FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 23rd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show? Happy is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning.

(00:48):
Today's Monday, Brand New Week, June twenty third, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
It is The Woody Show. My names Woody. That's greg Gory.
Happy New Week, Happy New Week to you, Gregory Man,
it's here. What's up? I got Gina? Hello, Sea maass
is here. Joy, Sammy is here. Our associate producer. Her
name is Morgan. We got Von, our video producer. We

(01:10):
got Bored, we got Menji. They're both there in the
Woody Show production department. You are a guest of honor,
here to witness it all and be a part of
anything you'd like too, topic, contest, whatever that might be.
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie is the phone number
to call in. You can send us a text check
in over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up
for you on the show this morning. We got to

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make a trip to the Woody Show Crossroads. Unfortunately, unfortunately, Yeah,
you know, I can't please everybody, and some people just
I don't know. They say they've been listening for a
long time and there's something they ended up complaining about.
It's like, was this really your first day? Because if
you've been listening before, I don't know why you would
draw the line here. But everybody's got their reasons. Some
of the trending news headlines, some of the birthdays, porn

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of birthday, all that coming up here on the Woody
Show this Monday morning. Greg, how's your armpit situation? I've
been meaning to ask you about that because Greg had
said he he had this itchy armpit thing. So itchy
because they say like like if your palmages or whatever
that's supposed to be that you're gonna get money.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, I'm not sure what an itchy armpit means, right,
And it was mainly my left one. The right one
was itching a tiny bit. I scratched the living hell
out of it because it was constant. And then Gina
asked me to look at it to see if there
was like some sort of discoloration, which there wasn't, because
you said it could be like a like a fung
weird fungal skin thing. So then the other day I'm

(02:28):
putting the deodorant on and it stings like a mother effort,
and so I look in the mirror and yeah, there's
like these weird dark red lines.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, what is that?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I think you're gonna want to get a cream clay.
I really do, Like it doesn't gross me out. You're
going to go to the doctrine.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
They're going to get you like a cortisol something about
red lines like that. But I forgot what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Infection. Yeah, So how would I get a fungal in
sweat itchy armpits, especially if you're seeing dark lines or
changes in skin color, irritation or allergic reaction. So deodorant
and a perchent body wash, fabric softener by that kind
of stuff. Yeah, fungal or yeast infection. Armpits are warm
and moist, prime real estate for fungus and yeast itching,

(03:14):
plus red or dark patches possible odor could uh smell
smell it? The odor? Very dark, velvety skin often in
body folds like the armpit linked to insulin resistance diabetes.
You don't have diabetes, alleged uh egzima or dermatitis.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, heat rash.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't think it's heat rash either, No, but uh,
I did change the odorance, though, just.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Get yourself a cream. You did change the odorance, but
it's only one side.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I don't think the other side is the other side.
It's pretty fine. This one gets a cream.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
But the update is now I had nothing. I couldn't
see why I was doing it. Now I've got these
mega rats and.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Mega dark red lines or something. Yeah, oh it's sick.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
And stop scratching. It'll spread.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, it's not even itch anymore. But when I get
the deodorant on.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
It yeah like crabs, yeah, crabs, crabs list right, Yeah sick.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well I told you, man, you got to give your
pits a break every once in a while. I know
I've been obsessing about you saying that because there's so
much aluminum in uh and a persprint that could that
can that can cause a problem over time. I put it.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
You put deodorant on for every everything, even before bed.
I'll put more on.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't you put it on before bed? Because I don't
want to feel better?

Speaker 9 (04:29):
I get it. Yeah, if it feels way better.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
If my shower at night, which is rare, I'll put cologne, deodorant,
getting in the bed, everything, And if I'm going to bed,
let's say an hour after a shower, I'll still try
to fix up my hair a little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Low shit. Okay, so this is where people go, this
is unrealistic because look at how she wakes up, the
woman on the TV show. She's waking up with a
full face of makeup and her hair is done. That's Greg, yeah,
colone in my life, and I.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Want to do what you said would and do like
a break from it. But you can't even imagine going
ten hours doesn't matter, You're gonna be fine. You probably
have so much build up print. Yeah, yeah, just like
in maybe that's what it is, maybe choking off your uh.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Dude, do you remember Carmen Electra. Yeah, yeah, so she
used to date Prince and when she was dating Prince,
she was required to lay in bed in full makeup
just in case if he came over and she would
have to like lay straight, so she would to mess
up together hair or anything together.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Is that what Greg's doing? Is he being is he
being ready for Mario?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I've been times in the past that I will like,
I want to take a nap, but I also don't
want to mess up my hair, so I'll put like
either a neck pillow or a towel and then just
try to stay flat.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Oh my god, because Mario ever experienced you without any
of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Messy hair, hair, of course they shod together for so long.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
No deodorant.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I wouldn't even consider it. Probably not.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Is it that I have to take a shower after
a nap?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Yeah, it kind of goes back to the hair thing,
Like my hair would just be.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
All, oh no, sweaty sweat. I fixed that just by
wearing a hat at all times. But I don't sleep
in it. I don't sleep in it. That would be uncomfortable.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can't, says your
text check in with us over to two to ninety seven.
If you know these little black marks, it's like striking.
If you have some kind of like unofficial official medical

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advice for for great, what would you say to gene
like a dark red purpose.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, kind of maroon spots and lime.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It might be aids, you know. But back and we
are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's June twenty third, Yeah,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's Greg gory.
Good morning, wood We've got menace Hi Sea Mass, we

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got Sammy Morgan's here. We're taking your calls eight seven
forty four wooding this. You know, you can also send
us eight text that you also know send your text
over to to nine eight seven. Yeah, we got a
visit to the crossroads to make them so. Yeah, unfortunately
can't please everybody, and good news is we're not in

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the business to do that, right, yeah, or to try.
We try, but if we don't succeed, we're not bending
over backwards for these people who you know, they find,
they find things to complain about and say that they're
not gonna listen again. They're gonna tell everybody they know X,
y Z blah blah blah. They want to complain. That's aality.
They love it. So anyway, we're gona meet those people
the crossroad because that's what you got to do. These

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people in your life who are just negative shit it.
You know, these people who are just bringing you down
or you know, for whatever reason, you're just over it.
They got to go. You don't have to keep people
just because they're friends or even family members. Man, Yeah,
like just cut them off, move on. Parents, don't. Can't
learn that though.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
No, they cannot do this.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
We'll try to cut your parents. No, they don't cut
people off like with a problem child. And that's that's
a child, a black sheep of the family. I'm saying
just in general, if you have like an uncle who's
a real dicky, I got a couple of those. You
know what, I don't. I don't associate, don't What did.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
You do this thing? And I think I'm kind of
doing it now too. It's like, if I never call
this person, will this person ever called me?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I've done that a number of times. You know, there's
a few times a year you kind of take an
audit and before you reach out to somebody, you go,
wait a minute, it has been a long time since
I've talked to this person. Does this person ever make
an effort with me? And if he answers, no, let
it go? Why am I call? Yeah, don't bother. I'm
telling you, it's it's great. It's tough the first couple

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of times because you feel guilty or batter I don't know,
but it's so good.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
Yeah, but it's also great not talking to anybody.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, I feel free not to call me. But you
can text me.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
The people that I like, the people that I love.
I mean, I like catching up with people. I don't
live close to any family and so I you know,
I like the opportunity to catch up with people.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
But sometimes they don't deserve that time.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Some people don't. And it's it's the what's the what's
the saying the quote that I like. Some people are
bills other people's or other people are stock. Like know
the difference, like invest in the people who are worth it.
Other people are just bills, junk mail, throw it away. Yeah,
just just just move on weekend cheers and jeers. Then

(09:26):
we'll meet some people at the crossroads. And I gotta
say the cheers for me would be the Woodies show
problem that we had over the weekend. That was a
great time. I think it was one of our Personally,
I think it was one of our better events. I
like the vibe of it. Everybody seemed to be having fun,
extra friendly, and people have fun at the events anyway,

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but I'm saying this was definitely more I don't I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
It had a really special energy, like positive, like everyone's
just so happy.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Right, Yeah, because there was something for people to do
at all time. It wasn't like we were waiting for
a band to come on or what. Even in that
time we were before we had this cover band called
the Spasmatics and they were great, Yes they were. They
were a lot of fun. But before they even came on,
like DJ Scotti, Fox has spinning and people are out there.
It's a prompt, So people are out there like dancing

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and drinking and just having a good time and socializing.
We were walking around and saying hi to everybody and
you know, just taking pictures. Opportunity to chop it up
with all the ball es. Oh my god, yeah, look great,
look great. Medis did a great, great job with the video.
If you want to see that's on our Instagram. You
can find that at the Woody Show. But that that
was great, That was that was awesome.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Uh, jears would be to bureaucracy in generocracy. Yeah so yeah,
and uh and honesty sometimes honesty comes to comes to
bite you in the ass. So when I applied for
my f A medical license, yeah, so I was off
of Selexa for only a couple of weeks when I

(10:59):
applied for it. And I you because I did research
and I read into what the regulations were. I knew
that I would have to wait sixty days after stopping
that medication. I like to stop it and then get
a you know, note from the doctor clearing saying everything
is stable, blah blah blah blah, everything's cool, issue resolve
blah blah blah. Yeah, and then I could go to
another exam with the FA Medical Examiner and then get

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my certificate and move on with life. So I did
all that right, FA Medical Examiner is all good. I
pass everything. Everything looks great. Note from the doctor. He
goes to print my certificate and he goes, hmm, this
is odd. Oh no, he looks and he goes, oh,
they're saying, because your last appoyment was within the last
ninety days, that I have to get a special authorization

(11:44):
from I got to call this number so he could
do it. He just has to call this number and
what But of course it was a Sunday, and so
it's a government agent. Nobody's there on a Sunday. But
it's just one of these dumb things. Now, he says,
I'll be able to call tomorrow. And I'm ninety percent
certain that like they can just like unflagged because we've
gone through the proper procedure. He goes, there is a

(12:04):
chance because it is the government that that they'll have
to wait for today's appointment to go through their system,
which is an automated thing, which takes somehow two to
four weeks. Damn, are you just to be able to
print something that was already approved?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
How efficient?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Wise man once said, the FAA is stupid.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Nathan Fielder, Yes, which I have not watched that episode yet.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Are you watching the rehearsal?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Then?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
What's that the rehearsal? I watched one episode of Nathan
for You, Nathan for You, but I've not seen the FAA.
It's slow, it's much slower. So that's and and by
the way, I had a number of my aviation friends,
including some other people, one person who does work for
the fa says, you know what, you should have never
put that on there. Most people never disclose anything because

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what they don't know won't hurt them. And that's how
like a lot of them they'll never know. I go,
I go, really, yeah, I go, that's that seems insane.
So here I'm getting basically punished for my honesty. So
it's all good, it's all good, like, I'll get it.
It's just that it's just unnecessary bureaucracy hurdles, which is
why we don't ask for permission around here at the

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radio station. We just do, just do it. Just you'll
wait forever. We would never get anything accomplished. If we
waited for the proper checks and balances and systems and whatever,
nothing would happen. Yeah, it's always nothing first. Also, right,
Greggory weekend cheers and jeers, Well.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Like you cheers to the Woodies show Problem, which was
real fun, but specific cheers to that night was. I
spent a very good chunk of time conversing with and
hanging out with MENACE's wife, Spicy Nacho. It's the most
we've ever spoken. You've known her for fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, and she stayed out way late, like we were
I don't know, it was almost two o'clock in the morning.
Oh wow, you're way later that. It was me and
my wife and Tim Martinez and another person from the
radio station and then Nacho. We're just kind of hanging
out and they were having drinks and everything. That was
kind of a weird thing. Being the only person completely
sober by the way. That was an interesting experience. Yeah,

(14:12):
I was mostly sober too. I got a lot of
people complaining that I wasn't drinking enough.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, it seemed like you had some drinks.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I had a few beers. Somebody said you made him sad?
Are you sad at the event? No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
I think you seem sad. I think you seemed sort
of drunk, like is.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Greg okay, he seems kind of sad. He's not really
drinking that much. Maybe that's why I thought. Maybe it
was because Mario wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Well that made me sad. But no, but no, Nacho
actually had me do a shot. So I did do
one shot, but we did little teeny baby shits. But
we had such great conversations and it was really nice
to sear, and everybody was in a good mood.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Like you said, Gina, the vibe was he was right.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
And then jeers, not a whole lot of jeers. It
was a good weekend Jeers to Tailgators. I had some
dude on my ass by about three feet and there
was nowhere for me to go, and I'm doing like
eighty five and I thought he's gonna ram right into me.
So f tailgators and an honorable mention. Jeers to hotel
hallway talkers. Help with that all your conversations in.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
The hallway loudly loudly?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know, these are hotel rooms. And what do people
do in hotel rooms? They sleep?

