FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 19th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Will They Know It? EDC edition, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's done to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
You are.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning.
It is Monday morning. It is May nineteenth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, thank you for embarking on a brand new week
with us. As we get under way, let me introduce
every body who will be with us for our journey
this week.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I am what that is, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Gory, I would be remiss if I did not introduce
you to Menace. Hi would is our social media director.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Don't be remiss.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
You can find us. You can follow us wherever you
are on social media. At to what he shouts again,
it's a big thing off the air for all things.
It's like, well, I would be remiss if I didn't
remind you that we have a traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Update coming up, Greg, exactly right now. We also have
to bring back behoof. We don't use that hoop.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I've been using a couple other Greg things more recently.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Wills Will.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, I was at the store and I was shopping.
Wills on the phone whilst on the phone. Yeah, okay,
I know it's not a word. It's not a real word.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Great, I believe will Ye Will Wilson is just one.
You want to bring back. Behoove, But what about bequeathed?
Bequeathed is funny, Queen, I can queath you on Acana.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
That's a that's a Greg. I got caught on that
for a long time. Thanks to Greg.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I plod that.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, Gina gram cover the Sea Bass, Good morning, Sea Bass.
How's your weekend?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Buddy? Oh good? Thanks? All right, welcome back. Sammy is here.
We got Morgan.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
She's taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Vonnas here on the cameras our video producer.
And of course we got bored and we got Menji
holding things down. The Woody Show production department coming up
for you today. It's day number one. We have a
chance to win a seven night Disney Alaskan cruise.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Credible.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
So we have a keyword that you can enter. In fact,
I might give it to you right now. The keyword
for today is cruise. It's appropriate right here.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
It's easy to remember.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
C r U I se just go to the woodieshow
dot Com enter that keyword cruise at some point today
and you're in the running to win a three hundred
dollars Disney gift card. And then when you win that,
you're going to be the qualifier for the seven night
Alaskan cruise. So the way it's going to work is
each day this week, everybody who uses that keyword enters it.

(02:59):
For today, for example, we'll have a winner for the
three hundred dollars gift card. That person is the Monday
qualifier coming up on Tuesday three hundred dollars gift card winner.
That's another qualifier. And so you're not just in there
for the cruise among all those people, you're trying to
get the three hundred dollars gift card and down to
that kind of the finalist, the pool of finalists. So

(03:19):
sign up right now. We'll do it all this week.
We'll have a keyword each day and then also today
five hundred bucks given to different people on the show
this week. Today it's Menace. Yes, so Menace picked out
a prize. We'll tell you what that's late. Something he
thinks will be something that you guys. The Woody Show
listener would really love, like a really cool prize, but
the budget was five hundred bucks to work within. And

(03:40):
then he's got a game we're going to play today
that you can win that prize, and then tomorrow will
be a different person on the show Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
For the whole week we got that, we got the
weekend cheers and jeers, we got some of the news headlines,
entertain at porn, our birthday, and more. On the way
You're on the Woody Show. I don't know if they
were dropped a phone that's an Android from fourteen thousand

(04:04):
feet and found it in perfect working condition on the ground,
but they did.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
That with an iPhone. Oh yep, yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
It was by mistake. He was a skydiver and he
accidentally dropped his phone fourteen thousand feet jumping out of
this play in South Carolina. Thought it was gone for good.
Shocked to find it later, not only to find it
but also completely undamaged. Really wow, he used to find
my phone. App tracted to the spot like near this
like road out in the middle of nowhere, about a

(04:30):
quarter mile from the landing zone, and everything was totally cool.
It was laying face up in the grass, no scratches,
no cracks.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Now, when yours flew off a roller coaster, how did
that end up?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
It was really messed up. Yeah, I had I put
the phone in my back pocket. We were on this
roller coaster and it came out so like. I didn't
realize it until after the fact. I did even feel
it fall out of my pocket. And then I did
the whole thing I did to find my and it
was right in the middle. If you look to the map,
you could see where the roller coaster is, right in
the middle. But I didn't realize it until later. I

(05:05):
tried to do the whole like make the alert. They
couldn't pick it up until after the park hat closed
the night which the park people get beheaded. Yeah, the park,
I'm not going to go in there, but then for
the stats to go collect the hats and the things
that people have left. Yeah, and so the the theme
park was like a two hour drive from where I was.
The next day, I got my car, I drove down there,

(05:25):
I picked up the phone, brought it home, and there
was no saving it.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Because it was it was so cracked. Okay, you know
how I'm thirsty for knowledge. How does that work in
my phone? What do you use to find it? If
you're not, If you don't have the phone.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I could go on your phone.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You can go on somebody else.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah or yeah, or you can go online. But like
let's say I lost my phone. We're in the you
and I are in the theme park, right, I lose
my phone. I go, damn it, Greg, let me borrow
your phone. So if you start to find my right,
I can go on there log in as me using
my log in, so my my you know, usually right,
and it'll show all the devices and I just would

(06:04):
see where it is. You could lock it at that point,
like say it's been you know, stolen or it's missing,
so that that'll make you can wipe it from there,
get all your nudes off of it.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Before it and then that's how you would find it. Okay.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
You could put a message on there like hey, if
found call this number, which would be then your number, right, Okay, yeah,
pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
This other thing I wanted to bring up, and I
see this a lot after all the fires happened in California,
or every time there's like a big you know, earthquake somewhere,
hurricane devastation, people go, why do we continue to build
houses with wood?

Speaker 6 (06:40):
That's the question.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's it's a very big American things to keep building
structures with wood.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
And there's there's all these.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Other things that you can build with cinder blocks, and
then you just stuck cinder blocks. Yeah, but I'm doing Florida. Yeah,
there was.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
There was this one thing that I was watching is
one of those kind of home shows, and they were
showing there were three D printed homes that they're doing.
They're doing these whole subdivisions of three D printed houses.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Usually cracked. The material they use is a you know,
obviously designed to resist that.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, but they can also it's easier to fire proof.
It's not wood, which is just straight up flammable, right. Uh,
it's stronger than would the stuff that they're using, and
uh yeah. But anyway, so there was this one guy
whose house caught fire in one of these wildfire situations.
He built his house with this completely like fire retardant material.

(07:36):
He had these vent covers and stuff, and basically this
house was not Not to say the Titanic was unsinkable
and then it's sank but of all the houses that
are built, it's the least flammable, the one is not
going to burn down. And he was having a problem
getting it insured. Why wow, because they weren't familiar with
the material, and it's like no so for fire insurance

(07:58):
for example, Like you can't get fire insurance on a
house that is built to withstand fire flammable. That seems
really word. Anyway, there's a new thing. It's called invent Wood.
It's a company in Maryland and they are all set
to start making the special kind of wood. It's called
super wood, and it's stronger than steel. You guys wake
up with that in the morning, right most mornings. Their

(08:19):
new ninety thousand square foot factory is going to produce
the material, which is fifty percent stronger than steel. It's
got a strength to weight ratio ten times better. Oh yeah,
it could be used for things like building homes, making cars,
even airplane parts and so yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Well what's the catch because I mean it sounds like
you could even do like skyscrapers out of that. Uh,
it's stronger than steel.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Maybe the catches it's ten times more expensive, right.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, I have I'm not saying it said it's also
waterproof or he's just fire better than regular wood, I
could be saying billing home making car kaket all that part. Yeah,
and it's better for the environment, that's the most important thing.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, that's what I worry.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
It's better for the environment than steel or concrete. And
they've raised fifteen million to get the factory going. They
plan they plan to sell the wood for about five
dollars per square foot. So if any real men out
there can tell us, like how much is wood going
for on average?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
How much is your first square on foot? Super? Would that?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Would that would be helpful you typing it in applywood? Right,
it doesn't say it's it's a plan to sell the
wood for about five dollars per square foot. Maybe not plywood.
I'm thinking like maybe like some kind of like a
two by four.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Type of stuff.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah, we would build a house.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Six by nine is like some headers, you know I'm
saying that. Actually, have I ever shared this? My dad
worked in a lumber yard my whole.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, yeah, you've told us that, So yeah, he's a
wood Actually, yeah, what's the four by four going for
for a beam?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Do you see anything in there? What is a two
by four cost on a per foot on a square
foot basis?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Let's see how much I can do the same thing house.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Carry nine yea three dollars three bucks, so slightly marks.
This would be slightly more expensive, but not that much.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
But it's number wood.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, worth.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
It depends on the type of wood, whether it's lumber, flooring, paneling, decking,
so pine or fur. About a buck fifty per square
foot hardwood lumber so oak, maple. That's between three and
seven bucks. And then you get the exotic stuff walnut teak. Yeah,
that's between seven and fifteen bucks. I want my whole
house to be walnut white oak by four two prices

(10:28):
and some two by fours. Do you love exposed beams, greg?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I do?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Does that make you horny? Does that give you a
super wood? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
So a single eight foot two by four costs between
three and five bucks. And so let's see estimated cost
per square foot somewhere between seven dollars and eleven dollars
and forty cents per square foot. But that's if you're
if you're measuring the actual surface.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Area of the board. But yeah, so anyway, all right, but.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
If it's better, I'm stronger, I want to put me
down for the superwood. Yeah, Gina, wants the Superwood okay,
and if termites can't eat it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's
go to Superwood now eat seven seven forty four Wooding
send us a text check in this morning over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and enus blisters and me and plastic tupper war.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
Are you expect me to believe a word of it?

