FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 26th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Thursday, it's free Friday. It's June the twenty sixth,
twenty twenty five. Good morning, and thank you for being here.
I'm Woodie. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace is here?

(00:58):
What hi? Social media you can find us there at
the Woody Show. And it says the social media director
would love that if you do that. We got to
Gina Grat Good morning. There's Sea Bass. Sammy is here.
We got bored and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department. We got von our video producer. He
is here. Morgan is here, our associate producer is also
taking your phone calls. Eight seven seven forty four Woody

(01:20):
is the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
You can send us your text over to two to
nine eight seven. Of course, all the trending news headlines,
all the stuff to keep you updated on what's happening
this morning. We've got the entertainment stuff coming up. Birthday's
Porno Birthday the week and audio. We got that for
you today. Sea Bats will have that and a very
important thing to dig into and get to the bottom of. No,

(01:43):
you know about it. This is the thing that you
kept seeing online about the avocados.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, that isn't h this is important.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
And Greg, you're you're being enlisted. Okay, Sammy Morgan, you're
being enlisted. Yeah, we need you.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
We need to find out if, in fact of atto
tastes like clean penis, because that is the word around
the internet.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, and anybody else, by the way, open to anybody
else on the show who maybe we don't maybe we
don't know, there's other people who could speak to those to.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Say, we'll be doing a taste test.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Of which one of this two fas. Now when we
got when we got bagels, Greg wouldn't touch those. Well
you touch avocado, you do love? I eat them literally
six days a week. I did.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, Now you know I did see a story and
I thought about Greg. Remember that one time where Greg
went to this really nice restaurant, high end place, and
spent good money and then afterwards got basically chased by
one of the employees.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They ran outside, some sort of security guard type type guy.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, They ran outside and confronted Greg, saying that he
hadn't paid his bill.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I would have a heart attack right.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
In front of all these people. Held my held me
by the shoulders. Yeah. Uh, there is a story in
the news about this couple. They went to a restaurant
called the Horse and Jockey Restaurant. They ordered some steaks
and some drinks and then they left. Soon after, the
restaurant posted a video on Facebook claiming that they skipped
out and used their names Peter and Ann McGirr skipped

(03:17):
out on their two hundred dollars bill. The post goes viral,
shaming the family and the McGirrs. They owned a successful
business and they were getting a lot of heat online.
What the hell? What idiots? They said? They paid the bill.
They had proof. They took the restaurant to court over
the false claim, and the court sided with them, saying

(03:38):
that the restaurant's action caused them stress and embarrassment and
they had been awarded one hundred thousand dollars in damages.
Wow for the harm to their reputation. Now restaurant, But
did they pay? They did? Yeah, because again he had
the proof that they did. Greg, Yeah, Well, there was
proof that Greg paid. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The upshot of it was they walked back in with
me and they said, right here, here's and they picked
up that little leather thing that holds the bill, opened it.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh here it is. Thanks. You could have checked that.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
And I agree, because when people get pissed, the first
thing they do is find where you work and tank
it online. Oh yeah, so that would really cause them
a lot of stress.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
People cannot make any kind of mistake no, without everybody
else trying to come forward their livelihood because everybody else
is perfect. They've never said or done anything either in
anger or just without thinking.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Well, that was considered funny before and not funny now,
exactly right.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
The punishment is you don't get to have a house,
right right exactly Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, so I thought, I thought when I when I
saw that, Yeah, that sounds very similar. There's a play
in Menace. You would love this. There's a dumpling place
that's by my house. And I like the way they
work man, because and you would like this two Sea
bass because as a person isn't like to waste time.
You know, you go in there and they seat you,
so they give you the table, but every table has
a QR code, and so you scan the QR code,

(05:02):
you put your order in at the table. Okay, uh huh.
And when you submit the order is when you pay
before the food even gets there. You. I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Why When I get my food brought to me and
I start eating and then they come and check and
see how I'm doing, I usually say I'm great, and
I'll take the check now too.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, I will do that too. If we're in a rush,
but able to go find the people and say I
want money? Just what, there's no waiting around, You've already bede.
Now if you want more or if you need something,
you know, there's a little like call button on the
table and so you can just push that. They'll come
running over. Do you what do you need? Do you
need some more soy sauce? Do you need more? Whatever?
Why can't every drink like that? Yeah? And if you

(05:41):
want something else to eat, you want to add something
to your order, you just go right back on to
the thing and order it, pay for it, and then
you're done. They have it out.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
And speaking of and that's the thing efficiency. I don't
think Menace or Seabast will be surprised to say this
is a dumpling place that we know of and a
sushi place that we know of. They are mad efficient,
big efficiency.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
How do you tip then in advance? What's that you
tip in advance as well? Can you could? You could
tip if you want to. You could tip two on
door dash why not? But you can or just wait
till you're dump put zero when you pay for it,
like on the on the phone, and then yeah, just
leave some cash afterwards, or order one last thing before
you leave, like wait, tip for that one, like another

(06:20):
something to drink or something, and then uh, and then
just tip through that. Love it. Yeah, it's cool. It's
so fast. Are you listening restaurants? It's so good. Yeah.
At least have the thing on the table that you
can use right there and just pay for, Like the
things that have the games for kids to play. Oh yeah,
those a little like a tablet looking. I know Chili's
has those things. I love the diude.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
I went to a bar the other day where they
had like a screen on the opposite side of where
the bart turn is making all the drinks, and all
your stuff is popped up right there. You can type
the tips. Cool, then you have to flip around the tablet.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
They do it.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah cool. I was like, eight seven seven, Well that
I'll get you kicked down. They couldn't seek eight seven
seven four, Woodie send us a text over to two
to nine eighty seven without clutching my calls and turn
into a turn looks the Woody Show, and we are

(07:10):
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's a pre Friday, it's Thursday morning. Really, it's June
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg Menace, Gina
grad is here, there's sea bass, We've got Sammy Morgan
is here taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four

(07:32):
Wooding text over to two nine eight seven. We got
some of the trending news headlines coming up for you
this hour. Keep you updating all the things that are
happening today. But first, it's another Woody Show experiment. And
this is something that the Gina mentioned. This is believe
it or not, not, popped up in my feet. That really,

(07:52):
I don't know about you Menace. I don't know about
you Greg, but if it's gonna pop up in anybody's feet,
it would be Gina Gray, Sammy Morgan. Yeah, but I
had not heard this until Jina mentioned it. I hadn
either really yeah feet either.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
This was targeted advertising.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
So I saw this clip and I've seen a few
people imitating them, more than a few. Actually, I think
this might be the original clip that this whole experiment
is based on, if you want to play it.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Okay, somebody told me that avocado tastes like clean do
and I always think about that when I eat avocado,
because it's true. If you ever want to know what
clean tastes like avocado.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
And now all these people are testing the theory, and
I thought, well, we can't be left out. We have
to figure out if avocado tastes like clean pean.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, so I have heard somebody said, what was I
trying to remember? Okay, somebody said, doing that like when
you're giving a mouth party. It's like having a big
toe in your mouth, but without the nail. Sure, yeah,
that's accurate. Is that accurate?

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's like, yeah, the same shapeish.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Put your thumb in your mouth. Also, it's the same thing.
I take issue with the phrasing clean. Are people doing
this is a hard to talk about. Are people doing
it to a dirty It's funny?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Maybe there's a difference between like a freshly showered gentleman
and a not so fresh gentleman.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, I mean who would who would not want to
do it with somebody freshly.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
What you already been doing it? What about your husband?
He's a runner, he plays a little basketball? Does he
try to like throw the sweaty ditches?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
And I'm like, where do you think you're going to
put that? Like not not on me? So then he
has to go, you know, clean it up, and then
we now.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Is it just for mouth parties or like doesn't find
if it's like a sweaty and you're doing just regular put.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
In, not fine, do a regular put in that way
you because because you'll get like a U T I
for real.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
You will, Yeah, material infection somebody's out there, dirry or
the better.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
I mean, I'm not like crazy about it, but I'm like,
can you just do me a favor?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay? So the thing is does just straight avocado.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
No salt. I know it's not really good this way,
but I guess it'll.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Gina brought into avocadas, split them up and Greg Sammy
any of the penis tasters in here? Morgan Morgan well,
people in the room who have tasted peanuts.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, is that I'm not accurate deep into my memory
banks of about maybe two days.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Ago, just before I left for I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I don't know, guys, It's been hours, so I try
to remember the time. Yeah, see, if it's real it,
I'm going to keep an open mind.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
All right.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Now, close your eyes and just think of penis. What
do you think? I mean, Greggy's so much avocado and
I do every day.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
I do, Yeah, I do. Once you know what to
think about. If you close your eyes, you'll get there.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yep. I've already hated avocado and this does not help.
And who gets about food does not help.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
I get the clean part now too.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, so describe that.

Speaker 11 (11:23):
What do you mean like, because there it's almost like
there's a not soapy, not soapy taste, but clean.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I think that's the only dirty.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Yeah, that's the only.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Way to You're talking about like texture or actual taste
taste taste.

Speaker 12 (11:38):
But the texture is like clean, and yeah, maybe lotioned
up or something.

Speaker 13 (11:44):
Creamy, okay, creamy yeah, getting penis no, no, because I
think the actual penis it's devoid of flavor.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's like you said, with the big toe or the filling, Yeah, exactly,
and protein.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I feel like we need to compare them both. You know,
I don't know if there's any clean ones in the room,
though I get it.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I don't think I personally would have put it together.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
But now that i'm being you know, it's suggested to me,
I get where they're coming from.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Kind of like those lyric videos where they it's not
the real lyrics to the song, but they say I'm
here with a one eyed bear and cross the cross bear,
cross eyed bear. Yeah, that's Moore said. Yeah, and I
had to remind you of the cross eyed bear that
you gave to cross eyed bear that you gave to me.
You gave me a cross eyed bear.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
There's a bathroom on the right, the.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Right, Oh, yeah, I gotcha. Graigs still leaving me the avocado,
but I think just because he likes it. Yeah, it's
delicious question. And I know there's a lot of like jokes,
but legit because somebody said that this video came out
five years ago and I'm sorry, three one seven, Uh,
we just heard about it.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's just it's new to us.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Is there is there an equivalent the other way? Around
like for dudes, like is there a food question? Yeah,
that that tastes like a lady like clean lady like
emphasis on clean. Harry Styles wrote a song about it.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Melon sugar.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, that's what it's all about. Water. What's it called?
Watermelon sugar?

