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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today
is May the sixteenth, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday.
(01:01):
Who I tell you the week started fast, then just
stopped on a dime, and now we've made it to Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Welcome, thank you for being here.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I'm Boddy. That's great gory grip out. There is Menace,
Gina grad Happy Friday to year. I got Mas. Sammy's here,
there is Morgan, we got Bond, We've got Menji, we
got bored, we.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Got you, we got it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
We made it to the end of the week.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It was a long haul, but.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Here we are.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah all right, So here's a guy lined up for
you today here on this Friday edition of The Woody Show.
Of course, the Fail Stories Dumb Ass Contest will be
the d U y Q. That'll be a little bit
later on in the day. We'll give you a chance
to win a prize. We've got some other stuff, news headlines,
some entertainment. We've got the Birthday's porn of birthday all
on the way You're on the Woody Show. Was reading
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something kind of interesting about how the Southern accent is
fading and most likely on its way to extinction.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I don't believe that, yeah, because I mean I I
was born in Ashville, Tennessee. Yeah, and everyone around me
had the accent. When I go back home now it's
it's much Disappearum.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, they got televisions and modern life. So what will
the country singers do, Sammy less endearing, They're still going
to like lean into it or they can turn it on. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, look at they'll fake it like they do
now due me. Well, look at Chanel West Coast. She
has a country song out right now and she sounds
mega country. She has so much twang. Chanel West Coast, Yeah, Greg,
(02:45):
Chanel West Coast, Greg. She I mean I know who
she is.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I watched Ridiculousness and she's the chick that sits there.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling
up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid
sounding uneducated or or quote to hometown. Even kids born
and raised in the South, they're talking like they're from
California now. But if you can just drop the accent.
But I would think like people would want to move
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to a certain place because they want to be a
part of whatever that is. Like they like the whole
Southern charm and like the Southern God, what.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Is the accent that everyone puts on when they want
to sound stupid or mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.
They don't put on Baltimore. They don't put on green.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
They do Bore. People know that. Yeah, the Massachusetts accent.
They don't New York. They don't put New York. It's
all kind of the version of the same. They don't
put on a long line of accent when they want
to sound dumb, they do.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Still I'm a dumb hit exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Well, depends on what it's about.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Mostly almost always.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult in hillbilly redneck,
et cetera. That's the enjoy the Southern n I like it.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, I mean, it's it's nice. It's it's guy that
comes okay. Uh feels like it depends, I mean, because
there there's a difference, right, Like, uh, I think there's
one that sounds like kind of sweet, and there's hey, y'all,
but then there's a matter ones y'all, just like you know,
like we're there's I don't get I don't know how
to appropriately appropriately described. You're like, there's a different sweet hey, y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Would you like some more sweet too?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Right?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
It's a southern versus the hillbilly yeah, right, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
If you went I think there's maybe certain situations like
if you needed open heart surgery and it was a
life for death, right, life for death, and you go in,
they're like, all right, now you've not met this person,
you're not talked to them yet. You just did your research,
you found the best heart surgeon on earth, and you
went in for your consultation and go all right, man,
so here's what we're gonna do what we might do.
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We're gonna open you up, we're gonna go in there,
we're gonna clean all that out, and then we're gonna
you'd be like, maybe maybe I'll call number two on
the list. Some people so text people wouldn't care. But
I I hear what you're saying now, I get what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Now, technically everybody has an accent, right, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Think any of you guys have one. I don't think
I have one. My wife doesn't believe that she had
to it. My wife did not believe that she had
one until she met you. True story. She definitely has
an accent. Yeah, because the minute that the minute that
greg because she's from Saint Louis, so it's that whole
like kind of Saint Louis. Yeah. Yeah at the a's
are I have a black backpack? Yeah, it's in my Cadillac.
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Used to be way worse.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't talk like that. Yeah, yes, yes
you do, right.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yes you do. Wow.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I got to listen to her more.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, I heard us. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four
Friday check in. Send your check in a check in
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
I was working in the radio in the street, working
in the past thirty years. This is our every day
people industry are getting cut left and the right left,
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and the left is left and yeah, they've never gone.
You know what we should really add position. I wonder
if today's the last a Yeah, it's the Woody Show,
you know what. That thought doesn't really even enter my
mind on a Friday. Yeah, because it is Friday. The
last thing you want to think about is work, and
you're gonna leave no matter what.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I'm not working for the next.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Couple of days.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Welcome to Friday. It is another hour of insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. May sixteenth, twenty twenty five,
Woodie Greig Menaced Brady. There's a Sea Bass morning, Sea Bass.
Have be Friday to you any big exciting weekend planning
Sea Bass? No?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Not really, you're not doing I am okay, just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What he's not he's he's lying? No, because where are
you sending Morgan to cover something? Because you I thought
maybe you had something really cool going on. No, No,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Seeing some people that I already know. I'd say a
friend to meet up. But other than that doesn't that's
something special. That's why I missing the thing that.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Was rescheduled that I love that Friday entergy up with
the bubble cord.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
He hanging out with friends, not something special.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Because it's unremarkable. OA, haveppy Friday, Happy Friday. Yeah, We've
got Morgan here taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us your Friday check in your text
over to two two nine eighty seven. We've got the
dumbass contest. The d u i Q is coming up
for you later on this hour. Well, it's start this
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hour with your Friday fail story. Ladies and gentlemen, boys
(08:14):
and girls, It's time for your Friday fail. Sorry. A
lot of people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that can never go wrong with it. Somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stake in mega uber ultravel. Okay, all right, yes,
(08:45):
yeah you know what strong unlike see you basses Friday energy, right, yeah,
I thought we really brought up that one. We're gonna
start with this story. I just saw this morning, this
old driver, this old elderly person who crashed into the
Webster bank on Root fifty nine in Nantucket, New York
for the second time in two months, the same place.
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Both accidents happened on a Friday. The old ass person
whose name wasn't released, wasn't hurt. No one inside the
bank was injured. Either the police are still looking into
what happened, didn't share any more details or if the
driver was going to be charged or the very least
their license taken away. Yeah, and I know. Look, I
get it, you're old and you don't like to lose
your independence, and old people don't want to give up
(09:28):
their license. But I think, like anything else, there comes
a time. This is your sign. The second time in
two months you're crashing into the bank. I told you
I was at the DMV and saw this lady do
an eye test, and then I saw her outside and
she's like barely even moving on a walker. I'm like,
her reaction time has to be awful. Yeah, I told you.
(09:49):
I told you that story. I was walking into a
burger King just to go grab something because the drive
through line was really long. I'm gonna go inside, grab
something real quick, get out. So as I'm walking in,
there's an old person who's putting their tray or whatever.
They had their garbage into the trash receptacle by the
door to walk out. I had time to walk up.
(10:09):
I was the second person in line. Order my food,
get my food, get my drink from the fountain, walk out.
The old person was still in the process of getting
in their car. They had walked so slow, like a
sloth to a big like suv, like a big yeah,
and so they can barely crawl up into this thing.
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It took them forever to get just from the door
of the burger king to their carping. And what kind
of reaction time could this person have that can't be safe.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
It's fair to say, seventy five, you have to take
your driver's test again something.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean something. Hopefully by the time if I
lived that long, they'll have the driverless cars.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Nice chill, go full way mom.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
And there's another example like as soon as we start
the fail segment, sea Beast comes in for the hello
at the top of the oven and he walks right
back out. Uh, he's probably gonna go plug in to
get some more energy for Friday. But here's somebody who
shares his Friday enthusiasm one of these useless a holes
in Congress who are working hard for the citizens. Utah
Congressman Blake Moore is in the news this week because
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he fell asleep on the House floor when it was
his turn to vote. Here's some audio for when they
called on him to get his vote.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Mister Fitzpatrick, mister Fitzpatrick, no, mister stuby, mister stuby no,
Miss Tinny, Miss tinny. No, mister Moore, mister Moore, Hello, hello,
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mister Moore.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
No me, I thought that was that other one. Do
you see on the news that lady right, the blonde, Yeah,
the blonde was knocked out a lot. Yeah, I mean
it would be mad boring. Is everybody's voice terrible? Was
it there something going on in Congress just recently with
I don't know the uh it was the the Supreme
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Court and they're doing like some hearings or whatever, and
some guys like on there talking in his voice is awful.
It's heartless enough. All these people, all these people are
a thousand years old taking naps.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
This next one is from Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
With this dude, he dropped six hundred and forty dollars
to buy his wife an official Trump branded watch. Right,
she's icy, she's a big fan. But when it showed up,
there was a problem. Instead of Trump, the tea was
missing and the face of the watch, says Rump. They
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n were not amused.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Just thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and
I knew it would be something that she'd like.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I noticed it right away.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
The tea is missing, it just says Rump. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I wanted to be a special thing for her, and
we had expected that it would have the integrity of
President of the United States, and an apology would be
nice for making my wife's cry.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Uh hell oh cry? How tacky? Anyways, mega classy watch,
pink and gold. Yeah. Oh, he was ghosted, probably went
to the wrong website. Yeah, he was ghosted by customer service.
So he called the local news for help, and what
do you know, magically the rump Watch company responded, offered
him an apology for his crying wife, a replacement watch,
and an eight hundred dollars coupon that accused by other
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tacky crab to watch his sales. By the way, why
does all the patriotic gear have to be stupid? It's
like it's oh God, flags and eagles and a lot
of airbrush crap always So this rump watch I had
six and forty dollars. It looks like a knockoff rolex.
This next one is from South Carolina, fifty two year
old guy named Eric Slat. He was at a petting
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zoo family run place where they have you know, all
kind of animals to interact with, beyond the usual goats
and crab like that. They have some exotic stuff. Kangaroos, wallabies,
camels would go anyway. Eric thought it'd be really fun
to quote rough House with this one kangaroo, mister Jack,
who wasn't known to be aggressive, but on this particular
day just wasn't happy, you know, wasn't I don't know,
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I don't know what was going on. I was not happy,
just wasn't having it. And mister Jack beat Eric to death.
His body was found in the kangaroo enclosure, multiple blunt
force injuries winner by knockout mister Jack. They do box,
and those things are ripped.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
They are yep. I met kangaroos in Australia and they
were so sweet, even the pie. They were so tame
and I got to feed him car.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I've seen people online boxing them because like the kangaroos
will mess with somebody's.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Dog and to save your dog and then they lean
back on their tails and just donkey kick you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh yeah. And this next one, this final story here
this week is from Florida with this guy accidentally shot
himself inside of a Walmart. Apparently it happened when he
drops his gun, which before we judge, I ask you
to turn to the Book of John, chapter eight, verse seven.
I think it says, uh, let he who hasn't dropped
your gun, will shopping at Walmart be the first to
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accidentally shoot themselves or something something like that. Yeah. Quote Anyway,
cops swarmed the place because you know, shots fired. They
locked down the store. They kick everybody out, they're searching
the store. One shopper something it up best while talking
to the local news saying, quote, it's not the weirdest
thing to happen into Walmart, honestly, kind of expected. Luckily
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for mister Butterfingers. The paramedics they got there pretty quick.
They rushed them to the hospital. He's expected to be fine,
like physically, his egos Pronta Daniel. But yeah, j hegg
on your face. There's your Friday fail stories. Everybody. We're
going to take a break. We'll come back with our
dumb ass contest this week. The dumb Ass Contest today,
the duy Q. You guys know how that works. If
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you'd like to play, call us now eight seven seven
forty four. What he is? The number? Sea Bass talking
to a drunk asking them some trivia questions and you
just have to guess correctly two out of three times.
If the drunk will get it right or not, you
don't even know the answer. Just guess if the drunk
will get it right or wrong. Two out of three
times you do that correct, are gonna be the winner?
Eight seven seven four Woodie.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Going to go, oh God, he's here again. You're so tortured, man,
I am. We're ready to go the Friday morning dumb
ass contests. And the dumb ass contest today, of course,
is the like you Yeah, I like you?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
See I asked, please explain the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Everybody.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I find someone nice and drunk and ask them just
the simplest of trivia questions, and that's the game. You
guess whether there is this person so drunk that they
won't know the answer to these questions that otherwise everyone
is well aware.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, minute, tart off the streak.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Absolutely are they so drunk? So if you can guess
whether they know, two times out of three you win.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is? The phone number?
And we go to I don't know, you pick a
line here, Sammy, which one do you want to go with?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I say line four?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Line up, be four, That would be be Rad. Good morning, Brad,
Hey Page, do you want you? And you're gonna be
our contestant? How exciting, Brad. Before I get to the
questions that the account, we're gonna get to know this
drunk person a little bit better, just that a little
how with it or not with it? They are? And
who is this person's sea best?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
It's Robert and he's gonna tell us about the specialty
cocktail he's having, as well as how he keeps himself
from doing something irresponsible.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
All right, here is Robert. What are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
An?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
What are those cinnamon?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Those little one of the hot tamalies that tastes just like.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
That liquid and it gets you drunk?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yes, responsible responsibility tea. I have a younger brother that
I have a younger brother that is two years younger
than me. Multiple of the uys just call it commu
where you don't. I mean, I may can use virtal
Bolgar language, but use your your brains man like uber
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uber uber. So he's having a hard time, but he's
pretty chill. Yeah, it sounds like he's drinking fireball. He's
you know, he's having a good times.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Bloger language include the hot Tamale cocktail typically is made
with tequila, hot sauce.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And celua. Oh horrible comedy, very disgusting. Now, Venice, you
were all about the fireball for a minute. I love
fireballs really still Yeah, yeah, God, I just haven't heard
for a while. There was like it's very sad. Yeah,
but he was all about it for a minute. Of
marijuana you do, Oh yeah, marijuana is definitely it's all
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about his first love at this point. Yet all the time. Yeah,
I mean they have marijuana. Seltzer's greg joined fun. Okay, Brad.
Question number one for the d U i Q. Here
we go. What are the.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Two particles in an atomic nucleus triple?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
No, I'll say no for Robert, I feel like man.
No for Menace. I was gonna say I thought maybe
he and somehow watched it on drunk History. Now you know,
(19:26):
I'll go with my initial gut feeling. Yes for Menace.
Oh so no for the drunk Yes for Menace. No
for Sammy only because her head's still down and writing,
what do you say? Probably doing the.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Ones below that too, I'm going trips.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
No trips, no, no, menace and Sammy, do you think
that Robert here is going to get it?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
No, no, But what do you think you're Brad? Yes
or no?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
No? All right?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
What are the two particles in an atomic nucleus?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Menace? Ions and neurons?
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Good one, good one, Sammy, Nuclear and proton nuclear.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It's a proton and neutron, right, yeah, yeah, I mean
they could have gone quark as well, and I would have.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
What is quirk?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
That's what makes up protons and neutrons.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It wasn't familiar with that. Protons and neutrons.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yes, nuclear, not nuclear, But.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
That's why I was trying to come up with something
that was like atomic.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
That's why I put nuclear. But I know protons and neutrons.
I watched Jimmy neutron whatever.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Remember the neutron dance.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
She tricked herself out of it. I didrons. Now Brad
says that Robbie won't get this one right, and if
that is the case, good news for Brad. He'll be
on the board of this first point here in this
round of the duy Q.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
What are the two particles in an atomic nucleus.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, there it's you. There's water and hydrogen.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Those are the two ones in a new.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
And hydrogen, right, correct? A kind of redundant? Yeah, all right, well,
good news. You're on the point, on the point. You're
on the board with the point here, Brad. Congratulations, you
got two more questions, get one more point. I think
you can definitely do that. Let's see question number two
for the d uy Q.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
The super Bowl Trophy is named after what famous NFL coach?
Oh gave the answer?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh right, No for Robert? Where what kind of place
did you find Robert outside of? Not a gay bar?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
That's that's exactly what that's where you're going.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So not a game. I'm playing the numbers. I get,
I'm playing the numbers. Yeah, So no for Robert. I'll
say no for Robert, Yes for Sammy, No for Menace.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
I'm going no Robert, yes Sammy, Yes Menace, Gregory.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
That's kind of what I was thinking. Okay, definitely no
for Robert, Yes for Menace. I'm on the fence about Sammy,
but I will say yes for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
So that's for Sammy. All right, Menace and Sammy? Do
you think that right? We'll get it right, absolutely not. No,
all right, Brad, your guess.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
I'm gonna go guess it.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I'm gonna say Robert got this one right, I got.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
So I know what now he gets one point, he's
getting reckless? Yeah, yeah, you know what keeps it interesting?
I like it. It's exciting, Brad, all right? Question number
two for the d U i Q.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
The Super Bowl Trophy is named after what famous NFL.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Coach Menace Vince Lombardi, Sammy Vince Lombardi? Correct feeling. I
almost got thrown off because the NBA Trophy was here
in the office yesterday, okay, And I was like, wait,
am I getting the names confused?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Now?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I can't remember that. That's uh, I don't know it
was yesterday.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, I was here. I totally find and you had
the thought yesterday?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The name right? Yeah, I'm like, wait, so I'm assuming
you looked it up. Am I mis hearing the name?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I will give me us some credit. Only recently has
the name of the NBA trophy become common place at least? Oh,
is it annoying when they call it.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The Larry op Yeah? Is that what it is? Larry O'Brian, Yeah, Okay,
just save me from googling Larry. There you go, Larry.
Brad's getting wild here, guys, he's getting nuts on a Friday.
He said crazy. He said that, Robbie. Alright, you do.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Let's see if it pays off for you. Question number
two on the d y Q. The Super Bowl Trophy
is named after what famous NFL coach?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I can say the Steelers. That's that's a team, not
a coach, though the coach's name. I haven't no idea.
I know the Steelers one two years ago.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
Move that wins now, that's fine.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Sadly, the Steelers did not win two years ago.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
To be to be clear, Green Bay. Yeah, yeah, I
not asked this question. What would that have been twenty eleven?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
The audio for fourteen years right, Hey, Brad, Sorry, did
not get the point on the one. Yeah, if you
would have played the numbers, if you would have played
the numbers on the d u i Q and how
this game normally goes, you would have been sitting here
a winner right now. But you need to rely on
question number three and getting that one right in order
to be the winner this week. Question number three on
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the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Dali Lama is the leader of what religion, oh God
should be in everyone's mind.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You have new pope and yeah, no, we were just
talking about the Dalai Lama because I didn't realize that
was the name. I thought it was like the title,
like Pope, right, it is, it's both, but don't they
it is the title. I thought it's the title.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
But also like Disney is Dolly Lama?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Right do they have like right John Smith? So John
just becomes the Dalai Lama. I got that.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah, like the pope.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, some like Lama Comma the Dolly On a guest
list somewhere.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Okay, it says, yeah he is, well, he is considered
a reincarnation. We all know that they do not have
to change their name.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
But nobody ever refers to him, right yeah, yeah, okay,
Bot sorry Dolly all.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Right, see thoughts, I don't know what you're talking about.
Robert A right, yes or no?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
You know I was so happy with my last guest.
I'm gonna do it again. Yes to Sammy, Yes to Menace,
No to Robert.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
All right, No for Robert, I'm gonna sweep it. No yeah,
triple no, triple no Menace and Sammy no, no, no,
this is it make or break my friend, Brad. What
do you think? No, for sure?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Question number three on the d u i.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Q, the Dali Lama is the leader of what religion?
Sammy Buddhism?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Menace Buddhism. Wow, all right? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Specifically to that and Buddhism, but yeah, bet on this today.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
And an amazing kisser.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Oh yeah to the children.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Want to know his actual name? Yeah, I would love
to tens and yachts.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah that it was Tyrone. All right, it's Brad is
saying no way La Marius O'Connell. Robert did not get
this one right. And if that's the case, he's gonna
be a winner of the d y Q. Question number three, the.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Dalai Lama is the leader of what religion?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
India?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Dali Lama?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's India, is it?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Congratu the d u y Q.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I thought that he was going to maybe stumble into it.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah, just out of acid.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
He's regionally close.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
I know it was the Steelers.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I know it's Islam, right, help me out here. Yeah, well, Brad,
you are the winner of the u i Q. Congratulations
and thank you so much to the Woodie Show. I
appreciate that. Have a great weekend. Thank you, Welcome Brad everybody.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
I don't know that I've ever done this for I
had a perfect sport Wow, genus the big winner today.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Talk about that good. Normally it's as bragging around here
about you know, we do a blatant radio rip off.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
We may have done this years ago. It's an old
croll A bit where it called gay walking, where he
does go to gay bars. He goes to gay bars specifically,
and asked him like, what is a V eight? What's
a V six?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Oh? Cool?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
And then like, yeah, well you get it right?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Was that kind of jay Leno? We did jay.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Walker's straight Questions for gay go.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
We've done nerd walking gay walking?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, got it all right? Fun, it's a funn I
don't know if'll let us use it. I think he
does anymore though. So we're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Friday Woodies show for you. Next
hang on, we'll be right back. You made it and
just in time the Woody Shows back. Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
It's Friday, Text Friday check in to two nights.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Have like I mentioned anything else you got too like
This one just came over a couple of minutes ago.
From the eight one to eight said, So last night
I had a dream that I was making out with Morgan. Okay, wow,
I went downstairs to give her a mouth party.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Midway through I looked up to see her face, but
it was Woody's face, and then they put a frownie.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Face emogient disappointment.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
What does this mean? So I've consulted the internet. First
of all, flattering though, right, Morgan?
Speaker 14 (28:46):
I mean very honestly, I take that as a compliment.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, people say all the time like oh god, gross disgusting,
Like when somebody says something like that like oh I
had a dream and blah blah blah. I'm imagining that
that might be how like you know, Sammy would react.
Greg said just the other day like, oh I was
thinking of you the other day, And the first thing
I thought I was like, wow, she probably thinks he's
a creep. I had nothing to do with anything sexual.
It's just like, oh, what was it you were watching? U?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
The o G Karate Kicker mentioned that she just watched it.
