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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the refic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday, March the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is Woody.
It's Greg Gory, what Menace, Gina Grad. We got to
Sea Bass, Sammy Bort and Menji in the Woody Show
production department. Morgan our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer.
And we are off this week. Oh wow, No, it's
a spring break. We'll be back on Monday the thirty first.

(01:13):
We've got some good stuff lined up for you today.
And you know, we always say around here when we
get to these kind of days, if you haven't heard,
it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
New to you. That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
But that said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts
on anything that you hear on the show today. If
there's an opinion or our story that you want to add,
a lot of ways that you could do that. The
best ways the after hours voicemail anytime after ten am
until five am the next morning. Eight seven, seven forty four,
Woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can email us email at the woodieshow dot com

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and of course on social media, find us and follow
us on the social media platform of your choice at
the Woody Show. Coming up for you on the show today,
around of darkweb price is rice.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You think the things that are on Craigslist are weird?
What about stuff is being sold on on the dark web?
Also the Idaho prison pen pals, yep, some of that
we'll check in with the after hours voicemail and some
of the emails that you believing for us. And a
very shocking thing a little fun fact about Sea bass
Oh coming.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Up for you.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Sure scary and Menace is very excited. There is an
abundance of news when it comes to coyotes. It seems
like everybody has a story about coyotes a personal thing.
I don't know, but I said, let's do coyote news.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I have some stuff. Maybe we can go through
Let's dot news. Everybody talk about how coyote is always
all the time over a y Okay. So that I
used the AI. What happened was the prompts.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
It just took what I wrote in the prompt and
then made a song out of the prompt. And I'm
just saying I wrote make a song about coyotes always
being in the news. Into Trouble, no bass and taking
over America can.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Talk about how coyote is always news all the time.
Taking over a.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
H Patriot tells you exactly what it is. Yeah, explains
it all right, Cody News. Let's go the first story.
The first story is a man who was in his
backyard with his chihuahua. He was in South Carolina, and
the chihuahua ran after the coyote.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And this is what happened.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
He knew that unless he phone off the animal, Roxy
was a goner. The animal fights back, biting snipes multiple times.
So he grabs the coyote by the tail, snipes, carries
him over to a garbage bin and drops him inside
like trash. Well, look you can see the lid of
the bin moving as the coyote tries to escape.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, so this guy, this guy just ran after the
coyote attacking the Shihuaala grabs the tail and lifts it
up in the air and then the thing's flame. Yeah,
and the dumps in the trash and then like sat
on the lid until the animal control came by and
picked it up, and Roxy survived, and Roxy lived. Now

(04:25):
to keep Roxy saved, this is what he's gonna.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Do, all right, Snipe is taking no chances. From now on,
Roxy will be wearing this spiky harness that will make
any coyote think twice before trying to chomp down on
this feisty little goal.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, but it's ready for the game bar now.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
So those horses are like they're like little plasticky rubber spikes. Yeah,
so if something tries to bite the mic on the strong.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah you're talking about I thought we're talking to those
like a black leather cuffs to have like the silver spiders.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
No, no, it's like that, yeah, yeah, literally it's rubber wrestler. Yeah,
it's like, yeah, it's very tall, spiky stuff.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
Met dogs in rural areas that are meant to wrangle
the sheep and keep them all together. They wear these
gigantic spiked collars to protect against wildlife.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I haven't seen the gigantic spike ones, you know, the
ones I'm talking about, Like they're like little tiny, like
silver Yeah, like little punk collar do you wear back.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
In the nineties, yeah, yeah, it's a mixture of that. Yeah, okay, cool,
so he's gonna look good now. That happened in South Carolina.
But what's happening in Dallas. Well, no, let's fine out.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Authorities are investigating whether a vigilante is shooting coyotes in
a Dallas neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Dallas Animal Services says it's investigating three coyote deaths since August,
two of them shot right now.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Authorities don't know who's doing it.

Speaker 11 (05:45):
Emily Levine is still left disturbed at the dead coyote
found in her front yard last week. People walk their
dogs all times of days, there are kids everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Don't bring that to our neighborhood.

Speaker 11 (05:58):
It's too nice of a place for that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Okay, yes, nice to shoot coyotes up in here, you know, Yeah,
if you do.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I mean apparently it wasn't illegal though.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Spright it up, yeah, shoot it, put it in a back,
throw the trash, and let's leave it there by the way.
I was always surprised about how much smaller coyotes are
in real life, Yeah, compared to thin If you've never
seen one and you just hear about coyotes and what
you're picturing, like these giants. Yeah, almost like a like
a German shepherd, the very bigger and it's not they're
like these little scrawnie up forty pounds.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, you can kick them if you had to, if
you had to self defense, all right, metace. Is coyote now?
Now coyotes in Philly? Yes, it's it's it. There's in Philly, Philly.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Get out.

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Oh god, it's a sight Tamara totally never expected to
see near her home. I throw a rescue, I thought
the fire when it was really nice, I said, I
almost a cute little fox.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I said. It was not a fox.

Speaker 13 (06:55):
I'll know where this is.

Speaker 12 (06:56):
It was during the late night run for food Tuesday night.
Oh my god, this is not that's a wolf, when
she spotted what she later learned was a coyote. It
seems that coyotes are making themselves more visible and more
at home across many parts of the Delaware Valley. Just
this week, Marple Township police posted a photo of this
coyote they captured and relocated after it snatched up a
terrier dog and brought daylight.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, no, now, fox, A fox is real, small way smaller. Yeah, dinosaurs.
She obviously didn't know it she was in all right,
it's coyote news. Okay, not too far away in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
They're noticing what I'm noticing that there's all these damn
coyotes coming out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Coyotes everywhere. Well, the social media posts keep popping up,
and so do the coyotes. But are more coyotes actually
moving in or are we just more aware of them.

Speaker 11 (07:47):
We've all seen the post saying there's so many coyotes
out here because it's mating season.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hyd your kids, hydra dogs.

Speaker 14 (07:55):
Are at their lowest point for any wildlife species, coyotes included.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So coyotes might expand the range to find food, and
your neighbors could be committing a big no no that's
attracting them.

Speaker 14 (08:06):
They leave that food out overnight for these critters, and
they're well intentioned, But every raccoon, every possum, every rat
and mouse in the neighborhood is going to come to
that food source the next predator of the lines of coyote.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm on the hide.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
You kids had your wife check that out, So don't
leave food out for animals, is what they're saying. Coyote news,
cooti news. Now they see increase in so does Las Vegas.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Now seeing more coyotes than ever before. We talked to
one homeowner who has lived in Calico Ridge for more
than two decades on why they are.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Now coyote proofing their backyards.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Gail Smith is a lifetime dog lover for home decorated
with Schnauzer decorum for dog Roxy never more than a
few steps behind her. But in July it was her
other dog, Bell that was snatched by a coyote. Here
remains found in a neighbor's yard later that day.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, how do you coyote proof your back fences?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Well, check this out. Oh, there's a whole special company
they'll do it.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Well, this is what she did.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Okay, Ultimately she paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch of.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
The block wall is blocked off with iron fencing. Well
she got what kind of the core snauder and now
the metal gates all. Yeah, fifteen thousand dollars worth of
fencing and the fencing looks super classic because coyotes can
jump mega high.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, now, I mean, Greg, I mean, I mean, how
tacky can you get if you have like Schnauzer de core.
They're just small Okay, let's just say, just for the
sense of argument. Sake of argument, don't you kind of
like it wouldn't totally suck, Like if a coyote got
the Schnauzer.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
What it would suck?

Speaker 9 (09:58):
It would Oh yeah, it was just but it wouldn't like,
it wouldn't suck enough to destroy the Look at your backyard.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
She paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch of the
block wall is blocked off with iron fencing spikes on top.
Willing to pay and do whatever it takes to protect
her for babies.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, imagine that fence. I've not seen a picture of
the fence, but all spikes and stuffy. Why don't you
just have like the barbed wire exactly and do it
over the yard too.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well, let's go back across the country to Florida, all right, Now,
where would you fly?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Now? Where would you find coyotes in Florida? Where? Well,
let's find out, all right, as cam Coral Walmart shoppers
stoked up on.

Speaker 13 (10:49):
Groceries, one coyote chose the parking lot as it's lunch
spot and duck as its main meal. What's really striking
about seeing this animal is the time of day time
a day for.

Speaker 14 (11:01):
The photograph is actually maybe the most surprising because when
they are in urban areas, they tend to avoid people.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
If you see a coyote like this, the most important
thing to do is keep your distance.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Really eating a duck outside of a Walmart on So
you know, if you happen to see a wild animal
like a coyote, you don't walk up to it.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You don't put you don't pet it. Oh yeah, really
you don't do that. So what do you think?

Speaker 15 (11:31):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Enough stories out there to have coyote news. I'm gonna
let the listeners aside one. Okay, alright there, So, uh
are you guys feeling coyote news?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
This is something Menace has been pitching for, like I said,
a solid six months. Yeah, all right, yes or no
on the coyote news. Let us know what you think.
Hit us up on the text over to two to
nine to eighty seven. Maybe the outro will help you
on this.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, coot's always been all the time, all.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right, So there you go. Yeah, there you go, coyote
news more. Woodie Show's next. Hang on the Woody Show,
Woody Show. We'll be right back. What's up?

