FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 3rd 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, While you were away: Gina & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's done to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. It's our first show

(00:49):
of a new month. Is March the third, twenty twenty five.
It's a Monday morning, brand new week. Thank you for
being here and joining us to start your day and
your week. My name is Woody. That is good Menace
is right MEU? What is up? Woody? Well, you know Monday, Menace,
Happy Monday. Have a wonderful weekend ran new week. It

(01:09):
was somewhat busy, but not like an exciting busy. Just
you know. We hadday. We had payday on Friday. Do
you treat yourself to anything? Did you buy anything? No? No, no,
even like a T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've kind of gone like on a I've kind of
gone like on a on a shoe kick. Hell yeah,
I bought like three new pairs because like Nike keeps
sending me these emails. I'm like, oh those are cool. Yeah,
Like there was one email and I bought like the
same style three different colors. Oh sweet, you know, so
I'm going hip hop, dude, I'm going like all street.
You know what I mean. I got to keep someone ice, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got to coordinate my look you know what I'm saying.

(01:43):
Sure you want that drip. But I realized I was
wearing the same pair of shoes for like two years
in a row, every single day. I'm like, what am
I doing? Yes, I have all these other shoes, Like
I can wear other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
It's years in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh yeah, every day same you can wash in between.
There's Gina grad Hey, Sammy's here. We got Sea Basterre's bort.
We got our friend Morgan, our associate producer. We got
vonn Our, video producer. It's the first time in a
long time in Friday we had this. But everybody's here.

(02:15):
Isn't that insane? All Right? So we have a lot
going on today, weekend Cheers and jeers, Menace, word of
the Day, all the trending news headlines. We'll get to that. Also,
some stuff in the world of entertainment, Birthday's, porn of Birthday.
Those are gonna come up here later on this hour
on The Woody Show. But let's start the week off
right with some mother fin food news. Oh man, so

(02:43):
much food news news food news. So the news lately
has been nothing, but you know, price of eggs going up,
the new searcharge of Denny's and waffle house. McDonald's. They
have a new deal on the eight mcmuffins that just
started yesterday in honor of the fiftieth birthday of the
breakfast menu McDonald's. So happening now through the end of
this month, the end of March. You can get a

(03:05):
buy one, get one free sausage egg McMuffin the no
by using the app, you we make it more complixing
and you got it by the way, you got to
order delivery through the app. Oh yeah, Now they had
a deal yesterday, but you know that was just on
the day of the anniversary. But that's done.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
But doing I want more than a cold egg McMuffin.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
On this egg thing? Did you see the story? The
Border Patrol said there have been a twenty nine percent
increase in eggs being confiscated because people are bringing them
across the border from Mexico and the United States. So
between October twenty twenty four and last month, that's compared
to the same time period last year. And they're just
reminding everyone that uncooked eggs are prohibited entry from Mexico

(03:49):
into the US. Failure to declare and you know these
agricultural items can end up getting you find ten thousand dollars. Yeah,
that's crazy, right.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
That is insane.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, smuggling eggs now used to be like balloons worth
of cocaine and ows. All right, Taco Bells crunch Rap
Supreme had officially been around for twenty years as of
this year, a time gone. It debuted in two thousand
and five, their most successful product launch ever, and now
they're launching a new mini crunch Rap option called crunch

(04:21):
Rap Sliders and men As. You're going to a Taco
Bell thing tomorrow. Yes, the Live Moss Live events. So
this is the one that I went to last year
wearing the super Bowl in the Super Bowl in Vegas. Yeah,
and then they pretty much did like an Apple keynote
where they just told you all the items that they're
going to drop for the entire year, and at the
end of the party you get to try all of them.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
So it was supposed to be in Los Angeles in
early July, but because of the fires, they moved it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, so it's in New York City. So he's flying
to New York City tomorrow. Yes, going to this thing.
He'll be on the air tomorrow. He's gonna be dialed
in from New York and then he's flying right back.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
So we have not attended the Apple Events, Samsung event event.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
But I'm going to the Taco Bell events.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Is a Taco Bell event shows how fat Planet is.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
And by the way, tomorrow's Fat Tuesday. So yeah, yeah,
so the events on Fat Tuesday. Now here's the thing.
Are they ever going to become an official sponsor? We've
done so much, We did trips to the Taco Bell
test kitchen. They send you to this thing, but will
they ever be like a paid partner sponsor of the
Woodie Show. That's my question. You even offer to get
a Taco Bell tattoo at one point.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Well, if ever is going to happen, it would start
in April. Okay, Well, already had a couple of meetings
about it.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Now, this mini crunch rap thing, the crunch wrap sliders,
there's only one kind of steak and caso crunch rap.
They're half the size, but you do get two when
it comes to the green chili Caeso dipping song. Not
clear how long they're going to be selling them, but
they're listed as a limited time thing. I did go
to Taco Bell last week to try to get and
try the chicken nuggets. Gone. Really they're already gone. Do

(06:05):
Giorno and Hidden Valley Ranch. They're partnering up on these
two tangy, cheesy frozen pies. There's a spicy rancheroni hey
thin crust pizza as well as a chicken bacon ranch
stuffed crust pizza. The Ranch being the most popular pizza
dipping sauce more than garlic, more than marinaera, more than

(06:26):
cheese buffalo sauces. So it only makes sense both ranch
pizzas they're gonna be popping up its stores sometime this spring.
I'd be willing to try those.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I try all of them.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
National Pancake Day is tomorrow, and to celebrate, I Hop
is giving away free pancakes. So go to your local
I Hop between seven am and eight pm tomorrow receive
a free short stack of their original buttermilk pancakes. Yes,
you get the three pancakes top with you know, whip butter,
your choice of flavored syrup, and the pancakes are free,
no strings, attached, Greg, No, don't.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
But then they ask you to make a donation, which
you should anyway. Right, they do some.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Angle that's for something else. This is Yeah, it seems like.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
There's five pancake days a year. Yeah, eighteen donut days.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah. See, I hop will also be attempting to break
the world record for most pancakes served in eight hours. Oh,
this already happened. I wonder if they did it. Yeah,
I was over the weekend. Yeah, March I got invited,
but I can. Yeah, they're going to try to serve
it and again don't know the results. So they're going
to serve twenty thousand pancakes per hour and donating one
dollar per pancake to the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank.

(07:34):
Right then, Yeah, some other food news news. You saw
that Subway is bringing back the Bogo foot long deal.
Oh yeah, so now through March tenth, you get a
free foot long sub with the purchase of another. To
get the deal, you got to use the code FLb ogo,
so FL like foot long long Bogoo when you order

(07:57):
on the Subway app or online app. And there are
some exclusions. The Beast, the five met Italian, the garlic
roast beef sub So she got that. Oh, here's some
sweets for you.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Baskin Robins is adding their new chocolate chip Cheesecake ice
cream flavor as Flavor of the Month for March along
with the five, six and seven dollars beverage deal. Now,
the chocolate Chip Cheesecake ice Cream includes a combination of
cheesecake and chocolate flavored ice creams blended with chocolate chips,
cheesecake pieces, and cookie crumb swirls. It can also be

(08:34):
enjoyed as a milkshake in place of any other ice
cream flavor. And that five, six and seven dollars beverage
deal that includes all their frozen beverages all day a day.
Price did five for a small, six for a medium,
seven for eight large.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
My all time favorite milkshake is from basking Robin's just
chocolate chocolate chip because you drink it and it's smooth,
and then at the bottom of the cup at the
end you have all the excess chocolate. No problem with
that thing. Amazing.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah, and it's weird. Somebody's been dead silent this whole
segment that's going on.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Sammy.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Yeah, wow, let me know when.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Meal so no egg McMuffin.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
No, really, I.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
I don't even know.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
I think the only time I've ever had any kind
of breakfast from a fast food place was here.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
And I only did that one time.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Okay, I don't I never even like growing up, if
we went to fast food, it was never breakfast.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
I never had it. That's why I was silent.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
What you go to order a taco bell?

Speaker 9 (09:44):
I've never been to taco bell?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
I had it one time, and that was because I
was with a group of people in the bar and
somebody running back and I tried somebody.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
No.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
I just I about.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Pizza.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Who is Yeah, she did an entire pizza by yourself.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
But did that thing like pizza places like I? Again,
I haven't really had I probably have had it a
couple of times. It's not something that like in my life.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Can we do a pancakes?

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I'm just I commented on the pancakes like ice pancakes, pancakes,
sandwiches like subway, I mean.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
No, I don't eat subways.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
And then basket no ice cream doesn't get I like
ice cream? Yeah? Did that sound interesting at all? The
homemade chocolate chip cheesecake ice cream.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Sounds more than we do.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
A Tuesday takeover. Literally, it's just the Sami show.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh I don't eat that. I've never been to talk about.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
Jesus all trying to let you guys do your thing
and then you pull me in and then crap on me.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm just surprised, Like you've never been to talk like
one time with those friends. That's it. That's it.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Cream know you're a Taco Bell person. Like we used
to go at lunch when I was in high school,
but I never got anything because I.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Didn't next compet you're missing out talking rushing water Like
were you as disappointed as Menace was in nineteen ninety
seven when they discontinued the four alarm double decker taco Yeah, that's.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Why I don't go there, because they discontinue that.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
I don't even know what you're talking to.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, she's gonna keep us from getting that Taco Bell
sponsorships at it takes a lot of Sammy shut up.
All right, Well, anyway, there's your food news. We're gonna
take a quick break more what he shows next? Hang
on right back?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
What do you show?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
Podcast listeners It's Menace. Heads Up listener meet up again
this Saturday, March eighth in Lomita, California at w s
S Shoe Store from eleven am to one pm. It's
the grand opening, and I'm telling you I'm gonna go
even bigger this time when it comes to prizes. So
come meet up with me this Saturday, March eighth, in Lomita, California,

(12:03):
at the WSS Shoe Store eleven am to one pm.
In the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 10 (12:11):
I go to go close out of the Zoom app
and what do I see?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I see my boss still on camera laying on the
ground with the does out, and there was a stranger.
She was rubbing pino on them. In the Woody Show,
It's another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Monday, brand new week and a new month. March third,

(12:36):
twenty twenty five. Yeah, not Zoom, but Skype is going
away to see that.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Ye yea.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
My in laws don't know what to do. I'm like,
here's a billion other OSTs, but they're so lost. Skype's
the only thing they know. Yeah. It's like, well, how
are we going to save the kidd Acond, I'm Moundy.
That's Greg Gory, there's Menace. What is that Gina grag
Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Good morning there, Sea man.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
That was my question five years ago. What the hell
is this zoom thing we're all doing now?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah? What happened to skype zoom?

Speaker 11 (13:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I mean, there's the FaceTime, there's plenty of other options.
Sammy's here, Marnin. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Jeers.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
That's six. So how was everybody's weekend? Weekend cheers and jeers.
We'll start with you Menace. Oh damn, he's okay.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I got it.

