FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 16th 2025 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Lemme Axe Ya & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
is advise the Woody Show Ale. This is the Woody Show.

(00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Today's Monday. It's June the sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome. We are the Woody Show,
Woody Greg Man. We got Gina Gras, Sea Bass is here.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I forgot to watch you on Friday, be Father's Day.
Oh yeah, on a kind of all the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
He's got twenty three and Sea nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, up to at least twenty plus children from all
the donations that he made those sales.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yea, the sale.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I was given an honorarium for my time, Greg, but
it's still a donation.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah. Have you heard me?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because you can't sell.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Have you heard from any of the kids that you
have fathered in a while? What's the last update you got?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Nothing, super recy, but my mom is trying to do
it trip to see some of the Canadian children.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Nice, that's right, because there's like a bunch in Australia England.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I've met those, I've met Team the Ones, and I
think it's about a half dozen in England.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, how's how's that pie?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh, it's lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I think about a half dozen in England, Australia and
Canada each, I believe, and then another dozen or so
around America.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, here's you bring them in. Here's the question that
I keep meaning to ask and I always forget. What's
the split between boys and girls?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Does your seed produce more boys or girls? I don't know.
It's the guy that determines that, right.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes, is it? Yeah? If you think about it real hard,
the guy determines the sex.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well you need the well no, but in other words
like troumosome, you need that, yeah, obviously.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
So yeah, I don't know quite honestly, as far as
I know, it's fifty to fifty. But yeah, I mean
I guess as far as I know of more boys,
but like not biologe Landslide.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Did you get any Father's Day message of the kids?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
They haven't gotten to that now?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, okay, dude, why aren't you pitching the reality show.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Because I don't want to?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Why not? I don't want to spend time. Like I
said before, I'm I'm happy for them, happy to meet them.
They're very lovely people, and I'm glad, everyone's happy and healthy,
and it was just for.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Cash at the time, right, Excuse me, No, honestly, like
that was the whole thing about, like going to the
sperm bank and making.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Your dignify that your response. Yeah, first off, number one,
I was prescient, because where are we all talking about
right now? Every country has insanely low birth rates. I've
created twenty five freaking kids myself.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just yeah, it had There was no noble cause you
can't tell me it was either a dare, a project,
or just for money. Knowing seed Bass, it's one of
those three things.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Countries are paying people to have kids because no one
wants to have any kids anymore. And I'm sit here
getting dude from anybody.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
But you know he's having a real job. They say,
you know, get paid for what you love to do.
But yeah, to the question, I don't, I don't have.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
As much as I am glad for all of them,
I don't care as much till they like make an
intimate connection with twenty five.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know that's for.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
My mom, not for them. Do they consider her grandma? Uh,
there's a.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Term you'll tall like they'll call like genetic your genetic
parent or your genetic grandmother or whatever, although technically they
are as much grandkids to her as any other kid
would genetically.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They could call her Gigi.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Speaking of twenty three and me, there was some woman
she was like the CEO or the CEO or one
of those muckety MUCKs, and she was doing some testimony
and they were asking her about like all the different
gender options that they had posted on a tweet or
something on social media.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Related to their project. But they wanted to jump on
the bandwagon.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, exactly. So it was total pandering right right.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And they asked this woman, they said, so can you
explain these different genders?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Like what's what? What is this?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And she's like, I don't know, but they just total pandered.
That's fun, just just threw it out there. We're going
where the wind was blowing up in time, and you
would expect, like, you know, that company, especially being like
all genetics and all these different like that would be
the people that would really understand all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, but no, that's not what it was for.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
No. But I mean, like you know, Pride Month here,
we are Pride Month. I mean, every every company's making
their posts and look how not homophobic.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
We are, Greg, I want you to be prouder.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You want me to be more proud? Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Gregg isn't like the term like the pride into it.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
When you go to a parade and you look at
those folks, Greg, what are they proud of?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know this is the thing that that's been my
issue my whole life. It doesn't reek of pride. It
reeks of just a big party.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Let's get make it drunk.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Totally fine, But I don't know what that has to
do with pride.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
The new listeners. Greg is speaking as a gay man, saying.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, just in case there's four new people you don't know.
I did want to address that because I've told Greg
this for years, Like when it comes to the people
on the show, and everybody's got their different quarks. You know,
Sammy with the yarn and cool with all her mental

(05:42):
stuff about how numbers or colors or colors are numbers?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Color?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
What numbers? What color is nine? Oh blue? You're interesting?
Man's black?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Greg being you know, paranoid to buy toilet paper. It's
embarrassing all these different things. I always said, like I
want people to know those things. Oh tell me about Greg?
I don't want the first thing that they think, Oh,
Greg's gay, because that's exactly that's what we just that's
all we talk about, is all we lean on. But
it is an important reference when we are talking about
certain things like Greg's talking about, you know how he's
not down with all this like pride nonsense and why.

(06:23):
But I mean it gets him so many like weird
looks from people and even from people within his own
you know community.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I know, I have a handful of friends that are
the same way. They'd rather just go out of town
because it's either too busy or it just doesn't speak
to them. As people were. We supposed to get you
a card, Greg, Yet no, you're supposed to give me cash.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
The pride praying most recently, Greg I felt, I honestly
felt the gay washing was overboard because a lot of
folks will say a lot of the older case especially,
we'll say pride should be about you know, stonewall or whatever,
you know, real things that we we we had to
do with ye now it is brands, it is smear
and Off's rainbowth things. Two of the parade floats, of
the three or four I stopped to look at, were

(07:07):
promotions for movies.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
It was.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
It had nothing to do with it was like free advertising.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's yeah, that's just add that to the list of
the things that just absolutely took over Pride. What it
should have been and what it supposed to be is
to honor the struggles that you know, people like me
and as little as whatever forty years ago had to
basically hide, right, you know. Now it's become a spectacle.
It's it's totally embarrassed. It's like people have gone the

(07:35):
other way.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, it's and it is as we've heard, it is
people wearing no clothes and getting drunk and hooking up.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's totally fun. Call it something else. Spring brands, the
Pride parades always push people who are on the brink
of acceptance back to not.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Except why is this man in his G string on
a float?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, before this gets too deep, let me ask you
a question of Greg, Greg, do you have questions queer
for the heteros?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Of course, all right, I've got and.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
We're running out of time here, I know. So yeah,
with the Pride month, we want to make sure we
get around the queries for the hetero.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
So at some point we'll jump into that. Yeah, I
gathered the gaze and we collapsed.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
They're so mysterious sometimes and also are We will have
to we'll have to pause our pride celebration at some
point this week for June teenth.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Which is this week, not happening this month.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I still don't really understand what Juneteenth is all about.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I believe it commemorates the very last place that slavery
was still happening in the South, Like they were the
last ones to get the memo that it was officially all.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Right, so they waited to tell them, and that was
the day that they finally told.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
We got to start freed and they didn't know it.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, that's a happy day.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well yeah, so you wouldn't say, like, oh, happy Juneteenth
the same way you're not supposed to say happy Memorial Day, right, Yeah,
you would say happy Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Jun Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yes, Because later on this week, Vaughan he has a
quiz for us. It's Vaughn Juneteenth Challenge.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
He says, we're gonna earn our black cards. So hopefully
we do a bunch of Honkey's trying to earn a
little bit a little bit of credibility ye. So anyway,
that's a couple of things that we've got going on here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. We'll
get to the cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
We are into an on a new hour, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world, to beginning of a brand
new week. It's Monday morning. It's June sixteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
My name is Woody. That is Great Gory Hei minutes.
Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
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Speaker 4 (09:41):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We got Sea bat. Yeah, there's Sammy.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Good morning.

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Speaker 2 (09:46):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
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Speaker 1 (09:51):
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Speaker 2 (09:53):
Text check in with us over to two to nine
eight seven into the weekend cheers and jeers. Greg was
telling he did something. Well, told me he he did
something a first for Greg Gory, never been something that
happened to Greg Gory for the first time ever in
his life. Okay, guesses, let's go around the room first.

(10:14):
An he guesses what that might be.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I don't think he's.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Something that he would be excited about first time ever
for Greg.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Oh, I don't think heed about before a casino and
actually like one, you wouldn't be here. Yeah, yeah, I
like wan any form of any type of money, you know,
like five dollars or something.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I don't think he'd be excited about this, but went
to lunch by himself would.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Be excited about that.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm saying it's something first he would have never done before.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Did he get a day, Oh that's good, that's a
solid guess.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I think I'm a gina here, like left some dirty
dishes in the same without clean.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
And yet I was still able to fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
He was that tired and just.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Say, great gas, great gas menace.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I vacuumed everything in a straight line perfectly.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You know, I, for the first time in my life,
made a very good, very decent Ribbi steaks forever, which
is why when you have Woody over in the summertime
is a perk because he can grill. I can't grill
a steak to save my life. They always suck, they're boring,
they're overdone, or they're underdone. This was perfectly done, and

(11:29):
I did it in a pan because my grill is
a commission at the moment with a grill, I'm getting
it ripped out because I'm getting a new one.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
You're getting it ripped out. It was just kind of
very so catually is it getting ripped out? Isn't it
on wheels? Can't you just roll roll it to the
curb that it's a built in? And uh, I was
craving up.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I was craving a steak and I made a ribbi
in a pan and it was damn good.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Should do the whole thing where they put like I
see on the cooking shows they put like a little
pad of butter in there.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
What's the whole thing that looks like the little branch
you put a bush in there?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I didn't do any bush bit, but I did do
the pan of the side.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
They took the spoon and they just kind of tough.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
But I think he was like in these cooking shows
they say, don't play with your meat, just let it go.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Let lesson children.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I put it in for four minutes, then flipped it
and then that's when I put the pad of butter,
and then it kind of got up a little bit
of me. Did you finish it in the oven? I
did not okay, and it turned out great good.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Did you let your meat rest for a few minutes?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Of course, yeah, it was really good. I was excited
because I actually made a good steak for the first
time in my life. And I like to think I'm
a decent cook, so I should be able to make
a steak. And finally finally did what about your gears?
My gears is a mega downer. So but uh, it's
been four months now since my brother died, and I
got it say, it almost gets harder and grief sucks.

