FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 9th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers & Jeers, News Headlines, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Today's Monday. It's June the ninth,
twenty twenty five, brand new week. Getting after it? We
are the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah after it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, Oh no, I have I had the wrong thing.
I was thinking about my the old program director we
had every time you talked, hey, how's it going, digging out,
digging out? We're digging out.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
But we had another one that was get after it.
Wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, get out, get after it?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
After it?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And also like get ready is another get ready and like,
oh dude, we're getting ready to get ready?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Get ready to get ready? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Get ready? Or oh yeah, how would you prepare? There
was just something we heard. It was like, oh and
I was telling you that author's meat to get ready? Yeah,
Like are you ready? Like how do you get ready
to concert or whatever? Well, you have your wallet, alec,
you have your phone or your computer set ready.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
To come into town? Get ready?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
One of you.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace Grants here there is
Sea Bass, so we got Morgan is taking your calls.
We got Sammy right here, We got bored who else
works in mend.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Guy at the front desk?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, Gilbert, Yeah, Gilbert, the phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. What he text us over to? Two
to nine eighty seven. All this week we're giving a
chance to win one of these very much in demand
Nintendo switch two's. Oh yeah, that everybody's been freaking out about.
You can win your Nintendo switch to on The Woody
Show this morning. We're gonna get into that met It's

(02:17):
gonna have some of the entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno Birthday,
some of the trending news headlines. That and more coming
up today on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Last week, Sea Bass had a clip in the Weekend
Review that woman with the sharks, Yeah, the shark whisperers,
shark whisper Yeah, ocean. What's her face?

Speaker 6 (02:36):
She swims and she goes up to legit dangerous sharks
and shows you that you can touch them sometimes.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, now there's something. There was a study published looking
at shark encounters in French Polynesia between twenty nine and
twenty twenty three, and they say that influencers are to
blame for the rise in shark attacks. There you go,
so people doing what this girl is telling you to
do exactly right. Found that about five percent of the
seventy four recorded bites were defensive, happening when sharks felt

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threatened by people trying to touch or ride them.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Even go near who the f a shark? Yeah, would
go near it.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
They say that many of these bites are not unprovoked attacks,
but reactions to being poked or grabbed by tourists and
influencers who are seeking dramatic photos. What a bunch of idiots.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Dude, French balls. That looks pretty cool though.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Let's go there and touch sharks. Yeah, see, I got
some bear and monkey news. Oh my. In Farmington, Connecticut,
a bear broke into a family's locked car and caused
major damage. The family sharing photos smashed roof, broken windows.
The bear got in by tearing through a door and
the roof even though the car was locked, and then
just ripped the car apart in the process. You ever

(03:54):
have you ever seen like the aftermath of like one
of these bears getting into a car?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Crazy like jos Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So yeah, the Connecticut bear population. You said about twelve
hundred and growing, and so there's been a lot more
bear sightings in they're telling people like, hey, you know,
don't need food and stuff out like your garbage cans
in certain areas, you got to do it where you
latch them. When we were in Alaska and Alaska the
same thing.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, And because it bears, definitely it's a mailbox as
a lock.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
A tiny black bear cub just two months old was
found crying alone in California is the Los Padres National Forest.
No sign of its months. I'll take it home, taking
to a wild life center. And it was weak but
needed some merging care. But I guess it's doing pretty well.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Little bit fair cubs are cuter than puppies, even I agree,
So damn.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And then I got some monkey news. Residents of the
Sullivan Ranch neighborhood in Florida, they have reported sightings of
a wild monkey roaming the area. Monkeys, by the way,
not native to Orda. You don't say this is a macaw.
And so these monkeys, I guess I've been around, but
uh observed near a retention pond backyards along this one

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particular road. And so the homeowners association they're putting these
warnings out like, hey, don't walk up to them, don't
try to feed them, don't try to capture them, because
you know, back to influencers and people doing things for
the GRAM and quickly not to do that. That's a macock.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Mac Oh yeah, what about mccoq allowed in Florida.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, you don't want to spank maccock. Yeah, My question
is spank the monkey.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Remember there was that story like in the past couple
of weeks of all those monkeys getting loose and they
only caught half of them. Has there been any updates?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I remember a kind of monkeys were those?

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, there are mccos I think maccox my lady mccock.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, no, and then yes, all of them caught. I
know they were maccocks though, Oh they wereis my cocks?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
And how do you say this kind of monkey? The capuchin?
This in Panama, some young male capuchin monkeys have started
kidnapping baby howler monkeys. Oh no, yeah. Capuchin's known for
being curious and playful, grab the tiny hower babies from
their moms and carry them around so traumatizing. They don't

(06:25):
seem to hurt the babies on purpose, but many of
the babies die because the capuchins can't feed the milk.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh yeah, the baby.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, just really weird behavior. So I guess even in
the even in the animal world, you know, just pranking.
Yeah right, just go around taking their babies, right, uh huh?
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number?
Text us over to two two nine eight seven? What
is weird? The Woody Show? And we are into another

(06:56):
new hour in sensitive be training for any politically correct world.
It's Monday morning. It's June ninth, twenty twenty five. I'm wody.
That's Greg gory h we got Menace, Gina grad is here.
Good morning, there's Sammy Morning. Sea Bass is here. We've
got Morgan. She's taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can set us a text over to two two

(07:18):
nine eight seven. Weekend cheers and jeers. Well start with Morgan.
How was your birthday weekend? And how are the How
are the UFC fights?

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Oh, guys, the fights were amazing, Yeah, some good one.
And then my birthday weekend was great. It was funny. Saturday.
Actually went to training and then I look out the
window and I'm like, who's that guy? I recognize him
and it's Vaughn Nice Von Von What happened to be
going next door to brunch? So I finished training and
went real.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
So you're inside of a gym fighting, yes, and bron
is like Von is tip toeing through the tulips to
brunch right right next door. I combined brunch.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
And yeah, yeah, man, I quit drinking. But God really
wants me to get drunk today.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
That's that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Von Howe's brunch.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
Oh we got so lit.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I saw some videos that look like it.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Question, is there a day, like do you ever give
yourself like a full day where you're either not drunk
in or high.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
I haven't had a tea break in a long time.
I don't drink that often, so maybe like once a
week I'll drink. But weed is every day, all day.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Every day. What's it?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
What's a tea break? I've not heard of that.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
A th HC break?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Sorry'm not cooler.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
It takes way too long.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Yeah, it's probably been like a few years since I've taken.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Like a week or so long that a week. When's
the last time you've gone a day without weed or alcohol?

Speaker 9 (08:49):
Probably being sick, like at some point in the last
like year or so.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Probably probably, I mean still remember, hey, what did uh Morgan?
What did the cabo do for your birthday?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
We went to get sushi? And then you know, he
actually took the day off on Friday from work, so
we can he.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Took the day off for your birthday.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
I know I didn't ask him to. He was like, yeah,
I'm not working today.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
That's so nice.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
And then you went for sushi.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Sushi. Yeah, I had a nice little nap on the
couchy like lasers.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
On the couch.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Did did he get you any gifts or anything?

Speaker 8 (09:25):
I mean, he paid for my sushi, but I.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Like, that's all.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
No card.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
He got me a card?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yes, so we got to end a perfect birthday. I'm
trying to argue for the ending of card culture. I
love card car such an obligation. I mean, is there
a gift card inside? You can get somebody a gift
and you could acknowledge their birthday via phone, call, text
or in person. But we need to end the whole
card thing.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
You're not going to send a gift to a random
friend of a card is all they need.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Unless the card has a gift card as a vest
of base.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Right now, yeah's your thing.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's like Celery, such a disappointment. Salery is only good
on it's a vessel for peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Doesn't have like a check inside, cash something.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Something otherwise it's useless. I love you too, Wow, Sammy
weekend cheers.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
And jeer my tears is to peacocks because I went
somewhere for lunch with.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
The actual peacocks, actual peacocks.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I want somewhere for lunch where the had wine and
other stuff.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
It's outdoors and they have peacocks that roam the property
and they are so pretty. When I was looking at it,
it looked fake when you see it in real life.
Their colors are so vibrant and bright, and all of
their feathers are so perfect.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
It's like damn, and did they like shake them?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Did you see?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, we're incorporating animals into everything. Now there's restaurants and
peacocks went around. There's goat yoga like people. There's cat
cafe cafe.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, but such a nice FEA who have peacocks in
their neighborhoods hate.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Them because they're they are loud.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah, I took a tour of way Noon's house once. Oh,
and I had a ton of peacocks on it. And
then there's peacocks outside on the other side of the
wall the fence of his house, and neighbors are complaining
about it, and he's like, Oh, those aren't my peacocks.
Those are the kids of my peacocks. Oh wow, responsibility,

(11:27):
don't responsibly kids?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
They were complaining about them.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
Your gear.

Speaker 10 (11:31):
My jeers is to a show called over Compensating on
Amazon Prime.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (11:37):
I don't know how I started watching it, but it's
about a guy who goes to college as a freshman
and he's gay, but he's in the closet and so
it's sort of like all the things that he's thinking
or thinks people are thinking about him, and he wants
to come out, but he's trying to pretend that he's straight,
and it's it's very strange and I didn't like it, but.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I can strange how like like a fever dreamt Like
you know, those shows were like that, Severn. Is this
supposed to be what's actually happening or is this what's
being imagined that has happening.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
Both it's what's happening and it's what he's imagining is happening,
and then it's also for whatever reason, in what's actually happening,
all the straight guys are like, hell yeah, get the
vagina tonight, like it's so vulgar.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Oh yeah, secret cameras where Woody and I are hanging out. Yeah,
we talked about hot chicks constantly, So it's like for
real's college Greg, Greg and.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I do that because there are those dudes who everything's
got to be like cold beer, hot ship, Yeah, bro,
high five man. Or that's why my whole sixty nine
joke comes from, like, oh yeah, sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Just over the top?

Speaker 9 (12:43):
Are we that?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Are we that excited about sixty nine?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Or the one actual I heard from a mutual friend.
I love going to the movies. The only thing better
than going to a movie is going to a movie
with a hot ship. Yeah, it's like eighties.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I personally said that, Yeah, this show ye over compensating.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
It's called over compensating. Yeah, and I hated it, but
I couldn't stop watching it. It was one of those
I was British no.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Men's weekend cheers and jeers, so I was kind of
like Vaughn and I just hit hit the vappen all
weekend and built Legos and I became like so addicted
because on Friday I bought a Lego set and then
I finished it and.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
I was like, oh, I need another one. So I
had a door dash in my house across one thousand
dollars away.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
You door dashed a Lego set. Yeah, you could already
bother to go get it.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Because yeah, I'm not going to drive so responsive.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I never heard of door dashing non food items.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
And then.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Welcome, Okay, I'm here.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
At the same time, I was watching a bunch of
comedy as I watched THEO Vaughan watched, Oh, Shane Gillis
has a TV show called Tires that's on Netflix. That
was really good.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
That pretty good.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
And then also I watched to Dale Earnhardt documentary.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Must have been high.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
Yeah it was really cool.

