FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 7th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today's Wednesday. It's May seventh, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, It's.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Woody, Greg Mannie, Hi, there's Gina, gret Sea Mass is here.
We've got the Sammy Bort and Menji are here holding
things down. The Woody Show makeshift production department, that studio
they normally work in is being torn up as we
speak and remodeled. It'll be nice when that's all done.
So equipment that actually works in there, they become nice. Yeah,

(01:16):
we got von our video producer, and of course Morgan
is here. She's our associate producer and she's taken your calls.
At eight seven seven forty four, Woody asked to call
it to be part of the show this morning. Anything
you'd like to be a part of, topic, contest, whatever
it might be. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody text
us over to nine eight seven coming up for you
on the show this morning, and we caught up on

(01:37):
the trending news headlines. Also the food news. What do
you show food news today? And a celebrity taste drive?
So Woody show Taste Drives. But it's all celebrity food stuff.
So Sammy was talking about there was like a Glenn Powell.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You know how she's always on Glenn Powell's sausage. Yeah,
now she's gonna get it, did she? Fun Sammy finally
achieved it.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
She's she's wanted his sauce and now she's got Uh,
she's got his sauce.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right, smash kitchen and it's uh, what's it fords for?
Like a what do you use it for? There's a
bunch of different stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
So he has two different barbecue sauces, two different mustards,
there's mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, by the way, it is barbecue month.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Oh perfect.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Just in case anybody's wondering, I do love it, I don't.
I do love a good barbecue.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Some of these other celebrity products though that they put
their name and their face on, But are they any good?
Don't just fall for it because you're you're a fan
of Glenn Palell.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You know they've already fallen for I haven't even tried
it yet.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Let's try it you'll love it. We'll see, we'll see
if it's any good. That's coming up a little bit
later on in the show. This morning, we've got the
Birthday's part of birth day entertainment stuff all coming up.
Phones are open, like I mentioned, eight seven seven forty four,
what text over to two two nine eight seven. Mother's
Day is on Sunday, And you guys, guess what I

(02:59):
have right here?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can't flowers for your mom? Nope? Ready to go.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
It is the annual index on how much moms should
get paid.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We get the trillion enough.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's it's always interesting to see how much they think
that job is really working. I'm not worth. I'm not
saying it's not worth, you know something, It certainly is.
It's never worth what they say it is. But they
say it's tough to put a price tag on all
the things moms do for their families, as if they're
the only one doing things for their families.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
But a new report gives it a shot.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Mom's contributions may be priceless, but the latest Mother's Day
Index adds up what moms would make if they got
paid for all of their unpaid work around the house
and for the family. And it's a solar reminder of
just how much moms do. According to the fifteenth Annual
Mother's Day Index, moms would have earned a salary of
one hundred and forty five thousand, two hundred thirty five

(04:00):
dollars for their work at home and with the family
over the past year. That's four percent more than last
year's salary. And it includes everything from cooking meals to caregiving,
to cleaning and providing emotional support. Now they come up
with the amounts. They do this all the time, where
they look at the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, the

(04:21):
wage information to get an hourly rate for the jobs
that moms commonly do, so like the laundry and the
helping with the homework. And they asked me how many
hours each task would take, and they come up with
an annual salary, which is way more fair than it
used to be.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah, it used to be like every jobless full time
exactly like.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Full time show fur.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
They would say, oh, cho for makes full time chef
makes so.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Like one job makes fifty the only makes fifty year.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's already one hundred thousand, not to mention the therapist,
it's one hundred one hundred and you end up with
like four million dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Like I wonder if.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
They do this for dads too, and what's probably not
if they make these calculations for.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Dads, Well, this would be the same if it was
a stay at home.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, it's called whatever he makes it work?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, plus seventy five cents on the dollar, right, true?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, you know damn well, society acts like dads do nothing.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That is true and we're dumb, dumb yeah, always an
I'm like, guys don't know again, how much husbands and
dads are always done? How much would a gardener make?
How much would a mechanic make? You're lucky you have
me because if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't eat oude.
I never found myself before, right, all right, so these

(05:29):
are all the things that mom did. They figure zero
point five hours a week for being an accountant.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Oh, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's about twelve hundred bucks for the year a baker.
But we had that question about you know, what's something
that you hate doing with your kids?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right? Anything requiring baking?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, so uh, you know you'll do it, But what's
something you hate doing? You gets greg we're just talking
off the air. Was like anything evolving flower.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Oh yeah, it gets everywhere.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
That Yeah, four hundred and thirty five bucks for three
hours a week because mom's bake show for slash driver
nine hours a week eighty eight hundred dollars. Childcare worker
forty hours a week thirty three thousand, one hundred and
thirty four bucks.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, a cook kind.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Of redundant though, isn't it. Yes, I mean child care
to incorporate that.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Well, if you're a childcare.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Because there's a childcare and then also elementary school teacher, right,
so the okay, so are you saying childcare for the
first couple.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Hours and then the teacher for the other chunk hours?

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Ill getting homeschool?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, that would be tutor if it was when they're
home with their homework. I was a hero. Pay to me. Yeah,
let's see.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
So childcare worker thirty three thousand, one hundred and thirty
four dollars, cook twelve thousand, five hundred dollars, elementary school
teacher twenty hours a week twenty four thousand, one hundred
and fifty six bucks. Hairstylist because nobody spending that much.
How much time on there on their kids here now
five hundred and forty three dollars landscaping for an hour

(06:59):
a week one twenty two dollars.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Greg's pushing back on that way, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Landscaping, laundry worker four hours a week at thirty two
hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Who's only doing four hours of laundry every day?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
You are a laundry psycho. You you have a problem. She
skews the average.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
She really does a lot made nine forty three dollars,
a meeting planner two thousand dollars for eight hours a week,
mental health counselor five hours a week for about six
thousand dollars, and then also private detective slash investigator.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
Okay, I would just I would just find the rate
of a full time personal assistant and go with that
because you're just assisting everyone, and you know, I get it.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
It's an assistant to a family, right exactly.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah, it's as manager.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
We could never afford to pay moms for all they do,
but a heartfelt thank you is a good start.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (07:57):
Yeah, it's weird because they threw accounted in there, but
like it's sort of a reverse of that. Like let's
say what his wife for most other wives out there,
the way they find ways to waste money, you could
actually pay an accountant to reverse that.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
So the kind of like like they better be like
a doge person. Yeah, like some households need to account now,
by the way, I do know plenty of households where
the dude is the spender, like yeah, yeah, because the
woman's the one who's like paying the bills and keeping
track of what's coming in and what's going on. Oh,
there's doge up in my house.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Now there's also other people I know where it's like
a complete free for.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
All and the uh.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
The wife has a job, and she's got a good job,
like a job that pays six figures, and she spends
every dime plus more on top of that just on
Amazon every year. Yamn, just on Amazon every year. And
then you know, if you what he earns pays for everything.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, so basically she's working forty hours a week for
her Amazon shop.

Speaker 11 (08:57):
For her money is she just costs throwing things away
and donating things because eventually you run out of space.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
We'll find a way. Yeah, so we got room.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I can see if I go find a picture of it,
because my buddy sent me a picture recently of what
he walked to the front door to see, and it
was just piles of Amazon boxes.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't like that sickness. Yeah, yeah, sounds awesome, like
your laun exactly, like your laundry s exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
But anyway, bottom line fifteen for annual Mother's Day index
was it every year and one thousand and four, one
hundred and forty five thousand, two hundred and thirty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Good starts.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Nice start, but you can start with the thank you. Yeah,
and I do have to get those in that. I
do have to get those Mother's Day cards again. I
will wait it.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Okay, not only did I get all the Mother's Day
cards for my mother, my mother in law, and my
stepmother in law, but because my mom, who lives alone
and got to got a cat and then got another
cat for her cat, I'm all also sending a card
from her.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Cats get out of here and.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
On it, and she's gonna laugh, and she's.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Gonna she's gonna think it's adorable.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
It approves. So then in your pay scale you got
to include.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Secretary obviously and postal worker.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Right.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yes, there was a mix up right around Gina's birthday.
I heard all about this nonsense. So my wife, So
I was thinking about because, like you said that you
got stuff for the mom, My wife already set up
sending stuff to you know, my mom, her mom, my
step mom. Right for Mother's Day. My wife sent Gina
flowers for her birthday, very nice. And there was like

(10:40):
a whole mix up with.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
I'm gonna tell this as concisely as possible, yeah, your wife.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
So I got a flower delivery on my birthday from
my mother in law, beautiful flowers, a beautiful, deluxe arrangement
with a big happy birthday balloon, so sweet, said you
know my mother in law's name and the whole family.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
I thanked her. It was, it was awesome. Then your
wife goes, have you gotten a delivery for me today?
I go, no, I have not.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
She goes, this doesn't make any sense. So the next
day she goes, Geenie, you did get a delivery, and
they sent me a picture of it and it was
sitting right outside your house. And she sent me the
picture and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
So this delivery was from you and my They must
have mixed it up and got some old note from
my mother in law.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
And stolen valor. I thank Donna, my mother in law.
She said, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
What check out what happened? Okay?

Speaker 6 (11:27):
So I was crazy, this is not okay.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
So I was like, you know, local flores, Yeah, something okay,
make mistakes happen.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
So I call them and I go, hi, I just
there seems to be a mix up or something.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
I just was hoping to get to the bottom of this.
And you go, oh no, we delivered the flowers they
gave me. Here's the picture.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
From Germany exactly.

Speaker 9 (11:49):
I am from Italy, and I go, yeah, but two
people both delivered said they got me a flower delivery.
I only got one deliver no, because you'll see the
lucks with the orchid and the roses with the blue.
So I go going get back and for she goes, no,
see the order number to seven to seven. I go, yeah,
I have one for two five two five, and she goes,

(12:09):
oh no, the way and so she looked at she goes,
oh no, oh god, oh no, And I go what
what she goes. Apparently these two women who don't different
parts of.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
The country in different states, sound.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
The same florist with the same bouquet deluxe. Both of
the same bouquet and added the birthday flower.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
So they both ordered the exact same thing from the
exact same floors, on the exact same what's a double mistake.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
They just assumed, oh, that one of these is wrong
and threw it out, and so.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
She freaks it. Oh no, please, oh please, this is
our little secret. Yes, I go, yeah, I won't give
the name right these?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh liking please?

Speaker 9 (12:55):
And I'm supposed to get your wife's delivery.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I think it even got rid broom yeah today.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
So yeah, so I'm going to get that today and
it's going to be from your lovely wife and I'm
really excited.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
That's crazy, Yeah, weird story right, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
It was so crazy. I had to pick up the
phone and call her, which I do not do.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, because they were trying to figure out what the
hell was going on.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
I thought your mother in law took credit and she
never sent anything.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, damn girl. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Eighty seven seven forty four, Woodie, don't forget to send
those cards or flowers?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Am I the Woody Shop? And it's another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On a Wednesday morning,
May seventh, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Thank you for being here and giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. My name's Whatdy, that's Greg
Gory Woody. Hoy hoy, Greg. We got menace right there,
What is up?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Sammy to his right, to her right Sea Bass, and
then all the way around the horn we have Gina
grad and she's got your trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
The Vatican is in the global spotlight as the papal
conclave kicks off today to elect a new pope after
Francis died.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, Our friend Kevin has been on vacation in Italy
for the last couple of weeks. Yesterday he was at
the Vatican. Yesterday was the Vatican Day. I'm like, man,
that had been pretty crazy. It was all the goings on,
he goes, dude, it was wild.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh I bet yeah. He had to wear a collared
shirt to go into the Vatican. That's the rules. They
have a dress code.

Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
And when the covered yeah that's.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
What he said. Yeah, wow, by a scarf, said, Patty's
showing off some shoulders. I told you.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
The most shocking part of going to the Vatican was
like the gift shop. Yeah, the gift shops outside. It
was like being in Times Square or Peer thirty nine
in San Francisco. All the trinkets for sale.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh yeah, holy water for sale. Yeah you got you
got greg a pen right, No, that was when I
went to the palace. That yeah, that's my check writing pen.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
Well, a record one hundred thirty three cardinals, mostly appointed
by Francis, will in secret, which they've done for centuries.
And fun fact, the US has the second largest group
of electors after Italy. Who knew ahead of the vote.
Cardinals discuss stuff like immigration, war, church reform. People hoping
the new pope will be chosen by Friday. That's the
hope anyway, So be on the lookout for those smoke

(15:17):
signals from the Sistine Chapel. Remember black for no decision,
white for new.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
App I think it's going to be a quick vote.
I hear everything about this cardinal from the Philippines.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Mm hmm. How he's like the guy, he's the front runner.
He's by far the front runner.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
And then the other part of this is that they're
looking for some I guess the Catholic church is way
underwater financially and everything else, so oh they need something.
Well compared to this is what companies do. All the time,
I had the same question, Gina, how how are you underwater?
How are you underwater?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
So this happens with companies all the time. They'll do
their budgeting for the next year, and they made more
money than the year before, but somehow it was a
short fall right from their projection because they projected. So
it's not that you lost money this year, you just
didn't hit whatever the goal.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Was, magic numbers that you suffer yourself.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Like menace losing weight, or every time I've ever tried
to lose weight, I go, you know, I'm gonna try
to lose twenty pounds. Let's say I lost seventeen pounds,
I still lost. I'm seventeen pounds lighter today.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Thirty pounds under one hit that twenty, man, but I
didn't hit that twenty and they go, ooh, burn the furniture,
lay people off. So it's this arbitrary thing that they've
just set up.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
And I realized that there's, you know, consequence, because you
make a promise to maybe Wall Street or you're a
publicly traded, publicly traded company. But I see the same
thing even playing out with people that I know who
run you know, mom and pop businesses. They'll say, oh, well,
you know we're down, we're ten percent off budget. No,
you over budgeted by ten percent. So how like and

(16:54):
like how the church doesn't have the money. I don't
get it.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
When it comes to the conclave, apparently I thought they
just voted haphazardly whenever they had the time or the
inclination to do so. But apparently they're going to vote
once today and then three times a day until there's
the new pope, right, because they started opening arguments, Yeah, totally. Yeah,
for who should be the new CEO. Apparently there will
be one vote today, so I'm waiting to see the chimney.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Camon. There's a Filipino pupe though, that's going to.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Be massive, all right, Well, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Filipino whoever's the pope is going to be massive. Yeah,
that'd be.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
But I'm telling you, Filipino pope, right, you're going to
be the second coming of Jesus for Filipinos. Everybody else
it's just the pope. Yeah, I'm telling you for Filipinos huge.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Well, the TSA is move over, Joe Coy.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
You're not gonna be the hero it's over. Sorry, Yeah, TSA.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
We've been talking about this all week, all this year,
for decades. Almost today is the day you will finally
need that real ID to fly. That's that special little
driver's license, a little star in the corner. You don't
have one yet.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Probably screwed. The DSA says.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
If you're over eighteen and don't have a real ID, Greg,
well you're screwed.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
If you don't have a flight today, well you.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Should get well for the next. I don't know how
you figure this out.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I do, but I have to passport.

Speaker 13 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Even still, you're gonna you could probably end up being
in line a lot longer because they're gonna give you
some additional screening because you don't have the real idea.
They're gonna make me nude.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
Out that in every way give me a rec Yeah,
they're gonna you're gonna want to expect some delays, some
extra screenings.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
You should also bring as many forms of.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Ideas possible with your picture on it, not just that
plain old driver's license and not good enough anymore. But
even with all that crap, you're still not guaranteed to
just breeze through security. So do what you're gonna do
anyway and get there super early.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I never expect to breeze through. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
From the follow upnews dot Com newsdesk that twenty year
old Pirates fan still recovering after falling onto the field
during the game at PNC Park last week. He was
celebrating a big play and just lost his balance and
fell twenty one feet over the railing. He ended up
with a broken neck, back and call bone. Was rushed
to the hospital in critical condition. Thankfully, he's now awake

(19:04):
and even starting to walk again, and doctors are calling
this recovery a miracle. And we've I thought like, oh,
he's wasted or he had some sort of like condition
just celebrating.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Really, I thought it was wasted too.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
That's what they're saying. Here's someone who shouldn't be celebrating
right now. Motown legend Smokey Robinson. He's facing a fifty
million dollar lawsuit filed by four former housekeepers who claim
he sexually assaulted them over a period spanning from two
thousand and seven to twenty twenty four. The women are
being called Jane Does, and they say Robinson repeatedly raped

(19:38):
and inappropriately touched them without consent in his homes. They
also claim that his wife, you know, never stepped in,
never never did anything to help them, and you see.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
You missus robinsonank you Jane.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
She allegedly created a hostile work environment through verbal abuse,
ethnic slurs, the plane of There were other labor violations too,
including denial of fair wages and rest breaks. And as
for why they never reported anything, they say that fear
over immigration, repercussions and Smokey Robinson's fame kept them from
reporting this earlier. Robinson and his wife they haven't commented

(20:16):
just yet.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
There has been no legal action. A couple of things. Yeah,
first of all, thank god, this is one of these things.
It was like from twenty twenty two, you know, it
wasn't from huh twenty two decades ago. Yeah, yeah, you know,
somebody's just coming forward with now that said, And I
feel awful fulfilling this way. I guess I'm mentioning this

(20:36):
because I'm wondering if other people are in the same
boat i am, just because of the way things are
and that you read and see these different things in
people making these accusations. Maybe it's even happened to you.
So I'm you know, saying or how people just completely
get the story wrong when you like, I don't believe

(20:56):
anybody about anything at face value anymore. Yeah, right, so
they it. You know, this story comes out of go
I don't believe it. Like in my as I'm reading Ago,
I don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Not even with there being four of them coming down
towards don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
And then as I'm reading it and I go, well,
you know there has no it wasn't even minimum wage,
I go, well, you're the one accepted the job, like
you know, you weren't like taking off the street and
like told to clean the house. Like so I'm becoming
this like I've already I've always always been cynical or whatever.
But I don't know, maybe because there's so much phoniness
and there's so much nonsense that when people say they

(21:29):
didn't do something, I believe they did it. And if
somebody says they did do something, I believe they didn't
do it.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
But was there ever a time where you took any
of this at face values?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
When I was young and naive. Yeah, yeah, Well it
comes to this issue a way. It's trying hard to
believe anybody anymore face value. I figure like you always
trace and watch the where where's the money? They follow
the money. I go, what's the motivation here? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:51):
Well my thing when I see these, I just don't
make a judgment right away. I'm like, let me see
how this plays. Yeah, I don't automatically feel a certain
way about it.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And I'm not saying this didn't happen. I'm just giving
you when I read the story, and I saw the
story yesterday, that was my initial reaction.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Going taking the job and taking the job doesn't mean
we're allowed to rape you and do whatever.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
No, no, no, no, no no, I'm saying legal like,
but these other claim part of the claim is that
we weren't even paid minimum wage.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well then why did you? I know, if I have
somebody come over to do a job and they go, well,
here's how much it is, I don't go, well, too bad,
this is what I'm paying you. And then and they
go ooh coo, they take their tools or their vacuum
and they go, you know, go somewhere else.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
I mean, the court of public opinion ultimately doesn't really
matter because you're innocent until proven guilty anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
So yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Also he's eighty five.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, I take it.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
My point is more is like, does anybody find it harder?
I guess maybe that's why people are on you know,
these videos that you see it's a real video and
they go fake yeah. Or we've said before, somebody could
be standing in front of the fire, their eyebrows being
singed by the heat and flame. They go, fuck, you're right,
it's harder and harder to believe anything. Yeah, And then
you see some of this AI stuff and you're like, damn.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well we had a few years there. We're just the
accusation was instant guilt. Oh right, right it canceled. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
And again I'm not taking up for Smoky. I don't
care about Smoky Robinson at all. It's got some good songs,
but I mean it's not like some kind of Smoky Robinson's.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Stands smoke dog.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I'm just asking if the world has had the same
effect on anybody else or is it just me?

Speaker 9 (23:30):
I mean obviously, like you said, it's not just you.
If you you could see something with your own eyes,
be like fuck. So it's all everybody's very so yeah, yeah,
well that's what's going on, all.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Right, Thank you very much. Gina Grant got it. We're
gonna take a break. We've got some more woody show
coming up next. Oh, there was another story I wanted
to bring up. So remember we had the fail story
about the jet that got lost. They were towing it
or whatever. They were like trying to get it out
of you know, they on the aircraft car Truman. Yeah,

(23:59):
they just lost another one. This is the third one
on this deployment. So it happened one. I guess it
like it went over like there was there was something
that happened and it went out into these and then
there was the one where they were towing it or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
And now this just happened. They lost another.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
One, and I guess uh it was landing and something happened.
There was some kind of failure as it was trying
to land on the decks of the pilot ejected, he's fine,
picked up by a rescue helicopter. But the fighter jets
still in the ocean somewhere not been recovered. Another seventy
million dollar jet.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Now you say you don't believe anything, You're saying that
they're not doing this on purpose. Three jets.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I just think it's incompetence. Yeah, I understand. Sometimes things break,
like you know the cable it's supposed to cat. I
forget what the technical name is. There's sometimes those snap
and you know they can't get the thrust enough to
get back off the deck. In the airborne, you say,
after things happen like this, it's the best time to
like fly or be somewhere because people.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Are on it. And now you have three in a
row like that. Yeah, I look, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm canceling the I am. I'm canceling all my trips
to the Harry S. Truman aircraft. I'm not flying into
Newark International Airport Harry Truman or the USS Harry Truman.

Speaker 8 (25:18):
Maybe it's a ship and they have a good drink package.
Everybody's wat.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I mean, the rest of you in this room won't
care at all. But it's a it's big news in
my world. So and this effects to wood He show
cities Pittsburgh and Dallas.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
The Steelers are trading George Pickens to the Cowboys. Good.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Really, he is so good, He's so talented. He's an
exciting player to watch. I in my life with my tea.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, even the players who are on the teams that
I root for and that I watch. I'm done with
high maintenance individuals.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So as a Steeler fan, I say, good, the Cowboys
need something like that. They're used to putting up with
difficult people. Although the Steelers have been a glutton for
punishment with you know, people like Antonio Brown and Le'Veon
Bell and all. I mean, there's been so many guys
who had just been a pants. It's why I was
so happy they didn't draft Sanders.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
F him.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I don't want Aaron Rodgers F him. I don't want
any more drama people, because that's that's what the whole
storyline becomes during the entire season. Yeah, can we just play,
let's play ball. They got DK Metcalf over the offseason,
and so the Steelers are like, all right, cool, and
they're probably not gonna want to pay George Pickens because
he has such a question mark with his behavior on

(26:48):
and off the field, you know, so all right, now's
a good time they can get some good equity for him.
I'm not sure what the the draft compensation is, because
apparently that's what it is. But big news and the
Steelers and Cowboys NFL World, George Pickens going to the
Cowboys let's see what happens.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
The other person that I'm loving man is Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Speaking of sports, saying barstool sports.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I never thought much about Dave port Nooy. I knew
who he was, but the more I see and hear.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
From him, I would think it would be a mega
fan I am, But I just didn't know much about him, right,
I was never like a big barstool person. I don't eat,
drink libs, breathe sports constantly. I pay attention to what
the stuff I want to pay attention to. But I'm
not one of those people who's just all sports talk
and stuff all the time. But over the over the years,
whether it's the pizza stuff or he's talking about other

(27:46):
things or you know, I think his uh, his employee,
Frank the Tank. You know, Frank the Tank. Dude. I
just got doing the walking hang out with Frank on Friday.
You did, Yeah, that's cool. He was the best. He
was so funny. He's got he's a he's got a
touch of the tism, right Oh yeah, yeah sure, But
I find him really entertaining, and you know, he's he's
a great character anyway. So, uh, Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
You've heard the whole story about what happened with his
bar in Philadelphia. Oh yeah, okay, so there was an
incident there where you know, when they do bottle service.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, here's here's Dave Portnoy, here's Dave Portnoy on on
what happened. We're gonna start there and then uh and
then we can go from there with the story. But man,
I love this guy.

