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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the dude to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Friday. I know it's
the second Friday week for us. What she said, Yeah,
because you know, yesterday was Juneteenth, so like Wednesday kind
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of felt like a mini Friday, and we got today
actual Friday into the weekend week go. Thank you for
being here, Woody, Greg Min it's Gina grad see that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sammy, you're here. Let's Friday. Yeah, maybe you know I'm
saying I do. Mortgan's here.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent
us a text to Friday check in over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We got von our video producer.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
We got bored and Menji hold things down the Woody
Show production department.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Weekend. Let's go ready for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, I'm too, like I'm rooting for another just
like nice chill, just kind of hang with everybody kind
of weekend. We got an event coming up tomorrow night
that we're doing so much together. Now it's my first
prom ever. Oh yeah, we had a big event that
you that you loved so much that you want to
redo it, like one of those right to like write
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a passage type things like prom. Yeah, if you could
take write a passage event. Yeah, I mean, like you know,
maybe it was like a big like a significant birthday
or maybe with something prom or probably twenty one twenty one.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, because remember hotel parties. Did you guys ever do that?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Hotel party.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
So for a while it was very popular not to
have parties at your house. You would rent a hotel
room and have a party, which is but hotel hotels
love that. Yeah, hotels like shut it down now. But yeah,
when I turned twenty one, we got like this big,
huge hotel room and we partied in it. We had
pizza and somebody like threw pizza against the curtains and
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they like fell down and everyone got really like we.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Would take eighties.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, we would take like we took the the bathtub.
We filled it with ice and put a.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Cosstick and yeah, vision an bathtub filled with ice with
Miller Genuine draft.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, it was super fun. We did it for birthdays,
New Year's.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
And then we made way too much noise and went
down to the pool.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Everybody had to pitch in like four dollars people in.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The room, but never got kicked out of a hotel party,
which was pretty awesome. I mean on my graduation, I'm
not graduation, my my uh is it?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, ten year anniversary, Sorry, my brain's not working as usual.
But ten year reunion. We had our reunion at this
hotel and then at the top we decided the after
party would be in somebody's hotel room. And then it
was like two ondred people in this room. Oh wow,
and then we definitely got kicked out.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Of Oh, you just reminded me of my prom. The
after party was at a hotel and I ended up
ditching my Well, we kind of went our separate ways
and I ended up in a.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Hot tub with a travel hockey travel team.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh sweet, and.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
That was super fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, what happened there.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Not much. I mean I think we smoked a little weed.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
I made out with one of them and that was it.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
It was great.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Nice and your parents let you go to a hotel
on your prom night.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
I'm very trustworthy.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I don't think we ever like said we're going to
a hotel.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
We'll be home when we get home.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Never had one of those relationships, Like you tell your
parents everything that you're doing.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So what uh what what the big event?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Would you This is gonna sound mega cheesy, but I
gotta say my wedding ruled.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
It was so fun. It was just like a big party.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
I needed it my I mean, my dad had died
earlier that year and I just needed something to be
happy about.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
And it was.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I mean, it was just Andy and I with our
friends and like, like you know how weddings are very
cheesy and cry. We played mister Rogers songs in the
middle of the wedding are we came out to Michael Bolton.
I mean, it was just there was a cobbler bar.
We were just there to a cobbler bar.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
We were just there to like half around and have
fun with our friends. So we had cherry and peach.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
It was a cobbler bar. Yeah. It was in a
like an avocado grove.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
It was.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
It was cool called three Options a bar though, yes,
I don't know anyway, it was super.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Fun their options and I would totally do that again. Yeah,
well you have a taco bar, and it's like that's it.
Speaker 10 (05:12):
Would you like soft tacos and build your own taco
you get to choose your ingredients, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Like yeah, but maybe you could with cream or ice
cream on top of the cobbler.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Because I had lost my dad, Adam Carolla gave like
the father's toast and it was a twelve minute roast.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
It was hilarious about you.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
My college graduation without a doubt because A I would
like to remember who spoke at it, because I know
we had a keynote speaker. I couldn't tell you who
it was. It was supposed to be he was still
alive in the day, doctor Seuss, but he they said,
you know he did the previous year because he was
from the town where my college was.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
You can't do it twice.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I'm looking it up, Greg. It was Harry Truman.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I think it was either Harry Truman or I
think it was Ulysses grand But no, it was the
last time, like my entire family went. My grandmother, who
was old even back then, got on a plane and
flew to it.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
And for the same reasons, because I mean, I hated
high school, hated it. I was so happy for it
to be done. So number one high school graduation because
it was over right right, like just closing that whole chapter.
But also number two is because I can't think of
another time where I had everybody in one place, even
for yeah, my weddings, because wow, like there was like
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at least one grandparent that couldn't make it exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, this might have been the last time that
we were all together.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, but to have everybody in one place was super cool.
So I would say that my high school graduation dinner,
like the family dinner that we had that night, was
really was really cool.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Sammy, Mine's my high school graduation trip. So like the
grad trip that you go on.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
With your friends, we were organized.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
There was something called a SWAT, which was summer winter
activity trips, and they targeted all the high school kids
for the grad trip. So we had probably at least
one hundred and fifty kids for school, plus hundreds from
other schools, all getting in school buses down to Mexico
getting wasted for like three.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Or four days.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
The chaperones were like twenty one year old college kids,
and it seemed all legit to like our parents because
there was like you know what, yeah, and we paid
to go and all the parents were like okay, and
they were dropping us off at the high school to
get on these school buses and it was just the
best time.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
So much drinking.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
There's like phone parties and we're going to clubs and
we're doing.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
All the Paris like Nose is going to have to
one they send their high school to Mexico.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Bus got one hundred.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
And fifty of us with all kids. We all grew
up with everyone's on board. It just didn't seem like
an issue.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Did you have chaperones because mine had chaperones.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
The chaperones were twenty one year old college kids, real chaperones.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
I think I mine would have been what Sammy's talking about.
I would have liked to redo it because mine got
shut down. Now I was not within well, I was
not within driving r into Mexico. But a bunch of
these seniors for spring break organized through some you know,
third party trip organizer. We all went to the guy's
house and they did like a presentation and it was,
you know, a week in Mexico blah blah blah blah
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blah for like fifty bucks a kid something like that.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Exactly what.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Now the problem is I lived in Nashville, Tennessee, and
to get to Mexico from Nashville is quite a long drive, yeah,
or flight, and I thought, what was myself, well, a
little spend like three days driving down there. Unfortunately, between
the time that I paid my deposit, yes, I and
spring break was coming around, apparently all the parents had
heard about this trip and were shutting it down.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Realized what it was. So my drive to Mexico from
Tennessee never even happened, thanks to ye old wet blankets.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, tomorrow and I we're doing a Woody Show prom event.
And I never went to my prom didn't I was working.
I was full time on the air in my senior
year of high school and so and then the other years,
junior year, sophomore, freshman, I was stuck in all these
different schools, so they didn't do prompts. They didn't do
it and stuff like that. So this is gonna be
my first ever prompt Tomorrow night. You get is they're
a prompt scene and back to the future. Yes, been
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under the seed dance, that's just come dance.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't know if that's like doing our prom or
when you see stuff like that in movies, do you think, God,
I don't. I just can't relate. No, I think about
how you will be.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I think about that when people talk about their like
social life in college. So they have this time in
their life where, yeah, they got to go to school
and they're you know, classes and things like that, but
they're they're basically an adult and they have, you know,
all this kind of independence and right college.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Was no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, exactly the best.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's like your your job is to have a
good time all the time and just kind of get
crazy in your early to mid twenties.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's like forty serious boo. This is something to know
about it.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
Back to the future, because it was November twelfth, nineteen
fifty five five. That would have been a homecoming dance,
not a from which would bend this break.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Well, I never had a homecoming dance either, could be
through one. We're gonna take a break eight seven seven
forty four. What if who want to call him?
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This morning? Friday? Check ins on the text to two
to nine eight seven.
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Guys working in the radio, in the street, working on
radio in the past thirty years.
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This this is our every day.
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The people industry are.
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Getting cut left and right, left and left and left
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Canseco figure? Because I've been trying to figure that out.
Who sent me that?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Is that?
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Was that Al?
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That you out?
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Was that it was that Al? Who did that board?
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Do you remember? I don't know, but I just want
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Jose He did send Menes a giant poster though. Yeah,
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of the sexual move. You never know.
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ATM it is an art.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Uh huh. Speaking of eating, today is one of the
breakfast days that I promised once a month. Chef's Swoop
nice here he's setting up. I think he's doing French
toast today for everybody. Yeah, so we'll find out what
his special take on French toast is.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So uh yeah, shout out to Chef Swoop, who, by
the way, was on what you gonna call it shopped. Yeah,
finally I guess it finally aired. Well, no, he it
was beat. Bobby Flay was the one that oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's the one that's the one that that just aired.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah, last time he was here, he made almost for everybody,
which is which is pretty awesome, phenomenal. Yeah, all right,
I told you how to call in yep, got that
high sea bess.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah, literally just walked in and make sure everything's good
with the French toastation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was looking out there by the way, the French
TOAs station.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
He's everything is coming together properly.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Okay, good, no.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Notes good, good, all right, good get funny. Well, I'll
stop for your Friday failed stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, it is time for your Friday fail stories. Yea,
all these people probably have the perfect plan, the plan
that could never go wrong with Somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stinking mega uber ultra. I probably came out of a little
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hot on that one.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
But then, but then I think we rallied pretty well.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
What I really want to know is normally we'll start
the hour and another new hour bubble and that's some
sea bass will walk in, and then the minute we start.
Even alluding to the fact that we're going right into
the fails segment, he walks out. So what's the special
occasion is? It's nice to have you it feel blessed.
It's a double treat French toast and sea bass ohetits.
We're gonna start with this one from Atlanta, where the
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bakery department at the Kroger grocery store put some special
cakes out.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know they do that for all the different occasions.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Three cakes. So yeah, so they put some cakes out
for June teenth. They were in African colors, with one
saying congratulations, another one said June nineteen free, and one
more saying free, and then the AT symbol last, so
free at last. People complained, Kroger pulled them, released the
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statement saying that the cakes were quote inconsistent with our guidance.
Here's one woman who took the social media about.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who made these.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I wish it was a manager here because yeah, I
decorate everything else around here cute, But if a junting
you want to just throw something on a freaking kicky
cake and expect someone to buy it free Atlant. Really,
I'm gonna be here right early in the morning, so
talk to some bad about this because this is unacceptable.
And she wasn't the only one, how so how is
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that unacceptable? I'm not getting like, I mean, other than
I mean, they weren't the most professionally decorated. They were
kind of like thrown together. But it's it's the Kroger bakery.
It's worst and it's not cake Boss. Fourth. Yeah, well,
I mean, you know, Kroger had to apologize. People were
mad sale. I mean, maybe maybe their heart was in
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the right place. I don't know, but it's still not getting.
They thought it was a good idea, and I guess
I guess it wasn't. It wasn't cute enough right now,
fancy enough. Yeah, well, you gotta look them up online.
You can, you can care. This next one is from
Los Angeles. We had mentioned it earlier in the week,
but this thirty three year old guy, he was at
one of the protests and he ended up a little
too close to the action because he took a rubber
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bullet right to the nuts. One testicle was bruised, the
other one was quote shattered. Was taken to the hospital
where he received the emergency surgery. Here's a little bit
of him on the news.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
The injury was sustained to my growing left testicle and
my right testicle was actually shattered. They somewhat fixed it
so it should have some function, but it's still very
badly damaged.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, little emergency surgery to put his nuts back together,
you know, just trying to do a little protesting and fail. Failed. Yeah,
I'd see next one. This is oh, this this guy
and his wife. They were checking out this art museum
in Italy. You might have seen the video for it,
and it got to the one They got to one
part of the museum where yeah, there were chairs, the
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van Go chair is what it was called, and it
was covered in crystals, signs all over the place saying
don't touch anything. But being the idiots they are, they
waited until the room was empty and then decided to
take a picture of the husband sitting on the chair.
Well it collapsed. Yeah, his wife just got out of there,
tried to act like nothing happened. But of course it
was all caught on security cameras. The museum was able
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to repair the chair, But dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
So asked the question do these people think there are
no security cameras well?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Also, they weren't caught, like they don't know who they are.
They've not been identified.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
The articles are a little misleading because what's the name
of this chair, the van Go chair. I'm like, how
how are they able to get close to a van
Go chair? But the chair is inspired by van correct?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
So yeah, no, no, there's a painting called the chair,
but it's van Goes the chair, right, So the van
Go chair. So basically this chair is nothing. So this
artist who made this chair covered in the what do
they call this.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Crystals?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
So basically man destroys worthless piece of modern art. I
mean sure, but also wasn't his to destroy? Yeah, but
that's what it's called. That's what every article have you thinking?
It's a Van Go Hey medics, would you like? Would
you like my Einstein highlighter? Here's one for you know,
there's a bunch of pro Speaking of protests, there's a
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bunch of protests overseas where uh they're like, uh, complaining
about tourism. Yeah, Barcelona, that Barcelona big time. Yeah, And
wasn't like the workers of the Louver they're on strike
or something that such a French.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Weren't the Spain the Spaniards shooting water guns at people?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, Barcelona they shoot water gun.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Don't visit our No, my mom's going there. I don't
want her to get shut in the water.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I mean, tourists can be dicks.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
You know, this is not this is not your this
is not your land, this is not your city. It's
not Yeah, they just come in and kind of whatever
they want. People that were like carving into the colisseum,
you know, like, what are you doing? What are people doing?
They're getting into the trevy fountain, just waiting around. This
guy's sitting on a chair, like just be cool, the
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same chair.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
But if it was that important, they could have roped
off the chair, right, I agree. Here's one from Detroit
where a county worker was overpaid by one thousand, I'm
sorry one that one million, six hundred thousand dollars because
apparently their employee ID number was put into the spot
where their hourly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Wage should have been.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
The money was returned, but not before two people in
the payroll department were so fired. I'm shocked they were fired.
Here's a county official talking about the mistakes. You're very
concerned about what's happening with payroll in the county. Certainly,
that's that's that's an incredibly big mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Sometimes things slipped through the cracks. They shouldn't no.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
Excuses for it. That kind of thing can't happen. I
think there are a lot of errors that went on.
What I can tell you is there are multiple fail
safes theoretically built into the system.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
At least three of those didn't work. Yeah, maybe four.
Now imagine how many never get caught.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Oh that's the thing, it's the only one.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Does that ever happened to you getting overpaid? Because it's
happened to me.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Well, they'll take that right back.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was money that was supposed
to go to somebody else to accidentally put it in
my check. And then yeah, and then I didn't realize that.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, mine was ten thousand dollars a year, and I
didn't really I didn't notice.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
It a little.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Okay, yeah, it's nice like that. No, I thought it
was ten grand. All at once you noticed that I
spent a year and you know, taxes whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Sure.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And then so at that end they're like, yeah, so
our accountant who no longer works here, he oh, he
messed up, and you got paid over ten thousand bucks.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
And then what they want to do?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Break it over?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We could give you a year, no, but we can
break it up over like three paychecks if you'd like.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah, well, they said I didn't have to pay it
back if I didn't want to. Oh sweet, I don't
want to, I said, really, I guess I just take
it out of my check until ah week.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, I mean it's a year later. You're just figuring
this out now. It's not my problem. Mopley lied to
US bankyard in my favor.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Here's one again. People oversee. This is Rome. Eighty year
old guy thought it'd be a good idea to drive
his car down some steps, because that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I saw that in the Born identity. Yeah. Yeah, Anyway,
he got stuck, stuck to the point where the car
had to be removed using a frigging crane dam like
sails and Nott the first time that happened.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
What country do you come from? We're driving downstairs?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is what you do.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
My favorite story of the week is from Wisconsin. Someone
was trying out a new recipe.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
They were making a turkey that they had marinated just
in straight up tequila sweet. They put the turkey in
the oven and then less than ten minutes later they
were on the phone with nine to one.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
One asked me, why on account of the fire.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
You see, the turkey was soaked in so much tequila
it became explosive from the vapors from the liquor mixed
with the oxygen, and the fire department got the fire.
That was great, but the apartment took to us some damage.
But in what world does that sound tasty? You know
what that loves the taste of gross. Also, marinading doesn't work.
It totally doesn't. No, it's scientifically proven. Brining might, but
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mary not penetrates doesn't do anything.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
But don't you poke holes in the meat when you married.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
That you can, but you're gonna get little tiny slivers
of maybe something. But it still doesn't absorb. It's not
doing what you hope. It's not really what you're going for.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It's soak something and marinate and it tastes no different.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Just disglaze and forget about it. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I think soy sauce penetrates though, is a salt?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Oh it is? Yeah, Okay, you're so tortured, man, I am.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'm looking for a contestant. Do you like Q We're
gonna play that here in a second. Eight seven.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
What is the number to call? Uh yeah, I grabbed
that microphone. Chef'swoop, we have a we have a question
for you. Right before the break, you weren't in this
two when we were talking about this Sea Bass. You've
met Sea Bass? Yeah, all right, Sea Best friends. Sea
Best claims it's scientific, scientifically prove and that marinating does
not work.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Greer disagree. I disagree.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I can disagree with America's test kitchen, and there are
scientists there, but.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
As somebody who I'm sure marinate's a lot.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
I marinate pretty often. Well, you know, I think there's
two ways to go about it. Like some people I've
seen in African countries, food comes straight off of a
grill and straight into a marinate.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
So you you you marinate after grilling very hard, very hot,
straight off of the flame, straight into a marinate, then, sir,
I think that would be better, right, aren't we just
talking about a glaze at that point.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
I've seen that in like like some su culture, like
very like.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Very African culture.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Also, I'm not saying in America, but.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
If you're just throwing like chicken and marinate in a
ziplock and putting it in the fridge overnight.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
One hundred percent works amazing one hundred. I'll just tell
you know, people science, buttermilk is a really heavy marinate.
That's I will kind of really only use that for
like fried chicken.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Okay, yeah, but like what about you have a steak
and you throw it in there with some tarioki the
fridge and then it's it's happenings. Did you hear that
this is an award winning chefs bas I mean it's happening.
I think he may be confused. I've watched literal chef
sciences go through and say, look, here's how it fart penetrates.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
It could be a nice coating, and it's.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Like I I I get it, I get the I
get the pushback. How how often do you so? Are
you just completely against marinating?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
Just I'm saying that glazes and and I think your
food might be made.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'm talking about greg technology. Maybe you're just doing it
in the right question exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Now, here's here's the question.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
If you marinate it right, and then you could get
and don't do anything after that, will you taste any
of the marinade?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
It will be and it they've shown it again, chef scientists.
It's half a millimeter that.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You actually the question answer the question would you taste it?
It's almost undetectable.
Speaker 15 (25:13):
Would you taste I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree with that,
because I mean, it's just the you you know, we're
talking twenty four forty eight hours sometimes thirty six hour
marinae projects in some of the kitchens that I've been
a part of in like the food tastes, like the marinates,
and are.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
You saying that I would imagine the more acidic it is,
the more marina.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
Yeah, there's the thing that you have to add to
the environment that would initially incorporate.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
That sounds excited, Yeah, sounds.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've done marinads with taraoki or garlic, and I've left
it overnight like they do in the professional world, and
I can't detect the garlic or the terioki or anything.
Speaker 15 (25:50):
That's I mean, but how long are you marinating overnight?
And what are you marinating?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Usually chicken?
Speaker 15 (25:57):
Okay, So I think for chicken it's important to try
to maybe introduce some acid into that environment if you
want to get the marinate to penetrate the protein. So
like a vinegar, vinegar or a lemon or lime, like
the whole the whole entire limit, like just crush it
and just like put it in there.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
That's what they call a pro tip, because he's a professional.
I will take that and that's a tip. Yeah, yeah,
I'll use it. Yeah, all right, we'll chop swoop back
to what I mean, Yeah, get back to it. We
definitely want to get some more information on the on
the French toast and what makes your French toast so
so special?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah the day.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, welcome back. By the way, man, I missed you guys.
All right, well it's gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
Is the d.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
And we have a game that you could play to
win the prize. And see bast want chake's playing. The
way that game works, It works by me finding someone
who's nice and drunk asking them the easiest trivia questions
in the world. But the game there is, oh are
they so drunk that they can't figure out the answers
that they normally could. If you can guess whether they
figure it out two times out of three, you win,
all right, eight seven, seven, forty four. Do let's say
(27:14):
hi to Kyle. Hey, Good morning, Kyle, Hey, good morning.
We're doing We're doing all right, and happy Friday to you. You're
gonna play the UYQ. Now before we get to those
questions that matter to where you win in the prize
or not, or you get to know the drunk person here,
just a little bit better, a little frame of reference,
how drunk or not drunk they seem with it to
be able to answer these questions. And who is this person? See?
This is Diana and I found her outside the bar
(27:35):
because they wouldn't let her in. Oh okay, that's a
good sign. I'll tell us more about that. All right.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
I'm out to go dancing, but I really need to
use a restaurant, but none of the real shots let
me go because they're closed. Apparently I'm trying to sober
the fuck up.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Oh sorry, sober.
Speaker 16 (27:51):
The f up so I can go into the one
of the clubs and actually use a restaurant, because if
I don't sober up, they won't.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Let me go inside.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Oh were you two drop to go in the club.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Yes, they don't let me go into the club. They
already checked my I d.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
And I'm old enough, I promise, and they don't let.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Me go inside because.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
I'm too drunk.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Well, she needs to do what I did once, and
I just turned my shirt inside out.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Easy, easy, yeah, all right to Kyle, that is Diana.
You have to just guess whether she's going to get
these answers right or not two out of three times
in order to win question number one here on the
d u i Q.
Speaker 17 (28:28):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what acronym?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
All Right? It was a big topic of conversation. Not sure,
not too long ago. Sure. I will say that Diana
won't get it. I think that uh.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
By the looks, Yeah, Sammy's furrowed brow.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Sweep it for No. I don't want to give away
too much, but I hope she doesn't reference to the
League of Nations.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Okay, I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna say no to Diana.
Notice I mean yes to Menace.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Oh all right, Greg Goring, I'm thinking, okay, so no
to Diana, no to Menace. And I'm kind of triple no,
triple no. What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Almost added menace? And Sammy? Do you think that Diana's
going to get it?
Speaker 7 (29:17):
All right?
Speaker 12 (29:17):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What do you think I am?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
In agreeance?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Way she knows this, No way she.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Knows a question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 17 (29:25):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Acronym and we will start in the room with menace NATO.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Sammy NATO.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Wow, didn't get the question? I mean the look?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It felt too easy.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
That's look, can we reverse it? Because I never knew
what NATO's stand for? I knew NATO.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
There you go, you learned? Yeah, crazy like tornado extornato. Yes,
that's sorry, birdiction. What is it called tree? Treaty or treaty?