Speaker 14 (13:25):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
You've heard it billions?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I think the thing with me and then avocado. It
would be disconcerting if d had this much flavor, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
What I mean, amazing, it would be weird, like it
has zero.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, but like water doesn't have a flavor, but you
can taste it. Samy could taste the difference between water.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 12 (13:48):
I'm wondering who's the first person that was eating avocado
that thought this?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
No, see if we agree? Strawberries?

Speaker 15 (14:02):
Oh and that's summer feeling.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, it's so warm.

Speaker 15 (14:09):
Breathe me, breathe me.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I don't know. It's about challenge chicks.

Speaker 15 (14:22):
Yeah, gear out. I don't know. Water moon sugar, water moon.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Suar sounds terrible, but.

Speaker 15 (14:38):
Water sugar no?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
All right? So I don't get I don't get hints
of watermelon.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Or strawberries the summer.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I mean, I guess you could say like sweet to
like a weird but not like not sweet like he's
saying it's warm and off sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gonna
hapen daughtermelon. No summer strawberries. No, not unless they have
that like what's that stuff that strippers use, like a FDS.

(15:11):
Oh I remember, yeah, they like a feminine deodoran spray.
There was like oh I think it was called FDS.
I think you're right. You yeah, that was very nineties.
Like that's how you knew like a chick was dirty
because they smelled like FDS because they were like trying
to they were trying to disguise the stank of you
know what was going on. Oh boy?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, So Sammy, you say yes, avocado does Morgan says, yes,
you not really.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
I mean I get where they're coming from. But I
never would have put that together.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Well I never would have either.

Speaker 16 (15:40):
But like I said, if you close your eyes and just.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
Like if you're if you're trying.

Speaker 16 (15:44):
To see if it does, you can get there.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I got there. Okay, never got there.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Greig never got there. Samy can understand. Morgan, Yeah, I
got there, got there.

Speaker 12 (15:53):
Do this later, okay, I make a little sandwich.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh noise six O three said Bradford pears smell like, uh,
you know, lady, are.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Those those weird trees that are like.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh no, a woman is equivalent to putting your tongue
on a nine volt battery, so delicious. Yeah, that's not cool.
It was cool when you were a kid. You gotta
check that, lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not supposed to like,
uh not sting, but you know what I mean? Yeah, right,
we might have something going on there.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Is it like metallic? Is that what he's saying?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Is it metally like fresh peach?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Yes, Summer's Eve on the text, that's the new brand
of the spray for down below for women?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Is that the new one?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
I remember the Summer's Eve jingle from when I was
a kid.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
Do you I love when summer cool breezes for sure,
when I want that feeling, some of the Eve.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Takes me dead. The clean, fresh feeling keeps the good
times on my mind.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Some of the.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I know every jingle.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
This is what fts that's like? I remember that you
still sell on Amazon apparently, Intimate and Body Spray. There's
it's got a collegist downtologist. Okay, what's this's just extra
strength shower fresh and there's one called Delicate Breeze. Delicate
over selling it early. Yeah, all right, well it all

(17:18):
started with this video.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
Somebody told me that avocado tastes like clean deck and
I always think about that when I eat avocado, because
it's true. If you ever want to know what clean
tastes like avocado.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I will enjoy your avocados today, gentleman, Eat them up.
We're gonna a break. More Woodies Show trending news headlines
coming up for your next hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (17:41):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continue his endless search for the
perfect week.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, I'm a hair flex Sorry, I'm.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Ha, that's not my scalp. I have light brown hair
with bald highlights.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
We'll reserve. Phones are opening at eight seven seven four Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Next week, fourth July is next Friday, Yeah,
rule week. So after after today's show, we are on
the fourth of July break. We take the same weeks

(18:15):
off every year because with the with the kids being
off of school, I have like a certain amount of
time that I can bring I can bring them to
go see family when they're off and quite frankly that
next week, Like people are all over the place. With
the Fourth of July holiday following on a Friday, there
are so many people taking taking days off next week,
the listening is all messed up. We're looking at some

(18:37):
of the that makes sense, like some of the metrics
and stuff. So as a radio show, if you're going
to take a week off, this next one is a
pretty good one to do it. Everyone's leaving midweek and
already checked out. So first, yeah, just to give you
a heads up at an fyi. But yeah, there will
be shows on the air next week, and then we'll
be back a week from Monday. You know, we always
say if you haven't heard it, it's new to you.

(18:58):
It's new to you. It is ninety eighty seven Sal's
new alternative, The Woody Show and Gina Grad's got the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
The NBA Draft went down last night in Brooklyn, and
to no.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Surprise, Duke's Cooper Flag was taken number one overall by
the Dallas Mavericks. Dylan Harper was taken number two by
the Spurs, and VJ. Edgecomb was taken by Philly to
round out the top three. The draft had some funny
moments as well, with Rutgers star Ace Bailey being disappointed
that he was picked number five by Utah despite him
and his agent telling the Jazz they wanted nothing to

(19:34):
do with them, and with South Carolina star.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Collin that I would have drafted him for that same
reason to see.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Him throwing a tantrum, Colin Murray Bulls getting caught dropping
a not so happy f bomb when he realized he
was taken ninth by the Raptors, and the draft continues
later tonight with round two.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Does anybody know why he didn't want to go to
that team? M? No, And that's it. I mean a
number five pick?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, sorry but you I.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Mean a lot of people are flocking to Utah.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, what does he have against Utah?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's beautiful?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Not a fan.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Well.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Closing arguments and the Diddy trial are scheduled for today,
with jury deliberations expected tomorrow. Prosecutors surprised everyone when they
said they were going to pull back on some key
testimonies in the trial. Specifically, they're talking about the attempted kidnapping,
attempted arson and aiding, and a betting, sex trafficking, and
those were pretty big ones.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, this decision comes.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
After prosecutors had to admit that some of these allegations
were hard to prove, like the claims that he kidnapped
a former employee and set fireed a wrapper kid Cutty's car.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
So why wouldn't they have done that or known that
in the first place? Day one.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Maybe it's like pub like the jury of public opinion.
It sounds really bad, and then you're like, sure.

Speaker 11 (20:44):
But the FBI raided his house like they had stuff
on him. Where is it, like, how would probably not
have proof if that happened.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh, there's still plenty of stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I mean, Sammy Watson convicted so bad, so bad.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
The core charges of sex, trafficking and recketeria we're still there.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
But you would think that before you actually went and
brought charges, went to trial, and certainly how long this
is all dried, you would have like looked at all
this stuff ahead of time on you know what, we
really don't have that strong and then just left that
out because it then compromises the other parts of your
case that are solid. Yeah, it also makes you look stupid,
I would think to a jury because they heard all

(21:20):
this stuff and I had to say, oh, you know what, disregardless. Yeah,
so it looks bad. There's gonna be a diddy party
celebration of a big one. Get all the baby oil.

Speaker 11 (21:32):
Well they still, yeah, they do other stuff on him,
and I'm wondering if that was just to try and
improve his character, like all the other stuff that they
were talking about.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I always wondered when they say, Okay, well the jury
is to disregard, blah blah blah blah blah, you've already
heard it.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Whatever you do, don't think about a giraffe too late.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Everybody don't look exactly like there's of course the cats
already out of the bag. And maybe that's like a
I don't know to hear from a lawyer. Do lawyers
intentionally bring up stuff or say stuff or try to
introduce stuff knowing that it's going to get dismissed or
thrown out or whatever. For sure, just because they're with

(22:14):
the idea. Again, they would have already seen it, so
you can say. The judge can say, yeah, we're not
admitting that, we're not you know, we're not including that jury,
please disregard, but it's already out there.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Well, I think it's the same as when they say
something super crazy and then someone at Jackson.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Like withdrawing out there. Now, yeah, so I think it's
the same thing. We'll see.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Well, the FEDS are looking for the person who leaked
that info to the press, saying the US air strike
on around only set the country's nuclear program back a
few months. CIA director John Ratcliffe says that the reality
is a ton of damage was done to the Iranian
sites and that the nuclear program would have to be
rebuilt over the course of years. The IAEA director has
also come out doubled down on this, saying the airstrike

(22:57):
set back arounds program a lot for the person who
leaked the No, they're they're going to prosecute the person
who leaked that info.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Okay, but there's so much back and forth about oh
did this much m No, No, only did this much damage?
I'm assuming I mean whether it uh what it came
when it comes to like the nuclear program or whatever,
I did enough like who knows? But I mean you drop,
I mean those were big ass bombs. Something was done,
some kind of damage was done. But was it some
shells definitely fell over what I'm saying, But was it uh? Yeah,

(23:31):
but did it cripple the program or not. But like,
and then you get to the point where it's so
much he said, she said, he said that you go
forget it. Who cares? Yeah, and you don't know what
to believe yet at the end of the day, was
there a ceasefire or not? It's they're counting days now,
not just hours. What are you saying, menace? Like you
think you think the universe changed in two thousand and eight,
Like we're living in a different version we are, because

(23:52):
like I like, it just feels like now even though
we have so much access to information, instantaneous information, and
there are cameras and you can see things with your
own eyes, but now, because of AI and because of
all these other things, even with all that stuff, you
don't know really.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
What to believe.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah. Question, I'm willing to be objective. I'm willing to
you know, I'll believe it. I'll see it when I
believe it, right, if you know what I'm saying, Like,
you want the reinformation to be able to come to be, Like,
how do you even get real information? If you want
real information, where do you get that? I don't know exactly.

Speaker 17 (24:27):
I don't even know anymore. I have to be able
to tell you, but I don't think I can anymore
at all.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Ever since Walter Cronkite died. But what changed in two
thousand and.

Speaker 17 (24:37):
Eight, Well, two thousand and eight, they were doing a
lot of atom testing in Switzerland where there were crashing
atoms together, and they believe that, I mean, you know,
conspiracy people believe that kind of like threw off the universe.
And I believe it more and more because I feel like,
you know, the Mendela effect of like, oh, you you
remember something different, like going back to the Fruit of

(24:59):
the Loom logo, Yeah, there there was a basket in
the logo, which I always believed that there was a
basket and logo and then you go back and you
look and they go, no, there was never a basket
in the logo. And uh, you know, Pikachu had a
black tail like some you know, coloring on his tail,
but it's just about yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
His tails, but his tail has always been yellow. Like dude,
There's so many like weird things that I kind of
believe that this atom test did you know, throw things
off in two thousand and eight. It's just it's so bizarre.
Getting high with on now, right, now I'm not, dude,
look it up. It's your research.

