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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Today is Thursday. It's May fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, this has not been
the fastest week, but I'm always happy to get to Thursday.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Always good at pre Friday, as we call it around here.
Thank you for checking out The Woody Show this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm Whatodie. That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Gory, Good morning, Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning
wood Gina Grant, Good morning, Haby Thursday, Happy Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Back at you.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
There's Sea Mass. We've got Sammy Morgan is here. She's
our associate producer. Vaughan is here, our video producer. We
got bored. We got Menji holding things down here in
the Woody Show production department, and we got the phones
open for you at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. It's being a Menji, newest guy here
on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Bored. How long has he worked here? Now? How long
has he been?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Like? Uh, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
If I had guess my time is all messed up,
I would say like a month, like no.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't go in between and say two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, I think two months, four years. I guess it's bored.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
Not in the it's definitely more than a month.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Finally, sorry, that actually cut our speakers.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh oh okay, I thought there was a technical problem.
We're like, wait, hold on, no, no, no, how long
has Menji worked here?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Has been here? What you say? Two months? Two months?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Right? All right, Well we're gonna get to know a
Menji on the show today. Yeah, bored so far? What's
your impression? How's it working out? As uh as the
leader of the Woody Show production department in there?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
He's fine, He's okay, he's fine.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
So for board, that's pretty good. Yeah, he's nice.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
I'll say this, I'm excited to have him on the
show because they will definitely be the most I've ever
heard him speak.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's kind of a quiet dude.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yeah, a few words.

Speaker 8 (02:31):
I've talked to him. Okay, but I think this will
be the longest all over here.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm kind of relieved to hear you say that because
I thought the same thing, and I thought, maybe he
just doesn't say well.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
I talked to him and he said he does hate you,
okay for.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Or maybe the guy just comes in here and does
his job.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
That's kind of nice. How about how about that for
people coming to work to work, you.

Speaker 9 (02:53):
Will have to be a person who comes in and
just does his job.

Speaker 10 (02:55):
But when I do, no, no, Look, there's a happy
media trigger response.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
There's there's a just pointing out the difference your red level.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Let me point let me point out the difference. Okay,
he may be quiet, but he comes in and goes,
oh hey, good morning. He always says good morning. You
see him.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
He's not like just like you know, you were coming
in here like a ghost.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, but it's because I was working.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Like I would come in here.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
I was hard time to have something to do in
the studio the second I got here, and there's a difference.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
There's a difference between like what you and Sea Bass
were doing, which is just complete silent treatment, and then
what you know, Menji, who's just a chill dude comes
in and goes, oh hey, good morning, how's your weekend?
Still says high correct, great, he's got some social grace.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
And then goes down to the social person who will
talk to everyone.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Once the ball. I'm working, I know. But the other
day I was at the coffee machine high and I
tested Sammy. I kept telling myself, don't say hi first,
don't say ferst, don't say and she did it. So
I finally went Hi, Sammy, and you knew that I
was testing you. And it was funny. You're like, Hi,
I do you do that anyway? So we got that.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
We'll get to know a Menji a little bit today. Oh,
I got a throwback thing for you. You know you
guys like these these song things that we do.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh yeah, I love these. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So it's all these songs from movies and television shows.
But there's I'll tell you what that's about. That's coming
up to the headline.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Good, We got the entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno birthday all
on the way you're on the Woody Show. We were
talking about a wedding that happened. What was the wedding,
greg oh on Minecraft? Or oh yeah, within the game,
within the game Minecraft. And there's another one roadblocks one. Well,
how about this Olivia Morris and Bradley Blizzard. They recently
celebrated their marriage with a unique twist by incorporating dairy

(04:48):
queen Okay, inspired by the grooms last name Bradley, Blizzard
makes sense, and the restaurant chain. They surprised them with
an engagement shoot, custom swag, and a Blizzard dessert bar
at their wedding.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Okay, awesome, that's cool. Support that. That is cool. Like
I've been awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I've been to uh, you know weddings where they'll have
like a you know, taco truck show up toward the
end of the night. Yeah, so everybody has dinner and
then everybody starts like drinking, dancing, whatever they're going to do.
And then toward the end of the night they'll bring in, uh,
like a taco truck. Or they have a bunch of
pizzas delivered midnight snacks snack, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Correct, ceremony snack.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Or you'll see, like what was the other one, like
a candy We did this at our wedding. Uh, Like
you have just almost like an old timey candy shop
with a bunch of glass vessels and the loose candy
and people get the bags and they fill up their
own stuff. But dude, a Blizzard dessert bar.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Because dairy Quinn is the one that did it, so
I'm assuming they brought like their own machines out with
the soft serve and their own blizzard machines.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I support it. That is so cool. I went to
a wedding where they had an ice cream truck drive by,
so we flagged it down and everybody went out and
got a little stuff on the ice cream trull.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
But it wasn't from a wedding that.

Speaker 9 (06:02):
I went to a wedding that had ice cream Sundays
as the dessert. So you went up to the little
and you got your ice cream Sunday.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
I went to a bar mits for the oh I
like that. Not to brag, but we did a cobbler bar.
You could get cherry apple or peach, and then later
everyone got oh nothing, their own nothing bunt cake cakes.
You guys would have been.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
There was there ice cream for the cobbler.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
Of course, cream.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Cobbler cobbler very goody. So gooy yeah it's mad, damn.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Okay, I retract. I can skip the ice cream. I
can skip the bunt cakes though, nothing.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
But cakes and everyone got their own.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
You could skip nothing bunt cakes mister grocery store cake guy.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
You'd rather have that than nothing.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
But saying it, I feel bad because I bring him
in for his birthday every year.

Speaker 11 (06:53):
I thought they liked They're amazing, just to be nice.
Oh my god, what yeah, nothing cakes? This is about overrated. Wow,
they're so moist fresh. Don't you feel like I mean,
we've never met him. Now, everybody, hold on, I know

(07:14):
we're all very upset. Now, man, give me some specifics.
Don't just say overrated? What about it?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Is?

Speaker 12 (07:22):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Not that flavorful? And the icing is like so gross?

Speaker 7 (07:27):
I don't think I don't think he likes bunkcakes.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Oh my god, the ikes good ones, dude.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
The icing.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
And here's the thing with nothing moncakes. The cakes are delicious,
they're moist, they're flavors. You can ride or die for
that trash. But it's still microphone. You can't handle the disrespects. Yeah,
but check it out. The cake itself is already moist
and full of flavor. But I'm telling you, even if
the you could put that icing from nothing bun cakes

(07:55):
on a dog biscuit and it would be fantastic. That
icing is so good. Are you just an icing guy?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (08:02):
No, I love icing, dude, I brought I brought you
bringing cakes like every.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Other day, I know, but some people will just do
this is like a blaze.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yeah, and it's fantastic, but it's like hard.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
It's not we're talking about we're talking about the actual frosting.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Is everybody high? Okay?

Speaker 7 (08:23):
My question is there were one hundred and fifty of
them at the wedding.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
I saw them and Nothing Bunt cakes, yes.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
And sponsored them.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Do you like like super sweet frosting, like maybe one
of the hard like roses that comes on top.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Of cake like that?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Is that I like good desserts?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Right?

Speaker 9 (08:39):
But I think that I think that nothing Bunk cakes
it's not really sweet icing. And I think Menace might
like the sweetness of a traditional frost You.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Don't think the icing on the nothing Bunk cakes is sweet.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
Not as sweet as one that you're getting from a
grocery store.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Look, it's like big, oh yeah, that was exactly what
we had, right, Yeah, you're you're right.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I love thick, ropey delicious, delicious.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Gina has come out of her No, no, no, you were right.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I don't know why I was thinking.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Like an old call you know what I need a break.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah, we need I need to go walk this aud together.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I need to mourn the loss of Menace. I know.

Speaker 12 (09:18):
Show.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
It's a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm well, that's great, gory would menace, Good morning to you.
Good morning, there's Gina.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Gram good morning.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
See masses here we got Sammy morning.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
More is taken to calls at eight seven, seven forty four.
Warning send us a text if you'd like, gover to
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of the trending news headlines coming up in this hour.
Uh thus be good for throwback Thursday.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, another one of these song things. Let me find
my clips I love.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, me too, and we found my clips.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Love songs and things.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
So this is a data from reputable music analytics platforms
you know, uh tuned, Fine chart Metric. They track information
song placements across films and television show Okay, all right, okay,
so if it's been used in a television show or

(10:34):
a movie or whatever, they're like the scoreboard for that,
the stat keepers of that.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
So there are songs that seem to pop up in every.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Other TV show a movie. But these guys got a
lot of time on their hands, and so here we are.
These are the ten songs that have appeared in TV
shows and movies the most, okay.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
In any given time or what's that like, in any
given time or just during overall nineties overall?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, you know, they didn't say, I mean, there's there's
some older stuff of older stuff on here, like for example,
number ten.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
We'll see the top ten.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
They have a lot more on there, but just just
the top ten this one, if you like. Yes, Rupert
Holmes really thirty six film and TV appearances, really, which
I would have thought maybe more, just because of how
old it is.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Yeah, I can't think of it. Nothing comes to mind.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
I love when it pops up in a movie because
it's usually like a comedic scene or I don't know,
showing a beach some months.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Yeah, it's in Shrek. That was the biggest. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, By the way, since the nineteen fifties, the decade
whose music has been used the most in movies and
TV shows is the decade.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Which decade the eighties sixties.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
I'm going to say, like the forties like jazz the most.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, the eighties.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah, I thought it was going to be some like jazz.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
Yeah, they wouldn't even notice it was there.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
Yeah, I thought it was a trick.

Speaker 13 (11:55):
Ques.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
The worst performing decades the twenty twenties, which makes sense,
and you know it's only half over. That's followed by
the fifties and for some reason, the two thousands. Okay,
all right, so the next one on the list, this
one is gonna used a lot.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, hell yeah. It's for love making.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yeah, it is all at the end of fidelity.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah, can you make?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, so we Shrek for Rupert Holmes and the Pina
Colada song Marvin Gay, Let's get it on.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, what movie you say?

Speaker 7 (12:27):
High fidelity?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Thirty eight film and TV appearances.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
So high.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
If my wife and I are in the car and
you know one of those like nineties R and B
songs come on the other ones, hey baby, just she
starts laughing. She goes how she'sy, Like, how did anybody
ever like drop panties to that?

