FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 29th 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is April the
twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, I would be what a that
would be Greg Gory, Hi, Woody Menace, Good morning to you.
What is up Tuesday? We out here begetting my favorite
part of the day, the very beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Isn't it the best when you're walking into work? Yeah, Tuesday, No, the.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Sun and shining, telling myself, I get to be here,
so you do. You got to you gotta replace, I
have to to. I get to wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Your world will change at.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
One fifteen in the morning, as Gina grad we got
Sea Bass, Sammy is here, Bort and Menji both here.
We got Morgan, she's our associate producer, von our video
producer on the job this morning. High as ever? Did
you spell when he came in here to adjust the
cameras and stuff? Oh he's ripe today.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Oh I would smell him every morning.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Yeah, you don't even need a sensitive into it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
By this point.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Yeah, what did you say more he's a little injured today.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
He was playing basketball over the weekend. You should ask.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
Yeah, and he and Andy were playing and the other
team forfeited because they didn't have their people, so they
just ended up playing like five on five and I
guess the von rolled his ankle.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, you know, we'll fix that, Greg Weed, Yeah, Weed
fix literally everything. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Andy is a Gina's husband.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, and they play in this basketball league, Jewish basketball league?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Neither of them are Jewish.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh, I was gonna say, at least Andy's married.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
To it, Joe, Yeah, he's Jewish.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Anyway, phones are up at eight seven seven forty four.
Wood He sent us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We're gonna make a trip to the
Woody Show crossroads today. Also looking for your nominees who
should be the Woody Show Employee of the Month for
the month of April. Trending news headlines. We got the
birthdays and the porn of Birthday coming up for you
this hour, along with an update what's happening with the

(02:42):
entertainment stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Medae is gonna tell.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Us all about that uh, that is happening today here
Tuesday on the Woody Show, speaking of menace. Yeah, what
I do. And the question was because I heard you
talk about the the truck stop visit that you had question.
My question is honestly because he was talking about how
filthy this truck stop. But you would you would assume
a truck stop would be filthy. Yeah, that's not great.

(03:05):
It would be surprising if it was super clean. But
because you have now witnessed both, what is more disgusting
the bathroom here at the radio station or this dirty
truck stop that you saw. Oh, for sure the truck stop,
but urinal for urinal. But but I'll say this, I've
stopped at this truck stop before.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
So, uh, the radio station bathroom is more consistent on
being filthy.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, how about that? All right?

Speaker 9 (03:33):
All right, I've never seen at the truck stop level.
I've never seen the our bathroom here at that.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
The men's from here is discussing. They put a sign up.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Somebody wrote a sign and put it up in the
bathroom above the urinals.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Stop peeing on the floor.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't get a couple of days.

Speaker 9 (03:48):
I don't get because I instantly thought, Woody, are not me.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
We would have been more clever, But it just shows
that other people have noticed it. And by the way,
the first time, when what do you shot that video
a few months ago of the side all coated in urine.
That is, they cleaned that, but they didn't clean the
wall in front of the urinals. The tile wall that's
on either side of the urine, and it's still just
has years old deposits of P.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
The way, yeah, it's I told you I was.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I was at DFW Airport and there was the urinal
and I don't know how somebody managed this, but they
managed to get P. I started the picture on top
of the urinal, right, it takes talent. Yeah, and these
things like this is pretty high, so it was probably
about like maybe I don't know, let's call it neck
height because it went up pretty tall.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's somebody just doing it for fun.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I don't know how, like, how did you manage to
do that?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Animals they discuss they the in the urinal.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I was at Chipotle a couple of days ago, and
even though the tables were empty, it looked like a
bomb had gone off at all. There was no garbage
on the table, like they picked up the baskets or
the metal tray things they give you. Oh but stuff
on the floor, cheese, sour cream, a little a little
chunk of like salsa or whatever, just like sitting on

(05:08):
the table.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I know that, you know they should come out and
wipe those tables down. But who gets up from the
table and just leaves things you probably don't have, like
nap into that located our hands.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh wait, that's how it was when it worked at
the pizza place, like baseball teams. Softball teams would come
in for pizza. Afterwards there'd be pieces of pizza in
a pitcher of beer upside down plates.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
Well, we can just send Gina in there. She's she's
in the cleaning.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
I deep cleaned my bathroom yesterday. But I'm telling you
here's the way you got to do it. You have
to take off all your clothes and wear nothing but
rubber gloves.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
What there done?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That?

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Are you that?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Now? What are you using? Bleach?

Speaker 8 (05:51):
Yeah, but I'm careful. It's like if I'm not gonna
wear a bargie to be.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Careful, if you're completely naked, we're gonna do it. Well,
you can bleach you butthole the same time.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
But it's too It's it makes me too like stressed
out to have like, you know, my clothes on that
are getting dirty and like disgusting and sweated in exactly
walk right into the brand new clean shower on the
brand new clean floor and you don't have anything on.
It's so freeing and it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Wait, have you guys ever cleaned your shower? Not naked?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yes, really close into the shower to clean it. Yeah,
to me, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Same, but because I'm cleaning, because I'm cleaning other things too.
I'm not just like, oh, I clean my shower and
then I get it in and all the cleaning.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
But you're getting your but you're getting stuff on your.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Clothes you have, Yeah, exactly, like Minda said, and you
have like cleaning clothes.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
It's been you know, not great close to it's's been
a very long time since I've ever cleaned the shower. Okay,
but I can guarantee you all the times of my
life that and I did it quite a bit.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Yeah, never naked.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Really, Now, you guys got it.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
But I'm also not fully dressed for the day and my.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Jeans clean, you know, you have like a pair of
like athletic shorts onto the two shirt.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
You're just like so much crash, too formal. But even
if you're just like dusting and sweeping, doing it naked
is the way to go.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That's kind of weird. With the kid around, I don't
know what you do. That's gonna be so traumatizing. No
kid there, sure eighty seven seven wait for forty four, Woody, Gina,
what's that?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Yeah, that ain't happening in my house?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Come to wait, come, I don't know yours broken? Where'd
you go?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had, Downy,
I'm super smart.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Is not important to me?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
The translator at the English alphabet is what you.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Don't retain value in that.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
You guys, feeling off a.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Worry, Woody, show.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Wear into another new hour Insensitivity training, freight play the
correct world on this Tuesday morning. It is April to
twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. I'm wody. That's Greg Gorgon.
Menace is right down.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
What is up.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Bad news for you.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
By the way, what happened?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Let me finish the interest first.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Seas Sammy Morgan's her phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie sent us a text over to two
to nine eighty seven. Yeah, bad news for menace. Do
you guys remember how happy he was when four chan
got shut down by the hackers.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
He calls four chan the you quote trash fire of
the Internet. Oh no, you're you're confusing me with a
nice cat, he calls. He calls four chan home of
every loser ever.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Yeah, sign Cartner YouTube dot com, slash cartnarks no menace.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, if I remember correctly when they got hacked in
that story came. I believe your comment was good. Those
four Chan people are losers and I'm glad they're gone.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, that was sprinkled.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
That was Woody of the Woody Show to go back
to having sex with your pillow. Oh well, four chan
is back from the dead, kind of kind of back. Yeah,
I didn't think you would go away. You can browse,
but posting and images are still down. They're begging for
volunteer help because shocker, they don't have the staff. And
that's because they don't have any money because nobody wants

(09:17):
to advertise or financially support them. Apparently, scrapping together enough
cash where basic upgrades took them nearly a decade, and
they say this hack was quite the role reversal. This
is the kind of stuff that four chan does to
other people. Their servers were hacked, their source code was stolen,
the site was vandalized, the personal info from the moderators

(09:37):
and the users were leaked and menace jode.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
To parts four chan like it's not even like you
can't really.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
It's not I know, what do you guys care so much?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
It's not like it's anonymous, so it's not like you're
building a community, you know, it's not.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Like, oh, they are a community, Yeah, but you don't.
But you don't even know who you're talking to.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Well, that's the thing is eventually spills out in the
real world. Hbo or aka max X did a documentary
on the whole qan on stuff. I remember that, yeah,
and that delved into all these chans, eight chan, four chan,
et cetera. So people sometimes read read stuff on there
then go out and grab guns and do things.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Right, So back to my original question, do we need
the chance not at all.

Speaker 9 (10:21):
Okay, Well, I think you don't really need any of it, really.
I think they'll just jump ship to something like discord
or something like.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah or something out. Yeah, just one of those things
where it's like what I always laughed about is and
we give men As a hard time because whenever four
chan has come up in the news, he kind of
like take.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
A wall guy, you know, yeah, kind of like that. No,
I never, I never did that. It's just when Sea
Bass falsely says that, I said.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
Again as usual as misremembering what happened is I know
that four Chance, No, I know are very good at
screwing with yes.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
Yeah, and I know where I know where that I
never jumped in with any statements. I'm just rebutt whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
You know.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I remember, Greg, this is from years ago, so probably
don't remember. Menace is from the San Francisco Bay area,
and when we first started working together. I forget how
it came up. There was a name of a local
rapper whose name you could not mention, Greg member mac
dre mention dude jesus.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Okay, but yeah, right, so like somebody came up and
somebody on the show might have been me. I don't remember.
I couldn't reference him.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
I'm like, who the hell is and what the hell
is a mac dre dude. That was basically like being
in Pittsburgh and saying I don't know who the Steelers are.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
But Liken like, but there was there was a thing
around it almost like you know how you can't mention
Mohammed in certain in certain context or light like a
pen and paper, right, or a cartoon form of somebody
getting firebomb right, or like.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
You always say what you can't say the word Macbeth
in a theater or fire.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, like when I'm in theater at the musicals, Yeah,
I always say that he's all those theaters? Yeah yeah,
but what what what are other some other of these
like protect not protected but like things that people like. Yeah,
it's like, don't say candy man like but real life stuff.
So four Chan Beyonce, I was going to say, beyond
say apparently mac Dreys he I mean he's dead, right,

(12:21):
Oh yeah mac Tray got killed.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Anymore is that you got killed in uh Gina's home
state of Kansas, Kansas jumping into a fire to save burning.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Babies or no, but what I'm what I'm saying is like,
is like if you were in the San Francisco Bay area,
does anybody know or still cares that one of those things?
It's like again you know my parents.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Mentioning like Donnie Iris or something.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
No, no, no, yeah, are there are the murals of
him that of course? Yeah, you got to have a
mural class. Yeah, gotta have airbrush t shirts with angels
wings are annual balloon release uh Mohammed four Chan, mac
Drey Beyonce. That's a pretty deep left.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm sure every city has its own little one.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah, but just I'm talking about like overall, they're just
trying to think of other protected thing or things that
people are just so scared of, even just to mention it.
I mean they're teams too, I mean anybody's teams. No, no,
I'm I'm talking about people like don't talk about you
can't criticize literally any aspect of one, particularly without without
fear of retribution about uh in our case complaint letters.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
But I heard a lot about Saint Louis and Emos,
like the locals go hard for it.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, well it's Garbagezza, not emos, the people.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, you know in Saint Louis there's a chain
of pizza places Saint Louis style pizza, which I never
even realized was a thing. I heard of. Detroit style,
I heard of, Yeah, you know, Sicilian, Chicago style, New
York style, you've heard of different. I had never heard
of Saint Louis style pizza before, and I wish I'd
never had because it is disgusting.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
It's so gross.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It's like this thin Chris Cracker crust because the square crackers,
and they put this cheese they love in Saint Louis
called pro vel on it. Not even cheese, yeah, mozzarella
and problem which sounds not that bad, but it's got
this weird after flavor. It just sticks to the roof
of your mouth with a z. Yeah, it's it blows

