FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 8th 2025 Podcast FULL SHOW

Mother's Day Coming Soon, What's Something You Hate Doing With Your Kids?, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
is a Thursday. It's a pre Friday. It is May eighth,
twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg Menace, Gina Gray, Morning Gina.
We got Sea Bass. Yeah. We have Sammy Morning Bort

(01:00):
and his trusty producer, his right hand man, Menji in
the Woody Show production department today. They have lights on
in his studio that they're remodeling. That thing is a mess.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, and I can never see inside because it's always
so dark in there. Yeah, anyway, so they're here. We
got Morgan, our associate producer, von our video producer. Phones
open for you to be a part of the show
this morning, topic contest, whatever you'd like to be a
part of. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the
number that's eight seven seven forty four Woody, or he
can send us a text over to two to nine

(01:33):
eight seven. Mother's Day coming up on Sunday. I bought
the Mother's Day cards yesterday and I will mail them today.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, and will let make it on time.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think it will because I'm gonna do two day
So I've gotten better from overnight.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's better. That's an improvement to today. Now here's why
I think I remember reminding you about a week ago
he did.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here's here's a question though. So my wife already set
up all the stuff that's gonna go to the mom's,
so her my mom, my step mom. So they you know,
kind of like gifty type of things. Whatever the cards do,
they have to be there on Sunday because livery the
other ones will the other stuff that my wife already
ordered will be there by Sundays to be there.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's what I'm kind of thinking.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, it needs to be there. Well, get their
Saturday delivery.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
The FedEx Kinko's whatever it's called, the FedEx Office store
what they call now. I think they have a thing
where it's one of those if it fits at chips
and one of the yeah like that, and so you
get two days for like twelve bucks, which is a
steel because a lot of times you'll do like a
just a standard overnight at one of those kinds of
like a ups store, the FedEx Office store and it's

(02:44):
like a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
To go along with your billion dollar card. Cards are
minimum five bucksay.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, especially if you get the Greg's always getting the
ones that had that layer of cellophane over the front
of it you have.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
To remove before to send it.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It has a bunch of like hot glued to the
front of the pyrus.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
The little hummingbird sticker on the three ds.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think the ones will glitter.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, and the super ones can go to hell.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
People want to give them to you with a glitter
on it. I'm like, I don't want titter.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I mean, does that have a gift card inside?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, maybe I'll deal a bit, But if it doesn't
and you give me a glitter card, I hate you.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Two. A nine has a question here. I was wondering
what you guys are planning to do for Mother's Day?
And has Mother's Day ever been really important to your family?
I asked, because it's not for me and my family.
My mother died four years ago the day before the
fourth of July, and I'm currently a single mother who
has yet to get one present from my children and
most likely won't this year. Seeing that they're both teenagers
and we are a low income family, but like it

(03:44):
doesn't take much for knowledgement at least, yeah, some kind
of acknowledgment to work a card.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, your kids are terrible when that sucks when
my parents get.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Really bad job awful kids.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
When we were little and my parents got divorced, we always,
you know, there was a a cake and presents and stuff.
But my dad wasn't there for a little bit, and
my brother and I didn't know what to do. So
I went to my friend's house and her mom helped
us bake a cake. I mean, there are things that
can be done.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, but kids do need to be taught what to do,
because you remember, like when I was a kid, I
got like a Christmas present from some family members and
I didn't know you had to write, think you car
and I, yeah, you don't, just learn And then I
didn't send them one, and then.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well you do, and things get busy.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I understand, I got to stand over this kid.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I do. Yeah, but I wasn't taught to do that,
I'm saying, and then they disown me.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
So as far as I told you, my wife was
sending some stuff I'm doing the card thing. So what
do you do for Mother's Day?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
I sent Well, I usually sent presents, but I got
lazy this year. I only sent cards. But like I
mentioned before, I did send a card to my mom
from her cats.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Totally support it. Greg, what do you do this year?
Just card? My mom is flowered out, so just card.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Charcouter usually yeah, or I'll do like marble slab cheese.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, that's what you did for my dad one for
Father's Day board thing. It or like a like a
wine basket with the.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Block of cheese and it has a piano wire that
comes down and cuts the cheese.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
All cut the cheese. The board ruled you could write
on it. It was made out of some sort of stone.
I don't know what kind of stone to father go.
And it came with a piece of chalk and you
would write what kind of cheese labeled?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Label the cheeses?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Man, this is what do you do for Mother's Day?
I always do home depot gift card for your mom?
Had got her new pine but pine pine tree scented
air freshener for her super.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Room, new belt sander.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
She does have a super room. Yeah, I got it.
The Melissa Aswarde box set. Anything other than Mother's Day,
I always use gold Belly. Yeah, I love that, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
I usually I mean, I don't send my mom anything.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
I'll always call her and then if I'm with her
or around or I see her, you know, we'll do
a brunch or a lunch or something like that and
go out and do something.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You don't give her a card, No, I'll just.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Call her say happy Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Say best, do you like to take the opportunity to
remind your mom how lucky she is that she had you?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Or high five?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
This year? I will be visiting.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Thank you? Oh what's the movies? What's the occasion? It
can't be Mother's Day?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's called grodwork for That's why you're.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Because that was for But you're legitimately going four Mother's Day. Yes,
it was because something else was happening. It's her idea,
but yes, I am going. She sent me a text
in a few weeks ago say oh blah.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
Your brothers and sister be around blah blah Blah's like okay,
I'll come to yeah, man, all.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Right, well very nice. Thank you from the text too,
And I who after all that stuff? Says, what is show?
You're the most important part of my day. I'm bad
better than your kids. You could send us a text
if you'd like, over to two to nine eighty seven.
Call us eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh my god, I was born for the right here.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I don't know this.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm sudden. I'm hallucinating Iday.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Let's oh woo, woody woody. Sure, and it's another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a
pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning. Yes, it's May eighth,
twenty twenty five. What's good with you? Everything excused to
be pretty good with us? Oh yeah, I think looking
around the room, I see Greg Gorey. I would men,

(07:26):
it seems to be in a pretty good mood today.
We've got Gina great, they're sea bass, we got Sammy
phones are open. Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four. What he hardly bring it down on
a Thursday.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, let's see it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
We're we're in the They always say, like you passed
the breaking point, right, Yeah? Yeah. If you make it
through today, you're you're good. Just gotta get through tomorrow.
That's easy. Friday. Everybody's in a great mood. All right,
if you want to call in, great text in two
two nine eighty seven coming up. You know, Mother's Day
on Sunday. We got some Mother's Day stuff, including a
topic for the parents, and I'll be thinking about what

(07:59):
you want to contribute. Parents. The question is what's something
that you're a parent, And you're a good parent, so
you'll do it. But what's something you hate doing with
your kids?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, you know stupid little games. Let's play hide and seek?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
No, always, they love hide and seek?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah right, go hide and I'll come find you.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I used to do that with my sister. Go hi, Yeah, go.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Hid, I'll come find you.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, playing GTA thanks?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Be watching this movie here?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, so be thinking about that. You could text over
to to nine eighty seven or call in when we
get to the topic to two nine eight seven is
the text eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
What is the phone number?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Uh, dude, I got a I got a red neck
news that I wasn't I wasn't even planning on doing
the red neck news today, but I think it's it's
too big to ignore. Okakay, everybody is talking about it,
and so we're gonna we're gonna do the red Neck
News and then we'll get into that that parent discussion. Okay,
what's something you hate doing with your kids? I mean,

(08:59):
we're or else to like reading books? Like is this
the same stupid good Night Moon?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I know, good Night Room.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
If I had kids, my answer would be almost everything,
because you know how we're addicted to home shows. Yeah, yeah,
so you watch Love It or Listed, for example, and
then they do the reveal and the house is so perfect.
The parents are touring it and looking at it and
loving it. It's just magazine perfect. And then they open
the front door and the kids run in, jump on

(09:27):
the couch, flip around all the barstools and everything, such
little slot. Right, yeah, they would mess up everything.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Someone for it rewatching Frozen all day every day for
two years.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
They stuck on movies, right yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, all right, So yeah, that topic's coming up. Your
feedback on that. But that Redneck News.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
If you're an air conditioners just an ice cube in
front of a box fan, some dulang ren.

Speaker 10 (10:01):
And against the story everyone is talking about Greg, we
would be remiss. We would be very remiss if we
didn't include This is from Akron, Ohio, fifty five year
old chick in the news. Victoria Vadal is her name,
and the cops they pulled her over and it turned
out that she not only was driving on a suspended license,

(10:21):
but she also had an outstanding warrant. But none of
that matters because that's not why she made the news.
It's news and people are talking about it because in
the car with her menace was Chewy.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Raccoon my dream, and she got busted for drugs because
the raccoon pulled out her meth pipe and tried to
smoke it right in front of the officer.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Wait, hold on, yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
A picture tooth pipe. It might be Chewy's. It was
all caught on the officer's body cam as he was
arresting Victoria. He looks back into the car and sees
Chewy sitting on the driver's seat holding the meth pipe
up to its mouth. Here's a picture from the body cam.
He's taking a fat hit like this is.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Not his first problems.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, here's some audio from the bodycam footage. He's playing
with a pipe right now, there's no there's no.

Speaker 11 (11:29):
Alright, alright, enough fun in games.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
That raccoon's living its best light.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It might be Chewie's pipe, though a search of the
car turned up three different meth pipes. Some myth and
a small amount of crack was also in there. And
chew he's fine. By the way, Please see the check
out see if Victoria had the proper permits to legally
own a raccoon. But there it is as from Akron, Ohio,
fifty five year old Victoria Vidal who got pulled over

(11:57):
by the cops and busted for drugs thanks to her
meth smoking pet raccoon. And that is today's raid. Nick.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That raccoon deserves a better mommy.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I know right.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Right in a car. He's medicated.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
We'll give him a home.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, all right, So we're gonna take the break and
then we'll come back and got some of that Mother's
day stuff. Also for the parents to question, what's something
you hate doing with your kids? That is next hang
on as working in the radio, in the street, working
in the past thirty years, this is our every day.
The people's industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left, and they've never gone. You know

(12:39):
what we should really add.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Position I wonder if today's the last day.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
So Mom's Day Sunday, don't forget, don't forget mom. That
mom is like a real bitch, you know, yeah, you
know it's I got a great mom.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
My.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Mom's awesome and so sweet, so night polar opposite of
me really in so many ways. But I've never understood, like, man,
how do people like hate their mom so much? You know,
Like these people are like, oh, my mom sucks well
a lot. I haven't talked to her in decades or
whatever the case may be. And I'm like, huh. And

(13:23):
then you hear some of the stories, You're like, I mean,
there are some there are some bad bombs out there,
so f them. But the good ones. If you've got
a good one, you know you acknowledge your mom on Sunday. Now,
when all the numbers were crunched, all the factors taken
into consideration, May is the worst month when it comes
to parenting. Thirty five percent said the end of the

(13:45):
school year is harder on them than the back to
the school season is, and that's probably thanks to all
of the summer planning that has to be done, Like
what are we gonna do with these kids when they're
out of school? And this is all the crunch time
for that, and a lot of camps fill up quick
and right. I got work, I got places to be.
I can't just be hanging around stuff like sports in
summer camp, summer vacations if you're playing one of those.

