FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's done to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion,
Is it.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class is now in session.

(00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well here we are back together
Monday morning. You know, from the moment we left here
on Friday, I just thought to myself, like, man, I
am counting down the seconds until we get to do
this again. Yeah and me both, you know. And the
weekend was just dragon, It just it's just too much weekend,
too much, thank you? Yes, portions too big, Greg, too

(01:08):
big a portion of all it too fat? What was
the other one you were saying last week that you
don't like when people it's too rich?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh, too rich?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can't rich. But yeah, anyway, brand new Wick, it's Monday,
It's the Woody Show. I'm what that's Greg gory? Menace
is here? What is I mean physically here? Yes, we
can't tell what's going on? What was it? What was
the problem, Sammy, He's got like I can't see from
Oh I could see it now, you're right. His right
eye looks terrible. Yeah, it looks like pink.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
He says, don't touch anythingwhere, Yes, because especially on his face,
it's exhausted from the weekend. But you've been like rubbing
your eyes a lot. Yeah, yeah, okay, so that might
be it. It's either that or it's pinky pinky yeah eye. Yeah,
but you feel if you're okay, I mean okay, getting
went to F one yeah, yes, and Mimi and then

(02:01):
Tampa yesterday, Yeah, for Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura's Two
Bears five K Yeah, and then did that yesterday and
then was able to get back in time for the
show this morning. Are crazy, Greg, It's so weird how
they were.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
He didn't walk, he flew y. Just so you know. Anyway,
we got let's see, there's Gina, Greg Sea Bass, good morning, Sammy,
good morning. We got bored. We got Menji. Some confusion
about Menji, Yeah, because said so many texts. I thought
that you said that Bort's new right hand person was Andrew. Yes,
his name is Andrew. His last name is Angevar. I

(02:36):
think I'm saying that right. But anyway, people call him Menji.
That's the name that he preferred to go with, was Menji.
And so we said fine, although it's just.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
You sprung it on us though, because I said hi
to him when he first started and said, hey Andrew,
and then you mentioned him as Menji, and I thought,
oh crap, I called him Andrew. I know, I was
in Paris.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I wasn't. I wasn't sure what the deal was because
you know, Andrew his name, yeah right, And sometimes people
have a you know, they go buy two different like
I go buy two different names, and depending where I
am right work or wherever home, different things, different family member,
different friends. Yeah, you know, so I wasn't sure, But
now now we have clarity. He's so Andrew and Angie

(03:18):
and me, Angie. I think we just found the new
there was Angie, Angie. Yeah, there we got anyway, we got.
Morgan vaugh Is, your phones are out in eight seven
seven forty four, he hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven, today's sink good
to Mayo. Hey, hey sinko. Now, Greg, you said forever

(03:38):
there's never so so much things, too much mayonnaise, like
something might be too rich, you know, But Greg says,
there's no, there's no such thing as too much mayo.
But today we're going to find out does it mayo?
Is it good on everything? I'm guessing we don't know
about Greg. It's good. It's good on a lot of things.
I did see something. Somebody look it up and see

(03:59):
exactly how it's made. I just know, I know I
heard about it. It's a b LT soup what and
they said there was like a mayonnaise like flavor to it.
But also like you know, like I'm wondering, how would
you maybe they put like let us in there and
it kind of wilton this. I don't know, like how
would they do that? Maybe tomato base and bacon in there,

(04:22):
b L t let us even bread in the soup. Okay,
I remember like California Pizza Kitchen had the b LT pizza. Yeah,
that was really good. All the trending news headlines for
you this morning. Some of our favorite drunk audio will
go into the archives for that. Since it Sinco to Mayo,
which here in America is a drinking holiday, that's a

(04:43):
that's just what it's become everywhere. Yeah, well, I mean,
like I was reading up a little bit about more
about it, but uh, you know, the Americans have really
latched onto it as a drinking holiday for everybody.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, Saint Patrick's Day, right, Like the.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Irish, you know, they do their thing, but like he
it's just straight drinking. They don't really celebratingco to my
own Mexico. Yeah, let's see here aliens. Did we find them? Yes,
experts are coming out and saying that yet, but the
answer might seriously be yes. The James Webb Telescope found
what they're calling the most promising signs of life on
another planet. The planet is called K two eighteen b

(05:21):
Aka's old Tartar one and twenty four light years away.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
That's a lot and they think it has They think
it has quote liquid water.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's really far. The entire planet could even be one
big ocean. And now you know, it's not like they
saw little green men staring back at them. But they
did detect these two sulfur based compounds that could be
signs of life here on Earth. They're only produced by
living things. And you know they didn't just find like
a trace amount of this stuff. They found a lot
of it. Quote. An ocean that is teeming with life

(05:55):
is a scenario that best fits the data, like.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
At least like little amoeba or something.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, it sucks though, because like you know, how far
is the light year? Forty billion year years?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Right? Well? Long miles.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Sorry, right, So it's forty billion, forty billion miles or
something like that. And the telescope that's gone, the furthest
is only fifteen billion, and that was like released in
what the sixties, seventies.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I believe, what they call scratching the surface. You know. Yeah,
it's like barely gone anywhere. Speaking of aliens, we did
get dis after hours voicemail over to eight seven seven
forty four. What this is a retired US Navy pilot
and something about aliens? Here? Hey, what the show?

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Retired US Navy pilot? Here, I'm catching up on your
podcast and it caught up with that bit about a
UFO being shut down in a Ukraine by a shoulder
mounted missile. That's actually plausible. It's not that aliens exist,
but if interdimensional UFOs did appear, they could be vulnerable

(06:55):
to our shoulder matted missiles because those short amount of
missiles have you know, they freeze the heat to the aircraft,
the hot metal, the hot engines of the aircraft, and
if the UFO had a spot that was you know,
five hundred of selsius on it, or the skin was
that hot, it could hold a lock from a missile
and This is the cool part here. If an alien
technology evolved without gunpowder, without kerosene, and without rockets, then

(07:19):
them defending against the heat secret missile might be as
foreign as US defending against like a salt water weapon
that's attracted as the color green.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
You know, like they.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Wouldn't know what it was, let alone how to defend
against it around cool man, Hey, let you guys keep
up the great work.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
When they just when they just have their shields up.
They would have the shields up, they would defied the
laws of physics. They would be able to use their
mind to deflect whatever was coming their way that they
weren't familiar with. Superior in all ways. Why because they're
from far away and they're light years away. That's what
Greg's been saying.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
I don't care what alien wet planning I'm from. Somebody's
coming to me at like mock two real frast, I'd
probably move out of the way.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I mean just in general, Like if I threw
something at Greg right now, because it's moving, he seems
to be throwing something. He's not sure is it soft?
Is it something that's gonna hurt me? How is it?
I study extinctually? He would just move on. And then
if they're this smart, you would think that that would
be Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
I'm if I'm made of matter and I know that's
made of matter and it's coming at me real fast.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I know that's bad for me. Eight seven seven forty four.
He send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven more what he showed next, Hang on, so
show what show? We'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Everybody listening to The Windy Show podcast. Tomorrow, myself, Menace
and Port we're gonna be in the city of u Kaipa.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
That is May sixth.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
You're gonna want to be there because we're gonna be
at the new Raising Canes doing a bunch of giveaways
from two pm to four pm. It's on the corner
of Ukaipa Boulevard and twelve love to see you there again,
a ton of giveaways. Come say hi tomorrow May six,
two to four pm in the city of yu Kaipa
at Raising Canes. In the meantime, keep enjoying The Woody

(09:07):
Show podcast The Woody.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Shoe, Woody Shoe, we are into another new hour in
sensitivity training, free politically correct world. Yeah, it is the
Woody Show. Thank you. Every money for being here. Yeah,
today is May the fifth, twenty twenty five. It's Cinco

(09:29):
de Mayo. Hell yeah, I'm Moddy. That's Greg Gory, Hi Woody,
there's Venice, Hi, Gina Grant Sea Bass is here. We
got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Wooding,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. And because it is Cinco Demayo, we've
done this before. Uh, Cinco de Mayo is happening today?

(09:52):
And SeaBASS, what are you setting.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Over the fountains in the getting tables?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
The feeding table?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, bye, I love get us. There was a atension quarter?
Is that? Are we doing a fountain?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
You know, I wouldn't have spoiled the reveal like that
if I.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Were you, But yeah, I'm just asking is there a fountain?
I'm not going into the detail. Is there a fountain?
That's the whole point of the reveal.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is there a water feature you just never seen?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yes? Okay? Cool? Is there a spotlight? Oh? Why is
everything got to be so effing difficult all the time?
You do your job, I'll do mine, plug it in
and just well just roll. God damn please. I don't
need your advice on how to do radio. I'm good.
Oh I didn't review. Wouldn't it would sometimes to have

(10:39):
one day? Yeah? Just like actually, wouldn't it be nice
to have one out? Did I did? I say exactly
what we were doing.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I have no idea what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I was leaving. Are you are you getting the fountain?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Maybe there's a slipping slide.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Who knows? Anyway, Thank you, see mess and the red
single to mile. We are celebrating our own special, unique
way today here on the Woodie Show. We got some
cheers and jeers. Years all right, well I will start

(11:14):
with the weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers to humanity, cheers
to kindness and generosity.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I can't wait to do.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Two things.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
One.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Remember a while back, somebody sent the sea pat machine.
Okay now full disclosed drive. Not used it yet. I'm
consulting with that new doctor I signed, and I told
him that I got one. He's like, how did you
get that? I don't worry about it, goes. We can
get you one through.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You know it means even if you use this one,
you know whatever. I don't. I just need you to
help me out. I want to make sure it's dialed
in correctly, so I'm not doing more damage than I am. Good, Okay,
but very kind of somebody to send that. Met the
person who sent it at our our what do you
show after hours takeover? And then also last year w

(12:03):
was was Thursday, and Board's in a different studio. They're
they're tearing out Board and Menji studio and redoing it,
so he's in another room. I don't I don't have
the ability to bring up on the Yeah, a couple
of listeners, John and Vi, they dropped off some garbage
pail kids for men from the eight We Hate the

(12:26):
Nineties collection, which I thought was was was very it
was very nice, very thoughtfulthearts and weird. I was, you know,
touched by that. Yeah, And so I got another thing
that was sent to me. I just got this on Friday.
This is from Ricardo, who works for a company planetags
dot com. And I've seen this online before. And what

(12:47):
these guys do is they'll take old airliners. Yeah, and
they'll take the fuselage and they'll get a big piece
of it and they'll turn it into these like these
key chains or luggage tags. That's cool from the fuselage
of like an old PanAm Joe and so it's got
the tail number and so you can look up a
little history of the plane and when it was manafact

(13:08):
stupid stuff, you know. And I know, I thought that
was very nice. I've seen these things. I had not
ordered them. Yeah, but a billion key chains from one, Yeah,
that's pretty cool. Well, they don't use the whole plane.
They get like a piece from different planes. And then
they if you go on their website planetags dot com,
I mean they say have a whole bunch of different
I mean it's big, small, everything in between.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I can see people geeking out on that.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So they sent one from an old PanAm Boeing plane,
and then they sent me one from a Serrus s
R twenty two, which is what I'm training in currently
for the anyway, So I was so touched by these things,
and it's put me in a very kind of like
overly you know, kind kind of returning putting better juju.
And I do stuff like this anyway, but I found

(13:51):
myself making more of an effort and even that costco. Yesterday,
there was somebody behind me with just a couple of eds. Yeah,
go ahead, And there was a couple other things where
you know, little thing, little thing. No I'm saying, but
just like so cheers to humanity, cheers goes to the idiot.
And I sent you guys to video so you could
see it. Oh yeah, And I've seen more of these

(14:11):
type of people here recently who you miss your exit,
not to the degree if this happened, but you miss
your exit on a on a highway or freeway and
interstate whatever. And I've seen it where people pull to
the shoulder and they're backing up. Oh you know, to
then cut across the like the little y V type
section over the gravelly kind of yeah, to then cut

(14:34):
back into their dude, go to the next exit, turn around,
correct your mistake. Like later you're the one who you're
the one who missed it.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, your GPS will fix it no more anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
So this person this is in Ohio. Uh, they're driving
this van on the interstate. Stop in the middle of
the interstate, right in the middle lane. There's video of
it the Ohio Department of Transportation. They're the ones who
posted it because they're trying to figure out who this is.
They come to a complete stop in the middle lane
after missing their exit. They seem to be waiting for

(15:04):
the right lanes attracted clear so they can make that
last second ninety degree right turn to cross over and
get back to the exit. But that's where you know
a couple of people had stopped behind them, Like why
is this person stop right right now? Okay, there's another
van that's slammed into the two cars behind them, causing
this multi car pile up. The A hole who missed

(15:24):
the exit certainly saw and heard the crash, but then
made the turn down the exit and just drove away.
It was like, ye drove off.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I missed that every day on my way to work,
and in my head, I think I will bet everything
I own he's going to cut across to get in
front of me. And it happens literally every day. But
you can't wait till the next exit, and you have
no idea where you're going until split second before.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I don't know. So there's video that I'd posted on
our WOODI Show Instagram story. It's what what are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
It doesn't even seem real.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
There's so many people who believe they're the only person
out there. Oh yeah, everybody's gonna fog the rest of
us are just drones menas weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Well, Saturday, I went to F one Miami, which was
extremely fun. I loved every single minute of it. There
was a lot of action with the Red Bull team
and the Ferrari team and McLaren that rule. Then the
next day I went to Tampa, Florida, and I met
up with Bert Kreischer and Tomzagura for their five k

(16:27):
run YEP, which was so much fun to be annual,
their second annual. The event was over the top, but
I didn't realize that it wasn't like running around Raymond
James Stadium in Tampa. It was inside. So we started
on the bottom floor and then we just ran up

(16:47):
to the top, then we ran back down to the bottom,
then we ran back up to the top again, and
like three times up and down the whole stadium, which
was wild because when people got there they realized the
same thing. They're like, oh, I thought this was just
flat around, So it was kind of brutal. But I
got to run through the ship, which was super fun.

