FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 15th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Redneck News, Greg's Sex Toy Review & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, one morning.
Today is Tuesday. It's July the fifteenth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, am Woodie.
That is Greg Gory. Hey, Menace is here?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
There's a Gita grad Sea Bask Good morning to you.
There's Sammy. We got Morgan. She's our associate producer, Von,
our video producer, Bort and Menji are here holding things down.
The Woody Show production department got the phones open for you.
You're the one we want here. You're the one we
need here. We could sit here and talk to ourselves
all day with the microphones off. Huh. With these microphones

(01:20):
are on. We love you to be a part of
the show. Topic contest, whatever it might be. Eight seven
seven four Woody, is that I'm going to call for that?
Send us a text check in over to too. Nine
eight seven coming up on the show this morning. Got
a brand new Redneck news. Also, Greg tried a sex toy. Oh,

(01:42):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
When I brought this up. I thought, instant regret. But whatever,
it's for science. We always said that for science. He
is a sexual devian.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think Greg could end up being the freakiest person
in the room sexually. I would I would agree probably. Yeah,
I won't dispute that. Yeah, I mean I like to
make a lot of jokes and innuendo and things like that,
but you know, when it comes down to it, but
Greg's just like, yeah, that's being nude, you know, freaky
sex stuff. He's not just talking about it, he's doing it. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

(02:19):
He's all action. Let's talk all action. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Anyway, so the day will come where you can't do
it anymore and you'll regret it.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Greg's sex toy review, all the trending news headlines, met
It's gonna have all the entertainment stuff, the birthdays, the
port of birthday, all that and more. This morning, Tuesday
morning payday. By the way, Yes, I'm July fifteen. Uh,
it is the Woodies show. We got to speaking of mail,
we got we got a mail call. Look, we got

(02:48):
two people to letters. Ye that that came in to
the show. Now, this did not show up on my
what do they call that thing that you get from
the postal service now the preview alert thing? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah, so it doesn't work. So I get oh, dude,
so mine works. And I just recently got a preview
from my HOA and I was like, oh, this can't
be good because it's like, uh, not a time that
they usually mail me.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
And I was right.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Because I opened it up and it says you need
to have a zoom meeting with us, and if you
skip out on this zoom meeting, you're going to be
fined one hundred dollars and and the stuff. If I
skip out on it entirely, they're gonna find me five
thousand dollars and grave Greg, I kind of gave you
a preview this because even I was like, oh, this

(03:37):
doesn't look great. Is that they want me to trim
my trees because the leaves are kind of getting in
the uh veway.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I know you're upset about the leaves. He said, look
how bad this looks? And it really didn't even look
that bad.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Yeah, and it looked apparently somebody complained or the HOA
people are driving by and so they want to find
a son. They do that from time to time.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I get these things twice and it just basically I
think they go around and they just make notes because
it's not anybody complain.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
I think they do need to be trimmed, though, because
I've had two landscapers that I had to let go recently,
and I haven't had one for a while. So the
tree does need to be trimmed. And leaves argetting.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is that the same thing? Because I just got my
notification on on mail?

Speaker 8 (04:23):
But why can't you just why can't they just text you, hey,
trim these back? Why do you have to have a
zoom meeting?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Well, I think they really want me to know that
it needs to be done right away.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I want a paper trail. Is there anything that's being
blocked by these trees? Like a stop sign or no?

Speaker 7 (04:36):
It's just, you know, they just like to keep the
neighborhood nice, which is the thing you would appreciate.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
I do appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
But just his current property owner and the one that's
coming to my house, it doesn't happens.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
Mine had names, But don't leaves fall from trees? Isn't
that the thing that happens regardless of anything.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Yeahs are so cool.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
They want the neighborhood to look nice and just stay
a certain way, which I think you guys would all support.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yes, obviously I do in check, but I mean, leaves
will fall when you're at work or whatever. You can't
just keep a scene.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Seven the size of the tree.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
They want to keep the trees like a certain size,
so they all kind of I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I also, did I see that I have this one coming.
It's from the County Department of Consumer and Business Affairs.
Now this one does have it has my and my
wife's name on it, Okay, addressed to us specifically, Yeah,
Department of Consumer and Business Affairs Rent Stabilization program. Oh,
they get look at possibly would you even read that.