(14:06):
So the average parents starts feeling the end of summer
stress twenty eight days before the school year ends, so
most parents are already in it, are about to be
and it doesn't get any easier for June or July
because sum are you know, that's a great time for
kids again, not for parents. The third of parents pulled,
so they probably won't have a single stress free day
this summer.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
But also with the.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
End of May or at the end of the school year,
it's always remember, let's do the final push for the
candy drive, or this is Spirit week, And like, why.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
At this point I completely tune out of all that
stuff you got me the beginning of the year when
you had your initial like maybe did a fundraiser or
something in the beginning of the year where hey, go
to Costco and we need some supplies for the classroom,
and people go and they buy, Okay, fine, you got me.
Now it's like boo, I got senior write a sun
I am tuned out catch you in the Fall.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
As a kid, my summer's ruled because my cousins and
I would live at my grandmother's house just like cook
us food. Yeah, just go ride bikes and then go
on vacations with her and stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
As a kid, summers are awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
And they felt like any I know, it was great.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
But it does suck for parents, you know, and when
your kids are small, like my kids now sixteen thirteen.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Now doing their own thing.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, but they're still involved in activities and doing stuff,
you know. But this is for parents out there, and
again this is our topic today, and it is always
nice to know that you're not alone. I'm reading the
text going like, oh man, I remember those days.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Only forty percent of parents with kids under thirteen say
that reading to or with their kids is fun. The
rest they're faking enthusiasm, dying a little inside with every page.
The big book right now, I guess is Lama Lama
Red Pajama. Oh yeah, that's that's a that's a big
book right now. Our friends from the Cruise Radio show,

(15:58):
you'll see it on the internet. It's all over the place,
but for I think for the body Jeff g And yeah, guys,
I think they've been doing it for almost ten years
now with that book. But they'll get rappers to do.
Oh that's funny to read that book. I think I
have seen something out day. Yeah, yeah, it's huge. Yeah,
but some stats back in twenty twelve, sixty four percent
of toddlers were being read to on the regular. Now

(16:21):
and that numbers, guys, dropped to just forty one percent.
Oh no, Now that said, kids who read or who
are read to daily are three times more likely to
want to read on their own.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I get it that.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I support you want to read on your own for
it got to be involved.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
We are young. They can't read them stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
But that's part Sammy, because when my kid was little
and he couldn't read, you just make stuff. Yes, we
would just look at the picture and then there was
a tree and then.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
And like they they have no idea what it is
that princess died. Yeah, I would, and I would read
because you know, my wife wud be sitting there scrolling
or whatever I was reading to one of the kids,
and I'd start doing a story for her entertainment. That's
what we did. And then there's this big fat bear.
And the big fat bear came home and go, yo,
what are you doing to my house? I'm calling the

(17:08):
cops on you.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yep, I'm just not the pope posted Goldie locked.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
It turned out that Mommy Bear was not the real mommy.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Have you ever skipped forward in a book because you
just want.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, one last story and then we're
going to bed. Okay, oh yeah. Pro tip that was
a big thing that worked with my kids. Whenever it
was like again for whatever it is, or one more
and you're like, all right, fine, one more time, okay,
how many times you fought? How many times? One more?

(17:42):
And then that was it and you go, what I say?
You even said one more okay? And then they usually
let it go wow because they acknowledged that it was
one more time.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Pro tip that's a really good one.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
So questions for the parents here, what's something you secretly
hate doing with their kids?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
And again, I know you're a good parent. Do it.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I I've done plenty of stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Smile on your face and the thing that I see
and I saw it come over on the text, and
I don't get asked to do these things, but my
wife certainly does. My daughter gets into the TikTok dances
and the TikTok things, and so she's like got my
wife doing the coordinated Like, you know.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
What, why have I never seen this? Ask ask?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm sure my daughter's obsessed with Gina by the way
she queena he love obsessed. I think she likes Gina
more than she likes us.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, how do you feel about the one completely underwriting
your daughter's life and doing everything for her and I
get all the credit. It's like you're my mommy now.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It's you know, It's what it's like when you had
that really cool aunt or uncle. Yeah, you know, and
I think you're just like a cool antswer that's my
girl kind of thing. Yeah, and then you also encourage
it by telling your crap like that like you're my girl.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
She is my girl.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I let me tell Gina all the time, like, dude,
feel free to like just tell her to go away.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
No, I would never because she gets a little much
because she's so interesting very physically yeah, oh yeah, that
makes it sound really weird, like we have to be
like physically, she wants to stand next to sit.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Next to Gen.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
She wants to hold her hands.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
You want to little my shadow?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
So hide and Seek made the list a lot of
people on the text with that, especially when the kid
hides in the same place every single time.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Where could you possibly be under the table?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Playing pretend sucks like, Oh, your kid's a dragon fairy
astronaut for the four hundredth time today, I'm scared, dude.
Watching kids TV shows now, that is not as bad
as something I would rather do that than playing pretend
or Hide and Seek or reading books, basically, because you

(19:45):
don't have to be on there's nothing you need to do.
It's just the repetitiveness of the stuff that they're watching
because it's the same show or even the same exact movie,
the same exact episode of Sophia the first that you're
watching a billion times.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I've question, though, has a lot of these shows gotten
hip and put like underline jokes for the parents.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, some of them.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
It was always good at that, some of them.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
But then some of them have really leaned into the
science of kids television and so it's very deliberate with
certain sounds, tones, colors, a certain amount of movement.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yes, cocoa melon I think is the big offender. Yea.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
There are too many quick cuts, too loud, too much stimuli.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
And so it's like tripping. You how some people get
triggered into seizures with strobes and stuff. Yeah, there are
some parents who are getting basically panic attacks induced by Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
The thing with the kids is, you know how.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
We're addicted to our phones and there's lots of quick
cuts and colors.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
That's what it's. It's just making them zombies. They're just colors.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Did they initially say that was SpongeBob, Like SpongeBob was
like a big offender of like how even the way
they spoke in the show.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, I can see that, but.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
I'll say Bluey is brilliant. I would watch that on
my own.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
It's so yes great, it's slow, it's quiet, the stories
are nice.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You know. I didn't mind Peppa Pig because but my
daughter was in. But the voices were really kind of
mellows Australia. Hello mummy Pig. Hello Pepa.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, hello, hello Pepa. I'm gonna go take.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
A look on the mummy pig skirt. I'm gonna Carol hotail.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Apparently that show even started kids speaking with slight British accents.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Like hello, yeah, yeah, so watching kids TV shows? Okay, yeah,
if you Prince says man, if you've never wanted to
throw Bluey off of a cliff, you're not living that.
Arts and crafts.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's a chick thing, especially if.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
They want you to hang it on the wall or
they all want it on the wall.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
The mess soup, that's the thing because it's a mess
and it's all over the place. Oh and if you
whoever figured out that you could make slime at home, yeah,
a big one, Yeah, big one. I would manage that outside.
Next thing, you know, like uh, you know how there's
people who are in the huffing will take you to
like an office Max to get you a bunch of

(22:27):
compressed air, like your kids are trying to get you
to go to Target with them or whatever and buy
a bunch of Elmer's and then.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Mix it with was it like cornstarch?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Is it with a laundry detergent or fabric soft and
one of the two I forget which one it is.
It's a mess.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
And then then once it's done in there, and once
something's done, it ends up in place on or in
places and you're like you got to keep this at
the table.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
And and for the little boys, at least little boy
in my life. Anyway, Greg, you'd be so pissed everything.
Let's make a volcano with like baking powder and and
laundry urgent activity everywhere.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I mean, you're getting glitter glue off the dog.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
I mean he would make his children live in a
tent in the backyard into Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Honesty time, what's something you secretly hate doing with your kids?
This person says, board games. Yeah, Shoots and ladders is
where joy goes to die. The only one I remember
Kevin having some kind of fun because I hadn't played
it since I was a kid, and my kids were
into it for like a hot second was Candy Land.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Still do that sometimes?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
You know what's awesome about board games, They're missing the
point board games have a definitive ending. The thing that
ruined my life was when the kid would make up
his own rules to a game that he made up
and it wouldn't end. The way to keep changing. That
was the worst part for me. Was just I don't
know when it's going.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
To be allowed him to like do that.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
I would tap out eventually because I'm like, okay, last time,
big finish. That was my that's my warning, Like when
he's putting on a show, big finish, here's the big finish.
Because I can't. I can't just be let around on
this leash for two hours.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
See, somebody says, going to the playground.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I was always fine with that.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Number one, they're outside, they're burning themselves out.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Don't you have to play with them?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh, because they sit.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's you're fat for swings. I'm too fat for you know,
climbing up on these things. I'm not supposed to be
up there. I'm two hundred and sixty pounds.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
But did it ever worry you? Because if I had
a kid at the playground, I would think he's gonna
fall and break his round.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
They're probably in sand exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Really, yeah, I'm fine with that. Kids parties getting some
uh some shout out, dude, you know twenty just like
hyped up sugar loaded toddlers screaming at a bounce castle place.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Somebody always ends up crying.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, and you know you got the moms and the
people hanging around spiking their lacroix.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh yeah, let's just be hanging out.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I have a quick question going back to the playground,
real quick.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Now the stuff on the ground, the wood chips, would
you call them tambar like I did, tan bark, No,
it was mulch. You called it mulch sometimes mult or
wood chips or like what I see now now a
lot are like uh, I think they're like shredded old
tires or something. But when I was a kid, we
called the tambark.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Never heard that hometown. We called it tambar. Tambark. I've
never even heard that.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Tan bark.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
It was tan bark, really, never heard just Greg and I.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, never heard that hyper local reference.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And a lot of times, at least when we were kids,
the playgrounds had sand underneath them. And then they stopped
doing that because literally the neighborhood cats and stuff would
come around and crap in it. Yeah, they would use
it as a litter box. And there was a sandbox
I remember at our elementary school, you know, playground, and
we'd get in there and every once in a while,

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like some kid ew because there was they all of
a sudden they're digging in the sand there holding the turd.
We either had sand or tambark.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
And then on on days where it might rain, did
you wait for the official person to walk in and
ride on the chalkboard. For lunchtime, it was eat in
play out or eat in play And you were waiting
about eating? Was that ever? Eat out play out?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Waited with baited breath, get to go outside or.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
You sit there and watch a film you've seen a
thousand times.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Did you have brunch and lunch? Brunch? Yeah, we had
raining I had never heard of until my kids.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
We had high school.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, runch. Wait, that's what grew up in California.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's what it was called. Yeah, that late morning twenty
minute break.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
When I was in junior high that time here it
was called nutrition.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah, nutritionia.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yes, it was all processed crap.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sorry. I went to school in Pittsburgh and New Jersey.
It was like lunch, lunch or snow and that was it.
And the lunch was it was Ilio's pizza and a
chocolate milk or corn have that. But whatever you brought
in that you would trade with your friends because the
stuff that your mom packed sucked. Tho little fruit cocktail
cans that had the little mull taping on the top.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
See there was that.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And then if you forgot your lunch and you didn't
have any lunch money on you, you can get a
like a basically like an IOU kind of ticket that
from the front office. They got you one of those
terrible peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which was like four
inches of peanut butter and the world's finniest layer of jelly. Yeah,
it was very dry peanut butter, like it's like like