(17:09):
And the other thing was my jeers at this event.
You know, there's a lot of celebrities there and stuff
like that, and you know, my eye's been messed up
and it looks like all bloody and like gross, and
so I kept my sunglasses on the whole time. So
I kind of like looked like a freak in some
certain situations because it was a little bit hot and

(17:30):
my phone overheated. So I went to the back and
I go to the back in this like back room
every area, and Chasing Kelsey was there with his friends nice,
and so I just looked like a weirdo wearing sunglasses
inside in like this dark room, like charging my phone
in the corner. And then so that was happening to
me all weekend because yeah, even back in Miami, I

(17:51):
went to dinner and then the sun was setting and
I just looked like a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
What happened to you? You get like the diagnosis?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, like what happened with that?

Speaker 6 (18:01):
It just happened sometimes where I'll just like, yeah, I'll
just irritate my eye and I'll just take days to recover.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
When you go the doctor for it, you just wait
it out. Yeah, Just what do you do if you
get pink eye? Like what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Like if it was pink I not do anything for anyone?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Give you something from Okay, But dude, I tried clearized
didn't work for me. But I did what's the most
popular vizine, And then I feel like no pain anymore.
I say, if the stuff that Vaughn gave you didn't work, nothing,
screw guy's got that industrial strength. It didn't do anything.

(18:35):
Only vizine works for me.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
You know you're not supposed to do affron every day
you get physically addicted to it. Are you not supposed
to do vizine every day? Because I do it seven
days a week. What do you when I wake up
in the morning. It's part of the routine.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I heard you can like od on.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Really, the optometrist said that you're supposed to just do
like the lubricating saline and not the vizing.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Stuff every day. I would imagine the vizine way, though,
But who cares wake up? I don't want to look bigger.
He is one where Sunglass free Greggory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Well, I didn't go to Miami and do F one
and all that, but I'm going to give very simple
cheers to the brand stofers. I'm hard to please. I'm
hard to please when it comes to brands right, you know,
I expectations never disappoints. I was feeling so extra lazy,
didn't want to cook, so I just grabbed one of
those frozen stofers. It was like a pasta with chicken

(19:30):
and broccoli.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
And you put that.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Granted, it takes megalong to make these things in the oven,
but damn it, the payoff is so worth it. It's
so homemade and restauranty. You can judge it up with
the extra veggies if you want gods and rules.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
They do the best mac and cheese. My mom used
to get the white lasagna with like the white.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
That one day when we had lasagna in studio, Oh yeah,
there's crushed and everybody poo poo, and we were like, yep,
that's stove first.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Those are my friends. There are certain things they do
really well, other things that are kind of you know whatever,
but look it's it's frozen food.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, frozen food. They know what they're doing, doesn't miss, dude,
I don't know what you're talking right.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Their tagline should be nothing about us as mid so good.
But you do have the juju to make it. You
don't have restaurantee. You don't have to be to get
a restaurant exactly. And then I mentioned to you, guys,
my jeers is. I went to this and I've never
had an HOA before, now that I have this condo,
I went to the HOA what they called an owner's meeting.

(20:36):
I sat there a menace while people argued to raise
our HOA fees. They were pissed because we're quote under collecting. Yeah,
and I sat there, but who is making the argument?
Multiple of people who have condos there, but the people
on the board no, just your owner of the mill owners.

(20:57):
And they said, we're under collecting. And the whole reason
was they don't want to face someday, maybe maybe not,
there'll be what's called a special assessment, like, hey, we
just found out the roof collapse.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
We need a new roof. Everybody has to kick in
whatever ten grand each. Well, we don't ever want that
to happen. We're under collecting. I know the dues are
going up in July, but I think we need to
make them more. Can we vote on that?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
And they said no, the board already voted these are
going to be the new dues. Well, we're under it.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
We need I even said at the question and answer period,
I said, I've never sat with a group of people
arguing to raise our dues. And what they'll say in
response to that, Well, you don't understand special assessments, I said.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I do, But you're talking hypotheticals. You don't understand financials.
If you were smart financially, you would take whatever money
that you would be willing to pay in a monthly
basis for this, you know, increased dues. You would put
it somewhere else where it can at least earn some
money for the special if it ever come. The special
assessment would arrive, and then that way, not only would
you have the same amount of money, because whatever you

(22:02):
think you should be paying more, take that amount, put
it into a separate little place, and then when the
special assessment comes around, you'll have the money there and
it won't matter. And meantime, don't give your money to
other people for a just in case.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
And they're bringing up all these hypotheticals. What if we
have to retrofit the garage and it has to redo
the whole thing, that could be three hundred thousand dollars, Well,
then let's just make the duce ten thousand a month.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, and then if you were to pay more, by
all means pay more, we.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Would come to it. Just sounds like poor financial planning
on your product. You don't have the discipline to put
a couple extra bucks aside if you're really worried about that, right.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
And then there's a treasurer of the HOA who gives
the report on financials. This is how much we have
in reserves, And I thought, is it?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Is it not more than that? And you're just saying
it's this amount they have to keep. It has to
be certified by somebody else, I believe for all those hoas, okay,
like it has to be certified by a third party.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I believe where one of my friends is getting ripped
off because my HOA is like two point fifty and
like everything outside looks pristine and they're paying six something
and the sign for the community is like broken.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, all the landscaping is messed up, the lighting doesn't work.
Different size ripped Just that question, what's the difference in
the size of about the size the same same number
of units? First of all units, Yeah, it's no.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
I think there's even more. It's the same size community,
but there's even more units. So they're collecting even more money.
It's something fishy is going on, and like.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, it made me. You're getting ripped on the transparency
is lacking. I thought, well, we're gonna take a break
and then it's Sinco to Maya today and the fountain
is plugged in. But uh, what are we gonna do
with that fountain? We're gonna find out after the break,
Sea Bess Okay, Yeah, a very nice text coming in.

(23:56):
Two fine fur good morning, favorite morning show which is
all great to Hey, I'm waiting for this. Sorry guys,
wrong numbers. This is that another morning show?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah. Cinco de Mayo is today. What is Cinco de Mayo?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's not Mexican Independent Independence Day, as people think is
the celebration of Mexican American culture. Is It was a
battle right with the French.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
The battle.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, Sinca de Mayo and their victory in that commemorates
Mexico's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla. Yeah,
but I know what it was, which took place on
May fifth, eighteen sixty two, which by the way, wasn't
a major strategic win. The French took control of Mexico
two years later, but at the time it was just

(24:43):
a morale boost for the Mexican resistance, and eventually Mexico
gained an alliance with America, which eventually forced the French
to withdraw.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Then why are we obsessed with it?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because we like to have any reason to drink, love
it and party. Seventy percent say they plan to celebrate
by eating food and drinking. Twenty percent say they will
celebrate Mexican culture. Eight percent claim they will spend the
day reading up on Mexican history. Will yeah, yeah, yeah.
The most popular drinks today tequila beer, Margarita's, Mitchellatta's palomas,

(25:19):
which I enjoy. I can only do like one paloma
otherwise too acidic. Yeah, it's like almost it feels like
when you're drinking it's going to burn a hole in
your stomach. It's not from the tequila. It's like basically
tequila and citrus. And they serving this little like kind
of clay looking Uh, I forgot the.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
The Moscow mule. Almost No, it's.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Because the cup is made of like a like a ceramic.
It's like almost a clay pop. You would French onion
soup in yeah, kind of product, except not shell at
on the outside. It's just like a very yeah anyway,
and then peanut clattas of course, now we have a
chef Sea Bass over there at the aforementioned fountain Hei
and today for Cinco Demayo here on the what do

(26:00):
you show it Sinco to Mayo. Yeah it is.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
The fountain is probably got almost ten years old. Yeah,
it is the will It Fountain chocolate fountain. Yeah, so
today we're gonna be pilling that with Mayo and see
will Mayo Fountain while we're trying different things.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
We've done chilly before, We've done different than we did that.
Yeah we didn't. We put ranch in there at one point. Yeah, gravy,
will it gravy.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
But the thing is they say the fountain has a
little quirkscrew in the top. It's is designed to lift
the Mayo up and it's a heating bowl at the
bottoms you get nice hot Mayo's hot mail.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
The smell is too much.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Mayo, Okay. So as Sea Bass was taking big spoonfuls
of the Mayo out of the Costco size Mayo thing,
uh and putting into the fountain like you were like
seriously grossed out.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, not like Mao Mao's fine, but something about it
makes my throat quiver. It's not my favorite.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Really. Yeah, and nobody put that much on a sandwich
that doesn't look Greg and I would yeah, Greg always yeah,
Greg always does. There's no such thing as too much mayo.
And if you like mayo just because it's in a
big amount, I.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Don't want to love mayo. But you like it, it's fine.
I guess I don't need it on a sandwich, Okay,
Like I'll do mustard instead.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
If you if you saw like a like a like
giant ladles of well gravy chili, but you know, chocolate,
other things that.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I don't like the smell that much.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
I mean really stink once against warmed up. But oh god,
one of my favorite hot dogs is mayo mustard with
a little bit of.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Cheddar cheese on top. And as we discussed before, some
people opt for a uh like the miracle whip. You
grew up on the miracle whip no trailer. While I
do like both, I don't consider them both to be
man Although you can use them in similar application. If
you have a sandwich, a ham or turkey, whatever, you

(27:52):
can use miracle whip instead of mayonnaise. It's just a
it's a it's a different flavor.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Com Oh yeah, your mom was a weight watcher's devotee
in the eighties to scrap on.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Miracle mayo is the bacon of condiments. It just makes
everything better. It does. Don't on a hot dog. That's
that's what we're doing. How do you feel about mayo?
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
I'll put it on, you know, a turkey sandwich or something,
but I don't like it overly on things like men
is putting it on a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I would never. I don't like it enough to eat
on that horn. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
So as the as the fountains is getting set here
and we're gonna find out, will it mayo? We have
different items right.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Right, as you just said and Greg just said, it
makes pretty much everything better. Let's find out because we
know what it's good on chicken too, no, right.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But will be good on some of these other things.
And so while the fountains getting going, we're gonna take
the break and then we're gonna come back with all
these different items.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
To continues next here on The Woody Show, The wood Show,
Woody Show, we'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Operating.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
But you are here now now.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Show all right?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Sinco the mayo? Will it mayo?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
And sea bass? How's that fountain come along? I will
say it appears if there's no broad dress that corking. Well,
the thing is it needs to flow.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
So the way these fountains are designed, there's a little
holes on it at the very base of like the
long shaft, and the liquid designed to flow under there,
catch the corkscrew and rise at the top. And to
do that though, the mayo needs to flow, which is
why the bottom heat is heated. However it's not. It's
not heated enough apparently to get this mayo flowing. Thought
it would I hate to say this because I don't
want to smell it. But should we add water and