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah, you know they call it dude, silk shirt R
and B.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Silky shirt R and B. That's funny silk shirts.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, all right, So the songs that have been used
the most in TV and in movies. Next on their
list because it tied for Marvin Gaye. This one also
has thirty eight film and TV appearances. It's from Katrina
in the.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Way, Oh sure, and I feel like, what just the
movie with John Travolta. Look he's talking. H huh yeah
talking baby.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, we can hear the inner thoughts. That was fun
when you were a kid. It was a fun mois.
This was also in high fidelity.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Is sung by Jeff bat Really he gets around.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
I feel like I haven't seen it anything for a while.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Though, what's that this one?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
People might be burnt on it.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's like a good end credit.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
So oh it's great, or like she's feeling really good.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
She just left her apartment. She's out in the sack,
get a couple of errands done.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
She also talking to a local produce guy.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
She's empowered.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, she's feeling good because you know, I had a
really hot date. Yeah. For she's all pumped up and
she found love. But it turns out he's married.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Or is it just a creep? All right?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Thirty nine film and TV appearances for this next one
one hit Wonder of the nineties.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
And I can't place this in any movie or TV
show but.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Humble bumble and tub thumping.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I can see how it would be good in a movie.
Google it what looking it up right now?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I think I admitted recently that I hate this song really.
See now you know how I feel about morrisey. I
know that is shocking to me, all right, like, because
this this is at least fun. It was in Dirty Work,
apparently dirty with Norm McDonald.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, what else? So here we go?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Thirty nine film and TV appearances? All right, so that's
that's also a tie. Another song with thirty nine film
and TV appearances, A great song?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
How about.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
War's Winning, Fire and Everything September?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I recall them this so bad. I know the songs
I don't. I can't think of the movies.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, I mean a lot of times it's subtle, committed.
It's not the in the background, it's not the rocky thing, right,
it's not danger Zone, it's obviously something like that.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
I can give you a little bit more insight on
top dumping if you'd like. Sure, dirty work, like I said.
Air Bud Golden Receiver.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Okay, Airbud Varsity.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Blues Joe Somebody, a couple other things I hadn't heard of,
and then it was in like Dawson's Creek, It's Scrubs
and How I Met Your Mother?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, Varsity Blues. That makes sense. That's someone with what's
a Vanderbeek I do not want your life? Yeah, forty
one film and TV appearances. We're working our way to
the song that has been used the most again all
music analytics from these people who keep track of this
kind of stuff. Uh, officially, I guess somebody's got to

(16:05):
do it, right, because these guys got to get paid
for you.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
So number five on the list is Massie Star.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
What movie does this remind you of? Everybody should know.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
This something with a drug overdose.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
You're not star away, but dark is like Mad World?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Yes, this is I'm picturing somebody doing Heroine.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Of Juliette Lewis dancing in a weird against a weird sky.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Has she done killers? Natural war killers? Yes? That is
a weird Yeah, Oliver Stone, I think.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's a great song that it's a vibe guys.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Ultimate vibe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Also, uh, not quite the most exciting song that you'll
ever hear in your life. But also on the list,
this one at number four. It was in forty two
different film and TV appearances. Coldplay, fix you. I see

(17:14):
this saw like Grey's Anatomy or something that see great,
this is the This is the crap, not crap.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I like this song.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, but this, this vibe, this speed, this energy is
what really does it for Greg? This sadder, the more depressing,
make you want to kill yourself?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
You absolutely, yeah, well he loves it. It's so meaningful.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Indeed, so what it makes sense to you that this
song was featured in a movie called The World Trade Center.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Oh, I'm not surprising, but yeah, you're right. Anything that's
emotional and heavy and yeah, it's so good. It's powerful.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Maybe a sweeping drone or helicopter shot coming into the
cemetery where they're about to lay somebody to rest.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Give me a goose ball. That's a great Sammy was
used in the OC.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
The OC was on when this song came out, I guess, so, yeah,
it's too like Coldplay is one of those bands that
I my frame of reference because Yellow came out in
two thousand, yeah or two thousand and one of either
one of it still long ass time ago. And when
you hear the song, it doesn't it doesn't feel that old. No,

(18:25):
some of these songs feel way older than they are.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
This stupid song comes up and I've heard it. I
can't tell you where or what show or movie it was.
I've seen it on other things too, and it just
to me, this feels like one of those very like
is an overused song for many things.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
I hate it. I think it's annoying and I want
to go when it comes on come along hate this song?
Is it just this is really Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Maybe it's just in this in this scenario, in the
situation that's being used.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
And it's like, I think for me, in my lifetime,
I've probably been to and let's just round it off
to seventy five weddings, right, and this has been the
wedding song for seventy four of them. Yeah, Yeah, rain
Man Love Cool and.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
The other thing that reminds me of I feel like
there are two songs that when someone is trying to
show you what a great singer they are, that they
will sing it's this stupid song and it's I Will
Always Love You by Whitney Houston, And they all have
to do like the kind of vocal gymnastics of that.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, like I'll take this over. I will always love
you any day.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Like Eda James, great nothing, that's a great song. I
know what it is. It's a great song. I can
appreciate it for that.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
But good lord. All right.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
So the songs that have been used the most in
TV and movies Number two on the list, fifty different
film and TV appearances for Salt and Pepper.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Push it yeah. Second most used songs, Hell.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yeah, this was in something borrowed?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Never heard of it, We won't watch They have a
whole dancer it Hudson and.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
All right, here's the question.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
This party here then, is that a sample of another
song or other way around?

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
What I'm saying, Yeah, I mean, because I feel like
that's one of those like you know it heard? Was
it from this originally? Did Sultan Pepa like sample it
from something else?

Speaker 8 (20:54):
So that this song actually did not become popular until
a radio remixed it? So this is actually the remix?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:03):
And then so I don't know if you sampled something.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Let's see if I can find the original. I wouldn't
have known that's a remix.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Guy, There's been ten things I hate about you. Sammy,
Grandma's Boy, Bachelor Party too, there was.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
The Tough Something was a long list of movies that
nobody's heard of.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah yeah, right, seeing they say this is the original,
but like I guess before I got a remix.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
I mean the song rules.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah, no, it's a it's a great song.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
The other song I remember from being really big when
we were kids and parents like, oh my god, let's
talk about sex, about sex.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
It's not allowed you and me. Let's talk about all
the good things and the bad things.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
That man, let's talk about let's talk about sex. Yeah,
it's something about like she was getting deep or something
like that. They're gonna make you moan and groan and whatever.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Yeah that none of your business, shobously.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well I was gonna share a
quick fun fact about that d please so that DJ
he remixed that song. He becomes huge, right, and he
starts and he's on the radio, and he starts doing
all these nightclubs and making a ton of money. His
program director is like, hey, I want to cut of
your nightclub gigs because you're making all this money now,
and the guy said no, and then that guy ended

(22:27):
up being blackballed out of radio after that lovely wait,
who got blackballed the DJ DJ.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Who made the remix of that song? Who cares?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
He's making plenty of money in the clubs.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
He tried to shake him down.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, no, then the clubs wouldn't hire him because he
wasn't on the radio anymore.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh really yeah, Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Well I'm sure somebody else. That's the way it works.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
The best way to get promoted in radio is to
get fired from somewhere.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, it really is not doing that.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
It really is because it brings people find out about
you because your name is out in the news. The
industry trades about getting fired. They go, who's this person?
And if you're halfway decent, you'll get another job. It's
not the thing that everybody thinks it is like, oh, man,
don't get fired because then nobody will hire you. No,
it's quite the opposite. There are so many people that
they're getting demos and stuff from, and when you hear
about especially if you were like in a bigger city

(23:15):
or a bigger station somewhere that people knew and go, oh,
it's a good station.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
What were they doing there?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Oh well, if they're good enough for that station, I'd
love to have them on this station. They don't even
care what happened. And and that's how you would get
phone calls, right at least back in the day, that's
how it worked. Now it's like all one company. So
if you get fired or if you get fired or
you become a problem with one company, and it's like
if you're a high maintenance employee or whatever, they're dying

(23:41):
for you to quit because then you'll never get hired
by them anywhere else for the rest of your career.
And now you're down to the second radio company and
there's about three total.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Ye, so you know, don't be paying the ass.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Be cool, Well, be cool, Yeah, don't do something that's
going to get you fired on top of that, right,
because that way they're like, well, you're locked out of
this entire company that owns a thousand radio stations.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
That's stupid. And in the old days, if you wanted
to advance or get full time, they said you have
to leave, and yes, cord that before.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
No, oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I had to do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
They're like, oh, this is the time. I was an
intern at this radio station in Pittsburgh b ninety four.
It was a pop station and I was doing, like
running the board. I was running the stuff in the studio,
playing the music and commercials. But I wasn't allowed to
talk on the air. And they're like, well, look man,
if your goal is to get on the air, you're
gonna you can't just start here in pittsbackle, you got
to go like Pittsburgh. You can't just start here in Pittsburgh.

(24:41):
You have to go, And so I did. I went
to Charlottroie, Pennsylvania. I went to Morgantown, West Virginia. I
worked in these little tiny stations, and then I got
a part time job in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
And then from part time in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Then they're like, well, you can use that to go
get a full time job somewhere else in a in
a medium sized market, and then you can come back
full time in Pittsburgh, and then full time in Pittsburgh
might lead to something else in the slightly bigger city.
It was all about paying dues, and people held you
to that.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That was the standard. And how many times did you
hear the expression get your chops? Yeah, you got your teeth,
you gotta go away, get your chops. Wait, so I
gotta move, just get it to come back right here. Yeah,
that's why I ended up moving so many damn times.
So many people that did that.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, I mean think think about my you know, think
think about like how many times I've moved cross country
and that's that's what. Now, my god, you can show
up in New York City and end up on the
air next week.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
I'm here different no major markets where the secretary of
the let people in.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yep and end up being on there. I hear the
number one song. Let's finish out the list. So the
song that has been used the most in TV and
in movies fifty two film and TV appearances. For this one,
we Dolly.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Just the most.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I'm kind of surprised, why right versa.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Sorry we do hands in there and wait for from
here to the.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Head Jordan Jordan's.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Nothing, Okay, I'm out here by myself to sing a
long island.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, Dick's the worst.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
The last time it was used majorly was in Deadpool
and Wolverine.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Uh, it was in Step Brothers.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
It was Sonic the Hedgehog two, all the good ones.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, all right, well there you go, there's the there's
the songs.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Greg, Now you getting into it. That's the words. I know.
We're gonna take a quick break more. What the show
is next?