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the kind of stuff that would just kind of crumble
apart as opposed to be creamy.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
If we had twenty minute brunch and then thirty five
minutes run was twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Mine was like it might have.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Been fifteen fifteen, but yeah, it was just called brunch.
They didn't serve the most.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Have you never heard of this?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, it was just a it sounds soft, right, please brunch.
It sounds like you went like like some kind of
like a fancy Yeah exactly, it sounds fancy. Yeah, it
wasn't all right kids.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Time for brunch for high tea like okay milk.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, I'm sure. At the meeting, the teacher said, I
don't know, this sounds soft.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
They cared.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Fruit to the USC headquarters.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yes, sorry, I didn't go to school in jail.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Brunch.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You want to have your brunch before polo practice? Kids,
And then don't forget about etiquette class today that my
school was actually in Spain was mainly in the place.
Now when you sip your tea, keep those pinkies down.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Now, you see what you're describing is what I wish
I had.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
That's my dreamind their elbows on the table.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
A reminder to all students to drive to school each day,
please be sure to tip the valet.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Dream.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Wow, they're working class people like us.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
You're into my fantasy world run. My school was painted
also hand me down painted quin legit it was pain.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Paint from Fango Studios, from Legit no Business. And then also,
and we'll get some of the feedback here that people
are setting in things that if you're a parent, what's
something you secretly hate doing for your kids? Answering a
million why questions?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Why?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Why? Why? Right?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Just because I said so, it's just a.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Way to get you to change your mind, that's why. Yeah,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Why because the kid and I'm the parent, But why
just get shoot the parent? Why does that mean that
whatever you say goes? Because I said so, but why
that's not an answer. Why it's because that's the way
it is. Eight seven four. We're going to take a break. Yeah,
Tan Park new to a lot of people, I'm saying,

(29:59):
and then, yeah, never.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Heard of it.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think maybe it was a regional thing.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I think it is because I'm looking it up. It
seems like it came from a certain type of trade
that might have just been in our area. Maybe it's like,
you know how some people say soda, other people say pop. Yeah,
maybe maybe one of those things.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
We're gonna take a break and then we'll get some
more of your feedback on this for Mother's Day weekend. Again,
for the parents, what is something that you'll do because
you are a good parent, you do love your kids,
but you secretly hate doing with your kids. Hit us
up on the text over to two two nine eight seven,
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got another request here coming up in a second, and

(30:58):
also some more of your feedback on our current topic.
You are good parents, so you'll do it. But what's
something you secretly hate doing.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
With your kid?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
This one surprises me, somebody said cuddling. Yeah, yeah, that
surprises me. That's what every part.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Wants because some people are just not touchy feeling it.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Also like your kid just always wants to be on
top of you and you just need like five minutes
of space.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, it's like you excuse me, I'm a bottom.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thank you, I'm.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Space all right.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And then we got the passes for the private party
with Justice that we're giving away every hour seven am
to seven pm. Here on all ninety eight to seven
Mother's Day gifts, we've talked about the thing that mom
wants the most, which is to just chill, sleep in,
be left alone, no responsibilities of shuttling people around.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Things like that.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Now, this is the definitive list of the worst Mother's
Day gifts, and so a lot of last minute people
will just get desperate and start pulling at anything but
these are things you definitely want to stay away from.
According to the moms, at least appreciate it. They may
end up using it and maybe secretly, but they don't
want it as a gift weight loss products, lost products.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I'm sure Greg would have something else to say about this,
But the moms also don't want any kind of cleaning
supply that or cleaning device apparatus, appliance whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
For any future gift giving holiday that you might consider
me for a gift basket full of wind decks, magic erasers,
I said, bleach anything.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I would love that. I love that how to cookbooks,
any kind of cookbook. Really, they don't want that to
Could you figure like, oh, well, mom makes dinner all
the time. She might like this cookbook and she's looking
for easy ideas and always asking for suggestions. So you
might think like, oh, it's cool, but she's doing it
because she has to you. Yeah, I have out leftover

(32:53):
holiday candy. Maybe had some holiday candy left over from Easter,
or a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day or something.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yeah, egg is good, is still good?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Gas station flowers. Now, Greg always talks about like getting
something like the Trader Joe's Orange Chicken and quote making
it restaurants taking you.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Can up up anything. Yeah, you don't have the price
tag still on it.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Gas station. Yeah, take that stupid plastic. They have that
clear cellfhane wrap. That's it's got the barcode sticker on
and everything else. Very the very least you could do
is get the free paper, like the daily News. You
see that paper that's like at the a mp ms
and stuff, and yeah, what what is that fifty dollars from?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah like local artisans.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, freshly cut, right, go to the dollar store and
get a vase.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah. Number seven homemade coupon books, free.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Hug yeah what high five?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Those are good for kids, yeah, like good for a
good massan, good for one free massan the table after dinner.
Yeah right, good for you. That's what you should be doing.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You your keep on the daily.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
And then number eight gift cards the stores that you like,
but what they do want besides the rest and everything,
homemade gifts, like handmade gifts other than that coupon, but
special experiences like oh Mom, I'm gonna take you to
this place or that thing, handwritten letters or cards that's
my mom really once and then it's a day offer responsibilities.

(34:16):
By the way, coupon or coupon. What do you say coupon?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
You can get a coupon coupon.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I grew up saying coupon.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Coupon.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, and syrup not syrup. My wife says syrupy Midwest.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I say syrup, syrup and coupon.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
I have a coupon for more syrup.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Say culinary or culinary.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Culinary. That's even difficult to say. It's okay. So we
were asking parents, I love your kids and everything, but like,
what's something you hate doing with your kids? Nine one
never did it. It's because I refuse to do it.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
The travel sports, Oh yeah, not happening.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I've son played for four year bye bye weekends. Yeah
see that, No thank you, no thing. And I have
another buddy, his son plays travel hockey and he's like,
oh no, it's fun. You hang out with the other
parents Like that sounds like the least appealing part.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
People that you don't really want to be friends with.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, school was when you had people that you were
forced to be friends with because you were all forced
to be in the same place at the same time.
I don't as an adult, I don't have forced company.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Anymore, no extra curricular company other.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Than like you know, other people at work. But it
doesn't mean it's automatically bad. Have a good time. Every
weekend is done. It's the worst. It's so expensive.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
Yeah, but they stay at the hotels and everything. But
that's why all the parents just get drunk. They have
a hotel that night, they hang.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Out a Yeah, very early on, you guys are going
to have an awesome life and you're going to do
some really cool stuff at the expense of never playing
travel sports.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You don't have those parents. Yeah, you just don't.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I'm with you. You lucked out.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You got parents that can afford vacations and really cool stuff,
but you didn't get parents that will sign you up
for travel sports. Are happening this one, then, Greg, get allude.
I hate cuddling or showing any affection, but I feel
forced to do it with my tothers because they didn't
ask to be here.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
You are forced to do it.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yes, well, you hate cuddling with your parents.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
You can't say no.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Come on, my aunt Rita, she's very not affectionate, you
know what I mean. Like she's just one of those
people like no hugs, no whatever. So she never had kids, obviously,
but like, if she had kids, I could see somebody
who had that same personality being like eh or our
friend Tony, his wife, his wife Beth.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
She's not super touchy, feeling cuddly like.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Kind of person.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
You think that as a parent, that would be the
dream seven two four. I secretly hate dance recitals. How
about any kind of recitals? Kid plays recitals.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Scratchy violin recital or dance.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, thank god my kid got out of dance. It's
all day. Every parent thinks their kid is the main character,
and the drama surrounding it is agonizing. Yeah, pretty terrible.
Throwing birthday parties is the worst. I'm so over it.
I love my kids, but having to coordinate all that
is exhausting.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
That is hard.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Eight five eight six says My daughter loves going on walks,
but I hate walking and I hate being outside and
in horrible seasonal allergies is the trifecta of my least
favorite thing.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
You should be so lucky that your kid wants to
go out walking.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
When my daughter was younger, she loved Gabba Gabba and
we would have the CD listen to in the car
for her and it was just complete torture. Stephen from Phoenix,
I hate the Minecraft movie song, Steve's Lava Chicken song,
just playing an over and over.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
And over in the car. I've never even heard it,
and I hate it.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Six six one Food and clothes shopping. I agree.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
I like, oh well, the clothes shopping. It makes no sense.
You know, I have a nephew now, and I just
don't understand the sizes. It's like women's sizes when it
comes to, oh, size three jeans or you know, double
zero whatever. The kids sizes makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I think that makes way more sense than the other
one because you have like three T five t Yeah,
three is a three year old todd tea toddler? Five toddler?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Or why is youth?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
So it's by eight. Oh so it's like this is
good for a five year old, This is good for
a three year old.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
What what's the cutoff for toddler? I thought toddler was
like yeah, two when you get out of teas.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah, I think I think that's five. But also they
skip nine, so nine year old boys are screwed.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh yeah, and then they have to go to like
the pants smalls.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
We are child small, like six, eight to ten, twelve,
like you always.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Buy something slightly bigger.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, he like an old school I think I bought
a nephew a jacket that he's going to be able
to wear when he's seven.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, probably that's cool. Six mom, something I hate doing
watching Frosty the Snowman every night at bedtime since Christmas.
That would be sammy as a kid doing with my kids.
Making them brush their teeth. Oh yeah, that kind of stuff,
the whole get ready for bed bath.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Homework sucks. My daughter the TikTok. We we talked about it, dude,
it's the worst.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
It's funny though, because our teacher, what my kid's teacher
finally said, had to send an email out saying, do
not help your kids with their math homework.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
We do not teach it the way we all learned it.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
This is common.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Don't know what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, you know what suck as a parent, I think
is wiping their snotty nose. Yeah, you don't do that
very long. They they get that relatively quickly.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
You guys don't know how to blow.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
You really sold it this morning on parent This is
over the air birth control, you guys. But happy Mother's
Day to all the to the moms out there, I mean,
and parents, just parents in general. Man, we feel like
I like when I hear stuff from mother because you're
not you're not alone. Yeah, totally sounds exhausting. I don't
want to hang out with you at a travel game,
but you know I'll hear your text. Thank you. We're

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gonna take a quick break more what he shows next time,
a little extra effort. I think we can ability be
right back fast before I forget, and then we can
move on for the Mother's Day thing. Gina already got
a Mother's Day gift.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Oh yeah, how cool is this?