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Woody Show Podcast listeners, it's menace. Hang out with me
this Sunday for more giveaways at the Polo Ralph Laurence
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to one pm doing a ton of giveaways for Woody
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not gonna want to miss out. It's happening this Sunday
at the Polo Ralph Laurence Store from eleven am to
one pm. March thirtieth. I'll see you there. And in

(12:35):
the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, trade,
politically correct World.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
There's great Gory. Good morning, right, there's Menace. What is
up we again, Gina?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Good morning, I Spy Sammy and Sea Bass phones open eight.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Seven seven forty four Wooding if you can send as
a text over to two to nine eight seven coming
up this sour Idaho inmate pen pals Yay. These are
the people that genuses on this account that she's just
obsessed with. And one of the first things that I
learned about her was how much she loves this kind
of stuff that and all that true crime stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Super into it.

Speaker 16 (13:20):
And also I have a little insight, though unsatisfying, on
how the inmates even get to do this.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I had to know, so I looked it up. All right, So,
were you ever like in a relationship with somebody either
in jail who had been in jail? No, nor yeah. Yeah,
I'm just wondering because it seems like something you might
be into or open to. This is the thing.

Speaker 16 (13:41):
I've said this a million times. I'm obsessed with jail
and inmate programming, reality shows, documentaries, whatever. But if I
ever got like booked on any charges, I'd never watch this.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Well, no, not you going to prison. I'm wondering, like,
have you ever like trying to strike up a relationship?
Have you ever been one of these people? No, but
that reaches out to them, or would be open to
a prison relationship.

Speaker 16 (14:03):
I wouldn't, but I'm obsessed with love after lock up.
I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Women who do so.

Speaker 16 (14:08):
I like to stay on just this side of the law,
but I got to know everything about what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
He's a watcher, so weird. Have you ever driven by
a prison and thought, God, I'd love to go in
and just check it out.

Speaker 16 (14:19):
Yes, And actually the closest I've ever gotten is in college,
my boyfriend got a job delivering donuts in the morning
and one of the places he delivered to was a
prison and I always has to go with him, and
they said I didn't have clearance to deliver the donuts.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yeah, I have a buddy that does like the in
house entertainment at a prison. And in house entertainment mean
well like the programming the cruise directory of the jail.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, pretty much, dude.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
It's actually kind of like that, you know on the
cruise how they exist they're in jail, do they control
like whatever? Like video and shows get put on there.
And I was like, dude, we can put the Woody
Show on in there, and he's like, yeah, we can
make that happen if you want.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
We recorded every day video. But yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Handles all the in house program That's incredible. But I'm like, dude,
if these people don't like what they're watching, they're gonna
come after you anyway. The reason I brought it up
is like, yeah, his car has to be like checked
every single day, like trunk there, Yeah, to make sure
he's not bringing contraband.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Speaking of people bring their significant other wid them did
I tell you about that secret Service agent that got
busted bringing the Uh yeah, we brought that up. Yeah yeah, yeah,
freaky yeah, Like the secret service agent got fired because
he brought his ex now ex girlfriend to Obama's beach
front home in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
He was just trying, he was just trying to impress her.
Is that why he got busted? Anyone of anyone of
the bang in Michelle Obama's bathroom, right, and they've since
broken up. Yeah, I'm not even to gather anyone week. Yeah,
I did think about anywhere. We'll get to the Idaho
prison pen pals here in just a few minutes. But
I did think about greg because, man, what if you
lived in our nation's northernmost town in Alaska, I would

(16:09):
probably not be here. I would be six feet under. Yeah,
it's called ka uki vaikkiavikka. It's a weird spelling.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
For about two months every year, the sun, the sun
stays below the horizon, it stays dark. Nope, it's a
prolonged polar night.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
There's other places that live, guys. I wonder how many
full time residents they have. I don't know, man, and
we'll look up the populations.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
Did you guys watch I don't know how to spell
the town Kiavik Ukiyavc, Alaska.

Speaker 16 (16:38):
Did you guys watch The True Detective Night Country season?
Literally it's called night Country because it's all in Alaska
and the whole thing is pitch black.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Wow, it's that dark. Yeah, it's like, well, I guess,
and you can't figure.

Speaker 16 (16:50):
Out, like why are these kids going to school in
the middle of the night, but like the every day
is the middle Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Barrow, it used to be called Barrow, Alaska, and they
changed the name to the native Yeah, to Ukiavik Island.
The ghost village on Stills. Oh, let's see, they can't
have a huge population, but I mean in Alaska they
do have. I mean it gets what light for yeah,
amount of time? Yeah, where just midnight the.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Sun never rarely goes down, and then there's another part
of the year where the sun just never comes up up.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's got to be so weird. Would love population four
thy nine hundred. Really, he's having way more than I
think city up until nineteen forty had less than two
hundred people. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah, and then people just flock there because they're like, man,
I'll get so much better sleep it'll be cool.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I know you would probably like a lot of email
people live there, you know, God they listening. Yeah, my
chemical coronn. I don't think I would survive the depression, yeah,
eight seven, seven forty four. I wonder where the gay
population is. Yeah, right, what's the hookup situation? Didn't have? Like,
it's probably one street in town. Yeah. Let's say you

(18:00):
live in Ukiavik. You're a gay guy. Yeah, and you're
a total whore. Yeah, the one you're one gay bar.
It's called the manhole. Yeah, and it's just the one
guy in there. Ye, the one dude. Guys. Anybody want
to join me? Nobody really? All right, I'll be here.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Someone said they worked in Alaska during the opposite transition.
It was sunlight for twenty hours a day.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
That would also drive me insane. Will not drive you crazy? Grad?

Speaker 9 (18:27):
I don't think so, really, I don't think. Because we
have this thing called curtains. If you're if it's time
for bad, it's wild. It is crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, new technology of the thing called lights if you know, well,
that's too dark, completely different. That's artificial and depressing.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
It does not mimic the real thing, and you can't
what are you gonna do go out in the middle
of a football field and put the big lights off?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
They do they play a lot of night games. Sure, yeah, sure, yeah,
they can't fourth to right, they have to what other
choice to that sound? If you don't understand lights?

Speaker 11 (18:54):
Right?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
They could probably use that new service that we talked about,
that startup that's going to use satellites to like the
they're going to use mirrors to.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
And then they could probably have They could probably do that. Yeah,
we should do that.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Imagine that it is noon, you want to have lunch
outside and you got to put those football stadium lights on.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, let's see it outside.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well, I thought about you, Greg. I saw that, and
I'm like, wow, you think so this is like a
perspective thing, like you think you want to kill yourself?
Now you could be living in like Ukiyavik.

Speaker 15 (19:25):
True?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You know, yeah, yeah, true? But I could open first. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
So you know, what's the proprietor of the manhole? You know,
Oh my god, we're gonna be the world's most unsuccessful bar.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
One, you don't need a lot of like you know,
youre on need a lot of room, more merchandise or merchandise. Yeah,
you can sell T shirts. You'll sell more T shirts
and you will beers. You stock up once a year
eight seven, seven forty four. Wood He text us over
to two to ninety seven. We'll take a quick break
and then Gina will have Idaho prison pen pal. Yay,
that is next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Hang on, Lady jelemen bone broth, Lady jem Bone breath.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
Disease from food and minces.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Well, as we know, Gina is obsessed with all that
true crime stuff. She watches all these men I love
after lock.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
Up all of it, like it first day in ninety
days in, sixty days in and we're getting text from
people being like, I'm into prison.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
What you want to know? So we're gonna have a
conversation at some point.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Have you ever gone to one of those museums where
they have like Ted Bundy's car and nolases of Jeffrey DAGs.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's the thing.

Speaker 16 (20:42):
I'm a little bit I guess of an endga, because
I don't want to glorify those a holes.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I just like that.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm just fascinated with the prison system.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
I mean, you can go to like the people in them, nah,
like Calcatraz and stuff.

Speaker 16 (20:53):
Yeah, that's really interesting all those A ghost hunter wanted
me to go to Alcatraz with them.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
And said they're picking up orbs. That'd be fun. How
would you guys be staying in the same hotel room,
like in the same bed obviously, Yeah.

Speaker 16 (21:04):
I mean with a toilet in the middle, so nothing
would happened, right, exactly, exactly?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
All right, So this is an Idaho inmate prison pen pals.
This is like an account.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yes, so the IDO.

Speaker 16 (21:13):
See, the Idaho Department of Corrections has a bunch of
dudes and sometimes ladies that have a TikTok account where
they want you to download this JPay app and then
have these you know, strike up little convo maybe see
if the sparks fly.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I've been You've been curious. I've been curious. How
are they allowed to do this?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
That's been our biggest question, because like they have a
video and there's audio, although sometimes they're doing the video, but.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Then they're using the receiver. Yeah, yeah, you know, from
like a phone, like yeahs the microphone. So like the
only thing I could think of you can tell me
if I'm right or wrong? Here, somebody on the other
side of like the visiting glass is videotaping them and
they're using that phone receiver to capture the audio.

Speaker 16 (21:57):
I think you might be right about that, because here
is the incredibly and only answer I could find very
unsatisfying in my opinion as to how they're allowed to
do this.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's not like they have cameras and stuff. Exactly songs, right,
The Department of Corrections told CBS.

Speaker 16 (22:12):
Two News when they asked if this is allowed, they said,
we have no authority over third parties who post electronic
and video communication on behalf of our residence.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So exactly what? So somebody visits them? Right? Aren't those
visits monitored? But I mean apparently anything. Yeah weird.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
But you know what's funny is like when they're being
like super corny and like singing songs, there's somebody on
the other end recording.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Take two.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
After you've been dumping in front of other people for
so long, Like, what's singing a song? Somebody who's videotaping you?

