FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 30th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's Wednesday. It's the final day of April. April thirtieth,
twenty twenty five. May the Fourth Be with You is
coming up here very soon. Just a reminder so everybody
can make sure they reach out. The Sea Bass and
when that rolls around. It's his favorite day of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
On the weekend this year, right, I know, but you
can can't be rech Sorry anyway, thank you for being
here on Whatdy? That's Greg Gory Menace, what's Gina grad
Sea Masses right there? We got Sammy Bort and Menji
on the job today. Morgan our associate producer, Von our
video producer, phones open for you at eight seven seven

(01:23):
forty four, Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven. Today it's
Honesty Day, one of the stupid holidays, but Honesty Day
will feature Greg's confession. Greg has a confession for us
this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, it was late to the party on something and
now I'm a believer.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, all right, Greg's Confessions Believe Woodie Show Employee of the
Month for April. We have the results on that. Also,
we'll get caught up on the trending news headlines. We
got some of the entertainment stuff. We got the birthdays
and the porn of birthday all happening and more whatever
else comes up.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
You know how it goes around here, we're putting you
see goosey. It's the what is it? Whatever?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Wednesday?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Payday?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah? Sweet? All right?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Well, people are asked, what's the dumbest reason someone became famous,
because every era has a stupid new way that people
become famous.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Made a sex reference on online street interview. Yeah right, okay,
Well the hawk to chick was like, you guys apologize
for hers. Oh no, she's fun, she's cool that she
was fun.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
But it's it's a dumb reason to be famous, for sure,
some reason to have a podcast in the seventies. It
was being a group in the eighties, being a Druggie
in the nineties, being on cable in the two thousands,
being on reality TV in the twenty tens. In social media, right,
and they were influencer right, So Hawktua fits right into that.
The Island boys also got there.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Well these days there's some drama because one of them
had a kid, and it looks like an alien.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Have you looked it up?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I go, yeah, And your boy was talking on him.
Who what was his name? Oh the regula? Oh, no, badass.
I think it was a Boozy Badass or somebody adjacent
to Boozy Badass. Wow. Well he's also is this baby? Okay,
it looks like something's wrong. It's an island boy baby,
that's what's wrong.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, yeah, true, it probably wants to die. That's my dad.
He got the baby he deserves. God Jus, those guys
are just so. I'm like, oh, man, baby, what's the
dumbest reason somebody became famous? Like honey Boo Boo gets mentioned?
Oh yeah, oh I love honey boob to catch me outside.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Girl baby ultimate nuclear.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
People say like, oh, you're just jealous as she's a millionaire.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, well, jealous of her bank account for sure. Yeah,
I hate jealous of.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Her being a terrible human being earned success. It wasn't
Boozy Badass Charleston White.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh there's another name that's super familiar to make.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
He's a guy who I've totally heard of that he's
constantly starting rat beefs.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know, he always pops up the all start hip hop.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
It's funny man.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
A lot of times, like medic will mention, you know,
Boozy Battis has been brought up on the show before.
Whoever the person is Charleston White. You know, when you're
hanging out with some people and they have other common
friends and they start talking about these people, are like.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I have no idea that Sammy is.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
That does that?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
You Like, I know Menace and I know Sammy, But
Sammy and Menace know these other people and they're having
a conversation in my company about these other people. But
I'm because I'm part of this conversation, the three you know,
person conversation.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
But you're like, I don't know who that is?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Da, Yes, all right, So what's the dumbest reason somebody
became famous being a teen mom? Yet the problem you
promote that the first season I watched, that's so wrong.
It was because it was so redneck news, just white trash.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Yeah, but it actually really did work in terms of
teen pregnancies went way down after them.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes, As a director of that directory, result of that show.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's what I heard. Science. She also heard that, uh,
pit bulls are the nanny dogs.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Uh ever heard that?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yeah, the world heard that the hot felon.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh yeah, yeah eating a bunch of hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
That's kind of interesting. That's a Joey chestnut.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
I mean, that's entertaining.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Party with that guy.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Super Bowl Alex from Target remember that whole Yeah yeah,
Ellen made him famous kid just about every reality TV star,
And then you got this is pretty funny. Kim Kardashian,
who is famous for a her father being one of
O J. Simpsons lawyers, and b a leaked sex tape
with ray J. Then followed by the rest of the
Kardashians who are famous for association with Kim, followed by

(05:41):
the Jenners who are associated with the Kardashians. Yeah, it's
just like this, followed by whoever they married.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
One of my favorite memes online is a pitcher of
ray J with the whole family together. He goes, my
d made these people famous.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah and honorable honorable mention. I hadn't thought about this
in forever. Do you remember balloon Boy?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Of course no, they thought he flew away to mind.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I totally forgot about this. This is two thousand and nine.
The balloon Boy was a hoax and this couple claimed
that their six year old son Falcon is his name,
which that should have been a tip to.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Like, oh, flying Falcon.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
They was trapped in a homemade balloon seven thousand feet
up in the air, and there was a balloon and
they were following this thing.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
It was just floating across.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, this is guys.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Was it it hot air balloon or a balloon like a.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It looks like shaped balloon.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yeah, it was like silver right right.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
And they had everybody following this thing, the helicopters, and
because they thought the six year old had climbed into
it and was just racing across the sky is being
taken by the wind this way and that way and
the other way. And it turned out that the boy
was home in the attic and so it was just
a They had no idea. They had no idea. It
was the It was just a big hoax.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Balloon Boy. How Falcon aka bloom Boy looks like another
guy who's just famous, the backpack Kid.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Do you know, Yeah, the hatchet guy, the kid that.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Wears a backpack that like dances all crazy. He looks
like backpack kids.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
See here's another person, another friend that I'm not aware of.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah, what about that dude that was was dogface skateboarding dude?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh yeah, it was so unfunny. Do you know he
was doing.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Us another word that had its five minutes. It was
so wholesome because he was just skateboarding, listening to Fleetwood,
Spray and Dream.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, just drinking ocean spray. Greg. I tried.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I tried to explain it to Greg, and he doesn't
want to accept the answer that people just found the
video ironic because he looks like a cholo listening to.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Because I found I found that explanation quite racist. I did.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, No, I'm not saying him to listen to You
should be listening to Low right right exactly.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
You should be listening.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
To tacos too, Yeah, right exactly. Yeah, it's ironic because
he's not eating tacos. He's having a cheeseburger.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yeah, listened to Fleetwood Math.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
And I don't disagree with you on that.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yes, so dumb.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Anybody else we're missing? Dumbest reason somebody became famous? Hit
us up on the text over to two to nine
eight seven phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody Show,
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. On a Wednesday morning. It's April,

(08:40):
the thirtieth final day of the month. As Menace mentioned earlier,
it's ay day. Yeah, rip murder.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
At the payday to those who get paid on the fifteenth,
in the last day of the month.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Wooding Greg MENACE's we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
Morgan has taken your calls eight seven seven forty four
Woodie and the text two to nine eight seven Greg's
confession is coming up.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's honesty Day.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
And so Greg's got a confession for us. I'm thinking
this salacious as some of his confessions in the past.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna find out.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I'm just so way late to the party on something. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I mean, I think my most recent confession was that,
for the very first time ever, I got a manicure
and a pedicure and I loved it.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, into it.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
There's that that hammer and nails place, and uh, my
buddy had told me about it, and I signed up
and I went and uh They're like, oh, so they're
acting as if like I know what I'm doing. I
go I don't know. Just tell me what we're doing here.
And this is my friend there. We have so many
guys that come in. It's by but it's a place
for dudes, so I'm sure they say that multiple times

(09:52):
per days as possible. Yeah, but I gotta tell you
after getting it pretty rade. You know, I'm a fan
of massage. So it's a lot of like hand and
massage massage like your your calf and then you look pretty. Yeah,
and then you don't have to cut your own nails.
They don't put polisher.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I was thought, like manicures and pedicures meant they were
going to like paint.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Sometimes they clear they're shiny.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
I don't do that.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
They say, they say shiny buff or no or no buff.
I do not want my nails shiny. I just want
I want my Matt black. Because Greg, it's.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Not gay, right exactly. I mean, come on, I did
that one time somebody. You had one of those ones
that you use at home. It spins and you buffet.
It looked like I had gloss. I hated it.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, stupid dudes, rass.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
What's something that you enjoy that you keep a secret
from your buddies just some of the stuff that made
the list. I'm not into these, but I do like
a hot tub, but it's got jets and stuff with
bubble baths.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
We talked about that being overrated. I love pedicures.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Just mentioned that sewing Sam Okay, dudes in the sewing
would sew romance novels.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Really like those kinds of like the middle aged lonely chicks. See,
I'm not even into those, Diane Steel.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
This one says, I'm a general contractor and I can
never tell the guys at work that I like classical
music really working in the garden and cartoons. Can't tell
the guys at work. I can't talk about you can't.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Talk about classical music or cartoons.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
It depends on what are you pruning in the garden
or are you like killing soil, chopping down trees. Yeah,
you're putting in like, you know, your tomato plants and
stuff like that. That's that's different. I have stuffed animals
and plushies from Squish Mellow on my bed.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh yeah, keep that to yourself.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
That's something you never admit, exactly, not even on Honesty Day.
My twelve year old daughters out of those.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I build Legos, play with my cat, and I watch
a lot of cat and dog videos.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
It's adorable.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Dudes, Ask what's something you enjoy that you keep a
secret from your buddies?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
The lego thing.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I got a friend who builds legos and he's got
a couple of really cool ones.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
He built this one that was the Titanic Lego. Titanic guy.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I forgot how many pieces that had, but that took
a while. And another one just because you know, radio whatever,
it's a it's a working radio.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh yeah, I bought one of those for a friend
of mine. Yeah, it's cool, pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah. He brought it into to show me. I'm like,
all right, that's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
A lot of the kids are made for adults.

