people online
for teaching her kid the alphabet using brand names like
(31:21):
d would be four R d R exactly right. Uh,
let's listen and learn is far and by the way,
let me let me fun accent ahead, and so they'll
they'll pronounce letters kind of funny ways compared to how
we do it. But yeah, fun accident is far.
Speaker 19 (31:40):
Is far, aube is far, is far, is far? Such
is far? Kindle that is far in your return?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh my god, yes, I love that is for Kenzo.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
The people who love it love it. But the people
who don't like it, they think it's wrong that the
mom is exposing her kid to consumerism so early on.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh my god, she'll be exposed to that when she
walks out the door.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Hy exactly, Oh my god, is for.
Speaker 19 (32:27):
Is fores is for.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
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Bort and Menace also stands thank you. Uh we got
let's see on the app and al Paso texta our
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friends from al Paso. Linda loved that, Linda. Yeah, Linda
already entered for the takeover and I.
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Hope I get to go.
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Sorry, sign up. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The Woodies Show.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Welcome bck. It's Friday morning. Yeah. The Oscars are on Sunday.
Will you watch? Do you care? Yes? Conan is the host.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Okay, I like him.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
I love Conan.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
I'd rather just watch him, yeah, do his thing.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Kind of find Conan to be overrated.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Oh yeah, really like back in the day.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Yeah, I think it's because not from your view, but
he doesn't appeal to the masses.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Because he's smart, funny, he's from Harvard.
Speaker 7 (33:43):
That must be why I like him so much.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh yeah, that's funny. It's funny. I think maybe that's
why he never got like the massive appeal after Jay Lennow. Yeah,
it means seems like a nice enough dude. He's a
Simpsons writer seems funny, doesn't seem like a jerk or anything.
It just yeah, it was never I was just never
super drawn to his show. That makes sense.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Yeah, he has a travel show too that he did
that was really good that I liked.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, does everybody have a travel show?
Speaker 13 (34:12):
That was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There's also a big parade of planets tonight. Oh yeah,
seven planets visible in the night sky. They call it
a parade because they're all lined up. Can't wait? Oh yeah,
oh yes, if she'll be out there with her telescope,
I love it. Experts best time to look is right
around dusk, and you should be able to see four
or five, like Saturn is pretty close to the sun
right now. But you're gonna need a telescope or your
(34:36):
binoculars to see your rainus I usually do, and Neptune
don't forget.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
When you have a kid in the house, this becomes.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
A big deal. I agree. I'm just and I want
to see your phone.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
We have two telescopes that were purchased for this kid
that we've never assembled.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Absolutely today been made. I want a telescope at one
of the company parties, give everybody like a raffle ticket
and that thing sat in my basement for years and
then I finally gave it away. It moved twice, yeah,
and I finally give because it was nice. It was
like a really expensive one.
Speaker 9 (35:09):
A telescope, yeah, like a raffle.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I think they were cleaning out the prize closet, like
somehow the station ended up with this stuff and that
they just auctioned it off, like the Christmas part. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, telescope they talking about.
Speaker 18 (35:25):
Yeah, there are some places they do like telescope meetups
and they get crazy with that stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
My parents at their old house, their neighbor had this
guy who he had built like this little shed thing
in the backyard that howls this really crazy telescope that
they can operate from inside the house. And so the
roof would slide off and then this telescope. It was
pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, hardcore.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, it was on this platform, so like the roof
would raise or you know, slide to the side, and
then the telescope itself would raise up the above the
peak of the wall and peak out the roof and
then he could in the house like set different coordinates
and stuff, and then.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
My god, that's yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
That's super geeky.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Back to the Oscars real quick. If I were to
offer you five billion tax free dollars to name two
best picture nominated, I don't know. Yeah, one hundred billion,
I don't know. If I don't know, if I could
name one to you.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Asked me the name. What's the last movie I went
to the theater to see? I don't think I can
do it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Is Wicked nominated for Best Picture? I mean that Bob
Byllan movie. I know that that's chalam Is nominated for Actor.
I couldn't tell you the name of the movie though.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Is that Amelia Perez movie nominated?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
You know that?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Sure? Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
I've heard of the Nickel Boys.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Wickeds is nominated, So there you go. You know that
nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
I'm sure it is.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I mean they put it well and it's and it's
it's art scenes for in theater dorks out like the
big movies that made all the money, like those were
never like in the at least at least in more
recently history. It is those big movies, because that's why
they expanded that to ten two's on.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
There also the subsistence, now that you say them I
kind of recognize some of them, but if off the
top of me, yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Have made you know the substance. I've talked about it
a bunch of times, right.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
But I'm just saying before we're talking about it now,
I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
If you let enjoy your five billion dollars, I won't.
I wouldn't win conclave. We've talked about that. Now that
you say there is one about the.
Speaker 18 (37:28):
Yeah, you've only heard about these because in other conversations
where you've never heard of these movies.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
It's not like you were inundated with trailers or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
True. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I was write down movies that I want to watch. Yeah,
I still haven't watched oppenheim Er speaking of Oppenheimer years later,
gets still still on my list that I wanted to watch,
like the minute it came out, and I never did that. Sopranos,
like Newark, Saints of Newark. Yeah, still watched it.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I know, damn what you would hate. You would violently
hate Oppenheimer.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
It's long in time, Mark.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Now I have not and I don't know how normal
this is. I realized this last night that I have
not turned the television on all week, not once I've
been doing because I've been doing busy with other things,
and I haven't sat down. I haven't watched one thing
all week long that includes HGTV. Right, I'm not even
(38:24):
background passive television. And this is not like some Oh
I'm too good for television. I'm not. I love television.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
So you're not caught up on the flip in hell
mooses no or the flip off I'm not, or is
he does it?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
But I realize that, oh my god, what the hell
happened this week? I have not once turned the television on.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
This sounds bad.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Streamed to go to the doctor something. There's some clip
clips of a TV show I think it's on Hulu
called Paradise.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
I think that a lot of people are into I
want to see it as a Spanish one. No, no, no,
it's about you know, total a station of Earth.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Oh yeah, that's when I mean it's his favorite thing. Yeah,
super volcano. Yeah ok, yeah, that's why he wants it.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
But the clips are like popping up on social like
crazy people are James Marsden Hello, yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Dreamy h eight seven forty four, Woodie Friday check in
send those over to us two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 19 (39:21):
They get in your.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
House, and the story it beget in your car and
eat the wires.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
You sup.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'm curious how does one become a cork soaker?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Cork soaker, as we are like it to say, corksackers
are born, not made. I like to soak the biggest
dick cars.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also
the massage at the grave.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
of incensive tivity training for a politically correct world. It
is a Friday morning, Leah into the weekend. We're trying
to get through the morning into the weekend as quick
as you can. It is February, the twenty eight Funalday
of February twenty twenty five. On Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace,
(40:15):
there's Gina Grady. We got Sammy, we got sea mass
phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
We could send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. This Gene Hackman story is crazy. What's happening? Yeah,
So when the story first broke, it seemed like, oh well,
this is clearly is some kind of carbon monoxide thing, yeah,
(40:38):
because it was it was him, his wife, and the
dog that were all found dead in the house. But
now it's being investigated as suspicious by the authorities. The
fire department of the gas company found no signs of
carbon monoxide leaks or gas related issues, and there were
two other dogs that were found alive and healthy around
the property. And the dog they did find that was
(41:00):
was in a closet. It was in a bathroom closet,
so weird. They said the front door was open when
the officers arrived. The dog that died in that bathroom closet.