Speaker 12 (26:52):
Hang on?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
You know the Woody Show? I know.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
known as a memory.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Photographic man, just before I died, all these screenshots flashed
before back.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
This is the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
And what about the trending news headlines on this Thursday morning?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Janigrad.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yes, well, Cassie Ventura, you know, the former girlfriend of
Diddy and one of his main accusers, has given two
days of intense testimony on his sex trafficking trial. The
jury was shown really explicit pictures from videos that Diddy
allegedly kept as blackmail for her. Turns out, her twenty
twenty three lawsuit against Diddy was settled for twenty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Damn so she got twenty million bucks.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, indeed she did.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's the first time you freak off for that? Thank
you for twenty million.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
That's the first time the settlement amount has been publicly revealed.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
That's wall of the twenty millions.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Oh wow, No, you do it for ten years?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Then that includes the hired help. That's two million a year.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Yes, yeah, Well, Diddy's defense team will start cross examining.
They'll start cross examining her this morning. That should go
into tomorrow. Meanwhile, there's a new alleged victim, and this
one says it is not well hung. So we can
all look forward to hearing more about that.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I see.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I never I never believe when that kind of information
comes out after a breakup or in a situation like this,
because they're clearly just trying to quote hurt that or
try to you know, bring that person down, Like where
was all that information this whole time? There are people
who are not toortously hung, people who are notoriously short
short men, and when you only hear about it once
they break up, Like once a couple breaks up, she's like,

(28:32):
he's got a really small pin.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
When you're together, it's like, oh you're perfect, baby, Yeah,
break up.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
My guess is maybe he's saying like, oh, no, I
can identify his schlang in a lineup, because it's you know, well,
it's micro.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
The people who brag about having a lot of money
or how strong they are or or whatever their their prowess,
they're like, those are all lies.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Like you never when people are.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Like that, that's that's the that's the that's the tall
the tell tall tip. What's a telltale? Telltale signed, Let's get.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
This person in the in the witness box and see
what happened.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
I think the craziest part that came out of that
also when she went on the stand was did you
know about that escort who like shot up a Trump
hotel like a couple of years ago, saw the lobby, Right,
So when that guy got arrested years ago, they showed
the video of him doing interviews like yeah, and you
know he sounds crazy. He's like, yeah, I did some
sex tapes with Diddy and his girl Cassie multiple times

(29:26):
and all this stuff, and everyone blew him off. But
then Cassie verified in the in the testimony that that
was all real, like it actually happened, and here we are.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
The NFL has released the full twenty twenty five schedule,
and of course the Chiefs full spotlight mode. But the
Super Bowl rematch with the Eagles isn't a primetime game.
It's a late game in Week two. And speaking of Philly,
they're getting seven standalone games, including hosting the Cowboys in
the season opener on September fourth, Although raised that championship banner.
Dallas will also be very busy. They're playing on Thanksgiving

(29:58):
and Christmas. Plus that's the Thursday night are against the
Lions in Week fourteen. They're the first team ever to
play four Thursday games in a season.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Those Thursday games are the worst. Even as a fan,
it sucks. I hate those games.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
But there's so many international games right now.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Oh yeah, we'll get into that. For Steelers fans. If
Aaron Rodgers signs with the Steelers, Hill immediately face his
old team because Pittsburgh plays the Jets week one. The
Steelers also playing that game in Ireland this season. That's
September twenty eighth, and that's against the Vikings. Chiefs will
play the Chargers in Brazil, Yes, Brazil, that's September fifth,
and the Las Vegas Raiders, rather coach by Pete Carroll

(30:36):
now that open their season against Sammy's Patriots. Sure she's
looking forward to that.

Speaker 14 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Also worth watching cam Ward's debut with the Titans against
bow Nicks and the Broncos. The Bills Chiefs rematch is
November two in Buffalo, and the Eagles Commander's NFC title
rematch December twentieth in DC.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
You are so Sason, You're so ready.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
The minute my hockey team gets eliminated from the playoffs,
which has been a lot here the last last couple
of years. But yeah, it's like, man, I immediately switched
to all I can think about is football when his
football start?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
And now, have you made a schedule yet on maybe
some games that you're going to attend?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
No, it just came out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So I got to look at our schedule and you know,
try to figure out like when it's gonna be the
super sports weekend for my son and I Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Have my pilot's license by football season.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Cool and so yeah, and so like I was thinking
about that too, about like how I could just fly
to yeah, how to get there?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Kind of cool. So that that that's a new wrinkle
in the consideration life is about to rule.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
I know, I was looking up already immediately, like, oh,
you know, it'd be kind of uh fun to have
like a suite so everybody can like you know, hang
out for an event or something. Right, dude, some of
these sweets starting are insane on how much they cost,
Like some are like affordable if you save up for
if you do like one for the year.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Right, and you get a hundred for friends to pitch it.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
But I was again a couple and then there's a
couple of them start at forty grand.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I don't need the sweet I think the suits are
kind of overrated.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, but if you want to, Because.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
If you want to, I'm talking about like a large
group of Yeah, I'm saying just generally thirty five people.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I've been and they're fine.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Like, if you don't care about the game, Yeah, I
think the suites are great. A lot of socializing, food, drinks,
But there's more pressure to socialize in that situation than
to watch the game. You'll see the people in those boxes,
they're not really watching the game. There might be a
couple of people who are really hardcore.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
And they'll sit down the seats and exactly right, I
was talking about get together.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, yeaheah, I'm saying, but just in general, I know
a lot of fans will like, oh man, one day,
I want to. Okay, if it's just you and your
other couple of people, but even if it's people that
you know, your friends, there's more pressure to socialize in
those situations than it is just to watch the game.
I'd rather be down in with the fans. Good seats, yeah,
like maybe club seats, you know what I mean, where
you have like the special bathroom access or there or

(32:57):
the yeah, like a like a heightened you know, food
option or something like that. But yeah, the luxury boxes
they're nice, but I think it's just a different exat
what you're there for.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Forty grand exactly, yeah, and not worth it? Well, no way.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
This woman in San Antonio, Texas, has been arrested for
allegedly helping her son plan a mass attack in his
middle school. I'th already say. The thirty three year old
mom bought him Ammo tactical gear, even took him to
a surplus store despite knowing he had violent intentions and
a fascination with mass shooters. Cops found loaded magazines, homemade
explosive and white supremacist crap in his room. He'd also

(33:32):
drawn up a quote suicide route for the school, and
was once caught hitting a live bullet with a hammer.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Did you see the mother?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Oh she has something.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
This is the mom surf hotty Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
This Yeah, she looks like a like Harley Quinn melted.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
She's got texted on her throat, which is cool, of course,
a lot of face tattoos, smurf blue hair.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Well, the son's been charged with terrorism and the mom
who repooredly traded the gear for baby sitting help because
who else would you want to watch your child? Was
released on seventy five thousand dollars bond. She's a looker.
You saw the picture, Go ahead and google that. And
if you've used Siri anytime in the last decade, you
might be owed some cash. Apple's coughing up ninety five

(34:15):
million dollars to settle claims that series secretly recorded users
without consent, even capturing private conversations when it was actually triggered,
so you might get up to one hundred bucks. That's
twenty per device, Max of five.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
The Woodie Show, So Greg, one of the big stories today.
The app, the streaming app that's the bane of your existence.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Max.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, I'm still having problems with it. They're going back
to HBO. Max. Well, it's a great idea that they are,
and I think we all agree we never called it
just Max.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
I don't think I recalled it.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Max Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
It's like, hey, guys, this is one of the most
widely recognized brands.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
That we spent decades building. Ever, you know what should do.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Let's get everybody off you game with the cha that
has softcore porn on its skin, a MAX, because that's
the bigger one.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh wait, yeah, so they're very enthusiastic, all the advertisers
and everything else, which all right, good, So the mucky
MUCKs like that. Now just get it to work and
not crash.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Every day I go to Max and it's retry, reach,
try retry.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
And that's the only one updated the software.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, we tried to unplug it and wait thirty seconds
then plug it back in.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Yeah, what's your browser?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Greg? I did consider that? What's my brows what's your browser? Router?
Hold on?

Speaker 8 (35:34):
What do you actually stream it on? Do you have
a device or do you do it? Do you do
it on a television TV? Okay, yeah you need.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
At a minor league baseball game in North Carolina, the
Cannapolis cannon Ballers bat dog. They have one of those
dogs that runs out and grabs the bat and then
brings it back to the dugout. This yellow lab named
Casey Betty had to pop a squad behind home play
eight so did you did you've watched the video.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Doll, I only saw this still, what a brave dog.
It was in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh yeah, a little little Dugan dump right there at
the game.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
As Miss p C Betty as manor appearance and the
bad dog has Maynor presence.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Felt it's a Numero dumps.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Killed.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
So the one of the staffers there at the stadium
just jumped into action, no gloves, scooped up, bare handed.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
It you had to keep the game moving along. You
got a cup or something. I know, it gets something.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
I mean, that had to be the most exciting thing
that happened at that game.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Oh yeah, of course, yea.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
I wish that would be a professional Teams forty four.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. It's not like thrilling for me. I guess
Gina's got this song that's stuck in her head. She's
told me what I haven't heard yet. Do you have
the clip of it?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Oh yeah, so's it's a little kid.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Yeah, he's a little kid, little chubby kid has like
braces on, only like his two front teeth. Yeah, and
he just jams out to a song that I think
he made up. I don't think this gets.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Radio play, but he's singing it real serious.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Very serious, and he's not bad.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
And what's the name of the song?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Gina?

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Oh it's Vagina.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Vagina A little kid getting R and B silky smooth
to vagina.

Speaker 14 (37:37):
You got It, you got big, you got got it,
you got It?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Is that on Kids Pop forty five?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Now, that's what I call kids Behind.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
That could be mixed very well and be a banger.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Sure, somebody do it.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Somebody can sample it and use it in something is amazing.
My my wife and I were driving around twelve year
old daughters in the back seat and I forget what
song came on one of the pop stations or whatever,
and we're kind of look at each other, going, hmm,
she knows all the words. Of course, she's twelve. It's
a big popular song.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I can't remember which one it was in the moment,
but it was someone inappropriate. Yeah, And we're not those
parents are to go no, no, no, not turn it off. Yeah,
because I remember my I told you I had to
like fake, I had to fake Michael Jackson.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Cassettes say Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
But it was really appetite for destruction, guns and roses,
because she did not want me having guns and roses.
So I had to, like, you know, label the cassette smart.
Michael Jackson, Yeah, because she liked him. But my wife
and I were talking about when we were kids, the
inappropriate songs of that time, so it was like like
a virgin from Madonna. The other one she mentioned too,

(38:45):
is that she was like just belting out the lyrics
to Papa, don't preach.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I've made up my mind. I'm keeping my baby.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Abortion.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah, it was a song about abortion.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Meanwhile, my my wife as a young girl, was singing
this song thinking it's about how Madonna's made the decision
and even though her dad doesn't like her boyfriend, she's
gonna stick with him.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
I'm sorry, Okay, sure, oh.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Bag, So it's it. Yeah, but you know Vagina.

Speaker 15 (39:12):
Yeah, the Woody Show and we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Everybody didn't give us some of your yea high this morning,
on this Thursday morning. It's May fifteenth, twenty twenty five.
As we mentioned, payday today for oh yeah, those of
us will get paid on the fifteenth, in the last
day of the month. So hip hop hoay oh a Woodie,
Greg By Menace, what's up, Gina grad Sea Mass Sammy.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
We got Morgan taking your calls at eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Woodie, you can send us a text over to two
two nine eight seven. So we hired a new person
here not that long ago. His name is Andrew. He
goes by Menji. Menji is a shortened version of his
last name men Javary, and so he's just been going
by Menji for a while and that's what he preferred.