Speaker 10 (12:21):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, and be honest, guys, went shopping yesterday and I
walked by the Lego store and I bought some more legos.
You did it for yourself? For myself again, I'm not
going crazy. It was just only a twenty five dollars set.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Now, will you build it and leave it or you
build it and then take it apart and put all
the pieces away? Or were you display the fund right?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
What do you do with it? Yeah? What do you
do with one?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's what I built. I just I built it. I'm like, okay,
I got it done, and then I just put in
my closet, right, Yeah, like display it or anything.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
We had to figure that out with my son when
he was he's not doing legos now anymore, but for
a while there he would build these sets and they're
pretty cool, some of them very big. Yeah now what now, like,
what do you do with it?

Speaker 8 (13:02):
I bought these little book shelf cases for this because yeah,
like he worked so hard on it.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Now what.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I told you?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
There weren't a lot of sets, No, there's none. There
were a handful, like you said, police station, airport, right, but.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
For you to configure how you wanted.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Still, Yeah, but a.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Lot of the lego we just had random bricks and
random build a house just you know, free handed or whatever.
It was all different colored bricks and then was done.
You just crumpled back up and put all the in
the bins and that was it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I swear they've gotten harder too. But Greg, are you
disappointed that I didn't display it in my living room?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Very upset? What was the most what was set?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
The friend you just bought. The one I just bought
yesterday was the F one McLaren car.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
At this point, one study, yeah, F one to you
is like the flying thing for me. Yeah, for sure,
good for you.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
And when it's done, how big like maybe like it's tiny,
like six inches.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
They have ones that are like the same that are
two hundred and twenty five dollars about the twenty fight dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
This seemed to have come out of nowhere, Like so
the F one thing, Like, what was it about F one?
I know there was a show or something, but like,
what is it about the actual cars, the racing whatever
that's gotten you?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
So like, well, okay, I'll be on So like, you know,
when F one came to Vegas, everybody crapped on it.
So I wasn't really interested in it because I was
just you know, hearing what everybody was saying about it.
And then I heard our friend Burt Chreischer talking about
the show Drivers Survive on Netflix on on on podcasts,
and he was very passionate about it and he explained everything.

(14:36):
I go, okay, you know what, I'm gonna check it out.
And I watched it and I was like, oh man,
this is you know how I love the Real Housewives
and all that kind of stuff. I'm like, this is
this is like the Real Housewives for dudes. And again,
like these are all drivers that like grew up with
each other from like little go carts, so they all
talked back to each other or like they're really good
friends and they'll like beat each other in a race,

(14:57):
but they'll still go on in this a plane together
to the net X race. And there's hundreds of millions
of dollars that are spent just on each car and
then they yeah, and then they crash them. Like the
engine alone is like fifteen million dollars, and yeah, they
just break down the science of it. So it's basically
like you know, flying but in reverse. So like all
the air pressure and everything is pushing down on the

(15:19):
car to keep it on the track from flying in
the freaking air while they're going two and twenty five.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Boat that just flipped.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, that was insane saying. So it's yeah, a lot
of drama, a lot of like high steak stuff, so
much like pressure of you know, and then they drive
in the freaking rain like two hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's insane. Well, they're not driving on these roads,
that's for sure. Those tracks are really well maintained. And
I just saw video the other day which I never realized.
I know that the bank turns were banked, but I
saw this guy. He was walking from the inside of
the track up to the top wall, so he can
barely make it's.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Like a walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not F one doesn't
do that. No, But I'm saying, like, it's this racetrack
and this guy was talking about like NASCAR stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's such an angle. It's one of
those things where it's deceiving, kind of like being in
Vegas to go, oh, it's just right over there.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, it goes to like thirty six degreesh.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Watching this, I would say, it looks like he's climbing
something that you have a ladder.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
It does for sure, you know, Like I well, just
real quick. Then I deep dived, you know, and watched
drivers survive and I ran through it so quick. But
now they're going to have the female driver's version called
F one Academy, so I'm excited about that that comes
out May twenty eighth. Are going to buy your own
F one car?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Me?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, nondif dollars the.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Mall, you know, no somewhere.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
What's crazy is they do sell them like random people
will just buy them to put them in the garage or.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Something like that.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
But no, I well no, I wouldn't think you'd be
able to pump.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I mean just you know you can't. You can't drive
any can buy him.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I heard the tires alone or like six grand each
and you can only use them for a quarter of
a mile or something like that.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, it's insane some things that dudes enjoy. They were
asked these guys, what's something you enjoy that you keep
a secret from your buddies? So I said, I secretly
love the motivational quotes, but I'm too proud to admit
that I have a notebook full of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
What is that you that's totally you have quote?

Speaker 4 (17:21):
No, but I'm not embarrassed by it. I do like
when I hear it, not a motivational quote, but I
want to hear a good quote. Oh, I know I'm
making a note of that. You think I wish I
thought of that baking. Someone says, I have to admit
I like romantic comedies and fruity cocktails. I want my
drink to taste good and not like stale bread.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
See. Yeah, women shouldn't own that market just because I'm
a man. I can't have a delicious drink.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I can't have an apple tini.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Uh, I'm trying to think I do exclusively girl drinks.
I did have a new there was there was a
newer quote that I just heard. I thought it was
really good. Uh did I mention this one already? Knowledge
is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is
no not to put it in a fruit salad.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
That's a classic.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
This one says. My wife and I watch every season
of Love is Blind on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
And I love it.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, you gotta hate watch that.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
And I enjoy listening to boy bands like Backstreet Boys
and Insynct. My friends are all into wrap and that
auto tune stuff, which sounds horrible.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
You take that to the grave too, boy bands.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
No, there's there's a couple of songs from that era
that I wouldn't turn off the concert. I would never
go to the I don't go to concerts and bands
I like.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
True.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yeah, you wouldn't turn off Bye bye bye. Guarantee. Everyone
knows that.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
I would dive for the radio.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
What's the one keep playing games?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, I think that one.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, that one's good. And then there was a ninety
eight degrees one.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I remember, Oh it was yeah what the song is?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
If I heard it, we were like, oh, as this
stuff goes, this one's not bad.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Now, well everyone was. I wanted that way. Then you
love LFO, Yeah, summer girls LFO, Yeah, speak on isamic.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I thought it was really stupid, like your kids on
the black Chinese.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
Food makes me? And I think it's one girls.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Stop for the summer, the summer get sing word salad.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's just word salad?

Speaker 8 (19:20):
Yeah, it's degree I do? Is that the ninety eight degrees?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Oh yeah, yeah that was that's their big hit that
they only had one.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Or because of you.

Speaker 10 (19:30):
I think it's probably I do I do was their
big one.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
Yeah, unless you're going for the deeper k yeah, it
the true ninety eight degrees heads No.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Let's say is it this one now? Yeah? Yeah, that one?
What's called I don't think it's look okay.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
That one's sounds.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Different, like I don't want to sing it because it's
ninety degrees, so I do cherish you.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, and dude, iHeartRadio music. You should know ninety eight degrees. Yeah,
where do you want to go?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Oh, that's the same story.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
So hold on, kep going.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
You know what they don't have. He's all the ones
that haven't the hardest thing. I'll be hold for this gift.
Where do you want to go?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Just give me one night? Which I think is this
one the girl is mine with.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, that's the only one I know. And cherish you.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Maybe it's not ninety eight degrees.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Notly not.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I don't know, dude, we're talking.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Oh, I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
No, it's not a ninety eight degree song. I was
always told back in that time. Yeah, that I looked
like one of the dudes in ninety eight degrees.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Really. Yeah, there's one guy that's very unfortunate.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Hold on ninety eight.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
He's the non b I'm sorry, nobody in ninety eight
degrees isn't a fortune?

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, okay, he's the one that.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Wasn't rid and weren't there like a bunch of laches.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Let's see, okay, image gotcha.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Where's the I don't see?

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Oh, I see by this guy.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, no, so okay, we had glasses on in this
other photo and like, yeah this guy, Okay, I don't
know who who is as which one is this guy?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Sammy?

Speaker 9 (21:16):
Oh I forgot even existed in the band?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Oh yeah, you're right. That one is busted. There's one
in overall that that's the woody right here. And then
the other two, of course have no shirts on.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah I told you, the non ripped one, the non
ripped one, the ugly one. It's twin Yeah. Oh, you
look like somebody in ninety eight ars Ago. Oh really,
I think this is a good thing. Well, it's very nice,
and they're like ah, and then they showed me I go, oh.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
I think it's justin Jeffrey, the the ugly. His last
name's Jeffrey wild Gas.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Oh good, that's thank you. Keep going.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
But you look just like him. But you look just
like them spitting image.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
He looks like, you know, right before you flush that.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break, and then
Greg's confession. It is Honesty Day show, and today is
Honesty Day. Greg says he's got a confession, although not

(22:16):
as selacious, not salacious we've heard in the past. Yea
naked outdoor activity where the neighbors your spying are happy
to get a.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Fix. I'm fixing a sprinkler in the middle of the night, guys,
and I think you guys were doing fixing a sprinkler? Really?
All right, Greg, what's your confession? We have two? Number one,
you mentioned the manny petty thing. Yeah. They also do
your beard, right, Yeah, because I think your beard is
looking on firely. I wish I had the ability to grow.

(22:51):
That's just one thing. I'm just throwing beard fleet's let's
throwback the other thing. Now to the party on this
by literally twelve years, because I looked at the dates
on this it goes back to twenty thirteen. And for
some reason, we've had meetings lately where this guy's name
has come up and Woody and I both said, who's that?