Speaker 16 (22:52):
Well, I have personally hand selected five new bachelors, okay,
and uh, you know I if one of them strikes
your fancy, maybe this is a new.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Life for you.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
All right, So what we're gonna do is we're going
to hear a little bit about them. We have to
try to also guess what they're in for.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Correct. It's multiple choice.

Speaker 16 (23:08):
Correct, and it's not always as easy as it sounds.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
So first up, we have Zach. He's thirty six.

Speaker 16 (23:13):
He sports a shaved head, very well kempt beard, looks
like anyone you pass on the street, and he takes
a political approach to land the ladies.

Speaker 17 (23:21):
Okay, everybody out there, my name is za com Old
Current and I had an apartment of corressions doing here
from one to five, waiting on Trump to make America
great again.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
And it's looking for pimpals.

Speaker 17 (23:33):
If anybody's interested in writing me, you can get a
hold of me on JPay dot com.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Look for to hear from you soon.

Speaker 16 (23:40):
So he's saying, what's a conservative deer?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
He said, soon enough? You know he's waiting for America
to be great? What is he locked up for?

Speaker 16 (23:49):
Wirefraud, unlawful discharge of a weapon in a house, involuntary
manslaughter in the second degree.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
It is one of the three games.

Speaker 16 (24:00):
Wire fraud, unlawful discharge of a weapon in a house
that one's out, involuntary manslaughter in the second degree.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Involuntary manslaughter in the second degree for five years. I
don't think you're gonna get five years for accidentally.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah. See, that's the one I think it is.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
Is the unlawful discharge of a weapon.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Yeah, because he could be a felon that shouldn't have
a good bag or like attempted like they didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, that's why I say involuntary manslaughter. So it wasn't
like he set out to do it. So I'm just
going by the sentence on this one.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
And if he's talking about making America great and he's
in for manslaughter, that would be very hypocritical.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I'm gonna do. I'm in the weapon one as well,
the weapon one.

Speaker 14 (24:40):
All right.

Speaker 16 (24:40):
The correct answer is, and I don't know why I
had such a hard time keeping a straight face for this,
a lawful discharge of a weapon.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
In a house. You guys nailed it. He did great.

Speaker 16 (24:52):
But because we are very fair and balanced on this show.
Next up we have Branson and he's thirty seven. When
you know we're Republicans, get their shout out, so do
the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
This is Branson. This message is for President of the
United States of America. Mister Joe Biden, Sir, can you
ask Kamala Harris to just send me a picture of
her feet? That's the whole thing. I ask for a pardon, no, nothing,
It's just he's asking for a picture of Kamala's feet.
The important things the president.

Speaker 16 (25:25):
Yeah, well he knows asking her direct and yeah, he's
not casting a white net. He has one woman and
one woman not only on his name.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, all right, just the feet.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, he's not asking for the Imagine if you got
like some correspondence on official White House letterhead in Boston.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, yeah, and it was like a letter like.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Thank you, thank you Branson for your message, and enclosed
is your requested photo.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, just a picture of her feet. You're a fine
citizen on the official stay up, Yeah, hanging there.

Speaker 16 (26:04):
What is he in the Gray Bar hotel for? Is
it counterfeiting and laundering money? Is it aggravated assault on
an elderly person? Or drug trafficking in heroin and attempt
to elude a police officer?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Three? What's Branson in for? Let's say drugs? Yeah, I'm
gonna say the drug charge and eluding police officers. Okay,
I don't know. As soon as you said it. It
spoke to me. It's like I got that, like, yeah,
I got that weird gut feeling like oh that's it. Agreed, agreed, Okay.

Speaker 16 (26:38):
Yeah, because Brandson doesn't seem like the type that would
beat up.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Grahad No, no, yeah, you are all correct.

Speaker 16 (26:43):
Drug checking and heroin and attempt to elude a police officer.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Nice, excellent crush at this game. This is Idaho inmate
prison pen pals.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk to Cody.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Now.

Speaker 16 (26:56):
Cody's a young man who keeps it one hundred all
day air day. I'm not even gonna speak anymore. I
just want Cody to do the talking from here.

Speaker 18 (27:04):
If you're looking for somebody who ruined your life, your
name and your credit and might be able to be
that guy.

Speaker 16 (27:14):
All right, wow, honest as they come, your.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Credit and your life. Yeah, and if you're looking for that,
hit me up. Yeah, I'm your guy, dude. And oh
there's some women that are like, oh that does sound yeah.

Speaker 16 (27:27):
Menes, I'm glad you said that because they could fix them.
The comments on some of these are unbelievable and Miley
Mama Sita commented on Cody and said, I see the
good in him. I know he's a good person. He
just needs to be loved, right, so you are not
wrong about that, and you'll milk the poison right out
of him. Yeah, all that negativity, all that bad boy stuff.

(27:49):
She'll get it right out, that's right, and then it'll
be gone.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
What's the mental plitch with women like that? They should
do extensive studies broken.

Speaker 16 (27:57):
Wings syndrome, baby bird. I can fix him, like I
said the other day, knowing where he's at at all times.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
He's faithful, if you know, if that's what you're into,
unless he's gay for the stay true.

Speaker 19 (28:08):
Do you think that it's maybe like also maybe their
parent or someone and their family was in jail, so
they sympathize kind of in that way.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
They're just used to dealing with the penal system. But
they love the drama.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
I think they love the drama of being able to
just like constantly talk with their girlfriends about things that
they're going through.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It gives them to talk about like a broad life.

Speaker 14 (28:34):
You know.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
It's sad though, because in one of many disturbing episodes
of Love after lock Up, there's a woman who starts
dating this guy in prison and she already has kids.
They're not his kids, but she always threatens them and
goes if you guys, don't you know, calm down at
the grocery store. I'm gonna call your daddy at prison.
He's not their daddy, and she'll call and be like, oh, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Was acting up, and it's like this is the saddest,
like most make believe world, you know.

Speaker 16 (29:00):
So I don't know, man, we might have to look
in and maybe we'll do a defending your uh oh yeah,
here to defend yourself?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yourself? Are you a woman who's uh in their relationship
with somebody who's in prison?

Speaker 18 (29:11):
If you're looking for somebody who ruined your life, your
name and your credit and might be.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Able to be that guy, so glad, I'll get all right?

Speaker 13 (29:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
What is what is Cody in for? He is in
for one of these three choices? I see Morgan dating
one of these guys, but yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (29:30):
Is he is he in for stalking, child abandonment or
trafficking math?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
He sounds like a trafficking math guy. Guy, he has
a math voice. H I'm gonna say stalking, I'll say
child abandonment, menace? And what do you really got some
connections with these people. It is trafficking math. Yeah, I'm
getting like a like a contact tie just hearing his voice.

(29:58):
We have two more gentlemen. So, Morgan, would you ever
date somebody who's in jail?

Speaker 15 (30:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, for sure you would.

Speaker 17 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:04):
My last job, actually the last radio station I worked for,
some guy and Jill wrote me a letter and made
this like little jail art thing, and so I wrote
him back and then he never wrote me back again.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I feel like the creep now, all right? What was
the what was the drawing?

Speaker 11 (30:20):
It was like a heart. It was around Valentine's Day
and I had my name in the middle.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I still haven't And do you know what he was
in for?

Speaker 14 (30:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
We tried to look it up.

Speaker 11 (30:30):
I'm sure Minace you could figure it out, but I
don't know.

Speaker 19 (30:33):
Do you think maybe he got out and that's why
you didn't hear back from him, But you never got
your letter?

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Maybe me with that? That's nice. You didn't put your
return address on it, did you, you know?

Speaker 11 (30:43):
I don't think so?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, maybe to the radio station the radio station address?
One two threes.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
Wrote, Yes, I would date a guy in prison?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (30:53):
Why because I mean they're human beings too, uh huh.
And and I like my alone time. I'm so it
could be like the perfect someone's a good answers me.

Speaker 16 (31:05):
But not and they have nothing to do but work
out all day, so they're ripped. Yeah, a lot of
them are ripped.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
And some of them are hot.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah that's the thing. Oh my god, are there not
some girls?

Speaker 11 (31:16):
I like them anyway?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
But aren't there hot guys who are not in prison?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (31:20):
And they're probably married, have kids.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, they're all taken not into me. Yeah, yeah, all right,
ones are available. You could basically do no wrong to
an inmate. They'd be so happy just to have you,
to have your attention.

Speaker 11 (31:32):
To your company, you would think, greg, But then they don't, and.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Then they go back. Yeah, right, prisoner often I know
a prisoner who made the first move.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
I'll have to find a letter.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You're writing must suck. Yeah, you get a lot of
cold feet. He has more options than yeah, ready letter.
He noticed stuff red flash.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
Do you want to know something really embarrassing too? I
sprayed it with my perfume.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh my god, just fail it with a kid. It
was all like wax standard things. Wow, Morgan, did you
send a picture.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I was about to say that maybe she came on
too strong, and she certainly did. Yeah, we're like, oh god,
this chicks. This chick's a clinger, romantic. I'm just trying
to complexly devoted Sandra d the hell's wrong. And now
back to show and back to Gina Grad and the

(32:41):
Idaho inmate prison pen pals. Now we did hear from Morgan,
who admitted to us that she actually sent a letter
to a guy who was in jail who had written
her when she worked at a different radio station. He
never wrote her back. Now we have some people on said,
what do you show Idaho fell in here? Oh god, Morgan,

(33:05):
your letter was probably confiscated because you sprayed it with perfume.
And then somebody else said the same thing, basically, if
there's a weird smell, that the officer's discretion to distribute
the letter after they checked them for things.

