FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 31st 2025 Podcast

March Fatness, News Headlines, Cheers and Jeers & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion,
is it lies? The Woody Show is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday. It is March thirty first, twenty twenty five,
final day of March and the first quarter of the year.
Officially over from our spring break vacation. We are the

(01:03):
Woody Show and my name is Wooded. That's Greg Gorey.
Good morning. Menace is right there. Hi. We've got Gina
grad Hi, Sea bass Hi. There is Sammy bort is
here in the Woody Show production department. We've got Menji
in there with him, the newest member here on the
Woody Show team. We got our associate producer. Her name
is Morgan Vaughan. Is here our video producer. You can

(01:26):
hit us up with a text this morning over to
two to nine eight seven. You can also call in
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. I can't believe that
we completely whipped and forgot up until right now, right
before we left on our break, We're like, oh wait,
we totally forgot about March Fatness. We used to do

(01:47):
like once a week we'd have a March Fatness Challenge
and then for whatever reason, this year we complete all
of us. Oh I still he still eat. He stays
eating not much. What are you talking about? Every time
it comes in here he's eating a little bit. Great,
he eats way more than you do. Yeah, used to
be such a pusher. Well, I mean, you're bigger gorgeous

(02:07):
than me. And what am I supposed to do? Yeah?
Now Greg is the fatass? Yeah zah Egal. So yeah,
we got one round of March Fatness this year. At
least we didn't forget about it all again. We're not
going to let it go. Yeah, we got that. We
get caught up on the trending news headlines weekend cheers
and jeers. I'll come up this morning. You're on the
Woody show Man. Did I watch something super frustrating? I

(02:29):
watched Gina try to claim some tickets because everything everything's
digital now and so you don't get physical tickets, you
get the digital tickets. How can we make this more comment?
And like it was like watching back in the day
as a forty eight year old guy, Like they would
wheeld the TV VCR thing into the classroom and you

(02:50):
would watch the sixty plus year old teacher try to
figure out the DCR and like at like just a
deer in headlights. I felt that way watching Gina.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Here's the thing, Your game as a website has to
be tight, perfect, one hundred percent if I'm going to
deal with you, because I don't have the skills.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
So I kept getting as Greg saw like, oops.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are bed hang tight? Well we fixed the glitch.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Nothing's working, and my thing like, you have to be
perfect for me to even have a chance at surviving this.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
What was it menu? Because menace was over there, I
was like the tech support.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, I was just trying to figure out because I
can't see what's happening on her phone. She did have
the tickets on the website, so she did receive them.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So the email, she got the email saying your tickets
are here. Yeah, and under her account the tickets were there,
but for some reason on her app it was not
popping out and she was logged in on the same
way you saw it.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Now is it one of those I'm not sure which
one you were dealing with, but is it one of
those where you can accept the tickets then put them
into your wallet.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I did that, Okay, So this is.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
So it was kind of a one two punch of
stumbling toward figuring this out because Mena said, hit the
transfer button because I was looking for an accept button.
Everyone said accept, except there's no accept. But yeah, that's
what I'm saying. Just you got to tell me exactly
what I'm looking for. So so MENA said, do transfer,
and then I did. And then it said you can't
use that email, and I said, well, I guess transfer
is no good.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
And I was like, but I have another email address.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Dare I?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Dare I try it? And I did it and it worked.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I've been my own tech support here recently for websites
and apps and things, because I just do what they
tell you to do. Anyway. If it comes to an app,
you uninstall it and then reinstall it. I did that.
If it's anything else, you power it down, wait thirty seconds,
plug it back in. Yeah, that's all they tell you.
Otherwise they go, well, uh, we're gonna have to schedule

(04:36):
a tech call. R we kill we VPN, yeah my
take over.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yah, you can possibly go wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Now did you hear about this? You gotta wonder what's
going to happen when two companies, companies who notoriously get
kicked in the reviews by customers. Get together because it's happening.
Fanatics has entered into a two way deal with Ticketmaster
Oh what, to create Fanatics ticket marketplace. Okay, And so
through the Fanatics app, fans will be able to buy

(05:06):
resale tickets alongside merchandise, trading cards and collectibles. And through
the deal, Fanatics will be able to list the tickets
through Ticketmaster, and Ticketmaster will show merchandise through Fanatics. Okay,
So they're partnering up. So fans all over the country
no doubt thrilled, and yet another opportunity to get lousy
customer service while at the same time paying these crazy

(05:29):
service charges for that same lousy customer service. So I
seem to be pretty pumped up about that by any
Fanatics products are, but I hear not good things. Well,
remember that last year before the baseball season started. Last
year they did all those new uniforms and the players
hated them because the pants were so thin.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, but that's jerseys for like teams and stuff. I'm thinking,
like the basic consumer, like, what do they sell? What's
the issue? They sell all kinds of stuff. I mean,
just they sell.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's an apparel company. Okay, pretty much. Now, what's funny
the guy who's the I think the founder, but he's
the CEO. He was at some event and they had
him in one of those things where that you can
see how fast you pitch. Oh yeah, look up fanatic
ceo Mark right. I don't know what his name is,
but it's so embarrassing. Okay, so you are the CEO

(06:30):
of a sports company. Uh huh, and he's doing this
where he's going to throw a pitch. He throws like
a total girl. Oh it's it is Michael Rubin. Yes,
did you see the video there?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Throws like a blind he does, he does it's not
even a girl.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Well it is a girl throw, but he like he
does the thing where his his elbow stays by his
body and then he kind of flips his wrist. Yeah,
it goes nowhere near the center and he's like, by
the way ten feet away, forty.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Eight miles an hour on the first and then thirty four,
and he's two pitches.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
One goes way far south and one goes way up
to the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
So but with all that said, one thing the ceo
dude getting with all that said, though I heard like
his story is, you know, he started this company like
at his house when he's like fifteen then and like
build it up to just like I just need this
billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Maybe he just never had time dad. Yeah, he's too
busy hustling. Yeah, too busy coding.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
And here's another thing I hear. He like throws the
party of the year like every single celebrity.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hopefully he throws about it, hopefully throws a better party
than it does a pitch. No, he apparently does like
the New White Party.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Guys that right, Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Around the world, I don't think anyone wants to be
that jeez, except for Sammy and we get every party
is bad, but no, like, uh, people from like around
the world try to get into this in the in.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
The Hampton's or something, right, Yeah, I mean fat fanatics
has dumb money. They have so much money because they
got deals with everybody. Yeah, they's all a ton of stuff.
So yeah, it's just you know, I would you have
all that money figure out how to get that video
off the internet or just not flattery get a tutor
eight seven seven four Wooding. You can hit us up

(08:18):
with the text this morning send your text over to
two two nine eighty seven. We will be right back.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
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Speaker 1 (08:35):
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Speaker 5 (08:36):
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(08:58):
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Speaker 6 (09:09):
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what menace?
This could be the easiest question we've ever had, and
super smart is not important to me.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what you
don't retake the value in that, you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Worry. The Woody Show. Yeah, we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct World's Monday Morning
it's finally of March, March thirty first, twenty twenty five. Woody,
it's Greg. Good morning, Menace. What is up? What is
the tenth letter of the alphabet? Uh? Did we figure
it out? It was Jay right? Did we ever figure

(09:49):
that out? Yeah? You're right, Venus, Oh, thank you? Was
it ever?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Was that.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Together?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Every researchers are still working. Yeah, can you remember get
the results back on that thing? Einstein still try to
figure it out. There's Genie Grand we got Sea Bass,
we got Sammy Morgan's taking to calls. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can set us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. I
can't believe we spaced on March fatness. I know, right.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Oh, we've got a bunch of skinny minis in here now,
we're all the list min I never say that sarcastically. Well,
medicine great. Especially it's Gina's tradition that.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
We were doing at least like one March Fatness challenge
per week in the month of March, and then for
whatever reason, as we were sitting down, we're like, wait
a minute, did we totally forget March Fatness?

Speaker 7 (10:39):
And we did?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
We didn't. We failed. I blame the listeners. You should
have been us on this. I know. Yeah, that's because
nobody really cares. It's not that important to them today.
But we will since it is the last day of March,
you know, that way we can say that we did.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
It, know a some kind of take it off the list.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
So that's coming up this hour and we get the
phones up and to mention that we got the Oh
this is the last day of the month. I know
there was something else I wanted to bring up. Employee
the Month. Who should it be? Right, it's a menace?
You are the reigning h employee of the Month. Yes,
so I'm gonna let you give your nomination first.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Well, you know, always go to the YouTube page and
like whose face is popping up the most?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
And for me, I see Greg Gory's face. Greg.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Greg did have a lot of eccentric Greg centric so
segments last month. I mean with the assist of Sea
Bass though, and Sea Bass is always at the top
of my list.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Trash Can that's good question, Greg, So the trash Cans
and your neighbor are leading out twelve or seven?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Still good?

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Well, it was good for one week, then it got
really bad. Not only are the cans back now they
have I call it flocked like a Christmas tree, you
know when they make it look like it has snow on.
Now there's a dismantled, flocked Christmas tree next to all
the garbage cans. Are we surprised that just sitting there?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah? Of course. Was it bulk pickup day or something
or no. People like that don't care every day. They
all up for you exactly, and then you're just getting
rid of that now, right, Yeah, that's the question. A
little bit late for that shocking, and are still about
not only at the curb, they're about five feet from
the curb on the street corner house, so you have
to really swing out and go around it as another

(12:31):
car is coming down the hill. Just stop exactly for
one week.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
This is actually, uh fortuitous, because my backup plan for
if the calling the city didn't work was to order stickers,
big old like eight and a half by seven eleven
stickers say warning, keep away, this person's a lazy slobs
came in after the phone call, so I was like, oh, well, crap,
I got to hold onto these until the next time.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Here we are. It's going to be appropriate thanks for
the free segment.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
All right, I'm gonna put in my final vote, and
I mean with the beer, but chugging with Sea Bass,
you know, help out together.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I'm going Sea Bass. Oh, even though I didn't do
the chugging.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Although even though yeah, but you got the whole condition,
you got all the tools for it.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Greg, that's a pretty compelling argument. Although, Sea Bass, if
you get employee of the month, would you turn it
down again?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Of course you would. What does it matter? What does
it matter if you accept it? Okay, Well that's what
everybody feels.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
The phone call to the city on the garbage can
dilemma was a highlight, not only of the month, the year.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Let's get real. We know we have fans or a fan.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Yeah right, so let's say that's right, let's go with
Sea Bass, Sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Allright, who gets your vote? Sea Bass?