Speaker 9 (14:06):
And then.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
You're aware of Amazon. Have you heard of Amazon?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Amazon discovered a year?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Ah, but if you.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Want things faster, you can door dash it. And then
so I think my jeers was I ran out of
Legos because every day I stopped started buying a new set.
And I think you know how you always say I
get fixated on. I was just gonna say yeah, and
then I'm just like wow, in this series of seids,
there's ten and I've only completed five.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, f one, so you know, okay, F One's another
example something that Medas has been come fixated on. But
even we'll go back over the years that we've known Menace,
it's usually around food. So he'll get like stuck on
a particular like I like chicken, right, but everything's chicken,
and he goes to the same chicken spot multiple times

(14:57):
in the day. Wow, he'll do that for weeks. And
then he's off that. Yeah, and he's onto the conveyor
belt sushi place and he goes there multiple times in
a week. But I know he does that for weeks
on end.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
I always need to complete something.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
And then he and then he gives up on that
and becomes something else. Now, on the cruise that we went, like,
he brought legoss packed built them, and he and dumbass
Tyler were building lego sets in the bar the crew
in the bar on the cruise. Where are these lego sets?
I thought they bought him on board or in one

(15:33):
of the ports. No, they packed them.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Now that wasn't my idea to bring in on the cruise,
but I said, you know what, I'm down.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Okay, Well so now he's obsessed with the legos and
then you ended up giving those two to the bartender
and he almost cried. Oh so you think he still
has him or do you think he just pretended to
be excited.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
He was excited, got kind of emotional about it. Yeah,
because he was telling us like he was from a
really part, the really poor part of Mexico, and he
didn't have toy when he was a kid. It got
into like this really emotional story. I'm like, oh damn.
I didn't really it was gonna be that big a deal.
I thought you're like, hey, this would be something cool
for your your cabin on board.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
So the years the jeers that you ran out of Legos?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Yeah, yeah, Well because by Sunday I was on my
third set and like, wow, I just don't have enough
time to do more. I have five more sets to
do and then there's like there's like three more after
that and then I could probably be done unless if
I move on to another series.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Are you going to be displaying never anything?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
No, no them.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Greg would be so disappointed on average, how long does
it take to do one?

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Well, here's the.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Freaking thing, right, they're different. There's different sizes and pieces.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
They're all the same size, greg, they all look the same,
but what you're doing. Yeah, so they're all the f
one sets are about thirty bucks each and uh, but
they're all built different, which upsets me because I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna I can bang there built different every little
like peace and Break, it's like not built the same,
like the sides of the cars and all kinds of.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
It's like starting over each time. There's a loss of memory.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
But isn't it doing it? Have the fun?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Yeah, yeah, So it's not like you want to rush
through it. Oh I want to see how fast I
can complete it? Yeah, like that one pit stop. Wait,
going back real quick to the Dale Earnhardt thing. Okay,
so I know he's an incredible driver, everybody loves him,
but like this guy pretty much just did the pit
maneuver on everybody constantly. So if you don't know, if

(17:32):
you don't know what the pit maneuver is, it's like
police do it and police chases where they just like ta, yeah,
they tapped the back of people's cars and spin him out.
He was doing that all day on the track, like
at two hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Right, Yeah, he's a really good card player. He counts cards.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I don't know, But was that? I mean, I don't
know how racing works. Is that against the rules? Do
they have penalty flags? I mean it's because you would
think you would have been disqualified so too.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
They didn't really get into it because his son was
the one that made the documentary, so he's not going
to make his dad look terrible. But yeah, but like
the I would think he would get kind of banned or.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
All's say, hold on, suspended, hold on, because it's going
to pick up everybody else's words. Hold on one second.
Is pitting somebody illegal in Nascar?

Speaker 7 (18:22):
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Let's see it was wild, it says, Nope, Pitting someone
in Nascar is not illegal per se. In fact, the
bump and run, a mild version of pitting, is kind
of a legendary move in Nascar lore.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
There you go, bump and run if you.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Mean pitting, like spinning another car by tapping the rear
quarter panel, blah blah blah. Then it's not explicitly banned,
but look thinks it was intentional, dangerous or egregious, they
can't indue penalized drivers for it anything from position drops
to fines and suspensions.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Okay, so it could just be an accident that much.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
He was doing it on purpose, So you give it
a nice name, like the bumping run, the bump and
the run. That's a pity. A little bumping run.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Just a little bumping run.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
He was bumping and running all day.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I'll share. I'll share a cheery and everything kind
of ties together in a weird way. Cheer is that
I got to fly with my son for the first time.
I took him with me.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
How did that count?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
It was great?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
And part of my thought process on this was exposing
and I always try to expose, you know, the kids
two different things to hopefully maybe inspire some kind of
like interest or passion, you know, because I've seen so
many kids at the flight school, and there's one kid
who just turned seventeen, and you can't get your license
until a certain age or whatever. But like he did

(19:50):
all the training beforehand, so the minute he was the
old was old enough. He got all his licenses and
his ratings and everything else. Boom boom boom knocked him
all out. And this kid's gonna going to the airlines.
So this kid by twenty three is probably gonna be
working for an airline. Wow, you know, which is insane.
But like, as a parent, you're always trying to expose
you know, your kids to different things. Try out soccer,

(20:12):
try out this thing. Try Have you tried playing an instrument?
Have you tried different things, just to try to like
see what they're they take all if that happened. But
he really had a good time and it was cool
for you know, me to be able to share, you know,
what I'm doing with him.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Right, And now my daughter wants to go, which I'll
take her at some point.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
So there was that, And then my jeer in general
is just to parenthood because again, parenting your kids. You
can love your kids and hate being a parent because
the parenting is hard, and when you have to make
decisions and you have to do things, and you know,
things that aren't fun, Like nobody wants tension in the house,

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nobody wants to punish anybody, Like nobody gets excited about
Oh may I get to take something really cool? Away
from my kids because you're not. That part sucks because
like I had such a great day just in general
with myself. I took them a hammer and nails. Wow,
we got haircuts.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I got them.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I got them as first like pedicure, which you know,
was worried it is gonna turn him gay, but I said,
no worry, son, you done it. Look at me.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
We love.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Then we went out for like pizza after we had
a great day. We had a great day, but then
there's this thing hanging over where there's still like you know,
the faw in the aftermath. I was trying to show
them like, hey man, this is what life could be
when things when you just do what you're supposed to
do and you know you're you're you're being responsible and
making good decisions, Like this is how I want things
to be.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Did that come up or it never?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
No, that's what I said. I say that is part
of the conversation. Yeah, but man, it just brings back
being a parent really blows because the older they get,
they say, the bigger the kid, the bigger the problems, right,
because they can become more serious issues or more complicated
things other than somebody took my toy and I was
playing with it first and oh boy like, but when
they get older, it's it's it. There was things, And

(21:58):
so I figure, and this goes back to another cheer
that I have. I figure that there's enough hard things
that you have to deal with in life that I
don't want to make things any more difficult than they
need to be. And I've told this before. I'm a
man of convenience. So I've been thinking about something for
a while and I made an executive decision over the weekend.
I already started acting on it. But and I don't

(22:20):
know who this person's gonna be at, but I have
decided that I'm going to be hiring another person for
the show, somebody on my own payroll, somebody who I
hire and pay on my own They're not gonna be
an iHeart employee, but this person is going to do
all that garbage that I get here at one thirty
in the morning for that. I'm here two and a
half three hours before everybody else, well not everybody, Sammy,

(22:43):
but I'm here two and a half three hours for
anybody who's not a producer on the show arrives. And
they can people come in like they grabbed their coffee,
and there I hear the people talking to other people,
and I go, why am I here three hours?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Right?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Good question?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
And so yeah, because but no one needs it's how
it's how things get done.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So anyway, I decided enough of that, I'm going to
hire somebody to do that so that I can come
in closer. Not and maybe exactly when everybody else is
getting but like you know, maybe two hours later than
that I've been getting in.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
That would be a game changer.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It life is difficult enough in other ways, and quite frankly,
I think my time can be better used in other ways.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
And also hopefully you'll change your perspective because you would say, oh,
what difference is one hour? It's a huge difference, huge difference.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I said that based on the fact that I was
getting one extra hour, and then I went back to
getting one less hour, and I didn't notice much of
a difference, because I.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
Two hours, two.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Hours can be big. That's that's a cheer. So I
have some I have some people in mind, it's not
a full time position. It's just like for a small
handful of hours in the morning, they'll be gone by
this point in the day and then that'll be it.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Wow, good, that's good.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, so that'll leave. That'll leave so much more time
for activities. Is the call number? Get ready to call,
and I'm gonna give you. I don't know how we
want to do this. Do we want to do it
this way? We're giving away a Nintendo switch to yaheeze.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Some people want those.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's been impossible to get. Mena said he went by
a target. Oh my god, there was a display at
target set up. It looked like a tornado ran through it, tsunami.
It was just destroyed. And I don't know if you've
seen the videos online and the people who are camping out,
they're waiting out trying to buy this a Nintendo Switch
to it's such a hot item. I went on and
I bought one. I got my hands. I overpaid for it.

(24:35):
But to give it away on the air because I
know how much some people listening to the show really
want one, And so we're gonna give you a chance
to win one and quite frankly baiting you to listen.
That's how this works, right, That's how this long game works.
So the impossible to get item can be yours if
you have the correct answer for impossible trivia. I will

(24:55):
give you an impossible trivia question. You have to be
the first person with the correct answer, and if you
can do that, you're gonna be the winner.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
So I'll throw out a question. First person with the
correct answer that I'm looking for will be the winner.
So you can call. Now, let's get some people lined up.
At least they have them lined up. Morgan, eight seven
seven forty four, Woody is the phone number. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Let's get lined up and
get ready to win an Nintendo Switch to the impossible

(25:24):
to get item with some impossible trivia cork. So that's
the way I like it.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
To say, corksuckers our for not made.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I like to soaker the biggest dick cars.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
While you are soaking at the cark, you can also
massage at the.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Great the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
All right, So I'm gonna give you the impossible trivia question.
First person with the right answer is gonna win a
very much in demand, almost impossible to get Nintendo switch
to console.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Hell yeah, I've secured one for you, the Woodie Show listener.
And each day this week you've got a chance to
win one the question today, impossible trivia question, first person
the right answer eight seven seven forty four Wooding. According
to a recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've
done this gross thing in a public pool? What is it?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. Already have that. Some people on the
phones all lined up and did that during the break,
because I think it's going to take at least a
few okay, okay to get through it. It is called impossible trivia.
I'm looking for a specific answer here. According to a
recent poll, eight percent of people admit they've done this

(26:47):
gross thing in a public pool?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Let's say hi to Shad, Hey, good morning, Shad, Shad, Dad,
good morning morning. All right, so what is your guests?
We've got to try to go with the obvious, and
uh is the answer pee in the pool? No, it
is not. He Let's go to Brady, good morning, Brady, Hey,

(27:11):
good morning. All right, So somebody already guess P is
not pe. But according to a recent paul, eight percent
of people admit they've done this gross thing and a
public pool. What is it?

