FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 8th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
Is it.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It's July the eighth,
twenty twenty five. We are The Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace,
Gina Grass, We got Sea Man. Sammy is here, Morgan
is here, as is Vaughan. He's our video producer. We
got bored, we got Menshi holding things down. The Woody

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Show production department. Phones are up in forty eight seven
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on the show this morning, cart arcs everybody, So Woody Show,
cart and Arks now coming up here?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Later on? Is it this month? Later on? This month?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's Nark Week.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, a few weeks away. Shark Snark Week around the Court.
It always coincides with the Discovery. They always do Shark.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Week copy us. They have pretty sure they've had.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Like a really dumb like kind of a gimmicky theme
like it wasn't like a man racing a Great White
one year and then text somebody else's was the Rock
was hosting it or something like that. Race was Michael felt,
Michael Phelps.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Do they have them anything like that this year?

Speaker 7 (01:46):
Yes, Dancing with the Sharks immediately experts underwater divers and
various shark species. Okay, and uh and the I have
a storm shark storm, how to serve up a shark
attack shark storm?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
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Speaker 4 (02:09):
Now, if it was like Kesha being fed to a shark, guy,
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the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, the shark stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Did you see in.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
New York of the Jones Beach there were like three
shark sightings just over the fourth of July weekend. Yeah,
they got within like I want to say, like one
hundred feet of the of the of the beach.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Thank you. Yeah, they are.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
So they had closed the beach and then they opened
the beach up like the following day, and people are
like oh yeah, fine, right back in the water. Some
people don't care at all. Obviously hot scared Greg is
a butterfly.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Everything.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Like you know, sharks. If you've ever swam in the ocean,
you're probably swimming your sharks.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
And I think, if you're not going out really swimming swimming,
how shallow can they really get?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, they can get all the way through the shore.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
There was just someone was it Florida or North Carolina
somewhere here recently you can look it up.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
There was just a woman. She was in less than
waste deep water.

Speaker 9 (03:17):
Deep.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
I think it was a tiger shark that got her bit.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You know, but you don't want to you don't want
to dress. You don't want to dress like a sea lion.
Like nothing shiny, no shiny black or shiny gray swims.
True true story.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is why I don't wear black swim shirts or
black uh swim shorts, because I feel like I'll just
look like a seal.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Exactly what they're looking for, a whale. Yeah, they want
you know.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I figured like I'm just gonna look so delicious, look stumptuous. Yeah,
So I try to like pick something with some kind
of color, like either like a really bright blue swim
shirt to.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Cover up my man boobs or something hot pink. No, no,
hot pink.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
I'm not going to go that crazy.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
But you also don't wear they say, anything shiny shimmering, so.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
And you look delicious to your wife.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Though that is true, that's true. There are all those
websites you can go. You can see like where any
sharks have been spotted anytime recently.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
For sure, there's like some sort of app or what.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
But you know what's interesting is that I go, I go,
and I look at the place that we go in
Mexico all the time, never any shark sightings down there,
And I'm like, this has got to be a cover
up by the government and the tourist the area is
to say, oh no, there's there's no cartels or sharks here.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
But what then you hear about, especially like on that
cancuon side, you hear about crocodiles and stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
The ocean though, oh yeahs ocean crocs almost more afraid
of that. That to me, that is more scary than you.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Right, oh yeah, shark doesn't technically want to eat you,
but crocodile, right yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Feel like crocodiles definitely want to eat you.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
They want to eat you.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
The sharks are eating you by accident. They think you're
something else, right.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
The crocodile like, oh god, here what you are?

Speaker 9 (05:01):
I mean?

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Dude, yeah, right now, I'll kill it. And I got
later he just got out of the buffet from the allusive.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
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Speaker 4 (05:10):
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Speaker 6 (05:15):
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Speaker 5 (05:15):
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Speaker 9 (05:17):
We'll be back in a second.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
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I'll be at Citadel Outless from two to four pm,
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July twelfth, from two pm to four pm. Be there

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Speaker 4 (05:49):
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Narks coming up for.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You this hour?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Will you show cart Narks a big story? Saw it
everywhere and I'm just wondering if anybody truly cares.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Probably not.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Pearl Jam's drummer Matt Cameron has left the band after
twenty seventy years.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I saw that news shock waves.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
By the way, I don't know anything about this guy.
I'm bringing it up as a question. Okay, So Eddie
Vedder is Pearl Jam. Yea right, we know, Billy Corgan
is the Smashing Pumpkins and so on, so far as
you can go, okay, but I at least know the
other what the other members look like? Yeah, I mean
and Matt Cameron. I mean I know the name because
he's been around for so long.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Here's the thing. Drummers don't make the band. I'm sorry,
I know I like watching those drum videos. The people
are like drumming along to something almost like karaoke, but drummerok,
like those are fun. And there's some guys who watched
that drum battle from the Aussie Farewell thing.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That was cool.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
But guess what, Pearl Jim, whoever they had behind the
drum set, it'll sound exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Front.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
The drummer does not make you bay. I'm not saying
it doesn't take talent or that I could do it. Well,
I would see you do it. That's always the argument
when you make a comment like that.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
That's not the point.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Drummer is hard, Yes, it's really hard at it absolutely is.
But when when the story got posted yesterday, you know,
I love the comments section.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
You would think there was a death.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, I was still a big.

Speaker 11 (07:42):
Deal for fans, Like if Travis Barker left one two.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I would be shocked.

Speaker 9 (07:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I was trying to think, like, Okay, who is a
drummer that's more famous or just as famous as the
lead singer? And I would put Travis Barker there. Yeah,
I would say Tommy Lee would probably be more famous, right,
I mean Taylor Hawkins, the great Neil Park. I don't
think Taylor Hawkins wasn't famous really, no, not as not

(08:10):
as as Travis Barker. No, but famous for people to know,
I'm talking about the lead singer. So he's definitely not
as famous as the lead singer.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
The drummer.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Drummers that are as famous as the lead singer or
more famous.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
You can definitely count on one hand.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's there's very few situations where
another person in the band is as famous or maybe
sometimes morphin Tommy Lee that was one, but even other
people who play other instruments. Tom Morello just as famous
as Zach from Rage.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah that the bassist.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yeah right, Pete wentz.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
R.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I should go with the positive. Sorry, But about.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Drummers who sing like Phil Collins, Oh hell yeah, I
mean that's talent. Yeah, I'm saying in this particular case now.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
But proving your point, this is not that case.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Right right? No, yeah, exactly, So, I mean, cool with me,
that's crazy. Twenty seven years he joined the band in
nineteen ninety eight. Who is there for you know?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Way, he wasn't even the original drummer. No, it wasn't
the original drummer.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm saying so, but still it's cool.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
But he's in.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Uh, he's like a two time Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame member by the end of the year because
he's already in with Pearl Jam soon with Soundgardens.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Okay, good for him.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, somebody posts this. I thought this is a you
know what, It actually sounds pretty cool. What would Pearl
Jam sound like without drums? So even flow with no drums? Yeah,
Lars Chad Smith, good guys. Both those bands speak just
the same without them though.

Speaker 12 (09:51):
Sorry on the middle, Home made a concrete al right, I.

Speaker 13 (09:59):
Mean it's missing something, of course, it's missing the drums.

Speaker 14 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Missing. I can't put my phone.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
I'm saying, it's not like unrecognizable drums are usually the
I would argue, the most important part of a song.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
But the song still drives forward. It's not like, oh
it's so dry. It's still a good song.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I agree, That's what I'm saying. I thought that sounded
pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
That's what I'm saying. I agree, But it's still good.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Whoever they get fear not Pearl Jam fans. Whoever they get.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
They can get a drum machine.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
It'll be the same when it comes to you.

Speaker 10 (10:44):
You won't even know, Yeah, the drummer thing. The only
other person I could probably think of that it's more
famous than the Link singer. It would probably be questlove
of the band Roots.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, well now for sure. I mean, but also think
like what Roots song do you know?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Uh see, that's the only one I know that's featuring that.
That was Joey his I think his name is the
Guy's day something chestnuts. Oh yeah, no, no, no, you're right,
because it's it might be something chestnuts. The name of
the song is what the seed two point?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, I think Roos is one of those bands
that like they give a ton of Cody Chestnut. They're
probably good, Cody gets a ton of work worship just
based on I don't know, they're cool reputation.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, coolness reputation.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Right. Here's uh this is from the Sorry I Ruined It.
People know what Pearl Jam sounds like. The people who
don't like Pearl Jam hold on Freeze.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Little don't know.

Speaker 15 (11:40):
Maybe he's a little by an episode now man Cree.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Sounds the same. Yeah, I'm fine with this version. Taxtly.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I think it was really undermining drummer impacts on bands.
I'm not saying that bands don't need drummers. They do.
I'm just saying it doesn't really matter. Who's look at
one of the worst drummers of all time, Meg White
and the White Stripes are still really good and successful.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
It can be done.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
It can be done under drummers was rap music once
they took the drum machine and you know, eight O
eights and all that stuff, that probably took you out
of the out of the equation before Hi, there I go.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
There's another band, all right, twenty one pilots, right, just
Tyler and Josh.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, both both guys, I think, are on equal footing
when it comes to that band.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
But yeah, I mean, look when when when the band says,
I like Offspring, I think is one that we had
more recently, But they have like four different drummers they've
they had was Josh Josh Freese when they played our party,
Josh Freese was the guy behind the drum and yeah,
guess what I've seen Offspring a million times sounded exactly
the same. So the guy did his job and he's

(12:56):
a great drummer. Yeah, but I'm saying, like you can eat.
My point is that's something you can easily switch out.
It's like using one brand of double A batteries over
another brand. Do you notice the difference?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
It works as long as they're good.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Made this point forty years ago because the drummer kept
dying and the band went.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Dude, I have them on the like a drumming website,
the top one hundred drummers. I don't know any of
these names.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Really.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, you guys are so freaking ignorant. First, you don't
know what a pharmacist does. Now you don't know what
does Now you don't know the drummer of Pearl Jam. Yeah,
we know who it is. We're questioning you know the
people that count the pills. Yeah, yeah, like you take
it out of one container, you count them and put

(13:40):
them into another one, and you make sure it's the
same one that the doctor just prescribed.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
We get it.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
And then.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
We're saying that we understand that, and yes, we do
know who the Pearl Jam Sound Garden drummer is. The
point is we don't understand why it's such a big story.
The band will go on, it'll be fine. You'll never
know if they didn't even tell you anything, Like, you know,
you're so the drummer so far in the back of
the stage, like unless they did a close up, the
camera never hit him at the show, and you went,

(14:08):
you never know.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Maybe he has amazing solos live.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
That's a break best a lot to uh to Matt
Cameron from Pearl Jam.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
And now we learned what drummers do.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
I was like so clueless.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, look, I knew there were gonna be some hurd
feelings on that because you know, and I couldn't do
it again.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Drumming is hard. It's difficult, very difficult.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I tried it one time. It's so easy to keep
speeding up, like no slow down. You're the one that
keeps the tempo. Not my thing.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, I did notice that. Who was I watched there
was some performance. Why is it that whenever they do
certain songs, it's almost like they're rushing through them. It's like, oh,
the drummers, it's the drummer, the drummers, drummer firing through this,
and so everybody else seems to be like sprinting and
trying to trying to keep up.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
Well.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
In fact, many times the drummer has a click track
and it's head click meaning just right, dude, just to
keep that from happening.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah, and when you first start learning drums, you use
those little pads and it's so.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
With the rubber on the top, yeah yeah, like a
wood block of the rubber on the right eight seven
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Cardon ARCS is coming up next, Agent Sebastian. Is this
uh is this your buffalo whatever trip?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
This is?