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Well?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't and I never will.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, the Woody Show, and we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on this
Monday morning. It's May nineteenth, twenty twenty five. You know,
a week from today, we will be getting on board
that Disney.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Cruise show.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Off to Alaska, and we're gonna be broadcasting the show
from the cruise ship next week. I'm waiting to get
all the technical details about exactly how that works, but
I guess we'll find out this week. But I know
that we're gonna be doing a broadcast from the ship
all next week, the Disney Wonder, which is a ship
that I've been on before. That's right, that's the first

(12:10):
one we took the kids on to see if they'd
like my wife too. My wife had never been on
the cruise before and now we're cruise people family.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, so it worked, it worked.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, we're going to Alaska on a Disney cruise and
we're giving you a chance to win a seven night
Disney Alaska cruise for you and three other people, so
for you could be there.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Not on the one that we're going on. Comes this
coming money. This is for a date down the line.
Pretty sure, that's clear. Yeah, time get off the scramble.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
You'll have plenty of time to figure out what excursions
and everything else you want to do. But if you
want to win, we have a three hundred dollars Disney
gift card up for grabs right now.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
We have a daily keyword.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
So each day this week, we'll have a daily keyword
that we're going to give you, and then we'll have
a drawing.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
At the end of each day.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Perfect we want a three hundred dollars Disney gift card.
That person wins the gift card and their name goes
into the hat, right, the grand prize drawing of the
seven night crews. Yeah, and then we figured today the
first keyword would be easy to remember.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Cruise.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Yeah, c are U I S so anytime between now
and the end of today meeting eleven fifty nine and
fifty nine seconds, you just go to the woodieshow dot com.
It's the woodieshow dot com and sign up to win
your very own seven night Disney Alaska. Crwes so much
to do between now and then. I'm just looking at

(13:29):
the schedule for the week and it's just like pretty packed.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
I mean, anytime you go away, there's always stuff to coordinate.
And then my kids have their last few days of
school next week, you know, finals and things like that,
and then we're bringing in grandparents to hang with the
kids because we're not bringing kids. It's just my wife
and I not show's going, right, yeah, your.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Wife's going yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
We're also bringing dumb ass Tyler.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
I've never met Tyler.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Oh, this is insane. I can't.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
And then it's a nacho and and then then Greg's
got this. He's turning this into like, you know, the
big gy cruise totally. Yeah, it's like him, Mario. And
then you got a couple other pooks gone right, like, uh,
but we know that Jim and Brian they're cool, they're fun. Yeah,
they're yeah, so much semen out of Vancouver, BC, and

(14:29):
then it goes up to Alaska. But then, dude, so
speaking of how crazy the schedule is this week, beyond
all the normal stuff and getting you know, prepared and
all the stuff we're gonnaed to bring because we actually
have to work while we're while we're gone, more than
happy to do. But then on Sunday, Uh, myself and
Gina and Greg and Menace, we're gonna be in Dallas.
Our Dallas station has a big rock concert. They're big

(14:51):
annual concert that just came back for the first time
in a long time called b F D And it's
like Chavelle and Marilyn Manson and p O D and
stamping westward.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Finally get to see Marilyn Manson. Yeah, I can't believe
never seen Marilyn Manson. We're looking forward to being there
and hanging out with everybody. That will be a nice
little precursor to the turn up that will be the
cruise on the following week. But we're we're doing that
thing on Sunday night, and as soon as we're done
at the event on Sunday night, we're getting on a
plane and going right to Vancouver, BC. So it's got
to be a lot of a lot of hustle, yeah,

(15:22):
a lot of yeah. But it's it's look, it's it's
all fun stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
It's just a lot.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, it's a it's a lot going. And just on
top of everything else that's happening, this weekend was busy.
I'll just make mine really quick. Man went out for
our friend's birthday. It was just like two other couples,
same same grip that I go to Mexico with every year,

(15:49):
uh huh. And we just had a dinner just to
celebrate our friend's birthday. But there was a very strict
dress code to the place that we were going.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
So I will say.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Cheers to the hang out with the friends, and cheers
to some of the reactions that I got by wearing
my top hat.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
My cane, my tails, my tops of tails. We're gonna
wear a boat tie? Oh damn it, I still have it.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I had to buy that off Amazon, bright white shiny shoes.
That's ridiculous. I sent you guys a video I also
posted on our Instagram story. We went to go pick
up my my buddy.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm not go this way.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Did you look like I was mocking the dress code?
I really kind of wanted to be, you know, put
off by like, Okay, this guy, he technically fits within
the dress code.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
But I was looking for a solo shot so I
could post it a full Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I
do have a I do have a solo shot.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
My wife took a picture before we left the house. Yeah,
I'll send it to you. So that that was my cheers.
And then having like a full day off yesterday for
nothing going on, no obligation whatsoever. The jeers is that
for the past twenty four hours, almost twenty four hours.
It'll be twenty four hours as at eleven am this morning,

(17:08):
I've been pissing in.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
A jug for a year. A twenty four hour hour
urine test? Why such?

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Why did you bring it with you?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, it's in the refrigerator down the hall. Is it
a drug test?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
No, they're they're checking for calcium level because of my
calcium is just slightly elevated. So I do a redo
of a blood test. Now, of course I go down
the pathway of like what does a high calcium level mean?
So now I'm assuming I got bone cancer probably, you know,
and I'm looking into all the things. Okay, so if
that is the diagnosis.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
What do I do for that?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Like what kind of things do I have to go
through to deal with this and treat it? And what's
the prognosis and all these other things. So that was
that's how I spent that day off yesterday, Oh my god,
looking at.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So I woke up yesterday morning.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And then, by the way, there's nothing more awkward than
carrying around a jug of your own pee and I
will cup yesterday morning.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
The first one you can't use. You're supposed to just
dump that one in the toilet dump. But then the
second one is the one that goes I did, so
you you don't, you don't, you don't save that one, Okay,
So the first one, the first one of the normal.
Then this the next time you have to pee. They
want you to pee in this like receptacle thing that
you then transfer and pour into the jug because the
jug has like acid in it to help uh stabilize

(18:24):
you know, the sample over the over the course of
the next twenty four hours, So does it start to
crystallize and do those other things right, They're supposed to
keep it in the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
So the whole thing is just awkward. I hate it.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I hate it, but you know, I want to get
it over with. I want to just know do I
have this cancer or not?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Was anyone did anyone go in the fridge like sweet
sonny D?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I kept because thank god, we have three refrigerators, right,
you guys mock me for having those two refrigerators in
the garage.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Just kind of got collected. Yeah, what's this whole I
think I might have cancer thing? Because I went for
just the regular I got that new doctor, new concierge doctor.
And then we did the annual physical with the typical
bood panel that you do each year just to you know,
make sure everything's cool, your cholesterol and all that stuff.
And he noticed that my calcium level was just slightly elevated,

(19:08):
meaning eight point whatever to ten point four I believe
is considered the normal range minus ten point seven. Oh
my god, So it's slightly elevated.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It means death.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, But they say, because it could be these other things,
you should if it's outside that range, you should definitely
get test retested right away from the blood. And then
there's this twenty four hour piss test thing, which I'm
doing because he then looked back at my old lab
and from a year earlier my level was like eleven
point five or something like that. So the last two
tests have been elevated, even though my last doctor thanks

(19:44):
a lot for nothing, never said dick about that.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Meanwhile, this guy's got me doing this that the other thing.
So I say, okay, a lot of calcium sounds like
a good thing. They always say, drink milk, Yeah, calcium,
get calcium, things like that. What could I must have
really strong bones, They go, you know, it could probably
be there's something with like hyperthyroidism or whatever, which again
in my blood he said that the thyroid looked fine

(20:07):
in the blood work, kidney functionals. I'll find the blood work.
So I ruled that out as the list of I
can't be that. It must be the cancer that has
gotten to your bones.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
And then what happens is the cancer starts eating the
bones and depositing the calcium into your bloodstream, which is
what makes that blood test higher.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
For cars.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
It must be the most extreme answer.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah, yeah, So that's how it's a little bit of
a chick thing. I only think of chicks when I'm
like well, so I went right on WebMD and diagnosed myself.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh no, I'm the worst case scenario.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
I told you, like the best thing I've ever learned
from anybody and how to deal with anything, and this
is a bad example of it. But what I'll do
with all things, I'll say, Hey, what's the worst case scenario?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah? Will I be okay? Can I live with that?

Speaker 5 (20:51):
And so now I'm going through it. I want to
know if I can live with it. Maybe I can't.
I don't have no idea.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
We'll find out.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
We'll find out.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
When do we find out if you're dying.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I should have the results of the blood test that
I did last Thursday. I was hoping to have him
by now.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I should have them today, and then you're supposed to
I've already peed into the receptacle one since I've been
here this morning. Good for you, And then I will
I will have to do that here for like the
next couple of hours, and then I will drop it
off later today after my business Brunchka.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So I'm taking this. I'm taking this bottle of piss
to this business brunch.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
I'm gonna leave in my car. I've got a cooler
in the back that has like like an ice pack
in it to keep it cool because it's gotta stay
cool before I drop it off at QUEST. It's the
weirdest thing. I'm like, why this is all so strong
urine test? It's so strange.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
But I think since you're only point three above your
bone cancer, you're probably catching it like early enough.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, okay, good, Yeah you might. Bone catch is one
of those things. It's easy to treat and then and
then and then of course then I'm going on, I'm
gonna go, okay, well, how does the FAA feel about this?
How does the fa feel about this when it comes
to a medical condition? Do they allow you to fly
this way or whatever? So I'm like, oh, great, so
I'm doing all this for nothing. I'll have to, you know,

(22:03):
just you know, a ground do a one on all
this stuff. At that point, I would just stop flight
lessons and just cancel the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
I don't think we're there yet.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
We'll see.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
So I'm working on a worst case scenario.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
So I have a few months to enjoy flight lessons.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah, exactly, maybe even six Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
My cheers is to my sister because she's a hairstylist
and she has so much product. I went to her
house over the weekend, and I came home with shampoo, conditioner,
hair spray, dry shampoo, a ponytail brush. Didn't know those existed,
but I got one ponytail brush and I also got
a bunch of makeup from her too. I got liquid blush,

(22:44):
liquid highlighter, liquid, bronzer, and a brush to go with it.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Notice how I have makeup on today.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
I was very thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
And because it's so fast. I would have never in.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
My life bought liquid makeup. It's just not something that
I would go to.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
It is so easy and so fast, and used one
brush just to blend it all together and you're done.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
It is so crazy, right seas, I'm GOBSMACKEDO. This is
just me because this is kind of like my like
my little is it hackles or cackles go up? My
hackles went up? My red flags? Is your sister in
like an MLM trying to sell you product? No, she
gave it to me, Oh thank god? No, No, no,
she just I mean the glister toothpaste.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Did you start using that ponytail brush?

Speaker 9 (23:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Then just friends and they tell two friends let me, no, no,
what your weekend?

Speaker 10 (23:34):
Jeer my gears is to literally being in possession of
all of my childhood crap. My parents made us take everything,
and to be fair, I was using their houses like
a storage unit pretty much for what we're supposed to do.
So they were like, okay, we are clearing all of
us out. Everyone has to come take their stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
How much stuff do they keep? Was it a lot?
Were they keeping like every piece of macaroni art that
you ever did I do? And stuff?

