FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 7th 2025 Podcast

Vacation Cheers & Jeers, News Headlines, Glory Hole & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of his program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It's
the beginning of a brand new week. It is Monday morning.
Is July seventh, twenty twenty five. Back from the little
holiday break. Yeah, I hope everybody had a good holiday weekend.

(01:01):
Back at it. We are the Woody Show on Woody.
That's Greg Gory, Good morning, Menace, Good morning to you.
We've got Gina grad Good morning. We've got Sea bad
There is Samy Good morning, Sammy, good morning. And men
she are holding things down the Woody Show production department.
We have our associate producer. Her name is Morgan. She
is here. Von our video producer. He is here.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can send
us a.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll get
caught up on all the trending news headlines, all those things,
the entertainment stuff, porno birthday and more. Also a lot
to just get caught up in general. I mean, how
was MENACE's trip Menis had a big trip. He went international.
I mean Greg went all the way to his backyard.

(01:48):
It was a long walk, yeah, I mean long Greg went.
Gina got her colonoscopy. Yeah, in here and here she sits.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
It was off doing different things the break, but yeah,
we're back out of just trying to get back into
the groove. This morning, Greg came in like kind of
emotional or a little it was very It was very touched,
like very touched. Restored my faith in humanity and also
realized that I am not as good of a person
as I thought I was. I got a really nice

(02:18):
package right before we went on vacation and it was
very heavy, and I thought, what is this.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't know what this is. It was three bottles
of wine from this company called Topophilia Wine Company and
Topophilia Touching Kids Wine Company.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I thought, what does that word mean? Ye, what does
it mean? It sounds like it means love of a place.
So you have Topophelia for Cancun or photography.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, that makes it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And it was three bottles of wine from the owner
of the place. His name is Jess and I guess
he had tuned in a while back. And he had
a brother who had died, and he heard me talking
about how awkward holidays are now, like Father's Day, Mother's
Day and all that, and just said, hey, if you
want to enjoy a bottle of wine or have a
good cry over bottle of wine, check out these wines.

(03:06):
And it was so nice. And I thought, you, I've
never met this person, never met me, and he's so
kind to have done this.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I didn't deserve it, and I did drink it, and
I say, yeah, again, it was very good. There was
two pinos and then a wine I'd never even heard
of called a rose pino. So it was that's the wrong,
but it was. It was really good. And the letter
was super nice, very emotional and just really helpful. And

(03:34):
I thought, you know what, there are still good people out,
you know, really good people and so nice. Pay it
forward somehow. It's wine company, Wine company. Yeah, really nice stuff.
You know, Greg appreciates a good letter. Yeah, I know,
I'm kind of you know, I appreciated that just as much,
if not more than the wine. Yeah, really nice. It

(03:57):
makes me want to fulfill you, Greg, you know, you're
you know I have an open door policy. Yeah, yeah,
so thank you to them. I guess we'll get more
into it, but I got my call and Osky coming up. Gina,
you just did yours over the break? What kind of
because there's like three different kinds of prep. There's one
that's like a bunch of pills like my aunt, my
aunt Chrissy did that one where you take like these

(04:18):
handful of pills and then not a ton of liquid.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, that's what I did. Then there's the one that
I'm supposed to do, which is not a lot of liquid.
It's I forget how many ounces.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
They're real small.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Then it's like you have to drink forty ounces of
any kind of other liquid you want, broth or but
that's it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You can have gatorade, but it cannot be read or blown.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's for the daily I'm saying, the prep part itself
like the medicine that you take to clear yourself out. Yeah,
it's not a lot of the volumes not big, like you.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Just drink whatever it used to be these big jokes.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Then you gotta chase it with forty ounces. Over the
next like hour, you have to drink forty ounce of
any kind of liquid you want and then the next
morning you do that again. Yes, before the procedure. Yeah,
did Aunt Chrissy say what came out like a couple
of bapins things that she's a missing.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I had a problem because the one they prescribed me,
like the powder or whatever that you mix, wasn't covered
by insurance. And I said, well, what are my other options?
She's like, well, there's this other one, but it's four leaders.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll never get through four leaders of anything.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, and that's the old stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's that's
the old way, because I had to get one man,
like twenty plus years ago, Okay, and that's what it was.
It was so the volume of it was so crazy.
Water bottles like chop. Yeah, there's no way, no, I'll
tell y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Shout out to propofol.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, my life.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh well, yeah, back at it. It's the Woodie Show.
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Delicious almonds. Oh yeah, I know, feels amazing. Yeah, I
think I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Man, we are into another new hour insensitivity Training Praise
Politically Correct World, Monday Mornings, July the seventh, twenty twenty five,
Wooding Greg Gory Menace is here, we got Jina Grant, right,
Sea Bass. You'll also Sammy Morgan's her phones are up
in eight seven seven four Wooding. You can send us
a text to over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Of course, the big story the flooding in Texas. Updates
on that continuing to come in. We'll keep you updated
on that. But man, we missed a lot of big news.
And I felt like it all happened like the day
after we left.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
We left, yep, I'm like, oh my god, it started
dropping like crazy, dude, it was like everything all like
that Brian Copenberger guy, the guy killed the Idaho college
cag Coburger.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Was confessedly, confessedly.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Confessedly allegedly Sea Bass's doppelganger. Right, big news legal legal
twin and you guys, you guys could easily be brothers.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
It has slightly curly hair, straight hair hair. I can't
say at least cousins look twenty three and maybe not
be kind.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Four counts the first degree murder.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Now, okay, so here's excuse me, yeah, yum, jesus, here's
here's my question.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
If you're him, I think if this was me, well.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
This is but like why would you plead guilty just
to save yourself the death penalty?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like you know, like what I'm saying, you're a you're
a younger guy. That means you're going to be in
prison for a long as time. Like, wouldn't you rather
the death penalty? I mean, as the lawyer may be
telling him, hey, thirty five years from now, you can
maybe get out, like possibility. I don't think so, Yeah,
who's that much nowadays?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
No, I mean that I understand that many murders versus
just one. I understand the throwing your hands up and
going like everything's ft now, and but there's no way
this guy's ever getting out. I mean the way the
brutally murdering these four. It wasn't even like.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
It was like some kind of thing where there was
an altercation and things are said and you know you
could see, oh he did the moment. But this this
was just like these people were inside, sleeping and they
killed these never getting out.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
He's never getting out. But like if you again, I
would think I would rather the death penalty.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I would rather the death penalty than one hour in prison.
If my sentence was one hour, take the death truly.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Now, what I like about it is that now it's
nice and quick, right he was supposed to have like
there was supposed it's our jury selection this month. I
think I'm the twenty third. But now the twenty third,
it's just the official sentencing, which they already know. It's
four consecutive life terms plus ten years for burglary. Oh damn,
So there's not even a question. Yeah, it's just like there.
He will be officially sentenced to me on the twenty third,

(08:45):
ten years off. Sammy, how excited.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Were you, Diddy? So this all happened like in twenty
four hours, just like I thought crazy. I thought you
knew the outcome, Sammy. You kept on saying that he
was done.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yes, I'm shocked by this. I not believe that they
did not find.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Him to not. Yes, what I said when I sat
down and actually looked at everything right now, Oh yeah,
he's not going anywhere.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
And I was getting nervous around the end as we
were ending the trial. I was like, oh no, I
fear that there is not going to be enough.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And did you see how people celebrated shooting with jav
oil up in the air. Yes, I saw that ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
And so with with what they found him guilty on,
he could get max twenty years, which he won't. They're
saying maybe four or five years.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
But still like four or five years in prison for
that dude, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, that's a lifetime, you know for a guy.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Who think about who's used to getting anything he wants.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
When Beza parties, I still will enjoy seeing him. If
he gets five years, I'll enjoy that.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
About four years not good enough, Okay, no doubt. He's
a freak. He's definitely a domestic abuser. Like he's not
a good person. No, No, the whole thing about traffic
that was going to be tough, as everybody said from
the very beginning, that was gonna be a tough one
to Uh yeah, Enrico, right, so did he think?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So he had.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
The uh, the Idaho guy and then the Diddy store
that was within like twenty four hours, super fast. Can
I make another prediction that he will be at music
festivals that we know with probably twenty twenty seven. Well
you say, you say rolling Loud Menace per forming music
festivals in twenty twenty seven, and then Joey Chestnut came back. Oh, yeah,

(10:30):
Nathan's Yeah, Nathan's hot dog and he championship that got
an animal. Yeah that one year last year because he
did that thing with Netflix. It was like Kim and Kobeashi.
Remember they did that thing last year. Wasn't that like
some kind of veggie based Well he got sponsored by
a veggie based company.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, and then skip that one year.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
But weren't they like veggie based hot dogs last year?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I thought he did something on Netflix?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeahgie, I think I think that's I think you're there's.
I took us two.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, he's everything anyway, So dude, seventy and a
half hot dogs in ten minutes. And when my son
and I saw the story, as says, oh Joey Chestnut wins,
he goes, seventy is.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Not that bad?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
What I go, dude? Please?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Second half? I saw it was like twenty thousand and
some calories.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
That there was a new Storke. Even eating even one
hot dog a day will kill you tomorrow. He should
be dead by now.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Like the second place winner had forty six and a
half smoke the competition.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yes, seventies, not a lot. That's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
In case you're keeping tracking home kids, that's Joey Chestnuts
seventeenth career Mustard Belt title. He's got a net worth
of about they said three million dollars. Yeah, okay, I
don't know, because he's bringing in about more. He's bringing
in about five hundred thousand dollars a year. But you
got to figure out a lot of the time, it's
not even he doesn't have to eat anything. He just
shows up to places. Yeah, like maybe they're doing a

(11:53):
wing eating contest, but we're having a special appearance by
Joey Chestern, right and he shows up.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
And just look at him because he's so hot. Yeah,
you don't even have to do anything, just show up.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Where he goes. Yeah, pretty good. I told you In
the super Bowl in New Orleans, I went out that
night and some mutual friends were friends with him, so
he was part of the group that I was in. Dude,
the guy is a wild man. Dude insane. He was
he was on one he was parting. He was like
shouting out cars and every every single shouting out cars.

