FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 1st 2025 Podcast

Gina's Birthday, News Headlines, Trends that are back & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody today. It's Thursday, it's pre Friday.
It's the first day of May. May the first, twenty
twenty five. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey morning.
What menace is here? Hi is our social media direct
Sure you can find this. You can follow us at
the Woody Show. Gina grad it's her birthday today. A birthday, Gina,

(01:10):
thank you? How old are you today?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
You know it's funny every year, No, no, no, every year.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
I have to like calculate.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
But I think I am forty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
You think, yeah, I was one of seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay, so you check out that is correct. I think
I thought we're gonna get I thought we're gonna get
some like kind of like tap dance.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
No, no, she wasn't really going to say how she want.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't care forty seven anything.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't know if i'd be able to that'd be
too that'd be too tight of a wager. What if
somebody said, all right, do you think that Gina grad
cares about her age. She shares a lot of stuff
she is.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I would have bet that you don't reveal it because
I thought that originally said that, or she come up
with like.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
How Greg says, well, I'm twenty nine.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, I do think I know.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
For a fact that I don't know about dudes. But
as a woman, you I know I have been up
for jobs they didn't get because of my age.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Really, yes, I've been told.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
What kind of job radio jobs, radio jobs.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
I've been told face three times, like TV, you're trying
to work at the Tate McCrae station. One TV job
to radio jobs. But you know what, I'm happy to
be here. I can say who I am.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
TV, say my age?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
TV?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I understand, and I had to go older.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm like, damn, you look good for.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
What kind of TV?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Because they have because TV is more of like a
like a visual casting thing.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
But that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
It doesn't They like me, They like all this stuff,
but they didn't like my age. They like my look,
they like my personality. So I'm like, well, what do
you care?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Then?

Speaker 8 (02:39):
Why mentioned the age exactly?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
But again, like being here, I think that like I
just feel more free to becausiness.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
It is, well, yeah, you can do whatever you want
here and then look at us, right, you're probably I
could definitely get this job, no problem. Yeah, because you
know TV, mean, I guess even radio to a certain extent,
because every station has like their target demographic and the
people that is. So if you have a bunch of
people who are thirty years outside of the target demo

(03:08):
or and that's that's that's more an extreme thing, but that's.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
What I'm saying. They liked me until they found out
my age.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
But I mean, here we are to throw back Thursday
and back in the day, like nine o two one
oh all those people were playing teenagers and they were
like although people back then looked way older, there was
that that Instagram thing that keeps going around, like here's
what high school seniors looked like in you know, nineteen
eighty five and then nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Look at the sixties they look.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Like correct, and now I think the style and the
facial hair like that seventies mustache kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And then every woman in a photo from like the
forties fifties they all look like movie stars. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, anyway, happy birthday, Jenigrad. There is Sea Bat. We've
got Sammy, Bort and Menji are here in the Woode
Show production department. We got to our associate producer. Name's
Morgan's here today, Von our video producer. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
today because it's her birthday. Her birthday eulogies as we've had,

(04:13):
as we've always as we've been saying, why wait until
they're dead? Why you get somebody who dies and all
of a sudden, that's when everybody has nice things to
say about the person.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
How you compliment me in every household?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, because people are here to hear it. You know,
why wait until they're dead. They can't Well, if you
believe certain things, I'm sure you. Oh no, they can
hear it.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Okay them?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Some of the news headlines, we'll have the birthdays, the
porn of birthday, all that caught up here this morning
on The Woody Show. For a throwback Thursday. How about
this thing where people are asked what outdated slang words
or terms do you still use on a regular basis,
And looking at the list, these are the ones that
made the list that people in this room, including myself,
are very guilty of. We say word a lot, like oh, word,

(04:59):
like you're so to say, oh, that's hey, uh you
know what time is? What three thirty word? Yeah, sick dude,
that's sick.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Dude's so sick Hella.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I'm not sorry about it.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You still hear it a lot. And I don't even
think like even my my kids will use it.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
They will or will not.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
They will No, I'm not a big hella personally. Yeah, yeah,
I don't mind it. I don't have tight made it
by just someone to say because toat's Greg another Greg
Louise the bomb or saying it's bomb dot com.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
But I'll use that in terms of like.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Food and then and then noise no which again I
think between noise and tight noise I think and Gez Louise,
those are very over the top, sarcastic, tongue in cheek.
Others that made the list gnarly don't really hear that
much anymore. Oh snap stoked once in a while some
of the time, like peace instead of goodbye, calling people cats.

(06:03):
I hate this, Kevin Smith does it. Yeah, I was
talking to those cats the other day. That's well, it's rockability,
home slice, smellulator, fetch. Oh yeah, people say, now we're
cooking with gas.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I say that all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I kind of like it. I kind of like it,
and you know what's funny? Did you say it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And it's only more recent. I don't know where I
picked it up. I heard it and then I'm I
don't I don't know. I just do you ever have
that though? Like you don't know where you pick something
up from? It must have been I say it all
the time, you do.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah, but I think I got it from an episode
of Kids in the Hall.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh yeah, it seems old time.

Speaker 10 (06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh that was a show on Canada and the nineties people.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
As we mentioned, people don't say fleek anymore. We go busting.
Is that still a thing?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I'd never heard anybody talk about it.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, like, oh, that's really because my kids were using
that for a while.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
I thought the weirdest one for a second was wet. Dude,
that's so wet. You say, fire, what are you talking about? No,
but I thought it was weird that was being used.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh fire, I don't mind fire, Fire makes sense.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
He's so fire. Yeah, dude, lit at least.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I don't. I don't use I don't use lit.
But I'm like, dude, if it's something really good, like
a meal or something, Dude, that steak was fire. But
you know you didn't say that ten years ago, right, No,
I didn't, But I mean.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
It's me trick.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, did you say dude in the forties.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, I was saying, I get it.

Speaker 11 (07:38):
I get it if you're what he's kids because they
don't know any but they didn't have a life before
wet and litten fire.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
What he had a life before wet litten fire. So
he doesn't have to start picking it up.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
But if you pick it up.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's like I think, if you, even if you don't
have the accent you moved to the South or you
moved like you will start picking up things. You'll start realizing,
not even really subconsciously picking up like a dialect or an.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Accent, orally find you exactly well, I'm better than that.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Well there's a news break.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Everybody else Hi five see best thinks he's better than something.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
When I'm talking to my British tavor surprises for mondays man,
I call I do call them trolley's and not shopping cars,
because that's that's how I know their brain works.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
But that work ten years ago.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah, well I use it. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie D d U I q LBJ.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Was what president's initials?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Menace?

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Leonard Beatrice Jacobson Menace is the Lyndon B.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Johnson?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Is that ringing bill?

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah? Nowadays? But I was drawing blank. Yeah, yeah, Leonard Jacobson.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
I don't know about Lyndon B. Johnson, but I know
that we be the Woodies show.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, it's a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's May first, twenty twenty five, Grant's birthday, birthday. Yeah,
we got myself, Greg Gory, Menace, Gina grabbed the birthday girl.
Seabats is here. We got Sammy Morgan is here taking
your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie Vonda has
walked through a couple of seconds ago. Dude, you're mega

(09:18):
ripe today.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Walked are you?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Are you the highest that you've been in months? You've
got to be Just buy your smell.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I don't think it's that bad today, dude. It's ripe.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, I mean it's fingering.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I always notice it, but like tell him, like oh wow,
And I don't have a sensitive nose. I'm not like,
you know, some kind of bloodhound or something. But good
for you, man, that's good.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
You get like a new stash.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Is it like real fresh or something or I don't
know how it works.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
New blend, spring blinding.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Spring fuel, the summer blend.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Gotcha, and do you know what?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I support it because I really really needed eye drops
this worry. I'm like, who's going to have eye drops?
Oh yeah, the screw and he had like the extra strength.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Bond's always got it. Anyway, Good morning, Von, how are you?
Let's see. Oh so there was a little bit of
drama over Gina's birthday cakes.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, so, because we.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Always have birthday cakes. Menace always goes to the grocery
store and buys the birthday cakes.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
There's always multiple births, about three and then like a
little like two more side pieces, like I know that
you love carrot cakes, so I got a little tabe
half we can we can share. And then also some
little seven up like little tiny cakes seven cakes. I've
never seen those, yeah, little cake bytes.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
The kind of lemonie I guess, like a situation, yea,
a lemony limey.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
I've had the like the full cake version. These are
a little cake bites, so we'll see if they're good.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, what was the drama.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
The drama is, Okay, so I go to the same
grocery store to get all these cakes. I've probably bought
like over eighty cakes, Like, oh, here comes the cake guy. Yeah,
here's this weirdo cake guy that buys them like two
in the morning, and here's the thing. And I hand like,
they go, oh, can we help you with the cakes
because I bought like I buy like four at a time, right,
and uh, they always grab them and then they flip

(11:09):
them like sideways in the box, right and put them
in a bag or or just to like set him
down on the counter.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Handling them caddywamp.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, and I'm just like, dude, okay, So this morning
I kind of went off on the guy because he goes, oh,
let me help you. I wasn't even asking for up.
He goes, let me help you with the cake. So
he grabs the box and then he starts flipping it
sideways again. I go, I go, dude, I go, the
cake is it's probably ruined now, and so we had
to like reopen it because it's taped and just to
check on the cake. And now I look like the

(11:40):
a hole. But was it The cake wasn't messed up,
but previously another person at the same grocery store grabbed
the cake sideways and totally messed up the cake. So
but now I look like the a hole because now yeah,
he's like, oh he had to reopen the box.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah that's legit.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, but it's really pretty.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Now they're looking on me sideways because I look like
a free whatever.

Speaker 7 (12:08):
Well, speaking of freaks, I like that the really beautiful
ornate guard. Anyone has Greg's favorite animal on it, butterflies?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
You know, I love it.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah. Gina was talking about how her husband and her
son kicked off the birthday celebration last night. They gave
a cream pieer, they gave her a cream pile. I've
never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I mean father son duo.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, father's son cream pie the stepmother.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
You can't find that online.

Speaker 12 (12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
I love like French silk pie, chocolate cream pie. So
they they brought me up this giant like heavy chocolate
cream pie. You get a pie for your birthday, doesn't
have to be cake, right, don want They've got me
strawberry pile love pie.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
But those cakes looking great?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Why do it on the birthday eve.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Because the kid has soccer today. Gon be a whole thing.
It's your birthday. Also, I did remember that you said
one of your favorite cakes is the yellow and with
the chocolate frost. They they had over two hundred cakes
and none of these no yellow cake.