Speaker 12 (28:29):
Our bar in Philadelphia, Barstool Sampson Street, usually a great bar.
You know, bottle service, people buy drinks, you get a sign.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
There was a sign essays said the Jews. I've been
I've been so mad.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
All right, So what happened was, you know, you get
bottle service and they have like the flower that's like
a marquee. Yeah, the marquee sign, and it said f
the Jews, and they brought that over.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Someone said this is what I wanted to sign, and
they brought it over and so this is where days,
because obviously it's his bar, pressure take it. And it
went out and it became a story.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
And how many lines of people do you have to
get through for that sign to actually end up there?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah? You know, yeah, explain it.

Speaker 12 (29:10):
For the last two hours, like I instantly got on.
This is why the emergency press conner is late, because
I was so odver on top.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
It's like, I'm going to make it.

Speaker 12 (29:17):
My life ignission to ruin these people, like I'm coming
to your throat.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm never ending. And for the last two hours, I
have been on the trail. Trust me, I've been on
the trail. You think I'm gonna put up with this
ship at my bar?

Speaker 12 (29:31):
So I've been hunting down waitresses the table who did it.
Everything you can name, I have been on it. I
believe the two waitresses responsible to the table already fired.
I talked to one of them, one of the dumbest
humans I've ever talked to in my life.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
She's had a dance recitle.

Speaker 12 (29:50):
She's like, can I call you back in twenty No,
freaking honey, you can't.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
This is the one chance to talk to me. Idiot,
total idiot. This girl. I've talked to one of the
two guys who did it.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
He's like, I'm not anti semic He's basically crying to me,
and I'm just like, I don't buy it for a second.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Who the fuck would do that sign in my thin bar?
You think I'm just gonna sit here.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
I'm gonna make my commission to put you in lights.
My commission.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
Tell me, how do I make this freaking right before
I go in h you want to take anti Semitism classes,
you want to do whatever you make it feel right.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't need your in tears.

Speaker 12 (30:35):
I am going to come for your throat unless you
give me answers.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
The two girls at the bar idiots. This one girl,
one of the waitresses.

Speaker 12 (30:43):
I just told her, like, you're the dumbest motherfucker I've
ever talked to you.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Twenty five years old going on in two.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
You be dumb fuck.

Speaker 12 (30:52):
I'm trying to keep it together, but I'm on it.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I tell you, I feel like that's I'm I'm gonna say,
Like people say, hey, have you got a chance, I'm
on it. I love it anyway.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
So now that happened, people started talking about his reaction
to it, and then he called out Dave Portnoyd, called
out six ABC and Philly for pulling a bait and switch.
During an interview about that whole thing. The reporter tried
to spin it back on Dave Portnoy and on barstool,
bringing up this unverified quote about promoting harassment, and Dave

(31:31):
wasn't having it. He cut the interview short, and he
bounced and again I think he made his stance on
this whole thing at the bar pretty loud and clear.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Yeah, and by cutt the interview short, he slammed his laptop.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Down, and he fired everybody involved. He reached out to
the local authorities and apparently the people behind the stunt,
some Temple University students, one of them already suspended.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
And that kid they I guess he At first he
talked to him, and the kid he was like, very apologetic.
He was going to send him to like Auschwitz to
learn about the Holocaust. And then he called the kid
back and he's with his parents or something. He said, no,
I didn't mean that. I don't really apologize, and I'm
a citizen journalist. Okay, yeah, I was sticking to because

(32:15):
I'm a citizen journalist.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
He released a video, uh with a response, Yeah, I
mean everybody involved dumb, so stupid, pretty clear. Oh is
this the Uh? Yeah, this is what?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
So the kid, one of the kids agreed that, oh,
I was going to go to Auschwitz and you know,
learn about all this stuff. But then he flipped it
and dropped this video here.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, uh, here we go.

Speaker 13 (32:41):
This past weekend, I was an establishment in photophire where
an incident occurred and Dave Pornoy sensationalized it to his
nine point two million followers on Instagram and x.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh he's a victim. No, yeah, got it.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
Essentially turning it into a global news story. Although I
had nothing to do with the sign coming out, nor
do I know who did it. I know that the
sign was provocative because they're reminding people a lot of
the injust things that Israel is doing around the world
does leading me to report on it. Dave Pornoy and
his friends can choose to be triggered over the sentiments
of that sign.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Okay, see here's here's the other thing. I'll give you
a real life example. People saying hurt, mad, triggered. Whatever
you want to say. Somebody says something right, and I'll
give you. I'll give an example. This is on Instagram
at the Woodie Show on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I got it. For whatever reason's moving a little bit
slow right now.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Right before the weekend, there was that Kentucky Derby cartoon
that one of our affiliates, our station A one to
five to one in Louisville did oh yeah, and they posted, Okay,
it's cute whatever. This chick Chloe says, your constant use
of AI is pretty disappointing, right, okay, all right, but.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I like, what does that mean? Like in what way?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
So I just responded to that, just asking that question, like, uh,
what do you mean like where I said, as in
not doing it well enough or what? And then her
response to that because a question of clarity. Yes, I

(34:22):
didn't realize you guys would be so hurt by my comment.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Who's hurting? Any response that is what the person responds with. Hurt?
Isn't the word curious? Your comment was vague. I'm just
looking for some clarity.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I'm already hear I'm curious, and I wouldn't put it
as hurt, but that that's how it is.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Somebody says a few menace, When Menace replies, why do
you got to bully me?

Speaker 10 (34:48):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's what I'll say, Why are you freaking out? Why
are you freaking out? All right?

Speaker 13 (34:52):
Back to this douche and even kick me out of
the establishment forever. However, they have no right to destroy
my life over free speech, and ultimately something that was
an edgy joke.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, So here's how is that an edgy joke? I mean,
whether he meant it or not, you can debate or what.
But here's the thing. What is Dave supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
So he owns this bar, this gets out, people become outraged.
This is what you're if it was just this kid
who said that in the bar. Whatever he did on
his own, but your employees were part of it. The
employees brought the sign out, which is now he's just
supposed to fall on the knife.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
No over the situation for you.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
No, you did something that brought all this public backlash
on him.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
You brought the heat.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
He responded by saying, No, I don't accept this. I
don't accept this behavior, not in my business, bar whatever.
This guy's a douchebag. He didn't just randomly attack you, dumbass.

Speaker 9 (35:50):
And this kid really digs and zags, which I mean,
I had nothing to do with it. I'm a citizen
journalist to like, oh, did this make people remember that
the Jews are bad?

Speaker 12 (35:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Whoa, Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
If you wanted to do something where you know, the
backlash maybe wouldn't have been as bad. Go to a
bar that's owned by somebody who has forty followers, not
a guy who's got nine million.

Speaker 13 (36:11):
Frankly, they're more worried about destroying and uprooting me than
the thousands of people getting destroyed and uprooted in genocide.
That sign had no effects in terms of killing any Jews. However,
Israel kills thousands of people on a daily basis. Dave

(36:31):
Portno in the Greater Jewish community are acting as if
they are the victims when this whole time, I am
the victim.

Speaker 12 (36:37):
Oh right, Thomas, mother, I've ever talked to you.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Just to clarify, that guy is the one that just
uploaded the video. He claims that he has no involvement
in that.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
I just love how how I think things have been
going on in the Middle East for billions and jillions
of years, but just suddenly, all of a sudden, it's
time to well, Dave, bring bring hell fire down on
the juice.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
We have a little bit more audio Dave responding to
this guy, and we're gonna get to that and then
we take the break first.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
We're gonna take the break and we'll come back with that.
But trust me it, I love that. I'm on it.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
God bless Dave Portnoy. I love that guy. I'm a
I'm a number one fan at this point.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I love the world. I love the passion he's created with. Yeah,
and that's it's his own thing. He doesn't have to
care about anybody. That's the dream. It's so good. All right.
We'll get to his response next week. So what do you.

Speaker 13 (37:36):
Show?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Well, we were talking about the Dave Portnoy situation, El Presidente,
Barstools founder, CEO whatever. I'm not sure he owns it, right,
I mean it is. Yeah, he bought it back, That's right.
He bought it, told it for a while and then
he got it back. All right.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
So Dave Portnoy, who is now person who? As I
get to know more and more about him, I think
I might have a man crutch.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I love this guy. He's living my dream. Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
He's living my dream where everything is just completely under
his control, meaning that he doesn't have to worry about doesn't.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Have the Spencers or anybody else. He just does the thing.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
And if you don't like it, yeah, don't worry about it,
because hey, when it comes to the fans, though.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Dude, I'm on it all right. So there's a thing
at his bar in Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Somebody got bottle service the Sparklers the big sign, the
Marquis Sign, and said f the Jews, right, and so
it became a story. Dave Portnoy went on and not
only fired everybody who was involved, but then did a
big rant on his social media to make sure people
knew that he doesn't stand for this, doesn't tolerate this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
And then one of the people, I guess, the guy
who uploaded the video, he claims that he's the victim
and the Dave's going after it, like.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Dude, you're part of it. He claims that he's just
a reporter.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
And use the word I'm the victim.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Not a reporter. You are dumas motherfucker. I've ever talked
to you, right man, idiot?

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Dumb.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
So then after that guy posts his response video. This
is where we left off right before the break.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
Yeah, so Dave saw the response video by the guy
who uploaded the video. Again, he the guy who uploaded
the video of the sign, says that he has no part.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Of the sign. So here's Dave Portnoy responding to this
guy's video. Yeah, I mean he's great, zero accountability, blame
me at all?

Speaker 12 (39:28):
On me.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
He's like, I've.

Speaker 12 (39:29):
Lost an internship that I work hard for and I'm
suspended from school.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
Buddy, you upload a the Jews sign to your personal
Instagram from my bar, and you're blaming that now on me.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
And by the way, spare me. This is so obvious, playbook.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
Spare me what's going on in the Middle East, Palestine, Israel,
because I admit that's a horrible situation, and I certainly
get both sides in that.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I do.

Speaker 12 (39:59):
I don't have answers on how to make everybody happy there.
But this was about being a Jew in America, other
Jews in the bar. I'm a Jew, my parents are
a Jew, American Jews, the Jews. That's what you said,
an anti Semitic piece.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And I tried to show grace.

Speaker 10 (40:16):
I tried to you put your name out there.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I tried to Actually, now.