(12:30):
And then he's like every single person knew who he was.
When we're walking down the street, like he was constantly
getting stopped and my friend who was with he's like
I didn't. I can't believe that so many people recognize him.
Yeah he's Joey Chestnut man. Yeah, but I wouldn't. I
wouldn't think so either. What do you think it's the

(12:52):
super Bowl? Like people would know, but people.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
If you would say Joey Chestnut, I think you have
a better chance that someone might go, oh, I know
that name. I recognize the name. They might not be
able to place why.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
That happens with me a lot, like I'll know the
name of a celebrity, Like I don't know why they're
famous necessarily, I just know I know that name.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I've heard that name before.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I'm telling you every five ft he was getting stopped
well New Orleans, that crowd. Yeah you know if you're
like on the street, which we were, Yeah, I understand,
but like, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I would love to see, like, what are his Like
you go to the doctor and get your blood paint.
You know, he's got to have a special I don't
know there's going to be long term problems, right is
there is there like a doctor that he's got to
see somebody on a regular basis to keep tabs on everything,
to make sure.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's definitely going to lose a foot with all that sodio.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I don't think so. I'm saying, like, how how how
you know a construction you know worker has a hammer.
You know what I mean, you're your carpenter, you have
a hammer, Like his tool would be to have like
if something he needs for his job or to continue
his job, would be to have a a specialist, true
of some kind that just does constant cardiologist yests and yeah,

(14:05):
and you know working out, maybe you gotta do something.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, Like that was the Man Versus Food guy, Adam Richmond,
Like it was in his.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Contract what he got. He got in bad shape for
a while.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well that I thought, like in his contract he had
he got a trainer and nutrition is just to get him.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Off all of that crap.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
They have a new guy doing it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh they do not great?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, have you heard anything about it until you bring
up Oh yeah, I guys, remember Man versus Food You're
alway talking about Adam Richmond, but nobody.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Nobody knows that.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
No. I didn't even realize that they had a news didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I think he's an actor though.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
And then the other the other big story that because
it kind of broke with the Idaho Killer and the
Diddy thing. It was all like within a day and
a half, two days. And then was the the spending
bill thing, which you know, the big story, big story,
big story, big story. But we're not going to get
into that because who cares. It's a lot having forty

(15:00):
four Woody, you can set us a text. You do
that over to two two nine eight seven if you
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you are and where around town.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
You're listening to The Woody Show. Helped you had a
great holiday weekend. I've given you guys a.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, four o four checking in on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. My holiday weekend, Jeers,
I was stung in the nads. If I a jellyfish,
that sucks, that sucks. I get stung, like I would say,
like once a year in Mexico jellyfish. Yeah, not the nads,

(15:42):
but like I'll just it's not like a big serious
things and yeah yeah, uh oh yeah, it kind of
catches you.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
One time I got dad like on the side of
my knee and I had like a red mark there
for over a year.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Did you compe on it.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
No, that's you're not supposed to that freak like to get.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Pete on friends.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
It's not Yeah, that's not that's not a real thing.
If somebody says that I need to pee on them
because it get stung by a jellyfish, they just like
golden showers.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
They just want to be peeed on.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Twisted my ankle, pee on it. Yeah, that's also like.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
There's no such thing as anything that people can put
in their pool that will the water will change if
somebody peas and also which would be cool.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
It'd be nice.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Yeah, that'd be cool, just to.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Be great, just to see it.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Who's doing it?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Like what you do? Again? I had over to my
house in the pool and they made a point of saying,
I'm gonna get out right now because I'm gona use
the bathroom because I'm not gonna pee in your pool.
Why do you have to announce that as an adult?
Just just do it.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I think if everybody here in the room Metas probably
had like he went the furthest for sure.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, he travel whirlwind. People either do fun you know,
staycation like Greg, or you know somewhere in between, like
you know, I went and traveled solid family. Yeah, and
then Menace went international. Yeah, I went to Milan, Niece Can, Monaco, London.
But yeah, because you can't, you can't just go to

(17:10):
like the place. Well again, it's always gonna be I
explained this before I left, that they're all pretty close
to each other. So French cities are like half hour
half hour, so idiots. But Lake Cuomo, oh my god,
I kind of went there on a whim. It's pretty badass.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Lake Cuomo?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
In Italy yeah, Italy okay, Yeah, and got married George. Yeah,
and they shot some Star Wars stuff there, but that's
where they It's it's funny because in that area, you know,
you go to Vegas, you go to Las Vegas Strip
and there's like the Bloggio, right, so Blaggio is at
Lake Cuomo. So you go to the real Blago and like, oh,

(17:51):
this is nothing like the Vegas version. Really yeah, totally different.
But like Clomo you get to you know, you go
on those like wooden boats the yeah no.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, no, almost like cigarette boats.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, they're super nice, like high end boats. And you
go around and you see all these like huge just
mansions that are just like on the lake and uh,
it's beautiful. It's super nice. It's a glacier lake, so
it's it's weird. It's like super deep clear. I can't
understand why people love just going there. It's it's really cool.

(18:27):
I thought about Greg a lot. I'm like, Greg would
love this.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I would love it.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I would love like Como es como, Yeah, como como. Yeah, yeah,
I got it. Yeah, it was cool. But then just beautiful.
And then Monaco is just insane because it's like the
richest country in the world, and so everywhere you look
it's just Ferraris, Lamborghinis and all this stuff. But there

(18:53):
they have the original Monte Carlo casino. And is it
anything like the Money Carlo you much much? Speaking about smells, Yeah,
even in their like train station and smell like flowers.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
It was it. Does people still dress up to go
to that casino?

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, you like pants are required and stuff. You have
to be fancy check so check it out.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm very much anti international travel. Right, So a friend
of ours, our friend David, just went on a Mediterranean
Royal Caribbean cruise, right, And so I was I was
talking to him. In fact, he was just on the Allure,
which is the ship that I'm going to be on
later this year. We're going on a cruise over Thanksgiving,

(19:39):
and he was talking.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
About the boat.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
So I got a little down on the boat and
the whole thing and I'm.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Trying the ship.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Yes, sorry, but he was explaining to me, he goes,
you know, it's nice, he goes, because when you go
to Thegether countries and not you know, Italy and all
the kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Great, and you can see.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Things, but then you almost get to go back to
America when you go back to the ship, because when
you get on the ship, it's just like you know,
it's you kind of go back to like what you're
already known and.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
You know, comfortable with.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Right, So he said, it's kind of like a nice
buffer when we talked about international travel, like if you're
going somewhere and you're on a cruise ship, like you
go out and your yeah, you go out like into
the you know, port city or whatever you're doing for
your activity, and then you know, but you're not like
staying in town, like in a place that you don't
know a language.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Everybody speaks English. I understand that it's I understand that.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I understand that there's one of the many things I'm like,
you know what, I'm not even interested in, like being
being half inconvenience.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
But there's no inconvenience and it doesn't pay that bad.
Paying for everything is super easy because they adopted tap
on everything. You don't have to uh, you know, leave
tips on anything. It's just typical in and out. But no,
there's one place and can't it's it's frowned upon. But
there was one place where we're on the beach and

(21:06):
it's like kind of like a beach resort thing and
you are supposed to like tip them just a little bit,
but because the difference in euros and uh and American
dollars kind of overtipped and they were like confused on
why A, you're tipping so much? Yeah, buddy, I can understand.
And when it comes to the con because it's so

(21:26):
beautiful there, I understand why every business in America just
waste money to hang out there for a week. Yeah,
it's insane. But I did go over to London. I
went to f one to Silverstone and that was awesome.
Love any jeers or well my jeers, My only jeers
was on the way back, which is, you know, a
ten hour flight. No Wi Fi, guys I.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Lived with, so that'll happen to when you fly to
when you fly to Mexico, like once you leave, Like
you you leave, you're not flying over America anymore.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
The Wi Fi doesn't work. But I had one percent
Wi Fi the entire time flying there, but on the
way on the way back, it just wasn't working.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Wait, so you're saying on the second floor of a
double decker plane they couldn't hook you up with some WiFi.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, no Wi Fi. But I did watch a lot
of movies, and I watched Captain America, A Novacane, Love Hurts,
and those are all great movies. Check them out.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Jeers and Jeers, Gina, how did the the colon Oscarby go?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Friday?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
A week from this Friday's mind? I'm really curious about
the the prep because, yeah, I hear the prep is
not as bad. It still sucks, but it's not as bad.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm speaking as a Jew, so my fellow people, I
think I'll get this. The prep. What's like, Oh God,
you know you're gonna need a seep out for your toilet.
As somebody who lives with IBS. I was like, Oh,
it's just another day. This is just not a big deal.
Is It's fine?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
So explaining me because I think we're doing the same Yeah,
I do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So it's an view. It's called pleun view view is
what they gave me. It's just this little plastic cup
and you put your little powders in it, you mix
it with water. It's you know, like sixteen ounces, and
you get it down any way you can. I got
a little like got my kid's apple juice box and
would take a sip of that, hold it in my mouth,
guzzle as much plang you as I could, and then
top it off with another sip. So it was doable.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Can't you just chug the stuff and get and then
they say.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Do not do that your stomach float. Use us to
drink it over like a half hour.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Is that kind of what you want? You kind of
want to it all, but they.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Said, drink it over a half hour if you can,
and then just strap in and then uh went to
the Kolonasky. This is where you and I might part ways.
The second I walked in and they started trying to
put a little uh ivan me immediately started crying, cried
until I fell asleep. Why sound like being there? Like
I don't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
It's so relaxing, not.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
When they're you know, messing with you, but when I
get on the table and they're like, okay, just turn
over on your left and we're gonna get the little
medicine in you. And I was like, I don't think
it's gonna work, like uh huh, And Greg, tell me
a physics, tell me this up of you. The last
thing I said was my face is prickly. Did your
face start to feel all like it was like electrics?

Speaker 10 (24:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're like uh huh. And I was out and I
woke up and I was like, please tell me we started.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I was back in half an hour later, four minutes later.
What did they find up there?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
They found a polyp, but they were not worried. They said,
see you in seven years. I've been looking for my own.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Self table from some experimental evening sometimes.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
But I got to tell you, I heart propofol right'
oh I get it now. I felt amazing.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I had to make a video Michael Jackson love.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I was so pro propofole. I get Michael Jackson's whole thing.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I actually, it's heaven in a syringe is the best
thing ever.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And I thought that was the perfect time to tell
people to get their screenings. I posted something online, but
I realized I didn't sound as with it as I
thought I was. This clip is yeah, then fancy vacation.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
So what did she got?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I got my carnosc pee. I'm at recovery room right now.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Defend one pole up the pole.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Cookie, your colors could be screening.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
So in your head, so jealous. In your head it
sounded more like, oh my god, guys amazing had this
kind of like energy.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I thought I was just explaining it. And so the
whole way home, Andy said, I was going I hard
propofol a little jingle. I was in a great food
and I'm so glad it's over and You're gonna be fine.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
They rush you out of there, keep waking you ride
her rides here, Are you right?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
In fact, I.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Kept wanting to leave and they were like, whoa woo, sister.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
A couple of friends of mine standing up, went to
the same doctor that I'm going to, and they said
it's it was great because it was nice and quick.
He's very efficient. He's very good. Yeah good.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
But it's funny you show up and you just hear
rock and roll music blasting. Like he's blasting rock and
roll music. Yes, looking up people's butts all day.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
What was the music? There was music on? I think
it was foreigner.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I'm like good, I said, I want to I wanted
to be cool and relax.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, they definitely play music.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
My buddy was back and recover. They called his wife
back and they said, all right, well he's just waking up.
We're just waking him up now, so like you'll we'll
have a long get away before you can leave it.
And as soon as he saw her, he like, oh cool,
we're leaving. So he like he like took the blanket
off and stood up. He's got nothing on, so.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
There's like all these nervousations around his dongs out. She's
like Kevin laid back down and they're like, no, no, sir,
you can't leave yet.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah that's what you think you could do? Just hop
skip right out.