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Are people that let their kids just run up and
down the hallway?

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Yeah, exercise, Yeah, she's gotta get the energy out.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
You have a room talking there? Yeah, going there. Very frustrating,
but a great weekend overall. Yeah, yeah, real fun.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Gina grad Well, speaking of Nacho, I forgot about this,
but cheers to menace.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Heads up.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
She invited us down for a girl's weekend. So you're
gonna have to clear out at some point of your
own house.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Oh yeah, we already have a group chat going on
about it.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
So but no problem.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
They're all.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Cheers to getting out of I'll speak for myself because
you all look so lovely all the time. Cheers to
getting out of my bridge troll pajamas once once in
my life and dressing up in like actual clothing and
looking good and trying to you know, smell good and
do the vibe loved, not wearing you know.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
The crap that I wear every day that was huge
for me. Jeers. This is more of a confession. Jeers
to eating burgers and fries four times in two days.

Speaker 11 (16:25):
And yeah, I get it.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
Very still the geers right, it's like show. It's like
showing up what in Pittsburgh and going, hey, Steelers suck.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
I started driving to the event, I was like, I'm
going to treat myself a little, you know, a little
road trip burger and fries.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
And then I got about halfway.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Down, I was like, that was really good. I want
to again.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
So you stopped at a second place on the way back.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
I was like, well, I got to have one for
the way back. And then I got home. I was like,
I am done eating. This has got to stop. Diet
starts tomorrow. Done and done. My husband gets home and
he's like, I kind of want McDonald's anything for you,
And I was like, you know what, I well just
ruin the rest of the weekend.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yes, sure, great.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Yeah, So I am ill, I am ashamed, and I
have to get.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
My act together.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's like my roommate who was twenty spending money, He's like,
what's another quarter pounder?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Sea bass weekend cheers and jeers on the top of that.
But cheers too. Yes, Elon Musk.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
The mustiness you may have seen in your social media
self driving taxis have loss.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh yeah, dude, I know what you're gonna say. I
know what you're gonna say.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
The price four dollars and twenty six Yeah, flat rate.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
He's so funny, the coolest.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yeah, this is the only downside is this is just
in Austin, I know, and you have to be like
invited to the app, but get on that app. And
because I did that early with Weymo, was I pre
installed the app as soon as I heard about it,
so I was on like the early list.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
I was thinking about that, what's the app?

Speaker 8 (18:11):
I guess it's Tesla app?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Is it the Testlae? I don't know. I don't have
to look that ut.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
The gears to me for not having done it yet.
But everybody's saying it's awesome. And you might say, well,
sea Beasts, you love Weymo. Yeah, I love everything. I
love saving lives. I love convenience when you get in
that's what it's all about, exactly when you get in
with these these driverless cars driving just like because you.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Don't have to talk to there's actulutely no pressure pressure
to talk to anybody. Yes, you don't think that's great,
it's quiet, it's fine saying that's I think for Sea
Bass that would be the biggest draw number. It's not
to have to have any type of small chat whatsoever.
Here's with anybody.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
See that's it's actually it's the reverse of that, surprisingly,
because if you're in there, let's say you've got a
fellow passenger, let's say a slam piece of some sort,
you can't have an honest conversation with that person. When
there's another when there's a driver in.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
The car, an honest conversation, you.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Don't get anything in the cars being monitored.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
Well they in fact, when you get inside, they go
above and behind and say, yes, there are cameras in
this car. However, we are not recording audio in us
unless Yeah, so that's that's what they say.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's what they say. So I believe it cheers to that.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
It's been fantastic, another another notch in the belt and
a win for Elon Ruler Musk. By the way, I
drove my cyber truck here today. It still runs fantastically
and thank you Elon. You're you're a great You're driving
you're driving the humanity forward against all the haters in
the world.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I was just thinking, there hasn't been a lot of
cyber truck chat recently. I'm gonna be it seems to
be like that whole thing is just kind of like
blown over. I don't see anybody talking about it. I
don't see anybody like you good or bad again.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
You get all the recall all those stories, they they
they peak and they go away, and I'm saying either
good or bad, Like nobody's going, oh wow, how cool,
And nobody's.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Going like, oh wow, ugly. It's just a thing that's over.
It's kind of there and and that's it.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
You might have the wrong feet because I just saw
a sever truck beet a Lamborghini off the line in
the street racing. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
He wants.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
There's your weekend. Jeez, you did your year?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Uh jeers to Achilles Tendons. Oh no, I don't know
what's going on with those things. Halliburton obviously blew his
pacers lost. Uh, your boy from the Celtics blew his,
which is why the Pacers were in the finals.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, Dame Willard, I.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Think blew his obviously Aaron Rodgers, what's going on with
achilles tendons?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Can we not fix this?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
People?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Can we get that?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I thought you were gonna say that you somehow like
injured yours.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
I well, remember last year I tweaked my calf, which
can lead to a blown achilles because it puts more
stress on that. But thank god I was smart about it.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, youwked it having sex with a hot chick, right, yeah, yeah, right,
climbing in and out of the cyber truck. That's how
I heard it. All right, more show's decks. We're going
to make a trip to the crossroads. I go to
go close out of a zoom app and what do
I see? I see my boss. He's still on camera,
laying on the ground, put this dows out and there

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was a stranger and she was rubbing peanut butter on them.
In the Woody Show. Now, as much as we may
try to please all people all the time, you realize
that is a mission impossible. You're never going to be
able to do that. And there are so many companies,
there are so many places, or even just people individuals
who will bend over backwards trying to make everybody happy.
They're called pleasers.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
We have a couple of them work on the show,
believe it or not, just inherently like Gina's inherently inherently
a pleaser to his core, where it's like I would
like to be, but I know it's not reasonable, and
people aren't being reasonable with what they complain about or
what they're asking for because it's more an individual thing.
It's not going to be something.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
That the masses.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
The masses would because if you're into the show, you're
into whatever this is right, right, and so why would
we change everything to please one person. We don't do that.
We send them to the crossroads. It is the best
thing because rather than having that toxic listener around, we
basically fire them, tell them they're not allowed to listen anymore.
And it's good for them, it's good for us. It's
get the mental health, get the turn out of the

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punch bowl. Off to the crossroads they go. Now, all
these people send us emails to the to the show,

(22:41):
email to the wieshow dot com. They also send to
the station feedback email. If you go on the radio
station website, it'd be like contact us and it goes
to everybody goes to the managers, it goes to us,
it goes to other people who are on the air,
and so we will tell you what they are complaining about.
And we start with this one. And I'm gonna do
this one because Sebass just mentioned Elon Musk and the

(23:04):
cyber truck. This is from Isaac to station feedback Attention
management is the subject reply requested, Yes, Oh, I want
to hear it.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Boat.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I am writing as a deeply offended and disgusted listener
on behalf of the entire Jewish community.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I don't know if I'm involved.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Regarding a recent segment on The Woody Show, as a
Jewish person and frankly, as a human being with basic decency,
I was appalled by the grotesquely insensitive and tasteless quote
comedy featured in a discussion around what wood he dubbed
the Nazi Internet Starlink. What he had mentioned how he
bought a Starlink system, and then how somebody on sent

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in a message asking how he could do that, knowing
that it's directly supporting a Nazi company. I remember that,
I said, at what would you support those Nazi that
Nazi company? Yes, Elon Musk is a Nazi who was
ruining all of humanity. We all know that already. But
while I recognize that humor is a big part of
the show's stick, but I heard during the segment cross

(24:04):
every line, the reasonable minded text message to the show
was met with ridicule and led to Woody and the
rest of the team wondering what other Nazi items Elon's
company might start selling. Oh specifically, it was vile, hurtful,
and profoundly disrespectful, particularly to Holocaust survivors. Was even more
disappointing is that this happened on a show where there

(24:25):
is zero Jewish representations. Dare you? How very dare you?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Sir? I supposed to do as the actual resonance you
on the show? May I respond to this?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Okay, So this show makes.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Fun of everyone, and I have heard it, and we've
all got the complaints from every race, gender, and there's
more of that coming is everything. So I take issue
with you saying, Okay, those are all funny, but the
ones that reflect my culture, that's that's.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Gone too far.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
So I have an you with this because this show
dogs everybody, and you can't just pull out just because
your guy, your your number finally got called.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
And by the way, the talking about the other Nazi
items that they might offer was mocking the idea that yes,
oh yeah, you're right, Starlink nazis fit the f out
of here.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
And I don't like that word being thrown around as
loosely as it's been.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
To talk about someone who's disrespecting memories.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
This email is only the beginning. I will continue to
urge your station and take immediate action, whether that means
issuing in public apology, reviewing your editorial standards, or we
considering the employment of the members of the Woody Show.
At the very least, the team should take a public
stance against Elon Musk and acknowledge that he is a
bad person.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
You got that.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
If this demand is ignored, Eye, along with many others,
will take our listening, support and trust elsewhere. That is
from Isaac. We've lost Isaac Henry Body, No, I hate that.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Don't May his memory be a blessing?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Is the two thing?

