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The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well, today is May the second,
twenty twenty five. Today is Friday. Yeah, finally, end of
another week. This Wednesday was today. Wednesday was like I
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had some good momentum, gone, Wednesday hit a wall, and
then yesterday pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Today.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We're gonna get through it as quickly as we can.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thank you for being here. We are the Woodie Show.
It is Friday, all right, Welcome to Friday. I'm Woody.
That's Greg Gory Menace, Good morning, Happy Friday, Jee Friday,
post birthday Gina. Yeah yeah see now it's over. Now
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you gotta move on. Okay, although Menace, what would you
do because you're a birthday month guy? Out Sea Bass
Sammy Boort, Menji, we got Morgan Vaughan. Everybody's here as
a birthday month guy, and your birthday is the twenty eighth. Okay,
so you celebrate the entire month starting out October first,
and he goes all the way through the thirty first. Yep,
if your birthday is on the first, work I mean,
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does it have to be like so that would start
on your actual birthday and go through the end of
May or y.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I it's not ideal. Uh first, it is a nightmare
for a birthday month, but you are allowed to celebrate
all month long.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I like that, And I do have little birthday things
sprinkled around the next week or so, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Like what are you doing this weekend? Anything for your birthday?
Because like, yeah, do you have yesterday? It was like
like a soccer game or something.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Do a soccer game for the kid? ReLit the cake.
But and I got some lunches with friends. But next week,
you know how I like to do super cool stuff
that's totally normal and nobody makes One of a girlfriend
of mine said, hey, do you want to go get
your colors done with me? I'll pay And I go,
what do you mean, like you know your seasonal colors?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I go, yeah, yeah, like you know remember in
the eighties, like you're a winter, you're an autumn.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh god that yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
But this week and also I get my eyebrows nano bladed.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, what's nano bladed?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, so it's like microblading microblades. I've done it a
few No.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Basically, it's like a temporary tattoo on.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's not it's not really temporary.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
They take a blade and they nick your eyebrows like
a billion times, and then they fill it in with
dye so it looks like you have actual eyebrows, because
I really don't have any kim I do. I've done
it like three times, and uh, now I'm going to
try the nano blade.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
But what is the difference.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
What's the nanoblade versus finer hair flick?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So it looks a little more natural, more full, well,
more natural, okay, And so it's a thinner blade. Yeah, okay,
So it's gonna hurt and I'm gonna look like Groucho
marks for a few days. Yeah, don't make fun of me.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
And always that's it really dark and you can't get
it wet, like you can't tattoo, so when you're in
the shower and stuff like.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That, you can't. It's gonna scab. You can't touch it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wait, so how are you going to take a shower?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You can't. You can't get your face wet a.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Few days, so you're not gonna shower for a few days.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Pick my head out of the shower, I've done this
one thousand and there are times where I've literally put
on like swim goggles, shower Yeah, oh absolutely, like big ones.
So my eyebrows are gonna look a little fed up
for a while, but I guarantee me it'll be worth it.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Just do your colors thing again.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh yeah, like am I a winter or am I
a deep autumn?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
So like a true spread that mean color should wear.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, you go and you have no makeup on, and
we're white at this like color analysis place, and then
they drape over you all these different colors.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's a real place. So there's a whole place that's
just dedicated. That's their only that's what they do. It's
not like one of the services.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
That's a job.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Colors miss you out. It makes you look tired, but
you really shine in.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's a job for boring housewives, done by boring housewifely
see bass.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And by the way, I think the Internet should have
eliminated this cost.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Oh it's it's like north of like one fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
For someone to say, Okay, so I wear red. What
did I wear it last week? Oh? I wore that
kind of navy blue shirt. You know, it's not black
or gray, so it's a different color for me. Yeah,
you know, it's halfway to black. Daring and someone said, oh,
that color looks really good on you.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, now that was free. I got that in the hallway,
you know. And that's also you just wear someone and
somebody says, oh that looks good or you know what,
you think you look good?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I kind of do, but it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I didn't suggest it. She wants to do this for
my birthday, so I said, okay, let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So she's going to pay for the whole thing everybody's
talking about at the Monster Truck rally. But don't don't
say you know how much this costs to do this.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I looked at it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, Greg, take a guess. Let's just all take a
guess for this is just a consultation, right, Like, it's
not like you don't get any product.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
It's just advice basically, Yeah, you just get your like
And how long does it take like an hour?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
An hour? An hour?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So one hour for them to tell you what your
colors are?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Well, she kind of told us, she said, she just told.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Us often to women.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Two hundred I'll say one seventy. I'm gonna venture north
of one fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, over one hundred fifty less than two hundred.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm looking at this specific one right now. Yeah,
it's it's one fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, so it's not so okay, guys, associate, it wasn't
north of one fifty.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
So technically, technically with at with the add on, it's
one seventy with the add on, Yeah, which is what
you're well, there's overtones and undertones.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh my god, I say you're getting your hair color.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It was the only people laughing in the room for so.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Many reasons, and ladies, I don't know how you do it, honestly,
Like there's so much that you concern yourselves with and
is it necessary. No, yes, but it kind of comes
with the territory. It comes with the territory, right.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
But I do like all the dumb crap that I do,
Like it's totally unnecessary and ridiculous, but it is fun.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I think it's fun.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Tell the starlet starving child in Africa who's not getting
a meal today, Okay, you had fun with their watch.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I'll be like, oh, dB, what are you doing to
give back to the community?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
But nothing like, for example, like you know that place
I've been going to where the haircuts and the straight
razor shave and all that kind of stuff. I got
a manicure and pedicure for the first time ever those
up until I went to this place. To wash my face,
I've never used anything other than bar soap or most
of the time for most of my life. As I'm
shampooing my hair, I take whatever lad is on my
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face and I just go like this, yes, and then
we're lying. But who never has any kind of like
breakout or I'm looking at.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Your black shirt right now, there's no dandrophon there, no yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
And a lot of stuff for guys is like first
atile like it is all in one.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's like this is your shampoo and body ash and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Isn't it really all kind of the same stuff. They
know what they always say about like they just charge
women more and they say different things, but make it pay.
It's essentially the same.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I mean, I use very.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Are very cheap because that like I know the secrets
like the dupes. But yeah, some people just like expensive
crap and they're.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Who is just you know, that's all the right because
his stuff is so good. Yeah, but is it like
one thousand dollars? Is it made a dime?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's got his name on it, so it's gonna be more.
It's gotta be good anyway, on the show this morning,
to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
as we can. We got your Friday fail stories. Our
dumb ass contest will be the d u y Q.
Maybe if we have some time some dad jokes today.
It's been a little while for the dad jokes. I
know Sea Mass has been like please wouldie. I don't
begging gravel very often, but I would love it if
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you would do some dad just enough time. It's his
favorite segment. Well, you know how we go, we end
up running later.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
We have the things to talk about. Hey, guys, want
to start a new topic?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody send us a
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shows next show?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What a show? Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just heads up
this upcoming Tuesday May six, myself and Port We're gonna
be in Ukaipa, California at Raising Canes the grand opening,
doing a bunch of giveaways that you're gonna want to
be a part of Come hang out with us two
to four pm in the city of u Kaipa this Tuesday,
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keep enjoining The Woody Show podcast. Now back to The
Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Friday morning, Gia, May second, twenty
twenty five. Thank you for being here giving us some
of your valuable time this week. Let's get into this
weekend as quickly as we can.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm wody. That's Greg Gory Woody. We've got menace.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
What is up?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
There's a Gina Grant Hey there. How was your birthday?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Very nice? Thank you, chill lovely noice.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
What'd you have for dinner?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Rabbi? Oh yeah, hey, s're break in a row right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
That's great, favor o God. A little bit of marbling
in there, a little bit of salt on there. You
cut the meat out, you eat nothing but the fat.
Have your Friday Sea Bass. There is Sammy phones are open.
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You're gonna need that number coming up blitter on this hour,
in fact, because we have the dumb Ass Contest, which.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
On a Friday, of course, will be the d U
y Q.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, but right now, time for your Friday failed stories.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
time for your Friday fail story. All people thought they
had the perfect plan the planet could never go wrong,
but then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one banstaken mega uber ultra.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Fail.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm best, all right, Well we'll start with this one.
We talked about this one earlier this week, and I
would be remiss.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'd be remiss if I didn't tell.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
You that's become one of our favorite worst off the air.
I would be remaing.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Has to be in like some kind of accent. If
me tell you, if I I'll tell you all about.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Tricycle.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, I would be remiss if I didn't include
this in the failed stories. It's that US Navy Super
Hornet fighter jet that accidentally fell off the aircraft carrier.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And into the ocean. Well it's not expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It happened while the jet was being towed out of
the hangar bay. The crew ended up losing control, which
ended with both the plane and the tow tractor going overboard.
No big deal, the plane itself only worth seventy million dollars. Manie,
Oh no, the Navy is investigating. But get this. This
is the second plane, the second super Hornet that they've
lost on this deployment. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
To reevaluate that stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I saw some video yesterday and they were talking about
this General Aviation aircraft that was circling around. This is
like way back in the forties maybe fifties, and it
was like a high like a high wing plane, and
they're circling around this aircraft carrier and the guy the
pilot kept trying to drop a note out of the
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out of the door so to get to let the
guys on the deck know what was going on. First
one goes in the water, second one goes into the water.
Finally third note drops it and the guy's like, look,
I'm running out of fuel. I'm not going to make
it back to land. I need to land on the carrier, okay, right,
And it was a US aircraft carrier. He goes but
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you got to make room. You got to get some
of these helicopters just out of the way, right. And
so instead of guys getting in the helicopters and flying
the away, they pushed them off the edge of the.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Aircraft carrier into the water.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I forget like two or three, two or three of
these military helicopters pushed him into the water. And here
comes the guy. He lands on the deck. He had
his wife and his kids in this little like Cessna
type plane.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And then he was like yeah, and then and the
guys were all psyched the guy. We're on the deck
and they're plodding and clapping and everything else.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
The helicopters are on the ocean. Yeah, anyway, choppers out here.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So that was one of the questions. That was one
of the questions that they had, Like would that still
happen today? Would they still be pushing because I think
at the time they said it was like less than
two million dollars worth of helicopters two million dollars back then,
exactly exactly. But I'm saying, would they still they still
do the same thing today. I don't think they would.
I think they try to figure something else out. Yeah,
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I would hope not just fly them off the aircraft car.
You got a couple of guys who can fly helicopters right,
circle around for a bit, Yeah, people land, Let the
guy land, and then put the helicopters back, and then.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I don't know, she didn't have time to circle around.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Next up is this one in Colorado about this guy,
Lucas Brown is his name. He was locked up in jail.
He was working as one of those kitchen trustees. You know,
you can get those jobs where you have some trust
you've you know, they can do things in the kitchen
or maybe it's like a wood shop. Yeah whatever. And
when he went to go take the trash out, he
is aped. Didn't get very far. He was on the
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run for a whole thirty five minutes. And this is
my favorite part of the story. He was scheduled to
be released two days later. Oh, obviously those plans have
been canceled.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Maybe he had to poop man and he didn't want
to poop all right in front of it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Then. No word on how much extra time is being
tacked on due to the escape attempt, But yeah, failed,
he sailed. Here's one from Michigan, where the nice people
at Saginaw County Animal Control got a call from this woman.
She had bought a couple of rabbits for her kids,
and they did what bunnies do, and they start breeding,
you know, like rabbits, and she couldn't get them to stop,
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and now her house has been overrun. She tried to
control the breeding, she said, she separated them and pens
in her basement, but they got around that. They nod
through drywall and other materials. The containment was damn near impossible.
She estimated they were around fifty altogether, but when animal
Control got there, it was more like seventy.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And many of the horror chick rabbits were pregnant on
top of all that. So officials are doing everything they
can to play some in good homes, but at the
same time they're just reminding everybody that even well intentioned
pet ownership sometimes has some pretty unimmeasurable situations without the
proactive spang and neutering that you're supposed to do. And
they're bunny sales. That's what bunnies do well. Sometimes you
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get so horny you gnaw through you all.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Looking it up. I'm like, how long do rabbits stay
pregnant and it said twenty eight to thirty five days.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh yeah, it's quick. They have quick turned around.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Boy, so she's a grandma already.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Here's one from doublin, Ohio, where this fella, Anthony Collier
gets how old he is?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Greg I'm gonna go with sixty nine?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh he's sixty nine years old.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
He decided he was gonna rob him bank, so he
walked out of the bank. He hands the teller a
written note demanding the cash. The teller gives them the money.
He takes off in a super sweet blue Hyundai Tucson.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hell yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
CoP's able to track him down because in his rush
to get away, he ran a red light and when
they got the plate number from the Hundai, it turned
out to be a rental and guess whose name and
phone number was on the rental agreement say his it
says Anthony Collier. So he was arrested, charge with felony
first degree aggravated robbery. Take it to fail jail sale,
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and my favorite fail story of the week. This is
from Georgetown, Kentucky, which is about an hour east of Louisville.
And that's where this fifty year old guy, James Farthing,
he won big on the power ball, one hundred and
sixty seven point three million dollars.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Big guy.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
He just picked up his check this week, James splitting
the award with his seventy seven year old mother. So
good son, But they won't be enjoying any experiences together
for a while because James is in jail. The very
next day after picking up his check, he got into
a fight at a hotel that he was staying at.
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He punched at least one other guy, and when the
cop showed up, James kicked one of the officers in
the face. Right, So he was charged for felony battery
on a law enforcement officer, among other things. And he's
in even deeper trouble because he's an ex convict. He
was already on parole, so kicking this cop in the
face certainly violated that parole and so now he's going
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to prison.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Meant to be.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
What a dumbassy? What did he have to be so
angry about?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Take a breath, chill out, count your money, walk away,
god man, pay somebody else to do it.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, he's a real hair trigger. Yeah he couldn't help that.
Eight yeah, forty four.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What he is the phone number? Use that number now
to give us a call. We're going to open up
the phones for a round of the dumb Ass Contest today.
The dy Q is coming up for us next. That's
where SeaBASS is talking to one of the drunks that
he encounters on the streets and asking them some questions.
You just have to guess will the drunk person get it?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Two out of three times correct and you will be
a winner. You'll win some kind of prize. Not sure
exactly what it is, but we got a prize up
for grabs. If you want to play the Dyq, call
now eight seven seven forty four Woodiest. We've got a
dumb ass contest for you and ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls. Today's dumb Ass Contest is the due. If
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you want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody
is the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text to over to two
to nine eight seven. What's this song? Oh a wall Nation,
kill your heroes?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Amazon?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah? Every once while most of the time I'm not
even paying attention.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
U huh. I know there's a song or whatever playing,
but yeah, that's a good song.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
The song too.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I love sound. Remember we did that event with them
and they did cupert huge production of this.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah yeah, nice Dudeskay, all right, uh, Seabat's watching. Explain
the way the game works.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Everybody, please.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I asked a drunk person very easy questions. So the
game isn't for you to answer the questions. You and
everyone you know can answer these questions on the tip
of your tongue. The game is this, this person so
drunk that they don't know, So you guess whether they know,
and if you're right, two times out of three, you win.
All right, eight seven, seven forty four woodie, And uh,
we're gonna get guesses from Menace and Sammy at all. Wow,
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Meda is on cold medication or something.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
What the hell?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
My My eyes are just really strong and he wasn't feeling.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well and so he was waiting for the medication to kill. Yeah,
I'm fine, now, okay, you're good. Just my eyes are
killing well hopefully man. That brain's a lot all right. Yeah,
let's see how you do and we'll go to U.
Let's see, Keona, did I get that name right, key, Yes,
hey Keona, how are you?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Good morning? Happy Friday? Thank you for calling it. You
play the u I Q here on the WOODI Show.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Now, before we get to the questions that actually count
toward winning a prize or not, we're gonna get to
know the drunk person a little bit better. And who
is this person's sea best? This is Jay and he's
out drinking and so they'll tell you, and he may
have slipped in a few other things.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Okay, here is Jay.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
What if you had to drink tonight?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I had like a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Fireball and take you some rice and a lot of
good stuff. I like vodka, a little bit of cocaine out.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Encourage.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm sorry, like not that, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm feeling pretty drunk. I love everyone, like I hope
everyone is having a good night, and like just get
drunk us like have a good name.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Okay, what a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I like him. This is not a greg thing. But
with the gaye that.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Just flair, verbal flair exactly. How can you not enjoy it?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Or you do that noise though? With the bugs that.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well's we've heard you. That's a reflex. This is a
happy I can't control that.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, that is Jay, and you're just gonna have to
guess whether he's gonna know the answer These questions two
out of three in order to win.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Uh and the first question everybody ready?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yes? See U I Q?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All right? This is a repeater, probably yeah, probably Hm.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
These two have been on a bit of a cold
streak recently, so I'm trying to help him out with
some easier stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Sammy did pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, Sammy was okay last week? All right, so let's see.
I think that Jay will not j will not get it.
I think Sammy will get it. Menace. I can't tell
if it's the cold medication or if but I'm gonna
say no for Menace. All right, as they were, they
were one out of three last week.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I'm gonna say thank you, no to Jay and yes
to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
All right, Greg Gory, No to Ja. Yeah, I'm gonna
mix it up. Yes to Menace, Menace and Sammy. What
do you think Jake get it? Right?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes? Or no?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
No? No?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Keona, what do you think yes, j.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
J No?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
No. Question Number one d U I Q.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
And what part of your body would I find your femur?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Menace?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Your upper leg like thigh type area?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Sammy, your leg? Your leg is the correct answer, noice,
I said yes to you. All right, I'm pretty sure
Jay would know a thing or two about having a
bone in your body.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm just guessing.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I'm just guessing.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But I don't think he's going to know the answer
to this question. If he doesn't, you're gonna be on
the board with your first point.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
And what part of your body would I find your femur?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I guess ahead? Your head?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
What else going on your head right now?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
To Jay? A lot of the.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, a lot of bones have been in his head,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
And the reason I know the femur thing is because
remember my buddy Half Big broke his femur.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's right. Oh, Keana, great news.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You're on the board.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
You got your first point here on the d u
i Q. Just need one more point to be the
winners this week.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Was Half Big doing like a nine hundred or something? No,
he was just walking, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
God, what's the phrase. So yes for Sammy, I'm gonna
say no for j yes for menace?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
All right, I'm feeling a I'm feeling pretty optimistic. I'm
going triple yes.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
All right, Greg Gory, I'm gonna triple yes it as well. Right,
all right, it's just crazy menace, Sammy. Do you think
Jay gets it?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
No, I'm gonna say no. And I was gonna say turtle,
all right, yes or no? Will Jay get it?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
J J will not get it? Question number two do
you like? Q?
Speaker 10 (25:05):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a menace?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Skunk?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Sammy?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Skunk? What animal are? All right?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Interesting grammar there?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
But are people people are? That's the subject, right?
Speaker 10 (25:22):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a people?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Horrifically?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
About creative? That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What animal are? People sometimes are not understanding?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Like if menace?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Er I said it, it would just be you know
that tracks.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Okay? Some jokes there said that J would not get
this right now that's the case. You will be the
winner of that, do you?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I Q?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Here?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
On question number two?