Speaker 11 (27:00):
So enjoyable when because I hear people want to go now,
they they got like two pull ups and they just
they removed them, like are you in any kind of
discomfort after they do that, like no, no, no clue.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
And he said it didn't look like anything. But if
they find one, you have to come back in seven
years instead of ten years.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Seven years, big deal. I haven't lived that long.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, and there was The week was awesome. I just
I got to do a fun TV hit, went to
a couple of Fourth of July parties, visited Woodies neighborhood.
When you were there looking around that neighborhood. But so,
I really had a lovely week. Not much of a jeers.
This is not much of a jeers. But we have
the best part of our couch. It's you know, it's

(27:45):
a sectional and everyone wants to lay on the one
that goes like forward. You know, that's the best part.
That thing has caved in so bad from two adult
asses fighting over the best part of the couch. We
can't live like this, right, You can't live with like
a big dip in your couch, right, Greg, I.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Couldn't even look at it.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Okay, Greg doesn't sit on his couch, sit on the
floor couch. And people think we're making this up. This
is this is not a made up thing. This is
this is real life. Greg and Mario they keep their
couch quote made like you would make your bed. So
other words, it's just it's always perfectly staged. The pillows
are put just right, and they have you know, you

(28:22):
know things and just the right.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Thinks that we don't use because we would get them wet.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
When they when they walk into a room, they'll walk
around the perimeter of the room to not disturb the
vacuum lines in the carpet. And then but they will
sit on the carpet as opposed to sitting on the
couch over comfort.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
On the carpet because you don't want to see if I'm.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Having somebody over within let's say three to four hours. Yes,
couches off limits. So I thought that was like most
of the time that you would do that. We have
no touch couch nobody. And then we have the normal
break up together week, we.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Start to cave in on each other. That's not allowed, right.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, when you cave in, yeah you have to get
a new one.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I mean, if you watched cribs, every single crib had
like the room that no one actually sat in. Right now,
you don't have to do it, Greg, would you just
get rid of the entire couch.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I would burn the house down.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
You can just get new cushions.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
You can't cook because I don't want to get a
new couch until we get a new house. I don't
want to get stuff that fits this tiny little You
get new.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Cushions, they just take the covers off the current, right and.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
They them or can I just like stuff it with stuff?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Don't do that, that'll do.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Sammy would figure it out.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I watched something and I got inspired. I'm like, I'm
gonna make my own pillow exactly, and so like I
grabbed my mom's sewing crap and it's a lumpy mess,
and I stuffed it with cotton balls. Yeah, like an idiot,
I'm like, ooh, this sucks, Like no kidding, dummy.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, you have to get polly fill. Everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm glad it.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Glad to Oscar, Thank you you're up next dude, next
week for me, Jerry duty, colons, jeez, all the time?
Stuff don't well, yeah, like what else do you do?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
More Woodies shows next, Hang on, Jeers and Jeers.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
We'll find out what happened with the sea bat. I
don't even know what he's such a mystery. You never
know what he's doing. Did you travel anywhere?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I did? Okay?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
More, was it like some kind of international travel? Was
it Lake Clomo? Was international?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Domestic?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Was it Monaco Monoe?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
All right, gut some more on show CODU for your
next hang. The show returns in a seconds, The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
All right, So weekend holiday weekend on our case, uh,
vacation week Jeers and Jeers. You said, technically is international?
It's either international or Nazi bas where'd you go?

Speaker 7 (30:49):
No, it's a technically it's I throw through Canada from
Buffalo Detroit. So technically yeah, technically it wasn't much of
a drive though.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
So where were you need city for?

Speaker 7 (31:01):
I was kind of doing carton arks, running around getting
this and that A certain seriously certain The thing is
certain agents of the cart Arks operate in certain geographic regions. Okay,
so you have to be in those reason regions to
record there.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
I didn't know if you just I know you go
to different places for cardonarking. I didn't know how you
made the decision to go to any particular place, Like,
is it just to go to different places or do
you go there for other things? And then while you're there,
just happen to do.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
Some definitely those things. Yeah, it's whatever, what's whatever's happening
to this case? I just like, you know what, I
hadn't been around. Well, I don't like to be in
that part of the country when it's cold, so this
is the perfect time of year to be there.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, I understanding.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
It's funny because when I'm go through customs, there's always
a lie I have to tell, Like, so I don't
want to be like, oh, I'm here for official business
and they'll say, oh, where where's.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Your Don't do that. Don't ever do that.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
So I like, Okay, well, my my mom's family lives
in Rochester, Buffalo, and I can just you can always
say I've got a friend who lives in fill in
the blank city, right and so. But but you know,
with customs, they're always like they're not grilling you, but
they're grilling you and so, oh, really, what are you
doing here? O? Why'd you drive all away from there?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Why do you have a bullet proof vest?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Coming back in through the Vancouver Crossing is when I
got detained by the Royal Royal Mounted Mortar Guard because
they they because I had it just laying loose in
the back seat and they saw it and they said, oh,
that's possibly illegal.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, I understand why they have questions about a guy
rolling around the bulletproof vest.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Well that's why when I travel international, I never loved.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
I know.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
I no longer bring the kevlar international because certain coming
get it anyways, a couple of guns pulling me.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
In other countries because it's only America that's got a
gun this year. Some part.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Well, I'm driving back into Detroit, it might be good
to have guns don't exist on the He's not going
to just here, but like contes like Australia, like everything's
illegal there regarding guns. And that was the Yeah, so
I don't even define like it's funny when I go,
like it really international across the ocean, I'll have a
like a little smock, the prettiest little thing because it's

(33:06):
because anyway, So that yeah, not just semi international. So
the cheers, of course goes to not a sponsor, but
could be Jet Blue Airlines.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Oh Blue, Jet Blue Mint, oh j that's pretty balling.
Min's nice, especially if you get the right road. The
correct worry I forget was it road two and four one?
And four there whatever.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Some are some seats are two by two, some are
one by one. They're all lay flat with massaging. Yeah,
and you want you want the road that's the Yeah,
the single ropes that way. There's no one next to you.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's like a little door that closes.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Massaging chairs.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yeah, it's basically having like one of those Sharper image
massage chairs.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, feet lay down all the world.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
But on a plane, Oh how.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Was the meal? You know?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Actually I was.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
It was a red eye, so I skipped the meal.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
But it's so nice people like when customer service exists,
you have to be everyone else is all the all
the losers are shuffle by to go to the back,
and meanwhile they comes to you, Hello, sir, welcome.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
To the Mint Experience for your experience years.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
But I flew Jet Blue Mint one time because somebody said, oh,
you gotta try.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
It is really cool.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
And I've never been on a plane that had like
the option laid flat. Yeah, I've never even seen them,
So I'm like, let's do that.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
I just wanted to experience kind of like how I'm
gonna go to Dubai with minutes just for the just
for the flight I'm not leaving the airport. Once we
get there, I'm turning around, coming right back.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
But it's gonna be tough. Just side note, because they
don't have an airport. I don't have a hotel in
the airport, and you do the way you're talking about,
you do have an overnight stay.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I'll just roam around the terminal.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
That's I don't have to let you.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Maybe I'll just hang out in the lounge. Yeah the bathroom, man, Yeah,
they have a really nice Emorts has a really nice lounge.

Speaker 7 (34:42):
What are you dumping for eight hours?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
When did you get in a couple hours? A couple
of hours from showers? Jeers?

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Okay, and hold your hold your rebuttal here jeers for poutine.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
It sucks.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Sorry, Okay, I'll tell you why. Because people agree. Because
cheese curds suck. They're the lowest form of cheese, especially
if you get them, whether they're not fried where they're
just fresh cheese curds. Because fresh cheese curd is not
aged cheese. It's it's just off the top and it's
all squeaky on your teeth because it's all shiny. It
doesn't taste like much because it's not aged at all,
and it's it ruins the texture of the fries.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Cheese curds alone do suck well.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Okay, So the idea with poutine French fries, French fries,
cheese curds, gravy maybe some other whatever fancy stem. The
gravy drowns the fries instantly, That's what I say.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
I think anything other than you can have cheese on
the side that you dip the cheese the fry into,
or grave that you dipped the fry into.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
But anytime they cover your fries with.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Anything, I don't know, you ruin the stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, it's like cassel.

Speaker 12 (35:45):
Right.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
The problem with the brown gravy is it's just brown.
It's brown waters. I mean it's a little salty or whatever.
So again, a shredded cheese or a nacho cheese would
be much preferred on, like a loaded style fry.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Poutine is not the way to get possible. You just
had a bad poutine.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I've had new talking and I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
I'm with you though, And I would say a cheese
curd out of fairs those that hots them up and
goozen up and you have the flavor of the cross.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, the squeaky cheese curt is not the way.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
To go, and them is fried. If you every Wisconsin
and they get you a freak. There's some first cheese
curds just playing it. They suck there, they do, and
they're all plant. Apologies to the poutine community. I knew,
I knew it's going to be flow back, but suspects,
we'll accept your Crossroads email when they're standing and draw
your line that poutine.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
And we started another new hour with the trending news headlines.
What's happened in Gina grad Well, the biggest.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Story, of course, is the flooding in Texas. Eighty two
people dead, dozens still missing. One of the hardest hit
areas was a girls summer camp near the Guadalupe River,
with the flood hitting the camp, Yeah, taking the lives
of at least twenty seven campers and counselors.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
I know we have tragic stories in the news all
the time, and this this is one of those stories
I can't shake. Yeah, and I'm not trying to shake
it and forget about it, but I find myself constantly
thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, looking at the end dates.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
I get I guess just because of all these girls
this camp, and I mean I realized bad things happen.
Hurricanes and you know, floods, tornadoes you hear about, Yeah,
you hear about fires. You hear about stuff all the time.
But for like, I don't just the the idea that
these girls are at this summer camp and all of
a sudden like gone, and as a parent, like thinking

(37:31):
about what they're going through and how fridaying these girls were,
like I can't shake it it really, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
And even the thought of like the parents with kids
still missing, not knowing and they think at.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Dads are out there searching like man like I just
talk about broken heart and found.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Two girls like clinging to a tree and they found
them alive. The floods came out of nowhere on the
fourth of July, when storms dumped over ten inches of
rain in the central Texas area.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Did you see some of the video, Yeah, Like how
quickly they showed this one road.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
You know what this camera was set up on, But
it's like a surveillance camera and like, all of a sudden,
like the whole area just looks like the world's biggest
rushing river.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
The Guadaloupe River. It rose twenty six feet in forty
five minutes. I mean, talk about a force masure. Rescue
team's been working around the clock to save anyone and
everyone they can. President Trump has signed a major disaster
declaration for the area, and we'll of course keep you
updated on that.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Well.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
The newest Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World Rebirth, was number
one over the weekend and it brought in big money
one hundred and forty seven point three million dollars to
be exact. Girl f one was second, How to Train
Your Dragon third, and at number four was the Pixar
flop el e O, which I only know two people
who saw it, my husband and my steps on twenty

(38:52):
eight years later. Rounds out the top five. Really want
to see that The New Superman comes out this weekend,
And in case you're wondering, director James Gunn would like
you to know that this Superman movie is an immigrant
story because because of Krypton from a different plan.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
In that case, wasn't it always right?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And a side note, Fantastic four will be out on
the twenty fifth.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
My wife and kids when and saw the new Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, nice, long right, it's over two hours.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Oh no, it didn't go I know. D A T
saw it. He enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, instead it was great.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, who doesn't love dinos versus people?