So I wanted to put something on just to fall
asleep to. And I thought this movie is kind.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Of stupid, just quite hold up.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
It does not hold I love that movie. Yeah, when
when somebody has something nice like that to say, like, oh,
really like you're desirable, You're even if it's you know,
some weird sex dream or whatever, I would be flattered
by that.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
We have like one week where we got like a
handful of texts into the show. Do you remember that
week where it's like, hey, wood you blah blah blah
blah blah. I had like some sex dream about Woody
and it was like nice, yeah you No, it was
very flattering anyway, So I've consulted the internet to find
out what this dream uh is? Again, the text said,
last night I had a dream I was making out
with Morgan. I went downstairs to give her a mouth party.
(29:57):
Midway through, I looked up to see her face and
it was Woody's face emoji. What does this mean? Well,
dreams like this usually matched together attraction, confusion, and deep
rooted trauma. Oh no, Starting with Morgan, clearly that's the fantasy.
But halfway through their brain yanked the wheel and slapped
Woody's face in there. And that's not just a plot twist.
(30:20):
That's a full blown psychological jump scare.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Symbolically, it could mean the listener associates Woody with authority,
guilt or judgmental dat energy and their subconscious was like, oh,
you're enjoying yourself not so fast. Or maybe they just
listened to too much of the show before bed and now
they're haunting their dreams like a messed up Scooby Doo episode. Yeah,
(30:45):
but it concludes the brain is broken. But like in
a very on brand Woody show way.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
That's funny because if you think of like stuff like
the Sopranos where he's having sex with some hot chick
and he looks up and it's his mom, this does
like message your head.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
If you think of it and Greg, you can agree
the New Toms show thoughts, Oh yeah, what's it called again?
Bad thoughts? That's what I meant to write down.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yeah, yeah, Sammy not so much.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
But also he didn't finish the text, like maybe he finished,
well there was a yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I doubt it. That's a cold shower. That's like finding
out this person like, oh, she's kind of cute, Like
I should go talk to her, and you work up
the nerve to go talk to this person who you
haven't met, and she's got the same name as your
mother something you know, right right, The dude's got the
same name as your dad. Ladies, that's kind of weird,
right me is you're so writer?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
There's that one, the French one, the French lady, and
there's a certain twist about her that he did not like.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Almost made me puke. Is it scripted or like, what
is it?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, it's totally scripted. It's essentially like miniature movies, and
they're all really creative and they all have a bizarre twist.
I'm making a point this weekend to carve out like
an hour or so to watch at least one episode
of the Nathan Uh for you that you talked about.
Good now, SeaBASS wasn't quite sure, or somebody's in this
(32:08):
room said that they weren't sure. I would be into it.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Start with Nathan for you, don't for sure, don't start
with the rehearsal.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Rehearsals a little slow, amazing for you? I think you
would love. But I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Can I give a quick random fact?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Sure, and you'll appreciate this.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
Reddit has found that Nathan Fielder has his commercial pilot license.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
This means in the future of the reversal, but yeah,
because the new show is all about aviation safety.
Speaker 14 (32:31):
Yeah, but he got it in I think February.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
But he's official pilot.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
He could literally also save lives from this show. He
could pretty amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, I'll check it out. It's on my to do list.
But I I want to see that Tom segur thing. Yeah,
bad thoughts thing like there's kind of yeah, like short films.
So there are seventeen minutes. Yeah you can. It's based
on random thoughts that he's had. Oh yeahh okay, cool. Yeah,
every single one is. And if you know Tom Segura
in his comedy and the way he works the tracks, Yeah, exactly.
All right eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us
(33:00):
a text Friday check in over to to nine eight seven.
Will be right back, and we are into another new
hour of insensitivity training, freight politically correct world. It's a
Friday morning, Talla, all right, Friday check hands on the
(33:20):
text over to two to nine eight seven. Tell who
you are, where around town you're listening any kind of
exciting weekend plan you got whatever, you'd like to mention
anything any want hit us up over to to nine
eight seven. I welcome you. My name is Woody. There's
Greg Gory, Hi, Wooding Menace, whatever social media director you
can find us. You can follow us on social media
(33:41):
at the Woody Show. Gina Grant is here. There's a
sea bass. Yeah, we've got Sammy Morgan's taking those calls
at eight seven seven forty for Woody. It's eight seven
seven forty for Woody. So dude, big news. Foot Locker,
who has been struggling with sales and under forming mall stores,
(34:01):
has been sold what for two point four billion dollars two?
First of all, Dicks, some of Dick's sporting Goods just
bought foot Locker. Awesome. It's all a move so Dix
can dominate the Nike sneaker market. The name foot Locker
is not going anywhere. Dix is gonna run foot Locker
(34:24):
as its own thing. And the brands that foot Locker owns,
which I didn't realize they own Champs and WSS oh,
those will also be sticking around, except now they're going
to answer to their overlords at Dix. So no major
store closings are expected, just new ownership. I don't blame
foot Locker. I blame Nike. You know, like a lot
of these brands are just not being innovative, and they're
(34:46):
just like what's wrong with Nike? Nike? They're they're kind
of scene as like the old man brand now dude track.
Yeah you know what? And it must be because I
find I have bought more Nikes recent lean. Oh those
are cool? Yeah about about an there's there's one. There's
(35:06):
one style that I really like. I bought, like, I
bought that same style like two or three different colors.
They're called Cities. It's c and then then the number
one t y that's cool. In fact, I'm wearing. Those
are the ones I'm wearing right now. Noise, these joints
like those like a big old tread something because they're
city walkers, like almost like like, oh that's the other thing.
(35:28):
Is that true? So people are wearing people are wearing
sports cleats, soccer cleats.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
They are.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
For the sound like clack clack when you're walking in.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Fashion, man, you can irrigate the lawn.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
There's a singer. There's a singer that I really like.
Her names Rosalia, and she just posted on social media.
She was wearing cleats. It's a it's a thing that
people are doing. Were those because they're comfortable? Yeah? But these,
the ones I just told you about those city those
are very these are very cool.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I never used to buy shoes ever. I had I
don't know, maybe three pair and then like one nicer pair.
But now I've become kind of like a chick. I
have a bunch, and a lot of them are Nikes,
like Nikes and Adidas mostly that I own. I have
a couple of pairs I wore. The other ones, the
all Birds because every once in a while, those are
really comfortable because they were like slippers. I have a
(36:24):
couple of pairs of those. So now I have more
shoes in our closet than my wife does. Now she's
downsize shoes. She's gotten way more into purses and of
course anything that has Wicked on it, which she was
just telling me yesterday. She goes, hey, you know, later
on this year there's another Wicked movie coming out, Like
what possibly could you need? Like what would be what
(36:46):
would be the new stuff for the new Wicked movie?
Because there's already face cream everything. Oh dude, there's all
kinds of stuff which she bought.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Food, skincare, clothes. Yeah, well but it'll be different colors
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
It's gonna be what it'll be club lifeli time. Can
you imagine what if you were poor?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
What would you do? She wouldn't buy that stuff? What
do you mean? In fact, for a long time she
would like talk to me and say, hey, so you
know blah blah blah blah blah. But I didn't get
that because I saw something, you know, ten dollars over here,
and I go, dude, if you want something and you
they just get it, you know, because like I appreciate
(37:24):
what she was doing, but you know, like just go
get it.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
It's not going to break the bank right on something
like that.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Because I mean, if somebody came up to me and
just said, hey, you know what, it's a difference of
ten dollars some thought if you want something, I no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
See.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The difference is we're not talking about like Mario Break's
partner was buying like six hundred dollars face creams, right
because we're not talking about that kind of stuff. It's
a necessity. We're talking about the difference between ten dollars
and say twenty five dollars, Like.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
I saw a target, but then I saw it Marshall.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
But there's always that mentality if you find it for
a little bit cheaper. What a deal if on something
that you already don't need. Yeah, you know, like towels
or Wicked branded towels, but I don't need them.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
But they're on sale. Okay, well let me just get it.
You know, I have the same mentality. I'm like, I
say no to nothing. But the only thing I don't
like is when you micro manage what I'm buying. Oh yeah,
that's when I have issues.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Well, didn't a couple of your orders get canceled?
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Manut, Yeah, that happens to me.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm like, cancel, yeah, yeah, I cancel it or change
it out for a different that's that's cheaper because deal.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Oh yeah, yeah he's talking about this. He looked and
his order was canceled.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
My order, strand cancel the order.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, anything recently, menus you can think of.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Well, one of the biggest things recently was I wanted
this certain TV mount and uh, the TV mount was
like I think one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
It was.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
It was a nice mount, right, and then she canceled
my order and got like a forty dollars amount instead.
But what happened was I was going to get installations,
which messed up my insallation. Wished back the installation a
couple of weeks meanwhile, or all things equal on the
mount so because some of them will swing out or
just in a certain way.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
So did it?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Did it function the same way? It pretty much did,
but it messed up, messed up the installation which I
wanted to get insulate. I want to get the installation
done because we're having guests over in a certain window. Meanwhile,
the day before, bought eight hundred dollars Beyonce tickets. Yeah, okay,
I do I can't get one and twenty dollars amount. Yeah,
well maybe that's why I said she was gonna make
(39:35):
a purchase like that, So she offset it cad only
messed up the whole installation. Yeah, now, let's not be
let's not be a good you know, hiding this. You
did go to Beyonce as well. I didn't go to
that concert, oh jesus, Oh yeah, I went to it.
So she went to multiple Yeah, uh boy, bad news
(39:56):
for the cyber truck. Oh what is it?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
It's too much, too much sex.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Tesla is Tesla's drowning in them. There are over ten
thousand of these stainless steel doorstops that are just sitting
on lots collecting dust. Yeah, the zero to sixty and
two point six second doorstop. And Tesla's goal was to
sell two hundred and fifty thousand of these things this year,
but they have barely moved six thousand and four hundred
(40:21):
in the first quarter of the year. People just aren't
biting even on the discounted sixty nine thousand dollars version.
Now did they do sixty nine thousand on purpose?
Speaker 9 (40:30):
It helps?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah, they did, Yeah, for sure they did. Well, it's
because I know why.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Man, it's hate. There's gonna hate number one.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Also, they have the area and they're afraid to buy them.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Right right, Yeah, there is. Yeah, this is the power
of the media. And like like MANA says, is overblowing,
Like if I buy this, it is I'm not going
to get hate crime or something.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah. The article mentions how between a bunch of recalls
panels falling off and some models being visibly held together
like a middle school science project, Austin the wording air
a little bit. There's also the issue with the nickname
for it that's been catching on, which is Swasta Car,
which is that's the dig at elon Now. Okay, So
(41:09):
I had mentioned earlier this week because Medics and I
had been talking about this for months and months and
months about how one of us was gonna end up
being the first person to buy, at least on the show,
the first person to buy the Starlink. Yeah, like a
Starlink receiver.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I could see Menace doing that two years ago.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah, Which I finally about the I about the Starlink minie.
I've been messing around. It's really cool, yeah, and it's
super affordable. The only reason is I just haven't found
like a big purpose to buy it yet. But what
he definitely has a purpose to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
We I'm just saying we. You know, we were talking about,
like with going on the Disney cruise, for example, how
are we going to upload these different things? For whatever reason,
the audio or whatever wasn't going to work with the
for you know, how that goes on on the cruise
ship or the hotel sometimes spotty because so many people
are using especially upload vacation videos, we wanted to make
sure that we'd have access to. It turns out we
(42:00):
can't bring it with us.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yeah, I saw an article about that their day. The
cruise ships are are prohibiting people from carrying their own
routers and things like starlings, right.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Because they sell you on their stuff. It's a big
money made. Has gotten way better on cruise ships because
I've done like FaceTime and stuff like it has, but
they don't. People don't want to pay the price for that.
They'd rather bring like the starlink thing.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Which it doesn't screw up the ship other than no
through their money man. No, but anyway, and then there
was a couple other things like you know, to mess
with it, just try to. I'm just curious about like
the technology. If you ever looked at articles about this,
Every once in a while they'll post like a basically
what the globe looks like with how many Starlink satellites
are surrounding It's like a mesh. Yeah, there's so many
(42:44):
of them, to the point where when you just look
at the graphic that's in the article, you think, like,
how do they even get like a rocket through there
to get to the space station because it looks like
it's so tightly knit together. Now in reality, I mean
they're very It's like when you watch the flight map
of all planes in.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Correct. Anyway, so back to the original point. I mentioned that, Hey, Mantes,
I finally got this starlink thing, and we're talking about it,
and of course it became a thing that I support Nazis.
Of course, you know, we're just talking about the internet.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And again, but before what January again, or we'll go
back ten years everywhere like.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Oh my god, Tesla's saving the world.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh my god, the boring company Neuralink, Starlink, Oh my god,
he's you know, this is the future of humanity. And
then you know, the wrong political opinion.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sorry about your you know,
political stuff I mentioned. H I go to Chick fil
A despite the fact that you know they're anti gay
or whatever. I separate my politics from my chicken, my
music from my politics. I separate my uh my technology buys,
I guess from politics. I think it has one has
nothing to do with the other.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Friend I said a year and a half ago, two
years ago, elon, it's a bad move get into politics.
He's trying to like save money and.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
In the long run, Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX, all this, they're
all going to be perfectly fine because of the work
that they're doing. Because the things that they're doing. I
showed you that video in the office. Yeah, Gina saw
it as well. It's insane, it's wasteful. Yeah. In response
to all this, production is already being scaled back on
the cyber truck. Workers are being reassigned. So what was
(44:15):
you know, once hyped as the next generation electric revolution?
Still is? They say? Now looks like a big, very.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Ugly failure according to somebody with a biased opinion. Yeah,
mine still works great, runs well, looks awesome.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Still might run well. And I'm not saying there aren't
people out there who think it looks it looks that
they look cool. Okay, but how many people have you
ever met that say, you know what, that's a really
cool looking car?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Margan literally all the time literally in this office, Like yeah, again,
that's what Menace is kind of talking about. Is the internet?
Is we talk about this too? The Internet is not reality.
I get more, like I said, ninety six percent positive compliments,
people like, wow, that looks cool, that's interesting. Oh can
I take a look inside. I've gotten flipped off. That
has happened, not saying it doesn't against enjoy that, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
It does feed me. It is also Tesla is just
gonna drop some deals and they're gonna sell all these
things easily. That's what they did with But they have
a really cool price, like sixty nine sixty Well they well,
you know, not to knock Tessa, but it will probably
go back to the price that they were originally going
to sell them. It was like thirty yeah, yeah, yeah,
(45:24):
and then by the time they came out, the price
was like way too high. So a lot of people
cancel their orders. Uh nine four nine. Except your money
doesn't separate itself from politics, what do he I'm gonna
break this down though. I'm just this is the easiest
way for me to break it down for you. I
don't care. Like, if it's something that I want or
that I need and I determined that this is the
product or whatever that I'm gonna buy, that's what I'm
(45:45):
gonna get and whatever. That that's just how it is,
be honest about it. Yeah, I don't. I just don't care.
I guess I care about plenty of things. I care
about real Nazis or that real Nazi attitude. I care
about a lot of like real racism. I do care
about real racism, not what you interpret to be racist.
(46:06):
Because somebody told somebody made a joke of some kind
that was clearly interpret or meant to be a joke,
the intent was joke. Like, that's not real racism. That's
not real Nazi. Buying Starlink's not real nazism.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
I think there might be a difference between buying starlink
and buying a swastika shirt on Kanye's.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, that's a little more like yeah, yeah, again, it
goes both ways again, Ben and Jerry's any any entertainment
product you consume practically is the other side. And if
you're going to make yourself crazy, you're never gonna do
anything correct.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
That would there would there would never be a band
that I like, or I couldn't watch a movie because
inevitably there's gonna be some actress in there there actor
that I don't agree with.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
This still makes great movies. I don't care for scientology.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, and life is so much easier when you just
don't let that stuff pollute every little thing that you
don't see here, feel, taste, well, yeah, like it.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Be informed, but don't make yourself crazy.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Excisive again, because it's every conversation themselves crazy.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
The hysteria. Yes, that said, the starlink is pretty dope,
so you know, if you're into that kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Oh, they've been testing it on planes too. It's getting
like one hundred megabits.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Oh yeah, it's it's really cool.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Play Wi Fi is maybe like a text message essentially,
but it's next level.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
I mean, there's like you know, Jet sweet x js
X they've had starlink on. They've been having it on
their planes. It's and it's great. But even for general
aviation stuff like those planes that I'm flying now, people
are installing them in their planes and it's really cool
and it works perfectly. It just mounts into the back window,
like the rear facing window of the plane and it's
(47:40):
super easy, so even in flight, so your passengers or
whoever can just be streaming whatever they want. The size
of a shoe, it's about it's about the size of
like a it looks like a like an eight and
a half by eleven notebook. That's the mini one, which
is what those are the ones that people are installing
in r v's and planes. And I like to throw
out if you're anti starlink and you happen to be
on a flight, just don't use the internet.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Right, yeah, joy, Yeah, Rod Dow, I'm sure you'll do that.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, four wooding, hold on, you.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Can set us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
Will be right back. Now that's a Woody show, all right,
some of the after hours voicemails that you guys have
been leaving eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Oh this one is for Greg. Uh oh something happened
with her?
Speaker 15 (48:33):
Hey, witty show. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 16 (48:36):
I have a story that I thought Greg might like.
So the other day I was getting out of the
shower and I get two chowls. So once for my hair.
It's like smaller, it's more observant. So I wrapped that
around my head first, and then I grabbed my bath
towel and I draw off my body, you know, wrap
that around, wrap some motion that's nearby, put it on
my arms, legs, all that stuff. And then I go
(48:57):
and I step in front of the vanity that's got
the mirror, and I see that there's like something funky
on my hair towel. So I step closer to the
mirror and it takes me about zero point four seconds
to realize that it's a cockroach on my head, on
my hair taels And the scream I squirm just reminded
(49:21):
me of like when Greg thinks about her here's about
her seed bugs and I dan here, dislocated my shoulders
walking the towel off my head, and that son of
a bitch went scurrying. But every time I think about
it now, I'm just like, first of all, how did
he hang on and a towel like through the.
Speaker 17 (49:43):
Wrap and then and he was just sitting there just
right above my head while I was drawing off and motioning,
And it makes me want a puke.
Speaker 16 (49:52):
But it made me think of Greg, and I just
thought that you guys would think that was funny. Anyway.
Speaker 9 (49:58):
He loves fighting.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
You know she has to shave her head. Now, I
know she has to move too, just to cut her
head off.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
You have to move to shave her head. Set the
place on fire. You need new towels the beginning.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Have you been trapped at the house recently? Greg medication,
I had spiders and other spiders, but less lesser things
to keep you.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
In the house.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
There was a there was a praying man's is at
one point that Greg saw as he was walking to
the front door, and then didn't use the front door
for how many days? At least a week.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
I would go through the garage. I was held hostage
recently by what I call a locust. I think it's
some sort of grasshopper or cricket thing.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
They're known to kill people.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
I don't know, is long, Yeah, they'll stab my god.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
So the only thing I had at my disposal was
weed killer, and it's been one of those like massive
buckety things with the squirt thing, So I squirted it
from a distance, didn't do anything that So then I
used the pool net and I extended it so it
was like twenty feet long, and just shoved it into
the pool and then scooped it up.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
I love when Greg tells a story sometimes and he
starts because he can't describe. He doesn't know what things are.
The buckety thing, right, I'll say, the uh, the gray
like internet ey thing. Okay, that's just the way he did. Yeah,
but you know, like it has a handle, it's like
a giant it's the buckety hug.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah, you know what you mean?
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Weed killer?
Speaker 6 (51:18):
Yeah yeah, and I and I did feel guilty about
that one, well because it was just doing a bug
thing outside and but it was impeding my progress from
leaving my home.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
After hours.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Voicemail eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
What this guy's upset with somebody on the show?
Speaker 18 (51:36):
Hey what do you show? Ain't drunk yet, but I
just was listening on Friday podcast. You're doing the almond
station for old bolling there. But he is such a bitch.
He can't even see that you brought your freaking homeless station.
Oh he's gotta worried about oh va ventilation. What are
(51:57):
we gonna do but that he's such a pussy. Love
you guys, but jumping enjoy the storm station.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
I'm not worried about it because I'm worried I'm gonna
get suffol kid. I'm worried about it just because that's basic,
like kitchen etiquette, like to have ventilation for something that's
burning it.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Well, we did open the door, right, I think, and
you know what, it worked out finding we had to work.
It did smell so good and it was very nice. Yeah, man,
was that good and we're gonna We're gonna have him back.
Chef Solomon's gonna be coming back. They have vents and
kitchens for a reason. But we have a we have
a standing monthly visit and he's gonna make different things
in might Beyama station. It could be like you said,
(52:39):
French toaster, could be crape yeah, or different things. After
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, this was
the follow up. We had the question that Greg brought
up about pap smears. What the hell are they trying
to ask the ladies on the show Ladies and and
talk about how that's not even the most uncomfortable thing
that women go through. It's the the eye. The iu
(53:01):
d's are the most uncomfortable thing. This woman calling me
after hours voicemail, Hey, wood is show.
Speaker 13 (53:07):
Long time listener. I was listening to the recent podcast
about the tap smear and the iu D birth control. Well,
I actually had the iu D after I gave birth
to my son and about after five years were supposed
to get a replace. Went to try to get a replace.
They could not find it, had to make another appointment.
(53:27):
They went up up in there, digged around for it
and when they found it. It came out sideways. They
found it sideways, and it was not the best experience.
And if it's sometimes tough to be.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
A woman, so yeah, it sucked. So Mila by bye.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
About those Yeah, under circumstances, I.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Guess you don't do it. But I guess if you're forgetful, yeah,
and you can't remember to take the pill.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Get it in.
Speaker 11 (53:58):
There's other things you can do, like get put in
your arm and other there's other options.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
It seems like going deep inside there is not the
most convenient option. After hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. H
this one some feedback on a couple of people on
the show.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
So this is Emily long time listener, and I'm listening
to the podcast from Friday, February seventh, just listening to
how Bort gives his quote unquote feedback and how disrespectful
he is just trying to give the feedback.
Speaker 19 (54:34):
And it brought me to a conclusion and insight that
I thought you guys.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Might like, which is that Port hates Sea Bass so
much because Sea Bass is the only match.