Speaker 8 (26:02):
At what point do you realize you're just a hack?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay? See how about another one from station feedback. This
one is one of the more recent ones we just received.
In fact, this one just came in over the Weekend.
It's from Jenna subject racism at its finest reply to
requested Yes, what the hell was that June teenth segment
on The Woody Show. The fact that this show, hosted
by a white cast, thought it was appropriate, let alone funny,

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to hand out quote black cards to each other, like
June teenth is some kind of racial game show? Do
you think blackness is a punchline? You could tell by
listening that they forced the guy asking the questions to participate.
He probably felt like if he didn't go along with
it that he would be fired. Yeah, that's pretty much

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out way. It was Vaughn's idea, yes, and our brainstorming
weekly pitch meeting. Anyway, that's not representation, that's cost signing clownery. Okay,
host signing clownery. Juneteenth is about liberation. Not giving white
people permission to quote feel down for a day and

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reducing it to what I heard on the air is
so disgusting. And then, of course the show joked about
how they had June teenth off even though they're white.
The same crew that won't have a serious conversation about
reparations or systemic racism suddenly decides they want to observe
a holiday they clearly don't respect. That's not progress, that's
performative hypocrisy. There's nothing clever or satirical about reinforcing racial stereotypes,

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which is what the black card questions you wrote for
her to ask were, wrote, crowd of the Black cart
You did great. Some actually texted over saying that they
have a newfound respect for you said text yeah, and
I you know, won me over last week when she
played that game for Juneteenth. That came over like about
an hour ago, six y five one texting over. Hey, way,

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bottom line, this segment was racist, unfunny and gross and yeah,
I'm white, so go ahead and make fun of that.
It is too since you guys clearly don't understand how
empathy and being and how being an ally works. That's
that's from Jenna. You guys, j speaking on behalfy lost

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Jenna other racistic and you're fired.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
And if I were, I'd be offended to think that
somebody wrote those questions.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Jenna, What are you trying to say that a black
guy couldn't come up with a good idea? That seems
pretty racist, Sarah, That's exactly what your email was saying.
See how that works. How you can just apply your
own congratulations Jenny, you are how white? Yeah, you did it?
You did it. This next one station feedback. This is
from Sarah no subject to this one, but she does

(28:49):
want to reply. I was dismade and anger to hear
a game played on your morning show called fat Chick
skinny Chick. I'm surprised that your station has reinforced these
meaning spirited, degrading attitudes about people's bodies through this kind
of programming. I can't imagine this kind of show being
run about men, and even if it was, it would

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be different because of the way that men benefit from
patriarchal power structures. Jesus so many words. I don't even
do better. That's another way better, that's your favorite. If
you want to be edgy about this subject, dare to
ask fat women and non binary advocates to speak about

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their experiences socially, professionally, and with the medical systems. I
think they share those stories. That sounds fun. Our world
is full of creativity and many voices. Why your station
chooses this messaging this theme, It's hard to understand. There
is always the option to embrace compassion and to make

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jokes that aren't at the expense of half of the
population who already receives endless messages about the ways their
worth or lack of worth is tied to perceptions of
their bodies. Messages aren't sticking for some people. I expect
to be sadden listening to the radio because the news
in general is so heartbreaking. But this was a different

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kind of slap in the face. That is from Sarah,
and that has what to do with non binary habits. Dude,
I don't know. Half the time these things come over,
you're like, huh yeah, yeah, like you gotta read them
like two or three times ago. Hold on, hold on,

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And some of these, I'll be honest, some of these
have been simplified because they go on forever and they
get repair they start repeating stuff. So like that stuff,
that's the stuff that we that we cut out. But
all right, I'll give you, I'll give you one more.
This person is upset. This is another uh, this is
another sea bass one? How what do you mean? How

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we'll find out? From Clarissa. This was sent to what
do You Show? Email email TOTOI Show dot Com subject
Dougan news. Oh, I've been suffering through this show for
many years. If there were any other options, I would
have certainly been listening to them instead.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Luckily, luckily they fired the other morning.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yes, wait, luckily zero options? What does that? What does
that mean? There are no other options? All right? Uh?
I would certainly listen to them and say, what the
hell is this Dougan news crap on your show? How
does this garbage still make it to air? In twenty
twenty five? The entire thing reeks of smug uncreative commentary,
led by Sea Bass, who somehow manages to come off
more means spirited and tone deaf every time he opens

(31:35):
his mouth. Do you enjoy smugness? There's nothing clever or
cutting edge about mocking struggling communities, low income pet owners,
or breedest stories, just so the people on the show
can pat themselves on the back for being quote better
than the people you are ripping up. It is an
incredibly britest segment. Sea Bass, in particular, seems to thrive

(31:55):
on punching down. It's another one of my favorite tars,
generally with zero empathy or originality. It's not edgy, it's
just lame And why if the obsessive pit bull hate
it's unriginal and exhausted. That's what it is. What's in
the news. Yeah, it's only in the news. You continuously
these dogs as dangerous monsters that only fuels fear and misinformation.

(32:18):
Your national shows breed specific fear mongering has real, real
world consequences.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Yeah, like certain countries' banning pitbulls.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Shelters are overflowing because the people listening to your show
believe that you are parroting that pities are inherently dangerous.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
I mean, it's such as the data.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I guess it's not funny, it's not informative, it's certainly
not unique. I've heard all of the people on the
show have mentioned how they enjoy the content SeaBASS offers,
which makes me certain that you all need your heads examined.
I'm disgusted, disappointed, and done. You've lost a listener, and
I won't be quiet about why that is from Clorida

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lost Clary. At least you have one well written why, Clarissa,
let's to lunch Clarissa.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
Their claims to stand up for poor people bulling pitbulls.
Why don't she hate me? Who's trying to save their
babies from being eaten?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah? And I don't. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I hate.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I hate the term pities. Pity. Yeah, like, oh so
just a couple of pities.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
It's like, I'll go adjacent, thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Right, Yeah, And I never I never made the jump
with these being about low income families.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah right, I don't look at that. I mean just
because all the stories involve white trash people and you know,
stories of the get to She's not wrong, but poor
people could be craped. Nailed that part, all right. Quite
a nice letter. Anybody who said that one of these
crossroads emails. Just to clarify, you're fired. And in case
your ears are get the how dumb are you? The

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Woodie Show. I'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
This is.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, we've heard about fomo. That's fear of missing out phobo.
You know what that is?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Fhobo buying oranges.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
No fear of a better option. Why would you have
fear of a better option?

Speaker 11 (34:23):
People who can't make decisions like you don't want to
settle for something like, man, what if there's better?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Those people end up being paralyzed with fear.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I never do anything.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah, my wife's got phobo, my mother in law's got phobo.
They can't make decisions to save their life. That is
so frustrating. And then now there's FOPO foo fear of
people's opinions. So they say people stuck with FOPO are
constantly looking for approval and trying to avoid rejection and

(34:57):
hits to their confidence like stranger, Well, I know family
members like that. Hard coot anybody. It's nothing just in general,
Like you're just just in general. You have a fear
of what people are going to think. They say it's
a hidden epidemic.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I don't think it's very hidden.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
And believe it or not. Social media, they say, doesn't help.
Oh really. Experts are saying that the first step to
beating FOPO is finding a clear sense of purpose. In
rewiring your brain. It can free you from worrying about
what other people. Don't do it just to your brain.

(35:34):
I don't just open up the hood there, I just
rewire your brain. Easier said than done. But when you
get to a point where man, you really just don't care,
it's pretty great.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
And I feel like I definitely have that with people
I respect. I want them to you know, I don't
want to fail them. I don't want to disappoint them.
But if I don't know you or don't respect you,
it doesn't really affect me one way or the other.
But if it's somebody that I respect and they suddenly
are disappointed in me, are mad at me, that really affects.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, I did see something for you, Gina. Face yoga
what I'm listening to. It only requires simple exercises that
work the forty three muscles in your face to boost circulation,
tone muscles, improve skin elasticity. People who do it on
the regular say they notice fewer wrinkles and more defined
jawline and just an overall glow.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, well I only have like twenty working face muscles
right now because of Book Toox.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
The people who did daily face yoga for twenty weeks
looks about they look about three years younger in photos.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Damn, because photos is always where it gets you.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
Like sometimes you're in the mirror and you're like, okay,
look okay, and then you see pictures you're like, is
that what I look like?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Who's that? Bridge? Tray yoga? But how do you do it?
You just like, yeah, I just I just heard about
stupid Yeah face yoga.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Have you see those chin things like they're there they
some like Asian like Korean stores and stuff. Put a
thing on your chant it's the spring and you like
go up and down.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
That's pretty hot. Well what about that gum.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
Gum?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, Like they had a bunch of like teenage boys
and stuff, college kids chewing chewing gum. It was supposed to.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
You know what I did see though, you were talking
about this with your with your son that kids are
like really into like flexing like crazy lately.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Do you have their veins to pop out?

Speaker 7 (37:30):
And I was at the mall and uh, I was
shopping and there was like these teenage kids who were
like your son's age. They see a mirror, they're like, dude,
let's flex what he was talking about all.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
They do it all the time. And they do to
get like the veins to pop out in their arms.
Because that's that's cool, dude. This is super homo erotic
the like it is. It's gay. More wood shows next
after the sales department takes their monetary piece of flesh

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and blood, So what do you show back in the
bit And thank you to everybody who came out to
the Woody Show prom on Saturday at Marongo. Excellent night,
really fun, and you were right, Sammy Spasmatics were fun
the best.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Guaranteed it, right, Ye, guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It funny, good voice, like great selections.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah, they're awesome, they're the best.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, it was. It was really really great. It was
cool to see Scottie Fox hadn't seen him for a while,
so he was spinning. He loved it. He loved the
band too, he was really into. Yeah, we had a
prom King and Queen Crown. Yeah, we had to dance
off because you know what happened back in the day,
like in the eighties, people didn't fight, No, no, they
settled things with dance. They would just they would just dance.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
It out that It was the most fun I've had
a long time.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
It was great, and I will say it's it's I
think one of my favorite events that we've done because
of the structure of it, Like there was just something
constantly going on. Like I mentioned during the cheers and jeers, like, uh,
if we weren't doing something like giveaway, like people are
just like socializing and then dancing and that kind of stuff.
Then there was also the band, and then there was

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also Scottie and then there were some contests and things
that we were doing, and I don't know, I just
like the flow of it. Yeah. I thought it was fun.
It felt like a really fun wedding reception. Almost. Yeah,
it was a blast. Now people are asking, are you
going to be doing it again? We will. We will
definitely do it at least one more time. We'll do
it again next year, assuming we still work here and
we haven't been fired by that. But I mean, I

(39:37):
was I was even telling somebody, look, even if Marongo
is not interested in doing it, fine, we'll do it
somewhere else. And you know, I don't know, we'll just
make it a thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying if for
whatever reason, wrong wouldn't be interested, we would just do
it somewhere else. I doesn't have to be there, but
we'll give it. We'll give it another shot, and then
if it goes well again, then maybe it does become

(39:57):
an annual thing or until we get fired. Yeah, which
whichever whichever comes first. Yeah, but it was. It was awesome.
I just also want to thank uh DJ Tim Martinez
because he was responsible for all of the like getting
getting the whole place set up so cool, all the decorations.

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I forget what he said the he said, I'm the
president of the what's that committity?