Speaker 17 (25:39):
But these were like legit tests that they were like
crashing atoms together and so that like legit happened, and
they believe that. Yeah, I just threw things off in
two thousand and eight, and now like these things just
keep on popping up, Like, dude, I totally remember it
a different way.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
But then you go back and look at it.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Also, it's just we're on such information overload. Our brain's like, yeah, sure,
maybe there was a basket. I don't know, Like there's
just too much.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Information there was.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
I'm telling you, right, But that's what I'm saying, Like, remember,
we have way too much access to way too much,
and so we're just like we can't keep it all
in our brains.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
But in this particular thing, wouldn't it be pretty easy
to prove or disprove, right, right?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Well, somebody did have a picture of a tag from
Fruit of the Loom, and it did have the cornucopia
there you go. But then that picture.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Could have been faced well and the other one.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
And I thought this too, that it was what what
program I guess, for lack of a better word, was it
where Ed McMahon would deliver you the big check.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
No, it was not publisher's clearing house.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
That was it's like called like American something here like
so all these little like oh I.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Thought it was the publisher's stirring house. Is the one
that shows up at the door they have the big
check and the bull was another one. There's a different one. Yes,
so maybe people just like what are they call it?
Conflate right exactly?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, he it's his.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Edward American Family Publisher. There you go what.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
I'm saying, there's but there's so much random information like yeah,
I don't know cares all right.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well thousand eight guys, look, get up.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Okay, there's a new development in the case against Brian Coburger,
you know, the a hole accused of killing four University
of idahos.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
That's right, his twin.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Back in twenty twenty two, a woman has come out
and claimed she saw Coburger at the house that night
of the killings when she happened to be delivering door dash,
and she also says she told cops this a bunch
of times. Prosecutors plan to use her to help build
a timeline leading to the murders, making her possibly one
of the only surviving people who might be able to
actually put coburger near the house that night.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
He's one of those guys. Just looking at him, you
know he did it.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah, that's all you need, he.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Said, you could tell just by looking at me. I
did it face face.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah, very well. If he gets convicted, they might put
him here. Woody and menace. I definitely want to know
your thoughts on this one. A new migrant detention center
being built in Florida, right in the middle of the Everglades,
and it'll be using alligators as part of its security.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Are you serious? Alligator Alcatraz?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Alligator Alcatraz.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
And it'll be built on an old air strip that's
surrounded by swamp lands with snakes and gators.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Look, it's a great place for a prison. I mean,
forget the migrant thing for a second. Like, if you're
going to put a prison somewhere right and you don't
want it's the Alcatraz the idea. But like the San
Francisco Bay is not as littered with sharks as everybody
like other words, like just by putting a foot in there,
you aren't gonna lose it a shark. It's more like
in the Everglades, especially in this area, apparently like it is.

(28:39):
I mean, good luck it can with no prison exactly.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
If the water is wet, you're gonna get your hand,
but not.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Good luck ticket And you know what, if you survive it,
you earn it free you exactly.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Well, it's set to hold up to five thousand people
in tents and trailers with no fences, like you said, Greg,
no high walls, just nature in the National Guard keeping
the eye on things you have.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
But how that keep like the the gators from the
water from just coming in and eating all the people
on land They can go through a tent.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Perhaps it right, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Well, a lot of backlash. Of course, environmental groups say
it's a disaster for the Everglades. Native leaders say the
site holds cultural importance, and of course human rights groups
are calling it cruel and dangerous. Grocery giant Kroger is
going to be closing sixty underperforming stores over the next
eighteen months. They want to tighten operations, cut costs. Say
the move is a strategy to reinvest in other stuff

(29:28):
like fresher food and digital upgrades and better customer service.
Employees at the stores that are closing will be offered
jobs at other locations. And while sixty stores does seem
like a lot, Kroger has over twenty seven hundred stores
in thirty five states, so yeah, it's really going like
a big dent.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Well, they're fine because I alone keep them in business exactly.
Seven days are weird right now? Grets are all the time,
all the time.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
And finally, a police officer in England maybe losing his
job after he asked his female coworker to pull his
finger and then farted in her in her face and
I'll show you, I'll tell you.

Speaker 15 (30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
The coworker says she knew what he was going to do,
so when he said pull my finger, she said just
go away. But then he spun around, got on his
tippy toes and farted in her face for lessing.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
For less than six inches away, he laughed.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Now he's dealing with a disciplinary review and if the
review board decides it qualifies as gross misconduct, literally, he'll
lose his job.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
He's a jackass.

Speaker 16 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, miss doing that people in the work.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
You did it to us, Sammy at the performance.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Gross misconduct in every orifice.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Cut an arena.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Should you be fired?

Speaker 10 (30:47):
Sammy?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yes, that's what's going on. Thank you very much. More
shows next, hang on, so what do you Show'll be
right back a Woody show. Welcome back everybody, hio. So uh.

(31:09):
A couple interesting names in the news. Fun name alert.
The New York Mets. They just signed a picture whose
name is Dicky love Lady lay. Yeah, he played minor
league ball for the Twins. Technically his name is Richard
love Lady. That's the baseball card, the scoreboard we'll read.
But Dickie is his nickname and what he asks people

(31:30):
to call him. Okay, sticking with Dicky, Yeah, Dicky love Lady. Unfortunately, ladies,
Dicky has taken He's got a wife in the Caps.
So much for that.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
It sounds like an Adam Saylor movie.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
If you were named Richard, wouldn't you want to just
go by rich Dick? Over in Wisconsin, this dude whose
name is ready for this, Patches magic Beans.

Speaker 16 (31:54):
Or something.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
He was swerving on a highway. He plowed into one
of those scissor lifts and had to control auction workers
on it. Anyway, the one worker's okay, the other one
is still in the hospital. But Patches, mister magic Beans.
He was arrested. He says he doesn't remember anything.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Oh that's a good sign, which.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Could be thanks to the fact that he was tripping
balls on psychedelic mushrooms at the time, so that makes
it legal. He was arrested and taken to jail. Mushrooms
so trendy, I know, coming back, everybody on mushrooms still
want to tryumph. Oh it's fun now, Greg, what if
he did the show on mushrooms?

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Oh, that would be I'd love to see you all
on mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Bums raised. I don't want to like trip.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Out just a little, just a tiny bit.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, see what that's like.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Yeah, I don't think it would be that big of
a deal, although I have been known to throw up
like twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
After my body is like get this out. But it's
really fun after that.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
So you do it in small doses.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
And what does it do if we micro does? Nobody
would know really famous last words.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
But I do that's fun for the show.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I mean I think it would be fun.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
No, No, if you're just tripping the micro why would
that be fun If you can't even tell you know.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Other people wouldn't be able to be like you guys
are clearly tripping.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, as a listener, like, why would that be interesting?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, I guess we're gonna want to when
manace is high it's your first day, like I just
you'd feel it, and you'd feel it and you'd act
a little different.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
But we wouldn't be like arrested, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
We wouldn't be like I want to be arrested for
anything anymore. Anyway, I want to be on another planet. Yeah,
like everybody just high tripping balls and trying to do
a show. Like okay, so the idea is you got
to do a normal show, Yeah, but trip balls on
mushrooms before you begin, and then you attempt to do

(33:45):
a regular show. Okay, so that's entertainment. Like what do you?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
And I make no secret that we don't know ish
about nothing, drug stuff. I'm not cool. So my question
is nothing. If you're tripping on shrooms, do you know
that you're tripping on trooms?

Speaker 12 (33:59):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
No, you took them, right, you know you took them.
But I mean, are you out of your mind? Well?

Speaker 6 (34:04):
All it well depends on how much you take, but
all of your senses are messed with, so like you're
you're you might have like, you know, tracers, your eyes
might be being.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Like wah wah. People might look different a little halucive,
but in.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Your mind, you know.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
We know what I'm doing as opposed to what just.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh my god, what's face was turned into a tomato?
Well you know that's because of the mushrooms.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
But some people do that call the police. We've heard
those calls. Yeah, Like so it depends.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
But you know, like if somebody said, what are you
on something, you'd be like, yes, yeah, you know, took acid.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Yes, But some people still make those calls, will be
like I think I'm going insane, Like.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Okay, you ate a thing of brown or you think
your walls are bleeding? Right again, No way to not
sound square, Greg, But I know, is acid still the thing?
You never hear about that anymore questions? Yeaheah, it's still
a thing for sure.

Speaker 16 (34:54):
Yeah, you're just not in the crowd. I guess.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I guess not talking about I never tried it because
of the name, like who would want to put.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Acid in with them?

Speaker 16 (35:04):
Crowds and festival crowds and that.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Kind they called it something again, definitely destroy your brain. Okay,
is Molly the same as acid.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
No, No, okay.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
What the hell do I know? Molly's like ecstasy? Right? Yes?
And acid is something on its own?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Acid is acid?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
We're learning, Yes, I know eight seven seven forty four.
People are like, oh, he had an eight ball. IM like,
I don't know, but that I don't know what I mean.
We've we've talked about that before. Even though I heard
it someone told us Greg and I didn't commit it
to memory in one ear out the other information freebasing
as well, free base, right do Yeah, whatever you say,

(35:45):
whatever you say, you junkie, I guess. On the other hand,
Gina knows a ton.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, I like information.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Sorry, have you done a bunch of drugs?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Not lately?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Okay, that's what I'm saying today.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
In college, you try everything, right, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Did you go through a phase where he's like, pretty
much anything that would be put in front of you,
you would try, you seem.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Maybe I mean I was, Yeah, I guess in college.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Yeah, because whatever my friends were doing, they were like,
you want to try them, like, I'll try it once,
but I don't have I've proven, I guess I don't
have an addictive personality. So I've tried all this like
once or twice. It's not for me, but it was fun. Okay,
I'll do it again if you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Wont or when they say something like oh he got
a gram like is that a lot? Is that a
little even as a drinker. Oh he had a fifth
of vodka? Okay, sure it doesn't sound like a lot.
One fifth tire bottle, A fifth of what ye.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Like? A fifth of a like an Olympic sized swimming pool,
A fifth of a thimble?