Speaker 19 (54:46):
For Boort's giant ego and Bort is so much more
annoying than Seedbass, and it makes me want to like
seed best or which is annoying, just to be anti Bord.
So yeah, that's my thought.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Okay, what a that it's weird because he's got that,
he's got that uh that burner phone that he's texting her. Now,
he just got like some kind of voices.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
These conspiracies, you guys, let's stick to the message of.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
So her thought is that the reason that Board hates
Sea Bass so much because they are both ego man ego?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Is that there.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
For that either he's a he's a loser and annoying.
She got that right, But even maniac bite me too. Yeah,
he's great a comebacks.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
To No, I would never in a million years describe
Bort as an ego MANI yeah, this woman's dead wrong
he can he might end up being like a like
a mask shooter or something. Yeah, but he'll I don't
like guns, No, but I'm okay, I mask he'll be.
He'll he'll be the person behind a mass casualty when
(55:51):
when when the when the radio station burns down, I.
Speaker 20 (55:54):
Would call it vengeance for everybody that's ever worked here
and has had to deal with Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, that's what a jerk. But you're I'm saying, but
your your anger at your hostility isn't just I mean,
we hear about it when it comes to Sea Bass
a lot, but you do have some other like hostilities.
There are some times where I'm like, man, he is
the nicest, sweetest guy, right, but man, when he's on
a tear, you are you are somewhat scared. You're like, man,
(56:22):
he's gonna be you know, because you know what it is.
You're either gonna have a heart attack or you're gonna pop.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (56:27):
Well, I mean my patients level is at a zero
for almost everything these days, especially considering my life. Living
situation of the last two years was abysmal, terrible, the worst, Yes,
but still you have two years problems that you have
to get through. And when you deal with that in
(56:48):
a living situation, you come here and you deal with
the egomaniac like Sea Bass, who is so confident in
everything that he does when he's obviously wrong.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I don't know when that happened, you know, you know
I've said it.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
That balcony is right there, man, Yeah, on hr that's
the threat of violence. I'm sorry.
Speaker 20 (57:07):
It's for entertainment purposes, right, didn't you say.
Speaker 9 (57:09):
That that was.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
A bit we're gonna do? What is show base jumping? Yeah,
it's called the night Challenge. Oh yeah, what was your
what was your idea? We talked about it. We never
got around the spring fling. Yeah, Sammy had an idea
in one of our brainstorming meetings in the in the
office to.
Speaker 11 (57:27):
Throw stuff off that balcony and see if it bounce, just.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
Because Greg and I for years have always thrown stuff
off the balcony.
Speaker 6 (57:35):
Yes, and I want to make a whole TV network
called throw stuff off buildings in slow motion.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
And simply suggesting that we start with sea bass. Am
I hearing that right?
Speaker 16 (57:45):
Yes?
Speaker 20 (57:46):
And and even better, let's use sea beasts of cyber
truck as the base, because it's obviously one of the
most amazing vehicles ever created.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Let's see sea basket pounce off the cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
Was other words, with wo the cyber truck survived sea
bass falling on it from a distance of the four
or five four or five stories.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Yeah, yeah, bounce right off, indestructible.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
I guess that exactly. I mean, that's the experiment.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
I guess right, well, yeah, we could throw lots of
things onto the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
And then.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I mean they just replaced with the board in my studio.
How do we throw that on it? Y?
Speaker 3 (58:19):
See?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
If the cyber truck dude saves lives in Las Vegas,
let's not forget that eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
So during the show, that's the number you call to
be on the show or a contest or a topic
or whatever it is. And then anytime after ten am
that's the number you call for the after hours voicemail,
same number, eight seven seven forty four wood Because you
think you have it all figured out, next thing you know,
you live another twenty years Woody show for me right back.
(58:49):
The original plan was to open up phones for open
phones today, but I don't even remember what we all
we were getting. We got deep into cyber truck talk,
that's what it was. I'm like, what threw us off
the schedule so much that we were so late this hour?
It always happens, so good, yeah uh. And then the
after hours voicemails, which, of course anytime this weekend, if
(59:10):
there's something you want to tell us about, you have
to wait that's my new thing. Man, I leave myself
voice messages and text messages now yeah yeah, all right,
stuff out. But singers and stuff would do back in
the day.
Speaker 5 (59:23):
Yeah, they like get a lyric or an idea for
a song.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah, So if you have something like that, you can
always leave it for It's on the after hours voicemail,
same number that you call it during the show, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. Or on social media finest follow us, leave
us some comments and stuff there. You can find us
there at the Woody Show. Here's another one. This is
a relatively new listener who has an idea of something
(59:47):
he'd liked to hear on the show going forward.
Speaker 9 (59:49):
Hey, it's different from Joshua Texas. So I constantly listen
to y'all while I'm at work. I delivered for Amazon
and I love y'all. Y'all are all amazing Woody to
see bass, which is usually everybody's bottom list, but I
love Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He's hilarious.
Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
But anyways, I was calling to say that on the Crossroads,
how there's someone who always puts reply requested. Y'all never
posts a reply? Can y'all not reply to that or
what's up? I would love to hear y'all's replies, especially
Greg's reply, So get back to us on that. Come on, guys,
(01:00:28):
love y'all me love all.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Right, So here's my question. I think you understanding. Yeah,
isn't the addressing it on the air.
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I don't give it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I mean that's a very that's a very it's peak reply. Yeah,
it's a very wide reply and putting out to everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
And Greg does personally reply sometimes, you know, like on
the Greg's amateur.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Reply or if there's one specific sometimes you know that
there's one specific. I know I've given one of them
to Menace here over. Yeah, hey Menaces. New things. As
we learned this week is he he doesn't even get
on people's house anymore, as far as like send them
a picture of their house. He'll just go on their LinkedIn, Yeah,
(01:01:12):
contact them. Can I tell you about another thing that
I'm doing quickly, a quick email hack that I've been
doing in the office, because there'll be like some information
I need to distribute to a ton of people at
the same time. And you know, everybody loves the reply
all everything, like all the information gets buried, so within
the information I go and just remember anybody that does
(01:01:33):
reply all is.
Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
A nerd.
Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
And if they have a question, they just hit me
up directly. There should be something when you draft an
email and it's going out to a mailing list of
some kind, unless there's something specifically that would you know,
whatever reply they would have would apply to everybody. You
should be able to disable reply all, so if someone
goes to reply all, it won't work.
Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
That's what I do a lot with BCC, a blind
carbon copy and so that they can't they don't see
who else it goes to. So that's that's one version if.
Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
They did, but they can still hit reply all. They
can not on a blind eight seven seven forty four
Wooding text us and we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Your damn right.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Is May sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
It's not lost on us. My name is what that's
Greg Gory? Good, good morning, there's menace.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
What is up?
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Gina Grant is here? Good morning, Good morning to use
sea bass. We got Sammy morning Morgan is here taking
your calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us your text over to two two nine eight
seven coming up to So we're gonna do some bragging
like Sea Bass Lucky.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
So you got the things that are happening in your life,
the things that you're proud about or something that you're
excited about, and it just seems like, and whether it's
reality or not, doesn't it feel like you're not supposed
to share that stuff because not everybody everybody has good
news to share. There are some people who don't. Okay,
I understand to a certain degree, like if somebody is
(01:03:19):
really down on the dumps that day, you don't walk
up to them and go, guess what and unload on
it about how might your life is. But man, when
good things are happening to you, I find it personally.
If I am in that kind of space or that
kind of mood, I find it. Yeah, I get like
it's inspiring. Is that the word I'm looking for? I
don't know. It's like oh good, so yeah, yeah, it's
(01:03:41):
like okay, well you know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
What can I do?
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Get off your ass about different things here. We just
bought our first house with clothes on Monday texting. So
you'll get to call in and shamelessly brag because we're
asking you to do what you have to feel bad
about it, but you get excited telling other people about
your news. He bas just does that all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
It's just natural million based on forgigs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Actually, oh yeah, I wish. Yeah, right, So we got that.
We got a brand new Redneck News.
Speaker 21 (01:04:08):
The show you gotta go outside to grab something out
the bridge, that is rednick News, and today is Redneck News.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
It's from Wichita, Kansas, where The Woody Show is proud
to be heard weekday mornings on one of seven three.
Wichita is also home to this thirty eight year old
fellow named Gordon Pierce. Gordon got busted after he went
and he stole a rare eight hundred pounds Spanish American
war cannon from this park.
Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
That's just something would have done in high school.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Now, why did he steal the cannon? Fine, because it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Yeah, the rules.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Well, he owed his drug dealer twenty thousand dollars, you say,
and he was worried that the drug dealer would kill
him and his family if he didn't pay. And according
to the police report. He was originally scouting copper statues
to steal, but then he spotted the cannon. He figured
that might do it. I mean again, the thing is
eight hundred pounds. So to help, he enlisted the services
(01:05:05):
of a local homeless man who assisted Gordon ripping the
cannon out of the ground local homeless power lifter. From there,
he used a chain and a super sweet Chevy tahoe
to drag it away. Then he got some tools and
he cut it up into four or five pieces. He
took the pieces so his drug dealer to show that
he was working on the debt.
Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Oh, I'm trying to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Instead of being impressed or even just satisfied with the effort,
he told Gordon the plan quote sucked and was stupid.
I think a solid player. Long story short, he was
narked out by a friend, arrested charged with theft to property,
aggravated criminal damage, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Here's his mug shot and a picture of the cannon stole.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Oh look, that's not nice, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
You missed. Josh Shoo shoot from which dak Kansas thirty
eight year old Gordon Pierce, who stole an eight hundred
pound cannon from the Spanish American War to settle a
drug debt. And that is today.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Rid nick.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
I saw some old timey cannon on an episode of
Pawn Stars bought it for like a hundred grand. Yeah, obvio,
that's what he was thinking. No, he sold it to Rick,
all right, I give you that, and then they had
these collectors of weapons.
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Pay off my twenty thousand dollars drug debt pocket eighty grand. Right,
it's a great plan.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
So you're bragging like Sea Bass. What's something going on
in your life? You're just happy, or just something that
you're proud of. Whatever it is that you want to
brag about. We're asking you to do that. You can
call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
send your brag like Sea Bass on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. We'll get you on
the air with your phone calls. We get your text messages.
We're bragging like Sea Basses delicious almond.
Speaker 17 (01:06:55):
Oh yeah, I know, cross feels amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Right, Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Hoy Hoody is sure.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
We're asking you to brag like Sea Bass. Sea ask
just brags at all times. I just talk about what's
going on in in normal, factual fashion shamelessly, and you
know what, And I am fine with a hobby, you know,
and people have something cool like you can't wait to
tell somebody? That's what we're asking you eight seven seven
forty four Woodie textra brag like Sea Bass over to
(01:07:30):
two two nine eight seven Say high to Lee? Is
it Lee? Or Leah Leah?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Leah Leah?
Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Hey, good morning, Leah. Brag like Sea Bass. What do
you got?
Speaker 12 (01:07:41):
Probably not your typical brag, but I am very excited
to be back at work. I have a chronic illness
and it was dismissed for twenty four years. I was
on disability for seven and pushing and advocating and getting
these doctors to listen. I'm finally back at work full time, providing.
Speaker 17 (01:08:00):
For myself and my kids.
Speaker 12 (01:08:02):
So yeah, I just want to encourage others to continue
to fight for yourself and advocate for yourself. And these
doctors don't know everything, and you know yourself, so you
can get back to work, and I just want to
encourage somebody else to do the same.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
So, Brack, chronic illness, is it something that you can
live with? And just treat and having a normal life otherwise,
now that you've figured out what it is and you're
getting your whatever medication you're treating.
Speaker 12 (01:08:29):
Before, No, there's no treatment. I have muscular dystrop fee
and it's a very complex, rare condition called SSHD. It's
a community that's not well known and doctors are just
now doing a lot more research in the field, but
myself and I passed it on to my daughters. It's
based family disease and so just fighting for yourself so
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that your future generations will get the care they're supposed
to get and having a good pain management doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I have of.
Speaker 12 (01:09:01):
Almost no pain now, but I lived with such severe
pain I couldn't work as a nurse. And I'm back working.
Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
That's awesome day the week.
Speaker 12 (01:09:08):
As they they're the sad nurse and I'm great and
be happier.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I'm sorry what you're going through and to get there
to figure it out what a pain in the ass
and literal pain and everything else with man, Now that
you're back, I'm glad you're in a good headspace. And Leah,
thank you much all that appreciate you listening to show.
Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
Day.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Let's go to how about Jasmine. Good morning, Jasmine, Jasmine,
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 17 (01:09:33):
Happy Friday team. I just want to send congratulations and
continue healing. To Leah, that's a big deal to return
to work. I am calling to brag about my kiddos.
There were wrapping up the year school year. They're currently
in sixth and third grade, so they're being promoted to
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seventh and fourth grade thankfully, and they're intelligent and capable.
And I recently became a single mother after eighteen years
of a relationship, so it's a big deal that they
I haven't had any complaints from the teachers, all good
things of my students has or one of my kids
has an orchestra concert today. And then my son he's
(01:10:15):
an ambassador straighting student. So I'm just super grateful and
happy that I am where I am and I can
provide for my kids and offer them a safe space
to continue thriving.
Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
That's awesome, incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah, that's awesome. I mean in dealing with and trying
to balance the whole when the kids get older, and
you'll see now that you're your kids getting into seventh grade,
like they really the school wants you to take more
of a hands off approach when it comes to really
following up on homework and doing things because they're trying
to teach them responsibility. They're responsible for their homework and
know what it is, know when these tests are, and
(01:10:48):
how to study like you should have that by seventh
grade at least have the idea how to do it.
And it's going to be on you and not your
parents holding their hand and things like that, which is
easier said than done. But Jasmine, you've got kids on
the rails. Enjoy good question, Jazz, Thank you so much.
Does your friends call you jazzy?
Speaker 15 (01:11:07):
Uh, jazzy Jazz.
Speaker 17 (01:11:10):
A whole bunch of lists of things.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yes, Jasmine, thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Everyone
there was there was. There was this woman who worked
at that hammer and nails place that I'm going to
for all the you know, haircuts and beard trim and stuff.
She was fantastic. She her name was Jazzy. Well she
went by Jazzy. Yeah I left, she moved. Yeah, I
worked with the Jasmin and we all call her Jazzy.
(01:11:34):
Is that the modern day lingo? What do you get
promoted from sixth grade?
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Because it's not a graduation, No it's not. But I mean,
it's a promotion, just say yeah, going into seventh grade.
Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
But it's a ceremony. They do a promotion, it generally
means a different school.
Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
That's because my daughter she's uh, she's being promoted into
junior high. Right, So there's a thing. And it's not
like there's no gowns or anything like that. Yeah, it's
just a thing. My sixth grade graduation, we sang boys
the men at the end of the road, such a
good deal.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
How do I say goodbye to yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
How do you.
Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Say goodbye to what we had?
Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
The good time, made last away the best, and so
we turned to.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
The libery.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
To shine after the rain.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Now it's so hot to say goodbye to yesterday.
Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Yeah, it was fun, kick ass speaking of promotion and
saying hi to one. Hey, good morning one, Good morning, guys,
good morning one bragg like sea bass.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Oh.
Speaker 22 (01:13:09):
I would like to brag, But first of all I
would like to say, if I cut it off, is
because I'm entering Utah on the seventy because of my promotion,
ILL get to drive cuss crumptree and make more and
work less.
Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Making more and left.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that's awesome. That's the dream.
Speaker 22 (01:13:28):
Yeah, super Or how about to work not work at all?
Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Been still money coming money? Yeah, mailbox money, as we've
brought up before. So you're you're driving cross country. So
how often are you away from home?
Speaker 13 (01:13:42):
Uh?
Speaker 22 (01:13:42):
Tuesday through Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Morning, okay, and then hours. But you're home every week?
That's cool.
Speaker 22 (01:13:49):
Yeah, I get the weekends home.
Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
Man.
Speaker 22 (01:13:51):
Just work three and a half days, yeah, more than
I was working six days.
Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah, all right, cool? All right, one, thank you for
the appreciate Listen the one show and say how to
row and hey, good morning, Hoday braggle like sea bass.
What do you got?
Speaker 15 (01:14:05):
Yeah? So I do ax throwing leagues in Richardson, Texas,
and last year two of my friends made it to
the World Championship in Wisconsin. I can actually beat both
of them. Yeah it's that I do. But I can
beat both of them.
Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Yeah, you think you're badass? Well, not to brag, but
apparently we're going to be doing some ax throwing in Alaska.
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
That's cool? All right, Roland, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening to the show. Uh this one five o four.
I got my teeth fixed last week, brand new smile
and damn, I'm actually a pretty good looking guy.
Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Nine, My family's going to Hawaii on Sunday. We are
flying first class for the first time ever after years
of working hard and saving money. That's rain.
Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
That's awesome. That'll change your life. It's a slippery slope
from there. You were like bragg by sea. Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
My partner's got a new job for Indie New Indie
paper Companies as a senior IT IT infrastructure operations administrator
for and thirty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Yeah, that's that's a good career.
Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Yeah. Nine four nine. I just got married and a
promotion at work and finally got a new phone. I'm
feeling pretty good everything. Yeah, Norma says they're going one
week long. Oh, here we go, week long cruise to Alaska,
going into a couple of weeks. Excited because it's my
first true vacation. And yes, I got the drink package.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
You got to get the drink cap pack by law.
Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Yeah, here we go, babe. Seven o two. I'm proud
to be getting married to this beautiful woman. Babe. I
just paid off my credit card and I'm closing that bill.
Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Oh that's the best tell Yeah, can I brag like
SeaBASS real fast? I just got all my grades from
the last year.
Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Oh you did?
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Okay, and for me this is huge. Yeah, all a's
and B pluses. Wow, I'm very proud of That's not
how I used to roll.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
And also doing that with a full time job.
Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Full time job, full time kid. I'm pretty proud of my.
Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
All those papers you wrote, I love doing.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
I had to figure out power points. I've never even
seen power point men.
Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
It's braggle like Sea Bass. I'm just bragging because and
you're not gonna like this one.
Speaker 12 (01:16:19):
Great.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I love that we have a lot of travel coming
up there too, our work travel, which I'm really excited about.
After that, I'm gonna go to Milan and then the
French fri Viera, and then I'm going to go to
uh to a F one race that I'm really excited about.
Oh yeah, and don't be jealous. After that, Sam and
getting see Sabrina Carpenter. Oh nice, Sea Bass bragged like
(01:16:44):
Sea Bass. Well, a lot of you have been texting
in every day. I hear seabas what happened to the
cart and Arks facebook page? Well, finally, just a few
days ago it came back?
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Was it gone? How Why Cartnark's got taken off Facebook
because of drug related activity and were voting drug because
Nark says Nark never mind that had been on for
five years, had like seven hundred thousand followers. Forget that,
some more on it or some computer I should say it.
Facebook said nope. Took me six months of doing what
Mena says, going on LinkedIn, emailing everybody that had Facebook
(01:17:15):
and there's no help there. I just subscribed to their
like premium service, no help there for like six or
seven times, and finally, after like fifty times, I got
it back. So you can watch cart Narks on Facebook.
And also I got like one hundred fifty thousand new
Instagram followers out of nowhere. So we're doing pretty hot.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
That's cool, that's hot, that is hot, that's pretty hat,
pretty hot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
It really was just the word narc literally, that's the
you violated community standards, community standards for I send them
a message and they say, yeah, we checked your it's correct,
Like no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Oh my brag like Sea Bass eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
We'll get to some more of these calls. A couple
more things to share brag like Sea Bass. Next on
The Woody Show, right back Sea Bass eight seven Natalie,
Good morning, Yay, good morning. All right, Natalie bragglike Sea Bass,
(01:18:07):
what do you got?
Speaker 23 (01:18:09):
Well, after about like close to nine years, I say,
I'm really probably to finally be graduating with my master's
in math next week, and yeah, fly my entire family.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Nice and then and then what do you what are
you gonna what are you gonna do with this now
that you've got it?
Speaker 23 (01:18:30):
Oh, I'm gonna hopefully inspire to help students at community
college with math. Uh, A really tough subject. A lot
of people hate it. Yes, so there's a lot of
fears that involve this degree, and actually hardly any calculators
believe it or not.
Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
My favorite meme right now is don't ever talk to
me about math again. I've moved on.
Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
That's funny. Al Right, Natalie, thank you, appreciate the call. Congratus,
enjoy your weekend. Brag like Sea Bass, what do you got? Sammy?
Speaker 11 (01:19:06):
Okay, I almost don't want to say this one, just
because it's not an accomplishment really, but I was like, ah, babe,
So last week I was walking my dog and I
had a guy come up to me.
Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
He's like, hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
Speaker 11 (01:19:18):
And I was like, girl, and I was like, yeah,
I know the spoiler alert. I wasn't murdered though, so
that was good. And I was trying to get my
dog home. She had something suck in her pond and
I was like, I actually have to go. And he's like, oh,
can I walk with you?
Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
And I was like, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
What, like, what do you need?
Speaker 11 (01:19:35):
And he was like I just because I walked by
him earlier, and I just kind of said hi, and
he was like, I saw you again and I just
had to come up to you and tell you. And
he was all flustered and he was like, and you
probably get this all the time, but you're just the
most beautiful girl that I've ever seen. And I would
just regret it if I didn't come up and tell
you that. And he was like, I figured that you're right.
Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
But I was like, oh, babe. He was really sweet
and it was sona.
Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
And I was like, yeah, I do get that all
the time.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
What do you look like?
Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
He he seemed pretty young, like younger than me.
Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
I mean, what are you giving him?
Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
I'd give him a four. He was very nice and
very sweet. He was probably like a five.
Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
He wasn't like, no, I agree with what.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
You're saying there. It sounds like he was just trying
to be nice.
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
But epically this sounds like somebody that Sammy would judge
and call the cop.
Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
Somebody would taste. But I was like, he was so
sweet and so nice.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
He told me I was good looking, and you know what,
he's right, And then I told him to buzz off.
Speaker 17 (01:20:38):
I've given you guys a.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Wood show.
Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
All right, We'll let you get on the air and
brag like Sea Bass. He does it shamelessly all the time.