(14:16):
cheese food.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
But locals will go hard.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
For my wife, my wife is from Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
When you try to dog on it, yeah, and I
don't even believe her that she likes it. She loves it.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
You physically, there's a certain thing like with in and
out fries, for instance, Like locals I think they are
munch was not much has a syndrome, but the Yeah,
it's like there are certain people who will because it's
their home, it's their identity.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
They'll convince themselves. That's what his wife is doing with
Emo's people.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Before we got into this, I had a bunch of
other things, because like all of a sudden, I had
like this big brainstorm of things that you can't mention
even even and you're not dogging on something like you
can't even bring it up two third rails. And now
that we're on the air and the MIC's, Ron's like, well,
not that you would want to, but like Dolly Parton

(15:09):
is certainly in that category. I think she doesn't deserve it.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
Well, that's what I'm saying. I thought you wouldn't want to,
But if if you tried, I guarantee.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah, don't talk about Dolly. Speaking of complaints, Woody Show Crossroads,
Oh yeah, yeah, can be on that list. We collect
these things, uh, the people that send in on whether
it's the email to the show email at the woodieshow
dot com. My favorites again are the ones that I
have a bunch of those today. In fact, I think

(15:39):
they're all ones that were sent to the station feedback email. Yeah,
if you go to the radio station website and you
see on their contact us and a lot of people
when they want to complain, they don't even know who
to reach out to. They're not going to reach out
to us directly because they want to knark on us,
and so they'll go to the radio station website, they'll
click contact, they'll send their their stupid email or complaint

(16:03):
to management or that's where they assume it's going. But
a lot of times it's just someone's trying to get
worried out about an event they got going on, or
they got a request, or it's someone's birthday or yeah.
But we get these complaints that yes, do go to
the program director or the radio station, but it also
comes to us.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
At the time.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
It's what yeah, yes, so that we see those anyway,
We collect those over the course of you know, a
handful of weeks or whatever. And these are the things
that the people have heard on the show and they
have decided that that is it for them. They are
no longer supporting the radio station or the show, they
were no longer listening, and they feel the need to
announce their departure. And so we because this is the

(16:40):
healthy thing to do mentally, emotionally, whatever, we are letting
them go perge. If you love something, let it go right.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
And if it comes back, are meant to be it?
Doesn't It never meant to.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Be exactly right. Otherwise we're just carrying around all this
dead weight anchors to our fund to what end? To
what end?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
To what end?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
We're gonna We're gonna basically fire these listeners, which they
already say they're not gonna listen anymore. But although we look, yeah,
there was one, there was somebody yesterday. Oh, they were
complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song. And then they they
and we looked up because you can see anytime you've
texted the radio station, we can see you know your
history of how many other times you months ago this

(17:21):
person said they were, yeah, they're done, they were no
longer listening, and then just yesterday, here they are.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
They're back, and they're complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Why are you still here? You quit?

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Yeah, so we're firing these people.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Why can't you quit us the show?

Speaker 7 (17:38):
So, yeah, we got a lot of people hitting.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Us up all the time, texting in calling, in emailing,
in social media messages, all that stuff. All that stuff
is wonderful. After hours, voicemails love it, and we do.
We ask We asked for your feedback all the time,
and we're always down to hear out people who are
into the show. And even if you have like something

(18:00):
you want to you know, complain about maybe something didn't
sit well with you, It's fine, Hey, I love the show,
just want to let that's fine. It's when people go,
I demand an apology or they start writing into whom
it may concern type stuff, you know, trying to get
us quote in trouble, knarking on us or whatever, even
though we see it all all right.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
My my other favorite is like a I bet you
won't read.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
This on the air. Yeah, challenge accept, Yeah, I bet
you won't acknowledge how X y Z or whatever we
did it on the radio. Where's the hide?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
No secret?

Speaker 5 (18:33):
But some people, unfortunately we have to meet them at
the crossroads.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
All right.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
So again people just writing in different things. These are
all like I mentioned, for from people just going into
the radio station website and clicking that contact us so
it goes to the management on stuff. This is from
Sarah Kay this first one subject So we promote prostitution
now really, yeah, replied request Yes. This one says on

(19:17):
March nineteenth, the Woody show featured an OnlyFans model as
a guest on the show. She was a woman covered
in tattoos who sounded like a redneck chainsmoker. That's true.
She was allowed by The Woody Show to use their
platform to shamelessly promote and glorify selling her body online.
To make matters worse. Everyone on the show, even the women,
openly encouraged her and even went as far as to

(19:39):
encourage the other women on the show to degrade themselves
by following the same path. This is when we had
our friend Ice, who can't buy you love Ice. Ice
is fun, This is a this is Morgan's new best friend.
You guys still talk about animal. Oh, I love her
so much, It's so cool. This was not just irresponsible,
but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to discuss things like

(20:02):
OnlyFans on the radio. Yes, ye written to the FCC,
and I hope to get some clarity on that. If
I'm right, I will offer my testimony as a witness
and hopefully they will sue you or find you are
however that works for this violation of broadcast law, even
if it's not found to be technically illegal. The Woody Show,
instead of promoting positive values is guilty of choosing to

(20:23):
pedal the idea that self exploitation is a viable career path.
It was a cheap, gross and disrespectful thing to expose
to your unsuspecting listeners. It was flat out disgusting. You
are broadcasting to a wide audience, including children. Your station
should be ashamed. Hey, guys, that is from Sarah. We
lost Sarah. Sarah well speaking out of disgustings.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
Usually when we reverse these messages and you see where
they're coming from, they're usually.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Projecting times they're projected.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
She's just jealous. She can't get on a weekend.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
That one.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
She's going to provide testimony to the FCC.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
This is very serious.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
The key way they can sue us.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, the SEC is.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Gonna sue us.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
And what I heard from that is she's against female
empowerment when you're making their own decisions an entrepreneur.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Begin this next one.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
This is uh from Wayne G.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Again said to the radio station feedback subject, have some class. Yeah,
this guy doesn't even one to reply reply requested no oh,
don saying this is the worst show on the radio
would be giving you too much credit. Do you guys
run out of new ideas there. Seriously, what the hell
is going on in your studios?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Turned on the radio while I was driving to work
and had the misfortune of hearing the segment where members
of the program were quote butt chugging different beers.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
That was awesome.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
It not only was it incredibly immature and uninteresting, but
it was also straight up not funny. Your job as
host of a morning show is to entertain, not to
influence the masses with perversion and a not so subtle
nod to alcoholism. I listened long enough to realize that
there were no safety teams on site during this idiotic segment,

(22:19):
which only makes sense coming from a show like this.
I eventually changed the dial, feeling disgusted and humiliated for
everyone else in your industry, It's sad when the show
has to shove alcohol through tubes and up the asses
of their co hosts to try to stay irrelevant. And
the worst part is that you guys all thought it
was hilarious and that everyone was enjoying it. Well it wasn't.

(22:42):
I wasn't. Everyone I have told about it is as
mystified and disgusted as I am.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Get off the air.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Thanks for advertising, Oh that's from Wayne Way. We lost
Wayne guy. Goddamn it, Wayne, totally unaware that we had
a team of.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
ID I wonder if you would be okay with but
checking something else like wholesome milk.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
This next one.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Is again sent to the station feedback email from Natalie
subject abusive bullying on the WOODI Show.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Replied requested, Yes.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I usually listened to your station as I drive to
work in the mornings, and while it's not always my
cup of tea, I would laugh and enjoy some of
the segments on the Woody Show. However, that changed last
week when I tuned in. The first thing I heard
was somebody say that quote all girls named Natalie are fat.
I felt my heart sink into my feet and even

(23:52):
started the crime. This was instantly triggering to me. My
name is Natalie and I am not fat. I, like
many people, greg struggle in silence to gain weight. Oh no,

(24:13):
that's too much money. I've been known as the bean pole,
the cute girl with no asshing, and it's something that
has caused immense pain in my life.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Pain.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I would much rather prefer to be fat than to
be forty two years old, ninety four pounds.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
That I am today, Greg so ninety four to.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Say that all girls named Natalie are fat is categorically wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Fact.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Not only is this an ignorant assumption, wrong for the
reasons I mentioned, but what about for the ones you
are fat and feel bad about it. My body gets
judged enough on a day to day basis in public,
so I also don't need to hear about it on
the radio. It's verbally abusive, derogatory, and we all hope

(25:04):
that you never have your name lumped in with untruths.
That is from Natalie. We lost Natalie, good god.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Yeah, you're definitely not getting Greg's sympathy.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I have always said my favorite name for a girl
is Natalie, and that debbies are fat. I mean they
have a cake name after you, exactly, cakes delicious, and
all debbies are fat, by the way.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
All of them, every single one. I'll give you one more. Okay,
these have been pretty amazing. Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
It tracks.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I had one of those roommates. I couldn't gain
cream all night and couldn't.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Bastard.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I wish I that bro. All right, This is another
one station feedback. This is from Angelica subject vaping discussion
reply requested you bet I was listening to the morning
show when I heard a man named Greg talk about vaping.
As a mother of an ex vape addicted teen, I

(26:19):
was intrigued to hear where this conversation was going, but
I was quickly let down when I heard Greg go
on a long rant about how vaping should be legal
and allowed in all places, even schools especially.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Did I don't mind? I know you have no problem
with vaping. I really don't.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
He showed no respect for families or teens battling this addiction. Now,
just went on and on about how much he loves vaping.
At one point he even said, quote, keep your laws
off my body.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Keep your vaping laws off my body.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
To that, I would say, how about you keep your
bad habits away from my kids?

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Mister Gory, why don't you worry about your own kids.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
You don't know the hell my husband and I have
gone through with our teen son from vaping. He hit
it from us for over a year, and once we
found out, and thanks to the blessings of God, he
was able to quit, not crack. Thankfully, our son has
promised us that he will never vape again. But well, no,
you's seriously, we had him write it out one hundred

(27:22):
times on.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
A piece of pavement.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, but to hear someone on the public radio waves
glorifying and promoting vaping is simply disgusting. It's a shame
and it will be a long time, if ever, before
I will ever be able to listen to this radio
station again. That is from Angelica. Thanks a lot, Yeah,
thanks Greg, Yeah, angel like a dog Man, Thanks Greg
and Dick.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I also said, because the kid's like her son, don't
make it illegal for me, a grown man, to get
my vape. That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Old man wants his flond flavored.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Vape, right, but I can't get it anymore because.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
She's a terrible parents might like flawing.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh no, what does that have to do with me?