Speaker 16 (33:19):
You know what, it makes me sad because I felt like, oh,
are there you know knows it's too sensitive. No, because
you're probably trying to cover up another scent.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, you soaked it in drugs. Yeah, you wouldn't have
known that.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
That is a next time you just like kind of
like rub it on your box and send it in there.
Just shut it just gets the pheromones or whatever, and
then you're all good.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
You know.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
No, that makes me sad, though, I wrote a very
heartfelt letter back, like I'm stuck up, bitch.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Your future, Morgan, that is sweet. Inmates are people too,
Yes they are. Some just made mistakes, even if it
was a terrible one. I hope the rest of the
show crew follows your lead on that. Yeah, right, yeah,
come on, that's not happening. We should each adopt an
inmate to Palo.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
Great idea.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
No, you guys have victims, right, thank you.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I had a listener pen pals before from there was
this one where this guy was just defending his brother
and he with this dude's ask, well, no, his brother,
his brother was getting jumped and he jumped in and
knocked some dude out and yea, so he ended up
getting a little bit of time for that.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, we saw collect calls that the radio station get
mad if we accepted them, but I would always accept them. Yeah,
that's because you can collect calls from the prison.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah that's a couple of buns.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Well, we did radio in an area where they had
the female prison and we were very popular. Yeah, yeah, guys,
there is a website all the heat.

Speaker 16 (34:41):
I would have to do dramatic readings because they don't
have video, but there is, like there are prison Babe
and jail Babe websites.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Maybe we'll save that for another day. Who's the who's
the next inmate?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Here?

Speaker 16 (34:51):
Let's talk to Marlon. He's twenty seven. Marlon is a
hopeless romantic, but he doesn't sugarcoat the fact that he's
looking for someone to make me sweet love to.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Okay, here's a Marlin who's locked up an idole.

Speaker 17 (35:04):
Keep this one short and said, but one name is mine,
about to get out three.

Speaker 11 (35:08):
I'm just trying to me here.

Speaker 17 (35:12):
And I'm telling you right now you are ready for
what I'm ready to put down right now.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
So you're interested in badly?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
If not, big bitch, he's gonna blow a hole through
your back. Yeah. You watch he's all pent up.

Speaker 20 (35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
And if you're interested, great, If not, be thick bitch.
Now again, some people go for this.

Speaker 16 (35:35):
Sometimes they're men, sometimes they're women.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Everybody likes these guys.

Speaker 16 (35:40):
One uh, one man wrote and I quote loud, let
me get my walls tight Marlin. Okay, alright, so you
know everybody loves Marlin. All right, all right, let's find
out actually, so he might have a take here.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
It might not be exactly what he's looking for, but
it's a taker.

Speaker 16 (35:57):
Yeah, so I just hit myself, right, all right, what
is Marlin locked up for? Is it Arson, Burglary or
computer crimes.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
I'll go first with Burglary. I think you get a
way longer sentence for Arson. Oh, I think I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, I'm also gonna go with Greg Burglary.

Speaker 16 (36:21):
You don't think he's a hacking mastermind.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It doesn't really come off as a hacking mastermind.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Also, I think, really I don't know how I don't
know how long he's been long he said, well, he
said four months. He has four more months, four more months,
So like we don't know how long it could have
been Arson.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
But I'm gonna go with Burglary. Round the wheel Burglary. Yeah, yeah,
you all are correct.

Speaker 16 (36:44):
And finally we have sweet Sweet Kenneth. Kenneth is thirty one.
He lives in a fantasy world where he was once
a teenage mutant Ninja Turtle. We'll get into that, but
for anyone who wants him to cook for you. Kenny
might be your per the guy.

Speaker 17 (37:00):
All right, men, you can just tell me Kenny like
Barbie's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Here.

Speaker 17 (37:04):
Most of the time, I spend in my new uniform,
and I'm pretty good at throwing into stars.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Not Splinter taught me himself.

Speaker 17 (37:12):
I'm a pretty big deal with a shamp experience. I
could cook and burrito any kind of flavor of ramen
you could ever imagine.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I can even stump anyway. J So you like ramen
and ninja turtles? Right, tell my Splinter himself. He's talking
about spread. He knows how to make, yes, the burritos.

Speaker 16 (37:34):
But I like that he's taking credit for the flavors,
Like the flavors come in the package, just to know.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Like what's too much, what's crazy to start combining them?
Maybe it's like a it's like a surfing turf and
the beef and the beef. No, it's not just the
items in the packet though, because you also put mayo. Yeah, chetos.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (38:01):
So you basically take a tortilla or are you like
roll out a piece of bread or whatever, and then
you just load it with ramen chips.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
It's discussed Michel years ago. At this point, I still
have the taste in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And it's been at least five or six years that
we that we were making his prison stuff and it
was a chef Menace.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It wasn't MENACE's cooking pot. It was it wasn't too bad. Well,
here's the thing.

Speaker 16 (38:26):
In a lot of the behind the scenes shows of
like Lockdown, they talked to the camera crew and the
camera crews like, you got to eat it if they
say it, because otherwise you're insulting them.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What is Kenneth locked up for?

Speaker 10 (38:38):
It?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is it that's disrespect? What's he locked up for?

Speaker 16 (38:43):
Possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, prostitution
and solicitation, or criminal contempt of court with battery? Did
he punch somebody in court? Did he try to sell drugs?
Or did he prostitute himself or solicit He's.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Too childlike for all that stuff. I'm gonna say the
first one.

Speaker 16 (39:01):
The possession of the controlled sepsance with intent to deliver, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Punch someone in court, Yeah, I'm gonna go with three.
I'm going with three. Contempt of court, Yeah, I'm gonna
I'm gonna go with that one. I'm going number one.

Speaker 16 (39:15):
Little Kenneth and Master Splinter are locked up for possession
of a control. Alright, so great job everyone, right, Yeah,
he killed it. I hope we made a love connection
today and godspeed.

Speaker 17 (39:30):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Text just came in nine to three.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Hey, Morgan, I've been to prison, did nineteen years flat
for aggravated assault. Yes, I've been out ten years, but
I still can't. But I'm still kind of ripped. I
promise if you write me, I'll write you back.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
Oh honey, I texted him back. I said, that's hot.
What's your address?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Alight?

Speaker 11 (39:50):
He sent it, so I'm gonna send him a letter,
a letter.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
All right. So we have another new hour here. We're
checking in on the after hours voicemails and man, I
got a bunch of emails. Yeah, now a ton of emails.
Let's see. We'll start with some of the after hours voicemails.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
As you know, anytime after ten am you can leave
us a message eight seven seven forty four until we
hit the air the next morning. We had a topic
recently about reinventing yourself, Like did you decide like what
you were doing just wasn't for you anymore?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You were forced in some way, shape or form to
just change gears. What were you doing? What are you doing?
And what did you have to do in order to
make that happen? It wasn't worth it.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
We were asking all those questions while we got this
person who told us what happened in their situation.

Speaker 20 (40:43):
My name's Eric.

Speaker 15 (40:44):
I was a chef for over ten years, ended up
getting drunk one night cheating on my wife and figured
it was time for shape. So the last sixteen months
changed fields and an iron worker out and uh to
do that and I haven't had a trench and life

(41:05):
was good.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
So one drunken night cheats on his wife changes everything up.
I mean, to be fair, though, it's not hard to
not be a chef or to be a chef. It's
pretty straightforward. But well you think everything's easy though, I mean,
I would say no. Ironworking takes a lot of skill.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
So this one's following up from Sea Bass teaching everybody
about push ups.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 20 (41:28):
Yeah, I'm just calling about the topic about push ups
and uh men's health, our health in general. None of
the listeners think that Sea Bass is like this fit
guy he looks like a wine blown at lesbian.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, yeah, so there's that didn't address the topic whatsoever. No,
I don't know, see, I don't know if that's the end.
They were like, uh, Morgan, when you go through these
like was there was there more to that one?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Or we just like that was it? He just there
and that's that.

Speaker 16 (41:58):
Although I do have a question about that when you
were gonna when you did a push up in the
studio SeaBus, why couldn't I film it?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I know how you work?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I mean, what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
That was the I look, there are plenty of There
are plenty and plenty of from especially like military people,
Navy seals, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Videos of how to do push ups. When your girl says,
hey do this for me, do something physical for me,
that is to be used later against you. But if
you're talking about doing one push up and you say
you know how to do one properly, what would be.

Speaker 16 (42:30):
The showing us how to do a push up?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
See again, I know, I know mean girling when it
had when I see it, nobody you guys, this is
a girl thing. You were the ones sitting around talking
about how you do great push up? I didn't say that.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
I said, well, I was about to ask what was
the purpose of taking that video when there are kinds
of other question?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Good question.

Speaker 16 (42:48):
I would love to answer the question that you asked
me in a way that's informative. So Sea Bess gave
a speech about how to do a push up, and
he said what he didn't know how to do a
push up? And he was telling us the correct way
to do a push up. So I said, can you
show us a push up and I will video it.
I was going to give it to you to post,
so you know for content like this is what is
this is the push up that Sivas was talking about.

