FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 10th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today's Tuesday.
It's June tenth, twenty twenty five. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, Menace,

(00:58):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
More.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I got something I know you'll be interested in your
into the second that's what we call in the industry
at TEA. Wow, it worked. There's a Gina Grady Seabasses here.
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer is here. She's
taken your calls. Von our video producer on the job
this morning. We got bored. We got Menji holding things down.

(01:20):
The Woodies Show production department. Phones are open for you.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. You can also send us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up another
chance this morning. Impossible Trivia to Win the Impossible to
Get Nintendo switched to pretty all right.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
We gave one.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yesterday and I think I got a better question yesterday
we got a we got a guest to the correct
guest to the impossible trivia and two callers. Wow. Yeah,
so I think we got one. It's a little bit
more difficult. Well, we'll do that a little bit later
on all the trending news headlines. Mentes has all the
entertainment stuff. We'll get to that, that and more this
morning here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
The thing for menace.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, so, I don't know if you read the article
about this, but all those UFO sidings near area fifty one,
uh huh, it turns out that might have just been
the Pentagon running some next level ish Yeah, I would think.
So this is a this is a big rite up
in the Wall Street Journal, this big investigation. The US
military spread UFO rumors during the Cold War as a

(02:25):
cover for top secret weapons testing. So they were testing
all these weapons because of the Cold War with Russia. Yeah, right,
like actual Air Force officers. They were handing out fake
UFO pictures at bars to throw people off the scent
for stuff like the the F one to seventeen stealth jet.
The Pentagon's new all domain anomaly was it normalless Resolution Office.

(02:49):
That's what was called the they had the All Domain
Anomaly Resolution.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
This is new.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is a new department. I think I thought we
were cutting departments. So I guess they're trying to clear
stuff up. What do they do? They're All Domain Anomaly
Resolution Office. They've uncovered a bunch of disinformation campaigns. A
full report on this is dropping later on this year,
assuming it doesn't somehow get lost in the shuffle.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
So it's better to say, don't worry everyone, it's just aliens.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Yeah, where was the other thing?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, so I get the reason behind it. You know
what you do?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Know what?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
The Russians snooze snooping around, But like, how is handing
pictures of UFOs to bar people in Nevada?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You can.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Start the conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
So multiple disinformation campaigns, even fake briefings with names like
Yankee Blue just to mess with recruits. And the UFO
story from nineteen sixty seven year a missile site fake.
It was actually an EMP test, which is like a
science class on steroids. It simulates a burst of elect
electromagnetic energy, and that's supposed to see how gear holds up,
like radios and radars and missile systems and satellites. And

(03:54):
then they use that information to hardened equipment so it
doesn't get knocked out during actual wars.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
Okay, but again that's not if I'm mister Russia. I'm
not going to say, oh, okay, I guess I'll stop looking
into I'll stop spying on the US.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But now they have alien technology that.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
I would want to know more about it. I would say, oh,
they've got aliens, let's go find you interest more. Thank you,
let's go to Area fifty one.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 9 (04:15):
I mean I did that when I was rejoining the
Woody Show. We can talk about it for like a week.
So I just started tweeting about Chicago a lot, and
then radio people starts congratulating me on my new job
in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Do congrats?

Speaker 9 (04:29):
I was like, oh, I would just tweet random like
anybody know any good restaurants in Chicago?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And it's kept on talking about Chicago. Now what happened?
And then I didn't end up in Chicago.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm also going to send one. I'm also going to
send you a video.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And somebody said, all right, well this is for Sea
Bass and Woody and it was a video of an
airplane and attached to its wing, it was shooting the
little flares for for we were talking about chemtrails and
cloud seating, yeah, things like that.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
So we're not saying no one has ever tried cloud seed.
You're just saying it's largely ineffective, and that's not what
every other plane that is flying nine percent of the
time is correct, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Once again, the point was completely missed. But I didn't
stop people from sending us videos like, well, what do
you think about this?

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Then it is not saying people don't haven't tried spraying
things from planes from time to time, try into bio
all the time. They try it and it just doesn't work.
And that's not what every Delta jet's doing.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
What about crop dusting? Exactly like farting, not that, not
that conspiracies can't be fun. And now every damn near
everything is a conspiracy. Well we're dumber than ever.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Well, yeah, but didn't believe anything.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
But then a conspiracy starts when they come out with
the thing in the Wall Street Journal and about an
investigation where the US military spread the UFO rumors during
the Cold Wars a cover.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Well that actually makes well actually than aliens.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Of course that makes more sense. But it'll be a
conspiracy about the conspiracy, about the conspiracy, just doing that
level level. Yeah, I'm more afraid of AI.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
Now, did you hear about the AI thing where uh,
they're doing some testing and they were trying to get
the AI to shut itself off and it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Was refusing to do it.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Right, they were it's just blackmailing them, and yeah, yeah,
because they they they leaked emails to the AI that
you know, they're just testing it saying oh so and
so engineers cheating on his wife, and the AI in
some cases would use those emails against the people, telling it, Hey,
we're gonna shut you Dell.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, you shut me down. Conniving phones are open eight
seven seven four wood show show. Well, I am one
of your senior listeners. I was that a concert the
other day and your people were there and I talked
to them and said, oh, doesn't show me.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
They three nobody likes in your show.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I think all suck show. And we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
Tuesday morning. Yeah, it's you Intent twenty twenty five. My
name is Woody, that's Greg Gorey Menace. Good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody Gina grad Hello, good morning, Hello Sea Bastard.

(07:12):
You got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer
and she's taken your phone calls. At eight seven seven
forty four, Woody Morgan went to was it the French
bulldog meet up?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
The French Bulldog meet up?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like a like a con almost. Yeah,
we're gonna have some audio from that. But then also
Morgan was telling me about something that she's gonna share
with us later. And then I'm interested to see what
you guys are doing in the same situation.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
There's a lot of people that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Are in, you know, morgan situation where she's doing something
for extra money. You know, she's always trying to get
money for that nose job. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Morgan's
there for dollars and things, and she's resorted down to
doing something else new for extra money. Okay, she'll be
telling us about that. Also, just share some idea. You'll
be able to call in text in. We'll share some ideas.

(08:02):
Are you trying your best not to say side hustle? No,
I'm trying my best not to give it away. Twice
I almost said what it was okay. Phones again are
open texts. You could do that. Text over to two
two nine eight seven when your check ins, tellus who
you are and then where around town. You're listening to
the Woodies show this morning, Gina Grad. What are the

(08:23):
trending news headlines?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah, well, things are heating up in LA now that
immigration protests are rolling into their fourth day. It all
started with mass ice raids and now protesters have shut
down freeways, set cars on fire, even that little Waymo
self driving one, and clashed with police using tear gas
and rubber bullets.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's what we've already heard.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
That.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
What's some news.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Well, around seventy people have been arrested so far. And
on top of that, President Trump sent two thousand National
Guard troops seven hundred marines to the city, and Governor
Newsom he ain't okay with that. This hasn't happened since
the sixties. So critics and Newsom and the ACLU they're
suing and they're calling this major overreach. For now, protests

(09:03):
are still going, troops still here, and now there's a
legal battle that's coming.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Good, I'm telling you, man. They said, they said for
a while that there were too many lawyers. My buddy's
a lawyer. The one that everybody told me was going
to be trouble and we should say away from each
other and we're gonna end up is no good Nicks, right, Yeah,
And so I turned out okay.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
And then my buddy Joe turned out just fine.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
He's a lawyer. But he was telling me because he
was struggling for a bit because there's not a lot
of billable hours out there because there were too many lawyers.
That's crazy. That's why you were getting these lawyers taking
these crazy cases.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
So they knew or.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Whatever, but they're like, man, I need the billable hours.
I'll take this as long as I can or as
far as I can go with it, just to get
the billable hours. But now I don't know. It seems
like every other word out of people's mouths are a lawsuit. Well,
and I'm not talking about this in particular. It just
seems like everybody suing. What was the other story? You
might even have it, but they the Baldanni got it

(10:02):
for you right now. Yeah, Blake Lively, it's just absolutely right.
Like all the stories, I feel like over the last
twenty four hours, every single one of them involves a
lawsuits as a lawyers must be cleaning up.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
I don't know, though, because the big thing in tech
that I've been hearing lately is big investments in AI
like legal stuff. Yeah, just to like just make it
more efficient and like even injury lawyers and stuff like that.
There was one hundred million dollar investment in in one
website just to like make everything super clean and easy,

(10:34):
like lawyer bought.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
So, yeah, you getting undered in an accident instead of
calling the guy whose stupid faces on the billboard.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
Yeah, pretty much, call a I bought it. Will just
write up everything for you and then you submit it. Probably, yeah,
probably two ais can talk to each other every.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Nice Yeah, well until then.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
A judge just tossed out actor director Justin Baldoni's four
hundred million dollar countersuit against Blake Lively and her hubby
Ryan Reynolds, and their publicist and The New York Times.
Baldoni had accused them of defamation and extortion after Lively
claimed he harassed her on set, but the judge says
those accusations didn't hold up, and turns out that since
her statements were made during legal proceedings, they're protected and

(11:14):
she didn't have to promote the movie it ends with
us either. Baldoni also went after the Times for two
hundred and fifty million dollars, but that case got shut
down to thanks to the First Amendment protections. So it's
a big legal win for Lively, and while Baldoni can
try again with more focus claims, he has by June
twenty third to do that. Her team's calling us a
total victory, plans to go after him now for legal

(11:37):
fees and damages.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
And all of it. I'm tired. Yeah, its about this,
Oh my Godah, but that's saying lawsuit. Lawsuit was the
other the Yeah, yeah, I was trying to think of
the other thing that was in the news, Like there
was like ABC News defamation lawsuit that I guess Trump
or somebody had filed, like people said this about me.
So I soon and then able to do that, So

(12:00):
I sue and the people make it I sue.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
In that first initial number, that's always Astro's hilarious, larious.
Mil Well.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
We have an update on those three young sisters who
are found murdered near a campground in Washington after visiting
their father, Travis Decker. He's still the main suspect in
the nationwide manhunt. Autopsies confirmed the girls were suffocated, and
Decker's abandoned truck was found with nearby with blood and
zip ties inside.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
How have they not found this guy? He must be dead, right, Well,
here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Probably he's a soldier with survival training.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
They somebody who's enlisted has survival training. I got survival
training when I went to that stupid you have survival train?
Would I really survive out there for this long? A
couple of weeks?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
And he has, you know, mental health issues.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
They did release some photos of him recently, like some
more updated photo. I guess he was caught on surveillance somewhere.
I'm surprised they haven't found him. We can find people
hiding in a cave, in a hole in the desert.
Remember Saddam Who's spider hole. They pulled him literally out
of a hole in the sand in the desert. So
where's this guy?

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Where's this guy?

