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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sears the doom to the graphic nature of this.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody morning.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is May ninth, twenty twenty five. It's the end
of another week, you guys. Today is Friday. Hell yeah,
it's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Getting into the weekend as quickly as possible. My name
is whatddy. That's Greg Goryya Menace, good morning, Good morning,
Jena grad Fi, pumpin, get money doing good. Sea Bass
is here. We've got Sammy Marney, we got bored, We've
got Menji Morgan's here, Vaughn's here, You're here, Friday's here.
Let's get it over with all right, Well, coming up here.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
On the show for you this morning, of course, Uh,
Friday Fail story has got the duy Q and uh
we got a bunch of stuff for you to win today. Uh,
definitely the news headlines. We've got some of the stuff
in the world of entertainment. Birthday's porn of birthday, all that,
and again the mission, whatever we can do to get
through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
That is the focus today here on the Woodies Show.
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Or you know anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned?
Just included with your info that you're texting Friday check
(02:11):
Ins over to two to nine eight seven. Now today,
I have some horoscopes for you going into the weekend. Yes,
and I thought these were the most fun horoscopes that
I have seen or heard in a long time. A
lot of times it's like super yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
all right. So for example, and this would be for
(02:32):
people who are celebrating a birthday. Right, they're Taurus Torri. Okay,
so your vibe today is treat yourself, which is great.
You're all about comfort today, so food, naps and avoiding humans.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Love it like.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
A perfect day.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I like the avoiding humans part of that. I'm like, okay,
that's important for the geminis. You're in the mood to
stir ish up. If there's drama, you're the spoon. Don't
act surprise when it blows up.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
In your face.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh damn, who's a Gemini? Anybody born May twenty first
or June twentieth, so that.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Would be and Morgan, Wow, this stuff for cancer feelings?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Again, gross, you're basically a human mop for other people's
problems today, ghost them all and binge something dumb like
Love on the Spectrum or the show about the girl
with Tourette's Oh, baling bailing out loud, see now these
are good?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
When is the next season of Balen coming out?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Leo's Your confidence is peaking, and honestly it's annoying everybody.
Go ahead and take a couple of selfies, but don't
post them or send them anybody. Keep that ish to
yourself loud, Uh, virgo, you're obsessing over minor details. Again,
nobody cares that the towels are folded into swans like
ticket eas You're you're you're putting a little bit too
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much effort into something real importance for libras.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Like towels don't have importance.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You're trying to keep the peace but also secretly enjoy
watching people fight in the group chat. Scorpio, your horny,
mysterious and maybe a little dangerous, like at Craigslist free
couch listing with no photos.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Wait, are you going to pass over the fact that
SeaBASS is a libra is?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah? Gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I thought that's why you're going. Dude, I don't know what.
I don't know? Then what sign everybody is? I don't
know why you're laughing.
Speaker 9 (04:28):
You know you're talking about secretly liking people fighting in
the group chat is sign whole?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well, there we go. That makes sense. I didn't know
libra from aries.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, librat says September twenty third through October the twenty second.
What does what are you supposed to do with any
of this information?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Laugh?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's for entertainment purpose? Is only today for scorpios?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Again, your horny, mysterious and maybe a little dangerous like
a Craigslist free couture listing with no photos. Today, take
it easy and try out to get arrested. Oh geez, Sagittarius,
your mouth is writing shacks that your ass can't cash. Again,
maybe skip the hot takes on social media today unless
you're ready for a roast session.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
These are all very pro hermit like, just do your
own thing, avoid people.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Capricorn, you are out there grinding like it's a personality trait,
and honestly respect, but you're not gonna lose your CEO
dreams just because you took a nap or didn't answer
that email in point four seconds today, right, take it easy. Yeah, Aquarius,
you're acting like you're better than everyone today, and you
might be, but maybe stop saying that out loud at brunch.
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People are starting to uninvite you. It's January twenty through
February eighteen.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No, you were.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The other one that applies to me, right, Pisces, you
are deep in your feelings again, shocker, But hey, while
the rest of us are dead inside, you're out here
crying over a TikTok about a duck.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, suck it.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
You seem emotionally unstable, but plot twist, you're actually the
most self aware person in the room, I'll bet. And
then finally, Aries, you're feeling bold today and irritated like
one red bull away from headbutting a stranger. Keep that
in mind and find a way to take the edge off,
like masturbating in the bathroom at work. I was like,
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these are actually really good because a lot of them
are like, you know, you're a lucky number today is seven.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, great fortune will come your way, right, But.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
These see, these are good. Maybe these are the ones
that we really needed.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
I like that we're very stereotypical of, aren't they all?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, they did a good job.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, but I like the way that they were written
me too.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Yeah, you know, I mean they weren't very scientific, right Sammy.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Right, Yeah, it's not like the real one normally accurate
one yeah, left, like the real Easter Bunny. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie again those Friday check ins
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh damn, oh, I think this isn't another New Hour.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, in sensitivity training, Create politically Correct World. It is
May ninth, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday, Friday morning.
Get in the morning as quickly as we can into
the weekend. It's Vaughn's birthday. Everybody, Vonn's not at his
desk right now, right, check? I check, von Hello, I'm
(07:23):
calling that okay, one, two, that's all right. The Vaughn
connection is just empty because he is going to meet
the Omelet station guy.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Now we do birthday cakes here for Vaughn.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Yes, they're still pretty set up.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Menace went to the grocery store. Did you have another
run in this time.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Or Okay, so last time I went to go get
cakes birthday, Yeah, this happened to me a few times.
Where are they go here and let me help you
with one of the workers and then they turn it
sideways in the box and I'm like, what are you doing?
And at one time it messed up the cake and
then the this recent time didn't, but I had them
reopen the box to check it. So I looked like
(08:03):
the a hole.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah. And then so I went to go pick up
their cake on your face?
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
So I went to go pick up the cakes today
and the guy locked the eyes with me, and I
think he remembered this last time, Like I'm gonna stay
away for a moment and not help.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
Him with the cake.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Weird middle of the night cake guy. Yeah, multiple cakes.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Honestly, I probably bought like what eighty cakes.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You got to be the number one cake buyer. Yeah,
you're keeping that department in Busness'm bddy, that's Greg Gory Menace.
Gina Grant you got SA bands. Sammy is here.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
Morgan's taking your calls. Like I said, Vaughn's chasing down
the omelet station. Guy, it's been a dream for years.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Is he doing that in the studio?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I believe so.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I mean, we have a table right here.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I understand that.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
But we don't have ventilation in here.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, we had a door.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
We've cooked omelets and stuff in here before minutes? Did
the whole omelet thing? I did?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Omelet didn't do ten of them, though?
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Was that one thing that I did?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't know. Yeah, Benedict Benny. Yeah, we've done haircuts
in here.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
We've done cuts that everyone.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, time for your Friday Fail stories.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and it's
time for the Friday Fail story. Well thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that could would go wrong
with it. Somewhere along the line it.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Went from being a great idea to one big staked
mega uber ultra.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You know, I thought it was beautiful start to finish.
I'm not ready to cry or anything, but that's good,
pretty good, pretty moving.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Starting with this story, dude was in Rome, visiting the coliseum,
checking out the beautiful architecture, soaking up the rich history,
and he thought to himself, you know what, this is
the perfect backdrop for a killer selfie.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Of course, instead of doing what a normal person would do,
he decided that he needed the perfect angle. So obviously
that means ignoring every sign, which there were many. Those
are hopping a protective barrier to get closer, and that
when gravity joined the chat, he slips, he falls. He
impales himself on a metal fence. He was stuck there
(11:09):
for a little more than twenty minutes, screaming in pain.
Max get there. They gave him a sedative while they
worked to unimpale him, and he ended up losing a
lot of blood. Was taken to the hospital. He had
to have surgery. He survived. I'm sure he got a
tetanus shot the size of a javelin. Yeah yeah, but dog,
that'll teach you not to climb ancient death traps. For
the gram impaled fail?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
He failed?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Is he like a thirteenth century vampire? Like who gets impaled?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Well, I mean you have those fences and you've seen
where people are scaling them trying and they get caught
at the top and has the poky whatever at the
time goes right through your Oh.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Yeah, do you know who that happened to is Kylie Jenner.
That's why if you see photos of her, she has
a giant scar on the side of her.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
What was she getting paaled by?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
She was trying to climb one of those I thought
it was an NBA player.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Here's what about this twenty nine year old idiot in
the Philippines who thought it'd be super smart to hop
into a crocodile enclosure at a zoo. For what purpose?
You ask to take a super sweet selfie?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Of course, that's another one. You got to get them now.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
According to the report, he thought the croc was fake,
so he said, you know, at the fake zoo, at
the fakes spoiler alert, it was very real. It chomped
onto his arm, it dragged him through the water, started
doing the signature crocodile death roll. Oh yeah. The zoo
staff had to get in there and they literally hit
the croc with a block of concrete to get it
to let the dude go. So he's alive and needed
(12:36):
a ton of stitches in his arms and his legs
and it all happened so fast that he.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Never even got the selfie. You guys, Yeah, for some reason.
In my Instagram feed, it's like nine crocodile and alligator videos. Yeah,
I've not searched for them. I didn't ask for them.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Here's one about how police in the Turkish town of
Lice would.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Eat it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
We hear in America we say lies. Ye.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Anyway, it took about twenty tons of seized cannabis and
inadvertently got everyone in town high when they decided to
instead of destroying it an incinerator, they thought they would
just burn it out in the open, and so the
residents they were complaining about how the air became thick
with wheat smoke. For five days, officials forced residents to
keep windows closed. They told everyone to avoid going outside.
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Another wrinkle to the story, not only did they skip
the incinerator option, which they had, they arranged the bags
in the shape of letters spelling out the name of
the town Lice before they even set them on fire.
So they thought about that everything sailed.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's Vaughn's next vacation. He's going to go to Lisa.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
This next one is from Georgia, where the Clayton County
Jail had to go into full lockdown because they thought.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
A murderer had somehow.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Vanished from custody, so lots of panic alarms were sounding.
But it turns out the dude was never gone. They
just forgot them in a courthouse holding cell overnight for
twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Poor thing.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
He was just in there chilling the whole time, where
the jail staff, they're freaking out, would ask for comed.
The sheriff admitted there was a quote mix up about
who was supposed to bring him back to the courthouse, like, dude,
you had one job. Yeah, yeah, remember the murderer, don't
misplace sale the murderer operator error speaking of forgetting something.
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United Airlines they've got a tiny problem on their hands.
Flight attendants to keep accidentally leaving sleeping passengers behind on
empty planes, so instead of waking them up, the crew
just pieces out door shut plane, parked randows, sleeping people
just on board. Now the question is is that illegal?
And you bet it is. The FAA does not like
that MESSI fan, I don't like that, and the union
(14:51):
though for the flight attendant say it's not their fault
because the flight attendants they get distracted by people who
come on board to clean the plane. I guess they
have the superpower of making flooded. Forget humans existed, and
this isn't just a United thing. American Airlines had to
send out the same warning recently because it keeps happening
to them as well. One of the stories they mentioned
(15:12):
the articles about how this chick she woke up all
alone on an Air Canada flight that had already been
towed and parked for the night. No lights, no crew,
phone dead, had to flag down a baggage dude for help.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Would you just popped the door though, we go down
the slide.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's like how we talked about it. It'd be fun
to be locked, likena when target closes are not just
costco a fantasy come to life.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
She didn't call something because the phone was dead, couldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Call them, So she's like the door so you can
do the slide. Slide, Yeah, slide, dude. I saw.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I want to see this so bad in real life
and I want to do it. Hey, we're going on
a cruise. So it was a cruise line deploying the
emergency lifeboats. No no, no, no, not lifeboats. These are
these are rafts, so like they it's like a big
ball of you know whatever, uninflated raft that drops down
and it starts opening up on the water, the water
(16:14):
these big rests, and then on top of it is
like this like do you ever see what they use for? Yeah,
but they see they use them for construction sites where
they you can use it for trash. It goes to
a dumpster that's down below. But instead of it being
like this rigid, you know, metal tube, it's made of material, right,
and it goes down to the life raft. It's a
shoot and then yeah, to shoot and then so passengers
(16:36):
what they do from the deck of the boat down
to the water where the raft is. You basically jump
in this thing and it's like those big long steep
slides like you'll see on cruise ships. And it goes
down to the life raft.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Now that one I'm down for.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And it looks like a vinyl butthole basically that you're
jumping into and then at the other end you get
pooped out onto the raft.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
But those boats that they drop, that'd be cool hair
that you break bones, I mean you live, but really, yeah,
you really hurt yourself when they drop them from the boat.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Were willing to try that.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
But it looks but the tube thing down the chuot
all day.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't want to like make it an excursion. Yeah
you know what I mean, like no actual emergency like
the plane. Like I would love to be able to
go somewhere. Like let's say, like, hey, this weekend, the
airport's having a thing. American Airlines is going to throw
a thing where anybody who was ever wanted to try.
It'll be good training in case you ever needed to
do it.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Remember airport do that.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Remember how in school, if you ever took the school bus,
they would have the emergency drills every once in a
while about how to evacuate the school bus. We always
wanted to be in the back half of the bus
because we wanted to go out that door that opened
off the back and jump down off the back and
there was no emergency, but you still got to exit
the bus from the back in a practice.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
You know how we don't get invited to anything. I
just saw an artist do that, Like artists had a
party where you could do that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, I'll throw a party like that. I'll do that.
We'll do that for a wood show event. Let's go
to the airport and use the slide.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Dude, it'd be so cool. You know it's crazy. Is
the airport is near another event that we're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Maybe again during the day. That is crazy. Yeah, I
mean the leg crazy.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
These uh, the logistics of it.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
We can maybe make it happen.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
It'd be so cool. All right, Well, there's your Friday
fail stories. Everybody.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Omlet's Station is coming along, and believe Chef Solomon Johnson
is in the buildings the house at chef Underscore swoop
if you want to see more about this guy. He
was on Chopped four twenty thank yeah, hell yeah, and
he won his episode. He's a private chef for celebrities
and uh he owned a restaurant in DC at one
point and today he's here cooking Omele's for us. So
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his career's going well. He's still in a restaurant and
was a winner on this show, was a private chef.
Now today here he is for Vaughan's birthday. Yeah, so
I know Vaughn's helping him get set up and hey,
a dream realized. Next up, slide Yeah, you can check
off the Omelet Station.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Thing big bucket list today eight.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Seven, seven forty four. Woody is the phone number if
you want to call in Friday check in, send those
over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna play
the d u i Q coming up next. If you'd
like to be our contestant, now's the time to call.
We're gonna get somebody set up. We just need one
person to play. But this is where SeaBASS is talking
to the drunks. You guys know the game. Oh yeah,
And if you want to play for a chance to
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win a prize, call now eight seven seven forty four
Wooding And.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and eating and plastic tupper ware.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Are you step me to believe a word on it?
Speaker 10 (19:40):
Well?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I don't and I never will.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah, the Woody Show, and we got the phones open
for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie looking
for a contestant. There's somebody who might be interested in
winning a prize this morning playing today's dumbass contest, which is.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
The Duy You here all right, eight.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Seventy seven forty four, Woodie, call now to play Sea
Bass explaying the game to everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Please.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
It's easy.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
I find someone drunk and ask them the easiest trivia
questions and you play by guessing, Gosh, is this person
so drunk if they.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Won't know the answer to these questions that everyone knows.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
I know the answer, you know the answer, blah blah.
But are they so drunk? If you can guess whether
they know two times out.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Of three, you win. All right, let's say hello to
that contest, and we have.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Mark, Hey, good morning, Martay, Mark Hey morning. Would it's
like hoy, well, Mark, You're gonna be the contestant for
this round of the DUIQ. You just got to guess
if the drunk person will get it right. But you
can feel free to have fun because we're gonna be
guessing if Menace and Sammy, who are both stone cold sober,
will know the answer as well. And before we get
to the questions at count, we're gonna get to know
the drunk person a little gauge on how with it
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or not with it they are? And who is this person?
Sea bass Amanda is gonna.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Be telling us about what she's been drinking, but also
she's one of those people who's still at that age
in life where she's got to work.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Where she went to school. I did the conversation that's
always fun.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
So let's see I had an impact that impacts your
decision and if you're.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Impressed by it. Okay, here is Amanda.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
I've been drinking a lot of vodka.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
This bitch husband drinking straight vodka vodka.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
So they ran in the cups and they only had
red Bull. So I decided that I would drink all
of the red Bull and use the red Bull can
as the vodka vessel.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Common move, Very smart move.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I told you I have a Berkeley degree. I know
how to write it, and I have a Berkeley degree.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
She knows how to ride the DYEA. You's got a
Berkeley degree to Berkeley. Nice, my favorite town. I wonder
what the really cool major she had, Like, what was
the with her study? There? Macromye macro History of Lesbian Gardening.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well Mark, that is Amanda. That's
who you're guessing. If she's gonna know the answers yes
or no, it's gonna get two out of three right
in order to win. Menace Sammy, are you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Question number one here on the du i Q, what
is the home stadium of.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
The San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Well, she's from that area. So I'll throw in some
local knowledge, right.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
The San Francisco Giants, so baseball, Yeah, they got a
big river behind it, right, It's not a river, maybe
an ocean. Everybody knows that. Okay, I'm confident I'll just
go first, not to Amanda. Notice Sammy, Mum. I have
a reason that I'm saying no to Menace. Triple no,
(22:36):
triple no. I think Menace will get it to his hometown.
I would think.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think Menace will get it. I think Sammy will
not get it. And also a no for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Yeah, I'm with you. I don't think this is common knowledge,
but they should know it. I think I know it.
I'm going to say no to Sammy, no to Amanda,
yes to Menace.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
It's difficult to keep up with the names now because
they changed these.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Corporate sponsorship o G Classic.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I mean, back in the day, used to know where
every team came. You know, it was Wriggly in Camden Yards,
Fenway Stadium, you know what I mean? Yeah, you just
knew Candlestick exactly what the Giants used to play, Candlestick Park,
that dump. Yeah all right, so uh let's see Mark,
what do you think yes or no?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah? I'm gonna go ahead and stay no as well.
Even though she's from Berkeley, I still think she doesn't know. Okay,
Sea and Sammy, you don't think she's gonna get it me?
Speaker 14 (23:32):
No, we do not.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Said, oh my my apologies.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Man, what a morning.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
That is uncreable. All right. Question number one for the
d U i Q.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Sammy Levi Stadium Levi Stadium, Menace.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I believe it's currently Oracle Park.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Correct, It's had so many different names, Levi.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Stadiums with the forty nine play which is nowhere near
San Francisco. Yeah, I mean super Bowl this year.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
But it was still San Francisco Tea when I got
it was.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
What at and T Stadium it was? And yeah, yeah
something I feel like there was something else again, No,
they Levi Plaza, which is right outside. Yeah, the stadium.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
It's had a trillion names.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yeah, alright.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Question number one d U y Q. Let's see if
Amanda knows it.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
What is the home.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
Stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I went there several times, am I crazy? Forty nine
Ers Stadium?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah, Mark, good news, you got a point you're on
the board.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
My friend, I was going to guess candlestick.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Candlestick, Well you can steal done.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yeah, you can major in Old Norse at Early Norris.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
You can major in candlesticks.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Which which is what that's unders?
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Yeah, guess they have a slot Scandinavian Majors and then
you can go deeper into those those jobs.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Pay bank.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Question number two for the d u i q fat
Tuesdays the last day before?
Speaker 9 (25:11):
What?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
All right? Fat?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Tuesday is the last Tuesday before? What?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
What's that last day? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Last day before? What what do you say?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Gina grad am i insane for going triple yes on this? Yes,
I'm gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, Amanda, just go for yeah, No Amanda, no menace
Yes Sammy, Greg.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
No Amanda, And I'm going double yes in this.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Room, double yes in the room. Menace Sammy. What do
you think will Amanda know this one? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No? All right? What do you say, Mark? Yes or no? Yeah?
I'm gonna go with no as well. She seems Catholic,
but it's gonna be a no. All right.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Question number two for the d u i q fat
Tuesdays the last day before?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
What menace?
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Grass I like the answer h lent or ash Wednesday.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Or bonus question. What does Marty Gross translate to or
Marty Gross translate to man.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Mardi Grass it means party signor it does it does
mean party in Spanish? Now why would they call fat
Tuesday Marty Grass? Uh?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
I don't know any of these religion stuff religion questions
at all.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
All right, that Tuesday would be the last day of
Marty Grass.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, but like that, that the fat Tuesday Marti Gras
thing is not necessarily religious.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
That's not the religious aspect he brought up religion. At least.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
This just happens to be where it falls. Fat Tuesdays
happened to be where it falled, right for before people
give stuff up for lent.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Right, so you binge the day before giving stuff up
the last hur right, So Marty Gras is leading up
to fat Tuesday, which is the big.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Hurrashs know what it means?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Right, It's like Jews, right and they have like a
big feast for or is it we do it after after? Yeah,
it is after got to eat learning for learning learning.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Mary Gros translates to to party signor what is it?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's fat Tuesday. Okay, that's what the translation is. Okay, Yeah,
I had no idea. We were just hoping to get
some sort of all.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Right, well, Mark said that Amanda would not know, and
if that's the case, he'll be the winner here on
this round of the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before what.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Marty Grass.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
My family is from New Orleans, so we always celebrate
Marty Gross.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Congratulations, you are the winner here on the d u
i Q.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Wowly all right, Mark, congratulations, All right, Mark, hang on one second.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Thank you so much for listening. We'll show have yourself
a great weekend. We have one more question here for
the d u i Q, not needed by Mark, but
just for funzies.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Question number three.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase
triple No?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Really uh no for Amanda Man, why do I feel
although Marcus Cross? No for no, for Menace, No for
Sammy sweep it no triple no triple no.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
You can get a degree in art or the history
or practice of art at Berkeley.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda will know it?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No? All right?
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Question number three from what country did the US make
the Louisiana purchase.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Menace, I wrote down three countries, but I'm just gonna
go with Mexican Mexico.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
I also went with Mexico.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Mexico is incorrect, Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You've been to my other ones? Yeah, but Spain and France.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Uh okay, France, because now now is that making sense
for French quarter like a influence.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Mexican? You thank you?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
All right? Question number three for Amanda, here are the
d u i Q.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
What country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I want to stay. It was like New England.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Thank you from New England, in the country of New England.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Money well spect at Berkeley.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Oh yeah, all right, we're going to take a quick break.
We got some more Woodies show coming up for you next,
and then we're going to meet Chef Solomon. Chef Solomon Johnson,
who is here doing the Omelet station today. A dream
come true, a dream realized eleven years in the making
this Omelet station, but for Vaughan's birthday. Yeah, I started
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to heat. We had the opportunity. They said, here's how
much it's gonna be. I phone it up to make
the dream happen, and we got cakes from mens. So
we got cakes and omelets this morning.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Love it?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, all right, So the omelet station's getting all fired up.
We've got some more Woody Show coming up. If you
got a thing you want to be a part of,
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody
Friday check ins. Send those on the text over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
The Woody Show will be right back. What's one thing
you would say to people at ninety three?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I would sell the world?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yes, I had no come near my house the Woodies.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Some people don't like the idea of getting older, and
you know, I kind of welcome it because I hope
to get to that level.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Of not caring.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
All right, Yeah, like here you go.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Ah, but like nothing, no filter faces, no filter. He
answer to nobody because.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
The world just says, don't mind him. He's old. Yeah, yeah,
exactly right.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
They won't mess with the old man anyway.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
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to enforce this, but in Virginia, the amount of time
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that a kid can be on social media is going
to be limited by law. And this goes into effect
next year. Mine or under the age of sixteen will
be banned from using social media for more than one
hour per day.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
They can definitely do that in the settings. I mean,
you know, the state of Texas, you can't even look
at porn unless you put your your ID information into
the website. But I mean it can be done.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
I'll have to try that next time we're in Dallas. Yeah,
well no, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to pull up
like I don't know, yeah you porn or yea one
of those sites, just to see what happens.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, I'm not going to put my information. It's not
that important.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I would like I would like for them to ban,
you know, for to limit the time. I think that's
a great idea.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
We have parental controls, Like I can go into my
son's phone and I can set all kinds of stuff
for a screen time. Yeah, uh, you know, communication limits,
app limits, all kinds of stuff and kids figure out
a way around all that stuff, all of it. Yeah,
you know, so unless you physically take the phone from them.
And that's what I was going to even when they
sign up, they're signing up saying oh yeah, I'm nineteen.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
That's true. They're and they're literally learning coding in class,
you know, more than we're right.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
So I just don't know how they're going to enforce it.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Gee, if only parents had thought of that. I like,
my wife and I are clearly on it.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
But it's yeah, but that's out there that that are
not like you.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah, but they don't care for the parents who do care,
and you do try to do something. We were all kids,
we got a round stuff exactly. Yeah, it's like the
people will get very very similar to the argument. They go, well,
you know, when I have kids, I'm not gonna allow
my kids to cry on an airplane or at a restaurant,
because yes, that's what you want. That's you're okay with
the people who have kids who are crying. That's what
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they wanted.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Yeah, they were hoping that they spend their two hour.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Flight just tell the kid don't cry.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Yeah, the airplane thing I get, But the restaurant thing come.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
On, you can take him outside.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
You can take them.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
No, you can't take them outside, but you can't stop
them from crying. Yeah, they're gonna if they're gonna throw
a hissy fit, They're gonna throw.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
A hissy fit.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
These are stupid kids, Yeah, whose brains are still developing.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
What do you do? You put them in a playpen
and put a center.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Block over board in a cinerlock.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A teenager in Virginia was shot and killed while doing
some ding dong ditching with some friends at three o'clock
in the morning for a TikTok video. The homeowner who
shot him thought that people were trying to break into
his house. He's been arrested charge with second degree murder.
And Greg whoa jess when you thought the Nike Will
Chicken era was a peak dumb TikTok challenge? Sick Welcome
(34:08):
to the Let's Light our school issued laptop on fireface omart.
Kids are shoving sharp objects into the different ports on
their school supplied chromebooks to get them to go on fire.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And they're whatever they can find.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I mean, they're putting stuff in there and then they spark,
they smoke, they melt. Also, they can get it on
a TikTok video can do it? Yeah, multiple schools had
been evacuated, classrooms filling with smoke and stuff, and the
firefighters that were called in this one thing, they're like, dude,
they really lucked out because these batteries were seconds from exploding. Wow,
and somebody could have really gotten hurt. All right, new
(34:44):
challenge for us, who can sit there is on fire
for now? The better mark up the price and send
a bill to the parents. That's what they're doing. Parents
are getting these bills to cover the laptops because the
chance doesn't cover TikTok clout chasing that kind of dumb
ass or either.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Like sorry, dad, this was a five thousand dollars computer.
Well those chromebooks, that's the thing. They are cheap, I know,
but I'm saying they should market way the hell up.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh yeah, how NASA is paying you know, however much
for a toilet cigarette. Well, it is Friday, it is
the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
We got an omlet station going.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Yeah, it's the first.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
OMENI I think it's minutes away.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
This is dream come true. This morning.
Speaker 15 (35:26):
There's an omelet station set up right here in the
studio and it's chef Solomon Johnson, who was marroud, thank you,
thank you so much for coming in today and and
doing this for us.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
He said he went to school hoping that he was
going to do this job. So now it's like the
best of both worlds today. So he's mold in the
radio student.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
I'm trying to learn something. So far, he has a
really big giant whisky. It's really fancy.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
What do you mean fancy?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
It's fancy. It's like big and heavy.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
A big gold play. Yeah, so what what makes a
good whisk?
Speaker 16 (36:05):
Well, I mean the more you pay for anything, the
better it is in theory, right, So I just yeah,
just you know, spind up money on your kitchen.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, is there something about like
we is it better to have weight to it?
Speaker 16 (36:18):
I would say, so, you know, especially when your weapon
eggs want to get as much air in there as possible.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Okay, hair rating.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Now what you're making right now, supreme Mama.
Speaker 16 (36:29):
It's on dewey sausage, a little bit of ham and
a mushroom blend of like amenis.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Oh yeah, so when you're when you're making it all
but yes or no to adding like water or milk
to the eggs.
Speaker 16 (36:42):
I don't mind a splash of water. I feel like
it helps milk is I don't I feel weird about
cow milk.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Okay, Okay, I'm different, Okay, but it's not like it's
going to mess it up.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Like let's say you didn't have a problem with caw milk.
It's like it's going to mess it up, of course. Okay, cool,
it's cool. Speaking of eggs, this is so dumb and
TikTok trends and stuff. Remember when people were cracking eggs
on the foreheads of unsuspecting people, like it was so funny,
Like all of a sudden, a mom walks up and
like cracks an egg on the kid's head.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
They're just confused.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
There's yeah, anyway why this woman in Sweden was convicted
of harassment ordered to pay her daughter two thousand dollars
in damage.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Now, this girl's young, like young young. She's not the
one who made the complaint. Because the mom had done that,
she posted it on social media. Somebody else saw it,
told stranger and reported her, and so a prosecutor picked
it up and ran with it. Argued to a judge,
this wasn't fun.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
It was cruel.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Mind your business.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Prosecutor A chick told the court, quote, you simply don't
do that to a child. I find that incredibly degrading.
It's a reckless act.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Okay, isn't a brick?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
What's the harm? Wait?
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Are you torn on this decision because you thought the
whole egg thing was dumb, but this could put a
stop to it, even though the allegations are stupid.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I didn't have I didn't have a problem with this one.
I didn't think it was dumb. I thought it was
kind of funny. I mean, you know, especially with if
the little kid, they can give it a little kid
a lemon.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Face, like, yeah, that's funny, it's cute.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
That's me.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
I just think the kids in general, they weren't upset.
They were just like, huh, yeah, it was so funny because.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
That doesn't happen all the time. I'm just just walk
by and crack an egg on my forehead in the
big ski of things. I'd rather have the egg cracked
on the kid's face than telling them some horrific news
that's not true, just to see them anyway.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
The judge agreed that it was degrading. It was a
reckless act. The mother, of course, argued it was a
harmless prank. She did that until she was blue in
the face, but it didn't matter because everybody on the
planets a pussy these days, no common sense or reason,
so it didn't matter. And somehow she's been convicted of
harassment and she's got to pay her own daughter. How's
that gonna work, piggy bags? Yeah, it's so dumb. Two
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thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Yeah, get right on that, So.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Chef Solomon, I'm sorry, that's the only piece of egg
news that I have read.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Miracle.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
All right, let's give back to Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
He's the best of describing things. You are no like,
you are really good because you use a lot of
good descriptive words. All right, hold on his words.
Speaker 12 (39:25):
All right, man with the most culinary prowess.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
There we go. Damn all right, look at that.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
That looks Yeah, it's a good portion too.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
He did not skim.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
So Chef Solomon used to own a restaurant in DC.
Speaker 16 (39:38):
Yes, I owned a fast casual Pan African restaurant called
the Bust Down. We had a mixture of like soul food,
Caribbean food, yeah, rotating specials, oxtail fried fish and what
what did you get out of that? Well, it was
just a rough time in the city for opening restaurants. Yeah,
and was it like a couple of years ago or
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oh no, this is we open twenty twenty three. Oh okay,
you're open about a year before we shut it down? Yeah,
close in December.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Okay, yeah, all right. Well this is the kind of
omelet I dream of making. Because the eggs almost just
melt in your mouth. They disappeared, they're soft. The cheese
is the perfect amount. It's the perfect meltiness. Oh yeah,
the onions are soft and they're sweated, but they're not
like caramelized too much. Everything melts in your mouth. It's fluffy.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
It looks so good.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Hot and steamy and melty, and it's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 10 (40:36):
We've got a lot of heffread mouthfield.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Mouthfeel is silky.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
It smells amazing. Yeah, you guys, we have an omelet station.
We've been talking about this for ever.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Man the flavor of perfect. Well, Chef Solomon, he's gonna
be here for a while cooking up some omelets and stuff.
And yeah, we're gonna continue with some more woody show.
The Woody Shoe Woody Shoe.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's a Friday morning, everybody.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Yeah, it's made the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name
is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
What is up Woody? A great day today. We've got
Gina grad Hi, there is a Sea Man. Yeah, Sammy's here,
Morgan's here. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, or.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
You can hit us up with eight text over to
two two nine eight seven. Well, finally, Hugh, finally we
can make this happen. We're still having computer issues. Sammy's
got some kind of computer issues.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
I have been down for the last few minutes, so
trying to get everything.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Back up and running.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, but we do have access to where Sea Bass
has been keeping all the good stuff for the week.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
In audio, A mens.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
I know you've probably heard nothing but Paul Pierce news.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Oh, I was tagged all all day.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
So Paul Pierce, former Celtic NBA champion, heeds Celtics. I
love that, former Jayhawk. He also now works as a
commentator for Fox Sports one FS one, and he bet
because the Celtics were they lost the first game to
the Knicks. He said, there's no way the Celtics will
lose Game two to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
No way.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
In fact, if they do, I'll walk the eight plus
hours twenty something miles to work in my room.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
That's nothing, right, man, it's twenty there.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Please.
Speaker 10 (42:29):
He said he would do a barefoot too.
Speaker 11 (42:31):
I don't think that happened. Here's a little bit of
Paul as he apparently according to he was. He was
sort of live, he was checking in regularly. Didn't look
like people say that he totally faked this. Let's here
here's him at the studios when he got no, what
I feel.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I feel accomplished something great. No, that was an accomplishment
at the end of the day, like not everybody had
a mental capacity to like really really do it.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I got it at five.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Hopefully this can inspire my Celtics and we can get
back in this series.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, some on Celtics. Yeah, don't waste my time is
what men said.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
And that you walked how many miles? Forty miles? And
I stream the whole thing. And then there was this
huge gap where all the hills were that he was
supposed to walk through.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Because no video because he posted when when the when
the Celtics were starting to lose to the Knicks. One
game too, he posted a map and it showed from
where he is a big stretch of like canyon and
off road area.
Speaker 10 (43:27):
No no video of that.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
And all his videos were from like citty streets, outside
grocery stores whatever.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Now can you hear that sizzle?
Speaker 10 (43:34):
Yeah, in the background, I can smell it.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
You know what that is? That is the omelet station
that we have done here in the in the studio.
That is Chef Solomon Johnson, who was there. If you
want to see his Instagram.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
At chef Underscore Swoop swop.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
Yeah, man, he's got them.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
He's got them omelets going. I'll show you a so good.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
I have a question for you, guys. Well, this this
is for everyone, but Solomon, have you ever loved food
so much that you got mad at it? Because I'm
like mad at this omelet and being as good as
it is, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
I feel that way about the New Orleans barbecue trimp
at Emeralds. Oh night, Emeralds Restaurants like a staple thing.
That he's got, man, I think that has got to
be my single favorite food.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Item, Like, where does it get off being that good?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Right?
Speaker 6 (44:20):
And there are.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
My favorite sushi place that they have the the the
bait crab hand rolls.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
I've never gotten mad at the food, but I had
that mad but almost like I could cry.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, And where do you get off the lawn's work?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Chef Solomon, you're the man I want to interrupt.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
He's very busy, he's got he's got an omelet flow
going here. So that's the person who invented walking long distances?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Are you saying?
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Are you saying that Paul Pierce faked at least part
of his cap?
Speaker 9 (44:51):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Allegedly CAP's been called This week in audio, the other.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Big audio piece that's coming up lot is the confrontation
with the Frontier Airlines gate agents.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Oh dude, that awful. I saw the headline. I don't
know anything about it because they.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
Fired these chicks, right, you would have been in rage
if you watch the video. So what happened at Frontier Lines?
It is it is a budget as they say front
to be nice. It's like a spirit, it's like an allegiant.
They don't have the big seats up front. So that
been meaning they charge you for everything. So arman here,
who showed up? I believe this is North Carolina to
somewhere else. He showed up and he was He showed
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up less than an hour before the gate before he
was allowed to take off, and they apparently charge you
a fee to check in at that point.
Speaker 10 (45:38):
Yeah, they're trying to check in thirty minutes, right, so.
Speaker 11 (45:41):
He was still there in time he could have he wasn't.
He didn't the gate wasn't closed. Yeah, I've flown uh
frontier and that's right. They if you check in online,
I think they let you do that for free. But
if you even generous I'm saying, but if you even
print the boarding pass at the at the kiosk, at
the not even talk to a person at the airport,
just print the boarding paths, they charge you for that.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
That's an expensive ass boarding paths.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
But I honestly why people get like I don't understand
like why Greg is like, it's kind of just standard
for what you're doing. I'm booking a seat on a flight,
it should have a boarding pass. Yeah, but they're part
of it. It's like being charged for a fork at
a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Okay, well what if what if it was a really
nice quality restaurant in other words, really good stakes, you
know whatever that you would normally pay X number of
dollars for, right, But they go, hey, tell you, what
if you bring your own fork, you can get that
safe stack, like it's a trade off. Like, okay, so
I got to bring my own fork, but I get
this really great the perfect rid by that you love.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yes, at the discount, But I think there are certain
things that you just expect. If you get a hotel room,
you kind of expect it to have a bed. You
don't pay extra, Oh did you want to have a
bed in your room? But they fully extra. I will say,
they fully disclose. When you book, they tell you exactly
how it's going to actually read it.
Speaker 11 (46:54):
Actually that's debatable terms and conditions. So what happened is
it's playing.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
They tell you you're against the lottery winners having to
come forward. That's in the rules. Hey, you knew it
going into it.
Speaker 11 (47:05):
We can argue about rules back and forth, but basically,
what happens, so the guy shows up, for example, and
he perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
In the rules.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
What we're doing right now is.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
The direct analogy. What we're doing right now is actually
great because apparently is exactly what he did.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Yes, totally what happened.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
So at a certain point, after a few minutes of
arguing again and he's like, Okay, I got to get
through security anyway, I might as well leave.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
I'm never flying your crappy airline again. Let's what he says.
We don't have that on audio.
Speaker 11 (47:30):
We do have the next few moments where the women
behind the counter said, oh, you're never flying our crappy
airline again. Well, we're not going to check you in
because you insulted our airline starting now with the Great Frontier.
And that is where the audio picks up and the
women then they then are taunting this man, and this
is how it goes.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
Hey, you think, oh, you're gonna check me in?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I bet you we won't.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
I paid.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
I've paid for a ticket.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, I paid.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You can't pay three out later. Hello, I just said
that'll get on your FI.
Speaker 10 (47:57):
I would pay the tea on your fly.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
And you thought you on your mind, and you thought.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
You and you thought you your fly.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I literally paid for a ticket. I'm here thirty minutes.
I'm here thirty minutes. My flight, the almost gray Yeah,
the almonds great, And you're right, I hate these women.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
Yeah yeah, time that you're repeating loudly the same thing.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You've lost the and they're not letting me check check in.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
You're not getting on your fee. It's a policy. You
don't control that. It sounds what you do.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
Yeah right, yeah, Because at that point he was willing
to pay the twenty five whatever it was dollars already
did for Agent assist and they said, oh, well, you've
insulted again the great Frontier line.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yea thought you were well thought.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah. No, Now, Greg, I guess to just kind of clarify,
clarify your terrible understanding of my perfect analogy. I was
going to try to curb it and be nice, but
he's trying to meet you halfway. Now what what I'm
if you just need to get somewhere, right, and you
don't have a lot of money, and this is the
most economical thing, and you're fine with putting your boarding
(49:00):
pass on your own at home, and you're only going
to have or the US the Kiosk, like just the
just the bare bones whatever just to get to where
you're going. This is great now for people who choose
not to read or what like.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
That's that is on you because it does tell you
when I remember when I booked and said, hey, you
could print this now or do this at home or
when you get to the airport, this is how much
it's going to cost.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Option.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
He points up that out here a lot of people
the fly Frontier can't read.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
So that's try to fly fly Frontier multiple times and
he just is canceled on.
Speaker 11 (49:34):
He has like that, will not fly Frontier or Allegiant
no longer than an hour just because it's it's so crappy.
They don't even have the big seats up front like
on Spirit. And then obviously you have employees like like
what he said, have been fired because they were total
dicks to this guy.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Chef Solomon amazing omelet killing it so good as advertised
by the other people who have already tried it.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Near we have an almost.
Speaker 12 (49:56):
Everyone deserves in the morning. That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
We have an almostatione in here for Vaughn's birthday. You
guys very side. We got cakes, brodycakes in Can we
mix the cake in the omelet?
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back more.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
The weekend audio is coming up now, Woody shoe, Woody
shoe shoe, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's a Friday morning, everybody.
It's made the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
What is up Woody?
Speaker 10 (50:29):
Great day today.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
We've got Gina grad Hi, there is c Man. Yeah,
Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
or you can hit us up with eight text over
to two two nine eight seven. Well, finally, finally we
can make this happen. We're still having computer issues. Sammy's
(50:52):
got some kind of computer issue.
Speaker 11 (50:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
I have been down for the last few minutes, so
trying to get everything back up and running.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, but we do have access to where SeaBASS has
been keeping all the good stuff for the week in audio.
Speaker 11 (51:05):
A mens, I know you probably heard nothing but Paul
Pierce news.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Oh, I was tagged all day.
Speaker 11 (51:11):
So Paul Pierce, former Celtic NBA champion, he celics. I
love that former Jayhawk. He also now works as a
commentator for Fox Sports one FS one, and he bet
because he the Celtics were they lost the first game
to the Knicks. He said, there's no way the Celtics
will lose Game two to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
No way.
Speaker 11 (51:30):
In fact, if they do, I'll walk the eight plus
hours twenty something miles to work in my room.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
That's nothing, right, man, it's twenty there. Please.
Speaker 10 (51:40):
He said he would do a barefoot too.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I don't think that happened.
Speaker 11 (51:43):
Here's a little bit of Paul as he apparently according
to he was he was sort of live.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
He was checking in regularly.
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Didn't look like people say that he totally faked this.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Let's fine.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Here here's him at the studios when he got no way, I'll.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Feel I'll feel accomplished something great. No, that was an
accomplishment at the end of the day, like not everybody
had a missal, you know, capacity to to like really
really do it.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
I got up at five.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Hopefully this can inspire my Celtics and we can get
back in this series.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah, so someone on Celtics. Yeah, don't waste my time,
is what Mena said.
Speaker 10 (52:16):
And that you walked how many miles? Forty miles. Wow,
I stream the whole thing. And then there was this
huge gap where all the hills were that he was
supposed to walk through.
Speaker 11 (52:24):
Because no video because he posted when when the when
the Celtics were starting to lose to the Knicks game too,
he posted a map and it showed from where he
is a big stretch of like canyon and like off
road area.
Speaker 10 (52:38):
No no video of that.
Speaker 11 (52:39):
And all his videos were from like shitty streets outside
grocery stores whatever.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Now can you hear that sizzle?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
Yeah in the background, I can smell it.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
You know what that is?
Speaker 5 (52:47):
That is the omelet station that was done here in
the in the studio. That is Chef Solomon Johnson, who
was there. If you want to see his Instagram at
chef Underscore Swoop swop.
Speaker 12 (52:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
Man, he's got them. He's got them omelets going.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
I'll show you so good.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
I have a question for you, guys. Well, this this
is for everyone, but Solomon, have you ever loved a
food so much that you got mad at it? Because
I'm like mad at this omelet and being as good
as it is, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
I feel that way about the New Orleans Barbecue trimp
at Emeralds, Oh night, but all Emeralds restaurants like a
staple things that he's got, man, I think that has
got to be my single favorite food.
Speaker 6 (53:28):
Item, Like where does it get off being that good?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Right?
Speaker 6 (53:30):
And there are my.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
Favorite sushi place that they have the baby, the bait
crab hand rolls.
Speaker 4 (53:39):
I've never gotten mad at the food, but I had
that mad but almost like I could cry. Yeah, And
where do you.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Get off the lawn's work?
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Chef Solomon, you're the man I want to interrupt.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
He's very busy.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
He's got an omelet flow going here.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So that's the person who invented walking long distances?
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Are you saying?
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Are you saying that Paul Pierce faked at least part
of his.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Cap allegedlys been called all sets of clare cap This
week in audio, the other.
Speaker 11 (54:08):
Big audio piece that's coming up a lot is the
confrontation with the Frontier Airlines gate agents.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Oh dude, that awful.
Speaker 11 (54:17):
I saw the headline. I don't know anything about it
because they fired these chicks, right, you would have been
in rage if you watch the video. So what happened
at Frontier Lines? It is it is a budget as
they say front to be nice. It's like a spirit,
it's like an Allegiant. They don't have the big seats
up front, so that been meaning they charge you for everything.
So arman here, who showed up? I believe this is
North Carolina to somewhere else. He showed up, and he was.
(54:39):
He showed up less than an hour before the gate
before he was allowed to take off. And they apparently
charge you a fee to check in at that point.
Speaker 10 (54:48):
Yeah, they're trying to check in thirty minutes, right.
Speaker 11 (54:51):
So he was still there in time he could have
he wasn't. He didn't the gate wasn't closed. Yeah, I've
flown uh Frontier and that's right. They if you check
in on online, I think they let you do that
for free.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
But if you even have generous I'm saying, but if
you even print the boarding pass at the at the kiosk,
at the not even talk to a person you know
at the airport, just print the boarding pass, they charge
you for that.
Speaker 6 (55:14):
That's an expensive ass boarding pass.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
But I honestly why people get like I don't understand
like why Greg is like, it's kind of just standard
for what you're doing. I'm booking a seat on a flight.
It should have a boarding pass. Yeah, but they're part
of it. It's like being charged for a fork at
a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Okay, well what if what if it was a really
nice quality restaurant in other words, really good stakes, you
know whatever, that you would normally pay X number of
dollars for, right, But they go, hey, tell you what
if you bring your own fork.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
You can get that same stack. Like it's a trade off.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Like, okay, so I got to bring my own fork,
but I get this really great the perfect rib by
that you love.
Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yes, and you get the discount. But I think there
are certain things that you just expect. If you get
a hotel room, you kind of expect it to have
a bed. You don't pay extra, Oh did you want
to have a bed in your room? But they fully extra.
I will say, they fully disclose when you book, they
tell you exactly how it's good.
Speaker 10 (56:03):
We'll actually read it.
Speaker 11 (56:04):
Actually that's yeah, debatable terms and conditions anyway, So what happened.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
Is it's plain to day they tell you.
Speaker 4 (56:11):
You're against the lottery winners having to come forward. That's
in the rules. Hey, you knew it going into it.
Speaker 11 (56:16):
We can argue about rules back and forth. But basically
what happens. So the guy shows up, for example, and
he perfect the rules. What we're doing right now is.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
The direct analogy.
Speaker 5 (56:24):
What we're doing right now is actually great because apparently
it is exactly what he did.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (56:29):
So at a certain point, after a few minutes of
arguing again and he's like, Okay, I got to get
through security anyway, I might as well leave. I'm never
flying your crappy airline again. Let's see what he says.
We don't have that on audio. We do have the
next few moments where the women behind the counter said, oh,
you're never flying our crappy airline again. Well, we're not
going to check you in because you insulted our airline
(56:49):
starting now with the Great Frontier. Yeah, and that is
where the audio picks up and the women then they
then are taunting this man, and this is how it goes.
Speaker 6 (56:56):
Hey, you think, oh, you're gonna check me in?
Speaker 5 (56:58):
I bet you we won't. I paid, I paid for
a ticket.
Speaker 13 (57:02):
Yeah, I paid for you can't paid.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Three hours later, Hello, I just said that I don't
get on your fire.
Speaker 10 (57:07):
I just said that I would pay the tat on
your fly.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
And you thought you get on your fight.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
And you thought you're gone your fight, and you thought
you can get on your fly.
Speaker 4 (57:15):
I literally paid for a ticket. I'm here thirty minutes.
I'm here thirty minutes before my flight. The almost yeah,
the almonds great, And you're right. I hate these women.
Speaker 13 (57:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, time that you're repeating loudly the same thing. You've
lost the and they're not letting me check check in.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
You're not getting on your It's a policy. You don't
control that. It sounds what you do.
Speaker 11 (57:37):
Yeah right, yeah, Because at that point he was willing
to pay the twenty five whatever it was dollars it
already did for agent assist and they said, oh, well,
you've insulted again the great frontierline. Yeah, I thought you
were well he thought.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, no, Now, Greg, I guess to just kind of clarify,
clarify your terrible understanding of my perfect analogy. I was
gonna try to curb it and be nice that he's
trying to meet you halfway. No, what what I'm if
you just need to get somewhere, right, and you don't
have a lot of money, and this is the most
economical thing, and you're fine with putting your boarding pass
(58:10):
on your own at home, and you're only going.
Speaker 5 (58:12):
To have or the US the kiosk like just the
just the bare bones whatever, just to get to where
you're going. This is great now for people who choose
not to read or what like. That's that is on
you because it does tell you when I remember when
I booked and said, hey, you could print this now
or do this at home or when you get to
the airport, this is how much it's going.
Speaker 11 (58:31):
To cost me. He points up that out here a
lot of people the fly Frontier can't read.
Speaker 17 (58:36):
So.
Speaker 10 (58:40):
That's try to fly fly Frontier multiple times and he
just is canceled on.
Speaker 11 (58:45):
He has like that, will not fly Frontier or Allegiant
longer than an hour just because it's it's so crappy.
They don't even have the big seats up front like
on Spirit. And then obviously you have employees just like
what he said, have been fired because they were total
dicks to this guy.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
Chef Solomon amazing omelet killing it truly so good as
advertised by the other people who have already tried it.
Speaker 12 (59:05):
Near we have everyone deserves in the morning, that's right, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
We have an omal station here for Vaughn's birthday. You
guys very side, we got cakes, broadcakes in can we
mix the cake in the omelet?
Speaker 10 (59:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (59:23):
This back into the weekend audio before we get to
the next Clipsey Bass. Chef Solomon is here doing the
omelet station and he was on Chopped for twenty back
in twenty twenty one. He won his episode. He's a
private chef for celebrities. He previously owned a restaurant in
(59:45):
Watching DC, and today he is serving up omelets here
at the Woody Show studio.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Who's got an omelets?
Speaker 10 (59:51):
Of?
Speaker 4 (59:51):
I got one?
Speaker 13 (59:53):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (59:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (59:54):
How did Vonn not get one yet? I thought already had.
Speaker 6 (59:56):
Complete monsters and we stuck.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah, I didn't really okay with the clock man, Sammy,
you didn't get yours yet, but they did not know
we were going back on the air, and she didn't
get her full order in.
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
But uh, house of Burgers, what would be again? So
give me the order?
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
So Chef Solomon's like you go, and shees, well, actually.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Can I make I wanted to know if we can
make requests on how we would like our omelet to
be made? Okay, Well, I mean I'm just saying I
don't like with what's coming in them?
Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
I know, I for sure don't want mushrooms?
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Okay, what else is in there?
Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Not that cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
I'll keep the cheese.
Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Ham, No.
Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Four year old sausage, I will do You.
Speaker 12 (01:00:40):
Just want to You just want a sausage omelet with
no cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
I don't even know sausage and cheese, spicy sausage.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Yeah, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
This is Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
He's calling your you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I know that's coming from me.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
It's coming from Woody.
Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Yeah, bitch, it's simpler, it feels easier.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
So here's the thing. Do you want?
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Do you want to sit in the almond or on
top of it?
Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Is that really a pain order?
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
No, it's just I think for most restaurant chefs, when
they see tickets come in and they see people modding tickets,
everyone's talking about you. If you well done steak, right,
and you're at a table with ten people. Everyone else
orders chicken and fish. Everyone is waiting to eat because
(01:01:27):
of that well done steak. So that steak is probably
gonna get thrown in the deep fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Right? Oh really?
Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
Yeah, because we don't have time for that.
Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
We're not gonna because everyone has to get their food
at the same time, so they're gonna like either put
it in the back of the grill and like throw
a press on it, right, and then get everything else done,
and then the guy on expo is going to be like,
where's my well done steak? And then okay, now put
it on the plate and then everything can come out
and then you can chew your shoe, shake the table
(01:01:58):
while you cut it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Like I've had I've did women like this and it
just kind of shows that you weren't raised right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
You're immature about raised right.
Speaker 12 (01:02:07):
But so what's intensely childish.
Speaker 16 (01:02:09):
If you if you think, if you if you think
we're not judging you when you when when you order
your food and you ask for your burger cut in half.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
But those are the things I do.
Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
And I like my steak medium rare.
Speaker 12 (01:02:21):
Like that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
And onions you don't like them?
Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Or yeah, I just don't like them.
Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
It's not an allergy thing or no, okay, I love
that term. Intensely childish.
Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
Having eating things that I prefer like why.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Why do you prefer like onions?
Speaker 12 (01:02:39):
It's what happened. What happened with the onion thing.
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Nothing happened, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Is there an application that you do enjoy onions, like, uh,
something like raw onion?
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
But they do like yeah, like it's sautate or caramelized.
Speaker 10 (01:02:54):
No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
I don't like that, and I will eat onion rings.
Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
But mostly it's just I don't prefer it, like I
like cheese, but I like hamburgers. I don't want cheese
on my burger because I don't prefer it that way.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
But what's that?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
I guess you ring you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Don't mind, so you don't mind the taste of onions, well.
Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
Anything that's beer battery sometimes I do, yeah, and certain
things I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Well, like all of us.
Speaker 10 (01:03:15):
I hate alives, but on a pizza either.
Speaker 16 (01:03:18):
I don't necessarily like olives either, but I do enjoy
olive top and not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Fancy. I don't even know that it is.
Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
It's just like blended, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
While he's working on your kid's meal, Mamlin, super.
Speaker 8 (01:03:34):
Easy omelet You're welcome from Like easier.
Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
Cheese mac cheese are easy to I see it's this
week in audio AI news out there and AI, Yes
it is impacting. It's not just out the computer verse.
It's impacting our real lives. It's in fact now admissible
in court. AI in court. Yes, that's what's happening in
the Phoenix area where a man was shot in twenty
twenty one in a road rage incident where he was
(01:03:59):
having road rage and he did the real smart thing
of getting out of your car and approaching the other vehicles. Well,
the person of that vehicle shot him. What you're not
allowed to do. That's manslaughter.
Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
U huh.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
But and he's going to jail for that.
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
It's from the pond.
Speaker 11 (01:04:09):
But now how long he's going to jail is determined
oftentimes by victim impact statements. And in this case, the
man's dead, so it'd be just his family. Oh wait, no,
it's him too, because AI victim Yes, way was allowed
in this case, at least in Arizona. And they have
they kind of and it looked pretty goofy because it
was one of those ais where like the body doesn't move,
(01:04:30):
but just just his face kind of does, and it
looks all, oh, they warped.
Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Two weirds job Like he's beginning a SpongeBob SquarePants with
the captain singing a little bit good analogy.
Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
This is Chris Pelke. They again cloned his voice, cloned
his appearance, and there's a little bit of what he
said to the man who killed him from beyond the group.
Speaker 14 (01:04:48):
To Gabriel horc Asidas, the man who shot me. It
is a shame we encountered each other that day, in
those circumstances. In another life we probably could have been friends.
I believe in forgiveness and then God, who forgives, I
always have and I still do.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Well. I'm going to go fishing now. I don't know,
so you on the other side.
Speaker 10 (01:05:12):
Side, I want some back talk.
Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Don't say on my behalf that I'm okay with this.
Speaker 11 (01:05:18):
That's what I because I'm sure that the family wanted
to make him look good. But the last his last
thoughts before he died is I'm gonna kick this guy's ass.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I'll see you in hell. That's what I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
And he did it.
Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
This weekend audio more AI out there. This is this
is approved. This is much like the James Earl Jones
thing with the NBI NBA at NBC will not be
hiring Greg Gory to be their new announcer. Why because
they have AI Jim Fagan, great last name, and he
is now the new NBA NBC announcer in perpetuity thanks
(01:05:50):
to AI.
Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
The n b A on NBC is bad.
Speaker 13 (01:05:57):
See you this October for the NBA season tip offs.
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
AI don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Yeah, that's pretty good, amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I'm okay with it. Yeah, it's it's over, Greg, the dream,
it's all over. Everything's over looks.
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
At a certain point, you won't need new announcers at
all because you could just say, well, i'd like, you know,
ten percent, James Earl Jones, twenty five percent, Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Glory totally just making your custom.
Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Yeah, you can customize anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
That's pretty cool. I heard, and I'm far off down
the road in my career. I'm not just getting started. Yeah,
you know exactly, like when the time comes and all
this whole conversations AI, if it is twenty years ago,
i'd I'll be screaming and cry.
Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
You can definitely hear from this radio show that our
callers are not AI. But I've heard on other shows
there's this yeah new AI programs where the DJs just
talk to it and they're like, I want a person
that sounds like this, and the AI they just AI
phone caller, Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
I had a conversation with an AI at a mortuary.
The whole conversation. She was a robot.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
You guys had I have an AI girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
We played that on the Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 10 (01:06:59):
But wait, but the radio callers are like, hey, DJ
bluh blah.
Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Do you know what really grinds my gears?
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
That's the thing. It doesn't sound like that.
Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
It sounds yeah, we're all dead all right this week
and audio. So, speaking of the pope, Hey, by the way,
the pope is not AI. The new pope's awesome. He's
from Chicago. Everyone knows that he's great. He's down too,
He's mega down, his first American pope. So I was
looking on I was looking on the youtubes for like
just some reactions or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
And one of the things that popped up there are
probably thirty different AI songs. It dedicated to the death
of the old Pope. Oh really, and they star predominantly
are Kelly Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
There's a guy that's not going to heaven. Well, here's
the thing.
Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
Is, So I'm looking through and I'm like, because Mendicine,
I saw this the other day, Like there's all these
crap ai videos on YouTube now where it's just garbage,
fake stuff whatever. But they did this with songs, and
some of these have tens of thousands of views. Supposedly
if R Kelly and Snoop Dogg singing Goodbye to the
departed Pope.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Okay, here's pop.
Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
If you see God telling We're still trygging down here.
It's hard. We got love, but the pained on poles.
So we praying every day in the fall.
Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Okay, we only have so much.
Speaker 18 (01:08:25):
Time about faith while I'm trying to live down Bible,
live my leg incense in the air, hoping God hear
my first like a midnight prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
See I've danced with the loss.
Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
All right, good dump banger.
Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
We have more of the weekend audio coming up next
here on the Woody show Hanging. The show returns in
a second. You're here now show. How was your my
first starter omelet? It was very good, plays amazing my
first omelet?
Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yeah, the kids venue, Yeah, it was shaped like a
Teddy Bear.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Sausage chef Solomon is still still working.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, and he said it's gonna be You're gonna be
on an episode of Can You Say?
Speaker 13 (01:09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Yeah, I can say it now, it's pretty's pretty.
Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
You can't tell us how it plays.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Out, can you? Can you tell us that you're gonna
be honest? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I was on an episode of Beat Bobby playing Bobby.
Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
Yeah, just mention it so casually, you know that me
and Bobby we down.
Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:09:31):
I would like to be in that audience because you
got to stand up on that balcony about.
Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Everything and the industrial kind of locks, you know stuff
at Bobby.
Speaker 12 (01:09:38):
It was very cool man, very cool experience.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
It was a Networks Bbby Chop four twenty Back in
twenty twenty one, he won.
Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
His episode was smoked him.
Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
What do you what do you get? What do you
get for that? What's the prize?
Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
Tink? Hell yeah, n Rain, Well we've.
Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Got the Omelet station going today for Vaughn's birthday.
Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
We got this week in audio, says our official financial
analyst on the show. Yes, what are your thoughts on
Warren Buffett retiring? I mean at ninety years old? I
hopefully hopefully he has some time to retire and then dude,
at least spend a little bit of money, Like, what
was it all for? I mean, I know that was
maybe it was your hobby. You got enjoyment of making
(01:10:18):
hundreds of billions of dollars. But I mean, what was
the end results? You never bought a bigger house.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
You never. That doesn't do it for him.
Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
I understand he gets his joneses by seeing numbers on
you know, his computer and pieces of paper. But like
you know, Greg at least backed me up.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I see exactly couple of things here.
Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
He's actually ninety four. And you're right, man, I don't
think he should retire because he sounds great, Warren Buffett.
Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
The time must arrive where.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Greg should become She's an executive officer of the company.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Was he just sick that day?
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Because I've seen other stuff, it doesn't sound like that
sick and chew.
Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
It sounds like chewing. Us are falling.
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
It sounds like us first thing in the morning, the
first couple of mons we stay on the airs were
clearing up.
Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
I want to I have no intention zero.
Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
Selling one share, give it away.
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
He's the man, dude, do spend at least one billion
something like caviar for.
Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
One more clip for this weekend audio.
Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
All right, let's let's say we will address the Delco crappers.
The woman who cracked over the hood another person's car.
I love the I love a redneck news story this week.
If you go to a clip six B there when
she this is the where she's being walked from the
police UH station to like a car, her purple walk.
I love how she So she's explaining why she cracked
another lady's car.
Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Yeah, there was a thing that went on, uh just
outside of Philadelphia where this woman got into a road
rage incident with another woman and ended with the other
woman getting out of her car going over to the
hood of the other chicks are dropping trow and having
explosive diarrhea into the hood of the other chicks car
and love so. I love her explaining it.
Speaker 11 (01:12:08):
And then I guess it's her mom is then yelling
with a great Philly accent in the background.
Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 18 (01:12:16):
The lady chase me?
Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
She chased me, and I asked her, that's what's hackering.
Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
I have a sickness, you said, she chases you.
Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
Yeah, she chases me, And I got it out and
begged to stop.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Listen to.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Somebody had sex with that woman. I haven't produced it,
and then produced a diarrhea. Woman who By the way.
Speaker 11 (01:12:39):
As folks have noticed, is a quote OnlyFans model yeah
feet so good.
Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Well, talk about a crappy situation in delco By. Now
you've seen the video. It's splattered everywhere.
Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
Police charging the woman they say defecated on another driver's car.
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
It's always awkward when news anchors have to say the
word defecating. But here we are. Here, we are, guys, and.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
I'm loving it. You can't say that after you just
made a splatter joke.
Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Yes, yes, yeah, And then here's some more reaction that
came from NBC ten.
Speaker 10 (01:13:09):
To be able to poop on a car like that
was impressive, but it was discussing at the same sense true,
the same sentence, yea sense, but nothing better to do.
Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Stop talk top onto my door as on our car.
Coming up next on The Woody Show. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Like Yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Back in the bed see more omelets going out the door.
Got olmlet stage this morning. Chef Solomon Johnson is here
at Chef Underscore. Swoop rushing swoop.
Speaker 12 (01:13:58):
It's an acronym man special way of opening pallets.
Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
It sounds cool.
Speaker 10 (01:14:05):
Yeah, it sounds you're getting the job done, my friend.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Let me ask you a question, would you have availability?
Like if I said, can we have a standing appointment
once a month for an almost station.
Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
The answer would be yes, Yeah, I would rip.
Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Let's let's let's make a gentleman's handshake agreement. Oh I
just did a deal for a once a month Almos station. Wow,
and we can figure it out it based on your schedule,
based on our schedules. Let's figure out how I guess
we should have asked about how much it was going
to cost first, but kind of what we paid today,
the same kind of thing.
Speaker 12 (01:14:40):
Yeah, I would say, that's fine, just higher at me
on Fridays.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yeah, yeah, Friday. Yeah, Friday's good.
Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
Yeah, we can do Fridays. That works for me. On Friday,
I get up early already.
Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
I'm on cloud nine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I'm about to cry.
Speaker 16 (01:14:55):
I can make all kinds of stuff, you know, yeah,
feel free?
Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
Yeah, I can make like what like what we can
always like switch it up?
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Yeah, like what would you be able to prepare like
in studio?
Speaker 16 (01:15:07):
So so the thing is I could prep some stuff
off site and then bring it in. So okay, the
same way I have these burners. I could make like
French toast.
Speaker 15 (01:15:16):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I could do.
Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
I can we can get we can get okay, all right,
gram me with like apple slices, so I like French alright.
Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
So we have a we have a we have a
standing once a month a month reservation for you to
come in and we can discuss like what that.
Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Will be and gaet a wet floor sign.
Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I need them up.
Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Yeah, cry Chef's all them in the air. It's Bond's birthday,
which is why I kind of got this whole thing going,
and so we brought people in the station for him
today and cakes.
Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Gina has already moved on to the cake.
Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
I'm really in this.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
And we are.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Into another new hour insensitivity training, free politically correct world
on a Friday morning, everybody, May ninth, twenty twenty five.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Hi, We
got Menace. Hi is our social media director.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
You can find us. You can follow us at the
Woody Show. Gina grad is here, We got Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
There is Sammy Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
You can send us a text this morning over to
two to nine eight seven. We're a bunch of fatties. Yeah,
weight Watchers. You know, they've been around for sixty years.
They had filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. Turns out counting
Points just can't compete with ozempic. Yeah, shout out episode
(01:16:45):
membership down. The stock tanked, even Oprah bailed ditched, the
board donated all of her shares and now Weight Watchers
or WW whatever you want to call them, they're not
shutting down.
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
It's a restructure.
Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
But they just got a little to lose, you know,
not wait, but about one point five billion in debt.
Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
Well, I thought they were gonna switch to prescribing these things.
Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
They did partner too, Yeah, they did partner with something.
So they have like a semiglue tide element to what
they do. And that was part of it because all
I thought was about Blockbuster back in the day and
how they fought the idea of Netflix and then people.
Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Like coming here and looking at the boxes and.
Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Picking out what they're going to bring home at night,
and it's like it was just so short sighted.
Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
Because if they have that, that still makes sense because
if you're able to get the semi glue tide with
them and then also, you still have to change your diet.
You can't just hog out on this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
What do you can what are you talking about? You
beat you beat? Hey? By the way, yeah, bitch, by
the way.
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
I stopped taking the Selexa three weeks ago, right, and
then I gave myself a week and a half or
a two week break from zep bound. I just recently
went back on started taking zep pound again. Last week.
I'm down eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I did nothing else different. Everything else is exactly the same.
But I was reading more into the Selexa thing, and
it said that people have a tendency to gain weight
while they're on this medication just by the medication alone,
which is an anti depress and nothing to do weight specifically. No, right, exactly,
but there's other stuff. There's a well, buttrin or whatever
they can prescribe and that will also they could do
(01:18:24):
that for weight loss.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Interesting really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Well buttrin ruled. I was on it for a few
months and back when I was smoking cigarettes nice and
it legit made me smoke go from ten a day
to wana day. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
So that was one of the things that the doctor
was telling me. He goes, Yeah, well, buttriant's an option,
but I don't want to take any.
Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yeah, just take nothing, Yeah, because I don't. I didn't
need the Selexa or I was taking any more. That's
why I asked my doctor why am I taking this?
But the minute I stopped taking that, gave myself a
two week kind of reset break whatever you want to say,
from zetbound, because somebody had told me. You know, sometimes
if you go from magovi to the other thing, which
is zet bound or what's a manjara Yeah, because the
(01:19:02):
the ozepic and the wigovi ar semic glue tide, and
then the Manjaro and the zep bound, that's that. Yeah,
So anyway, they're they're similar, but they're slightly different. If
you go one right to the other one, you may
end up getting into like this suspended state. Certain people
like you know, it's different for everybody hit us up
(01:19:23):
about that. So they say, take a break for a
week or two and then go.
Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Back to uh, either one, which you did.
Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Which I did, and they're changing nothing else. I've changed
nothing else. Now I'm down.
Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
So what, h what level are you at with the
zep bound.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Fifteen point whatever. It's the top one.
Speaker 10 (01:19:42):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
And I did it like I did like each month
was a different up until you got to state I
didn't skip steps, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Oh wow, I did it the right way. But yeah,
good for you. I don't know. My wife's doing the
weight Watchers thing. But then now weight Watchers you said
they're teaming up with one of these. They already did.
They did that, they did over a year, and now
is that all the same plan? Like everybody gets it
if they want it. No, I think it's still like
you got to go through a get approved. Yeah, which
it is.
Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Through your ww account, right, But they were the problem
is they were the fifteenth people to do this, so
everybody else already leap frog famine.
Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Yeah that's bankruptcy. I'd be interested they have the pill version.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I'm interested to stuff I go zempic and go bell youjected, Yeah, yeah,
because I don't. I don't mind the shot thing.
Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
But sometimes I'm thinking, because like, is it going into
like a stretch mark or somewhere. It's going to be
less effective as far as the absorption goes. So what
if I just take it him it as a pill
form it'd be better, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
I told you, I want to poke myself with holes
and just dip myself.
Speaker 10 (01:20:43):
I called our friend DJ Scotty Fox just the other
day because he joked probably seventeen years ago to me.
He's like, I'm not working out, I'm just waiting for
the pill. So I called him the other day and
I go, dude, the pill is finally.
Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Caird waiting for sure? Yeah a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Will be
right back on a show.
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Mine will eat something gross. He'll be hungry in an
hour the Woody Show, He'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Chef Solomon is here at chef Underscore Swoop swop now
cause you're not like a You're not like a nutritionist
or anything. You're just like a chef or you just
make good.
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:21:39):
I do specialize in diet check nutrition. How you do
like like any food allergies or versions that you may have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
Like, okay, but what about for being fat? Like can
you make up the taste good? Can you make something
taste good that won't uh derail?
Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
Absolutely?
Speaker 16 (01:21:57):
Yeah, that'll just completely knock you off of it right now. Yeah,
I got.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
You because I'm saying like they always say, oh, well,
you know, grilled chicken and then just vegetables, and it's like.
Speaker 16 (01:22:07):
So, just like nutrient dense food, it doesn't necessarily have
to be uh like dressed up to be like something
like fancy or just like oh this is like low
calorie or like yeah, it's just like good food is
just whole food products, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
Like, oh, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Uh yeah, so uh he's making an omelet for seed
bass right now, the omost station if you're just tuning
in the otmeostation is happening, yeah, for the first time
in eleven years.
Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
And then Morgan got her what do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Oh it is so sorry, my mouth's kind of full.
It's so good and so cheesy. And the sausage is thick,
you know how.
Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I like it? Like the sausage drill thick.
Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
This is the best omelind I've probably ever had.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, yeah, so good, So thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yeah all right, well thanks to Chef Solomon at Chef
Underscore Swoop.
Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Yeah. And then how how does that work?
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Like if people are interested in your services, like how
do they how do they reach out to you?
Speaker 16 (01:23:05):
So you can definitely reach out to me through my
social media. I'm in the middle of rebranding, so a
new website is going up, so I'll be able to
give you guys that information maybe the next time I'm
here on the show.
Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
Just Instagram, Yeah, just just chef's woop Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
And just and just keep it in mind that we
do have a standing monthly appointment. Yeah, so when these
other people hit you up, you could be like, hey man, sorry,
yeah right.
Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are locked in.
Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
So's Oh yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah.
The dream, the dream is a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
This is.
Speaker 13 (01:23:41):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
I wanted the hell on. Let me get the clips.
So there's a there's a Green Day song that's alb
I know, your favorite Greg mull type break and let
me see it is called you Do one Hells.
Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Oh yeah, it's called one Eyed Bastard. Okay, and I
and I hear it.
Speaker 17 (01:24:08):
Let me get the song here stand bye, one Eyed Bastard. Yeah,
one Eyed Bastard, Green Days.
Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
I'm sure this is the right one here, this stupid.
Speaker 17 (01:24:22):
Thing, oh this system okay, yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So here's the come my god, just trying to put
stupid songs in here.
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Okay, there we go, there we go, here's the Yeah.
So this is one eyed bastard. It was driving me nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Sounds like it's paint pink.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Yeah, that pink song rock Star.
Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Yeah, everybody knows that song right.
Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
This song came out way before the Green Day song,
So everybody knows that song. Yeah, it was a big song.
Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
I don't know what year came out, but I just
know it came out a two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Well, this is the new Green Day and I just
took a little bit of the Pink song.
Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
It is like the exact same song.
Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
That's just the pink vocals.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I'm making an author that you cannot and not. No,
you won't be laughing when I'm making a new crack
wad the please do loud.
Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
So ever, since I MA, I'm like, oh, okay, that's
exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
I can't hear.
Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
I can't hear this Green Day song.
Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Assume yeah, it's similar.
Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
They paid her.
Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
Okay, So you hear these lawsuits every once in a while, right.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Yeah, So, but you hear about these lawsuits every once
in a while, and I'll sit there and go, man,
I don't hear it, like somebody's ed sheering ones yeah
or something. I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
I still don't hear the ed she one.
Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
I'm not picking it out. And they end up having
to pay out. And this one, though, this is blatant.
Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
We all knew it within two seconds.
Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
But I'm smith, Tom Petty one was pretty obvious. But
this is just blatant, blatant.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Did they maybe get the rights to be able to
do this, that's a good question if.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
They paid her or not.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
We mentioned that before. Greg hates.
Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
So so that is everyone that sees us outside of Greg,
we think we hate Green Day.
Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Why they've gotten a little, a little political.
Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
A little Yeah, they've always been that way.
Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
They're taking the trendy stances.
Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
They haven't. They haven't gotten that way. They've they've been
that way. They're the most unpunk punk parent of all time.
I like them.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I mean, this is here's the thing. I like their music.
I don't care about any of these bands and what
they had to say. When they're not singing their song,
they want you to care. It doesn't matter who it is,
because I I've you know, said this in a number
of times. But you know, if you disconnect yourself from
any actor, musician, author, whatever it is that you don't
(01:27:47):
agree with, say, in this case politically, who are you
left with?
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Well, I feel like you have to separate.
Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
I did that with with Chick fil A, Like everybody's
hating on Chick fil A for so long, which I
haven't heard much about that these days, but they're are
saying there there, like you know, gay basher whatever. I
don't remember exactly the details of it, but I'm like, hey,
the chicken's.
Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Good, Chicken's on points, you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Know, and so like I was, you know, I was
down for the chicken tenders, the sandwiches or whatever. Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
So I separate my politics from my chicken. No, totally,
I separated from You.
Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Couldn't be more right about that, you would. We'd be
listening to nothing, we'd be watching no movies if we
had to agree with everything that everybody said. Correct, But
my disdain of Green Day is rooted in so much
history with them directly, and it has nothing to do
with politics. It has to do with their behavior.
Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Well, and if you're going to wedge in the middle
of your concert, all of your stances on everything. It
kind of kills the vibes. Yeah, I don't like that either,
that's my that's my argument.
Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that either.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Like I came here for basket Case, you know, I
came here for when I come around the Bankers.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
Yeah, so I like this song.
Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
And I will also say for the record that Billy
Joe and everybody from from the band has always been
super cool, like when any dealings I've ever had with
them personality wise, you know, even off the air, because
sometimes bands and artists will be very different.
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Off the air than they are on the air. They'll
turn it on for on the air and off the
air they're kind of dicks, like Billy Joe and all
those dudes, they're always very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:29:13):
I think what Greg is trying to imply, and I
see this as well, is because Greg and I might
have had more interactions.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
In the Green Day than you have had so thirty years.
Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
I understand, but they literally like there's like from five
miles away from yeah where we grew up.
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Right, and then also like what do you get the
time that is, for lack of a better term, like
on the air with them or whatever. Whereas when I
had had to deal with them a lot was setting
stuff up in advance with them, and they were the
biggest divas, so difficult. You know one thing, I think
I've mentioned this before. They're all coming from the same
exact place, and they demanded three separate limos, like come on,
(01:29:58):
not green it's not a sorry, a man all it's
not punk, Like there's something. Then they walk in before
even saying hi, cold brew because they want their cold
brew coffee, not hey, what's up? Do you have a
cold brew? Just walk in cold brew.
Speaker 10 (01:30:11):
I'm not against the three limos thing, though, Yeah that
sounds I just like to state that I am a
fan of Green Day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Yeah. Anyway, I thought it was driving nuts that song.
Every time it would it would come on, I'm like, man,
what is it? And then it was like, oh, that's
the pink song.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Yeah, I'm thinking an author that you cannot do not.
Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Yeah, this is gonna sound like an insult Woody, but
I mean it with love. You are so musically literate,
you know years that stuff came out. You have a
memory that like no other when it comes to songs.
I'm surprised it took you more than one point zero
seconds to realize that's pink. Yeah, I wasn't. It wasn't
my full attention. It's like when you're doing something else
(01:31:06):
and you kind of hear something and you're not sitting
there like trying to figure out, like you're trying to
get an answer on a game show. I know, but
when you played it, I thought, oh, he hit the
wrong button. He's playing pink right now. Death Like that
is just simp latant. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
The one thing I will say about them is, you know, look,
if you're gonna, if you're gonna say something, be about it.
Like if you say you're gonna move somewhere because of whatever,
you know it's happening. How many times as the celebrity said,
well if this happens, I'm moving Dame forever. Yeah, so
say which want about? You know, people like Rosie O'Donnell
(01:31:40):
or whoever. At least they be about it. They left
Yeah yeah eighty four. Woody text over to two two
nine eight seven, speaking of Phony's Alex Baldwin's super annoying
wife Hilario Baldwin Hillary, and she says this, then this
came out here over the last couple of days. She says,
(01:32:00):
her adhd is the reason that she fluctuates between English
and Spanish.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
All right, this bitch is crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Born Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas on January sixth, nineteen eighty four,
in Boston, Massachusetts, to American parents, She's of English, French, Canadian, German, Irish,
and Slovak descent. She grew up in the Boston area.
She went to a private high school in Massachusetts, and
her dad, I guess, was an attorney who had a
(01:32:33):
degree in Spanish literature.
Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
But that's as close to Spanish as she gets.
Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Yeah, like they retired to Spain later in life.
Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Now, back in twenty twenty, when she first got called
out on the accent thing, she told everybody that she
was born in Spain and that Spanish was her first language, which, again,
as we just heard, all lies American parents with no
Spanish ancestry, Hilary.
Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
She then she.
Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Met excuse generated another one saying how she identifies as
a different kind of Bostonian.
Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
One with a weird accent.
Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
What does that mean if you identify you can say anything, I.
Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Know, a different kind of Bostonian.
Speaker 10 (01:33:15):
But all these companies like you know able to monetize
mental health. That is a little long in their tooth.
They're switching to ADHD. That's the years, Yeah it is,
but that's the new thing that they're honing in on
excuses to make money off.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
And now she says her on again, off again Spanish
accent is because of her ADHD and dyslexia, which he
says affects her communication abilities and memory.
Speaker 8 (01:33:39):
Yep, I forgot I wasn't born in space.
Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
There's a speaking of accents and stuff. This video has
gone viral. This dad or is it here the dad
who sounds this guy seriously like he's straight out of
the Sopranos and he's showing his kid this uh no
ice thing. So you get like one coffee and you
turn it into two iced coffees. Right, So if you
(01:34:09):
bought two iceed coffees, you're paying for a lot of
ice and two cups. Get one like large coffee and
then just ask for a couple of cups of ice, right,
and you paid for one coffee. Then yeah, it's yeah,
they're they're taking something and doing a different way.
Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
So anyway, but this dad sounds exactly like he's out
of surprise. Seamaster, you're gonna hate this. Just just heads
up here we go.
Speaker 11 (01:34:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
I'm biting take your boy, look, but I want.
Speaker 10 (01:34:37):
To teach you.
Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
So if you or a qualk? No, wis right? Five bucks?
What do you do with the rest? When I do,
it's over flowing. I got two coffees.
Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Your mother's happy, I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
I'm out.
Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
He's working over time on that accident.
Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
I'm pulling coffee over?
Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Did I get a boom?
Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
This sounds like I want to be risk type.
Speaker 10 (01:35:04):
The costco guys. No, they're still out here shining.
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
What do they do?
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
I don't know? Make racks? Oh yeah, they make racks? Okay,
four wooding.
Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
This it's the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
Yeah, ripping on Lario, Yeah, Hillary, Hillary, it's Halaradio.
Speaker 13 (01:35:28):
Yah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Yeah. So just to if you're just if you're just
joining us, just to get you caught up. That's Alec
Baldwin's super annoying wife.
Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
And she says it's her eighty h d's fault that
she fluctuates between English and Spanish. Born in Massachusetts, Hillary
Lynn Hayward Thomas to English American parents, French, Canadian, German,
Irish Slovak. Nothing in there of not hearing Spanish Spanish,
she said, at all, but she had told people for
(01:35:56):
the longest time, and they questioned her about, hey, aren't
you from Boston, what's with his accent? And she had
lied and said that she was born in Spain and
that Spanish was her first language.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
She forgot all lies.
Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
She was wearing it as as fashion, you know, for
whatever reason. And then the paparazzi after Alec Baldwin, shot
that chick and she was like, you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Need to leave my family alone, like you're from Boston,
is good, So please.
Speaker 13 (01:36:24):
Leave my family in peace and let this all play out.
Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
So let my kids come.
Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
Home and you stay away from them.
Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
Because they asked me, mommy, what like, what are.
Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
These people doing?
Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
And they say to me.
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Said on the text, yeah, that part about joining fun
making fun of people's accent. Are you guys, effing douchebags?
What the f happened to you?
Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Stupid crazy white chick from Boston. Faking the accent is what.
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
We're making fun of.
Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
It's very much against our brand.
Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Don't be a.
Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Half listening ish head. Other crazy people in the news.
This guy he is from the UK. He loved firefighters
so much that he set his own house on fire.
Twice in one night, just so he could see them
in action.
Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
I guess that's one way. I guess that's one way.
Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
To Donlike most arsonists who like fire, this guy was
obsessed with the firefighters themselves, not the flames.
Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
I mean. In his defense, have you seen some of
those calendars?
Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
Lawyer said that he feels very sorry and he's getting
help to stop his fixation.
Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
ADHD Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah it could be. It
could be dyslexia.
Speaker 10 (01:37:45):
Just buy some fire trucks.
Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Another another crazy guy. Florida is where this guy is
forty five year old guy Steven Kusmano. He flipped out
when he was denied a free refill at some little
kids lemonade stand.
Speaker 10 (01:37:57):
Oh yep, what's up? Say no free refills.
Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
According to the police report, he quote aggressively grabbed the
female victim, adopted a fighting stance, and warned her that
he would quote beat her up. What cops or called
Stephen tried to get away, they tracked him down. He
admitted to everything he said. He grabbed the chick and
he threatened her because she was quote talking ish to me.
Speaker 11 (01:38:21):
It's a kid's maybe it's a kid lemonade stand?
Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
Dog yeah, don't start nosh, won't be no ish.
Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Please note that Steven is a transient mass oh well,
which means a vagabond has an extensive rap sheet. Now,
for this lemonade incident, he was charged with felony battery,
which he has priors for. He's also been arrested in
the past for drugs, assault with a deadly weapon, theft.
So he's a good dude by all means. Get him
back out on the street.
Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
This guy, good dude. Quick.
Speaker 10 (01:38:50):
The lemonade stands though, man, because I want to, you know,
drop some money on social media and say look how
great I am.
Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
I tell you what I am. I am sucker for
a kid with a lemonade stand.
Speaker 10 (01:39:02):
There should be more.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
There was one day I felt really bad because I
was in a rush and I was at a time
and these two kids and clearly nobody's stopping, and I
will always stop and do you drink it?
Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
It's the one thing. No, I don't drink it. Okay,
I'm wondering because you're very booger hands right, and no,
I'm in kids hands and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
I mean, I'm I'm insane in many ways, but I'm
not looking to get killed by roadside lemonade.
Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
Right made by booger Hands. It's weird, like the burger
King drive through and little kids lemonade stands brings out
the ababe in you.
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, because I've seen my kids
do little things that, you know, oh, we're gonna the
dumbest stuff. And I try to talk them out of it.
I go, well, I mean, do you really want to
be out there? It's you know, summertime, really hot, and uh,
you know you're gonna be out there and it's not
gonna be a lot of I'll tell you what, I'll
give you some chores to do around the house, and
I'll pay you twenty dollars. They're so they're so into
(01:40:01):
you know whatever, that stupid idea.
Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Yes, and you can't even say to those kids anymore,
oh I don't have any money. They will take ven.
Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Yeah, it's a new world.
Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
I think there's one.
Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
I forget whether whether remember those fortune teller things that
you'd fold up and.
Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
You go like yeah, pick one, yeah, yeah, pick a number,
yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
There were the kids were folding these things up and
they were going to sell them roadside.
Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Okay, those who.
Speaker 8 (01:40:26):
Buy one, they're making things.
Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Yeah, yeah, and they had like a dog face on
it or something.
Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
There's this one stand I've seen for like ten years,
and I'm like, man, I should just buy one. It's
a Bonzeie tree stand that's been there. Dude, Greg, do
you want a bonz Eye because I'll buy it, but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Want I've always wanted one, to be honest, all right,
I got you because I've never fully understood them and
I love them. Other crazy people.
Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
Guy in Berkeley, California Favorite Place arrest after cops on
a slow speed chase from Oakland to Berkeley and a
stolen vehicle, and during the pursuit of the driver, he
threw a bag containing a live grenade. O God, the
safety pin partially removed. He just threw it out onto
the street. The traffic, of course, immediately closed off in
the area and some homes and businesses had to be
(01:41:12):
evacuated until the bomb squad was able to get there
and deal with it. But dude is screwed. He's going
to jail for a while. Oh yeah, have you had
any encounter? So if you're recently sea bass, you're typically
for a while. There was like a good once a
week pace you were on for nutjobs. Wasn't there one
guy that was masturbating right down in the outside of
the seven eleven or the.
Speaker 10 (01:41:31):
Other day people were having sex out in front of
his house in a car.
Speaker 11 (01:41:34):
Yeah, there's so buch stuff ten going on recently. But yeah,
as far as seeking nudity, I did, Yeah, just recently.
Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
I posted it.
Speaker 11 (01:41:39):
I can check it out on my or just crazy people. Well,
probably a little bit of both. He wasn't exactly touching himself.
He was more doing a pants down like hip gyration
clean around.
Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
The name of the day goes This guy in Florida
got himself arrested for attacking subway employees like the sandwich place.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
His name Edward Cocaine.
Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
What was he on?
Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Oh yeah, bro got into an argument.
Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
With employees over what he believed were their bad attitudes.
Deputies say that ed Cocaine went behind the counter, pushed
one of the employees, then pulled out a knife. According
to the report, the guy who was with ed Cocaine
tried to restrain him and then they just both left
the store. The cops they tracked mister Cocaine down.
Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
He was taken to jail his friend John Heroin, but
that was his name on his ID.
Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Edward Cocaine Coke dog Friends pretty funny eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie sent us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. Will be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
We'll be.
Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
The Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's
a Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
As we mentioned, it's May the ninth, and today is
Lost Sock Memorial Day. Oh rip dumb holidays. Would you
lose a sock? Alphabet magnet Day? Remember those?
Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
Oh those long? I grew up with those on my fridge.
Speaker 12 (01:43:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
It's a National Military Spouse Appreciation Day, National Moscato Day, Okay,
National sleep over Day. You had me at sleep Nice.
Today is tear the tags off the mattress Day. It's
time folks do it. I'm gonna give you another reminder
about those stupid warning stickers that they have on the
passenger side driver window of your car. Once you purchase
(01:43:23):
the car, it is yours.
Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
You can remove it.
Speaker 10 (01:43:24):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
If it's a rental car or somebody else's car that
you just happen to be in, that's not for you
to remove. However, once you own the car, it is
yours to remove.
Speaker 6 (01:43:33):
You've ripped that offline like a rebel after I've had
the car for three years, because.
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
You thought that you weren't supposed to.
Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
Yeah, because like you just look like somebody. You look
like one of those guys who leaves all the tags
and the stickers on the hats and we all see.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
How cool that looks?
Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
So cool?
Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Yeah, it's a National Butterscotch Brownie Day. Okay, all right? Wrong,
can do weekend plans? Oh you're doing that, stupid for
what is that thing you're doing? Get my colors done
but not your hair color?
Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
No?
Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
No, no, no no, what colors look best on my skin?
And what makes me shine? What's harmonious?
Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
This is a service that you pay for.
Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Oh, it's not cheap, And apparently.
Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
It's not cheap even though you're not paying for your
friend's taken is Yeah, one of Gina's friends got it
to for a birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Didn't a mirror do the same thing? Correct? No? No,
because you might be.
Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
You have to wear all white and no makeup and
they drape all the colors over you to see what
colors make your skin shine. And so I always thought
I was a true winter, but I think I'm probably
a deep bottom.
Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
We're going to find out. Probably, I agree.
Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
I think you're an autumn Yeah, Menace, you always got
stuff you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
What do you guys?
Speaker 18 (01:44:41):
Then?
Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
And dude, I know you're gonna be so jealous because
I'm going to be attending in another concert concertmeferent and
it's Beyonce.
Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Lady, did you.
Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Get them for twenty dollars?
Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
I was offered them for basically Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:45:06):
She's not selling out and at Menace all on Instagram
always says Beyonce, boy, she can't lose that baby weight.
Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Huh No, is that a really hard time? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
I mean her kid's driving now, but she's still trying
to lose that baby Wait.
Speaker 10 (01:45:19):
I think she's good.
Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
What do you call her? Chunk?
Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
My god, she'd Beyonce some wow.
Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna be attending Beyonce.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
What do you are you excited most about?
Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
A song or costumes for all her.
Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Kids to come out Texam Texas hold them of course?
Speaker 10 (01:45:37):
Yeah. And then the food. Of course, I'm going to
be like uh in a sweet area, so I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
Pretty much there for the food.
Speaker 10 (01:45:47):
But I do enjoy Beyonce, Like I'm gonna know the songs.
Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Are they gonna serve like special Beyonce balls or something.
Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
I wish burger. Let me ask a question. Whose idea
was this?
Speaker 10 (01:45:59):
I my idea, It was actually my it was your idea.
Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Yeah, all right. I think maybe it's like one of
those dragging you alone. No, No, he wouldn't get dragged
something like that. But I'm wondering if he would dragged
to what h J t all the time. But he
loves I love just his wife.
Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
Yeah, and I like Beyonce.
Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
It's a very willing drag. Yeah, for sure, you'd have
to drag me there if you literally dragged me one
hundred million dollars to name. I was gonna say three
two Beyonce songs. I couldn't uh single ladies that one.
I thought that was just all right? That one? I know,
what's the one she does with? There's one with jay
(01:46:40):
Z's Empire Stadium. No, that's his crazy in Love. Yeah,
because jay Z is in that one. You didn't Yeah,
feeling crazy round crazy to the left to the look
at you.
Speaker 11 (01:46:55):
What's it called Bill's No, don't you ever for a
second get your Oh God, ungrateful? Okay, I hate I
hate that song because it's like in all these like
dumb commercials.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
But is that her song or is that okay? Yeah?
Well yeah, so if you're not gonna go to Beyonce, Greg,
what are you doing seeing an old friend who I
haven't seen in seven months and getting hello wasted? Yeah
that's the plan. Literally, the plan sounds good.
Speaker 6 (01:47:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
What about what's happening in the world of entertainment? Menace?
What's that all about? Well?
Speaker 10 (01:47:34):
I thought here he addressed this, but he's talking about
it again. Tom Brady says that his Netflix roast was
fed up to his family.
Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
It wasn't good for his kids.
Speaker 10 (01:47:45):
Yeah, I get roasted, like he really enjoyed it himself,
but then his kids were like calling him out, saying
why was it necessary to mention his baby mama's.
Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
Yeah he was. He wasn't thinking about it when he
agreed to, because they're going to bring up everything Tommy idiot.
Speaker 10 (01:47:59):
Yeah, And so he said that his kids being upset
by it really bothered him. I don't know, like, oh,
would he would have been cool if he just said, hey, like,
you can roast me all day, but don't mention my
mother's because he like remember one Robber Kraft, don't mention
Bob Kraft, like he got upset when they started to
drive it into robber Kraft.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Was it was it Hinchcliffe?
Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
No, it was the roastmaster himself.
Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
Oh Jeff Ross.
Speaker 10 (01:48:27):
Yeah, Jeff Ross tried to go into into robber Craft
and like Tom Brady got out of his chair to
get him to shut up.
Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
But yeah, well are the kids? How old are the
kids now?
Speaker 10 (01:48:37):
The teenagers?
Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
And cheer him up by buying him a congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
But if you just passed your driver's test, Ferrari emotional problems.
Speaker 4 (01:48:50):
But Greg, if you grew up on Ferrari's, Ferrari wouldn't
be a big deal. Okay, well then raise it. Yeah,
here's your mega yacht to cheer you up with the
mega you made fun.
Speaker 10 (01:48:59):
Of your mom?
Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
You mean like we've gone on vacation on a few
hundred times. Next about a house on uh in that
lake where George Cleaning.
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Lives, starling another one.
Speaker 4 (01:49:12):
Here's in a state.
Speaker 10 (01:49:12):
I'm all right, I guess dad, whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:49:16):
How about this uh other family drama that we talked about.
David Beckham and Victoria Beckham's sons are still beefing because
one of the sons is dating the other son's ex girlfriend.
Now the update is that Romeo and Brooklyn still fighting
and Brooklyn did not show up to dad's birthday party. Now,
(01:49:37):
Victoria Beckham is very upset over it. She's pretty much distraught.
Now Brooklyn is actually married now, so he has a wife,
but he is still mad at his son Romeo.
Speaker 9 (01:49:51):
Right, and he tried to meet up with his dad
before his birthday into a pre different birthday thing and
they said no, and then it was all this drama.
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
I wouldn't even do that. It's like, hoy, He's like,
you know what they could do. They could cheer them
all up, get them all in Rolls Royce or something.
Speaker 10 (01:50:08):
Now, Greg, you know, I have a great memory. Didn't
this kind of happen in your family? Like didn't you
date with your brothers?
Speaker 4 (01:50:15):
Oh? In high school, I briefly dated this girl that
he had been dating. Whoa, it was the first chick
who I felt up nice. But it's like it's like
it was kind of like, hoy, you know, I forgot
about it.
Speaker 10 (01:50:35):
You listen to Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
You have a good dude.
Speaker 10 (01:50:38):
I'm in love with you all right, you.
Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Know we need to go together now.
Speaker 10 (01:50:45):
I want to get invited to this and Greg I'm
sure you would love to come along, even though it's
in New York City Central Part. Now they have this
scene called hat Lunch Scarlet Joey Hanson showed up with
Martha Stewart and some other celebrities. Now apparently this hat
lunch thing has been going on for over forty two years,
but it's to raise money for the park. Now, the
(01:51:05):
things that you can do adopt a.
Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Bench, greg.
Speaker 10 (01:51:09):
Support that, and you can wear a fancy hat like
you're at the derby. Also you can sponsor like yeah,
like kids playground stuff like that. But to get a
bench in Central Park that's pretty iconics, pretty yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
And you know, the food probably rules. It was so good.
Speaker 10 (01:51:24):
If you look up the photos, it looks like something
that you would call hat lunch, hat lunch Central Park
and on it. They use it to raise money for
the park, which you know, New York's broke apparently, but
they raised over forty four million dollars just by having
this hat lunch this one year. So alright, moving on
(01:51:44):
to curifive hotties like Michelle Obama. She has her own podcast.
Did you know this? I know it's very hard, it's
very hard to get your own podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Rocks very excited about it. It's like Michelle Obama.
Speaker 10 (01:52:00):
I'd like I see headlines about this podcast here and there,
But the latest headline is about how Brock said, after
Michelle's mom died, your next. Oh yeah, yeah, Rock Obama.
But he was he was joking around saying your next,
because apparently Michelle Obama's mom was preparing to pass away
(01:52:22):
for over twenty years, so she constantly brought it up,
and so she was well prepared when she passed away.
So he was kind of jokingly saying that you're next,
that you should, you know, start preparing for when you
you passed. I wonder where you can find this this podcast,
Greg at dot orgy dot org.
Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
I'll check out that site. Yeah. Now she does a
podcast with her brother.
Speaker 10 (01:52:45):
By the way, I know you're interested in checking it out. Okay,
here's another thing that you'd be excited about, Greg. I
know that you loved Shaw's of Sunset on Bravo, one of.
Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
Your favorite definitely like the first season. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:02):
Bravo has announced that they're having uh, even more shows
and they're bringing back shows Sunset, just in a different
I don't know layout there. They're going to the Valley.
They're not gonna be on Sunset anymore. So it's called
the Valley Persian style.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
I support it, so you can check that out. Who's
that dude that we both like. He went to the
caviar ending Machine, the main guy Riza. Yeah, I like
that guy. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:53:25):
So I mean, there's gonna be like white gates and
lions and gold leaves.
Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
Yeah, really cool looking stuff.
Speaker 10 (01:53:35):
But the big but the big news with all these
new TV show reveals were that they're bringing back wife Swap.
But it's gonna be real housewives. It's like Sammy said,
she was here for it, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (01:53:47):
Saw it interested. I mean to see it in the valley.
Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
It is different.
Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
And yeah, White Swamp was great.
Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
I love that show.
Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Although it's not cheating, so she might not like it
so much.
Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
It would be better if it was like something that
the other exactly. You know what I'm saying. I will
look up for that, Thank you very much. Menace showy.
Speaker 13 (01:54:08):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sits like its say, and
you know we don't.
Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Birthday Yeah, alright, top of your birthdays. Well, sorry, it's
it's Friday, energy, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:54:28):
This is how it goes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:54:30):
Uh, celebrity birthdays, Greg, I would be remiss, Yes, you
would if I didn't start with Dave Gone. It's Dave
Gone's birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
Did I not know that he is? I'm wearing the
wrong clothing.
Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
He is sixty three years old today and still God Sammy,
I would be remiss if I didn't follow that. The
Billy Joel, who is seventy six years old. Billy Joel
like not as good as Kennis Bergen is seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (01:54:57):
James L. Brooks, one of the three guys who developed
the simps.
Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
He's eighty five. Adrina Partridge, she was on the Hills.
She's forty.
Speaker 4 (01:55:04):
Oh, she's the one we sat next to at your
bachelor party.
Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
You had dinner with that.
Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
We were legal best friends. And that's not the Woodsy
show chick, right? Or is that?
Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
Heidi montas Heidi Monte, John Corbett Aiden on Sex and
the City, Christis Jockey on Northern Exposure. He was the
non Greek groom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. He's
sixty four. The Wu Tang Clansman ghost Face Killer is
fifty five. Rosario Dawson, who the kids now know as
the Jedi Ashoka Tano on The Mandalorian oh Menalaurian is
(01:55:33):
forty six, Mary Mauser Daniel's son's daughter, Samantha LaRusso on
Cobra Kai is twenty nine, Grace Glimmer Meryl Streep's daughter.
She was on Mister Robot Grace Gummer Gummer Yeah, g
U M M R M. And an American Horror Story
Freak Show. Did you watch that one?
Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
I did. I didn't know her daughter was in there.
Speaker 6 (01:55:52):
It was just like her. Yeah you'll notice now.
Speaker 4 (01:55:54):
And our Friday theme song artist Andrew W.
Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
K is forty six years old today right Your porno
birthday is Maya Kendrick and Today's birthday Girl. She's been
banged harder than a vending machine that just eats someone's dull.
Three hundred and seventy nine fine films, including Maya Kendrick
Gets Horny at Mini Golf, Uh That seventies or g
Volume one, the number one holiday film in Sammy's House.
(01:56:19):
All I Want for Christmas is Anal's It gets too
Much Ask for Double Stuff Delight number one. She was
in riding a hung black stallion, uh huh? And who
can forget her unforgetable role in Dear Diary. I love
getting my.
Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
Ass drilled my diary. That yeah right, it's just like he's.
Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
Like, that's Mike Kendrick, who's twenty nine years old today
and met Youporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that a
Friday morning, look at what's happening in the world of
entertainment here on The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:56:53):
In Sensitivity Training for a politically correct World, The Woody Show,
I don't care about your feeling. Well, that's gonna do
it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's it for the week.
Speaker 5 (01:57:06):
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We got to a lot of stuff today.
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We're gonna be back on Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
Monday morning, We've got something it's called was it worth it?
This is where Morgan's gonna review that movie rust Oh right,
she was gonna do that for us last week and
then you know, we shuffled some things around, ran out
of time. But so that's happening. Her official review. After
everything that happened, I mean, a woman died, Alec Baldwin
got dragged through the legal system and all these lawsuits
(01:57:59):
and every everything else. But hey, when it's all said
and done, if the movie is that good.
Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
Yeah, maybe it was worth it. Maybe, Morgan, we'll tell
us that is coming up on Monday.
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the Woody Show, Greg Gory, get us out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:58:22):
Are some parting words of wisdom, please, Yeah. A lot
of stress is caused by giving an F Yes, don't
not doing that.
Speaker 10 (01:58:30):
Don't do that, yeah, Bob caring, and you're going to
enjoy life.
Speaker 4 (01:58:34):
So much easier constant struggle. Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:58:37):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Greg, Gory Wood,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it and we will catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double them and also
includes a great Friday.
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Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody morning.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is May ninth, twenty twenty five. It's the end
of another week, you guys. Today is Friday. Hell yeah,
it's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Getting into the weekend as quickly as possible. My name
is whatddy. That's Greg Goryya Menace, good morning, Good morning,
Jena grad Fi, pumpin, get money doing good. Sea Bass
is here. We've got Sammy Marney, we got bored, We've
got Menji Morgan's here, Vaughn's here, You're here, Friday's here.
Let's get it over with all right, Well, coming up here.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
On the show for you this morning, of course, Uh,
Friday Fail story has got the duy Q and uh
we got a bunch of stuff for you to win today. Uh,
definitely the news headlines. We've got some of the stuff
in the world of entertainment. Birthday's porn of birthday, all that,
and again the mission, whatever we can do to get
through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
That is the focus today here on the Woodies Show.
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Ins over to two to nine eight seven. Now today,
I have some horoscopes for you going into the weekend. Yes,
and I thought these were the most fun horoscopes that
I have seen or heard in a long time. A
lot of times it's like super yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
all right. So for example, and this would be for
(02:32):
people who are celebrating a birthday. Right, they're Taurus Torri. Okay,
so your vibe today is treat yourself, which is great.
You're all about comfort today, so food, naps and avoiding humans.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Love it like.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
A perfect day.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I like the avoiding humans part of that. I'm like, okay,
that's important for the geminis. You're in the mood to
stir ish up. If there's drama, you're the spoon. Don't
act surprise when it blows up.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
In your face.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh damn, who's a Gemini? Anybody born May twenty first
or June twentieth, so that.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Would be and Morgan, Wow, this stuff for cancer feelings?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Again, gross, you're basically a human mop for other people's
problems today, ghost them all and binge something dumb like
Love on the Spectrum or the show about the girl
with Tourette's Oh, baling bailing out loud, see now these
are good?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
When is the next season of Balen coming out?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Leo's Your confidence is peaking, and honestly it's annoying everybody.
Go ahead and take a couple of selfies, but don't
post them or send them anybody. Keep that ish to
yourself loud, Uh, virgo, you're obsessing over minor details. Again,
nobody cares that the towels are folded into swans like
ticket eas You're you're you're putting a little bit too
(03:54):
much effort into something real importance for libras.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Like towels don't have importance.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You're trying to keep the peace but also secretly enjoy
watching people fight in the group chat. Scorpio, your horny,
mysterious and maybe a little dangerous, like at Craigslist free
couch listing with no photos.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Wait, are you going to pass over the fact that
SeaBASS is a libra is?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah? Gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I thought that's why you're going. Dude, I don't know what.
I don't know? Then what sign everybody is? I don't
know why you're laughing.
Speaker 9 (04:28):
You know you're talking about secretly liking people fighting in
the group chat is sign whole?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well, there we go. That makes sense. I didn't know
libra from aries.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, librat says September twenty third through October the twenty second.
What does what are you supposed to do with any
of this information?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Laugh?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's for entertainment purpose? Is only today for scorpios?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Again, your horny, mysterious and maybe a little dangerous like
a Craigslist free couture listing with no photos. Today, take
it easy and try out to get arrested. Oh geez, Sagittarius,
your mouth is writing shacks that your ass can't cash. Again,
maybe skip the hot takes on social media today unless
you're ready for a roast session.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
These are all very pro hermit like, just do your
own thing, avoid people.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Capricorn, you are out there grinding like it's a personality trait,
and honestly respect, but you're not gonna lose your CEO
dreams just because you took a nap or didn't answer
that email in point four seconds today, right, take it easy. Yeah, Aquarius,
you're acting like you're better than everyone today, and you
might be, but maybe stop saying that out loud at brunch.
(05:33):
People are starting to uninvite you. It's January twenty through
February eighteen.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No, you were.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
The other one that applies to me, right, Pisces, you
are deep in your feelings again, shocker, But hey, while
the rest of us are dead inside, you're out here
crying over a TikTok about a duck.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, suck it.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
You seem emotionally unstable, but plot twist, you're actually the
most self aware person in the room, I'll bet. And
then finally, Aries, you're feeling bold today and irritated like
one red bull away from headbutting a stranger. Keep that
in mind and find a way to take the edge off,
like masturbating in the bathroom at work. I was like,
(06:15):
these are actually really good because a lot of them
are like, you know, you're a lucky number today is seven.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, great fortune will come your way, right, But.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
These see, these are good. Maybe these are the ones
that we really needed.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
I like that we're very stereotypical of, aren't they all?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, they did a good job.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, but I like the way that they were written
me too.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Yeah, you know, I mean they weren't very scientific, right Sammy.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Right, Yeah, it's not like the real one normally accurate
one yeah, left, like the real Easter Bunny. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie again those Friday check ins
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh damn, oh, I think this isn't another New Hour.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah, in sensitivity training, Create politically Correct World. It is
May ninth, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday, Friday morning.
Get in the morning as quickly as we can into
the weekend. It's Vaughn's birthday. Everybody, Vonn's not at his
desk right now, right, check? I check, von Hello, I'm
(07:23):
calling that okay, one, two, that's all right. The Vaughn
connection is just empty because he is going to meet
the Omelet station guy.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Heck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Now we do birthday cakes here for Vaughn.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
Yes, they're still pretty set up.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Menace went to the grocery store. Did you have another
run in this time.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Or Okay, so last time I went to go get
cakes birthday, Yeah, this happened to me a few times.
Where are they go here and let me help you
with one of the workers and then they turn it
sideways in the box and I'm like, what are you doing?
And at one time it messed up the cake and
then the this recent time didn't, but I had them
reopen the box to check it. So I looked like
(08:03):
the a hole.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah. And then so I went to go pick up
their cake on your face?
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
So I went to go pick up the cakes today
and the guy locked the eyes with me, and I
think he remembered this last time, Like I'm gonna stay
away for a moment and not help.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
Him with the cake.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Weird middle of the night cake guy. Yeah, multiple cakes.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Honestly, I probably bought like what eighty cakes.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You got to be the number one cake buyer. Yeah,
you're keeping that department in Busness'm bddy, that's Greg Gory Menace.
Gina Grant you got SA bands. Sammy is here.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
Morgan's taking your calls. Like I said, Vaughn's chasing down
the omelet station. Guy, it's been a dream for years.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Is he doing that in the studio?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I believe so.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I mean, we have a table right here.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I understand that.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
But we don't have ventilation in here.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, we had a door.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
We've cooked omelets and stuff in here before minutes? Did
the whole omelet thing? I did?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Omelet didn't do ten of them, though?
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Was that one thing that I did?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't know. Yeah, Benedict Benny. Yeah, we've done haircuts
in here.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
We've done cuts that everyone.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, time for your Friday Fail stories.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and it's
time for the Friday Fail story. Well thought they had
the perfect plan, the plan that could would go wrong
with it. Somewhere along the line it.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Went from being a great idea to one big staked
mega uber ultra.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You know, I thought it was beautiful start to finish.
I'm not ready to cry or anything, but that's good,
pretty good, pretty moving.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Starting with this story, dude was in Rome, visiting the coliseum,
checking out the beautiful architecture, soaking up the rich history,
and he thought to himself, you know what, this is
the perfect backdrop for a killer selfie.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Of course, instead of doing what a normal person would do,
he decided that he needed the perfect angle. So obviously
that means ignoring every sign, which there were many. Those
are hopping a protective barrier to get closer, and that
when gravity joined the chat, he slips, he falls. He
impales himself on a metal fence. He was stuck there
(11:09):
for a little more than twenty minutes, screaming in pain.
Max get there. They gave him a sedative while they
worked to unimpale him, and he ended up losing a
lot of blood. Was taken to the hospital. He had
to have surgery. He survived. I'm sure he got a
tetanus shot the size of a javelin. Yeah yeah, but dog,
that'll teach you not to climb ancient death traps. For
the gram impaled fail?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
He failed?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Is he like a thirteenth century vampire? Like who gets impaled?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Well, I mean you have those fences and you've seen
where people are scaling them trying and they get caught
at the top and has the poky whatever at the
time goes right through your Oh.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
Yeah, do you know who that happened to is Kylie Jenner.
That's why if you see photos of her, she has
a giant scar on the side of her.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
What was she getting paaled by?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
She was trying to climb one of those I thought
it was an NBA player.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Here's what about this twenty nine year old idiot in
the Philippines who thought it'd be super smart to hop
into a crocodile enclosure at a zoo. For what purpose?
You ask to take a super sweet selfie?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Of course, that's another one. You got to get them now.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
According to the report, he thought the croc was fake,
so he said, you know, at the fake zoo, at
the fakes spoiler alert, it was very real. It chomped
onto his arm, it dragged him through the water, started
doing the signature crocodile death roll. Oh yeah. The zoo
staff had to get in there and they literally hit
the croc with a block of concrete to get it
to let the dude go. So he's alive and needed
(12:36):
a ton of stitches in his arms and his legs
and it all happened so fast that he.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Never even got the selfie. You guys, Yeah, for some reason.
In my Instagram feed, it's like nine crocodile and alligator videos. Yeah,
I've not searched for them. I didn't ask for them.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Here's one about how police in the Turkish town of
Lice would.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Eat it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
We hear in America we say lies. Ye.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Anyway, it took about twenty tons of seized cannabis and
inadvertently got everyone in town high when they decided to
instead of destroying it an incinerator, they thought they would
just burn it out in the open, and so the
residents they were complaining about how the air became thick
with wheat smoke. For five days, officials forced residents to
keep windows closed. They told everyone to avoid going outside.
(13:25):
Another wrinkle to the story, not only did they skip
the incinerator option, which they had, they arranged the bags
in the shape of letters spelling out the name of
the town Lice before they even set them on fire.
So they thought about that everything sailed.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's Vaughn's next vacation. He's going to go to Lisa.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
This next one is from Georgia, where the Clayton County
Jail had to go into full lockdown because they thought.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
A murderer had somehow.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Vanished from custody, so lots of panic alarms were sounding.
But it turns out the dude was never gone. They
just forgot them in a courthouse holding cell overnight for
twelve hours.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Poor thing.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
He was just in there chilling the whole time, where
the jail staff, they're freaking out, would ask for comed.
The sheriff admitted there was a quote mix up about
who was supposed to bring him back to the courthouse, like, dude,
you had one job. Yeah, yeah, remember the murderer, don't
misplace sale the murderer operator error speaking of forgetting something.
(14:28):
United Airlines they've got a tiny problem on their hands.
Flight attendants to keep accidentally leaving sleeping passengers behind on
empty planes, so instead of waking them up, the crew
just pieces out door shut plane, parked randows, sleeping people
just on board. Now the question is is that illegal?
And you bet it is. The FAA does not like
that MESSI fan, I don't like that, and the union
(14:51):
though for the flight attendant say it's not their fault
because the flight attendants they get distracted by people who
come on board to clean the plane. I guess they
have the superpower of making flooded. Forget humans existed, and
this isn't just a United thing. American Airlines had to
send out the same warning recently because it keeps happening
to them as well. One of the stories they mentioned
(15:12):
the articles about how this chick she woke up all
alone on an Air Canada flight that had already been
towed and parked for the night. No lights, no crew,
phone dead, had to flag down a baggage dude for help.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Would you just popped the door though, we go down
the slide.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's like how we talked about it. It'd be fun
to be locked, likena when target closes are not just
costco a fantasy come to life.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
She didn't call something because the phone was dead, couldn't.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Call them, So she's like the door so you can
do the slide. Slide, Yeah, slide, dude. I saw.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I want to see this so bad in real life
and I want to do it. Hey, we're going on
a cruise. So it was a cruise line deploying the
emergency lifeboats. No no, no, no, not lifeboats. These are
these are rafts, so like they it's like a big
ball of you know whatever, uninflated raft that drops down
and it starts opening up on the water, the water
(16:14):
these big rests, and then on top of it is
like this like do you ever see what they use for? Yeah,
but they see they use them for construction sites where
they you can use it for trash. It goes to
a dumpster that's down below. But instead of it being
like this rigid, you know, metal tube, it's made of material, right,
and it goes down to the life raft. It's a
shoot and then yeah, to shoot and then so passengers
(16:36):
what they do from the deck of the boat down
to the water where the raft is. You basically jump
in this thing and it's like those big long steep
slides like you'll see on cruise ships. And it goes
down to the life raft.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
Now that one I'm down for.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And it looks like a vinyl butthole basically that you're
jumping into and then at the other end you get
pooped out onto the raft.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
But those boats that they drop, that'd be cool hair
that you break bones, I mean you live, but really, yeah,
you really hurt yourself when they drop them from the boat.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Were willing to try that.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
But it looks but the tube thing down the chuot
all day.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't want to like make it an excursion. Yeah
you know what I mean, like no actual emergency like
the plane. Like I would love to be able to
go somewhere. Like let's say, like, hey, this weekend, the
airport's having a thing. American Airlines is going to throw
a thing where anybody who was ever wanted to try.
It'll be good training in case you ever needed to
do it.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
Remember airport do that.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Remember how in school, if you ever took the school bus,
they would have the emergency drills every once in a
while about how to evacuate the school bus. We always
wanted to be in the back half of the bus
because we wanted to go out that door that opened
off the back and jump down off the back and
there was no emergency, but you still got to exit
the bus from the back in a practice.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
You know how we don't get invited to anything. I
just saw an artist do that, Like artists had a
party where you could do that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, I'll throw a party like that. I'll do that.
We'll do that for a wood show event. Let's go
to the airport and use the slide.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Dude, it'd be so cool. You know it's crazy. Is
the airport is near another event that we're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Maybe again during the day. That is crazy. Yeah, I
mean the leg crazy.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
These uh, the logistics of it.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
We can maybe make it happen.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
It'd be so cool. All right, Well, there's your Friday
fail stories. Everybody.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Omlet's Station is coming along, and believe Chef Solomon Johnson
is in the buildings the house at chef Underscore swoop
if you want to see more about this guy. He
was on Chopped four twenty thank yeah, hell yeah, and
he won his episode. He's a private chef for celebrities
and uh he owned a restaurant in DC at one
point and today he's here cooking Omele's for us. So
(18:44):
his career's going well. He's still in a restaurant and
was a winner on this show, was a private chef.
Now today here he is for Vaughan's birthday. Yeah, so
I know Vaughn's helping him get set up and hey,
a dream realized. Next up, slide Yeah, you can check
off the Omelet Station.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Thing big bucket list today eight.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Seven, seven forty four. Woody is the phone number if
you want to call in Friday check in, send those
over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna play
the d u i Q coming up next. If you'd
like to be our contestant, now's the time to call.
We're gonna get somebody set up. We just need one
person to play. But this is where SeaBASS is talking
to the drunks. You guys know the game. Oh yeah,
And if you want to play for a chance to
(19:24):
win a prize, call now eight seven seven forty four
Wooding And.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and eating and plastic tupper ware.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Are you step me to believe a word on it?
Speaker 10 (19:40):
Well?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I don't and I never will.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yeah, the Woody Show, and we got the phones open
for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie looking
for a contestant. There's somebody who might be interested in
winning a prize this morning playing today's dumbass contest, which is.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
The Duy You here all right, eight.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Seventy seven forty four, Woodie, call now to play Sea
Bass explaying the game to everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Please.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
It's easy.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
I find someone drunk and ask them the easiest trivia
questions and you play by guessing, Gosh, is this person
so drunk if they.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Won't know the answer to these questions that everyone knows.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
I know the answer, you know the answer, blah blah.
But are they so drunk? If you can guess whether
they know two times out.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Of three, you win. All right, let's say hello to
that contest, and we have.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Mark, Hey, good morning, Martay, Mark Hey morning. Would it's
like hoy, well, Mark, You're gonna be the contestant for
this round of the DUIQ. You just got to guess
if the drunk person will get it right. But you
can feel free to have fun because we're gonna be
guessing if Menace and Sammy, who are both stone cold sober,
will know the answer as well. And before we get
to the questions at count, we're gonna get to know
the drunk person a little gauge on how with it
(20:47):
or not with it they are? And who is this person?
Sea bass Amanda is gonna.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Be telling us about what she's been drinking, but also
she's one of those people who's still at that age
in life where she's got to work.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Where she went to school. I did the conversation that's
always fun.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
So let's see I had an impact that impacts your
decision and if you're.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Impressed by it. Okay, here is Amanda.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
I've been drinking a lot of vodka.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
This bitch husband drinking straight vodka vodka.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
So they ran in the cups and they only had
red Bull. So I decided that I would drink all
of the red Bull and use the red Bull can
as the vodka vessel.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Common move, Very smart move.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I told you I have a Berkeley degree. I know
how to write it, and I have a Berkeley degree.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
She knows how to ride the DYEA. You's got a
Berkeley degree to Berkeley. Nice, my favorite town. I wonder
what the really cool major she had, Like, what was
the with her study? There? Macromye macro History of Lesbian Gardening.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well Mark, that is Amanda. That's
who you're guessing. If she's gonna know the answers yes
or no, it's gonna get two out of three right
in order to win. Menace Sammy, are you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Question number one here on the du i Q, what
is the home stadium of.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
The San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Well, she's from that area. So I'll throw in some
local knowledge, right.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
The San Francisco Giants, so baseball, Yeah, they got a
big river behind it, right, It's not a river, maybe
an ocean. Everybody knows that. Okay, I'm confident I'll just
go first, not to Amanda. Notice Sammy, Mum. I have
a reason that I'm saying no to Menace. Triple no,
(22:36):
triple no. I think Menace will get it to his hometown.
I would think.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think Menace will get it. I think Sammy will
not get it. And also a no for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Yeah, I'm with you. I don't think this is common knowledge,
but they should know it. I think I know it.
I'm going to say no to Sammy, no to Amanda,
yes to Menace.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
It's difficult to keep up with the names now because
they changed these.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Corporate sponsorship o G Classic.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I mean, back in the day, used to know where
every team came. You know, it was Wriggly in Camden Yards,
Fenway Stadium, you know what I mean? Yeah, you just
knew Candlestick exactly what the Giants used to play, Candlestick Park,
that dump. Yeah all right, so uh let's see Mark,
what do you think yes or no?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah? I'm gonna go ahead and stay no as well.
Even though she's from Berkeley, I still think she doesn't know. Okay,
Sea and Sammy, you don't think she's gonna get it me?
Speaker 14 (23:32):
No, we do not.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Said, oh my my apologies.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Man, what a morning.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
That is uncreable. All right. Question number one for the
d U i Q.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
What is the home stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Sammy Levi Stadium Levi Stadium, Menace.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I believe it's currently Oracle Park.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Correct, It's had so many different names, Levi.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Stadiums with the forty nine play which is nowhere near
San Francisco. Yeah, I mean super Bowl this year.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
But it was still San Francisco Tea when I got
it was.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
What at and T Stadium it was? And yeah, yeah
something I feel like there was something else again, No,
they Levi Plaza, which is right outside. Yeah, the stadium.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
It's had a trillion names.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yeah, alright.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Question number one d U y Q. Let's see if
Amanda knows it.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
What is the home.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
Stadium of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I went there several times, am I crazy? Forty nine
Ers Stadium?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah, Mark, good news, you got a point you're on
the board.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
My friend, I was going to guess candlestick.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Candlestick, Well you can steal done.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yeah, you can major in Old Norse at Early Norris.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
You can major in candlesticks.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Which which is what that's unders?
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Yeah, guess they have a slot Scandinavian Majors and then
you can go deeper into those those jobs.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Pay bank.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Question number two for the d u i q fat
Tuesdays the last day before?
Speaker 9 (25:11):
What?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
All right? Fat?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Tuesday is the last Tuesday before? What?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
What's that last day? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Last day before? What what do you say?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Gina grad am i insane for going triple yes on this? Yes,
I'm gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, Amanda, just go for yeah, No Amanda, no menace
Yes Sammy, Greg.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
No Amanda, And I'm going double yes in this.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Room, double yes in the room. Menace Sammy. What do
you think will Amanda know this one? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No? All right? What do you say, Mark? Yes or no? Yeah?
I'm gonna go with no as well. She seems Catholic,
but it's gonna be a no. All right.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Question number two for the d u i q fat
Tuesdays the last day before?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
What menace?
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Grass I like the answer h lent or ash Wednesday.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Or bonus question. What does Marty Gross translate to or
Marty Gross translate to man.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Mardi Grass it means party signor it does it does
mean party in Spanish? Now why would they call fat
Tuesday Marty Grass? Uh?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
I have no idea.
Speaker 10 (26:32):
I don't know any of these religion stuff religion questions
at all.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
All right, that Tuesday would be the last day of
Marty Grass.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, but like that, that the fat Tuesday Marti Gras
thing is not necessarily religious.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
That's not the religious aspect he brought up religion. At least.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
This just happens to be where it falls. Fat Tuesdays
happened to be where it falled, right for before people
give stuff up for lent.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Right, so you binge the day before giving stuff up
the last hur right, So Marty Gras is leading up
to fat Tuesday, which is the big.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Hurrashs know what it means?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Right, It's like Jews, right and they have like a
big feast for or is it we do it after after? Yeah,
it is after got to eat learning for learning learning.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Mary Gros translates to to party signor what is it?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's fat Tuesday. Okay, that's what the translation is. Okay, Yeah,
I had no idea. We were just hoping to get
some sort of all.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Right, well, Mark said that Amanda would not know, and
if that's the case, he'll be the winner here on
this round of the d u i Q.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Fat Tuesday is the last day before what.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Marty Grass.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
My family is from New Orleans, so we always celebrate
Marty Gross.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Congratulations, you are the winner here on the d u
i Q.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Wowly all right, Mark, congratulations, All right, Mark, hang on one second.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Thank you so much for listening. We'll show have yourself
a great weekend. We have one more question here for
the d u i Q, not needed by Mark, but
just for funzies.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Question number three.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
From what country did the US make the Louisiana purchase
triple No?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Really uh no for Amanda Man, why do I feel
although Marcus Cross? No for no, for Menace, No for
Sammy sweep it no triple no triple no.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
You can get a degree in art or the history
or practice of art at Berkeley.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda will know it?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No? All right?
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Question number three from what country did the US make
the Louisiana purchase.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Menace, I wrote down three countries, but I'm just gonna
go with Mexican Mexico.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
I also went with Mexico.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Mexico is incorrect, Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You've been to my other ones? Yeah, but Spain and France.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Uh okay, France, because now now is that making sense
for French quarter like a influence.
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Mexican? You thank you?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
All right? Question number three for Amanda, here are the
d u i Q.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
What country did the US make the Louisiana purchase?
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I want to stay. It was like New England.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Thank you from New England, in the country of New England.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Money well spect at Berkeley.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Oh yeah, all right, we're going to take a quick break.
We got some more Woodies show coming up for you next,
and then we're going to meet Chef Solomon. Chef Solomon Johnson,
who is here doing the Omelet station today. A dream
come true, a dream realized eleven years in the making
this Omelet station, but for Vaughan's birthday. Yeah, I started
(30:06):
to heat. We had the opportunity. They said, here's how
much it's gonna be. I phone it up to make
the dream happen, and we got cakes from mens. So
we got cakes and omelets this morning.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Love it?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, all right, So the omelet station's getting all fired up.
We've got some more Woody Show coming up. If you
got a thing you want to be a part of,
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody
Friday check ins. Send those on the text over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
The Woody Show will be right back. What's one thing
you would say to people at ninety three?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I would sell the world?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yes, I had no come near my house the Woodies.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Some people don't like the idea of getting older, and
you know, I kind of welcome it because I hope
to get to that level.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Of not caring.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
All right, Yeah, like here you go.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Ah, but like nothing, no filter faces, no filter. He
answer to nobody because.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
The world just says, don't mind him. He's old. Yeah, yeah,
exactly right.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
They won't mess with the old man anyway.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
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to enforce this, but in Virginia, the amount of time
(31:36):
that a kid can be on social media is going
to be limited by law. And this goes into effect
next year. Mine or under the age of sixteen will
be banned from using social media for more than one
hour per day.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
They can definitely do that in the settings. I mean,
you know, the state of Texas, you can't even look
at porn unless you put your your ID information into
the website. But I mean it can be done.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
I'll have to try that next time we're in Dallas. Yeah,
well no, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to pull up
like I don't know, yeah you porn or yea one
of those sites, just to see what happens.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, I'm not going to put my information. It's not
that important.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
I would like I would like for them to ban,
you know, for to limit the time. I think that's
a great idea.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
We have parental controls, Like I can go into my
son's phone and I can set all kinds of stuff
for a screen time. Yeah, uh, you know, communication limits,
app limits, all kinds of stuff and kids figure out
a way around all that stuff, all of it. Yeah,
you know, so unless you physically take the phone from them.
And that's what I was going to even when they
sign up, they're signing up saying oh yeah, I'm nineteen.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
That's true. They're and they're literally learning coding in class,
you know, more than we're right.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
So I just don't know how they're going to enforce it.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Gee, if only parents had thought of that. I like,
my wife and I are clearly on it.
Speaker 10 (32:57):
But it's yeah, but that's out there that that are
not like you.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah, but they don't care for the parents who do care,
and you do try to do something. We were all kids,
we got a round stuff exactly. Yeah, it's like the
people will get very very similar to the argument. They go, well,
you know, when I have kids, I'm not gonna allow
my kids to cry on an airplane or at a restaurant,
because yes, that's what you want. That's you're okay with
the people who have kids who are crying. That's what
(33:22):
they wanted.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Yeah, they were hoping that they spend their two hour.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Flight just tell the kid don't cry.
Speaker 10 (33:27):
Yeah, the airplane thing I get, But the restaurant thing come.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
On, you can take him outside.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
You can take them.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
No, you can't take them outside, but you can't stop
them from crying. Yeah, they're gonna if they're gonna throw
a hissy fit, They're gonna throw.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
A hissy fit.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
These are stupid kids, Yeah, whose brains are still developing.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
What do you do? You put them in a playpen
and put a center.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Block over board in a cinerlock.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A teenager in Virginia was shot and killed while doing
some ding dong ditching with some friends at three o'clock
in the morning for a TikTok video. The homeowner who
shot him thought that people were trying to break into
his house. He's been arrested charge with second degree murder.
And Greg whoa jess when you thought the Nike Will
Chicken era was a peak dumb TikTok challenge? Sick Welcome
(34:08):
to the Let's Light our school issued laptop on fireface omart.
Kids are shoving sharp objects into the different ports on
their school supplied chromebooks to get them to go on fire.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And they're whatever they can find.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I mean, they're putting stuff in there and then they spark,
they smoke, they melt. Also, they can get it on
a TikTok video can do it? Yeah, multiple schools had
been evacuated, classrooms filling with smoke and stuff, and the
firefighters that were called in this one thing, they're like, dude,
they really lucked out because these batteries were seconds from exploding. Wow,
and somebody could have really gotten hurt. All right, new
(34:44):
challenge for us, who can sit there is on fire
for now? The better mark up the price and send
a bill to the parents. That's what they're doing. Parents
are getting these bills to cover the laptops because the
chance doesn't cover TikTok clout chasing that kind of dumb
ass or either.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Like sorry, dad, this was a five thousand dollars computer.
Well those chromebooks, that's the thing. They are cheap, I know,
but I'm saying they should market way the hell up.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh yeah, how NASA is paying you know, however much
for a toilet cigarette. Well, it is Friday, it is
the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
We got an omlet station going.
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Yeah, it's the first.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
OMENI I think it's minutes away.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
This is dream come true. This morning.
Speaker 15 (35:26):
There's an omelet station set up right here in the
studio and it's chef Solomon Johnson, who was marroud, thank you,
thank you so much for coming in today and and
doing this for us.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
He said he went to school hoping that he was
going to do this job. So now it's like the
best of both worlds today. So he's mold in the
radio student.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
I'm trying to learn something. So far, he has a
really big giant whisky. It's really fancy.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
What do you mean fancy?
Speaker 6 (35:58):
It's fancy. It's like big and heavy.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
A big gold play. Yeah, so what what makes a
good whisk?
Speaker 16 (36:05):
Well, I mean the more you pay for anything, the
better it is in theory, right, So I just yeah,
just you know, spind up money on your kitchen.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, is there something about like
we is it better to have weight to it?
Speaker 16 (36:18):
I would say, so, you know, especially when your weapon
eggs want to get as much air in there as possible.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Okay, hair rating.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Now what you're making right now, supreme Mama.
Speaker 16 (36:29):
It's on dewey sausage, a little bit of ham and
a mushroom blend of like amenis.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Oh yeah, so when you're when you're making it all
but yes or no to adding like water or milk
to the eggs.
Speaker 16 (36:42):
I don't mind a splash of water. I feel like
it helps milk is I don't I feel weird about
cow milk.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Okay, Okay, I'm different, Okay, but it's not like it's
going to mess it up.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Like let's say you didn't have a problem with caw milk.
It's like it's going to mess it up, of course. Okay, cool,
it's cool. Speaking of eggs, this is so dumb and
TikTok trends and stuff. Remember when people were cracking eggs
on the foreheads of unsuspecting people, like it was so funny,
Like all of a sudden, a mom walks up and
like cracks an egg on the kid's head.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
They're just confused.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
There's yeah, anyway why this woman in Sweden was convicted
of harassment ordered to pay her daughter two thousand dollars
in damage.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Now, this girl's young, like young young. She's not the
one who made the complaint. Because the mom had done that,
she posted it on social media. Somebody else saw it,
told stranger and reported her, and so a prosecutor picked
it up and ran with it. Argued to a judge,
this wasn't fun.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
It was cruel.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Mind your business.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Prosecutor A chick told the court, quote, you simply don't
do that to a child. I find that incredibly degrading.
It's a reckless act.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Okay, isn't a brick?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
What's the harm? Wait?
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Are you torn on this decision because you thought the
whole egg thing was dumb, but this could put a
stop to it, even though the allegations are stupid.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I didn't have I didn't have a problem with this one.
I didn't think it was dumb. I thought it was
kind of funny. I mean, you know, especially with if
the little kid, they can give it a little kid
a lemon.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Face, like, yeah, that's funny, it's cute.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
That's me.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
I just think the kids in general, they weren't upset.
They were just like, huh, yeah, it was so funny because.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
That doesn't happen all the time. I'm just just walk
by and crack an egg on my forehead in the
big ski of things. I'd rather have the egg cracked
on the kid's face than telling them some horrific news
that's not true, just to see them anyway.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
The judge agreed that it was degrading. It was a
reckless act. The mother, of course, argued it was a
harmless prank. She did that until she was blue in
the face, but it didn't matter because everybody on the
planets a pussy these days, no common sense or reason,
so it didn't matter. And somehow she's been convicted of
harassment and she's got to pay her own daughter. How's
that gonna work, piggy bags? Yeah, it's so dumb. Two
(39:01):
thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Yeah, get right on that, So.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Chef Solomon, I'm sorry, that's the only piece of egg
news that I have read.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Miracle.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
All right, let's give back to Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
He's the best of describing things. You are no like,
you are really good because you use a lot of
good descriptive words. All right, hold on his words.
Speaker 12 (39:25):
All right, man with the most culinary prowess.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
There we go. Damn all right, look at that.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
That looks Yeah, it's a good portion too.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
He did not skim.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
So Chef Solomon used to own a restaurant in DC.
Speaker 16 (39:38):
Yes, I owned a fast casual Pan African restaurant called
the Bust Down. We had a mixture of like soul food,
Caribbean food, yeah, rotating specials, oxtail fried fish and what
what did you get out of that? Well, it was
just a rough time in the city for opening restaurants. Yeah,
and was it like a couple of years ago or
(40:00):
oh no, this is we open twenty twenty three. Oh okay,
you're open about a year before we shut it down? Yeah,
close in December.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Okay, yeah, all right. Well this is the kind of
omelet I dream of making. Because the eggs almost just
melt in your mouth. They disappeared, they're soft. The cheese
is the perfect amount. It's the perfect meltiness. Oh yeah,
the onions are soft and they're sweated, but they're not
like caramelized too much. Everything melts in your mouth. It's fluffy.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
It looks so good.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Hot and steamy and melty, and it's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 10 (40:36):
We've got a lot of heffread mouthfield.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Mouthfeel is silky.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
It smells amazing. Yeah, you guys, we have an omelet station.
We've been talking about this for ever.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Man the flavor of perfect. Well, Chef Solomon, he's gonna
be here for a while cooking up some omelets and stuff.
And yeah, we're gonna continue with some more woody show.
The Woody Shoe Woody Shoe.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's a Friday morning, everybody.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Yeah, it's made the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name
is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
What is up Woody? A great day today. We've got
Gina grad Hi, there is a Sea Man. Yeah, Sammy's here,
Morgan's here. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody, or.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
You can hit us up with eight text over to
two two nine eight seven. Well, finally, Hugh, finally we
can make this happen. We're still having computer issues. Sammy's
got some kind of computer issues.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
I have been down for the last few minutes, so
trying to get everything.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Back up and running.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, but we do have access to where Sea Bass
has been keeping all the good stuff for the week.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
In audio, A mens.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
I know you've probably heard nothing but Paul Pierce news.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
Oh, I was tagged all all day.
Speaker 11 (42:00):
So Paul Pierce, former Celtic NBA champion, heeds Celtics. I
love that, former Jayhawk. He also now works as a
commentator for Fox Sports one FS one, and he bet
because the Celtics were they lost the first game to
the Knicks. He said, there's no way the Celtics will
lose Game two to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
No way.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
In fact, if they do, I'll walk the eight plus
hours twenty something miles to work in my room.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
That's nothing, right, man, it's twenty there.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Please.
Speaker 10 (42:29):
He said he would do a barefoot too.
Speaker 11 (42:31):
I don't think that happened. Here's a little bit of
Paul as he apparently according to he was. He was
sort of live, he was checking in regularly. Didn't look
like people say that he totally faked this. Let's here
here's him at the studios when he got no, what
I feel.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I feel accomplished something great. No, that was an accomplishment
at the end of the day, like not everybody had
a mental capacity to like really really do it.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I got it at five.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Hopefully this can inspire my Celtics and we can get
back in this series.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, some on Celtics. Yeah, don't waste my time is
what men said.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
And that you walked how many miles? Forty miles? And
I stream the whole thing. And then there was this
huge gap where all the hills were that he was
supposed to walk through.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Because no video because he posted when when the when
the Celtics were starting to lose to the Knicks. One
game too, he posted a map and it showed from
where he is a big stretch of like canyon and
off road area.
Speaker 10 (43:27):
No no video of that.
Speaker 11 (43:29):
And all his videos were from like citty streets, outside
grocery stores whatever.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Now can you hear that sizzle?
Speaker 10 (43:34):
Yeah, in the background, I can smell it.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
You know what that is? That is the omelet station
that we have done here in the in the studio.
That is Chef Solomon Johnson, who was there. If you
want to see his Instagram.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
At chef Underscore Swoop swop.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
Yeah, man, he's got them.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
He's got them omelets going. I'll show you a so good.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
I have a question for you, guys. Well, this this
is for everyone, but Solomon, have you ever loved food
so much that you got mad at it? Because I'm
like mad at this omelet and being as good as
it is, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
I feel that way about the New Orleans barbecue trimp
at Emeralds. Oh night, Emeralds Restaurants like a staple thing.
That he's got, man, I think that has got to
be my single favorite food.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Item, Like, where does it get off being that good?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Right?
Speaker 6 (44:20):
And there are.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
My favorite sushi place that they have the the the
bait crab hand rolls.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
I've never gotten mad at the food, but I had
that mad but almost like I could cry.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, And where do you get off the lawn's work?
Speaker 4 (44:36):
Chef Solomon, you're the man I want to interrupt.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
He's very busy, he's got he's got an omelet flow
going here. So that's the person who invented walking long distances?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Are you saying?
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Are you saying that Paul Pierce faked at least part
of his cap?
Speaker 9 (44:51):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Allegedly CAP's been called This week in audio, the other.
Speaker 11 (44:58):
Big audio piece that's coming up lot is the confrontation
with the Frontier Airlines gate agents.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Oh dude, that awful. I saw the headline. I don't
know anything about it because they.
Speaker 11 (45:09):
Fired these chicks, right, you would have been in rage
if you watch the video. So what happened at Frontier Lines?
It is it is a budget as they say front
to be nice. It's like a spirit, it's like an allegiant.
They don't have the big seats up front. So that
been meaning they charge you for everything. So arman here,
who showed up? I believe this is North Carolina to
somewhere else. He showed up and he was He showed
(45:30):
up less than an hour before the gate before he
was allowed to take off, and they apparently charge you
a fee to check in at that point.
Speaker 10 (45:38):
Yeah, they're trying to check in thirty minutes, right, so.
Speaker 11 (45:41):
He was still there in time he could have he wasn't.
He didn't the gate wasn't closed. Yeah, I've flown uh
frontier and that's right. They if you check in online,
I think they let you do that for free. But
if you even generous I'm saying, but if you even
print the boarding pass at the at the kiosk, at
the not even talk to a person at the airport,
just print the boarding paths, they charge you for that.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
That's an expensive ass boarding paths.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
But I honestly why people get like I don't understand
like why Greg is like, it's kind of just standard
for what you're doing. I'm booking a seat on a flight,
it should have a boarding pass. Yeah, but they're part
of it. It's like being charged for a fork at
a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Okay, well what if what if it was a really
nice quality restaurant in other words, really good stakes, you
know whatever that you would normally pay X number of
dollars for, right, But they go, hey, tell you, what
if you bring your own fork, you can get that
safe stack, like it's a trade off. Like, okay, so
I got to bring my own fork, but I get
this really great the perfect rid by that you love.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yes, at the discount, But I think there are certain
things that you just expect. If you get a hotel room,
you kind of expect it to have a bed. You
don't pay extra, Oh did you want to have a
bed in your room? But they fully extra. I will say,
they fully disclose. When you book, they tell you exactly
how it's going to actually read it.
Speaker 11 (46:54):
Actually that's debatable terms and conditions. So what happened is
it's playing.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
They tell you you're against the lottery winners having to
come forward. That's in the rules. Hey, you knew it
going into it.
Speaker 11 (47:05):
We can argue about rules back and forth, but basically,
what happens, so the guy shows up, for example, and
he perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
In the rules.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
What we're doing right now is.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
The direct analogy. What we're doing right now is actually
great because apparently is exactly what he did.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Yes, totally what happened.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
So at a certain point, after a few minutes of
arguing again and he's like, Okay, I got to get
through security anyway, I might as well leave.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
I'm never flying your crappy airline again. Let's what he says.
We don't have that on audio.
Speaker 11 (47:30):
We do have the next few moments where the women
behind the counter said, oh, you're never flying our crappy
airline again. Well, we're not going to check you in
because you insulted our airline starting now with the Great Frontier.
And that is where the audio picks up and the
women then they then are taunting this man, and this
is how it goes.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
Hey, you think, oh, you're gonna check me in?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
I bet you we won't.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
I paid.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
I've paid for a ticket.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, I paid.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You can't pay three out later. Hello, I just said
that'll get on your FI.
Speaker 10 (47:57):
I would pay the tea on your fly.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
And you thought you on your mind, and you thought.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
You and you thought you your fly.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
I literally paid for a ticket. I'm here thirty minutes.
I'm here thirty minutes. My flight, the almost gray Yeah,
the almonds great, And you're right, I hate these women.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
Yeah yeah, time that you're repeating loudly the same thing.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You've lost the and they're not letting me check check in.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
You're not getting on your fee. It's a policy. You
don't control that. It sounds what you do.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
Yeah right, yeah, Because at that point he was willing
to pay the twenty five whatever it was dollars already
did for Agent assist and they said, oh, well, you've
insulted again the great Frontier line.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yea thought you were well thought.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah. No, Now, Greg, I guess to just kind of clarify,
clarify your terrible understanding of my perfect analogy. I was
going to try to curb it and be nice, but
he's trying to meet you halfway. Now what what I'm
if you just need to get somewhere, right, and you
don't have a lot of money, and this is the
most economical thing, and you're fine with putting your boarding
(49:00):
pass on your own at home, and you're only going
to have or the US the Kiosk, like just the
just the bare bones whatever just to get to where
you're going. This is great now for people who choose
not to read or what like.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
That's that is on you because it does tell you
when I remember when I booked and said, hey, you
could print this now or do this at home or
when you get to the airport, this is how much
it's going to cost.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
Option.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
He points up that out here a lot of people
the fly Frontier can't read.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
So that's try to fly fly Frontier multiple times and
he just is canceled on.
Speaker 11 (49:34):
He has like that, will not fly Frontier or Allegiant
no longer than an hour just because it's it's so crappy.
They don't even have the big seats up front like
on Spirit. And then obviously you have employees like like
what he said, have been fired because they were total
dicks to this guy.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Chef Solomon amazing omelet killing it so good as advertised
by the other people who have already tried it.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Near we have an almost.
Speaker 12 (49:56):
Everyone deserves in the morning. That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
We have an almostatione in here for Vaughn's birthday. You
guys very side. We got cakes, brodycakes in Can we
mix the cake in the omelet?
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back more.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
The weekend audio is coming up now, Woody shoe, Woody
shoe shoe, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's a Friday morning, everybody.
It's made the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace is here.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
What is up Woody?
Speaker 10 (50:29):
Great day today.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
We've got Gina grad Hi, there is c Man. Yeah,
Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
or you can hit us up with eight text over
to two two nine eight seven. Well, finally, finally we
can make this happen. We're still having computer issues. Sammy's
(50:52):
got some kind of computer issue.
Speaker 11 (50:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
I have been down for the last few minutes, so
trying to get everything back up and running.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, but we do have access to where SeaBASS has
been keeping all the good stuff for the week in audio.
Speaker 11 (51:05):
A mens, I know you probably heard nothing but Paul
Pierce news.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Oh, I was tagged all day.
Speaker 11 (51:11):
So Paul Pierce, former Celtic NBA champion, he celics. I
love that former Jayhawk. He also now works as a
commentator for Fox Sports one FS one, and he bet
because he the Celtics were they lost the first game
to the Knicks. He said, there's no way the Celtics
will lose Game two to the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
No way.
Speaker 11 (51:30):
In fact, if they do, I'll walk the eight plus
hours twenty something miles to work in my room.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
That's nothing, right, man, it's twenty there. Please.
Speaker 10 (51:40):
He said he would do a barefoot too.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I don't think that happened.
Speaker 11 (51:43):
Here's a little bit of Paul as he apparently according
to he was he was sort of live.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
He was checking in regularly.
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Didn't look like people say that he totally faked this.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Let's fine.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Here here's him at the studios when he got no way, I'll.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Feel I'll feel accomplished something great. No, that was an
accomplishment at the end of the day, like not everybody
had a missal, you know, capacity to to like really
really do it.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
I got up at five.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Hopefully this can inspire my Celtics and we can get
back in this series.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah, so someone on Celtics. Yeah, don't waste my time,
is what Mena said.
Speaker 10 (52:16):
And that you walked how many miles? Forty miles. Wow,
I stream the whole thing. And then there was this
huge gap where all the hills were that he was
supposed to walk through.
Speaker 11 (52:24):
Because no video because he posted when when the when
the Celtics were starting to lose to the Knicks game too,
he posted a map and it showed from where he
is a big stretch of like canyon and like off
road area.
Speaker 10 (52:38):
No no video of that.
Speaker 11 (52:39):
And all his videos were from like shitty streets outside
grocery stores whatever.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Now can you hear that sizzle?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
Yeah in the background, I can smell it.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
You know what that is?
Speaker 5 (52:47):
That is the omelet station that was done here in
the in the studio. That is Chef Solomon Johnson, who
was there. If you want to see his Instagram at
chef Underscore Swoop swop.
Speaker 12 (52:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
Man, he's got them. He's got them omelets going.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
I'll show you so good.
Speaker 6 (53:03):
I have a question for you, guys. Well, this this
is for everyone, but Solomon, have you ever loved a
food so much that you got mad at it? Because
I'm like mad at this omelet and being as good
as it is, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
I feel that way about the New Orleans Barbecue trimp
at Emeralds, Oh night, but all Emeralds restaurants like a
staple things that he's got, man, I think that has
got to be my single favorite food.
Speaker 6 (53:28):
Item, Like where does it get off being that good?
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Right?
Speaker 6 (53:30):
And there are my.
Speaker 5 (53:32):
Favorite sushi place that they have the baby, the bait
crab hand rolls.
Speaker 4 (53:39):
I've never gotten mad at the food, but I had
that mad but almost like I could cry. Yeah, And
where do you.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
Get off the lawn's work?
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Chef Solomon, you're the man I want to interrupt.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
He's very busy.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
He's got an omelet flow going here.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So that's the person who invented walking long distances?
Speaker 4 (53:56):
Are you saying?
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Are you saying that Paul Pierce faked at least part
of his.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Cap allegedlys been called all sets of clare cap This
week in audio, the other.
Speaker 11 (54:08):
Big audio piece that's coming up a lot is the
confrontation with the Frontier Airlines gate agents.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Oh dude, that awful.
Speaker 11 (54:17):
I saw the headline. I don't know anything about it
because they fired these chicks, right, you would have been
in rage if you watch the video. So what happened
at Frontier Lines? It is it is a budget as
they say front to be nice. It's like a spirit,
it's like an Allegiant. They don't have the big seats
up front, so that been meaning they charge you for everything.
So arman here, who showed up? I believe this is
North Carolina to somewhere else. He showed up, and he was.
(54:39):
He showed up less than an hour before the gate
before he was allowed to take off. And they apparently
charge you a fee to check in at that point.
Speaker 10 (54:48):
Yeah, they're trying to check in thirty minutes, right.
Speaker 11 (54:51):
So he was still there in time he could have
he wasn't. He didn't the gate wasn't closed. Yeah, I've
flown uh Frontier and that's right. They if you check
in on online, I think they let you do that
for free.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
But if you even have generous I'm saying, but if
you even print the boarding pass at the at the kiosk,
at the not even talk to a person you know
at the airport, just print the boarding pass, they charge
you for that.
Speaker 6 (55:14):
That's an expensive ass boarding pass.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
But I honestly why people get like I don't understand
like why Greg is like, it's kind of just standard
for what you're doing. I'm booking a seat on a flight.
It should have a boarding pass. Yeah, but they're part
of it. It's like being charged for a fork at
a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Okay, well what if what if it was a really
nice quality restaurant in other words, really good stakes, you
know whatever, that you would normally pay X number of
dollars for, right, But they go, hey, tell you what
if you bring your own fork.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
You can get that same stack. Like it's a trade off.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
Like, okay, so I got to bring my own fork,
but I get this really great the perfect rib by
that you love.
Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yes, and you get the discount. But I think there
are certain things that you just expect. If you get
a hotel room, you kind of expect it to have
a bed. You don't pay extra, Oh did you want
to have a bed in your room? But they fully extra.
I will say, they fully disclose when you book, they
tell you exactly how it's good.
Speaker 10 (56:03):
We'll actually read it.
Speaker 11 (56:04):
Actually that's yeah, debatable terms and conditions anyway, So what happened.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
Is it's plain to day they tell you.
Speaker 4 (56:11):
You're against the lottery winners having to come forward. That's
in the rules. Hey, you knew it going into it.
Speaker 11 (56:16):
We can argue about rules back and forth. But basically
what happens. So the guy shows up, for example, and
he perfect the rules. What we're doing right now is.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
The direct analogy.
Speaker 5 (56:24):
What we're doing right now is actually great because apparently
it is exactly what he did.
Speaker 6 (56:28):
What happened.
Speaker 11 (56:29):
So at a certain point, after a few minutes of
arguing again and he's like, Okay, I got to get
through security anyway, I might as well leave. I'm never
flying your crappy airline again. Let's see what he says.
We don't have that on audio. We do have the
next few moments where the women behind the counter said, oh,
you're never flying our crappy airline again. Well, we're not
going to check you in because you insulted our airline
(56:49):
starting now with the Great Frontier. Yeah, and that is
where the audio picks up and the women then they
then are taunting this man, and this is how it goes.
Speaker 6 (56:56):
Hey, you think, oh, you're gonna check me in?
Speaker 5 (56:58):
I bet you we won't. I paid, I paid for
a ticket.
Speaker 13 (57:02):
Yeah, I paid for you can't paid.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Three hours later, Hello, I just said that I don't
get on your fire.
Speaker 10 (57:07):
I just said that I would pay the tat on
your fly.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
And you thought you get on your fight.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
And you thought you're gone your fight, and you thought
you can get on your fly.
Speaker 4 (57:15):
I literally paid for a ticket. I'm here thirty minutes.
I'm here thirty minutes before my flight. The almost yeah,
the almonds great, And you're right. I hate these women.
Speaker 13 (57:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, time that you're repeating loudly the same thing. You've
lost the and they're not letting me check check in.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
You're not getting on your It's a policy. You don't
control that. It sounds what you do.
Speaker 11 (57:37):
Yeah right, yeah, Because at that point he was willing
to pay the twenty five whatever it was dollars it
already did for agent assist and they said, oh, well,
you've insulted again the great frontierline. Yeah, I thought you
were well he thought.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, no, Now, Greg, I guess to just kind of clarify,
clarify your terrible understanding of my perfect analogy. I was
gonna try to curb it and be nice that he's
trying to meet you halfway. No, what what I'm if
you just need to get somewhere, right, and you don't
have a lot of money, and this is the most
economical thing, and you're fine with putting your boarding pass
(58:10):
on your own at home, and you're only going.
Speaker 5 (58:12):
To have or the US the kiosk like just the
just the bare bones whatever, just to get to where
you're going. This is great now for people who choose
not to read or what like. That's that is on
you because it does tell you when I remember when
I booked and said, hey, you could print this now
or do this at home or when you get to
the airport, this is how much it's going.
Speaker 11 (58:31):
To cost me. He points up that out here a
lot of people the fly Frontier can't read.
Speaker 17 (58:36):
So.
Speaker 10 (58:40):
That's try to fly fly Frontier multiple times and he
just is canceled on.
Speaker 11 (58:45):
He has like that, will not fly Frontier or Allegiant
longer than an hour just because it's it's so crappy.
They don't even have the big seats up front like
on Spirit. And then obviously you have employees just like
what he said, have been fired because they were total
dicks to this guy.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
Chef Solomon amazing omelet killing it truly so good as
advertised by the other people who have already tried it.
Speaker 12 (59:05):
Near we have everyone deserves in the morning, that's right, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
We have an omal station here for Vaughn's birthday. You
guys very side, we got cakes, broadcakes in can we
mix the cake in the omelet?
Speaker 10 (59:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (59:23):
This back into the weekend audio before we get to
the next Clipsey Bass. Chef Solomon is here doing the
omelet station and he was on Chopped for twenty back
in twenty twenty one. He won his episode. He's a
private chef for celebrities. He previously owned a restaurant in
(59:45):
Watching DC, and today he is serving up omelets here
at the Woody Show studio.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Who's got an omelets?
Speaker 10 (59:51):
Of?
Speaker 4 (59:51):
I got one?
Speaker 13 (59:53):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (59:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (59:54):
How did Vonn not get one yet? I thought already had.
Speaker 6 (59:56):
Complete monsters and we stuck.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah, I didn't really okay with the clock man, Sammy,
you didn't get yours yet, but they did not know
we were going back on the air, and she didn't
get her full order in.
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
But uh, house of Burgers, what would be again? So
give me the order?
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
So Chef Solomon's like you go, and shees, well, actually.
Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Can I make I wanted to know if we can
make requests on how we would like our omelet to
be made? Okay, Well, I mean I'm just saying I
don't like with what's coming in them?
Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
I know, I for sure don't want mushrooms?
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Okay, what else is in there?
Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Not that cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
I'll keep the cheese.
Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Ham, No.
Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Four year old sausage, I will do You.
Speaker 12 (01:00:40):
Just want to You just want a sausage omelet with
no cheese.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
I don't even know sausage and cheese, spicy sausage.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Yeah, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
This is Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
He's calling your you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I know that's coming from me.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
It's coming from Woody.
Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Yeah, bitch, it's simpler, it feels easier.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
So here's the thing. Do you want?
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Do you want to sit in the almond or on
top of it?
Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah? Right?
Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Is that really a pain order?
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
No, it's just I think for most restaurant chefs, when
they see tickets come in and they see people modding tickets,
everyone's talking about you. If you well done steak, right,
and you're at a table with ten people. Everyone else
orders chicken and fish. Everyone is waiting to eat because
(01:01:27):
of that well done steak. So that steak is probably
gonna get thrown in the deep fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Right? Oh really?
Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
Yeah, because we don't have time for that.
Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
We're not gonna because everyone has to get their food
at the same time, so they're gonna like either put
it in the back of the grill and like throw
a press on it, right, and then get everything else done,
and then the guy on expo is going to be like,
where's my well done steak? And then okay, now put
it on the plate and then everything can come out
and then you can chew your shoe, shake the table
(01:01:58):
while you cut it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Like I've had I've did women like this and it
just kind of shows that you weren't raised right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
You're immature about raised right.
Speaker 12 (01:02:07):
But so what's intensely childish.
Speaker 16 (01:02:09):
If you if you think, if you if you think
we're not judging you when you when when you order
your food and you ask for your burger cut in half.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
But those are the things I do.
Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
And I like my steak medium rare.
Speaker 12 (01:02:21):
Like that's good.
Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
And onions you don't like them?
Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Or yeah, I just don't like them.
Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
It's not an allergy thing or no, okay, I love
that term. Intensely childish.
Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
Having eating things that I prefer like why.
Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Why do you prefer like onions?
Speaker 12 (01:02:39):
It's what happened. What happened with the onion thing.
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Nothing happened, Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Is there an application that you do enjoy onions, like, uh,
something like raw onion?
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
But they do like yeah, like it's sautate or caramelized.
Speaker 10 (01:02:54):
No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
I don't like that, and I will eat onion rings.
Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
But mostly it's just I don't prefer it, like I
like cheese, but I like hamburgers. I don't want cheese
on my burger because I don't prefer it that way.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
But what's that?
Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
I guess you ring you.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Don't mind, so you don't mind the taste of onions, well.
Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
Anything that's beer battery sometimes I do, yeah, and certain
things I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Well, like all of us.
Speaker 10 (01:03:15):
I hate alives, but on a pizza either.
Speaker 16 (01:03:18):
I don't necessarily like olives either, but I do enjoy
olive top and not.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Fancy. I don't even know that it is.
Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
It's just like blended, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
While he's working on your kid's meal, Mamlin, super.
Speaker 8 (01:03:34):
Easy omelet You're welcome from Like easier.
Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
Cheese mac cheese are easy to I see it's this
week in audio AI news out there and AI, Yes
it is impacting. It's not just out the computer verse.
It's impacting our real lives. It's in fact now admissible
in court. AI in court. Yes, that's what's happening in
the Phoenix area where a man was shot in twenty
twenty one in a road rage incident where he was
(01:03:59):
having road rage and he did the real smart thing
of getting out of your car and approaching the other vehicles. Well,
the person of that vehicle shot him. What you're not
allowed to do. That's manslaughter.
Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
U huh.
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
But and he's going to jail for that.
Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
It's from the pond.
Speaker 11 (01:04:09):
But now how long he's going to jail is determined
oftentimes by victim impact statements. And in this case, the
man's dead, so it'd be just his family. Oh wait, no,
it's him too, because AI victim Yes, way was allowed
in this case, at least in Arizona. And they have
they kind of and it looked pretty goofy because it
was one of those ais where like the body doesn't move,
(01:04:30):
but just just his face kind of does, and it
looks all, oh, they warped.
Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Two weirds job Like he's beginning a SpongeBob SquarePants with
the captain singing a little bit good analogy.
Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
This is Chris Pelke. They again cloned his voice, cloned
his appearance, and there's a little bit of what he
said to the man who killed him from beyond the group.
Speaker 14 (01:04:48):
To Gabriel horc Asidas, the man who shot me. It
is a shame we encountered each other that day, in
those circumstances. In another life we probably could have been friends.
I believe in forgiveness and then God, who forgives, I
always have and I still do.
Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Well. I'm going to go fishing now. I don't know,
so you on the other side.
Speaker 10 (01:05:12):
Side, I want some back talk.
Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Don't say on my behalf that I'm okay with this.
Speaker 11 (01:05:18):
That's what I because I'm sure that the family wanted
to make him look good. But the last his last
thoughts before he died is I'm gonna kick this guy's ass.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I'll see you in hell. That's what I would say.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
And he did it.
Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
This weekend audio more AI out there. This is this
is approved. This is much like the James Earl Jones
thing with the NBI NBA at NBC will not be
hiring Greg Gory to be their new announcer. Why because
they have AI Jim Fagan, great last name, and he
is now the new NBA NBC announcer in perpetuity thanks
(01:05:50):
to AI.
Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
The n b A on NBC is bad.
Speaker 13 (01:05:57):
See you this October for the NBA season tip offs.
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
AI don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Yeah, that's pretty good, amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I'm okay with it. Yeah, it's it's over, Greg, the dream,
it's all over. Everything's over looks.
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
At a certain point, you won't need new announcers at
all because you could just say, well, i'd like, you know,
ten percent, James Earl Jones, twenty five percent, Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Glory totally just making your custom.
Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Yeah, you can customize anything.
Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
That's pretty cool. I heard, and I'm far off down
the road in my career. I'm not just getting started. Yeah,
you know exactly, like when the time comes and all
this whole conversations AI, if it is twenty years ago,
i'd I'll be screaming and cry.
Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
You can definitely hear from this radio show that our
callers are not AI. But I've heard on other shows
there's this yeah new AI programs where the DJs just
talk to it and they're like, I want a person
that sounds like this, and the AI they just AI
phone caller, Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
I had a conversation with an AI at a mortuary.
The whole conversation. She was a robot.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
You guys had I have an AI girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
We played that on the Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 10 (01:06:59):
But wait, but the radio callers are like, hey, DJ
bluh blah.
Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Do you know what really grinds my gears?
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
That's the thing. It doesn't sound like that.
Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
It sounds yeah, we're all dead all right this week
and audio. So, speaking of the pope, Hey, by the way,
the pope is not AI. The new pope's awesome. He's
from Chicago. Everyone knows that he's great. He's down too,
He's mega down, his first American pope. So I was
looking on I was looking on the youtubes for like
just some reactions or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
And one of the things that popped up there are
probably thirty different AI songs. It dedicated to the death
of the old Pope. Oh really, and they star predominantly
are Kelly Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
There's a guy that's not going to heaven. Well, here's
the thing.
Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
Is, So I'm looking through and I'm like, because Mendicine,
I saw this the other day, Like there's all these
crap ai videos on YouTube now where it's just garbage,
fake stuff whatever. But they did this with songs, and
some of these have tens of thousands of views. Supposedly
if R Kelly and Snoop Dogg singing Goodbye to the
departed Pope.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Okay, here's pop.
Speaker 13 (01:08:05):
If you see God telling We're still trygging down here.
It's hard. We got love, but the pained on poles.
So we praying every day in the fall.
Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Okay, we only have so much.
Speaker 18 (01:08:25):
Time about faith while I'm trying to live down Bible,
live my leg incense in the air, hoping God hear
my first like a midnight prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
See I've danced with the loss.
Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
All right, good dump banger.
Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
We have more of the weekend audio coming up next
here on the Woody show Hanging. The show returns in
a second. You're here now show. How was your my
first starter omelet? It was very good, plays amazing my
first omelet?
Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yeah, the kids venue, Yeah, it was shaped like a
Teddy Bear.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Sausage chef Solomon is still still working.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, and he said it's gonna be You're gonna be
on an episode of Can You Say?
Speaker 13 (01:09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Yeah, I can say it now, it's pretty's pretty.
Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
You can't tell us how it plays.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Out, can you? Can you tell us that you're gonna
be honest? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I was on an episode of Beat Bobby playing Bobby.
Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
Yeah, just mention it so casually, you know that me
and Bobby we down.
Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:09:31):
I would like to be in that audience because you
got to stand up on that balcony about.
Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Everything and the industrial kind of locks, you know stuff
at Bobby.
Speaker 12 (01:09:38):
It was very cool man, very cool experience.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
It was a Networks Bbby Chop four twenty Back in
twenty twenty one, he won.
Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
His episode was smoked him.
Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
What do you what do you get? What do you
get for that? What's the prize?
Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
Tink? Hell yeah, n Rain, Well we've.
Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Got the Omelet station going today for Vaughn's birthday.
Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
We got this week in audio, says our official financial
analyst on the show. Yes, what are your thoughts on
Warren Buffett retiring? I mean at ninety years old? I
hopefully hopefully he has some time to retire and then dude,
at least spend a little bit of money, Like, what
was it all for? I mean, I know that was
maybe it was your hobby. You got enjoyment of making
(01:10:18):
hundreds of billions of dollars. But I mean, what was
the end results? You never bought a bigger house.
Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
You never. That doesn't do it for him.
Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
I understand he gets his joneses by seeing numbers on
you know, his computer and pieces of paper. But like
you know, Greg at least backed me up.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I see exactly couple of things here.
Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
He's actually ninety four. And you're right, man, I don't
think he should retire because he sounds great, Warren Buffett.
Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
The time must arrive where.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Greg should become She's an executive officer of the company.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Was he just sick that day?
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Because I've seen other stuff, it doesn't sound like that
sick and chew.
Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
It sounds like chewing. Us are falling.
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
It sounds like us first thing in the morning, the
first couple of mons we stay on the airs were
clearing up.
Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
I want to I have no intention zero.
Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
Selling one share, give it away.
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
He's the man, dude, do spend at least one billion
something like caviar for.
Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
One more clip for this weekend audio.
Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
All right, let's let's say we will address the Delco crappers.
The woman who cracked over the hood another person's car.
I love the I love a redneck news story this week.
If you go to a clip six B there when
she this is the where she's being walked from the
police UH station to like a car, her purple walk.
I love how she So she's explaining why she cracked
another lady's car.
Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Yeah, there was a thing that went on, uh just
outside of Philadelphia where this woman got into a road
rage incident with another woman and ended with the other
woman getting out of her car going over to the
hood of the other chicks are dropping trow and having
explosive diarrhea into the hood of the other chicks car
and love so. I love her explaining it.
Speaker 11 (01:12:08):
And then I guess it's her mom is then yelling
with a great Philly accent in the background.
Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 18 (01:12:16):
The lady chase me?
Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
She chased me, and I asked her, that's what's hackering.
Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
I have a sickness, you said, she chases you.
Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
Yeah, she chases me, And I got it out and
begged to stop.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Listen to.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Somebody had sex with that woman. I haven't produced it,
and then produced a diarrhea. Woman who By the way.
Speaker 11 (01:12:39):
As folks have noticed, is a quote OnlyFans model yeah
feet so good.
Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Well, talk about a crappy situation in delco By. Now
you've seen the video. It's splattered everywhere.
Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
Police charging the woman they say defecated on another driver's car.
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
It's always awkward when news anchors have to say the
word defecating. But here we are. Here, we are, guys, and.
Speaker 10 (01:13:02):
I'm loving it. You can't say that after you just
made a splatter joke.
Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Yes, yes, yeah, And then here's some more reaction that
came from NBC ten.
Speaker 10 (01:13:09):
To be able to poop on a car like that
was impressive, but it was discussing at the same sense true,
the same sentence, yea sense, but nothing better to do.
Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Stop talk top onto my door as on our car.
Coming up next on The Woody Show. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Like Yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Back in the bed see more omelets going out the door.
Got olmlet stage this morning. Chef Solomon Johnson is here
at Chef Underscore. Swoop rushing swoop.
Speaker 12 (01:13:58):
It's an acronym man special way of opening pallets.
Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
It sounds cool.
Speaker 10 (01:14:05):
Yeah, it sounds you're getting the job done, my friend.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Let me ask you a question, would you have availability?
Like if I said, can we have a standing appointment
once a month for an almost station.
Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
The answer would be yes, Yeah, I would rip.
Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Let's let's let's make a gentleman's handshake agreement. Oh I
just did a deal for a once a month Almos station. Wow,
and we can figure it out it based on your schedule,
based on our schedules. Let's figure out how I guess
we should have asked about how much it was going
to cost first, but kind of what we paid today,
the same kind of thing.
Speaker 12 (01:14:40):
Yeah, I would say, that's fine, just higher at me
on Fridays.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Yeah, yeah, Friday. Yeah, Friday's good.
Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
Yeah, we can do Fridays. That works for me. On Friday,
I get up early already.
Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
I'm on cloud nine.
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I'm about to cry.
Speaker 16 (01:14:55):
I can make all kinds of stuff, you know, yeah,
feel free?
Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
Yeah, I can make like what like what we can
always like switch it up?
Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Yeah, like what would you be able to prepare like
in studio?
Speaker 16 (01:15:07):
So so the thing is I could prep some stuff
off site and then bring it in. So okay, the
same way I have these burners. I could make like
French toast.
Speaker 15 (01:15:16):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I could do.
Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
I can we can get we can get okay, all right,
gram me with like apple slices, so I like French alright.
Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
So we have a we have a we have a
standing once a month a month reservation for you to
come in and we can discuss like what that.
Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Will be and gaet a wet floor sign.
Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I need them up.
Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Yeah, cry Chef's all them in the air. It's Bond's birthday,
which is why I kind of got this whole thing going,
and so we brought people in the station for him
today and cakes.
Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Gina has already moved on to the cake.
Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
I'm really in this.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
And we are.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Into another new hour insensitivity training, free politically correct world
on a Friday morning, everybody, May ninth, twenty twenty five.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Hi, We
got Menace. Hi is our social media director.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
You can find us. You can follow us at the
Woody Show. Gina grad is here, We got Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
There is Sammy Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Woody.
Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
You can send us a text this morning over to
two to nine eight seven. We're a bunch of fatties. Yeah,
weight Watchers. You know, they've been around for sixty years.
They had filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy. Turns out counting
Points just can't compete with ozempic. Yeah, shout out episode
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membership down. The stock tanked, even Oprah bailed ditched, the
board donated all of her shares and now Weight Watchers
or WW whatever you want to call them, they're not
shutting down.
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
It's a restructure.
Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
But they just got a little to lose, you know,
not wait, but about one point five billion in debt.
Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
Well, I thought they were gonna switch to prescribing these things.
Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
They did partner too, Yeah, they did partner with something.
So they have like a semiglue tide element to what
they do. And that was part of it because all
I thought was about Blockbuster back in the day and
how they fought the idea of Netflix and then people.
Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Like coming here and looking at the boxes and.
Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Picking out what they're going to bring home at night,
and it's like it was just so short sighted.
Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
Because if they have that, that still makes sense because
if you're able to get the semi glue tide with
them and then also, you still have to change your diet.
You can't just hog out on this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
What do you can what are you talking about? You
beat you beat? Hey? By the way, yeah, bitch, by
the way.
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
I stopped taking the Selexa three weeks ago, right, and
then I gave myself a week and a half or
a two week break from zep bound. I just recently
went back on started taking zep pound again. Last week.
I'm down eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I did nothing else different. Everything else is exactly the same.
But I was reading more into the Selexa thing, and
it said that people have a tendency to gain weight
while they're on this medication just by the medication alone,
which is an anti depress and nothing to do weight specifically. No, right, exactly,
but there's other stuff. There's a well, buttrin or whatever
they can prescribe and that will also they could do
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that for weight loss.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Interesting really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Well buttrin ruled. I was on it for a few
months and back when I was smoking cigarettes nice and
it legit made me smoke go from ten a day
to wana day. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
So that was one of the things that the doctor
was telling me. He goes, Yeah, well, buttriant's an option,
but I don't want to take any.
Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yeah, just take nothing, Yeah, because I don't. I didn't
need the Selexa or I was taking any more. That's
why I asked my doctor why am I taking this?
But the minute I stopped taking that, gave myself a
two week kind of reset break whatever you want to say,
from zetbound, because somebody had told me. You know, sometimes
if you go from magovi to the other thing, which
is zet bound or what's a manjara Yeah, because the
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the ozepic and the wigovi ar semic glue tide, and
then the Manjaro and the zep bound, that's that. Yeah,
So anyway, they're they're similar, but they're slightly different. If
you go one right to the other one, you may
end up getting into like this suspended state. Certain people
like you know, it's different for everybody hit us up
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about that. So they say, take a break for a
week or two and then go.
Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Back to uh, either one, which you did.
Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Which I did, and they're changing nothing else. I've changed
nothing else. Now I'm down.
Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
So what, h what level are you at with the
zep bound.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Fifteen point whatever. It's the top one.
Speaker 10 (01:19:42):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
And I did it like I did like each month
was a different up until you got to state I
didn't skip steps, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Oh wow, I did it the right way. But yeah,
good for you. I don't know. My wife's doing the
weight Watchers thing. But then now weight Watchers you said
they're teaming up with one of these. They already did.
They did that, they did over a year, and now
is that all the same plan? Like everybody gets it
if they want it. No, I think it's still like
you got to go through a get approved. Yeah, which
it is.
Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Through your ww account, right, But they were the problem
is they were the fifteenth people to do this, so
everybody else already leap frog famine.
Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Yeah that's bankruptcy. I'd be interested they have the pill version.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I'm interested to stuff I go zempic and go bell youjected, Yeah, yeah,
because I don't. I don't mind the shot thing.
Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
But sometimes I'm thinking, because like, is it going into
like a stretch mark or somewhere. It's going to be
less effective as far as the absorption goes. So what
if I just take it him it as a pill
form it'd be better, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
I told you, I want to poke myself with holes
and just dip myself.
Speaker 10 (01:20:43):
I called our friend DJ Scotty Fox just the other
day because he joked probably seventeen years ago to me.
He's like, I'm not working out, I'm just waiting for
the pill. So I called him the other day and
I go, dude, the pill is finally.
Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Caird waiting for sure? Yeah a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Will be
right back on a show.
Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Mine will eat something gross. He'll be hungry in an
hour the Woody Show, He'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Chef Solomon is here at chef Underscore Swoop swop now
cause you're not like a You're not like a nutritionist
or anything. You're just like a chef or you just
make good.
Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:21:39):
I do specialize in diet check nutrition. How you do
like like any food allergies or versions that you may have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
Like, okay, but what about for being fat? Like can
you make up the taste good? Can you make something
taste good that won't uh derail?
Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
Absolutely?
Speaker 16 (01:21:57):
Yeah, that'll just completely knock you off of it right now. Yeah,
I got.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
You because I'm saying like they always say, oh, well,
you know, grilled chicken and then just vegetables, and it's like.
Speaker 16 (01:22:07):
So, just like nutrient dense food, it doesn't necessarily have
to be uh like dressed up to be like something
like fancy or just like oh this is like low
calorie or like yeah, it's just like good food is
just whole food products, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
Like, oh, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Uh yeah, so uh he's making an omelet for seed
bass right now, the omost station if you're just tuning
in the otmeostation is happening, yeah, for the first time
in eleven years.
Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
And then Morgan got her what do you think?
Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Oh it is so sorry, my mouth's kind of full.
It's so good and so cheesy. And the sausage is thick,
you know how.
Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I like it? Like the sausage drill thick.
Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
This is the best omelind I've probably ever had.
Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, yeah, so good, So thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yeah all right, well thanks to Chef Solomon at Chef
Underscore Swoop.
Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Yeah. And then how how does that work?
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Like if people are interested in your services, like how
do they how do they reach out to you?
Speaker 16 (01:23:05):
So you can definitely reach out to me through my
social media. I'm in the middle of rebranding, so a
new website is going up, so I'll be able to
give you guys that information maybe the next time I'm
here on the show.
Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
Just Instagram, Yeah, just just chef's woop Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
And just and just keep it in mind that we
do have a standing monthly appointment. Yeah, so when these
other people hit you up, you could be like, hey man, sorry,
yeah right.
Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are locked in.
Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
So's Oh yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah.
The dream, the dream is a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
This is.
Speaker 13 (01:23:41):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
I wanted the hell on. Let me get the clips.
So there's a there's a Green Day song that's alb
I know, your favorite Greg mull type break and let
me see it is called you Do one Hells.
Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Oh yeah, it's called one Eyed Bastard. Okay, and I
and I hear it.
Speaker 17 (01:24:08):
Let me get the song here stand bye, one Eyed Bastard. Yeah,
one Eyed Bastard, Green Days.
Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
I'm sure this is the right one here, this stupid.
Speaker 17 (01:24:22):
Thing, oh this system okay, yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So here's the come my god, just trying to put
stupid songs in here.
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Okay, there we go, there we go, here's the Yeah.
So this is one eyed bastard. It was driving me nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Sounds like it's paint pink.
Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Yeah, that pink song rock Star.
Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Yeah, everybody knows that song right.
Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
This song came out way before the Green Day song,
So everybody knows that song. Yeah, it was a big song.
Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
I don't know what year came out, but I just
know it came out a two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Well, this is the new Green Day and I just
took a little bit of the Pink song.
Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
It is like the exact same song.
Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
That's just the pink vocals.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I'm making an author that you cannot and not. No,
you won't be laughing when I'm making a new crack
wad the please do loud.
Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
So ever, since I MA, I'm like, oh, okay, that's
exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
I can't hear.
Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
I can't hear this Green Day song.
Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Assume yeah, it's similar.
Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
They paid her.
Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
Okay, So you hear these lawsuits every once in a while, right.
Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Yeah, So, but you hear about these lawsuits every once
in a while, and I'll sit there and go, man,
I don't hear it, like somebody's ed sheering ones yeah
or something. I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:26:30):
I still don't hear the ed she one.
Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
I'm not picking it out. And they end up having
to pay out. And this one, though, this is blatant.
Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
We all knew it within two seconds.
Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
But I'm smith, Tom Petty one was pretty obvious. But
this is just blatant, blatant.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Did they maybe get the rights to be able to
do this, that's a good question if.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
They paid her or not.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
We mentioned that before. Greg hates.
Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
So so that is everyone that sees us outside of Greg,
we think we hate Green Day.
Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Why they've gotten a little, a little political.
Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
A little Yeah, they've always been that way.
Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
They're taking the trendy stances.
Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
They haven't. They haven't gotten that way. They've they've been
that way. They're the most unpunk punk parent of all time.
I like them.
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I mean, this is here's the thing. I like their music.
I don't care about any of these bands and what
they had to say. When they're not singing their song,
they want you to care. It doesn't matter who it is,
because I I've you know, said this in a number
of times. But you know, if you disconnect yourself from
any actor, musician, author, whatever it is that you don't
(01:27:47):
agree with, say, in this case politically, who are you
left with?
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Well, I feel like you have to separate.
Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
I did that with with Chick fil A, Like everybody's
hating on Chick fil A for so long, which I
haven't heard much about that these days, but they're are
saying there there, like you know, gay basher whatever. I
don't remember exactly the details of it, but I'm like, hey,
the chicken's.
Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Good, Chicken's on points, you.
Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Know, and so like I was, you know, I was
down for the chicken tenders, the sandwiches or whatever. Cool.
Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
So I separate my politics from my chicken. No, totally,
I separated from You.
Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Couldn't be more right about that, you would. We'd be
listening to nothing, we'd be watching no movies if we
had to agree with everything that everybody said. Correct, But
my disdain of Green Day is rooted in so much
history with them directly, and it has nothing to do
with politics. It has to do with their behavior.
Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Well, and if you're going to wedge in the middle
of your concert, all of your stances on everything. It
kind of kills the vibes. Yeah, I don't like that either,
that's my that's my argument.
Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that either.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Like I came here for basket Case, you know, I
came here for when I come around the Bankers.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
Yeah, so I like this song.
Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
And I will also say for the record that Billy
Joe and everybody from from the band has always been
super cool, like when any dealings I've ever had with
them personality wise, you know, even off the air, because
sometimes bands and artists will be very different.
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Off the air than they are on the air. They'll
turn it on for on the air and off the
air they're kind of dicks, like Billy Joe and all
those dudes, they're always very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:29:13):
I think what Greg is trying to imply, and I
see this as well, is because Greg and I might
have had more interactions.
Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
In the Green Day than you have had so thirty years.
Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
I understand, but they literally like there's like from five
miles away from yeah where we grew up.
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Right, and then also like what do you get the
time that is, for lack of a better term, like
on the air with them or whatever. Whereas when I
had had to deal with them a lot was setting
stuff up in advance with them, and they were the
biggest divas, so difficult. You know one thing, I think
I've mentioned this before. They're all coming from the same
exact place, and they demanded three separate limos, like come on,
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not green it's not a sorry, a man all it's
not punk, Like there's something. Then they walk in before
even saying hi, cold brew because they want their cold
brew coffee, not hey, what's up? Do you have a
cold brew? Just walk in cold brew.
Speaker 10 (01:30:11):
I'm not against the three limos thing, though, Yeah that
sounds I just like to state that I am a
fan of Green Day.
Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Yeah. Anyway, I thought it was driving nuts that song.
Every time it would it would come on, I'm like, man,
what is it? And then it was like, oh, that's
the pink song.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Yeah, I'm thinking an author that you cannot do not.
Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Yeah, this is gonna sound like an insult Woody, but
I mean it with love. You are so musically literate,
you know years that stuff came out. You have a
memory that like no other when it comes to songs.
I'm surprised it took you more than one point zero
seconds to realize that's pink. Yeah, I wasn't. It wasn't
my full attention. It's like when you're doing something else
(01:31:06):
and you kind of hear something and you're not sitting
there like trying to figure out, like you're trying to
get an answer on a game show. I know, but
when you played it, I thought, oh, he hit the
wrong button. He's playing pink right now. Death Like that
is just simp latant. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
The one thing I will say about them is, you know, look,
if you're gonna, if you're gonna say something, be about it.
Like if you say you're gonna move somewhere because of whatever,
you know it's happening. How many times as the celebrity said,
well if this happens, I'm moving Dame forever. Yeah, so
say which want about? You know, people like Rosie O'Donnell
(01:31:40):
or whoever. At least they be about it. They left
Yeah yeah eighty four. Woody text over to two two
nine eight seven, speaking of Phony's Alex Baldwin's super annoying
wife Hilario Baldwin Hillary, and she says this, then this
came out here over the last couple of days. She says,
(01:32:00):
her adhd is the reason that she fluctuates between English
and Spanish.
Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
All right, this bitch is crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Born Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas on January sixth, nineteen eighty four,
in Boston, Massachusetts, to American parents, She's of English, French, Canadian, German, Irish,
and Slovak descent. She grew up in the Boston area.
She went to a private high school in Massachusetts, and
her dad, I guess, was an attorney who had a
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degree in Spanish literature.
Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
But that's as close to Spanish as she gets.
Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Yeah, like they retired to Spain later in life.
Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Now, back in twenty twenty, when she first got called
out on the accent thing, she told everybody that she
was born in Spain and that Spanish was her first language, which, again,
as we just heard, all lies American parents with no
Spanish ancestry, Hilary.
Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
She then she.
Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Met excuse generated another one saying how she identifies as
a different kind of Bostonian.
Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
One with a weird accent.
Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
What does that mean if you identify you can say anything, I.
Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Know, a different kind of Bostonian.
Speaker 10 (01:33:15):
But all these companies like you know able to monetize
mental health. That is a little long in their tooth.
They're switching to ADHD. That's the years, Yeah it is,
but that's the new thing that they're honing in on
excuses to make money off.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
And now she says her on again, off again Spanish
accent is because of her ADHD and dyslexia, which he
says affects her communication abilities and memory.
Speaker 8 (01:33:39):
Yep, I forgot I wasn't born in space.
Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
There's a speaking of accents and stuff. This video has
gone viral. This dad or is it here the dad
who sounds this guy seriously like he's straight out of
the Sopranos and he's showing his kid this uh no
ice thing. So you get like one coffee and you
turn it into two iced coffees. Right, So if you
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bought two iceed coffees, you're paying for a lot of
ice and two cups. Get one like large coffee and
then just ask for a couple of cups of ice, right,
and you paid for one coffee. Then yeah, it's yeah,
they're they're taking something and doing a different way.
Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
So anyway, but this dad sounds exactly like he's out
of surprise. Seamaster, you're gonna hate this. Just just heads
up here we go.
Speaker 11 (01:34:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
I'm biting take your boy, look, but I want.
Speaker 10 (01:34:37):
To teach you.
Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
So if you or a qualk? No, wis right? Five bucks?
What do you do with the rest? When I do,
it's over flowing. I got two coffees.
Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Your mother's happy, I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
I'm out.
Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
He's working over time on that accident.
Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
I'm pulling coffee over?
Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Did I get a boom?
Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
This sounds like I want to be risk type.
Speaker 10 (01:35:04):
The costco guys. No, they're still out here shining.
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
What do they do?
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
I don't know? Make racks? Oh yeah, they make racks? Okay,
four wooding.
Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
This it's the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
Yeah, ripping on Lario, Yeah, Hillary, Hillary, it's Halaradio.
Speaker 13 (01:35:28):
Yah.
Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Yeah. So just to if you're just if you're just
joining us, just to get you caught up. That's Alec
Baldwin's super annoying wife.
Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
And she says it's her eighty h d's fault that
she fluctuates between English and Spanish. Born in Massachusetts, Hillary
Lynn Hayward Thomas to English American parents, French, Canadian, German,
Irish Slovak. Nothing in there of not hearing Spanish Spanish,
she said, at all, but she had told people for
(01:35:56):
the longest time, and they questioned her about, hey, aren't
you from Boston, what's with his accent? And she had
lied and said that she was born in Spain and
that Spanish was her first language.
Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
She forgot all lies.
Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
She was wearing it as as fashion, you know, for
whatever reason. And then the paparazzi after Alec Baldwin, shot
that chick and she was like, you.
Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Need to leave my family alone, like you're from Boston,
is good, So please.
Speaker 13 (01:36:24):
Leave my family in peace and let this all play out.
Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
So let my kids come.
Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
Home and you stay away from them.
Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
Because they asked me, mommy, what like, what are.
Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
These people doing?
Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
And they say to me.
Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Said on the text, yeah, that part about joining fun
making fun of people's accent. Are you guys, effing douchebags?
What the f happened to you?
Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Stupid crazy white chick from Boston. Faking the accent is what.
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
We're making fun of.
Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
It's very much against our brand.
Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Don't be a.
Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Half listening ish head. Other crazy people in the news.
This guy he is from the UK. He loved firefighters
so much that he set his own house on fire.
Twice in one night, just so he could see them
in action.
Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
I guess that's one way. I guess that's one way.
Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
To Donlike most arsonists who like fire, this guy was
obsessed with the firefighters themselves, not the flames.
Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
I mean. In his defense, have you seen some of
those calendars?
Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
Lawyer said that he feels very sorry and he's getting
help to stop his fixation.
Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
ADHD Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah it could be. It
could be dyslexia.
Speaker 10 (01:37:45):
Just buy some fire trucks.
Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Another another crazy guy. Florida is where this guy is
forty five year old guy Steven Kusmano. He flipped out
when he was denied a free refill at some little
kids lemonade stand.
Speaker 10 (01:37:57):
Oh yep, what's up? Say no free refills.
Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
According to the police report, he quote aggressively grabbed the
female victim, adopted a fighting stance, and warned her that
he would quote beat her up. What cops or called
Stephen tried to get away, they tracked him down. He
admitted to everything he said. He grabbed the chick and
he threatened her because she was quote talking ish to me.
Speaker 11 (01:38:21):
It's a kid's maybe it's a kid lemonade stand?
Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
Dog yeah, don't start nosh, won't be no ish.
Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Please note that Steven is a transient mass oh well,
which means a vagabond has an extensive rap sheet. Now,
for this lemonade incident, he was charged with felony battery,
which he has priors for. He's also been arrested in
the past for drugs, assault with a deadly weapon, theft.
So he's a good dude by all means. Get him
back out on the street.
Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
This guy, good dude. Quick.
Speaker 10 (01:38:50):
The lemonade stands though, man, because I want to, you know,
drop some money on social media and say look how
great I am.
Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
I tell you what I am. I am sucker for
a kid with a lemonade stand.
Speaker 10 (01:39:02):
There should be more.
Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
There was one day I felt really bad because I
was in a rush and I was at a time
and these two kids and clearly nobody's stopping, and I
will always stop and do you drink it?
Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
It's the one thing. No, I don't drink it. Okay,
I'm wondering because you're very booger hands right, and no,
I'm in kids hands and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
I mean, I'm I'm insane in many ways, but I'm
not looking to get killed by roadside lemonade.
Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
Right made by booger Hands. It's weird, like the burger
King drive through and little kids lemonade stands brings out
the ababe in you.
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, because I've seen my kids
do little things that, you know, oh, we're gonna the
dumbest stuff. And I try to talk them out of it.
I go, well, I mean, do you really want to
be out there? It's you know, summertime, really hot, and uh,
you know you're gonna be out there and it's not
gonna be a lot of I'll tell you what, I'll
give you some chores to do around the house, and
I'll pay you twenty dollars. They're so they're so into
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you know whatever, that stupid idea.
Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Yes, and you can't even say to those kids anymore,
oh I don't have any money. They will take ven.
Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Yeah, it's a new world.
Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
I think there's one.
Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
I forget whether whether remember those fortune teller things that
you'd fold up and.
Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
You go like yeah, pick one, yeah, yeah, pick a number,
yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
There were the kids were folding these things up and
they were going to sell them roadside.
Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Okay, those who.
Speaker 8 (01:40:26):
Buy one, they're making things.
Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Yeah, yeah, and they had like a dog face on
it or something.
Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
There's this one stand I've seen for like ten years,
and I'm like, man, I should just buy one. It's
a Bonzeie tree stand that's been there. Dude, Greg, do
you want a bonz Eye because I'll buy it, but
I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Want I've always wanted one, to be honest, all right,
I got you because I've never fully understood them and
I love them. Other crazy people.
Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
Guy in Berkeley, California Favorite Place arrest after cops on
a slow speed chase from Oakland to Berkeley and a
stolen vehicle, and during the pursuit of the driver, he
threw a bag containing a live grenade. O God, the
safety pin partially removed. He just threw it out onto
the street. The traffic, of course, immediately closed off in
the area and some homes and businesses had to be
(01:41:12):
evacuated until the bomb squad was able to get there
and deal with it. But dude is screwed. He's going
to jail for a while. Oh yeah, have you had
any encounter? So if you're recently sea bass, you're typically
for a while. There was like a good once a
week pace you were on for nutjobs. Wasn't there one
guy that was masturbating right down in the outside of
the seven eleven or the.
Speaker 10 (01:41:31):
Other day people were having sex out in front of
his house in a car.
Speaker 11 (01:41:34):
Yeah, there's so buch stuff ten going on recently. But yeah,
as far as seeking nudity, I did, Yeah, just recently.
Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
I posted it.
Speaker 11 (01:41:39):
I can check it out on my or just crazy people. Well,
probably a little bit of both. He wasn't exactly touching himself.
He was more doing a pants down like hip gyration
clean around.
Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
The name of the day goes This guy in Florida
got himself arrested for attacking subway employees like the sandwich place.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
His name Edward Cocaine.
Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
What was he on?
Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Oh yeah, bro got into an argument.
Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
With employees over what he believed were their bad attitudes.
Deputies say that ed Cocaine went behind the counter, pushed
one of the employees, then pulled out a knife. According
to the report, the guy who was with ed Cocaine
tried to restrain him and then they just both left
the store. The cops they tracked mister Cocaine down.
Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
He was taken to jail his friend John Heroin, but
that was his name on his ID.
Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Edward Cocaine Coke dog Friends pretty funny eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie sent us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. Will be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
We'll be.
Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
The Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's
a Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
As we mentioned, it's May the ninth, and today is
Lost Sock Memorial Day. Oh rip dumb holidays. Would you
lose a sock? Alphabet magnet Day? Remember those?
Speaker 6 (01:42:58):
Oh those long? I grew up with those on my fridge.
Speaker 12 (01:43:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
It's a National Military Spouse Appreciation Day, National Moscato Day, Okay,
National sleep over Day. You had me at sleep Nice.
Today is tear the tags off the mattress Day. It's
time folks do it. I'm gonna give you another reminder
about those stupid warning stickers that they have on the
passenger side driver window of your car. Once you purchase
(01:43:23):
the car, it is yours.
Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
You can remove it.
Speaker 10 (01:43:24):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
If it's a rental car or somebody else's car that
you just happen to be in, that's not for you
to remove. However, once you own the car, it is
yours to remove.
Speaker 6 (01:43:33):
You've ripped that offline like a rebel after I've had
the car for three years, because.
Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
You thought that you weren't supposed to.
Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
Yeah, because like you just look like somebody. You look
like one of those guys who leaves all the tags
and the stickers on the hats and we all see.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
How cool that looks?
Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
So cool?
Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Yeah, it's a National Butterscotch Brownie Day. Okay, all right? Wrong,
can do weekend plans? Oh you're doing that, stupid for
what is that thing you're doing? Get my colors done
but not your hair color?
Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
No?
Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
No, no, no no, what colors look best on my skin?
And what makes me shine? What's harmonious?
Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
This is a service that you pay for.
Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Oh, it's not cheap, And apparently.
Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
It's not cheap even though you're not paying for your
friend's taken is Yeah, one of Gina's friends got it
to for a birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Didn't a mirror do the same thing? Correct? No? No,
because you might be.
Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
You have to wear all white and no makeup and
they drape all the colors over you to see what
colors make your skin shine. And so I always thought
I was a true winter, but I think I'm probably
a deep bottom.
Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
We're going to find out. Probably, I agree.
Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
I think you're an autumn Yeah, Menace, you always got
stuff you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
What do you guys?
Speaker 18 (01:44:41):
Then?
Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
And dude, I know you're gonna be so jealous because
I'm going to be attending in another concert concertmeferent and
it's Beyonce.
Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Lady, did you.
Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Get them for twenty dollars?
Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
I was offered them for basically Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:45:06):
She's not selling out and at Menace all on Instagram
always says Beyonce, boy, she can't lose that baby weight.
Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
Huh No, is that a really hard time? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
I mean her kid's driving now, but she's still trying
to lose that baby Wait.
Speaker 10 (01:45:19):
I think she's good.
Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
What do you call her? Chunk?
Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
My god, she'd Beyonce some wow.
Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna be attending Beyonce.
Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
What do you are you excited most about?
Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
A song or costumes for all her.
Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
Kids to come out Texam Texas hold them of course?
Speaker 10 (01:45:37):
Yeah. And then the food. Of course, I'm going to
be like uh in a sweet area, so I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
Pretty much there for the food.
Speaker 10 (01:45:47):
But I do enjoy Beyonce, Like I'm gonna know the songs.
Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Are they gonna serve like special Beyonce balls or something.
Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
I wish burger. Let me ask a question. Whose idea
was this?
Speaker 10 (01:45:59):
I my idea, It was actually my it was your idea.
Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
Yeah, all right. I think maybe it's like one of
those dragging you alone. No, No, he wouldn't get dragged
something like that. But I'm wondering if he would dragged
to what h J t all the time. But he
loves I love just his wife.
Speaker 10 (01:46:17):
Yeah, and I like Beyonce.
Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
It's a very willing drag. Yeah, for sure, you'd have
to drag me there if you literally dragged me one
hundred million dollars to name. I was gonna say three
two Beyonce songs. I couldn't uh single ladies that one.
I thought that was just all right? That one? I know,
what's the one she does with? There's one with jay
(01:46:40):
Z's Empire Stadium. No, that's his crazy in Love. Yeah,
because jay Z is in that one. You didn't Yeah,
feeling crazy round crazy to the left to the look
at you.
Speaker 11 (01:46:55):
What's it called Bill's No, don't you ever for a
second get your Oh God, ungrateful? Okay, I hate I
hate that song because it's like in all these like
dumb commercials.
Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
But is that her song or is that okay? Yeah?
Well yeah, so if you're not gonna go to Beyonce, Greg,
what are you doing seeing an old friend who I
haven't seen in seven months and getting hello wasted? Yeah
that's the plan. Literally, the plan sounds good.
Speaker 6 (01:47:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
What about what's happening in the world of entertainment? Menace?
What's that all about? Well?
Speaker 10 (01:47:34):
I thought here he addressed this, but he's talking about
it again. Tom Brady says that his Netflix roast was
fed up to his family.
Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
It wasn't good for his kids.
Speaker 10 (01:47:45):
Yeah, I get roasted, like he really enjoyed it himself,
but then his kids were like calling him out, saying
why was it necessary to mention his baby mama's.
Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
Yeah he was. He wasn't thinking about it when he
agreed to, because they're going to bring up everything Tommy idiot.
Speaker 10 (01:47:59):
Yeah, And so he said that his kids being upset
by it really bothered him. I don't know, like, oh,
would he would have been cool if he just said, hey, like,
you can roast me all day, but don't mention my
mother's because he like remember one Robber Kraft, don't mention
Bob Kraft, like he got upset when they started to
drive it into robber Kraft.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Was it was it Hinchcliffe?
Speaker 10 (01:48:22):
No, it was the roastmaster himself.
Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
Oh Jeff Ross.
Speaker 10 (01:48:27):
Yeah, Jeff Ross tried to go into into robber Craft
and like Tom Brady got out of his chair to
get him to shut up.
Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
But yeah, well are the kids? How old are the
kids now?
Speaker 10 (01:48:37):
The teenagers?
Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
And cheer him up by buying him a congratulations.
Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
But if you just passed your driver's test, Ferrari emotional problems.
Speaker 4 (01:48:50):
But Greg, if you grew up on Ferrari's, Ferrari wouldn't
be a big deal. Okay, well then raise it. Yeah,
here's your mega yacht to cheer you up with the
mega you made fun.
Speaker 10 (01:48:59):
Of your mom?
Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
You mean like we've gone on vacation on a few
hundred times. Next about a house on uh in that
lake where George Cleaning.
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Lives, starling another one.
Speaker 4 (01:49:12):
Here's in a state.
Speaker 10 (01:49:12):
I'm all right, I guess dad, whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:49:16):
How about this uh other family drama that we talked about.
David Beckham and Victoria Beckham's sons are still beefing because
one of the sons is dating the other son's ex girlfriend.
Now the update is that Romeo and Brooklyn still fighting
and Brooklyn did not show up to dad's birthday party. Now,
(01:49:37):
Victoria Beckham is very upset over it. She's pretty much distraught.
Now Brooklyn is actually married now, so he has a wife,
but he is still mad at his son Romeo.
Speaker 9 (01:49:51):
Right, and he tried to meet up with his dad
before his birthday into a pre different birthday thing and
they said no, and then it was all this drama.
Speaker 4 (01:49:58):
I wouldn't even do that. It's like, hoy, He's like,
you know what they could do. They could cheer them
all up, get them all in Rolls Royce or something.
Speaker 10 (01:50:08):
Now, Greg, you know, I have a great memory. Didn't
this kind of happen in your family? Like didn't you
date with your brothers?
Speaker 4 (01:50:15):
Oh? In high school, I briefly dated this girl that
he had been dating. Whoa, it was the first chick
who I felt up nice. But it's like it's like
it was kind of like, hoy, you know, I forgot
about it.
Speaker 10 (01:50:35):
You listen to Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
You have a good dude.
Speaker 10 (01:50:38):
I'm in love with you all right, you.
Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Know we need to go together now.
Speaker 10 (01:50:45):
I want to get invited to this and Greg I'm
sure you would love to come along, even though it's
in New York City Central Part. Now they have this
scene called hat Lunch Scarlet Joey Hanson showed up with
Martha Stewart and some other celebrities. Now apparently this hat
lunch thing has been going on for over forty two years,
but it's to raise money for the park. Now, the
(01:51:05):
things that you can do adopt a.
Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Bench, greg.
Speaker 10 (01:51:09):
Support that, and you can wear a fancy hat like
you're at the derby. Also you can sponsor like yeah,
like kids playground stuff like that. But to get a
bench in Central Park that's pretty iconics, pretty yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
And you know, the food probably rules. It was so good.
Speaker 10 (01:51:24):
If you look up the photos, it looks like something
that you would call hat lunch, hat lunch Central Park
and on it. They use it to raise money for
the park, which you know, New York's broke apparently, but
they raised over forty four million dollars just by having
this hat lunch this one year. So alright, moving on
(01:51:44):
to curifive hotties like Michelle Obama. She has her own podcast.
Did you know this? I know it's very hard, it's
very hard to get your own podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Rocks very excited about it. It's like Michelle Obama.
Speaker 10 (01:52:00):
I'd like I see headlines about this podcast here and there,
But the latest headline is about how Brock said, after
Michelle's mom died, your next. Oh yeah, yeah, Rock Obama.
But he was he was joking around saying your next,
because apparently Michelle Obama's mom was preparing to pass away
(01:52:22):
for over twenty years, so she constantly brought it up,
and so she was well prepared when she passed away.
So he was kind of jokingly saying that you're next,
that you should, you know, start preparing for when you
you passed. I wonder where you can find this this podcast,
Greg at dot orgy dot org.
Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
I'll check out that site. Yeah. Now she does a
podcast with her brother.
Speaker 10 (01:52:45):
By the way, I know you're interested in checking it out. Okay,
here's another thing that you'd be excited about, Greg. I
know that you loved Shaw's of Sunset on Bravo, one of.
Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
Your favorite definitely like the first season. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:53:02):
Bravo has announced that they're having uh, even more shows
and they're bringing back shows Sunset, just in a different
I don't know layout there. They're going to the Valley.
They're not gonna be on Sunset anymore. So it's called
the Valley Persian style.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
I support it, so you can check that out. Who's
that dude that we both like. He went to the
caviar ending Machine, the main guy Riza. Yeah, I like
that guy. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:53:25):
So I mean, there's gonna be like white gates and
lions and gold leaves.
Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
Yeah, really cool looking stuff.
Speaker 10 (01:53:35):
But the big but the big news with all these
new TV show reveals were that they're bringing back wife Swap.
But it's gonna be real housewives. It's like Sammy said,
she was here for it, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (01:53:47):
Saw it interested. I mean to see it in the valley.
Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
It is different.
Speaker 4 (01:53:51):
And yeah, White Swamp was great.
Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
I love that show.
Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
Although it's not cheating, so she might not like it
so much.
Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
It would be better if it was like something that
the other exactly. You know what I'm saying. I will
look up for that, Thank you very much. Menace showy.
Speaker 13 (01:54:08):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sits like its say, and
you know we don't.
Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Birthday Yeah, alright, top of your birthdays. Well, sorry, it's
it's Friday, energy, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:54:28):
This is how it goes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:54:30):
Uh, celebrity birthdays, Greg, I would be remiss, Yes, you
would if I didn't start with Dave Gone. It's Dave
Gone's birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
Did I not know that he is? I'm wearing the
wrong clothing.
Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
He is sixty three years old today and still God Sammy,
I would be remiss if I didn't follow that. The
Billy Joel, who is seventy six years old. Billy Joel
like not as good as Kennis Bergen is seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (01:54:57):
James L. Brooks, one of the three guys who developed
the simps.
Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
He's eighty five. Adrina Partridge, she was on the Hills.
She's forty.
Speaker 4 (01:55:04):
Oh, she's the one we sat next to at your
bachelor party.
Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
You had dinner with that.
Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
We were legal best friends. And that's not the Woodsy
show chick, right? Or is that?
Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
Heidi montas Heidi Monte, John Corbett Aiden on Sex and
the City, Christis Jockey on Northern Exposure. He was the
non Greek groom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. He's
sixty four. The Wu Tang Clansman ghost Face Killer is
fifty five. Rosario Dawson, who the kids now know as
the Jedi Ashoka Tano on The Mandalorian oh Menalaurian is
(01:55:33):
forty six, Mary Mauser Daniel's son's daughter, Samantha LaRusso on
Cobra Kai is twenty nine, Grace Glimmer Meryl Streep's daughter.
She was on Mister Robot Grace Gummer Gummer Yeah, g
U M M R M. And an American Horror Story
Freak Show. Did you watch that one?
Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
I did. I didn't know her daughter was in there.
Speaker 6 (01:55:52):
It was just like her. Yeah you'll notice now.
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Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
We got to a lot of stuff today.
Speaker 5 (01:57:31):
Oh yeah, and this week, so again, get caught up
just by going to the woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
We're gonna be back on Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
Monday morning, We've got something it's called was it worth it?
This is where Morgan's gonna review that movie rust Oh right,
she was gonna do that for us last week and
then you know, we shuffled some things around, ran out
of time. But so that's happening. Her official review. After
everything that happened, I mean, a woman died, Alec Baldwin
got dragged through the legal system and all these lawsuits
(01:57:59):
and every everything else. But hey, when it's all said
and done, if the movie is that good.
Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
Yeah, maybe it was worth it. Maybe, Morgan, we'll tell
us that is coming up on Monday.
Speaker 5 (01:58:08):
Plus anything you want to leave for us on the
after hours voicemail you can do over the weekend by
calling eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:58:17):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (01:58:18):
I find us and follow us on social media at
the Woody Show, Greg Gory, get us out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:58:22):
Are some parting words of wisdom, please, Yeah. A lot
of stress is caused by giving an F Yes, don't
not doing that.
Speaker 10 (01:58:30):
Don't do that, yeah, Bob caring, and you're going to
enjoy life.
Speaker 4 (01:58:34):
So much easier constant struggle. Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:58:37):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Greg, Gory Wood,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it and we will catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double them and also
includes a great Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
You mother,
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