(40:07):
He threw around a bunch of different options. Yeah, Bort
had some thoughts on that, but yeah, so Menji is
is his name, and people when we mentioned him like,
who the hell is that? He works in the production
department with Bort. So Bort does a lot of the
the audio. He does all the audio stuff as far
as taking audio, cutting it up for the different purposes
that we need for you know, uh, commercials and some

(40:29):
of the cities, or telling me what's up tomorrow and
the things that run outside the show. The archiving, all
the all the stuff that we're doing for when we're
on vacation and having that stuff ready to go or
day off here there.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
And in addition to that, Bort is just kind of
the general go to guy.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes, yeah, he does a lot of the engineering stuff,
like helps out with that, you know, in a pinch
before the actual engineer can get here and do stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Like he knows so much. It's the opposite of right
when it comes to Yeah, he's like tech stuff. He's
my savior.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, And so Bort has a lot on his plate.
We've always had, you know, whether Nick Soundwave you know,
or Caroline who was in that position for a while.
Caroline took another job and then and then we were
looking for somebody doing and now we have Menji. So
we're gonna get you know, Menji coming up. Men Yeah,
Men's Dog Menjorino, Menjenorious. I hear this hour on the show,

(41:23):
So instant karma. Cool news for this person in Phillipsburg,
New Jersey, who found a one hundred dollars bill on
the counter at a convenience store. And they could have
easily pocketed it. Nobody would have been the wiser, but
they told the cashier, hey, hang on to this in
case the person who left it comes back. I mean
it has one hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Can you describe the bill?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Minutes later, this person who did the right thing, they
bought a lottery ticket, won a million bucks. Yes, they
haven't said what they're gonna do with the money, but
they did say that they believe in the philosophy that
if you take something that's not yours, you will never
get your own, which I thought was that's as good.
I agree, you know, I love good, like a good quote,

(42:04):
something's quotable. Yeah, that if you take something that's not yours,
you will never get your own.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
That Kim Kardashian case where she got robbed in Paris
is happening right now. And I didn't realize this, but it's.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Not like forty years ago. The trial feels that way.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Yeah, the trial is finally happening, and they're showing like
footage of the robbers. And I didn't know this, but
the robbers on their getaway, they were on bikes and
they fell and they dropped everything on the ground, like
millions of dollars worth their jewelry, right, and and then
they showed them like picking it all up. But one
thing that they they didn't pick up was this thirty
three thousand dollar necklace. And some random lady found it

(42:41):
the next day, wore it to work. Oh that's nice,
and then read in the news about this robbery and
then so she called the police and like gave it back.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
See, I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
The other day in the garage, I was just coming
into work and there's a pair of glasses that somebody
just clearly dropped. I almost stepped on because they're just eyeglasses,
not sunglasses, so they were kind of blending in and
I'm like, where do I bring it? So I picked
them up and I kind of sat them on top
of one of those little pylon things I saw those,
you see. Yeah, that was interesting.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yeah, well I left it better than putting in an
office because somebody probably wouldn't even think to go.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Hey, I've been surprised when one of the kids has
left something behind somewhere, or you know, I've left something,
and I go, damn it, it's so gone, and you're
pleasantly surprised because somebody turned it in and it was
actually there.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Crazy.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Yeah, somebody lucked out because I found their credit card
day one of Stagecoach Music Festival on.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
The way in.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Because you could easily just take that and just start
swiping buying alcohol all day. But I made sure no
one did that.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
I messed up huge the other day. This is worse
than Kim Kardashian's necklace. I bought four sweet potatoes and
I was doing self check out and I got home
and there were three. I left one on the scanner.
Oh no, I know, I know you guys are upset,
and I was too.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Child a Menji about ready for your time in the spotlight?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Apparently? Okay, yeah, yeah, can you can you even? I
know he can hear us. I mean he's doing all
the other Yeah, there he is. Are you ready for
your time in the spotlight or what?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I am ready?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Okay, all right, see that's menji. Everybody, what do you
say there?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Laughing to yourself?

Speaker 16 (44:29):
Sorry I could not hear. I'm in a different studio.
The studio is being renovated, right like, oh, I have
different controls.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Oh, he's sitting where Bort normally says because Born is
working remotely today.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah, he's working from the.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Who's his wife has like some kind of like family
obligation today. So we saved them about an hour and
a half worth of driving by not having to come
all the way in today and fight traffic. So we're
gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
To know you.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
So you've been here for two months? About that two months?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
This is uh Andrew aka Menji.

Speaker 15 (45:09):
Everybody got Borton.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Menji or the Woody Show production department. This is this
is the Menji part of of the Borton Menji duo. Yeah, so,
how how's everything going on the show?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
So far? So far, so good.

Speaker 16 (45:24):
Biggest surprise, biggest surprise is uh, you know, I guess
going behind the kitchen and seeing how the show.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Is made because he had listened to the show for once,
we hired somebody who'd listened to the show before they
worked here.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
That's fun.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, usually it doesn't happen all the time, you know,
but it's nice because people have been the frame of
reference on I have.

Speaker 16 (45:46):
A frame of reference on all of the lore and
everything that's going on, and yeah, all that good stuff.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
And so he was working at a at a radio
station not far from here, where my wife actually works
part time, and it was so weird, like the whole
way it played out because we had posted for the
position once Caroline left and all these submissions came in,
people over three hundred plus applications, and then I had

(46:11):
Bort and some other people going through.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
And narrowing it down.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
And and then they say, hey, what's the name of
that station that your wife works were We had a
couple people applied from there and they were both named Andrew.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I thought that was really strange, and I did not.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Okay, so there're like three right, because there was you,
there was another one who still works there, and there
was some other guy who the other guy is the
one who applied to I guess doesn't work there anymore.
Oh really, And so my wife was like, oh my god,
he's so great, nice that she loves Menji and thank
you Jim. Yeah, and so you know, so I'm like, okay, good.
That made me feel a little bit better. And then

(46:50):
Bort had already you know, picked his stuff out of
the out of the pile, and then we had another
guy working on it, so it all worked out. He's
been here for two months. He hasn't quit yet.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
That's good. That's good. Yeah, the hours are what they are.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
That was the biggest thing I always tell people when
we're talking to them in go you've heard about the hours, right,
you're well aware. Yeah, so we're gonna get to know
Menji a little bit better. That way, everybody has a
better frame of reference on the different people in the show.
We've done this every time people join questions. There is
this one thing we talked about at one point where
if you ask, they say, any two people get together,

(47:22):
and if you discuss these one hundred questions, which we're
not going to go through by the end of it,
any two people will fall in love. Oh yeah, it's
that was There was like some kind of science y
research study kind of thing behind it. Yeah, so at
the very least you'll probably end up really liking each
other or friends.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Yeah, falling in love is a bit hyperbolloing a right
word for us. Well, that's true, true, all right, so
we're gonna get to know Menji. Here, mad you tell
your life story in ninety seconds.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
Oh boy, okay. So I've been in radio for about
eleven years now, and right out of high school, I
really didn't want to go to college. I just knew
I wanted to work in film or television or something,
so I took a bunch of freelance gigs. I really
picked up whatever I could, and like the post production
side of things, and eventually I started getting more audio

(48:13):
gigs and that led me to actually take some college
courses just to understand what the hell I was doing,
because I had no idea what I was doing.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I was just kind of like stumbling.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's the lost phase of life. Nobody's quite sure where
you're going yet.

Speaker 16 (48:30):
Got into radio mainly on the video side, like marketing
and like there was news and all that kind of stuff,
and eventually made my way to on air doing even
like a small little morning show as well. And as
a matter of fact, you know, we ended up hiring
Jen at some point as a board op there. And
in twenty twenty, when everything was shut down, I actually

(48:53):
shot my first feature documentary, so that was pretty cool.
I followed about what bodybuilder Tony Pearson as he prepared
for his.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Body Yeah, a lot of those guys. Yeah I know
that guy.

Speaker 16 (49:06):
Yeah yeah, Bort actually might know him. He was known
as the Jetman over something that Vince McMahon put together, Okay,
but he was preparing for his final like competition before retirement.
And so I did a whole documentary on there and
I finished it in twenty twenty three. So if you
want to check it out, you know it's called Driven.
Where do you see it anywhere? Amazon Prime, Apple TV? Driven,

(49:30):
The Tony Pearson Story.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
So do you make money on it? People?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
People go, I don't know how that works, Like if
it's on Amazon Prime, I would think that.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Like can you rent it or is it just available
for you?

Speaker 16 (49:41):
You can rent it? The distributor company is like not
working so great for me? No, No, I shouldn't say that.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
But you did it for love, right, It was the
passion of making a documentary film.

Speaker 16 (49:53):
Yes, yes, And I got to meet a lot of
cool people along the way, like Fabio you' all.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Know he's dropping already.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah yeah, and then ended up here this year twenty
five and really just totally honest, I had no idea
that I was actually applying for the Woody Show. Yeah,
because it didn't say that in the ad. It's that
they were looking for a production person.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Was that on purpose?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
No? Because I'm not in charge of that. Yeah, I
don't think.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Hey, no, because I'll say this, I'll say like bored,
and a couple of the go, hey, uh, you know, a,
let's get the ad going, and then they do it.
However they do it. I have no idea. I don't
see the ad all well.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
They say also like when they're posting for jobs that
like they can't edit it, like it's already like pre
pre written, so they can't even put like what hours
we were during?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Very important? What's your favorite movie? TV show? And banned?

Speaker 16 (50:47):
All right, favorite movie. It's actually a whole franchise, The
Evil dead Head, just because of the campiness of it.
It's really fun. I love that they just announced a
new Evil that movie. I wasn't expecting another one, but
they announced the Evil Dead Burned.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Didn't they The Evil Dead Rises or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
that one just came out. That one.

Speaker 16 (51:08):
I love that one. You don't like Gore don't do
it though? TV show, TV show Cobra Kai.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
This is all about that for a minute. Yeah, the
first season. Yeah, and then it kind of fell off.

Speaker 16 (51:23):
Yeah, super super cool show. Love the all the I
wasn't really big into Karate Kid until Cobra Kai.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Like g.

Speaker 9 (51:34):
I watched Cobra Kai before I saw Karate and then
I was like, I should go back and watch karate.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
And you don't have the nostalgia factor. No, it's just
a great show.

Speaker 16 (51:42):
My favorite band, favorite band. It changes from time to time,
but right now I'm on a slipknot kick.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Dude, you and bored between the Evil Dead?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Are these questions?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Not the fall in love Menji, who's working with Bort
and the Woody Show, but Aduction Department?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
So next question, what's the coolest thing that's ever happened
to you? All Right? I got two?