I got something really exciting to share it, which I
will do here in just a moment, But first I
want to say hi to Sabrina. You know.
Speaker 17 (01:21:01):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
I bragged, like Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (01:21:04):
I got accepted into my doctorate program this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Nice, so doctor program?
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
And then what what are you gonna be doing?
Speaker 15 (01:21:14):
I just like developing curriculum for my students and helping
them learn.
Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Okay, awesome, all right, so doctorate program and this will
be more money, I'm assuming right, Yes, you did it. Congratulations. Yep,
all right, So to hang on one second per day,
listen to the Woodie show. H let's say hello to
Mike Hey, goodboard, Mike Showy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Right here. I've talked to my wife's like in my ear. Man,
I can tell you that I've been married for like
thirty five years and God forbid, my wife got hit
by a bus man. I immediately, I mean, I was
up there for the Gay factorade. It was fantastic, which
which part of this is your brag?
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Like Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I got to be on the radio, you know, it
was fantastic last Thursday, Okay, I was able to get
some of my songs played on the radio. Man, it
was fantastic, you know, I really just I really had
just like a wild hair to try to get the
music put on the radio. And it was just like fantastic,
And it was, you know, kind of like a lifetime dream.
Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Nice I was.
Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I was going to try to try to find Menace
and play in some of our songs and see if
we could talk you into let let's come on and
play them.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Well, Menace is a man of the streets, would have
to get his approval first, you know what I'm saying, Mike, no,
for people that want to hear you me, is there
a place you can go or you like online somewhere
they can hear the songs.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah. Our group is called Music with Juice and nothing
goes better with music than juiced.
Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Hell yeah, all right, Mike, thank you for the call.
We're appreciate listening to the Woodie Show. Say hi to
Oh Jesus is on the line, Jesus. We always heard
that Jesus would come back to know I'd be calling
in for a brag like Sea Bass. Good morning, Jesus,
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (01:23:04):
What do you show?
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
This is, Hajesus? What are you bragging about today?
Speaker 22 (01:23:07):
I am two payments away from finishing off my twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Twenty wrap four.
Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Oh hell yeah, car payments.
Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
I actually called back in twenty twenty when I first
purchased it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
And then once you pay that thing out, the good
news is that it's a Toyota proud sponsor of the
Winness Show, so you know that thing is gonna last forever.
So you're gonna go a long time without a car payment. Jesus.
Oh yeah, that's how you do it. You're gonna have
so much extra money for hookers in blow.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Hey, alrighty zeus, thank you to call. I appreciate your
listening to the Wood Show.
Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 22 (01:23:43):
What do you show?
Speaker 18 (01:23:44):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (01:23:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Hell yeah, you know, so you hear that we're number
one with the Jesus No, it's cool. My braglike Sea Bass.
I'm making, by the way, a conscious effort not to
talk too much about flying in flight school because I
realized that not everybody's as excited about as I am.
But I'm not caring about just you know, I'm legitimately
over the top, super excited. It is quote changed my
life in my in my wife's words, like I love
(01:24:07):
my job and everything else, but it's completely changed so
much so that's great.
Speaker 16 (01:24:12):
Good.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
I'm on my way to getting my license. It looks
like in August, like an end of the year thing.
I'm flying four to five days a week, which is
a lot. So it's basically a full time flight training
schedule on top of the regular job. So that's that's that,
and then I'll go right into my instrument training and
then yeah, anyway, so that's cool. I got off my meds. Yeah,
(01:24:35):
I got off that stupid selection that I was taking
for no reason. I couldn't remember why I was taking it.
Just one of those things. Well job done, yeah, so yeah,
and so I got off that. That's great. I've lost
ten pounds since I stopped taking the Selexa dude and
gave a little break from the zetbound. But now I'm
back on the zetband. I feel like that's like actually
juiced it a bit. I signed up for the concierge doctor.
(01:24:58):
I've gotten all that stuff that I wanted to get done,
all the blood testing. I got set up for a colonoscope.
I got the eye doctor thing knocked out, got some
new glasses. That's organized I now and meeting with somebody finally,
years and years later to set up a trust. So
we're doing that whole like a state planning thing that
we've been meaning to do forever. Like you know, you've
(01:25:20):
got to have like a will or a trust and
things like that.
Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Don't leave your kids with that pain in the ass,
please do it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
And uh, there's no other way to do this outside
of a Bragg Sea Bass segment. But I got some
news everybody, which people in this room already know, but
I will share it with the audience. I bought an
airplane Yeah, I bought an airplane. It's a brand new plane.
I'm getting it in October. I'm super excited. Not a drone,
(01:25:45):
it's a serious It's one of those planes that has
the parachute. Now it's got a new thing they just
announced a couple of weeks ago. It's called a safe
return auto land. So if there's a problem in the plane,
passengers just hit this button. It finds the closest airport,
does all the radio can control. Yeah, uh, communication with
the tower, and then lands itself back in. Sounds good.
(01:26:07):
On top of the parachute, which it still has. There's
so much cool stuff in uh, you know, built in
safety wise for this plane. I'm really excited about it.
Just got to pick the colors and the interior and
the tail number and all the things.
Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Is that one of those one time things where you
can do that, but it'll destroy the plane, or you
could do it like twice like the auto land.
Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
The auto land's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
The parachute, it's a big repair and a lot of
times they end up totaling the plane because it kind
of blows out this one section to deploy the parachute.
But you're alive, yeah, which is, which is pretty great.
So I'm super excited about the plane. I'm looking forward
to all the things and places I'll be able to do,
like my son and I. If you want to go
catch the penguins when they're somewhere, you know, within a
(01:26:48):
two hour flight, we can do that. Well, you know
what was really cool? So excited? You and I were
talking last night and I was telling you all, like
I got to take a seven hour road trip to
drop off my dogs before we go on a big trip. Yep,
so it's families off. Next time, I'll just fly, Well no,
I said, this time next year. Yeah, right, we want
some instruments, all that kind of stuff done. It's like, cool,
we'll get in the plane after the show, we'll fly
(01:27:09):
the dogs. Will take an hour to get there, incredible,
and then we'll fly back. Well, you'll be back in
three hours, as opposed to driving there for how many hours?
One way? Exactly easy? And you could go to Harris
franch Is it going.
Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
To be like Teddy Bass where you're offering one of
us a ride. We just have to figure out who.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Sure, I can take three me plus three?
Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Easy, no problem? You know different places? Yes, So I
got this plane. I'm super excited. It's a serious, it's
great plane. It's a s R twenty two Turbo, which
is why I told you I'm being trained in and
everything else. So magazine a customize it, right, So yeah, yeah,
I picked the color, I picked the interior. It's it's no, no, no,
(01:27:48):
anyway anyway, there's a bragle like sea bass. It's awesome.
It's so massive. Again, I'm trying to keep it like
cool and not talk about it all the time, but
just no, I'm super pumped and it's changed my life.
It's such a positive thing in my life. And I
encourage anybody who's been sitting on things and just waiting, waiting, waiting,
just do That's my biggest regret. Why didn't I do
this right? Yolo? Why didn't I do this four or
(01:28:11):
five years ago?
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Five years?
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
It's time now?
Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Yeah, alright, we're gonna take a break. More Woody shows next,
hang on, you better make her as ugly as she
was in real life. And she looked like a foot.
She was so unattracted. She looks like Joe PESHI a
Woody Show. Right backs, the Woody Show, all right, welcome back, everybody. Yeah,
(01:28:39):
still Friday, right, yes, all right, well then what could
be wrong? Nothing? Nothing, It's all right. It is May sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. Today is a drawing day. It's NASCAR
day because you just like Indie. You don't like all
car racing. Is just I'm more into F one. I'm
starting to pay attention to Indie a little bit. Oh wait,
(01:29:01):
so F one and Indie are different?
Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
You got.
Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
You got different? They are? Why? Yeah? They looked the
cars look the same. They looked very similar, but not
so so you can tell the difference with the Indie
car they actually have a windshield and F one they don't.
But the cars are very different, but they look similar. Okay,
open wheels in both cases. Now the track is that?
(01:29:26):
Is it like there's a difference between big oval and
then where they kind of like weave in and out. Yeah,
when they weave in and out, that is F one.
Indy can do that as well. But Indy can also
go on the oval track. But you won't find F
one doing oval tracks. I learned something today, Greg. I
had no idea and then thought it was a Nascar
in the car funny trucks, funny funny. Different levels of racing.
(01:29:50):
It's insane. Yeah, and my apologies to everybody listening in Indianapolis. Yeah,
I know that's sacrilege, but hey, didn't they Today's National
Bike to Work Day. Let's do it. It's National do
something good for your neighbor Day, so maybe Greg bring
up their trash cans for that. And it's speaking of Greg.
Today's national honor are l g B T Elder's Day.
(01:30:12):
LGBT like the show all the daddies out there. Yeah,
today is a National Mimosa Day, National Piercing Day, National
Love of Tree Day, It's Pizza Party Day, and National
(01:30:32):
Sea Monkey Day. It's also General Prayer Day, so you know, pray.
I got to I don't know why. Maybe it's the
work of God. But dude, I'm fascinated by the new pope. Yeah,
because yeah, because I don't know what. I've never had
really any interest whatsoever. No disrespect, it's just, you know,
(01:30:55):
it's not a big it's not a big part of
it's not a big part of my life. This is
why they say you have to when you have something
near to dear to you that you can relate to,
it generates your interest because you this pope speaks English, obviously,
most of which I've not heard yet. Everything I heard
is Latin trilingual.
Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Yeah, it's like my name is a Populia because what
the hell do you know about Argentina? And when would
you ever have gone to Argentina?
Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Never?
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Never, never, nothing right? And you know something about Chicago?
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah, I mean yeah, from Chicago. He likes baseball. Yeah,
maybe he's just morel.
Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
And there was a video of this kid showing the
new Pope to his mom who she dated in high school.
Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Oh really, what's that?
Speaker 8 (01:31:37):
Funny?
Speaker 11 (01:31:38):
Crazy pictures of his childhood home in Chicago. You're like people,
you know, we know could grow up in the house.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
His brother's doing a ton of interviews and stuff like that.
But did you see the one clip that was going
around a week or so ago where somebody spotted him
in the crowd. It's some old footage of a game
one of the World Series. No, yeah, yeah, twelve years ago. Yeah,
it was when the White Sox went to sweep the
Astros and two thousand and five, I think it was.
They show you know, they show people in the crowd
and people are coming on. Well, they showed uh, Pope
(01:32:06):
Leo and his brother the one is doing all the
interviews in the crowd, and now people couldn't believe that
somebody found that. Now it's cool, but I'm not as impressed,
And let me explain my work here to you, because
they knew they were on TV because when it happened,
somebody said, oh my god, I saw you guys on TV.
Because everybody that was watching the game, right, all their friends,
(01:32:28):
their locals are watching their local team. And they said, oh,
so when he became the pope. Now they go, hey,
by the way, remember that one time they showed him.
It was I think it was Game one of the world,
So you already know what the game was. He watched
one stupid game. You found the clip, you go, oh, yeah,
there he is on TV. Yeah, it wasn't as much
of a needle in a haystack thing. As people knew
about it. His friends and his family know about it.
Speaker 8 (01:32:49):
I'm sure nothing will ever be as impressive as that
guy who got off murder charges because he was in
the background enthusiasm and let me know when you beat
that one.
Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Yeah, so what was the show that they did that
whole profile on that called the long shot? Long Shot?
So this guy was wrongfully accused of murder and this
guy was going up the river. Dude. I mean they
even though he really didn't do it, which is my nightmare. Right,
he really didn't do it, but there was no alibi,
there was no nothing. He said he was He said
he was at a Dodgers game, right, and he was
(01:33:20):
at the baseball game. People like, okay, yeah, whatever. They
were convinced that he had killed this person. He was
on trial.
Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
He said, I couldn't have been there. I was at
the basement.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Couldn't have done it anyway. In an episode of Kirby
Your Enthusiasm, Larry David and whoever was at the game
and in the background of the shot, there's the guy.
That episode was filmed on the day that the murder happened,
proving that the guy was really at the baseball game
(01:33:51):
when that happened and it saved his life. Crazy all
from all from just being in the background of some
random shot from Curby Enthusiasm. It's that that that was
really really it's less than an hour long, like maddening,
Oh my god, definitely right, yep, all right, So question
what else going on in the world of entertainment their menace, Well,
(01:34:13):
Sammy has been on me about this. She's like, how
come you haven't shattered out yet? I want to talk
about it? Bring it up? All right? There we go everywhere.
It's everywhere. Glenn Palell's new TV show, Chad Powers has
a release ding, Yes it does. It's gonna be on
Hulu September thirtieth. If you don't know, Chad Powers is
about this college hot shot court QB who has I
(01:34:36):
don't know, some problems in his life, which which I
can't quarterback quarterback, which I am. I didn't realize that
Chad Powers or Glen Palell has face prosthetics.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
In this thing? Did you know?
Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Are you kidding? You know that you didn't notice?
Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
It looks nothing like you?
Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
No, No, I didn't know. I didn't know until I
watched the trailer. I thought it was because I've seen
promos where but he doesn't have any prosthetics on his face.
Do you see the picture of Glenn Powell under your pillow?
Speaker 8 (01:35:05):
I don't, I'm your seiling.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
This was big news.
Speaker 11 (01:35:07):
I've been waiting for this to come out because see,
this was a character that I think was created by
Eli Manning, and then now Glenn Powell has taken on
the character. And it's doing the TV show off of it.
So yeah, all the prosthetics and everything. He's like full
character mode for this.
Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
I'm excited. I'm surprised they use the name can Chad Powers.
You know right away they managed to make him even uglier.
Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
I think you have managed to he can only get uglier.
Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
You can't get hotter.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Opportunity here, Glenn Powell, No Glenn Pillow, and you make
pillow cases of Glen Powell for so people like Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
That weird get it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
An other major movie news check this out. The title
of the movie is called I Was Honey Boo Boo
and it will be out this weekend on Lifetime. Let's
super excited for in studio that come on. Because we're
not that big enough to Lanta Honey Boo boo interview. Okay,
I am one of the most self deprecating people I
(01:36:08):
think when it comes to the show, and if we
couldn't get that, even I think even our show can
get that.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Let's see if we can, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
I'm pretty sure we can land a Honey Boo boo.
All right, all right, let's see. I love to see that.
I mean, I know you have Honey Boobo up on
some kind of pedestal. And maybe that was the case
when the show was brand new, but at this point,
I think they're pretty psyched if anybody wants to talk
to a movie like somebody, Yeah, it's a movie about
(01:36:37):
her life. Yeah, there's gonna be actors, you know, telling
the story of Honey Booboo and how she exploded the fame. Now,
are we gonna land a Honey Booboo interview?
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Incredible?
Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
I guess.
Speaker 8 (01:36:51):
I'd like to know more about the casting process for
Mama June.
Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
My prediction is no one will follow up.
Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
Oh damn it. Yeah, because here's the thing is nothing
we couldn't do it. I just don't think we're very
good when it comes to some of that stuff because
I see some of these like really tiny, small shows
in the middle of nowhere. It's because they have somebody
who's like just really aggressive and really good. Ut, yeah,
do it. But we're not a guest show, so we
don't need like a dedicated for just in case something
really cool, like a Honey Booboo opportunity comes out to.
Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
That's what they say. Success is preparation, people, Right, let's
you wake up looking for honey boo.
Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Well, I would love to talk to her. Maybe one day, Yeah,
maybe one day. You all right, okay, you can. It's
Mama June that did the cameo. Yeah, such sweety yea.
Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Yeah, apparently she's still such a sweetie except unless your
honey booboo, in which she feels.
Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yeah, she did a great cameo for us, Yeah she did.
She killed it all right. Another thing that we love
talking about, though, is losing weight, and Jason Kelsey just
recently shared on how he lost twenty five pounds after
the NFL and he says it's because he signed up
for Dancing with the Stars and sometimes you you know,
(01:38:02):
you see all these dancers and sometimes they're actually not
in shape, and I'm thinking to myself, they do it
because the training is is way more than you'd expect.
Yeah and yeah, he said he lost twenty five pounds
right away. And just like, Okay, as an out of
shape person that I am, try to dance for four
minutes straight, oh yeah, and then being out of shape,
(01:38:24):
you just can't do it. And I see some people
that are larger, they'll do an entire concert.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Oh, I don't know how anybody does it. Yeah, if
you get it, you get a couch just set on
like David Blunts, the rapper. Yeah, you can do that.
There's this big, giant fed David Blunts is his name.
He the guys the size of a Mac truck and
he can't even stand, so he literally he will perform
with oxygen. Yeah, with an oxygen tank, sitting on a
couch on the stage. If you're not familiar with that,
I don't know where he was, but just recently had
(01:38:52):
a council or shell and go to the hospital again.
Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
The NFL guys also lose weight, just because that's part
of being in the NFL as you're all working out
and putting and menace.
Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
Not only try to dance for four minutes straight. Just
try to dance is so hard it's impossible.
Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Well, I also have some exciting news to show with
you guys, and for Woody Woody, believe it or not,
you are on the forefront of fashion. Oh yeah, because
Vogue has reported that the new hot thing with celebrities
is sports merch. Sports merch wearing jerseys and hats. So
(01:39:33):
that's the new hot thing with celebrities.
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
It's new since what the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Yeah, I've been wearing hats. I don't wear I don't
wear jerseys very often at all. I see you sometimes
wearing jersey very rare in a while, yeah, but you
very rare apparently on the forefront of fashion, because that
is going to be the new hot thing with every
celebrity is rocking their favorite team in jersey form and
hat form. But what the weird thing to put out there,
because it's literally been going on since the eighties.
Speaker 8 (01:39:59):
Nothing, it's not like right now.
Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
It's not Yeah, it's not like, oh, people don't wear
jerseys and it is the new hot thing. But this
is gonna be the celebrity focus because sometimes okay, they're
gonna you know, they're gonna focus on a certain brand,
or they're gonna like Gucci will be the hot thing
this year that all the celebrities are wearing what about
like Jay Z and a Yankee cap, like or fred
Durst and U n C jersey. But apparently you'll be
(01:40:24):
seeing Speaking of fashion, I have a picture this is
me wearing black clothes to look thinner, and it's a
picture big giant pig wearing a It pops up on
instagramm like, oh, yeah, that is what I did, by
the way, yea yeah, an actual pigg.
Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Me.
Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
All right, thank you very much, menace. It's time for
your birthdays and your birthday show. It's sim we won't sit,
it's and you know, we don't sure she has big
toes where her thumbs should be. Meghan Box, Yeah, oh boy,
(01:41:05):
celebrating a birthday today. Meghan Fox is thirty nine. Pierce Brosnan,
one of the many dudes who played James Bond. He's
seventy two. Jennet Jackson is fifty nine. We Man, the
midget from Jackass, is fifty two. It's Chris nova Selek,
the guy from Nirvana who's not Kurt Cobaine or Dave Grohl.
He's sixty years old.
Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Danny Treyjo Maschetti, proud owner of Trey.
Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Ho's Tacos and Trey Hos donat Yea and Trey Hoss Coffee,
eighty one years old, eighty Jesus Christ, Carol Seaver on
Growing Pains. Tracy Gold is fifty six. Ralph Tresvant, who
was the lead singer of New Edition, is fifty seven.
Melanie Lynsky Shauna on Yellowjackets. If you watched that show.
But then also if you watched Two and a half Men,
(01:41:49):
remember Charlie Sheen's character had that stalker Rose.
Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
Isn't she actually like Australian?
Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
She's sawcho good action.
Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Yeah, she's in Sweet Home, Alabama, but.
Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
She's she is forty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Is he still doing the show Man Versus Food? Adam
Richmond has not done anyway that guy when he did
it on man Verse, but he's fifty one years old
today and he got actress Deborah Winger who is seventy
years old. Your Porto Birthday today is Mackenzie Lee and
today's birthday girl. She has spent more time on all
fours than that crazy Japanese a hole.
Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Who bought that dog suit now identifies as a dog.
That's a lot of time.
Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Mackenzie has been in five hundred and twenty three fine films,
including Healthy, My Son's Friend, Healthy, Healthy, my Son's Oh Me?
That must have been a typoky I think the title
would be my Son's friend is into my feet all right,
and he's healthy. She was in Balls to Her Wall
Volume one, also Horning at the Halfway House. She was
(01:42:51):
in I've Got a Cure for your boner Volume one
Sammy's favorite holiday film of all time. It's a Horse Christmas. Yeah,
she was in two hot chicks with big boobs on
top for a hardcore threesome. Wow, mouthful ye out and
who can forget her unforgetable rolling lubed up the booty hole.
(01:43:11):
I wonder what that's about. That's a Mackenzie Lee who
is forty six years old today, and that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning.
Look what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, let's go do
it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's it for the week.
Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
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things happening. Number one, we're gonna start getting you qualified
to win one of these Disney cruises to Alaska, just
like the one that we're going on a week from Monday.
That's gonna be exciting. But yeah, your chance to win
starting Monday here on the Woodies Show. And then also
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win that prize by playing a game that Greg has
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(01:44:38):
a different person. Monday, I think we decided Menace was
gonna go first. He's always good for a game and
a prize. And then Tuesday maybe I don't know, Gina
or Greg whatever, we'll figure it out, okay, And we'll
do that each day next week, and you have a
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(01:44:58):
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drinking every single day is healthier for you than being dead.
Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
You know that's a different point.
Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
It's all downhill from death exactly. Look at it that way,
all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know, we love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.
SMD double m bye, great Friday, you mother,
S is.
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The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today
is May the sixteenth, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday.
(01:01):
Who I tell you the week started fast, then just
stopped on a dime, and now we've made it to Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Welcome, thank you for being here.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I'm Boddy. That's great gory grip out. There is Menace,
Gina grad Happy Friday to year. I got Mas. Sammy's here,
there is Morgan, we got Bond, We've got Menji, we
got bored, we.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Got you, we got it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
We made it to the end of the week.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It was a long haul, but.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Here we are.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah all right, So here's a guy lined up for
you today here on this Friday edition of The Woody Show.