Speaker 11 (27:22):
You blown your nose?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Blowing your nose.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Blowing your nose into the water. Rocket, it's not rocket
in the water.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
That's always fun.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
That is correct, Not as impossible as I thought.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, and I think it's way higher than eight Joel, Well, again,
this is something sexual.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Eight percent of people admit they've done this gross thing
in a public pool, and it is blowing their nose
into the water. I mean, what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I mean you've done it, Greg, I think I have
in high school when I was on the swim team.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's the last time.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Why would I do that now? No, because there's a pool.
There's a thing called legs. You can walk out of
the pool to get assue, to do whatever, to grab
a towel. Yeah, no, I don't do that in my
own pool. Maybe in your pool. I've done it in
my own pool. No, I haven't done it in mine.
I've done it.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Disgusting That stuff floats around. It's gross, dude. You know
you know what else that Chloren can knock out. It's
all good beauty. See it floating around. Not worried about that. Wow,
I'm more grossed out by the idea like somebody peeing
in a pool than I am about somebody really.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Great, because I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to
see it floating.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's one part per billion basically.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, Brady, congratulations, you are the winner here on Impossible Trivia.
Second call in all right, well Brady, hang on one second.
We will get all of your information. You want yourself
the brand new Nintendo switch to and we've got another
one that you can win tomorrow morning. Here on the
Woody Show. They've been they've been popping up, like somebody

(29:11):
said that their best buy. They were out of the weekend.
They had a few of them sitting there.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Oh really maybe they had some backstock that they put out.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I don't know. Hey, an update here ed the zebra
was captured yesterday. He's at pet zebra that went missing your.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Nashville last week.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, and he was out on the loose.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
The Sheriff's department posted a video of a helicopter airlifting
him to a horse trailer that was waiting to take
him home. Yeah, looks like swallowed like Yeah, they picked
him up in a helicopter.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah my god.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Meanwhile, another zoo, new a Zoo in Wisconsin has an
update about an otter named Louis that escaped in March.
He's been spotted a few times and it seems like
he's doing fine out on his own. The zoo announced
that he's made the decision to be a wild otter,
so they've called off the search. He's free.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
You can go where you don't need you.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean you think after zoo life, they wouldn't be
able to handle himself. Well, you know what, that's a decision,
he you know, I mean, it's his choice. They can
they can you can only offer Hey, you can live
his choice, right, Yeah, we can take care of you healthcare, food. Yeah,
you get all this attention from adoring fans to come
and see for his freedom.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And so if you happen to just get eaten alive
in the wild, I guess that is on you, mister otter.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
It's the circle of life.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah. In Wisconsin, what kind of I mean otters? What
kind of environment do they live in?

Speaker 5 (30:38):
I know, water?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Don't I know that do they need? Because Wisconsin, I
mean obviously you know, lakes and things like that, big
lakes like but like the lakes will freeze, Yeah, of
course they do. I can can be running into some
trouble at some point, like now it's fun.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
That's a winter problem, right.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
I think of them as more ocean animals instead of
lake animals.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well, it's a thick fur keep and and a lot
of body fat keep them warm even in icy water.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
So he might make But.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
If it freezes over, yeah, then you're just walking around.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Have you ever seen the alligators? What happens when when
the water freezes over?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
They don't they go frozen with their little noses.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, they're smart enough that they keep their nose just
above the surface. They're below the surface of the ice frozen,
but their nose is sticking up above the surface and
it freezes all around them.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
The videos are wild, and they're.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Fine because they're cold blooded and everything else. They're just
chilling under the ice. They're not going anywhere. Their body
goes into some kind of like.

Speaker 13 (31:40):
Hibernation, but like a sleep mode on. Yeah, they're like
so claustrophobic. They're like in power saving mode. Yeah, it's
it's pretty weird. Like somebody, you know, there are a
bunch of videos.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
You can see this one guy I saw with the video,
you know, he's they're music explaining the whole thing. About
how they're perfectly fine and what will happen is that
just wait until it breaks up around them and then
and then just go about let's go about gatoring.

Speaker 12 (32:03):
Yeah yet text here from the seven to one saying
married with shouldern is on Hulu.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Guys, Hell, yeah, dude, I just saw Bud Bundy was
doing a signing me sweet no the.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Sun Bud Bundy. Sorry, David Faustino, look at that.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Recall that's not the hardest thing in the world. Wouldn't really.
I grew up on that show. That's a great show.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Was it not available to stream before?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (32:41):
I watch it on YouTube, But they wouldn't have the
intro song on there, which is.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I mean, got you in the mood? The show's come
and go on all the different streaming services, Like I
used to know where Fraser was. Now it's like, oh boy,
I believe in Seinerfeld started on one and ended up
on another.

Speaker 14 (33:01):
One.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
That always happened.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, they duggle along. I did see something over the week.
This past weekend was the fortieth anniversary of The Goonies
being released in theaters. The fortieth anniversary. That's the last
time I saw it was in the Yeah really, yeah,
so good.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I should try to rewatch it.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
There's a special edition VHS of The Goonies where they
have the squid in it or the octopus. Huh so yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh that's right because version that they deleted. It was
never in the theatrical release, right, and then there was
a special edition that I think came out like on
a VHS at one point and then it went away
and you haven't been able to see it in the
great cover. Yeah. And then because yeah, if you if

(33:48):
you actually look at the poster, the movie poster for
the Goonies, apparently the squid is in there.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
I think it's octopus. Is it a squid?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
What's the difference. I don't know. I'm asking honestly, I
don't really know.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
They're shaped different, Yeah, they're shaped differently.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
The octopus has the eight what do you call them
tentacles that come out. The squid is more like all
their technicals are coming straight out as opposed to the sides.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Yea, I s But yeah, towards the end when they
find the pirate ship, like somebody falls in the water
and then this squid or octopus comes out and they
they fight that. But that wasn't in the final movie.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, they did a couple of different versions of the
movie poster. One is like they're kind of hanging from
like this like looks like a vine kind of thing.
And then they did another one where they're all like
kind of sitting on top of like one on Willie's Treasure,
you know. But then there was another one apparently oh
that had like the squid was it? So it didn't
make any sense because people like, what the hell is that?

(34:50):
But that was just seeing that they had they filmed. Yeah,
and then it never made it into the actual movie. Damned.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
I had no idea. I've seen the movie a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Because that would be the silly part, bunch of kids
going down and almost getting killed by the Fortelly's.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
So when I google goony squid, yeah, the video pops
up and it says the Goonies Octopus deleted scene.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Ocopus. It was but forty years ago. This past weekend
is when Goonies hit theaters. We should get a goony
on nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Remember the house went up for sale just recently. Yeah,
should have bought it for the show.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, I I did see a video of the woman
I think it just got sold. The breaking bathhouse in Albuquerque.
Oh yeah, I was not fortunate for the woman was
such a rag.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
She was she want pizza thrown at the roof.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
But I said no because it goes beyond that. She
I saw a video where she's sitting in the front yard.
There's a fence up so people can't even get close enough.
But she's sitting in the front yard just waiting for
people to come by so she could tell them to leave.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh, so she's just an old Karen.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, it's an old rag. I see you next Tuesday,
right on Tuesday. And people like, well, I'm just a
really big fan because you and everybody else. Yeah, how
dare Well it's the famous house special TV. Like, you
agreed to let them film what you happen? You made
good money off of that, I'm sure exactly.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
So did we see how much of the soul for
let me see.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I don't know. There's part of the internet for that
we can find out.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
You look that up.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, the Herman million what that nothing little house?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
The people in the neighborhood got to be psyched for comps.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
The p Wee Herman documentary is streaming now too.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I watched that.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
My wife watched that. She thought it was said it
was so sad. It was, it was really good.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
He was basically a hoard or too Max is on
Max HBO pe.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Wee Herman himself or as him as himself. The interesting
thing about that is they were saying how he knew
he was dying, Like he knew he was sick and
he wanted to do this documentary, but anybody involved in
nobody doing the documentary knew anything about it. He kept
he kept that part of secret while he was doing
all this like tell all stuff, which was a pretty recluse,

(36:59):
not reclusive, but he was a pretty private guy.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yeah, and he also trusted nobody, so he was like
really trying to control every single like part of it. Yeah,
and that becomes part of the documentary where he's going
back and forth with the director on like how things
are done. And then eventually yeah, and then eventually he
just like spoiler, he quit doing the documentary. But just

(37:22):
before he died, he recorded some audio that you could
use for it.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, the day before he died. Yeah, yeah, the day before.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
He doesn't sound sea. That's so weird. I've seen videos
where it's a video of a person like there's a
story about oh so and so died. It's a post
that they had on social media the day before, and
when I watched it, I go, dude, so weird to
think that less than twenty four hours later this person
would be gone. Ye, and not like they were murdered gone,

(37:50):
but like they just died.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah, from you know, I think the same thing, Like.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
That's so weird to hear that day have any kind
of inkling whatsoever? Right, they wouln't because the would probably
post that in their video.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Hunh, Right, Like today's my last dy?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Why I die to this person?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
You heard them?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Eight seven seven forty four. You could text us over
to two two nine eight seven. We'll be right back
play The Woody Show. Will be right back, The Woody Show.
And what about the trending news headlines for this Monday morning, Jinagrad.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yeah, well, there was chaos on the Vegas Strip last
night right in front of the Bellagio. Cops have confirmed
that two people are dead after shots were fired. Someone
caught the whole thing on video too. A woman confronts
a guy he sidesteps their whips, had a gun and
start shooting at someone off camera. Some other people say
they could see the bodies outside their hotel window, but
cops were on it pretty quick. Rumors flew about an

(38:46):
active shooter and evacuations, but cops say the situation is
under control and they're still investigating. Really rough stuff.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
I just read update that the victims knew each other
and there was some kind of social media beef.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Social media beef can great? Can you imagine dying over
a social media beef for a post?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Can't even imagine punching over a social media beef.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Comment?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Social media? Well okay, so I heard the term YouTuber
over the weekend and it just got me thinking, right,
like YouTuber, podcaster. This is such a low barrier the entry. Yeah, anybody,
like anybody. It's not an impressive thing to throw out
YouTuber or podcast or literally anybody.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Oh I find it to meeting when people ask me
if I am one, Like literally anybody can do that. Now,
there are a handful of people who yes, mister beasts, right,
you would say YouTuber, right, yeah, okaying things like that
or podcast okay, so Joe Rogan. But then there's everybody else.
And also what got me thinking about that is that

(39:51):
out of the whatever. We always brag about millions of
podcasts that are available on the iHeart platform. Right, yeah,
we're number forty five. Yeah, huh what does that say?
Or and awesome? Like what does that say? Out of
the millions, we're number forty five.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
It's pretty crazy, like.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
More fun but right, but let's be serious, number forty
five out of the millions. Really, it's not impressive because
any but literally anybody can do it.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Yeah, big deal, I would argue, though, I mean, SeaBASS,
you are a YouTuber though, yes, I mean right.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I would say, but it's such a luck level. What
are you say, it's such a low bar. It's a
meaningless title.

