FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 22ND 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is doomed to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies? The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today is Thursday. It's a pre Friday. It's made the
twenty second, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. My name
is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Oh high, Wooding Menace is here.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
What is wood Gina grad I can tell she's focused,
she's locked in. Oh yeah, ready for the show this morning.
Good morning, Gina. There is Sea Bass. He's gonna have
the five hundred dollars prize game today. Oh yeah, so
we'll see what his prize is. What was it last
name we had like, Oh no, was the busted scooter.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
That was one thing for me, was that was the
auction for charity? Yeah, oh that's right, that's right, and
trust we have still have to give present that check.
By the way, I wonder if they ever got it fixed.
I don't know. I mean, it was quite the deal.
Awesome scooter.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Anyway, So he'll have that game coming up a little
bit later on today for a chance to win this prize.
We got Sammy good morning. Sammy bort is here. We
got Menji. They're working things out there in the Woodies
Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer producer is here.
Von our video producer, he's here too. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Woodie. You guys had us a text over to to
nine eight seven. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
So yesterday it was Greg's game and that vacuum that
rich de Miro rich on tech Gadget of the Week,
his gadget the week when we talked to him, and
Greg bought one of those vacuums for himself.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What does that come in very soon? Probably it might
even be there now? Oh really, would you do like
some kind of rush order? No? Amazon tell us about
the service? Yeah. Oh, if you don't know, Amazon's incredible,
you can buy something like today. You know it'll show
up tomorrow. Amazon go nowhere, Gina.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, let me tell you why this is funny because
Greg literally used Amazon for the first time what two
years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
By now it's probably two years. I was the last
person on her never even known what the site looked like. Yes,
he never even looked at Amazon. And then I was
instantly addicted.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And okay, so I I had a couple of things
I had to replace with the outdoor furniture because you know,
now it's time we're using the outdoor stuff more now, right,
So I had to get a couple of new covers
for some lounge chairs.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
How many billions did that say?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Because the ones that were on there had been there
for a couple three years, the son had dried him out.
They had some and cracks from whatever. Yeah, so time
to replace them. The place that I went to go
order them from, which is where I bought all the stuff,
and I had bought the covers from there before, and
I'm thinking like, oh, well they know the size of
the chair and blah blah blah blah blah. They were
oneted like one hundred and some dollars per per cover,

(03:18):
per cover, and then I'm like okay, and I ordered
them and then I thought, wait a minute, Amazon, Yeah,
got the tape measure, went outside measure the stupid lounger.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Find generic brand.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I ordered two. There were total like sixty three dollars. Wow,
so quite the deal. Nice and it'd be there and
they said, oh, the ones from the other place that
the outdoor store or whatever. Then I'd order the other
ones from there, like, oh, they're on back order, they
should be here in a couple of weeks, and I go,
okay initially, and then you forget about Amazon and just

(03:53):
order there.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
People use it outdoors.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
It's really catching on.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You got to win the power Ball to get new
outdoor furniture. Holy crap, I'm in the market for a
new outdoor set. And I guess that's just going to
be a fantasy.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
It's true, because that was going to be my prize,
and I was like, you can't get anything.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
You know, you can get something like ultra cheap, ultra crappy,
but then you're just gonna end up having.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
To replace it here at garbage, you know, next year.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
And so by the time, you know, you keep doing that,
you could have just bought something nicer that would have
lasted a little bit longer. We bought stuff actually quite
a while now. The stuff that I'm talking about we
bought probably eight years ago, and it's still good, and
it's in great ship.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's good. It's in great ship, but it's out there
in the elements, man. I mean. We get a lot
of sun, we get a lot of heat.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
We get a lot of you know, things drying out
and you get getting messed up out there, but this
stuffs held on.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
But you're right outdoor furniture. Yeah, you gotta definitely win
the lottery.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, and Greg hasn't had the best luck with that
kind of crap either, like us my existence. Yeah, because
they keep getting caught in the wind. I said, dude,
you got to get because they have the.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Basic break in five minutes.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Well, they have the basic base for just your typical
table umbrella, right, and that's I forget how many pounds
that is. I went online because we had such strong
winds Uphe I am as well that I'm like, what's
the heaviest umbrella base that I can get? Yeah, this
thing is like one hundred and forty pounds.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Is it like full of sand at the bottom.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
No, it's just it's just solid metal or steel and
it's got some like, uh, you know, wheels on the
bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And it looks nice.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's not like just like some guy in metal shop
made it. It's it's aesthetically pleasing at a restaurant or
a hotel.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I think, God, how do they do these umbrellas? How
did they design?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I mean, they're magical to another mystery for Greg, like
he thought the you know the luggage things at the
hotels where you could put your your luggage.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
On your luck on it.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
He thought those were only available for commercial purposes, like
people couldn't own those in their own home.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then Menascott when I said, wait, civilians can buy those. Yeah, No,
his mind was blown that. I know.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
It's like umbrellas. How are they made? How do they
do that? Forget space travel? Umbrell How do they do it?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
How do they not break? Anyway? So shout out to Amazon.
What a, what a? It's it's time to be alive.
You need help with it all?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The Woody Ship.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, it's Thursday morning, it's made the twenty second, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
And we are the Woodies showing into another new.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm Woody, that's Greg Gory. I would there's a menace?
What is that? Gina grad Hi Sea Bass is here.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
We got Sammy Morgan taking your calls. Eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass has a five hundred dollars
prize game coming up for this hour. We gave him
the five hundred dollars budget to try to find a
prize that he thinks that you, the Woody Show listener,
would really be into. Greg was giving away those those vacuums. Yeah,
robo Rock, the robo rock vacuum that Rich on Tech
rich Dmira our tech reporter. That was his gadget of

(07:03):
the week, and so Greg looked into it, ordered one
for himself and then bought one for a listener.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yesterday exactly say no more.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
We had the Trager grill, the Gina picked Menace picked
that e bike. And today we'll see what the what
Sea Bass has for you. But that's coming up this
hour here on the Woody Show. Disney cruise to Alaska.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You can win it.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Here's what you do. Today's keyword is port p O
r T. You leave from the port yep. We will
be at the port on Monday boarding the Disney Wonder
on our way to Alaska. You could be doing all
this stuff as well on a future cruise, you and
up to three other people, so total aphoria. And I

(07:50):
mean these cruises are awesome, win your cruise. The keyword
is port p.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
O r T.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com and enter it there.
That's the Woody Show dot com and uh enter that
anytime between now and midnight, and that'll be your chance
to win.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Now.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
The qualifying prize is a three hundred dollars Disney gift card.
We have the grand prize drawing coming up on the
Tuesday that we get back. So was that June third?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
So Tuesday, June third, will be awarding the Disney Alaska
Cruz that you're signing up to win. But we have
chances every day between now and then for you to
win here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Sweet.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, I can't wait. Haven't packed a thing yet? Me neither.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
My bag is already zipped and done.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh my god. Well what about the toilet trees? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
No, those go to your backpack.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh you you can get up those through security.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, it's all travel sized stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I got full size. Mine will not fit.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
Just uh just a little off the air conversation them
talking about packing, you would think there's never so much.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, there's been so much talk about packing.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
So are you trying to drag your boy timar into
this because he said the same thing.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, he's in the hall the other day.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah that the hoodies. It's tough to pack.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
He's a bigger suitcase.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Because he's a real man. He's got a small suitcase
and he's trying to pack bulkier stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
So right, Yeah, that's the point where bulky stuff.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
But he's not bringing a ton of stuff the wather
you ladies are. You're asking like he's being over dramatic.
Tim travels like almost weekly.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
You can't fit his hoodies.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, because his bag is a smaller bag.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
But going back to what Greg said, the way you
guys are talking about this trip is like you're moving or.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Something traveled both Sammy and Gina before and Gina brings
you ever see like Titanic where roses crap.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
By crane fake news news it is fake news and
one carry.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
But the suitcase is large, it is.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yes, I have I have it fits in the overgag.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
No, that's the one that you're bringing on the plane.
I'm talking about the one that you check. Your checked
bag is huge.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
I I've never checked a bag with you.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You did. We were gone for a week and you
had a checked bag.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Are you sure.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
I don't think I've ever checked a bag with any
of it. I'm not a bag checker anyway.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The conversations in year, we can't spend all day going
back and forth. But like the packing conversations, I've been insane.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, I will have all my stuff done in probably
twenty minutes start to finish.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Are you also packing stuff for your wife or a child?

Speaker 6 (10:26):
No, oh, okay, because I am like packing for your wife.
I have I have stuff in my bag for those
fools because they think, oh, oh, just bring a backpack, right,
because guess who has all the other crap that you need?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay, So here's where the martyr stuff comes in. Oh,
my wife does this from time to time too.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Get done.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I've been quote chasing after kids all day.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
No, they were in school all day and when they
come home, we don't see them anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Where they're at the age.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Where my son disappears to his room, my daughter's outside
with the neighbor girl across the street playing, or they're
in the house watching YouTube videos or swimming doing whatever.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
So it's no more of the five six seven year
olds where you're chasing.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's not chasing. It's he can bring a backpack because
I have all the other crap in.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
My saying you're chasing, I'm saying you're playing the martyr
card of like I'm I have to do. That's true.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
I am paid. Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
This is your step son.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
What did you tell your husband, the father of the child,
the biological father of the child, for this event. You said,
I'm off the clock. Yeah, once we get there, he
is completely responsible. Gina is accepting your responsibility for this
child once we're.

Speaker 9 (11:41):
On board the correct right, So I don't forget anything.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
She's the one who has to go figure out how to.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Get any And that's the other thing. What I like
planning stuff. I love planning stuff. I know, so I
will plan everything. But the second second. Yeah, but the
second we get to the airport, I am off the clock.
I'm like, I don't know what terminal? You figure it out,
Like that's when I that's not where I shine.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
That's a meme, did you see I have seen those
on social media. They show a couple walking through the
airport and it's like what he's thinking, what she's thinking?
And he's thinking, like, all right, so the gate is
down here we're boarding in twenty five minutes. We need
to blah blah blah blah blah. What she's thinking, Oh
my god, I can't wait to wear that cute outfit. Man,
she's just following wherever he's going because he's got to

(12:19):
figure it out about what time they need to be there,
where they're going, where.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
The gate is.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
But yeah, I don't like any of that.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Before Mins reversed, Oh well, yeah, I'm thinking about the
outfit that I gotta wear.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 10 (12:32):
All right.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
So when your seven night Disney Alaska cruise, I don't
care how heavy you pack. I'm bringing just a couple
of things I ordered from our own website. What do
you show merch dot com? Huh, I put it in order.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
That came yes.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh really, yeah, I thought you were just checking on
the quality of No.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I got two Crisp New Woody show hoodies. I got
the uh that kind of gray ash one. Yeah, oh yeah,
that I wear on a regular basis, but I've warned
it so much it's kind of rat you know. So
I got a nice crisp one Greg, and then I
got the the other one where it's like that old
English style one that Tim Martinez designed and I got
one of those two in black nice and so that's