I thought he was saying tree.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I thought you said tree too, treaty.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Because there are many trees the sense all right, Well,
like you said tree for real, Kyle. His guest was
know that you wouldn't get it. And if she whiffs
on this one, he'll be on the board with his
first point here on the d uy Q.
Speaker 17 (30:21):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what acronym.
Speaker 16 (30:25):
North American Tree Organization North and American A.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Tree T.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
N A t A.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
So close.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But hey, Kyle, great news. You gotta cheese.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I guess everybody thought it was tree. Yeah, I thought
she got further than I thought you would. All Right, man,
you're on the board. He got one point doesn't mean
one of these next to you just need one more
in order to win.
Speaker 19 (30:56):
Question number two, Melanoma is a cancer where.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Melanoma is a cancer where hmmm, uh, Gine, I'm let
you star on this one.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
I'm gonna say no to Diana, No to Menace, yes
to Sammy.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I want to say yes to Diana.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Really, yep?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Do you want me to go first? I'm gonna triple yes. Yes, Rag,
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Insane?
Speaker 18 (31:26):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (31:26):
That's crazy, Rag.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
This might be the easiest one ever.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I will agree with Greg.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Let's do that. The only person I was really on
the fence about was Menace on this. I wasn't quite sure.
But he's looking pretty damn confident. He's not staring at
his he's not staring at his page. We got this,
all right, Uh medicine, Samy? Do you think that Diana
gets this? No way, you guys are not all right? Kyle,
what do you think? I don't think she knows anything
(31:55):
about trees, but I think she's got this cancer one.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
So yes, all right.
Speaker 19 (31:58):
Question number two for the uy Q, melanoma is a
cancer where menace, skin, Sammy skin, Greg we are two
thirds of the way, though far so far, so thirds
of the way. They're Question number two, Diana di melanoma
is a cancer?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Where it's not a cancer? Is the oh you're saying
his trick question. It's a drug question.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
So what is melanoma?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's like a stomach ache.
Speaker 16 (32:26):
I've never gone to a dog and they've never said
I have no, I've never had no melanoma.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yes, Diana, all right, Well, well, Kyle, congratulations you are
a winner. Well he said, yes, oh wait he did,
he did. Ye gave it anyway. I was just gonna
take it and put.
Speaker 16 (32:51):
My pou.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
You you gotta get one more. We'll fail on my face.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
All right, that you got?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Well, usually everybody wins this game. But for whatever reason,
I thought for sure that.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Why you guys were so confident?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
He stuck with no.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
All right. Question number three, make or break at this
point for this round of the d u y Q
al Gore was who's vice president?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Uh Diana?
Speaker 18 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Why aren't they writing, uh.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Diana, no menace yes, Sammy, No, They're.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Probably gonna write at his whole resume. That's why gena
full recounting.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
This career depressed to put in.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
My vote for triple No triple no? All right, Greg Gory,
Yes in this room. No Diana, all right? Menace and Sammy?
Do you think that Diana gets it? No?
Speaker 9 (33:41):
All right, no, no, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Kyle, maybe I should say, notice, Kyle, what your guess?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Do you think that Diana gets it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I do not think she knows it. I think she's
too drunk. I'm gonna write down, so I know what
you said. No, okay, got it? Will you remember what
the answer was?
Speaker 7 (34:00):
So no.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Question number three for the d U i q al
Gore was who's vice president? Sammy Clinton?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Question?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Mark Menace?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
It is Bill Clinton?
Speaker 19 (34:11):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Wow, nice work, Thank you. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.
Question number three for Diana here on the d U
y q al Gore was who's vice president?
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Oh, I'll gore, I'll gore Benjamin.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
No, he's the one who got impeached.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
What's his name? I know my history?
Speaker 9 (34:33):
What's his name?
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
My god?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
What Nixon? Isn't am I right?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Please?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Don't?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
You're right?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
No? But hey, Kyle, you are the winner.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
We got to the same result. I will call congratulations
you are a winner here on the d U y
Q have himself a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Listen, Just hang on one second so we can get your info. Okay,
all right, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well that's how you play Diana traumatic round. She's like
a it was like a bachelor party, or she was.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Just out with her friends and wanted to pee. I
do feel bad for women. I was talking to a
lady about this is.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
At some point they're going to make a real solution
for the women bathroom line issue and the women can't
pee outside issue.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Well and yeah, well forever when they're in.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
There is the same number of stalls in men and
women's restaurants.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, but like at least twice this manute, that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
But Greg also raises the point and say, well we
have to sit, but you also talk a ton, Yeah,
and you take forever to do make up a little
bit of a conversation. On the other day, she says,
every time, you wouldn't believe it goes on in women's bathrooms.
We have conversations about boyfriends in line. Wait wait, wait,
wait wait too massive dumps yep, we have in the
(35:57):
restroom here. How many how many stalls do you guys
have in the restaurant here at the radio station. Cool,
all right, Okay, so we in our bathroom, we have
two stalls, two urinals, okay, okay, So it's same amount
it can it can accommodate the same amount of people.
So it just means the amount of time being taken
to actually pee.
Speaker 11 (36:14):
Right, because girls have to wipe and everything.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Now why it could.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Be Why is it that some women can do it
like a pit stop and others just take forever? Maybe,
like Gina just said, it depends on the time.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
Of the month.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Certain women in general, I'm saying general.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
There's always going to be a few women who are
I mean.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Well, and if you're wearing a period one, good luck
to you getting that thing on and off.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They don't. They don't do themselves any favors. Is because
boys have penises and girls have a think it'd be easier,
like if a woman's wearing a skirt or a dress
or whatever, that'd be easier, right, because it's easier access.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Sure, though, and then you're making in the stall when
it could make a female jurnal, just like a cup
with a two below it and you squat over it.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
I would do it make one and I'll test it
all right, have a funnel, little NRP.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
It's like a beer bomb.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodies show next.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You guys are worried about the long term.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
It's so stiller, but no one's brought up the long term.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Effects the show.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
There's no circulation. You made it, Dan, just in time.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
The show is back. Yeah, No, tomorrow night and Marongo.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Speaking of Marongo, the Woody Show prom Yeah, it's finally here, Matt.
It's a nice job in that video you posted it.
Thank you promoting the promise tomorrow night.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Yeah, just showing you know.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. I'm picking up the I'm
picking up the suit from men's warehouse later on this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I'm going to hammer and nail.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Are you if you're gonna get called up and getting
all dolled up for you bitches getting your nails done?
That's no, I'm not doing that. I'm just doing hair
cutting beards.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
What do you do for like a for reals problem?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yeah, air cutting beard? Yeah, yeah, it'd be cool. What
time you guys heading down there today? Are you going
down today?
Speaker 20 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, Okay, I probably go I'm thinking noonish.
Speaker 9 (38:09):
That's what I was going to do.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Here's here's a question. The only time I go down
anywhere near that area is when we have an event
in Morongo. Yeah, otherwise I avoid it like the plague.
So I don't have a lot of experience. On a Saturday.
What's the best time to leave, Like, if you're leaving
like the valley, probably five in the morning.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, I don't Saturday Saturday Fine, Fridays are the worst.
Is because everybody's driving that way to either we go
either go to Palm Springs or they're going to Vegas.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
On Saturday, you're good, but the two times it always sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
I don't really when I leave there on Saturdays, it's
not really a big deal.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Really.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, that's good to know. Yeah, all right, because I
was planning like maybe I don't know, like around like noon, Yeah,
making our way over there, and then you know, then
we'll stay down there tomorrow night obviously. Yeah, cuts you know,
prom right, got a state at a hotel? No, no, getting
any really no, because what happens every time we have
a hotel she peers on the schedule, peers out.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
And she's and if she drinks, she's really mean to you,
and she's.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Really mean to me. That's right. And it's gonna be
ultra weird because I'm not drinking, because.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I have the the the.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
For my flight school stuff, the FA medical exam on Sunday,
and I'm not going to show up half drunk. Bad Look,
they probably won't notice.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeahs drunk pilost all the time, dun If you.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Leave at noon on Saturday, you'll be totally fine, okay,
all right, Yeah, well hopefully we'll see you down there.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's free. It's gotta be twenty one or older to
get in.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
It is free, free, free, no no dress code, you know,
just show up and let's just have some fun. Spasmatics
DJ Scottie Fox. We're gonna have a bunch of We're
giving away a bunch of like cash cards. You can
win some some you know, cash cards. We got that.
It's it's cool. We got some.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
What do you show merch?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
I think? Yeah? Yeah, Tim Martinez went and bought a
sport coat yesterday. You were going to the tucks or something.
Also photo ops. All right, so the French toast is
making its way out into the crew and Gina was
(40:28):
the first person to get hers. Hell, yeah, Chef Swoop
is here. Would you like Chef Solomon? Chefs Swoop one
of my calling I know because your your Instagram is
at chef underscore swoop.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
Indeed, that is that is the instagram Chef's Solomon is
totally Chef Solomon.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Family, guys call me and what a swoop stand for? Again?
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Special way of opening pat Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Well so the French toast.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Now, people go, man, do you have a chef in
there who's making you guys breakfast? And you haven't made
French toasts? Well, last time it was on my those
things were leveled up. Those things were really good. This
isn't elevated to use the culinary term, right, yeah, elevated
French toast, I would say, I would say so, yeah,
and the French toast has what what makes it? So?
Speaker 7 (41:13):
This is a Captain crunch French toast.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Captain crunch French toast.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
Yeah. You know when you order door dash from the grocer.
I door dashed my groceries a lot. So there was
a random box of Captain Crunch in my I didn't
I didn't order it. I didn't get charged for it.
It was just in my cart, you know what I mean.
When I when they delivered it pleasant surprise, I was like,
what am I going to do with this box?
Speaker 7 (41:35):
A Syria? You know what I mean? It was taking
up space.
Speaker 15 (41:37):
I mean I would have eaten it anyway. So I mean,
I just I guess I'm getting old. I eat granola now,
and that high you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Captain Crunch will shred the roof of your mouth. You
get out like one ball, that second ball. That's the
way they keep it from eating too much of it
because you just shred the top of your mouth.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
It's delightfully painful. It's good breeding mask case. But yeah,
the the cereal, it just it clicked. Literally last night.
I was like, I'm making French toast. I've made it
before several restaurants. I used to work at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
So what's the bread?
Speaker 7 (42:11):
The bread?
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Isla, you're like eggs? Yeah, so the egg batter is
a mixture of eggs.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
I do.
Speaker 15 (42:22):
I do more yolks than I add yolks, and I
do whole eggs. Heavy cream, yeah, heavy cream, no milk,
lots of vanilla, fresh squeeze, orange juice okay, yeah, star
Nisse and cinnamon and a little bit of brown sugar
and some brad.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
So you submerge into that kind of get that cut,
and then you get the play off. You can see
the crush up, crushed up, the Captain.
Speaker 15 (42:47):
Crunch crunch, so it goes from batter to captain crunch
and I cook it in brown butter.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Oh and he has a homemade compost.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
Yeah, mixed berry compost.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So but of course you make yourself because you are Yeah, yeah,
of course chef.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
This is what you order for the table while you're
deciding what you want.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
So yeah, yeah, so Greg, you got some over there?
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I did it?
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Is I swear the best French toast of life. My
complain about French toast is always too dry. This is
spongy yet crisp with the Captain crunch, but not overly
crips because it's it doesn't hurt your mouth at all.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
And then the.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Flavor is to die for. Bread is holidays.
Speaker 15 (43:28):
Yeah, you can't use any other bread when you're doing
not even I feel like brioche is a little too spongy. Yeah,
I think it's gonna fall aparts.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
You tried Japanese milk bread, It's awesome for it actually, yeah,
good things about that.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
Yeah, Japanese milk bread is great. It's easy to bake
at home. It's great for entry level bakers. So if
you're like intimidated about you know, you know, activating East
and stuff like, it's the perfect entry level bread and
milk bread.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
So tard chefs Wop goes around the room and say, hey,
so everybody's having French toast. Yeah, and then of course
gets to Sammy.
Speaker 12 (44:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (44:01):
I mean I asked her she wanted the Captain crunch
and the berries and she said no. So I'm like, okay,
so no extra recess for you, nothing.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
He said.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
He puts it on with syrup, and it's the syrup
for me.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I don't like sat on it right, It's not like
Aunt Jemima.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
This is like real, But is it really sweet?
Speaker 9 (44:18):
No? Oh it's not.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
That's why I don't like anything that's too sweet. Like
I could take a bite of it and go, oh
that's okay, but I could never eat a whole piece
of French toast with syrup.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
You have a.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Personal chef in here kind of what you want on it.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
But it's okay. I mean, if you want to just
raw dog your French.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
We have a personal chef in here making Captain crunch,
French toast from scratch, the homemade compote and everything else, right,
and you're gonna sit here getting crazy, get on board? Yeah,
Like why even bother. It's like people go like, oh,
I come here because I hear the food is amazing.
And then when they order with the waitress they go, yes,
(44:55):
I'll have the whatever, hold the whatever, light on the
this and why go?
Speaker 15 (45:00):
And we see those tickets in the back and spinning it. Yeah, no,
we don't spin in food. I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Penis on it.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
Well no, it's just like you know, well done stakes
going the deep fryer. Everyone everyone forgets about them, you
know what I mean. So it's just like your ticket gets.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Or your French to Yeah, I get to get a
quick break at chefs Swoop Chef Underscore Swoop on Instagram
if you want to check them out there more. What
is show coming up? And today's the first day of
summer That also means it's the longest day of the year,
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the summer solstice that will take place at exactly ten
forty two pm Eastern seven forty two Pacific. That marks
the moment of the Earth tilts most towards the sun,
giving people in the northern hemisphere the longest day and shortest.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Night of the year.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
I'll champagne at that time. But it's it's all downhill
from here, Greg Gory because after this week and the
day start getting shorter, and then they finally bought them
out when we hit winter Solstice, as it will be
until December twenty first time.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Yeah, summer is the best.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
The Pacers destroyed the Thunder in Game six of the
NBA Finals last night, and so now it goes to
Game seven, which will be on Sunday night. So that's
that's been a good series. I'm obviously I'm going for
the Pacers.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I don't like any time when their team comes in
and there are just people, Oh well, everybody thought Oklahoma
City was just gonna like sweep in four games and
that was going to be a There's also the the
La Lakers that sold for ten billion dollars and so
that's the most expensive sports team. And Men has found
a bunch of people who are convinced this is all
part of a conspiracy. I have the argument from one
(46:47):
of the videos that he found about it's from this
account called the shot clock. And listen to this, and
then see if you agree with the idea that this
is just one big conspiracy. Reg listen to this.
Speaker 18 (46:58):
The Lakers were just so for ten billion dollars. This
is the highest price ever paid for a sports franchise.
That is two billion dollars more than their December projection.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
And again it got me thinking. Follow me here.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
One of the league's top.
Speaker 18 (47:12):
Young stars gets traded in a massively lopsided trade to
the flagship franchise. Then the Dallas Mavericks, the team that
traded the young star, ends up winning the draft lottery
with only a one point eight percent chance to do so,
basically getting the right. So one of the most generational
prospects we've ever had come into the NBA. Now stay
with me here, because it gets even crazier. The NBA
(47:33):
has already been hinting at expansion, with Adam Silver saying quote,
this is the summer we're gonna look at it.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well, guess what this sale does.
Speaker 18 (47:40):
It raises the value of any incoming expansion team, which
in turn is good for all owners because it raises
the value of all their teams too. And all this
happens in a year when the NBA ratings have been
tanking and the league needed a boost in the worst way. Now,
I'm not trying to sit here and tell you there's
really a conspiracy here.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 18 (47:59):
When you break it all down, it just seems a
little too perfect.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Does it? Certainly does.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Follow them.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
I was very hard to fall because because of his
annoying voice that was also a sports thing. Guys in
sports radio, they're always yelling at Yah. It's just like
a Steven A. Smith effect. Do you think they're always yelling?
Speaker 3 (48:19):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
I think maybe because like a couple of people did
it initially maybe to be different, and then the people
who followed in their footsteps, who were maybe inspired by them,
figure like, oh, this is just how you do it.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Why is it all? Why is is it all? Baseball
announcers have the same.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Ano do the actual information?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
His point was that the NBA wants the Lakers to
be good again. Therefore they they orchestrated a favorable trade
and the lottery pick back to the Dallas Though. Yeah,
think about, like again, the percentages they were going to
get that pick, and if the timing could it be coincidence, sure,
who knows. But again, follow the I want to say,
follow the money file the money. I'm still not following.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
They increases the value of the lakers, which also helped
increase because they're going to get value.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
To all the other It's like, so this was a
pay up to the genie bus. When when one house
on your block sells for a price, it kind of
like stand right the comps out for then you put
your house on the market and you can do it. Well,
there was just a house on the block that just
sold for X number of dock Immediately you can ask
more for your house, right yeah, and you'll probably get
(49:31):
it because there are comps that are in the neighborhood.
So this benefits all Yes again when their ratings have
been just getting crushed this year.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Now here's something else. SpaceX.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
They were prepping a rocket for this routine static fire,
which is where they run the boosters, but it never
leaves the ground.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
It didn't go as planned.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Now, this happens with SpaceX on a pretty regular basis,
like when they were trying to get those those like
the to the land back on the barges and stuff
that be these amazing explosions and things. Well, it blew
up this time. And I'm bringing it up because there's
a YouTube channel it's called NASA Spaceflight and they were
(50:15):
covering it live. And listen to their reactions. Listen to
these dorks. It's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 20 (50:21):
Otherwise, with these tests, at least have they done a
static fire during a storm or at least during the rain?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Jack have? I don't think they have.
Speaker 9 (50:28):
I feel like weather still plays a role.
Speaker 20 (50:30):
In static fire testing in addition to just flight, Like
would they static fire while it's raining?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah? I mean even the.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Other day when they whoa, Oh.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
My god, it appears there has been a.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Ship thirty six ers blew up. Ship thirty six justs
blue up.
Speaker 20 (50:53):
So about those launch dates, I think that may delay
a bit, as we've just experienced a rudd of Ship
thirty six prior to a playing static fire test at
the Massis test site in Star based, Texas.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Oh my god, I'm shaking.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Was the stuff is still cooking off at Massis?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I don't even that was.
Speaker 21 (51:15):
What get your Inhaler Son, God, when you're into that stuff,
how do you adopt that voice?
Speaker 5 (51:27):
I don't know, because you're gay? How do you end
up with that voice, the equivalent of the gay voice.
Speaker 7 (51:32):
Right.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, I'm just into nerd stuff in rockets and computers.
Did you see that space right, it's just osmosa. Obviously
you just have it because it becomes your ideaity. We're
gonna take a break and then, uh, here I got
something more. I got some more summer stuff. Okay, you
know we like, uh these different song segments, the music segments. Yeah,
I was hoping it was summer Penis news, the summer Penis. Yeah,
(51:56):
that's today's the day.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Oh yeah, and by the way, the New York Post,
the New York Post wants you to know summer is
open season for U t I s ladies.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
Yeah, sitting around in wet swim suits exactly.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Doctor explained that urinary tract infections more common in the
summer because the combination of heat, humidity, and dehydration weakends
your immune system and uh, you know, sucks your head there.
They're thirty times more common in women than the men. Obviously,
I've never heard of a dude. I would say one
hundred percent more common. Yeah, have you ever known of
a dude to have a U T I? Yeah, I
think he got it from a girl.
Speaker 9 (52:31):
Huh, that's not how that works. That's like a yeast infection.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Oh maybe it was. Maybe it was both.
Speaker 9 (52:36):
That's it going over there?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Swoop.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
Yeah, that wasn't got any yeast delicious.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
He took a break from cooking. I took a break
from cooking.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Uh. The French toast I got mine, by the way,
so good. You're right, right, isn't it like perfectly not
too sweet? Like how is it so soft? Ye oh yeah, yeah,
thank you for my It's just bacterial.
Speaker 7 (53:01):
That's that's cereal on there.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Man.
Speaker 15 (53:02):
Yeah, it's just like something about ut guys and French
toast is just like this is cringe worthy material.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Gether like sea bass and being right? Does he get
Does it get us to stop eating? No?
Speaker 7 (53:13):
No, I mean I'm not up right now as we speak.
Speaker 9 (53:17):
It's perfect French toast, right, it is so good.
Speaker 15 (53:20):
It is a place in la that people love to
go to and they have a captain crunchy French toast
on the menu. Yeah, it's pretty amaze.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
They used to have.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Do you guys remember the restaurants plan in Hollywood? Oh yeah, okay,
so they had the hotels right, and they had the
restaurant and they had Captain crunch coated chicken tenders. Yes,
they did, with a honey mustard like.
Speaker 15 (53:42):
Oh my god, I remember I ordered that. I was
in Tahoe at one.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Of them, and it was so good.
Speaker 9 (53:49):
I remember that man tender delicious almonds.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Oh yeah, I know, so amazing.
Speaker 12 (54:00):
Yeah, thanky hoody.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
First day of summer.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Twenty twenty five, and yeah, what's the what's the what
are you looking forward to the most this summer?
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Mine is definitely always the trip to Mexico.
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Yeah, that's your that's your lifeline. Yeah, my my wife
and I no kids. We go with a couple other friends.
Speaker 16 (54:24):
So fun.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
It's it's awesome. Always, always the highlight of the year.
Is that a summer that was for some reason, I
thought that was a labor.
Speaker 7 (54:30):
Day fend for you.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
What's the end of the summer, I mean still that's
still summertime.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah, and the end of August first, like week of September.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Yeah, the kids are either have just gone back to
school or they're getting ready to go back.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Either way, they're not with us.
Speaker 9 (54:45):
Yeah either way, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Which awesome.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
Do you know what I'm doing that week?
Speaker 5 (54:51):
Colin Osby No, that's that's July.
Speaker 8 (54:54):
That's that's why the fireworks are happening for me. My
very good friend and I one of my best friends.
She and I are taking my honeymoon together. Oh without
my husband?
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Where are you going?
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Because it's the honeymoon that I always wanted that I
planned with my husband. We never got to go and
he doesn't have time. So I'm just going. I'm going,
okay with my best friend Sammy. We're going to Iceland.
Speaker 9 (55:18):
Yes, nice, I support.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
So is this kind of what Sammy did with her
friend who is the guy and they never have hands stuff?
Speaker 9 (55:26):
I guess I mean this same time.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Because like you always said that that that sounds like
somebody's honeymoon, like the ultimate couple's vacation.
Speaker 8 (55:36):
But my friend and I have traveled all around the
world together, and I said, do you want to go?
Speaker 9 (55:39):
She's like, hell yeah, I'm sorry, Andy, you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
So it's just Iceland.