Speaker 8 (24:00):
I have all my report cards and everything.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Are you going to toss them?

Speaker 9 (24:04):
No?

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Have you met Samy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I got a story right in the track.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Well that's the thing is like I have now I
have so much stuff, and I thought that I was done.
I thought I had almost. I saw my parents over
the weekend. They're like, here's another bag of things that
was there. I'm like, oh great, so I just keep
getting more stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
What of that will you keep anything?

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
A lot of stuff that I get to things from
parents or oh there's from something we had that we found,
it's something I want.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I know.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
It was more. It was more for them. Yeah, yeah,
and I have all my stuff now.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Words before it'd be like, oh yeah, I still have
my American Girl doll at my parents' house.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
And now I'm like, oh, why do you want to
play with it? Because I have it.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I didn't even give it to somebody menace weekend cheers
and jeers. Well my cheers was that I got to
take my buddy to EDC. He helped me out a
lot in my career early on, so this is like
his super Bowl. And then that's when the geers started.
Right before day one and the music festival, he's right
outside of Las Vegas and he decides I want to

(25:03):
take a picture of a road sign. He takes a
picture of the road sign and then going back to
his car, completely rolls his ankle, falls and gets road rash.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Right, So we talk in a hole or something. He
said that he was running back to his car and
he tripped and fell, right. So then we're like, okay,
well we'll still try to go to day one. We
barely get into the festival day one, and then he
immediately goes to the medical tent. And then after that

(25:33):
he's like, you know what, it's a wrap. I can't,
I can't, I can't be here this weekend, right, he's hobbling. Yeah, yeah,
he's that bad. So I go, you know. I go, Well,
my family's on vacation. I'm going to take a flight
early in the next day and I'm going to go
meet up with them. I go, and I meet up
with them, and we decide we're going to go to lunch.
We get out of the car, shut the door, and

(25:56):
immediately hear a gigantic explosion. We were in Palm Springs.
You work when that guy does the terrorist attack, yes, right,
and no one knows what's going on. We can see
for blocks and blocks. Everyone's stunned looking around. I'm checking
my phone, looking through all the all the news. Nothing

(26:16):
nothing right. Yeah. So I call our local guy because
we're on the radio in Palm Springs, and he said, yeah,
my house shook. All my neighbors outside. I don't know
what's going on either. A couple of minutes later, we
start hearing police and h fire trucks and all that stuff,
and then eventually find out it's this guy who bombs
like the fertility clinic. So I try to look up

(26:39):
some audio, and the the piece of audio that I
did find of the explosion, this is from a mile away.
Right here, it's from a mile away, a mile ring
doorbell thing or yeah, and so I was five blocks away.
Yeah no, but I was just like, whoa was that

(27:03):
a ghastly transformer that blew up? Or I know they
shoot movies in the area, maybe they're doing something. No
one knew what was happening. It was It was nuts,
But eventually, you know, luckily that dude died. Five people
are injured and they're still trying to forgure out what's
going on. But he was just like anti fertility for

(27:24):
some pro moralist yes.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Which means like that people didn't give their consent to
be born, right, and that people are a disease and
that they need to be eradiccky.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Crazy crazybs, I mean obviously crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Anyways, so I go to bed early that night and
then five am I hear another crash out of nowhere, right,
and I look outside in the neighborhood that I'm in,
and this guy is going ninety miles an hour through
the neighborhood using it as a racetrack. He is not stopping.
This is going on for like ten minutes. And so

(28:01):
I was able to get some audio that this is
what this sounds like. It's audio weekend long. Yeah, got
all right, Hold on, Yeah, it is going on, and

(28:25):
then he crashed into a quiry, called the cops.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Thunder.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I don't know what is happening.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
You know what I'm gonna say, Why did you stop
to collect audio? And why were the cops not called
before he crashed into an event? No priorities. I'm sure
we're calling the cops. Let him get the audio first
week No, No, that was from a neighborhood watch website.
I was able to collect the audio, so yeah, I
was able to I was calling the police. I collected
the audio later.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Audio first, make sure you get video and make sure
it's inframe.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Who's your allegiance to guy?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Later on and of course the guy had a custom
plate too, said be right weekend ex no and then
the final, the final straw. I go back to the
Pond Springs airport, gets the airport realize, oh I left
my wallet back at the house. Oh good times, mister
f Yeah, so that was my weekend, very exciting. Well, uh,

(29:16):
we're gonna take a break and then we're gonna come
back because Menace actually next has a game that you're
going to play to win a prize. I told everybody
this week to come up with a prize five hundred
dollars or less that you think that the Woodie Show
audience would really love to win.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
And so a couple of things. Number One, you get
something really cool out of it. Number two, we get
to see what kind of game each person on the
show comes up with when their day is comes around.
And today's menace, who's gonna lead us off? And what
are you gonna be given away?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I'm gonna be given away an e bike. It is
Happy Run, is made by Happy Run. It has thirty
two miles per hour plus speed, has sixty miles range.
It has fat tires for off road if you go
to the snow and in the sand. So that's where
you're gonna be winning today.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, it's a game that you're gonna play. We'll do
that next here on the Woody Show. So if you
want to play and win that e bike, you can
call now. The phone number is eight seven seven forty
four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Menaces
game for the e bike that's next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Hang on, this is like the Woody Show will be
right back.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh great, okay, what's one thing you would say? People
at ninety three, I would.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Sell the world going yes, good, he no come near
my house the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
So each day this week I have a person here
on the show. I gave him five hundred bucks. I said,
go out and find something with this money. You can't
use any more less of eats up whatever. You have
the five hundred bucks to pick a prize you think
the Woodie Shaw audience would really love to win. And

(31:08):
so they pick a prize. Now to give it away,
they got to come up with a game.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
We're doing that each day this week. Today it's Menace.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Hey, it's little buddy, what's up? And he's giving away
a bike. It's a it's an e bikes.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
It has a sixty plus mile range, topspeed thirty two
miles an hour, altering fat tires, so mountain, snow, sand road,
no problem.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
And you can win this. It's a happy run e bike.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yep. The phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
And what is the game? Minute? Well today is will
they know? It's EDC Edition original game by Menace, copy
right to UH copyright on that. And so how it
works is I go interview somebody on the street and
at A d C at ad C, yes, and on

(32:03):
the streets of E d C Y And I asked them, well,
it was out in the parking lot, okay, and parking
lot of E DC. And I asked them a series
of trivia questions, and you have to guess if they'll
know it or not? Menace, original game, alright, on each question.
So it's not how how it ends? How did the end?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
How we've played it before where they tell us the
story and we have to try to guess how it ended.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
No, that's how how did it end? Jesu Ya dumbs? Sorry?
All right? Will they know? They know it? Edition? Got it?
So let's get a player and then we'll be introduced
to the person that I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
So how do they win the same deal? Two out
of three? Yes, two out of three? All right, pick
a line one through ten here, menace, Let's go with three,
line number three. That would be Sarah, Hey, good morning, Sarah, Sarah, good,
good morning. All right, So you're gonna play will they
know it? E?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
D C? Edition? And who is this person? This person?
Let's meet him right now? All right? What's his name?
Do you have a. His name is Marquez. All right, Mark,
what's your name? Where are you from?

Speaker 7 (33:12):
My name is Miklas. I am from Seattle, Tacoma, thirty
miles out Seattle.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Oh nice. Where did you get your ADC ticket?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Where I got my ADC ticket was ticket Master. The
corporations that come together, work together to make things happen.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Make sure it happen.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Actually, because happened, we'd be sitting together.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Come on, all right, all right, sure that Marquez whatever
already dipping into drugs for you DC.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah, he was walking in a so Sarah, you need
to know if he will be able to answer these questions.
And here risk is the d u i Q. Right,
just to make it simple for menice original game? Will
they know? Thank you? A lot of thought, a lot
of thought. Hey, come up with the game. You know
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do the d uy Q.
I'm just gonna call it something else. But they're not
necessarily drunk. Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
We don't know what Markus does that first question?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
First question, what is the second biggest country in the world?
All right, Sarah, no, are we guessing whether we're I mean,
if you want, but Sarah is the one.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Let's sway Sarah.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, uh, I'm gonna say no, no, won't get it?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
All right?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Final answer Sarah, greg would say raging though.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Also no, no, no, I think you could look into that,
So I will you know what, I'm gonna go nuts
and so yes, that's insane, all right.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Thought, Let's see if you got a point here, Sarah.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
The secon biggest country in the world will be Canada.
I got my ans idy to go to Canada during
COVID and I haven't been since. You know, COVID has
been lifted. And I'm gonna do that, I keep saying,
and I promise I have a big vocabulary, but I
am going to do that.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Soon, very soon.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
You know, there's there's an ARC festival in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Next question, So you're talking about by population are you
talking about by just.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yes, it's second biggest country in the world.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
That's what I'm saying, by population or just byland size size. Yeah,
and he's correct, and he's correct. Wow, But he hasn't
been there the past five years intentionally and he said
that he had his aunt's I d okay, Sarah. Question
number two, who.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Is the Vice President of the United States.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Who is the Vice President of the United States? This
guy seems young and internet and the current VP is
Internet famous.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah, true, but nobody ever talks about the view not
that much.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no as well. Yeah,
I'm kind of feeling yes on this.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yes, all right, I think I'm feeling yes on this one.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yes on this one. All right. Question Yeah, Albert too.
Lets see if you're on the who is the Vice
President of the United States?

Speaker 7 (36:00):
The vice president and named Byron's Pence. Mister Pence is
the first name. I do not know, Washington, d C,
the D M V.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I've been to the M but not the D. God
he can.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
So he's because Mike Pence was the VP during Trump's
first administration at this time, right, yeah. Meanwhile, the advance
would be the name of the vice president currently. He's
walking into the festis game. Yeah yeah, all right, all.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Right, okay, well you have one point. All you need
is one more to let the bike and you got
the question number three. She said yes that he would
get it.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Yeah for that one, right, yeah.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
Wait, that's right, yeah, sorry Sarah, try he alright, sorry, Sarah, alright, Greg,
course fault.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
The contestant even confused us. But don't worry. I have
a backup guy. So have another guy, all right, just
just for fun.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Question number three, their question then, what does d C
and Washington d C Stamford?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
That's what they call repeater in some other games.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Department of Hoot, Sammy, do.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
You know that would be the district of Columbia?