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Yeah, so we've been watching The Mandalorian because there is
a husband kid Realiina star wars and stuff. But you know,
baby Yoda Grogo like he's a sensation for a reason,
the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
My early my early stepmother's Day present. They got me
like a little grogu little baby Yoda's adorable.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Kind of get my kids sleep with stuffed animals.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
But Greg, for a grown ass woman, what cool gift?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
How neat that's what went well.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
I was like, I don't like chos at all.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
But when I take a nap or something and I
have somewhere to put my arm, I'm like, it's called
a pillow.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
No gro good, it's called an adult pillow.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Something that is something that long to your step son. Already,
they bought me a growth and they spent money. They
spent new money, real us.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah, but they spent they spent new money on that.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah, and that's what he wanted to get me.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Look, look Greg directly. You can't lie to Greg, right,
look directly in the eye.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
She can't do.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I wish I was. They went out to the mall
and spent hard.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Baby, yodare the eye and tell him how much you
like to get and.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
You love it.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Is that in your universe, like, this is what.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
They get you.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
They know you so well.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
It's cute, so dumb.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Does it move her out and talk and stuff?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Thank god?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
No, oh my god, the gift them.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I'm glad you like it, alright, so it's very nice.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
Yeah you made it.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
And just in time, The Woody Show is sack all
right into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world and a pre Friday. It is Thursday.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Five.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I'm whatdy, that's great gory. A Menace is right there, ud,
social media director Menace. I just noticed this yesterday. I
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Well, Instagram, I just noticed I think in the past
forty eight hours that are reducing out a lot of
fun inactive accounts.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay, well we're we're at here's the thing. One hundred
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Speaker 4 (43:10):
How many more one and seventy seven that would be
thirty three followers, no close, close, hold on.

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why you have said nine hundred, we have one hundred
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we need you got the three part right?

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Three, twenty three.

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I see the way when people used to use cash,
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It was always you took the change and you weren't
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seventy seven to become eighty is three. So that's three
cents there, and then from eighty to twenty three, twenty
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He'll be so boring now, nothing to do. But don't
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people and followed us. Instagram is clearing out a lot
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to calls at eight seven seven forty four. What you
can send it's your text over to two two nine
eight seven. And what about the trending news headlines this morning,
Gina grad Well, the first day.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Of the twenty twenty five papal conclave wrapped up yesterday,
but they did not choose a new vote. But yet
black smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel chimney. That means
that none of the nominees got the required two thirds
majority to be elected the new leader. Voting already started
again today. There have been two more failed votes so far.
The plan was for a fourth, possibly even a fifth

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round of voting today.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
So right before we went on the l next morning,
they're like they're going to break for lunch and then
they'll get back at it.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I like the whole chimney thing. There's a decision, dude,
because it would be kind of cool to be like
standing outside and just waiting to see.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Yeah, it's the most analog thing ever.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
It's not like we're all getting it's fun.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Now, just so everybody knows and so we're clear. I
don't care who the new Pope is. It could be
the black guy, it could be the Filipino guy. Whatever,
the voice will stay the same. Yeah, that's just the
voice of the Pope on this show.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
At least. I saw a meme that for some reason
I found it hilarious even though it's not. It was
blue smoke coming out the chimney and it says that
Vatican announces the next Pope as a boy.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I don't know that's funny.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Well, Disney just announced it's building a brand new theme
park in Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Yeah, the first Disney park in the Middle East.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
It'll be on Ya's Island, with which hold on because
I have questions about that, which already has big attractions
like Ferrari World and Warner Brothers World, which I can't
believe I've been too minutes. Disney CEO Bob Iigert says
this will be the most high tech park and it's
going to blend the classic Disney magic with local culture
and architecture. The project is a partnership with this local

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company known for creating these big Entertainment Experiences and there's
no official opening date yet, but apparently they've been working
on this since twenty seventeen and it's going to be
like the tourists.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Yeah, the Pnabu Doggybou they said twenty thirty, they helped
to have it done.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Okay, so you're a Disney guy, fuddy, so what's up?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Well, I'm not going to Yeah, I'm not going to, uh,
the one in Tokyo. I'm not going to the one
in Paris.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I love Disney as you know, but I'm not an
international travel guy.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Okay. Yeah, I'm excited for this.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
I'd like to see it.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
I want to go.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Yeah, but you will see it on Google. I will
see it.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah. I saw the news the same way I saw
the news article.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Yeah, on Google.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
But I'm not going to a dubby.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Oh is that what they sound one?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I have no idea. A lot of people will speak English.
Lubby friends are friends like Joe Coy and Gabriel Glacias.
They do arenas there. Yeah, yeah, cool for them. Well, Jerry,
I want to see I like Joe Koy, Yeah, I
like Gabriel Glacias. I won't see them there he's flying
there to see. We got Disney right here, that's right

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in our backyard.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Jury selection is wrapping up in Ditty's federal sex trafficking trial,
with a bunch of potential jurors already have been dismissed
because you know, have a little bias. The judge wants
the full jury selected by tomorrow, since opening arguments are
supposed to start Monday. Wow, the whole thing could last
at least eight weeks with four accusers expected to testify,
and Diddy's lawyer Mark Garrigos got a little heat for

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calling the prosecution team a six pack of white women
on the podcast he does with Harry Harvey Levin, which
the judge.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Heard and he's pretty pissed about.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
He told Garrigos he'd be listening to what he says
about the trial and said, you have one more our
listener for your podcast, to which Geragos replied, as long
as you subscribe, I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Okay. So Samy tried to get on the jury. Oh
support yeah Diddy, but she didn't make it hashtag free Diddy. Yeah,
they just played a they played a little clip from
the Woody show.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Ga Guilty.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
She was just taking up for him.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah, this nonsense.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, so now it's Plan B witness intimidation.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah, and also jury to white you know, yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Well, the new NHL team in Salt Lake City is
officially called.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
The Utah Mammoth. Fans ended up choosing the name with
over eight hundred and fifty thousand votes.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
All and all.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I hated when they announced. I didn't like the name Kracking.
That was the last team they named, right, It's nerdy
and I didn't like Cracking. I didn't like the logo
or the colors. I didn't like any of it. Yeah, uh,
this is cool. I like their logo.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah, it's it honors Utah's prehistoric past.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
They got the cool name.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
Yeah, got the mammoth logo, the shape of the state,
the mountains. It's like sky blue, black rock and white
salt or whatever.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
It's cool. The team's slogan is tusks up.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
To get on board.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Everybody that sucks sus I hate that.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
You know they're gonna have to play fleet with that
tusk at it?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So would you like refer to them as the Utah
Mammoths man mammoths, just the mammoth, the one big Mammoth. Yeah, Okay,
they're playing the Mammoth.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah, okay, and mammoth met sounds weird. Mammoth yeah insteade
of myths, I agree.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Yeah, Well, the name beat out other options like Utah
Hockey Club and Outlaws. NHL commissioner Gary Bettman says moving
from Arizona is a good thing. He feels good about
this new chapter, and with lots of money to spend
a top draft pick strong players, the Utah Mammoth.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Seemed ready to start that new season.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
It's pretty exciting.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
And Right Aid has filed for bankruptcy again, plans to
shut down or sell all twelve hundred and forty five
of its stores across fifteen states, while other chains like
Walgreens and CVS are also closing a lot of their locations.
Right Aid says, bankruptcy it's the only option.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Have you been into a right AD.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
It looks like, yeah, after the apocalypse, crazy, right, there
is nothing in there.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
So I went to one a handful of months ago
and I said, is this like one of those things
that they're keeping very minimal things out because it was
kind of a weird part of town stocking, And yeah,
they're kind of they're stocking it sparsely, so the people
because at that time a lot of people were like
doing those raids with just go in there and just
you know, take a bunch of stuff, yeah, smashing, grab
kind of stuff. And I chalked it up to maybe

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that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
And then I went to another one.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It was kind of the same, like very sparse, not
a lot of selection at all, maybe like two different
types of shampoo.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Or generic toilet paper, right, And I was like.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
That's really weird.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Different one, even different location. And then finally I went
to another one. I went to go visit my mom
and there was a right aid buy her house. And
I went and again I go, hey, can I see
a question?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
What the hell's going on with all the right aids?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
And they said, because of that last bankruptcy, all of
their vendors don't bring them stuff first like they get
like last, they get the last service, and so they're
all always had a stock on stuff because they are
they already owe a bunch of money to the vendors,
and so the vendor's like, well, we're not bringing you

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new stuff, Okay, thank.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
You for explaining. Because I went in I got a
one word answer that I had no idea. I go
where is everything?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
And she goes vendors, right, So that's what it was.
I was like, well, what about them? So thank you?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I've been to a handful of right aids. What the
hell's going on? Why does everything look like you've been robbed?

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
And she's like, yeah, we're having a problem because of
the bankruptcy. Getting stock in is impossible.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Well, the company's secured about two billion dollars to keep
things running. During this process of selling everything off. They're
selling off prescription records and products and all this stuff.
They won't be re stocking shelves, so they're kind of
in the wind down process even while the stores are
still open. But they're ending the rewards programs, gift cards,
returns in exchanges. So if you got a gift card
or return do it now.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
They shouldn't be able to do that if you bought
the gift card.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
That's till that door locks on the last day, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Until it's no longer thing, Like I would think from
the legal standpoint something right, But I'm saying I'm thinking
from a legal standpoint, like you can't just discontinue the
gift cards of people, like maybe new gift card sales. Fine,
I get that, but to redeem?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yeah is that so?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Is that part of it or is it just new
gift card sales.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Ending gift cards?

Speaker 6 (52:15):
So I hope that it's not to redeem, because yeah,
they already spent that money, right, all right, Well that's
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
When once again people on the text I'm about because
I think Sea Bass damn near ruined the text because
now we're not even sure, like is this from Sea
Bass exactly? Like something like what are you dumb dumb?
That Seattle? Yeah, I said when they announced the name
the Kraken for the team in Seattle, I know it's
the Seattle team. And then we were in reference talking

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to the Salt Lake City hockey team. Yeah, I understand,
it's right, Yeah, we got it. They say you said
wrong that I thought that the new team was or
that the Salt Lake City team is being called the
crack new You know I'm a hockey fan, right, I mean, yeah,
this egg on their face because they're the dumb dumb. Yeah,

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it's the it's the nitpicky stuff. And now I'm not
sure is it Sevas. Probably it's a new game that
we play.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Are we being trolled? Is this another one? Does he?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Does?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
He now have his six six to one area code
now several area.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I thank you very much, Gina Grad We're gonna take
the break. We're gonna come back. We've got some more
woody show here on a throwback Thursday. Next, Hang back
in a bit, back in a bit, back in a bit,
check in a bit. All right, so we told you
the story about you know, Shador Sanders falling in the
NFL draft to around.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
That was fine.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, And and then there was that fan or whoever
that filed the stupid lawsuit. All right, Oh yeah, Well
there's another dumb lawsuit, a couple of dumb loss who's
to tell you about. Despite an appeal, a federal judge
has ruled that Burger King is gonna have to face
a class action lawsuit over quote deceptive whopper ads.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Okay, I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
The lawsuit claims that the wopper shown in the commercials
are about thirty five percent larger and appear to have
more than double the meat compared to the real life
burger that you get when you actually go there. Well,
this is not news exactly right, but who expects that?
And these are people who are just looking for a
couple bucks without actually having to do anything for I
expect to advertising my friend. The Planets argue that this