(23:14):
What's that? Who's that? And then of course Sea Bass. Oh,
he's been a thing forever. Of course, right now, I'm
an expert, and now I looked into this person. I
borderline love him. He's such a he's a modern day genius.
He's a modern day Andy Kaufman, Nathan Fielder.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh god, which exactly Morgan is obsessed with this, and
I realize that Sea Bass wants to be Nathan Fielder.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Oh, absolutely and only and he probably could be. I
don't know where he where is? Who knows where he?
Sea Bass in the office.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
Nathan is brilliant though he's totally checking with this.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Maybe he's down the gym doing a quick course. He
does he like he he will, like in the middle
of nothing, just lee like during commercial bak he'll go
down There's a gym on the first floor of the building.
He goes down there and gets like a micro workout
in doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, is that why he's in those shorts.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
And sometimes I have a towel on his shoulder because
he just ran back up from the gym.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
That's what he wants you to like.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Notice that I've never noticed anyway.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
I started no Nathan for You and the rehearsal.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
The rehearsal is the newer one.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Nathan for You dates back to twenty thirteen is when
it started, and we'll get into that in a second.
The reason I checked out Nathan Fielder is because his
name has popped up so much and the rehearsal, this
current one. The first episode of that season starts with flying,
so I had to check that out. I gotta say
the rehearsal is a show where somebody is afraid to
do something like confront somebody or break up with somebody. Yeah,

(24:57):
so they rehearse how it's going to go, down to
the last detail. They recreate people's apartments. They recreated an entire.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Bar to scale, to scale.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Down to the furniture, down to the furnishings, down to
a working beer tap, so a guy can go in
and try to tell his friend a confession that he's
worried to tell her about. It's the production value is incredible.
But what I like way more than the rehearsal is
Nathan for you. So Nathan went to business school, and
what he does is goes to struggling businesses and try

(25:27):
to help him drum up more.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Business in bizarre way.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah, bizarre way. So he went to a frozen yogurt
shop and they weren't doing great business. So he came
up with this idea to create a Pooh flavor and
went to a company that specializes in creating any flavor.
Then he goes to the news. The news covers it.
Everybody shows up there was another episode where he created
a thing called was it Dumbstom.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Starbucks that I went to.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
It was in neighborhood.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
No one had a clue at the time what it was.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
We just went Yeah, that made like national news.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Everything he does gets on the news makes national news.
And the Petting Zoo one where he made that viral
video of like a pig saving a goat that went.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
The water genius.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah, So my question with stuff like that is how
long can you do that before people are on? Like
the Borat thing is great, that's another thing that Morgan,
you love, we both love. But one of the things
that Morgan and I bonded over initially when we first
meat each other was bor At. But like, how long
can you pull that character off?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
I think he just has legs because he's actually solving problem.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
But I think he can because like the you know, sorry, Greg,
the Great Glories of the World, the news will stop
showing up for maybe.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
I was on a show where he came in. He
was promoting I think he was going to do some.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Sort of tight rope walk or something, but he came
in in disguise with an accent and the whole thing too.
I mean we kind of knew, but still it was
like he came in in disguise and that's how he
was getting away with Well.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
He I've read a lot of things like from and
I'm in this Facebook group about him, But like these
people that have been on his show, they don't know
who he is. He puts up these ads on Craigslist, right,
like the pilot that he talked to. If you're watching
this new season of the rehearsal, they have no clue
who he is. So he kind of does fly under
the radar unless you're into this very niche like comedy
ault comedy.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, so are you into it for the entertainment value
or is he kind of like your Glenn Powell that
you have like some kind of you know, attraction to him.

Speaker 11 (27:20):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Oh both?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
And if you look at him now, he's gotten older
since he started agent.

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Twelve years that's true, Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
And he's just brilliant.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Man.

Speaker 11 (27:32):
I just ordered a sweatshirt from Summit Ice, so if
y'all know google that, Yeah, deny nothing.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Oh my god. It summit Ice is so fun.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
But that's just another it's a clothing brand he created
for one Nathan for You episode, and if you've watched
the newest episode of the rehearsal, it ties into that too,
and it's just like, wow, so incredible. How he's written it.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
So funny, it's so funny. And the thing is, when
I watch it, I question how legit is it, how
real is it? And it to me that almost doesn't matter,
because if the people he's helping out are in on it,
they all deserve emmys. They're the best actors on the planet.
I'm talking a listers should take note at.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
How Oh yeah, if the Bill Gates look alike.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, if these people are fake and if their plants,
if the whole thing is scripted, they all deserve emmys.
It's such a great show. Nathan Fielder is a literal genius.
And I don't know if he's faking it, if if
that's really him, if he's really that dead pan and strange,
But my god, I can't speak highly enough of him.
It's so good. I'm so late to the party, but

(28:36):
I don't care. I'm a believer.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I so happy for you show.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
It's like, oh, it's such a good show.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
You really can't explain.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yeah, it's the production values insane. Yeah, the way in
the rehearsal they recreated an airport down to vending machines,
a panda express functioning things.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
It's so cool and the people coming in don't know
that it's not the airport in the rehearsal they do.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
They hire actors to recreate the moment that you need
to have, the setting that you will need for the
thing you have to do, you know, like say your
confession or do whatever.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Got And then there's also a bigger purpose there, like
the airport one there he's talking to a young pilot
and they're trying to curb possible mishaps in flight because
the young pilot, says, the main captain often doesn't take
the co pilot seriously and they don't communicate very well.
So he had this young pilot on who flies daily

(29:33):
with people he's never met before, and they don't speak
to each other until they get on the plane. So
they're trying to change the culture of that. That's the
bigger good, where you can communicate with each other, have
mutual respect for each other, not just get on the
plane not knowing each other, and then that could lead
to disaster.

Speaker 11 (29:49):
Greg they filmed this probably about a year ago now
from when we're seeing it, and there's been and Nathan's
talked about it, there's been accidents and people that have
died because of co pilots that were too scared to
speak up or say something exactly. And he's like, this
is exactly what I'm trying to do the box.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
And then he takes it to the nth degree. He'll
meet the head of the FAA or the retired head
and then try to change, you know, legislation, adds he
you know, puts in fake people. It's so incredible.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
So for people like myself who have never watched Nathan
for You, Nathan for You, and that's and that's where
I found it on I believe Hulu.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
And the rehearsal is the new show?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Now?

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Is that also on Max?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yeah, okay, so everything's on Max.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
The episode that I introduced Everybody Too is season four,
episode four. It's Andy versus Uber and it's a taxi
driver trying to kill against Uber. It is the funniest
thing ever. It's on Max. So yeah, look up Nathan
for You. Check it out season four episode You'll really
like it. What he especially this new rehearsal.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Season in that cab owner, the cab company owner. If
he he is a fake.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
Too, like if there's no way, there's no way. They're
so good that they can't even be fake. It's so funny.
Not a juicy confession, but oh my god, I late
to the party. Late to the party, and you might
judge me for I knew about him ten years ago. Well, sorry,
now I love him. Yeah, he's a genius.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
That's always annoying when people say stuff like that, like.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Oh, I know, I shad it all the time. If
you don't know about something, you don't know, you didn't
you didn't know about it. Right, Speaking of Sea Bass,
who I guess is still at.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
The gym or wherever the hell he is.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
He's just getting all.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Bread, says he's not at the gym. He's so fit,
he's not yeah well bred, silly's.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Oh, but like he gets so angry, like I'll see
a video for the very first time and I go, oh,
that's interesting, and I think our audience might be interested,
so I'll bring it up. He's like, it's from twenty sixteen, right,
all right, Well I didn't sorry.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
And you didn't preface it with hey, guys, here's a
brand new video. Yeah, let me let me.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Let me do some research to find out exactly when
this came out and what percentage of the population might
have already seen this.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
It just shares about something three minutes before you.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I know about that. He could be fun.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Can we just assume that.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
He's really good at what he does? He's really sea
Bass is really good at But what a weirdo? Really
good at what he did? He's strange in so many
ways to agree with you like Nathan, but you know.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
What he bore at. A lot of people don't like
it because it's uncomfortable to watch. That's a lot of
Nathan for you. It's like, oh my god, I almost
can't watch it.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
That I love.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Maybe he is more lovable, but it can be.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Wow, that bar is very low eight seven seven forty
four Wood. I'm sure he did a couple of good things. Yeah,
I'm sure he was a sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
I'm sure he held a door for somebody at some
point and said thank you exactly. Yeah, like, yeah, exactly, blessed,
thank you. Yeah, I'm sure he didn't throw his change
on the ground.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
What a character? All right?

Speaker 6 (33:08):
How ground it? Would you be a seven year old
boy in.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Utah decided to take his little sister along on a
joy ride in their mom's car. He took her keys,
fired up the engine, drove it toddler co pilot ten
miles through multiple towns. Damn and yes, he could barely
see over the wheel.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, how do you reach the pedals?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Cops got some reports about a car swerving all over
the road. Witnesses said the driver looked alarmingly young.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Because you know he was.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yes, cops did try to pull the car over, but
the kid just kept on going into the officers. They
backed off to avoid making things worse. A few miles later,
the kid hit a curb and finally stopped. Nobody was hurt,
which honestly a miracle. But this happened in a high
traffic area, so they're very lucky on that. And the kid,
like you said, could barely reached the peddles, could barely see.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Over the wheel.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Police are not pressing charges because you know, kindergarten, what
are you gonna do it?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
But what about the parents?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
He's not seven?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Is the second grade?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
First or second grade? But they didn't suggest that the
parents locked their keys up? Yeah, I mean where were they.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
But for a seven year old, you don't need to.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Car. I don't know anybody, anybody I grew up with,
anybody have known as an adult who's had their seven
year old take their car. People who have teenagers or
whatever take the car, but like messed around in the car,
started going down the driveway and stuff like that. Intentionally
went and took it for a joy ride. Now just

(34:42):
whatever his name, I wouldn't be grounded. I'd be in
the ground. Oh sure, I live.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
We didn't have video games back in the day that
pretty much taught us how to drive.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
I mean everybody has the idea like, oh, yeah, you
keep the car between these two lines, you know, but
like you don't know how to do them. But until
you get the feel of like the gas and the
actual steering, like you don't know you have an idea
of how.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
You know how to make the noise when you shift gears.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
We even have an idea back then, why we played
pole position. We had those arcade style gads. Pole Position
was my game, dude, jam Yeah, what was the other one?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Spy Hunter? No pol Position, that's the one with the Ferrari.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Right, yeah, you're racing now. That was like an F one.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
No, no, the whole position Pole Position was an F
one kind of game. It was just F one style
car and you what's the prepared to qualify?