(13:03):
And for Father's Day to call my dad and to
hear the tone of his voice is completely different. And
I don't really even know what I'm trying to say.
It's just that I thought it would get way easier.
It's kind of getting harder. Well, don't they say?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And I don't know, so I can't pretend to truly
understand just based on what people have said. Don't you
have to go through a full twelve month cycle of
going through each thing.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
I think for the first time, like, yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Would have been his birthday, it would have been like
so now talking to your dad on Father's Day the
first time after that, you know, Yeah, you have to
go through one of those things. You got to go
through the holidays for the first time and get through that,
because then there's frame of reference on all that.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah. Mentally, Yeah, because I can't believe it's been four
months already, and I thought it'll get easier. It's just
getting harder. And then hearing the tone of their voices
sucks and it just changes the dynamic of everything. No,
and I'm just bummed out and angry.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Let's just look at from when it happened until say
Father's Day. Would you say that it's that part's gotten
harder or was it then't?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No other works? Are you perceiving that it was harder because
now you got to talk to your dad? Yeah? Probably that. Yeah,
it's probably the specific date as opposed to because there
have been a lot of normal times since then picking
a scab, normal conversations, normal events, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Right into these obstacles.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I think you're right. I think the big dates
like Father's Day or holidays or whatever, maybe getting past
the first round will be the toughest. So anyway, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Just gotta think about that steak. You know, you ever
start feeling bad or start feeling down. There's always just
thinking about that one steak.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That you got right one time in my life in
fifty years, he made one mistake.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
And then it's all better that positive, all right, men?
As weekend cheers and jeers, just.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Hung out at the pool and then watched a lot
of racing, big racing weekend. And I cannot say it correctly,
and I wish I could, But twenty four hours at
the Mont, the month.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Come out right.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, but it's spelled land and then A M A
N S.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
So the guy who won that his car is sponsored
by First Form. You want to say it's that blue car.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, this is a different one. It's a different race.
There's more than one race. There's the race there was NASCAR. Okay,
there's so many racism.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I'm not sure what the style won this one. Yeah,
I'm not sure what style of here I have to
put up anyway. So a buddy of mine, he's got
the company First Form that he started that he owns,
and his his guy, let's see if I can find
this car kind of car?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
What kind of car?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Then?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Actually, then that must have been the Lemon Yeah, because
that's the race that was he didn't win.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Though, that was second place.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh he was second place because Porsche.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Came in second place.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, yeah he wont he wants something. What is this
he's got, like the trophy and like the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Uh maybe second playstroecond place. Anyway, So I excited for
my budd because he's way in the cars. Obviously he
sponsored this car. It's a big deal.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Yeah, that's one of the biggest races in the world.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Huge, So yeah, that's awesome. Uh and then.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's looking for this guy's name.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Okay, but I think the only jeers though, is like
it's hard. Like on the weekends, it is like I
like to check in with people and just you know,
see how everybody's doing. Family, friends, and it's just hard
because so much turmoil is happening in the world. You
can't have like any conversations that's like not deep, you know,

(16:37):
like when I call my friends, we usually talked about Okay, dude,
you see this dude drone that came out, or do
you see this new like video editing program.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's just like look about that at a time like that.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
It's it's it's hard, man, because you just want to
have a fun conversation, and no one's like really into
having a fun conversation right now. So that's kind of
the cheers of the weekend. But then that it's funny.
Nacho was giving a lot of crap because I was
at shake Shack and I was watching I was watching

(17:09):
the F one race like live live stream, and she's like,
you've become that guy, and yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Used to become a man.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
But there was one there was one point that she
was fighting over the TV so you could watch right now.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Hold on, she's watched the final. He's become a European man,
which is not a full man.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
True.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
True, Yeah, that's uh way.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I was trying to man, I was trying to say that.
I was trying to say, like, it could be way worse.
I could be like Super into Baseball, where there's a
thousand games, twenty first seven at least, with like racing,
it's on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
The guy's name is Ryan Hardwick, that's the driver, Okay,
And he won the one hundred and twelfth class. It
was the one hundred and twelfth class win at Lamon
earned the second overall, the second overall, but they won
whatever the class.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Was it's one of those racing has so many different Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well yeah, with the twenty four hour races, there's like
five different races within the race, right yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Is it really for hours?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yes, all of them.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
But that sounds like there's.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Like there's the night driving. Yeah, well they have them, yeah,
but the same guy doesn't drive the whole time.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
You No, it's yeah, it's a team. It's a team
effort at losers.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah. Okay, yeah, a real man who twenty four.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, take that dose Sea Bass weekend. Cheers
and jeers, well, cheers Greg, And this is gonna be
a little consolation, but cheers to great customer service. Because
my friend was in town and he's he his dad
just died and he told that, but he called to
make the reservation at this very high end hotel and

(18:44):
he told them that, and when he showed up, upgraded
to suite, all kinds of like up people helping him
out and a handwritten notes.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Wow above and beyond.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Right and stay out of the scammers.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yeah, so just FYI, this is for official grievances. Grievings,
so there's there's good out there, you know, so that
people still do care. They still do listen, it's still nice.
There's still nice people out there to take care.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
But get good to know, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, don't be a hack.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah, how do you get upgrade? You know, you heard
the whole You're under your idea and you know when
you check in in Vegas sort of thing which never works.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
By the way, but an airline, if you have some
sort of grieving emergency, you have to prove a death right.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah, the dirt bags have been onto that trick exactly so.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
But that's good, you know, bringing me the broomstick of
the Witch of the well, that's what they.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Want to see, right.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I live in a household that's obsessed with us. My
wife is obsessed. Speaking a half a man, yeah, well,
you know it's exposure therapy, I guess. I mean I
remember watching as a kid, but like I never knew
as much about the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I don't as I do now with.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Does she explain why your wife's so into the Wiz.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's just she all things into it when she was
a kid, and then it just was one of the
It's like back to the Future for me, just became
her favorite movie and she was interested in all the
stuff and then she got into the story of Judy
Garland and you know what happened with her, and you
know what a mess that was.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, so there's just so much feel like if you
still had your Chips things and had you know, a
Chip's logo on your car, and well, I was into
it as a kid, like, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
It would be that unless it had the world's biggest
reboot for him as an adult.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Well, also true, I have to go with Woody too,
back to the future of the musical and he flat
out refusal.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
To the thing I've seen that you told me how
great it was.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It is not.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
No, it's bad, but so it's quite frankly, so is
all every musical.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
It doesn't mean that anything and everything back to the
future would be something I would be into doing or experience.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
That's what your wife apparently she doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
But that's how most people are with whatever they love.
You know, they're they're there. They want to be immersed
in whatever they can. They want to they want to
consume whatever video or what eeverything they can read or
whatever whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Whatever account they can follow.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, yeah, so I mean I get it, but I
I've learned more just by exposure in the household. Yeah,
because now.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
She's got my daughter into it. She can't help but
learn at least rebelling.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
He's not he's not police.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, I mean, you know, I don't think he hates it,
but I mean, at the same time, he's not like
call me Alpha bo.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
On the text over to two two nine eight seven,
it's pronounced Porsche to Sylla Q. It's two words, don't
care like you know what people are Porsche Porsche. Okay, yeah,
we mentioned this before when well, well he emptied the clip.
Well it's a magathune like, Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
We all know what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Everybody's understood now. If we were yeah, now, if.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
This was like a like how he lives, it was
like a like a like a like an auto car
podcast or whatever, I could see where you'd want to
split hair.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah, I was listening to save your text. This is
a miracle, douche. It's doing an Indie five hundred recap.
And he insisted on saying the Indianapolis five hundred mile race.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Heard that get your local?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, yeah, it's it's the same as when people just
insist on pronouncing something like carnitas, like like you're just
sitting there having a conversation like I am right now,
and all of a sudden like that's the one thing
you're going to roll your arm on.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well yeah, and then it's only for that language. But
they don't do it, like we said a thousand times,
they don't do it for Japanese, they don't do it
for German, they don't do it for French. But that
is that's when they insist upon.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
My example was the white guy in line ahead of
me at Chipotle, not the most authentic place, Like you know,
the teenager behind the counter will understand. What do you
just say, I'll have the carnelis burrito the car like
you know, they don't need you to say it authentically.
They'll understand the same we understood the story when they

(23:05):
say that the you know, the the homeowner empty the
clip into.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The No, I'm confused by that, but into the home
invaders a hair clip.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, what what is the carry talking about?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
We're ready?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
You want burger media, rare burger media, rare, bitch.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're so neaty because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
The best being Asian honestly the rise.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
My dad won't eat rice?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
What whyt rice?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
No, won't rice? Is it a mental thing?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yep, like a texture?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, where that came from from childhood?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
That was where yours came from. Then what I'm saying,
no right things for mental reasons.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Look, there are plenty of people that have whatever kind
of mental hang up and that's why they decide not
to eat a particular food.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
This weekend, me and my in lawns are visiting little kids.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
My in laws are visiting, and my father in law
he won't eat pasta.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
What I've never heard of that unless he's like Keto.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, are you kidding? No, he won't.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
He won't eat pasta.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
And he says, for whatever reason, it's a mental thing.
I don't get it, lanket so you know, so he
just doesn't enjoy it. My dad won't eat rice. And uh,
what he'll tell you is that it reminds him of maggots. Yeah,
liked somebody at some point. Okay, when I was a
little kid, I remember having to get dressed up for

(24:39):
something and my mom put me in this sweater, you know,
like a regular just to you know, wool sweater whatever,
and I came down and we're at my grandma's house,
and my grandma goes, WHOA, don't you look sharp? And
I'm like, I'm like two or three years old, and
I thought sharp bad.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I got this. I thought it was gonna hurt me.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I I got this sweater off as quickly as I could,
and I did not touch that sweater going forward. Somebody
must have said something to my dad about, oh, it
looks like maggots, and then that was it.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It had to be.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
And I don't know if that's the actual story, but
I could see where something, especially if you're like younger.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, well, okay, I'll give you no example. One time
my mom made scrambled eggs and I thought they looked
like a dead fish and I would not eat them,
and so she sent me to my room with breakfast.
Now I don't, to this day, as an adult, say
I can't eat scrambled eggs because I was a kid
but it looked like a dead fish.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
But I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Understand, like how because you have this like it's almost
like a visceral reaction to people.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I do too, because to less of a degree. Because
when you learned that sharp, that you look good. Right, Yeah,
then you get a day you don't think if somebody
tells you you look sharp, like, oh my god, my
jacket's gonna hurt me. No, but something you grow out
of things, and your dad should have grown up out
of the fact that because he was told as a
child that is rice looked like maggots. And then when
you reach the age of five, do you realize, oh,

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you're not.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Maggot the rules.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Here's the thing he knows, right, I think even when
he was a kid he knows it's not really maggot.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
But was still like eating rice. And you say, I.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Get it, and you give him a pass when you
should not. You should should say, dad, ye, maggots, enjoy
your maggots. So good the soy sauce, not wheat rice.
Not wheat maggots.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
No, I can't.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Why make brown rice?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
It's not good?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, people have, People have.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
A lot of unreasonable, you know, fears, you are you know,
thoughts on Yeah, just different things that you hate.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Trigger warnings and all that garbage. And this is just
a version of that. This is someone who is not wanted.
So when people's like, you know, trigger warning, I'm gonna
talk about you know, self harm or something.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay, but those people, like, left to their own devices,
would just then avoid those things without even having to
be told. They would just avoid those things.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Left to their own devices, they would grow up and
get over it.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, it's like my dad just avoids, like the voids,
but like he doesn't choose to order the rice.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Because he hasn't grown out of this childhood trauma of
being told.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
I wish it was triggered by rice in pasta, right, Like.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
The people go like, oh, you know, I really don't
like sweets.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
What's that like?

