FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 20th 2025 Podcast

Gina's Game, News Headlines, Halfbaked Calls Von & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You are.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A Good morning everybody, it is Tuesday. It's May twentieth,
twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, wedding.
That's Greg Gory. Hi, Menace, good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Good morning Woody.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
There's Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Sea Mass is here.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yes, there's Sammy to his left.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Hello, We've got Morgan here. She's taking your call. She's
our associate producer. Phone number is eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. We got the bored. We got Menji
in the Woody Show production department. We've got Von, our
video producer.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
He's here.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I know because you can smell him when he comes in. Yeah,
and also because he just walked in here and put
the shades down as he does every morning. That's how
we know he's he's here and ready to go. Mention you,
by the way, getting a lot of great feedback from
getting to know Menji segment last week.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
That guy.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, Yeah, they were like Oh, it's good to have
a Salvadorian. Yeah, my Salvadorian brother.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, slashback, skin slash back.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
But people are really, i think, latching onto the Salvadorian
side of things. Well, based on the comments, here's the rarity.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well you know they said this is a new Randy
because Randy Salvadorian, full Salvey, full salve.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah. But yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
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(02:19):
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Speaker 4 (02:23):
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Speaker 5 (02:29):
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(02:50):
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(03:10):
woodieshow dot com coming.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Up on the show today.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Speaking of prizes, Gena's turn for the game yesterday it
was MENACE's game that will they know a game which
is it was crazy? How original I was?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
It was? Yeah, I love original game.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
And he had the electric bike that we gave away.
Also some speaking of Vaughn, something pretty funny. He had
a conversation with Half Baked, like half they just started.
I guess they're friends now.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, So half Big got Vaughn's number because Vaughn would
let him into the building when he would visit us,
and he just calls him randomly.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I don't even know if half Baked know that Vaughn
recorded this conversation. It was not like one is I'm
gonna call you, We're gonna talk, so we put it
on the air kind of.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
What does he want to chat about?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I don't know, so Greg, this student over in England
they had to clear the place out because the kid
brought in a World War eleven grenade. Oh God, for
show and tell us smart you hear about this every
once in a while. The teachers quickly called the police.
They brought in the bomb squad to check it out.
The bomb squad took the redated way did it all

(04:16):
controlled explosion thing to get rid of it. But I
guess I guess it.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Was okayed the bobbies, Yeah right, the bomb bobbies.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, no one got hurt. School closed for the day.
So that kid's a hero with all the other kids. Yeah,
of course, which is which is nice?

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Something you'd probably like clear with your parents before bringing
it in. See pretty dumb.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I don't know and tell maybe it was the last
Man thing, because here here's once your kids know where
something is like, you gotta be you gotta be ready
for the fact that they're going to go and there.
If it's something of interest to them, they will go
back and they'll check that out.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Especially if you say, no matter what you do, touch this.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, and fans of the current Star Wars theme season
of Fortnite, they become really uh obsessed with this AI
Darth Vader. Because we talked about this, like, how's this
gonna work going forward? The estate of James Earl Jones
made a deal where they can have all this new
Darth Vader audio that they can create for something like this,
like for the Fortnite Star Wars thing, putting people like

(05:12):
Greg out of a job. Yeah, but I mean, hey, dude,
you know what like James Earl Jones is Darth Vader.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh, he always will be.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah, And like if they could have done that, I
guess they could now because there's so much audio of
like Jim Henson doing the Kermit voice, because every Kerment
since Jim Henson has sucked. Yeah, you can always sound right.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't know why they just don't do that.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I mean, this is not super important, right, We're talking
about the Muppets here, we're talking about Darth Vader. But
at the same time, it's just it is what it is.
That's the thing about cartoon characters. They never get old,
they never die. Yeah, or like fictional characters, they never
they died.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
They're making money.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
I'm glad you brought that up, though, because I have
said this for years. I know it's easier not to.
But why isn't there one animated series on there that
ages the characters every season like a human being. I
would love to see that. I've been thinking about this forever.
Should have that.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, shouldn't there be like a point age? So like
Family Guy, Yeah, Homer Simpson has been the same age.
Bart Maggie has been in die Per since you know,
day one.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Let them grow up?

Speaker 10 (06:15):
Sounds like what gen needs to watch the newer episode
of Beavis and butthead.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Oh yeah, okay, thank you?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
They have gotten older.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yes, And I like and we've made AI greg Gory
before we had a whole week remember where he did
as you could bring him back?

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah, a I Gregory has made some phone calls to
the dentist.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I believe right that sound that was that was pre
sound bar Gregory. That was Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
But hey, I mean I guess it's something you should embrace.
I mean, it's not going anywhere. And you know, my
wife was saying like, oh man, I hate this AI thing.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
You you can.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
Ignore it all you want, hate it all you want,
but it's not going anywhere.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
You might as well figure out, like Hornet, learn it
how it can be useful, Like you can use it
for so many different things. How can it be useful
in your life?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
What can make something easier or make something that used
to be really tedious make it work for good no
longer be something that you're like, no, no, no problem.
And I understand like we are certainly in an industry
or whatever where we're.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Behind the gun. What's that we're behind the gun. We're susceptible.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
We're susceptible. But like the good thing is coming around
about now because like it's time to retire.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Had been like ten fifteen years ago, dude.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Now it's like I'll write it out as long as
I can and then when that day comes with like
oh hey, AI Woody, maybe maybe there's something, not the
kind of deal that I'm sure James Earl Jones is
a state guy, but like something something they want to
use where it's like an AI generated Woody show.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Feel free and I can sleep in and I'm you.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Know, I'm pushing fifty and I'm like, okay, you know what,
not not such a bad Uh. Maybe he forgets your
birth control, Morgan, Yeah, exactly. Start poking holes in that diet, friend, they.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Start your diaphragms.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Hell yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
That's what I always got mixed up with. I U
d was diaphragm.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
What about the sponge sponge worthy?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Wasn't it like a foam or something that went with that?
Or am I thinking about something different?

Speaker 6 (08:17):
This is way before my time, but that was the
sign bold thing. Yeah, it's not sponge worthy.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, but I'm thinking about there were some kind of
like foam. Maybe you put it in your diaphragm. I
don't know, I don't know, spermicidle foam.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
That's why.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Is it like what you used to seal up cracks
around windows and doors, like the stuff that like expands
its yellow, yellow yellow. Yeah, you're becoming too much of
a whore.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, just you know, seal up, seal it shut.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Flex seal ready.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
You want to burner medium rare burger medium rare. Bitch
so neaty because I'm Russian's honestly don't.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
It's another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
It's May twentieth, twenty twenty five, Woody greg Manni hey
se Mass. We got Sammy Morgan's taken tow calls eight
seven seven forty four Wooding send us a text check
in two to nine eighty seven. We have Gena's five
hundred dollars prize. Ye So again, yesterday was menace. He
had that e bike that he gave away with that game.

(09:30):
It was very original. I love we never we never
heard anything like it before.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, will they know it? Yeah right?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, But anyway, gave away the e bike yesterday. What's
the prize that you have? Would you choose?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
I chose a tragger grill. Oh right, they are my favorite.
I have had two of them, and this one is
like kind of more of a portable one. And so
it says on the website, the Tailgater. It's the Tailgator
delivers wood, pellet, smoker, performance and a compact package. The
perfect companion for tw hilgates camping and other outdoor adventures.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, those tregger grills, I've never used one. I've seen them,
and I've heard a lot about that from a lot
of my buddies who loved grilling and stuff, and the.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Pellet grills are often We've had two of them.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
So you have a chance to win that trigger grill
with Gina's contest, which is coming up this hour. That
was the thing this week I was giving different people
on the show. You have a five hundred dollars budget,
find a prize that you think our audience would be
really into that. You can give a chance to win
with a game that you come up with, And we
got that game from Menace yesterday. Gene's got her game.
We'll have that this hour. You're on the Woody Show.

(10:33):
Every once in a while you see something you're like, damn,
I wish I would.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Have thought of that. Oh yeah, almost daily.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, whether it's a product or in this particular case. Man,
when they do the joke swap on SNL Weekend Update,
the best, Like, dude, where the hell was that idea?
How come we couldn't have had that idea? Yeah, Well,
it's more about the execution. Those guys are just so good.
Well I know, but like where you're right jokes for

(11:01):
another person?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well, we kind of.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Did that kind I was gonna say, we kind of
did that when we sent Half Baked to that open
mic night with the jokes that we wrote or you know,
collective the we wrote for him.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah that was awesome.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, it was fun. But you know SNL have
been doing uh that bit. But I love I put
them on the same level.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, right, I love when they do that.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
But they just did it because it was the season
finale and they have to, you know, write the jokes
for each other. Dude, Michael Ja is brutal, he's savage.
He's so good. I love it. Colin's good too, but
like man, Michael Ja really goes in what he makes. Uh,
Colin read those jokes. Here's here's some of that from

(11:44):
this week.

Speaker 11 (11:44):
It's SNL's fiftieth season. So I want to take a
moment to say something to our boss Lorne Michael Lorn retire, bitch,
let me run the show.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Wow out the gay Colin. Well, let's just tell you
a first joke. How about that? Oh I get to
do another?

Speaker 12 (12:08):
Yeah, yeah, tell a joke.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Man.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
CBS has premiered the first hour long daytime soap opera
with a predominantly black cast. It'll air when black people
are home from work twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Since you like that, here's another.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
CBS has premiered the first half hour long daytime soap
opera with a predominantly black cast. It's called All My
Children Don't Know Who They're Daddy.

Speaker 12 (12:45):
Moving there to there, trying to stop teenagers from screaming
and throwing popcorn during the Minecraft scene with the chicken
jockey because some of us are trying to masturbate.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Seriously, Minecraft was a great movie.