Speaker 6 (13:50):
I will go with Uh that's it, you know what
I actually I had a friend who doesn't listen to
the show, but you know, follows us on social media, and,
like Mena said, certain things pop up and little clips
and stuff, and when you see a face, is that
interesting or intriguing? I had her friend hit me up
and said, hey, man that Morgan is a pretty down chick. Yeah,

(14:10):
you know, on account of getting an entire beer who
weren't around. Yeah, we we decided to see is butt
chucking possible? Is a beer animal possible? And oh yes,
it's going possible.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
And I had fun with it and was like, I said,
it was sexually pleasing and she wants to do it again.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Did it?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
He was like, yeah, okay, I did it. But she
was like, oh this is this is a new lifestyle
for her. And I had a guy who who doesn't
really again doesn't live in what he shows city hit
me up about that and said, she's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
So I will go with Morgan Morgan. All right, Morgan,
who gets your vote? Oh fabe?

Speaker 10 (14:39):
I was actually gonna say Sea Bass for the trash
can thing. That was awesome and we forget that he
went to chuck e cheese called and then also the
butt checking for me because I got a lot of
street card for that and that was SeaBASS idea.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
You got a lot of street cred.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Yeah, and I really did enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
She did get a lot.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Be fair, it wasn't I said we should get drunk
and Saint Patrick's Day as someone else. It might have
been wood. He said he let's budshog and I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I don't believe that was my that was me. It
was collaboration. Yeah, I said, how the hell will we
do that? And that's where the conversation started.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
And then.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I think I threw edema in there, because like originally
it was going to be like a like a beer funnel,
like that's the traditional method, but like a beer bo well,
you know, it might work. And then I threw in
the idea of and I think I also threw out
there while we didn't some kind of shelter somehow goes oh, yeah,
like you know, multiple mons. Yeah, that's teamwork right there.
A beer. I don't know what kind of brainstorming. You

(15:37):
guys have your job. How are we going to get
this beer in someone's ass space?

Speaker 9 (15:45):
There's the name for a band anal beer.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I did see one of the other morning show hosts
in the bathroom that morning and I said, well, what
are you guys doing for Saint Patrick's day? Limericks, Yeah, Mischall, Leiley, Gina. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I thought I was going to be out on an
island myself. But you know, I was thinking Sea Bass
as well. Not only the trash cans, but the impersonation
of Greg has given me so much profound pleasure that
I still think about and laugh. It's it's got whether
he accepts it or not, that's my vote to be fair.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
What he does well? What in general? What he does
the best impressions this one this morning? And thank you
for calling infanitation. How can we healthy today?

Speaker 11 (16:31):
Hi? I'm Greg Gory and I was curious, whom do
I speak with about neighbors who leave their trash cans
out twenty four seven, three sixty five?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
That would be us? Are you Greg Gory from the
radio show? Yes? And that would be I.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yeah, And I would never say that Sea Bass. It
would be with whom do I speak Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Thank you, Sammy.

Speaker 12 (16:57):
You know I forgot about that clip of Gina that
you just brought up was his impression of Greg, because I.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
Was going with Greg. Greg's very consistent all the time.
He does a lot.

Speaker 12 (17:09):
He never complains and he just does whatever he really
doesn't and does whatever he's asking. He does a lot,
and you I mean weakest link. We've done other stuff
with Greg this month.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Too, but he does a lot.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Hey, Hey, Greg, how do we Let's say we're tomorrow,
we want to go and spend like a trip. We're
gonna be like, what do you show a field trip.
We're gonna take a flight there, spend six hours.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is biggest cheerleader. And then when we get there, we're
gonna ride roller coaster.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Yeah, and you're not getting paid and it's gonna take
your whole weekend away.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And Greg, look at him, he.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Does it.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
He's very passive for Greg.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
You know what I am. I almost want Sea Bass.
But if you see bass, Greg.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Uh's checking with bort Bord, who get your vote? I'm
assuming it's not Sea Bass because he would.

Speaker 13 (17:59):
Never vote for Sea Oh, I would second the f
uc best part. We're talking a lot about social media,
Instagram and YouTube. Let't we forget the guy who actually
handles all that, Vaughn. Yep, Vaughn not only putting all
those videos together, handling all the social media, but he
was a big help to me this previous month, backing
me up with editing, backed me up when the Woody

(18:21):
and Menace were out of town and running the board
and everything. So Vaughn has been a good support system.
So I'm going Vaughn that is true.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Before you know, Bort finally got some help right hand
stepping up. So that's a good point. Can you out
the door there and just see who Vaughn votes for.
I think his mike should be Wait, everybody waits, everybody, wait?
Where does that come up? It was on the b

(18:49):
side of something. I think the TV.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
The TV.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It hasn't worked in how many months?

Speaker 14 (18:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Look at that? It comes up. Vaughn, Vaughn, the world's
crappiest mon producer.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
That's good to make it. He lets you know he's
far away. So Vaughn, who gets your vote?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Let me ask Sammy, what's my birthday?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Your birthday is May ninth.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
All right, you got my vote. He learned it. It's
to set up. I love that now, willingly willing exactly.
All right, Well there's a together new that's cool new toy.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
It sounds like von in the sky right yeah, yeah,
let's go to.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Vaugh In the Wooden Chopper. Yeah they just got that
hum and that that pinched noise in there. Yeah, perfect
from tracks. All right, Well, well a noown to wins
the wood you show employee the month that will be tomorrow,
Winner of sixty nine dollars, their brand new plaque and
uh one point, whoever has the most point at the
end of the year getting a free paycheck.

Speaker 11 (20:03):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, not Bat, We're gonna take the break. March Fatness
is coming up next to you. Do you have anything
that you can tell us about at Sea Bass? I mean,
I don't even know what this is.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Usually we have like some kind of it's a survey
of stuff to keep you up to date on the
fattest things out there. So I hope you brought your
eating pants all right, But also the question will be, well, man,
will Sammy eat any one of these items.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
That look at it?

Speaker 7 (20:29):
I'm feeling especially hungry.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's coming up next year in the Woody Show. Hanging
the Woody Show. It's the final day of March, and
even though we forgot about it to this point, just
under the wire around it, March Fatness, March and Fatness.
I don't even know what we're gonna be doing here,
but Sea Bass, what do you got for us?

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Well, I've got a recap, a round up of some
of the fattest things that are out there. Right now,
I will give you fast food into the Restaurant's it?
They really have always and continue to find ways to
cram more calories into their foods.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
God blessed them. I was out to breakfast. I was
visiting my mom this past week and we went to
this breakfast spot and they had two different things, strawberry
cheesecake pancakes. They also had canoley pancakes that a full
canoli on top of here's dessert with more dessert. I
would have to do that, yeah, Denny saying something like

(21:27):
bananas and cream. But it's hard to get prepared in
the studio. So then you go with these are the
things we bring up in food and damn son, there's
the there's the sound clip. You're gonna be hearing quite
some up of it here. So these are these subway
foot long cookies. Yeah, take half half or whatever. One.
This is the Oreo one.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Wait, take one, like one whole, half of one, half
of one, and these are this is the Oreo one.
So it's a chocolate brownie cookie base and in the
middle they put like some kind of cream, which I
guess is supposed to imitate Oreo cream and we're sharing that, right.
They sprinkle broken up Oreos on top. These are about
five bucks. They come again hot in a foot long
tree and now for one whole foot of cookie about

(22:06):
twelve hundred calories.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Nice? Really, yeah, you know there's people that are just
down in the that's the whole thing is. Yeah, when
you order subway, do you ever split your foot long?

Speaker 15 (22:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Do you ever month?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:16):
Not at all, because the subway they said, we know,
we got these regular cookies and I used to love those,
and I was like a kid, what if we crammed
them into a whole.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Foot of sheet of cookie plastic? FOURK? Yeah, yeah, okay,
this smell is orgasmic, smell pominent right now.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
So it's like a war again, warm chocolate brownie cream
and it's great.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
What else would it be?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Sometimes they could be too dry. Another kind of oreo
thing recently and it didn't have enough oreo flavor. This
one does.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Did you see yourself housing a whole foot of this
oreo in the right circumstances.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Is a good yes, But it's more like just a brownie.
I'm not getting oreo. Oh really, you got it.

Speaker 11 (22:54):
From the end.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
You should get from like the middle.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
There's like cream in.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
The middle because they do sprinkle it foot sprinkle broke
and Oreos on top as well.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, if I had a.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Whole gummy by accident, not a half, I would eat.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
That whole thing. It's more just like a chocolate brownie.
It's just a brownie. I mean, it's definitely good. Make
sure you hit that, Greg, just say it's not very
Oreo forward. I mean, it's definitely good. He's not their
target audience, Greg.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Is there is that foot of cookie though, and you
felt you felt the weight of those things. Is that
a sufficient servant because he hates hard left?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
The cream is more just like a marshmallow, it is.
It looks like that. Yeah, it doesn't as a consistency
of a marshmallow like a marshmallow. So we'll get to
ratings later on. That's good foot long subway Oreo cookie.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Also we talk about this in food news is we've
we've long had ways to fry potatoes and get them
into your mouth easily. And KFC has joined that and said, hey,
let's let's take mashed potatoes, put them in balls, fry them,
and give you a gravy dip in side. So I
got like potato poppers from KFC as well as their
MIC's Hot Honey chicken tenders, because you know, when you
have fried chicken, you want to say, oh God, can

(24:09):
I have some sugar to that?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Somehow, So they dip it.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
In honey, which is also hot, because everything has to
be hot these days, hot honey is the thing. Yeah,
that's that's a big trend for the past year or so,
potato balls gravy dipping as well as hot chicken with
hot honey dipping.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Would you consider these sea bests like a white trash coquette.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
I mean, that's way like I would say hash brown
or not hash brown? Tato tod that's the fancy one.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I dipped in gravy. All right, let's go, all right,
menace is going in mmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 14 (24:46):
That I like it.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I like the the harder outside shell, uh huh than
then the soft gooey inside.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, it's weird you yours? And yeah, I did the gravy.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Yeah, And it's strange that I love it so much
because it's like cafeteria gravy. Yeah, but it's really tasty.
KFC gravy's water and brown, but their macido is never great.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
But they're right, like together, there's nothing wrong with this. Yeah, together,
it works. M chicken.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
No, it's basically a tato tot, right, yeah, essentially, No, No,
it's better than a tater tot.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yeah, because I'm sure people were, like I think to right,
you think they add some special oof or some jue
to the potatoes. Yeah, butter, would you get excited to
get in your car and drive to KFC to get this?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Probably not?