Speaker 10 (28:08):
He picked up a vight because he knew you did it,
and you have to take influence on right, You're right.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Well, there's uh, there's the cross roads, everybody.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
You know what after the crossroads, it's always like you
took like a really big like one of those big
dumps that took yeah, talking so much lighter, like yeah,
like you you rid yourself of this negative energy through
these people, yeah, who clearly aren't cut out to be
listening to this show anyway. Anyway, Thank you, uh for
everybody who wrote in. That was some good entertainment. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
We're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodies
show for you next hang on.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
The show.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
So the more research I was talking about, how I
stopped taking my selexa just cold turkey you're not supposed
to do.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Also an interesting little tidbit, little follow up news dot
com on that right to you, I sent like a
couple of messages to my doctors off couldn't get ahold
of them. Yeah, what do you know? Before the show
was even over yesterday, after my big long thing about
how you can't get a hold of the doctor, what
do you know, not just the most recent message, but
the other ignored message from a week earlier also got returned.

(29:15):
Oh it must must have been a coincience. Now I'm
not saying, I'm not saying definitively. It could have been
just a crazy coincidence. But what are the chances? But
it's suspects from them.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
I speaking of crossroads.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
I've fired them like the new Don And now now
I'm going with that concierge doctor good. Yeah nice anyway,
And oh and people were asking what the what the
name of that was? It is, Uh, I know the
doctor's name, but the service, the services my personal doc
dot com.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well what Florida house call.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's great. And people were asking what I
pay for the whole year. It's eighteen hundred bucks. Reasonable.
You get twenty four to seven access to this doctor. Yeah,
and when you you do need the doctor, he will
come to the house or he'll do a television if
you'd rather that for just like a whatever. That's amazing. Yeah,
my personal doc dot com if you're interested anyway. So
I stopped taking the Selexa a couple of weeks ago

(30:12):
at this point, and I'm not going back. And I
looked it up one of the things, and I'm wondering
if this has been dealing with their interacting whatever with
the zetbound They say on a thing like Selexa, you're
more likely to gain weight when he takes Selexa or
things like that.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
A lot of antidepressants, I think say that, and I
wonder if it's because you're feeling better so you're eating.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
I mean, what what's the correlation?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
My buddy who does that. He did gain a lot
of weight, like taking that kind of stuff. Yeah, bloats
you pop. I don't know, so maybe I'll lose a
couple Maybe maybe the zetbound will be more effective. Yeah,
if I'm not taking the Selexa things, and you haven't
had any of those brain zapps zero. Okay, that's good.
There's been a couple of weeks, amazing.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
I think I think, I think I'm good.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Right, you see I'm saying. I'm saying I would have.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Noticed by now. Yeah, two weeks fine, Yeah, jelly roll
he's on that weight loss mission.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
He was just on with Adam Carolla's butt buddy, Jimmy Kimmel,
and they were talking about his incredible weight loss.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
I've been thinking about ways to make it sound cool,
but I can't. I'm eating a lot of protein and
vegetables of walking, That's.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
What I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
How much does he mind me asking how much you've lost?

Speaker 11 (31:21):
We're approaching the two hundred pound mark. Got I would
guess that I have lost an entire Jimmy Kimmel and
when he.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Has stopped though, that's the big question, Like you have
a number in mind.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
I do have a number in minds So for the
non fluffy people in the world. I would do all
the fun stuff in life. You gotta be under two fifty. Okay,
So I want to skydive. I want to ride a
roller coaster. I want to ride a bull I know
it sounds crazy. I want to wrestle an alligator. I
got a list of things that I want to do.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Not good for him. Yeah, Saturday morning before Stage Coach,
he was running around the venue. Good for him. Yeah,
there was some billboards on the way out to Stage
Coast Stage Coach and it looks like a package steak
they can see like a rouse or whatever, and it's
got a sticker on it and it says jelly roll
thirty percent less fat.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Stage Coach Saturday.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I thought that was very Clezio anyway, good.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
For him, nice guy.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
He's doing the Two Bearers five K this year. Tom
and Yeah in Tampa. Yeah, we were talking about the
intermittent fasting thing. I tried it.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
It sucks. According to the numbers. I'm not alone.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
The majority of people who tried to think it's too
extreme for them as well. Study found that if you
pick a daye week and you skip carbs, that'll help.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You lose weight.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
And burn more fat just one k yeah, yeah, so
giving your system a carb free day breaks cycle and
even one day helps if you do it more often
might be even better.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Is yeah, eight seven four?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
What is the phone number you can hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
Should we play some jelly roll?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
I want to support the guy. I really like him.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I think he is a genuine dude, always super nice.
All right, this is need a favor on the Woody Show,
top to Gabby to favor.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
We're so already you want to burger media rare Burger
media rare.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian Asian.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
He's the best thing, honestly, the who All.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Right, welcome back, fresh off around of the crossroads. I
know people love the crossroads. Oh yeah, people complain all
the time. We'll get some in there for Greg's invaturity
applies the text messages.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
That's like more in the moments stuff people texting. You know,
they're emotional.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
The people always find interesting, the ones who they take
a break in their day to draft one of those emails.
It's really nice time to complain, not complaining. Menace brought
this up and I did have a clip in here
that I was gonna play.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Okay, this is the guy that I keep on hearing about. Yes,
so it's an artist. I have not heard one second
of any.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Of his music.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
But they said that he performed at the draft, and
they're like, oh, yeah, this guy's great, and.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
No, he did he did the anthem. He did the
anthem because the country singer his name is Stephen Wilson Junior,
and he performed the national anthem. I haven't heard it,
and the reaction to it has been polarizing, and I
get it. Okay, I'm not saying he's not talented, but
I'll tell you what part of the criticism I I
agree with it. Here's here's the anthem. Say, can you see.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
A time.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Initial reaction?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Greg, Okay, so Willie Nelson just turned what ninety two?
So this guy wants to be the nude Willie Nelson.

Speaker 11 (34:59):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
I thought you're gonna say Bob Dylan to Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh really?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Oh yeah, Okay, now here it's really Nelson with his
mouth closed. Yeah, here's the thing he's he's putting on.
It's almost like he's doing a cartoon voice.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Totally, you know, there's a lot of singers like that
on the competition shows where they're not singing, they're doing
an impression of somebody's correct.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Correct, all right, So he's doing other options.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Why are we doing this at the NFL Draft?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Every major event? No, that's not man, it could be
a wet T shirt contest, so there should be an anthem, hilarious,
But at the NFL Draft, we don't need the initial anthem.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
I don't know, I said, I think any major event NFL.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
What I've heard about this artist. Yeah, he's on tour
right now and he has to keep on going to
bigger venues.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Good for him.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yeah, he also sounds like he's trying to be Dave Matthews.
Oh yeah, so many people in there.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So I don't hate it though, Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
What's the problem. It was a little off key, Okay,
I don't like it. Just sing the anthem. The anthem
is what it is, like the creative license that people
take with it to jush it up, like when Fergie
did her.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yeah, like just sing the anthem, yeah, like and that's it.
But like when people try to change it up or
jazz it up or pop it up or whatever it
up that I'm not personally not a fan of that, but.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Everybody's not that type of singer to just sing the
national anthem. It makes more sense to make it true
to them if they're being asked to do it, to
sing it in their way, in their version. It's the
same as doing any cover that in making it your own.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
I'm not looking for a justification. I'm just sharing an opinion. Yeah,
I'm just saying I don't like it. I got when
they It's like when you go to a concert of
a band that you really like and you can't wait
for me to do that one song, Yeah, and they
changed it, and they changed it up because they're sick
of playing it the same old way every night. But
you're going there, you can't wait because that's your favorite song.

(36:51):
They can't wait to Yeah, the big hit, and you
can't wait to sing along, And then all of a sudden,
you're like, you can't even sing along to it because
they've changed up the tempa, or they leave out a
whole part of it, and then they go back and
repeat something else from Yeah. They or like a like
an improv kind of they jam band version of the
song that you want to really want to hear.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
A they do Greg's favorite. They put the microphone towards
the audience. Yeah, where they bring up some Adobe twelve
year old to play the drums.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I didn't pay to see a.

Speaker 7 (37:18):
Kid here or Adam Sandler. Maybe Adam Sandler is doing it?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Are we wow?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I see why it's Polari. It's not terrible.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I wonder what his actual song sounds like. Tell you
that Steven Wilson Junior, that's what he sounds That's what
they're talking about. Mega old. It's not for everybody. Some
people love it, something like if there's no middle ground,
people either seem to love this or they hate it.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't know. Yeah, I really liked it.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Well, you know what, definitely should go check out Stephen
Wilson Junior. He has a new fan.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
I mean he's country, so you like country. He looks
like a cult member.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Eight seven seven send us your text over to tow
to nine eight Seven'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
It will happen.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Or what do you show next?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Oh, very.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Woody show?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
And we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World. Tuesday morning, It's eight for the
twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. I'm Woody. That's Greg. Hi,
that's Menace.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Gina c Bas Sammy. We got Morgan and your calls
coming in eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Got some of the trending news headlines coming up for you.
What I missed? I just saw it this morning. That
guy George Santos, that he's.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Such a wacko. Yeah, well, crazy funny.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
You just got sent to prison for seven years.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
No way, are you serious? That was for the federal
wire fraud and identity theft stuff. Oh I love seven year.
That guy's not gonna do well in prison. Yeah, he's
gonna enjoy a prison, but oh yeah, he's gonna have
some butt baby.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
But I enjoyed all his interviews.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
That sucks that he's gonna be gone.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Oh yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's too bad.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
It sucks when losers like that are not just free
to walk the streets. If you're could be a loser,
at least be hilarious.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
You're getting duped.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Talking about getting duped this guy, Like how the hell
did he?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know, dude, Yeah, Like how did he in.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
The age of the internet and social media, like it
was still able to happen anything possible? Was he like
living as a woman in South America? He was on
a drag fla. So how I missed it? It kind
of got swept under the rug. I think, like the
I didn't see a lot about that story. I look
at a lot of new stuff, but it didn't pop
up in my feet about how he got sentenced to prison.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
He just saw it. And what did he do?

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Well, he got caught campaign contributions and then went in
and like stole the identity, he changed their credit card.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
He got convicted in the movie though, oh hill, yeah, maybe.
Well it's the end of another month. Here we are,
the end of April. Who should be the Woody Show
employee of the Month for taking your nominations? Gina Grad Well,
I'm debating between two. This has been a long month,

(40:14):
so just refresh my memory. Was the walk to Disneyland
this month? Yes, okay, unfortunately that's sort of the end
of the story.