(43:09):
That's the end of my trickery.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Did you video any of what these push ups? Well?
Because I just I just dropped down and started doing that.
It actually, yeah, Like it wasn't that.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
It wasn't that you couldn't do whatever. I'm like, I
don't know what it is about push ups, Like I
don't I don't really have a hard time. Yeah, I
can't do with push ups the way you would think.
I would think when all of a sudden you see
a big, giant, fat guy and they're like really fast,
it can run run.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You're like, wow, how did that this guy on our Instagram?
By the way, there's a video that I saw yesterday
there's this guy, this big fat guy doing these like
dives off like a high dive diving board time thing,
and he's got.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Really great form and this guy is huge. I am
impressed when the giant fat guys can do ballet really well.
Look this guy, Greg, watch this guy. He's huge, right
and then watch his form?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
And by the way, this wasn't my like, oh, this
wasn't my crusade. This was a study that said, like,
at a certain age, this gender should be able to
do this many push ups. And I was just saying, boy,
that sounds like too many for you know, fifty it
was it a forty five year old woman can do?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I said, probably not. I still don't understand, Like, what
what bad you think would have come from a video
of like one chush up? I know, I said.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Anyway, this is that email from Michael Michael email at
the woodieshow dot com. Hey Woodie Show, I'm running you
from my hospital bed. I'm a podcast listener and wanted
to thank you for keeping me company as I recover
from surgery. I've been in the er doing a massive
kidney stone the size of a standard marble menace can
relate to that. Tuesday, doctors piped a laser down my

(44:40):
shaft and blasted a stone and the smaller passable pieces
in there.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
And when I woke up from my lovely propofile nap,
Grega the nurse tease.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Me for bleeding all over the front of my gown,
referring it to referring to it as a quote peer.
When I checked on my little buddy, it had a
string coming out of it like a tamp.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
My god.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Anyway, it's probably too much information, but I thought i'd
share because wieners are hilarious.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
I love that is from Michael. Thank you Michael, Michael
that your feeling does the in this case. I guess
the catheter with a laser and it doesn't tear you
up to the point that you're bleeding in there.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Oh yeah, what do you wake up cracking? You wake
up and uh, it's a river of blood. Yeah, boy.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
And then I so what he's talking about is the
the Yeah, the catheter or sometimes the stint that's in there.
It looks like something's hanging out and then I screamed
and I beg them to take out the catheter.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I'm like, I'll be fine. Well, I have an email
here from Brandy. Brandy is the mom of the baby
that we were judging. She heard the feedback, Yeah, I
loved it. Thanks so much for putting my baby photos up.
Your comments and the ones on Instagram are too funny.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Gina is so right.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
She does get a little upset too easily. Her name
is Alana, name after her grandpa Alan. He's a foul
mouthed old man, so maybe she took on his personality.
Thanks again, guys, love your show. That is from Brandy.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Brandy. Brandy, that's the mom who sent her photos in
for that last round of judge my baby. If that's
all she took was a bad attitude, then this is from.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Roy, who writes in hoy catching up on the podcast
both listening to Sammy's Iceland adventure and the person calling
in for the ask the ladies about why girlfriends become
friends with the person that you cheated on them with.
And I thought i'd share my experience during the pandemic,
I had a lot of free time, but my wife didn't,
so I found adventure friends, mostly women. We did all

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sorts of things together, usually as a group, but sometimes
one on one, including camping. Can you imagine, Hey, so
I'm looking for stuff to do. I'm telling my wife
I'm gonna go camping with his broad Thank you?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
We did all sorts of things. I never cheated, but
I found that my wife had always add these other
women to her friend's circle soon after. Is this part
of the women jealousy thing? Also, if Sammy needs someone
to go with on a vacation, I'm down, but I
expect her to be I expect her to be having
shopping dates with my wife soon after.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
That is from Roy, Thank you Roy.

Speaker 16 (47:18):
Well, that makes sense because she wants to keep an
eye on these broads. That's why she's friendly.

Speaker 19 (47:23):
Keeping an eye on it though, because if you're friends
with the husband, why wouldn't you be friends with the wife.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
It makes sense to begin with.

Speaker 16 (47:29):
I think that's a good cover, But personally I think
she's keeping an eye.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I thuse she wants to see all of her different
photos on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 16 (47:37):
I think they're both like, oh yeah, okay, you're our
friend now, but also as our friend, my.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Wife would never go for it. It's going to say,
would Mario go for it? I'm gonna show not you
go for that menace? She would not be.

Speaker 8 (47:53):
No, there's a separate layer with gay men because you
could have just a guy friend and if he happens
to be gay, doesn't that well now damn it. He
could be romantically.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I think it depends on.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Who are two dudes going camping together? Why not the
two guy whos would they would?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
But of course, of course all my gay all my
ky friends other than Greg, they're all hooking up with
each other.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Really Yeah, if they're not like a big group of
guy friends, like just two straight dude friends, they're gonna
go camping together? Oh yeah that of course.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I mean just asking who I don't camp as you
knowing that out there, rather go camping with you can?
Else you can? I think you like either go with
a group of friends before you go as a couple
or a family just like two's got to be three
and three or more romantic weekend.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
I mean, if you can't find other people that can go.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I'm just throwing it out there, all right, Jacob writes
it email dot com. Hello, what he showed peeps, a
couple of random questions a while back Sea bass One
on the Sho Show or something where he missed a
week I can't remember if he talked about it whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (49:05):
Are we ever going to get the details on that
I missed a long weekend? And there may be in
a signature involved and this show may have already supposed
to have been out, but there may be legal problems
with this show.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You still can't say anything about that.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Oh God, the NDA that I may or may not
have signed. Because there's a ton of people that have
been all out there. I didn't know if that like
that was all of a sudden like nol and void, because.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
There's a ton of people who anonymously have been out there,
and there's some people who are anonymously suing these people,
and so I don't want to get into that until Okay, that's.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Resor has there ever been a rebuttal from anyone after
they were put on blast during the Crossroads segment? You
guys are awesome. That is from Jacob. Thank you very much, Jacob.
You every once in a while, everyone. The funniest ones
are the ones that initially came in, like through a
text or something. Like that, and they, of course they
say never listening again.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Then you click on the history of their conversations with
us years they've never gone anywhere. They've never gone a promises.

Speaker 12 (50:00):
See.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I got one more email from this from Joe oh
Rights and Hey, Woody, show listening to a podcast you're
talking about the chocolates at the vet?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh? I sent Greg and Gina.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Well, I sent it to you because, like I'd mentioned
that I'd seen this before, but I finally the post
came up in the feed. I'm like, oh, this is
the one I was talking about, so I sent it
to you. No, I wasn't trying to be evil. It's
just that we have mentioned it a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah, exactly, Hey, what show it to the podcast about
the chocolates at the vet?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Dude, that got me so bad when I saw it.
We had to put our dog down last month. He
was thirteen years old and they had that jar in
there along with some beef treats, and you better believe
that he got his share of tears soaked Hershey's kisses. Anyway,
just wanted to share that sometimes tough guys can cry
like a bit and it's okay.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Only sometimes though very rarely almost never.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
You know, I love you guys. You make every single
day better for me. I even saved the Friday podcast
to help get me through the weekends.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Also just have to mention this.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
At first, I really missed that other chick who used
to be on the show, but I have come to
really really love Gina. At this point, I have to
stop or remember that there even used to be anybody else.
Keep doing awesome stuff that is from Joe.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Thank you, Joe. I appreciate that.

Speaker 16 (51:23):
Would you like the actual word for word wording of
what's on top of the jar for the chocolate.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Okay, so what they do is that these some vets
offices they'll have like a jar of treats chocolate, something
dogs typically can't have.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I guess this one also had some beef treats. What's
obvious they can have. Yeah, and it's for when the
owners are coming in to you know, put them down.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
This jar is.

Speaker 16 (51:46):
Reserved for our euthanasia appointments, because no dogs should go
to heaven without tasting chocolate.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
And that's sweet. I mean, it's so nice. Here's another
one left that part out. Here's here much sweet one
they got her she's a little her. She's in there
and it's labeled Goodbye Kisses in Menace.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
You're right, it's a great photo to get, like, Hey,
you know how you're just cooling about your day. Remember
these kisses that we give the dogs before we put
them down. I just wanted to send you this photo
take care.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there. Show sure we
do know somebody on the text that we do know
the guys first and last name.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
We could run a background check on this guy that
Morgan's considering going to Commo with.

Speaker 16 (52:36):
Feel like we've kind of done that menace man.

Speaker 11 (52:40):
I just asked his last name a couple of days ago.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That's right, So I mean we know what he's told
us what he does for a living. Yeah, And and
this other one on social media.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Morgan just a reminder they have yet to apprehend the
big bird slasher.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Oh I haven't heard of that one. Care that I
was like to go. And Morgan is built like a
big bird. She is tall.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
She don't make a girls feel good.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It's worked on.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Hey, that's a huge bitch, you know after this He
a big bird, all right? So the other because she's yellow,
so uh, the other that came.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Up in this Jesus Christ, Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
don't hold it against Sea Mass. You didn't, right, Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
The other faman came up in that meeting when she
was like throwing, Oh hey, guys, you think I should
go on this trip with this dude. H We made
a joke about Sea Bass being like signing up because
he's talking about going and becoming a substitute teacher.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, working with that. Were you at one point, you know,
to do the Big Brother Big Sister program? Were you
a big brother? Because Gina said I'd love to see
SeaBASS is a big brother? Did I say it like that?
I would love to see it?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I know.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I like, well, if you'd been around with me before
I moved to the Woody Show, you would have had
the opportunity. Oh no, I would love that. Is this
a project or how did this even happen? Exactly?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
But I believe the reason was this was a long
time ago that my friends right out of college, we
all lived together and hung out, and we had a
couple of like rental houses we all kind of you know,
piled around in, and all they would do all day
Saturday and all day Sunday is watch college football and
pro football, which I enjoyed that, but not eight hour,
nine hour chunks all weekend long. It's like, well, I

(54:32):
got to find something to do. And for whatever reason,
I meet moms. That's the first thing I thought. For
whatever reason, I just thought like big brothers, big sisters
popped into my head. I forget why, Like he's just
I was like, oh, that'd be cool. And apparently they
are in dire need of big brother They are because
there's one thousand to one girls that want to be

(54:52):
big sisters. Because girls are more caring and empathetic, and
that's that's just the way they are. But dudes like
myself who are like have a back, can passive background check?
Have references?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Which they do?

