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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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A God more than everybody el.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Alright, So today is May the twenty third, twenty twenty five.
And not only is today a Friday, which normally would
be the headline, it's the Friday going into a long
three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's what I'm talking about. God, it is woo love
saying Greg, I welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It is the wood Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That's great gory.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
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is here. We got Sammy Sport is here, Menji's here
at the production department, We've got Morgan, our sociate producer,
Vaughn is here.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And you are b Ip. It is Friday, LESCo. All right,
it's o Fish Show.
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to get through it into the weekend as quickly as
we can. Big week going on next week. The Woody
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it's gone. We're gone for a full week. But as
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far as your concern, we are with you the whole time,
because we're gonna be giving the play by play, the
blow by blow still just while we've been doing now,
except for when we're telling you about how how you
can win the Disney Cruise. We're just gonna be telling
you what we're doing on the game. We'll be on
it as we're on board the show next week Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Monday,
of course is the holiday Memorial Day, and that's today
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we're getting on board anyway, So crap, we're not gonna
be here live on Monday. Yeah, on a coin of
crab legs. Yeah, somebody texted over saying, see Gina and Sammy,
and I'm a female. I went on an Alaska cruise.
Trust me, don't bring too many clothes. Just a few casual,
comfortable outfits for excursions, a couple of nice dresses. You know,
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if you do a fancy dinner. You can always buy
awesome jackets on the ship. They have excellent shops, really
nice windbreakers that you'll want to wear for years to
come to commemorate your trip. Also, many great shops on
the stops that you make in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
True, I've been on an Alaskan cruise. I did buy
a jacket on the ship. I never wore it again
other than that experience. And I will overpack, and I
already do.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Have a nice sex.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She's just trying to help you out. Don't our pack
you'll regret it. But bring a half empty or maybe
completely empty bag that you could pack full of all
the great stuff you will encounter on your excursions.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
You know what, I like this, I'm repacking, yes for real? Yes, yeah,
take something you're going to edit, Yeah, I'm gonna edit.
And I even did like the trip, you know, like
you did? Yeah, yeah, and I thought that was like
what you're supposed to do, because I always see it
on like packing hack things where you roll everything out.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Sure, but you know what, why not you guys have
convinced me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I bought some of those vacuum packs.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You did you know that we can't iron or steam
and they only work.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
One I know? I didn't buy, Yeah, I didn I
didn't buy anything for for this trip, like specifically, just
for general, because we travel a bunch and no, I
just wanted to. I figure like it would help them
in my fat stuff, you know, because your clothes are
bigger and so you can't get as much into like
a carry on. They were like, look how much more
you can get into a carry on. Yeah, I don't
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think they're that great.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Is it the vacuum kind or just the I have both?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I did both. I bought two different kinds to see
which one I like better. I figured i'd give the
other one away.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You have to go to a place that has a
vacuum for it to get home.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
This is like a little like a rechargeable plug into
the USBA and it does all the whole suction thing.
There's other ones where you can just like push and
the air comes out, but it doesn't like breathe it
does it doesn't take another breath in. So whatever you
push onto it, it just expels air, does not take
air back in.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Maybe yeah yeah, Also, dumbass Tyler's coming with us, So
his body heat alone, Yeah, his body heat Alan is
gonna keep me warm?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What does he bring it to the table? By the
way stuff, Well, we're gonna put him the world already. Well,
we're putting in the work. There's some because Boart's not
on the trip because we offered Bort to go and
he had some other stuff going on here at the time.
So at the time where he had to commit to it,
he wasn't sure how his moving situation is gonna play on.
But now that he's settled, he could have gone.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Does Tyler know he's going to be working, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's gonna bring that. Dude's getting a free trip out
of it. He's happy to help.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yes, are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
He spends all his money on that, seven hundred dollars
a month. The only part that I'm disappointed about was
Seabet's not coming. He can see Tyler's new tattoos which
are awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Tattoos.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Dude, the pizza tattoo on his arm, that's like a
mad pizza playing game controller.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That's how is he?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He's mid thirties.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We're going in the morning day weekend. Of course, the
Indianapolis five hundred is happening on Sunday. There's going to
be a weeny five hundred race. Did you see that
in the racing? I love it. Yeah. So all six
of the Oscar Mayer wienermobiles are going to be there,
the first time all six vehicles have gathered in one
place in over a decade, so as you can hear,
it's a really big deal. Each wienermobile is going to
(06:24):
represent a district regional hot dog. So there's the see
the Chai dog, so the Chicago Dog representing the Midwest.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's that's so.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I think the Chicago dog is.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Overrated salary shy salt.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And then you get those tomato slices and I don't
know that it's rated at all. I think it's just
it's a mess. It's a it's a big deal in Chicago.
They think it's the coolest thing that anybody in the
world has ever seen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, a big bunch of vegetables.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Great, The New York dog representing the East Coast. The
Slaw Dog representing the southeast, numbs down. The Sonorian dog
representing the south West. Now Sognorian dog. Yeah, yeah, look
that up. I'm sure the chili dog. Okay, we're back
on that represents the South. The Seattle dog rep in
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the Northwest. That's probably gonna be like maybe the Seattle dog.
I been thinking maybe like one of those fake meat
like yeah, like soy dogs. Did you look up sonor.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
And do Yeah, the Sonoran Dog hot dog wrapped in bacon,
grilled and served in a soft Mexican style.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Roll alright, I'm done with that. The winner is going
to celebrate in the Wiener Circle. There's going to be
a condiment spray instead of champagna, oh my god, and
a hot dog for the Champion's gonna stream live on
the Fox Sports app and on uh the social media accounts,
which you can find at Indie car on Fox.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He yeah, you guys want to know what's what's the
Seattle dog?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Well, it's basically a hot dog with the condiment being
cream cheese. Sure, no, And the picture it looks like onions, relish, mustard,
and cream cheese.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh, all the other stuff is on it too. Listen,
a bagel dog with cream cheese delicious.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah, the cream cheese is the main condom, and then
you can throw other stuff on there. That's the main distinction.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Is they go together.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean, I'll try it. Cream cheese seems to go
with a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Have you guys ever heard of I only ever heard
of this from Sopranos Lincoln log sandwiches. She goes, Oh,
I made Linkorn logged sandwiches, and they're hot dogs that
are split in half with cream cheese down the middle.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm not saying with cream cheese. I see it where
people split them and they put like a slice of
American cheese. Chili dog cheese is different, or like the
cheese sauce, which is like where they split it in half,
butterflied out and then put just a regular slice of
like craft.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I grew up on that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, and I'm fine with it.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Toasted piece of bread.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh yeah, dude, I'm not fancy. I'll totally eat that,
no problem, let's go. Yeah, what else is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So coming to Vegas in May of next year, We've
talked about this. It's what the people want, the enhanced Games.
So it's an Olympic style sporting event hoping to infuse
unprecedented levels of science, money, and performance enhancing drugs into
a formal competition. Like athletes not just allowed, but encouraged
(09:18):
the juice to use peds, so steroids testosterone growth hormone
that are legal to possess but normally banned in sports.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
These people up and see what they can do and
real The hope.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Is to remove the stigma that surrounds the use of substances,
to promote safer ways to push the limits of human performance.
We said, limit ourselves back of the juicing days of baseball,
Get them fun, you get the moon balls. Due, Yeah,
that was way more exciting wire than it is now.
(09:52):
They keep talking about they can say these things to
try to make baseball more exciting, the speed the game
up or whatever.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah, dude, go back.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
To something had fifty to fifty players, the cream and
the clear whatever Bonds was using at the time. Allegedly. Yeah,
of course, of course, my bad man allegedly. But yeah,
there's the ESPN just did a big right about If
you want to read more, about it called the Enhanced
Games and it's going to be in Vegas, May of
(10:20):
twenty twenty six. Oh and we were talking about the
flying taxis, and we had that flying car story earlier
in the week, a little fall up to that. When
I was at my flight lesson the other day, there
were a couple of guys from the FAA stuff about that.
You know, they're doing like inspections and stuff all the
time of the different flight schools and for different planes
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and things, and anyway, somebody had mentioned about these flying
taxis and they go, oh, that's all fine and good,
and they can they can keep talking about how the
you know, the flying car is going to be released
at the end of the year. That one company we
talked about, they said, we are minimum four years away.
So it's not even me in time for the Olympics,
even for the flying taxis because of all this stuff
just within the FAA for approvals that has to happen,
(11:02):
like it may be or somebody or they have these
things and they are ready to go. But as far
as like where they can carry passengers and they can
be in the skies and they have all these different things.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
There comes to government to crap on fun.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, the effort. No, I think the government, because it
is the Olympics, they're going to fast track it. They
were talking about it and this one guy's part of
I guess that committee or is part of that coming
up with the different rules and regulations for this stuff.
He said minimum four years. There's no way it's happening
for the Olympics. Not that it's never going to happen,
but there's no way they get it and talk to
the Olympics it say. It's mostly just a media thing
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because it's something fun to talk about around the Olympics
and how you gonna get around Los Angeles with all
the crazy traffic and stuff. So it's not that it's
not happening, just no time soon. Why have any kind
of deadlines or incentive When you're the government, you can
just crap on crap and no one can make stop. Yeah, true, Yeah, anyway,
so there's a there's enough. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I don't think it's gonna happen in my lifetime.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It'll happen in your lifetime for sure.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Elon's talking about sure, uh, you know, fully autonomous cars
by the end of next year. But then that goes
to all right, are they gonna allow that? Well, the
was it the NTSB then actual trans what's what's the
one that's in charge of the that's correct? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
Well they have to approve like somebody who can just
like get in their cargo take me to work, right,
and it just takes them there.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
By the way, already is happening. I've done it both
in my own personal ruler truck and in the WAYMO cars.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well yeah, but you're yeah, but yeah, I'm I'm thinking
it'll happen. I think that'll happen because they've been doing
the way most stuff they're already could quite a ways
down that happen.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Can my robot drive me?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, that's what medics is waiting for.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
You see, speaking of Rula on Musk he or at
least a video of how the robots look at stuff
and how you like tell them to like clean the counter,
and how they've recorded just thousands of hours of video
of people cleaning and they're using AI to see what
cleaning means, that like how brooms works.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, did you watch that? It was that the same
video where they showed them like unloading the dishwasher and
straightening up some tables, and so basically they were going
to use them. The one I saw the video I
saw was these robots that they're going to use for
housekeeping at hotels.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
So they go into the room and they completely every
room will be set up exactly the same because they're
hotel rooms, right, and so like, how to reorganize the
desk area, make the bed, clean the bathroom, and then
straighten everything out as you walk out the door idea.
And as it's moving around, its ass is like a vacuum,
So as it's moving around the room, it's vacuuming. It's
the wife bought three thousands, like four things at once.
(13:27):
Pretty cool. Hell yeah, that's cool, because that's awesome. Okay,
it's not going to be stealing.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Your stuff because since the pandemic hotels I've gotten so gross.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wood sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. It's a Woody
show and we are into another new hour in sensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
It is Friday, like we've been mentioning, not just any Friday,
it's the Friday that begins a three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Y I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So let's get through the morning and get you closer
to that weekend, get us into that weekend, although we
have a very busy weekend ahead. Yes, we'll be in
Dallas on Sunday for BFD. They're big rock concert they're
having for our Dallas affiliate, ninety seven to one The
Eagle Chevelle and Marilyn Manson and Pod and Stabbing Westward.
(14:25):
I'm looking for it. I think it's gonna be a
lot of fun. It's good at So we'll see you
for those of you in Dallas, will see you at
BFD on Sunday. And then we go right from Dallas
after BFD to Vancouver, BC to get on board for
the Woodies Show Disney Alaska Cruz. Such jet setters, we
will be broadcasting live from the Disney Wonder all next week.
(14:45):
You have another chance to win your seven night Disney
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W O N D E R. That's wonder. Just go
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For you. Yep, to do exactly what we're going to
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be doing.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Next week, we'll test it out for you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, we're like the test drivers. Yeah. So that's that's
all going on. Yeah, all good.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Everybody else cool?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah yeah, I'm taking Greg to hammer and nails today.
I'm so I didn't shave all week and yeah yeah,
so Greg's gonna get a for the first time in
his life. He's going to get a straight razor shave.
I know.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
And you know how I before I leave a hotel,
I'll straighten up the room. I basically make the bed.
I was thinking, Oh, I should probably shave first. I
don't want to look all dumpy. Want to shave, that's
easy shave before he gets a shave.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well, you know, just like you didn't. I did not,
Yeah I didn't. I'm nice and dumpy. I hope you're
ready to do their job. I hope you're ready for
a haircut, very ready haircut and straight razor shave. Not
to mention, and it's not just a straight razor shave
because I signed you up for the premium. So no,
you're getting a facial Oh really. They're going to put
the hot towel. Then they're gonna do all the different
(16:01):
creams and exfoliation things, and is your first facial.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
You probably had three le and three million other ones.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Before. Before I started going to this hammer and Nails place,
I had never done any I mean, I've done the
straight razor shapes like a a barber type thing, but
I'd never done u anything like that, uh where they
do all the creams and stuff. The only thing I'd
ever touched my face before that, I told you, whatever
shampoo I would use to wash my hair, I just
rub on my face and then wash it off. And
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that was it.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
That was my not even a bar of soap shampoo
on your face whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I was already gathering up in my in my hair.
I just rubbing my face. Also got hair on my face, the.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Beer drying, yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That I'd never done manicure, pedicure, even though there were
a bunch of dudes like men, real men. You were
telling me it wasn't you know, it wasn't gay. You
can go ahead and do it, you know, And I
was like, I don't know, man. But then when I
joined this place and I had everything at my disposal,
I'm like, I might as well try tried it out.
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I am on board.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Are you guys going to hold hands well.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Because I'm gonna be doing my I'm getting my own
beard trim and shave and then and then I'm going
for the manicure because I mean, these hails are just disgusting,
Am I right? But you guys are gonna be together
for the Brazilians right of course, when you walk into
this place, they give you your drink of choice, so like,
whatever you want. So perfect for Greg, who needs to
(17:38):
drink anywhere he goes situation. I don't know, they have
every they have everything. I'll probably have to do something
like whiskey. You know, I don't have to. You can
do whatever you want. Like, I'm excited for Greg because
you know we were talking. We were talking about when
somebody watches the show. I'll use Breaking Bad as the example. Again.
(18:01):
You watch a show that you loved, you loved Break
the Bad and that excitement of watching new episodes and
get me the first time, and then you get through it,
you're like, oh man, it's over. Yeah, I'm never gonna
be able to watch this and have it be brand
new again. And then somebody that you know, like Greg,
starts watching for the first time. And you're kind of
living vicarrous through them. For that excitement. I just caught
(18:21):
up on the same thing. That's why I want you
to watch Hacks. It's got a Brazilian blood at the end. No,
they do wax, they do do they Yeah, No, of
your pubes though, they just do for your ears because
guys have hair that grows out of their ears. Uh,
they'll the wax, will wax your nose.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Which done the nose. I've never done the ears.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And they also do eyebrows. They won't do the butt
like to Uh. No, they don't do anything like that. Okay, Nope,
that's a different kind of place. Yeah, you got you
gotta go. That's the gay place. Oh oh yeah. Yeah,
that's where you get the gay face, the waxing and
the bleaching. Oh yeah, you get your butthole bleached.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You're gonna give that number to call up literally sound
We're gonna play the deuy q Our dumb Ass contest
for you win the prize. We got the Friday Fail
stories ready to roll. Here on this Friday morning on
the Woody Show, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls, it
(19:56):
is time for your Friday Fail story. He would have
thought we had the perfect plan, the plan that could
never go wrong, to and somewhere along the line it
went from being a great idea to one big stink
in mega uber ultra. Even the end kind of came
(20:30):
came around, you know, sometimes we lose a little bit
toward the end. That was nice.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, that was almost as nice as a straight Razor show.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, all right. First one, this dude in Florida. He
did the one Chip challenge, Worst day of Life, drank
a beer because his mouth was on fire, that you
should grab them, which, okay, cool, you know, big deal. Right. Well,
in this case, the dude is a fella. He's on parole.
His parole officer found out the terms of his parole
(20:58):
agreement state that he can't drink or even be in
a bar at the first place. But there he was,
and so now, for completely avoidable reasons, he is back
in at fail jailer sale.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
How did he know he was at a bar?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They were probably posting him for social media. This next
one is from Compton, California, sweet where a family showed
up to a funeral home to say goodbye to their
beloved uncle Otis, only to find some random dude wearing
his suit and laying in his casket. According to the lawsuit,
when the family arrived at the Harrison Ross mortuary, they
were immediately like, uh, that's not Uncle otis. But when
(21:34):
they asked an employee about it, the worker basically just
gasol at them, is like, no, it's him.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Y'all are just confused in mourning.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Looked different when they're dead. It's their relative.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm thinking they know what he looks like. Who's in
there and who's not in there?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Is it me or At these mortuaries people are kind
of dicks. Well, they're weird. I think people who work
at mortuaries, and I think they're kind of weird to
begin with. I don't know, think about what you do
for a living. Yeah, but I don't know, Man, they're
not very nice. I've only dealt with it once and
they were very nice.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Well, maybe because they're not used to dealing with live humans.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Perfect to worry, maybe perfect for people. Let's get a
little real with you a little bit. Yeah, they might
have been nice to you, but when we showed up, huh,
not very nice. Really, board's giving me an ouch in
my ear, I'm really because it's because his wife but
your wife is not like public facing.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah she's not. She's not.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
She's not the one dealing with the public. Oh okay,
I turned the mic I thought I heard. Yeah, but
more than half of it, if they do, is dealing
with the living, because arrangements and stuff. Anyway, it only
took three hours to fix the mess, and when they
eventually did get it right, there was Otis in the casket. Yeah,
(22:53):
they didn't. The niece wasn't. Happened that she had to
pull out a picture of her actual uncle to prove
they had the wrong body, at which point that's when
staffs like, oh, okay, whoops, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Sale, I guess you're right about your uncle.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, are you sure? Yeah. This next one
is from Saint James Parish, Louisiana, where a teacher at
Lucher High School. It was about ten thirty in the
morning staff found a little plastic baggie of white powder
just chilling in the hall of the school. It was
not baking, so it was indeed bucane. Oh but who
(23:29):
did it belong to? It was taken to the lost
and found why they looked into it. From that, uh,
they found out it was the teacher. Security footage showed
him accidentally dropping the bag and when the deputy searched
his car, they found another bonus bag of blow. He
was arrested and taken to fail jail, and it goes
(23:51):
without saying that he was so fired sales. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Was it Bobby Brown who was performing on the Arsenio
Hall Show or something, Yeah, and he dropped a baggy.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, like the choreography never missed.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah. We were just talking about that a few weeks
ago because it popped up in the feed and I
don't think Greg had seen it before.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah. He's on, yeah, one of those shows and he's,
you know, twirling and dancing, and all of a sudden,
there goes a little little bag of blow right on
the stage and he did one of those like you
kind of reached back, ye, and then he went all
the way back down four to the floor, picked it up,
did a little spin around.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I mean, Julie was right.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They didn't miss a beat miss yeah. Eight seven seven, Yeah,
just keep it in your nose for the wrongs eight
seven seven forty four Wood he is the phone number.
We're gonna play the duy Q trying to keep things
on time this hour. We got a little uh distracted
with straight razor shaves Greg because top ever we're geeked.
(24:50):
It means nothing to anybody else anyway. D uy Q
coming up next. If you want to play want to
win a prize, phone open for you to call in
be our contestant at eight seven seven forty four. That's
eight seven seven forty four. Woody I know, sleep sleep.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Wow, redline is not.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
This is the Woody Shore. Welcome back and Babe eight
four to three, Hey, Woodie show. Have a great time
in the cruise next week. Can't wait to hear all
about it me love ah babe boy. Yeah, it's gonna
be fun man Disney Cruise next week. We're gonna be
doing the show from the Disney Wonder next week, telling
(25:31):
you all the different cool things about not just the boat,
but all the different excursions and these things you can do.