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Is nothing? Nothing? So I you know, I went to
college in San Francisco, and you're just surrounded by the
end result of drugs, so you really don't want to
try any But then and I also never tried cocaine
because I was like, dude, I would probably love it.
I want to keep on doing it. So that's why
I never tried it. That's a great, great plan. I
told you, dude. I went to that bowling party. I
joined the league. Yeah, like I can't, like, I can't

(37:12):
mess with stuff like cocaine. No, just in case it rules. Yeah,
all we know it does. What we're here, I was
working in the radio in this street, walking on radio
in the past thirty years.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
This is our every day.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
The people industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left and right. They've never gone. You
know what we should really add position last, I wonder
if today's the last AF the Woody Show, and we
are into another new hour in sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a bre Friday rip. Oh yeah,

(37:50):
it's Thursday morning. It's June the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Whatddy.
That's Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace? What is up?
There is Gina grad Sammy's here, Many Morgan's here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two two nine eight
seven And Sea Bass is here and he's got to
tell us what's happening this week in audio.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Well, we got some just pranking to start the segment
off here.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
You know I love a good just pranking.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yeah, this is we call it just pranking because guys
do terrible pranks or terrible things in public and then say, oh,
it's just pranking, and I'm hoping that gets them off. Well,
this guy's now because they really like it. Yeah, this
guy is now being sued for his prank. Okay, this
is a guy who went up to an in and
out burger restaurant. Now, they were closed on Easter. They're
very religious organization, but they don't get the crap that

(38:38):
chick Fla does for some reason, and he dressed in
the in and out employee uniform. He then pretended to
take orders at the drive through, and then a friend
of his pretended to come up to him with a
complaint about cockroaches in the food. Here's how that prank went.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Okay, there was a cockroach on my back, bro, a cockroach? Yeah, Like,
what's this going on here? I'm so sorry. We've had
like a pretty bad cockroach following this week. The inspector's
coming tomorrow for the rest of the year. I'll get
it to you. Let me just handle this. You gotta
stop this or I need, I need, I need to
meet just one second, man, was the cock coach dead
or alive?

Speaker 18 (39:11):
I hate it, Bro, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
That's my stomach relaxed, Bro, we've all aten the cockroach before.
It's chill that wait.

Speaker 17 (39:21):
That is such bad act.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
Yeah, and that's to me as someone who does a
lot of things out in public.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I'm like, do I sound like that? Oh? God, I
hope not, Bro, I need free in and out for
a year. Yeah, I hook you up, just Frank. And
there were some dudes who looked way too old to
be doing this kind of stuff where they had a
like a remote control car and they drove it up
onto a golf course where these golfers had just you know,
chipped up onto the green. And the car goes up

(39:51):
there and starts pushing the golf balls around on the green,
and so and the old guys who are sitting there
playing kind of calm like walking up and as they
got pretty close, just took a club and just start
here come the guys running out for the trees. Dude,
bro and the guy they came in. Yeah, like what like,

(40:11):
what do you expect when you start messing with people?
It's not the end of the world. Still message people,
is it? Is it important stuff? It's golf? No, it's
not important. But like when you mess with people, he
didn't beat you with the club, he smashed the the
RC car. If you are going to go into this arena,
you have to be willing to take the consequences. And

(40:32):
because like people will point out, hey, Johnny Knoxville jackass.
They had a bit where all they did was hide
in the bushes outside golf courses and blow air horns
and giggles around the room. But here's the thing, if
you are the one being pranked with these type of people,
do not react at all at anything. Just be dead
pain because that's what they want. I want to reaction.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
And the video this in and Out prankster, he didn't
really piss off any of the passengers. He did piss
and piss off in and Out though susuing him. Yeah, yeah,
I don't have a diamond damages yet. But basically, when
you pretend to be the employee of the store and
then defame and say, hey we have a dirty place,
that's actual damage to the reputation.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Ever since that happened, man, I mean in announce er
Ghost Towns, Hold on a minute recover this week, the
dude complaining about the cockroach, he was real. Okay, so
those guys were both so you couldn't tell that. I'm
just clarifying. Was this week in audio, Hey, guys, liver

(41:32):
King went to jail. Yeah he looks like crap.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Who's living the liver Yeah, So for folks, let's take
you on the way back machine. Who I don't know,
two three years ago where this guy who was mega
jacked is kind of like a little munchkin troll bridge
sort of.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, okay, and he was huge.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
He he's and there's all these videos of him really
eating raw things like liver and he organ meats. Yeah,
he claims his ancestral lifestyles while he was so jacked,
and people on the internet said, such as Joe Rogan said,
oh no, that guy's on steroids.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah he said, no way, dude. Yeah, So who was right? Everybody? Yeah,
everybody else?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
It was leaked, Yeah, all his emails getting steroids were leaked,
and his whole like fame went to I think as
a Netflix documentary.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
There is and he mentions very Kresher in it for
some reason.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Okay, well, yeah, he lives on the internet, so podcasters
and things are the people he relates to. Well, he
went to jail because he made videos where he wants
to fight Joe Rogan, like this one.

Speaker 14 (42:25):
I'm coming to Austin tomorrow, all of us. I'm driving
there is about four o'clock and I'm going to fight you.
And I don't care where you are. I'm just gonna wait.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Oh, I say, okay, so yeah, he says. He posted
a series of videos repeatedly suggesting he wanted to fight
Joe Rogan, though he never named him directly. Instead, he
referred to quote someone who rhymes with Rogan. Cops took
it seriously after he started traveling to Austin and ranting
about quote gifts for Rogan's comedy Mothership Club, which he
said was not a bomb but a quote present. Yeah,

(43:00):
you have to say not a bomb. That's a bad sign.
Joe Rogan had no prior contact with his dude. Liver
king dude already making new videos showing an ankle monitor
and claimed restraining order prevents him from coming within two
hundred yards from Joe Rogan.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Le's see.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
That's the thing is you know he was arrested after
that video.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
He has been released.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
He now has to do some kind of mental health
care evaluation.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Mon go onto his.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Instagram right this second, and just a few hours ago,
he's posting new videos where he's ranting and raving.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, he got claims he got ripped thanks to
his primal lifestyle and raw meat diet. He hates Joe
Rogan because Rogan called him out and was correct. That
was actually the eleven thousand dollars a month he was
spending on steroids in eahgh they got him ripped.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
So yeah, I mean, if you want to watch a
man go through a mental break in real time, check
out Liver King on Instagram. And but yeah, you know,
Joe Rogan has like Navy seals famously guarding him, and
he doesn't make this craps heater.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah lightly listen, Yeah that doesn't. But doesn't worry about
it either. Well, yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
He's like, yeah, I take care of this guy this
weekend audio. Uh wood, he I've got tasting video or
tasing audio. Love it now, you might not love it
as much. So this is taken from the point of
view of somebody watching an arrest, watching two officers take
down this this young jew, young kid in Jacksonville, and
then this happens.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
You're saying, young this young jew. Yeah this this this feisty.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Jew, he says, the police, the.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Young the unruly teen, let's say, was fighting, fighting fighting.
The second officer pulls out the taser and hits the
wrong guy.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
You're here, he tasted the police.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, tas the police. Now, I mean, look, a tasering
is still good. It's Oh yeah, I don't know who
this is? Corey Kent. Do you know who? This is?
A country person? Apparently Sammy. That's a country name for sure.
Cory Kent is currently on John Parties Honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Okay,
this is just like Corey Tent and Cassie Ashton. You

(45:04):
know who that is?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Looks like a guy you'd like.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Oh okay, And Corey says that before each of the shows,
some of the crew get together and they play spin
the bottle and instead of a kiss, the loser gets tased.
My god, so it probably means stunt guns. He says
he has been tased in the chest at least six
times on the tour so far, and no one has
invited so far John Party to partake in this whole thing.

(45:28):
But they say they're gonna ask him, and they just
say it's this taser roulette is just something they do
about thirty seconds before they go on stage, and they
think it gives the fans a better concert because they
say it's so exhilarating. So I thought, like, you know,
sometimes because we get in and you know, it's really early,
super dark and early in the morning and maybe we
need to wake up a little bit and the coffee
is just like kind of not doing its job much anymore.

(45:50):
We've become immune to it, so maybe we just like
somebody gets tased at the beginning of every showy cool. Yeah,
that's what they're doing on the honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Yeah,
we're gonna take a break. More Woodie Show and the
Weekend audio coming up next.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Hang on, I've developed this new thing in my head
that if I go to the same place every day,
the employees at that place.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Are going to go. But oh god, he's here again.
You're so tortured. Man. I am the Woody Show and
right back into it. Steve has some more of the
week in audio.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
One more from the Law and Crime Division. This is
a Jefferson County, Texas that's a Gulf area and Judge
Raquel West she has a person, a defendant, coming up
to her in court and he is not dressed properly
for court, according to her.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Let's see if you guys agree.

Speaker 19 (46:46):
Sammy Morris, what makes you think that was a good
shirt to wear to court this morning?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
That's all you can find?

Speaker 19 (46:55):
This all the only shirt you had in your closet
world's best, harder.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
About sellenty co.

Speaker 19 (47:01):
You need address appropriately to any court and that's not appropriate.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
World's best farther. Yeah, he's well, I don't know what
his felling it is, but he's he's in for some
kind of hearing and it's yeah, T shirt and ripped
Jean's world's best not far farther, but farther farther. That's
so funny. There was a T shirt that somebody posted online.
Is pretty funny and says employee of the month at
the d sucking Factory three months in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(47:25):
I see.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
This too much around court? Is that like pajama pets?
Oh yeah, bonnets, we all know why you're there. Oh dude,
I was just talking to a friend of mine. She
used to be the sales manager at the radio station
I used to work for. Now, she's like the big
mucky mug. She's what they call a market president. She
runs a group of radio stations in a pretty big city.
And she went out to the largest network of car

(47:46):
dealers in that particular area. And it was a big
pitch meeting because they spent these car dealers spent a
lot of money, right, and so they were going to
a big pitch mediask for a lot of money to spend.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
On their radio stations. And the person the sales rep
for this auto group, like from the radio station that
would showed up in sweatpants with her hair pulled back
in a scrunchy like she just woke up on a
Saturday and was told about the meeting five minutes ago.
This is a meeting that was on the books for
a couple of months, like they knew it was happening.

(48:18):
They had all the you know, PowerPoint sales decks, information
stuff all together. We're just talking about, like, you know
how it's really hard to find anybody who's professional or
people have any sense of what's appropriate and not appropriate
for a moment. I'm like the you know, uh employee
the month of the D Sucking Factory shirts our world's

(48:40):
best farter shirt, but not to as much as the
next guy. Yeah, but I would know not to wear
that the court plane. Could I wear my D sucking shirt?