Speaker 6 (35:35):
That was like, oh, I know what you mean. Was
it cruising?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I think so because they're they're remaking that game into
a movie with Cindy Sweeney. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Brother. When I was a kid, I remember getting into
the station wagon. It was parked on the driveway and
I guess you didn't need a key to put it
in reverse. I put it in reverse and it rolled
down the driveway and I almost hit a house. I'll see.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
The closest uh that we could do to pretend to
drive was when you went to Sears. Remember Sears. Yeah,
you go like where they had all the lawn tractors
and stuff, lawnmowers and junk, all crasps and crap, and
you sit on the riding lawnmowers.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Oh wow, turn the wheel and.

Speaker 10 (36:19):
Used to let us sit on his lap and drive
down the driveway.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
You get to the top of the driveway and you'd
be like all right, and we'd sit on his lap
and he'd let us steer.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
The video game is Outrun Out Run Yeah yeah, Ferrari
like basically like.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
But there was also Cruis in the USA which had
a Ferrari. Yeah, but you remember, uh pole position Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
It was an arcade game. You play it at the
arcade or the pizza place, the bowling alley yeh, mini golf.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
You know my dad, you know, trains and races horses
and so like when it was race night or whatever,
we go over and he gave me some money to
go hit the arcade and I'd be waiting for him
over there playing tons of pole position.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah it was. It was Spy Hunter, right. I don't
remember Spy Hunter because that one, you know how like
cyber trucks had that kind of wheel that looks.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Like a tie fighter, like a yok Yoah, it's called
kind of thing. Oh yeah, there was a game Spy
Hunter had a white Ferrari looked like it. Yeah, and
then but I think the steering control was something like that.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
It looks like a Lamborghini.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah, seventy seven usually white in the eighties forty four. Yeah,
I had the Trapper Keeper. Yeah, that had some hot chicken.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, she was washing the Car.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Show's next thing.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Up, The Woody Show will be right back this is.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
It has been like a blo and we are into
another new hour, Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Wednesday morning.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's April, the thirtieth final day of April twenty twenty five. Wody,
that's Greg Gord morning, Menace, Gina Sea Mass, Sammy Morgan.
The phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
is the phone number you could send us eight text
over to two to nine eight seven. We got those
trending news headlines coming up for you this hour, and

(38:14):
I want to tell you about the decision. What do
you show employeed the month for the month of April?
And just for fun, let me get on the edge
of my several yea, what do you show employee the
month for April is menace everybody?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Why?

Speaker 9 (38:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Forty one mile walk to Disney that seemed to carry
the month as far as yeah, you know, I mean
it's something he wanted to do personally, yes, right, okay,
but it was also a great benefit to the show.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I would categorize that is going above and beyond. I
think all fit. Yeah, I hear about it every day.

Speaker 13 (38:55):
Yeah, and So menace, congratulations eight sixty nice sixty nine,
you know, little cash prize and another plaque to add
to your collection.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Wait, was this the second month in a row?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (39:08):
No, okay, last one in between? Last month was who
was last month?

Speaker 10 (39:13):
Sea Mass?

Speaker 9 (39:13):
Is it SeaBASS last month?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Yeah, Sea Bass last month?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh he loves that award, he cherishes it.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Anyway, So congratulations Menace, and yeah I got a lot
of I mean, it was it was pretty obvious.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
What's the next big feat?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah? Where are you walking next? I thought of a
couple of different things. Yeah, but I'm not going to
reveal time.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
I did see there's a guy what was he doing?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
If anybody saw this, please text over to two two
ninety seven. There's a guy who every month does a
forty three mile walk every month. It's it's in support
of blank. That's where I'm This is where I'm blanking out.
I forget it's four and it's some noble you know thing.
He does it to patrio or to honor or often

(40:01):
does he do it once a month? He's doing it once.
He's walking forty it's either forty three or forty five
miles some everything. It was just barely longer than what
the medicine. And the first thing I did was I
looked for the shoes. I looked to see if they
were hokahs.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
You know what is he?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Oh, dude, Oh here it is?

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Reverend Robert Turner from Baltimore walks forty three miles each
month to Washington, d C. To honor the black community
and call for reparations.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
That's right, he's asking for reparations, which stupid, but okay, whatever, hokahs, hokahs,
what about him?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I bought another pair yesterday, my third pair of this
yeahs much believer. Well, there was the one that I
did for the walk. The pairs right, and we're gonna
put those in a glass case. Then I bought another
pair for Coachella weekends and those are completely trash now.
And then I'm doing that five K with uh with

(40:57):
Jelly Roll, Burke Kreischer and Tom Segura. Yeah, you're going
to Tampa for them. Yeah, And I'm like, I need
another pair? Why you have all these pairs? Well, the
first pair I'm not going to wear ever, you can
forget that. The other pair of ones are trash or
like they got dirty dust, and yeah, they're all messed up.
Put them in the washing machine. This is the washing machine.

(41:18):
I don't do that. Sea Best does that on a deal.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
It's dirt, right. I don't you have your shoe guy,
don't you have? My son even bought one one of
those shoe cleaning kits. Oh yeah, yeah, it's got the
spray in the brush.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Brand new shoes for each event.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah. Well, it's kind of like your partner, Mario, Greg's partner, Mario.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
What did he buy?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
He insists on getting a new shirt for every single event.
You told us that that is true. Yeah, he's so
fresh and clean.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Yeah, gotta be it.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
But I mean it's not like he's getting it on Amazon.
He'll go out and spend and then a ton of
money on.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Balls because you know, you got to have new shoes.
This shirt doesn't look good with my old jeans. So
you get it, Greg, I kind of get it. But
the shoe thing, I don't you have eight thousand pairs
of shoes. You don't need a new pair just to
do a five K? Yeah, five K big deal now
is nothing easy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
But and you don't need you don't even need hookas
for a five K you could do those in a
pair of like old school converts would be fine.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
What about your mindset about hookahs? Because I was always
saying they're really not that ugly.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
They're still ugly.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Really well, congratulations on the employee of the bank. You
very very very impressive. Forty one miles had to be done.
Thanks Greg, I thought about you. There was a story
this Alaska Airlines flight going from LA to Cancun. You
know your parents ever say I will turn this.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Car around all the time.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Well, that's what the pilot threatened to do after a
passenger was vaping in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Oh yeah, I've never done that.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
The pilot addressed the cabin after detecting smokes during the
reminding passengers that's smoking, vaping and chewing tobacco. Oh I
didn't realize chewing tobacco was against the rules.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yea, how does that harm anyone else?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
It's a questions, A great question. Maybe because people were
spinning at place. It's the reason that Disney does not
sell chewing gun.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
I wonder if you can zin on the plane.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I don't know you probably then why couldn't you do
chewing tobacco?

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yeah? It's so bad?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Yeah, it's like, hey, man, federal offense. I will turn
this plane around. He actually said, I will turn the
plane around.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
That's why I won't vape on a plane.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, you want to be that.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
I don't want to risk going to prison.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Well, no, it's a civil violation. It's not necessarily a
criminal offense. But I mean you can get some FAA
penalties and I'm not sure wouldn't what that means?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah, yeah, But and then also going back to the tobacco,
you can actually smell that stuff, like the zins you
can't smell zen.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Oh did you see the We're going on a Disney
cruise that's classy carnival cruises, and buddy of mine just
did one.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Well, I said, I'm surprised you're going on a carnival cruise.
He goes, well, it's one of their newest ships. Okay,
and he had like a certain you know, room category
or whatever. He goes, I'm gonna give it a shot,
and he said he had a really good time.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah, okay, So there there is one ship that I
would be willing to go on.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Is the Panorama.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I want to go on out Let me see which
one he went on. But I'm like, you're carnival cruising.
You kept seeing the videos like dog, I had.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
A great time. They're a good weekend. Yeah, like he
did like a seven ninth then all right, well long,
yeah brave.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
He goes had a blast.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
It was a great spending time with the kids and
the wife actually playing game instead of them being in
the rooms and the iPads.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
The main dining sucked balls. We went once. The other
places were good though. They had an Emeralds place open
all day really with authentic Louisiana food that tasted just
like it.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
I liked.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
All the bars had entertainment in them. The hamburgers are
from Guy Triple D Yeah, and they were really good
tastes like a smash burger. This is their biggest ship,
so didn't feel like it was crowded even though there
were six thousand people. I put this ship up there
with icon of the Seas Royal Caribbean. Of course, I
was drunk most of the time, so maybe I was
drunk and happy all week long. If it was a

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regular carnival cruise, no way would I get on it.
They had a cool roller coaster ride on the top
deck that was fun, and I kept running into listeners
taking photos. It felt like an appearance at some parts
of the ship.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, oh yeah, I said, wait Carnival and he goes.
My daughter wanted to party, and all the other ships
she felt didn't have sixteen year olds on them my
first time in fourteen years. Yeah, like Carnival. It's like
from the Five Starships.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Anyway, so this new thing, this new Carnival story where
there was this giant throat. It was after everybody got
off the boat and you know where you pick up
your if you've been on a cruise, they put you
off the into the port where they pick up all
the bags and stuff, and there's this big fight that
broke out and all these people are kicking each other's asses,

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a full on brawl.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
That's how you leave the cruise.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
I don't like that tracks yeah Carnival, but I kind
of feel like I would probably have a good time
because Spirit. Everything I heard about Spirit before I ever
flew them, Yeah, was the same way I heard about
buzzballs and ramens and fights and people are pooping and
all these crazy things, which part of was like, all right,
look they're going direct. I'll take it for the entertainment

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by open Yeah, you never seen it. I've had nothing
but a great experience on Spirits and maybe it'd be
the same thing with Carnival.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I've been on a few. Yeah, yeah, I didn't have any.
And again, I'm willing to go on the Panorama ship.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
That was Okay, you hear that, Carnival. He's will willing.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'm willing to give it, give it another shot.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
That's very generous of you.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yeah, all right, eight forty four Woodie. We're looking forward
to that Disney Alaska cruise though, yeah, oh yeah, now that,
and we're gonna be given away some trips that you
could take. Eight Disney Alaska Cruise as well. We're going
on the Disney Wonder, which is a ship I've been
on before. Same and it's it's cool, man.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I mean all that.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I've been on a few of the Disney ships, and
I mean they're all awesome. Now, Disney cruises don't miss no,
they do it up right, even Greg. I know you
don't want to be around a lot of kids, right,
but there adults on the area.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, I saw that, and the food is top notch.
It is the best time.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
A lot of adults only areas ours, lounges, things like that.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I've admitted too, and it sounds so embarrassing, but I'm
so into scenery, you know, Alaska. What could be more scenic?
I know, not.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Show you know.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Speaking of Menace walking, yes, in April, we've been waiting
to see here at the end of the month. How
many steps did Menace take for the month of April?
According to his his app, Yes, so I know, just
for the walk itself, it was one hundred and four thousand.