Speaker 11 (13:36):
I even made a note about it. I just want
to make sure I didn't forget something. But I catch
you unprepared, No, no, no, I was just trying to
pull up a screen. So I had a lovely meet
up with a bunch of listeners and it's awesome just
to you know, interact with them and how supportive they
are of the show that that Rules.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
And then I had some free time. So I've been
watched a new show on Netflix. It's called Running Points.
It's with Kate Hudson. It's about running a basketball team
as a comedy. I really really enjoyed it. It's pretty
much like based around the owner of the Lakers. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I loved it. I hope it gets a season two

(14:14):
because now I watched the whole season. It's called running Point,
Running Point. It's all about basketball. I love that. And
now I think my only jeers is you know, we're
busy for the next couple of months, and I won't
get to spend a lot of time with my dogs.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You know, babies, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
We're gonna be yeah, but we'll be gone on like
weekends and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Weekends, pre cheers, Yeah, my little baby. Don't you see
the dogs every day when you get home?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I do.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
But you know, weekend time is like when you get
like you can throw the ball and yeah, talk about around,
talk about girls, more cuddles.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know, oh oh sweet? So yeah, all right, Greg
Gory weekend cheers and.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Jeers polar opposite of Manister where he had to search
for a jeer and it was a pre tear. I
have no cheer, nothing but jeers.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
This weekend suck.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I hated this weekend. I hope I forget this weekend.
I got so sick I could barely move. I couldn't
get out of bed. I think I was in bed
for about ninety seven percent of the weekend.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
That was probably your crash.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I think.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
So it absolutely sucked because when you get on a
tear in life right like you're just going NonStop. When
you finally stop, sometimes your body just let's go right
and all of a sudden it just comes crashing.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
But my body lied to me on Friday after work,
I thought, okay, made it through. Noop noop, noop noop, nope,
got went straight downhill, got got him in the trigger.
Ultra sick, and so the weekend absolutely sucked. Did you
have like a fever or like what was like a
shield sick? And I took my temperature. It did not
have an actual fever, but I just felt feverish where

(16:01):
you're weak, can barely walk, can barely move, achy freezing cold,
and then just crazy hot.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
And no fever. That's that's no temperature.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Maybe I took my temperature at the wrong time. I
got the fancy digital one and everything, so no fever.
So the weekend sucked. My only cheers, I guess is
walking in here, and Woody, your facial hair is on fire.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
It does look very nice.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Very well Shavedah, it looks good. I'm jealous of good
facial hair. And then cheers. I did have some ice
cream this weekend. Good for you, salted caramelufle. Okay, all right,
all right, so there's a cheers, ice cream and Woodi's
beard get together again. Like the weekend sucked.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
All right, Gina, grad weekend cheers and jeers cheers.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
Took your advice Woody, and got a babysitter for the kid,
went out for Mexican food with the husband. It was
glorious just sitting there, were like, we'll have more chips.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
We don't want to eat, and we just don't want
to leave. We just want to stay right here.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
And see, I've been trying to convince Gina of this.
I don't understand the people who feel the need to
do everything with their kids. I know, like you got
to have that time to yourself, like even just to
go to dinner and have some Mexican food bottomless chips.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Oh god, it was so good and no, no big deal.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
And you're gonna get to the point, which we are
at this point, like if we're just going out to dinner.
We don't need a sitter like you just you leave
the kids and then you know.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, put them on a leash yet a dog.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Bole.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Now, this hasn't been a long time that we've been
in that in that world only because like the kids,
you know, you have the one right. It's easier because
you know who are they going to fight with? Yeah,
we were always like, oh man, if we leave these
two kids, because they constantly kill each other and they
started to get into screaming matches. And the last thing
you want, because the last thing that's gonna make my

(17:52):
evening good is my wife getting calls from the house.
Well he did this and cheated that, and it's constant.
Now that's the whole. That's what's going to dominate your
night out right, you don't know what's going on house.
We're gonna be coming down the place burned down, yep.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
And that's the other thing I said.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
You know, we're talking, great place, you're in a gramso hell,
I'm so happy.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I am too.

Speaker 12 (18:09):
We're talking and the conversation starts sort of veering like
the kids. So I was like, please just forty five
more minutes, please, anything else.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
So that was fun.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
It was great because the detox really really necessary. As
you know, It's like Greg, like, we didn't realize until
we went to dinner how.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Sick we were.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
And I give I give Gina a lot of credit
because she and her husband they do a lot with
the kids, way more than I would ever agree.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
To doan Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, oh, we're gonna
go to the pumpkin patch and then we're gonna go
do this other kid thing, and then we're gonna do this.
Like it's not just stuff that you are interested in doing.
It's all stuff for the entertainment of a child. Almost
never stuff interesting all day every day, and you know
you feel, say, are you saying she's an overscheduling helicopter parent.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
No, let me just go places.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm saying, you know, I don't see any bounce in
there whatsoever, anything for themselves, which I was like, hey,
and she's like, well, how do you do this? I said,
it's called babysitters, Gina.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah, And now we're like, I'm getting a big time.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Getting you find a couple that you like, find one
that's good for when you want to go out of town.
For a weekend.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
We got a couple of those, and I doesn't mind.
It's a win win, right.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Dude, you guys are really selling.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
They love breaks, you.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Need breaks, and they love new meat. They love fresh
blood like babysitters.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Oh God for those people, then they are their own parents.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
So that that ruled. Jeers. We gave it the old college.

Speaker 12 (19:42):
Try with this like parade of planets. Thing didn't happen.
Light pollution, couldn't make it work. Tried so excited members.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
So they're all going to be in a row and telescope.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
We tried, but we're not. We're We took it out back.
We thought we were in like a dark.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
But we could. I saw it online. It saved me
from going outside idea Sea Bass weekend.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Cheers and jeers. Well, cheers to Taint McGray. Now, if
you don't know who she is, I've been seeing her
prices for several years. Her name is Taint, as a mena,
says McGray. She was the musical guest on started out
live and she has brought back the era of the
stripper singer and I'm fully appreciative of that. That yeah,
well he's well, here's the thing. It's it's like I

(20:27):
don't I never listened to one ounce of her music,
but I've seen her gyrating at like the NHL halftime
show on s n L. I think this is like
classic Britney Spears when she first came out like that, right,
like like you, the words don't matter, the music doesn't matter.
Look at me, Gyrae splits and check out I'm wearing
she pop, Oh yeah, oh yeah time pop. But taint McGray,

(20:51):
I've heard of taint McGray McGray. She was on this
again the musical guest on Satday.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
So I usually skip. I ually sip the musical guest
because it's usually boring. What do you think the as
gyrating and stuff goes? Are you found she's doing like splits.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
On these metal chairs now was standing one like she
and ate her above?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Does she meet your standards? My question? Okay, here's the
thing with Taint. Is she hell a person? Is this?
She's what mid twenties sa.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Taint howls, taint taint McGray twenty one. Okay, you know
what she's getting there, which better than you know the
Britney Spears countown or no, it wasn't the Britney Spears countdown people.
It was the Olsen Twins countdown people. Oh yeah, I
went to the guy who had one of those calendars. Yeah,
well into his forties. Wow, uh creepy. Yeah, it's it's

(21:39):
pop whatever. But sure that's that's that's so good for her,
good for taint. So you would like her because she
is way into hockey, like is hockey theme. So she's
a pop start you can give behind from Calgary. She
dated I think hockey player it at first. Now she's
the only thing that she's not an eight at is
she's dating that dork kid Larroy, who what a what
a stupid little we ween that he's Yeah, he was

(22:01):
on like.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
A Justin Bieber song a while ago.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Oh yeah he looks like Justin Bieber.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, it was a Scooter ron for a while.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Yeah, he's a it's a little dork little but he's
also twenty one, so it's age appropriate. I suppose a
jeer speaking of their night live to jeers to that crowd.
This is now the second year in a row that
Shane Gillis has eaten it on the opening doing his
opening monologue. And for folks that don't know, yes, Shane
was hired by s Andel and fired before he even
got on stage because of some old podcast clips that

(22:27):
got that smeared him. But he's now come back to
host twice as a stand up and.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
A little rough and both times by the way, they do.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
You know, they have a rehearsal at eight o'clock in
a live show at eleven thirty. So it's not like
he hasn't got out there and worked this. He's been
probably doing this material on the road for the past year.
But man, do they not like him.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
And he's got the crowd.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
It's such a like like puckered up, stuck up, the
stick up their ass. He anything that he does because
they and they know that too. I think they're they're
pre plnged for him, and he's you know, he's been
at a stand up for fifteen years probably now he's
I'm sure he's bombed before everyone has. He doesn't know
what to do with their energy and it's just a weird,
awkward back and forth that has not worked out.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Now he goes, oh you think you like that one,
wait for this.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Going.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
But it's one of the guys who kind of revels
in it, you know, well, yes, because he knows what
his material is and he's got to know that. You know,
people at least publicly will do that. Grown Oh they
might even think it's funny, but oh it's so awkward.
I get that sometimes in this room with people that
I know are on the same page. But when we
the mics go on and go, oh oh really yeah,

(23:37):
oh maybe it's your delivery.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
But yeah, maybe there's there's a difference between reveling it,
like nor McDonald used to just revel in dying on
this is all this shadow Shane Gas is a little different.
It's a little more awkward, and you guys go back
and watch.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
It's kind of a big guy.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
And I know what that that whole crowd in the
theater losers is thinking at SNL is They're like, this
is the end that a lot of these sketches are about.

Speaker 13 (23:58):
He was.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
He was the bully and high school. I'm sure he
you know, this is the guy he shouldn't like. So
I think there's there's just a dynamic that they haven't
figured out yet.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Wow, what about you, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Well, like Greg, my weekend sucked and it was very
difficult to find a cheers, But I did. My cheers
is to Bree Clark. She's a gymnast who goes to
Clemson and she's the first college athlete to ever land
successfully land the Simone the Biles won, which is a
move that Simone Biles created, which is it's on She

(24:31):
did it on floor. It's a double layout with the
twist at the end with a half twist at the end,
which makes it very difficult because it's a blind landing.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
So first college athlete to ever land that skill.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Only five in the world, including Simone herself, have ever
even landed that, so.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I could do it.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Cheers to Bree Clark. My jeers is to Beastings.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
My dog got a besting the walk on Saturday and
I was like a mile away from home when she
got stung and she wouldn't, you know, walk or anything.
I pick her up, I start rushing her home. Then
we have to stop. She starts vomiting.