Speaker 9 (40:24):
Yeah, American student body.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Saying that, and I would not like three two nine events.
They help with the balloons. Yea, everything looked great. It was.
It was a lot of fun. Thank you everybody who
came out. A lot of people dressed up almost everybody. Great.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
He's mile now show.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, one more thing about the Woodie show prom People
from everywhere showing up.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, Indianapolis into Who's uh, let's say we had yeah,
we had Texas into whose into the Bay Area? Yeah,
Disco Bay Area. Yeah, people people flying, people driving. It was.
It was a lot of fun. All right. What about
the trending news headlines this Monday morning, ginagrass, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Well, the big story continues to be how the US
took out three nuclear sites and I ran over the weekend.
Iran called it illegal aggression and warned of retaliation.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Excuse me.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
The FBI is warning a possible cyber attacks and domestic threats,
and the State Department has issued a global travel alert.
The B two bomber that delivered the Little care package
was on a thirty seven hour NonStop mission. Pilots took
off from their base in Missouri with no stops, just
refueling in the air.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
How insane is that?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
They said over one hundred and ten planes were involved.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
My god, keep them in the air. Yeah, the refueling
thing is cool. If you ever watch videos of these fighters,
little bombers and stuff get refueled midair. Insane, pretty cool. Yeah,
it's pretty sexy. Penis comes out of the back. That's
exactly right, Doc, and check this out.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Apparently these B twos have a toilet, a microwave, a
cooler full of snacks, and enough room so each pilot
can take turn sleeping.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
It sounds huge.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Can you stand up in those b twos because they
look so flat, you know, yeah, I'm sure, like, what's
what's the cabin height? Massive? They're huge.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah, you don't look like what does jet chat GBT say, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
We'll see it says in a limited area, there's there
is a there's a small space where six foot person
can stand, so.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Probably like a bubble tea.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, wall, you can walk, but you can stay. You
need to stretch there, you know, right.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Well, a gunman in Michigan tried to attack a church
Sunday morning, but he was stopped by a quick thinking
church member and a security guard. Very Das was up
around eleven fifteen am. This a hole drove into a
community church whereing tactical gear started shooting during a service
with about one hundred and fifty people inside. A church deacon,
realize what was happening, used his own truck to ram

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the shooter's car. Then the security guard saw the gunman,
shot him and killed him before he could get inside
the church.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
One person was injured but should recover.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Authorities investigating the shooter's motives and cops saying the quick
response probably prevented a massive tragedy.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, they said the shooter was having a mental health crisis, perfectly.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Saying now you're just talking saying yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It's awesome. Go shoot a place up. You might be nuts. Yeah,
did all that preparing and then you just got murdered. Yeah,
that's awesome that we did. Ye. Bye.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Well, I am thrilled about this. I don't know about
the rest of you, but basketball and hockey are finally
over the Oklahoma City thunder Ever.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yes, they are your NBA champions. This is their first title.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Shay Gilgess Alexander was named the finals MVP, and in baseball,
the LSU Tigers wrapped up the Men's College World Series
and only two games against Coastal Carolina yesterday. This is
LSU's eighth College World Series championship, giving them the second
most titles in Division One baseball behind USC. It's also
the second title for head coach Jay Johnson and continues

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the SEC's dominance with six straight national championships. How To
Train Your Dragon held its spot at number one in
theaters this weekend, despite two new choices, Pixar's l e
Oh and Sony's zombie thriller twenty eight years later, which
opened in second place.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
To your Husband, go take the kid to go see Eleo.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
He did, and it was fine. It was good, but
the poor thing had.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
A little playdate later and had to see it again
and was like, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Didn't they know that, didn't care? Yeah, like you're going
to the movie. What do you think they're gonna go see? Yeah,
you want to see it.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
It was just a playdate. He didn't know they were
going to a movie, and he was like, no, I
just saw this two hours ago, so he said, not
worth seeing twice in the same day.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
It's weird. I don't remember seeing much of anything about
this movie.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
I've seen a billboard what's about one?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Saw some stuff on social about it. But I'm saying,
is about an alien. Usually, like a Pixar movie comes
out and it's you never hear the end, it's everywhere.
I feel like this one was just kind of maybe
they knew it was gonna suck.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah, maybe they're trying to bury it.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, there is kind of.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
There was another movie released over the weekend that I
actually want to see.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
It did not do well. Was bride Hard? Did you
see that? I saw something about that and I thought
it which one? It's it's another what's your let's say rebel, rebel? Rebel?
Will oh? I do love her? Yeah, it looks so
it's like a combination of Bridesmaids and die Hard? Yeah,
sign me up? All got Greg Gory, Amazon Prime Video,

(45:37):
Date Night, Why just all over? I just get released.
I want to see it. Yeah. Well, here's a crazy thing.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
This is a crazy thing about Ellio. So it was
they got this very sad record.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
It had twenty one million dollar box office and that
makes it the worst opening ever for a Pixar movie.
But the previous record holder is Toy Story for Worst Opening,
which opened over Thanksgiving nineteen ninety five and All They
Meet twenty nine million. So obviously that one ended up.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Before before we knew what Pixtar was. Yeah, right, yeah,
and Toy Story. So what is this? What is this
new one about? As an alien?

Speaker 8 (46:12):
It's a kid who goes he gets wissed off to
meet aliens. Four new bonds navigate a crisis of intergalactic
proportions and discover what he's truly meant to be.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
All right, thanks, Yeah, Andy said, it was like a
decent hour and a half nap.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I do like the Pixar stuff usually pretty clever. Yeah yeah,
stuff in there for adults. But that doesn't sound interesting.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
But like you said, with this one getting so little attention,
like you gotta wonder why, you know, like they were
trying to be who knows, they didn't want.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
To spend the money on it.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Finally, Portland, Oregon, where the Woody Show. By the way,
he heard on ALT one O two three, that's where
cops are searching for a guy whose name is Looney Tune.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Here's a clip from Ka t U ABC two.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
All right, police still searching for the driver accused of
firing shots at officers during a pursuit this morning. The
man's name is Looney Tune. Police consider him armed and
dangerous a too.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Shelby Slaughter Georgees live in the Eastmoreland neighborhood where this happened.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
And Shelby.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
First question, and it's on everybody's mind right now, is
that actually the suspect's name?

Speaker 10 (47:14):
So his full name is Looney John Franklin.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Tune, Shelby, your name is Shelby Slaughter, Shelby Slaughter, very
w W.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Well Looney Franklin, Jonathan whatever too. He was pulled over
on Friday for weaving through traffic when he realized he
had a fell. When they realized he had a felony warrant,
they put the spike strips down, tried to stop him,
but Tune through his super sweet suv in reverse, rammed
the cop car, drove over the spikes and sped away anyway.
He also fired a lot of shots while driving away,

(47:48):
but luckily those didn't hit anyone. Eventually ditched the suv
and ran off. There was a chick in the car
with him, by the way.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
They got hurt.

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Oh yeah, but last we heard they're still looking.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
For Looney tune.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
So he's pretty good at this.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
Well, what happened is they had him cornered and he
was going towards the cliff side because they painted like yeah,
he kept.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Running off the cliff because he didn't realize there was
no ground up exactly. That's what's going on with I.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Thank you very much, Gina grad This it's the show,
all right. Continued on weekend, cheers and jeers were mentioning
what you show prom that we had on Saturday. Dude,
you know who you know who got ripped was Menji
Menji's first Woodies show event. Now we know what to

(48:38):
look for. Dude, this is the future.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
D I d U I or.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Tripping his ass off?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah yeah, stuff over. Yeah, So Menji you were you
were just drunk or were you because were you partaking
in some of what Vaughn had. Vaughan, of course, was
just and always crossfraded. Yeah I did. I can't hear
you at all. I think you have instead, we have
Morgan on too. Everybody everybody's migas on. Yeah, I don't know,

(49:07):
you can check check there we go. He has to
learn how to project.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Oh yeah, speaking your diaphragm.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Okay, hello, hello, there we go. Are you feeling buddy,
I'm doing okay, I'm doing fine. Now. Uh huh. So
were you just drunk or were you spoken to me
with Vaughan? No, I wish, but that was just that
was literally just me drunk. Wow, amazing, Yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Was something else.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Well.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah, at the end, Menji, I'm trying to kind of
take care of Vaughan and Menji was fine though, But
Menji I try and get him situated, like how you're
getting home type of thing, and then he's good and
then he texts me he.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Goes, am I in Vegas at the Golden Nugget. I
like what, I don't remember this.

Speaker 11 (49:55):
He thought he was in Vegas for you know what, Morgan,
It's funny you mentioned that because I also got a
text for Menji later on, just saying like, hey, want
to make sure I'm not like missing an after party
like after party.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Anymore.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Wait, let's go back to this Sammy text that is
code for you up.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Yeah, that is you shouldn't have shot No.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
No, I think he was just ready to keep partying.
He was very drunk.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
He was like swimming across the floor. Morgan right in
the hotel room.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I came in and he was literally like handcake on
the ground.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
He was staying in your room. Oh no, there's a
video on the reason we asked because there was a
video on Morgan's Instagram right on her Instagram story where
she walks into a hotel room and there's Menji in
his suit or tuxs on the ground.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I didn't even know who it was until he sat up, like, oh,
there was Menji passed out on the ground.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Did it hit really late? Because I had many conversations
with Menji and he was quite normal.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
It was a little bit later in the yeah, a
little bit.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
I mean he was raging to the spasmatics, having a
great time. At one point in the back Bort was
going to do something. He's like, can you watch Menji
for me for like ten minutes and I was like okay, yeah.
So then I gave him some chicken. I was like,
do you want some like chicken wings? Trying to get
like food was there's chicken wings?

Speaker 10 (51:16):
Like okay, you just say right?

Speaker 2 (51:17):
There was ripped. It turned out just alcohol.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
I thought it was very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oh it was, Yeah, I had a great time, guys.
From what you recall, first first Wood Show event and
then Morgan, you had a good time, I saw and
I had a great time social butterflying. Yeah, she did
not bring Cobbo. She she did not bring. I didn't
see him.

Speaker 10 (51:40):
I danced with both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me
Cabo and Morgan dancer.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
He had a little moment.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, Morgan, I was with you a lot. I never
saw him.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Well, I feel bad when events like this, like I
bring my friends and he was there with his friends.
But I really I'm just talking to a bunch of
people all the time, so I can't.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, intentionally, she intentionally kept him. Well from that, he
was right there in the crowd with everybody. Apparently she
kept him away from me, kept away from Gina, did them.
I didn't hang out with him, but I saw him. Yeah, yeah,
all right, he was in the building.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
We take a person, We took a too, So thank.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Weekend cheers and jeers menace.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Well, of course the event was awesome, But over the
weekend I got to binge watch this TV show called
over Compensating. It's on Amazon Prime and it's about like
this gay guy in the closet and college. But episode one,
you guys will love this. I'm watching it. I go,
oh my god, that's my friend Danielle. And Danielle has

(52:40):
been on our show. She was the one that was
on Prices Right and she's in a wheelchair and she
won the.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Treadmill. Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
And it's so funny because I mean, she's so funny.
If you go to if you go to her Instagram
and look at it, which is Deluxe Diva or Diva Deluxe.
Sorry it says fat bitch. So funny. She does stand up,
so check her out. Is she playing a college kid? Yeah,
like it's like walk. It was the first episode, so
it's like welcome to college. She's part of like some

(53:10):
group of people in her forties. Well, yeah, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Sammy had recommended that show to me, so I checked
it out. I enjoyed it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
I love the music on the show too. It's like
early two thousands pop alternative stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
And when you start watching it, you think it's kind
of a goody goody show, but no.

Speaker 10 (53:24):
It's no, it's very raunchy.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Geers my Jeers is actually sam and Sammy introduced me
to a new food product that I absolutely love, and
she has it with her right now. Yes, it's actually
called it's Joe's O's Cereal bars.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, Joe's Jos.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
You find them in the kids section, and dude, they're
so freaking good. But the problem they're like peanut butter
and oreos like granola bar.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
No, it's like the cereal like it's it's kind of
like Cheerio's, but it's Joe's ohs because it's from Trader
Joe's and it's got cereal with peanut butter.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Which I'd love. Problem is it is in the kids section,
so they're not big enough.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
Oh yeah, they're smaller.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Cheers.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Like you know how I love to eat everything super
fast and just move on with my life. But they're
so small that I have to slow down to eat
them so I can save them or have two. Yeah serious,
a double up, dude, But I don't want to be
a giant fat ass anymore, so I'll eat one.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I didn't know they had a kids section, me neither,
but I had to ask. I'm like, where's the kids section?