(29:31):
like thin it out? I think that's possible, But that's
the whole point is to find out. Will it found naturally?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So naturally the line and we still have the mayo,
so we can try these items to definitely if they
will mayo? Oh yeah, and seed bass?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
What do we have?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Well, okay, so we've still again salad that they call
that salad with chicken salad, tuna et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
And they call fruit salad fruit salad.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
But it's like, you're going with this, but isn't there
just the fruit salad than what's that called ambrosia or
what marshmallow fluff?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, that's what like my mom used to do with
the stuff with jello. Here you pass yourself. So I thought, well,
what what would fruit salad with a good mayo?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Would that work? That looks good.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
There are parts of like Minnesota where they consider this
a legit salad. Oh I did not know that, but
I do believe it like jello, and then you put
the mayonnaise in it.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh right, I mean it's like fifty parts mayo to strawberry.
I mean to the point I can't into watermelon. That
might be okay, how much do you want? Here is
a strawberry? Oh god, you know what? The mayo just

(30:45):
kind of like completely nullifies the strawberry flo Yeah, you're right,
I just have watermelon, Okay. I mean it's not it's
not terrible. The watermelon kind of overtakes the Yeah, I'll
try that one. If there was less mayo, I'd say
go for it. Yeah, I'm gonna take some of the
male off the watermelon, so that was still mayo on there.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Don't so much mayonnaise. I don't even know what I'm
about to eat neutralize each other.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
You don't taste the strawberry or the mayo.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, I taste the mayo more than the strawberry. Oh.
I tasted the strawberry and barely any mayo.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well, I had honeydew melon. Hey, Sadie, I don't think
Gina got a big, big scoop for Actually.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I thought this was going to be so gross, and
I'm like, all right, try Wow, I'm going to die
in that hill fruit mayo. That's good. Nice?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Could you see you think maybe a banana in mayo?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Gray? Maybe there's a little bit of yeah, saltiness, right,
so a little tang? Yeah, so will it mayo fruit salad?
It does? Think, Yes, I think it could. I think
there's just too much. Obviously you went overboard with the
This goes more to Greg's like, can you have too
much mayo?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
The answers yes, maybe maybe on fruit.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Salad you can, Yeah, apparently, But it's not terrible. It's
not I'll give a five. I mean, I know it's
a noncommittal, but like, huh, I'm expecting to give it
a one too. To say, it's like, I think it's
pretty fair. I'd give it a seven. I'm at seven.
I'm very surprised. Maybe go six Max. If anything, it
makes it better. Here goes Gina. What do you think

(32:16):
I'm gonna throw up?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Did you have?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Did you have?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Blueberry? And she got to watch it with a diet cook.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
That was disgusting and vile in every way. It was
like egg and salt and berry.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh that was that sounds perfect.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
It was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Salt and berries. It kind of sounds like kind of
the ingredients of a pie.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
That was horrible. We never again.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
We know egg yolks are nature's cream, would say, is
like nature's cream cream sinko domao. Okay, so we've we've
all kind of enjoyed.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
And now you have a staple a lot of menus
the bacon with maple sugar and like pepper and bake.
Don of course about me. Yeah, you guys can apply
this at your own. You've got little Mayo cups there,
dip and spread as to your to your liking.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
There's no sugar.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah right, this isn't like that that what we we have.
It was not TwixT. It was a Cinemato's crunch, which
were huge. It wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I'm saying, so is this candy bacon? No, it's regular bacon. Oh,
this is gonna be good. This is almost I mean
b l T. Have you had a BLT?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
You don't need exactly who needs vegetables?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
You want to just ice it like you would, you know,
like Greg, Yeah, you're dipping bacon into the bacon of
condiments the same way.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
That you can totally and people do you dip French
fries in the man and that's really good? Like, there's
no way this is bad.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Is the fattest snack in the world though, Just that butter.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
And you dipped it. It's like the bacon and that is.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Just i'd Sammy, you know, I kept the bacon outside.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I appreciate that, and I didn't.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
It's only room temperature bacon microwaved, which you can microwave bacon.
Just get a lot of paper towels.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh, that reminds me.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Do we need a.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's a pretty good size. Do we need a like
an air fryar slash oven for the office?

Speaker 8 (34:17):
The the secret I llegal office oven has an air
fire function. It's not a it's not the same as
like the.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Little bold wings.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
We have a brand new one at the house that
my wife is looking to unload. Offered to the show
first and then whoever once.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
They replaced as well, big giant like kitcheny microwave in
here with a smaller one.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I have no idea really hmmm they can I give
it ten?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I mean Nora A b L T is one of
my favorite sandwiches. Yeah, you know, if you're looking for
something light, that's definitely a ten. You know, something healthy,
you know, And now now you think, why wouldn't you
dip it in mayo sinco mayo?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Well, one of the great advertising slogans of all times
is you put peanut butter in my chocolate. Now you
put chocolate in my peanut butter? And where could this
possibly be going? Reese's peanut butter. What if you put
just a little bit of mao on top of it?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, okay, now that's fat.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
And again you guys can apply. You got your little
cups there, you can spread and apply as you like. Oh,
you'll wait to get good your preferred ratio.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, it starts tomorrow, right right,
you guys do it first, all progress out the window.
All right, here we go again, talking about that's a
good amount. Right, what do you think that I like it?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
You don't like it?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
M you know what, Look, it's completely unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
It makes it.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It tastes a little bit more salty.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yes, that's what that's that's what it did for the fruit.
It gave it a little bit of salt and a
little bit of yang.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I definitely don't prefer it. I have another one. I
don't see myself, but it's not horrific.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
Great.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
You run out of let's say, your normal dippings that
might be a goober grape at home. Totally you run
out what I got jar mao, mao.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
And now we know it goes on fruit and chocolate.
I give the peanut butter cup less than I gave
the fruit salad. I gave that a four because at
least of the fruit salad. You can make some kind
of sense of it. And I know this sounds weird.
You can make some kind of sense of it, totally
like this makes no sense whatsoever. And it's it's and

(36:25):
I just don't think it's a complimentary flavor. Like peanut
butter and chocolate, great peas and carrot, they just don't
go together.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna give this a three actually, because it
gives it an unnecessary, like viscous, slimy quality.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
And you and I both we both love the peanut
butter cups, and we both love mayonnaise. Right, it's just yeah,
it's it's a distrasting texture.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Look, and you're right as weird as it is. You
could almost make an argument for the fruit. Yeah, and
the bacon just makes sense. These are two great tastes
to do not taste great together.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
This is disagree Give it eight eight? Wow things really do?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Mayo?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Give us one more here?

Speaker 8 (37:05):
So we got time for a little extra dessert. You
love magic shell Oh my god, what about magic Mayo.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
It's a gift from God.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
I got now to get a proper visual contrast. I've
got chocolate ice cream here.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Okay, that it will be pretty Okay, I was good.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
I was hoping to sprinkle the hot Mayo from the fountain,
but that is just not so we have to spread
it on.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, there's been there's been zero progress with the with
the fountain. It's not fountains. I don't see any sign
of thank you of anything.

Speaker 10 (37:33):
Now.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's still very solid lay dog.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
And by the way, pro tip, you can cook with mayonnaise.
You can like slather it on chicken before you put
it in the oven.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
So good.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
And you can use it instead of butter for grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh that's a plus. Yeah, well, just okay, I just
we'll keep an eye on on the fountain.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
At least the two textures aren't competing in this one.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Oh god, oh god, that creates a very weird flavor.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I try it out here. Perhaps vanilla bee would be better, Greg,
it's so no, try van ella instead. I don't have that. God,
have you tried it? That's right now?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I thought, that's so much.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh I got that's about the amount of like that's dude,
that's about the amount of coulip I would put on
top of a pizza.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
You're it's not equal parts mayo to chocolate ice cream.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
It's not good a minute it goes in your mouth.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
I think that the manna's being cold makes the flavor
come out more.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
And that's all you taste awful.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Okay, okay, Yet, first the lemon whatever the tang is
in the socks, it's like vinegar.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
But after that it spides over your tongue. It's a
little better, all right. So what are you giving I'm
giving the ice cream. That's that's a two. I'm giving
it a.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
One one negative ten.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I think maybe if I mixed it in together, you know,
like if you go to like Holdstone, chop it up
cup mixed in, like I like to have some peanut
butter cup and some Manning and then you kind of
mixed it in some cake batter. It really accentuates the
texture of the mayo.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Is the cream hits you before the coldness of the
ice cream and the saltiness doesn't go Oh, that's awful.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
That's a no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
I like the aftertaste, but yeah, the front taste it sucks.
That's terrible. Well, there's a Woody show Sinco to mayo. Yeah, everybody,
thank you very much. By the way, Let's let's just
keep an eye on it see if it eventually.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Will our seventy burn horrible.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, we'll keep you guys updated. More Woody Show next.
Hang on, he's our miscile now. And we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on
this Monday morning. Sinco Demaiota Yep phones are open eight

(40:01):
seven seven forty four Wooding. Send us your text over
to two to nine eight seven. Menace and Greg and
I all shared our weekend cheers and jeers. What about
you see that's what you get into. I want to
say cheers to Greg Gory. Oh really, I suspect thank
you for introducing us to.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Nathan Fielder and his show The Rehearsal, because the latest
episode is like, that's what art is.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
That's like, that's that's the next level. I want to
get spoiler.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
But it has to do with flight training and he's investigating,
as you might imagine, accidents Captain Sully, what his life
was like. Yeah, and the way that what he does
is he helps people practice things, but he does it
and like he did be Nathan for you in a
ridiculous and cartoonish manner. And what he does with Captain
Sully on HBO Max again The Rehearsal starring Nathan Fielder
is that's like, that's the the next level of whatever

(40:49):
you're like, if you're like, I'm trying to do like
the best next thing.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
That's what this is. Well, it was already my radar
to watch it. Production value that you say that, I'm
definitely gonna check out that episode. That sounds so well
thought out.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
I will say it might not be a woody show,
even though it's about flying and it's it's a comedic show.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
In general.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
You may not.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
It might be a little too slow, but I won't
like him. He's very dry, very like if you were
a guest on this show, he'd last about two minutes.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I think you would like Nathan for you. So far
the rehearsal, I'm not loving it as much because the
way you described it before, I'm like, oh, that sounds cool.
I think you would like Nathan for you.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
I agree Greg start with that because it's more simple
and on the nose totally. You don't have to like
kind of get what his because it is about his
psyche at the end of the day in the rehearsal,
so you kind of you knowing him does help.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Okay, Yeah, the rehearsal, it's a I hate it when
people complain that things are too long. Some of the
episodes feel well, there's only been a couple feel too long.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
It's a slow burn.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
It is, it's a very slow and know is he
your current hero? I would say, I guess he like
when you grow up? Is that what you want to be? Yeah,
it's between him, Nathan and Sasha Baron Cohen.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Yeah, Sasha is probably more again, more on the nose,
more slapsticky. Nathan's more cerebral.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I suppose, yeah, yeah, he's high brow.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Yeah, well, and you say high brown that he does
things like putting balloons on a horse so a fat
person can ride or whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
You have put balls in a fat person.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Right, But even in that example, they think of every
you know what variable I should say, you know, like
what if the balloon gets popped by a tree, so
then they fix that problem?