Speaker 8 (40:21):
Yeah, so that was incredible and drove you know a
lot of people to you know, our show and the
account and that's really amazing.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
And I but before that, I was like, you know,
bort is just so good at what he does, so consistent,
and he's so fun to talk to. Nice guy. That's
my toss up. But I gotta say, nothing's going to
beat that walk. Yeah, gotta be menace. I mean, Borton
had an incredible month. I mean just of like above
and beyond.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
Yeah any stuff, and he just he and he doesn't
come any You're not like afraid to talk to him.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
He's still cool. Menace to get your vote, I mean
it's voting for yourself.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
No, No, it's also a tough month because I mean,
Gina brought in food, which I enjoy, the jew food
taste drap which I always support. And then but Morgan
also brought in food too. She brought in that chocolate
that I've been She did put her foot in a toilet.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
She did do that. That was great, and then she
made it she.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Got she got dollars.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, come on, thank you.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
And Sea Bass always comes with incredible content. It's incredible, incredible.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
My wife did say to me after we posted the
photo of Morgan in the toilet, you did Morgan put
her foot in the toilet today?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
I go, yeah, she goes Okay, I wasn't sure if
that was a I actually happened.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
It was all too real.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
That totally was good. It was fun.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
She got ten bucks out of it.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
It's so worth But you know what I really wanted
that do buy chocolate. So I'll say Morgan Morgan, all right, Morgan's.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
Get your boat.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
I mean, I want to get creative and say Borton.
But nothing beats menace this month walk.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
That would be.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
But also when we have events like the takeover and
fun stuff minutes is there, you know, kissing babies and
all that. But he's also making videos and editing stuff.
So he really goes above and beyond.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Well i mean technically the social media part is his job.
Well he still does a good job, yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
I'm saying, but like, no, he does go above and beyond.
I mean on a lot, on a lot of things.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
He's always working.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Yeah, And that's the thing, Like.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
In the frame of reference of this, of this opportunity
to be the employee of the month, it's everybody has
their responsibilities and things to do for the job. It's
where you've gone above and beyond. If anything really stood out,
the walk definitely stands out. And you know, a body
of work can count towards things as well. Greg Gory,
who gets your vote?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Well, you know, I have dementia and I'm declining rapidly.
I thought the walk was last month.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
But that's why I had to add.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, I totally thought that was last month. But one
hundred percent Menace the walk for him. I can't even
imagine physically how that went, But the the reaction I
had emotionally to it was bizarre, Like I was so
moved by it. It was so incredible. I loved it, So,
I mean, with we should super consummate our relationship. It

(43:06):
was so awesome and impressive. It's got to be menas Yeah,
I mean obviously it's mens and that's it, all right, Sammy, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Menace the walk was crazy, and you know, not only
did all the listeners get so invested, we got so invested.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I was up late at night you know China, you know,
type in and support and everything. Yeah, on his live stream,
we were all locked in. So I gotta go Menace,
uh bort and Menji, Who's getting your vote? Mensat late
night monologue with Joe Koy That was really entertaining higher
education all the meetups this past month, but the walk
the walk there, menace? Thank you? All right, Menji your

(43:41):
vote as well?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Right?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Or did you got anything different?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Bort. We only have one microphone in there, so yeah, yeah,
well I'm gonna say menace. It's got to be menace.
Men thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Is this your first time like hearing your voice on
the air like on the show, This is the first
time we've had your voice on the show, I believe,
I think. So this is this is Andrew slash Menji
And people go, well, why the different name?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Will men Javar?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Right? And then so his nickname for a long time
has been Menji. I guess before he started working here,
Like people refer to you as Menji all the time, right, yeah, yeah,
Essentially it became like a radio name kind of thing. Okay,
do you like it or do you want something else?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Now?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
I'm fine with it, okay, because I was calling him
Andrew because that's his name.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I don't think he.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Take his boat away.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
We also threw a name out there for Zoltar. You
ever see the Zultar Machine, because like he's got like
similar facial facial hair and some someone a similar similar
look to Zoltar, Like remember the fortune telling machine in
Big of course Tom has all right, but Menji, is
that what we're going with? Menji?

Speaker 7 (44:48):
I think that's where Menji? All right, cool? And then uh,
we'll check in with Vaughan.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
In the sky. Yeah, hey, von Ship, I keep forgetting
that we have this technology now. I love it so much. Yeah,
all right, for sure, going with Menace of course to
walk everything he does outside of the show, from videos,
interviews stuff like that. He had a great interview with
Fluffy that was really good. So Menace all the way.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
All right, thanks on a scale of one to ten,
Hell high, are we right now?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
About a seven and a half?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Cool? All right, thank you?

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Von.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
There's a Von in this guy.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
He does all that noise in the line for whatever reason.
It's not even that far. It's probably what forty.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Feet, not even fifty feet maybe, yeah, between here and
where he's sitting right now in the Woodies Show office.
It's like a Bluetooth speaker, but it sounds like he's
in like Sky five or yeah. All right, well those
are the nominees. If you have a nominee, who you
think should be the Woodies Show Employee of the month.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Obviously, it seems like we have. It seems like we
have a pretty big favorite.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Those are the nominees. You mean that is the nominee.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
That is the nominee. Yeah, send your vote on the
text over to two to ninety seven. Tomorrow, the final
day of the month, will award that employee of the month,
the plaque, the sixty nine dollars nice and the and
the win toward. Whoever has the most points, the most
wins at the end of the year gets a full paycheck.
That's a big deal, a full paycheck, grand prize, not

(46:17):
from the company from me. How again, this is like
you tipped the bartender when they're looking. Oh yeah, I'm
making sure everybody knows that the that is not company paid.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Oh new, No, I pay that.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Yeah, whoever wins, But that's like from a good job yer.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
What is weird?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
The Woodie Show and.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
We got your trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Gina grand yep Well, Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney and
the Liberal Party won the election for a fourth time,
even though early pose polls looked like.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
He was going to lose.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
The win came after President Trump made some harsh comments
about Canada, including threats and even joking about taking over
the country, and they didn't like that. These remarks apparently
made Canadians feel even more patriotic to their own country
and push them to support Carney, who promised to stand
up for Canada.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Fam Yeah, Still not.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
Clear if the Liberals have enough seats for a majority,
but voters seem to want leaders who will protect Canada's independence.
It's no more joking about taking over America's hat. A
US Navy fighter jet worth about seventy million dollars accidentally
fell off the aircraft carrier yet USS Harry As Truman
into the Red Sea. This happened yesterday while the jet

(47:34):
was being pulled out of the hangar and the crew
lost control, which caused the jet and its two tractor
dogs to roll into.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
The water as it wasn't even from like a landing area. No, no, no,
fell off.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
The two sailors escaped, one got minor injuries. The Navy's
investigating what were wrong. And by the way, this is
the second time super Hornet jet has been lost from
the Truman's group during this mission.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Yeah, I saw a video is not recent, at least
I don't think it was a recent But this plane
came in landed on the carrier and the cable snapped
a couple of things. Number one, I mean one of
those dudes on the deck could easily lose a leg
or get killed. That cable is whipping and it'll just
take somebody out. This guy jumped it. Wow, he saw Yeah,

(48:25):
so he saw the cable and he just but then
there goes the plane right over the edge of the
car right into the water. The pilot's fine. Plane's done.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Everything I know about flying onto aircraft carriers I learned
from Top Gun and same especially the newer one. They
make that stuff look so sexy. I mean, of course,
when you have dangers on playing in the background, it's
gonna look great. But watching something like that roll into
the sea has to be so embarssing.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
What's the most expensive piece of equipment you've broken at work?
I think probably seventy five hundred dollars television. I dropped
it seventy five dollars. Yeah, I dropped it from like
some storage memory. I told you I have a forklift license.
Yeah yeah, and I wasn't really paying at current. You

(49:16):
have to know if you have to researtify. I think
you just get it. I got yeah, just how I
got it. I got taken to like some warehouse and
I had to go through like an obstacle. Course cool
and like it and buying your own forklift.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
No, that would be kind of cool. The neighborhood. My
dream is the golf cart, but they should switch to forklift.
You could put your license on a lanyard around your Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Have you ever spelled like diet diet doctor pepper on
a board?

Speaker 9 (49:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
I think the most expensive thing I destroyed was one
of these, like Greg cause of the Rosio dollar machines
like this, oh you replay? Oh yeah, because like it
was for editing different things, and there were a couple
of this thing at the radio station. One that we had.
It wouldn't save your last edit sometimes, so you do
and you hit save and you go to play it
back or whatever it was on the air, but it

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wouldn't save your last edit, which if it was like
a curse word or an F bomb or whatever from
somebody that you were talking, it would go out on
the air. And so I reported it to engineering, reported
to the program director and they go, oh yeah, yeah, engineerings,
Oh yeah, we fixed it. We fixed it, and then
sure as hell, like the next time, same thing, maybe
not even a swear word, but it wouldn't save your

(50:25):
last edit, and there would be something in there that
shouldn't be in there. It would air. I get pissed.
And then the last time was an F bomb and
it went out over the air. I'm like, God, damn it,
and I flipped and.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
I grabbed the thing.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I ripped it out.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I remember that.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
I ripped it out.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
And then I opened up the door to the studio
and the engineering office was maybe two doors down. I go, good,
fix it down. I threw it down the hallway toward
their door, and the engineer freaked out. He was trying
to get me fired. But then the general manager of
the station's like, is it not fixed. I'm like, it's
not fixed. And F bomb just went out over there
and I did the edit. You could see it in here,

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but it didn't save it.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Well you could, yeah if it was.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
I said, now, there's no fixing this one. Just get
a new one. And they did. I like that, but man,
I raged out hard.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
That's called problem. So that was but that was the
most expensive thing. That was, Like I've broken, like keyboards
and stuff. Remember we were finding letters forever. Yeah, like
in a fit of rage, you broke a keyboard. Somebody
where is this?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
No, no, no, no, he was very breaky before you
got here. It wasn't it wasn't here. We shared the
studio this time, like now we have our own studio.
Herebody here.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
It was headphones. He smashed the headphones.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I missed everything. The keyboard is because somebody had spilled
something in the keyboard. So you're going to type something
and then like d d d D d d D
it would just get stuck. So I'm like, all right, fine,
I just took the I cut that thing. I took it,
and I through it. It happened in the office as well,
and it looked like it looked like fireworks because like

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the letters were going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I got hit in the head with I was a
younger man.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Wow, therapy, Thank you, thank you. That like a lot
of appropriate reactions. I know.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
All right, well, let's talk about somebody else who may
be able to benefit from therapy. Here's a question, is
did he innocent because he was wasted at the time?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Cannot Okay, that's did He's Number one defender Sammy Morino.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
That's what his defense hopes, aren't.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Hey, if you don't remember, it doesn't count.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
Let's see, they actually have a doctor lined up to
testify that did he didn't have the mental capacity to
commit crimes while under the influence? Yeah, obviously prosecutors have
filled their filed their opposition to this. Not only do
they think his mental state is irrelevant, but they also
object because this doctor, who's a Columbia professor, has never
personally examined did he his testimony would be based on

(52:56):
his experience with other people? Did his trial on charges
of racketeering, conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in
prostitution begins Monday?

Speaker 9 (53:06):
Well, let's say he is blacked out right whatever, but
then you wake up and there's a bunch of tapes
of stuff you don't hold on too.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:13):
Also, Moonfire, did you order allegedly have all these people
come to your home from who are maybe under age.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Five?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
To play twisters?

Speaker 10 (53:26):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Mirrore?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Does a racketeering sounds?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
So?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh, it does racketeer?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
It's well, it's like bring your tennis racket like rock
Who's before game of racketeer?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
I think of like Mafia.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like Bugsy seagull Yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Wheah, Tommy gun.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Amazon has launched twenty seven satellites into low Earth orbit
as part of its big plan called Project Kuiper to
provide Internet from space. Project trying, of course, to go
up against SpaceX at starlink, which already has millions of users,
but Symptom Systems rather use satellites flying close to Earth
to give out faster Internet, especially in places where regular

(54:06):
broadband cables don't reach. But building and running this network
is very expensive and complicated.