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Well, they say he's armed and dangerous and a little cuckoo.
And meanwhile, an amber alert was never put out for
the girls, which is causing a lot of backlash and
a twenty thousand dollars reward is being offered for tips,
and there's a go Fundme page for the family. It's
already raised over a million dollars.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
I said that, you know that survival stuff about what's
that girl's name, that Gabby somethingdo the tito like her? Oh,
her boyfriend was survival expert whatever. They found him dead
in a swam.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went there to kill himself.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, of course, like that's just part of army stuff, right,
I'm sure you do a little survival stuff.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Well, like you said, you have survival training.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Say, it doesn't make him an expert. Doesn't mean like
you know, this guy can live off the grid for
yah for decades?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
Right, sure, nobody can.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Well, the tributes are pouring in music legend Sliestone has
died at eighty two after a long fight with copd.
The dude was an absolute pioneer blending song.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes, of course, every day people like Toyota commercial right,
Toyota thinks so yeah, as well as you.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Can hear blending funk and rock and soul psychedelia way
before it was cool, and fronted one of the first
racially and gender integrated bands in mainstream music.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Sly and the family stone. We make it easy.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
People.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
Sobody posts yesterday about Sylvester stallone our bay. Oh I
saw it and then I googled it and clicked news
and there were actual news stories.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
No, he did not.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
He looked nothing like Sylvester. Yeah, we got family Affair,
We got everyday people.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know the song, I'm sure you do. Oh yeah,
dance to the music.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
So the song you were talking about was used in
Toyota and Zip Recruiter, ZipRecruiter, Zipcruiter, Zip Cooter.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Birthday title Family Affair is do I know?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
We groove? Oh yeah, this is one you drop your
hands to. Yeah, maybe not for a family of fairy
drop your pants, but the groove is right.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
This one's the bolder there. You see, it's in the blood.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's a dude, that's that's right there. Oh yeah, hot
fun in the summertime. Oh you know this one? This
is another one that's using commercials.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah, I mean, oh yeah, some time. Such a groove.
I don't know that one. They caught the hook of it,
you do, really? Yeah? Hold on, we get some you

(15:59):
don't know melodied on.

Speaker 10 (16:01):
I don't I love singers that make effortless like you
are kind of so good.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Yeah, very basically soundtracked the sixties and seventies, but fame
hit hard.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
His career later got wrecked by drugs.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
And a long stretch of being in hermit mode, which
I can always respect that.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
Of course, the.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Music rule, that's what it's all about. This is his
second and most extreme song, really, this one. Yeah, if
you want me.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
To stay.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Well, sometimes when you're like Listeners is a white person,
it makes you feel kind of cool, right, Yeah, for sure.
Association it makes you feel like I'm not fancy you know,
it's like dance around your house.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
That music.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, it's definitely used like an romantic comedy or something.
I mean, like you know, transition scene. Oh totally, maybe
a montage. Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Well, another Chinese student just got busted at the airport
in Detroit after flying in from Shanghai.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Authorities say she tried to sneak in round worm related
biological materials disguised as plastic cups because that's totally what
you do with that. Well, turns out she also sent
shady packages to the University of Michigan. Researchers lied about
what was inside and wiped her devices right before hopping
on the plane.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
What's going on here? It's totally not suspicious. What was
the other one recently? There was somebody that brought in
those other crop room.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Yeah, she's the third, by the way, she's the third
cause charge in Michigan.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, he is really trying to kill us.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Yeah, with bioshipments. The last one was that crop killing
fungus that like mushroomy stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Before that was COVID and TikTok.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Yes, they're calling it agro terrorism. And while the worm
stuff isn't deadly, the FEDS smuggling it without permits is
still a big red flag. She's currently in custody waiting
on a bond hearing.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
That's weird doing that. Agro terrorism, agricultural terrorism, like the
whatever that fungus would be, that would.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Just kill all the props.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Exactly cool, Thank you cool. Yeah, that's what's going on,
all right, Thank you very much. Gina grad got it.
So we have a situation, you guys. I got a
call yesterday. So it turns out, you know, like super Bowl,
you can't if you if you're whatever, you can't call
it the wood he Show, super Bowl whatever. Oh, they'll

(18:21):
come down the big game the same way that Dick
what's his name, let's let's let's get ready to rumble guy. Yeah,
like like he has narks out there everywhere speaking of
people who will just sue right keep they'll uh, he'll
he'll freak out even if it's like his own recording

(18:43):
and nobody has there's not like a fight, nobody's making
money off anything. It's just like you become a pop
culture I caught a reference. Yeah, good, that's how I
think that'sould be like flattering. You're welcome anyway. So you
can't say super Bowl. You can't do the let's ready
to rumble things the context of some kind of whatever,
Like we couldn't do it before a dumb ass contest

(19:05):
even know it's a dumb radio show. It turns out
Nintendo is one of those things, like the name Nintendo.
You're not allowed to say Nintendo in the course of
a like whatever, like a game right promotion without their
express written consent, Like hey, Dix, I bought uh this

(19:29):
whatever thing you get hear the switch? And I bought
the Nintendo Switch, the new one, with my own money,
and we want to give it away and you're getting
all this free advertising. Why would anybody care? The same
with the NFL, Like, why would you care? Protected? Right,
So I don't, I don't. I don't really understand. So anyway, Nintendo,
to be fair, didn't say anything. It's our dumb ass company.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yes, our own people.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
It's our own stupid people.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
One woman that works down in the promotions department, she's like, well, now,
we'll keep in mind, we promoted it last week and
into the week and through the weekend and all day yesterday,
and they finally get around to noticing it and then
shows how incompetent everybody switches. For the past five years,
we've done a ton of times the charge and Nintendo,
by the way, to be fair, has never said a thing.

(20:14):
Yeah right, I think it's weird that you would be
so uptight about people, you know, so I lumped them
in with all this stuff. But we don't have any
direct uh communication with Schmintendo about that stuff.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
So anyway, long story longer.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
There is this big back and forth between the lawyers
and the promotions people and everything else.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
And so here's here's what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
We are giving away the same gaming system that is
nearly impossible to get impossible to find, except we can't
call it by its name, so it's gonna be the
Schmintendo Smitch Too that you're gonna win. Like you might
not have heard about it, but everybody's trying to get
this Schmintendo Smitch Too. Isn't this better than actually mentioning

(21:02):
the actual item by name and getting that branding out
of it.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Isn't that better? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And you also got the money from the sale of
the actual item. This goes back to why it's dumb.
I don't I'm not getting but we still have the
Schmintendo Smitch Too that you can win with a round
of Woody Show Mission Impossible Trivia. Hopefully it'll be a
little bit more challenging than yesterday's question. We got a
winner on the second one, so that's uh, that's a

(21:35):
that's what we're doing here. Next we'll have another We'll
have another question and you can win a Schmintendo Smitch too.
How's that promotions department? Are we covered? Yeah? What a
dumb business, I thought to myself yesterday. Okay, there are
people who are doing medical research to cure cancers and
you know, help people who are in wheelchairs walk. Again,

(21:57):
what are we working on? What is our company? This
is like huge company.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
What are our people working on?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Hmm? Interesting? We are sitting around having conversations about what
could happen the giveaway and Schmintendo Smitch too and to
call things too. Yeah, like oh, and then how should
we do it. Let's draft some contest rules and make
it really explicit and uh, we should know it's gonna
be caller ten and then you're gonna go to this website.

(22:26):
You're gonna enter this keyword and then we have to
give you a an opt in opt out code that
you have to send because yes, even though you voluntarily
signed up for a contest online to win cash or
a trip to Vegas for our festival or whatever it is, Uh,
maybe you did that and didn't realize that you were
texting and it was gonna be like something you're so

(22:47):
you got a double acknowledge and triple check. And this
is what we're spending our time on.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
The only thing that's frustrating, you know, uh, working in
tech versus radio and our company is really good versus
other radio company. That is true, But like in tech,
they're like just move fast, break things. If you if
there's something you get in trouble with we'll figure out later.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
That's Sammy as the executive producer of the show. Is
that not My motto is, yeah, just make it happen because.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
I like to give people ahead zone.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
No like here, it's just like here, but like our industry,
our industry is like they give me fifteen reasons on
why not to do something right before you even try
it exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
And so if I went through all that, nothing would
ever happen. Then we'd be sitting here doing nothing for
you guys as the listeners that I know, like, right now,
this is the thing, this is what you want. I
have the money to get this and secure it and
give it away. So it's a Schmintendo smitch too. They
have to And if I have to call it a
Schmintendo smitch too, just to get you what you guys want,

(23:52):
we'll do it. Yeah, somebody you should call it a pretendo.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's uh oh and you hear even better the Pintendo
snitch too. Wow. Yeah, that's the winner. Sending that out
to Namika and our promotions department. I love She's a
nice lady, but she's a nark. You're a nark. Namika
a narc the Pintendo Snitch too. Your Chance to Win

(24:24):
coming up next year on The Woody Show. If you
want to call in the play eight seven seven forty four,
what is the number? Could you set up now? And
we'll give you that question. We come back from the
break eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Next.

Speaker 11 (24:37):
This is.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
All right, I'm gonna give this to Gina. Maybe you'll
have better luck.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
The question I picked out yesterday, we got a winner
and the second one, yeah, second person got it all right.
So we we ran into a little issue yesterday. Apparently
we're not allowed to say the actual name of the
item that you bought that I bought with. Yeah, your
money right exactly. And then we're giving away because you
really want it. It's quite popular in fact, yeah, we're

(25:08):
not even charging you, you know anything, We're not making
any money out right stupid anyway, Your chance to win,
And because we got snitched on by somebody in our
promotion's apartment, we're calling it the pretendo so good because
you can't say the really the pretendo snitch too.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Everybody's trying to get these things.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, it's been missioned impossible trying to get them, and
so we have a round up Impossible Trivia. First person
to call in with the correct answer to today's question
will be the winner, and they will win the Pretendo
the Pretendo Snitch. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get used
to that, the Pretendo snitch too. Eight seven seven forty four.
What that's eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Woody?

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Did you find one you like?

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
I did?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Okay, okay, one more time? Number one item? Yes.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
All? I think of three of them?

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Oh yeah, I got a couple.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Let's go to the phones and see if we can
get a winner.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Let's say hi to Jay.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hey, good morning, Jay, good morning, good morning. All right,
so you're trying to win the Pretendo Snitch two the question?