Speaker 8 (55:04):
They do ask for it. Funny, there's another background check
I may have a problem passing. I'll tell you guys
about unrelated to this.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
And so I did that.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
I gave references, passed the background check, and I spent
a year plus I think, with a little boy named Pablo,
and he was in the program not because he had
a single mom, but because his parents did not speak
English was their first language. And they exactly like they
they so like whenever I met with them, and like

(55:34):
the big brother Liaison, she was you know, bilingual or whatever,
and they just wanted Pablo to go. And he was
nine at the time. They just wanted him to get
out and do American things. He went to school and
all that stuff, so on and so forth, but they
wanted him to kind of just kind of get more
out into the cultured experience. And we would do I mean,
I had free movie tickets from the radio stations, so
we'd go to you know.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Whatever the whatever the go to, go to museums, you
know that sort of activity, you know, medieval time sories
and stuff.

Speaker 16 (56:07):
Yeah, so what conversations would you have?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
And how old was a kid?

Speaker 16 (56:14):
Okay, so how what kind of conversations are you having?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
We were just talking about we all go what guys
do is we talk about what we're doing?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, so like what are you doing this week? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (56:21):
So like we would if like, hey, we're going to
this movie as we're talking about, if we're going to
this you know, science museum, that's we're talking about what's
happening there.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
But why why this particular thing, I honestly because it
seems so out of character for you. I honestly don't
looking for something to do or not. Yeah, exactly like
I didn learn archery. Yeah, I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
It was just it came across my feet because it
wasn't I don't know anybody who's ever done it before.
It was just a spur the the spur the whatever thing,
and I went through with it and it was quite
rewarding me.

Speaker 16 (56:50):
I say, before or after you donated all your spurm.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
It was after okay, Yeah, so that.

Speaker 11 (56:56):
Was maybe he was feeling a little.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Want to see what the other side was like oies aching.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
You kept in contact, you know, I pread that I had,
I dodn't didn't really keep in contact. And it's not
like we anything bad happened at all. It's just I
just kind of like drifted watching your videos and I
even know.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
That there.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
So it wasn't the thing that we're just trying to
meet moms and there's ways, side hustles, wayser ways to hook.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I agree, but you also like the project challenge. There're
way more ethical waste. But Seabeast is right though.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
So like our friends at brew Haha Productions that put
on music festivals, they always have big Brother, Big Sister
a tent out there at all their festivals to try
to get more people because they.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Need There's say this because in Greg will agree with me.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Society has demonized men so much so the devil that
I don't think I one even participate because.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You don't know something.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Well, we were getting texts the other day about like
how mall Santas aren't allowed to have like in every
photo they take. They can't have their hands like behind
someone's shoulders because then someone might accuse them. Rightly, can
you still sit on their lap?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
That's the whole point.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
Maybe, I'm sure you can't. It's probably a little box
sitting next to them, right, just stand in front. Yeah
again we so we're like we the good guys out
here the sea basses of the world.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
We want to help.

Speaker 16 (58:29):
Well, you got to stand up in whatever that was.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
That must have been like you know, before you get
a dog and walk through the park. That must have
been like the move like you know, so what do
you do with your time? Stays? Well, you know, I'm
a big brother.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Every twice I took girls I was dating on is
like not as like a boyfriend and as a date,
but like they wanted to hang out while we were
doing an activity.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
It's like, oh, absolutely, just to see that this kid
really existed. He gets more Woody Show next, We'll be
right back the Woody Show. So we found that officially
Sea Bass was a big brother at one point, not
by you know, blood, just by big brother, big sister program.
The kid's name Pablo. He was nine years old and

(59:11):
somebody on the text out of right, we need to
find Pablo.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I know where is he?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
He's definitely an adult. Now where is Pablo? Do you
remember last name?

Speaker 8 (59:25):
I don't, and I'm sure they have records. I don't
know if they are allowed, maybe after they turn eight.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Team Yeah, excuse me, do you have any records on
this miner? I'm looking trying to He said, no, no, no,
it's not like that. I was his big brother. Savitoria. Yeah,
he's of age.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Is it possible the Sea Bass is the most caring
Woody Show employee wonders a.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Texture from the three two three.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
It's it's likely you grat Sea Bass from being awesome,
even though you have an ugly car.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Oh no, my old uh my old Honduck cords dying.
But I have a cyber truck now, which is the
ruliest car on the planet.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah, according to the data looking at car crashes between
twenty seventeen and twenty twenty two, Tesla's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I found this to be surprising. Actually, they have the
highest fatal crash rate of any car brand in the
United States. Kias or second is that. I believe Tesla
is very surprised. You said not have that and then
buick at number three. What those are built like tanks?
I thought I didn't think they still I think that
with the way of Chrysler.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It has to be because Tesla's are just so fast
and people are just going I don't know, I.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Can't over the over the whole population. That can't be true, though,
So do you think of maybe Sea Bass is what
we see is the act and the real Sea Bass
is maybe like because he's you know, she center.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't think
we'll ever know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah, it's you get, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
But if he was truly as callous and uncaring and
everything else that he portrays or likes to, you know,
pretend that he is, he wouldn't be able to hang
for more than like I think one get together with
a brother big sister.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Well, and again, callous and uncaring is what you guys
are projecting on me. I'm just factual and matter of
factly and scientific and smart, exactly right and muscular, not
a not a motion headed idiot like some certain people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Like who the rest of the population certain everyone else,
everybody by now I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Yeah, well that's because unfortunately, and and rule on Musk
knows this as well, is that you know, the the
rest of the people out there are dumb and they
don't understand the logic that you have, so they they
demonize you, and they come at you with your pitchforks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Right, I'm here, I'm here for your benefit. They did
do that too, like the actual Tesla, I.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
Mean galile Yeah, Tesla, the actual Tesla galle Tesla Galileo
was killed by the Church because just for saying, hey,
guys this, I'm noticing some facts about the solar system.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yes, baby, get it, We're back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yes, get it yet it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yes, Yes, The Woodie Show and we begin another new
hour Wooding Greg, there's menace, Gina grad good morning to you.
We got Sea bat, we got Sammy phones are up
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us up with the text. You send that over to
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This one's from Nick Hey Woody and Company. I'm a
longtime podcast listener and a new listener of ninety seven
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Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Now that you're on here in Dallas Fort Worth number
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Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
By the way, I listen to you guys since twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I'm a hockey fan. And there's a guy on the
Ducks named Troy Terry. Terry Terry, and that's what he's
writing about. He says thanks to you guys every time
he touches the puck. I can't help but say Terry
in my head.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
And my problem is I can't find the clip to
show my girlfriend. She thinks I'm nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Can you guys humor me and give us fans a
recap real quick so I don't sound like an idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Well, yeah, here you go, Terry. So there's this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
He was on in Seattle for a number of years
and he called himself the tea man and his name
wasn't Terry, but he had a woman on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Her name was Terry.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
And you could pick any two minute segment from his
show and he would say Terry a hundred times and
if it wasn't Terry, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
So it was like a parody of somebody doing a
radio host. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
So we used to do that every once in a
while because he started competing against us and he would
talk all this smack and so we would just all right, well,
here's another two minutes of random tea man and we
would cut out everything from that two minutes except for
the Terry's and the m M.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
And this is what we were left out of two
minutes Terry Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Terry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Anyway, side note, I wish I could have ran into
you guys the BUCkies and Detton huh if it's so cool?
My Power Rankings, Woody Sea Bass, Greg, Gina Menace, Sammy
love you Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
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Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
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Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
All right, well, if you would like to play our
dumb ass contest we got a chance for you to win.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number. Call now,
eight seven seven forty four Woody. Much like our Craigslist
price is the right game.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
It's working the exact same, except it's not items from craigslist.
Morgan said, it's a very strange thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Okay, when you try to go on the dark web
and find find these items people talk about dark web.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I don't even know where you would go. You can't
like see best.

Speaker 16 (01:05:09):
You might be able to explain it, but it's like
you have to have certain like routing. I mean, you
can't just go on it on our laptop. Right, It's
a couple of steps, but it's not impossible. Yeah, Like
I mean it's done it it's dark web dot com great.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
No, I have seen it. Yeah. But like so Morgan
goes and she finds these things.

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I feel little dirty doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah you know. Well also like are you being tracked
right right?