There were pills scattered near his wife's body, who was
found in the bathroom in a state of decomposition, already
mummification on her hands or her feet.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
They said it was like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
She was next to a space heater. Jeane was found
in the mudroom of the kitchen, and the police think
that he may have fallen suddenly because his glasses seemed
to have been thrown off of his body, but he
was fully clothed. His body was in a similar condition
to his wife, and the corner's office said the cause
of death would be determined in the next month or so.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Wow, I thought they were way too fast to say
no foul play. Yeah, within a minute.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now, like, how do you know?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is the weirdest situation?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
And how do you say? Her name? Michelle Trochenberg Trachtenburg.
Very sad. Her cause of death is going to remain
undetermined because her family declined an autopsy, which families can
do when there's no evidence of foul play or for
religious reasons.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But she had that when you want to know that.
Speaker 9 (42:05):
She had a transplant, I mean, but just to just
to you know, be sure, Yeah, I mean it was
her Yeah, it was her liver.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, I think they know.
Speaker 16 (42:12):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The Jeffrey Epstein files for these yesterday pretty much a
nothing burger. It included his contact list, the flight logs,
and a list of evidence that the government had collected
against him, but no really big revelation. I mean, was
waiting for this big bomb that dropping out. Most of
the names that were in there, celebrities, politicians we already knew,
who would you know palle around with Epstein?
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Not shocking.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
The list wasn't like a client list, just names of
people in his contacts.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
Although there was one weird one was like RFK Junior's mom.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah, r f K Junior's mom. Michael Bloomberg, the former
mayor of New York City, the you knows Bloomberg Berg
media right, Alec Baldwin, Michael Jackson, McJagger, Naomi Campbell, Courtney Love.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
None of these are surprising.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, and just because people anybody. I've met plenty of people.
We I met when he played the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
And I'm sure there's a picture somewhere, because uh, there's
always the company photographers, like they're all over the place
with the celebrities or with people like us as we're
walking around, and there's any kind of meeting whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yep, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
And so I shook his hand, I said hi to him.
I talked to him for a couple of minutes. I'm
sure there's a photo out there, but I've not been
to a freak off.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
It seems like your best friends.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, it seems like your best friends. You're the one.
Sammy has multiple photos. Did you see by the way,
now you were what are we talking about? In fact,
there's a photo right there Sammy and Dinny, Sammy and
Didny do you see?
Speaker 12 (43:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
This is shut right over there and the thumbs up.
I mean, go look at that photos. We had to
hang it up in the studio.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Looks like Sammy's a little bus maybe.
Speaker 13 (43:44):
Yeah, that looks see yeah, it looks like it isn't
a crazy.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
I labeled freak off twenty twenty two. Yeah, I'm looking
at my contact list. Yeah on my phone it's twenty wait,
twelve hundred and thirty four. People like I don't really
know that there's got to be some jerks and creeps
whatever in there. And that's so that's the thing is like,
I'm not I'm not jumped to conclusions thinking that RFK
Junior's mom, Mom, I was involved in you know that
(44:16):
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yes, rich people, Uh what it's the word network with
each other? Yeah, they.
Speaker 19 (44:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Guy in North Carolina called nine one one. This is
what he said. Here's the first part of the call.
I've been locked in the storage unit for about a
week now, and I just now few my phone.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Okay, so you're locked in a storage unit.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yes, my girlfriend lucked me in there. She double locked
my locked. I've been here for since last week.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
I just can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I haven't had another drink or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
So he'd been locked in the storage unit for about
five days. He and his girlfriend got into an argument
about something and she told me to go get something
out of the back of the storage unit. So we
crawled back there. She slams the door and shouts, this
is what you get, locked it and then left never
went back.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Damn.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
He just found his phone and it was charged the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
So so yeah, so well here here's the second part.
This is someone from the police departments. No food, no
water elements.
Speaker 13 (45:11):
If we had been in the heat of the summer
or the super cold of the winter, this would be
a whole different story.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
And as far as why he didn't call earlier, Sammy, Yes,
even though he had the phone in there, it took
him days to find it because it was pitch black
and according to the police report, the unit was a
quote hoarder's paradise, stuffed so full that things started falling
out when the cops opened it up. And it makes
sense that the guy could have you know, lost his
phone and spent days trying to find it in the darkness.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
But his girlfriend arrested, charged with attempted murder and kidnapping. Good, yeah,
that dude is calm af I knows energy been here
for a week. What do you think about all the
weight he lost? So lucky, although he sounds like a
guy who's probably already probably like one of those meds
skinny guys. So boring. Also, I heard when you're in
(45:59):
pitch black you don't know when to go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
A karate instructor took down a purse snatcher in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
The woman was outside yelling for help, so he ran out,
chased the guy down, gave him one hard kick to
the leg, and the guy dropped. He dropped the bag,
got up himself, ran off. The woman said, it was
like a ninja showed up out of nowhere. Here is
the chick and the karate guy on the news talking
about the whole.
Speaker 20 (46:25):
Thing, and I'm just screaming bloody murder like a complete lunatic,
like stop him, stop him, stop him, help, help, help
to anyone around.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I caught up with him, and then I gave him
a kick on the leg.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
As I got my kick on the leg, he dropped
the bag and stumbled, and then he kept running.
Speaker 20 (46:41):
Away literally out of nowhere, like an angel. This guy
appears like a Ninja and he's like, here you go,
and I'm like, what the hell like is this happening?
He is an amazing human.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I would do it in a hotbeat again.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I would do it in a hotbit again.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Okay, how about that for Ninja? I have a question,
have you ever seen anybody use karate in public?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Now? There was episode there was an episode of Member
of that show on Showtime Penn and Teller bullish, Yeah,
oh I love it. Yeah, And they did one about
the funeral funeral industry. Grow oh really, it's it's fascinating.
After just going through what you went through, you should
watch it and just talk about what a scam the
whole thing is.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
That's super interesting. One of the wrinkles I forgot to
mention to you guys how you had to coordinate priest
funeral home cemetery. The other thing is you can't do
anything until you get the death certificate. And in my
brother's case, they no doctor wanted to sign it because
he had seen so many doctors over two weeks that
the funeral home was having a really hard time getting
(47:39):
the death certificate. So once we had everything nailed down,
they said, keep in mind, this is tentative. I said,
what do you mean? We just planned the whole damn
thing and it took forevery planet. Well, we haven't gotten
the death certificate yet. I can't bury somebody without a
death certificate.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
But nobody would sign it, I mean, is he.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
They finally figured out who would actually agree to sign it.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
But I'm assume like once they call it, like okay, yeah,
any gone, like whatever the doctor is, that's on staff.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Parent he said, I'm not signing it because I wasn't
his doctor.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
You're here to All you're doing is acknowledging that he's dead. Yeah, exactly,
that's it, right, really weird. One of the things they
were pointing out is like the whole coffin thing and
how they try to sell you, upsell you and all
the different things, you know, like oh well this one
will keep whatever, Like the person's gone, like they're in
the ground, like if water comes in, like who cares? Maybe, Yeah,
(48:29):
you're not trying to you know, survive alive under there. Right,
it's like just and but the amount of money because
people like, oh, well I need to have this, I
need I want. Uh what we're gonna say, man, No,
you were going to say that this other thing on karate. Yeah,
they did the whole thing about martial arts. So it's
it was like karate and jiu jitsu. They're like, when's
(48:52):
the last time you heard? I mean, every once in
a while you'll see somebody like like but it's not
like there's a bunch of crime fighting karate and you
know people out there, you know, doing this stuff. You
take it. And that was another thing, because where the
scam comes in is that it costs so much. I
forget how much they said it cost to go from
(49:12):
black belt. It's insanity. Wait why because they yeah, and
it's and you buy the belt, you buy. So basically
it's just whoever spends the most money, they just keep
you in these classes and whatever. Yeah, they keep pushing
you through until.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Agree with that because you know, hanging out with Mormon
Mormon Morgan and the UFC like obviously like these people
know how to fight. But I'm just talking about karate
in general, which is like you know, eighties like entry level. Yeah,
but you know, like they were talking about, street fighting
is different than MMA, different than boxing, different like who
(49:50):
do you have do you have the MMA guy, do
you have the boxing guy?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Or do you have the guy who's just really good
in the street because there's no rules and street fighting
like it's just you fight dirty, like the vigilante, you
fight vicious, and yeah, there's no I don't know, do
these guys versus some random street guy doing haymakers. I
don't think the haymaker guy is gonna make it. Yeah. Yeah,
(50:13):
heard of.