Speaker 14 (48:50):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (48:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Or hey, you know what, we're going to Disney.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Today, let's wear this.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
There was some girl, it was a quote influence or
whatever that but she got she got she was asked
not kicked out of Disney, but said, hey, you can't
wear a sports brat and skin tight leggings and she,
Oh my God made all kinds of posts in the news. Okay,
I don't need to see your your nips on, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
your tea cups on the tea. This week in audio,

(49:16):
this is a quest from Greg Gory. It's from a band.
Oh God, the Mantra of the Cosmos. Now, you may
have heard of Mantra of the Cosmos because it features
Zach Starkey, who is the son of Ringos star Oh,
and he's teamed up now a special edition with Sean Lennon,
son of John Lennon, and James McCartney, son of Paul McCartney.

(49:37):
These three Beatles boys have got a new song called
rip Off.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Here it is.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
And that's so wait is that like a mastered version
or is something? This recordings from their Instagram?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Okay, okay, so the talent doesn't run in the.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I was just not mixed. Oh yeah, the problem is
not mixed so you could tell raw raw talent is there?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Oh yeah, just because it's innate, because you're the child
of one of the four gods of music.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I understand why is that bad? So what do you mean,
why did you hear it? It's well, it's not a finished.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
I put it out then yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, but okay, so it's not finished. But there's when
when when you hear somebody's got legit musical talent, like
the music's strong and the vocals are still really good,
Like maybe it's you know, the vocals are a little
too hot over the music, or the music a little
too out of the vocals. Did you hear the vocals?

(50:58):
You hear of everything?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
I have a problem.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
It just sounds like a bunch of like middle school
kids that got together and say, oh, here, we're gonna
record some summer camp. Yeah. I was looking at and
you have every resource available to you because you're the
kids of these legends.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
And I hate to be a body shamer, but James McCartney,
you could tell he's Paul McCartney's son. But he looks
like he's crossed with that Lewis Capaldi guy. Oh, unfortunate
about yeahs too much.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
They are interchangeable. I just looked him up in the face,
like the eyes and nose. But otherwise unfortunate. This week
and audio, speaking of unfortunate man, as what is Will
Smith's doing?

Speaker 17 (51:42):
I don't know, dude, Like so Will Smith, and he's
trying to make another company. Yeah that it was going
to put out music, a new song called I Like
Pretty Girls, and it was interesting.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
He went.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
He tried to make it like go like, you know,
spontaneously viral. He showed up in London with I guess
a riad to Aura. Yeah, and then he sang along
to his rap songs, new rap song. He wants it
to be the song in the summer again. By the way,
Will Smith is like fifty six years old at this point,
and here he is hyping up the crowd of to
this new tune. I like pretty Girls, Okay girls, I

(52:17):
like pretty Girl.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Oh my god. Oh I'll take mantra of the cosmos
all days over that. Yeahrolling ladies and gentlemen all right now?

Speaker 15 (52:33):
Yeah, yeah, yoom.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
All live rap is terrible, yes, but that's extra terrible.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
It sounds creepy.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
That's an old man talking about girl. Yeah, and you
like pretty girl, explain Jada. Then the human butt plug.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
Is you know, she has alopecia Woodie and and and
arresting bitch face too. It's a rotten personality. It's all ugly,
it's ross, but he's out here trying guys. This weekend Audio,
we got a new singer. This is the crossover that
Greg Gloria Mentz always wanted. This is from America's Got Talent,
Greg's favorite summertime show I'm listening, and one of MENACE's

(53:12):
favorite shows.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Oh already be known.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
This is Here's a new singer introducing himself to Simon Cowell.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Your name is My name is Tom Sandoval.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Yes, that's God Like I can have Menace explained to
you why Tom Sandoval is on America's Got Talent. But
I'll have Tom Sandoval explain his recent issues.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
A couple of years ago that I was involved in
a scandal and I was labeled as the most hated
man in America by New York Times. I mean it
was really, really rough, and I was in a very
very dark place. I felt as though I had nothing
in my life and this band was the only thing
that kept me going.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Okay, so I know the name thanks to Mata, I
know there was a scandal. That's where the knowledge could
not tell you, right, I could not tell you is
he an actor? He's from reality why does anybody care
about this person.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
A waiter or a bartender?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Then yeah, no, he is a bar owner. Thank you.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
He started as a bartender.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
You're not wrong, thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Okay, he's on at because he has a band, which
I guess is like a bar band party band.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Yeah, it's a cover the most extras. And here he
is doing a take on me.

Speaker 20 (54:31):
Okay, I was going to hit that note and say.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
In a day or two, okay.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Pretty good. All right, he's already all the Beatles kids.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (54:57):
After I saw this clip, I'm like, oh, we should
reach out or what do you show party?

Speaker 8 (55:02):
I mean that is that bar band sort of party?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Yeah, it's all like awful, it's all good covers. Yeah.
I don't want to be involved with anybody from any
of those kind of shows. But Tom San and what
aren't you getting? It's I'm he's going to do a
Bravo con after party. He's currently well he's not.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
He's got some September dates for a various bars and
grills set up in the Pennsylvania Maryland area.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Ell.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, you made it and just in time. And let's
wrap up this week in audio. Got Eddie, what do
you show? Original game?

Speaker 8 (55:38):
If you hear this on any other stations, they are
copying us.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
What's that sound? What's that sound? Trademark? Trademark copyrights. That's right,
we were the first show ever to do it.

Speaker 8 (55:47):
Ever, this is from a menace. So he knows the answer.
But the rest of the rest of the room.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
What's the sound? What is this sound? All right, let's
get rid of the music here so we can really concentrate.
All right, here we go. What is this sound? Menace?
After getting up from tying his shoe. It's a good guess,

(56:13):
liver me getting up out of a chair putting on
Shoesky porn is on the table, It's possible. Yeah, what
is that?

Speaker 16 (56:31):
Sounds like driving or someone pushing out.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
A poop, a guy trying gross food? Menace. You want
to tell them that would be a French bulldog. Okay,
they was a beast. This is from like a groomer,
a groomers, dude. They got the French bull dog in
the little like grooming. Yeah, it's waiting to get its
shampoo or whatever.

Speaker 17 (56:51):
And the groomers paying attention to another dog, which French
bulldogs hate because it's all about them and the dog.
The dog is trying to get the groomer's attention. And
that's what it's doing.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
That sounds like a healthier thing, right, Yeah, that's crazy. Wow,
it's real. This week and audio.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Speaking of dogs and the summer, this is from inside
edition are very good Friends.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
There where a.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
Woman saw or sorry seeing a dog seeing it in
a very hot car, and that went to help.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
But there was a twist.

Speaker 21 (57:28):
A woman sees something in the parking lot on a
blazing hot day. Okay, there's a dog inside that pickup truck.

Speaker 12 (57:35):
The dog was clearly at that point and distressed, panting
really heavily.

Speaker 21 (57:40):
Suzanne called nine one one, but she says she couldn't
wait for police to arrive. She went to open the
door of the pickup truck and to her surprise, it
was unlocked.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Suzanne gave the.

Speaker 21 (57:51):
Dog water from her water bottle. Ten minutes later, an
officer showed up.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
What right do you think if you had to open
someone's door?

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Irently told you, I don't think that I have a right.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
But all I said was that if there's a dog
and a ninety degree on a ninety degree day, lapped
in the car panting, I'm going to give it water.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
You have no right to do.

Speaker 21 (58:11):
Okay, it turns out under North Carolina state law, only
first responders are allowed to enter her car if they can't.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Locate the owner.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
What Yeah, I thought you were allowed to bash the
one's window apparently by state.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yeah, it's different.

Speaker 16 (58:25):
It would take forever to get someone there in time.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
Well she said that because the cop showed up because
she had called. But she apparently thought it was taking
too long, and that's why she opened. Just opened the door,
didn't bash anything in, didn't the only thing, just give
the dog water.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
They better not have given her a ticket or anything.

Speaker 8 (58:38):
I don't believe she did. And the guy is looking
at animal cruelty charges.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Good.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
However, to get the dressing down, it was surprising.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah, the demeanor towards her is like hey shit has
been like, hey man, you're actually not thought. She admitted.
I don't think I have the right, but I did it.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
I didn't ask geese.

Speaker 8 (58:57):
That being said, I'm sure there are cases where somebody,
especially with electric cars, there's dog modes especially you know,
Elon Musk is designed to help save our little dog
goes where the dog's in the car and the acs on.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
And I love when they put those signs in the window, like,
don't disturb my dog. He's chilling with the air conditioner,
listening to the Motley Crew.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
So yeah, do be careful before you go smashing windows
because sometimes it's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
But you know, wow, that's believe that's a dog. I know,
I'm still thinking about that. It's a dog, that's car.
It's like a possessive demon fire. I definitely sound like
that after like a wild night, like hanging over more

(59:43):
shows next, hang up, coming up next on the wood Show.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like.

Speaker 15 (59:54):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Back in the bed, we are to another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here, I said, good day today. My name
is Woody. That is Greg Gory Hoday. We got Menace.
Hi is our social media director. You can find us,

(01:00:17):
you can follow us. It's the latest at the Woody Show,
the social media platform of your choice and grad good morning,
good morning, there is SeaBASS. We've got Sammy. Hello, Morgan's here.
Phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, set us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Summer is officially

(01:00:40):
in full swing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Hell yeah, I got this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
We love those little like lists of you know, songs.
We go through and we play a little clips of
songs or whatever the most searched songs of the summer
from that, so you go back each year, So the
most searched song the summer of twenty eleven. We'll kind
of go through that a little bit later on in
the hour. Got a brand new redneck news show, If you.

Speaker 15 (01:01:04):
Ever got drifted.

Speaker 22 (01:01:05):
Up to go to dinner at a buffet has some
some mixed rednick news, And today's redneck news is from
Kentucky where the police they arrest this forty year old
fellow named Jonathan Mason, and the whole problem started when
the employees of the bar that he was at.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Threw him out told him he wasn't allowed to come back.
As far as details go, Jonathan, he was pissed because
they threw him out, and he did leave right but
he ignored the part about not coming back, because he
did and when he returned, he had a wild raccoon
with him, which he then released into the bar. The

(01:01:49):
raccoon did bite somebody while he was in there. No
specifics on that, but it sounds like that person will
be okay. The cops are called and they came. They
arrested Jonathan. Now please already familiar with him. They know
him as cowboy Cody. Back in December of last year,
he drunkenly rode a mule into the same bar, and

(01:02:10):
when the cops showed up for that one, Jonathan led
them on a chase while riding the mule, which was
later taken away by the police. And then a few
days after that, Jonathan, once again drunk unsuccessfully tried to
retake the mule.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Oh wow, this sounds fun.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
What a mess access to a lot of animalsously, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
The whole raccoon thing. He has been charged with assault
because the raccoon bit the bar employee, criminal trespassing since
he was already banned from the property, and for it
resisting arrests. Here's his muck shot A good time. He
looks like ted you the bomber?

