FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 21st 2025 Podcast

Greg Gory's Game, Headline News, Patrick Warburton in Studio & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

(00:48):
Today's Wednesday. It's May the twenty first, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. Yeah, so another day, another dollar,
you know that's right? All right? So my name's Woody
Greg Gory. Would we get the Greg? Oh yeah, you
have a confession to make here, Greg, there is Sea Bass.
I looked at Gregor. I'm like there was something I
was supposed to remember about Greg. Oh yeah, Greg's got

(01:10):
a confession. Chater more on that, very much out of it.
I think you already be straight up shot really sending
you guys something. Don't open it yet. All right, there's
a there's Sammy. Good morning. Sammy Morgan is here. We
got von our video producer, We got bored, we got
Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. Phones
are opening eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

(01:32):
Coming up on the show today and in studio guest
rare pat Yeah, Putty from Patty putty from Seinfeld of
course Joe family. Guys, if you've ever wrote Soren at Disney,
you know him as your captain Patrick Patrick Warburtony gonna

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be on the show today. Gotta be fun, news headlines,
entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno birthday. Another keyword to get you
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So win your Disney cruise from the Woody show. All right,
So Greg's confession.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, it's not too salacious, but hopefully you guys got
the text because I.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Just think it, You know what, it's just so out
of care, it really is.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So what am I obsessed with eating lately that's not
on the diet fat boy now? Which, yeah, that's right.
I'm so inscream sandwiches beyond obsessed. I bore everybody just
talking about them because I want to spread the word
about fat boys.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now. Also, let me set this up. What is something
that Greg has always judged other people for? Exactly hardcore?
When Sea Bass takes up for people that have couches,
the plug or cup holders.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Or if you have a sign that says kitchen, he.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Doesn't like mid Midwest middle aged woman, Techi day kitchen.
What do people think is funny?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
And now I have one because I spoke to a
friend about my I was gonna say, love it's worship
obsessions of ice cream sandwiches by fat Boy that she
got me a piece of ice cream sandwich decor that
I have displayed in my.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Kitchen in a million in a million years, you said,
who does this belong to? Somebody who works on your show?
Like I would think maybe Greg because of the ice
cream sandwich. But I would say at the same time,
but Waver and I never had a gold plastic. I'm
guessing it's not new.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It is a slice of marble weighs a good ten
pounds and then it has the gold on the outside
with the little divots to make it look like an
ice cream sandwich with a bite taken out of it.
At first I opened it and I thought, oh.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
And then it's below that tops the ice cream.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome, like in behind closed doors.
And then I used it to prop up a cutting board.
It marble, really, I don't know what maybe a bookend.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Or a paper w freaking adorable.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
But yeah, so now I have basically a statue of.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
White trash. You are what's ghetto. I'm gonna have a
sign this as wine.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, Greg, I actually I was thinking about you on
Sunday because I was perusing through Sam's Club and you
know how you thought they only made one type of flavor.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Of fab Boy, the original.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I forgot to send this to you. Fab boy'mores all
in a wow.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I would try that.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I I did pick up the fudge Brownie flavor I'm
still like the origin.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You got to get on that.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Speaking, Greg, I have something to say to you that
is very, very important. Do you remember, I don't know
a while back, when you told us that story about
that girl you knew who like tricked one of the
Bachelor's yes into like that she was pregnant.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
The daughter of a friend of mine who dated the
Bachelor told him, hey, you got me pregnant, took him
to court, tried to get money out of him, trying
to extort him. Turns out they never even had it.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Turns out she's done this the orled and she's done
it to many of them, and pregnant that way.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
But guess what. There is a full podcast series about her,
and I am obsessed with it. It's called It's from
the Pretend Podcast show and it's The Internet Saves the Bachelor,
and it's all about her. I believe her name is
Laura Owen.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Laura Owen, somebody you know she falsified documentary.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
It's crazy. So you know her father to Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I only know her.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I've only met her once. I'm friends with her dad.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
So what does he think about this?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I haven't spoken to him since the news broke.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
It's probably for the best.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And he even marked out of steak this series you're timing.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, it's crazy it it leaves no stone unturned and
it is not. It seems pretty honest. Yeah, it's not
candy coating, sugarcoating anything about her or the story.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
And it wasn't just embarrassing. She's facing felony charges.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Like prison charges.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, it's called the Internet Saves the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Internet Saves the bat and podcast recommendation.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
All right, Greg's buddy.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Wow, all right, so Greg, ice cream sandwich to Core Core.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
And eat it and listen to this.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeahh I'm getting grab a box of fat Boy sandwiches and.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Had a fat Boy so we might have to do that.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
They're so creamy and they're so like there's I mean,
they're so thick.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
And you say it's a better show. It's which is
what everybody talks about.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
By the way, you can't get it's it's everywhere, you know,
it's like one of the fat boys you can find. Okay, Yeah,
fat boys are available for regional And look at the
cal thing. They're like two hundred and forty calories. I
think that's not bad, right, Nothing you can have dude,
so I could have two diet it's damn near. I
have one like every three day. Ye yeah, I mean
you got dairy in there, right right, that's gotta be.

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That's pretty good. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody text
us over to two two nine eight seven show. We're
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Wednesday morning. It's May twenty first, twenty twenty five. Mine
is whatdy? That's Greig Gory would there's a menace? What

(07:48):
is that?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
We've got?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Gina, good morning, Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, Morgan's
taking new calls. Phones are opened at eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us a text over to two to ninety seven.
The other day another prize Menace had the e bike
that he gave away yesterday was the trigger tailgator grill

(08:12):
gral to give three of those things yesterday. That's right,
And today's another day where I give somebody here on
the show five hundred bucks. A five hundred dollars budget.
They have to try to come up with a prize
that they think that you, the Woodie Show listener, would
really dig and have a game to see how you're
going to win that prize. All right, Greg Gory, Now

(08:33):
he got his lawnmode a bit because nobody was sharing,
you know, what the prize were.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Going to be.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
We weren't contunicating, didn't think about that part, you know.
And then Greg's like, damn it because he was thinking
about an e bike. I had an e bike picked out. Yeah,
so he switched it up and we'll find out what
his prize is rus his game.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
That's that's coming up this hour here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh and I went within like eighty cents of the
five hundred dollars limit.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh sweet, okay, top it off. Whatever, men, you did
it within the budget. It's within budget. That's good.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
And you'll say Greg got his lawnmode not by like
in real life he would do that him.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah, of course, figure it is. Pleasure of life
is taking care of your crass and phones are out,
but eight seven seven forty four, what for now? You'll
need that number to call in when we do the
game a little bit later on this hour. Good news,
Sea Bass. You know, I was wondering maybe I had

(09:28):
low testoster on or something. I wasn't quite sure what
the hell was going on. Again, I see, I can't see,
but do you have low t Okay, so there's an
update on all that stuff. I don't have low tea. Yeah,
it's just a look of things, not the actual t.
Because I was wondering, like, why why am I seeing
videos in a different ways these days? Why, you know,
I mean over the Fox that Fox video like got

(09:53):
just around the word cute a lot, just just things
like that.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Emotions. Is it as I had advance, you know in age?
I don't know, but I thought maybe, okay, well, you know,
I start getting into your late forties and so maybe testoster.
I've had a couple of friends who they went on
the testosterone supplements and whatever. Anyway, so I had to
do that new doctors and all the blood work and
all this stuff. Okay, So it turns out, no, no

(10:17):
low tea at all.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
In fact, my testosterone level is actually very healthy.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
That's what your wife's been saying, right, Broke, which is
probably why I can grow.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Such a full beer, such a man.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
So you don't have low tea, but can you up
your tea?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And they don't. You don't don't encourage that you don't
want you don't want to do.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Don't you get like back knee and tiny tiny mill.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's like, I mean the same kind of ideas, the
same yeah, same same family. Yeah yeah, anyway, so then
I get, yeah, I got that that result that said
high calcium, which I'm like, oh, that sounds like it
could be a good thing, like oh, really strong bones,
but by like a hair wasn't it was, But it's
to where they they want to do a follow up

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just to see because it could mean something, you know,
more serious and so more bad. I've never I've never,
I mean, knock on what, I've never had really any
kind of serious health thing, and so this tripped me
out because they're setting me back for more blood work,
and so it took forever to get the results of

(11:18):
that back. Got it back. Turns out my calcium is
totally finey, like everything's within normal range. I had to
do this whole thing where I carried around a jug
of my own pee for twenty four hours. That's the way.
That is the worst. It's the worst.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
But did it have anything to do with that stupid
multi vitamin?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, yeah, I was told stop taking the multivitamin now
kind of like the testosterone thing or anything else. Unless
you're deficient in something, there's no reason to be taking
any of these supplements exactly right, Like your body is
not going to absorb one thousand percent. It's going to
take what it needs, and as long as it has
what it needs, it's gonna pee the rest out into

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your jug.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Had a billion dollars and people have been rallying against
stuffed industry for years, but it's just out there, just
keeps on going.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's all kinds of garbage. You can buy it. Yeah,
And I was just taking like a centrum, like a
men's multi vitamin thing. So the doctor specifically told you
don't take this next. Yes. Wow, So it does work.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Apparently it's around right exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
The calcium thing, for example, the the cutoff for normal
range was like ten point three. Mine was like ten
point seven or ten point eight or something like that.
Whatever that means. Okay, So he's like, all right, let's stop.
Are you taking any supplements? I said, multi vitamin, He's
stop taking that for a week. We'll retest in a
week and then go from there. But with the high calcium,

(12:36):
you're at risk for a couple of things, and one
of it's one of three things. It's some kind of
like thyroid type thing where there's some gland around your
thyroid that's producing too much calcium to overcompensate for something else,
which means outpatient surgery. Okay, like that, Okay, whatever, you
can still deal without outpatient surgery whatever. The other one
was cancer, meaning that cancer got like the Joe Biden thing,

(12:59):
or cancer gets into your bones. The cancer is deteriorating
the bone. The bone is then getting depositive. The calcium
is getting deposited in your bloodstream, which is why it
shows up. See that the creator of Gilbert has that too,
and he's like, legit going to die. Oh yeah, yeah,
I did see that. He's got like months maybe yeah
by summertime. I promise him going somewhere with this story.