Speaker 9 (25:06):
I'm trying to get her home as soon as I can.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I get her home, she vomits again, and so that's like,
you know, going into shock and having a reaction. So
I rushed her to the animal hospital. By the time
we got there, she was like wheezing and having trouble breathing.
I guess once they got her back in the room,
she vomited again, with a bunch of blood in it.
Oh my god, it was just no, she wasn't no,
she got stung on the poly like she stepped on

(25:28):
a beach.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
I wasn't even really like she got stung.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
So what happened was they were like, Okay, we're kind
of busy right now. She'll be ready in about an hour.
We have to give her fluids and other stuff and whatever.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Cool.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
I ended up being at the animal hospital for four
hours because other animals kept getting rushed in that were
like real emergencies and you could tell, so she kept
getting put on the back burner, which kind of made
me feel better because you're like, Okay, she's not severe
enough to be, you know, a crazy emergency. But then
I had to sit there and watch all these other

(26:01):
animals come in in like not great shape, and it
just was not a fun week. And then I came
home with all this medication for her that makes no
sense together whatever.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
So yeah, it's been fun.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Because this one needs to be taken three times a day,
every eight hours. This one's twice a day, every twelve hours,
and this one's once a day, and this one can't
has to be taken on an empty stomach and with
no other medications. And then this one has to be
thirty minutes before she eats, and then this one needs
to be mixed with our food.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
I swear to God, it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh no, do you have Do you have the pet insurance? No?
But because your dog is of a certain age, right,
I'm assuming the doctor a lot. I'm assuming, like you know,
this is when it started coming in hand, and not
for unexpected beast things, but just in general, like you know,
as people age, as animals age, they need more great carry.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
Oh yeah, but I had it for her for one
a one year period and I never used it.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
So I spent all that money and never had to
use it.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
And even the amount that I ended up having to pay,
if I had the health insurance for a fully year
for her, it still wouldn't have come out to how
much I would have paid.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
For insurance itself. So it doesn't cover as much.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
As what I usually need it for, which is teeth
cleanings and stuff like that. So no, I don't have it,
but I still think it's cheaper for me to not
have it because she is of a certain age that's
expensive to have.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
And Menace the number one question when it comes to
this kind of stuff, what health insurance for his dogs
does Menace have? It's called healthy Pause?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Everybody, healthy pause, healthy healthy Pause.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
There you go. I always get a lot of questions
about all right, so we're gonna take a quick break.
Will we come back? While you were away? Jam, Yeah,
Sea Mass had a U I've thought about you.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, Oh, I'm sure super complimentary and.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
We were curious to get your response to you. Wait,
all right, that'll be coming a next eight seven seven,
set us a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You know, the Woody Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
And moving right along here on this Monday morning.

Speaker 11 (28:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
For a while there, we would do something called talking
smack behind their back, like when somebody was out, get sick,
or you know, just one off day.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
They're having something horrific happening in their life and they
can't make the show for whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It doesn't matter. Yeah, So it's like we got to
say all the things about that person that we hadn't said,
you know, to their face, or an opportunity to say.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Whatever it was, right, I haven't done around to it.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah right, right, we had, Now we haven't done that
in a while because everybody had at one point and
gotten their turn. But then we kind of retired it. Yeah, yeah,
it was fun. Although there was a comment that was made.
I just want to give you a chance to respond
to Gina. I mean when we when we had a
little planning meeting, others brought it up and I said, okay,
I wasn't the only one thing that Gina should have
an opportunity.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
So that keep in mind, it was not the Sea
Bass who brought this up or dwell on that I
should saying you did bring it up.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
You're the one who brought it up. I'm saying, So
it wasn't it wasn't just my opinion that you should
have the opportunity to respond to it. And it was yeah, yeah,
it was a statement. So you won't say, oh, you're
misrepresenting what I said once you repeat what you said.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
So, Gina, we took a bunch of what do you
show are I took a bunch of what you show
artwork to a aren't fair to have our people kind
of analyze it from an artistic point of view, it
was fun and yours. Uh again, These are photos that
Vaughn provided for me. I plugged your photo into AI
and it's you being all like sour pust face. Which
is the photo I got.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
That's a guy, but I'll pass it over.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
You can see this on our Instagram by the way.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Yeah, so AI guys like kind of pointing in the straw.
You guys look like you're either in bed or on
a couch or something, and you're like, did we want
to hear what the take on that was?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
He art's not upset about? Okay, this is so again.
These are the art snobs outside the art expo looking
at this picture of Gina and random AI. Dude, Right,
she's got a sour puss look on her face, and
this is what they said.

Speaker 12 (30:11):
Probably, yeah, she's looking at something that she's not happy about,
or maybe it smells kind of.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
She's making fun of it.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
And so when it smells in this situation, that makes
me think of a Dutch oven.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Oh sorry, when it comes.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
To smells in bed, there's a Dutch oven that sometimes
where guys, you know, they'll make a smell in the
girl's a bit.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Put their hands under the covers. Yeah, probably that smell.
In the context of this conversation.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Her impression was smell. My impression was, Oh, she doesn't
want any part of his his nighttime business.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's what it looks. And I said, well, you know what.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
I'm pretty that that reminds me from what Gina has
set herself personally. Yeah, I feel like she might be
really bad in bed. Oh interesting, you're when it comes
to mouth parties, you're not a fan.

Speaker 12 (31:03):
Right, I next said that really did I I'm not
a fan of I.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Don't remember her.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Remember, there's a lot of stuff I don't remember. But
he made that statement be fair of you, So like
if the guy's like, hey, like Greg. You know you
guys like Greg in your household.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
If somebody wants a mouth party, you unzip, you present and.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
You receive that anyone.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, yeah, anytime, any day.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
And we were talking something recently about like handies, and
Gino was like, you got something genius coming with you
get you got a hand take care of it, right, Yeah,
that's a.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
And then I did help see best with his theory
saying that you have expressed many times that you don't
like it when sex lasts more than several minutes.

Speaker 12 (31:44):
You're like, okay, let's get I think that's I mean,
I think that's sort of a female thing, like let's
you know, we don't have all nights.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah, but I could be wrong.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
But yet women will get on you for being a
too pump jumper. That's sure.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
You do have to walk a fine line.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I don't can't win.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
It's a delicate balance. It's a delicate balance, sub air.
Maybe I was mistaken. No it do you love mouth parties?
On the giving I was gonna.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Say I I can receive them like a chance.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
That's not the question. Okay, some people aren't into that either.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
Right, I'm fine with a mouth party. Maybe what you
were thinking was I don't like to, I don't wanna.
It doesn't need to stay with me, swallow.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
I don't know that we ever discussed that.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
It doesn't. I mean i'd like to, you know, donate
it to the you know, trash can.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Or Okay, that's not that's not awesome, but yeah, that's not.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah, I don't think I have a I don't think
I have a problem with them. In fact, sometimes.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Are you insatiable, though.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I'm not You're right, you got you there, I'm not in.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Your enthusiastic about you.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
Yeah, I can be enthusiastic about it, but I think
Sea Bess is onto something like I would because I
want to be as you know, self aware as possible.
I don't think my husband would be like, oh, what
what do you mean if I was like, you know,
we've been married for like almost four years and he's
probably noticed like a couple extra eye rolls from you

(33:17):
know before for.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
No, because you know, I got a life too, He's.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Well maybe not.

Speaker 12 (33:26):
I mean, I don't know if it's a decline, but
it's more of like sometimes there's like a like now
is the time you're choosing.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Life?

Speaker 12 (33:37):
But you know, but you know what I prefer, especially
with this schedule, is I absolutely and have pre this
schedule too. I prefer during the day, not what I'm exhausted,
I'm trying to go to bed and now we're starting
this up.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
I like a day sash. Yeah, but like I can be.

Speaker 12 (33:53):
A little like God, Okay, I mean, I'm it's been
a long day for everybody, but.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Sure it's different for everybody, but how long Okay? On
average how long would you say, Because when you're married,
it's not like dating dating those seems to be a
little bit more that goes.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
On, stuff back into it. When we're dating, try.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
To secure the bag. But you know, like it's different
like Sea Bass's situation and what you know now, I'm
sure is a little bit different than when you know,
like my wife and I've been married for sixteen years.
You've been married now for four years. So after a while,
it's like, okay, yeah, it's not it's not like it's bad,
but you don't you don't need all the theatrics. You
don't need all this stuff. Every once in a while, great, yes, great, yeah,

(34:32):
but the average session, yeah, how long start to finish
from the time like take your pants off to you
know you're done.

Speaker 12 (34:41):
It isn't fair because sometimes I'll be like, well, i'll
give a que like you know, I'll be like, you
know what, I would love Okay, this, you know what?
I think it's hot if it's wrapped up. No, I
would say, I mean like on average, maybe.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Twenty minutes. That sounds good, Like okay, it's twenty minutes good.
It's like when we're going back to the response of
if I was met with that response, yeah, it would
make what I'm about to do make me feel like
such a purb.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Totally and like a loser. It kills the minute, And
I get it.

Speaker 12 (35:19):
I get it, like gender wise, like I'm exhausted, like
I I have nothing left to give the night. But
I know like with a guy, it's I'm exhausted. I
would like this to happen.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
If he's asking for one of those nights of all
the theatrics and all the stuff, you know, but there
are like just the married quickie, Oh, married quickie. Yeah,
fifteen twenty minutes. Is it's that big of a deal,
fifteen twenty minutes, no matter what you're going through, what's happening? Like,
is it really that big a deal?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
No?

Speaker 12 (35:46):
And I I mean I put out everybody.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
But we're just having.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, my wife had that same conversation, like, you know,
we're only talking about let's call it fifteen minutes, right,
We're talking about fifteen minutes, right, Like at the end
of it, you're gonna be happy. I'm gonna be happy,
and we don't have to talk about this for at
least another four or five days.

Speaker 12 (36:08):
No, No, no, totally, and I think that that's accurate. Also,
do you guys remember the Millionaire Matchmaker? Yeah, Patti Stanger,
And I always keep this in mind. She always says,
for every three times your husband initiates sex, you should
initiate once, so it's not always him done to you.
So I try to keep that in mind too. But
I mean, I think there's a I think there's truth
on all sides here. I think that Sea Bass might

(36:30):
be onto something, but I'm not as uh Ai, yeah
an ai, but I'm not as like I'm not wearing
a chastity belt.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
By any snoch the imagination.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I just feel like in the market, a gag ball
in a merry relationship when this stuff comes up and
you know, the wife bearer is just oh god, it's like, okay, Well,
I don't necessarily feel like coming to your offense with
the with the children, because sometimes I really feel like
you're wrong. Yeah you know, but here this is my job.
I'm supposed I'm supposed to step up for you and
give you what you need in that moment, right, defend

(37:00):
you blindly to these kids who are probably on their
side for being honest. A couple of things I think
maybe like you know, there's see and then you know
it's not a big deal. Just give the other person
what they need. That's your job as a husband, as
a wife. I'm saying, everybody's got their job. She has
those needs or desires to and it maybe you guys

(37:22):
are off you know schedules, meaning like you know, when
she's on, you're off. When you're off, she's like, make
it worth fifteen minutes. Not I like it.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
I think you're absolutely right, but I do prefer it
during the day and don't need you to be enthusiastic,
be a warm body.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
But don't say no, Yeah that's what you saying. Don't
give the U the same time, like we're also cool
if you like just you're there and you're willing participants. Yeah,
not like uh, you know, you don't got to do
all the stuff and whatever, just you know, kind of
do the dance. I don't want to say just lay there.
Yeah no, but at the same time, just lay there private.