Of course, the Fail Stories Dumb Ass Contest will be
the d U y Q. That'll be a little bit
later on in the day. We'll give you a chance
to win a prize. We've got some other stuff, news headlines,
some entertainment. We've got the Birthday's porn of birthday all
on the way You're on the Woody Show. Was reading
(02:00):
something kind of interesting about how the Southern accent is
fading and most likely on its way to extinction.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I don't believe that, yeah, because I mean I I
was born in Ashville, Tennessee. Yeah, and everyone around me
had the accent. When I go back home now it's
it's much Disappearum.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, they got televisions and modern life. So what will
the country singers do, Sammy less endearing, They're still going
to like lean into it or they can turn it on. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, look at they'll fake it like they do
now due me. Well, look at Chanel West Coast. She
has a country song out right now and she sounds
mega country. She has so much twang. Chanel West Coast, Yeah, Greg,
(02:45):
Chanel West Coast, Greg. She I mean I know who
she is.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I watched Ridiculousness and she's the chick that sits there.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling
up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid
sounding uneducated or or quote to hometown. Even kids born
and raised in the South, they're talking like they're from
California now. But if you can just drop the accent.
But I would think like people would want to move
(03:12):
to a certain place because they want to be a
part of whatever that is. Like they like the whole
Southern charm and like the Southern God, what.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Is the accent that everyone puts on when they want
to sound stupid or mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.
They don't put on Baltimore. They don't put on green.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
They do Bore. People know that. Yeah, the Massachusetts accent.
They don't New York. They don't put New York. It's
all kind of the version of the same. They don't
put on a long line of accent when they want
to sound dumb, they do.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Still I'm a dumb hit exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Well, depends on what it's about.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Mostly almost always.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult in hillbilly redneck,
et cetera. That's the enjoy the Southern n I like it.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, I mean, it's it's nice. It's it's guy that
comes okay. Uh feels like it depends, I mean, because
there there's a difference, right, Like, uh, I think there's
one that sounds like kind of sweet, and there's hey, y'all,
but then there's a matter ones y'all, just like you know,
like we're there's I don't get I don't know how
to appropriately appropriately described. You're like, there's a different sweet hey, y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Would you like some more sweet too?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Right?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
It's a southern versus the hillbilly yeah, right, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
If you went I think there's maybe certain situations like
if you needed open heart surgery and it was a
life for death, right, life for death, and you go in,
they're like, all right, now you've not met this person,
you're not talked to them yet. You just did your research,
you found the best heart surgeon on earth, and you
went in for your consultation and go all right, man,
so here's what we're gonna do what we might do.
(04:47):
We're gonna open you up, we're gonna go in there,
we're gonna clean all that out, and then we're gonna
you'd be like, maybe maybe I'll call number two on
the list. Some people so text people wouldn't care. But
I I hear what you're saying now, I get what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Now, technically everybody has an accent, right, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Think any of you guys have one. I don't think
I have one. My wife doesn't believe that she had
to it. My wife did not believe that she had
one until she met you. True story. She definitely has
an accent. Yeah, because the minute that the minute that
greg because she's from Saint Louis, so it's that whole
like kind of Saint Louis. Yeah. Yeah at the a's
are I have a black backpack? Yeah, it's in my Cadillac.
(05:29):
Used to be way worse.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't talk like that. Yeah, yes, yes
you do, right.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yes you do. Wow.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I got to listen to her more.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, I heard us. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four
Friday check in. Send your check in a check in
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
I was working in the radio in the street, working
in the past thirty years. This is our every day
people industry are getting cut left and the right left,
(05:59):
and the left is left and yeah, they've never gone.
You know what we should really add position. I wonder
if today's the last a Yeah, it's the Woody Show,
you know what. That thought doesn't really even enter my
mind on a Friday. Yeah, because it is Friday. The
last thing you want to think about is work, and
you're gonna leave no matter what.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I'm not working for the next.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Couple of days.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Welcome to Friday. It is another hour of insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. May sixteenth, twenty twenty five,
Woodie Greig Menaced Brady. There's a Sea Bass morning, Sea Bass.
Have be Friday to you any big exciting weekend planning
Sea Bass? No?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Not really, you're not doing I am okay, just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What he's not he's he's lying? No, because where are
you sending Morgan to cover something? Because you I thought
maybe you had something really cool going on. No, No,
I'm just.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Seeing some people that I already know. I'd say a
friend to meet up. But other than that doesn't that's
something special. That's why I missing the thing that.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Was rescheduled that I love that Friday entergy up with
the bubble cord.
Speaker 8 (07:05):
He hanging out with friends, not something special.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Because it's unremarkable. OA, haveppy Friday, Happy Friday. Yeah, We've
got Morgan here taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us your Friday check in your text
over to two two nine eighty seven. We've got the
dumbass contest. The d u i Q is coming up
for you later on this hour. Well, it's start this
(07:29):
hour with your Friday fail story. Ladies and gentlemen, boys
(08:14):
and girls, It's time for your Friday fail. Sorry. A
lot of people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that can never go wrong with it. Somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stake in mega uber ultravel. Okay, all right, yes,
(08:45):
yeah you know what strong unlike see you basses Friday energy, right, yeah,
I thought we really brought up that one. We're gonna
start with this story. I just saw this morning, this
old driver, this old elderly person who crashed into the
Webster bank on Root fifty nine in Nantucket, New York
for the second time in two months, the same place.
(09:06):
Both accidents happened on a Friday. The old ass person
whose name wasn't released, wasn't hurt. No one inside the
bank was injured. Either the police are still looking into
what happened, didn't share any more details or if the
driver was going to be charged or the very least
their license taken away. Yeah, and I know. Look, I
get it, you're old and you don't like to lose
your independence, and old people don't want to give up
(09:28):
their license. But I think, like anything else, there comes
a time. This is your sign. The second time in
two months you're crashing into the bank. I told you
I was at the DMV and saw this lady do
an eye test, and then I saw her outside and
she's like barely even moving on a walker. I'm like,
her reaction time has to be awful. Yeah, I told you.
(09:49):
I told you that story. I was walking into a
burger King just to go grab something because the drive
through line was really long. I'm gonna go inside, grab
something real quick, get out. So as I'm walking in,
there's an old person who's putting their tray or whatever.
They had their garbage into the trash receptacle by the
door to walk out. I had time to walk up.
(10:09):
I was the second person in line. Order my food,
get my food, get my drink from the fountain, walk out.
The old person was still in the process of getting
in their car. They had walked so slow, like a
sloth to a big like suv, like a big yeah,
and so they can barely crawl up into this thing.
(10:33):
It took them forever to get just from the door
of the burger king to their carping. And what kind
of reaction time could this person have that can't be safe.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
It's fair to say, seventy five, you have to take
your driver's test again something.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean something. Hopefully by the time if I
lived that long, they'll have the driverless cars.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Nice chill, go full way mom.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
And there's another example like as soon as we start
the fail segment, sea Beast comes in for the hello
at the top of the oven and he walks right
back out. Uh, he's probably gonna go plug in to
get some more energy for Friday. But here's somebody who
shares his Friday enthusiasm one of these useless a holes
in Congress who are working hard for the citizens. Utah
Congressman Blake Moore is in the news this week because
(11:16):
he fell asleep on the House floor when it was
his turn to vote. Here's some audio for when they
called on him to get his vote.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Mister Fitzpatrick, mister Fitzpatrick, no, mister stuby, mister stuby no,
Miss Tinny, Miss tinny. No, mister Moore, mister Moore, Hello, hello,
(11:43):
mister Moore.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
No me, I thought that was that other one. Do
you see on the news that lady right, the blonde, Yeah,
the blonde was knocked out a lot. Yeah, I mean
it would be mad boring. Is everybody's voice terrible? Was
it there something going on in Congress just recently with
I don't know the uh it was the the Supreme
(12:07):
Court and they're doing like some hearings or whatever, and
some guys like on there talking in his voice is awful.
It's heartless enough. All these people, all these people are
a thousand years old taking naps.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
This next one is from Rhode Island.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
With this dude, he dropped six hundred and forty dollars
to buy his wife an official Trump branded watch. Right,
she's icy, she's a big fan. But when it showed up,
there was a problem. Instead of Trump, the tea was
missing and the face of the watch, says Rump. They
(12:41):
n were not amused.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Just thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and
I knew it would be something that she'd like.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I noticed it right away.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
The tea is missing, it just says Rump. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I wanted to be a special thing for her, and
we had expected that it would have the integrity of
President of the United States, and an apology would be
nice for making my wife's cry.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Uh hell oh cry? How tacky? Anyways, mega classy watch,
pink and gold. Yeah. Oh, he was ghosted, probably went
to the wrong website. Yeah, he was ghosted by customer service.
So he called the local news for help, and what
do you know, magically the rump Watch company responded, offered
him an apology for his crying wife, a replacement watch,
and an eight hundred dollars coupon that accused by other
(13:28):
tacky crab to watch his sales. By the way, why
does all the patriotic gear have to be stupid? It's
like it's oh God, flags and eagles and a lot
of airbrush crap always So this rump watch I had
six and forty dollars. It looks like a knockoff rolex.
This next one is from South Carolina, fifty two year
old guy named Eric Slat. He was at a petting
(13:50):
zoo family run place where they have you know, all
kind of animals to interact with, beyond the usual goats
and crab like that. They have some exotic stuff. Kangaroos, wallabies,
camels would go anyway. Eric thought it'd be really fun
to quote rough House with this one kangaroo, mister Jack,
who wasn't known to be aggressive, but on this particular
day just wasn't happy, you know, wasn't I don't know,
(14:12):
I don't know what was going on. I was not happy,
just wasn't having it. And mister Jack beat Eric to death.
His body was found in the kangaroo enclosure, multiple blunt
force injuries winner by knockout mister Jack. They do box,
and those things are ripped.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
They are yep. I met kangaroos in Australia and they
were so sweet, even the pie. They were so tame
and I got to feed him car.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I've seen people online boxing them because like the kangaroos
will mess with somebody's.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Dog and to save your dog and then they lean
back on their tails and just donkey kick you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh yeah. And this next one, this final story here
this week is from Florida with this guy accidentally shot
himself inside of a Walmart. Apparently it happened when he
drops his gun, which before we judge, I ask you
to turn to the Book of John, chapter eight, verse seven.
I think it says, uh, let he who hasn't dropped
your gun, will shopping at Walmart be the first to
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accidentally shoot themselves or something something like that. Yeah. Quote Anyway,
cops swarmed the place because you know, shots fired. They
locked down the store. They kick everybody out, they're searching
the store. One shopper something it up best while talking
to the local news saying, quote, it's not the weirdest
thing to happen into Walmart, honestly, kind of expected. Luckily
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for mister Butterfingers. The paramedics they got there pretty quick.
They rushed them to the hospital. He's expected to be fine,
like physically, his egos Pronta Daniel. But yeah, j hegg
on your face. There's your Friday fail stories. Everybody. We're
going to take a break. We'll come back with our
dumb ass contest this week. The dumb Ass Contest today,
the duy Q. You guys know how that works. If
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you'd like to play, call us now eight seven seven
forty four. What he is? The number? Sea Bass talking
to a drunk asking them some trivia questions and you
just have to guess correctly two out of three times.
If the drunk will get it right or not, you
don't even know the answer. Just guess if the drunk
will get it right or wrong. Two out of three
times you do that correct, are gonna be the winner?
Eight seven seven four Woodie.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Going to go, oh God, he's here again. You're so tortured, man,
I am. We're ready to go the Friday morning dumb
ass contests. And the dumb ass contest today, of course,
is the like you Yeah, I like you?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
See I asked, please explain the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Everybody.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I find someone nice and drunk and ask them just
the simplest of trivia questions, and that's the game. You
guess whether there is this person so drunk that they
won't know the answer to these questions that otherwise everyone
is well aware.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, minute, tart off the streak.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Absolutely are they so drunk? So if you can guess
whether they know, two times out of three you win.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is? The phone number?
And we go to I don't know, you pick a
line here, Sammy, which one do you want to go with?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
I say line four?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Line up, be four, That would be be Rad. Good morning, Brad,
Hey Page, do you want you? And you're gonna be
our contestant? How exciting, Brad. Before I get to the
questions that the account, we're gonna get to know this
drunk person a little bit better, just that a little
how with it or not with it? They are? And
who is this person's sea best?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
It's Robert and he's gonna tell us about the specialty
cocktail he's having, as well as how he keeps himself
from doing something irresponsible.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
All right, here is Robert. What are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
An?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
What are those cinnamon?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Those little one of the hot tamalies that tastes just like.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
That liquid and it gets you drunk?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yes, responsible responsibility tea. I have a younger brother that
I have a younger brother that is two years younger
than me. Multiple of the uys just call it commu
where you don't. I mean, I may can use virtal
Bolgar language, but use your your brains man like uber
(18:10):
uber uber. So he's having a hard time, but he's
pretty chill. Yeah, it sounds like he's drinking fireball. He's
you know, he's having a good times.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Bloger language include the hot Tamale cocktail typically is made
with tequila, hot sauce.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And celua. Oh horrible comedy, very disgusting. Now, Venice, you
were all about the fireball for a minute. I love
fireballs really still Yeah, yeah, God, I just haven't heard
for a while. There was like it's very sad. Yeah,
but he was all about it for a minute. Of
marijuana you do, Oh yeah, marijuana is definitely it's all
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about his first love at this point. Yet all the time. Yeah,
I mean they have marijuana. Seltzer's greg joined fun. Okay, Brad.
Question number one for the d U i Q. Here
we go. What are the.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Two particles in an atomic nucleus triple?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
No, I'll say no for Robert, I feel like man.
No for Menace. I was gonna say I thought maybe
he and somehow watched it on drunk History. Now you know,
(19:26):
I'll go with my initial gut feeling. Yes for Menace.
Oh so no for the drunk Yes for Menace. No
for Sammy only because her head's still down and writing,
what do you say? Probably doing the.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Ones below that too, I'm going trips.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
No trips, no, no, menace and Sammy, do you think
that Robert here is going to get it?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
No, no, But what do you think you're Brad? Yes
or no?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
No? All right?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
What are the two particles in an atomic nucleus?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Menace? Ions and neurons?
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Good one, good one, Sammy, Nuclear and proton nuclear.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It's a proton and neutron, right, yeah, yeah, I mean
they could have gone quark as well, and I would have.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
What is quirk?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
That's what makes up protons and neutrons.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
It wasn't familiar with that. Protons and neutrons.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yes, nuclear, not nuclear, But.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
That's why I was trying to come up with something
that was like atomic.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
That's why I put nuclear. But I know protons and neutrons.
I watched Jimmy neutron whatever.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Remember the neutron dance.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
She tricked herself out of it. I didrons. Now Brad
says that Robbie won't get this one right, and if
that is the case, good news for Brad. He'll be
on the board of this first point here in this
round of the duy Q.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
What are the two particles in an atomic nucleus.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, there it's you. There's water and hydrogen.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Those are the two ones in a new.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
And hydrogen, right, correct? A kind of redundant? Yeah, all right, well,
good news. You're on the point, on the point. You're
on the board with the point here, Brad. Congratulations, you
got two more questions, get one more point. I think
you can definitely do that. Let's see question number two
for the d uy Q.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
The super Bowl Trophy is named after what famous NFL coach?
Oh gave the answer?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh right, No for Robert? Where what kind of place
did you find Robert outside of? Not a gay bar?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
That's that's exactly what that's where you're going.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So not a game. I'm playing the numbers. I get,
I'm playing the numbers. Yeah, So no for Robert. I'll
say no for Robert, Yes for Sammy, No for Menace.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
I'm going no Robert, yes Sammy, Yes Menace, Gregory.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
That's kind of what I was thinking. Okay, definitely no
for Robert, Yes for Menace. I'm on the fence about Sammy,
but I will say yes for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
So that's for Sammy. All right, Menace and Sammy? Do
you think that right? We'll get it right, absolutely not. No,
all right, Brad, your guess.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
I'm gonna go guess it.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I'm gonna say Robert got this one right, I got.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
So I know what now he gets one point, he's
getting reckless? Yeah, yeah, you know what keeps it interesting?
I like it. It's exciting, Brad, all right? Question number
two for the d U i Q.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
The Super Bowl Trophy is named after what famous NFL.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Coach Menace Vince Lombardi, Sammy Vince Lombardi? Correct feeling. I
almost got thrown off because the NBA Trophy was here
in the office yesterday, okay, And I was like, wait,
am I getting the names confused?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Now?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I can't remember that. That's uh, I don't know it
was yesterday.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, I was here. I totally find and you had
the thought yesterday?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The name right? Yeah, I'm like, wait, so I'm assuming
you looked it up. Am I mis hearing the name?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I will give me us some credit. Only recently has
the name of the NBA trophy become common place at least? Oh,
is it annoying when they call it.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The Larry op Yeah? Is that what it is? Larry O'Brian, Yeah, Okay,
just save me from googling Larry. There you go, Larry.
Brad's getting wild here, guys, he's getting nuts on a Friday.
He said crazy. He said that, Robbie. Alright, you do.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Let's see if it pays off for you. Question number
two on the d y Q. The Super Bowl Trophy
is named after what famous NFL coach?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I can say the Steelers. That's that's a team, not
a coach, though the coach's name. I haven't no idea.
I know the Steelers one two years ago.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
Move that wins now, that's fine.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Sadly, the Steelers did not win two years ago.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
To be to be clear, Green Bay. Yeah, yeah, I
not asked this question. What would that have been twenty eleven?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
The audio for fourteen years right, Hey, Brad, Sorry, did
not get the point on the one. Yeah, if you
would have played the numbers, if you would have played
the numbers on the d u i Q and how
this game normally goes, you would have been sitting here
a winner right now. But you need to rely on
question number three and getting that one right in order
to be the winner this week. Question number three on
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the d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Dali Lama is the leader of what religion, oh God
should be in everyone's mind.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
You have new pope and yeah, no, we were just
talking about the Dalai Lama because I didn't realize that
was the name. I thought it was like the title,
like Pope, right, it is, it's both, but don't they
it is the title. I thought it's the title.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
But also like Disney is Dolly Lama?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Right do they have like right John Smith? So John
just becomes the Dalai Lama. I got that.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah, like the pope.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, some like Lama Comma the Dolly On a guest
list somewhere.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Okay, it says, yeah he is, well, he is considered
a reincarnation. We all know that they do not have
to change their name.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
But nobody ever refers to him, right yeah, yeah, okay,
Bot sorry Dolly all.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Right, see thoughts, I don't know what you're talking about.
Robert A right, yes or no?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
You know I was so happy with my last guest.
I'm gonna do it again. Yes to Sammy, Yes to Menace,
No to Robert.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
All right, No for Robert, I'm gonna sweep it. No yeah,
triple no, triple no Menace and Sammy no, no, no,
this is it make or break my friend, Brad. What
do you think? No, for sure?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Question number three on the d u i.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Q, the Dali Lama is the leader of what religion?
Sammy Buddhism?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Menace Buddhism. Wow, all right? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Specifically to that and Buddhism, but yeah, bet on this today.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
And an amazing kisser.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
Oh yeah to the children.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Want to know his actual name? Yeah, I would love
to tens and yachts.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah that it was Tyrone. All right, it's Brad is
saying no way La Marius O'Connell. Robert did not get
this one right. And if that's the case, he's gonna
be a winner of the d y Q. Question number three, the.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Dalai Lama is the leader of what religion?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
India?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Dali Lama?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's India, is it?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Congratu the d u y Q.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I thought that he was going to maybe stumble into it.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah, just out of acid.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
He's regionally close.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
I know it was the Steelers.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I know it's Islam, right, help me out here. Yeah, well, Brad,
you are the winner of the u i Q. Congratulations
and thank you so much to the Woodie Show. I
appreciate that. Have a great weekend. Thank you, Welcome Brad everybody.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
I don't know that I've ever done this for I
had a perfect sport Wow, genus the big winner today.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Talk about that good. Normally it's as bragging around here
about you know, we do a blatant radio rip off.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
We may have done this years ago. It's an old
croll A bit where it called gay walking, where he
does go to gay bars. He goes to gay bars specifically,
and asked him like, what is a V eight? What's
a V six?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Oh? Cool?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
And then like, yeah, well you get it right?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Was that kind of jay Leno? We did jay.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Walker's straight Questions for gay go.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
We've done nerd walking gay walking?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, got it all right? Fun, it's a funn I
don't know if'll let us use it. I think he
does anymore though. So we're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Friday Woodies show for you. Next
hang on, we'll be right back. You made it and
just in time the Woody Shows back. Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
It's Friday, Text Friday check in to two nights.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Have like I mentioned anything else you got too like
This one just came over a couple of minutes ago.
From the eight one to eight said, So last night
I had a dream that I was making out with Morgan. Okay, wow,
I went downstairs to give her a mouth party.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Midway through I looked up to see her face, but
it was Woody's face, and then they put a frownie.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Face emogient disappointment.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
What does this mean? So I've consulted the internet. First
of all, flattering though, right, Morgan?
Speaker 14 (28:46):
I mean very honestly, I take that as a compliment.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, people say all the time like oh god, gross disgusting,
Like when somebody says something like that like oh I
had a dream and blah blah blah. I'm imagining that
that might be how like you know, Sammy would react.
Greg said just the other day like, oh I was
thinking of you the other day, And the first thing
I thought I was like, wow, she probably thinks he's
a creep. I had nothing to do with anything sexual.
It's just like, oh, what was it you were watching? U?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
The o G Karate Kicker mentioned that she just watched it.
So I wanted to put something on just to fall
asleep to. And I thought this movie is kind.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Of stupid, just quite hold up.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
It does not hold I love that movie. Yeah, when
when somebody has something nice like that to say, like, oh,
really like you're desirable, You're even if it's you know,
some weird sex dream or whatever, I would be flattered
by that.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
We have like one week where we got like a
handful of texts into the show. Do you remember that
week where it's like, hey, wood you blah blah blah
blah blah. I had like some sex dream about Woody
and it was like nice, yeah you No, it was
very flattering anyway, So I've consulted the internet to find
out what this dream uh is? Again, the text said,
last night I had a dream I was making out
with Morgan. I went downstairs to give her a mouth party.