Speaker 6 (25:36):
No, that's probably their problem is that the people KFC.
I don't want no fork or in their case, I
don't need to be scooping. I need to shovel with
my hands.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
The chicken that I can imagine if like if we
had just gone to KFC, like if this wasn't like
reheated pretty good, like yeah, if you got it like
fresh and hot? Yeah, and I said spice, not as
in spicy, but the actual spices. Yeah, good good.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
I'm getting the sweetness, not the heat from the chicken.
But that is really good. This sweetness is very Why.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Do you look like you're gonna puke?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
I almost spit out that chicken?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
No, what's wrong with that? Delicious?

Speaker 7 (26:16):
You guys are gonna like hate me for saying this.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I will.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
It's like fast food chicken. It's not real it's not
real chicken. But I don't.

Speaker 12 (26:23):
I don't really eat fast food. I eat chicken that
I make at home. What do you mean it's not
real and it's like it doesn't taste right, there's something
wrong with it.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
I give this.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, there are certain change that hand bread. She does
chicken better than KFC bread.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
No, I'm just saying it doesn't taste real there. It
tastes like there's something wrong with it, like chicken flavor
if you compare it to actual chicken that.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Left to me. Try some hotey stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh yeah, there's there's a piece because yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
They can't see hand breads all their stuff in hand
fries it from.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
They don't use their feet. What happens?

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Like Sami not a terrific cook or anything.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh but you make better chicken than you know. It's
reheated obviously, right, That's what I'm saying. Other than that
it is normal.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, it's normal for us, exactly.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Exactly, it's normal for everyone in the room who eats
fast food. Greg doesn't. I'm actually surprised.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Television, it's sweet. I listen to fast food. There's no
heat to that. What's so none? Zero sweetness. This is
March fatness. So we've had the foot long Oreo cookie
from Subway, from KFC, two different things, the potato balls,
the potato what do they call it, potato poppers, mashed

(27:37):
potato poppers, and then the new the new chicken offering,
the honeys Hot.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Now we bet we've been talking and what he especially
has been talking about Little Skeezers Crazy puffs, Oh yeah,
so good, which are little like bowlt dough cups that
are just crammed with cheese and meat. And they've got
a new version bacon and cheese crazy pus.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
So they also market these things, not not little Skeezers,
but like if you go to the grocery store and
you go the freezer, sexual the pizza is really they
call them pizza cupcakes. Oh yeah, yeah, because they basically
baked pizza in like a cupcake mold, you know, and
so they're the size of like a cupcake. But it's
just pizza dough. It's all the regular pizza stuff, right.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's like it's like you shove the dough into a
muffin tin.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah yeah, molded that way exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Look it looks like a little like those little veggie.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Is healthy with zeros around the monstersan cheese cheddar cheese
sauce in there as well as apple would smoke bacon.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah. My dad, my dad was the first to try these,
and he's like, oh, Son, you've got to get these
because they're cheap. They're crazy cheap, they're crazy puffs, they're
big on flavor. Yeah. I like these very much. Yeah,
when I did, we would have went crazy with these things.
They're crazy pups.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, I have to be honest. I mean it tastes good,
but it also tastes like a raging stomach ache.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's very greasy.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Yeah, it's East through that East through that cardboard, the
stomach lighting.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Who will make a rumbling East fast food and then
instantly the stomaching.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, I will be on the toilet, said man, past
the box back.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I want try one of these.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Oh, there's plenty over here too.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
There's thousands upon thousands of people that eat at fast
food every day.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
This this bacon one is really good. Still. My favorite, though,
is the pepperoni one they have.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
There's a little you can see when you butt into it.
There's a cheddar sauce pocket.

Speaker 9 (29:32):
It's not skimpy on that the bacon taste like that.
That's really quality to me. And this is like a
nine point five really bacon saying you know I won't.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
This is quality bacon. This is good. I would never think,
how do you enjoy your life from the finest?

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Very much?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
So, actually I have fruit every morning. You keep yourself
true every morning.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
If you lie yourself enough, I guess she's to believe
stuff I have.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
I made brownies at home. I have a full pan
of brownies at home right now that.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
If you have spinach to.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Nobody will even know is delicious.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You have to bite brownies.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Half made with apples, and I'm so full.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
It's true. It sucks because I live alone. So I
made this whole pan of brownies, share them.

Speaker 12 (30:35):
I was having like one at night after dinner, and
then last night I was just like another brownie.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
People to bring those Yeah, odd sadizza.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I like this very much? Was a plus all right.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
And finally on our round up our March Fatness round
up of the newest, fattest and menu items at restaurants,
Pizza Hut has come back with something for for March Madness. Officially,
they must be a sponsor so they can actually say.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
That it is the It is the.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Cheesy Bites pizza where they take instead of just a
cheese stuff crust, they cram cheese in there, roll that
up so you can then grab those cheese that cheese
crust off in little chunks and then dip that in
ranch for extra fat. You cut up the crust, you
cut up and roll each little crust into a little
pretzel ball full with cheese.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
We gain.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
The innovation this year is they have a Chipotle Chipotle
ranch of them sauces a Pepperoni ranch.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Because if you didn't have pepperoni and pizza, you have.
Now it happened in your ranch. So was it didn't they? Well,
Little Caesars did this number of years ago. They did
like a pretzel crust pizza, but it wasn't a full
There were like those little pretzel bites hanging off the
side that gives like a little kid drew the sun
like glue them to the end.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
And so Greg I did get a pepper You can
choose whatever topics you want. Now I got pepperoni, but
I got the cup of pepperoni that crisps and collects
grease you get your extra grease on top of your pizza,
which then goes into your ranch dipping sauce and the
extra inside the crust so looks good, layer upon layer
of fatness. Here from Pizza Hut, a returning item today.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
The box is so greasy.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
It was a terrible day to do. I'm like, I'm
trying to eat.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
This is uh well, it just hasn't hit yet. You'll
be fine tomorrow. It looks like a little hand oh yeah,
like little fingers.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Yeah, alright, And if you're trying one of the cheesy
bite crusts dipped in the rent ranch the yes, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
For one second, somebody pass over.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Like gas, Yeah exactly, it's almost very comes the nuclear
nuclear zest.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
The feeding table Pizza Hut had something. Oh they had
like a some kind of like other carbi thing.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
So they have cinnamon rolls.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Many cinemoles you get so you know, if you're not
gonna carve up on your pizza stuffed with cheesy bread
stuff that goes into ranch, you can get the mini
Cinmamon rolls.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
So you know how to talk about has you know
the farm alarm or double duck to talk with that
one back. I've always wanted the the big foot pizza
to come back to pizza that was.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Is like literally a foot of pizza.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Yeah, it was just like a square rule two pizza
twenty one slices.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, pizza's pretty good. My friends and I would order
that all the time.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Are you a square pizza kind of person?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Me?

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Yeah, I'm on pizza just just anyway, a giant amount
of food for a little money person.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, did you say that? The little you know, dough
crust thing finger things are supposed to be filled with something.
They have they should.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
They have some melted cheese, but it's sort of settled
to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh, they can make it stuff more. Yeah, they need
to stuff that more. You watch them.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
They were made by hands, so maybe sent that guy
screwed it up.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I'm sure they're not really doing attention to detail. You're
slinging pizza.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
But every time you walk, if you have to walk
into like a Papa Johns or a pizza hut, you
like the guys who work, they're like, oh, yeah, you
belong here.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
It's like there's a twenty four year old stoner, Oh
for sure.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Yeah, fat.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I like the dusting of herbs on the little finger things.
But yeah, Jesus, well there's March Fatness, you guys, very good.
We're gonna collect our scores and then uh after that, well,
I'll give you the final like the combined which ones
are worth your money to try?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
And you could be like us and eat them all.
But if you don't have the time, yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I mean, and you know money's tight, so you can't
be just going out there, will you know he's just
buying every unhealthy thing you can greg you, we were right.
This KFC gravy is surprisingly, it's really good gravy of
all the time. Mar Show's next hang on.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
You guys are worried about the long term effects Stiller,
But no one's brought up.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
The long term effects of the Woody Show. There's no circulation.
What is weird the Woody Show? All right? So all
the things that we tried for March Fatness, this is
how things ended up. I took everybody's vote except for Sammy.

(35:03):
Samy's like, didn't try that, didn't try that. I don't
try that. I don't want it.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I can't subway foot long oreo because it's warm.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
That's the weirdest I'll get sick.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I can't from warm from white cookie.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Yeah, I can't have warm desserts or I'll get sick.