Speaker 7 (40:29):
I say, you can call yourself a YouTuber if you
can financially support yourself.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I would say, never call yourself that because it sounds
like you're a twelve year old.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Well, and that's who wants to be YouTubers, right, yeah. Well,
Protests got crazy in Los Angeles after ICE agents arrested
over forty people, including some children apparently but you know,
with their parents, during immigration enforcement over the weekend. Demonstrators
flooded the streets, block traffic, got into it with the cops.
There was even tear gas and flashbanks, some injuries. Car

(40:57):
got set on fire.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
President Truima to see, like, yeah, anything, because it's defenseless.
That's why these are bullies right well.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
President Trump called the protest lawless and ordered up to
two thousand National Guard troops to be deployed, while marines
on standby. But people like Governor Gavin Neussom and LA
Mayor Karen Bass, they pushed back hard. They called the
response unnecessary. Local cops closed roads and one major freeway
and more chaos likely coming today as well.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, I mentioned this earlier, Like the people who are
setting fires or burning the Waimo car to the ground
or looting, there's been some of that blocking people who
are there to protest what this protest is actually about.
That's fine, everybody's on board and you can do that. Yeah,
and like, okay, people are going to be open to
your message, not when you're blocking freeways, not when you're

(41:46):
burning things down. Now, I'm not saying that those people
are the ones who are doing it, but if you
are one of the legit protesters and you're not turning
on and going after the people who are doing those things,
who are taking away from your message. I guess who
gets the photo graphing the news in the video.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
So if you're allowing it under the guise of oh, well,
they're for us and they're for are, no, it's making
you look.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Bad, right, it's hard to support.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, So you need to turn on the people who
are causing destruction and doing those other things for the
good of your cast. Cause, Yeah, to get people to
actually hear you, because otherwise people turn click off.

Speaker 15 (42:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Oh they're just yeah, they're just jerks. People hit up
the movie theaters this weekend to see from the World
of john Wick Ballerina, and it was a solid debut,
but only good enough for number two on the list.
As a write up in Variety puts it, Ballerina didn't
inspire much of the John Wick fan base to get
off the couch, but it was good enough for the
second slot. People still all about Lilo and Stitch.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
Yeah, yeah it was this week Yeah adults.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Number three is Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning, followed by
Karate Kid Legends and Final Destination Bloodlines that rounded out
the top five.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I haven't heard much about this. Karate Kid Legends not
a thing. Yeah, huh, yeah, I thought it was like
a yeah, yeah, came out. It's got Raf Macho and
yeah Jackie Jackson Chan.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
And you'd think with the crazy takeoff of the series
that this would have been a bigger deal. But literally heard, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
It came out, and I remember seeing a couple of
things from the premiere and then nothing. You haven't heard
anybody talk about it. I've not heard one person even
in the hallways here mention it.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
You got Lelo and stitch Man, like, I've heard people.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Talking about the Final Destination, which I want to watch.
I've never watched any of that. I told you, I've
never watched any Do.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
You have to watch him in order?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Does it matter? Probably not. It doesn't seem like something
that you got to keep up.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Well, I understand it if I haven't seen what.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Therefore, what's happening here?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Well, here's the latest from the Diddy trial. The prosecution's
latest last major witness, rather, who they call Jane, came back.
Friday had had more to say about the drug fuel
days long hotel nights with sex workers. She described Combs
forcing her to have unprotected sex with a bunch of
people while he watched and ignored her. When she asked
to stop.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
What is his trial over?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Well, I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Tell you, and you know, everybody getting burned out from.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
I mean, it seems like it's the same story everything,
right exactly. He was wearing a mask and he was
in the corner with lock him up.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
For life and call it. Witnesses who've already testified have
describing forced into these acts. We've heard that had their
passports taken, being intimidated, including a gunpoint by Ditty. The
defense claims the relationships were consensual and argues these women
just want money and revenge. But the judge, not playing
around Warren Diddy to stop nodding at the jury, does

(44:30):
not like that during.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Testimony at them.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
If you're wondering when this will be.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Over, thank you?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
When's that at least into next month? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (44:40):
I have this weird feeling that he's not going to
get really charged of anything.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Really, I think there's too much.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Well, okay, the ages charges, cashual charges are the trafficking stuff.
If he's going to be a sex freak, Okay, another moment,
that's not the that's not the charge.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
That's being a sex freak, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Okay, So I had heard late last week that this
was the final like last week was the final week
for the prosecution to make their case. And then I
guess now Diddy's guys they have their chance now. But
who knows how long that.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Goes on, so at least in the next month. Well
besides the Ditty trial, you know what else never ends?
Basketball and hockey. Kids are out of school and we're
still watching winter sports. In the NBA Finals, the Thunder
beat the Pacers last night to tie the series at
one game apiece. Game three is Wednesday night in Indianapolis,
and in hockey, the Oilers and the Panthers are tied

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at one game apiece after another overtime game.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Game three of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight in Florida.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I would love to see Connor McDavid go his entire
career never winning a thing. I hate him, I have
no This is one of those unjustified hates.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Everybody's got one, right, Like whoever this is, I mean
the world of hockey. For me, it's it's Connor McDavid.
Like he is a great player. I can't argue that,
but like it's weird shoden Freud, like like watching them lose,
or like last year when they fell short and he
was devastated and crushed, like I.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Enjoyed it so much, so much joy, devastation.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
He hasn't won anything, but people put him in a
conversation with the all time great? Is he the greatest
player to ever played? It's like, well, he hasn't won
anything yet. Case when you compare him to like a Gretzki,
ly to Crosby, Huh, gret Ski never won? Yeah he did,
didn't think he didn't. How many cups?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
How many Stanley Cups?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
The Kings, right, Yeah, I don't think he won Menace four.
They can't be can't on the Kings. He never won,
that can't. That's all he cared about.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Yeah, I forgot, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I forgot.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
No, I forgot. He was on the Oilers.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Okay, that's man. He had me upside down. There's no way.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Never anything.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
You never won on the Kings. That's what's going on.
Thank you, comically large, it's disgusting. The Woody Show. Our
weekend cheers and jeers, and we'll start with uc Bass.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Well, cheers to.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Medical science, especially you got your hair back.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Let's let's not forget that.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
When Samy was new here, this whole, this whole balderdash
was brought up and ran her fingers through my hair
because she wasn't you know, prudgen of that time. Yet
it feels normal, regular, nothing, that she was.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
In her nice stage and she was and people used
to say like, oh, you're not fat, woody, spoiled.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Yeah, but no, I went to I finally went to
see a cardiologist after my heart episode where I was.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Went to the emergency room.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
They did the whole E K G E c G
where they basically sonogram your heart what E KG and
an e c G where they take the wand with
the gel.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
And they put you on anxiety meds because your heart
is perfectly fine and you just worried yourself been there.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
But see, that's the thing is I'm not worried, and
I know.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I wasn't either.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I woke up in the middle of the night for
no reason and I'm going my heart's going one to
forty subconscious anxiety.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It's the weirdest thing because like, there is nothing going
on in your life where you're outwardly or consciously stressed
about anything, but for whatever reason, you have these things.
And then when you notice your heart's going like that.
That makes you anxious. But I don't have these things.
It's a one off thing, okay, And.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Then why did you go to the cardiologists to make
sure it wasn't a one off thing?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
But that's the anxiety.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
But my dad had a stint put in a year
several years ago, so it's possible. But yeah, heart a
billion percent healthy. The heart monitor that I wore for
two weeks said yep, he said, this is literally the
most boring thing I've ever seen. You haven't missed a
beater as heart of course, so dumb, so they are.
So they think it's just sleep related. So it's again,

(48:58):
I gotta retire. This is there. So there's a theory
that like you only because I talked to the sleep
nurse about this and she said, yeah, I used to
work mornings and it was just it killed me.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
She said.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
There's there's certain people that it's like it's much like wrestling.
Port Yeah, they say, they say, like you can you
can take let's say, ten thousand bumps, so they call
them in wrestling, you know, falling on the mat or whatever.
And after a while you're just done and that's it.
And I think can't do anymore. I may have had
twenty years of early mornings and that's just it.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So we'll see. But jeers to the lud Heites out there.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Menace you know that word, right, people who are on
the wrong side of history, on the wrong side of technology.
I was in a wonderful Waimo driverless car, which I
said I said before are fantastic, and there's two or
three way moss and I see there's little bit of
a snag. So I'm We're on a side street and
there's two lanes of parking on the street and it's
a little snaggy up front. I see the guy in
front of me in a priest by the way gets

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out and starts beating on the Weimo, oh my god,
stuck a couple of cars ahead and the WAYMO. It's
very funny because they have a little they have a
little thing on top that shows like, what what's your
name is?