Speaker 8 (42:19):
And if they flying, they think out everything. It's very
weird and interesting. But yeah, I and I recommend all
his although the curse, the curse is it's not great.
But what about the gears jeers and I hate to
say this to Android Operating System aka Google, Greg, what
you've been saying for years. They did it to me
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
They changed something new update and.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Suddenly, well, my power bar is a little rounding and
the rounding on the edges and you could be square.
But the thing that they did it really sucks is
instead of having like you open up your apps and
there's like three or four pages of apps, now it's
all big, one giant long vertical page and I'm sitting
here to scroll down to whatever the bottom, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I guess so stupid Instagram.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, like go, oh look with all this yellows ai
crap that I'm ever gonna use.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Oh yeah, you know so.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Jeers unfortunately to Android, who usually are awesome and superior,
but stop changing things.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Just to change this change for change sake thing has
got to stop. They use it in every asset of life.
Weekend cheer and jeers.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, big shout out cheers to blackout curtains.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh that's what I've been saying.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I know, we just hung them. I always thought, oh,
you gotta have some natural light even with our Now
Andy said, uhh, we're done with this. Put them up everywhere.
I slept for twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
See why do you think they do that in places
like Vegas or other hotel where people are going were
the best, by the way, Yeah, because you lose track
of time. You're not quite sure, you're like, oh, it's
it's still dark. It's time to go back to sleep.
And so when you see that light, you're like, oh
your brain says I should be up. Then you're up.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Oh no, these are these rules. I did wake up
like very out of it and like disoriented. But it's
because you don't know what time it is.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Yeah, but what you're being hypocritical because when we like
it to stay late light later, you say, well, it's
hard for sleeping and both you have blackout curtains. What
happens outside should not be an issue to you.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I understand that, excuse me, but my problem there is
it is easier to fall asleep when before you go
up to bed and close your blackout curtains. If what's
going on outside, like you're the rest of your house. Yeah,
like it's getting darker outside. It's not like noon outside,
and you're going up and then closing the blackout curtains. Yes,
you will fall asleep or whatever. But don't curtains work

(44:34):
like you know, the sun and stuff. You'd have to
have those on your entire house and then like two
hours before you want to go to bed, start slowly
closing them because it's almost nine pm is still bright
and sunny outside. I like it. I like the summertime.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I do.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
It's that's the one part about it that is like, oh,
it's it's it's harder for me to fall asleep because
you go from it. They say, like, don't work out
and try to go right to sleep. Don't yeh, don't
watch a show that's like very engaging, stimulating and then
try to go to sleep. Yeah, you know, like you
have to give yourself that wine down.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, it's like a dimmer switch.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
You have a flip switch, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well, big old cheers to my kids' soccer league. Let
you tell me if you've ever heard of this before.
These idiots combined the miners and the majors. So now
we have nine year olds playing against thirteen year olds,
which are giant, like giant teenagers.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
They just not have enough players.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Well they said they didn't have enough of the majors,
but now there's a major's waiting list, So explain that
to me. So it's just these giant, like oversized teens
like just beating the asses of these tiny children. They're
so dejected, they're so humiliated. Everyone's depressed.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Sucks you just tell them it's gonna make them a
better player. Think, who are bigger, faster, better, more skilled
than you? Are going to make you a better player.
You'll want to play down, you want to play up.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
But how much up? Nine versus thirteen?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
That the law forty years Like, put the thoughts in there.
They're gonna be You're more You're not worried about skill set.
You're more worried about like, oh, they're just gonna trample
these low kids.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Well yeah, I mean the kids are getting hurt and
the kids are depressed. It's like not even close, like
ten to zero.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The same thing happened with my son. He hit this
one part of you know hockey, because it'll go from like,
you know, twelve years, it's all twelve year olds into fourteen,
and then it basically goes from there fourteen to high
school kids and they could be up to seniors.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
You know what I mean, so adults like almost college.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, so like you had and you're playing a very
physical sport like hockey, and you know, bigger, faster, you
know whatever, and more aggressive, and so you have this
fourteen year old, this kid who just turned fourteen, and
now you got like this seventeen almost eighteen year old
kid who's you know, noise jack and he.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
Doesn't, and he doesn't want to say. Oh, they'll just
take it easy on the because they don't want to look.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Like a puss because they won't. Yeah, no, you're can
get freaked.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah. So it's that kind of in between e.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Well, that's there's sportsmanship. Like when the thirteen year old
school lookt it like they're being aggressive, yes, and the
parents are Yeah, what should they do?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Apologize? Yeah, I'm you're younger.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Mix those ages together, kids, I should dial it back
for you guys.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
They should They.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Should never be playing together to begin It's not making
the thirteen year olds better.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No, but if this is the difference being able to
play and not play because they don't have enough kids,
what would you rather.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
League?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You don't want to go to any soccer game, that's true.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
But can't can't the majors just play? Have four teams
instead of eight teams?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah? Sure, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Next time they gena say, hey, you're playing soccer, buddies
chilled out. That is the worst sport in the word.
There's yellow cards.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah you're not.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
This is interesting. So Sovereignty is thrilling victory in the
Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Did you watch the connect?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Okay, so it drew a huge audio. It's the largest
TV audience for the races nineteen eighty nine. The winning
jockey Junior Alorado. He got three point one million for that,
So that's about what a million bucks for every foot tall.
He is sure a little dude. Now, my wife found
this fun fact about how every horse in the field

(48:17):
is in some way, shape or form related to Secretariat
really offspring of some young kids. So Sovereignty's dad is
a horse named Into Mischief, which was a leading North
American stallion. His mom is Crowned and her mom was
a Preakness winner named like Bernardi. Bernardi is the son
of a horse named ap Indy whose dad was a

(48:39):
triple crown winner named Seattle Sleugh. Seattle Sleugh is the
grandson of Bold Ruler, who is Secretariat's dad. So all
in some way shape, and they're just talking about like
what a huge influence Secretariat has had on all the
thoroughbreds basically that are now out there doing their thing.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Like Genghis Khan.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, they say, not a direct
mail line for most derby horses. He shows up the
blood lines of nearly all of them. Oh wow, usually
through their moms or for their you know, grandpa's.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
And do you see any videos online? They were shared
all over the place. The that place cause them where
you can. It feels like you're there, and the race
looks so cool, cool on there. Yeah, and you didn't
have to sit in the rain. You can just sit
there like you're there.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Sorry, you talk about kids reminded me of you know,
kids and all these different and uh, sammy weekend cheers
and jeers, Well my.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Cheers is two Michaels. I know everyone's all up in
arms about Joe Anne's closing and everyone's.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
All upset.

Speaker 9 (49:40):
Talking to Michaels this weekend. First of all, Pat, there's
so many people there now, yeah, exactly. And I'm looking
at the yarn and I saw some yarn on clearance
for three dollars it's normally ten, and there was two
skins left, and so I was like, okay, I'm going
to get these two sks. That's what a little bundle
of yarn is called.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Oh okay, yeah, you know what Abby.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Well, it's closed on Sundays and everyone knows it's so religious.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Yeah and so, and there was another color, only that
color was on sale. There was another color I wanted
to get, so I got that one. I get up
to the front. It's all on clearance.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I was checking out.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
She's like, this is on clearance too, and I was like,
what are all the colors on clean because he didn't
say everything's marked just ten dollars. I was like, bye, yeah,
are they all on clearance?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
And she was like, oh, I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
You know, you'd have to go back and check. We
have a scanner thing in the back.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I scanned them all. It was on I bought so
much yarn, so much dream It's amazing dollars.

Speaker 9 (50:38):
For three dollars of skiing, Like, are you serious, that's
amazing all yeah, yeah, I mean so. My jeers is
just that I didn't go get the yarn until Sunday.
I could have been crocheting my new yarn all weekend now,
dying to do it, and here at work, but.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
So much yarn. I'm overrun with yarn. That's my other jeers.
I have too much yarn.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Wow, I think, thank you Sammy. I'm married still, Guys,
be saying good tomayo. A lot of people will be
turning up today if she doesn't have time to get
to her yarn. How many responsible adults with you know,
jobs and kids and everything else are gonna be able
to turn up today. That's one of the thing, is like,

(51:19):
everybody's not going out getting hammered today. That's good, that's
not real life. And then I think people feel like,
oh man, I'm really I'm really missing out. You could
get hammered any day too, Yeah, but I'm really missing out.
I'm not gonna be able to go and get hammered on.
You know, tequila and bottomless chips. It's the communal hammering Greg.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
That's why he's a special But I mean, there is
a yarn out there, so you can enter change yourself
that way exactly.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Don't don't feel bad. You're you're getting the skip of hangovers,
which is great. It's it's a Monday, you know, so,
but tequila. Yeah, but tequila. It's like it's like when
we hear from the people like, well, why aren't you
talking more about concerts, and because you know what, the
percentage of people who ever make it in the course
of one year, how many concerts. Do you think the

(52:07):
average responsible adults making it too on a weeknight? Yeah,
like people who have jobs and kids and things like that. Right, Okay,
there are some people who that's what they do, that's
what they do with all their free time, and they do.
But the percentage of those like what percentage? It's not
the average person, not fifty. So don't feel bad if
you can't go out and get hammered today, that's fine.
We have some audio, some of our favorite drunk audio

(52:28):
of all time, different people who have found themselves in
one clip in particular, which I know is MENACE's favorite
of all time. Well, we'll have those for you so
we get to laugh at those people. You don't have
to be one of those people. We get to laugh
at those people even better. That's comed up next here
on The Woody Show. Hang up. I like Menace because
I don't think he even knows he's funny books. I mean,

(52:50):
how much are they think.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Words?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
And it just happens to be? Now, can you help
me with the pronunciation of this show? If you want
to win more things, get more food, medicine, boord, They're
gonna be at the grand opening yet another raising cane Yes,
this one's gonna be in Ukaipa, the corner of twelfth
and u Kaipa. We're gonna get a helicopter to get

(53:15):
there tomorrow from two pm to four pm. They're gonna
have a bunch of giveaways. So if you're out in
the area or you know somebody else, I'll know that
medicine boort coming at you tomorrow. Details on our website.
Just go to all ninety eight seven FM dot com
click on events show and it is a Sinco Demaiyo.

(53:36):
Couple drunks to talk about. Where is this one guy
stand by? Oh, people are turning up four million dollar
Lamborghini yacht. Yeah I did. McGregor has one. It flipped
over off Miami Beach on Saturday, thirty two influencers on board.

(54:00):
Fortunately everybody was rescued by the Coastguard. No injuries reported,
and true to form, while stranded, they were seen filming
the situation and trying to salvage the important things, you know,
like pricing tequila phones. But they were yeah, so there
they were watching these guys as they're all stranded, like
other people and other boats and stuff, and it looked

(54:21):
like they said, where there's like a big worldwide. Okay,
so the conclave is starting this week right from Pope.
And they said it looked like where all the reporters
are lined up in reporters row, and they all have
like there they're doing their reports for the camera, but
they're all like right next to each other, almost shoulder
to shoulder on this one area. Most of got Yeah,

(54:43):
pretty funny. I'm looking at the interior of it. Not great.
I'm not going to get one or the one that sunk.
I'm just looking at some basic Lamborghini guy. Basic, basic
looks boring. A woman in New York was pulled over
by the const for speeding. She was doing one hundred
and two miles an hour. She had her kidney car
with her. The officer asked why she was in such

(55:03):
a rush, and she explained that she was laid for
a Thomas to train event. Oh no, and as sweet
as that is. She was arrested, hit with a bunch
of charges, including reckless driving and risk of injury to
a minor. She was released on bond. They just let
her go on that she was arrested. Yeah, of court,
you're going to start five miles from now, and you
got a kid in the car.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, it's reckless driving.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, of course they're going to do that.
Speaking of the of the conclave, they've installed the special
chimney on top of the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
The white smoke, black smoke.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yeah, that went up on Friday. Yeah, we'll be looking
for the smoke letter on this week. The successor will
need a two thirds majority. There are a number names
in the rumor mill, but you know who the pope
won't be a woman. It's not allowed. Women cannot be
ordained as priest, which is a prerequisite for becoming a pope.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
So this is.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Maybe next time.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Darn.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Do you think that will ever change? No, No, you
don't think so. That should though, because they're being more
diverse and at least they're considerations for who the new
pope's going to be.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
This last pope really uh, he broke that glass ceiling
for a lot of people, so maybe it's time.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, some drunks. Some our favorite drunk audio that we
have had over the year. There's there's so many to
choose from. MENACE's favorite was this guy he got pulled
over and then under.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
You're required to take chemical or physical breads up.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Hey, my nuts.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Did you guys.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Take it?

Speaker 6 (56:32):
If you refuse to take chemical.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Respect from one? No, do you understand you're driving?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Privileges will be suspended for one year for a first refusal.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The you scratch him? He like each that. It's pretty funny,
this nine to one one person they called and they
they had a report to file.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
Tell me they're really drunk driving down Creton.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
What's where are they going?

Speaker 6 (57:02):
They're going?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Okay, you're behind them? I am, I am, I am okay.
So you want to call report that you're driving drunk?

Speaker 11 (57:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Are you still driving right now?

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Do you want to stop driving before you get in
an accent?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I will stops.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
And yet now there was something that happened here and
this woman she decided that she wanted to talk to
the TV reporter who was on the scene. I was
behind the bus and I accidentally hit the.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Oh God, instead of hitting the brake, I hit.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
The anybody know what the answer is?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You? Uh? What's my line? Uh? Here's a drunk guy
getting crazy at the police station. I never gotzed for
this Mills Fawn Park. Who's the arrestling officer? If you
don't mind me asking officer, who's the arresting officer. I

(58:22):
under arrest. None of y'all has told me I'm under arrest.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Can we go on?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I got bomb money home, ready to go? Well, you
know you want to such a redlassing Yeah. Then here
is another person. This is a drunk guy again on
the news after his house burns down. Let me get there.
Why is it not playing all right?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Here?

Speaker 4 (58:46):
We go forget scenes suck well, smoke flying through through
the wall, and I said, look at is on fire?
Forget I knew it.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Guys are the trying to forget the fire?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I lived her my whole freaking life. I live here
almost my whole life, buddy, And you know I have
some bad things to say about those people.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Emotional one of the worst. Yeah, I'm angry as still
the worst. Here's a here's a drunk woman and she
called nine one onegency. It's not really emercy, miss Why
are you calling my one one if you don't have
an emergency? He talked to my mom.