And while we're doing all that, you're still even all
next week and to have an opportunity to win your
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between now and midnight, just go to the woodieshow dot
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(25:54):
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she got a three hundred our Disney gift card. You
could be just like Claudia by entering the keyword wonder
right now on our website. Just go to the woodieshow
dot com. It is Friday morning, leading into a long
three day holiday weekend. Yeah, Auntia, time for today's dumbass contests.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Which is the du cue? Hell yeah it is? Yeah,
Steve ask he's playing the game. Everybody please.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's a game where I go find someone nice and
drunk and ask them, gosh, the easiest questions in the world.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
So you play the game not by answering the questions yourself.
Any idiot knows those answers. You say, well, oh gosh,
is this person so drunk that they will know the answer.
If you can guess correctly whether they know two times
out of three, you.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Win, all right. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is
the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
I wanna say hi to Katie. Hey, good morning, Katie, Katie,
good morning. It's like hey girl, Hey ho hight you're
gonna play the do you IQ? And a Happy Friday
to you? And who is this person's This is Amanda.
She is out with her family, so don't be surprised
(27:03):
if they chime in throughout this. But she's gonna tell
us about that and about her history getting drunk when
she has little ones around. Okay, So Katie, we're gonna
use this clip just get a better idea, just how
with or not with it? Amanda is here.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
She is.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What have you guys been drinking tonight? Long Island? I sees,
Now that's a lot of liquor. That's too much. Shots
six shots?
Speaker 14 (27:24):
Six shots of a liquor with a spit of lemon
juice and a spit of coke.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Your daughter's here, right, Yeah, she's right there twenty one.
So what are you and your husband gonna do tonight
after they got a bed? Nothing, because they're all in
our room. When they were little kids, maybe you guys
did something.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Else we always did until they got smart enough we
had to stop. Yeah, you know, we went to at
least what like nine ten?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh good ry wow party.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Family.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I will say I only ever told this story, but
we were in Rome. It'll Italy and then I think
I was thirteen. I was woken up by smooching, sounds
of smooching, and I stay under those bit covers and
just close my eyes.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
And you're masturbated first though, right, I knocked one out
in the refractory period.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Later masturbated first. God forbid your mom go five seconds
without Yeah, tell your mom to put the d do do?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What's your romantic city?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So, Katie, are you ready for question number one? Here
on the d U y Q. All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Triple triple? No, quadriple? I don't know. Could they could
luck into it? Because you know they'll use. What they'll
do is they'll know everything about it. They'll say, I
don't know specifics, but I can make a good educated guess.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Right, guys, maybe a super easy question.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
No, it's not a super easy question. I don't want
to say too much because I don't want to help
you say.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
This is not this is not a hint. But there
are way more categories than you suspect. Oh yeah, so
definitely take a stot.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I'll tell you what my frame after we get through that.
That's got my frame of reference on the Pulitzer Prizes,
So I mean.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
You could look into it, but I'm sticking with triple no.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, triple no.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
There's one that I assume everyone would say.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, Gina, you're still going triple no, no, triple no,
triple now Menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda
will get this one?
Speaker 13 (29:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
No, all right, Katie, what do you think?
Speaker 13 (29:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right? Question number one for the duy Q.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Who's someone who's won a Pilitzer Prize? Menace, Steven Spielberg. Okay,
I looked that up.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
All right, Sammy, Albert Einstein, those both could be right.
I have no idea. Here's here's my frame of reference
on Pilitzer Prize. The only thing I think is here.
As I hear Pilitzer Prize, I think of Superman. When
Lois Letam was on the bottom of the elevator the
Eiffel Tower and she was like trying to get the
scoop on the because there was like a bomb at
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the Eiffel Tower, and she's like she's trying to keep
herself folks, is not focused on how high up she is.
She goes Pulitzer Prize and she's like thinking, like how
she's gonna win this Pulitzer Prize for this big prodition.
But what does she do. She's she's a journalist. You
always here like, oh, pulas surprise winning author, journalism.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
There's get all kinds of commentary, criticism, recording, specialized reporting, photography,
audio reporting.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
We could win that.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm sure, yeah, yeah. But to Mendic's question, MENACE's answer,
which was not a great answer. Actually, Steven Spielberg no
Pulitzer all. However, he directed The Color Purple, or some
of those episodes at least, which was based on a
Pulitzer Prize winning book, exactly a couple of examples of
people want Plaza.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
That would something we.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Angela, That's what I was because I was gonna say her,
but I had already written down.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
As you say, super easy questions that everybody knows, no problem.
Soy Angelou did not Alice Walker for the Color Purple.
As you're looking it up over there, you should just
be able to rattle them off at the top of
your head.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
The top of my head answer would be, hemingway, Let's
just see, I'll check that.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Hemingway, I meanway, you check it though, because you don't know,
because it's too easy. It can't be that. Yeah, yes,
he did win it in nineteen fifty. I think like
Ted Copple.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I'm sure Ted Copple is a good answer. What about
Connie Chung Tupac Shakur.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
If my Angelo didn't win one, then I'm out because
that's why I sum everyone.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
He has not he has not won a a loser.
And so Katie said, no, that our drunk friend and
man that would not get this. And see if she's
on the board with their first boy here on the
d u y Q.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize. Pulitzer So no,
that's not books.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Culitzer are Pulitzers books like Oral Robert.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
No, not or Roberts. Oh my god, Laurel Wells.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Or l Oral Wells or Orson Wells would have been
a good answer. Yeah, so close Oral Well so the
Oral Robert. But even though we does, Orson Wells did
win one. Right, But that's not what she said.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, but that's what she meant.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hey, good good news, Katie. That means you get a point. Congratulations,
you got one point here for the d U y Q.
Question number two.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
How many two hosts on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes for Menace.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I say this is a menace Wheelhouse.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Question should be yes for Menace, no for Sammy, no
for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Yeah, I'm piggybacking that. No for Amanda, yes for Menace,
no for Samy.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I think they'll both get at least one. Yeah, I
think Samuel get at least one. Uh yeah, all right,
So yes for Menace, no for Sammy, no for Amanda.
You agree, Gina? What do you think? Greg?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yeah, I think Menace will get that. Sammy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
No, No, not case.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'll even allow guest hosts. There have been some kind
of one and two offs in there.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Okay, okay, maybe Menace. No, all right, it's menace. Do
you think that a man is going to get it?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Way?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
No, no, Katie, what's your guess? All right? Question number
two for the d U y Q.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
How many two hosts on Shark Tank Sammy.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Mark Human and mister Wonderful?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So I wrote down mister Wonderful, but I was like,
does that count because it's not his real name? Kevin
O'Leary goes, he goes by mister wonderful. Yes, that absolutely, Wow,
that's it that's like saying you can't say menace because
it's not his actual name. I mean he goes by
mister Wonderful. All right, So I initially wrote down Mark
Cuban and mister wonderful, but since you said guest host,
(33:44):
I've put down Todd Graves, founder of Racing Kanes. He
was a guest Shark. Yeah, I haven't seen that episode.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Charles Barkley, Jeff Foxworthyneth Paltrowth.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Paltrow's on their beany Frankle Menace, I like.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, Robert Herdevek, how you say his name? So all right, well, Katie,
if she does not get this one, you will be
the winner here on the d U y Q. Question
number two, how.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Many two hosts on Shark Tank? Mark Tuban is on.
Speaker 14 (34:16):
There's amazing strong independent business ass women on there that
I've seen, but I don't know their names, and I'm
ashamed of it.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
So it's fine, all.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Right, and apologies and a shout out to Mark Tuban.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, but congratulations to Katie. He here the winner. You're
a d winner here on this round of the d
U y Q. Congratulations and thank you for listening to
the Woodie Show. Thank you you're welcome to yourself a
great three day weekend, and we're gonna put you on
hold and we're gonna get all of your info to
get you your prize. Those business asks women out there,
(34:53):
Yeah yeah, but we know you're a woman, so that's
what counts. And this game sounds a lot like MENACE's
original game. Would they guess it? Well, they know it,
but yes, I mean I will allow this game to.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
People in there. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I saw a really funny video online the other day
and it was these chicks who were I guess trying
to start a business or whatever in fashion and the
person who was like mentoring them or maybe having to
give them money for their business or they were asking
money for the business. So like, exactly, what is your
background in fashion? While I design shows Oh, because you
(35:30):
said you've designed this, but a quick search online shows
you get this exact pattern in four different places. You
designed this, And she's like, well no, but dude, they
just got called they got called out. It was it
was so funny, and they're like, you know, it was
like under the whole headline of like big Boss bitches,
but all the people that were busting them were also women. Yeah,
(35:54):
it's like damn like how awkward, so awkward and embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Question number three for the.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Du i Q, the most difficult ski slope is represented
by what symbol?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh oh, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I did my best, Gina, whoa.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I will say that Amanda will stick with No for Amanda,
yes for Sammy, yes for Sammy. No, for Menace, that's
what I got.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Yes, Sammy, no, Menace.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No Amanda, all right, greg gor I'm reversing it. So
no to Amanda, No to Sammy, yes to menace, all right,
Menace and Sammy no, they'll know no all right. Question
number three for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Menace?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, for Hilaria, Sammy black diamonds.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Black diamonds. Yes, yes, that's not how that was supposed
to go. Black diamond Now let's see if let's see
if Amanda's got it.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol
I would say.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Like orange, orange, orange, triangle.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Triangle orange or wet floor. Yeah right, be careful, yeah,
men at work. Well, that's how you play the d
U y Q. We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies show for you next. Hang on, m.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I think I question on the text.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Will it'll be keywords while you guys are off doing
the cruise. Yes, yes, there will be seven night Disney
Alaska Cruz. We have a whole nother week worth of
keywords and daily giveaways and so like today it's wonder,
w O N d e R that you're entering by
going to the woodieshow dot com. Nothing Saturday or Sunday, Monday,
(38:03):
we do have a keyword. There's a keyword on Monday
and we'll have it, and also we'll have the keywords
on our social media to make sure, like for holiday Monday, yeah,
you know, since the show won't be live that day,
but then we're live Tuesday from the cruise ship. We're
getting on board Monday, Tuesday morning, Thursday or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
all from the Disney Wonder and we will have keywords
(38:25):
each day and then once we get back Tuesday, June third,
we will be calling the grand prize winner. Yeah. So
again today's keyword is wonder, and yes, there will be
keywords while we're gone yep. So yeah, we have to
do some flying, which Greg's very excited about.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
I'm already sweating and my pits have been soaked for.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Did Gina bring you some klonipin?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I was told that that Greg had his own plug.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You do, Yeah? I got some bars. I got zat
x bar. Wow. I don't know which one to pick.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
You know, well, Zenna, from what I understand, lasts longer.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, then I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
I like him.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Are you still mixing with alcohol though that sounds of
course it makes it work faster. That's not smart. That's
when you, I would think, especially as you get older,
you might want to look into it more.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Doctors always say that you get doctors what they are, like, Oh,
we did some minor surgery and remove.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know a chemical stand from as a chemical engineer,
I mean like, you know, well more of a biologist.
Well your hurtle or you'll stop breathing. I guess we
got the chemical of the pill. Just comic interaction with things,
interact with each other. You know what? You can counteract that,
Greg by hitting a vape? Yeah yeah, booze. Vape's the
(39:47):
danger people mix way worse. Which one is it X.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I say the danger is nudity, but I support.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Effects on your your seat neighbors, benzo, diazepines, opioids, et cetera. Uh,
severe sleepiness, and then again you'll have what happened to
Matthew Perry.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You just stop breathing, but disclose your brain and body functions,
including breathing and heart rate. You have an increased risk
of overdose and worst case scenario respiratory depression, coma or death,
memory blackouts, Greg, You're not memory.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
That's already a problem.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Unpredictable behavior, dependency, withdrawal. Who cares about that?
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Don't die?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
They said, yeah, don't mix san X with alcohol is
not just risky, it can kill you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right, that would be a real down.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Before you end up killing yourself because you're afraid to fly.
So it's not even the plane. It's I've done it before,
Matthew Perry thought when he was when he did a
mountain of our cruise. Well, some airline passengers in India
(41:02):
they had a rough flight on Wednesday. Their plane got
hit by bad turbulence, then hail, and then a bird.
They call that the aviation trifecta.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's very bad for us.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, It is all good because the pilot landed the
plane safely. But the videos from what was happening inside
the plane are pretty crazy. Like the lights of the
cabin they're flashing like it's a rave. People are freaking out.
I have a I have a little cuple What that
sounds like? Look at Greg, I'm so glad we're doing this. Yeah,
(41:38):
this is great. The plane's nose got wrecked, like we're talking,
like a gaping hole in the front of the plane. Photos.
Look at in fact, I think your seat is right
about yet the pilot. You do have a nice big view.
Oh god, I mean it'll be fine. You'll be on
klonip and xanax. And do you need me to hold
(42:02):
your hand? They're like, well, this guy technically didn't die
in the crash. Yeah, he was dead before crash. He
was happy eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, can we
talk about puppies or something?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
This is.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
On a Friday morning, guess.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Into a long three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm whatdy? That's Greg Gory. Hi, Happy Friday. Menace. Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
There's Gina grad Sea Bask Good morning to you. Yeah,
Happy Friday. There's Sammy. We got Morgan taking your calls
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Woodie.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You can text us over to two to nine eight seven.
Coming up for you this hour, my five hundred dollars prize.
Menace had the e bike, Greg had the fancy vacuum
mop thing, the the tech vacuum mop thing that robo
that rich on Tech suggests he's gadget of the week.
And then Gina had the Traeger tailgater grille. And I've
(43:10):
got something else that I think most people would enjoy
find some use for, all right, and a game.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
To go along with it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Now, I'll be completely honest with you. I was laying
in bed last night ready to pass out and now
go damn it. I forgot to figure out number one
the prize, and then what the game's going to be.
So I came up with the game very last second,
as I'm laying in bed last night.
Speaker 15 (43:30):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I think you'll like it, though. Okay, we've been something
we've talked about before, Okay, and some of the things
that come up. It's yeah, you'll see you'll see all
right eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins
over to two two nine eight seven. We start the
hour with your redneck news.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
So what do you show?
Speaker 13 (43:48):
You own more camouflage shirts than coward ones.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
We don't hear about your assol rate nick.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
News for sure, And today's neck news is from Arizona,
where the police responded to reports about a small child
that was running around the parking lot all alone at
about eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
They arrived on the scene.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
They asked the little girl, hey, little girl, where's your mommy.
She didn't know, but she did lead them to a
car where there were three more kids, two strapped into
the car seats. The oldest was four, the youngest was
an infant. The cops they searched all the nearby businesses
looking for the parents. They did that for about an hour,
(44:31):
couldn't find anybody. Eventually, these two broads they returned to
the car, later identified as thirty four year old Renee
Barlowe and thirty one year old Stevie Manali. They initially
claimed that they had just gone to the bathroom, but
the police were like, yo, We've been here for at
least an hour people were playing in two hours ago
about this. Then they're like, all right, well we did
(44:51):
stop at a cookie shop. It gets eleven o'clock at night, right, Okay,
So cops are like, uh huh uh huh huh. And
they said, oh, and also at a bar to get
a couple of drugs. So they were both arrested. Look cookie,
the children were taken to I think that was just
a line, man, You don't go out for cookies at
eleven closed.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
The children were taken to the hospital for a wellness
check and then turned over to the Department of Children
and Family Services. Renee and Stevie both charged with child
abuse and drug possession on account of the big bag
of weed that they left in the car with the
kids while they were off drinking. It's super cool, no cookies.
That's from Arizona. That is Renee Barlow and Stevie Banali
(45:35):
who left their kids in a car with a big
bag of weed for hours while they went into a bar.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
We have four kids between four and an infantine.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Where's gonna go?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It sounds like they were pretty fine.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
Actually, yep, And that is today's rad Nick circle back
here yes, the cookie shops on open eleven. As if
there's no places you can buy cookies, Yeah, of.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Course not available.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
You can go into any yeah seven eleven and get
like a pack of chips off. But you wouldn't you,
you wouldn't identify that as the cookie shop.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
I think Crumble or something.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, what about Insomnia Cookies.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
He's in the name.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
You didn't say you're going out to get cookies? He said, no,
you're going to the cookie shop. Yeah, which, yeah, exactly,
not a shop that buying cookies, lying horse, Yeah, terrible mothers.
We're gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back,
and then I've got my game that includes a five
hundred dollars prize. Where can I buy cookies?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Let's get uh, let's.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Get two contestants lined up, Morgan, two contestants eight seven
seven forty four. What he is the number that's eight
seven seven forty four? Would he give me two contestants
and you have a chance to win a prize. Let
me tell you what the prize is right now? All right?
I wrote down information about it. Okay, well we got
to hear about all about it. It's not just a
laptop guys. Oh, I'm an HP guy. I like, I've
(46:55):
had this HP laptop. It has done me right for years.
It's super reliable, it's been great. It's nice and thin
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
But this is an HP.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Fifteen point five inch touchscreen laptop loaded with not just
the Intel six core processors, so it's really fast. It's
got a one terabyte hard drive by sixteen giga ram
Copilot AI. Oh and it comes with a lifetime subscription
to Microsoft Office twenty twenty four star. That's where Excel
(47:28):
power Point Outlook. No subscriptions, no trials, no oops, your
license expired drama. So power performance and productivity in your
HP fifteen point six touch screen laptop can be yours.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah, we give way good prizes.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's on Amazon for like four hundred it's through HP
and it's four hundred and eighty some dollars. I'm like,
what a deal. This is a good, great deal, shoe. Okay,
So the prize up for grabs is a HP fifteen
point six inch touch screen laptop.
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Hell, yeah, from HP.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
This is not like some jokers selling this on his
own from eBay or something.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Huh, this is our joker.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
It's got a Intel six core processor. It's got a
one terabyte hard drive sixteen gigs, a RAM Copilot AI,
and it comes with Microsoft Office pre installed in a
lifetime subscription. So that means word Excel, power Point Outlook,
no subscriptions, no trials, no oh my god, my licensed
(48:30):
Expire drama. You just get all the power, performance and productivity.
I like the HPS a lot.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I like those a lot. I've had a lot of
good luck with those over the years. So you have
a chance to win. My I couldn't believe the price
four and eighty six bus. I mean TV's and computers. Man,
there's some great deals right now, saying basically just kind
of giving them giving them away, right all right, So
I have a game here and we've got a contest
at eight seven seven forty four Woodie. Let's say hi
(48:58):
to Brad. Hey, Brad, Hey, what's up, Brad? How are you, buddy?
I'm doing great? How are you guys doing? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
So you're gonna play this game and again.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Last night I was just about to pass out, and
I was like, oh my god, I knew I was
forgetting Hey. You know when you know you're forgetting something. Yep,
so I knew I was forgetting something like damn it,
tomorrow's my game. I don't have a prize. I don't
have a game. So I quickly was like, what can
I come up with? And so under the under under
the circumstances, I think the prize is really good, and
(49:29):
then I think the game could be a lot of
fun here. So I pulled real Google autocomplete suggestions. You've
seen that before we go. You go to Google and
you start typing in like why does my penis? And
then it'll give you the suggested things that other people
have been looking up have Google. It's based on an
algorithm based on what everybody else who types those same
(49:50):
first few words in there. So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna read you the first five things that pop
up under these different prompts. Four of them are legit
in the top five of things that people are actually
searching for. One is completely made up that I just
threw in there. And the game is to identify which
one that is now for you, Brad, and I'm trying
(50:10):
to cut down on the cheating. So what I'm doing, Brad,
you get to choose somebody here, either Gina, Greg Menace
or Sammy. I have no idea where the hell Sea
bests went. But you pick one of those people, and
then they're gonna have to be the ones to try
to guess smart which one is the fake. I'm gonna
give you five different five different Google searches like autocomplete suggestions.