Speaker 12 (40:21):
I feel dumb to make it right, and now he
does this video blaming it on me.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, f you idiot, idiot, total idiot. Yeah, So anyway, love,
I mean love Dave Portnoy shout out to day port
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Eight seven four Wooding text us over to two two
nine eight seven on it and you made. He's one
of those guys that can tell, like, if you know
you have to agree with something everything that somebody says,
he's not going to be.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
The guy for you. He's certainly. Oh yeah, take a
side controversal. He takes aside and he's hands by it.
Can I tell you one other thing that he does
that I think you'll love?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
So he has all his enemies, right, yeah, So he
he puts their name on champagne bottles and he keeps
them up in his office. And when those people fall,
he pops the champagne.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Can I steal that? I don't think they.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Get married and revenge?

Speaker 10 (41:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
That person, Yeah, something happens to that person. He pops
the champagne. There are only two bottles. I only need
two bottles. I need two bottles. That's don Perion, by
the way, whatever, get the good stuff whatever, you guys like,
I don't even care what kind of champagna it is.
Who care, dude? That's actually a really good idea. I
like it. On it, I'm on it. He's great.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
H al.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget we
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It's it's the Woody Show. Well, we're into another new hour,
insensitivity training, trade, politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
On a Wednesday morning, it's May seventh, twenty twenty five
on Woody. That's Greg Goring Menace is here. We got
Gina Gras Sea Basket Morning to you. There's Sammy Morning.
We've got phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
If you'd rather text us, you could do that. Text
over to two two nine eight seven. We got a

(42:28):
Woody Showed Taste drive coming up. It's barbecue month, all right,
So May is barbecue month, which I.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Love, barbecue best month. So if you're gonna get barbecue,
what's your what's your go to?

Speaker 6 (42:40):
I like brisket and ribs.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, but if I'm gonna go b I want them
burn ins.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Oh you gotta do burn in city style.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
I suck at barbecuing. I'm going only the simple burgers
in hot talks.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
No. No, if you're getting barbecue, okay, grilling, I'm talking about you.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
You're doing it yourself. Yeah, for sure, brisk it. I'm
somewhat new fan to it.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
And and beef rib you have like one of the
big giant beef ribs where the falling off that big
like a big bone.

Speaker 14 (43:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah, give me some give me some big beans, Give
me some mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Talking about bread and pickles.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Don't sleep on that smoke turkey. Yeah, I like to
go pulled pork.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Well, it's barbecue Month, and Sammy, who's a big Glen
Powell fan, was talking about I guess Glenn Palell's got
a barbie, a lot of sauces and one of them
barbecue sauce.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
But uh yes, it's called Smash Kitchen and it's a
whole bunch of condiments. There's two different barbecue sauces, two
different mustards, and ketchup and mayonnaise and everything that you would.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Need from Glenn Powell.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
It's organic chef Glen Glen Powell says.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
If you want to smash in the kitchen, she's down.
Let's go. She's down to smash in the kitchen. Smash
Kitchen is the brand. And where do you find it?
Wal Mart? Okay, they got everything menace. Yeah, they see a.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Well known foodie or anything along those lines, or he
just put his name on this.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Well he is from Texas, so I think that's where
the barbecue angle comes from. And I think he's a
really healthy eater, which is why it's all organic and
non GMO.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
So that makes it healthy. Yeah gm O.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Thank So We're going to do a taste drive this
hour a couple of celebrity food. You know, they'll they'll
throw the just their name of their face, mister beasts
with the candy or yeah, what are some what are
some of the other ones? Uh, mister beast has the candy?
We have this, we have oh TJ. Miller that one
of the best things I ever heard. Offspring has a

(44:44):
hot sauce. Y band, Offspring has a hot sauce. Let
me tell that there's there's a lot of that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
So we're doing a celebrity taste drive. We'll try it
before you decide to buy it. We got some food news.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, I've been seeing stuff about this.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I have been to McDonald's here recently. Didn't see anything
on the mat. I think they do have these new
mccrispy strips. Have you seen when you pull up to
the drive through it's on the screen, says new mccrispy
strips chick. Not tried those, But I've heard about there's
a viral secret item on the McDonald's menu. Yeah, because

(45:29):
people are talking about it. But yet you go there
and I know that we asked about it because my
daughter wanted to try it, and they had no idea
what we were talking about. Cotton candy sprite huh Yeah,
So it's a it's a sprite that you get and
then three pumps of their vanilla syrup right from the

(45:49):
McCafe stuff. And apparently it tastes just like cotton canny.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
That's why it'swhere I'm assuming And a lot of places,
I guess will do it.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
What do they care if you ask for it, they
know what it is, Yeah, what do they care? But
uh how some people have no sense of humor. And
when you say, oh, i'd like to get the mcgang bang, Oh,
it's just like where you get.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
The is that the cheeseburger or the chicken with the
chicken or.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Some people called the Land and Sea where you get
the burger or the chicken with the fish, And they
just don't want to play play play along. But because
it says the cotton candy Sprite could be ordered via
the drive through or in person, but not available through
door dash or Uber eats. So McDonald's is McDonald's endorsing this,

(46:32):
like this is something that you can go in there
in order or is it just something that certain people
if you get the right drive through employees.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
It sounds like a TikTok thing.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yeah, but I'm sure they're loving it. Well, yeah, because
why would they if it's going to bring people there.
I'm sure they'll they'll embrace it.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Did you hear about the Sprite news? By the way,
some Sprite news?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
No, I did not.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Sprite is now the third most popular soda in America.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
It is, yeah, big news.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
It went from so it's Coca cola, Yeah, doctor pepper
now Sprite and it used to be Pepsi.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
So Pepsi has fallen to fourth.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
And isn't Sprite a Coca Cola product?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I believe it is doctor pepper And a lot of
people don't know. Is it independence?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Yeah, they are their own thing you.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Talked about And why the bottles look different depending on
where you are. If you travel across the country, the
bottles sometimes look different. It will have different things. It's
all the same. It's just one one is made and
bottled at a coke facility in the other state's going
to be bottled in whatever at the Pepsi facility.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
So they're just kind of doing their thing. I've been
ticed to Dr Pepper lately.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, the there's a there's a there's a Doctor Pepper
zero cherry like cherry Doctor Pepper zero, which is really good.
But I have a hard time finding it.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I have it up in my fridge right now. You do, yeah,
but the Doctor Pepper zero. They always say that the
diet Doctor Pepper tastes as good as regular doctor Pepper,
and the zero is even better than the diet Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 11 (47:54):
And if it's in your fridge, can you show us
a picture of yours?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Has one of those refrigerators to have? And he was
blowing up Gina's mind.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
The other day because ring doorbellings for rich Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah. Anyways, So Doritos, they have announced the return of
their guacamole flavored tortilla chips for the first time in
the last twenty years. They were available back in two.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Thousand and one, uh and so they were a limited
edition back then discontinued, but now they're going to be
back for a limited time and they're starting to show
up now on store shelves. So you know, just take
a look Dorito's guacamole chips.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
That doesn't it's pretty good actually, but I want the actual.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Wat all right, oohoo news, let's see how about uh oh,
here's something on the mccrispy strips. By the way, I
knew I had something in here about it, but so
you get the strips with a new creamy dill chili dip.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
So that's chilly. It sounds pretty good. I'm down with
Dell's pretty good. It could be overwhelming if you.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Too much chili.

Speaker 11 (48:55):
This sounds familiar because I'm looking at if they've tried
chicken tenders several times before.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Now, this is a permanent menu item, that's what it says,
permanent menu item, first one to be added since the
mccrispy chicken sandwich back in twenty twenty one. The mccrispy
strips are made with one hundred percent white meat chicken
bread and fried. The creamy dill of the creamy chili
dip is a perfect companion to the new strips.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So yeah, it's got.

Speaker 14 (49:23):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I'm looking a picture of that looks yeah, really good.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
And they should be like they should be in all
the locations now because they rolled out on single to
miles they just started this week.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
How about some other news news. How about Buffalo Wild
Wings BB dubs.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
They are bringing back the all you can eat wings
and now you can mix and match. Yeah, so it's
all you can eat wings and fries. I wonder if
it's kind of like red Oh you want limitless okay, yeah, yeah,
So the Bulbus wings some nuggets they're priced at nineteen
ninety nine. The traditional or mix and match wings those

(49:57):
are twenty four ninety nine and the offer is only
available Monday through Thursday. It's dine in only, but you
could choose from all twenty six Buffalo Wild Wings signature sauces,
dry rubs and season fries to go along with the deal.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
It would have to be dining only. It's all you
can eat, you can e. Yeah, we're gonna say, yeah,
I think I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Go keep delivering it.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
And then here I'll give you one more piece of
food news before we get into this taste. Dry Messa
keeps talking about the Dubai chocolate stuff. Yeah, well, Costco
has new Dubai chocolate ice cream bars.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Oh is this the after ones made by Afters?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yes? Oh hell yes, as I'm looking at after this
is the brand.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
So the bars feature pistachio ice cream and the shredded
bits of toasted Philo dough and the chocolate comes from
local Dubai producer Fixed Desserts Chocolate Tear. They are produced
by Southern California brand Afters ice Cream.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yes, a box of ten bars will go for eighteen bucks.
Christ damn, But it's Dubai chocolate. It's fancy, it's so good,
like it's on the internet.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Dubai chocolate bar started trending, you know, late twenty twenty three.
It's become a sensation throughout the country and the Costco
Dubai chocolate bars are ice cream bars are now available
at participating Costco locations everywhere.

Speaker 9 (51:22):
Yeah, Sea, Bass, I thought the same thing because I
always thought it was like, is that toasted coconut but
doesn't really taste a coconut toasted?

Speaker 10 (51:28):
Feel?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Oh dude, yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Feel?

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Oh I feel oh that?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Oh yeah, Kelly, I would masturbate to this picture. Thank
you that looks good.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, shout out to Afters too. Let's take the break
and we'll come back. We got on the items for
the taste drive. Yes, all right, so celebrity items sometimes,
I guess, I mean.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
They could be all right, Yeah, they don't have to
be bad.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Right, it doesn't have to be bad. It doesn't have
to be just a novelty money. It's made by people
who know what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
No, but some people, Okay, I'll give an example because
I heard the whole story from them directly, but from
Tom Segura and Bert christ on the Porosos the vodka
and what they they actually were involved in the process
to get what they wanted, and so they worked with
the company who's producing it to get it absolutely right,

(52:18):
to get to be the vodka that they wanted, and
it was a big, long, drawn out process and they
were involved in every step of it, and then also
with the design of the bottle and the label. So
just like anybody else would produce something, it wasn't just
like hey, we have this finished product, we put your
name on it.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
They go, oh, there's definitely celebrities out there.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
So they really cared about that and they really oversaw it.
Now there are other people, like we said, just throw
their name on it and don't care. They just want to,
you know, get every dime they can out of their fans.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Are you talking about the Ario Grande face brak.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Yeah, that's they do that a lot with wine where
they have just excess wine and then that dude from
a tool will put his face on it, you.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Know, Maynard. Yeah, Well, we're gonna take a break and
then we're gonna try out the slam kitchen. Smash kitchen,
I'm sorry, the same thing, right, yeah, back door Slam
Kitchen from Glenn Powell.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
And then you have from I have the Chloe Kardashian
corn line, oh damn. And then I also have something
from Unwell so you know, call her daddy, okay, her
dad has her Unwell brand, so she has her own
drinks Unwell Energy or hydration drinks.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Hydration drink, Okay. So we'll try that. We'll try them
before you waste your money and buy them all, right,
to see if there are any good.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Hydration drink and then nourishment food.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Holy hell, how many items do we have and they
just keep coming. And how much time do you think
we really have to try fourteen beverages? All right? So
now through Thursday, we'll be trying some celebrity food. It
makes the job easier, all right. So we had the
food news.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
It's barbecue month and Glenn Powell, who Sammy has a
mega crush on, is here.