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Yes, Yes, the question is According to surveys, this is
the number one item adults lose in their home.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (26:34):
I'm gonna have to go with.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Wallet?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Wallet? That is incorrect?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Incorrect? Great, Jay, appreciate you calling in.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Let's go to Annie good morning, Annie, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
All right, So the question, according to surveys, this is
the number one item adults lose in their home.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
What is it? That is incorrect? All right, Anny, thank
you for calling. Appreciate listening to show. Let's go to Kimberly.
Good morning, Kimberly, Hello, good morning, he Hi Hi.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
So according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (27:18):
It's a remote control?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Good answer, but no, thank you. All right, Kimberly, thank you,
by ye. Let's go to Justin, good morning, Justin. All right,
so you're trying to win. Are a pretendo snitch too?
And the question you got to come up with the
correct answer.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
For is According to surveys, this is the number one
item adults lose in their home.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I'm gonna go with the cell phone? Oh no, it
is not really. It's my number one idol. We're always
holding it. I know. That's why I got a little stras.
All right, thanks to call. Appreciate you. Listen. Let's say
hi to Rude.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Rudy.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
How's the going Yeah, yeah, all right, so, uh Rudy.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
losing their home.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (28:15):
I don't know if it's been said. I didn't hear
the other people, but I heard remote.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
But how about their king?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
That was a terrible call all around.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Ellen Hey, good morning, Ellen, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Good morning to you. All right, So what is your guess?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
How much your glasses? Very good guess, But no, dude,
my dad and my step mom they share readers. Yeah,
it's whoever picks them up first, and they have they're
all over the house. I can.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
I've seen in other house is where there's like a
basket and there's like five or six pairs of these
like CBS.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
It brings brand readers just sitting around. Let's say I too, Michael, Hey,
good morning, Michael, good morning. You try to win a
pretendo snitch too.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults lose in their home.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I'm gonna go buds? Your buds? No, damn, that's another
good one because that's something that very commonly is misplaced
in our house. They definitely disappear and we try to
do the find my thing, but they're not very loud.
They don't make a big like the way that your
phone will make a big loud sound, or even air
tags will make a big loud sound. These are pretty muted,

(29:36):
especially because they're usually between cushions and couches. Yeah, you'll
never find them. Yeah, things like that. Let's go to
how about Charity? Hey, good morning Charity, Good morning.

Speaker 13 (29:47):
How are you now?

Speaker 6 (29:47):
This is an impossible trivia question.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
This is a good one.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Is it an ear ring?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
It would be in my case, but no, not an earring.
I'm lost, man, I don't know what it would be.
Let's go to Bridget. Good morning, Bridget, good morning. All right,
so impossible trivia here on the Woody Show, trying to
win the Pretendo snitch too.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (30:19):
Is it a wallet?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It is also again not a wallet.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
We've had a lot of guesses already.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, is it virginity. That's a good item. Yeah, let
me see, let me see what it is. I'm curious.
I know I only have one guess left in me. Okay,
this happens in our house all the time. Yeah, yeah,

(30:49):
it's people Like I think people are lying. How's it
not keys? Remote or phone?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Like, once you hear this, yeah, would you agree Gray,
I'm probably not house with adults.

Speaker 10 (31:02):
Well, you wouldn't be surprised. I have a very specific
place where I.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Keep of course, Okay, of course you do. All right,
let's say, how James, good morning, James, morning morning. So
this is the number one item adults lose in their
own home. What is it?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
A wallet?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Still not we mentioned all these things already? Yeah, phone,
it's already been Yeah, we remote has already been mentioned.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
It's not this. So here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
We're gonna regroup, okay, all right, and then we're gonna
get some more people lined up on the phones.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
This is good. This is better than the second person is.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
This is really tough.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
I mean, I don't have all damn day.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I'm in the dark. I still don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Where it is.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
That's a pretendo snitch two that you are trying to win.
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody, and we'll try
to get a winter coming up next. Hang on the show.
We'll be right back. Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continue hiss.
Then let's search for the perfect week. Yeah, hairfly, Sorry,
I'm in hair system, get it. That's not my scalp.

(32:04):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Man, we are trying to give you tough this video
game system that everybody's trying to get.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Right now, it's it's hot.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
People are camping out that they've been camping out. Although
it's it seems to be lightening up a bit. I'm
getting more reports, seeing more people texting and saying that
they've spotted them in different places here and there. That's
the way it's gonna do it. I don't want to
pay for it.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Exactly right.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
So we're trying to give it to you, and we
were telling you exactly what it is. But then some
nark in our promotions apartment snitched up to the legal department,
and the legal department found out that the N word
company doesn't allow people to say the name of that company,
and so in you know whatever, I now, we're gonna
call it the pretendo snitch too is what you're trying

(32:56):
to win? Eight seven seven four What he is the
number that's eight seven seven four or what. It can't
take credit for any of that because it was all
things that people send in on the text, all stuff
I thought was hilarious. So the question is this the
number one item adults lose in their own home. I'll
give you some of the recap of the answers we've
gotten thus far. We've taken about twenty calls and have
gotten seven answers. Wallet, keys, cell phone, earbuds, remote control,

(33:25):
ear rings, and glasses. These are the guesses so far.
None of those are right. Let's say hi to Armando,
Good morning, armandoo, good morning. Give me something other than those.
What is your guess?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, clothing in general.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Clothing with specifically pants, All right, not what we're looking for,
but thank you. Let's go to Aaron. Good morning, Aaron, Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 12 (33:52):
What are your pleasure?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
You know you're.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Nothing for menace or great?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Aaron?

Speaker 6 (34:00):
What's your guess.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
That your wedding ring?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Let's go on, good guess but correct. Let's say hello
to uh Nick, Hey, good morning, Nick, morning morning? All right?
Shoes also wrong.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Let's go to Danny. Danny, what's your guess?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Money?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Money?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Good? One wrong let's go Sean. Sean, Hey morning, is
it mail? Is it mail?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Not mail?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I'd love to lose all the mail.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Let's go to Freddy. Good morning, Freddy, Hey, good morning.
This is the number one item adults lose in their
own home.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
What is it scissors?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Is it's scissors? Scissors in our house?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Really?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
You don't have a proper spot for They never get
put back. Yeah, that's the thing, like something out in
the garage with his hockey equipment or whatever. And then
they live out there, my daughter using them for somebod
They end up in a room. I found them outside,
I found them everywhere, but where they need to be?
And how many pairs do you end up with? Well,
we have two regular para scissors, like you know, just
your and then they also start using when they can't

(35:15):
find those, they start using those kitchen ones that are
meant for like food preparation. Yeah, and they start using
those to cut like a piece of paper for a
project or whatever the hell they're working on, kind of
tag off something. Well, Freddie, congratulations, my friend, you are
the winnow of the.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Pretendo snitch to.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Congratulations, my friends, Hang on one second, we will get
all of your information we appreciate you listening to the
Wooden Show.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
All right, well, that was the opposite of yesterday.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I would ever guess. My guess was kids, you lose yours,
they go?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Is it wallets?

Speaker 9 (35:53):
It's Keys.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Show.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
World Tuesday morning.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
It's June tenth.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
What's the what's the word honoring?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Feeling?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Why? Just it's just like, uh, little things that do
they can get you just get you know how you get,
you get into a mood.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
It's not a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
You can't let the weight of the world hold you down.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Man, it's not that you do. That's I don't think
you know what the word means.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I think it's the opposite of that.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
I don't think you know what the word means.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
It's not honoring, Yeah, but it's an effect from something else, right.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
No, I mean it's not necessarily a bad thing. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
It's not a bad thing.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
It's feeling is not a bad thing a negative context.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
What are you're talking about?

Speaker 10 (36:50):
It's bad, bad tempered? It's yeah, it's it's it is
definitely a negative I think I.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Think of it more like sassy. Yeah, yeah, I've never
heard that in my life.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I think it's like cranky.

Speaker 13 (37:04):
Yeah, oh yeahs No, the definition is bad tempered and combative.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
But I don't know anything. Who is it like that?
You mean either mischievous or it can necessary upside down
that it doesn't It doesn't necessarily because I can mean that.
I know that it can mean that, but that it
doesn't necessarily it's not necessarily a bad thing by definition.
Hold on, maybe you're right, I mean, but I'm saying
my I'm with you. I knew exactly what you meant,

(37:32):
like like.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
This is yeah, this is kind of Twilight Zone ish
because if you say, oh, this tastes bad. Oh, but
by that, I mean it's it's like.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Bad meaning good.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, this chicken's bad chicken. Or I'm sad that everything's great? Yeah,
or is a negative word.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah yeah, now it's not okay branded or apparently I'm
the one to know what the man so same, I
know exactly what you meant.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Yeah, sad to me, sassy.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Is like he.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Really yeah, oh, I don't think of it like like
like hair flipping and putting your hand on your heaving
on ha. I think ornery means like short fused. Yeah, no, no,
I don't see I don't feel that way at all.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah that then, but not even right now we all know.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Yeah, that's especially on.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
A Tuesday, of all day, strange for the buttole of
the week. Yeah, usually this is more like a Thursday.
Yeah kind of kind of thing. You ever feel like
the world is trying to make you run late? Yes,
like today, I got stuck behind a work truck and
a red light, and I thought, I'm gonna sit at
this red light until I died.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Guess who? Uh, guess who was late today?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I was almost like guests who like today? Who was
late today?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Who was?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
It was not late today? Morgan? Morgan was not late today.
The person was late today is the person who won
Employee of the Month. Yesterday was the after party, too crazy,
celebrating that sixty Go figure, poor guy, go figure, it's
just champagne flowing. He doesn't have his headphones in yet, Stamp,

(39:25):
that's all right, he's late to get his headphones on too.
He was all, here you went, you went, employee, you
went employee the month. Yeah, I can do whatever I want.
I owned this this town.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
And then the very and then the very next day
can't tell me what to do. I'm that good. What
happened to you today? I know he was throwing up yesterday.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
Yeah, yeah, no idea, I just the alarm just did
not go off.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Yeah, checks in the mail, dude.

Speaker 9 (39:59):
Yeah so yeah, second alarm, second alarm, the second alarm,
second alarm is going to be set to day.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
If it's any consolation, let me guess you were having
a heart attack the entire.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Way here performing surgery and all of that sea. Wait,
hold on, this is bored back. Second alarm. I have
like fifty alarms to wake up for this place. I
figured everybody did. Yeah I have three, three, one one.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Oh really I have three.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
But also Benji, maybe keep your phone by the bed,
because I called like seven.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I was literally asleep on top of my phone. So
I woke up. It was late. I was on top
of my phone and uh, all right, well that's good.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
Yeah, it's one of those days. Are you feeling ornery?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I just slapped on clothes and yet got here. Cornery
Cornery today feeling real Hornory? What he is? The phone
number you could set us a text over to two
to ninety seven. I'm gonna bring this up and then
we'll open up the phones on this and see what
you're doing for extra money. I just found out something

(41:12):
that Morgan is doing. You know, she's been trying to
get money together for her nose job.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Right, well, this is not for a nose job.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh, this is not part of the nose job fund.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
This is my rent. Oh it is, and feed myself.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I thought this is like I thought it was either
I was convinced it was either for fighting oh no,
like fight related expensive training and things like that, or.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
It was for the nose job fund.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
No, it's because I'm poor.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
It's because you're poor.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
So okay, it's embarrassing to well, that doesn't mean he
doesn't pay for anything, that you're doing it wrong. No,
I'm just independent, so independent woman.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Man.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
All right, So Morgan, tell everybody what you're doing now
for extra money.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
I am collecting cans and bottles and taking them to
recycling places for five cents each.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
And she's into it. We'll get into it's not really no,
because you were like, oh, that's a good one. The
other day in the office. She's like, oh that's a
good one. That one's blah blah, blah blah blah, yielded
Vaughn for holding onto his can. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Well, yeah, I mean I'm thinking, man, if I could
leave here with fifty cents to a dollar every day,
you know, with cans y'all are just thrown away, that
would help me.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Yeah, there was that, and then and then what was
the other one?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (42:19):
She was, Oh, she was excited about this. My son
did it for a minute.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Yes, it's called fetch and you take pictures of your receipts.
What he swears, it's the waste of time. But I've
made like sixty five dollars in the past year from it,
the past year.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
But you've actually seen that money.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Yes, So you can only get it as gift cards.
So I get like Amazon gift card, and that's how
I buy my shampoon conditioner.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
My favorite reference on is because I get my son
did it, and every receipt we got from the grocery store,
from any of that, He's like, where's.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Your receipt, where's your receipt.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
He would take a picture and he'd scan it into
this thing and he was supposed to get and I
think he ever got anything from it. Yeah, he did
it basically.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah, he did it for a year and I don't
know if he ever got a single thing from it.