Speaker 7 (54:12):
Oh really, I thought it would have been cheap y
satellites in space.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Experts say Amazon might be starting too late to catch
up with SpaceX, and it could cause billions to get
Kuyper up and running. But still, if it's successful, Amazon
could expand internet access worldwide, and I imagine other Amazon
purchases look worldwide.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
They have money to burn. Oh yeah, right, like Amazon.
I know some people that work over there and they
talk about all the time, and not even in any
specific department that these are.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
The guys who are like kind of global overall for
the company. Somebody comes up with the idea to go.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
All right, they can lose, they could lose half a
billion dollars for fun and it doesn't even matter. Yeah, right,
So they try all these different kinds and they give
it a shot, and if it doesn't work, they close
it up and they move on to the next thing,
and they trust them out it works. Cool, that moves
on to the next phase. This other thing doesn't work,
close it up, move on exit. So this thing, Yeah,
why should Elon be the only one with starlink? Which

(55:08):
is which is cool? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:09):
Did you ever buy a starlink?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Me?

Speaker 7 (55:11):
No, I thought you were getting.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
I was going to, but I haven't done it yet.
Pretty cool, But why not? So they can launch and
there could be you know, some competition at least for
people to you know, maybe get a better deal or.

Speaker 9 (55:23):
Basic good an electric car company to go against Tesla
people are already super excited about.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Yeah. Well yeah, because there's a lot of people are
off board with Tesla's at least for the moment.

Speaker 8 (55:34):
I'm glad you you know exactly, because owning a Tesla
is getting pretty stressful for a lot of people. A
new survey finds that over forty percent of Tesla owners
have had their cars vandalized.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
And this is.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Or would they let's say what they perceive as vandalis.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
This is self induced stress and also overhyped.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
Well, it's going to It's affecting Tesla big time because
one in are thinking about selling their car in the
next year. The problem is apparently worse in the South,
and younger Tesla drivers are more likely to have their
cars messed up. Apparently a lot of a lot of
owners also say they get rude comments or gestures from strangers.
They're now more careful about where they drive their Teslas,

(56:16):
and because of this, insurance costs for Tesla's are going
up too. And even though only a small number regret
buying their Tesla, a lot of them say they won't
buy another one and they want to shift to another company.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Yeah, so go Bezos. I guess I did see my
first Tesla on the road. I've seen them online already
where people took the Tesla logo off the car, okay,
and in this case they put a Toyota one. I guess, Oh,
they saw a Tea, but it's a Toyota one.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
That's fine.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
I saw a bumper sticker on a Tesla that said
like you know, the anti social social club. Yeah, okay,
so it says anti musk Tesla club. So they're like,
we're not for you know, elon, I just have to
drive a Tesla.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yeah, now you have a double You have a double problem.
Number one, double awesomeness.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Number one is a Tesla.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Number two. You drive the most polarizing Tesla of all
of them, the cyber truck dog. Has anybody tried to
mess with your NOA and has vandalized at this forty Yeah,
this is a great chance.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It shows you how stupid people.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Are because he leaves it in the garage here at
the radio station and gets in trouble from the building.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Man, I also leave it.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
It's in a garage that has a lot of foot traffic.
At my my apartment complex. No problems there. I checked
the century nothing. Nobody's coming up to it and doing anything. Again,
it's ninety eight percent. People like, oh, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
An old man drove by the other day. He said
that looks like it should be in star Trek. Yeah,
the future. That's stereos fakest.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
It's a smart time to buy Tesla, both stock and cars,
because guess what this trend just as it came and.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
A couple of months will go if I.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Do agree with that, yeah, yeah that from a financial
investment standpoint, that Tesla is certainly not going anymore robots
and making this too will pass.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
But see that I would like to see you just
leave it in like a public parking lot for a
couple of days and just see what's what it'll be.

Speaker 10 (58:06):
Number one, it'll be fine, But number two, I don't
like to leave it outside because then I have to
go and wash it again.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
And I like my baby, and you know that vehicles
should be garage. They should be show.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
This comes up every once in a while and it
makes me laugh every time. So we just did some
of the news headlines before the break yep, three two three. Seriously, though,
why not just say the news? Why you gotta add
trending headline like never, it's just what it's called on
the show, like we dumb ass contest. Why can't you

(58:40):
just say context just I don't know, it's just what
it's called. I don't know what the big deal is
the headlines that are getting attention.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Yeah, I'm so nippy, I know it was.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
There's there's some people it's like, for whatever reason, that's
what triggers you know what, we should just run through
twenty headlines with no explanations.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
That's what I'm saying about.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
That's that's their trigger or that something is like they
can't they probably can't even explain why it bothers them.
For me, it's the people who still have those warning
stickers on the driver's side window of their car. And
you bought the car and you've still not.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Looking for those ever since you brought the I see
them all all over it.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
And by the way, the more terrible a driver you are,
the better the chance at stickers.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
I know.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
The big reason why they keep it on there because
they're afraid when they peel it off, it'll look they'll
have all stuff on their arrows and they don't have
goo gon goo gone.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Or how about just like you could, you could scrape
that thing. It's so easy, rubbing alcohol, any solvent anything.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
What do you remember when I got the Toyota and
you looked at me, You're like, why is this sticker?
And I said it says don't remove it, and you
looked at me like I was the biggest moron and
ripped it off.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Yeah, because it was the temporary registration, but it said
don't remove it until you get.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Your regular registration. Your mattress it was old like this.
This was on your old car.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It was the it was the old.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
Temporary registration from when she first bought.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Her old car.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Oh that was a difference. Yeah, and uh, and so
you keep it there until they send you the regular
registration in the mail. It was so like burned out
from the sun and everything else from years of being there. Years.

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
I will say, I still seeing my fellow sibs out there, cyrus.
It's hard to reach because we have such a huge
giants make it look so fresh, so clean.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
I mean, I guess we all have our things. I
just find it interesting, like that's that's the thing that
you is that grinds your gears?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Trending or is the issue the word headlines trending in
the moment, like the term trending.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Because they saw the Internet. They're like, oh people on
the Internet say that's so I should say.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
In the context of what we're doing here, it's just like, okay,
so we've gone through all the news sites. These are
the these are the stories that are showing up on
the most like if you all right. So it's on
this site, this site, and this sight. These are the
stories that are showing up on the most places this
morning that seem to be the ones that everybody are
talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, what's everybody talking about? Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
We'll take the break. While we're doing that, Please check
your driver's side window to see if that stupid warning
sticker's still there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
If it is, please remove it by the time we
get back. It's The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Sit tight more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Next The Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Show's Comically Large Jason disgusting The Woody Show while we are.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Into another new hour insensitivity training frame, politically correct World.
Good morning, everybody, and thank you for being here with us.
It's The Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace, Hi, Gina grad
against Sea Bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's taking your calls. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie. Send us a text over

(01:01:48):
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna be talking
to Rich DeMuro Rich on tech, nice tech reporter, host
of a syndicated tech and the thing is like it's
all consumer tech and it's done in a way. It's
very You don't have to be like a super tech
genius like Greg Gory to understand it. It's for the
it's for them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
And there's a couple of things in particular that I
want to ask him about because I saw a couple
of his more recent reports that he was doing. You
can find him on social media at rich on Tech.
One thing involving the planes. He's got like this, uh
this app where you can like just look at the
sky and point it at a plane and they'll tell
you all about that plane.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
Like we're kind of playing, like all that's pretty cool.
That's right up your alley. Yeah, I know, seabast things
is dorky, but and then it is, and it is.
That's the thing it can be. Yeah, it's it's what
are you?

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
What are you doing with that information?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Just for you?

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
It's something that you're you know, like I told you,
I like to get high in my backyard and use
the one that's for the stars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
The stars.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Yeah, but like if you're wondering what kind of plane
that is?

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Yea, then they're like okay, now you know, and I know,
and now well now you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
If you look at a star. Now I know you
put it plants and it tells you what.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Because at night they also have planes flying over. So
now I can do both anyway, So rich on Tech
will be joining us a little bit later on this hour,
but we figured this would be a good time because
Greg is always like, oh look at me, I'm so
fassy this guy air.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Yeah, I know so much about tech. I'm not the
tech guy getting it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Greg is probably one of the more tech illiterate people,
Like I'll ask him like, uh, I don't hey, you
know your motive? And he was having an issue with
the internet at his house and I said, well, is
that your motive or is that you're like your router,
your your WiFi?

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
Right, He's like, what's which one?

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
The black one or the silver one?

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Question?

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
I mean, I didn't go to computer school.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
I think this is frustrating about it. I think he
refuses to learn.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I mean, at this point, you're not wrong because I've
gone this far without learning it. I have people, You
have another people.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
You have a minimum how old are you fifty twelve?
You got thirty more years of this planet.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
If I just hard enough, I always have somebody to
help me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
And for what we have I think right now, it's
just kind of like a base level of what you're
going to need to know going forward. Other words are
gonna be really lost, like email, Let's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Learn that most of the time when you guys talk
about Broku or dream what I'd say, I don't even
know you're.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
What do you do? Anyway, We've prepared a tech quiz
for Greg just so we can see where he's at.
This is like a base level kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Am I writing it down?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
But it's not like there's math in one of the times. Yeah,
it's just it's just questions, and we figured we go
to our residence smarty pants Sea Bass, who has the
questions here for us?

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
For Greg's tech quiz? Greg, super simple, super easy. This
is like on every you get this number in flyers
in the mail. This is something that you see a lot.
What would be a good download speed for your internet?
And in what units it's download speed?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Face, Like, what's a good okay, so to be able
to uh speaking of Roku or stream video whatever, what
would be a good downloads what's like a good minimum
download speed in order to watch high high definition four.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
K Okay, I'm just going to tell you what my
gut tells tells me. Yeah, okay, uh fifty four k p.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
B s okay something Okay, it does sound like kp.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Bbs meanses per second.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Okay, look at that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
If it's fifty four, like twenty six mbps, right mb.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Right, you're you're a factor off.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Yeah, you want mega and the answer and the answer
to be minimum forty is what they usually say for
really you want to go and you really close these
days is even closer like two hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
So if it's a minimum of forty, fifty four would
be a good spread.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
I think that was really a big m you're a
factor of thousands of it's bad for a guest.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Quick follow up the ground kind of like what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
So, what is what does that say?

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Your stream is something in four K? What does that
four K stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Our K? What does it stand for? Like the actual
K for the for the K four thousand?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Uh megabytes mega, mega pixels mega just for ultra four
K high definition, says it on the box.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Because the K is already the thousand, four thousand pixels.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
So megapixels just pixels.

Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Here's a question.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Enough, Greg here's the question. What and where is a firewall?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
What and where? Yeah? Where's that at though?

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
At the fire station?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
At the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, at the fire station, dig a trench in the
dirt roads still cross over? Yeah yeah, yeah, What and
where is a firewalls that it's in a place a firewall.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
The files are in the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
You have a firewall that protects you from not going
to a website that we'd have a virus on it. Okay, right,
ballpark And it's in your computer. Yeah, well it could
be yeah right, or it's in the cloud.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Maybe it's in the well you could yeah, but a
lot of times it's on it's loaded as part of
the fire.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Wall, would keep you from going to a website.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, it'll be.