(37:57):
My main question for Gina is because you guys have
a kid. Yeah, Sea Bass and I have always ganged
up on Woody because he says, oh sex is so
in freaking you know, because we have kids. I think
what you have kids in your bedroom twenty four hours
a day now, you can't carve out ten minutes. I
think that excuse doesn't hold water because they're aware of
everything they are and we have a very small house.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
And also remember I go to bed at like seven.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
For the kids.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Oh yeah, and that's the other reason. My my husband
I we're lucky with our schedule. We don't have regular
nine to five office jobs. So what's wrong with during
the day, lunch, afternoon, delight with it?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
All right?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
Yeah, but I think I don't think Sea Bass is
totally wrong on this, but I get it.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
So to sum up your voracious oral art.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, that's totally my thing. I will ever stop.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, or maybe even a ravenous bombing.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
I can sometimes be a ravenous b.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I'm god with clear that all that meets you. I
feel better and I feel like maybe this conversation could
have saved a couple of relationship ships today. Just do your job.
Show the show. Yeah, dude, seriously, I can't tell you
what a big deal it is for us. Thank you

(39:16):
so much for the people who are already making a
ninety eighty seven and the Woodie Show podcast, their number
one and number two preset on the iHeartRadio app. They
just changed the app of what five months ago, four
months ago something like that. Yes, really awesome. I love
the new update. Sure, but they've been honest with these
emails constantly about huh, oh look what Kiss did. There

(39:42):
was a meeting and apparently this is going to make
such a big difference, and this is just their you
know how it goes. Wherever you work, there's always whatever
the new.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Initiative is, everybody get on board.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
And so that's where we're at. And so now they
know because a lot of times and they'll come to
me about something, I'll go, all right, well, just show
me the math on it, give me the reasoning, and
a lot of it is just nonsense. Yeah, So it's
just something that they're going to use to tell whatever. Okay, fine,
I'm a team player.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
I'll do that.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
And then I don't do it right and most of
the time, most time, honestly forget. Yeah, And then I
get an email and then next week there's another email,
and then there's another EMA, and then there's a meeting
talking about oh guys, So you know, these presets on
the iheartrate. So here's the thing. I remember, Mike, the
Showkiller was a meeting meeting, meeting, meeting, and I go,
what do I need to do to not have this

(40:31):
meeting anymore?

Speaker 5 (40:32):
That's the goal.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, that's the goal. What do we need to do?
And so like, just get people to sign up? Okay,
so here's what we're doing. Do us a favor and
then we'll do you a favor. Scratch back, scratch back, right, Okay,
go to the iHeartRadio app. Open it up. You'll see
at the top of the app there's these presets, just
like you would see in your car. And then make
the Woodie Show podcast one of the presets, and then

(40:54):
the iHeartRadio app I'm sorry, the ninety eight to seven
channel your other preset number one or two for either one,
I don't care which one it is, one or two,
screenshot it, and then there's some instructions that we're gonna post.
But it's really simple. You just got to make sure
that you follow all ninety eighty seven and the wood
Is Show on Instagram and then post your screenshot of

(41:16):
just showing that you have the stud preset set and
then tag us in it. Easy and there's a couple
of things, but it's all The instructions are easy one, two, three,
and they're on there and then hopefully this will satisfy
them enough. There's no more emails. Yeah, no more stupid
meeting and trying to convince me of something that's really important.
It's not really important.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yes, all the information will be on our Instagram. Very
important to follow each step though, yes.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hmm, in fact, don't we have it. We posted it
in the story right, like the instructions that we post it,
and yeah, it would be all on our Instagram at
the way, there will be a post that just lives
like pinned to the top of our Instagram profile for
a minute here. Mm hmm. That's all we're asking to do.
Have everything, so make sure you follow each step and
it is as far as people go. Oh yeah, it

(42:03):
sounds mega simple, right, Greg, download the air. I made
a whole video on how to do it. Yeah. There,
it's three steps. It's easier to when you see it
than trying to explain it, you know, because it but
it is the same way you set a preset on
your car. It's the same thing. And by the way,
that wouldn't kill you either. If you could just make
a ninety eighty seven the number one preset in your car, Man,

(42:24):
would that make them happy?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
And let's put it this way.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Even I did it, No, that's all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I did it, I got the app.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Even Greg could do it.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Right. It's very very very easy.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
It's pretty good, said, I got my presets already on.
I kind of love listening. Thank you, Thank you, Linda
from nine to one to five. Yeah, it's it is simple,
but man, it's it's funny. I don't know whatever, whatever
kind of industry you're in, everybody, every company has an initiative. Yeah,
of course, and this and this is just ours right now,

(42:56):
up until two years ago, is like drive people to
the website, like nobody's on the website.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Right.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, that was like such a big thing to them,
I know. Yeah, eight oh five, done and done. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Okay again, you're gonna have to do some stuff on Instagram.
Make sure you do that.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
All this stuff that has to be entered to win
for the After Hours Takeover, which every day we're drawing
winners for the After Hour Takeover because we have a
ton of those, so we'll be awarding a number of
those just to people who are doing this whole preset nonsense. Yes,
thank you, thank you for doing that, and I'll keep
you updated to please do on like where we rank,
because that's gonna be a big deal to them too, Like, oh,

(43:37):
check out A ninety eight seven and the Woodies show,
and they're gonna, yeah, look good. They're gonna be like, guys,
we cracked them. We were finally able to get them
to like and they're gonna give us the thumbs up. Yeah,
that's a good job. And here's here's what's funny about
the whole thing. We never hear about any of the
good stuff that we do ever, whether it's ratings or

(44:00):
big events or things that we will hear from them
NonStop for not having you know, enough on the air
about setting the goddamn presets. No, it's and then Sammy
hears about it in the meetings that she has to
attend and she has to like, I'll let them know,
That's what I say said. Whenever anybody says something like,
what do you, I'll let them know, is your answer.

(44:22):
I'll let them know.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, always, yes, fun I'll have to keep an eye
on it.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and nus blisters and meting and plastic tupper war.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Are you except me to believe a word on it?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I'll I don't and I never will. The Woodie Show.
Well this is good news. Here's the cheers. How many
times have been bought? Like, I find two things, bananas
and raspberries. You buy those things, they're dead by the
time you get them home.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Are the worst.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
It's the raspberries, Like, dude, I look at them. I go, wow,
these looks like they have at least a couple of
days less than them. Right, I get them mush, I
get them home. They're either mush or like where did
that fuzz come from?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
They're always white?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
And then bananas, I swear, I'll buy them green to
the store and I get them home and they're ready
for muffin making. Yeah, maybe inside your house. It is
going from the store to the house. The next day,
it's like all of a sudden, you.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Gotta take him out of the bag though.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Now scientists in the UK have created a new banana
oh that stays fresh for twelve hours after being peeled.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Even at twenty four hours, this new variety will have
thirty percent less browning than a traditional banana. Everything else
is the same same taste, smell, sweetness, texture, just with
edited genes. So this is not GMO because they didn't
introduce any foreign genetic material that made have changed to
the bananas existing genes by disabling the ones that create

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the enzyme that browns the bananas.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
It sounds like an organism that's been modified genetically if yes, me, Well,
I guess GMO technical would be to introduce something I
suppose not just cross Look, I've always been for GMOs,
but not to meat too about it?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, me too, I'm great. Let's make things better and uh,
you know, we don't need to make grapes anymore with
seeds in them, nobody. Yeah, I don't know why anybody
buys watermelon still has seeds in it. We have a
technology like it's just a nuisance. Yeah, so let's make
some bananas and don't brown. Hey, you know what, apply
even though I don't eat it, that's for humanity. Do
the same thing with avocados, please, Yes, but you can

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still eat even though it's brown. Does it doesn't taste good?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Really?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It tastes brown? Gross?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Really it's kind of bitter.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
Can we do that with apples too?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I would love that apples last forever.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
And you're going to cut them the night before.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Why would you go through all that and then not
eat it right away? Why would you peel a banana
and go do you make a fruit salad? That's why, right,
that's what that's example. That's the example that used in
this article fruit salad, people say, and lemon juice.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I don't want to though.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I have a question about bananas. Have you heard of
the blue java banana?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Is it real?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
It is apparently like.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
It's a bluish like turquoise torquoise type banana and it
tastes like vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
So I tried to.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Look it up and I'll see like online like oh,
this market sells sells it, this market sells it. But
I don't even know if it's real. It could just
be an internet thing that's not real.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
It looks like it's real, but it's not really blue.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Yeah, but apparently it tastes like vanilla ice cream. Greg
and I ll ice cream.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
These new non browning well you know, delayed browning bananas
will launch later on this month in several countries including
the US and Canada.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Hey, how can I get that without clutching my butt.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Into a turn.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Show?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, New week, New month, March third, twenty twenty five,
Woody Greg Gory, Hey, Menace, right, dea Hi, we got
Gena gright Right, Hey, there's a sea mass. We got Sammy.
Phones open eight seven seven four, Woodie. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Some of the trending news headlines coming up for you
this hour. But we're going to start this hour with

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a Menace word of the day. Yes, hey, gentlemen, time
to add another word to MENACE's vocabulary. Let's learn together, Yeah,
day learning. All right, So we have a word of
the day calendar. We give Menace page from that calendar.
We ask him to give us the proper pronunciation, or
as you would call it, a pronunciation. There's a pronunciation guy.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
There.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
There's also the definitions and used in a sentence example
that Menace will deliver here for us. Now, Sammy has
the word of the day, I do, okay, and give
it to Menace here. Now, Menace, take a look and
tell us what is today's word of the day consensus? Okay,

(49:05):
there all right, contagious. Let me spell it for the audience.
C O N S c I E N T I.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
O U s contiguous contiguous. Uh uh, constantinos. Get closer
the first part of it. You were on track and no,

(49:34):
oh look, let me look at the pronunciation.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Wait, that'll help you. Sounds great.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
It says hieroglyphics. It says con and lily and less.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That is the weirdest pronounce here. Sure, young guys, ever
seen in my life?

Speaker 7 (49:52):
You just took that right up the Yeah, that's how
they do that computer type.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
No, like legit. People can see that and be able
to phonetics. It tells you like the pronounce that's not it's.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
The phonetic alphabet. We used to have to write papers
in this theater.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Theater theater class. Have you ever seen that?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
You've seen it?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I took. I took all kinds of classes in and out.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Of school, and never a phonetics class.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
That's that's the next level.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
All right, it's for accents.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
So I haven't got it yet. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Uh, conscience teos we got we haven't had one of that.
I love the Greek production yahentious, Oh conscientious, I can't
even say conscientis.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
But you've heard that word?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Right?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Yeah, I forget what context, but found she had their definition.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Do you know definition conscientious?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
To have forethought?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Conscious? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
All right? What's the first finish there? Uh?

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Governed by conscientious control by are done according to one's
inner sense of what is right?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Uh, principled? All right, one more time from the top.