Speaker 10 (25:56):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
As a And then I'm all off coyote. Just they're cute,
but they're not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All run coot.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Well kayo the congratulations you are the winner on the d.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
U i Q. Very simple work there today, ke And hey,
so happy for you. Congratulations. Hang on one second and
we appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Okay YouTube, thank you Borry bye.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Well and I love the logic it's a coyote because
sometimes they're cute and they're not.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
But they're not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
They can cute, but they're not cute.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
I mean yea like sometimes yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Babies, but every babies cue all right, question number three,
which Keona did not need for the d u i Q,
but just for fundsies here.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
We got on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
A DJ is short for what.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
If this is not a yes for both Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, I'm confident in them.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I bet you.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
There's a lot of interns in this building. Oh yeah,
that's true, Morgan. That could be a new assignment around
the office.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Morgan, salespeople. Morgan, don't look but yeah, don't don't look
at your computer.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I know what it is. Guys, Come on, you know
what it is.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay, all right, let's take guesses around the room, including
I'm not the hard.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Word on this show. Yeah, yes, Morgan, but there's I'm
not included in the guessing.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh dude, she didn't say she said she's lashing out.
I did not name Sammy at all. Maybe she's talking
about it.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You were lashing out, that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I just think it's Funny'll think I wouldn't know it just.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Because you're a young twelve.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I have nothing to do with intelligence, had to do
with age.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh, I mean I'm pretty That's what I said. Yeah,
I forgot she is how old? She's super old? Yeah,
she's like where are the eight tracks?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
All right, what do you think, Gina?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
I got burned by Jay, So yes to Sammy and
Menace and Morgan. No to Jay because that coyote answer
was no.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
To Ja, yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy, and since
she's so confident, yes to Morgan. Greg Gory agreed, I'm
saying no only to j Yeah. Okay, uh, here we go.
Question number three for the d u i Q on
the radio. A DJ is short for what now? All
three you're gonna say your answer at the same time,
(28:36):
okay on the count of three one two three disc.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Shocky all right, nicey nice? What are the discs referred to? Morgan?
What do you mean compact discs?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I was coined before the compact disc. It would have
been for records record in the planet, is that matter?
Pumping the watage to your cottage, your pants and make
your dam. I'm up to my pits and hits, folks.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Wow, cylinder hooking up like a tow truck on his
two for Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
My god, we're getting the let out this American graffiti
over here with yeah, yeah, make sure you tune it
later on for a mandatory Metallica.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
During wolf Man Jack.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
That's right, yeah, October, I forgot Rocktober, all right. Question
number three for the d u i Q on the radio,
A DJ is short for what for DJ do?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
What's the letter D?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Letter J short for for d J, meaning like like
could just pay whatever they want? What is the D
in the J stand for DJ O god, d J?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It's like d J.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Alright, like that J. Well, that's the d u i
Q that did not disappoint, all right?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Telling people checking in on the text over to two
to nine eight seven eight one eight, Happy Friday, Love
you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You make my mornings.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Three one.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh you guys, fing Rock and Woody. I loved hanging
out with you in Philly last year.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
You're the man. Okay, nice, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Taylor checking in Friday vibes today, I'm looking cute but
feeling like ish.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh you and Menace? Yeah, Menace is looking cute, looking
at cute?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Game, And then we got this one. Let's see nine
three yeah nine three six. Morning guys and gals listening
in from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Love the show. Hope you all have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I'll be getting extremely blazed and we'll slip into a
stoned euphoria.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Oh it, hell yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Any kind of weekend plans? Friday check ins hit us
up on the text over to two to nine seven.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, do you buy it?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
This woman in China claims that she got herpies from
holding a karaoke mike too close to her mouth.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I can see that. Is that possible?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Maybe? She says it happened back in twenty seventeen, and
then a few days later she noticed painful blisters popping up.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
But would it be a few days that I don't
know it's not instant, right, I know, but a few days.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Seems short incubates like yeah, like maybe it'll be like
how long does it take? You gotta checked out and
boom HSV one. That's the virus that causes cold sores
and it's for life, no cure, just occasional flare ups.
You manage it and stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
But you're to twenty days yep, okay, so by it.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Doctors haven't confirmed if it's even possible to catch herpes
just from the microphone, but either way, Uh, hey, if
you're doing karaoke, why would you put your lips to it?
Why would you put that microphone to your lips? Like
let your lips touch that thing? Yuh kind of the song?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, you're feeling the vibe, yeah, just getting way into it.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, well, I mean, look, karaoke can be fun. There
are situations where it can be fun. It's not one
of those things are good. It's one of those things
it's all the time fun, Like the people that they
go to karaoke all the time. But if you happen
to be somewhere, like you didn't go there seeking out karaoke,
but there happens to be karaoke that's where it could
(32:23):
be fun. I think it's weird seeking it out.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I agree, really, because that's where the people are good.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that's where they take it's too serious exactly. I
don't want it where the people are taking it real serious.
It's like it's fun to shoot pool, right. I find
it not so fun when you get the guys walking in.
They're bringing their own pool cubes. And because they take it,
it's like, I don't know how you take something, so
I don't know it. It's like taking horseshoes too serious.
(32:50):
It's just supposed to be fun.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Bowling. Who are you auditioning for? This?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Is?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
This is another thing I took way too serious bowling.
I got to remember I joined the league. This is
years ago the company I was working for at a
Christmas party. I had so much fun. I joined the
league part of my all or nothing personnelity, right and
uh and so. But yeah, now it's like I look
back and I go, how stupid like bowling?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Like you're at a.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Place where the beer served in bottle shaped like bowling pins.
It's it's meant to be let's get drunken fun enrollah.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
But also as a patron, I don't want to hear
Joe Blow singing a song. There's this guy and he sucks.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Kind of the story recently got shared online, which I
would have loved to witness. That h chaperone was at
some like, I don't know, outdoor barbecue place in Wichita
and some guy was doing karaoke and then he asked
people like, oh, anybody want to do a duet? And
her friends like said, go do it, go do it,
And then out of nowhere you have Chopper and no
(33:49):
one knows, no one knew who she was at the time, Right,
just have somebody be an incredible singer out of know where.
That would be kind of cool to win. I think
the worst carry very rare. Yeah, I think the worst
karaoke ever saw. And I were both of this wedding
and one of our really good friends got married and
like was it was it the brother or the cousin
of something like one of the family members got up
there and and did Billie idol rebel yell and here
(34:10):
I I captured this just stuff on my phone to
get into there.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I now correct me if I'm wrong. Menace.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, this family member Filipino, who joy like that's a
disappointment to the family.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
It's a disappointment to all Filipinos. Philipinos are known for
being amazing at karaoke. Oh yeah, they take you way serious. Yeah,
but this is what I think of when I think
about karaoke. Yeah, Like I don't want to be sitting
at a bar having a beer and this guy's up there.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
But if it's one of your friends, that's what I'm saying, like,
just you not so good.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
But if you like, if we all went someplace.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
That's terrible. It was a wedding, Yeah, it was kind
of late in the night.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Everybody was I was.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Able to walk turning up and stuff separated from there.
My wife broke the bottom of her champagne flute or
whatever it was. So she's walking around with basically like
a crystal dagger and she's barefoot. She took off her
uncomfortable with very nice shoes. Possibly it was that time of.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
The night, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
And uh, yeah, I don't even like.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Live music at places.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Agreed with bands, I agree, But again I think it
has to be the perfect storm for karaoke. Like if
we all like, okay, everybody in this room, we were
all out somewhere just kind of hanging out casually and
whatever and just getting men got up there. We would
all think it would be fun because medicines up there.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Gina got up there.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
You were fun for a second. I am fun.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, even I would get up there. And I mean,
you know, everybody got a song.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
They're saying, but I'm with menas even a band that
does this as a quote profession I don't want to
set a bar.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Remember we walked into that one place and once they
had the live.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
No, right, yeah what I do, turned right around, he
walked out. Everybody just went in there to go like, okay,
we'll go in this area because it's supposed to be
like a really cool space, like a.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Like a hidden Oh yeah, you were there for that.
He walked right out.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, So like we just want to take a look,
give one drink. We're not gonna be hanging out. We're
just gonna get one drink and leave. We literally walked in.
We were there for twenty five seconds. Where's menace? He
already walked out.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, I told you. One of the worst experiences of
my life. I was at STK Restaurant in Orlando and
they had a DJ and I was like, okay, cool.
But then there was some live saxophone player like playing
the whole time. It was a freaking torture, and uh,
I'm like why. And I went on online and complained,
(37:06):
that's a very sea bass. Why would you do this?
That sounds like something you would do.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
All this?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
And can we coun we quit it with the fake speakeasies. Now,
it's not the twenties. You're not being cute.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
It is cute. I like them, of course you do,
because you're basically.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Walking through a hidden door is fun.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's intentional.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
It's not actually a speakeasy. Okay, it's not prohibition.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I didn't know it was there until I knew it
was there.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
True.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I mean I walked by this chase. Yeah, one hundred times.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
They did their job. I just wish they had a DJ.
That would have been cool.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us over to
two to nine eight seven, will be right back the
Woody Show.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
A bit.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Delicious almond. Oh yeah, I know, it's just amazing. Yeah, okay, thank.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You for.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Body ship.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We are into another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It's Friday morning. Everybody, Oh my god, we're finally there.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
May second, twenty twenty five. See bets on. You gonna
be the first to wish you and May the fourth.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
May the fourth be with you, sir, because Sunday is
May four. If don't forget to annoy all your.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Friends with it on Sunday, you mean, celebrate with your friends.
Celebrate with your friends.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four what he sent us?
Eight text over to two to nine eight seven speaking
of annoying? Did he update on that story? Well, unless
you're Sammy's here, yeah, everything did He rejected a final
plea deal, and so the US Attorney's Office they're keeping
all the specifics under rafts, but no word of you
(38:48):
know how much time he could have shaved off, Just
that he's going to roll the dice and he's going
to head the trial instead, and the jury selection starts
on Monday.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah, that is a confident man. Well, he probably would
have got like, what twenty five thirty years as well,
Just go for it either way, your.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Screen a plea deal, he was going to get that.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
My sales are twenty five thirty years. Plea deals are
like five to ten max especially.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
If you bring other people right like to the surface. Yeah,
but yeahs to genius point. When the Feds go to trial,
their conviction rates like ninety six percent, So it's.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah, that's a convient. That delusion.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
By the way, if I'm ever in that situation and
y'all are involved, I'm knarking.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
On all you.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, yeah, Sammy got a baby. The thing is like,
and then I'll power rank it based on how involved
you were, So like, i'll nark you out. But because
here and here's here's my thinking on that, I'll get
some time off of my sentence, right, So I'll only
go for five years. The next person thing, I'll give
him a bunch of names, but I'm gonna do it
like kind of like a small roll out, right, So
(39:50):
I'll throw another person out there that will give you
an opportunity to plea by bringing in somebody else from
the See what I'm saying, You just don't want to
be the last person. You don't want to be the
best person kicked for the or picked for the softball team.
And what if, no matter what the situation was, it
was prison time or witness protection program, would you do that?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Hell yeah, I want to do that now.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Because it would suck because you have to cut ties
with everybody. You know, you got to change your name.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
I couldn't do that that really, Oh yeah, that'd be so.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Hard for me.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Do you have to get a job though, I thought maybe? They?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, I thought you okay, a place to live, and no,
you're not set up for life or any weak.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, you gotta go get a job.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
I thought you could just chill.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
They says, So they've never like lost somebody doing that,
But I don't believe it. Other annoying people in the
news that uh Luigi guy oh yeah, oh yeah, who
murdered the guy in called Blood the healthcare ceo. He's
the subject of a musical that's going to debut in
San Francisco this summer. Luigi the Musical. The entire run
(40:53):
is already sold out. The whole thing is set inside
of the prison. The show features Luigi alongside his real
life cell mates did A and Sam Bank and freed Oh,
turning this federal facility into something between Chicago like the
play or the music or whatever.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
And then Riker's the remix.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's described as wildlife, irrelevant, irreverent about friendship, justice, and
going viral from prison justice very spoofy. Now Luigi's real
life trial that is set to start in December. The
musical previous for that start June thirteenth. Hall retarded.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
We have lost it as a soci we have because
I was at the mall and then in the middle
of the mall they have those T shirt making stands
and one of the t shirts was Luigi where it
looked like a Cash Money Records album in a T
shirt form.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Look, if you're pro Luigi, you're a loser, period, end
the story. You just aren't well.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
And that's the that's the question we've asked the whole time.
What did it change? Nothing except for this one dude's family,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Not up for debate. I'm not willing to debate. You
want it, You're simply you're simply a loser. Well there's
I'm not saying the healthcare system is great. I'm not
taking things that happen.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
And we should also take the debate to the UH
step further. He's not as hot as society says. That's
the major stop it already.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I didn't want to sound gay talking about his look.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
No, but that's why people love everybody.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
No way the reason girls, you know, yeah, it's some
folk hero here. Since we're covering all the annoying people,
I'll throw one more thing out. Weird how this works.
But Jordan Hudson, that's Bill Belichick's annoying twenty four year
old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
She's not annoying, she's criminal.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Just months after getting into a relationship with Bill, she
is quietly built up over eight million dollars in real estate.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
She scooped up three multi family buildings in Boston for
around seven point five million. She added a Cape Codge
Cape Cod Cottage, you know, for good measure, because you
know the summer and style.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
All all the properties are owned under LLC's with her
name on the loans, bringing in solid rental income and
by the way, not bad for someone who was studying
philosophy a hot second ago. Well, people don't realize they've
been They've met four years ago, so this relationship is
only you know, you know, less than a year fresh.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
But she's been working him behind the scenes some years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
She does have a cosmetology license. Okay, well, oh, but
what about her parents? Maybe there were Oh wait, they're not.
In fact, the fishing business they had went bankrupt. So
no word from her or Bill on how she suddenly
turned into a real estate mogul. But I'm sure her
mouth buttoned vagina. No good for her, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
You can hate all you want, and trust me, I'm
happy to. But like, also, I don't know good for her?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, you know, damn what do you would knark out
your crew?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
You bet?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
But if everybody was all involved, sure, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't make something I'm sick. Yeah, well, Sammy was there,
it was.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
But if you're the ringleader, like did he's the ring leader,
I don't know that he can get out by narking
on other people who he gave orders to.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, let's just say, for the sake of argument, I'm
saying that was gonna be my example. Let's say for
the sake of argument, it was some other high profile,
you know, powerful, someone like a Jay Z, and you
had information about illegal or sexual assault kind of stuff
that they were involved in, whether it was your freak
off or not. Right, Like, I'm sure that information would
(44:26):
be super valuable too.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Yeah, but they're usually trying to break something bigger when
they make deals like that. So this person would have
to be doing more things that were terrible than him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, so I'm not I'm not going to drag anybody
in who wasn't involved. But why am I going to
take the fall for everybody?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
It's just a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'll buy dude, I will buy you know, browns of beers.
I will pick up the dinner tab, I'll do a lot.
I'll hear you out having a rough time. I'll sit
on the phone with you for a couple hours and you.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Know her you out.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
But to your point, you have said before that you
wouldn't go to prison for your kids.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
No, hell no, So I wouldn't go to track.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I wouldn't go to jail for lying to protect my
kids from getting in trouble for something that they really did. Yeah, Like,
I'm not putting myself like you're the one who did this,
dumb ass. Yeah, I'm not going to jail for you.
Hell no, Yeah, hell no.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
You Diddy's parents huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Right yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. What is the
phone number?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Text two to nine eighty seven with your best dad? Joke, Yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
The time he's been waiting patiently, He's like, guys, it's
been a minute since we've done dad joke.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
It's been a minute too. Yeah, would, I would, It's
been a hot minute.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
I would really love to share these dad jokes. I'm
just sitting on all these really good ones, and I
have brand new jokes to draw brand nude.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Please, no, please, no, cap is what I said.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Please, guys, you know, if we don't do anything else,
can we at least.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Do the dad jokes?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
It would be really busting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
So if you got a good dad joke for us
eight seven, seven forty four, Woody, go ahead and call.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
In the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yeah, Greg was sharing with us how he finally came around.
He was late to the party. On Nathan Nathan field
Nathan Fielder.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
He's a genius. Yeah, he likes he likes that show.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I just watched when I admitted that that he's a
brand new thing.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I didn't plant out that.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
It was twelve years late, fifty eight times.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Well, in the spirit of what you watch, I just
watched this program about beavers. Well, dude, best damn program
I've ever seen. Time for the dad jokes. Everybody before Woody.
That's because he hasn't caught his breath yet double over yeah,
seven seven forty four. Woody text over to two to
(46:50):
nine eight seven, Dad jokes, fun, simple, punny.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
You know all this stuff called him punks.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Man, You get so caught up on semantics, right, but
people readin betting the wheel every four years? Yeah, isn't that?
I mean, that's got to be something to look into
entirely like people like it's not I can see where
maybe it's like one word or one phrase, but it's
almost all of them.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, so that's got to be like some there's got
to be something to that. Yeah, right, is there a
compulsion like standard something about?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I don't know dad jokes eight seven seven forty four.
What do you let's say hi to Scott? Hey, good
morning Scott. How are you, Scotty?
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Good morning? How are you guys? We're doing fantastic? What's
your dad joke?
Speaker 4 (47:33):
What do you call a pile of kittens?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
What do you call a pile of kittens? What a mountains?
Speaker 12 (47:42):
Who?
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Adorable?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Get it great because it's kittens?
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Way eight seven seven forty four. What he texts over
to two to two nine eighty seven. Do you know
what Jeff Bezos does before bad wooding? What he puts
his Amazon?
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh im getting Amazon?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
He put his Amazon Amazon.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Hey, do you guys know how you follow Will Smith
in the snow? You just follow the fresh print.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Let's go to Candace re response. Good morning, Candace, good morning,
good morning?
Speaker 11 (48:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What's your what's your dad joke?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
So?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
What do you get when you mix an elephant and
a rhinoceros?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
What do you get when you mix an elephant and
a rhinoceros?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
What? In?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Kennis? Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show. Yes, Menace, did you.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Hear about the girl that ate a frog? I didn't
They say that she might croak frog getting nasty mess?
But the look on your face either or sucking on
a lemon? Or you didn't like that dad joke that
Menace had? Do you have a better one? I've got
a different category blonde jokes, these old gems?
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah to good?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
What a brunette with bad breath? First of all, bomb
of the eighties there with the yo mama jokes?
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah, polish jokes?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Well was the other blonde one I oh yeah, Uh,
how did the blonde drown scratching stiff sticker on? A
scratching sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub?
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
What sound does a witch's car make? Greg, a witch's car?
Speaker 4 (49:39):
What broom?
Speaker 5 (49:40):
Broom?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Come on, come on, come on, let's go to Johnny.
Good morning, Johnny, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
I got a knock knock joke for you.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Call you.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
We'll stick with dag jokes, but yeah, Johnny, who's.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
There dishes his.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Dishes?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Sean Connery.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Fu wor's the way nailed the impressure.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They say that they be comedy timings everything. I think
it was the disjointed nature of that that made it.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I mean it was that was.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Amazing either way. It's a good dad joke.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
But art.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah. Uh, there was a break in you guys as
the wig factory.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, the cops they're combing the air in.
Speaker 5 (50:32):
Three they called to clean the ocean? Who mermaids?