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false advertising isn't just annoying, it's financially damaging, especially with
food prices and inflation being what they are. Burger King
tried to have the case dismiss saying that any difference
in appearance comes from the fact that the burgers are
handmade and if their ads are just visually enhanced like
every other food commercial out there that's ever been made,
And if the case succeeds, it could set a major

(54:52):
precedent for how fast food is advertised going forward. So good,
you're gonna have a bunch of ugly ads, Yeah, unappetizing
looking stuff, or might try harder for a better present
because you're not gonna be able to do that because
of the way it's executed and carried out in the stores.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Body minimum, Yeah it does.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
It's toothpicks and cardboards keeping it stacked all beautifully.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
You ever seen the videos and how they those so interesting?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, like for for pouring milk on cereal, it's just
watered down Elmer's glue, right.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
And and the little bubbles on top of the coffee
is dish soap and it's like soy sauce.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Not coffee but maybe okay, And the and the non
in the non melting ice cream is mashed potato.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
It'll stop having to do that and like figure out
a way to do it with the real stuff, make
a better product or better yet, how about this, how
about we just give you the whopper and you can
taste it how it looks on the you.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Know whatever they use for the TV commercial with the glue, yeah,
the cardboard and you know, yea coca and whatever else
they use to hold it together and make a glisten
like that.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Look, I'm kind of just joking around about the presentation
on how it actually looks. But the size is the
issue that I have if like if if they make
it appear much bigger than it is, right, But then
that's an issue I.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Don't think so because you just tell people It'll say
it's a whatever else patty on a bun and so
you go, okay, and they will say it's pre cooked weight.
They always say that, right, And so like it's up
to you to understand.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
What that is.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
Yeah, but when they're showing a picture of it in
somebody's hand and it looks massive, and then you're holding
it in your hand and it's tiny, you're like, wait,
that was very.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
To say it.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah, maybe they just have a small hands.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
So another woman in England, she's filed a lawsuit against
her a former employer after one of her co workers
compared her to Darth Vader.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Her name is Lorna Rook and she was.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Working as a supervisor at a blood donation center and
one day, while everyone was just messing around on a break,
a handful of people on her team took this online
personality test. Again, this is just for fun, nothing requires
that company training or anything like that. It was one
of these Myers Briggs tests, you know, a Star Wars theme,
supposed to tell you which Star Wars character you were.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
And she was on the phone.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
She wasn't around to take the test herself, so one
of the co workers answered the questions for her like
as her and then announced everyone that Laurna had a
Vader like personality. The test said that being a Darth
Vader meant that you were very focused, who could bring
team an individual who could bring teams together, but Laurna
said it made her feel unpopular at work. She quit

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the next month and filed a lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
I'm glad Darth is gone.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I hope she dies. Yeah, I hate people like that.
I hate like the frivolous lawsuit. Oh god, I hate
those things got here? Yeah, f you, it was a
stupid joking around leader. Yeah, because Darth Vader is a
real life person. Exactly stupid. Now how did it end, Greg,

(57:49):
I'm gonna say she had her case thrown out. The
judge heard the case and ruled in her favor. Yeah,
I'm sure she got forty thousand.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Dollars, which is forty thousand too many.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yep, he said. Quote. Darth Vader is a legendary villain
of the Star Wars series, and being aligned with his
personality is insulting. But maybe she's a bitch like just
even if that's the case, or maybe she's the nicest
person on earth. The fact that somebody would go out
of their way, or even the person who files a
lawsuit because the whopper didn't look like it was in
the commercial a lot of time, I want that person

(58:23):
to die too. Yeah, they deserve it.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I disagree on the whopper thing, hate it. I agree
with medis just try to do better about the size
part of it.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, that's it. A sixty eight year old woman in
Switzerland was in court accused of repeatedly feeding her neighbor's cat.
They live in the same apartment building.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
If you care.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
The cat's name is Leo. This old woman has been
feeding him for the last ten months, and she just
hasn't been feeding him. She's also let him into her apartment,
even had a little like cat flap door so Leo
could come and go as he pleases. But Leo's owner
doesn't like it, and things got heated over those ten months,
the biggest issue being that Leo liked things better at
the neighbor's house, do better, and never wanted to go

(59:07):
home again. This is in Switzerland, and under Swiss law,
cats are other people's property end quote. Systematic feeding and
giving a home to another person's cat is considered unlawful appropriation,
and so this nice old woman is facing all these fines,
which so far have piled up over five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
That's if you have an outdoor cat and it's not
gotten eaten. First of all, that's a big win. And
then there's a neighbor that wants to help you take
care of it. Bring them a fruit basket to say
thank you, don't sue them.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
How About how about if the cat is supposed to
be in your house, you don't let it out.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Yeah, like, just don't let it out at all if
you want the cat that be in your house.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
That she was loving the cat exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
I regret not stealing a cat once. I'm not a
cat person by any means, but this one particular cat.
They lived about three townhouses down for me, and I
had a back patio and the cat, Nemo, super cute cat,
always came jumped over the little railing to the patio
and it would hang out at my place. And this
went on for a year and I finally let him

(01:00:13):
into the house. He was the most friendly cat. He
would stand up on his hind legs and paws on
your legs, want to be pet, wanted to cuddle, and
I would let him in the house and I thought,
you know, oh, and then I was going to move,
and I thought, I think I might take Nemo. He
basically lives here. Then I thought, no, that's wrong, that's
somebody but I should have.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Taken I'm with you, so steel Nemo.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
There was a little cat, little kitten that was found
at the flight school. I'm taking flight lessons there. It
crawled up into the engine of this truck. Oh no,
and they found it before yeah, they found it before
you know, anything bad happened the airport cat. So the
maintenance department there at the flight school or whatever, they

(01:00:57):
have him in their office and they had like a
baby gate sitting on top of the box so it
couldn't just jump out and run away by a little
little black kitten. I somebody ran out and got a
little case of fancy feast for him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, yeahweet At this radio station, there were all these
feral kittens behind it, and somebody took one home. And
it was an actual a wild cat, that's and my
roommate got scratched by the cat and he got cat
scratch fever. I thought, that's just a yeah, yeah, and
it was really. He had a stiff back. He couldn't

(01:01:31):
walk for like a few days.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
My god, weird. I feel bad for this woman, and
just you know, it's nice. The little neighborhood cat and yeah,
just you know, a little buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I think that she should be thankful.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Absolutely, she needs a free thanks for feeding my cat. Yeah,
hanging out with it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us over to
two to ninety seven. Somebody in the text saying, yeah,
there's that story about that guy who would constantly travel
from store to store and if they didn't have the
proper ramps or access or you know, people in wheelchairs
and stuff, they would just he'd be out there like
measuring and like what and then he'd file the lawsuit
against them, even though that's all he was doing, like

(01:02:08):
an inspector, an unofficial inspector, just going around just so
he could sue them personally.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
That's a that's a good way to heard. That guy's back. Actually, yeah,
because there was a minute there he wasn't doing that.
I forgot why. But Harry's back on the on the hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Okay, good, Well, I hope they find no cure for
whatever he's in that chair for.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
I don't think he's even in a wheelchair, is he.
I thought he was just doing it to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
What I say, Oh, no, you're doing everything right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
More what he shows next.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
To the show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
All right, well you saw Sketchers got sold right there
from nine billion dollars. That's huge. Yeah, this capital, I
hope they'll screw it up, but you know, somebody comes
in and buys a company like that a lot of times,
and these the things getting screwed up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
I'm sure they'll be I'm yeah, nine billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Dude's very cool if you're the people that started Sketchers, Yeah, dude,
you're loving life.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
They have a sweet house in California.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah, on the beach. A lot of people don't even
know that they have a restaurant, a Sketcher's restaurant. Dude, Yeah,
I would say most people don't know that. Yeah, that's
pretty awesome. It kind of looks like visually, kind of
looks like a costco. Yeah, like a food court. Yeah,
but the food is really good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Where does one find one of those?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, what does one find one?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
They would be the location which I've been to. I
just can't remember the city it's in.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
So it's not like you're not saying there's like a
coffee bar inside every Sketcher's shoe store.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
That's like they have the food inside.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Ikeia, right, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
You're not talking about that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Ikia still do like the Swedish meatballs and the lingonberry jawn.
Yeah all right, eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
The phone number here you can send us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. We're talking about
you know, Skype on away, yeah right, and then how
much that got bought for it, and then you know
Microsoft had bought it and now they're just you know,
merging it with with teams yep, their team's application. The
other one they got rid of is the zell app.

(01:04:15):
Oh yeah, the zell app has gone. You can sell
you zel, but it's only done now through your bank.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
I thought that was always how it was done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
No, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Now. One thing I don't understand is how venmo works,
because there's let me rephrase that. I understand how venmo works.
I don't understand why people sign up like when you
when I go onto venmo to go, you know, pay somebody.
I pay somebody to cut my dad's grass like I
don't want him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Would in my demo?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Why would I see that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Greg pays so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I always choose private. I always do the private office.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Okay, so I didn't this. It's my wife's Venmo account.
I just use it to pay the stupid grass cut
guy from my dad. Ye. Like social media, I'm like,
is everybody seeing like what I'm what I'm doing here? Yes,
but apparently that is true. My uh my wife has
it set on private.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I would anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
There used to be a website where it would automatically
tweet out your purchases. Yeah, and it was like a
thing like it's really why and I don't know, like
people just they just thought it would be an interesting thing, experiment.
And do you know what happened once this guy didn't
realize he had it hooked up and he bought an
engagement ring automatically to get it out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
But Greg, this is another example of you know, people
are fine with this, but then like, I don't want
the government my phone call and I'll tell you where
I am at everything I'm buying. I gave it Jimmy
one hundred bucks what money I spent? Man, We are
into another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically

(01:05:53):
correct world. On this free Friday. It's a Thursday morning.
It's May eighth, twenty twenty five. My name is what
that is Great Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Wood.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Next to him is Menace. Hi what Gina grad? Yeah,
Sea Bass is here. Spe're out here. There's Sammy. Hello,
Morgan is here taking your calls eight seven seven forty
four Wood He is the phone number. Send us a
text a check in this morning over to two to
nine eight seven with whatever you got here. If you
are checking in is tell us who you are and
then what part of town you're in? Listening to the

(01:06:23):
Woody Show this morning? We got the weekend audio. What
you got here for Sea Bass? What's the story? It's
been going around? And I feel we kind of really
need to get into the audio a little deeper. And
that's the Delco crapper. Oh yeah, this is the woman.
This is the woman that crapped on the other woman's car.
Yeah the road ranging says just outside of Philly and
it looked like hot chili. And yeah, this is a

(01:06:45):
Delco Delaware County. That's the conversation of that. Some people
call it the Delco Delco pooper. I prefer Delco Crapper
because you get to see the sea and the crape.
And so the original video which the guy who's shooting
this video tried his hardest for us not to see
a damn thing beside the inside of his door, but
it does up.