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
Well, I'm doing it on work computers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Yeah, so you're definitely on a watch list.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
All right, So the way this is working, you call
in eight seven seven forty four Wooding, We'll grab a
contest and I'll tell you about one of the items
is being sold on the dark web. And then I'll
ask somebody here in the studio to give me a
bit how much they think it's being sold for. And
then you on the phone just has to guess is
the actual dark web price higher or lower than the
bid that was given here in the studio, And if

(01:05:58):
you do that, you will be the winner here on
the dark web price is right. Let's go to our
first contest, and let's go to uh, Mitch Hey, good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Morning there, Mitch bitch Hey, good morning, good morning. All right,
So the first item dark web item, it's a counterfeit
gold bar. Oh okay, it says perth mint twenty gram
counterfeit gold bar in a black case, ships worldwide and
here right, very gold twenty grams is tiny.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
It's supposed to look like absolutely like real bar that
they're selling like any machines are like a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Costco and something like that. So it's for you to
resell it and yeah, somebody else over yeh, all right,
so uh, Menace, you seem to know a lot about this.
Let's get a bid from you. How much do you
think for this counterfeit twenty gram counterfeit gold bar, So
that bar at Costco. They would probably stuff for like
two thousand dollars. I would say that is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
One dollars, one hundred dollars. All right, Mitch. Do you
think the actual dark web price is higher or lower
than one hundred dollars? Definitely higher, definitely higher. It definitely
is eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Alright, alright, alright, you are a winner, Mitch. Congratulations, Hang
on one second. Appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
Let's go to uh Nika, Hey, good morning, Nika, Hi,
what's up?

Speaker 20 (01:07:34):
Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
All right, So these are items that are being sold
on the dark web. Man who would be the best
for this great? Probably no, because he's not he's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Not a drug guide. He's done a lot of ecstasy. Yeah,
he's done at anybody here, mdma, mdma, we've all done it.
I don't think I know what it is is that
X known as the party Drugg Molly. Oh, he's gonna
be alright, done it right, we'll go to Genus. He's
gonna lit up the mot drug addict. Yeah, that's all right.

(01:08:09):
So here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
This is crystal m d M a rocks one gram
of them. Oh god, and again known as the party drug.
Much higher quote purity compared to the pill form they say.
Here's it's not a counter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Looks like rock candy, rock candy, swizzle things. Yeah, how
much that? Do you take? My question? That's a good question.

Speaker 16 (01:08:31):
This is anything I've ever done has just been handed
to me. So I don't know the pricing of anything.
I mean, it looks significant. Uh five hundo, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Na, do you think the actual dark web price is
higher or lower on these crystal m D M A rocks?
How much is it one.

Speaker 15 (01:08:55):
Gram?

Speaker 20 (01:08:56):
Five hundred? Uhh lower?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Oh, it's much lower. It's a bargain at only twenty
three dollars. Damn Nika, Thank god you didn't drug. Yeah,
all right, Nica, hang on one second. We'll get all
of your information. Congratulations. Let's go to Rebecca. Hey, good morning, Rebecca,
good morning show. All right, so this is a dark

(01:09:23):
web price is right? Let's see. Let me get the
next item up here. This man, there's a lot of
drug stuff. All right, here we go. Let's go with Greg.
Just for fun, grap it's a social security number with
a credit score above seven fifty. Oh sweet, so wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
All right, so says you can establish a triple A
credit rating in just thirty days with this fresh social
Security number. You can use this SS number to get
bank loans, buy a house, get a high credit limit
credit card, and more. It is the method I use
to create my bulletproof new identity bullet So they asked

(01:10:01):
for when you get a house. So that's your number.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
That's all. That's all. How anything else? How much for
the social Security number with a credit score above seven fifty?

Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
They even have the real Yeah, my mom, three one
hundred and fifty dollars, three hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Rebecca, do you think the actual dark Web price is
higher or lower than three fifty?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Dumm?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Those are pretty sot after if it's a bulletproof, So.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I'm going to go higher higher, And Greg's bid was
pretty damn good. Really it's two hundred and fifty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
It is lower.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Yeah, but thank you, Rebecca. We appreciate you listening to
Woodies show. Have yourself a great day.

Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
Thank you to you.

Speaker 20 (01:10:50):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Night my name. Let's go to Austin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Hey, good morning, Austin, good morning. We're playing the dark
Web price is right? Next item up forbid. Let's go
to seed bass on this one. All right, it's a
realistic silicone mask. Oh, I've been looking for something like this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I sure see is what I thought you might be
good for it, It says, the most realistic silicone masks
on the market, movie quality product, the most comfortable, seamless
and realistic eye holes even from up close.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
See, that's what the movement is. Amazing comfort and look
are at another level. Yeah, noise mission impossible. So this
is obviously for scam sky. All right, so here, let
me get this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
This is what it looks like. Yeah, good, so it
It even goes down below the neck like the upper
chest under shirt. Those are good. Oh wow, that's it's
just like a ball dude with gray eye brass unless
you sweating those things. Yeah, says it's comfortable. It's weird
all day. I will go with I'm I go in
the two hundred dollars range, but I'll say one to

(01:11:53):
be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
One nine Austin. Do you think the actual dark web
price is higher or lower?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I gotta go lower. Lower the tire, yea, what would
your big bat? I mean that's pretty nice.

Speaker 16 (01:12:08):
Done again, I don't know what drugs cost I'm gonna say,
what a square I know. I'm gonna say seven to
fifty it's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Oh it's lower than seven fifty seven fifty guys, movie quality?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
You guys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Are you guys are all wrong? Really? Six thousand dollars
it's really nice. Sorry about that, Austin, but we appreciate
listening to Wooly show. You're pretty stupid, Austin. Thousand dollars. Yes,
it's like Jays it is.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
It's very believable, like bad Grandpa sort of looking into yeah, yeah, right,
this next one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Let's get another. Let's get another contestatre say how to Jacob? Hey,
good morning, Jacob, how are you wait?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Good morning? I'm doing great.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
How are you guys? We're doing great? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
So this is the dark web prices, right, These are
things that are actually being sold on the dark Web.
And I'm gonna ask somebody here in the studio to
give me a bit on it. You just tell me
is it higher or lower the actual price on the
dark Web? And uh, I'll give you a choice here, Jacob,
would you like to go with another counterfeit or another
drug offering?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I got a little more experience with the drug.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Offering drug effering. Yeah yeah, brother, all right, what do
you know more about meth or LSD? Oh not to
go LSD on LSD? All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Let's go with Sammy, who knows a lot about drugs.
Oh yeah, it's ten hits of LSD. Okay, it says,
ten hits of clean and real LSD lab tested.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Okay, it's good ships from to anywhere in the world.
How much for ten hits of LSD salmon and LSD
is acid?

Speaker 14 (01:13:45):
Right?

Speaker 19 (01:13:46):
Yes, okay, for ten hits of acid, I'll say.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
A good guess. Two, what do you know? You said
you did a lot of prices of drugs? Yeah, handed alright,
So Jacob, do you think the actual dark web price
is higher? Lower than two hundred dollars? Man? Does that?
Does that include shipping from another country?

Speaker 15 (01:14:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
It does, actually says free shipping. Oh nice, free sipping. Man,
that's pretty good, guys, Sammy, ummm, since it's international, I'm
gonna say higher.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Higher actual Craigslist price seventy four dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Wow, giving this stuff away these days, I know. All right, Jacob,
thank you for the call. I appreciate listening the Woodies show.
Let's get uh let's get one more. Let's go to
how about will Hey, good morning, will, how are you will?

Speaker 15 (01:14:43):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Hey, good morning? All morning? All right, so let's see
we'll ask you the same thing. Would you like to
go counterfeiting or drugs? We got to go drugs, right,
drugs again? Drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
This is for let's see menace, yes high, one thousand
grams of great fire crystal myth one thousand grams of great.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Fire myth with free express shipping, comes with one thousand
grams of ice shards.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Whoever the hell that is? Let me this is the
picture paper breaking bad. But it's clear that they sold
to Tucco exactly exactly shards to look like that. Break
it up. Come on one, I'm going two thousand dollars,

(01:15:38):
all right, two thousand bucks. Will Do you think the
actual dark web price is higher or lower?

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
I mean people that smoke meth aren't packing two grand, right,
I gotta go lower.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Actual dark web price for one thousand gram of great
fire crystal meth ice shards nine thousand, it's a thousand
grams ship. Yeah, all right, Well, thanks for the call, man,
I appreciate listening to show. Yeah, you'll take care all right, yeah,

(01:16:12):
bye bye, all right. I thought it'd be like one
hundred thousand, like Breaking Bad made it seem like it
was millions. So much. One thousand grams is over two pounds, right?
What's that? Isn't a thousand two pounds? It's a helo
gram that's a lot. Oh, Now to pronounce this name?

Speaker 20 (01:16:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Kittus? Ketus? Kittus? What kind of name is that? It's what? Ethiopium?
Great food?

Speaker 20 (01:16:44):
Love it? All right, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
All right, well here we go. Let's let's go this one.
We will go with how about Gregry nice force alum
the dark web lifetime Netflix account excellent? He fully paid
Netflix account with a lifetime warranty paid for with stolen
credit cards. It's a lower risk compared to buying the
stolen credit cards directly. Yeah, that's what it says on there.

(01:17:09):
I like my crime low risk. There you go and
just has a picture of Netflix logo. I read you
the ad. How much do you think they're on the
dark web offering up a lifetime Netflix account for guaranteed
let's say, two hundred bucks, two hundred bucks? Sorry, so, kittus,
what do you think do you think it's higher or
lower than two hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I'll go higher higher.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Actual dark Web price one dollar one dollar. I don't
get it. I'll take it. Yeah, I don't know how
they do it dollar. I don't know how about the
price can't be.