Speaker 8 (37:14):
The original question?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
What was your answer the first time we did this game?
This question?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Mining?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, wow, let's see. You know what I'm gonna say again?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
No for this guy. Yeah that's safe.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Bet Oh, come on, yes, you think you will?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Please?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
He's I mean not he's from the pm W though.
And when you when you don't live near an area,
you just you do get mine to race it?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah? Mind blankets. So you're saying no, Sammy. No. Question
number three The third question then what does d C
and Washington d C Stanford District? So what are you
playing on doing at a DC tonight?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
I have a good time, my boys, And for those
who are in this recording, my name is Mark me
John Okay, John?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Sure what the the The e bike is still up
for grabs and we have another round that we could
do after the break.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah, I have a backup guys.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
All right, and we happy to and we have backup
contestants on the phone. So if you're on the phone,
hang on, we'll get to you after the break. Another
chance to win the E bike next year on The
Wooden Show Hangout, and then they said to E. D
C over the weekend playing an original game that he
came up with, and yes, copyright trademark. That's a good idea,

(38:35):
but I'll fine Rand kind of kind of taking a
segment that we've done.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Will they know it?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
And then you know, kind of a mash up with
d y Q and then some new things for Fox.
Not to be confused with what they're doing on CBS
or NBC.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
It's a completely new thing.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
And let's get another contestant try to win that five
hundred dollars E bike that he picked out for you
with his five hundred dollars budget.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
And let's say hi to Chuck. Hey, good morning, Chuck,
Good morning, what do you show? Good morning Chuck?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
All right, you know what, I'm gonna get crazy here,
and I just because I really want somebody to win
this bike, all right, So let's get two contestants.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Alright, now, let's also how to Mark. I'm Mark. Good morning.
All right.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
So we have Chuck and we have Mark. So here's
how that's gonna work. You guys are free to pick
whatever answers you want. If you both end up winning,
I will give another.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Five hundred bucks. We'll get one E bikes. Okay, yeah,
you are crazy. It's insane. It's clinically psychosis. I think
that's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
But uh no, I just I really want somebody to
win this. And so you guys again, you can go
with the same answers with each other. You can differentiate
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
But here we go. Can I ask one favor real quick?

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Great? Can you keep track because I don't have the
brain power?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yeah? Yeah? All right? Who's this? Who's this next person?
All right? This next person is Jesse. Let's meet Jesse.
Here's Jesse.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Your name?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Where you're from? Jesse? Honey to beach, hunting to beach?
Oh nice?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
How did you get into e DC? Today? Paid a
lot of money Just to let you know, Jesse was
leaving d C. The first person I talked to was
going to d C. Okay, Jesse is leaving assuming later
in the night. All right, so maybe he's turned up
a bit one in the morning, one of the more.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
All right, so he's been there, he's a little tired.
Keep me in mind, like maybe that has something to
do with just how with it he might be. All right,
Mark and Chuck, here we go. Question number one, here's
your first trivia question.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Okay, how many US states are there? Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, I'll go yes, Okay, get that wrong, lea thick accent,
I'll say yes, okay, yeah, nuclear, yes, clear, Yes, there's
no trick like contiguous, no, just US state so sea bass, yes, yes,
all right, Chuck and Mark. Chuck will start with you.
I'm gonna oh yes, Chuck says yes, Mark, what do

(41:02):
you say? Yeah, they're both saying yes.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Question number one, how many US states are there? Fifty two?
You're asking me. You should have asked me before I
went in there. Fifty Okay, Well we'll find out. How
many US states do you think you've been to? I've
only been in two? Yeah, which ones? Nevada and California.
What state are you standing in right now?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Nevada?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yeah, I just want to make sure you know what
I'm at.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Fifty two Okay, well, all right, Well, Mark and Chuck,
good news for both of you is that you still
have two more questions.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Already win the five hundred dollars e bike.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Maybe he kind like Puerto Rico and what else I
and people are?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
That is the most Uh when people make mistakes, do
you say fifty two because they count Puerto Rico?

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Still got a chance to win. Question number two, Name
a country in South America? Name a country in South America?
He might and goes Central.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
That's what I was gonna say too.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You might throw a Belize in there.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Yeah, or North America can say Mexico.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
All right, I will say no.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm gonna say yes, no, no, no, no, Sea Bass Yeah, Doc, Yes, Chuck,
what do you think I think he's gonna get this one.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
He will give this one. Mark, what do you say?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yes? Okay, both go on the same answer again. Right,
all right, that's cute, horrible? All right? Question number two,
Name a country in South America. I'll say it Africa. Yeah,
have you ever been Africa? Nope? Alright, Africa.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
This might be the dumbest human being on the planet.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Wow, Africa.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
We got a few problems with this answer.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah, right, menace has to be feeling awesome, guys, because
this guy was my backup guy.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
We can come up with them.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
All right. So yeah, Mark and Chuck, you're out over two.

Speaker 9 (43:13):
And I have that.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Hold on, okay, hold on, we have we have one
more question on this guys.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
This is make or break. One of you has to
choose a different answer than the other. All right, I'm
thinking of a number between one and ten. Chuck, pick
a number seven, Mark seven, No.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
You got to pick a different number, dumb ass. I
can't hear, Chuck.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Oh you can't, My bad, all right, between one and ten?
Pick one, four, four? All right, Chuck, you get to
go first. It was eight, all right. Question number three,
somebody's got to win this bike. Question number three?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
What country he's usually associated with vodka?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
All right, Chuck, you get to guess first. No way, No,
he will not get it.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Mark. That means you're gonna go with yes.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I would even I in this situation, knowing what we
already heard, I would still guess yes on this.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
I want it to be here.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I know he's got to say Russia, right, one would
think he's got to say Russia, but you're saying Africa.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Let's let's find out who wins. Question number three, What
country is usually associated with vodka? Russia? Russia? Have you
ever been in Russia? Do you want to go to Russia?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
What's your favorite vodka? I want to say Tito's all right?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Well, Mark, even though you didn't get to guess first,
you still are the winner. Congratulations and uh hey, Chuck,
thank you for calling in. We appreciate you, my friend,
and fellas, thank you so much. You're gonna have to
hang on one second.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
And Chuck, thank you. Have yourself a great day.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
We got to get brand?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Will they know it?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
On camera, laying on the ground with his nose out,
and there was a stranger was rubbing peanut.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Butter on them.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
The Woody Show, all right, So as we recap weekend
and get into other things this hour, including all the
big news headlines sheet and grab's gonna have that for us,
Sea Bass your weekend cheers and jeers, and.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It's cheers to raccoons, Yes, not just in general, but
to the one raccoon I got to meet in person.
What yeah, Cooky, my dad's had this thing going where
he's got it. We've got to shut out back of
that's right, you want to go see your parents, right, Yeah,
he's got a shut out back at his house and
he's been capturing nuisance wildlife, which includes raccoons, possoms, raccoons
by the way, the future friends of ours.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
And while I was there overnight, he caught a raccoon
and I.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Got to go with him and pick it up because
it takes two people, because you gotta like feed, you
gotta because if you grab the cage, it'll bite you.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
You have to like feed a rod through the cage.
The two guys picked that up with your dan. That's
some real cats and the cradle stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Real manly stuff and animals, and we take it to
the golf course and let it free few miles away.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Very nice, is it?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Manly?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
If they don't kill it? I mean, well, no, that's
the thing that's really.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
You don't disturb the circle of life, right, how bab
bab But Jeers speaking of which, Jeer's two bad parents.
So every time this comes up, I point out, just
by the numbers, half of you parents out there are
bad at you what you do and you're raising rotten
ass kids. I saw this in person when I was
at the playground with my nephews, and this one kid
comes down the slide. You went to the playground with

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your nephews. Of course, I'm surprised that's something that uncle.
I'm just surprised that's something he went and did. Yeah, like,
I'll meet you afterwards.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
I would.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
What else I'm gonna do, It's nothing else going on.
And this one kid comes down, not my not my nephew,
but one kid come down slide, and the other kids says, ah,
but you can't climb up back up here to come
and get me.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
And the kid goes if I can't. But he didn't
like and he wasn't even trying to be fun. He
wasn't trying to be cool. You could just tell it.
That was how he spoke. And looked over at his mom.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And she's just a piece of crap, fat, not paying
attention to anything. Her kids swearing right, and her kids
just cash. And I didn't swear on the playground with
other kids.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, you didn't. No, I really got into swearing, not
till like college. Oh wow, I got in trouble in
kindergarten for swearing I got to be in the principal's
office all day.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
But like, especially if my mom was in earshot.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
There's no way and no, but that's clearly how the
mom talks to the kid.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, exactly, That's what I'm saying, is what genus picking
up on because it was just so casual a matter
of fact, because then he did a thousand other times
I can.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I would have laughed.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I overheard that, Yeah that's cute, but see the way
he did it was like, oh, this is everything, this
is every other way. And then because it was every
other word was f as this, He's gonna trump to
be a dirt bag. Mom's already a dirt bag.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
For Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's just like people say, oh, you can't tell me
how parent my kid. Yeah, I can, and you're a
bad parent, and I acknowledge it, and I notice it,
and don't you don't you think I'm not judging anything?
Gory weekend cheers and jeers. My cheers is so simple.
I had the greatest lobster enchilada at this Mexican restaurant.
I usually have order envy when I go to restaurants.
I had no order envy. It was so good and

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the rice was garlic rice.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Was it like a white sauce with the lobster?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
It was?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And it was lobstery. It wasn't just buried in there
like it didn't disappear.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Does in Enchilada, that'd be a weird place to put
higher meat. It was just amazing.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
And then my jeer is Woody. I think you to
understand more than anybody. I went to the showcase house
in Pasadena, California. Worked designers design different room and you
take a huge tour. This is a mansion gorgeous. Went
into this one room, talked to the designer who happened
to know Mark, and she said, oh, you know who
you just missed by about forty five seconds, Drew Scott,