(13:19):
And then the other thing is high calcium can be
menace that you're very prone to stones, which also, yeah,
I've never had I've never experienced a kidney stone. I
had one, and I don't think I passed it. Like
they told me, hey, you have a kidney stone lives there,
and then I thought, well.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Yeah, it depends. There's like a couple of different kinds.
They could be like hard as a rock, or they
can just break up like little pieces of sand.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, I'm a person who doesn't worry about a lot
of stuff like that, but for whatever reason, in this moment,
over the last handful of days, I've been like really
stressed out about the whole thing because there's some cancer
history in family, not necessarily that kind, but just you
know whatever. Of course, also, I'm finally doing something that
I've always wanted to do, and stuff like that when

(14:07):
it comes up can disqualify you and it's all for nothing.
Oh yeah, you know, doing something you really love. Yeah,
now the government says you can't even do it, and
so it's a federal you know. So anyway, Uh so
there was that I was really stressed out about that.
In fact, I was more worried about that about not
being able to do that. I was like, man, let

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me just get to the point where I can get
my medical certificate, because that's good for two years, right,
then I'll deal with the cancer stuff. I'll have two
years to figure that out and get to whatever point
I need to put.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
It.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Will give me two years to just keep enjoying whatever
I'm enjoying. So that's what I was most worried. I
wasn't even more as much about kids the cancer part
of myself, because I figured, like, you know, and you'll
give that your best shot, right it's I know, it
sounds weird. It sounds weird. So it was very like
worst case scenario on that.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And you had just done your will and stuff.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
We're getting that done right now, right with the process.
We have big meeting yesterday.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's that's up. By the way, anybody who's doing like
you get together to do like your will or you're like,
we're putting together like a trust, like a state trust man.
What a bunch of depressing ask questions and things to consider. Yeah, oh,
has your wife die at the same time, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Everyone puts it off.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, and it's like, okay, well then you die, But
then what happens when one of your children die? And
if you anyway, here's where I'm going with this. I
was very much stressed out over like the results were
taking forever to get back. I'm thinking about worst case scenario.

(15:41):
I had a meeting on Monday with one of the
company muckety MUCKs about something else, which this is not
a person I get together with a lot. Usually when
we get together there's some kind of issue to discuss.
I like this person a lot. So I was going
into that thinking like, all right, I already had it
kind of in my mind of how things were gonna go.
And you guys know, because I told you about it,
went to that on Monday, and that was actually a

(16:02):
really great meeting. It was. It was it was great.
Like I left, I'm like, oh wow, that was. First
of all, it was a nice visit because she's really cool. Yeah.
And then the second thing is it's some really good
stuff potentially here for the show. No ball dropped. No
ball dropped. And I'm like, you know, man, you got
to stop thinking this way. Yeah, And then I was
freaking it. So this is where I'm going with the story.
Then I was freaking out all week about this stupid

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I'm carring around to jugging my piss. I'm waiting on
this blood test. I'm thinking the worst case scenario about
not being able to, you know, get my pilot's license
and fly and do all that stuff that I finally
just discovered and loved h and then get the results
yesterday and everything's totally fine. I'm like, you know what, man, Yeah,
just relax, you know, like worry about stuff when it

(16:45):
comes in. When it comes in, yeah, now nothing bad happens.
One of the biggest things that I learned early that
has served me well. I think it's true to a
certain point, like think about what's the worst case scenario,
and then when you realize what that is, you got
to think to yourself, can I can I live with that?
Will I be okay?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Can I get through that?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah? Will I be okay? If the answer is yes,
forget it? Yeah? And that that has served me really well.
I think it just got too much in the course
of a couple of weeks. Yeah, So it was like
two things I like, man, but I kind of thought
to myself, like, dude, stop being so cynical. Yeah, but
I'm so how long will that last? I have no idea.

(17:26):
I'm not even saying it'll take right because it's not.
It's not my general makeup with all of it. But
I know a lot of people it because I was
thinking like, maybe this would be helpful for people to hear,
because I know a lot of people go through that
stuff and they think about that. It's just they get
so caught up in the worst case scenario. Dude, I
was like diarrhea for like three days.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
You went on web that was the first one.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It wasn't on WebMD. It was even worse. It was
chat GPT.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
And I don't mean to be a total cynic, but
this wasn't this doctor just trying to earn his keep right, like, no,
you might have bone cancer.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
No no, no, he's like, you should follow up on this,
And everything I read said, yes, if this is how
you should definitely follow up on it. It's not one
of those oh well just wait and see, you should
definitely follow up.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
I mean, being a cynical person can be extremely draining
and draining for people around you.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
You could just stressed out. Yeah, I had nothing to
do with anybody else.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I was just stressed And it's nothing anyone could do
anything about because it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, and so yes, you can be aware of stuff,
but maybe cross that bridge when you come to it,
like have an idea of how you would handle it.
But in the meantime, like stop. It's almost like a
self fulfilling prophecy in a way. In a lot of ways,
when they.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Say when you're a hammer. Everything looks like a nail.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Correct. It easier said than done, though it is. Oh,
don't fret, don't worry. I agree with you one thousand percent.
It's almost impossible. So I'm trying, just so you know, everybody,
So I'm trying from what I've just learned just this week.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
A nice little reminder.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, it's nice. It's a it's a nice little Okay,
remember this moment.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
I do have a quick life hack when it comes
to flying. Possible life hack because maybe you can answer this.
Let's just say, in America, there's like, hey, your medical stuff,
you can't you know, we're talking about you flying, right,
you can't get your pilot's license in America. But if
you go over the border and you go to Mexico,

(19:26):
maybe their rules are a little bit different, okay, and
you can't get out a pilot license there. Would you
be able to fly into America because those points are
coming in all the time, So they didn't get their license.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
In life hack in the caribector's license. Yeah, that's a
great question, and I don't know the answer. That easiest
place I would think if I'm flying, here's the best
place to get.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
A pilot.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
I don't need to top that minute, but I think
I have an even better life hack. When you were
talking about kidney stones, have you guys heard that Big
thunder Mountain railroad at Disneyland is one of the apparent
one of the best ways to break up a kidney stone?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
So I never heard that, Dude, you go to a
six flags, go to if you, if you, If we're
just talking about Disney Disneyland specifically, the matter horns got
to be way better for that thing, because Big thunder
Mountains pretty smooth, at.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Least they refer to for some reason.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Yeah, but I think anything that nothing has worked for him.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Are you still doing your lemon juice? No?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
No, No, I'm yeah, I'm pretty good these days. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
So I guess the moral story is be aware, but
don't worry yourself to death on stuff. Uh, just kind
of take it in stride and then figure out how
you would or have a plan in place that how
you would deal with something, and then put that on
the back burner until you know you actually have to
pull from that and use it, you know.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I think that, I think I think that's what what
I'm getting. If you put this into action and it
works for you. You could be a sponsor like an
a A you know, like they should have that, you know,
life sponsors.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, I mean let me know how friends?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, sorry, but what it's specific to this?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, because I've been that way my whole life, right,
I mean I've been I've had that, you know, uh,
look outlook my entire life. It's hard to break. And
I'm trying to be better, like I really am, legitimately.
That's why even first be here on I sound like
I have not slept almost at all this week. I've
gotten very little sleep, and so I'm exhausted. My voice

(21:28):
is thrashed, and it's just been you know, diarrhea and
just just unnecessary because there everything's fine, everything is fine,
you know what you should do, and you haven't slept
and you have diarrhea. Fly. Yeah, Well that that perks
me up. That perks me all. We're gonna take a
break and then we're coming back with Greg's Gang. Greg.
What's the prize? The prize It comes highly recommended from

(21:51):
our good friend Rich on Tech and I checked it
out and I love this. The vacuum thing five Alt
Went Drive Vacuum Clean cordless hard floor cleaner was smart
Elit Mop with AI assistant wheels nice one hundred and
ninety four degree hot air flash drying and hot water

(22:11):
self clean mop. Yeah, I sure did. You gotta let
us know how they go. I will, but yeah, the
robo rock F twenty five. All right, so that's the
project you can win. We're gonna play a game. How
many people do you mean? Ideally one? But let's line up.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Let's say three, three Morgan, three people. And I ask
that anybody who calls in just be slightly music literate.
You don't have to be a music savant, but just
have a general overall knowledge of music and bans and songs,
et cetera.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
All right, don't be an idiot.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Okay, just don't call in thinking like God, I've never
heard of any band in the world is great, h
o al Garbage Day, not garbage here people. Okay, don't forget.
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while did they leave it out for
an extra day? It's four years the Woody Show, all right,

(23:09):
eight seven seven four Woody. That's the phone number to
call if you want to play Greg's contest for the prize.
We gave people on the show five hundred dollars a
budget of five hundred bucks to come up with a prize.
They think that you, the Woody Show listener, would really enjoy,
and Greg went with this. It's it's a perfect thing

(23:30):
for Greg.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
And it came highly recommended from Rich on Tech, our
tech reporter who we just had on the show, and
it was his gadget of the week. What's called the rocket,
the robo rock robo rock twenty five wet dry vacuum
cordless hard floor cleaner was smart electric bomb. There you go,
and AI assistant wheels. So far this week met us

(23:52):
with the electric bike is intight. And then we had
the trigger grille, the pellet grill that gena yesterday and
today it's the really cool techy vacuum. That's right, eight
seven seven forty four Woody is the fall number. It's
eight seven seven forty four Woody. And let's say hi
to Everett. Hey, good morning Everett, Everett, Good morning, areo.

(24:15):
We're doing fantastic. You're gonna play Greg's game. What is
this game? Greg? The game is called tune. That name tune,
that name change that.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Tune and Woody I have several clips for you right
there in your folder, and I have only numbered them.
I have not named them. Therefore, you can even play along. Okay,
I would like you to join in now. If Everett
gets seven points, he will win by getting seven to
get to seven points. If he names the band, you

(24:45):
get one point. If you name the band and the song,
you get two points. WHOA hit seven points and you
win the robo rock f twenty five.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, Everett, does that sound good to you?

Speaker 9 (24:56):
So good to me?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So point for the title, a point for the artist. Correct,
you need seven? Needs seven total points, and we've got
to clip one. This is nay, okay, Everett, here we go,
Oh my got it?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Every I like that one?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Can you tune that name a dancing queen, dancing queen,
bye bye? I remember there's by all right, that's one?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, that would be an Abba dancing queen. This song
gott I hate Abba.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Really.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I've just watched an Appa documentary. It's pretty interesting. It
was really good. They sailed three million albums. Another's super popular.
I think that you could pretty much do a documentary
on anything. It's like thirties on ESPN. Even if you
don't care. They're still interesting.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Even follow sports.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I love those, like why am I watching this?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
I don't even care about the subject.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
And you know who hated Abba when they first got
their start Sweden? Why there was a total backlash. They
heard it, they heard it, and that's why A little
fun fact here Abba backwards is Abba? Al Right, So Everett,
you got one point. Next one, here we go. Tune
that name? Easy pace, yep, all right, can you tune

(26:50):
that name? Everett? Everett? Nine snails.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
Closer closer?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Right, so I'm surprised you didn't say the effort and
and I and backwards this and I so so cool? Yeah,
thank you, closer, I agree? All right, Here we go
clip number three. Tune that name?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Done?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Got it? All right, Everett? Tune that name? You got
three points. I'll be honest, I don't have a clue
on this one. Oh really, would you like to play
a long Yeah? That would be Aha? Take on me

(27:59):
take d se bast bonus point? What is AHA backwards?
I have not following?