Speaker 3 (50:38):
The position sixty nine will now be ninety six due
to the tariffs, So the cost of eating out has
gone up.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Nail.
Speaker 4 (50:46):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
That's on the text. Thank you. Nine O nine.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Uh, Man's got another good one for us.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Uh, why did the car take a nap. Why it
was tired?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Huh, I have one from mad that's a finer. You know,
dogs can't operate an MRI test, but cats can.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Let's say, uh, Daryl, Good morning, Daryl, Good morning show. Now, Darryl,
we're counting on you to bring.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
The heat due.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Why is the chicken not one across the road? Why
do the chicken not one across the road, Darryl?
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Because there were a chicken left on over there? Oh
my god?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, I support though. All right, let's go to uh,
let's go to Maverick. Hey, good morning, Maverick morning, Hey morning,
all right, thank you for bringing that Friday energy. What's
your dad joke?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
What do you give when you cross a mule with
an onion?
Speaker 3 (51:45):
What do you give when you cross a mule with
an onion? What a piece of ass that'll bring it
here to your Hey? All right, Maverick, thank you for call.
Appreciate Listen, let's say hi, it's gonna crush to Jose
Good morning, Jose, Yo, what up?
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (52:07):
What's your what's your dad joke?
Speaker 5 (52:09):
What is long green and smells like bacon?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Long green?
Speaker 5 (52:14):
I think I know?
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Long green and smells like bacon.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
What finger that's gonna? Hey? What what do a tick
and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
Speaker 4 (52:25):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
They're both Paris sites. This is from the text. So
why did the blind man fall down the well? Well?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
He couldn't see that well? No, Yeah, have you seen
the news about the new theatrical performance of puns?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
No, it's a great play on words. Jake, thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
I did like that, Gina, have you ever had Ethiopian food? Yeah,
it's not, but it's great. Another great eighties joke.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
I love it. Oh, I gotta I don't want to
kes anymore? Yeah, I got one for seeing me. Why
do sweaters tend to hang out together?
Speaker 11 (53:12):
Why?
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Because they're pretty close knitting jokes.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Said, we haven't. We haven't heard really much from you.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
I know, what do you call two monkeys that share
an Amazon account?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
What?
Speaker 7 (53:23):
Prime mate?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Horrible?
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (53:27):
You didn't greg you for Amazon jokes?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
All right, they're very.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
What's the difference between blonde and brunette? What Sammy's forehead.
Speaker 4 (53:38):
Getting getting?
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Because on top of the Yeah, I've been like that
my whole life.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
But let's go to.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Let's go to Kristen. Hey, good morning, Kristin, Hello, what's
your dad joke?
Speaker 8 (53:54):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (53:54):
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Right where you left it?
Speaker 3 (54:01):
Getting?
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Okay? Because it's got no legs?
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Girls, where's were going to go?
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Everybody say how to Mike? Morning, Mike, Mike, what's your
dad joke?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
So?
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Where do pirates tyler hooks at?
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Where do pirates buy their hooks at?
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Where the second hand store?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yes, yes they do.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
I have about this one nine four nine? Why is
sperm white and pe yellow? Why?
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Otherwise? How would you know if you're coming or going?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
How does Darth Vader like his toast on the dark
side with me?
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
If you didn't know, May second was National Raisin Day.
I'm just raising awareness. I heard it through the grapevine.
Speaker 5 (54:55):
Speaking of that. Speaking of that, I once got fired
from a canned juice. You would you know that? Apparently
I couldn't concentrate.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (55:05):
Oh do you know how mice flosster teeth? How? What?
How mice floster mice? How do mice floss the teeth
with string? Cheese? There's another animal on from the three
one seven?
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Why do chicken cubs have two doors? Why because if
it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Oh,
here you go, Sea Bass, this is something you love.
The star Wars and made the fourth jokes, what is
the internal temperature of a ton toan?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
What would that be?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
That big kind of animals?
Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah, the answer to the joke, I mean.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
That Luke cut open. Oh it would be luke warm
because Luke crawled inside to stay warm. Oh yeah, all right,
oh oh I got okay, menace, and then we're going
to close out with Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
What do clouds wear beneath their plants? Their pants? Do
clouds were belief?
Speaker 4 (55:59):
The plant?
Speaker 5 (56:00):
The pants? What thunderwear? Thunderwear? Folks? You heard it here?
Speaker 4 (56:06):
All right, t Bess Sammy, Yes, now there's that Friday.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
Wow, thanks for that clip. What does I d K
stand for? I don't know? Oh my god, nobody does?
Speaker 8 (56:18):
WHOA?
Speaker 5 (56:24):
There's dad jokes everybody?
Speaker 3 (56:30):
You just apologize, alright eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
send us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We will be right back. Wait, show back in the
bed minutes. You're going to.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
The Two Bears five k on the Berg Chreiser Thom
cigre thing in Tampa. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. So you're flying out today.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Yeah, I'm flying out today. I'm gonna go to Miami first.
I'm gonna go to F one on Saturday and check
out all the races, and then in the next morning Sunday,
then fly into Tampa. It's like a forty dollars flight.
It's like an hour and you're gonna be back here
by Monday morning. I should be landing. I should be
by eight o'clock. Really, yeah, bedtime rested?
Speaker 4 (57:13):
Really yeah?
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Eight pm.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
I guess that goes Yeah, yeah, that's true. Going east
to west is way better.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, that's a busy week.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Anybody else, I'm going to mix mix business with pleasure,
go into the beach house. But there's this annual HOA
meeting that's supposed to be super important, so I have
to go to that.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Those can be training.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't know if you're not on the board. I'm
not on the board, so you have to make a
new board, right, Yeah. I got to fight for my
right to party. See, that's one situation where I don't
care to vote. Oh I do, because apparently they're thinking
about tenting the place because some one of the units
has termites or something like that.
Speaker 3 (57:52):
Oh, this is the condo, not your Yeah, you don't
have you don't You don't have an hoa in Tarzana.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
No, you think the trash cans would just be wherever
they are?
Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, I wish we had one, right, So, I mean
it'll be it'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Are you going flying this weekend?
Speaker 4 (58:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Dude. I flew Wednesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow. Yeah, and
then I'm off on Sunday. But I'm going right back
at it on Monday. In fact, I got two flights
on Monday. What Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing two on
Monday because there's this guy who's bringing this brand new
plane that I'm gonna get to fly sweet Yeah on Monday.
(58:28):
That's after my flight lesson It's insane. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
You live your life in this game.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Next up the smoker. Yeah, here's a good dad joke.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
Yeah. What do people who like f one and flying
have in common?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
What?
Speaker 4 (58:43):
They never shut up about it? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (58:44):
True?
Speaker 3 (58:46):
But you know what, I don't care. Yep, it's a
new hobby. I finally have a freaking hobby.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Show all right, So Kentucky Derby is this again the
one and fifty first Kentucky Derby Churchill Downs and this
year's field features twenty top three year old colts competing
in the first leg of the Triple Crown. Journal Listen
(59:14):
three to one odds. Sovereignty five to one odds, Sandman
six to one odds.
Speaker 5 (59:21):
That's kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Three one named horses, Final Gambit, that's more like a
that's more like a racehorse. Name lux or Cafe fifteen
to one odds. Grande twenty one odds, Coal Battle thirty
to one odds. It's gonna be on the NBC in Peacock.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Do you have your Derby hat ready?
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (59:44):
Julius, Hey, Julius one of Kentucky Derby. Fun fact. Sure,
only three female horses have ever won the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (59:56):
And a female horse is called a philly Apparently I've
heard the term, but I didn't know what that meant.
I've heard became full, Not exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Sure what that Philadelphia Phillies folds like a baby horse, right, baby,
either of the only two genders. Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
It's a philly and a cult Yeah? Is a male?
Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Like my dad trains racehorses, and so I just figured,
I don't know. I never thought about. Oh, people don't
know what a Philly is.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Does he ever get in the city. No, because it
doesn't own them, it doesn't breathe them.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
There's one racehorse.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
It's probably long dead, but a few years ago somebody
said they named their racehorse Kansas City Gina and it
lost every race.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Oh, as we all know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
The Catholic Church, they're in the market for a new CEO,
right so they're kicking off their version of The Bachelor,
known as the Conclave next week. One hundred and thirty
five cardinals. They're going to enter the Sistine Chapel. Only
one leaves with the title of poop. That starts Wednesday,
but through twenty twenty five fashion you can gamble on it,
(01:01:03):
of course you can. According to the folks at bet us,
your top papal picks and the odds. Your favorite right
now is Pietro patroline plus three point thirty. The long
shots Claudio g. R Rodi and Jean Marc Aveilene's good
Pope names. They're at plus twenty eight hundred. So place
(01:01:27):
your bets, say your prayers, keep your eyes on the
chimney for that white smoke. Next week they say you
should take what a couple of days you said in
your report, Yeah, like less than a week.
Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah, but you can.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
The church is against gambling though, right, although I thought, yeah,
I thought gambling was against the rules. But then the
church goes to casinos constantly.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Bingo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I guess it's the denomination. Oh right, Like maybe are
Catholics against gambling, like the Catholic Church not Catholics.
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Mean, I know a lot of Catholics of gamble right there,
share the win, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
No, But if you've ever gone to like a like
a church festival, like a church carnival, like they'll have
rides and stuff and games. Yeah, they always have these
gambling booths and right, yeah, but they always have these
like gambling things where you put a you know, dollar
down on one of those big money wheels and if
it lands on the ten dollars bill and yours is
on the ten then you win money. Oh they like
(01:02:23):
gambling if it's in their parking lot, right, or yeah,
in their bingo hall. I guess how about this? And
how Mormon is this? They have Mormon bingo, but instead
of like all the letters and the numbers. It's just
different things like once one one square is just prey
and everyone prays, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Wow, that sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
That sounds fun. Does the Pope get paid, somebody's asking
on the text.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
That's a good question. No, he didn't have the Mercedes.
The Pope Francis just had a it was like a
ram truck or something. The Pope Bill was a ram truck.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Yes, they were just.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Wheeling them around in that when they were doing the funeral.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
He's a man of the people.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
I think everything's just provided.
Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
Like I know with nuns, they have to hand over
everything to the church, like if they have any money
or kind of any athts or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You have to for condoms from before they joined, right, they.
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Turn it over and then the church kind of provides
for you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
They do. They do have a monthly salary, but it
is often foregone.
Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Yeah, you'd look like a real a and it says
you can get around thirty two thousand a month.
Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
But in general the pope does not, right except did just.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Say you look like a real a? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Real?
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Which which word can we not say?
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
That would be?
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I think I just petered out before I said hold
the Pope had an electric g wagon. I'm looking right here.
It's probably like did you see the goes Electric for
twenty twenty five and an electric g wagon? Did you
see the uh mercedis Pope mobile right there? Dumblet that's
(01:03:59):
not so wet, wow, bulletproof?
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Yeah, this is this is a ram truck. I'm looking
at right here.
Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Maybe when he's like not in in the room or something. Yes,
you look in the little parade.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
You look white, white joint. Oh that's cool too, Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. Well, because they're making a big deal
about it because they said that just a show about
how humble and you know, uh yeah, modest that he is.
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Maybe at the conclict they actually sleep in there right
like they literally don't leave the road.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Again, Jury, I can see that because they have so
many layers with all those robes, and that's that's kind
of like what homeless people do is you can kind
of you're wearing your blankets.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
They're wearing their bedding.
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yeah, pretty much, ire tak a quick brave. We've got
some more woody show coming up for you next.
Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Ting on.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training.
Freide put a pretty correct world. Thank you for giving
us some of your time this morning. My name is
what event is Greg gory Hie. We've got menace. He
is our social media director. Find us follow us social
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grad is here, there's a sea bass, We're out here.
Sammy's here. We've got Morgan taking your calls at eight
seven seven four Woody. Let's eight seven seven forty four
wood You can also send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven. We're gonna do a round
of radio's most immature game. Guess who's gush that's happening
(01:05:37):
this hour? I did want to share. Okay, here's how
that's gonna work.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Im.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
I'm gonna call it. Can it get any worse?
Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
So you know like that game on prices, right, the
high Low game. Yeah, so they don't remember it, so
they'll say, all right, so is the next gonna be
higher or lower than whatever the price is or whatever
the card?
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
They do this high low? Yeah, like a box and macority.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
This is now, it's the next one going to be
higher or lower?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, all right, So I'm gonna start with these By
the way, both of these songs are songs that I
heard on my way into the radio station this morning
on one of the hip hop stations.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
The first one is Kendrick Lamar, who of course did
the super Bowl halftime show this uh, this last super
Bowl and has been you know, huge now for a while.
I mean, just destroying Drake one song and one, one
beef at a time. But this is his song called
Peek a Boo. I'm gonna play this and then I
want you to rate on a scale one to ten,
(01:06:40):
how terrible it is. Okay, let the worst. Keep in mind,
I'm starting a song here from where I tuned in. Okay, Okay,
I didn't tune in to hear the beginning of the song.
I tuned in at this point of the song. On
a scale one to ten, how bad do you think
it is?
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Then they tumbre day Tom, They Tumbre day Tom on
Lunny Pump Dang Tom on Lenny.
Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Hey, that's my bitch, Hey, that's my bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Hey what all that fash? Hey you don't want to
play with Hi Hi Hi Hi double pumping all that times? Mister,
get off on your knees.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Because so there's a lot of people that talk crap
on on hip hop, and I've noticed a lot. There's
a lot of that now where it's just it seems
like you take four words and just repeat them m
hm over a very uninspired, not fun kind of.
Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Mid need to do tempo beat. And Kendrick Lamar is
considered one of the most lyrical person rappers currently.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
And I will tell you he's got a few songs
that I really like. The song Humble, there's a few
songs that I really like. Squabble up. Yeah, but even
squabble up, squabble up, squap, squabble up, squabble up, squap,
squabble up, squabble up, squad Okay, we're squabbling what squabble?
Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
On a scale of one to ten, uh, I mean,
the beat's good, but I'm going to give it a
seven seven.
Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Greg, that's a ten ten easily, there's no question about it.
That's just there are.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Worse songs than that, of course, so it's not a ten,
but I will say it. I will go agree with Gena.
It's a seven bad. It's just like you said, the
the beats are very mundane and repetitive. Argue every guy
every rapper has a signature flow or whatever. But his
seems very Okay, I get it now. I know I'm
picking on I think I'm not. I'm not a Kendrick hater.
Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
I gues said.
Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I do like some of a song, this one I
punched in in the middle right where you heard it.
I'm like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Sammy eight eight? Menace six six six terrible? Now I
have another song here I'm going to play for you.
Do you think, after what you just heard and what
you rated that song, do you think this next song
will end up being better or worse than what you've already?
(01:08:58):
They couldn't get worse?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Say, there's always room. It's always room. You have to
tell us who it's from though first. That's how they
do in the press, is right.
Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
All right, because then men my menace might Menace might
know who it is. Okay, so Menace take a break
on this one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
The name of the the rapper is Rob forty nine,
and it's pronounced what the helly? So it's w t helly.
Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Oh, it could definitely get worse.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
He does.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
He spelled Rob forty nine then a stupid way, So
does r O. B four nine.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
But it's all it's all together next, all right, mess,
do you know the song?
Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Yes? Of course, Okay, of course, all right, so guesses
without hearing it out here worse?
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Do you think it's gonna be worse?
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Uh hmmm, I don't see how could, but yeah, I mean,
like you know, said, there's always room.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Name has numbers in it, So I'm gonna say worse, worse,
Sammy worse now menace.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yes, you're familiar with the song?
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Yeah, with the helly?
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Is it better or worse than uh?
Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Yeah, it is worse, definitely has way less lyrics than
what you deserve, that's my bitch. Yeah, hey, Von, you're
you're familiar with what the helly? Oh yeah, what the hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Alright, let's ruin it for now better better or worse
than Kendrick peekaboo again, just based on the part.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
That we heard.
Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Oh, way worse, damn alright, way worse. All right, So
this is Rob forty nine. What the hell you will see? Okay,
now this this one, this one's at the beginning. But
here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
This is a two minute songs right here.
Speaker 10 (01:10:37):
What the helly, what the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
What the helly, What the hell, what the helly.
Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
What the helly? What the hell?
Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Pretty much it?
Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
What the hell.
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Baghetti?
Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
What the helly? What the hell do you say?
Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Diamonds on spaghetti sound like?
Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
What the what the what the hell?
Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
I'm the watch on President Amazon Burghetty outside?
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
What that song? Baghetti? Beholds?
Speaker 12 (01:11:05):
And a telly?
Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
What the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I get beg hoods naked bego's give me Becky? What
the HELLYHO called me?
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Daddy?
Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Daddy?
Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
What the helly?
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
All right? So I'm I'm gonna let me, let me
get into it a little bit more here on what
the hell, what the hell, what the.
Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Helly, what the hell, what the hell, what the helly,
what the helly? What's the song? What the helly?
Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
I say, what the helly?
Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
On?
Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
What the helly Barrier?
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
What the helly Burrion? What the helly? Bron James?
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
What the hellly?
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Cyrus?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
So, okay, the helly Barry?
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
What the hell is that? The helly Burton? I said, Greg,
We'll start with you on a scale of one to ten.
I gave Kendrick Lamar pikaboo at ten, I'm giving that
a nine. I like the helly Barry and the helly Burton.
That's at least it's slightly amusic.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
What's what the helly Bron? James Leron, What the hell
is Cyrus Lebron?
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
What the hell Lebron? Lids?
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
What the hell? So nine nine, Gina, I mean I
also give it a nine, but it's worse than it's worse.
Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Okay, it's worse than the than the Kendrick.
Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Wait, what the helly bird? Lamar LeVar Burton, burn.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Var Burton, Okay, like Halliburton, right, No, I don't think
it's Halliburton.
Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
That would make more What the hell.
Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
That makes more sense?
Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
No, it doesn't, because LeVar Burton at least is like
in the mom.
Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
More recent year.
Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Then he would say, what the helly var Burton?
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Yeah, this is what the hella Burton?
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Well, he said, I don't think it's Halliburton. Hilarious, but
he said no, could it be var Burton? He said,
you know about Halliburton. Yeah, but he said, hell that's
why he's probably he's probably twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
I'm getting some of the text. Second song less bad, Wow,
what the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Now here's another song and this is not hip hop.
This is a song that Gina interduce me to yesterday.
I had to clean it up a little bit because
there's something about like uh s and D like sucking
the d and then U, you know, f ing and whatever.
But it's a it's a song called I Ain't Gay
(01:13:15):
by Biscuit Beats, and it's a country song. Yeah, now,
of course it's I think it's meant to be funny obviously, right, I.
Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Mean, sure, yeah, But.
Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
So it sounds just like a.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Regular country song I Ain't gay, and I added like
a couple of fun sound effects.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
For where the curse words go.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
I ain't gay, but a do gay stuff like some
dudes in the back of my trup. A little less slap,
don't mean I'm queer. I just sucks some quenn I
drink my beer. I ain't nothing wrong with a little squeeze,
don't mean your own.
Speaker 11 (01:13:53):
I love my guns and I have my rights and
not dudes on Friday.
Speaker 12 (01:14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
I just love my bros and taking back shots and
camel clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I watch football and.
Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
A spit my shaf the strolling my buddy in the
bathroom stall.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
I ain't gag now hear me out, and just like
men and I say it troun.
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
What are you thinking I would listen to that's funny.
Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
The link cat cut off jeans, rub each other down
with sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
He grabs my waist.
Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
I slap his eys.
Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
We're just tune men who likes to smash.
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
We share in shared you suck it, but just us two.
Don't call it gay. Don't make it weird. It's just
what bros do with a couple of bits.
Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
Don't make it weird. It's no reason just make it weird.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
A watch football and a spit my shaf the stroving
my buddy in the bathroom stall by the way, tires
Albert he's a basketball player for the Pacers.
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Interesting, yeah, but not not not the Haliburton. I was
right about the word.
Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
I would say, if you want a really good gay
country song, check out a Trevor Moore Gay's Got Married.
Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
It's a medium is r I P.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
There's no way that's clean.
Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
No, no, no, but it's it's way less on the nose,
way more interesting. But this was catchy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Yeah anyway, Biscuit Beats is uh the name of the artist.
Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
They got a lot of hits.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
The song I Ain't gay that's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Yeah, I like that. I like the beginning of it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Whatever that first line was, was it?
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
This must be Sea Beast's theme song. I ain't gay,
but I ain't gay, but I think I know this
is all right? Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
So we got the phones open and we're getting some
people lined up because we're gonna play Guess whose gas are?
Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Seven seven four Woody is the phone number, that's eight
seven seven forty four woody.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
And the way the game.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Works, we have ongoing homework here where we ask everybody
to when they feel a good one bruin to capture,
just record it on their phone and then email it
to me. Nobody else in the room knows who's who's
and then you, as the contestant, just have to guess
whose gas it is. Now, this is just one of
those things, another one of those things that Sammy refuses
(01:16:43):
to participate in because she says that she.
Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Doesn't far that's not all what I've ever said.
Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
No, she didn't say that.
Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
They did not say that.
Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
You guys all smell you have smelled it.
Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Yeah, we almost died.
Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Yes, did you hear anything?
Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I just don't understand how it's possible that you're the
one human being that the farts don't make a sound.
Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
They really don't.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I don't know coincidence, but yes, you.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Are right, Sammy. When we smelled your part.
Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
It was yes, I've never once said I don't fart.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Where was that that was? Oh that's right?
Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Yeah, damn near cleared out the arena. I forgot how
you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
It was? That awful? My god, I blocked that out
the whole show. I was mad at the guy in
front of us. I thought, what a disgusting pig.
Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
Yeah, it really lingered for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
You hers don't make any noise. So for the sake
of the you know, the game or whatever, Sammy's out
of the mix. When it comes to guess who's gas
and so we're bringing in Morgan and coach, She's like,
mine makes sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Get me off the bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Yeah, I'm like all right, Hell well, I googled it.
It says why do my farts not make sound? And
says silent farts are caused by relaxed sphincters, but relax
less pressure sense? Is your buthole meditary?
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
I mean I meditate?
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
So yeah, like, do you even have to push when
you're number two because it's just so relaxing.
Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Just talking poops every five minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
Yeah, I really don't push that hard even when I
never to also try anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
So for guess who's gas? Moving forward? It'll be your
options Woody, Greg Menace, Gina c Bass or Morgan love it? Okay,
guess who's gas? I believe are ready to play? Eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number if
you'd like to call in. It's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. Uh before we begin, because Morgan is still
(01:18:39):
getting people lined up on the phones. Here, this little
thing I have for you?
Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
Hey, can you turn my mic off while I do that?
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah, sure, sure, My bad.
Speaker 10 (01:18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
This combines two of our favorite things here at the
wood Show, farts and accents. Okay, it's a wildlife group
that captured the sound of a beaver farting horrible on Mike.
Humans don't do it for relief or for the amusement
of other immature beavers. It's for a purpose. Here's a
(01:19:08):
beaver officer, not kidding. That's what this woman's title is,
and she's explaining with a fun accident why this beaver
is farting, and the clip starts with the sound of
the beaver blast.
Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
You ready, yep, Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:19:20):
We put camera traps site to try and track the
beaver activity, and we've got loads of really great stuff.
So we've got the beavers building their dams, grooming, feeding, swimming.
But one that did stand out and made everyone in
the office laugh was the beaver breaking wind. Beavers near
their tail they have blands that can secrete this oil
(01:19:41):
called historian, and that actually helps them to mark their territory.
Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
So we think what the beaver was doing in the
video is.
Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
Actually marking its territory and communicating to any other beavers
out there.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Actually this is my pat Yeah, yeah, just communication.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Okay, it's a little calling car morse code. It's a
beaver farting kid, that's cute. I looked it up and
it says it kind of smells like vanilla. Oh no,
it's it's an addative. Well it said, they don't really,
that's that's kind of a wives tale. But I like it.
I put it in my food.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Yeah everything eight seven seven forty four woody, that's eight
seven seven forty four woody.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Guess whose gas? That's a high to Nick.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Good morning, Nick, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Good morning. I'm going into the folder here, I'm trying
to find.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
A trying to find a good, really good one.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, paring Woody, No, I have I set some aside.
I'm deciding, you know, like when they bring over the
wineless Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Yeah, yeah? And which which one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Are we gonna go?
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Which dessert?
Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Which?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (01:20:47):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I'll let you guys decide based on name alone. Do
you want to go with the tent zipper, the a
babe or the what I.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Think we have to go with the babe, the a babe?
Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
All right, here we go, Uh, Nick, guess whose gas?
When you're ready say hit me? Hit me.
Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Babe?
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Yeah it's.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Oh you hear it here in my bad I didn't
select the flex capacity hub.
Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
All right, you heard it that time, right, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Okay, so your options once again, we got Woody, Greg, Menace,
Gina Sea Bass or Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Guess whose gas?
Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
I'm gonna go with Morgan?
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Show me Morgan? Yeah, all right, just so sweet that.
Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
That's not Morgan's.
Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
But thanks man.
Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Let's go to cole Hey. Good morning Cale, cole.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Hey. We're playing guess whose gas Morgan is off the board.
When you're ready for the two to say hit me,
hit me Ben Ben alright, guess who's gas? Options still
on the table? Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina or Sea Bass.
(01:22:18):
Guess who's gas?
Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
That's definitely minutes show me Menace Man not Menace, but call.
Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Let's go to Mike Hey, Good morning, Mikey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
All right, we're playing guess whose gas when you're ready
say hit me.
Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Question?
Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
We could also call it the question mark. All right,
guess whose gas?
Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So Morgan and Menace are off the board, it's Woody, Greg,
Gina or Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Guess who's gas?
Speaker 10 (01:22:59):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Uh Woody show me? All right, thank you, Michae. Let's
go to Jen. Good morning to you, Jen.
Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Good morning guys mother.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
We're playing guess whose gas when you're ready say hit
me hit me? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
The options already. I'm gonna go with my favorite, show
me Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yeah, but we're gonna need to have you hold on
the line so uh SeaBASS can get your information.
Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
She was eager.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I mean he's holding up eight fingers. He thinks you
sound like an eight or above. So you have a
really good all right, Jen, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening to shows.
Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Go to Alex.
Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Good morning, Alex, good morning, good morning. Guess whose gas
when you're ready say hit me?
Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
All right now?
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Is everybody so far?
Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Is that Greg Gory or Gina? Guess who's guess? It's
definitely Gina, show me Gina grad there.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Winner. Yeah, it's fun when it's even a surprise to me. Yeah,
well you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Said you said that to me back in January.
Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I wouldn't even submit that if it was mine, I
would Yeah, it was below. I would wait for something
more noteworth.
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Greg wants a mega ripper. I like. I like the
inflection on its Babe, It's so cute. It's like she's trying,
you know, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
I will Alex congratulations, winner of radio's most immature game.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Guess who?
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Hang on one second and we'll get you all your information.
Thank you so much for listening to The Woodie Show.
Speaker 12 (01:25:04):
Ye, they come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and us blisters and being in plastic tupper ware.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Are you except me to believe.
Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
A word on it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
I don't and I never will.
Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
The Woody Show Yeah, we had a Gina that was
the correct answer for today's round of Guess whose gas? Yeah,
Greg has a pro tip for everybody, and I agree.
I had the same thought here. Recently, he says he's
got to start bringing his phone with him to.
Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Bed, and I leave it in the kitchen at night.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Yeah. No, I do bring my phone with me, but
I always forget and I have some real right, really good.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Ones, like first in the morning and when you miss one,
damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Also, do you also find that you also find that
you have a like a really like a really good
one to cut loose, like right after doing it? And
I don't know, am I kind of like hicking up
a soda or something?
Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I don't know. But is your body on a like
a fart schedule, like having a lot on the way
to work and then right when I get home from work?
Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Interesting?
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Do you ever one of your cheeks? And like you know, and.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I've done different things to get different sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Oh, I told you, like there was your button? A drawer.
Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Yeah, I opened up a drawer in uh, in the
bedroom because it was not a lot of stuff was
in there, was kind of just big and empty, and
I wanted to see, like what kind of acoustics a reverb? Yeah,
or like kind of hung my ass over the side
of the tub once sometimes sit on a wooden chair.
Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Yeah, you push, you push up against a wall or something.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I mean. Yeah, So this went down in Connecticut recently.
Police had to jump on Facebook to calm everybody down
after people started freaking out at this carnival. A big
crowd was seen running away from the area, and naturally,
the Internet started doing what it does best, assuming the worst,
but no weapons, no emergency. Just as they put in
(01:27:02):
the article flatulence spray. What so fart spray as it's
mentioned in the report fiance spray. Yeah, just pranking fart spray,
some kids said, sprayed the fake fart smell near the
carnival's exit, and people ran. Police said that that was
repeated throughout the night, and every time people panicked and
ran like there was something really bad going on, it
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panicked everybody else, and so that just snowballed and suddenly
everybody was running with zero clue as to why classic.
Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
Human behavior joined the herd would.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Cops eventually had to step in. So yeah, now we
live in a world where fart spray can cause a stampede.
I wish I always got it when I was a kid,
and it was never powerful enough. I never found it
to be that too.
Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
We always got stink bombs, those two. I never found
it to get those eighties stink bombs, and they were nasty.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Back in the day, radio stations used to fight and
there was wars that would go on between the different
radio stations that were competing against each other. And I
remember one time there was an album release party for
a band that was happening at this record store, of course,
and the other station was hosting it. There was a
bunch of people who were there and they're all packed
inside the store, and so our station had a couple
(01:28:12):
interns going there with those stink bombs. There were a
little glass thing and so you'd step on them. You
put them down the ground, You just step on them.
You walk away. That store cleared out because you couldn't
stand to be in there. Wow, event ruined.
Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Not powerful.
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
And that's the kind of stuff that they would do,
these like old radio things, these like radio wars. Yeah,
it was so dumb, but I mean, you go to.
Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
The concert that the other station is presenting, and then
you bring your station's balloons and throw them around the crowd.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I think I told you.
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
The one that we pulled up that I think was
the best one is I was at an alternative station.
We shut up where the rock station was at oz Fest,
which we had no business being at as the alternative station,
And we had gone to a couple of their events
and gotten the other station's T shirts. Yeah, because they
would do it bringing up their station shirt and we'll
give you one of ours. So we went and got
(01:29:03):
a couple of their shirts, put a couple interns in
their shirts, abducted some kids at Ozfest, handed out this
is like ninety seven handed out flyers saying that the
name of their station and the partnership for Drug Free
America had teamed up and would be pointing out anybody
caught smoking weed at the show that dark.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
And so we had a broadcast booth set up.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I'm doing the broadcast, and all these listeners were coming
up and going like, you see what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
Well, yes, you guys, that's awesome, terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
It was warfare Man warfare.
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
I say, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us
a text over to two to ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
We'll be right back the.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Woody showing me right back.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Friday, May
twenty twenty five. Today is Harry Potter Day. Me get excited, dorks,
Brothers and Sisters Day. Oh. Today is World Tuna Day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Enjoying that.
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
I can't tu pouch is way better than tuna. Can
Yeah you have to drain it or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Something about a pouch.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, appetizing, enjoy tunaday, I'll use Subaru drivers. Today is
National no pants Day right now, we're talking National player
or ukulele day or don't national space Day. And today
is National Truffle Day. It is take a baby to
Lunch Day?
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Why why nobody wants that? And today is also School
Lunch Hero Day. So those are my heroes.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
We got the birthdays in the port of birthday code
up here in just a moment first with Menace telling
us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Yeah. Bassis, who worked with Freddie Mercury on his solo
album Mister Bad Guy. Everybody knows that album. He did
an interview with The New York Post and he said
that Michael Jackson was actually supposed to be all over
the album. But Michael Jackson showed up to the studio
with a lama and he pissed off Freddie Mercury and
then he decided not to work with him. So he's
(01:31:17):
just showing up with the animals to the studio and said, no, dog,
I ain't gonna work with you. Do you know any
songs from mister Bad Guy the album? Or I had
no idea that he had a solo album. I found
out through this article. All right. Jeremy Renner, we talked
a little bit about how he's doing a press tour
about his book My Next Breath, and in the latest interview,
(01:31:40):
he said that he thinks that he briefly died when
he got ran over by that slow pow, a slow
sorry snowplow. But he also revealed that he has an
emotional support pig and a rabbit. Yeah, and he hasn't
brought that pig around. I mean, he keeps on showing
up to our work.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
He seems really cool because he's doing like all these
social videos with our coworkers and stuff. And I'm like,
you're Jeremy Renner, your major movies, you have.
Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
To do this.
Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Yeah, you're doing like all these social media videos, but
I think Bort met him and said that he was
really cool.
Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
You met the Jeremy Renner, Jeremy Renner, Germy Jermy Renner.
I don't know, I even, boy, I can't see it.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
In there. No, all right, well all right, he was there. Cool, Yeah,
he was cool.
Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Anyways, I here's a big guinea pig fanatic, you know what,
Jeremy Jeremy Renner. Not not Jeremy, Jeremy Renner.
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
The movie star doesn't care about the guinea pigs.
Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
But Jeremy, Right, Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Who knew? Okay, now here's a show that you're really into. Now,
did you ever fall off? I don't, I don't know
what he Ellen Pompeo says that she receives no residuals
for the first ten seasons of Grey's Anatomy from streaming
because back then streaming wasn't really a thing, so they
didn't really ride into contracts they are now on season
(01:33:08):
twenty two.
Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Yeah, I mean i'ven't.
Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Watched it in years.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
I've never seen of frame.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I mean, the the Witchman call it. The first few
seasons of Great I was way into I'd say the
first five seasons.
Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, and then I fell off and I was watching
every once in a while saying I'm gonna get caught up, and.
Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Then fully off board.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
It's not getting really wacky, right, Yeah, it got wacky
and a lot of people I liked were gone, and yeah,
so I moved on.
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
It don't get any streaming from that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Yeah, But I mean I always thought the residual of
things from television was kind of weird. Like, I support it,
I'll do it all day, I'll get it. But I
always thought it was weird that they even got residuals
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
I told you, I get residuals from those few episodes
of The Mayans Show that I did, and I had
no idea. I thought it was a scam. Remember I
told you, because I got these notices from the Walt
Disney Company, which owns FX right, which did the Minds
and Sons of Anarchy and stuff, and it said, oh,
you have unclaimed whatever now. Because the reason I was
(01:34:10):
getting those because the show is out of production. I
wasn't a main cast member, you know what I mean.
So they were trying to figure out, like, Okay, where
do these funds go? And so I just send some information,
but I had to go through to friends of Disney.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Is this legit? Is this a legit department that Oh yeah,
what are these checks for?
Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Like a dollar?
Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
It's something that you did for a television show? I go,
oh yeah, And one was for like six hundred dollars.
Another one was for like nine dollars and thirty some sacks.
Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
Yeah, when it re airs within a certain period of
time of the original, it's more, you get more money.
Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Then another one was like eighty some bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
I still randomly get them from General Hospital when I
used to do under fives, and they're for like.
Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Thirty cents, And what is it called under what's under fives?
Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
You literally have five lines are under like the hub
nurse at the desk, and I'd be like, right away
in traction, indubitably you got it done.
Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
I lived with Yeah, we've got some checks in the mail,
and he would open them and be like ten cents.
There are some actors who can sistently do like work,
like Gina talks about. They they'll open all the envelopes
at one time to reveal how much. Yeah, it's funny.
Social media.
Speaker 12 (01:35:17):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
And there used to be a bar called Residuals where
you could trade in your check for ten cents for
a beer. Oh that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
All right, Time for your birthday show. Its Shimday. It's shimmer, David.
We're gonna sit be like it's Shiverday.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
And you know we don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
And let's start with these celebrities have a birthday too,
maker of Menaces Deodorant, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah, akay, god, he was terrible until the Rock did it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Yeah, he's three. Ellie Kemper, Aaron on the Office and
star of Unbreakable. Kimmy Schmidt is forty five, David Beckham
is fifty years old. And then you got Kull and
then Jarney. That's close enough, Johnny, right, is it non? Johnny?
Johnny Melnorias Nan nan Gianni Maybe? But john how would
(01:36:10):
you pronounce it?
Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Yeah? You would say n J, I A and I.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Well you had an RS. You had a non Jarney
is what you said.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
And then then Johnny Johnny he was the nesh on
Silicon Valley.
Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
That's a show. I loved h That was such a
funny show.
Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Was he in Love Birds?
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
I don't know, but he got nominated for an Oscar
because he co wrote and starred in the Big Six
and I love that movie. He's also in the Disney
Plus series Obi Wan Kenobi. He is forty six. Jenna
van Oy, who played six on Blossom to the She's
forty eight. Christine Baranski, Leonard's mom on The Big Bang
(01:36:47):
Theory is seventy three and she's in bad month and
Siller singer Lily Allen is forty today and single.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Your porno birthday is Penelope Woods in Today's Birthday Girl.
She's tossed more sally than a vegan restaurant in two
hundred and thirty eight fine films, including Banging Penelope Woods
in front of her husband Volume one, she was in
an unconventional fertility treatment. Also Sloppy Toppy with Penelope. Here
(01:37:15):
we Go, Sammy Adultree is an adventure Volume one. She
was in she was in anal hazing crew Volume eights,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in taking it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
In the booty like a champ. Nice, well done.
Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
That's a Penelope Woods who's twenty seven years old today,
and that's your port of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and
that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of entertainment here with the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's going to
do it for this hour. That's going to do a
for today's show.
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
That's it for the week Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Brought
it's wrap.
Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Time to get into the weekend podcast full show and
fifteen to thirty minute highlight podcast. Way before you to
go to the woodieshow dot com, fail stories, dyq, dad
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They're at the woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform
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Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
We are back on Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
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seven seven forty four Woodie Yep. Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Please yes, Karma will always be a very patient gangster.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
The long play.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
I do appreciate the long play right always.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I don't have the patience for it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Usually it's really good, like if it's something like a
really well played out long play revenge, Revenge the best, delicious. Yeah,
I mean you can get your pound of flesh right away.
Yeah yeah, it's always better when the person is unsuspecting.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
I just saw you Gona post a thing, a video
about revenge, and the woman described it as delicious.
Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Agreed.
Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg goreg Jue, Thank
you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
SMD double m bye, great Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
You mother,
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well, today is May the second,
twenty twenty five. Today is Friday. Yeah, finally, end of
another week. This Wednesday was today. Wednesday was like I
(01:06):
had some good momentum, gone, Wednesday hit a wall, and
then yesterday pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Today.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We're gonna get through it as quickly as we can.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Thank you for being here. We are the Woodie Show.
It is Friday, all right, Welcome to Friday. I'm Woody.