Speaker 16 (15:35):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah, this is Detroit area and Detroit. Everyone knows that
two things come out of Detroit. RoboCop Yeah, Robo Narcy.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Ax Foley from Beverly Hills Cop.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yeah, his newest movie.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, and uh and the name drop and uh whatever
the Journey song don't stop believing. Yeah, area town that
doesn't exist because it would be the lake, right, it's
South Detroit, Like South Detroit's the lake.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, it's not that.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, there's no such thing as South Detroit apparently all right.
And they did it because and they said they did
it because it just sounded good. I mean it does, yeah,
it just it just worked out. People were like, huh,
where on a boat we'll have cart narks hescole now

(16:22):
and wood he show cart narks.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
We have an agent, Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
He goes around to the parking lots all over our
fine land trying to get people do the right thing
and return the carts to the corral. You know, if
you want to really get crazy, you can go all
the way to the front of the store. You know,
it's not illegal. Here's where you don't Here's where you
don't leave them. Okay, I've noticed this recently. People leave
them like the minute they crossed the threshold out of

(16:48):
the grocery store. They'll take the bags out and just
leave it right there. Yeah. Not not with the other
carts that are like in the area in the front
of the store.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
They go, this is good enough, and they literally.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Field a dream style. They literally cross outside of the store.
In the minute they're outside, they go, I'm just gonna
leave the cart right here at this forty five degree
angle outside the exit. I did ima take my back,
so I'm gonna walk to my car. It doesn't go
there either, idiots.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
I know.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
I see that a lot as Sam's Club. Really, I
don't know why, because.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
You needed to walk around the store and then you're like, oh, yeah, don't.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Know, Well, we got a brand new around of cart
near cars, cart narks.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they.

Speaker 14 (17:27):
Not on you?

Speaker 15 (17:28):
Cartnarks? Cartnarks, What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
When they not on you?

Speaker 15 (17:34):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card
arks listen, just scratching news advice.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
And they can't win them all, but you can at
least get people thinking about maybe returning those carts. And
that's what seed Mass is trying to get people to do.
I see agent of the cart narks going around and saying, Hey,
that's not where the carts go.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Now will they return it?

Speaker 5 (17:49):
They should say, oh, I'm sorry, I alad take that
for you.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, but no, they'll sit there for thirty minutes and
argue with you. Always explosive new cart narks.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
And yeah, this time it is our Detroit area agent Robonark,
who's half man, half machine all narc.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Like three P was a cart narkladly.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
And one thing I've learned about even in my time
cart narching about Detroit is they're losing grocery stores, so
like the big chains aren't really in the city proper
of Detroit. They're kind of getting there's a there's like
a Whole Foods and a mier, but they're kind of
downtown ish area, like those little ones that are built
into buildings, and he like generic think of you know,
there's no walmarts, no, no targets and all of that stuff.

(18:26):
So you have to go outside of the city limits
a little bit. And that's where Robonarc found a guy
who he left his cart in the blue striped walkway
around the handicap spot classic space for cars, because it's
open and why not and screw you if you need
a walker who cares.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Not this guy.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Hopefully maybe a robot can teach him that this isn't
where the cart goes and he will comply.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
All right, well you show cardinalk creating, sir, what's all
kirk narks?

Speaker 7 (18:51):
So this man left his cart blocking the handicapped walkway, right,
we'll apply a magnet of shame, no techny. Well, certain,
the problem is you left your card in the middle
of a handicapped walkway.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
I don't care, well I do. I'm the Roboonarc. I
blocked your attack. Don't cut I'm not attacking. Don't touch
my Why did I do it? Though, sir, ask yourself.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
This you better to do?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Sir, No, this is my programming.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You're all wrong.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I am a cybernetic organism.

Speaker 17 (19:17):
You're idio.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I like how.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I like how his voice.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
He almost became a robot like you. That's fine.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
And he's an older guy, but I think the slobbering
is a tooth related issue.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Why is their first question? No, he's don't you have
something better to do?

Speaker 9 (19:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Well there's a car, there's This is one thing that
cart narks have revealed about humanity is we don't think
too much. We have they they called them non non
playable characters. We're just we kind of have like five
or six lines that we blurred out. And that's about
all we can as humans can really, especially if you're
a dumb idiot who doesn't return his cart, that's not
all you can get out.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Get?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Is this your job?

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Well that's not the point. The point is the card anyway.
So this guy's already thrown a magnet back at the
robo nark as you heard there, and he's called him
an fing idiot. Let's see, maybe he can you know,
after he's thought about it for a second, he can
negotiate and calm down here quick.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
You're gonna get it, get what you can shoot? What
am I gonna see?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Walk away?

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Put your card back?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Walk away?

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Please want to shoot? Sunk in a struct your car?

Speaker 9 (20:26):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Why are you yelling at me? What are you gonna say?
My butt?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I could easily fit it in there, but then it.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
Will do no good.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Other than making me finish.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Huh. He has a lot of threats. Oh yeah, well
don't see.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
But that's the thing too, is that they realize I'm
baiting them into making an explicit threat that I'm so
you'll see what happened?

Speaker 5 (20:51):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (20:51):
What?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Check it out?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Well, that's good for you.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
The thing I've noticed in the cart nark videos. I
was just watching one the other day. Uh there was
one hot head guy. The wife was sitting in the
passenger seat of the big black pickup truck and the
guy kept getting out. You faked him out a couple
of times. He's threatening to beat you up, He's gonna
kill you, bla blah blah blah. But then he goes,
I'm calling the cops. For what because you put this

(21:17):
on my cart? Yeah, but you just threatened to kill me. Yeah,
Like as if you're the one who's committed the crime.
The cop for you just asked him to put the
cart back, but you're the one throwing out you're gonna
kill me.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I'm gonna come punch you.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
And I think that's why that's part of the main
reason why I've never been sued is Number One, I'm
not doing anything of a damage.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
What's the damage it you sue me for what?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
What's money?

Speaker 6 (21:38):
It's a magnet. It's not even a sticker, it's a
it's a magnet.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Number one.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
That and number two, invariably they've committed a crime on video.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
So when that goes in the court, the judgement say,
oh wait, hold.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
On a minute, right there, what would be the official
crime on something like that.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Like, let's say the guy's gonna punch you, beat you up.
Technically that is either menacing criminal threats or just assault. Now,
if they say I'm going to run you over, I'm
going to kill you, which of course has happened many times,
that could be like, because aggravated assault would be the
the credible threat to hurt me in a way to kill.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Aggregator threat and talking about this situation what he just
brought up. How many times is it just the woman
gassing up the guy and the guy feels like, well
I got followed through.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Well, that was that famous video in Pearl City in
Hawaii where the women's chasing me around and it takes
four or five minutes the women chasing me before the
guy goes, hey, that's my wife's chasing me. He's chasing
me inside the wall anyway. So this guy, he's already
he's making some generic threats. Let's see if you can
get some some more specific ones.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Hold on with one, sir, you are a human. I'm
a I'm a cybernetic organist.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
Sir.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
How are you gonna do that? You can't catch me?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Number one?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Number two, I'm very strong and powerful, sir. I am
made of muscles and robotic components.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
You're made up of idiot.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You're right out, an idiot, got you.

Speaker 7 (23:05):
This guy's five eight, one hundred and fifty pounds. Maybe
he sounds about he sounds way older than he actually is.
But he's I'm gonna beat your ass and beat you up.
And he's showing me his fist like er fish the
comps showing Robernarc his fists.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
So, then at this point he's driven.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Around a couple of times, throwing a couple of minutes
at the agent.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Robarc again never addressed that he's talking to a guy
in a robot voice during this whole confrontation. Uh he
Then there's a guy walking by, and he says to
the guy, Hey, why don't you beat this punch this
guy in the fing face pointing to me. So he
tries to recruit bystanders to beat Robarch.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Sorry, would you, well, please don't do that. I'm a
nice guy. And Robot sir, that's against the law to
beat me up against you. Well flick, Well what law
am I breaking? You're gonna find out that's not how
it works.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, is that a badam or something?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
It was like like a Dodge something, Well, Detroit Dodge
built amic.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
So now that he's like doing burnouts, you know, other
people to get hurt, so you get back away, unforture.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
He got away. I guess the one thing we'll never
know is the story that he tells when he gets
home to his wife. I think took you so long?

Speaker 10 (24:28):
Almost killed this guy that more than ever was scared
of me death. We brought that up before. I would
love just to like listen in be a fly on
the wall on that person recapping this and according to him,
like he I was probably scared he punked you.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
It was so cool. I told him he was made idiot.
Do you showed Cartnarks?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
So this just popped up thanks to CBS for New Orleans.
Was cart Narks not created by Sea best Lap, maybe
even Greg Gory. No, it was created by this guy.
This is the consumer reporter for CBS four in the nineties.
Oh who he'd had something called a segment he was
like the man on the street dude called naturally not
excuse me, naturally Nolins okay, where he would go out

(25:12):
and just kind of like examine things around the city.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
And he noticed at the local k Mart. Yes that
was back in the nineties and and Stein Mart.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Oh yeah right. He shows up with his news van
and he notices there's carts everywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
He's like, what's going on on?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
On?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
What is?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (25:27):
All right, all right, now I'm gonna show you something
that's really naturally Non's okay. Here, I am trying to
get into this parking spot, turn off the engine and
get out of the car, right. Ye, And I got
a basket right here. But do I get this basket? No,
I'm gonna walk way over there and get a fresh basket.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Something wrong with that? I need a fresh basket, y'all?

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Do that?

Speaker 16 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
You want the new one.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
You want the new one that's already in ninety the
front of the store.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
So he's pointing out people are leaving out carts and
just to get a new one inside. Does that doesn't
make any sense. He's also breathing, we'll heavy from stepping
out of his van. Sure, this guy, but he's he
goes out and he actually does a card Ark's bust.
He actually finds a woman who's leaving her card out
and he and this is his version.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You saw on the camera.

Speaker 14 (26:10):
You said, oh, sweetheart, go put the basket back for demand.
And if we weren't here, you would push that basket
into the side of somebody's call and say we're going.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Put you hold on the side, but you would be
right behind.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, right, I know it.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Interesting? Why do you do that? But it's not a
new phenomenon of people being.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Well, But you don't never really heard about any kind
of like confrontation about it other than someone's car getting
damaged if somebody saw who did it or who left
the cart out. But yeah, little did he know if
he kept doing this for a decade or so.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Yeah, right, you years.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Ago with it.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Personality wise, there's something different between naturally Nolan's and Robo
because she's like, oh t he's sorry, and I don't
think you get many of them. Yeah, it was a
very pleasant interaction.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Well, here he is wrapping up his second for CBS
fits up you guilty it is? Yeah, you all and
you know what that means. That means you're naturally not
Frank Davis, PA Channel four, I win this news.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Will I go do a little shopping?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Now?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
What do you show?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Proud to be heard weekday mornings on ninety two three
and Nolins and uh Frank Davis, Frank DA.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Guess he's no longer with us for texting over this
the kmart Stein mart Era.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, we have and we do have.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Let's not forget Agent bone gar so does patrol the
he's keeping his memory alive.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well, uh, there you go, another successful round of cardinals.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
And what's he gonna do?