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
At the very end of the video, there's a road
rated incident. There's two cars in the road. One woman
gets out from the front car. She's yelling at the
one from the back car, blah blah blah blah blah.
At the very end, the woman in the front car
sits down on the hood. Oop, excuse me, the woman
in the back car, and let's go of some chili.
Oh yeah, and it's it's not even because you don't

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see the again, because of the terrible camera work, you
don't see the exact moment of explosion.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Willow Fountain.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Indeed, our network is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Down momentarily, so what he's going to take take a
moment here? But uh, yeah, there's something wrong with the
stupid computers. All jacked up computer.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I just get I'm getting that spinny thing death.
Oh you have it, you have it there too over here.
Then all our screens go black like the Newark Airport.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yes, to talk about it, Friday fails.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Who are we?

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
HBO?

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
Max tell us more about the chili so as she
painted the could put in the car behind her and
it's it's really it's fun because it's one of those
things where she's I don't know how she moved her
pants and her underwear. It's such a like perfect and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Just had that that crap ready to go unless you
had to like really poop in that moment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Could you produce that now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
On demand?

Speaker 9 (01:08:22):
That story a few months ago. The lady was a
dollar general who liked to hide her tracks. She crapped it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Like a perversion lady.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
I guess this is more a question for ladies, because guys,
we don't I mean we we could we do it
too just as well, but like are you ready to go?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Are you? Are you ready to just?

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
I mean is she always poops? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
I poop all day?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Launch that could be asked. We have our pitch meetings
and I can say, well, can we try that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Could could you? Because I remember we did this when
you want to micro up well in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
The studio, we did this.

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
I did this where we had the story of the
guy or the kid on the slot slot Zilla in
Vegas who was allegedly peeing on people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Realized that was not true, And could you even pee
on command? You through your pants and through your underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Yeah, we kind of prove that to be not that plausible.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
All right, So here's here's we're gonna do, because I'm
not killing time for ten minutes while we're a wait
for this goddamn computer to restarts the color of her
scat So how about what you get? I don't even
hear anymore about Sammy's poope. Look right, So let's uh,
you know, because we're gonna have to take a break
anyway at some point, So let's let's get that out
of the way. So then we'll have, you know, we'll
have a bigger trunk of time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I'll go get it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Well, w well, this stupid thing is restarting. I'll go
get a flash drop.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Paint.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Nothing working around here. We can't get the computers up
and running again. Nothing works here, Nothing works here. I've
been here for seven years.

Speaker 11 (01:09:54):
Works here, Nothing works here. I've been here seven years.
Doesn't work here here, I've been here for seven years.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
All right, So we're gonna we're gonna audible you guys,
all right, And uh, we have this whole thing about
trends that are back from the dead, and there's a
lot more Von Dutch things. All of a sudden.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I have been seeing that in the wild, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I yeah, a lot. At Coachella music festivals, people wearing
Von Dutch again. Yeah, it's like Von Dutch and and
I kind of blame Theo Vaughn. But the mullet thing,
I've seen more mullets. Yeah, and it doesn't people are
doing it ironically. At first they were, they were big.
Now they're like straight up just rocking it. Yeah, that's
kind of like a thing that's back.

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
I think the mullet and the mustache are now being
worn as they were in the seventies because people think
they look cool just naturally.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Well, and it's called the wolf cut now they don't
even call it the mullets.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
But I'm saying, like that mustache thing that you're talking about,
like that seventies stash used to be dudes in their twenties. Yeah,
very Travis Kelsey exactly, right, dom Dalla, that's a that's
a big thing. Some other trends that are back from
the dead. Low rise jeans, it's like why to gay fashion,
nostalgia things so back. I'll take that. I'll take that

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over those mom jeans, those big high waisting here's the
problem is unflattering. Mom jeans are the worst. I mean, ladies,
if you're wearing them for yourself, great, but just in
case you care what anybody else thinks, they look dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Yeah that is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
They're just not flattering.

Speaker 11 (01:11:35):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
The problem is people are now too fat to wear
the low rise jeans properly. That's that's one of the
main reasons why the mom jeans are so big is
because people are so big and they cover your fupa
they cover your mummy top.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
But then Gina there, it looks like it's spelled empire,
but it's pronounced I'm pire pire waist dress on a woman,
even a skinny woman.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Look, you look pregnant.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
But because of all this ninety stuff, they're going to
probably bring back that like Courtney love, like rag doll dress,
you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I mean, baby doll dress, doll dresses.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
My daughter begged my wife to take her out to
go get and it's it's big with the girls her age.
Are the cargo jeans like with all the pockets and stuff.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's Billie Eilish, she's cut. What the
My daughter has no idea. I think she has heard
of Billie Eilish, but she doesn't care about Billy Elish
at all. It's all about Benson Boone and be Boon

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doesn't wear is uh, I'm talking to the girl. I'm
saying the girls like for her and who she hangs
out with. They're not talking about. They're not talking. Billy
Ilish is so overdude, she's like twenty now she's old. Yeah,
wide leg jeans, so that kind of goes along the whole.
These are trends that are back tall socks with short
shorts for dudes. What this is like an eighties and

(01:12:49):
nineties like sportswear thing Hire the sock down on the food,
Hire Hire the sock down. Okay, he's talking. What are
you talking about? It's more like Bruce Gender, not like
El Cholo. You know what's his face? Well yeah, but
it's from that skateboard ocean spray guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Those guys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
What are you saying is short shorts with that not
long not long shorts?

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeah, but you can't wear short socks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Is it just me?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Or those socks make your legs itch like crazy they're
so long socks.

Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
Yeah, they sock and also to me, like, I don't
get the point of them unless you're in the woods
in the winter.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
I mean they look cool girls when they're like high
socks little shorts.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
I get that, But who wants a guy wearing that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Another Y two K trend that is back in fashion,
and you're seeing it on red carpets. Apparently I've not
seen one in the wild for quite a while. The
whale tail. I remember the whale tail, so like a
chick would wear thongs underwear and then the top of
the thong, the triangle part that you know, right before
it goes down, and the floss of the ass would

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stick up above the waste of the jeans, and it
would it would.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Just blaze your your tramps damp.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Yeah, come in the tramps damp slightly being shown in
the TikTok World TikTok dancing girls.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Trends that are back from the dead. Jelly shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Loved jelly shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I would ask to see a picture of jelly shoes,
but again, the computers are down.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
I did see Haley Beaber wearing jelly.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
Shoes little flats or slippers, but made out of squishy
They're not even squishy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Like hard plastic that hurt and cut up your feet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Uh, let's see skirts over jeans. Oh no, trying to
literally skirt.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
That's skirt over.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Skirt.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
Girls were dresses over jeans. Giant belts.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
Yes, as a woman, why would you want? Is that
just another layer to deal with when you're pooping, which
Sammy's doing a.

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
Little well, No, because it's still just the top, I
mean layer, because layering was such a big thing.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Layer tops, layer, bottoms over your dress.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Do you know what I did see?

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
And I know it's been a thing for a little while,
but it was really apparent at the Stage Coach Music Festival.
And guys are doing it as well. Multiple belts, so
not just one belt, like three or four belts on
top of each other.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
This is what This is one of the situations where
I'm thankful for being ugly and not a person who
needs to concern myself with any type of fashion whatsoever.
You just wear stuff that's comfortable or that just that
you like because there's no way to know polish the turd,
so you don't think about that kind of stuff like,
oh my god, and people will you know. The other
thing I noticed that was back menace because I see

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it at the stores all the time. Now, if I'm
just walking through New Balance shoes, oh, it's way back.
It's it's the same ones that I owned back in
like two thousand retro New Balance, like in two thousand
in seven or two thousand and eight, I had. They
were the most comfortable shoes, these New Balance shoes that
had the big N on the side right, and they

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were brown and the N was a like a silver color. Yeah.
I'm like, oh, these are cool, They're cool. You know
why they went with pretty much. I'm like, I'd have
to worry about it. Same stupid pair of shoes, para jeans,
one of three different colored shirts that I had.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
And then that was it. It was easy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
And then I was told those are grandpa shoes, dude, yeah,
and so like not anymore. Yeah, So the next time
I need to shoes, I'm like, well, I guess I
won't get New Balance. So what's crazy is you know
what's considered so New Balance is back big time? Yeah,
your Hokahs that you wore. Uh oh, well, people seem
to like those. I'll say, you know what's considered grandpa's

(01:16:43):
shoes now, Jordan's Jordan's Yeah, they're for Grandpa's. Sorry, don't
you mean for old heads?

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
For old heads that is old Yeah, Jordan's, Jordan's almost
even almost even the brand Nike is for old people.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I had to ask Charlotte, me and the God about that.
A couple of weeks ago or somewhat recently, like somebody
called me unk.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
You what a punk?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
And it was like somebody from our hip hop station.
And I go, I don't know if that's derogatory, Like
am I supposed to be offended or flattered by that?
That's in the context. So I said, hey man, I
hit up Charlotte and I go, hey man, white guy questioned.
He goes, oh no, that's cool. Yeah, I go, okay cool.
Essentially any male right on, and I said that, I said,
right on, brother, Yeah, the people to me, brother, any

(01:17:25):
guy over forty ish especially he had like a gray beard.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Uh huh, yeah, you were out an old head or
an old in here.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah, wasn't unk.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
And then he got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
I saw a couple of these at the WODI show
after hours takeover Disney Polaroid cameras.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Yeah, you did see that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Yeah, our friend Gavin came up with one and he
took our picture where her he's like and he's like,
oh hey, check it out, and gave us the polaroid
and you know what, still not cool ballet flats whatever
the hell that is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Yeah, yeah, and I supported too, because all these ladies
who want to wear high heels and then and then
at the end of the night, guess what, they're not
even wearing those high heels. They're walking around with them
in either barefoot or whatever. And I know that they
have the disposable flats. Like, guys, if you want to
be a hero at the end of the night, this
is what you do. Go to a CBS and buy

(01:18:13):
these disposable flats. Yeah, keep them in your pocket so
you're not walking around with the chick that it's carrying
around her shoes at the end then and barefoot, And yeah,
I so.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Agree with this.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
I had Swarovsky crystal bedazzled essentially all over the shoe
ballet flats for my wedding because it was not gonna
wear Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Yeah, see viral records, which you knew about that was yeah,
I see. Yeah, but people are buying them, like actually
buying record player. I think they well, they buy them
not to play them. They buy them because it's built
in artwork like to display.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Right, and I did that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, I did see at one point, like you can
get a turntable as they would call them, right, record
player and it had instead of a cable that would
plug into the back of a receiver, it was just
a USB Oh yeah, and then it would play through
your computer, which then I guess we go to a
bluetooth speaker. It's a lot of work. I would say,
why I can't. I'm sure maybe they do have this now,

(01:19:05):
but the one I saw was a USB cable that
you can record into your computer. Okay, that makes sense.
Can you just bluetooth from these new record players to
your speaker or whatever?