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Well, it's kind of like it was oddly by the
alcohol section.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
It is by the alcohol section, that's right.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, Sammy Weekend Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 11 (54:40):
Cheers obviously, Woody Show, Problem and the Spasmatics were the best,
the best, so much fun.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I had the best time ever. I danced my pants
off and my gears.

Speaker 11 (54:52):
Is that I had to update my work computer and
I hate it because all the updates now everything looks different.

Speaker 10 (54:59):
I can't find anything. It's the worst.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
And I came in this morning and went different version
of Windows. Is that what happened eleven?

Speaker 11 (55:08):
So it's yeah, it's the whole computer now is updated,
and it's it's just so different. It's been taking me
longer to do everything because everything's still there, but it's
like taking you a second to find it.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
The coloring is different, the font is different, Like why
do you have to change the font? Just leave it?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Because Greg says all the time, these people have to
do something, Yeah, just something different. Yeah, they've been hanging
out there at Microsoft not doing digs forever and then
all of a sudden they have just make it.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
Look at when I worked at one of these companies
that did different this kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I'm like, how about we focus on getting more users?

Speaker 7 (55:39):
Like why are we constantly just changing the look of
little sthetic of Yeah, the interface, I.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Gotta say, though I did the update as well. The
update itself was a pain in the ass because it
took forever forever. But now that it's done and it
took me about i don't know, ten minutes to get
used to it, and I like it more. I don't
know a second. Usually Greg hates all that stuff, right.
I don't know if it's placebo, but I think the
computer works better, even it seems faster. It just it

(56:05):
just seems better, all right. But I do agree with
the initial reaction.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
It's just why did you change for the sake of change? Totally?
You have to figure out where to turn it on
and where to put put it in mode or whatever.
I think, because I'm so used to Outlook because that's
what we use for work. Now, that's what I'm on
most of the time. But man, I hate using Gmail.
Gmail is Gmail is one of those services where they
do change things quite a bit. For yeah, like, oh

(56:33):
well now this is under this little three dot drop
down thing at the top, and then just to like
forward is down here at the bottom though, but all
the other commands are like at the top, and there's
a folder that's got like a little bit of arrow,
but that's sometimes just an archive, not necessarily to move
to a different fold They changed, like the functionality like
where different things are. I find quite a bit they

(56:54):
recently got.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
I'll search for something like let's say a flight record,
and it's sometimes it's been my deleted folder. And they
got and they had a little and said, oh, check deleted,
that's gone now right.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Well, why I call emails the king of dicking around
with just making those types of changes.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
I think their search function on mobile is trash when
it comes to looking up like old things. When you
go to the desktop, you find it within thirty seconds,
But on mobile, when you type in the same thing
in the search, it just doesn't pop up ever on
the thing that you're actually looking for. But the Outlook,
I don't know. Outlook when it compresses all the emails
and like skips over stuff, I feel like you lose

(57:30):
information on Gmail.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I've set up folders and they'll be like, let's call
it house stuff, right, Greg, Just for sake of argument,
I have one thing will be outdoors and they're indoors, right,
Like you'll you'll have a subfolder under the main folder. Yeah,
for whatever, reason on the Gmail app, they'll have some
of the subfolders grade out where I can't even access it.

(57:54):
I go, why am I great out of a folder
on my own account? And I go and I've googled,
I've done everything, uh to try to go. We'll go
into the settings and make sure that this is enabled
when I do all that stuff. And for whatever, it's
the only thing I have an issue with that I
have not been able to resolve. But like it just
arbitrary decides like, yeah, we're gonna grave these folders out
and you don't have access to them.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Like flight information. I had booked a flight and I said, okay,
we emailed you your reservation. I couldn't find it to
save my life. And I realized my email has now
categorized stuff promotions like commerce, which will be yeah or
oh yeah, transactions, And I thought, where the hell did
this come from?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
And I couldn't find it. Yeah, just leave it alone, yeah, Like,
let people opt into if they want the new look
or like, I understand that there's some back end things
that you need to do to keep things working, but
make it so that people can keep the same look
or the same the same basic functionality because then it's
just this constant. It's supposed to be for convenience, right exactly,

(58:57):
it's it's it's not for continuing education. Sh Yeah, we're
having to learn just to keep the same level of production.
We have to now learn something all new, and then
your bank app will do the same thing. Hey, we're
updating it, and then it's just completely different. Eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you could set us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven, will be right back.
So the fact that he much in the word morons

(59:21):
is pretty good. You know, all had a pretty great weekend.
Who this woman in Iowa police got a call interesting.
She was naked and she was setting American flags on fire.
And when they arrived, she was naked from the waist down.
She had an American flag tied around her head. Turns

(59:43):
out the flags were stolen from around the city. I
guess there was like some big flag display up somewhere
and so she she just took a bunch of those.
Unclear why exactly she was burning them, but the officer
has found evidence of drug use, so that could have
something to do with it. And when then with the
go cuff her, she started kicking at them. She ended

(01:00:03):
up being charged with arson, assault and decent exposure that
possessed your drug para the desecration of the flag. Yeah,
the good times. It seems fun. Yeah, that's fun, and
it wasn't so fun. This lawyer in Colorado accidentally called
a female judge honey instead of your honor. I guess

(01:00:24):
he's just so used to arguing with his wife. Yeah,
that's fine, and the whole interaction just reminded him. It
must have, yeah, of some kind of interaction with with
his wife. I do have a clip of it. There
were there were a lot of smiles in the courtroom,
but the guy had a hard time getting over the mistake.
Here's the exit. This could have been three separate, but.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
It wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened in
the keys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Honey or oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Go ahead the question here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I'm sorry. I've just been totally thrown.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, imagine I'm a little thrown by that. Also, if
I'm being honest.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
You're on her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I get over it, bitch, God, clearly just slip. He
made a mistake. He caught himself right away. He wasn't
trying to bet he's the one like he's not harping
on it. I know, yeah, like you like quite frankly,
I'm it was a mistake. Well she did say go on,
but I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I've just been totally thrown Yeah, I can imagine I'm
a little thrown by that. Also, if I'm being honest,
you're on her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Well, go ahead, you've only gone a minute in seven seconds,
so the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Have you ever done that? Though? Instead of saying yes
or right, yes, ma'am u sir.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Like it's just yeah, or just to anyone, like bye,
I love you, I mean you have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
A good day. Yeah, hang out a customer service love? Sorry, Hey,
how you doing? Yeah? I know, right, I mean it happened.
It just happens. Seven seven forty four? Would he?

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
Translator of the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had. Sounding
am super smart is not important to me.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
The trans latter at the English alphabet is what you
don't retain value in that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
You guys are worry The Woody Show into another new
hour Here on The Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace Jr.
You got sea bands, We've got Sammy Morgan's here. Take
it to calls. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four text us over to two to nine eight seven.

(01:02:30):
There was a story speaking of your brain going to mush.
What do I need to retain that for?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Right, I've got computers, computer, yeah, mi t You know,
Greg's alma mater has concluded that chad GPT is turning
our brains into mush. Yes, it is making people more productive,
not even the remotely. They study divided fifty four people
with the ages ranging from eighteen to thirty nine to
three groups. They were then required to write several sat

(01:02:58):
essays using chat GPT, also Google's search engine, and then
nothing else. And then while they were writing, they were
connected to an EEG that recorded their brain activity. And
he's thirty two different areas and chat GBT users had
the lowest brain engagement. Yeah you know why because it's
so damn convenient for you. Don't like that's it requires

(01:03:21):
the least amount of brain right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Well that's what I said as somebody who went back
to school and there's all these warnings like check this box,
and you know on the honor system, you're not using
chat GPT. All these students are and they're going to
be pilots and surgeons and people that like, we have
their lives in their hands and not anything.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
And their grades are better, more access than any information
than any doctors ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
But also they're not learning anything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
They found that the chat GIBT used, by the way,
got lazier with each subsequent essay. What I'm saying resorting
to like stupid essays.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
He's not getting the point. But when you don't flex,
your brain atrophies and he just gets and you have
less exercise, that's a good way to put it, and
you have less access to look to know what you're supposed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
To be looking for.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
It's like the muscles getting flabby, so you wouldn't even
know where to go from there.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
It's it's very a Wally sort of situation. It's like
all these book nerds are buttered about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
But did you see that? Did you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
The c l A graduate in the middle of his graduation,
he was showing that the laptop, the laptop of all
his like, uh, yeah, chat GBT that he used to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
There you go graduate? Now, did u c l A
pull his? I was I was thinking about that degree. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean you're at the graduation, you know,
get the actual degree right on the stage, just like
the hand of the little scroll or whatever. Later and
then later, but once they see that, then they go.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
What I've been using chat GPT for lately is recipes.
Oh that's okay, I'll buy like chicken. It's like, tell
me something to make with chicken and coconut milk, and
then yeah, that's a great feature.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
There's a a new startup that's been raising a lot
of invested money. They got another fifteen million in funding.
They got like another five point three here just earlier.
But the two founders they were kicked out of Columbia University.
They created a tool it's called Interview Coder that helped
engineers cheat on technical interviews. And what their program does

(01:05:21):
is it uses an undetectable AI to coach people through
interviews and calls and just basically tells them what to say.
So you're doing a job interview, it tells you exactly
what to say. Well, they're quizzing you on specific things.
Oh yeah, people freeze up. I've seen it where we
interview people for things and there's some people that are
like really good workers, but they suck at For now,

(01:05:42):
it's mostly a desktop tool, but it can be used
for everything from exams to job interviews, even sales calls
for work. And the critics, there's a lot of them.
They keep trying to say this kind of stuff, you know,
shouldn't be legal, arguing that telling people what to say
is cheating. But besides work stuff, it could also be

(01:06:03):
using your personal life, like online dating, so you could
basically trick someone to thinking that you know a lot
about one of their dumb interests or like art or whatever,
and then you're really just reading off of like a script.
But still that's harmless when you real.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Life comes to it, like doing the job and things
like that, they're gonna find out quick.

Speaker 8 (01:06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
But then if you're doing the job, you know how
to do something chat GPT, yeah, they'll tell you how
to do it. Either way, you're gonna get the job done.
I think what Menace is saying is that for the smarties,
the smarty pants have just committed all this crapt to
memory or whatever. Is that that was kind of like
the people who have always been skinny or work out

(01:06:41):
are pissed about weight loss drugs because that's the thing
they always had over everybody else that Yeah, so you
did all this work, and you've worked out, and you've
worked your brain out from keeping it from the atrophying,
and you got to be the smartest person on any
given subject. Right here in this moment, Menace can be
just as smart as Sea Bass on something just because

(01:07:02):
he's got chat GPT. But see, that's the point, is
that they can sound just as smart.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
That's not what that study says. And that's part of
the brain atrophy right there, is that eventually you just
won't know anything and you you might as well be your.

Speaker 9 (01:07:15):
Yeah, what SeaBASS is missing is this is for the
people who weren't going to do the essay anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yes, that's what I was about to say.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
You're using this, It's like, yeah, because otherwise I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Not going to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
I was just about to say the same thing Sammy
just said, Like, the people that are going to want
to do the extra effort and like learn more are
always going to do that. The people that don't want
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
They're just never going to do it. What's the point
you ask?

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Because holding people are not going to be the two
people who never read a book in high school. Yeah, well,
let me ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
So what's the benefit of already knowing something before you
need it compared to you didn't know something and now
you need to know it, and so you go on
and right.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
I understand what you're saying, but that's not what that
study said. That study says is your brain. You're just
you're not using your brain. Therefore you're not stretching your creativity.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I understand. I understand that part. I'm talking about the
bigger picture of just AI in general and how people
can use it. I mean, it happens in here a
lot where like you'll look at something immediately that you
weren't quite sure about what was going on, but now
it satisfies the curiosity if it gives you the information
that you need, you just got it in no time
at all.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
You just hit the right point there, the curiosity. Because
people say, oh, SeaBASS is the Google master. I'm not
googling every phrase of every person's mouth. But when something
strikes me as nonsensical, incoherent, something that doesn't comport with
things that I know, I know to go and look
for that. But if I've been using chat GPT my
whole life, and like this study shows your brain is
just not getting used. You don't even think to ask

(01:08:40):
these questions. You don't think to have the creativity to
write this essay.

Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
But I mean, it's also the topic.

Speaker 11 (01:08:46):
It doesn't mean that that person themselves isn't curious or
want to learn certain things. They just don't care about
this particular thing that they're having.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Your own essay. Here's it either way. And I've seen
Mark Cuban talk about this, I've seen Gary Vaynerchuk talk
about it, like you should absolutely be learning how to
use AI like in some in some way, shape or form,
because you're gonna need to know how to prompt it
even though it's getting easier, like the prompts don't have
to be as exact as they did when it, you know,

(01:09:14):
first came out. But like if you were just one
of those people who are like a lot of older,
older people, like our grandparents, Like when computers first came out,
they go, I don't need I have a secretary, I
don't need to know this I'm gonna have And they
wanted to do things that the computers are here to stay.
AI was here to stay, so you better get used
to it. It's not going the cats out of the bag,

(01:09:36):
and you can't put that back as a tool, though
not as a replacement. I think by the time it
gets to that point, it'll be built into stuff. It'll
you're like, but Greg's saying, sure, well, I want to
make you know some kind of chicken dish tonight, and
it'll say, oh, do you want to in this listening
of course, do you want to what kind of thing?
Do you want to do? Something Italian? And here's here's
some options. Here's the ingredients.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Not quick how do I do eye surgery?

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
But my own VISEECTIMU right just spits out a recipe
because if you're specific about it, like hey, I got
some chicken, I got some coconut milk, give me a recipe.
It's not just like a Google list where you have
to click on it read all these different It tells you, yeah,
here's what you're making those common things.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Here's here's that it's easy for you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
It'll know your skill set and know what you're able
to do, and maybe even say, but I'm want to
trusting a little more complicated and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
What I like about it too, make it for you.
I am looking into somebody, especially on a research type
of like I've been doing a little bit of that
with some of this other stuff that I've been working
on on the side, and like you need something from
I don't know, like a government website, per se, where's
the where's the law or the you know, the guideline
on this based on their policy and it'll say article
whatever do and it gives you a link to the

(01:10:41):
page of their website that explains all that. But it
can break it down to you in layman's terms, right,
and so that's pretty cool. But this article is saying
AI might be just as threatening to employers as it
is for employees. So people keep talking about how it's
going to replace your job, but it's also a risk
for the employers, and it goes into it goes into

(01:11:04):
that a little bit because when you're talking about like
these are people that you're interviewing who don't necessarily know
what the hell they're talking about. So it's a risk
for them because now you're wasting time and money and
effort correct to get that on to employ them when
they can't honestly do the job. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah, But We're all constantly told that we can get
our lives to be made easier with certain things like menaces,
refrigerator that tells them, hey, you're out of milk or whatever.
You're watching machine, We'll let you know when your laundry
is done. Like, you know, life wasn't as hard as
everybody says it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
Was, well delivering a meal, like you said, with doort
action stuff like that, what does delivering meal become hard?

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
There was one of those videos that showed up on Instagram,
and if you could trigger a midlife crisis with a video,
this would have been in because I was watching I
showed it to you, the nineteen ninety five video where
it's a nineteen ninety five high.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
School Oh my god, it just all it was galgia.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
All it was was just showing kids, high school kids
with a camcorder. Yeah, like in class or hanging out
their friends at lunch. And it's just like a montage
video of like how life kind of And as someone
I graduated in ninety five, it's like, Wow, No one
person's on a phone, everybody's kind of interacting. Everybody seems
happy and light and joking around. Now of course those
are you could still do that. You could just find

(01:12:19):
clips of people who are happy and laughing and cut
them all together today, but it was injured because not
one person was on the phone, didn't any shot in
the background or anywhere. And it was just as much
as things make things easier, sometimes it makes other things
way more difficult. Yeah, definitely relationships. Yeah, other things that
you didn't even have to think about before now are

(01:12:40):
issues for people are screwing people up. But like watching it,
I was like, oh man, those are good times. We
wereation if one video could trigger a midlife crisis and
you didn't need an app for every store you go
through it. Well, dude, Salt Lake City, they're looking at
using AI to answer nine to one one. Oh no, sweet,

(01:13:02):
I don't I don't hate that. I don't hate it.
Most of them are working with us and shouldn't be
going to nine on one and it's inputting information. It
could pick him about you know, thirty percent of the
four hundred and fifty thousand non emergency calls they get,
So it wouldn't be for I'm having a heart attack
or someone's breaking into my house. It would be for
the stuff that Sea Bass calls for, like there's a
guy masturbating outside the seven eleven and I wanted to stay.

(01:13:24):
And it's just transferring information into a computer, right, yeah,
so that's I think that's fine. Yeah, and it can
assign it to whatever it needs to do, puts it
in and done, dispatches it. Yeah. Uh, so late to
the party. I had never been to a prom before,
right now. Granted it was our own prom week, fake prom,

(01:13:45):
but I you know, I hadn't been to one before.
I was late to the party on proms.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
And that was pretty much a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, it wasn't Yeah, exactly what a moment is.

Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Yeah. And then you know, coming off a June teenth
there was a whole group of slaves who had no
idea that they were free.

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
Yeah, no one told them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Horrible right late to the party, right, so late to
the party. What have you never done? Like, I never
went to a prom. My wife kept making references to
the movie Carry because I guess there's a problem in that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
O's okay, there's a prom.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I don't know, I've never that was the thing. I've
never seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
But see that's such a cultural I've never seen it either,
but cultural very well aware of the end it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Horror movie or scene. Yeah, I know that. That's all
I know. It's a horror movie and it culminates at
the prom Okay, I didn't know that. I had no
idea so late to the part. There's another late to
the party never Never people that go, oh, I've never
never been on an airplane still exists? Man, it's never
been to do bay. People who have never left their
own state. Yeah, or something that you took forever to experience,

(01:14:43):
like you finally got around to watching Breaking Bad? Or right, yeah,
late to the party eight seven seven forty four? What
were you late to the party on? Or what are
you still? You haven't gotten there yet? Still haven't been
to the party the Woody Show? So what is something
you have you've never done? You're late to the party
on it? Or maybe you just took forever to experience it,

(01:15:07):
because you do have when you when you finally discover something. Man,
where has this been my whole life? It's been around
for ten years? Yeah? Like I felt that way about
Breaking Bad? Like why did I? Or better yet better
call Saul? I tried it and I quit on it
too early. I've tried four times because I watched Breaking
Bad person. I love that, but then I started right

(01:15:28):
into Better Call Saul, and I couldn't make it past
that first episode, which is mostly in black and white
and him at the cinemon Yeah, and I'm like, it's
way more and I'm like, ah, forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
But the rest of it's just like Breaking Bad.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
But yeah, but then once you get into it, like
that's what you say, and I think I made it
to episode four, I'm like, I just can't follow it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I got it, got there so good. The first season
really is like that, though it's all legal drama.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Yeah, it's really good, hard to follow at a certain point,
and it makes me just want to watch Breaking Bad again,
which is which I've already watched twice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
So we got people text again. You can call in
eight seven seven forty four. Woody. Yeah, like the prom thing,
that's another one. I was I'd never been to a prom,
but now I have. Yeah, it was a Woody Show prom,
but still now I've been to a prom. June teens,
we're talking about how it was like this whole group
of slaves who had no idea they had been freed.
Nobody told them late to the party on that news. Yeah,

(01:16:21):
one goode better, better late than ever.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
My recent one was the Nathan Fielder stuff Nathan for You,
and it's it's so up your Alley Woody like you would.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Yeah, I don't especially those things.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
I have a TV show on too, Mandalorian Love It.
Thought it was fantastic and I'm not really a big
Star Wars person. Also, Yellow Jackets, these shows have been.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Ound since twenty nineteen, in twenty twenty one, and they're
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Yellow Jackets is good. It's so good. How about late
to the party on dermatology, like, I'm going to make
an appointment. Oh yeah, I'm gonna make I'm gonna make
an appointment. Remind us why, because I always thought that
going to the dermatologists was for chicks. I think that's
just for facials and things like that. Botox. Yeah, facials

(01:17:08):
and botox. I thought that was pretty much all.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Skin cancer.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
They do that, and now I know this, Gina, but
they do related craft. They do lasers and peels and
things that women are into. Yeah, what's the what's the
thing that you and my wife are just talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Planing?

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
I don't think she wanted you to know that. And
I was like, oh, maybe that was a secret. We
were talking about derma plane, which is essentially a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I just don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
Yeah, okay, good, so it didn't gross you out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
No, I just don't get it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Yeah, it's shaving essentially.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Yeah, so chicks are shaving, but they can't call it shaving.
They got to call it derma planing.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Take this really sharp razor and they'll just like hold
your skin really tight and like shave off the sleugh
off the skins.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Straight razor shape. Right. And I got that at hammer
and Nails, so smooth. Talk about party. We've been doing that. Yeah,
guy's been doing that for sure, and sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:18:00):
And I'm someone who went to who had my first
dermatologists this year. What it's not much, it's it's pretty boring.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Well, no, I figured, like now that I know exactly
what they'll do, it seems like something that you should
do at some point, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Do they get like the magnifying glass out and like
go over your body.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
It was very slow. Yeah, I don remember I went
because I had that system my sack. Yeah, I mean
she did a full over, she did. I made her
do the on silver, so she wasn't just looking at sack. Yeah, yeah,
they kind of way every male every march. See that's
the thing. I have, like almost no males remarks. So
she just looked at it and she's like, you're fine. Yeah, yeah,
it's just a sist.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, it'd be good to know though.
I mean, it's good. Hey, I got to call an
oscary scheduled as we'll make a But I'm like to
the party on dermatologists and what they do, and that's
not just for women. Along those medical lines. I've I'm fifty.
I can't even remember fifty four. I've never had a
prostate exams? Shouldn't I have had?

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
I literally does it fifty?

Speaker 8 (01:18:54):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
You are think I believe thirty? Just so would it
be weird when I go to the doctor to say, like, uh,
can you do one of them? Or do you request it?
Or should I think?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
When you call for your appointment, you say, by the way,
I think I need a prostut.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
No, I think when you go for do you do physicals? Yeah? Okay,
so the annual physical they're supposed to I would think
got a terrible doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
I guess you have to ask and you just go
to the guy who I talked about colonoscopy with and
he'll be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Is there any history of prostate cancer or anything in
your family? Yeah, grandfather will definitely go.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Yeah, and it's so treatable.

Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
If you're getting early.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Start, got to look into that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Yeah, it's getting younger and younger on the prostate stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, it is. Well, the kolonoscary is down to what
forty forty five five? It depends on your personal risk
factors for most men at average risk, uh, around fifty Yeah, yeah, good.
They'll recommend a periodic ps A blood test. You might
just possibly Oh, digital rectal exam? Does that mean? But

(01:19:53):
with fingers? That's what I thought of process?