Speaker 12 (35:20):
So like if you if you pull a cookie or
brownie right out of the oven, I cannot eat it.
Nothing warm you want to, you want to make it worse,
put ice cream on top of the warm dessert.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
I will not even make it home.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You are so strange. Yeah, I don't think it, do
you phydological? No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
It happens to my sister too. She can't have the
warm dessert and same sister also doesn't like bacon.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
It's like a genetic Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
You are a mystery.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
You really are an enigma.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets sick
from warm dessert.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Warm.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I think you think you get sick with warm.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I'm telling you it is so painful, and I don't
make it home.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I have to be a.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Public restrooms much housing.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
So if you had okay, if we left this cool
room temperature, then it's fine. Yes, it was.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
To know the science behind it, I think it's psychosis.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
I don't think it's science type of science. I guess
the warmness.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
And it's delicious. I get it, but I can't have it.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well. The top vote getter but an average of a
seven point three out of ten score was the Crazy
Puffs four bucks for a four pack. Yeah uh, and
then number two on the list with a score of six.
But there was there was some compaction in the next
three items six point four score. Number two item was

(36:50):
the Oreo foot long cookie.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
It was really good.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It's it's a load too. Yeah, oh yeah, not just
a Sammi load, but yeah, six point three to two
out of ten for the KFC Potato.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Poppers, Poppers potato bread crumbs deep fried, or the gravies pretty.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Deecent grati is good potato. Fourth place six point two
went to the KFC Chicken Hot Mike's Hot Honey, Mike's
Hot Honey. And then everybody's least favorite was the cheesy
bike crust Pizza with a five point two yeah, full
point behind everybody else could have used more mouzzareil. I

(37:25):
like the herb, and I like the ranch flavors the cheese. Yeah,
but if you have not tried We've talked about these
things a number of times. If you have not tried
the Crazy Puffs yet they're really good, not even the
ones that we were trying today, like the bacon, the
cheddar ones, just the straight o g pepperoni, or the cheese.
Even the cheese ones boring normally, but like so good
bacon and cheese this time.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
The other thing to people, little Caesars you can order ahead,
You just pop your coat in, you walk up to
the little Love and it's right there, ready, super fast.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I love that. I don't want to talk to anybody.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
I know, you know.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
I got these crazy puffy little seas and I was
about out the door until some guy from the back, Hey,
thanks for coming in.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I was like out, thank you. The The best I
thought of you when I read this was that study
show that autism may be the next form of our
in our evolution than pure logic without the emotion.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Mister Spots, I've been saying again, I love mister Spock
on Star Trek when I do it.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Guy curious, how does one become a cork soaker?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Cork socker, as we are like to say, corksuckers our
born not made.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I like to soak the biggest thing. Of course, while
you are soaking at the cork, you can also Massage
at the Grave, the Woody Show, and we are into
another new hour in sensitivity training, free, politically correct world.
It's Monday morning, It's the last, the final day. I

(38:50):
couldn't figure out what he wanted to say, last or final?
I said, I said them both, all right, said yeah,
but both of them? Some them both, I said them both.
The Cork Soaker, Monday, March the thirty, first final day
of March twenty twenty five. Bodie, Greg Venice, Gina grat Seabasses.
Here we got Sammy. I mean, uh, we were on

(39:11):
a spring break, a spring break week. The kids had
spring break, so I took the kids to go see
my mom finally went to the nine to eleven Museum.
Oh yeah, years and years it was. It's amazing. It
was incredible. Yeah, definitely something worth seeing. And I think
I had been subconsciously avoiding it. I don't blame you,

(39:31):
because I I I've always been interested to go see it,
and everybody talks about how incredible it was, but for
whatever reason, like ah, next, I'd always tell yeah next time, yeah,
maybe next time, maybe next time. But I finally went. Yeah,
had dinner with the show killer that night. Oh yeah, yeah,
and he's doing okay. Yeah, always a little on edge. Yeah,
but he's always on it. He was a meal for

(39:53):
vacation too, was on edge. Was it all about politics
and stuff? I know it's about he knows better with me.
Now we don't talk about it because it's like it's
just exhausting. I'm like, I'm not interested, like you bringing
up over nothing.

Speaker 11 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, it's like, all right, dude, look, I'm friends with
you and you know I love you and everything, but god, yeah,
damn it. Enough enough. Yeah, but yeah, I just saw
some friends, saw some family members. Hadn't seen fossos. It
was good time. You went to Kansas and.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I went to Kansas and it was great. I saw
my mom and all her little friends and my old friends,
and the air was just so sweet and clean and
breezy and great.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I just love it. Can't I really did this air air.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I wish I could bottle it because I spent my
entire life trying to get out of that place.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
And now I'm like, oh, I get it.

Speaker 14 (40:44):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, it's nice, But I did have one problem. Elderly
people keep their houses too goddamn hot. I don't I
don't get it. I don't know what age this happens,
but my mom and all her little friends. I'm sweating.
I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Get your parents. Both my parents' places are kept cold. Yeah, yeah,
it's I it's a refrigerator. Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Then it's just this little group, this little enclaim otherwise
house people.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yes, anything exciting from the week off, Greg Menace.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Yeah, I uh well, I went to Vegas, I went
to San Diego, and I went to Palm Springs. But
I started off in Vegas and did that Kreisher thing
with a bunch of listeners and that was so much fun.
Shout out to Burg Kreischer and LeeAnne, his wife. I
mean they're so nice and so accommodating to our listeners
and just you know, just working with us. They're really

(41:38):
really cool. And then san Diego, I went to Sea
World did and hung out with our people there and
that was super fun. And then just kind of hung
out in Palm Springs and enjoyed the sunshine in like
ninety degree weather and went swimming.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Greg, I saw you were on a boat. I was
on a boat.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
That's my cheers. That yeah, because it started with the
jeers and this is such a downer. But on day
one of spring break, I had this unexplainable depression.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I was so blue.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
I was at my wee can get away all by myself,
and I thought this is gonna be awesome, and instead
I felt lonely.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
The dinner I made turned out boring. Everything was bothering me.
Any show that I watched didn't amuse me.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Did your peers start right out?

Speaker 5 (42:22):
I know?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
That's how I felt like.

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Nothing was amusing me, nothing was entertaining me. I felt
alone and depressed.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It was so weird.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
So then I changed all my plans and said, screw it,
I'm just gonna go home. And then Mario took it
upon himself to get us a little overnight stay and
a little boat cruise thing. So it ended well, ended
really well finished.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
It's so weird.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Like right now, if you said, hey, you're gonna have
five days off ahead of you alone, I'd like that
sounds nice.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah. Were you like getting down on the on the boat?
I don't know how, abut you loved that concept looked
very romantic, it was very matic.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Getting Unfortunately, we weren't the only two people on the boat,
so we couldn't really get downs Yeah, it was fun.
It was good, it ended great and one more jeers.
By the way, this was also part of the depression thing.
And this is so stupid and shallow. I was craving
Pringles because for some reason, we've been talking about pringles

(43:26):
a lot. So I go to the store and I
buy the gigantic canister of sour cream and onion pringles,
and I'm so excited and open them up and I
eat them. I think, I kind of get why people
think these suck. Like even theles let me down. They
were kind of you should have got the hot ones.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
It was just the things don't taste the same when
you're Is it the texture?

Speaker 9 (43:53):
I think so, they're kind of dry, like I used
to think there were these magical chips and with people said,
oh I don't like pringles, I thought you're insane.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's probably just all part of your your grieving. Yeah process,
that's possible that it affects the taste of pringles. I guess, yeah,
it certainly does. It was weird Sammy Sea Bass anything
from the from the week off, Well, I.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Have some pretty exciting news, you guys. I go to
desk for my sewing machine, so I finally have somewhere
to put it.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Wow, it's huge news.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
I barely had anywhere to put a desk.

Speaker 12 (44:25):
I had to use my sewing machine on like the
coffee table, and I would sit down with my leg
up trying to push the pedal.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
It was the worst.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
So I was only really ever sewing when I was
in sewing class because it was such a pain at home.
And now I have a setup and it's very exciting.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Neat, Wow, she got a desk for her sewing machine.
All right, big news, big news. I love it's huge
sea bass.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
I sometimes forget that people live like that's not an
abnormal life, and that's like for a lot of people,
that's just great.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah yeah, But that's the question is how do you
follow that you scrap anything that you wanted to share.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
A great thing that I did is not my self
driving cyber truck, but I did finally these self driving.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Way Moo cars. Oh yeah, scary as the ones you.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
See if you live in them. A big city that
has these. They're the big, they're the white cars. They're Jaguires.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I believe. They have these big flip things, you know,
all kinds of cameras and sensors. It was a delight.
Oh it's clean, it's comfortable. I've been meaning to ask
you how things going with the cyber truck with all
the silliness that's going on.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Okay, So I drove by a Tesla protest over the
weekend by accident, not in my cyber truck, damit week
because they were right on the street. I know I
could have gotten them on my great cyber truck cameras
spitting and like flipping me off and all kinds of stuff,
and of course submitted that to the cops. But but yeah,
I drove by and leaving the girl I was with
high five bro was like, oh, we should be in
your cyber truck. We almost thought about turning around, going

(45:45):
back to get the side, going back to the protest,
because yeah, they're just any shocking. The protests for the
outside of the Tesla were a bunch of gray, old
NPR hippie types.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Oh yeah wow. And again not to get political, but
they made it political. Right, So has has anything happened
as anybody try anything with the cyber truck that you know.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
I don't have any swastikas scratched into it, which again.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Currency you can just see the one video where the
guy reaches down the back of his pants and like
takes his own coca and smears it.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Yeah, and it's the type of guy who in the
dude and in bicycle and basketball shorts, the type of
guy who knows his ass smells terrible all the time
and decides to weaponize that. But I think the thing
is that after the first week or two of all,
because people like, oh, these trucks always have five cameras
on them, and so you can't really do anything or
you'll end up in jail.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I think that dissuaded a lot of these morons, really,
because there seems to be more and more. I that's
the thing. People know these cameras are out there, but
they're not even making any kind of attempt to conceal
their face.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Like there's like, well, I'm a trader, jokes, I might
as well vandalist.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Big it's way to live loan though on how many
incidents there, oh.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Sure, yeah, I'm sure it's point one percent. But because
of the Internet, it blows up and someone that go
but yeah, no, I haven't had any person. In fact,
it was funny because literally everywhere I go with the
cyber truck. It is ninety eight percent positive. It's people
want to take pictures with it. It's guys asking questions.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Oh I do have more news. Yes's vacation, yes, massas.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I left my suv downstairs all week, didn't even check
in with anybody.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
No, No, it's nothing. So for folks, W don't know.
I was getting crap in the cyber truck.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I was getting hate crimed by the parking department because
they saw the cyber truck sitting here, you know, over
the weekend or a couple of days in a row,
and I got notes on the cyber truck and I
looked around, and at first they they meant they were
smart because they knowed somebody else who's parked near me. Again,
we have two thousand empty spaces at any given point here. Yeah,
but as Menace guessed, and Menace just proved, they don't
care about every any car sitting here for four or

(47:41):
five days because the limit just sea basses. They just
care about the cyber truck. Because I'm getting hate crime.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And in profile, do they know it's yours?