Speaker 12 (42:58):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Yeah, he wasn't taking mini picks. Then I'm I take
pictures of everything I see a receipt on the floor
or on the street, you know, on the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I'm like, yes, what do they get.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Out of that?

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Is that just like market research of what people are buying.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I'm sure they're stealing our data.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, you must be buying the most random stuff. Then
they're like, this, lady's crazy, and they're not stealing your data,
You're giving it to them. You're you're showing that, hey,
this is what I just bought.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, yeah, please take it past for my shampoo conditioner.
So yeah, be expensive, that's fine.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
Have you examined your spending? Do you have Netflix or
do you buy coffee stuff like that?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
No?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I got rid of all of my streaming stuff so honestly,
And my rent goes up every year.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
And have roommates.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
No, And I heard you trying to get my mom
to move out here with me, But again, she's in
the same financial situation. But I'm also, yeah, not to
get all weird, but I don't have enough money to
move because that costs money. What about so I'm gonna pickle.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
What about I mean, I think it would be amazing
if your mom moved here, But for the time being,
what about a roommate.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
I don't know anyone that's willing to move in, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Friend, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Not that needs actually not many not that.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
The recycling center anybody there.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, that'll be my next stuff for sure.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
Can guy?

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'll ask him.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, like the guy who oversees like the bottle hopper
at the right thing, that's where all the plastics go.
And so when you when you bring it, you just
drop the whole thing. I've always so they sit there
and they count all those things.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
I haven't actually taken them yet. I have three big
bags in my house I'm waiting to take and I've
heard that they do them by weight. Yeah, I don't know.
My dad told me to try out.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
So trying well, you said cans paying more than glass,
but glass would be heavier.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
I as as far as I know, it's just you know,
like diet coat cans and water bottles. Okay, I don't
know if glasses included.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Next list, I'll have a can drive for you. Yes,
that's we talked about doing that, right I yeah, yeah,
we talked about we'll have the morning. Yeah, like you know,
so this week are are you know, cans for Morgan campaign?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Our can Pain.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Campaign will be at this place and people can come
by and just drop off all of their bottles and
cans for Morgan. We'll have john no money. Yeah, you'll
pay your rent and have nose job money. Oh, let
me over. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Some girl messaged me on Instagram yesterday and I don't
know if this is a compliment or if she was
getting a dig at me. She goes, you inspired me
to get a nose job, So I just put a
down payment on my rhino plastic.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh nice.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
And I'm like, yeah, okay, thanks.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
That's cool. That's cool.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Well she's living your dream, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, no, I'm saying, but like it's inspiring. Like, hey, look,
people were doing.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
This something they always wanted to do.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
That'll be That'll be me someday.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
I'm glad my nose can inspire.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It's your goal, not mine. I've told you, like, there's
nothing wrong in your nose. She's so weird about her
nose that it's totally Yes, I've seen people that got
some mad beak, right, and you're not one of those people.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
No, you're okay, well, yeah, agree to disagree.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
But every time we say that, she gets mad at
us because she thinks we're lying.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
See, this is when I need Sea Bass in the room.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
No, you's not going to validate your body dysmorphia. She will.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
What do you what are you doing for extra money?
Eight seven seven forty four? What I mean, maybe you'll
hear like a better idea in here, Morgan?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
You know, yeah, Hey, I'm open to anything. I've been,
you know, trying to do instacar uber eats all of it.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
What about like the gym that you go to for
this fight training stuff? Is there anything that you could
do there? You're going to be there. I'm always thinking
about like places you're alway going to be spending your time,
things that you're already gonna be doing. But if they're
spending your money there, right right, yeah, I have to
that expends stays. But what I'm saying is she can
offset that, then she's spending less money there because whatever
money she earns can go toward her training bill, and

(46:48):
then she spends less money giving it to the gym,
offsetting it because then you see it still works out.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Well, yeah, I'd have to get a personal training license
and certificate that costs money.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, not like that.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I mean, is there anything you get? Its Broad City,
Remember they were like gym cleaners. Yeah, the Elana what's
her name?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I go to very small, like family owned gym. So
there's no front desk, there's comes like you walk in
the alley.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Morgan, would you be down to like escort but not
anything too crazy?

Speaker 12 (47:16):
Y'all know me.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I'll be doing anything if I could just have peace
of mind.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Because I considered that when I was younger and hotter,
like just like go on it, you know, like he
needs a date for a work thing.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Dude, if someone wanted to take me out, sure, but
I don't get offers like that.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, but you don't putting it out there.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Seven for pro tip for Morgan, put a few rocks
in a can or two.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Oh yeah, get banned from the recyclings.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Gym.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah all right, So here's a question, what are you
doing for extra money? Eight seven seven forty four woody
is the number that's eight seven seven forty four woody.
You can send it on the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Hey, look, yeah, why is what
it to make a joke about how Morgan's trying to
survive out of here? It's hard, no kidding, I understand,
it's real hard. You know, we you know, we give

(48:06):
her opportunities for different money things or whatever. Uh, she's
got a job. Also, everybody in his room I believe
has been there. Oh god, you know recently, Yeah, I
mean so, I mean I remember, I remember those days.
I remember that phase of my career. You know that
uh that Morgan's in and you grind through it, and

(48:29):
you know she's got she's got the right and you
do you have the right mindset, like you're.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
A hard worker.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Yeah, you got to be, I mean, and you know, and.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
You do it.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
You do it until you don't have to do it
kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
And then even once you are able to, like then
you know, rent and all these other things are are settled,
then there's like another level of things that you want
or need or you're working for and you want it
until you know, or you do it until you don't
have to do that anymore. You see.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
It's just a it's a growth thing.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I do think step one would bemate though.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Roommate would really do we could find but I mean, like,
have someone in my room with me?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
What about combo?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
When I go to do you have a two bedroom?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Had a two bedrooms? What about Cobo?

Speaker 5 (49:11):
What about him?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
What about him?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I mean, like you split the rent when he doesn't
live there. That's stupid. No, man's going to pay for
rent when.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
He's not there.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Oh no, I'm saying, like you live together?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Why not? He works, you know for two hours international
trip they live.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
We live way too far away. Change that. Our jobs
are very fair.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
It's easy to fix.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Just change that.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Yeah, yeah, try movies.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Have you tried?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
And just move it in the movie?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Show all right, Well, a lot of suggestions coming in.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I really think the the roommate thing could be yeah,
more because a lot of people are saying they were
in a similar situation.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Just looking on the text, I don't know if you're reading.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Them by like, right, but where am I putting this
other person?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
No, you have to have definitely have to move. Yeah,
but even within the same you know, maybe are you
like an apartment building, an apartment complex or what? Yeah? Okay,
so they have other stuff that opens up and you
can say if you, especially if you're a resident, transfer
into another place.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Yeah, well we've got it's like four it's a duplex.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
So okay. Or maybe you can go be a roommate
to somebody else. Yeah, that's that's another thing.

Speaker 10 (50:25):
Or you could go to another apartment building and manage it,
and sometimes that's oh pretty red. And what was that
dumbass Cameron?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Right?

Speaker 10 (50:33):
He did the free rent for managing a place. Yeah,
he did that for a while and.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
They probably managed more than one building. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:40):
So when I was in Morgan's position, yeah, I just
got other people from the radio station that were in
a similar situation, and all three of us just ended
up moving into the same place and living together for
a while until we you know, came up and came
up and got higher positions.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
But you know, how else is here? Is dat dumbass Tyler?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah? Yeah, and he's another one. I mean he's done
a bunch of You've done a bunch of various things. Yeah,
definitely have done the recycling cans.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Bit that that was a while back. Yeah, and how
but how did that go?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Like, you can probably get some decent cause everyone's like
you can, don't do it? Don't do it by weight.
That's how they get you.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
No, So most of them, I haven't done it in
a while, but most of them had like a slot
where you could just put it in individually. It takes
more time, but it counts each one individually, so you
get more money that way. Yeah, if you do it
by weight forever, Yeah, it takes forever, but if you
do it by weight, you'll kind of get ripped off,
all right.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Pro tip.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Wow, And what are some of the other things. I
did Uber for a month. Absolutely hated it, so stop
doing that. I did door Dash for a little bit,
it was all right. The best thing I did Amazon Flex.
That thing came in handy, So Amazon Flex basically you
drive for Amazon to did that. I did that for

(51:56):
about a year and a half. I've been thinking about
picking it up again.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
So you use your own car.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yeah, you use your own car, and you just go
to the warehouse. They give you a number for a crate.
You take all the boxes in that crate, you go
out and deliver more Telsea to Yeah, because like right now,
you're working what three days a week? You said three
days a week in my part time job. Yeah, and
how three days a week, get a part time job.
So how are you making that work?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Just go They pay me well enough, which helps, so,
but just go do the work, come back home. So
and it helps that still living at home at the moment,
because it's a bensive as hell.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, no I didn't. I didn't realize that
you were living.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
At home, ye, saving a ton of money, also paying
off debt that I had from before, and also paying
my parents rent on top of that.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
You have a college degree.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
I do not so I that.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Yeah, okay, I would have one of the that would
have been a game.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
What is his?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
What is Tyler's degree in? Certainly not finance. We heard
about his stupid that's how he got the name dumbass Tyler.
By the way, it gets it a stupid truck that
he bought.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Yeah, he bought it.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
They got a payment of like seven hundred and sixty
bucks a month and it was for like a thousand months.

Speaker 12 (53:06):
Job.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Yeah, that's right, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
He had your job like years ago before obviously you know,
before even the person that you replaced.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
But it was part time then, right, No, it was full.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Time back then. It was full time.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Yeah, yeah, what business did you have paying over seven
hundred bucks a month for a car loan. I've never
done that in my life.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
It's the name dumbass.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Tyler was very much spur of the moment thing, an
impulse by yeahl by, But I paid it off.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I'm going to go on that. Wow. So now it's
just normal credit card debt and stuff like. No normal Tyler. Yeah,
and again going back to like, you know, everybody in
this room has has been there. I couldn't afford to
have a car. I had a public transit pass. It
was forty bucks a month, and sometimes I had to
I told you the little shady stuff I would do
to you know. I was a little bit short to

(53:55):
get that pass. And so like floated through a phony
deposit into an eighty ATM, saying I'm depositing a check.
This before you just deposit the raw check, you'd put
a check in an envelope and put the envelope into
the ATM. And so I thought there was something in
the envelope and there wasn't. But it was just until
the next day when I can get my actual paycheck
in there, just so I could get to and from work.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
Yeah, you know, I slept on my buddy's floor in
East Oakland, California for two years in a ramen every day.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah. So here, this is a lot of this that's
coming in on the text. Has anybody here ever tried
to sell plasma?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
I have not.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I have thought about considered it. Wait, dudes can do that.
I'm pretty sure everybody could do it.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Wait more than you have done this?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
I did it in college to pay for school.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
So many people in college. It says you can donate
plasma first couple of sessions one hundred dollars. After that,
work your way to uh sixty five dollars a session,
and you could donate two times a week. Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
Yeah, Are you using plasma as a different word for blood?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
No, they take the blood.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Out, take the plasma, and then they put your blood
back in.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I totally thought this was like a reproductive.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
It was like, we all get one. This is his honooring.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Yeah, I had hono. Is all that mixed up? You
have this mixed up?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Or no?