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
A little display, yeah, a little like yellow trial, all art,
all art, all art. The hell I am being attacked.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
This is what makes me sad about society.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
A little monkey, this little puss is just like kicking
on the way though, because it's it's stuck because there's someone.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
In front of it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
What were you saying about, like Pixar movies have changed you.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I blame Disney and all of its wonderful offerings because
all these inanimate objects with feelings. Now I'm like, don't
hurt the baby, waymot.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
That's what I was thinking, But help me attack exactly.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
But it was so bad it makes me depressed because
I'm like, here, we are trying to make society better.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Wait, the driverless cars will say thousands of lives per year,
that is that is intersputable.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Then we just have moron idiots.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
It's because and this guy was in a Prius, which
by the way, had not one but two Bernie Sanders
stickers on it, and he's out here violencing, and he's
a puss.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Because he would never do that to a car with
a driver.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Exactly if if it was some it was some cab
driver that was lost or a uber driver that was lost,
he would never get out and whale on that because
he's a little.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Weasel and a little wiener.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
So yeah, jeers to you, sir, and all you people
who rail against technology. That's just trying to save your lives, jerks.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah, yeah, Gina Grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Well, cheers to tactical nerf war birthday parties, because I
took the kid to one, uh yesterday and it ruled.
These are like the thing now all the little boys
have these birthday parties. It's like camo and tents and
like places to hide and like nerf stuff, And like.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
We were doing that around the office a couple of
years ago, addicted to menace and we still have and Randy,
Oh yeah, look boards there's one right there, and like
they bought like a couple of wealth five of these guns.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
People started complaining, No, the.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Kids get all their aggression out. It's awesome. There was
uh smoke bombs, there was music like rock music it is.
And then at the very end they're like, all right,
who wants to do parents against kids? We sprung out
of those chairs like they were spring lowed. I picked
off so many kids. Oh it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You actually stay for the kids' parties?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Yeah I still do.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Are you one of those parents?

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Well right now he's in like that transitioning nine age.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
And it was fine for a drop off. Oh really,
oh man, that's the best part.

Speaker 16 (52:15):
All the parents stayed that's because they feel guilty in
some way.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I don't know you could drop off it now.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Of course, do they tell you in advance when you
get invited, like hey, we expect you to stay or
is it just something you play.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I've gone to ones that say like drop off. We
did drop off once because they did not want us
there because a house party was too crowded. But otherwise
I think I thought you're expected to stay.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
No, if you haven't at a place, it's like one
of those Yeah, but like now you they're there for
a party, all the kids are playing. You come back.
This is the perfect opportunity to get the hell out,
go have some lunch. I would have loved him, like
have some you have some quiet, you know mommy daddy time.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
I always just thought it was rude, like here's my kid.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
No, sweet no, because when that kid who was having
the party, when that when those parents drop return their
kid off at the birthday party for your step son,
then they can bounce and it all works out.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Sweet all right and everybody. But this was fun because
we got to shoot the kids, Gina.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Coincidentally, this has been going on for years, but this
upcoming weekend at at and t Stadium is Jared's epic
blaster battle where everybody like.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh, Mence wants to do this.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah, years, yes, Jared, Jared is the guy that
started these not that Jared. Yeah, she's doing these nerve
battles and doing stuff with the kids.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Just drop He's he's almost up for parole that the
other Yeah is that right? All right?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Well I want to check that out, man.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Yeah, this one is way different from what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
And cheers to have. Have you guys ever heard of
auditory hallucinations?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Of course that's okay here a ghost.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah, cheers to those, because I looked it up and okay,
I've been having them. Definitely had them last night, and
I kept waking up the sound of really loud birds
and like people.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Being like, oh it wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
My husband completely sound asleep, no noises in.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
The like cook haw.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
And I kept waiting and I looked it up and
I'm like, am I losing my mind? And then I
saw maybe when you take melotonin, which I did last night,
it can happen. But like, jeers to those. I did
not sleep.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
So my wife knocked out hard Saturday night because uh,
and I like I thought she had been awake. You were.
Usually she's a very early morning person. She gets up
and has coffee and quiet time for the kids and
everybody else gets going anyway, Uh, it was like eleven
thirty in the morning, she's still in bed, knocked out. Okay,
I walk in nervous to get to get dressed and

(54:41):
you know, go about my day. And I'm like, she's
still in bed. She had taken progressed progesterone and gesterone
and night quill the night before. She takes a progesterone
for something else, right, her lady parts.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Can you not take those together?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
You're no? So we we did. She was I don't
know what happened. I was knocked out. Do you think
they had a bad interaction. There is no interaction between
the two, Like, it's not dangerous. But they did say
to be aware that you shouldn't take them within an
hour of each other because it'll knock your ass out.
Because they both have Yeah, like that, they both have anive.

(55:20):
Give me some lady hormones component to it.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
And no birds crowed and woke her up.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
That weren't there, No, nothing woke her up? What is that?
I mean? I don't even know what is that.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
I get that too when I'm when I'm sleeping, I'll like,
as I'm about to fall asleep, I will often hear
a knock at the door.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yes, yeah, I trade myself to know that it's not real.
Maybe your heart right knocking? Yeah, the reaper.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Yes, also that, Yeah, don't invite them in.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
I'll hear my name being called out, Like.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Okay, exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That guys are weird. Now you got me wondering what
is progesterone?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
It is to have like regulator cycle and stuff like that. Yeah,
it's a hormone.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Yeah, is it like opposite of because what it's supposed
to know what it is? Because like uh, maybe too
much information shared. No, it's like sometimes she'll go like
almost two straight months with nothing lucky, right, But it's
not suppos because she went to the doctor, got all
the testing done. She is not premenopausal even yet. So

(56:25):
this is like a like an odd thing, and so
she's supposed to take this stuff.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
That's Yeah, when your hormone levels are low.

Speaker 16 (56:31):
You take that the opposite quote unquote of estrogen. Okay,
now we know all right, you can get a beard
no opposite of estrogen.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It just has to do with It has to do
with lining and unlining. Your urine quote shed right unlined?
Is that hot grad.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
Your uterine?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Lining maintained your uterine makes it thicker.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Greg for his weekend cheers and jeers, Oh my god,
my cheers is to having the exact weekend I wanted
at my little beach getaway, you know, as you all did.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
But the main cheers is I found a woman who
I told you guys about in the past, and I
thought it was a one off when I saw her,
an old, old, old lady dressed like a homeless person,
complete with a weight belt around her waist, and she
had who I thought was her adult daughter with her
who had a hairless cat, and.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I thought or something.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I thought it was a baby. It was a hairless cat,
and I thought, Oh, how wonderfully weird they are. I'll
never see them again. I saw her again. It was
the old lady wearing a sun dress a weight belt,
and she was walking the hairless cat while it wore
a sweater. I was And I found out where she lives,

(57:55):
so now I find her more freak.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Does she live in a regular house?

Speaker 5 (58:01):
It's like an apartment building.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
This sounds like a gray garden sort of situation. It's
just an old holder lady who's just a.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Weird, wonderfully weird, bizarre woman.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
So the cat was actually walking with her. She wasn't
carrying it.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
She it was on a leash and it was wearing
a sweater.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Not all weird people have cats, but all people who
are weird have a cat.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yeah, people with cats are weird.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Correct things. That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
And then Jeers goes to I'll see.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
It when I believe it. World War eleven's totally totally
occupuses everywhere.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
My Jeers is to uh, normally, I'm a very live
and let live kind of person. The people next door
to me were renting the place for the weekend. I
don't know what the hell they were doing. I almost
asked them. They went in and out of the door
five times and out five times a minute, just out
and then back out and then back door, open slam,
open slam. You have every right to go in and

(58:59):
out as much as you want to the place that
you do. But why I wanted to ask them, Can
I just please for my curiosity, what are you doing
if you forgot something in your car, You go out
and you get it and you come back. But do
you do that five times a minute?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Was it like multiple people like puffing a cigarette or something.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
It was like a father and a mother and their
grown son and his three young friends in out and
it ruined my weekend and I left early. Oh wow,
it seems to take it. What about their garbage cans?
Couldn't take it.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Seems like this could have been avoided if you just
bought a place that didn't share walls. I know, ghetto, Yeah,
I mean, can you guys imagine?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
I know the horror. I left Sunday morning and I said,
I can't take another day to the doors menace. It
would drive you insane. Promise you, I promise you.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Everybody had a great weekend, but I found cat Lady.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Great.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I swear Gina grad Every moment, every day that goes by,
you become more and more crazy. Show show. I am
one of your senior listeners.

Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
I was that a concert the.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Other day and your people were there and I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Talked to them and said, oh, what do you show
doesn't show me?

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
They all agreed, nobody likes in your show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I think it all sucks show. Well, we lost the
senior youth fighter. Oh no, we're still going to alternative
rock concerts clearly.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
In our nineties because we're all sucked now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Something I've always thought about, but never enough to look
it up. Okay, and Greg you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Mentioned it more fun just to wonder right now, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Mentioned it in your Weekend cheers and jeers. The woman
wearing a weight belt okay with their sundress's. I've always
looked at weight belts the way that we look at
people that put on like copper bracelets or like the
like the you'll see you'll see athletes just putting like

(01:01:04):
tape on their forearm, like no particular tape.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
That stuff is yeah, absolute garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
So like I've always kind of put it all in
the same category, having a belt around your waist while
you're like, what does that do?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
It's very eighties, isn't it for posture, like to keep
your back straight?

Speaker 15 (01:01:22):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
I know people for that will just wear it when
they're like cleaning their house and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Like Again, so I'm asking I could easily look it up,
but since you know, I haven't cared enough to look
it up. And we just talked about it. Somebody give
me a quickened.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
So came from obviously weightlifting culture, specifically the seventies and
eighties in front yeah, bomp you out. You still see
guys here and there doing them in the gym, and
they've been largely gotten rid of though, because the idea
behind it is supposed to help you the number one,
tighten your core yourself. At number two, keep your lower
back from round and keep your abs and keep your
abs tucked in at the same time so that you

(01:01:58):
are it's not only stabilizing those lower back muscles, but
also encouraging you to do it yourself by Oh, I've
got pressure there right now. You don't need it to
do that unless you have a specific issue. In that case,
you shouldn't be weightlifting.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
It's not because it's not because you're lifting a certain
amount of weight. Well, it's not. It's just like you
want to wear it. Well, the things you're talking about, right,
and if if you have to have it, you shouldn't
be lifting that heavy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Basically, what about those cool guys that have the ones
that look like bulletproof vests and then they have all
these actual weights on them.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Those have gotten popular with the CrossFit community, and it's
those are weighted.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Vests and the same one of the guys who are
like doing pull ups and stuff, they have a chain
around their neck. Yeah, they're still doings there, still doing
full range of motion.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
And it keeps you more mindful of your back. I think.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Yeah. But here's the counter argument is that it actually,
if you're doing it all the time, it's actually weakening
not only your your back and your core muscles, because
it's not it's not teaching you to use them. It's
just always they are holding you up for the strengthening you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Right, Well, then why wear it when you're walking your
hairless catause he looks for what if you have to
pick up your ivy and you're wearing a dress?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I got a weird She probably got the idea of
the seventies. Yeah, yeah, it's carried for Yeah, I got
this a Jack o'lam with his teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
More.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Woody Show's coming up.