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That was over one hundred thousand steps and about in
one day. In one day, so for the hotal for
the month of April, how many steps you guys want.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
To guess real quick or no?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Just give us the number? Okay?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
The number is three three hundred and sixty two thousand,
six hundred and seven. Well, between two weekends of Coachella
stage coach the walk steps.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah, it's a it's a lot of walking. Three hundred thousand. Now,
how much should you lose any weight from that?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I say, like for the month? Are you down or
are you down? I'm down probably like three pounds?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'd be bummed. Thirty Wow, that's only
a pound per one hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Steps and I haven't even like eight like.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Crazy or anything. Yeah, it probably just plateau and what
happened to you?

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yeah? No, Gina grad what are the trending news headlines?

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Yeah, well, Catholic Church fans should mark their calendars because
the Vatican has officially set May seventh as the start
date for the next Pope. Drafty, that's the conclave choosing
the new leader of the Catholic Church. So here's how
it works. Only cardinals under the age of eighty get
to vote. Agis that's about one hundred and thirty five

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dudes in the red hats right now. They're gonna do
one final public Mass and then it's off to the
Sistine Chapel where they take their valve secrecy. No one
sees them until the white smoke comes out of that
chimney and we get the new pope. So for reference,
the last two conclaves that was twenty and five and
twenty thirteen both wrapped up in just about two days.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Oh was that it?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah talking, I said, remember like after Pope John Paul,
the second dive, like it was a long drawn I remember,
they're like black smoke again.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Oh yeah, right again, and then you wait for that
white smoke. I watched the conclave because I got something.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, super boring, right, I wonder.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
You regret the pay per view.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
You know, I don't know officially how it works, Like
is the person that they nominate gonna be in those
meetings versus some random outside of.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
It's gonna be one of the cardinals. It's one of
the cardinals, right right, you know in there.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
But that's funny because I always think of it, like
how do you pick the next Dalai Lama? It's like, oh,
it's some eight year old and like a random country.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I'm just saying like, but in the within the meetings,
so the person that so they're trying to like are
they trying to make a statement like why they should
be or are yeah, are they just trying to downplay like, oh,
I don't really want.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
To be In the movie, it was like basically like
there's a lot of buzz about this cardinal and then
he says, oh, no, I don't want to be the poet.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
He really does.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
I'm not worthy to be humble. You have to be
super humble and not want to this is political, and
then you have to get a two thirds vote.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I believe you can't go for yourself.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
But God knows if you're lying about being humbled, right exactly,
if you're just pretending right.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
But this is actually something that could make things a
little more interesting. Pope Francis brought in a bunch of
cardinals from places that had never had when, like Mongolia, Papua,
New Guinea, Molly so the next pit.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, much diversity, so much diversity.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Well, Amazon thought about showing customers how much Trump's new
tariffs on Chinese goods would add prices to its discount store.
Are you guysamiliar with Amazon haul? No, it's like the
discount discount portion. Well, the news got out of this
ideas you haul?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Yeah, Amazon, I thought it was like a place like
a food hall.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Nor like h U l okay, Like hey, gus, check.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Out my hall. You know how they do that on
the music.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
So, Trump, not happy about this, called this a political move.
Amazon then said it was just an idea.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
We weren't really going.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
To do it. Do it?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Well, no, they backed off, But this situation got people
talking about weather companies really should be more open about
how tariffs affect prices. Since some stores like SIAN and TMU.
They're already showing what the extra costs are.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
The more information the better.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I think like Greg's idea of if you really want
to see how much you're paying taxes forget your pay
your paycheck or your pay slip like you should for
the next year.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
You get your gross check.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, and then you have to physically write a check
for the amount to the state to federal government. Yeah,
to really make people roise how much they're already paying
before they start voting for for more for more stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, you would have diarrhea. But that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
It's like, what what does the administration really care?

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Yeah, you want to get plain.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Look, everything's political.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Yeah, but I just wonder what the push they don't
want to give blamed. Yeah, but we already know. Well,
Jack in the Box is cleaning house, possibly saying audios
to Del Taco. Jack just announced Yep, I'll explain it.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
That's why they bought him.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Yeah, they owned it to sell it. I don't think
they're closing it.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Oh, well, here's selling.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Jack in the Box or they're closing Jack in the
Box location.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
A bunch of them one hundred and fifty to two
hundred underperforming restaurants, with up to one hundred and twenty
closing by the end of next year. Also on that
chopping block, Del Taco, which Jack bought for five hundred
and eighty five million bucks three years ago. The CEO,
you know, the guy with the ping pong ball head that.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Is the CEO, is the actual CEO, the actual CEO.
He says.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
It's all part of a corporate glow up called Jack
on Track. He wants to simplify things, cut costs, go
asset light, which translates basically to we're trying to make
money with fewer headaches. So yeah, of course you were Jacks.
Possibly no Del Taco, same amount of diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
No, they're going to sell DELK. Del Taco is successful,
but it better because they're going to get out of
the Del Taco business right right. Somebody else will buy
it and they'll operate. They're not going to close those.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
The chicken saft tacos are too good and the burgers
are too good.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
We can't just say.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Goodbye to those ups laying off twenty thousand people and
shut down seventy three facilities by the middle of next year.
Now that they're scaling back on working with Amazon, even
though Amazon is their biggest customer. UPS leadership basically says
they're kind of over this relationship since they're just not
making that much money. It's actually hurting their bottom line.

(53:41):
So they cut a new deal to handle less than
half the Amazon packages by the end of next year.
But don't worry. Don't worry about the UPS. They'll be okay.
They're still doing pretty well. They pulled in over a
billion dollars in profits less profits rather last quarter and
beat Wall Street's expectations. They're still being cautious, sticking with
eighty nine billion dollar forecast for next year. But yeah,

(54:03):
profits up, but twenty thousand workers will get kicked out.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
It does suck because when I go into the UPS
store and I'm trying to just like mail something out,
They're always dealing with some kind of Amazon drop of
like somebody trying to do a return and they're not
getting it right, and I, like, I have to sit
through them arguing just something I want stuff? You wanted
to mail something out? A little advice for the UPS
store make them less dumpy. They always look like they

(54:26):
just moved in. It's always a mess. Super expensive very expensive.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
H just disorderly. Yeah, I saw a dude there getting
his passport photo taken. Some guy from behind the counter
just walked out into the main part of the building,
took a piece of Scotch tape, taped a black piece
of paper to the walls. Stand in front of this.
It was so janky. Yeah, those doors are nice. Oh yeah,
those are always clean.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Well yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Right, you need to be.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Jordan Hudson shared a semi juicy email from her boyfriend
Bill Belichick in response to the media's focus on him
at emitting his past mistakes in his new book, The
Art of Winning Lessons from My Life in Football. In
the email back from April tenth, Belichick said he was
frustrated that the media highlighted his ifed up quote, which
overshadows the bigger themes of the book, like leadership. He

(55:15):
says the book is meant to showcase lessons from his
fifty year NFL career and leadership journey, not to serve
as a quote bathroom book focusing on his mistakes.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Well, he was talking about one mistake he made in
a Super Bowl, and that's what's getting a lot of
intention because that's getting Bill Belichick's always been known as
the genius right defensive guy, and he's going to figure
out how to take away your best asset and that's
how he's going to win. So yeah, but like him
making an admission about how he f something up, it's
going to be a big headline everybody. I'm really tired
of hearing about the relationship. I'm already over that.

Speaker 8 (55:47):
Well, Jordan Hudson's tired of talking about it because.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
I only want to know her name.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Can somebody get the men in black flashy thing and
we can all just forget that she exists.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Well, yeah, this all comes on the heels of that
CBS Sunday Morning interview where she chimed in saying they
weren't going to answer any questions about the relationship, and uh,
this is kind of freaking out some people in Belichick's camp,
also the unc crowd, and uh, they think she has
a little too much sway in his personal and professional life.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Course, all women have that kind of control.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
All the yoka just do. Welcome to the world.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
That's how it works.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Thank you, Ji, You got it all right. We got
some more woody show coming up next. Hang up coming
up next to the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (56:23):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like oh yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
It looks so much bigger or something much darker. Shot
a bit flip The Woody Show back.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
In the bit, who am I The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
So Starbucks just opened its first ever three D printed store.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
That was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
What in Brownsville, Texas? It's drived through only the whole
building was made by this giant robot arm that squirted
out layers of concrete like it was frost on a cake.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
It's pretty cool. I watched a video. It looks likes
of pipes basically. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
The company is testing this new method to see if
they could pump out stores faster, cheaper, and with fewer
humans involved.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
They're building them like crazy, do we need more Starbucks store?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
And right now it's it's still more expensive than building
the old school way. It's not cheaper, but it could
help deal with labor shortages and speed things up down
the line.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
Yeah, its own.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
We used to work on a street where you kids
sit in Starbucks and look across the street and see
another Starbucks.

Speaker 10 (57:33):
Yeah, oh yeah crazy.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yeah, yep, it was awesome.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
Yeah, there was that one.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
When we worked in San Francisco, right down the street
from the radio station, there was a Starbucks on three
out of the four corners of this intersection, the same
exact and literally that's not even an exaggeration. One here
on this corner right across the street, another one you
make a left right across the street. There was one
corner that didn't have a Starbucks, and we always wondered, how, yeah,

(57:58):
do they all stay?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
And they were always my street. But that's the thing.
Aren't they competing with each other?