(29:57):
Midway through, I looked up to see her face and
it was Woody's face emoji. What does this mean? Well,
dreams like this usually matched together attraction, confusion, and deep
rooted trauma. Oh no, Starting with Morgan, clearly that's the fantasy.
But halfway through their brain yanked the wheel and slapped
Woody's face in there. And that's not just a plot twist.
(30:20):
That's a full blown psychological jump scare.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Symbolically, it could mean the listener associates Woody with authority,
guilt or judgmental dat energy and their subconscious was like, oh,
you're enjoying yourself not so fast. Or maybe they just
listened to too much of the show before bed and now
they're haunting their dreams like a messed up Scooby Doo episode. Yeah,
(30:45):
but it concludes the brain is broken. But like in
a very on brand Woody show way.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
That's funny because if you think of like stuff like
the Sopranos where he's having sex with some hot chick
and he looks up and it's his mom, this does
like message your head.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
If you think of it and Greg, you can agree
the New Toms show thoughts, Oh yeah, what's it called again?
Bad thoughts? That's what I meant to write down.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yeah, yeah, Sammy not so much.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
But also he didn't finish the text, like maybe he finished,
well there was a yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I doubt it. That's a cold shower. That's like finding
out this person like, oh, she's kind of cute, Like
I should go talk to her, and you work up
the nerve to go talk to this person who you
haven't met, and she's got the same name as your
mother something you know, right right, The dude's got the
same name as your dad. Ladies, that's kind of weird,
right me is you're so writer?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
There's that one, the French one, the French lady, and
there's a certain twist about her that he did not like.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Almost made me puke. Is it scripted or like, what
is it?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, it's totally scripted. It's essentially like miniature movies, and
they're all really creative and they all have a bizarre twist.
I'm making a point this weekend to carve out like
an hour or so to watch at least one episode
of the Nathan Uh for you that you talked about.
Good now, SeaBASS wasn't quite sure, or somebody's in this
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room said that they weren't sure. I would be into it.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Start with Nathan for you, don't for sure, don't start
with the rehearsal.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Rehearsals a little slow, amazing for you? I think you
would love. But I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Can I give a quick random fact?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Sure, and you'll appreciate this.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
Reddit has found that Nathan Fielder has his commercial pilot license.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
This means in the future of the reversal, but yeah,
because the new show is all about aviation safety.
Speaker 14 (32:31):
Yeah, but he got it in I think February.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
But he's official pilot.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
He could literally also save lives from this show. He
could pretty amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, I'll check it out. It's on my to do list.
But I I want to see that Tom segur thing. Yeah,
bad thoughts thing like there's kind of yeah, like short films.
So there are seventeen minutes. Yeah you can. It's based
on random thoughts that he's had. Oh yeahh okay, cool. Yeah,
every single one is. And if you know Tom Segura
in his comedy and the way he works the tracks, Yeah, exactly.
All right eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us
(33:00):
a text Friday check in over to to nine eight seven.
Will be right back, and we are into another new
hour of insensitivity training, freight politically correct world. It's a
Friday morning, Talla, all right, Friday check hands on the
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text over to two to nine eight seven. Tell who
you are, where around town you're listening any kind of
exciting weekend plan you got whatever, you'd like to mention
anything any want hit us up over to to nine
eight seven. I welcome you. My name is Woody. There's
Greg Gory, Hi, Wooding Menace, whatever social media director you
can find us. You can follow us on social media
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at the Woody Show. Gina Grant is here. There's a
sea bass. Yeah, we've got Sammy Morgan's taking those calls
at eight seven seven forty for Woody. It's eight seven
seven forty for Woody. So dude, big news. Foot Locker,
who has been struggling with sales and under forming mall stores,
(34:01):
has been sold what for two point four billion dollars two?
First of all, Dicks, some of Dick's sporting Goods just
bought foot Locker. Awesome. It's all a move so Dix
can dominate the Nike sneaker market. The name foot Locker
is not going anywhere. Dix is gonna run foot Locker
(34:24):
as its own thing. And the brands that foot Locker owns,
which I didn't realize they own Champs and WSS oh,
those will also be sticking around, except now they're going
to answer to their overlords at Dix. So no major
store closings are expected, just new ownership. I don't blame
foot Locker. I blame Nike. You know, like a lot
of these brands are just not being innovative, and they're
(34:46):
just like what's wrong with Nike? Nike? They're they're kind
of scene as like the old man brand now dude track.
Yeah you know what? And it must be because I
find I have bought more Nikes recent lean. Oh those
are cool? Yeah about about an there's there's one. There's
(35:06):
one style that I really like. I bought, like, I
bought that same style like two or three different colors.
They're called Cities. It's c and then then the number
one t y that's cool. In fact, I'm wearing. Those
are the ones I'm wearing right now. Noise, these joints
like those like a big old tread something because they're
city walkers, like almost like like, oh that's the other thing.
(35:28):
Is that true? So people are wearing people are wearing
sports cleats, soccer cleats.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
They are.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
For the sound like clack clack when you're walking in.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Fashion, man, you can irrigate the lawn.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
There's a singer. There's a singer that I really like.
Her names Rosalia, and she just posted on social media.
She was wearing cleats. It's a it's a thing that
people are doing. Were those because they're comfortable? Yeah? But these,
the ones I just told you about those city those
are very these are very cool.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I never used to buy shoes ever. I had I
don't know, maybe three pair and then like one nicer pair.
But now I've become kind of like a chick. I
have a bunch, and a lot of them are Nikes,
like Nikes and Adidas mostly that I own. I have
a couple of pairs I wore. The other ones, the
all Birds because every once in a while, those are
really comfortable because they were like slippers. I have a
(36:24):
couple of pairs of those. So now I have more
shoes in our closet than my wife does. Now she's
downsize shoes. She's gotten way more into purses and of
course anything that has Wicked on it, which she was
just telling me yesterday. She goes, hey, you know, later
on this year there's another Wicked movie coming out, Like
what possibly could you need? Like what would be what
(36:46):
would be the new stuff for the new Wicked movie?
Because there's already face cream everything. Oh dude, there's all
kinds of stuff which she bought.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Food, skincare, clothes. Yeah, well but it'll be different colors
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
It's gonna be what it'll be club lifeli time. Can
you imagine what if you were poor?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
What would you do? She wouldn't buy that stuff? What
do you mean? In fact, for a long time she
would like talk to me and say, hey, so you
know blah blah blah blah blah. But I didn't get
that because I saw something, you know, ten dollars over here,
and I go, dude, if you want something and you
they just get it, you know, because like I appreciate
(37:24):
what she was doing, but you know, like just go
get it.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
It's not going to break the bank right on something
like that.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Because I mean, if somebody came up to me and
just said, hey, you know what, it's a difference of
ten dollars some thought if you want something, I no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
See.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The difference is we're not talking about like Mario Break's
partner was buying like six hundred dollars face creams, right
because we're not talking about that kind of stuff. It's
a necessity. We're talking about the difference between ten dollars
and say twenty five dollars, Like.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
I saw a target, but then I saw it Marshall.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
But there's always that mentality if you find it for
a little bit cheaper. What a deal if on something
that you already don't need. Yeah, you know, like towels
or Wicked branded towels, but I don't need them.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
But they're on sale. Okay, well let me just get it.
You know, I have the same mentality. I'm like, I
say no to nothing. But the only thing I don't
like is when you micro manage what I'm buying. Oh yeah,
that's when I have issues.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Well, didn't a couple of your orders get canceled?
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Manut, Yeah, that happens to me.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm like, cancel, yeah, yeah, I cancel it or change
it out for a different that's that's cheaper because deal.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Oh yeah, yeah he's talking about this. He looked and
his order was canceled.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
My order, strand cancel the order.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, anything recently, menus you can think of.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Well, one of the biggest things recently was I wanted
this certain TV mount and uh, the TV mount was
like I think one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
It was.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
It was a nice mount, right, and then she canceled
my order and got like a forty dollars amount instead.
But what happened was I was going to get installations,
which messed up my insallation. Wished back the installation a
couple of weeks meanwhile, or all things equal on the
mount so because some of them will swing out or
just in a certain way.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
So did it?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Did it function the same way? It pretty much did,
but it messed up, messed up the installation which I
wanted to get insulate. I want to get the installation
done because we're having guests over in a certain window. Meanwhile,
the day before, bought eight hundred dollars Beyonce tickets. Yeah, okay,
I do I can't get one and twenty dollars amount. Yeah,
well maybe that's why I said she was gonna make
(39:35):
a purchase like that, So she offset it cad only
messed up the whole installation. Yeah, now, let's not be
let's not be a good you know, hiding this. You
did go to Beyonce as well. I didn't go to
that concert, oh jesus, Oh yeah, I went to it.
So she went to multiple Yeah, uh boy, bad news
(39:56):
for the cyber truck. Oh what is it?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
It's too much, too much sex.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Tesla is Tesla's drowning in them. There are over ten
thousand of these stainless steel doorstops that are just sitting
on lots collecting dust. Yeah, the zero to sixty and
two point six second doorstop. And Tesla's goal was to
sell two hundred and fifty thousand of these things this year,
but they have barely moved six thousand and four hundred
(40:21):
in the first quarter of the year. People just aren't
biting even on the discounted sixty nine thousand dollars version.
Now did they do sixty nine thousand on purpose?
Speaker 9 (40:30):
It helps?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah, they did, Yeah, for sure they did. Well, it's
because I know why.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Man, it's hate. There's gonna hate number one.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Also, they have the area and they're afraid to buy them.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Right right, Yeah, there is. Yeah, this is the power
of the media. And like like MANA says, is overblowing,
Like if I buy this, it is I'm not going
to get hate crime or something.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah. The article mentions how between a bunch of recalls
panels falling off and some models being visibly held together
like a middle school science project, Austin the wording air
a little bit. There's also the issue with the nickname
for it that's been catching on, which is Swasta Car,
which is that's the dig at elon Now. Okay, So
(41:09):
I had mentioned earlier this week because Medics and I
had been talking about this for months and months and
months about how one of us was gonna end up
being the first person to buy, at least on the show,
the first person to buy the Starlink. Yeah, like a
Starlink receiver.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I could see Menace doing that two years ago.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah, Which I finally about the I about the Starlink minie.
I've been messing around. It's really cool, yeah, and it's
super affordable. The only reason is I just haven't found
like a big purpose to buy it yet. But what
he definitely has a purpose to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
We I'm just saying we. You know, we were talking about,
like with going on the Disney cruise, for example, how
are we going to upload these different things? For whatever reason,
the audio or whatever wasn't going to work with the
for you know, how that goes on on the cruise
ship or the hotel sometimes spotty because so many people
are using especially upload vacation videos, we wanted to make
sure that we'd have access to. It turns out we
(42:00):
can't bring it with us.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yeah, I saw an article about that their day. The
cruise ships are are prohibiting people from carrying their own
routers and things like starlings, right.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Because they sell you on their stuff. It's a big
money made. Has gotten way better on cruise ships because
I've done like FaceTime and stuff like it has, but
they don't. People don't want to pay the price for that.
They'd rather bring like the starlink thing.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Which it doesn't screw up the ship other than no
through their money man. No, but anyway, and then there
was a couple other things like you know, to mess
with it, just try to. I'm just curious about like
the technology. If you ever looked at articles about this,
Every once in a while they'll post like a basically
what the globe looks like with how many Starlink satellites
are surrounding It's like a mesh. Yeah, there's so many
(42:44):
of them, to the point where when you just look
at the graphic that's in the article, you think, like,
how do they even get like a rocket through there
to get to the space station because it looks like
it's so tightly knit together. Now in reality, I mean
they're very It's like when you watch the flight map
of all planes in.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Correct. Anyway, so back to the original point. I mentioned that, Hey, Mantes,
I finally got this starlink thing, and we're talking about it,
and of course it became a thing that I support Nazis.
Of course, you know, we're just talking about the internet.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And again, but before what January again, or we'll go
back ten years everywhere like.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Oh my god, Tesla's saving the world.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh my god, the boring company Neuralink, Starlink, Oh my god,
he's you know, this is the future of humanity. And
then you know, the wrong political opinion.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sorry about your you know,
political stuff I mentioned. H I go to Chick fil
A despite the fact that you know they're anti gay
or whatever. I separate my politics from my chicken, my
music from my politics. I separate my uh my technology buys,
I guess from politics. I think it has one has
nothing to do with the other.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Friend I said a year and a half ago, two
years ago, elon, it's a bad move get into politics.
He's trying to like save money and.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
In the long run, Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX, all this, they're
all going to be perfectly fine because of the work
that they're doing. Because the things that they're doing. I
showed you that video in the office. Yeah, Gina saw
it as well. It's insane, it's wasteful. Yeah. In response
to all this, production is already being scaled back on
the cyber truck. Workers are being reassigned. So what was
(44:15):
you know, once hyped as the next generation electric revolution?
Still is? They say? Now looks like a big, very.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Ugly failure according to somebody with a biased opinion. Yeah,
mine still works great, runs well, looks awesome.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Still might run well. And I'm not saying there aren't
people out there who think it looks it looks that
they look cool. Okay, but how many people have you
ever met that say, you know what, that's a really
cool looking car?
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Margan literally all the time literally in this office, Like yeah, again,
that's what Menace is kind of talking about. Is the internet?
Is we talk about this too? The Internet is not reality.
I get more, like I said, ninety six percent positive compliments,
people like, wow, that looks cool, that's interesting. Oh can
I take a look inside. I've gotten flipped off. That
has happened, not saying it doesn't against enjoy that, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
It does feed me. It is also Tesla is just
gonna drop some deals and they're gonna sell all these
things easily. That's what they did with But they have
a really cool price, like sixty nine sixty Well they well,
you know, not to knock Tessa, but it will probably
go back to the price that they were originally going
to sell them. It was like thirty yeah, yeah, yeah,
(45:24):
and then by the time they came out, the price
was like way too high. So a lot of people
cancel their orders. Uh nine four nine. Except your money
doesn't separate itself from politics, what do he I'm gonna
break this down though. I'm just this is the easiest
way for me to break it down for you. I
don't care. Like, if it's something that I want or
that I need and I determined that this is the
product or whatever that I'm gonna buy, that's what I'm
(45:45):
gonna get and whatever. That that's just how it is,
be honest about it. Yeah, I don't. I just don't care.
I guess I care about plenty of things. I care
about real Nazis or that real Nazi attitude. I care
about a lot of like real racism. I do care
about real racism, not what you interpret to be racist.
(46:06):
Because somebody told somebody made a joke of some kind
that was clearly interpret or meant to be a joke,
the intent was joke. Like, that's not real racism. That's
not real Nazi. Buying Starlink's not real nazism.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
I think there might be a difference between buying starlink
and buying a swastika shirt on Kanye's.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, that's a little more like yeah, yeah, again, it
goes both ways again, Ben and Jerry's any any entertainment
product you consume practically is the other side. And if
you're going to make yourself crazy, you're never gonna do
anything correct.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
That would there would there would never be a band
that I like, or I couldn't watch a movie because
inevitably there's gonna be some actress in there there actor
that I don't agree with.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
This still makes great movies. I don't care for scientology.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, and life is so much easier when you just
don't let that stuff pollute every little thing that you
don't see here, feel, taste, well, yeah, like it.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Be informed, but don't make yourself crazy.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Excisive again, because it's every conversation themselves crazy.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
The hysteria. Yes, that said, the starlink is pretty dope,
so you know, if you're into that kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (47:05):
Oh, they've been testing it on planes too. It's getting
like one hundred megabits.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Oh yeah, it's it's really cool.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Play Wi Fi is maybe like a text message essentially,
but it's next level.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
I mean, there's like you know, Jet sweet x js
X they've had starlink on. They've been having it on
their planes. It's and it's great. But even for general
aviation stuff like those planes that I'm flying now, people
are installing them in their planes and it's really cool
and it works perfectly. It just mounts into the back window,
like the rear facing window of the plane and it's
(47:40):
super easy, so even in flight, so your passengers or
whoever can just be streaming whatever they want. The size
of a shoe, it's about it's about the size of
like a it looks like a like an eight and
a half by eleven notebook. That's the mini one, which
is what those are the ones that people are installing
in r v's and planes. And I like to throw
out if you're anti starlink and you happen to be
on a flight, just don't use the internet.
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Right, yeah, joy, Yeah, Rod Dow, I'm sure you'll do that.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, four wooding, hold on, you.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Can set us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
Will be right back. Now that's a Woody show, all right,
some of the after hours voicemails that you guys have
been leaving eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Oh this one is for Greg. Uh oh something happened
with her?
Speaker 15 (48:33):
Hey, witty show. I love you guys so much.
Speaker 16 (48:36):
I have a story that I thought Greg might like.
So the other day I was getting out of the
shower and I get two chowls. So once for my hair.
It's like smaller, it's more observant. So I wrapped that
around my head first, and then I grabbed my bath
towel and I draw off my body, you know, wrap
that around, wrap some motion that's nearby, put it on
my arms, legs, all that stuff. And then I go
(48:57):
and I step in front of the vanity that's got
the mirror, and I see that there's like something funky
on my hair towel. So I step closer to the
mirror and it takes me about zero point four seconds
to realize that it's a cockroach on my head, on
my hair taels And the scream I squirm just reminded
(49:21):
me of like when Greg thinks about her here's about
her seed bugs and I dan here, dislocated my shoulders
walking the towel off my head, and that son of
a bitch went scurrying. But every time I think about
it now, I'm just like, first of all, how did
he hang on and a towel like through the.
Speaker 17 (49:43):
Wrap and then and he was just sitting there just
right above my head while I was drawing off and motioning,
And it makes me want a puke.
Speaker 16 (49:52):
But it made me think of Greg, and I just
thought that you guys would think that was funny. Anyway.
Speaker 9 (49:58):
He loves fighting.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
You know she has to shave her head. Now, I
know she has to move too, just to cut her
head off.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
You have to move to shave her head. Set the
place on fire. You need new towels the beginning.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Have you been trapped at the house recently? Greg medication,
I had spiders and other spiders, but less lesser things
to keep you.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
In the house.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
There was a there was a praying man's is at
one point that Greg saw as he was walking to
the front door, and then didn't use the front door
for how many days? At least a week.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
I would go through the garage. I was held hostage
recently by what I call a locust. I think it's
some sort of grasshopper or cricket thing.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
They're known to kill people.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
I don't know, is long, Yeah, they'll stab my god.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
So the only thing I had at my disposal was
weed killer, and it's been one of those like massive
buckety things with the squirt thing, So I squirted it
from a distance, didn't do anything that So then I
used the pool net and I extended it so it
was like twenty feet long, and just shoved it into
the pool and then scooped it up.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
I love when Greg tells a story sometimes and he
starts because he can't describe. He doesn't know what things are.
The buckety thing, right, I'll say, the uh, the gray
like internet ey thing. Okay, that's just the way he did. Yeah,
but you know, like it has a handle, it's like
a giant it's the buckety hug.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah, you know what you mean?
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Weed killer?
Speaker 6 (51:18):
Yeah yeah, and I and I did feel guilty about
that one, well because it was just doing a bug
thing outside and but it was impeding my progress from
leaving my home.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
After hours.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Voicemail eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
What this guy's upset with somebody on the show?
Speaker 18 (51:36):
Hey what do you show? Ain't drunk yet, but I
just was listening on Friday podcast. You're doing the almond
station for old bolling there. But he is such a bitch.
He can't even see that you brought your freaking homeless station.
Oh he's gotta worried about oh va ventilation. What are
(51:57):
we gonna do but that he's such a pussy. Love
you guys, but jumping enjoy the storm station.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
I'm not worried about it because I'm worried I'm gonna
get suffol kid. I'm worried about it just because that's basic,
like kitchen etiquette, like to have ventilation for something that's
burning it.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Well, we did open the door, right, I think, and
you know what, it worked out finding we had to work.
It did smell so good and it was very nice. Yeah, man,
was that good and we're gonna We're gonna have him back.
Chef Solomon's gonna be coming back. They have vents and
kitchens for a reason. But we have a we have
a standing monthly visit and he's gonna make different things
in might Beyama station. It could be like you said,
(52:39):
French toaster, could be crape yeah, or different things. After
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, this was
the follow up. We had the question that Greg brought
up about pap smears. What the hell are they trying
to ask the ladies on the show Ladies and and
talk about how that's not even the most uncomfortable thing
that women go through. It's the the eye. The iu
(53:01):
d's are the most uncomfortable thing. This woman calling me
after hours voicemail, Hey, wood is show.
Speaker 13 (53:07):
Long time listener. I was listening to the recent podcast
about the tap smear and the iu D birth control. Well,
I actually had the iu D after I gave birth
to my son and about after five years were supposed
to get a replace. Went to try to get a replace.
They could not find it, had to make another appointment.
(53:27):
They went up up in there, digged around for it
and when they found it. It came out sideways. They
found it sideways, and it was not the best experience.
And if it's sometimes tough to be.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
A woman, so yeah, it sucked. So Mila by bye.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
About those Yeah, under circumstances, I.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Guess you don't do it. But I guess if you're forgetful, yeah,
and you can't remember to take the pill.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Get it in.
Speaker 11 (53:58):
There's other things you can do, like get put in
your arm and other there's other options.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
It seems like going deep inside there is not the
most convenient option. After hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. H
this one some feedback on a couple of people on
the show.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
So this is Emily long time listener, and I'm listening
to the podcast from Friday, February seventh, just listening to
how Bort gives his quote unquote feedback and how disrespectful
he is just trying to give the feedback.
Speaker 19 (54:34):
And it brought me to a conclusion and insight that
I thought you guys.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Might like, which is that Port hates Sea Bass so
much because Sea Bass is the only match.
Speaker 19 (54:46):
For Boort's giant ego and Bort is so much more
annoying than Seedbass, and it makes me want to like
seed best or which is annoying, just to be anti Bord.
So yeah, that's my thought.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Okay, what a that it's weird because he's got that,
he's got that uh that burner phone that he's texting her. Now,
he just got like some kind of voices.