Speaker 14 (01:03:21):
We're gonna take a little bit of a break in
the meantime, Please lower your standards the show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
We are into another new hour for you, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday morning. It's
June the ninth, twenty twenty five. My names, whatody? That's
great gory. We got menaced? What is up? Everybody? You
gonna graduate morning? Sea Bass is here, We got Sammy
Morgan is here. Phones are open. She's taken your calls.

(01:03:50):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can set
us eight text over to two to nine eight seven
killing up. SeaBASS went to the b ET Awards nice
as I do every year, and uh, but what was
the what was the purpose this year? What was there
the awards itself? Like, you know, the Tony's happened too,
but we're not we're not covering those we were.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
The ideas we've been talking about this a lot lately
is like people are getting calls from r Kelly who's
still in jail. Chris Brown was arrested, and I saw
on all over social media free breezing. There's a lot
of folks who either have are past presenters or award
winners at the BET Awards who are in and out
of jail, and people say they.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Don't belong there them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Obviously the Diddy trials going on right now.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
So the idea is to kind of talk to the
people and see who does and does not belong in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Okay, so be Et Awards, should they be in jail?
That's what Sea Beasts was out to, uh find out
from the crowd there at the b Et Awards. The
streets that'll be that'll be coming up later on this hour,
Uh with all the cruise stuff. And it was so
busy there at the end of last month that completely
he whiffed on the Employee of the Month for the

(01:05:03):
Woodies show month of May, and I just went and
handled it myself. Instead of getting all the nominations from
around the room, I decided to just just name somebody
this month who I thought did a really good job.
And there were some people that names got thrown around,
and I said, oh man, we got to get to
that at some point. Dumbass Tyler. He did a lot

(01:05:25):
of great work on the cruise. However, much like a
contracted employee, you're not technically an employee of the show,
so you don't because what was he gonna do whenever
to come up to come up the the competition of
whoever has the most wins at the end of the
year gets a free paycheck. An extra paycheck. You know,

(01:05:46):
I could set him a plaque like, hey, nice work
on the cruise, because I did think I did think
he did a great job. But he's not like a
regular employee on the show. He's a contracted employee. So
and then also shout out to and Bort made a
nominee for one of our engineers, Rich who we love Rich.
Rich does a great job and he's amazing and uh

(01:06:09):
he completely rebuilt.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Oh yeah, Bort and record time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah, real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
And so even this studio got rebuilt a couple of
years ago. Rich handled all that and everything works, which
is amazing.

Speaker 17 (01:06:22):
Yeah, he's been championing redoing all these studios for the
last was a year two years now. Yeah, this was
the fourth and final studio that he's rebuilt for us here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So I think we're the only show in the building
he likes. I think that might have something to do
with it. And that studio went from total demo to
complete yeah, real fast. Yeah, it was like two and
a half weeks. Yeah, but again, I mean he's an
employee of the company, not necessarily the Woodie Show engineer,
even though he does work for us as an engineer
for the company.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
So well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I appreciate rich and I've when he read this studio,
I'd bonused him, I said, I sent him a little
bit of money as a thank you. He does great stuff,
so I don't want to go unacknowledged. So it's Hamron Hank.
Make an argument for Ham and Hank or for half Big.
I would have play. I'll there because they're great. But yeah,

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I do have an
announcement for what do you show employee the month for
the month of May, and this person would be our
newest employee Menji. Oh wow, And I'll tell you why
coming into that job. There are so many moving parts.
There are so many things that happened, so many plates

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spitting all at once. I think it's very overwhelming coming in.
Just trying to explain it to somebody as difficult. But
then Bort was, you know, doing some stuff remote and
he was Menji was the one here boots on the
ground and handling things. And I thought he did a
really good job stepping.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Up and didn't seem stressed. If he wasn't you hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yeah, he was either not stressed or he was completely paranoid,
like freaking out on the inside just didn't but he
handled it. But yeah, we didn't know, but but he
handled it. So uh, Menji, congratulations, you are the wood
show employee for the month of May. And uh, I
don't know if he can even hear. He might even

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be in there working.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
I don't know. He's probably crying, is he there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Well?

Speaker 17 (01:08:20):
Actually, Andrew's been feeling kind of sick this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
You know, I can't see.

Speaker 17 (01:08:25):
I don't know if it was because he saw me
or just stepping into the building, but he was like,
you know, I just feel really sick to my stomach.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
So he's been in the bathroom on and off.

Speaker 17 (01:08:32):
All hopefully hopefully he is well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Congrats, Well let him know when he gets back. I
know what he gets back from barfing shout out. It
could be diarrhea, we don't know. Remember Tyler was barfing
in the champagne buckets on board the Disney Wonder from
the We're Gonna Take a Break, Will Come Back? B
E T Awards Should they be in jail Sea Bass

(01:08:57):
talking to people to find out show. So leading up
to the actual b E T Award show, it's a
big week like a like a like a weekend festival. Gone.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
Right, they do that thing that I think every major
event does now where they have a giant auditorium full
of activations, as they say in the industry, which is
you know, the sponsorships, ships, it's clothing stores, food, meet
and greets, concerts, speakers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Et cetera, as handles. They have a celebrity basketball game.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
It's a whole it's a whole big weekend full of
activities and the public is invited. So that's where I
went to go. Plus oppress the flesh. Yeah, the big
b et celebration.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Right, Glorilla, you're big nomination this year. You probably know her.

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
Beaches CROs you know jud So a niche nail show
is then hopefully we meet a jail food.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
So that songs about how if someone disrespects you or
plays with you, you're gonna beat them up and go to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Jail because before I let a whole play with me,
I'm gonna eat jail food. Because that's that's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Greig's motto, because that's uh worth it. Actually that gets
a lot of folks in a lot of trouble. And
so that's what I was talking to the attendees about.
And we hear this a lot with Like I said,
we've played audio of people getting happy birthday wishes from
R Kelly, a lot of people saying free or Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
So I talked to one lady. He just misunderstood you
guys right. So what I'll do is ill play a
little clip.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
I'll introduce you to these attendees at the BET Awards
a weekend, and I present them with a person who's
either in or part of the jail scene recently, and
asked them if should they be there this This first lady,
she was videotaping people, holding up in her hand a
please body cam. So I asked her about that. Is
that an actual police bodycam?

Speaker 19 (01:10:44):
It actually is, and it serves a great purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Are you a police officer? Hell n the Holy that's
the one. I hadn't heard that one. Yeah, hell no,
not the Holy?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
You n the Holy?

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
The holies. R Kelly obviously still locked up unfortunately. Would
you like to see him maybe get out for just
a special.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Performance of the award? M The lady who's got a
police body cam hates the Holies? Kelly?

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Yeah, of course, I sure love to have R Kelly there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I'm saying, yes, Gina grad Yes, Yes, yes, of course. Yes.
Everybody's saying yes, all right, let's find out would.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
You like to see him maybe get out for just
a special performance of the award?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Hell in the name of Aliyah?

Speaker 11 (01:11:28):
Hell no, hell to the novel.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
So there are some people that definitely deserve to be
where they are.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Another one, goddamn right they do?

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Is that coming?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
R Kelly Murdaliah? When she was fifteen?

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Yeah, the name of Aliyah?

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
Hell, Now, I didn't see the Leah factor coming here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Yeah, that was good. I thought maybe she's just an
a Leah worshipper. Yeah, you know, like oh and then
and the good name of Rerea.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Oh my Aliyah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Yeah, like right, So I asked this same lady with
the police body came about a different person who is
actually out of jail. Now, okay, A lot of people
are saying, hey, you know that he is free. Bill
Cosby be a great special guest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Do you agree with that? Huh? Should Bill Cosby be
a special guest of the BET Awards technicality not because
he didn't do it necessarily. Say yeah, no, I'm changing
to no. Five time previous winterer Bill Cosby.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
If she's all about justice for the ladies, say no.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
No, that's okay. That's a good point. That's a good point.
I was thinking, like, baby, is she an older Yeah,
probably woman, late forties, early fifties, So she might she
might have more of like a connection.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Yeah, she might just spend a Leah fan though, and
then she rides for a Leah because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
She didn't mention that r Kelly's in prison. Before I'll
say no, I'll say that she thinks that Bill Cosby
should not make an appearance.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
No, everybody's saying no, no, I say Cosby can pop.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Up, Yeah, make it appearance.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Yeah, Bill Cosby be a great special guest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Do you agree with that? Power to Bill Cosby?

Speaker 19 (01:12:54):
And I think that you know, why wait until someone
s damn near in their grave, just start talking to
about something that happened fifty years ago. Everything has a
real and expiration date, even milk, even orange.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Juice, even rape apparently, Yeah, what that's what she's saying about.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
How when I thought she's gonna dig, she's agged.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah, she's a complicated lady.

Speaker 19 (01:13:14):
Fifty years ago, everything has a real an expiration date,
even milk, even orange juice. And everybody has a return policy.
And if you ain't returned that fifty years ago. Don't
come trying to ask for a receipt and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Return it now.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
Yeah gave it? Oh way, well put And that was
the p word bout the way?

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah, okay, why fifty years ago? I do have that
question when you see these things pop up about like,
oh forty years ago x y Z. That was Bill
Marshall monologue. What took forty years?

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Well, I would think in terms of the pileon, it's like, oh,
this is getting attention and people are finally believing it. Okay,
well happened to me too.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
And there are those two I'm saying, but the initial
person that yeah, that is a good question. Hey twenty
five years ago, that is a good question. Why why?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Why? Question is do you I approve I mean, did
do it or didn't do it? How do you approve that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
I don't know, impossible.

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
I think it's here say that's why I think like
the Diddy thing is kind of a great area.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Well that's the thing is ID with Cosby.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
I think that people knew, like there was rumors around
about him for a long time, was in the industry,
and I think that's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
The same city there was an album I got these
comedy albums from my stepfather when I was a kid,
and they were on vinyl, and I would listen to
those when I go to bed at night. It was
podcast before podcasts, you'd listen to radio and Cosby And yeah,
he gave me the whole set of the Bill like
Bill Cosby himself to my brother Russell, like all this

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classic Bill Cosby albums. And there was one bit on there.
I just remember. It was all about Spanish fly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Oh yeah, you know, and about uh oh Spanish.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
They point to a scene from The Cosby Show where
he talks about his barbecue sauce like it is Spanish fly,
like it gets people.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Horny, you know. Yeah, there were more hits, but again
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Yeah, all right, remember this from the Cosby record, Witty
Dad is great. Get chocolate cake.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yeah, it's got milk, it's got agg it's breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Give us the chocolate cake. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Sit down, Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
There's like crazy kid on the airplane because my name Jeffrey.
So that's a lot. The chicken Heart, remember the chicken Heart.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Chicken Heart?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Yeah about these like old anyway, go listen to it
cosby Chicken Heart to we have business at hand. The
BET Awards, the big lead up festivities. That's where Sea
Bass was talking to people. Do they belong in jail?