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
That's digital digital, your digits.

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
I think they're starting with, not a computer.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
The p s A test I think has replaced a
lot of just the like finger first.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Oh, I thought it was all only finger Yeah too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Our friend Tony Tony Mott said he didn't see Top
Gun until after the sequel came out.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
My husband saying that's crazy gets weird.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
It's weird if you're if you're young enough, it just
wasn't on your radar.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Well, no, I mean he's my age, so I mean
for for people our age and everybody say, if you're
a dude, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
You know, I know Reg will get this, and I
know what you'll get this. I was so late to
the party on the ribbi like that cut of steaks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Really, it's the only stick on earth as far as
I'm I care about, what were you eating if you
were going to have a steak like Fla.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
And I didn't realize, well because I didn't eat beef
for a number of years and I don't have a
reason why. I just lost my taste for a griping
Kansas had enough of it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
But then I started eating it again. I was like, oh, Fla,
that's kind of tender and normal.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
I'm all Rabbi all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
I like a good now that we're talking about food.
I was so eight to the game and discovering how
much avocado's rule so freaking hard. Yeah, I was so
against it. I was like you, Woodie. I was like, oh,
it has a weird texture and it's obviously it's green.
I don't want it, but.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
It's greeny.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
It just rules so hard on everything. Four six times.
Getting a pedicure as a man, I was non tip,
but once I did it now forever, dude, I'm tad
the same thing. I'd never I never did anything like that,
but yeah, Hammer and nails Man, just all about that now. Yeah,
and then people are texting over over to two two
nine eight seven, couple of the other ones. Hey, yeah,

(01:21:39):
I've never seen one Star Wars TV show movie, you
name it nothing, Star Wars. Never seen any of it.
I've only seen the first one.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Oh really, that was one that I was late to
the party on.

Speaker 11 (01:21:49):
I watched it probably a few years ago for the
first time and became obsessed with it, to the part
where I was like, how come more people don't know
about this? Nobody told me about this, which was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Here's what. Sorry for the TMI, but tampons. I try
them as a teenager but hated them, probably because I
did it wrong, and they just never tried again for
some reason until I was in my mid thirties. Game Changer, Wow,
super way to the tamp party. Welcome.

Speaker 8 (01:22:14):
But after that, then the next step, Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Is the flex disc.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Oh yeah, I got to give that a big thumbs down.
Remember when I tried it?

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
Yeah, yeah, you tried it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
But I think they also gave me like a double XL. Yeah,
I didn't know for you.

Speaker 10 (01:22:30):
Yeah, it's and you have to get used to it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:32):
It takes a little bit to get used to. But
they're amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:22:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Two nine says I've never had sex. I'm a thirty
three year old certified virgin whoa religious You got your certificate, don't.

Speaker 8 (01:22:44):
There should be a service for that, like and I'm serious,
like somebody who like a professional.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
And you hear about like sex therapist, like a cherry taker.

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
Well that's the thing is hooker's danger obviously illegality and
lots of places I think should be like callt therapy
right exactly, learning on the job.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
You're from the two o nine, Like kids have kids
when they're like thirteen. There, I don't understand why you're
not getting laid.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Four sixty nine. Late to the party smoking weed with
all my friends. I did it. I was kind of
prude once, but once I tried the best trip of
my life. Nice all right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Still late to the corn bread party. I've never had it,
never had corn bread.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
I can solve that problem for anyone who's afraid of cornbread?
Can I tell you how afraid?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Who's afraid?

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Who is just like some people say, it's a texture
thing and it just doesn't to them corn bread corn bread.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
That's more like a really really exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
I can totally change this for you. My mom made
it this way my entire life. Two boxes of corn
bread mix with one box of yellow cake mix combined,
everything get together legal two exactly, and it's sweeter and
it's fluffier.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Two boxes of cornbread, one box of yellow cake mix.
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Well, just sound them is the bad, but it's just
way less great.

Speaker 8 (01:24:03):
I think it's not an afraid thing. I think it's
a cultural thing, like certain parts of the country just
don't have it like other parts do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
It's not like a daring thing. What part of the
country wouldn't have corn bread, It wouldn't be familiar with it,
I said.

Speaker 8 (01:24:13):
Growing up in Nashville, I see it way less almost everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Else in Nashville. I mean, I mean, no, no, no,
I thought I thought you were saying.

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
You didn't really say, Okay, I got that back everywhere
in Nashville, but I go to other places, I see
it almost nowhere, and it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I just wanted to Trader Joe's for the first time
ever at fifty six years old. Ground, welcome to Heaven. Yeah,
late to the party. I've never been to a club
that's from Victoria. No worry, you're not missing.

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
Yeah, that's more of like a lot of kids these
days just don't go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah, they're not interested. Annoying. Yeah, what's something you're late
to the party on? You've never experienced, you've never done it,
or it could be you know, like the Mandalorian. Yeah
just started, just started for me, Tony who just saw
a top gun for the first time. We're ready, rare.

Speaker 10 (01:25:00):
You hear Burger media.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Rare bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian. He's the best, honestly,
the right or something you're late to the party on.
Somebody said, hey, much like you would hobbies. Never had one,
finally got one. Wish I would have done it years ago.
Sane the hobby. Yeah, sane. Late to the party. I'm

(01:25:26):
a twenty nine year old gay man and I'd never
been to a Pride event until this year. It wasn't
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Oh, Craig's four one, not much, am There're more for.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
The straits now there you go, he'd asked. This is
from two two five late to the party returning my
shopping cart. There we go. I didn't know how immature
it was just to leave it in random places.

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
I appreciate that, but you were your parents failed you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I don't think it was that big a deal until
I would say, really, I didn't really notice it all
that much until somebody else pointed it out. Like I
wouldn't just notice it on my own. It's you, of
all people, because I put my cart back. It's just
the normal baseline of Yeah, but I think it has
gotten worse.

Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
You know, you can talk to your grandparents or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
They would say, yeah, they didn't even have cart returns.

Speaker 8 (01:26:13):
We just took it back to the front of the store.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
That's where it went.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Beau correct, Well, you'd have to notice if it was
it was shoved into somebody's parking space.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
But like when Greg brought it up about like some
cart hitting his car at oh, yeah, that sucks, and
then we started talking more about it, and then the
cart narks thing became a thing at some point from Greg.
I don't know about that, no, But my point, my
point is like it wasn't until somebody brought it up.
It's something I've always done. Yeah, just because that's an
OCD thing, not even my cart. I'll find myself grabbing

(01:26:43):
some of the random cards and bringing them myself. Like
if it's propped up on what do you call it curbing, like,
I'll not I'll take that back up there.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Yeah, it sucks. I never got to experience when I
worked at a grocery store. They came later. Was the
the little like well it is like the golf cart
thing that pushes all the because I would push like, yeah, cars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Cars by myself. Yeah, that's that's pretty cool. And now
they got the machine. Never tried sushi. Oh you're missing.
I was kind of late to the game on that.
I was probably what, uh, late teens.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Nine five one says oh wait, no, nine two five,
I'm late to the party. Sixty one years old. I've
never seen the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
Oh, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Really nine, I'm thirty nine. I cannot ride a bike.
That's suspect. Wow, that's weird. That is that is suspect.
Here's one and a five six two. Never been to
a concert?

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Huh oh okay, how do you not stumble upon a concert?

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
It's anything like a concerts in the park Or.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
And then somebody said they just had never tried it.
They finally tried it. They're kind of into it. Anal Yeah,
it's always kind of curious about it. Never dabbled and
then dabbled. Now they're like an anal hall, like an
anal adic, like a butt slut and a little hardcore
butt slot. All right, well, thank you for sharing. Late
to the party. Phones open for eight seven seven forty four.

(01:28:12):
What he text us these people have over to two
to nine eight seven, will be right back, will be
right back. Yeah, this a woody show. All right, Welcome
back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday morning today Sea Bass,

(01:28:34):
it's International Women and Engineering Day, which, oh, is there
any day you want to shout out lead feminist and
also a person who graduated with their degree in an
engineering degree chemical engineering? That's right, Yes, anything you like
to say on the occasion, let's be let's have more
of you please, Okay, Yeah, you said it was a
bunch of dudes, right, Well that when you were in school.

Speaker 8 (01:28:53):
Here's a term called the ratio that is still applies
to all engineering schools. And that's why dates men and
engineering schools have to go to other schools because the
ratio is bad for them, so.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
You got to get them STEM programs going.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Mm hmm. Yeah, what Greg, It's insect Week. Okay, at
the beginning of insect Week, thank you, I'll tell you.
It's International Windows Day, which I'm assuming is probably computers.
I don't know. I hope it's just probably It's let
it Go Day. It's National Hydration Day. This will finally
you're like eighteen gallon jug of water that you're carrying

(01:29:26):
around will come in hand. Guess it is a National
Family owned and operated business Day, National Pecan Sandy Days,
that National Carriage Day. Porridge that sounds old timing.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
From like five hundred years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
Yeah, yeah, cold we had they served as porridge at
the Beast games like porridge hot or whatever. Yeah, it
multimeal yeah, and then uh Samy, do I have this right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
Uh, this would be something you National writer Day? How
much old typewriters or something?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
You have one?

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:30:04):
Yeah, yeah that I that I took apart and cleaned
and put back together.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Like the messages in the typewriter change seasonally, do they not?

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
They do?

Speaker 11 (01:30:13):
Yes, she knows over at Christmas time, and she loved
that I had the letter that Ralphie writes in a
Christmas story to Santa.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
I have it in the typewriter, typed up as as
stay called.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Why do you think of something like that? Kind of amazing?
It's above and it's okay, yeah, it's It's what I
want for Christmas. Notice it And if you do your
head well right, you would.

Speaker 9 (01:30:39):
Never notice it until you stop to read it, and
then you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
My god, do you do it for all the holidays?
Are you going to do?

Speaker 6 (01:30:44):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
Hey, fourth of July?

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
I can do the decoration of it depends.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
What did June tenth one say? Did you have one
for juneteen?

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
I've actually only done it for Christmas so far, But
change your memo.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
For two years. You can't talk about late to the party.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
All.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
I can't see Greg being a fan of of old
tiny appliance is just being left out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
It's a little like I don't like ladies, and I
also don't like utilitarian things sitting out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Yes, you know, like when you have a rechargeable vacuum cleaner,
but it's just out where you can see it should
be in the garage closets.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Chocolate tins. Yeah, I know a family member that collects
chocolate tins.

Speaker 8 (01:31:22):
Have you seen chocolate tins whatever, popcorn tins whatever to
be sitting out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
No, yeah, not for show. My grandma used to she
had one. It was the round blue one. Everybody had
those kind of looked like that, but boring cookies, the
Danish whatever. And she kept like old packets of instant
sanka one in there. My grandma has like sewing stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
In Medicine's happening in the world of entertainment, well, you
know radio and TV personality Wendy Williams. Yes, her X
has filed a lawsuit against the state about her gardenship
for two hundred and fifty million dollars, saying that you know,
they've gotten way too involved in this.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
My question is I looked into this and I go,
does this involve him not getting two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars a month in alimony?