(05:37):
I'm going to have a read it just to see
what it is.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
But they probably Number one, they probably want you to
pay more on your section eight that you live in.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
But number two, but number.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
Two, there's probably some petition that they want you to
sign some garbage, you know, price control nonsense.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh. In good news, I'm receiving a package today. I
ordered two new hats, the same one I'm wearing now,
but uh, you know, two new ones because this one's
kind of and worn. I wear it so much and
I ordered it from a website which turned out to
be an international website even though it's new era hats
and so, and I was like, uh oh, because I
was noticing it was like taking a while to uh oh,

(06:14):
it takes weeks to get here. But I guess it's
arriving today, So maybe a cap cap hunters. Yeah, all right,
what do you show? Male? Call another? Like I said, letter,
they showed up here to the radio stage. I don't
know if this is going to be any good. It
feels like there's some kind of like gift card or
magnetic yes. Wait, no, it's a CD. Somebody's actually don't

(06:38):
even read it. American band born out of New York's
folk scene, rooted in Irish Irish tradition, just like we
play all the time, and now pushing into something a
little stranger and a lot louder and closed as a
press kit and our latest single fresh of our upcoming album,
Freak Show, I mean before in the CD player let's listen.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Oh wait, I think, but because if you go into
tourist areas, that's a big scam that these people run
as they'll have a stack of CDs and they'll they'll
they'll push it into your hand and then they'll say, oh,
I autograph it for you, and then they shake you
down for money.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wild night w y L D N I t E.
Hell yeah, spelled wrong. Uh.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
And when I always think of these guys, number one,
they should be arrested, but number two, who has a
CD player?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, that's the question. How am I supposed to play this?

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Well, it's last guy I tried to talk to you
was selling one of those. He was like scamming some
poor lady from Dallas. Oh yeah, I talked to him
and then he threatened to kill me.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Cool.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Yeah, because shocker, And I want to there's got to
be a way that the cops can get these people
off these because they're in every tourist area. Yeah, and
because they I know the defense is going to be,
well I'm just offering them a CD and I'm asking
for a donation.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Right, but they're giving it to them. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
But no, that's that does That's not how this But
like Mena says, you, you you push back at all,
and they're they're also part of these like pickpocket gangs,
and they'll they'll be very aggressive and I think all
you need to do it was kind of entrap them
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, to say I forgot we had a CD.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
We got here wild alight.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
This is uh some kind of like Irish. Well, this
is harder, a blend of Celtic folk energy with the
edge of pop and rock. It's highly spirited, slightly unhinged,
and made for nights that turn into stories.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We recorded it and produced it ourselves, and now we're
sending it to the old fashioned way a CD and
a note because we still believe in the magic radio
Sheridan Rudin's that's the name of the band. At least
make it easy to spell. All right, Let's see here, wild,
wild night, hey art loving it.

Speaker 10 (08:45):
Already to the tavern we rolls where the music plays
loud under the spell love cloud, dancing.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
With shadows, light yall a mile they got about fifteen wars.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
Freely in the puff we gather, laughing and singing our worries.
We shattered, but one too many pints and the room
starts to spin. Lost in the elephants, I stumble in
the wind dronk com the speries of the.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Where the music play under.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
It sounds like it sound would be like on the
Christian rock station it does, yeah, or on a Hallmark movie.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Yeah, maybe we're gonna help them out in life. Don't
be serious about this. Start doing music for cartoons and
things like that.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Ye'd be great. Yeah like that, no offense. But this
is kids music they have.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
They also have like kind of a they might be
giants vibe.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
Yes, quirky kids music, but it's about drinking in bars.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, but I mean they can change up the lair.
Here's the point.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
I think that that is the Irish version of country
music because it's so odd the nose and like in your.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Here's what I'm talking about, hy so basic.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, you guys are not going do music for kids.
You bought millionaires. Here's the thing I do. I always
respect the hustle because there's so many bands out there
that just kind of wait. Yeah, they wait around, or
people just in general, no matter no matter what whatever
they're out there looking to do with their life, they
just kind of wait around for an opportunity to come
to them. Right, they don't happen. They don't like get
out and send stuff to people or try to network

(10:30):
with anybody. They don't do anything to help themselves. And
then and then they well that's the name of this song,
Sharon I has like a music Thursday, So I give it.
I give it to him for that. I think, you know, hey,
good for you getting out there and you know, maybe
you'll whether you think you were going to be this,