Speaker 4 (39:28):
This is what the seventh Yeah, I think the Park movies,
I mean from Yeah, it's a lot, but I thought
the plotline was a little bit weird because no, because
of the d we got to get the DNA from them,
but the dinosaurs have to be like awake what or
something like that, Yeah, in order to get to get
the DNA, So they got to trap them and get

(39:49):
the DNA while they were like, you don't want to
kill a cow when it's stressed because the meat will
be tough.

Speaker 12 (39:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
By the way, there eight it says here Dressed Slash World,
Slash Reboard, d after Birth movies enjoyed them well.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Mexico beat the US men's national team two to one
on Sunday to win its tenth Gold Cup in front
of over seventy thousand fans in Houston. The US scored early,
but Mexico took control and tied it before halftime with
a goal from Rael Jumenez. In the second half, Mexico
scored again on a header that stood after a video review.
The US came close to tying it at the end,

(40:23):
but Mexico's goalie made a big save. Mexico now has
six wins over the US in Gold Cup finals, and
both teams now turned their attention to preparing for the
twenty twenty six World Cup.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
What was the story I just saw the other day?
It was like some national team, the women's some women's
national team. They lost to a group of fifteen U boys.
Oh I didn't seem that I got killed, like seven
to one, Like it wasn't even close. That's the one.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Well, there's a story from a while ago where the
women's team, the US women's team practiced against.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
No, this wasn't the women's team. It was in other country.
It's like their national team, Switzerland.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Something that US team happened. They stopped doing that because
it's bad headlines. And they said, oh, we were just
kind of practicing some new formations.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
They got they got schooled like seven to one because
and these like watching these uh, these fifteen you boys.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Man, they were really.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
I mean, I don't know dick about soccer, but like
they looked, I mean, they they really knew what they
were doing. They were certainly playing.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Hard Switzerland national soccer team, yes, seven to one. Yeah,
smoked by.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Embarrass what's up?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I know Morgan's sister won something over the weekend in
Portugal for volleyball. Oh is that what you were?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I saw?

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Yeah, Okay, that's not the one that's on the beach
with the crackhead now right now she's out there Russian fools.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Yeah, same girl.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
But yeah, she's in Portugal till August fourth, I say, nice, So, yeah,
she just won the tournament. Hell well. A new memo
from the FBI and Department of Justice says there's no
proof that Jeffrey Epstein had a secret client list or
black mailed powerful people, just by years of people thinking
he did. The review was ordered under someone appointed by

(42:06):
President Trump, and it also confirms Epstein died by suicide
in jail break.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I've never everyone says clientlest client list, and there's never
been any proof that there was a client list.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Why would you do that? Why you wrote it down?
But there at least like some emails where you can
you know, well, they said we're talking about the things
together and call lists, and it's like if people are
going to fly on his plane right like you. It
has to be on the express so he's not keeping
like hmm, these are all the people that went to
my diary, my kitty pounding islands.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, so it was it an official Black Book kind
of list? Probably not, but your name's.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
On something right well.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Elon Musk recently claimed Trump's name was in the files,
but Trump denied any wrongdoing, calls it old news. The
d o J says pushing unproven theories helps no one
and distracts from real efforts to help fight child exploitation.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Nothing to see here here, no exactly, move on what
high powered celebrity didn't go.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Well, that's the thing. It crosses political boundaries. It's one hundred. Well,
just days after losing a big boxing match to Jake Paul,
Julio Caesar Chavez Junior was arrested by ice in Studio City, California.
US officials claim he has ties to the Sinaloa cartel
and say he lied on his immigration paperwork. They plan
to deport him to Mexico, where there's already a warrant

(43:28):
for his arrest. His fight with Paul was huge and
set a record at Honda Center, but now he's looking
at some serious legal trouble.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
So why do they wait till after the fight? Well,
because of course a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, okay, if.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
You want to talk about like, okay, well law and order,
how Sartin is it? Yeah, it's like so you know,
if that's going to be your argument, the fact that
you wait till after a fight and after all this
money comes in from whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You know, all these other things.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Maybe they're that it would cause some chaos all the people.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
There's somebody sitting at the office, they're like, hey, what
if this guy's one.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Watching the fat Yeah, I don't think you could do
this anymore. But this is my first wife.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
So we're talking years ago, Like you know, twenty five
plus years ago. My wife worked at a bank. She
was a teller, and the tellers at that point were
able just to put a name into the good days
and just look up to see if somebody was a
customer that they knew and.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
They could see their information. And my friends at bank,
at the bank said they would check Kobe's all the time.
And now yeah, and now you can't do that. Oh
it's different now anymore.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, you can't just look random people up. We see
there if you're Yeah, like you just because you're a
employeed the bank, you just don't have access to everybody's stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
That's like what Now, if you go into a bank,
you have to put like your Democrat.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
That's why you put the card in now, I guess.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
You put you know, and if you call in, there's
got all different verifications, the two step or the whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, it would be on that all all day. It
probably on what level you're at. If you have a
like a securities license, I think you can still look
at it.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, I'm sure if you're like a manager, not the teller. Yeah,
but if you're just like a random teller.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Right, Like my old roommate was a teller.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
He was Chase Bank like Zillow people, yactly, Well, Fyi.
Chavez Junior is the son of boxing legend Julio Caesar Javes,
which makes this even more high profile, and TikTok is
making a US only version of its app to avoid
being banned. The US government says it's Chinese owner Byte
Dance has to sell the American part of TikTok by

(45:29):
the middle of September because of national security concerns, but
President Trump has delayed the deadline a few times, says
the group of a group of rich buyers is interested.
TikTok thanked the administration for the extra time. Obviously wants
to keep its one hundred and seventy million US users,
but unless the sale happens soon in the app's future
is still up in the air.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
So they're making it's an exclusive version. So in other words,
it's not going to be it's still going to be
tied into people outside of the country.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, well, but completely separate from byte Dance.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah. So the the big thing is the company. They
don't want the Chinese company to have access to all
the data of all the US citizens, right, Okay, so
they say, well, we want a US company to oversee everything,
and then China you can still own part of it,
but you won't have access to the data. Which I

(46:20):
think that's all. This is all a complete line.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
But I'm saying, if you have like you're in the
US and you have this new because it's a US
version of the.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
App, yeah, that's already happening now already, but it'll tie
like so you'll still see everything else. That's the rest
of it.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Just they just don't share the data allegedly they don't.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Just the way the algorithm feeds you the content that
you're seeing is going to be. It's already different already,
because yeah, when you travel overseas, you get educational stuff.
Here you just get dumb people like you dancing dancing.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Greg, I did see something really funny, so you know,
and I just saw it yesterday. My wife and I
went to a sushi place and the table next to
us with these two friends, these younger girls, twenty somethings,
and they.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Came, oh my god, so good to see you. Then
they sat at the table, weren't talking to each other.
They just on their phone on their phones, so the
whole yeah, like sounds familiar. They had like oh my god,
so yeah, so how you been good.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
That lasted for like thirty seconds, and then they're both
on their phone, not talking to each other, sitting across
the table. The waitress comes over, asks them what they want.
They place their order and they go, yeah, that looked likely.
I thought about getting that too, right back to the phone.
Then the food gets there, right, they both break out
their phones and they're doing their pictures to get the
pictures of the food right actually, and then they start

(47:41):
having a little conversation as they're eating, because it's hard
to eat and be on the phone. So you had
then actually, I don't know, we meet up with a
friend and go. So that was interesting to watch. But
what it reminded me of is I saw this thing
it's on social media that people are doing, is like,
you know, Greg's out with Menace. Menace loves to take
pictures of the food.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Before he eats.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
It can't take a base like yeah, oh my god,
like hurry, So what Greg would fifteen seconds?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
What Greg would do is, as Menace is going to
get the picture of he would reach over with his
fork and just kind of scramble the pit. Yeah, smash
it or scramble the plate. Oh yeah, right before it,
right before they take the photo. And then you get
the reaction, Oh come on man.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah those are good. I care. Oh my god, I
didn't get it or again. But I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
These girls at this table next to us yesterday certainly
would have cared if one of them had.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Oh it sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah, like, oh my god, does this lunch even count? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Start over?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Was it? Medic and his wife?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, Well that's what's going on. Withinning.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
All right, thank you very much, Gina grad Moore. What
his show is next? Oh yam.