Speaker 9 (55:44):
Yeah, we're going to Iceland for the honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
You have to consummate the marriage.
Speaker 9 (55:49):
We've been everywhere around the world. I guess it's time.
Speaker 6 (55:53):
Yeah, we'll do it to Milan and then I'm going
to Niece are Nice, right, Yeah, Nice, Monaco and can
and then London for some racing and then also to
see Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
What menace does.
Speaker 6 (56:13):
They're all but they're all so close to each other.
Like if you're if you if you're staying in Nice,
like you can go to Nice, you can go to Monaco,
or you can go it's a little day trip. Yeah,
within like thirty minutes a.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
Day around the world.
Speaker 7 (56:31):
I know I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (56:32):
Has been known to like he'll go He'll do three
mega destinations. And I'm going to Tokyo and then the
way back, we're just stopping Hawaii and then we're going
to Vegas and then we'll come home quick crush.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
Yeah, dude, there's this thing I was watching on our
favorite TV show, Inside Edition. There there's people that are
doing this thing called extreme day trips where they'll go
from America to like Paris and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Well, we talked about it earlier in the week and
and I are going to make can happen MEDICSA and
I are going to go to Dubai. But were even
we're going and we're gonna land in Dubai. I'm not
leaving the airport I'm gonna get right back on a
flight and come right back. It's a sixteen hour flight. Yes,
it's all about Emirates Airlines. It's all about and not
(57:17):
a sponsor. But they could be. Yeah, like we're not that.
They have nothing to do with this. This is all medicine.
I for a long time, like I've always had to
just look cool medics. Wanted to go to Dubai. He
might leave the airport for a minute.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Yeah, and menace. You have to go to the don't
they have like an F one amusement park.
Speaker 5 (57:34):
I think in a Ferrari. But yeah, I made the
agreement with Meta's like, look, I'll go with you.
Speaker 7 (57:42):
We can do this.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
I'm just not leaving the airport. So it's it's the
it's the longest trip without ever really going anywhere. It's
just for the experience participating in extreme day trip.
Speaker 7 (57:53):
Yes, I'm down exactly right.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
So you just tell me that the day we do it.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
I think we do it in your birthday because that
was on your birthday. Rah, say number one, we need
time to plan, yeah right, number two, things are really
busy between now and then. Yeah, but you have had
flying on Emirates number of times in that it's a
certain category. I don't know what it is on Emirates.
(58:20):
Is that first class? First class?
Speaker 9 (58:22):
Yes, it was like the class or something.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
Yeah, whatever, whatever it is, because it looks like you
have your own little apartment. Basically, there's showers, there's the
bar that's like a lounge kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (58:32):
You would leave like after the show on Friday and
get back Sunday.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
I don't know, I have no idea. I have to
think this is the farthest he's gone.
Speaker 9 (58:39):
Yeah, true, he doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (58:40):
I have no It's all I know is that it's
sixteen hours. Yeah, one way there and then sixteen hours back. Yeah,
I said, I don't wonder how much downtime at the airport.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
Yeah, before they gas it up and turn it around.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
Because a lot of times they fly these planes, you know,
just back and forth over one route. So it might
be like I just stay on the same plane I
get off. I would I would have to. I would
have to get off of the plane and then get
back on board. Is it there like burning or something? Right, Oh,
that plane is gonna be so tired, it's long flight.
(59:13):
It's gonna want to rest. So you know, something like
the extreme day trips. Yeah, yeah, another summer thing. When
it comes to the best thermostat setting for summer, they
say the ideal temp indoors is seventy degreesoo okay, too
hot cold, But they say the ideal setting if you're
looking to control money, right, like save a couple of bucks.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Is seventy eight.
Speaker 9 (59:38):
You're out of your mind.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
Who the f is.
Speaker 3 (59:41):
Keeping their place at seventy eight degrees?
Speaker 9 (59:45):
That's hot?
Speaker 5 (59:45):
That is hot.
Speaker 11 (59:46):
I'm more of a seventy four to seventy five.
Speaker 9 (59:48):
Kind of seventy seventy yeah five, I would have.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
I've started to warm up my house lately. It used
to be like sixty eight or nothing, but I think
I'm up to like seventy two.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
Helmet sixty nine all year round.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Is becoming an old woman.
Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
I am got to be.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
It's so cold.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Each degree the math works out.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
I guess each degree above seventy five says about three
percent on your energy bill?
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Care about that? I just don't want it to be coold.
Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
It's a scam because, like you said, what do you
like your solar? You got solar panels and your price
went up. You know, eventually the certainly didn't get better.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Well, no, take a while. Initially you have big savings. Yeah,
I had huge, Like it went from you know, way
up here to almost nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
And then over time because I think what happens is
that the utility companies they go, oh more people are
getting solar, so let's figure out, let's figure out a way.
Let's figure out a way to claw that money back.
So before you know, you're almost to right where you
were before you got the solder.
Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
So I'd rather have it three degrees cooler than save
this fictitious three percent.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Oh, we leave the door like we have back door
to the to the to the year. Yeah, the backyard
where we hang that just stays open. The dog comes
in out of the air, things going, we don't care,
we don't care. We leave it open. Like I had
some months with my solo that my bill was just
the tax like on the utility. Yeah, it was like
twenty two dollars. Yeah, and now now it's back up
(01:01:12):
to you don't know, four hundred. That's they try to incentivize, Oh,
get electric cars, get this, and then people going to
get electric cars. And then what happens to go, oh, well,
we're not collecting the gas tax now when people are
too good. Yeah, so now what do we do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Oh well, let's way to screw you.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Let's either try to figure out a way to charge
people by mileage or what we could do is we
could charge an electric vehicle tax, so instead of an
incentive and a rebateay anything, they'll figure out a way
to get their money one way or the other. Yeah,
the ways.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But I'm not keeping my house at seventy eight degrees.
Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
My thing though, Like dude, everything is over air conditioned.
Like it's too extreme. It's very aggressive too, and it's
called a modern convenience menage.
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I never noticed it until you brought that up.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
So you go to some stores, you're like, oh, crap,
I forgot my parka.
Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
Why freezer section? I feel like I am going to die.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
They overcompensate because the doors are opening and closing so much.
That's so much that they so they keep it lower
so that when you know, a lot of it gets out,
it's still comfortable there for them.
Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
But even in the winter, it's not about you the customer,
it's about them.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
And what do you texter?
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
You might actually have to stay overnight in in United
Arab Emirates because they said they'll pay for your hotel
if you're business class or first class.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Oh yeah, y, you might have to stay overnight.
Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
At the airport. I'm sure they have an airport hotel.
I'm not leaving the airport. I'm not hitting the public
streets the airport. I'm going to live like Tom Hanks
in the terminal or what that's going to be.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Mean more off the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
More more.
Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
If you know what I'm saying, I'm not even gonna pause.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
The show.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
He'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I've given you guys the wood Show. Alright, Sure, chefs
Swoop is here and he's he's been making Captain Crunch
French toastminal.
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
We we had him been for the first time we
were doing the omelets because it was like the dream
of everybody on the show to have an omelet station.
Rule hard and then somebody after his last fall toward
the end of his last visit, but it's like, oh,
you know, if only this could happen all the time,
and yeah, God forbid. And so I made a I
made a deal with Chef's Swoop. I said, hey, once
a month, come in and make breakfast. So this is
(01:03:33):
his second trip, and today it was Captain Crunch French
Toast and Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I gotta say, great reviews all around. It's it's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
We we're posting the the recipe somewhere menace.
Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Yeah, it'll go up, It'll go up on my.
Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Story okay, okay, and then we'll reshare.
Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
That at chef Underscore Swooping.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah, that's that's how you find him.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Now again, people who are interested in finding you, you
you do offer like personal I.
Speaker 15 (01:04:00):
Do, Yeah, yeah, I am. Actually I have a lot
of availability right now. My full time client is actually
traveling right right now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
You won't travel with them.
Speaker 15 (01:04:10):
So she's doing her thing right now. She's in the
middle of shooting a bunch of stuff. So I'm just
like letting her do her thing right now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
But she did, you're allowing her to do her She.
Speaker 15 (01:04:19):
Paid me my retainer, Yeah, yeah, because she is like,
I don't want to lose you. I'm like, obviously, like,
if you're going to be gone for two months, I'm
looking for full time work. So well sure yeaheah, you
got to pay your bills, yeah, absolutely, so yeah. So
June is already done, but all of July I am.
I'm out and about.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
It could be a one off thing, like if somebody
has or a party.
Speaker 15 (01:04:41):
Yeah, somebody's having like a birthday, like you know, you're
celebrating anything, right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Something in your house for like twenty people.
Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Whatever if you want your horsed out or family style.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
Speaking of twenty what if they want it to be
for twenty friendly.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yeah, we can handle that too, that we do that.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Yeah, Chef Chef Swoopier was on Chop We're twenty indeed,
I was.
Speaker 15 (01:05:01):
Just my episode of Beat Bobby Flay actually aired two
weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Nic.
Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Yeah, yeah, so that's out and about. It's on a Max.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
And we weren't able to talk about it last time
he was here aired yet you hadn't.
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
I couldn't speak on it, but yeah, here we Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
It's season thirty eight, episode nine, Yes, thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:05:22):
What's crazy is when I went to shoot that. That
was last year, February.
Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
In New York. You can say any so I just
had to sit on that. Oh yeah, I couldn't say
on the ramp.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Yeah, it was a no compete thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
But well you do fantastic work. Appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
The omelet the French touch. We've only seen your breakfast work.
I mean it's really good.
Speaker 15 (01:05:40):
I got I'm going to do a breakfast hash next
time with breakfast hash with a souvied eggs. Yeah, I'll
make I'll make a Holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
We did have a question. What was the question about
the poach eggs.
Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
He did have a question.
Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yeah, I actually saw that.
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
To you, their poach eggs always suck and they said
they can't spin it right.
Speaker 15 (01:06:00):
So this is so, this is the thing about post eggs.
So your water can't be too hot. You don't want
it boiling, you want it simmery. So let's start there.
So that's first. You need a gentle environment for a
post egg. You also need to add a good amount
you needed to assigulated liquid, so you have to add
vinegar to it. And you can't be afraid of how much.
Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
Vinegar you add, so you don't just do it in water.
Speaker 15 (01:06:23):
No, it's like a it's an it's an it's an
sigulated environment because that's what helps the white.
Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Coagulate it.
Speaker 15 (01:06:31):
Because the whites and the yolks cook at two separate temperatures,
so you're helping the egg cook together at the same time.
Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
The two keywords are simmer and vinegar.
Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
Yeah, and then also crack your egg into a small
bowl and stir the water and then gently drop the
egg into the pot. Because if you just drop it
straight into the pot, I mean, it's gravity, fam, Like
I'm just gonna sink to the.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Bottom of the always seen that in the instructions. It's gravity, fam.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Yeah, it's the fine print.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Remember I did it on the show. Yeah, I was
able to get at one time.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a It's one of those
things where you realize this is why you go to restaurants.
There's certain things like salads always taste better at a restaurant,
so much better than whatever you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
Make it cold. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:07:17):
So when greens come into restaurants, essentially, you know, you
feel there's a there's a sink, a really deep sink.
They fill with water and they throw ice in it.
So most of the leafy greens that come through restaurants
are shocked. Oh so they it's it's not only a
cleaning process, but it's a way to stretch the shelf
life of the.
Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
Of the greens. Should we be doing that at home
if you want to.
Speaker 15 (01:07:39):
When I get my salad, greens from the farmer's market.
I feel the sink and I clean all of my veggies.
But like after I take the harder vegetables out, I
leave the lettuce in and I throw tons of eyes
in the.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Thing with salads that make them better when you're out
somewhere as opposed to home, is that you want all
this stuff in your salad, but you're too lazy at
home to like have It's not like you just.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Have a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
It's my salad game is yeah, but you're.
Speaker 18 (01:08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Also step your game up.
Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Yeah all right, well, Chef Swoop, thank you again, amazing
work making a chef underscore Swoop on Instagram will post
that you will post and then we will reshare. Uh
his post with his h his what's the word.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Recipe for the Captain Crunch French Day?
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
More what he shows next?
Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Hang on? Explain why would why would you wish that
on me? What do you show prom is coming up
tomorrow night? What do you show prom at Marongo Casino
Resort and Spa. It's just a big woody show party. Yes,
we're gonna be dressed up, doesn't mean that you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Have to be.
Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
It will be a rare site. Yeah, however, you're gonna
be legally clothed whatever that don't know what's the law
or whatever. Whatever Marongo requires for you to walk into
the casino is what you can wear to our parts? Appeah,
it's all good, but dude, check this out. So a
couple of texts. One says from the nine to one
to five. Hey, woo is show checking in. I'm away
tomorrow at five am in the morning. We're catching a
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flight from El Paso, Texas, SI and headed to the
prom at Marongo. Also shout out to my husband for
booking the flight. Tomorrow's our wedding anniversary twenty two years. Yeah,
so excited to be going. You know that's from Linda. Oh,
good old Linda. And then we got this one five
to one. Oh, says og listener Ron checking in. We
(01:09:31):
just started our road trip to Marongo from the Bay Area.
We'll see you tomorrow night at the prom night. Yeah,
come on out, it's free. It's gotta be twenty one
or older to get in all the details for tomorrow.
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You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. I have about some good news. Yes,
this woman had just arrived at the Pittsburgh International Airport
and she was getting her bag. She was the baggage
claim there, got her hand pinched between her suitcase and
the baggage carouself. Oh it's great, awesome. About thirty minutes later,
(01:10:33):
she noticed that the diamond from her wedding ring was
now missing. Oh no, so she had already left the airport,
of course, so she went all the way back to
the airport to the baggage claim tried to find it.
The staff even jumped in to try to help. They
spent about ninety minutes trying to find it. No luck,
So she leaves. The airport workers. They kept at it,
spent another four hours searching.
Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
On their own.
Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Beyond and yeah they got like underneath, I guess where
the you know, the thing spins around? Yeah, like whatever
the carousel part itself. Yeah, and they found it. Oh
that sounded good. This happened on Friday the thirteenth, which,
in this woman's case was fitting. She and her husband
they'd been married for thirty four years. They got engaged
on Friday the thirteenth, also married on Friday the thirteen.
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What are the chances? That's yeah, just not something you
hear about in this country anymore. What's that like, going
to that level of japan level service? That is japan
level service, the ladies and gentlemen you're daily mentioned of Japan.
Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
I'm looking at photo.
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
There's four or five dudes like flashlights.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Oh yeah, they got in there.
Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
You know, it's some of that Pittsburgh hospitality.
Speaker 9 (01:11:42):
Hell yeah, very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Pull that crap off in Baltimore. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Oh dude, Okay, so I know I had another plane thing.
Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Dude. This audio is so good. This woman she got
herself arrested. She was taken off of a Southwest fly
Oh did you see this?
Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
She is such a monster. I hate this.
Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
I was thoroughly entertained by the audio.
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Can you imagine the poor woman she's yelling at?
Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
This is the kind of stuff I paid to go
on Spirit for Okay, what are you doing? But it
wasn't even Spirit, it was Southwest. She was harassing and
mocking this woman who was seated behind her in the
row behind her, and according to the police report, thirty
two year old woman Leanna Perry. She pulled the woman's
hair and was talking smack to her.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
For no reason.
Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
They didn't even know each other. One of the sick
burns greg was about how the woman's boyfriend is probably
only packing two inches.
Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
She say like, I don't want to sit next to her.
She's fat, like not that.
Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
She's not that skinny. She was sitting in front of
this one.
Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Yes, yeah, and she went insane.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Flight attendants got involved.
Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
She spit in the other woman's face as she was
being zip tied, because you know, the cops weren't there yet,
but they were trying to zip tire. Of course, people
had their phones out. So here's a little bit of
what was happening and what was unfolding. There. Here we
go her hair.
Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
I'm not even touching your hair, bitch. You know what's
going on?
Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Ye put me on the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Put me on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Look at this fat lady.
Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Look at his fattest bitch.
Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
She can't even look that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Look at her outfit. Look at this fat aest bitch. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Shut that.
Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Sorry, I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Ugly as dude again, Okay, I'm sorry, black guy.
Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Yeah, see her boyfriend's black. So just shut She's really
identifying people's characteristics. She just looks at them and goes,
all right, ugly guy.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Bitch has a larger person ever affected? You wait if
you sat in front of him?
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Of course not. She's like, I mean, she's just at
this point lashing out. Obviously. I mean I've sat I mean,
being a bigger guy myself, I have sat next to
people who are legitimately like massive and huge, like your
your butt fat but spreading under the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
She's sitting in front.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Yeah, at this point, she's just lashing out for whatever.
And I will say, even still, and if I was,
if I was just an average size person, it'd be
even less of a deal. But even being a big
fat dude sitting next to another big jet giant fat
person different the whole time. Yeah, Like the only thing
it's like your your leg is touching on their leg,
and so your leg starts to sweat a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
But other other than that, it was fine.
Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
And this is the bit she's yelling here, has got
to be dazzled at hardy style. Well, she's she's an artist,
you guys. She's an artist. She worked some pretty big
brands and so the internet wasted no time finding out
who she did work for. Oh yeah, and so like
all those brand names are out there, so she won't
be doing work for them anyone.
Speaker 16 (01:14:47):
I can't hear you ugly again.
Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Okay, I'm sorry, black guy, my boyfriend, my boyfriend's, my
boyfriend's black. My boyfriend's black guy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I can't get out.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Yeah, you should get out of.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
You need to give.
Speaker 9 (01:15:16):
Yourself touch.
Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Yeah, so she's like on the ground, I'm saying that
she's going to say that she was on xanax, she.
Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Was drunk, she.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Had cocktail.
Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
People love to dilute and overuse the word trauma. Everything
is a trauma.
Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
That being said, if a woman is just like, I'm
trying to mind my own business, get get on my
flight and someone gets in my face and starts yelling
at me and saying how fat I am.
Speaker 9 (01:15:49):
I would never get on a flight again.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Don't you think that would freak you out?
Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
I would be okay, you wouldn't be really embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
I will accept the flight delay for that level of entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
But it's happening to you. I would just start crying.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I would just sit there and cry. Why who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, if they're.
Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
Screaming at you all the stuff, that would scare me, and.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I would cry physically hurt. You can cry, all right.
Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Maybe the guys are never going to get because.
Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
I'm saying, like, like a person who you don't know,
who doesn't know you just goes on a rampage says
words to you exactly right.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Yeah, they don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:16:29):
WI.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
This is why why you guys will never rule the world.
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
Yeah, you're right, You're right. We're wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
You guys are like.
Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Man, that girls crazy and maybe I should hit the
gyms women.
Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Women.
Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and being in plastic tupper wearing.
Speaker 18 (01:16:51):
You expect me to believe a word on it, Well,
I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
And I never will.
Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
The Woodie Show, Welcome Back. I saw something that I
thought of.
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
I thought of you Morgan. Oh me, how's the how's
the bottle and can thing?
Speaker 13 (01:17:06):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I'm taking them next week. So if y'all want to
take bets on how much I'll.
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Get you still haven't brought any in?
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
No, I haven't had the time. Really, where are you
keeping all of the right They're literally in my bedroom
and it doesn't stink. It's just ugly.
Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
I brought in a bunch of bottles for Morgan, did
you I did?
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Did?
Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Yeah. So this is Morgan's latest thing to just get
a couple extra bugs on the side. So she's she's
collecting the recyclables like bottles cans. Bad idea, Morgan, Well,
I can turn them in. When I was a little
younger than you are now, I had this apartment that
had this huge front closet and we would just collect
the bottles and cans because we're too lazy to do it,
(01:17:49):
you know, on a daily or send my daily basis.
Leave them in there.
Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
They you know who loves beer cans and beer bottles?
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Cockroaches?
Speaker 9 (01:17:57):
They am cockro it's rows.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Well, I am looking for a roommates so that could
work out. Oh you are no, No, No, I'm joking.
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
You'll have ten million of them.
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
But yeah, I saw this, I thought of Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
There was a study University of British Columbia and they
said this could encourage people to recycle more because a
bunch of states paid to turn in the bottles in cana,
which is exactly what Morgan's doing. And we're from two
cents to fifteen cents depending on the type of container.
But even fifteen cents isn't that much. So the study
looked at what would happen if places skipped the normal
(01:18:33):
payouts and used a lottery system instead. So instead of
ten cents, each bottle would give someone like a one
in ten thousand chance of winning a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Oh, turn it into a casino. I could spend a
wheel every time I Buchannon.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
The same amount of money per bottle, but only one
person gets it. And the crazy part is it worked
really well. The people in the study recycled forty seven
percent more bottles when there was a big jackpot on
the line. Interesting and they they explain it like this,
to the thrill of possibly winning the big prize is
more motivating than a small guaranteed reward. It's the same
(01:19:08):
reason that people buy lottery tickets because the tiny chance
of a big man is exciting, and they say it
already is working, like Norway has a lottery based recycling
system where you can win prizes worth between one dollar
and one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Oh god, And they actually.
Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Blend both systems so when you when you turn in
a bottle, you have a chance of getting a few
cents for it or a chance of the big money.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
So you could choose.
Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
I like that. Yeah, money, money, And they say it's
become so popular that Norway the recycling rate is close
to one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Well, I think other countries are just better at recycling
than us anyways, though.
Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
But because ours goes right into a landfill.
Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
But also, yeah, I don't know, there's you know, theories
that the recycling doesn't even get recycled here, so who
knows true.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Well, there was a a story where I live here
just last week about there was a woman who got
a ticket because there was quote yard waste in her
regular trash bin. So there's the three bins, right, there's
the regular trash, there's the yard waste, and then there's
the blue recycling one right for like bottles, cans, and
(01:20:20):
stuff like that cardboard. So what happened was this woman
I guess, saw a weed or something that was growing,
and so on her way to the trash can, I
guess like she was on our way out the door,
saw it, pulled the weed, just threw it into the
first trash can. It was just sitting right on top.
(01:20:41):
So the town I guess inspected, like opened up. We're
opening up people's trash cans to see and make sure
that what was supposed to be in there was in there,
and in this case it was that was the only
thing that was in there.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
There's anything yard related.
Speaker 12 (01:20:55):
Weed.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
It was a weed sitting right on top, not in
a bag, just sitting right on top, and she got
fined for it.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Garbage move immediately, garbage please. So now Greg, you're anti.
Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
This, yeah, of course, But how would they prove Okay,
so not to be all Sebastian Medicine whatever, what was
whatever the law firm is, Yeah, we're still in business
than Odega Medaicin and Sebastians. Yeah, how would they prove
that she was the one that put that in there?
What's to say that somebody walking by walking their dog
or whatever saw this unsightly weed. Yeah, picked up and
(01:21:26):
just threw the trash can.
Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
You don't know unless you have a neighbor and knocking
you out, what video footage, doorbell?