Speaker 5 (55:10):
These conspiracies, you guys, let's stick to the message of.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
So her thought is that the reason that Board hates
Sea Bass so much because they are both ego man ego?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Is that there.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
For that either he's a he's a loser and annoying.
She got that right, But even maniac bite me too. Yeah,
he's great a comebacks.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
To No, I would never in a million years describe
Bort as an ego MANI yeah, this woman's dead wrong
he can he might end up being like a like
a mask shooter or something. Yeah, but he'll I don't
like guns, No, but I'm okay, I mask he'll be.
He'll he'll be the person behind a mass casualty when
(55:51):
when when the when the radio station burns down, I.
Speaker 20 (55:54):
Would call it vengeance for everybody that's ever worked here
and has had to deal with Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, that's what a jerk. But you're I'm saying, but
your your anger at your hostility isn't just I mean,
we hear about it when it comes to Sea Bass
a lot, but you do have some other like hostilities.
There are some times where I'm like, man, he is
the nicest, sweetest guy, right, but man, when he's on
a tear, you are you are somewhat scared. You're like, man,
(56:22):
he's gonna be you know, because you know what it is.
You're either gonna have a heart attack or you're gonna pop.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (56:27):
Well, I mean my patients level is at a zero
for almost everything these days, especially considering my life. Living
situation of the last two years was abysmal, terrible, the worst, Yes,
but still you have two years problems that you have
to get through. And when you deal with that in
(56:48):
a living situation, you come here and you deal with
the egomaniac like Sea Bass, who is so confident in
everything that he does when he's obviously wrong.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I don't know when that happened, you know, you know
I've said it.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
That balcony is right there, man, Yeah, on hr that's
the threat of violence. I'm sorry.
Speaker 20 (57:07):
It's for entertainment purposes, right, didn't you say.
Speaker 9 (57:09):
That that was.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
A bit we're gonna do? What is show base jumping? Yeah,
it's called the night Challenge. Oh yeah, what was your
what was your idea? We talked about it. We never
got around the spring fling. Yeah, Sammy had an idea
in one of our brainstorming meetings in the in the
office to.
Speaker 11 (57:27):
Throw stuff off that balcony and see if it bounce, just.
Speaker 4 (57:31):
Because Greg and I for years have always thrown stuff
off the balcony.
Speaker 6 (57:35):
Yes, and I want to make a whole TV network
called throw stuff off buildings in slow motion.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
And simply suggesting that we start with sea bass. Am
I hearing that right?
Speaker 16 (57:45):
Yes?
Speaker 20 (57:46):
And and even better, let's use sea beasts of cyber
truck as the base, because it's obviously one of the
most amazing vehicles ever created.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
Let's see sea basket pounce off the cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
Was other words, with wo the cyber truck survived sea
bass falling on it from a distance of the four
or five four or five stories.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Yeah, yeah, bounce right off, indestructible.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
I guess that exactly. I mean, that's the experiment.
Speaker 8 (58:09):
I guess right, well, yeah, we could throw lots of
things onto the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
And then.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
I mean they just replaced with the board in my studio.
How do we throw that on it? Y?
Speaker 3 (58:19):
See?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
If the cyber truck dude saves lives in Las Vegas,
let's not forget that eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
So during the show, that's the number you call to
be on the show or a contest or a topic
or whatever it is. And then anytime after ten am
that's the number you call for the after hours voicemail,
same number, eight seven seven forty four wood Because you
think you have it all figured out, next thing you know,
you live another twenty years Woody show for me right back.
(58:49):
The original plan was to open up phones for open
phones today, but I don't even remember what we all
we were getting. We got deep into cyber truck talk,
that's what it was. I'm like, what threw us off
the schedule so much that we were so late this hour?
It always happens, so good, yeah uh. And then the
after hours voicemails, which, of course anytime this weekend, if
(59:10):
there's something you want to tell us about, you have
to wait that's my new thing. Man, I leave myself
voice messages and text messages now yeah yeah, all right,
stuff out. But singers and stuff would do back in
the day.
Speaker 5 (59:23):
Yeah, they like get a lyric or an idea for
a song.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah, So if you have something like that, you can
always leave it for It's on the after hours voicemail,
same number that you call it during the show, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. Or on social media finest follow us, leave
us some comments and stuff there. You can find us
there at the Woody Show. Here's another one. This is
a relatively new listener who has an idea of something
(59:47):
he'd liked to hear on the show going forward.
Speaker 9 (59:49):
Hey, it's different from Joshua Texas. So I constantly listen
to y'all while I'm at work. I delivered for Amazon
and I love y'all. Y'all are all amazing Woody to
see bass, which is usually everybody's bottom list, but I
love Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
He's hilarious.
Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
But anyways, I was calling to say that on the Crossroads,
how there's someone who always puts reply requested. Y'all never
posts a reply? Can y'all not reply to that or
what's up? I would love to hear y'all's replies, especially
Greg's reply, So get back to us on that. Come on, guys,
(01:00:28):
love y'all me love all.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Right, So here's my question. I think you understanding. Yeah,
isn't the addressing it on the air.
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I don't give it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I mean that's a very that's a very it's peak reply. Yeah,
it's a very wide reply and putting out to everybody.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
And Greg does personally reply sometimes, you know, like on
the Greg's amateur.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Reply or if there's one specific sometimes you know that
there's one specific. I know I've given one of them
to Menace here over. Yeah, hey Menaces. New things. As
we learned this week is he he doesn't even get
on people's house anymore, as far as like send them
a picture of their house. He'll just go on their LinkedIn, Yeah,
(01:01:12):
contact them. Can I tell you about another thing that
I'm doing quickly, a quick email hack that I've been
doing in the office, because there'll be like some information
I need to distribute to a ton of people at
the same time. And you know, everybody loves the reply
all everything, like all the information gets buried, so within
the information I go and just remember anybody that does
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reply all is.
Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
A nerd.
Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
And if they have a question, they just hit me
up directly. There should be something when you draft an
email and it's going out to a mailing list of
some kind, unless there's something specifically that would you know,
whatever reply they would have would apply to everybody. You
should be able to disable reply all, so if someone
goes to reply all, it won't work.
Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
That's what I do a lot with BCC, a blind
carbon copy and so that they can't they don't see
who else it goes to. So that's that's one version if.
Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
They did, but they can still hit reply all. They
can not on a blind eight seven seven forty four
Wooding text us and we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Your damn right.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Is May sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
It's not lost on us. My name is what that's
Greg Gory? Good, good morning, there's menace.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
What is up?
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Gina Grant is here? Good morning, Good morning to use
sea bass. We got Sammy morning Morgan is here taking
your calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us your text over to two two nine eight
seven coming up to So we're gonna do some bragging
like Sea Bass Lucky.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
So you got the things that are happening in your life,
the things that you're proud about or something that you're
excited about, and it just seems like, and whether it's
reality or not, doesn't it feel like you're not supposed
to share that stuff because not everybody everybody has good
news to share. There are some people who don't. Okay,
I understand to a certain degree, like if somebody is
(01:03:19):
really down on the dumps that day, you don't walk
up to them and go, guess what and unload on
it about how might your life is. But man, when
good things are happening to you, I find it personally.
If I am in that kind of space or that
kind of mood, I find it. Yeah, I get like
it's inspiring. Is that the word I'm looking for? I
don't know. It's like oh good, so yeah, yeah, it's
(01:03:41):
like okay, well you know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
What can I do?
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Get off your ass about different things here. We just
bought our first house with clothes on Monday texting. So
you'll get to call in and shamelessly brag because we're
asking you to do what you have to feel bad
about it, but you get excited telling other people about
your news. He bas just does that all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
It's just natural million based on forgigs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Actually, oh yeah, I wish. Yeah, right, So we got that.
We got a brand new Redneck News.
Speaker 21 (01:04:08):
The show you gotta go outside to grab something out
the bridge, that is rednick News, and today is Redneck News.
Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
It's from Wichita, Kansas, where The Woody Show is proud
to be heard weekday mornings on one of seven three.
Wichita is also home to this thirty eight year old
fellow named Gordon Pierce. Gordon got busted after he went
and he stole a rare eight hundred pounds Spanish American
war cannon from this park.
Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
That's just something would have done in high school.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Now, why did he steal the cannon? Fine, because it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Yeah, the rules.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Well, he owed his drug dealer twenty thousand dollars, you say,
and he was worried that the drug dealer would kill
him and his family if he didn't pay. And according
to the police report. He was originally scouting copper statues
to steal, but then he spotted the cannon. He figured
that might do it. I mean again, the thing is
eight hundred pounds. So to help, he enlisted the services
(01:05:05):
of a local homeless man who assisted Gordon ripping the
cannon out of the ground local homeless power lifter. From there,
he used a chain and a super sweet Chevy tahoe
to drag it away. Then he got some tools and
he cut it up into four or five pieces. He
took the pieces so his drug dealer to show that
he was working on the debt.
Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Oh, I'm trying to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Instead of being impressed or even just satisfied with the effort,
he told Gordon the plan quote sucked and was stupid.
I think a solid player. Long story short, he was
narked out by a friend, arrested charged with theft to property,
aggravated criminal damage, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Here's his mug shot and a picture of the cannon stole.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Oh look, that's not nice, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
You missed. Josh Shoo shoot from which dak Kansas thirty
eight year old Gordon Pierce, who stole an eight hundred
pound cannon from the Spanish American War to settle a
drug debt. And that is today.
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Rid nick.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
I saw some old timey cannon on an episode of
Pawn Stars bought it for like a hundred grand. Yeah, obvio,
that's what he was thinking. No, he sold it to Rick,
all right, I give you that, and then they had
these collectors of weapons.
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Pay off my twenty thousand dollars drug debt pocket eighty grand. Right,
it's a great plan.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
So you're bragging like Sea Bass. What's something going on
in your life? You're just happy, or just something that
you're proud of. Whatever it is that you want to
brag about. We're asking you to do that. You can
call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
send your brag like Sea Bass on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. We'll get you on
the air with your phone calls. We get your text messages.
We're bragging like Sea Basses delicious almond.
Speaker 17 (01:06:55):
Oh yeah, I know, cross feels amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Right, Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Hoy Hoody is sure.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
We're asking you to brag like Sea Bass. Sea ask
just brags at all times. I just talk about what's
going on in in normal, factual fashion shamelessly, and you
know what, And I am fine with a hobby, you know,
and people have something cool like you can't wait to
tell somebody? That's what we're asking you eight seven seven
forty four Woodie textra brag like Sea Bass over to
(01:07:30):
two two nine eight seven Say high to Lee? Is
it Lee? Or Leah Leah?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Leah Leah?
Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Hey, good morning, Leah. Brag like Sea Bass. What do
you got?
Speaker 12 (01:07:41):
Probably not your typical brag, but I am very excited
to be back at work. I have a chronic illness
and it was dismissed for twenty four years. I was
on disability for seven and pushing and advocating and getting
these doctors to listen. I'm finally back at work full time, providing.
Speaker 17 (01:08:00):
For myself and my kids.
Speaker 12 (01:08:02):
So yeah, I just want to encourage others to continue
to fight for yourself and advocate for yourself. And these
doctors don't know everything, and you know yourself, so you
can get back to work, and I just want to
encourage somebody else to do the same.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
So, Brack, chronic illness, is it something that you can
live with? And just treat and having a normal life otherwise,
now that you've figured out what it is and you're
getting your whatever medication you're treating.
Speaker 12 (01:08:29):
Before, No, there's no treatment. I have muscular dystrop fee
and it's a very complex, rare condition called SSHD. It's
a community that's not well known and doctors are just
now doing a lot more research in the field, but
myself and I passed it on to my daughters. It's
based family disease and so just fighting for yourself so
(01:08:52):
that your future generations will get the care they're supposed
to get and having a good pain management doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I have of.
Speaker 12 (01:09:01):
Almost no pain now, but I lived with such severe
pain I couldn't work as a nurse. And I'm back working.
Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
That's awesome day the week.
Speaker 12 (01:09:08):
As they they're the sad nurse and I'm great and
be happier.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I'm sorry what you're going through and to get there
to figure it out what a pain in the ass
and literal pain and everything else with man, Now that
you're back, I'm glad you're in a good headspace. And Leah,
thank you much all that appreciate you listening to show.
Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
Day.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Let's go to how about Jasmine. Good morning, Jasmine, Jasmine,
Good morning everyone.
Speaker 17 (01:09:33):
Happy Friday team. I just want to send congratulations and
continue healing. To Leah, that's a big deal to return
to work. I am calling to brag about my kiddos.
There were wrapping up the year school year. They're currently
in sixth and third grade, so they're being promoted to
(01:09:53):
seventh and fourth grade thankfully, and they're intelligent and capable.
And I recently became a single mother after eighteen years
of a relationship, so it's a big deal that they
I haven't had any complaints from the teachers, all good
things of my students has or one of my kids
has an orchestra concert today. And then my son he's
(01:10:15):
an ambassador straighting student. So I'm just super grateful and
happy that I am where I am and I can
provide for my kids and offer them a safe space
to continue thriving.
Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
That's awesome, incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah, that's awesome. I mean in dealing with and trying
to balance the whole when the kids get older, and
you'll see now that you're your kids getting into seventh grade,
like they really the school wants you to take more
of a hands off approach when it comes to really
following up on homework and doing things because they're trying
to teach them responsibility. They're responsible for their homework and
know what it is, know when these tests are, and
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how to study like you should have that by seventh
grade at least have the idea how to do it.
And it's going to be on you and not your
parents holding their hand and things like that, which is
easier said than done. But Jasmine, you've got kids on
the rails. Enjoy good question, Jazz, Thank you so much.
Does your friends call you jazzy?
Speaker 15 (01:11:07):
Uh, jazzy Jazz.
Speaker 17 (01:11:10):
A whole bunch of lists of things.
Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yes, Jasmine, thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Everyone
there was there was. There was this woman who worked
at that hammer and nails place that I'm going to
for all the you know, haircuts and beard trim and stuff.
She was fantastic. She her name was Jazzy. Well she
went by Jazzy. Yeah I left, she moved. Yeah, I
worked with the Jasmin and we all call her Jazzy.
(01:11:34):
Is that the modern day lingo? What do you get
promoted from sixth grade?
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Because it's not a graduation, No it's not. But I mean,
it's a promotion, just say yeah, going into seventh grade.
Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
But it's a ceremony. They do a promotion, it generally
means a different school.
Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
That's because my daughter she's uh, she's being promoted into
junior high. Right, So there's a thing. And it's not
like there's no gowns or anything like that. Yeah, it's
just a thing. My sixth grade graduation, we sang boys
the men at the end of the road, such a
good deal.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
How do I say goodbye to yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
How do you.
Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Say goodbye to what we had?
Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
The good time, made last away the best, and so
we turned to.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
The libery.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
To shine after the rain.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Now it's so hot to say goodbye to yesterday.
Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Yeah, it was fun, kick ass speaking of promotion and
saying hi to one. Hey, good morning one, Good morning, guys,
good morning one bragg like sea bass.
Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Oh.
Speaker 22 (01:13:09):
I would like to brag, But first of all I
would like to say, if I cut it off, is
because I'm entering Utah on the seventy because of my promotion,
ILL get to drive cuss crumptree and make more and
work less.
Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Making more and left.
Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that's awesome. That's the dream.
Speaker 22 (01:13:28):
Yeah, super Or how about to work not work at all?
Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Been still money coming money? Yeah, mailbox money, as we've
brought up before. So you're you're driving cross country. So
how often are you away from home?
Speaker 13 (01:13:42):
Uh?
Speaker 22 (01:13:42):
Tuesday through Friday.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Morning, okay, and then hours. But you're home every week?
That's cool.
Speaker 22 (01:13:49):
Yeah, I get the weekends home.
Speaker 15 (01:13:51):
Man.
Speaker 22 (01:13:51):
Just work three and a half days, yeah, more than
I was working six days.
Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Yeah, all right, cool? All right, one, thank you for
the appreciate Listen the one show and say how to
row and hey, good morning, Hoday braggle like sea bass.
What do you got?
Speaker 15 (01:14:05):
Yeah? So I do ax throwing leagues in Richardson, Texas,
and last year two of my friends made it to
the World Championship in Wisconsin. I can actually beat both
of them. Yeah it's that I do. But I can
beat both of them.
Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Yeah, you think you're badass? Well, not to brag, but
apparently we're going to be doing some ax throwing in Alaska.
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
That's cool? All right, Roland, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening to the show. Uh this one five o four.
I got my teeth fixed last week, brand new smile
and damn, I'm actually a pretty good looking guy.
Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Nine, My family's going to Hawaii on Sunday. We are
flying first class for the first time ever after years
of working hard and saving money. That's rain.
Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
That's awesome. That'll change your life. It's a slippery slope
from there. You were like bragg by sea. Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
My partner's got a new job for Indie New Indie
paper Companies as a senior IT IT infrastructure operations administrator
for and thirty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Yeah, that's that's a good career.
Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Yeah. Nine four nine. I just got married and a
promotion at work and finally got a new phone. I'm
feeling pretty good everything. Yeah, Norma says they're going one
week long. Oh, here we go, week long cruise to Alaska,
going into a couple of weeks. Excited because it's my
first true vacation. And yes, I got the drink package.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
You got to get the drink cap pack by law.
Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Yeah, here we go, babe. Seven o two. I'm proud
to be getting married to this beautiful woman. Babe. I
just paid off my credit card and I'm closing that bill.
Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Oh that's the best tell Yeah, can I brag like
SeaBASS real fast? I just got all my grades from
the last year.
Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Oh you did?
Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Okay, and for me this is huge. Yeah, all a's
and B pluses. Wow, I'm very proud of That's not
how I used to roll.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
And also doing that with a full time job.
Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Full time job, full time kid. I'm pretty proud of my.
Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
All those papers you wrote, I love doing.
Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
I had to figure out power points. I've never even
seen power point men.
Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
It's braggle like Sea Bass. I'm just bragging because and
you're not gonna like this one.
Speaker 12 (01:16:19):
Great.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I love that we have a lot of travel coming
up there too, our work travel, which I'm really excited about.
After that, I'm gonna go to Milan and then the
French fri Viera, and then I'm going to go to
uh to a F one race that I'm really excited about.
Oh yeah, and don't be jealous. After that, Sam and
getting see Sabrina Carpenter. Oh nice, Sea Bass bragged like
(01:16:44):
Sea Bass. Well, a lot of you have been texting
in every day. I hear seabas what happened to the
cart and Arks facebook page? Well, finally, just a few
days ago it came back?
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Was it gone? How Why Cartnark's got taken off Facebook
because of drug related activity and were voting drug because
Nark says Nark never mind that had been on for
five years, had like seven hundred thousand followers. Forget that,
some more on it or some computer I should say it.
Facebook said nope. Took me six months of doing what
Mena says, going on LinkedIn, emailing everybody that had Facebook
(01:17:15):
and there's no help there. I just subscribed to their
like premium service, no help there for like six or
seven times, and finally, after like fifty times, I got
it back. So you can watch cart Narks on Facebook.
And also I got like one hundred fifty thousand new
Instagram followers out of nowhere. So we're doing pretty hot.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
That's cool, that's hot, that is hot, that's pretty hat,
pretty hot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
It really was just the word narc literally, that's the
you violated community standards, community standards for I send them
a message and they say, yeah, we checked your it's correct,
Like no, it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Oh my brag like Sea Bass eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
We'll get to some more of these calls. A couple
more things to share brag like Sea Bass. Next on
The Woody Show, right back Sea Bass eight seven Natalie,
Good morning, Yay, good morning. All right, Natalie bragglike Sea Bass,
(01:18:07):
what do you got?
Speaker 23 (01:18:09):
Well, after about like close to nine years, I say,
I'm really probably to finally be graduating with my master's
in math next week, and yeah, fly my entire family.
Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Nice and then and then what do you what are
you gonna what are you gonna do with this now
that you've got it?
Speaker 23 (01:18:30):
Oh, I'm gonna hopefully inspire to help students at community
college with math. Uh, A really tough subject. A lot
of people hate it. Yes, so there's a lot of
fears that involve this degree, and actually hardly any calculators
believe it or not.
Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
My favorite meme right now is don't ever talk to
me about math again. I've moved on.
Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
That's funny. Al Right, Natalie, thank you, appreciate the call. Congratus,
enjoy your weekend. Brag like Sea Bass, what do you got? Sammy?
Speaker 11 (01:19:06):
Okay, I almost don't want to say this one, just
because it's not an accomplishment really, but I was like, ah, babe,
So last week I was walking my dog and I
had a guy come up to me.
Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
He's like, hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
Speaker 11 (01:19:18):
And I was like, girl, and I was like, yeah,
I know the spoiler alert. I wasn't murdered though, so
that was good. And I was trying to get my
dog home. She had something suck in her pond and
I was like, I actually have to go. And he's like, oh,
can I walk with you?
Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
And I was like, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
What, like, what do you need?
Speaker 11 (01:19:35):
And he was like I just because I walked by
him earlier, and I just kind of said hi, and
he was like, I saw you again and I just
had to come up to you and tell you. And
he was all flustered and he was like, and you
probably get this all the time, but you're just the
most beautiful girl that I've ever seen. And I would
just regret it if I didn't come up and tell
you that. And he was like, I figured that you're right.
Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
But I was like, oh, babe. He was really sweet
and it was sona.
Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
And I was like, yeah, I do get that all
the time.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
What do you look like?
Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
He he seemed pretty young, like younger than me.
Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
I mean, what are you giving him?
Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
I'd give him a four. He was very nice and
very sweet. He was probably like a five.
Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
He wasn't like, no, I agree with what.
Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
You're saying there. It sounds like he was just trying
to be nice.
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
But epically this sounds like somebody that Sammy would judge
and call the cop.
Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
Somebody would taste. But I was like, he was so
sweet and so nice.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
He told me I was good looking, and you know what,
he's right, And then I told him to buzz off.
Speaker 17 (01:20:38):
I've given you guys a.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Wood show.
Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
All right, We'll let you get on the air and
brag like Sea Bass. He does it shamelessly all the time.
I got something really exciting to share it, which I
will do here in just a moment, But first I
want to say hi to Sabrina. You know.
Speaker 17 (01:21:01):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
I bragged, like Sea Bass.