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
It might have also the other around too, Yeah, so
other people from poking into you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Yeah, you getting poked.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
So then where is it?

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Well, I mean it's it's on a computer computer.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Yeah, Because like when you like say, have Norton or whatever,
there'll be a firewall protection in your Norton Anti virus
protection suite. I like what they call that now too,
It called a sweet like Microsoft suite, you know, Word
and Excel and all that and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Because sweet, they change it because that's how they can
get you to save monthly. Yeah, subscription services.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
But anyway, so like, yeah, the firewall will protect you,
like you know from you know, your computer automatically accepting things.
It'll be it kind of think of it as like
a filter, right right, it'll it'll block bad things. Does
my computer come with a firewall?

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
Does it come with a firewall?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
It can't do.

Speaker 9 (01:08:26):
You have to install it yourself, like you to have
anti virus stuff pre installed into your computer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Yeah, because sometimes here at work, on the work computer,
it won't let you go to certain sites. It'll say,
are you sure you want to go to this? This
is not recognized?

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
Then that's department.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yes, I really want to go to World Star hip Hop.

Speaker 10 (01:08:42):
You have both software and hardware versions, Like if you
want to go a hardcore you can like plug your
out your outgoing ethernet and.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Give it lightheaded.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
I feel like I got that one right.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Okay, all right, So this is the Greggory Tech Quiz,
and then we're going to talk to Rich on tech.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
What do you got here? Seebut?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Next question, please, besides the store the store, where would
you find cookies taking away or or what are cookies?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Cookies are? I know you have to accept cookies.

Speaker 10 (01:09:17):
The past, the past couple of years that we've been
bomb with those stupid except customized, absolutely pointless garbage rules.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
So what is the question and where do you find it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
I'll be good, Ye, where or what it's when you
go to a website the cookies are? That's a great question.
It's one of those things where you kind of know
what they are, but you don't really know how to
describe it. So, like if you're looking at an auto
dealership's website, before you look at it, you have to
accept the cookies. What are they?

Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
I like that you're talking it through like on a
game show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
They are recognizable patterns that you've already looked at. So
if you're booking a flight O, it would be like, hey,
we know that you've already looked at these flights before,
so we're gonna now adjust the prices.

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
It's kind of like pre saved information. The website load faster.
So when you yes, which you can't include your personal information. Yeah,
so when you clear your history, do the cookies go away?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Well no, no, no, you have to clear your cookies. Yeah,
would you did hear that, how do you clear your
cookies because I don't know under your settings privacy and security.
Is that the same thing that's clearing your cash?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:10:29):
Pretty much?

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah, okay, Also like you know, just like deleting your
history history, you know, you know, same thing, but you
can clear all this stuff and a lot of times
going back to Norton or one of those, it'll do.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
It for you.

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
Because clearing your cash can also go with like a
program like I use Final Cut Pro, which I think
like the kind of cash anyways these days, but back
in the day, you would have to clear your cash
because it would save so much pre information that your
program can't even run.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Now, what they'll tell you is that it's supposed to
make your browsing go smooth there. But really what they're
doing is they're collecting kind of tracking, collecting information on
you so they can use that to sell you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
I think I got that one too. All right, we
have we have time for How about this one? What
is that? What is metadata?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
What is meta data? Meta data is like a digital fingerprint,
Like it's meta data.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
It's like a cookie, Greg does.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
It's a history of your online presence.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
No, it sounded good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
You've never heard that I've heard. I don't know, I
don't know what. Okay, So like let's say, uh, okay,
like you have you have pictures on your phone, right correct? Okay,
so like if I if I click on if I
click on the photo and then on the bottom has
that little like circle the Yeah, so all this information

(01:12:02):
in here is when it was taken at what time?

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Uh, it tells what type of ultra.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Wide camera, how many blah blah blah blah blah, and
yeah location, that's the metadata I heard that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:14):
You even these days, you even have to be careful
posting pictures. Somebody can look into your metadata and see what. Yeah,
not like not like it's not in every Instagram post.
Yeah that's hidden.

Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
Yeah, but if you like text the photo to somebody,
possible metadata in there, it'll pull up like on a map,
it'll show like where on the map that photo was
taken on.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Work right now, and then you're in caboll You are.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
A right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
One more question, see mass This is Greg Gory's tech quiz.
All right, Greg, you've got to know this. Where would
you find a quirty layout? You've got to know this
Greg on a keyboard, Yeah, home position not from typing class.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
I'm like I can't answer that question, and I'm not
looking at my keyboard. That would be the top left
year you go. I like what you did there, because
you want to end on something. He feels confident. It's
actually confident in himself. Such an old question that he
actually has references.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Right asd f JK home position. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
All right, well there's Greg glorious tech quiz. Yeah, all right,
Well the back everybody. Hey, Hey, it is The Woody
Show Tuesday morning, and please welcome to the show. Live
from his car, really on the go. Normally he's like
dialed in through the studio and everything, never really here

(01:13:40):
in person with us because it's a very busy man
no time. He's a tech reporter for kt LA in
Los Angeles. He also has a syndicated national rich On
Tech show. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rich DeMuro,
good morning, ricking you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Hey, I did at least pull over, right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
I contemplated for a moment just continuing on my trip
and seeing how that work.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
But I figured this is much safer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Yeah, yeah, first one for myself, I'm a professional texter
and driver. I mean, but I realized, I realized not
everybody is that good. Yeah, I can certainly have a
conversation and drive at the same time. So but what
if you hit a dead zone?

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
That's actually a really good point.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
But he said safety.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah, just to be clear, I do not recommend that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Not.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
So what Rich on Tech is saying is the text
and draw.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Strange.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
You said all times you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Saidn't even use Siri in my car because it's so
like everything's so distracting, Like you're like, hey, Siri, call
this person, and it's like call your friend from first grade.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Oh, that's been my major complaint ever since that new
AI update. Dude, it's gotten.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Worse, Like all my friend's names wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Yeah, I'll say, I'll say call Lisa and then it
calls Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
It's like it's so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
All right, So we're gonna talk a little bit of
tech and we're also gonna get our gadget, our item
of the week that Rich recommends. But the one thing
I wanted to bring up because I saw you do
one of your reports on this and then you posted
about it on social media. You were watching these planes
take off and land at the airport with this dude
who's got a YouTube channel that's completely dedicated to that.

(01:15:16):
Like he's made a he used to work with you
at KTLA or he used to work at KTLA. I'm
not sure if you guys are there at the same time.
But now he's got this thing where he just watches
planes take off and land streams it online. That's a
business to a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
He's making it killing. It's called the whole genre is
called plane spotting. It's not just him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I mean you go online.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
Oh there's a bunch of one man too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
There's a whole bunch. But he's very popular. Airline videos
Live is his channel. Yeah, he was a news photographer
at KTLA. We were not crossing paths when when he
was there. But he said, you know what, I don't
know how he got involved in it. He said, he
just always loved planes. He had this knowledge of technology,
and he started broadcasting live and people from all over
the world just tune in. And he called himself almost

(01:15:58):
like a radio DJ, but for plane takeoff and landings.
He'll be like, we got an airbus, a three eighty coming.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
In on it, and he'll get Yeah, he'll give you
stats on the plane and everything else. He sees some
pretty rough landings, he sees some pretty sweet ones.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
After you've seen that, let's say ten twenty times, what
more is there to see?

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
Okay, Richie never know?

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Rich Yeah, let me, let me. Greg is a guy
who will sit there and play fake slot machines. That's true.
That no real money and he'll pay money. No way,
he will pay real money to get more spins to
not win real money.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
True.

Speaker 9 (01:16:34):
I'm on the guy's YouTube right now and he has
eight hundred and thirty two thousand people that subscribe to
his page. That's how many people are willing to watch.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Also, as part of all this, there's a couple of
travel for people who travel a lot or you know,
riches on planes all the time. Men, it's likes to travel.
I love to travel. Some go tos for different things
when it come to travel. What are those?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
So, first off, flighty so if you're if you're taking planes,
you're not flying him. Flighty is the best app for
like keeping track of your flights. And what I love
about this it's iOS only it tells you all the data.
This could be scary for some flyers about your flight.
So it'll tell you like, oh, your plane just came
in from Johannesburg. It's going to land at this time.
It's this plane. Here's the tail number.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
It's this old.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
So I could tell the plane I was flying to
Hawaii a couple of weeks ago, it's like seven months old.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
And then it tells you if you've been on that route.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
So my last flight to New York, it said you've
been on this route sixty three times, this particular plane
seven times.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
It's like this deep data flights, which is just really cool.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
That's right, Greg, all freaked down, Yeah, freaked out how
old the plane is. Well, the good thing is that
with a lot of the airlines now, I mean all
for a while there it was crazy. There were a
bunch of planes from like the seventies and eighties that
were still being flown, and because of all the technology
upgrades and everything else, a lot of the airlines like
their entire fleet our newer plane.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
Well, I tell you, I took that plane in China
from Macau to Sha High and they still had ashtrays
in it, That's what I said. Yeah, And they had
like twined that tied up like one of the traces.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
That's why I said anything anything goes over there, I think,
So it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Yeah, I know about flight Aware, but there's a flight
Radar twenty four which I've heard of. And then here's
the other one I wanted Rich to talk about. There's
one called plane Finder that you mentioned. Tell everybody how
that works. This is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Yeah, so this is cool. If you want to just
go to the website, it is wild.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
It shows you a live kind of view of all
of the planes in the air in the US, and
it's just like, how are they not just knocking into
each other when you see this this storm I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Looking at it, it's like they're literally on top of
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
And if there's ever like a ground stop in an area,
you can see like there's a whole like hole in
that area where like the planes can't fly at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
So that's really cool. You can put that on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
These are the kind of the apps that the plane
spotters will use to kind of identify the flight that's
coming in to understand what plane it is, the tail
and all that stuff. But back to that the one
you mentioned, Woody, the flight radar twenty four. Yeah, that
one has an ar mode and so you can.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Aim it at a plane in the sky and it
will give you the info about what that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
You know, he'll tell you all about it. My stepfather's
been doing that for decades on his own with no technology.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
Oh well, there it goes. They knew all about all
those crazy if we're talking to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Rich on tech, you can find them online and on
social media at rich on Tech.

Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
What else is going on this week?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
So I did this other wild story with this app
called Whatnot and it's kind of shopping club app.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Have you heardered this thing?

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Yeah? It is blowing up.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
I keep on hearing about it in the tech space
with like by my tech friends, and they're like, this
is the next thing, which I honestly I don't get.
I mean, you'll explain what it's all about.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Live shopping.

Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
Yeah, the live shopping thing. I don't understand why it's
taking off. Like, I don't feel like people have to
sit there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
It's kind of like entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
You've got these hosts that are kind of like the
new home shopping network hosts. So let's say you're into
like cars or like some sort of collectible. You'll sit there,
you'll go live and you'll be like, I've got this,
you know, cabbage Patch Kid from nineteen eighty. This has
the you know, the tie to I pants that you
can't get and like going once, going twice, And you
can sell these things in an auction. Whatnot is the

(01:20:19):
streaming platform that lets you do that, and they have
all these tools.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
It's kind of like eBay but live.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
So my thing is I watched like this sneaker shop
do it and they sold I'm not kidding, probably twenty
thousand dollars worth of sneakers in about five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
But here's my takeaway. If you have a small business.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Let's say you have like a little card shop, little
collectible shop, you sell little nick knacks. You should go
on there for like an hour a day if your
customers aren't like, you know, totally crazy in your store
and just sit there and sell.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Yeah, and like you may find like a whole new audience.
You don't have to be an influencer to be.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
On this, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
This is perfect for your Etsy shop.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
No, yeah, and like, explain what you do while you
make these things? How you you know, whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
It is, and so that was my takeaways that obviously
the influencers, they have these giant followings, they can use
their advantage to sell like baseball cards or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
But for these little stores where you know foot traffic
might below, just hop on there and that tried to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
That's what a lot we're saying, just like you can
start with ground zero on there and just blow up
rich on Tech the gadget of the week. And I
will tell you, I saw you make mention of these
and guess what I did. You influenced me to go
out and buy some.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Well oh wow, all right, well I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
I'm telling you I've kind of discounted these forever me too.
I'm telling you the Apple AirPods Max. They're very expensive.
They they're five hundred and fifty dollars, so I'll just
get that out there. But to be honest, they have
been on sale for cheaper and if you travel with
these things, you know, if you go on flights or
you just want a nice pair of headphones, or if
you have an iPhone. They work so well with the iPhone.

(01:21:50):
They've just come out with the new model that's USBC.
It took them a while to make this but they're
really good. And here's what I found, Woodie. I am
wearing these things, like, I wore them for my entire
flight from the moment I left my house basically when
I got to the airport, so the moment I landed
in New York. I wore them the whole time, so
long that my battery ran out because it was like

(01:22:10):
over six hours of travel time. And I was like wow,
and I kind of forgot that they were on, yeah,
because they switched so comfortable, really yeah, and they're so comfortable, rare.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
This is what they sound like.

Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
And the only time I see them are in airports,
so I didn't even realize that you could talk through them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
That's how what I got them for was because like
here at work, I use these over the ear headphones,
these like Sony's that we have that you know, pretty
standard issue and radio standard, and they always sound great.
I find after a while of the air pods that
like my ears start to like hurt almost you know,
the ones you put in your ear, Yeah, even the

(01:22:49):
ones that have like the pros that have like the
rubber tips to them. Like after a while, I'm good
for a couple hours, but then after that but I've
been doing so much on my iPad, and you know,
the flight school stuff that I'm doing, the grounds cool stuff,
and then also when I travel, like it becomes annoying.
These things. I tried them at the Apple Store after
I saw Rich talking about them, and I tried them on.
I'm like, man, these things are comfortable. I thought the

(01:23:10):
same thing. That is so stupid. I'm never gonna buy it.
I said the same thing about the iPad years ago,
and they came out there, like it's just a big iPhone.
What the hell's anybody gonna do with this thing? One
of the many things I was wrong about. I agree
with you, Rich, these things are dope.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yeah, they really are.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
And so again it's one of those things you save
up for and also look for them on sale, because
they have been on sale from Like if you're buying
them direct from the Apple Store, you're always going to
pay full price. Yeah, but Amazon had them on sale
the other day for like four seventy nine or something.
Into this, I know you guys know about audio. They
now support lossless audio plus Ultra low latency audio if

(01:23:44):
you plug them into your phone with the USBC cable.
So if you're into that kind of stuff. You can
get that feature.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
If anybody needs an explanation on that, just text over
Greg will get.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Back to that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Well, check out no idea what all that means.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Check out the Rich Tech Radio program. It's across the
country and on the podcast platform of your choice. You
can find it, of course on the iHeart radio app.
And then Rich Demir of course, the tech reporter for
Kate t l A in Los Angeles and our good friend,
our little hookup when it comes to the latest in
the world of tech.

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Rich on Tech.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Everyone, thanks for having me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
And we had mentioned menaces. Think of the truck stop,
because then we got in the whole thing about Gina
cleaning naked, Robert, it's pretty hot. She just wanted everybody
to know that she was naked. That's the whole point
in the story. That's the point of the story, not
about cleaning. I also dust my house completely everything, Naggy,

(01:24:47):
it's so much more free now. But the truck stop thing, man, yeah,
so I never we never got the full story on that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
I mean, they're disgusting, but.

Speaker 9 (01:24:56):
Yeah, so there's this truck stop that was about our
away from my destination. I've been there before. And I
get out of the car and there's a sanitation worker
outside in the parking lot and he goes, yeah, it's
all over the walls and on the floor, right, And
I'm uh oh, but I'm walking towards the bathrooms and

(01:25:16):
there's a big, huge sign and it was on the
women's bathroom and says closed. I'm like, okay, cool'mthroom, not
a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Get to the men's room. Oh boy. It was all
over the walls and the floor in the men's room
and it was duty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
How and why number one And it's.

Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
Just fully discussing again on the walls, on on the floor,
all over the bathroom. I had to go, so just
go and this is this is stuff that men have
to deal with. But were off, they were getting ready
to do it. There was four guys in the parking
lot getting ready to do this. And again yeah, and
I thought it was the bathroom because it was closed.

(01:26:02):
I thought, okay, I'm good. But then I walk in
there and it's a full on disaster and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I'm like, who does this stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
And it's psych constant when it comes to.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
Clearlythom clearly some psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Yeah, if it's all over like that that's clearly some psychos.
My question is for the people who are quote not psycho,
but yet they leave disgusting things like the person doesn't
flush right in a public restroom, or like somehow like
how do you get the pee on the floor?

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Throw your pappertawels on the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Yeah, right, like that kind of stuff, the subtle stuff,
not like where it's all over the walls and stuff.
Clearly that's mental psycho behavior. It's so badthroom again, people
around here at the radio station. These are all people
in suits and ties and quote professionals in the pigs.
This bathroom, which is nine percent of the time used

(01:26:51):
by employees of this radio station.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 8 (01:26:57):
People spit their gum and you're a all dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Ins, absolutely contest random garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Who do they think is going to fish that out?
I'd love to see if you could just like randomly
do spot checks of other employees' homes. Who's filthy?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
How are you living?

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
I got some guesses eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
says the text over to two two nine eight seven.
This is Hubi stank. The reason it is the Woody Shows,
the wood Show. All right, welcome back and thank you
again to rich on tech.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Richie, he's just such a nice guy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
And again, what I like about his reports is that
it's it's consumer tech, So it's not these hardcore nerd
tech you guys. Yeah, that's speaking languages that you don't think.
These are all things that you can use.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
Yeah, that you guys would understand, not just me and Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Like I'm I got those air Pod and Max one
of those ahead, right, and those are those are great.
That was simply based on his recommendation. And that's just
because from talking to him so often, like I find
like I agree with it. He likes what I like.

Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
I like what he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Knting.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Oh, do you know there's something for on Instagram that
I've learned over the weekend from my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
And what's that?

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
On Instagram's story.

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
Let's say you post a video of your friend and
then you forget to tag them in the Instagram story, right, Well,
you can actually go back now and uh, you have
the three little dots and you can click on that
and then it goes edit story and you can tag
your friends in the background. You can't tag it over
the video, but you can at least tag them in
the story and then they can repost it now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
And if it been having an issue with checking, like
looking at your story, like you know, it shows like
that that around your glow and you got to push
it and like nothing happens, just goes to your next thing.
Ts me, you have to reset it, like keep doing it. Yeah,
I've never noticed, or like a video will take forever
to upload, It'll be like an.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Hour like that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
I think maybe we need to do the upgrade or
I don't know, you know, like keepated. Yeah, I haven't
had that issue.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
But what I I do have When I use the
AI filters or like AI backgrounds and I posted to
my story, it will be glitchy. So I jump real
quick before it goes to the next story.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
Because maybe it's to give everybody heads up there DAI.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
I mean it makes the photos look cool, but now
it's a glitchy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Such a first world problem. Another first world problem. I
hate it when you have the app updates and you
have that little number I was. I always show it
to Gina every morning. I go, why can't they just
auto update? Yeah, like just make the apps updates.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
He doesn't like seeing that little number.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
I can't set that up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
You set that Okay, yeah, yeah it can't you know what,
you probably can't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
It's another one of the you know Greg in his
miss Superior mind when it comes to tech.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Oh yeah, this is too pedestrian for it. It can't
be bothered.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
Eight seven four wood text does over to two to
nine eight seven, will be right back, all right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, yeah, it is two day. It's able
to twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. Today for you hippies,
it's a day of trees. Oh the trees.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
Were you in like elementary school and they were always
like trying to get you to sell stuff so you
can buy a tree to send to the rainforest.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
Oh no, I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Oh that was like a big thing where I just
remember being paranoid. The rainforest would be gone any minute.

Speaker 9 (01:30:30):
I know it was gonna get wiped out. And they
made us sell trees. Yeah, like you sold one and
then one would go to that to the Amazons.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Or like we're cutting down forty seven million trees per second,
Like how are there more? Then?

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
But based on this thing from school, we're also planting
all those trees per second. Yeah, yeah, zero for sure,
Today's International Dance Day. I love to dance. National Zipper Day. Okay,
I'm zipper fly more than buttonfly. Every time I've had
a pair of buttonfly how inconvenient?

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
It's pretty old timy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Yeah, but also like why did anybody ever think that
was a good idea? But when you take them off,
you can just go yeah exactly, I prefer you do,
like when you're taking a leak. It's just not much
more that, Like a zipper is just faster, it is.
But yeah, the zipper going down, Yeah, cheaper zippers. I've
only used zippers, and I've never caught myself a nut,

(01:31:23):
a piece of shaft or anything. Never, not once.

Speaker 7 (01:31:25):
It's viral video day.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
So let's make one. Okay, let's just make it happen.
And it's a It's World Wish Day today, I wish
and one food holiday. It's National Shrimp Scampy Day. Some
shrimp scamps. I was showing some pictures that Greg goes
some shrimps.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I just had shrimps on my phone. Why do I
have shrimp on your phone? And why are you showing
it to?

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
Because I was astk some like fancy brunch and they
had some shrimp flown in from New Guinea.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Yeah, and you share those videos.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Yeah, a shrimp, it's it's unremarkable, but shrimp so good. Yeah,
I have a picture of shrimp on my phone. Oh
just because No, this is from Emeralds, the New Orleans
Barbecue shrimp. And then also I took a picture of this,
and then I just typed in shrimp in the search.
This is something I made at home and I took
a picture of it because Greg always says that things

(01:32:19):
look restaurante.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Right, did you do stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
And I made those shrimp in the air fryer.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Oh that's look at that plate, see very restaurant.

Speaker 9 (01:32:27):
Yeah, photos of shrimp in the pictures of sushi, Yeah, yeah,
pictures of stuff I've made.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
All right's a menace. What is happening in the world
of entertainment?

Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
Well, speaking of food, guy Fieri says he after hitting
his goal weight of two hundred and three six pounds,
Well that's a what he showed goal weight. That'd be
my goal weight. That's six Yeah, I'm joking. He did
lose forty pounds. I saw him recently and he looks very,
very slim. Now, how did he do it?

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Guys?

Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
How did he lose donkeys or control. Yeah, he says
that he did the fasting the whole. Yeah, dude, everyone
says it does work.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
But yeah, work.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
It's hard to fast and flavor town. Well, isn't Greg,
isn't that pretty much what you're doing? Fasting, not eating.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
More just starvation starvation. It's called rex.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Oh well, the fasting starvation pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
I mean yeah, and then when you do eat, you
eat like, you know, a quarter of what you would
like to eat.

Speaker 9 (01:33:24):
Oh okay, Well, he does admit that he doesn't do
the fasting thing while he's shooting his TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
I've never fully understood it. So when you're fasting, it's
like ten hours at a time, twelve hours you eat.

Speaker 8 (01:33:36):
You're eating windows between six and eight hours, and so
you're fasting.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
The rest of your body.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
And then you can't just eat anything you want when
you are Yeah, no nutrient.

Speaker 10 (01:33:46):
Part of it is, though, you're not just constantly foraging
and snacking and you're not so you, which is how
you get a lot of unconscious calories.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Yeah, way right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
You get calories by just thinking of it, by for.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:34:03):
Well, speaking of diets, Gwyneth Paltrow is breaking the Internet guys.
She talked about how she she has gone off the
paleo diet, which she's been on for many years, and
she's now eating carbs.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
And then I'm like, how's this news?

Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
And why does anybody care? Why is everyone like going
off about it? I go, is this woman like a
religion or Something's?

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
First of all, this bitch is already skinny, you know
what I mean? So, like when Greg's talking you lose weight,
it's like, dude, you're already skinny. He's gay fat, he
says he's gay, gay whale. Her quote is it's over, folks,
it will never be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
When skinny people are bitching about the last three pounds
they have to lose, it's like, please, But if she's.

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
Been on a diet this whole time, then maybe that's
why she's skinny.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
I know, people, you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Guys can think about that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:55):
Everybody's making memes over this announcement of like how it's
armag and all kinds of things like that, the worship
of again, is this woman a religion?

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Apparently?

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
I don't know? All right, Now that the draft is
wrapped up, people are trying to predict who is already
gonna play the halftime show at the super Bowl. And
since it's in San Francisco, well, if you actually know
the area is not really in San Francisco, it's what
an hour away pretty much glorious. It's in a Santa Clara.

Speaker 9 (01:35:24):
Santa Clara, And just a heads up, if your team
happens to make it to the super Bowl and you
really want to go, don't fly into the San Francisco
Airport for the San Francisco super Bowl. Fly into the
San Jose Airport. That's a pro tip. But people are it's.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Kind of halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles. Yeah,
very much.

Speaker 9 (01:35:44):
Now their predictions are Green Day since they are from
the Bay San Francisco area too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
They say Metallica.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Oh well no, nod.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Well, they're saying that.

Speaker 9 (01:35:56):
Because everything has been hip hop and uh yeah, because
Jai is in charge of it, R and B and
all that kind of stuff. Well, if you look at
the past, a couple of performers, yes, the I think
twenty nineteen Maroon five played, but since then it's been
a lot of hip hop artists.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
But did they put it was after that they put
jay Z in charge of the Super Bowl halftime show.
I think he was Moon.

Speaker 9 (01:36:17):
Five because it was Moon five, Maroon five and Travis
Scott yeah jumped in.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
But yeah because Usher did it recently.

Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
Sure, so they're saying green Day Metallica and maybe possibly
in sync year and to see it reasoning being is
in sync would do this and then they would finally
announce that they're doing a reunion tour.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
Well that's what we thought last year and the year before.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Trust me, I'd love to see it happened. That was
the len to see it happen.

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
This is the internet talking, not me, Sammy, talk to
them about it, getting my hopes of Okay, now what
do you probably agree with this? Moving on to Raven Simone,
she says her and her wife have an awesome marriage
because they sleep separately the sep.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
Now, aren't you pushing for that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Or no, you're he does?

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
You want separate locations right? The dream is to have
separate apartments, right like during the week where I like,
during the week, I can be like right across the
street from the radio station and then like say Friday
after the show, go home, yeah yeah yeah, and then
uh and then stay there until you know, Monday morning
and just do things that way, and if there's some
availability during the week or whatever, they're.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
Gonna do for like a dinner or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
But I'm willing to settle for just the separate bedrooms
because our different schedules. I go to bedway before she does,
even when it comes to stuff like in the middle
of the day, like napping when I get home from work,
because I split split shift my sleep, you know. But
she's against even the bed things. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

(01:37:52):
she's very against the apartment. She thinks it's a fast
track to divorce, which I disagree. It's just sleeping. I
don't understand what the big deals you're us sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Most people usually want the love of their life to
be as far away from them as possible.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
It's just it's the next room.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
No cuddling. Nobody cuddles anyway, nobody holds hands.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
It's the next room.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Would you be in favor of that?

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
I mean, with our schedule, it makes sense, yeah, okay,
But sometimes I make Andy hold my hand and hates it, like, no,
let's hold hands.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
That would be funny. It's like, it's not fun great.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
There's times where Mario will fall asleep on the couch
and then just stay there all night.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
That's the word.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
And I will admit I kind of do sleep better
you do. But I think the concept of having separate
beds every night is depressing.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
It's like you're married, you should be together, all right,
Well why not, Like if that's the case, it's just
so I don't know, it's just a function like sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
It is showering, but going to the bathroom. So why
when't you do all those things together? Like to show
it is.

Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
Worse, but it's just kind of how you do things.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Yeah, it's just what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:39:02):
Well, a little behind this, a little behind the scenes
of the Woody Show, there's a big song that we
love to sing and it's Diana Ross's I'm Coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
To every protest.

Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
Yeah, we probably sing it daily behind the scenes that
we remix it and we make our own lyrics. But
Nile Rogers, who was the producer of the song, who
actually like kind of came up with the whole song itself.
He recently did an interview and said how he came
up with it. Now, if you don't know who Nile
Rogers is. He also made the song with Daft Punk

(01:39:34):
Get Lucky with Pharrell, So there's a little context there,
but he said that he was like doing a day
party in New York and he was getting a little twisted,
and he was walking around town and he wandered into
a drag club and he went to the bathroom and
while he was in the bathroom going number one, there
was a bunch of people dressed up as Diana Ross.

(01:39:56):
And he started thinking of the lyrics I'm coming out,
and he called a friend because back then, you know,
you don't have an iPhone or whatever, said hey, please
write down this idea, and then they wrote down the
idea and then took the song idea to Diana Ross,
and that's how they came up with him menace.

Speaker 7 (01:40:13):
You know I love a good fun fact. Yes, yeah,
so that's how you get it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I didn't know that was Diana Ross's song, honestly, really,
I know we always sing it. I didn't know who's
sing it coming.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
But there was also sampled in the mo money more problems, right, yeah, yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Menace, no problem. Time
for the birthdays and the foreigner birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
We're gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit. She was like,
it's Shay, and you know we don't do all right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Starting with these celebrities. Happy birthday to Jerry Seinfeld, who
is seventy one today. Wow, Actress Uma Thurman is fifty five.
She's gonna kill Bill movies and also follow up boy
put her name and her daughter's like mega famous?

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Now yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Oh yeah, mea Hawk? Are Ethan Hawk's kid?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:41:05):
I never watched. I mean I watched like one episode
of Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Are Maya Hawk?

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
I know?

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Well, I know she was.

Speaker 8 (01:41:09):
I think it's Maya. Also, did anyone know that Uma
Thurman was a blonde.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
Before pulp fiction?

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
It freaked me out after I saw it was like
she's blonde? Remember she had like a straight bob.

Speaker 10 (01:41:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
Hey, Greg, do you want to see Maya Hawk? Yeah,
there's a picture of it right here, get it out.
Daniel day Lewis is sixty eight. Here's a good one.
Who's older? Michelle Pfeiffer or Eve Plum who was Jan
on The Brady Bunch. Second time we've mentioned the Brady Bunch. Wow,
here was a few days. Who's older Michelle Pfeiffer or

(01:41:45):
Eve Plum? Gotta be plump. I think Plum. It's a
trick question. They're the same age. Michelle Pfiffer and Eve
Plum are both sixty seven years old today.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
That's a fun fact.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Catherine Langford, she played Hannah Baker. That's the girl on
Thirteen Reasons Why who Killed Herself is twenty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:42:06):
Well, that's what happens. Willie Nelson is ninety.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Two today we retired tennis great Andre Agassi is fifty five.
Carney Wilson from Wilson Phillips is fifty seven. Kate Mulgrew
read the prison's kitchen trustee on Orange to the New
Black seventy and then Richard Kline, who is Jack Tripper's
always horny friend Larry on Three's Company, Still a ch

(01:42:31):
Richard Kline is eighty one years old. Day and your
partner birthday Today is Scott Nails and today's birthday. Boy,
He's done more pounding than Judge Judy's gabble in one
hundred ninety sorry, one hundred ninety farm Sorry, one thousand,
nine hundred and seventy four fine films, including a.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
BJ a Day keeps the Doctor Away.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
He was in Recreem for a Cream, also Brod Bustin
and Deep thrust In volume one is in one of
your favorite gena eleven Inches in Heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Oh sure, always talking about that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:43:05):
Doctorate in anal Sexology and who can forget his unforgetable
role in Romancing the Butthole Romance.

Speaker 8 (01:43:13):
That's awesome because I just assumed you're gonna say Romancing
the Bone.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Yeah, yeah, because the old timey movie was Romancing the Stonechael,
Romancing the Butthole, the Butthole. That's Scott Nails, who's forty
three years old. Today Metroporto Birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Tuesday Morning look at what's happening in
the world of entertainment, along with a couple of fun facts.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
You're on The Woody Shows Show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Join fun.

Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
Oh that's it for Tuesday morning.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
All right, it's The Woody Show Full Show podcast fifteen
to thirty minute podcast available if you go to the
Woodieshow dot com or catch it on the podcast platform
of your choice. Today we had to meet some people
at the crossroads.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Everybody I know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Also got the nominees for the Woody Show Employee of
the Month for April. Now that we're at the end
of another month. That more. It's all on the Tuesday podcast.
Just hit up the Woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow's Honesty Day
and we have a confession from Greg something he said
he was late to the party on so late. But
what's an example of something you were late to the
party on. We're gonna have that for you. We'll announce

(01:44:20):
the winner for the Employee the Month, So tell us
who you think should be the Employee of the Month
for April. You can send your votes over either on
the text or the after hours voicemail, which if there's
anything else between now and tomorrow that you want to
tell us, leave it there at eight seven seven forty
four Woodie And of course you can find us and
follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Please, yeah, be sure to learn from the mistakes of
people who take your advice. Get it?

Speaker 5 (01:44:47):
I like that a c advice?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
That was good.

Speaker 7 (01:44:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
If I'm not taking my own advice, why would somebody
else take it?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Works on you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you
so much for giving the Woodie Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we loved appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
SMD doblem I quit this bitch.