Speaker 14 (51:16):
That first part was a mess, uh governed by uh conscience,
controlled by or done according to one's inner sense of
what is right?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Principle? Time around? Man, awesome knowing?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
All right?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Are the definition careful and painstakingly particular? Meticulous or scrupulous?
Whatever that is?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
The Vietnam War was. Now you're rushing, okay, before we
get into these sentence, man, it's one one more time.
What is the word of the day, Uh, conscientious? He's
getting better used the sentence.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
The Vietnam War was not the first time people declared
themselves to be conscientious objects. The tradition what you objectors?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
The tradition?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
The tradition dates back to at least to the Roman
Empire and continues to this day, where Menace has declared
his moral conviction against any sort of Cardio at present time,
what he has joined him refusing on principle to take

(52:40):
the stairs.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
At the first time? What he has joined him refusing
on principle to take the stairs?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yep, that's what I said, Live Magazine, March nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
The game.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, there you go. Menas word of the day. The
word is conscientious.

Speaker 10 (52:58):
This is a word that you'll no, yea, let's not
get crazy. It was a good attempt for this, all right,
gena grad What are the trending news headlines this morning?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
Well?

Speaker 12 (53:15):
And Noora was the big winner at the Oscars with
five wins. The movie won Best Picture, and Sean Baker
won for Writing and Directing and Editing, and Mikey Madison
won Best Actress, which of course means Demi Moore got
snubbed for her first OSCAR nomination, but The Substance did
win Best Makeup and Hairstyling.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
It's a good movie. Also, just an honor to be nominated,
you know.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Right for a first time.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I love how we were recapping all the movies that
were up for awards. We even mentioned in Noora.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yeah, who do you guys know? The premises at Menace No.

Speaker 12 (53:46):
It's I didn't either, but it's like this girl from
like the Bronx or something falls in love with this
like rich Russian oligarch and her family flies over to
try and null it, and everyone's like saying, it's so amazing.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I haven't seen it, but it one bit.

Speaker 12 (54:00):
Adrian Brody won Best Actor for the Brutalist Drone don
for more than five minutes and even I don't know
if you guys saw this part telling the orchestra conductor
I've been here before, like to cut him off, like
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I've been here before. Call mcaulay Culkin's Karen Kieran Karkin.
Yeah he was.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Ripping them at the at the other award show just
before that, at the SAG Yeah yeah, calling him out
like how he has long ass speeches.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Oh really, Well, I thought I didn't watch any of
the oscars on TV, but I did see some of
the stuff that was getting posted on social and I
watched Karen colets Kiaren Culkin's acceptance speech. I thought it
was pretty good.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
He's always good.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
He seems very likable and I never thought twice about
that dude.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
He always comes up and does like stand up.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Well, what would you rather? Would you rather have super
mega worldwide success as mccullay Culkin as a kid, or
wait thirty years until you're Kieran Culkin and that have
You know, that's the one. A decent, solid career later
in life.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Tack mccauleay's life.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
Really, yeah, I take Karen because you can't. You can't
leverage that fame into banging because you're eleven years old.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Well you should, well, Kieren, he's married and apparently his
wife promised him four kids if he want an Oscar.

Speaker 9 (55:07):
So now he's like, all right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah, start on the four kid.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah. But McCaulay got to be with Mila.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I know that's why he went, right.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
He dated me Launa for like ten years during her time.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
And he once worked with John Candy.

Speaker 12 (55:22):
I think we have a winner. Well, he did win
for Best Supporting Actor for a Real Pain. Zoe Saldana.
Oh I'm sorry, Seldonia was Best Supporting Actress for Amelia Perez.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
She's now Zoe's Saldonia as of yesterday.

Speaker 12 (55:35):
He literally always just like, oh yeah, Zoe Saldana, but
now she's always Seal.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Donia Conan did pretty good job.

Speaker 12 (55:40):
People seem to like his entrance when he came out
of Demi Moore's back as a nod to substance. His
monologue featured a guest appearance by Adam Sandler. Conan also
got into some hip hop when he said, well, we're
halfway through the show, which means it's time for Kendrick
Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile. Another
of the show's highlights was Morgan Freeman's tribute to Gene Hackman.

(56:01):
As usual, the in memoriam segment did leave some people out.
This year's snubs were Michelle Trachtenberg, Linda Lavin, Shannon Doherty,
Tony Roberts, and Martin mull Well.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Thos were all like, well to be fair of TV
people mostly right.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Mischelle Trachtenberg died like twelve.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Minutes, so did Hackett, and he was in it. That's true.

Speaker 12 (56:20):
I mean they did a single tribute and then he
was in the full tribute.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Oh wait, they.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
Left out Martin mull Gina Miss Clue, Colonel Mustard.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Colonel Mustard and the Villain and mister Mom. He's the
best he was on Land.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
I know, why do people get snubbed behind the scenes
beef intern it doesn't do research. Well, that's right, that's
exactly it.

Speaker 12 (56:40):
Well, there were wildfires in North and South Carolina yesterday
and the dry conditions and gusty winds forced some people
to evacuate. In South Carolina, more than one hundred and
seventy five fires burned about six point six square miles,
and in North Carolina, the US four Service said five
crews were working to contain multiple fires in four forests

(57:01):
across the state. Largest was about four hundred acres. Officials
still don't know what caused them, but you know, with
the with the wind and the dry air, it happens.
And we heard last week that Gene Hackman and his
wife Betsy were showing signs of mummification. And it turns
out Gene was probably dead for more than a week.
His pacemaker he had one, and apparently showed it stopped

(57:23):
on February seventeenth, that's nine days before their bodies were found.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Although I always wondered, like, how can they really tell
how long someone's been dead?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Well, that's you know, that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
But even when they're just to you know, investigating a
regular death, how they're able to go and find almost
to the to the minute.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Well, you know how much I like following these people online,
and certain things happened to a body at certain stages,
so like they'll find like bruising because that's where the
blood pools after a certain amount of time, and they
have their ways. So authorities said originally that there are
no signs of foul play, but now they're saying nothing

(58:02):
is off the table.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Ah damn dog. Yeah, tell but one thing.

Speaker 12 (58:07):
They did determine though, Greg, because we talked about this,
Gene and Betsy did not die of carbon monoxide poisoning, right,
which was what the everybody was talking abou.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Don't forget the dog.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Yeah, that's why people probably thought that in right.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
The two other dogs that were healthy.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, there were no no apparent cameras inside or outside
the property, So that hasn't helped anyone with the investigation.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
And a two year old boy went missing in Oregon
early Saturday evening. Dane Paulsen was last seen playing in
his yard. Police and other rescue teams have been looking
for him since. They used drones with thermal imaging equipment,
dogs boats to search the area near his home. They're
also interested in finding a late nineties gold colored station
wagon that was seen nearby. They're calling that a vehicle

(58:53):
of interest.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's got to be pretty easy to find. I know
how many of those are out.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
There, a gold station wagon.

Speaker 12 (58:59):
Officials are asking regular people not to just come and
join the search because that might interfere with.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
What they're doing. Otherwise it might wrap up too quickly.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Oh yeah, that's a good point. They can't have that.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Every time, like these YouTube you know, crime sluice get involved,
like all of a sudden. The cops have been looking
for this car for a decade. Yeah. Meanwhile, three minutes
into it, they found out the bottom of a lake.
There it is.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Oh, dude, if you want your you're absolutely right. If
you want your crime soft quickly, you get a busy body,
middle aged woman. She will find that for you.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
At five minutes.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
The internet two years old.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, there's a good chance he's still alive within a
certain number of hours, right, Yeah, they put everybody on Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I don't contaminate the area. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (59:40):
Lois Luigi MANGIONI we all know the name, right, he's
the one, of course, you know, he's been accused of
killing United healthcare CEO in New York was arrested at
a McDonald's and Pennsylvania after a five day search, but
now his lawyers say the arrest was not done properly.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
The arrest was illegal, gray, Oh wow, you shot somebody
who killed some in cold blood? The arrest which one.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Was more illegal?

Speaker 12 (01:00:03):
The lawyer claims cops didn't tell Mangioni his rights and
question him unfairly. They also say the cops didn't give
a good reason for approaching him and didn't let him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Leave because you're the guy we think shot and killed.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
This dude, exactly reason.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
Mangioni is facing charges in Pennsylvania, New York and from
the Feds. His lawyers and both states are arguing that
his rights were violated during the arrests could affect.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
The evidence that can be used in courts.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I highly doubt they didn't read him as rights.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Also, I don't think that's that's not again a jail
free card.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Yeah, exactly, But they are saying it could affect the evidence.
So if he let I'm just making this up. Let's
say he confessed in the McDonald's and if he wasn't
read as miranda rights, then they might not be able
to use that confession and that sort of thing, And
this is going to bum out a lot of people
on spring break, so listen up. Officials in Miami Beach
canceled spring break last year, and it looks like they're

(01:00:58):
basically doing that this year.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
So this is what that means.

Speaker 12 (01:01:01):
They just announced that they're bringing back enhanced security for
pretty much the entire month of March, including parking restrictions,
big fees for non residents, and the city is warning
visitors again to expect curfews, bag searches at the beach,
early beach closures, DUI checkpoints, and arrest for drug possession and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Violent Yeah, because they did this last year, but the
years prior, especially the three years prior to putting this
in place. Last year, like the violence was out of control.
There was just people, fun.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Was going on.

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
Poppy City leaders say they want visitors to come and
enjoy the beaches, hotels, and restaurants, but only if they
behave themselves. And they're telling you this in Florida, so
you know it had to be bad because you do
what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I don't know if you remember those stories, but there
were a story a day of like some unbelievable some fights.
Guns come out. Yeah, everybody jumping on top of cop
cars and everything, like the days of Vanilla Ice rolling
down the street. But angos, Yeah but what if? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Yeah, so go there and have a really boring time.
Everybody go to the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
First Scie mansion. Yeah, go first, go for the first Yeah,
that sounds very spring breaks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Take a tour. Actually, gay kids take a whimsical tour.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
It was actually not that expensive. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woody text us over to two two nine eight seven,
fellow comrades and mediocrity. Oh WoT you listen, very careful.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You can all go straight to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Show Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Oh my god, I was born for the smelling right here.
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 13 (01:02:47):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Let's oh, woody, Woody, Woody show. So Friday was no
spend Day. Yeah, twenty four hour economic blackout, urging everyone
to abstain from spending at major retailers, gas stations, and
fast food places.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Than some people posting that on Facebook, and I said,
oh no, I'm sure everyone's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, we'll do this bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
The goal was to protest corporate practices and recent rollbacks
in DEI initiatives. Well the numbers are in, you guys,
no shock, it was a total flop. Oh really quote
no significant decrease in consumer spending. So another protest slash boycott.
Well done, well done. Those always work out.

Speaker 12 (01:03:32):
And you know, you know, no good deed goes unpunished.
Then I saw the backlash saying, oh, must be nice
to have the privilege not to spend. You know, it's
the last day of the months, and you know some
people have paychecked a paycheck, like everyone just shut up?

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Okay, everybody stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Really hey, good news, Greg, The clocks go back an
hour on Sunday. Oh has been see that everybody doesn't
go to better six.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Thirty, so we can actually have more of a day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
What the terror?