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pretty much gonna be my wardrobe. I'll have a couple
of long sleeve T shirts that I wear on a
regular basis, exactly my regular jacket that I bring with
all my stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's one week. You can rotate a few hood I'll
bring two pairs of jeans, one I'm already wearing, selling
me one pair of packs, one pair of shoes, and
we're good. One.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
I did find out they have laundry on the ship,
So you can do laundry.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Not only can you do it yourself, you can also
send it out if you don't even want to if
you want to really be lazy about it on a cruise,
you can set it out.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
It comes back that day.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I would do that, do it yourself.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh yeah, there's like a little laundry room. Another thing
it sucks about that, it's like, how do you trust people.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
You're going out of the laun launch every day, how
do you trust people?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
There's and it's not like there's a massive laundry room.
So there's I think like four washers, four dryers, and
there's a couple of them throughout the ship, but without
having to walk and you know, go back and forth
a thousand times. On the other side of the ship,
people are rude and they leave the stuff in the
washer and they don't come back for hours. So what

(14:14):
people started doing is opening them up and putting on
top of that. You see other laundry.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
When I lived at an apartment building and there was
public washers and dryers, Yeah, people leave stuff in there
and then those still are on top.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
And I saw a very heated argument between two people
and it was one of those situations like I've been
coming back here for the last hour and a half
to see if you've moved your stuff yet, and you haven't,
so I did it.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, you don't have the right to touch my things
and blow And he's like, I'm not stealing your things.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I just want to wash my things. Yeah, yeah, and
I I'm for it. I'm for the person who took
the stuff out.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Don't be rude. There's only a certain numbers. Do you
mind it when you put the load in. But they went,
they went and maybe hit or they went to they
said to throw a low laundry. I don't need excuses
exactly right.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
They actually have side alarm fifteen minutes or whatever.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Y R right, Yeah, it tells you there was a
digital readout about how much longer the cycle was.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, put that on your phone. Come back, Yeah, get
your stuff out of there.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, I are not gone for two weeks, all right? Disney, Alaska,
Cruz win yours. The keyword today is port po RT.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com. Enter that keyword
anytime between now and midnight and you will be in
the running to win your trip. Eight seven seven forty four.
What is the phone number? You can send us a
text over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Uh. Are we gonna get people lined up now for
this game? And how many people do you need?

Speaker 11 (15:36):
Let's say, really it might be one or two, but
let's get three or four just to be cais careful.
There are Morgan some alternates in case somebody breaks or
falls out or whatever. And the name of the game
today is doing it for your fans.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Doing it for your fans.

Speaker 11 (15:50):
The Woody Show members are going to win this game
for you. You're going to have them play on your
behalf and it's up to them to win the prize
for you. How much do they care about you the fans, okay,
and it's not it's not going to be hard, but
it's about caring and.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
A right okay.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Interesting, So that as the contestant, you just had to
pick who's playing on your behalf right?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Right, I'll have all have some options.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's not everybody.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
There's there's a few specific people on the show.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Okay. If they care about you, they'll do it for you. Okay, Okay,
Well it depends on what he came up with.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
It shouldn't depend.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's all very does depend.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
You got to ride or die for your listening exactly,
it's all very doing.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Exactly. Who's going to eat this cockro It's.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Not going to be eating.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
It's not gonna be anything that the average person wouldn't
do if you do it for your fans.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
So Morgan's getting what do you say, three or four? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
All I get three or four people lined up? Morgan,
eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody and the prize. What's
the prize going to be?

Speaker 11 (16:49):
I've got bundles from the fine fine folks at good
ranchers dot com. Not a sponsor, but could be that's
all American beef, prime pork better better than organic chicken,
and wild caught seafood, different bundles including the Family Feast bundle, steaks,
chicken okayh yeah, all that stuffs but could.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Be okay, So you're winning. You're winning like a bundle
of meats or seafood, which you could with genus trigger Grillo.
He's a companion pro exactly the Woody Show and time
for the five hundred dollars prize game that seed Mask
has for us since a day.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Eight seven wood that's eight seven seven four Woody And
once again for people maybe just tuning in now and
the refreshed for the rest of us, one of us
on the show. We're going to play for the contestant,
for the listener, yes, for them to win the prize,
which is a family Feast bundle of meats from Good Ranchers.

(17:54):
And here's like a picture of the.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Phone in New York, strip and beef sur line.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, chicken, bread, chicken packs, strip cut you know, tenders, tenders, yeah, right,
like chicks, pounds of meat.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's where at is.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
That is what you are playing for. That's what you're
trying to win. Here again eight seven. It's eight seven seven.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I got some music here, suspenseful news. You're all very suspenseful.
You want to get the when we get the first
contest on the list, please, he's gonna be partnered with
And the official name of the game is do it
for the fans. It all right, every say hid to Melissa.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Good morning, Melissa, Melissa, good morning.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Good Melissa. As you are a lady, I'm gonna pair
you with a lady here on the show. Sammy. Oh good, okay, Melissa.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
All right, good power yeah, skirl power.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
So Sammy has to smoke this one in order for
you to win the Family Feast Bundle.

Speaker 11 (18:58):
Yes, let's say, well, if you get two points and
we'll start with point number one.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Sammy, Uh huh, Why don't you sound excited? Yeah, you
are the wild card here, mass of the wildcard. Why
aren't you just so happy? Right now?

Speaker 11 (19:14):
You can earn Melissa the Family Feast Bundle. She could
feed her whole family of steaks, chicken, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
They won't starve, And all you have to do is
enjoy a little bit of meat yourself.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh I knew it's bacon.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's bacon.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
It is fully cooked Oscar Meyer bacon.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
God, I do that for cooked then exactly this way.
There's no like, oh it's not cooked properly. Yeah, it''s
not even like you hate.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yeah, it's basically yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I bet the smell won't be as bad since this.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Is not hot.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Actually it's like beef jerky.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Right, it comes like beef jerky.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, stable.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
It doesn't even go in the fridge.

Speaker 11 (19:54):
A lot of times it's not even Yeah, this is
the happens to be refrigerated. But Gene is correct this
oftentimes it's just on the show. The whole package is
two point five ounces of bacon. Now, I could ask
you to eat the whole package for.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Melissa, mm hmm, but I'm not. Oh, you're so kind, benevolent.
How about just two slices?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Two slices so much.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
I thought I had to like take good bite. But
how about one slice? All right, this is what the
negotiation begins again.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I started you high. I could have you eat this
whole two and a half ounce pa, all right, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, two slices two. I thought we were doing one.
I thought the negotiation happened and I won. I denied you.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
How about two of the smaller slices because a.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Different I don't eat stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I don't eat stuff like this.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Bacon, bacon rose like cold.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You are you are free to pass and tell Melissa
that she's screw off, sorry for paying my salary and
we hate you. How about this one?

Speaker 11 (21:01):
I'll give you for the point one whole slice, Sammy, okay,
coming down, all right, I'll get you.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hard. You can do it.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Quickly, Yeah, quickly, don't even think about it, just go quick.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Just like half the strip.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Don't bring three nose, just free three mouth. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
It's like she's eating a warhead or a sour pash
kate or something.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I know. Yeah, it's I'm so jewy, delicious and mean,
you're selling it if anything.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, she's not look happy.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Wow, one slice of one slice of bacon.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
All right?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Comes oh yeah, but again I would just do the
whole I think she can do any time.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Get it quick, just got it. Just do what I
tell my wife. Just get it over with and then
we can go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, exactly, I promise you're almost done. She's doing really good.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Doesn't feel like so far. Like the taste specifically, it's delightful, like.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Cold ham, but like hard what it is?

Speaker 5 (22:06):
She is not happy? Is it getting better or worse? Worse?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
You have a little bit left, one light left, it's.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Okay, yeah, all right, I just gotta get that down
and then be fine. Fully cooked bacon, guys, real tough.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
What a challenge? Wow?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Can you pass out the throw?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
We have a studio you want to all right? It's
water in there under Stanley. Alright, alright, bacons.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Congratulations, you've got yourself a family feast bundle.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Why congratulations? Hang on one second.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
We'll get your information and you know what, Let's put
another family feast bundle on the line.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Let's do Let's do another one. All right, let's get
another one.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Okay, let's get another contest. Let's say hello to uh
to Mitch. Hey, good morning Mitch.

Speaker 12 (23:13):
Hey, good morning y'all.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Good morning man. All right, So, Mitch, since you're a
man's man, I'm gonna pair you up the man's man
here in studio, Greg gory all and Greg Greg for
the fans. Sorry, you're going hungry.

Speaker 13 (23:26):
Mitch.

Speaker 12 (23:29):
Looking at me, he walks a bone to.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Do for the dog.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I have I have something for you here I need
for you. If you were to let me first ask
you this.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
If you were to text, uh, your your partner, your
your housemates, your husband, your lover lover Mario this time
in the morning and said you had an urgent question
or something he need to know, he would he would he.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
See that right away, my mom at this hour, not
right now, probably within about half an hour. All right,
we'll start there anyway.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
For fun, I need you to text, in your own
words to Mario that you're going to be having a
house guest this.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Weekend Sea Bass.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Okay, and Sea Bass is staying the whole weekend okay
because his whatever his house is getting something.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh because it's gonna have to be like a like
a house setting situation because Greg and Mario are leaving town.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh yeah, so you want to dictate it, I would put,
of course, all right, I've invited I uh, hey babe,
like I've invited hey babe, I've invited Sea Bass to
be hard to watch the house while we're gone this weekend.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
And watch the dog.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Oh yeah, precious, I know why you could really sell
it too, because he wants to keep an eye on
the trash can situation in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh yeah, good.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's staying at the.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
House right while we're on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, as part of that's actually a good that's good.
As part of the ongoing trash can situation with the name,
because he's okay, he needs to be boots on the ground.
For folks who don't know why, this is what might
be tough for Greg.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I have been disinvited, not invited to any Oh yeah, yes, right,
because of a bad house, just because he doesn't want
me to. Mario hates him.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, that is true, and he would hate Sea Bass
as much as he hates Vagina.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Because I've been lovely and I've always had nice conversations
over the years. You don't even say, what are you
talking about? Avoid us like the plague when we're out
in the wild conversation. Read us the text before you
hit something. I'm going to hand it to Gina so
she can read it and prove that I'm doing it. Okay,
I'm just wrapping it up right now, So Mitch, you're
gonna win. I know it sucks, but thank you so much.

(25:45):
I don't want to put his own words so it's believable, okay,
So okay, yeah, go ahead and read it Gina.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Good morning. I'm more o, Babe. I need to let
you know that Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's what we call each other more Okay, that's what.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
He should be, Amio, Babe.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
I need to let you know that Sea Bass is
staying at our house while we're on the cruise because
he's oh there's a are you used to having typos?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Because because because his he's monitoring the garbage can situation thing.
It's for the show. I know it sucks, but what
can you do anyhow?