Speaker 16 (52:04):
One really quick happened actually at the Disney takeover event.
I was exiting the Guardian's Ride with my group of
friends and we over here over the loudspeakers, wood he announced,
you know, the start of the takeover and then introducing
everyone and then name Drop and the newest member of
the Woody Show Menji. And all of my friends were like,

(52:25):
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
So that was really it is weird, like walking around
the park as a lifelong Disney fan and you hear
your own voice like pumping through the park and you
see your name and like the logo of the show,
it's all over the place.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
It's it's pretty wild. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 16 (52:40):
Yeah, and so and the second coolest thing that has
ever happened to me is working on this show, working
on the coolest.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
And you've already been hired. Man, I mean, did you
live a life?

Speaker 16 (52:54):
Yeah, well the Woody Show was a big part of it.
So you are a stepdad yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Hell yeah, stepparents.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I'm right there with Gina.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
And then it's a daughter, daughter four years old okay,
and uh yeah, lover her, love her to bits.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
So when you're in that phase of life as Gina
or I or now, Manji will tell you it's not
like you had a life before this job, waking up
at one o'clock in the morning and doing those things.
It's not like you were doing a ton of stuff anyway. Yeah, no,
you know, it's not a lot that I do a
ton of stuff. Now, right after the show, share an
embarrassing moment from your life.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 16 (53:33):
Once I was leaving in a friend's apartment after hanging out,
and I ordered an uber to go home. We're waiting outside,
we're talking. The car pulls into a parking space and
I walked towards the passenger seat and the door is locked,
and I keep trying to open it, and then there's
a lady inside of it, and she's yelling, and she's
doing hand motions and all kinds of stuff, and I'm like,

(53:56):
what the hell, why aren't you opening the door? Oh,
maybe she wants me to go to the back, the back,
because you know that's that's how that works. But it
turns out I open up the uber app and it's
it's the wrong car. And I was just freaking out
this lady for however long.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
I think that's fairly common peoples.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
If this is the most embarrassing you have so lucked out,
very like owning a black Prius, everybody would do that too,
you and just wait, You'll have plenty of embarrassing moments
around here.

Speaker 16 (54:26):
I was just so you know, apologizing profusely because she
was all shaken up, and I'm like, yeah, thankfully the
actual uber car like pulled up a few seconds later.
So I was like standing there like a psycho.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
What is your most irrational fear or the weirdest thing
that freaks you out?

Speaker 16 (54:43):
Okay, loss of control, just whether it's like motor function
or just I'm in a situation where there's like no escape,
and like Joe Coy in the in the airplane, where
there's nothing you can.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Do, there's absolutely nothing. That emergency situation. They had to
make an emergency landing.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
It was a fire in the place fire.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
What's your biggest pet peeve?

Speaker 16 (55:04):
Alright, biggest pet peeve is people that use ha ha
or l O L and every single text message as
if it were the period to the sentence, Like you're
not hahaing, you're not laughing out loud, Like I don't,
I don't even want to talk to you anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, I guess it's a way to because there's there's
no there's no context.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
It's a way to soften something you're saying.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, what's something people always assume about you that is
totally wrong?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
That I'm white?

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (55:37):
Yeah, I look at but I'm actually not. My My
dad is from El Salvador and my mom is from Mexico.
But I get all the privilege.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Somebody, somebody on the text just asked if you were.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
El salvadoran, Oh, well, hey, there you go.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Is Menji a common nickname or something is.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
A common last Yeah?

Speaker 8 (55:57):
How does that work out between your mom being Mexican
and your dad being.

Speaker 16 (56:02):
Beef Mexican Salvador There beef Apparently my grandpa my mom's
side really hated my dad. But we hear about this
a lot olliver like soccer, right, and then I'm saying
where it started, right, It's not where that beef started.
Eventually he got deported back to Mexico. I wonder how
that happened.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
You are still together.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I'm guessing it was the other family member.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
All right.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
So if your house caught fire and you could make
one last safe dash to save one item. Now, this
is after loved ones and pets, what would you grab
and want?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Well, after being a step parent, I don't really have much.
There is one thing that I have that has sentimental
value to me, and it's this like little wooden horse
toy that I used to have as a as a
little child. And it's on you know, it has wheels
and you pull it and on the Trojan horse. Yeah,
I'm saying, isn't it kind of like what the I mean,
that's what it looked like. Yeah, that's what it looked like.

Speaker 16 (57:02):
And so I would probably run in and just grab
that one thing because everything else I feel like is
just totally replaceable.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
We're getting to know Menji, who works in you would
have show production department. If a crystal ball could tell
you the truth about anything like what would you want.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
To know when and how I'm going to die? Thank you?
There's another one of us. I know. Okay, so I
have an explanation for absolutely not, thank you?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
But wouldn't you want to You are a person who
likes details and to prepare exactly, and this is about efficiency,
because yeah, you could prepare.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
If you find out it's going to be in about
a month, have an ice cream for dinner, I'm out.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
I like to prepare, but I'm not a super curious
person when it comes to like if somebody is like,
oh my god, this is so gross, you have to
see it.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
No, I don't like. I don't like to know things
like that.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
But wouldn't you want to know how much time you
have left so you can make the most of that time?
Are you just constantly living your life like there is
no tomorrow?

Speaker 12 (57:56):
Right?

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (57:57):
That is how I lived my life already, But because
I would have anxiety of every single day of going like,
oh I wasted a day and I only have, you know,
fifteen years and seventeen days left, and it stress me out.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, what if anything, do you have any guesses?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Have you thought about that? Because Greg and I have.
I think I have at least a year left. You
sit around and go like what happened? Yeah, like how
it might happen or oh like basically daily, but it's
more about the wind than the howse Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Like when I was when I was younger, before I
turned forty, I was convinced that I'd be dead before
I was forty. Like for some reason, I had this
weird gut feeling that I was going to die young,
and to me, that meant like I wasn't going to
make it to forty. You know, I had something, But
now I'm forty eight, so you're living on borrow time.
Borrowed time already.

Speaker 16 (58:52):
Definitely had something similar during COVID times twenty twenty. Yeah,
that's when I was twenty seven, Like, oh, that's the
whole twenty seven club thing. Yeah, right, Am I gonna
make it past twenty twenty or we're.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Getting to know menji?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
What if anything is too serious to be joked about?

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Oh man, I thought we were going to join funny.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
This is one of the same questions we ask in
the interview. To make sure that someone's not super uptight.
We tell them we'll keep their application on file.

Speaker 16 (59:16):
Oh boy, Well, I'm gonna say a school shootings. Cool shooting. Well,
here's the thing. I feel like everyone can try to
make light and laugh about every single thing, but not
everyone will laugh with you. And you know that's very
evident with this show. But for me, it's school shootings.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I did hear one funny joke about that that I
would like to repeat it. Let's see if we can
change my Menji and I can't recall her name, I'm
sure I can google it and find it out. She
just opens her set with, oh man, there are so
many school shootings these days, it's hard to pick a favorite.

(01:00:01):
My joke, but I laughed out loud, but it just
hit Greg the right way. Did you know something's just
hit you? Yeah? Why do you think that was so funny? Yeah?
Oh my god, I mean that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I find that it's disgusting that you enjoyed that last
last one bonus question because we went through the ten questions,
what celebrity do you irrationally hate?

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
And why?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
We've talked about this and there's always people were adding
to our list. Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon, I hate Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy's the best.

Speaker 16 (01:00:32):
Every time I see him, it's like, Okay, when are
you going to like forcibly laugh, like like it's this
over the top.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Yeah, I know it's ready. You can't see what he's doing.
But that was actually was pretty good channel Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
So no Jimmy Foullan, I irrationally hate them. Well, there's
Menji everybody. I think we know a lot more than
we did. I feel much closer to Menji ten minutes ago. Yeah,
or have a long has been since we started out
doing these questions. But Maggie, thank you for for coming in.
Welcome to the team, even though you've been here for
a couple of months. He did tell me the other
day Sea Bass has not said a word to him

(01:01:15):
in two months.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Who's Sproud? And he's not actually here in the studio.
It's not even in here right now for this. He's
he's in there. I know he's in the office.

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
Yeah, Ice, Yeah, I thought he would want to ask questions.

Speaker 16 (01:01:27):
I think he did acknowledge me at one point by
trying to avoid me like he saw me and then
did that more what.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
He shows next? Hang on, fellow comrades in mediocrity, I
want you to listen very careful. You can all go
straight to show The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
A lot of nice comments coming in.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
About about Menji.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
People really feel like they got to know him. That
was pretty cool. Well absolutely knowing nothing. Yeah, maybe he
would talk to people. I talked to him this morning.
Thank you very much. Shout out to Menji, Evil Dead Rules,
Jimmy Fallon Sucks, Jimmy fell Jimmy. Somebody had said, speaking

(01:02:20):
of people on the tech, said that half Bake should
be on Love on the Spectrum.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
I talked to him about it, yeah, and I was like, man,
he's I don't want to be on that, but his
brother and I agree that he would be an absolute
star on that television show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, I think he do pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
So we're gonna we're gonna try to talk to him again,
at least apply to try to be.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
On But is he looking for love or do you
want to find love?

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Has he been in a relationships?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I doubt it. I don't think so never, No, not
even like paid for.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Well, then he's right on schedule with the rest of
the cast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Let's get him laid. Yeah, but he hasn't. Let's get
him laid, but we'll send him like the whatever that branches.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
The ranch go to the.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
I don't know if his parents will be happy with
me if I helped him do that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Why how old is he? Let the guy have a
little fun? Yeah, why not? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Ye, well, maybe I'll discuss with his parents. And no, no, no, no,
don't discuss with his parents. We will discussed directly with
Hugh Man. We'll discuss directly with half big Menji, thank
you for I think he did a really good job.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
I did want to add one thing though, going back
to that Hammer and Hank, who was also on with
had more sexual encounters than Hugh half Big task.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
I find that hard to believe.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Yeah, in nightclubs, I've witnessed it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
You witnessed it. What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
You witnessed it like you watched you put what'd you do?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Yeah? I took.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I've seen in the corner. Man, do you think
to rubbers, sponges, towels, right, take him into back man,
take him into back rooms. Yeah, okay, that's saying we
need to do the same thing for half Bags.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Yeah. Yeah, Edi look wants to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
And if I'm his parents. I would want that for him, absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Are they like super like uptight religious kind of thing. No,
they're super cool. They love they love him being on their.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
All right, great yeah, great, done and done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Yeah, we'll figure it out. I'm not going through the
parents though. F that he's a grown man. Yea eight
seven seven forty four Wooding, and we beget another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. On a
Thursday morning. It's May fifteenth, twenty twenty five. My name
is Woody. That is Greg gorg Menace. Good morning to you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
We've got Gina grand Good morning. Sammy's here. Morgan's taken
your calls at eight seven and seven forty four. What
he sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. That right there is sea bass and sea
bass what he got for us this week in audio.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Obviously the pop Daddy trials going on, and a lot
of folks don't realize necessarily that's in.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
That's in downtown New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
No, the greatest, the greatest sound in the town of
New York City.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Good town, uptown Hell's kitchen.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I don't know they'll I'll have a bunch of stupid
names for all those stupid neighborhoods are filthy and full
of mania access. This first clip illustrates so entertainment to
night's outside with all the other you know, there's probably
fifty different media outlets out there. And this lady's get
ready to do a little you know, peace on the trial.
And who walks up a New Yorker with no shirt.