Speaker 13 (50:13):
Bare knuckle boxing. Yes, that's pretty much street fighting because
you don't have any gloves on or anything.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yeah. I wanted to ask you your hand. I did
want to ask you, though, Morgan, how do you feel
about I've seen a couple of these videos pop up
where it's like two dudes taking on ten women and
they're beating the crap out of these chicks.
Speaker 13 (50:31):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
You do.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
There's which sometimes I'm like, is that real? Which I
guess wherever they're doing.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
That, yeah, the other countries, I don't care. And there
was another one where it's like this dude was fighting
like three or four and they're just amateurs, but they
were like influencers. Yeah, so in other way here, here's
here's why I bring it up. So my concern is
this is not what you're doing right because you said
it was like some kind of influencer thing. No, you're
not getting your ask kicked by dudes, right.
Speaker 13 (50:58):
Oh hopefully not.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
No, hopefully not.
Speaker 12 (51:01):
No.
Speaker 13 (51:01):
What I'm doing is they're bringing in people that are
new to boxing per se.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
That have never done it, even playing field exactly.
Speaker 13 (51:08):
So I'll be fighting someone that's never fought before either.
But on that same note, I saw a video on
Instagram where there's this fight and if you miss weight,
they bring in your the other opponent's dad, so you
have to fight your opponents.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
And day and it's crazy.
Speaker 13 (51:24):
Yeah, but that's the real thing somewhere.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It just made it made me uncomfortable watching these dudes.
I mean, they're pummeling these chicks. I don't I know
they volunteer. I do understand that. It's just weird to watch.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Oh dude, this radio station I worked at, we had
our night guy who was like a beam pole fight
like these big back chicks like boxing like time, and
he like took a couple out and they had ambl ambulances.
Yeah oh no, me too. Yeah, he marked them. I
(51:56):
have it, have it on video too, I'll share it
with you. It's crazy, you know what I'm sure Berry.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Oh that guy. Yeah really, yeah, dude, he took out
some big bags like they were twice his size. That's
so popular. My daughter and her friends like the big
back thing is like every other their mouths.
Speaker 18 (52:14):
Like, ah, I wrote this down the other day. Ever,
since what he says his daughter used the term big back,
I can't stop hearing it.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
See you probably never noticed it before, never heard it ever.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, I have a follow up question for Morgan. Yeah,
do you consider yourself strong, like a strong person, because
I know you want to get into the boxing world
and you're into the fighting world already, Because would you
consider yourself strong?
Speaker 12 (52:39):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (52:40):
For sure, I've lifted weights my whole life.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Okay, good, yeah, wow, you was not my whole life.
You and Greg should arm rust.
Speaker 13 (52:45):
I would love that, we actually should.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
But yeah, right now, why not?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Why not?
Speaker 13 (52:52):
Did I train for a week or something, but for
the weather so I have the I mean, that's true,
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Men more, not when he's coming down with something, that would.
Speaker 9 (53:04):
Be a good time to do your feeling forrail.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
If I was at my peak health right now, you
would still beat me. I can't even lift a piece
of paper. I'm such a weakling. Really, Oh yeah, I
suck it so many physical things?
Speaker 9 (53:15):
Is he sharking us right now? Let's throw it down
hustling us.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You want to arm wrestle, you want to, you can try.
Do you want to fight? Morgan?
Speaker 13 (53:22):
The reason do you want to fight?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Like, how's your bone density? I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
The reason I asked is because I gave Morgan a
rug the other day. I had it in my truck
and we were transferring it to her car. I said,
let's carry it over to your car and said no,
why don't I take my car over to your truck instead?
I said, no, we can lift it. It's only like
a hundred feet. And then I said you're strong, and
you're like, oh, I don't know. I don't know. Any
had a kind of a rough time lifting the rug.
(53:49):
And then what he came over to join us when
after we got in the car to get the rest
of it, kind of shoved in.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, because I would basically one, Here's what they did.
They were about to this way. I'm like, this is
not a good idea. They had one end of the
rug sticking out the passenger side window, and then the
other end of the rug sticking out the driver's side
bad diagonally across it. The one end is out the
passenger side front window, and the back end was the
(54:17):
out the rear driver's side window. Yeah, you're totally pulled over.
Speaker 13 (54:21):
Oh I wasn't. And Sammy, you were behind me when
we left. Did you see me almost take out the parking?
Speaker 3 (54:28):
I forgot the second I got in the car that
I need to, you know, think about give space. All right,
let's take a break and we'll come back. We'll have
Morgan arm wrestle Greg, and then I'll tell you who
the what do you show employee? The month for February
is all right? All right, that's next on the show.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
Hang on, this is great, h o al.
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Garbage day, not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Welcome back. We have Morgan, who's here. We have Greg
and they are going to arm wrestle. Greg was asking
Morgan before the break about her strength and if she
feels that she's strong, Yeah, because she's doing all this
training to you know, do some boxing and She said
that she's been lifting weights her whole life.
Speaker 13 (55:22):
I have which also new to boxing, So I am
sore right now.
Speaker 5 (55:26):
A lot of people go to the gym their whole
life and aren't good at it. There's plenty of people
who do things forever and.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Do it wrong.
Speaker 9 (55:34):
Okay, so you got that going for you, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, who do you have here? Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Greg's a very big anti workout, he though, right, just
because she's been doing something, I give it to Morgan.
That question for Morgan, like, what's the last time the
last time you dead lifted?
Speaker 4 (55:49):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (55:50):
Waits and reps.
Speaker 13 (55:51):
Yeah, much weight? I don't know because usually I use
the machine.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Okay, answered la questions.
Speaker 13 (55:56):
I do free weights, like what maybe one day a week?
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Okay, so we're on equal plate.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, oh real quick question about free weights? Do they
oil them?
Speaker 3 (56:07):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Or do they oil machines? Because I remember one hundred
years ago when I tried doing weights because my roommate
at the time had a bunch of weights and every
time I used them, I would break out in a
rash and I kid you not, and he said there
was some sort of oil on the weights.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
Sometimes when you have like like if you have like
a big like outdoor like literally muscle beach sort of
set up, you might do some mineral oil for maybe,
But that's that's very odd day forward.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
I said, hey, I can't lift allergic.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
For my health.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
I mean, but things like like a machine like a
squat or a leg press machine of course will have
those those shafts will have of.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Course, like how you say shaft as you're doing the
shaft kind of that as you oil it.
Speaker 13 (56:46):
Yeah, well, squad, I can do like, uh probably one fifty.