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
And if they're not really recycling these things to begin with,
like let's say you know bottles and cans, who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
What do they care?
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
If things are on the right thing like, you're not
you're not recycling it to begin with. You're not using
the system for you begin with, you're expecting everybody to
be versed in the world of garbage sort in. I
don't think they care anyways. They just want to give
you a fine.
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
It's it's free money.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah, the money.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
So someone told me one time, you can put dog
poop in the yard waste get back.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Makes that makes that makes sense? It seems like it doesn't, though,
why because it's a it's all I mean, it's straight
up trash, but it's organic about the bag not the bag. No,
you can sometimes I'm telling you just dropped the cock
on there, Like if you're shoveling it out of your
yard going directly into.
Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
The would you be if somebody threw just unbagged dog poop. Yeah,
trash can gross that's.
Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Why you gotta just palm it and put it in. Easy,
Palm it and put it in. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying
to I'm trying. I'm trying to find the uh. Because
there was like a picture of the ticket. It said
like what happens on the first the first violation, second violation,
third violation, third violation's death? I believe, right, yeah, and
(01:22:42):
it's up to like by the third one, it's up
to five hundred dollars per like, uh, what incident?
Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
There?
Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
An episode of remember that Penn and Teller show Bullish?
Oh yeah, it was about recycling, like we're never going
to run out of space when it comes to garbage.
Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Oh that's oh yeah, that's always been true. Yeah. Yeah.
They put it on a map and they showed you
just saw small the area would be. Yeah, and that
would fit all the garbage in all the all the world.
Yeah forever, hear now, Morgan. Uh, we're gonna take a
break here quickly and then we'll come back. We do
have and I don't know if you're up for it,
probably we do have another opportunity for a dare for dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
Okay, I'm in kay.
Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Yeah, we were discussing. Well, you might want to hear
it out first. Normally we're asking for suggestions from listeners.
It's not just homeless stuff this time. This time, we
actually have an idea. Yeah, and we'll see if you're
willing to go along and do it. Okay, but it's
easier than you know.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
It's probably easier than getting a tattoo or something.
Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
I think she'll do it, easier than collecting cans and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Yeah, oh for sure. Now I'm now I'm paranoid about cockroaches.
Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Well, good should be.
Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
By the way, don't keep crab in your house?
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Where am I supposed to keep it?
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Don't you have a little backyard at least in the.
Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Trunk of your car?
Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Yeah, but I feel like my neighbors would get upset
if they saw a bunch of trash bags in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
All right, well, we'll see what you can do here.
For dare for dollars better than the bedroom. What's one
thing you would say to people at ninety three that
would the world God come near my house?
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Morgan's dare for dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Now, typically we've taken suggestions from you guys, we narrow
them down and we let Morgan Vito one of them,
and then you guys vote on the text on which
one she should do to try to earn some extra money.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Spinning a wheel.
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
She's done, the lego coal walks, she's been taste or
some of the other ones. I forget they go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Tattoos, tattoos, baby Birding.
Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
Baby Birding had the OJ tattoo. Yeah, I really bonded
during the OJ tattoo was the bonus. It was the
one on your pube mound of the the guy with
the mop. Yeah, to the hardwood floors.
Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I'll look down sometimes it'll catch me off guard. It'll
be like, oh my god, I forgot you had it.
Oh yeah, my little buddy.
Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Anyway, so she's earned some extra money out. It started
where she was just trying to earn money for her
nose job that she wants really bad. Yeah. Still in
the future, Yeah, after the fight is still on her
on her agenda of things that she wants to do. Now,
this thing is something we're gonna see. We're gonna we're
gonna throw it out there to you to see if
you're open to it, and if you are, it'll be
a dare for dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Now, see beas.
Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Wyn't you explain it. This is something that I saw
from her friends inside edition, the.
Speaker 10 (01:25:33):
Foot pursuit challenge, and this is where cops and their
wives are.
Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
The wife runs, I don't know, if she gets like
five or ten steps.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
We'll head start, we'll head start.
Speaker 10 (01:25:45):
And then the challenge is the cop has to run
after her and tackle her, which seems easy and fun.
But of course Morgan, sadly, at her advanced stage, is
still not a wife. Sadly, but we do have somebody
who has a wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
That's Menace. And I was thinking Menace could foot pursued challenge?
Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yeah, put menace.
Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
I got a cop outfit, right, that's the part. That's
why it's hilarious, because Menace has to run and Morgan gets.
Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Is a little I don't know thinking about it, that
it might be taken out of context.
Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
What are you talking about during these chase? Also, Morgan
is not of a is not here illegally. I know
people are going to make it an ice thing. No,
they're not inside audition thing. I would have never thought
about that in a billion years.
Speaker 9 (01:26:31):
Is a viral everywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Well, it works because I'm white, Like if.
Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Randy was still here, like if Randy still worked for
the show we were chasing Randy, that would have been
that would have been different.
Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
People like randomly going to see it online. They're don't
want to They're not gonna.
Speaker 10 (01:26:45):
Chasing a white chick. I don't want to throw too
many ranches in this. But what if we re hire
Randy for a one time comeback.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Slower and fatter than Menace, and then we turned the
tables on us.
Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Yeah, yeah, we're covering all that'd be a guaranteed payday
for Morgan. Yeah, I thought this was for dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Has lost some weight though, he could be real speedy
and we just don't know it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
But isn't Randy also like deceivingly fast?
Speaker 10 (01:27:14):
He smoked no no before during the plandemic, and Randy
challenged medio foot race of all things, instantly pulled both
his hamstrings.
Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, there was nothing
fast about it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
And then also him and I ran on Sofi Stadium
on the on the field, and I like ran backwards
looking at him, laughing at him.
Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
All right, maybe Randy could be your deputy.
Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Would you consider yourself a fast runner?
Speaker 12 (01:27:44):
Man?
Speaker 20 (01:27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Not for longevity, but maybe like on take off.
Speaker 10 (01:27:49):
Yeah, well yeah, these things are usually over pretty quick.
And I would say we'd have to like find maybe
like half a football field roughly in size and give it, like,
you know, sixty seconds.
Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
It's not I mean, at least in the videos I've seen.
It's not about like tagging them, it's about taking them down.
Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yes, it's his foot pursuit. Yeah, the person has to
be immobilized, so.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
We get police dogs involved. You know, you'd have to
weary you attack me?
Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
How about this?
Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
How about we keep it simple? Yeah, medicin in a
police outfit, chasing after Morgan, who's the purb and uh,
you just have to outrun them? Seems like pretty easy man, and.
Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Menace, if you're at all freaked out about the police
out the thing, we could get him.
Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
What about a stripper.
Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Police outfit, so it's hot pants but then the time
of the legit but the bottom is hot.
Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Pains okay, or more like a security gud Okay. So
I get what Menace is saying. I do have a
dog outfit. We can put medicine that way, he's like
a dog or I mean, like, I don't think he's
gon a chance that Menace catches Morgan.
Speaker 10 (01:28:46):
Well, the thing is, if you get some top it's
not you know, it's not mortgange is to run in
a straight line forever. You have your cordon off an
area so that he can, you know, you strategy kind
of corner her obstacles. Like but like it's not just
like it's not five miles away.
Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Right, like, it's within you gotta you gotta keep it
within the field of play to play. Give it a
time limit. Yeah, okay, so tag, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
But he has to take you down.
Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Okay, this sounds fun, all right, Andrew get paid?
Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
When when what menace?
Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
You're like staring off in the stew I'm thinking the
like taking her down, like I mean, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
People might think it's like, uh, you know, some kind
of like a spousal abuse and no, no, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
I'm just saying I know.
Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
I was thinking, it's like does she get to like
fight back or do I just take her down?
Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
She's trying to fight you, trying to get away.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Yeah, okay, all the nut kicks are allowed. I just
have the reacher a cup. But like, also, you know,
like you have to contain her, like same with like football.
You don't want to be tackled, right, but you can't
just sit there and start swinging and kids, when you're
a little kid, miss you play smear, right, Yeah, we
(01:29:58):
wouldn't call it smear the clear some of them. I
think it's like a hate crime. And no, we called
it stick to dick. Okay, there you go. So, yeah,
you played stick It's sorry. Are you open to this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
It is really easy.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Sounds like more of a challenge for minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Honestly. Well, you're kind of right. We'll mike both you up.
You're fine. Well, we'll get all the details together and
then we'll figure out how that's gonna work, and we'll
make that happen and we'll see if Morgan can earn
some money. So Morgan dare for dollars every.
Speaker 9 (01:30:26):
Right, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
More Woody Shows next time.
Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
What the Woody Show? The Woody Show?
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey it is Friday morning. Yeah,
we are the Woody Show. Uh so today his American
Eagle Day. We saw a bunch of baldy goals kigeons.
They were everywhere, see like.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
A pigeon in New York city.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Yeah, you were seeing bald eagles all over Alaska and
I took pictures of all of them. Oh did you see,
by the way, the video that was on the news
the other day about the cruise ships getting blown around?
That was not that surprising.
Speaker 9 (01:31:16):
Because you have a cruise ships are so heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Yeah, there you go, But it was I mean that
I agree with Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
That was some of the strongest wind I think I've
ever personally ever experienced in my life. And it was yeah, mega,
very well.
Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
And we learned on the cruise that they are one
big giant sale, So not all that surprising that.
Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
So anyway, that was that was pretty cool seeing a
bunch of bald eagles. You don't see that all the time.
Do you go shopping at American Eagle? No? Does that
exist anymore? Does Greg?
Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Today's National Flip Flop Day. I know how much you
like the.
Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Flip flop sport. That Today's National ice cream so today,
which I'm not a big fan like ice cream available.
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
I like soda. I just don't like the two together
like that.
Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
You don't like a root beer float with anough ice cream?
Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
That's my tummy. Yeah, I'll have it.
Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
It's a National Vanilla Milkshake Day.
Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
You're talking, It's Ugliest Dog Day. It's also here you
go National take your dog to Work Day.
Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
Yeah, where's everyone's don't try to see what happens?
Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Guys.
Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
Is that a threat?
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
It's a threat of the rules, and it's National Take
Back the Lunch Break Day. Okay, It does seem there's
no longer a lunch hour for most people, Like, yeah,
my son gets like a twenty five minute break, yeah,
you know the prison. Yeah, and that's after working like
a certain number of hours. And that's like your lunch
(01:32:46):
quote unquote.
Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
Right, and that's to go get food and eat it.
Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't think anybody, I mean, very
few people seem to get like a dedicated lunch hour.
Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
Yeah. It's like mad man, you go to lunch, you
have Martini ten minute breaks.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
But at the same time, we do know a lot
of people that somehow they disappear for like a half
a day lunch break. Yeah, we see it around here
all the time. I have a meeting and like, yeah
all day. So the world of Entertainment Medicina tell us
all about that. Then we got your birthdays, your porn
A birthday can appear in just a Second Menace What
he got for us?
Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Well, come to find out, Great Gory and Jesse Tyler
Ferguson have similar stories. Now, if you don't know who
that is, that is Mitch of cam and Mitch from
Modern Family. Seems like we have a lot of Modern
Family news lately.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
I like his.
Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Story that he just recently shared. Now he is a thief,
Greg is not, but he said when he was a
thief around when he was fourteen fifteen years old, he
went to go steal porn magazines. He stole something, yeah,
because he was like, you know, going through a phase
where he was figuring out his sexuality.
Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
And he didn't realize the magazines that he was stealing
had censors in them.
Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
So then, yeah, so when he walked through the store
to like walk out with them, it started the alarm
started going off, and he said that he almost died
because he was going to have a heart attack.
Speaker 9 (01:34:07):
I get that.
Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
They were like because like places like big bookstores.
Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
Have their paper thin sensors that they put inside the book. Yeah,
it's not like those big clunky ones.
Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
So then they would find out that he was a homosextion.
I understand his fears. Not even saw porn in a
store anywhere, really.
Speaker 22 (01:34:25):
Like behind the beaded curtain man at the airport really
basically yeah yeah, I forget which airport we were at,
but they they had, uh they have like a like
an adult magazine up up the top behind one of
those big black plastic.
Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
Got it in public while your planengers.
Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Well they have them in those plastic wraps.
Speaker 10 (01:34:47):
Yeah, that's the thing though, once you open it, because
they used to sell kids. They used to sell penthouses
and playboys in airports.
Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
Yeah yeah. And again for you to walk on the plane.
You used to be a tugget on the airplane. Just
open up the magazines smoking airplanes and the tugget right
and we all died. Oh wait, no, everybody was fine.
Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
Still at Sticky, all right. Moving on to Harold and Kumar.
They have a new movie in the works now. The
last movie that they had was a very Harold and
Kumar three D Christmas. They came out in twenty eleven.
And I actually interviewed them for that movie and I
got in trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
For some reason because you didn't take it seriously.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Well, yeah, I was talking to them, and it was
very weird because they were both on two separate phone lines.
They weren't together, and it was like already awkward, and
then they got I don't know if they got really
mad or their PR company got really mad, but at
the end and go all right, guys, well I gotta go.
I'm taking off to Disneyland. That's all I said. And
apparently that upsets somebody. It's usually yeah, uptight dirt. I
(01:35:51):
don't even know why they were upset by that, but
I I got a call about it. Anyways, Speaking about
Christmas movies, Sam, did you hear Chucky Chuck e Cheese
is going to have an animated Christmas special coming out?
Speaker 9 (01:36:06):
Hear the Entertainment Cheese some joke that it's like going
to be going or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Right, and going back to the cruise, didn't we just
learn the Jarrett who's the lead singer bowling for Soup,
he's the voice of Chucky Cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Yes, he was also in some other animal.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
Yeah, shout out to shout Chucky, Chucky.
Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Shout out to Chuck.
Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
A lot of that is.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Going to be They had cartoons.
Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Oh yeah, they do. If you go to a Chucky
Cheese like I do. You would see the cartoons displayed
on their l c D screens. All right, all right,
we'll go after work one day. Sea yeah, talent, all right,
let's do it, Okay, Kelsey Grammar you like him, right, yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:36:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
I like him as Fraser Fraser two.
Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
Yeah. Well, he's gonna have his eighth child. He's seven
years old, his wife is forty six, his oldest kid
is forty one.
Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
You want to see him a basket or something? Well, wow,
you and I have another mutual friend menas who this
guy seventy Damn, you're close. He's sixty five and he's
got a five year old. Yeah, sixty five. He just
turned sixty five.
Speaker 12 (01:37:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah, and he's got a five year old. So when
they were talking about having kids, I mean they're both
like good earners. They both have jobs, so doubley fine, yeah,
double income looks so good, double income, no kids, living
the life. I mean, they were just going everywhere. We were,
my wife and I were living vicariously through them.
Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
Were you jetting off to this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Right exactly?
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
And then we started hearing about how well, you know,
we're thinking about having a kid. We're like, what are
you doing now? In our kids were very you know,
they were much younger at the time, so uh, it
was even more difficult than it is now. And then
they had this kid, and then they decided they were
going to try for a second one, and we're like, no,
because he's got adult kids, like kids who like in
their thirties, you know, and to start forget that he
(01:38:04):
has adult kid to start all over again. Just the
idea of that. My wife and I we look at
people when they have new babies walking through a mall
or somewhere, and we go, oh, we got like a
big get chilled and spine shiver.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Yeah, douche chill, I think they call it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
But our friends seems to love it because he's at
every single dance.
Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
He he loves.
Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Her, He does love his daughter. It's not one of
those situations. But like, dude, you had it made I wonder.
I wonder if they both are included, if they had
it all to do again, would they make the same
decision or would they have kept now they know what
they know, would they have kept their old life?
Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
I'd think and I think.
Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
He would change his mind. She would not, She would not, Okay,
Kelsey grammer's his wife's forty six with a kid. Yeah,
it's also it's what the hell's going on forty one.
There was another story the other day about the average
age that people are having kids now, like the average
woman is having their first baby is like thirty two,
I get it, which is the highest it's ever been.
Speaker 10 (01:39:09):
Yeah, right, we are as should there's a new thing
that we actually are living or just just lived. In
the peak kid era there were like a year or
two ago, was the most kids there will ever be
in the world for the foreseeable future. That hell, yeah,
because birth rates have now plummeted so low in too
many countries to where that we were. Now we're gonna
start losing people, and in one hundred years we may
(01:39:30):
be back on not one hundred, maybe two hundred years,
will be down to like another two or three billion people.
Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
Now, can't that's fine?
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Yeah, Well, the beaches will be less crowded.
Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
That's true, more food, more land.
Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
Yeah, Ran and Koreas screwed, but okay, whatever, all right Korea?
Yeah right, Well, I know something that Great cares about.
He cares about the B fifty two's and Diva. If
you haven't got the news they're going on tour together.
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, They're gonna be hitting a bunch
of wood show cities like Los Angeles and Austin. It's
happening September through December. Does Devo have any songs besides
(01:40:04):
Whip It?
Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
It's one of those bands that when you hear some
of their other tracks, Is that right, you would recognize,
especially you? I mean, could I I'm Deva.
Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
Okay, there's three three songs in the system here. Two
of them are whipping.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Freedom of Choice? You know that one?
Speaker 7 (01:40:23):
Okay? Do I know?
Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Freedom of choice? Freedom of choice? It's what you got, choice,
you go into it. You would know that one.
Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Ship you know that I know, you know Satisfaction.
Speaker 5 (01:40:46):
You know, I know the rolling Stone, Satisfaction, beautiful World.
Speaker 12 (01:40:49):
You would know that one is Jocko Homo. I think
is that a portal birthday title Devo song? I don't
know the song. I've never heard that.
Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
They do the intro to a Ridiculousness the TV show.
Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
Yeah you got that?
Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
Well then and then we are Devo. You'd know that one.
Oh yeah, I'm looking like they got the number one
Whip three. So you're saying that be fifty whipp It
whipp It good. They have two songs, they have Rock
Lobster in Love Shock Shot. Okay, so the B fifty
twos would be headlining then, right, yeah, because I don't
think so. Because they have two songs. Novo has one song.
(01:41:28):
You would know more B fifty two songs as well.
Speaker 7 (01:41:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
Greg is like a big new wave fan, So then
everybody knows all these like.
Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
You would know Wave Legal Tender by B fifty two. Yeah,
let's printing money in the basement. You would know that they.
Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
Do the song this is the End of the World, okay, Rome, Rome,
Rock Lobster, and Love Shack Tho Idaho. You would know
that private idea living in your own private Idaho.
Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
Oh yeah, I think I know.
Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
You know that one. Yeah, we know it. This is
a fun game.
Speaker 18 (01:42:02):
Do we know.
Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
It's great Gory's playlist?
Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
Do we know it? Yeah? I think yeah, I think
I went that far. Maybe maybe it's back there. Yeah,
Gray song, I say a damn sound. Yeah, I don't
(01:42:27):
know you that's not in here. There's Love Shack, Rome,
Rock Lobster, Private Idaho. For some reason, those are the
only ones that are in We have seven radio stations
in this building, and those are the songs that are
in here, so legal tenders.
Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
I always wanted to be fifty two's to cover Florence
and the Machine Dogs. These are over for some reason.
Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
That'd be a good Dog Days over. You know what?
That sounds like an amazing lineup for Grey. Yeah, sure,
all right, time for your birthdays.
Speaker 15 (01:42:58):
Shown its shiverday.
Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
We're gonna sit patage. She was like, it's Shiverday, and
you know we don't do all right. Starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to John Goodman, who is seventy three years
old today. Actress Nicole Kidman is fifty eight. Lionel Mother
f and Ritchie is seventy six. Christopher mince Plots who
is mcloven and super Bad thirty five. She know for
(01:43:26):
the Deaftones. He's the lead singer of the Deaftones. He's
fifty one. Sandra, Oh, she's been on Gray's Anatomy for
a long well, she was, I don't know how long
she made it. Is she still on that show? I
don't know?
Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
So she's fifty four.
Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
You got Michael Anthony from Van Halen who's seventy one,
and the MMA Superstar turned actor Quintin Rampage.
Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Jackson is forty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Your porner birthday today is Caitlin Bell and today's birthday girl.
She has been spit roasted more than a pig at
a county fairserl one hundred and forty one fine films
including hook Line and Pounder.
Speaker 9 (01:44:00):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
She was in Busty Cops on Patrol Volume four, also
Beverly Hills Balcony Bang Festival Volume one, The Bride Who
Banged Them All Volume two. She was in Caitlyn was
promised cream pies all weekend and who could forget her
unforgettable performance in the summertime classic rimming before swimming. All right,
(01:44:22):
but Fraig try that out this weekend. I'll do that
rimming before swimming after during well. Also like that, you
don't want to swim in the above for the first
thirty minutes after you eat crap. I don't know what
rimming requires, but yeah, it's Caitlin Bell, who's forty years
old today, and that Chapporno birthday. Your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in the
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world of entertainment here on the Woody Shows, Join fun
well that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. And that's it for the week. Everybody,
tie the wrap up, get the hell out of here.
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Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
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parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 18 (01:45:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
We give actors way too much credit for doing their
own stunts, because we all do our own stunts, just unintentionally.
Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Although I did see a really cool stunt that Tom
Cruise did for the Mission Impossible movie, So he's on
this motorcycle haul and ask Evil can Evil style down
this ramp? Did you see this?
Speaker 9 (01:45:53):
Yes, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
Hits this jump. It goes off to the side over
a cliff like so like what looks like the Grand Canyon,
and then he parachutes.
Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
That's so awesome, and he was like, I don't know,
I feel like I got a better win in me.
Speaker 9 (01:46:07):
And they did it a bunch of times.
Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
It's so cool. But you can say what you want
about Tom Cruise. I think it is cool that he does.
Speaker 9 (01:46:13):
Oh yeah, we're on a total Tom Cruise movie.
Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
Kick in my own hangs off the side of an airplane.
It jumps from building a building that grip. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving what he shows some of your valuable time
this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, s MD double
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Speaker 3 (00:37):
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Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Friday. I know it's
the second Friday week for us. What she said, Yeah,
because you know, yesterday was Juneteenth, so like Wednesday kind
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of felt like a mini Friday, and we got today
actual Friday into the weekend week go. Thank you for
being here, Woody, Greg Min it's Gina grad see that.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sammy, you're here. Let's Friday. Yeah, maybe you know I'm
saying I do. Mortgan's here.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent
us a text to Friday check in over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We got von our video producer.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
We got bored and Menji hold things down the Woody
Show production department.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Weekend. Let's go ready for the weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, I'm too, like I'm rooting for another just
like nice chill, just kind of hang with everybody kind
of weekend. We got an event coming up tomorrow night
that we're doing so much together. Now it's my first
prom ever. Oh yeah, we had a big event that
you that you loved so much that you want to
redo it, like one of those right to like write
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a passage type things like prom. Yeah, if you could
take write a passage event. Yeah, I mean, like you know,
maybe it was like a big like a significant birthday
or maybe with something prom or probably twenty one twenty one.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, because remember hotel parties. Did you guys ever do that?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Hotel party.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
So for a while it was very popular not to
have parties at your house. You would rent a hotel
room and have a party, which is but hotel hotels
love that. Yeah, hotels like shut it down now. But yeah,
when I turned twenty one, we got like this big,
huge hotel room and we partied in it. We had
pizza and somebody like threw pizza against the curtains and
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they like fell down and everyone got really like we.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Would take eighties.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, we would take like we took the the bathtub.