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of the property brother Of course the rest of the
day I'm looking for him, didn't see him.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Damn for a billion dollars, I couldn't kick him out
of a lineup.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Yes you can. I don't know who that is. You
never seen the property brothers.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I don't know the twins.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
You've seen the property brothers?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Really tall? Hold on, look up, okay, hold on tall
ideas they're just typing property brothers.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, come on with people, make it easy on yourself
one of those married to new girl.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Yeah, come on, I'd say, like, he looks familiar, but
I wouldn't know who he was.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
It's like saying that I don't watch Food Network, but
you have no idea who Bobby Flay is, what food
It's like they become they become recognizable outside of just
the people who watch that.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Now and what in these pictures. One guy's fancy and
one guy's like rugged, because one.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Guy is the real the guys the contrad which one
Drew Drew is the fancy, that's the show.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
He was there considering buying the place. Falling this place
was so nice. Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Even though every room is done by a different designer.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Did it all go together at all? Some were vastly different,
but there was some cohesion there.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I have some questions because what's he doing there on
the day the public's there? He can't get a private show.
I know, it's kind of interesting. He's just keeping it
real people stars, they're just like us.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Also, the cool celebrities are the ones who are out
there amongst people.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
No, but honestly, I mean those are the people if
they're if they're calling for a special treatment or private showing.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I mean that's that's what he just likes to getting regnized.
I mean he's a propted brother.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Probably getting recognized is flattering, it's fun. It's not when
people are nice. It's ninety nine point nine percent of
the people when they recognize you for something, it's nice, right,
you know, it's I don't see why that's a bad
thing or like why somebody would if you're just going
out of your way to be recognized, like basically one
step short of holding a sign over your head how

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much board and you have to do that for every
little thing that's that's different, because that could be douchey.
Let's see here, Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Okay, well cheers. I got some new glasses finally. Your
wife gave me some. But they didn't they didn't work.
They couldn't do those, so I got to it.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
They didn't work.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Like they were really big, and she doesn't have a
big head. These glasses were huge.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
So you're telling me, yeah that the ones that my
wife gave you were too big. But these ones that
you picked out, they are the size of a bus windshield.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
The massive The.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Arms on hers were like swinging out too wide.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
The lenses on these new ones that she bought are massive.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You're going to see you look.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Like she's going to the science lab.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I brought them and they looked really cool in the store,
and I was like, people are doing this right now.
I kind of feel like barbed from stranger things. But
now I feel like I look like Jeffrey Dahmer. That's
my jeers.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Oh, it's okay, So let's see. I always saw it
like on your video that you posted let's see here
we go.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Which I thought were cool, And now I feel like
your kid and throw them in my windowless van. You're
like seventies dummer windowless van glasses that I thought were cool,
And now I'm scared that I look like huge.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
I like this. I like I like bigger glasses. They're
bigger than the last one.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. But do I look like I'm
gonna I don't know why?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Why did you push them down on your nose?

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
I'm like self conscious. I don't know what to do
with them.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
They look better when they're on normally push them down.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
I'll be honest, they probably look better in the store.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
You don't like them, she is, No, she's asking for
an honest opinion. They do look like like if we
are at the store together. She what about these iving?
Like what else you got?

Speaker 6 (52:39):
I thought they were kind of cool, but now I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
It looks like something you'd wear in chemistry class.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
I wanted to I thought it was going to be
like sexy seventy sees that. No, no, no, I want
to know, I'm not. And like Greg picked up on
like I wanted to do kind of a Robert Evans thing,
but now I don't think. I don't know if it's
giving that.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
King back is they're very cool event glasses for out
about you going to a festival or something like that.
Those are the type of glasses you every day daily
glass A little.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Maybe you said too, like I don't know, I don't
do the double briad Like I don't know, and I
want to see it like.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
With your hair down so different. Yeah, I think that
it would be.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Better with going out glasses.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Man, get get a picture of of Gina with the
glasses and then do you want some public opinion? We
could put that up there on the on the social
on We'll do a.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Little vote way cuter with her hair down, way cuter.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Yeah, all right, well we'll do a little vote on
the Instagram story.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
We'll post it there. All right, I'll let you take
the photo.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
I'm not getting the microphone out of the way filters.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
No, I'm just going to do it in a good angle,
look sultry take.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to take the photo. Fifteen.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, this is why the man got you'll get it.
This is why men die die sooner they want to
because they're.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Right. If you're dealing with this, like come on, moving
raccoons getting Raby's Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
We're gonna take a break and we'll post this on
the Instagram story and uh yeah, pick your favorite one menace.
Uh no, I was laying heard of it because I
don't want to be Okay, you don't want to be responsible,
I understand. Just text me the one you wanta, hit
him with, the one you want and then he'll post
it on our Instagram with a And what's the question.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Do I look like Jeffrey Dahmer?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Do you like the glasses? Glasses or not? Good luck?
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Perfect?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Do these glasses work. Are they working? Yeah? Are they working?
And then then we'll post that. You can let us
know what you think and then you can do with that.
Would you like?

Speaker 9 (54:39):
I will?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah? I mean I can't. I mean, what could go wrong?

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Nothing, Everyone's gonna hate him, but that's okay.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
All right?

Speaker 5 (54:46):
More what he shows next? Sec you know that's going
to go on the What Show original soundtrack once? Yeah,
and your glasses definitely with the the song yeah yeah
throw backy.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
All right?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
More on what he shows next?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Hang on.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I would love to go get a sack, but I'll
have a billion.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Dollars the show.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
This is.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
And some of the trending news headlines for this Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Gina Grad.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Former President Joe Biden, who's eighty two years old by
the way, has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of
prostate cancer. He got that diagnosis on Friday. The aggressiveness
of prostate cancers is graded using what's known as like
Gleason score, and Biden's score is nine out of ten.
It's spread to his bones, which is also bad news
because it makes it harder to treat, obviously than if

(55:41):
it were just in one place. The silver lining is
that it is treatable, so he's currently weighing what kind
of treatment options he has with his doctors.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
He also said, because of his age, it actually grows
way slower than if he was younger.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Well, he probably spent the weekend doing when I was
doing you chet gbting cancer questions.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
I swear to god, I was thinking this thing.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
No, the foreign president I had the same weekend. Yeah,
you guys are the same kind of fancy.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Final Destination Bloodlines that smashed the box office this weekend,
pulled in fifty one million dollars domestically one hundred and
two million around the globe, which is the biggest opening
ever for this franchise. Meanwhile, Hurry Up Tomorrow, that's the
new thriller with from the weekend that didn't do so well,
landed way outside the top five with just three point

(56:30):
three million, got pretty bad reviews.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Why are you getting acting jobs, Menace? I don't know,
because it's pretty bad.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
He had that one show that they tried to cancel
it early half an episode.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
It made no sense because they ended up pulling out
episodes just to get it over with.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
The premise of this movie, it says plagued by insomnia.
A musician gets pulled into a nightmarish odyssey with a
stranger who begins to unravel the very core of his existence.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
What's it called.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
It's called Hurry Up Tomorrow. Yeah, okay, But we've got
a jail break in New ORLEANSAH. Ten inmates busted out
and it looks straight out of a movie.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
That's an inside job, though, dude, it.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Has to be.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
The pictures released by the Orleans Parish Sheriff's office show
a giant hole behind the toilet, complete with missing bars
and graffiti taunting the prison guards on their way out.
On the wall above the hole they slipped through, it
says too easy, lol, But they misspelled the word too.
The toilet was yanked too easy. This is the way right,

(57:34):
exactly easy, exactly. Toilet yanked from the wall. Inmates slipped
through the opening escape through a door, scaled wall sprinted
across a major road. Officials aren't sure if the inmates
made the hole or just found it like that and
took advantage of it. They do, however, think that they
had help from the inside.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I'm sure the hole was just there.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
The escape happened around one am. Nobody noticed till late thirty,
by the way, damn, and when they were doing their
head counts. A nice job, guys. Two inmates have been caught,
but eight are still on the loose and considered armed
and dangerous.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
I was just talking to some people over the weekend.
They're telling me, oh, yeah, these new houses are being
built in this certain area, and I said, oh, that's
right next to this prison. And this prison is right
next to a school where our friend Scotti Fox used
to go to school. And he told me that alarms
would go off at school when somebody got out of
the jail and they just knew the run back into class.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
You can build a school next to a jail.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I back in the day, you ge. Yeah, wow, used
to be able to do all kinds of stuff. Now
there's like rules, well be freedom.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Well, speaking of potential prison sentences, Antonio Brown back in
the headlines, this time for allegedly firing a gun outside
of a celebrity boxing event in Miami.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Can I see the video?

Speaker 6 (58:48):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, yes, I watched the video, and you can tell
me if I'm wrong in this. But apparently somebody tacked him,
were trying to steal his chains, right, and so now here,
here's where it's gonna get a little I guess, uh foggy.
Yeah for Ab and his defense because he ran out
chasing after the person with the gun in his hand. Yeah. Yeah,

(59:12):
and yeah, so it's not like he was being attacked,
pulled the gun and shot the person as they were
attacking him.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
He chased somebody out of the place. Yeah, and then
fired and then fired shots. You can do that kind
of stuff out in the parking lot. Did anybody can
get hit by those.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Well, multiple shots fired?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah? Anybody hit with the uh?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
No?

Speaker 9 (59:30):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (59:31):
And no arrests were made. No one was hurt.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I thought he was arrested because they let him out
in handcuffs.

Speaker 6 (59:36):
Oh right, I mean sorry, I meant like no other
arrest like no other.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Ab claims he was fending off some robbers, like you said.
The other guy says, that's bs. So we'll see what
happens with these.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Oh yeah, the guy. The guy was claiming that.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
He was attacked by people from Antonio Brown and the
guy who I guess ran this boxing event. Either way,
it sounds like a really classy place.

Speaker 6 (59:59):
Yeah, classy event, classy move.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Antonio Brown just can't help himself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Why why why do all his trouble keep finding? I know,
Lucky Star, I'm still so disappointed that he didn't show
up to Bert and Tom's. He was supposed to be there.
I saw him on the list. They had a whole
gift basket waiting for him, and he never showed. It
would have been a great day if he did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah, that's how we would have had. Will they know it,
Antonio Brown? I know contest for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Well, that's what's going on with.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
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No, no, she is a ship.

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Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
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My name is what got Greg Gory?