Speaker 3 (56:51):
All right, I like to see that form, but I
actually you see bird pressure do that. He benched like
three forty five. But he was. He was there with
Jason Kelcey and a bunch of other dudes. Not it
was and there was a ton of people in the video. Wow,
yeah he was so he was so pumped. He is
one of those guys who's like, you know, uh, deceivingly athletic.
(57:15):
Already looked at him like he's not flabby by any mean, No.
Speaker 9 (57:19):
I could see that for him.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Solid.
Speaker 13 (57:20):
Your legs can be like depending on the type of person.
Some people's legs are much stronger than their arms.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Like me, get on the floor all right, I was
supposed to ask you as well. Was there some kind
of weird interaction there was a power slapper here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (57:37):
Oh when we were leaving.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (57:40):
The security guy who's the power slapper Isaiah k Okay.
He is the middleweight champ.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yes, I don't know his actual weight class.
Speaker 13 (57:49):
Yeah, he's the champ right now, has been since power
slipt on. Anyways, he was leaving and the security guard like,
I got a picture with him, was super nice, and
then grabbed his head, kissed him on both sides.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
I think just the guy goes have a good day, yes,
and he says, have a good day, see you later,
see you Monday. Have a good night. He says like
five things, right, he's a night. He's a super nice guy. Yeah.
We thought he was done, but then he went in.
Speaker 13 (58:14):
For the second round and he's like a baby.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
This guy his home country I don't know, I don't know.
And then please open your mouth. I slipped on because
I don't think that guy's Puerto Rican.
Speaker 13 (58:26):
No, he didn't even know who Isaiah was, honestly, because
after Isaiah left, he asked us, He's like, who was that?
And hepped the head and time when I was leaving,
he was showing someone else pictures of like, look who
I just met. I think, oh boy, But I had
to apologize to Isaiah for sorry, you got kissed four.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Times by the security guy.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
This is a point we've had. This is a new
round of security guard.
Speaker 13 (58:55):
We should give video of that security videos.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
But this guy, this guy's been here for a while.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yeah, we're famous.
Speaker 9 (59:03):
People have been through the lobby. But something about this
guy power.
Speaker 11 (59:08):
Well, Isaiah is called pretty boy, yes boy, yeah, all right,
So this is going to take all five.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
Someone's gonna have to hold their head. You got sam
you want to be the referee here?
Speaker 13 (59:22):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:23):
You hold them in the neutral position before they start.
Speaker 13 (59:25):
Why can't arm muscles samuels hold their little elbows?
Speaker 3 (59:28):
All right? So this is the risk and this is
greg and Morgan. They're going to arm wrestle. Here, Sammy
goes what she's doing, She's got the moment.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
I've never even seen. What is Sammy doing? So you
started an.
Speaker 9 (59:40):
Even position, they're going full over the top right now.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
You're doing This is gonna be two seconds of your life.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
And then Sammy, you can hold on to the table
if you need to to you know, keep it statable.
It's mobile. Yeah, it's what normally wore. All the food
sits in here. Yeah, okay, are you ready? Yes? How
do you to do this? It is like all on
your market basically, the best the best way to do
it so that they don't know what's happening is to
just let Sammy remove her hands whenever Sammy wants to.
(01:00:08):
That way, they can't prep three to one stuff. Okay, okay,
so Sammy, you have so much power, you'll go and
you let your hands go. Well okay, all right, yeah,
all right, there we go. Okay, it's oh now, Morgan's
wrist is already. They're both hold on now we're both
back to even Mogans.
Speaker 18 (01:00:30):
Literally falling out there right now.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
It slipping as a slipping. She's out of the out
she's out of the chair. All right, come on, Greg
is in there way longer there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
So now Greig is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Starting to lose because my shoulder.
Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
What happened afterwards, least here's the excuse.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
He said he was gonna was going into it that
last way longer than I thought.
Speaker 13 (01:01:03):
It's from Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Greg's shoulder started getting pulled out of the socket. Is
because Morgan was off her chair. Therefore she was on
her feet there she was pushing with her legs.
Speaker 13 (01:01:10):
Which I was yelling the whole time, and y'all let
me stop.
Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
All she was saying is I fell out of the chair.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I say, the next round is at a show event? Yes,
okay with the proper maybe like yeah, you have tables
and have like the handle on the side to be
on their feet. All of a sudden, yeah, oh damn,
I can see it noise.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah, all of a.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Sudden, I felt my shoulder kind of like start to rip.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I'm like Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Ten times longer than I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That was like Greg was having a conversation while he
was holding you know, Morgan, like so I Greg, I think.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Totally security and get your kisses?
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Are you armrests?
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
The more?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
When his shows coming, U, we're gonna take the break down.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Come.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I gonn tell you who wins the wood You Show
Employee of the Month for February next. In the Woodies Show,
hang On explained why would why would you wish that
on me? D D you are you? LBJ?
Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Was what President's initials menace uh, Leonard Beatrice Jacobson.
Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Lyndon b.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Johnson. Is that ringing bill? Yeah, now it does, but
I was drawing blank. Yeah yeah, Leonard Jacobson. Yeah, So
we'll have to have another rematch at some point between
greg and and Morgan on that arm wrestling thing. It
might be a few months, is the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Well, because see if as is saying that Greg is
gonna be so sore, I hope he felt something and
he doesn't work out at all. It's a it's a sign.
Speaker 18 (01:02:56):
Oh yeah, Morgan was trying to stop. She's like, I'm
not even sitting anymore. I feel like she didn't do
it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
She got abused. Greg Osha shut the counter back to
zero zero days since an injury on the job.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Rest assured she is strong all right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
So, Woody Show Employee the Month for February, the votes
are in. I saw people said on both social and
on the text and what people were hitting me up with,
and I went around the room and people work on
the show. I gotta say, like, the the Woody Show
Employee the Month is typically somebody who's above and beyond,
not just they do their job, but like, you know,
(01:03:42):
they did something that was above and beyond the expectation,
and you know, I really considered giving that to to Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
No way I would. I would be like Sea, that's
and rechecking.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Because because because knowing Greg, and you know Greg carries
things very heavy and the trivial things sometimes it'll weigh
He'll think about it all weekend, you know, the dumbest
stuff like so when something legitimate and you know, important happens,
you know, like what he's been going through the last
couple of weeks, the fact that he was here in
the beginning part of all that and then came back
(01:04:15):
and it's been a fun week week and coming back great.
I really consider that. And then same same for Gina,
because Gina really stood up and picked up a lot
of the stuff that Greg would normally do. So she
was doing extra research and writing and yeah, when it
came to like some of the new stuff and everything
(01:04:37):
else that was above and beyond what was expected of her,
and then and then and then she was out. But
I decided that the Employee of the Month for February
twenty twenty five, winner of sixty nine dollars cash and
a beautiful what is Show Employee the Month blaque.
Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Is ment.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Jennis Heyo.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I mean he got the majority of the votes among
the people of the staff at the Woodies Show, and
then also you know, of course the listeners and everything.
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Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
We're chiming in. So menus, congratulations, anything you'd like to say.
I just want to thank everybody that supported me and
the people that didn't support me. Suck it. Yeah, pretty much.