Speaker 15 (27:45):
What you're gonna do when they n on you, cards, cards,
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do and they
on you.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
You're gonna get it, get what you shoot?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
What I gonna say? Walk away, sir, but your car
back walk Please go to the street shocking in a
chuck her car, sir? Why are you yelling at me?
What are you gonna say?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
My bud sir?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
I could easily have fit it in there, but then
it will do no good.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
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the Pool Party is back this time with Yellow Car.

(28:34):
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Everybody's got tickets for you to win. And we got
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to buy them if you're like mean, just can't look
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(28:54):
ran into somebody. Oh is it the Woody Show prom?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I've won like five.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Things over the past. Wow, it wasn't just here like
they want something on care, they want something.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
They just call these radio stations they win. Yeah, cannot
relate do that.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Oh I know Morgan, she just won like seven hundred
dollars out of casino over the weekend. Did you really
I saw a picture? Oh yeah, did you see her instagram?
Her upskirt?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, her head's in a toilet. Oh I didn't see
that that.

Speaker 18 (29:25):
Oh yeah, I had a great time lit little six.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
She was in Palm Springs. I saw the and mar
Rose I signed to.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Do the upskirt with Marilyn.

Speaker 18 (29:34):
But yes, we went to the casino Cabo and I
and left with seven hundred dollars. Yeah, that's awesome, that's.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
So very I love Palm Springs.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Look at her.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Oh guy, you don't put that on the internet. Place
was this sad night because it looks like it's bright daylight? Yeah,
it was bright daylight drinking. Oh yeah, I probably started
to like ten am, that's what it was, and then.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Blame it on the sun.

Speaker 18 (30:02):
It was poisoning.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, sorry, keep it real, y'all.

Speaker 18 (30:06):
Real, you know, rainbows.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
It looks like your face would be in the water.
I mean her head is really the toilet. You could
see her on on Instagram. Morgan victory at Morgan Victory.

Speaker 18 (30:22):
At least like the towels around the lid of the
toilet clean. Yeah, yeah, but you're breathing. People don't want
to leave their toothbrush out in the same room where
there is a toilet. Meanwhile, your nose, mouth, everything is
it's got to be within an inch.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Of the water.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
She's like giving herself a swirly inside inside the toilet.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I have bar dumpsters, and I've never gotten that close
to the bowl. You've never gotten splashed back.

Speaker 18 (30:49):
From Ye, it's a clean hotel room. I just want
didn't want to spill. But yeah, the sun poisoning was
crazy out there.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Yeah, it was going around.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
It was Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I mean, did you would eat anything?

Speaker 18 (31:01):
No, that's my problem. I don't eat when I drink.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (31:03):
See yeah, called saving calories.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Greg gets it.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yeah, you don't want to waste it on food. You
drink your calories.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know who else has that same exact mentalities Aunt Chrissy.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh yeah right, never eat.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
She's recently started eating. Well okay, yeah, like we went
to dinner with her and my uncle Tim. Yeah, we
were just back visiting family and.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Stuff and yeah food, yeah fat her.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I mean she drinks. She starts drinking beer Gina at
like nine am for her.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Is it because it's like the beer is filling or
she's like watching her diet watch what I'm saying is
for Greg and Morgan reason.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
No, it's all three.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
She starts with the beer and then because that like
she just doesn't think about eating because like, well I've
you know, been drinking beer since nine now.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
That you mentioned it, I don't think I've ever seen
her eat.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, she'll pick at something, but to like sit and
eat a meal, you don't really.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
See that all that.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
But I've also never seen her in pants, always short,
always shorts. I've seen her in the middle of a
casino and no shoes on, that's true. Yeah, she was
walking through the bellagio barefoot.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
Because she could have figuredt how to work the shower,
so she came back down in the lobby to ask
him how the shower works.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Yeah, Gina got the FaceTime with her.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
H rulled so hard. She was double frying French fries.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
My aunt Chrissy. She said, she's not stupid, She's simple.
That's what she always says. And she's always drunk and
or high.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Didn't you get her burner phone for her first trip
out here?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I did because I was in charge of keeping track
of her, because I was the only person around that
could keep an eye on her. And she disappears because
she's little, She's like four foot ten, and so she
just disappears.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
She makes Sammy look tall. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I couldn't believe how little she was. When I saw it.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
I was thinking we should have her back on again
here soon, because she got into this crazy conversation. We're
sitting on her back porch, she's smoking weed and drinking beer,
and there was a firefly, lightning bug, whatever you call him,
flying around. She was trying to convince me as my
grandfather stopping by to say hi. And then she got
in this whole thing about the big Foot an alien,

(33:11):
and I go, dude, and she was, I know, you
don't believe I go, no, I believe that you believe
there's no ex how would you explain, Like, just because
you don't know what the explanation is doesn't mean there's
not an explanation.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Preachack person. All right, well he's here to say Hi, boy,
should see best.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
You've become quite the internet celebrity with the cart Narks
following up on Carnarks brand new Cardnarks. If you missed it,
just tuning in now you're able to catch on the podcast.
Have you been approached by or do you have You
might even have. I have no idea because I know
you do interviews on different podcasts and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Do you have a media manager hey for interviews?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I'm like, because I've just noticed that there are a
lot of these people that are influencers or they have
like some type of account like that. Not that they
don't have to be an influencer per se, but they
just have somebody who's gotten some attention on internet, on
social media, and then when you reach out to them,
they go, well, contact my management. Well I wish I

(34:27):
did have a management quote unquote, because I know a
lot of people want to talk to you, ask you
about Clarks and I know you've gone on all these
different shows. They can just email me directly on the website,
okay dot com, I have some insight on this. Okay,
it's fifty to fifty some actually do.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
So.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
There's like specialists who like manage these internet celebrity people.
I know, I heard from one the other day because
there's a one like this one person I'm trying to
get on And I sent this person an email directly
and they wrote back to me yeah, and they go, oh,
I'm actually not allowed to discuss this on my I
need to you need to contact and I forget the
guy's name, Lee' something yeah, my my media manager.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
And I go, what Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
And the other fifty percent of it is they're faking it.
They have they're like pretending they have.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
This is the extraction I got.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
I got.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I got a note back from this guy and I
looked him up and he's a legita like talent manager.
It's like, you have two hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
as do we, and you're doing these silly fun and
I think entertaining videos. I just want to talk about
your fun videos. Has just worked out for your business?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (35:31):
You know?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I had some uh some stuff that I thought that
she might be helpful with talking to Gina about that
Gina's going through. And then I got this run around
about you have an Instagram account, but now you have
a media manager. Yeah, what's going on. Yeah, there's this
one guy with down syndrome that I want to get
hold of. He has now he might need some help.
But you know what I mean, like that, I understand
this other woman. She's a professional.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
She can like, you have a schedule appointment.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Alex Cooper from the Call Her Daddy podcast.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah, she got.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Booed mercilessly, did you see?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Like so it's a big deal if you go to
a Cubs game in Chicago at Wrigley Field, Uh, take
me out to the ball game. Harry Carey, legendary Cubs broadcaster.
He would always lead the crowd and I wan and
and they take me out of the ball game.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Anyway, she they get like big cups Chicago people, Jack White,
you know, people like that.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Well, they do bring another celebrities and things like that. Anyway,
So she was up there, Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy,
and she had these two other chicks doing like this
ridiculous dance behind her boy. And so she got booed. Now,
here's here's some of the here's some of the audio here.
Now do you think her mistake was making it more about,
you know, whatever they were doing than what the crowd

(36:45):
would be into, or like, what do you think you
have it again?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Scoop? All right, Daddy, gang and Cubs fans.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
First of all, I would be I think most people
will be sitting there going, who the f is this?
I'm not saying she's not popular. She does have her following,
but like it not a household name right, You're going,
who the f is this?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Pitch?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
You've never seen something like this before? One on two,
on three? So the girl.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
On to the crowd.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
What was she doing that.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Crowd?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
There goes the crowd. They never bow the Sabbath thinning
stretch ever, if they play it so shy.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Crown them all super good for the crowd. I appreciate
that it seemed very like high school popular girls trying
to do something funny that the rest of the school
doesn't think it's funny. It was also like they were
mocking it.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Greg guess her net worth? Greg's gonna kill himself.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Much like when Greg Gorey is like moving between jobs.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
There was a big bidding one for her when she
left Barstool. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
God, I've got a three year exclusive deal with Spotify. Okay, no,
it's serious.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Xem.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Oh she moved over there.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay the previous one.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Oh okay, okay, thirty five million, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Sixty million dollars ying.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
That song too.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
They they think that she's bringing in right around fifteen million.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
All right, she's amusing herself. I think that's way under.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
You think it's way under.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Well yeah, maybe, Well she wasn't taking it seriously, and
the audience isn't full of twenty two year old morons,
so I think going to do her.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
All right, we'll go get to get a break, we'll
come back more. Woody Show. He's next eight seven seven
forty four. Woody, if you like to call in. You
got the mouth off about something?

Speaker 14 (39:00):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Or is the text over do that to check in
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
This is the Woody Show. We're into.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
On a new hour insensitivity training prede polity correct. Well,
it's Tuesday morning, it's July the eighth, twenty twenty five.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four would text
us two two nine eighty seven. We've got some of
the trending news headlines coming up for you this hour,
and MENACE's.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Word of the day. Where's the AI at?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, so trying to increase MENACE's vocabulary.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Fun word of the day calendar. He gets paid from
the calendar.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
It's got the word on there, the pronunciation ors he
would call the pronunciation gune. It's got the definition their form,
and a custom crafted sentence that Menace can raid us
in the sense.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
You used the word the other day that I was
shocked and amazed and please do you remember what it was?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah? Zeitgeist? I thought what define? Was it used correctly?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
For sure? Okay?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
All right, so you knew what it was? Okay, it was.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
It was pretty incredible.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Man.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Do you know where I learned that? Where our friend
Darren Chris?

Speaker 9 (40:16):
Oh? Really?

Speaker 10 (40:18):
When he came in he started using zeitgeist a lot. Yeah,
and then I like, memory, see some things with Menace.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Something sick.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Wait, I don't know what it means though, what does
that mean?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
It's just kind of like something that's in the general public, right,
is something.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
That the or the general consciousness and that people know.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Coming from the German warn zeit time and guy's spirit
and the spirit of the times.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, so shout out to decrit d Chris.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Chris today. What's the other.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
One that he committed to memory? Hyper that's that's one
that's stuck.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Just being extra?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, yeah, So are you.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Ready for today's word? Minutes we're all going to learn together.
I wait to learn a new word?

Speaker 5 (41:07):
All right, new word.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Greg's got the the page there for you.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yes, all right? What is what is today's word?

Speaker 5 (41:14):
O the day?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
We spell it for everybody, so you guys know what
it is is? He's trying to figure it out here.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
A N E S T H E T I S
T good word.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yeah, I think I know the word, but I don't
know if I'm gonna be able to say it correctly.
It might be one of those things where I didn't
know aluminum back in the day when I was aluminum.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
He couldn't say aluminum.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
He couldn't say cinnamon. Men, But I've learned those after
forty years. All right, is this antithesis.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Close?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Somebody?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Am I close?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
This is somebody in the medical field.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
I wouldn't say close.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I mean, you got most of the letters. I mean,
it's not that close, okay.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Uh, and okay, I think I know what it is
now and these I can't say it, uh God and
enthuse theologists.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Okay, ologists no, no, well yeah, god, I know the word.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I say it once you start with just like the
the first and the first five letters, like if it
was just the first five letters, how would you say that?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
And theists no, the first five letters A N E
S T.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Anthists just trying to get.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
Frustrated because it's fun because I'm just trying to help
you the first This is the time of the second
where gets mad at what are you getting mad?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I'm literally I'm just trying to help. But he needs
to break it down, breathing like just to just to
say that. He needs to ferret it out your tend.
This is this word is just five letters, those first
five letters.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
A N E S. T. Like, how would you say that?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
And uh?