Speaker 12 (12:59):
I have been that excited since I saw a white
woman drink unattended.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Exciting for you.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Someng psychologists saying adults can reduce stress by returning to
a childhood hobby, which is why I returned to my
favorite childhood hobby, topping off priests with my pretty little mouth.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
See it's like, dude, Michael Jay, like the ones that
Colin has, Like dude, those are.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Milds compared to the oh my god, brutal so set.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Anyway, So one from a previous round of the of
the joke swap was when he made that joke about
the Rby's roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Do you remember that.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Costco or yeah, whatever, the Costco roast beef sandwich and
saying that you know this is what you see at
home or you Yeah. So anyway, Michael Jay apologized to
Joe Hanson, who was there.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know, I told another joke.

Speaker 12 (14:03):
I want to take this opportunity to apologize to someone
I heard, Scarlett, can you come out here?

Speaker 11 (14:11):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (14:12):
I just you know, last time we did jokes swap,
I met Colin do some tasteless jokes comparing your vagina
to Costco roast beef.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yes, I remember that.

Speaker 12 (14:23):
The fact is I was just lashing out because I'm jealous.
I've never even seen a human vagina. And notice I
said human because I once spent the summer on a farm.
You feel me, You feel me.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Embarrassed about my own body.

Speaker 12 (14:42):
I can't even take my hoodie off during sex because
I have more nipples than a pregnant dog.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
So funny, I've heard that about you, and apparently it was.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
The whole thing was according to the text, and it
makes sense. It was Colin's idea. I guess it was
his pleasy the head rider. Yeah, and then just Michael cha,
it is just that much more brtle about it, which
it did. So fun I mean it's kind of somebody
point in the text, it's kind of like interviewer lette,
we write it's the.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Greatest thing they do on SNL. You guys all.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Watched pop Culture Jeopardy on Amazon Prime like I did, right,
host hosted by Colin Jost, who is a shockingly fantastic
game show host. I can see that, and not that
he would ever reduce himself to making that his full
time gig, but he was great reduce himself.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
I thought that was like a dream of.

Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yours, of normal people like me. Yeah, but not a
list people who are married to a list people.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
He was good. I'm sure he was. But because he's
never done anything outside.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Of well he's okay, so maybe not a famous he's
famous married to somebody.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
If Alec Baldwin can do match Game, he can do
Jeopardy as your.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Way into like all the SNL stuff, improv comedy kind
of stuff of the recent generation of the SNL cast members.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
Who are your favorites of the cast members themselves? Well,
go back to updates, uh, I would say, I love
these two guys doing update of the cast members. Gosh,
there hasn't been a great cast member in a while.
I'm trying to think. I mean, I like a lot
of the guys and girls gales on there same I
do like the the crew, do not destroy them. Yeah,

(16:18):
the guys, they are the new Lonely Island guys. They
do the little mini videos.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Historically, who are your historic?

Speaker 10 (16:25):
I mean Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, all the all the
names you would associate the normal ones.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
You know, Sandler was good, but we say the ones
that we hate the most.

Speaker 10 (16:34):
Yeah, Micky Day, the dork, the long hair, Kyle Mooney,
he's yeah, God make it stop. Keenan Thompson's great, obviously
that he's been around for so many years. All of
her characters, I guess the current one who I like
who's not always great is that the the stupid stupid

(16:55):
hipster chicks. Sarah Sherman, who does all like this, the
quirky weird stuff, also does some stuff with She's really good. Yeah,
Like her stuff is kind of like always like super
gross or odd or disturbing. But again, it is hitt
and miss And if that's the only thing you got,
it gets old.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Pretty Yang dude and Yang we get it, Dude, we
get it. You don't like him because he's gay. Yes,
that's it.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
You mentioned Kristen Wig. Do you think she's underrated or
properly rated. I think she's so underrated.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh I thought when she was on SNL and everything,
she was properly rated.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
She was the star for even as a dramatic actor,
which is probably awesome.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
The best combo recently was Bill Hayter and meant The
Last Man on Earth for well forte together. Those two
with being there at the same time, was really good.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
That's about it. That's pretty good. That's pretty pretty solid.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, because everybody's kind of like, oh, I feel like
since I've known about SNL, the line about is SNL
sucks now?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, no matter what, it's cool to say.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
That, But I'm saying it's been that way for decades, right,
So that would be that the show has never been
good because everybody says it no matter you know what
day and age you're in, what generation of casts, and like, oh, well,
it's not like when Sandler was there. Oh, it's not
like when Belushi was there, and then go back.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
To the it's just cool. Well, it's fine. I watch
it every week. Marcelo too. I like Hernandez.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Oh yeahs solid I say. James Franco did a behind
the scenes video of S and Now and they did
an interview about Dust that question that what he brought up,
and they said, across the board, it's whoever was on
when you were in junior high in high school is
who you love. It's very much correlated to music tastes,
because that's when you were.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Like, wow, this is Oh, look at what these guys
are doing. It's all this.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
The only difference is only one of us was right,
and we were with Chris farre Will Ferrell right everywhere
says that.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
Yeah, I would say the worst. I mean, you go
back to the Dead Years in nineteen eighty to eighty
five when outside except for Eddie Murphy, when uh Laura
Michaels had left the cast or left the producing the show,
and they kind of brought in everybody and there are
some very famous names in there, uh Julie Louis dry
Fiss and so on and so forth. But outside Baddi Murphy,
that's when the show almost got canceled. Was eighty to

(19:06):
eighty five.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
Anthony they were all, well, yeah she was later, but
they were all in there in the segment.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
But the best. You're absolutely right. Yeah it was Chris Farley,
Adam Sandler, Norm McDonald.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, I can't be by shutouts.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
By the way, to Scarlett Johanson's boobs, those mom boobs, wow,
after she's had that kid recently.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Such a feminist thing to say, as the leading feminist
on the show, celebrating her boss, celebrating.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
A woman and motherhood.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Okay, that's what you focus on, though it's kind of strength.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Eight.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Do we need contestants for your game?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Gina?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
We need contestants at least. Let's let's fill it up.
But I think we'll probably get through one, two or
three those are the options.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Okay, uh so, Morgan, get at least at least three,
at least three people. Let's go for just in case. Okay,
just in case we need a fourth.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Eight, seven, seven, forty four. What are you playing for?
The tragger grill, the pellet. That's the five hundred dollars
prize that Gina picked down for you this morning. You
have a chance to win. And what's the name of
the game.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
The game is Pro Wrestler or serial Killer.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh okay, all.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Right, all right, Pro Wrestler or serial Killer?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Love serial it loves all that crime stuff.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
All great.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
The wood Show.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
And I had a handful of people here on the
show that I've given a five hundred dollars budget too,
and I said, hey, like yesterday minutes, Hey menace, here's
five hundred bucks. Go find a prize that you think
the Woodie Show audience would really love to win. That way,
it changes the prize up every day because now today
it's a Gina's turn. And Gina picked a tragger grill,

(20:52):
the tailgater, Pellett grill. Those trigger grills are nice.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
They're awesome shot.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
They were doing like a demo at the at the
home depot.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Nice you see it? Actually?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah pretty cool?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, yeah, so you could you can win one of those.
And we have a game.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I said, hey, get a prize. Then you got to
come up with the game. We had Mence's Super Original
Game yesterday.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I know.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, today we have Gina and she's got a game.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
For us, and it's you trying to decide if it's
a pro wrestler or a serial killer. We know how
much she loves serial killers.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
You know, just a lot of crazy nicknames out there
for famous people, for infamous people. So today, we're going
to give a list of those nicknames and ask you
pro wrestler or serial killer?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
All right, eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. Somebody said, well, we got
to get bored involved in this one, but oh yeah,
he would know immediately.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yeah, he doesn't get to win either.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
What does he get to win?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
But if you know, we asked him first, what do
you think? You know how we guessed with the dyq
whether the drunk person is going to get it? He
would say right away, whether it was a wrestler.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Well, we have a few extra rounds, so maybe we
can throw a feard a board out.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah yeah, all right, let's say hi to Crystal. Hey,
good morning Crystal.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
How are you? Crystal? Hold on? Hold on phone issue, guys,
hold on, click.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Over here, go over here, Crystal. There we go, Hi Crystal.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hia.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
All right, so is it a pro wrestler or a
serial killer? You gotta get a two out of three
right in order to win?

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yes, the first one, hell's bell pro wrestler or serial killer?
Serial killer? That is correct, Yes, serial killer. Her name
was Belle Gunnis and she was nicknamed Hell's Bell in
the late nineteenth century. Norwegian serial killer a bitch number two?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
What was there?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
What was you know?

Speaker 9 (22:48):
Like?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
What they're they a lot of people?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
But did they have like he was responsible for the
deaths of several men who visited her farm. Oh so,
a bit of a farm seductress.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Like what was there?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Like there'signature? Don't kind of a signature?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Her signature was they go missing at the farm. She's
a farm hand exactly. All right, all right, Crystal, you're
so far you have a you have one.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Here we go, all right.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Charlie chop Off.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Charlie chop Off. Is that the name of a pro
wrestler or a serial killer.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Wrestler?

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Charlie chop Off is a serial killer given the name
in killing people in New York. I think it was
by shooting.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I was like calling a fat guy tiny, right, had
nothing to do with chopping.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
I wonder if any serial killer out there it gets
pissed off at their nickname.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
I hope they do.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
They are humiliated.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
You don't want to you don't want it to be cool.
You don't want them to feel good about it.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
All right, we have one more for Crystal. And if not,
we'll move on to the next collar.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
But if she gets it, break bake or break. Here
we go, Crystal.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
The nickname is the Mongolian stomper.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
The Mongolian stomper is at a serial killer or a
pro wrestler.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Wrestler that is a pro wrestler.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
All right, Crystal, Congratulations, you have won.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Yourself a tailgateror pellet grill. Have a wonderful summer grilling,
and it's an awesome prize.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
You're probably gonna have her husband.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Hie. Crystal, thanks for listening the WOI show. Hang on,
we'll get your information.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Okay, great, thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
You want to do another one?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Is it Aja?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Asa Asa, ASA, Good morning, Asa, good morning.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
All right.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
So, uh, I'm gonna put another grill up for grabs.

Speaker 10 (24:58):
Wow, let's get let's get nuts, dude, this is crazy,
getting crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
All right, another grill up for grabs, another round of
is it a pro wrestler or a serial killer?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Alright? Asa?