Speaker 9 (59:52):
Why do you want me to talk to your mom?
Did your mother have an emergency?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah, you know, miss, so he can tell me mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Yeah, we're here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I called nine to one one to see if
the operator can get ahold of her dead mother, another
one of our favorite drunks. Here for this little recap
on single to my own. What drinks would you say?
You've had to know that you can remember? I do remember.
I started with wine in my room all by myself.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
Then I had a vodka tomato with olives because this classy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Then I had beer, then I had.

Speaker 10 (01:00:35):
Tequila, Then I went to vodka and orange juice.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
You prefer to do the intimate things beforehand or afterhand, afterhand,
because you don't want to mess up your outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
You don't want to mess up your face, if you
know what I'm saying. You know, if you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
As much as I hate hearing that because it's just
disgustingly embarrassing, that night changed my life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I never drink that much ever again.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Oh that was my rock bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, and you know what you were so clear? It
brought no I'm saying, I think it brought this kind
of like subconscious level of clarity because you were able
to really open up and share maybe some thoughts that
you wouldn't have said otherwise with Menace on his birth
Happy birthday.

Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying that's what I've been saying. When you think
that Facebook changed the name to Meta because of the metaverse,
and you go, oh, those I've been saying, that's what mother,
Mark Zuckerberg saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
The whole world has been saying. You're like, oh, when
it comes to sucks by low Sell High in Corus,
you mother.

Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
Everybody's been saying, that's a good TV show and it's
on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
Yeah, no, fuck you, mother fetch. Everybody's been saying that.
So stop saying that's what I've been saying, or I
will kill myself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Thank you, Bess.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
It's not like thrilling for me. This is a woody show.
I one more drunk person and this is a Greg
remember I can't believe you remember the name. It's like
a request.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
So her name is Heather Kovar and she was a
news anchor. I'm not sure where she is these as Albany,
New York. I believe CBS, the local CBS station in Albany.
And she got hammered and she was on the air
like here's like a weather forecast.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
More than fifty million people across the country southeast are
under warnings for sessive heat and boy, don't you know
that one hundred and five degrees in Texas today.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I just spoke with my mother. That's what she's dealing with.

Speaker 11 (01:03:07):
It's a major heat wave, and it is it's just
heading everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
We're so lucky. It's only eighty degrees here. We are
really lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
You're in the Capitol region.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I mean, let me tell you about that. These areas
are reaching such areas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I mean, she's just reaching to paint the picture.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
She's like cross eyed, her hair's all crazy. She had
spent the day at a wine festival street yeah, every
night me too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
To answer your question, she did get a job in
the Dallas area, which I believe she lost after getting
drunk and throwing a margarite at her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Okay, yeah, because also when she was on CBS Albany,
she was talking about the street festige she had just
gotten back from. Right, So well, hello, good up, Tonon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I'm telling me this morning.

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
If you watched us this morning starting at six am,
seven am, I told you you know what today what
a beautiful day outside.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
It is just.

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Amazing and so a great time for outdoor music. The
Powers Park Concert series kicking off this afternoon, and we
got there early because they started a two pm and so,
like I said, it is just so amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I'm sorry she made the news entertaining everybody fired for
six pm.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
On a Sunday news. Who gives a damn?

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
She's in.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
All the Yeah, a TV programmer that had a set
of kahonas. They would put her on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Every night and crush it. Heather, you are killing but
they're all prude. Maybe right after rehab, you know. That's
that's what the corporate people would do. If you were
on the air like that, they'd make like, we're not
going to fire you, but we have to make you
go to something to make you boring.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
Yeah, if you show up drunk, they can fire you.
If you're drinking on the job, they send you to
rehabad tip.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Before.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
How do you know this? I have friends, man, I
didn't know there was a difference. Good, All right, more
wood the show is coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
I got diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
My mouth is trying a Woody show. The trance letter
of the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
This could be the easiest question we've ever had I'm
super smart is not important to me. The trance letter
of the English alphabet is what you don't retake any
value in that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
You worry the Woody Show. All right, we are into
another new mount hour. Easy for me to hand the
hours trying to find what we need for our next segment.
Here there we go. All right, another hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here,

(01:05:59):
give us your valuable time. This morning, my name is Woody.
That is Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here, Good
morning Gina Gradin. There is Sea Mate. We've got Sammy
and we got Morgan here. Take it. You calls eight
seven seven forty four Woody. You can send us a
text if you'd like. Over to two to nine eight seven. Now.

(01:06:21):
The first thing we're gonna do this hour is go
to Greg Gory for some immature applies to text messages.
And I think Greg kind of fell out of love
with doing this for a while, but that's why we
don't do it as often as we're used to. But
people still like it. It's what the people like, that's
what the people know. These are real text messages that

(01:06:41):
have come into the text two to nine eighty seven,
and Greg will be sending these replies after he gives
us a couple options and we help him decide which
one we're going to go new pick.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
All right, how about text number one? Next number one
is from the eight one eight? Why does Woody keep
having bort on? He's consistently low energy and uninteresting. So
a couple of odds the whole thing, that's the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Why does what to keep it on? He is consistently
low energy and uninteresting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Going to file that under action items?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Gay? How about why?

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Because every time he talks it makes you angry, and
we feed off your tears the same way your mom
feeds off dog mayo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Dog dog mail. Okay, okay, I might be hard to beat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Another option, Okay, okay, this one, Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
I worked on this way too long and I'm not
proud of it. But something along the lines of too bad.
Your dad hadn't been low energy with this pull out
method in your mom's nuthole, so we could hear less
from your opinion hole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
This is gonna be that's really good, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Nuthole an opinion hole.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Had not been low energy, put texture would not be there,
Bort's studio is all torn up. I would go to
uh born on this one. Hey, Bory, once you run
on in, I would like to uh all right, so
he is he coming in?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
That's tough man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Sorry, we're gonna give Borts more Mike time hearing Yes, sorry, texture, yeah,
sorry text for you? All right, They're gonna be so depressed.
Now did you hear again? Did you hear the replies?

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Yes, which one do you like the best? I'll let
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Let's let's there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I'm a big fan of reply number one.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
How a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Don BYO is great? However the pullout game one? That's it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Okay, that's the best one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Love it. I think it's great. You understood it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
It's kind of a thinker, Yeah, Greg brack.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
From that response control see control B By the way,
it's a trick that Greg learned not that long past.
Yeah to copy, who used to like type them all
out again? Even already I had all this computer prosted.
Sometimes I just take the long rude one day, I'll
here you go. Eight one Bort is great?

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Let me click on make sure this is not a
troll the previous question reply men, it sucks No I'm
looking now me love Greg sending you hugs? When and
where is the prom nine? Okay, ye move, we have
a knew what would Morgan do for money? Okay? Yeah,
alright right nice? All right, that's good, So there you go.
All right, Okay, Gregory's immature applies to text messages.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
One more, also from the eight eight. Can we put
a what jar in front of Gina? You don't have
to respond to every syllable that comes out of Woody's mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
What's that like a you know, like swell like a swear?
Like a swear?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, anyway, like if we're in a conversation like what Yeah, sorry, sorry,
I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
The one great three? Nice way to go, Greg gry
smoke that guy like a piece of good comes. I
feel so special anytime? Anytime? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Can we put a what jar in front of Gina?
You don't have to respond to every syllable that comes
out of Woody's mouth. So this one's super simple. We'll
get a what jar when your mom gets a butt
slut jar? Damn you feel me, dog?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Wash the money file up? I do you know it
would end with it? You feel me? Dog? You are
the master because their mom likes what but and not
just like likes it but no, cray satiable. I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
And then how about worry less about what comes out
of Gina's mouth and more about all the beef bullets
cramming their weight in to your mom's meat puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
I've not heard that one on the end. Yeah, you
gained me on the end.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Meat puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Oh, it's I think it's after, you know, it's after.
It's just been absolutely obliterated.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Yeah, meat, it's like swampy roasty.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
I gotta say the meat puddle is creative, genius.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, obliterator got to number one. Number one. Now where
we have to go meat puddle, we do more scriptory,
so number two scriptori scriptury. Yeah, I'll go with the
number two as well. So good words and upsetting sea

(01:11:48):
Bass's great.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Oh my god, meat puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I have control seed, I have controlled v And now
we're sending done done, all right, nice work? Thanks what
ye beautifully? Oh, since we're kind of on the topic,
I thought this is pretty cool. Carrie Underwood, you know
Carrie Underwood, Yes, Carrie Underwood, k Underwood. Yeah, Carrie Underwood.

(01:12:13):
She was doing a thing with E News, and she
was telling them how she's approached social media and this
is a good lesson I think for a lot of people.
She said that she learned this from Joe Rogan and
it's a thing called post and ghost. So basically she
wants you to know that it's really important to remember
that the Internet or social media specifically, or texts in

(01:12:35):
a lot of ways, like these kind of texts, it's
not the real world. And it took her a long
time to realize that. She says, quote, I'm forty two
years old. Do I care if somebody doesn't like my
hair today or if this thing I sang or how
I sang it. I don't. So if I want to
post something, I'm just going to do it and leave
it there. And by the way, that also means no

(01:12:55):
reading the comments. Yeah, post whatever you. I do think
it's weak when like people disable comments. Yeah, definitely, it's
one thing if you disable comment going look, man, I
know that people are going to use this to make
fun of whoever this person is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
There's like a story party. There's a story about a
kid in some way, shape or form, and they go,
all right, this kid, there's gonna be the really means
that I understand. But like when you are putting yourself
out there and you're taking a position on something that
could be considered strong or on anything, but you're putting
yourself out in the public taking a position and you

(01:13:33):
turn the comments off, that's pretty weak.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
It's lamb.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
I think it's really weak. I've never heard that. Posting ghosts.
I think it's pretty good. Posts that's good. Yeah, posting
ghosts because it's not real life. No, none of it is. No,
it doesn't matter. Carry underwood.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
If you're incal media, you wouldn't even know that people have.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
That's we're trying to explain who carry underwood is by
just saying carry carry underwood.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
We're gonna take a shot quick underwood carry out what
he shows next.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Hang on, fellow comrades and mediocrity.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
I want you to listen very careful. You can all
go straight to half something to let you know about
we got medicine board. They're gonna be at the grand
opening of Raising Canes and you kaipa, Yeah, that's the
corner of twelfth and you cut how far is you
kuipa from the radio station? Our half if we're lucky. Yeah,

(01:14:29):
now is that with no traffic, it's an hour and
a half, okay, so or I might have to leave
like immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
But raising Canes did say that they're going to bring
even more giveaways the time that we're going to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
So we always have a lot of giveaways of these things. Yeah,
but they're gonna bring even more. That's from two to
four pm. So if you're out in the area or
a plan to be out in the area of you
kaipa tomorrow Medicine Boort will be out there from two
to four giving away stuff. Dude. I got to get
the hell out of here tomorrow as well, because tomorrow
I'm doing a blood test I gotta do. It's one
of those fasting You're going to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Be delightful tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
We have the worst schedule for that, yeah, I know,
the worst that. And also I finally made the appointment
because I have to have a consultation for the colonoscopy.
Yeah you get lucky in little finger bang mate.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah, if you're lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Actually, I never realized these consultations were a thing. It's
just the moment you should just be talking, should be yeah,
stars I fingering, Yeah, yeah, So yeah, but the prep
for that. See, I think that's you gotta do that
on a Friday. That's how you're doing yours.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Because it's just you're just flushing the system and flushing
the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
For twelve hours though, right, And I don't eat much
in the morning. Yeah, but I'm already dreading it because
knowing that you can't eat makes you starve totally, Salidate.
It's the Woodie Show, The Woodie Show, all right, welcome
back everybody. Ho all right, So we had Greg's immature
replies to text messages right before break. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
What what what was?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
What was the term that we liked a lot?