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Yes, they put my name on it, so go use
a ton of adjectives. Tell them like look, as a
gay man, as.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
An intersectional man.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Que you're American. Yeah, Now, I don't know how many
complaints you filed over the years with the people in
the in that office. Zero zero. Okay, well it's the
one place. Well, I tell you what I do their complaints.
And I was because I would say maybe like like, oh,
this guy he's always bitching about other people.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Does make it points because they saw sweet Struck and
I saw it the next day and they thought, haters, Oh,
we can't have this here.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
You know, we're we're we're it's raging jealous jealousy hate.
I did. I did have a thought, and I thought, like,
if anybody's gonna like see my point on this, it
would be Greg because Greg, Greg and I have the same, uh,
the same thought when it comes to like there's people
who so want you to notice their car or like
what and so Greg and I will make purpose, on purpose,

(48:37):
a conscious decision to not even look that direction, don't
look at a noteworthy car because because you know that's
what they want. And you can tell certain people it's
like how it's Tom Petty, but how Sea Bass will
say he could tell just by looking at somebody if
they're dirty enough to need a condom to bang them.
Like Greg and I I'm telling you, I have this
sixth sense about being thirsty about who wants you to

(48:59):
notice and who doesn't care. It was pretty I say,
you guys are probably pretty accurate. Yeah, but in my case,
I was I was parking on the third deck out
of the way of everybody. I have another thun here,
so where Greg and I are on the same page
on that right, I was thinking, like, man, I think
all this stuff with you know, uh graffiti and you know,
blowing up Tesla's and it's so stupid, like you're willing

(49:20):
to You're willing to, you know, go to jail or
something whatever, You're willing to be in any kind of
trouble whatsoever. You're willing to have to get it, go
to a court date because of something. It's how stupid,
something like zero difference only only get you in trouble,
right and you're not hurting the guy you think you're
hurting right now. Okay, there there's that part. So I
do think that that stuff is stupid. Okay, part of
me enjoys the fact that man, so many people went

(49:43):
out of their way to get these things to be
cool because it's you know, the Tesla is more like
a stime. It's the Gucci Belt.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Of cars, except that it's insanely practical and has so
many great features.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Talking I'm talking about the cyber trug. Shout out for
one second. Yeah, So, like you're just saying that people
just could way to get whatever the Tesla was, because
like it's like some kind of thing, and man, they
got it and it became super uncool, like almost overnight.
I hate it. I see what you're saying, but so
part of me also loves that. I but I get

(50:15):
to the people who just got it for the message
that it sends. Or now you're putting stickers on it.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, most of us ordered them four years ago, by
the way, Yeah, thank you way before. But now I
get to be not only to have a super cool
truck that rules and have so many great features, I
get to be a victim too, which is awesome.

Speaker 15 (50:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Okay, and that's the most important thing on the internet.
Victim praise me so great? I mean, do you see,
like see your point.

Speaker 9 (50:40):
But the thing that I find it more frustrating because
they're the mixed messaging. A lot of people did get
these cars to be green, and now they don't care
about being green, they care about actually polluting. Yeah, it's
because they never setting stuff on fire creating waste. They
never cared. You're exactly right. It was always fake, like, yeah,
I'm like you. So it's more frustrating than cathartic. So okay,

(51:02):
let's use a different example. So if everybody, you know,
the Gucci belt, right, all these people rush to get
the Gucci belt.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Oh my gosh, they want they wear right, And now
all of a sudden, imagine that the very next day,
whoever had a Gucci belt that nobody likes are the people? Hey,
all of a sudden, it's like the Gucci belt is
not cool anymore. Kind of funny that everybody ran out
and that the overnight. Yeah, that's why I got to
be ahead of the game. You can't be the last
person to get the Gucci belt. Yeah, you gotta have

(51:28):
that lead time before it becomes unfool Gucci belts. We're
gonna take a quick break and we got some of
the trending news headlines that'll be next Hang on, all right,
trending news headlines for this Monday morning. What do you
got there? Gina great Well.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
The men's Final four field is set after Auburn's seventy
sixty four win over in Michigan State. Here are what
the matchups look like for next weekend. It's going to
be number one Florida versus Number one Auburn on April
fifth at six nine pm Eastern on CBS, and then
number one Houston versus Number one Duke right after at
eight forty nine ET on CBS.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Like forty nine.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
I always had that same question specific and I was
talking to a friend of mine who has kids and
he had to pick up his daughter from school early
at one forty eight, right?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Is it something about like making it's easier for people
to remember something when it's I'm assuming maybe it's parking,
and then making sure it's.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Not like packed when they're picking up people. Maybe they
pick up line, but like many people have different games.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yes, And is it really going to be, oh, it's
six oh nine, everybody get ready?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I mean seven o'clock, seven fifteen, seven thirty something like, Yeah,
it's weird for TV. I get that for Greg's situation though,
that makes sense because you because when you you say seven,
people think, oh, seven twenty whatever, but yeah, TV, I
don't give don't quite well.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
The games will both be played at the Alamo Dome
in San Antonio, Texas. A little fun fact, the last
time all the number one seeds made it to the
Final four was in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
That's fine a while.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
The movie A working Man took the number one spot
in the box office yesterday, even though Disney's live action
remake of Snow White was supposed to have that spot.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Did you see it.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Menas I did with Vaughn. Vaughn and I had a
date washed a working Man, And I think Greg you
would love it, and what he would love it as well,
because Jason states the movie is well kicking ass and revenge, ye,
so that would be the part. And then it was
also kind of like taken, so somebody somebody was taking Greg.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Every Jason State of the movie is fill in the
blank with an occupation, something bad happens and this person
who you don't think is a super spy, so as
a superspot.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
But the best Jason State and movie of life is
The Mechanic when he plays a hitman.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
So yeah, he's a mechanic.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
He's always he's always a working man.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Of some beekeeper and he's a loaner. Is king people
the number one movie is fifteen million dollars. Yeah, is no,
does nobody go to the movies anymore? It was just
seem so low. It was a huge movie weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Also, yeah, nothing's really mean.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Snow white has already been out, but snoweight came out.
I remember it was like forty eight million. I'm like,
oh okay, yeah, but just a lot of people didn't
want to know.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
It used to be like one hundred and fifty right, Yeah,
there'll be those weekends soon, blockbusters like.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Whenever there's a musician that says, oh, we have the
number one album last week. If you look into what
what the look like five thousand, Oh my god. Used
to be you sold one hundred thousand copies in your
first week or even more than that. And now yeah,
now it's like you can have a number the number
one album in the country. So part of me thought
it'd be funny if we just got together, like some

(54:38):
stupid album of stuff. We have at least five thousand listeners, right,
and if everybody bought it, we could have the number
one album in the country. Like just to game the system. Again,
there's a busy released weekend, just to show like, what
not a big deal it is?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Isn't that what like Spencer Pratt did. Wasn't that the
big deal? Like got his lady the.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Top spot because of the fires?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It wasn't because of
the music.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
No, because the album had been out for ten years.

Speaker 12 (55:07):
And then when people were like, how can we help
support you in this time of need, he said, go.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
Buy her out?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay, just to say that we have the number one
album in the country. That's great, and we sold three
thousand copies.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
That's the joke.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Well, while we're talking about entertainment, country singer Morgan Wallen's
appearance on SNL get a lot of attention. First it
was those promos that they posted hyping up the show,
where he could not have looked less interested. And then
after the show, where you know, the host and musical
guests they say good night, everybody walks around and mingles
and wear he.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Hugged the host.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Matt Yeah, and just walked off toward the camera into
the audience and left. And then on Instagram he posted
a photo of his private jet and it said get
me to God's country, and that was it.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
People say it was an honest mistake. You didn't mean
anything by it.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Okay, because the guy in the inn attractor this morning,
he's like, oh yeah, a private jet guy. Yeah, he's
one of me.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
He's one of us. He's going back to God's country.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
And a seventy year old man was charged with aggravated
assault after allegedly hitting a counter protester with his car
outside of a Tesla dealership in Idaho. About thirty people
had gotten together for this anti Tesla rally, and then
about two hundred counter protesters showed.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Up, apparently as one circus.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Yeah, one dude got to the rally.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
A seventy year old allegedly made an obscene gesture at
him and then hit him with his car. Cops say,
yet a non life threatening injury and drove himself to
the hospital. They also say they tracked down the license
plate of the old guy, found him at his home.
He was arrested, charged with felony aggravated battery.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Yeah, there's another story. This guy in Texas, he fought
a lawsuit against a guy who keyed is Tesla. He
is citing emotional distress. Whoop. See there's a woman in
Florida who was hit with felony charges for sticking a
wad of gum on the door handle of a tesla.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Oh I saw that one.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Good Yeah gum.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
And speaking of cars, auto tariffs set to take effect
within days, and it has some people wondering if they
should just go out and buy a car like right now.
Experts say you probably should consider that, but be careful,
don't skip comparison shopping, make sure you're researching loans. But
the twenty five percent auto tariffs are set to take
effect on Thursday. Tariffs will apply to imported cars, SUVs, minivans, cargavans,

(57:20):
light trucks.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
So get on it.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
If you're kind of about it, torn on this because
of tariffs, yeah, okay, that will force people to build
more in America. And you're thinking, okay, this is going
to generate more American jobs, which is awesome, which I
totally support. But we're forgetting like the robots are coming, robots,
you know, so like, are we gonna have people with jobs?
Are we gonna have you know, flippy? Are we gonna

(57:43):
have robots in America making American cars?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I don't in there for our American robots. I know
the pay deserve.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
I'm kind of I'm kind of torn, Like I support
on both sides building in America, but then by the
time that's happening, are we just support.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
The idea of a company, whether building with human workers
or about workers.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Yeah, but I mean the whole idea is here actual
people working. But are you know, are we out of time?
Is it gonna be all robots?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Well, I mean I think it's the same as some
of these other jobs. Like just because a job doing
this is turned over to automation. They've always pointed out
a Frith the article that we were talking about a lot.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
Of seam stretches that went out of work when the
sawing machine came around Sammy high five, Right, But.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Like when when one group of profession goes away, there's
a whole nother one that started.