Speaker 13 (13:16):
Yeah, no yellow cake really yeah, the most basic thing
I know. Yeah, they have everything's not a basic bakery. Yeah,
stuff that looks like Pikachu Bulba cakes because.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Not everybody likes chocolate cake. It's fine chocolate icing, but
like maybe like a like a yellow cake chocolate icing
on it.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Would be good. And you can't wait to And Gina
still new here. She's like, oh, you don't have to
get more than one cake, and I was like, well
that's mostly because the sea basket, because he true garbage.
This one cake is not great. Great, we need more
options and go ahead, and he's gonna hate all these
cakes once again, house to the face, second day in a.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Row, in this moment, not in the studio to defend
yourself once the once the cakes have been in now,
I'm sure, oh he'll be in any moment. He'll complain
but he'll have ten bites of it. Yeah, eight seven
seven forty four. Warning sent us a text over to
two two nine eighty seven. We got some of the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, remember that little prank on Shudor Sanders. We had update.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
The NFL fined the Falcons two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars and their defensive coordinator, Jeff Ulbrick one hundred thousand
dollars for that prank phone call on him during the draft.
So it's unclear if Jeff will be passing any of
this responsibility on to his son.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I would, Yeah, you just cost me one hundred grand.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
One hundred grand, twenty one year old Jacks who made
the call, But I would it was premeditated.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I think it's hilarious. Yeah, I mean I love the call.
I thought it was really funny.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yeah to pay it.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
If I'm getting fined one hundred thousand dollars for it,
you bet your ass.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, that's on.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
You keep it.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
All that birth cars a you're gonna have to wash
and Jack saw the number on his dad's phone on
the iPad while visiting his parents' house. He wrote it
down to do the prank. Later on, so it's definitely premeditated.
The Falcons, Obrik, and his son have all apologized, and
the NFL says they're aware of other prank calls by
the way. For example, Abdul Carter, who went third overall,

(15:11):
he said he received.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
One too, hashtag just pranking wow.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
The thirty four year old Palestinian student at Columbia University
was just released from ice custody. That's Mossan Madawi after
a judge stepped in and said there was no reason
to keep him locked up. Madawi is a legal US resident.
He'd been detained since mid April after what he thought
was a normal citizenship interview, but it turned into an arrest.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh is this the guy from Columbia? He's a student.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Indeed, I don't recognize the names. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
The government claimed he was a threat because of his
role in pro Palestinian campus protests, but the judge disagrees.
As soon as he got out, he called out the
Trump administration. He led chance supporting Palestinian rights and free speech,
and he's now free to return to.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Columbia continue doing what he's doing.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
Scary scene last night during the Pittsburgh Pirates game against
the Chicago Cubs. This guy fell twenty one feet from
the right field bleachers at PNC Park. It happened just
after Andrew m'clutchen hit an RBI double. Medical teams cops
rushed over to help the guy's The fans face was
all bloody. Oh that's audio from what he was put

(16:25):
on a stretcher taken to the hospital. There was even
a fan who jumped onto the field to help him,
but we don't know if he knew the guy or how.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
The guy fell.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
The game was delayed about ten minutes while the player
took The players all took a moment to kneel and pray,
But this dude dropped like a rag doll or videos
crazy that either yeah, some medical something or way too
many beers. The US and Ukraine just signed a huge
deal giving the US access to Ukraine's valuable resources, you know,
like rare earth, minerals.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Oil gas.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's part of a bigger plan to boost Ukraine's economy
and attract big global investors as the country's trying to
rebuild during this war with Russia. Officials have also made
it clear that companies that support Russia won't profit from
Ukraine It still needs approval from Ukraine's parliament before it's official,
but it's definitely headed in that direction.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Doesn't it also give them some level of protection because
the US has a financial interest, Yes, oh for sure,
so they'll they'll work to protect their interest.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
And so it's not a NATO, it's a it's a
way for them to get some type of security.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Yeah, and like you said before, also kind of recouping
expenses since there's been.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
A lot sent Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
That much like the Falcons, coach and the Sun exactly,
we can make a mineral deal.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Eleven students who are mostly varsity lacrosse players at Syracuse
High School turned themselves in after a hazing incident that
went way too far. Apparently, they tricked the younger teammates
into a fake outing and then stage a kidnapping with
masks and fake weapons, even locked one student in the trunk.
The whole thing was caught on video too, because you know,
you gotta did it even happen?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Exactly right?

Speaker 7 (18:05):
The local DA called it hazing on steroids and gave
them forty eight hours to surrender or face felony charges.
School has since shut down the rest of the lacrosse
season to deal with what it calls this toxic team culture.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Stop being pussies. Maybe like, uh, maybe the big maybe
the big team is not for you. You should play some
inner murals, you know what I mean. Yeah, otherwise it's
like otherwise crag. It's like sack up, you know.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's called sarcasm, fellas.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
In case anybody's wondering and started drafting your Crossroads email, right,
what actually happened?

Speaker 8 (18:37):
They kidnapped them, I mean, and then it went like, oh,
but just kidding, but no, they actually did kidnap.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
I'm sure there was a lot of cant real kidnapping.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Yeah, well it was because they did take them.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, yeah, you're not really being kidnapped.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
But even but if you hold up like a convenience
store with a fake weapon, you're still getting charged.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
But this is because they weren't giving the kids back
like the I thought. The authorities ended up having to
be like you, you have to like basically bring them
back within twenty four hours or you will get.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Charged with kidnapped.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like there's a video I saw recently over the last
six months or so where this guy pulled up behind
this truck and then these guys with masks and crowbars
all jumped out, surrounded the car, pulled the husband or
boyfriend or whatever out of the car, and had him
on the ground. Look, they were beating the cras the
woman's freaking out, scream and scream and screaming, and then

(19:27):
all of a sudden, the guy gets up from the
pile and he has an engagement ring.

Speaker 14 (19:31):
Oh no, terror literally freaking I would say, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
I know how creative happened.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
I said, the worst way you could ever be proposed
to as a jumbo tron.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
We have a new winner. That is disgusting.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, that it wasn't a real crime.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
A double romantic sounds like nobody wants to have fun
around here. That's true.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Here's here's a question. Okay, so they you know, they
picked them up or what now when you go to
join a fraternity or in this case, the lacrosse team.
Just throwing this out there, Yeah, I could be aren't
you somewhat like aus you know, based on other things
that you've heard about, like there's gonna be some type
of this initiation or some type like you're you don't

(20:20):
know what to expect, but you're expecting something. So I
would think that if I was all of a sudden
picked up kidnapped in this particular case, I would be like,
is this part of the I'd be sitting there like
to the kidnapping.

Speaker 13 (20:32):
This is part of the Lacross's fun.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
So excited to play with you guys. This is gonna
be amazing.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
This is the mildest thing I've ever heard when it
comes to this stuff, but also blown up as such
a big deal.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
But this was high school, so like they're like, not
just no, maybe they're miners.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
They are minor.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
That's true too.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
I also had this happened to be in high school
with like a group of friends, but I got kidnapped,
and but I got taken to a pizza place.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Well, yeah, we would all get quote kidnapped, and then
they would, you know, make you dressing something crazy and
do your hair all wild and your makeup gross and
make you go to school like that. And your friends
would do that your birthday, yeah, because it wasn't you know,
to make you look bad and the birthday.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Oh my god, girl, that wing is f up.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
But you were out in public.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
I mean, it wasn't like they were actually hiding you.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Public.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Gross makeup.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
No, it was like.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
It was like a toddler, did you make up? It
sounds like you went through more traumatic experience than they did.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Don't be wrong, dude, I'm telling you those cheer girls
they're crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I mean, can you imagine if your makeup looked cross.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Bank it wasn't a sheer thing.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
Well, this is a big deal, you guys. This is
economic big news. The penny might be finally going away.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
A bipartisan group of lawmakers just introduce the Common Sense Act,
which would end penny production and round all cash transactions
to the nearest five cents. No change for digital stuff
like debit and Venmo and all that. The pitch is
that pennies are expensive. Af here's the deal. It costs

(22:17):
four cents to make a single penny. So we're losing
money leftards right. Us Mint lost eighty five million dollars
just cranking out pennies last year. These are the coins
most people leave in their cup holders.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Or of course, if your sea basket.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Just throw around. What a waste of time?

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Exactly, he agrees.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Okay, So okay, people, I get it. Let's get rid
of the penny. It makes sense, Okay, sense it is getting.
But okay, so that makes it bipartisan, right, Yeah, so
everyone's on board. Why can't we do the same thing
with daylight saving time? Like we keep talking about it.

(22:53):
Everybody seems to be on board. The majority of people
in the country seem to be on board with it.
I mean, how long could that take if it got
brought up for debate? Yeah, like talking about it for what? Yeah,
let's let's spend one single day on that. We spend
all this time on all these other things. And the
uh you know, pomp and circumstance of people getting up

(23:15):
there and speaking for twenty four hours at a time
just to make a point, which, okay, fine, I guess
that's part of the process.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Cute, But like this is such a spot like, look,
let's just knock this out.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Thank you, And shouldn't we be highlighting bipartisan stuff right
now where everybody agrees.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, let's find some of these things that we can
all agree on, yes, knock those out.

Speaker 15 (23:31):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Right.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
If it's something that somebody disagrees with, make a list
and then don't vote them back into office.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
There you go, And that's what's going on with.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
All right, thank you? Birthday girl Gina gret Sammy's first
impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the
bus stop.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
She looks like.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
She's got an auntsy shop that doesn't do very well.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
The only people she feels like your close family.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around with you.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
So it's like here, hold these stones and hold hands
in home.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
I do have an yes failure.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
All right, Well, welcome back everybody to Thursday morning. Gina
Grad's birthdays, May first, twenty twenty five. She just dug
into the one cake, so good.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Rushing yet it's like white cake. Yeah, it's called the
Greg Cake.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
It's white.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
The butterfly on this.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Yeah, raspberry filling, delicious.

Speaker 15 (24:29):
Good.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm like a good raspberry anything.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Oh, it's so good.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
You're tried a seven up joints I did? Those are
also amazing?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Good, Well, Happy birthdays, Gina. Phones are up forty eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. The nominees have been announced
this morning for the Radio Hall of Fame Class of
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
How many categories did we get in? Well?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I have something on that here in a second. So
the nominees again listed alphabetically. Alice Cooper, who I know
has a radio show, but like I don't radio Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Yeah, want to show up.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Bert Weise who does a Top forty like pop show
out of Dallas. He's a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I like him.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Big D and Bubba, I've heard the name. I think their.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Country sounds country.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Bob and Sherry. Uh, you got the Colin Coward Okay, Yeah,
I know him all right.