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
And then the first one was about board said what
he was low energy? And uh, consistently low energy and uninteresting.
But we feed off the tears the way your mom
feeds off dong.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
So Bort saw that text message come in last week
and we forwarded it to h to Greg and then
Bort did a little bit more digging into that, and uh,
he made it. He made a discovery. Oh yeah, he
looked inside and said I am I am low energy
and boring. No, yeah he did, he didn't. Actually, here

(01:16:55):
comes here comes Bort obviously has a shadow, looming shadow.
He's moving with a very little the looming shadow. Yeah. Anyway, so,
uh hey board, welcome back and so like. Yeah, so
he looked into the because we can see, like when
somebody sends a text, Okay, we could see all the

(01:17:15):
other texts that they send it mobiles eighteen souh. We
printed off all the text messages that this per same
person has sent thirty six pages. Damn. Now hold on,
this is this is how it sounds when you I mean, look,
it's it's a ton, it's it's a lot. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Anyway, the phone number on there is you know, they
got the phone number on there? Who sent it? Yeah,
see you can see at the top and uh so
the last four digits of the number is one eight
seven nine. Uh huh one eight seven nine. Now here's

(01:18:02):
here's the phone number, menace. I'm gonna show it to
you at the top here. Okay, all right, can you
can you see that? Now? Is it the same or
is it a different number than this number here? Okay,
so it's the same number that's on all the stickers

(01:18:23):
that Sea Bass leaves on people's cars for cartnerd Ye.

Speaker 12 (01:18:29):
Six pages that sex. Now that's a deep people say,
that's a deep fancing. You can screw up any number right,
people say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
People say, people say, hey, what do you show when
it's time for commercials or music or whatever. What are
you guys doing in that time or what are you
guys talking about in that time? And we have always
wondered because we have a setup. Sea Bass is a
very unique position here on the show, whereas he pretty

(01:19:00):
much does just the stuff that he wants to do
or that he wants to participate. And there are certain
things that I say, hey, man, I'd really like you
in here for this segment or that segment. But otherwise
he has the ability to be involved in all of them.
It's up to him that you know, whether he wants
to be involved in those or not. But a lot
of times he is just sitting in the office and
he is on the computer and work. And Vaughn noticed

(01:19:21):
on text messages apparently because v because Vaughn sees like
he's on the text a lot, and we assume that
he's running back to some people, but apparently here you're at, Yes,
he's texting into the show as if he's a listener.

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
Well, that's that's the assumption here. No, it's okay anyway,
So men menace. Can someone not spoof any phone number
out there? Oh yeah, okay, so tell me tell me
to tell the truth. Yes they can, so if they had,
this would be a great little like dig at me
to like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
So how far to like twenty twenty one? So uh
so let me let me let me read something and
you could tell me if these are these sound like
Sea Bass or not? Okay, Okay. When it comes to people,
I broke it out into different things about people on
the show, nitpicking, wording on things. Uh, let's see, there's

(01:20:14):
also one here supporting himself. There's also one called make playing,
make believe, pretending to be somebody completely different altogether. So
this person's a real psychopath what you're saying? Yes, your words? Okay.
I like so the Texas. I like blank people. I
like blank more than people, dog's mascots, et cetera. Isn't

(01:20:37):
the interesting, funny, unique take that Bort thinks it is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I mean it's true, Okay, I support this, agree with.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
And Gina and Sea Bass give Greg some comedy lessons.
When somebody does a great impression, don't copy them, just
set them up like sea bass. Now. The other thing
is doesn't spell sea bass correctly ever A right, it's
it's it's c bass or s e A. I mean

(01:21:05):
it comes on the text all the time. That's sure. Sure, Okay,
Sammy worst instincts in radio. I mean that's now. This
these these, these next two, these next two came in
while Greg was out, while he was with his parents
after his brother passed away. Greg is going to be
so rested after his free two week vacation. Also, uh,

(01:21:29):
Greg took a major vacation this month. Yeah, that's what
that was. It was a vacation. Got to give it
to Sammy. She out bores everyone every weeks. Did Gina
learn these listening and gas lighting skills in therapy?

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Because he's always talking about gas lighting and therapy?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah? Uh so, Wait what did Bort mean with his
some type of look comment? Or is he just being
unfunny and uninteresting as useful? By the way, there was
there was a number that we're targeted at board. That's
not nice, no offense, But what you say and Gina
s A M M Y and g E E n
A do decide shoot down the fun ideas Sammy is

(01:22:12):
a jumper in her. Sea Bass will set up an explanation,
and as he's about to pay it off, she jumps
in with nonsense.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
It's so interesting that this person is I mean they're
listening with ears like well, yes, sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Like there, Hey Morgan, let's see this one is for you.
It says, uh, Morgan has entered the phase of working
out where it has become her personality.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
He baited me with that one too, because I texted
back all mad. Okay, See, I'm convinced what he has
no idea about the FCC. He just used an explicit
sexual term about oral sex. I have a better understanding
from all my years and from my dealings with the
FCC in the past that yeah, have a pretty good idea.

(01:22:58):
Did Bort learn how to be a blanket from Sammy?

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Yeah, not fair?

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yes, you guys stopped doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
I know I'm off. I know I'm off the hook
because I can't spell any of this stuff. Bort is
just not good on the air, is greg Okay? He
repeated both what both Sea Bass and Gina said right there.
Sammy is bad his whole radio thing.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
G and Sammy don't understand anecdotes versus overall trends.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Sounds like something a researcher would say, right, sounds a
smart guy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Yeah, there's the jar no offense, but Bort sucks on
the mic, there's a little I love what he tells
a bad story. And then Greg is like, oh my god,
all right, I mean you're getting some laps in the room.
No judgment because knowing it's from you, No judgment. Did
Sammy listen to the Woody Show before she got hired
or did you just want a job on the radio. No,
I don't think she did listen to the show. She

(01:23:50):
was working on another radio.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
I've been very open about that. I didn't listen to
other radio shows at all other than the one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
I was on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Huh My twelve year old daughter said, that's so random,
just like Greg. Okay, now let's go to the twelve
year old daughter. Right, let's go to the nicking, which
we all know speaking of nitpicking, nipicking this person's text,
we really are, because there's thirty six pages. We just
kind of whittled them down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I actually think I have more angry text than you do.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Yeah, so I had I had Gina go through all
thirty six pages, and then she kind of did the
pass of it, and then I did the pass of it,
and then I organized a little bit. Uh, this is
the nitpicking the wording. You're always thinking, we're going to
get regular news, but these are trending news headlines, you
guys rule. So this is where all that whole thing
about the nitpicking over the text of people going.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Thing and a smart thing to stop down on and
a radio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Yeah, why does what he say hit us up with
that text? Is he trying to sound street? I try
to send that text, but my phone will only allow
me to send a text. This is very sea as
trust and that says sorry, Yeah we did address because
then I said sorry. Now that the texter messaged it,
I can't stop hearing when what he says hit us
up on that text? He is definitely he's replying to

(01:25:02):
his own text.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
He or she.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
By the way, these are not trending news headlines. You're
just reading the news. That word covers the other. Well,
I do support that. Wait, hold on, everybody, Gina's reading
more than the headline. She's reading the actual stories. Tell
her to stop. Woodie, thank you for giving us the
original gangster version of this song. It sounds so cool

(01:25:25):
when you put it that way, it must have been
like alien an farm, smooth criminal and like yeah, like
what was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
By time?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Greg, It is not random to send glasses to a
lens crafters. We thought you knew what words mean. Are
you a twelve year old girl? Thank you Woody for
quote getting after it today? You are really going after whatever.
It is really harder than normal this morning. That is random.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
That's pretty the context.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
I guess, well, because there are some days I schedule
a lot of you know, bigger what could be end
up like longer segments. Then we have necessary time for
so I'll say the dude ambitious hour. Yeah, you know,
because like we're trying to get to a lot of
stuff here, so let's let's kind of keep It's kind
of more of a reminder for the rest of us
in the room. Let's keep it moving. Uh oh yeah.
This is when Sea Bass was on location doing that

(01:26:15):
movie with Perry Caravello and Ohio Yeah, me too. You
won't be checking in randomly with Sea Bass. You're just
not going to spin a wheel to determine when you
talk to him. You will check in quote periodically, appreciate.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
This is me, by the way, Why would I Why
would I put lead an obvious trail of clues by
using the same number that's already a public.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Over the course over the course of four years. This
is a troll job by an obvious troll. The Sea Bass,
ever get pissed when what he plays clips that he
could have used for the Weekend Audio. Sea Bass is
exactly correct about Corey Feldman, s n L. Bill Maher
and many others have him on after they bag on him.

(01:27:01):
It is intellectually curious. These are all this extreme exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
This is inter office conversation exactly right that we also
had that conversation on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
It's very Why does Greg hate that Sea Bass got hired?
Wasn't what he about to quit and dissolve the show
until Sea Bass Sea Bass showed up. Those are two
different things. We brought that up on the air. Those
are Those are two different things. It really sucked like
the first nine months and I kind of was following
the things the way that he did it, and then
I said, We're going to do things our own way.
And that's when I said, you know what, I'm not
going to hire this producer person that you want us

(01:27:31):
to hire. I'm going to hire the person that we
want to hire, which was him. Yeah, i'll babe. Mistakes
for me starting to think that Gina might be a
little slow. The one that clip was saying exactly what
medicine Sea Bass have been saying. I just wh told
Sea Bass that Bravo had been doing dram in real
estate shows for a while now. Sea Bass didn't pout
and wine that not everyone knows everything. He accepted it

(01:27:51):
and moved on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Sounds like a mature person.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
The show does run a lot more smoothly without Sea Bass.
Everyone just kind of agreed. He doesn't really say anything
interesting or controversial.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
And moves on in the work of a very sick
individual and choosing on this person who I will give
him that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
This is a level nine troll. I hate to agree
with stupid Sea Bass spelled differently again, but he's right
about the championship thing. It's not a big coincidence. Sadly,
Sea Bass different spelling again is correct. There are new
episodes coming out next year, but the other new ones
are from a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
But I don't know what that's about it guess oh yeah, right, I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Was getting this is like three or four years whatever,
you would think for as much harm and because what
he watches, he'd get basic principle that you can't cram
a bunch of appliances into a power strip. Sea Bass
smarter yet again, shaking my head. This is extensible. Plug
it into the wall, not into the board. Okay, Menace
and Sea Bass with straight facts on therapy. Sea Bass

(01:28:56):
always cites his source when he plays a clip, not
what Seed Bass said. The IRS site does say that
he can come after they can come after you ten
years later. Sea Bass was right, we always had tons
of energy as kids. Body was a low tea kid too,
no offense. But Sea Bass sniffed out that Morgan doesn't
really lift weight quite easily. Thank you Sea Bass for

(01:29:17):
pointing out false enthusiasm from people on the show. Can
we all just submit that Sea Bass was a trazillion
percent correct about the fight shares to what seas not
just repeating what the last person said about the fires.
And then I'll give you just a couple more things here. Okay,
this is where he's playing make believe. I'm a woman,
and I know I'm going but I do have a

(01:29:38):
vagina question for my fellow ladies. Does having a period
make you talk out of the side of your mouth?
That's clearly I don't know. Said I did a modeling
gig once got paid a good amount for like barely
showing anything. My great great uncle was a West Virginia
coal miner, and he said that you used to use
one bird or sometimes a mouse. We were talking about

(01:30:00):
going disturbing. Yeah, all right, I drive one of those camaros. Okay,
I don't know that was about, but apparently he does.
Anyone going skiing this season? They wondering great time at
the takeover. They're they're replying about what a great time
they had, So who would do Like that's a weird
thing to be talking about that. That's not a random troll. Yeah,

(01:30:21):
I enjoyed this text. They will.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Yeah, they only have They only have a couple of numbers.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Yeah, I could pull up the text from that number
if I do, and if that is indeed my number, No,
I could do it right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Now in front of Sammy. I could do it. And
you guys want to touch anything that she doesn't see?

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
All right? Come on, yeah, dude, just yeah, I mean,
you're you're the guy who's caught in bed with another
chick and she's going, what the hell is this? Yeah,
I don't know what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
What you think? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Could be c Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
It's a hologram.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Yeah all right, Well anyway, sea beast you are. I'll
tell you what, if you didn't get employee of the
month for other things, you would definitely get a fan
texture of the month four.

Speaker 8 (01:31:10):
Years, let's say, hypothetically. Hypothetically, which again there's no proof.
In fact there's proof or not. This is just like
a good person serving up topic points.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
For you guys to come back to.