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Must be nice?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, my father in law won't eat.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Good question. Yeah, good question, like a good rice, Crispy Tree.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Delicious.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, it's like thinking chocolate ice cream looks like coca,
so I'm not going to eat. Well, you know, it's
not Maybe if somebody saw softs or just the right way.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Called Two Girls, One Cup, they.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
That stuff still online? Right?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
It is the original website?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Is it? You have to go digging for it, but
it's around.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's not that hard. It's very recently you did yeah,
just fun Yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
For that was the like blue waffle Lemon party, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Two Girls, One Cup?

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Is that the original viral video.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, probably lemon.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
When I was a kid, my friend's mom called mayo
on bread a pus sandwich, and I've never eaten it since.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Gross.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I mean it would ruin it.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I had an aversion to mayo and butter when I
was a little kids like, oh, that's eating fat. But
then I grew up, and.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Then but then you realize also, like why does your
parents like tell you these things when you're a kid.
I don't know, Like what, like my mom for some
reason when I was a kid, why share this information?
She's like, you know, they don't check every tomato and
they make ketchup.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Catch up.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
I think about that ever since I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
It is weird, the random things that will stick with
you so stupid, like something I was probably just mentioned,
like no big deal. It wasn't like I'm sure that
wasn't the most important thing your mom wanted to tell
you that day, and yet you remember that and for
whatever reason, that's stuck. You know years later, it's something
that check this out every time?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
That'sous?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
How you love ketchup?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Little menace?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yea, they allow a certain amount of bugs to get
you to hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, anyway, enjoy your hamburger.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, But at the same time, let me ask you
this question. So you know you're talking about grow up
and just understand that it's X y Z, So why not, Like, like,
when it comes to something like gram crackers, you go like,
I don't eat those because those are for kids like mine.
Just grow up and go it's a delicious cracker. Yeah,
just grow up.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I really, you know, I agree that they're for kids.
I agree with you one thousand percent. They're for children.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
So they make crust, they make those like for like
pie and stuff that's to appeal to children.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Because that's the corner of the market that they have.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Like if you it's like the only way you can
have anything that's Graham flavored is a Teddygram. Maybe I
would still eat Teddygrams just because they are delicious. It's
just the same flavor that I like in a different form.
But if you have to have a Teddygram in order
to have a gram cracker, you know, kind of snack,
then okay fine.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
But unlike your dad with rice, for example, I think
Graham crackers are a quote childish food. I will still
eat them. I'm not going to say I won't eat it,
like your dad is saying, I won't eat it because
I think it's maggots.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yeah, Trader Joe's has Graham cracker squares, so they're pre
cut more like cracker boxed. You have to sit there
and break apartments that would those bread of course, you know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Think it's almost like a how they those like hypnosis
things like they try to hypnotize you to not smoke, yeah,
or to not whatever. Like if you can do that
or I guess create that kind of image in your mind,
then you would avoid things that are bad for you, right,
I mean the stuff that you were talking about, Gina,
Like if if you can get yourself or trick yourself, yeah,

(31:14):
I possible. I think if I think if you're not
like an R word, like you should never be able
to trick yourself telling yourself something and then enough to
believe it, like yeah, because you're knowing, Like if somebody
else tricks you, that's one thing. But how people go, well,
just tell yourself x y z okay, because then you
know you're telling yourself x y z. You know, you
know you're telling yourself Rice looks like maggots. Yeah, you know,

(31:37):
like you're and you are quote triggering yourself.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
But how do you make a habit you do it?
I don't know how X number of times? Is that
tricking yourself?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So that's what they do with these hip hypnosis things.
They tell you that, oh cigarettes, and they put this
imagery in your mind about connection cigarettes or maggots, you know,
and then and then you stay away from them.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, so I need to do that with ice cream.
So you do with ice cream. But if it works, peenis.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Going back to the Grand Crackers that will never happen.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
To put peanut.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Butter on Graham crackers, because that's pretty good. That's delicious.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I haven't tried it, No, I think I don't think
I've tried that either.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
It's amazing, it's so good. Have you ever had the
cinnamon Grand Crackers?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, but not with peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
But I'm saying, uh graand crackers either with smores, which
are way too much works and also not the greatest
flavor combinations. It's all right, the marshmallows too much like
chocolate and Graham cracker. Great, that's pretty good. In fact,
they sell those Keebler makes those uh mini. Yeah, there's
those fudge grams or whatever they are. Yeah, it's a

(32:44):
big brick of gram just covered with chocolate.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Those are good, that's all them.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Bitches are good. We need to do some.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Taste as of some cereal because I was just walking
down the aisle. They have like glazed doughnut now and.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Stuff, and they have some more cereal.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
It's just candy.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, but I've never tried with the peanut butter. That's
a good thought.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Menace them. I've dipped them in milk.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Okay, you got about half a second. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
So so my move on that is I'll take the
bite of the gram cracker like I'll take like you know,
it comes like a big like rectangle. You half it
and then you quarter it, and you put the two
quarters in your mouth. You chew it up and you
take a little sip of milk. That's perfect because you're right,
it will almost like just disintegrate and meat.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's so good, and.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
You sit down for Saturday Morning cartoon.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, and then I'll have like almost the entire brick
of gram crackers because it comes two bricks per box.
You know, it's so good. You can send us a text.
You can text over to two two nine eight seven.
So this is my biggest fear of sitting at railroad crossings.
I freak out when they're passing. I'm a thirty one

(33:49):
year old man.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
They are big and scary.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
It's actual danger.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, I could kill you on that.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I did see the video The World's Dumbest Woman. It
was coming up to a railroad crossing. The gates go down.
The lights are flashing right now. She stops just beyond,
so the gate goes down. She's on the tracks side
of the gate. Now it's open road ahead. She can
also because of where she is, she can whip a

(34:18):
U turn and start going back the other way. She
doesn't know what to do. She starts to like back up,
but she goes, oh, the gates down. I can't back
up anymore because the gate's down, And so what does
she do? And by the way, the train is a
good thirty seconds down the track. She gets out of
the car and then the car gets demolished by the train. Like,

(34:38):
you dumb bitch, what forward or you turn would have
been your two easiest options, but nope, you try to
back up to get back on the other side of
the stupid gate.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Is that insurance skin?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Maybe is she no, this is this is just a
dumb person. And of course this led to the algorithm
of other people who are just really terrible drivers about
just going through. There's the stops and the charity to know.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Stop stop stop stop stop stop. They're like and they
crash into something. It's like it's they had all day
to stop.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
In fifty years, will be amazed that we allowed ourselves
to drive cars. Yeah, well like it killed tens.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Of thousands of people a year.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
People are morons. They don't know how to do that
anything with them. And you guys, let people behind these.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Eight seven seven forty four wooding. You can set us
a tax check in over to two two nine eight seven.
We will be right back.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
And then I went to the lathroom and I came
by and the planet totally changed.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Totally different experience.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
We're with a Woody show right now, yes, wood show.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, you know, my dad might not eat rice because
it's a reminders of maggots. My father in law is
an aposta for some weird reason. You may have your thing.
Greg has a fear of bugs of any kind of even.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Butterflies, which as.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Butterfly makes no real sense of why anybody should be
a should be afraid of a butterfly.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's also cicada season.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
What is it not?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I feel? I know right?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
They talk because I guess different broods are different years,
so it's not like you would see because they say, well,
this cicada, they they only emerge once every twelve years.
It's like, didn't we just have a story about this
last year. Yeah, that turns out that was a different brood,
different brand.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, there's an amusement park. This is in southwestern Ohio.
It's called King's Island, and they've been dealing with just
masses of cicadas.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I mean they're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
They're in the trees, they're all over the parking lot,
they're all over the anyway. So the cicadas they're everywhere
outside and the swarms are so dense, sick that the
park is warning guests to keep their mouths shut while
the roller coaster is not okay because you might get
a mouthful of cicada free protein.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
At that point, you realize there's other places to live.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Do we need those for the ecosystem? Cicada you need everything?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah? What do they eat? That's because they destroy stuff,
assuming the plants and trees, but there food four other things.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Maybe those things we don't need.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Can't we just engineer?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Maybe you're an engineer, see bass, Can we just engineer
around it? Like whatever benefit they would bring, like we
can just engineer around I'm sure they probably. Okay, here's
the benefit is that they when they burrow, they probably.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Aerate the soil. How about that?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Okay, we just air rate. Yeah we could tell I
get that thing that I don't know. It looks like
a shovel that has little pokers in it.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, little.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
They also have shoes that you can use just walk
have big spikes on the bottom, and you can as
you're doing your yard work, Gregg or mowing your mowing
your lawn, you walk with these things and it uh
your yard.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Well I looked it up and you guys are both right.
Soil aeration and nutrients for other wildlife. And that's about it.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
It used to go to King's Island in Ohio. Just
to make sure you keep your mouth shut on the
on the you're notquiet. To reminds me of that that report,
that classic clip, the viral clip of that reporter.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Who got the bug.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, like all of a sudden, it was really professional
and always got the bug, and all of a sudden
he went straight.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
What really happened on that Thursday here at Augusta High School?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
That led to Chris Wood's deck. I'm done.

Speaker 8 (38:39):
It's contress up town, flying in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Okay, guys, get the This country mallis.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Show and underway with another new hour insensitivity training, free
plitically correct world on a Monday morning. It's June sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. I hope you had a great weekend.
Thank you for joining us giving some of your time today.
I'm whatdy, that's great, Goring, good morning, they got menace?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
What is up? Hi?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Grand Hi?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
We got sea bass saways here? Hello, Morgan's here taking
to calls. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Woodie. You can send us.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
A text over to two to nine eight seven. Weekend
cheers and jeers, cheers to friends and family.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Had great experiences. We both went to.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
A dinner on Friday night that was great, nice with
some of our close friends. And then my wife's parents
came to town this weekend. They're here for like the
next week, right, and I'm glad they made it out.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
They don't. They don't really make it out here all
that often.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
And so it was nice to uh, nice to get
them here because it means so much to my wife.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, thanky, she talks to her mom what three times
a day? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
For hours. Yeah, so when they visit, I don't even
know what they're going to talk about.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Oh, they never went out there at all.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's cool, it's it's it's it's nice when when you
don't live close to a lot of family, it's nice
when family visits, like family of any kind, it's fantastic,
you know.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
So that's that's cool. Jeers too. Unsolicited advice?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Holy hell, I've something call you or I, uh, I'm
getting a lot of unsolicited advice lately from people that
I didn't ask for advice from.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Regards you know what you should do about that? Getting now,
either that means they're being nosy or you've got serious problems,
which is it?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, what do you mean serious problems? Advice?