Speaker 13 (54:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
No, he's got something called Smash Kitchen. That's his brand
of like condiments, not condoms.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
No, geez, a whole lot to take it easy.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
But it's like ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauces. I
see some some mayo over there. It looks like a
little painter's palette on a.

Speaker 7 (54:33):
Plate that she's really does that she's putting together looks nice.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, anyway, So while.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
She's working on that menace, we're gonna start with you
what he showed Taste Drive. We're tasting these celebrity yes,
the celebrity branded items, and we'll let you know if
they're any good, and if they are, let you know
where to get them.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
It's worth your money. Cool.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
So the first item that I have, I have a
bunch of drinks. We'll try him really quickly. So unwell
is the brand of Alex Cooper who has that podcast
called Call Her Daddy, and she was actually a D
one athlete, so she has some athletic ability and she
has these hydration drinks. Now you say that's an oxymorn.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
It's redundant.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
I'm so sorry to the intelligent, smart genius text that
that pointed that out.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Okay, so what are the flavors? That's what?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
So the first one we'll try it has a m
on your couple say it's the mango citrus, right.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Not a big fan of mango. I'll put that out
there to begin with. It's okay, it's got like a
stinky aftertasting caffeine and them, Oh god.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
It's just sweet.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's perfume. You can find out target. Yeah, I don't
mind that all right. The next one I'm even as
a non mango fan, I don't mind it. Yeah, not
a fan. It's very floral. Yeah. Next one is Kiwi Pineapple.
Now I'm excited to try this one. Okay, so this
is the one with the k I'm assuming right, Kiwi pineapple. No.
I like the I like the aroma of this one better,

(55:57):
like the nose.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
The nose is very pineapple forward.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah, the nose likes this one better than that mango one,
and it's it's also that bad, but although kind of similar.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
I think it's worse.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
You do.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Yeah, it's like it's like pineapple pea.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
It tastes too healthy for me, like something that was
once carbonated but went flat.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, okay, all right. And then the next one is
we'll go strawberry, strawberry. All right, what's the brand again? Unwell?
And well, now I don't like to smell this one.
This does not have a smell series. This is almost salty,
all right, too subtle. Actually, it smells awful, but it

(56:36):
doesn't taste bad. This is the one that I like
the moluss Actually.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Nobody else thinks it's salty, almost like a gatorade.

Speaker 11 (56:41):
I mean they all have these all could be any
flavor of any fruit, juice or gatorade.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Really yeah? Sure, all right, next one and the last
one here is orange. The orange. Oh yeah, biscus. Okay, Oh,
you know, you know, I try, you know I tried,
and board I know you're a you're a fan of
the liquid death stuff. There there's one call. This was
an orange one. I forget what it's called. Oh, squeeze, something, Yeah,

(57:05):
something squeeze. Yeah, yeah, the orange flavor, it's pretty good.
I like it.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I like it better than the I like it better
than the original one. I tried that doctor pepper flavored
one was good, and then the peach one's good. Have
you tried the dead Billionaire one?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
What does that taste like? It's it's Arnold Palmer, but
they keep call it that because they thrown to sue them,
so they change it to dead Billionaire. The orange ones
not bad.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Yeah, that one's I guess the best. If you're going
to pick a best, they all.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Kind of taste the same to me. Yeah, this is
Laurel perfume. Yeah, I just stick with Gatoraide. If it's
like a like a like a sports drive, I had
to pick my favorite, I'll say the orange. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
I want to show taste drives celebrity branded food items.
And what's the next one here?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Yeah, the Chloe Kardashian popcorn. Now this is just a
popcorn clothes. Yes, protein, protein is you'll see it everywhere
now that everybody's on all these drugs that bound and
all right, GOV, because they always say that you need

(58:14):
protein and fentanyl, so protein everything. So The first one
we'll go with is the olive what is it the
one with on it? This one is olive, olive oil
and sea salt, okay, and protein.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Well yeah, I mean that's always going to be. Does
anyone else have like a feeling in their mouth all
of a sudden?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah? Protein powder? Yeah, I don't like it. It tastes burnt,
but it's bland. But yet that yeah, that I guess
you're right. That would be like the protein powder that's coding.
What do you think sea bass? Yeah, you guys are
hitting it.

Speaker 11 (58:53):
It's chalky, bland, it tastes yeah, I've had better pre
prepared pro cut popcorns.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It like Coole foods or jos also available at Target.
Not exciting. Do you guys have a favorite popcorn, like
the stuff that you buy the store, like the bagged stuff?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
No?

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Yeah, I like I like skinny pop those salt and
olive oil one.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
That's what I was expecting this to taste like.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Anything with white cheddar is good to me. Oh, the
white Yeah, the white cheddar is good. Smart food, I
think is the one that we get.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
This is anything with capcorn like a kettle corn.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Well, speaking of white cheddar, this is gonna be the
next one, white cheddar with the protein.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Yeah, maybe the white cheddar powder will hide.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
It's called uh cloud. It's better than the olive oil one. Yeah,
better but not great but not great. Yeah, cloud spelled.

Speaker 11 (59:45):
K h L.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Like how clever yea with a K No, I wouldn't
go back for more. Actually I like this one way better.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
I mean, yeah, I agree, Well, the cheddar powder hides
the protein.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I think on both of these celebrity shrinks it's a
it's a swing and a miss. It's a non dog
for me on those. So yeah, I don't think the
popcorn is worth it. And then the the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Sports drinks definitely not worth it. Yeah, do you have
a go to sports drink? I mean I still go
with the the Gatorade, but the Gatoray what is called
not zero, it's called zero.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
There's something else too, I forget what it's called whatever.
Ones have no calories. That's the one. I go zero, yeah,
zero zero yeah all day? And that then and that
grape joints really good.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
So she does have one more flavor, but we don't
have time for that. But it's the sweet and salty
kettle corn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Oh see, that's the one that Greg might like. Yeah,
all right, Greg, do you have some? Well, Greg, try
that during the break, okay. And then while Sammy's finishing
the the the palettes of the Glennon Powell sauces Smash Kitchen,
Smash Kitchen. Uh, well, we'll see if those are any
good for you. What do you show taste?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Tribe will continue, then Greg will let you know about
this Chloe Kardashian excellent salty. Salty that sounds more up
my alley. I just can't get geeked out about popcorn.
I don't you could take it or leave it. Yeah,
it always seems like a good idea, and then as
soon as I start eating it, inevitably one of those
like little half of a kernel wedges, like the like

(01:01:14):
the the skin or whatever the gets like stuck in
the back of your throat and you're jamming a finger
down the back of your throat trying to just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
That's not fun. Sam has been working really hard, you guys,
to get these. There's a lot of sauces.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Yeah, welcome to SeaBASS seven and I life trying to
all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
All right, So what do you show taste dry celebrity
food stuff? We tried some of those energy drinks. Then
we tried the Chloe Kardashian popcorn. Yeah, that was sarbage flavor. Yeah,
and what did you think of the flavor?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Greg? I thought we were waiting for sweet and salty
kettle corn. Okay, that's what you said you like, and
you said that was your favorite kind of something sweet. Yeah, yeah, okay.
The first bite went in like, ooh, delightful. Now I'm
getting that pure chalk.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Yeah, it's like dusty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
No, no, okay, yeah, that's a whiff on that No.
Oh got it almost cegrates. Are you saying, Chloe Kardashian's
a dusty bitch? Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Pretty much? Wow, that is totally disintegrate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
All right, I'll Sammy walk us through some of these sauces.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Okay, so let's look at the barbecue sauce that's next
to the yellow mustard on your palate. That is the
hot honey barbecue sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Oh, that's very popular, all that hot honey stuff right now. Yeah,
it's supposed to be sweet with heat. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I do like the fact that you brought in She
brought in the King's Hawaiian rolls, yes, to use as
a yeah, man, you can eat those by themselves. They're
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
I will say. I like the initial taste, but it's
kind of watery actually really, Oh, I'm loving this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
I like it a lot sweet and heat.

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
Having the right one, Sammy, this one right here next
to that, next to the mustard kind of nicol or
something that This.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
One the barbecue, the right one, I understand. The other
one's next to mayonnaise. There's also two mustards too, yellow mustard. Yeah.
I think Greg was eating the ketchup.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Actually, if it's sweet, that's the right one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, because I like there's there's a little bite to
it on the tongue. The problem it's not a deep
like a deep interesting next to the yellow mustard. Yeah,
which there's two of them that look like barbecue sauce.
It's producing. Okay, anyway, what about the next one?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, yeah, you just got to be not retarded, right,
try that autum.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Okay, So the next one we'll be doing is the
yellow mustard. That's right next to the barbecue sauce that
we tried.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Okay, that's the one you just tried. It's to the
left of that. Okay, there's two of them. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
I mean that's mustard. It's a nice that's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
A regular yellow like frenches. It could be organic and
non gmo. This is what like a Djon mustard. Next
one's dijon. All right, that's the man around the wheel here,
all right, mm hmm okay, so nice and mustards. Then
Jon is definitely better. Oh yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
And then I did like the is there another barbecue
sauce or is it one's ketchup right?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Like the yellow one of them is, But there is
another barbecue sauce next to the Dijon mustard?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Is the American style barbecue?

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Okay, okay, so the last one we had was hot
and honey in this one was the confusion. Okay, much sweeter?

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Oh how can this be sweeter than the honey?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
It is much I like it though. It's good. I
can man mixed in with some pulled pork. Yeah that's
pretty good. It's not really good. He's not just hot, yea.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
He knows his way around some sauces because like whatever
he decided they said, hey, this one of this one
for you, he knew which one to go with.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Those were actually pretty good. Yeah, I stopped banging Sydney
Sweeney right get in the kitchen as somebody who doesn't
even really like barbecue sauce. I like that. Now I'm
not going to bother the mayo. I'm not switching brands
on that. And then what's what's the orange one? Is
the spicy male? Oh? Spicy? Okay, we'll try that spicy male.
May know the male tass like it's it's like fish

(01:05:14):
based or something. The spicy male is really good. I
like that.

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I would definitely recommend trying the mayos are garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah, I don't mind the spicy one. And then the ketchup.
I mean that's a fancy ketchup is a thing. Now,
will you go to a restaurant or you go to
a place to go we make our own ketchup.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
No, don't love act. I really love this ketchup.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Although there's kind of kick to it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yeah, it's not bad mao. And the ketchup swinging a mask,
it's got an extra tang. I like that ketchup. Ustard
barbecue sauce, yea very good. It's not bad.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
The ketchup and the mustard, i'd say, are the ones.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, yeah, I would recommend the from the Slam Kitchen,
Smash Kitchen whatever smash kitchen line from Glen Pell at Walmart.
I would say the honey.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Jan followed by the sweet and Spicy or the honey,
the honey whatever barbecue sauce, hot honey, then the ketchup.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Believe it or not, it's really good and the honey
barbecue sauce is my new favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Yeah for sure, so definitely worth trying out. And shout
out to the King's Hawaiian Rolls which are always delicious,
they never miss. Thank you to Menace for bringing in
some of these items. Thank you to Sammy for all
the work with the palette of sauces. And uh yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break. We've got some more
Woodies show coming up for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Hang on you right back. I don't know. I had
a screenshot of.