Speaker 6 (58:04):
I mean, why they're not franchised? Right?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Starbucks is all corporate owned stores, I believe. So it's
got to be because there's no way like, Okay, so
I want to own a Starbucks franchise, I want to
have a franchise location. I don't think there's no way
that I, as a person who owns a franchise, I'm
gonna buy into something like that. Knowing that they could
put a store literally across the street from mine.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I think the ones in the grocery stores are not
like official.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Well, apparently you cannot directly franchise the store.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
I didn't think so, yeah, yeah there was. It wouldn't
make any sense with how how close together they are.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Are, to standalone Starbucks next to my grocery store and
to Starbucks in that.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Store, a little shop in shop. I support it. I
go to because I think I'm a legal millionaire for
some reason. I go to Starbucks almost every day. Really yeah, really,
I mean it's my grocery store. Starbucks inside literally out
in the parking lot used to be a Macaroni girl.
They leveled it and they build a Starbucks in the
arking lot up the grocery store where there's a Starbucks

(59:02):
in the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
A lot of times when they have like Starbucks on
all the corners like that, it's because it's difficult to
get too from a different direction it was, and they
want to make them super convenient to.

Speaker 10 (59:11):
Just like turn into.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
I'm saying in this case, it wasn't at all every corner,
and it wasn't. It's not hard to get around. It's
just a city. It was like a downtown city area.
So literally you just wait for the light and you
cross over and there's another one. Wait for the other
light crossover, there's the third.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh weird. I love Starbucks, but if I'm in an
area that has a Dutch Bros or a Cosmics. I'm
going there all day. The only thing about Dutch Bros Though,
they just don't have enough food. They have these things
called muffin tops. But that's it. Yeah, yeah, they need
more food. What about the stumps?

Speaker 6 (59:46):
Jerry.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
If I'm in an area that has a Dutch Bros,
I'll go to Dutch Bros. Get the coffee, and then
I'll go to Starbucks down the street and get the
food there and go pro tip for Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. On a Wednesday morning. It's the
final day of April. It's April thirtieth, twenty five. I'm Moady.
That's Greg Gorey.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Good morning Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Hi, he's our social media director. Finds follow us on
social media activity show. There is Genograt, Good morning Sea Bass,
Sammy Morgan, We got Bored, We got Menji. Yes, we
will be doing a get to know Menji segment at
some point at Yeah. People are like, wait a minute,
We've let them get up to speed and everything. It's
a lot uh to learn and get caught up on whatever.

(01:00:43):
When you're working under the thumb of Bort' very he's
very demanded dictatorship is Yeah, he runs a very tight ship.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Tye, what did you say?

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
I just asked for people to be confident.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Yeah, just come in there and be confident, don't be Yeah,
we got to Vaughan, who is here our video producer.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Text over
to two two nine eight seven. We have today's holiday,
Honesty Day, and so in honor of honesty Day, we
have a round of Gina grad school and she's going

(01:01:17):
to teach us how to beat a lie detector test?

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Yet can it be done?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I don't really understand the ins and outs of the
light detector. I just know that a lot of times
it's not admissible for whatever. But like how you could
beat it? I guess we'll learn.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I guess you never did that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I've seen them using it on those crime documentaries and
they seem to take forever. So all right, we got
that for you and a new Redneck News The.

Speaker 14 (01:01:40):
Wood You show if you've got more dogs than take
that free Big News and today's Redneck News.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
This is from Florida, where you got this fifty one
year old fellow John Connington who went to apply for
a job at a molding supply store.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
Okay, sure, whatever that is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
But thanks to his lengthy criminal history and the fact
that he's a registered sex offender, he was not offered
an interview. They passed, so to show his displeasure, he
started throwing bottles of his own pea, which he just
so happened to have on him, you know, like all
normal people do.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
It soaked some of the merchandise.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Some of it landed on one of the employees, and
so they went and called the cops.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
John took off on foot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
The employee who got pee on them chased after John,
but then backed off. What According to the report, he
threatened him with a raised skateboard. All right, greg, a
fifty one year old man with a skateboard.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
How cool, that's his mode of transport. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
He was arrested and taking the jail, charged with felony, battery,
criminal mischief, and aggravated assault.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Oh oh sure, Yeah, that's fancy hair.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
He looks like you think that's fancy air fancy, but
it's like, I don't know, shovel floppy.

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
I mean, he looks young for fifty one.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
You just got busy throwing his p around.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
You don't know that pe on his face.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
He rolls around on a long board.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Skateboard for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
In flip Flops.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
From Florida, fifty one year old John Connington, who threw
his pee and threatened to use a skateboard as a
weapon after getting denied a job.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Interview.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Now, and that is today's red Nick. We're gonna take
a quick break, and then Gina's grad school. Oh yeah,
all right, hopefully you'll never need it. All right, welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Fight. Yeah, you see it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
On TV a lot or in movies. Yeah, they'll hook
somebody up to a light detector test. Yeah, the polygraph
test is technically what it's called. But then in real life,
none of that is admissible in court.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Correct, Well, in about half.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
The states it is, and it can also it can
also mess with your like probation plea deals.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I mean they people do use it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Really, okay, because I was on the impression that it
was only in the movie.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
Generally they're not.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
I think there's I mean I looked it up and
it says half the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
State still use them.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Yeah, it's what you can use it your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
You say, no, man, cross my heart, hope to die well,
you will take a lot of detector test. I've never
said like unless it's the cops or whatever. We've tried
to do it a couple of times here on the show,
and I feel like the guys who do these uh
polygraph tests, they're as reliable as roofers and pool guys
and you know these other kind.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Of like uh, you know drifters. Oh yeah, because like
I don't know, they seem they have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
It that they seem very noncommittal in what way, like
trying to get a contractor to your house.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Right right, basically get them in. It's hard to nail to.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Get them to call you back. Yeah, it's hard. It's
hard to nail them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
They hand money and they try to sell you amway.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Oh no, but anyway, in honor of honesty day, Gina
grad and a round of Gina grad School and she's
going to tell us just in case and hopefully you're
never going to need this information for your life, but
how to beat a lie detector test?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Yeah, and this is.

Speaker 8 (01:05:13):
For entertainment purposes only, am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Everybody sure?

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Entertainment not suggesting you out and try to trick anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Yeah, look, if you've murdered somebody and they're going to question,
You're going to put you on her a lot of detector.
This is not for this, This is not for that.
This don't remember, this is just for entertainment. My advice
is legally binding.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Yeah, Well, if you're going to dive into this world,
I want to make sure that you know what you're doing.
You know how they work, and how to even spot
a liar yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Everybody, So, what is a polygraph?

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
So as what he said is a lie detector machine
first developed in the eighteen hundreds to measure stuff like
heart rates and blood pressure. But in nineteen twenty one,
this other guy created the polygraph that recorded all these
body responses, and then another dude made it portable. I added
a way to measure sweat on the skin, and it

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just kept building and building, so that since then, polygraphs
have been used in police investigations. They've become even more
advanced with computers, but the basic idea is still the same.
It checks how your body reacts when you answer questions
to figure out if you might be lying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Okay, So I would think now with the technology and
stuff that we have, like would in certain areas of
your brain light up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
You know, they say like, oh, well I think that's
a thing now.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Yeah, Like so you don't need because I've seen the
videos of people hooked up to one of them. It
looks like you're getting an EKG. Yeah, all these different things.
Mind graph, It takes a long time.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
Right, Well, here's what the machine tracks your blood pressure,
your heart rate, your breathing rate, and now how much
you sweat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Sweat. Yeah, so the polygraph always be found guilty. Though
it doesn't.

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
Directly detect lies, it looks for changes in those bodily
responses that might suggest you're not being super honest. And Greg,
remember the other day we talked about beta blockers. Yes,
I was like, yeah, I think people sometimes use those
for polygraph machines. Well, that's because those slow down your
heart rate and lower your blood pressure by blocking the
effect of stress hormones. Because I've heard like stories of

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like on dateline, like people take a beta blocker and
then go, you know, into the courtroom and be a
witness or whatever. So commonly used to treat high blood
pressure and heart problems and anxiety. So when it comes
to polygraph tests, those beta blockers will.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Just kind of like slow the heart rate and lower
the blood pressure.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Again, not suggesting it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Just letting you know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
I'm putting together a shopping list. Do you get beta blockers?
I mean that prescription.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
I don't think i've heard fas like drugstore talking about them.
They do them to like get through interviews when they
have to do like a ton of So you don't
think you think they're available in stores? Like what would
be what's an example of a beta blocker?

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
I see them like on like infomercials.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Beta blockers drug beta blockers are prescription meds.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
We can only be obtained with the doctor's note boo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Or behind the doctor who's behind the dumpster rere.

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Gina goes, yeah, that's why I thought anyone could get
She got the plug.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
So here's some ways if you ever end up facing
a polygraph, one could possibly get out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Of it again.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
Entertainment purposes only, so answer questions vaguely and only use
yes or no answers. Please resist the urge to explain
your answers go into details. Be nice, be polite, but
do not offer any more information than is absolutely not necessary,
because that's how they get you. People talk themselves right
into a confession. Respond firmly and without hesitation, because, like

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any liar, if you take too long, it looks like
you're trying to come up with an answer.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
But isn't that what all the lawyers do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Like the lawyers will sit there and they take these
big long because they're trying to look thoughtful right before
they say the next thing, right, and they'll take these
big long pauses. So if it's good enough for the lawyers,
why wouldn't it be good enough for someone Because they're not.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
Hooked up to something that's detecting how much they're sweating.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
That's probably why.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Yeah, But I'm thinking, like, if you want to make
sure that you're giving you sometimes I'll misremember or Greg
will misremember certain details. You're being you're being asked about
whatever it is. You want to make sure that you
have whatever you're about to say correct, right, and you
take these you know, these breaks. So it's not without hesitation.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Okay, So let's try it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
So, uh, what do you where were you last night
at six pm?

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
I was in bed already lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Okay, Wow, So there was no pause, there, no correct
You didn't need it. That's an easy question.