Speaker 5 (40:42):
If one of my friends started doing a lot of myth,
I'd probably say, hey, buddy.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh no, no, no, not like that.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's how I should handle like we're you know how
it's it's like parenting advices you know, uh, well, you
know it's one thing and how it's delivered too, but
when it's delivered in kind of this like smug you know,
passive aggressive way. You know, I don't like the passive
aggressive stuff at all. Tell me what whatever you're gonna

(41:08):
tell me, like, no matter what it is, like, I
don't don't bring your passive aggressive crap to me. Just
tell me what it is.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Do you think it's a judgment on your parenting like
what people are doing?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yes, okay, yes, And and I'll say I'll give you
this much because I'm not going to get into it specifically,
but it's from another family member and I had to
like basically rip him a new one.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Oh of course, I said something. Do they think you're
being too lenient or too strict? They don't. They don't,
like to what degree I have so too strict? Taken?
Taken something?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Well, because then that's just going to X y Z,
like or how do you expect that person to blah
blah blah if you're just constantly crapping on them. I'm like, oh,
and I just launched it, And how are they even
finding out this information?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
What's that? How are they even.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Because we're having a conversation. It's a family member. So
we're having a conversation about about this, right, or it's like, oh,
how's uh yeah, okay, So I have the thing with
my son right right dancing around this was right, have
the thing with my son. Right he got in trouble
at school. We're dealing with it, we're handling it or whatever.
Right at the end of school. Here got caught cheating
on his test. Right, Okay, it happens. Not the first kid,

(42:24):
not the last kid. It happens.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
We're dealing with that.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
We're dealing with some lying, integrity, trust kind of issues.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
His dad may have done a similar thing.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
So anyway, so we just shut the f up for
one second. I'm not interested in you. You're sniping right now.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, to tell your story?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, let me tell the goddamn story. So I had
this conversation with my son. As things continue to lying
about lies about lies, I go, hey, man, you know
things can always get worse that you know, Look, until
you're eighteen. The only thing I'm obligated to do is
keep a roof over your head and make sure you
don't starve to death.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Other than that, that's it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, Like I'm not spot all you're doing there is
You're just u you know, like all you you're gonna
make them think that, Oh, there's no there's no reason
to uh to even try. I'm like, well, that would
be his problem. Number one, Like if that, if that's
what it is, takeaway from that would be because like
I said, if you were eighteen, you'd already be out

(43:21):
because you're not my problem anymore. I don't have to
deal with this in my house. But until then, this
is what I'm responsible for. Yeah, And so I get
this unsolicited advice about like, well, if people are just
continuing to crap on him, why would he even try? Oh,
I mean all the different things that I've done since
even even since we had that issue to show like,
hey man, this is how life can be. This is

(43:41):
all I'm asking of you. And then there continues to
be those are choices, lapses and judgment and bad choices
being made despite the fact we're in the middle of
a conversation. So like, how dare you tell me that
we're crapping on him?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Please?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
You've shown him both sides. Please, he's making choices out.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
That's that's playing devil's advocate here, do you are you
just taking it that way?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Are you just having a discussion like.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
No, no, No, that was you know, that was directly said.
I'm what I told you was directly said.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
That seems a bit much.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah, and that's a weird psychological conclusion to draw that
he won't try.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
My son even told me at one point in one
of our conversations. He goes, well, you know, when you
put these restrictions and stuff on me, it just makes
me want to go behind your back even more. And
I found out that was from the dumb bitch girlfriend's
mom who had said that to the two kids, to
her daughter and to my son. So that's where he
got the idea. So that's where he got that from.
And I go, well, you could try that out, but

(44:40):
that's not how it works in this house. Yeah, try
that out and see how it works out for you.
What am I going to do is sit here and go, oh, well,
in that case, I guess I'll just be really leaning
to do whatever.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
The f you want you at. That's shoplifters. It just
makes them want to steal more. Yeah, you apply to
a lot of people. That's just make someone Yeah, it's not.
It's not like learning consequences. It's right, it's oh, I'm
gonna fight you more.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I don't know the answer for any of this stuff,
but I just the only thing that I think that
sucks is that it I think it's a very critical
time at his age in his life, so that either
it's pretty much a fork in the road. You're either
going to be go this way yep, and that's what
you're gonna go that way. And that's exactly that's what

(45:27):
that's what really sucks about everything.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
And that's exactly how I've explained to him, Like, you
are at a point in your life, man, where you
have I can't make decisions for you, and I can't
be there to make the decision for every little You're
gonna be in places you're on your own a lot. Yeah,
Like you have to know how to make the right
decision to keep yourself out of trouble, because it's not
gonna be in trouble at home. You're gonna be losing jobs,
you're gonna be causing relationships, you're gonna be losing your freedom,

(45:50):
you're gonna be losing whatever it is you're making a
bad decision on like I've had this of the consequence.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Friends like this and fifty to fifty maybe they wake
up in their mid thirty he's like, I need.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yeah, there's a version of this where they are there.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
They are not not I use the word dirt bag,
but not in this case, but in general where they're
They do that for ten years and then finally they're like, man,
this right to Yeah, so this is bottom well, I
mean you take you know, every every sixteen year old
instead of taking him to Jube taking with the gathering
of the Juggalos. Yes, if you keep screwing up, you're
going to be in a tent doing what you might

(46:24):
might You want to do this. You want this to
be your life.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
You want this.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Like if somebody and I would just especially when it
comes to parenting, I'm just gonna put this out there
for everybody. Unless somebody specifically asked you for advice on
what they should do, shut the f up. They're not interested.
They're dealing with it. It's already a tense, uh stressful
because you're trying to do the right thing by your
kid and by you know, your morals and how things

(46:51):
like you you you're it's not helping. Yeah, it's not helping.
So just shut the f up. Unless somebody specifically asked
you what your advice of the situation would be, don't
say it, and especially with any kind of smug, condescending,
passive aggressive type thing with your advice, because I don't
care who you are like, and this is this is

(47:13):
a very close family member. They got their head taken
off yesterday and quite and quite frankly they deserved it.
Shut up, and I know they listen to the show
and shut up. Might be a parent, shut up, shut
your mouth. The last person I'm going to take advice from.
Oh damn on what to do in this situation with

(47:35):
a difficult fifteen year old. Trust me, who's next?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
What do we have? Weekend? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
All right, we'll change the mood here. Cheers to Yellow Jackets.
The show Yellowjackets started it and we saw it on
a Paramount Plus. But I think it's other places to do.
It's great. It's like a cross between Lord of the
Flies and Lost. Yeah, I bet it too, And I
was like, I don't care, No, we start watching It's fantastic.
Half a cheers to land Man. I started watching it

(48:07):
it's a little it's a little soap opera e for me.
But I love everything Billy Bob Thornton can do no wrong,
So that's great.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
In what aspect soap opera, it's very.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
It's like a soap opera. It's like their life and
they're like the family. And the daughter makes me very uncomfortable. Yeah,
which I've never seen it.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
It's episodic period very and yeah, the daughter is aggressively sexual.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, it's a like could make people who aren't sexual
sight I understand. Oh, is that the only option? She
sleeps in her underwear with daddy and better sex like
daddy in you. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna judge,
and makesfortable. Yeah, very but it's I but yellowjackets, big cheers,
loving watching that jeers to the public pool. Now, I'm

(48:55):
not a Rockefeller. I don't have a pool. We go
to the neighborhood pool and it's a lot of fun.
But I went there with the with the husband.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I saw the selfie.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I've never thought to myself, as I'm lying on a loungerry,
you know what, actually did take a picture of myself
lying on congcrete.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
You're not a woman.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
But that is that is Gina's go to She's like,
you know, there's never a bad time for a selfie.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
She loves a good selfie.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I do. I'd like to get rid of those necklines
that showed up right in the right in the thumbnail.
But that's okay, So I uh yeah, I'm gonna go
see someone today about that. But am I not?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
She's not joking.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Then I went to the pool and you know, I'm
gonna grab a lounge chair. It's all good and gonna
have fun. They got rid of all the lounge chairs
and put up one big set of piping hot bleachers
because that's what people want to side bleachers. That's how
you want to relax at the pool.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
So you are the bleaching. Is this pool being used
for competitions for like.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Diving, there's some sort of got because I went there,
so I was like okay. So I got in the pool,
frolicked around with the family, no no problem, got out
to lay out like I'm a twelve year old in
the eighties, like get my thing towel, put it on
the I think this sugs. I'm already like at a
pool just swimming in urine. Can't I please have like

(50:18):
something that's raised three inches off the ground is much
to happen. Yeah, that's my jeers. Very easy weekend that
in a restaurant forgot my salad. I had to go
get it a delivery. No big deal. The kid was new.
I felt bad for him.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers cheer my cheers is just
having a very busy weekend.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I felt like menacetive. That's the cheers that would.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
So I saw family I hadn't seen a while. Was
at my cousin's graduation party. We all had a lot
of fun. But again, staying up late. When you're with
other people, you do end up staying up late because
they don't work our schedule. But I also I went
to a baseball game, I went to an amusement park.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I did so many things.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
This weekend. Was your weekend, I know?