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Yes, that's where Morgan goes to a place.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
One of my favorites was the ice cream place where
she was tasting the different correct and when she was
tasting different uh flavors and just having a having a
great time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
I'll give you a couple of clips of that here.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
Hey, they're how can I help you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I just want to try some samples.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Do you see anything you want to try your?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Okay, yeah, I want to. I really love nuts. Can
I try this pecon prailing one? Please?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
All right? Here you go, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Oh, I haven't had ice cream forever. That's good?

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Did you want to get that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Can I try another one?

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Try like a bunch of different ones?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
And she was like really yeah, she was like really
enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
And then and then he's like, look, lady, you gotta
like we can only let you choose one more like
because there was a bunch of other people like getting
in line.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
So I don't know it's going on, but I need
you to, you know, decide.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Okay, you know what, I'll just so vanilla vanilla, after
all that vanilla.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
For after all that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
But anyway, this time, she goes to a furniture store
because she's furniture shopping. She's trying to look for a
new couch s. Yeah, yeah, really cool. So that's coming
up this hour. The Food Fighters. They have fired their
latest drummer, Josh Freeze. Saw that all week, like, he
just took over for Taylor Hankins and they didn't give
him a reason. Apparently, Apparently he and the public found

(01:06:21):
out kind of the same time. They just gave him
the old were going a different.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Direction creative differences. He says he's never been fired from
a band before, and he's played in a bunch Offspring,
Guns n' Roses, a perfect circle suck. But I don't know,
maybe he made some kind of offhanded comment about Dave
Grohl situation.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Shit, No, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Think of what could have possibly happened, and then there
was a rat because Dave Grohl, all those guys seem
pretty chill.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
But I could see, like, so, what would somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Get really sensitive about her? What could have possibly happened.
He's a great drummer, obviously, he's one of the world's
most in demand drummers. He does the touring stuff, does
studio stuff. People want him to be part of their band.
He seems like a cool guy. We met him when
he was with the Offspring, and the Offspring played a
party of ours, played one of our events, and he

(01:07:11):
was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
I talked to him for a few minutes, and but
why is he hopping from band to band? Which was
my question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
The drummers don't typically write the songs. They typically don't
get publishing. Yeah, like they're not typically rich.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
He still does play and tour was because not everybody's
touring at the same time. I think he just likes
to play. That's my from what I understand. Like, I
know he plays with Devo, he plays with Nine Nails,
he plays with a bunch of these other bands.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
It's a journeyman musician.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Yeah, exactly. Have you ever tried playing the drums? I
wanted to play the drums.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Okay, so here's how I ended up playing the trumpet
in the high school, not high school, in the middle
school band. Because the reasoning you keep in mind, the
reason that I joined band, Remember the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Story something like to get out of class.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Get out of.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Class because the kids who were part of the band
got to get out of class to go to practice. Right,
I'm like, grip, I'm doing that. So I wanted to
play drums. I tried out for drums and hard. I
didn't make it. There was this one kid, his name
was ty Resee. Tyresee ruled on the drums, so I
missed out.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
I took drums for one summer. It is very, very
difficult to not start speeding up as you play and
as you get more comfortable. I am not your guide.
It like set me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I tried it a few times and I thought, oh,
how hard could this be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
It's hard.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
It's really hard.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
It's cool and you can play. So buddy, another radio
buddy of mine, his name is Preston. He hosts the
President's Deve Show on WMMR in PHILADELPHIAE. He is a
badass drummer and he does a lot of these videos
where it's like drummer Yoki almost where everything else, like
the lyrics are in there, the guitar parts are in there,

(01:08:47):
everything else is in there except for the drum play.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's impressed.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
It's pretty cool. And there's also another guy. I just
posted a video of this on our Instagram story where
this is. I can't remember his name, But if you
if you like drummers, drums, and like, you know these
super talented dudes, what's his name.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Hold on one second, it's an account that I follow.
Oh man, oh here here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
His name is.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Oh, I can't how would you? How would you pronounce
that sea bess.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
L s to pariolistic scenario. Yeah, yeah, but he's a
he's a drummer. And what is that? What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
I got to see this?

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
How do you see? What the how do you see?

Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
What is his?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
His stupid Instagram handle is menace?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Sorry, you have too much? Like how do you how
do you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
See what somebodyfile? Just go to his go to one
of his latest posts and you can say, I see, yeah,
here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
It's I gotta take e L E s T E
p A are iOS it b e r I A
n O at that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Christ, But he's got like five and a half million followers,
and he's one of the craziest drummers I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
He's amazing. Does he have one arm?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
No, you would think the way he plays drums, in
the way it sounds, he's got five hundred arms.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
That is Spanish for the Siberian step dweller.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Okay, well there you go, look up Siberiano.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Oh, there you go. Thank you, Gina. It's hard to
read when it's all crammed together in one word.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
I was also watching this video. Guy was trying to
teach you how to play a Smashing Pumpkins song on guitar.
He said, Oh, this is one of the easiest songs
you can learn. I watched about thirty seconds of it.
Guitar might as well be brain surgery. It looks so hard,
the way that you have to manipulate your fingers. Yeah
at that, Yeah, I'm so hard. I want to play drums.

(01:11:01):
I think it'd be cool to know how to play guitar.
I just don't have the desire or the motivation to
sit and learn it, right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
I think. I mean, if you have children, you should
teach them the piano or is the piano like leads
you to so many other things.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I've heard that so my mom's been saying, but like, wow,
that's why I've heard that said before.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
And I love piano. That's another one. I love to
know how to play, but they.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Tell you how.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
It's because literally everything it's every key is every every
note's a key. So everything you press is a different,
you know, different symbol or note that comes out and
you don't have to learn like, for instance, the guitar
you have to then know frets and which chord is where.
On a piano, it's literally point and press, point and
click essentially music, right, And that's why every music software

(01:11:45):
you open is done in the style it's it got
a piano role on it, so it's all done that way.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Okay, so if you learn to play piano, but then
how does that apply to other than you know, you
know what the notes look like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
But it gives you the fundamentally, you know what the
notes look like, you know how the chords are formed organically,
and then so like when you go to the guitar,
for instance, you don't have to then read like what
freend of my on? Is this? A?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
See? If I slide this down this way, you understand
the theory and the organization behind music is a very
plain way.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
And I would imagine since when you're really good and
you see people playing two totally different things with each
of their hands, that's using a lot of brain power, well.

Speaker 9 (01:12:20):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Right, forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Then there are people like Paul McCartney famously who never
learned to read music. They just just because just because
he's an enemy school and other sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
This sounds run yeah that too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Mother Mary came to me singing was of wisdom, letting me,
I'm a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Should with one leg. I'll say this, it's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
It's hard to read dumb dumb drum music because it's
it's set up in the same way, so you still go.
You know, it's beats and time, but like every because
you're only you can't go, you know, different levels on.
You have your snare and your simple high had closed
or opened.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
I didn't even know there was.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
Just kind of have you seen the videos where they
get somebody who knows how to play drums playing drums
to a song they've never heard before. So they'll take
it's a well known song, right, and then the drum
part is taken out and they have to play the
drums and I forget. I think it was Chad Yea
from the Chili Peppers, like he did, I forget and.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
Stuart Copeland did it from Police Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Yeah, like so a song that is they don't know,
it's very well known, but they have never heard that song,
so that they have too.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
And then they because they hear they hear the other
parts of the song and then they end up they
get the tempo of it. I mean, you're a musician
and you're a drummer, especially, so you could pick up
really easy on you know, kind of the temple of
the vibe or whatever, and then you would just interpret
that to whatever you think the drum should be. And
it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool how it it changes
the song.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Is it as cool as Tommy Lee drumming upside down?
YEA doubt?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I doubt, it's doubt. Okay, So here's the thing. I know,
he's known for his penis, yeah, but he's a drummer.
Is he a good drummer? Or is it just all
these other things? Question?

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Because he's super famous, and lot of times you don't
even know who the hell the drummer is, right, but
you know who Tommy Lee is, and obviously for the
other reasons I mentioned, But is he a good drummer?
They always ripped on the Meg White from the White
Stripes saying that she was like one of the world's
worst drummers.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
I think he's really good. So you knew who she was? Yeah,
Tommy Lee, He's not He's not, is he? Travis Bark Travis.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Bark, but his energy is like so crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
It's like Animal from the Muppets. I mean that's like
his style.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Well, that's that big d energy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Is he as good as Phil Collins?

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Is that anyone who's good?

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Probably what he's asking his new best friend.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Yeah, because you know what you get something pretty you
can get something pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Uh it's a legitimately solid rock drummer. But whether he's
great depends on how you define greatness. Yeah, because they showmanship,
all right, So the upside down thing, power and energy
and then groove limitations, technical skill. He's not like a virtue.
He's not like the what's a guy? Neil Pert? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Oh yeah, you know from Rush right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
You hear a lot of people talk about, like from
pure music standpoint, like he was as good as it gets.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
All right, Drum Magazine. You know there's gonna be drum
nerds and drum a holes of course. Yeah, sixty best
rock drummers of all time, John Bonham of course, Keith Moon,
Neil Peart, Jeff pork Carew from Toto.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Okay, okay, I know that band. He did a bunch
of different seventies and eighties rock Ian Paiche. Okay, well,
where's Tommy Lane.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Yeah he's not on the list the top sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Okay, Chat Smith's on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
There, yeah, okay, but he is the best upside down
Drum's absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
We're gonna take a break and then Morgan is going
to join us for morgasms again. She went to a
furniture store and she was trying out. She's looking for
a couch, Grega. So we'll see how that went. Morgasms
furniture shopping next on.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
The Woody Show show back the Bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Well, as promised all the details about the Woody Show prom.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Let's talk about what you already knew.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
You knew what was happening Saturday, June twenty first at
Marongo Casino Resort and Spam.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Ye right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
It is going to happen from seven pm until eleven pm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
That's the time.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
So it's a Saturday. We don't do a lot of
these Marongo events on Saturdays. They've typically been on Fridays
exactly four years past. We figured that could make it
easier to get it. We as many people there as possible.
This would be way easier, and it's a free event.
There's no ticket for it. It is free, free, free.
You want to show up, Unlike your prom at school,
you need to show up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Now we've hired the band, the Spasmatics. Yes, who I've
never seen somebody? That's the reaction times when we heard
that they were available. So the Spasmatics are going to
be playing. We have DJ Scottie Fox, so we're gonna
be doing a bunch of giveaways and all kinds of
other stuff you would see.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
At a prompt, so like home homecoming, like prom king
and Queen, you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Know, things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
But this is legit going to be better than your problem.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
I never had a problem.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
This is my ones prom.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
This is my first ever problem. I never had a
problem exciting prom. Attire is optional, although I'm renting another
tuck not as cheasy as the one I just wore.
This weekend, it will all be just up. You gotta
be twenty one and over. Party with Woody dot com
for all the details. That's Party with Woody dot Com
and Greg. There will be slow dances.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Yeah, are you reserving him?