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
It in my head otherwise known as a memory man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Just before I add all these screenshots flash before my back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
This is the show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
It is myself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
What great Gloria, Menace, Gina, Sea Bass, Sammy, all at
your service this morning. Thank you for being here and
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(01:07:12):
Seven year old boy and Utah drove his little sister
nine miles in his mom's SUV two a McDonald's just
to get a happy meal.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
What do you mean how did he reach the pedals?

Speaker 14 (01:07:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Where I finally ended when the kid crashed, nobody was hurt.
The officers were stun to find that the person behind
the wheel is a little kid.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Why is it always SUV's And most of the time
them drive there? Most of the time they will want
to go to McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
That's what moms drive. Answer the question minivan and that's
where kids want to go.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Yeah, I could ask my daughter right now, where do
you want to go eat? McDonald's. Yeah, so that'll be
her standard answer. It has been for years, even on birthdays. Yeah,
standard answer.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
I had a birthday McDonald's that ruled Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Is she too old for a kid's meal these days?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
She still she wanted to get the Minecraft toy that
they're offering now and then joke was on her. Number one,
I'm like, look, you always want more food than what's
in the happy meal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
And then number two you just got one of these
toys the other day. And number three, look at this
sign right here. They were completely wiped out. Yeah, they
were wiped out of all those Minecraft toys. You speaking
about being wiped out? Have you seen these things in
the grocery store where they have the Pokemon cards and
toys that they sell in a little vending machine like

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digital vending machine board. And I just happened to be
hanging out at a grocery store yesterday and we saw
the Pokemon machine, like, let's go check it out. Every
single item, of course is sold out. People lined up, yeah,
for when they stalk those machines. And as soon as
the guy leaves after stalking them up, there's a line
of adults greg who are waiting to empty it out.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
And I'm glad you said that because when we went
there to look at it where it says everything's sold out,
there's a message on it says no loidering, like you cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
You can't round.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
I did see another thing something to locally, I guess
yesterday or the day before whatever this was, they just
released some new mini Trader Joe's bags, and yeah, and
they showed all these people lined up around the shopping center,
past the best Buy, past the mattress store, around the corner,

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waiting to get these mini Trader Joe's bag.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
Were they the Easterns? I don't know what the purple
and teal pastel colors.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I'm not on the mailing list.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
And the thing is they're only two ninety nine a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Oh yeah, they're not expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
And I saw them before they were a thing, and
I almost got one, but then I thought, what am
I going to do with that my regular ones, This's
a small no.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
And then they became a thing, and now I want one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Look look how far this line goes down. These are
adults waiting to go crazy. Trader Joe's bad.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Yeah, real, it's that and the Labu Boos that I've
been just seeing crazy lines for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
And if it were parents in line for their kids,
I would go, all right, maybe it's a bag, you know,
not the bad thing I don't get. But like the
La Boo Boos where it's all the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
Pokemon stuff where you're waiting in line, not that you
can't be into it, and you get one and they
comes to the mail whenever it gets there. But the
fact that you have nowhere else to be, no other possibilities,
endless uh disposable income, just to sit there and wait
on this stick.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
I could see Greg rocking a little booboo though, like
on his Yeah cool.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
That's just for me. I was watching the show called
Filthy Fortune. It's where this dude from Hoarders goes into
people's houses. They make an agreement that whatever they find
in their house they'll sell, and then they negotiate how
much of a percentage.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Of the profit.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
They were at this one house and they found boxes
and boxes and boxes of Pokemon cards, and they thought,
we hit the mother load here. It's gonna be worth
tens of thousands of dollars. They were fake.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
Yeah, I've gotten the kid fake by accident.

Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
So I legit learned that the real Pokemon cards have
like a texture to them. They do like a raised textras.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
And the wrapper is ridged instead of straight.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
So there was a pop culture elite auction that just happened,
And one of the stars of this auction was a
nineteen ninety nine Pokemon card that went for two hundred
and thirteen thousand and five hundred dollars. Whoa and they
say it was uh perfectly flawless. It was impossible to

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grade it any higher than it was because it was
so flawless. And that final price was also double with
somebody paid back in March for a cheeto that was
shaped like the same.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Character the or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
The sale price, however, fell well short of the record
five million, two hundred and seventy five thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Dollars that Paul Right paid for.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
I guess an illustrator Pikachu card from nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Was it, Paul? I don't know what ye logan you
were with a ton of disposable cash. Yeah, he wore
it as a chain.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Five million dollars eight seven seven forty four Wooding textar
to two two ninety seven. Menace went to the Two
Bears five k berg Chreischer Tom Seguraz event in Tampa
this past weekend. All kinds of celebrities and stuff. They're
hanging out and Menace was their VIP access. Yes, who
did he get for this round of Woodies show family

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Feud that we have for you next?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
And I have some exciting news to share with you
on top of all that really oh food news what yeah,
we even we did we did food news and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
We have exhausted. But I'm saying it's a food related
piece of exciting news, okay, that I had to share
with everybody. But The Woodies Show Family Feud? And who
did Menace get for the Two Bears five K? Round
The Woodies Show Family Feud? Next, hang on without clutching Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Bart Stulls and turn into turrets The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
All right, welcome back, We're gonna do a round of
the to show Family Feud.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
The idea was because you know, Menace went to uh
excuse me, Berg Kreischer and Tom Segura's Two Bears five
K in Tampa.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yes, we were trying to get Jelly roll and I
guess you showed up late.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
I was supposed to be there, and yeah, he showed
up right when the race started, and he was supposed
to be there a little bit earlier, which I might
have had time to talk to him. So I wanted
him to do the family feud, but dude, you know
who was also on the list that didn't come through?
And I was like ready to go showed up Antonio Brown.

Speaker 10 (01:13:35):
Dude, I would have.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Died the podcasts. Yeah, so we didn't. We didn't get
jelly Roll. We didn't get Antonio Brown. So we must
have gotten like Tom Segura, right, no, no, no, Jason
Kelsey was there. We got No, we didn't. We didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
But we got people that were at the event.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Yeah, yeah, we got people athe But now what do
you show family feud?

Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
A lot of these games, like the weakest link is
the breakfast one, right, so Greg still owes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Breakfast that the other day you got talking, but you
got through one breakfast. You owe us to breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Now that breakfast you got was balm.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
No menace also the breakfast. But he's not going to
get it until gets it. That's what it was, all right,
so Greg breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Mena said he would buy the breakfast, but only after
Greg came through with his breakfast, which he did.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Right, So now we're playing for actual breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Yeah, yes, well men Is still owes a breakfast, Yeah,
yeah he does. But you guys, I would like to
make a special announcement about a von.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Are you there get on the in the sky In
the sky is v the space stations there. He is
there second, so, uh so check it out, you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
It's this Friday, right fon ye this Friday, Okay, so
coming up on Friday, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Uh, Vaughn,
set it up. I have paid for it. There will
be an omelet station here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
We've talked about it. We've talked about it for I
think eleven years. This sounds awesome. Will there be lobster tail?
I don't know, Vaughn. That's a that's a I have
no idea. I request I want all the fish.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
So there's gonna be there's literally gonna be an There's
gonna be an omelet chef here, chef here on Friday
morning for president eleven years.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
In the making, right. I wonder if they use clarified butter.
I gotta give it up to Vaughn because Vaughn's the
one that hit me up. He goes, Hey, dude, I
got a guy. He's a chef guy, and uh, he
can come in do an omelet station for everybody, Like dope,
set it up awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
I'm so they're gonna diced ham cube excited.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
But it's just like a real chef or just like
one of Vaughn's buddies. Here is a real, for real chef.
He was on a Chopped four twenty few years ago,
Chopped for twenty, so he does do wet stuff, but
I'll make it sober for you guys. But hold on,
what is Chopped twenty Wait, don't don't be rash. Oh
he told me it was from that show Chopped, the

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four twenty version.

Speaker 14 (01:16:23):
Okay, yeah, I thought this This sounds like a boot
bootleg Instagram thing, but no, that's just an actual thing
in twenty twenty one, hosted by that guy, the comedian
who's like he talks to me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Ron Functions will be here serving us food. That's awesome.
What okay, I'm down with this rules it is excited.
I don't need mine to be the sober version.

Speaker 14 (01:16:47):
We'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
We can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
It is Friday anyway, So that that's that's the update.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Yeah, how fun rip.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Yeah, It's it's a dream come true, really very exciting.
It's something that we never thought would ever be achieved now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I know. It's just something that maybe we would talk
about and you know, just kind of like laugh about, like, oh,
wouldn't that be cause like a private jet or a
suite at a basketball game. No, this is way better,
I'd say, yeah, not better than a jet, but better
than a sweet This is fun. Yeah it it's way
cheaper than the jet. I can tell you that. I
can probably a right. So what do you show? Family feud?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
This is from the Two Bears event in Tampa with
Tom Segura and Berd Kreischer. However, we didn't get any
of the famous people. We just got people who were
at the event. Yes, and the first people it's a couple.
They were addressed in bear costumes. Because this is the
Two Bears.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Five k.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
This is a little bit about them and their first question,
what's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
What are you from?

Speaker 13 (01:17:43):
Alexander Legon Kendall Legan from.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Fluipi to Florida. Yeah, nice, all right, first question? Name
something you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Okay,
but kind of get a little bit more perspective on
this guy that Did you talk to him for more
than just that one question?

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
No, I just ask them where they're from. They're dressed
in these bear costumes, and I go, you know what, these.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
People look like they're ready to part you know, I
realize I realized we're doing this all wrong. Why. Okay,
it's been a while since we played what do you
Show Family Feud? Uh huh? First of all, there's music.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
We got by the Great News, Yeah, yeah, by by Amata.

Speaker 11 (01:18:23):
I'm like, by the way Jupiter Floor is all I
need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Okay, Pa, tell him boys and girls? What do you
show Family Feud?

Speaker 15 (01:18:31):
From five K and Sammoth and so minutes he was
he was out there and he was talking to these
different people, and each person is going to get a question,
So you have to address the question to a particular person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Okay, remember so and then Greg? For example, if he
went first, he would have that question. Get your input though, yeah,
and you get our input and kid to make the fun. Okay,
that's how I remember. That's yeah, now we're remembering how
he plays a mess. Who will at the first question?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Officially, let's go with Greg. Let's go with Greg? Can
I hear it again? It was what you wouldn't want
to wake up next to? What you wouldn't want to
wake up next to? Any guests is from Florida.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
So he might say an alligator, but I'm thinking a
bug of some sort too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
That's what I would say.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
One of those guys would be like an chick.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I was gonna say, it's Florida. He could say like
fat chick or something fat chick. Yeah, a dead body.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Also, remember this is a couple, so it's a guy
and girl.

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
Right, Okay, so I'm thinking it's got to be in
the animal world, like either an animal or a bug.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
I'm my God tells me gator. Okay, not that you
ever would wake up next to you, but you wouldn't
want to. No, you certainly wouldn't want to. That's right, Sammy.
All right, let's say, all right, question number one, your
mom's vagina, his mom or my mom? Do you want

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anybody's mom's vagina? Alright? Moms? Would that was not on
the radar?

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
I feel like what and I got closest.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yeah, Florida. That's a Florida bar girl answer. Yeah, yeah,
your mom's vagina, Your mom's vagina? All right, who gets
the next Who gets the next question? Here? Mat, let's
go Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
The question is name a reason someone might get kicked
out of Walmart? That's a good Florida question here? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
out of Walmart. I mean stealing, obviously.