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
That's insane, that's insane.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
I mean, way to go, Yeah, a multi billion if
he's not getting that, I'm assuming that's why this lawsuit
is happening. But there has been multiple stories where she
has past tests where that she doesn't need a gardenership,
but she's still in it, and they don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Yeah, I find it really interesting. I mean the Britney
Spears one, this one. Yeah, you hear about like someone
has dementia like that, I understand, like, yeah, like a
if it's actually diagnosed, right, like who to stop working
to look after their wife or somebody? Ll no, jay leno,
you stop working. But now he's looking after his wife

(01:33:00):
full time, caring for Yeah. Yeah, so I understand like that.
But in this particular case, is she crazy? Yeah, she's nuts,
but she'll like that she's always been nuts and are
you not allowed to be crazy? Correct? There are plenty
of other crazy people that we just released back onto
the streets who do like violent things or other really
crazy things like let this woman live her life.

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
She's doing interviews podcasts like I don't understand why she's
under this, yeah, and why is totally understood?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
And why is it so difficult to get it to like, Hey,
is there a place you go and you have an
evaluation and if you pass it, you're fine. If you don't,
then fine, you're still under a guardianship or whatever. Yeah,
but why is it so difficult to just do that?
What's taking I feel like we've been talking about this
for five years testing center. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
Also one of our favorites Hugh Jackman. He was out
shopping in New York City and then he started to
get mobbed by people. The crowd just started getting larger
and larger, and he wanted to get out of there,
so he just hopped in a random car, like a
black car. It wasn't an Uber, it wasn't a Lyft
or anything like that. He just looked, he said, it
looked like, you know, a private driver. So he got

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in the car and just paid a random person to
get him out of there.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
That's cool in the.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
In the early days of Uber, did you ever get
into the wrong car? Because I definitely did. And then
also when I drove a black what did I drive
a black uh Prius? People would hop in my car
all the time. I would stop somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
I never got into the wrong car, but I had
people get into my car and then they would just
sit there. I said, can I help you? Which is
why I don't think this Hugh Jackman thing is is cool.
If I was the driver of that car, I'd be like,
what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Get out?

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
He would have saved me. I'll kiss you but he
immediately would have said, Hey, I'm a huge Jackman. I'm
going to give you X number of dollars, please get
me out of here. I still question the validity Jack,
What did you do? Did just rob a Banks here? Yeah?
I mean would you recognize him imediately? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
I would, but not every single person on earth would.
I don't think that's a very cool manuve.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Oh geez, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Right? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Well, speaking of New York, and you know how entertainment
news sites make stories out of nothing. My thing is
they make news stories about Instagram posts all the time.
Like people, it explains the whole Instagram post, but they
make stories about it all the time. Now, here's just
a nothing story that I want to share with you.
The recent red carpet happened at for the F one movie,

(01:35:31):
and Brad Pitt was there, obviously because he stars in
the F one movie that comes out this Friday. But
Angelina Jolie was in New York at the same time,
and guess what she was doing? Grocery shopping? Who he
was in New York? She was in New York at
the same time. And this becomes a new story just
because they were in the same city at the same

(01:35:51):
time we're.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Talking about it. Yeah, I know, so they made a
whole article about it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
Brad Pitt dish up with the girlfriend and it's hot
enough for Brad Pitt. She's very pretty twenty twenty five,
Brad pit Yeah, she's a jewelry designer.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Yeah, and he's not enough for a good looking sixty
year old.

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:36:10):
Yeah, that's the thing. She's pretty young and she's pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
Brad looks dude, he looks solid. I got to see
that f one movie and dude, guy is rare.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
I would do if I had an alleged lower face
left a lower but that what about the rest of
the Byatti?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
His body's solid. Man, Oh my god, that is the
neatest thing I've ever heard of. Friends, Yeah, I do
or not? Okay? All right, hot ish okay, a big face.

Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Wrapping up over the weekend was this big, huge vessel
that happens on the French rivi era. It's called the
cans Lines Festival, and this is where all your famous
people and companies go just to hang out and talk
about themselves for an entire week.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
And the whole goal is to get you to buy things.

Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
And the latest thing to come out of This Can's
Film or This Can's Festival is that Walmart is going
to lean way more into the influencer game, like which
I think Costco did and has been doing very well,
where they get random people on Instagram to like talk
about the products that they have in store, fat little
kids to scream boom yeah, hell yeah, and talk about
the cookies that they have.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
It's awesome. So it looks like Walmart is going to
do that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
Also, Facebook they're going to get way into the live
stream game where you buy products on live stream, and
we talked about that company just recently whatnot that's doing
really really well.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
I still don't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
TikTok does it as well, where people are just like
on TikTok selling products, But I don't know if I
want to just like buy products at real time like
that I want to take I want to take my
time and look up something before I buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Yeah jerk. But these websites are doing really well well.
The ones that I see that I don't understand. I
understand like doing a home shopping network type thing just
on social media, fine, okay, but it's when they have
the ones and there's One person in particular is a
Japanese woman, and she holds up stuff for like half
of a second. Oh yeah, and b doesn't even say

(01:38:06):
what it is. But by holding up for half a second,
they end up selling a ton of whatever that was,
millions a pair of boots or just a hat or
whatever it is. She holds it up, takes it out
of a pink box, but hold it up for half
a second, throws it off to the side, grabs the
next thing, holds it up for half a second, throws
it off. It's not even endorsing it, doesn't say a
word about it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
It's great, and they sell a ton of that stuff.
I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
Greg Gory, I have a question for you. Why do
the gays love golden girls?

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
What is up with that? That's a great question with that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
I mean, first of all, like, yeah, it's our demographic.
Like older women, they're they're like, they're fun to be around,
easy to talk to. We always just say that's the demographic.
They're caddy, they hang out. They don't have any discernible
source of income. Yeah, that's a typical game. They have
no career. It's the gay dream.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Hangout snack.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Yeah, this is right, it's it's campy and the one liners.

Speaker 9 (01:39:04):
Yeah, I mean doesn't love Golden Girls.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Everyone well during a panel because it is Pride month. Still, Uh,
there was this panel with the old producer for the
Golden Girls, and she did confirm that be Arthur and
Betty White did not get along, sharing a story where
Sophia she you know, the oldest one, Yeah, that she

(01:39:32):
would like forget her lines while they were taping the show,
and Betty White would do this jokingly, do this joking
move like she was drinking, like on the job, just
just for the live audience to like, you know, to
laugh about it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
Yeah. Well b Arthur did not like that and call
her the C word.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
And still Getty is technically the youngest one, right, but they.

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
Made her look the oldest. So yeah, they did not
get along, just confirming that, Yeah, the gays and the
Golden Girls, they love it and they love it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:40:04):
Did you see I know this has been out for
a little bit, but did you see that Ryan Lockty
is getting divorced divorce and believe it or not, his
wife is trying to give full custody.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
I don't know why it's Ryan Lockty did what guy
got gold medals? Right? And he probably be super fun
around kids. Yeah, the question is what does he do now? Right?
That's always my question. Like, okay, so you had a
moment in the Olympics, right, It doesn't always two million huge,
you know, money and success just endless. Like Sean White,

(01:40:39):
the snowboarder, the flying Tomato where he calls himself he's
got money, right, but he he parlayed his success with
that into all the other So he was doing all
the other snowboard events and everything else, like the swimmers
from nobody. Swimming is one of those things that people
only watch during the Olympics, right right. Snowboarding people will
still watch, right, or they'll do these X game type

(01:41:00):
things or whatever. Swimming you're only watching during the Olympics.
How do you parlay that into endorsements a year after
the Olympics are over? It depends, So you have to
capitalize on that moment. Take whatever you've earned. Sean White
put it into a bunch of different businesses, and so
he built all these other businesses. What did Ryan Lockey do?
I guarantee he was not some kind of like business mogil.

Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
Also he wasn't the number one guy, you know, Michael felt, Yeah,
Michael Felders.

Speaker 8 (01:41:25):
Now he said, the only thing you can do at
this point is swim coaching, which is actually, if you're
in a top tier Division one program is a six
figure job. Now, Ryan Lockey is a big dumdu dork.
Oh if I should say, sorry, not do?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
He was a gronk of swimming, don't you? Okay, he was,
but he didn't parlay it like gronk did. He's got
a net worth of three hundred thousand dollars fast. Yeah,
so just think like he can only afford one month
of alimony that what's her name has to pay the
excell Yeah, one month and then he's got fifty grand
to his and that's it. Jud jud j. Ryan, thank

(01:42:05):
you very much, Menace. Go time for your birthdays and
your Monday Porto birthday got show shiver oday. We're gonna
let it's shiverday. We're gonna sit patage.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
She was like, it's shiverday and you know we don't
be able today.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
And starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Francis McDorman,
the Academy Award winning actress. She was Marge Gunderson and Fargo.
She's fantastic. She's sixty eight years old today. Selma Blair,
star of Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde, Big MS activist. She's
fifty three years old today. Melissa Rosh. Fans of Big

(01:42:44):
Bang Theory know her is Howard's wife Bernadette, and she
was also on that reboot of Night Court. She is
a judge. She's forty four. Singer Jason Moraz is forty eight.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Clarence Thomas is seventy seven today.
Josh Swheeton, who created Buffy, the director of The Avengers.

(01:43:04):
I never realized this. I don't know how, but he
wrote Toy Story. What he was the main screenwriter for
Toy Story, so apparently it was like a pretty bad script,
Like the original idea for the story was pretty bad.
He's the one that brought all the most important elements together,
finalized and made it to what we now know and love. Okay,

(01:43:27):
I had no idea. I thought he was like the
dorky Buffy guy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Did he write that kind of horror comedy movie Cabin
in the Woods?

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
I love that, right?

Speaker 8 (01:43:34):
My question with that is, Okay, great job, Toy story
classic obviously, why even accept the script if it sucks?
If you're Disney, like, oh, yeah, we need to hire
somebody else to fix this. Maybe they saw there was
something there, because there clearly was.

Speaker 9 (01:43:45):
Yeah, that happens with a lot of stuff about why
what did you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
Just needed what they call it punched up right?

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Because they needed it to work?

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Yeah, and then he did something and he got canceled
or I forget what that was like.

Speaker 8 (01:43:55):
It was very Yeah, he got real, he got like
a rough, like a very soft metoing right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Yeah. I think so. He's sixty one years old today.
Hall of Fame running back Ladanian Thomlinson is forty six
and music producer and og American Idol judge Randy Jackson.
Guess how old he is today, Greg, I'm gonna go
with sixty nine. He's sixty nine years old, Yeah, Randy.
Your porno birthday today is Alexis Fox and today's birthday girl.
She has seen more Johnson's than someone at a Johnson

(01:44:22):
Family reunion one thousand and one hundred and forty two
fine films, including Dirty Sex of the Bowling Alley. She
was in Serving Hot Pie to the Neighbor Volume one.
She wowed the Arii crowd and a guide to outdoor
sex as well as Pervert in the Park Volume one.
She was in All in a Day's Squirt. Also Alexis's

(01:44:46):
dildo Harvest Harvest who could forget her unforgetable role in
There's Something Special About That Hole? Oh yeah, what a
figure on? Yeah, we're in it. That's Alexis Fox, who
is fifty years old today and at your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Monday morning look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment here on

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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
Yeah, you only live once unless you believe in reincarnation,
in which case you have failed multiple times already.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
True. It's like the movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray
love it and he just started getting creative, like just
creative ways to kill himself. Yeah, and to start all over,
although it would be kind of nice, like let's say
you have those days right, yeah, where nothing's going your way. Yeah,
you just step in front of a train, and then
you wake up the next day and you start over again.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
That's now reincarnation different because now you might come back
as like a treepper or something really lame. All right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woes Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we it appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day, s MD.
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