Speaker 9 (28:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Well, that was the last of those, by the way,
somebody to choose from. Yeah, so ever, you have three points?
But ever you know the song? Now right, I mean
you recognize it.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I recognize it, and I just backwards
just beenund right.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
You can't get them all I understand. All right, So
here we go. This is number four. I got it,

(28:51):
all right, Everett tune. That name.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Sounds like maybe something about Marilyn Manson, but I.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Can't get the good guess that would be the mode
Depeche Mode personal Jesus. Yeah, a couple of don alright,

(29:23):
So that's number four. We have number five. Tune that
name done? Oh yeah, all right, Everett tune that name.

(29:45):
I know you can do this one, buddy, Come on,
I know, I know it.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
You do.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'll give you. I'll give you a couple more seconds
of it.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
No, I know it, but I can't think of it?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
How about a band? What you say?

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Nose?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You need to point to five?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Right.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
See.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I knew you could do it.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
Just took a ticket.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, back in black A.

Speaker 9 (30:21):
C D S.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I knew you'd be good at this body. But now
that I'm hearing it even again, I realized this is
not as easy as I thought it was. Really Yeah,
I think well, I think these are all big song
artists that have distinctive sounds. I googled one of the
most well known songs that anybody would go. All right,
number six right, Craig, Yes, and okay, five points. You

(30:55):
only need two more points here, Everett nor to win.
Here we go. Tune that name already done?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Oh there we got.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Alright, Everett, tune that.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
Name Hotel California.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Hotel California. Bye, oh California is Eagles Well radulation, winner
of this rolly tune that name Everett. Congratulations, and I
appreciate you listening to the Woo Show. Hang on one second,
we'll get your information.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
Okay, sounds good. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Allright, there we go, Thanks, thanks for listening. Man, There
we go. That's how you play Greg's game. He went
himself the prize. Oh, let me bring him back on
the line again. Hold on, Everett, that's one time explain
to you what that prize is again. Oh, you're gonna
love it.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
The Robo rock F twenty five five wet dry vacuum cleaner,
cordless hard floor cleaner, Smart electric mop AI assistant wheels
what one hundred.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
And ninety four degree hot air flash dry hot water
self cleaning mopping fact I think that's the official vacuum
of the Hotel California, just finished a vacuum. All right,
every hang on a second, buddy, we'll get all of
your info. Thank you. Retail price of four ninety nine
forty damn. I think I just hung up on them
by accident.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Come help.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
So yeah, all right here, don't anybody say anything. Let's
see how quickly I can get it, because so far
they've been really I've been pretty I've been pretty quick
on them. All right, here we go, Yep, got it,
yep even backwards. It sucksen four in the US. All right, yeah,

(32:51):
I kind of got it. It's terrible both direction.

Speaker 11 (33:03):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Shut up?

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Even?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's better?

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Number eight? Shot it it'll rock you.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Right yeah, yeah, my gut that Uh? Next one, okay,
living on a prayer bond jovie?

Speaker 9 (33:37):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Song? All right? How about this one? You got it? Killers? Damn?
Mister bright signor somebody show somebody.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Told me.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Too quick? Too quick?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
About the call play clocks easiest one of the Yeah
you're still gonna win a bat?

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Uh show me show me you cure froday? Am in love?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Dailed it?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
And then the last clip met I said, oh my,
this is my all time favorite song. We have to
revisit it.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
This is the one I don't know. I have no
idea back to your favorite Peter where we started not aba, yeah,
no wonder.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
I would like to say that I agree with all
these Eurovision songs are garbage.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Wow, you're wrong. Much like soccer. Europe loves your standing
stand at Nillo Mega Gig.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Sweetest greatest export is pop music.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
No, it's like Kia second greatest next the Woody Show.
There's a story about this guy in Houston who's suing
what a Burger for a million dollars because they put

(35:37):
onions on his burger. He says specifically asked for no onions,
but he still got served a burger with them anyway.
This is back July of last year. He claims he
had a serious reaction that sent him to the doctor.
Now here's the kicker. This isn't even his first onion lawsuit.
A month earlier, he sued Sonic for the exact same thing.

(36:01):
That case is already headed to a jury trial.

Speaker 8 (36:04):
To check his burgers before he eats them.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, thank you, Sammy, That's exactly where I was going
with my thought process. I'm thinking, Okay, if I'm allergic
to onions, legit to the doctor. Point to yeah, to
where you're gonna need medical attention. Okay, you can ask
for it. But don't you think knowing the knowing accidents
happen and no one's intentionally trying to kill you because
they don't. Maybe you just don't prefer onion. They don't know.

(36:30):
Even if you told him, like, look, I'm I'm really allergic. Still,
accidents happen.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
They're going to make it the way they make it.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And if you are that allergic, you are a grown
ass person. You are lifting the food to your mouth.
Take a look at it.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
First, but then is really heavy?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Oh, just take a look at it first. So I
think dude, I got called for jury duty. They bumped
it members welled to Now it's July.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
I'll give this guy the death bound him a million
dollars going against some of my favorite You think.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
This crap wouldn't fly in Texas?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Yeah, like they would even look at this.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I mean, and also like there's a jury that's gonna
be sympathetic to that. Sure, Yeah, like you have a
jury for onions on your burder Son.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Really weird, and it's not like onions are so subtle.
You'll know within the first half of a bite if
you have an onion in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
The people who go around looking for opportunities to sue,
the people who go well, technically, this ramp isn't at
the right angle because it's the code calls for whatever.
There are a lot of losers and wheelchairs that exactly right.
Losers and wheelchairs going around the angle of the ramp
isn't the right hight from eighty joy your wheelchair.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
We don't need these people right.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah. What I'm saying, wheel them off a cliff is
what you're wow.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
I just asking questions. You set their break and you
walk away.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I mean the Woody Show into an under new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Wednesday morning. It's
May the twenty first, twenty twenty five, Woody Greg for Minace,
what Hei we got ce Best, we got Sammydy, we
got Morgan.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
The false are open.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodies sent us a text
over to two two nine eight seven seven to two
four as a question, could you please repeat the cruise
keyword please? Yes? So the Disney seven night Alaskan cruise
that you are trying to win. Keyword today is magic

(38:34):
M A G I C. So yesterday was Robert Robe
from Moore Park, California, who got the three hundred dollars
Disney gift card is now qualified. We had Jeshua, she
won on Monday. And then we'll have a gift card
winner today who will go into the grand prize drawing
for the cruise Thursday, Friday, and then all next week.

(38:55):
Oh sweet, and then we'll be on the cruise next week,
the cruise itself. I don't know which butt on my
excited about. I think we've never vacation together, right as
a show, We've never Here's the thing. As long as
we've done this show together, we've never well you and
me kind of now, that's different.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
We go to destinations together.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's different. I'm saying that we've never done like where
you go to like a lot of shows will go
to like some resort somewhere, Yeah, and do the show
from the resort for a week or one of these cruises.
We've never done something like that. We did a trip
years ago when my wife was pregnant with my son
who was about to turn sixteen next month. Wow, so
that's how long ago that was. When we went to

(39:33):
uh we did a ski trip where we got buses
with a bunch of listeners. But we've done like we
took bus trips to Tahoe. We've done a bunch of
weekend trips pretty much. Yeah, yeah, just weekends. So like
we went to Yeah, we went to New Orleans for
a music festival.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
That's not the same.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, that's the I know, that's kind of getting at
this couple's massage. Yeah, you guys each other dessert. We
have like a whole week right now.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
We're working, not hot together.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
That's the one thing I am a little stressed about
because we are doing the show each day, and you know,
when you're out of your element, it's not like they
have certain things that need to happen, and it's like,
so it's not just come in and do your thing. Yeah,
so that's my kids. That's my big concern. It's my
big priority. Obviously the show comes first, and then and
then everything else, and then we're giving away this Disney

(40:23):
Alaska cruise.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
I want Disney to be happy, and I was, yeah,
but it'll be fun. I think it'll be a lot
of fun. I think so super fun.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
So we're gonna test it. We're gonna test it. It's
like a test cruise. I've never been on a Disney cruise.
They're awesome even if you are not there or don't
bring kids with you. There are a bunch of adults
only areas, restaurants, lounges, bars, pool on this ship, in
particular the Disney Wonder there's a pool at the front
of the ship that's adults only, and there's a big

(40:50):
bar right next to it. I was looking at photos.
That's awesome to find, Greg. Yeah, I'm looking forward to
learning the lay of the land or the lay of
the ship.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Yeah, it's cool. Get your steps in, Greg, I need it.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah. So the word is magic. So anytime between now
and midnight tonight, you just want to go to our website,
which is the woodieshow dot com, enter that keyword magic
and you're trying to win today's three hundred dollars Disney
gift card is the qualifying prize and then being the
running to win the cruise. And if you get the cruise,
it's you you bring four people, You get four people
that Disney will cover nice, incredible, super cool.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Oh yeah, I have a question off topic, but magic?
What's that? One song?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Is magic?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
You're the one that I desire man?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh yeah, yeah you can do Yeah, you can have
anything that you desire magic. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
I'm asking because on the way to work today I
stopped at the at the liquor store to get an
energy drink as usual, and that song is playing, but
it was a Middle Eastern guy like covering it.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Oh is it a you can do magic?

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:04):
But I was like, wait, is the guy working here
like playing his own covers?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Maybe he has his.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Own ce different than the Olivia Newton John got to.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
No, no, no, it's a guy. Okay, guys, can you
believe this guy? You hit on the He's amazing.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I swear to god, yeah you heard this guy?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
It was.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
I was like, he's playing his own covers in the
liquor store.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
Why not, He's in control of the music.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Sounded pretty good?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Done? Well? You have something spell and then something I
don't know all the words, but I sing and then.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
What I'm serious?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You grew up in Kansas.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
I grew up in Kansas.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
You're a woman of a certain age in America.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
We loasted rot I've never heard this.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
You're breathing, get out of here. Wow, that's that's surprising.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah, I know Americas.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (43:11):
Okay, I actually asked this guy for his cover because
it was good. I wasn't a housewife in the seventies.
But this goes back to your thing mats, like, just
because you wasn't like.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
The song that this isn't exactly Hotel California, This isn't
played everywhere all the time.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Missible you're like on hold for the.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Tripping. Sorry it was nine. We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Woody Show for you next again.
The keyword for the cruise today's magic m A G.
I ce enter it right now, the Woody Show dot com.
What are you waving your hands around for. She's got
to fix the bumper.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Yeah, she's got something out ejected, All right.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
You can do magic. Just bump it right back in there.
Number eight on the board Hot one hundred. So see, bear,
you were listening to pop music and I can need
you too. You couldn't have missed. Yeah, yeah, ga, yeah,
what are you listening what? He's gotta pull something? Yeah,
I gotta pull the screen F nine.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
I don't know I had a screenshot of it in.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
My head otherwise known as a memory photographic man just
before I did, all these screenshots flashed before. This is
the Wood Show? What about the trending news headlines on
this Wednesday morning? Gina grn Well, Norm has left the bar.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
George Went, the actor who played Norm on Cheers, has
passed away. He died peacefully in his sleep at home.
He was seventy six. He played Norm for all eleven
seasons of Cheers, and the role basically made him a
legend and guaranteed him free beers for life. He once said,
whenever I go out, people are always sending over around.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
He was nominated for six Emmys. Was also part of
the legendary snl bit super Fan you know the Bears,
The Bears, the Bears, the Bulls, Dika, But in fact
he was also Jason Sudeikus's uncle. His Cheers co stars
are mourning him to dance and Kelsey Grammar Ria Pearlman
all calling him humble and kind and hilarious.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Cheers is that show that reminds me of probably being
like eight or nine years old, and I'd be in
bed and I could hear outside in the living room,
my mom and my stepdad watching that show nice and laughing.
That's what it reminds me of.

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Oh really yeah, I mean when I was a kid,
they would put it on for us when we would
go to sleep like kids. The parents were up and
they were putting all of us to bed, and they'd
turn on I think it was probably nick at night
by then, but they'd turn on Cheers and we'd fall
asleep to it.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
I love Cheers. I still watch it.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Great theme song.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
This is this is when it was still airing like
the original episodes and you had to watch TV guys
on the nights of the time. Happened that it happened? Yeah,
it wasn't like you can just so man. When it
came on, he all right, hey guys, cheers up. Yes,
it's a great theme song. But a vibe making you

(46:03):
in the world takes everything you've got. What's on.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Your worries?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Belong?

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Didn't you like to get.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Sometimes you don't want to go. Welldy knows your name?
They always came. You want to be You can see
troubles all holiday.

Speaker 10 (46:37):
You want to be.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Your name? Also, back when TV shows had real theme songs.
Oh yeah, there were more than two second blocks the
whole thing. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Now it's like, oh look, Cheers is on, you want
to go?

Speaker 10 (46:52):
Name?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
And the show starts way too long? Still yeah, way
too long and normals in every single episode.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Oh yeah, you have the best lines. You always had
all the one liners. And what was his wife's name
that he hated?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Vera? He never saw her?

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Well, they caught another one. Five out of ten of
those inmates who escaped from a New Orleans jail last
week have been caught, including one who's only nineteen, but
the other five still on the run. They also arrested
a thirty three year old employee there at the Orleans
Parish Justice Center for allegedly helping these guys escape. This
was a maintenance worker. He's claiming he only got involved

(47:25):
because one of the inmates threatened to hurt him if
he didn't. According to the affidavit, the inmate told him
to turn off the water to the cell being used
for the escape, because you know, they escaped behind a toilet.
The worker says he complied because he feared he would
get shanked. He's been hit with a bunch of different charges, though,
and if he's convicted on all accounts, he could go
to prison for sixty years.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
He probably doesn't have access to any law enforcement to
say that he's in danger. Yeah everybody, Yeah, how would
he know?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
He's a maintenance job too at a prison. So you
don't just give that up, rightwing.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Well, President Trump just dropped a ass of announcements. Sorry,
breaking news.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I remember to bring my breaking the top. I brought
the top head in then I wore to uh the
magic castle for my friend's birthday party. Hello, it's not
that terrible.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
It's very distinguished.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
There's quality. Where'd you get it Amazon? Really? Yeah, really nice?
It fits you well, hats in the belfry, hats. That's amazing.
It's not terrible Christmas Carol, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
For somebody who doesn't like whimsy, that top hads really.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Sad, bring in at least once before.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
I threw it away the Groundhod, don't you dare throw
that away?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I need it to good will. Yeah, wear it to dinner,
throw away?

Speaker 10 (48:46):
All right.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Well, let's talk about this Golden Dome. So Trump says
he's building one in the US that's a missile defense system,
basically a super charged version of Israel's Iron.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Dome nineteen sixty three. Well, the goal is.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
To shield America from foreign threats like miss and drones,
even space based weapons. This little project would cost one
hundred and seventy five, but billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
We spend money on dumber stuff. I don't know a ton,
but israel'scot Oh the iron dome is I remember hearing
a lot about that over since this whole thing fired up,
since the attack and hold battle with the Moss and
their lobb and stuff like. From what I understand, I
feel really ridiculous, uh, having this conversation with this stupid
to take you seriously, But it works pretty well from

(49:30):
my understanding.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Incredible.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And if we're always worried about oh my god, well
what if North Korea fires off a nuke? Or would
you have to worry about that if you have a
gold dome or an iron dome whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
And we've always relied on our placement, you know, we're
just not near a bunch of countries that hate I
don't know, they.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Are always work yeah, yeah, but now there's technology, yes,
and better rockets.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
Can someone explain to me how that works exactly?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
I have looked it up a thousand times. It's basically
an interceptor. Yeah, it's not really a dump.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh I gotcha. Yeah, because that was like that's possible.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
It doesn't feel like it's not a biodome.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
How will people get to Japan? It's like the Truman
Show heard what altitude is that?

Speaker 10 (50:14):
God?

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Well, so fully have it fully operational by the end
of twenty twenty eight, which seems that would be great.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Now if no matter what political side you're on, just
google hypersonic missiles and just learn about them. And if
you learn about them, it'll be like totally for this.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
The Golden don't we already have anti ballistic missiles.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Not something that could like shoot down that could shoot
down like a hypersonic.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Well, and just to give you an idea of what
we're talking about, like with with the domain, Israel very effective.
It's got a ninety percent success rate in real combat,
and military officials say it's a must have. Since, like
you said, hypersonic missiles, cruise missiles, space based missile.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Sounds like a good idea. Yeah, put cameras up at
our houses. Thinging that's going to deter Anyboddy exactly. Just
film the robbery.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Yeah, if you heard us, we'll see you well, Key
witnesses took the stand and new evidence was revealed, and
yesterday's developments with the Diddy trial a male escort known
as the Punisher.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Nice Yes, He.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Described being paid to take part in these freak offs
allegedly arranged by Diddy, one of which involved Ditty's ex
case at Cassie while Diddy reportedly watched, which we kind
of heard about. And federal agents also presented weapons seized
from Ditty's place in Miami, including assault rifles with defaced
serial numbers and gun parts stored near lingerie and heels.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yeah, the Punisher, by the way, not to be confused
with the Big Black bitch Splitter. He was a different
He was a different guest on the list. Okay, so sir,
are you under Big Black or are you under bitch Splitter.
I'm trying to look at the list. My question what
are you male escorts for? The top hand on us?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Oh, if you have been paying a textion.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
To the trial at all, But like, what do you
need mail escorts.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
For because they liked to watch Cassie have sex.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
In the cup?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Check if you're a straight man, right, yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Well, courtsback on this morning with expected testimony from Diddy's
former assistant and possibly even rapper Kid Cutty, who at
one point Cassie was messing around with allegedly and did
he flipped out?

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Well, allegedly did he blew up his car? Yes, Friveway allegedly, Well,
I mean his car was in pieces.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
Yeah, well somehow the car was definitely blown out.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Can we please talk about flag football because that will
be one of the events at the twenty twenty eight
Summer Olympics in Los Angeles and you might see your
favorite NFL players play take on the field. Team owners
voted yesterday to allow their players to participate. The summer
games will run from July fourteenth to July thirtieth, so
most any player would miss some of the duties leading

(53:00):
into the started training camp. And as we mentioned, the
NFL owners will also vote probably today on the Green
Bay Packers proposal to ban pushing or pulling the ball
carrier anywhere on the field, otherwise known as the tush push.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, so they did approve it, so the NFL players
will be able to play in the flag football for
the Olympics. Like Justin Jefferson was the fast ones, Yeah
he was, Because it's gonna be like a five on
five thing. I mean, do we do we like that? Yeah,
it's fine. I mean, look, if you're gonna have something
as stupid and can't be as flag football in the Olympics,
yeah whatever.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
But player association people already saying that, like, no way,
they're not going to do it because it's right before
the season.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Justin Jefferson wants to play like he wants to go
to the Olympics. He wants to get a medal, he
wants a chance to compete. So I think if something
of the players want, the individual players themselves, if they want,
the owners wouldn't want that because of the reasons you
just mentioned. Be gets so close to the season, the
owners wouldn't want that. But if you're Justin Jefferson, if
you're made.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
But isn't it in most people's contract like no outside activities.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Sometimes that's what I devote your yeah sometimes, which is yeah,
why there was this whole thing about it. But they'll
be able to do it. Look, if the NBA players
can play for Dream teams exactly, I mean I don't
I don't see how they're going to keep people from
doing this. Well, that's what's going on when all right,
thank you very much, Gina, Greg got it up in
the morning to you.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Yes, lad more what he shows next.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Without clutching my turn the show? All right, Well, now
he's got to bring in some butterflies and cockroaches for
a great glory so he can get over his fear.
Oh or you know, let's let's go flying Greg.

Speaker 12 (54:49):
All of this.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
I'm saying, you know, because Gina faced a huge fear
last night. I've been meaning to ask you this morning
because Gina was the not the MC you're the.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
They call it the voice of God, the announcer.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah. So like when you go to like an event
like I don't know, the Grammys, you'll have the voiceover
that you hear, not the person who's hosting the show.
But like the fifty fourth Annual Grammy Awards sponsored by
Gina did that for some award gallop?

Speaker 9 (55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
And that was oh yeah, oh my god. It was
for the Alliance Alliance for Women in Media Foundation big
award show, the Gracie Awards, the award show. And you'd
think like, ah, this isn't any big deal. I was
terrified because this is all live we're used to, you know, like, oh,
let me take that again or you know edit that.
Oh no, you get you get crazy tongue and everyone's

(55:45):
going to hear it. These are like muckety bucks, like
big like in our industry, like our bosses, bosses, bosses
and like all these people. I was terrified.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
You're kind of behind everything. You're not in front of anybody.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
You're the back of the room. I'm in the room
hand yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
And uh.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
And you got to push a little button. And when
you push that button and you know, welcome to the
fiftieth Annuel Grazie and everyone hears you. And I'm like,
oh god, there were names I didn't know how to pronounce.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
For the longest time, I always thought that was pre recorded,
like that type of stuff, always thought was pre recorded.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
No, that was.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
You think so terrified to do it live? Yeah, I
went well. At one point, I swear I said, please
settle in and take your seats. The show will start
in more mements instead of your moments. And other than that,
I did really well, I think, And it was really
really paid. G No, you do for the love of

(56:44):
the game.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
You do.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
That was an honor just to be there. Sure, and
we're talking about speaking of it not being paid. The
reason I look like I went to prom last night
is because I I had to get hair and makeup
done for like the carpet and everything, and uh was
it free? So we're going to get an extra day
of this hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You have to walk the carpet, yeah to that, and
they wanted.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
To make sure that they knew I was from the
wood Is Show. Okay, So we get a little pressed.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Do we always get asked for like the iHeartRadio Festival,
the Music Award things like that, to Hey, you guys
are going to walk the red car like I am
not walking?

Speaker 9 (57:22):
Why?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Why?

Speaker 10 (57:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
And this is why our social media blew up overnight.
I'm not I'm not doing it. I'm not doing so
good for you? Thank you.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
She just never met a picture she didn't like.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I mean, she's well, I have, I just haven't posted
a picture.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
There's an opportunity for a photo.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
Yeah, it looked so good last night. You were dressed
up so fancy.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Now this is the time I have to tell you
because this is the most exciting part of it. That
dress and that belt a total sixty three dollars.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Shut up?

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Are you serials?

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Nice dressing.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I don't know is that a good deal? You're kidding? Okay,
she was in a.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Gag and uh yeah, I paid way more for my
hair and makeup, so it was really.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Really cost you money. Oh yeah, the hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
There, it was worth it.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
It was very fancy. I think I did a good job.
I think I read you're so well.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
It was a nice early day though.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Right got ome at like eleven.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Alright, Well, as you can see, the door is opening.
Here comes the cockroaches.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Just because Gina face to I'm going to Morewoody Show's
name Sy next The Woody Show, The Woody Show. And
we are into another new hour in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is May the twenty first,
twenty twenty five on Wody. That's great gory, good morning.

(58:43):
There's Menace Grant is here morning. We got sea beans,
we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Patrick Warburton will join us this hour.
He will be our in studio guest. You know him

(59:04):
as a Puddy on Seinfeld, Elaine's boyfriend Hey, Hey, high five.
H Yeah, kind of ruined the high five. Yeah, soil
Barat came around. He did a whole video about that
on his social media too. Hey high five Joe. Of
course on Family Guy, he's been in a bunch of
Somebody said it was in the news radio. Yeah, I

(59:25):
don't remember him in news Radio. I remember that show.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
I don't recall I remember like Joe Rogan and Phil Hartman.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
He was the guy from a permanent cast member, guy
from Kids in the Hall, the tick Tick Yeah, Sonny
Patrick Warburton. On the show this hour, we have the
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(59:53):
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So anytime between now and midnight tonight, you just want
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(01:00:17):
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(01:00:37):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is The Woody Show
and we have a special in studio guest. As you know,
we don't have a ton of guests on this show,
but when there is somebody that we truly love and
uh are excited at about, We're like, dude, please, let's
do it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
Come on in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
And this is one of those people. Uh you know
him from a number of different things. Pick your reference
for the one, the only Patrick Warburn who was Yeah,
thank you Woody. Well, it's it's nice to h It's
nice to meet you face to face. You got a
tom selk thing going. I like the mustache, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
But I didn't go with the tom Selleck number nine.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
This is more Sam Elliott.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Well, I mean what were you driven for us? I
mean your voice and the voices of voice.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Can I get a beef? It's what's for dinner? Beef?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
It's what's for dinner didn't come out, so because I
don't have my zam What was my first request when
I came in here? Okay, so we've had a lot
of requests from guests as they come in. Some people
want coffee, some with what was a Jeremy Piven that
was that he demanded, Uh, milk had to be oat milk,
had to be oat milk or whatever. And then Patrick
just came in and goes, hey, man, anybody got a
zin Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
What a zin at? Yeah, well I left it in
the car. Oh, we might have a hook up. We
might have some on site. We does Zen taste test recently.
And then yeah j Martinez in right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
An he's a double z inner.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
So I never tried Zen before and I did two
at the same time on the air and I almost
died upper deckers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yeah, well that's not how.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
You roll into it the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, right, that reminds me the first time ever.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Yeah, I gots our z in person.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
We'll get Yeah, well, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
You know, I was a junior in high school and
I was on the wrestling team, and all the dirt
bag wrestlers all chew tobacco, you know, so I had to. So,
you know, I popped in a big gum full of Copenhagen,
you know, during lunch, and I did not make it to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
My safe base.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
No, but I mean I wasn't. We weren't pussies back then.
I got right back on you know what I'm saying.
I mean it's like I've got to do this to
fit in, you know. So I you know, I've got
back on the wagon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
What does this do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Cau's mouth cancer?

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Yeah, give me another shot back in that time because
you're you're what how old are you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Sixty?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I just turned six sixty? Look at you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, Because like, dude, when when I was a kid,
the gateway drug to that kind of stuff was big
league chew. Oh Sudy wanted like and so you get
the big league chew a little league. Yeah, you have
the pouches and we keep it in the back pocket
where you had your batting glove and well yeah, and
it was also that generation where parents smoked around the
kids every yeah. Yeah, because if even if it couldn't

(01:03:23):
be for real cool, you had to like look cool
with sugar coming out the end. Yeah. So Patrick Warburton
is here, he is celebrating his one year of stand up. Uh.
It's coming up Saturday, June seventh at the El Portal
Theater in North Hollywood, a live concert taping of his
Still Catholic tour. You can get your tickets now if
you go to Patrick Warburton dot Live. That's Patrick Warburton

(01:03:47):
dot Live. Also some other Woody Show city dates besides
Southern California. Got Las Vegas, Uh, let's see in May
thirtieth and thirty first, and then he got see New Brothersick,
New Jersey, those of you in Jersey, Pittsburgh July twenty second,
twenty third, Pottstown, Pa. Again right outside of Philly, Huntington Beach, Oxnard, Rosemond, Illinois.

(01:04:11):
You got a bunch of different dates that what you
show listeners can go and see again Patrick Warburton dot
live for all the information, What would you say? What
do people recognize you most from? Because you've done so
many things that are so recognizable.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
It's different. There's nothing I really, you know, prefer there's
nothing I really.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
You know, what do you find people are coming up
to the most and you know, is it like putty
or is it like I would think a lot of
people like the Disney Freaks, especially the family. And yeah,
the d.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Series and Fortune Events is really really cool, cool do Yeah,
and work with Barry Berry on that. That was the
most expensive Netflix series time. I have almost a million
dollars in an episode. It looks like that's beautiful. It's incredible,
awesome work Barry. But I mean this has been really weird.
I was getting kind of, you know, dialed into my

(01:05:04):
sort of more casual less work in retired.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Well, yeah, because you know, we find to get a
little when you're going by the beach there in Ventura.
I got my golf club down there, playing golf with
the boys, drinking to quilla. I got my family around.
We just became grandparents. And then I said, you know,
do this disruptor and you know, make a pivot. At
sixty I start doing you know, I did it for
a minute when I was when I was like twenty one,
And for a minute means like a month, month and

(01:05:30):
a half. So my first show was The Irvine Mproblem.
It was five hundred sold out. I did seventy minutes
my first night. Yeah, sixty percent of it was untried
and untested. I hadn't even worked that stuff out you
know the improv. Now they go, great, it went all right,
you know what I'm saying. But I've been rolling since
then in enturing and making omits and adding stuff and
it's been a blast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
So do you find him because you try it when
you were younger and you were unknown at that point, right,
and so like now you have this body of work
that people they know you, they're familiar with you in
some way, shape or form from all those things that
I mentioned, you find that it it's easier because people
have a frame of reference on you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Well yeah, but you know, so you know it could
potentially get you on stage, you know, but that point
you have to have an act.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
There you're in where's your givers in?

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
There? You go, these are six at least, right, Yes,
let's talk about my favorite show, Plucked Me Up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
No, but you know, you get if you got a
name it, you know it's gonna get you on stage.
But they only buy the first three or four seconds.
You know, you have to have, you know, an act
situation of course, talk about them. But there are situations,
things that have gone down where some of the most
famous you know, you know people in the world who
have created amazing characters on TV have had horrible situations
on stage without so you know, you have you have

(01:06:59):
to have in certain markets in this and that started
start off with clubs. We're still in the first year,
you know. And then Robert who runs all the improject
you know in the nation, you know, just grabbed it
in Nashville and then you know, the show in Nashville
and so he's got me. They're back and he wants

(01:07:19):
to back up, you know, my special and promote that
through the improv even though we're not doing it there.
And now we're booking theaters, you know, eleven theaters within
the first year. But this is an interest, it's an
interest story to do a special because nobody has ever
done this as far as I know. Started went on
their for the first show, first tour shoot, their first show,
and potentially their farewell.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
One shoe shot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
But it is it's just been unbelievable. It's been accelerated.
It's been so much fun. It's total therapy. There's so
many people into the bus and trash my wife in
this thing, but she's okay with that and uh and
you know, in a lot of La Hollywood, but it's
I disclose a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Well not Warburton is here. You can find them on
social media at Patty Warbucks, PA d d Y Warbucks
and also again Patrick Warburton dot Live. All right, welcome back,
Patrick Warburton is here and so yeah, so La Southern California.

(01:08:22):
Plenty of opportunity to see Patrick Kraft his comedy You
got the one year celebration this stand up. It's gonna
be Saturday, June seventh at the l Portal Theater in
North Hollywood. It's a live concert taping for his Still
Catholic tour. You can get your tickets now by going
to Patrick Warburton dot Live as Patrick Warburton dot Live.

(01:08:46):
Other dates coming up June seventh when this one's happening.
But then he got another one Huntington Beach that's August fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
It's in your hometown, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a
crazy one because I think.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
It's on the beach. They get a few.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Sergeant Pepperoni's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Pizza guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
I am, yeah, but look, I grew up on HB.
But I I don't, I don't know that joint. I
don't I don't get down there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
And I started by the guy who was the former
drummer of like Sugar Ray so like back when they
like doing all the fly and all their big songs
and whatever. He was the drummer. His name is Stan Yeah,
and then he took it over. Yeah, started like this
Sergeant Pepper. The place a miracle, so good recommend. Mark
mcgrat's an awesome guy. So he's come out and my

(01:09:32):
Saint Jude Van. But I've also.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Visited the hospital in Memphis with Mark and he's just real.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Patrick Warburton, Putty unsigned Feld of course, Joe swantson on
The Family Guy. Uh so many different iconic Just think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
That you just did The Duster with j J. A. Brims.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Oh yeah yeah on HBO Max Max. Yeah. Yeah, that's
kind of like the I mean, it's crime. It's like
a crime thing, but it's it's there's it's it's not serious.
It's like there there's some funny yeah at seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of interesting
yeah yeah yeah, character of this show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah, you know how my kids know you from Soren.
I mentioned that like earlier, like because we go to
Disney a lot, we're you know, we're Disney freaks or whatever.
But yeah, so like and every time, and my wife
she's like, oh my god, every time we could we
see that intro video like a thousand domes Welcome to
Soarin and we see it a thousand times. She goes,

(01:10:29):
he's so good.

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
One of the great ironies is that when I was
about twenty one years old, I went to Disney Jail.
I got kicked out of Disney. Yeah, my buddy and
I decided to get off the people mover while it
was moving, and that's a that's a monorail ride. So
I'm not sure if it was just that ride that
immediately shut down. It was like Logan's run. There's like
lights and we're running trying to get out. You're not

(01:10:52):
getting anywhere in Disneyland. Yeah, and then you know, we
get kicked out. So one of the great ironies is
that I probably did the truly most done safe thing
ever in Disney and then for the last twenty five
years I've been your safety instructor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
How did that happen?

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
How does that? How's that opportunity to come around? They
just come to you and say, hey man, we think
you'd be perfect for this. You got the look, you
got the sound.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just just dropping.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
So you know, I did that, you know, like a
Disney adult, and they're like, oh, what kind of famous
people come here all the time that we can get
to do this, It would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Listen. I love Disney. I'm a told Disney file, you know.
And and doing that that day was awesome because Lassiter
was here that day and he grabs me and he
took me around California Adventure into attractions and stuff that
weren't even open yet, like Bugs Life for this that
and we just had like a little private thing together. Yeah,
it was very cool. I actually had to tell Roy
Disney this story at one point because he'd asked me
to narrate something for him. When you're narrating a cartoon character,

(01:11:51):
it's really easy. There's no right or wrong. You're on
this experiment. But he wanted Roy ninety year old Roy
Disney wanted me to narrate his passion project, which is
say ailing. And he was sitting next to me like
this very tense, you know, and I I listened to
every word I said, and so in order to break
the tension, I had to let him know that I
went to Disney Jail got kicked out and I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Looked at him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I go, am I still safe? I'm soorn and as
I still got that gig. It's like, yeah, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Because you'll you'll show up every once in a while
if you are at the park, then you'll show up
at soreing. Yeah, and the blow people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Spots I've heard. I've heard tail of that I've I
wish not done. Therefore we shot that on such. But
when I go there with my family, I do love
to embarrass my four you know kids. You know, like
we stand in line and nobody you know, will recognize me.
I got a hat on, glasses or whatever. And so
when I come on the screen and just tell everybody
in the line and go please be quiet. I love
this guy. Everybody My kids just you know, drop their

(01:12:46):
heads and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
These little babies. Yeah. Well all right, it's Patrick Warburtons
here go see I'm celebrating is one year of stand up.
It's June seventh at the El Portal Theater in North Hollywood.
Get all the details and information. Patrick Warburton dot Live
is Patrick Warburton dot Live. It is the Woody Show.

(01:13:08):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. Patrick Warburton is here. He's
celebrating his one year of stand up Saturday, June seventh,
of the l Portal Theater in North Hollywood. He did
say that you're a comedy snob, so like, like, what
what does that mean? Well, it's just like you're just
very You're very picky about the comedy that you like,

(01:13:28):
the comedy that you don't like. Yes, yeah, So like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Who are your who are the people that inspire you? Well,
you know, I mean Chappelle because I'm an act old guy.
So like, you know Chappelle and you know, like Patton
Oswald and you know storytellers. But you know, of course
I love you know, my old pal Davy. He's just genius.
The stuff a lot of like you know, Nate, Tom Sagora,
you know Bill, all those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
But there's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
But then there's a lot I don't like. I always
you don't believe that rn't be a great stand up
you have to eat, drinks, sleep and breathe it. But
then I realized that to a degree. I guess once
I started doing this, you know what you start, right,
I'm not I'm not doing a lot of writing right now.
I just really trying to hone the show down and
really you know, so you make the mets your add
stuff and you try to tune it up because you're
going to shoot it, you know. But it's been going great.

(01:14:11):
It's been a lot of fun and uh, I love
it gets my mind working. I was just talking about
this one are off air. You know, an autonomy I've
never had say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
It's a difference between like, you know, when you're when
you're acting, even if it's fun stuff, like it's a
fun role. You get to be funny, you get to
you know, nothing too serious, but it's still like, I
don't know, you're still working for somebody else. I've said
this a number of times, Like my my thing that
I love about guys like that we're friends with, whether
it's somebody like you know, Joe Koy or Bert Kreischer,

(01:14:40):
these different you know dudes that we know personally. It's like, man,
all you have to do is make your fans happy.
Like there's no h I I don't know, I don't
know what it is in Hollywood, but I'm saying like,
like for us, like for example, we don't have to
make a company or advertiser anybody else happy. It would
just be worrying about listeners. As long as that was good,
everything's cool. So it's as your fans are good in comedy,

(01:15:01):
they'll show up to your your shows, they'll watch your
specials in life is good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah, but I think they'll you know, they'll good surprise
because I go off the rails, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
I'm sort of describe myself as sort of like a
dirty or less funny and a borgette. Yeah, you'll you'll
appreciate it. But you know, like i't that comics you know,
pitch stuff to me that that have been doing this
for like thirty years, and I go, well, listen, I
can't do that because you're giving me something that actually,
you know is a premise or concept that's funny, but

(01:15:28):
I'm gonna present it and as if it actually happened
to me and it didn't. And I've had them go, well,
everybody thinks that when you get on stage that everything
you say is BS.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
That's not true. I can tell.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
I can tell when it's authentic. I tell when it's not.
And it really irritates me when they present something as
if it actually happened. So I can't get quizz anybody
can quiz me on my stuff because it is all authentic.
Now there's some stupid jokes and stuff that you know,
mix up in there. I also, it's not a night
with I. You know some of the comments like you
should talk some more of these, like you know, you know,
industry starting No. I mean there's a couple of them

(01:15:58):
that I could really lean into that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
But you know I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
You know, I'm identifying. But I've been married for thirty
four years. I got four kids, seven dogs, and I
mean wife is but you know it's like me too,
like you know Davy. You know, Davy is awesome. You know,
I've been a fan. I loved Davy. We've worked together
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
You know, you know, because.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
He's not you know, he's a genius, but he's not relatable.
He's still six year old guy going out there trying
to think twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That doesn't you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
I saw Davy. I was at the improvlem night and
I was like, you know, he got a dog. He's
just there's this whole bit on a dog, and I'm like,
you got a dog, so you can do something relatable.
That's why, Because he doesn't want to take care of anything.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
Problem.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
He does not, you know, you know, I don't know
if he's ever had a house guests spend more than
a night or two, like you now, he's got a dog.
This is so you could be related exactly what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I remember watching watching something about the TV show Everybody
Loves Raymond. I think it was like Phil Rosenthal and
those guys talking about like how the storylines came together
and it was all just based on the say, hey,
the writers would go home and come back and tell
us about the fight that you have with your wife.
And then that's what became the show. Yeah, you know,
And that's uh obviously, because that's the most relatable. You
can cook something up that you think would be relatable,

(01:17:12):
But the stuff that is the most relatable is the
stuff that I think, and I've said this to other
radio people too, whenever you get a little nervous, like
you share stuff all the time as somebody who's on
stage or someone who's behind the microphone and any cut
you're sharing stuff all the time. The things that you
get a little nervous before you share them, you go,
I don't know why I should share it. That's the
best stuff, the stuff that's the most vulnerable, that's the

(01:17:34):
stuff that's really going to hit and connect with people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah, you know, like you know when my kids are
like that, you can't say that check perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Yeah, what does your wife say?

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Is it like your wife's the target of some of
these jokes and she for thirty some years, She's got
to be used to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
It, as I describe her, because you know, like I'll
pitch stuff, you know, at breakfast, you know, I have
a coffee and I'll pitch something. She's like, I'm good,
that's stupid. I'm like, check that works, you know. But
she's just really literal. So I just read this. She's
just very smart, but very literal. So we actually both
think that she's on the spec. So I just like
trains like an Elon Musk that puts some money to
the table.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
I saw you posted something recently on your on your
social media, because there was the whole thing about the
like raw dogging a flight. Yeah, like because that that
was one of the things from Seinfeld and you know,
you and Elaine were on the well you know your character.
You were on the plane and you want to read
something no, yeah, you know it's funny because I watched

(01:18:34):
I think every episode of Seinfeld about a hundred times
and uh, and then we talked about the raw dogging
thing as that was becoming popular, and never put the
two together until I saw your video, like some a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, well, I you know, I didn't know it's it's
hot and curious. It's actually become a thing. Why is it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
It is it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
People are so stimulated social media and otherwise, they have
so many things that are demanding their attention that almost
it's entertaining or somehow stimulating to maybe completely detox or disconnect.
And so you have this opportunity. We're on your flight, right,
what else are you gonna do? You can't go anywhere,
and you're kind of stuck. You're forced into it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:19:15):
I did it on like a three and a half
hour flight, and I did yeah, just because it was
a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
And I was like, well, let's see if I can
do it. And I did and it was fine and I.

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Enjoyed it, and all of a sudden, around the end
of the flight, the lady next to me goes, how
are you doing this? Like she didn't know anything about
while docking being.

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
A thing, but She was like, you haven't read, you
haven't done anything. I was like, no, I'm fine, And
it was enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Enjoyable.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Yeah, yeah, he was relaxing.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
You did it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Getting a pretty good Twitter or Instagram handle. I mean,
Patty Warbucks is pretty good. That's that's that's pretty a
pa d d Y Warbucks if you want to follow
Patrick Warburden on social media. Also, the one year celebration
of his stand up career. Now right, is it one
and done?

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
So yeah, that's how I describe it, right, yeah, first yeah,
first year, first tour, first show. Yeah, potentially farewell the
same year. But listen, I I'll probably continue to move
on because it's just been like the most rewarding crazy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yeah, you find something you get really into. Did you
have a hobby before this? I mean you said you
golf and stuff like that, but is the exactly like
a real hobbies are just something socially you do with
your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
In yeah, well golf and you know, been flying for years,
but you know, yeah, but I you know, I never
got my privates because I would always end up, you know,
I get close and I'd be ready to start doing
cross countries and stuff, and then I'd like go to
you know, Vancouver for two years to do a series
or something like that. So I kept putting it down
picking it up. One of the things I could never
do was grind out all the ground stuff because I

(01:20:47):
just didn't have you know, the attention until you know,
last year my daughter diagnosed me with ADHD. So uh,
now this actually gave me permission to just stop feeling
guilty about never finishing up on that. And you know,
because this is where all my focus has been so big.
My hobbies has become something that you know, I've just
sort of immersed myself in. It doesn't matter it was

(01:21:08):
flying anyways. You know, I've got a family six. I
would never put my family in an airplane with anything
other than a professional pilot, which includes me. Somebody start doing, well,
my son is my son, Shane is a professional pilot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Okay, Well, yeah, it was funny that you said that
because I had no hobbies, I had only interest. The
only thing I ever really wanted to do was learn
how to fly a plane. Your hobby was looking for
a hobby. I was looking for a hobby. And then
my wife I said, well, I want to take flight lessons. Nope,
you can't do that kids, all that kind of stuff.
And then finally she's like, all you do is work.
You got to do something, and I go, well, I
want to fly. She goes fine, So I signed up immediately.

(01:21:45):
So I'm in the process of getting my my pilot's license.
Now she'd have that. Like in August, I bought a plane.
I've gotten crazy. Yeah, yeah, all yeah, but I mean
I went with the plane. It's got the parachute, it's
got the safe return. We'll land itself. I got serious.
I got to start twenty two.

Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
It's such a great plan. It's it's a great plan.
But it's so funny that you said that, because I'm trying.
I can't stop talking about it the same way I
could tell that you're I mean, just the way you're
talking about doing the stand up comedy thing. I mean,
it's it's it's a real legit. It's a fun departure
from what you've been doing. Like it's a departure for
me from what I've been doing for thirty years. It's
really weird.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
But in forty years, you know, I'll go to a club,
you know, so I'll do you know, five shows in
three days, or do Thursday night and I do seventy,
you know, so I do, yeah, Thursday, I do two
shows for right, two is Saturday. Then the handiot check
and I go on next city. And it just it's
really rewarding because I wrote all that stuff. I got
up there, I filled their house, We had fun. The
shows are going gray and I earn my money. I
haven't felt like that in forty years in this business,

(01:22:42):
strangely enough. And you know, in the early days, I
used to you know, wrote I drove for one two
three career. We didn't have fat ax and.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
You know, stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
So you know, I mean literally I was picking up
packages and delivering them somewhere in the city. And it's
miserable something train monkey could do. And when I got back,
you know, in this early twenties, you know, I open
up that beer whatever. I had a sense of satisfaction.
I earned money and I worked and I had that
same feeling. Now, yeah, miss and I haven't had that
feeling in forty years in this business, which is odd.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
So really, would you just would you describe acting like that,
the profession of acting with it like other than the
schedule or maybe traveling or being away from your family
for six months, but like the actual job, the day
to day part of it is like easy because it's
not your words, you know, like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
No and look and it's always different. That's one of
the things I appreciated about it. You know, and you
get into you know, the arts or whatever. It's obviously
not to do. Essentially, what you know, a nine to
five thing is you know, you guys have heard your schedule,
but your creative you get to do. You know what
I'm saying, you're creative every single day. We want some
would not okay, but you're doing your own words. And
that's how we have to you know, commerci ourselves in

(01:23:48):
a character or something, you know. And I mean, and
it's okay that it's it's written for us. And I'm
not saying that I don't appreciate those opportunities, and some
of them are much better than others. But I mean
I would look through my hand to be over the
last forty years, you know, and I'd be like, that
was cool, that was crap, that was cool, and realized
that I did everything that came my way because I

(01:24:09):
had a family of six to support and then I
realized a few years ago, Oh the race is over.
You don't have to do that anymore. You're okay. You
can just play golf and drink to real with your
boys you want to, But I don't want to want
your tequila. By the way, well you're so much in
common that I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
A tequila guy. You like to fly, all right, So
what's your tequila? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Now, you know, so in the realms the stand up,
i'st not but in realm tequila I'm not really So
I'm not gonna. I don't drink crab tequila, but I'll
drink Kasa doors on the rocks. You know, I don't
really care. But you know, I mean I left class
says who there. They've been the sponsors of my Saint
Jude event for years.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
But that's that's kind of a fancy. It is a
nice one. Yeah. Yeah, they got the you know, they
got the ceramic bottles and they're all hand painted and
oh yeah yeah the bell on the top.

Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
They have done so much tequila to us throughout the years.
This is a really cool thing. This last year actually,
so I just started an event very humbly for Saint Jude.
Fifteen years ago. By the year three, we were the
number one event the nation for Saint Jude. Wow this year,
so we've raised forty million dollars this year at and
it's a golf tournament, you know, and but we have
a jam. We'll have like nine Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame members on stage all at the same time,

(01:25:12):
you know, throughout the night. One of our shows went
five hours, I mean literally with Stephen Stills walking on
stage at one o'clock in the morning. Does Davy show
up for this or like he believe that that was
the early days. We maybe have a little bit of comedy.
It's all it's all music now. But we've had you know,
Robbi Krieger, you know, and Al Scooper who old Blades
of Mine. They do it all the time. But you know,
the guys from Rush. We've had Huey Lewis, We've had

(01:25:33):
Michael McDonald, we've had.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Commerce Yeah rock him with Michael McDonald's Yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Lot of fun. But anyway, this year we actually raised
six point five million dollars. Wow, beating beating the Memphis
Fat Ex Saint Jude. That's awesome making congratulations, thanks, Yeah,
that's cool. Patrick Warburton is here. He's celebrating his one
year of stand up Saturday, June seventh the l Portal
Theater in North Hollywood for our so CAW folks. Also

(01:26:00):
Las Vegas coming to town at the end of the month.
I'm looking across a couple of dates in New Jersey.
We at least around the Philly area. Got New Brunswick
at Central Jersey that accounts Pottstown, PA. And then in
some other dates like Oxnard and Huntington Beach Pittsburgh coming
at you one ninety X listeners. That's July twenty second
and twenty third. Get all the details just go to

(01:26:21):
Patrick Warburton dot live. Also find on Twitter Instagram at
Patty Warbucks Dude, Thank.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
You, Thank You.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
The Big Show though now is obviously shooting the special
at the El Portal on in seventh. We're doing a
seven pm show and a nine pm show, and it's
gonna be great because I have a lot of actor
buddies there, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Mean, you're you're in the sweet spot of celebrity, my friend.
They're all gonna come out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
They're gonna be fun shows. Yeah, I'm going trash half
of them, right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Great, It's gonna be like Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Yeah, hey, we're never gonna have a better host that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
They weren't such pussies, I mean crazy, So come on
for sure, so we'll we were listening, you're talking about
some of your favorites, man, I mean you mentioned Chappelle.
He's definitely one of my favorites. But like Richie, Ricky
Gervais and talking about a guy. Okay, so you discovering comedy,
you know, at this stage of your life and saying
you're a pretty much you're gonna be a retired guy.
Now you're doing the stand up comedy thing. Like one

(01:27:15):
of the stories I love her, like a guy like
Ricky Gervais who didn't really start who was forty right,
he had some other idiot an office job, which then
spawned the idea for the office. Yeah, generation, she didn't
even start comedy, who is like forty years old, which
is crazy? And then who's the other one we were
talking about, Steve Harvey, Steve har Steve Harvey's another one,

(01:27:36):
like he didn't he didn't say he was like doing
insurance or something, and all of a sudden, like very
very late, like closer to forty, like started doing comedy. Yeah,
it's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
Man also mentioned Tom Segura. Have you watched Bad Thoughts yet,
by the way on Netflix?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Oh my, check that out. Yeah, if you're a fan
of Top checked out.

Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Patrick Warburton, thank you so much. Appreciate you coming by more.
What his show is next? Hang on in the meantime,
have an existential crisis the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
A Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, birthdays,
porn of birthdays, some entertainment stuff coming up here for
you in just a second. On this Wednesday morning. It's
May twenty first, and today is one of your favorite days, seabasts.
I'm sure talk like Yoda day just as fun as

(01:28:32):
talk like a pirate day. We have more of these days,
is but I'm always by Yoda.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Talk like Yoda.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Is that your Yoda?

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
Is my Yoda?

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Yes, that's a good one.

Speaker 11 (01:28:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
All right, Greg, give me your best Yoda. Yeah, this
is my Yota. Okay, not bad, it's pretty bad, not bad, alright, Gina.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
Yes Yoda, okay, okay, this is my Yoda. Yes it
is kind of like this, no, try right, yeah, grovery,
it's Grover. Ye it's Grover Sea Bass now you Yeah,
you give me your best. You know you're an improv guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Yeah, I'm also a That's exactly why I hate it, but.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
I will play along.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Yeah, all right, all right, Yoda, eat lots of Costco pizza.
Menaces person, I like you ever, Thank you Sea. It's
an International Tea Day, Menaces eat More Fruits and Vegetables Day.
All right, I'll do the fruit National Memo Day. I've
been leaving myself notes like crazy so much. Must memo

(01:29:40):
short for uh uh electric. It's not an acron.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
All right, I don't know. Uh me electric, it's not
an acro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
It's not an acron.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Oh uh memory memory. It's kind of close memorandum, memorandum.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
While you were out. Yeah, you have messages. It's a
National Strawberries and Cream Day, National Waiters and Waitresses Day,
and it's World Meditation Day, something I wish I could do.

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Like the people that talk about meditation, it always sounds awesome,
changes your life.

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
Yeah, but dude, is that even real? I thought you
would be like, Oh, meditation is more like hypnotist type stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
No, right, No, about to jump in and say I'm
right I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Mean, I I do understand the concept for certain people
of being able to slow down and not think of anything. However,
I do feel like it's benefits are overblown by like
it's one of those things that once you're in, you
got you. It's like therapy, You've got to keep hyping
it up. Yeah, but like, don't you think like it's
it's the it's the mental equivalent of a deep breath.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Right. So let's just say you're feeling stressed, or you
have a lot going on, or I know sometimes man,
it's hard to keep things straight. There's so many things
going on, things are moving really fast, and uh, and
so I find if I just close my eyes for
a couple of seconds and just kind of like just
deep breathe, right, and then just like okay, one thing
at a time. That's a that's a version of meditation,

(01:31:14):
I believe, because you're you're kind of walking your throat
yourself through something. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Well, they call it like monkey mind, monkey chad.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
You get rid of that, right, Yeah, you're.

Speaker 12 (01:31:24):
Doing it before they got meditating is the best I'm
not talking about where you do that and you sit
in a weird way and you have like your fingers
pointing to the sky like you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Then you hook go home, blow your mind down, right,
I think you just see lowering your heart rate, just
chilling out because some people need to chill. That's really
good for I think a lot of people. Yeah right,
what about some of my entertainment stuff, menace, what's popping?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Well, so many wasted their time and they ranked all
three hundred and fifty one key and Peel sketches to
find out what they thought favor I know, the most
unfunniest crap out there, and they say the top sketch
was a Roban melt, a ergic melt.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
I thought you said the athlete dans that's the one
I see.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
The best one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Well, I mean that's the one that sticks stuck around.
But it's also racist, so you can't you can't praise it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Oh you can't shout it out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't even see that as like one
of the top rank one shocking Number two was Mario's Pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
I don't know. Yeah, I didn't watch it all the time.
I saw more clips of it online that I actually
watched off the show it was on.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
I'm going to put a challenge out there to everybody listening,
just go find the most unfunniest person in your office
who thinks are funny and they're going to be a
huge fan of that show. No, I agree, it's it's
very much and it's very much shry theater kid comedy.
It's a lot of very clean, improvy people, a little
love key and peel And you're right, it's just not

(01:32:47):
it's not that funny or interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Yeah, but they did have some that they had a
handful of good sketch and fifty one of them, so
I'm sure one or two is good. Sure, I but
if you want to go waste your time. Full list
is that pop Duster dot Com moved on to Mark Hoppus.
He's been doing a lot of reminiscing and a lot
of interviews lately, and he said that the beef between

(01:33:12):
Blink twenty two and Green Day in the early two thousands,
while a rivalry, made them a better band. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
I didn't even know this was going on, but apparently
it was because Green Day was like kind of on
a downturn at the time and they were opening for
Blink twenty two on the Pop Disaster tour. I totally
forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Green Day was opening for Blank.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
Yeah, and they said that they were friendly when they
weren't playing, but they kind of like went head to
head when they were playing and try to, you know,
one up each other when they were performing, which led
Blank twenty two to be a better band because they
would have to step it up after Blink after Green
Day performed. So they said, it's not really a beef,

(01:33:53):
but they did go, like, I don't know, head to head.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
They made each other better health. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
Now something that you're sit in, Greg Travis Kelcey, did
you see it the twenty million dollar Florida mansion retreat
that he's uh, oh no, you didn't see this all
I thought it was would be on your radar. This
house was built in twenty twenty. It features a pool
with a waterfall, a home theater, a spa, a wine room, greg,

(01:34:19):
a bar, and a private boat dock. Now this is
my thing with these mansions and these boat docks with
famous people, like people can just like roll on up
to your backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Do you ever see any jacks with a fishing boat?

Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
Like DJ Khalid and stuff. He has this huge, mega
mansion righting on the water. The water, Like why would
you want that?

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
But also people that don't have mega mansions, there are
a lot of houses, especially in a place like Florida
where you do have a dock, right, yeah, and like
everybody's just kind of lined up, so instead of instead
of an alley going behind the row houses, it's the waterway. Yeah. Right,
I thought that'd be kind of cool, like for an
average person if you're super famous.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Like swifts hanging out and yeah, and literally they always
have a big patio on the back that op it's
up to glass window doors, right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
So I see Silvester Stallone has one of those. Yeah,
I've always dreamed ever since I found out they were thinking.
I always wanted to have those, uh those sliding glass
doors so you can make like the an inside outside
like your living room and close on. Yeah, but you
can just open it up in just one big of
your living room that it opens up to the outside. Yeah,

(01:35:22):
but that'd be so cool. So many bugs, that's true. Yeah,
I opened my door for ten seconds, not even ten
three seconds. And they don't live in a cool enough area. Greg,
I'm saying, apparently you need to live like where the
rich people are because that's how they're living and apparently
there's no bugs. There's no bugs, Coach.

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
I went to this like day party and one of
those type of mansions that just like opens up like
that and no bugs.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Because that's in the desert. Man, that's the no bugs
in the desert. Okay, okay, Well Florida, where are all
the other celebrities where you see them on TV and
stuff and there's not lizards everywhere? Yeah? How do they
do it? So cool?

Speaker 6 (01:35:58):
I know, But also I wouldn't even think about, like,
I know, people try and rob me, are getting photos
just even your neighbors alone that would pull up to
your because people, you know, have no awareness of other
people's space and they were like, oh, yeah, you know,
Travis Kelsey is my neighbor. Now I'll just pull up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Don't vote do that. I don't think. I don't think
that's that kind of neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Or they like drive really close and try to take
photos or something in their.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Vote probably and you couldn't nude out there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
Now have you seen these photos floating around of motocross
writer Carrie Hart. He's also the husband of Pink. He
also has a tattoo shop where they listened to the
Woody Shows, so shout out to Hearts and Huntington. But
he suffered a gruesome injury. He fell on his handlebars
on his chest and it split them open like a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Him say like, you know, remember when you were a kid,
fellas ladies, take a break, but he would slide for
on your biking, crush your nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
On the dude, It's like it straight up sliced them
open and went inside.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Remem when you were a kid, you take the seat
off your bike, just have fun. Yeah, true, when your
parents were not home.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, he said that he's gonna
be fine, but it looks really really bad if you
like looking at photos like that. Now, speaking of looking bad,
Axel Rose all right, like, okay, he is chubby, but
there are some fake photos floating around that people have
photoshopped to make him look like he's four hundred pounds. Now,
I'd just like to put it out there. A lot

(01:37:30):
of people do that to the Woody Show photos. Those
aren't legit photos. Okay, right, we don't really look like that.
But they also say that he doesn't really sound that
great when he's performing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Oh it sounds terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
What year.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Is this news from to him? Yeah, so no, these
photos are going around right now.

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
So one of our co workers just went to a
Guns and Roses show, uh, somewhat recently, and they're like, dude,
and they're I mean there are a huge Guns and
Roses fan. I mean, they were so excited about the
show and like it's it's it's not even like bad
Guns n' Roses karaoke where someone kind of sounds it
doesn't even sound like Axel Rose. Yeah, it just sounds awful.

(01:38:09):
The music's good, sounds pretty good, but let's still go
just to go. You know what, from the description of it,
it's so bad, sounds so bad, I wouldn't even go.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Really, it would like taint your memories.

Speaker 12 (01:38:20):
Yeah, and they still are really into the not going
on stage until three hours after the time. There was
starting to left one of their concerts because of it. No,
it was recently within the last few years. Yeah, that
I ended up just because they were supposed to go
on at seven and meanwhile, eleven o'clock roars around.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
And they're on stage. Yet I thought they had uh well,
it's all it's always axul. I thought they had matured
past that. I think since they came back and they
started doing that big not reunion tour, but there so.

Speaker 8 (01:38:52):
I saw them kind of twice in the same time.

Speaker 12 (01:38:54):
I saw them at a big stadium which was outdoors,
so that means that there's a curfew and the music
has to stop.

Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
So they were on time for that.

Speaker 12 (01:39:02):
But then I went and saw them after that at
a smaller venue and they were hours late.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I saw them in the very early night. What year
was that, nineteen ninety maybe I told my parents I
was going to a sleepover my friend's house and we
went to the Metallica, Guns and Roses show. Oh nice
at Giant Stadium in the Meadowlands in New Jersey, and yeah,
that was so awesome. The slame thing about being that late.
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
Everyone was like, Oh, that's a rock and roll man.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
I'm like, you just get out there all right. Well,
thank you very much, menace, no problem. Time for your
birthdays and your corner birthday shows.

Speaker 8 (01:39:41):
Say we're going it's shiver, We're gonna sit the tag
it's shivery.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
And you know, we don't do all right. Starting with
these celebrities, I pitied the fool. Oh don't love them?
Some mister T be a baracus on the A Team
Club or Lang and Rocky three. Mister T. He is
seventy three years old today, cancer survivor dead, super nice guy.
Josh Allen, the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, is twenty

(01:40:09):
nine years old today, gotier. He's got that song somebody
that I used to.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
Know say, Holy sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I'm true. Hope you have a terrible birthday. Judge Reinhold
Billy Rosewood in the Beverly Hills, Cop Movies, Neil in
the Santa Claus Movies, in brad In Fast Times, Ridgemont High.
He's sixty eight. Imagine the birthday next year be massive.
Former Minnesota Senator and SNL writer cast member Al Franken
is seventy four. Lisa Edelstein Edelstein, doctor Lisa Cuddy on

(01:40:39):
House is fifty nine, and country singer Cody Johnson. He
is thirty eight years old today and your porno birthday
today is Caitriine Tequila and Today's birthday Girl. She has
been slime more than a presenter at a Nickelodeon at
Ward Show two hundred and sixteen Fine adult films in

(01:41:00):
including Sinful Deeds and Dirty Dreams Volume four. Here's one
for Greg Lesbian Fisting Field Day Volume many. Oh don't
know about that. Here's one for Gina deep Throat Spa
Experience Relaxing. You do love the spa. She was in
Backdoor Beauties five, Butt Busters volume four oh four and five.

(01:41:22):
Look at that and who can forget her unfurn ofble
role in my ass is ready? It's ready? Well what
for it stays ready? That's caitriin tequila. There's a little
tinner bell. He was thirty four years old today. And
that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Wednesday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of entertainment? Insensitivity draining for a politically world. They

(01:41:44):
show all right, well that's it for Wednesday. All right,
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Thanks to our special guest this morning, Patrick and you

(01:42:04):
may know him as Patrick or Putty or the Tick
or Joe Swanson. So yeah, thanks to Patrick Warburton for
stopping him. Today we did Greg's game for the five
hundred dollars prize, news headlines more, it's all on the podcast.
Go there woodieshow dot com Tomorrow pre Friday, more of
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(01:42:25):
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Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Yeah, being an adult is really just youtubing how to
be an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
That's be true these days, totally true. Yeah, you know
all the stuff that you don't like to do. Is
it something that you don't enjoy that's indulting? Yep, that's
part of adulting. Anything you enjoy not really adulting, all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.

(01:43:28):
You know we'd love it appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Thursday. Have a great day. S MDUBM. I
quit this bitch.