Speaker 6 (51:04):
And well that's my jeers is the lack of sleep
that I got this weekend because been Yeah, yeah, it
was a very fun weekend and now I want to
sleep for three days straight.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
It does sound fun.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, good news. We have Juneteenth coming up, which is
a company holiday.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Serve it but is going to make us earn it.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, we have something coming up tomorrow, Vaughn's Juneteenth Challenge.
We're going to earn He says, we're going to earn
our black cards. So he's his word's not mine.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
He says he's got something prepared for us tomorrow. We've
got to earn our day off on Thursday, even though
it's a company holiday.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Okay, okay, has actual cards too.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Now is it one thing? Do you say happy June teenth?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I believe so I say happy or just yeah, it
is a happy celebration because it's something about like the
freeing of slaves or something.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Reason for it makes me sad, Like nobody told this
one right city.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
They decided to just not tell him they had been
freed for a while, and it was just no, they
weren't told.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
They didn't tell him.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I didn't have social media yet.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Well yeah, yeah, true, there was.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
No hashtag, trending hashtags.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Comic large, it's disgusting, the woody. Hell.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Now, what are the trending news headlines in this Monday morning,
Gina grad.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Yeah, well, the man hunt for Vance Boltzer. He's that
guy accused of shooting two Minnesota lawmakers. Came to an end. Yesterday,
authorities found his abandoned car roughly fifty miles southwest of
Minneapolis and a cowboy hat earlier that day, which led
them to a wooded area near this dude's home. Over
one hundred officers, drone swat teams all swarmed the place,

(52:38):
eventually spotted Bolter in the woods. He was an all
black crawling in a fetal position along the trail. When
a drone hovered over him, he raised his hands, came
towards the swat vehicle, surrendered. Charged with two counts of
second degree murder killing Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband,
and two counts of attempted second degree murder wounding Senator

(52:58):
John Hoffman and his wife. As far as who Vance
Bolter was before all this, he had a long career
in food service and reportedly preached against abortion and LGBTQ rights.
Bolter's wife, Jenny, was briefly held by authorities when stopped
with a weapon, cash, ammunition, and passports, though her involvement
still remains under investigation. Who knows if she knew anything?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
It doesn't sound like yeah right, well, I mean, you know,
I don't know how we toned down at this point.
I don't know what it takes to get everybody to
mellow out.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Oh my god, I think that ship has sailed.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You know, you get this guy, he's got a list
of people that he's going to go after. They found
that list in the car wherever they were at the
seat somewhere.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
That was one of the stories.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
One of the things from the story over the weekend.
You know, these people get so worked up over politics.
And it was the same when someone took the shot
at Trump. It's the same energy. Really, Yeah, you're so
all consumed. People have lost friendships and relationships and things
over just having a difference of opinion. When it comes
to political stuff. It's only gotten worse because there's so

(54:04):
much mud slinging. It's so partisan.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Well any echo chamber of social media, yea.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It drives people to murder. Think about that, to murder.
It used to be there was like a big debate
or people yelling and screaming at the dinner table, like
a family gathering or something like that. My uncle Frank
and my aunt Carol going head to head on stuff. Yeah,
you know, and whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
It was just part of like.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
The But did they all leave alive.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, nobody was pulling weapons or killing anybody or like
cutting family members off. And I can't speak to you anymore. Yeah,
everything's on the microscope, dude, and what Yeah, it's scary.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
That's why I welcome the dead Internet theory. The dead
Internet theory is that AI is just going to talk
to AI and no one's actually ever going to be
online anymore.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
This would be awesome.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yeah, get back to basics.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Humans, you can't handle this well.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
The live action adaptation of How To Train Your Dragon
had a strong debut, and that includes My kid going
to see It ended up number one over the weekend.
Lelo and Stitch in number two. The romantic dramedy Materialists,
which opened this week, finished in third, followed by Mission Impossible,
The Final Reckoning and from the World of John Wick. Ballerina.

(55:16):
Protests continued over the weekend, including the No Kings movement,
which saw protesting across the country on Trump's seventy ninth
birthday and at the same time a big military parade
in DC celebrating the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Most of the protests around the country stayed peaceful, except
in places like Los Angeles where tear gas was used
to control the crowds. Sounds like a fun way to

(55:37):
spend the weekend. Now, one funny thing that people are
talking about is this helicopter reporter for Fox eleven and
l Yes New Mandel Mondell, and he was flying around
covering the protests on Saturday when he launched into like
a rant about his failing marriage. Okay, okay. He was
on a YouTube live stream when he started talking about

(55:59):
a quote bunch of debacles in his personal life, how
he's legally separated, trying to find himself, how he gets lonely,
but he has cats. Here's a little bit of the audio.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yeah, so keep in mind it was just a YouTube livestream.
This wasn't like they were on the newscast checking in
with him, looking life to television. It was just this
long drawn out thing because he's on YouTube and he's
answering people's comments as they're coming in, and so he's
just I just kind of killing time. Still funny, and
it's getting shared a lot on social media.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (56:30):
You know what, I don't care. I am married, and
I am legally married. I am legally married. That's about
the only way you can really say it. But I
am not looking at now at all. I uh, I
just had a bunch of debacles with my personal life. Yes,
it's true. I know it's hard to believe. I got
nothing right now, got nothing, got nothing, not really looking

(56:51):
trying to find myself and be happy. I'm being serious
about that. I want to be beholden to no one
at this moment. You know, do I get lonely? Of course,
of course, but I got cats.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Someone was asking about, hey, man, are you have you
even drinking or where? I was like, no, he's not
like bourbon and like whiskey, I like gin. Yeah, but no,
he was fine. He wasn't drunk and he's yeah, he
wasn't piloting the helicopters like this guy's not the controls.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Now there was a pilot. He was literally just.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Doing the reporting and killing time answering these questions.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Freshing is honesty like that just in general, you know,
not like no, everything's fine?

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Why do you like?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Like tell us, how are you really well? Israel attacked
Iran and we knew it was only a matter of
time before Iran hit back, and they did. They used
a new missile that actually broke through Israel's defenses, which
is not easy, causing major damage and casualties. It's been
a brutal back and forth of missiles and drone strikes,
and civilians, of course caught in the middle. Over one
hundred thousand people have fled to run, and Iran's clamping

(57:49):
down on the internet. Hard reports It is yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Down the internet here.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, they do it in China.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Well cool place.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Reports that Israel wanted to take out and run Supreme Leader,
but that President Trump says no way in an effort
to keep things from getting worse. But other than that,
the White House has distanced the US from the whole thing.
But at the same time is warning Iran not to
even think about targeting America in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Well, that would be stupid.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, well, yeah, there aren't in enough trouble. Yeah, what's Vegas?

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Say?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
What the odds on the turn your country to glass? Right?

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Like all that's sand, just one big shot of glass.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Over the weekend, in the NBA, the Thunder one Game
four of the NBA Finals to tie the series up
at two games apiece. Game five is tonight in Oklahoma City.
In the NHL Stanley Cup Final. The Florida Panthers destroyed
the Oilers by two in Game five Saturday night. Florida's
Brad Marshaan continues to be the star. He scored yeah

(58:57):
two goals in Game five. He's had six so far
in the finals. Panthers now have a three to two
lead in the series and will look to win it
all in Game six tomorrow night in front of their
home crap.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Back to back, they won back to back Stanley Cups.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
That'd be nice, well for them, for them right? The
Bonta Rooom Music Festival was a complete failure this year.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Did it not happen?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I started?

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Yeah, it kicked off Thursday night ended Friday. They canceled
it Friday because of these heavy storms that rolled in.
Some campers whose sites were in a decent place were
asked to camp overnight so the people in a rougher
place could be evacuated because.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Some of the lower areas were like washed out those areas.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, you're screwed.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Well.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
The show was supposed to run through last night with
acts like Avril Levine, a Hozier, Tyler, the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo,
Vampire Weekend but Luke Combs basically became the headliner since
he was the last one to play Thursday night. That
night's lineup also included Rebecca Black and Insane Glad plus
Yes not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
All bad, not all bad.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
That can would have been kind of amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
And what happens the Irony Show?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
So like, what happens? Are they refunding people?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
So they said that there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I forgot what the percentage was, but it was like
eighty percent refund or something like that. Because you saw
percent still got a day out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
So it's not a perfund.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
But some people, obviously, as people want to be upset
by everything, they're still upset by that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I mean, you saw twenty percent of the show, so
give me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
They still had to pay those artists.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Yeah, exactly, Well, this is crazy. For the first time,
Alaska is officially under a heat advisory.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Not when we were there, No, no.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
As Alaska goes, it was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah, it wasn't as cold as I thought it would be, right, exactly,
So there was no heat advisory.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Well, Alaska has dealt with high tempts before. Warnings like
these used to come as vague special weather statements now,
though they're being labeled as heat advisories, and officials hope
to make things clearer, especially since most bills in Alaska
shockingly don't have air condition and are built to retain
the heat. Makes sense. This weekend's advisories for Fairbanks, where
temps are expected to get to eighty five, which is

(01:01:09):
very unusual for June and Alaska. Well, you're a bikini right. Meanwhile,
Anchorage hasn't met the temperature threshold for a heat advisory yet,
but they plan to work into that in the future
because you know, yeah, I know if you should leave
the sweater at home for work that day, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Thought the wind was a factor. God, I've never experienced
wind like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
It was sleeping sideways at one point.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yeah, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
What's going on with Thank you very much, Gina grat
you got it? Or what he showed next?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
If you watch years after years after years, and then
you see them in person, and it's it's.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
Ally different experience than you do watching them all over
at the spring.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
What do you showed back in a bit? This is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Well, you never hear about this from people who don't hike.
A pair of hikers in New York. You are struck
by lightning. You're the summit of a fourteen thousand foot
Colorado mountain. No hell, how to get rescued? Although riding
a helicopter pretty fun? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
One man critically injured airlifted to a burn unit before
to be in fair condition the next day, while the
other hiker rescued hours later minor injuries, and the rescue
believed to be the state's highest altitude helicopter rescue on record. See, so,
not only are you hiking, you're hiking to an altitude
that like they might not even be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Get to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Should something bad happen?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah? See again unthinkable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
It doesn't happen if you're just watching TV at home.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah nine once.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, never heard about getting injured on the couch. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
You hear stories all the time, like people will give
you warnings about oh, don't do this because of X,
Y Z, and it's like, well, how often does that happen?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Oh, well it's rare.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I feel like every week we have a story about
someone who's hiking and something goes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Wrong off the cliff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
So yeah, therefore, by lightning, I've determined that you know what,
it's probably best, it's safer, just don't hike.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Smarter, probably just stay home.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
I mean, it's fun, but is it Hiking is fun?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Hiking's fun? Yeah, you think hiking's fun. Are you acknowledging
that people find hiking fun.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
I just recently went hiking with your wife and some
of our friends, and it was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Because it was on a vacation, and anything's fun on vacation.
To the top, you took a gondola. There's vacation fun,
and then there's like every day basic like day to day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
I used to hike all the time, and I am
over it. I'm never doing it again.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
That was like a stroll, not a hike because of
the the was pretty brutal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah, but it was there right to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
The top, but like once you got to the top,
the train is still like up and down and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
It was like it was it was swat and it
was gravel it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
How about you take the helicopter ride without the rescue
and then you get to see everything. Yeah, you get
to see all the sites. You get to take a
really fun helicopter ride.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Not in critical condition.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Right exactly, I'll not getting struck by lightning men. You're
such a survivalist.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Not look at that bears around to eight seven forty four.
Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven speaking of that and how people are dumb.
I saw this video of a guy. He had like
a bag of chips or something. It looked like beaver
nuggets from BUCkies, like a big bag, and he's like