(10:50):
maybe turn out to be this and something a little
bit different, like Menace was saying, kind of just refocus
song for the next Ditch movie. Wait Millionaires. The other
the other letter we got was from Zombie Torres Okay
from Lancaster, California, who said, request your consideration for a
press release or a human interest story about our new

(11:13):
business launch. So our owner, Steve is a proud United
States military veteran. We believe in his story. The mission
behind our new venture veteran led organization committed to giving
back to the community, support fellow veterans honored. If you
would consider highland story of a platform blah blah No, okay,
So what this is, Needa truck Fast. There's an app
for that, introducing truck ya Okay, t r u c

(11:38):
dash y a the uber for trucks. I so say
goodbye to the hassle of borrowing a truck, renting a van,
or calling around for help. Whether you're moving furniture, picking
up a big box store hall or cleaning out a
storage in a truck. Ya as you cover Sammy. They
already have a theme song, don't they, America. Yeah, it's

(12:00):
a song. No, Tim mcgra truck. Yeah, this is actually
really smart.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
This is gonna save friendships for all the people with
trucks that don't want to be bothered and like help
me move and fly.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
There was a service that where you could, like you
something where you would truck. Yeah, yep, timmcgra truck. Yeah.
All right, hold on, he thought that first song was good,
all right, hold on, all right? So anyway, on demand access,
affordable pricing, trust and drivers, flextibaping and blah blah blah bah. Okay,
it's in select cities.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
I rete it.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean, look, if you need it. That's I've said.
I think it'd be cool to have a truck. I
always thought like maybe that would be something from that.
I don't want people asking me to move, so that's
what I'm saying, thumping them on the subs in the
back of my crew camp, reading it, rocking like a
rock star, sling a little mud on the back. We
can do that Riday out football Saturday. Oh my god,

(12:54):
in your heel, proud than you know what I'm talking about? Yeah,
hell yeah, bro oh god damn it.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
It's partying. I like it, do you?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I do? I really do. I hate to say it
because even saying it is cliche. I don't. I just
I don't get the country music thing. I don't.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
It's just a.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I like a couple. There are a couple of songs
that I'm saying, but just in the overall general country
music thing where it's like, again, it's right in your
face what I'm talking about. Don't need to know anything. Beer,
bald Eagles, buckles, and gravel roads. Friday night, We're getting
old beer and bad blood after the football game. Yeah
all right, well, zombie Jones or zombie Jones, zombie Torres.

(13:45):
Thank you for the for the information. What do you show? Male?
Call menace? Good? Luckily your thing? No problem? Yeah, the
male is not as exciting as it used to be. Yeah,
people still care every once in a while. The stamps, right,
I buy them? They do? All right? We got that
have them. This is twenty and it's another new hour

(14:06):
of insensitivity training for a politically correct World Tuesday morning.
It's julyn to fifteenth. You have twenty twenty five Greg
gory Lloyd. Yeah, we got Sea Bass, You've got Sammy
Gina grad is here, hey, and she's got the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Well, the Supreme Court has given President Trump the green
light to move forward with firing up to fourteen hundred
employees from the Department of Education. This decision reverses that
lower court ruling and supports the whole downsizing thing, but
just as Sodamayor says, it could hurt stuff like student
financial aids, civil rights protections, federal support for schools. Meanwhile,

(14:44):
twenty four states and Washington, DC are suing the Trump
administration for freezing almost seven billion dollars in federal education grants.
The state says this move breaks the law by sidestepping
Congress's control over spending. The Trump administration says it's just
reviewing grants they believe support a leftist agenda, But the
state argues the freeze is illegal and damaging, especially with

(15:06):
the school year just around the corner.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I mean, this story has been popping up for months now,
and I'll admit I don't really understand it. I should
read more into it. I got kids their school agent,
although you know, my kids aren't in the public schools,
so I don't know. I don't think it really affects.
But I still want to know what's going on, because
you hear it's it's doomsday. On both sides, they'll say, oh, well,