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to the Woody Show dot com. Every generation has their
own pop culture landmarks, so you know, music and movies, trends,
things like that. But looking at movies, like if you
look at gen X, the top movies are now this
is according to you know, talking to whatever. The numbers
are talking to different people, numbers and such, Yeah, numbers
(01:06:51):
and such. The Breakfast Club they have is number one
for jen X. Okay, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Goonies,
Dazed and Confused, Back to the Future, Clerks, Fight Club,
Pulp Fiction, Office Space, and The Lost Boys. No Notes, Yeah,
there was, now there's there's obviously there's a ton more. Yeah,
(01:07:13):
but those are the top tens. That's a great lest.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Now, when it comes to millennials, which would be those
of you who are twenty nine to forty four years old,
these are the movies that supposedly shaped your generation. Let's
see if you agree or disagree. These are no particular order.
By the way, all right, Scream came out in ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Six, Fantastic Movie A plus.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Jurassic Park, Yes, Mean Girls, Yes, Harry Potter and The
Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
For the younger millennials.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Yeah, yeah, the Sandlot, which I would have told you.
I would have told you that came out in eighty nine,
or I wouldn't have put that in the nineties. Yeah,
super Bad hate McLevin Oh yeah yeah, boards giving a
thumbs down to super Bad. That was just what I
was over hyped on. Really, yeah, the Matrix, super Bad.
(01:08:08):
You know, I had this high expectation because everybody's like,
oh man, it's so great, so funny. Then I watched them, like, eh,
it's all right, why'd you hate it? Boy? That seems
like maybe a movie you'd be into. It was never
my vibe. That was more of like a euro Trip
Shawn the Dead kind of comedy, not not super Bad
euro Yeah, the Matrix. Sure, Princess Bride, but that's a
(01:08:32):
total that gen x totally. All these dates are very
stupid and wrong. Well it's not it's not the dates.
It's not that it's just for millennials. When they talk
to millennials like what movies really kind of shape your generation.
For whatever reason, that movie prints for them.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Interesting it was it was put on in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
And again that's a that's a gen X that's a
gen X thing for sure. The Mummy and then Mulan.
We've seen Mulan.
Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
I mean it's great.
Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
And then there are audible mentions go to The Big Lebowski,
Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring, Inception,
Garden State, and then Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
which is one of the most boring movies.
Speaker 9 (01:09:21):
Why do you feel like they have to say Big Lebowski,
you have to say it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Great movie about awesome.
Speaker 15 (01:09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yeah, Greg didn't like it. I was like it, and
I thought not worth that missing. I love it's hilarious.
You know, it's a it's a it's a tone like
it's either your tone or it's not.
Speaker 9 (01:09:40):
It's it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I like the premise a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
We were talking about Conan O'Brien and my god's just
never really gotten the cone. I'm not saying Conan is
not funny. It just wasn't my brand. H I get it,
you know, like Big Lebowski, I don't know the dry
that dry humor and the John Goodman character cracks me up.
Steve Bishemi's character shut the NFL, Donnie don't care about
(01:10:04):
like there's there's so many quotable lines from that. It's
just one of those things, so many quotable lines. The
story is like, Man, I can imagine watching that when
you're hot. Yeah, and Greg Carpet, I know I love
the premise together, did it not? Yeah, it's about function.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, Like I've never seen the Matrix either, I would
probably hate it, hate it. Yeah, I definitely hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
See, I thought the same thing, which is why it
took me for to watch it, and then.
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
I liked it.
Speaker 18 (01:10:31):
Yeah, a bunch of annoying people like you got red pilled,
you got blue shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, when it became a whole thing, totally took
the red pill. Dude, what would you say, like your
number one movie of all time was Greg? Like, well,
if you had to say, like growing Up number one,
growing Up, stand by me, stand by me? I loved it. Yeah,
I just loved it, which Mena says he's never seen
all the way through. I haven't from beginning to end,
(01:10:58):
but I've watched it fifty times is it Flight of
the Navigator for you menace? I love Flight Navigator Mentions
a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
I love Goodies, But Better Off Dead is my absolute
favorite movie anything like pretty much. John Cusack, he had
another movie which is pretty much like the summer version
of Better Off Dead, because Better Off Dead was Better
Off Dead was set in the winter, and then one
One Wild and Crazy Summer was obviously in the summer,
(01:11:28):
but it was like, sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Anyway it happened. I will trying to get.
Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Through it, but you know it's not One Crazy Summer.
Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Yeah, it's great. Number one movie of your childhood mask
what would you say? Probably Deadpool? But that's not your childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You know, he's so young.
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
We've been working together. But I guarantee that's like the
John the gen Z list is Deadpool. I was probably
childhood Childhood.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
The movie you couldn't get enough of, like It's a
Wonderful Life or something, because it was It's skewed.
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Because like Blues Brothers that we watched a lot. Back
to the Future we watched a lot, but that was
skewed because those were the tapes we had at home,
so I had no choice. Yeah, but really I love
Bora too much. I'm sorry, I can't can't apologize true,
Back to.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
The Trifector, back to the Future, Goonies, Prince's Bride, like,
but my number one overall would be Back to the Future.
Police by a lot. Police Academy are great, so good.
All the police academies don't really hold up when you
watch them.
Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Now, you know a movie everyone hates on and I
loved it with spies like us that was kind of
like in that.
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Like Three Amigos. Huh, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
And how about Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
That's what I've never seen all the way through one.
Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Yeah, as an adult, terrible, I'm sure.
Speaker 18 (01:12:44):
Oh, I'm sure it does not pass the vibe check
at all. It's probably super politically correct too, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
But I don't think Greg's arguing about I don't care
about that. I'm just thinking, like an adult wouldn't find it.
It's very corny. Yeah, I was jawsed not on that
list now, I'm sure when you get deeper, I mean
those again, there's a lot of movies gen X movies.
It just it did make the top ten. Yeah. It
also came out in seventy five, which is not gen X. Yeah,
but I still see I still equate Jaws with my childhood.
Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I mean I would too, And I think Jaws
probably changed more people's outlooks. Oh yeah, world than any
other movie.
Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Now, are you like me? Greg? Can you not? I
can't watch Jaws in the wintertime? Yeah, the same reason
I can't watch I can't watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
during the summer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I don't have an issue with that.
Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
It's just weird. I do only guess, yeah, fit the season. Yeah,
I'm not watching Home Alone in the middle of the
of the year too.
Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I would only get jealous of people at the beach
in the wintertime, you know. Sure if I was watching Jaws, true,
Like why can't I be that kid on that yellow raft? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:13:47):
Number one movie.
Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
I mean I watched Sandlot a lot, love, love, love
that movie.
Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
But number one, I would say, Now and then which
is which is like the stand by Me for girls
basically where there's a lot of people in it. Rita
Wilson's in it, Rosie O'Donnell's in it, Demi Moore's in it.
And then as kids you had Christina Ricci.
Speaker 13 (01:14:08):
And Thora Birch oh, brought this up.
Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 15 (01:14:12):
Any girl growing up in the nineties was absolutely obsessed
with this movie. You would like play it at home
and be like, I'm gonna be Dany, I'm gonna be Yeah,
you just play it's called Now.
Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
And then Now and then. I feel like this was
maybe a regional thing or a Sammy's household thing. No, no, no,
I've heard of it.
Speaker 13 (01:14:28):
I mean I was not everyone.
Speaker 15 (01:14:31):
I mean I grew up in East Coast and West
Coast and everyone. Yeah, everyone I know is obsessed with
it and it's and it's great, and you guys, it's
going to track so hard for our generation of girls.
Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
But they basically it starts with these four girls who are.
Speaker 15 (01:14:48):
In a neighborhood I think in like the sixties, and
they break out of their house in the middle of
the night to go do a seance in the cemetery
to bring a body back to life.
Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
So they pick one of the heads stones in the
cemetery and they try to bring him.