That's Greg Gory Menace, Good morning, Happy Friday, Jee Friday,
post birthday Gina. Yeah yeah see now it's over. Now
(01:37):
you gotta move on. Okay, although Menace, what would you
do because you're a birthday month guy? Out Sea Bass
Sammy Boort, Menji, we got Morgan Vaughan. Everybody's here as
a birthday month guy, and your birthday is the twenty eighth. Okay,
so you celebrate the entire month starting out October first,
and he goes all the way through the thirty first. Yep,
if your birthday is on the first, work I mean,
(02:01):
does it have to be like so that would start
on your actual birthday and go through the end of
May or y.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I it's not ideal. Uh first, it is a nightmare
for a birthday month, but you are allowed to celebrate
all month long.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I like that, And I do have little birthday things
sprinkled around the next week or so, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Like what are you doing this weekend? Anything for your birthday?
Because like, yeah, do you have yesterday? It was like
like a soccer game or something.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Do a soccer game for the kid? ReLit the cake.
But and I got some lunches with friends. But next week,
you know how I like to do super cool stuff
that's totally normal and nobody makes One of a girlfriend
of mine said, hey, do you want to go get
your colors done with me? I'll pay And I go,
what do you mean, like you know your seasonal colors?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I go, yeah, yeah, like you know remember in
the eighties, like you're a winter, you're an autumn.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh god that yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
But this week and also I get my eyebrows nano bladed.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, what's nano bladed?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, so it's like microblading microblades. I've done it a
few No.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Basically, it's like a temporary tattoo on.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's not it's not really temporary.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
They take a blade and they nick your eyebrows like
a billion times, and then they fill it in with
dye so it looks like you have actual eyebrows, because
I really don't have any kim I do. I've done
it like three times, and uh, now I'm going to
try the nano blade.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
But what is the difference.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
What's the nanoblade versus finer hair flick?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So it looks a little more natural, more full, well,
more natural, okay, And so it's a thinner blade. Yeah, okay,
So it's gonna hurt and I'm gonna look like Groucho
marks for a few days. Yeah, don't make fun of me.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
And always that's it really dark and you can't get
it wet, like you can't tattoo, so when you're in
the shower and stuff like.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That, you can't. It's gonna scab. You can't touch it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wait, so how are you going to take a shower?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You can't. You can't get your face wet a.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Few days, so you're not gonna shower for a few days.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Pick my head out of the shower, I've done this
one thousand and there are times where I've literally put
on like swim goggles, shower Yeah, oh absolutely, like big ones.
So my eyebrows are gonna look a little fed up
for a while, but I guarantee me it'll be worth it.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Just do your colors thing again.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh yeah, like am I a winter or am I
a deep autumn?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
So like a true spread that mean color should wear.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, you go and you have no makeup on, and
we're white at this like color analysis place, and then
they drape over you all these different colors.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's a real place. So there's a whole place that's
just dedicated. That's their only that's what they do. It's
not like one of the services.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
This is it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
That's a job.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Colors miss you out. It makes you look tired, but
you really shine in.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's a job for boring housewives, done by boring housewifely
see bass.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And by the way, I think the Internet should have
eliminated this cost.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Oh it's it's like north of like one fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
For someone to say, Okay, so I wear red. What
did I wear it last week? Oh? I wore that
kind of navy blue shirt. You know, it's not black
or gray, so it's a different color for me. Yeah,
you know, it's halfway to black. Daring and someone said, oh,
that color looks really good on you.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, now that was free. I got that in the hallway,
you know. And that's also you just wear someone and
somebody says, oh that looks good or you know what,
you think you look good?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I kind of do, but it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I didn't suggest it. She wants to do this for
my birthday, so I said, okay, let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So she's going to pay for the whole thing everybody's
talking about at the Monster Truck rally. But don't don't
say you know how much this costs to do this.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I looked at it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, Greg, take a guess. Let's just all take a
guess for this is just a consultation, right, Like, it's
not like you don't get any product.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
It's just advice basically, Yeah, you just get your like
And how long does it take like an hour?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
An hour? An hour?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So one hour for them to tell you what your
colors are?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Well, she kind of told us, she said, she just told.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Us often to women.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Two hundred I'll say one seventy. I'm gonna venture north
of one fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, over one hundred fifty less than two hundred.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, I'm looking at this specific one right now. Yeah,
it's it's one fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, so it's not so okay, guys, associate, it wasn't
north of one fifty.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
So technically, technically with at with the add on, it's
one seventy with the add on, Yeah, which is what
you're well, there's overtones and undertones.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh my god, I say you're getting your hair color.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
It was the only people laughing in the room for so.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Many reasons, and ladies, I don't know how you do it, honestly,
Like there's so much that you concern yourselves with and
is it necessary. No, yes, but it kind of comes
with the territory. It comes with the territory, right.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
But I do like all the dumb crap that I do,
Like it's totally unnecessary and ridiculous, but it is fun.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I think it's fun.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Tell the starlet starving child in Africa who's not getting
a meal today, Okay, you had fun with their watch.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I'll be like, oh, dB, what are you doing to
give back to the community?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
But nothing like, for example, like you know that place
I've been going to where the haircuts and the straight
razor shave and all that kind of stuff. I got
a manicure and pedicure for the first time ever those
up until I went to this place. To wash my face,
I've never used anything other than bar soap or most
of the time for most of my life. As I'm
shampooing my hair, I take whatever lad is on my
(07:34):
face and I just go like this, yes, and then
we're lying. But who never has any kind of like
breakout or I'm looking at.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Your black shirt right now, there's no dandrophon there, no yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
And a lot of stuff for guys is like first
atile like it is all in one.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's like this is your shampoo and body ash and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Isn't it really all kind of the same stuff. They
know what they always say about like they just charge
women more and they say different things, but make it pay.
It's essentially the same.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I mean, I use very.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Are very cheap because that like I know the secrets
like the dupes. But yeah, some people just like expensive
crap and they're.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Who is just you know, that's all the right because
his stuff is so good. Yeah, but is it like
one thousand dollars? Is it made a dime?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's got his name on it, so it's gonna be more.
It's gotta be good anyway, on the show this morning,
to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
as we can. We got your Friday fail stories. Our
dumb ass contest will be the d u y Q.
Maybe if we have some time some dad jokes today.
It's been a little while for the dad jokes. I
know Sea Mass has been like please wouldie. I don't
begging gravel very often, but I would love it if
(08:37):
you would do some dad just enough time. It's his
favorite segment. Well, you know how we go, we end
up running later.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
We have the things to talk about. Hey, guys, want
to start a new topic?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
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Speaker 4 (08:54):
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Speaker 5 (08:54):
What a show? Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just heads up
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(09:15):
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Speaker 3 (09:26):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Friday morning, Gia, May second, twenty
twenty five. Thank you for being here giving us some
of your valuable time this week. Let's get into this
weekend as quickly as we can.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm wody. That's Greg Gory Woody. We've got menace.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
What is up?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
There's a Gina Grant Hey there. How was your birthday?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Very nice? Thank you, chill lovely noice.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
What'd you have for dinner?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Rabbi? Oh yeah, hey, s're break in a row right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
That's great, favor o God. A little bit of marbling
in there, a little bit of salt on there. You
cut the meat out, you eat nothing but the fat.
Have your Friday Sea Bass. There is Sammy phones are open.
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You're gonna need that number coming up blitter on this hour,
in fact, because we have the dumb Ass Contest, which.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
On a Friday, of course, will be the d U
y Q.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, but right now, time for your Friday failed stories.
(11:05):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
time for your Friday fail story. All people thought they
had the perfect plan the planet could never go wrong,
but then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one banstaken mega uber ultra.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Fail.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm best, all right, Well we'll start with this one.
We talked about this one earlier this week, and I
would be remiss.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'd be remiss if I didn't tell.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
You that's become one of our favorite worst off the air.
I would be remaing.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Has to be in like some kind of accent. If
me tell you, if I I'll tell you all about.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Tricycle.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, I would be remiss if I didn't include
this in the failed stories. It's that US Navy Super
Hornet fighter jet that accidentally fell off the aircraft carrier.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And into the ocean. Well it's not expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It happened while the jet was being towed out of
the hangar bay. The crew ended up losing control, which
ended with both the plane and the tow tractor going overboard.
No big deal, the plane itself only worth seventy million dollars. Manie,
Oh no, the Navy is investigating. But get this. This
is the second plane, the second super Hornet that they've
lost on this deployment. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
To reevaluate that stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I saw some video yesterday and they were talking about
this General Aviation aircraft that was circling around. This is
like way back in the forties maybe fifties, and it
was like a high like a high wing plane, and
they're circling around this aircraft carrier and the guy the
pilot kept trying to drop a note out of the
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out of the door so to get to let the
guys on the deck know what was going on. First
one goes in the water, second one goes into the water.
Finally third note drops it and the guy's like, look,
I'm running out of fuel. I'm not going to make
it back to land. I need to land on the carrier, okay, right,
And it was a US aircraft carrier. He goes but
(13:29):
you got to make room. You got to get some
of these helicopters just out of the way, right. And
so instead of guys getting in the helicopters and flying
the away, they pushed them off the edge of the.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Aircraft carrier into the water.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I forget like two or three, two or three of
these military helicopters pushed him into the water. And here
comes the guy. He lands on the deck. He had
his wife and his kids in this little like Cessna
type plane.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And then he was like yeah, and then and the
guys were all psyched the guy. We're on the deck
and they're plodding and clapping and everything else.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
The helicopters are on the ocean. Yeah, anyway, choppers out here.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So that was one of the questions. That was one
of the questions that they had, Like would that still
happen today? Would they still be pushing because I think
at the time they said it was like less than
two million dollars worth of helicopters two million dollars back then,
exactly exactly. But I'm saying, would they still they still
do the same thing today. I don't think they would.
I think they try to figure something else out. Yeah,
(14:27):
I would hope not just fly them off the aircraft car.
You got a couple of guys who can fly helicopters right,
circle around for a bit, Yeah, people land, Let the
guy land, and then put the helicopters back, and then.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
I don't know, she didn't have time to circle around.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Next up is this one in Colorado about this guy,
Lucas Brown is his name. He was locked up in jail.
He was working as one of those kitchen trustees. You know,
you can get those jobs where you have some trust
you've you know, they can do things in the kitchen
or maybe it's like a wood shop. Yeah whatever. And
when he went to go take the trash out, he
is aped. Didn't get very far. He was on the
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run for a whole thirty five minutes. And this is
my favorite part of the story. He was scheduled to
be released two days later. Oh, obviously those plans have
been canceled.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Maybe he had to poop man and he didn't want
to poop all right in front of it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Then. No word on how much extra time is being
tacked on due to the escape attempt, But yeah, failed,
he sailed. Here's one from Michigan, where the nice people
at Saginaw County Animal Control got a call from this woman.
She had bought a couple of rabbits for her kids,
and they did what bunnies do, and they start breeding,
you know, like rabbits, and she couldn't get them to stop,
(15:41):
and now her house has been overrun. She tried to
control the breeding, she said, she separated them and pens
in her basement, but they got around that. They nod
through drywall and other materials. The containment was damn near impossible.
She estimated they were around fifty altogether, but when animal
Control got there, it was more like seventy.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
And many of the horror chick rabbits were pregnant on
top of all that. So officials are doing everything they
can to play some in good homes, but at the
same time they're just reminding everybody that even well intentioned
pet ownership sometimes has some pretty unimmeasurable situations without the
proactive spang and neutering that you're supposed to do. And
they're bunny sales. That's what bunnies do well. Sometimes you
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get so horny you gnaw through you all.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Looking it up. I'm like, how long do rabbits stay
pregnant and it said twenty eight to thirty five days.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Oh yeah, it's quick. They have quick turned around.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Boy, so she's a grandma already.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Here's one from doublin, Ohio, where this fella, Anthony Collier
gets how old he is?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Greg I'm gonna go with sixty nine?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh he's sixty nine years old.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
He decided he was gonna rob him bank, so he
walked out of the bank. He hands the teller a
written note demanding the cash. The teller gives them the money.
He takes off in a super sweet blue Hyundai Tucson.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hell yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
CoP's able to track him down because in his rush
to get away, he ran a red light and when
they got the plate number from the Hundai, it turned
out to be a rental and guess whose name and
phone number was on the rental agreement say his it
says Anthony Collier. So he was arrested, charge with felony
first degree aggravated robbery. Take it to fail jail sale,
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and my favorite fail story of the week. This is
from Georgetown, Kentucky, which is about an hour east of Louisville.
And that's where this fifty year old guy, James Farthing,
he won big on the power ball, one hundred and
sixty seven point three million dollars.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Big guy.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
He just picked up his check this week, James splitting
the award with his seventy seven year old mother. So
good son, But they won't be enjoying any experiences together
for a while because James is in jail. The very
next day after picking up his check, he got into
a fight at a hotel that he was staying at.
(17:58):
He punched at least one other guy, and when the
cop showed up, James kicked one of the officers in
the face. Right, So he was charged for felony battery
on a law enforcement officer, among other things. And he's
in even deeper trouble because he's an ex convict. He
was already on parole, so kicking this cop in the
face certainly violated that parole and so now he's going
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to prison.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Meant to be.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
What a dumbassy? What did he have to be so
angry about?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Take a breath, chill out, count your money, walk away,
god man, pay somebody else to do it.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, he's a real hair trigger. Yeah he couldn't help that.
Eight yeah, forty four.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
What he is the phone number? Use that number now
to give us a call. We're going to open up
the phones for a round of the dumb Ass Contest today.
The dy Q is coming up for us next. That's
where SeaBASS is talking to one of the drunks that
he encounters on the streets and asking them some questions.
You just have to guess will the drunk person get it?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Two out of three times correct and you will be
a winner. You'll win some kind of prize. Not sure
exactly what it is, but we got a prize up
for grabs. If you want to play the Dyq, call
now eight seven seven forty four Woodiest. We've got a
dumb ass contest for you and ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls. Today's dumb Ass Contest is the due. If
(19:31):
you want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody
is the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text to over to two
to nine eight seven. What's this song? Oh a wall Nation,
kill your heroes?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Amazon?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah? Every once while most of the time I'm not
even paying attention.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
U huh. I know there's a song or whatever playing,
but yeah, that's a good song.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
The song too.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I love sound. Remember we did that event with them
and they did cupert huge production of this.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah yeah, nice Dudeskay, all right, uh, Seabat's watching. Explain
the way the game works.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Everybody, please.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I asked a drunk person very easy questions. So the
game isn't for you to answer the questions. You and
everyone you know can answer these questions on the tip
of your tongue. The game is this, this person so
drunk that they don't know, So you guess whether they know,
and if you're right, two times out of three, you win.
All right, eight seven, seven forty four woodie, And uh,
we're gonna get guesses from Menace and Sammy at all. Wow,
(20:27):
Meda is on cold medication or something.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
What the hell?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
My My eyes are just really strong and he wasn't feeling.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well and so he was waiting for the medication to kill. Yeah,
I'm fine, now, okay, you're good. Just my eyes are
killing well hopefully man. That brain's a lot all right. Yeah,
let's see how you do and we'll go to U.
Let's see, Keona, did I get that name right, key, Yes,
hey Keona, how are you?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Good morning? Happy Friday? Thank you for calling it. You
play the u I Q here on the WOODI Show.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Now, before we get to the questions that actually count
toward winning a prize or not, we're gonna get to
know the drunk person a little bit better. And who
is this person's sea best? This is Jay and he's
out drinking and so they'll tell you, and he may
have slipped in a few other things.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Okay, here is Jay.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
What if you had to drink tonight?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I had like a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Fireball and take you some rice and a lot of
good stuff. I like vodka, a little bit of cocaine out.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Encourage.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm sorry, like not that, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm feeling pretty drunk. I love everyone, like I hope
everyone is having a good night, and like just get
drunk us like have a good name.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Okay, what a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I like him. This is not a greg thing. But
with the gaye that.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Just flair, verbal flair exactly. How can you not enjoy it?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Or you do that noise though? With the bugs that.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well's we've heard you. That's a reflex. This is a
happy I can't control that.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, that is Jay, and you're just gonna have to
guess whether he's gonna know the answer These questions two
out of three in order to win.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Uh and the first question everybody ready?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yes? See U I Q?
Speaker 10 (22:07):
And what part is your body? Would I find your femur?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All right? This is a repeater, probably yeah, probably Hm.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
These two have been on a bit of a cold
streak recently, so I'm trying to help him out with
some easier stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Sammy did pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, Sammy was okay last week? All right, so let's see.
I think that Jay will not j will not get it.
I think Sammy will get it. Menace. I can't tell
if it's the cold medication or if but I'm gonna
say no for Menace. All right, as they were, they
were one out of three last week.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I'm gonna say thank you, no to Jay and yes
to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
All right, Greg Gory, No to Ja. Yeah, I'm gonna
mix it up. Yes to Menace, Menace and Sammy. What
do you think Jake get it? Right?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes? Or no?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
No? No?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Menace?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Keona, what do you think yes, j.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
J No?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
No. Question Number one d U I Q.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
And what part of your body would I find your femur?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Menace?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Your upper leg like thigh type area?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Sammy, your leg? Your leg is the correct answer, noice,
I said yes to you. All right, I'm pretty sure
Jay would know a thing or two about having a
bone in your body.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I'm just guessing.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I'm just guessing.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But I don't think he's going to know the answer
to this question. If he doesn't, you're gonna be on
the board with your first point.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
And what part of your body would I find your femur?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I guess ahead? Your head?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
What else going on your head right now?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
To Jay? A lot of the.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, a lot of bones have been in his head,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
And the reason I know the femur thing is because
remember my buddy Half Big broke his femur.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's right. Oh, Keana, great news.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You're on the board.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
You got your first point here on the d u
i Q. Just need one more point to be the
winners this week.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Was Half Big doing like a nine hundred or something? No,
he was just walking, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
God, what's the phrase. So yes for Sammy, I'm gonna
say no for j yes for menace?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
All right, I'm feeling a I'm feeling pretty optimistic. I'm
going triple yes.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
All right, Greg Gory, I'm gonna triple yes it as well. Right,
all right, it's just crazy menace, Sammy. Do you think
Jay gets it?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
No, I'm gonna say no. And I was gonna say turtle,
all right, yes or no? Will Jay get it?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
J J will not get it? Question number two do
you like? Q?
Speaker 10 (25:05):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a menace?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Skunk?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Sammy?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Skunk? What animal are? All right?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Interesting grammar there?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
But are people people are? That's the subject, right?
Speaker 10 (25:22):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk as a people?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Horrifically?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
About creative? That's so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What animal are? People sometimes are not understanding?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Like if menace?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Er I said it, it would just be you know
that tracks.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Okay? Some jokes there said that J would not get
this right now that's the case. You will be the
winner of that, do you?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I Q?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Here?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
On question number two?