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I think of songs like this absolutely right, like classic
throwback prom Oh yeah details, Party with Woody dot Com.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
You're here now and we are back. Here is Morgan.
Hi Morgan. It's a couple of like wellness check. Let's
start with the wellness check.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
How are you man?

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
I'm exhausted, y'all had a long weekend work.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
In Yeah, but living the dream? Yeah all right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
While she's working there, he's still with Cabo, right, still
with the boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
That's going well.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Yeah, shout out to Cabo. He kept me mentally saying
this past week.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yeah, are you seeing each other more frequently?

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
No, we don't.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
I mean there's no time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
That's sad. That's probably why it works as well.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
There are stages because like you don't have that chance
to really burn out of each other because typically the
beginning parts of a relationship, it's all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
You go together. That's what. He won't hate you, yeah, well,
or she won't hate him.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
I cried and over the weekend. So he saw that,
and he hasn't left good.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
He's not won't in front of him.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
But do you feel do you feel like it's getting
better or it's just like kind of maintaining.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Oh, I think it's getting better.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Yeah, we're you know, okay, getting to know it's still
growing that's good. That it's a good sign.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
That's a great sign.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
It's just yeah, because you gotta say.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Morgan, today, compared to this time last year or even
six months ago, I think we've all noticed a a
change for the good. Yes, like from your mental like
you just seem happier, you seem lighter because she boxes it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Out, I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
So I feel like it goes back and forth like
she she got into that, and that seems to be
very good that. I think the relationship has been good
in its own way. Not that she needed anybody, but
I think that's been good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
Yeah, he's a good guy, so I'm happy to.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Have We're happy for what we say, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
And quick question about your dog, who I'm obsessed with
Great Pyrenees. Does he ever put his tongue in his mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Always have to retard tongue your tongues?

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
All?

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Yeah, he doesn't go full retard No, right, he never
you never did.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Never do right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
Okay, just check it all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Now we've got the update on Morgan. Let's get a
round of morgasms. It has been a while.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
I think Greg was the one that pitched the furniture
store idea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
There, But you know I originally said mattress store something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah, is more versatile, right, Mattress is just too easy,
you know, like maybe they get people moaning a lot
on those things.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
How can I get a little creative?

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Probably, So the whole idea is just to send Morgan
to a to a place. And we talked about the
ice cream place, try the different things, and just all
of a sudden, out of nowhere, she's having this.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Experience going on.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
You're just kind of sick, like, how will the employees react?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Will they react? But it's just the fact.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
For me, it's just the fact that I know that
she's in the ice cream place or in this case,
the furniture store, and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
I get so nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
That's also what what kind of makes it fun?

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:21:04):
So fun?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
But I wanted to find something for Greg, right, And sure,
I know you love couches with cup holders and like
the USB.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
If the couch plugs in, that's you love.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Or lights up. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Yeah, so this is the first employee I found to
entertain me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
I'm looking for like a recliner couch that I can
plug my phone into. Do you have those.

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
Yeah, we can show you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Are you looking for like a sofa or love seat
either or probably love seat okay, something.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Like the singer or.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
So you can actually plug in your phone like yours
us like the USB and cup holders too, and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Also immediately sitting down, Yeah, because that's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
That is the best feeling when you first sit down
and a long day on your feet and then you're
seeing the cup holders there drop and you just relax
your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
And actually plugging your phone like you had the Oh,
like the USB and cup holders too, and also the
wireless church as well. Oh, that's really nice.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Lighting up there and chasing a black night time lighting.

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
It's not. It was the fanciest couch I've ever seen
that thing on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Fancy up there and chasing all black night time light.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yeah, actually lighting.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Has like the beader lighting too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Oh the middle button. Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
You're a fart.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
So that's when it started and they go zero gravity.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
These are insane?

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
My bed does I have one of those sleep number
beds and there's a position called zero g It.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
Releaves all what do they tried to sell me on
that thing while I was in there?

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
They did the whole soft credit check and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Yeah. Cool, right, it's super cool, but I feels so good.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
I didn't have the balls to say, like, okay, I'm
gonna leave now.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Think about it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
The whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I thought that was like a like a feature where
you have like the massage, like the vibrator massage.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
No, it hasn't even started.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Oh the middle button is oh yeah, one side and
the other on the heater.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Oh yeah that's not Oh yeah, no, I'm feeling the massage.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
What was your name?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Morgan?

Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
Morgan? So that's kind of like a more massage so
you can kind of feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Like that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
Yeah, she threw me off.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
She's like, what's your name again? Security panicked.

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
I guess when you have a situation like that, someone's
just orgasming in your showroom, you just keep asking questions.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Can we go back to one thing? Buying a couch
on credit? Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
Well, I mean this had wireless.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
This is like if you're getting a cloud from our
h I mean, how else you can't take? No interest.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Five years would say, it's Morgan's here. This is a
round of moregasms where we sent her into different places
and she tries to see how just uncomfortable she can
be while making the employees they're uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
It was an ice cream store. She's been to a
bunch of other different places. Now it's the furniture store.
She shopping for a couch. I sure, I am a recliner,
and here's another employee.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
I'm looking for something maybe that has cup holders. Do
you have couches that have that?

Speaker 9 (01:25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I think that's really classy. Probably fabric. We does it
only come in this color?

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
To color?

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Do you see the chair?

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Want to sit down with me? This feels nice?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Is this a popular one? Oh yeah, I can finish
on this one for sure. Oh my god, oh this
one here? Oh, this one's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Do you ever sit down in these when you're tired?

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's good.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
I can totally finish on this one.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
I can only know so many different ways. I've still
had to agreative.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Good couch.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Sign. Let's get the no payments?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Oh oh wow?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's good.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Cover Henry is a din to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
I recommend to protection plan for five years.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Something you dropped the stay recovered.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Let's let's say perhaps you leave snail trail.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
They cover that. That's a pretty good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
If you break your cup holder, yeah, well say you
are squarter, Yeah, you'll say.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
We take it out Scotch guard. So shout out to
that guy. He was very friendly as well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Yeah, so how did you leave it? Just oh, I'll
think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Well, I did the whole soft credit check and I
got a pre approved for a certain amount of money.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
I'm not sure you preapproved for Well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
I had to ask for a certain amount of money,
so I don't know if I can have a proof
of war. But I got a profer fifteen k What
does a plug in for these days? The one that
the fancies one I was looking at it was like
thirty five hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
Wait, you got a proof for fifteen thousand dollars for
a couch?

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Well, well, they think they were selling me the couch
and the zero gravity mattress.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Oh that's fifteen grand.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Yeah, they're not gonna they're not gonna clear just for
the amount of one thing, because they're gonna want to say, oh,
we're gonna buy this couch. Well you need to get
this coffee table and kept.

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Saying your sleep is so important to us, to us,
we care.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
The care, the goodness of our heart.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
So wow, shout out to those two employees that entertained
me for a good twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
But you entertained them ninety five, says you know, they
immediately cleaned everything. She said on that are sniffed it.
You know, I think the woman probably cleaned up everything,
and I think the guy was probably wait wait, wait, wait,
hold on, let me thank a leave protection plan. Yeah,
I said, Jesus Christ Morgan, there are kids in the car,
that's your problem.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Yeah, Morgan. In fact, I even played a little preview
of what we're in for them kids. Exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
We're gonna take it. We're gonna take a break. Mart
nice work more.

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
I'm sweating.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
He's an embecile. He's our embecile.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Now show morgass Morgan having a great time. Awesome at
the furniture store. She loved its.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Looking for something maybe that has cup holders? Do you
have coushes to have that?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Yeah? We had.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
I think that's really classy. Probably fabric. Does it only
come in this color?

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
To color?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Do you see that?

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
Chirp?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Oh my god, you want to sit down on me.
This nice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
So funny. Now what's she actually having? No, No, she wasn't.
Maybe maybe she did. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
I mean, did you find yourself getting turned down by
the smell of all that fresh leather?

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:29:30):
Oh yeah, well I'll keep that a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
That's a mystery for the audience.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
In our ongoing quest to help Sammy better differentiate between
guys who are just being nice and actual creeps. Uh huh,
comes this example. This guy in New Orleans who got arrested.
He was caught masturbating inside of a display shed the
Lowe's Home improvement store.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
Right, so which one is he?

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
You know, you know how they have the display sheds
set up in the parking lot there so you can
kind of take a look. See, well there he will
as this one unsuspecting person peeked inside.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
You know, it took a look.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Oh there's a guy tugging I've been tempted in the
garden tool section.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Maybe this There was a sign on it it said
Jackshack or something.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
So the cops arrived. They found him on his back,
the pants around his angles. There was an open tub
of vasiline next to him. Who hed he went there
clearly with the plan and waited long enough for the
cops to show up, And yeah, he was charged with obscenity,
taken off to jail.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Those guys, right, that's their thrill.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
I guess yeah, because otherwise someone cracked the door, you'd
be like, oh, I'm out of here, someone's here.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
Lookin tools five oh five. And the morgasm segment goes
to show that women can get away with a lot more.
If the dude went into the same thing, you'd be
on a list right now. Absolutely, yeah. And they never
said anything to you, right, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
They ran her credit.

Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
They wanted me to buy it, get her out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
I'll tell you what, that credit was the only thing
soft that soft pull on our credit report. That just
means it doesn't affect your credit.

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Right, I know, that's that's what they told me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Anyways.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Soft pool anything soft pull and a hard pool hard
in court.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Yeah, Like, if you're getting a card, they'll do a
hard pool. More showed next, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
It is Monday week from today's Memorial Day, a week
from today, and we're gonna be on the Woody Show Cruise.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
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A get qualified to win your own seven nights Alaskan
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Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Gina's been packing for a month.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
I have literally my wife has too. She's been they
and by the way, I think they've all been talking.
I think Sammy, Gina and my wife have all been
communicating about what are you bringing?