(01:05:40):
It starts screaming at her. I just live in life
and partying as you do in New York City.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Of course. All right, oh god, so this is a

(01:06:08):
did he supporter?

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
I think that is just.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Walking by?

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
I said, it's an old key and peel sketch, I said,
because I thought he was saying, like, oh, this is
a grown man business. That's what it sounds like. He said,
that's quite possible.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
He also said it takes something. And the something is
I mean with them them is the rules right right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
But by all means that this person just wandered the
street and talk to ths and just you know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Cavort contribute to the great speaking speaking of which and
just a small tangent here. We talk about this all
the time. How do these people, how are they allowed
just to continue to be out there, they close the asylums.
I'm saying, like time and time again, there was a
story I think it was Ohio. This guy he got
his twenty if du y how cops pulled him over swerving,

(01:06:53):
driving on like way under the speed limit. The guy
who's license was already suspended till the officer that the
beer smells from a spill in the van, and then
later admitted to pounding three beers and a shot, refuse
to take the field sobriety test, told the cop, why
don't you just take me to jail?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
So he's like, I done?

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Well do His rap sheet goes all the way back
to nineteen seventy four with nineteen previous arrests, and somehow
he's still out here doing laps in this van.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Well, he's yeah, definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I was like, dude, man, how many drinks have you
had tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Becau, I'm getting a pretty strong smell of alcohol coming.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Yeah, So, like, at what point do you just lock
him up?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Right? I don't know, not like for life, But you
know what I'm saying, like crime is legal now, you know,
not so much now it's we're getting a little a
little better better that's somebody that will kill somebody one day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Yeah, and they just keep okay, find happen right self
driving cars, coul stop this home minute or what about
like at least like one of those ankle monitors that
monitor your blood alcohol se right, yeah, so like he's
low start yeah, and make sure he's not driving.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
I don't know. I don't know. This week and audio.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Speaking of singers or people in the music industry in jail.
R Kelly, he's still in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
This is a clipman is found where apparently if you
have a connection or two, you can get R. Kelly
to sing happy birthday to you on your birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
We just missed your birthday. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
So here he is with that lady's fiftieth. All right,
don't hear anything.

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
I'm ride right here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Thank you, Thank you man who appeas on kids so exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
You still got it? Yeah, it's live.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
It's not like a cameo that they want to win you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
A happy birthday with a Yello pudding pop.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
They literally just took a phone and put it on
speaker and then held it up to a microphone for
the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
He's recording get songs.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
I know, he's having the best time in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
He can't stop telling this week in audio.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
All right, So where are we on the Justin Bieber
needs to get the Britney Spears treatment.

Speaker 8 (01:09:19):
We're still in the I'm telling you he's just a
stoner man, I'm tay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
This this clip he released recently, maybe maybe he confirms
or denies that where he goes on I guess Instagram
Live or one of those things where he's got the
face filter on makes his eyes look big and changes
his voice and he's talking about uh, you know what, Hey,
maybe maybe Bennie is Right's chill out as long as
you got Jesus with you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
But let me tell you something, g O d our boy, Hey, sus,
he's got a plan any worse all things together for Gucci.
Gucci is what we mean when we mean good.

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
Okay, that's stuff that I do when i'm which is
again that's that's not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, but combining that nonsensical. Yeah, did I tell you
I had that weird gut feeling?

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yes, that I think that's demise as close. Yeah, I
got this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I got this weird gut feeling, Like, man, I don't
think this guy makes it like another.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Year because he's a new dad. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I don't buy for one second all this financial problems
in the news. The Scooter bron loan that he got
that he owed him eight million dollars. They did an audit,
and that's why he was forced to sell his catalog
because he needed the money, and he sold it for
two hundred million. I don't buy that. He's not financially fine.

Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
Well that's oh no, that was well.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
I have a breakdown on that. It's a long story.

Speaker 8 (01:10:42):
But he oh, way before he got that to two
hundred million, he owed twenty million because he did a
tour that he paused in the middle of right where
he got he got forty million dollar vans, right, and
then the concert company said you owe twenty million, and
he said, well, I don't have twenty million right now
to give. So Scooter Bronze Company loaned him the twenty

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million on a ten ten year loan. It's this big
whole thing, and they started doing audits because he started
fighting on how the payments would happen, and that's why
he sent sold his catalog.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
So he's fine. Now, he's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
I saw the article.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
He clicked on it that's what I got on that
whole fully absorbed it apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yeah, did I know, dude?

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Good COMPREHENDI Menace, thank you amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Well, what I heard was that Scooter said you owed
me a million, and then he said, but don't worry
about it, and then they did the audit and said, no,
it's eight point eight million. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Yeah, so that's what a book report would have been
Menace back in the day in the tale two Cities
or so.

Speaker 8 (01:11:38):
But because he burned himself, because Scooter came back, because
Justin stopped doing the payments right, because he's like, you
overcharged me on some fees. And then Scooter's like, well,
I'll do an audit. And the audit came back and
said you owe me actually another million, and then Justin
seems like, of course you're going to say you owe
me another million. We'll do an independent audit. They do

(01:11:59):
that independent audit said, oh, do you think he's gonna
be dead with any No, I think you're totally wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
I'm I agree with Menace.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
I don't think so either, because we've seen this from
Justin before where he was pretty crazy there for a minute,
and that's when he was like finding God and doing
all this other stuff, and he kind of got upset
that everyone was seeing him so publicly being unwell, and
the paparazzi was taking advantage of it and all that stuff,
and it's just happening again.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Would you like to make a bet what he with
these two justin sympathizers, I'm not sympathizer.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
I'm just saying we've seen it before.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I'm rooting in any way, shape or form for him,
for his demise, I'd say it was just a really
weird got feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
I got. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
But even back to what you were just talking about, Sammy,
I didn't click on that article either when that happened.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Show, and that's John Bright back into this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Week and audio. Now, how could you make New York
City even better? I don't know if you can.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
You can if you had pit bulls. Greg, Oh, no, boy, well,
actually no, not not specifically. I'm being a little I'm
being a little inaccurate there. Bullies now, for the bully
breed is essentially a pit bull and a French bulldog
smashed together, so it's very low to the ground. You're
talking about American bullies, right, which are basically little crocodiles.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Yeah, they're crazy. I don't even know how they bully.
Is that the same as? Uh? What was that dog that?
Like the target dog and spuzz machanic?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
These dogs look like body builders.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Yeah, but they're like so rich. But I actually never
even seen one walk.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
Because they're not designed to be functional living beings like statue.
But amongst the hood they are mega popular these days.
In fact, we maybe had covering one of these conventions
very shortly here on the show, but in New York
City they had one. And because they're New Yorkers and
they're all aggressive morons who probably drive chargers and challengers.
As they're lining up their bullies to be judged against

(01:13:50):
each other, they can't help but talk nonsense and just
yell each other like this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
It won't be no longer.

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
Stuff ain't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Got it? Hell, yeah, let it be at this is
a new wave. But why does anybody care?

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
Exactly so, I believe or not. I follow some of
these guys on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Shocking.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
I believe it, And they're always.

Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
Talking smack about each other and how they have the
better dog and yeah, look how this one stands, and
you know, and uh, then they see each other in person,
and this is what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I thought, this is how much I knew. I thought, like,
I've heard people say bully before, and I thought that
was like a cute wave of saying pitbull.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Yeah, like I've got a bully like a bulldog.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Because that was I figured it was a way to
soften because you say bull, people immediately have a reaction.
But if you said I just thought it was like
a way to soften. But oh, I have a bully.
Bully breeds larger the bullies typically a word that people
have a great reaction to that comes from their history
of bull baiting where they would fight a large you know,

(01:15:08):
bulls and you know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Until they died. Yeah, this week and audio.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
God, I just I can't help but find great New
York City clips this week. So in this case, a
man is dealing with a New York City panhandler, which
is what you should always do, is what someone comes
up to you and start talking with them and negotiate
with them about you're gonna give you the money. So
this guy's negotiating with this with the panhandler. The panhandler,
as you will hear, turns on the guy until the
panhandler notices the man is wearing meta glasses the uh

(01:15:36):
the ray band meta recording glasses video. Yeah, so he
the guy the panhandler notices that and things change.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I need a couple of bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
I can't give you cash, bro, but I'm happy to
provide any diapers.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Unfortunately, this came off from prison, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
I'm willing to walk with you and literally a couple
of bucks. Help me out. I'm willing to go to Target.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I don't like?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
That's fine, then it's good. It's good saying I will
not Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, I don't Now they're buddies the glass.
Now they have a video of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Menis do you remember two thousand and seven.

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
Two thousand and seven, Yeah, the year two thousand and seven.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
In general, that's one for a bit for the show
Menace went out and he was panhandling the panhandlers speaking
of not engaging that one chased down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
So what would happen?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
In other words, the people who are it wasn't just
this guy who was sitting on the on the corner
by himself like this clip, right, yeah, like the one
like the one guy that will stand kind of behind
the people. A TM is like, you know, hey, asking
them clearly when they just got money.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Hey, do you have a couple of bucks?

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
No, I don't have anything on me. Well you're just
at the ATM and start following. But yeah, so what
would what would happen if you panhandled the panhandle?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I was wondering if I can get in a dollar?
I need it?

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Can I can I get a dollar? I need some money.
I need someone. See, I know you got some money.

Speaker 8 (01:17:02):
Say can I see?

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
Man?

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
I just really need a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I need ten dollars. So he's like, he goes back
and forth, get money for a transfer.

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
If you don't get away from me, I want to
knock him out. You get the Ali Sunshine.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
You're a great chart. Oh bitch, trong because you're stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
What's wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Because you're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
I'm just asking you for Keep in mind, he's, you know,
trying to ask this lady.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
He's the lady that I see every day ten years.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
And then out of the shadows from around the back
side of the staircase to a parting garage.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
So she says something and like straight up Debo from
Friday comes out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
And Menicico's running down the street.

Speaker 8 (01:17:44):
Are you an idiot for asking them for a quarter?

Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
Out?