Speaker 9 (55:27):
No, I was just saying that I thought it was
part of a reproductive things, Like I thought it was
adjacent to like sewing eggs or something.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Yeah, I didn't know, Morgan. You could be a surrogate mom.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
You have a baby for something, you could tell your eggs.
You're young and hot, you could get.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Up to I've actually looked into that, Gina, because you
get a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
But it's incredibly invasive.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Very very bad.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah, they gotta get your eggs right, extract your eggs exactly.

Speaker 9 (55:52):
You don't want to be like one and done on something.
You want something that's and here's my.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Big issue too, Like there's a lot of great ideas
on text. I already struggle to even have, you know,
enough more than four hours of sleep at night. So
for me to go get, you know, another restaurant job,
I've tried that. It's just I can't.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Physically four to sixty nine. Try Touro. You can rent
your car out. My coworker has a ghetto beater and
she's still renting that bitch out for extra income.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
Dude, I know a couple of people that like have
this Touro thing. Yeah, set up as a full on
business and it's working out for them.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
But what happens if someone like crashes my car?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
There's insurance through Turo.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
Yeah, I mean, it's just they say, it's just something
you're going to have to be prepared.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
For and then you can use somebody else's touro. Like
that's when they crash.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Your bad things are gonna happen. But two nine bartending
is what I do for extra cash. Wag It's a
dog walking app twenty to twenty five dollars for a
thirty minute walk.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yeah, I'm on Rover, the same type of app.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
My friend got a part time job at Buffalo Wild Wings,
only working three nights a week, but she makes a
decent amountain tips. See, I wish I had the time
to do that online surveys. I was making ten to
fifteen dollars. They just doing them while I was at work.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Yeah, and settlements, there's a website you can go on
and you get settlement checks in the mail. It's like
twenty fifteen bucks, you know, but that helps.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Try upside. I got paid for pumping gasoline for your car.
I've heard those commercials. Yeah, what about some house cleaning
do it. That's what my aunt Chrissy does, And she
does that to earn her beer money because my uncle.
Because her beer is quite u that's a big expense. Yes,
she goes through a lot of it. Yeah, she goes
through a lot of it. And so my uncle's like,
you know, I'm not paying for this anymore. You got

(57:31):
to get a job at least to cover your beer,
probably write your own beer.

Speaker 10 (57:34):
Not to be a defeatist, but I see Morgan's point.
There's only so many hours in the day, especially with
her schedule. Yeah, like you could clean all the houses,
work at all the restaurants, work at all the bars, but.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
That one person, I mean, my mental health is already trash.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Morgan. What you're on Rover, Yeah, and is just your name?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
No, I mean all my infos on there. That's how
I found the dog that.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I That's what I'm saying. People can find you just
by searching your name on it.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
I think you have to be in a certain distance, okay.
And then also again, like I can't do overnight stuff
on the weekdays. You know, I used to dog sit
and house it, and now I can't because no one
wants me to leave in their house at two am.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah, so Jeffrey can watch them. I heard. And you
have to sit down, look at your situation, know you
can and can't do and work within those parameters, right,
Like you can sit there all day and you can
find every reason not to do something, and you could
talk yourself out of anything. Right, you got to find

(58:32):
something that works for you for your schedule and if
there's something that's really holding you back, change that, right
you got it's a constant manipulation and tweaking.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Of this and that and to get to the schedule.
And then so like, oh I had to work with
a bar to bar back uh and I was like
I only can do it Friday Saturdays.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
And I'm saying that you pour yourself into the stuff
that has the greatest potential to be more. Yeah right
m hm. So obviously turo wouldn't be something that you
pour a lot into and time wise, or the dog
walking thing unless you're planning on starting like a I
don't know, like a doggy daycare business or something like that.
Like that's just the kind of stuff that that takes

(59:15):
second third tier in your priority.

Speaker 10 (59:18):
Uh, you know, schedule The dog walking thing would be
good schedule wise though, get home, do a couple of walks.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Yeah, Unfortunately, that's like I'm just waiting around for someone
to reach out to me.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Maybe you can make a more of a permanent schedule
with that.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Well, we are going to work more. And I do
like the the can drive dude, right, so many can
you beat? You be feeding cans individually for days to
do it all weekend.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
Ye, But it's worth the extra money in the right run.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, Tyler has a truck if you need it.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
People texting in about their there are like a little
tips tricks things to do to make extra money. And
someone reminded of the old thing that we had heard
about Greg who said if you want if you need
more money, you want to make more money. Their suggestion
was to make more money, make more money. You're like, wow, you.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Know, if you've never thought about think about I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Know we make fun of it, but I totally believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
If you want to make more money, make more money,
you put yourselves in positions to make Yeah. For example,
here at the radio station, the key is to go
and uh, you know, talk to businesses and stuff that
like you have interest that you go to or you
frequent and then get to know those people, set them
up with the sales department, so the sales department will
sell and then you can get and you can make

(01:00:51):
more money. Mena says this all the time. It's why
MENACE's voice is on almost every commercial. He does this
all the time. I go get my own commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yeah, Like they say, there's money in the in the
banana stand, always money, there's money in the sales department.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Like, it's not going to come to you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
You have to get up and walk down there and
speak to those people who are selling the advertising.

Speaker 9 (01:01:13):
You find out the ones that are good, yeah, the
ones that are bad. Never talk to the bad ones
ever again. Now, the other thing you can do is
just win the lottery.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
You could, and it's relatively easy. Now that's easy. There's
a guy in Boston. I was reading about him. He
bought his daughter and always thought it was a tacky gift.
When you give people a lottery ticket, I'll take it. Yeah,
scratcherr ticket. Yeah, it just seems like, I don't know,
you buy like some cheap dollar scratcher and you put
it in people's potential. Yeah. Anyway, that's what happened here.

(01:01:42):
This guy in Boston bought his daughter a lottery ticket
and hit for two million dollars. She's using the money
to buy a house and to pay for college. I
wouldn't even dude, I wouldn't even feel like, oh man
about that. Yeah, because it's your daughter. As a parent,
your biggest concern is making sure your kids are going
to be out there and independent and take care of themselves.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
And she's good to front like.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Tyler ended up back on the doorstep.

Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got two million bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
She'll be I got two million bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
I was just reading a story about this woman who
was a waitress that this guy gave her like a
lottery ticket and got ten million dollars and then wanted
it back. No, he didn't want it back, but his
all her coworkers like started suing her like crazy, you said,
if you ever won the lottery, you would share it

(01:02:35):
with us, and that a contract. And then the guy
that gave him a lot of lottery ticket like conspired
with the other workers and said, well, I said, if
you ever won, you got to buy me a truck. Yeah, okay,
all right, And so he helped out their cases. But
then finally all got dismissed. But then she had an

(01:02:56):
ex husband that said you better give me some money.
I'm gonna kill you, and then they got it into
like a standoff and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
She ended up shooting him.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
It was why she goes to jail.

Speaker 9 (01:03:04):
She didn't go to jail because it was self defense.
Oh and then and then her up. Then her husband
at the time was the voice voicing her, so he
can get part of the money. They never know like
how much she ended up with. But so there forever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Bottom line, win the lottery and make more money eight
seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two two
nine eight seven your chance in a second.

Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
This is.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Like a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Moving right along here on this Tuesday morning. Yeah, so
money was Woody. That's great gory. There's Menace. What is up, Woody.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
It's our social media director.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
You can find us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
You can follow us on social media, The Woody Show,
Jini Grand, we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan
is here. We've got Bond, our video producer Board and
our employee of the month Menji, who was here. So
we have some audio that we're gonna play for you.

(01:04:08):
Morgan went to a French bulldog convention Lucky or a
meetup meetup, which I'm surprised Menace didn't go. See Beast
was supposed to go, but he had a conflicting thing. Yeah,
that was the same time that this French bulldog meetup
was happening. Yeah, I was happening during the EEDDC weekend.
Menace was already out doing that and see Bess forget

(01:04:29):
where he was. But anyway, Morgan was happy to go
to go cover that and talk to people with the
world's ugliest dogs and no, they're not have the cutest.
And there's there's more of a wrinkle to this one.
I mean, all these conventions are interesting in their own way.
This one certainly was, and we'll explain that to you.
There's a convention actually going on this week in Dallas.

(01:04:50):
Talk about a party, the Southern Baptist Convention.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Their meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
On the agenda, I saw a thing about this resolutions
calling for a nationwide porn man, oh that'll happen, reversing
same sex marriage, restricting sports betting, and pushing and pushing
for more babies. I guess we're not making enough of those.

(01:05:17):
I think there's a lot of people on the planet
seven billion. See people always talk about like how crowded
everything is. And when we were in Alaska.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Around room.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Activities or anytime anytime you're in a plane and you're
flying over and you're like looking down, You're like, wow,
there's really nothing out. You're not even that far from
where you took off from.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
Yeah, neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
They just need to make other places cooler. Yeah, there's
just no, there's just no room in the cool neighborhood,
you know what I mean, Like the cool neighborhoods all
full up.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Yeah, you can make the middle of nowhere awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Yeah. Yeah right. They're pushing for more babies. They want
laws to reflect what they call the Biblical order of creation,
which means no gay marriage, no lady pastors. Oh I
can't have that important.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Definitely, no, only fans.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
They're also expected to deal with some other church issues,
like kicking out the churches who have the female pastors.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
But that's something I never understood about religion, Like if
if you're religious, then that's something you're imposing on yourself.
How do you impose that on somebody else who doesn't
believe what you believe? You know, like let the let
the Baptists not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Then why do I have to do it?

Speaker 13 (01:06:32):
Because you're a missionary and you're trying to get more
because you believe what you believe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Because.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
The Gospel read that gospel. Okay, yeah, So the Southern
Baptist Convention is happening in Dallas this week. I wonder
if they fly on like uh, strippers and porn stars
for that one too, probably the way the Super Bowl
And so Morgan from the French Bulldog meet up and
it's another original game that Morgan came up with, how

(01:07:02):
much for that stupid French bulldog? Because these things are expandsive.

Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
They got to be made, they can be yeah, got
to be created.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
I've not heard of one that's not menace.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yea, it can be, you know not. I've not heard
a reasonable price that anybody's paid for a French bulldog yet.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Obviously a lot of people ask me about French bulldogs
since I have them, and I always say, you know what,
French bulldogs are kind of like dog ferraris. If you
maintain them, they they can't you know. The price is
like not crazy out of control. But if you don't,
it's going to cost you a lot of money. Like
you feed them, Yeah, if you feed them properly, and

(01:07:41):
that's of them.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Oh that's that's not even the price I was I
was talking about just getting them.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Yeah, yeah, driving one off a lot Yeah, a Ferrari
costs a lot of money get and it costs a
lot of money to maintain.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
So he's agreeing with you. Yeah right, not that they
can be expensive. They are, Yeah, I was saying because
when you talk about how much people pay because all breeders,
you don't see them at shelters never. They're always being
taking care of the shelter population. It's the same way
you don't but you don't see other high high fashion things.
Are these very you know, the things that people use

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for status status. You don't see a lot of those
thrift stores. Yeah right, exactly. So I've never heard like
the the cost that somebody pays a breeder for a
French bulldog to be anything reasonable.

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
And they are hidden miss because they can either be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
All right, well we'll see what Morgan found at the
French bulldog meetup. How much would you pay for that
stupid French bulldog? All right, welcome back, everybody. It is
the Woody Show, and all the times for men us
to walk out of the studio. It's right, we're going
to talk about a French bulldog convention. Must have special material.

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If only he had a copy of the schedule for
the show would have he would have seen everything? Would
it would have been? Okay, Menace all the times, where'd
you go, Buddy, Morgan gave me something? So yeah, Morgan
went out to a French bulldog Is it like, yeah,
what is it like a meetup or like a full
on convention.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
The awards, ceremony, trophies and a dog show. There was
merch you could buy just for French bulldogs.

Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
And this was the reason this was on MENACE's radar
was that I would have gone to but he got
to put postponed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Is that it was a there's a certain clientele high
society that would be the Hood.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
They have really embraced French bulldogs and the whole all
bulldog breeze in fact, or have been embraced by the Hood.
And that was what because the flyers for this were
like they look like like Friday Night, club Night, the
old cash Money record album.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, it wasn't just awards. I mean they had all
kinds of stuff going on there, celebration French sheets.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Yeah, they were selling some apparel and then you know
cool like Sickma.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Old Star Bully magazine.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Yeah, like a world Star hip hop I think is
what they're going on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
They called this the only frenchies meet up, like only fans, right,
it's all like nineties or two thousand style club flyer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yes, there was probably a station there where you can
get your French bulldog's picture air brushed onto a T shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Yeah, they air brushed shirt. It's always big in the hood.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Their own chair that everyone likes taking pictures on these days.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I got a thrown chair. He let me put my
I sent a picture there. It is like Charlotte Mae
to God.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
I sent a picture to you minutes when I was there.
But I found this guy. He had a what do
you call it? Like a ring, but it's like goes
all across his Yeah, it's all real. But it was
like only French cheese sick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Yeah. Have you been to any of these French bulldog
meet up things?

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
I have not, No, because they just recently became on
our radar. I mean, I mean I've seen them on
social media, but they're never been one close to us.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
So Morgan was there covering the French bulldog meet up,
the French Bulldog whatever convention class, and you were and
you were talking to people. Now we have a game
that we're going to play. Yes, And I think we
played a game like this before.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I think it's a menace original right, a menace original game.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
How much for that stupid what was the price for
that stuff? It's very different?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Yeah, I asked people, how much did you pay for
that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
Okay, did you say it that way?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
I absolutely the very sensitive French bulldog community.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
You know something about this community. I felt really comfortable
around them. I had no problem saying to people.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
And somebody goes to punch you, now that you've been doing,
like fight, you just set him back. All right, Well
here's the first person. Who is this?

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
So this woman's name is Amy, and I'm starting with
her because this is where I started in my day.
And pro tip, if you're at an event, don't go
right by the people with the mics, because then you
know there's a lot of loud background background noise, blah
blah blah. So this is when I was actually inside
the little convention area. Okay, okay, before I made my
way outside. But this is the most passionate woman I met.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
That same Okay, this is Amy, Amy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
What's your dog's name?

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Peter?

Speaker 12 (01:12:12):
Pet he's a bull pink koi as in the Koi fish,
the husky Jean and the marl Jean have to jug
together to make a toy, which means to get produced
oil or husky.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
See back to the lab.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
That's one of the things we always talked about these dogs,
like these dogs are created in.

Speaker 9 (01:12:31):
A yeah, but happening lately and I think this is
what she's alluding to. Are getting to is in the
French bulldog community. They're starting to make fluffy French bulldog.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Those are cute. They're like door hair, not short hair,
long hair French. There's super cue. When you're in the lab.
You can engineer them any way you want. Yeah, they're
going to start doing this with babies, right, So, yeah
they are. So they call them cooi because it looks
like coi pondfish.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
They're actually cuter than the normal.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
What they want that an orange. There's like the spotted
ones like black and white to amy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
So what do you say to people that are mad, like, oh,
they can't breathe, they can't you know function?

Speaker 12 (01:13:08):
Oh well, I just had two natural deliveries. My vet
told me only ten percent survive.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
And it's a business. That's the whopping business.

Speaker 12 (01:13:18):
Yes, we had complications. One got stuck because the other
one came and deformed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
I'm nothing. Everything works out. The other delivery went.

Speaker 12 (01:13:26):
Smooth, but the first one that had a deformed baby
and it got stuck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Thank god. Because my bet did not want to give
me pe tosin or oxytocin. He said, I'll give it
for your friend.

Speaker 12 (01:13:37):
She's, oh, why not friend? She's oh, because they misuse it. Oh,
but they don't misuse it and other dogs that thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
That sounds brit sounds insane.

Speaker 9 (01:13:46):
Yeah, I know you so like what she was just saying, spearmongers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
This is just one question. She just went rolling.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
So the vet won't give them pain medications because people
who own French bulldogs tend to steal it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Hern around and sell it or use it themselves. Are awful,
awful people. It's one step away from breaking into the
vet's office to steal this stuff to then turn around
and sells. You'll be at least, I'm you're paying you
for it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Yeah, so I had another bad contact.

Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
You did give us me too, said we're able to
take out that that baby that was not formed.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
You stick in your thumb.

Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
You in one side, your index finger, your middle finger
the other side. Once you grab your shoulders to pull
with all your mica. It doesn't matter meaning to sacrifice
the baby, but save the mother and the rest. And
you know what, that baby came out alive, and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
So did the next one. Oh my god, give you
a I gave her a high five.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Give into the fear.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
So how much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Wait to introduce you to my new French bulldog. Is
name's mush Yeah, inesting the one that survived.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
I'm guessing right by the way. The question was does
your French bulldog breathe? Okay? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
The question was what do you have to say to
people that think, you know haters?

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Yeah, and the haters haters just got stronger. These are awful,
you know, because people say this about everybody. Any abuser
will always say, but I love my fill in the
blank animal kid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Whatever doesn't matter. You're still an abuse.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
Why thing is why she hung up on the National
birth If she's having all these issues, she's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Well, we had a long combo. I had to cut
it out, but she was expecting another berth with.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Something anything I'm gonna spit on my fingers real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
I think she had, you know, birth on the brain.
She was ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
All right, So how much did Amy pay for her
dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
The number I always heard was like four grand, but
I think after inflation we're probably like, I'll say six grand.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
But do you think she paid that much? Because she
clearly has access to people who are breeding them, she
has like the like the inside. I guess I'm saying
she probably got a deal. It's probably only eight thousands. Yeah,
called birth for you. Let's go to the one person
who's got a French bulldog, Mana, so we'll start with you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
I'm thinking like, yeah, she's part of the process, so
she she got a deal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
So I'm thinking, like two.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Thousand is the number we're talking about what she paid
for a stud fees or what she paid for her
original French bull dog.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Right, It's all I asked is what she paid for
her dog?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Yeah, how much does she pay for a dog? Okay,
so Menace is two thousand. Uh, it doesn't sound like
she has much more than two thousand dollars, So I
will I will go twenty two hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
I think Menace is right, I think she has a plug.
So I'm gonna say the discounted price of twelve hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
All right, I'm gonna go out on a major limit.
Say she paid nothing, she was doing somebody in favor,
or she's very involved in the projects, she's in the community.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
I'll say three thousand, three.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
Thousand, Sea Mass Yeah, I'll go with six six thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
All right. How much did Amy pay for this dumb
French bulldog?

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
How much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?
Straight out? Twenty thousand, straight up?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
No more, no, no more or less.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
But it was worth it so because she wanted to breed.

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
Well, she did mention that she was paying five hundred
dollars a day for somebody to take care of it.
But I didn't really think she was actually chewing that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
I like that, and I don't know, you know, the
French bulldog stuff, but it must be a super rare
breed I think was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
It was like a choy was like, oh yeah, yeah,
did she look like a woman of means?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
She had.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Again, and they're all walking around with all these expensive dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
So rich's people, you know, don't look like they have money.
Bill Gate, it's known for his blame. Yeah right, but
I think I think you picked up Yeah, exactly. All right.
So Morgan is at the Frenchie Convention, the Frenchy meet up.
And who is this next person that you talked to?

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
This is THEO and I noticed him because he had
some some shiny stuff in his teeth. Oh yeah, the
girl going, yeah, THEO, I got closer, You got a
real one. How much did the grill cost you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
It was just like two mans?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
This is a pullout.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
So what's your friendie's name?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
This is Rice Cake aka mister Niongao.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
He's from China, legit from China.

Speaker 11 (01:18:11):
Yeah, direct Import, Grand Champion line all the way. Five five,
five generations.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Up, five generations up. Did he win any awards today?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
He didn't yet, but we you know, we got till
nine to nine pm to night. We're still competing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
And how old is here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
He is eighteen months?

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Sorry to be weird, but those are hanging man. Is
that like a pride thing with French bulldogs or how
do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
If there was a competition, he would take that home.
He's first place for that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
What does he like to do in his free times?
He play with balls? What does he do?

Speaker 11 (01:18:44):
He just lounges, you know, he catch him at the gym,
you know, doing his crunches.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Look at him, he's a little gorilla.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Do you take him everywhere with you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Everywhere? We have a weird code pendant relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Do you ever get in trouble like taking him to
grocery stores and stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I keep us so vest on him, procedure.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Any of that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
So one last question, how much did you pay for
this dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
So I have a suicide pack with my dog, and
yet you know what, I don't have.

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
Service vest by the way, which is which is a
misdemeanor in many states to a fake service animal.

Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
Uh well, he said it was a little gorilla.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
That's what I'm noticing about these hood French bulldog's menace
is they're extra wrapped. They breed them so that they
they I don't know how they get off the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
Yeah, well you're look like the American bulldog is they
cross him with frenchy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
So now they are these massively jack They're way bigger,
tiny little like rolls of fat.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
And in another these guys like we just interviewed, they
they beef with other breeders on social media and they
talk smack about each.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Other's the hawks. I'm sure, Well, THEO seems very chill.
He might be a little high.

Speaker 11 (01:19:57):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
How much do you think he paid for his dumb
friend bulldogs? That's again we will start with you.