Speaker 16 (25:23):
D L.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Hughley Yeah, yeah a while Oh I forgot it final
while I would say at least five years.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Five years thirty, Like, how long have you been in
the industry anyway? Dedey Maguire who's out of Dallas. Enrique
Santos who works for our company. He's out of Miami,
Funk Master Flex from Hot ninety seven in New York.
He's been around for a long time. Does guy John
Garretbedian who uh, he's been in radio forever. That'd be
a good one. I'd vote for him.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
He ran the show called Open House Party back in
the nineties, was on stations across the country. In fact,
one of my first jobs when I got to run
the board like all the controls in the studio. They
would have, you know, part time guys like me, interns
or whatever run the board for these shows. That was
like a syndicated Saturday night show open house party. It
was a lot of fun. I like him, Oh, John

(26:16):
and Ken Whet your your buddies. Yeah, okay, let's see
who else do we know on here? Martha Quinn Oh wow, okay,
but she's more MTV and she's she hasn't been doing
radio all that long.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I've always loved her though.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Our friend Mojo in the Morning out of Detroit, he
was nominated last year and then didn't get in. So
they were like, there's like eight people who were if
you were on the list last year and didn't make
it in, you automatically get on the list again this
year it and then there's someone Shelley the Playboy Stewart
and a couple and a couple other people.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
So here's here. Here's the thing. I have to.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Admit, I'm a little disappointed, and I was feeling kind
of sorry for myself today because I was led down
the path of believing because I got calls from a
number of people saying, Woodie, you're being nominated this year.
Now now, and I should have known this is this
is a shame on me moment because as we all know, right,

(27:14):
I mean, the guy who runs our cluster radio stations
here doesn't even know that Gina works on the show.
And we always talk about you want to see what
not a big deal looks like like hanging around. So
over the years I have learned and I am okay
with a lot of this stuff because we don't play
suck up. This has never been a show to play
suck up in the hallways bas alone to to our

(27:35):
corporate overlords, to the industry in general. We don't do
that kind of stuff. And so that's we And so
because of that, there's a lot of other shows that
will do stuff like that. They're more concerned with the
show and how they're perceived in the hallways or industry
than they are about their own audience, right, And so
I've come over the years to accept all that because
that's what I feel is the right thing to do.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Works.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
So shame on me because it wasn't just one person.
Three different people told me, oh, dude, your names come up,
and I think this is the year you're gonna get nominated.
This is my thirtieth year in the industry. I mean,
I know, Dale Hugy has been doing for five years.
So on the surface, it made sense. I host a
nationally syndicated show. We've been crushing for eleven years. This

(28:20):
current uh you know, whatever you call iteration of the show.
I've gotten big ratings everywhere that I've worked to this point,
you know what I mean. So I get it that
that kind of thing made sense to me. And then
I'm like, huh, okay, well maybe the tides turning and
maybe maybe we are getting some kind of industry acknowledgment. Yeah,

(28:44):
I got Shador Shander Sander, thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's exactly right. Someone for so shame on me, I
believe anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Anyway, So what so when when it came out, and so,
like a couple of the two of the people already
hit me up this morning going dude, I don't know
what happened, dude, and so I'm like my initial and
my initial reaction seriously was like I was like, ah,
whatever I mean, because again right back to I don't
expect it. There's there are other hosts in this building.

(29:14):
If it's their birthday, like it's Gina's birthday there, I'm
not we make it like it sound like a joke.
There would be a balloon arch down the hall, streamers
hanging from the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Oh yeah, they.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Would be catering after they.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Sometimes for super random crap for your anniversary of the
time you pooped.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
There's even a couple of people in this building that
have stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And when
you see like other celebrities that don't have those things,
You're like, Okay, I get it, but I mean you've
been around for me really Okay, So anyway, point being,
my initial reaction was okay, whatever that tracks. Basically, then

(30:01):
I felt a little bad for myself for like the
next hour or whatever.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I was kind of bombed out.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I was like, you know, we do work hard on
the show, and we I see some of the other
people who are in the d. L. Hugley or the Alice.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Cooper's, but they just want them to show up to
the ceremony because yeah, again it makes so much sense
that makes only had a radio show for two minutes
and yeah, yeah, that makes them at the event.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
So again, shame on me.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
And then and this is why I'd be like, oh,
you're so cynical, You're so whatever. Yeah, I mean, because
this is egg on my face.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Another theory, have another theory, because there is also another
Woody within the company, and just to just to throw like,
you know, behind the scenes. Like a month ago, I
got an email about like revenue when it comes to
our show and I'm and they sent it to me,
and I was like, these numbers look way off And
I go, are you sure we're talking about the story?

(30:52):
Are we talking about the same Woody? And they're like yeah, yeah.
I'm like, weight, go, there's no way this makes this
makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
It was way lower than what we know it.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Is because I know, like you know, the commercials that
I do and things like that, I like, this makes
that just menace alone.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, and it brings in more than what this other
show does.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
And I was and by the way, it's not it's
not fair to compare apples up. He's in a much
smaller market.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Yeah, And I was like, are you sure it's not
blah blah blah, And they oh, okay, yeah, I'm telling
you yeah, And I go and they're they're going around
telling everybody this is what we do. I'm like your number.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
The other reason I'm bringing this up is because, uh,
and I truly do feel this way. I think about
this stuff on my own. A couple of things. Number One, Greg,
I think you'll be happy to know I pulled myself
out of that in record time. Good, you know, because
I felt myself going down like a little bitch and
you for a while, and then I was like, wait,

(31:53):
you've been doing this for thirty years. We all have
great lives, we have a great job. And here's the
thing that I'm always very very humbled by. And I
know I say it a lot, and I think it's
empty lip service from a lot of people, but I
really want people who listen to the show to understand
after that, like the Disney takeover, the thing we do
with meeting all the you know, every time we're out
there and we meet listeners or whatever, and it's been

(32:14):
happening more and more, but just people in general, like
in the public, just coming up and go, oh, hey, man,
I listen to the show, Like that means way more
to me personally than any of this other stuff. And
it's why I've never really cared because I'm like, hey man,
as long as the listeners are having a good time,
you have to worry. We're good. You know, the people

(32:36):
who like the show, the people there is always hated,
like the crossroads kind of stuff, whatever, who cares. But
the people who are just listeners to the show and
into it means so much to me because I don't
sometimes you know, you know how I feel like nobody,
nobody hates me more than me. That's that's, you know.
And so I'm really hard on myself. I'm hard on

(32:57):
you know, you know the show first of all, hard
hard on, uh, you know, But when you get a
chance to hear from people where people text in, they
say these nice things, or they have some personal story
about how much you know the show, you know, mention
them in this particular time, or help them in this
particular day, or just they enjoy listening like that means
a ton. And so I just want to thank you guys.

(33:19):
I don't as long as the paycheck clears, I don't
give a f what, you know, the mucky muck kind
of people think. And I got to remind myself of
that because not what you're doing, they'll still pay me
and they'll still pay us and keep us employed. As
long as these other people that I'm talking about, the
listeners are happy.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
So as long as John and can get in, what's that,
As long as can get in, we're all happy.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Yeah, And Mojo, Mojo is a really good guy.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
He deserves. Who cares about Alice Cooper?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
But this whole deal thing, if he's been doing it
for five years, doesn't Isn't that counterintuitive to the term
hall of fame?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
It's radio, So I mean contract, I could be off
on that number on how long he's been doing it,
but I know it's not just like this is a
week or two. This is the same industry we'll call
an all all hands on deck conference call and spend
three hours talking about how we're going to give away
a frozen turkey before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
That's true. What name are we going to give this content?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's so dumb. It's a dumb industry. It's a really
stupid industry. But uh, it's the only thing I've ever
wanted to do. And I'm very thankful to you know,
be able to do it and make a living at it,
and thankful for you guys, So thank you. Yeah, just
one of the just one of the ship. We're lucky,
all right, We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next, Hang on the show, the Woody Show. Well, uh,

(34:36):
an eighteen wheeler traveling through albert Texas flipped over, spilling
its cargo all over the highway. And that cargo just
happened to be eight million dimes, eight million dimes. How
much money is that, menace?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Eight million dimes, Sammy minutes, eight million dimes dollars?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
No if it's eight million, yeah, no, eighty thousand.

Speaker 17 (35:03):
Eight million dimes is eight hundred thousand, eight and loose change.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
The truck crashed, the driver veered off the road, over corrected,
and that's when it tipped over. But the driver taking
the hospital, he's fine. Who it really sucked for was
the highway workers who were picking up the dimes all
by hand all day long, and they were they were
using whatever they could to do it bare hands, vacuums, rakes.
It took over ten hours to do that. Here's a

(35:35):
couple of people who saw this happened talking on the
local news about it.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
That's a lot of dimes. That many dimes as well.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
That's mine, bog I almost.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Came out here with like a bucket, so I can
fill it up with some dime.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
That's a lot of dimes.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
It sounded like Samy right there, like go to megro that's.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
A lot of that's a lot of dime.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
It sounds like the line for blazing saddles. Somebody's gonna
have to go back and get it. Fishload of dimes.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
The megroized a lot of dimes.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
That's a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
My complexion is out of a urinal urinal.

Speaker 13 (36:03):
Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep, A little lower,
a little slower.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Do you want to oil them down?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Sunning your buttholes?

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Oh wow, chugging the sun's pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Sorry, little cells, Are you down to dean or not?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
You all day long? The Woody Show, and we are back.
It is May one.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's Gina Grad's birthday, birthday girl, birthday girl, birthday, birthday,
birthday girl.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
That's all. That's how it goes.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
There's a buddy of mine whenever there's a birthday, he
gets a little drunk and he just starts fig girl
birthday girl, birthday, birthday, birthday Girl.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Doors, it's a rally.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
It starts started with his wife, and then he started
carrying it over to all the other to the world
and all the other wives in the group. Wow, then
we're out for like a dinner.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
You share of that shift.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, well, Gina grad happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yeah, and you know how it works.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
On the show.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
You've been here long enough now to understand that was
your turn. We are going to eulogize you as if
you were dead. But the benefit of this is a
lot of people wait until someone's dead before they start
saying all the nice things about them, And why wait
until they're dead. They don't need to hear it.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yeah, A good question.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah, and so just for anybody listening, and clearly she's
right here, Gina's not dead, but it is her birthday
and we eulogize her today. Who's going to go first?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I'll go, all right.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Greg's been very excited by the way he sounds like it.
It sounds like he's been spending some time on this one.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
No, I mean like these segments. Yeah, because I agree
with the sentiment behind it. Medicine go first.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, No, no, I'm saying you had said yesterday. I'm really
I was excited. Yeh.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah, he was excited. So because I'm a fan of Okay, no,
you're dead, you can't, I.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Called to the podium Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Well, there's an old adage that if it's too good
to be true, it probably is. We've all heard that before. Well,
when I met Gina for the first time, there was
an instant connection. Our humor clicked immediately, and I felt
at ease around her. So, of course, much like somebody
might use gaydar, I used my nitpick dar and my
judgment dar. I was looking for anything that could be

(38:16):
wrong with this woman. What stood out, what annoyed me?
What were her red flags? And you know what, there
weren't any. She really was not too good to be true.
She really ruled that hard. Okay, well, that might be
a stretch. Maybe there were a few red flags. I mean,
her workspace was a constant mess. I couldn't stand her
month's old jar of Casho's just sitting there, as she

(38:37):
would say, all caddywompus at the microphone. So I ate them.
She never knew the meaning of stacking papers in a
neat right angle in an orderly fashion like a normal
person should. But I would tidy up after she left.
That was kind of our thing. And don't even get
me started on her lack of pushing in her chair.
I mean, what kind of disgusting blind pig just walks

(38:58):
out of her room without pushing in a chair. I'll
tell you what kind of head in the fog dumpy
slop did Gina did. But it's okay. I would make
sure she knew that I would always be there for
her chair pushing in needs. There were also those strange
noises she always made, that not to scratch the inside
of her ear canal and that thing. But to Gina's credit,

(39:22):
she slowly developed this new tick of saying sorry after
her ticks, so it became sorry and sorry. Okay, so fine,
a red flag here and there, But in the grand
scheme of things, with the exception of unpushed in chairs,
Gina really was quite flawless. The kind of person who

(39:43):
within minutes you know you like her, and within days
you knew you loved her, babe. And then, to top
it off, a MENSA member with an actual personality and
an actual heart. That is a combo I had never
known before I met Gina, somebody in Mensa who enjoyable
usually that was Gina. It's usually one of the other
right right, and in Gina we found that combination. She

(40:07):
always had a kind word. She allegedly shared her in
flight meds with me. Allegedly, she was quick to laugh.
She swore like a sailor on leave. She took a
fence to zero of the disgusting, inappropriate, childish, super sexual
things I would say in the most inappropriate places. And
if she did take offense, she kept that hidden, which
I appreciated. I imprinted on her like a duckling to

(40:30):
a mama duck. And I will miss our daily chats,
our daily covetching, and our daily texts. She was the
only one who instantly took to my liking of random
and meaningless emojis, never once questioned them. For example, a
recent text was, Hey, Gina, it was nice meeting your
friend last night helicopter emoji, giraffe emoji, and she would
reply thanks, she thinks that you look like Brian Austin,

(40:51):
green French fry emoji, pandabar emoji made no sense, but
we loved it. She was a rare breed, friendly, funny, generous,
smart and silly. I will miss Gina forever and may
she be in heaven right now, replete with Matza ball
soup and devoid of itchy ear canals.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Oh babe, it was so nice. He just threw a
flower on her casket.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And and you said, you said gatar, you know, but
it was Gina who introduced me to something new. It's
the new way to say gatar. It's gay I gay
was something gay I.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
It was from the dead.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
It was on Instagram, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
It was something on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Anyway, all right, who's next?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Uh? Eulogizing Gina grad here on her birthday, I.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Can go, all right, Sammy, Okay.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
Gina lit up a room with her humor, honesty, and
a mix of charm and bluntness. Many of us knew
her as a talented radio host. She's she was smart, quick, insightful,
and hilarious. She had a voice that you couldn't forget,
not just because it was made for airwaves, but because
she used it to speak the truth, whether she was
dissecting the news, riffing on the chaos of daily life,

(42:06):
or telling a story about how she hadn't pooped in days.
She cleaned, yes, fully nude, because she once said, it's
efficient freeing and it keeps me from ruining my clothes,
So remember that next time you're cleaning.