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Yeah. So there is from a Kentucky forty year old
Jonathan Mason who got arrested for releasing a wild raccoon
into a bar. He was already banned from thanks to
a previous incident involving a mule.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
He's forty. He looks like seventy, and he.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Does picture again.

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
What's that's that's not forty?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Almost looks like Brian Krafts. And I hate to say, well, well,
there we go. That is today's rad Nick. He's got
it away with animals all the time in the world.
I would make it in my mission in life to
go and meet people like this and see what they're doing.
Hell yeah, little mini docs. Yeah right, we'll take a

(01:03:30):
break and then we'll come back. I got the most
searched songs of summer's past. Now that's the witty show
summertime I have. Every year there's a song that they
say it's the song of this summer. Oh yeah, yeah,
Well we have another one of these music lists for
I know how much you guys love these music lists,

(01:03:52):
and for this one, the top search songs from each
summer since twenty ten. Okay, that's as far back as
it goes to two thousand and ten, and so the
most searched song in twenty ten was the song with
Eminem and Rihanna that one loved The Way You Lie.

(01:04:15):
This was the number one song. This one sounds it does. Yeah,
I still love it though.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
So, I guess is what they call it window pane,
so that so you're out the window. I guess what
they call it window paine. I'm like, oh my god,
I got that. That was I mean, and I love eminem,
but that that love was pretty cheesy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
The top search song of summer two thousand and eleven
and this song I heard just come on the radio
the other day and I hadn't heard it in a
long time. It was Nicki Minaj Super Bass twenty eleven.

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
Boom boom, boom boom, because that was reminding me of
Sophia and Gracie Alan the Little Girl.

Speaker 16 (01:05:20):
Yeah they danced this too, Yep, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
The most streamed song, the most searched song for summer
of twenty and twelve was from MENACE's favorite artist of
all time, Kanye West. Mercy. I remember this one. I'll

(01:05:45):
be honest with you, A lot of stuff on this
list is not just stuff that personally I'm seeking out.
By the way, still signing our graphs with Swastika's.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I thought he said he wasn't SMA anymore.

Speaker 15 (01:06:00):
That goes Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
The top third song of twenty thirteen. This one, I
know it's for real Williams and Robin Thick. This was
a yeah blurred lines they got massively got sued for.
I wonder they got to play fun yeah by who
was it? Ye God? It was go rip off of.

Speaker 22 (01:06:24):
Oh God.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Let's get the artist, talk to the bay artist. Yeah,
Otis Redding, Okay, Marvin.

Speaker 16 (01:06:32):
Gay, Marvin Gay, gotta give it up, You gotta.

Speaker 18 (01:06:35):
Give it up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
This song to me gives me the same reaction that
the Santana Want Thomas series. Yes, I hear this and
I like get a concussion diving for the dial this Like, no,
I don't know, it's just provis be the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Who I forgot? I'm not asking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
All right. The most search song summer of twenty fourteen. Greg.
I know for a fact that you love this song
from Iggy Azalea. Oh yes, Greg's theme song, I'm So fancy.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
I never get tired of this, never loop. They can
take all the vocal stuff out of it, but just
for the music part, Like I had the imagine Greg
driving down the street with the the top drop. Yeah, yeah,

(01:07:47):
make away everybody. I'm a grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Again, away as I make hay, I gotta go home
and dust a Credunza and yeah, is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Its greatest one on the list so far. I've been
working them up and he was change job all right.
Twenty fifteen. The most searched song from summer of twenty

(01:08:21):
fifteen was this one from the Weekend. Oh God, Yeah,
how's every feel about the Weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
I bold italic all cats underline love his music?

Speaker 18 (01:08:34):
You do well?

Speaker 10 (01:08:35):
Maybe I haven't hard enough?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
That was going here?

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I wasn't it? We love so good?

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I felt so bad when people said his super Bowl
halftime performance was quote boring, it was the antithesis.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Oh no, boring. I think it's the most boring one
in recent memory. Oh yeah, for sure. No, you're on
a mountain of drug. He's one of those guys I
don't have like. He seems like a nice enough guy.
So it's not about anything personality or what he did
us away from the stage or anything. Nothing about that.
It's just I'm not getting like, I don't understand what's
so great about there? Right? It's music for a basic bitches,

(01:09:12):
is what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah that I'm a basic.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
I've never heard this song.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
You haven't made a really Yeah? Yeah, that song was.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
It sounds like every other song, yeah, true.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
True, all right. One of the dumbest songs ever twenty sixteen.
It was the most searched song summer of twenty sixteen.
You remember designer Panda Hand had.

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Pretty legacies fun like a fan going honey legacy funny.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Who's the guy who just got sent to prison for murder?
He had a big years and had one of those
dumb songs, just like Panda Uh crap, somebody hit us
up on the text We'll get with the hood. No, no,
it's even a young boy. No, no, this is Hilo.

(01:10:08):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and what was the what was
the name of the song? Watch me? Oh watch me
with watch yeah me, watch me? Yeah. That guy is
going to prison for twenty He killed his cousin. Yeah,
and then he shaved his head. Check in with is

(01:10:30):
that the guy? We got the right guy there? Von, yep,
that's him. Silent, silent, okay, silent, yeah, worth it. I'm
not sure what the beef was with the cousin. Do
you know what the beef was? Von? Watch your sister
delay with Vaughan every time we check in with him.
He's overseas. It makes me, it makes it makes me

(01:10:52):
want to just say forget it. Never check in with him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I have no idea what the beef was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Okay, but he had a lot of weird stuff happening
in the past few so. The most searched song summer
of twenty seventeen. Everybody's heard this song. Sp Yeah nice.
It was Fonsie with Daddy Yankee and Justin Bie.

Speaker 15 (01:11:19):
Spy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
That's enough of that one, No, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Twenty eighteen it was Drake me are you writing?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
I don't get Drake either.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
There's a couple of songs that's born. There's a couple
of songs from Drake. Yeah, that's not that that I like,
And you know it's funny. I think one of my
favorite songs from Drake is one that, uh, that people
give him the most crap about. Really Yeah, hold on?
Is it?

Speaker 13 (01:11:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Is it?

Speaker 15 (01:11:52):
This one?

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
And I ever had?

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
That's a closer?

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Yeah, because it's called hold On, We're going Home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I don't know what this is. I don't I don't
know what the right version. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't
know why Rick Ross decided to get involved, but like
what Holy dude, they list all the songs in here
under the same title, and they don't differentiate between any

(01:12:33):
of the others. So hold on, okay, here we go.
Yeah this this sounds like the correct version. Yeah, you
know this one great? Yeah. I love the song and
people go, oh, of all the drag song, it's the
most garbage. I'm like this, I think is one of
the most tolerable ones. You know, this song, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
It everything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
It makes you want to reminds me of the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
That's what I don't like it. I love it the
sound so generic.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Love the sound, the emotion.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
It's like the music you hear when you're returning something
at the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
No way, Yeah, friend over.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
The biby sexy, so sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
They're a good girl.

Speaker 22 (01:13:24):
You know it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
You know it's naughty, right Greg. Yeah, So I don't
know now, I'm with you.

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Most search song Summer twenty nineteen. Oh man, this song
you you couldn't escape it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Down Road Little Nasacks, Billy Ray Cyrus got the bag.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
It was number one for like fourteen years.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I love how Sam. It was just dissing Brake and
then this came on. She's like, yes, this is the
banger I.

Speaker 18 (01:13:56):
Got performed live for the first time at stage Coach
whatever in the diplow tan.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Okay twenty twenty, I mean remember this song came o? Like, wait,
hold on, what's it called? You guys remember wop seven
days a week when week already bed Meg the Stallion,
wet cass posta pasta, Yeah, wet ass pasta.

Speaker 17 (01:14:26):
It's just weird though that songs of the summer would
be slow songs.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Again, most are just had its moment in that time. Yeah,
and yeah, not necessarily a summer song, Yeah, one like bangers.
In twenty twenty one most search summer song was Walker
hay Walker Hayes Shake and Cream on the Top finished.

(01:14:53):
Gotcha was following Walker Hayes and he was doing like
this speaking and like ground up, build up his home.
You guys would have loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Yeah, there's nothing more comical than hearing Sammy quote sing
to a song she likes it. Sounds like you're reading
the lyrics in the most modest way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Right here, everybody, let's let's hear Samy. Hear what Sammy
do it? Right from the time here we go, here,
Sammy yeahs gonna hear right right here.

Speaker 18 (01:15:19):
Like Apple's on a date night, a Bourbon Street steak
with oreo of shake.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Ye, you're right right, you're ordering monitor.

Speaker 18 (01:15:31):
Keep in the styrofoam squeak, squeaking in the true all
the way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
She always starts laughing. You sing and laugh at the
same time all the time. I take it because you're performing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
It does sound like you were ordering off the menu
from Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Alright. The most searched summer song of twenty twenty two
was Kate bu Running Up That Hill because it's stranger.

Speaker 15 (01:15:57):
Yeah small, I.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Love this song.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Nope, I hate her voice?

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Yeah, same, Yeah, I don't hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I kind of felt you liked it. No, I got
birds on it real quick. Who did the cover of it?
That one I liked? That's a oh yeah, current alternative artist.
What's her name? Damn it? We played it a billion times? Yeah,
but the original? Yeah, Kate Kate Bush one. I know

(01:16:31):
that's the original.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
No, apparently she did one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
No, God damn it. Yeah, I know, Saint Vincent, Meg Myers.
That's that's it me, Meg Myers. Quite a few that
have done the cover. YEP twenty twenty three, the most
searched song of the summer was another one that Sammy
will be familiar with. The small Oh yeah, Jason Alden,

(01:17:00):
you should talk along to it. Try that in the
small town. See how far you make it?

Speaker 15 (01:17:04):
What you cass vaulted?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's like threat. Yeah. You
guys think you're cool. You're gonna go Luton and you're
gonna do all this rime stuff. Yeah yeah, try that.
Try that a place that has open garry, See how
far you get there? I like it, And then I

(01:17:33):
hear last year twenty twenty four an he guesses what
was the most searched song last year last summer.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
It had to be uh, Beyonce.