Speaker 12 (48:43):
Oh, I think.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Still following up on the cheers and jeers from the
holiday weekend, also from uh last.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Week we were on break, we'd up to fourth July.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Mine's were quick jeers.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yeah, family friends going home.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
That was always great. That's always awesome. That that's your cheers.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeahs, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Jeers. Home Owners Association. My house is twenty five years old.
Time for a new roof. I'm literally just replacing the
roof I already have. It's gonna look exactly the same.
But the hassle that you go through just to get
that quote approved is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Even though it's the it's the same damn thing. So
what's the problem.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Oh, you gotta get to all the neighbors around you
to sign the sheet. They say that they're okay with
you getting a new roof, and then I don't get
it look no different. It's not gonna look anything. But
I gotta say who's doing the work. I have to
give them the like, this is the material they're going
to use, and this is the call. It looks the same.
I even put like it's going to be the same roof,
it's just new.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
This is the kind of stuff that HA can just
piss off.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
Ah, what could they possibly do to a roof? Like
what do you expect them to do it?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
And they're not responsible. I'm paying for the whole thing
that they have nothing to do with it, but.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
I I anyway, So yeah, and they made it very
clear that if any work begins on the roof or
anything like that before I get official approval from the
architectural committee or whatever it is, that they will make
me remove any of the work that has already been
done at my own expense, wait for it to be approved,
and then have it redone.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
At my own expense.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
That happened to my aunt.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
It's like, dude, meanwhile, they don't care in the house.
Your neighbor has eighty seven people living in their garage, right,
they don't care about that, dude. It's it's so ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Now, I'm not I'm not completely anti HOA because like
sometimes they do some things where you're.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Like, okay, it's to push me over the edge, but
this is ridiculous. It's the same damn roof.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, and you have to get all the neighbors approval.
Oh sir, may I please have a new roof?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
May I please spend thirty thousand dollars on a new roof?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
And you have to go around with the form to
have them signed.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Do you like knock on the door the neighbor to
the front, the left, to the right, and behind, just
like for it.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
That's insane?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Ye, yes, great gory cheers and jeers just I mean,
very few years. Cheers number one to my new grill.
Oh my god, talk about you like green Egg? What
do you know? It's it's a blackstone. The brand is
called brand Man, which is such a terrible name. But
it's a break grill. It's one of those built in
grills and doesn't have name recognition.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It really just and grills.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah, no brand exactly, but it's it's awesome. I broke
it in during the week which works perfectly. Oh, super simple,
hot dogs, hamburgers.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Love it can't go wrong.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
That was great.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Cheers as well to a show that I just started
in the past week, Shrinking, which we've mentioned before. I
finally started in Good God, I love it. It's so good.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Jason Siegel, Yeah, Harrison Ford.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Really good. And Harrison Ford is hilarious, really great show.
My only jeers is. I spent about, let's see, three
full days of the beach and because everybody I know,
including Mario, had to work, I went alone, so I
was paying extra. I know you dream It's amazing. It
was really great. Loved every second of it. It was just

(52:08):
me and my dog and spent a lot of the
time at the beach. And because I was alone, I
really I guess maybe I was just hearing people more
or maybe more aware of what was going on around me.
And I have to say I never want to hear
the word bro again. It has gone. It has gone
into There's this group of girls who I would say

(52:31):
I'm estimating fourteen, so not even college age. We're talking
fourteen year old girls calling each other. Bro. Bro, I
need you to hand me that the sun's screen? I bro, Bro,
are you gonna go back? You're first of all, you're
a girl. It doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
My daughter, my daughter is about to turn thirteen, same thing.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh right, Oh she's browing you.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I it's like noting me. It everybody on my nerves.
Then it's stilled, Daddy, I get back from me because.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
She's trying to see that sweet suck out suck up
and then I get back back from there.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm at home. I'm chilling out using my new grill.
My neighbor has a college aged son, he's probably twenty
two twenty three. He has some friends over. They're playing
beer pong. Every third word.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Bro bruh bro that one?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Bro? Bro?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Whose turn is are bro?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
It's like it sounds like a like an SNL skit.
At this point, we have got to as a society
come up with a new word.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Well, thank you for joining the club, Greg, but also
we should like that's their parents.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's always been part of the club. It's just don't
vocalize it. It's so annoying. And speaking of that show shrinking,
when the daughter calls the dad, dude, if I was
a father and my child called me dude, that would
be the first and last time really ever happened. Dude, No, well.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Addressed father, I would get you out of that.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Does It doesn't bother me?

Speaker 5 (53:58):
It does on the tone like if I say, hey,
go take the garbage cans, dude, Like that's different.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
That would be that's different. If take that door off,
if it's anything. That's because that's part of like a
backtalk telling what kind of thing. What's like taking a
baby to the firehouse.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
I think if it's like, uh, if it fits the chips,
I think I think if you can fit the kid
in the box.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
If I had, they should take it, especially a daughter,
and she called me, dude, yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
They should take So how was the party? Oh dude,
it was great. Sammy cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
So my cheers is that I lit fireworks for the
first time.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
It was fun march thing.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Hold on, what was it?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah? They were just like the ones from the fireworks stands.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Was it a bottle rocket?

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Like? What was it?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
They were like the cake ones?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
So it's like a big cube that's got multiple shots.

Speaker 8 (54:54):
Of different things, some of them spin and whatever else
that's a legit one.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
And it was really fun.

Speaker 8 (54:59):
And I was always I'm always nervous about that kind
of thing, so I never wanted to, but I did,
and I had so much fun.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
We had so many fireworks.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
Now my gears is that we accidentally let the trash
can on fire.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
We were putting when we were done with the fire
trees were so many.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
We would put the ones that we used into the
trash can. So I almost when we were putting them in,
I was pouring water all over all.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Of those heads.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
We did it, and like anytime I saw it ember
and that whatever, pouring water all over them, we think
it's fine. It seems fine. At this point, and we
were going down the street to see some other people.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Somebody put the lid on the track. It was like
overflowing with fireworks.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
The whole thing with cigarettes I put in the trash.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah, So we walked down the street.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
We're talking to some other people and they're setting up fireworks.
We're there for a little bit, and we walked back
and we see kind of a bunch of people around
the trash can and they were like, you're trash can
was on fire. They showed us a video of the
entire thing in flames, and it burned through.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
The whole top of the trash can.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
And had they not been there, for sure would caught
cars on fire, house on fire even there when it happened.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
You don't you don't call retarded people retards, which bad taste.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
there was a different side.

Speaker 10 (56:28):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and mus blisters and eating and plastic tupper.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Waring you except me to believe a word on.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Oh I don't and I never will. Yeah, the Woody
Show got on.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
The text is like, really upset that we're not doing
a full blown recap of the Azzy Things last concert,
which I saw some stuff online. I thought it looked cool.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah, yeah, it looked really cool there going.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I mean, you know, our friend Joe Koy went, I'm
not a big I'm not a big concert fan, but
if you're, if you're gonna go to something like that,
that that'd be a good one to go to. I've
seen Ozzy in concert a number of times back in
the days of oz Fest and everything else, and I
like Ozzie. I love that type of music. You know,
it's cool. I did see a pretty cool drum battle.
It was a dude from a Tool, dude from Well

(57:17):
Chat from Chili Peppers, and then Travis Barker from Blink,
and then you have like tom Arello playing guitar and
a couple of other dudes like doing the guitar parts
and there was like a basically a drum off like that.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
It looks like it was just a lot of fun.
It was also a huge opening lineups, like oh yeah, yeah,
it was all. I was looking at Joel Joe's Instagram
and he posted that Steven Tyler showed up too, and Tyler.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Performed all that.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, you know, it looked really cool. And I know
you're not gonna care about it, Guna because you don't
like the band. But the the Oasis show.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Oh yeah, dude, they sounded great, awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
My friend was there.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Yeah, it looked really cool. They have a good time,
so good.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
This is fine.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah, it's fine. I wouldn't I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't
I wouldn't mind. Uh, I wouldn't mind seeing Oasis.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Else is happy.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
When when I was in London, the Adida store they
did a really cool collaboration with Oasis and they have
this huge setup and just like insane, just like Oasis
Adidas and I forgot, like yeah, they they wore Adidas
constantly throughout the career of Oasis. But it looked really cool.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
One of those bands like that.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
A bunch of songs that I liked like any other band,
don't really care about the people in the band. You know,
that's a good song.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I like that song.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I already don't like the song. Yeah, that, which is
weird from Greg because Greg likes all that one zoo,
But I don't know too much of the beat else.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Maybe were you just turned off by the fact that
they were always fighting with each other. No, I don't
care about that so much. One thing that really turned
off is when I guess I can't remember which album
it was, but they did this one deal where they
got from their label a Brown Rolls Royce and one
of them I can't remember Liam or Noll doesn't even drive,

(59:06):
and I think unless it's mega nuclear urban legend, he
rolled it into a pool or something like that, which
is kind of amusing. But Oasis to me was always
about the people, not the music. And then the music
itself to me very generic. It's like like I don't
get the hype, like it's kind of boring.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I want to go to a show I got.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I think the brothers make it more amusing.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Yeah, especially like fight on that'd be cool they fought
on stage, right, Yeah, But now I tell you they
do all the big songs at least play like Wonderwall
and Champagne supernal right, and then you want to fight
it out during Live Forever or something you know you
can then go for it. It's the Woody Show. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Everybody else gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I'm a permanent one. I'm gone myself. What you would say?
People at three?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I would sell the world?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Good had now come near my house?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
The Woodies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you for giving us
some of your time this morning. Appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
What is greg? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
The grand we got Sammy Morgans take to calls eight
seven seven forty four wood He text over to two
two nine eight seven Sea Bass is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Here and uh there's some more apartment drama apparently, who
posit it? Don't you think I'm here to go?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
So right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
They say, I got a certain point. When is it
you that's the problem and not everybody else? And it's
been every apartment place that you've lived in that I've
known you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I moved out of one due to that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Just they they wouldn't keep things up the door one
door downstairs wouldn't open, and they just put it into
a ticket. Hey this one door side won't open. They'd say, oh,
it's done, call back the next day. It's not done.
Six months later, after two more tickets. If not done,
they just wouldn't pick stuff up. Now, this next place
that I've been at currently, you know, my drama was
the gym. The gym right, and people being personal trainers there,

(01:01:10):
which you can't because when you do that, it's not
a Giant Planet fitness gym, which they also don't allow
personal trainers, by the way, but it clogs the place
up because you got four or five six extra people
in there. They're taking up the big spots. Now reported
two people, and I think not down Wood. I think
they busted them. I think I sent photos wow, And

(01:01:31):
every time they were down there, I would hey, they're back,
you can come get them right now, so on and
so forth and get them. Yeah, And I know this
I noticed periodically, but I had nosed before. The security.
You'll pass through just like do like on their checks.
They'll pass through their gym. Make sure there's not number
one dogs, which I saw on there yesterday. Oh no,
some jackass was shooting some video or something. So I
think I got the gym problem taking care of. Now

(01:01:54):
my next issue, and again, my next problem to solve
is the jackasses who leave stuff in hallways and trash rooms.
So we live like this above a grocery store. Nice, fantastic. Yeah,
well that means that some people will just get a
shopping cart, take it and leave it in the hallways.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I didn't bring it into the building.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the shopping right to their apartment. Yeah.
Now I know the people. I know what you're talking
about when it comes to the trash shoot, because I
had that situation too, where people will just like leave
I don't know, like dressers inside the trash.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
That's one thing which I don't prove of. But okay,
so the first thing I did with the shopping cart
is it was there in the hallway day one, day, two,
day three, diffive day fifth, day five, and I'm like, okay, well,
do we not have cleaning people? Do they not see this?
So I print out a sign that said put away
your cart, loser, and it had.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Flow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:48):
Yeah, it was tongue in cheek taped it and what
do you know, the next day it was gone.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Works, But to the trash rooms. There are people forget,
you know, oversized items, which you shouldn't, but they'll just
take a normal kitchen bag of trash and instead of
putting it down the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Chuote, which any did, they not want to touch the wash.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Their hands afterwards.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
It's the same person that leaves their car next to
the corral but doesn't fully put it in. You've come
so far gesture, yeah, it's almost like you don't You
don't do it out of principle, right, Like I'm gonna
bring it to the trash room, but I'm not going
to actually put it down the trash shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I've seen that at so many places where there's a
dumpster that's just the community dumpster, and people put the
trash on the ground right up against the dumpster. You
can't lift your arm four feet off the ground.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
And it's not a senior community where there are eighty
five year old who don't have the upper body strength
to lift the trash bag three feet doesn't exist. So
I have a new new sign before I'm before I
get the text saying well, if you care, not only
that vesses not only that, but if you care so much,
why don't you do it? Because that does it solved

(01:04:00):
the problem?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Jackass?