Speaker 15 (42:19):
I will.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
She loved shows like Love After Lock Up and Love
on the Spectrum. She found a joy in the raw
humanity of those stories, and that was the thing about Gina.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
She could laugh at life's absurdities, but always.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
With compassion, and she loved Tanner with the tism she did.
At home, she was a devoted wife and stepmother. The
love that her and her husband shared was deep, very
very deep, painfully.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Like ghos use a lot of deep, deep through the
back of my throat.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Deep. Right, I'm going to have a hard time walking tomorrow. Yeah,
like a snake with a rat in his belly.

Speaker 16 (43:03):
I know.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Gina was one of the rare ones. She was brave,
bold and full of herself. In a world that often
asks people to tone it down, she didn't. She turned
it up, and doing so, she really gave all of
us permission to be more honest, more weird, and more human. So, Gina,
thank you for being exactly who you were. We love you,
we miss you, and we'll never forget you.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Babe.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
It's nice, Thank you, Sammy, It's beautiful. Menace.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yes, Gina, wasn't with us very long, but she taught
us so much like it, you know, living daily with
mile tourettes with different noises that I'd never heard before,
Or or that one person can be in a radio

(43:53):
studio that has MENSA without the studio explodingplication right here,
that upset he's trying to gather. We're supporting you.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Mess.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Ok, we'll skip that one.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I missed that one. That was great.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
She introduced us to new foods and the latest info
on med injections. How do you She came in with
a positive attitude every single day. She made Greg laugh,
which made me laugh. You tried the endless battle of
changing the lighting in the studio, and you failed. But

(44:40):
at least I appreciate that you tried. I wish I
could elaborate more, but again, you weren't here very long,
but I only gave us so much material. But but
I'm sure we'll build more memories together in heaven. R
I p Gina grad That was something I totally forgot.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
We were doing this today.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Have a great summer, A nice Yeah, damn it. I'll
go all right, Ladies and gentlemen, Jews and gentiles, MENSA
members even the ones who got tested by their own therapist.
All right, pe, we are gathered here today to remember
the one and only Gina Grad, a woman who was
equal parts newsreader, musical theater nerds, selfie queen, and walking contradiction.

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Gina was a lot of things. A stepmom to the kid,
as she would call him, a wife to a man
who is big penis. She would brag about so much
you think it had its own IMDb page in a voice,
who made the leap from Adam Carolla studio to ours
with flair, kindness and enough sound bowls to start a
goop commune. She was smart, she told us so, herself,

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a proud member of mensa, which see bass would like
me to clarify. She got into the a less than
rigorous routes into that mensa. What would you call it
community membership? Membership? Like, look, I mean, we're not here
to slam Gina. But who needs a high IQ when
you've got the confidence to recommend salmon sperm facials with
a straight face. Gina claimed she was in vain right

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before insisting we all install ring lights to the studio
to soften the lighting. She was a woman of evolution.
She once had big boobs and then decided to go
for the reduction. She said her ask got quote too
bony from losing weight. Yeah, and when she was on
her period, Oh you don't. Gina lid with her heart
out in front, and somehow she made over sharing an

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art form. There was never such thing as too much information.
But damn was she cool, always kind, always funny. She
brought warmth, talent, and oh my and oh to the
most boring of news stores. She'd make a cat stuck
in a tree sound like a Broadway plot twist from
lay Mazara. She loved musicals, she loved being dramatic in

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the best way, and she loved people like genuinely. She
shared everything, her heart, her opinions, her endless selfies, her
hot takes on love on the spectrum, and we're better
for it. We'll miss her mostly because nobody else is
gonna humble brag about bony butt cheeks. While hitting ey
tibetan healing ball mid broadcast and her husband, she reminded

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us that being a little dramatic, a little vain, and
a little weird could also mean being full of life,
love and genuine joy. Rest easy, Gina, May your afterlife
be well lit and perfectly filtered.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Thank you. I'm just gonna miss her so much. No
RP Sea Mass, you can't believe she's gone.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
I'll pick up where Greg left off.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
Yes, Gina came here with a bunch of problems for us,
weird noises, and we said, we said to Gina, remember, hey,
you know what bad habits, little things they could be fixed.
Cured menace of his eating with his mouth's mouth open.
Mostly he doesn't do it as much's it's still bad.
But yeah, yeah, exactly. We cured Menace of his bad breath.

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And I think we started. We did a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Job, as Greg said clear of curing Gina of her
weird noises.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
I by the time she.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Died, I barely heard them at all. I didn't even know.
We'll wait till everybody leaves the room, it goes off.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Well, but see that. But see that's good. I appreciate that.

Speaker 11 (48:29):
That that that danger being concerts and you're trying to
fix things now. And that's because I'm kind of sad
that she's dead, because I felt like, if you'd given
me a few more years, I could have broken her
of her other bad habits. Liking musicals and liking therapy,
two things which are bad for the world objectively, two
things which makes society worse subjectively. And I don't blame

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Gina for enjoying those things. She's a product of her environment,
of her gender, and so on and so forth. Your
theater school, you're gonna like theater, you know, which is
why they should all be banding closed down the world.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Ye they shot you.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Go to therapy.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
They're gonna, you know, break you into therapy. They're gonna
put you on the whole treadmill of come see me
only eighty or ninety more times, and we'll talk about
you some more, and you'll yeah, like chiropractice.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Yep, yeah, just like chiropractors.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
And she fought me on all those things because I
get it, that's that's the only world she knew. And
she flashed out. That's what people do when they become
defensive and they're shut.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
They call it cognitive and to use a therapy term,
the psychological term, they call it cognitive dissonance when when
when you're presented with facts that shatter your worldview, you
get angry at the person presenting the facts instead of
reassessing who you are but again I saw a specter,
a spectrum, a speckle, I should say.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
A speculum, a speculum of pope in Gina.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
And we learned that from her too. We talked a
lot about speculums.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I knew about speculums before Gina, but.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I didn't say she taught us a speculum.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Do what he just did he just said, was we
learned about that from her too.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Take that out on.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Well, we got the details about how that pass me
are work, remember that great tide too.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yes, but we do about speculum.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, we knew what they were. Okay, let's not argue people.
We're here to celebrate Gin. Yeah, let's take a break
from the argument for two seconds. And the life and
the life that could have been cut short too soon.
She will be missed. Oh thank you, See mass that
was as lovely as interesting.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was so emotional. She had so much.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Promise short soon. I mean, you know, as that's his
hard can bring up thes of things. I think when
he covered that, Yeah, I did too. I will have
your birthday, Gina. You Yeah, so be honest. Did you
get teary?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
I got my cockles got warm? What like like you
get warm in the cockles. I'm not sure where the
cockles are, but like I definitely felt yeah, warm, I
felt I felt very warm and fuzzy. Because as you
guys know, it's it's and as Greg said and I
heard from beyond the Grave, it's pretty hard to offend me.

(51:00):
So the fact that like you're bringing up stuff that's
weird and like kind of gross and bizarre.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
It means you know me, and.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
That means a lot to me.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
I thought it was fantastic.

Speaker 18 (51:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, for whatever reason why, I was like putting down
thoughts where one of the first things we learned is
about how she went, like, was it was it sounding
ball with the.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Crystal Court song soundback?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Sound bad?

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Okay, Okay, So I got it.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
That's the type of stuff Sea Basket was talking chakras?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
If you go to if you go to a bad
enough yoga studio, they'll they'll pull that crack. Oh, that's
very common. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I loved it, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
The Wood Show, Well, here's a nice text after the
birthday eulogies for a birthday girl, Gina gred Oh the
YouTube Ni saying Gina, I have to tell you that
weird people are my favorite people. Same you are so
full of yourself.

Speaker 15 (52:00):
No, that was.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yourself.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Okay, sorry, you are so you are so my apologies.
Here's an awesome birthday. Wish you are so fully yourself
and that was obvious from the beginning. I'm so glad
you're on the show, and I hope you have a
very happy birthday. Also, people might tease you for your
sound bass and poppy yoga and musical love affair and

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sam and sperm facials, which, Okay, that one is gross,
but I think it's awesome that you are so curious
to try new things and fully embrace the things that
you love with no shame in your game me love
that is from Ali. That's a very nice day.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
That's all very accurate.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Over to ninety seven, a lot of people say, Gina,
we're going to miss you. Oh yeah, Gina is dead
and get you to gone too soon.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
So it's May first, it's not just Gina Grad's birthday.
It's the first day of May. Sunday is Star Wars Day,
May the fourth be with you and you Sinko Demayo
is on Monday. Mother's Day is a week from Sunday.
That's on the eleventh Memorial Days on the twenty sixth.
In sports, the NBA and the NHL playoffs continue. The

(53:09):
Kentucky Derby is on Saturday, so yeah, and then the
Preakness May seventeenth. The PGA Championship starts on the fifteenth.
The Indy five hundred is May twenty fifth. The French
Open starts the same day. For movies and TV stuff,
that Alec Baldwin movie Rust is in theaters this weekend,

(53:30):
and then Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning is out May
twenty third. Heck yeah, the new live action Leelo and
Stitch that my daughter's all excited for that movie. And
Friendship with Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd that opens this month.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
I do like Paul Rudd.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Oh and Tim Robinson.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
He's the I think you should leave guy that Have
you seen that sketch comedy show shows so funny?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
He's nuts.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
On the TV side, season four of Welcome to Wrexham
hits FX on the fifteenth. Season two of Conan O'Brien
Must Go that's gonna be on Max next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I've watched that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Season eight of Rick and Morty starts on the twenty fifth,
and for Greg season twenty. I don't know if you're
still watching it, but he was a big fan for
a while. America's Got Talent Season twenty, Season twenty that
starts one on the twenty seventh.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I skipped the most recent one because they just didn't
get on my radar for some reason.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Just didn't do it for you.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
But I watched twenty for sure.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, you liked that show. Who are the people that
you like the best? There are the magicians I liked.
Oh god, the magicians are awesome. I love a good
ventriloquist personally.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, the magicians are mind blowing, like they have always
do a lot of stunt ones. There was this one
dude who could balance his entire body upside down by
putting his finger into like a wine bottle, and then
he would headstand and while Chaa climbed over shit.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
But then, like, if you win, what do you do
with that?