Speaker 16 (01:17:42):
I'm gonna say shaboozyboozy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Oh good guys.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
It was a Cowboy card.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Yeah, yes, massive song, most searched song from summer of
last year, and you still can't escape it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
They're not like true, They're not like universally loved, although
I think people are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
The point is that oversaturation with.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
Kendrick Lamar right general.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
I don't think the point my son says it's over
with the kid. They're like, oh, dude, he's played, he's played.
Kelly drops the music. Yeah, shape the story side. You
want hat Drake, They're not slow? Hold is go for
going back to the whole Drake thing? Akay full circle?
All right, well there you go. Search the song? What's
the what's the song this year? Menace? What's going to

(01:18:27):
be the song of the summer? The banger, the song
of the summer? I mean, he can't call it yet,
I don't. No one's like really put out anything good.
I think I've paid the least amount of attention to
music in general over the last twelve to eighteen months. Really, yeah.
I mean it's right up there with the television to movies. Yeah,
stuff goes on, and if I am listening to something

(01:18:47):
a lot of times it's ends up being like eighties
and nineties. Right, I'm paying very I'm paaring very little
attention to anything.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
I'm really liking Joe and my favorite song of the
year so far, Lowly Young the whole messy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Yeah, yeah, but I think so good. But that's not
the song in the summer.

Speaker 17 (01:19:04):
It's already been out exactly, but due to a lot
of stinkers from like a lot of your favorite artists
have been put out lately.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Yeah, nothing really good I'm gonna check in with somebody
who is kind of an authority on this. She runs
one of the biggest top forty stations in the country.
I'll do that during the break. I'll see, I'll see
what her her guests is. I do like the the
Monday Band almost Monday, Yeah, I do like that one,
but I don't think it's the song of this. Yeah.
It's that's the thing. Like these songs, they not necessarily well,

(01:19:33):
we certainly don't play yeah any really Kate Bush.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Once I asked chat EVT some predictions and they said
Luther Kendrick Lamar and Sizza and Tonight Pink Pantheress.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Oh Pink. I didn't realize she had a new songs.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Sure right, Greg, Well the weekend has to get busy then, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Yeah, And I got our friend on the phone here
she runs like one of the biggest boom pop radio
stations in the country. Kiss FM fiata yo, good morning, Hey,
quick question for you. You would know what is going

(01:20:14):
to be the song of the summer? Ooh song of
the summer? Yeah, just personal personal opinion.

Speaker 23 (01:20:21):
I think it's the raven linee starting to really bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Ravenlynee is that the artist or the name of the song.
The artist is raven Renee raven Renee. Okay, love me
not love me not? All right, I'll check that out.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
So Benson Boone might be the artist of the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Okay, my daughter would agree with that.

Speaker 23 (01:20:42):
He might be all right, he might be the artist
of the summer. Mystical Magical is still kind of going.
I don't know if that's gonna be the song of
the summer, but he's definitely gonna be the artist. Another
song that could be the song of the summer is Manchild,
which is Sabrina Carpenter. Also, the other artist Tate McCrae.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Heard of Tate McCrae.

Speaker 15 (01:21:01):
Yeah, she's got a single.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
I thought it was a dude. Are you serious?

Speaker 14 (01:21:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah, I thought that was a dude. Tate sounds like
a guy's name, all right, okay.

Speaker 15 (01:21:12):
Oh Shake It to the Max.

Speaker 23 (01:21:14):
That might be, like that might be your sleeper song
of the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
That's the name of the title.

Speaker 23 (01:21:20):
Shake It to the Max is the name of the song,
and the artist is like, Molly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Shake It to the Max. Yeah, Molly, Okay, Yeah. It's
like an old it's like an old school.

Speaker 23 (01:21:31):
It sounds like a rhythmic song that like belongs in
the early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Okay, all right, we'll check it out.

Speaker 23 (01:21:36):
That one like exploding now on TikTok, like that actually
might be your sleeper song of the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
All right. We just want to look really cool and
like we knew what we were talking about. So you're
you're helping us out greatly. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
They go, well, hey, thank you, you're welcome. Yeah, this
is this is shake it to the max. Yeah, it's
mass on TikTok right now. I don't hate it, but

(01:22:10):
I didn't want to interrupt during the Tate McCrae talk.
But we've talked about Tate McCray in depth on the show. Yeah,
whenever it's a person I don't know what I'm not
familiar with, and whatever we're talking about about them, I
don't care. I tune it out.

Speaker 17 (01:22:22):
And I told you, remember, like she's from Canada. She's
all of her like videos and stuff are hockey theme.
That's why I was like, oh, you probably would like
this like this artist. But there's kind of some theories
on why she hasn't exploded yet, And one of the
theories is that she's too good of a dancer that
girls can't good of a dancing yet that girls can't

(01:22:43):
replicate her dancing on TikTok, so she doesn't get that
much exposure. Also, she has dirty blonde hair, so if
you're a pop star, you either have to be super
blonde or you have to have like super dark hair.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
That's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, they're just wild. Ravie Lenae. That's this one, love
Me not.

Speaker 15 (01:23:13):
Maje.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
I'll look at it. It's Tate McRae. I thought McCrae, well, McRae,
c r I thought was like cr cray mcray.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
No, I don't think anyone says.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
That, yeah mc ray, Yeah, but there is a differently.
I guess if you're really it kind of slowed down
McRae or McCrae right right exactly, just say, I guess
is wherever the and fastest is. And she was a
trajectory of exploding. But then Sabrina Carpenter came out with
the song Espresso that just like dominated all.

Speaker 10 (01:23:49):
Because that was Mennesotte.

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
Was your prediction right for last year, was that Tate
McCrae was going to be the artist to skyrocket.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Then dude, Sabrina Carpenter came out nor and just dominated
pop radio. It's funny. I think I've hit that point
where it's like, yeah, I don't know, like I'm not
hearing the differences. Yeah, Like I'll hear a song every
once in a while that I really get into, but
for the most part, I'm more than happy and just
completely comfortable within the eighties and nineties. Like I'll go

(01:24:19):
like on those channels that are all eighties and nineties,
like on Serious XM.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Big Time or Grandpa is just gonna sail off into
the South.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Yeah, but everybody hits that point, right, I guess kind
when I don't know, I didn't know it's gonna happen.
I wasn't looking for it to happen. I think it
just kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Happened, almost like when you're looking for something to watch,
I kind of gravitate towards something I've already seen watch.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Yeah, But when it comes all to term music, there
is a band that I really like right now. They're
called Golden Cats, and their song is called night Walks.
It's definitely not in the system yet, but look that
one up and you'll see again. Golden You'll see it.
I said that was shaboozy. Yeah, thank you to uh
biata forgive us a little series inside there. We're going
to get a quick break some more. What do you
show for your next hang on show? We'll be.

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is a pre Friday. It's
a Thursday morning. It's June to twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
Today is a Forgiveness Day. Oh nice, I forgive you.
It's a National Beautician Day. Oh sweet, careful, those girls
are crazy. It's a National Canoe Day, shouts to canoe,

(01:25:29):
National handshake Day, put her there, National work from Home Day,
which is kind of you know, lost some of its Uh,
I don't know. The special factor is not there because
so many people are doing anyway. On the food tip,
it's National bomb Pop Day, bomb pops. Yeah, those red, white,
and blue. Oh okay, cracker pops, bomb Pop, and then

(01:25:51):
a National Chocolate Pudding Day. Yeah is today? Yeah, so
we got the lace in the world of entertainment. Here
in the second birthday's Porno birth Day, men said he
got on this weird u. Now you see me? Now
you don't movie kick?

Speaker 17 (01:26:05):
Yeah, because I've been watching the studio on Apple TV
Plus with Seth Rogan. I love it, and they start
talking about now you see it, now you don't the movie,
and so I was like, you know what, I haven't
watched that movie in a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I'm going to turn it on.

Speaker 17 (01:26:21):
So I turn it on, and then of course it
starts showing Vegas. But if you watch that movie, in
the beginning, it will show the Aria Hotel and then
they go up to the top of the Aria Hotel
to see everybody, and they're in this like awesome suite.
We've been in that suite. It's huge.

Speaker 15 (01:26:39):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Then we go to during the iHeartRadio Festival. Oh yeah, yeah,
they shot some of the movie in that. It's pretty crazy.
I always think to myself, like who gets these rooms.
It's it's the very top of the Aria Resort, so
it's one of the nicer hotels anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
It's a couple floors, it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Two story thing. Yeah, it's huge. And so the CEO
of our company they have this as a room and
they set up these parties and they bring in like
all the big clients of the company for the iHeart
Radio Music Festival, and we're supposed to show up and
making the appearance there's always like a really cool spread
of food up there. Yeah. Yeah, they got his older bar,
got like a full on bar in there and do
that here for some reason, right every day for real.

(01:27:20):
But I like, if you wanted to just book that,
I wonder how much that would be. I don't know.
They don't even list it though, I don't think really.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Is it like call for private.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Yeah, it's not even the sky suites. It's above that.
I forget what the villas or mountain view maybe No,
it's the very top of the hotel. It's got to
be like fifteen to twenty grand a night. I think
more than that something like that.

Speaker 17 (01:27:41):
Yeah, it is huge, But it's in the movie. And
if you see the movie, we've been up in that all.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Right, I didn't stay in it. What about the world
of entertainment's happening there? Well, jelly Roll recently performed and
a very special guest got on stage, and that would
be Paul blar Ak Kevin James. Oh yeah it is.
But I had a clip of that too, and he
was dressed just like jelly Roll. No tattoos though, and
apparently he can sing, oh we have a clip right here,

(01:28:08):
And they did the song Needy Favor. All right, here's
Jelly Roll and Kevin James. So I think it depends
on where you're at, Like what city are you in.

(01:28:32):
If it would be cool to have Kevin James all
of a sudden.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Then I think it'd be cool.

Speaker 10 (01:28:36):
It's random, but I did enjoy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
I think if you're in a city where there's a
lot of celebrity signings, like in New York, l A,
uh you know so much. Yeah, But if you're like
in I don't know, Nebraska somewhere they got to yeah right, yeah,
that'd be awesome. And Jelly Roll is still working out
like crazy. I see him on social media losing a

(01:28:59):
ton of weight. I saw that on that video with
Kevin James. It almost looks like Jelly Roll could be,
if not the same size, maybe a touch smaller than
Kevin James. Wow, at least the way I looked on
the video.