(01:04:28):
tossing him at the bear, thinking that the bear is
just gonna be like a dog and kind of wait
for them to dole it out. And so the bears like,
you know, taking whatever he's getting, getting closer and closer
to the guy, until he got just close enough where
he pounced on the dude with the bag of stuff,
Like what did you think was gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Dummy?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
You're gonna be like no, no, you're gonna hold on, No,
be patient, good boy, don't wait wait, And bears like
f that, pounce this guy. I'll be taking this here
chips and win to cash. You got all the dumb
ass Woody Show, and we are into another new hour

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insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
It's Monday morning. It's June the sixteenth, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for joining us and starting your week with us.
I'm mording that's Greg Dory of Morning. What menace is here?
What is up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
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we got Gina grad Hey, we got to see that,
Sammy is here, Arty, Marget's here, fallons are open eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
So I have a question for you guys. I don't
know how offended I should be, but I feel pretty offended.
And I'd like to get your take and see if
something like this has ever happened to you. So, my
husband and I had had a really good friend, so
we thought really good friend and got invited to her wedding.
Of course RSVP that we were going, got her gift,

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you know, save the date, everything ready to go, and
a week before the wedding, my husband got a text
from her about how they needed to cut back on
the size of the wedding because they had a sudden
money issue.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
That's the dream.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Yeah, right, it's amazing totally and there, yes, but here's
and I said the same thing. I was laughing about it,
but wait, there's a twist.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
So I was.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
They said they had sudden money issues. They're asking, you know,
they're reaching out friends they thought would understand and kind
of take it in good humor. And they said it
was just, you know, we're we're sorry to do this.
We're just going to make it close close close friends,
like childhood friends and family. And I thought it was weird,
but I also, you know, I love a canceled plan.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
So good always canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Of course we so of course.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
We didn't go, but we sent the gifts, and you know,
it's all good. Never thought about it again. Well, about
a week and a half, maybe two weeks after the wedding,
they started posting the pictures from the wedding on their Instagram.
This was not a small wedding. This was not an
intimate of it. There had to be least I don't know,

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seventy people sixty seven novel, right understood. Mine was one
hundred and twenty. I understand. But to say it was
just going to be like, that's hardly into the double digit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
No, that's that. I don't think that's that's not big.
You're overreacting. Seventy Sovie has relatively small groom's parents, bride's
parents siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, not to mention. Parents have
to invite a certain number of their friends or like
their closest business associations. You always have that obligation list,
and then you start getting into the bridal party the

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other stuff. Yeah, the bridal party, they're plus ones. That
easily becomes that easily becomes seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Okay, it's small is one word they intimate? Would you
consider that intimate?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
It's small?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Yeah, I don't know about small. I don't know if
it's like ten people. Yeah, it's not what they had
planned on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Then we're assuming that they invited three hundred people whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
It's not what they've planned on. It's much than they
planned on, which is why they had to cut the
list back.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Yeah, but talk to me. How close are you?

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
How close?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
What's your My husband was very good friends with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Okay, I have another question, because you saw the photos.
Did you see people in the photos that you feel
like you're yes, no, equal on friendship level?

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yes, And I was like, damn it. So my husband
was very cool about it. I was pretty like for
him because this was his friend. First, I was pretty pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
How long have they been friends.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Since he moved here almost since he was twenty years?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Twenty years adult friends?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Eh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah, and these were other adult friends that I was like,
they made the crunt Look.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
It's gonna be hard for me to overcome my initial
reaction of red.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Again, this wasn't my friend, especially especially a wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I hate weddings, right, so you're not bummed out about it,
but you are curious.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I'm curious and like offended on my husband's behalf.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Yeah, don't be is he bummed out?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
I think he? He definitely did. He was like, oh,
what are you gonna do? But I was like, I
don't know, this is probably hurt his feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
That's chick stuff. I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, I don't think guys care about.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
But when they're when you're gonna post pictures from an
intimate wedding, I did not expect to see that many tables.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I think maybe you're thinking about a destination wedding where
people go to some islands somewhere and then yeah, just
like the brother and sister and then the parents and
that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Maybe. I don't know. I just think that when you
use words like really small and intimate. It's not seventy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
If you get an invitation to a destination wedding, do
you even consider it? I just immediately right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
No, I'm like, oh, it's a cool spot, where's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
The hell note box?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
I consider I consider that way more and would look
forward to that way more than just your in town wedding,
because to me, it just means, ugh, you know I
feel about dressing up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Yeah, like I gotta dress up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I gotta go to this ceremony which is gonna be cheesy,
and you know, I hate all that over the top
romantic crap you do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I was not a fan of that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
And then you go through the whole thing and then
it's just a it's not like you're spending time with
this person. You're just there for support, right, just to
show that you that you're there and you love them.
It's not like you're hanging out with that person really
all that much because they have everybody else that they
know there and they have to give some attention to.
So it's not even like a typical hang with that friend.

(01:10:22):
The I don't know, it's it's I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Go because the last one I got was an invitation
to wedding in Norway.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, all right, I should have I should have specified
tropical location destination wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
Then yes, yeah, I have a destination destination wedding that
I'm going to in Hawaii in October.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
And I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
So that'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
That would be good much. I'll be so hyped for
my friend who had a wedding outside of Sacramento, California,
two hours outside in the woods. Not so funny, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
It was a journey. Save your hippie crap like it
even I keep my phone to even work it an no.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
And you survived barely.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
We we were talking about people at weddings. What was
the garter?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Yeahia up on that side.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
And wondering if people still did that whole thing where
they removed the garter and they do the garter toss
to the bachelor's and then the bachelor catches it, and
of course the bride does the tosses the bouquet, and
then all the single ladies out there because that's like
the next person that gets married is this person.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Have you guys ever seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Where after they do the the bouquet toss and then
the garter toss those two people then go to the
middle of the dance floor, and then the woman who
caught the garter has to sit in the chair as
the chair and the guy with the garter has to
put the garter on her. I've seen that a few times.

(01:11:57):
I guarantee they don't do this stuff anymore. No, but
so the joke by the cheesy wedding DJ was always well,
for every inch up above the knee, you go, that's
another year of happy marriage for the new couple. And
so it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, the creepy
DJ was just trying to get you to put the
garter up by the beaver.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
You know, Grand's watching.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
It was always like that that song the Stripper.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Yeah, for real, I've never heard the Midwest. Well, I
mean you grew around Tony our friend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Yeah, Tony he said that. Well that's somebody show his wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, the hogs T shirt, only the finest car.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Now, maybe I agree with you that she perhaps undersold
what intimate and all that stuff means.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Yeah, I just I assumed that intimate means like, look,
we're basically doing like a mini ceremony.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Yeah, let's get the young lady who caught the bouquet
out onto the floor. Let's find that gentleman who's got
the garter. Now you're gonna take the garden. You're gonna
put it on the leg. And this nice young lady
who caught the bouquet. And for every inch above the
knee that garter goes, it's another year of happiness for
our newly went a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Let's hear and everybody all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Oh man, he's really getting in there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Oh yeah, did he just penetrate.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
Yeah, like an Italian hall or something like the local.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Yahout the Polish club clubs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yeah, you act like you've never been to just a
basic wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
I look, my mom would have had from Tennessee Dog.
She would have had her wedding at the Polish club.
I'm quite sure. So I can't say I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
You've never been to one of those kind of weddings
where they do that's that cheesy stuff, the chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Dance, the dollar dance dance.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
But I have been disinvited from a wedding much like
Gina Bucky. Uh I was completely my fault. He was
getting married. He was getting married. Uh I was living
in Atlanta he had he had moved back to Pennsylvania
at the time, and he the you know, the whole
classic thing, but they had included in their whole response, uh,
please include your favorite recipe to bless our new home

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with your the flavors of you know, some blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Someone's gonna make a like all get a recipe book.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Yeah yeah, just like basically give us work for a
reason to do so. I gave being Sea Bass. I
sent them a recipe for stuffed placenta. Oh god, and
the wife did not like thatted. I got uninvited unless
I had to sit down and do an apology when

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I got there for the which I did because I could.
I didn't want to piss. I don't want to make
his life harder. Too late for that apology. But they
knew what they were getting into.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
And Sea Bass yeah, oh yeah, you invited Sea Bass
and you got what you were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Well, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
I don't think you should be offended. Okay, that's I
think you should be psyched. It's not your friend. I
loved it Andy's friend.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
I didn't care until I saw the pictures and I
was like, this doesn't look into it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
But I also think that you know, he's a guy.
I don't think he really cares. It's not going to
affect the friendship at all. That would definitely be more
of like a girl thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Girls would blow the whole thing up. There's no coming
back from that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
I think there's hurt feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Okay, good friends with the bride of the groom, the bride,
well both, but the bride first, did they did they date?
My first thought, no, And I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Care about that stuff at all. I have no thoughts
about him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Medic has been invited to many ex girlfriend's weddings and baby.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Showers and stuff, and I don't go out of even
though if we're still cool, I don't go out of
respect for the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Because because you know she didn't tell him, you know,
sure you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Don't want him thinking of Man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah, we were talking to weddings before the break and
Gina was wondering if we've ever been uninvited to something,
Nothing that we've been bummed out about. You know, we
were supposed to host a big concert earlier this year,

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but we were excited for like this would be cool
and everything, but man, when it came down the reason
that got canceled was because of the the La fires
and so we couldn't do it, and so wow it
sucked that after you know, all this emotion and all
the other stuff and whatever. But when they said, hey,
your Saturday is going to be free, I was pretty psyched.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I was pretty psyched bummed about that, to be honest.
So like, my favorite plan is a canceled plan.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Agreed, agreed, Now we haven't we haven't disinvited from a
certain wedding MENACE's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Well we weren't. We were never invited.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
I got to say the day to my office station, Well,
that would never happen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
It's right, it's not like it happened and we weren't there. Yeah, yeah,
that one didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Somebody asked me about that the other day, like, where
did Medice get married?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I said, the Taco Bell Cantina in Las Vegas. Adorable
because how did that happen? I go, well, you know,
I'm not sure that you guys weren't even invited that, right,
I said, No, I don't know about it. Yeah, we
didn't even know about it. We weren't even told that
they had gotten married until it was like weeks later.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
The plan was because I just wanted people to show
up to the bigger wedding and what I say, I
don't have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Yeah, yeah, but it would be a party, but it wasn't.
Were you gonna, okay, maybe that's what I'm missing. Were
you guys going to like go through the whole like, oh,
we really didn't get married and you were gonna do
like a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Whole like yeah, full on to let people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Was that for like your mom or for your parents
or something so they wouldn't be bummed? Yeah, okay, yeah,
you asked.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Us if I you're saying that, yeah, like if we
know it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Like, no, you hadn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
No, we didn't know that part.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
That's why I'm yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
We share the story probably every two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
So there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
We don't we don't. We sure don't. Uh yeah, So
Menace got married. Then like a couple of months later
that we found out he got married. Oh yeah, I
got married.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
We knew happened because it was all during COVID.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Yeah, and you never did the like post party thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Now they took the money.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
They bought a house instead way smarter, which going back
to the wedding thing, definitely. Somebody said, hey, you know, uh,
my husband and I we went and just it was
just us and a couple of people, and that was
the way to do it. I agree as great as
like my wife and I we had a We had
a great wedding. It was fun and everybody seemed to
have fun. It was it was great, and it wasn't
super huge. And we still think that even with that,