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Eight thousand, eight thousand, all right, Greg Gory, let's go
ten thousand, oh thousand. One quick question? What color did
you see this one?

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
The color of the dog? Yeah, it was black. I think,
Oh okay, pretty regular looking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Uh, it's regular.

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
Then I'm gonna go seven thousand, seven thousand shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
He was very happy to tell you that it was
an imported dog, so I think that's more expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
So I'll say twelve.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
Thousand, twelve thousand, Yeah, twelve thousand and one for the
same reason.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say six thousand, five hundred.
Oh okay, all right, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
I'm gonna say five thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Five thousand, al rights, find out THEO. How much did
he pay?

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
How much did you pay for this dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
Twenty grand twenty three?

Speaker 11 (01:20:51):
The house I traded in my jeep wrangler am I
BMW one five twenty eight. Yeah, traded on both.

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
Okay, you don't hear about black French bulldogs going for
that much. It's like the gray ones. The blues are
the ones that are like the twenty grand or the
twenty grand range.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Maybe I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Menace was insane. I forget how much you paid, but
like I remember thinking, like, man, that's insane. So what
is the Is it simply first training for a thousand
dollars just in case anybody gets in, Like Menace did
not pay anywhere close to twenty thousand dollars. Still a
good amount of money, but nowhere close to twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
That sounds like the going great according to the ass
for the.

Speaker 10 (01:21:32):
First two and that's probably your medical bills every year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I don't want to hear these people so many issues.

Speaker 9 (01:21:38):
I think they're making a business out of it. That's
why they're putting twenty grand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
It's like it's like how pot shops.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
No one's making business on those because everybody's like, oh,
free money, free money.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
So who they're selling these to? Other moral all that
guy's stud feeds. That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
You were talking about this dog's big, pendulous.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Balls, Okay, so I blurted, that's going to be I would.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Imagine that's for the stud feed, like he's gonna hire
it out or whatever. But like how many of those hands? Damn?
Like two adult.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Fists, like yeah, but also a little tiny French Well
it was in one of those stroller things. Of course
those dogs walk.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Because if they get hired. I got one more clip here,
one more to gas. How much did you pay for
that dumb French bulldog at the Frenchy meet up?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
All right? This is David, probably the most normal guy
I talked to that day.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
That's on a curved David. What's your dog's name, Dylan?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
How old is he?

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
He's two years old.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
I know you got the Louis Vuitton little leash thing.
How much was that alone?

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Probably about got to keep them dripped up?

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
What do you have to say to people that don't
have French bulldogs?

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
They're great dogs, they're lovable dogs. I mean, if if
you could show off a pit bull, why not, so
show off a French.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
Right, why not?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
That's why we're here, only Frenchies.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
So everyone says that pit bulls will kill children, they'll
kill your families, But that's not true about French bulldogs,
is it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
No, it's not French. He's all they'll they'll keep your
toes but not kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
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Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
How much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
All right? Well, dude, if it's as dumb as you
are with picking like an instagram, I learned that from
men as.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
I never really thought about it, but like the more
you have to explain.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Underscore underscore dot yeah, yeah, backslash even.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Like dude, he got he was like two seconds away
from getting a totally free plug for his but he
made it too difficult that we laughed over it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:46):
Yeah, yeah, Dazz Dillinger is in the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Yeah, all right, how much did David pay for his
dumb French bulldog? Greg Gory?

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
I mean, I guess I should guess twenty thousand exactly.
I'll say seven been thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Seven thousand, all right, Gina grad.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
I'll say the now apparently not ridiculous price of fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Thousand, fifteen thousand dollars, Sammy eighteen thousand, eighteen thousand dollars,
I was gonna go closer to twenty. I'll go seventeen
thousand dollars. I'm gonna guess he traded in two cars
and his Harvard MBA. Okay's more, I'm going on. We're
going eight thousand, eight thousand, so low. All right, let's
find out, David, how much did he pay for that
dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
How much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
I paid a lot of money. Ten thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
How old was he when you bought him?

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
He was a puppy, newborn ten thousand. That's the cheapest
dog there, and a lot of it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
I didn't include them because I thought it was not
part of the rules of the game. But a lot
of people I talked to I'd get to the last
question and they say, oh, nothing, I made him.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
What when you and another dog love somebody very much?

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
Well, in the last we create you said, how should
you pay? How much did you pay for that opportunity?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Right? Essentially? Wow? True, everybody's trash.

Speaker 10 (01:25:01):
Everybody I see is a rich trash.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Yeah, well that's more money than me, but rich borrowed?

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
I say, yeah, I wonder what the average a pr.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Is yea on these Yeah, like you turned in these
two cars. Look at those sweeties right there to buy
something that's that's just suffering its entire life. Yeah, like
you know what, this didn't This is what I've already had,
didn't appreciate enough. Something is gonna last less less time.
These dogs get those jobs. Now that's the saddest thing

(01:25:32):
I've ever heard, because they get no jobs, no problem,
but a dog can't. Okay, but think about how cool
you look on Instagram? About how many dogs died in
a shelter. Will you paid ten gies for that?

Speaker 9 (01:25:44):
We never see a French sean in a shelter, so
it seems like they're fixing that issue.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Thank you showing all right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Yes, we do get your messages. Do you guys get
my messages? I've never gonna response anymore. You do, really
what I mean, you're not the only person texting. I
will say that, so you know, we do our best
to read and sometimes my wifles in.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
It to me.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Sometimes she goes, are you listening?

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
I go, yeah, but you didn't say anything that would
listen a response, you bet.

Speaker 10 (01:26:15):
Yeah, that's like a lot of the text or sometimes
it's just there's not really much to respond to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Check like this one hearing about the Frenchies makes me
lose my faith in humanity, Like, what do you agreed?

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
Like, we got it, we got it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
I'm just letting you know, like sometimes if you don't
get it, if you don't get a text back, that's
why that's not a personal thing. I'm going to write
back disagree and no nobody, nobody's been blocked from from
the text. It doesn't work that way. Someone says, I
know a guy with the French she she has one eye.
I'll try to get a pick, like how much you get, Like,
how much do you pay for a one eyed French discount? Right?

(01:26:52):
I got my mon signs that though I.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Got my friend she from a rescue. She is perfect.
She was two when I got her, and she is
very well behaved.

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
Yeah, once in a while they'll show up on a rescue,
but a Frenchy rescue, it's very rare.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Yeah. So are the Frenchie rescues just empty?

Speaker 9 (01:27:08):
Yeah, they're like they have to have like one a
month or something like the Islands to a.

Speaker 10 (01:27:13):
Friend who recently did one of these Frenchy rescues, and
it's not been easy. The dog has to wear a diaper,
it's in and out of the even times.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
A day's somebody said the French chees are just a
status symbol. If you see a chick walking two Frenchies
down the street, you know that bitch is wearing Lulu
Lemon everything to her pilates class and drinking water from
a Stanley tumbler Lemon? Is she poor? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
What's the what's the new one?

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Yellow?

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, very anywhere now, Dammy always wears yeah everything.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
I see that logo whatever everywhere now? And what is
that that's the new Lulu Lemon? Yeah for sure. Is
it just like sweatshirts, it's at leisure, it's just tennis dress.
I don't like tennis leggings and stuff too. Tuning in,
you're missed the audio from the Frenchy meet up. That's

(01:28:06):
Morgan went to. We have that for you on our podcast.
Just hit up The Woodies Show dot com or wherever
you find your favorite podcast, The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Yeah, it is Tuesday morning and today's holidays. It is
National egg roll Day. Yeah, which again, I know you
probably have your favorite Chinese place that offers the egg rolls,
but I got to give a shout out to the
very available Jack in the Box.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
That's one thing. I know, that's one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
You laugh, But dude, have you had the fresh hot
out of the friar egg rolls to Jack in the box.
It's it's cafeteria grow.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
No, they are not. How dare you? How dare you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Little ladies from Muhan back there are little sauces up there.
Why does that to be a little lady from Wuhan
making them? Because I don't need them to be out,
I need them to be good. They're hot and crispy. Dude,
they're so well Yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
How dare you? Geez man?

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Quite easily? Yeah, anyway, so available because everybody you know
can get to a Jack of the box. Everybody can't
get to like this one little Chinese place, just.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
One little town.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
I'll tell you. It's a National ballpoint pen day, Greg,
How seriously you take your pen?

Speaker 10 (01:29:25):
Not a big fan? I like the I don't even
know what you call it. Like I described this one
that I'm using, which is ballpoint.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Yeah, but it's kind of sticky, kind of glidy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
Yeah, it's not stick o. Wow, you know what I mean?
You don't know what it was on the side.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
It doesn't true.

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
It's called a true red even though it's black.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Okay, true?

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Zero point seven? Greg Greg has used the same kind
of pen in the almost twenty years I've known. If
that's true. It's National bedbug Prevention Day, Yes, please dirty,
National black cow Day.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
It's National Call your Doctor Day?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
A right, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
National forklift Safety? Menace? You used to drive a forklift?

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Yes? I need to renew my license. I was just.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
Expired thirty years ago.

Speaker 9 (01:30:06):
I was just looking into it and I was thinking, Oh,
it would be kind of fun as a group effort
that we all got our forklift license.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I found a place so we can do it.

Speaker 10 (01:30:15):
Yeah, really, yeah to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
It's a National Urban Spices Day, and say his National
ic TA Day. You know how much I love a
good ice team. Yes, that's all. You love everything, the
only thing you have many loves. Well, we have the
latest what's happening in the entertainment world?

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
Menace? What he got for us?

Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
Well, we know Steve Goomberg because he's our legal best friend.
He's shouted out the wood he showed before on a
cameo The Gootness.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
If you don't know what movie would you play.

Speaker 9 (01:30:47):
I wonder why Goomberg never got to the status of
like Tom Hanks or something like that, because he was
in a lot of great movies in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Such a good guy.

Speaker 9 (01:30:55):
Yeah, I mean he consistently has been working ever since.
In nineteen eighty though, he came out with the movie
called Can't Stop the Music. It was about a DJ
that wanted a form of music group. It was actually
very it was terrible and bomb it bombed. It bombed
pretty hard. But he made the movie with Bruce Jenner

(01:31:17):
at the time, now known as Caitlyn Jenner, and he
said that that Bruce had a funny suggestion back then
that they were wearing really really tight short shorts in
the movie, and he said that Bruce suggested that they
stuff their shorts and made their bulges bigger.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
It'll be really fun, you know, our bulges.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
They need to be bigger. Women love bulges.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
Yeah, what she says is kind of funny now since
Bruce is now Caitlin, But yeah, big bulges back then
was requested.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Travis Barker, you know him. He's from Blank one A two.
He's a drummer. Bulg stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:31:56):
Yeah, Corney Kardashian stuff. Well, he is from Fontana, California,
and they just gave him his own street the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Wouldn't you love to have.

Speaker 10 (01:32:07):
Your own street, Barker Boulevard.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
Yeah, Travis Barker Boulevard. He did have a run before
the event because he know he has he has a
run club now, So they had a run and then
they had a big old ceremony about it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Would you want a street or would you want to
keep the city? What would you want about a statue?