Speaker 4 (54:47):
You take the money here in Vegas, you get a
million bucks and then you get a show in Vegas,
which is kind of misleading because I think they've changed it.
You don't because a lot of these people. When you
see him on the show, like some little girl singing
and they love thinking who's gonna go and see nobody?
So now what I think they do is they do
like an ensemble show of a bunch of people and

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they're just part of it.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
That makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Yeah, I mean one.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
I mean a couple of magicians did get Like Shin
Limb was a winner he got a headlining gig in Vegas,
and Matt Franco wasn't winning magician, he got a show
in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Isn't that where Jef Dunham started?

Speaker 8 (55:26):
Was it a g T Yeah it was not, but
it might I think it was a show, but it wasn't.

Speaker 10 (55:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
It's a big jam, that's right.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
But even if you don't get the show, there are
a million reasons to be excited for winning.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It's a million dollars, million bucks eight seven seven forty
four Woodie text us check in over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Show right back The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
So we had that in his grad school. Do you
think you could beat a light of detector test? People asked,
do you think you could beat a light detector? And
normal by the number, sixty seven percent of people said
they could really don't feel confident that they could. Oh really, yes,
the people absolutely or probably If you add those two together.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Wow, If I get accused of something of my heart
starts racing exactly, I get nervous.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
If the copolls up behind me.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Maybe I did steal my own car?

Speaker 6 (56:26):
Am I guilty?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
The group most likely to think that they could beat
the light of detector test even if they were lying dudes, Yeah,
bro and younger dudes between the ages of eighteen and
twenty nine. Some other stats people myself included don't believe
in them very much. I get why there's just too
many like s measuring sweats, old timy. What was the
text that we got that said that they had to

(56:48):
sit on something that was like measuring how hard they
were clenching their buttle well.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Like a pad to make sure they weren't clenching their.

Speaker 11 (56:54):
There are certain things like background tests for law enforcement
where they still use light detector tests, not as an
a salute, but as an indicator right issues.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Fifty seven percent believe they either often or sometimes wrongly
label people who are telling the truth as lying. Yeah,
so I understand, it just seems it's a it's a
good I don't know clue.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Yeah, a little indicator.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
You should look into it, but not.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
The end all be all, And somebody texted it just
gives you a way to go like, oh, we should
focus on that.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I mean, I like the idea that I mentioned. There's
got to be a way to where they can look
at your brain and when certain areas of the brain
light up like that would indicate lying zone. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
there's got to be a way to do that.

Speaker 11 (57:37):
A few years and you are probably remembering something here
because there is something where they've found that there's a
correlation and it's not perfect, but that did happen in
the past few years.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Yeah, I'm sure it's going to get there pretty soon.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Sure, just being able to hook up like a diagnostic
on your car identity, they bring it in and there
exactly just plug it in. They go oh, yeah, this, this, this,
and this is wrong. You're lying about this, this, this, this.
Remember when you were six years old, Frank, he took
that toy car eight seven seven forty four. Wooding text
us over to two to nine eight seven this morning,
The Woody Show, The Woody Show, and we are into

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another new out insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Good morning, ever bought it?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, it's the Wise Show.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I'm buddy. That's Craig Goran.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
You we got menace, Hi, Gina grad Good morning, good
Sea Bass, Yo boy, there's Sammy right Morgan taking your
calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
us your text over to two to nine eight seven instead.
Time the week we check in with.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Sea Bass board this week in audio.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Good day for Sea Bass and all the other Lebron
haters out there, because, as I called earlier in the week,
the Timberwolves did this.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
Minnesota Timberwolves up beating the Lakers four games to one
and now very weight the winner of the Houston and
Golden State series.

Speaker 11 (58:55):
Oh no, I did just in my pants. Now, why
does seabets care about this besides being a Lebron hater. Well,
you recall at the beginning of the year, when the
Lakers drafted Brownie Junior, I put a bet out there,
a bet that was never acknowledged by anybody other than me,
that if the Lakers won the championship, I would give
genus husband, a big Laker fan, a HJ two complete.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Counting down the day.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
This other besides loving.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
That Lebron lost. This is a huge weight off my
back and my hand.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
Yeah, your hands.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Apparently.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
I thought the basketball was way more popular than it is,
and like the NBA's popular sports. So I saw this
interesting stat because we just had the NFL Draft. The
first round of the NFL Draft drew a larger viewing
audience thirteen point six million viewers than the best game

(59:52):
the peak audience for last year's NBA Finals. Really, so
people watching the first round of the draft have to
you know, bigger number than the NBA Finals. That's a
surprised I would have not like if people I was
putting a wager out there, I wouldn't have guessed that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
But I thought that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
I thought that was interesting out of love with it
because their favorite players are just bouncing around from team
to team. Yeah, it's like it's not like the Jordan days,
where like a star player just sticks with the team.

Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
True, in a lot of cases are obviously notable exceptions
Steph Curry for instance, Well like the Luca trade obviously
proved that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Sure, but even at the same time, like you could
still like your team and then if you have a
player that you like to go to another team, like
you can still like that player.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Yeah, but they say, like the passion for people getting
behind teams has has gone because the changing because yeah,
the players are like running the league now and it's
just they're just bouncing around constantly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Oh yeah, it was Oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
God, who was the guy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
He was a Minnesota Viking, uh receiver was on ESPN
and NFL analyst. Oh my god, Chris sims no zero,
he's now this is the NFL. He's a Ben Chris Carter.
Thank you. Chris Carter was just on a podcast and

(01:01:11):
he was talking about the whole like Shador Sanders thing,
and it was what was brought up in here the
other day about how the difference between other leagues and
the NFL is they make it very clear the players
are not in control, Like you just don't get. And
so he went in there thinking like he was going
to tell these NFL teams how it was going to
be in which teams he was interested in, and he
already has all the branding for Legendary and all that stuff.

(01:01:32):
And that's not the way the NFL works. And what
you're saying is if the players are running the.

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
League, and which goes back to my love hate is
he can basically take over a team who are now
out of the playoffs and make them draft his son,
even though this the kid wasn't the best player on
his own team in college. The coach, by the way,
JJ Redick, who's an fing dick and I've hated him
since he played at Duke.

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Next clip here, So JJ waszed he played his because the.

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Lakers don't have any kind of depth part of why
they lost, and he latest starters for basically all of
the second half of Game four, And when asked about
that from a reporter, J. J. Redick did the interesting
and not dickish thing of walking out of the press
conference here in the audio.

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
Sticking with the five you stuck with in the fourth
quarter the other day. Is there an assistant or someone
maybe that you will lean on maybe to try to
get you know, some other guys involved, if that opportunity presents.

Speaker 12 (01:02:22):
Are you saying that because I'm inexperienced and that was
an inexperienced decision that I made. You think I don't
talk to my assistance about substitutions every single time out?

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
No, I just think there's a lot of coaches lean
on their assistance in those situations.

Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
As dock every single time. That's a weird assumption.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Somebody sounds but heard.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Right away.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Bandid for his butthole exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Here's the thing though, in his defense are he's super cute?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
His defense.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
JJ Reddick is Sammy bait.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Did you not know what it looks like?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Stell?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
He's very cute.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Yeah, that's Samuel like him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, Oh my god, yes, for sure, keyword and a
D word in an a hole for his entire you know,
twenty plus years in professional basketball. Oh yeah, you're right,
Sammy bade for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. But he
talks down to people as you just heard right there.
He runs away, he loses, thank god, only if he
cheats on his spouse then she'd really.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
Oh no, does he have a sleeve though, Oh my god,
you can wear he looks so clean cut.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I wear a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I can't bring him home to my dad to hate
him because he's an F R word with a sleeve.

Speaker 11 (01:03:39):
This week in audio, speaking of things I hate, which,
by the way, people say, what do you love in
this world?

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
I love hating on things.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
It's the people at Chappelle show. The hater's ball.

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
It's It's like it can be an enjoyable pastime. Guys,
if I came into the show meeting and said, Hey,
I've got an idea. What if at the end of
every month, can you believe by the way I see
April's has been over?

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Nown't can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
But if at the end of every month I did
a song recapping things that happened in the news in
the past month, what would you guys say to that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
I got to hear it. That would be to make
fun of me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Wasn't there a a morning show that did that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:12):
There was a morning show and a guy who got
bounced out of radio throw due to lack of talent.
Who would do that every month? And it was always
the most awful.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
It was like a rap song or something. Wasn't I
would always do that stuff. There's multiple shows that do that, right.
There was some Oh it's the dude that was married
to Uh what's her face from? Or oh, I don't
know what's what's.

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
The official and then she's married to.

Speaker 15 (01:04:40):
Loser, some white dude who thinks he's a rapper and
he was part of he was part of a morning
I just know that he had like some serial Jensen Carp, Yes, Carp, Okay,
now it's all coming together.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Okay, Well, yes, you could make fun of me. You
would say that's done. Gina would mean girl meaning to
do it. It could be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Fun.

Speaker 11 (01:05:01):
Let's take the idea to the best writers in the
world and the best actor a comedic actor performer in
the world.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
It's a night show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Yes all right, stock marketed to a.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Good dive four oh one K wild ride.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
You might need a backup plan. Say hello to.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
So Much TV to discuss the pit white load, this
last of us and the drama feeling slamm but don't worry.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I to go as a PM.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
That's a white loadest reference about Jimmy, you need a diaper?
Why shouting out Jimmy? I love Jimmy. He's terrible heat.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
He turns up because he called it to the show
once support us. Yeah, you could have a chef who
just makes the worst food. But if he's nice, he's
a guy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
If you want to be a dick about it, then.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I prefer Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
I hate that he seems like a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
It definitely does.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I don't want anything and.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
He turns up. Greg what he does he's known for that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Hell, you want your jokes to be not funny, but
from a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Like whatco He's super nice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
So I just had to the chat GPT song about
things that happened in April twenty twenty five to the
tune of Happy Birthday. Oh okay, happy Birthday style song
bla blah. I don't because I don't think it's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
To the tune, but like it would be way short
of a song.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Big layoffs at Meta tiktoks and Beta. Trump's trial got
so crazy and Beyonce slaid Coachella. That was as good
as what found Stocks went on a bender a, I
got much weirder, lost ten in a row, but at
least there's a new Bridgerton though that was as good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
As what Jimmy found just serviceable.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
It says, do you want a dirtier version or one
more focused on specific? Are dirty? Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Was that from like a couple of years ago?

Speaker 15 (01:06:52):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:06:52):
I do? I just.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
Yeah, because Beyonce played like five Yeah she.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Was for sure? Yeah, I mean I uh dirty? Oh wait,
hold on, let's see it's uh, it's doing its thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Wrap. He says, you got here's a dirty version April
twenty twenty five recap to the tune of Happy Birthday.
Taylor flashed some cleavage, congress passed some bs, a TikTok,
Star got canceled for a banging her ex's friends. X okay,
Bezos launched a rocket then flashed his new socket. Some
OnlyFans leak, got wild, and Coachella was just topless chaos.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Okay, that's so basic.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
There's not really a lot of distinctive things in there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Hey, but hey, this is not the best riders in
late night, right exactly? Yes, all right, we're going to
get up, We're going to get a quick break. We've
got some more of the weekend audio coming up next
here on The Woody Show, and we're jumping right back
into this week in audio. Got a lot of Menace news.