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
Okay, they're equipped with everything now, like you can get
the radio.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
It's also tape player on it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
It was a player and that everything advice that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Could already do that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Now here's a couple of things that are more on
the concerning side, like those other things that been and
they say fun like kind of fun trends that are
back now the ones they say are problematic, which we're
still using that word. And Greg, I don't know that
being unhealthy skinny as personality, so personality a result of

(01:19:48):
certain influencers glamorizing extreme weight loss. Again, so like you know,
like just like that, who is a KS super Yeah?
And yeah, so being unhealthy skinny, that's coming back unhealthy
skinny because what the other way where it's the lizos

(01:20:08):
are beautiful thing right, like big at any are beautiful
at any size?

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Was cool?

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
Big thing is what's making this in because so many
celebrities have been doing so much.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Of the bit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I wish it were, but I support it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Also trends that are back from the dead. They say
casual racism resurging due to political polarization, hatred toward women,
which there is a backlash to the overdone believe all
women men are evil narrative not overdone true. Uh And
then I here the one more thing that was a
part of the other I missed us on the other list.

(01:20:42):
Stirrup pants whatever the hell that?

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Oh god, we're not doing that again.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Pants, the stretchy pants that have the hook at the
bottom that you hooked your foot.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Into underneath your foot.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
You don't know what stirrup pants?

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
No I do, but I forgot that that's what they
were called. But now that you say that, Yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
An elastic that goes from the bottom of your you know,
pants to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
The other side and to hold them to hold the
bottoms down to the like leotards and stuff. Yeahs tards.
You don't have a leotard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
I had a pair of pants, I think in the
early nineties that had two separate belt loops so you
could wear multiple belts.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Super cool.

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
You had two belts on it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
And I don't know if you noticed this. When Kendrick
Kamar did the halftime show, he was wearing bell bottoms
and starting to see I'm seeing that a lot guys
starting to wear bottoms again, going to do it. Yeah,
I remember the big thing for a long time. And
I loved this one too, because you were always wearing
like docs like Doc Martin's or the boot cut cut jeans.

Speaker 7 (01:21:48):
I like bootcuts.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
I can see you wouldn't like it, to be honest, Like,
so the bootcut will kind of go not bell bottom,
but a little wire at the bottom so it goes
over the lightly fits over more comfully over like a
boot or you know, like you're wearing like when you're
riding horses. Yeah, as opposed to the ones that are
more tapered again.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
Right, like a skinny jean we go inside a boot?

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Eh yeah, like I would love to word Doc Barnes,
but I'm just too fat.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Doc Martins were always uncomfortable and I hated the people
like I thought they're so no. Well we got to
break them in for how long? Seven years?

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
All right, eight seven, seven forty four. You can text
us over to two to nine eighty seven. We've got
some more. What show coming up for you next?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Hang on Almonds?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Oh yeah, I know, feels amazing, but yeah, I think
I'm think of you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Are still jacked up forgot to? Still? They said they're
working on the network drives and stuff right now.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
That's okay, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Look, we got we got plenty of stuff. I did
want to give you a couple of piece of feedback.
This one says, Ever since you guys hyped up the
better goods Margherita Pizza, I have been wondering how a
frozen pizza available at Walmart could possibly be as good
as you guys claim.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Because it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
I trusted y'all because you brought the giornoissant croissant crust
pizza to my attention years ago, and it's been my
favorite frozen pizza up until now. But I tried the
Better Goods pizza and I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
The Croissant pizza was good, but still a frozen pizza.
The Better Goods pizza doesn't taste like a frozen pizza.
It tastes like something you'd order from a sit down
restaurant restaurant. I ate one and a half pizzas my brother,
who was high on weed, only ate half. So that's it. Yeah,

(01:23:55):
so they really like that Better Goods Margarita pizzas, right,
So thanks to our friend and rich de mirror rich
on Tech.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
And then we got some feedback on Greg's ongoing traffic
traffic garbage can situation. Yes, is Greg the h o
a hale h? Yes he is. However, I totally understand
his frustration. We have a couple of people who are
constant water wasters, and I am talking so much water

(01:24:26):
that it wets four blocks of houses with the water wastings.
It just runs, it just keeps. There's so much maybe
like one I've seen this too, where they have a
sprinkler head but nothing is hitting the grass, towel hitting
the sidewalks in just running down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
So how is Greg the h a hole?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
They are also the people who can visitors parking and
rotate their cars so it's always full. I wish I
could do. Would you guys say that's from susan.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Very little sense there, Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:24:54):
Have you noticed anything about so you said the garbage
cans went away for a little while, came back. Have
you noticed anything recently in the ask a few days
about those garbage cans.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
I'm very glad you asked that because there are two houses,
as I've mentioned, that are the biggest defenders, and they're
side by side, very close to each other, and one
of them, for some reason, I don't know if they
have some special accommodations, they have about six garbage cans.
Those are usually always out, and they still are, or
maybe they'll be on the sidewalk. But the worst defender,
the house to the right of that one is the

(01:25:24):
other day, I'm driving by and I saw that they
moved their garbage cans onto their driveway. Okay, And as
I'm driving past it at a relatively fast speed, I
saw something on the actual garbage cans, not just like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
A green garbage can come no, A interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
It was a very large decal that I had had
to decal, circle around and go back to see it.
Am I seeing things it was about? I'm just guessing
here twelve feet wide eight inches tall. Ines okay, and
it's said and I again, I apparently did only did
a drive by. The person who lives here keeps their

(01:26:04):
garbage cans out like a slob. Twenty four to seven
three sixty five.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Wow, So such a thing. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
It's somebody very rude and uh. And it worked to
get them to put it on their driveway and they
did not remove this decal for some reason.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
It crazy enough to keep their garbage cans out of
the side street.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
So yeah, it worked and they left the decal on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
So is that a city detail? I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
I think your call to the city prompted somebody from
the city to print, print out this custom decal, go
to the actual house on a special assignment and put
the decal on there, and it got them to move
it onto their driveway.

Speaker 9 (01:26:47):
Wow, weird, Who I mean, that's that's great service from
the city's I don't know if the house to the
left of that house also got details, but I didn't
see any and their trash cans are still in the street.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Oh yeah, so they ignored it if they did get the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Decal, or maybe they never cut took the time to
take it off. Yeah, now because they were Is there
a phone number of any kind, like one that sends
a lot of text messages to the radio station or
you know what, I honestly didn't see, okay, because I
also I was going to cross reference that number with
the text to come into the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Station because I outsourced dealing with this issue. I also
don't want to make it super obvious that you outsourced it, Yes,
how by asking a favor from a certain person here
in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Well, really, we called into the city to begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
And uh, And so I didn't want to make it
look like, oh, look at this guy stopping to get
out of his car to look at the sticker. So
I had to do drive bys multiple.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Because that didn't look weird, Like why is the guy
who lives three doors down like just keep driving by
the right and over and overything and staring and trying
to read the sticker. I said, I had the same
problem in my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
I wanted to be a homeless person to take the
trash cans for a joy ride and leave them three
or four blocks away.

Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
Nice, I mean that is the next move is to
it Well, if you can't responsibly own or use trash cans,
you don't deserve them.

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
Oh argument, yeah, yeah, like you don't deserve a door
on your bedroom.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
And you start, well, this is a great except, but
you start by moving to maybe the end of the block.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Right, And I'm wondering if the person who put the
sticker on the garbage cans notice that a lot there
are a lot of offenders in that neighborhood more. Yeah,
it's a catching on.

Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
Hun if that person noticed that Greg was not lying
that they have just a household trash can out on
the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Isn't that the one of the bizarre thing?

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
What garbage neighborhood do you think we live in?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Sir so Greg, I know how you feel about people
parking cars in their driveway. He's not for it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
It's dumpy, yeah, yeah, he's It should be an if
you have a garage.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Very trash.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
If you have a luxury of having a garage and
you're parking on the driveway or the street, what is
wrong with you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Okay, so let me ask you this question. One of
my neighbors I've noticed, does not park their car in
the driveway. They do have cars in the garage, there's
a third car, and they park it on the street,
not even in their driveway. They park it along the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Curb because it's their third vehicle.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Third vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Well, they have to leave the driveway open to get
the cars right, No, because they do have.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
They do have space to offset to the right because
they just redid their drive they have a nice wider driveway.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Oh, specifically for parking.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Yeah, correct, now, but they won't park there because it
looks they park it in the street. And I've noticed
that now they're not even parking it in front of
their own house. They're parking it down the street a
little bit in front of somebody else's house. In front
of somebody else's house. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I honestly call me a grandpa if you want to.
That is, I don't support that. Yeah, you're going to
park your car that. I had that same problem with
my neighbor. But there's plenty of room for two cars
and they always park right in the middle, so there's
no room for somebody behind or in front.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Okay, Now, if it's between parking on the street like
that or the slightly thing of having a car in
your driveway, we choose.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
I'd go for driveway parking in front of somebody else house.
All right, at least.

Speaker 9 (01:30:01):
You're you're taking up their convenience, right, and I'm not
you're pretending to say, oh, I own the street.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
I know it's not my street. I know you can
park legally anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
It's just a matter of civilian social contract.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Yeaheah, all right, well, you know, interesting update. Crazy. I
can't believe that the city has gone through the trouble
of printing up those stickers.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
And now if the city and on my cans, I'd
be embarrassed and I would take it off, but they
left it on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Yeah, that's crazy. You have to get to an update.
If you noticed anything else, I will. That's very nice
of the city.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
On behalf of Greg. And you know, because when Greg's happy,
he's good here and yeah, we're all happy. We're all happy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
I mean, doesn't everybody just want to be happy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
I be Greg happy life, Nice work city, Thank you city.
More show coming up the show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, pre Friday. Really slip grip drip drip,
drip drift.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
All right, it's May.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Today's world Donkey Day. Donkey to give somebody a cupcake day?

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Please do?

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
It is also National Coconut cream Pie Day. Dad, Dad
did enjoy a good cream pi? Okay, yeah, yep, that's right. Really,
Oh yeah, yeah, I read that. There was a book.
There was a whole chapter about Okay, the great Steve
grad like there was he was a legendary radio sports guy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
And cream pie recipient.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Yeah, and so like part of the whole thing where
they were like peeling back the the onion layers of
his life. They're like, you know what Steven really enjoyed
more than anything else was a good cream pie every birthday,
coconut cream pie. Like you can always win him over.
His favorite was the ones that he would get from
his daughter. That coconut cream pie.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
I always put a candle in it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
That's right, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Today. You there's no
socks day. It is reward yourself day, so treat yourself. Okay,
Today we got some entertainment stuff coming up with menace
here at a second, and also the birthdays and the
porno birthday here in a minute right after the update,
what's going on there?

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
What's happening entertainment? Well, Seth Rogan. He has a TV
show out called The Studio.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Watch it clips.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
It seems like something you would enjoy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
See can you find that that is on Apple?

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Try to subscribe to Apple? But oh, you can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Well, you can do it even if you don't have app.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
That's how I watched Severance, but I try not to. Okay, Well,
the show is called The Studio and it's already been
renewed for a second season and it still hasn't wrapped up.
It still has two more weeks because they just they
don't like let you binge it. They'll drop an episode
week after week. And let me ask you this, Greg,
is this gay?