Speaker 16 (01:17:44):
Remember they give that same Netflix account to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
A million people. Yeah, all right, Kittis, thank you for
the call. Appreciated. Listen to what are you show? And
that's how you play? Wow? The dark Web price is right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
This is slow Woody show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Texts over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
This one says, Hey, Greg, I got a brand new
o Zepic shot one month's supply.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
I'll trade you for some Woodies show merged. Oh that's you.
You would have to pick it up because it has
to be in the fridge. Well, no, sort of true. Yeah,
you could take it out of the fridge. It has
to remain at a certain like you can't get it
over a certain temperature. But once those shots are out
of the fridge, you have to leave them out. You
have to leave them out. Wait, and you have like

(01:18:32):
twenty days to use and wait why Yeah, you just
can't put them back. You can't put them back in
the fridge. Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
If you go to a pharmacy like you do, Gina,
to pick it up and then it should be fine
on the driver.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Yeah, I used freezer packs.

Speaker 20 (01:18:47):
I do.

Speaker 16 (01:18:47):
But my husband gave me a shot because I don't
do that to myself. And then he left the other
one out for a few hours and I was like hello,
and I threw it back in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah, I'm not supposed to do that. Why No, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
I'll make the rules, Like that's just how that stuff works.
I don't I don't know if it just makes it
unstable or hell.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yeah, Like, but once it's out, you're supposed to leave
it out. Let's say I'm the packaging, Like, once it's
out of the refrigerator, forget to put it back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
You have like twenty eight days. Wait, I don't have packaging. Well,
because I looked at it because I was bringing, you know,
one of the uh you know, one of the zip
bound things on a trip that I was going on.
So I was gonna be playing and the whole thing
and tell you out. Yeah, I just left it out.

Speaker 16 (01:19:26):
What's the point of ever putting it in the right
I don't I know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Gina Good questions this one says I've been violating at
least ninety percent of Gina's contamination rules.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I just wanted to wish good luck to all my
relatives because I'll be doing everything all over again this week.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Hell yeah, uh, where's the other email that we got?
Matthew sends us an email email to show dot com.
I am absolutely disgusted by your morning show. There is
a host named Gina and an atrociously named segment called
the smart Ass Game where she got an answer wrong
and had to be bleeped out Oh I did, yeah,

(01:20:07):
Oh yeah. She should know that her demeanor is inappropriate,
language down acceptable on the radio. There are children, civilized
beings that listen to radio. You shall all be ashamed
of yourself. I demand that those be reprimanded, hopefully fired.
I'm completely bsing you guys. So they were kidding, Okay,
I thought, Greg, I love the show and Gina. It's
hilarious to me how uncomfortable she makes Sea Bass knowing

(01:20:29):
there's a fellow mensa genius on the show with you guys. Seriously, though,
the show is awesome and I've been listening for years.
Quick power ranking has to be woody, Greg Menace Sammy, Gina, Morgan,
everyone else than Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
That is that is for Math. Thank you, Matt, Thank you, Matt.

Speaker 16 (01:20:47):
Thank you for not calling for my removal.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Yeah, that's the close one. He almost got fired. Almost.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Yeah, we got another email here. This is from uh
Patrick Patrick. This is about your trip, Morgan. By the way,
Morgan's Stranger Trip. Catching up on the podcast what he
said Morgan shouldn't go on the Mexico trip due to
safety reasons. Does that mean that he's finally on team
rather be with a bear. If you were on team Man,

(01:21:13):
then he wouldn't give the guy the benefit of the doubt.
That is not a great point, no, because these are
two separate things. Like it's not like you all right,
so you go.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
The people that don't want me to go are like
thinking that he's going to murder me and all these things,
and it's like, okay, well, the chances are he's just
a normal person.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
You don't put yourself in a situation. See is the point, right, Like,
at least like if you're in a danger situation in
the woods and it's just a random guy, not that
it's not a random guy who reached out to you
through social media. On DM and said hey, I want
to go out in the woods, and that in that case,
I might choose the bear you left me in person.

(01:21:54):
Who's this psycho?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Correct, who's the psycho who just wants to go out
in the woods?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
This was a person who you know, reached out to
her or whatever, some random person. And it's not even
the like we've been seeing each other for a minute.
It's a first date essentially, yeah, to go on this
first date, to go on this trip to Mexico.

Speaker 16 (01:22:13):
So you're saying it's two sides of the same coin.
In in Morgan's case because he reached out already, she's good.
But in the woods, you don't want to go with
somebody who reached out and said do you want to
go to the woods with me?

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Because in the woods it's a completely random situation we're
talking about a random guy could be he could just
be a literally anybody, yeah right, like nobody who's even
had you know, any kind of like an eyeball on
you or you just a complete random stranger. At least
in that situation, you can communicate with that person and
go like, hey, I'm just walking through here, oh gotchah, Okay,

(01:22:46):
the Bear is gonna be like, oh, you're close to
my cubs or and now I'm gonna mall you right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Menace rightly points out they have met. Yes, it wasn't
just a DM. Yeah, but that's just they met at
a Woody show. And do you remember meeting him?

Speaker 11 (01:23:01):
No, I don't remember meeting pretty much everyone I met there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
But then this guy, who his family and friends would
know he's going on this trip, is just going to
murder somebody. Look, I'm not saying she's gonna get murdered
or raped or anything like that.

Speaker 11 (01:23:18):
You are going to find out I'm going. Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
You're officially going screw everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:23:25):
I'm going, Oh yeah, right, got to live my life
and do what I want.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
You're asking for an opinion. In my opinion would be
don't go. But if you are deciding to go, I
will support you.

Speaker 11 (01:23:34):
Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 16 (01:23:35):
Can I ask a couple of favors, one being the
most important. My girlfriends and I used to do this
all the time when we are hoeing around. Can you
have him send a picture of his driver's license and
send it to me? Please, I'm not kidding, I am
not Safety.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
First, Listen, you're going.

Speaker 11 (01:23:54):
Mom didn't even ask. I am asking, by the way,
my mom is team go on.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Yes, I just want to.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Copy of his driver's license. We need documentation.

Speaker 11 (01:24:04):
I mean, yeah, I came. I came from her.

Speaker 16 (01:24:07):
If you if you disappear, you don't come back, We're
gonna need more than just knowing his first name.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
I need a driver's license. Yeah, I can't make one
of those.

Speaker 11 (01:24:15):
If I disappear, y'all are really going to come find me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Out there? We will care I'm not going. That's a
great point.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Do you realize what great content that would be for
the show? People love Crime will find You. We would
be the center of a true crime case exactly. Morgan,
do you think I'm going to turn down a trip
to Cabo? I'm going to go there sleuthing mission.

Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Yeah, we'll find you some And Gina, I don't want
to argue, because you know tis the season. But why
would this grown man feel obligated to a bide by
your rule of sending you his drives.

Speaker 16 (01:24:57):
He's he's doing a kindness to the girl, he's taking
to another country.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
It's because he has nothing to hide, So why not?

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
So, Gina or Sammy, if you had told your mom
that you were considering this, what would their reaction be?

Speaker 15 (01:25:11):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:25:12):
No, I consider doing this a million times back when
I was way more fun, And I would have never
told my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I'm saying, if you did, she would not go for you.
Only tell him after the fact. Yeah, I would.

Speaker 16 (01:25:24):
She would be she would be apoplectic, and she'd bolt me,
like bolt my door shut in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Taxt year three one seven says I wish I had
a vagina so I could have a guy pay for
my trips.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
It why not? It's so hard. You're an attractive woman.
Life is just torture. You got a payment source right
in your pants. I mean, think about those drinks are
going to have to pay for? Morgan? Oh wait, the
Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Here's some feedback on the Raccoon News. Coyote coyote Sorry,
coyote News. This one says no to coyote news. Stick
with raccoon News. Oh no, okay. This one says yes
on coyote News. Also, Morgan is hot af o.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
This one says, I'm a wildlife biologist, and I say
no to coyote News because ninety nine percent of it
is going to be negative against coyotes.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
I had a story about how a coyote was eating
a duck, a delicious duck, in front of a Walmart
in Florida.

Speaker 8 (01:26:34):
And yeah, I think what he's saying is coyote is
probably control rodent population very well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Eight three one says wouldn't mind the coyote news bit
if discussed events where coyotes are.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Dead too Dallas, they're shooting them up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Also think if somebody's dog got taken by a coyote,
you could see where they wouldn't be so psyched. I
liked coyote news, but it'd be better if you mixed
in all the rodent animal stories into one bit. Raccoons, coyote, moose, gators.
But what we call it, let's see not on I
says a coyote helped my uncle and his homies get
into the country, and that got zero news coverage.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I definitely saw. Yeah, that's what happened to people being
like taped inside of trucks, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
I was looking for other coyotews. I love coyote news.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
I live in Dallas and I always see them around
my apartment complex. Oh well, five eighty six I don't
know why they say it's so crazy to see a
coyote during the day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
They come out looking for food at any time. I
love the coyote news. We have so many by me.
I love hearing them yip, and I just don't like
it when they're in my yard or pop out in
front of me when I'm walking my dog. But they're
so cute though, ok uh, no dog pass on the
coyote news. This one says, I'm going to go no
on the coyote news. Bring raccoons back. We could do both,

(01:27:54):
says a good job though, menace with the song and no,
but only because coyotes don't do cute or funny things
like raccoons do. That's true. There's one says yes, but
ditch the theme song. I mean, so it's kind of
all over the place, but overall it's it's positive. Yeah, overall,
it's positive. Work better. It was just a concept, right, Yeah,

(01:28:15):
a proof of concept, right. I think we can add
some little sounders sank with this.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Yeah, and for those reasons. Yeah, I'm out eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
What he sent us a text over to two to
nine eight seven show back in a few back in
a few,