Speaker 11 (26:21):
Me love?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, all right, and let's see I sent it. I
saw all right. Now that is the intro that that
got you in the door. That's the first down again.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Get the family feast, bundle here for a all.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
You have to do greg same thing, the same we did.
You just have to eat an entire box.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Dun, there's them in there.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
How would you can I have menace?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
How would you? Yeah? I could do it just too. No,
I'm not gonna again. You were willing to negotiate it,
get sick? I want do you want the entire box?
You want? We want to negotiate, negotiate to negotiate. I
literally can't.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I can't even entire negotiate the negotiation that to mention,
he's already packed, He's already brought his skinny stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, I'm not I've gotten You know what, if this
means Mitch doesn't win, that means Mitch doesn't win the
text negotiating. Wow, I feel like there's got about how about.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
How about how about one and a half? And then
she eats the other half out of his mouth.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
No, how about you wait a second here, Mitch mixed
with you. So here's what I'm saying. I'm thinking because
you didn't say there was a part two to this, well,
I kind of what I said to begin with. He
said you need to earn two points for the listener,
and you blew through that with Sammy.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
But that was part okay, because I I assume that
was the will you send that to?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay? So how do you send a text? How about
there are two different flavors there?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
How about one of each? Is that one of they're
not that? Here, take the ice cream sandwich and they
are piece. I've got vanilla, and they're.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
The smaller ones. I don't think they're the full size.
I have been okay, I've been working so hard on
my anorexia before, you know, specifically for this trip. Man.
Now I'm going to destroy it all my just for
the rest of the day. How many calories?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Man?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Is? What does it say in the box persons to calories?
It's fine? Is that? Yeah? Okay? But are we really
going to sit here while Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
I just voluntarily eight a piece of Samis cold bacon.
Now I want to shat How about this?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Mitch hang on, don't go anywhere. I'm gonna put Mitch
on Hold. Hey, can you hang on?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Try one of these? Hold? All right? So Greg, we'll
take the break during the break and we'll give you
the update. We'll come back whether Greg made it through
or not, and then I think we'll have time for
one more.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Indeed, we have more options, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Not angry at the challenge by any means. I'm just
angry I would like one. Yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
So anyway, this is for the family Feast Bundle from
Good Ranchers. That is a sea bass five hundred dollars prize.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh in fat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Greg's already at work on the two ice cream sandwiches.
Let's make the break and we'll have one more contestant
to get through coming up. Next year on the Woody Show,
hang on, be right back, we got the first alternative
income keyword. Coming up just after six o'clock, we'll get
the exciting conclusion of the five hundred dollars prize challenge
that Sea Bass issued Greg before the break, working on it,

(29:50):
which I gotta tell you, like I started, I would
say a good ninety seconds after we went to commercial break,
I'm already through two of those things, no problem. I
did the vanilla one and then I did the cookies
and cream one, and I got the original one van
the cookies and cream.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
I had the cookies and cream. I that was delightful.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, but you should definitely have the vanilla one. Yes, yeah,
changing yeah, But anyway, another chance to win a five
hundred dollars a family feast bundle from Good Ranchers, a
bunch of different steaks and chicken and stuff like that.
We have another challenge for the fans is the name
of the game, and we already have a contestant lined up.
I'd say call in, but we already have somebody lined up.

(30:30):
See what else do we have? Food news, good sense.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
We're already on the subject.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Shake Shack has made a major announcement they have added
fried pickles as a side. Now this is big news
because up until now the only side option was the
crinkle cut fries.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
But these new fried pickles, they're dill slices. So the
chips the best kind, not the spears. You can't do
spears like the fried pickle. Spears are not good.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
But these are soaked and shake checks special brine, fried
to crispy, golden perfection, and then served with their housemade
Shack Ranch sauce.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yes, please right now? I like that?

Speaker 14 (31:11):
Oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Now you say the fries were the only size, but
I did the chicken nuggets like a burger.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
That's not a side. I made it. Make it.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
You can say I'm gonna get another burger as a sign,
that's not a side. Yelp just dropped their list of
the top twenty five burger chains in America, and these
aren't mom and pop joints. Each one has over one
hundred locations fans who take burgers very seriously. Of course,
number one on the list, and he guesses.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
One shake shack in and out, in and outs.

Speaker 15 (31:47):
Number one on the That's my favorite, the most love it,
but I wish it was just more meat.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I like it. It's not my favorite, but I like it.
I definitely like it.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Habit Burger made the list as well thanks to the
flames grilled and talk about a good side. There's tempore
green beans that Habit Burger. That's where it's at.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
They're homemade ranch to dip that, and that's really my
favorite burger. Number three on the list is Shakeshack. It's
just my favorite.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Juicy, perfectly seasoned. I think the potato roll makes all
the difference of potato hamburger bun. Yeah, makes a huge difference.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
The first time I ever had it was with you
a few months ago, and the best so good.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
The list rounds out with all the usual suspects, five
guys which Greg says he's never had.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's crazy, and I've never had Shakeshack.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's what We're going to get those in here immediately.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Greg. I think Greg goes to the same three places.
I don't go to fast food places ever.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Yeah, but with Woody and Menace, they love shake Shack
and it with them, you'll.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Shakes around, not have it justfect you're around us.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I thought at some point you would have round to shake.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Five guys don't really consider fast food.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, these like good quality.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Well they're all made to order, so five guys made
to order, shake shack, made to order, in and out,
made to order. Yeah, had burgerything, what a burger, smash burger.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Then you got Wendy's Jack in the Box, Sonic and
White Castle. On the list.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
There was a special shout out Culver's, who they crushed
in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh yeah, Culver's is great.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
They got those butter burgers. Oh yeah. And also Freddy's.
Have you been to a Freddy's Freddy's famous steak burgers.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
The only Fuddies I know of is on the way
to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
They smash them down. They get those crispy edges. Those
are really good, super juicy. But then also they have custard, oh,
super creamy, so you get like a badass burger. They
have some really good onion rings, be fat onion rings.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Those are good. I had Freddy's when I went to Orlando. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
You know what I don't have too often but I
love it is the Carls Junior Burgers.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Man. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Also on the list, Muya Have you been to a
Muya yet? They have one of those by by our
house and Valencia. It's over by the California Pizza Kitchen
is and that same that same shopping center.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
There o y a h. Also the yeah love sounds good.
They got one of those of Valencia Town Center. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
And then Red Robin made the list. Greg oh, the
home of the non bottomless fries.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, speak on a Greg, it's a fact, right yeah,
all right, So there we go Favorite Burgers, little food,
news news, and then you're trying to win some food
the Family Feast Bundle that is Sea Bass's five hundred
dollars prize show.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Well, great news for Mitch. Mitch, congratulations, you are a
winner because Greg made it through the two ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
I did not, and and he did it for you.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Just remember he did it, and he sent he sent
Mario that text message about Sea Bass staying at the
house over the weekend while they're out of town.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
And there's an update on that.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
An update.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
By the way, Greg did follow up his text with
just saying, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
To be fair, I didn't say you couldn't you know,
reply to your own tex I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
So this is what Mario said back. He said, hoy,
good morning, amore. He could sleep in his cyber truck
on the street by the house he's monitoring.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
I don't think he's a fan.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm glad that Mario is following along with my cyber
truck journey. Yes, Mitch job, Mitch, all right, thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
All right, thanks for listening. Man, Hang on one second,
we have we have one more. This is Seabass's five
hundred dollars prize game. You are playing for a family
feast bundle from Good Ranchers that has all kinds of
stuff in here. You get a couple of seventeen ounce
t bones, You get some ground beef, you get some
sirloin steaks, you get some Italian seasoned chicken breast, some

(36:00):
chicken packs.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
They got these chicken tenders that you get.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
You get a whole bunch of stuff. It's cool, and
we are the ones who have to win it for
you because it's a game called for the fans, the
best original game and music.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I don't know. Do we have enough time for one more?
I think we do. Sure, we'll do. We'll do one
more game. Let's go to Dan. Hey, good morning, Dan.

Speaker 12 (36:28):
What's up. That's my name coolness, I.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Figured, uh, since I went to that line. All right, Dan,
Menace is gonna play for you. You have a chance to win,
you said, Menace.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yes, he's right, I said, not Menas, And you're screwing
yourself by being that guy. All right, what's what's the
challenge here, Menace? To win Dan this fantastic prize pack,
all you have to do is to my satisfaction. Uh huh.
We know how Menace loves.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
Talking about romance. He thinks it's cool when anybody in
the show talks about it. You know, he's been married
for some time now.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Uh huh to.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
His lovely wife Nacho. Great family they're building together with
Chimmy and Cheerio. Menace, could you, in a classy and
tasteful way described to us in the Woody Show, But
the first time you got romantic first, the first time
you hooked up with Yeah, with your now wife Menace

(37:24):
or not with Nacho, Can you, to my satisfaction, no sarcasm,
no screwing around, tell us about that time you for
you Nacho first romantic?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
How sexy and lovely it was not to be gross,
but to be romantic and sweet? Oh, he's put on
a little boy to mend.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
Because for the fans, again, if you don't do this,
you can tell our collar to screw off. You don't
like him, the fans, for folks who don't know why
this is tough, menace hate anyone on the show talking
about sex.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
I think that might be true.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Will you do it? No? Wow?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Okay, so everything so far, whether it's bacon, eat two
ice cream sandwiches and send somebody a text message about
the first time that you hooked up with your wife.
Not even this is not like, oh, I know you're married.
Tell us about the craziest sexy you had that wasn't.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
With your wife. That'd be even different.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
And they're not just they didn't just me. He's not
worried about the relations or extreme.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Also, the reason, the reason no, the reason the reason
I won't share it is because it will just be
used against me until that we stopped doing the show,
until the time.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
How would it be used against you to be.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Because what do you will bring it up all the time,
But it's a nice I might bring this up all
the time.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
You don't be gross about it.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
You could be romantic. No, I would totally do it.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
But then it's not ever gonna go away ever. Again,
you're projecting Sammy is right now she's not.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
She's agreeing with me a thousand.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
I I agree that you say things that you don't
realize are going to end up being clung onto for
a long time, like.

Speaker 13 (39:07):
Going to get about it.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
So we talked about it till the end of time
and everybody else stuff was super fun. But and what
are we doing around here?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
We're having fun and getting into the morning, So what's
what's the what?

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Okay, you're ste me forever about it, and yeah, and
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
But you get it anyway. On different things get brated about.
Everybody has their own stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
And Greg was texting Maria, but this involves another person,
not just me.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Mind. Did she go like as the mouth or something? Right, No,
don't have to be gross about when she discovered some
sort of fetish.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Or she might think it's sweet that that's my whole point.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
She would not Wow, Dan, sorry about that, buddy.

Speaker 16 (40:04):
Side.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
Damn, if I if I can just throw this out
there real quick. I actually was hoping I would get
Menace or the eating challenge, and I thought it was
going to be a shoeing, unless it was liver or broccoli.
But you still want to know this is just kind
of this is just kind of life throwing a random
thing that unless see best wants to come up with

(40:25):
some uh liver package or.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
We don't work in a crook that buddy, all right,
way to go. That was cool. I I yeah, I
would have been willing to share it. But more Woody
Show is coming up next. Jesus, all right, we'll be
right back. With a little extra effort, I think we
can up our likability. They Show'll be right back fast.

(40:52):
You made it then, just in time.

Speaker 17 (40:54):
The Woody Show is back and into another new hour
Insensitivity training for politically correct World Free Friday, Thursday morning,
May twenty second, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's Greg Gordon. Hey, there's Menace. What is Gina.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Grady Sea Bass. We've got Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding says a text over to two to nine eight seven.
There's the theory that the reason Menace didn't share a
story about the first time that he and his wife
when they first started digging, when they hooked up for

(41:30):
the first time.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
First moment of intimacy.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, because there hasn't been any Yeah, they haven't, but
you would go actually would go along with what Greg
has said forever. Greg is convinced they've never had sex.
Greg has convinced they don't.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Even seems well, I've've seen them at the dinner table
texting each other. I was gonna say, I was gonna say,
air your theory.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah, well no, just based on your own observation, they.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Basically are never together. Menace takes trips without her, She
takes trips without him, and she went to Fiji by herself.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
In fact, most of the time, how many days a
week do you think do you think you even see
each other because she's she's in one place doing her thing,
You're in a completely different house.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
I think like during the week three or four or
four times a week, and then when they are together,
they're kind of doing their own thing, like she's talking
to what his wife or whatever, Menace is on his
phone or whatever. The lack of just being together, you know, yeah,
it seems like they're really really really good business partners

(42:32):
slash roommates. Yeah, well, like the one example that I'm
Greg said he goes dude, he goes crazy because, like
I'm just observing. I'm sitting there and they're sitting together
off on their own, right, they're not making eye contact
on their phones. Yeah, they're not kissing the entire time.
So maybe it just hasn't happened. Maybe that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah, maybe maybe that's the embarrassing part is how long
you guys been together.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
It's a religious thing. How long have you guys been
together at this point. I don't know, twelve years, twelve
maybe more something like that.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Maybe yeah, wait, maybe more. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
But you don't know you text her, Yeah, I remember
I don't have a number.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Address. I mean that was the way to make a
relationship lives.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Yeah, no, I don't know that dress. Yeah no, I was.
But are like what it was just described?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Aren't I living your dream that you've been saying? Yeah,
because I got kids and everything else.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
If it was just my wife and I talked about
that everyone it was just us, Yeah, because that's what
life would be like. It'd be pretty rad. I mean,
I love here's the thing, and any parent out there
understands this. You love your kids like you can love
your kids and hate being a parent, because there's all
these other things that come into your life and then

(43:57):
they come into play when you were a parent, and
that also enters into your relationship between because you have
to work things out. She may have a different take
on whatever the situation than I do, and we have
to come to an agreement so that we could be
on the same team about whatever the situation is. And
that sometimes is an argument because you're now arguing about
something that has nothing to do with either one of
you or your relationship. It's this other things. Yeah, you know,

(44:20):
all right, so that's that's just another element to it.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Well, it takes over your life.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
It can, and that's the other part is about not
allowing that. Don't allow it to take over your life.
It's a part of your life.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
We talked about, oh, we should have in hindsight been
married for like a year or two, but like we
weren't trying to get pregnant. It just happened very quickly.
We weren't trying to prevent it, right, It just I
can't help it if I have an amazing hat now
that I've a been segre that I had amazing sperm
that happened in the first week exactly. Geez the Michael

(44:56):
Phelps of sperm for sure. But yeah, I wonder I
want what are what that would be like?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Life would be like?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
And so now with the chaos of you know, especially
when the kids are little, the chaos and whatever. My
my joke to my wife all the time is like, hey, man,
I'd love to get an apartment during the week and then.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Friday Friday, I'll hang around till time to work on Monday. Life.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Yeah kind of but without the kids, right, Who's so
the dogs are they with her?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Are they with you? Yeah? I mean she looks after dogs,
so she's got the dogs.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Okay, are the custody arrangement on the move?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's true without his wife. I see his point in
not wanting to share something, but I don't see how
describing your first time with your wife as ever being
held against you or or brought up in a way
that wouldn't be I think like when it comes to
certain narratives that got created for us that are based

(45:50):
on nothing.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I'm also I'm also picturing now like it was some
kind of weird circus act, because it was like, what
would be something that would be held over it?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Right, right, unless it also said, well, went on my
latex suit because because I have a fetish, and she
got out her strap on.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
You know what though, because we were talking about like,
what's the Achilles heel here?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I don't think it would be that.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
I think it would be like and then we cried
and held each other, like I think.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
That would be the Yeah, medic is the one that cried.
You used to chick who cries like, oh my god,
I love you, this is so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
And it turns out that was the one.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Because there is a lot of role reversal, like when
Menace wanted to watch the Real Housewives or whatever it was,
and she insisted on finishing watching the NBA Finals first,
while she was on the couch drinking the beer watching
the NBA game. He's the one pacing waiting to take
over the television for housewives.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
But now my mind is going crazy because I'm thinking,
because you don't want to share it, there's something potentially
embarrassing there, like.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
A maybe she threw up the first time she saw
him without a shirt on.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Her Yeah, I don't think any of that.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Yeah, I just you know, there's so much.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Put on it now at this point his peers were.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Just buried beneath all the pubes because he wasn't prepared
for it.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
But he wasn't thinking this was gonna be the nice
He didn't shave ahead of time or something. I don't know,
something wild.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You know, there's probably some manscaping thing.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah, like you know, women find things in their bras
like that, maybe like a yeah, like maybe maybe something eminem.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Yeah, we find things in her pros for some hearing
of that, okay.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Like a crumb, like how did that get on?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I thought I've heard that from women all the time
about like, yeah, I took my broth and a fry
fell out or what.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yes, because you can wear a lot of crew ne neggs.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
It falls down the yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
It does, right, I can't okay, Yeah, I just thought
it was like a bit of food catch all.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Yeah. My guess now is that anything that anyone is
coming up.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
With is far worse than Absolutely that's right.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
No more prize in the line, It doesn't matter. And
nobody had to do whatever the challenge was. You could
have sit down. Yeah, we're going to think of your
puss of course, you know, I mean I took one
for the team and ate two ice creams.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
What you took one for your team and ate too?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
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(48:45):
of the trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Juna grad Well, the NFL owner is voted yesterday and
twenty two out of thirty two teams voted to ban
the toush push.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
However, that was not enough to pass. They needed twenty four.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Votes, So the Touch Push lives to see another season.
And speaking of NFL owners, Jim Ercy Ersay, rather longtime
owner of the Indianapolis Colts, has died.

Speaker 18 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I was sixty five.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, I mean dia had his issues for sure.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Well yeah, yeah. He passed away peacefully in his sleep,
they said. No official cause of death has been announced,
but Ersay did have a lot of health problems in
the past few years. Substance abuse, respiratory illnesses, suspected ode
on opioids like you said in twenty twenty three where
he was found unresponsive at his home treated with narcan
rarely seen after a fall at home last year.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
That said, not all bad. He had a pretty cool life.
He turned the Colts from a joke into.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
A powerhouse with the help of Peyton Manning, Tony Dungee,
Bill Pollion, bringing Indy a Lombardi Trophy and even a
Super Bowl title in twenty twelve. He was known as
a one of a kind owner, a diehard fan of
music history, all things Colts.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Well, he's got such a cool collection of stuff that
it would travel. It was like the Good Traveling Show.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
The stuff a collection of like guitars and the items
that he bought and share it with the world.

Speaker 11 (50:07):
But then he would like but he did that as
a pretense because then he would get like the guitarist
from Steely Dan and fog Hat and he would make
you watch him play.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
A music show.

Speaker 11 (50:15):
So he did what a billionaire does, which is tons
of drugs and higher famous friend.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Sure, yeah, he sent super Bowl rings to ex players,
quoted A Hunter S. Thompson, and once said his prize
guitars were four dimensional, so rip gimmers.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah. He was a character man for sure.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I was surprised when I heard that this morning. Yeah, man,
that sucks.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Two Israeli embassy staff members, a man and a woman,
were shot and killed outside the Capitol Jewish Museum in Washington,
d C. Near the FBI's field office last night. The
shooting happened around nine to fifteen on f Street Northwest
during an event hosted by the American Jewish Committee. Cops
say it appears to be a targeted attack, with the
shooter yelling free Palestine before firing. A suspect is in custody.

(50:57):
A weapon was recovered as well. The f b I,
the DC Police, and the US Attorney General, all investigating
the Israeli ambassador, calls it anti Semitic terrorism. There's no
ongoing threat to the public, but this definitely shines a
light on safety concerns for the Jewish community. And things
got real spicy in court yesterday as one of Ditty's

(51:18):
former assistants took the stand. Let's just say the job
came with some very specific tasks. He testified under immunity
and spilled all kinds of tea, saying he was in
charge of setting up hotel rooms with candles.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
And booze and baby oil and lube.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Then he had to clean everything up to avoid leaks
from hotel staff.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
You have that job, you're the freak off cleaner. I
had that job personally. I worked.

Speaker 11 (51:42):
I worked as a as a basically a bus boy
at a swimmers club.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
And it was not fun.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh god, what smelled good? What's the oddest thing you found?

Speaker 11 (51:53):
It was just constant condoms on the floor is they had,
They had trash cans.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Just leam on the floor, right, and people here at work.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Well.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
He also claims he scored drugs MDMA stuff like that
for Diddy during trips to Miami in La.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Earlier in the day, a psychologist broke.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Down how victims and abusive relationships can feel trapped and manipulated,
though the defense did try to paint the expert as
biased since.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
She usually is called by the prosecution.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
And today kid Cutti expected to take the stand, reportedly
to talk about how did he.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
May have gone after him over his past with Cassie.
So we'll see what he says.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
And hey, since we're on the subject of garbage people,
Chris Brown just posted a six point seven million dollar
bail to get out of you a kjail free Brown.

Speaker 13 (52:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
He was locked up last week after getting hit with
serious assault charges for smashing a music producer with a
bottle in a club in London last year. Prosecutors say
the whole thing was caught on camera and it wasn't
just one hit there were There was punching and kicking
and the.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Tips Chris Brown stuff.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
It's Brown treatment, you know, just asked Rihanna. Chris hasn't
entered a plea yet and he's due back in court
next month. Meanwhile, his tour is allowed to continue.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Oh, and he's also being sued for thirty million by
a former superfan who he falsely painted as a dangerous stalker.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
So he's a cool guy.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Remember the time that Chris Brown was having a yard
sale at his house?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, and then Sea Bass went sure what Yeah? So
Sea Bass went to the yard.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Sale and oh, Chris Brown's team was so pissed about
this because.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Brown literally called me the devil. Yeah, you must be horrible.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
So then the idea was he was selling all these things,
clothes items, personal items, and stuff.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
And there's a good chance, because it's Chris Brown, that
these things he was using while he committed crimes.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Right, so evidence.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
First of all, SeaBASS wanted to talk to the who
would show up to this event a lot of yeah,
and then what would they be interested in buying?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I have some audio. This is from like twenty nineteen,
so this is this is quite a while ago here ago.
How much would you pay for the outfit Chris was
wearing the night that you know he beat Rihanna up?

Speaker 14 (54:03):
I don't know because kind of kind of balance, So
I want to say about two hundred ish?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Okay, because you don't be disrespectful to Rihanna? Yeah, not
just that.

Speaker 14 (54:12):
You know, if I reseat on eBay, you know how
many you know onoean beaters out there and just like
want to buy it, so you never know, you never know.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I haven't thought of that. A professional woman beater I
want to buy right, Okay? Yeah, And there's so many
people out there.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
How much are you willing to pay for something of Chris.

Speaker 10 (54:32):
Brown's I've paid like six hundred to meet him, So,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
So before you meet Chris Brown, they don't make you
put on like any kind of like boxing head gear,
body arm or anything.

Speaker 10 (54:41):
No, no, nothing, nothing too serious, nothing too serious.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Just how much you care for the outfit Chris wore
when he got kick out of rehab for bashing in
his mother's window in her car.

Speaker 10 (54:51):
All right, how about the Alpha he wore at the
Endigo tour Alpha he wore at the same tour, or
the alphabe He won't.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
See those on the list.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Yeah, I didn't see those not for sale. So let's
let's ignore all this stuff where he beat people or
did the.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Yeah, with this London, London thing, he's just never going
to go back to London.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Right, Yeah, he's really gonna go back to That's why
he go there in the first place.

Speaker 11 (55:15):
Because if you are Chris Brown. You should have a
team of lawyers constantly monitoring your warrants.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It's just good business. Yeah, of course. How are you
able to get off work to come out to Chris.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Brown's house today?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I don't have to go to work there you go.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
That must be very nice, independently wealthy. I like that, yes,
sort of, Okay, very nice.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
So now what of Chris Brown's are you looking to
purchase today?

Speaker 5 (55:36):
How do you know this person?

Speaker 7 (55:37):
He's my cousin.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean, COmON, cousin fin shoving? This is your cousin.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Now, your cousin's flashing a lot of one hundred dollars bills.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
No, and I don't know why, because now they're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
In my pocket. I'm figuring. I'm figuring them pay. Yeah,
here we go. How much would you pay for the
outfit Chris Brown was wearing when he was detained for
rape in Paris recently?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Oh wow, same thing.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Okay, a little bit of a historical factor. Sure he
didn't do it, that's right. He was acquitted, that's right.
They released him eventually, So that was one of the
things Chris Ben actually didn't do.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Talk about flipping the script.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
Dallas pulled off an insane comeback in Game one of
the Western Conference Final, dropping five straight goals and the
third to beat the Edmonton Oilers six'. Three down three
to one heading into the final, period The stars looked,
cooked but then their offense. Exploded that makes six comeback
wins For dallas this. Postseason for, comparison The oilers came
into the game as the Comeback, kings setting AN nhl.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Record earlier in the playoffs with five in a.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Row The oilers are going to need some serious bounce
back energy For game, two which will be tomorrow night
In dallas in THE Nba.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Playoffs this was. Crazy it was absolute.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Madness i'm not even as you, Know i'm not a
basketball fan at. ALL i was watching a little bit of.
THIS i saw THE cli the recap of this. Game
this game is.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Wild, yeah my husband was so. Exciting, yeah this was.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Crazy The pacers ended up beating The knicks in, overtime
but The knicks had a seventeen point lead in the.
Fourth then in the final three, minutes The pacers dropped
twenty three points tied it up on a wild one
bounce buzzer beater from mid. Range and finish the job
in ot to win one thirty eight to one thirty.
Five that is a Franchise playoffs scoring. Record game two

(57:22):
is On, friday And southwest is rolling out a new
policy starting Next. Wednesday that's raising a couple of. Eyebrows
so they're now requiring passengers to keep portable chargers like
power banks and stuff out in the open during. Flights
so no more charging your phone with one of those
like buried in your backpack or tucked in the overhead.
Bin so why this, Change, well it's all about. Safety

(57:44):
lithium ion batteries can overheat and catch, fire and there've
already been nearly twenty battery related incidents on planes this.
Year by keeping chargers, visible flight crews can act faster
if something goes. Wrong southwest is the FIRST us airline
to enforce this a, rule though a few international carriers
have already tightened their own.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Restrictions some band chargers all.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Together, okay, well how about just having like a some
kind of power supply at every. Seat, Yeah i'm saying
that people wouldn't need the power bank and they never.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
Work they're starting to do, that Though southwest new planes
do have.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
It where you can charge suffering more and more planes
don't see they're going to enforce.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It are you going to look through every single bag
to Find, YEAH i know by the way you're, charging.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
You see a?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Cable?

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Yeah did you see that one TikToker who's A dodgers,
Fan he went into the stadium with a fake battery
charger that happened to be a flask and he was
showing off on. TikTok now he's banned for.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Life really did it to.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Himself well that's what's going on With thank you very,
Much gina Grad now the, show and to follow up
on that, Story Southwest airlines now, saying with your battery,
packs your you're chortable chargers for your phones and jump
you have to have them out and visible during the.
Flight so you can't have them like tucked into the

(59:02):
seatback pocket or at, yeah anything like. That you can't have. Them,
yeah you can't have. Them if you're using, them you
can't have, it, RIGHT i.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Mean the workers know which ones are gonna melt and
which ones, aren't like.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Not because it depends on you, know them just. Malfunctioning
they're not designed to blow.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
Up maybe that's what happened On Joe cooy's flight when
he had a fire in the.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Flank now here's another. Thing it's not Just Southwest airlines
BECAUSE i. KNEW i saw another story about, this and
it's more than Just. Southwest THE, tsa they've been quietly
cracking down on the chargers and the power banks at
the security.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Checkpoint mine gets flagged every third or fourth.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Time it's they're not, banned but they have to meet
certain rules which most travelers don't know. About like if
your power bank doesn't have a clear label showing that
it's under one hundred watt, hours that's one of the.
Rules it's got to be under one hundred watt, hours so.
Confiscated they'll confiscate it on the, spot even if you've
flown with it.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Before But i've flown with it. Before then they're cracking
down more and more on. THIS i guarantee.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
You it's all these ones that people are buying off
TikTok to garbage. Ones some rules to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Follow keep them in your carry on, only no checked,
bags make sure they're clearly, labeled stick to trusted. Brands
don't roll deep with too many of these things. Either
you know some people have a ton they. Bring how
many battery packs do you need for one? Trip like
three inches by three inches by twelve. Inches it's got
a filt in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Fan it's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Enormous.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Uh there are people getting stops in, security especially after
you know some of these. Incidents but the busier airports L,
a X, Dfw, Philly, Vegas so double check before you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Pack, YEAH i not a. Sponsor they just listen to the,
show SO i want to support. Them BALCAN i get
all the plcan that's my.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Chance, YEAH i, mean you, KNOW i get taking one
having one, available need, one but, yeah the people that
have like four or, Five, yeah that's. Weird, Yeah i've
seen like they have like a whole bag just for
the chargers inside their.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Bag that's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Paranoia, yeah oh you need a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
CHARGER i got, one you, know brain surgery or. Something
But i'm glad there's people like that BECAUSE i don't have,
one and THEN i can.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Just but typically they have more than one port on the,
outside so you can plum a couple of different in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
One.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
YEAH i have this bench and shares this magnetic one
that has a, little UH i don't, know a little
thing that you pop off and it has an extra
cord on, it so we can charge at the Same.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
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Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
CAN i don't know why anybody would buy, this because
you you would have to just use it as a
carry on. Bag BUT i guess the reason you would
buy it would be because you're bringing on the plane with.
You SO i forget WHAT i just. Said there the
ones that are battery powered and you can ride them
like a. Scooter, okay so they have a built in
lithium ion, battery which is power you can. SIT i
saw someone using one for the first, time and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
It was a small.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Child it was a it was a smaller.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Woman but she was riding her suitcase through the. Terminals
by the. Way they want to they catch. You they
won't allow that because they don't allow. That they don allow.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Skateboards and, yeah and she was and she wasn't dressed
super cash. Either she looked like she was wherever she was,
going probably gonna get off the plane and go right
to a meeting.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
SOMEWHERE i love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
That if you had, one would you ride it or
would you be too. EMBARRASSED i would never get one
Because i'm never gonna ride one through the, Air like
if somebody loaned you one for the. Day would you use? It,
Yeah i'd be way too embarrassed because that's you might
as well wear a shirt that Says i'm so effing.
LAZY i think it'd be. FUN i think it's kind of.
Cool fast as it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Go it was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Fun it was, moving pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
Good videos of like chicks like drunk driving them in
the airport and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Hilarious it was kind of like a walking. Pace it was.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
OKAY i would think walking is. Faster if it's as
fast as, walking might as.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Well, yeah and you're not, walking depending on what. Airport
if you have you ever flown in The, Phoenix, oh,
however have a connection Through phoenix fore you get off
the plane In phoenix and by the time you get
to your next, gates like you might as well have
walked from wherever you just flew from To.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Phoenix, yeah pretty much the same.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Distance you THINK i would be all about, it BUT
i never had the, desire do you know What i've
kind of always. Wanted AND i know they've been around
for a. While as the cooler ones taking right around
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Show sweet all, right the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Audio what do you got? Here see?

Speaker 11 (01:05:03):
Best we've been talking a lot about This Fortnite Darth
VADER ai. Lawsuit that's a lot of things That greg.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Understands, Yeah i've been following. That so the original story was.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
That fortnite got basically A Darth vader, clone which is
okay Because James Earl jones licensed his voice to be
used And lucasfilm licensed the character to be. Used, now
the lawsuit goes into it's from the union because you
remember the whole writer's, strike an actor's strike was, About,
hey THIS ai thing's coming, yep and we need protections against.
That and they're saying That fortnite didn't properly notify negotiate

(01:05:33):
with them about THE. Ai, okay that's all fought well and,
good but what does it actually sound? Like because the,
people the kids In, fortnite of, course can break this
thing and get it to say things that's not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Say, yeah here are some of those. Things all, right
a diddy?

Speaker 19 (01:05:49):
Party are you SUGGESTING i have a foot feted hawk
to a Skipd toylet those ones effectiveness in battle is
determined by their, discipline not the size of their guyet speak,
plainly that's so.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
FUNNY i love. It that's get or? Yeat yeah like yet, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Well, anybody by the, way can you know you could
set up if you have Enough Darth vader? Audio oh,
yeah just from the, movies you can and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
You can make it.

Speaker 11 (01:06:20):
Yourself people have had those emulators online for. Years the
difference is is it officially? Licensed is it in a
game that everyone's playing does it involve The hispanic slur
for the last one.

Speaker 19 (01:06:31):
Was are you SUGGESTING i have a foot hawk to a?
Skippy the toilets?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Toilet by the, WAY i was at the the trailer parksy,
know the playground with my.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Nephews holy, crap the skivities and The.

Speaker 11 (01:06:49):
Sigmas, WELL i was going to talk about it as.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Well they are coming out with a, movie a skivvy toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Movie Isn't Michael bay? Doing Michael bay's?

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Doing, yeah the guy From.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
TRANSFORMERS i get.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
The original video is a guy with it like a
head and a, toilet but.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
It's a ten second.

Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
VIDEO i get more teachers have it as like a
band wordless because it's all these kids say that it's
just a, nonsense constantly like you're not that, funny you're cool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Kid the kids in my house never got onto the
skimmity thing a, little but there was A sigma, phase
and not from my. Son it was from my, daughter
but she even seemed to move on from. THAT i
think The sigma, thing at least with the twelve year old,
girls has.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Done could you please use that in a sentence for?

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Me, no BECAUSE i mean were used in so many
different context, yah BECAUSE i heard it like the little
kid was running, Around he's, like what the?

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Sigma, okay that's that's the most common one THAT i. Heard,
oh that's so. Sigma it means anything, basically. Right it's
Like john In philadelphia or. Bro, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:07:51):
It's supposed to be the technically supposed to be the
opposite Of it's like it's, like you're not you're not a,
Beta you're you're so far down the, line you're actually
way beyond.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
That you're you're, Better you're. Sigma i'm not sure my
daughter understood that way serious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Or The greek. Alphabet it's just a word that like
these kids just throw, in shout, out. Yamaka this week.

Speaker 11 (01:08:12):
In, audio all, Right, greg it is time for some
aw babe OR i. Roll, okay A Sea beast original
game presented To. Gregory let's do it where we Give
greg a piece of audio and see whether this is
an aw babe moment or an iroll. Moment this is
a shay Gilgis alexander and Almost fielks don't know that
name unless they're into. Basketball he is the CURRENT. Mvp
just want it and in his acceptance, speech he took
a special time to thank his wife because they just

(01:08:35):
had her newborn or his newborn and their newborn sitting
there with them in the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Audience thank you for everything you are for for, me
for our. Son. Aris you were the first person to
show me what love really. Meant oh, god.

Speaker 16 (01:08:53):
Ah well love really, meant what sacrifice really. MEANT i
wouldn't be the MAN i. AM i want to be
the PLAYER i. AM i wouldn't be the father am without.
You but thank you for. That so thank, you. Everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Man that's cut the way down to the Before greg.
Says Before greg says, anything.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
He thanks his wife for being for not letting her
know what love.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Is i'm gonna say a, MAN i want to. KNOW i,
mean Typically greg would say it's an a, babe BUT
i think because the term know what love is and
a couple of the other elements in THE i think
it's that that ruined it and kind of ruined. Them
So i'm gonna SAY i roll it was it went
from being an a. Babe the potential was all there
for a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
BABE i think there's a kid mentioned he doesn't really
care correct a couple of the other Elementary So i'm
GOING i Roll, Gina, Yeah i'm with.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
YOU i think in general it would be an. Abbebe
BUT i also DID i detect some fake?

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Crying, yeah the crying was a little over the, Iroll, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
IROLL i think he's gonna start so as men were
not allowed to show. Emotions, No Greg, gory what do
you got it? Wrong this is he was an awe
babe for one main reason.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Because it was impromptu and not planned right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Well because he said that his wife is how he
knew what love. Was most people use their boring baby
that nobody cares LIKE i have gotten to the point where,
like not only DO i not care about somebody having a,
baby it's almost, Annoying like who cares about your?

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
Baby even tell over the time it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Is and you would think he would have said to
the in the, speech my new baby showed me what move.
Is if you have a baby and you, say NOW
i know what love? Is did you not get? Married
you didn't know what love wasn't ntil you because that
phrase is so stupid because you thought you. Did, no, no, no,
Listen i'm gonna, explain all.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Right i'm not SAYING i agree with. It i'm trying
to play devil's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Advocate. Here so all, right you get, Married you're, like
oh my, god does it get any better than? This
this is the this is the love of my.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Life, yeah we're, married blah blah. Blah then you have
a kid and you. GO i THOUGHT i knew what love,
was but this is different because this is something you.
Created this is not another person that you, met and
so therefore it's a heightened sense of love that you've
never felt before because you never had a child, before,
right and so now you know what love really. Is
in other, words WHAT i thought was love was not

(01:11:16):
really this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Baby and that's Why i'm getting the because he was
aiming that at the, wife not their, boring stupid.

Speaker 11 (01:11:22):
BABY i like that something a basketball award that has
nothing to do with any of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Them that's, True but at least it was aimed at the.
WIFE i. REMEMBER i think it was that Soap. Gina
did you Watch days Of Our? Lives? No one of
these famous couples from back in the day when they
had THEIR tv, Wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Luke And, laura probably everybody knows that one of them
SAID i will always love you as much as our,
children but never, more or love our children as much
AS i love, you but never, more.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
MEANING i love you kids be damned LIKE i love.
You i'm not going to love our kids more than.
You thank.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
You AND i hate to pile. ON i hate three
Day they teach. Me they teach me every. DAY a
three day baby doesn't teach you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Anything But i'll say you end up loving the kids
more than your. SPOUSE i think that's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Sad, well, no because, again you created these are this
is your. Spawn but that seems a little.

Speaker 11 (01:12:22):
Narcissistic, like, no it's evolutionary because your space doesn't have
your N DO, dna your kid.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Does like you're genetically, Engineered, toliver your.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Kids grow up to be a terrible. Person you could
and then in that case it flips.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Back but right, now right, now if, if if, everything
and this goes from my wife as, well we've had this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Conversation if it was, like all, right it's me or
one of the, kids you go with the, KID.

Speaker 19 (01:12:48):
I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Guess so Now i'm telling you LIKE i. Would if it's,
like all, right it doesn't no matter my son or my.
Daughter all, right so it's either gen or my. Son
it would be the. Dog, No i'm, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
We're, like you have to you can only protect. One
i'm GOING i would select be like, kids you're able,
Body yeah you can't explain. It, yeah we're gonna take
a break and then we'll have some more of the
weekend audio that's coming up next On The Woody, show

(01:13:21):
and we're going through the week and. Audio another reason
Why New york's the most overwad of Garbage city is.
Correct they will throw, garbage literally literal garbage on you
if you dare face a mob of them in a
different team's.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
Jersey all THAT i didn't realize that Was New York.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
City yes it. Is It's Philadelphia. City boston will do
the same. Thing it's a handful of cities where if
you dare show up in another team's it's not if
It's Los angeles will do. That the riot THAT i
was going to, say the hospital was on. Fire that
your team, Win i'm talking with garbage. Behaves so what
is the celebration because your team, won you're.

Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
Excited here's what. HAPPENED a man was A PACER's. Jersey
now this is before The Knicks pacers series actually. STARTED
i don't know why he was Outside Madison Square garden
in that. Jersey list wanted to cause.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Trouble, okay this wasn't after the overtime heartbreaker where The knicks.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
Lost this is a couple of days, prior so he you,
know they're both in the. PLAYOFFS i get. That so
this guy who happens to be a firefighter was in
it was OUTSIDE msg with his pacers. Jersey and the
problem is That nicks fans are a bunch of cowardly
jackasses and, bullies and when there's a crowd of them
and just one of, you they will goad you into
doing something so then they have an excuse to beat your.
Ass and so that's what they were doing in this
clip where this guy who's narrating it quite, expertly as

(01:14:34):
you can, tell the guy's walking away from. Them he's
not fighting, anybody just walking away from this the, arena
and they, say let's grab some, trash which is luckily
In New york just laying. Everywhere it's very, convenient and
start pelting him over the head with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
It nah, yoo, nah.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
Yodah it is pretty. Brutal on how my trashing through
on this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Guy, now that's that's as salt and battery number. One.

Speaker 11 (01:15:03):
Now but the problem is if he turns around and
does something about. It there's fifty against one and THERE'S
i don't care who you, are and.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
They, go why you? Walk why are you? Tripping? Man what's?

Speaker 14 (01:15:11):
Wrong?

Speaker 11 (01:15:11):
Man you can't sell all? Upset now good news here
is Uh Tyrese. Haliburton you remember him from the song
what The?

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Helly? Yeah, yeah, yeah we forget the worst? Song what.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
We?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Were? Like halliburton like the defense, Contractor, no the Halle.
Berry Tyre's. Halliburton he plays for The.

Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
Pacers he was On pat McNee show earlier in the,
week and of course it's, like like, MAN i, said
this video is everywhere the players saw what the? Helly
And tyrese what the? Helly burton has a gift for
This pacers, fan what the?

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
HELL i want to personally bring you in a plus
one out, here uh to come To game? Four uh
here In. Indiana all the teams excited to meet. You
it's all we've been talking. About everybody's seen the, video so,
man we want to bring you out here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Again he's very lucky he didn't get jumped and get
a concussion, worse because the thing is Like New york,
people what they'll do is they'll throw trash and try
to knock you, over shove you in the, back and
if you don't, respond which this guy smartly did not,
do they don't. Care they'll just eventually wait till you
turn a corner where no one, sees and jump your.
Ass but luckily that he was able to get away
without that. Happening he was a. Firefighter that still, IS i.

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
Believe and now he GETS vip like. That there you.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
Go it might be it might come to the point
because the scenes Outside The guard And Winter loose have
come to the point WHERE i may be headed up,
there assuming The knicks make it to the, finals because
it's it's just the scummiest trash you've ever.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
SEEN i, Mean pete great, audio, yeah, exact but great. Audio.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
YEAH i don't understand the hatred Of New york. Though,
No i'm just saying like it is A i wouldn't
hate it as. Much crazy people bend over backwards to worship,
it the people who live, there and the borderline.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Magical it is a magical and it's also very.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
DIFFICULT i wouldn't use the word. MAGIC i just think it's.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
Cool the, energy, say like Around, christmas it's. Magical oh,
Yeah christmas.

Speaker 18 (01:17:09):
TIME i don't use the word. Magic, yeah it's. Describe,
Yeah i'm not a man of women Swear Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
SQUARE i was born, THERE i haven't been there SINCE
i was, one AND i have zero.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Desire that's Also Queens and when people Think New, york
they Think. Manhattan yeah, EXACTLY i.

Speaker 11 (01:17:30):
Said you guys earlier in the week when Rich On
tech was talking about the the, oh you can dine
on the, street BECAUSE i took a photo of TIME
i was In New york of the dining on the
street and it was it was plywood set up literally four.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Inches that's In. Manhattan that's Near.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Broadway, okay that's that is something that you can do
in any city.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Anywhere that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Dining you have been talking about the, carts there's, prinzels there's.

Speaker 11 (01:17:54):
Condition he, said you, said dining on the street by the,
thing and he was talking about like the city center
of pro Or brush Or, brussels where there's like cafes
and sans.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
And everybody wants to tell you how cool or special
their city. Is like people In Los angeles will rip
On New york for saying that kind of stuff and
get sushi at three o'clock in the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Morning, yeah you can In Los angeles and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Go you know what's, great, Man you could be on
the beach and then you could be skiing on the
same dag like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Like anybody does that, cool but is not. Wrong the
worship Of New york is way. Over THAT'S i wouldn't
hate it except for, That, okay the weekend. AUDIO i
would like it more if they knew what remodeling. Was
it looks were times to unless you have a thirty
five million dollars, apartment, guys it looks like it's straight
from the. Fifty this next clip also About New.

Speaker 11 (01:18:36):
York, oh and now they have many pigeons In New,
york and many rats and many other various. Vermin there
are nuisance, animals but they have many of. Them so
inside addition went up when they found out that a
local pigeon. Lady, yes The Home alone.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Two apparently is real because there are literally people in
that city who will walk around with pigeons on their
shoulders and will feed them to keep the garbage and,
poop but you know in the city where it.

Speaker 11 (01:18:57):
Belongs, well she noticed that some of her people Pigeons john,
peepers As randy would, say have gone.

Speaker 20 (01:19:02):
Missing at one park In, brooklyn a woman Called Mother Pigeon.
Pina pina tells W cbs she knows the local pigeon population,
well which is why she noticed when a bunch of
them went.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
MISSING i found.

Speaker 18 (01:19:15):
An eyewitness and he told me everything that he.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
Saw the van pulls, up the guy gets out with a,
Net he puts the net, down he puts seed on,
top and then he grabs the.

Speaker 12 (01:19:27):
Pigeons this has been happening for.

Speaker 20 (01:19:30):
Decades local pigeon fans say the birds are basically abducted
and used for target. Practice but it's illegal to take
pigeons out of local, parks and they want these poachers.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Stopped you don't get to just come here and plain
this as, yours, Right you don't get to come here
and pick all the flowers for.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yourself, yeah the.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
Pigeons and us a for target.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
ME i, mean that's what one of that, like that's
something a serial killer would, Do like you don't.

Speaker 11 (01:19:58):
Do that's what some high are, Doing i'm. Sure but
the point being here that they're pigeon ladies and number
two great, music by the, Way, yeah not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Truth of at, all not at. ALL i should have
made it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
Louder, actually they might say something real. Quick, yes Manas Deborah,
norville who thirty years Hosted Inside edition for thirty, years
just did her laude last show and made me kind of. Sad,
oh let's let's shoot a pigeon on her.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Honor shut out this week and audio all right In
New york but not In New York.

Speaker 11 (01:20:27):
City at The university Of, buffalo is this an awe
babe OR i roll, gray a man was. GRADUATING i
think he had like a criminology degree or, something and he,
SAID i want to middles thirty, ish but he wanted
to bring his newborn son with him on stage to
get the, graduation you, know blah blah. Blah and they, said,
sorry no, props no, guests because if we let you do,

(01:20:48):
it everyone want to bring something of your.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Dog it'll be a. Mess so we can't bring your. Baby,
well the guy ran past the cops with his baby
to grab his diploma and ran off both to cheers
and to jeers when he was squat it, Out.

Speaker 11 (01:21:12):
So that's what they got him. In he was told
don't do, it, right he was told don't do. It
he had to run around a cop with the baby
in hand to get up on.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Stage there's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
THINGS i understand why the school does, that because you're,
right it would be all kinds of.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Mom at the same time understood why they and the
crowd wants to be able to do that. Stuff AND
i could see why they would applaud AND i can
understand why they would.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Boo all the strangers are supposed to care about your,
Baby i'm guessing that's What i'm.

Speaker 11 (01:21:37):
Guessing that's a they're they're happy for. Him but, yeah
you got to stop encouraging these, people, like for, instance
the people who uh his flight, attendants who would do
the songs on the plane to discourage.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
That, see that's not fun THAT i can get.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
BEHIND i don't get why you ARE, ok forget.

Speaker 11 (01:22:03):
That let's say somebody there's a delay and there's a
folk trio on. Board they bring up their instruments AND
i want to sit there and listen to my song
because you're. Captive that's that's WHAT i don't like. About
you're unwilling.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Captive and that can go on for god knows how.
Long this the guy's walking across the stage one, baby
you see, it it's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Gone and if nobody applaud. It you won't even know what.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Happened whereas if we were on the plane and they're
doing a silly rap song to safety, announcement, yeah like
you're you're, stuck you're, captive you are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Escape have to hear that announcement, anyway might as well
make it, amusing or might as.

Speaker 11 (01:22:37):
Well make it, uninteresting because If i'm listening to my
own music and or my own book and or whatever, MOVIE.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I don't see how this equates with the baby on
stage saying because one thing you're, okay what's the other?
One that thing you're? NOT i agree, with.

Speaker 11 (01:22:51):
Here's the here's the, analogy or or people bringing their
pets into grocery, stores which is against the healthcare.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Right i've never said them for.

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
That the reason they do it is because they get
positive reinforcement from the crowd in this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Graduation sammy's of the. World, Yeah, Sammy SO i don't
care if he's licking the. GROCERIES i don't. Care he
can lick that. Steak and they're on the.

Speaker 11 (01:23:09):
Plane there are a handful of jackasses who like three
or four like old bored ladies who, say oh they,
do and everyone else is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Like, oh stop. It i'll join the old.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Ladies it goes back to one of the worst days
of my life WHEN i went To. ST K steakhouse
In orlando and the guy was playing the saxophone with
THE dj and old ladies were clapping and cheering.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Words i'll get you through this.

Speaker 17 (01:23:33):
Life you grab yourself a, tray you find this inside looking,
set your, bag.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Your, assaults your, cream you're taking. Out one of the
worst of your life was when the guy put. Saxophone,
yeah it was. Terrible that was a service. Woe don't,
worry he's gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Okay i'm giving you guys The Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Show that's certainly not for, everybody but we got the
week in.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Audio we're gonna put the reps on. This what else
you have For Sea? Bass always a good week when
you've Got gronk audio and making. Headlines Rob gronkowski's on
one of the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Podcasts bussing with The, Boys nice and he Was.

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
He was asked about a rumor that his Former Patriot
Yesday Patriot Aaron hernandez.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Murderer Aaron hernandez at The patriots used to enjoy team
meetings very. Much we heard stories about like him being
in the team meeting with like, BUFF i mean that's
a possibility that.

Speaker 21 (01:24:43):
ONE i may or may have not seen it. LIVE
i MEAN i love crazy sh, though SO i didn't
mind things like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
THAT i was, like, wow like that was pretty.

Speaker 21 (01:24:55):
Epic LIKE i was a wilder man, myself so like
nothing phased. ME i was, LIKE i encourage.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
It, okay what?

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
Way so he's saying that he was joeing in the meetings.

Speaker 11 (01:25:06):
Right, NOW a lot of times it was. Epic those
are dark rooms because they're playing film or.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Whatever but, like if joeing is, unacceptable, yeah in the, Meeting,
yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
A really good play hot, take hot.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Take joe's unaccepted that it shouldn't be a Hot you're,
right it shouldn't be a hot. Take i'm just shocked,
that if this rumor is, true that he would risk
joeing at a. Meeting of course he, was but oh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
My, god well he had a lot going.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
On, look maybe he just couldn't. Wait it just had
to happen right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
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was unlessed as a, kid so therefore jerking the, Meeting.

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Gay i'm just saying.

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On, yeah, okay maybe something we'll do with this. Tornado we're, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
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Truck they might flip the.

Speaker 18 (01:26:43):
Truck.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
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LITERALLY i say. Monsoon.

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they're just rolling some equipment down the hill or. Something. Ye, well,
yeah you, GUYS i saw the. Video oh he.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
Did, yeah like trees are falling on the on the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Equipment.

Speaker 11 (01:27:13):
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did you say goodbye for? Now?

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
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Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
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guys this Is oh my, god this IS i think
we're gonna. Die And boom goes To.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Dynamite oh.

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we're Not kansas. Anymore there's the weeked. Audio he thank.
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Speaker 14 (01:27:56):
Show?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Next the. Show we'll be back in a.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Sec we've got the Throwback thursday in full. Force we
have The pride Of pacoima here in the. Studio he
is the senior vice president and the managing partner Of
Club Turn Up ladies And. Gentlemen It's El presidente, HIMSELF
Dj Tim. Martinez, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
It's all. Happening we're so.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Busy so many things are, happening and you know you're involved.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
In all of. Them, REALLY i, am there's too much going.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
On, yeah so we're giving, away as you, know seven
Night disney cruise To. Alaska you can win. That today's
keyword is port P o R. T so just enter
that keyword by going to THE Woodi show dot. Com but,
Yeah tim's going on the cruise with. Us, yes, yes let's.
Go it's THE S s turn. Up, yeah all aboard

(01:28:52):
THE S S Turn.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Up are you gonna smell this good on the? Cruise?
Yeah by the, way what is is that a?

Speaker 15 (01:28:58):
Cologne, no it's just, uh it's a lotion and it's
been sitting in my room And i'm, like, OH i
haven't even helping this thing. Yet let me see what
this thing? Smells just like? Skin, yeah just, skin an after,
shave kind of. Intoxicating do you jerk it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
On where is it a? PLAN i, Mean i'm gonna
bring it, Now i'm gonna bring it on the. Cruise,
yeah please smell.

Speaker 15 (01:29:23):
Great i'm telling you smelled the walk in and everybody
was likely let us know it is BECAUSE i know
we're going to get a bunch of text people, asking
AND i want to know what it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Is, so, Yeah tim's going on The Disney cruise of
this next. Week that'll be. Fun you're bringing your, WIFE i,
am which she never goes to. Anything she doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Anything she hasn't been to a wood show event since
we've been, here that's eleven. Years you know what we
gotta we gotta talk to her about.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
That we have to change.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
THAT i, know, well she's a, teacher but this is
the end of the, year so it's harder for her
to do some of.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
THIS i asked her all the.

Speaker 15 (01:29:57):
Time come, on we have like a free trip to
ever r work work, stuff, Right she's, like take advantage of.
It that just that just means THAT i have to
plan a head.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah months in. Advance.

Speaker 15 (01:30:09):
Yeah AND i was, like and THEN i got to
get a substitute teacher for my. Kids and then she
worries about the. Kids are they going to get the same?

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Education but that's, Fine.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Yeah tell her you're not at. Work you don't have
to pretend to care about the. Students even, better her
students are.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Four my.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
GOD i hate the bringing to. Her but those kids
aren't going to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Her they will know they Will we'll be walking in
like your target imployment as you.

Speaker 15 (01:30:40):
Know, anyway and we're walking around and like some like
eighteen year old was, like, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
What do you have to tell? Me So tim's going
with us on The disney cruise To. Alaska that's gonna
be a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Fun and then also we are in the throes of
all the stuff for THE Woodi show prom WHICH i
know it's happening On saturday, Night june the twenty, first
seven to eleven pm There Marongo Casino resort And. Spa
we announced all the details earlier this. Week The spasmatics
will be. Playing, YES Dj Scottie fox locked. In, yeah
So scotti's locked. In we're gonna be doing like Prom

(01:31:16):
king And. Queen we'll have some other stuff that we're,
doing giveaways and things like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
That we're gonna do like a balloon.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
ARCH i think we're doing like photo booth photos because
you got to have prom.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Photos of.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
COURSE i think we should have a big bowl of
condoms that people can take on the way.

Speaker 15 (01:31:31):
Out that wasn't all much to do, list but you
know what it is now we can we have to have.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
A big tacky crystal punch bowl to. Spike all, Right, YEAH.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I don't know. THAT i don't know that we can
pull that. Off we can probably pull it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Up we'll figure out some way to make it, out all,
right but all the ideas if you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Haven't the scene is kind of rolled.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Back, yeah there's gonna be a lot of throwback you,
know songs and slow, dances.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
The spotlight dance.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
DANCES i forgot about slow. Dances, yeah cannick out behind the.
Bleachers oh for for, real for? Real we need the mirror.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Ball oh obviously?

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Done like so because you get, that that's total, problem
that's total. Product so get all the. Details go to
party With woody Dot. Com it's party With woody Dot.
Com all. Right so it's a Throwback THURSDAY Dj Tim
martinez back in the day in actual CLUB dj spinning
all these songs when they were new and, fun and
we're going back in.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
TIME i don't even know where we're. Going how far
back this?

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
Week we're not Going we're not going that far back this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Time, Okay so maybe he wasn't A dj at this,
point was already in his next career working working here
at the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Station now what year are we going? To all? Right
IF i was A dj in twenty.

Speaker 15 (01:32:42):
Twelve this would be probably top three club bangers of
all club bangers of all, time or just that. Year
i'm gonna say probably top five of all time for.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Sure top.

Speaker 15 (01:32:55):
Five, yes, okay, great, great, Great So i'm not not
steering you down on the wrong the wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
Path Here we're gonna Go clarity By.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Zed. Yeah that's a great. Song The Woody showy this this,
song you're right up in the clerk Throwback. Thursday it
is The Woodie, show all, right. DUDE I i love,

(01:33:30):
love love love that. Song that was Three that was three.
LOVES i love that. Song what a what a great?
Song what about a great? Song will that be drops? Anywhere?
Dude it just goes?

Speaker 15 (01:33:43):
Off CAN i CAN i tell you a funny? Story
when that beat, Drops i'm gonna go. BACK i think
a year and a, half maybe two, years almost two years. Now,
uh my son drew his Girlfriend. Hales shout out To.
Hales uh she turned twenty, one and THE dj played
that AND i was AND i started that that beat
drop AND i started jumping up Like i'm literally like

(01:34:06):
twenty AND i tore miniscus.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
TIM i was out the rest of the. Night, yeah
ask you a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Questions so you just shouted out your your son's. Girlfriend
would you ever in a millionaires shout out your daughter's?

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Boyfriend, no, NO i, IT i, KNOW i. Know, No,
no we're Not we're not there. Yet we're not here,
yet HEAR i, KNOW i. KNOW Dj Tim. Martinez great.
Song what a pull. Today it was. Awesome i'm really
happy that you're.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Happy all, right, Man well we'll catch you next week
on board the Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Bay all, right welcome, back. Everybody Free, friday coming at.
You may twenty second is the?

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Date to day is buy a musical Instrument?

Speaker 13 (01:35:01):
Day and.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Wondering he was talking about guitar and how possible it, seems.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
But it's left.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Handed oh my, god shardonay day is, Today Greg, board
it's a national Boss babe days.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
Babe.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Okay there was a, guy uh we used to work
with in radio and then he went and started like
a video game. Company Oh, Steve, Yeah Steve Manball's.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Masters.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Yeah and so he would go to these like video
game conventions or, that like, yeah but he was like a.
GUY i, mean he was always significantly older than, us,
right and they but he's talking about he sounds like a,
surfer and so he's, like you, know, so, YEAH i
went to THE i went to the video. GAME i
went to the expo and there's all these booth babes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
There so. Babes, yeah booth booth. Babes video.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Game, Anyway Soty's National Boss Babe. Day It's national Craft Distillery,
day all you hipsters with wax tip. Mustaches it's A
National Maritime, Day National Solitaire, Day it's A World Goth day.
Today the only food holiday today Is National Vanilla Pudding.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
DAY i don't hate, it but it's.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
VANILLA i, MEAN i wouldn't pick. It and today Is
World Poloma. Day paloma, Tequila oh, yeah all the.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Citrus two girls Named.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Paloma is that like a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Now a girl Named? POLOMA i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
KNOW i was introduced to it by our FRIEND Dj Tim.
Martinez of. COURSE i Mean i've had like a tequila
and squirt or you, know tequila in some kind of citrusy.
Whatever but this was an extra tart kind of citrusy
tart with the tequila in. There and he served it
to me in this like little kind of almost like
a coffee sized mugging coffee, monks like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
A little clay pot kind Of. Yeah, YEAH i.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Felt so, authentic you, know give a little steel. Straw, yeah,
no it. Was it was just Delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
Kila lime juice and. Grapefruit so does.

Speaker 11 (01:37:08):
Originated of course from The latin, columbus meaning dove or.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Pigeon that's super neat. Menace what's happening in the world of.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Entertainment, well we've been talking about this for a few
weeks With Bill belichick and his lady out and, about
and did you see a little update on this now
the photos that have been out, there they're, like is
she wearing like a wedding ring or an engagement?

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Ring what is she?

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
Doing and apparently she's been telling everybody that they are.
Engaged of, Course so let me ask you. This if
your father comes to you and, says you know, What
i'm engaged to Marry Jordan, hudson what do you, Say
do you jump, in do you say, anything or do
you say good for?

Speaker 11 (01:37:49):
YOU i would, SAY i, say we gotta we gotta.
Stop okay something we haven't assuming we've hadn't sid anything so.
FAR i, say you've given this woman millions of, dollars
which is she's bought real estate with, right she is
ruining your legacy, literally but day by, day mister no
nonsense for twenty three years is now nothing but nonsense

(01:38:11):
is her claws into Every she's not doing a great
job at. It she's just making him look.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Worse what's? Crazy and?

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Women you REALLY i MEAN i think you have a
somewhat of an, idea but you really have no. Idea
just how much? Power look at this vagina wields over.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Dudes women do run the. WORLD i don't understand, You
like why you guys should run? Everything, yeah just take a.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Minute if you aren't super, hot that's get super hot
in the next six To, yeah you run.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
Everything well have you heard the phrase men are the,
head but women are the neck that turns the.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
HEAD i think that's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Okay do you know WHAT i? Mean, well check it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Out vagina is the. Kryptonite well that's What i'm. Saying
it brings even people like that's a great. POINT i
didn't really think about it that. Way but, yeah your,
brand your image that you spent your entire career, building
mean about football is being ruined in record.

Speaker 11 (01:39:05):
Time and it's not like he doesn't Need he's got
millions of dollars from being a mean.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Grump, Now gina just pulled up the picture Of, george
the picture Of Bill belichick with the girlfriend on the
beach and she's in that mermaid. Costume he's like. Fishing,
yeah really, know you jump in if you're one of his, Kids,
yeah you gotta, say look a.

Speaker 11 (01:39:26):
Dad this is very much like The Tiger woods. Controversy
Tiger woods was a, multimillionaire top of his, world but
at this core he was a, dork and So vagina
attempted him very.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Easily bill will, SAY i don't care. Kid did you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
See that he changed the name of his, boat, Yes Bill?

Speaker 9 (01:39:41):
Belichick, no, yeah to do like one plus eight? Rings,
Right so now it's separated and it's like a plus one,
ring like?

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Right or did you change the name of your goddamn?

Speaker 11 (01:39:57):
Boat or there is Also, sammy Does Jordan hudson not
have a cheerleading award of some kind that could be
considered a ring like she's?

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Champion, yeah it's fine, Anyway SO i guess you jump,
in all?

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
Uh speaking about another, Coach Steve, badden you know there's
a movie being made about his life right, now and
apparently somebody has already quit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Huh, Oh John, Mannen.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
Sorry the, Shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry you, Know, oh
he's got shoes on the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Brain.

Speaker 7 (01:40:32):
Yeah John, manton famous coach and. Player there's been a
movie being made about his. Life and apparently one actor
is already quit because the actor, says, now we don't
know who the actor. Is they have not been named,
yet but they said that they the script wanted him
to say THE n word and he didn't want to do.
It and also there was some naked nude scene that

(01:40:54):
was happening inside the locker room that he did want
to be a part. Of and But Amazon studio, says,
yeah they never forced this actor to say THE n.
Word it was just a discussion if they should do
it or not in the. Movie, also they said they
were making accommodations for this actor where they didn't even
have to be a part of the scene while it's

(01:41:14):
being shot while everybody was being a naked that they
could just like cut them into the.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Scene and they didn't want to do that as, well
so too late they.

Speaker 11 (01:41:23):
Quit, yeah they it's a movie about football in the
seventies and. Eighties what do you think was going? On,
yeah but don't you read the? Script, beforehand know that
there's this nude scene in there also a potential end
word being, said and then two weeks in you, said
you know, WHAT i don't want to be part of
this and you walk.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Off here's another, example like this person better be a
list level kind of actor actress because people supporting people
don't want to work with people who are, Trouble, yeah
who are all difficult and, problems like who's going to
hire this person right? Now they just because if the
word gets out their, career, right the word gets, out

(01:41:58):
like this person's, difficult or as a nitpick on a.
Script it's a. Script it's a. Movie you said football
in the, Seventies, yeah you want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
It you're getting about about THE n word in there
and about a nude.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
Scene like the nword THING i could understand because like
if you shoot that, scene that will that video will
be tweeted to you till the end of. Time like
there's a there's a famous. ONE i don't know if
you looked it, up look this one up And hathaway
saying THE n word and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Whatever but why would you Care if you're in a,
movie it's part of the, character it's part of the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Script if you care you ever See hateful, Eight, yeah,
like but you don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
It you're an actor or an, actor you're taking on a.
Role you're pretending to be somebody. Else it's somebody else's.
Word nobody thinks you're just, like who's the guy From Kramer?
Seinfeld Michael richards, Different, right there's a, lot there's, context
there's context to. That but in the course of being a,
professional that word finds as A.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Nazi, yeah you're.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
Pretending, yeah but it's One if if you don't want
that video sent to, you then just don't do.

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
Well, yeah Like mena, said read the. Script, yeah if
you know that there's a nude. Scene if your character is,
difficult that's one. Thing if, you as the employee actor
actress in this, case are, difficult nobody's gonna want to hire.
You at some point they're gonna get the word's gonna get. Out,
yeah and no one's gonna hire.

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
You But Nicholas cage is Playing John, madden, Right, yes Crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Steve mat the shoe designer a new trailers that Dropped Sea?
Bass did you see? It Jurassic Park World? Rebirth are
you excited it comes? Out july, Second not, really, now
did you see the plot. Line the plot line is
that they NEED dna from the, dinosaurs but the dinosaurs
need to be alive while they get, It so it's

(01:43:43):
kind of a how do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
It how do you do? It it's a. Conundrum.

Speaker 7 (01:43:47):
Yeah Also zootopia, too there there was a teaser released
on that that comes Out november twenty, sixth so be. Ready,
also now in the world Of Sammy Boy Meets, world
did you see? This what's his? Name Will Fred?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Lee is It? Freedole? FREEDOM i think it's freedom?

Speaker 7 (01:44:06):
Anyway with the older, Brother, yeah he has a podcast
and apparently he's gonna be a. Grandpa, guys what forty years?
Old now that's the headline that you're gonna see. Everywhere
but apparently it's, uh he is a. Stepdad, okay so
when he got, married the chick that he married had
a daughter that was already twenty one years. Old because
apparently on this podcast he always talks about how he

(01:44:26):
wants to live a child free life and not have kids.
Around so people are, like, wait what's going on with? This, so,
yes he is gonna technically become a grandpa at forty
eight years.

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
Old, okay but his wife is forty six and she's
going to be a.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
Grandma, yep a.

Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
Grandma now all my friends and do you have any
friends that have kids that have kids?

Speaker 12 (01:44:48):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
No, no, NO i have.

Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
NO i have friends that have like kids that are
coming out of high school or they're like coming out
of college right. Now but, no no kids with kids.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Yet. No all my friend's kids. ARE i think they're
going going into.

Speaker 9 (01:45:00):
College BUT i had a friend who got pregnant when
we were twenty, one and her dad had her at twenty,
one so he was a forty two year old Grand.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Yeah well what about our Friend clint who works at.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
The, session he's a.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Grandpa did he blew my? Mind?

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
Yeah he blew my. Mind one day we were sitting there,
Talking he's, like, yeah my. Grandson like your, wait hold.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
On you're?

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
WHAT i had no.

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
Idea, yeah, yeah he's a.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Grandpa.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
Insane it's.

Speaker 7 (01:45:24):
Crazy crazy all? Right, well speaking of, crazy did you
know That Kevin jonas his real name Isn't, Kevin, guys
that is? Crazy, yeah what is? It his real name
Is Paul Paul. Jonas the middle name is Actually. Kevin
that in My book Of jonahs, brothers fun.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Facts we all keep going right other People.

Speaker 7 (01:45:45):
Kevin, yeah so he's asking, people should you just go
By paul? Now but that's what he was asking other
people though their real names Like lona Del ray Is Lizzie,
Grant Vin diesel his real name Is Mark, siegler And
Whoopi goldberg her real name Is Karen Johnson johnson fitting
Yet Aaron. Johnson now you, KNOW i have a brother in.

(01:46:08):
Law his his NAME i don't even know because we
all call Him. Bobby his real name Is sal because
he's a. Junior but WHEN i walked around the house
AND i looked at some of his baseball, trophies it Said.

Speaker 13 (01:46:19):
Jesse oh WHAT i? Go why does it Say? Jesse
did he get some other kids? Trophy, No he's, like,
OH i went By jesse for a, while thought to ask,
him what is your?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
Name what is your?

Speaker 7 (01:46:31):
Name if you look under my, contest it Says Bobby
Jesse sal Question mark right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Exactly all, right thank you very, much, menace no.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
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