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
But that's what I'm saying, that's what they might be
asking you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Three weeks ago on Thursday, where were you at two
pm on April first?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
April first, So so that was the day that menace
was walking. See what I was doing that day? I
was most likely napping.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
Most likely most likely interesting. Now this is where it
it's really interesting. Sometimes they suggest you should sneak some
white lies into the control questions to throw it off.
This is crazy. So the control questions are the ones
like what's your name? Da da, And those are the

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basic ones that are meant to establish the baseline, so
they know how your body reacts to the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
So some might.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Suggest do your best to appear honest, but make little mistakes.
So for example, ask me uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Ask me is it? Uh? What day is it today?

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Today is Saturday. I'm not done Saturday. Oh no, sorry, sorry,
I forgot It's not Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I was thinking of something else.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
I wouldn't that be going crazy on the machine like
lie lie lie.

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
But that's no one because this is the base points.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
So later when you go to do the real questions,
this is how they think you react, even when you're
telling me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Thank you, Sam polygraph minister, or say Okay, let's do that.
Take that from the top.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
They ask me, ask me, was I this is? I wasn't,
but uh, okay, asked me if I was born in Portland?

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Orgon, were you born in Portland, Oregon?

Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
No, so technically I was born in a suburb, so
I mean yes, I guess yes. And now the thing's like, well, wait,
is she lying? Is she not lying? Throwing off exactly
so you can mess with the baseline allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
It's like, Sammy, were you born in Boston?

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
Well you can also think of I don't know, what
is weird of such a from We'll go to see
how close I was to Springfield to know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Exactly I'm closer to Springfield?

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Is this your way of flirting?

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Getting to know something such a hard I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Saying, is this like your way of like putting a
frog in someone's Lunchtil?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Did this come from a map?

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
But it's everyone else who says Boston.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
I don't you know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I knew you're from Massachusetts. I just assumed Boston because
of all the sports stuff, like the Patriots England.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
I know, but that's how associated in my me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Is there any other cities in Massachusetts?

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Is there me is what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Major cities, No, Boston is the major city.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Dorchester, yeah, oh Dolchester. Yeah, this is a genus grad school.
We're all learning how to beat a light detector test.
We're trying, we're trying.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
You can also think of something stressful when you're telling
the truth. Now what this is more to your point,
So you could also potentially change the results by of
the test by doing the opposite thing. So think of
something embarrassing or scary while you're answering heart rate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Butterflies and toilet paper are.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
Some people have been known to put a t This
is so insane. We've all heard this put attack in
their shoes, so whenever they tell.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
The truth, they poke it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
I've always heard that your stress goes up, so they're like, well,
which is it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
I've also heard hardcore clench your butt like do keygels.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
I'm glad you mention that greg that is in here,
so you can clench your sphincter.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
While answering the questions.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
It sounds crazy, yes, but clenching your butt while you're trying,
like you're trying to like hold in a poop, will
raise your blood pressure and possibly make you sweat more,
and since a polygraph measures both of those things, you
technically could mess with the machine that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Where did you learn that? I don't remember some I'd
never heard that before, like two days ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Probably some when he went to lying lying college detect school?

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Did you also learned you could cut a hole in
your pocket and put a pair of tweezers in there
and then pluck to make yourself like.

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Ah, yeah, really good ideas you guys tweez me don't
admit to anything relevant. So no matter what the lions
on the chart look like, nothing is more damaging than
your outright confession.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
The polygrapher will.

Speaker 8 (01:13:52):
Most likely try to convince you that they're seeing something
crazy on your test, even if they're not. So two
can play at the lying game, apparently. And also this
is one of the countries, like I don't think the
UK or I don't think England, you can, but this
is one of the countries where cops can lie to
the suspect be like, you know, we have y'all, we
have your red sweatshirt at the scene. You're like you do,

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but they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
But I thought I took that away from the.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
This is more than I've ever heard her understood before
about this whole thing and all the different No wonder
they don't want these things admissible.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
To beat up arbitrary, Yeah, because back in the day so.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Easy to like contaminate the.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
Test well, And that's the thing that's like, back in
the day they thought this was revolutionary because it was like,
you're not just like going on a hunch. You can
really test their heart palpitations. But now we're starting to
catch on and you want to maintain an even breathing
rate the entire time. That way, you're minimizing your body's
reaction that the machine is measuring. You could even mess

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with the test more by accelerating your breathing whenever you're
asked one of those baseline questions, once again messing with
the baseline questions that way, they have a baseline that's
similar to when you're actually lying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
So there are a lot of ways to do this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
It's so much more difficult to lie, right because you've
got to keep story straight.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
You got to keep that have a great memory.

Speaker 8 (01:15:13):
But taxiing is shoes, yeah, beta blockers.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
I mean, I guess if you're facing life in prison,
you might give it a shot, I know a city
you were born in, but just a basic but just basic.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Day to day life.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
You know these people that go out of their way
to lie about remember the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
But I agree to it if you're guilty, but then
to try to.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
Maybe prove that you because all the investigators always say
you're looked at way stronger when you refuse a polograph test.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
They don't like.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
That might lead to a confession before it even goes
to courts. So it doesn't matter if it's admissible per se,
because you might do the lie detective test, then the
cops and the entireation room say, look, Gina, we know
you weren't honest based on this book, and then you
might say back, okay, you're right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Yeah, you're right, and that it's a two way street.
So we've talked about how we can potentially beat this test,
but let's shift gears to something that I'm sure more
of us deal with on.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
A day to day basis.

Speaker 8 (01:16:18):
That's how to spot a liar in everyday situations because
this is probably more common, hopefully for our listener base.
So you're gonna want to look for you. Now we're
going to go back to that baseline behavior. Look for
changes in that baseline behavior. So if somebody suddenly fidgety
or like gets really frozen or avoids eye contact, make
a note of that. People don't like to look you

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in the eye when they're lying.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Watch for now.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
Remember the show Lie to Me that was all about
micro expressions and kind of got debunked, but I was
obsessed with it. Watch for micro expressions and facial cues.
I love these. So these are like little flashes of
emotion that don't match what someone's saying. So like and
again you'll see this on all over twenty twenty dateline.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
The whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
Someone might say like they never cheated on their spouse,
but they're like slightly nodding when they say, like I
would never do that. Yeah, you just arel on yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:10):
Listen for verbal cues and story inconsistencies because liars often
repeat questions to buy time. And I've seen this a
thousand times, like that they are buying time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Kids are like so obvious, where was it was like yesterday? Yesterday?

Speaker 10 (01:17:28):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
It's my favorite? Yeah, okay, you know exactly what I mean.
It was a very straightforward question.

Speaker 8 (01:17:33):
Yep, we you know, we both know what we both
mean exactly. Notice changes in voice and speech patterns. Stress
from lying can cause a person to change their pitch,
which is my favorite speed volume.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
They start shouting for no reason.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
They might speak faster, slower, and so like if you
go see someone in like a production, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
You guys probably do this a lot when you go
see your friends and musicals.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Yes, yes, and it sucks and you're like, how is
it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
The music?

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
You're good?

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
So watch out for that. They're lying as Larry David,
yes exactly. Ask unexpected or probing questions. Throwing in questions
out of order, or asking about a detail can catch
a liar off guard. If their story falls apart under pressure,
they struggle to answer, make a note of it because
they have. When you're memorizing a lie, you're often memorizing

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it like a script. So if you also went out
of order, they start to panic and flail and freak out,
and it's really.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Fun to watch them.

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
So just remember, no single sign is a proof of lying,
but a combination of these can be pretty telling, and
for entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
I hope you all beat your life.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Oh yeah, did you read somewhere that you had to
say that, like, is there something that would you keep
you on the hook if you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
Said every single website, chat, GBT everything I went to.
That was a big fold letters with the asterisk because
the WHOI Show doesn't want to be on the hook
for this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Yeah, we don't want to help anybody really truly get
away with murder that you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, so if you murder, yeah right, helping Yeah, that's
on you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Well, there's a Gina's grad School how to beat a
lot of techer tests if you kind of tuned in
the middle of that, of course, will be on today's podcast.
You can find that on the podcast platform of your
choice or just by hitting up the woodieshow dot com
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Speaker 6 (01:19:19):
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Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
We have trash Day, not trash weed.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
It's not every once in a while that they leave
it out for an extra day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
A fun one out of Florida where the cops arrested
this sixty three year old guy. He looks a lot
like uh Mike from Breaking Bad and better call Saul
arm shroud.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Yeah, hold on, oh, Mike Rule Jonathan Banks.

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
Oh, he looks just like he looks like across from you,
having Terry Bradshaw A Bradshaw.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Yeah, it kind of looks like I think it's just
the coloring.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
Or Peter Gabriel.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
If if Mike from Breaking Bad had a goatee like that,
that's what he looked like. Anyway, this is the dude
who is nude. Now, his name's Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Okay, guy, you don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
To see that.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
I don't need to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
He tried to break into a neighbor's house dong out
buck naked. He was yelling through the window demanding to
be let in. The woman inside called nine to one
one after hearing what sounded like a knife scraping against
the front door, and when the officers arrived, there was
Matt just casually strolling away from the scene, still completely nude.

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Oh and it turned out that he is the next
door neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Oh good next door want According.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
To Matt's very lucky wife, who had no idea he'd
even left the house, he had been drinking and he's
on psych meds or he's not. He was arrested, charged
with attempted burglary, exposing his junk, and just generally being
naked in a minute. So hopefully he'll remember his clothes
when he goes to court. Next month is when he's
supposed to be in court. Here's a little clip from

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the officer's body came of these.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
What's going on, bro to talk to you?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
You're walking around the street. He's like, yeah, man, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
I mean, I've been drunk and gotten off on the
wrong floor in my apartment building.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Yeah, but all the floors look the same. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Yeah, you just got off of the wrong floor. What's
the door that you thought was yours?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
And the door was open?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
And then I go and then there was a table missing.
I'm like, I get robbed. And then somebody was singing
in their kitchen. I'm like, I'm in the wrong apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Yeah, phones are open eight seven seven forty four wood.
All right, Welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday morning. It's
April thirty if last day of the month. Good yeah, yeah, payday, Greg.
Oh that's right, Happy pay day, Sweet, Happy payday, Greg.
Be excited. Today's world stationary Day what are you more

(01:21:59):
excited about the fact that's Payday or World Stationary Day?