Speaker 4 (43:06):
And nest and nest I mean that clo okay, yeah,
and I can't say it and myth my physically can't
say anesthetist and that's a tist. Yeah, so yeah, you
want to read the definition and that's a tista basically

(43:27):
all right, it hurts my mouth to try to say
a metheicist, uh, A nurse or another person trained to
men a minister a methetistics.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
See also and the uh enth see this.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Is the word.

Speaker 10 (43:45):
I thought it was all right here we look at
that one, and thetologists, anesthesiologists.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
And it's caesiologists can't say it.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
I said, what would this person do?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Menace is basically administer drugs?

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Okay, yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
They can get like you're having a baby, like an epidural,
you know, like.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Anesthesia, yes, anesthesia and these yeah, I can't say it. Anthesis,
all right, a nethhesis. Great gry is in the market
for a personal uh profofall enthusiologist for daily uh sedation sedations.

(44:32):
He emphasizes that Michael Jackson ruined it for everybody, and
he toats promises that he will not tell any tell
not tell on you if you simply come over to
his dumb melicy domicile domicile a few times.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
What domicile is?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Uh, domicile? No, his home or something maybe a few
times a.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Week with your heavenly milky slumber serum.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
He only said, he only Simpltates stipulates. His only stipulation
is that you not be a shady weirdo physician from Trinidad. Okay,
now what is that sentence from? What was that taken from?
That would be from the New England Juneral Journal of Medicine, February.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
That was a good artist.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Wow, very wordy for some reason, you know, to sound smart.
Because one more time for the people in the back,
Today's word of the day em physicist.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
I got it.

Speaker 10 (45:49):
Can somebody say, come over to missle I say the
word greg because you could say anesthetistetist, statists, a bird
lives in a nest.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
That's why I was trying to get you that first
five letters, A t anesthetist, anesthetist, a natistist to tist. Okay, audience,
does anybody know that word?

Speaker 17 (46:12):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (46:13):
No I didn't. Honestly, you're doing I heard.

Speaker 11 (46:15):
Anesthesiologist like him, and I knew that that's like where
it was going with it, But I've never heard that term.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
The anesthesiologist is the doctor and then the person who
administers it is the anesthetist. Really pretty much so you
might have like a nurse, maybe a nurse practitioner, maybe
do it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I don't dispatch the anesthetist. So then what is the ant?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
My friend's wife the whole vibe.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Oh friend used to be our big uh around here.
His wife, Becky, that's what she does. She's a what
and that's she is. Yeah, she's got some great stories.
By the way, I love to hear those great stories.
Thank you, Menace Brian. We learned to We did learn today.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
The fact that he much in the word morons is
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Lord show love.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Jindi grad one of the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yes well.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
The death toll from the flood in Texas has now
climbed to at least one hundred and four people, with
eighty four of those in Kirk County. Rescue crews are
still working along the Guadalupe River in the hopes of
finding any of the missing people, and the flooded areas
are bracing for even more rain, with forecasters saying two
to four more inches could fall today. As for now
and as for how rather all this could happen, Kirk

(47:35):
County had no flood warning sirens, despite repeatedly asking for
them to be installed over the years, but officials apparently
said no because they're too expensive. And the only uplifting
news to come out of this story, though, is that
coast Guard rescuer. Have you heard about him? He's being
hailed as a hero for saving one hundred and sixty
five kids from the floodwaters. Petty Officer Scott Ruskin had

(47:57):
just graduated from swimming rescue school well six months ago,
and the flood was the first rescue mission he's ever had.
And I think when they quoted him, like, oh, you're
a hero, he's like, I'm just a dude, Like he's
a totally regular guy.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Yeah, I mean, what was he gonna say?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Expect from He's cool though, and pretty cute, I must say.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
But those those guys that that have the people that
got those jobs, man, like the stuff that you know,
cops and firefighters and people like this that they see, Like, dude,
is there enough therapy? Are you ever the same?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Like, I mean this, I told you yesterday, this story,
And I think it's the element of the kids at
the camp, the girls of the camp, that just got
me thinking about it constantly. Like, but when you see
it in the person, you're one of the people that
respond to like one of these school shootings and you
see like.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
You're not the same right, no way you can like
and then so what is what is new normal for you?

Speaker 19 (48:55):
Like?

Speaker 11 (48:56):
What is like how very specific kind of person you're
just asociating the whole time that you're in that environment
having to deal with the tragedy.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
It's not a movie. It's I mean, this is a
real life tragedy and real life just.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I don't know about you, guys, but that's why I
never wanted to be a field reporter. I don't want
to go to car accidents with people. I don't want that.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Well, a pediatrician in Houston, Texas, got a ton of
backlash after posting a comment on social media about the
flood victims that said, may they get what they voted for,
bless their hearts. That was referring to how many people
in the area pediatrician supporters. Yeah, well, yeah, her flood
makes well, her blurre didn't like that. She's been very fired.
The Texas Medical Board also publicly condemned her comments, and

(49:37):
there's possibility that she could face disciplinary reviews from the
board too. So Greg, the internet, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Absolutely worth it worth it now, Greg, you said all
the time. You have a random thought, right, you don't
you have to shost it?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You don't know you do?

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Oh you do.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
You're sitting at the comfort of your own home and
you have a thought that might be controversial. What you
should do is immediately posted.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
But you have to.

Speaker 14 (50:03):
You have to.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
There's a law. Right you can't think, you must you
should post it.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I don't get likes in my brain though. Yeah, you
don't get that dopamine.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
You don't get to waste your whole day fighting with
people on the internet, and.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
You don't get to risk your career your likelihood.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
So stupid, but so stupid.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
But hold on, hold on, wait now, wait, you can
actually have a thought. But wait, freedom of speech? Well,
oh wait, sure it doesn't apply to your employer.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I think people forget what that means your freedom.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Your employer also can make the decision whether they want
you as a representative of their company or just say
you know what you have? Your freedom is You're free
to say what you say, but you're free to go
do it somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
You're not working here anymore.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Right, Well, the TSA has quietly started letting passengers keep
their shoes on during airport security checks. This is according
to a bunch of sources, because well there's been no
official announcement. This new policy is already being tested out
at a bunch of air reports. The DSA says they're
always looking for ways to improve the travel experience and safety.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, because one guy right after nine to eleven try
to light his shoes on fire, Richard Reid. I don't
know why I remember that name, Richard Red Wow, and
one a hole tried to light his shoes on fire.
And ever since, every passenger the last plane has been
removing their shoes yep.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
And they added that any official changes will be shared
through official announcements. But yeah, if you just don't keep
those shoes on, nobody's gonna.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Say anything, you know, traveling over vacation, I'm like, wait,
I don't have to take my shoes off.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Oh even other countries, then I'll do that.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
No.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah, Well I did see a video tsa guy stole
someone's iPad, like right out of the bin. Idiots, And
apparently this tough happens a lot. Somebody noticed because people
take you know, their wallets and stuff. They put in
the little dish or into the thing the bin and
these guys as they're moving things through, they're like grabbing

(51:52):
stuff out and they're keeping it.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
Well.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
They actually had this.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
It was a test from I think it was an
ABC News offfiliate, and they were testing to see if
their stuff would go missing from ts A. And sure enough,
it was like the reporters iPad that they had planted there.
Basically they got taken. They used to find my iPad.
Thing showed up at this guy's house. He's still in
his ts A uniform and they go, hey, so, uh,

(52:18):
our iPad went missing from the TSA security line and
we show that it's at your property and they're like,
He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. And
then uh, and so that they did the whole thing
where you play sound and you hear in the background, well, why.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Do we have the cameras rolling? I don't really And
then he made up.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Some story about how his wife is the one there,
like you're the TSA guy. I was, Yeah, he blamed
it on his wife. It's it's online. You can say, yeah,
like dude, yeah, this guy TSA well east to work
for the TSA. He was just saying yes. Some of
his coworkers were like the dumbest people.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
I saw that report. Home boy blamed his wife.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yep, we saw the six and why don't you ever
steal anything digital? Like the whole thing with Joel McHale,
Like they know exactly where you are. Remember his phone
got stolen and it's it's air tagged people.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Well, there there was a story I think it was
out of Philadelphia where a bunch of guys went into
one of the Apple stores. They took the display phones
and of course as soon as it left, it starts
making this like alarm like the phone itself, you know,
like an amber alert where it wakes everybody up. Yeah,
well it's like, uh, they've left him on the street
because they couldn't do anything with them, so they start
all screaming and whatever. They left them on there. What

(53:31):
do you think you're going to get with those phones
that you take out of the store. They know what
they are, well they do. They know how to identify them.
You're not gonna be able to activate them or jail break.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
But they don't care about their tryl. They're looking for
a dumber person that's not going to turn it on
and just buy it.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Out of the box. Well, menace here's something you might
actually know about that you can help inform us about
former MTV sixteen and Pregnant mom Whitney Purvis. Are you
familiar with her per work. She was arrested in Georgia
yesterday and it is facing five charges of involuntary manslaughter,
drug distribution, and using a communication device to facilitate a

(54:05):
drug crime. Okay, Yeah, Prosecutors say she gave a lethal
combo of fentanyl and xylazine to a guy who later
died from an ode. Oh trank, you.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
See, you see, you see it in sit on the
streets of San Francisco, because they do that the federal
lean where they like the zombie lean, right, they're up,
their lower half is upright, their bottom half is folded
over completely because that's from the trank, right, I believe so.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Oh because says sixteen the photo the article from E
News and I just tried to look up her photo
for menas sixteen and pregnant Whitney Purvis Son West and
dead at sixteen. So the sun died and now they're
not doing I remember seeing something about about that.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Yeah, and this is what happens.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
People say, well, why do they lace this with feentanyl
on trank and they want they want to kill their clients. Well,
they just don't know they the time it's gotten to them,
it's been cut so many times. Yeah, and they just
give it and people die.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
This is why we need doctors to a master propofol.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
The latest, the latest tea mom news that I saw
was the one Kate You remember Caitlin? Yeah, yeah, she's
single again. Just let's say you ever watched the Muppet
movie and you thought Miss Piggy was really something special.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Yeah, she seems like I could just find that.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
But in human flaws, it's been pregnant a few times.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
She seems like a lady to get in line.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
How dare you? Well, women across the country are reporting Sammy,
reporting surprising pregnancies while taking weight loss drugs like ozempic
and Manjaro, and experts say, these little ozempic babies, they're
not a coincidence because turns out these GLP one meds
can boost fertility by helping weight loss and hormonal balance,
which is great especially in women with pcos or other

(55:53):
fertility issues. But but they can also make your birth
control less Effectives say that if this worries you to
switch to something like an IUD or other backup methods,
and if you plan on getting pregnant, stop GLP one
meds at least two months in advance, since we still
don't totally know how these drugs affect pregnancies.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
But if you're trying to get pregnant, why would you
stop them? Sounds like you'd want to get Well, that's
the thing right off label use or people maybe.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Having like a problem. But that's the thing, like when
you're going to have some skinny babies, you don't want one.
When you're a lady of a certain size, they say
it's harder to get pregnant, so you slim down and
there's your baby there.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
I mean, we've already known for a while that antibiotics
make birth control ineffective. Like there are medications out there
that are already known to do that, so this isn't
really something new they do. Yes, you, if you're on
birth control and you take antibiotics, your birth control is
not working.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I got lucky a million times. I know she's taken
so many loads on animals. My god, I didn't realize
never got so lucky. Well, that's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
With thank you very much?