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Those those keep doing and doing. That's like, oh, there's
a magical guy that comes pick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Up my stuffs. A way of civilized society.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Now in a society.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Yeah, So my new sign is going to say, too
lazy mans, you can go ahead for us.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
I'm too lazy and incompetent to put my trash into
the shoot, So I'm going to make someone else do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Okay, making friends? Right left in the buildings.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
A picture of a picture of a pig with He's like,
what about what could I do shrugging his shoulders a
bunch of garbage bags, which I love AI because it
like I want to pay shrugging your shoulders in front
of garbage bags and it can't do. Yeah, so that's
going to go on the trash because there's three of
them sitting right there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Would you consider like taking a job as the building manager,
I will need to take care of it yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
You have free brinds, because here's what I would take
care of myself. How would I do that? Gin ut?

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Because I would because they have cameras everywhere. And I
asked him about this, like, how do you can you
tell if so and so does blah blah blah. Well,
you know, because you have to you have to scan
everywhere too. So not only do they have a camera
they could see who did it, You have to scan
so they track it easily, but they don't because they're lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Right, So wouldn't it be fun for you to be.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Able to post people.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
They would get notes on their doors there, like a
condo board or like, but you don't you don't own
your rent it it's apartment, Yeah, yeah it is. Yeah,
so but now, so that's gonna be the next step.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
The other problem that's sort of a side problem, is
there we have where I park is also accessible to
the public just because it's the way my buildings. Lady,
I know, gross right, Well, the cyber trucks in a
different area. That's so there's now been. So there's somebody
who's had their car park there for five years.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
How do I know this?

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Because it's number one covered in a half inch of
dust and and their license plate expired in twenty twenty,
just five short years ago. There are two cars next
to each are there, So I think so now they
put a note on those cars that was three weeks ago.
It's just still sitting there the note, but apparently they're
going to get towed eventually. So that's my next project,
is to keep pasterning about theos.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I argue that Sea Bass wouldn't be happy living in
a place where it's just peaceful and things happen the
way they're supposed to, nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I kind of projects. I kind of feel like you
need stuff like this to keep stimulated.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Beaver has got to build a damn.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Yeah, he needs.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
These things in his life. And you know, trash.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
The goal is, let's not call it utopia, but just
live like a normal person. Here's the trash. Shoot, you're
building a trash If that was a concert.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
But I'm saying, would he be happy if there was
nothing to call? The office of the call the non
emergency place number about.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
The country, absolutely praising them?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Who was that? Because that was short stuff? But that
was short lived, Like anybody can go somewhere on vacation
and like be there for a short amount of time.
I'm saying, like long term, day after day and week
after week, month after month. Would he be happy if
he had nothing to no project like this, you know,
making flyers and like society, I don't know, for some reason,

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has become garbage, garbage that people won't put in the shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Apparently our elevators here at work. The permit expired last December.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
I'm sure, I'm I'm sure it's in the official office.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
It was inspected two years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
All right, Well, coming up next, we have something that
we have not done for a while here on the show,
The Woody Show Glory Whole Challenge. We have a studio gloryhole. Now,
for those of you who don't know what gloryhole is,
we always get a couple of those questions, google it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
What is a gloryhole?

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
And do it at work with photos and videos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
It does?

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
It does well, you know what. It's a It's been
used a lot, like a real good glory hole. Yeah,
So a studio gloryhole. And things will be fed through
that gloryhole. Now, the person on the receiving end will
be blindfolded. They can only use their face and their
mouths to try to guess what the items are they
are being passed through the gloryhole. And because it's summer,
it's a summer themed glory Whole Challenge. Now, I'm going

(01:07:48):
to put this out there and I do not know
what any of the m's are I promise you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
But I think the person that I'm going to nominate
for the summer theme Glory Whole challenge with the person
who loves summer more than anyone in the show, and
that'd be Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
That's a great idea because he talks about it. He
loves Greg I on my look on my life, look
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
This is the last day. I promise you on my life.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
I have no idea. I believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I have no idea what any of that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
He loves.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
He loves long days. Yeah, but you you are the
person who loves summer the most.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
You're voting on the summer quipically, I love summer.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Yeah, so think about it during the break. I'm just
throwing it out there. I think you'd be the perfect
person for it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
I mean, I agree with your logic, but we're talking
about sea best here, like oh, a summer bug or
you know, yeah, even a summer bug. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I don't know, we'll figure, but we're going to play
the Glory Hell challenge coming up next year on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Hang on summertime, summertime, some some summertime, the best time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Yeah, Greg all year round. All I can talk about
is summer something and then it goes too fast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, there is nobody I know who is a bigger
fan of summer than Greg Gorey just the best. You
don't love it, something's wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Today we're going to do a round of the Glory
Whole Challenge and the items that are coming through the
Glory Whole are all summer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Them That probably not a popsicle.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
We've done the themes before. We've had themes. Oh, Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
We did a Christmas one Sam because she's the biggest
fan of Christmas. Yeah, so there was there was the
Christmas theme. Now we're doing the summer one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
There's another theme.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Mine was like it felt very like under the Sea.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
But you're but that was like that was a random
and we've done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Themes. We love themes. So here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
This is the Summer theme Glory Whole Challenge. Now Greg's
gonna be blindfolded and he can only use his face
as his mouth to try to guess what these items are.
And what three items, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Three items.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
We're gonna to get good Greg. Once you go out
to the into the into the hall or the other studio,
other students for the holiday to bring in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Oh yeah, go there with Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Guess yeah, all right, so we're gonna we're gonna be
told now, so you guys know uh Im number one,
Adam number two and that tray in here, would you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
There it comes, all right, Sammy's out there, Morgan's out there.
We get him a sound Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Is he sound?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Is he soundproofed?

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Speakers off out there?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Sammy? Is it soundproofed out there?

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
No speakers? A great?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Oh but it's a big dome thing, the big yeah, yes, yeah, okay,
all right, So what's what's what's what's out of?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Summer summer theme?

Speaker 7 (01:10:36):
Classic summer thing? Okay, just a hot talk o hot
hot talk easy Mayo.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
On it, you know, just because Greg loves Mayo. Yeah Mayo,
so hot dog. Okay, all right, awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
Item number two, just as Gena predicted. Okay, all right, fine,
now am number three summer theme. Of course you're out
on the back poor or just soun's going down at
like eight thirty nine o'clock. And what do you hear
around you but the sound.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Of crickets. Now, I went to the pet store to
buy crickets pet predicting full melt out.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Now, if you weren't here at last segment, Greg said
it will be the last day ever of him on
the show if there are bugs in this So let
me talk about that. Let's talk about that. So I
was at the at the bug store and you buy
the bugs. Over the pet store, they have crickets for
like if you have lift you're a gross lizard person. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't know they had freeze dried. But they also
have wet crickets that come in all they say some

(01:11:37):
animals or something. Yeah, they like for wet reptile.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Yeah, I mean like with your dog. Some dogs don't
really like dry. Dog would track open the wet cricket
kit tin and tell us what it smells.

Speaker 12 (01:11:48):
Like, Like, oh, guys, minute, you can't really tell it
men as that could be that was It smells real bad.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah, it's very like crickets. Would you know, it's like
it's like a wood.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
It's like.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
So I number one, so you know, hot dog, it's
in the bun in the coming. Number two is a
bomb pop.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
You know he loves that delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Here's the thing. Number three, wet crickets.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Now here's the thing do we because he did threaten
to quit the show, which he said before. It's been
about fifteen years, though, do we put something close, like
I'll just put like a wet towel or something on there,
and then we tell him it's crickets to get the
flip out. But then when he's like then he runs
downstairs with his car. We could say Greg, it was
wasn't real crickets, So we have an out, but we

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still get the same reaction now because he did again
he threatened to leave.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
I mean we could. I mean we could definitely fake
it and put it like close so he can smell it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Right, Yes, yes, but I actually touch him with like
I said, wet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Towel or something instead. What do you guys think to
the room could be on?

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
Yeah, that way we do have torture still there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Yeah, because you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Don't want him to have full panic attack.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
He won't have a Oh no, he's gonna melt down.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Yeah, but this way we can claim Greg at least
you know what sea basket. We'll leave it to a
game time decision. You decide.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Okay, I can't bring him.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
In, all right, Okay, still blindfolded, all.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Right, Where's where? Where's Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Is he coming in?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
He's got the big googly eyes on, he's got anything? Oh,
yes it does.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
It's a great blindfold slash sleep mask. It's a total blackout.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Woweah, all right, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Right, so I'll have to say this is like, oh,
this is a very kind of chill. It's gets I
think it's called Summer Place.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Is the name of this? Okay? Can we add a
caveat to what we're about to do? If there's anything
bug related? I get to taste sea Bays? Do we agree?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
What interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Because I don't trust this for one second.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
I'm sure I mean whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I mean just sea bast thing. Because I'm not involved
in the items. I'm not involved.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
Is that how our games work? That if you don't
like the game, you get to the first.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Yes, as of today, you know how you like to
change rules mid mid game rules.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
This is the We've done the Glory Hill challenge literally
since before I was even on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
That's true, right, yeah, the gory whole challenges people in
the text that we call today. Now, these are summer
themed summer themed items, all right, now, Greg, you can
only use your face and your mouth to try to
guess with the arm. Please, you know it's a radio bit,
so make sure you're talking through your thought process as
you're trying to ferret out what these things are, not

(01:14:52):
that one of them's affairret.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
Number one is now being fed through the glory hall,
and just keep just keep leaning in until you get there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Oh yeah, alright, so scary.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
It's touching Greg's there's there's a there's a little bit
of it like on his on his lips. I can see, okay, yeah,
I smell like what's the smell?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I smell like I smell bread. Okay, okay, I think
like a hot dog bun. What is what menace? You're
freaking out? I smell bread. Oh, I smell maybe pickles.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Maybe I feel cream. Okay, there's something he's tasting. He's
actually using his tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
He's kind of going in there for a taste. There's
an indistinguishable cream.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
He's got his mouth kind of open. Okay, he's using
You could do that. That was almost a nibble.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Is it dangerous to take a bite?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
No, oh, he's chewing it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Yeah. The cream is so gross and sour. It. It's
a hot dog.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
It's a hot dog. It's a hot dog, right, well,
it's a it's a hot dog on a hot.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Dog bun with mayonnaise. That's the that's the creamy and
you love me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I didn't think that was Mayo's. It was just this
weird sour like viscous cream.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Yeah Mayo what two months ago? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Alright?