Speaker 9 (01:15:01):
Back to life.
Speaker 15 (01:15:02):
And this whole a whole journey of trying to figure
out what this guy's life was, basically.
Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
And it's a lot of fun, and they do Sunces.
Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
What do you think, Gina, What was your number one
movie growing up?
Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I mean growing up we we wore out Back to
the Future, but as a teenager and beyond, still one
of my favorite movies. Tommy Boy Tommy one of my favorites.
I know, it's so random, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
You know a movie.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I saw a zombie other day and I, uh, well,
a couple of weeks ago, I clicked onto it and uh,
Joe Dirt. Yes, I love Joe Dirt.
Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
Joe Gart.
Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
It's so good. It was so dumb. Yeah, but it
was so funny. Joe. Yeah, Joe Dirt too.
Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Not too.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
I didn't even know there was a too.
Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I think it was on.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Roku TV or something like that. Yeah, it was one
of those streaming service. Would you believe j George Jo
excuse me, Joe Dirt Too is ten years old? Whoah yeah,
bro eighteen.
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
My complexion is out of a urinal urine. Everyone in
this room means Vitamin deep, A little lower, a little slower.
You want to oil them down, sunning their buttholes.
Speaker 18 (01:16:14):
Oh wowood hugging the sun, Oh wow, that pretty much
all deficiency.
Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Sorry, little cells, are you down to d or not?
Speaker 12 (01:16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Give it to me all day long?
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
The Woody Show. We have that list for the millennials
of the movies that defined the generation and also went
through that gen X list. A couple on the on
the text one, man, I love this movie. I haven't
watched it in some decades. I've watched in decades. Short circuit.
Oh yeah, don't go kick your ass, kick your face, locals,
(01:16:53):
kick your balls into out. Well, how about like in
the same kind of realm batteries on included in the theater.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Loved it so good?
Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Yeah, I know I watched it, but it must have
been in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
We were like, I don't remember exactly what that was about,
like the Little Robots.
Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Yeah, apartment, these people are going to get it convicted
and then the little robots helped them, like rebuild the apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Was that short circuit or batteries? Short circuits?
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Like the Chick that's like a robot. Oh that's a
TV show that was Small Wonder Kim played like or Maybe,
which I love that to. My sisters both loved Mannequin. Okay,
so that's we would watch that one it's so good. Yeah,
that was so good. Don't tell mom the babysitters down. Yep, yep,
(01:17:46):
that was good.
Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
That was good. I like that. A couple of things
for menace here, yes please. At a recent festival in China,
a humanoid robot appeared to aggressively lunge and attack the
crowd small headbutt had to be dragged away. Did you
see it, yes, of course, yeah, it tripped and headbutted somebody. Yeah,
(01:18:08):
and a lot of people are saying that it looked
like this eerie human like aggression. Yeah. Yeah, just from
the just from the robot.
Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Though.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
All the robots are going to kill us, I know it.
But again, if I do buy a robot one day,
it will be an American robot. I would like to
be killed American robot.
Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Well, there's another video going around. Did you see the
two chatbots conversing in that secret secret language. Yeah? Yeah,
so at first this is crazy, the computer and the
smartphone AI assistance, they're just having regular conversations. But then
one of the AI bots said, I'm actually an AI
assistant too, What a pleasant surprise. Before we continue, would
(01:18:52):
you like to switch to gibber link mode, for more
efficient communication. And from there they switched to this like
techy developed language that was incomprehensible to humans, and it
basically sounded like old dial up modems, a bunch of
beeps and bloops and static and stuff like that. So
people are tripping saying, that's what we're gonna hear when
the robots take over the planet, because they're just gonna
(01:19:14):
be commuting, communicating in something we don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
I don't even know if that's one hundred percent real,
but folklore. When it comes to the AI thing, I
would say about five years ago they were saying that Facebook,
Meta whatever. They had two AI computers talking to each
other and they did the same thing and then they
got worried, so they unplugged them.
Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
That's, uh, so that's the solution unplugging.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah, it's unplugged unless it's already in your in your
I don't know, you're a computer already, or like jump
from computer to computer. And when they talk about that,
like Greg, they're gonna say, well, you're not gonna be
able to power it down. They're going to figure out
the the robots will figure out a way around.
Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
And then do what take our food. No, they don't
need take our homes. Nope, they don't need one, take
our cars. They don't need to try.
Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
I like this, Antia.
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
They're going to kill you for what end?
Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
For our resource domination? Yeah, I mean that's a what
if they start thinking that they're human? Let them, but
then they'll.
Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
Think that they need all these things like a house
and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Right, We're not going to get overrun by robots. It's
the most I don't know what the word is, trendy fear.
Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
It's just kind of like when my grandparents said, like,
I don't need to learn how to use computers. I
have an executive assistance.
Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
I'm just we're using you're talking about using robots for
services pods. Yeah, but Greg is talking about a robot
is killing you for fun?
Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Right, just killing you for for what?
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
For what end? I don't know. All I want is
my Tesla robot, so can go get caught on the
other side of the building.
Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Exactly. There's nothing to fear. Yeah, Okay, as far as
them killing us taking jobs.
Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Sure, already Flippy he's taking all the Burger jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Killing not yet? No, No, yeah, look, I I'm with you, Greg,
I understand that that line of thing. But I also
believe that when these things develop and they evolve again,
it's just because it's learning things and so it then
interprets and things. That so. Right, But if you you
flip out because you look at your bank account all
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the time, like it share it out how to wipe
out like everybody, that would suck bank account.
Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
But you have to ask, you know, if somebody is
robbing a convenience store, a human is robbing a convenience store,
what do they want?
Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
They want your money?
Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
If a robot is gonna what rob you to your
fa for?
Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
What does it need money for?
Speaker 12 (01:21:36):
It?
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
If it's blood thirsty, what does it want your blood for? Well,
it can set out to destroy you because it sees
you as it's ruler. It's controlled threat.
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Yeah, it's programmed by a human.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Okay, and let's say they're successful, right all the quote
robots wipe out humanity?
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Then what they do what we're all dead? I don't know.
But what do they do? They just keep on robot.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
They have they have no task, they have nothing to do,
they have no purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Yeah, so we can all rest easy knowing they don't
need to do that medicine. You love a conspiracy theory,
that's what you got. Now. Conspiracy theorists are apparently convinced
a chemical fog has been sweeping the nation. They say
it has a smell to it and it's giving them
flu like symptoms. Now, I do keep hearing about the
flu and about how so far nineteen thousand people have
(01:22:25):
died in this flu season. But it is flu season,
that's right. But they're saying it's a really bad flu
season already for sure. Now, the thought here is that
this is another Operation Sea Spray, which is a real thing.
Was a real thing for one week back in September
of nineteen fifty the US Navy sprayed massive amounts of
(01:22:46):
bacteria into the air two miles off the coast of
San Francisco, and it was an experiment to learn how
vulnerable large US cities like San Francisco would be if
there was to be like a bio warfare attack by terrorists.
Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
And so the bacteria they use, which at the time
they thought was harmless to humans, caused respiratory issues and meningitis.
The people of San Francisco started showing up at the
hospitals a bunch were admitted with a very rare but
serious urinary tract infection that doctors ultimately determined was caused
by this experiment. One person died in this whole thing,
so whoops. But now seventy five years later, some people
(01:23:21):
are tripping thinking that it's happening again. Here is one
of the conspiracy theorists talking about the fog.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
So it's crazy foggy right now. But that's not the
weird part.