Speaker 9 (01:20:30):
Stealing, streaking. Pooping is a big one.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Yeah, that was a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I mean kidnapping, masturbating, Yeah, sure, setting fire.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Yes, these are all good. Yeah Greg bringing your alligator inside?
Oh yeah, pet alligators all good answers.

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
But I think we're gonna go I think we're gonna
go pooping, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
All right, pooping is a good answer. Let's see question
number two. What show family feud.

Speaker 12 (01:21:01):
When you have to wait so long for them to
unlock the deodorant like that, just like just get in
there and you get the deodorant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
They're like, hey, we have that locked up for a reason.
I'm like, smell this, bitches.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
So you're like, yeah, that's kind of like come on that, right,
I f any deodorant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Let me get my deodorant and condoms?

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Oh I yeah, Okay, what the hell we're getting in
a fight with the employees being locked up?

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Like going in and just taking the things that are
locked up without the key, like forcing your way in
and taking something out of I don't know how you
do that.

Speaker 11 (01:21:32):
Yeah, But again, it's a Florida answer because everything makes
lots of the fielders. It's not the saddest things. I've
been in those walmarts where all the entire cosmetics section
has security.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
You need a personal shopper at there. It's like, what
third world hell hole are we in? Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
All right, well, two questions down, no points on the board, MENASU.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Gets the next question. This around the wood, we show
family feud.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
All right, let's go to Seabassin S's saying, you know
that these are all Florida. All right, Name something that
a woman might lie about on their dating profile?

Speaker 11 (01:22:05):
Al right, so the obvious ones agent. Wait, of course,
possibly number of kids. But I do about that now?
Listening to the mom's vagina and Walmart, the other end answers.
That definitely helps, because that's not what these people are
gonna say. They're gonna say something like venereal disease.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Or it could be about having kids.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:22:28):
Most women are upfront about that if they want to
actually find a real man to date. But if they're
just looking at slam, they will hide that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
How many divorces they have? Right the straight. I guess
what guys don't care about.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Oh yeah, if they would have, if they have a well,
they wouldn't be on your profile.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Criminal record, criminal record. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm
gonna just drug yeah, I was saying, like a meth addiction.
Like although drugs is one of the answers on dating profiles.
They look a little pill shape leaf. People know you're
into its cool.

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
And sometimes never or regularly. I'm gonna simple, but I'll
go with vds.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Okay, good answers, mats, I swear I'm clean. All right,
here we go, question number three.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
But she likes sausage. Okay, she might lie about liking it.
She would lie about liking it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:22):
She's really or she's really approved it doesn't like Yeah,
after you get married, But.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
She likes sausage. Good follow up question? Then why why
would you like? Why wouldn't you like it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Lesbian? All right? Well, three questions down? Oh for three
so far here in the room.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
This is proven to be a very difficult round of
the Woody Show Family Feud.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Who gets next question? Minutes?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
All right, this next guy, I was drawn to him
because he was wearing a shirt that says bird is fat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Now let's uh, let's go with Sandy for this one.
All right, Sammy, your question?

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
All right, name a job where you could fail a
drug test? And still get radio.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
That's true. Exotic answer.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Drug dealer, sure, fast food employee, Yeah right, garbage man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
No, they drive, yeah they do, Now what if? What if? Hmm?
I'm thinking like a person like door dash or something. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
Again, it's a driving thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
But they're not getting tested. True, Yeah, the time is not.
I think they're gonna probably go something more like stripper
or hooker, because all I'm just thinking about the other answer.
Also think too.

Speaker 11 (01:24:37):
As we heard in our first clip, these are people
who are the comedy related events, so they're trying to
be funny. They're intentional also going to things like mom's vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Okay, I appreciate that's fun. And there they're joining fun
and they're drinking and they're drinking. Makes sense, all right,
But are younna go with here? Sammy? I'm gonna go
with I'm gonna go with a delivery person. Delivery person?

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
I get answered.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
So none of us are doing great in this game
so far, so we can you can only go up
from here. Let's find out question number four, what do
you show family feud?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Construction worker? Construction worker? Probably I do hear that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Well, we got a couple more questions right, Yes, what
do you show family feud? Next question is for what
a what's the first thing someone does after getting dumped?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Oh? Get under another? Yeah? Bang pender, Yeah, cry, they're
not going to say cry the first thing that you do. Maybe, Yeah,
that's right, you're a little bit. I think the first

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thing would be get under a person.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Rebound?

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Would it be like eat something?

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
I think rebound is a strong.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Because this is the dude that's answering the questions, right, yeah,
the guys that guys not sitting around eating like a
log of cookie dough and somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
He has a sure on that says burnus fat.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Yeah, I'm saying it's not going to be like a
chicks crying into their little pint of hoggin DAWs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
You know you pizza, We don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
I'm gonna go with my very big gut instinct and
I'm gonna say get under another or rebound.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I think that's what I think. That's definitely where
to go. I think we're gonna get a point. Yeah,
hopefully hopefully. All right, here we go. Question number five, cry,
oh my first thing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
Over the board.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Oh my god, that is the immediate reaction, you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Boy from who Most people break up and.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Then it takes time, and then you can call somebody,
call your friends and get dropped.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
All right, So question for Gina, are you a crier
after a breakup? No, I don't take you as one.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
No, not really?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Yeah, I mean Greg? Yes, oh yes, yeah, Greg's a
blubbering baby, destroyed for years. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
Uh, not to mean nothing, you're upset, but the whole
sitting around the circumstances.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Yeah, damn it. She was right there, right there, she
handed it to you. Maybe she's more tuned in than
the rest of us. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
We got one more question would show family few These
are people that are at the at the bird Chryscher,
Tom Segura, two bears five k in Tampa.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
And the next question is four.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
Let's give it to Greg, right, all right? What's the
worst thing to hear during a tattoo session?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
What's the worst thing to hear? But like, oops, yeah, whoops, whoops?
How do you spell that? I spelled that wrong? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
No regrets?

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Oh I like that. I like or they'll just point
it out. It's the most obvious answer, I think. I
think if we go too far, you'll end up either
talking yourself out of it or oh something like yeah,
some type of mistake. Yeah, like oops, whoopsie whatever that
all counts, right, whoopsie, daisy. Let's let's find out. Do

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we get a point at all this whole round or
or not?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
All? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Here we go. What's the worst thing to hear during
a tattoo session?

Speaker 16 (01:28:46):
Wronghold wronging, wrong, it's not you're talking about wronghold, this
wasted Well, I'm sure he was wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Hole.

Speaker 9 (01:29:03):
Are these these.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Particular questions or they jumbled on?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Hold?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Is the best pole to put something out of it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
I have the wrong audio seventeen?

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Like what.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
He for your butthole tattooed? And he tattoos your ear instead?

Speaker 10 (01:29:20):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Man? Well, my god, damn it. I guess I'm saving
some money today. Yeah. We always don't have the omelet
station coming on Friday. Ye, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Shop four twenty you love it, Irena. We're gonna take

(01:29:41):
a quick break. Wrong hold, I'm okay. More Woody shows next, hang.

Speaker 13 (01:29:48):
On, just kick your feet up on the dashboard back
in a few The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
The Woody Show, Well, Menace walked forty one miles. That
was over one hundred thousand steps. Yes, not for the
bird Kreischer Thomsiger five k Yeah that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Was a yeah, yeah, that was easy. But that was
when he walked to Disney.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
But have you ever wondered what happens to you when
you walk twenty thousand steps per day? That's what this
guy wanted to find out. So he committed to doing
that for a month. And here's what he learned. It's
kind of like when Morgan Spurlock just did the whole
big doze thing, the supersized I always forget that he's dead,
like he passed away.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
That sucks, he was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Walking twenty thousand steps a day is a huge time suck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
That's what he learned.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
It took approximately four hours out of his day every
day since he couldn't do it, which just significantly impacted
his schedule. From a physical standpoint. I know what you're wondering, Well,
how much do you lose doing He initially gained two
pounds all that muscle. Yeah, no, that was due to
water retention. Oh really yeah, And at the end of

(01:30:56):
the month, after walking twenty thousand steps every day, he
lost six pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Oh so it sucks because I lost like a pound.
Maybe because you're supposed to lose healthy weight losses, what
one to two pounds a week week? Yeah, yeah, but
it was twenty thousands.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Still good for you, right, yeahays.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Good for your heart, good for everything.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Mentally, He says his focus his productivity improved. That the
routine of it all helped him break some unproductive cycles
that he had but once a month. Once that month
was over, he said he found maintaining twenty thousand steps
just wasn't sustainable, so he started doing ten thousand steps
a day. Says that's improved his quality of sleep, He's
got more energy during the day. Just having that regular

(01:31:40):
routine has kept him motivated in other areas of his
life as well, and he's now down fifteen pounds, even
though weight loss had nothing to do with this, because
he wasn't fat.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
To begin with.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
Yeah, maybe did not much to lose.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
That's the other thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
When you don't have that much to lose, you're gonna
lose it slower anyway, way, slow compared to like a
big fat ass whale like myself. Like if I start
working out, dropped thirty pretty cool the first Yeah, that
was pretty easy. You could lose five pounds or whatever
per week at first, and then it slows down to
one and I think it's not working. Any morning you
go f it. I'm beyond saving and so then are

(01:32:12):
you fatten up again? But I mean, all this walking,
it's called zeb bound. People look into it and do
some light workout and you're fine. Well when I when
I did the walking, I was doing every day ten
thousand steps and that was taking me. That was taking
me two hours, and even that was a time suck,
and that was unsustainable to do it all in that
one chunk. We don't have a very active job. We

(01:32:32):
just kind of sit here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But yeah, if you have one of those jobs though,
where you're just working all the time, you're moving around ripped,
so your workouts built into your day. If you're a
mail carrier, all right, eight seven seven forty four Woody
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hi, it is Wednesday. It's
May seventh. Today is a National Homebrew Day, you guys?

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Greg, and I hate those guys on HGTV the House Hunters.
He got like a quote, so much space and this
could be a great place to set up my beer
brewing stuff. You could go to the store and just
find all right, And that day his National Anxiety Disorder
Screening Day, So go get screened, you'll know, as well
as School Nurse Day. Shout out to all the school nurses.

(01:33:22):
Some of the entertainment stuff out there this morning, menace.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
What's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:33:26):
Well, Larry David has revealed that he actually met Paul
McCartney just recently at a dinner and asked him the
most random question. Okay, tell me how you would answer
this question.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
It's funny. This is like the SNL fifty thing. Yeah,
we asked Paul a question.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
Yeah, And he asked, Paul, have you ever been punched
in the face?

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
And then Paul said, uh no, but when I was
thirteen or fourteen somebody headbutted me.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Okay, so yeah, have you ever been punched in the face? Yeah?
And apparently he had like a really just cool reaction
to it. He was last thing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Apparently Paul McCartney is like a big He loves comedians
and he loves the randomness and the kind of joking around.
You know the fact that I mean, when's the last
time anybody ever said the Paul McCartney.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Ever been punching the mouth? Yeah, that's good, that's what
we might steal that.

Speaker 11 (01:34:13):
It's like a good opening line because like Daniel Tosh
does that with his podcast where he asks one question
off the top first, do you believe in ghosts? Because
it's always leads to an interesting either story or angle
or something.

Speaker 7 (01:34:28):
Yeah, how about aliens? How about big Foot? About nasty
crypt we're stealing it. Yeah, we'll try that with our
next interview. Whoever comes in?