Speaker 6 (25:09):
First one alligator man, pro wrestler or serial killer?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
No, no, no, I'm going as serial killer.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
ASA, That is correct, serial killer? Serial killer nineteen thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
We feed people to an alligator. Oh, that's maybe we
can guess maybe that's how we disposed the way to
do it. That'd be a great way to do.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
It, ye, season a righteous Gemstones.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
I'm very sorry to say that.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I don't know if you.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
Also called the Bluebeard of South Texas. So they have
alligators in Texas? Right, sure, okay, but I think he
probably just had really.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Dry alligator man had. Yeah that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, yeahs whever they're coming up with the nick it's
all about skincare and well people.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Did not have a dewey glow. Yeah, they also look
at yeah, yeah, alright, you have one.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Let's see if you get the next one, serial killer
or pro wrestler.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Abdullah the butcher, Abdullah the butcher?

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Is that a pro wrestler or a serial killer?

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
That is that is a really corny name. We're gonna go.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
I'm gonna go a wrestler on that one.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
That is, as you have won yourself a trager grill.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Well done, all right, so hang on one second, we
will get all your information. Enjoy yourself the new trigger
tailgator grille.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
All right, thanks you guys, all right, welcome.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Abdulla still around. I think I saw him at wrestle
con this year. Really, he's very old. Yeah, oh yeah,
wrestler is not known for longevity.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
No, no, no, board you know these dudes, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
A butcher of course goes his signature move.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Oh god, I don't remember what his signature move, but
I just remember that he bled all the time.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
He has scars oliver his head.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
He would get the last time I saw him wrestle,
but they took a bunch of like wooden sticks and
just jabbed him right into his uh, right to the
top of his head. It was just blood.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, he could, he could hold poker chips in the
divots in his head. And he was also known as
the Madman of Sudan.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah, he was a lot.

Speaker 10 (27:24):
That was back in the eighties when like all the
bad guys were all Middle Eastern and we knew who
they were.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Him and Iron, She told whatever Sergeant Slaughter when he
turned also still at the wrestling conventions.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
He'll never stop one more.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
But are if we run out of grills, they sell more, right.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
I mean I think they have more than Wow. All right,
let's go to rain grills.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Morning Katie, good morning.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
All right, So is it a pro wrestler or a
serial killer. You got a tragger grill from Gina up
for grabs.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
All right, let's do this, Katie number one, pro wrestler
or serial killer.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Buzz sawyer buzz Sawyer.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Wrestler.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
That is correct.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Okay, we're gonna need answers, quicker, I know what you
pricks are doing.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
That's a good question. That's actually let me let me think.
Can I get the names again? Hold on, I don't Bill.
You're gonna need it.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Yeah, we're gonna need it within two seconds.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Right, No, you get three seconds total. Okay, all right,
here we go, Kate, next one pork chop rob.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
That is correct. I really thought this game was gonna
be tougher.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Budget. Sorry about that. That's right.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Well, hey, Katie gradations, you're a winner as well. Pro
wrestler or serial killer.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Hangout one second. We'll get all your information.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
That's how the game is. You're welcome. Let's uh, let's
go to Bort and see how he does. Okay, no
grill on the on the line, though, Bort. Oh darn,
we've exhausted our grill money for one day. We still
need money for the rest of the contest.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
We still have three more days of this.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Come on, guys, So that Pokemon cards. What else am
I gonna flip? I need a grilled sell?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
All right?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
The first one board is the industrial Maniac pro wrestler.
That is a serial killer.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Answer. I believed him, but.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
At least he's not cheating.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Number two Killer Kowalski wrestler.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
I'm gonna give him the last one again, the Beast
of Ukraine, Ukraine.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Oh wrestler, serial killer lost us. I don't know my
serial killers that well. I just sold their stuff. I
don't know them.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, but I would have figured, like you would have
recognized immediately if it was a wrestler. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
but there's a lot of indie wrestlers out there that
I don't know, that's true, And they have so many
different names, Like most indie wrestlers will have five or
six or seven different names to use different places.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Oh no, pseudonyms for their pseudonyms.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, like Orange Cassidy who's inn aw He also wrestles
as fire ants.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
All right?

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, can we give one more round?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
If anything, it'll prove if people were cheating or not.
Go ahead, that's the biggest wrestling fan I know loses
two rounds in a.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Row, then I know I've been taking my grills. That's true,
all right, boy, here we go, right the bedroom basher.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Bedroom basher. Uh, serial killer, it's got to be a
serial killer.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Correct, night demon wrestler, serial killer, ache or brain. And
lastly the cry baby cannon.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I gotta go wrestler for that one. That is correct.
All right.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I would say you're still taking for some of those
grills though, yeah, oh yeah, probably, yeah, for sure. I mean,
if there was a trigger grill on the line, wouldn't
you cheat? Woodie text us over to two to ninety seven.
The one my buddy, who I know is most in
the grilling, loves the Big Green Egg.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Oh yeah, which you were talking about for a decade.
That's another goal you can accomplish.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I've never wanted the big Green Egg. I've just wanted
the smoker.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, the big Green Egg is like, that's a lot
of work.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Okay, that's something you can And I don't even want
the traditional smoker. I want kind of one of these
pellet ones. I think the electric ones. You said it
blue tooth, yeah, yeah, right, I want to bluetooth it.
I don't want like a real man's smoker. I need
something that's kind of very metrosexual.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
You don't want you don't want to arrange bid.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
I need to word drops the pellets in there. That's
why I could just put like a pork shoulder in
there and then just come back hours later.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:10):
And how do you think that big Green Egg would
look in your backyard?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
I don't think you know what they are not. They
are not esthetically pleased.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
They are not.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
No, but my buddy swears by it and he does
all kinds of stuff. He's one of those guys who
will do like pizzas in there, because there's all kinds
of stuff that you can do.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
You could do desserts, you can do crim brewlet.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
You can do all kinds of stuff in that big I.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Have a friend who does like skillet desserts.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
And they do have a smaller one. It's almost like
a countertop.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Really for the studio. Yeah, that will burn the building down, Greg.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
They do have like they do have hutches and the
little things that you put your green green bag in
Green Big Egg in the.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Little we're rolling outdoor kitchen. You things. It seems necessary.

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Yes, well, a fourth inmate from that wild New Orleans
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Speaker 4 (39:32):
But six out of how many? Yeah? Six more yeah,
six still on the loose.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Okay, good, yeah, there including guys facing murder charges, so
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inside Holp made that jail break possible. The sheriff's getting
hammered with calls to resigned, but she says she's not
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There's up to twenty grand and reward money for each

(39:56):
fugitive still out there.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
You have these traps for him. Put you know, big
boxes up there with the stick propping it up, and
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You'll get every scumbag A great idea.

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Within a twenty mile radio and just set him up
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You'll get them. My question is, when you're on the
run like that, is it stressful or is it fun? Oh? Well,
how psychotic you are?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I think?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Well, we've got an update on that car bombing outside
the fertility clinic in Palm Springs, California. Turns out that
twenty five year old loser who was responsible for it
had a seriously messed up history. When he was nine,
he set his own house on fire, just like what Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
His death house on fire. Every boy played with fire,
just not burning down the house. But I mean or
the woods. But that was an accident. We didn't set
the woods on fire on purpose.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Meg, kids love fire, they do well.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
His dad says he was super impressionable and blames part
of it on the rough divorce seeing the mom had.
He used to be in the military, believed in some
dark pro mortalist stuff. We talked about that. Cops are
calling it terrorism. Still trying to figure out how he
built this bomb. Oh, and turns out he'd been posting
bomb videos and radioactive science experiments online for years.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, I saw some.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Of the videos, okay, and you get just a glimpse
of this loser.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
And how is this guy not on the list?

Speaker 10 (41:23):
He looks nuts, yes, I mean guess, skinny white guy
with crazy.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Long hair total like crazy.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Short hair, okay, short, crazy eyes, like emo, like playing
playing dress up.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
And well he's from a super tweaker area. Nothing's going on,
so he's probably just on the internet all day. True.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
And one well, speaking of that sea bass, you'll like this.
Coming from a chemical engineering background, he had a YouTube
channel that's been taken down showing homemade explosives and uranium.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, you ge Geiger exactly. That's good.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
But right before the bombing he posts did on a
suicide message board about a failed attempt using drugs and
a homemade device.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
So bye bye. It really sucks with the plans rid
of this person.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
This is somebody we needed.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
When I was old enough to stay home alone as
my mom would leave for the store or wherever. As
the cars pulling out of the driveway, I was going
for the mattress.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
That's so much. So fascinated the magnifying glass thing. Oh
we did, Yeah, dude, that was fun.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
And just to clarify for the people who are listening.
We didn't set out to torch the woods. We were
we were taking like just little things in e or
like a plastic bag, just to just to see, you know,
just experimenting and messing around. And next thing, you know,
because where we were in the woods doing this, it
was where the trunk had split to two, right, like

(42:49):
you know, there was one trunk going on all from
the same at the base they joined together, but the
one side had like fallen over and died years ago,
and so it kind of left this like bowled out,
you know inside. Yeah, and so yeah, could see like
a steel drum.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
They were like, oh, this is as good a place
as any just to burn stuff. Right next thing, you know,
the friggin flame goes up the trunk of the healthy
a live tree. Yeah, and uh yeah, the fire got.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
A couple of neighborhoods and cats.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
They very they were on very quickly.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But yeah, we're like freaked out.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
Oh yeah, but that was when Smokey the Bear was
very big.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Yeah. Don't you listen to smokycru the crime stopping down when.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
He went when he ran on collecting charity money for
himself to use on like comic books and candy.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
That was not an accident, So okay of choice was
pine needles. Oh that was your kindling.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Yes, that was I love using napkins. And then the
older you got. You used hair spray to spray on the.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Oh yeah, because you could do like a homemade We.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Did that in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
We did do that in the back.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Yeah, with the lights off so we could really see it,
all right. Well, Diddy's ex, Cassie Ventura, testified for four
straight days about her abusive relationship with him and how
it went on for over a decade. She says he
controlled her money and regularly beat her, forced himself on her.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
It isn't the same testimony every day.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I feel like every time she's been on, No, she's done.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
She's done now.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Her mom testifies today, and they had assistance and stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
No, but every day was something different.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
She read some pretty disturbing texts about mouthstores. She also
got a ten million dollar payout tied to a hotel
attack in twenty sixteen. Don Richard from Danity Kane and
what he Don't act like? You don't remember Danny Kane.
That was the making the band group that Diddy produced.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
All the girls.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
He also took the stand saying that she literally watched
Ditty punch Cassie in the stomach at a restaurant while Usher.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
And Neo just sat there.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Then Didty allegedly told her he'd kill her if she
ever told anybody. Another woman said he hit her with
a wooden hangar, tried to break into her place with
a hammer, then gave her thirty grand to shut up
about it. Even Ditty's old assistant said the vibe around
him was of total fear and control.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
They saw him try to hit her with a frying pan. Cassie,
he like he took a swing at her and then
just like threw it at her and kicked on the ground.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
So what what about Diddy? Do you love so much? Then?

Speaker 5 (45:10):
This is what I don't get, Like, you know all
this stuff, you say these things, but yeah, you're the
defender of Diddy.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Oh yeah, I mean interesting, so weird.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Well.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
President Biden's aggressive cancer diagnosis has surprised a lot of
medical experts. There are a lot of questions about how
this could have gone on for so long without anyone noticing.
Given the level of medical attention presidents get also prostate
cancer is usually detected through routine blood tests, which someone
Biden's age should have been getting all the time. Some
doctors even think the cancer might have been going on

(45:41):
for years and they knew about it, they just didn't
make it public. But Biden's team says the cancer is
hormone sensitive, which means it's treatable, and he's working with
doctors now to figure out the best treatment plan.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I find it hard to believe that they not that
they need to make it public. Is there a rule
that they would have to make a public if you're
the presidents?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
A rule?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
But it's usually what they.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, because I'm thinking, like, there's no way if it's
this advanced, like it's gotten into the bones, right, that
they didn't have some kind of idea about it. Maybe
it's one of those Greg loves that when you go
to the doctor, will keep an eye on keep like
we know something there and all of a sudden, maybe
it's like my burn it stuff in the whoosh, you know,
sudd you know, but man, it does it does suck.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I mean, America has a long history of hiding stuff
when it comes to the president. Yeah, the president's health.
I mean, we've propped up presidents in photos.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Yeah, But like when I say, I mean, obviously cancer sucks.
But what I'm saying what sucks is that I have
that fear of what you don't know, you know, and
so like the stuff that kind of catches you off
guard where it's like, well you don't have any history
of this, this or this, and all of a sudden
shit like someone who's never smoked, somebody who's never lung cancer.
Like that's that's what sucks. That's that's scary.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
We say, Yeah, we say all this of maybe they
shouldn't owner they had heads up, But I did have
a neighbor. He got diagnosed him within three weeks. Done
what That's what I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Like that crazy. Well, after a two hour call with
Russia's Vladimir Putin, President Trump says peace talks between Russia
and Ukraine are kicking off immediately.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
The new pope. By the way, Pope Leo has even.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Offered to host the talks at the Vatican.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I saw it.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Is he going to have any kind of finger food?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
We should ask the Pope? Yeah, and what favorite Chicago
rappers is he going to bring? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
We have a Chicago deep the Chicago deep and maybe
those are us to beef sandwich.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Like a sausage in peppers, maybe post.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Yes, and maybe like a Chicago style of hot.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Dog, the pickle and the tomato. Now, keep in mind
Putin totally ghosted a May fifteenth meeting with Lensky. Zlensky
is already cooled, already cool with that thirty day ceasefire.
But Putin wants to talk terms first, So we'll see
it when we leave it.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Right Menace, Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. And that's what's
going on.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina grad Phones open
eight seven four Wooding text us over to two two
nine eight seven. Let's let's break first, but I have
I don't know how. Let me go to Vaughan in
the sky.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah, oh, I got to switch back.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Go to Vaughan all right, Vaughn, Yeah there he is, Okay, click,
give me the h Give me a quick background of
this phone call that you got with well from our
friend half Baked.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (48:36):
So I was at this house party, cross faded as
usual and get a call from half Baked, and so
I think about it, and I'm like, I'm gonna go
in the bathroom and answer this call and see what
half Pick has to say.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Okay, so how do you get your number?

Speaker 16 (48:53):
He's had it since our first's first time coming here.
He's been calling me very randomly, sporadically.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Okay, so he just kind of took the Vaughan as
people do, because he's sweetie.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
You just want to chat with him. Yeah, just check
in with Vaughn. Wellness, check in this half Pick.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Just call you randomly menaced? Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
I didn't know if like Vaughn had something, you know, like.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
If hat pick's not working, he's calling, he's calling all this.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
He's got that jub the cost.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah. So he likes checking in with people and gossiping.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Yeah, people per Yeah, yeah, so he he called Vaughn.
The call is all over the place, as you can imagine,
and Vaughan recorded it because.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I guess you can do that with all You can
do that with your iPhone.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
You got to show me how to do that.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
There's a button right there.

Speaker 16 (49:42):
Some buttons soon as they pick up a record call.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
So like when okay, so if we're talking on the
phone right now, but I'm gonna call you.

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Doesn't it usually give you an indication like this call is.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah, it will say that sounds sketch.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Just make sure that you're recording the room too, so
you can hear both of you.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Yeah, I see. You know I've never paid attention to that.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
So in the upper left hand corner or yeah, left,
you just pushed that and that's it.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yep. I did not know either. Yeah, but it does
let people know that you're recording.

Speaker 10 (50:11):
Hate to be a rich one rich on tech, but
welcome to twenty fifteen Android.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Neat awesome.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I didn't have a twenty fifteen Android, but I have
the twenty twenty five iPhone.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
That's the point. I'm years old. I was too busy
and laid right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
All right, So I have this, Uh, I have this
phone called Vaughn sent me the phone call that would
have Big called him. It's all over the place.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Great.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Oh and you know what else we have. We have
a little piece of audio from Hammer and Hank, and
we also talked to really sweet.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
He he recorded a public service announcement. Oh what for
autism awareness?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Nice? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
And so I don't I don't know where this is
running or if he just because you know he's got
this radio dream.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Yeah. I mean we talked and then he's trying to
get back into radio.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Was he a paid employee of a radio station.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, he was on weekend shift and everything.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Okay, So Hammer and Hank, who's another one in Menaceis's friends?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Remember we had them.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
On last week Squashed the Beef to Squash the Beef
and Hammer and Hanks the one is going to go
and doing the national anthem at the at the Nuts game. Yeah,
the Modesto Nuts, the Modesto Nuts, the minor league baseball team.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
So he sent over he's got this PSA that he
recorded for autism awareness and he wants us to play it. So,
I mean, you know it's charity public service. Yeah, all right,
here we go, Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 17 (51:35):
People of autism are often treated like they are different.
Believe me, we are Hi. This is Hammer and Hank.
I was labeled as slow when I started school. Come
to find out, at the age of twelve, the Dodgers
decided I was autistic. Now, at the age of forty eight,
I have completed an associate degree in rio broadcasting and
worked in the San Francisco Bay area as an on

(51:57):
air personality.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
So yes, I am different.

Speaker 17 (52:00):
People of autism have no needs, no different than you.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Laugh, laugh, love and learn to gain education and join
the workforce.

Speaker 17 (52:09):
I did it, and so can anyone else of autism.
So when you meet somewhere of autism, don't feel sorry
for them, work with them. Find out for yourself that
autism is in the disease.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
It's a condition.

Speaker 17 (52:23):
To find out more about autism, please visit Autism Speaks,
Start Works, Autism Speaks.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
It's time to listen. There we go really good. I
like the music in the background, the production amazing. Autism
anthem almost it was kind of distracted.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
So what you said that you want to you want
to laugh laugh, love, laugh, laugh and love. Yeah, there's
there's something twice pray, Yeah, you want to eat eat, pray, laugh,
lovey laugh that camer hawk, I'll play that to that audio.
We're hap big, called Vaughn randomly while vough was at
this house party, cross faded.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
How does one become a cork soaker?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Cork socker, as we like it to say, corksuckers are born,
not made.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I like to soak on the biggest thick corks.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
While you are soaking at the Cark. You can also
massage at the Great.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
The Wood. He show.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Well.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Ever since we had Hammeron Hank talking about achieving his
dream of singing the national anthem at the minor league
baseball game, and then we helped squash the beat between
him and another one of our friends. Ye, half Baked
people really seem to be responding. They love Hammeron Hank.
They think he's like really sweet, and then they just

(53:45):
think that half Baked is nuts.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Dude, he's so ye man.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
His real name Hugh, and so he got Vaughan's number
on one of his visits here, and he just calls
Vaughn randomly, and so Vaughn's like, dude, I got to
because the conversation is all over the place. Yeah, what
did you say about half Big before you said that?
He'll get on something for a certain amount of time

(54:10):
and it all access about for years. What I do
love about half Bag he keeps up on current events.
So when he talked to him, he's talking about something
in the news or something current, something big. But he
does get stuck on certain subjects that he will bring
up every single time you talk to him. So a
couple of years ago, it was Michael Jackson.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Do you think Michael Jackson did it like a couple
of years ago he was caught on that.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
And then his current thing is uh Vince McMahon and
also Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan. Yeah, yeah, currently, so
that stuff is not current events, but it's a subject
that he'll always bring up every time.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Does he pay attention to news news, Yes, yes, yeah,
okay for sure, because we had a we're kind of
throwing around an idea for something. The dude down the
down the road they get the next couple of weeks,
maybe we got we got to talk to him, see
if he's interested. But people like him, people like him,
they like Hank and yeah, and they love this thing.
They always want to come in, they always want to
call in. And so anyway, half Baked calls Vaughan. Vaughn's

(55:16):
at a at a party. And here's a little bit
of how that phone call went. This is like two
minutes of it all right here, check it out.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
How's it going, man?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I missed you?

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Man, where are you right now?

Speaker 18 (55:32):
I'm at a party?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Who's party?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
One of my friends? I hope some hot bitch sucks you.

Speaker 18 (55:44):
Like a little subtle yeah, yeah, hope some beach hot Yeah, yeah,
one of my friends.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I hope some hot beach suits. You.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
You're jolling you about fuck in weirdo Indy from.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
This is this is the first subject change. All right, man,
what are you doing? Von? Where are you at him?
At a party?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
I hope some hottie you know gives you a mouth party.
Now we're switching gears.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
We're going to did you hear about that weirdo Andy?
From who?

Speaker 5 (56:23):
There's a guy Andy who because half Big loves going
to Hooters. Yes, he's a regular and has references to
guys who go to half Banks Local. Exactly. Again, we've
we've switched uh, we've switched gears. Now he's asking if
he's ever heard of Andy from.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Hooters. They're jolling you about fuck in weirdo INDI froms No,
I don't think So. He's retarded, and he's slower than me,
and he's oldish.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Oh damn hop chicks weird?

Speaker 7 (57:04):
Why?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
All right? So he's he goes to yeah and he
hugs them and he dry I humps them.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
There's a pecking order amongst his crew.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
That's terrible.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
We would call unwanted jeans India and we used to
Hugh about it. Every geese, eighty hot chicks against one.
I'm sure in the history of your life some hot

(57:40):
chick has hated you.

Speaker 19 (57:42):
But could you imagine like fifty hot a supermodeled chicks
all hating you at the same time.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I know suck Well, that's what happened to him.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
All right, So Heyvon, how you doing your party? Thanks
for going great? All cool man? Yeah, disturb you? Yeah, anyway, I've.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Heard of.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
The unwanted toucher from Hooters. Yeah, and Don's handling it perfectly.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Yeah, man, just at a party, just trying to have
a good time anyway, hating you now now we switch
gears again.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
We like to touch without consent.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
That's disgusting, do you know julian mm hmm hot.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, it's pretty hot.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
So Julianne who used to be the phone screener here
on the show. He's married with like six kids. Yeah,
she's pumping out kids. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (58:38):
Why the would she leave? How could you make more
money than the Woodie show? Well, the call me anytime
you sheep.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
You?

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Yeah, what should be?

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah? Why did she leave the show? She was part
of one of the company cuts. That's that's I told you.
That is where I had them change up my stuff
because they they didn't tell me about that. They told
me as they were calling her in to the meeting. Hey,
we're letting Juliane go, like, what what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
It's also not a forever position, No it's not.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
But at the same time, like, you know, you want
to bring me in the loop on what's going on,
because it right, and so now it's you know, now
it's different. But yeah, they can't do that anymore. But
Julian's got a great job. It's actually kind of scary
how much responsibility they give her at her job.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
That's a great job.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Yeah, but that's that's Half Big.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Does half Big drink? No, No, he doesn't.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
He sounded wasted there. He sounded very different.

Speaker 6 (59:47):
You know what I respect about him. He doesn't mince
words with the segues like.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
And then uh, which is von a good day? You
sheep effort.

Speaker 19 (01:00:00):
You make more money than the Woody Show. Well theer
call me anytime you sheep scker.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Talking to you, I may take care about it. Do
we find out? Did a hot Yeah, Vaughan, how.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Did it go?

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
You got any any action?

Speaker 16 (01:00:25):
It was a successful night.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
That motivation from happening. Yeah, yeah, I gotta hype me
more more wood shut Next, what do you show? I'll
be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Show three to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Gina and Sammy or going back and forth about what
are you packing?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Like for the cruise? It's important what are you What
are you packing?

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
How much are you bringing?

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
Genus for packing for a month.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
My wife's been packing for a week.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
I'm gonna lack Friday night before Greg and I are
going out for our mandate on on Friday evening, late afternoon,
early evening. I'll pack after that, exactly right, that's my plan.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
But you didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
You're not gonna leave yourself enough time to Scotch.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Guard your shoes. Scotch guarden. You don't even know what
that means.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
Yeah, for water repellent purposes, right, what you guys want
me to bring it? I'll bring my Scotch guards.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
But it's not we're not going where do you think
we're going? Siberia? Right? I know, but it's wet sock. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
So we're going on this Disney cruise to Alaska, as
you know, and you can win your Disney cruise, your
seven night Disney Alaska cruise, The keyword today is ocean
O C E A N. Just enter it the woodieshow
dot com. I'm looking at the forecast like it's in
the sixties.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Oh no, it's gonna be forties and fifties. I saw
forty and wet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
But also menace. What do we've all been on many
cruises between this. Yeah, you've got damp, you know, Yeah,
all the snow that's on the ship.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Yeah, snow we're getting off the ship. Yes, yes, in Alaska.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Yeah, and there's pools on the ship and other things
and you walk around on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
The deck and it gets wet.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Cruises, but yeah, I'm not here's the one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Okay, So it's not one of those cruises I think
spending a lot of time in the pool, not you know,
like Alaska cruise. I'm thinking like more like maybe like
a hot touch of But you go out.

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
To that area to see the glacier viewing and everything,
you're still up there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Let them be wet again. It's not Siberia. Do you
walk outside in winter at all? Even if it's like misty, rainy,
Like if you've been to Seattle, have you been, Like,
it's not like changing your clothes. It's winter coat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
It's not going to be it's not going to be frigid.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah, I think with my regular I have like a
couple of like are you have a couple like hoodie, sweatshirts,
a couple of long sleeved t shirts and jacket. But
the jackets sitting on the chair in my office right now,
that's what I'm bringing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I'm going to that's not warm enough though. I know
I'm one of the gals if you where I'm cold
all the time. Yeah, and I'm not worried.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
But you guys are pussies when it comes to cold.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I you don't let me that. I'm not even worried
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
I'll bring up park that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Yeah, me too. I'm bringing apart.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I grew up in a cold weather environment. I'm fine
with cold weather. I can deal with it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Also, here's the.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Thing, guys, if you get a little two children, you
can just go inside unless we're camping.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
If you're on an excursion looking at yeah, thank you, you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Do you by all means, bring seventeen suitcases full of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
It's just really it's going to be better than you
hearing me say how cold I am the whole time.
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Damn all right, eight seven seven forty four. Again, if
you want to win your chance to win that seven
night Disney Alaska Cruz. The keyword today is ocean o
c e A n enter it right now by going
to the woodieshow dot com show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world

(01:04:05):
Tuesday morning leading into a holiday weekend. Hell yeah, it's
May twentieth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I'm Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
That's Greg Goring Menace, Good morning, Good morning, Woody. We've
got Gina Grant Sea Bass. Yes, Sammy is here. Morgan
has taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody
is the phone number. That's eighty seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can send us a text check in over to
to nine eight seven. We're gonna be talking to rich
DeMuro rich on tech. Richie is the tech reporter for

(01:04:38):
KTLA Television in Los Angeles. He also has a syndicated
national syndicated radio show talking tech every week on a
ton of radio stations from coast to coast. And the
way that he does the tech is what we really.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Like is it's just keeping it real. Yeah, it's consumer tech. Yeah,
it's in Austrians.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Yeah, it's not like MIT and stuff that you could
use apps that you might not know about or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
The gadget of the week he's got for us this week.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Different things that are happening with the phones or anything tech.
So rich on tech later on this hour plus we
got a brand new redneck news. So if you think
s Spranders pound as a shirt news and today's redneck
News is from Pallejo, California. For the police, they pulled

(01:05:29):
over this fifty year old fella. His name's Clifford, Clifford Vincenti.
Just a routine traffic stock, at least that's how it started.
They ended up finding over a half a pound of
meth in his car. Now that strike one. Clifford gets
hauled off to jail on drug charges. The real redneckery

(01:05:50):
that kicks him the next day when the cops they
hit his house with a search warrant, and y'all, it
was like a meth zoo in there. There was another
full pound of myth, over two brand in cash, two
live rattle steaks, and menace be jealous, a baby spider monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
What fucky.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
A monkey living in the meth house? Because you know,
of course monkey animal controlled. Turn the monkey over to
the zoo. It's fine, it was the monkey's myth. It's
living its best life. Meanwhile, Clifford's in jail facing a
bunch of charges, not just for the myth, but all
them exotic animal violations.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
So that's from Lelehoe, California.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
That is fifty year old Clifford Vincenti who got busted
with a bunch of meth venomous snakes and a monkey.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
And that is today's red nick l the home of
forty fun Fat fun Fat beach Own, also a bankruptcity.
And what bankrupt you know how soon the town? I
thought forty Yeah, no, no, not Greg would know this area,

(01:06:57):
black Hawk, Oh it is. That's very yeah, very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Sorry little redneck news.

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Do you keep rattlesnakes when you have finger monkeys menace?
It seems like just your tempting.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Fate, I know, right, You think like maybe the spider
monkey would pick up the rattlesnake and like, I don't know,
run around with it. I wouldn't think that, No, no, no,
that's the other thing.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
I would think the rattlesnake monkey, especially about one second, yeah,
but half a second do you think the monkey is
like cronkey. I think a monkey kid out like take
over by spider monkey.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Does the spider monkey understand that it is denous? Yeah,
and dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I would think so.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Or it was just walk up like oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
The next thing. You know, monkeys aren't that dead quick? Okay, yeah,
all right, I think it could sense danger. Let's test
it out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, let's get a spider monkey and a rattlesnake and
see who went show Survivor series.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Woodie set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're going to talk tech with rich on Tech.
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, all right, so please
welcome to the show. He is our official tech reporter.
He's also the tech reporter for KTLA Television in Los Angeles.
He's got his syndicated radio show, rich on Tech. Find

(01:08:27):
him online on social media at rich on Tech. I
give you rich Demiro rich on Tech.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Okay, thank you, what a warm welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah, thanks for having me back. And how's it going.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
What's new in Richland?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Everything's good. We've got a big event this week. Google
has you know, they're showing off all their new AI tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
This week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
So that's kind of exciting for me. All the big
companies do it, you know, Google does it, Apple does it,
Facebook does it. So it's Google's turn this week.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
And then where were you just traveling? Because you were
just on a on a plane in Actually I went.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
To New York City twice this month, which is crazy.
I'm really getting good at that creating trip there. But
I was there for a Samsung event. They showed off
their new phone. It's this wild thing. They literally brought
me out to New York City a day before they
sent me the phone. I'm like, you could have just
sent me the phone avoid, but they want to give

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you the heads up like a little bit before, so
basically you have the hands on before everyone else. So anyway,
I'm very grateful for that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Well, yeah, that's so that's cool. I mean, hey, anytime
there's a free trip, like dude, menaces always there on it,
you got to come with me to when they do
the Taco Bell event. It's like Apple, kno, let's go to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
The Taco Bell event. Keeps on giving long after it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
He does it, sure does, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
So Rich what we like about his reports when it
comes to text something we've always admired from watching him
on television and just you know, seeing the different things
he posts on social media. It's it's consumer stuff. It's
not of like the super technie tech geek kind of stuff.
It's the stuff that even Greg Gory can digest for
the motion. And so we have a couple of different
things you can to tell us about. And also the
gadget of the week Rich on Tech it's Samsung Galaxy

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the S twenty five Edge Sea Bass. You're an Android guy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:17):
Yeah, I mean lucky that Rich got to go to
a Samsung event. That does suck that it was in
New York City, home of trash and everything that I
do you want to hear about this new this new
device that got Sea.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Bass is a New York hater. By the way, Rich,
don't don't mind.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
I can.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
I can tell I'm a New York lover me too.
How are there so many people just enjoying like dinner
outside on the.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Street, literally on the street, next to traffic. Every amazing,
that's like any doubt anyway. So the Samsung event.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Okay, so Samsung, it's a it's a new phone. It's
the Galaxy S twenty five edge. I know it sounds
like a land at Disney, but no, it's a new
phone that's super thin, five point eight millimeters thick. It's
also really weight one of the thinnest flagship phones we've seen.
I've been using it for the past couple of days
and it is ruined the iPhone for me, Like I

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have the iPhone sixteen Promax. This thing feels like a
feather compared to that device. So they did a really
good jobs. Still got all the features you want though,
nice big screen, good camera, wireless charging, but no spen.
The battery is the part that everyone is kind of
going nuts over because it's a little bit smaller than

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what you get in a typical phone because it's so thin.
But in my experience, yeah, the battery drains, but you
can charge this thing up really fast eleven hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
But avail so on the on the battery life though,
Does it last just as long? Is it comparable to
the charge you get from an iPhone or the previous
generation of the Samsung, or because it's thinner and smaller,
it's not as good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I mean, you look, you're getting twenty percent less battery,
you know, depending on how you use your phone. Like
I'm a power user. I'm on it all day, so
you know, by the end of the day, maybe like
four pm, it might be down to fifty percent, versus
the Samsung where the iPhone might be at sixty or seventy. So,
I mean, it all depends on it depends on how
you use it, you know. For me, I'm like charging

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my phone when I drive. You know, it's on my
wire's charger. So I feel like unless you are trying
to go on a hike for like seven days without
charging ever, and by the way, I can recommend a
charging pack, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
For hiking, I don't mean, yeah, what's that? No hiking?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Don't we don't hike around?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
What is hiking?

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
What does that mean? You might as well talk about books.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
I won't tell you about my favorite hiking app.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Then no, because I was I've found recently my phone
by the end of the day and I'm not like
a super heavy, you know user typically, but I don't
know if there's something going on. But like, man, my
my battery by say four or five PM, like you're
talking about, is down to like sixteen percent.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Yeah, it might've been dying faster too.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Oh wow, If I haven't put it on a charger.
I don't know if there's something in that. And I'm
pretty good. I'm pretty good at the closing out all
the apps in the background and stuff like that. I'm
also kind of like Rich where I'm always charging my
phone constantly. It's always plugged in, and then when I
don't have it plugged in, I always have my Belkan magnet.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Charger and a little max safe. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Yeah, is it also safetime assume? So, like Samsung comes
out the Galaxy S twenty five Edge, it's ultra thin.
Isn't it safe to assume that Apple they'll release their
iPhone it'll be thin as well. It'll just be better.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that's funny. They are expected to do a thin
phone this year. So in September we're expected to see
a thin version of the iPhone seventeen. Their nickname, or
the rumor is the iPhone Air.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Will it be better?

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Look? Apple gets so much attention when they do things
versus Samsung. Samsung traditionally has thrown a lot at the
wall to see what sticks. Apple kind of takes a
little bit longer and does it, maybe with a bit
more polish, but it doesn't take away from the fact
that both of these devices are going to be good.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
I just think both companies are lucky that people are
easy to please. This one's slightly bigger then next year's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
It's a different color.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Yeah, we're talking to Rich on tech and the next
headline Airbnb goes beyond rental.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
So this is a whole new thing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
You know, you can get your rentals on Airbnb, but
now they're expanding into what's called services and experiences, and
so their main thing is that, look, you go to
a hotel, you've got a restaurant downstairs, you've got you know, classes,
you can take yoga and stuff like that. But when
you stay at someone's house or you know, this rental,
you don't really have access to that. So now they're

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letting you book these services and experiences that come to you,
so you can get a massage, a personal trainer. I
did a wellness retreat over in Plia Vista with like
a meditation expert, and it was pretty wild because.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
America sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
And they came to you, well, this was so they
set it up at an Airbnb. I imagine you you know,
you were renting a place, but you know, so there's
different like services come to you. Experiences are more like
you join in experience. So they kind of made fun
of those double decker buses you see all around towns.
Oh sure, so you could get you know, you can
take like a tour from a local, but you might

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be linked up with five or six other people.

Speaker 13 (01:15:14):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
But here's why I tell you this. This is cool,
But I also think if you have a service that
you provide, like you're a makeup person, nail person, trainer,
massage therapist, you can now have a side hustle through Airbnb.
So sign up. They have to vet you and they
have to approve you, but you know, this could be
another source of income for a lot of people out there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
What these look like to me are like the excursions
you get on a cruise. It's you know, hey, we're
gonna go learn how to serve or go to a
tour for this cheese tasting thing or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, exactly. So I've never been on a cruise, so
I can't voucher for that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
We should have, right, we're doing a Disney cruise. We're
leaving next week and we're gonna go on to Disney
Alaska Cruise and we're gonna be doing the show from there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
You should have come with us, Rich, I'll make an
exception and for Disney Cruise.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
The other thing talking about making an election money new
cash back shopping app. It's called a shop back app.
I saw you talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
This is really cool because I'm not a big fan
of all those like extensions you install in your computer.
I know a lot of people like them, like the
Racketins of the World and things like that, where you
make a purchase online and you get a little cash back.
I think it's a lot of work, and it's often
the stores that I don't shop at. But this one
is popular over in Asia and Australia. It just made
its way here. It's called shop back. And the cool

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thing about them somehow they did a deal with Amazon,
and so they're giving you a dollar cash back on
every Amazon order you place.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Oh damn, they're gonna go bankrupt. Yeah, I would do
very well on that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
I don't know how long that's gonna last. They say
it's an indefinite at this point, but I don't think
they realize how popular Amazon is here. But you can
also get cash back at Walmart, Best Buy, Macy's, Speedia, DoorDash,
and more. But here's the thing. You know, the whole
idea of this thing is once you haven't installed in
your computer, they want you to do these little bonuses
and quests. So like right now, if I spend two

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hundred dollars on any online store, they're going to give
me ten dollars back. If I use the extension for
the first time, I get five dollars back. And so
the reality is these things sort of make you shop
a little bit more. They're collecting data about you know,
where you shop and what you're buying and all that
good stuff. But you know, hey, it's a win win
situation if you want that cash back on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah, we're talking to rich on Tech. At rich on
Tech check out his syndicated radio show. He is the
tech reporter for KTLA Television in Los Angeles. The other app,
I was going to mention that, you know how Morgan's
gone around asking everybody for receipts. Now, she's scanning everybody's
receipts like my son was doing that. That talk about
a lot of work for very little return.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
What is this?

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Yeah, I forget the name that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Yeah, but there's like like zin points or something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
No, No, it's like shop Kick is one of them
that does that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
But you can a whole bunch of these things.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Yeah, all right, so rich On Tech Gadget of the Week.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
All right, this is a robo Rock F twenty five.
It is a vacuum that also mops, so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
It's like a like a wet dry situation.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Yeah, but better than the swift fer. This thing is
like a really like you charge it up. It's not
one of those robot vacuums, even though the name is
robo Rock. It doesn't go by itself. It's a full
size vacuum that you push, but you know, you put
some water in it, little cleaning solution, just a little drip.
And I'm not kidding. I have vacuumed and mocked my
floors more in the past month than i have in

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like five years. I'm obsessed with this thing. It's so great.
It really works, like it works better than my regular vacuum,
which is really cool. But it's also mopping. So I've
got hardwood floors and I'm just like my wife is like, oh,
there's a little a crumb on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
I'm like, hold on, yeah. And what's it called again,
the robo Rock.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Robo Rock f twenty five. They do make robotic vacuums,
hence the name, And so when they sent me this,
I was expecting this little vacuum to just go around
my house, you know, And I was like, wait, this
is actually a vacuum mop, so you use it. But
the best part is it's got like a self cleaning.
So it's got a little hub where you put it
on it charges, but then it's got self cleaning, which
I didn't realize. So the first couple of times I

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used it, all of a sudden, the next time I
used it, this thing stunk so bad. My wife is like,
do not ever use that in my house again. There's
gotta be something I'm doing wrong here. Sure enough, you
have to empty the dirty water.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Yeah, I got your gadget of the week rich on Tech.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Check them out at rich on Tech, on social media
and on his nationwide radio show. It airs on Saturdays
every week, and he podcasts the whole thing. There's a
whole archive library of past episodes, including this past weekend's
rich on Tech. Rich, thank you so much for joining us.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Thanks Rich Thanks for having me have fun.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Next time you have to go with this man, I'm
telling you you'll love cruises. You gotta go.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
All right, show Well, I am one of your senior listeners.
I was at a concert the other day and your
people were there and I talked to them and said, oh.