Speaker 10 (58:31):
Right.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, So just because you were doing this before, it
doesn't mean you can't go do something else or as
people in radio we know, it's just like I used
to be able to see the future so clearly. But
I can't thank you very much, Gina, Greg got it
took a quick break. More what he shows next More
of the Woody Show more more. If you know what

(58:52):
I'm saying, I'm not even gonna pause. He'll be right back.
It's a wood show. Not that anybody in here I
think has any opinion on this. But the New York
Yankees just see they hit all those home runs, nine
home runs, yeah, and that blowout against Milwaukee on Saturday,

(59:16):
and then yesterday they hit four home runs beat the
Brewers again. Fifteen home runs in their first three games.
And there's some debate over the bats that a bunch
of the Yankees are using. They're being called torpedo bats.
And they're legal though, right, so they're they're thicker at
the sweet spot rather than just being this even circumference

(59:36):
down the grain, but it puts more mass where the
hitter is trying to make contact. And there's lots of
people calling the Yankees cheaters. They look weird. They look weird,
but they're not illegal.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
But is it.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Illegal to not give that to everybody?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Everybody can have it. It's going to be one to
the other.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
Either every team will start doing it or no team
will be able to do it. Every team's going to
start doing it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah, there's already others this season but there's always a
couple of guys on the UH on the Twins that
are using them. It's just a matter whether it does
the player want to use it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
The answer is yes, and it gets customized for each
player because they can look and see where does this
player hit the ball most, and they can customize that
sweet spot for each player.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
So here's here's what the here's what the rule says.
The rules just say the bat can be no longer
than forty two inches, the thickest part of the barrel
can be no wider than two point sixty one inches,
and the bat must be one solid, continuous piece of wood.
And so these torpedo bats, they don't break any of
those rules, right. They look goofy. They look more like
a people were compared like a big bowling pit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
It's exactly like, yeah, but yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Weren't the first. You didn't coin that seat, bests, I'm
sorry you weren't first on that just a minute ago. Yeah,
but I mean, that's a lot of people are comparing, saying,
been saying.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
Baseball has been looking for a way to become more exciting.
This could be it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I support it. If they're not going to juice do
the weird bat that people love it. Chicks love the
long ball, you know, yeah, oh for.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Real, and we like it when the thick spot what
is it, the sweet spot is thicker?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
That's right. Yeah. It looks kind of weird every night,
but it feels good. Yeah yeah, two point six one
inches in diameter. Okay, all right, I sign on. That
sounds sounds pretty good. Do some sort of deep ball
chipping eight seven seven forty four Wooding, comically large. It's disgusting,
the Woody Show. We are in two another new hour

(01:01:27):
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Monday morning. It's March the thirty first, twenty twenty five.
I'm whatdy, that's great. Gory light menace is right now,
there's a Gina Gradi. We got sea masks, we got
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to

(01:01:49):
nine eight seven. We're gonna do something called the blind
rank game periods we've never done before, but I had
Greg and mind specifically this one when I Yeah, I
heard about this. It's called the blind ranking. We always
like to do like rankings, like oh yeah, absolutely for

(01:02:09):
everything Yeah, we love it. That's called a balsa. Speaking
of Greg, Greg's invature applies to text messages. Yeah, if
your mom's safe, that's that's on the way here in
the Winter show. This I just thought was funny. Idaho's
governor just signed a bill into law that expands the
states in decent exposure regulations, So it criminalizes the public

(01:02:33):
exposure of bress, male breass altered to look like female breasts,
artificial bress, and even toys are products that resemble genitals,
So like truck nuts, that likely is not going to
stand up to a challenge. I'm guessing you cannot do
truck nuts anymore in the state of Idaho. Now, what
I thought was interesting is that I have a clip

(01:02:55):
here of the Idaho legislature debating the bill. But the
new law took effect immediately thanks to quote an emergency clause. Boobs,
what's the emergency? That's that's what I'm anyway, here's part
of the debate here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I've also heard an argument about this bill saying, well,
it could penalize people who put certain things on their
trailer hitches that look like the part of look like
part of a male anatomy.

Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
They call them truck nuts. They're gross, they're offensive, and
kids on the road see them. So why wouldn't the
police get a call and say that offends me, pull
it off the truck, because now this bill will allow it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Look, you don't have the right to not be offended.
Exactly if it offends you, it doesn't mean something gets
made illegal. I hate that argument.

Speaker 11 (01:03:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Two, Like, you're offended, okay, and everybody else just like you,
cause you whatever. You may have a different opinion than
somebody else, but there's always somebody who's more uptight than
you are, right, and so they can turn to you
and go, well, I'm offended by that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Okay, Yeah, I'm offended by your offence.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Didn't we cover this in The People versus Larry Flint?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Wasn't this taken care of quite some time? That movie refresh?

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
But that was basically Jerry Folwell versus Hustler Magazine. Yeah,
and well specifically they were parodying him in that, but
also in general, it was indecency offense and you publish smart.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah, it's bad taste. You can't regulate that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
So that's what's going on in the state of Idahoo important,
it's that's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
They must be out of problems.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
The blind rank game. I'll explain how that works when
we come back from the break. But again, I think
it's just I'll give you five of something, okay, rip
I like it already, but there's a there's a twist
to it. So I'm not gonna give you all five
things and then you rank it. I'm gonna give you
one thing at a time, and then you got to
put it like all right, I'm gonna put that at
number five, but you're locked in. You can't change good

(01:04:49):
you and you don't know what's coming next, see like hotties.
And then you hear Kathy Griffin, you put that at
number one, that all you have is the number two spot.
O'Donnell screwed exactly like Kathy Bates. So anyway, I thought
Greg would have a good time with that. It does
sound fun. Yeah, So that's coming up next year on
The Woody Show. Hang on, more of the Woody Show

(01:05:14):
will be right back. We got to metics doing something
tomorrow that we're gonna give you some information about. Not
until tomorrow, but tomorrow is April first, April Fool's Day,
and a lot of people will be trying to pull
pranks and they're gonna make you think that you know,
something's happening that's not really happening. But here on the

(01:05:36):
Woody Show, because we're not lying liars, we thought, well,
what can we do that would sound not impossible or
something that would sound like, oh, these guys have got
to make this has got to be a joke. This
is not really happening. Oh but oh no, it's happening.
But oh no, it's April for Reels. It's April for
Reels tomorrow on The Woody Show. And I can't give

(01:05:57):
you any information, although I will. I'll say I am
concerned for Menace. Yeah, concerned and questioning his desire. I
don't think it's anything life threatening, No, I would, okay,
but I'm just I'm concerned on many levels. Yeah, show show.

(01:06:20):
I am one of your senior listeners.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
I was that a concert the other day and your people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Were there and I talked to him and said, oh, show.

Speaker 16 (01:06:30):
Doesn't show me.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
They all agree, nobody writes Woody in your show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I think they all suck. Show. Yeah, if you got
something for us after the show, anytime after ten am,
that after hours or a voicemail works like a charm
eight Woodie. All right, so this is called blind rank.
I mentioned it before the break, and then Greg said,

(01:06:56):
you know, I think I have heard something like this before. Yeah,
with food. Of course, this is not anything that uh,
that we invented. I love that, right, not claiming invention here,
But I'm gonna give you five items, one at a time,
and it'll be like you know whatever, actors, and so
I'll give you like Tom Hanks movies. I'll give you

(01:07:18):
five Tom Hanks movies and you have to rank each
one from one to five without knowing what's coming next.
And the challenge is that you might love one, but
if something better comes up later than you're stuck. So
it's just all about strategy and making choices on the fly.

Speaker 9 (01:07:34):
Yeah, so stupid right rand forst cup number one, you'd
be an idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. All right, So here we'll do uh,
we'll do actress first. I'll give this one to uh
to Greg all right, So Greg, actors will go and
you want Tom Hanks? Do you want Will Ferrell?

Speaker 14 (01:07:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell movies? Okay, and again you give
me a rank as soon as you step brothers. God
see sometimes they just say number one, uh two, all right,
Anchorman or Elf Iconic, that's number one. It's your favorite

(01:08:18):
of Yeah, I think it is Elf has really aged. Well, yeah, yeah,
it's really good. I'm gonnaet through the rest of them.
We can debate. Okay, Old School five, I think it's overrated. Jazz,
all right, so long Tunes number number three it would
have to be Talladega Nights. Oh okay, I don't even

(01:08:40):
think I saw that. You didn't see it, Shack Big Baby? Yeah,
all right, well I'll watch that today. Yeah, so you
said Elf, Step Brothers, Talladega Knights, Anchorman, Old School. Now,
knowing all the movies, would you, would you change that order?

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I think I'm happy with that. Even though I haven't
seen Megan.

Speaker 9 (01:09:00):
I know that Anchorman. I can't get over the fantasy
stuff of it. Yeah, so funny and Old School I
thought was just so overwrapping.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
I love that one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I think I'm gonna go to step Step Brothers one,
Elf two, Bright, Old School three, Anchorman for Talladegan Knights
number five.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Those are Anchorman haters.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
It's it's like it's my favorite. Yeah, well, unfortunately fake it,
I know, but I don't like, all right, let's go
to uh, let's see, let have a good one for
for Gina Grad here, all right, Gina Grad Yeah, Broadway musical, Okay,

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we go, alright, Broadway music.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
A lot of debate, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, oh god, yeah, I got nothing to say about
an Hamilton Oh uh two two, Wicked three, lame as
a rob.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
It's a really good musical. I'm uh, lame as erole
is one one, lion king ah hell four four? So
what's my fifth spot?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Phantom of the Opera?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Oh, well deserved, it's really yeah. You know this is
not a bad ranking, not that you guys would know,
but this is a pretty good right now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
It's Wicked being anywhere ranking Well, he's only seen the movie,
to be fair, you have the joy of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
The on stage Whimsy full on fell asleep at Wicked?
Did you really even the big numbers?