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
This might be like the administration Not to be political
at all, but this actually gets done. Because there was
a vote in Congress right a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
For changing forever right, for changing paper straws and the
Golf of America and you know all these other things.
I mean, why not just throw that in there as
an executive order? Sure you can't just do that? Well
why not?

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
I mean because it's not because it's not a monarchy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
We do it for all the other things like just
you know, just executive orders. But you still, I mean,
it doesn't automatically mean.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It no, I know, But can we just hit the
ball along? Could this take if it made it to
the floor of you know, and they had to vote
on it, how long do we really need to debate
this back and forth?

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Was the reason again that it didn't go through last time?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Yeah, who didn't ratify that crab hold on? Yeah, because
they talk about it every year. That's this would be
the last.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Time we change ongoing debate.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
For ye While you're looking it up, So did you
see the video Greg of the two window washers in
New York? Oh my god, So the window washing rig
man swinging in the wind, it became unsecured. It was
crashing into the building, shattering the windows glass and raining down.
It was like it was, yeah, it was crazy and

(01:05:18):
then they had to get rescued obviously, but it was
I mean super dangerous for the people on the ground.
The glass broken, glasses raining from the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
People should make two thousand dollars an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
I met some window washers, uh listeners of the Woody Show,
and they said they would take you out wood.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Oh, I would love you to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
He Woody would do that. In Hard we do that.
I would go in the building, look out the window
and wave.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I would do that, and I would base jump off
the scaffolding. Okay, if I was allowed to. I don't
know if the actually do a huh would you actually
do a base jump?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
Really yeah, that's the that's like the most deadly one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
That's so stuntish, like two seconds, but it it looks fun.
It's like those are really small shoots and you know
with your well, that's what I'm saying. I don't know
if i'd qualify. There's plenty of things that I would
love to do.

Speaker 13 (01:06:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
I can't even get on the Harry Potter Green though, Yeah,
like Moab and stuff more. Okay, oh sorry, guys. By
the way, the clocks it's ford. I think I just
said bag if I said that wrong, so we lose
an hour. See I don't even pay attention. So it's
so two am on Sunday, this coming Sunday, two am

(01:06:27):
becomes three a m.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yeah, but it means it days light an hour later.
So we said the right thing. I just said backward.
But yeah, now we're all now, we're all clear. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
So the Senate did pass the daylight saving time permanent,
permanent bill whatever they called it. But the the Conger,
the representatives did not pick up on it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
They just said.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Nah, why yeah, jerks, I want all of them out
of office, say it's not a priority.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Is that I thought things the flow of things. I
thought it went the congressional approval, then the Senate, and
then it gets signed to and by the president.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Now Congress and Senate have to come there to what
do they call it resolution or reconciliation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
But so did did it start in the Senate? Yes,
and then and then it went to the House. That's
like pooping backwards. I didn't really it went that way.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Sometimes it goes that way, reconciliation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Okay, Well, let's just get it done. Yeah, sign some paper.
And why do they always say lose one hour of sleep?
You only lose one hour if you wake up with
an alarm the first day? True, I've been saying that
for a years.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Yeah, that's why they do it on Saturday to Sunday.

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It looked like a pretty good crowd. Well, yeah, it
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That's good, that's worth. It was within their own location.

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(01:08:42):
for a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, and thank
you for being here. Yeap, my name is Woody. That's
great gory. I would we got menace. Hi, there is
Gina gram Hey, SeaBASS is here, Yeah, there is Sammy
phones are open at eight seven seven four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven A couple of things to share with the year.

(01:09:05):
We have a smart ass game come up this hour,
Sea Bass and Gina a rematch battling it out. Yeah,
the last time we did this, I forget how that went.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Was it because I won?

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I believe, but there was a tie breaker, right, because
it did go there was a whole argument that she lost.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
No, but I but this game.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
This game makes me extra nervous just the way it's played,
like how you have to keep increasing the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Clues.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Yeah, I don't know. It stresses me out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
So it's the who what where?

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
And then we give a clue very generic, and then
it gets, you know, more and more specific until it
pretty much gives it away. Yeah, and it's the first
person at two points who will win that particular round? Now,
I had Greg go through and pick out the ones
that I think that you know, that he thought would
be the best ones for Wait, why did he just
go oh no, this a particular round of geniuses.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I didn't want to make them too easy to
hard And because I'm the keeper of records, I looked
at the last time we played it. Smartest Game Round one.
Gina wins Round one, and then another round of the
Smartest Game, Gina versus Sea Best. Gina wins Round two,
won two rounds.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Yeah, a game two out of three, I guess right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
In any case, it sounds like it's would be lovely
well good news for Menace. Yes, North Korea is now
allowing tourists to visit in five years because you know,
men is such a big fan of.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
Kimmy Yeah, because the videos are coming out of like
the downtown area and things like that. But it's not
open to Americans though, right, it's open to other people.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
If you're Dennis Rock, you can be if you're Dennis.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Now on the tour you to see North Korean school
children perform against a backdrop of ballistic missiles in flight.
You don't have phone or internet service, Menace, Yeah, or
access to an ATM. You're also given very strict guidelines
to follow, including don't insult the country's leaders, don't mock

(01:11:10):
North Korea's ideology and don't be judgmental of their quote
unusual and repressive way of life.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
I think that was right there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
The outlet is writing about this whole tour, if you
want to do it. They were also followed and watched
closely at all times, and one of the tours said
that the trip was so closely monitored by Kim johng
UN's regime that they even had to ask for permission
to use the bathroom. Sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I saw some videos popping up in my feed lately
that says, look at this fake North Korean store and
they walk into a store. It looks like a real store.
I thought, how's that a fake store? And then there
was another video where it was in North Korea. It
was a car dealership and apparently all the people browsing
were just actors.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Oh yeah, so it's benefit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
And they all just so happy and they're all looking
at cars.

Speaker 12 (01:12:02):
And did you see the one where it's in office
and they're all sitting in cubicles staring at computers that
like aren't on.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
They don't know how to use the internet. It says, well,
like they're just staring at a screens.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
So we say all this, But doesn't that happen, Like
when big bosses are like, oh, they're gonna be in town.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Everybody pretend if you.

Speaker 12 (01:12:21):
They don't know, but they don't know that they're not
they don't know what they don't know, Like they're just
looking at an empty screen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
The worst teachers that you had whenever they knew there
was going to be that in room monitor, like the
principals coming around, or whoever one of the bucket of MUCKs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
From the all of a sudden the school board.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Yeah they're the nicest. That's a great guess, Menaces sod
would you like to come over and show that to
you and we could work through it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
To anybody that's had an office job. You get the
heads up that's something in town, and then suddenly everybody's
screens on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Yeah, make sure you clean up your office space. It's
always or yeah. Apparently there's a new workplace term that's
getting kicked around called task masking. Okay, hear about that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
No, Kay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Task mask It's where employees spend a lot of time
and effort just trying to look like they're working hard,
when in reality they're hardly doing anything. And people have
been doing this for years, but it now has an
official name, and it sounds like it's most popular with
younger workers. And so there are videos online that offer
advice for task masking and stuff like walking fast with

(01:13:30):
the laptop stuffed under your arm and typing really loud,
basically anything but actual work.

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
It's George Castanza exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Look annoyed. No one will bother you. But what's the point.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
I mean, maybe do something crazy and put that kind
of effort into I don't know, working instead of pretending,
especially if.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
You are productive. If people alway talk about oh I'm
so productive, okay, well great, be productive and then slack off,
like yeah, know that you have whatever your goal was,
you know, from the company of closing x number of
deals or making x number of whatever it is, selling
x number of widgets.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Yeah, you saw it, and then slack off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
I mean, but we know this in some certain jobs
that you could get all your work done in probably
like an hour and a half, but you're stuck there
for like eight hours.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Right, And a lot of that is like if I
tell them I'm done with all my work, then they'll
give me real work and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
They don't want that. Yeah, right, But I'm saying, like, so,
whatever you've done, it's fine to do this, the task masking.
I think, after you've done stuff, whatever you're supposed to do.
I mean, god, we know a lot of people. There's
i want to say, two or three salespeople in the
last six months. That because when they sign on, at
least the way it works in radio, they sign on
and they're given like a guarantee in the first ninety days.

(01:14:41):
I think it is to kind of get them up
and running sure, so they can get them their own leads.
And after the ninety days they're guarantee. In other words,
they're guaranteed base falls off, and then they're responsible for
getting their own business and collecting the commissions and things
like that. Well, there's been two or three who just
go around for station to station. They collect the guarantee

(01:15:02):
until it's up. Then they go sell somewhere else, get
the guarantee until it's up, and then they go over here,
get the guarantee until it's up. They never really do
anything as far as trying to get the sales.

Speaker 12 (01:15:12):
Yeah, it's like moving into a new apartment because it
says first months free, yes, keep moving.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Now, apparently there were these these two I know two
four A fact might have been a throw, but the
two specific where they they knew this going into it,
Like the management knew about these people going into it,
and they asked them straight up about it, and they go, yeah,
you know that was because I was really trying to
learn the job, and you yeah, now I really have
a really good grasp. But well, guess what three months in,

(01:15:38):
boom out, and now they're working at a different station
taking their guarantee again. We task mass the hell out
of it our first week here. We had nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
We had nothing to do, but we were forced to
be here for eight hours. So that's why I would
make getting a stapler last as long as I could.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Those where good radio shows come from sitting in an office,
well we weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
We weren't responsible to be here for hours. We came
in because we were supposed to be getting the show ready, yeah,
to go on the air. But like they knew we
were coming, they knew we were starting on this one
day we walked in, nobody knew where the key to
our office was. Then when they finally did, we opened
the doors. All there were three desks pushed together in
the middle of the room with a paint tarp over

(01:16:18):
it because they were painting the room, which hadn't happened yet.
And then we said, well, we can at least get
some computers that we can work elsewhere until they're done
with the office space. And they go, oh, well we
didn't even know the it poll Well, we didn't know
you're anyway. Now we got to put in the request
to get your lap, which they said was going to
take a week, maybe a week and a half, so
we couldn't even there was no computers to work with

(01:16:39):
like during North Korea, and we were so excited. I
remember the first day we went out to breakfast together
because we weren't on the air yet so we didn't
have to be here super early, so we went out
and we got breakfast together.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
We came in here and that's what was going on,
so exciting, and we all like this apartment above right
where mine was, we'd come down and have dinner and
talk tomorrow at nine.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Yeah, we all gained from other jobs where everything was
like all set and and then we got here, come here,
and we're like, oh, we made.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
A mistake, Like maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
I'm not sure, but it worked out.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Here we are I figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
It's been eleven years, amazing since since that happened. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
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gona take a break. We'll come back. The smart Ass
Game Sea Bass and Gina the rematch that is next
on The Woody Show. Hangoudy Show. All right, so I

(01:17:42):
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holy hell, yeah, we are just unleashing all these paths.