(15:30):
if we don't do this, this is what's going to happen.
They go, well, now that we're doing this, this is
what's going to happen. Like, it's so hard. This is
one of those things trying to find the truth on
something is so difficult.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Regardless of who the president is, we can all agree
for the I don't know the past decade that America's
schools needed help.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Look at what I mean, look at us Another day,
another lawsuit. The lawyers get so much money.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh they're so happy.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh yeah, there's time to be a lawyer.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
My question, though, is like, when I don't know, the
government's like suing each other, I mean, is there money involved?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Who gets money? Yeah, these lawyers are getting paid.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Okay, the lawyers get paid, But like, okay, let's say
this person in the government sus this other person in
the government.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
What do you mean, Well, it's not always money. It's
like policies state.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
A state might sue the federal government, so it's not
the person. It's like Robin Peter to pay Paul. Yeah,
but just in general with lawsuits, they always say the
only people that ever win in a lawsuit are the
lawyers on both sides. So divorced lawyers are best friends.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Oh yeah, they're working together like you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's crazy about them billible hours. Yeah. Well.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
President Trump is facing some backlash over the DOJ's handling
of the Jeffrey Epstein case by saying that no Epstein
client list exists. Even supporters are demanding transparency, and they're
targeting Attorney General Pam Bondi, with some even wanting her booted.
Trump defended her though on true social but a lot
of people just aren't buying it. People still calling for
either a special investigation or release of the Epstein files,

(17:05):
and Democrats are trying to pass a law that would
require the files to be made public.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Dude, I'd like that if they were holding on to
stuff about JFK because there were still people involved who
are alive. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
To wait.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh man, we'll be long dead oh my god. Well, yeah,
completely irrelevant. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Oh, the home run derby went down last night.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Did you watch it? I just saw some highlights from
it that Raley guy won, right.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
Yeah, this said Truce Park in Atlanta, came down to
the wire. Seattle's cow rally came out on top.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Like said, yeah, he's he's hit. He almost at the
record for most home runs in a season before the
All Star break. He was like one shy of Barry
Bonds record. But he's also a catcher. I was going
to say, that's the crazy part. Yeah, you don't really
see that all that much. Well, you don't see it
at all. He's the first catcher that's ever won. Yeah,
but I'm saying, you don't see like a lot of
like uh, I means out there killing it like power hitters, right,

(18:01):
you know like that. I mean every once in a while,
but they I remember when I used to I used
to go to baseball camp. I loved baseball, played baseball
as a kid all the you know, all the way
growing up. And I go to baseball camp in the
in the summer, and they bring in the big leaguers
and they bring in like, you know, coaches and managers,
from some big league teams and stuff and talk to
the kids and they always say, like, all right, guys,
and no, no one wants to put all the gear on.

(18:22):
But it is the easiest path to the major leagues
is to be a catcher. Really, yeah, I never thought
of that. Just mess your knees up a little. Yeah,
be left handed or a catcher.

Speaker 11 (18:31):
I'm halfway there.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, and it's an easier path, I guess, to the
to the majors. Interesting.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
Nice, Well, the All Star Game is tonight. There's already
a little controversy. By the way, Brewer's rookie pitcher Jacob
Mesrowski made the roster despite only five career starts. Some
say here or knit, but others, especially Philly's players, are
not happy. Philly shortstop Trade Turner called it effing terrible,
and outfielder Nick Castelonas compared the game to the Savannah Bananas,

(18:59):
which rule.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
By the way, it's it's it's not the guy. Yes,
he has very few starts, but he's been killing it.
I forget how many strikeouts he's in five starts, something
like thirty strikeouts. Incredible, Yeah, And then I mean, is
era a super low like the guy and you know
what else he is and the All Star Game. I'm sorry,
it's a novelty. It's a novelty. It doesn't count toward anything.

(19:20):
I mean, eh, stop it with. Are they still doing it?
I don't even know if they're still doing it. They
still do like whoever wins gets home field advantage for
the World Series. I don't know they did that for
a while. It was like the Nationally one they would
have like a Game seven would be in the National
League Park. I think if they did that people would
care more. Right, they tried it, they did it. I'm
on the point is, I'm not sure they're still doing it.
Does anybody know hit us up on the text over

(19:41):
to two to ninety seven. Anyway, this is a novelty thing.
This is just, you know, like a Funsie fan type thing.
And the guy has become much watched, must watch television,
So that's why they have him. He's killing it. If
it works, he's killing it, and people like he's exciting
to watch. The people want to see him play, and
so they'll he you know, says no longer, they're not