We filled it with ice and put a.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Cosstick and yeah, vision an bathtub filled with ice with
Miller Genuine draft.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, it was super fun. We did it for birthdays,
New Year's.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
And then we made way too much noise and went
down to the pool.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Everybody had to pitch in like four dollars people in.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
The room, but never got kicked out of a hotel party,
which was pretty awesome. I mean on my graduation, I'm
not graduation, my my uh is it?
Speaker 7 (03:19):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, ten year anniversary, Sorry, my brain's not working as usual.
But ten year reunion. We had our reunion at this
hotel and then at the top we decided the after
party would be in somebody's hotel room. And then it
was like two ondred people in this room. Oh wow,
and then we definitely got kicked out.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Of Oh, you just reminded me of my prom. The
after party was at a hotel and I ended up
ditching my Well, we kind of went our separate ways
and I ended up in a.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Hot tub with a travel hockey travel team.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Oh sweet, and.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
That was super fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, what happened there.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Not much. I mean I think we smoked a little weed.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
I made out with one of them and that was it.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
It was great.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Nice and your parents let you go to a hotel
on your prom night.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
I'm very trustworthy.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I don't think we ever like said we're going to
a hotel.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
We'll be home when we get home.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Never had one of those relationships, Like you tell your
parents everything that you're doing.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So what uh what what the big event?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Would you This is gonna sound mega cheesy, but I
gotta say my wedding ruled.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
It was so fun. It was just like a big party.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
I needed it my I mean, my dad had died
earlier that year and I just needed something to be
happy about.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
And it was.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I mean, it was just Andy and I with our
friends and like, like you know how weddings are very
cheesy and cry. We played mister Rogers songs in the
middle of the wedding are we came out to Michael Bolton.
I mean, it was just there was a cobbler bar.
We were just there to a cobbler bar.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
We were just there to like half around and have
fun with our friends. So we had cherry and peach.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
It was a cobbler bar. Yeah. It was in a
like an avocado grove.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
It was.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
It was cool called three Options a bar though, yes,
I don't know anyway, it was super.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Fun their options and I would totally do that again. Yeah,
well you have a taco bar, and it's like that's it.
Speaker 10 (05:12):
Would you like soft tacos and build your own taco
you get to choose your ingredients, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Like yeah, but maybe you could with cream or ice
cream on top of the cobbler.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Because I had lost my dad, Adam Carolla gave like
the father's toast and it was a twelve minute roast.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
It was hilarious about you.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
My college graduation without a doubt because A I would
like to remember who spoke at it, because I know
we had a keynote speaker. I couldn't tell you who
it was. It was supposed to be he was still
alive in the day, doctor Seuss, but he they said,
you know he did the previous year because he was
from the town where my college was.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
You can't do it twice.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I'm looking it up, Greg. It was Harry Truman.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I think it was either Harry Truman or I
think it was Ulysses grand But no, it was the
last time, like my entire family went. My grandmother, who
was old even back then, got on a plane and
flew to it.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
And for the same reasons, because I mean, I hated
high school, hated it. I was so happy for it
to be done. So number one high school graduation because
it was over right right, like just closing that whole chapter.
But also number two is because I can't think of
another time where I had everybody in one place, even
for yeah, my weddings, because wow, like there was like
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at least one grandparent that couldn't make it exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, this might have been the last time that
we were all together.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, but to have everybody in one place was super cool.
So I would say that my high school graduation dinner,
like the family dinner that we had that night, was
really was really cool.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Sammy, Mine's my high school graduation trip. So like the
grad trip that you go on.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
With your friends, we were organized.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
There was something called a SWAT, which was summer winter
activity trips, and they targeted all the high school kids
for the grad trip. So we had probably at least
one hundred and fifty kids for school, plus hundreds from
other schools, all getting in school buses down to Mexico
getting wasted for like three.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Or four days.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
The chaperones were like twenty one year old college kids,
and it seemed all legit to like our parents because
there was like you know what, yeah, and we paid
to go and all the parents were like okay, and
they were dropping us off at the high school to
get on these school buses and it was just the
best time.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
So much drinking.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
There's like phone parties and we're going to clubs and
we're doing.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
All the Paris like Nose is going to have to
one they send their high school to Mexico.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Bus got one hundred.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
And fifty of us with all kids. We all grew
up with everyone's on board. It just didn't seem like
an issue.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Did you have chaperones because mine had chaperones.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
The chaperones were twenty one year old college kids, real chaperones.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
I think I mine would have been what Sammy's talking about.
I would have liked to redo it because mine got
shut down. Now I was not within well, I was
not within driving r into Mexico. But a bunch of
these seniors for spring break organized through some you know,
third party trip organizer. We all went to the guy's
house and they did like a presentation and it was,
you know, a week in Mexico blah blah blah blah
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blah for like fifty bucks a kid something like that.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Exactly what.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Now the problem is I lived in Nashville, Tennessee, and
to get to Mexico from Nashville is quite a long drive, yeah,
or flight, and I thought, what was myself, well, a
little spend like three days driving down there. Unfortunately, between
the time that I paid my deposit, yes, I and
spring break was coming around, apparently all the parents had
heard about this trip and were shutting it down.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Realized what it was. So my drive to Mexico from
Tennessee never even happened, thanks to ye old wet blankets.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, tomorrow and I we're doing a Woody Show prom event.
And I never went to my prom didn't I was working.
I was full time on the air in my senior
year of high school and so and then the other years,
junior year, sophomore, freshman, I was stuck in all these
different schools, so they didn't do prompts. They didn't do
it and stuff like that. So this is gonna be
my first ever prompt Tomorrow night. You get is they're
a prompt scene and back to the future. Yes, been
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under the seed dance, that's just come dance.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I don't know if that's like doing our prom or
when you see stuff like that in movies, do you think, God,
I don't. I just can't relate. No, I think about
how you will be.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I think about that when people talk about their like
social life in college. So they have this time in
their life where, yeah, they got to go to school
and they're you know, classes and things like that, but
they're they're basically an adult and they have, you know,
all this kind of independence and right college.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Was no real responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, exactly the best.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's like your your job is to have a
good time all the time and just kind of get
crazy in your early to mid twenties.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's like forty serious boo. This is something to know
about it.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
Back to the future, because it was November twelfth, nineteen
fifty five five. That would have been a homecoming dance,
not a from which would bend this break.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Well, I never had a homecoming dance either, could be
through one. We're gonna take a break eight seven seven
forty four. What if who want to call him?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
This morning? Friday? Check ins on the text to two
to nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Guys working in the radio, in the street, working on
radio in the past thirty years.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
This this is our every day.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The people industry are.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Getting cut left and right, left and left and left
and right they've never gone. You know what we should
really add position? I wonder if today's the last ame
Y's the Woody Show. It's another new hour ga in
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good guy. Oh, he sends out. He sends me some
garbage pelt kid stuff every once in a while. I
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wanted a bunch of stuff every once in a while
from the three two three checking in there?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Wait, is he the guy that sent me the jose
Canseco figure? Because I've been trying to figure that out.
Who sent me that?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (11:10):
Was that Al?
Speaker 9 (11:11):
That you out?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Was that it was that Al? Who did that board?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Do you remember? I don't know, but I just want
to thank the person. Yeah, I don't thank you the
Jose He did send Menes a giant poster though. Yeah,
that's bad.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's world.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Yeah he's awesome, he says, be pokemon stuf a great guy.
Three five two says we are presently listening to you guys.
Please wish my husband a happy birthday. His name is Steve.
When we are on the turnpike headed to Ohio. Thank you,
Happy birthday, Steve. Thank you for listening. Thanks four six nine,
Good morning, when to show, and Happy Friday. Listen to
you guys every morning while I work on ATMs. I'm
assuming that means cash. Yeah, you're not perfecting the art
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of the sexual move. You never know.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
ATM it is an art.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Uh huh. Speaking of eating, today is one of the
breakfast days that I promised once a month. Chef's Swoop
nice here he's setting up. I think he's doing French
toast today for everybody. Yeah, so we'll find out what
his special take on French toast is.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So uh yeah, shout out to Chef Swoop, who, by
the way, was on what you gonna call it shopped. Yeah,
finally I guess it finally aired. Well, no, he it
was beat. Bobby Flay was the one that oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's the one that's the one that that just aired.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah, last time he was here, he made almost for everybody,
which is which is pretty awesome, phenomenal. Yeah, all right,
I told you how to call in yep, got that
high sea bess.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah, literally just walked in and make sure everything's good
with the French toastation. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was looking out there by the way, the French
TOAs station.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
He's everything is coming together properly.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Okay, good, no.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Notes good, good, all right, good get funny. Well, I'll
stop for your Friday failed stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, it is time for your Friday fail stories. Yea,
all these people probably have the perfect plan, the plan
that could never go wrong with Somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stinking mega uber ultra. I probably came out of a little
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hot on that one.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
But then, but then I think we rallied pretty well.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
What I really want to know is normally we'll start
the hour and another new hour bubble and that's some
sea bass will walk in, and then the minute we start.
Even alluding to the fact that we're going right into
the fails segment, he walks out. So what's the special
occasion is? It's nice to have you it feel blessed.
It's a double treat French toast and sea bass ohetits.
We're gonna start with this one from Atlanta, where the
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bakery department at the Kroger grocery store put some special
cakes out.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You know they do that for all the different occasions.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Three cakes. So yeah, so they put some cakes out
for June teenth. They were in African colors, with one
saying congratulations, another one said June nineteen free, and one
more saying free, and then the AT symbol last, so
free at last. People complained, Kroger pulled them, released the
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statement saying that the cakes were quote inconsistent with our guidance.
Here's one woman who took the social media about.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Who made these.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I wish it was a manager here because yeah, I
decorate everything else around here cute, But if a junting
you want to just throw something on a freaking kicky
cake and expect someone to buy it free Atlant. Really,
I'm gonna be here right early in the morning, so
talk to some bad about this because this is unacceptable.
And she wasn't the only one, how so how is
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that unacceptable? I'm not getting like, I mean, other than
I mean, they weren't the most professionally decorated. They were
kind of like thrown together. But it's it's the Kroger bakery.
It's worst and it's not cake Boss. Fourth. Yeah, well,
I mean, you know, Kroger had to apologize. People were
mad sale. I mean, maybe maybe their heart was in
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the right place. I don't know, but it's still not getting.
They thought it was a good idea, and I guess
I guess it wasn't. It wasn't cute enough right now,
fancy enough. Yeah, well, you gotta look them up online.
You can, you can care. This next one is from
Los Angeles. We had mentioned it earlier in the week,
but this thirty three year old guy, he was at
one of the protests and he ended up a little
too close to the action because he took a rubber
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bullet right to the nuts. One testicle was bruised, the
other one was quote shattered. Was taken to the hospital
where he received the emergency surgery. Here's a little bit
of him on the news.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
The injury was sustained to my growing left testicle and
my right testicle was actually shattered. They somewhat fixed it
so it should have some function, but it's still very
badly damaged.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, little emergency surgery to put his nuts back together,
you know, just trying to do a little protesting and fail. Failed. Yeah,
I'd see next one. This is oh, this this guy
and his wife. They were checking out this art museum
in Italy. You might have seen the video for it,
and it got to the one They got to one
part of the museum where yeah, there were chairs, the
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van Go chair is what it was called, and it
was covered in crystals, signs all over the place saying
don't touch anything. But being the idiots they are, they
waited until the room was empty and then decided to
take a picture of the husband sitting on the chair.
Well it collapsed. Yeah, his wife just got out of there,
tried to act like nothing happened. But of course it
was all caught on security cameras. The museum was able
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to repair the chair, But dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
So asked the question do these people think there are
no security cameras well?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Also, they weren't caught, like they don't know who they are.
They've not been identified.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
The articles are a little misleading because what's the name
of this chair, the van Go chair. I'm like, how
how are they able to get close to a van
Go chair? But the chair is inspired by van correct?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
So yeah, no, no, there's a painting called the chair,
but it's van Goes the chair, right, So the van
Go chair. So basically this chair is nothing. So this
artist who made this chair covered in the what do
they call this.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Crystals?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
So basically man destroys worthless piece of modern art. I
mean sure, but also wasn't his to destroy? Yeah, but
that's what it's called. That's what every article have you thinking?
It's a Van Go Hey medics, would you like? Would
you like my Einstein highlighter? Here's one for you know,
there's a bunch of pro Speaking of protests, there's a
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bunch of protests overseas where uh they're like, uh, complaining
about tourism. Yeah, Barcelona, that Barcelona big time. Yeah, And
wasn't like the workers of the Louver they're on strike
or something that such a French.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Weren't the Spain the Spaniards shooting water guns at people?
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, Barcelona they shoot water gun.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Don't visit our No, my mom's going there. I don't
want her to get shut in the water.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I mean, tourists can be dicks.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
You know, this is not this is not your this
is not your land, this is not your city. It's
not Yeah, they just come in and kind of whatever
they want. People that were like carving into the colisseum,
you know, like, what are you doing? What are people doing?
They're getting into the trevy fountain, just waiting around. This
guy's sitting on a chair, like just be cool, the
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same chair.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
But if it was that important, they could have roped
off the chair, right, I agree. Here's one from Detroit
where a county worker was overpaid by one thousand, I'm
sorry one that one million, six hundred thousand dollars because
apparently their employee ID number was put into the spot
where their hourly.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Wage should have been.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
The money was returned, but not before two people in
the payroll department were so fired. I'm shocked they were fired.
Here's a county official talking about the mistakes. You're very
concerned about what's happening with payroll in the county. Certainly,
that's that's that's an incredibly big mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Sometimes things slipped through the cracks. They shouldn't no.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
Excuses for it. That kind of thing can't happen. I
think there are a lot of errors that went on.
What I can tell you is there are multiple fail
safes theoretically built into the system.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
At least three of those didn't work. Yeah, maybe four.
Now imagine how many never get caught.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Oh that's the thing, it's the only one.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Does that ever happened to you getting overpaid? Because it's
happened to me.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Well, they'll take that right back.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was money that was supposed
to go to somebody else to accidentally put it in
my check. And then yeah, and then I didn't realize that.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, mine was ten thousand dollars a year, and I
didn't really I didn't notice.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
It a little.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Okay, yeah, it's nice like that. No, I thought it
was ten grand. All at once you noticed that I
spent a year and you know, taxes whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Sure.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And then so at that end they're like, yeah, so
our accountant who no longer works here, he oh, he
messed up, and you got paid over ten thousand bucks.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
And then what they want to do?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Break it over?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We could give you a year, no, but we can
break it up over like three paychecks if you'd like.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah, well, they said I didn't have to pay it
back if I didn't want to. Oh sweet, I don't
want to, I said, really, I guess I just take
it out of my check until ah week.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, I mean it's a year later. You're just figuring
this out now. It's not my problem. Mopley lied to
US bankyard in my favor.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Here's one again. People oversee. This is Rome. Eighty year
old guy thought it'd be a good idea to drive
his car down some steps, because that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I saw that in the Born identity. Yeah. Yeah, Anyway,
he got stuck, stuck to the point where the car
had to be removed using a frigging crane dam like
sails and Nott the first time that happened.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
What country do you come from? We're driving downstairs?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is what you do.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
My favorite story of the week is from Wisconsin. Someone
was trying out a new recipe.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
They were making a turkey that they had marinated just
in straight up tequila sweet. They put the turkey in
the oven and then less than ten minutes later they
were on the phone with nine to one.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
One asked me, why on account of the fire.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
You see, the turkey was soaked in so much tequila
it became explosive from the vapors from the liquor mixed
with the oxygen, and the fire department got the fire.
That was great, but the apartment took to us some damage.
But in what world does that sound tasty? You know
what that loves the taste of gross. Also, marinading doesn't work.
It totally doesn't. No, it's scientifically proven. Brining might, but
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mary not penetrates doesn't do anything.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
But don't you poke holes in the meat when you married.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
That you can, but you're gonna get little tiny slivers
of maybe something. But it still doesn't absorb. It's not
doing what you hope. It's not really what you're going for.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
It's soak something and marinate and it tastes no different.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Just disglaze and forget about it. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I think soy sauce penetrates though, is a salt?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Oh it is? Yeah, Okay, you're so tortured, man, I am.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'm looking for a contestant. Do you like Q We're
gonna play that here in a second. Eight seven.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
What is the number to call? Uh yeah, I grabbed
that microphone. Chef'swoop, we have a we have a question
for you. Right before the break, you weren't in this
two when we were talking about this Sea Bass. You've
met Sea Bass? Yeah, all right, Sea Best friends. Sea
Best claims it's scientific, scientifically prove and that marinating does
not work.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Greer disagree. I disagree.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I can disagree with America's test kitchen, and there are
scientists there, but.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
As somebody who I'm sure marinate's a lot.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
I marinate pretty often. Well, you know, I think there's
two ways to go about it. Like some people I've
seen in African countries, food comes straight off of a
grill and straight into a marinate.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
So you you you marinate after grilling very hard, very hot,
straight off of the flame, straight into a marinate, then, sir,
I think that would be better, right, aren't we just
talking about a glaze at that point.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
I've seen that in like like some su culture, like
very like.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Very African culture.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Also, I'm not saying in America, but.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
If you're just throwing like chicken and marinate in a
ziplock and putting it in the fridge overnight.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
One hundred percent works amazing one hundred. I'll just tell
you know, people science, buttermilk is a really heavy marinate.
That's I will kind of really only use that for
like fried chicken.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Okay, yeah, but like what about you have a steak
and you throw it in there with some tarioki the
fridge and then it's it's happenings. Did you hear that
this is an award winning chefs bas I mean it's happening.
I think he may be confused. I've watched literal chef
sciences go through and say, look, here's how it fart penetrates.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
It could be a nice coating, and it's.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Like I I I get it, I get the I
get the pushback. How how often do you so? Are
you just completely against marinating?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
Just I'm saying that glazes and and I think your
food might be made.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I'm talking about greg technology. Maybe you're just doing it
in the right question exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Now, here's here's the question.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
If you marinate it right, and then you could get
and don't do anything after that, will you taste any
of the marinade?
Speaker 10 (25:03):
It will be and it they've shown it again, chef scientists.
It's half a millimeter that.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You actually the question answer the question would you taste it?
It's almost undetectable.
Speaker 15 (25:13):
Would you taste I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree with that,
because I mean, it's just the you you know, we're
talking twenty four forty eight hours sometimes thirty six hour
marinae projects in some of the kitchens that I've been
a part of in like the food tastes, like the marinates,
and are.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
You saying that I would imagine the more acidic it is,
the more marina.
Speaker 15 (25:33):
Yeah, there's the thing that you have to add to
the environment that would initially incorporate.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
That sounds excited, Yeah, sounds.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've done marinads with taraoki or garlic, and I've left
it overnight like they do in the professional world, and
I can't detect the garlic or the terioki or anything.
Speaker 15 (25:50):
That's I mean, but how long are you marinating overnight?
And what are you marinating?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Usually chicken?
Speaker 15 (25:57):
Okay, So I think for chicken it's important to try
to maybe introduce some acid into that environment if you
want to get the marinate to penetrate the protein. So
like a vinegar, vinegar or a lemon or lime, like
the whole the whole entire limit, like just crush it
and just like put it in there.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
That's what they call a pro tip, because he's a professional.
I will take that and that's a tip. Yeah, yeah,
I'll use it. Yeah, all right, we'll chop swoop back
to what I mean, Yeah, get back to it. We
definitely want to get some more information on the on
the French toast and what makes your French toast so
so special?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah the day.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, welcome back. By the way, man, I missed you guys.
All right, well it's gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
Is the d.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
And we have a game that you could play to
win the prize. And see bast want chake's playing. The
way that game works, It works by me finding someone
who's nice and drunk asking them the easiest trivia questions
in the world. But the game there is, oh are
they so drunk that they can't figure out the answers
that they normally could. If you can guess whether they
figure it out two times out of three, you win,
all right, eight seven, seven, forty four. Do let's say
(27:14):
hi to Kyle. Hey, Good morning, Kyle, Hey, good morning.
We're doing We're doing all right, and happy Friday to you. You're
gonna play the UYQ. Now before we get to those
questions that matter to where you win in the prize
or not, or you get to know the drunk person here,
just a little bit better, a little frame of reference,
how drunk or not drunk they seem with it to
be able to answer these questions. And who is this person? See?
This is Diana and I found her outside the bar
(27:35):
because they wouldn't let her in. Oh okay, that's a
good sign. I'll tell us more about that. All right.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
I'm out to go dancing, but I really need to
use a restaurant, but none of the real shots let
me go because they're closed. Apparently I'm trying to sober
the fuck up.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Oh sorry, sober.
Speaker 16 (27:51):
The f up so I can go into the one
of the clubs and actually use a restaurant, because if
I don't sober up, they won't.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Let me go inside.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Oh were you two drop to go in the club.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Yes, they don't let me go into the club. They
already checked my I d.
Speaker 16 (28:04):
And I'm old enough, I promise, and they don't let.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Me go inside because.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
I'm too drunk.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Well, she needs to do what I did once, and
I just turned my shirt inside out.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Easy, easy, yeah, all right to Kyle, that is Diana.
You have to just guess whether she's going to get
these answers right or not two out of three times
in order to win question number one here on the
d u i Q.
Speaker 17 (28:28):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what acronym?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
All Right? It was a big topic of conversation. Not sure,
not too long ago. Sure. I will say that Diana
won't get it. I think that uh.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
By the looks, Yeah, Sammy's furrowed brow.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Sweep it for No. I don't want to give away
too much, but I hope she doesn't reference to the
League of Nations.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Okay, I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna say no to Diana.
Notice I mean yes to Menace.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Oh all right, Greg Goring, I'm thinking, okay, so no
to Diana, no to Menace. And I'm kind of triple no,
triple no. What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Almost added menace? And Sammy? Do you think that Diana's
going to get it?
Speaker 7 (29:17):
All right?
Speaker 12 (29:17):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What do you think I am?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
In agreeance?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Way she knows this, No way she.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Knows a question number one for the d u i Q.
Speaker 17 (29:25):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Acronym and we will start in the room with menace NATO.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Sammy NATO.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Wow, didn't get the question? I mean the look?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It felt too easy.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
That's look, can we reverse it? Because I never knew
what NATO's stand for? I knew NATO.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
There you go, you learned? Yeah, crazy like tornado extornato. Yes,
that's sorry, birdiction. What is it called tree? Treaty or treaty?