Speaker 12 (01:20:10):
You show me.

Speaker 9 (01:20:12):
A three nobody rites woty in your show. I think
all suck show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Welcome back, Thanks again to rich Demiro rich On Tech.
Check them out on social media at rich on Tech.
So we've been hearing about these for I don't know decades.
Flying cars.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Are you aware?

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Yeah, the first mass produced flying car. They say, we'll
go on sale early next year.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Will it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
It'll cost you, the company says, it's new air car
will cost a very reasonable eight hundred thousand dollars and
up to a million bucks if you add the upgrades.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
But even if you can afford it, you might not
want one because technically a flying car, yes, but it's
not the hover car that we were promised, as you know,
and back to the future. So it's basically just a
sports car with retractable wings. It's got a propeller in
the back, so you can't lift off in traffic. You
still need a pilot's license and a runway. And here's

(01:21:15):
here's what it looks like, Greg, I mean, that's so
it's so dumb. Looking up air car Google image, air
car really doesn't look like it would work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
I mean, I would love to fly.

Speaker 10 (01:21:24):
So it's like a bubbly It looks like Homer Simpsons
car that he created, but kind of a long looks
like a race car car with wings.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Not really cooler looking cyber truck or this that you
think I might actually say the cyber truck is better looking.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, right now guys, Yeah, that thing looks
like what I remember. Without the wings, it would be cooler.
That thing looks like when remember when Homer Simpson designed
his own car. That's what it looks like. It looks
like you know what it looks like. It does Simpson design?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
It transfer worms into an airplane another two minutes. It
has a range of six hundred and twenty one miles,
the top cruising speed of one hundred and fifty five
miles an hour, and you can bring this thing up
to eighteen thousand feet. Damn well, just kind of helicopter, dude,
it'll hit the sky in early twenty twenty six, at
least in Europe, and then they're hoping to get them
approved here later on this year like this fall still

(01:22:19):
get have approved.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
I'm not joning for this. I'm jonesing for air taxis
more like the I can do pretty much like, yeah,
a drone that you sit in and I'll take you somewhere. Yeah,
I thought those really came out. I mean yeah, I
mean they are in certain areas, and Greg, I know
you're talking about how drone deliveries don't exist.

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
They are.

Speaker 10 (01:22:40):
They are doing it in certain parts of the United States,
certain parts of the world. Some guy got arrested for
shooting at a Walmart drone somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Did you see the Chick fil Aid delivery cart thing
that In Georgia they're testing it out and it looks
like a very nice neighborhood where the robot will not
get robbed yet where they're over where they're trying it at.
So it goes into this like subdivision, but it is
so slow and so like, yeah, is this really more efficient?
Because it goes and it drops off this order and

(01:23:09):
then it has to go all the way back to
the to the Chick fil A.

Speaker 10 (01:23:14):
It's about the size of maybe two strollers. Yeah, yeah,
because they have these, I've seen these. You can see
them in certain cities where like, I don't know, if
it's seven to eleven, I'll have these little delivery robots
that right on the sidewalk in areas where you know
they're going to get robbed, but somehow they don't.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
I've seen them at hotels. I've seen that. I've never
I've never taken advantage of the service. I just saw
that they had like this. If you need something sent
to your room, they send this robot thing. I've used
coffee or just to try it out. Yeah, it's fine.
It's like it's just a moving car.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Well that's yeah. It's like it's more like like a
like a up like a bullet. I know where they
have it. They have it at the Vdara Hotel in.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Vas But this Chick fil A thing, this is street legal.
I mean, this is driving on the street. It's five
miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Hell yeah, yeah. I did go to a place the
other day Menace. I thought about you and Greg, And
it's a golf cart place and you could buy any
of their offerings there and they can also make it
street legal.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Yeah, and you can make a golf cart street legal
for like one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Yeah, but I'm saying anything on the floor. So you
walk in there, you pick out the style that you want. Basically,
is it a six seater or a four seater? Do
you want to where all seats face the same direction
or two get to face the back or do you want? Dude,
some of these things they have Apple car Play.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Oh yeah, nice, they have backup camera.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
So awesome because aside like golf carts are just these
basic gas.

Speaker 8 (01:24:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, their happiness machines.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah, Greg really wants what I really do.

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
I don't know if you can want to do Greig
because you couldn't drive it here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Really. No, they're not highway legal, just for.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
Local tooling around. How fun would they be if you
had to run an errand but you get to do
it in the golf cart.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
That would be awesome, be so much fun.

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
But I think as a society we've talked ourselves into
getting food is so difficult now we need these robot cars.
Come on, people like, yeah, oh, we've simplified ordering pizza.
It was never hard.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Chick fil a Go to the damn this way, it
costs five times as much though, get it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Look, there is something to be said of the convenience
because before it was like maybe there was a Chinese
food that delivered, or the pizza would deliver of course.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
But now that you can get anything, any restaurant will deliver. Like,
the convenience to that is really cool.

Speaker 8 (01:25:35):
Let's say you live right next to a Starbucks, Greg, Yeah, exactly.
Let's say, like menace, you're five hundred feet from a Starbucks.
You still have it delivered.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
It's not that it was difficult, but the convenience of Man,
you know what, I don't feel like going out to
eat tonight on.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Board with the convenience.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
I don't want to put my shoes on getting there's
this lance. There's this local Chinese restaurant that I order
from all the time. If you add up all the
times I had them deliver in one year, I'm spending
like an extra five hundred bucks. Might as well take
the two minutes it takes me to just drive down
there and pick it up like a human being. Sure
car and cheap about it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Put that money toward a golf cart golf car cart fund. Yeah,
now I want the six seater. You only want a
force heater golf cart. Yeah, it depends on what the
what what what's the application? Yeah, I think it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Like I'm not doing party cruises through the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
I'm like, that's about parking menace. I need a six seater.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Yeah, now we're talking about like, uh, because the reason
I was over there was for the airplane thing. Because
like we're long story short, like there hangars are compared
to where you need to get to for other things
around the the airport, the golf car would be very convenient.
A lot of people use it for that but just walk. Well,
but what about when you're towing your plane over to where.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
You gas it up for example, slip around?

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Yeah, so there's there's different things that you can do
with it. So for like for that purpose, yeah, maybe
four because guess I can only get four people in
the stupid play. Yeah, so that makes sense, So that
makes more sense. I'm not throwing like they're not booze
cruise like you see those guys go in those Florida anywhere, Yeah, Florida,
or you go to like one of those like real
touristy places where everybody's on that bike and they're peddling,

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and it's a bar that looks awful.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
I hate seeing it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
I hate participating in it. Yeah, from the drink, and
I'm sunned to sit here and drink. I don't cardio. Well,
if I get a golf car, it's gonna be from Candy.
I like that golf car company, not.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
A sponsor, but not shouts like he's trying to get
it to be over. Yeah, all right, more next, hang
up the Woody Show, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
in his Tuesday May twentieth, we're gonna have the entertainment stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Although birth a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Birthday, we're gonna have the birthday's part of birthday coming
up here in just a couple of minutes days World
b Day. And I swear I never thought twice about
bees up until about five years ago when they were
like gonna go extinct, right, And it just seemed like
everybody was like so protective of bees up until they

(01:28:11):
make the world go around. I'm saying, like, up up
until that point, it seemed like if you saw a bee,
people try to kill it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Yeah, all the time. And now you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
Supposed to even look nasty at it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
It worked on me. That's the one bug that I
won't bother.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Just a bee.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
I won't bother unless it's like doing that whole thing
where it won't leave you alone. It's just kind of
starts something around you and it gets annoying. Yeah, if
it got beef, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
I got be beef. It's a bee.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
A millionaire day, Oh, just do it. It's a clinical
trials day, a millionaire. It's very important. Flower Day is today,
which it seems like that would have been more like
Mother's Day or okay, but yeah, spring National high heeled Day, ladies.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Girl, it is a national pic Strawberries Day. Is the
season for that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Greg, It's Keish Lorraine Day, a goodish men, it's your
favorite holiday. It's National Rescue Dog Day.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
Oh yeah, save the baby.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Because, as you know, Menace is always saying you want
to adopt, don't shop.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Yep, it's saying shop. That's true because he's a shop.
Yeah he's a monster.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Oh wait, I had that back fill the shelters people. Yeah,
Today's National Streaming Day. And somebody tell Katie Perry it's
National Women in Aerospace Day. She's an astronaut now still
love those memes. I still find them funny medicin what's
happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Well in billionaire gay news, Greg, do you know about
this millionaire David Geffen eighty two years old, is divorcing
his husband of two years, David Armstrong, who's thirty two.
Now they're only married for two years, but no prenup. Greg,
So David Geffen, if you don't know, he's owned a
bunch of record labels. Also, he's worth nine billion dollars.

(01:30:00):
Interesting fun fact about his little boy toy. This guy
was an ex go go dancer who has changed his
name multiple times. You are only fifty years younger.

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Right, I'll hook up with him, but I'm probably way
too old. Oh yeah, way too old.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Also fun fact that I know about this. When you
get divorced in California, your dividends and your stocks are
separated property, so he can't get his hands on that.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
That's and as David Geffen's age, that's all your investment
is investments is not in salary.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Yeah, that's what your net worth is a little fun
fact there. If you don't know, and you're getting a
force in California and a go go dancer and he
keeps his money. What lucky? And he's a billionaire. What
all right? In other news that Greg and Gina might
be interested in, have you checked out Chris Jenner's new face. Yes,
I've seen it, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
I was even gonna tell Woody about it. To stop
ripping on plastic surgery because she is a walking mirror dude, Google, Look, I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Know I care about the Kardashians or anything like this.

Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
So one out of a billion, right, marvel of modern
sign prevent preventative.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Yeah, she's I cannot deny that this is crazy. It
is face looks. She looks maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Forty and not in like Beverly Hills, like catwoman, Like
we are in a new era of plastic.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Country for the surgeon. Yeah, she's sixty nine years old hot.
Her daughter Kim Kardashian is forty four. And now they're
saying they look the same. She looks like Kim. That's crazy,
looks incredible. But how long would that last?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
I don't know, even if it's for one year, I'll
take it for now. I mean they think like she
kind of did that neck tightening thing. Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:31:44):
Remember what it's called. But that's the thing I told
you I want to get.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
But you don't need it. Let me see your jo. Yeah,
you can do slight time, but I'm going too crazy.
Won't go slight. But I've been seeing those neck tightening
things people and it totally changes their face.

Speaker 8 (01:32:02):
Yeah, it's really good. They put a skewer in and
then it heats up and it cooks your insides and
they slowly pull it out because it literally cooks you on.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Well, is it burning the fat? Yeah or whatever it's doing?

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Yeah? And then David, all right, Well, speaking to people,
I know you're gonna maybe poop poo this, but speaking
of people that are looking good. Lizzo has explained why
she keeps on getting canceled a lot. Now, Lizzo, you
might not know this, but she does get in quite
a bit of trouble, maybe every other week for something.
And the first time it started is when she went

(01:32:36):
to Amsterdam with a bunch of her dancers and then
they went to Crying. Yeah, they went to a bunch
of sex clubs and it was too much fun. Yeah
they ate bananas and stuff. But uh, it's everything after
that she gets canceled for. So, for example, Oprah. Oprah
called her and said, hey, I want to use one
of your songs for one of my commercials, I assume
for weight Watchers. And she posted the commercial online and

(01:33:00):
people started giving her crap, saying that, oh, you're you're
promoting eating disorders and things like that. So she was
doing promoting eating disorders. Yeah, she uh was explaining all
this in a podcast and she just said, hey, look,
I'm fine. I'm still signed to a major music label.
I'm touring the world, I'm doing I'm putting out new music.

(01:33:22):
But once you're on the radar of being canceled, no
matter what you do, people are going to try to
find something wrong with it. Well, and what is canceled
even mean anymore?

Speaker 6 (01:33:30):
Like you said, she signed to a major label and
she's touring just fine, So yeah, it meant anything exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
Yeah, I think to be canceled canceled these days you
have to be like, I don't know, well not even
Cosby Cosby when it did shows after that? All right,
well how about this?

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
How about somebody I care about? Ship?

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Oh okay, okay, okay, I'll get I'll get you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Seriously, what about it? I can't First of all, plastic
surgery and Kardashian, But.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
I would you put that away, just like Google image,
forget what it is as as a person. It's insane.
All right, how about this, I'll give you a list.
You tell me what you want. I have Jennifer Lawrence,
I have Tom Cruise, and I have Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Do you anybody Tom Cruise probably the most relevant because
all the Mission impossible stuff that's out right now, okay,
Mission Impossible start there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
The final Reckoning does come out this weekend, and he
says no more Mission Impossible after this. Also, no plans
for Top Gun three.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
Well, we don't want to wait another forty years, right,
but they did say he's going.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
To continue acting until he's one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Just that what Yeah, you'll probably do it too.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
We're also supposed to get that thing where he's gonna
shoot a movie in space. Right, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
that'd be cool. That was gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
We just showed the kid both Top Guns.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
It ruled. He loved it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
Maverick is your favorite movie? I mean that movie is incredible?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
All right? That makes it for all the the theater
crap was happening.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
Yeah, well maybe without him though Hollywood, where time Cruise
intends to keep making movies into his one hundreds quote,
I will never stop good for him.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
So he maybe he doesn't have plans on being on it.
Maybe he's gonna, you know, pass it on over to
your boy, Glen Powell. That's why you mentioned that, because
you want me to get a Glenn Powell mentioned it.
Thank you. Anyways, Uh, you'll like this? Whatdodi? How about this?
Jennifer Lawrence says that having a baby is extremely isolating.
It feels like a blister or something. It's brutal, but incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
It's an incredible blister. Yeah, so having kids is an
incredible blister. I mean, I think we need to do
a wellness a blister because every you know, a blister
will eventually go away, much like kids. Yeah, your kids will. Yeah,
your kids will move out and you'll have your life back.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
I mean with all that said, during this interview, it
seems like she's not really enjoying it too much, and
she's also trying to figure out work life balance. Do
I keep do I be or do I become a
mother full time? I don't know, But do you want
another story?

Speaker 13 (01:35:59):
What he can we go back to Tom Cruise really,
because I'm reading right now that Tom Cruise said that
he and his team are working on potential sequels for
Top Gun, Maverick and Four Days of Thunder.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
I bet I bet you anything.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Top Gun is going space force.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Well, Top Gun two hasn't come out yet. What top
on Maverick? That is two? That is two? Yeah? Right,
and so this I said, I said three, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
I know, right, So that's the next one coming out
working on.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Well, the interview that I just saw that was just
posted this morning said no, well, I bet he's going
to space.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
Okay, that'll combine everything's put a billion dollars on it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Okay, a billion dollars gun in Mars. I would love that. Yeah,
all right, okay, I'm trying to find something. Okay, how
about this. Gwyneth Paltrow says that in an interview people,
you know, they were given a flag about selling that
candle that you know smells like a vagina for seventy
five dollars, and her quick response was, well.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Go f yourself. I wonder how many she's sold.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Probably they sold out just for humor facts, and.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
How many do they actually make because it could be
one of those where they said, Okay, we have a
vagina cant who were you just talking about, Nathan Fielder,
or one of those where they come up with an
idea like like poop poop poop yogurt, and so that
just gets people there for sheer curiosity and then they
sell other stuff. So she has a candle that smells
like a vage she puts up on this Goop website.
A ton of people talk about Goop. They go there,

(01:37:26):
they find something that they think is legit cool, and
there you go. So it's not about the vagina candle.
Maybe I don't know, I've known that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Well.

Speaker 10 (01:37:33):
It's Look, she's great at getting publicity because everyone love
it or hate.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
It, will talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Yeah, they'll goop it up all day, even on this show. Yeah,
and that as I like to apologize. Yeah, I apologize
because I'm sitting here. I always whenever we're sitting here
during these segments, I'm trying to sit and think about
myself as a listener. And I'm listening to this kind
of radio station, this kind of show, and the first
couple of things I'm hearing about are the Kardashians and Lizzo.
I'm thinking well, who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
So hold on, can I pull the current back a
little bit?

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
I do entertainment reports, not really about the people, Okay, no, No,
it's about the audience. It's about the subject. Like I
rather spark a discussion on like what the subjects even about,
not even really about the people themselves. That's That's what
I'm trying to do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
And if you would he would just look at her picture,
you would say, you know what keeps popping up that
I keep saying? And this this person I never really
I know the name, but I never really watched the show,
Rachel Ray.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
People are talking about how terrible she looks, acting strange,
they talked about yeah, yeah, but I'm thinking about is
she is that? Is that a total departure from how
she looked?

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
Total, she was cuty different and then she's disheveled, and
she's just she seems like she's out of her mind almost.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
I think she's just wasted. Yeah, but I mean, who
can here's about any of these people? Agreed?

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:39:02):
Well, yes, agreed, yeah, agreed.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
I'm just trying to spark conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
All right, Well, thank you menace, no problem. We have
your birthdays and your corner birthday in here. I'll pull
back the curtain too. We only give the birthdays so
we have a legitiary reason to do the porna birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Yeah, it's exactly right. Why we're going it's Shumard. We're
gonna sit page. She was like, it's Shiday, and you
know we don't do.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Starting with the celebrities, Bust of Rhymes is fifty three
years old. You got Jack Gleeson who was Joffrey on
Game of Thrones, who's thirty three? Share Oh, oh, Share
is seventy nine. Timothy Oliphant, Oh, he's a fan.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
How do you say his name?

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
He was Seth Bullock on Deadwood, the star of the
FX show Justified, where he plays the US Marshall Raylan Gibbons.
He's fifty seven. Tony Stewart The Next Car Superstar is
fifty four. Bronson Pincho Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Balki we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Eternally be known as Balky on Perfect Strangers. He is
sixty six. And Fatty Natalie from the Facts of Life
is fifty nine years old.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Today.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Your porn of birthday today is Gypsy Rose and not
to be confused with the Gypsy Rose chick who killed
her mom and then got out of jail a couple
of years ago, stole this Gypsy Rose has seen more
nuts and a Planter's factory thanks to her working forty
five fine films, including which outfit do you want to
see Me?

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
Get banged in? All right? She an adventure.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
She was in Gypsy Rows certified slut. Also, please plant
your seed inside of us Volume one. She was in
Baby It's cold outside, but I'll make it hot for you.
She was fantastic and balls out in the fallout and
who can forget her? Unforget role in a massive amount
of squirting. It's not even like a little bit just

(01:40:57):
or even like a great deal, it's a massive amount
of sword. That's a Gypsy Rose, not the Gypsy Rose,
the porn of birthday Gypsy Rose. So he's twenty six
years old today and met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Tuesday morning look at what's happening
with the entertainment here on the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't

(01:41:18):
approve the Woody Show. All right, Well that's it for Tuesday.
Sweet's full show podcast. Gina's Game Today for her five
hundred dollars prize tomorrow. It's gonna be Greg's game. And
also we have a special guest on tomorrow's show. Patrick
Warburton will be our guest. You know Eline's boyfriend on

(01:41:42):
Seinfeld Puddy Puddy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Yeah. Or if you've been to Disney and you've.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Rode the sore and Ride, he is your captain Captain
Patrick anyway, So yeah, Patrick Warburton will be on the
show tomorrow. Also another chance to get on the seven
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(01:42:56):
to woodieshow merch dot com. Greg, Sorry, parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
Please, Yeah, liquor before beer in the clear, beer before liquor.
You'll still be okay, don't be a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Yeah, that's like one of those old school things when
you were like a young a young person just out
there drinking for the first time, you would try to
follow those rules. Yeah, you know, same way, same way,
Like I'm sure many many a young man heard about,
like the tongue thing with the alphabet, like if you're
giving more to a lady for the first time, you know,
like ab say didn't work.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
Out either, But hey, you try it right. I'm sure
she appreciated the game. I appreciate the effort.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Samdubm.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
I quit this bitch.