Speaker 14 (56:59):
Do you.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Right back?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
The translatter of the English alphabet is what value on that.

Speaker 9 (57:13):
Worry show?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Well, today is a day number one of Prime Day
on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, today for the eleven the eleven. They added a
day this year. They always say it's the biggest Prime
Day ever.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Our friend Rich on Tech just did a just did
a segment on some of the better deals that he
thinks are are worth it.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
We go to hear that because I always think it's
a scam. It's a scam.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
You get really good deals anything, obviously that that Amazon
is a part of.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Yeah, but I always feel like they jack up the
price just before Prime Day and lower it back down,
like just to mess with us.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Okay, let's say this. This sounds like something that you
would use. Okay, this is a for Sarah portable neck fan.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Oh baby, give it to me.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
It normally goes for thirty four dollars. Now yours for
twenty seven dollars.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Yeah, big deal.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Back football games I loved recently.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
I felt like three.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Okay, I've brought one. I've brought one on multiple trips
that we've done.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I've seen hefty people at music vessels. They have the
Bistle Little Green Max Pet Portable carpet cleaner, Okay, normally
one hundred and forty dollars. Prime Day yours for one
hundred dollars. Okay, that's a pretty good deal.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Maybe even trying to get an i row eye robot
rumba plus robot vacuum and mop.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Oh yes, usually eight one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
I didn't know those things were that expensive. I mean
I knew they were. I would say like three.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Though with the mop with the yeah, because that's going
to do the hard floors.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Well, that from Prime Day was eight hundred now down
to four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Now we're cooking with gas. I'm seeing a stand quencher
h two point zero tombler with handle and straw. Now
is it's like a brown color though?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Only twenty four to seventy five though for a cup?
Wow brown?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
All right?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Amazon Prime Day you can get the Philip Soniccare thirty
one hundred power toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Oh I actually need any wine?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Okay, So I finally made the move to powered toothbrush.
Did I did?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Okay, because I haven't yet, but I've been hearing that
I should.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Great My dentist has always suggested it all right, like, oh,
you try to I'm like, oh cool, okay, that sounds
pretty good.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
I'll try it. I never did, never did.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Finally I got it. First of all, Oral B. I
don't have the Phillips one. But it's great.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Your teeth feels so clean.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
So aren't you afraid of waking up your wife in
the morning?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
That was me.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
No, they're not worried about keep keeping keeping me asleep.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
They're not Jackcaea.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Are you running it on the floor?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah, right, yeah, I thought it'd be noisy. The Philip
Soniccare thirty one hundred power toothbrush Amazon Prime Special, usually
two hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Now it's one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Okay, it's a good deal.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
They're expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Yeah, I think you'll have it forever.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Well, you can get the one on tim I'm sure,
for thirty thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Just blown to Target or Walmart for eight dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, how about the one that actually takes double A batteries?
Those are cool?

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
This okay, because I thought you had to have them
sitting out on the thing to be charging all the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Time, not all the time every months A couple of months.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
It doesn't take charge once a week.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Oh really doesn't need to charge. It was just buzz
when it's done.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
I did see there's a portable power station. I like that,
those big batteries. I did see one portable toothbrush. Not
portable toothbrush, but powered toothbrush electric too, electric tooth Thank you, Greg,
it said, powered by a I I what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
How why does it jump up by itself?

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
And you know, do you ever thind for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Tooth to concentrate on?

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
It's got some program in it or everything's got AI. Yeah,
washer and dryer AI. That's the joke in Silicon Valley
right now, everything they just so AI on it and
then you'll get you know, financial backing. I'll give yourself
some some prime deals today, guys. Oh here at Ninja
AF one oh one air fryer normally one hundred and
thirty bucks can be yours.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
For eighty dollars nice, usually eighty dollf a break more
what he showed next, tang or.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
The wood he show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
I'll be honest, I'm getting a little pleasure seeing the
Ryan Seacrest crew in the hallways at this time of day.
I'll tell you why that's that's odd because you know
Ryan right now, I guess is living over in Italy, Italy, right,
he either lives in Italy or he lives in Miami.
That's typically where he spends his time. But he's not

(01:01:50):
taking Wheel of Fortune or American Idol or one of
the other things he's doing. Rule, So he tapes the
show for the next day, usually the day before, and
so they get like these normal people work on the show,
get these normal hours rocky, right. They don't have to
get here like for regular morning show hours.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
They get to get here whenever when the suns up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
However, because Ryan's in Italy currently, he's able to do
the show live, and which means that all the people
that work on the show actually have to get here
morning show hours like the rest of us, like normal.
I kind of get a little sick pleasure out of
it because we see it all the time. We get
here mega early before any of the other shows in
the building. And it's not to pat ourselves in the

(01:02:31):
back here. I'm just saying to us when someone walks
in at like five forty five and they go, meanwhile,
we've been here for three hours welcome. Yeah, it's like
I get a little I get a little pleasure when
every once in a while they have to be here
even a little bit earlier than the normal. So this
is when I see the Ryan Seacrest people in the hallways.

(01:02:53):
Gives me a little boner. I'll admit, I'm enjoying it
a little bit, very.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Least a semi.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I'm enjoying because when we walk around the hallways,
you know, this show, this station is invisible to any
of the muckety MUCKs.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
Anybody who does anything around here, like wait, what we
own that station?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know it's always about kiss
and about Ryan and about my f M and about
Coast and Ellen farted today.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
So here's a party and here's.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
And that's not again there's nothing that's nothing against Ellen.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I'm saying, like they notice anything and everything like this
is how Jan felt on the Brady Bunch. Not to
use a David reference, that's a totally accurate, totally talk
to anybody who works in this radio station. So anyway,
that's here why I derive a little bit of pleasure
in just seeing the Ryan Seacrest people hanging around at

(01:03:50):
this time of day. Having to do the show live
for a change.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
That's kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
I'm wody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
That's great gory.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
We got Menace, Hi, Gina gren Hie Man, Sammy Morgan
is here taking new calls eight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
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Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
What he is?

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
The phone number you can send us.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Eight text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Gonna be joined later on this hour for a round
of what you show Crossfire by MENACE's longtime buddies Hammer
and Hank.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
And Half Baits.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Love those guys and we we We did this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Segment once before and it got a great reaction. People
really like both guys. You learned a lot about the copic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
It was very mind expanded.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Yeah, insightful.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I can't remember is it Sammy or more Sammy or
Gina who's more obsessed with Half Baits.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
I'm very obsessed. Okay, I love him and I truly do.

Speaker 9 (01:04:47):
I mean the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
The guys make me laugh, but yeah, he's awesome. But
we'll talk to them and get their take on current events. Yeah,
what do you show cross fun? A little back and
forth there by the way, ten years ago this week
is when Jared from Subway got for being.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
A per years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
In a while getting out in five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
The FBI raided his home in Indiana July seventh, twenty
fifteen as part of that child pornography investigation, and that's
when Subway man they were.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
On a roll too.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Now I feel like you never see anybody at Subway.
There's so many other sandwich By it's always very lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Not because of Jared, but I haven't been there probably
in ten years.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Yeah, Jared had nothing to do with my not being
there for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Like good ones, there's just better jerseys. Jimmy Johnes, I.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Don't dislike something at all. I don't know other than
the portions of cheese are absolutely microscopic. Yeah, Jimmy Johns
is my jam though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Would you say he's eligible for prole win?

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
Actually four years less than four years and as far
as we know, good behavior well in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
So whatever happened to oh, well, you know what happens
to kitty touchers in prison? Yeah, Like I feel like
people say that, but does it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
I mean he was probably in isolation because he'squote unquote famous, right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
He's in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
That killed Selena.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
I for sure would be.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I thought we should be murdered in prison by now,
but no, but no, she's out there, like you know,
she's playing softball with others. Also ten years ago this week,
two NFL players lost fingers playing with fireworks.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Jason Pierre Paul.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Yes, he lost his right index finger amputated four days
after a firework just mangled his hand.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
And then the guy played for the Bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
C J.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Wilson he lost two fingers in a fireworks mishap that
same year. Now, c J I think is retired. Uh,
they're both retired. Jason Pierre Paul Like, but he was
Jason Pierre Paul being really he was a pro bowler yea,
even even after that. Yeah, he impressive people. Yeah you
ever see the aftermath from his hand?

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
I mean it was after it happened, it was after
it healed up, but like you could see you get
this club basically this year. I can't confirm if it
was real or not, but a rapper, I believe that
is real.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
It is real. He's got it. He's got an unfortunate name.
It's like a finger, fingers or something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
He blew off his hand getting Yeah, says, people like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Why are you holding?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
I can't tell real or not because beforehand he was
like showing off on social media that he had like
m eighties cool and four finger and then four extra yeah,
four extra, and then there was the yeah. Then there
was these photos laters of photos later of a mingled hand,
so I didn't know if it was real or not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
The ladies love him. He's a natural shocker.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
That's the thing is you you shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
You can avoid all of this, but I don't hold
the firework when you like it. Yeah, all of this
was super about.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
And the things he was holding basically looked like dynamite. Yeah,
we're gonna take the break. And then I think Hammer
and Hank and have big ready to go. We'll chat
with those fellows. What do you show crossfire next?

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
Hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Well, Greg has a questionable growth and I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
See it from here, Greg, you don't where it's right
on my nose and I had it like frozen yesterday. Yeah,
and they I kind of blame I think most of
you guys would blame lack of sunscreen, but I kind
of blamed the pandemic I've had this weird bump on
my nose ever since. We had to wear masks all
the time. They never do you and because and it

(01:08:27):
never went away. And I had him look at it
yesterday under this scope. I don't know what type of scope.
It is, like the diamonds with yes, like a loop,
a jeweler's loop. And the only thing that was troublesome
is that apparently it's it can get shiny at times,
and like if it's bad news, it's shiny. But he said,
the good news is it's been there for about five

(01:08:48):
years and every once in a while it kind of
looks like is it and then it kind of goes away,
but then it's right here?

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
What are they say it was?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
They really don't know. The dermatologist doesn't know what it is,
so they they didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
They said, we're going to do the nitrous thing right
now to kind of freeze it. Oh yeah, which was
kind of fun in a way. And then they said
if it comes back, then they'll do a biopsy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Honest.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
But I'm kind of in a weird way relieve that
you have it too, man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Yeah, right right here, this little bump too. I was
afraid because because I want to go to a dermatologist too,
that maybe they'll move it and then you can see
it even more.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
I know that's the thing too, because you can get
a biopsy. Won't you have a chunk missing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Well, they'll show you back up, won't they. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, but you don't want to enhance the you don't
want I mean it temporary, but would heal?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Yeah, but if it's in cancer, god forbid, you want
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
But no, no, no, no, I'm but don't be worried
about the baps.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
True.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
But the five years thing I thought would be worse,
he said, no, it's actually better because if it was,
if it's been five years and it hasn't gotten worse
or spread anywhere, then it's a good sign yet. Okay,
but hopefully you can't see it because I was kind
of embarrassed to even come in today.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Because I turn side right there. Oh my god, Literally
I literally cannot see anything, literally nothing there.