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
So oh I number one hot dog, Greg check not bad,
not scary?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Alright.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Item number two Summer theme Gloryhole Challenge. All right, so
uh sea bass is feeding the item through the gloryhole
is now presented.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
It's ready for.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
He still has he still has on his nose.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Oh, it's ice cold. It's uh okay, I smelled cherry. Okay, okay,
he's got He put that. He put that right in
his mouth. He put that right in his mouth. It's
a popsicle, Yeah, popsicle.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Very It's a bomb pop a bomb pop. Yeah, you
know the red, white and blue bomb pop like you
know remember from as a kid. Yeah, it's gonna be
a favorite. Put the put the microphone on top of
the box kind of down to because it might be
we're gonna have the video of course posted for you. Yeah, yeah,

(01:17:40):
that that way we can see with the camera. All right,
So this is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
The Gory Whole Challenge thing. It's a summer themed summer
themed Glory Whole Challenge.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Item number one was the hot dog with mayo. Item
number two was the bomb pop awesome, the popsicle. And
this is the third and final item, item number three.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
It's through the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Like four inches closer all.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Right, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
He's sniffing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
It stinks, he is, Oh god, it smells burnt burn.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Okay, keeps touching him.

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Yeah, it's it's it's fuzzy. And is this I think
it might be some what is the summer theme?

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Bug?

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
It smells burn, it tickles. Am I near it? No,
you're not, you're not, You're not.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
What's what's the what's the smell?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Bright?

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Yeah, it smells.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
It smells like burnt burnt wood burn.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
He's leaning now okay, now keeps he keeps like shooting backwards.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Get started.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
It's not a electric I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Is it dry? Is it wets?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Okay, it's dry. It's fuzzy, dry and fuzzy. No, it
smells like it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
I'll tell, I'll tell.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
I understand why g hat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yeah, I'm shaking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
It's not dry. It's not dry or fuzzy. It's not no, no, it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Smells like a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Oh okay, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Now, it's on his cheek. It literally okay, it's ever
so slightly damp. It's okay, way it's damp, damp. I'm
putting it on. Figure out, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
It's kind of like brushing it on on his cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
It feels you know what, it feels like what a
pussy willow like like. It could be like felt like material,
like a soft almost like a wade. Do you have
a do you have a guess? I'm gonna go summer theme.
But the smell is the smell, Yeah, it smells I

(01:20:07):
can't imagine it smell good. It smells burnt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
He's really getting in there, keeps touching.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
My final guess, I don't know what this has to
do with summer. I'm gonna go with a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Now, now, Greg, before you take your blindfold off, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
So let's just rubbing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Let's let's let's let's imagine. Let's imagine that you're sitting
outside on your deck and it's it's the it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
End of the day. You have a nice glass of wine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
The sun is setting gorgeous and.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
As the sun sets and night time starts to take overnight,
like what would like you you would you would start
to hear like maybe the slight subtle sound of what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Get what's the mask?

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Something that comes out at night? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Now now no, Greg, no's not a bad Greg. You
could you could take the blindfold off. It's sitting sitting
on top of the right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
In front of you on the box.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
The can is right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Face now now, but why are they can come from
the pet store everywhere? Hold on now now, Greg, wait
before you get you before you get all your stuff
and go to the car, right all right, Sea Bass,

(01:21:55):
you want to explain to him how we work this, Greg.
And by the way, this is Bass's idea, because yeah,
the crickets were Sea Beast proposed Sea Bass proposing nobodyne
with the items. They were all my idea, nobody okay, yeah,
Sea Bass proposed this idea before we brought you back in.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Craig, because I care and respect you so much. I said, well,
these crickets, Reek, and again, why are they wet in
the yet? I said, well, what we could do is
we could have the smell of that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah, so the can.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
That's why the cans open, because you know, we got
the psychological inflected the crickets.

Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
But if I just took like a piece of wet
toilet paper and rubbed on his face instead, Oh so.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
That wasn't It was wet toilet paper. But I have
my nose in a jar of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Near It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Never touched you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
It's like it's like a great horror movie.

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
The psychologist he just looked at touch one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
No, they look like he looked like smoked oysters.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
I agree, and I and I said, they smell like
what I said, like like rotten.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
No no, no, no, no, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
It's like, oh my god, so Greg, because of all right,
well that's how you do the summer the glory whole challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
You ever got that was a wet paper towel, Yeah
it was. It was the smell from the can. It
was just it was wet paper talent. You're supposed to
feed those too iguadas or something, right, which again they have,
they have ones. But apparently some animals or something reptiles
like wet ones more delicious. Yea, my guess.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
That's dump extra.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
All right, we're gonna take a break. Oh God, I
get some.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
More show for you. Next hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I go to go close out of the zoom app,
and what do I see? I see my.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
Boss still on camera, laying on the grounds out and
there was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
A stranger was on them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
In the Woody Show, the video from today's summer theme
Gloryhole Challenge we posted on our social media. Vond's gonna
be working on that on that video to get that posted.
Greg survived. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there were there were crickets,
but the number one they were dead. They were canned.

(01:24:12):
They were you know, uh moist.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Stinky technically didn't touch it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Now there was there's a story. I keep seeing it
everywhere and there's one detail. It just keeps getting left
out of the story. So I'm just going to give
you the story as I have it. You tell me
if you have the same question I did. Okay, over
in China, guy shows up at a hospital. He's complaining
about stomach paints, sweating a bunch. Hospital takes him in,
gives him a CT scan revealed a foreign object had

(01:24:44):
pierced his stomach and ended up in his abdominal cavity.
That foreign object turned out to be a live eel
that was casually swimming inside this man with his organ.
Doctors operating were able to get the eel out. They
saw the eel had quote drilled through the man's intestinal
wall before decided to go for a swim by the

(01:25:08):
man's stomach. The man, meanwhile, is expecting to make a
full recovery. What detail is missing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
How hell? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Yeah, what he tripped onto falling it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Yeah, they didn't say anything about I mean, I think
we all know, but didn't say anything about how the
eel got up in there and not one of these freaks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
He swallowed it, and he wouldn't know why he was
in pain.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Uh huh. Yeah, They're like, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Also, I wouldn't say necessarily swimming around his abdomen because
everything's compacted in there, and you know, so I'm it
drilled through the intestinal wall.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
But like people, I don't believe it wasn't swimming, No,
it was in there. You gotta not be as literal
about thinking that it's just doing like the backstroke. It's
around Yeah, but yeah, so you know, again, what's just
wrong with regular saying, yeah, nothing, what kind of putt
in there?

Speaker 10 (01:26:04):
Live?

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
I get this a live eal? How kind next level
is up? While Greg's freaking out about canned.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
Crickets right way, Flucker's brand crickets. What they go for
gourmet style like five blocks, way too much? A moist
nutritious meal forntrition like caviar.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
Yeah, somebody said in New Orleans they have a bug appetite,
the bug appetite experience at the aquarium. There's an insects cafe.
You get stuff like cricket muffins and meal worm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Hummus. Oh, this always says we have grocery stores exactly,
we have bread moreoody shows coming up the All right,
welcome back everybody. Yeah it is Monday. It's July the seventh,

(01:27:00):
twenty twenty five. We got the entertainment stuff. We got
Birthday's porn of Birthday coming up here. In a second,
I do have an entertainment related thing that we can
we can bring up here. There was one of those
people or ask deals, what movie or TV shows do
you think are over hyped?

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
Oh, and I have a list of the top vote getters. Again,
movies and TV shows.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
I can only think of one off the top of
my head because I only made it through one episode
and that was Soprano. Sorry to you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
That first episode, like you can't get. Number one on
their list is Succession.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Yeah, I love Succession.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
It says there's nobody to root for and I simply
do not care what happens next about it. Also, the
acting was good, but the story was so horrific.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Yeah, that's what makes it fun.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
I seen it never.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
I've never watched.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
It's just a bitchy rich family fighting for power.

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
But with Greg, I did four or five episodes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
I was like, eh, this is not interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
These people no more.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
The most common thing on this next one. So they
tried to watch a number of times. You just couldn't
get into it. Like what Greg's talking about with Sopranos,
Ship's Creek.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Oh it's very cute, captivating from the first Again, you
couldn't say captivated.

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
Oh yes, you got to You gotta keep in mind
this is not like bad. It's not over hyped good
as everybody's hyping it up. I saw five six episodes,
like I just don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
I just saw like random episodes I never watched.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
It just gets better and better.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
Number three Stranger Things agreed, it's for teenagers, haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
It's one of those things where you felt like you
had already wasted so much time that you kept watching
it for to get better, and it just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
The first season's I and then it's just like I
got a bail, this.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Is not for me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
I saw these Stranger Things play in London. Oh wow,
I was real bad. You went to the Stranger Things.
But you're in London. You went to the Stranger Things.
I was in I was in the theatron districts. So
it's like literally I walk out my hotel and there's
the stupid Harry Potter thing. Yeah, and then across.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
You're in London, there's nothing else to do. It's like
when Menace goes to wherever he goes and he ends
up at the seven eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
I did plenty of things, but then it was literally
across the street. It was like, all right, number four
on the list again. People were asked, what's a movie
or TV show that you think is overhyped? And we
have succession, shoulds creak Stranger Things? Number four Euphoria. It
was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Some of it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
It says, it's just gross and I hate they say
it's not for teens, it's for adults.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
No, adults should not be watching that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
What healthy adult wants to watch high school drama pepper
with outlandish sexual content.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yeah, I feel creepy watching it, like I shouldn't be
watching this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Number five Everything everywhere, all at once. Never watched it,
very very overhyped.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
It was, it was interesting, but people ask acted like
it was like some breakthrough, never before seen thing in cinema.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Like no, and I'm seeing it like three and four
times and I couldn't get through it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
But don't you think it's just because of the type
of movie that is?

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
I mean every.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Yeah, right War exactly got that, John Malcovi, it's sort
of yeah weird. Number six of the TV show Young Sheldon,
which I never watched as much I love Big Bang Theory.
I never watched Young Sheldon hyping that show up. It
was on for a while, it was on, but it
was on them, but it was never on any list
of much watching TV.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
I have no thoughts about Young Oppenheimer. Number seven.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Heimer.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
I mean, that will literally kill you if you watch it.
So boring.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
The right up says, I don't know how they managed
to make a movie about the invention of the nuclear bomb.
Boring as hell, but they managed to do it. The
number eight Ted Lasso.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Yeah, agree, no, great, don't care about it kind of
went downhill. If you're just looking to turn something on
that's like not upsetting, it's fine, but I don't I
don't get.