(01:07:57):
Menace has been just non stop talking about the new
Kanye album. Oh he won't shut up about it. Don
To two, which was I guess kind of released three
years ago on a like the proprietary some kind of player,
you know, his own little iPod or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Yeah, but what do I always say when Kanye starts
acting weird online? That means new music's coming. Three years later,
here we are.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Now Menace got himself some new Kanye shoes and these
are interesting. I don't know how you're gonna feel about these,
but like when you walk in dirt or something soft,
you know how I'll leave like a like the print shoe. Yeah,
little swastikas get stamped out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
I was like walking behind Menace. He'd walk through some
water and then I saw it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
I was like, wow, man, that's inappropriate.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
Called the air Hitler's yeah is well, here is uh.
Here is a one of the tracks called come in
Size Night. Here's a There's a track from Yea called
Kim k.

Speaker 16 (01:08:57):
And Chris Jentnerman our rebuke in the name of Jesus,
allow my man Yay to raise his black children.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
White heathens should not be allowed to.

Speaker 16 (01:09:07):
Control a black man's child and involve them in all
type of demonic debauchery to corrupt innocent souls.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Never take the family picture off the fridge.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
Never stand between a man and his kids. Got enough security?
He's fine, he ain't got enough security, is what. That's
give me back my kids or you can I'll conce
I'll put your security at risk.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Like, we don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
If I was a kid, I'd be like, mom, can
you like hide me?

Speaker 15 (01:09:43):
Please?

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
No, he's still like kings with his kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
You know, we don't we are allowed to use lyrics
and like courts, but courts, yeah, well she does.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
I think have all sort of decision making power over
the kids. Would the best.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Well, you know, I know what.

Speaker 11 (01:09:56):
He's not so far on with a new Kanye album.
But what if if I told you there's a track
called mister Miyagi. That's that's some good fun throwback stuff.
It is all right, this is mister Migi is what
was he going by?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Just yeah, oh just yeah, all right you mister.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Don't send me and I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
You don't face?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
All right? Where it is? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:10:27):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Whatever, whatever happened to this Kanye?

Speaker 16 (01:10:29):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
This was He's gone?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
This was this was fun Kanye.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
He lost to us.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Yeah, he performed this live at like one of the
award shows, and damn it's catchy. I mean it's it's
I still like I hate him. I think he's so annoying,
but I do like this song, this one, and what's
what's the other one I like from Kanye.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
There's so many like good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
No, there's not so many.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I'm talking to good ones fellas in Paris forget what
oh wait, I think it's I think it's this one
and look at me?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Thank you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Yeah, good life.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
What's problem is Page he has so many good songs
that could go together with montages.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
You're like, oh, get.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Use out, mamma, I'm gonna put eating.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
I mean, there's there's been a saying for the past
couple of years of like I missed the old Kanye.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Yeah, those two songs. God, this guy, what's but mister
Miagi is so kroakey. That's good. Yeah, that's really good.
Remember this song I love.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
That one night nice live flash Live Flash.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Hold on me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
You know this song?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I think, yeah, yeah, like of course it is like
that's not fair either way.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
It's yeah, it's a good song.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Anyway, I think it's beensued by some of the producers
so they can get paid for this new album.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
So yeah, good yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Cool.

Speaker 11 (01:12:06):
This week and audio This is from Menace, he found
as he does TV coverage of the Lea Booboo Craze.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
I explained, everybody, what what the hell is little Booboo Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
The Boo Boo is probably like, look they look like
the adults. Yeah, they look like little stuffed animals. People
can clip them on their their pants or children wear
them or their backpacks. No, no, adults. You can find
them at PopMart, which PopMart is basically in malls around America,
and they become very popular.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
They be popular, Ye, been.

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
Popular, And so the NBC Chicago saw that a bunch
of people were lined up outside and I give mega
credit to one of the announcers for calling out this
stupid craze.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
Fans of the Boo Boo have been waiting. They want
to get their hands on a vinyl plush pennant blind box.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
I know you are.

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
They were outside the shops at North Bridge starting at
two am.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
What I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
They just started getting popular on TikTok and the internet.
You know how everything on the internet gets popular, And
now everybody's just here trying to get them. As they're rare,
they're hard to get. They sell out in like seconds online.

Speaker 7 (01:13:11):
My boss called them hideous, but I think they're adorable.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Get anouncer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
The honesty, the honesty. Well, by the way, the Boo Boo.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
If they're not being sued by the creator of Where
the Wild Things Are. I don't know what's going on
because they are just the monsters from Where the Wild
Things Are. Whoever illustrated that we should be suing for
Billy and the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Boo Boo have been waiting.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
They want to get their hands on a vinyl plush
pennant blind box.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I know you li.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Awesome designers from China. You know they don't care about
I P I think dead too. Can we teariff in
the booo?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
That's what I was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
They are stupid and they are just the newest thing.
Let's go to the little Boo Boo meet up that's
going down There is one of those coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Somebody said, yeah, this was good too, and that's thank you.
I forgot about this one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
The whole album was good. I can't wait much longer. Yeah,
the conedy fun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
And then he went, Then he went, did he get
hit by vonteze Berfect the same way as Antonio Brown did? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Did he get Tracy Morgan?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
I mean through the wires all about how he was
in a major car accident and almost died.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Yeah, but then he was great after that, you know,
like because he had that through the Wire song which
was one of his first ones. He can't deteriorate after that. Yeah,
that Through the Wire song. His whole jaw was wired shut, right,
So that's the song through the Wire. He did the
entire song, you know, yeah, through the Wire. So I

(01:15:00):
was like, he's I just drink this is a Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
What about all the rumors menace or sea Bass that
he has a ghost writer?

Speaker 12 (01:15:08):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
Well, ghost writer I haven't heard, but like definitely, like
I've heard a lot and like people to speak out
like that. They came up with certain samples that he
gets credit for so.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Much, and I was repeat what said listening to the
words from mister Miyagi, awful ghost rider?

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Who it is?

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Yeah, I think they've all jumped off, but they're not
on board anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
She's been trying to be she felt this, so she's
been throwing it down and said trying to be I've
been trying to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Be su This is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
He could have been the ventrolquist because if he's doing
this out moving his mouth, Yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Do you wish to get our wire? Josh Ward show?
I do than when we leave so much.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
So Skinny, we got some more of the weekend audio.
That's coming up next to this right now, I can
hear man you get her mouth? Why chef m shold
we wire is Josh shut again? The Woody Show and

(01:16:08):
welcome back, and let's wrap things up with this week
in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Also from the Menace News Menace News Desk. Yeah, six
oh seven unk, what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Who is that? That's a person?

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
An advisor.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, he's a guy who has been through the system.
He's done a lot of things in his life. He's
a I guess he lives in Saint Louis now. Shockingly,
and six oh seven NC tells a story in this
particular eclip that men has found about.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
How he was getting locked up for the weekend. He
didn't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
He wanted to find a way to get out and
get out of holding.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah, who would want to be locked I would suck.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
So here's some of the things that six oh seven
NK did.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
All right, I get locked up, right, I get locked
up with a lot of Caflic tickets. It's on a Friday,
so I gotta be in there all week and it
only feeds you honeybulls, but the same honey bull If
they feed you, you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Kind of like you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
The four pillow too, So I tell him I got diabetes.
He asked me what type I had and I said five.
He said, no, you don't got diabetes. You think I
thought it was really a five diabetes. So I'm tipping already,
so like, damn, I can't use that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
So type five diabetes didn't work?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
You have five five two?

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
And a good question, Greg, because yeah, that doesn't sound here.
You hear blooney sandwiches in jail. Yeah, but I believe
so that's that's a commissary state.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
That's from your canteen.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Sure I believe that. So he said, okay, well the
diabetes isn't working to get me out here on medical?

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
What others? What else could I do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
So like I for to kill myself? He said, will
kill yourself? Then, like what the can I do? So
I laid down on the ground and put myself. I
laid still for a long time. They called the ambulm
that call everybody where. They got there and they made
me set up for.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Like an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
First, I sall some you just gotta keep to yourself
and that's why I'm gonna listen, and you're over himself
and stay still, and he called what the ambulance right right.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
The sois just co said, hey, man, keep some too late.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
I'm spilling all the secrets.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
Six or seven.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
Un says, well that the urination all over myself didn't work.
What if I up to the ante with a little caca.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I like, wait, they do something.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
I know when you I mean you dead. So I
go here real quick when they get.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
There to come in they know, I feel like At
the same time, give me the real games I play
on me. And they said you got a mental problem,
and they took me to the mental hospital.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Ball kept me up for thirty days.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I could have got out on two days. They kept
me up for thirty days. Paul I turned to an
autist though I was a drawing all kind of shit.

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
What did we learn? D A bunch of as words?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Sure, I mean, yeah, nobody wants to be in jail.
Would you rather be in a mental hospital or they
keep you mental hospital? Me too?

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
But thirty verses two, yeah two, because.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Yeah, I would rather do thirty in a mental.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Week in jail. Isn't like pound me in the prison.
It's a bunch.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Of d drunk tank yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
About Yeah, she survived, well, I did a drunk tank yeah,
I didn't go to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
It was like launch to the New Black.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
No, no, no, there was no.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
I was not like in bars or anything. It was
literally an office lobby. They had a desk there and
they had like mats on the floor on the side.
We weren't encased in any way. It was just yeah,
it was not you literally slept on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
A mat on the floor so you didn't get like
a nick came out in the yard.

Speaker 15 (01:19:27):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
No, there were no bars, There was no jail involved.

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
It was just sleep on this until you're soberg.

Speaker 11 (01:19:38):
This week in audio, little game SeaBASS original invention. How
do they owey? That's where I play you audio and
you guess how these people hurt themselves?

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
All right, oh my god, oh yeah, okay myself, Yeah,
I know this one.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
So on three one two three air, I don't know
how how fast the boat was going across the water
to cut a little bit of air on the front,
and then the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Plane taking off when he told me about flipped.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
And then just came right back down to the water.
I guess they were okay, bad. Not by which by
fractured ribs and broken collar bone, you mean okay and
fractured me. They lived, they're not dead. Yeah, they were
just on Lake Havasuit trying to go, say, two hundred
miles an hour. And yeah, it's really easy to just
catch the air.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
It's very redundant to say it. But have you ever
had a broken ribs? I had one and it was
it takes months to feel better. So our old phone screnner. Julianne.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
She used to go to Lake have a suit and
then what was the other film? She said, Tuscan instead
of Tucson. I'm going to Tuscan. God bless her. Lake
Havasuite tracks for julian Absolutely, she's still this week in audio.
All right, So if somebody is screaming, what you're about
to hear it you the room. What are they trying

(01:21:01):
to get you to do? They're screaming, like yelling at you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Yeah you're here, so you're hearing this. This is not
in English. Spoiler alert, come towards you. They're screaming to
get away. You listen to the audience, the contact.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
You'll think it sounds like no fighting, teky blinders fighting,
no fighting.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
No fighting, no effing fighting, that kind.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Of what it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Yeah, you'll think it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Sounds like somebody forgot to make dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
He guesses, what going on?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
What are they saying? Shut up and get out of here?