Speaker 10 (25:56):
What animal are sometimes people called as drunk.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
As a And then I'm all off coyote. Just they're cute,
but they're not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All run coot.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Well kayo the congratulations you are the winner on the d.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
U i Q. Very simple work there today, ke And hey,
so happy for you. Congratulations. Hang on one second and
we appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show. Have yourself
a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Okay YouTube, thank you Borry bye.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Well and I love the logic it's a coyote because
sometimes they're cute and they're not.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
But they're not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
They can cute, but they're not cute.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Not cute.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
I mean yea like sometimes yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Babies, but every babies cue all right, question number three,
which Keona did not need for the d u i Q,
but just for fundsies here.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
We got on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
A DJ is short for what.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
If this is not a yes for both Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, I'm confident in them.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I bet you.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
There's a lot of interns in this building. Oh yeah,
that's true, Morgan. That could be a new assignment around
the office.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Morgan, salespeople. Morgan, don't look but yeah, don't don't look
at your computer.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I know what it is. Guys, Come on, you know
what it is.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay, all right, let's take guesses around the room, including
I'm not the hard.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Word on this show. Yeah, yes, Morgan, but there's I'm
not included in the guessing.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh dude, she didn't say she said she's lashing out.
I did not name Sammy at all. Maybe she's talking
about it.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You were lashing out, that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I just think it's Funny'll think I wouldn't know it just.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Because you're a young twelve.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I have nothing to do with intelligence, had to do
with age.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh, I mean I'm pretty That's what I said. Yeah,
I forgot she is how old? She's super old? Yeah,
she's like where are the eight tracks?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
All right, what do you think, Gina?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
I got burned by Jay, So yes to Sammy and
Menace and Morgan. No to Jay because that coyote answer
was no.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
To Ja, yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy, and since
she's so confident, yes to Morgan. Greg Gory agreed, I'm
saying no only to j Yeah. Okay, uh, here we go.
Question number three for the d u i Q on
the radio. A DJ is short for what now? All
three you're gonna say your answer at the same time,
(28:36):
okay on the count of three one two three disc.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Shocky all right, nicey nice? What are the discs referred to? Morgan?
What do you mean compact discs?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I was coined before the compact disc. It would have
been for records record in the planet, is that matter?
Pumping the watage to your cottage, your pants and make
your dam. I'm up to my pits and hits, folks.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Wow, cylinder hooking up like a tow truck on his
two for Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
My god, we're getting the let out this American graffiti
over here with yeah, yeah, make sure you tune it
later on for a mandatory Metallica.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
During wolf Man Jack.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
That's right, yeah, October, I forgot Rocktober, all right. Question
number three for the d u i Q on the radio,
A DJ is short for what for DJ do?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
What's the letter D?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Letter J short for for d J, meaning like like
could just pay whatever they want? What is the D
in the J stand for DJ O god, d J?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It's like d J.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Alright, like that J. Well, that's the d u i
Q that did not disappoint, all right?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Telling people checking in on the text over to two
to nine eight seven eight one eight, Happy Friday, Love
you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
You make my mornings.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Three one.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh you guys, fing Rock and Woody. I loved hanging
out with you in Philly last year.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
You're the man. Okay, nice, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Taylor checking in Friday vibes today, I'm looking cute but
feeling like ish.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh you and Menace? Yeah, Menace is looking cute, looking
at cute?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Game, And then we got this one. Let's see nine
three yeah nine three six. Morning guys and gals listening
in from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Love the show. Hope you all have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I'll be getting extremely blazed and we'll slip into a
stoned euphoria.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Oh it, hell yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Any kind of weekend plans? Friday check ins hit us
up on the text over to two to nine seven.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, do you buy it?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
This woman in China claims that she got herpies from
holding a karaoke mike too close to her mouth.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I can see that. Is that possible?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Maybe? She says it happened back in twenty seventeen, and
then a few days later she noticed painful blisters popping up.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
But would it be a few days that I don't
know it's not instant, right, I know, but a few days.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Seems short incubates like yeah, like maybe it'll be like
how long does it take? You gotta checked out and
boom HSV one. That's the virus that causes cold sores
and it's for life, no cure, just occasional flare ups.
You manage it and stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
But you're to twenty days yep, okay, so by it.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Doctors haven't confirmed if it's even possible to catch herpes
just from the microphone, but either way, Uh, hey, if
you're doing karaoke, why would you put your lips to it?
Why would you put that microphone to your lips? Like
let your lips touch that thing? Yuh kind of the song?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, you're feeling the vibe, yeah, just getting way into it.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, well, I mean, look, karaoke can be fun. There
are situations where it can be fun. It's not one
of those things are good. It's one of those things
it's all the time fun, Like the people that they
go to karaoke all the time. But if you happen
to be somewhere, like you didn't go there seeking out karaoke,
but there happens to be karaoke that's where it could
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be fun. I think it's weird seeking it out.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I agree, really, because that's where the people are good.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that's where they take it's too serious exactly. I
don't want it where the people are taking it real serious.
It's like it's fun to shoot pool, right. I find
it not so fun when you get the guys walking in.
They're bringing their own pool cubes. And because they take it,
it's like, I don't know how you take something, so
I don't know it. It's like taking horseshoes too serious.
(32:50):
It's just supposed to be fun.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Bowling. Who are you auditioning for? This?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Is?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
This is another thing I took way too serious bowling.
I got to remember I joined the league. This is
years ago the company I was working for at a
Christmas party. I had so much fun. I joined the
league part of my all or nothing personnelity, right and
uh and so. But yeah, now it's like I look
back and I go, how stupid like bowling?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Like you're at a.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Place where the beer served in bottle shaped like bowling pins.
It's it's meant to be let's get drunken fun enrollah.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
But also as a patron, I don't want to hear
Joe Blow singing a song. There's this guy and he sucks.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Kind of the story recently got shared online, which I
would have loved to witness. That h chaperone was at
some like, I don't know, outdoor barbecue place in Wichita
and some guy was doing karaoke and then he asked
people like, oh, anybody want to do a duet? And
her friends like said, go do it, go do it,
And then out of nowhere you have Chopper and no
(33:49):
one knows, no one knew who she was at the time, Right,
just have somebody be an incredible singer out of know where.
That would be kind of cool to win. I think
the worst carry very rare. Yeah, I think the worst
karaoke ever saw. And I were both of this wedding
and one of our really good friends got married and
like was it was it the brother or the cousin
of something like one of the family members got up
there and and did Billie idol rebel yell and here
(34:10):
I I captured this just stuff on my phone to
get into there.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
I now correct me if I'm wrong. Menace.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, this family member Filipino, who joy like that's a
disappointment to the family.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
It's a disappointment to all Filipinos. Philipinos are known for
being amazing at karaoke. Oh yeah, they take you way serious. Yeah,
but this is what I think of when I think
about karaoke. Yeah, Like I don't want to be sitting
at a bar having a beer and this guy's up there.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
But if it's one of your friends, that's what I'm saying, like,
just you not so good.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
But if you like, if we all went someplace.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
That's terrible. It was a wedding, Yeah, it was kind
of late in the night.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Everybody was I was.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Able to walk turning up and stuff separated from there.
My wife broke the bottom of her champagne flute or
whatever it was. So she's walking around with basically like
a crystal dagger and she's barefoot. She took off her
uncomfortable with very nice shoes. Possibly it was that time of.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
The night, you know.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
And uh, yeah, I don't even like.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Live music at places.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Agreed with bands, I agree, But again I think it
has to be the perfect storm for karaoke. Like if
we all like, okay, everybody in this room, we were
all out somewhere just kind of hanging out casually and
whatever and just getting men got up there. We would
all think it would be fun because medicines up there.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Gina got up there.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
You were fun for a second. I am fun.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, even I would get up there. And I mean,
you know, everybody got a song.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
They're saying, but I'm with menas even a band that
does this as a quote profession I don't want to
set a bar.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Remember we walked into that one place and once they
had the live.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
No, right, yeah what I do, turned right around, he
walked out. Everybody just went in there to go like, okay,
we'll go in this area because it's supposed to be
like a really cool space, like a.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Like a hidden Oh yeah, you were there for that.
He walked right out.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, So like we just want to take a look,
give one drink. We're not gonna be hanging out. We're
just gonna get one drink and leave. We literally walked in.
We were there for twenty five seconds. Where's menace? He
already walked out.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, I told you. One of the worst experiences of
my life. I was at STK Restaurant in Orlando and
they had a DJ and I was like, okay, cool.
But then there was some live saxophone player like playing
the whole time. It was a freaking torture, and uh,
I'm like why. And I went on online and complained,
(37:06):
that's a very sea bass. Why would you do this?
That sounds like something you would do.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
All this?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
And can we coun we quit it with the fake speakeasies. Now,
it's not the twenties. You're not being cute.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
It is cute. I like them, of course you do,
because you're basically.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Walking through a hidden door is fun.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's intentional.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
It's not actually a speakeasy. Okay, it's not prohibition.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I didn't know it was there until I knew it
was there.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
True.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I mean I walked by this chase. Yeah, one hundred times.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
They did their job. I just wish they had a DJ.
That would have been cool.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us over to
two to nine eight seven, will be right back the
Woody Show.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
A bit.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Delicious almond. Oh yeah, I know, it's just amazing. Yeah, okay, thank.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You for.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Body ship.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
We are into another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It's Friday morning. Everybody, Oh my god, we're finally there.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
May second, twenty twenty five. See bets on. You gonna
be the first to wish you and May the fourth.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
May the fourth be with you, sir, because Sunday is
May four. If don't forget to annoy all your.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Friends with it on Sunday, you mean, celebrate with your friends.
Celebrate with your friends.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four what he sent us?
Eight text over to two to nine eight seven speaking
of annoying? Did he update on that story? Well, unless
you're Sammy's here, yeah, everything did He rejected a final
plea deal, and so the US Attorney's Office they're keeping
all the specifics under rafts, but no word of you
(38:48):
know how much time he could have shaved off, Just
that he's going to roll the dice and he's going
to head the trial instead, and the jury selection starts
on Monday.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah, that is a confident man. Well, he probably would
have got like, what twenty five thirty years as well,
Just go for it either way, your.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Screen a plea deal, he was going to get that.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
My sales are twenty five thirty years. Plea deals are
like five to ten max especially.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
If you bring other people right like to the surface. Yeah,
but yeahs to genius point. When the Feds go to trial,
their conviction rates like ninety six percent, So it's.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah, that's a convient. That delusion.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
By the way, if I'm ever in that situation and
y'all are involved, I'm knarking.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
On all you.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, yeah, Sammy got a baby. The thing is like,
and then I'll power rank it based on how involved
you were, So like, i'll nark you out. But because
here and here's here's my thinking on that, I'll get
some time off of my sentence, right, So I'll only
go for five years. The next person thing, I'll give
him a bunch of names, but I'm gonna do it
like kind of like a small roll out, right, So
(39:50):
I'll throw another person out there that will give you
an opportunity to plea by bringing in somebody else from
the See what I'm saying, You just don't want to
be the last person. You don't want to be the
best person kicked for the or picked for the softball team.
And what if, no matter what the situation was, it
was prison time or witness protection program, would you do that?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Hell yeah, I want to do that now.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Because it would suck because you have to cut ties
with everybody. You know, you got to change your name.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
I couldn't do that that really, Oh yeah, that'd be so.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
Hard for me.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Do you have to get a job though, I thought maybe? They?
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, I thought you okay, a place to live, and no,
you're not set up for life or any weak.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, you gotta go get a job.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
I thought you could just chill.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
They says, So they've never like lost somebody doing that,
But I don't believe it. Other annoying people in the
news that uh Luigi guy oh yeah, oh yeah, who
murdered the guy in called Blood the healthcare ceo. He's
the subject of a musical that's going to debut in
San Francisco this summer. Luigi the Musical. The entire run
(40:53):
is already sold out. The whole thing is set inside
of the prison. The show features Luigi alongside his real
life cell mates did A and Sam Bank and freed Oh,
turning this federal facility into something between Chicago like the
play or the music or whatever.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
And then Riker's the remix.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's described as wildlife, irrelevant, irreverent about friendship, justice, and
going viral from prison justice very spoofy. Now Luigi's real
life trial that is set to start in December. The
musical previous for that start June thirteenth. Hall retarded.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
We have lost it as a soci we have because
I was at the mall and then in the middle
of the mall they have those T shirt making stands
and one of the t shirts was Luigi where it
looked like a Cash Money Records album in a T
shirt form.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Look, if you're pro Luigi, you're a loser, period, end
the story. You just aren't well.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
And that's the that's the question we've asked the whole time.
What did it change? Nothing except for this one dude's family,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Not up for debate. I'm not willing to debate. You
want it, You're simply you're simply a loser. Well there's
I'm not saying the healthcare system is great. I'm not
taking things that happen.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
And we should also take the debate to the UH
step further. He's not as hot as society says. That's
the major stop it already.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I didn't want to sound gay talking about his look.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
No, but that's why people love everybody.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
No way the reason girls, you know, yeah, it's some
folk hero here. Since we're covering all the annoying people,
I'll throw one more thing out. Weird how this works.
But Jordan Hudson, that's Bill Belichick's annoying twenty four year
old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
She's not annoying, she's criminal.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Just months after getting into a relationship with Bill, she
is quietly built up over eight million dollars in real estate.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
She scooped up three multi family buildings in Boston for
around seven point five million. She added a Cape Codge
Cape Cod Cottage, you know, for good measure, because you
know the summer and style.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
All all the properties are owned under LLC's with her
name on the loans, bringing in solid rental income and
by the way, not bad for someone who was studying
philosophy a hot second ago. Well, people don't realize they've
been They've met four years ago, so this relationship is
only you know, you know, less than a year fresh.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
But she's been working him behind the scenes some years ago.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
She does have a cosmetology license. Okay, well, oh, but
what about her parents? Maybe there were Oh wait, they're not.
In fact, the fishing business they had went bankrupt. So
no word from her or Bill on how she suddenly
turned into a real estate mogul. But I'm sure her
mouth buttoned vagina. No good for her, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
You can hate all you want, and trust me, I'm
happy to. But like, also, I don't know good for her?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, you know, damn what do you would knark out
your crew?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
You bet?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
But if everybody was all involved, sure, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't make something I'm sick. Yeah, well, Sammy was there,
it was.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
But if you're the ringleader, like did he's the ring leader,
I don't know that he can get out by narking
on other people who he gave orders to.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, let's just say, for the sake of argument, I'm
saying that was gonna be my example. Let's say for
the sake of argument, it was some other high profile,
you know, powerful, someone like a Jay Z, and you
had information about illegal or sexual assault kind of stuff
that they were involved in, whether it was your freak
off or not. Right, Like, I'm sure that information would
(44:26):
be super valuable too.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Yeah, but they're usually trying to break something bigger when
they make deals like that. So this person would have
to be doing more things that were terrible than him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, so I'm not I'm not going to drag anybody
in who wasn't involved. But why am I going to
take the fall for everybody?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
It's just a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'll buy dude, I will buy you know, browns of beers.
I will pick up the dinner tab, I'll do a lot.
I'll hear you out having a rough time. I'll sit
on the phone with you for a couple hours and you.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Know her you out.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
But to your point, you have said before that you
wouldn't go to prison for your kids.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
No, hell no, So I wouldn't go to track.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I wouldn't go to jail for lying to protect my
kids from getting in trouble for something that they really did. Yeah, Like,
I'm not putting myself like you're the one who did this,
dumb ass. Yeah, I'm not going to jail for you.
Hell no, Yeah, hell no.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
You Diddy's parents huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Right yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. What is the
phone number?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Text two to nine eighty seven with your best dad? Joke, Yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
The time he's been waiting patiently, He's like, guys, it's
been a minute since we've done dad joke.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
It's been a minute too. Yeah, would, I would, It's
been a hot minute.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
I would really love to share these dad jokes. I'm
just sitting on all these really good ones, and I
have brand new jokes to draw brand nude.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Please, no, please, no, cap is what I said.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Please, guys, you know, if we don't do anything else,
can we at least.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Do the dad jokes?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
It would be really busting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
So if you got a good dad joke for us
eight seven, seven forty four, Woody, go ahead and call.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
In the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yeah, Greg was sharing with us how he finally came around.
He was late to the party. On Nathan Nathan field
Nathan Fielder.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
He's a genius. Yeah, he likes he likes that show.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
I just watched when I admitted that that he's a
brand new thing.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I didn't plant out that.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
It was twelve years late, fifty eight times.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Well, in the spirit of what you watch, I just
watched this program about beavers. Well, dude, best damn program
I've ever seen. Time for the dad jokes. Everybody before Woody.
That's because he hasn't caught his breath yet double over yeah,
seven seven forty four. Woody text over to two to
(46:50):
nine eight seven, Dad jokes, fun, simple, punny.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
You know all this stuff called him punks.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Man, You get so caught up on semantics, right, but
people readin betting the wheel every four years? Yeah, isn't that?
I mean, that's got to be something to look into
entirely like people like it's not I can see where
maybe it's like one word or one phrase, but it's
almost all of them.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, so that's got to be like some there's got
to be something to that. Yeah, right, is there a
compulsion like standard something about?
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I don't know dad jokes eight seven seven forty four.
What do you let's say hi to Scott? Hey, good
morning Scott. How are you, Scotty?
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Good morning? How are you guys? We're doing fantastic? What's
your dad joke?
Speaker 4 (47:33):
What do you call a pile of kittens?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
What do you call a pile of kittens? What a mountains?
Speaker 12 (47:42):
Who?
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Adorable?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Get it great because it's kittens?
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Way eight seven seven forty four. What he texts over
to two to two nine eighty seven. Do you know
what Jeff Bezos does before bad wooding? What he puts
his Amazon?
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh im getting Amazon?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
He put his Amazon Amazon.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Hey, do you guys know how you follow Will Smith
in the snow? You just follow the fresh print.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Let's go to Candace re response. Good morning, Candace, good morning,
good morning?
Speaker 11 (48:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What's your what's your dad joke?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
So?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
What do you get when you mix an elephant and
a rhinoceros?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
What do you get when you mix an elephant and
a rhinoceros?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
What? In?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Kennis? Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show. Yes, Menace, did you.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Hear about the girl that ate a frog? I didn't
They say that she might croak frog getting nasty mess?
But the look on your face either or sucking on
a lemon? Or you didn't like that dad joke that
Menace had? Do you have a better one? I've got
a different category blonde jokes, these old gems?
Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah to good?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
What a brunette with bad breath? First of all, bomb
of the eighties there with the yo mama jokes?
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah, polish jokes?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Well was the other blonde one I oh yeah, Uh,
how did the blonde drown scratching stiff sticker on? A
scratching sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub?
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
What sound does a witch's car make? Greg, a witch's car?
Speaker 4 (49:39):
What broom?
Speaker 5 (49:40):
Broom?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Come on, come on, come on, let's go to Johnny.
Good morning, Johnny, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
I got a knock knock joke for you.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Call you.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
We'll stick with dag jokes, but yeah, Johnny, who's.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
There dishes his.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Dishes?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Sean Connery.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Fu wor's the way nailed the impressure.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They say that they be comedy timings everything. I think
it was the disjointed nature of that that made it.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
I mean it was that was.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Amazing either way. It's a good dad joke.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
But art.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah. Uh, there was a break in you guys as
the wig factory.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, the cops they're combing the air in.
Speaker 5 (50:32):
Three they called to clean the ocean? Who mermaids?
Speaker 3 (50:38):
The position sixty nine will now be ninety six due
to the tariffs, So the cost of eating out has
gone up.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
Nail.
Speaker 4 (50:46):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
That's on the text. Thank you. Nine O nine.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Uh, Man's got another good one for us.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Uh, why did the car take a nap. Why it
was tired?