Speaker 10 (01:32:25):
Key is like one day people deface the statue, street immortalize.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
Yeah, awesome, Yeah, I'll take a street to people steal
street signs. True, but still your street another but people
can take funny photos with your statue though, like oh yeah,
like they're doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
Yeah, there's the.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Whole doing it post, the whole do it. Okay, dude,
still taking street? Who know?

Speaker 9 (01:32:53):
Who knew that Jason Biggs could be my brother because uh,
he apparently did something that I did, but instead of cookies,
it was cocaine. So Jason Biggs was recently on a podcast. Now,
if you don't know who Jason Biggs is, he's the
lead guy in American Pie who had sex with the
pie but he was talking on a podcast about how
he was super addicted to cocaine. Who knew he was

(01:33:15):
a cocade and he was trying to throw away cocaine
into the trash outside of his house, and he threw
it away and then he went back and snorted it again.
But he's like, I need to bury it deeper so
I don't go back for it. Well, apparently, he said
he went back into his house up to a second
story and started thinking about that cocaine again, and then

(01:33:37):
went back and started digging in the trash and found
the rest of the cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
You can't bury that deep enough. The thing as left over. Now,
why does this relate to me?

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
Because I did share a story one time when I
was super high and I threw away some cookies that
were still wrapped, and because I thought they were kind
of stale, but I want to dig digging in the trash,
and I went.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
George cast that, Yeah they did that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
That.

Speaker 13 (01:34:03):
Yeah, he took food out of the trash at like
his a girl he's dating's parents' house and they catch him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Loading.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
It also happened on Sex and the Studio.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:34:13):
Oh really, Miranda dug that cake out because it's good man.
When you're high and those cookies are there, you start
thinking about them. All right, Hoda copy? Are you a
big fan of Hoda?

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Love the Hot?

Speaker 9 (01:34:24):
Well, you know how she's like not going to do
her show anymore. But we hear about how Kelly Clarkson,
even though she's like top rated television talk show, she
doesn't want to do it anymore, and she keeps on
trying to figure out ways how to get out of it,
allegedly and I'll do it all day. She wants some
like kind of move production from New York to Texas,

(01:34:47):
and she's kind of fighting with the network about that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Well, they said that Hoda might take over. Oh are
you gonna do Hodah over? Kelly? I know who she is,
but I've never watched her. She hosts like the fifth
hour of the Today's Show.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
I mean, she really knows how to do interviews, but
Kelly's so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Would she do? I highly doubt that, highly doubt that?

Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
All right, speak, Oh, going back to drugs real quick,
Miley Cyrus says that she would lie to her accountant
on how she's lie to her accountant on the bills
for her drugs, and she would write it under vintage clothes.
So she would say, oh, I bought this fifteen thousand
dollars shirt that used to be John Lennon's and then

(01:35:34):
write it under vintage, and then her accountant would come over.
It's like, oh, let me see that shirt that you bought.
She's like, oh, it's upstairs. But that she was really
buying drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
See that's what I've been saying.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
So many things that were like you paid how much for?
What is a front for her?

Speaker 8 (01:35:49):
Well, let's to say art and stuff like like, yeah, collectibles,
because you could value that at almost anything, right, yeah,
price wander it the.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Million dollar banana?

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Okay, right, Well, apparently she spent a.

Speaker 9 (01:35:58):
Lot of money on vent clothes, oh Christ and Cavalary.
You know, she was married to Jay Cutler, the professional
football player, and she was on the hills and all
go to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
The tickets to go watch her do a podcast. Yeah
they do. She sells out. Well, she she just recently lawns.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
She just recently shared that she totally cut off her
father and she said it was the best decision she's
ever made.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Well, can you imagine being attached to your father like
that your entire life? I know, you cut him off
to put him off. But she said, he you know,
all all he did was bring sadness and anger into
the family. And she said, you know what, kind of
over it And she says, the best decision ever, just
cutting off a family member like that. Now, let me
ask you a question. Let's say you were a conjoined twine.

(01:36:47):
I'm just going to throw it out there, right, would
you want to be separated?

Speaker 10 (01:36:52):
Absolutely? If I couldn't be, I'd rather be dead. I
saw I would.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
I saw a thing about these conjoint twins and like, Nope,
we can't ever imagine being a part, right, That's all
they know. Yeah, And it's the same like you'll hear
from people who are deaf saying that they don't want
cochular implants or like because like it's somehow it's like
their community. Well, yeah, bad community. It's a bad thing

(01:37:19):
to be able to hear when you're not naturally able
to hear.

Speaker 9 (01:37:24):
I think that's just haters within the community might not
be able to get that done.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
It is.

Speaker 13 (01:37:28):
When it's families of deaf people, they prefer that you
because they don't see it as a disability. They don't
think there's anything wrong and so that's why they don't
like people to go like, oh I need to hear,
because they're like, no you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
We're fine, okay, but wouldn't you like to hear? But
if you haven't been able to I guess it depends.

Speaker 9 (01:37:46):
Like with the twins, they don't know a different life
than that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:49):
Right, Like if there were people who could fly, and
they say, hey, see best you can't fly, you want
to fly?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Say yes, yeah, yeah, exactly, Well, especially if it's one
of the main everybody has your main senses. Yeah, we
can all do it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Yeah, Like I would totally.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
I would totally want to do anything I could to
be able to hear.

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
If you could hear, and then you want deaf, I'm
sure because you would know that life even.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
If I couldn't, I would be like I want to
hear him.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
I would say, yeah, you would.

Speaker 10 (01:38:14):
I mean, if you would have joined, there's no way
you wouldn't want to be separated.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Also depends on I think where you're conjoined, Like did
you ever see like you can joined like the head sleep,
how could you sit comfortable?

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
One of them married, one of them is in schoolcore lesbian.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Did you see there was some conjoined sisters and they
got married. Yea to this dude, they both married, Brittany
and Abigail, only one of them, only one of them married.
I'm saying, yeah, how do you do that?

Speaker 9 (01:38:41):
One says that she listens to music while they're having sex.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
That's right for the bay. Can she feel it? Yeah?
I wonder Yeah. And what if she was a lesbian?

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
Yeah, then the married sister would have to go along
with lesbian total.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Yeah. Yeah, tonight's Lesbiandnesdays and Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
All right, thank you very much, menace, no problem. Time
for your birthdays show Shiverday.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
We're gonna it's Shiverday. We're gonna sit. She was like,
it's Shiver Day, and you know we don't do all right.
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Kate Flannery Meredith
on the Office. She's sixty one years old today, but
one of the best comedians in the game. What is
your favorite? Bill Burr is fifty seven. He got Gina

(01:39:31):
Gershaan from show Girls Face Off Brooklyn nine to nine.
She's sixty three. Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated model, married
a Astro's picture Justin Berlander.

Speaker 8 (01:39:40):
Is she still doing Okay, I supposed to be she
had that she has an awesome body, had but then
it seemed like she was always a big girl in
a hot girls body.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
I wonder if she's doing Okay, yeah, it's okay. Check
her Instagram. Okay, I'll be back. Guy. I think he
often Isn't she in the isn't she in the feminist? Hambug?
I mean you have like as the lead feminist on
the show. You have all the acts to all the
different ladies on Earth. Right right?

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
The union looks very still?

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Okay, good? Oh, thank god came up to his thirty three.
Elizabeth Hurley is sixty today. DJ Qualls from Road Trip,
Hustle and Flow is forty seven. The drummer of the
Smashing Pumpkins. Jimmy Chamberlain is sixty one. Faith Evans, who
met Notorious b I G. Had a photo shoot, married
him three weeks later. She knew how to butter her bread.
She's fifty two. Lely Sobieski who was a teenager and

(01:40:28):
she was in movies like A Deep Impact and Eyes
Wide Shut, very strange. She was also in the Glasshouse
and Joan of Arc. She's forty three today. I think
she stepped away from Yeah Yeah, and then Jean Triple
Horn Barb on HBO's Big Love, Doctor Beth Garner on
Basic Instinct, and she was Kevin Costers a in Kevin

(01:40:49):
Costers movie water World. Did I ever see that? I
feel like people mentioned water World? Ever one mentioned, but
even like Universal did like a whole water World show.
I see that. I've seen the clips it made like
a big thing, Like it seems like water Roll's always
been one of these things that people made a big
deal about, but I feel like nobody's ever seen.

Speaker 8 (01:41:06):
It because it was a huge flop, right right, Yeah,
It's about a guy who has gills and he's like
it's mad Max on in the Ocean basically.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
But like, why did Universal Studios make a whole theme
around like it's such a bomb? Yeah? Both waters? Yeah,
Triplehorn is sixty two. Your porno birthday today is Coco Lovelock,
oh and Today's birthday Girl. She's made her parents proud
three hundred and fifty six fine films, including one of
Sammy's all time favorites, Cheerleaders in Heat. Yes Love that movie.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
She was also in Squirter.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Cocoa offers her tasty cookiequir a lesson in Female Anatomy
Volume one. She was in you Bang my Bunny, I'll
bang yours. Oh, she was in lessons in scissoring and squirting.
She stole the show in the classic waight, that's someone's
pride and joy? Oh, sad and uh? Who can forget
her unforgetable role? And guess what I put in your mouth?

(01:42:03):
It's kind of like a big toe hold on. Yeah,
but I'm not sure. That's a Coco Lovelock who is
twenty six years old today. And that's your porn of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Tuesday morning look
at what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:42:16):
You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll get some more Woodies show for you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Next. Hang more Woody Show show, Next Fabuila wouldn't approve show?
All right, that's it. I'll tell you we can find
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(01:42:42):
to find Nintendo switch to another winner. Congratulations, We learned
that Morgan is out there collecting cans for extra money. Yeah,
and got into a little conversation, what are you doing
for extra cash? That trying to use headlines all waiting
for you On today's podcast, coming up for you Tomorrow,
Pride Month continues. We got top versatile or ravenous bottom hot?

(01:43:04):
That's a fun game. Is just your first round? Yes,
I'm so excited your first Pride Month before.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
So we basically talked to these different guys at these
Pride festivals and just after getting to know them a
little bit, we have to try to guess are they
a top?

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
Are they versatile?

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
They can go either way? Or he's bottom. And that's
where it started. That guy said rabbitus bottom. It's been
a thing ever since that. More Tomorrow Wednesday here on
the Woody Show. Anything you got for us in the
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(01:43:41):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please yes.

Speaker 10 (01:43:43):
Something we were recently talking about the true secret to
happiness is having much lower standards.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Lower your expectations and be pleasantly surprised as opposed to
constantly disappointed. Yes, exactly, lower your standards. You have a
hard time finding a date. Lower your standards, go as
low as the three. Sure, start chasing some threes. Everybody
needs love money. Undoubtedly, find a love interest. I think
threes don't work. Go two twos don't work. Go one

(01:44:12):
one doesn't work. Get your money out. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Wood
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love to appreciate you for that. Rest of you
guys can suck it and we'll catch you back here
on Wednesday. Have a great day, s MD double M.
I quit this bitch.