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Maybe sort of? It's not give you a clue. It's Portuguese,
not Spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Okay, so it's not like get out.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
Yes that's correct, yeah, get out stop it.

Speaker 11 (01:22:15):
That is a a woman who it was. She was
this is from South Polo, Brazil. That's why it's Portugueze.
And she wanted she was wondering, hey, why is this?
Why is the delay? Why aren't we leaving? She's in
first class American Airlines, and so she says, you know
what I should do? I should walk into the cockpit
and ask the pilot why it's taking so long.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
When you do that, that's the flight atendant screening.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
They don'ts around in Brazil.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
No, yeah, you're away from here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Get no fighting. If you haven't watched Peggy Blinders yet,
you should watch. They're still doing that movie, right, they
should be. I think they're doing a Peggy Blinders movie,
are you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Oh yeah, whatever, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, the rest of them will be the all right,
thank you very much. Weekend Audio More Woody shows Next
time Baby's jake up a conversation with the person next
to you who's also starting driving.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
How's it going. We'll be right back. As you know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
It's a throwback Thursday, and this is when we welcome
into the studio. He is the pride of Pacoima. He
is the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
Turn Up and the Woody Show, Merch Store, woodieshow Merch
dot Com, Ladies and Gentlemen, el president A d J
Tim Martina. Two things before I forget number one. We

(01:23:36):
cannot add any more titles. It so is becoming so
difficult to remember them all. That's number one, number two
and very exciting. We found out that DJ Tim Martinez
is going to be going with us on the Disney
Cruise to Alaska. Yeah, I love which is gonna be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
That gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
I'm glad you're going.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Yeah, it's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
I think it's gonna be so much fun. Now I'll
tell a little story here out of school. I'm not
going to mention any names. Nobody mentioned names, but one
of the other shows, uh that they bring a bunch
of shows from all over and anyway. So they made
a big point to say, like I don't party, and
we're like okay, cool, well too, well news flash, I do? Yeah, Tim,

(01:24:26):
does we do like already pre party? And when you
say that, does that just mean like you're straight that
it's gonna be my question? Does that mean like you
don't drink at all? Or at least I wouldn't say
that I quote party, but like I will hang, Yeah,
I'll hang socially, We'll have some drinks and stuff like that,

(01:24:47):
because that is kind of a vague. I'm not raging.
Does that mean that you're not socializing or I don't
get drunk? Is even that's different.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Here's when people say I don't party, I just think
that they're raging. They're getting wild and crazy, which I
mean don't do.

Speaker 19 (01:25:05):
We probably should have a definition of party, right because
I got to be honest, like you're gonna see me
like I'm doing it all. I'm doing it all and
you will rarely find me without an alcoholic beverage.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Okay, so this is this is the other cool thing.
So I'm bringing my wife Jen. Yeah see you're you're
bringing a child with you, You're bringing your husband and
the steps.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
I'm also bringing my child's babysitter. Oh my husband, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
And I told him that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
I said, if you guys come, you are committing to
watch from him, for you are committing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
And he's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
See that's the good thing about being the step mom.
You made this person.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
All the time, he's yours, right, he's yours.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Ye can be selected at school. But the greg's bringing
uh Mario, and then a couple of friends and then
you're you're bringing party. You're bringing nacho right now.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
And then our good friend dumb ass Tiles Tyler AKAAVT Hell.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Yeah, that guy. He spent all his money on a truck.
I don't think he'd be able to afford to cruise.

Speaker 6 (01:26:12):
Yeah. No, we because like six years ago, because I
really really wanted to go to Alaska and no one
would go with me, and Tyler's like, dude, I will
go to Alaska with you. And then so when this opportunity,
of course he did. With this opportunity, he was the
only one out of anybody. And when this opportunity came up,
I was like, I have to invite him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah, it's nice. I mean he's the kind of guy
I'm sure who sat through a bunch of like timeshare
sales pitches. He's just just to get yeah, to get
like a set of pots and pans, get it to
meet him.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Oh he's a character. How much did he spend on
that truck? He got it, He got up on the
truck and he spent like, how much was that truck?
It was six hundred dollars a month least or six fifty.
But the term on it, I remember it was like
it was six hundred bucks for like one hundred months
or so.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Yeah, he was like years, I'll pick up a truck
for six hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
No, no, no, no, it was it was years or something,
five years in with like eight years left. Yeah, five years,
five years and eight years left.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
What a good deal.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
That's and honestly, that's how he got the nickname that
that day is. From now on, you are dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
He's a titan of industry.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Jeez.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Well, I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. We're gonna be on the
Disney Wonder We'll be cruising up to Alaska. We're doing
the show from the cruise ship the entire week, so
actually not that Monday, because that Monday is Memorial Day.
But then for the rest of the week we'll be
doing the show from the cruise ship. It's gonna be
really tough, guys, but we're gonna figure out how to
make it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Anyway, DJ Tim Martinez and DJ Actual DJ back in
the day spinning all these songs, and he is here
because we put him in charge of selecting on a
throwback Thursday. What song we're gonna go up in the
club with a right and what do you got for
us this week?

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 19 (01:27:57):
You hear this song in the club you were out
of madically finding the closest person to you, whether you
know them or not.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Come with me and your party dance floor.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
So we're doing nineteen ninety strike it up black Ball
first of all, Box the Woody Showy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Clur.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
You know what I think about I think about Jock Jams.
You guys remember Jock Jams. It's Jock Jams, dude. Now,
that's what I call Jock Jams.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
You know, sorry, I don't know what I know. That's
I know Jock.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
I have been like a big like cheerleaders because.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
It's like every sporting of this the only Seler that
ever has like, no music ever, step is memorable to me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Black Box, strike it up up in the clurb, It's
the Woody Show, throw Back Thursday, all about eighty seven,
Throwback Thursday, up to the club with black Box. Yes
that is strike it up. Yeah, we said Jock Jams.
I've tried to remember what other songs were on always
like you all ready for this? And also before he

(01:29:08):
got canceled because of all the pedophilia. Gary Glitter, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
You don't hear that anymore, No you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
You don't get to hear that one note song that
came up, And I thought like, I'm not even sure
if it's old enough to be and up in the clere,
but this is a guilty pleasure song. This is enreaky
I glacias in Pitbull.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Do you go?

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
You guys heard the song?

Speaker 18 (01:29:33):
Yeah you guys, Yeah yeah, this version is yeah, oh yeah,
hold on yeah, hold on yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
I was like, where the hell is Pitbull on there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Yeah, there it is, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought my
my my ears were failing. You're like, what's this? It
sounds a little different maybe on tripping.

Speaker 12 (01:30:04):
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
And yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
We're gonna cut it all tonight. Yeah, and I hate that,
I know you do. I hate that you but I
love this song, Darling, please excuse me, excuse now.

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
Me down and.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Your boyfriends on the occasion.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
He's gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Her shad stream.

Speaker 9 (01:30:50):
The way you boy comes A mom.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Never had really, I think she was working with a
Remember Mark and Bran, She's working with Mark Thompson Bay
And yeah, this didn't get That's a great song.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
I don't know it either.

Speaker 8 (01:31:10):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Twenty ten in the school for the desk, I mean,
Tim and Menace. When are you going to stop being
surprised that Sammy doesn't know a song? You both freak out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Like I'm not the one that wasn't a club soon?
That was a big that was the big, greatest of
my surprise is always you know when it comes to
something like that twenty ten? When you leave here, do
you go to a cave? Do you go to like
the Aaron Rodgers, like Silence Retree?

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Are you completely tree? I know?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
But like do you never have the TV on?

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Do you never go into a store? Are you never
out with a marginal drinking somewhere?

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
I know how I missed the song I've never heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
You for me too, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Well, anything meant anything anything.

Speaker 19 (01:32:00):
Two thousand and five on, I give Sammy the benefit
of the doubt for sure, like there's a seventy thirty
that she's got it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Yeah, but then we.

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
As we get closer, like twenty ten, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Yeah, thank you, for sure she knows this way.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
It popped up like I got to I like that
pit Bull Kesha song.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
What what year is that?

Speaker 12 (01:32:21):
That big.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Timber Yeah, oh god, oh god, damn it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Oh that song was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Rather Chuck Delson than oh God, it's terrible. Thank you,
Tim Martinez. Okay, John, I think it's I hate her
so much.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Oh yeah, I don't hate any thoughts on her.

Speaker 19 (01:32:40):
Wait, sorry, real quick. You hate Princete, you hate pit Bull,
you hate Christina. I'm sorry, Kesha, dude, I don't like
Christina Aguila, and I think you throw.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Her on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
I think Justin.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
I think you're not a Justin fan.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
I don't care about Justin. Okay, well, take her leave.
I don't like Queen, Oh the bad Queen.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Okay, theatrical.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
I'm just trying to figure out. I'm writing down all
the people you hate.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
I just don't like them. I just don't like the song.
I don't want to say I hate them. There's no
real justification for other than like it's not my thing,
and I just don't you know, he just hates them.
I get where people do like him. Yeah, it's just
not me.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Do you get you get why people like Kesha?

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Yeah, that's really that one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Yeah No, I don't understand that one at all.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
I mean, it's okay, I love everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
And then she made it worse when she came out
and she's like I'm a victim.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
And just crying about everything.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
And then and everybody pretended that she wasn't just some
like real basic pop carbon copy you know artist that
could be anybody. I'd say that could be anybody. All
of a sudden we had to pretend like she was
like some really deep, really great ours all because she
had a bad experience or something whatever the hell his name?
Who cares who? Yeah, I don't care about anything. I

(01:33:52):
hated her before all that wow I had that had
nothing to do with it, just like I found her annoying,
like like what up?

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Good morning? God?

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Damn, you don't want to say you feel like he
did in the Not in the Morning. Thank you, Tim Hey,
thank you Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Man is the WOODI showhow all right? Welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is a pre Friday. It's May first. It's Gina's birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Yeah, just get used to hearing that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
You're mentioned all day. Yeah, it's just your birthday all
day it is. Yeah, celebrate it's May first, it's May Day,
May Day. What are you supposed to do for May Day?
Because it's first?

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
And don't you dance around it?

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
No idea?

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Yeah, somebody look up may Day and what's the what's
the what's the purpose? The parent It's like ribbons may Day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
I thought it would be like military thing may Day,
may Day.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
No, No, it's not may Days. That would be all
one word.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
It has roots in ancient pagan spring festivals also celebrate
as international workers.

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
It comes up every year and I tell you it's
a big comedy thing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Well, also a lot of restaurants.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Are closed on my birthday, so I think that's related.

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Speaking of flying, it's Frequent Flyer Day okay. Yeah, Greg's
a frequent flyer.

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Yeah, it's a couple appreciation day. All babe, it's learned
to Ride a Bike Day. I don't trust adults who
don't know how to ride a bike.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
That's pretty weird.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
And adults who don't know how to swim. Come on,
at some point, you should have figured that out. You've
been on vacation, right, I mean you've been to a
hotel as a pool, you've been to a friend's house
or somebody that's got a pool. Yeah, you didn't think to, like,
I don't know, like figure out how to swim.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
A lot of people I grew up in cities that
don't know how to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Okay, but again, you go places, especially especially if you
live in a city, you get.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Out of the city and right and there's y mcas.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
I don't trust it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
It's a National Loyalty Day, It's New Homeowner's Day, Greg's
phone in sick day for Menace, It's National Purebred Dog
Day because he says shop don't adopt. And today is
National aukoud Parfe Day. Yes please Yeah, one thing, I mean,
this whole like Shador Sanders thing as has been playing out.