Speaker 15 (01:21:04):
I got accepted into my doctorate program this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Nice, so doctor program?
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
And then what what are you gonna be doing?
Speaker 15 (01:21:14):
I just like developing curriculum for my students and helping
them learn.
Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Okay, awesome, all right, so doctorate program and this will
be more money, I'm assuming right, Yes, you did it. Congratulations. Yep,
all right, So to hang on one second per day,
listen to the Woodie show. H let's say hello to
Mike Hey, goodboard, Mike Showy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Right here. I've talked to my wife's like in my ear. Man,
I can tell you that I've been married for like
thirty five years and God forbid, my wife got hit
by a bus man. I immediately, I mean, I was
up there for the Gay factorade. It was fantastic, which
which part of this is your brag?
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Like Sea Bass?
Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I got to be on the radio, you know, it
was fantastic last Thursday, Okay, I was able to get
some of my songs played on the radio. Man, it
was fantastic, you know, I really just I really had
just like a wild hair to try to get the
music put on the radio. And it was just like fantastic,
And it was, you know, kind of like a lifetime dream.
Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Nice I was.
Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I was going to try to try to find Menace
and play in some of our songs and see if
we could talk you into let let's come on and
play them.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Well, Menace is a man of the streets, would have
to get his approval first, you know what I'm saying, Mike, no,
for people that want to hear you me, is there
a place you can go or you like online somewhere
they can hear the songs.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah. Our group is called Music with Juice and nothing
goes better with music than juiced.
Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Hell yeah, all right, Mike, thank you for the call.
We're appreciate listening to the Woodie Show. Say hi to
Oh Jesus is on the line, Jesus. We always heard
that Jesus would come back to know I'd be calling
in for a brag like Sea Bass. Good morning, Jesus,
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (01:23:04):
What do you show?
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
This is, Hajesus? What are you bragging about today?
Speaker 22 (01:23:07):
I am two payments away from finishing off my twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Twenty wrap four.
Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Oh hell yeah, car payments.
Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
I actually called back in twenty twenty when I first
purchased it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
And then once you pay that thing out, the good
news is that it's a Toyota proud sponsor of the
Winness Show, so you know that thing is gonna last forever.
So you're gonna go a long time without a car payment. Jesus.
Oh yeah, that's how you do it. You're gonna have
so much extra money for hookers in blow.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Hey, alrighty zeus, thank you to call. I appreciate your
listening to the Wood Show.
Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 22 (01:23:43):
What do you show?
Speaker 18 (01:23:44):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (01:23:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Hell yeah, you know, so you hear that we're number
one with the Jesus No, it's cool. My braglike Sea Bass.
I'm making, by the way, a conscious effort not to
talk too much about flying in flight school because I
realized that not everybody's as excited about as I am.
But I'm not caring about just you know, I'm legitimately
over the top, super excited. It is quote changed my
life in my in my wife's words, like I love
(01:24:07):
my job and everything else, but it's completely changed so
much so that's great.
Speaker 16 (01:24:12):
Good.
Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
I'm on my way to getting my license. It looks
like in August, like an end of the year thing.
I'm flying four to five days a week, which is
a lot. So it's basically a full time flight training
schedule on top of the regular job. So that's that's that,
and then I'll go right into my instrument training and
then yeah, anyway, so that's cool. I got off my meds. Yeah,
(01:24:35):
I got off that stupid selection that I was taking
for no reason. I couldn't remember why I was taking it.
Just one of those things. Well job done, yeah, so yeah,
and so I got off that. That's great. I've lost
ten pounds since I stopped taking the Selexa dude and
gave a little break from the zetbound. But now I'm
back on the zetband. I feel like that's like actually
juiced it a bit. I signed up for the concierge doctor.
(01:24:58):
I've gotten all that stuff that I wanted to get done,
all the blood testing. I got set up for a colonoscope.
I got the eye doctor thing knocked out, got some
new glasses. That's organized I now and meeting with somebody finally,
years and years later to set up a trust. So
we're doing that whole like a state planning thing that
we've been meaning to do forever. Like you know, you've
(01:25:20):
got to have like a will or a trust and
things like that.
Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
Don't leave your kids with that pain in the ass,
please do it.
Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
And uh, there's no other way to do this outside
of a Bragg Sea Bass segment. But I got some
news everybody, which people in this room already know, but
I will share it with the audience. I bought an
airplane Yeah, I bought an airplane. It's a brand new plane.
I'm getting it in October. I'm super excited. Not a drone,
(01:25:45):
it's a serious It's one of those planes that has
the parachute. Now it's got a new thing they just
announced a couple of weeks ago. It's called a safe
return auto land. So if there's a problem in the plane,
passengers just hit this button. It finds the closest airport,
does all the radio can control. Yeah, uh, communication with
the tower, and then lands itself back in. Sounds good.
(01:26:07):
On top of the parachute, which it still has. There's
so much cool stuff in uh, you know, built in
safety wise for this plane. I'm really excited about it.
Just got to pick the colors and the interior and
the tail number and all the things.
Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Is that one of those one time things where you
can do that, but it'll destroy the plane, or you
could do it like twice like the auto land.
Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
The auto land's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
The parachute, it's a big repair and a lot of
times they end up totaling the plane because it kind
of blows out this one section to deploy the parachute.
But you're alive, yeah, which is, which is pretty great.
So I'm super excited about the plane. I'm looking forward
to all the things and places I'll be able to do,
like my son and I. If you want to go
catch the penguins when they're somewhere, you know, within a
(01:26:48):
two hour flight, we can do that. Well, you know
what was really cool? So excited? You and I were
talking last night and I was telling you all, like
I got to take a seven hour road trip to
drop off my dogs before we go on a big trip. Yep,
so it's families off. Next time, I'll just fly, Well no,
I said, this time next year. Yeah, right, we want
some instruments, all that kind of stuff done. It's like, cool,
we'll get in the plane after the show, we'll fly
(01:27:09):
the dogs. Will take an hour to get there, incredible,
and then we'll fly back. Well, you'll be back in
three hours, as opposed to driving there for how many hours?
One way? Exactly easy? And you could go to Harris
franch Is it going.
Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
To be like Teddy Bass where you're offering one of
us a ride. We just have to figure out who.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Sure, I can take three me plus three?
Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Easy, no problem? You know different places? Yes, So I
got this plane. I'm super excited. It's a serious, it's
great plane. It's a s R twenty two Turbo, which
is why I told you I'm being trained in and
everything else. So magazine a customize it, right, So yeah, yeah,
I picked the color, I picked the interior. It's it's no, no, no,
(01:27:48):
anyway anyway, there's a bragle like sea bass. It's awesome.
It's so massive. Again, I'm trying to keep it like
cool and not talk about it all the time, but
just no, I'm super pumped and it's changed my life.
It's such a positive thing in my life. And I
encourage anybody who's been sitting on things and just waiting, waiting, waiting,
just do That's my biggest regret. Why didn't I do
this right? Yolo? Why didn't I do this four or
(01:28:11):
five years ago?
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Five years?
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
It's time now?
Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Yeah, alright, we're gonna take a break. More Woody shows next,
hang on, you better make her as ugly as she
was in real life. And she looked like a foot.
She was so unattracted. She looks like Joe PESHI a
Woody Show. Right backs, the Woody Show, all right, welcome back, everybody. Yeah,
(01:28:39):
still Friday, right, yes, all right, well then what could
be wrong? Nothing? Nothing, It's all right. It is May sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. Today is a drawing day. It's NASCAR
day because you just like Indie. You don't like all
car racing. Is just I'm more into F one. I'm
starting to pay attention to Indie a little bit. Oh wait,
(01:29:01):
so F one and Indie are different?
Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
You got.
Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
You got different? They are? Why? Yeah? They looked the
cars look the same. They looked very similar, but not
so so you can tell the difference with the Indie
car they actually have a windshield and F one they don't.
But the cars are very different, but they look similar. Okay,
open wheels in both cases. Now the track is that?
(01:29:26):
Is it like there's a difference between big oval and
then where they kind of like weave in and out. Yeah,
when they weave in and out, that is F one.
Indy can do that as well. But Indy can also
go on the oval track. But you won't find F
one doing oval tracks. I learned something today, Greg. I
had no idea and then thought it was a Nascar
in the car funny trucks, funny funny. Different levels of racing.
(01:29:50):
It's insane. Yeah, and my apologies to everybody listening in Indianapolis. Yeah,
I know that's sacrilege, but hey, didn't they Today's National
Bike to Work Day. Let's do it. It's National do
something good for your neighbor Day, so maybe Greg bring
up their trash cans for that. And it's speaking of Greg.
Today's national honor are l g B T Elder's Day.
(01:30:12):
LGBT like the show all the daddies out there. Yeah,
today is a National Mimosa Day, National Piercing Day, National
Love of Tree Day, It's Pizza Party Day, and National
(01:30:32):
Sea Monkey Day. It's also General Prayer Day, so you know, pray.
I got to I don't know why. Maybe it's the
work of God. But dude, I'm fascinated by the new pope. Yeah,
because yeah, because I don't know what. I've never had
really any interest whatsoever. No disrespect, it's just, you know,
(01:30:55):
it's not a big it's not a big part of
it's not a big part of my life. This is
why they say you have to when you have something
near to dear to you that you can relate to,
it generates your interest because you this pope speaks English, obviously,
most of which I've not heard yet. Everything I heard
is Latin trilingual.
Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Yeah, it's like my name is a Populia because what
the hell do you know about Argentina? And when would
you ever have gone to Argentina?
Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Never?
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Never, never, nothing right? And you know something about Chicago?
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah, I mean yeah, from Chicago. He likes baseball. Yeah,
maybe he's just morel.
Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
And there was a video of this kid showing the
new Pope to his mom who she dated in high school.
Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Oh really, what's that?
Speaker 8 (01:31:37):
Funny?
Speaker 11 (01:31:38):
Crazy pictures of his childhood home in Chicago. You're like people,
you know, we know could grow up in the house.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
His brother's doing a ton of interviews and stuff like that.
But did you see the one clip that was going
around a week or so ago where somebody spotted him
in the crowd. It's some old footage of a game
one of the World Series. No, yeah, yeah, twelve years ago. Yeah,
it was when the White Sox went to sweep the
Astros and two thousand and five, I think it was.
They show you know, they show people in the crowd
and people are coming on. Well, they showed uh, Pope
(01:32:06):
Leo and his brother the one is doing all the
interviews in the crowd, and now people couldn't believe that
somebody found that. Now it's cool, but I'm not as impressed,
And let me explain my work here to you, because
they knew they were on TV because when it happened,
somebody said, oh my god, I saw you guys on TV.
Because everybody that was watching the game, right, all their friends,
(01:32:28):
their locals are watching their local team. And they said, oh,
so when he became the pope. Now they go, hey,
by the way, remember that one time they showed him.
It was I think it was Game one of the world,
So you already know what the game was. He watched
one stupid game. You found the clip, you go, oh, yeah,
there he is on TV. Yeah, it wasn't as much
of a needle in a haystack thing. As people knew
about it. His friends and his family know about it.
Speaker 8 (01:32:49):
I'm sure nothing will ever be as impressive as that
guy who got off murder charges because he was in
the background enthusiasm and let me know when you beat
that one.
Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Yeah, so what was the show that they did that
whole profile on that called the long shot? Long Shot?
So this guy was wrongfully accused of murder and this
guy was going up the river. Dude. I mean they
even though he really didn't do it, which is my nightmare. Right,
he really didn't do it, but there was no alibi,
there was no nothing. He said he was He said
he was at a Dodgers game, right, and he was
(01:33:20):
at the baseball game. People like, okay, yeah, whatever. They
were convinced that he had killed this person. He was
on trial.
Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
He said, I couldn't have been there. I was at
the basement.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Couldn't have done it anyway. In an episode of Kirby
Your Enthusiasm, Larry David and whoever was at the game
and in the background of the shot, there's the guy.
That episode was filmed on the day that the murder happened,
proving that the guy was really at the baseball game
(01:33:51):
when that happened and it saved his life. Crazy all
from all from just being in the background of some
random shot from Curby Enthusiasm. It's that that that was
really really it's less than an hour long, like maddening,
Oh my god, definitely right, yep, all right, So question
what else going on in the world of entertainment their menace, Well,
(01:34:13):
Sammy has been on me about this. She's like, how
come you haven't shattered out yet? I want to talk
about it? Bring it up? All right? There we go everywhere.
It's everywhere. Glenn Palell's new TV show, Chad Powers has
a release ding, Yes it does. It's gonna be on
Hulu September thirtieth. If you don't know, Chad Powers is
about this college hot shot court QB who has I
(01:34:36):
don't know, some problems in his life, which which I
can't quarterback quarterback, which I am. I didn't realize that
Chad Powers or Glen Palell has face prosthetics.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
In this thing? Did you know?
Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Are you kidding? You know that you didn't notice?
Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
It looks nothing like you?
Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
No, No, I didn't know. I didn't know until I
watched the trailer. I thought it was because I've seen
promos where but he doesn't have any prosthetics on his face.
Do you see the picture of Glenn Powell under your pillow?
Speaker 8 (01:35:05):
I don't, I'm your seiling.
Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
This was big news.
Speaker 11 (01:35:07):
I've been waiting for this to come out because see,
this was a character that I think was created by
Eli Manning, and then now Glenn Powell has taken on
the character. And it's doing the TV show off of it.
So yeah, all the prosthetics and everything. He's like full
character mode for this.
Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
I'm excited. I'm surprised they use the name can Chad Powers.
You know right away they managed to make him even uglier.
Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
I think you have managed to he can only get uglier.
Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
You can't get hotter.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Opportunity here, Glenn Powell, No Glenn Pillow, and you make
pillow cases of Glen Powell for so people like Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
That weird get it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
An other major movie news check this out. The title
of the movie is called I Was Honey Boo Boo
and it will be out this weekend on Lifetime. Let's
super excited for in studio that come on. Because we're
not that big enough to Lanta Honey Boo boo interview. Okay,
I am one of the most self deprecating people I
(01:36:08):
think when it comes to the show, and if we
couldn't get that, even I think even our show can
get that.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Let's see if we can, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
I'm pretty sure we can land a Honey Boo boo.
All right, all right, let's see. I love to see that.
I mean, I know you have Honey Boobo up on
some kind of pedestal. And maybe that was the case
when the show was brand new, but at this point,
I think they're pretty psyched if anybody wants to talk
to a movie like somebody, Yeah, it's a movie about
(01:36:37):
her life. Yeah, there's gonna be actors, you know, telling
the story of Honey Booboo and how she exploded the fame. Now,
are we gonna land a Honey Booboo interview?
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Incredible?
Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
I guess.
Speaker 8 (01:36:51):
I'd like to know more about the casting process for
Mama June.
Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
My prediction is no one will follow up.
Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
Oh damn it. Yeah, because here's the thing is nothing
we couldn't do it. I just don't think we're very
good when it comes to some of that stuff because
I see some of these like really tiny, small shows
in the middle of nowhere. It's because they have somebody
who's like just really aggressive and really good. Ut, yeah,
do it. But we're not a guest show, so we
don't need like a dedicated for just in case something
really cool, like a Honey Booboo opportunity comes out to.
Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
That's what they say. Success is preparation, people, Right, let's
you wake up looking for honey boo.
Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Well, I would love to talk to her. Maybe one day, Yeah,
maybe one day. You all right, okay, you can. It's
Mama June that did the cameo. Yeah, such sweety yea.
Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Yeah, apparently she's still such a sweetie except unless your
honey booboo, in which she feels.
Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yeah, she did a great cameo for us, Yeah she did.
She killed it all right. Another thing that we love
talking about, though, is losing weight, and Jason Kelsey just
recently shared on how he lost twenty five pounds after
the NFL and he says it's because he signed up
for Dancing with the Stars and sometimes you you know,
(01:38:02):
you see all these dancers and sometimes they're actually not
in shape, and I'm thinking to myself, they do it
because the training is is way more than you'd expect.
Yeah and yeah, he said he lost twenty five pounds
right away. And just like, Okay, as an out of
shape person that I am, try to dance for four
minutes straight, oh yeah, and then being out of shape,
(01:38:24):
you just can't do it. And I see some people
that are larger, they'll do an entire concert.
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Oh, I don't know how anybody does it. Yeah, if
you get it, you get a couch just set on
like David Blunts, the rapper. Yeah, you can do that.
There's this big, giant fed David Blunts is his name.
He the guys the size of a Mac truck and
he can't even stand, so he literally he will perform
with oxygen. Yeah, with an oxygen tank, sitting on a
couch on the stage. If you're not familiar with that,
I don't know where he was, but just recently had
(01:38:52):
a council or shell and go to the hospital again.
Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
The NFL guys also lose weight, just because that's part
of being in the NFL as you're all working out
and putting and menace.
Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
Not only try to dance for four minutes straight. Just
try to dance is so hard it's impossible.
Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
Well, I also have some exciting news to show with
you guys, and for Woody Woody, believe it or not,
you are on the forefront of fashion. Oh yeah, because
Vogue has reported that the new hot thing with celebrities
is sports merch. Sports merch wearing jerseys and hats. So
(01:39:33):
that's the new hot thing with celebrities.
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
It's new since what the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Yeah, I've been wearing hats. I don't wear I don't
wear jerseys very often at all. I see you sometimes
wearing jersey very rare in a while, yeah, but you
very rare apparently on the forefront of fashion, because that
is going to be the new hot thing with every
celebrity is rocking their favorite team in jersey form and
hat form. But what the weird thing to put out there,
because it's literally been going on since the eighties.
Speaker 8 (01:39:59):
Nothing, it's not like right now.
Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
It's not Yeah, it's not like, oh, people don't wear
jerseys and it is the new hot thing. But this
is gonna be the celebrity focus because sometimes okay, they're
gonna you know, they're gonna focus on a certain brand,
or they're gonna like Gucci will be the hot thing
this year that all the celebrities are wearing what about
like Jay Z and a Yankee cap, like or fred
Durst and U n C jersey. But apparently you'll be
(01:40:24):
seeing Speaking of fashion, I have a picture this is
me wearing black clothes to look thinner, and it's a
picture big giant pig wearing a It pops up on
instagramm like, oh, yeah, that is what I did, by
the way, yea yeah, an actual pigg.
Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Me.
Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
All right, thank you very much, menace. It's time for
your birthdays and your birthday show. It's sim we won't sit,
it's and you know, we don't sure she has big
toes where her thumbs should be. Meghan Box, Yeah, oh boy,
(01:41:05):
celebrating a birthday today. Meghan Fox is thirty nine. Pierce Brosnan,
one of the many dudes who played James Bond. He's
seventy two. Jennet Jackson is fifty nine. We Man, the
midget from Jackass, is fifty two. It's Chris nova Selek,
the guy from Nirvana who's not Kurt Cobaine or Dave Grohl.
He's sixty years old.
Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Danny Treyjo Maschetti, proud owner of Trey.
Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Ho's Tacos and Trey Hos donat Yea and Trey Hoss Coffee,
eighty one years old, eighty Jesus Christ, Carol Seaver on
Growing Pains. Tracy Gold is fifty six. Ralph Tresvant, who
was the lead singer of New Edition, is fifty seven.
Melanie Lynsky Shauna on Yellowjackets. If you watched that show.
But then also if you watched Two and a half Men,
(01:41:49):
remember Charlie Sheen's character had that stalker Rose.
Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
Isn't she actually like Australian?
Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
She's sawcho good action.
Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Yeah, she's in Sweet Home, Alabama, but.
Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
She's she is forty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
Is he still doing the show Man Versus Food? Adam
Richmond has not done anyway that guy when he did
it on man Verse, but he's fifty one years old
today and he got actress Deborah Winger who is seventy
years old. Your Porto Birthday today is Mackenzie Lee and
today's birthday girl. She has spent more time on all
fours than that crazy Japanese a hole.
Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Who bought that dog suit now identifies as a dog.
That's a lot of time.
Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Mackenzie has been in five hundred and twenty three fine films,
including Healthy, My Son's Friend, Healthy, Healthy, my Son's Oh Me?
That must have been a typoky I think the title
would be my Son's friend is into my feet all right,
and he's healthy. She was in Balls to Her Wall
Volume one, also Horning at the Halfway House. She was
(01:42:51):
in I've Got a Cure for your boner Volume one
Sammy's favorite holiday film of all time. It's a Horse Christmas. Yeah,
she was in two hot chicks with big boobs on
top for a hardcore threesome. Wow, mouthful ye out and
who can forget her unforgetable rolling lubed up the booty hole.
(01:43:11):
I wonder what that's about. That's a Mackenzie Lee who
is forty six years old today, and that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning.
Look what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, let's go do
it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's it for the week.
Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
Everybody Friday podcast is waiting for you to go to
the Woodieshow dot Com Fail Stories, We had our Dumbass Contest,
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By finding wherever you go for your podcast, or just
(01:43:54):
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on Monday and all next week, there's a couple of
things happening. Number one, we're gonna start getting you qualified
to win one of these Disney cruises to Alaska, just
like the one that we're going on a week from Monday.
That's gonna be exciting. But yeah, your chance to win
starting Monday here on the Woodies Show. And then also
(01:44:17):
each day I'll be giving somebody on the show five
hundred bucks to find a prize, all right, something that
they think, like I'll just said for a second example
here Greg, Greg gets five hundred bucks to go find
a prize that he thinks you, the Woody Show listener
would really love. Yeah, now you have a chance to
win that prize by playing a game that Greg has
come up with. Right, So every day we're gonna have
(01:44:38):
a different person. Monday, I think we decided Menace was
gonna go first. He's always good for a game and
a prize. And then Tuesday maybe I don't know, Gina
or Greg whatever, we'll figure it out, okay, And we'll
do that each day next week, and you have a
chance to win. That's happening for the first time Monday
here on the Woody Show. In the meantime, anything he
(01:44:58):
got for us. Anything over the weekend you wanted to
tell us about, you can leave it for us on
the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie.
I would also encourage you to find us and follow
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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
drinking every single day is healthier for you than being dead.
Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
You know that's a different point.
Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
It's all downhill from death exactly. Look at it that way,
all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know, we love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend.
SMD double m bye, great Friday, you mother,
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