(01:18:49):
it would have been nice to maybe do something like
completely off not off the off the radar, but something
way small, just parents, maybe a couple of people. Call today.
Save all that money because we paid for we paid for,
we paid for the wedding. Oh yeah, you know, because
it all, it all is gone and one day. It's
a big spend for one days. Sweet photos and some

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really good photos that you never look at.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Menaces wedding for the very first time ever.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Thank you you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Don't wear a wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I never realized that because fingers to fat, he's too fat.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
No, because I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
We had like this whole plan too of getting everything
from Tiffany and then but from different cities, and we've
never we haven't gone to New York because I wanted
to get mine at Tiffany in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, she wears her wedding ring.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
You've been to New York, right, so yeah, but I
haven't been. We haven't been there together. He goes a long.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Which might be she goes to Fiji without you. Oh, yeah,
that's true. That's true Fiji. But I do have a
question that I would like to ask you. Should I
be pissed? Kind of in the same Gina realm. But
I want to say two things. First, Okay, number one

(01:20:13):
one hundred percent my fault. But number two, just let
me get through the story, because you're gonna, you guarantee
you that you're gonna want to jump in and say
you should have did this, you should have did that.
Just let me get through the story. Okay, how about
if I want to jump in, I'll hit the bell,
But it's gonna totally derail the it's gonna get off topic. Okay,

(01:20:35):
all right, okay, okay, all right, here we go. So
a couple get this guy. You guys are gonna like
this one. A couple of weeks ago. A couple of
weeks ago, we were having dinner in Dallas, right, We're
having nice dinner together, all of us and the next
day we're leaving for Vancouver, Canada. While I was at dinner,

(01:20:58):
I said to myself, where's my passport?

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
I realized my passport was not with me and it
was in San Francisco, California. Right, it was packed with
some other luggage. So I go, hmm, I'm gonna really
need that passport the next day if I want to
go to Vancouver. So how I'm gonna fix this situation?
So I call back home and I called my brother

(01:21:25):
in law because within an hour there was a flight
that was leaving to Dallas, Okay, And so I called
him and it was gonna be the last flight of
the evening. I called him and like, hey, dude, I'm
gonna need a huge favor.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
I'm gonna needed you to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Fly to Dallas and bring me my passport. I'm gonna
bring me my passport, which I thought was like not
a huge deal anyways, because there was this huge gaming
convention happening in Dallas, which he was telling me that
he was having FOMO.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
For and I hit him up.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
I was like, hey, dude, I'm gonna all fly you out.
Just bring my passport. I'll get you tickets to this thing.
I'll put you up in a hotel you were.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Going to that he wanted to go to anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Did he want to go to anyways? But he was
texting me saying that he was mad that he missed it.
So he goes, all right, cool, I'm checking my credit card,
checking my credit card, there's no charges for a flight,
and that the time is ticking, and I'm like, I
call back.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
He doesn't pick up. It's spicy nacho. She picks up.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
He's like, She's like, uh, he doesn't want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
He doesn't want to go. Why does he have to work?
Does he have to do anything? No, he just doesn't
want to go. Does okay? Like yeah, so Queen said
a courier or something. I go, No, I'm not gonna
like depend on a courier showing up with my passport
for a flight that I have to leave the next day,
Like is he come in or not? And then so

(01:22:52):
we're going back and forth on text and then eventually
I called for the third time. He doesn't pick up again.
She tells me, Yeah, he's coming.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
He's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
He's gonna he's gonna drop off your passport. He's gonna
show up at five thirty am the next day. You
just got to meet him at the airport. Meet him
at the airport. He doesn't want to stay, No, he
just wants to drop it off and leave the next day.
I mean leave right away. I go, okay, fine, he's
being super weird. Show up at five thirty the next day.
It's spicy Nacho.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
It's not him. She shows up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
So she changed all her flights because she was already
gonna meet us in Vancouver.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
So the four hundred dollars problem that I was gonna
pay for him to get a flight ended up being
a three thousand dollars flight because she booked from She
rebooked her flights from San Francisco to tow It to Dallas.
Hold on, Greg, you're warning it, Yeah to Dallas to

(01:23:49):
Dallas to Portland to Vancouver, all first class, right first
So I know where you're gonna so I know what
you're gonna say.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay, hold on, Boddy, say I the third call.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
The third call I made, I was gonna say, Hey,
I'm just gonna ask what if we can hop on
the flight. Now, you can hop on the flight with us.
But I didn't want to inconvenience. What do it was
gonna be a huge pain. Who knows what happened. We
have a very short time to make a decision, right.
They lied to me and said that the brother was coming,
so I thought everything was fine. But there she is

(01:24:26):
with the passport. So should I be upset with the
brother at all for not wanting to come, because I
could have called any one of my friends back home
and they would have just done.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
It, done it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
But he had, like really nothing to do. I mean,
I would have done that in a second if he
called me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Is this is where we get to Okay, chime in
all right, Okay, hold on, don't get off topics, stay
on there, on the brother for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
I'm on the brother. No, he didn't want to do it. Fine,
she was willing to step in into it. Or they
could have told you, like, hey, though I'm not into it,
they gotta says it. But she's like, you know what,
I'll do it. The minute she decided that she was
going to come to Dallas and do that whole thing
is when you should have hit me up and said, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Man, she didn't tell me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
I know, but it doesn't matter. But that now there
you are and there she is. Just it's like we
were all in the same place. Just go hey man,
and that way she's not making an unnecessary trip and
a connecting fight everything else. Dude, we had our own
plane to take us from Vancouver to you, from Dallas
to Vancouver.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
By the third call, I was just like, let me
just talk to him, and like before.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
I would have put my wife back on a plane
somewhere else just to go to the same place where
we're immediating.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Do that. I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I was told that the brother was gonna come and
drop off the whole time. I was that's what they
were telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Yes, but when she showed up at that point, like
I would have just changed in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
And do you even know if like if you could, yeah,
it's worth it, it's worth a call.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Yeah, the answer could be, but.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
She already booked a flight to leave immediately to go
to the other place she arranged it. I can't like
get on the phone with you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
And maybe, but I would do maybe, but either way,
you paid the money for that, so I would have
for the convenience factor, I would have just eaten that
and just stayed instead of.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Doing all the other jumping around.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Now, the thing is, okay, I know what it should
have could have. I know that's what we what we
would have talked about. But the thing is, like, should
I be upset with with the brother at all?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
I certainly just would never rely on him for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Like you said that you would.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
You would do it for him. So that's the upsetting
part is that in return you don't feel like it's
an equal relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Didn't have to work, you didn't have to do anything.
Is this the same brother in law we've heard of
before who's kind of shiftless.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Let's say, yes, well not so much anymore. He's got
a he's got a job. Now he has a job.
Is he still mutual streaming services? That's a question on
the text.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
He does, Okay, so the favors only go one way.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
It's it's not that he's not a loser anyway, but
he just not like a super motivated Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Can I just ask a quick question. I want to
make sure I heard something right because I was listening
really intently to the story. Did Spicy Nacho your wife
take multiple first class flights? Yes? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Because uh, there's no direct I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Like she only she had to take first class.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
No, no, I mean because.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
She's like, she's like, if I have to do it,
then I'm going to go first class.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Okay, I respect it. Just want to make sure I
heard that right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Look, she asked me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Just following back of your mind, the next time he
asked you for a favor, then the answer, unless you're
really into doing it or whatever, don't feel bad saying no, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Or say yes. And then just because now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
You know where you stand with it, Because because there's
been multiple problems where I have to like fix his
problems for him, So next time that happens, next time
that happens, just say no.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
I mean, I think you have the right to be
mad at him because it was a very very very
important timely issue. You had a deadline, you had a
certain flight, you needed that passport, and this isn't sorry,
I don't want to right And then he said yes
and then stopped answering his phone when you said, like, hey,
are you that's a you know I need this that

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screams unreliable, shiftless. That's why I asked, So I'd be
mad at him, for having ignored your calls because you
just wanted to follow up, like, hey, are we doing this?
Are you on your way?

Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
I got to figure out something else.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Yeah, now you can.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Any of my friends back home, they would have done Speaking.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
Of could, would have? Should have? I asked before I said,
someone's gonna forget their passport? Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
So embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Anytime I go anywhere where there's a passport required, that's
the first thing I get. I check multiple times, Like
I checked on the flight multiple times before, on the
way to the airport, multiple like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
So you tell good about it, but I didn't know
because we're going to multiple cities.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
You don't have a passport card, menace. I would think
you would, oh the like the global entry card, his
passport card, it's Mexico Canada card.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
That's the one you're gonna be able to put.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
On your phone, right, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
I know I'm in the wrong, and it's totally my fault,
but that one part is just kind of bothering me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Well, especially since this is somebody you've done multiple favors
for and it was a place you wanted to go.
None of this makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
Doesn't make sense to me. That's why so frustrating.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Well, I mean that was nice to Spicy Notcho to
step up.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Yeah, for sure and do it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Because also she didn't want to go on the trip
by herself again, so she's like, all right, I guess
I'll bring them now she wanted to go by herself,
She's gonna be like, oh, sucks for you dog.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Yeah. I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
I've talked to a couple of friends about it, and
they say that they would be upset.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
To I don't know why you said yes and then
just ghosted you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
That is strange. Is he an adult adult?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Six two six?

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
What I don't understand is why your wife needed to
fly first class?