Speaker 8 (01:31:19):
Like this would be a like Howard hoard Stern used
to have writers who would write him like, oh, talk
about this, and he'd have a little screen that would pope, you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Work here, and you could just pass it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Or pass it to assaulting all the people that you worksulted.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
That's not me defeeding a guy who is about efficiency
and not wasting time to feed it through the text
and hopes that we might see it and take it
as like, you know, I would take it more seriously
from you as a producer on the show than I
would there's some random texture.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
Yeah, this is kind of sad, just I mean photographer
speaking anyway, Well, thank you for all the text Sea
Beasts that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
That was great work.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Oh yeah, you know googling.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Yeah, well you know when you have a troll text
back within thirty seconds and something happening again thirty six pages? Yeah,
all right, more what he shows now? Thanks Jane.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Show one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
All right, welcome back, man. There's so much more to
cover here. Obviously, the text are blowing up. People are
not happy, well something not happy. I don't think. I
don't know why anybody would be surprised. Well, that's true,
very unsurprising, and it a new low.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Oh my god, as we say all the time, it
tracks like it's it's on it's on character Yeah right,
which specific it makes me?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
It makes me laugh, and it honestly just makes me
laugh more more than anything I know. Oh yeah, like
the Idaho Killer going on. I tell you, there's thirty
six pages of text to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yeah, he's our number one fame to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Number one text he from like twelve feet away was
engaged and then uh, Gina is also convinced that these
are also his.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Oh there's there's another number.

Speaker 11 (01:33:13):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
It's gonna be weird, but I welcome Greg's replacement. Let's see,
I'm worried about my bills. Woof bored. Not funny, So
there it goes again.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Morgan lies that Sea Bass spelled differently again ignored her
at the Porno Awards, and Samuel lies that he doesn't
fill the copier properly. Yeah, so funny. What's already Burger
Media rare here, Burger Media rare.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Bitch is so needy because I'm Russian.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
He's the best, honestly, the wise. Okay, everybody bear with
me on this follow up to all thirty six pages
of Sea Bass is texting into the show from the
cart and ARC's phone number as mort uncovered, and we
read through some of them, and I don't think there's

(01:34:11):
anybody in this room who doesn't believe it's Sea Bass.
But you know, we expected as much of a defense
from Sea Bass. Here's here's where we're kind of running
too a problem. I gotta take a break for there's
a bunch of people, a bunch of radio stations who
are done for the day. They're programming ends of the
Woodie Show right now. We will continue this conversation, So
don't go anywhere. Uh and if anybody. If your station

(01:34:33):
is cutting away and you go to commercials, just know
that you can hear the rest of this conversation on
today's podcast, because we have stations that are joining and
dropping out throughout the day. Yeah, just get our podcast
and you can hear the rest of the conversation. Apologies,
but man, that ran long. Yeah, all right, we're back on. Okay,

(01:34:59):
now we're back okay, okay, nice uh, Morgan, we get
We've never had to do something like this before. I
think this is a first breaking. This is a first.
It's that big. This is the first, right, So on
the on the on the sea bass texting thing, thirty
six pages of text messages on all kinds of things
here as some of the other just criticizing ones. Jesus Christ,

(01:35:22):
it's too bad knowing the studio is good at improv
or stand up. It feels like Danville would have been
a great opportunity to have someone pretend to be him
and expand on his story instead of just making barking noises.
I'm not sure what that is Danville, Danville, Danville.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Might be Denville.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Oh maybe what was it? That was the guy?

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
Because because that's a weird name. Yeah, the guy that's
the Denville Curry guy. Thank you, Gina for not lying
about how much better androids are. You are also cute
reading the commercial wording as if it's natural banter.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I mean, like our job. Okay, classic lying woman syndrome
from the ladies. People tell lisso she's gorgeous, and girls
say you're hot just so you'll.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Say they're hot. That's called I learned a new term
for that. It's called yes lighting. Yeah, oh yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Like so if you say Lizzo's hot, they have to say,
oh so are you yes lighting?

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Because you know it's not true, but you're saying yes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
They just want I didn't think we'd hear Austin Powers
clips on the radio this century, but you guys made
it happen. Wow, what was it? Uh? I think we're
talking about lasers on something and steronomy of the laser
beams on their heads. A lot of people, especially women,
don't know how to properly lift weights. Weird from a feminism.

(01:36:37):
It's more than likely one of them dult Wait.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Okay, hold on, wait wait what was that she called
her adult?

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Quick, So you're saying this is a new number. No, no,
this is the same one, the same Yeah, to be
fair to.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
This person, which I don't care about one way to
the other. Right, this is it looks bad, but when
it's when you take years of messages and condense them
down and don't you know, no context. So I understand
that we always say text has no context. That's why
people get mad.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
This is the excuse for all of the text correct,
potentially for this person. I'm trying to help out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Now, I will say, and here's the thing, I'm not
mad about it. In fact, I get great joy entertainment.
It's great, this is great for the show. This is
a great thing. And this is exactly what Sea Bass does, right,
This is who he is, like, this is the kind
of stuff that he's enjoyed. So I didn't think he'd be,
you know, sending all these things over these text messages
or whatever. But we know that he battles with people

(01:37:27):
on the text all the Yeah, but he.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Battles in third person. Doesn't coose either some tribes.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
But I will I will say that, you know, Sea
Bass does a lot of great things for the show.
I think he does a really good job. That's why
he's gotten Employee of the Month before even though he
doesn't want it. You know, he does what he's supposed
to for the show, and we have created a job
here for him where, like I said before, he gets
to do the things that he really wants to do
without any of the things he didn't want to do. However,

(01:37:53):
a lot of these notes would be the notes of
someone who would be like, I don't know the executive
producer of the show, which he gave up straight. So
if you wanted to be the executive producer, you should
have just maybe stayed in the executive producer.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Well, that's it comes at first.

Speaker 8 (01:38:07):
Off, that comes with a lot of as a side issue,
that comes with a lot of nonsense with that he
doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
To do, which again I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
I mean that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:14):
The quick story about that is I was literally dressed
as a dog and I was changing into a dog
costume out of my trunk outside of a taco bell
and I'm getting messages from that Australian guy that used
to work here about some nonsense for something that didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Matter to what.

Speaker 8 (01:38:28):
He knows this because he blows that guy off all that,
or used to blow that guy off all the time correct,
and I what am I doing here?

Speaker 9 (01:38:34):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:38:35):
Which which am I doing? Am I dressing as a
dog a good at taco bell? Or am I dealing
with your nonsense?

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Sea Bass SeaBASS came to me and said, hey, I
don't think I really want to be the executive producer anymore.
Great he brings a lot of great stuff with these
other things that he really truly enjoys doing, and I
want him to be able to do that. He didn't
want to be getting here every day at three o'clock
in the morning anymore. We figured that out meetings with sales.
I said, hey, man, here's I'm saying. It's evolved over
the years, and I think he's got I got to say,
I think he's got the best job of anybody here

(01:39:01):
because it's just the stuff he wants to do and
nothing else. But he does have the ability to be
a part of one of things if he wants to.
It's just like you know, he doesn't need to. I say, hey,
I'd like to have you here for this, this, and
this and to be and the rest of the stuff.
Is am I wrong on? This is completely up to do?
And I say, hey, man, I would love you to
be part of everything.

Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
But to also be fair, it's not like the show,
because you know it's a good match for the show. Tonally,
it's not like you guys were like, Okay, see Bass,
we really need someone to go to whatever the classic
car show and talk to enthusiasts about their hot like
you like. The stuff we do is stuff I tend
to like in general. So it's not like, hey, we
got a library grand opening. We need you at ten
a m On Sunday, thank god?

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Yeah, correct, all right, So and for that, I will
also say, while it is a fun job, this is
still a business and it's still a job, and it's
it's not an easy job by way of a lot
of things like the schedule. For one, the schedule. Obviously,
I just think the schedule has given me a trial fibrillation.
But we'll see about You have the best schedule of everybody,
so if you have a natural frivula, the.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
Rest of us have legal.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
A heart monitor as we speak. Yeah, So anyway, asking
for sympathy, I was just about to give it to you.
It's a tough job because of number one of the hours.
Also to there's a high level of expectation because there's
a high level of expectation on us as a show
from the company that we work for and the affiliates
that we're on and everything else. And so I have
a high level expectation of, you know, a detail attention

(01:40:30):
to detailed effort being a part of things. And maybe
sometimes that's where the you know, over enthusiasm comes from,
because I think people they want to be in the may,
they want to participate, right, So there's just a lot
of pressure and it's not for everybody, and I don't
think it's something that people can just do forever. I
don't I'm not gonna be doing it forever. However, there

(01:40:51):
have been some people along the way, and I'll bring
up Julianne because she was really kind of the first
person of note that left. And it's because I had
no idea by choice. They told me three minutes he said, Hey,
we're bringing julian in right now. We're gonna let her go.
I'm like, why, because they were doing these cuts. And
so at that point I went to the company and
I changed the language of my deal. They can no
longer get rid of anybody unless I agree to it.

(01:41:13):
And that means exactly what you all think of me,
and radio loves doing that in general. And so therefore
I went and I controlled that situation for that variable
from this point forward. Randy had an entry level position
here and he went and got a job at the NFL,
crushed that, and now has another job working at a
different company. He's doing great. He's traveling all over the place,
which is the.

Speaker 8 (01:41:33):
Nature of the business, because you can't like we can't like,
oh you really get at the Way show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
You can't just make three Woody shows.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
So Eric Nick Soundway whatever, same deal, got offered a
job at the NFL. Wanted better hours, his wife was
about to have a you know, a baby there very
surely he could change up his life style.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Great.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Even Christina, who is nuts and we you know, nice girl,
nice girl, she couldn't swing doing both this full time
and going to school for to be a therapist to work,
which I think she is a therapist. Now I'll say
about Cameron. Cameron, we offered him a new job. We
offered not a new job, We offered him a new

(01:42:11):
contract with a raise. And Cameron was like, you know,
I was talking to school. He was like literally crying
to me about like how he couldn't do the hours,
and I said, well, let me, you know, let me
see what I let me, let me see what I
can figure out whatever. And so he came back to
me and he said, hey, I'm going to take a job,
even though he had time left on his contract and

(01:42:33):
the comedy didn't want to let him out of contract.
I figured out what because I get it, and he
was a good he was a good worker for us,
left the contract early.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
And now he's a great table dancer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
No, but here's what I Okay, here's the one thing
I about that whole situation. I don't get the person. Yeah,
so the person that he went to go work for
after he left this show is the same person that
almost daily, I would say, basically on a daily basis,
he would make fun of and rip on and talk
crack about, talk terrible things about that. Yeah, about what

(01:43:03):
a psycho this person was, and like awkward. So that's
where I was kind of like, wow, that's kind of weird,
Like why would you want to go work for? So
that's the one thing. But while he was here, he
was I thought he did a great job. I treated
him as such, and you know, to the point where
we got him a new contract in the race, he
wanted to go do something else.

Speaker 8 (01:43:22):
Fine, he was, I will say this as much as
Cameron and a menace, an eyebag on Cameron. He was professional,
showed up at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
He would spaz out a little bit, but that was,
you know, part of his charm. Uh. And then uh,
let's let's address the elephant in the room, Ravy, okay,
because I would love to tell you exactly the ins
and outs of that entire situation. I got no secret,
nothing to hide on my side. However, legally, thanks to
the iHeart lawyers, I am not allowed to speak about

(01:43:51):
it yet. And if you want to know why that is,
you should ask Ravy. That's all I gotta say about Hi,
because that's all I can say about it. When I'm
allowed to. You better believe that I will absolutely give
everybody the story top to bottom, left to right, And
all I will say at this point is that everybody
earns their way on this show on a daily basis.

(01:44:12):
And so that's there's back to that expectation. Because it's
a business. At the end of the day, this is
a job. We all have responsibilities. So the minute I'm
allowed to legally say anything about it. You bet I will.
And if you have a question as to when that
might be, feel free to ask raybe That's it, I
agree with you. Yeah. But otherwise, I mean, everybody does

(01:44:34):
a great job here on the show, and I'm happy
to that. I really love this group of people that
we've got. I think we've got a really good too.
I think we've been having a lot of fun I have.
I think it's been fantastic. It's something. It just feels different.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
I never left so much and so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Yeah. But anyway, and then, and that includes Sea Beast,
going back.

Speaker 8 (01:44:54):
To that whole time, say this, don't you just admit
it you don't do I'm gon beyond that, I'm gonna
put a bounty out, what hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
This guy.

Speaker 8 (01:45:05):
Hundred bucks? They turned themselves in. They probably don't have
receipts because there's probably on the service. But if you
want to at least talk to why But why? Because
because I want to. I want to support some of
the Texters who say things like SeaBASS would never have
linked an easily traceable phone to do this stuff. If

(01:45:26):
you think that you're smarter than everybody, if you google
the first and then that's and I'm the first thing
that comes up.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
That's an obvious did you google it before? But what
about your other numbers?

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Did you text what other numbers? Did you google it
before this?