Speaker 11 (01:10:04):
If it's been there for five years, though, and you
never thought anyone would notice, but today you think it's noticed.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Because I had it the nitrous a little kind of
like hardened it, but also not really the bottom line
is it's just so gross.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Gross, way less hot. It's just disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Gregg's problems. I still have to get mapped though. You
know when they map out your skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
go to it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
I told you that's that's the next thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
So next week is my colon got Jerry duty and
colony in the same week.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
That's adults.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
It's a fun week right there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
The next thing I want to look into is the dermatologist,
because I told you like a month ago, I thought
it was only for chicks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
You thought it was just for Yeah, like I thought
botox and facial Yeah, they got to give you one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Once in a while, Like I realized that's what doctor
pimple popper, right. But I thought it's because you had
to have like a like a thing growing out side
of your face to go to something, not just for
regular checkouts and stuff like if you had like a
I guess if you had an issue, you're just.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Supposed to go.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
Checked out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
I thought it was broad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Show welcome back, rolling on here this morning and we
have a couple of guests. Time for Woody Show Crossfire,
Yes with half Bakes and Hammer and Hank Too of
Metass longtime buddies who we've had on the show individually

(01:11:39):
a couple of times. And then we did this once
before already and it was big hit. It was received
very warmly. A lot of you guys really liked Wood.
He showed cross for I like the old TV show.
I think it was on CNN.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
Yeah, it was some new dubs.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I forget the other guy. They would like they would
just go back and forth on different topics.

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
Now they had a few different hope. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah, So let's welcome our to panelists. Let's say hi
to to half bay Ty. Good morning, half Big, Good morning,
my Rulder.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
And sisters? Yeah, your biggest fan.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Oh, I adore you have Big.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
I'm not gonna go into it. I'm not gonna say
what happened, but I have a broken.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
You have a broken foot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
You just you know what you should do, dud. Just
leave it at that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
No more, no more details. Okay, can you give us,
like the the quick version.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
He can't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I know the backstory.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
He can't right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Oh, you really can't go in the story behind it.
It's a legal issue.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Huh, what do you mean there's a story.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, there's a potential legal issue. I'm sooing Hooters. Yeah,
I slipped and fill on it. Yeah, then mysterious.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Yeah great, all right, and then uh, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Hammer and Hank. Oh there he is, Hank
and half bake. You guys are Can you guys hear
each other? That's a very important question.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
I can't show.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Yeah, alright, very good.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
You can hear each other, Hank, how are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
It's truly good.

Speaker 20 (01:13:25):
I'm on my morning walk right now, on a morning walk.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
All right, are you going?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
I heard, by the way, Hank, I heard that your
annual family trip to Kansas got canceled again.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Yeah, don't get hit by a truck. Why what happened?
Why why do they cancel it?

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
My dad?

Speaker 20 (01:13:45):
It's not right now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Well, hey man, it's always got a broken food. We
can't hear about it. And us with Hammer and hanging
out on better News, you got to ask you, Oh
my god, Henk, don't get killed.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Are you on a motorcycle? Hank? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Hank?

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
You've been in radio thirty years, you know, to be
somewhere quiet. Yeah, just went by? Yeah you heard, Yeah,
Hank and better news, you did guess to sing the
anthem again?

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Another modesto nuts game? Wa when is that happening?

Speaker 20 (01:14:26):
It'll be on Saturday night when the Medeslas take on
the Stockton Board.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
All right, all right, wow anthem performance. So besides the
foot half baked, everything else been okay?

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
Oh yeah, I was in San Diego for four days.
It was all.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
What do you mean it was raw? What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
It was really good? I really liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Okay, it was really good. Okay, So that's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
You can as you can hear these guys, they have
a lot to say about a lot of things. We
want to get your individual perspectives on these different big
news stories and things that people are talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
And Hank, we're gonna start with you on this first
one because we always know that you have a lot
to say.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
What is your feeling? How do you feel after the
Diddy verdicts?

Speaker 20 (01:15:20):
I hated it because I think he should have been
committed of all the charges which are brought against him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
So you mean, like the trafficking charges of the things
that would have put him in prison for life, Like
it's not enough that he could still be going to
prison for twenty years. You don't think that's long enough. Nope,
all right, there you have it now, half baked. What
do you say on the Diddy verdict? Are you surprised?

Speaker 9 (01:15:45):
Well, he's a billionaires, so he kind of got off.
But he likes underco hamburgers and hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
I think, But what half bag means about under coke,
young ones, sandwiches, and baby oil? Yes, yes, all right,
so but a half bag? So you think because he's
got money, Uh, he's not gonna he wasn't gonna be
convicted either way. But uh, I mean, do you think
he actually did those things? Do you think he actually

(01:16:22):
is guilty?

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
Do you get raided and accused us eighty people? One
or two people? Rathless burger? That could be a lie.
But if the people accuse you, like I believe three,

(01:16:44):
Kobe Bryant is innocent, Okay, yeah, all right, Well, I
mean he had full blown in of course, but.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
It wasn't forced, It wasn't it wasn't right.

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
It was consentually bad stuff he shouldn't be doing. And
he was where he went to the wrong place at
the wrong time on purpose, and that's really bad.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah, But with Diddy, you think because there's so many
people and there's so much smoke, do you think that
he is guilty?

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Yes, so I guess the first one's free. Yeah, yeah,
the first one what he showed crossfire. We got to
Hammer and Hank and we have half baked and half bake.
We're gonna start with you again on this one. What
is your feeling about the Big Beautiful Bill past? Do
you have any thoughts on the big beautiful bill that
just recently passed.

Speaker 9 (01:17:37):
For the most part, has been democrap. But we shot
ourselves in the foot with two bad candidates, so we
deserve to lose to a loser.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
That's beautiful, all right, But no, no, no specific thoughts
because you're not super educated on what it all means
in this big beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Bill, right fair, Yeah, that's true. Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
And then Hammer and Hank, what do you what do
you say?

Speaker 20 (01:18:07):
I think it sucks?

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Do you think it sucks?

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
And any reason why, any reason in particular, or just
do you just think it sucks?

Speaker 20 (01:18:15):
It could take away my Medicare and also all my
health insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Oh damn, that would be bad doing that, all right? Solid? Yeah, Hank?

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Yeah, two guys who at one point had a beef.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Yeah, look at this, right, Yeah, this is going to intensify.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
For it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Yeah, not that, not to that kind of level.

Speaker 19 (01:18:45):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
I love that you guys are both in really noisy location.
This is fantastic, all right, all right, So let's get
into the next question. Greg Gory, you had something you
wanted to bring up. I wanted to know what you
guys think of the pope taking a six week big care.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
I think that's fair because he does a lot of
stuff and he's not allowed to get with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
I mean, he just became pope and he's taken a
long vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
But you're right, no.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
Checks, Yeah, you know, honestly, they should change the altar
boy rule because it's caused nothing but problems.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
What is the altar boy rule?

Speaker 9 (01:19:33):
Well, there's no reason on.

Speaker 16 (01:19:35):
This earth for an old as man to be around
an eight year old boy that isn't his own.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Okay, all right, Hammer and Hank, what what do you
feel about that? Do you think the Pope, already I
mean so newly into his have a six week vacation.

Speaker 20 (01:19:51):
I don't think he should take a six weeks vacation
because it's a little too.

Speaker 9 (01:19:55):
Long for pope.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
A little too long for a pope, absence for so long,
hoping to do. Yeah, yeah, there's some very important stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
All right, some more important to do. Yeah, what to
show crossroads? We have a hammer and Hank and we
have half baked.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
And the next question comes from Gina grad that they're
gonna throw out to you fellas.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Yeah, well, you know, summer, everybody's barbecuing and grilling, and
there is a new study that suggests that eating just
one hot dog a day could seriously raise our disease risk.
How worried do each of you think we should be
about that?

Speaker 20 (01:20:26):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Five five members okay, but just just not underdone ones, right, No, anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
So they're fully ready to go plumped up. Yeah, yeah,
all right, so you're not worried about it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Happy Hank?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Are you worried about that semi word?

Speaker 20 (01:20:49):
Because any cold hot dogs?

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Oh god, really, you don't even cook them at all?

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Well, they are cooked, they are.

Speaker 20 (01:20:58):
That's a cook of us, that's to do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Yeah, I'm that way. So you you eat hot dogs
straight out of the package.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Yep, Yeah, I've done that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
I've done that too, as a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
I mean as a kid, I did child yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Now as an adult, do you put anything on it
or just right from the case to your mouth?

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
Raw right? Said the case to my mouth right, Hank?

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
You cue either right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
So the question for both of you, guys, raw dog.

Speaker 15 (01:21:26):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Question for for both of you fellows, is there a
food that you refuse to eat?

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
Eat lamb?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Lamb?

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:21:34):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Why I'm missing out? No, I won't eat that either, Hank.
But why won't you eat it?

Speaker 20 (01:21:39):
I was forcedeated when I was in a group home
midesto in the mid nineteen eighties, and I hated it.
I also used to eat brose sprouse also.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Okay, so you were forced to eat lamb and Brussels
sprouts in the group home that you lived in a
modesto in the eighties. That's why you don't eat lamb?

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
All right? Half baits?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Sorry, but what's a what's a what's a few food
that you refuse to eat?

Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
I'm allergic to all fruits like pd.

Speaker 10 (01:22:15):
Hugh, tell them your hamburger order every time I take
you to a fast food spot. You're very aggressive and
you like basically get in the person's face every time
you order to make sure they get it right.

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Z and mustard.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Only cheese and mustard.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
Okay, that's kind of good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Freaks out if there's anything else.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Yeah, all right, now guys, before we let you go,
we have we have one more question. This is more
like a what would you do situation? And uh and
Gina grad has the has the details on this one.

Speaker 14 (01:22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Well, there were some subway passengers recently in New York
City that delivered some street justice to this guy who
grabbed a screaming woman on the subway platform. You hear
about that every once in a while. I was wondering
if you could tell us what you would do if
you saw a guy grabbing a screaming woman in public.

Speaker 9 (01:23:02):
Well, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
At the same time, let me go first, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Okay, yeah, all right, buddy, Yeah you're you're up first.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
I am oldish now, I'm not the stallion I used
to be. Okay, I don't want any trouble, so I
would just stay away.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Oh I wasn't expecting that from you. I don't get involved.

Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
Interesting, but the old would have lead that move.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Well all right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Now when you say young, you like, how many years
ago back? Would you have to go like, how old
are you now?

Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
Forty four. I haven't been in a fight since two
thousand and ten.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
All right, so you're forty four and.

Speaker 9 (01:23:55):
I knocked out my old balls from the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
That's a stressful job.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I'm saying, wait, why'd you why what were you guys
fighting over.

Speaker 16 (01:24:08):
In eight when George Bush collapsed the world and you
couldn't get a job at a lemonade stand, I was
like the fist employee.

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
Yeah, well maybe I tore but I was crying my hearty.

Speaker 19 (01:24:26):
Yeah, and he took my job away because he didn't
like me. So then two years later I punched him
in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Random you saw him in the street or at the
grocery store.

Speaker 9 (01:24:43):
So I started.

Speaker 16 (01:24:46):
I just started sending him bad Facebook messages and.

Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
Him at my job while I was on the clock.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
You talk that, Yeah, yeah, what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:25:01):
He called it cos I just lied and said he
hit me first.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Yeah, they called anyway, they called him one.

Speaker 16 (01:25:11):
I hit him in the phabies and nine times, and
then I threw him through a glass window his head
five times.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
And it wasn't a paper trail like Facebook message.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
Did you have like an angle monitor that that's happened,
That's what.

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
Yeah, And then to cap it off. I threw him
into a coke mission that.