Speaker 14 (01:10:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
I slept through, damn near the entire thing. This is
in the actual Theatrocal, the actual Theatra.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
In New York City, but you anywhere, but Hamilton is
really Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I left intermission drop it. Yeah, in fact, because we
got invited to the opening night of the touring the
not the problem one. Yeah, so we went. We went.
My wife is very excited. It was a school night.
I fell asleep during the first part of it. To
the intermistion, I'm like, I gotta go. I gotta work
in the morning. I gotta go. That's where I met
Kate Beckinsale. Remember I was butt to butt with My

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wife goes out, well your dream girls right behind you.
Is that changed anything? Remember that's when she goes, excuse me,
miss beck and Sale, my husband's in love with you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Which a lot of craft for being a post about
a lot of things, but leaving your wife at the
theater halfway through a crappy musical and making her ouber
home power move right there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
No, we had a hotel across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
So you missed the big finale.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
I guess you would missed it. Never saw a Lion King,
but I did see Fan of the Opera as a kid,
because my my aunt would drag us into New York
every year for at least one or two musicals, and
I remember not hating it because the big chandeliers. Spoiler alert,
I would a kid like Fano of the Opera. Though
I can see Lion King speak.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Lion King is incredible with the with the puppets the
base of the Giant.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I was an adult when the Lion King came out.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
I saw Lion King, the touring version in It's pretty amazious.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Well, it's technically pretty incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Hamilton's it seems too, as they say, insist upon itself,
and everyone who sees it insists upon it, even though
it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Hey, what if everybody was Puerto Rican and wrapping?

Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
When I first got a link for it, I said,
this looks like the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
And I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Okay, what I said about bailing out loud? Yeah, see
mass Yeah, let's go with a vacation destination. All right,
blind rank again. I'm gonna give you the five five places,
and you have to rank each one from one to
five without knowing what's coming on. Not to live, but
to vacate. Okay, right, vacation destination Hawaii.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
I will say, I mean, it's very basic, bitch, but
it deserves it's. Yeah, it's ranking I will say.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Two two, any particular spot or island.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
I mean, look again, I get it. It's it's the
basic of bitches. But Waikiki the beach, there you go
running you know, going up the mountain. It's it's just
they got everything there. It's two gasty, all stupid shops.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
But I love it all right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Uh Paris actually never been actually never been to Paris,
but based on my wreck, based on my observation, and
I think it's I think it has a lot like Rome,
which maybe on this list over two rised.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
So I'm gonna go with a four. Four should have
been five. Yeah. I always say I could win a
trip to Paris, and I wouldn't take it. I think
it's witched. Probably can't coon, uh.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Solid, but I think it's gotten a little dodgy, little
dangerous because I've been a number of times throughout my life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
So I'll go, I'll go.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
I see, I'll go three, can't coon three. New York
City seventeen. Thank Thankfully I put Paris at four or
so I could put in New.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
York at five. But now they have garbage cans.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Again, if you've never been to New York, there's nothing
special there. They don't have sushi at four.

Speaker 14 (01:14:02):
Am.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I looked. It's just grime and dirt and rats. It smells.
I was just there last week. I still think New
York is the greatest city.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
They invented trash cans recently. Still, when I went to
the musical for Back to the Future, half a block away,
giant mounds of garbage on the on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
The side of the road for no reason. Love New
York same all right, And then uh, your number one
is Tokyo. Of course he knew on some level.

Speaker 15 (01:14:34):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
And again, Tokyo way more crowded than New York.

Speaker 16 (01:14:37):
But somehow a billion clean, forty something million people in
that city and somehow it's clean. And they figure that
not only do they not have gard they don't have
garbage cans greg because if no one throws anything out
ever at home, like it's it's it's next level.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Like you think, oh they got rid of garbage cans,
they have robots that take it.

Speaker 13 (01:14:57):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
No, it's just no one.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
They're just cult release a period.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Somehow you don't have to throw your crap everywhere, spit
your gum everywhere. Somehow some people figured out how not
to do all that crap.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Okay, Sammy, it is humanly possible.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
It's humanly possible to have to be a pig the
blind rank game in New York City.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Let's go with uh, holiday songs.

Speaker 14 (01:15:18):
Oh perfect, because she is a Christmass queen, crazy Christmas
in all right, jingle bells, oh five, thank you? Of
course these are probably the original original versions. I'm sure
all I want for Christmas is you where I carry banger?

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
That is, because you're probably not going to have my
number one on this list, so I will put that
one at number one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Really little teaser, Silent Night in Crosbey Verge. Now you
wish you had number five? Still? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Uh yeah, I'll put that at four.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Four four, Frosty the Snowman two two, Last Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Three four thousands, not hitting your sweet one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
What was your number but your number one song?

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Well, my number one song is in sync? Merry Christmas,
Happy Holidays? Is that the yeah, Marry Christmas? No, no wonder,
I don't know what you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
No, but it is? What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
In sync? Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Merry Christmas, happy yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Happy holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
You hear that the mall for like two months. This
is the best, this one, this is heard it happy.

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
Same the in Sync Christmas special on the Disney Channel
for like a full month straight when they really were
becoming big, So we were watching them perform this when
we were in love with them for a full month
straight at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
But does it make you feel like you're at the gap?

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
I can picture of them performing it in my ring, right.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
M me for the for the very few of us
who don't know what happens during the insane Christmas factum,
what kind of adventures did.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
They get into?

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
No, it's there, it's a stage performance. They're just singing
songs and performing.

Speaker 12 (01:17:25):
But it was Yeah, it was around the time of
you know when TRL was really big on MTV, right
where you were really loving watching people perform live. This
is before YouTube when you could go and watch whatever
you wanted your Internet and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
And so the Disney Channel, yeah, there's no hygiene, it's
that time. Okay, Christmas time is here.

Speaker 12 (01:17:49):
This could go on the Winter Christmas album and everything's okay,
Marry Christmas, Happy holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
So yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
So they had so Disney Channel basically had them performing
a bunch of songs and stuff Christmas songs, and they were,
you know, selling the album and just so we were
all in love with in Sync and wanted to be
able to not just listen to them, but see them
because justin Timberlink and JC were so hot nice and
so that's uh yeah, they ran it the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
I mean, nothing screams Christmas spirit like a hot jake.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Seems that guy with the flavor Saver, the little thing
under his lip, Chris Kerpatrick. Yeah, like, man, he's gotten
some great run off in the late night because he's
not he's objectively not attractive.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
He's older than the rest of them. He was like
six years older or something.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I want to say, how do you feel how do
you feel about Christmas rapping from waitresses? Do you like
that song? My wife, who loves Christmas, I think almost
as much as you do, hates the song. I kind
of like it. I love it. Oh yeah, it's a
great song. Gets you in the moon. Yeah, it's fine, expressive,

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it's fine, what's fun.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
It's like a seven like because yeah, if I don't
hear it, I'm fine.

Speaker 14 (01:19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
And then Last Christmas by Wham You don't like that's
a great one.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Well, the worst song ever is simply having a wonderful
Christmas time. That what needs to be buried out in
the area.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
There's a lot of people where was Dominic the Donkey?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, it wasn't on there, Dan. No one knows that
unless you're a hardcore Telan. Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four.
What he We'll check in with with Menace. I got
one for you next sweet, we'll figure out where he's gonna.
I'm gonna I'm gona tell you straight up. It's gonna
be nineties TV shows. Oh that's a that's medicine. All right,
this is.

Speaker 11 (01:20:00):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
So we're doing something to called the Blank Blank the
blind Rank game. So five items under one particular category.
You rank each one one five one meaning it's your favorite,
you know, and then uh, not knowing what's coming next
the challenges. You might love one thing, but something better

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comes up later, and then you're stuck. So it's all
about strategy and making choices. And this next one that
I've got is for Menace. This might be tough, all right, Menace,
nineties TV shows, A fresh prints. I'll put it at three,

(01:20:43):
three friends, Sorry, Greg, I wou'd say four, that's fair
Seinfeld God two that yeah, but two full house? Oh god,

(01:21:15):
uh okay, I'll put full House number one then. Yeah,
So it means your number five spot would go to
married with children.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Yeah, well, jeez, I love the merry children. I would say, yeah,
more than full House, but later in life I appreciated it. Yah,
full House is a banger, but t J I Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
You know the men has loved Fuller House, right, and
that's what as an adult, which.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Is even more. She loves Laurie Laughlin. She was too
hot to go to jail. And then he said I
was obsessed with her. Yeah, well that's you guys like that,
like Rank, I knew Greg, Babe, I mean babe, Yeah,
that is right. I know you girl. Eight seven seven

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forty four Woody text us check in over to two
two nine eight seven More Woody shows coming up? What
did you dude? What the Woody show?

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
The Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah,
it is Monday morning, final day of March, March thirty first.
Today is uh. We were just talking about right before
he left for break, we were talking about people that
were getting tattoos and going under full anesthesia. Oh yeah,
so dumb. Yeah, and somebody was like, no, man, you

(01:22:52):
get it for the pain, and then the ink is
just a souvenir. Today is Anesthesia Tech Day. Okay, yeah,
I know I know somebody who's an anesthesiologist. Really yeah,
I always heard they make good money? Did you make
good money? And money? What's cool about like the way
that she's got everything set up is that she completely

(01:23:14):
makes her own schedule. She just tells them when she's
available when she feels like doing it. So in otherwise,
when you feel like making money, yeah, you just get
to make money. I feel like it, like you know what,
I think, I'm gonna go make some money.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
And was going to complain they're sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Today and we were just talking about this to today's
Eiffel Tower Day, but although not probably not the one
that we were talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Yeah, oh really that kind of Eiffel Town, not the
Devil's three way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Yeah, yeah, SeaBASS. Today is National Bunsen Burner Days. I
know you scientists like that stuff. Fun. It's a National
farm Workers Day, National Tater Day, yeah, get it done.
It's National Clams on the Halfshell Day. Oh yeah, not
a huge fan of that the all. Yeah, and it

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was today in nineteen eighteen, like ah, that the US
switched to daylight savings time for the first time.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
Yeah, how about youth for screwing up the name there? Well,
I'm just reading it off this on this day of
history here World War eleven again. Yeah, daylight saving time,
there is no I stand correct, you corrected yourself. We
got some birthdays and porno birthday code up here in
a couple of seconds. You know, I do like the
fun facts. How about some celebrity fun facts.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Okay. A body double was used for William Dafoe's nude
scenes and Anti Christ because, according to Dafoe, if they
had used his genitals, that's all people would talk about.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
Okay, I mean that movie was unwatchable, but yeah, there's
a it's full on porn.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Nobody wants to see him naked, thank you? Uh well,
I mean it's skinny greg, what going for?