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:59):
Huh, I have one from mad that's a finer. You know,
dogs can't operate an MRI test, but cats can.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Let's say, uh, Daryl, Good morning, Daryl, Good morning show. Now, Darryl,
we're counting on you to bring.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
The heat due.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Why is the chicken not one across the road? Why
do the chicken not one across the road, Darryl?
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Because there were a chicken left on over there? Oh
my god?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, I support though. All right, let's go to uh,
let's go to Maverick. Hey, good morning, Maverick morning, Hey morning,
all right, thank you for bringing that Friday energy. What's
your dad joke?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
What do you give when you cross a mule with
an onion?
Speaker 3 (51:45):
What do you give when you cross a mule with
an onion? What a piece of ass that'll bring it
here to your Hey? All right, Maverick, thank you for call.
Appreciate Listen, let's say hi, it's gonna crush to Jose
Good morning, Jose, Yo, what up?
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (52:07):
What's your what's your dad joke?
Speaker 5 (52:09):
What is long green and smells like bacon?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Long green?
Speaker 5 (52:14):
I think I know?
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Long green and smells like bacon.
Speaker 5 (52:17):
What finger that's gonna? Hey? What what do a tick
and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
Speaker 4 (52:25):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
They're both Paris sites. This is from the text. So
why did the blind man fall down the well? Well?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
He couldn't see that well? No, Yeah, have you seen
the news about the new theatrical performance of puns?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
No, it's a great play on words. Jake, thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
I did like that, Gina, have you ever had Ethiopian food? Yeah,
it's not, but it's great. Another great eighties joke.
Speaker 5 (53:03):
I love it. Oh, I gotta I don't want to
kes anymore? Yeah, I got one for seeing me. Why
do sweaters tend to hang out together?
Speaker 11 (53:12):
Why?
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Because they're pretty close knitting jokes.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Said, we haven't. We haven't heard really much from you.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
I know, what do you call two monkeys that share
an Amazon account?
Speaker 1 (53:22):
What?
Speaker 7 (53:23):
Prime mate?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Horrible?
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (53:27):
You didn't greg you for Amazon jokes?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
All right, they're very.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
What's the difference between blonde and brunette? What Sammy's forehead.
Speaker 4 (53:38):
Getting getting?
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Because on top of the Yeah, I've been like that
my whole life.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
But let's go to.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Let's go to Kristen. Hey, good morning, Kristin, Hello, what's
your dad joke?
Speaker 8 (53:54):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (53:54):
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Right where you left it?
Speaker 3 (54:01):
Getting?
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Okay? Because it's got no legs?
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Girls, where's were going to go?
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Everybody say how to Mike? Morning, Mike, Mike, what's your
dad joke?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
So?
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Where do pirates tyler hooks at?
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Where do pirates buy their hooks at?
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Where the second hand store?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yes, yes they do.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
I have about this one nine four nine? Why is
sperm white and pe yellow? Why?
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Otherwise? How would you know if you're coming or going?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
How does Darth Vader like his toast on the dark
side with me?
Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
If you didn't know, May second was National Raisin Day.
I'm just raising awareness. I heard it through the grapevine.
Speaker 5 (54:55):
Speaking of that. Speaking of that, I once got fired
from a canned juice. You would you know that? Apparently
I couldn't concentrate.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (55:05):
Oh do you know how mice flosster teeth? How? What?
How mice floster mice? How do mice floss the teeth
with string? Cheese? There's another animal on from the three
one seven?
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Why do chicken cubs have two doors? Why because if
it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Oh,
here you go, Sea Bass, this is something you love.
The star Wars and made the fourth jokes, what is
the internal temperature of a ton toan?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
What would that be?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
That big kind of animals?
Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah, the answer to the joke, I mean.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
That Luke cut open. Oh it would be luke warm
because Luke crawled inside to stay warm. Oh yeah, all right,
oh oh I got okay, menace, and then we're going
to close out with Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
What do clouds wear beneath their plants? Their pants? Do
clouds were belief?
Speaker 4 (55:59):
The plant?
Speaker 5 (56:00):
The pants? What thunderwear? Thunderwear? Folks? You heard it here?
Speaker 4 (56:06):
All right, t Bess Sammy, Yes, now there's that Friday.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
Wow, thanks for that clip. What does I d K
stand for? I don't know? Oh my god, nobody does?
Speaker 8 (56:18):
WHOA?
Speaker 5 (56:24):
There's dad jokes everybody?
Speaker 3 (56:30):
You just apologize, alright eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
send us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We will be right back. Wait, show back in the
bed minutes. You're going to.
Speaker 5 (56:42):
The Two Bears five k on the Berg Chreiser Thom
cigre thing in Tampa. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. So you're flying out today.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Yeah, I'm flying out today. I'm gonna go to Miami first.
I'm gonna go to F one on Saturday and check
out all the races, and then in the next morning Sunday,
then fly into Tampa. It's like a forty dollars flight.
It's like an hour and you're gonna be back here
by Monday morning. I should be landing. I should be
by eight o'clock. Really, yeah, bedtime rested?
Speaker 4 (57:13):
Really yeah?
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Eight pm.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
I guess that goes Yeah, yeah, that's true. Going east
to west is way better.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, that's a busy week.
Speaker 4 (57:22):
Anybody else, I'm going to mix mix business with pleasure,
go into the beach house. But there's this annual HOA
meeting that's supposed to be super important, so I have
to go to that.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Those can be training.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't know if you're not on the board. I'm
not on the board, so you have to make a
new board, right, Yeah. I got to fight for my
right to party. See, that's one situation where I don't
care to vote. Oh I do, because apparently they're thinking
about tenting the place because some one of the units
has termites or something like that.
Speaker 3 (57:52):
Oh, this is the condo, not your Yeah, you don't
have you don't You don't have an hoa in Tarzana.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
No, you think the trash cans would just be wherever
they are?
Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, I wish we had one, right, So, I mean
it'll be it'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Are you going flying this weekend?
Speaker 4 (58:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Dude. I flew Wednesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow. Yeah, and
then I'm off on Sunday. But I'm going right back
at it on Monday. In fact, I got two flights
on Monday. What Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing two on
Monday because there's this guy who's bringing this brand new
plane that I'm gonna get to fly sweet Yeah on Monday.
(58:28):
That's after my flight lesson It's insane. Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
You live your life in this game.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Next up the smoker. Yeah, here's a good dad joke.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
Yeah. What do people who like f one and flying
have in common?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
What?
Speaker 4 (58:43):
They never shut up about it? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (58:44):
True?
Speaker 3 (58:46):
But you know what, I don't care. Yep, it's a
new hobby. I finally have a freaking hobby.
Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Show all right, So Kentucky Derby is this again the
one and fifty first Kentucky Derby Churchill Downs and this
year's field features twenty top three year old colts competing
in the first leg of the Triple Crown. Journal Listen
(59:14):
three to one odds. Sovereignty five to one odds, Sandman
six to one odds.
Speaker 5 (59:21):
That's kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Three one named horses, Final Gambit, that's more like a
that's more like a racehorse. Name lux or Cafe fifteen
to one odds. Grande twenty one odds, Coal Battle thirty
to one odds. It's gonna be on the NBC in Peacock.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Do you have your Derby hat ready?
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (59:44):
Julius, Hey, Julius one of Kentucky Derby. Fun fact. Sure,
only three female horses have ever won the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 1 (59:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (59:56):
And a female horse is called a philly Apparently I've
heard the term, but I didn't know what that meant.
I've heard became full, Not exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Sure what that Philadelphia Phillies folds like a baby horse, right, baby,
either of the only two genders. Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
It's a philly and a cult Yeah? Is a male?
Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Like my dad trains racehorses, and so I just figured,
I don't know. I never thought about. Oh, people don't
know what a Philly is.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Does he ever get in the city. No, because it
doesn't own them, it doesn't breathe them.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
There's one racehorse.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
It's probably long dead, but a few years ago somebody
said they named their racehorse Kansas City Gina and it
lost every race.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Oh, as we all know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
The Catholic Church, they're in the market for a new CEO,
right so they're kicking off their version of The Bachelor,
known as the Conclave next week. One hundred and thirty
five cardinals. They're going to enter the Sistine Chapel. Only
one leaves with the title of poop. That starts Wednesday,
but through twenty twenty five fashion you can gamble on it,
(01:01:03):
of course you can. According to the folks at bet us,
your top papal picks and the odds. Your favorite right
now is Pietro patroline plus three point thirty. The long
shots Claudio g. R Rodi and Jean Marc Aveilene's good
Pope names. They're at plus twenty eight hundred. So place
(01:01:27):
your bets, say your prayers, keep your eyes on the
chimney for that white smoke. Next week they say you
should take what a couple of days you said in
your report, Yeah, like less than a week.
Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah, but you can.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
The church is against gambling though, right, although I thought, yeah,
I thought gambling was against the rules. But then the
church goes to casinos constantly.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Bingo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I guess it's the denomination. Oh right, Like maybe are
Catholics against gambling, like the Catholic Church not Catholics.
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Mean, I know a lot of Catholics of gamble right there,
share the win, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
No, But if you've ever gone to like a like
a church festival, like a church carnival, like they'll have
rides and stuff and games. Yeah, they always have these
gambling booths and right, yeah, but they always have these
like gambling things where you put a you know, dollar
down on one of those big money wheels and if
it lands on the ten dollars bill and yours is
on the ten then you win money. Oh they like
(01:02:23):
gambling if it's in their parking lot, right, or yeah,
in their bingo hall. I guess how about this? And
how Mormon is this? They have Mormon bingo, but instead
of like all the letters and the numbers. It's just
different things like once one one square is just prey
and everyone prays, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Wow, that sounds fun.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
That sounds fun. Does the Pope get paid, somebody's asking
on the text.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
That's a good question. No, he didn't have the Mercedes.
The Pope Francis just had a it was like a
ram truck or something. The Pope Bill was a ram truck.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Yes, they were just.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Wheeling them around in that when they were doing the funeral.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
He's a man of the people.
Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
I think everything's just provided.
Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
Like I know with nuns, they have to hand over
everything to the church, like if they have any money
or kind of any athts or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You have to for condoms from before they joined, right, they.
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Turn it over and then the church kind of provides
for you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
They do. They do have a monthly salary, but it
is often foregone.
Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Yeah, you'd look like a real a and it says
you can get around thirty two thousand a month.
Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
But in general the pope does not, right except did just.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Say you look like a real a? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Real?
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Which which word can we not say?
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
That would be?
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I think I just petered out before I said hold
the Pope had an electric g wagon. I'm looking right here.
It's probably like did you see the goes Electric for
twenty twenty five and an electric g wagon? Did you
see the uh mercedis Pope mobile right there? Dumblet that's
(01:03:59):
not so wet, wow, bulletproof?
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Yeah, this is this is a ram truck. I'm looking
at right here.
Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Maybe when he's like not in in the room or something. Yes,
you look in the little parade.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
You look white, white joint. Oh that's cool too, Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. Well, because they're making a big deal
about it because they said that just a show about
how humble and you know, uh yeah, modest that he is.
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Maybe at the conclict they actually sleep in there right
like they literally don't leave the road.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Again, Jury, I can see that because they have so
many layers with all those robes, and that's that's kind
of like what homeless people do is you can kind
of you're wearing your blankets.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
They're wearing their bedding.
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yeah, pretty much, ire tak a quick brave. We've got
some more woody show coming up for you next.
Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Ting on.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training.
Freide put a pretty correct world. Thank you for giving
us some of your time this morning. My name is
what event is Greg gory Hie. We've got menace. He
is our social media director. Find us follow us social
media platform of your choice. At the Woody Show, Gina
(01:05:15):
grad is here, there's a sea bass, We're out here.
Sammy's here. We've got Morgan taking your calls at eight
seven seven four Woody. Let's eight seven seven forty four
wood You can also send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven. We're gonna do a round
of radio's most immature game. Guess who's gush that's happening
(01:05:37):
this hour? I did want to share. Okay, here's how
that's gonna work.
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Im.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
I'm gonna call it. Can it get any worse?
Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
So you know like that game on prices, right, the
high Low game. Yeah, so they don't remember it, so
they'll say, all right, so is the next gonna be
higher or lower than whatever the price is or whatever
the card?
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
They do this high low? Yeah, like a box and macority.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
This is now, it's the next one going to be
higher or lower?
Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, all right, So I'm gonna start with these By
the way, both of these songs are songs that I
heard on my way into the radio station this morning
on one of the hip hop stations.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
The first one is Kendrick Lamar, who of course did
the super Bowl halftime show this uh, this last super
Bowl and has been you know, huge now for a while.
I mean, just destroying Drake one song and one, one
beef at a time. But this is his song called
Peek a Boo. I'm gonna play this and then I
want you to rate on a scale one to ten,
(01:06:40):
how terrible it is. Okay, let the worst. Keep in mind,
I'm starting a song here from where I tuned in. Okay, Okay,
I didn't tune in to hear the beginning of the song.
I tuned in at this point of the song. On
a scale one to ten, how bad do you think
it is?
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Then they tumbre day Tom, They Tumbre day Tom on
Lunny Pump Dang Tom on Lenny.
Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Hey, that's my bitch, Hey, that's my bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Hey what all that fash? Hey you don't want to
play with Hi Hi Hi Hi double pumping all that times? Mister,
get off on your knees.
Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Because so there's a lot of people that talk crap
on on hip hop, and I've noticed a lot. There's
a lot of that now where it's just it seems
like you take four words and just repeat them m
hm over a very uninspired, not fun kind of.
Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Mid need to do tempo beat. And Kendrick Lamar is
considered one of the most lyrical person rappers currently.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
And I will tell you he's got a few songs
that I really like. The song Humble, there's a few
songs that I really like. Squabble up. Yeah, but even
squabble up, squabble up, squap, squabble up, squabble up, squap,
squabble up, squabble up, squad Okay, we're squabbling what squabble?
Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
On a scale of one to ten, uh, I mean,
the beat's good, but I'm going to give it a
seven seven.
Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Greg, that's a ten ten easily, there's no question about it.
That's just there are.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Worse songs than that, of course, so it's not a ten,
but I will say it. I will go agree with Gena.
It's a seven bad. It's just like you said, the
the beats are very mundane and repetitive. Argue every guy
every rapper has a signature flow or whatever. But his
seems very Okay, I get it now. I know I'm
picking on I think I'm not. I'm not a Kendrick hater.
Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
I gues said.
Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I do like some of a song, this one I
punched in in the middle right where you heard it.
I'm like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Sammy eight eight? Menace six six six terrible? Now I
have another song here I'm going to play for you.
Do you think, after what you just heard and what
you rated that song, do you think this next song
will end up being better or worse than what you've already?
(01:08:58):
They couldn't get worse?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Say, there's always room. It's always room. You have to
tell us who it's from though first. That's how they
do in the press, is right.
Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
All right, because then men my menace might Menace might
know who it is. Okay, so Menace take a break
on this one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
The name of the the rapper is Rob forty nine,
and it's pronounced what the helly? So it's w t helly.
Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Oh, it could definitely get worse.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
He does.
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
He spelled Rob forty nine then a stupid way, So
does r O. B four nine.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
But it's all it's all together next, all right, mess,
do you know the song?
Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Yes? Of course, Okay, of course, all right, so guesses
without hearing it out here worse?
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Do you think it's gonna be worse?
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Uh hmmm, I don't see how could, but yeah, I mean,
like you know, said, there's always room.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Name has numbers in it, So I'm gonna say worse, worse,
Sammy worse now menace.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yes, you're familiar with the song?
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Yeah, with the helly?
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Is it better or worse than uh?
Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Yeah, it is worse, definitely has way less lyrics than
what you deserve, that's my bitch. Yeah, hey, Von, you're
you're familiar with what the helly? Oh yeah, what the hell? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Alright, let's ruin it for now better better or worse
than Kendrick peekaboo again, just based on the part.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
That we heard.
Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Oh, way worse, damn alright, way worse. All right, So
this is Rob forty nine. What the hell you will see? Okay,
now this this one, this one's at the beginning. But
here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
This is a two minute songs right here.
Speaker 10 (01:10:37):
What the helly, what the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
What the helly, What the hell, what the helly.
Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
What the helly? What the hell?
Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Pretty much it?
Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
What the hell.
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Baghetti?
Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
What the helly? What the hell do you say?
Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Diamonds on spaghetti sound like?
Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
What the what the what the hell?
Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
I'm the watch on President Amazon Burghetty outside?
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
What that song? Baghetti? Beholds?
Speaker 12 (01:11:05):
And a telly?
Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
What the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I get beg hoods naked bego's give me Becky? What
the HELLYHO called me?
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Daddy?
Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Daddy?
Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
What the helly?
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
All right? So I'm I'm gonna let me, let me
get into it a little bit more here on what
the hell, what the hell, what the.
Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Helly, what the hell, what the hell, what the helly,
what the helly? What's the song? What the helly?
Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
I say, what the helly?
Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
On?
Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
What the helly Barrier?
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
What the helly Burrion? What the helly? Bron James?
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
What the hellly?
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Cyrus?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
So, okay, the helly Barry?
Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
What the hell is that? The helly Burton? I said, Greg,
We'll start with you on a scale of one to ten.
I gave Kendrick Lamar pikaboo at ten, I'm giving that
a nine. I like the helly Barry and the helly Burton.
That's at least it's slightly amusic.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
What's what the helly Bron? James Leron, What the hell
is Cyrus Lebron?
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
What the hell Lebron? Lids?
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
What the hell? So nine nine, Gina, I mean I
also give it a nine, but it's worse than it's worse.
Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Okay, it's worse than the than the Kendrick.
Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Wait, what the helly bird? Lamar LeVar Burton, burn.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Var Burton, Okay, like Halliburton, right, No, I don't think
it's Halliburton.
Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
That would make more What the hell.
Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
That makes more sense?
Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
No, it doesn't, because LeVar Burton at least is like
in the mom.
Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
More recent year.
Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Then he would say, what the helly var Burton?
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Yeah, this is what the hella Burton?
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Well, he said, I don't think it's Halliburton. Hilarious, but
he said no, could it be var Burton? He said,
you know about Halliburton. Yeah, but he said, hell that's
why he's probably he's probably twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
I'm getting some of the text. Second song less bad, Wow,
what the helly?
Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Now here's another song and this is not hip hop.
This is a song that Gina interduce me to yesterday.
I had to clean it up a little bit because
there's something about like uh s and D like sucking
the d and then U, you know, f ing and whatever.
But it's a it's a song called I Ain't Gay
(01:13:15):
by Biscuit Beats, and it's a country song. Yeah, now,
of course it's I think it's meant to be funny obviously, right, I.
Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Mean, sure, yeah, But.
Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
So it sounds just like a.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Regular country song I Ain't gay, and I added like
a couple of fun sound effects.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
For where the curse words go.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
I ain't gay, but a do gay stuff like some
dudes in the back of my trup. A little less slap,
don't mean I'm queer. I just sucks some quenn I
drink my beer. I ain't nothing wrong with a little squeeze,
don't mean your own.
Speaker 11 (01:13:53):
I love my guns and I have my rights and
not dudes on Friday.
Speaker 12 (01:14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
I just love my bros and taking back shots and
camel clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I watch football and.
Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
A spit my shaf the strolling my buddy in the
bathroom stall.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
I ain't gag now hear me out, and just like
men and I say it troun.