Speaker 21 (01:25:42):
He really he really showed him, and he like, you
know what, you know what if he'd left my money
alone and not made me poor, it would have never happened.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Okay, this is on him.

Speaker 9 (01:25:55):
That people's money unless they really deserve it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
So so, Hank, there's a there's a woman being harassed.
What do you do in that situation.

Speaker 20 (01:26:06):
I'll call you have them incarcerated.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
You call the police and have them incarcerated.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Okay, citizens.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
Sometimes the police aren't so close though, that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Yeah, they're seeing it happen. No police, there's no place.
It's just you and that's it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
What what do you?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
Are you you do like half bait? You kind of
like just whatever? Or you you step it in.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Defend.

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
I would defend the woman, and you're what you want
to know something crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:26:34):
I used to.

Speaker 9 (01:26:36):
I used to go to a serial Hooters and there
was this weirdo in there. I'm not in the mirror,
and he would you would that you all right, you
would do we're stuff like that?

Speaker 16 (01:26:57):
Yeah, And he would hold the waitresses against their will
and he would like drive home.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Now, oh god, so you throw through a place confront him. Yeah,
but so what'd you do in that situation? This is
like back in your fighting days though, Yeah, when you
were young.

Speaker 9 (01:27:15):
Well, the girls saw them before I could.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
I used to.

Speaker 9 (01:27:22):
I used to. He was like not playing with a
full bit.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Oh yeah, I want to hear about the last fight, Hank,
you got in.

Speaker 20 (01:27:32):
I've never been in a fight before.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Oh you haven't.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Good, you should.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
It's stupid, yes, stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Very I appreciate you guys taking the time to chat
with us, half baked. I know you've been posting a
lot of stuff on Instagram lately, selfies and some of
your toy clutch and stuff. Where can people find you
on Instagram?

Speaker 12 (01:27:53):
Hughe long Wood Carder all right, So Hugh long Wood
just as it sounds, h u g h Longwood Carter
And there's no like underscores or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
It's just all all together right.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:28:08):
I've got a Kobe Bryant PSA worth five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Yea PSA means what something?

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
You want to know?

Speaker 9 (01:28:18):
What a stupid My close friend I bought him. This
was in two fourteen. I bought him a.

Speaker 16 (01:28:32):
Kobe Bryant autograph card for like one fifty Yeah, and
now it's worth five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Really good gif a lottery ticket that ends up right,
no gez.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Some people say the fun.

Speaker 9 (01:28:48):
It wasn't worth that at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
At Hugh Longwood Carter on Instagram and you can follow
half Bake there and then hammered Hank. You got your
podcast that you do with with Ryan Hoppy, our friend
Ryan Hoppy. How's that going? Everything is good?

Speaker 9 (01:29:05):
Extremely good?

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
All right, everybody can catch that wherever they get podcasts,
including the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
And remind us of the name of your podcast.

Speaker 9 (01:29:14):
The Hammer and Hank Show with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Alight.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
No, there you go, fellas. Thank you so much for
taking some time in chat with us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
We always enjoy hearing the perspectives from both you guys,
and enjoy the rest of your day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Okay, all right, all right, buddies.

Speaker 14 (01:29:31):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
There's there's Hammer and Hank and happen. We're gonna take
a We're gonna take a quick break. More WHATOI show
is next, Hang on the show.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
We'll be right back. So school.

Speaker 17 (01:29:50):
Good morning, Jeff g, Good morning Woody, and good morning squad.
Let's go ahead and start with the Angels.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
They walked it off.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Last night literally on pro too, the range a walk
off walk man.

Speaker 17 (01:30:05):
Angels broke their losing streak beat the Texas Rangers. Same
two teams tonight at the Big A. Speaking of losing streaks,
Dodgers are still on one. They lost yesterday in Milwaukee.
That is our fourth lost in a row. This game
was over in the first inning. Yamamoto gave up five
runs and was pulled in the first More bad news
for the Dodgers, Key Key Hernandez is gonna be on
the DL with elbow soreness. That used to happen to

(01:30:27):
me all the time in high school. And I didn't
even play sports, if you know what I mean. Dodgers
are going to try to get it right tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Kershaw on the mount for the Dodgers at four forty.

Speaker 17 (01:30:35):
Catch the game on A and five seventy LA Sports,
or stream it on the free iHeartRadio app. We got
soccer this afternoon, Woody Show. It's the FIFA Club World
Cup pluming En Sa versus Chelsea. That's at twelve noon
on TNT in the Zone and Least but not least
former Laker and Chicago Bulls basketball star Horace Grant has
eight kids with three different women Woody Show, and they

(01:30:56):
froze dude's.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Pension to help pay off his child support.

Speaker 17 (01:31:00):
But plot twist, the judge that signed off on freezing
his pension wasn't an actual judge, so it's basically fraud
at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
And here's the best part of all this.

Speaker 17 (01:31:10):
Man Horace Grant explained all this on a podcast called child.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Support Is Fraud. That's literally the name of the podcast,
child Support Is Fraud.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
God blessed America, only.

Speaker 17 (01:31:22):
Country where everyone can have a podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
About anything, including fake child support.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
I'm Jeff G. And that's your so Cal's.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Sports, right, Jeff you you everybody? Yeah, dude, Well you
see Antonio Brown. So Antonio Brown apparently left the country.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Oh did he?

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Because he's wanted for attempted murder, right, that whole thing
with the guy who apparently robbed him and then he
chased him through a parking lot at some event and
then shot at him.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
So he's got that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
And then he posted something speaking of child support. He goes,
no more whatever, no more child support. He goes, tell
yo mama to get a job. Oh boy, okay, and
apparently he high tailed it out of the country. I
have no idea if he's actually out of the country,
but that was what was Uh, that was what was
being reported, like seven kids, he's got at least he

(01:32:12):
got mad kids, Greg, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
What I'm saying. So he's working hard.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
I want to look, where's whereabouts it him telling me
that that one hit from Vontez Burfect in that game,
that Steelers Bengals game.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
That was difficult to watch to this day.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
That was the end of Antonio Brown as the Antonio
Brown that you knew before all that, right, Horace Grant.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Now there is a name I hadn't heard in forever.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
I did see a video recently where they showed the
iconic intro to the Bulls starting lineup from the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
You know where that that instrumental?

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
I forget that song is called, but it was like
the Bulls theme song in the nineties and Michael you
didn't even hear his name because the crowd was so loud,
Like didn't even matter if you were a Bulls fan
or not.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
Man, that was that was some good times.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
They're thanks again to Hammer and Hank and Half Baked
or what he show Crossroads again the feedback that's coming
in very positive to enjoy the guys.

Speaker 16 (01:33:21):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Also we always get comments like, oh, used to our
menaces friends.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
What's that about?

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Well, I think it's because it's like, let's say you
are naturally a five or six and you hang around
people who are twos from threes, it makes that five
or six more like like an eight or nine. So
like from like a maybe like an intelligence or perceived
intelligence standpoint. I think that's what they were going from

(01:33:50):
the text. I'm not saying I agree with that menas.
I think that's very insensitive.

Speaker 10 (01:33:53):
Rude people that are hilarious, Yeah they are bad theous
they are are fun.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Yeah, everybody I like to laugh. I'm sorry, texterters apologies
both real dudes. I mean that podcast with Ryan Hoppy,
I've not heard it yet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I have listen to that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
Greg loves the title of it though with Ryany just
the way that it was such a figure excitement.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
It has a high production value. Believe it doesn't really,
Yeah it does.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
But Ryan, I gotta tell you one thing I've always
liked about the the guy, Ryan Hoppy, young guy you know,
coming up in radio, and he was always like just
want to know all he's doing a great job networking,
getting no people. So that's that's half the battle, right,
And he does put a lot of work into it.
He's really working it, so you know, good, I'm glad that.
I'm glad they're having a good time. And then, you know,
I don't even know what does he still work? What

(01:34:47):
is what is half Big doing?

Speaker 16 (01:34:49):
Again?

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Where's he working now?

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
He's working at the grocery store. Yeah, still at the
grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Okay, yeah, moonlighting is an national anthem.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
No, that's Hammer and Hank.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
Why do you get a are you No? I don't
know why I get their names mixed up?

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Every the world class singer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
But that's the thing. I love Half Baked, but hammered
Hank is just ground into my brain. Yeah, yeah, buddy, Yeah, buddy,
I think that the Yeah, buddy, just it just gets me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
I just like how he keeps things right to the point,
you know, right, Yeah, what do you think of that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Top?

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Forty four?

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
What he sent us a text over to two to
nine eight seven?

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
Are you all in the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
The Woody Show? All right, welcome back everybody, Hey, it
is Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
It's July the eighth. Hey, we got the entertainment stuff
coming up here in a second. Also, Birthday's porn and Birthday.
Soon you're on the Woody Show. A couple of the holidays.
Today it's a National Freezer pot up Day.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
Love those.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
It is a National ice cream Sunday. That's all we're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
It also National Chocolate with almonds Day. I'm down that
National Video Game Day is today all Right to be
a Kid Again Day as well. I was thinking about
that looking at my kids and like their life on
summer break and thinking, wow.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
The best time of their life.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Nobody can ever convince you when you're a kid about
how much you've got it made when you're a kid,
because all you can keep thinking about is like, oh, what,
I'm an adult.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
I can do whatever I want.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
Really, I think this is where the fraid the grass
is always greener comes from, because and the thing is,
you don't know at least now we have the perspective, yeah, like, yeah,
we had childhood, but now we have the perspective of
as an adult. There are a lot of great things
about being an adult, but.

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
Time went slower when you're a kid, so that you
have three months off and a brow and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Skateboarding with your friends and pizza and play video game
like summer.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
Yeah, yeah, awesome, Yeah lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Anyway, if you want to call in eight seven seven
forty four, what you can send us a text over
to to nine eight seven Mennesot's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Well, we haven't talked about this when it comes to
Tom Brady, he has been single for quite a while,
but he was just spotted partying with Dakota Johnson, who
recently is single.

Speaker 10 (01:37:24):
I'm not surprised at all. Kate Hudson on a yacht
and a pitha. They were hanging out together for a
friend's birthday. They're all in bikinis and shorts and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
So yeah, that makes sense because which two p and
I'm not trying to hate. Everybody thinks they're both wonderful.
Which two people have less personality than Dakota Johnson and
Tom Brady.

Speaker 10 (01:37:45):
I don't really know too much point about Dakota Johnson,
but yeah, be raggish.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
People seem to like dislike her for some reason. She
just doesn't seem to have much sparkle.

Speaker 9 (01:37:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:37:55):
I just recently actually saw her at the London Airport
being escorted by some security and thousands of thousands of
people walking by. No one recognized who she was except
for me, because you know I have that ability to
spot anybody for a disease. Yeah, yep, true. How about this,
Michael Douglas says no more movies for him or TV shows.

(01:38:19):
He says that he's just like enjoying life and hanging out. Hey,
he's like ninety kind of old. Yeah, but I mean,
look at some other actors. They you know, they could
have retired.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Like some time ago. But I can't think of.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Robert de Niro. He's still working. Unfortunately, He's out there.

Speaker 10 (01:38:37):
He's making movies for anybody and anybody, so, I mean,
but at least, you know, he's still popping out kids,
so he has to work. Yeah, bro, Yeah, I'm thinking
the last time I saw Michael Douglas do anything big
was our Kurt Douglas. Sorry long dad father. Yeah, he
retired from everything life.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Really taking it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Michael Douglas and what you guys all hate. And I
loved Cominsky method.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
Really, I was gonna say, ant man, he was in.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
What's the movie? He freaked out?