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Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Oh God, he's here again. No, you're so tortured, man,
I am The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
All right, welcome. We have a rematch between the two
members of MENSA on this show alleged Oh are you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Not a member?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
I believe that you're MENSA.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I thought you remember that's a good joke, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
I totally believe that you're MENSA.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
That they don't actually a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Yeah, So anyway, I believe that Sea bass is at
the other person who's in MENSA would be our very
own Gina Gren Yeah, plack to Yeah, you don't just
carry your card around no, I don't, just in case
anybody wants to see anyway, So smart ass game. This
is an actual game that you can purchase, you know,

(01:19:44):
wherever party games are sold. And so there are three categories, who, what,
and where am I? And then they clues. They start
very generic and then they get more and more specific
as the clues go on. So this is it's a
balancing act because you don't want to jump into early. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
I think this game is stressful just to beat the
other person.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
You hate it, I really do. Yeah, but also like
you don't want to give the other person opportunity on
something that super easy where like you already knew but
you waited one more clean.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Yeah, so let's speaking of which can we solidify the
rules where if you do jump in too early, you're
not out for the.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Entire restaurant, miss another you miss a hint?

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Right, you missed that whatever that one was, You get that,
and then the next one you're also out, but then
you get to come back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Yeah, right, okay, so you have to skip too all
we all agree, Yeah, people have judges.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
Yeah, you skip the one you bet missed on, and
then you skip the next one as well. One thing
I want to add just for video purposes because people
comment about it. Can you please close your laptops?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Oh do too?

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Oh yeah yeah? Text messaging, well yeah, the text messages
don't come in real time or they do.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
But yeah, but you're saying that not the two after
the one you get wrong, that the one you get
wrong is the first one, and then skip the next one.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
They just get one the one extra hands right, they
get the one you missed on if they want to,
and then they get a freebie, but they go backwise.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
It's a gimme yeah yeah, because it used to be
the other way.

Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
Rhyme orange.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
All right, so we're gonna start with Gina. You get
to pick the category first. Who, what or where am I?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I don't know? How about? What?

Speaker 11 (01:21:26):
What? All?

Speaker 13 (01:21:27):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
What what am I?

Speaker 10 (01:21:31):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Sorry? And do we just buzz in saying our name?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
How much you lov Gena's voice right now?

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
It sucks? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
I know he loves that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
What am I? I am a thing? I hold things
people have written. You can find me in many different
shades and sizes. I am usually made of paper and
the answer is envelope. So one I got nervous one

(01:22:07):
point for Gina. All right, Sea Bass, you get to
choose who am I or where am I?

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
Let's go with a who.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Am I?

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
I am an American actor. My name in birth was
Jerome Silberman. I was in a fraternity at the University
of Iowa. Richard Pryor and I co stars. Oh, that's
its time. But I would say Sea Bass by a pube. Well,
that of course is going to be mister Gene Wilder.

(01:22:41):
Gene Wilder is correct. Damn Wow. Already this is tight.
There's a Sea Basses point.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
The next will be where am I tied one a piece?

Speaker 11 (01:22:57):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
This first round of the smartass game between our two
MENSA members, Sea Bass and Gina Grad Here we go?
Where am I? I am a European city. I have
a wild rabbit problem in the summer. I can have
eighteen to nineteen hour days. I am the home of Nokia.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Ga damn it, Gina Hellpinky.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Hell Sinki is the answer. And that is a one
round win for Gina Grad.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Although Sea Bass, you were right on our heels in
that one. That was a that was very close. I
feel like both of us were right there on all
three Okay, round number two, we'll start with you Sea Bass,
Who what or where? I will go again with who?
Who am I? Smart ass?

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Game?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
I had a particular job longer than anyone else. I
never retired. My cousin and I held the same job.
My wife is almost as famous as me, Sea Bass,
Sea Bass roosevelts.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Yeah, but that that that that not to come on?
Which one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Be more specific?

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
Oh as far as the as Roosevelt. Yes, Franklin, Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Was gonna say, but I couldn't decide which one was that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
The stop and think, Well there's only two and Franklin,
that doesn't mean you know the other name we are
and Teddy? Teddy's biography is pretty cool. Okay, all right,
so that's one point for Sea Bass here.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
Second notice played for menace for doing what Teddy show for?

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
What am I? Or where am I? Gina grad what
what am I? Here we go? I am an element?
Yes back for like five of these at my purest
I am a medal, but you never know it. Oh,

(01:25:12):
I am a common dietary gina calcium. Calcium is the answer. Wow,
look at that dramatic you a drink? I was smart
to jump in early. Wow, okay, I thought for sure
that was going to go to the guys. God his
degree and chemical engineering.

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
Yeah, well that's true, but she.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
She obviously she took a chance and to paid off.
Yeah yeah, yeah, smart. All right, so it's one point each.
Gina has a one round lead going into this. Where
am I question? Here on the smart ask game? Now
we all have her cough yeah you ready? Yeah, okay?
Where am i? I am a small European city. I

(01:25:58):
enjoy Mediterranean views. Use my people speak French, Gina, Gina
can can is the answer? Gina? What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
I'd like to take off points for a mispronunciation?

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
No, it's not, it's not. People think it's con but
it's can.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I think it's conness.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
It's not, it's not con.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Wow. All right, so Gina, the second round you want
to do the round? Not really, that's just for pride,
but of course it's this is just for fun.

Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
Yeah, already won.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
It's over what you have said. It was just for fun,
and of course not if he had won, he.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Would have thrown himself a parade. I do like trivia,
but I don't like this game.

Speaker 7 (01:26:48):
I'm really good at Garry.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
I wouldn't have known any of that.

Speaker 12 (01:26:52):
Well, I couldn't think of another diffic Mediterranean city that
speaks French.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
I could have gotten envelope maybe with another usually made
a pay would probably at.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
That point I would have ad that question and I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Gene Wilder. I would have not got he was right
in front of me on that one, because once you
get got, you got down to one of the other
clues was going to be I was best known for
playing Willie Walk at that point. At that point I
would have gotten.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
I think once you said Richard Pryor and this is
obviously a Jew, we both knew where that was going.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Hell sinky forget it. I would have never gotten that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Why I know that's where no.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
F d R would have not gotten that. Reband tells
us who am I? With the initials F d R.

Speaker 12 (01:27:33):
Then I would have gotten that fun because that was
a clue, not an answer. What is his full name?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Best?

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Well, I think Manace is the better. That's probably better.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
T R F D R. Franklin D. Roosevelt. So what's
the d oh dwight Dwight white?

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
It's still white?

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
I was I was flipping me with con and Monaco,
but yeah, Monica. Sometimes sometimes early guests off on the
on the calcium one, I wouldn't good. Once again, it's
there's a lot of me and milk. There you go,
healthy bones and teeth and yeah you can find and
then cans cons whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Can Kanye's Kanye?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
All right, Well, Gina Grad has a two round lead.
This is just for fun and for pride for Sea Bass.
We got to give the poor guy a chance here,
a lot of chance. It's been has been on the
table and it's been taken. All right, Gina Grad? Who
what or where?

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Let's do what again?

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
What am on?

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
I am a solid substance. You'd probably look at me
daily without noticing me. I can be purely functional or
a work of art. I could be cloudy, clear, or
even tinted. Gina, Gina, glass is the answer.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Wow, that's a weird one, full on ass kicking.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Who am I or where am I?

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
What was the last hint? I'm wondering on the glass one,
because I did think that was a weird one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Uh yeah, yeah, liquids taste best when drunk from me?
And then when am I with the initial g the initials? See,
let's go who are aware? Who am I? I am British.
I was picked on in school for being quote too perfect.

(01:29:37):
My parents made me. My parents made a fortune in
party supplies.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
Oh I think I know this.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
I was the twenty twelve hat person.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
Is this Kate Middleton?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
It is Kate Middleton.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
I knew this about her parents.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:54):
Why did you know the party supplies? The second I
heard party supplies?

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
I had it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I know that of a
certain age, you have to know royal things. It's another
round for Gina, all three rounds. It's embarrassing, quite okay
with it?

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Oh, he's okay with it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
And my laptop is I want to sit in that
cyber trug. It does cry a little bit. Nobody can
see you in there.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Okay, here's a confession. Remember the guy the chess player.

Speaker 12 (01:30:20):
That got popped because of the beads? I also had
those and Greg was pushing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
The button on me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Where am I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I am?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
A fictional place? You can read about me and see
me on film. My world is flat and the sky
meets the sea. Time here is shorter than time on Earth,
Sea Bass sea Bass, Middle Middle Earth. I'm not sure
if that counts Lord of the Rings, does it not?

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Like for Nardia?

Speaker 12 (01:31:03):
Can we at least revel together in the fact that
he didn't know? If that countess Nardia? That's how you
play the smart Congratulations? What shows coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Can we get Bort's thoughts on John Cena turning heel,
which is what did you think?

Speaker 13 (01:31:26):
It was incredibly amusing just because of he's such a
good actor. Now his face went from cheery, happy to
like just soulless emotion. It was hilarious to see he's
wrapping up this season, right, Yeah, this is his last
year wrestling, like, this is his farewell tour and he
wants to go out as a heel. H He said
he would never do it. And so that's the big

(01:31:47):
swerve is that nobody saw it coming. Everyone was hoping
for it, nobody thought it would happen. And he's teaming
up with a Rock against Cody Roads. So this is
like the biggest good guy that they have against the
veteran bad guys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
More importantly, Bort, what did you think of him? And
Ricky Stidanky?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:32:05):
I never watched it, but loved Bumblebee he was great
and Transformers bumblebee.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Put that on your to do list today. I want
to see man. Yeah, eighty four Woody. I was working
in the radio in the street, working on radio in
the past thirty years.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
This is our every day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
The people industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left, and they've never gone. You know
what we should really add position?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
I wonder if today's the last.

Speaker 11 (01:32:32):
A Y.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
All right, welcome back the Rabote. Yeah, a couple of
things that you can find and watch. Did you see
the story about the soccer match in Germany that got
called off because this u little kid bit a referee
in the left testicle?

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
Oh, oh my good god.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Yeah. So the ref was checking over the players before
the game and the kid, one of the one of
the players, ran up to him and bit him in
the testicle. Yeah, and so the game has been rescheduled
for later on in the season. Oh yeah, that's so bad.
What's the kid doing on the field anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Yeah, and like do his parents get arrested?