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
What kind of on?

Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
If I'd never met this person before, I would feel
kind of threatened. I'd be like, what are you trying to?

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Who's the next person is supposed to come in?

Speaker 14 (01:34:47):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Is it Patrick Warburton?

Speaker 10 (01:34:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Yeah, he is confirmed. He's coming in the story. We'll
find out. Does he believe in aliens? I guess we'll
find out to ask him I've been punching the mouth?

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Okay, all right? Fans of the charlemay is that how
you say his name?

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Correct? Anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
So were wondering why he didn't go to the met
gala with his girlfriend Kylie Jenner, demanding answers. I know,
and they wanted answers. Why was he there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Man? Answer, he's been everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
Well, it was super manly because he was actually watching
the Knicks game with his friends on an iPad and
he was posting it on social media.

Speaker 8 (01:35:22):
It's the total reverse of what you would have done.
Your wife would be watching basketball, you at the met.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Yeah, I would die to go to the Mega. Would die.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
I saw this headline and as I'm just skimming through,
and I had this really weird gut feeling that just
hit me all of a sudden, And it was about
how Haley Bieber went to this thing without justin Bieber,
like he was mysteriously not there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
And I got this weird gut feeling like he's going
to be dead soon.

Speaker 11 (01:35:51):
Oh God, no weird feeling at all. He clearly is
either on drugs, skinny on drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Or having serious mental problems.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Yeah, and I don't know much. I mean, I know
that he was like dealing with something a year or so.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Ago or whatever, has that weird disease that all these
celebrities are getting for some reason.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
I don't know what's going on with him currently, but
I got that weird gut feeling out of nowhere about
a person I never think of, like this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
This guy is not going to be with us soon.
That is weird. Okay, drugs, Now, I'm not rooting for it.
I just got this weird scene that I got that
weird feeling.

Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
Now to flip it, I think that everyone thinks he's
doing like all these hardcore drugs, but he's really just
a stoner.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Yeah. They showed him smoking weed. Yeah, I think that's
what's really going on. He just likes skiing stone.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
He has a kid now, right, Yeah, any though, yeah, lucky,
I'm so jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
All right, there's still drama in the Royal family. Now.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
We talked about Prince Harry and how his brother said,
once his brother's in charge, he's gonna strip him of
any title that has to do with the Royal family.
But now he has drama with King Charles. So apparently
Harry who knew this, But the Royal family was paying
for Harry's like security twenty four to seven and they

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just recently took that away.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Yeah, And Harry was upset by that and he talked
about it publicly. Now King Charles is very upset and
he's no longer speaking to him.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
My god, that is the neatest thing I've ever heard
so Harry is going to have to pay for his
own super.

Speaker 8 (01:37:25):
He deserves to have to pay for it himself. He
wanted nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
This is what you get.

Speaker 8 (01:37:31):
I want all the perks, but I don't want to
be part of it. Yeah, Harry, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:37:36):
Another shocking news Holly Madison, playboy playmate.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
You know who she is, Hall Madison.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
She she says, this is shocking news guys, that she
hated having group sex with Hugh Hefner.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Why she was with them?

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
She says, it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Okay, well you decided to do it so exactly like the.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Bottom bitch, like she was like top dog in there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
She said that she hated it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
Wow, well he did it anyway, But she said when
it was one on one that she said it was
actually okay.

Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
So it was kissing all those girls right because she
was like in love with him.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
So she doesn't want to do the group sex stuff
with all the others. Yeah, great, because it sure sucks
when girls lies out.

Speaker 9 (01:38:22):
Allegedly, they'd all have to go up and get these
their same like pajamas on and then like encircle him
on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Noise so cheesy. Yeah, they only had a fifty three
year age grab that. Yeah, but she had no thigh gap,
Bill Belichick, and she got to live in a mansion.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I know rules all right? Uh speaking about age eighty
eight years old is the age of Jack Nicholson and
now he is and his son was saying that he
doesn't want to go in public anymore and he doesn't
want people to see him.

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
I going to basketball games. Courts.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
No 't blame it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
I think you get to a certain point, and especially
when you've been knowing your whole life as whatever, like
you had that look your birthesty Yeah, but I think
it's like twenty years too late because they were showing
an old photo of them from when he was sixty
five side he was looking rough back then.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
But I mean, look at look at Gene Hackman.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
I mean I think that guy was ninety some years
old as well, but like you look at that, you know,
that's Gene hacks shocking.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Actually they even look like.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
Sometimes they're just so much slower and walking.

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
Yeah, I mean in his heyday he was you know,
smashing windows with golf clubs and road rage.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Yeah, that's that old time kind of well I say
old time, not like oh Hollywood, but like that really
cool eighties era Hollywood.

Speaker 9 (01:39:39):
Yeah, but like Alec Baldwin was like punching photographers.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
And that's before cell phone cameras were before some crimes.
Pretty cool. Well the fun days, Yeah, I thank you
very much. Met it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
The problem no time for your birthdays show its shimay.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
We're going it's shimmer We're gonna sit the like it's shimoda,
and you know we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
And we will start with the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Happy birthday to mister Beast, who is twenty seven years
old today.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Really is who's older?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
His estimated net worth, according to Time magazine, is somewhere
around five hundred and fifty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
I would have guessed thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Really, I might have been personal. Yeah, I mean, from
what I understand, he's twenty seven. I don't know if
that's accurate, but.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
I think so. Let's see why it's mean.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Hey, Alexander Ludwig from The Hunger Games and many other things,
he's thirty three. Breck and Meier from Clueless and Broad
fifty one. Franklin Bash eighty, Bryant former Snler is thirty eight.
Tommy Fury, the British Fighter and reality TV star from
Love Island is twenty six director Amy heck Sorry, Heckler,

(01:40:47):
Heckler Lane.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Yeah, that's such a tough name to say. Heckerlinge Heckerling. Okay,
she's seventy one. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
She was behind two movies both defined different generations, Fast
Times and then Clueless. Oh yeah yeah. W W wrestler
Kevin Owens is forty one. Jake Bon Jobe the son
of John Bon Joey and besides being a quote model
and actor, are you, he's also the layer of pipe
to Millie Bobby Brownoy. So they got married last year.

(01:41:15):
He's twenty three years old today. Eagle Eye Cherry remember
his nineties jam Safe Tonight? Hell yeah, he's fifty six.
Fun fact, he is the half brother of Nina Cherry.
Remember nineteen eighty eights jam Buffalo stands.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
H Nana Cherry.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
It's Nana. Yeah, Nana was Nina Cherry. It was Nina.
I have a really cool story about.

Speaker 9 (01:41:38):
Buck Cherry, not a totally different Buck Cherry crazy Yeah,
Eli Cherry on a Buck Cherry story.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
So my friend was graduating from the Marines and my
other friend and I like, this is way before Uber
and everything like that, and we didn't really know how
to order a car, so we said, oh, you can
order a limousine. So we ordered a limousine and then
we just played Eagle Eye Cherry over and over again
until we got to the marine graduation.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Wow, that sounds amazing. Yeah, I mean the song's good,
it's not that good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
And then and then the limousine messed up.

Speaker 7 (01:42:12):
It like pulled up in front of the grandstands and
everyone thought we were like famous.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Before we get to the actual porno birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
One of the few people who make the transition from
pornographic actress to actual actress, Tracy Lordy Lauria. Yeah, you
might have seen her in Zach can Zieri Make a Porno,
which is sort of bridging the gap. I guess fifty
seven years old today and then you got your porno
birthday today is Anissa Kate and Anissa she is a

(01:42:40):
French birthday girl, a certified butt slut.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Oh good good.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
She's been sitting all funny for years thanks to her
work in one thousand, two hundred and eighty eight fine films,
including anal Dementia Volume two.

Speaker 6 (01:42:55):
Oh you forgot how many times?

Speaker 12 (01:42:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
They she was in butt plug Pleasures Volume one, also
anally helping.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
The neighbor in need.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
It's nice she was in anal tennis practice Volume one. Okay,
a Nissa does three men in front of her husband
in a parking lot, and who can forget her unforgetable
role in.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
All that leather, all that ass, all that pleasure, all.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
That class old though, that's a Nissa kid who's thirty
eight years old today. And that's your corner birthday, your
celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
And that is a.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Little look of what's happening Wednesday here on the entertainment
spot in the world. There we go in the world
of entertainment here on the Wooyes Show.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Bah, Okay, we're good. That's it, right, Yeah, all right,
Cherry Buck Jerry Cherry bitch, insensitivity draining for politically world.
It's a Woody Show. Well that's it for Wednesday, everybody nice.
You can catch the full show podcast, of course, along
with the fifteen to thirty minute highlight podcasts, by going

(01:43:55):
to wherever you normally get that kind of stuff, or
by going to the Woody Show Dot. Today we had
the Woody Show Taste Drive of those different celebrity food items,
so We tried the a lot of times of the
celebrity just throw their name on something, but is it good?
We tried before you buy.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Also the food news in there today all the other
stuff you might have misget caught up on the full
show podcast The Woodieshow dot Com tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
It is a pre Friday to Thursday morning. Mother's Day
is on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
We got a pre Mother's Day topic and this is
something for the parents out there, and all of us
have at least one thing that would go on this list.
I'm asking you, what's something you hate doing with your kids,
like reading.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
Books to them, going to the playground.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Hide and seek? Yes, if I was a parent, it
would be baking. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Yeah, So like a pre Mother's Day topic for the moms,
what's something you hate You'll do it, but you hate
doing it with your kids. We'll get into all that,
plus anything you got for us between now and tomorrow.
You're leaving it on the after hours voicemail that numbers
eight seven, seven four twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
I'll remind you to follow us on social media and
get some what do you show merch? We got sweatshirts,
we got t shirts, all kinds of stuff. Available for
you right now if you go to woodieshow merch dot com.
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:15):
Hopefully someday they'll make a male version of Alexa, so
it won't listen to everything you say.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
That's my wife tried to turn it into some kind
of like a misogyny thing. She went into the one
room in the house that I spend the most time in.
It's quiet and away from everybody. Yeah, and there's a
there's a device in there, and the voice on it
is a male voice. It's not the typical female voice.

(01:45:42):
And she goes, oh, you can't even listen to a
woman on the I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Like, what are you talking about. I didn't change it
because you went through the trouble to change it. Yeah,
just go because I care that much. No, I didn't
change it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
My kids are always doing stuff and I'll notice it
because my alarm clock that I have next to my bed,
I'll say, Alexa, set my sorry guys a word, Set
my alarm for one fifteen am, and I'll go alarm
set for one fifteen am.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Make some weird noise, which never used to do. I go,
what is what the hell is that all?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
About it's because they enabled some kind of skill on there.
Ooh okay, yeah sucks weird.

Speaker 9 (01:46:22):
I'm from another time because I don't even have one,
and I got to.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
Figure out, like you know, all right, which one of
you kids said this thing? Which one was it? So
I can disable it. I can't just get a list.
It's a paying the end to do with this.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
Wow, well, Gina, this might blow your mind. I don't
think we share this with you, but I have one
in my refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
What why that?

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Yeah, it's got the one. He's got the refrigerate, it's
got the TV in it and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Yeah, they talk to it. Yeah. Otherwise you can miss
a couple of minutes of the Housewives show. Yeah, you can
see inside it without even opening the door.

Speaker 6 (01:46:55):
Ay word, we're out of cottage cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable
time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
You know we'll have appreciate you for that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
The rest of you guys can suck it and we
will catch back here on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Have a great day. SMD double am. I quit this bitch,