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Uh, went around town Falling Down.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Down, Okay, Now that's a movie. I mean I watched
it like three or four times, but it's been years.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
It's been so long.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Does it like if I watch it now, what, I
still enjoy it?

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
I think so? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Oh crazy?

Speaker 10 (01:39:26):
You mentioned that I was just watching an Instagram mini
doc about that that was actually based on a real guy.
Oh really, Yeah, some guy that was in a punk
band and then he just freaked out one day. Yeah,
ended up getting killed by the cops.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Uh, speaking of retiring, Craig Robertson, you know him from
the office, Yeah, it says that stand up Yeah, well
not anymore. He says that he's retiring from stand up.
He's not doing it anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Well, the comedy world, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
But he's being very mysterious about it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Said that he's starting some kind of business and it's
his calling and it's going to be amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Is this a joke though, because he's this seems just
like very out of the blue.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
He's like, I can't talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
I don't know, a big projectrolling everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
This is like some kind of marketing, some sponsorship thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:40:16):
No, But the way he's talking, he sounds like somebody
that's found Jesus. You know that might be that kind
of thing. How about this speaking of Jesus to least
Sea Bass, Doctor Phil, his TV network is completely bankrupt
now because backing was actually backed by a Christian broadcasting
company and he took like a hard right turn. Yeah,

(01:40:40):
and they supposedly were going to help fund this network
up to one hundred million dollars and that kind of
like fell through.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
So now did you get.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
Wow, you don't like doctor The cartnarks on Doctor Phil
was the most shocking piece of television I've ever witnessed. Right,
he was on the wrong side of history. I could
not believe that he didn't just say people just do
the right thing. It's not hard like instead he's yelling

(01:41:10):
at Sea Bass and it made no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
It was the golden rule, the downfall. Well, it was
terrible and I hope that's what led to his demid.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
So we'll look at him now. His network is bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
We've has been doing his uh yeah, better version of
the Doctor, A better doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Yeah, he's been killing it.

Speaker 10 (01:41:29):
I'm sure he's getting all his money from that like
licensing here, right sure? Yeah, Oh, well, something that We've
been very concerned about Justin Bieber. I'm not doing well.
Apparently well. He has been posting on social media that
he is in detox. At least that's the caption that
he's posting, and he looks like he's in a cabin somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
Yeah, he'll do it, yeah, saying that he's detoxing, So
hopefully he'll.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Be doing well an internet detox or is this like
a real.

Speaker 18 (01:42:01):
He's a real one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
It might be.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
I don't know, but I would be getting in together
if my wife just, you know, became a billionaire, Like.

Speaker 11 (01:42:08):
All right, true, she killed her makeup company, but I
did not know she had exactly and I buy a
lot of makeup.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Well you know, no, I mean I get it, I
know now, But when it sold for all that money, I.

Speaker 19 (01:42:19):
Was like, what is this?

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
It was around for like two years.

Speaker 9 (01:42:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Is that the only way women can become billionaires?

Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
Because that's how Rihanna did it and Kilie Jenner JENNERI
op op did it by token to women.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
That's like house labs, Lady Gaga.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
Up female billion to sell make up other women all
in a lab. Yeah, my makeup is going to drop soon.
All right, an actor now it's summertime. An actor who
was in Jaws. He says that he didn't go into
the water after years of filming.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Know, his name is Douglas.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
He was great me off by saying Kurt Douglas. Thinking
I was saying Michael Douglas. By you all right, k oh,
I thought you did my bad. I'm hearing thinks all right?

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
I he this guy anywhere. Yeah, this guy named Jay Mellow.

Speaker 10 (01:43:10):
He was six years old and he was in he
was in the movie Jaws and he was on a
beast scene or whatever. And he says that his parents
took him to go see the movie after they filmed
it and then made him super scared of the water
and the water because he also lived by where they
shot the movie. So the beach that he would go

(01:43:30):
to as a kid is the movie where they shot Jaws.
I mean, is the place where they shot Jaws, which
made him afraid to go in the water.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
So think was gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
I know a background acting Yeah, all right, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
I was filming where he lives.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
I mean, if he was a kid on the.

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
Raft Jaws actor, how does how does it make the
shark how's this How do we.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Knows?

Speaker 16 (01:43:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
It gets written up as Jaws actor from jadd He
was six.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
He was just like kid who happened to be at
the beach that day they were filming. Yeah, that's hilarious.
All right, Well, yeah, I didn't want to go in
the water.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
There was this jentumentary that just came out. Maybe this
is why it's in the news called how Jaws Changed
the World. Oh yeah, maybe there it's really.

Speaker 11 (01:44:15):
Well, really pushing Jaws right now. It was Jaw's fiftieth
that's a lot everywhere. Yeah, they're selling the popcorn buckets.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
And summer and the sharks are still around.

Speaker 9 (01:44:25):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
How about this Hugh Jackman Jackman, we talked about him.
He finally got his divorce finalized. But check this out.

Speaker 10 (01:44:35):
He didn't sign a prenup. Guys, so he said the
fortune between them is worth two hundred and fifty million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
She made that money.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
She worked hard, Yeah she did.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
I mean she was she supported his career, which a spouse.
That's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 9 (01:44:52):
I want it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
I sat there and used the money. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Yeah, now talking about when I was talking about old
timey like like things ideas, like the whole idea of alimony.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
I understand child support. Child support is different. I'm with you.
Alimony I don't get and I've never understood. You have
to keep them at the level at which they are accustomed. Like, no,
I don't the hell I do. We're getting divorced. You
go your way, I go my way. She is sixty
nine years old, she is she can go and work, right,

(01:45:27):
Oh wait, I mean she disabled? Well no, I mean
that's the thing to get half his money though, yeah, But.

Speaker 11 (01:45:31):
I mean when it comes to alimony, I think the
point is is that if when you get married and
you decide and we're gonna have kids, or we're going
to do this, or you're going to show in the
house in this way and stay at home, you're going
to give up on your deal that we made and
this is, you know, how we're going to live our lives.
It's not fair then to go like, oh, go get
a job when she's been out of the workforce.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
But that ever, that's the deal that you mean, that's
the deal that you guys made. The court decides that
there's there's something called a disso master, and you put
in all the money you make. Disso masters it is
and you and all the money you make, and it
decides how much you pay your ex spouse.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
So that's like whoa, whoa.

Speaker 14 (01:46:05):
It's not the.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Government's choice, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
Yeah, as somebody who went through a divorce and all
the different stuff that you had, it's not as simple
as just filing PaperWorks that we're splitting up and we're
moving on. Like where I file was in the state
of Illinois and you had to put down there what
date you start living apart? Have you been living apart
for X number days? Like what does this matter? Why

(01:46:27):
does the county or the city or the state in
this case, what do they care? Like what efforts we've
made to quote work it out or cooling off?

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Because very part with your funds so you're very religious.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Yeah, and you know there's supposed to be a separation
between that kind of so you get it. You get
a tax break if you're buried, right, they should want
you did they should be pushing you apart.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
Right, it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:46:53):
But his new lady is fifty years old, foster soneteen
years younger. Yeah, again, like child support of course, yeah, alimony.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Oh you brought a Broadway real quick? I was, you know,
I was just in London. There's so many dumb Broadway
musicals there.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
I told you. I went to Oh my god, what
the stranger things in London?

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
There was Back to the Future.

Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
There's this double Ware's product, and there was one other
one god, it was like based off some movie.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
Okay, how many did you go to?

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
Non I was going to go to a show while
I was in New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Oh, number one. I couldn't get the because all the trash.
But number two okay. The Broadway lineup was mega week
manis I agree? It's funny you say that because they're saying, oh,
it's having a renaissance ear, but not for you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
I guess, well, you know, maybe down in the future,
because I understand for the first time, I've never heard
of that.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
There's theater camp, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Where you could send your kids to theater caps. I
did it. You've never heard of theater camp before. No,
why my kids just did a week at theater camp.
I wasn't going to say that. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
I wasn't going to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
I put them in. I got to say something computer camp, regular,
color Wars, sports camp, basketball camp?

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Is this the reverse to like, you know, where's those
camps they send you to make you?

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Not game.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Year?

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
The future husband like Gina so badly wants to have
a gay friend, so she's gonna make one.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
He got all the ladies. They were all like bye bye.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
Because because they're they're not old enough yet to realize
they will like the longer they are on their scholastic
theater career.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
That all those boys that were in theater class and stuff, Well,
I might have to bring in a clip because this
kid was amazing. Of course you have to say that, No,
he really was. Yeah, what was so amazing?

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
Honestly?

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
He wrapped, He wrapped hardcore, knew all the Hamilton's. Oh god,
he sang. Pick what he does. He has their camp
counselors as silent the parts. He did a great job.
He sang, he danced, he dazzled, he wowed. He was amazing.
Oh the one it was Dalmatians, Dalmatians, We're gonna shi,

(01:49:03):
We're gonna sit. He was like, it's Shiday, and you know,
we don't do what. I really didn't expect that you
were gonna offer that in for me.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
I was just kind of throwing it out there, like
because I really had not heard of theater Kiore theater
k Yeah. And then Gina's like, oh, yeah, we are
step sons.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
Yeah, I'm in a theater camp.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
What were you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
I was so proud of making him well rounded.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
I don't know if you would do it again, but
I was proud of it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
All right, your birthdays today, We'll start with these celebrities.
Happy birthday to Kevin Bacon. All right, it was sixty
seven today. He's no loser, but he's got two in
turn tables in the microphone. Beck is fifty five years old.
You got Milo Ventimilia, Oh yeah, from this is us
Jack what's his name? Jack Parson reject something though, this
is us forty eight years old. The new Superman David

(01:49:49):
Cornsweat is thirty two. You got Jeffrey Tambore from Arrested
Development to Transparent and then canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
Forced in to retirement. I disappeared eighty one years old.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
Today, Will and Jadasson, who's acting slaps getting Jaden Smith
is twenty seven and Jelica Houston is seventy four. Summary
Chef Wolfgang Puck is seventy six. Sophia Bush from One
Tree Hill is forty three. Actor Billy Crudip who is
Russell Hammond, the guitar player and almost famous. Also on

(01:50:21):
that show, The Morning Show fifty seven. Pittsburgh Steelers legend
Jack Lambert is seventy three, and I use this term
lucy quote unquote. Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco is fifty two with
Robert Niro. Your porno birthday today is Rachel Cavelli and
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(01:50:45):
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(01:51:09):
Pool Cleaner, Volume one. She was in banging for the
TV remote because you knew what you got to do
to have control. Who can forget her unfam role in
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Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
It's like a villain.

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Yeah right, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
Rachel Cavelli, who is forty one years old today, and
that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
a little look at what's happening around the world of
entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (01:51:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
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Sweet.

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Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
Greg gory Party words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
Please.

Speaker 6 (01:52:37):
Well, it's back to work week, so remember that there's
no I in team, but there is a meet and
meetings that could have been an email.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
That's very true, and nothing productive ever comes out of
these meetings. You talk about stuff and then whatever happens
from you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:51):
Oh yeah, well we'll we'll talk about this later.

Speaker 9 (01:52:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
I find it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
Meetings typically where ideas go to die.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:53:00):
You have the meeting to have the brainstorm to come
up with.

Speaker 3 (01:53:02):
The idea, and it'll nothing to happen, and then it
just execution.

Speaker 4 (01:53:05):
Yeah all right, thank you very much, Greg Goryan, Sure,
thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys
can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday. Have yourself
a great day. SMT double M.

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
I quit this bitch.