(50:35):
They just have to correctly guess two out of the five,
of which one's the fake. Okay, okay, all right, all right,
so which one? Which person on the show would you
like to go with? And by the way, is in
the room again? He just walked back in high Sea
bess out here? Okay? Are you gonna go with Greg?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Greg? Okay? And there's how many fake ones? Now, I'm
gonna give you the prompt. I'm gonna read you the
first to five that come up, and one of them
is not really. One of those five is one I
just made up. The other ones are legit in the
top five of what Google says people are looking for. Okay,
So the prompt is is it normal to bleed after?
(51:17):
Is it normal to bleed after? And the five are
sex eating spicy food, taking plan after, taking plan B
after you poop during ovulation. One of those is a fake.
Is it normal to bleed after sex, eating spicy food,
after taking Plan B after you poop or during ovulation?
(51:41):
Which one is the fake? I think sex is real.
I think people would google that eating spicy food. Is
it normal to bleed after eating spicy food? Oh? Okay,
Plan B that sounds megareal? After you poop?
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Oh my god, people are definitely googling that when they
have poop in their stool during ovulation. That seems redundant
to me because that I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's like making a graph on a pet to tell
you Greg's really working this out.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
It's either eating or during ovulation.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
My mom, why don't they have seeing a butterfly on there?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
We got five so anytime.
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Okay, I'm gonna say, uh, during ovulation is fake.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
During ovulation is real. It's the eating spicy food.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
That all?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
All right? Next one, Do fat people that's the problem?
Do fat people? Top five have more blood, float burn
easier in the sun, burn more calories, fart more? Four
(52:55):
out of the five are the top? Are the top
ones smell like fried chicken in there? Do fat people
have more blood? Float burn? Easier in the sun, burn
more calories, fart more? Which one is the fake one?
Burn more in the sun, burn easier in the sun.
(53:17):
That one is indeed the made up one. Alright, alright,
so you need one more for Brad to be the
winner of the laptop series. Can you get pregnant from?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Can you get pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm,
not peeing after sex? Sperm in saliva? One of those
people aren't really googling. I mean, maybe they are, but
(53:53):
it wasn't in the top five. So can you get
pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm, not peeing
after sex?
Speaker 8 (54:04):
Sperm and saliva? I'm torn between two again, the saliva
one and the dry sperm. I've never heard the term
dry sperm, so that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Dry sperm that is not the fake one. The fake
one is not peeing after sex? Yeah, because you would
maybe you want to avoid.
Speaker 6 (54:24):
The U T I right exactly, And that would be
then And don't you keep.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
Your powered sperm in the cupboard?
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, I'm assuming like maybe because it's dried on you
and then like something don't Yeah anyway, man, all right,
that's right, that's all right. That's why I'm giving you
five right, all right, Brad, You're still alive. Got one point?
Greg needs to get you one more point, maybe this
next one here? Why do boomers? Why do boomers hoard
(54:51):
or hate tattoos? Still have an AOL email address? Hate
self checkout? Still pay with checks? These are why do
boomers hoard? Hate tattoos? Still have an AOL email address?
(55:12):
Hate self checkout? Still pay with checks? Only one of
those is not really in the top five. That's the
time I could think of three different ones. Yeah, my mom,
they definitely would ask about checks. Hate self checkout? Still
have AOL? Hate tattoos? Horn I always use self checkout
(55:36):
every day the store, seven days a week. I've told
you that eight times. And he does that because he
doesn't want to be recognized by the cashiers the robot
if I doesn't want anything to do with the self checkout,
But it's probably just a way to avoid the actual
employees that don't recognize it.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
He's there and see all the embarrassing things exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Also the toilet paper, how embarrassing. I'm gonna say, uh,
hoard hoard the made up one? Why do boomers still
have an AOL email address you You know you can celebrate,
but you should be commiserating with me. All right, Brad,
(56:15):
got one more chance, Brad, one more chance for the
HP laptop?
Speaker 13 (56:19):
Here?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
Can you get fired for? Can you get fired for.
Speaker 8 (56:26):
No reason?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
For being late and lying about it? For talking about
politics at work, for arguing with your boss, for starting
a union? So when you type in the Google, can
you get fired for the first five auto guesses of
what the Google is telling you? That people are also
(56:50):
when they type those words in what they're looking for?
Only one of the things I just mentioned is not
in the top of the top five. Do you get
fired for no reason? Being late and lying about for
talking about politics at work, arguing with your boss? For
starting a union? How about for peeing all over the wall?
There's some people around here. It's true.
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Just because it's so in, I'm gonna say that the
fake one I think is talking politics.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
That's what I said to the fake one is for
being late and lying about.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
Damn it?
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Break wow, I would have won you that laptop?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
All right? Well cool rub it in, Brad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to work out for you, but thank you
for listening to the show. Have yourself a great weekend. Okay,
try to.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
Dejection my god, I think you did.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
All right, Well, you know what, someone has to win
the laptop. We can do another round, all right, Let's
take the break and then we'll come back with round
number two. Do you guys like the game?
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Okay, So I have I have five, I have five more,
I have five more, and then Greg, you're off the table.
So you know what, I don't even need anybody else
to call, because we hadn't already had somebody Sean, Sean,
all right, Sean, do me a favorite. Hang on, you're
gonna be our contestant. You'll have a chance to win
the laptop. Now, Greg doesn't get the guest again. He
(58:20):
already ruined somebody's day.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
So your choices.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Your choices are Gina Gina. Okay, she's over there, all confident.
Speaker 6 (58:30):
All won the last round.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Greg, I got that one right, all right? All right,
so Sean, hang on, you're gonna to play next. Gina
will be playing for you, trying to win the HP
laptop next.
Speaker 12 (58:56):
But you were here now now, hey, I can't I
can't keep up with all the people that are texting
over to the link to the laptop deal.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
So what I did?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
I just posted it on our Instagram story at the
Woodies show, and there's a link that'll take you right
to the Amazon listing for it. Like yeah, I figured, oh, okay,
well if you want to know what it is, you know,
because people were asking, oh, just text over laptop link.
Holy crap, you should have did a referral link. You
could have made some money. Really yeah, damnit, minace, you
(59:29):
didn't ask me how much do you get for this
something like that? It depends, all right, what the redshair
is anyway, the link to the deal, it's look, it's
a really cool prize. It's an HP fifteen point six
touchscreen laptop loated with the Intel six core processor, the
one terabyte hard drive, the sixteen giga RAM, the Codepilot AI,
and it comes to the lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office.
(59:52):
So it's Word and Excel and PowerPoint Outlook, no subscription,
no trial, no license expiring drama, you get all that.
And it's like four and eighty some bucks, I think. Yeah,
so just just go to our Instagram story. I just
posted a link and I'll take you right to that
and it's an HP sales site on Amazon. It's not
like a third party thing. It's directly from from HP.
(01:00:15):
All right, we have Sean. Let me get Shawn back
on the phone. My game five hundred dollars prize. Earlier
this week minutes with the e bike and Greg with
that robot vacuum slash mop thing that rich On Tech suggested,
the Traeger grill, Gina had, that Sea bats had that
pack of meat, the Family Feast bundle, and today for
my prize, it's the HP laptop. All right, Sean, you ready, yes, Okay,
(01:00:41):
So again, the way this game works is I've got
the Google autocomplete suggestion, so it's whatever the prompt was,
and if anybody's ever got on Google and just had
just have fun with it, you could type in anything
that you want. I'll the one from that last round
is can you get pregnant from? And all the things
are coming up based on the algorithm, based on other
(01:01:02):
things that people who have typed in those same words
will end up searching for. It'll auto fill it trying
to help you out, like get to what you're trying
to find faster. And so I'm going to read you
the first five things that come up after that prompt.
Of those five that I read you, only one is
not actually in the top five. It's just something that
I made up. And the person here in the studio,
which Gina has been selected from, Sean, Are you sticking
(01:01:24):
with Gina?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Yeah, okay, I would have won the last one, so
hopefully I'm lucky for you.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Her husband's not the only one who's cocky around here.
Speaker 13 (01:01:37):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yeah, I feel good about all right. So Gina's gonna
have to tell us which one is the fake one
that I made up?
Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
And how many do I need?
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
The same deal you need to get out of the
five I'll give you, You need to get two points.
You got to correctly identify the two fake ones out
of five. Okay, are you ready? Yeah? Okay, here we go.
The prompt, is is it racist two do an accent
to call someone black, to say oriental, to bring watermelon
(01:02:11):
to an office potluck, to not date outside of your
own race? One of those is the fake one? Is
it racist to do an accent to call someone black,
to say oriental, to bring watermelon to an office potluck,
(01:02:32):
to not date outside of your own race? Which one
is the fake?
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
One Gina, I'm eliminating.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Accent and oriental jeez, which leaves me with I just
wrote down keywords, so I can't rebeat it back to you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
But I just wrote down black.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Can bring watermelon to an office pot luck or not
date outside of your own race? Is it racist? To
which one is the fake one?
Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Those are the ones I'm debating between. I'm going to
go with is it racist to.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
That watermelon one is just really stands out as odd.
My first thought was to call someone black because that
seems okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
We got all day okay, because.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
I'll need it. I'm gonna say the watermelon one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
The watermelon one, the fake prompt is to bring watermelon
to an office potl Yeah, so Sean got one, You're
on the board. Next one, Oh, you got the first
one right in his round. That's what I'm saying. The
first one goes to Sean's second one is let's go,
(01:03:39):
oh you like cats?
Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
I love cats?
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Why does my cat okay, lick me, sleep on me,
stare at me, present its butthole keep throwing up? Why
does my cat lick me, sleep on me, stare at
(01:04:05):
me present his butthole keep throwing up?
Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I think people know why their cat sleeps on them,
So I don't know that they're googling that and present
its butthole.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
That seems more of a It definitely seems like a woody.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I mean, all these things are all these things are
cat things.
Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
True, that's why the game is difficult, and the game
is hard. That's the point.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, none of them were drive my car toward.
Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Which is why I'm doing elimination. I will lick me.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
This is a tough one because they do do all
these things. Let's go with I don't know if this
is supposed to be a red herring, but present its butthole?
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
All right? Answer, Uh, the fake prompt is why does
my cat present his body?
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Congratulations? Sean.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
They do that like as if we're interested to see
they put the tail straight up.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Look at my boy.
Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
You know there's little things you can hang off your
cat's tails, so.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
It covers the All right, you want to do one
more for fun?
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Sean?
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
You got the you got the laptop. Congratulations and hang on,
we'll get your info.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Okay, Sean, You're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
No, only two two points out of five. Yeah, all right,
what do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Do you want? Can you get drunk off? Why does
my stomach or why do I hate my I think?
Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Why does my stomach?
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
All right, that's the one you want to go? Why
does my stomach hurt after I eat? Make noises? Act
up only when I'm in public with no bathroom in sight?
Burn or growl? Just a fake one guesses around the
(01:06:01):
room bathrooms, no bathroom in side, no bathroom in site. Yeah,
it's too wordy. Why does my stomach?
Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
It's very specific.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Act up only when I'm in public with no bathroom
in side. Uh yeah, congratulations, that's a good round.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Yeah that was fine.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I think you guys really got the groove going.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Do I get my laptop?
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
As soon as you click on that Amazon leg if
you want to see that deal for that laptop that
changes one. We have it on our Instagram story. You
could find it just by going to at the Woody
Show clicking on the story. There's a link there. And
damn it, we didn't sign up for the rev share.
Speaker 14 (01:06:38):
Absile.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
He's our missile now show And we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on
this Friday morning. Yeah, yeah, it's a Friday, May the
twenty third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
My name is what that is?
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Greg Gory?
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
We've got Menace, We've got Sammy Morgan is here taking
your phone calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Who is.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Somebody in your family? Who is your most interesting ancestor?
Sammy is going to share a story with us. Yes,
she was a We didn't get all the details about
it yet. But is this something you've just learned or yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Because I have It's like ancestry stuff and genealogy stuff
and I started looking into yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
More into stuff. Who is your most interesting ancestor doesn't
mean you have to like them. I'm gonna share that
I just recently found out about. I'm not a fan.
I even thought, like, man, should I even share that? Wait? Yeah,
but I'll share it. And yeah it's it's you'll.
Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
See, okay, all right, all right, That's.
Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
All I'll say.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Is like what because my dad told me, I'm like,
are you serious? He goes, yeah, Uncle Dahmer. No, it's
like an old like not like my grandfather. It's like
my grandfather's grandfather, yeah, or my grandfather's my grandfather's uncle
or something. It's pretty I never knew.
Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
This person, but you're related. Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Not flattering.
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Richard Ramirez, is that old?
Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
That's that's that's coming up, dude. So we talk about
customer service stuff every once in a while. Tell me
if I am crazy on this. I've been having a
beef with my insurance company, which I've been with for
twenty plus years. All State, Right, yeah, the agent that
I had. You guys all know her too, Andrea. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
(01:08:47):
She was a sponsored to the show when we first
signed on here at this station. Anyway, she was great.
She ended up selling her business due to some personal
things that have gone on with her, so she's out
of the business. She sold her book of business to
this new person who I don't know. I was recommended
to Andrea from another personal friend of mine, another All
(01:09:09):
State agent from another city where I used to live,
and that's that's why I went with her. But even
though her office was nowhere close to where I live,
it didn't matter two hours away, right. But she was
a great agent.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Oh, she was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
She was awesome, really on top of stuff. And it
makes all the difference if you've had a bad agent
when it comes to handling that kind of stuff. You know,
it's a big pain in the ass. Anyway, I've had
no problem with All State as a company. It's been fine.
I've been a good cause. I have a lot of policies.
I pay really good money for all these different policies.
And I got this new agent who took over her
(01:09:43):
book of business, who has not reached out to me.
And then I reached out to them saying, okay, I
really like to discuss, you know, just to make sure
that everything's you know, good, and nothing's changed. We're all
set up here. I I did have a renewal thing
that was coming up. Yeah, they said, yep, well we'll
be in touch. Never got in touch with me. So
I'm like, you know what, forget it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I don't know this person.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
This is a good time change agencies. So I found
an All State agent close to me where I live,
and they have great ratings, awesome reviews. They're like an
elite office for All States. So clearly they're doing something right.
All I wanted to do is just transfer them to
be like my home agent to my you know, go
to agent. All States sends me an email saying I'm sorry,
(01:10:25):
but your request to change agents has been denied.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I'm like, what do you mean this?
Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
First of all, this wasn't a request, it was a demand.
I'm the customer, I'm the client.
Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Sorry, you can't break up with me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, I don't want to work with this person who
I don't know and whose office is two hours away
from my home. I'm staying within all reasonable request, right.
So now I get put on a phone call. This
has been a week's long thing. Yesterday, I'm on a
phone call Indian call center somewhere where nobody's helpful, and
(01:10:58):
then they go okay, Well, then I said, then you
know what I think. I'm just going to terminate my
coverage with all Stay I've been with twenty years. But
this is this is ridiculous. Just terminate anything. Yeah, well,
let me I'll put you to my escalation department. Oh yes,
they sent me over there, and they go, oh, yes,
we can handle it. I'm on the phone with them
for for forty minutes figuring this stuff out, and they go, okay, well,
(01:11:20):
we need to bring a third party on the line
to verify that this is your request. This is what
you're looking for. Can you hold the line for one
to two minutes now, no problem? And then they come
back on Surrey there. I go, yeah, okay, so we're
just going to get the other person on here. I go, okay, hello, hello.
They hung up on them for an hour plus. I
call them back. I called them back. This is the
this is the one hundred all state number. I called
(01:11:41):
them back. I go, hey, I got disconnected whatever. Oh yeah, sorry,
you know. They said, well, I'm not sure who you're
talking to. It's a big center here. Let me look
into your account and see who you were talking to last.
They go, oh, yes, I just saw them. Uh. They
said that the system had gone down. They were rebooting it.
They're going to call you back in a few minutes
once it comes back up, and they'll get everything finished off.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Hour plus later, nobody calls me back. I call back again.
I go, hey, look, this is my last phone call. Guys,
this shouldn't be this difficult. They give me another number
because they said, hey, you know, we don't have the
ability to transfer you to the department that you need.
Call this eight four four whatever number.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I can't take anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
So I called the other number and some somebody answers
with it, not even saying all State.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I go, is this not all State? You go, well,
we do work with all State, but well this is
not all State. All I'm like, all right, you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Anyway, this woman who I talked to, this random number
called because you had on records, she had access to
my whatever I was doing, called to, uh, the office
that I was trying to transfer to, and it's right
back full circle of them. They've been trying to help
me out. The new office has been trying to help
me out and get it transferred over, but they won't
allow all State, won't allow it to happen.
Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Nuts, right, Yeah, that's crazy, that's not that's like saying
I want to break up.
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
No, sorry, no, I'm sorry. Your request has been denied.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Yeah, your questioned.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Yeah no. And I'm not terminating the insurance. So I
get the new policies because I pay for I pay
for things upfront, I pay the premium. I'm not doing
the monthly stuff. Yeah, so I'll pay for you like,
so when I'm gonna keep that until it either expires
or until I get until I get the new coverage. Yes,
I'm you know, yes, I will make sure I covered it.
Has anybody heard of it? And this has got recommended me?
(01:13:25):
I look into it. Is anybody familiar with Chubb insurance?
I figured this is perfect Hubb. Yeah it was, it
was recommended to me. So f you All State, I'm
done with that. I can't believe that run around. That's
pretty I want to make sure I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I want to make sure I just wasn't being crazy.
That does sound that sounds insane, right, That's that's the
classic thing is they don't have to cancel you anytime fast.
And they say, oh, I'm sorry, yeah, your account's been locked,
so we can't even do anything with it. I go,
why I've had I've never had a claim. I've never
had anything like that. I pay everything upfront for the
year or the six months for the auto insurance, everything.
(01:14:02):
There's no reason. I said to them yesterday, I said,
hey man, this is not giving me good vibes. Like,
if it's this difficult to switch to an agent within
all State, I cannot claim imagine how impossible it must
be to file acclaim. I can't imagine. Yeah, so f
you All State and Does anybody know anything about this
chub insurance? That's my question? Yeah, c hu bb in
(01:14:24):
the general No, dude, these guys apparently are like super elite,
like like concierge level service insurance. I don't know if
anybody is you know, anybody listening has use them or
knows anything. I've never heard of them until yesterday and
then my short amount of research. So that's what I'm
looking for. One of nerd Wallet's best homeowners insurance companies.
Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
Whoa nerd top tier insurance provider. Okay, good for high
net worth individuals.
Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Off there, that's gonna be give information about this all
state office.
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I can find them on LinkedIn.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Well, no, it's the it's the corporate office that I
was dealing with this give me the run around. The
local office has been fine, perfect. The new guy just
doesn't call me. The new guy just doesn't call me,
even though I'm the one that read it, like why
am I doing all the way. It's like when you
say when you go to the grocery store, Greg and
you go all right, thanks, have a good day, and
they just kind of look at you like, right, hold on,
who's who spend money with?
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Who do you think it's the kind of customer service
where you already paid upfront, so they're being extra mean
because giving the rest of your money.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
My guess is, and I don't know how this works
when like when like say, my old insurance agent sells
her book of business, all her clients and policies to
this new business, this new guy. If they just don't
allow people because he bought that book of business based
on the amount of revenue or amount of clients that
were already on the books, and if people are just
(01:15:47):
jumping ship he overpaid then for something.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I have an insurance company, but I don't have
an agent like assigned to me.
Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
Yeah you do. You say you're just not best friends.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Oh, I don't know how usare say that's different.
Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because you call them, it's super easy. Yeah, that
one's different.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
File acclaim. You just call and you don't have a
specified agent. Yeap.
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
So anyway, you know, you guys get to ask us
questions about like life stuff, and I just I don't
have much experience with this stuff, and so I just
I figured it was crazy. And it turns out, based
on your reactions, it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Yeah, that's totally crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Yeah, Like it was like I was calling saying, hey,
I'm going to go to State Farm. Yeah, and even
if you did so, I did. Yeah. I don't need
permission exactly to spend my money with somebody request has
eight seven four. Would I want to hear Sammy's story
about her most interesting ancestor.
Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
I became obsessed with him for some reason.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
And now I'm rethinking about do I even share mine?
Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
No, I dorough it.
Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I know I brought it up, and now now I'm
second guessing. I just look, I'm gonna I'm going to
confirm with my dad just to make sure I know
exactly clear what this person is. It's generations separated.
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
But.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Gotta tell it. Yeah, Genghis Khan show. So Sammy says
she realized or learned that she's got a pretty interesting ancestor.
Speaker 13 (01:17:16):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Okay, So I'm going to kind of set the scene
here for you guys, though. We're going to do a
little history right now. We're starting with somebody else. So
back in France in sixteen forty two, this is how
far back.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
I have an ancestor.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Right, his name is Vincent. He gets his wife pregnant,
and her and the baby both died during childhood. Then
in sixteen forty three is when King Louis the fourteenth
becomes King of age four. So Vincent he's like nawdog,
So he marries his dead wife's sister and heads over to.
Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
New France, which is in Canada. A year after, yeah,
like right after, so they go over.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
So now they're Acadians right over up there in Canada.
It's like now known as like the Nova Scotia area.
Then over one hundred years later is the Great Deportation.
So that's from seventeen fifty five to seventeen sixty three,
so it lasted about eight years. And what happened was
the British started getting rid of all the Acadians up
in Canada because they wouldn't swear their loyalty to the
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British crown and whatever. So they're like, all right, we're
just going to get rid of you. They start sending
them to the Thirteen Colonies. And then later the British
were like.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
You know what, just get rid of them.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
We don't even want them in our thirteen colonies, So
they start sending people back to France. There were originally
fourteen thousand Acadians that started, they deported over eleven thousand,
and nearly half of those people ended up dying of
disease and starvation and shipwrecks. So when all is said
and done, there's only twenty six hundred Acadians left up.
Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
In the Nova Scotia area.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Then enters my boy Pierre, So.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
He was one of the Acadians.
Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
And so again it's one hundred years after his family
settled from France. So he was like, no, I'm not
pledging my loyalty, and also I'm not being sent back
to France. I'm not even really from there. So he
escaped to the woods at nineteen years old. While the
great deportation happens. He lives in the woods for eight years,
(01:19:18):
moving around to escape from being captured, and.
Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
He lives in so he lives in the woods.
Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
He does end up getting married and having a baby,
and he was very uneducated, but he could foretell because
he lived in.
Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
The woods for so long the changes of the moon
to the.
Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Hour and make a lot of astronomical calculations with gray accuracy,
I guess because he lived in the woods for so.
Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Long, and so his parents.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
It doesn't show when they died, which means they for
sure died during the Great Deportation at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
And he was an only child.
Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
So if he had not escaped to the woods for
eight years when everyone else is being deported.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
And dying, then our bloodline would have been done in this.
Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Pierre out here, Shut up, Pierre.
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
So anyway, I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
I'm sorry if I bored you all with the history.
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
I like it interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Pierre was bad at.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I know Akkadians. Yeah, anybody have any other interesting ancestors.
Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Well, I mean, mine's real quick. I have done the
whole twenty three me thing. I've done the ancestry, I've
done all the DNA and it will tell you, like
what famous people you have the same DNA with? And
I think mine, uh, the out of all the cool
people on there had to be Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
So that's real. That's so cool. Yeah, we're like mega cousins.
We hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
I was told that we were related to Leonard Nimoy
aka Spock from Star Trek, but I don't know how.
I think it was my marriage and because everyone asked
me this and I think even Greg asked me this.
I'll just clear it up now so nobody has to
ask me in the future. My father, Steve Grad, is
not the same Steve Grad from Pond Stars.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
I don't think we're related.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Yeah, I did ask you that he is.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
My father was a sports broadcaster, not a not a
bond guy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Like Greg, your family is so small, so tighty. What
are you down to. It's just your your mom and dad,
mom and one cousin. That's it. That's it. Cousin girl guy.
Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
Okay, kids, But he has a different name because he's
from my mom's side. He's not a gory, He's not
a yeah, he's realized an actual gory.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
The one that I don't know much about because my
parents are f O B fresh off the boat, so
they have a lot of ancient stories. But the one
that I read about that my dad wrote about was
how our last name used to be ivon Chenko and
they were the like the lords of this caviar empire
and then changed the name moved here.
Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
And why they change it?
Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
I know, why can't we go back and be part
of this empire? And then the only other tidbit was
My aunt, who lived in southern California, used to date
Carrie Grant.
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
That's all I know.
Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Wasn't he a confirmed bachelor? You know you're thinking of
Rock Hudson.
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
There were many of them in the closet Sea Mass Well.
Last name Davis, Yes, Sammy Davis Junior. He's your dad.
Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
That's not polish nonsense. But that's part of your name though, right, Yeah,
the name one famous one.
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
My aunt is certain that we are descendants of unfortunately
Jefferson Davis, who was that leader of the Confederacy.
Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It could be, it could be what I've learned recently
about my my ancestor. But god, well that's about it.
I got defeated by you know folks back in the day,
and yeah, so on and so forth. Old. My granddad's
(01:23:37):
second cousin is gene Autry. Very that's on the text
that you were saying. You know, I'm just I'm looking
at sorry what yeah, I'm looking at the text. Uh,
let's see another one says here my family in England
married into William Shakespeare's family. Very cool. Just got done
going through our family tree and I found out the
(01:24:00):
Cassidy cool one for my third great uncle General John A.
Logan who enacted Memorial Day. He was a two star
general during the Civil War, senator and ran for vice president.
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Yeah, five oh five. In the movie Goodfellas, the character
that Samuel L. Jackson is playing was my great uncle.
He was also a bodyguard for Muhammad Ali. His name
was Stephen stax Edwards. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Six to six.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
My famous ancestor is Daniel Boone. Daniel Boone was fictional
ancestor on dad's side. Came to America on the Mayflower.
They are official Mayflower descendants. I think that's pretty cool.
Related to Rob Roy famous thief the Drink, Yeah, he
had a drink named after him and a movie.
Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
That's all I know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yeah right. My most interesting ancestor is Davy Crockett, says
the nine to two. I also thought he was fictional
here Crockett.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
My friend Crockett is also my friend as well.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
So I learned recently, Okay, and you know it's you
know it's bad. If I'm sitting there hesitating, going, man, yeah,
how bad could it be? Well, I learned it's it's
either my grandfather's grandfather type thing. I don't think it
goes that far back. I think it's my grandfather's uncle,
(01:25:30):
so that'd be my great uncle.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
How does that?
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I don't know your great uncle uncle. Turns out he
was the grand wizard of the Western Pennsylvania chapter of
the klu Klux Klan. That's the next level to mine. Yeah.
And I was like, my dad told me this.
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I go.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
He's like, all right, so I learned something. He goes,
you did know about your grandfather?
Speaker 10 (01:25:54):
Like no, he goes, oh, okay, so grandfather's uncle, my
grandfather's uncle, so your great.
Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Grandpa's brother, great great uncle.
Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Yeah, nobody kept the like hood and cloaked.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And I know, I just I just heard about this.
I'm like, it's not mann Attic.
Speaker 13 (01:26:13):
Is it? No?
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Are you gonna let's see that Daniel Boone guy that
Samuel Jackson played, And good fella cool because I get
the guy who is the grand wizard wizard, not.
Speaker 9 (01:26:25):
Like in deep South Mississippi, where you know, you figure
out Western Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh area, the Insid chapter.
Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Grow up around that stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
Yeah, it was really into it, created it rhot.
Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
It's like the guy from It's like a guy from
Alaska buying a Tashiki like anything.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Part.
Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I really think they're something.
Speaker 15 (01:26:51):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Yeah, I told you it was bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
You delivered.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
You lose the segment on I'm sorry on behalf of
you know your ancestor family? Yeah, Jesus all the Woodies yeah,
eight seven four Woodie accumulated. The conversations show that some
Acadians moved to French controlled Louisiana and eventually got shortened
to Cajun from interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Interesting.
Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
Also a great question from the text, Sammy, would you
have been afraid of Pierre in the woods?
Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
Oh yeah, or would the bear?
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Yeah? Probably somebody killed that man.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Oh sweet, my mom is third or fourth cousins whatever
that means with Richie Valance. Oh yeah, rip, my famous
one is Barack Obama's mom. Wow, Elvis is a cousin
somewhere in my gene Pool says the five O nine.
There's a bunch of cool ones coming through.
Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
Someone says they're related to Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Oh yeah, it could be better thousand out there. Yeah, exactly,
that spur that s.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
It's the show. So we were talking about that camp.
The dudes can go to the man up right, Well,
this guy does not need to go there at all.
It's a guy in North Carolina. He stepped outside for
a smoke ended up in a full on deathmatch with
a rabid coyote.
Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
He saw it lurky in the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Try to scare it off with some rocks, but he
tripped and when he tripped, the thing pounced on him.
He was bit multiple times, but he didn't panic, and
he just went full savage. He grabbed the coyote by
the throat and choked it out. Yeah that's a real
man right there. He did the cops. He said, hey,
it's either him or me. The coyote later tested positive
(01:28:49):
for rabies, so now the guy's getting treated and he's
recovering at home.
Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Fun like damn. I mean, you've seen the videos where
the people are fighting kangaroos because the kangaroos going after
their dogs. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they stand because the
kangaroo stands up on their back legs the tail. Yeah jacked.
Or you hear about people they're swimming all of a sudden,
shark comes up. They say, you're supposed to put your
(01:29:14):
thumb in its eye. I mean, you know I'm gonna
lose them. I'm going to I'm gonna straight up lose
them and in a cloud of my own cocka like
squid do they released the ink? Yeah, and it's a blackout.
It'll be a brown out. Where did my lunch go?
That big blubbery mess was going to be my lunch?
(01:29:35):
Oh yeah, he left me in a cloud of coca.
Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
It goes back to that conversation, like when we were young,
you didn't care about swimming in lakes or or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
You had no fear.
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Now that's all you think about. It's swamp monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean sharks.
Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I don't really think about sharks and stuff as much
as I love to be in the water on a
beach vacation. I thought your most recent trip you did
kind of the last one. It well, the last one,
because I just read something about like colors of bathing
suits or something. I'm like, wow, all the bathing suits
I own are all the colors that they love the most.
Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Yeah, don't don't look like a seal.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it's exactly right. That's like I look at this
glovery seal like he looks really marbled. It's so good,
like a human rabbi. Now, here's one for the things
you didn't know could kill you. File Twenty six year
old guy in China he got parrot chlamydia. What that's
a real thing.
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Wow, I heard you get stuff from like monkeys, bears.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
He accidentally inhaled chicken poop. What And he showed up
to the hospital. He had a nasty cough, a high fever.
The doctor's figured out that it was parrot fever, which
is a rare illness caused by bacteria found in bird poop.
He had over ten pigeons at his house Sea bass
Uh with me, Well, no, I'm saying you were just
talking about dirty pigeons and they are filthy. Yeah, this
(01:30:53):
guy had ten of them at his house and he
apparently breathed in some chicken manure by accident, as you do.
They switched up his meds and within two weeks the
guy was back to normal. But FYI, parent fever is
popping up more lately. Outbreaks have been reported across Europe,
and it's not just parrots, chickens, pigeons, pet birds. They
can all carry it. So they say. The pro tip
(01:31:14):
here from the quote experts is to wear it is
to wear a mask. The next time you're hanging out
with a bunch of birds, I'll do that. Oka was everywhere.
Don't go anywhere near a Margaritaville, you, guys, Yeah, yeah,
exactly eight seven food. Send us a text over to
two two nine eight seven show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Hey, Lucky Penny Days today, guys, Yeah, is Lucky Penny Day.
It is also National road Trip Day, which a lot
of people traveling from all that weekend, and it's a
see don't fry day? Does that mean like don't fry yourself,
like don't get or don't fry foods? Because very different
reaction based on what day. You know what we're talking.
(01:32:12):
I'm guessing I've got some birthdays and some port of
birthday coming up here in just a moment, first menace
with a little what's happening in the world of entertainment?
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Well, our legal.
Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
Best friend Sarah Jessica Parker claims that she reads up
to two books a day. Everybody doesn't, and people don't
believe her.
Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
They say, between that and pulling carriages through the park,
there's no way she has time for that much.
Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
That's a minute joke.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But her beauty on there.
Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
That would be the Woody Show. Yeah, but they say
she must be doing audio books. Have to read a book,
short stories or just straight up lies, people say. And
I was just thinking, I'm like, well if even if
it's audio book, let's say, the last book I did
in audio form was Joe Coy's book was eight and
a half out.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
She's well, she's I mean actress, and actresses read a
lot because they're constantly reading scripts and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
So I do believe this.
Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
So she has some kind of horse to it, and
she's worked that into a lot of sex and the
city of stuff like we get married to the public library.
Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
And don't you just love the smell of books. She's
really into that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
I like the smell of books. I don't like to
read them two per day. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
All right, Well, I guess we'll just keep on calling
her a liar.
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Now your horse.
Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Of the Woody Show.
Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
At the Woody Show for all you surg fans, all right,
Miley Cyrus. You ever wonder why she has a raspy,
gravelly voice drinking, Well, she does say it has to
do with some partying and smoking. But she does have
a medical reason. She has something called Nicky's in media.
Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Medium? Can you read that?
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
What's to say?
Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
See?
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
He can't even do it.
Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Something, But she says that she can get surgery for it.
But she's too are raid that it will change your voice,
so she just leaves it how it is.
Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Yeah, but you're yeah, change your voice for the better? Really, Yeah,
you won't sound like a whiskey whore anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Is too risk?
Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I found the most unappealing volume. I don't I don't
like that rasp that raspy, deep like dude voice on Chicks?
Speaker 15 (01:34:18):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
I don't know. It's so it's so unappealing is why
I don't like? What's her face? Stevie Nicks, I have
that voice, cyrus voice. Yeah, sing that voice when she's singing.
Listen to it.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Now, let's go on to something that's very important, Red Lobster.
Now we we are rooting for Red Lobster to do well.
We heard they got this new young CEO and he's
going to be changing the game for them. But their
newest campaign is with Joey Fatone of in Sync. Now
love Joey Love in Sync. But I think this is
a bad move. Because they're celebrating the nineteen ninety nine deal.
(01:34:54):
Guys big and popular.
Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
Yeah, yeah, that was their year.
Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Prince. I don't I don't I really even know available
what this deal is because I looked it up three times.
Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
I don't really understand it. It says three core shrimp,
big deal. So I think you get just three different
shrimp in part of this meal. And it doesn't say
like it's endless or anything like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
That, but you get it for nineteen ninety nine, nineteen
ninety nine super Solid with the Cheddar Bay.
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Biscuits three different.
Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I mean it should be five different times for the
five members.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Ben saying about super Solid and a shrimp appetizer and
a shrimp entree with a side.
Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
But imagine being motivated to go to Red Lobster because
Joey Fatones.
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
You just didn't what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Saying, Like, they should do the Chili's move, and they
should have like paired with like some big TikToker. Just
have like some really cool item for a good price,
make an attractive price and leave it at that.
Speaker 10 (01:35:44):
Shout out Lobsterita, you should need the I don't know
the Joey Fatona, Yeah, I know, I'm sad, but Joe,
I still love you. Yeah, I want you keep the
cheese to the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Now, guys, we are
getting old because Ben Savage from Boy Meets World. We've
had a lot of Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Meets World news boy Meets World references lately.
Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
Yeah, he's having his first child, so we're old. Boy
Mets World, I didn't know, came out in nineteen ninety
three and lasted until two thousand, so it was on
the air for seven years.
Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
So a man well into his fort he's sending a
kid because I.
Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
Know I thought he would have had a kid like
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
The show started when they were in sixth grade and
then it went through college.
Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Oh they had the college years on that. Yes, oh
I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
There were many college years.
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a kid. I did love his brother show way better.
Oh the no the Wonder Years done.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Is Fred Savage? Okay, I thought you said Friends show.
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Then he was in that show Friends from College.
Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
That was the best. Oh yeah that was good and
then all right I canceled it.
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Now SeaBASS, you can chime in on this, Singa Sizza says,
sounds like a tongue. She's actually calling out music and
pop culture, saying that they're glorifying dangerous drugs again making
making them very popular, like NOAs.
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Like yeah, whippets and leans specifically yeah, just saying that
you know, they're getting referenced way too much.
Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
To cloud gas. Whatever the hell galaxy gainst.
Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
Galaxy gas and these dangerous drugs are not good for
gen Z and Alpha.
Speaker 9 (01:37:25):
Shout out to frying brain cells. I know, dude, I
still see a ton of galaxy, not only the gathering
of the juggalos, but I see it anytime you're at
a jam band show. Be it the grateful, be it
fish widespread panic.
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
They love.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
There's dudes.
Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
Dudes roll up to those shows from the hood with
giant tanks and nitrous and it's just balloons everywhere, which
then I get thrown on the streak.
Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Of course they do, and so it's it's big. I'm
not just amongst gen Z, but amongst forty year old neurns.
I feel like every generation has had their warning about drugs, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
Just now stop making it cool.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Well, since I've spoken.
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Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
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the most boring host of the Price is ready, A
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got Jewel who is fifty one. Host and former Jeopardy
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the retired three time NFL Defensive Player of the Year,
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That'll really show her. That's a Jillian Jensen who is
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celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning. Look what
is happening around the world of entertainment here on The
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Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
The Woody Show, I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. And that's it for the week.
Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
All right, Well, we got.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
A very exciting weekend and next week very exciting with
the Woody Showed Disney Cruise to Alaska.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
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Just go to the woodieshow dot com get caught up
and everything you missed of the week, but also today
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always get it just by going to the woodyshow dot com.
Monday's the holiday Memorial Day, so we won't be here
live for a couple of different reasons. Number one holiday,
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Number two is Mondays to day. We're getting on board
the Disney Wonder for the cruise to Alaska. But Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday next week we'll be on the boat and we'll
be at sea.
Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Tuesday, I think is a CE.
Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Day as well. Yeah, we'll have all the action from
what's happening on the cruise, tell you all about it,
give you more chances to win your Disney cruise, win
a Disney Alaska cruise of your own, a seven nighter
for you and up to three people. Today's keyword that
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eight seven seven forty four Woody and follow the show
as the adventure continues on social media. Find us there
at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please. Yeah, one can only hope that all our
anxiety burns calories. Yeah. Kind of like how I said,
if thinking about working huh yeah actually got you in shape,
(01:42:01):
I would be the most I would look like the
rock slender Man exactly. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this week. I'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it, enjoy your long three day holiday weekend, and
we'll catch back here next week. S MD double M bye.
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Great Friday mother,
Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program,
Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A God more than everybody el.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Alright, So today is May the twenty third, twenty twenty five.
And not only is today a Friday, which normally would
be the headline, it's the Friday going into a long
three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's what I'm talking about. God, it is woo love
saying Greg, I welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It is the wood Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That's great gory.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We got Menace Hi Warner Minister's Gina Grant Sea Bass
is here. We got Sammy Sport is here, Menji's here
at the production department, We've got Morgan, our sociate producer,
Vaughn is here.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And you are b Ip. It is Friday, LESCo. All right,
it's o Fish Show.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The Friday's underway. Now. Our job at this point is
to get through it into the weekend as quickly as
we can. Big week going on next week. The Woody
showed Disney Cruise, which, by the way, you have a
chance to win your seven night Disney Alaska Cruz. The
keyword today is wonder w O n d e R.
So anytime between now and midnight, you just want to
go and enter that right there at the woodieshow dot com.
(02:03):
It's the woodieshow dot com. Sign up to win daily
prize of a three hundred dollars Disney gift card. That's
the qualifying prize, and then you're in the running to
win the Disney Cruise. We will be making the grand
prize announcement on the Tuesday that we return, which is
on Tuesday, June third, Monday, we're getting on board and
it's gone. We're gone for a full week. But as
(02:24):
far as your concern, we are with you the whole time,
because we're gonna be giving the play by play, the
blow by blow still just while we've been doing now,
except for when we're telling you about how how you
can win the Disney Cruise. We're just gonna be telling
you what we're doing on the game. We'll be on
it as we're on board the show next week Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Monday,
of course is the holiday Memorial Day, and that's today
(02:44):
we're getting on board anyway, So crap, we're not gonna
be here live on Monday. Yeah, on a coin of
crab legs. Yeah, somebody texted over saying, see Gina and Sammy,
and I'm a female. I went on an Alaska cruise.