Speaker 7 (01:30:51):
I heard that it stopped being a comedy pretty fast.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Yeah, that was the issue. At number nine, they got
Top Gun. Maverick. No, that movie for people that hate America.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Better than the original. It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
I don't think it's better than originated. The worst highly
anticipated movie. We waited more than thirty years for this
movie to come out. It was just so trite and predictable.
It was the script was perfect, it was was right
on points. It was predictable, but it was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
I live and breathe.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
It was so cool. The only thing is that I
was say against. It was like you didn't really know
who the enemy was because they never think they baseless.
They intentionally never told you the country.

Speaker 8 (01:31:30):
They were going to, and the mission that they went
on is literally the exact same as the original Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
It's fine, and.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Then uh, number ten, and people asked what movie or
TV show was overhyped? And in there at number ten,
Napoleon Dynamite.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
That's like the oldest thing on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Yes, yeah, I've ever told you my Napoleon Dynamite story.
And you know what, I don't think you have Sea bass.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
So I was asked to judge a like male talent
competition for a sorority because I was a local slate.
I was an intern on the radio show at the time,
so I was the biggest celebrity when new in college.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Wow, what a bar.

Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
So I show up to this again. The strower is
just sorties do this for Greeks all the time. It's
like a little that's you know, social media fundraising sort
of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
So I show up and the guy this girl comes
up to the table of judges and she goes, hey,
have you seen the movie to pull him down to
and I was and I looked at her. He says,
right when it would come out? And I said, oh,
is your boyfriend going to sit up there and do
the pedro dance? And she just like was crust falling.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Oh yes, Like I just blew the whole review. It
was supposed to be a surprise, right.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
So as he's doing it and they've got a piece
of they got like a paper cover on the ted table,
and I start writing a letter to the girl. So
I had a few drinks and I was like, man,
your boyfriend is laying he sucks and his dancing blows.
Oh my please, if you want to hang out after
this is over, come, come my man. Essentially, I wrote that.
So I wrote that, and I'm waiting to leave and

(01:32:50):
I see the boyfriend walk up to the tablecloth start
reading it and get super pissed and I'm not standing
the imagine. Yeah, no kidding, right, And so I go
out the side door my friend who drove, and as
we are going to his car, a boyfriend at about
five dudes bust out the other side looking to beat
the hell out of me. Luckily I had absconded in time.
But that is my godson.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
Yeah, yeah, those are the ten that made the list.
I still want to see Oppenheim, even though you guys
have said I hate it because I wanted to see
it so bad that I never saw in the theater, right,
and then, uh, you guys all dogged it. But I
think this actually plays in its favor because it's now
been so undersold.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
That he can't be undersold.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Please watch, I will.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
What else going on in entertainment there? Menace? Well, Arnold
Swarzeningger is doing interviews and he can't stop talking about
how much he loves Miley Cyrus. Now this wasn't even
on my radar, but apparently Miley Cyrus and his son
dated for a while, Patrick Swarsenegger, and so Miley would
come over the house and he said that she's very
talented and a really really good person and she was

(01:34:02):
fun to hang out with and he misses her, but
he keeps on mentioning it. That would be like kind
of weird that you know, your dad's out there keeps
on shouting out your ex girlfriend on how much he
misses HER's who's the son married to? Now he's the one? Yeah,
I don't think he's married. Wait wait, what's the daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Then? The daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Oh h Pratt?

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Yeah, Chris Pratt, Yeah that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, yeah,
he is engaged to somebody named Abbie Champion. Oh really,
Abbie Champion? Hot or not?

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
She's got that typical like blonde super look.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Okay, all right, So hot. Yeah, an engineeric blonde, typical
supermodel or whatever. This next story I pulled up for
Sammy because People Magazine and Page six are reporting on
it that John F. Kennedy might have had an affair
with a flight attendant who he had her have an abortion. Now, apparently,
like back in the day nineteen fifty six, he was

(01:34:56):
still a senator for Massachusetts, but he would fly out
to Las Angelos all the time because apparently his sister
was married to some famous actor, and so he would
fly out there hook up with his flight attendant. And
the weird thing is his sister was in on it,
and like this chick would come hang out at the
house and like they were friends. Also, this chick looked

(01:35:19):
just like his sister, So they would go out in
public together and people would just think, oh, that's just
his sister. But they would hook up at like motels
and stuff. Now on top of that, so you know,
she tells like John, hey I am pregnant. He gets
mad and says, you're gonna have to have an abortion.

(01:35:40):
So he mails her cash and apparently the cash got
stolen and he called She called him and said, hey,
like the envelopes empty, there's no money in here, he
gets irate and eventually just wires her the money and
then talk to But apparently this did go on for
three years.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
So we are not political because it's a president, but
zero to political. And that's why don't worry. Lawmaker's girlfriends
will always be able to get abortions.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Taken care of.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Oh your most sister.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
That's an underrated movie. Yeah, one or two?

Speaker 10 (01:36:24):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Yeah, yeah, there was a two. It was on Crackle.
Everybody knows that backles the streaming service Crackle. Yeah shot Crackle.
All right, you might have seen this headline out there.
Tom Cruise scolded Michael Sarah. Yeah. Well, in twenty ten,
Michael Sarah met Tom Cruise because they were doing a

(01:36:46):
skit for MTV Movie Awards and they were taping it
and apparently Michael Sarah was like talking in the background
while Tom Cruise was filming a scene, and he said
that Tom Cruise said, shut the f up, and can't
you see is that Michael Sarah talking And but apparently
he was just joking about it. He wasn't really that mad.

(01:37:08):
But the headline said that, you know, Tom Cruise was
scolding Michael Sarah, and Michael Sarah was finally talking about it.
I'm gonna say, why are we talking about this now?
That was what twenty eleven? Yeah, but Michael Sarah finally
like apparently is sharing the story fourteen years later. Yeah,
from fourteen That might have been a joke from fourteen years.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Yeah, off the press.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
But yeah, he was talking. He said that, you know,
talk about that for the fact. Yeah, that he was.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
I submitted that my Napoleon down in my story is better.

Speaker 5 (01:37:36):
Also after the fact, speaking of Joe Dirt and after
the fact of fourth of July. But how we how
we didn't play this before the fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:37:43):
You're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,
no Roman candles, screaming Mami's no, Oh, come on, man,
you don't got no lady fingers, buzz butterles, sneaker bombs,
church burners, finger blasters, gut busters z if he do does,
or craft flappers. No, you're gonna stand there owning a
fireworks day and tell me you don't have no whistling bunghole,
no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, Honkey ridders, hooskerdoos, whoskre don'ts

(01:38:08):
chair of bombs, nipsy dazers with it without the scooter
stick or one single whistling kiddy chaser?

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Nope, yeah, what kind of half as? Yeah, fireworks? Stan,
is this all right? Time for your birthdays?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Go show It's Shiverday. We're going It's Shiverarday. We're gonna
sit because he was like, it's Shiver Day.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
And you know, we don't do birthday and we'll start
with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Ringo Star, who is
eighty five years old today. Comedian and actor Jim Gaffigan
is fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
He rules.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Two time Olympic medalists and world champion figure skater Michelle
Kwan is forty five. Oh, we're just talking about this
dude before the break Tom sand the ball. Oh yeah, yeah,
he was on a g T along many other d Yes. No, no,
that's the clippery talking about playing with this band. Yeah,

(01:39:05):
vndor Pump Rules, it's the Scandal Balm. He's forty three.
And then David Hodo, the construction worker from the village People.
You got birthday is kind of some biggest day he's
he's seventy eight. Your porn of birthday is Edwin Blair
and today's birthday girl. She's been mounted more times than
a flat screen TV and two hundred and one fine films,

(01:39:26):
including Butthole Adventures. She was in Paradise, found in the
garden of Eden Blair's vagina. It is also possessed by
an ancient sex demon Darbo. She was fantastic and by
peg to differ as well as if you want to
bang my wife, you got to bang me too, Volume eight.
She was in jungle between the legs. Who can forget her?

(01:39:50):
Unforgettable rolegreg and girlfriends worship bush hair in.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
The shower sick. I wanted to forget it, not just anywhere,
just in the shower. In the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
That's Edwin Blair, who is thirty seven years old today.
And now as you're poorn on birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a little Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Look around.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
It's the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. Yeah,
the other one that we never played before the break.
I sure hope this is added. Well, I guess we'll see.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Remember the guy they were shooting on fireworks, and it
was all fun and games until there's a fire and
he freaked out because like a like a like a
bush or something caught a fire, like one of the
shrubs caught fire.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
And he starts freaking out, like, call the fire, get
the water, get the weather. This yeah, all these bootleg fireworks.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Oh ye Jesus, Ohus, God, Jesus, Jesus, hose.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Whoa, it's all fun. Wait, there's a fire, fire.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Man a fire.

Speaker 10 (01:40:56):
No like there.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Oh, blue leg fireworks went from just elation to panic

(01:41:22):
and then back to just sweet relief. Oh my god,
there is one of the guy in the wheelchair named Terry.
Have you seen that one? No, that one's big, Yes, Terry,
what you're doing?

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
You can't roll away in time? Yeah, wheelchair fireworks are
going to be one of those things that again my
grandparent kids will look back say, wait, why did we
allow Why did we allow pedestrians civilians to have all
these explosives?

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
It's fun because it rules. Boiler wouldn't approve show all right,
Well that's uh, that's gonna do it. First show back
after the break. Okay, good, that felt like five shows,
but hey, we're at the end of it. Now full
show podcast available, Just hit Upthwoodyshow dot com. The other

(01:42:11):
thing I'll tell you is that tomorrow we're back, brand
new show, brand new round of Woody Show, cart narks
or also menaces, word of the day, that more trending
news headlines, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
That's tomorrow, Tuesday, here on The Woody Show. In the meantime,
you can give us a follow on social media, look
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Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
Or if there's anything you want to tell us about,
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That number is eight seven seven forty four Woody eight
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parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
Yeah, if and when you're going through a rough time,
remember that your track record for surviving ish storms is
now one. Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Absolutely that sounds like legit perspective, Greg, I know there's
nothing funny about that. That's absolutely true.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
That's funny. But it's just like I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
About that so good a one hundred percent survival rates.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
Something Gina said stuck with me. When you told your
mom when you're a teenager, oh, it's the worst day
of my life and she said, I hope this is
the worst day of your life. Yeah, kind of reminded
me of that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Yeah, you know, I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Good for first day back after break, exactly. We have
all survived much worse, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD
double M. Quit this bitch.