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
Did you see this one discussion?

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
What could you possibly need different than stuff for the
for the weather?

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Because it's been popular coats?

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
See I do now they do? Now? Yeah, exactly right
me new coats.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
I'm bringing the same coat that I always want to do,
all new stuff. Today is May nineteenth. It is Celebrate
your Elected Officials Day, Greg, which is exactly what Greg
has been against. We got to stop treating these elected
officials like celebrities. They're celebrities of their employees Sea Bass.
Today is Hepatitis testing Day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Uh, don't need it, already got the vaccine. Yeah, but
do you still get tested for all the STD stuff.
It's been a little while, but yeah, I've been negative.
Wait I got the A and b Uh I didn't
know they had a vaccine for hepatitis.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Oh yeah what? Oh yeah, HPV has something.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
Wait, I think I had to get those when I
the first time I traveled to like Greece's to get
all of them.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
Today's Plant Something Day. It's National Devil's Food Cake Day,
Candid and it's the beginning of National Vegetarian Week, National
Volunteering Week, and Learning at Work Week. So let's learn,
for example, what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Well Live Nation. You know those people that put on
the concerts and stuff. They're having another ticket promotion. They've
been doing this for the past couple of years. It's
called the thirty dollars Ticket Summer. It starts tomorrow. Over
one thousand concerts the nationwide will be available. So we're
talking about things like the Offspring, the Black Keys, Popper
Roach Rise against Avril Lavigne, weird al Yankovic, Picta, Billy Idle, Halsey, Nelly,

(01:33:51):
Cindy Lapper. Yeah again. It all starts tomorrow at livenation
dot com, so make sure you check that out. This
is what was kind of happening as we were leaving
for the weekend. But did you hear Tommy Lee and
his wife Brittany have broken up? Guys, they've been married
for six years. She says it's because he can't stop

(01:34:13):
won't stop drinking and that penis though, ye peniss that
at least keep it around for six years And another show.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
We interviewed her a long time ago, and she made
it pretty clear at the time that there is a
an ironclad prenup that it does not include her walking
away with all of his stuff. So I think they
just go their separate ways.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Nice. Yeah, and I know she's been out there like
doing her own thing for a while, so I think
she'll be okay. But the other thing is, I didn't
like he get messed up and then his son beat
his ass.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
I forgot about that. Yes, Tommy son beat him up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Yes, he's had some issues for a while, But people
first notice drama in the relationship because Tommy unfollowed her
on Instagram always sign. Now another relationship that's actually going
well that I'm sure she's going to keep it going
as long as she can. That would be Lauren Sanchez.
You know, the woman that is marrying Jeff Bezos from Amazon,

(01:35:11):
the joker who Jeff Bezos Lawrence has face. Oh yeah,
I saw that. Now. I can't hate the lips and
the cheek thing. It's it's carved up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Somebody somebody said that now I cannot see it. And
then the other one that I can't escape now, Greg
and you're gonna hate this is the killer's mister Brightside.
And they say, if you listen to with your eyes
closed and you think Jerry Seinfeld one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
And I've been doing just fun, absolutely like it. Now
I'm looking at Lauren can he again.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Yeah, I mean she's super in shape though, I mean, yeah,
the baudy is nice. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
But anyways, she's in Paris because she's having some bacherette
facillit festivities and she dined with a bunch of celebrities
at a place called Lafayette's Paris Rest. And I'm just
telling you right now, if I'm having like some wedding festivities.
I'm not going to Paris, Dude, food is straight up trash.
The only thing that's like good is the Steak and Fritz.

(01:36:11):
They have good sandwiches, they have good desserts. They do
have McDonald's and KFC, but that's about it. So that's
gonna be the last place. So I'm going to go
if I'm celebrating some celebrating my wedding, shot the free
go eat. Shout out to Fritz, Dude so good aka
French Fries. Kind of all right, this story actually talking
about food. This story actually interested me because I walked

(01:36:32):
by this place about two weeks ago.

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Dona Tella Frasachi another person that you might want to
look up. What she looks like SeaBASS. She is the
sister of Naci, who created the clothing brand Fsaci. Anyways,
every time every time I'm in Miami, I go to
the Fisaci Mansion, which is now a restaurant and hotel.
But don't worry, it's not like crazy expensive. It's like

(01:36:57):
going to your average steakhouse on cost. But when I
was there two weeks ago, I was walking around the
corner and there's a place called Donnatella's right, and instantly
when I saw it, I'm like, oh, Donna Tella Fsashi
opened a restaurant. No, it's not her, and she's pissed
about it because she's like, she doesn't own the name. Yeah,
she doesn't own the name. But she's like, we know

(01:37:19):
what you're doing. You open up this restaurant right next
to the Fisashi that's good, yeah, exactly what her statement
I found kind of weird because she's like, you're making
money off a tragedy and that's not cool, right, But
I'm like, you were cool that the house, you're you're
cool with this restaurant that's been around for like over

(01:37:41):
ten plus years. But this place that she she wants
to make a statement that her family has no part
of this Donatella restaurant out Miamivich. You're going to a
Fisashi family facility. I mean that's what I go to
Miami for. Yeah. Anyways, one other thing. Billy finally addresses

(01:38:02):
people bashing what she wore at the met gala. Guys,
I wait to hear her response. Her responses, Uh, dude,
I wasn't even there. That was all ai and fake. Really,
she wasn't there. Digit she kept on here. Yeah, she
kept on here like, oh, we hate what you wore
to the met gala. She just like they didn't even
go to the met gala. All fake photos. Yeah, so

(01:38:25):
pay attention when you're looking at people. You can have it.
You can still tell stuff is AI sometime.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
Okay, So what I thought, what I thought was really
funny the first couple of times that theo Vaughn did it,
and now everybody is doing and all the comedians are
doing it. The baby stuff, the baby AI videos where
they have like a baby version of themselves. It looks
like the e Trade baby remember that total And they
have just part of their podcast or whatever pumped into
the program that makes it look like a baby version

(01:38:52):
of themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
But that stuff will last for about two weeks and
then it'll be all the nice thing because before that
was the people that are dressed up as action figures.
That's the baby thing.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Yeah, I think I think this baby thing has more
staying power than the action figure things.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
When they did this Sopranos one, I got that sent
to me a thousand times like a bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Yeah, yeah, I think we'll have a new thing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Yeah, I'm looking at these Billie eilish Ai photos and
they that's as real as it could be.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Yeah, I mean that's it does look real. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
I first off, I don't care, but I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
But that's there's no way I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
That's yeah, it's it's more and more difficult to figure
it out too. Oh good, it's time.

Speaker 8 (01:39:29):
Showy time again.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Full of your birthday. We won't stage like kid birthdays.
And you know what, we don't do porn over a day.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Starking with these celebrities heavy birthday to SNL Weekend Update ruler.
Michael Jay is forty two years old Today, Hell yeah.
Laney Wilson country singer. She's on Yellowstone. She plays Abby,
who is the girlfriend of Ryan the ranch Hand. In
real life, she's engaged to former NFL quarterback Duck Hodges.
Laney Wilson is thirty three. Former NBA stud Kevin Garnett

(01:40:02):
is forty nine. Marsh Mellow, the DJ, musician, producer, and
wear of a giant helmet that looks like a marshmallow,
is thirty three.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Today.

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
YouTuber dancer, pop singer and outspoken muff diver.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
Jojo Siwa Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
Formerly yeah, yeah, oh that's right, Yeah yeah, She's a
recovering vajiholic. Good Sam Smith who used to be and
seems so cool and chill. He took a hard left
into the land of weird for sake of being weird
land that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
Sam Smith is thirty three today. Ex NBA thug Bill Lambier,
remember him moves the big white guy in the early
nineties Detroit Piston teams. He was known at the times
the dirtiest player in the NFL or the NBA. Do
you remember that guy, not the name, Yeah, google Bill
Lamber nineties Pistons. You remember seeing this guy because it
was like those those those Pistons teams. Many were they

(01:40:56):
were rough, they were good, but they would fight. Bill
Lambier is sixty eight today. Next year is gonna be
a fun birthday? Yeah, will I kind of recognize that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Archie Manning, the former New Orleans States quarterback who seed
spawned paydon Eli Manning. He's seventy six and old school
rocker Pete Townsend is eighty years old today, and your
porn of birthday is Nellie Kent and today's birthday girl.
She's handled more meat than a grocery store deli worker.
She's been in two hundred and fifty one fine films,
including Hey, No Kissing, I have a boyfriend? Yeah Okay,

(01:41:31):
from Feet Massages to Lesbian Sex Volume one, she was
in Wife Fights for her right to threesome.

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
I love that song.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Also Curvy Nellie Kent embarks on her first anal quest.
She was in Anal Elegance Volume seven Elegant and who
can forget her unfrigetable role in Busty Slutt takes it
in the butt. That's Nellie Kent, who's twenty eight years
old today. And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Monday morning look or what's happening

(01:42:02):
around the world of entertainment here on the Woodies Show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Is sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
Oh, that's gonna do it for Monday morning. Oh, I
was going to get that first day of the week
out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
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Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Yes, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Also tomorrow here on the Woody Show, another game. I
think it's gonna be Gina's turn for her game for
her five hundred dollars prize.

Speaker 6 (01:43:11):
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
So we've just challenged everybody today it was a menace.
Tomorrow it's gonna beat Gina. They have a five hundred
dollars budget to pick a prize that they think that
you the Woody Show listeners will really gonna love, and
that's your chance to win. With the game that goes
along with it, they also come up with so that
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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
Please. If you shop at a store that labels lettice
as gluten free, they might as well label bananas as boneless.
Does that really happen?

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
I see stuff that doesn't even contain gluten and they
make a point of saying glutens I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Agree, Yeah, they get that.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
I've seen all so that says fat free on the label.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
H yeah, oh, anything anything to make it look you know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
This let us has no glue. Call it the health halo.
Have you heard that?

Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
Like, yeah, something that doesn't necessarily need something like that,
they put the health halo on it. So when people
see it, they go, oh, this must be good for me.
You look at candy like Twizzlers and stuff, it will
say fat free. Yeah, it's like, all right, that's not
the issue here.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
All natural.

Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
Yeah, it's got a billion grams of sugar. It's not
the fat all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch it back here on Tuesday. Have a
great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
I quit this bitch.