Trust me, don't bring too many clothes. Just a few casual,
comfortable outfits for excursions, a couple of nice dresses. You know,
(03:07):
if you do a fancy dinner. You can always buy
awesome jackets on the ship. They have excellent shops, really
nice windbreakers that you'll want to wear for years to
come to commemorate your trip. Also, many great shops on
the stops that you make in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
True, I've been on an Alaskan cruise. I did buy
a jacket on the ship. I never wore it again
other than that experience. And I will overpack, and I
already do.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Have a nice sex.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She's just trying to help you out. Don't our pack
you'll regret it. But bring a half empty or maybe
completely empty bag that you could pack full of all
the great stuff you will encounter on your excursions.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
You know what, I like this, I'm repacking, yes for real? Yes, yeah,
take something you're going to edit, Yeah, I'm gonna edit.
And I even did like the trip, you know, like
you did? Yeah, yeah, and I thought that was like
what you're supposed to do, because I always see it
on like packing hack things where you roll everything out.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Sure, but you know what, why not you guys have
convinced me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I bought some of those vacuum packs.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
You did you know that we can't iron or steam
and they only work.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
One I know? I didn't buy, Yeah, I didn I
didn't buy anything for for this trip, like specifically, just
for general, because we travel a bunch and no, I
just wanted to. I figure like it would help them
in my fat stuff, you know, because your clothes are
bigger and so you can't get as much into like
a carry on. They were like, look how much more
you can get into a carry on. Yeah, I don't
(04:31):
think they're that great.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Is it the vacuum kind or just the I have both?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I did both. I bought two different kinds to see
which one I like better. I figured i'd give the
other one away.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You have to go to a place that has a
vacuum for it to get home.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
This is like a little like a rechargeable plug into
the USBA and it does all the whole suction thing.
There's other ones where you can just like push and
the air comes out, but it doesn't like breathe it
does it doesn't take another breath in. So whatever you
push onto it, it just expels air, does not take
air back in.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Maybe yeah yeah, Also, dumbass Tyler's coming with us, So
his body heat alone, Yeah, his body heat Alan is
gonna keep me warm?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What does he bring it to the table? By the
way stuff, Well, we're gonna put him the world already. Well,
we're putting in the work. There's some because Boart's not
on the trip because we offered Bort to go and
he had some other stuff going on here at the time.
So at the time where he had to commit to it,
he wasn't sure how his moving situation is gonna play on.
But now that he's settled, he could have gone.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Does Tyler know he's going to be working, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's gonna bring that. Dude's getting a free trip out
of it. He's happy to help.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yes, are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
He spends all his money on that, seven hundred dollars
a month. The only part that I'm disappointed about was
Seabet's not coming. He can see Tyler's new tattoos which
are awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Tattoos.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Dude, the pizza tattoo on his arm, that's like a
mad pizza playing game controller.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
That's how is he?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He's mid thirties.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We're going in the morning day weekend. Of course, the
Indianapolis five hundred is happening on Sunday. There's going to
be a weeny five hundred race. Did you see that
in the racing? I love it. Yeah. So all six
of the Oscar Mayer wienermobiles are going to be there,
the first time all six vehicles have gathered in one
place in over a decade, so as you can hear,
it's a really big deal. Each wienermobile is going to
(06:24):
represent a district regional hot dog. So there's the see
the Chai dog, so the Chicago Dog representing the Midwest.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's that's so.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I think the Chicago dog is.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Overrated salary shy salt.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And then you get those tomato slices and I don't
know that it's rated at all. I think it's just
it's a mess. It's a it's a big deal in Chicago.
They think it's the coolest thing that anybody in the
world has ever seen.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, a big bunch of vegetables.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Great, The New York dog representing the East Coast. The
Slaw Dog representing the southeast, numbs down. The Sonorian dog
representing the south West. Now Sognorian dog. Yeah, yeah, look
that up. I'm sure the chili dog. Okay, we're back
on that represents the South. The Seattle dog rep in
(07:12):
the Northwest. That's probably gonna be like maybe the Seattle dog.
I been thinking maybe like one of those fake meat
like yeah, like soy dogs. Did you look up sonor.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
And do Yeah, the Sonoran Dog hot dog wrapped in bacon,
grilled and served in a soft Mexican style.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Roll alright, I'm done with that. The winner is going
to celebrate in the Wiener Circle. There's going to be
a condiment spray instead of champagna, oh my god, and
a hot dog for the Champion's gonna stream live on
the Fox Sports app and on uh the social media accounts,
which you can find at Indie car on Fox.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He yeah, you guys want to know what's what's the
Seattle dog?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Well, it's basically a hot dog with the condiment being
cream cheese. Sure, no, And the picture it looks like onions, relish, mustard,
and cream cheese.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh, all the other stuff is on it too. Listen,
a bagel dog with cream cheese delicious.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah, the cream cheese is the main condom, and then
you can throw other stuff on there. That's the main distinction.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Is they go together.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean, I'll try it. Cream cheese seems to go
with a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Have you guys ever heard of I only ever heard
of this from Sopranos Lincoln log sandwiches. She goes, Oh,
I made Linkorn logged sandwiches, and they're hot dogs that
are split in half with cream cheese down the middle.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm not saying with cream cheese. I see it where
people split them and they put like a slice of
American cheese. Chili dog cheese is different, or like the
cheese sauce, which is like where they split it in half,
butterflied out and then put just a regular slice of
like craft.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I grew up on that.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, and I'm fine with it.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Toasted piece of bread.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh yeah, dude, I'm not fancy. I'll totally eat that,
no problem, let's go. Yeah, what else is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So coming to Vegas in May of next year, We've
talked about this. It's what the people want, the enhanced Games.
So it's an Olympic style sporting event hoping to infuse
unprecedented levels of science, money, and performance enhancing drugs into
a formal competition. Like athletes not just allowed, but encouraged
(09:18):
the juice to use peds, so steroids testosterone growth hormone
that are legal to possess but normally banned in sports.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
These people up and see what they can do and
real The hope.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Is to remove the stigma that surrounds the use of substances,
to promote safer ways to push the limits of human performance.
We said, limit ourselves back of the juicing days of baseball,
Get them fun, you get the moon balls. Due, Yeah,
that was way more exciting wire than it is now.
(09:52):
They keep talking about they can say these things to
try to make baseball more exciting, the speed the game
up or whatever.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah, dude, go back.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
To something had fifty to fifty players, the cream and
the clear whatever Bonds was using at the time. Allegedly. Yeah,
of course, of course, my bad man allegedly. But yeah,
there's the ESPN just did a big right about If
you want to read more, about it called the Enhanced
Games and it's going to be in Vegas, May of
(10:20):
twenty twenty six. Oh and we were talking about the
flying taxis, and we had that flying car story earlier
in the week, a little fall up to that. When
I was at my flight lesson the other day, there
were a couple of guys from the FAA stuff about that.
You know, they're doing like inspections and stuff all the
time of the different flight schools and for different planes
(10:40):
and things, and anyway, somebody had mentioned about these flying
taxis and they go, oh, that's all fine and good,
and they can they can keep talking about how the
you know, the flying car is going to be released
at the end of the year. That one company we
talked about, they said, we are minimum four years away.
So it's not even me in time for the Olympics,
even for the flying taxis because of all this stuff
just within the FAA for approvals that has to happen,
(11:02):
like it may be or somebody or they have these
things and they are ready to go. But as far
as like where they can carry passengers and they can
be in the skies and they have all these different things.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
There comes to government to crap on fun.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, the effort. No, I think the government, because it
is the Olympics, they're going to fast track it. They
were talking about it and this one guy's part of
I guess that committee or is part of that coming
up with the different rules and regulations for this stuff.
He said minimum four years. There's no way it's happening
for the Olympics. Not that it's never going to happen,
but there's no way they get it and talk to
the Olympics it say. It's mostly just a media thing
(11:33):
because it's something fun to talk about around the Olympics
and how you gonna get around Los Angeles with all
the crazy traffic and stuff. So it's not that it's
not happening, just no time soon. Why have any kind
of deadlines or incentive When you're the government, you can
just crap on crap and no one can make stop. Yeah, true, Yeah, anyway,
so there's a there's enough. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I don't think it's gonna happen in my lifetime.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It'll happen in your lifetime for sure.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Elon's talking about sure, uh, you know, fully autonomous cars
by the end of next year. But then that goes
to all right, are they gonna allow that? Well, the
was it the NTSB then actual trans what's what's the
one that's in charge of the that's correct? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
Well they have to approve like somebody who can just
like get in their cargo take me to work, right,
and it just takes them there.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
By the way, already is happening. I've done it both
in my own personal ruler truck and in the WAYMO cars.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well yeah, but you're yeah, but yeah, I'm I'm thinking
it'll happen. I think that'll happen because they've been doing
the way most stuff they're already could quite a ways
down that happen.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Can my robot drive me?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, that's what medics is waiting for.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
You see, speaking of Rula on Musk he or at
least a video of how the robots look at stuff
and how you like tell them to like clean the counter,
and how they've recorded just thousands of hours of video
of people cleaning and they're using AI to see what
cleaning means, that like how brooms works.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, did you watch that? It was that the same
video where they showed them like unloading the dishwasher and
straightening up some tables, and so basically they were going
to use them. The one I saw the video I
saw was these robots that they're going to use for
housekeeping at hotels.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
So they go into the room and they completely every
room will be set up exactly the same because they're
hotel rooms, right, and so like, how to reorganize the
desk area, make the bed, clean the bathroom, and then
straighten everything out as you walk out the door idea.
And as it's moving around, its ass is like a vacuum,
So as it's moving around the room, it's vacuuming. It's
the wife bought three thousands, like four things at once.
(13:27):
Pretty cool. Hell yeah, that's cool, because that's awesome. Okay,
it's not going to be stealing.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Your stuff because since the pandemic hotels I've gotten so gross.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wood sent us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. It's a Woody
show and we are into another new hour in sensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
It is Friday, like we've been mentioning, not just any Friday,
it's the Friday that begins a three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Y I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So let's get through the morning and get you closer
to that weekend, get us into that weekend, although we
have a very busy weekend ahead. Yes, we'll be in
Dallas on Sunday for BFD. They're big rock concert they're
having for our Dallas affiliate, ninety seven to one The
Eagle Chevelle and Marilyn Manson and Pod and Stabbing Westward.
(14:25):
I'm looking for it. I think it's gonna be a
lot of fun. It's good at So we'll see you
for those of you in Dallas, will see you at
BFD on Sunday. And then we go right from Dallas
after BFD to Vancouver, BC to get on board for
the Woodies Show Disney Alaska Cruz. Such jet setters, we
will be broadcasting live from the Disney Wonder all next week.
(14:45):
You have another chance to win your seven night Disney
cruise of your own to Alaska. The keyword today is wonder.
W O N D E R. That's wonder. Just go
to the woodieshow dot Com enter that keyword wonder and
you're going to be in the running to win your
own cruise for you and up to three people total.
For you. Yep, to do exactly what we're going to
(15:06):
be doing.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Next week, we'll test it out for you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, we're like the test drivers. Yeah. So that's that's
all going on. Yeah, all good.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Everybody else cool?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah yeah, I'm taking Greg to hammer and nails today.
I'm so I didn't shave all week and yeah yeah,
so Greg's gonna get a for the first time in
his life. He's going to get a straight razor shave.
I know.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
And you know how I before I leave a hotel,
I'll straighten up the room. I basically make the bed.
I was thinking, Oh, I should probably shave first. I
don't want to look all dumpy. Want to shave, that's
easy shave before he gets a shave.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well, you know, just like you didn't. I did not,
Yeah I didn't. I'm nice and dumpy. I hope you're
ready to do their job. I hope you're ready for
a haircut, very ready haircut and straight razor shave. Not
to mention, and it's not just a straight razor shave
because I signed you up for the premium. So no,
you're getting a facial Oh really. They're going to put
the hot towel. Then they're gonna do all the different
(16:01):
creams and exfoliation things, and is your first facial.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
You probably had three le and three million other ones.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Before. Before I started going to this hammer and Nails place,
I had never done any I mean, I've done the
straight razor shapes like a a barber type thing, but
I'd never done u anything like that, uh where they
do all the creams and stuff. The only thing I'd
ever touched my face before that, I told you, whatever
shampoo I would use to wash my hair, I just
rub on my face and then wash it off. And
(16:38):
that was it.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
That was my not even a bar of soap shampoo
on your face whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I was already gathering up in my in my hair.
I just rubbing my face. Also got hair on my face, the.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Beer drying, yeah whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That I'd never done manicure, pedicure, even though there were
a bunch of dudes like men, real men. You were
telling me it wasn't you know, it wasn't gay. You
can go ahead and do it, you know, And I
was like, I don't know, man. But then when I
joined this place and I had everything at my disposal,
I'm like, I might as well try tried it out.
(17:13):
I am on board.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Are you guys going to hold hands well.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Because I'm gonna be doing my I'm getting my own
beard trim and shave and then and then I'm going
for the manicure because I mean, these hails are just disgusting,
Am I right? But you guys are gonna be together
for the Brazilians right of course, when you walk into
this place, they give you your drink of choice, so like,
whatever you want. So perfect for Greg, who needs to
(17:38):
drink anywhere he goes situation. I don't know, they have
every they have everything. I'll probably have to do something
like whiskey. You know, I don't have to. You can
do whatever you want. Like, I'm excited for Greg because
you know we were talking. We were talking about when
somebody watches the show. I'll use Breaking Bad as the example. Again.
(18:01):
You watch a show that you loved, you loved Break
the Bad and that excitement of watching new episodes and
get me the first time, and then you get through it,
you're like, oh man, it's over. Yeah, I'm never gonna
be able to watch this and have it be brand
new again. And then somebody that you know, like Greg,
starts watching for the first time. And you're kind of
living vicarrous through them. For that excitement. I just caught
(18:21):
up on the same thing. That's why I want you
to watch Hacks. It's got a Brazilian blood at the end. No,
they do wax, they do do they Yeah, No, of
your pubes though, they just do for your ears because
guys have hair that grows out of their ears. Uh,
they'll the wax, will wax your nose.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Which done the nose. I've never done the ears.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And they also do eyebrows. They won't do the butt
like to Uh. No, they don't do anything like that. Okay, Nope,
that's a different kind of place. Yeah, you got you
gotta go. That's the gay place. Oh oh yeah. Yeah,
that's where you get the gay face, the waxing and
the bleaching. Oh yeah, you get your butthole bleached.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Eight.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You're gonna give that number to call up literally sound
We're gonna play the deuy q Our dumb Ass contest
for you win the prize. We got the Friday Fail
stories ready to roll. Here on this Friday morning on
the Woody Show, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls, it
(19:56):
is time for your Friday Fail story. He would have
thought we had the perfect plan, the plan that could
never go wrong, to and somewhere along the line it
went from being a great idea to one big stink
in mega uber ultra. Even the end kind of came
(20:30):
came around, you know, sometimes we lose a little bit
toward the end. That was nice.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, that was almost as nice as a straight Razor show.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, all right. First one, this dude in Florida. He
did the one Chip challenge, Worst day of Life, drank
a beer because his mouth was on fire, that you
should grab them, which, okay, cool, you know, big deal. Right. Well,
in this case, the dude is a fella. He's on parole.
His parole officer found out the terms of his parole
(20:58):
agreement state that he can't drink or even be in
a bar at the first place. But there he was,
and so now, for completely avoidable reasons, he is back
in at fail jailer sale.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
How did he know he was at a bar?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They were probably posting him for social media. This next
one is from Compton, California, sweet where a family showed
up to a funeral home to say goodbye to their
beloved uncle Otis, only to find some random dude wearing
his suit and laying in his casket. According to the lawsuit,
when the family arrived at the Harrison Ross mortuary, they
were immediately like, uh, that's not Uncle otis. But when
(21:34):
they asked an employee about it, the worker basically just
gasol at them, is like, no, it's him.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Y'all are just confused in mourning.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Looked different when they're dead. It's their relative.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm thinking they know what he looks like. Who's in
there and who's not in there?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Is it me or At these mortuaries people are kind
of dicks. Well, they're weird. I think people who work
at mortuaries, and I think they're kind of weird to
begin with. I don't know, think about what you do
for a living. Yeah, but I don't know, Man, they're
not very nice. I've only dealt with it once and
they were very nice.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Well, maybe because they're not used to dealing with live humans.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Perfect to worry, maybe perfect for people. Let's get a
little real with you a little bit. Yeah, they might
have been nice to you, but when we showed up, huh,
not very nice. Really, board's giving me an ouch in
my ear, I'm really because it's because his wife but
your wife is not like public facing.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah she's not. She's not.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
She's not the one dealing with the public. Oh okay,
I turned the mic I thought I heard. Yeah, but
more than half of it, if they do, is dealing
with the living, because arrangements and stuff. Anyway, it only
took three hours to fix the mess, and when they
eventually did get it right, there was Otis in the casket. Yeah,
(22:53):
they didn't. The niece wasn't. Happened that she had to
pull out a picture of her actual uncle to prove
they had the wrong body, at which point that's when
staffs like, oh, okay, whoops, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Sale, I guess you're right about your uncle.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, are you sure? Yeah. This next one
is from Saint James Parish, Louisiana, where a teacher at
Lucher High School. It was about ten thirty in the
morning staff found a little plastic baggie of white powder
just chilling in the hall of the school. It was
not baking, so it was indeed bucane. Oh but who
(23:29):
did it belong to? It was taken to the lost
and found why they looked into it. From that, uh,
they found out it was the teacher. Security footage showed
him accidentally dropping the bag and when the deputy searched
his car, they found another bonus bag of blow. He
was arrested and taken to fail jail, and it goes
(23:51):
without saying that he was so fired sales. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Was it Bobby Brown who was performing on the Arsenio
Hall Show or something, Yeah, and he dropped a baggy.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, like the choreography never missed.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah. We were just talking about that a few weeks
ago because it popped up in the feed and I
don't think Greg had seen it before.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah. He's on, yeah, one of those shows and he's,
you know, twirling and dancing, and all of a sudden,
there goes a little little bag of blow right on
the stage and he did one of those like you
kind of reached back, ye, and then he went all
the way back down four to the floor, picked it up,
did a little spin around.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I mean, Julie was right.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They didn't miss a beat miss yeah. Eight seven seven, Yeah,
just keep it in your nose for the wrongs eight
seven seven forty four Wood he is the phone number.
We're gonna play the duy Q trying to keep things
on time this hour. We got a little uh distracted
with straight razor shaves Greg because top ever we're geeked.
(24:50):
It means nothing to anybody else anyway. D uy Q
coming up next. If you want to play want to
win a prize, phone open for you to call in
be our contestant at eight seven seven forty four. That's
eight seven seven forty four. Woody I know, sleep sleep.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Wow, redline is not.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
This is the Woody Shore. Welcome back and Babe eight
four to three, Hey, Woodie show. Have a great time
in the cruise next week. Can't wait to hear all
about it me love ah babe boy. Yeah, it's gonna
be fun man Disney Cruise next week. We're gonna be
doing the show from the Disney Wonder next week, telling
(25:31):
you all the different cool things about not just the boat,
but all the different excursions and these things you can do.
And while we're doing all that, you're still even all
next week and to have an opportunity to win your
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(25:54):
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she got a three hundred our Disney gift card. You
could be just like Claudia by entering the keyword wonder
right now on our website. Just go to the woodieshow
dot com. It is Friday morning, leading into a long
three day holiday weekend. Yeah, Auntia, time for today's dumbass contests.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Which is the du cue? Hell yeah it is? Yeah,
Steve ask he's playing the game. Everybody please.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's a game where I go find someone nice and
drunk and ask them, gosh, the easiest questions in the world.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
So you play the game not by answering the questions yourself.