Speaker 8 (01:45:41):
No, I'm saying I know exactly because I don't know. No, No,
I know that numbers out there because on that number,
on the Cartnark's number. I get texts mostly from fans
and voicemails mostly from fans, but I also get some
like troll texts saying like, oh, I'm gonna leave all
so I know the numbers out on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
He's going to die on the town.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
How come this number hasn't trolled you though, that's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
I don't say, God bless you. I don't try to
make small talk about your weekend in the hallways. You know, uh,
I appreciate you for what you are. Likewise, and that's.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
The stupid boring.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah, a lot
of like well, when we be able to going back
to that, when we be able to again. If you
want to know when I'll be able to talk about
you can ask Raby. That's a that's a question one
thousand percent for Raby. You could talk to her about it.
Are we still friends? Absolutely not and never will be
at this point, and you can ask Ravey about that

(01:46:40):
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Pending for their developments.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
Right, we're gonna legally we're gonna take a break more
what he shows next?

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right, So it's a it's Monday.
As we mentioned to my os today, Tea Bass, revenge
of the fifth, because you know Darmer's Day yesterday made
the fourth fourth says Revenge of the fifth. What does
that mean? It means it is the day after the fourth,
So Revenge of the fifth. We're continuing. We're continuing. Yeah, Telly,

(01:47:12):
is World Hand Hygiene Day. Wash your hands, people hands.

Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
There's so many songs when you are on a cruise
ship about washing your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Yeah, so you don't get what is it nor irons. Yeah,
we gotta remember that we're going on a cruise. Wash
your hands, have to start washing my hands, washy, washy. Now,
I mean there are people who are crazy with the
hand sanitizer, like it's it's become almost like an O
C D type of like a crutch every two seconds.
You see some people that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
But it's so good, it's so drying, though, then you
need lotion.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
Right after Greg Day is Melanoma Days. Melanoma Monday, Well,
I meaning in uh, you know, talk about the sunscreen.
I mean Greg is just blessed. He doesn't really burn.
Yeah he does, but I get not easily real fast.
Isabelanoma Monday. It's the Museum Lover's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
Culture.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
There are a couple of museums I like science centers
kind of thing, like the you know, the Smithsonian. I thought,
I mean it's not it wasn't fun, but I thought
the nine to eleven Museum was powerful. It was really cool.
Did you do a thumbs up photo there?

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
No, I look for Sammy because that's really Sammy's thing. Yeah,
you don't want to steal her. Today is Nail Day,
National Astronaut Day. So congratulations to Katie Perry Day. Sleep
apnea aware to say. Somebody said they just got did
you see that texts? They just got their seapap machine

(01:48:40):
and they took them months because they're insurance. Oh yeah,
just got my seatpap yesterday. What after months of waiting
because my insurance is ass weird. Today is also National
Hagi Day. Go down and get a Hagi eighty text
us over to two two nine eight seven. We've got

(01:49:03):
some birthdays and some porno birthdays coming up here in
a second, but first medicine. Tell us what's popping with entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:49:08):
Yeah, Kanye West and his wife or ex wife who
knows what she is to him, are apparently suing a
Beverly Hills dentist. Now page six is saying this forgetting
the rapper hooked on nitrous oxide. Now, I was just
telling you off the air about this because I've actually
been hearing this through the industry, about this nitrous oxide
thing that has to do with Kanye West. But now

(01:49:30):
it's like public and people are starting to talk about it.
So allegedly this dentist has been hooking them up with
nitrous for fifty thousand dollars a month for the past
three years, allegedly, allegedly they've been doing this, and now
allegedly they're preparing to sue this guy for hooking up
all the nitrous.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Now have you been seeing like the have you seen
those nitrous the huge ones, the big tanks, the big tanks.
They have a dentist office.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
Yeah yeah, but like people like get flavored ones and
stuff that, Yeah, I see it does kill your pain cells.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
So this makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Well a SeaBASS called, Yeah, the galaxy gas is huge.

Speaker 8 (01:50:07):
Enough, there's a bunch of spinoffs and because because they're
only banning it and whatever different places, So then the
new company comes in with the exact same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
Yeah, they're massive. They look like fire extinguishers and people.
I don't know, I know, but remember when, remember way
back when I when I did that walk, Yeah, forty miles,
I saw two of them just laying out on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
You gotta find some no good teams, Greg, I gotta
get one. Where can I find a no good team? Well,
you were big int Whippe's back in the day, right, Yeah,
for about a week I was. I was a whippet addict.
All right, those are the days.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Huh Yeah, crackers And moving on to Sammy's favor subject,
p Diddy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Now did you see this? Last week?

Speaker 6 (01:50:50):
He did get approved to not wear prison clothes when
he's doing his trials, So he has been allowed to
have five different suits, five pairs of pants, five sweaters,
five pairs of socks, and two pairs of non lace shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
I've always wondered, like, why don't they let them wear
something else. In general, you look hell guilty when you're
sitting there an orange jumper.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Yeah. Well, a lot of times these guys are in
uh suit or something, but a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Of times they're not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's
like it looks guilty to me, the jumpsuit leading the
witness already.

Speaker 6 (01:51:24):
Yeah, maybe all right, the jury selection starts today, but
on that trial all right, Well, moving on to a
love of Sea Bass and I Rob Gronkowski and and
another love of of uh Sammy Julian Ellman. They did
a plodcast together and they were talking about the whole

(01:51:45):
Bill Bill a Check thing, the Bill Chick things.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Yeah, you know what there are seen some names.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
Don't look them up here, Billichick, Bill Chick, Bill of Chicks,
Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
Chicks.

Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Well again, they were talking on a podcast about the
drama that was happening when you know, Bilichick's girlfriend stopped
the interview.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
Yeah, what's his name? Belichick? Belichick, Bill Belichick, Bill Belichick.
Well they're talking that menace was busy this weekend, Yes,
all the F one stuff struggling and I did a
run yesterday. Yeah, the Two Bears five K with Bert
Kreischer and Tom Siegert.

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
Yeah, this is when I shine, is when I have
it a long weekend. But anyways, they were talking about
the drama and how she interrupted, and they're actually you know,
giving her props because they said, hey, that's what a
PR person would do in that type of situation. They
she just happens to be his girlfriend, so that's what
a raggy, terrible PR person would do.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Well.

Speaker 9 (01:52:44):
But she's getting him in the news, and I think
that's the point, even like anything she does.

Speaker 8 (01:52:48):
Is getting that though she wasn't playing you know, Okay,
that's okay, Sammy race is an interesting point is what
if all of these stupid blunders and moronic things she's
doing are intentional to what sell his book that no
one's bonding.

Speaker 3 (01:53:02):
Yeah, get him in the news. I mean her wise,
just being in the.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
News is not always good. I don't think she's that
great of a PR berst, but that's why she would
do a gimmick instead.

Speaker 8 (01:53:14):
I don't think she's I'm a controlling a hoole am
I Am my boyfriend is a stupid old dunce.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Book.

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
She also was.

Speaker 9 (01:53:25):
There and a sweatshirt and no pants, Like what is
she doing?

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
Like it's all obviously you.

Speaker 8 (01:53:31):
Know it's okay. So again, there's two options. Either she's
a genius mastermind like Sammy's put positing, or she's a
dumb twenty four year old cheerleader who doesn't know what
she's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Which is more like them both badly right. Yeah, no,
I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
I think she's a kind of genius at all.

Speaker 6 (01:53:45):
We have been in these situations before where a PR
person is screaming in the background one of our interviews.

Speaker 8 (01:53:50):
And that's always you know what that does. It makes
the hosts more comfortable, makes you, makes them want to
invite you on again.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
It reflects really well on the on the guests. This
is one of your people.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
This is a smart person who can handle like easy questions.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:54:02):
Smart move well, moving on to this story, not even
the Joker is safe in Los Angeles because Joaquin Phoenix's
car Wow, JaQuel sold a time to finish the Phoenix's
car got stolen. Jam his car got stolen in front

(01:54:24):
of his house. Oh no, Now you ask what sweet
car got in a car?

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
A cyber would be a cyber, totally weird. It's probably
something based like some classic car.

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
That's the old timey.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
No, it is a unassuming twenty twenty two Volvo suv.
Oh okay it yeah, all right, you got to have that. Yeah,
even the joker's not safe in LA.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
You ready to enjoy your money? Dude, I don't know,
I know, Ferrari or something. Now did you see this?

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
Ed Sheeran shared over two hundred never be seen, never
seen before photos to social media from the mid two thousands.
And they look kind of weird. They look like they're
ai because everyone looks super young. It's like him and
Taylor Swift and all these people from one direction and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
It looks odd because they're younger. Because they're younger, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:55:17):
Because there's this shot with like real like digital cameras
or not like professional photos or anything like that. And
I just recently actually bought a video camera so I
can go back and look at videos from that we
shot twenty years ago greg on actual tape. Yeah, and
it's gonna look so weird because you're gonna look so young.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
You know who got a huge glow up? Harry Styles
because goo, yeah, weird picture.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
How do you feel about that term? Sea bass glow up?
So I feel like I've heard that one more recently,
a lot more.

Speaker 3 (01:55:49):
I thought that was kind of going away quite frankly.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
I've heard swan up got a real yeah, takeover glow up.
I know, A glove seems to be the term of
the moment. I know, but you know how crazy he
is about these? Oh yeah, every well. I hate it
when like someone finds a new term then everyone runs
it into the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:56:07):
Thank you, all right, Greg, you love magic. Did you
see the trailer for Now you See Me doing an
one of those? Yeah, this is like the fifth one,
Now you see Me?

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Do you enjoy? I saw the first one and I
thought it was okay, Oh really I loved the first
Jesse throws car. Yeah, so cool, genius, they were saying.
They're just like, oh yeah, what what was your dog?
Your dog growing up?

Speaker 3 (01:56:34):
When they're on there anyways, yeah, the beginning information it's.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Real life too. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:38):
Well it's called Now you See Me, Now you Don't
And the movie comes out November fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Okay, all right, you read it out, man, I'm going
to put you out of your misery.

Speaker 4 (01:56:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
Dude. He's dying on the vine over there. At least
a couple more Red bulls or what are you drinking
these days? The what's the one? The Welchers, Yeah, Ghost,
I either go sugar red bull are Welchers? The Ghost Welchers,
Welders great cold bruise, Cold brews don't do it for me. Yeah,
he's grown up. Next stop his cocaine. Yeah, that's it.

(01:57:12):
Show this shay, it's Shimar. We're gonna sit the like
it's shivery and you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Adele, who is
thirty seven today. Henry Cable did he say? I thought
it was Cayeh.

Speaker 3 (01:57:34):
I never heard Cavill.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
Superman the DC Universe. Uh, he's forty two. MTV News
legend Kurt Loader first of all, Loader Dog. He's at
eighty years old today. Domestic abuser and singer Chris Brown
is thirty six. Danielle Fischel to Panga from Boy Meets
Bullet butz Boy Meets World. I know, Girl Meets World

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is forty four. Vincent I can't say his last name.
It's a Jarathiser. Pete Campbell on Mad Men, Oh yeah, Pete,
he's forty sixteen. The others, The True Star Family Time.
We do fifty two and then he got Hannah Davis,
the Sports illustrated swimsuit model who married Derek Jeter, and
then I have two kids together. She's thirty five. Your

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porn of Birthday today is Samantha Rone and today's birthday girl.
She has been packed with more nuts than a Snicker's
bar in five hundred and six fine films, including Doctors
Without Boners. She was in Purv City's Department of Double Penetration. Also,
I've been thinking and I think we should bang other
people Volumes one and two, A Greg Gory favorite Lesbian

(01:58:42):
Coming Out Stories, Volume four and who can Forget Her
unforgetto role? And sometimes you just gotta jam out with
your clam out right.

Speaker 3 (01:58:51):
I will say it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:58:53):
Samantha Rone, who is thirty one years old today, and
at your porn of Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Monday morning look at what's happening in the
world of entertainment. We got some more Woodies show coming
up for you next hang on Woody Show. Oh, let's

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Monday podcast. Just hit up the woodieshow dot com coming
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Speaker 5 (02:00:14):
We all love our phones until somebody calls us on
Its true.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
You hate talking about the phone.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
Hate the phone. Texting is the greatest invention of all time.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
It depends on what it is again, quick yes, no answers,
that's a text Otherwise if you need something right away,
and a text is one of those things that people
get around are replying to the phone calls, an immedia
answer or a longer conversation. But don't please don't send
me those big, long, forever texts.

Speaker 5 (02:00:43):
Oh, I'd rather spend half an hour typing.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
You on the phone, say do you have two seconds?
And then I have trust issues because then they won't
let me off the phone.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
All I have to say is, hey, got a roll.
I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 11 (02:00:54):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Yeah, that's it all right anyway, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Wood
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we abud appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch,