FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 14th 2025 Podcast

Hank vs. Halfbaked, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Another day, another dollar. All right,
so it's Wednesday morning. It's May fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
What if that's Greg Gory Menace, Good morning to you,
Good morning, Woody. Gina d here, there's a sea mass
open young. We got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our

(01:06):
associate producer. Vaughan's our video producer. We got bored, and
we got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. Uh,
coming up a little bit later on this morning on
The Woody Show, We're gonna have a couple other friends.
He's for longtime friends of Menace. We've had Hammer and Hank.
I'm not saying we have had him on the show,
but we've had him on the show years ago. But
we've had Half Baked on the show a number of times. Yes,

(01:29):
he's good, sounds like this, yeah, but legitimately that's how
he sounds. Yeah, that's how he talks. He's got something
going on. He's like the spectrum or.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, he says that he's on the spectrum. Yeah, but
he talks about it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm saying, it's not like he he would speak normally
and then all of a sudden he fell in hit
his head on a curb or something, skateboarding with menace,
and then all of a sudden, I started talking like that.
He's just always kind of been that way. And there's
another guy, Hammer and Hank. He's a nut job man,
but he's fun. But anyway, Hank's been setting out to
accomplish a goal, which he did, and we're gonna we're
gonna tell you about that. I want to get him

(02:04):
on and congratulate him and also see about something else
that's been going on between Hank and Half Baked. This
is gonna be Gena's first experience with both. I am
very exciting.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, And I.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Remember, like Greg, you were kind of not off board
with Half Baked kind of at first. He's such a
nice guy though, because we've had him on a number
of times over the years, even before we got together
here at this radio station, when we worked together before,
but I think it was when he came in and
hung out absolutely like Greg turned the corner. Just such
a nice guy and definitely it's definitely a sea bass

(02:40):
kind of person like he he likes these characters be
friends for Yeah they are, Yeah, menace. I did have
a story that I saw for you about this guy
thirty five years old. He lives in the UK. He
has lived his entire life without ever eating fruits, vegetables, meat,
or eggs or eggs. Yeah, so I thought about you because, like,

(03:04):
I don't know if when the last time you had
a vegetable vegetable.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I mean that you weren't force fed in his room.
I mean vegetable just like on its own? Was it
just on its own? I can't tell you, right, But
like you know, I had a Cuban sandwich the other
day and like vegetables inside it. I think.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
It might have a pickle, Yeah, maybe a pepper, but yeah,
I mean it has to be with something.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, fruits, fruits, love fruits. Okay, so you'll do frue
all day? Like two bananas the other day? Yeah was crazy? Wow,
nuts love fruits.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
This guy. To get the necessary nutrients, he takes supplements
that match the flavors he can tolerate. So he's trying
to raise some money that he says this hypnotherapy. He
wants to do. Okay, that's that's right up there with
like acupuncture.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's well, people debate, you know, one way or the other,
but I don't know that there's been a real study
on the overall effectiveness and how. And by the way,
it's not like getting a new mortgage. It's it's very doable.
You don't have to raise money.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, I think you just have to.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
It just depends on your willingness. Like if you're somebody
who's not interested, you cannot be hypnotized. But if you're
willing to be, if you're open to suggestion.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
This guy just became a super picky eater and and
now he doesn't like anything's nothing but what crackers and
the world. And so I know these tech guys for
a while, like they would never leave their desks. They're
always coating, and they started drinking this stuff that replace meals.
It was called soilent.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's people. It's intentionally named that way. Yeah yeah,
and to supplement that. But I don't know, dude, I
think this guy's just a super picky eater. Why parents
need to make.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Their kids or else it gets one thing least or another.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And you're a grown adult eating bread all day.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, but he said, hopefully this hypnotherapy will help him
enjoy a more very diet and share meals with his family,
or I.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
Mean if he can physically do it, just start. Yeah,
try something.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Now, Greg, did you did you? You did hip the
therapy for smoking at one point? You try that? Or
is that somebody else I'm thinking that I didn't do
it for smoking. No, we've tried getting hypnotized here at work. Yeah, No,
it didn't worry.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
That was work.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, that was the bust. The studies on hypnotherapy basically say.
What we're saying is that it doesn't really do anything
other than it gives you kind of a reason if
you're already in if you already really want to quit
smoking or eat something other than bread and.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah noodles.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's just it basically just gives you like a focus
for that. But you could all you could do that
anyway you wanted to. You don't pay a hypnotist.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
We don't call them picky eaters anymore.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Apparently people with this, and I've seen them online too
on Instagram, they have ar FID, which is avoidant restrictive
food intake disorder disorder you're not pecky.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You have ar fit. Yeah, my disorder has a name.
It's arfit.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
No, it's like I'm not whatever, I'm not a jerk.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, I have this personality is personality exactly.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
They're both fixable and they're both things you choose. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Uh yeah, there's somebody I can't uh, I can't find
there was somebody making the argument for acupuncture. Uh, because
we were talking about it.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
The other day.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
You can make all the arguments you want, but it
literally is a placebo.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Every study has shown that.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, they were talking about how the placebo effect will
end up having like some kind of real life effect.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well we've seen those studies.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
They give half the people the real drug and half
the people the placebo, and both of them get better
to a degree.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Your cells, you know, gener what still real?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Right, right?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
And this is where the same as of the world
comes in. Well, they say, well, if it works, then
just why not do it? Because for all the reasons
I've mentioned before, you're not wasting time and money, and
number two, you're not validating non scientific thing.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yea, here here we go, here we go seven six
y five, says Sebastian. Yes, the placebo effect has real
psychological effects. Does it helps someone feel better? It does
have a positive physical and emotional effect. So as long
as it's part of a complete treatment program, there is
no harm. That's it's like most vitamins, little to no

(07:22):
medical benefit, but emotional health is as important as physical health.
That's from John.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Let's see that thing that's the whole couching thing is
well as long as well, how about just get rid
of that part of it and do actual things that
work for you.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
The placebo effect itself is scientific.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Well, I know I just said, I just gave you
the three or four reasons why you shouldn't rely on
it as opposed to doing real things.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
Well, you would said, because it's not scientific, but it
is study done for science.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, no, but you're no.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
But you're missing the point is that it undercuts science
by saying, well, if you hold this rock or pretend
these needles do something for you, then that as long
as that makes you, as long as you tricking your
brain into not worrying about your problem as much, then
that's aokay. No, I'm saying no, because then you're saying, well,
these science, these on science things are science, but they're not.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
How about this? For science, researchers at UCLA see Mass
appear to be getting close to a hair revolution. They
say they have found a molecule that appears to wake
up sleeping hair follicles and tells them, hey, do your job,
you wake up. Oh yeah, and they say about a
week later, the job is underway. An actual hair is
said to be the result, not any kind of funds,

(08:27):
but sick terminal strands because the molecule blocks a protein
that keeps the follicles asleep. And so the team there
at UCLA doing the research. Sixteen million bucks has already
been raised to research all this stuff through, and their
product is currently in phase two of trials, so it
has been It hasn't been approved by the FDA as yet,

(08:48):
but more studies needed to determine the longtime the long
term safety. But hey, big story, it's science, UCLA close
to solving baldness.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
We get that, sweetness.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
We get a version of their story every six months. Yeah,
I'll see it.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I believe that Sea Best is tired of getting hope,
so up. Yeah, why would it?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
When you do him?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
He's bull Throw your hands in the air if you're
losing hair, I got a better one. I know we
have a how about beach ball ball.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Bald bald bald sea bass ball ball ball ball bald
sea bass ball.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
Ball ball.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Ball bale ball call.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Ball ball You gotta stotware's the growing stop. Go on
some rogan pal ball.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
He try to calm over this second verse shampoo lady
dreaming suits, got.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
The ball, got blues, get ball ball ball fall back.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
You got spowars, not growing stock.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Go on some rog by the ball ball ball not
a I. That's our friend Miles.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
That is the next version for AI songs because they
won't let him use real songs to do parodies.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
But at some point I deal will be made, all right.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it's another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. On a
Wednesday morning, and a good morning to y'all. It's May fourteenth,
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
On Woody.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
That's Greg Gorg Good morning, wood Menace, good morning, Good morning, Woody.
There's Gina Grant, Good morning, see mess Sammy. Hello, Morgan
is here. She's taken your calls. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're going to talk to one of MENACE's
oldest friends, dream Realized. Yes, Huge and Yeah, he's he's

(10:49):
always wanted to do something and he's finally getting an
opportunity to do it. So I think we've had him
on before. I'm pretty sure we've had him on before.
I know I've talked to him a number of times,
and I don't remember that was on the air off
there a few times. Yeah, not to be confused with
one of other Medas's other friends, half Baked, we definitely
had on Yeah before, he's half Big Jason.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
This guy, Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
This.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
This guy, his name is hamp He goes by Hammer
and Hank. He's actually an old coworker, Yeah Medicine. Hammer
and Hank used to work on this morning show called
The Doghouse way back in the day. Yeah, that's why
Menace has a doghouse tattoo.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Is that in your arm?

Speaker 12 (11:29):
It is?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Was that your first tattoo? Uh?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah it was. It was my first one.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Was it part of the dare or you just decided
to do it?

Speaker 9 (11:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
We you know, it was an ensemble like this show. Yeah,
and we just all had them. Okay, you were just
hardcore getting patched in.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's like a gang.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
What are we going to get?

Speaker 12 (11:50):
Well?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, because I was taking because Menace Medicine said that
he would get a Taco Bell tattoo if they ever
signed on as a sponsor of the show, which despite that,
and despite having ratings and being on a number of cities,
for whatever reason, they just don't want anything.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
To do with those.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And I never.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you went to New York for the thing.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
And by the way, yeah, I never have said a
bad word, other than when they tried to discontinue the
Mexican pizza for a minute there, but they they made
good on that, they brought it back. I've never made
disparaging Yeah, I've never leaned into any kind of like
taco bell diarrhea jokes or whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't think that's true. By the way, No, I
don't think it's like legitimate legitimately. Look, it is what
it is. It's fast food Mexican. It's not a thing.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, I'm not expecting authentic, but yeah, yeah, but despite
our best efforts, no interest, no dice, Yeah, no dice.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
What you should have done was gotten married at one.
That's that's right. Did you know that I did. I
didn't know that. You guys are all there right, No, No,
this is.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Pandemic times, so you do know the story. Okay, Yeah,
I didn't tell anybody. We share all this stuff on
the show, and otherwise they leave out.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I didn't want to tell anybody because after the pandemic
wrapped up, I wanted to have like a big party.

Speaker 11 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You could have still done the party, yeah, but I.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Was like, you know what, the better financial move is
to buy a house.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Actually, I still would have gone to the Taco Bell
CANTEENA for your big day. I would have toasted. Yeah,
it would have toast to your success and happiness.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
And raise your baja last time in the middle of pandemic. Yeah,
that's all good. Look, it's really you can't really have
a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
That we understand, Greg. This woman had to deal with
two of your least favorite things.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
I have so many, which too, flying? Oh god, never again,
I want to be on the no fly list and bugs.

Speaker 13 (14:01):
She was on.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
You nailed it, my least two favor my two least
favorite things.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
She was on a Spirit Airlines flight and here's what happened.
She's she's telling her story on social media.

Speaker 13 (14:13):
Today was my first and last day flying Spirit. There
were multiple roaches on my planes, and the flight attendants
did not care whatsoever. So this is the first roach
that I saw right in front of me. I ended
up buying the big seat tickets. I did not think
it was gonna come.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
So she had big seat up front. That's the way
you do it, which is which is nice. And then
she's showing because she got it all on her phone,
so she's shown, I mean, you know, cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Wait, so she had roaches on multiple planes on this roaches.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
On the multiple roaches on this flight, and she was
mentioning to the flight attends. It really didn't seem all
that with these big roaches as well.

Speaker 13 (14:43):
But as you can see, this roach is huge and
it just climbs up and it keeps going up until
it goes over the wall, and I figured, you know what,
maybe it's gonna go away.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Then I end up seeing another big roach.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
Over here on the left, and that's when I started
to talk to the flight attendants.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
The way this is a woman, I promise you, it's
a Hey.

Speaker 13 (15:01):
There's roaches in here, you know, is there something you
could do to clean it up, and he was just
like and then that was it, and then he just
went back to his seat.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
He literally did not care.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
So then that's when I went to Twitter.

Speaker 13 (15:11):
So I tweeted the video on Twitter and the Spirit
responded back. They say, hey, we understand, it's been really frustrating.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
We're here to help.

Speaker 13 (15:17):
Send us a DM. It's been hours. They have never
responded and they've sent this message three times.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Now.

Speaker 13 (15:22):
I learned my lesson. I'm never flying Spirit again. Has
this ever happened to you?

Speaker 12 (15:25):
Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
She She posted an update that she finally heard back
from Spirit and they gave her a sixty dollars credit
for a future fly.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
What I want to do fly Spirit again? And that's
like two flights.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Even after that show of generosity, she says that she's
done with them. I don't know why people freak out
so much about cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Hard to experience. It's it's just a big bug, but
not going to die. Definitely think on how gross something
must be to have.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
The cockroach, right, Like, it's the environment that's attracting the
cock is a bad one.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, So I'm not really thinking about the bug itself.
I'm overthinking. I'm overthinking what the environment is.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
The contact I am not. I would rather have fece
smeared on the walls than have a roach walk by.
Oh yeah, I can't talk.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I will still scream when I see a boat.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Of scurry, especially the big seats up front.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Like what recourse do you have on the plane? I
would run to the back of the plane. What if
there's a roach back there? You're stuck in a metal tube.
I would embarrass you guys so bad. I would be
screaming and freaking out.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I don't understand the over the top reaction. I mean,
I'm not saying that they're cute and you know, crawling
in my mouth, but like, okay, well it is to me.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
It is like oh but like a well not for
Greg but everyone else, Like a butterfly is so beautiful,
yes it is, but a roach is not so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
And then the other one bats like freak out.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
It seems like they're gonna get rabies, but like what,
they're not bothering anybody, Racula, you see birds and weird
stuff like crawling around all the time, Like you know,
you freaked out about a bet.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I think that's weird. Why do people freak out when
like a bird gets in their house. I don't know,
it's just like, all get it out of here, or
like just a little mouse.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
That's why I always had an issue with Christmas vacation.
They should have made it not a squirrel, they should
have made it a rat. You know that you see
a squirrel outside adorable in your house.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
And now you're freaked out. Oh, I have another there's
another piece of audio that I have that I wanted
to share with you guys. So I never get any
of this on Spirit. I told you I had never
flown Spirit for the longest time.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I had heard all the stuff you want to see,
the drama.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, and then there was a situation where it was
the only airline going direct to where I was going,
and I was like, you know what, I'm down for
a show. It's like when you go to Hibachi you're hungry,
but you wouldn't you wouldn't hate on a show. So
I'm like, all right, I'm going to book Spirit. Maybe
i'll see something cool. I'll see a fight at the gate,
or I'll hear people argue on the plane. I'll see
the cops come on and pull somebody off the plane,
I'll see somebody freaking out in some way, shape or form.

(18:07):
I've I've flown them a number of times and not
in godden any of the show. And I've only gotten
a good experience. And knock on what on time flights.
I've not even had a delay with Spirit yet you
didn't get anything nothing. I've had a wonderful experience. Now
this is new. You see uh passengers fighting and arguing

(18:29):
all the time or getting into it with a flight attendant.
These are two women. They work at the Spirit ticket
counter in the airport, you know, like when you first
get to the airport and maybe drop a bag or
you know, check on a boarding pass situation wherever. It's
these two women working the Spirit Airlines ticket counter and
they're having a full on throwdown with each other. Listen

(18:51):
to this because I'm not the one.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Children, you ain't gonna hide even though he's nothing. Like
I said, lots of mind is.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Always endure up to somebody. No, got here right in
front of the customers. But it is a customer recording
this whole thing. And they were like yelling, age, lots
of mind is always endure up to somebody got here.
I'm not want to flash show me dropped.

Speaker 11 (19:17):
Joey gott here you and your rabbit talking about.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like I said, I say what I said, please stuck
to me?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Like you want to go suck another dirty I'm not
wanted it to bitch.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
You tried me too time. I want you to do
what a third? Go ahead? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Wow, I would pay to watch that. You're right? Why
do I find it so funny when a woman calls
another woman a bitch?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So funny tells when to go suck a d I'm dirty,
d dirt. I'm trying to find the name. But I
didn't share the story with you. Just recently, on a
Spirit Fright flight, I was in Miami and I had
to get on this fight so I can go do
that five K run in Tampa, and all the workers
were there, and I overheard one of the workers say, oh,

(20:09):
we can't leave because such and such is late, right,
And so what I did was I googled and I
found that the flight attendant on LinkedIn. I said, are
you going to make this flight?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
So Menace loves LinkedIn? Yeah, he gets so much. He
gets so much accomplished that it used to be like
you would just send people pictures of their house.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
But now it's like he just goes to LinkedIn for everything.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Because all I did was type in his name Spirit
and then Miami, yeah, and or Tampa and then I
found him right away.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
That's I'm trying to leave right back.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
We're gonna take a break and then we're going to
talk to one of MENACE's old buddies, Hammer and Hank Hanky.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
He this is good for goal setting. Like you said,
you set out to do something and he accomplished a goal. Well,
he's about to accomplish a goal. Yeah, So I just
want to talk to him about that, congratulate him, maybe
give him an opportunity to show us what he's got.
It's gonna be displaying one of his talents. The Woody Show.
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah Wooding, Greg Mitis Jr.

(21:12):
There is Samm's here. Phones open eight seven seven. Wood
sent us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
When the NFL draft happened. We were talking about we
got introduced to that, well a lot of us did.
That country singer his name is Stephen Wilson Junior and
he's second the national Anthemy and it was. It was polarizing.
Some people loved it. Some people did.

Speaker 12 (21:35):
Say, can you see.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Ah sounds like Walton God God is character? Yeah kind of.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Some people love it, Like I said, some people really
loved it, other people not so much, not terrible whatever.
I don't know anything about him as an artist, but
apparently a lot of other people did already, Like Sammy
and some other people were like going back and listening
to some of the songs, and you know, and vedder Nelson.

Speaker 12 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Now, you know, everybody sets goals for themselves, like to
do different things, like hey, you know, at some point,
I mean, I'll use my own example, like I always
wanted to learn how to fly a plane and get
my pilot's license AF so that became a goal of mine.
Or are maybe it's like uh, you know, losing weight
or whatever. You set these goals for yourself, and some
people they give up on. Other people they just stick

(22:41):
to it and they end up making that dream come true.
And when it comes to singing an anthem at a
major event, Nerve Wracking, one of MENACE's friends, this has
been a dream of his and he actually is going
to accomplish that. He's reaching his goal and he's going
to be singing at a is it a like a

(23:03):
minor league baseball game? The Modesto Nuts, the Modesto Nuts,
Ladies and gentlemen. The anthem singer for that game is
MENACE's friend Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Hey, Dad, Hi, Hank, Hi, what's up dude, Hank.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
It's been a long time. It's been a long time
since we've talked to you on the show.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
How are you extremely good?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Well, congratulations on the anthem. That's big news. Menace had
told me that do you you really wanted to sing this?
And you want to now why? Why? Why the anthem?
And why at a baseball game? Like where where does
that dream come from?

Speaker 14 (23:37):
Because I've always would have seen the nationalism at a
major or minor league they saw game?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay? Is it kind of like how Menace has always
wanted to get a key to the city.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
Yees.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
So it's just kind of random, all right, just a
random thing.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Now, are you a good singer? Hank? I've never heard
you sing? Would you would you mind giving us like
just give us like the first verse and we're not
going to go through the whole anthem, but you're.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like little practice.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, this is this this would be good practice for you.
When do you get to do this? By the way,
when is this happening?

Speaker 14 (24:03):
May twenty eight at the John Thornfield in Midnesto they're
taking on the Rancho Kuza Wonga quake.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Okay, wait all right, so May twenty eighth is when
it's happened to Hammer and Hank will be the the
anthem singer. Now, are you prepared to give us the
first verse here? Do you need to look up the
lyrics or anything? Do you know all the lyrics by heart?

Speaker 11 (24:22):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (24:23):
Say?

Speaker 14 (24:23):
Can you see by the dnswerly.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Like what's so proudly?

Speaker 13 (24:32):
We have come on.

Speaker 14 (24:35):
The trilight last please boos, lash rite and bride stars
through the.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Peril lest fight or the rest.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Pass we washed?

Speaker 14 (24:50):
We're so gallingly street.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
You're gonna do great.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wow girl, Yeah, you're gonna do great.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
So when you when you show up, do they do
they give you a ride to the ballpark? Do you
get like a like a jersey with your name on?
Like yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
My friend okay, oh he's good. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
And then do you do you get to bring like
a bunch of friends and family with you so they
can they can see you sing the anthem.

Speaker 14 (25:17):
Unfortunately, my sisters servets it says they won't make it
because she has works the next day, the next day.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Pat, what do you mean the next day take time off? Yeah,
that's ridiculous, works the next day. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Well, Hank, I'm I'm really happy for you. Uh Medicin
have been keeping us updated on on this whole thing
and about how you wanted to sing the anthem. I
think that's really cool.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
On your journey.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, what do you and what are you up to
these days? Like where are you working? What are you
doing with your time?

Speaker 14 (25:44):
I'll try to get back into radio.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Are you trying to get back into radio? Because it
is DJ hammering Hank? Are we right?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I mean Hank used to have his own weekend shift.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Oh that's right. And then you got fired, right Hank?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes I did. Unfortunately, why what you do I've been fired?
Would you to get fired because ratings?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
That'll do it every time? Sometimes the public doesn't know
what good art is.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Yeah, that is also true. But in the meantime, said
that was years ago that you got fired from that
that radio show, Like what have you been doing in
the meantime, Like what are you doing for work.

Speaker 14 (26:14):
Right now, I'm hosted podcasts of my buddy Ritan Hoppy.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I had no idea you were doing that.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I forgot that happened, man like some like announcement. But
I told you that.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
You've been holding out. We know, Ryan Hoppy.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Ryan Hoppy is like this worlds are colliding.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
He is like eight feet tall. He's super passionate about radio.
He shows up at all the radio things.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And how long have you been doing this?

Speaker 14 (26:45):
Six months?

Speaker 11 (26:46):
Now?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Six months?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It sounds like something like a mena Saturday night listening party.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Oh my god, what's what's the hold on? I'm writing
this down? What's what's the name of the podcast that
you do with Ryan Hoppey, The.

Speaker 14 (26:57):
Ham Written Hank Show with Henry Oaks.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
And with The Hammer and Hank Show with who Henry Oaks,
Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy and long time outloading that today?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Happy?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
All right, I will check that out. What kind of
stuff do you guys discuss on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
General topics, general topics? Love, I love general topics.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well, well Hank, we'll we'll definitely
check that out. Hey, what's the what's the what's the
deal these days between you and our other friend half Baked.
Is that still like a like a beef? There's a
few where where did this feud begin?

Speaker 14 (27:40):
About two thousand and two?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Okay? Over overwhelming? Like like you both try to get airtime?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Like what what happened?

Speaker 14 (27:46):
Both try to get airtime?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Okay, So we're not like woman fighting for the mic,
lady fighting for the mike? All right? Well, like that's
a shame because we like, you know, full disc Cloudier.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
We we like half Bake.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
We think he's a nice enough guy, and you're always
a very nice guy. And I think there could be uh,
I don't know, I think there could be peace in
the Middle East, you know growth? Yeah, would you be
willing to to talk to half Bake to try to
bury the beef?

Speaker 12 (28:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Why not?

Speaker 11 (28:18):
Quick?

Speaker 9 (28:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah? But but why not now? Right now?

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Hold on, ladies and gentlemen, just joining us on the
phone right now in an attempt to I figured, since
Hank you are achieving a dream, maybe this is the
time to let bygones be by gone.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Ladies, gentlemen, please welcome half Baked, half Baked.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
You're on with you, on with Hank. I will never forgiven.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
You'll what you'll and so you'll you'll never forgive Hank.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
Why I hope he goes dolphing with John l with.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
He's just I was believing you never.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
Had funk with him. I've always loved him, not like
a brother, but as a friend. But he's a couple
of beers short of a six pack.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
That doesn't sound very nice. That's not loving.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Well anyway, Hank, we were just trying to squash me
if we figured this could be like an opportunity to
turn the page. I mean, Hank is going to be
singing the national anthem half bakes awesome at a minor
league baseball game, which he's a he's realizing a dream.
We just figured like maybe this would be an opportunity
to you know away.

Speaker 12 (29:36):
I wish you nothing but this. That is quite an accomplishment,
all right, I.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Feel like we did something.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Hank, good luck, and I keep us updated on how
the anthem goes. Okay, can't wait? All right quick, Hank,
what's again?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
What's the weather like?

Speaker 12 (29:57):
It's singing right now?

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Depressing?

Speaker 12 (29:59):
Right?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
There we go, there's a there's hammer and Hank, everybody right?
We did all right? And then we have and now
we still have. We still have half baked with us.
How you doing, man?

Speaker 12 (30:11):
Really good? I worked for Costal?

Speaker 11 (30:16):
Wow? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
And what are you doing for Costco? You know, I
go operating a forklift or something.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
No, don't ever, I don't want to hurt somebody.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
You know Menas you know your friend Menace has well,
he was a licensed forklift operator. I'm not sure if
that expired or not, but yeah, at one point he was.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I never knew that.

Speaker 12 (30:37):
I just do boxes all day. I cut them up
and crushed them in a compactor.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Hell, yeah, big. Do you know what the hot deals
are right now?

Speaker 11 (30:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
What's the big item right now?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Costco?

Speaker 12 (30:50):
All right, we have a box of tops baseball cars
for forty nice.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I would never have guessed baseball.

Speaker 12 (31:00):
Do you get an employee und if you pull a
very Bonds autograph, which is humanly possible but not likely.
The cheapest one is like six hundred dollars, and some
of them are as high as three thousand.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Wow, a side game.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
He hasn't done baseball cards and our autograph cards pack pulled,
as they call him. Yeah, if they're worth more than
if you get it in person at a game. Because
they're numbered to like twenty five or sometimes five or

(31:41):
sometimes very rare, but one of one.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh damn, damn.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Right now, this is the first experience that Gina's had
with Half Baked. I promise you this is not an act. No,
this is this is who he is, the real deal.

Speaker 12 (31:57):
Holy feel it is.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, it is such an honor to speak with you.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, she's heard, she's heard a lot about you, but
it's never uh.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Oh and Woody.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yeah, I'm buying you in the next month.

Speaker 12 (32:11):
A Hill t shirt. We have them on eBay.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Hills.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Was this like, oh, Hills, It's like a department k
Mark was of course, Pittsburgh, Yes, of course, yeah Hills.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
It was in Ohio too. It was mainly in the
East coast.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But we don't like we had Hills Inshville.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Did you really? Yeah, Yeah, it's like the kind of
the half cursive writing. Yeah, yeah, Hills. We used to
go there. My grandma used to give me a soft
pretzel on a frozen coke and we get some deals
on toys.

Speaker 12 (32:48):
Oh hell, yeah, I've seen pictures of Hill. My close
friend that owns Hometown Collectibles used to work at.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
A Hill.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
World.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah, I've never.

Speaker 12 (33:03):
Met him or seen what he looks like. But I've
bought hell a figures off him, and I bought a
ninety two Scottie off him and it has the Hills
price tag on.

Speaker 9 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Well there's a guy. He operates a food truck in
and around Pittsburgh. It's a Hills food truck. So like
the old like Hills snack bar that had all this stuff,
He's got all that stuff on the Hills food truck
that goes around to different events around Pittsburgh. I think
he's still doing it. It was a big story when
it came out.

Speaker 12 (33:36):
And I don't mean disrespect and that's great, but you
can't replace the original Shill.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It's not just any soft pretzel and frozen cook you
know what I mean. It's gotta be very specific top
carn and it's not like this guy's selling toys. Yeah, exactly, Well,
half baked. Great to hear from me. I'm glad to
hear that. I think we somewhat squashed that beat. At least,
you know what, we cleared the lines of communication. Yeah,
between between you and Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
Time heals most not like Nick Hogan. He will never
be Forgiven's kid, Nick.

Speaker 14 (34:19):
He bake.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
It's great to hear from you. My friend will look
forward to our next visit. Okay, later so much I
want to ask him about what do you want to
ask him?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
I just go and I mean, Gina, he's you might be.
He's way into collectible figurines of baseball cards as an adult,
but also pro wrestling, you.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Know, shocking walking. That exceeded my expectations.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
But he cut off his interest in pro wrestling after
a certain time because like, I forget what what.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Like what the what the what? The line in the
sand was?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
What the line of the was?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I hated Vince. So he takes he took something in
pro wrestling personally, as you should anything before that date.
He knows it.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, and for shout out to Hammer and Hank and
his performance of the anthem at the Modesto Nuts game.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It could be awesome.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
It's pretty good. All right, We're gonna take a quick break.
A little update of MENACE's friends.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Thank you all right more when he showed next hang
on next, Thanks again to and congratulations to Hammer and Hank,
MENACE's old buddy Hammer and Hank for joining us this
morning and Someonengratulations on singing the anthem at the Nuts game. Yep,

(35:33):
modesto Nuts are gonna get a like a recording of
Then we have to we have to make you know,
a bunch of people that hang out with him, send
somebody to video.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, I mean, have a lot of fun friends in
the area.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Somebody said, also might be good to get like Hammer
and Hank or Half Baked for what you show family feud.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh that's an excellent idea.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
I mean, I think we did a few things with
Half Bad. We did it was it was a family feud.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, but I think we should do like a panel
that would be like like a for Real's one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
And then again, somebody said on the text, hearing MENACE's
friends explains a lot. I'm sure he has other friends too,
but those two are interesting for radio. I know. Is
it one of those things where you know, let's say
you're on the look scale, you're like a six or
a seven, you would hang around a bunch of twos

(36:27):
and threes, right, right, because like by comparison, right, So
like is it like you know, we hear the word
of the day. I'm trying to I'm not trying to
be mean. I'm just saying, like, you know, like so
hanging around like Hank and half Baked. I mean you
look like I don't like a genius. Well, like how I.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Met Hank is to work, right, And also I met
half Big through work. Half Big at a television station
and then Hank at a radio station. So it wasn't
like we had classes together.

Speaker 11 (36:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
What did half Big do it at a television station?
He was an intern, so like he changed tapes and stuff. Yeah,
but was he doing the news?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, he was behind the desk.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I mean, I I love my friends groups because I know,
like guys are like, you know, crazy genius tech billionaire
dudes and all the way down to you know, yeah,
respect his his his group varies.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, And I forgot you half Baked as a kid.
I can't remember half Baked was. So he did go
to my high school, but I didn't know him in
high school. He was at a school that he had
a little incident where.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
He rode the short bush to get.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well, like somebody made fun of him, and he rocked
that dude yourself. He rocked him so hard that guy
couldn't go on a senior trip. And half Baked was
a junior and so he got kicked out school. He
got transferred to the high school that I went to.
You know, everything you tell me about half back makes

(38:05):
me like him more.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, he's a very likable guy. He is he is,
especially in person, and the most random things that come
out of his mouth.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, I would. The only thing that I would say
about half big that he goes through cycles where he
gets stuck on a topic for a good five years.
Oh yeah, so he'll be like beans me, He'll he'll
mention Vince McMahon for five years straight and then he's

(38:34):
onto because before that it was Michael Jackson. Oh so
he'll mention Michael Jackson. I'll bring do you think Michael
Jackson did it? And that'd be every day for five
like WEDG did any conversation?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, eighty four. Who's the most interesting person
in your life? Like a character? I would say for me,
it's my aunt Chrissy for sure. For sure, she's nuts,
she's she's a wild lover. I mean she's nuts and
she's consistent. Oh yeah, yeah, so she's never not a pride.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm putting on an appab pride of Dormont, Pennsylvania, she's
never has one of those days where it's just.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
That kind of mellow Hey baby, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
House.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Let's check in and see what's happening on this Wednesday
morning trending news headlines Gina Grad Yes.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
Well, Diddy is facing serious allegations in his federal sex
trafficking trial, and yesterday his ex girlfriend Cassie Ventura took
the stand with some intense testimony.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
She described nearly a decade.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Of abuse and said did he forced her into drug
fueled sex parties those of course we've all heard about,
called freakofs and controlled nearly every part of her life,
from her career, to her personal relationships with other people
to where she could go. Cassie also talked about a
bunch of physical abuse, including a twenty sixteen assault in
the hotel hallway that security footage of which was they

(40:00):
showed that in court, and a lot of us have
already seen that online.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
They just showed it on the news. Yeah, it's brutal
minutes ago.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
She said the experience left her emotionally and physically broken.
Now Diddy has pleaded not guilty to all charges, including
racketeering and sex trafficking. His legal team claims everything was
consensual and just part of his quote celebrity lifestyle. The
trial is still unfolding, more witnesses expected in the next
few days. A judge has changed the sentence of Eric

(40:28):
and Lyle Menendez, who were convicted of killing their.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Parents in.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
This story is lasted. I find this story troubling. Yeah, right,
It's like, what are we doing. We had a trial,
it was decided, they had a jury of their peers, right,
they were convicted. They were sentenced to life in prison
with no parole.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
They did it. They did the crime. There's no question
denying they did it. Okay, And you want to argue
abuse and things like that, fine, But just because there's
plenty people who are abused and it doesn't give them
legal justification for murder, right yea, oh yeah, okay. Actually,

(41:10):
just because Eric or Lyle whichever one built a garden
in the prison, right, what does that matter now that
they're newly popular again? Yeah, Well, I saw the judge.
He had made some comment. Do you have the quote
in there about what the judge said?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I don't have the quote from the Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Find it because I'm like, okay, why let me let
me find Yeah, you look for that.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
So, yeah, they're eligible for parole now. So they served
over thirty years in prison with no chance of release,
and now the resentencing, like what he said, fifty years
to life, which means they can now request parole since
the judge thinks they're no longer a.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Major threat to society.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
And I mean, I don't know that they're going to
kill anyone else's parents, but yeah, they seem to have
done the crime. So during the court hearing they have
it's a lot of emotional testimony from family members.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Others described how the brothers have.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Changed for the better, and both admitted guilt and expressed remorse.
He the arc oh yeah, okay, and the final decision
on whether they get released will be made by the
state Parole Board and reviewed by Governor Gavin Newsom. Now
a clemency decision is expected in mid June, So that would.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Be like, okay, bye, thank you for your service. You
got that quote.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Yeah, After resentencing the brothers, the judge said he had
given the matter quote long thought, acknowledging they committed an
absolutely horrific crime and there's no way around it. But
but he said he was moved by the brother's behavior
behind bars, moved life without parole gives an inmate no hope,
no reason to do anything good. And I give him
a lot of credit. It's remarkable what they did when

(42:43):
they had no hope of getting out. Oh it's like
they're saying, you built a garden and your fundraised for
some other thing to do in prison. Like, who gives
an effen?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I was moved by these murderers, Like that's that's the opposite.
It's like, if you have nothing else.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
To do when a dude their parents raped them, and
their family knew and did nothing cool, then bring the
family up on charges for not, you know whatever, being complicit. Again,
I'm sorry whatever happened to you. And plenty of people
are abused and whatever. But again, the law is the law. Look,
I am a vigilanti justice kind of guy, but I
also understand what reality is. The reality is is just

(43:21):
because I've been wronged or abused but whatever by somebody,
I can't just go and brutally murder them, as much
as I might have fantasized about it.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I again, you can't really do that. I just want
to say one thing, I don't care that they murdered
their dad. If that actually happened. They still murdered their mom. Guys.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Yeah, yeah, well because she just sat but she didn't
do it. And it also opens the door to people
just saying stuff happened to them and that justifies their murder.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting to see how it plays out.
I was reading a lot of stuff yesterday that seems
to suggest that they're never really getting out, like this happened,
but they're never gonna It's like, was it Charles Manson
who go before the parole board? Who is the other
person that it's kind of it's just now a thing
where it's like they go before the parole board and
they always get shot down. Oh they check that Mercellina

(44:16):
now Manson Jason, Yeah, yeah, one of them die.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Right, This might be this might be a mood just
to get people to shut up about already.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I hope it is. It would be nice and they
can just kick the can down the road.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Right to the next guy.

Speaker 12 (44:30):
Well.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Back in twenty fourteen, Malaysia Airlines Flight m AH seventeen
disappeared over eastern Ukraine.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Remember this was a big story.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
It was gone, disappeared.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
All two hundred and ninety eight people on board were
gone without a trace. It's been a mystery ever since.
But now the United Nations International Civil Aviation Organization has
officially determined that Russia shot it down with a missile.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
The decision came makes sense. Playing like that with all
those people just doesn't disappear. Yeah, you want to read
some good conspiracy theorists read up on that. Oh yeah,
I was abducted by aliens.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Well, the decision came after the Netherlands in Australia, Yeah,
took the case to court since most of the victims
were their citizens. The agency concluded that Russia violated the
Chicago Convention, which prohibits the use of weapons against civilian airplanes,
and the Netherlands in Australia are now asking Russia to
pay damages and talks are happening with the United Nations
to figure this out.

Speaker 11 (45:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
But even if you shot a plane down, wouldn't they
have found records?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Some guy recently who's claimed to found the coordinates of
where it landed or where the pieces ended up.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, but did not find any.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Well, if they're fair, they haven't searched yet. Yeah, they
have to go looking for it. I would say they
were looking for it right after it happened. You would
think that, yeah, but the exact place where it happened,
this guy said that he's actually found it. So is
a big place. Yeah, they have to go diamond and stuff.
You got to get boats. Well, MLB just made a
big move. He Rose no longer banned from baseball. Neither

(46:02):
is Shoeless Joe Jackson. Ah, Shoeless Joe. He was banned.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, one of the whole black socks
scandal exactly.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred reinstated them yesterday, finally
making them eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
In fact, Manfred.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Unbanned everybody who's dead, saying, quote, obviously, a person no
longer with us cannot represent a threat to the integrity
of the game. So Pete Rose was banned in nineteen
eighty nine for betting on games will he was managing
the Cincinnati Reds. Shoeless Joe and seven other members of
the nineteen to nineteen White Sox team were banned for
fixing the World Series. Pete and Joe can't get into

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the Hall of Fame until twenty twenty eight, though at
the earliest that's because their greatest contributions to baseball came
before nineteen eighty, which means they'd have to be considered by.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
This twelve person Classic Baseball Committee, and that's not until
twenty twenty seven. But I never understood the Pete Rose
thing because he wasn't betting against his He you know,
you bet for your team. You want to win anyone
in your sport at all, Right, But I'm saying it's
like he didn't fix the game either way. He said,
I'm so confident in my team, I'm putting money on it.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I mean, I understood them making a point, but I
mean he's the all time hits leader, right and had
nothing to do with any of that, right. You know,
I think Barry Bond should be in the Hall of Fame. Yeah,
well now there's a chance for very Bond.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Although Pete Rose, this is an interview that he did
pretty soon before he died, and he was saying, like, well,
if it happens after I'm dead, you didn't see hi
all that pumped about that idea.

Speaker 15 (47:33):
I don't see much sense and putting me on the
ballot after I die. Most of the people who root
it for me, My whole career. Would love to see
me in the Hall of Fame as a living player,
not as someone is ten feet under. What good would
it do in my family if they put me in
the Hall of Fame after I die, Because I'm the
one who did the work. I'm the one that put
the time in. I'm the one who was dedicated to

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the game of baseball. I was the one dedicated to
my teammates and for the game of baseball in general.
I tried to sell the game for my twenty four
years as a major League baseball player by going after
every day and busting my ass and trying and entertain
the people.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
He was a character for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
It's like, yeah, my family, they didn't do nothing. I
think this is more about I want to see And
you don't want to say that.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Yeah, if you're jonesing to gamble that hard, can't you
just get a proxy Just be like, hey, Wodi, Yeah
I got this game tonight.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I want you to bet on.

Speaker 11 (48:26):
It for me.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, are gambling? Like, yeah, I guess somebody just recently
did that. Yeah, well yeah I'm telling Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Saying knowingly not you know, taking somebody's identities, taking their.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Money, and doing it well, never mind, Oh, you're going
down a rabbit hole. Hyah, conspiracy theory.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Okay, Sammy was getting uh text coming over three and four.
We're confusing MH seventeen, the Malaysian Airlines Image seventeen with
another Malaysian Airlines flight. What's up with Malaysian Airlines which
disappeared over the Java Sea? Oh that that was an
I know that MH seventeen was shot down, but had
to determine where the missile came from us.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
This is not Oh, I thought this was the missing one.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I only knew about one Malaysian Airlines flight, I mean
from the top of mind.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, same, Wow, Okay. How many flights in Malaysia go missing?
Too many lights?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Too many for Mars. I know where I'm not going exactly.
How you're not flying well. ESPN will launch a new streaming.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Service this fall which will let people watch lots of
sports without needing cable or satellite.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
The service will be.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Offered as a standalone option and as part of a
bundle with other Disney owned services like Hulu Disney Plus.
Two pricing options will be available. One is an unlimited
plan with all ESPN networks and ABC broadcasts. That's going
to be twenty nine to ninety nine a month. And
another is the Select plan with the current ESPN Plus service,
the full bundle of streaming services including ESPN and Hulu,

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Disney Plus everything that'll be available for thirty five ninety
nine a month.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Okay, So the good one.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I think what I need to do. I think you
just need to cancel everything. I'm gonna cancel all of
the streaming start over, and I'm gonna start fresh. Yes,
because as Hulu announced Hulu without ads, I signed up
for that. I have ESPN Plus because hockey there was
gonna be certain games that I wanted to watch. I
want to watch Penguin games that were only gonna be

(50:24):
on ESPN Plus, so I signed up for that. I
have Disney Plus, which I signed up for individually when
they first launched that. So these are all bundled together,
one right together, and there's other ones, uh, Discovery with
Max with Max. So I think what I need to
do is just cancel everything and then start from the
beginning and then just go all right. When I go

(50:47):
to that and go, oh, would you like to bundle
with what? Yes, because I guarantee they're not telling you that, uh,
you know, I'm paying for the Hulu, the Disney and
the other one. They're not saying, hey, by the way,
you know, you can use together and you can spend
less and get the same thing. They're not telling you that.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
I think mine automatically bundled my Hulu and Disney plus.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Well, no, I think that it's happening.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It might have happened for me too, but I'm not sure.
And then I remember, like, because oh, through your cell
phone provider, you get the streaming service for free. I
think I'm really missing out on Yeah, And I think
a lot of people they just you know, go okay, cool,
we'll just keep adding adding yeah, And I'm with you.
Like I just opened up HBO Max, and I think
it was like the first time in maybe eight months.

(51:28):
I did that because I had to watch Practical Magic
talk about what this movie is about and it's major,
major sus.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
In the plot line. But yeah, but I was like, yeah,
I've been paying for the past eight months and haven't
even like opened this app at all.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Right, yeah, same, same. It's a paramount, I think, and
you can always sign back up like once the next
season of like Tulsa King.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Or something.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I had it for Fraser and Tulsa King. That's it,
hey monthly for two shows.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Yeah, and real quick with the Malaysia Airlines. Those two accidents,
the MH three seventy and the MH seventeen, happened within
four months.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Of each other. Maybe that's why. Well, that's what's going on, Woodie.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Thank you very much, Gina Grads the Woody Show. Something
super strange is happening. This is, uh, just outside of
San Francisco, Northern California. Something strange in San Franciscay, it's

(52:33):
not San Francisco. It's outside at San Francisco where the
normal people live. Okay, not the nut jobs in the
actual city of San Francisco who ruined the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
So true.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Uh, they're having an issue with exploding birds dropping dead
in this neighborhood and so far they've counted thirteen thirteen
these birds just found dead. One guy caught it on
his security cam. You see it. The bird lands on
the power line and there's a loud pop and it
drops like a rock. So I'm just thinking it's getting
zapped on the parer line, right, Yeah, which is what

(53:05):
everybody thought.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Makes sense.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Birds electricity, you know.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Gone.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
So what is it called a neckropsy or whatever? The
animal autopsy it showed trauma that looks more like they
were shot by a babie gun like a pellet gun
or a slingshot, not zapped and you got people And
I'm not sure. I mean, I'm gone with the people

(53:32):
that are on the news here listen with their saying,
sound like a firecracker and a black I think it
was a starlingk just plummeted to the ground.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Super traumatic to see this. I feel like a baby
gun doesn't make firecracker noise. I can't fail them. Somebody
could be that accurate all the time. I know where
the sound is coming from.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
It's coming from up.

Speaker 11 (53:49):
On the pole.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
We just want it solved, like at the end of
the day.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Okay, that's gotta be an air soft rifle. Yeah, they're
very accurate.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
You can have a.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Crazy powerful you could absolutely take down a bird.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Or are you feeding the birds firecraft?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
That's what I was thinking, something that they're eating. Is
it in the same spot or are they all over town?
Because if it's a person with an airstop gun, like,
are they just traveling all over town looking for random birds?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Are they Yeah, they're trying to be like a sharp shooter.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Right, but that's a gateway to a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Oh for sure they're going to start doing on people.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
But do you know what I started thinking, I guess
such an overblowing generalizations.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
People people hunt all the time. For sure.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
I'm having like a it's an honest question. I'm not
trying to be I'm not trying to be a dick.
What's the difference? I think if you're torturing an animal,
that's different. If you're talking about like dogs and cats,
and I know the big time animal people, they won't
even differentiate between that saying all that. But you know, humans,
obviously we have a different feeling toward cats, dogs, horses,

(55:00):
there are certain animals that we feel this way about.
But dudes on the weekend, they go out, they go
duck hunting, they go beer hunting.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
They go with the purpose.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
They say that, but sometimes it's just because they like
going out. But they like going hunting. It's it's the
it's the it's the chase, it's the different things. I'm
not a hunter. I don't have a problem with it.
I know people, different people do it for different things.
They will, Yes, some people really do care about Oh
my god, how many people do you know that have
offered you Venicon? They maybe they're jerky and stuff, right,

(55:31):
But I think the different what's the difference the difference?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
To me?

Speaker 8 (55:34):
This is just my opinion. These hunters that you speak of,
they're not hiding it. This is some creepy weirdo well skills,
hiding out and sees a bird and just wants to
kill an innocent bird food. They're not doing it, No,
I think because you're not You're not supposed to know.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Even if you're a hunter, you're not supposed to hunt
at the local city park, right, even if there are
a deer there, you're not supposed to do that. So
of course they're not coming out and saying that they're
doing it because they're not supposed to be doing it. Sure,
but I think it could be the same. In other words,
I don't think it's automatic. You know, people are next.
I think it's just I'm not saying it's automate, but it.

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Is signs of a killer essentially, or of a psychopath,
and I would consider an animal CRS.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
I think this is more about just just thinning the herd.
Apparently this is all happening on the same stretch of
power lines. So it's not like someone's going around the city.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Somebody nearby that has a pellet gun or something.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
It's like I can kill a spider with my shoe,
but I couldn't sit there and pull each leg off
and torture it. Exactly. That's different. Like that's it like
when you're sitting there, you know, torturing something.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
And if a bird is just out being a bird,
deer being a deer, I know, but these people don't
just shoot the deer and walk away and hide. They
were collecting the animal. They're collecting the kill because they
have the duck.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
In that case, they have a they have a hunting
license and permanent.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Exactly, this is doing it.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Okay, fine, for the sake of argument. I wonder if
let's just say, for the sake of argument, you could
go out.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
You can get a.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Random bird license. And so that means like if you
saw a bird sitting on something, like birds kept crapping
on your car, and they're sitting up there in the tree,
and you didn't want that anymore, so you start picking
them off from the tree. Honestly, yes, that would be
slightly less insane. Yeah, because you want to go get
the license right, people know what you're.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Doing and you're not just creeping behind it. But it's
not a shoot.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
It's not legal to do that, which is what makes
it the problem. But again, I'm thinking more about the
the the psychotic element of people killing your hunt.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
A guaranteeing this person is going to be a serial killer. No, no,
I'll guarantee you as a teenager with the pelagun right,
it was a pretty accurate shooter. It's not that hard
power line.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
You know, I've not heard about the Cereal cat killer
in Santa Ana. Somebody's texting over, I've freak out. I've
not heard anything about that. But see, that's what I'm saying.
That's different because society, at least here our society here,
we have a very pats right, we have a we
just have a different opinion when it comes to yeah,
we we hold certain certain animals in higher regard.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Now, I was gonna go way less dark on this
and ask if there was any solar panels nearby, because
you know, there's that solar farm between California and Nevada
and birds fly over that all the time, and they
call them streamers because the second they fly over it,
they gets so hot they catch fire.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Yeah, it looks like somebody shot a plane.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
A Yeah, I didn't know that happened. Yeah, if you're
driving between California and Nevada or flying over you'll see that.
You'll see it huge solar farm. If the birds, if
the birds get near of that, they call them streamers
because they catch fire.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Somebody said, I'm listening about the birds situation, wondering if
all the birds that are dying are these starlings, because
starlings are invasive. Maybe it's not a psycho and someone
just trying to thin an invasive speed. Yeah, I think
about starling because I'm not a dork, you know, watching nerd.
Not to judge other people's hobbies. Bird watching is weird, right,

(59:09):
It's for old people, it's for retirees.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
What else are they?

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Can?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
I enjoy it? You don't like seeing a cool bird,
especially when I.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Track?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yes, I like seeing it, but I'm not going out
and that's my main activity with my book. You know,
if you're just going onto a restaurant and you see
a bird, great, But if you're going out just to
see a bird. Yeah, text us over to two to
nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 12 (59:37):
Are you all in the woody shoe?

Speaker 11 (59:43):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
It is a Wednesday morning.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
By the way, we're not trying to keep it like
some kind of big secret. People like I understand why
you guys are being so secretive about when the Disney
cruise is happening. Have you seen some of those texts?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, there's no secret, dog, not suspicious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
In fact, we're gonna be giving away. It's not tickets
on the cruise that we're on like that particular sailing.
It's for a future Disney Alaska cruise. So what we're
doing is kind of like a what we show Taste Drive.
We're going to go do the adventure. We're gonna do
a whole week's worth of shows that whole week after
Labor Day. In fact, we get on the boat on

(01:00:28):
I'm sorry, Memorial Day. We're getting on the boat on
Memorial Day. So you're trying to throw a softwood. Yeah,
you're lying. It's always a conspiracy. We're getting on the ship,
can't call it the boat. We're getting on the ship
on Monday, Memorial Day and then that entire week, we're
going to be on the Alaska Cruise, the Disney Alaska Cruise,
on the Disney Wonder. We're going on that ship, which

(01:00:49):
I've been on that ship before. It's cool. I mean
they're all nice ships. But I had a good time
on the Wonder. And then we'll be doing our show
from the ship that entire week, except for Monday. Monday's
number one, we're getting on the boat that day. And
then number two, it's a holiday, so it's a Memorial Day.
Nobody's working out day. But like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
will be from the ship. We'll tell you all the

(01:01:10):
different things that we're doing. We're getting all these excursions
and stuff set up, dinners and stuff set up.

Speaker 12 (01:01:15):
So far.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Yeah, did I I've told you I've become a cruise guy.
I'm just I love it. And the entire week that
we're gone, we're gonna be giving you a chance to
win some Disney gift cards and get qualified to win
your very own Disney Alaska Cruise. Yeah, and we're doing
and we're doing two weeks, even the week that we
get back, you know, after the cruise is done. You know, well,

(01:01:40):
I think there's another whole week of giving away the
Disney cruise to Alaska so that you can go and
you can check it out and we'll be we'll be
experts at that point. I did book an excursion where
I get to go on a seaplane, which is kind
of cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Perfect. Yeah, perfect, I'll wave to you from the ship. No,
you're doing stuff. Yeah, I'm definitely doing excurgive. We're have fun.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
It's not a big secret. We've just had so much
going on between you know people. Oh, they just don't
want us to go. No, it's not that we don't
want you to go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I would love for you to go.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
We're still getting a bunch of these details and stuff
nailed nailed down, and you guys just need to relax sometimes.
It's it's it's all good. It's not that serious. It's
just a fun radio show and we're doing something cool
and then we're giving you a chance to do the
same cool thing. Very so keep listening, because that Disney
cruise to Alaska can be yours from the Woody Show

(01:02:31):
is great.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
H o abel.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
It's the Woody Show Man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Kind of get like a hayo and
a hao, y'all, I'm onding that's great gory. Hey, there's
a there's menace. Good morning menus, Good morning Woody Finals.
Follow us on social media at the Woody Show. You

(01:03:11):
got Jinni grand Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy
Morgan is taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
We're gonna play around the fat chick skinny chick this hour. Now,
can I get a halo?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Yeah, so fat chick skinny chick. Which if you want
to be a future contest and not, it's not even
a it's not even a contest for you. If you
want to be a volunteer, you want to be one
of the people answering the questions that we have trying
to figure out fat or skinny, just send us an
email email at the Woodieshow dot com. It's email at
the Woodieshow dot com. You can also text over. Morgan's

(01:03:48):
keeping an eye on us, so she's the one that
coordinates and it can't be on figuous.

Speaker 16 (01:03:51):
It has to be you know, you're clearly yeah one
one of the mid Yeah no, no, in between these
you know, I know, yeah, no, it's between.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
These opened the paper.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
And go oh fat yeah show you know, uh so yeah,
fat chick, skinny chick is killing up here in this hour.
How about this story two landlords in Brooklyn, this got
told by a judge that they're gonna have to pay
one hundred and sixty thousand dollars to relocate these losers

(01:04:23):
who have been squatting on their property.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
This pisses me off.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I hate these stories. But it's didn't We have a
guy on the air, Yeah, the guy that that doesn't
work for our show. Yeah, he couldn't get he's a
friend of ours. He's like, he's not in the building
here with us. He's kind of like a like a
freelance guy.

Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
There.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
There's a couple of people who I employ on the
side directly who do some like you know, research and
some writing and some stuff for us. And this is
one of that was one of the guy. I remember
we talked to him on the air and his father
died and uh and they had this situation where this
woman who had been like renting part I think is

(01:05:02):
the basement, Yeah, that sounds the duplex. Yeah, the one
time they were living in one of the unit and
she's refusing to get so they can't do anything with
the dad's profit. The dad's been gone for a couple
of years. She won't leave, and now they have I forget,
I forget what the program. There's a program set up
for these situations where you're the owner of the house,

(01:05:22):
someone squatting in your house. Oh, cash for keys, that's
what it's called. That's cash for keys for kids.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
So basically you work with these people and what they
do is they negotiate. So you give them five thousand dollars, they'll.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Agree to leave your property. I mean, wow, Why.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Why you can't just go in, grab them by the
ear and drag them out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I have no idea. Yeah, because people don't think like, well,
just because the owner passed away, they can't just like
kick them out of the house. No, the tenants stopped
paying after the owner passed away. That was the issue.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
So in this particular case, the owners they bought this
in twenty nineteen, COVID Hit Renovations got delayed, and by
the time they got back on track, these squatters had
moved in a convicted sex offender. Oh and we're apparently
subletting the house like it was their own Airbnb side hustle.
What Even though the squatters weren't evicted until late twenty

(01:06:22):
twenty two, the city still hit the landlords with over
four hundred thousand dollars in leans for relocation fees, emergency repairs,
back taxes, despite the owners having zero control of the
place of the time, and the landlords they're not just
taking it up to shoot like a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
End up doing good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
They are suing good, but imagine getting stuck like paying
to rehouse the people who illegally took over your property.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It's a win win for the squatters.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
And I understand there are situations where someone did have
a legitimate lease and the landlords being a dick and whatever. Fine,
you know what, that's separate lived other day, right, and
so you can then go fight that legally. But that's
keeping the cops because if somebody's trespassing on property, they
will go and they will handcuff you and they'll rip
you out of there. It will be a store or

(01:07:12):
you know wherever it is for some reason, why why
we don't do it and why we negotiate with these
people on how much we're going to give you to
give me my property back.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
Crazy, But don't they show the cops like basically a
fake lease and go, no way have a lease. And
then the owners are going, no, they don't, And the
cops are like, well, we can't determine that. That's not
our jurisdiction. They'll have to cry.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
But in the meantime, who owns the house? This is
this is how the law who owns the house? Are
you saying they're not supposed to be here despite this
least fine, if that's the case, it's still their property.
You're going to have to leave because it's not your property.
Even if this is a legitimate lease. Take them the
court exactly, go fight them and then you'll win. If
you're right and this is legit, you'll win. There are

(01:07:55):
stupid loopholes lease or not. If you've received mail there
you're considering a tenant. Yeah, it's crazy, it's dumb, and
we shouldn't even have the term squatters' rights. That doesn't
even make that makes sense. Yeah, they have a company
that can be hired to move into a house where
squatters won't leave and make their lives miserable until they leave.
That is in certain places, and that is the way

(01:08:16):
it is in certain places. But I think one guy
is called the squatter hunter, oh wow, and you can
see him on YouTube. There's a bunch of those guys.
Now though, Now, our friend, the guy who does the
work for the show, he was telling me that there
are a bunch of things that you can't legally do
because then what happens is that the squatters can turn
around and then you're the one who's in trouble. You

(01:08:37):
get arrested for harassment, You get arrested or fined. So correct,
it's illegal. Even though these are utilities that are in your.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Name, it's your house.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
You are forced to keep it up and running, and
who knows how much they're using awful you know, probably
just wasting electricity and just letting the water run all day, Greg,
But you're on the hook to pay it because if
you don't pay it, because you're trying to trap them,
you are now the person who's in trouble. Why they're
consequences for you and not consequences for these people. Like

(01:09:07):
when somebody hurts themselves breaking into your house and they.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a fence on the flip side with
the crappy owners of these properties. Now, my friend is
not a crappy owner, but they are stuck in a
situation where they their family owns a house on a
very famous street, Lombard Street in San Francisco. It's a
big windy street. Yeah, in the city of San Francisco
or probably yeah, seen it forever. They've had a tenant

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in there since the mid eighties and it's under rent control.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
So the like please die.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Yeah, they're not going anywhere, they can do anything.

Speaker 11 (01:09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Oh, here's an interesting uh TEXTA just came through. Seven
oh seven, my wife and I had the bank offer
us cash to keys. We were what we thought were renting.
Apparently this lady that we were renting from swapped the
locks on a foreclosed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
House and we were living in there.

Speaker 11 (01:10:01):
Did it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yeah, we were living in there for about a year. Banksaid,
just move out in thirty days, we'll give you five grand.
Really sucked, but we were unknowingly squatting and paying this
random lady for rent for a house that she has
swapped the locks on on a foreclosed house. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
That's pretty interesting. Kind of good for her, that's pretty good.
Not good for her.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
No, but like I know it's overused, but like diabolical,
it's I can just go around swapping keys and be like, hello,
I'm the landlady.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
You guys want to play fat Chick Skinny Chick. Yes,
of course, we have a contestant. I am told they
are lined up and ready to go. Morgan does a
great job organizing these people and getting schedules to a ligne.
And so we're gonna take a guest and see if
we can together determine Fat Chick Skinny Chicken. The Woody Show,

(01:10:54):
Welcome back, everybody? Yeah, alright is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 13 (01:11:00):
I U.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Everybody lined up? I'm assuming we have our I would
say it's a contestant, but it's not a contestant. It's
a volunteer. Right, nobody is forced at gunpoint, Greg Gory,
Isn't that right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
One person?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
I mean it's a choice. Everybody who works on the
show can tell you that's true.

Speaker 12 (01:11:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
They reached out to us, Sammy, So, I mean, like
we at for volunteers. We have so many volunteers, but
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We're gonna play Fat
Chick Skinny Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
It's uh, it's sometimes it's it's difficult you learn in radio.
I was a as a young radio disc jockey. You know,
people would call in or whatever and they go, oh man,
she sounds cuter, he sounds hot, and then usually not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Disappointment.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
And then the ones who kind of call in, they
sound like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Like dimes, right, your favorite voice, Yeah right, Hey, what's
going on?

Speaker 13 (01:11:56):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Yeah, I just got back from the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I'm Stephanie.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah, I'm twenty two, I'm real hot.

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Yeah, So Fat Chick Skinny Chick. We got a contest it.
We have a volunteer. Let's say hello to this morning's volunteer. Uh, Laura, Hey,
good morning, Laura.

Speaker 11 (01:12:12):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Are we're doing Laura? All right? So, uh, Laura, we're
gonna ask you some questions. Just please fight your natural
tendency to lie and deceive and just give some real
answers and for me answers a great sport for volunteering.
For this round of Fat Chick, Skinny Chick, we are
gonna get you set up with a prize. So there's
something in for you regardless. You don't have to even
try to fullest. There's no uh, there's no win in that.

(01:12:34):
We're just trying to figure out based on your answers,
if we're gonna be able to figure out is it
a fat chick or a skinny chick? And all right,
so who is going to start with the questions? Who
wants to go first?

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I'll say, what's your or who is your current celebrity crush?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
Who is your current celebrity crush, hottest person that everyone
would know that you think is attractive?

Speaker 11 (01:13:00):
My favorite? My favorite is Aaron Gordon. He's a basketball
player for the Denver Nuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
But do you guys know who that is?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Aaron Gordon is looks like a lady, but.

Speaker 16 (01:13:10):
It is not.

Speaker 11 (01:13:12):
On hare go Adam Levine. We'll go Adam Vine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Okay, all right? Are you are you currently single? Yes?
All right? What is your ideal vacation?

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
Yeah, there's there's two. I'm either at the beach. We
go to Hawaii every year, Mexico every year at the beach,
cocktail in hand, nice, laying around doing nothing, okay. Or
I like to travel the world and when I'm in
a new country. Then there's a lot of adventuring. It's go,
go go. You're participating in activities and it is active.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Oh can I have a follow up question? Real quick?
You said cocktail? What type of cocktail?

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Great question?

Speaker 11 (01:13:48):
Menace. Yeah, when I'm on the beach, it's their boat drinks,
it's it's tiny colados, it's marks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
But like in your day to day life, if you're
meeting somebody out or a drink after work, Like, what's
your go to?

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Yeah, I'm either if it's if it's a wine bar,
it's definitely wine. But cocktail, I'm leaning tequila or bourbon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
Okay, do you have a problem physically wearing high like
calf hi boots?

Speaker 12 (01:14:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Wh when you get on the scale, does the needle
run out of number?

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
All right? What do you do for a living?

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
I'm a talent agent, a talent agent, Like what kind
of talent?

Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
Yeah, I work in alternative televisions. I have producers and
on camera talent and game shows.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
The TV when that was around that sort of thing.

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
Anything on Discovery History, think of game show that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah, do you believe do you believe in any of
that stuff?

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Ghosts and aliens and stuff bigfoot.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
I think probably spirits and ghosts, but none of the
other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I haven't had any encounters myself, so no cryptos.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Okay. Did you play an instrument in high school? I?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 11 (01:15:18):
I played piano until about high school.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
And do you work out?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
I do when you go to the gym or what
do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
I go to the gym.

Speaker 11 (01:15:30):
That's probably primarily cardio stuff. I like to run, it'll swimming,
and I'll throw in some weights there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Do you have any pets? No pets? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
What is your favorite season? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:15:44):
Probably that's a great question. Probably the fall. I like
when the heat kind of starts to die down and
you start getting excited about you knowing.

Speaker 9 (01:15:56):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Back to the drinks real quick. Are you a regular
soda or a diet soda person.

Speaker 11 (01:16:04):
I'm not a huge fan of soda, but when I
drink it, it's it's regular doctor pepper got And.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
What's your favorite I don't drink it up. What's your
favorite snack?

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
Favorite snack? That's a good question, probably probably pretzels.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Do you have any tattoos? I do ten?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Yeah, you have ten tattoos? Okay, yeah, So Where are
your tattoos?

Speaker 11 (01:16:36):
Yeah, they're they're sporadic, kind of a little they're all
over top of foot, inside, ankle, wrist, inner, sigh, A
couple O ribcage, ribcage.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Okay, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Back to high school? Did you play a sport?

Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
I did?

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
What did you play?

Speaker 11 (01:16:57):
I was a runner and a swimmer?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay? So loss country or track? Both?

Speaker 11 (01:17:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Boy? Both? Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I was right. Okay, that's.

Speaker 15 (01:17:07):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Not shot put though, that's Can you name a food
that is a zero point food?

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
And weight watchers?

Speaker 11 (01:17:18):
I cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
You cannot guess, But I don't know. Is your hair
a color that would you find in the rainbow?

Speaker 12 (01:17:26):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
How long is your hair? Do you have piercings?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Multiple?

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
How many earrings do you have in one ear? I
have seven, four and one and three in the all
I've been locked? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Have have you ever been the mistress? Have you ever
been the other woman?

Speaker 14 (01:17:48):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
Hasn't helped me? If my family's listening, but yes, you
have nice tell us about it. But I didn't know
until after the fact.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
And where did you where'd you meet this person?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Actually?

Speaker 11 (01:18:02):
Finally at a gym?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
At a gym?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
All right? I'm locked in, super nuclear locked.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
You're locked in.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
What's what's the best thing you can make at home?
Like if you're making a dish, what's the best what's
your signature one.

Speaker 11 (01:18:19):
A dessert or like a meal?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Whatever you think like anything? You think that I'm good
at this.

Speaker 11 (01:18:25):
I like I liked bag.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I make God damn it.

Speaker 16 (01:18:29):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Okay, this is a little little bit, but that's about
a little girls like that, Rocky, I'm throwing off a
little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
What do you call those dresses you know that are
like flowy and floury, a sun dress or a prairie sundress?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Do you have a sun dress?

Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:18:46):
I do you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Okay? I think he's thinking of like a calf tan
or you know, like something of little house on the prairie. Okay.
How do you feel about anal nice?

Speaker 11 (01:19:01):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Pass? All right? Pass because you don't like it? Or
because yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:19:07):
Or what I do not like it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Because I'm just not interesting?

Speaker 11 (01:19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
And then and then for your for your grooming, is
that something that you do yourself or do you go
get like wax or something somewhere or is it just
full bush?

Speaker 11 (01:19:20):
Oh no, I do it myself.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Do yourself all right, kind of do you wear makeup daily? Yeah?
Is it BAC makeup or is it like clinique?

Speaker 11 (01:19:33):
H I used to wear back when I was younger,
do not anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Also, I also have a just a just a curiosity question.
You don't sound like the kind of girl who carries
a purse. Do you carry a purse?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yes, a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:19:48):
I have a lot of purses, and I have like
a day like I have a selection of day, big
ones for the day, and then you know, small ones.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
For the evening.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Kind of, honestly, I was kind of thinking like more
than she's gonna be like a wallet chain. Okay, what
is your finest purse?

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
So we asked the question that we're all thinking, how
many packs a day?

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
She don't smoke weed or anything? No, no weed, no nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Okay, okay, I'm back to locked in all r You're
back to locked in all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
So we have Laura here and who wants to go
through their thinking and make their guests here first?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I will do it. Okay, I'll go real quick. I've
only had one thing in the skinny category, and everything
else was fat so free category was energy level. When
she's speaking Margarita's and cocktails, alternative television, ten tattoos, and
seven piercings, plus she wore mac makeup, all in the

(01:20:47):
fat category. The only skinny thing I have down though,
is the location of her tattoos is cage, where where
a skinny person would have tatto, well unless you got
it and then then got big. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
So see that's the factor that I did bring in.
So that's a factor I'm still gonna go fat, all right.
See here's the thing I'm the opposite. I have a
lot in the skinny column too. I had the fact
that she prefers wine and also tequila, because tequila it
will be something like somebody who's looking out for, not
me personally, even though I love tequila, but I find

(01:21:23):
that people who are watching their you know, intake on
her food tequila, they'll go with tequila piano I put
in the skinny column. As far as the instrument she played.
Also the fact they're running in the swimming How many
fat runners and swimmers have you ever met? Zero No soda,
but if she does drink it, it's regular soda. That's
always a give for me. So you couldn't name a

(01:21:44):
zero point food for weight watchers, not anal shaves herself.
The only think the fat column name. For whatever reason, you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Can hung up on the names, though we all have voices.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Names when we have little clues. Gina, the fact that
she's a basketball fan. I put in the fat column,
single fat column now until she got to like the
ribcage tattoo I had, like inside of the ankle or
on top of the foot, like those are fat girl tattoos.
She's been the other woman typically.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Because you know those are lower self esteem, right.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
And then and then the baking. The fact that she bakes.
If you cook, that's more of a skinny thing that
I think. But then the baking because you're eating a
lot of what you bake. So I'm locked in on
skinny on this one. One last question, How tall are
you by si okay average? Yeah, I'm with you, Woodie.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
I started out fat, but then I'm hardcore skinny on her.
And remember she she's been active her whole life. She's
super active now. And she met the dude at the gym,
So I don't think he's going to pick up, you know,
someone who's just trying to, you know, get things, get
things going.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
I think it's such an active woman with a hard body.

Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
All right, Oh, Gina is on Skinny Greg, Yeah, I
had mostly skinny category.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
The tattoo.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Anything below the waist is a fat thing, but lots
of activities on vacation that is something that non lazy
people do. The talent agent kind of made me think
that she wants to be presentable, so that would be
a skinny thing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Workout cross country. I was a swimmer. I never met
a fat swimmer.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Skinny all right, gregs on Team Skinny Seabets.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Yeah, I think what Menace is keying in on with
the makeup and the bags and stuff like that. I'd
see what he's saying there. As far as those leading
of all fat, yeah, but I think they also lead poor.
And that's where I'm going with this one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
She's skinny but poor.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
She has a burbery bag, right, And the voice throws
you off immediately because that's like, dude, yeah, but that's
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
I think that could just be to testosterone from all
the working outs.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Oh maybe maybe, Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
I am with Menace with basically everything he said that
I'm going fat chicken. But one of the biggest things
for me was that she has a lot of purses
in love's purses. I think that's a fat chick thing
because that doesn't change with your size. So if you're
constantly having to it different clothes and things like that,
but your purses you can always use no matter what

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size you are.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Well, so when you just need one person, well.

Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
No, because that's the thing that you obsess over because
you can continuously use it and not go, oh, it
doesn't fit anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
And she's hitting on a bigger picture that fat chicks
do is they'll focus on their hair and their nails
and their accessories because that's easier to change than your body.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
And they're lazy there their core.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Well, people have been texting in, people have been texting
in their guesses on the text over to two to
ninety seven of fat and Skinny. Now is the moment
of truth. We're going to find out fat chick or
skinny chick. On the count of three. We have a
picture here that Morgan is printed out of Laura on

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the count of three, Fat chick, skinny chick? One two three?

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah, super cuty at that? Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Now is that there's one picture where you're with somebody?
Is that is that a Biber shirt they're wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
That's a twink?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Is that he is?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
That was my question? Is that ad that that was
a super hot mass presenting woman? Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
He's wearing a belly shirt right down the top. Some
martiniz he's just your friend.

Speaker 11 (01:25:42):
Yeah, just yes, he's not straight, he's a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Do you do triathlons? I see you here in like
a body suit with a cap of yellow.

Speaker 11 (01:25:52):
That's actually yeah, I'm a very.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Said about swimming.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
You can't be a fat swimmer?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Yeah, gate.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
And he throws you off right away, man the voice right, yeah,
you definitely sound like a fat chick every time.

Speaker 11 (01:26:09):
I know.

Speaker 12 (01:26:11):
I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Laura, thank you someone for being in such a great sport.
And we're gonna just set up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
With the provisor.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
There's Laura. Everybody, all right, thank you listening to the show.
How you to hang on one second, we'll get all
the information.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Was that one really split the realm? See?

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
That's the one I was talking about the very beginning
of the segment, like where like let's say she called
into the radio station. You're a young uh disc jockey
working at ten ten o'clock at night and somebody calls
in to make a request. That's Laura going, yeah, flashing pumpkins.
You're like, next call, right, But meanwhile she's she's really pretty, yeah,
really pretty. All right, We're going to take a quick break.

(01:26:47):
That's how you play Fat Chick Skinny Chick. If you'd
like to be a contestant like Laura or a person
answering the questions at a future out of Fat Chick
Skinny Chick. Morgan is the one who collects all of
the submissions for the requests to be a part of it,
So just hit her up. You can either text in
over to two two ninety seven or send us an
email email at the Woodieshow dot com and Morgan will
be in touch and get you set up for a

(01:27:08):
future round. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll got
some more Woodies Show next, hang on Sight show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, the Woodies Show.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
All right, some feedback from that last round of Fat
Chick Skinny Chicken again, if you want to be a
contestant a volunteer for a future a round. And we're
all getting a lot of those people. And when you
said if you have to ask, well, yeah exactly if
you have to ask, well, so what what means what
do you about fat?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
If you have to ask, it means you're probably in
between eight.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Yeah, yeah, you'll know even you don't know one way
or the other. It's either very obvious fat or very
obvious skinned. Is what we're looking for for the purpose
of this game. A lot of good feedback. Five will know,
saying that was easily the best round of fat Chick
Skinny Chick ever. Agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
A lot of people are thrown off.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
We have so many thinking fat one. Damn, Laura sounds hot.
Ask her if she's available. Good morning. Shout out to Morgan.
Nice pick on fat Chick skinny Chick. I thought it
was gonna be one hundred percent fat because the voice.
Oh and hi Sammy, good morning, my love. Oh uh,

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we're not doing bird watching too creepy, but I will
do wine, movie day, coffee tea, anything else that you
want to do. You missed one the shots. Yeah, you
never take eight says uh yeah, no. Fat person chooses
pretzels as their go to snack. That's a good point. True,

(01:28:41):
unless there are chocolate covered pretzels. Yeah, that's a good point.
Somebody this came in while we were talking to her.
Does her underwear have penis holes. Geez, you like the
d door for guys, get it because she sounds like
a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Please get it with the deep voice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Yeah, threw a lot of people off anyway again, If
you would like to volunteer ladies for our future round
of fat Chicks, gonna check Morgan is collecting those, send
us an email email at the Woodieshow dot com is
how you do that? Email at the woodieshow dot com?
People have lost their damn mind. Lowers the bar for everybody.
Wood Everything sucks all right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it

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is Wednesday, It's the Woodie Show. It's May fourteenth. Today
is International Chihuahua Appreciation Day. I've never appreciated chihuahuas, and
I don't think I ever will. I don't like them.
First of all, the little rat dogs, Yeah, I don't
hate them. But that's the only brooded dog that bit
me on the note, right, I was gonna say every
I don't think I've ever met a friendly chihuahua. They're

(01:29:51):
always and they're always shaking. They are.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
I did watch dog documentary and they have the crazy
best hearing out of all the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Because their ears are massive they're like four times beside
their body. We have that mutual friend who wants I
would like chihuahua's more if they didn't act like they
just got raped, which is pretty accurate. Yeah, I think
like the only I think, the only chiuaha I've ever
liked is the Taco bell one.

Speaker 12 (01:30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Atle Bit Today, Bond with your Dog Day. All right,
it's donate a day's wages to charity day, no thank
you Today, it's National Decency Day. It's online. I don't
like you to think I like, I would rather just
be able to give the something, you know, like my
kid's school does something, or there's something else that comes around.
I don't want, I don't need to be like the

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grocery store. But would you like to donate? You like
to round up for this or do that? Like I
don't want to be pressured in time. Yeah, and I
don't trust those at the grocery store. Also a lot
of people feel that way too. To day's let's see
online romance day. Guys, it's a receptionist day, root canal
Appreciation Day. Appreciate uh And today is a buttermilk biscuit day.

(01:31:10):
Oh yeah, something to get down with I've got some
birthdays and your porn a birthday coming up here in
just a second. First Menace has the update with what's
happening in entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Yeah, well the Indy five hundred is happening in a
few weeks, and keep an eye out for a few weeks.

Speaker 12 (01:31:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
The Creed car, the Creed crew, like the band is
going to have their own car that it looks pretty cool.
You can look it up online right now. And the
whole band is going to be there. And they said
they can't wait to cheer on the driver and the
entire team. So Creed their own cards.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
With luck to them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
All right, that's pretty sir, right, it looks cool.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I don't care. I don't care what anybody says.

Speaker 15 (01:31:55):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Creed had some good songs for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah, and they got a full are now all right,
we're good, So yeah, keep an eye out for that now.
The other day I was talking about Farah Abraham. Farah Abraham,
she is a team mom now. She said that she
was adding beef with other team moms. Janelle, Yes, and
she says, I didn't know you were big fans. She says,

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it's all thanks to hetamine therapy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Really yeah, nothing but good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
We've been hearing a lot except for that one guy
from Friends.

Speaker 9 (01:32:31):
Oh well, yeah, Matthew therapy, though I don't think yeah,
I think he was doing self prescribing.

Speaker 15 (01:32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Now, remember I was telling you that I was watching
The Real How the Real Lives of Mormon Wives or
something like that, and these are people that do absolutely
no drugs. They drink no alcohol, they have soda parties,
but then they're going to these spas and doing kenemine therapy.
Like so, I'm thinking you're going to hear more and
more about this. Also, I just want to shout out

(01:32:58):
something that I think you're going to hear more more about.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Is this na D.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Therapy that people are doing?

Speaker 13 (01:33:04):
Mad?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
That's mad.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
I want to shout out, mad, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I've been hearing more and more people talk about na
D saying this like the miracle drug. On top of
this n A D apparent, it's apparently like this crazy
compound of vitamins that's like the founder of youth. I
don't know, but it sounds like something that is for
sures you're not doing n A D. Alright now, can
I look with sam and sperm and and ejected in

(01:33:30):
my face. Now we're talking. Yeah, well, NAD apparently is
not legal in all states.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Apparently. It says it revitalizes mitochondria.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
It has nicotinamide, but nicotina? What and what is mitochondria?
A good question? The powerhouse of the cell. That's all
we learned in school.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
Okay, well you're gonna hear about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Wait, what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
What nicotinamide? Nicotina?

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Is it like nicotine? A drag Mario named nicotina.

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
Mario has a little jar that in our bathroom and
I'm like, what is is this? This is nicotine? He's like, no,
it's nicotina. Mind and then I ended the conversation. I
can't understand these products.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
You know what I'm saying, Greg, Wait, so he's doing
n A D.

Speaker 8 (01:34:17):
If that's what nicotinamide is, then yeah, but it's it's
like a lotion.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
I think it's different. People take it in shots, So
really it's the fount of youth, Greg. I will try it,
I know without even looking at the label. Don't need to.
Oh have you guys seen Rachel Ray lately?

Speaker 13 (01:34:35):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Okay we Yeah, Greg said, we need a wellness check.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
We wellness check on Rachel Ray.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
On Rachel Rachel Ray is the chef or the whatever
the network personality.

Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
Her latest thing is she got this house in Italy
that she remodeled and completely restored, and now she did
a little series from that house. She a looks completeletely
different and b I'm convinced she's completely wasted in all
the episodes. Really, she makes no sense. She repeats herself constantly.

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She says the same.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Stuff she says, and they can edit it out and
say that she's slurring her words totally. But she responded
said that she had a couple of bad falls.

Speaker 12 (01:35:20):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
When they were doing the whole house restoring episodes, she
was drinking morning, noon and night on camera, just nice
drinking wine like crazy, which I support.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
I mean Italy at night in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
You're right, though, Greg, she looks like a completely different person. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
You know who else has been spending some time in Italy.
Lorraine Brocco who played doctor Melfie of course on Sopranos,
and she was Karen and Karen and Goodfellas.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
You never got to find a Karen Karen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Yeah, so on HGTV you might have seen it, Greg,
My big Italian Adventure.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I haven't seen it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
So she goes and she buys this like this house
in Italy. She completely renovates it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
I would love to watch.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
She bought it for fifty thousand dollars because the house.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
They're selling houses there for like a dollar, yeah, to
restore them.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Yeah, so she bought it for fifty grand and then
she's like spending a ton of money, uh, you know,
just redoing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
It's really cool that it at least fun man, I
suggest can go check it out, all right. Christopher Schwarzenegger,
now he's not the son that was on White Lotus,
but he had a huge weight loss just recently and
he just revealed how he cut thirty pounds pretty quick.
And he said that he gave up bread for lent. Dude,

(01:36:36):
I can't give up bread, man, you can't stop won't
stop love.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
That's not sustainable, just getting up bread.

Speaker 12 (01:36:42):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
But I'm saying, but people, and I'm not talking about
him specifically, I'm saying just in gentle people go like, yeah,
I gave up carbs and I gave up bread, and
I get yeah, so Bryce, yeah, like to do that
for a week or for lent? Okay, fine, I can
see that that'll be like a challenge. But are you
if you are going to give that up forever, like
you're forever done with those things.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
I hate to be this person, but you do start
feeling better, Yeah, for years at a time. Please don't
start talking about glo more clarity and crap like that. No,
I just said, now you're back. Why is that because good?

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
See, Yeah, it's just not sustainable.

Speaker 9 (01:37:27):
But anything that really is affecting you, you'll notice, like
I stopped eating I eat bagels every single morning. You
guys would see me. I stopped eating them for like
four months. Ish I went back. Now it feels like
I'm being stabbed in the stomach and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
I'm pissed because I love bagels. Yeah, Sammy's banned from
Food News.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Fox has unveiled Woody that the Mass singer is not canceled,
but it's on a break.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
You're telling me as if I watched.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
The Mass and singers all you talk about it, I
understand here's the one that talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
It because he hates it. No, No, I've never I've
never watched. I've just seen the commercials. The commercials look obnoxious,
and I've wondered, Okay, like I could see you like
for a season or two. How is it still on
the air? Great, because because you don't know who's under
the mask, right, But half the time when they say
who's under the mask, I still don't know who was.
Like it's like how Dancing with the Stars started getting

(01:38:21):
like really deep down into the list of quote celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
Yeah, they need to put a question mark at the
end of that with the Stars. My issue what he is?

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Ken Jeong Like, I'm with you on that. It's so
over oversaturated.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Good god. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
And the thing on the mask sing where they say,
like you shouldn't have to tell everybody who it is,
Like once they go oh it's menace, menace works for
the Woodie Show. He's like, it should just be like,
oh it's menace, yeah, because how is anybody How is
anybody supposed to guess that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Otherwise you're eventually going to run on people?

Speaker 11 (01:38:53):
Though? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
True, all right, Anthony think they're there, Anthony keat is
he can sing and he has coffee. Now, guys, it's
called Joelene coffee and it's canned coffee. It's cole Bruis,
but it is not branded red Hot Chili peppers. So
Bor and I were at the grocery store the other
day as we do together, and we saw Green Day

(01:39:17):
has their own coffee, but it is branded Green Day.
And I was telling Bort again, I'm not a Green
Day hater, like a couple of people, and I was saying,
I go, dude, the only thing that I'm afraid of,
like this Anthony Kias thing, even though it's not branded
red hot chilili peppers. I'm feeling like all the brand
the bands that we grew up with are starting to
be in their kiss era where they're just stowing their coffins. Yeah,

(01:39:41):
and all their names.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Because even Green Day had like their own branded Yeah.
And I'm like I saw that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
As Greg knows, they do love a good cold.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
They love cole Brew. The first thing they say when
they walk into the door.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
After the Greg was working at a radio station and
Green Day came in and not even like, oh hey,
how are you, It was just a demand few words
coldbrew colbrew. Yeah, that's a sad morning billion coldbroo. All right,
thank you very much, man, No problem, show shimay, We're
gonna shiverday, We're gonna sits Shiday, and you know we

(01:40:17):
don't do and we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to George Lucas, creator of Star Wars, eighty one years old.
Today you got Gronk, Rob Grunkali who's thirty six. Mark
Zuckerberg is forty one. Robert Temechiz, who's directed a ton
of classic movies from Forrest Gump to Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Castaway,

(01:40:39):
Polar Express, but really his greatest working contribution to our
world Back to the Future, Yes, the Back to the
Future trilogy. He is seventy three years old today. Sophia
Coppola is fifty four. Actress Kate Blanchette is fifty three.
Miranda Cosgrove, the star of I Carly, is thirty two.
A couple of throwback music birthdays. I Aspery the Cult

(01:41:01):
is sixty three. Danny Wood, one of the new kids
in the Block, is fifty six, and the surviving member
of Millie Vanilli, Fabreics, movarn Or Morvan is fifty nine.
Did you watch that documentary on them?

Speaker 13 (01:41:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
So sad.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Really, I thought so bad for them because you look
around now, Oh it's all it is, ain't nobody singing?

Speaker 11 (01:41:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:19):
Auto tuned and yeah, on today's standards, that would not
be a big backtrack. If those guys had like the
auto tune that we have today, they could have sang
their own song. They could have made it sound exactly
as your porn of birthday today. Bonnie Blue.

Speaker 11 (01:41:33):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Back in January, she pulled off that one thousand men
in a Day challenge and she took it from one
thousand and fifty seven men over that twelve hour period,
smashing the previous record of nine hundred and nineteen held
by Mattress actress Lisa Sparks. She did that back in
two thousand and four. But despite the one thousand guys
in a single day, Bonney has only been in twenty

(01:41:58):
three fine films, oh, including Sluttiest Girl in the World,
Bonnie Blue Just Needs some BBC and That's Big Black Show,
Bonnie Blue fing in the car while driving Volume one.
She was in Bonnie Blue, The Horny Blue Eyed UK
Slut gets a proper big penis Did they have a room?

(01:42:18):
And then who can forget her unfridm role in British
Arsenal Fan Bonnie Blue gets her holes rearranged. Oh no, rearranged?
Oh no, it's Bonnie Blue, who's twenty six years old today,
and that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that a little Wednesday look at what's happening in
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woodie Show Show

(01:42:41):
Join fun. All right, that's it for Wednesday morning, everybody.
I feel like we accomplished a lot today. Piece in
the Middle East. Next up for us, we'll figure it out.
Got Crane and Russia. We got that figured out. Full
show podcast. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com fifteen
to thirty minute highlight podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
Wait for you there as well. Like I said, we
helped squash a beef today.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
We've talked to a couple of menaces really closed longtime friends,
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked Half Big. We've had
in the show before. Hammer and Hank we talked to
but it was many, many years ago. But he's gonna
be singing the national anthem in a minor league baseball game.
So we were talking about now that he's accomplished his
lifelong dream, do you think that maybe he could squash
the beef with Half Baked? They have been like feuding

(01:43:25):
for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
Sad and I think we got somewhere with that today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Think we did.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Yeah, so that's on the full show podcast. You've missed
any of it, headlines, all that stuff too. Back tomorrow
morning on a throw back Thursday, a pre Friday, We're
gonna get to know Menji, the newest guy that was
working here on the show sports right hand man in
the Woodies Show production department. So we'll get to know
Menji like we've done with other new employees here on
the show. That and more tomorrow. In the meantime, anything

(01:43:52):
he got for us you got to tell us about.
Leave it on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven,
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, you have
fingertips but not toe tips, and you can tiptoe but
you can't tip finger.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
It's just weird to think.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
About Greg smoking weed again.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Hey, man, I call like tip fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
How do you park in a driveway and drive on
a park with.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Exactly so crazy?

Speaker 12 (01:44:26):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Why do they have brail on the ATMs at the
Bank drive through ATMs? Are they blind people driving cars?

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Brou I do love stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
What is it called an apartment when they're all together?

Speaker 11 (01:44:36):
So weird.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Thoughts man? All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
S MD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Quit this bitch.