Any idiot knows those answers. You say, well, oh gosh,
is this person so drunk that they will know the answer.
If you can guess correctly whether they know two times
out of three, you.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Win, all right. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is
the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
I wanna say hi to Katie. Hey, good morning, Katie, Katie,
good morning. It's like hey girl, Hey ho hight you're
gonna play the do you IQ? And a Happy Friday
to you? And who is this person's This is Amanda.
She is out with her family, so don't be surprised
(27:03):
if they chime in throughout this. But she's gonna tell
us about that and about her history getting drunk when
she has little ones around. Okay, So Katie, we're gonna
use this clip just get a better idea, just how
with or not with it? Amanda is here.
Speaker 13 (27:16):
She is.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What have you guys been drinking tonight? Long Island? I sees,
Now that's a lot of liquor. That's too much. Shots
six shots?
Speaker 14 (27:24):
Six shots of a liquor with a spit of lemon
juice and a spit of coke.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Your daughter's here, right, Yeah, she's right there twenty one.
So what are you and your husband gonna do tonight
after they got a bed? Nothing, because they're all in
our room. When they were little kids, maybe you guys
did something.
Speaker 14 (27:41):
Else we always did until they got smart enough we
had to stop. Yeah, you know, we went to at
least what like nine ten?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh good ry wow party.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Family.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I will say I only ever told this story, but
we were in Rome. It'll Italy and then I think
I was thirteen. I was woken up by smooching, sounds
of smooching, and I stay under those bit covers and
just close my eyes.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
And you're masturbated first though, right, I knocked one out
in the refractory period.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Later masturbated first. God forbid your mom go five seconds
without Yeah, tell your mom to put the d do do?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What's your romantic city?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So, Katie, are you ready for question number one? Here
on the d U y Q. All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Triple triple? No, quadriple? I don't know. Could they could
luck into it? Because you know they'll use. What they'll
do is they'll know everything about it. They'll say, I
don't know specifics, but I can make a good educated guess.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Right, guys, maybe a super easy question.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
No, it's not a super easy question. I don't want
to say too much because I don't want to help
you say.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
This is not this is not a hint. But there
are way more categories than you suspect. Oh yeah, so
definitely take a stot.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I'll tell you what my frame after we get through that.
That's got my frame of reference on the Pulitzer Prizes,
So I mean.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
You could look into it, but I'm sticking with triple no.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, triple no.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
There's one that I assume everyone would say.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, Gina, you're still going triple no, no, triple no,
triple now Menace and Sammy, do you think that Amanda
will get this one?
Speaker 13 (29:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
No, all right, Katie, what do you think?
Speaker 13 (29:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right? Question number one for the duy Q.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Who's someone who's won a Pilitzer Prize? Menace, Steven Spielberg. Okay,
I looked that up.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
All right, Sammy, Albert Einstein, those both could be right.
I have no idea. Here's here's my frame of reference
on Pilitzer Prize. The only thing I think is here.
As I hear Pilitzer Prize, I think of Superman. When
Lois Letam was on the bottom of the elevator the
Eiffel Tower and she was like trying to get the
scoop on the because there was like a bomb at
(29:55):
the Eiffel Tower, and she's like she's trying to keep
herself folks, is not focused on how high up she is.
She goes Pulitzer Prize and she's like thinking, like how
she's gonna win this Pulitzer Prize for this big prodition.
But what does she do. She's she's a journalist. You
always here like, oh, pulas surprise winning author, journalism.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
There's get all kinds of commentary, criticism, recording, specialized reporting, photography,
audio reporting.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
We could win that.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm sure, yeah, yeah. But to Mendic's question, MENACE's answer,
which was not a great answer. Actually, Steven Spielberg no
Pulitzer all. However, he directed The Color Purple, or some
of those episodes at least, which was based on a
Pulitzer Prize winning book, exactly a couple of examples of
people want Plaza.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
That would something we.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Angela, That's what I was because I was gonna say her,
but I had already written down.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
As you say, super easy questions that everybody knows, no problem.
Soy Angelou did not Alice Walker for the Color Purple.
As you're looking it up over there, you should just
be able to rattle them off at the top of
your head.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
The top of my head answer would be, hemingway, Let's
just see, I'll check that.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Hemingway, I meanway, you check it though, because you don't know,
because it's too easy. It can't be that. Yeah, yes,
he did win it in nineteen fifty. I think like
Ted Copple.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I'm sure Ted Copple is a good answer. What about
Connie Chung Tupac Shakur.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
If my Angelo didn't win one, then I'm out because
that's why I sum everyone.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
He has not he has not won a a loser.
And so Katie said, no, that our drunk friend and
man that would not get this. And see if she's
on the board with their first boy here on the
d u y Q.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Who's someone who's won a Pulitzer Prize. Pulitzer So no,
that's not books.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Culitzer are Pulitzers books like Oral Robert.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
No, not or Roberts. Oh my god, Laurel Wells.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Or l Oral Wells or Orson Wells would have been
a good answer. Yeah, so close Oral Well so the
Oral Robert. But even though we does, Orson Wells did
win one. Right, But that's not what she said.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, but that's what she meant.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
That doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hey, good good news, Katie. That means you get a point. Congratulations,
you got one point here for the d U y Q.
Question number two.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
How many two hosts on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes for Menace.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I say this is a menace Wheelhouse.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Question should be yes for Menace, no for Sammy, no
for Amanda.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Yeah, I'm piggybacking that. No for Amanda, yes for Menace,
no for Samy.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I think they'll both get at least one. Yeah, I
think Samuel get at least one. Uh yeah, all right,
So yes for Menace, no for Sammy, no for Amanda.
You agree, Gina? What do you think? Greg?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Yeah, I think Menace will get that. Sammy.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
No, No, not case.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'll even allow guest hosts. There have been some kind
of one and two offs in there.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Okay, okay, maybe Menace. No, all right, it's menace. Do
you think that a man is going to get it?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Way?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, Sammy?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
No, no, Katie, what's your guess? All right? Question number
two for the d U y Q.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
How many two hosts on Shark Tank Sammy.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Mark Human and mister Wonderful?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
So I wrote down mister Wonderful, but I was like,
does that count because it's not his real name? Kevin
O'Leary goes, he goes by mister wonderful. Yes, that absolutely, Wow,
that's it that's like saying you can't say menace because
it's not his actual name. I mean he goes by
mister Wonderful. All right, So I initially wrote down Mark
Cuban and mister wonderful, but since you said guest host,
(33:44):
I've put down Todd Graves, founder of Racing Kanes. He
was a guest Shark. Yeah, I haven't seen that episode.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Charles Barkley, Jeff Foxworthyneth Paltrowth.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Paltrow's on their beany Frankle Menace, I like.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, Robert Herdevek, how you say his name? So all right, well, Katie,
if she does not get this one, you will be
the winner here on the d U y Q. Question
number two, how.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Many two hosts on Shark Tank? Mark Tuban is on.
Speaker 14 (34:16):
There's amazing strong independent business ass women on there that
I've seen, but I don't know their names, and I'm
ashamed of it.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
So it's fine, all.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Right, and apologies and a shout out to Mark Tuban.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, but congratulations to Katie. He here the winner. You're
a d winner here on this round of the d
U y Q. Congratulations and thank you for listening to
the Woodie Show. Thank you you're welcome to yourself a
great three day weekend, and we're gonna put you on
hold and we're gonna get all of your info to
get you your prize. Those business asks women out there,
(34:53):
Yeah yeah, but we know you're a woman, so that's
what counts. And this game sounds a lot like MENACE's
original game. Would they guess it? Well, they know it,
but yes, I mean I will allow this game to.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
People in there. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I saw a really funny video online the other day
and it was these chicks who were I guess trying
to start a business or whatever in fashion and the
person who was like mentoring them or maybe having to
give them money for their business or they were asking
money for the business. So like, exactly, what is your
background in fashion? While I design shows Oh, because you
(35:30):
said you've designed this, but a quick search online shows
you get this exact pattern in four different places. You
designed this, And she's like, well no, but dude, they
just got called they got called out. It was it
was so funny, and they're like, you know, it was
like under the whole headline of like big Boss bitches,
but all the people that were busting them were also women. Yeah,
(35:54):
it's like damn like how awkward, so awkward and embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Question number three for the.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Du i Q, the most difficult ski slope is represented
by what symbol?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh oh, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I did my best, Gina, whoa.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I will say that Amanda will stick with No for Amanda,
yes for Sammy, yes for Sammy. No, for Menace, that's
what I got.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Yes, Sammy, no, Menace.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No Amanda, all right, greg gor I'm reversing it. So
no to Amanda, No to Sammy, yes to menace, all right,
Menace and Sammy no, they'll know no all right. Question
number three for the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Menace?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, for Hilaria, Sammy black diamonds.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Black diamonds. Yes, yes, that's not how that was supposed
to go. Black diamond Now let's see if let's see
if Amanda's got it.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
The most difficult ski slope is represented by what symbol
I would say.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Like orange, orange, orange, triangle.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Triangle orange or wet floor. Yeah right, be careful, yeah,
men at work. Well, that's how you play the d
U y Q. We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies show for you next. Hang on, m.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I think I question on the text.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Will it'll be keywords while you guys are off doing
the cruise. Yes, yes, there will be seven night Disney
Alaska Cruz. We have a whole nother week worth of
keywords and daily giveaways and so like today it's wonder,
w O N d e R that you're entering by
going to the woodieshow dot com. Nothing Saturday or Sunday, Monday,
(38:03):
we do have a keyword. There's a keyword on Monday
and we'll have it, and also we'll have the keywords
on our social media to make sure, like for holiday Monday, yeah,
you know, since the show won't be live that day,
but then we're live Tuesday from the cruise ship. We're
getting on board Monday, Tuesday morning, Thursday or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
all from the Disney Wonder and we will have keywords
(38:25):
each day and then once we get back Tuesday, June third,
we will be calling the grand prize winner. Yeah. So
again today's keyword is wonder, and yes, there will be
keywords while we're gone yep. So yeah, we have to
do some flying, which Greg's very excited about.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
I'm already sweating and my pits have been soaked for.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Did Gina bring you some klonipin?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I was told that that Greg had his own plug.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You do, Yeah? I got some bars. I got zat
x bar. Wow. I don't know which one to pick.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
You know, well, Zenna, from what I understand, lasts longer.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, then I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
I like him.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Are you still mixing with alcohol though that sounds of
course it makes it work faster. That's not smart. That's
when you, I would think, especially as you get older,
you might want to look into it more.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Doctors always say that you get doctors what they are, like, Oh,
we did some minor surgery and remove.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know a chemical stand from as a chemical engineer,
I mean like, you know, well more of a biologist.
Well your hurtle or you'll stop breathing. I guess we
got the chemical of the pill. Just comic interaction with things,
interact with each other. You know what? You can counteract that,
Greg by hitting a vape? Yeah yeah, booze. Vape's the
(39:47):
danger people mix way worse. Which one is it X.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I say the danger is nudity, but I support.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Effects on your your seat neighbors, benzo, diazepines, opioids, et cetera. Uh,
severe sleepiness, and then again you'll have what happened to
Matthew Perry.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You just stop breathing, but disclose your brain and body functions,
including breathing and heart rate. You have an increased risk
of overdose and worst case scenario respiratory depression, coma or death,
memory blackouts, Greg, You're not memory.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
That's already a problem.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Unpredictable behavior, dependency, withdrawal. Who cares about that?
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Don't die?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
They said, yeah, don't mix san X with alcohol is
not just risky, it can kill you.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right, that would be a real down.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Before you end up killing yourself because you're afraid to fly.
So it's not even the plane. It's I've done it before,
Matthew Perry thought when he was when he did a
mountain of our cruise. Well, some airline passengers in India
(41:02):
they had a rough flight on Wednesday. Their plane got
hit by bad turbulence, then hail, and then a bird.
They call that the aviation trifecta.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's very bad for us.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, It is all good because the pilot landed the
plane safely. But the videos from what was happening inside
the plane are pretty crazy. Like the lights of the
cabin they're flashing like it's a rave. People are freaking out.
I have a I have a little cuple What that
sounds like? Look at Greg, I'm so glad we're doing this. Yeah,
(41:38):
this is great. The plane's nose got wrecked, like we're talking,
like a gaping hole in the front of the plane. Photos.
Look at in fact, I think your seat is right
about yet the pilot. You do have a nice big view.
Oh god, I mean it'll be fine. You'll be on
klonip and xanax. And do you need me to hold
(42:02):
your hand? They're like, well, this guy technically didn't die
in the crash. Yeah, he was dead before crash. He
was happy eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, can we
talk about puppies or something?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
This is.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
On a Friday morning, guess.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Into a long three day holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm whatdy? That's Greg Gory. Hi, Happy Friday. Menace. Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
There's Gina grad Sea Bask Good morning to you. Yeah,
Happy Friday. There's Sammy. We got Morgan taking your calls
eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Woodie.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You can text us over to two to nine eight seven.
Coming up for you this hour, my five hundred dollars prize.
Menace had the e bike, Greg had the fancy vacuum
mop thing, the the tech vacuum mop thing that robo
that rich on Tech suggests he's gadget of the week.
And then Gina had the Traeger tailgater grille. And I've
(43:10):
got something else that I think most people would enjoy
find some use for, all right, and a game.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
To go along with it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Now, I'll be completely honest with you. I was laying
in bed last night ready to pass out and now
go damn it. I forgot to figure out number one
the prize, and then what the game's going to be.
So I came up with the game very last second,
as I'm laying in bed last night.
Speaker 15 (43:30):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I think you'll like it, though. Okay, we've been something
we've talked about before, Okay, and some of the things
that come up. It's yeah, you'll see you'll see all
right eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins
over to two two nine eight seven. We start the
hour with your redneck news.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
So what do you show?
Speaker 13 (43:48):
You own more camouflage shirts than coward ones.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
We don't hear about your assol rate nick.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
News for sure, And today's neck news is from Arizona,
where the police responded to reports about a small child
that was running around the parking lot all alone at
about eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
They arrived on the scene.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
They asked the little girl, hey, little girl, where's your mommy.
She didn't know, but she did lead them to a
car where there were three more kids, two strapped into
the car seats. The oldest was four, the youngest was
an infant. The cops they searched all the nearby businesses
looking for the parents. They did that for about an hour,
(44:31):
couldn't find anybody. Eventually, these two broads they returned to
the car, later identified as thirty four year old Renee
Barlowe and thirty one year old Stevie Manali. They initially
claimed that they had just gone to the bathroom, but
the police were like, yo, We've been here for at
least an hour people were playing in two hours ago
about this. Then they're like, all right, well we did
(44:51):
stop at a cookie shop. It gets eleven o'clock at night, right, Okay,
So cops are like, uh huh uh huh huh. And
they said, oh, and also at a bar to get
a couple of drugs. So they were both arrested. Look cookie,
the children were taken to I think that was just
a line, man, You don't go out for cookies at
eleven closed.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
The children were taken to the hospital for a wellness
check and then turned over to the Department of Children
and Family Services. Renee and Stevie both charged with child
abuse and drug possession on account of the big bag
of weed that they left in the car with the
kids while they were off drinking. It's super cool, no cookies.
That's from Arizona. That is Renee Barlow and Stevie Banali
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who left their kids in a car with a big
bag of weed for hours while they went into a bar.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
We have four kids between four and an infantine.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Where's gonna go?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It sounds like they were pretty fine.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
Actually, yep, And that is today's rad Nick circle back
here yes, the cookie shops on open eleven. As if
there's no places you can buy cookies, Yeah, of.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Course not available.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
You can go into any yeah seven eleven and get
like a pack of chips off. But you wouldn't you,
you wouldn't identify that as the cookie shop.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
I think Crumble or something.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, what about Insomnia Cookies.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
He's in the name.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
You didn't say you're going out to get cookies? He said, no,
you're going to the cookie shop. Yeah, which, yeah, exactly,
not a shop that buying cookies, lying horse, Yeah, terrible mothers.
We're gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back,
and then I've got my game that includes a five
hundred dollars prize. Where can I buy cookies?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Let's get uh, let's.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Get two contestants lined up, Morgan, two contestants eight seven
seven forty four. What he is the number that's eight
seven seven forty four? Would he give me two contestants
and you have a chance to win a prize. Let
me tell you what the prize is right now? All right?
I wrote down information about it. Okay, well we got
to hear about all about it. It's not just a
laptop guys. Oh, I'm an HP guy. I like, I've
(46:55):
had this HP laptop. It has done me right for years.
It's super reliable, it's been great. It's nice and thin
and whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
But this is an HP.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Fifteen point five inch touchscreen laptop loaded with not just
the Intel six core processors, so it's really fast. It's
got a one terabyte hard drive by sixteen giga ram
Copilot AI. Oh and it comes with a lifetime subscription
to Microsoft Office twenty twenty four star. That's where Excel
(47:28):
power Point Outlook. No subscriptions, no trials, no oops, your
license expired drama. So power performance and productivity in your
HP fifteen point six touch screen laptop can be yours.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah, we give way good prizes.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
It's on Amazon for like four hundred it's through HP
and it's four hundred and eighty some dollars. I'm like,
what a deal. This is a good, great deal, shoe. Okay,
So the prize up for grabs is a HP fifteen
point six inch touch screen laptop.
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Hell, yeah, from HP.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
This is not like some jokers selling this on his
own from eBay or something.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Huh, this is our joker.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
It's got a Intel six core processor. It's got a
one terabyte hard drive sixteen gigs, a RAM Copilot AI,
and it comes with Microsoft Office pre installed in a
lifetime subscription. So that means word Excel, power Point Outlook,
no subscriptions, no trials, no oh my god, my licensed
(48:30):
Expire drama. You just get all the power, performance and productivity.
I like the HPS a lot.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I like those a lot. I've had a lot of
good luck with those over the years. So you have
a chance to win. My I couldn't believe the price
four and eighty six bus. I mean TV's and computers. Man,
there's some great deals right now, saying basically just kind
of giving them giving them away, right all right, So
I have a game here and we've got a contest
at eight seven seven forty four Woodie. Let's say hi
(48:58):
to Brad. Hey, Brad, Hey, what's up, Brad? How are you, buddy?
I'm doing great? How are you guys doing? We're doing fantastic.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
So you're gonna play this game and again.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Last night I was just about to pass out, and
I was like, oh my god, I knew I was
forgetting Hey. You know when you know you're forgetting something. Yep,
so I knew I was forgetting something like damn it,
tomorrow's my game. I don't have a prize. I don't
have a game. So I quickly was like, what can
I come up with? And so under the under under
the circumstances, I think the prize is really good, and
(49:29):
then I think the game could be a lot of
fun here. So I pulled real Google autocomplete suggestions. You've
seen that before we go. You go to Google and
you start typing in like why does my penis? And
then it'll give you the suggested things that other people
have been looking up have Google. It's based on an
algorithm based on what everybody else who types those same
(49:50):
first few words in there. So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna read you the first five things that pop
up under these different prompts. Four of them are legit
in the top five of things that people are actually
searching for. One is completely made up that I just
threw in there. And the game is to identify which
one that is now for you, Brad, and I'm trying
(50:10):
to cut down on the cheating. So what I'm doing, Brad,
you get to choose somebody here, either Gina, Greg Menace
or Sammy. I have no idea where the hell Sea
bests went. But you pick one of those people, and
then they're gonna have to be the ones to try
to guess smart which one is the fake. I'm gonna
give you five different five different Google searches like autocomplete suggestions.
(50:35):
They just have to correctly guess two out of the five,
of which one's the fake. Okay, okay, all right, all right,
so which one? Which person on the show would you
like to go with? And by the way, is in
the room again? He just walked back in high Sea
bess out here? Okay? Are you gonna go with Greg?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Greg? Okay? And there's how many fake ones? Now, I'm
gonna give you the prompt. I'm gonna read you the
first to five that come up, and one of them
is not really. One of those five is one I
just made up. The other ones are legit in the
top five of what Google says people are looking for. Okay,
So the prompt is is it normal to bleed after?
(51:17):
Is it normal to bleed after? And the five are
sex eating spicy food, taking plan after, taking plan B
after you poop during ovulation. One of those is a fake.
Is it normal to bleed after sex, eating spicy food,
after taking Plan B after you poop or during ovulation?
(51:41):
Which one is the fake? I think sex is real.
I think people would google that eating spicy food. Is
it normal to bleed after eating spicy food? Oh? Okay,
Plan B that sounds megareal? After you poop?
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Oh my god, people are definitely googling that when they
have poop in their stool during ovulation. That seems redundant
to me because that I don't know.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's like making a graph on a pet to tell
you Greg's really working this out.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
It's either eating or during ovulation.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
My mom, why don't they have seeing a butterfly on there?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
We got five so anytime.
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Okay, I'm gonna say, uh, during ovulation is fake.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
During ovulation is real. It's the eating spicy food.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
That all?
Speaker 2 (52:35):
All right? Next one, Do fat people that's the problem?
Do fat people? Top five have more blood, float burn
easier in the sun, burn more calories, fart more? Four
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out of the five are the top? Are the top
ones smell like fried chicken in there? Do fat people
have more blood? Float burn? Easier in the sun, burn
more calories, fart more? Which one is the fake one?
Burn more in the sun, burn easier in the sun.
(53:17):
That one is indeed the made up one. Alright, alright,
so you need one more for Brad to be the
winner of the laptop series. Can you get pregnant from?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Can you get pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm,
not peeing after sex? Sperm in saliva? One of those
people aren't really googling. I mean, maybe they are, but
(53:53):
it wasn't in the top five. So can you get
pregnant from pre ejaculate period, sex, dry sperm, not peeing
after sex?
Speaker 8 (54:04):
Sperm and saliva? I'm torn between two again, the saliva
one and the dry sperm. I've never heard the term
dry sperm, so that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Dry sperm that is not the fake one. The fake
one is not peeing after sex? Yeah, because you would
maybe you want to avoid.
Speaker 6 (54:24):
The U T I right exactly, And that would be
then And don't you keep.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
Your powered sperm in the cupboard?
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, I'm assuming like maybe because it's dried on you
and then like something don't Yeah anyway, man, all right,
that's right, that's all right. That's why I'm giving you
five right, all right, Brad, You're still alive. Got one point?
Greg needs to get you one more point, maybe this
next one here? Why do boomers? Why do boomers hoard
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or hate tattoos? Still have an AOL email address? Hate
self checkout? Still pay with checks? These are why do
boomers hoard? Hate tattoos? Still have an AOL email address?
(55:12):
Hate self checkout? Still pay with checks? Only one of
those is not really in the top five. That's the
time I could think of three different ones. Yeah, my mom,
they definitely would ask about checks. Hate self checkout? Still
have AOL? Hate tattoos? Horn I always use self checkout
(55:36):
every day the store, seven days a week. I've told
you that eight times. And he does that because he
doesn't want to be recognized by the cashiers the robot
if I doesn't want anything to do with the self checkout,
But it's probably just a way to avoid the actual
employees that don't recognize it.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
He's there and see all the embarrassing things exactly.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Also the toilet paper, how embarrassing. I'm gonna say, uh,
hoard hoard the made up one? Why do boomers still
have an AOL email address you You know you can celebrate,
but you should be commiserating with me. All right, Brad,
(56:15):
got one more chance, Brad, one more chance for the
HP laptop?
Speaker 13 (56:19):
Here?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
Can you get fired for? Can you get fired for.
Speaker 8 (56:26):
No reason?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
For being late and lying about it? For talking about
politics at work, for arguing with your boss, for starting
a union? So when you type in the Google, can
you get fired for the first five auto guesses of
what the Google is telling you? That people are also
(56:50):
when they type those words in what they're looking for?
Only one of the things I just mentioned is not
in the top of the top five. Do you get
fired for no reason? Being late and lying about for
talking about politics at work, arguing with your boss? For
starting a union? How about for peeing all over the wall?
There's some people around here. It's true.
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Just because it's so in, I'm gonna say that the
fake one I think is talking politics.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
That's what I said to the fake one is for
being late and lying about.
Speaker 3 (57:28):
Damn it?
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Break wow, I would have won you that laptop?
Speaker 2 (57:32):
All right? Well cool rub it in, Brad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to work out for you, but thank you
for listening to the show. Have yourself a great weekend. Okay,
try to.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
Dejection my god, I think you did.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
All right, Well, you know what, someone has to win
the laptop. We can do another round, all right, Let's
take the break and then we'll come back with round
number two. Do you guys like the game?
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Okay, So I have I have five, I have five more,
I have five more, and then Greg, you're off the table.
So you know what, I don't even need anybody else
to call, because we hadn't already had somebody Sean, Sean,
all right, Sean, do me a favorite. Hang on, you're
gonna be our contestant. You'll have a chance to win
the laptop. Now, Greg doesn't get the guest again. He
(58:20):
already ruined somebody's day.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
So your choices.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Your choices are Gina Gina. Okay, she's over there, all confident.
Speaker 6 (58:30):
All won the last round.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Greg, I got that one right, all right? All right,
so Sean, hang on, you're gonna to play next. Gina
will be playing for you, trying to win the HP
laptop next.
Speaker 12 (58:56):
But you were here now now, hey, I can't I
can't keep up with all the people that are texting
over to the link to the laptop deal.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
So what I did?
Speaker 2 (59:08):
I just posted it on our Instagram story at the
Woodies show, and there's a link that'll take you right
to the Amazon listing for it. Like yeah, I figured, oh, okay,
well if you want to know what it is, you know,
because people were asking, oh, just text over laptop link.
Holy crap, you should have did a referral link. You
could have made some money. Really yeah, damnit, minace, you
(59:29):
didn't ask me how much do you get for this
something like that? It depends, all right, what the redshair
is anyway, the link to the deal, it's look, it's
a really cool prize. It's an HP fifteen point six
touchscreen laptop loated with the Intel six core processor, the
one terabyte hard drive, the sixteen giga RAM, the Codepilot AI,
and it comes to the lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office.
(59:52):
So it's Word and Excel and PowerPoint Outlook, no subscription,
no trial, no license expiring drama, you get all that.
And it's like four and eighty some bucks, I think. Yeah,
so just just go to our Instagram story. I just
posted a link and I'll take you right to that
and it's an HP sales site on Amazon. It's not
like a third party thing. It's directly from from HP.
(01:00:15):
All right, we have Sean. Let me get Shawn back
on the phone. My game five hundred dollars prize. Earlier
this week minutes with the e bike and Greg with
that robot vacuum slash mop thing that rich On Tech suggested,
the Traeger grill, Gina had, that Sea bats had that
pack of meat, the Family Feast bundle, and today for
my prize, it's the HP laptop. All right, Sean, you ready, yes, Okay,
(01:00:41):
So again, the way this game works is I've got
the Google autocomplete suggestion, so it's whatever the prompt was,
and if anybody's ever got on Google and just had
just have fun with it, you could type in anything
that you want. I'll the one from that last round
is can you get pregnant from? And all the things
are coming up based on the algorithm, based on other
(01:01:02):
things that people who have typed in those same words
will end up searching for. It'll auto fill it trying
to help you out, like get to what you're trying
to find faster. And so I'm going to read you
the first five things that come up after that prompt.
Of those five that I read you, only one is
not actually in the top five. It's just something that
I made up. And the person here in the studio,
which Gina has been selected from, Sean, Are you sticking
(01:01:24):
with Gina?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Yeah, okay, I would have won the last one, so
hopefully I'm lucky for you.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Her husband's not the only one who's cocky around here.
Speaker 13 (01:01:37):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yeah, I feel good about all right. So Gina's gonna
have to tell us which one is the fake one
that I made up?
Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
And how many do I need?
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
The same deal you need to get out of the
five I'll give you, You need to get two points.
You got to correctly identify the two fake ones out
of five. Okay, are you ready? Yeah? Okay, here we go.
The prompt, is is it racist two do an accent
to call someone black, to say oriental, to bring watermelon
(01:02:11):
to an office potluck, to not date outside of your
own race? One of those is the fake one? Is
it racist to do an accent to call someone black,
to say oriental, to bring watermelon to an office potluck,
(01:02:32):
to not date outside of your own race? Which one
is the fake?
Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
One Gina, I'm eliminating.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Accent and oriental jeez, which leaves me with I just
wrote down keywords, so I can't rebeat it back to you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
But I just wrote down black.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Can bring watermelon to an office pot luck or not
date outside of your own race? Is it racist? To
which one is the fake one?
Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Those are the ones I'm debating between. I'm going to
go with is it racist to.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
That watermelon one is just really stands out as odd.
My first thought was to call someone black because that
seems okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
We got all day okay, because.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
I'll need it. I'm gonna say the watermelon one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
The watermelon one, the fake prompt is to bring watermelon
to an office potl Yeah, so Sean got one, You're
on the board. Next one, Oh, you got the first
one right in his round. That's what I'm saying. The
first one goes to Sean's second one is let's go,
(01:03:39):
oh you like cats?
Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
I love cats?
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Why does my cat okay, lick me, sleep on me,
stare at me, present its butthole keep throwing up? Why
does my cat lick me, sleep on me, stare at
(01:04:05):
me present his butthole keep throwing up?
Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I think people know why their cat sleeps on them,
So I don't know that they're googling that and present
its butthole.
Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
That seems more of a It definitely seems like a woody.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I mean, all these things are all these things are
cat things.
Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
True, that's why the game is difficult, and the game
is hard. That's the point.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, none of them were drive my car toward.
Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Which is why I'm doing elimination. I will lick me.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
This is a tough one because they do do all
these things. Let's go with I don't know if this
is supposed to be a red herring, but present its butthole?
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
All right? Answer, Uh, the fake prompt is why does
my cat present his body?
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Congratulations? Sean.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
They do that like as if we're interested to see
they put the tail straight up.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Look at my boy.
Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
You know there's little things you can hang off your
cat's tails, so.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
It covers the All right, you want to do one
more for fun?
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Sean?
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
You got the you got the laptop. Congratulations and hang on,
we'll get your info.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Okay, Sean, You're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
No, only two two points out of five. Yeah, all right,
what do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Do you want? Can you get drunk off? Why does
my stomach or why do I hate my I think?
Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Why does my stomach?
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
All right, that's the one you want to go? Why
does my stomach hurt after I eat? Make noises? Act
up only when I'm in public with no bathroom in sight?
Burn or growl? Just a fake one guesses around the
(01:06:01):
room bathrooms, no bathroom in side, no bathroom in site. Yeah,
it's too wordy. Why does my stomach?
Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
It's very specific.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Act up only when I'm in public with no bathroom
in side. Uh yeah, congratulations, that's a good round.
Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Yeah that was fine.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I think you guys really got the groove going.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Do I get my laptop?
Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
As soon as you click on that Amazon leg if
you want to see that deal for that laptop that
changes one. We have it on our Instagram story. You
could find it just by going to at the Woody
Show clicking on the story. There's a link there. And
damn it, we didn't sign up for the rev share.
Speaker 14 (01:06:38):
Absile.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
He's our missile now show And we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on
this Friday morning. Yeah, yeah, it's a Friday, May the
twenty third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
My name is what that is?
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Greg Gory?
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
We've got Menace, We've got Sammy Morgan is here taking
your phone calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Who is.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Somebody in your family? Who is your most interesting ancestor?
Sammy is going to share a story with us. Yes,
she was a We didn't get all the details about
it yet. But is this something you've just learned or yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Because I have It's like ancestry stuff and genealogy stuff
and I started looking into yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
More into stuff. Who is your most interesting ancestor doesn't
mean you have to like them. I'm gonna share that
I just recently found out about. I'm not a fan.
I even thought, like, man, should I even share that? Wait? Yeah,
but I'll share it. And yeah it's it's you'll.
Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
See, okay, all right, all right, That's.
Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
All I'll say.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Is like what because my dad told me, I'm like,
are you serious? He goes, yeah, Uncle Dahmer. No, it's
like an old like not like my grandfather. It's like
my grandfather's grandfather, yeah, or my grandfather's my grandfather's uncle
or something. It's pretty I never knew.
Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
This person, but you're related. Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Not flattering.
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Richard Ramirez, is that old?
Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
That's that's that's coming up, dude. So we talk about
customer service stuff every once in a while. Tell me
if I am crazy on this. I've been having a
beef with my insurance company, which I've been with for
twenty plus years. All State, Right, yeah, the agent that
I had. You guys all know her too, Andrea. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
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She was a sponsored to the show when we first
signed on here at this station. Anyway, she was great.
She ended up selling her business due to some personal
things that have gone on with her, so she's out
of the business. She sold her book of business to
this new person who I don't know. I was recommended
to Andrea from another personal friend of mine, another All
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State agent from another city where I used to live,
and that's that's why I went with her. But even
though her office was nowhere close to where I live,
it didn't matter two hours away, right. But she was
a great agent.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Oh, she was the best.
Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
She was awesome, really on top of stuff. And it
makes all the difference if you've had a bad agent
when it comes to handling that kind of stuff. You know,
it's a big pain in the ass. Anyway, I've had
no problem with All State as a company. It's been fine.
I've been a good cause. I have a lot of policies.
I pay really good money for all these different policies.
And I got this new agent who took over her
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book of business, who has not reached out to me.
And then I reached out to them saying, okay, I
really like to discuss, you know, just to make sure
that everything's you know, good, and nothing's changed. We're all
set up here. I I did have a renewal thing
that was coming up. Yeah, they said, yep, well we'll
be in touch. Never got in touch with me. So
I'm like, you know what, forget it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I don't know this person.
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
This is a good time change agencies. So I found
an All State agent close to me where I live,
and they have great ratings, awesome reviews. They're like an
elite office for All States. So clearly they're doing something right.
All I wanted to do is just transfer them to
be like my home agent to my you know, go
to agent. All States sends me an email saying I'm sorry,
(01:10:25):
but your request to change agents has been denied.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I'm like, what do you mean this?
Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
First of all, this wasn't a request, it was a demand.
I'm the customer, I'm the client.
Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Sorry, you can't break up with me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, I don't want to work with this person who
I don't know and whose office is two hours away
from my home. I'm staying within all reasonable request, right.
So now I get put on a phone call. This
has been a week's long thing. Yesterday, I'm on a
phone call Indian call center somewhere where nobody's helpful, and
(01:10:58):
then they go okay, Well, then I said, then you
know what I think. I'm just going to terminate my
coverage with all Stay I've been with twenty years. But
this is this is ridiculous. Just terminate anything. Yeah, well,
let me I'll put you to my escalation department. Oh yes,
they sent me over there, and they go, oh, yes,
we can handle it. I'm on the phone with them
for for forty minutes figuring this stuff out, and they go, okay, well,
(01:11:20):
we need to bring a third party on the line
to verify that this is your request. This is what
you're looking for. Can you hold the line for one
to two minutes now, no problem? And then they come
back on Surrey there. I go, yeah, okay, so we're
just going to get the other person on here. I go, okay, hello, hello.
They hung up on them for an hour plus. I
call them back. I called them back. This is the
this is the one hundred all state number. I called
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them back. I go, hey, I got disconnected whatever. Oh yeah, sorry,
you know. They said, well, I'm not sure who you're
talking to. It's a big center here. Let me look
into your account and see who you were talking to last.
They go, oh, yes, I just saw them. Uh. They
said that the system had gone down. They were rebooting it.
They're going to call you back in a few minutes
once it comes back up, and they'll get everything finished off.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Hour plus later, nobody calls me back. I call back again.
I go, hey, look, this is my last phone call. Guys,
this shouldn't be this difficult. They give me another number
because they said, hey, you know, we don't have the
ability to transfer you to the department that you need.
Call this eight four four whatever number.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I can't take anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
So I called the other number and some somebody answers
with it, not even saying all State.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I go, is this not all State? You go, well,
we do work with all State, but well this is
not all State. All I'm like, all right, you know what.
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Anyway, this woman who I talked to, this random number
called because you had on records, she had access to
my whatever I was doing, called to, uh, the office
that I was trying to transfer to, and it's right
back full circle of them. They've been trying to help
me out. The new office has been trying to help
me out and get it transferred over, but they won't
allow all State, won't allow it to happen.
Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Nuts, right, Yeah, that's crazy, that's not that's like saying
I want to break up.
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
No, sorry, no, I'm sorry. Your request has been denied.
Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Yeah, your questioned.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Yeah no. And I'm not terminating the insurance. So I
get the new policies because I pay for I pay
for things upfront, I pay the premium. I'm not doing
the monthly stuff. Yeah, so I'll pay for you like,
so when I'm gonna keep that until it either expires
or until I get until I get the new coverage. Yes,
I'm you know, yes, I will make sure I covered it.
Has anybody heard of it? And this has got recommended me?
(01:13:25):
I look into it. Is anybody familiar with Chubb insurance?
I figured this is perfect Hubb. Yeah it was, it
was recommended to me. So f you All State, I'm
done with that. I can't believe that run around. That's
pretty I want to make sure I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I want to make sure I just wasn't being crazy.
That does sound that sounds insane, right, That's that's the
classic thing is they don't have to cancel you anytime fast.
And they say, oh, I'm sorry, yeah, your account's been locked,
so we can't even do anything with it. I go,
why I've had I've never had a claim. I've never
had anything like that. I pay everything upfront for the
year or the six months for the auto insurance, everything.
(01:14:02):
There's no reason. I said to them yesterday, I said,
hey man, this is not giving me good vibes. Like,
if it's this difficult to switch to an agent within
all State, I cannot claim imagine how impossible it must
be to file acclaim. I can't imagine. Yeah, so f
you All State and Does anybody know anything about this
chub insurance? That's my question? Yeah, c hu bb in
(01:14:24):
the general No, dude, these guys apparently are like super elite,
like like concierge level service insurance. I don't know if
anybody is you know, anybody listening has use them or
knows anything. I've never heard of them until yesterday and
then my short amount of research. So that's what I'm
looking for. One of nerd Wallet's best homeowners insurance companies.
Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
Whoa nerd top tier insurance provider. Okay, good for high
net worth individuals.
Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Off there, that's gonna be give information about this all
state office.
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I can find them on LinkedIn.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Well, no, it's the it's the corporate office that I
was dealing with this give me the run around. The
local office has been fine, perfect. The new guy just
doesn't call me. The new guy just doesn't call me,
even though I'm the one that read it, like why
am I doing all the way. It's like when you
say when you go to the grocery store, Greg and
you go all right, thanks, have a good day, and
they just kind of look at you like, right, hold on,
who's who spend money with?
Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Who do you think it's the kind of customer service
where you already paid upfront, so they're being extra mean
because giving the rest of your money.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
My guess is, and I don't know how this works
when like when like say, my old insurance agent sells
her book of business, all her clients and policies to
this new business, this new guy. If they just don't
allow people because he bought that book of business based
on the amount of revenue or amount of clients that
were already on the books, and if people are just
(01:15:47):
jumping ship he overpaid then for something.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I have an insurance company, but I don't have
an agent like assigned to me.
Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
Yeah you do. You say you're just not best friends.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Oh, I don't know how usare say that's different.
Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because you call them, it's super easy. Yeah, that
one's different.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
File acclaim. You just call and you don't have a
specified agent. Yeap.
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
So anyway, you know, you guys get to ask us
questions about like life stuff, and I just I don't
have much experience with this stuff, and so I just
I figured it was crazy. And it turns out, based
on your reactions, it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Yeah, that's totally crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Yeah, Like it was like I was calling saying, hey,
I'm going to go to State Farm. Yeah, and even
if you did so, I did. Yeah. I don't need
permission exactly to spend my money with somebody request has
eight seven four. Would I want to hear Sammy's story
about her most interesting ancestor.
Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
I became obsessed with him for some reason.
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
And now I'm rethinking about do I even share mine?
Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
No, I dorough it.
Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
I don't have to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I know I brought it up, and now now I'm
second guessing. I just look, I'm gonna I'm going to
confirm with my dad just to make sure I know
exactly clear what this person is. It's generations separated.