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Wow? I do.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
If I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Kind of favor for somebody, I don't think that we
don't get you anything before we leave again, show some
feedback on your question, menus. Should you be upset? Should
you be pissed at your brother in law for refusing

(01:30:09):
to help you out? Yeah, so said, I'd be mad
at the brother for being a flake. I wouldn't be
mad if he had literally said no, But the fact
that he said yes and then bailed his lame and
then you know the fact that your wife is the
one that set up to do it. But I love Spicy,
not you're taking first class to drop something.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Off big part of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Well yeah, I mean it's pretty really Yeah, if you're
going to do it, that's the way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Yes, you know, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Nine one five says, uh, Yeah, it kind of sucks
because it's a favorite. Plus, Menace was already paying the
favor back by doing something nice for the brother in law,
by paying for all of it and sending him somewhere
that he allegedly or allegedly already wanted to go.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Yeah, he was telling me months about it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah, weird, Yeah, that was really weird. It's just weird
that he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
He's not the one that told you like he wasn't
going to do it, because that would have given you
the opportunity to figure something else out, coordinate, like even
if it was Spicy not show like, hey, bring all
your stuff for the trip, come here, we have another
way to get to Vancouver. Just go with us or
whatever that would be as supposed to making her run
the errand but first class not a bad.

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Way to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Right back. This is a show, all right,
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woodies Show. It's Monday.
We got the birthday's port of birthday entertainment stuff coming
up here in just a couple of minutes. It's June sixteenth.

(01:31:34):
Today is the beginning of Diabetes Week. Am Diabetes Week
mark March. Fatness is in March, guys. Yeah, yeah, well
maybe because what happens in March. It takes time to develop.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
And I can't feel my feet anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Dude. Yeah, my buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I was telling him like, hey man, you might want
to look into some weight loss drugs. And he thanks
me later because he did, and then he found out
he had diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Here's a dupe question. Once you have diabetes, do you
always have diabetes?

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
You can't. I you can't Type one or type type two.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
You can.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
You can get it to it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
It's like it's like HIV. You can get it where
it's undetectable.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Yeah, Okay, which one is the really really bad one? Losing?

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
I think that's the genetic one. Yeah, that's an autoimmune disease.
Is type one?

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
What's the one that we have.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Our own diabetes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean, uh, the only thing I ever
knew about diabetes was like the commercial Wilford Brimley and
then and then you hear about like, oh, people losing
a foot or what, and then people would make a
joke all that's instant diabetes, sugar, but like what exactly happens?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
And I guess it's the too.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Much too little insulin, right, yeah, either you're not producing
it or you're producing too much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
But I thought, like I thought, I always thought it
was weird that you would need sugar like you need
you got to grab a yeah orange juice, heed a cookie,
quick fix the show sugar yeah right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Mostly you're staying away from it until you need it right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Now, because for fatties that might seem like, oh man, delicious,
diabetes medicine is sugar, Snickers, sugars.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
And my grandmother had diabetes. She always had the big
bag of like mini fun sized Snickers just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
It's a learning disability week. It's take your cat to
work day, sweet anyone, No, I have no problem. People
bring their dogs to work like Sea Bass does. I
do have a problem. I would have a problem with cat.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
They would tear this place out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
I think it's weird when people bring their cats outside
and walk them.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Mom got a stroller.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Okay, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
I just got a stroller.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
No, cat people are weird.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
But she wants them to have fresh air.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
There's something unsettling about seeing a cat on a leash. Yeah,
it's just weird. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
International Waterfall Day is today. It's World Sea Turtle Day
and Fresh Veggies Day boring, but it is also National
Fudge Day. Can do Yeah, I'll have the birthdays here
in a second menace.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
Well, Katy Perry, yes, queen, Yes, Katy Perry. She might
be single, guys, because because she got all hot, because
there's rumors that her and Orlando Bloom are like going
through it and they might be splitting up. And just
to further those rumors, he showed up to a red
carpet just recently with his dog.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
His dog was his date, Okay, yeah, and it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Was for Deep Cover, so who knows. Now, I'll say
this about Katy Perry. I know we've been dogging her
a lot lately. I've met her quite a few times.
And she's not a bad person. She's just really kooky.

Speaker 6 (01:34:43):
Yeah, I don't think anyone thought she was a bad person.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Also, I say I saved her life once.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
So there was YouTube Awards.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
It was like I don't know, maybe early mid two thousands,
and it was very loosey goosey at the YouTube Awards.
Security wasn't really tight and I was backstage. I was
going in the bathroom, like right by the stage, in
the men's room, and somebody was like chasing her. I
don't know if it was a YouTuber or whatever, but
she was running alone and she ran into the men's

(01:35:14):
bathroom that I was in by myself, and she like
hid behind me and she's like.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
Oh, please save me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
I'm like, man, yeah, you say, hey, what's in it
for me?

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
But because the other person that was chasing her was
a woman, So I don't know, I have no idea
what was going on the story before. I think I've
kind of shared it before.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
But Katy Perry's life. Yeah, but then they got rid
of whoever was chasing her.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
But yeah, I saved Katy Perry's life.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Yeah, and she remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
I don't know depends on how many times she's been
chased down into the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Men's restroom at the time I was just finished. Yeah, yeah,
so I don't know. Well, we'll ask her one day
when we meet her again.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Other another person we know for sure as single as
our boy. His name is uh, Chris our boy, Chris
Martin from Coldplay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Yes, he's out there at pot Hounden and you know
where he's doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
He's you know where he's doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
I know at the Aleen Dion concert. He jumped on
stage mid show and he serenaded Celine Dion with her son,
So lucky look out. He's out on the prowl ladies.
Yeah all right, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Sure he's got to look really hard to find somebody
who'd be interested in somebody who want to do me. Yeah,
nice guy, rock star loaded.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Yeah, absent for chicks, that's Selean Dion.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Nice nice all right. Uh, that's why he's there.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Moving on to movies.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Despite good reviews and the fan base loving it, Thunderbolts
is going to lose millions of dollars millions of dollars
and made three hundred and seventy one million dollars globally.
But that's the lowest growing grossing movie for Disney's Marvel
like Universe. So yeah, it's not looking good for that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
I know nothing about this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
So Thunderbolts had a weird marketing campaign because it came
out as Thunderbolts, but midweek, as as the movie was out,
they changed all the marketing to say the new Avengers.
Oh so I thought that was super weird.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
Well it's I mean, people will say, yeah, they did
that in the comic books twenty years ago. Guess what
the public doesn't know that number one and Thunderbolts is
also they kind of they it was like a ragtag
group of anti heroes, kind of like that stupid DC
movie was with Will Smith.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
What was that one?

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Oh you're how cod Yeah, we got a ragtag bunch
of losers.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Oh god, Pete Davison was in it, like in a
suicide squad.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Yeah, yeah, so their version of suicide Squad is what
it seemed like. Yeah, I know'bb liking that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Yeah, I guess no one's liking it. But people they're
not gonna make it, do you know what they need
to do Disney is who ever was in charge of
the marketing campaign for Lelo and Stitch hire them every
single time. I think they knocked it out of the
park with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Yeah, I saw nothing for Thunderbolts. Didn't even know that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
The only thing I saw was midweek when they changed
the name. That was it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
All? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Well, did this pop up in your feed yet? Speaking
of movies, Spaceball's two, Yes, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Rick Moran doesn't really do much of anything the show
these days. He's coming back as a dark helmet.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
They said most of the original cast is gonna be
part of the movie. Mal Brooks is doing it with
Amazon and MGM Studios and seems to have an opinion
on this.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Well, I'll say this, like I say about all these
sequel movies, the part two has always sucked. What he
We always are like, what awesome? And then it comes
out and we're like, oh that except for Top Gun
Maverick that rule. Talking about comedies and specifically coming to
America too, group worst movie Anchorman, dumb to you fill

(01:39:04):
in the blank. With all of these classic hits from
twenty plus years ago, and these sequels are always absolute flops.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Well because they were good in their time, but yeah,
like this many years later, comedy changes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Well, I was asking, you know about whateverybody's verdiction was
going to be with Happy Gilmour.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Too, exact same things that happened. I still think that
one's going to be great.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
I think I think the Workaholics guys behind it. I
think it's gonna be Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
The trailer looks promising.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Boy, we'll see I want it to be good, but
I'm going going in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
With people will see it regardless.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Yeah, the whole point, especially because it's on Netflix, it's perfect.
Give me one more story here minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Well, there is Netflix news. David Letterman's My Next Guest
Needs No Introduction has been renewed for season seven, Season six.
Seasons six, Season six well premiered later this year. Well,
that'll talk about something you need no money to produce.
I went to a taping of that, and it's yeah,
it's you run a theater and David Letterman talks to

(01:40:02):
somebody for a half for an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Gig who was the guest?

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
It was some comedian chick who I don't think anyone
cares about, but it was the only interesting part was
so Letterman gets up and he's sort of he's basically
just doing the Letterman show. Yeah, so he gets up,
does you know ten minutes of jokes? Oh, he does
that at least like a little monologue stuff. And why
don't we see that in the I think it's just
kind of a warm up thing for the crowd. Oh week,
I want to see that some guy was kicked out
because he, like Letterman said something. It wasn't even super political,

(01:40:27):
but the guy got up and he got thrown out.
But it was otherwise uneventful.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
And oh so you weren't there for the Kanye Wait,
Kanye West. Wish i'd been there with the Kardashians.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Wait, doesn't have a new name. He's not even yea. Yeah, yeah,
he's a new name.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
It's like yay yay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
No, no, no, it's like uh gg no, it's a
longer name. Oh who legally changed his name from Kanye
O Mari West. He yay is now going by Whussein Lalani.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Oh okay, you know who.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Sorry, I'm sorry, let me let me correct myself. His
chief financial officer, who's saying Lolani recently referred to West
as Yeah, yeah, you're all right, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
I've been saying.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
Too quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Yeah, I got so far off my raidar well he
got rack on it by go into the Diddy trial.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Yeah, yeah, well that's what I'm saying, Like, who's another
guy that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
You know that Gina and the rest of the Jews
are keeping a really close eye on Kanye.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Oh yeah, always got to you got to keep him
in at least it's overall, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
Show its Shimay, we're gonna it's Shiverday.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
We're gonna sit Beta. He's like, it's Shiver Day, and
you know, we don't do what all right?

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Starting with the celebrities having birthday to you, Laurie Metcalf.
She was Roseanne sister Jackie and also on the Big
Bang Theory. She's seventy years old today. The Star wide
receiver for the Minnesota Vikings, Justin Jefferson is twenty six.
John Cho from Harold and Kumar and Star Trek is
fifty three. Mc Wren from NWA is fifty six. And

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you guys, since we're talking about the rap game, today
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(01:42:25):
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(01:42:47):
forget her unforgettable role in The Babysitter Likes Him Black?

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
With Jude Teen's coming up figure throw it in there.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
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Yeah, you can't fix stupid, but maybe run it through
spell check first. All right, thank you very much. Thank you.
Let that one breathe. That's a thinker.

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What he was stroking out.

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Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
I quit this bitch,