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
This is chastity.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
She was talking about some of the features you could
find in the BET Expo.

Speaker 20 (01:15:43):
Alright, Well, this year they do have the skating rink.
They have a bunch of games and stuff to play.
I'm a little disappointed they had a McDonald's truck where
you know, you got a cheeseburger and fries and stuff.
They don't have that this year.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
When it comes out of a truck, it's so good.

Speaker 20 (01:15:56):
It is, It's so so good. I was really just
wanted to really looking forward to it. But I'm definitely
excited for Global. I'm pretty ricky. I'm all school.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
So there are some folks who can't be here, dude,
certain types of incarceration. A lot of folks want to
see Tory Lanez here. Would you be for that?

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
Remind me Tory lane Tory Lanez is the one that
shot make the Stallion and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
He's doing ten years for shooting Yeah, his famous girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
He's also originally from Canada, so there's a lot of
things of well, he had like past incidents like you
should be deported and then this happened, and now he's
like kind of being held in America and then might
go to Canada and do more time.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
But he's also a musical artist. He was a nominee
a couple of times. In fact, you may know his
song if you go ahead to flip three C there
Tory LANEZ say it you're.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Gonna have to do.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
You're gonna have to do less, Sam, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Stones if you love me, Yes, sit dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Nineties R and B what he knows it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
But I like how you preface that Sea Buys with
You might know this Tory Lane song.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Of course we did me okay, so let's see if
you know I see if I can bring this over here?
Do you brown st Yeah? Four? Yeah, dude, I forgot
about that song.

Speaker 14 (01:17:24):
Many I should have done where I could like, uh,
I could have like fast forward into it you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Talk it up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Yeah, I'm already getting borned up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Between the sheets. Get your requests in. Here's Brownstone. If
you loved me, see, we gotta we gotta jump into it,
We'll be here all the friggin day a girl group
or yeah I remember that song anyway, So Tory Lanes.
Do we think that Chassis thinks the Tory Lanes.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Interest so far McDonald's food trucks and yeah Donald's food
trucks and Glorilla is who she's what she's in there for?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna say yes, free Tory actually know I don't.
I'm gonna say no because I don't think. I don't
think anybody really cares about that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Person's much less famous than Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Know who we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
The guy who shot making the stallion.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
Yeah, I'm saying that he's in the Chris Brown realm
of Yeah. People just support him no matter what. So
I'm gonna say yes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
All right, I'll go with that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Yes, I'm gonna say yeah. It was just like a
foot Graze.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Lived, okay, flash wound?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Uh? What do we think could see chastity Tory Lane?

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
A lot of folks want to see Tory lanez here?
Would you be for that?

Speaker 20 (01:18:48):
I love Tory Lanes?

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
Should he be in jail?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:18:50):
I don't think he should be in jail because I
don't even think he's the one that shot her. I
think it was the best friend that shot her. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
One of them locked up, you know, gets criss crossed
and stuff and people telling different stories. But free toy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
So yeah, I had to look at the details. Yeah, Megan,
this they never they had a smoking gun. They had
gun residue on Tory Lane's hands.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Me you remember the song last right now? So yeah,
welcome to Between the Sheets w b LS.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
Megan, the Stallion's friend, was one of the witnesses against Tory,
saying that indeed he did it, even though but there
was no there was a smoking gun, but there's no
video if I'm actually shooting her.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
All right, you got something else from Chastity here you Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
So Chastity also while she was talking about her other
things she knows about, like Tory Lane's being innocent, she.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Said, uh, not only that, but Elvis is alive. Oh
all right, she sees it all right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Some folks can said that Jared Fogel still the high bar,
that was the wrong question.

Speaker 20 (01:19:58):
Yeah, but Elvis is alive and he is in a
he is in a uh in California somewhere. I seen
documentary it was on to be But Elvis is a
he was an agent, undercover agent. That's why he faked
his death.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Agent for whom do we know?

Speaker 20 (01:20:15):
I do, but I can't remember who it was. But
he was an undercover agent.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
They had like all the paperwork and stuff on him.

Speaker 20 (01:20:21):
He's on an undercover name and he is in California
and think in northern California somewhere totally.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
Well, there was a pastor that people say that is
Elvis that's been going on.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
It looks like sounds like him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Yeah, walks like come, talks.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
On nobody ever impersonates Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Oh yeah, Elvis, Elvis found Alive. You can watch it
on two.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Be Jared Thing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Oh yeah, so I just threw another guy, another famous
person in jail. And let's see her response to that.
Some folks kinda said that Jared Fogel still behind bars.
You agree with that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
And by the way, when did you say he's eligible?
He was twenty. I had looked up for this. Yeah,
I think he could. He might be too quick, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
I don't really know who who was the guy who
used to do that subway and.

Speaker 20 (01:21:06):
No, he shouldn't be in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
Why did I say he did some things with thunderage people?

Speaker 20 (01:21:10):
And oh, well, you know, if if you can prove it,
block your ass up. If you can't truly prove it,
then no, I don't believe.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
I don't believe that Free Tory.

Speaker 20 (01:21:19):
Right, free Scory, because I don't think he did that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
This woman should watch the documentary.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
If it's not she doesn't believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Well, I'm not sure if it's on tube or not,
but I watched that Jared Fogel. It is damning, dude,
that is the brutal. Yeah, that is rough. He only
got fifteen years and that was twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
So we're going to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Take a quick break and then we'll come back. We'll
wrap this thing up next the b ET word, should
they be in jail? And then maybe some other throwbacks
to be really forgot about it? Should and Sea Bass
is at the Little Pre Awards Festival over the weekend

(01:22:02):
for the BET Awards and the question was should this
person that he brings up to should this person be
in jail? We had r Kelly Bill Cosby, Tory Lanez,
We had.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Yeah, Jerry got thrown.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
We talked, We talked to a woman named Cassidy. But
who is this next person here? Seeba is Reese P.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
And she's got this big sign where she's asking people
to do things for money.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
All right, So here is Reese P at the BET Awards.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Reeste, what's your science?

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
Dumb with it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Prove it?

Speaker 15 (01:22:36):
Shake that ass for cash?

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
What's dumb with it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Dumb withit?

Speaker 15 (01:22:39):
It means are you tworking the best? Are you the
dumbest witted in you'll cee?

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Like I ask you, you just slashed I thing of cash?
How much is that?

Speaker 15 (01:22:45):
I don't know, Probably about two grand?

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
Obviously one of the things that's going on in the
Diddy trial former BET Awards presenter. Should he be in jail?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Do you think, hmm, she's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Offering cash for women to shake their.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
Butt, which is kind of what he did, right, Maybe
in a way it's quite similar.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Yes, m M.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no because I haven't really seen
pushback yet to free Diddy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
You'd think if there was a big presence like there
was with Kelly, there'd be a outside the court, like.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
How there's free Breezy, Free Tory but free Ditty hasn't
really bubbled yet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Except for Sammy. That's like a one woman wrecking crew there,
she's trying fifty did wear.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
A T shirt that said free Diddy? It might have
been ironic, it is I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
So yes, I will say no, I don't think. I
don't think even though she's down for a good time,
it seems I think she has her standards and she
has her morals. I don't think she'll be in favor
of that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
I'm taking the opposite. I say, yes, she's like Diddy there,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Greg Gory, I'm also saying, yes, she's gonna say it's
different somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Yes, Sammy, no way, no way. Uh do you think
that Diddy should be in jails? That you're saying? No way?
But what about the game we're playing? But what about
the game? That's right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Menace?

Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
I think she does not want Diddy there?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
All right, let's find out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Should he be a jail Do you think?

Speaker 15 (01:24:06):
I mean it's tough one with Diddy man Like, it
sounds like he was having a bunch of freaky parties.
And I ain't never saying nobody going to jail for
being a freak. Well, you know, I heard one testimony
say Short he was getting her REMP paid at ten
thousand dollars a month. So if he's paying your rent,
he's paying for them services. You feel what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Yeah, I feel you on the part of part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
It's like that's what Greg has been saying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I mean pretty much Short has been getting paid you know,
freak like me a Dina Howard. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
I think I think that's how he's going to jail for.
I think being accused for. I think it's more of
the imprisoning and they're trying to get him on like
Rico charges too well, inspiring to recruit people for sexual services.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
And having people do his bidding.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah, well, Seabats, thank you very much. We learned a lot. Yeah,
I think we learned a great deal from the BET
Awards leading up to the big award show over this
past weekend. We're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more what he show for you next?

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
Hang on, So what do you.

Speaker 20 (01:25:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Welcome back everybody. It is Monday. It's a Holy Spirit Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Whatever that is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
It's one of the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Happy Holy Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
It's also the beginning of National Men's Health Week.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
I thought that was November.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Dude, I put I put preparation H on that hemorrhoid
I was telling about, and like the dude, I don't
know what. The next morning, it was like, gone, I
really want to feel nothing. It was like I I
even finger checked and didn't feel any kind of swelling
or whatever. It's like the hole is back to normal.
So miracle. Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't do

(01:25:49):
this positor or anything. I just took like a little
like a bead of the preparation HS cream on my
finger and just rubbed it on there. I didn't even
jam it up there. I just rubbed it on the top.
I'm a little bump on the outside.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
That was the application process.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
You want to smell my finger? No, there you go
Men's Health because I was like, man, this sucks. I've
like had a hemorrhoid situation once before in my life,
and now here it is, and it's later this week.
I had that consultation for the colonoscopy out. This is
not the time to have nice fresh now. I need

(01:26:22):
my butthole to be presentable, ileer to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
Say, how suppository when it goes in you would take
care of something that's on the outside the inside.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
They are on the inside of protrudes to the outside. Okay,
they are internal and external. Yes, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so
Men's Health Week, Yeah, it's been pretty good.

Speaker 13 (01:26:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
I got that doctor thing. I went to the optometrist.
I got the new eyeglass prescription. Yeah, I've got the
the colonscary coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
To the schedule for you're like an athlete, you're a
bionic Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
While procrastination, procrastination, procrastination, and it does feel good to
start checking things off, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
Speaking of apples, have you seen that stuff with the
enhanced games that's gonna be happening in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
So excited. We talked about that where you can actually
do they encourage you to do.