Speaker 17 (01:29:13):
Yeah, last time he was at the Burke Chreisler Thompson
Gura five K, he said that he wanted to lose
another one hundred pounds, so well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yes, he said he wanted to get down to two
fifty and that would have been where that you can
like ride roller coasters and go skydiving and all the
things that he's interested in doing. Usually that's around where
the weight limit is. Yeah, it is around two hundred
and fifty pounds. You're not kidding. They'd look basically the
exact right eye. Yeah, are they brothers? So good for him?
Speaking of weight loss, though, mister Beast his latest video

(01:29:43):
was challenging a guy to lose one hundred pounds if
he was locked in a gym for one year, and
if he did lose that one hundred pounds, he would
get two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I would do
that all day. But what do you mean locked in
the gym.

Speaker 17 (01:29:58):
Yeah, he had to live in the him for a
year and he had to lose one hundred pounds. He
would get paid two hundred fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
That's not worth it would totally do that again for
you right now, but for you at age twenty two,
all day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
But check this out. You can't leave the gym. You
can't believe.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
But I think that's supposed.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
To be a for a whole year. Yes, you wouldn't
see your family, your friends, don't give an f I'll
be one hundred pounds less and get two hundred fifty
thousand dollars all day. I'm sure he can face on
a crap and you can look out the window. Yeah,
I'm good, I'm down, but check this out. Two months
into shooting the video, the trainer died. They don't say
why he died or how he died, but was he

(01:30:37):
stuck in there too? Is no crazy in the gym.

Speaker 17 (01:30:39):
He was able to leave. They found him dead in
his apartment. So so the guy who was like trying
to lose weight, Harry lost forty pounds and mister Beaest
went to the trainer's family like, hey, you know, do
you want to still let us do this or what
do you want to do, because I'll just scrap the
entire video and just give the the two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
All even better. But the family said no, like the
trainer would have, you know, wanted it this way. And
so they continued the challenge and the guy ended up
taking home with bonuses over four hundred and thirteen thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
Yeah good, because otherwise I'd be so pissed like they
were just gonna give it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:20):
Oh, and by the way, he did it in about
half the time. Oh well, yeah, so that's days.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
It's nice that rules some other guy that rules Hule Holgan.
Mr guys, he's opening a bar across the street from
Madison Square Garden and it's it's multi level, nine thousand
square feet and it's scheduled to open this falls. I
kind of feel like Hull Cogan should have done that,
like in the eighties or nineties.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Thirty years too late at least.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Yeah, but I mean real expensive rent for that's a
premium space, it is, but like for the point where
you're at in your level of fame, like people know
who he is, but yeah, who's getting excited about Hull Cogan?
Yeah you haven't.

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
Gone to his uh ear things right, throws beer at
And also he has like that merch shop called the
Beach Club that's Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Like g is saying where it should be. I think
he's going to do all right.

Speaker 8 (01:32:13):
I'll bet you mister beast money here, Okay I did.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
I was such a whole Cogan fan back in the race.
I mean, every every boy my age was you movie
taking your vitamins, and there was like a Hule Cogan
speaking of working out. There was a whole cogan like
Jim Kit. No, I had like a jump rope and
one of those like grip things. Yeah, the hand grippers. Awesome.
He had the whole cogan dog viper. That was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
My god.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
All right, well how about this. You guys like podcasts, right,
everybody has one, like Buttholes, Well, you're our favorite rapper,
one of our favorites, Tyler the creator. He says that, uh,
if he was president, no one would have a podcast
because podcasts, I think gives everybody a mic and attention

(01:32:59):
that I didn't have one. That's what I've been saying
for like ten years. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:33:02):
You used to like to write a letter to the editor.
They had to go through it to see how much
more on you were, and then maybe they would print it.
It guess pretty yeah in the fifteenth page and tiny fought.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Not just anybody would be on the air, TV radio,
And now there's podcasting, and so everybody's got a podcast,
but everybody thinks it's a flex like I'm a podcaster. Yeah,
it's like those chicks. You used to tell you that
this is the equivalent of like the nineties when every
chick said that she was a model.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
Yeah, you cannot claim to be something unless you're getting
paid for.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Because you were in the mall back to school fashion show, Yes,
that the local department store put on. And so therefore
you or you went to model search, yes, yeah, and
so you were going around saying you were a model.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Everybody's a model, everybody's a podcaster.

Speaker 17 (01:33:47):
He says that we need more electricians, more painters. I
don't know about that, more teachers, not everybody with a mic.
It's even hanging out with micro what's going on? So again,
Menace was talking about this recently. To think of all
the podcasts that are on the iHeart radio app, right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Hundreds of thousands, so many, hundreds of thousands, right, this show,
out of hundreds of thousands of podcasts, is at number
forty six, forty six of the top one hundred. I'm
not saying this is a terrible show. We've obviously done
something with it, right, like we've made something happen with
this show. Isn't the greatest thing you've ever heard, No
it's not, but it's number forty six out of hundreds

(01:34:27):
of thousands. Yeah, like just Joe's that. You know, most
podcasts are garbage and.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
And probably get zero listens, right, zero. Literally, if you're
doing it, it's a waste of time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
It's just listening or something. And I know you don't care,
but I still get butter by this that we don't
even get invited to the iHeartRadio podcast launch at NOBU
every year. Oh that's right, because we I'm like, we're
not even you like the people that are, like, don't
even break the top one hundred, they're there, they're free sushi.
For years.

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
We got the stink of radio on us. We are
in radio people. Yeah, radio people are the lowest form
of entertainment and we've got that stink up and.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
I'm okay with that. Here's the thing, because I don't
do it for the other stuff. I do it because
I just I've always loved radio and I love this job.
This is a fun job. Look at we're doing. We're
sitting here talking breaking balls with our friends. We could
be digging a ditch somewhere or whatever. This is a
great job. It's it's not about that stuff. But it
is funny when you know, you get people who do
make it about that, or people go around throwing around,
well I'm a podcaster, Like it's something to be admired. Yeah,

(01:35:26):
that's like difficult to achieve. Yeah, the Wood Show gets
more downloads, dude, get over yourself, right yeah, calm down.
Have you heard that show? But we don't get no boot?
Yeah no, no, give me one more story here, menace.
Well how about this something good? Something good?

Speaker 10 (01:35:44):
Nothing good about something mediocre?

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Mediocre? Okay, how about this Kate Outon You remember her?

Speaker 15 (01:35:50):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Remember she just had another baby with husband Justin Verlander.
He's a major League baseball pitcher. Yeah, so they just
had a baby. But I went back to her dating history.
I'm like, didn't she date somebody famous before? And her
dating history is twenty eleven Kanye West, Oh really yeah?

(01:36:12):
Twenty eleven to twenty twelve. NFL player Mark Sanchez. Oh yeah,
yeah right, you put on the jets. He's the guy
who had the butt fumble. Yeah, the legendary butt fumble.
Twenty thirteen, Sean P. Diddy Combs. Oh, all the coolest
guys it with this. It's Sammy. It's Sammy's fantasy slam
lest Ye Jelly, Who's who of hotties? Also in twenty thirteen,

(01:36:37):
some guy named Sean Ferris. Don't know who that is
and then twenty thirteen as well, Blake Griffin. So I
remember hearing about Kate Upton because she was the hit girl,
swimsuit issue, all the kind of stuff, and then I
felt like the next thing she was with justin Verland,
and you're like, oh, this will last two seconds. But
they've been together for a long long time. Yeah, since
twenty fourteen. Sorry, that's on baby number two. Thank you

(01:36:59):
very much, No problem. God, sloppy seconds from p Diddy
and from.

Speaker 20 (01:37:04):
Kanye Shiday, We're gonna left this shiver.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
We're gonna sit because he was like shiver day and
you know, we don't do what we do. Starting with
the celebrities. Happy birthday to Ariana Grande, who's thirty two
years old today. Actor and he's actually a master woodworker.
Nick Offerman, Yes love him. Best known as Juan Ron
Swanson from Parks and Reck. He's fifty five. Sean Hayes

(01:37:30):
from Will and Grace is fifty five. Jacob E Lordi
from Euphoria. He's also playing Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
In a new movie Australian.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
He's twenty seven. Chris O'Donnell. He was Robin to both
Val Kilmer and George Clooney's Batman's Oh yeah, you and no.
If you're a fan of ncis Los Angeles, he's fifty five.
Actor A musician, Jason Schwartzman is forty five, and he's
one of those people that you're like, oh, that guy.
He's a couple's straight because he's a He's been at
a bunch of Wes Anderson movies like Rre Grand Budapest Hotel.

(01:38:01):
He's also in that band Phantom Planet. You know that
song California.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Yeah, but I think he's Talya Shire's son too. He's
a Copola.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
I know he's forty five. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:38:11):
Go.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
His movie seemed like the kind of movies you would hate.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Oh yeah, I love Rush.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
It's weird for weird, say. Former Nickelodeon star Jeanett McCurdy
is thirty three. She wrote a book called I'm Glad
my Mom Died.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
I read it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
It's crazy, not a good relationship or she's trying to
be funny.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
No, her mom was a megabitch and she controlling.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Yeah. Actress Aubrey Plaza from White Lotus and Parks and
Wrecks forty one. Colin Greenwood from one of your favorite bands,
Radiohead Menace fifty six, country singer Gretchen Wilson is fifty one,
and singer Chris Isaac. You remember the song Wicked Game. Yes, Greg,
guess all he is today? I'm just gonna say, I
don't know. Sixty night. He's sixty nine years old. Oh yeah, Chris.

(01:38:55):
By the way, my dad just had a birthday to
the day. I guess all he is sixteen night, sixty nine. Mister,
that's right, Wow, your dad's young. Your porno birthday today
is Remy Lacroix and today's birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
She's been filled with more DNA than the twenty three
and mean database. Four hundred and fifty eight fine films,
including a couple of Greg Gory's favorites, Shenanigans at the
Sorority House. I just watched that again. She was also
in Remy and Lola Go Lesbian Outdoors I Do. She
was in Sloppy Spit Kissing Volume one, Black Meat, White

(01:39:30):
Feet Volume two, Anal Dream Team Volume one. Also Daddy
did The Babysitter uh Anal Hazing Crew Volume three, and
who Could Forget her Unforgettable role? And my stepdaughter tossed
my salad volume six. Wow. Yes, that's Remy Lacroix, who's
thirty seven years old today. And at your porno birthday,

(01:39:51):
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Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Please yeah, be sure to smile a lot, because it
confuses people and it masks all the internal screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Yeah, when someone sees having a hostel with you, the
thing that will drive them crazy the most is if
you sit there and you're listening and you have just
a look on your face like ah yeah, just a
slight not an over overly done smile, just to just
to smirk like h yeah, drives them crazy. So satisfying.

(01:41:19):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the one he show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
S M D double M. I quit this bitch.