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
What are you thinking I would listen to that's funny.
Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
The link cat cut off jeans, rub each other down
with sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
He grabs my waist.
Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
I slap his eys.
Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
We're just tune men who likes to smash.
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
We share in shared you suck it, but just us two.
Don't call it gay. Don't make it weird. It's just
what bros do with a couple of bits.
Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
Don't make it weird. It's no reason just make it weird.
Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
A watch football and a spit my shaf the stroving
my buddy in the bathroom stall by the way, tires
Albert he's a basketball player for the Pacers.
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Interesting, yeah, but not not not the Haliburton. I was
right about the word.
Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
I would say, if you want a really good gay
country song, check out a Trevor Moore Gay's Got Married.
Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
It's a medium is r I P.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
There's no way that's clean.
Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
No, no, no, but it's it's way less on the nose,
way more interesting. But this was catchy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Yeah anyway, Biscuit Beats is uh the name of the artist.
Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
They got a lot of hits.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
The song I Ain't gay that's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Yeah, I like that. I like the beginning of it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Whatever that first line was, was it?
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
This must be Sea Beast's theme song. I ain't gay,
but I ain't gay, but I think I know this
is all right? Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
So we got the phones open and we're getting some
people lined up because we're gonna play Guess whose gas are?
Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Seven seven four Woody is the phone number, that's eight
seven seven forty four woody.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
And the way the game.
Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Works, we have ongoing homework here where we ask everybody
to when they feel a good one bruin to capture,
just record it on their phone and then email it
to me. Nobody else in the room knows who's who's
and then you, as the contestant, just have to guess
whose gas it is. Now, this is just one of
those things, another one of those things that Sammy refuses
(01:16:43):
to participate in because she says that she.
Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Doesn't far that's not all what I've ever said.
Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
No, she didn't say that.
Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
They did not say that.
Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
You guys all smell you have smelled it.
Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Yeah, we almost died.
Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Yes, did you hear anything?
Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I just don't understand how it's possible that you're the
one human being that the farts don't make a sound.
Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
They really don't.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I don't know coincidence, but yes, you.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Are right, Sammy. When we smelled your part.
Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
It was yes, I've never once said I don't fart.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Where was that that was? Oh that's right?
Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Yeah, damn near cleared out the arena. I forgot how
you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
It was? That awful? My god, I blocked that out
the whole show. I was mad at the guy in
front of us. I thought, what a disgusting pig.
Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
Yeah, it really lingered for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
You hers don't make any noise. So for the sake
of the you know, the game or whatever, Sammy's out
of the mix. When it comes to guess who's gas
and so we're bringing in Morgan and coach, She's like,
mine makes sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Get me off the bitch.
Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Yeah, I'm like all right, Hell well, I googled it.
It says why do my farts not make sound? And
says silent farts are caused by relaxed sphincters, but relax
less pressure sense? Is your buthole meditary?
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
I mean I meditate?
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
So yeah, like, do you even have to push when
you're number two because it's just so relaxing.
Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Just talking poops every five minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
Yeah, I really don't push that hard even when I
never to also try anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
So for guess who's gas? Moving forward? It'll be your
options Woody, Greg Menace, Gina c Bass or Morgan love it? Okay,
guess who's gas? I believe are ready to play? Eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number if
you'd like to call in. It's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. Uh before we begin, because Morgan is still
(01:18:39):
getting people lined up on the phones. Here, this little
thing I have for you?
Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
Hey, can you turn my mic off while I do that?
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah, sure, sure, My bad.
Speaker 10 (01:18:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
This combines two of our favorite things here at the
wood Show, farts and accents. Okay, it's a wildlife group
that captured the sound of a beaver farting horrible on Mike.
Humans don't do it for relief or for the amusement
of other immature beavers. It's for a purpose. Here's a
(01:19:08):
beaver officer, not kidding. That's what this woman's title is,
and she's explaining with a fun accident why this beaver
is farting, and the clip starts with the sound of
the beaver blast.
Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
You ready, yep, Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:19:20):
We put camera traps site to try and track the
beaver activity, and we've got loads of really great stuff.
So we've got the beavers building their dams, grooming, feeding, swimming.
But one that did stand out and made everyone in
the office laugh was the beaver breaking wind. Beavers near
their tail they have blands that can secrete this oil
(01:19:41):
called historian, and that actually helps them to mark their territory.
Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
So we think what the beaver was doing in the
video is.
Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
Actually marking its territory and communicating to any other beavers
out there.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Actually this is my pat Yeah, yeah, just communication.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Okay, it's a little calling car morse code. It's a
beaver farting kid, that's cute. I looked it up and
it says it kind of smells like vanilla. Oh no,
it's it's an addative. Well it said, they don't really,
that's that's kind of a wives tale. But I like it.
I put it in my food.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Yeah everything eight seven seven forty four woody, that's eight
seven seven forty four woody.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Guess whose gas? That's a high to Nick.
Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Good morning, Nick, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Good morning. I'm going into the folder here, I'm trying
to find.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
A trying to find a good, really good one.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, paring Woody, No, I have I set some aside.
I'm deciding, you know, like when they bring over the
wineless Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Yeah, yeah? And which which one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Are we gonna go?
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Which dessert?
Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Which?
Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (01:20:47):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I'll let you guys decide based on name alone. Do
you want to go with the tent zipper, the a
babe or the what I.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Think we have to go with the babe, the a babe?
Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
All right, here we go, Uh, Nick, guess whose gas?
When you're ready say hit me? Hit me.
Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Babe?
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Yeah it's.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Oh you hear it here in my bad I didn't
select the flex capacity hub.
Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
All right, you heard it that time, right, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Okay, so your options once again, we got Woody, Greg, Menace,
Gina Sea Bass or Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Guess whose gas?
Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
I'm gonna go with Morgan?
Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Show me Morgan? Yeah, all right, just so sweet that.
Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
That's not Morgan's.
Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
But thanks man.
Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Let's go to cole Hey. Good morning Cale, cole.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Hey. We're playing guess whose gas Morgan is off the board.
When you're ready for the two to say hit me,
hit me Ben Ben alright, guess who's gas? Options still
on the table? Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina or Sea Bass.
(01:22:18):
Guess who's gas?
Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
That's definitely minutes show me Menace Man not Menace, but call.
Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Let's go to Mike Hey, Good morning, Mikey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
All right, we're playing guess whose gas when you're ready
say hit me.
Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Question?
Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
We could also call it the question mark. All right,
guess whose gas?
Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So Morgan and Menace are off the board, it's Woody, Greg,
Gina or Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Guess who's gas?
Speaker 10 (01:22:59):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Uh Woody show me? All right, thank you, Michae. Let's
go to Jen. Good morning to you, Jen.
Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Good morning guys mother.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
We're playing guess whose gas when you're ready say hit
me hit me? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
The options already. I'm gonna go with my favorite, show
me Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yeah, but we're gonna need to have you hold on
the line so uh SeaBASS can get your information.
Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
She was eager.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I mean he's holding up eight fingers. He thinks you
sound like an eight or above. So you have a
really good all right, Jen, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening to shows.
Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Go to Alex.
Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Good morning, Alex, good morning, good morning. Guess whose gas
when you're ready say hit me?
Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
All right now?
Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Is everybody so far?
Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Is that Greg Gory or Gina? Guess who's guess? It's
definitely Gina, show me Gina grad there.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Winner. Yeah, it's fun when it's even a surprise to me. Yeah,
well you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Said you said that to me back in January.
Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I wouldn't even submit that if it was mine, I
would Yeah, it was below. I would wait for something
more noteworth.
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Greg wants a mega ripper. I like. I like the
inflection on its Babe, It's so cute. It's like she's trying,
you know, babe.
Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
I will Alex congratulations, winner of radio's most immature game.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Guess who?
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Hang on one second and we'll get you all your information.
Thank you so much for listening to The Woodie Show.
Speaker 12 (01:25:04):
Ye, they come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and us blisters and being in plastic tupper ware.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Are you except me to believe.
Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
A word on it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
I don't and I never will.
Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
The Woody Show Yeah, we had a Gina that was
the correct answer for today's round of Guess whose gas? Yeah,
Greg has a pro tip for everybody, and I agree.
I had the same thought here. Recently, he says he's
got to start bringing his phone with him to.
Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Bed, and I leave it in the kitchen at night.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Yeah. No, I do bring my phone with me, but
I always forget and I have some real right, really good.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Ones, like first in the morning and when you miss one,
damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Also, do you also find that you also find that
you have a like a really like a really good
one to cut loose, like right after doing it? And
I don't know, am I kind of like hicking up
a soda or something?
Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I don't know. But is your body on a like
a fart schedule, like having a lot on the way
to work and then right when I get home from work?
Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Interesting?
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Do you ever one of your cheeks? And like you know, and.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I've done different things to get different sounds.
Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Oh, I told you, like there was your button? A drawer.
Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Yeah, I opened up a drawer in uh, in the
bedroom because it was not a lot of stuff was
in there, was kind of just big and empty, and
I wanted to see, like what kind of acoustics a reverb? Yeah,
or like kind of hung my ass over the side
of the tub once sometimes sit on a wooden chair.
Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Yeah, you push, you push up against a wall or something.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I mean. Yeah, So this went down in Connecticut recently.
Police had to jump on Facebook to calm everybody down
after people started freaking out at this carnival. A big
crowd was seen running away from the area, and naturally,
the Internet started doing what it does best, assuming the worst,
but no weapons, no emergency. Just as they put in
(01:27:02):
the article flatulence spray. What so fart spray as it's
mentioned in the report fiance spray. Yeah, just pranking fart spray,
some kids said, sprayed the fake fart smell near the
carnival's exit, and people ran. Police said that that was
repeated throughout the night, and every time people panicked and
ran like there was something really bad going on, it
(01:27:23):
panicked everybody else, and so that just snowballed and suddenly
everybody was running with zero clue as to why classic.
Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
Human behavior joined the herd would.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Cops eventually had to step in. So yeah, now we
live in a world where fart spray can cause a stampede.
I wish I always got it when I was a kid,
and it was never powerful enough. I never found it
to be that too.
Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
We always got stink bombs, those two. I never found
it to get those eighties stink bombs, and they were nasty.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Back in the day, radio stations used to fight and
there was wars that would go on between the different
radio stations that were competing against each other. And I
remember one time there was an album release party for
a band that was happening at this record store, of course,
and the other station was hosting it. There was a
bunch of people who were there and they're all packed
inside the store, and so our station had a couple
(01:28:12):
interns going there with those stink bombs. There were a
little glass thing and so you'd step on them. You
put them down the ground, You just step on them.
You walk away. That store cleared out because you couldn't
stand to be in there. Wow, event ruined.
Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Not powerful.
Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
And that's the kind of stuff that they would do,
these like old radio things, these like radio wars. Yeah,
it was so dumb, but I mean, you go to.
Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
The concert that the other station is presenting, and then
you bring your station's balloons and throw them around the crowd.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
I think I told you.
Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
The one that we pulled up that I think was
the best one is I was at an alternative station.
We shut up where the rock station was at oz Fest,
which we had no business being at as the alternative station,
And we had gone to a couple of their events
and gotten the other station's T shirts. Yeah, because they
would do it bringing up their station shirt and we'll
give you one of ours. So we went and got
(01:29:03):
a couple of their shirts, put a couple interns in
their shirts, abducted some kids at Ozfest, handed out this
is like ninety seven handed out flyers saying that the
name of their station and the partnership for Drug Free
America had teamed up and would be pointing out anybody
caught smoking weed at the show that dark.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
And so we had a broadcast booth set up.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I'm doing the broadcast, and all these listeners were coming
up and going like, you see what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
Well, yes, you guys, that's awesome, terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
It was warfare Man warfare.
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
I say, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us
a text over to two to ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
We'll be right back the.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Woody showing me right back.
Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Friday, May
twenty twenty five. Today is Harry Potter Day. Me get excited, dorks,
Brothers and Sisters Day. Oh. Today is World Tuna Day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Enjoying that.
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
I can't tu pouch is way better than tuna. Can
Yeah you have to drain it or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Something about a pouch.
Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, appetizing, enjoy tunaday, I'll use Subaru drivers. Today is
National no pants Day right now, we're talking National player
or ukulele day or don't national space Day. And today
is National Truffle Day. It is take a baby to
Lunch Day?
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Why why nobody wants that? And today is also School
Lunch Hero Day. So those are my heroes.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
We got the birthdays in the port of birthday code
up here in just a moment first with Menace telling
us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Yeah. Bassis, who worked with Freddie Mercury on his solo
album Mister Bad Guy. Everybody knows that album. He did
an interview with The New York Post and he said
that Michael Jackson was actually supposed to be all over
the album. But Michael Jackson showed up to the studio
with a lama and he pissed off Freddie Mercury and
then he decided not to work with him. So he's
(01:31:17):
just showing up with the animals to the studio and said, no, dog,
I ain't gonna work with you. Do you know any
songs from mister Bad Guy the album? Or I had
no idea that he had a solo album. I found
out through this article. All right. Jeremy Renner, we talked
a little bit about how he's doing a press tour
about his book My Next Breath, and in the latest interview,
(01:31:40):
he said that he thinks that he briefly died when
he got ran over by that slow pow, a slow
sorry snowplow. But he also revealed that he has an
emotional support pig and a rabbit. Yeah, and he hasn't
brought that pig around. I mean, he keeps on showing
up to our work.
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
He seems really cool because he's doing like all these
social videos with our coworkers and stuff. And I'm like,
you're Jeremy Renner, your major movies, you have.
Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
To do this.
Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Yeah, you're doing like all these social media videos, but
I think Bort met him and said that he was
really cool.
Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
You met the Jeremy Renner, Jeremy Renner, Germy Jermy Renner.
I don't know, I even, boy, I can't see it.
Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
In there. No, all right, well all right, he was there. Cool, Yeah,
he was cool.
Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Anyways, I here's a big guinea pig fanatic, you know what,
Jeremy Jeremy Renner. Not not Jeremy, Jeremy Renner.
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
The movie star doesn't care about the guinea pigs.
Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
But Jeremy, Right, Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Who knew? Okay, now here's a show that you're really into. Now,
did you ever fall off? I don't, I don't know
what he Ellen Pompeo says that she receives no residuals
for the first ten seasons of Grey's Anatomy from streaming
because back then streaming wasn't really a thing, so they
didn't really ride into contracts they are now on season
(01:33:08):
twenty two.
Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Yeah, I mean i'ven't.
Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Watched it in years.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
I've never seen of frame.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I mean, the the Witchman call it. The first few
seasons of Great I was way into I'd say the
first five seasons.
Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, and then I fell off and I was watching
every once in a while saying I'm gonna get caught up, and.
Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Then fully off board.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
It's not getting really wacky, right, Yeah, it got wacky
and a lot of people I liked were gone, and yeah,
so I moved on.
Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
It don't get any streaming from that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Yeah, But I mean I always thought the residual of
things from television was kind of weird. Like, I support it,
I'll do it all day, I'll get it. But I
always thought it was weird that they even got residuals
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
I told you, I get residuals from those few episodes
of The Mayans Show that I did, and I had
no idea. I thought it was a scam. Remember I
told you, because I got these notices from the Walt
Disney Company, which owns FX right, which did the Minds
and Sons of Anarchy and stuff, and it said, oh,
you have unclaimed whatever now. Because the reason I was
(01:34:10):
getting those because the show is out of production. I
wasn't a main cast member, you know what I mean.
So they were trying to figure out, like, Okay, where
do these funds go? And so I just send some information,
but I had to go through to friends of Disney.
Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Is this legit? Is this a legit department that Oh yeah,
what are these checks for?
Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Like a dollar?
Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
It's something that you did for a television show? I go,
oh yeah, And one was for like six hundred dollars.
Another one was for like nine dollars and thirty some sacks.
Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
Yeah, when it re airs within a certain period of
time of the original, it's more, you get more money.
Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Then another one was like eighty some bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
I still randomly get them from General Hospital when I
used to do under fives, and they're for like.
Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Thirty cents, And what is it called under what's under fives?
Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
You literally have five lines are under like the hub
nurse at the desk, and I'd be like, right away
in traction, indubitably you got it done.
Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
I lived with Yeah, we've got some checks in the mail,
and he would open them and be like ten cents.
There are some actors who can sistently do like work,
like Gina talks about. They they'll open all the envelopes
at one time to reveal how much. Yeah, it's funny.
Social media.
Speaker 12 (01:35:17):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
And there used to be a bar called Residuals where
you could trade in your check for ten cents for
a beer. Oh that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
All right, Time for your birthday show. Its Shimday. It's shimmer, David.
We're gonna sit be like it's Shiverday.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
And you know we don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
And let's start with these celebrities have a birthday too,
maker of Menaces Deodorant, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah, akay, god, he was terrible until the Rock did it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Yeah, he's three. Ellie Kemper, Aaron on the Office and
star of Unbreakable. Kimmy Schmidt is forty five, David Beckham
is fifty years old. And then you got Kull and
then Jarney. That's close enough, Johnny, right, is it non? Johnny?
Johnny Melnorias Nan nan Gianni Maybe? But john how would
(01:36:10):
you pronounce it?
Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Yeah? You would say n J, I A and I.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Well you had an RS. You had a non Jarney
is what you said.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
And then then Johnny Johnny he was the nesh on
Silicon Valley.
Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
That's a show. I loved h That was such a
funny show.
Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Was he in Love Birds?
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
I don't know, but he got nominated for an Oscar
because he co wrote and starred in the Big Six
and I love that movie. He's also in the Disney
Plus series Obi Wan Kenobi. He is forty six. Jenna
van Oy, who played six on Blossom to the She's
forty eight. Christine Baranski, Leonard's mom on The Big Bang
(01:36:47):
Theory is seventy three and she's in bad month and
Siller singer Lily Allen is forty today and single.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Your porno birthday is Penelope Woods in Today's Birthday Girl.
She's tossed more sally than a vegan restaurant in two
hundred and thirty eight fine films, including Banging Penelope Woods
in front of her husband Volume one, she was in
an unconventional fertility treatment. Also Sloppy Toppy with Penelope. Here
(01:37:15):
we Go, Sammy Adultree is an adventure Volume one. She
was in she was in anal hazing crew Volume eights,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in taking it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
In the booty like a champ. Nice, well done.
Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
That's a Penelope Woods who's twenty seven years old today,
and that's your port of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and
that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of entertainment here with the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, that's going to
do it for this hour. That's going to do a
for today's show.
Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
That's it for the week Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Brought
it's wrap.
Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Time to get into the weekend podcast full show and
fifteen to thirty minute highlight podcast. Way before you to
go to the woodieshow dot com, fail stories, dyq, dad
jokes and more all waiting for you on that Friday podcast.
They're at the woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform
of your choice.
Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
We are back on Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
If there's anything you want to tell us about between
now and then, a couple of ways to do that
on the email email at the woodieshow dot com, on
social media, at the Woody Show, or by leaving a
force on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight
seven seven forty four Woodie Yep. Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Please yes, Karma will always be a very patient gangster.
Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
The long play.
Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
I do appreciate the long play right always.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I don't have the patience for it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Usually it's really good, like if it's something like a
really well played out long play revenge, Revenge the best, delicious. Yeah,
I mean you can get your pound of flesh right away.
Yeah yeah, it's always better when the person is unsuspecting.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
I just saw you Gona post a thing, a video
about revenge, and the woman described it as delicious.
Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Agreed.
Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg goreg Jue, Thank
you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
SMD double m bye, great Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
You mother,
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