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Like yeah, so you see one of the swimmers, he's
like a freaking bodybuilder. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah. Is that good for swimming though?

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
You don't know. Usually you want to be lanky.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Yeah, legs and long arms. Crazy. I wouldn't bet on
that guy for the swimming, Like, I think in that situation,
you don't want that ball slow down. You want you
want like runners. It doesn't matter, like how huge somebody
is like, se right, your arms don't move you as
much as your legs do.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
It's like when a fat guy shows up to like
a wing eating contest and you're like, oh, that guy's
got to win, and they always lose to It's like
normal s, but they lose to the little skinny person.

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
This swimmer is not ripped, uh in the leg area though,
just upper body.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Yeah, I know it's still too bulky. That'll help with
whatever this one, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
I'm so excited for the hands games, bring it back
the games.

Speaker 11 (01:27:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
It's Donald Duck Day. It's National Meal prep Day. It's
National No Apologies period Day an apology not today.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
For your period and stand on business.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
And today is National Strawberry Rubarb pie Day. Strawberry rubarb
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
I think you have like because strawberry rubarb is pretty common.
It's not just strawberry.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
That sounds so.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
I'm thinking of mince meat never mind discussed on our
stodeyard one time. Cute I was boring. Yeah, we got
the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming up. Medica
and tells what's happening in the world of entertainment. Well
for Sea Bass. Jimmy Fallon says that he hates when
people don't like them. He try so.

Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
He does admit, though, that you can't have everybody like you,
but he says that he is human and it does
him and he thinks to himself, how can I give
this person to like me? But he just thinks about it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
That explains his demeanor where he's always over over, laughing, smiling, clapping.
He can't Every word that comes out of your mouth
is insanely funny to him.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
You wouldn't think a guy who's been in the public
eye and a performer for so long at this point, Yeah,
would still Cared still feel that way.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
Yeah, it was early days for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
There's a lot of people that start that way and
then after time. I mean, dude, your feelings doing any
job like this, like look at the text messages a
wee get ten seconds? Yeah, your feelings have to become
so callous. Yeah, like eleant Right, But if.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
You get to meet Jimmy Fallon Sea Bass, just say
that you hate him and then he'll be like kissing
up to you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah, but I don't want to be around him.

Speaker 9 (01:29:46):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Because he's onoxious and unfunny. Oh he's fun he seems well,
that's like there's two different things. There doesn't mean you're funny.
I like, yeah, he seems like he's a nice enough guy,
Like he'd be cool guy, Like he wouldn't be he
wouldn't be a dick, he'd a nice guy. He parties hard. Yeah,
why is he nice? That could be another thing that
could be tied into your just your need for to

(01:30:08):
be like yeah, right, so you're like, so you're not
going to be who you really truly are. Maybe he's
mother f and everybody under his breath.

Speaker 6 (01:30:15):
His idea of comedy is playing pop songs on little
kids instrument is entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
I do like that. It is it funny? It's entertaining hilarious? Again,
that doesn't does there everything has to be funny. It
could just be entertaining. It's entertaining for children, you know,
and for eight years old.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
I do want to see hystereo though, have you have
you seen that? It's like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
He's really into like lossless audio type, like high end
audio things.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah, is it an audio file or what?

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Yeah, it's insane. Go look it up all right, what
are you another thing for you? One of your favorites.
Brittany Mahomes, you have something in common with her. She's
really into self tanner bitch. She says, she's tried endless
self tanners, and she finally found the one that she

(01:31:10):
really likes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
It is called Dulce glows Loose self miss. Alright, Yeah,
well okay, so don't don't don't say anything.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Don't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
We're gonna We're gonna see if Sammy can find it,
because I think when I read something, or Menace reads something,
you have the best chance to find it because we're
saying it phonetically. Yeah, true, right, like it's not necessarily
right the right pronunciation. So let's see if you can
find it just by try again, Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
Okay, dul say glow loose self tanning mist Oh okay.
I don't know if the thing is right, though.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
See if it comes out now, look at it now,
look at what she found. Is that the same thing?

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
Yeah, it looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
I would imagine how right.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
The d O L is d O l c E.
Don't take right, don't shake glow shake low loose. Oh
it is loose. See that's the part. I didn't know
if I had that right around, so LuSE whatever. Yeah,
you know what I bought forever God I arrived and
I never tried that bro glow.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Oh, you were hyping it up like crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:16):
I thought you do it for the pro I thought
you were nice and blowed up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
That's a good idea. Actually, I'll blow dude, I will
bro glow for the problem. Wow, what show problem that
we're gonna be?

Speaker 7 (01:32:28):
You get it on your collar though, Yeah, yeah, you
gotta wait for it to dry.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But yeah, already.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Might want to try Britney Mahomes uh self tanning.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Forty nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Yeah, it may be the best tanner on earth. But
because she promotes it or endorses it, I run the
opposite direction. That's the wife of Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback
for the Chiefs, is the most obnoxious. She wasn't as
bad this year because maybe if the kids are keeping
her busy well and then Jackson Mahomes is not around,
and because she was gal pounding around with like Taylor Swift,

(01:32:58):
like what have you done? What have you accomplished? Your
husband has accomplished plenty, and he's the deals.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
They were high school sweetheart, and he's a big.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Deal because of his talents and because of what he's accomplished.
What have you done, she said, I do?

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
What has she not been supportive of his talents?

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
I say this because other people that have dealt with
her in situations where they've been there, she won't even
talk to them directly, like if they're like if they're
like a person who's like supposed to be like a
customer service rep helping them out, Uh can you can
you ask them if we can get some water? And
then the person the assistant then goes to the person
who's there to help and go, uh, yes, Brittany would
like to know if we can get some water? Standing

(01:33:39):
all right there? Altogether, she won't address them directly, And
they said, Patrick sweetheart, super nice guy, very cool, the
one with the talent, very right. Exactly. So my question
where does a person like Brittany Mahomes get off acting
like that? Like you haven't. First of all, even if
you have accomplished that, you shouldn't be able to act
that way.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
You shouldn't talk to people like that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
Well, she's pretty good at recommending self, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
I'm sure she doesn't have an endorsement with that at all.

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
Another guy that we like, Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs. He's
actually suing Discovery Channel over streaming royalties. Now we've talked
about this before when it came to Great's Anatomy. What's
her name, the main character, pomp She Yeah, she ended
up taking a producer role so she can get some
of the money back. Because again, like when they were

(01:34:26):
shooting these shows, they never thought of streaming. Streaming wasn't
really a thing. And now so he's suing saying that
it was never in the contract that the show can
be repurposed in this way. So I'm sure we're going
to be seeing a lot of this when a lot
of these old shows are going to end up on
streaming services. Is there any old shows out there that
that are you're excited that they're on a streaming service.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
I mean, I'm still into Pond Stars. That's kind of old.
Oh yeah, they're showing some old episodes of that.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
I think I want to go back and watch The
Wonder Years because we're just talking about is about Fred
Savage friend Stavage his brother?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
What was that show that Morgan was telling us about
in the meetings, Like a Swiss army, so they sent
these gay dudes to like boot camp. Yeah it looked awesome. Yeah,
it was feminine dudes and like in the masculine world.
And it came out god knows how Danish.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Yes, look that one up.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Yeah, we couldn't find any full episodes we were looking
for it. Yeah, but the trailer was lit. Yeah, that's
pretty cool. All right, all right, thank you very much. Minutes,
no problem. Time for some birthdays. A lot of celebrities
today show We're gon.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
We're gonna sit be it's and you know we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
It's a great guess whose birthday is today? One of
your favorite people?

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
It was not no movie?

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Uh oh Liam No, Liam Neeson. Really he's seventy three
years old today. It's still ruled Life of the Party.
Michael Sarah from Arrest of Development, super Bad. It's been
a bunch of stuff. He's thirty seven today. Bill Hayter,
former Sneller writer for South Park, star of HBO, shows
Barry that he's forty seven and a corner Kova is

(01:36:24):
forty four. Bill Grills. He used to be on Discovery
Channel's Man Versus Wild Oh yeah, but then the Discovery
Channel dropped his ass after a nasty contract dispute. Oh no,
he's fifty one. Former NBA All Star Alan Iverson is
fifty today. Former Jane's Addiction and Chili Pepper's guitarist Dave
Navarro is fifty nine. Let's see if I can pronounce

(01:36:46):
her name. Model and now actress Emily Radakowski. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay from the blurred lines name Radikowski da, but it's
part spelled our ata jk ow Ski.

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
Just get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah, the jay is really whiskers to regard it. She's
thirty four. The One Eyed rapper Fettie Wop is thirty four.
WWF WWE superstar Mick Foley is sixty. Do you guys
remember Iggy Azalea? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
I love that one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I'm so fancy, fancy wow, fancy you are ready now?
I'm in the ft Tokyo and she was on Area
on a Grande song problem. She's thirty five today, and
singer Tom Jones. Nice, it's not unusual, world, what's new?

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Can we guess his age?

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
His His penis is legendary. Yeah, he even nicknamed it Wendell,
meaning wonderer or seeker. So big that Elvira talked about it.
In an interview, She described how she lost her virginity
to him and that she required stitches afterwards.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
Yeah, gotta be ninety ninety. I'll say ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
I say eighty six, eighty eighty two. Tom Jones and
his Giant Rod are eighty five years old.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
Tony, because my mom is super excited to go see
him when I was like, she wanted to see him
at the Circle Star Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Your Porner birthday today is Liz Taylor, not d Liz Taylor,
the one that spells Liz with two z's also the
one who has sex on film for money. She has
sucked up more than a wet back in two hundred
and sixty eight fine films, including Mouth Open and Eager
to Please. She was in Praise the Load, Volume six.

(01:38:36):
She was in There's No Business Like Hoe Business, also
Greg Channel sixty nine Breaking Nudes, That's Good. She was
in Relax, He's My Stepdad, Volume set, My Reel Dad,
and who can forget her? Unforgetta role in No Pill,
No Condom, No Problem, Volume.

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
Two Gas Like you know that's your botto? Like whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
You know what I'm saying, The Load, that's Liz Taylor,
who is thirty five years old today, and that's your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Monday
morning look at what's happening a little bit around the
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Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
This is my attempt to make these things shorter and shorter. Okay,
I'm like, why are we talking so much at the
end of the show, We're trying to leave. Yeah, so
let's make it quick. Greg gore Ry parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
Please, Yeah, you miss one hundred percent of the naps.
You don't take.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Nap sounds really good about now? What everyone nap? Oh yeah,
sounds good to me.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Wie Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S
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