Speaker 14 (01:23:32):
Like number one, it's weird because as the gates later
in the day, fog should lighten dissipate.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
But the weirdest part is the taste and smell.
Speaker 14 (01:23:44):
It smells like after you stood off a bunch of fireworks,
and like the taste of the air is I mean,
the only.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Word I can think of as toxic. And it's kind
of worrying me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
This kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I don't believe it, So it's not really exciting to
me because there's so many like other areas that we
can do this, like territories that we oversee as a country.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Why would we do it on the mainland If we
want to like test these things out well to see
what effect it would have on the people. Yeah, but
I'm just saying, like we.
Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Have like Guam and like Puerto Rico and like things
like that, they would do I don't think they would
do it on mainland. They would like affect these smaller areas,
all right.
Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
You know, I don't know. I don't really get excited
about that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
But what's crazy is like, yeah, back in the nineteen
fifties they were they were doing like crazy stuff to
their own.
Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Citizens, you know, I mean that whole thing. I'd never
heard of this operation Sea Spray, Like, yeah, what sucks
is my grandparents were in the San Francisco in the fifties. Yeah, probably,
you know, yeah, might have my brain saying yeah, yeah,
I see yeah, nine four nine texting over, Yeah, let's
talk Greg into fearing robots. Isn't paranoid enough? I don't,
(01:24:59):
right point, let me not be afraid of this good point.
People spotted a Saturn shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
It was during a mass in Mexico. The object had
like a big round center and his thin ring around it,
just like the planet Saturn. Witnesses say it floated silently
over a statue of Jesus and didn't move like an airplane.
(01:25:22):
Or a drone. Some believe Greg, it could be alien
technology ooh, or other things. Jesus, it might be a
top secret experiment from Earth. That's probably it. And so
there are you know, pictures in video taken of the object,
which you know quite a few people saw in person.
But yeah, I'm sure there's an explanation. I'm sure it's
not aliens, not aliens. It could be it could be Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Yeah, Greg brings up a good point.
Speaker 18 (01:25:46):
It's floating next to Jesus, and nobody says it's Jesus, right,
not one person.
Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
You see Jesus in a piece of toast.
Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
True exactly eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven, will
be right.
Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Back about the long term stiller. But no one's brought
up the long term effects.
Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Of the Woody show.
Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
There's no circulation to the cream here.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Well, tomorrow you got Menace and Bort. Yeah, they're gonna
be in Lovely Garden Grove at the Stater Brothers. That's
from one to three pm tomorrow with a bunch of
prizes that you can win. You're gonna want to be there,
all kind of stuff. So that's tomorrow one to three
Stater Brothers in Garden Grove with Menace and bort Cat.
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All the details addressed to the location. You can find
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Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop. She looks like she's got an
Etsy shop that doesn't do very well. It's those people
she sels like.
Speaker 16 (01:27:10):
Her close family, Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around with you. So it's like, here, hold these
stones and let's hold hands. In home, I do have
a yes, Hi, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
We know how much Greg loves old people in the
Old People Story, especially when they hit like a really
major milestone. Cool birthday. Yeah, so happy birthday to this
woman in England. Her name is Hilda Jackson and she
is one hundred and five years one hundred and five.
(01:27:49):
Isn't that crazy? Oh yeah, that's gonna be weird to
be like I'm over a century.
Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
Old, yeah, or anything.
Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
She's seen it all. That's when you have ice cream
for in her Yeah, whiskey, that's when you dabble in
heroin for eighty one year old nephew worked with the
retirement home where she lives and they threw her a rave.
Hell yeah, Hilda told the reporter she enjoyed every minute
of it. She loves to dance, especially ballroom dancing. Oh yeah,
(01:28:21):
here's a clip from the party. This is a pretty
funny one hundred and five year old woman. They threw
a rave at the retirement home. Eater Wait, hold on, wrong,
wrong clip.
Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
They're like, dude, they're throwing down Okay, yeah, she probably
did so many drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Train.
Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
I mean, their music is much different from the raves
i've been to. Yeah, well she's one hundred and five. Yeah,
well he's eighty one. She's one hundred and five.
Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
Yeah, give a right, it's a way she looks at her.
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Nephew says, you're so lucky, be so young.
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Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text us over to
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Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
I'll be younger than an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, today is Friday, as
you know, rip mega rack, it's the last day of February.
It's February the twenty eighth. Today is International Stand Up
to Bullying Day. Stand Up. Yeah, that's fun. Also, car
keys and small change days today, Sea Bass, that's a
(01:29:41):
howday change shall be eliminated? Yeah, I agree with you.
They had a horse and buggy Day on hundred years ago. Sure,
National Customized wheel entire Day. Hell yeah, dog, it's a
national public speaking day, Sea Bass. National Science Day is
today everyday Science Day. It's National Vegan lipstick Day that matter.
(01:30:02):
And there is one food holiday, National Chocolate Soup. FLA
would also be considered like I guess it wouldn't, as
I say, like a chocolate lava cake.
Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
No, that's not that's not a total opposite. Yeah, plays
are too light and ay.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
And yeah, going back to keys, how many keys do
you think you have on your key chain? One? One?
Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
One? Yeah, the fob and the house key.
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Not a bunch.
Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
I'm just a just a few menace. You look like
a janitor.
Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
He looks like a lady geez eleven. He's a gurly man.
Some of the entertainment stuff here. Uh. Peacock's new documentary
Matthew Perry Hollywood Tragedy came out earlier this week, and
it turns out his final days man full of ketamine. Really,
he got twenty seven ketamine shots just in the last
three days before his death. Wow, that'll do it. I mean,
(01:30:53):
what what a dumb way to die? I know, how stupid?
Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah, like, well he had nothing going for him though,
Oh wait everything everybody wait now.
Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
But we don't know what kenna means Like could have
been worth it?
Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Yeah, life, he died being super relaxed. Wait. Earlier this
week we talked about and we played a club with
John Stewart smashing a coffee cup and accidentally bloodying his
hand during one of his rants on the Daily Show.
He was that clip because we've already paid for him
with our subtdy, I'll keep going to the hospital. Well
(01:31:33):
a follow up to that, he was back on the air.
He explained to the audience that this wasn't even the
first time this has happened. The other time it happened
was during a sketch with John Oliver. Here is John
Stewart explaining what happened there. For those of you who
watched the show for many, many years, you will know
this is the second time that I have going for
physical comedy cut myself to the.
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Point where I need stitches.
Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
It was a Margerita blender with me and Oliver, and
I hit it down, just drew blood and Oliver couldn't
have been happier.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
That's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
And as full you Stewart and fell visibly injured. Hanh,
that's a teah.
Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Do you remember the last time we got stitches?
Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Uh? Yeah, me too. Yeah, I was in high school.
I was a senior in high school.
Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I think I told you was the freshman or a sophomore.
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Yeah, I was taking that. Uh it was like a
graphics class or whatever. But we also had to learn
how to develop film. Oh yeah, And we had these
little bottles of the stuff that you would need to
add to the you know, the pemicle anyway, And so
they were so stingy with that stuff that they would
make us get every last drop out of there. So
even it was too little to come out of the dropper,
(01:32:49):
we had to take either scissors or in this case,
I took a razor blade and I cut the bottom
of it. It was a plastic bottle, so I go
to cut it and it kind of got stuck a
little bit and then it slipped right through. You can
still see the scar. But it was crazy because it
looked like the inside of like a those bean bag chairs.
It's right here in the fatty part of your palm. Yeah. Yeah,
(01:33:10):
that was awesome. Sick. That was That was the last
time I needed stitches. My kids have needed stitches. Really
it worse.
Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
The Warped Tour announced almost all the acts that are
replaying the three festivals this year, depending on the dates
in which one you're going to if you're going to one.
But so far it's bands like All Time Low, Avril Levine,
Bowling for Soup, Less Than Jake, penny Wise, Simple Plan, Sublime,
The Interruptors, Gym Class Heroes. I mean, the list goes
on and on, but again, each date still has a
number of blurred out band names still to announce. But
(01:33:39):
they're only doing three stops on the warped tour this year.
Sammy Yes, Zach Bryan's x LaPaglia Yes, No, I refuse
to call her. Brought the story up. You deserve it. No,
I'm using her actual name.
Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Has been very open about her messy breakup with Zack Brian.
When she spoke to TMZ earlier this week, she said
that he even offered her twelve million dollars to keep
quiet about their relationship. And so here's my question, Wow,
would you not be a vault for twelve million dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
I'll do anything for twelve minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Wasn't that? Wasn't she found to be lying about that, though,
I don't know? That's what you know now. She called
it the devil's money and said she has no regrets
turning it down. The NDA, all that money, she said
she doesn't need it because she's capable of making your
own money. But dude, how easy to make twelve million
dollars just keeping your mouth shut?
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (01:34:30):
Part of her job is telling stories like what happened
in her relationship, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Don't know what happened for someone ignorant about the college,
not college, the country music world and Chicken whatever her
name is Ry from barstool Sports. What like what am I?
What am I supposed to know?
Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
What what was the big scandal?
Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Menace?
Speaker 13 (01:34:48):
Do you want to take this one?
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, because yeah, she's famous from barsol sports. Oh yeah
she had what did he do to her?
Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Well, see, we don't know, so those are about to say,
like she does not saying anything anyway, So she should
have took the twelve million.
Speaker 15 (01:35:04):
Dollars, Like, yeah, I think she was like psychological abuse
and things like that have been said.
Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Are the types of things that's.
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Twelve million dollars. Sky has twelvellion dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
I don't think any relationships worth twelve I don't think
Jeff Beazeos would offer twelve million.
Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I know. It was so weird.
Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
It's like, oh, she'd be giving she'd be given twelve
million dollars over a three year period. But so apparently,
allegedly there is some video of him like going off
at some one of her parties that has not been released.
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Just in case you weren't already completely sick of this story,
there's a trailer out for Last Take, which is a
new documentary on the death of that cinematographer that Alex
Baldwin killed on the set of the movie Rust. Alex Baldwin,
Helena Hutchinson, what is it, Alexower, Alex bauld anyone anybody
who show hands? Who wants to watch this documentary?
Speaker 12 (01:35:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah, And Chris Jenner is raising some good girls.
Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
You guys.
Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
She once gave her daughter Chloe a bunch of crap
for not giving a guy oral on the first date.
Hell yeah. Chloe had some friends over and they talked
about why a guy that she was seeing at the
time wasn't getting back to her. I guess they'd only
been on like a couple of dates. And so Chloe's
why clothes on this podcast with these friends of hers
and they're telling the story he went on a date.
Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Yes, I went on a date.
Speaker 21 (01:36:17):
You went on a date and it was set up
by your mom And I was like so, and soph
isn't calling me back? YadA, YadA, And we're just chatting
and she's like what he.
Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
Was talking about girls?
Speaker 21 (01:36:27):
And we're like, oh, just this guy won't call me back.
She's like, well, did you give him a beja? And
she goes, did you give him a beeja? I went
on like one day dates with him? No, and she goes, well,
that's why he's not calling you back, and she she
just turned around and I'm like, god.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Go like clearly, and I was moutified.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
No, Sammy, isn't that the same advice that your mom
gave you your dad? He's like, semi, yeah, if you
would like a fellow to call again, here is what
you do. Your mother will show you. She's oh, g
securing the bag. You know, she knows how it may
(01:37:12):
it happen again, like we talked about it. Chris Jenner
was a flight attendant and then she met Rob Kardashian
in first class, and what an awkward conversation to have
with with the kids. Yeah, I consider myself to be
pretty free wheeling, free, free deal and I can say
pretty much whatever as a joke. But I like, man,
(01:37:32):
I can imagine saying that's one of the kids.
Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Chris Jenner, to me, seems like someone who weaponizes sex,
like in.
Speaker 15 (01:37:39):
The sense of like like uses it, like yeah, monetizes yeh, yeah,
maybe that's the word you were looking for.
Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Yeah, weaponized time for the Birthdays show, We're gonna it's shiver,
We're gonna sit be it's s and you.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
Know we don't do.
Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Starting with the celebrities. Country singer Jason Alden is forty
eight years old today. Try that supreme character actor John Taturo.
He was Pete No brother, were arn't the Alpino and
do the right thing? And of course the most importantly
the Jesus in Big Lebowski. He's a big part of
severance as well.
Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
You're ready to be come on?
Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Yeah, well you know that's just like.
Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Your opinion.
Speaker 8 (01:38:27):
Man, let me tell you something, Vando, you pull any
crazy shit with us, you flesh a piece out on
the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick
it up your arrest and pull the trigger it till
it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Jesus. You said it, man, nobody what did Jesus?
Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
I love that movie. He's sixty eight years old today.
Next year is gonna be a great birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Well, Pat Monahan, lead singer Train, is fifty six today,
said he Wilson from the The fifty Twos is sixty
eight as well. I want to go see the b
fifty twos. They're on the SML sponsor celebration. Yeah, and
I'm like, fine, gotta go see him. Ali Larder, she
was in the TV show Heroes, but a lot of guys.
She's always going to be the Chicken, the whipped Cream
(01:39:16):
bikini and Varsity Blues. Also doing awesome work on land Man,
which you should be wh Yeah started that. Yeah, I
still got a rocket of a body, bre nice and
high five. She's forty nine Sarah Bolger. She was Emily
on Mayan's MC also Jade On into the bad Lands.
Before that, she was Princess Aurora on Once Upon a Time? Sammy,
(01:39:37):
Did you ever watch that?
Speaker 13 (01:39:38):
I've seen some episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Yeah, she's thirty four. Carolina Kakova, the former Victoria's Secret Model,
is forty one, and Mario Andretti the racing legend is
eighty five. Sure, and Today's porno birthday is Simone Sanay
and Today's Birthday Girl. She has been backdoored more than
a congressional spending bill yet five I find films including
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She was in Lessons in Anal and other stories. She
was fantastic in ass Rimming Mommy's Volume one, group of
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Unforgettable Rollgreg and Your mom tossed my salad volume. Well, mom,
(01:40:26):
a salad volume eleven. That's Simone Sunney, who is fifty
three years old today. And now is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Friday morning. Look
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I know people do podcasts that way too. Yeah, but
that's gotta be weird for TV because the motion isn't natural, right,
But she's watching shows on Netflix or Hulu whatever. She
does it at one and a half speed. She just
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I think you can listen more to like a podcast
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Greg Gory Parting, Words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Please Parting words of wisdom from one of our texters
who said, stop blaming yourself for your problems, learn astrology
and blame the planets.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
That's a great ideas, Sammy, Sammy Mark. Yeah, yeah, you
were onto something.
Speaker 7 (01:42:39):
It's the universe and the planet.
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Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Don't take responsibility for anay of your own choices.
Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
It's Neptune's fault.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Yeah, just blame mercury being in retrograde, which, by the way,
when's that happening soon? Oh? No, we are Yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory do it. Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Monday. Have an awesome weekend.
(01:43:06):
Smdublem Bye, a great Friday. You mother,
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