I thought he was saying tree.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I thought you said tree too, treaty.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Because there are many trees the sense all right, Well,
like you said tree for real, Kyle. His guest was
know that you wouldn't get it. And if she whiffs
on this one, he'll be on the board with his
first point here on the d uy Q.
Speaker 17 (30:21):
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization is also known by what acronym.
Speaker 16 (30:25):
North American Tree Organization North and American A.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Tree T.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
N A t A.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
So close.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But hey, Kyle, great news. You gotta cheese.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I guess everybody thought it was tree. Yeah, I thought
she got further than I thought you would. All Right, man,
you're on the board. He got one point doesn't mean
one of these next to you just need one more
in order to win.
Speaker 19 (30:56):
Question number two, Melanoma is a cancer where.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Melanoma is a cancer where hmmm, uh, Gine, I'm let
you star on this one.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
I'm gonna say no to Diana, No to Menace, yes
to Sammy.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I want to say yes to Diana.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Really, yep?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Do you want me to go first? I'm gonna triple yes. Yes, Rag,
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Insane?
Speaker 18 (31:26):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (31:26):
That's crazy, Rag.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
This might be the easiest one ever.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I will agree with Greg.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Let's do that. The only person I was really on
the fence about was Menace on this. I wasn't quite sure.
But he's looking pretty damn confident. He's not staring at
his he's not staring at his page. We got this,
all right, Uh medicine, Samy? Do you think that Diana
gets this? No way, you guys are not all right? Kyle,
what do you think? I don't think she knows anything
(31:55):
about trees, but I think she's got this cancer one.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
So yes, all right.
Speaker 19 (31:58):
Question number two for the uy Q, melanoma is a
cancer where menace, skin, Sammy skin, Greg we are two
thirds of the way, though far so far, so thirds
of the way. They're Question number two, Diana di melanoma
is a cancer?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Where it's not a cancer? Is the oh you're saying
his trick question. It's a drug question.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
So what is melanoma?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's like a stomach ache.
Speaker 16 (32:26):
I've never gone to a dog and they've never said
I have no, I've never had no melanoma.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yes, Diana, all right, Well, well, Kyle, congratulations you are
a winner. Well he said, yes, oh wait he did,
he did. Ye gave it anyway. I was just gonna
take it and put.
Speaker 16 (32:51):
My pou.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
You you gotta get one more. We'll fail on my face.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
All right, that you got?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Well, usually everybody wins this game. But for whatever reason,
I thought for sure that.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Why you guys were so confident?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
He stuck with no.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
All right. Question number three, make or break at this
point for this round of the d u y Q
al Gore was who's vice president?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Uh Diana?
Speaker 18 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Why aren't they writing, uh.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Diana, no menace yes, Sammy, No, They're.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Probably gonna write at his whole resume. That's why gena
full recounting.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
This career depressed to put in.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
My vote for triple No triple no? All right, Greg Gory,
Yes in this room. No Diana, all right? Menace and Sammy?
Do you think that Diana gets it? No?
Speaker 9 (33:41):
All right, no, no, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Kyle, maybe I should say, notice, Kyle, what your guess?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Do you think that Diana gets it?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
I do not think she knows it. I think she's
too drunk. I'm gonna write down, so I know what
you said. No, okay, got it? Will you remember what
the answer was?
Speaker 7 (34:00):
So no.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Question number three for the d U i q al
Gore was who's vice president? Sammy Clinton?
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Question?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Mark Menace?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
It is Bill Clinton?
Speaker 19 (34:11):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Wow, nice work, Thank you. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.
Question number three for Diana here on the d U
y q al Gore was who's vice president?
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Oh, I'll gore, I'll gore Benjamin.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
No, he's the one who got impeached.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
What's his name? I know my history?
Speaker 9 (34:33):
What's his name?
Speaker 8 (34:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
My god?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
What Nixon? Isn't am I right?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Please?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Don't?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
You're right?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
No? But hey, Kyle, you are the winner.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
We got to the same result. I will call congratulations
you are a winner here on the d U y
Q have himself a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Listen, Just hang on one second so we can get your info. Okay,
all right, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well that's how you play Diana traumatic round. She's like
a it was like a bachelor party, or she was.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Just out with her friends and wanted to pee. I
do feel bad for women. I was talking to a
lady about this is.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
At some point they're going to make a real solution
for the women bathroom line issue and the women can't
pee outside issue.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Well and yeah, well forever when they're in.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
There is the same number of stalls in men and
women's restaurants.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, but like at least twice this manute, that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
But Greg also raises the point and say, well we
have to sit, but you also talk a ton, Yeah,
and you take forever to do make up a little
bit of a conversation. On the other day, she says,
every time, you wouldn't believe it goes on in women's bathrooms.
We have conversations about boyfriends in line. Wait wait, wait,
wait wait too massive dumps yep, we have in the
(35:57):
restroom here. How many how many stalls do you guys
have in the restaurant here at the radio station. Cool,
all right, Okay, so we in our bathroom, we have
two stalls, two urinals, okay, okay, So it's same amount
it can it can accommodate the same amount of people.
So it just means the amount of time being taken
to actually pee.
Speaker 11 (36:14):
Right, because girls have to wipe and everything.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Now why it could.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Be Why is it that some women can do it
like a pit stop and others just take forever? Maybe,
like Gina just said, it depends on the time.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
Of the month.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Certain women in general, I'm saying general.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
There's always going to be a few women who are
I mean.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Well, and if you're wearing a period one, good luck
to you getting that thing on and off.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
They don't. They don't do themselves any favors. Is because
boys have penises and girls have a think it'd be easier,
like if a woman's wearing a skirt or a dress
or whatever, that'd be easier, right, because it's easier access.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Sure, though, and then you're making in the stall when
it could make a female jurnal, just like a cup
with a two below it and you squat over it.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
I would do it make one and I'll test it
all right, have a funnel, little NRP.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
It's like a beer bomb.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodies show next.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You guys are worried about the long term.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
It's so stiller, but no one's brought up the long term.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Effects the show.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
There's no circulation. You made it, Dan, just in time.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
The show is back. Yeah, No, tomorrow night and Marongo.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Speaking of Marongo, the Woody Show prom Yeah, it's finally here, Matt.
It's a nice job in that video you posted it.
Thank you promoting the promise tomorrow night.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Yeah, just showing you know.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. I'm picking up the I'm
picking up the suit from men's warehouse later on this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I'm going to hammer and nail.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Are you if you're gonna get called up and getting
all dolled up for you bitches getting your nails done?
That's no, I'm not doing that. I'm just doing hair
cutting beards.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
What do you do for like a for reals problem?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yeah, air cutting beard? Yeah, yeah, it'd be cool. What
time you guys heading down there today? Are you going
down today?
Speaker 20 (38:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, Okay, I probably go I'm thinking noonish.
Speaker 9 (38:09):
That's what I was going to do.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Here's here's a question. The only time I go down
anywhere near that area is when we have an event
in Morongo. Yeah, otherwise I avoid it like the plague.
So I don't have a lot of experience. On a Saturday.
What's the best time to leave, Like, if you're leaving
like the valley, probably five in the morning.
Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, I don't Saturday Saturday Fine, Fridays are the worst.
Is because everybody's driving that way to either we go
either go to Palm Springs or they're going to Vegas.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
On Saturday, you're good, but the two times it always sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
I don't really when I leave there on Saturdays, it's
not really a big deal.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Really.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, that's good to know. Yeah, all right, because I
was planning like maybe I don't know, like around like noon, Yeah,
making our way over there, and then you know, then
we'll stay down there tomorrow night obviously. Yeah, cuts you know,
prom right, got a state at a hotel? No, no, getting
any really no, because what happens every time we have
a hotel she peers on the schedule, peers out.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
And she's and if she drinks, she's really mean to you,
and she's.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Really mean to me. That's right. And it's gonna be
ultra weird because I'm not drinking, because.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I have the the the.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
For my flight school stuff, the FA medical exam on Sunday,
and I'm not going to show up half drunk. Bad Look,
they probably won't notice.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeahs drunk pilost all the time, dun If you.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Leave at noon on Saturday, you'll be totally fine, okay,
all right, Yeah, well hopefully we'll see you down there.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's free. It's gotta be twenty one or older to
get in.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
It is free, free, free, no no dress code, you know,
just show up and let's just have some fun. Spasmatics
DJ Scottie Fox. We're gonna have a bunch of We're
giving away a bunch of like cash cards. You can
win some some you know, cash cards. We got that.
It's it's cool. We got some.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
What do you show merch?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
I think? Yeah? Yeah, Tim Martinez went and bought a
sport coat yesterday. You were going to the tucks or something.
Also photo ops. All right, so the French toast is
making its way out into the crew and Gina was
(40:28):
the first person to get hers. Hell, yeah, Chef Swoop
is here. Would you like Chef Solomon? Chefs Swoop one
of my calling I know because your your Instagram is
at chef underscore swoop.
Speaker 15 (40:39):
Indeed, that is that is the instagram Chef's Solomon is
totally Chef Solomon.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Family, guys call me and what a swoop stand for? Again?
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Special way of opening pat Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Well so the French toast.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Now, people go, man, do you have a chef in
there who's making you guys breakfast? And you haven't made
French toasts? Well, last time it was on my those
things were leveled up. Those things were really good. This
isn't elevated to use the culinary term, right, yeah, elevated
French toast, I would say, I would say so, yeah,
and the French toast has what what makes it? So?
Speaker 7 (41:13):
This is a Captain crunch French toast.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Captain crunch French toast.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
Yeah. You know when you order door dash from the grocer.
I door dashed my groceries a lot. So there was
a random box of Captain Crunch in my I didn't
I didn't order it. I didn't get charged for it.
It was just in my cart, you know what I mean.
When I when they delivered it pleasant surprise, I was like,
what am I going to do with this box?
Speaker 7 (41:35):
A Syria? You know what I mean? It was taking
up space.
Speaker 15 (41:37):
I mean I would have eaten it anyway. So I mean,
I just I guess I'm getting old. I eat granola now,
and that high you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Captain Crunch will shred the roof of your mouth. You
get out like one ball, that second ball. That's the
way they keep it from eating too much of it
because you just shred the top of your mouth.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
It's delightfully painful. It's good breeding mask case. But yeah,
the the cereal, it just it clicked. Literally last night.
I was like, I'm making French toast. I've made it
before several restaurants. I used to work at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
So what's the bread?
Speaker 7 (42:11):
The bread?
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Isla, you're like eggs? Yeah, so the egg batter is
a mixture of eggs.
Speaker 7 (42:22):
I do.
Speaker 15 (42:22):
I do more yolks than I add yolks, and I
do whole eggs. Heavy cream, yeah, heavy cream, no milk,
lots of vanilla, fresh squeeze, orange juice okay, yeah, star
Nisse and cinnamon and a little bit of brown sugar
and some brad.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
So you submerge into that kind of get that cut,
and then you get the play off. You can see
the crush up, crushed up, the Captain.
Speaker 15 (42:47):
Crunch crunch, so it goes from batter to captain crunch
and I cook it in brown butter.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Oh and he has a homemade compost.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
Yeah, mixed berry compost.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So but of course you make yourself because you are Yeah, yeah,
of course chef.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
This is what you order for the table while you're
deciding what you want.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
So yeah, yeah, so Greg, you got some over there?
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I did it?
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Is I swear the best French toast of life. My
complain about French toast is always too dry. This is
spongy yet crisp with the Captain crunch, but not overly
crips because it's it doesn't hurt your mouth at all.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
And then the.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Flavor is to die for. Bread is holidays.
Speaker 15 (43:28):
Yeah, you can't use any other bread when you're doing
not even I feel like brioche is a little too spongy. Yeah,
I think it's gonna fall aparts.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
You tried Japanese milk bread, It's awesome for it actually, yeah,
good things about that.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
Yeah, Japanese milk bread is great. It's easy to bake
at home. It's great for entry level bakers. So if
you're like intimidated about you know, you know, activating East
and stuff like, it's the perfect entry level bread and
milk bread.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
So tard chefs Wop goes around the room and say, hey,
so everybody's having French toast. Yeah, and then of course
gets to Sammy.
Speaker 12 (44:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (44:01):
I mean I asked her she wanted the Captain crunch
and the berries and she said no. So I'm like, okay,
so no extra recess for you, nothing.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
He said.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
He puts it on with syrup, and it's the syrup
for me.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I don't like sat on it right, It's not like
Aunt Jemima.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
This is like real, But is it really sweet?
Speaker 9 (44:18):
No? Oh it's not.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
That's why I don't like anything that's too sweet. Like
I could take a bite of it and go, oh
that's okay, but I could never eat a whole piece
of French toast with syrup.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
You have a.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Personal chef in here kind of what you want on it.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
But it's okay. I mean, if you want to just
raw dog your French.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
We have a personal chef in here making Captain crunch,
French toast from scratch, the homemade compote and everything else, right,
and you're gonna sit here getting crazy, get on board? Yeah,
Like why even bother. It's like people go like, oh,
I come here because I hear the food is amazing.
And then when they order with the waitress they go, yes,
(44:55):
I'll have the whatever, hold the whatever, light on the
this and why go?
Speaker 15 (45:00):
And we see those tickets in the back and spinning it. Yeah, no,
we don't spin in food. I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Penis on it.
Speaker 15 (45:08):
Well no, it's just like you know, well done stakes
going the deep fryer. Everyone everyone forgets about them, you
know what I mean. So it's just like your ticket gets.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Or your French to Yeah, I get to get a
quick break at chefs Swoop Chef Underscore Swoop on Instagram
if you want to check them out there more. What
is show coming up? And today's the first day of
summer That also means it's the longest day of the year,
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the summer solstice that will take place at exactly ten
forty two pm Eastern seven forty two Pacific. That marks
the moment of the Earth tilts most towards the sun,
giving people in the northern hemisphere the longest day and shortest.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Night of the year.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
I'll champagne at that time. But it's it's all downhill
from here, Greg Gory because after this week and the
day start getting shorter, and then they finally bought them
out when we hit winter Solstice, as it will be
until December twenty first time.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Yeah, summer is the best.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
The Pacers destroyed the Thunder in Game six of the
NBA Finals last night, and so now it goes to
Game seven, which will be on Sunday night. So that's
that's been a good series. I'm obviously I'm going for
the Pacers.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I don't like any time when their team comes in
and there are just people, Oh well, everybody thought Oklahoma
City was just gonna like sweep in four games and
that was going to be a There's also the the
La Lakers that sold for ten billion dollars and so
that's the most expensive sports team. And Men has found
a bunch of people who are convinced this is all
part of a conspiracy. I have the argument from one
(46:47):
of the videos that he found about it's from this
account called the shot clock. And listen to this, and
then see if you agree with the idea that this
is just one big conspiracy. Reg listen to this.
Speaker 18 (46:58):
The Lakers were just so for ten billion dollars. This
is the highest price ever paid for a sports franchise.
That is two billion dollars more than their December projection.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
And again it got me thinking. Follow me here.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
One of the league's top.
Speaker 18 (47:12):
Young stars gets traded in a massively lopsided trade to
the flagship franchise. Then the Dallas Mavericks, the team that
traded the young star, ends up winning the draft lottery
with only a one point eight percent chance to do so,
basically getting the right. So one of the most generational
prospects we've ever had come into the NBA. Now stay
with me here, because it gets even crazier. The NBA
(47:33):
has already been hinting at expansion, with Adam Silver saying quote,
this is the summer we're gonna look at it.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well, guess what this sale does.
Speaker 18 (47:40):
It raises the value of any incoming expansion team, which
in turn is good for all owners because it raises
the value of all their teams too. And all this
happens in a year when the NBA ratings have been
tanking and the league needed a boost in the worst way. Now,
I'm not trying to sit here and tell you there's
really a conspiracy here.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 18 (47:59):
When you break it all down, it just seems a
little too perfect.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Does it? Certainly does.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Follow them.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
I was very hard to fall because because of his
annoying voice that was also a sports thing. Guys in
sports radio, they're always yelling at Yah. It's just like
a Steven A. Smith effect. Do you think they're always yelling?
Speaker 3 (48:19):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
I think maybe because like a couple of people did
it initially maybe to be different, and then the people
who followed in their footsteps, who were maybe inspired by them,
figure like, oh, this is just how you do it.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Why is it all? Why is is it all? Baseball
announcers have the same.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
Ano do the actual information?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
His point was that the NBA wants the Lakers to
be good again. Therefore they they orchestrated a favorable trade
and the lottery pick back to the Dallas Though. Yeah,
think about, like again, the percentages they were going to
get that pick, and if the timing could it be coincidence, sure,
who knows. But again, follow the I want to say,
follow the money file the money. I'm still not following.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
They increases the value of the lakers, which also helped
increase because they're going to get value.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
To all the other It's like, so this was a
pay up to the genie bus. When when one house
on your block sells for a price, it kind of
like stand right the comps out for then you put
your house on the market and you can do it. Well,
there was just a house on the block that just
sold for X number of dock Immediately you can ask
more for your house, right yeah, and you'll probably get
(49:31):
it because there are comps that are in the neighborhood.
So this benefits all Yes again when their ratings have
been just getting crushed this year.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Now here's something else. SpaceX.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
They were prepping a rocket for this routine static fire,
which is where they run the boosters, but it never
leaves the ground.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
It didn't go as planned.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Now, this happens with SpaceX on a pretty regular basis,
like when they were trying to get those those like
the to the land back on the barges and stuff
that be these amazing explosions and things. Well, it blew
up this time. And I'm bringing it up because there's
a YouTube channel it's called NASA Spaceflight and they were
(50:15):
covering it live. And listen to their reactions. Listen to
these dorks. It's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 20 (50:21):
Otherwise, with these tests, at least have they done a
static fire during a storm or at least during the rain?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Jack have? I don't think they have.
Speaker 9 (50:28):
I feel like weather still plays a role.
Speaker 20 (50:30):
In static fire testing in addition to just flight, Like
would they static fire while it's raining?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah? I mean even the.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Other day when they whoa, Oh.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
My god, it appears there has been a.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Ship thirty six ers blew up. Ship thirty six justs
blue up.
Speaker 20 (50:53):
So about those launch dates, I think that may delay
a bit, as we've just experienced a rudd of Ship
thirty six prior to a playing static fire test at
the Massis test site in Star based, Texas.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Oh my god, I'm shaking.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Was the stuff is still cooking off at Massis?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
I don't even that was.
Speaker 21 (51:15):
What get your Inhaler Son, God, when you're into that stuff,
how do you adopt that voice?
Speaker 5 (51:27):
I don't know, because you're gay? How do you end
up with that voice, the equivalent of the gay voice.
Speaker 7 (51:32):
Right.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, I'm just into nerd stuff in rockets and computers.
Did you see that space right, it's just osmosa. Obviously
you just have it because it becomes your ideaity. We're
gonna take a break and then, uh, here I got
something more. I got some more summer stuff. Okay, you
know we like, uh these different song segments, the music segments. Yeah,
I was hoping it was summer Penis news, the summer Penis. Yeah,
(51:56):
that's today's the day.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Oh yeah, and by the way, the New York Post,
the New York Post wants you to know summer is
open season for U t I s ladies.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
Yeah, sitting around in wet swim suits exactly.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
Doctor explained that urinary tract infections more common in the
summer because the combination of heat, humidity, and dehydration weakends
your immune system and uh, you know, sucks your head there.
They're thirty times more common in women than the men. Obviously,
I've never heard of a dude. I would say one
hundred percent more common. Yeah, have you ever known of
a dude to have a U T I? Yeah, I
think he got it from a girl.
Speaker 9 (52:31):
Huh, that's not how that works. That's like a yeast infection.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Oh maybe it was. Maybe it was both.
Speaker 9 (52:36):
That's it going over there?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Swoop.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
Yeah, that wasn't got any yeast delicious.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
He took a break from cooking. I took a break
from cooking.
Speaker 5 (52:47):
Uh. The French toast I got mine, by the way,
so good. You're right, right, isn't it like perfectly not
too sweet? Like how is it so soft? Ye oh yeah, yeah,
thank you for my It's just bacterial.
Speaker 7 (53:01):
That's that's cereal on there.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Man.
Speaker 15 (53:02):
Yeah, it's just like something about ut guys and French
toast is just like this is cringe worthy material.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Gether like sea bass and being right? Does he get
Does it get us to stop eating? No?
Speaker 7 (53:13):
No, I mean I'm not up right now as we speak.
Speaker 9 (53:17):
It's perfect French toast, right, it is so good.
Speaker 15 (53:20):
It is a place in la that people love to
go to and they have a captain crunchy French toast
on the menu. Yeah, it's pretty amaze.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
They used to have.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Do you guys remember the restaurants plan in Hollywood? Oh yeah, okay,
so they had the hotels right, and they had the
restaurant and they had Captain crunch coated chicken tenders. Yes,
they did, with a honey mustard like.
Speaker 15 (53:42):
Oh my god, I remember I ordered that. I was
in Tahoe at one.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Of them, and it was so good.
Speaker 9 (53:49):
I remember that man tender delicious almonds.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Oh yeah, I know, so amazing.
Speaker 12 (54:00):
Yeah, thanky hoody.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
First day of summer.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Twenty twenty five, and yeah, what's the what's the what
are you looking forward to the most this summer?
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Mine is definitely always the trip to Mexico.
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Yeah, that's your that's your lifeline. Yeah, my my wife
and I no kids. We go with a couple other friends.
Speaker 16 (54:24):
So fun.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
It's it's awesome. Always, always the highlight of the year.
Is that a summer that was for some reason, I
thought that was a labor.
Speaker 7 (54:30):
Day fend for you.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
What's the end of the summer, I mean still that's
still summertime.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yeah, and the end of August first, like week of September.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Yeah, the kids are either have just gone back to
school or they're getting ready to go back.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
Either way, they're not with us.
Speaker 9 (54:45):
Yeah either way, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Which awesome.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
Do you know what I'm doing that week?
Speaker 5 (54:51):
Colin Osby No, that's that's July.
Speaker 8 (54:54):
That's that's why the fireworks are happening for me. My
very good friend and I one of my best friends.
She and I are taking my honeymoon together. Oh without
my husband?
Speaker 9 (55:05):
Where are you going?
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Because it's the honeymoon that I always wanted that I
planned with my husband. We never got to go and
he doesn't have time. So I'm just going. I'm going,
okay with my best friend Sammy. We're going to Iceland.
Speaker 9 (55:18):
Yes, nice, I support.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
So is this kind of what Sammy did with her
friend who is the guy and they never have hands stuff?
Speaker 9 (55:26):
I guess I mean this same time.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Because like you always said that that that sounds like
somebody's honeymoon, like the ultimate couple's vacation.