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
What's the problem? Nothing? Ye see he's running.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
The guy's like three times the size of me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
A special like super sonic whistles.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
It makes Yeah, well anything is don't And the idiots
they don't want money for diapers or food or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
None of these people do stop don't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
This week in audio, man as we was speaking of
the streets and street terminology were recently introduced, or what
he was to the term unk Yeah text Charlotte the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Yeah, Well, I wasn't sure if it was a term
of endearment or if it was supposed to be an
insulting it is, and.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Uh, there's a lot of other terms out there. Y
n is one you'll hear. You might imagine what the
end stands for. Well in this video that I found
out world Star this guy. Yeah, I just learned about
why t is when you're in comments because people won't
type out white right capitol white capital tea. Yeah, And
why do you get flagged for saying what time? Is
it a timesaver? Because some people will.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
Put stuff so it doesn't get picked up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Algorithm it doesn't get it doesn't get flagged. Is that
what it is like? You can't say white.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
I'm not aware of that, but you might be on
the right track.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Because why would people put white is right? White?

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
What does it matter?

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
What's a great seventies throw back to whitey?

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Yeah? White? So that might be it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
I found The guy breaks down where those different terms
lie on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
The age spectrum is from.

Speaker 12 (01:19:09):
Eight to fourteen, okay, y is is from fifteen to
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Those are whyians.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Twenty six to thirty five, that's big bo thirty six
to forty four, that's unk forty five to fifty five.
That's og when you start getting into the sixties and seventies,
respect your illness.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Okay, so I'm not unk og og forty cooler than right,
and that's because they call Shannon sharpunk.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
But he looks younger than whatever he was fifty seven, Okay,
whatever happened to him? Okay, all right, we're cool. He's
hanging out right.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
I'd rather be an og yeah, way cooler.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
This weekend audio all right, from our friends at Inside Edition.
We love what they do. They have good.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
We've got some body cam here from a twenty eight
year old who was on her way to her job,
but she encountered a road closure because there was some
kind of street festival, street fair thing going on. Instead
of turning around and going all the way around, she said.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Not a dog. I'm just gonna remove this police barrier
and see what happens. Yes, let's find out.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
It started when the suspect kai to Barry Boston, got
out of her silver BMW to move.

Speaker 8 (01:20:24):
The police state.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
You cannot move this. I'm telling you right now. I
gotta go to work. What do you want to do?
You have to go to work. You cannot get out.
Please do not disturb this area.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
That doesn't stop.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
The twenty eight year.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Old stop your car, stop you stop?

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
So what was the job she was so desperate to
get to. She's an accountant.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Ye, if I should have paused it, we could have guessed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Oh damn, damn, an accounting emergency, a doc brain surgery.

Speaker 11 (01:20:57):
The numbers they need me don't crunch themselves.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
All the headlines of the story, says former former cheerleader,
which they're kind of leaning into the She's She's like,
doesn't it never been told? When her I do what
I want?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Is that? What that is? Is that what that is?

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
I mean a lot of girls who are pretty get
what they want and they're not used to be told no.
So when when they get older and they deal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
With author make that association. I thought it was like, Wow,
cheerleader became an accountant, because I'm not say, you know,
cheerleaders are not like going to be lawyers or doctors
or accountants.

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
Okay, that makes more.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Sense to me. I'm sinking that makes more sense to
me than.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
Well, I mean wrong though, I take the cheerleading factor
out of it. When you know, that's why negging works
because you know, attractive woman is you know, she gets
pretty much what she wants. But if you, you know,
counteract that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
It does her normal program Their normal programming is I'm hot,
everyone loves me. You shut up, stop talking. Screw with
that pretty good?

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
They're mean, they're just.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Sorry, excuse me.

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
Pretty girls are dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
But here's the thing, it's not necessarily it's not necessarily
the case anymore because as an o G, I can
tell you yeah, because as an OG, it used to
be that to be a cheerleader.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
You had to be cute. Now you don't have to
be You don't have to be cute. You don't have
to be regular.

Speaker 8 (01:22:24):
Yeah, you know, I had to fit down everybody, which is.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
First of all, spill out. It always was open to everybody.
You have to try out to be good.

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
It's interested to make the team with your size or
the way you look at all at all.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Now it doesn't. Now it doesn't. I'm telling you back
in that time, opening your book from the in the
in the eighties, early.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Nineties, it's a cliche for a reason.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
We were in high school. That was absolutely the case.

Speaker 9 (01:22:51):
Okay, well then I guess that hasn't been the case
then for.

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
A very long time.

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
I would say it's like starting in like the two thousands,
it sorted changing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Yeah, that's what people was like, Oh wow, there's one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
That was always weird when there was one.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
Now it's like half, right, are athletes and they're throwing
other girls in the air.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Sometimes you're just the ba athletics.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Sometimes you're just the foundation, you're not the flyer.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
What the meds you're getting at is because they just
there's not a selection of hot, thin girls anymore. Everyone's
just a giant blob these days, so you to take
what you can get. The athletic.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
Oh, my god, I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 7 (01:23:32):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Wood And we are back and wrap it up this
week's edition of the Week in Audio, the Little.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Pacer Inside edition. They got somebody cam audio.

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
May have seen these two cute little boys in their
pj's that were caught in the backyard, in their backyard
handling a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Oh, full on standoff, right, that's exactly right, Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
And the reason we have footage of this is from
the body cans, but also they had a drone overhead
that shows the two boys they knew they were being
surrounded by cops.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Yeah, and they're behind like an air conditioner, right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
And I know they've got like a nine millimeter with
them and they're like passing it back and forth between
them and like hiding it behind their backs. Right, kids,
the little scamps oil. Here is a little breakdown of that,
as well as some of the body cam audio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
The boys wearing Minecraft and Star Wars themed pajamas are
in their neighbor's backyard in Albuquerque. Officers decide it's time
to fire a non lethal rubber bullet. Let's go drop
it it's a perfect shot, landing right between the brothers.
The nine year old responds by raising the gun and
taking aim at the deputy. Officers say he actually pulled

(01:24:45):
the trigger, but thank goodness the gun malfunction. Another rubber
bullet is fired, and this time the deputies are able
to move in as the boys try to hide. Throw
out the mounta.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Hey, you love dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Apparently there their dad who's in and out of jail. Head.
I taught them how to use the gut pistol.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
If you see a police officer, you pointed at him
right here, right game, take about it, take cover.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
I see vegetation next week.

Speaker 8 (01:25:20):
Yeah. I've shot guns many times in my life. I've
never had a malfunction made.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
Here's stories about if it's not clean, get a jam.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good jam. Got to clear it out. Yeah,
that's happened. That is why I like keep your gun clean.
Also true, That's why I prefer revolvers because they don't
do that as much.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Let's get one more clip this week in audio.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
All right, here's a lady. Her name is Mia Rose McGrath.
She is twenty four British. As you care about to
hear from her explanation, and she's doing what I'm trying
to do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
The f i r E.

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
Financial independence, retire early, and she says she's she's got
like over seventy five thousand pounds save so far I'll go.
But she says this is just as smart as start
because she's only twenty four, and she does it by
eating a small fifty cent or fifty pea breakfast every day.

Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
I eat a fifty pea breakfast every day so I
can retire by forty My goal is to soft retire,
and that's to have the freedom to support.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Myself while working less.

Speaker 13 (01:26:20):
Sure, it means hustling extra hard in my twenties and
cutting back on things like daily coffees and getting my
nails done, but it also means that at forty five,
I won't have to ask my boss for a random
Wednesday off. I'll just take it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Yeah, O cool. I mean that makes sense at all times, right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
I think I was always kind of the goal, right,
But most people when they're her age don't even think. Now,
most people, you spend every sex, do you don't you
spend every cent you have?

Speaker 8 (01:26:42):
You have dead blast and berry glasson berry.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah, I mean the ultimate is you work until you
don't have to, and then everything just because you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Like it, just because you there's a.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Thing in your mind that switches to where every day
you go on is because you want.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
To be there. Yeah, you don't have to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
And you don't have to say yes to anything you
don't want to say yes to that. You you've gotten
to that point that and now it's just that it
doesn't mean you have to just because you can. You
do it until it's no longer interesting, fund stimulating. And
then and even.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
When you reach your point where not just scraping by,
still don't waste money on that daily coffee. You should
always live that way. But it's still good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
And we say that, but we don't do that. We
we buy get at home. There's ways to cut skipping
nail appointments. It doesn't need just buy the newest Stanley Bugs.
It's a different color.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Mean, she's she's eating pea for breakfastfast fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
It and like wiggled it around, wiggled it around.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
She would we'll be right back the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Welcome back everybody. Hello, it's a pre Friday. It's Thursday morning.
It's May fifteenth. It's payday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
payday today for those of us.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Fifteenth and last day of the month. Happen to pay day?

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
Here today, gone tomorrow pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
What's what's the date that the average person has to
get to the break even day?

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
It's Freedom Day somewhere around. We're still not out.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I don't think we've paid, ye I know, but it's
in June, June or July. Yeah, I think we average.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Person, Yeah, where we stopped working for the government.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
It's like every dime you've earned from January first until
that date is all the money that you're paying the
tax for the year, and then from that point to
December thirty first, that's what you actually get to keep
you right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Wow, for us, Yeah, you did all that just to
pay your taxes. I'm looking for it, and it's defining times.
Freedom Day.

Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
It says it's around mid April, so we already hid it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
For some reason. I thought it was in No. This
one says here if looking at a different site, June twelfth.

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
Yeah, that way June.

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Call it tax Freedom Day. It's mid April. But I
think those people are just paying too little taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
I did you see you half the year?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Basically, I posted a video of the other day menace
on our Instagram story, the NFL player who was breaking
down his game day check. Yeah, okay, yeah, this goes
everywhere else and just showing people like, oh my god,
how much you got killed in taxes? And it's like, yeah,
because people who make a lot of money pay a
lot of money in taxes. Yes, you still make a

(01:29:34):
lot of money, but you pay a lot in taxies.
So the whole thing about not paying your fair share.
I think his tax rate ended up being about fifty percent,
So for every dollar he earned, he got to keep
fifty cents, whereas the average person thirty maybe thirty percent
of what you earn goes to taxes. So you're keeping seventy, right,

(01:29:55):
you know, maybe maybe a little bit less, maybe like
sixty seven percent you get to keep. This guy was
like at fifty percent.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
He's living in legal Denmark.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Yeah, I mean, now, granted, I think every week his
check was like three hundred and ninety some thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
It's going to be okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Yeah, all right, because yeah, it was a game check,
so yeah, football. My question was, that's only during the season, right,
so we're talking about seventeen weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Yeah, right, because there's seventeen games, sure that would be
a game check. I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
To look more, I'll find the video again. I'll send
it to you guys so you can check it out.
And people sleep on other taxes. Don't forget sales tax,
stay right, capital games. Yeah, the walking tax, whether it
tastes paid? Day May fifteenth, it's also International Family Day. Cool,
It's International Kangaroo Care Awareness Day.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Right one up close? No, yeah, happened. They're so cute.
What about the ones that are like super swool. They
had a few of those at this place I went
to where you can feed them by hand, and they
were all tame.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
And yeah, look how muth killer in the flood ripped.
I'd today his asphalt Day. Who gets that excited about asphalt?
It's break the glass ceiling Day, It's bring flowers to
someone day, Customer experience day. I've made it my mission.
There's this guy I stop at a seven eleven when
I go for my flight training stuff. It's right by

(01:31:16):
where I'm going. I stop in there almost every day.
This guy just has this like look on his face,
like yeah, right, gray hair, maybe mid fifties. I would say,
and I go, hey, man, how you feeling today. He
just looks at you and I go, awesome to hear. Yeah, yeah,
I said, just the same old stuff for me today,
Like I'm having a like as if he's on. Yeah,

(01:31:37):
but he's just like I finally got him to I
say you good today.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
He goes, It's almost I'm getting somewhere progress.

Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Yeah, So I'm I'm giving him the friendliness the customer
service expect. Today's National Chocolate Chip Day, National Nylon stocking Day.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Okay, and we got some birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
And Porno Birthday is coming up here in just a second.
That's right after Menas tells that's what's happening in the
world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
Well, Kelly Clarkson just recently did a concert in New
Jersey and someone in the audience said you look sexy,
and she responded with thank you. And she followed up
with a story about getting into it with her HR
at her talk show because HR said, Hey, you can't
just keep on telling people that they look good, because

(01:32:24):
you're kind of implying that they used to look bad.
And her response was, yeah, She's like, I used to
be fat, and people saying that I look good, I
enjoy that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Yeah what a concept, I know, but menace. If somebody
compliments for you, it means they're creepy.

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
Oh they're super creepy, and they need to get away immediately, right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Sammy Ye.

Speaker 8 (01:32:49):
Speaking of looks, DeBie Moore said that she had one
big demand when she shot the bikini scene on the
movie Charlie's Angels Full Thottle.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
I don't know if you saw.

Speaker 8 (01:33:01):
That was way back in two thousand and three, So
this is about, you know, I don't know through the
math twenty years ago. She said she didn't want her
butt to be shown. She was very concerned about her butt.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
She said.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
She doesn't know why at the time, but she's like, look,
you can show my rock hard body, but don't show
my butt.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
She just thought she had a flabby butt.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
I bet.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:33:23):
So they ended up showing Cameron what's her name Diez's
butt in the movie. And so she seems like person
just a you know, straight down Yeah, just got a
little bit of a butt, but they share this the
bikini scene together, so she was the one that ended
up showing her butt. Now, that was when she was
forty years old. The fast forward to now where she's

(01:33:43):
sixty two years old and she's in that movie The Substance,
which I absolutely love. Has anybody watched it?

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Watch it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
No? I loved it. I thought it was great.

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
Okay, and it's on one of your favorite platforms, great,
Amazon Prime.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Okay, I'll watch it. Then watch it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
She's super naked in that movie, so okay, I didn't
like her. Yeah, and you see her butt, So she's.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Looking back twenty some odd years ago thinking damn, why
did I have an issue with myself?

Speaker 8 (01:34:15):
I know I would have loved to have that butt
on screen exactly. Speaking of streaming, have you guys watched
Tom Segurro's Netflix show Bad Thoughts Yet?

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
And I watched two episodes. I think he would like it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Would he?

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
I think he would?

Speaker 15 (01:34:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
So weird? It's it was actually really damn funny. Now
I like it. I love Tom Cigar, but it's so
not what you expect. Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
Am I wrong in maybe describing it as the Naked Gun?

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
But kind of Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
But like NC seventeen Naked Guntally.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
It's just the most random scenarios you can think of,
and it's basically like watching a series of miniature movies. Yeah,
they're about seventeen minutes. And did you see the ones
where he didn't have appear he? I was like, how
is that? I did?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
I did see where he had to shave the beard
on this social media so different.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Yeah, you look weird, but he.

Speaker 8 (01:35:10):
Has no beard that one totally.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
It's not only like borderline X rated. Oh my god,
I'm in it's funny. Yeah, so look it up. It's
available now on Netflix. It's called bad Thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:35:24):
So well done though by Tom Cigarett. Yeah, really really good.
Did you see Burt Kreischer promoting it as well?

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
I did not.

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
Yeah, so Bert is like, oh, I remember when I
had my first Netflix show. I had this person in it.
I had pretty much all my best friends. And then
he talks about everybody that's in Tom Sagura's show, and
he doesn't list himself. It's pretty funny, all right. The
Can's Film Festival is going on right now, and ladies,
there's a new dress code.

Speaker 7 (01:35:52):
Tell her.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
Yeah, so this dress code is actually affecting a couple
of people like Halle Berry who had to change her
outfit last minute because huz No, well, they said they
don't want really revealing stuff there. But the major thing
is they don't really want large trains, so they don't
really want these really long dresses that you might have
seen aligned with the with the met gala. And the

(01:36:16):
reason being is that apparently that these dresses complicate the
seating arrangements and these screening rooms. The screening rooms apparently
are not that big. So if you have this big, huge,
flowy dress and you sit down, you're taking up a
lot of space.

Speaker 7 (01:36:30):
And I thought it was for the entrances, like they're
going to take so much longer when you're waiting for
somebody's trains.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:36:35):
No, they're like, you're taking up too much room in
the screening room.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
It doesn't need its own chair.

Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
Yeah. Oh have you seen this, Sammy, Now this is
kind of in your world. A lot of people are
still talking about the Morgan wall and walk off thing
on SNL. How long agoes that a long time? Like
months and months ago. They're like, oh, he's such a jerk.
You just took off like immediately when it was done.
He has finally talked about it, and he talked to

(01:37:01):
a variety about it, and he says, I wasn't even mad.
I just wanted to go home. I was tired. I've
been there all week.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Okay, but so it's everybody else I know, and you're
the guest, and you really I mean, it's not kind
of addict. It's not the worst thing in the world,
but you really only had about what another minute the
after party.

Speaker 8 (01:37:19):
But I like that he's saying this because his people
immediately said, Oh, it was just you know, the way
that he walked all week during her rehearsals.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
Oh, he thought he was supposed to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
Yeah, there's there's a mixed messaging going on there on
why he walked off. But hopefully it's over. It's the mystery, okay.
Uh oh, something I kind of forgot about.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Remember that TV show The Bear for Fest.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Yeah, it's funny, you said, because I know so many
people who loved that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
I don't know that I loved season one. Season one
was great.

Speaker 8 (01:37:53):
It reminds me a lot of uh what uncunt gems
because of the intensity of it, and and I kind
of started falling off, But I just stuck with it
because you know, I was watching it right now. I'm
not even excited that they have announced season four actually
the release date, and the release date is June twenty fifth,
and it's going to be on Hulu.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
I love Hulu, shout out Hulu, but I don't know
if I'm going to be here for it when it comes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Out that even season one wasn't good really, yeah, because
they were trying to take it so seriously, like they're
into this restaurant business and they just made sandwiches right,
like a big deal. Yeah, it was just it was plotless.
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Like when I first started hearing about this show, The Bear,
I was picturing some wilderness show, right, and that makes sense.
I had no idea saw i'd hear that. I immediately just
disregarded it because I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Like, dude, I watch her. Know why they call it that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Yeah, but you still don't You still don't know why
they called the Bear.

Speaker 8 (01:38:49):
I don't watch it spoiler because that's what they called
the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
They called the restaurant because they changed they changed it.
Oh I don't remember that. Well, there you go, Bear's
coming back.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Yeah, go, time for your birthdays and your porno birthday
show Shday.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
We're gonna it's Shimoday. We're gonna sit Pat, It's Shiday,
and you know we don't do what webday.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jamie
Lynn Sigler. Oh love her Meadow soprano, who's forty four today,
Chazz Pulmonary.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
He sat right where Greg is sitting right now. He
was a guest on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
He was our first guest.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Yeah, Sonny in a Bronx Tale which he also wrote.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Love that movie. He was in Modern Family, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Kaiser Soss and the Usual Suspects.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
He's no, he was chasing. Yeah, he was a cop,
the good guy. Yeah. He's seventy three.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Dallas Cowboys, legend Just for Men, Pitchman and winner of
Dancing with the Stars. Emmitt Smith is fifty six today.
Former ESPN and now current host of The Dan Patrick Show.
Dan Patrick, guess how old he is today? Greg, Let's
just say I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
He's sixty nine, Brad And and his studio is so cool.
I've always liked to watch it on TV. You see
the television version of his show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
Man, It's like he was the first guy to do that,
and then Pat McAfee started doing that, and other people
started building sets like that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
It's cool. I'm friends with his brother Bill. By the way.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Ray Lewis the retired linebacker for the Baltimore Ratbirds, former
murder suspect Where is the suit Way? He's fifty years
old today. Andy Murray the tennis player. He won the
US Open in twenty twelve. He's thirty eight. David Krumholtz,
we were just talking about this guy. Why does that ring?

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
About?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Bernard the Elf and Tim Allen's the Santa Claus movies,
and he was Goldstein in the Harold and Kumar movies.
I remember he was talking about how we'd messed him up.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
He's forty four. And Alexandria Breckinridge Sophie on This Is Us.
She also played Jesse on The Walking Den forty three.
Today and Your Porno Birthday is Angie Moon and Today's
Birthday Girl. She's handled more knobs than a recording studio
sound engineer one hundred and twenty fine films, including anal
Tryouts Volume one. She was in My Parents Banged My

(01:41:06):
Boyfriend Volume two. Wow, Business Class Sluts Volume one. Classy
did the nicest one. Yeah, rear ending my girl Angie.
She was also in having some anal fun with a
new friend and who could forget her unforgetable role in
Angie Moon is queafing?

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
Okay, thanks for the warning.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Yeah, that's Angie Moon, who is thirty nine years old
today and at Chipporano Birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Thursday morning look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Show more fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had Goneerie
a few times, and I'd say I haven't had Gonerieity Show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
All Right, that's it for Thursday morning. Everybody good. Yep,
let's see full show podcast find if I going to
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We call him Menji. His last names like so it's
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That's what he goes by. And we did a getting
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(01:42:09):
new people that work on the show, news headlines, little
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love those music things that we do. But we have
that for you. It's all on the podcast. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow, you guys, is Friday,

(01:42:31):
and we're gonna get through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can with the fail stories. We're
gonna have the dumb Ass Contest. That'll be the duy
q that and anything else that we can do to
get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
All happen and Friday here on The Woody Show. Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
Please. Yeah, sometimes it's fun to make the people who
hate you hate you more. It's kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Like Baseball's America's pastime. That has got to be one
of my favorite things. Oh yeah, Because once I find
out that somebody really doesn't like me, and I realized
like this is not a person I'm interested in, I
really lean into the hole. Like whatever it is about
me that they don't like, I really lean in hard
on that stuff to them and around them. Yeah, you've

(01:43:17):
always been a fan. Oh dude, stirring the pot is
one of my favorite things. Yeah right, It brings me
so much joy. As you call it, fuel on fire.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for give me the What Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
Smduam, quit this bitch.