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
There's there's a character on there named Quinn, and she's
an attractive ladya. But the gay part is I really
like how she dresses on the show. I think that
she styled very well on the show, and I'm like, wow,
she dresses really cool. Honestly, as a straight man, is
that gay? To recognize how well dressed she is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
It's funny you should say that, because there's a lot
of times if I'm in a store and I see
something that's for women, like a necklace or a purse,
and I think to myself, if I was a woman,
I would totally wear that necklace so good, And then
I catch myself thinking that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
You know, a trend I'm really happy is over because
it just looks so ridiculous. You're free to wear whatever
you want, but it just looks so silly when but
there were a bunch of dudes. You saw baseball players
are doing it a lot too, These MLB players wearing
strands of pearls.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Yeah, like Hay even went like a flak.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Did you catch that?

Speaker 12 (01:33:51):
It was a big gold change. Six weeks of that
and then it was gone. Yeah, and they're like, oh no,
they try to make it like this dude, Yeah, oh,
I wasn't feeling it since the jump.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Like you can you can't do it. You can do anything,
you know, you can do anything you want, but you
can't sit here and look at look me in the
eye with a straight face and tell me that you
didn't know it looked ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
Well, call it the time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
It was a look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Oh yeah, and that's why it's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Who was it was?

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
It was it Harry Styles or one of those other
guys he was doing it. Baseball players are doing it. Yeah,
But I mean he's kind of gay pair of styles,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
He likes dresses.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, he's one of those dudes.
He'll wear the pearls. Yeah, he's one of those dudes
who not surprising he'd be walking around pearls. But then
when you then when you see like you know, some
third baseman for the Brewers or whoever, I just can't.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
Believe that that baseball players are allowed to wear giant necklaces.
You think those would get.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
In the way.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I was always thinking about that with football players and
ear rings, rich super long hair, like if you ever put,
like anybody here has ever worn like a football helmet
or a baseball helmet, like it's pushing on your ears,
that would hurt. I think after a while that'd be
very uncommon. Guys who have the very complicated, especially dread
style hair with the football helmets. I never got that

(01:35:10):
because that can't be I mean, yeah, and it's legal.
It is like Derrick Henry running back for the ravens Now.
He had all those dreads and he would bundle it
up and it looked like a big black turd, like
a log. It looks like a log of cocka like
hanging out the back of He has since cut his uh,
he has since cut his dreads whatever those are braids.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Think about how much better he could be if he
didn't have that. Yeah, it's so much lighter.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Speaking of Harry, you know what looks good on not
one woman on planet Earth is pigtails?

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Like no one?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah woman important. Well, just circling back real quick. I
would like to shout out whoever is styling Quinn on
the TV show at the Studio? Is that the seventies?

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
No, but it's kind of like styled like brown?

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Great? Did you render a decision on that?

Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Yeah, that's pretty good?

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Okay, Well I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
I mean I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
I'm not opposed to it that I've gone full gay?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
All right, all right, you girl? It gets better?

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Many good? Well, anybody a big fan of the movie
Tommy Boy, But it's one of my favorite movies. Came
out in nineteen ninety five. At David Spade in it
and also had uh this guy you might have heard of.
His name is uh Chris, you're looking for it? Yeah,
he kind of died. So Actually, it was pitched about

(01:36:29):
two years ago to David Spade to do a sequel
to Tommy Boy, and he turned it down because he
said that would be the ultimate sellout if he did
a sequel to the movie, and the movie would basically
just be based off of like their kids, and he
would be a part of the movie. So he said
no to that. So sorry, if you're a Tommy Boy fan,

(01:36:49):
there will be no sequel because he does not want
to be a sellout.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Well, and he wouldn't do it without Chris Frawley to
be stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
I feel like Tommy Boy is one of those movies
that I've seen once and it was like right when
it came out, that was ninety whatever, and then I
don't remember it. I've never seen it again.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
It's my go to flight movie. I always watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Yeah, I've seen Tommy Boy, I don't know twenty times.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Now, why is that a flight movie?

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Because it's funny, and I forget what it was about.
It was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
It's about him taking his dad's company over.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Yeah, his like Chris, yeah, yeah, and his dad.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Well, I don't want to ruin anything for anybody, but
there's a there's a there's a personnel change, and he
and David Spade up to go across the country selling
these car parts.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
It's one of my favorite movies. It's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
Well, no sequel, so.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
I'm happy about that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Another person that another person that's dead is Chris Cornell
and he died in twenty seventeen. But apparently there is
enough music to put out an album for Soundgarden, and
it has not come out yet because apparently there was
some arguing between the band members and the wife of
Chris Carnell, Vicky. Now the drama was there was that

(01:38:02):
tribute concert to him, and the other band members said
that Vicky used some of the money from that concert
for her personal use, and so they've been arguing ever
since over that. But now the album is finally gonna
come out with the music that has not been.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Released, so be ready for that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Also in music, everyone's talking about Jeff Bezos and his
wife Lauren and their wedding and who's gonna be singing there?
Whoever they want, and yeah, I assume maybe they maybe
Rihanna want to be available, maybe she wouldn't be available
to travel. But people are saying sources Lady Gaga and

(01:38:41):
Elton John are front runners to perform at the wedding,
which I kind of makes sense to me because Jeff
Bezos was actually I forgot to tell you this, he
was at Coachella and dude, like when he was at Coachella,
when he was backstage, it was pretty much like the
president was there, like all the security everyone like had
to clear out for all that, and Lady Gaga was performing,

(01:39:05):
so maybe it was getting a preview.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
By the way, here's a clip of Jeff Bezos leaving Coachella.
I swear I've.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Awesome. Yeah, there's a clip for thank You.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
I love that Richard.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
This year coat, don't do it?

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
That guy in a little cold that guy and a
little cold.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
That guy and a little cold.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Take it off, Richard, what the heppen see?

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
I wonder like if I watched it now, because I
haven't watched it so long, Like, isn't laughing? What? When
when does he laugh?

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
I used to I used to do that bit on
U sn ive Tommy Boy. And the story is a
good question because in recent years, the whole Chris Farley
legacy has been sort of rewritten by guys like Bob
Odenk and Chris Rock saying that the all the fat
jokes really bothered Chris Farley. Yeah, what were his best Oh? Yeah,
like that's that's that's the line from that movie that
people know fat guy on little coat. Yeah, the oldest

(01:40:12):
the ship and Dale's don't.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
Guy.

Speaker 9 (01:40:15):
That was a giant, fat guy with his shirt tucked in,
falling on things. I don't blame him for that. They're hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
Well, and he used to say, like all anybody wants
from me at SNL is fat guy fall down.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
Like, well, you're really good physical media.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
I hear that's what you do. Years ago, there was
this guy musician in Tennessee. His name's Dave Paulson. He
had this like concept album based on the movie Tommy Boy.
What I remember people saying, my fi the music was
pretty good. He clearly put a lot of time into
the project. He's like line crossing a sis.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Side.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Now's a big shan of the movie. I like this,
you're feeling it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
Yeah, I can see this in a montage. Yes, it's
also a very sweet movie. Yeah, it has a lot
of heart.

Speaker 9 (01:41:14):
And you see people to this day with Calahan Auto
Parts t shirts every And you don't know what that's
the movie is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
You don't recommend it's Rob Low.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
It's Dan Ack, Right, it's a bunch of stars.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Yeah, uh tell me boy. Perfect conversation for a throwback
Thursday nineteen ninety five was.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Big.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
He's everywhere. God, they're here.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
They're roughly flat.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
Job, I roll around, dart, we roll around on the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
You're gonna I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Starting to save yourself. Tell me there your firearms?

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Are you crumb? They're trying to get out of a
ticket cop.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
That was the original menace. Excuse generator, I mean, be
yep there all right, more story menace in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Speaking of throwback, remember when we were talking about how
Roseanne is living her best life in Texas and she's
doing a you know, a daily tour with her writing
lawnmower through her property. Yeah, living Greg's dream. Well, another
person is doing the exact same thing. In a rare
social media post, they say Ellen DeGeneres has her own

(01:42:24):
writing lawnmower that she's writing around on her huge property
in England in the UK because remember she moved to
the UK after the election, because she just couldn't even.

Speaker 9 (01:42:36):
Actually, of all things, actually watched this her for somebody,
I would think that writing lawnmowers would be illegal in
Europe just because they're two American there seems like badass
and cool. But she's writing it and she gets stuck
because it's a big open field with this very uneven
and I guess he has to come save her port
a big strong birly man.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Thank you very much, menace no broble. Time for your birthday, San,
your Parno birthday, showday.

Speaker 11 (01:43:05):
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And you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Starting with celebrities, have your birthday to Enrique Iglesias. He
is fifty years old. Christina Cole, who is doctor Paula
agard On suits is forty three. Olivia Colpo. Now this
is someone who I recognize the name, so I included
it with the name. But I had to go and
research and like, what does this person do? Model former

(01:43:35):
Miss Universe Okay, so that's pretty much her her resume,
but she has made her rounds around the celebrity dating
pool like Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow, Ryan Lochte, Lucky Jot
Cancer Yeah, and Patriots wide receiver Danny Amondola Back in
the Day. Olivia Colpo is thirty three, Alex van Halen

(01:43:58):
is seventy two, douchebag rapper Who's lucky to still be alive?
To Coshi sixty nine, is twenty nine years old today
is true. Steven emmel he's an actor Green Arrow on
that show Arrow, he's forty four. Melissa Gilbert Laura Ingalls
on Little House of the Prairie is sixty one and
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(01:44:18):
Oh yeah, Ronnie Rules is sixty six years old. Today,
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She was fantastic and Coochie Crew also Big Booby real Estate. Sure,
Greg like's that one Big Booby? Yeah, they show it
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Oh yeah, you guys probably watching all this time.

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Yeah, she was in Fill Me Up while my husband
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Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
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That's Caleb Page, who is forty two years old today.
And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that's
a little look at what's happening in the world of
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podcast there today for you. As Mother's Day approaches, it's
this Sunday another friendly reminder, But we had a topic.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
For the parents.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Mom specifically, what is something and you'll do it because
you're a good mom or you're a good dad, but
what is something that you hate doing with your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Dad, Let's play this board game.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Go up.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Let you klidser.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
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(01:46:13):
as we can tomorrow with the Friday fail stories. Also
the d u i Q and so the movie Rusts
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Alec Baldwin thing, and so the question was after everything
that what the movie really costs beyond dollars in the life,
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(01:46:36):
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Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Yeah, there are twenty seven bones in the human hand,
twenty eight when you're lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
What math math is?

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Anyway, Thank you very much, Greg Gory. It's perfect mathing. Yeah,
all right, think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
How many how many bones do you have in your body?

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Yeah? Right, or in your hand or in your hand
twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Twenty seven bones in the human hand, except when you're lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
And you got twenty eight bones.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Yeah, are you not getting yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
He half starts this way at the beginning of the show.
By the end of the show it goes on yeah, yeah,
speaking of twenty one twenty one chromosomes. All right, Thank
you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you for giving us
your value time this morning. You know, we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We will catch back here on Friday. Have
a great day. SMD. Doublem. I quit this bitch.