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Well, the dad's playing, so like that. But that is
one of the I don't know, I mean, you know,
kids being kids, you know, do they do that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I mean not.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Biting anybody, not biting anybody in the testicle. But when
I was a kid, my mom was so embarrassed. We
went to it was like, you know, the town's Founder's
Day or whatever. Oh yeah, and my my uncle was
a police officer in town. And so we're standing there
talking to my uncle Mike, and then the mayor of
our town came over. I was like, oh, hi, how

(01:33:49):
you guys doing all? This is my sister Nancy and
her son, and uh say hi to Mayor Cantu and Uh.
I went to go shake his hand, and being like
a little kid, I might have been like five or whatever,
I grabbed his hand with both hands. I just tried
to squeeze the crap out of his Yeah. Yeah, And
I was like and my mom was just mortified. So

(01:34:12):
what is this meet the Founder's Day? Found It was
like the to you know, celebrate to celebrate the day
that the town the city was founded, And so they'd
have like all kinds of stuff like food booths and activities.
You used to be able to ride because they had
like the big ladder truck, you know, the big like
tall that they used for like skyscrapers and stuff. And

(01:34:33):
they yeah, they put you in the basket and then
give kids rise like over one hundred feet. It was
kind of like a little fair, like a little a
little gathering, but they went there to like drink and
have food, and it was just a meet the mayor
and trying to squeeze the crap out of his of
his fingers and break his knuckles.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
At his testicle.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Yeah. See I could have just bit him on the
hog and that would have been just as mortifying. My mother. Yeah,
she was like, oh, I'm so sorry man eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
You can send us a text over to two to
ninety seven. They couldn't have played the game now without
one ref, That's what I was thinking. And he can't
good and suck it up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Seems like the best ref in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
And that happens with the NFL refs. They'll get hurt
and then they leave and the game continues.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
Yeah, or even in baseball, what's the score going to
be two to zero?

Speaker 11 (01:35:25):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah, exactly at most, God Socker's boring. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 13 (01:35:32):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
It and like wiggled it around.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Weigled it around.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
She would We'll be right back. Would would would would
would you money money money money money.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Money money woody?

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday morning.
It's March the third. Today, a bunch of drinks to
a Irish whiskey day. Okay, it National Moscow Mule Day.
I've never had that, but I know those are very popular,
so good. It's kind of steampunky to me because it
comes to that copper copper.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
Yeah, ten years from now. A bunch of bar turns like,
why don't you have a these damp yes, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
A national mulled wine egg. Right, I'm not sure what.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
That's form, right, Yeah, a couple of sticks in there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Today is Canadian Bacon Day, which I'm assuming and Sammy's
not the room at this very moment, but.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
I never had that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
I don't like Canadian bacon. I don't like any of that.
I like how a pancake once I had three deep
breaths and a raisin. Today stop a pig. I just
hogged out.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
I forgot there was a piece of food news that
wanted to bring up for Gina because she loves Dolly
Parton absolutely. So she has a new frozen foods line.
What yeah, I've been seeing it. You've been gold Star
form menace. You know about Southern inspired quality comfort food.
So beef pot roast, chicken and dumplings, shrimp and grits,

(01:37:10):
Country fried steak, and a new dessert, the Biscuit Batter
peach cobbler.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Yes, ma'am, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Yeah, you can check out Dolly Parton joints today. Oh,
this was Sammy's thinking. She wanted to do that name segment.
It's fun facts about names day. What a great segment.
Today is a National Cold Cuts Day and Sea mass
It's your holiday talking third person days.

Speaker 7 (01:37:36):
You know, I don't want to make it a whole day,
just come.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
She best believed that people just want to ride in
se suck.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
I got a cash in on that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Yeah, add another to the pile. Sammy's buddy Diddy is
being sued by yet another alleged victim. This guy claims
that he was hired to be a part of one
of those freak offs with Ditty and some other chick.
He says it did, he followed it into the bathroom,
annally sodomized him and told him quote, if I can
get tupac hit, what the f do you think can
happen to you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
His legal team responded by saying, quote, mister Combs has
never sexually assaulted or sex trafficked anyone man or woman,
adult or minor. And the name of the attorney is
h oh her name is miss Marino.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Interesting.

Speaker 8 (01:38:22):
Yeah, it's just so weird how I mean, how he's
innocent and yet there's still so many people coming out
with very similar stories.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Well because they've heard all the It's so weird how
that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Yeah, it's like there's like one singing competition show. Next thing,
you know, there's like four hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
I'm still quite curious about what he's actually being charged for.
I guess if he hired an underage girl to hook
up with like people at his party, I suppose that's
that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
They were forced to and it was drugged. I guess
maybe first.

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
Us for like taking him over state lines and stuff too,
there was all that, which, Yeah, again, it's very like
if it's just a party with people having sex, that's
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
You have to did for decades.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Yeah, and he was celebrated not with miners or was it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
We had all those songs where it was really cool
at one point in time. Oh, yeah, that was the
thing to do. She's sixteen, but I don't care what
all right? Well, if you're a fan of Euphoria. For
season three, Sharon Stone has joined.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
The cast as a teenager at night school.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Oscar Nunez, who what would turn his Oscar Martinez and
the Office spin off. The show is going to take
place at a struggling Midwestern newspaper where the same film
crew from the Office is making a new documentary somehow.
No word yet on a title, but sources say it
could be the Paper.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
When The Office ended in twenty thirteen, Oscar was running
for the Pennsylvania State Senate while still working at dunder Mifflin.
Shrek five will be in theaters Christmas twenty twenty six,
and Universal released a first look that show Shrek, Fiona,
Donkey and Pinocchio. Shrek's daughter Felicia, who's I guess at
this point has only been showed as a baby, is
now a teenager and the character is being voice speaking

(01:39:53):
of Euphoria by Zendiya Oh Fun. Not much else is
known about the plot yet, but Mike Myers came and Diaz,
Eddie Murphy, they're all back. Speaking of Eddie Murphy, he
was mentioned in this article that I saw about celebrities
with the most kids. He's got ten. Nothing compared to
Nick Cannon. He's got twelve right now, that's something compared
to Nick Cannon. And even Elon Musk has more kids.

(01:40:15):
He's got thirteen kids.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Whoah, I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
How many does Tyreek Jo have? I think he's not
above ten. I don't. I don't think Robert de Niro
and Steven Spielberg have seven kids. James Vanderbeek, Madonna, Angelia
and Jolie and Brad Pitch, Shaquille O'Neil, Lauren Hill they
each have six. Alec Baldwin McJagger and Marie Osmond have eight.
Tory Spelling, Rosie O'Donnell and Jim Gaffkin each have five kids.

(01:40:40):
It's a lot of damn kids. Looks I'm seeing seven
from seven.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Step it up, Dude's see.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
According to Variety, Katy Perry is going to space you guys.
Y Gail King, she is part of an all female crew.
They're going to be going on one of Jeff Bez'
Blue Origin space flights, which, other than the launch, is
kind of lame. So she's not on the crew's fifteen
minute ride, big deal. I mean the rest of the
she crew is Oprah's lover, Gails. Greg just mentioned Jeff

(01:41:07):
bezos fiance Lauren Sanchez, who apparently is behind this idea,
and these three rando chicks, this aerospace engineer, a filmmaker,
and some civil rights activists throw a couple of yeah,
the launch is scheduled for this spraying Katie Potty. Kerry
Perry posted a picture of the crew and said quote,
I'm honored to be among this diverse, diverse group of

(01:41:27):
celestial sisters, celestial God.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
I mean other than the launch, I think the rest
of it's kind of lame.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
What do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
That's not space? Again? Like you go like it launch
it feen minutes, so you're waitless for like, I don't
know what, thirty seconds. It's an amusement park ride.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
But you wouldn't if you were invited, you wouldn't go.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Oh, I totally go. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
consider that going to space. That'd be a really cool experience.
I'd love to experience that, because that's that's one of
the things I want to experience. A rocket launch. Same,
so check. Yeah, I want to be in space for
twenty four hours. I want twenty four hours of the
wait listess. I want like a full a full day
and then and I also want to experience the reatmosphere.

(01:42:15):
I reentry over the atmosphere, the fire out the window. Yeah,
that's what I want. Okay, I don't want that. That's
that's really the fire. You'll just give me that balloon
sign for the Birthdays show. We're gonna it's Shimo. We're
gonna sit page like it's Shimoda, and you know we

(01:42:36):
don't do Yeah, Nick Cannon and Robert de Niro and
Elon Musk and all those guys. They should have put it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
In the balloon.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
They should have yeah to.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
A compared to instead of having well, yeah, but that's
a little bit different, right, A little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
I do have to touch them.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Yeah, I mean with your quote donations, how many kids
you up to? Twenty three confirmed? Probably more twenty three confirmed?

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
Look I got was it legal?

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
What you did?

Speaker 9 (01:42:58):
If he's a probably more like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
They have to pick themselves. Public your birthdays today. Starting
with the celebrities. Jessica Biel, who I always confused with
the other Jessica Alba. Which one's married? The Justin Timberlakeel okay,
so Jessica Bill's married the Justin Farnat. Yeah, we're in
all the like all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
The Jessica's in the case through all this, she was
in Blade three?

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Oh cool?

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
You knew that?

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
How was Blade one or.

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
Two good enough to start a franchise?

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Jessica Biel is forty three. David Faustino Bud Bundy, Oh yes,
amazing musician Mary with children, he's fifty one. Julie Bowen,
who is Claire Dumpy on Modern Family, is fifty five.
Tone Look remember wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina. Yeah,
he's fifty nine. Jackie Joyner Cursey is sixty three, the

(01:43:49):
greatest female track and field athlete ever. Pop singer Camia
Cabello is twenty eight, and herschel Walker. Here's something interesting
about herschel Walker NFL Star Heisman Trophy winner, which he
says he doesn't remember. He suffers from d D, which
is disassociative identity disorder that makes something formerly known as
multiple personality disorder, and he says that his accomplishments were

(01:44:13):
not achieved by him, but by his alters. Interesting weirdo
what that weird? So weird? Yeah, he's sixty three years old,
and your porno birthday today is Sammy Saint Clair and
today's birthday girl. She's made her parents brown sixty five
fine films, including a couple of are Sammy's favorites. Cheating

(01:44:34):
girlfriends like a Big She was also in Cheer Squad
Sleepovers by himself. Yeah, so not just Sammy's favorite, but
also Greg because you know there was a lot of
like experimental lesbianism, I would hope, so oh yeah, yeah,
she was in Vagina Worship also Babysitters Just Want to
Have Fun Volume one. She was in Inside My Velvety Curtains,

(01:45:00):
and who can forget her unforgettable role in Kouchie Kisses.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Makes it sound so cute, see, I know, like, oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Bab kisses, Kuchie Jesses. That's Sammy Saint Clair, who's thirty
years old today, and that's your porn of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning look at
what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woodi Showbuila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Oh that's it
for this Monday morning. Already wrap it up. Yeah, getting

(01:45:29):
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What is the fattest thing you've done recently? And with

(01:46:10):
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Gory Parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Yeah, if it involves sweating or too many people, the
answer is probably know yep.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Seen a lot of funny memes lately about you know,
people hitting forty and all of a sudden going yeah
and staying in sounds great. Yeah, and it's something that
happens right around that time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
It's gotta be a universal thing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Yeah, there's like a seismic shift. Yeah, and your priority
withal and what sounds good. They say that your tastes
develop over time for things like you know, coffee or
different booties, things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Truth.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
Yeah, my taste for going out and doing anything or
sweating or sweating, although I mean being fat like this,
I sweat in snow. There you go, all right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for
giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Tuesday. Have a great day. S MD double M.

(01:47:38):
I quit this bitch.