(01:36:07):
One thing I thought was really funny. I don't know
did we cover it this week about how so Shiloh Sanders.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
Oh, yeah, we haven't talked about it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
He has signed with.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
New management and Shiloh his former agent was his dad,
Dion Sanders. But after the whole thing was shad or
him sliding in the fifth round of the NFL Draft,
Shiloh decided to explore his options. Oh, I didn't even
know there was a Shiloh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
Oh you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Yeah, they played on the same team.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
Oh they did.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Yeah, who knew?

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Yeah, says dad was our agent, but that hasn't been
working out too good. So today I had to sign
with an agent. Now, no bad blood there. Yeah, neither
of them had an agent during the draft, but Dion
was advising him.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
Now I did see.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
There was a bunch of NFL executives who said that
the reason everybody's talking about, like why Shiloh slid so far,
because he treated the whole thing like a recruitment instead
of a job interview.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
So he was going like, what are you going to
do for me? Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Well, that's according to a bunch of reportedly by a
number of executives from different teams who who met with him.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
I was just listening to podcast on this and they said,
unlike the NBA, the NFL will show you who's in charge, right,
and that's why.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
You have to Yeah, they keep that control before someone's
even taking a snap.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
They keep the owners in line, they keep the players
in line. And this is how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
I mean, the owners run the place because the league,
the league will do whatever the owners collectively want to do. Uh,
the league will back them up. But when it comes
to the players, absolutely, they all make sure the owners
and the league make sure they know who's in charge.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
The other thing is and I thought this is interesting
they were saying, because I remember, like I think it's
Lamar Jackson from the Baltimore Ratbirds who doesn't have an agent.
He does everything himself, mom right something. Yeah, I don't know,
but he doesn't have like a professional sports and he's
done pretty well for himself. But a lot of the
execus was saying, that's kind of the other thing that

(01:38:05):
hurt Shador in the draft is because of this other stuff,
like he could have benefited from somebody who had to
experience say hey dude, here's how we're going into these meetings,
here's how we're doing. I mean, his dad's always been
a big mouth, blow hard, you know, but that's the
kid that's prime, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
But anyway, what.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Else has happened in the world of entertainment menace? Well,
Royal insiders say Prince Williams plans on stripping Meghan Markle
and Prince Harry of any type of titles when he
finally takes over over King Charles and no, no, the Sussex. Yeah,
the Sussex, Like so you can't use any title. They

(01:38:43):
wouldn't have Sussex. So what would their last name be?

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
No, they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
I never isn't it windsor well, I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:38:56):
Is Sussex though it is?

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Ye?

Speaker 16 (01:38:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Wait, well Charles?

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Yeah what is king for this question?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Did you hear King Charles? Prince whoever, Princess whatever? But
what's the last name?

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
I guess is Windsor maybe that was.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
Diana Sussex mount Baton windsor with the what Yeah, I'm
looking at King Charles.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
Title. Yeah, the surname is mount Baton hyphen Windsor.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Although on that dumb Netflix show, Megan pointed out to somebody,
my name is not making Markle at Sussex, right.

Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
I guarangee, that's not on her driver's she's Duchess of Sussex, right,
but that's not much longer.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
But that's what she said, Like you said, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
What she was telling us.

Speaker 11 (01:39:38):
This is the reverse version of people who it's just
a being called doctor, except that's at the end of
the Yeah, at the end of the name.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
At the beginning of the name.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Yeah, it just says Prince Henry of Wales, like looking
and Henry Charles Albert David.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Okay, they could just go with Diana's last name, Spencer,
you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Yeah, but yeah, they said that Prince William, the house
is Windsor the House of Windsor, Charles the Third, the father,
mother and Diana Spencer.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
Well, Williams believes that they portrayed the family in one
of the movie and that Markole has violated an agreement
that she did with Queen Elizabeth by saying that they
wouldn't use any royal highness titles in any way.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
Who I mean, she's so good at everything though, who cares.
I'm just saying, like, yeah, also Prince Harry and then
google his mom Diana's doctor. Oh yeah, I did do that,
and they do look like spitting him in And here's the.

Speaker 8 (01:40:39):
Thing too that's very interesting to me is that Harry's
kids red hair like you wouldn't believe, which means that
it's a dominant trait being passed down. But William doesn't
have it, and his kids don't have red hair, but
Harry and all of his kids do.

Speaker 6 (01:40:51):
Yeah, okay, so interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Would you rather have a full head of red hair
or be like prematurely balding the way that is?

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
Yeah, what's your choice?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Because you're redhead? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
Wow, shot coming from you?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
A full head of red hair, because dude, by the
time he was what thirty, he already looked like George Costanza.
Huh yeah, it hasn't heard him from pulling hot chicks,
you know. Yeah, No, I don't know do full head
of red?

Speaker 9 (01:41:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Red hair? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Well what do you? I know you hate hearing about this,
but just the royals. One last story about it. Bill
Belichick his girlfriend and I'm sure it's not going to
go away because they are the couple right now. But
apparently they were out dining and his girlfriend, Jordan Hudson,
had a ring on her ring finger.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Stop.

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
Oh no, is that like illegal to do?

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Can you not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Women do that legal?

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Yeah, but like, can't you just wear a ring on
her ring finger? Some people will be like it's a
promised ring or whatever. Past this couple, Oh all right,
well apparently people are talking about it. How about this Dexter? Now,
this is a TV show that I haven't watched one
frame of, like Breaking Bad, but people love it. Now

(01:42:15):
the Resurrection, the premiere series, the series that it's going
to bring the whole thing backster Resurrection. Yeah, Resurrection is
coming out Sunday, July thirteenth, but if you're a big
Paramount Plus user, you can actually watch two episodes early
on July eleven. Now did you just recently get a
Paramount Plus Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
I not about yeah, six months six months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Yeah. Now I started to get ester for I think
it was for Beavis and butt Head and Fraser. Okay, great, yeah,
oh yeah, the New Fraser, and then I tried Dexter.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
I watched one episode.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
I was like, ey, not into it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
I decided by the way, Fraser is one of my
favorite shows of all time. The New Fraser, I don't
like it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Oh not that great?

Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
Yeah I loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Yeah, because I went back and tried to finish out
and then after because I was excited for I think
part of it was I was excited for the new episodes, right,
and I watched him. I think it was my excitement
that kind of led to a better review, or you know,
I came away with a better feeling about it. But
then after calming down and just taking it easy for
a second, Great, it's not I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
Watch it, but like, what's up with not bringing them back?
A lot of characters?

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
That's what it's missing. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
You gotta have at least Niles and Niles his nephew,
Like why is he there? Yeah, it's very annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
It's annoying, all right, Well, great Actor Terrence Howard says
that he passed on a biopic of Marvin Gaye because
he said that he didn't want to do the gay scenes,
because he said that he can't just do it half
assed in his acting. I think he said. I think

(01:43:59):
what he's implying is that he that he goes full method.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Why need you do the movie when it came to
like the gay sex stuff. Why couldn't you get like
a stunt homo or something. I don't know, you bring
that in.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
It was only a kissing scene too.

Speaker 6 (01:44:14):
Yeah, he said, no, dude, I go one hundred percent
and he goes, I just can't do it. I would
have to cut my lips off. Oh I kissed the manner.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Yeah, I'll just have to cut someone who's a thousand percentxual.
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
It's like it's just the way you're He's just born
that way.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
But you couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
You went, You went oil wrestling with a bunch of dudes.
I didn't put my lips on her wings. Yeah, but
you guys were oiled up, and that's just athletics. Guys
act like it all right.

Speaker 20 (01:44:43):
Yeah it's shim. We're gonna sit like it's shi and
you know we don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
We'll start with some throwback Thursday birthday. It's a couple
of throwback celebrity birthdays. He was Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.
Darius McCarry is forty nine. Ray Parker Junior, he's the
guy singing the Ghostbusters theme song. He's seventy one today.
From there, we got Tim McGraw, the country singer who's
been laying the pipe to Faith Hill since nineteen ninety six.

(01:45:19):
He's fifty eight years old. Today writer director Wes Anderson
is fifty six. He got Nicholas Brawn, who plays cousin
Greg on HBO Succession. He is thirty six. Jamie Dorning
Christian Gray in the Fifty Shades of Gray movie is
forty three. Julie Benz, who played Rita Bennett on Dexter.
Speaking of Dexter, is fifty three. Madeline Brewer, you would

(01:45:42):
know from Handsmaid's Handmaid's Tail and Orange is the New
Black New Season Baby thirty two years old?

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Was it you know you were watching?

Speaker 7 (01:45:50):
Oh I'm anto, I'm Handmaidsdale. Oh yeah, that's Janine on Handmaidsdale.

Speaker 3 (01:45:55):
American Choppers stud Paul Tittle Senior is seventy six, and
James Murray from Impractical Jokers is forty eight. Your porno
birthday today is Zoe Fox and Today's birthday Girl. She's
been laid more than a plane full of tourists arriving
in Hawaii. That's in two hundred and eight fine film.
There's a lot of lays.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
She was in I Have an Appetite for Something Tight Nice.
She was in I've Got It Bad for Stepdad, Volume three.
I'm Nuts for Nuts Volume one. She was fantastic in.
Zoe Fox orders the stuffed muff pizza. You stuffed fueh.

(01:46:38):
Zoe Fox orders the stuffed muffed pizza. I'm probably play
on this stuffed crust pizza pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
And then who can forget her unforgeta role in That
Rapper Destroyed My Crapper. That's Zoe Fox, who's thirty two
years old today, And that's your porno birthday, our celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Thursday morning. Look at what's happening.
It's around the world of entertainment. You're on the and
with the Royal Family.

Speaker 4 (01:47:07):
That might be my favorite title ever. Yeah, that rapper
destroyed My Crapper.

Speaker 3 (01:47:11):
We're gonna take a quick break more Woodie shows next,
hang on, I'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world shows. I
don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Well, I said for Thursday, everybody sweet, I'm gonna make
it quick because I cannot wait to get out of here.
Sleepeas Full show podcast fifteen to thirty minute podcast find
if I go into the woodieshow dot com. We are
back tomorrow and tomorrow, thank god, Tomorrow Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Yeah, on Monday, I thought it was Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Dude, I've been so messed up this week, but yesterday,
especially Wednesday, went super slow.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
But that is what the week to be over.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Yeah, I feel that Tomorrow fail stories, d U i Q,
other stuff, maybe some dad jokes if we got time
that more or tomorrow Friday here on the Woodies Show.
And anything you got for us in the meantime, leave
it on the after hours voicemail eight seven to seven
forty four. What he follow us on social media at
the Wity Show, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Yes, it is scientifically proven, Gina that people who have
more birthdays live longer.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
Check out on them.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Yeah, and happy birthday, Gina. I know we're in a
rush today, but I feel like we can get one
more happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
I hope you get that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
BJ you're looking Yeah, I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
Jay all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Friday.
Have a great rest of your day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.