Speaker 8 (55:36):
But my friend and I have traveled all around the
world together, and I said, do you want to go?
Speaker 9 (55:39):
She's like, hell yeah, I'm sorry, Andy, you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
So it's just Iceland.
Speaker 9 (55:44):
Yeah, we're going to Iceland for the honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
You have to consummate the marriage.
Speaker 9 (55:49):
We've been everywhere around the world. I guess it's time.
Speaker 6 (55:53):
Yeah, we'll do it to Milan and then I'm going
to Niece are Nice, right, Yeah, Nice, Monaco and can
and then London for some racing and then also to
see Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
What menace does.
Speaker 6 (56:13):
They're all but they're all so close to each other.
Like if you're if you if you're staying in Nice,
like you can go to Nice, you can go to Monaco,
or you can go it's a little day trip. Yeah,
within like thirty minutes a.
Speaker 5 (56:28):
Day around the world.
Speaker 7 (56:31):
I know I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (56:32):
Has been known to like he'll go He'll do three
mega destinations. And I'm going to Tokyo and then the
way back, we're just stopping Hawaii and then we're going
to Vegas and then we'll come home quick crush.
Speaker 6 (56:44):
Yeah, dude, there's this thing I was watching on our
favorite TV show, Inside Edition. There there's people that are
doing this thing called extreme day trips where they'll go
from America to like Paris and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Well, we talked about it earlier in the week and
and I are going to make can happen MEDICSA and
I are going to go to Dubai. But were even
we're going and we're gonna land in Dubai. I'm not
leaving the airport I'm gonna get right back on a
flight and come right back. It's a sixteen hour flight. Yes,
it's all about Emirates Airlines. It's all about and not
(57:17):
a sponsor. But they could be. Yeah, like we're not that.
They have nothing to do with this. This is all medicine.
I for a long time, like I've always had to
just look cool medics. Wanted to go to Dubai. He
might leave the airport for a minute.
Speaker 8 (57:30):
Yeah, and menace. You have to go to the don't
they have like an F one amusement park.
Speaker 5 (57:34):
I think in a Ferrari. But yeah, I made the
agreement with Meta's like, look, I'll go with you.
Speaker 7 (57:42):
We can do this.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
I'm just not leaving the airport. So it's it's the
it's the longest trip without ever really going anywhere. It's
just for the experience participating in extreme day trip.
Speaker 7 (57:53):
Yes, I'm down exactly right.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
So you just tell me that the day we do it.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
I think we do it in your birthday because that
was on your birthday. Rah, say number one, we need
time to plan, yeah right, number two, things are really
busy between now and then. Yeah, but you have had
flying on Emirates number of times in that it's a
certain category. I don't know what it is on Emirates.
(58:20):
Is that first class? First class?
Speaker 9 (58:22):
Yes, it was like the class or something.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
Yeah, whatever, whatever it is, because it looks like you
have your own little apartment. Basically, there's showers, there's the
bar that's like a lounge kind of thing.
Speaker 8 (58:32):
You would leave like after the show on Friday and
get back Sunday.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
I don't know, I have no idea. I have to
think this is the farthest he's gone.
Speaker 9 (58:39):
Yeah, true, he doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (58:40):
I have no It's all I know is that it's
sixteen hours. Yeah, one way there and then sixteen hours back. Yeah,
I said, I don't wonder how much downtime at the airport.
Speaker 9 (58:50):
Yeah, before they gas it up and turn it around.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
Because a lot of times they fly these planes, you know,
just back and forth over one route. So it might
be like I just stay on the same plane I
get off. I would I would have to. I would
have to get off of the plane and then get
back on board. Is it there like burning or something? Right, Oh,
that plane is gonna be so tired, it's long flight.
(59:13):
It's gonna want to rest. So you know, something like
the extreme day trips. Yeah, yeah, another summer thing. When
it comes to the best thermostat setting for summer, they
say the ideal temp indoors is seventy degreesoo okay, too
hot cold, But they say the ideal setting if you're
looking to control money, right, like save a couple of bucks.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Is seventy eight.
Speaker 9 (59:38):
You're out of your mind.
Speaker 5 (59:39):
Who the f is.
Speaker 3 (59:41):
Keeping their place at seventy eight degrees?
Speaker 9 (59:45):
That's hot?
Speaker 5 (59:45):
That is hot.
Speaker 11 (59:46):
I'm more of a seventy four to seventy five.
Speaker 9 (59:48):
Kind of seventy seventy yeah five, I would have.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
I've started to warm up my house lately. It used
to be like sixty eight or nothing, but I think
I'm up to like seventy two.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
Helmet sixty nine all year round.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Is becoming an old woman.
Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
I am got to be.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
It's so cold.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Each degree the math works out.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
I guess each degree above seventy five says about three
percent on your energy bill?
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Care about that? I just don't want it to be coold.
Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
It's a scam because, like you said, what do you
like your solar? You got solar panels and your price
went up. You know, eventually the certainly didn't get better.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Well, no, take a while. Initially you have big savings. Yeah,
I had huge, Like it went from you know, way
up here to almost nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
And then over time because I think what happens is
that the utility companies they go, oh more people are
getting solar, so let's figure out, let's figure out a way.
Let's figure out a way to claw that money back.
So before you know, you're almost to right where you
were before you got the solder.
Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
So I'd rather have it three degrees cooler than save
this fictitious three percent.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Oh, we leave the door like we have back door
to the to the to the year. Yeah, the backyard
where we hang that just stays open. The dog comes
in out of the air, things going, we don't care,
we don't care. We leave it open. Like I had
some months with my solo that my bill was just
the tax like on the utility. Yeah, it was like
twenty two dollars. Yeah, and now now it's back up
(01:01:12):
to you don't know, four hundred. That's they try to incentivize, Oh,
get electric cars, get this, and then people going to
get electric cars. And then what happens to go, oh, well,
we're not collecting the gas tax now when people are
too good. Yeah, so now what do we do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Oh well, let's way to screw you.
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Let's either try to figure out a way to charge
people by mileage or what we could do is we
could charge an electric vehicle tax, so instead of an
incentive and a rebateay anything, they'll figure out a way
to get their money one way or the other. Yeah,
the ways.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But I'm not keeping my house at seventy eight degrees.
Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
My thing though, Like dude, everything is over air conditioned.
Like it's too extreme. It's very aggressive too, and it's
called a modern convenience menage.
Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I never noticed it until you brought that up.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
So you go to some stores, you're like, oh, crap,
I forgot my parka.
Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
Why freezer section? I feel like I am going to die.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
They overcompensate because the doors are opening and closing so much.
That's so much that they so they keep it lower
so that when you know, a lot of it gets out,
it's still comfortable there for them.
Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
But even in the winter, it's not about you the customer,
it's about them.
Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
And what do you texter?
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
You might actually have to stay overnight in in United
Arab Emirates because they said they'll pay for your hotel
if you're business class or first class.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Oh yeah, y, you might have to stay overnight.
Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
At the airport. I'm sure they have an airport hotel.
I'm not leaving the airport. I'm not hitting the public
streets the airport. I'm going to live like Tom Hanks
in the terminal or what that's going to be.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Mean more off the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
More more.
Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
If you know what I'm saying, I'm not even gonna pause.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
The show.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
He'll be right back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I've given you guys the wood Show. Alright, Sure, chefs
Swoop is here and he's he's been making Captain Crunch
French toastminal.
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
We we had him been for the first time we
were doing the omelets because it was like the dream
of everybody on the show to have an omelet station.
Rule hard and then somebody after his last fall toward
the end of his last visit, but it's like, oh,
you know, if only this could happen all the time,
and yeah, God forbid. And so I made a I
made a deal with Chef's Swoop. I said, hey, once
a month, come in and make breakfast. So this is
(01:03:33):
his second trip, and today it was Captain Crunch French
Toast and Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I gotta say, great reviews all around. It's it's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
We we're posting the the recipe somewhere menace.
Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Yeah, it'll go up, It'll go up on my.
Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Story okay, okay, and then we'll reshare.
Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
That at chef Underscore Swooping.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah, that's that's how you find him.
Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Now again, people who are interested in finding you, you
you do offer like personal I.
Speaker 15 (01:04:00):
Do, Yeah, yeah, I am. Actually I have a lot
of availability right now. My full time client is actually
traveling right right now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
You won't travel with them.
Speaker 15 (01:04:10):
So she's doing her thing right now. She's in the
middle of shooting a bunch of stuff. So I'm just
like letting her do her thing right now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
But she did, you're allowing her to do her She.
Speaker 15 (01:04:19):
Paid me my retainer, Yeah, yeah, because she is like,
I don't want to lose you. I'm like, obviously, like,
if you're going to be gone for two months, I'm
looking for full time work. So well sure yeaheah, you
got to pay your bills, yeah, absolutely, so yeah. So
June is already done, but all of July I am.
I'm out and about.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
It could be a one off thing, like if somebody
has or a party.
Speaker 15 (01:04:41):
Yeah, somebody's having like a birthday, like you know, you're
celebrating anything, right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Something in your house for like twenty people.
Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Whatever if you want your horsed out or family style.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
Speaking of twenty what if they want it to be
for twenty friendly.
Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yeah, we can handle that too, that we do that.
Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Yeah, Chef Chef Swoopier was on Chop We're twenty indeed,
I was.
Speaker 15 (01:05:01):
Just my episode of Beat Bobby Flay actually aired two
weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Nic.
Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Yeah, yeah, so that's out and about. It's on a Max.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
And we weren't able to talk about it last time
he was here aired yet you hadn't.
Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
I couldn't speak on it, but yeah, here we Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
It's season thirty eight, episode nine, Yes, thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:05:22):
What's crazy is when I went to shoot that. That
was last year, February.
Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
In New York. You can say any so I just
had to sit on that. Oh yeah, I couldn't say
on the ramp.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Yeah, it was a no compete thing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
But well you do fantastic work. Appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
The omelet the French touch. We've only seen your breakfast work.
I mean it's really good.
Speaker 15 (01:05:40):
I got I'm going to do a breakfast hash next
time with breakfast hash with a souvied eggs. Yeah, I'll
make I'll make a Holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
We did have a question. What was the question about
the poach eggs.
Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
He did have a question.
Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yeah, I actually saw that.
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
To you, their poach eggs always suck and they said
they can't spin it right.
Speaker 15 (01:06:00):
So this is so, this is the thing about post eggs.
So your water can't be too hot. You don't want
it boiling, you want it simmery. So let's start there.
So that's first. You need a gentle environment for a
post egg. You also need to add a good amount
you needed to assigulated liquid, so you have to add
vinegar to it. And you can't be afraid of how much.
Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
Vinegar you add, so you don't just do it in water.
Speaker 15 (01:06:23):
No, it's like a it's an it's an it's an
sigulated environment because that's what helps the white.
Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Coagulate it.
Speaker 15 (01:06:31):
Because the whites and the yolks cook at two separate temperatures,
so you're helping the egg cook together at the same time.
Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
The two keywords are simmer and vinegar.
Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
Yeah, and then also crack your egg into a small
bowl and stir the water and then gently drop the
egg into the pot. Because if you just drop it
straight into the pot, I mean, it's gravity, fam, Like
I'm just gonna sink to the.
Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Bottom of the always seen that in the instructions. It's gravity, fam.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Yeah, it's the fine print.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Remember I did it on the show. Yeah, I was
able to get at one time.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a It's one of those
things where you realize this is why you go to restaurants.
There's certain things like salads always taste better at a restaurant,
so much better than whatever you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
Make it cold. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:07:17):
So when greens come into restaurants, essentially, you know, you
feel there's a there's a sink, a really deep sink.
They fill with water and they throw ice in it.
So most of the leafy greens that come through restaurants
are shocked. Oh so they it's it's not only a
cleaning process, but it's a way to stretch the shelf
life of the.
Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
Of the greens. Should we be doing that at home
if you want to.
Speaker 15 (01:07:39):
When I get my salad, greens from the farmer's market.
I feel the sink and I clean all of my veggies.
But like after I take the harder vegetables out, I
leave the lettuce in and I throw tons of eyes
in the.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Thing with salads that make them better when you're out
somewhere as opposed to home, is that you want all
this stuff in your salad, but you're too lazy at
home to like have It's not like you just.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Have a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
It's my salad game is yeah, but you're.
Speaker 18 (01:08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Also step your game up.
Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Yeah all right, well, Chef Swoop, thank you again, amazing
work making a chef underscore Swoop on Instagram will post
that you will post and then we will reshare. Uh
his post with his h his what's the word.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Recipe for the Captain Crunch French Day?
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
More what he shows next?
Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Hang on? Explain why would why would you wish that
on me? What do you show prom is coming up
tomorrow night? What do you show prom at Marongo Casino
Resort and Spa. It's just a big woody show party. Yes,
we're gonna be dressed up, doesn't mean that you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Have to be.
Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
It will be a rare site. Yeah, however, you're gonna
be legally clothed whatever that don't know what's the law
or whatever. Whatever Marongo requires for you to walk into
the casino is what you can wear to our parts? Appeah,
it's all good, but dude, check this out. So a
couple of texts. One says from the nine to one
to five. Hey, woo is show checking in. I'm away
tomorrow at five am in the morning. We're catching a
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flight from El Paso, Texas, SI and headed to the
prom at Marongo. Also shout out to my husband for
booking the flight. Tomorrow's our wedding anniversary twenty two years. Yeah,
so excited to be going. You know that's from Linda. Oh,
good old Linda. And then we got this one five
to one. Oh, says og listener Ron checking in. We
(01:09:31):
just started our road trip to Marongo from the Bay Area.
We'll see you tomorrow night at the prom night. Yeah,
come on out, it's free. It's gotta be twenty one
or older to get in all the details for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
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Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
We get another new hour of insensitivity trading free politically
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Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
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You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. I have about some good news. Yes,
this woman had just arrived at the Pittsburgh International Airport
and she was getting her bag. She was the baggage
claim there, got her hand pinched between her suitcase and
the baggage carouself. Oh it's great, awesome. About thirty minutes later,
(01:10:33):
she noticed that the diamond from her wedding ring was
now missing. Oh no, so she had already left the airport,
of course, so she went all the way back to
the airport to the baggage claim tried to find it.
The staff even jumped in to try to help. They
spent about ninety minutes trying to find it. No luck,
So she leaves. The airport workers. They kept at it,
spent another four hours searching.
Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
On their own.
Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Beyond and yeah they got like underneath, I guess where
the you know, the thing spins around? Yeah, like whatever
the carousel part itself. Yeah, and they found it. Oh
that sounded good. This happened on Friday the thirteenth, which,
in this woman's case was fitting. She and her husband
they'd been married for thirty four years. They got engaged
on Friday the thirteenth, also married on Friday the thirteen.
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What are the chances? That's yeah, just not something you
hear about in this country anymore. What's that like, going
to that level of japan level service? That is japan
level service, the ladies and gentlemen you're daily mentioned of Japan.
Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
I'm looking at photo.
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
There's four or five dudes like flashlights.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Oh yeah, they got in there.
Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
You know, it's some of that Pittsburgh hospitality.
Speaker 9 (01:11:42):
Hell yeah, very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Pull that crap off in Baltimore. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Oh dude, Okay, so I know I had another plane thing.
Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Dude. This audio is so good. This woman she got
herself arrested. She was taken off of a Southwest fly
Oh did you see this?
Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
She is such a monster. I hate this.
Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
I was thoroughly entertained by the audio.
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Can you imagine the poor woman she's yelling at?
Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
This is the kind of stuff I paid to go
on Spirit for Okay, what are you doing? But it
wasn't even Spirit, it was Southwest. She was harassing and
mocking this woman who was seated behind her in the
row behind her, and according to the police report, thirty
two year old woman Leanna Perry. She pulled the woman's
hair and was talking smack to her.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
For no reason.
Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
They didn't even know each other. One of the sick
burns greg was about how the woman's boyfriend is probably
only packing two inches.
Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
She say like, I don't want to sit next to her.
She's fat, like not that.
Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
She's not that skinny. She was sitting in front of
this one.
Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Yes, yeah, and she went insane.
Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Flight attendants got involved.
Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
She spit in the other woman's face as she was
being zip tied, because you know, the cops weren't there yet,
but they were trying to zip tire. Of course, people
had their phones out. So here's a little bit of
what was happening and what was unfolding. There. Here we
go her hair.
Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
I'm not even touching your hair, bitch. You know what's
going on?
Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Ye put me on the ground.
Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Put me on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Look at this fat lady.
Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Look at his fattest bitch.
Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
She can't even look that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Look at her outfit. Look at this fat aest bitch. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Shut that.
Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Sorry, I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Ugly as dude again, Okay, I'm sorry, black guy.
Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Yeah, see her boyfriend's black. So just shut She's really
identifying people's characteristics. She just looks at them and goes,
all right, ugly guy.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Bitch has a larger person ever affected? You wait if
you sat in front of him?
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Of course not. She's like, I mean, she's just at
this point lashing out. Obviously. I mean I've sat I mean,
being a bigger guy myself, I have sat next to
people who are legitimately like massive and huge, like your
your butt fat but spreading under the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
She's sitting in front.
Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Yeah, at this point, she's just lashing out for whatever.
And I will say, even still, and if I was,
if I was just an average size person, it'd be
even less of a deal. But even being a big
fat dude sitting next to another big jet giant fat
person different the whole time. Yeah, Like the only thing
it's like your your leg is touching on their leg,
and so your leg starts to sweat a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
But other other than that, it was fine.
Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
And this is the bit she's yelling here, has got
to be dazzled at hardy style. Well, she's she's an artist,
you guys. She's an artist. She worked some pretty big
brands and so the internet wasted no time finding out
who she did work for. Oh yeah, and so like
all those brand names are out there, so she won't
be doing work for them anyone.
Speaker 16 (01:14:47):
I can't hear you ugly again.
Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Okay, I'm sorry, black guy, my boyfriend, my boyfriend's, my
boyfriend's black. My boyfriend's black guy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I can't get out.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Yeah, you should get out of.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
You need to give.
Speaker 9 (01:15:16):
Yourself touch.
Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Yeah, so she's like on the ground, I'm saying that
she's going to say that she was on xanax, she.
Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Was drunk, she.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Had cocktail.
Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
People love to dilute and overuse the word trauma. Everything
is a trauma.
Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
That being said, if a woman is just like, I'm
trying to mind my own business, get get on my
flight and someone gets in my face and starts yelling
at me and saying how fat I am.
Speaker 9 (01:15:49):
I would never get on a flight again.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Don't you think that would freak you out?
Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
I would be okay, you wouldn't be really embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
I will accept the flight delay for that level of entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:16:02):
But it's happening to you. I would just start crying.
Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I would just sit there and cry. Why who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, if they're.
Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
Screaming at you all the stuff, that would scare me, and.
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I would cry physically hurt. You can cry, all right.
Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Maybe the guys are never going to get because.
Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
I'm saying, like, like a person who you don't know,
who doesn't know you just goes on a rampage says
words to you exactly right.
Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Yeah, they don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:16:29):
WI.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
This is why why you guys will never rule the world.
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
Yeah, you're right, You're right. We're wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
You guys are like.
Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Man, that girls crazy and maybe I should hit the
gyms women.
Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Women.
Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and being in plastic tupper wearing.
Speaker 18 (01:16:51):
You expect me to believe a word on it, Well,
I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
And I never will.
Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
The Woodie Show, Welcome Back. I saw something that I
thought of.
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
I thought of you Morgan. Oh me, how's the how's
the bottle and can thing?
Speaker 13 (01:17:06):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I'm taking them next week. So if y'all want to
take bets on how much I'll.
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Get you still haven't brought any in?
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
No, I haven't had the time. Really, where are you
keeping all of the right They're literally in my bedroom
and it doesn't stink. It's just ugly.
Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
I brought in a bunch of bottles for Morgan, did
you I did?
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Did?
Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Yeah. So this is Morgan's latest thing to just get
a couple extra bugs on the side. So she's she's
collecting the recyclables like bottles cans. Bad idea, Morgan, Well,
I can turn them in. When I was a little
younger than you are now, I had this apartment that
had this huge front closet and we would just collect
the bottles and cans because we're too lazy to do it,
(01:17:49):
you know, on a daily or send my daily basis.
Leave them in there.
Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
They you know who loves beer cans and beer bottles?
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Cockroaches?
Speaker 9 (01:17:57):
They am cockro it's rows.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Well, I am looking for a roommates so that could
work out. Oh you are no, No, No, I'm joking.
Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
You'll have ten million of them.
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
But yeah, I saw this, I thought of Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
There was a study University of British Columbia and they
said this could encourage people to recycle more because a
bunch of states paid to turn in the bottles in cana,
which is exactly what Morgan's doing. And we're from two
cents to fifteen cents depending on the type of container.
But even fifteen cents isn't that much. So the study
looked at what would happen if places skipped the normal
(01:18:33):
payouts and used a lottery system instead. So instead of
ten cents, each bottle would give someone like a one
in ten thousand chance of winning a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Oh, turn it into a casino. I could spend a
wheel every time I Buchannon.
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
The same amount of money per bottle, but only one
person gets it. And the crazy part is it worked
really well. The people in the study recycled forty seven
percent more bottles when there was a big jackpot on
the line. Interesting and they they explain it like this,
to the thrill of possibly winning the big prize is
more motivating than a small guaranteed reward. It's the same
(01:19:08):
reason that people buy lottery tickets because the tiny chance
of a big man is exciting, and they say it
already is working, like Norway has a lottery based recycling
system where you can win prizes worth between one dollar
and one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Oh god, And they actually.
Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Blend both systems so when you when you turn in
a bottle, you have a chance of getting a few
cents for it or a chance of the big money.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
So you could choose.
Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
I like that. Yeah, money, money, And they say it's
become so popular that Norway the recycling rate is close
to one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Well, I think other countries are just better at recycling
than us anyways, though.
Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
But because ours goes right into a landfill.
Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
But also, yeah, I don't know, there's you know, theories
that the recycling doesn't even get recycled here, so who
knows true.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Well, there was a a story where I live here
just last week about there was a woman who got
a ticket because there was quote yard waste in her
regular trash bin. So there's the three bins, right, there's
the regular trash, there's the yard waste, and then there's
the blue recycling one right for like bottles, cans, and
(01:20:20):
stuff like that cardboard. So what happened was this woman
I guess, saw a weed or something that was growing,
and so on her way to the trash can, I
guess like she was on our way out the door,
saw it, pulled the weed, just threw it into the
first trash can. It was just sitting right on top.
(01:20:41):
So the town I guess inspected, like opened up. We're
opening up people's trash cans to see and make sure
that what was supposed to be in there was in there,
and in this case it was that was the only
thing that was in there.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
There's anything yard related.
Speaker 12 (01:20:55):
Weed.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
It was a weed sitting right on top, not in
a bag, just sitting right on top, and she got
fined for it.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
Garbage move immediately, garbage please. So now Greg, you're anti.
Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
This, yeah, of course, But how would they prove Okay,
so not to be all Sebastian Medicine whatever, what was
whatever the law firm is, Yeah, we're still in business
than Odega Medaicin and Sebastians. Yeah, how would they prove
that she was the one that put that in there?
What's to say that somebody walking by walking their dog
or whatever saw this unsightly weed. Yeah, picked up and
(01:21:26):
just threw the trash can.
Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
You don't know unless you have a neighbor and knocking
you out, what video footage, doorbell?
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
And if they're not really recycling these things to begin with,
like let's say you know bottles and cans, who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
What do they care?
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
If things are on the right thing like, you're not
you're not recycling it to begin with. You're not using
the system for you begin with, you're expecting everybody to
be versed in the world of garbage sort in. I
don't think they care anyways. They just want to give
you a fine.
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
It's it's free money.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah, the money.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
So someone told me one time, you can put dog
poop in the yard waste get back.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Makes that makes that makes sense? It seems like it doesn't, though,
why because it's a it's all I mean, it's straight
up trash, but it's organic about the bag not the bag. No,
you can sometimes I'm telling you just dropped the cock
on there, Like if you're shoveling it out of your
yard going directly into.
Speaker 9 (01:22:15):
The would you be if somebody threw just unbagged dog poop. Yeah,
trash can gross that's.
Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Why you gotta just palm it and put it in. Easy,
Palm it and put it in. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying
to I'm trying. I'm trying to find the uh. Because
there was like a picture of the ticket. It said
like what happens on the first the first violation, second violation,
third violation, third violation's death? I believe, right, yeah, and
(01:22:42):
it's up to like by the third one, it's up
to five hundred dollars per like, uh, what incident?
Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
There?
Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
An episode of remember that Penn and Teller show Bullish?
Oh yeah, it was about recycling, like we're never going
to run out of space when it comes to garbage.
Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Oh that's oh yeah, that's always been true. Yeah. Yeah.
They put it on a map and they showed you
just saw small the area would be. Yeah, and that
would fit all the garbage in all the all the world.
Yeah forever, hear now, Morgan. Uh, we're gonna take a
break here quickly and then we'll come back. We do
have and I don't know if you're up for it,
probably we do have another opportunity for a dare for dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
Okay, I'm in kay.
Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Yeah, we were discussing. Well, you might want to hear
it out first. Normally we're asking for suggestions from listeners.
It's not just homeless stuff this time. This time, we
actually have an idea. Yeah, and we'll see if you're
willing to go along and do it. Okay, but it's
easier than you know.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
It's probably easier than getting a tattoo or something.
Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
I think she'll do it, easier than collecting cans and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Yeah, oh for sure. Now I'm now I'm paranoid about cockroaches.
Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Well, good should be.
Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
By the way, don't keep crab in your house?
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Where am I supposed to keep it?
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Don't you have a little backyard at least in the.
Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Trunk of your car?
Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Yeah, but I feel like my neighbors would get upset
if they saw a bunch of trash bags in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
All right, well, we'll see what you can do here.
For dare for dollars better than the bedroom. What's one
thing you would say to people at ninety three that
would the world God come near my house?
Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Morgan's dare for dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Now, typically we've taken suggestions from you guys, we narrow
them down and we let Morgan Vito one of them,
and then you guys vote on the text on which
one she should do to try to earn some extra money.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Spinning a wheel.
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
She's done, the lego coal walks, she's been taste or
some of the other ones. I forget they go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Tattoos, tattoos, baby Birding.
Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
Baby Birding had the OJ tattoo. Yeah, I really bonded
during the OJ tattoo was the bonus. It was the
one on your pube mound of the the guy with
the mop. Yeah, to the hardwood floors.
Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I'll look down sometimes it'll catch me off guard. It'll
be like, oh my god, I forgot you had it.
Oh yeah, my little buddy.
Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Anyway, so she's earned some extra money out. It started
where she was just trying to earn money for her
nose job that she wants really bad. Yeah. Still in
the future, Yeah, after the fight is still on her
on her agenda of things that she wants to do. Now,
this thing is something we're gonna see. We're gonna we're
gonna throw it out there to you to see if
you're open to it, and if you are, it'll be
a dare for dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Now, see beas.
Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Wyn't you explain it. This is something that I saw
from her friends inside edition, the.
Speaker 10 (01:25:33):
Foot pursuit challenge, and this is where cops and their
wives are.
Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
The wife runs, I don't know, if she gets like
five or ten steps.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
We'll head start, we'll head start.
Speaker 10 (01:25:45):
And then the challenge is the cop has to run
after her and tackle her, which seems easy and fun.
But of course Morgan, sadly, at her advanced stage, is
still not a wife. Sadly, but we do have somebody
who has a wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
That's Menace. And I was thinking Menace could foot pursued challenge?
Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yeah, put menace.
Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
I got a cop outfit, right, that's the part. That's
why it's hilarious, because Menace has to run and Morgan gets.
Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Is a little I don't know thinking about it, that
it might be taken out of context.
Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
What are you talking about during these chase? Also, Morgan
is not of a is not here illegally. I know
people are going to make it an ice thing. No,
they're not inside audition thing. I would have never thought
about that in a billion years.
Speaker 9 (01:26:31):
Is a viral everywhere?
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Well, it works because I'm white, Like if.
Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Randy was still here, like if Randy still worked for
the show we were chasing Randy, that would have been
that would have been different.
Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
People like randomly going to see it online. They're don't
want to They're not gonna.
Speaker 10 (01:26:45):
Chasing a white chick. I don't want to throw too
many ranches in this. But what if we re hire
Randy for a one time comeback.
Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Slower and fatter than Menace, and then we turned the
tables on us.
Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Yeah, yeah, we're covering all that'd be a guaranteed payday
for Morgan. Yeah, I thought this was for dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Has lost some weight though, he could be real speedy
and we just don't know it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
But isn't Randy also like deceivingly fast?
Speaker 10 (01:27:14):
He smoked no no before during the plandemic, and Randy
challenged medio foot race of all things, instantly pulled both
his hamstrings.
Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, there was nothing
fast about it.
Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
And then also him and I ran on Sofi Stadium
on the on the field, and I like ran backwards
looking at him, laughing at him.
Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
All right, maybe Randy could be your deputy.
Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Would you consider yourself a fast runner?
Speaker 12 (01:27:44):
Man?
Speaker 20 (01:27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Not for longevity, but maybe like on take off.
Speaker 10 (01:27:49):
Yeah, well yeah, these things are usually over pretty quick.
And I would say we'd have to like find maybe
like half a football field roughly in size and give it, like,
you know, sixty seconds.
Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
It's not I mean, at least in the videos I've seen.
It's not about like tagging them, it's about taking them down.
Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yes, it's his foot pursuit. Yeah, the person has to
be immobilized, so.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
We get police dogs involved. You know, you'd have to
weary you attack me?
Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
How about this?
Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
How about we keep it simple? Yeah, medicin in a
police outfit, chasing after Morgan, who's the purb and uh,
you just have to outrun them? Seems like pretty easy man, and.
Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Menace, if you're at all freaked out about the police
out the thing, we could get him.
Speaker 9 (01:28:27):
What about a stripper.
Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Police outfit, so it's hot pants but then the time
of the legit but the bottom is hot.
Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Pains okay, or more like a security gud Okay. So
I get what Menace is saying. I do have a
dog outfit. We can put medicine that way, he's like
a dog or I mean, like, I don't think he's
gon a chance that Menace catches Morgan.
Speaker 10 (01:28:46):
Well, the thing is, if you get some top it's
not you know, it's not mortgange is to run in
a straight line forever. You have your cordon off an
area so that he can, you know, you strategy kind
of corner her obstacles. Like but like it's not just
like it's not five miles away.
Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Right, like, it's within you gotta you gotta keep it
within the field of play to play. Give it a
time limit. Yeah, okay, so tag, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
But he has to take you down.
Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Okay, this sounds fun, all right, Andrew get paid?
Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
When when what menace?
Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
You're like staring off in the stew I'm thinking the
like taking her down, like I mean, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
People might think it's like, uh, you know, some kind
of like a spousal abuse and no, no, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
I'm just saying I know.
Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
I was thinking, it's like does she get to like
fight back or do I just take her down?
Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
She's trying to fight you, trying to get away.
Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Yeah, okay, all the nut kicks are allowed. I just
have the reacher a cup. But like, also, you know,
like you have to contain her, like same with like football.
You don't want to be tackled, right, but you can't
just sit there and start swinging and kids, when you're
a little kid, miss you play smear, right, Yeah, we
(01:29:58):
wouldn't call it smear the clear some of them. I
think it's like a hate crime. And no, we called
it stick to dick. Okay, there you go. So, yeah,
you played stick It's sorry. Are you open to this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
It is really easy.
Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Sounds like more of a challenge for minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Honestly. Well, you're kind of right. We'll mike both you up.
You're fine. Well, we'll get all the details together and
then we'll figure out how that's gonna work, and we'll
make that happen and we'll see if Morgan can earn
some money. So Morgan dare for dollars every.
Speaker 9 (01:30:26):
Right, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
More Woody Shows next time.
Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
What the Woody Show? The Woody Show?
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey it is Friday morning. Yeah,
we are the Woody Show. Uh so today his American
Eagle Day. We saw a bunch of baldy goals kigeons.
They were everywhere, see like.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
A pigeon in New York city.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Yeah, you were seeing bald eagles all over Alaska and
I took pictures of all of them. Oh did you see,
by the way, the video that was on the news
the other day about the cruise ships getting blown around?
That was not that surprising.
Speaker 9 (01:31:16):
Because you have a cruise ships are so heavy.
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Yeah, there you go, But it was I mean that
I agree with Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
That was some of the strongest wind I think I've
ever personally ever experienced in my life. And it was yeah, mega,
very well.
Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
And we learned on the cruise that they are one
big giant sale, So not all that surprising that.
Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
So anyway, that was that was pretty cool seeing a
bunch of bald eagles. You don't see that all the time.
Do you go shopping at American Eagle? No? Does that
exist anymore? Does Greg?
Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Today's National Flip Flop Day. I know how much you
like the.
Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Flip flop sport. That Today's National ice cream so today,
which I'm not a big fan like ice cream available.
Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
I like soda. I just don't like the two together
like that.
Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
You don't like a root beer float with anough ice cream?
Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
That's my tummy. Yeah, I'll have it.
Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
It's a National Vanilla Milkshake Day.
Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
You're talking, It's Ugliest Dog Day. It's also here you
go National take your dog to Work Day.
Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
Yeah, where's everyone's don't try to see what happens?
Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Guys.
Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
Is that a threat?
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
It's a threat of the rules, and it's National Take
Back the Lunch Break Day. Okay, It does seem there's
no longer a lunch hour for most people, Like, yeah,
my son gets like a twenty five minute break, yeah,
you know the prison. Yeah, and that's after working like
a certain number of hours. And that's like your lunch
(01:32:46):
quote unquote.
Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
Right, and that's to go get food and eat it.
Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't think anybody, I mean, very
few people seem to get like a dedicated lunch hour.
Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
Yeah. It's like mad man, you go to lunch, you
have Martini ten minute breaks.
Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
But at the same time, we do know a lot
of people that somehow they disappear for like a half
a day lunch break. Yeah, we see it around here
all the time. I have a meeting and like, yeah
all day. So the world of Entertainment Medicina tell us
all about that. Then we got your birthdays, your porn
A birthday can appear in just a Second Menace What
he got for us?
Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Well, come to find out, Great Gory and Jesse Tyler
Ferguson have similar stories. Now, if you don't know who
that is, that is Mitch of cam and Mitch from
Modern Family. Seems like we have a lot of Modern
Family news lately.
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
I like his.
Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Story that he just recently shared. Now he is a thief,
Greg is not, but he said when he was a
thief around when he was fourteen fifteen years old, he
went to go steal porn magazines. He stole something, yeah,
because he was like, you know, going through a phase
where he was figuring out his sexuality.
Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
And he didn't realize the magazines that he was stealing
had censors in them.
Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
So then, yeah, so when he walked through the store
to like walk out with them, it started the alarm
started going off, and he said that he almost died
because he was going to have a heart attack.
Speaker 9 (01:34:07):
I get that.
Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
They were like because like places like big bookstores.
Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
Have their paper thin sensors that they put inside the book. Yeah,
it's not like those big clunky ones.
Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
So then they would find out that he was a homosextion.
I understand his fears. Not even saw porn in a
store anywhere, really.
Speaker 22 (01:34:25):
Like behind the beaded curtain man at the airport really
basically yeah yeah, I forget which airport we were at,
but they they had, uh they have like a like
an adult magazine up up the top behind one of
those big black plastic.
Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
Got it in public while your planengers.
Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Well they have them in those plastic wraps.
Speaker 10 (01:34:47):
Yeah, that's the thing though, once you open it, because
they used to sell kids. They used to sell penthouses
and playboys in airports.
Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
Yeah yeah. And again for you to walk on the plane.
You used to be a tugget on the airplane. Just
open up the magazines smoking airplanes and the tugget right
and we all died. Oh wait, no, everybody was fine.
Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
Still at Sticky, all right. Moving on to Harold and Kumar.
They have a new movie in the works now. The
last movie that they had was a very Harold and
Kumar three D Christmas. They came out in twenty eleven.
And I actually interviewed them for that movie and I
got in trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
For some reason because you didn't take it seriously.
Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Well, yeah, I was talking to them, and it was
very weird because they were both on two separate phone lines.
They weren't together, and it was like already awkward, and
then they got I don't know if they got really
mad or their PR company got really mad, but at
the end and go all right, guys, well I gotta go.
I'm taking off to Disneyland. That's all I said. And
apparently that upsets somebody. It's usually yeah, uptight dirt. I
(01:35:51):
don't even know why they were upset by that, but
I I got a call about it. Anyways, Speaking about
Christmas movies, Sam, did you hear Chucky Chuck e Cheese
is going to have an animated Christmas special coming out?
Speaker 9 (01:36:06):
Hear the Entertainment Cheese some joke that it's like going
to be going or anything.
Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Right, and going back to the cruise, didn't we just
learn the Jarrett who's the lead singer bowling for Soup,
he's the voice of Chucky Cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Yes, he was also in some other animal.
Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
Yeah, shout out to shout Chucky, Chucky.
Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Shout out to Chuck.
Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
A lot of that is.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Going to be They had cartoons.
Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Oh yeah, they do. If you go to a Chucky
Cheese like I do. You would see the cartoons displayed
on their l c D screens. All right, all right,
we'll go after work one day. Sea yeah, talent, all right,
let's do it, Okay, Kelsey Grammar you like him, right, yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:36:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
I like him as Fraser Fraser two.
Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
Yeah. Well, he's gonna have his eighth child. He's seven
years old, his wife is forty six, his oldest kid
is forty one.
Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
You want to see him a basket or something? Well, wow,
you and I have another mutual friend menas who this
guy seventy Damn, you're close. He's sixty five and he's
got a five year old. Yeah, sixty five. He just
turned sixty five.
Speaker 12 (01:37:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah, and he's got a five year old. So when
they were talking about having kids, I mean they're both
like good earners. They both have jobs, so doubley fine, yeah,
double income looks so good, double income, no kids, living
the life. I mean, they were just going everywhere. We were,
my wife and I were living vicariously through them.
Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
Were you jetting off to this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Right exactly?
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
And then we started hearing about how well, you know,
we're thinking about having a kid. We're like, what are
you doing now? In our kids were very you know,
they were much younger at the time, so uh, it
was even more difficult than it is now. And then
they had this kid, and then they decided they were
going to try for a second one, and we're like, no,
because he's got adult kids, like kids who like in
their thirties, you know, and to start forget that he
(01:38:04):
has adult kid to start all over again. Just the
idea of that. My wife and I we look at
people when they have new babies walking through a mall
or somewhere, and we go, oh, we got like a
big get chilled and spine shiver.
Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Yeah, douche chill, I think they call it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
But our friends seems to love it because he's at
every single dance.
Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
He he loves.
Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Her, He does love his daughter. It's not one of
those situations. But like, dude, you had it made I wonder.
I wonder if they both are included, if they had
it all to do again, would they make the same
decision or would they have kept now they know what
they know, would they have kept their old life?
Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
I'd think and I think.
Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
He would change his mind. She would not, She would not, Okay,
Kelsey grammer's his wife's forty six with a kid. Yeah,
it's also it's what the hell's going on forty one.
There was another story the other day about the average
age that people are having kids now, like the average
woman is having their first baby is like thirty two,
I get it, which is the highest it's ever been.
Speaker 10 (01:39:09):
Yeah, right, we are as should there's a new thing
that we actually are living or just just lived. In
the peak kid era there were like a year or
two ago, was the most kids there will ever be
in the world for the foreseeable future. That hell, yeah,
because birth rates have now plummeted so low in too
many countries to where that we were. Now we're gonna
start losing people, and in one hundred years we may
(01:39:30):
be back on not one hundred, maybe two hundred years,
will be down to like another two or three billion people.
Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
Now, can't that's fine?
Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Yeah, Well, the beaches will be less crowded.
Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
That's true, more food, more land.
Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
Yeah, Ran and Koreas screwed, but okay, whatever, all right Korea?
Yeah right, Well, I know something that Great cares about.
He cares about the B fifty two's and Diva. If
you haven't got the news they're going on tour together.
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, They're gonna be hitting a bunch
of wood show cities like Los Angeles and Austin. It's
happening September through December. Does Devo have any songs besides
(01:40:04):
Whip It?
Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
It's one of those bands that when you hear some
of their other tracks, Is that right, you would recognize,
especially you? I mean, could I I'm Deva.
Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
Okay, there's three three songs in the system here. Two
of them are whipping.
Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Freedom of Choice? You know that one?
Speaker 7 (01:40:23):
Okay? Do I know?
Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Freedom of choice? Freedom of choice? It's what you got, choice,
you go into it. You would know that one.
Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Ship you know that I know, you know Satisfaction.
Speaker 5 (01:40:46):
You know, I know the rolling Stone, Satisfaction, beautiful World.
Speaker 12 (01:40:49):
You would know that one is Jocko Homo. I think
is that a portal birthday title Devo song? I don't
know the song. I've never heard that.
Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
They do the intro to a Ridiculousness the TV show.
Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
Yeah you got that?
Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
Well then and then we are Devo. You'd know that one.
Oh yeah, I'm looking like they got the number one
Whip three. So you're saying that be fifty whipp It
whipp It good. They have two songs, they have Rock
Lobster in Love Shock Shot. Okay, so the B fifty
twos would be headlining then, right, yeah, because I don't
think so. Because they have two songs. Novo has one song.
(01:41:28):
You would know more B fifty two songs as well.
Speaker 7 (01:41:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
Greg is like a big new wave fan, So then
everybody knows all these like.
Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
You would know Wave Legal Tender by B fifty two. Yeah,
let's printing money in the basement. You would know that they.
Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
Do the song this is the End of the World, okay, Rome, Rome,
Rock Lobster, and Love Shack Tho Idaho. You would know
that private idea living in your own private Idaho.
Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
Oh yeah, I think I know.
Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
You know that one. Yeah, we know it. This is
a fun game.
Speaker 18 (01:42:02):
Do we know.
Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
It's great Gory's playlist?
Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
Do we know it? Yeah? I think yeah, I think
I went that far. Maybe maybe it's back there. Yeah,
Gray song, I say a damn sound. Yeah, I don't
(01:42:27):
know you that's not in here. There's Love Shack, Rome,
Rock Lobster, Private Idaho. For some reason, those are the
only ones that are in We have seven radio stations
in this building, and those are the songs that are
in here, so legal tenders.
Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
I always wanted to be fifty two's to cover Florence
and the Machine Dogs. These are over for some reason.
Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
That'd be a good Dog Days over. You know what?
That sounds like an amazing lineup for Grey. Yeah, sure,
all right, time for your birthdays.
Speaker 15 (01:42:58):
Shown its shiverday.
Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
We're gonna sit patage. She was like, it's Shiverday, and
you know we don't do all right. Starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to John Goodman, who is seventy three years
old today. Actress Nicole Kidman is fifty eight. Lionel Mother
f and Ritchie is seventy six. Christopher mince Plots who
is mcloven and super Bad thirty five. She know for
(01:43:26):
the Deaftones. He's the lead singer of the Deaftones. He's
fifty one. Sandra, Oh, she's been on Gray's Anatomy for
a long well, she was, I don't know how long
she made it. Is she still on that show? I
don't know?
Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
So she's fifty four.
Speaker 5 (01:43:39):
You got Michael Anthony from Van Halen who's seventy one,
and the MMA Superstar turned actor Quintin Rampage.
Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Jackson is forty seven.
Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Your porner birthday today is Caitlin Bell and today's birthday girl.
She has been spit roasted more than a pig at
a county fairserl one hundred and forty one fine films
including hook Line and Pounder.
Speaker 9 (01:44:00):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
She was in Busty Cops on Patrol Volume four, also
Beverly Hills Balcony Bang Festival Volume one, The Bride Who
Banged Them All Volume two. She was in Caitlyn was
promised cream pies all weekend and who could forget her
unforgettable performance in the summertime classic rimming before swimming. All right,
(01:44:22):
but Fraig try that out this weekend. I'll do that
rimming before swimming after during well. Also like that, you
don't want to swim in the above for the first
thirty minutes after you eat crap. I don't know what
rimming requires, but yeah, it's Caitlin Bell, who's forty years
old today, and that Chapporno birthday. Your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in the
(01:44:44):
world of entertainment here on the Woody Shows, Join fun
well that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. And that's it for the week. Everybody,
tie the wrap up, get the hell out of here.
Anything you missed on the show this this week you
can find on the Woody Show podcast by going to
the woodieshow dot com or finding it wherever you find
(01:45:06):
your favorite podcast. All the Friday fail stories, do you?
I Q Redneck News a bunch of stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
It's waiting for you. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
We are back on Monday with an all news show,
but this weekend, if you're getting caught up and there's
something that you want to tell us about, or you
just have some random thought you'd like to share, you
can do that on the after hours voicemail that numbers
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on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah, yeah, Greg Gory, Yeah,
parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 18 (01:45:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
We give actors way too much credit for doing their
own stunts, because we all do our own stunts, just unintentionally.
Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Although I did see a really cool stunt that Tom
Cruise did for the Mission Impossible movie, So he's on
this motorcycle haul and ask Evil can Evil style down
this ramp? Did you see this?
Speaker 9 (01:45:53):
Yes, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
Hits this jump. It goes off to the side over
a cliff like so like what looks like the Grand Canyon,
and then he parachutes.
Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
That's so awesome, and he was like, I don't know,
I feel like I got a better win in me.
Speaker 9 (01:46:07):
And they did it a bunch of times.
Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
It's so cool. But you can say what you want
about Tom Cruise. I think it is cool that he does.
Speaker 9 (01:46:13):
Oh yeah, we're on a total Tom Cruise movie.
Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
Kick in my own hangs off the side of an airplane.
It jumps from building a building that grip. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving what he shows some of your valuable time
this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, s MD double
m bye, great Friday, mo
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
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