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
But.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Gotta tell it. Yeah, Genghis Khan show. So Sammy says
she realized or learned that she's got a pretty interesting ancestor.
Speaker 13 (01:17:16):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Okay, So I'm going to kind of set the scene
here for you guys, though. We're going to do a
little history right now. We're starting with somebody else. So
back in France in sixteen forty two, this is how
far back.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
I have an ancestor.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Right, his name is Vincent. He gets his wife pregnant,
and her and the baby both died during childhood. Then
in sixteen forty three is when King Louis the fourteenth
becomes King of age four. So Vincent he's like nawdog,
So he marries his dead wife's sister and heads over to.
Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
New France, which is in Canada. A year after, yeah,
like right after, so they go over.
Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
So now they're Acadians right over up there in Canada.
It's like now known as like the Nova Scotia area.
Then over one hundred years later is the Great Deportation.
So that's from seventeen fifty five to seventeen sixty three,
so it lasted about eight years. And what happened was
the British started getting rid of all the Acadians up
in Canada because they wouldn't swear their loyalty to the
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British crown and whatever. So they're like, all right, we're
just going to get rid of you. They start sending
them to the Thirteen Colonies. And then later the British
were like.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
You know what, just get rid of them.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
We don't even want them in our thirteen colonies, So
they start sending people back to France. There were originally
fourteen thousand Acadians that started, they deported over eleven thousand,
and nearly half of those people ended up dying of
disease and starvation and shipwrecks. So when all is said
and done, there's only twenty six hundred Acadians left up.
Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
In the Nova Scotia area.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Then enters my boy Pierre, So.
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
He was one of the Acadians.
Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
And so again it's one hundred years after his family
settled from France. So he was like, no, I'm not
pledging my loyalty, and also I'm not being sent back
to France. I'm not even really from there. So he
escaped to the woods at nineteen years old. While the
great deportation happens. He lives in the woods for eight years,
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moving around to escape from being captured, and.
Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
He lives in so he lives in the woods.
Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
He does end up getting married and having a baby,
and he was very uneducated, but he could foretell because
he lived in.
Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
The woods for so long the changes of the moon
to the.
Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Hour and make a lot of astronomical calculations with gray accuracy,
I guess because he lived in the woods for so.
Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Long, and so his parents.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
It doesn't show when they died, which means they for
sure died during the Great Deportation at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
And he was an only child.
Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
So if he had not escaped to the woods for
eight years when everyone else is being deported.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
And dying, then our bloodline would have been done in this.
Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Pierre out here, Shut up, Pierre.
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
So anyway, I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
I'm sorry if I bored you all with the history.
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
I like it interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Pierre was bad at.
Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I know Akkadians. Yeah, anybody have any other interesting ancestors.
Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Well, I mean, mine's real quick. I have done the
whole twenty three me thing. I've done the ancestry, I've
done all the DNA and it will tell you, like
what famous people you have the same DNA with? And
I think mine, uh, the out of all the cool
people on there had to be Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
So that's real. That's so cool. Yeah, we're like mega cousins.
We hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
I was told that we were related to Leonard Nimoy
aka Spock from Star Trek, but I don't know how.
I think it was my marriage and because everyone asked
me this and I think even Greg asked me this.
I'll just clear it up now so nobody has to
ask me in the future. My father, Steve Grad, is
not the same Steve Grad from Pond Stars.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
I don't think we're related.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Yeah, I did ask you that he is.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
My father was a sports broadcaster, not a not a
bond guy.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Like Greg, your family is so small, so tighty. What
are you down to. It's just your your mom and dad,
mom and one cousin. That's it. That's it. Cousin girl guy.
Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
Okay, kids, But he has a different name because he's
from my mom's side. He's not a gory, He's not
a yeah, he's realized an actual gory.
Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
The one that I don't know much about because my
parents are f O B fresh off the boat, so
they have a lot of ancient stories. But the one
that I read about that my dad wrote about was
how our last name used to be ivon Chenko and
they were the like the lords of this caviar empire
and then changed the name moved here.
Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
And why they change it?
Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
I know, why can't we go back and be part
of this empire? And then the only other tidbit was
My aunt, who lived in southern California, used to date
Carrie Grant.
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
That's all I know.
Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Wasn't he a confirmed bachelor? You know you're thinking of
Rock Hudson.
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
There were many of them in the closet Sea Mass Well.
Last name Davis, Yes, Sammy Davis Junior. He's your dad.
Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
That's not polish nonsense. But that's part of your name though, right, Yeah,
the name one famous one.
Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
My aunt is certain that we are descendants of unfortunately
Jefferson Davis, who was that leader of the Confederacy.
Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It could be, it could be what I've learned recently
about my my ancestor. But god, well that's about it.
I got defeated by you know folks back in the day,
and yeah, so on and so forth. Old. My granddad's
(01:23:37):
second cousin is gene Autry. Very that's on the text
that you were saying. You know, I'm just I'm looking
at sorry what yeah, I'm looking at the text. Uh,
let's see another one says here my family in England
married into William Shakespeare's family. Very cool. Just got done
going through our family tree and I found out the
(01:24:00):
Cassidy cool one for my third great uncle General John A.
Logan who enacted Memorial Day. He was a two star
general during the Civil War, senator and ran for vice president.
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Yeah, five oh five. In the movie Goodfellas, the character
that Samuel L. Jackson is playing was my great uncle.
He was also a bodyguard for Muhammad Ali. His name
was Stephen stax Edwards. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Six to six.
Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
My famous ancestor is Daniel Boone. Daniel Boone was fictional
ancestor on dad's side. Came to America on the Mayflower.
They are official Mayflower descendants. I think that's pretty cool.
Related to Rob Roy famous thief the Drink, Yeah, he
had a drink named after him and a movie.
Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
That's all I know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yeah right. My most interesting ancestor is Davy Crockett, says
the nine to two. I also thought he was fictional
here Crockett.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
My friend Crockett is also my friend as well.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
So I learned recently, Okay, and you know it's you
know it's bad. If I'm sitting there hesitating, going, man, yeah,
how bad could it be? Well, I learned it's it's
either my grandfather's grandfather type thing. I don't think it
goes that far back. I think it's my grandfather's uncle,
(01:25:30):
so that'd be my great uncle.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
How does that?
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
I don't know your great uncle uncle. Turns out he
was the grand wizard of the Western Pennsylvania chapter of
the klu Klux Klan. That's the next level to mine. Yeah.
And I was like, my dad told me this.
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I go.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
He's like, all right, so I learned something. He goes,
you did know about your grandfather?
Speaker 10 (01:25:54):
Like no, he goes, oh, okay, so grandfather's uncle, my
grandfather's uncle, so your great.
Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Grandpa's brother, great great uncle.
Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Yeah, nobody kept the like hood and cloaked.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And I know, I just I just heard about this.
I'm like, it's not mann Attic.
Speaker 13 (01:26:13):
Is it? No?
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Are you gonna let's see that Daniel Boone guy that
Samuel Jackson played, And good fella cool because I get
the guy who is the grand wizard wizard, not.
Speaker 9 (01:26:25):
Like in deep South Mississippi, where you know, you figure
out Western Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh area, the Insid chapter.
Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Grow up around that stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
Yeah, it was really into it, created it rhot.
Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
It's like the guy from It's like a guy from
Alaska buying a Tashiki like anything.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Part.
Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I really think they're something.
Speaker 15 (01:26:51):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Yeah, I told you it was bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
You delivered.
Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
You lose the segment on I'm sorry on behalf of
you know your ancestor family? Yeah, Jesus all the Woodies yeah,
eight seven four Woodie accumulated. The conversations show that some
Acadians moved to French controlled Louisiana and eventually got shortened
to Cajun from interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Interesting.
Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
Also a great question from the text, Sammy, would you
have been afraid of Pierre in the woods?
Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
Oh yeah, or would the bear?
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Yeah? Probably somebody killed that man.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Oh sweet, my mom is third or fourth cousins whatever
that means with Richie Valance. Oh yeah, rip, my famous
one is Barack Obama's mom. Wow, Elvis is a cousin
somewhere in my gene Pool says the five O nine.
There's a bunch of cool ones coming through.
Speaker 6 (01:27:50):
Someone says they're related to Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Oh yeah, it could be better thousand out there. Yeah, exactly,
that spur that s.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
It's the show. So we were talking about that camp.
The dudes can go to the man up right, Well,
this guy does not need to go there at all.
It's a guy in North Carolina. He stepped outside for
a smoke ended up in a full on deathmatch with
a rabid coyote.
Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
He saw it lurky in the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Try to scare it off with some rocks, but he
tripped and when he tripped, the thing pounced on him.
He was bit multiple times, but he didn't panic, and
he just went full savage. He grabbed the coyote by
the throat and choked it out. Yeah that's a real
man right there. He did the cops. He said, hey,
it's either him or me. The coyote later tested positive
(01:28:49):
for rabies, so now the guy's getting treated and he's
recovering at home.
Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Fun like damn. I mean, you've seen the videos where
the people are fighting kangaroos because the kangaroos going after
their dogs. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they stand because the
kangaroo stands up on their back legs the tail. Yeah jacked.
Or you hear about people they're swimming all of a sudden,
shark comes up. They say, you're supposed to put your
(01:29:14):
thumb in its eye. I mean, you know I'm gonna
lose them. I'm going to I'm gonna straight up lose
them and in a cloud of my own cocka like
squid do they released the ink? Yeah, and it's a blackout.
It'll be a brown out. Where did my lunch go?
That big blubbery mess was going to be my lunch?
(01:29:35):
Oh yeah, he left me in a cloud of coca.
Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
It goes back to that conversation, like when we were young,
you didn't care about swimming in lakes or or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
You had no fear.
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Now that's all you think about. It's swamp monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean sharks.
Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I don't really think about sharks and stuff as much
as I love to be in the water on a
beach vacation. I thought your most recent trip you did
kind of the last one. It well, the last one,
because I just read something about like colors of bathing
suits or something. I'm like, wow, all the bathing suits
I own are all the colors that they love the most.
Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Yeah, don't don't look like a seal.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it's exactly right. That's like I look at this
glovery seal like he looks really marbled. It's so good,
like a human rabbi. Now, here's one for the things
you didn't know could kill you. File Twenty six year
old guy in China he got parrot chlamydia. What that's
a real thing.
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Wow, I heard you get stuff from like monkeys, bears.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
He accidentally inhaled chicken poop. What And he showed up
to the hospital. He had a nasty cough, a high fever.
The doctor's figured out that it was parrot fever, which
is a rare illness caused by bacteria found in bird poop.
He had over ten pigeons at his house Sea bass
Uh with me, Well, no, I'm saying you were just
talking about dirty pigeons and they are filthy. Yeah, this
(01:30:53):
guy had ten of them at his house and he
apparently breathed in some chicken manure by accident, as you do.
They switched up his meds and within two weeks the
guy was back to normal. But FYI, parent fever is
popping up more lately. Outbreaks have been reported across Europe,
and it's not just parrots, chickens, pigeons, pet birds. They
can all carry it. So they say. The pro tip
(01:31:14):
here from the quote experts is to wear it is
to wear a mask. The next time you're hanging out
with a bunch of birds, I'll do that. Oka was everywhere.
Don't go anywhere near a Margaritaville, you, guys, Yeah, yeah,
exactly eight seven food. Send us a text over to
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Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Hey, Lucky Penny Days today, guys, Yeah, is Lucky Penny Day.
It is also National road Trip Day, which a lot
of people traveling from all that weekend, and it's a
see don't fry day? Does that mean like don't fry yourself,
like don't get or don't fry foods? Because very different
reaction based on what day. You know what we're talking.
(01:32:12):
I'm guessing I've got some birthdays and some port of
birthday coming up here in just a moment, first menace
with a little what's happening in the world of entertainment?
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Well, our legal.
Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
Best friend Sarah Jessica Parker claims that she reads up
to two books a day. Everybody doesn't, and people don't
believe her.
Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
They say, between that and pulling carriages through the park,
there's no way she has time for that much.
Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
That's a minute joke.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But her beauty on there.
Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
That would be the Woody Show. Yeah, but they say
she must be doing audio books. Have to read a book,
short stories or just straight up lies, people say. And
I was just thinking, I'm like, well if even if
it's audio book, let's say, the last book I did
in audio form was Joe Coy's book was eight and
a half out.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
She's well, she's I mean actress, and actresses read a
lot because they're constantly reading scripts and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
So I do believe this.
Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
So she has some kind of horse to it, and
she's worked that into a lot of sex and the
city of stuff like we get married to the public library.
Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
And don't you just love the smell of books. She's
really into that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
I like the smell of books. I don't like to
read them two per day. There's no way.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
All right, Well, I guess we'll just keep on calling
her a liar.
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Now your horse.
Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Of the Woody Show.
Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
At the Woody Show for all you surg fans, all right,
Miley Cyrus. You ever wonder why she has a raspy,
gravelly voice drinking, Well, she does say it has to
do with some partying and smoking. But she does have
a medical reason. She has something called Nicky's in media.
Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Medium? Can you read that?
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
What's to say?
Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
See?
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
He can't even do it.
Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Something, But she says that she can get surgery for it.
But she's too are raid that it will change your voice,
so she just leaves it how it is.
Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Yeah, but you're yeah, change your voice for the better? Really, Yeah,
you won't sound like a whiskey whore anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Is too risk?
Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I found the most unappealing volume. I don't I don't
like that rasp that raspy, deep like dude voice on Chicks?
Speaker 15 (01:34:18):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
I don't know. It's so it's so unappealing is why
I don't like? What's her face? Stevie Nicks, I have
that voice, cyrus voice. Yeah, sing that voice when she's singing.
Listen to it.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Now, let's go on to something that's very important, Red Lobster.
Now we we are rooting for Red Lobster to do well.
We heard they got this new young CEO and he's
going to be changing the game for them. But their
newest campaign is with Joey Fatone of in Sync. Now
love Joey Love in Sync. But I think this is
a bad move. Because they're celebrating the nineteen ninety nine deal.
(01:34:54):
Guys big and popular.
Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
Yeah, yeah, that was their year.
Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Prince. I don't I don't I really even know available
what this deal is because I looked it up three times.
Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
I don't really understand it. It says three core shrimp,
big deal. So I think you get just three different
shrimp in part of this meal. And it doesn't say
like it's endless or anything like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
That, but you get it for nineteen ninety nine, nineteen
ninety nine super Solid with the Cheddar Bay.
Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Biscuits three different.
Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
I mean it should be five different times for the
five members.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Ben saying about super Solid and a shrimp appetizer and
a shrimp entree with a side.
Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
But imagine being motivated to go to Red Lobster because
Joey Fatones.
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
You just didn't what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Saying, Like, they should do the Chili's move, and they
should have like paired with like some big TikToker. Just
have like some really cool item for a good price,
make an attractive price and leave it at that.
Speaker 10 (01:35:44):
Shout out Lobsterita, you should need the I don't know
the Joey Fatona, Yeah, I know, I'm sad, but Joe,
I still love you. Yeah, I want you keep the
cheese to the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Now, guys, we are
getting old because Ben Savage from Boy Meets World. We've
had a lot of Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Meets World news boy Meets World references lately.
Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
Yeah, he's having his first child, so we're old. Boy
Mets World, I didn't know, came out in nineteen ninety
three and lasted until two thousand, so it was on
the air for seven years.
Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
So a man well into his fort he's sending a
kid because I.
Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
Know I thought he would have had a kid like
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
The show started when they were in sixth grade and
then it went through college.
Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Oh they had the college years on that. Yes, oh
I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
There were many college years.
Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
No there It is okay cool, But yeah, he's having
a kid. I did love his brother show way better.
Oh the no the Wonder Years done.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Is Fred Savage? Okay, I thought you said Friends show.
Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Then he was in that show Friends from College.
Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
That was the best. Oh yeah that was good and
then all right I canceled it.
Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
Now SeaBASS, you can chime in on this, Singa Sizza says,
sounds like a tongue. She's actually calling out music and
pop culture, saying that they're glorifying dangerous drugs again making
making them very popular, like NOAs.
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Like yeah, whippets and leans specifically yeah, just saying that
you know, they're getting referenced way too much.
Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
To cloud gas. Whatever the hell galaxy gainst.
Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
Galaxy gas and these dangerous drugs are not good for
gen Z and Alpha.
Speaker 9 (01:37:25):
Shout out to frying brain cells. I know, dude, I
still see a ton of galaxy, not only the gathering
of the juggalos, but I see it anytime you're at
a jam band show. Be it the grateful, be it
fish widespread panic.
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
They love.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
There's dudes.
Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
Dudes roll up to those shows from the hood with
giant tanks and nitrous and it's just balloons everywhere, which
then I get thrown on the streak.
Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Of course they do, and so it's it's big. I'm
not just amongst gen Z, but amongst forty year old neurns.
I feel like every generation has had their warning about drugs, right, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
Just now stop making it cool.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Well, since I've spoken.
Speaker 15 (01:37:56):
Goat showy Shida, We're gonna sit pagday and you know
we don't Doday.
Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
I'm gonna start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Drew Carey,
the most boring host of the Price is ready, A
nice man, Terriblewle game show hosts sixty seven. Today you
got Jewel who is fifty one. Host and former Jeopardy
contestant and champion. Ken Jennings him is fifty one. Aaron Donald,
the retired three time NFL Defensive Player of the Year,
(01:38:29):
is thirty four today. Retired at thirty four with a
billion dollars on what that that would suck? H John
Benjamin who's the voice of Bob on Bob's Burgers, and
Sterling Archer on Archer is fifty nine. Ryan Coogler, who
directed the Black Panther movies and Creed, is thirty nine.
Melissa McBride, who played Carol on The Walking Dead, is
sixty today and she was Big Boo on Orange is
(01:38:52):
The New Black. Her name is Leah Delaria and she
is sixty seven years old. Today. Your pornod birthday is
Jillian Janssen and today's break the Girl. She's worked more
pipes than a city plumber in seven hundred and fifty nine.
Fine films including Wank My Wood Volume one. She was
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Speaker 6 (01:39:16):
One, probably during rem spring rub Springer.
Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Greg, here's one that you might like, perverted lesbian panty sniffers.
She was also in False Pregnancy Leads to True Cream Pie.
She was in Boned by the Butler Volume two and
who Can Forget Her? Unforgettab role and she divorced me,
so I banged her hot slutty attorney.
Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
You gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
That'll really show her. That's a Jillian Jensen who is
thirty years old today, and that your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday morning. Look what
is happening around the world of entertainment here on The
Woodie Show in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
The Woody Show, I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. And that's it for the week.
Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
All right, Well, we got.
Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
A very exciting weekend and next week very exciting with
the Woody Showed Disney Cruise to Alaska.
Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
So let's tell you what you can find real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com get caught up
and everything you missed of the week, but also today
the Friday Fail stories, the Dyq. We had the Redneck
News on there for you. Just go to the podcast
platform of your choice or find the podcast. You can
always get it just by going to the woodyshow dot com.
Monday's the holiday Memorial Day, so we won't be here
live for a couple of different reasons. Number one holiday,
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Number two is Mondays to day. We're getting on board
the Disney Wonder for the cruise to Alaska. But Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday next week we'll be on the boat and we'll
be at sea.
Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Tuesday, I think is a CE.
Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Day as well. Yeah, we'll have all the action from
what's happening on the cruise, tell you all about it,
give you more chances to win your Disney cruise, win
a Disney Alaska cruise of your own, a seven nighter
for you and up to three people. Today's keyword that
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all next week, including Monday, the day that you know,
Memorial Day. We're not even on live. Okay, good, We'll
still have a keyword for your chance to win. Anything
guy for us between now when we regroup here next week,
you can leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers
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eight seven seven forty four Woody and follow the show
as the adventure continues on social media. Find us there
at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please. Yeah, one can only hope that all our
anxiety burns calories. Yeah. Kind of like how I said,
if thinking about working huh yeah actually got you in shape,
(01:42:01):
I would be the most I would look like the
rock slender Man exactly. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this week. I'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it, enjoy your long three day holiday weekend, and
we'll catch back here next week. S MD double M bye.
(01:42:23):
Great Friday mother,
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