Speaker 15 (01:24:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
But what if his his genitals were that big?

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
I mean, it wasn't a bigness in that movie. It
was about where they were going and what you could see.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Okay, So what's the name of this movie?

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
It was ten years ago. It was called Anti Christ.
Very artsy, fartsy. But there's a full on sexye But okay,
but you still like your what and it's Willem Willem Dafoe.
I know, see I'm sharp.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
First day after break, you're teachable. Getting back in the
second what's that will anyway? But it was still in
the movie. It was it was it was a body double. Yeah,
let's see the shower scene. Okay, it's just full on.
Oh geeza, wow, yeah, it's it's it's good for him. Okay,
well that's that's the movie. Oh yeah, the movie is unwatchable,

(01:25:36):
but there's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
The director claims that Willem Dafoe has quote an enormous
D and that we had to have a stand in
D because his was too big and end quote. Everybody
got very confused when they saw it. That's pretty sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
What am I looking at?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Yeah? Speaking of D's, Dennis Rodman had broken his penis
while having sex on three different occasions.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
Geez, I do believe that maybe once you do it once,
it's more likely.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I don't know. But like a buddy of mine,
our buddy Tim, Tim Virgin when he when he worked
in Chicago, that's when Dennis Rodman was playing on the Bulls.
And you know how crazy our friend Tim is. Uh,
he was hanging out with Robmin all the time. In fact,
Robin got fined a number of times because he was
hanging out in the studio with Tim while he was

(01:26:35):
on the air. It was late to the games. Oh no,
and then and then they would then they would party
after the games and go to all the strip clubs
and stuff, and it was Rodman still killed it. I mean,
the stories are crazy. David Schwimmer another celebrity fun fact.
David Swimmer worked as a process server for his mother,
who was a divorce lawyer, and one of the people

(01:26:57):
he served with divorce papers was God Stuart.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Lucky Random so Lucky Swim Dogs Stuart together Awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
What did he say when he handed the papers? Grand,
He's probably like, your name is more like Rod Rulewort.
That's a good one, Greg. I was looking for more
like something about it being a break reference. But that'll do. Yeah. Oh,
I was just geeking out on Rod Osama. Bin Laden
was a huge Whitney Houston fan and even had a
plan to kill Bobby Brown. Wow. What Yeah, a safer

(01:27:33):
life he you know what? In a weird way. Jack
Black's mother was an engineer named Judith Love Cohen who
helped create the system that rescued the Apollo thirteen crew.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
I have heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Yeah. Interesting fun fact. Celebrity fun fact. Former US Senator
Ron Paul used to be an O B G y N.
How gross is that?

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
I know what?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I know? What fun fact you're going for here? And
he delivered Selena boom what that's insane? And his mom
didn't know she was pregnant. She went to the hospital
because she wasn't feeling well and was initially told that
she had a tumor that had to be removed. They
went for a second opinion and that's where she met
Ron Paul, who told her that she was pregnant, and
he later delivered baby Selena. Woa. Yeah, oh you know,

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speaking of of Selena, it was today, in nineteen ninety
five that Selena was shot and murdered by the president
of her fan club in that motel room. Oh wow,
today's the anniversary of that. And isn't she up for
parole or did that already happen? Just happened? Yeah? Oh okay,
I didn't follow what. Terrence Howard was a kid when

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he watched his dad stab a man to death while
they were waiting in line to take pictures with the
department store Santa as you do. Yeah, I mean i'd
heard about who was it, Woody Harrelson's dad, right, he
was he was a killer or something hit man or
something like that. A bunch of people. Yeah, but imagine

(01:29:01):
like you're waiting in line to see Santa Claus. Somebody's
on the naughty list. Martin Luther King Junior paid the
hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born. Fun fact. Yeah,
why because Robert's parents ran a theater school that let
the King's children at the time in when few programs
would admit black children, and when her parents couldn't pay

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the hospital bill, Martin and Coretta Scott King stepped in.
How crazy is that and paid the bill. Going back
to Whitney Houston.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Yeah, did you know that Whitny Houston paid a hospital
bill for one of Burke Christ's daughters?

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yes, yeah, I did hear that story. Burt just recently
shared that story. Yeah, and I was thinking to myself,
where was that one? You're just telling that? Now?

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
They were in the lobby together, right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Was crying as usual because he was like emotional and
stuff like that as always.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
And he wasn't paying attention though. It was Winny Houston. Yeah,
like she walked in to like check in, how's it going? Yeah,
I'm Winnie Houston. How's your daughter doing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Yeah, and that he realized it was when and this
is before you know, he had any kind of money.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Yeah you know, yeah, I couldn't pay the bill, right, yeah,
really exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
I'll give you one more celebrity fund fact. Jack Nicholson
was raised by his grandmother, but he was told that
she was his mother. Oh, and he was told that
his actual mother was his sister.

Speaker 11 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
They did that back then, Yeah, and could.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Pull it off and didn't find out the truth until
his mother's slash sister died in nineteen seventy four. They
kept that a secret. Yeah, that's a that's pretty crazy.
You know your sister, that's your mother, bro, Yeah you
saw it, guess what.

Speaker 9 (01:30:38):
So so it's weird that we made out right, Yeah,
you did all your experimenting with your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I mean she'd be okay with that, right, Yeah, Like
what if it was like a sibling. Because you have
this thing with the cousins, You don't think like banging
the cousin's a big deal. I have a thing genetics. No,
you got it as laws.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
Sure, Yeah, that says a second cousin is essentially genetically
indifferent to banging a stranger.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
But you even said like a like a first cousin.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
At one point I said that a lot of first
cousins have gotten married over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Would you bang a first cousin? No, who's the hot
cousin that you You only have one female cousin? How
hot is she? I don't know, not that I how doable?
Would banger? I doubt it very much? Would you bang
a second cousin? You said yes before, yes, yes, okay, yeah, yeah,
but not a but not like a full blooded sibling.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
It's just that's such a close analogy. I'm glad you
brought that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
I just wondering how close will go.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
But even as close as that is, and a great
analogy as that is, I will still say no.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
But what about your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
You know what? Again? Really close and great analogy. Somebody's
getting defensive. Sounds like what about your dog, because it
sounds like he wants to bang a sibling?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Doesn't Those you guys are are perfectly logical, and your
analogies and you.

Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
Are your kids.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
These are all good questions you know that deserve to
be addressed. Related have an orgy with your brothers. I'm
not saying clearly logical, nice, I'm not saying it's not
embarrassing for you, but I mean, just feel free to
be yourself and just admit it. Yeah, we won't judge much. No, No,
it was fun eight seven, seven forty four. You can

(01:32:20):
hit up with the text over eighty seven. It's time
for your birthdays show say it's shivery. We won't sit
be like it's shida and you know we don't do
what do you have two stepsisters? Would you bang them?

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
No, but I wish one if you had and more
and more were you just so we're talking about that recently,
like about steps that's like a thing, oh big thing,
all fun. Yeah, he's right on. Like these porn sites,
it seems like everything is stepmom, step brother, stepsister, step whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
Can't prove it, but I I have a fate memory
of like twenty years ago. They used to just call
it bang your sister, ban your brother, But there was
a law I think ironically in Florida that's saying that
you can't even pretend to have incest on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Really yeah, but even yeah, dude, this Steptons sibling thing, yeah,
like me is maybe because I grew up with my
two stepsisters. That was the plot of clueless.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Yeah, I mean I was that never sat right with her.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
Never.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
I was eight when they when they joined the family.
So so in that case he would know again, dude,
don't give me, don't give me confused with sea Best said,
you don't want to screw them? Yeah, no, no of that.
Your porno birthday today is coming up. We got the
celebrity birthdays. Christopher Walking is eighty two years old. You McGregor,

(01:33:41):
Obi Wan Kenobi and Star Wars fifty four. Angus Young,
the only original member left in a CD Yeah, is
seventy years old. Jack antonof from the band's Fun and
Bleachers is forty one. Missus Danny DeVito and fellow midget
Rhea Pearlman is seventy seven. She was Carla on Years.
Singer Jack Johnson is fifty. Gabe Kaplan mister Cotter on

(01:34:05):
Welcome Back Catter also a financial whiz and an amazing
poker player. He has won over a million dollars just
playing poker. He is a He's eighty years old. Former
vice president and massage enthusiast Al Gore is seventy seven,
and then William Daniels mister Feene on Boy Meets World.

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The voice of Kit in the original Night Robe. He's
ninety eight years old.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Oh up a burglar from his home recently.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
And your porno birthday today is Tanya Tate and today's
birthday girl. She's been mounted more times than Mechanical Bull
at the Country Bar five and twenty four fine films,
including Tanya Tate Bangs the Gardener. She was in Spread
Eagle volume one. Also your Mom tossed My Salad Volume five.

(01:34:56):
Your Mom, I want to just hit the right way. Huh,
this is delivery. It was great, Greg, one of your
favorites Lesbian House Hunters, Oh my God, have to watch that.
But she was in Lesbian House Hunters Volumes one, four, five, ten,
and twelve. Last America, she was in Do the Splits
on My Big Penis Volume one, she stole the show

(01:35:19):
and one of Sammy's favorites Cheer Squad Sleepovers. Nice yeah,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in Busy at
the Office taking dictation. God, I wonder if that's about.
That's Tanya Tait, who's forty six years old today and
at Chapporno Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Monday morning. Look what's happening around the world. Well not

(01:35:40):
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remember you pee on jellyfish stings, not on jelly stains. Yeah.

(01:37:10):
And uh, don't just lie to somebody and tell them
that you got stung by a jellyfish just so they'll
pee on. You're not cool to take advantage of somebody's
willingness to help that. You're right, all right, Thank you
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You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The

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Quit this bitch,