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Probably pay Day. The last time I bought Stationary I
can't even remember. I think I just bought some generic
thank you cards.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you this Stationary is getting smaller
and smaller with all their sections and stores.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I don't know how much people care. Yeah, not much. Small.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
It's International Guide Dog Day. It's an International jizz Day. Sorry,
jazz Day. I read that wrong. Sorry, It's hairstyle Appreciation Day.
It's mister potato Head Day, National Adopted Shelter pat Day,
which is what Menace has been saying. Yeah, always, yeah,
get yourself a shelter pet. National Raisin Day is today.

(01:22:40):
Oh we're talking about we're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
About yeah, PNEs plums and what did you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Say Greg about plums? This is off the air. He
thought there were kind of white trash.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
So white trash.

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
It's a white trash.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Plums are a white trash fruit, totally. I don't know
where I grew up.

Speaker 6 (01:22:59):
There were just like a random tree on some crappy
road and it would be a plump tree just out
of the almost like a weed, and then kids would
just pick him an idiom on the walking home from school,
and I thought, that's I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
It's just white trash delicious.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Okay, and I've never had one National oatmeal cookie Day.
Medicine tells what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah. Actor Jeremy Renner Jermy Germany has a book call
coming out called Next Breath, and of course he talks
about getting is it ran over or run over by snowplows?

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
Run over? Run over? I would say ran.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
In the article it said run over, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
He got run over by, but he he was ran
over by a snowplou ruder. Okay, well, yeah, is that
your frame of reference and what's correct.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
And what's not.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
To give you an example.

Speaker 15 (01:23:56):
Elmo and Patsy, but either way, yeah, he of course
talks about his accident and how he hurt his bones
cracking and his left eye moved over where he could
see his right eye overall broke thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
So shout out to that. Check out that book, Next Breath.
Next Breath available in stores. Also, Northwest is now taller
than her mom Kim Kardashian, who is five to two
and now on now her dad Kanye West, you know
the media, darling, he's five to eight. So I looked

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this up.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
It's another midget.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah, I looked at this up, like how often are
children taller than their parents? And they said only ten
percent of the time that they are taller than their parents.
So ninety percent of the time, you're usually around the
same height as your parents.

Speaker 8 (01:24:51):
Start shrinking too, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
That can't be right in the past hundred years because
the nutrition is so much better.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
No, I mean everyone in my fam I mean, what
are your families look like, because all the kids in
my family are shorter than my parents, except for my
brother's an inch taller than my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Well, my son, he has already matched my height and
he is about to turn sixteen, so I would imagine
he's still going to grow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
A little bit more.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Yeah, so's christ He's gonna end up being taller than me.
And he's loving that. By the way, I bet that
he's that tall. Well he's like, huh, yeah, than you are.
Now it's still murdering you exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
She can't tell me what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Yeah, try, but yeah, she's eleven years old and we'll
starve you for fun.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
That tall, that's crazy. Uh, Susan Uh, Susan Sarandon, her
daughter got boom boob shamed, boomed shamed, she got booo shamed. Yeah,
she got shamed in getting breast reduction. After she shared
some photos from her wedding, people started to point out
that her boobs are huge and they sagged way too low, so.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
In her wedding photos.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
In photos, Oh so she got she got shamed into
getting a breast reduction, not shamed for having a breath.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
No, okay, so oh yeah, when she shared her wedding photos,
people had a lot of comments about our boobs. So
she got a reduction and then got a lift.

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
Yeah I did that. She should have just chose a
different dress. That dress is just not helping.

Speaker 9 (01:26:12):
The she had like a strapless sweet part.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
So Gina grad had a breast reduction And were you
medically necessary or just like you were just tired of
dealing with Let.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Me put it this way.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
You know how insurance usually fights you at tooth and
nail not to pay for anything. I had one consultation, like, girl,
we got this, we will take care of this girl.

Speaker 9 (01:26:31):
So insurance paid for that, but the lift.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Comes with it. Otherwise you'd be screwed.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Yeah, but like what kind of problem? Just like back pain?

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Yeah, I mean they're huge.

Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
It just was I mean, yeah, they just deemed it
medically necessary, which.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Rule I love to like, you know what, we got
to figure out a way to get this thing reduced.

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
Yeah, we don't get me wrong. The silhouette was banging,
but it wasn't good for anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
You always say most people don't have the hair they want.
Do you think most women don't have the boobs they want?

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
I don't know, because what I try to tell people
was bigger does not mean better. There they were good,
don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Were they had a last is it?

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
But you just feel like matronly you can't zip stuff
and you have to buy stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
It's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Yeah, I'd love to have to get special pants. I'm
a man of convenience. I think it's more convenient. That's
what I want to do. But I would take the
inconvenience of having the special shop pants.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Well, I guess we're.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
The benefit of massive penis.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
You know she just picked a Yeah. This breastlifting is
pretty common, I guess because Kristen Cavaleri that's how you
say her name. She's from the TV show Lagoon Beach.
She was just at the Stagecoach Musica Festival, which I
actually saw her up close and personal, and she was
in this lace outfit and her boots were really high

(01:27:53):
in big and she does admit on social media that
she did get a breastlift and she's on her second
boo job. Yeah, well she has a boob job.

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
They're gonna yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
They looked incredible. They didn't look like they had they
looked natural, they didn't look like, well, the Susan stranded
daughter thing. Yeah, those are definitely low And.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
The only reason people even know about it is because
she got People magazine to come to her wedding to
do a photo shoot, because you know, she's the daughter
of somebody famous.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
No, she's an actress herself.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Oh really was she in?

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
Because when I look at her, I'm like, oh, she's
in something very She was in the movie was Mandy Moore?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
That Church movie? That's something that you would watch any Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
She was only an episode of Friends. We all know
Sammy's defense.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
She seems like the kind of person who would be
a lot of like Hallmark type movies, right, She's watching
those kind of things all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:28:43):
Is she a new girl?

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
She is, she's a new girl. She works with Schmidt.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Okay, Schmidt, you guys know. Okay, one last thing about
stage Coach, because this story is not going away apparently,
but I was there to witness it. Lana del Rey
was for me, and then she ranly mentions Morgan Wallen.
And so when I was listening to her singing and
she mentions Morgan, waw and I'm like, Morgan Walley, this
is weird. But the song was about how she kissed

(01:29:11):
Morgan Wallen after going ATV ing with him, and Sammy
you said, that's not a big.

Speaker 9 (01:29:16):
Deal because he makes out with everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
But isn't she married, Well, this is before she got married, okay.
And then yeah, so she mentioned it in this song.
The new song is called fifty seven point five. But
she said at this show, that's the only time that
she's gonna mention Morgan Wallen when doing the song live
son and done on that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Okay, Yeah, because remember he got in all that trouble
for making out with everybody in a bar the night
before he was supposed to go on SNL during the
pandemic and then they wouldn't let him go on and
he had like his girlfriend was pregnant.

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
She wasn't there, and then he got in.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
A lot of come who spends this much time with
these people and reading up about it?

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
And then he died.

Speaker 10 (01:29:54):
This was big news.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Morgan Wallen couldn't go on SNL because he was making
out with everybody in a bar during the pandemic.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
That is true, super much. Apparently he was making out
with Lone del Ray and writing ATV.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
So okay, I could I see these, uh these headlines,
you know, these entertainment headlines. Here's another one. Travis Kelsey
has unfollowed Ryan Reynolds on Instagram. Cool, two grown ass
men and if they're following each other on social media.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Yeah, that's the big deals with Blake Lively and Taylor
Swift and now they're all in on the fute.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Yeah, but wow, more people I don't care about.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
But I'm with you. I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
What do he like?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
All entertainment reports have become what is posted on somebody
social media that you see anyways. Yeah, well they make
whole stories around.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:38):
I've always had issues with the actual news being like sources,
same sources on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
That's not news. Yeah, people talking. Yeah, all right. One
last story, Bill Gates, his daughter launched an online fashion brand.
It's called Fia, and it uses AI to help you
figure out what to wear. It also searches forty thousand
websites to help you find different items cheaper. But he
wants to point out that he did not help her

(01:31:07):
fund this company. O, so, like, I don't know, like
I find it. I don't know these weird statements about
I'm not going to leave my kids any money while
he is still leaving them, Like I don't know that
a little bit of money, but like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
The sustainable fashion tech startup. And Bill said that he's
relieved that she didn't ask because he would have felt
the need to micromanage. Instead, he just gave her some
hiring advice center On her way, she found her own
funding through grants and angel investors and some business tips
from heavy hitters like Chris Jenner and Spanks founder Sarah Blakely.

(01:31:38):
Tell your dad, I gave you some Mom Melinda stayed
out of it on purpose. And yeah, it goes along
with that whole thing about how they're not going to
give them any money.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
I mean, you definitely have the benefit that your parents
are the Gates family.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
To anywhere exactly. You might be taking slightly more, sus Well, this.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Is exactly what Andrew Carnegie did, and that's what his
daughter did. She wasn't left any money if she had
to network through.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
Wow, let's just keep telling the story. District und said,
I remember my first day.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Good, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Celebrity birthday is Kirsten Dunce. Mary Jane the Old Spider
Man movies is forty three. Rapper and Kylie Jenner's baby daddy,
Travis Scott is thirty four. Johnny Glecky Leonard on the
Big Bang Theory David and Roseanne. He was also a
Rusty and Chris National Christmas Vacation. He's fifty years old
and he shares a birthday with his Big Bang Theory

(01:32:36):
co star who played Raj Kunal Noyar, who is forty
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(01:32:57):
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Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
Yeah. Like Gina always says, it's less painful to ram
an iud in than to pull a baby out.

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
It's something I've said since I.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
Was what fourteen, I think something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
And the questions for the ladies segment that we have
the other day, somebody said, I will make an argument
that more uncomfortable, more painful than a papsmerror is having
an iud implanted.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
I can't speak to either one, but I will travel
well oh yeah yeah, And then Gina had that stage advice.

Speaker 6 (01:35:55):
Yeah you actually enjoy pap smears.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Oh I've made them every month.

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