(20:02):
doing that anymore. Now they gave it a go.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Well, here's another point of debate. MLB is using its
new automated balls and strike system for the game for
the first time outside of spring training. Some pictures like it,
but others, including Umps, say it ruins the human element.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Because they're gonna be the first ones out.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
You know who doesn't like peas for them anymore?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
You know who hates the burger flipping robots? Human flippers?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Well, if you want to check it out, the game
starts tonight at eight pm Eastern.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah. You know who hated an uber and lyft? Yeah weird? Yeah. Well.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Two wildfires burn near the Grand Canyon in Arizona yesterday.
One of them destroyed dozens of structures, including the historic
Grand Canyon Lodge. The lodge was nearly one hundred years old,
first open in nineteen thirty seven, listed as a National
Historic Landmark. Fires are only thirty five miles apart from
each other, and both have zero percent containment as of
right now. Also, they both started by lightning strikes, and

(21:02):
they're being driven by this tough train and strong winds.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
That's somewhere I've never been, And you know, I love scenery,
but I think I would get bored with the Grand
Canyon within five minutes.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I've never been there either. I don't really have a
desire to go. I've been like they do, like helicopter
tours and stuff. That's the way to see it. Just
like half an hour and then you're done. Yeah, just
get a helicopter, you would. You could sign up in
like excursions on like you go to Vegas. You could
do like a helicopter. Greg doesn't want to do that. Yeah,

(21:36):
I used to. I can't believe. Maybe not anymore. Yeah. So,
by the way, the lodge that burned, that's not the
place where the Griswolds stopped, right. Oh? Is it somebody
grabbed because it probably was the only place around at
that time? Mm hmm. Yeah. The Grand Canyon, North Rim
first of all, rim a lodge. Okay, I'm sure not

(21:59):
shown in National Lompoon's bath Fashion Okay. Yeah, the scene
where Clark steals money from the cash register, it was
filmed at the El Tovar Hotel or historic lodge right
on the Grand King. Oh it's the South Rim. Yeah,
it's the other Rim. The South RIM's the dirtier Rim.
Oh yeah, that's what I've heard.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Yeah, yeah, don't you want to see the Grand Canyon
Clark that's a couple of head nods.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I'm like, all right, all right, that's what Greg saying.
I think that's what I would do. Yeah, all right, cool.
I mean it looks impressive.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
But well, let's talk about that Air India crash because
they are obviously really investigating that right now, and officials
are focusing on the mental health of the flight's captain.
Reports say he dealt with some depression, had to take
time off in a few recent years, especially after his
mother died in twenty twenty two. Air India says he
was medically cleared to fly, but investigators have his medical records.

(22:51):
They're going through that with a fine tooth comb. This
update comes just a day after Now, we didn't talk
about it this way, but they're saying that. Investigators say
a lot neither pilot realized the engine fuel cut off
switches had been triggered right after takeoff, which caused the
engines to fall and lead to a crash. And you
showed us some interesting audio video yesterday.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, because there was all these videos out there about
how these switches us on these planes work where you
have to lift the switch and then move it down.
You can't just bump it and knock it, and okay,
maybe that would happen, like maybe one switch. What are
the chances what percentage was What are the chances that, okay,
you have a malfunction one switch where one gets bumped,

(23:33):
but on both it was on purpose on it both
and it's totally analog.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
It's not like some digital like correct you have to
lift it, you have to correct.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I am surprised that it was flipped back on because
then they realize, okay, somebody flipped them off, right.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
I'm surprised though, that they would do if it was intentional,
that they would do it in the middle of takeoff though,
like you think they would just I don't know, in
the middle of the fight.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
How would you have a nervous break down. You'd never
know how that's gonna shake out. And we'll find out more,
I guess we'll take.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Offs and landings are the two most dangerous parts of
the first five minutes, last five minutes, right, yeah, your
favorite part take off an approach because well and then
you because you're such low altitude that there's not time
for correction. If you're at you know, a higher altitude,
planes will glide and so you have time to try

(24:27):
to figure out what's going on, make a decision, find
a place to land closer airport, you know, think things
like that. But when you're so close to the ground,
even you know, you know, exaggerated movements of the plane
can cause you know, and you don't have that altitude
to correct it.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
This is why we have cars and boats.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah, super popular on social media as all these flight
videos of you know, when a plane had trouble and
dude there was speaking about gliding. There was this one
that was like going into Hawaii that just glided forever
like they were doing all these maneuvers to keep it.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Gliding. Gliders has no Yeah, glider sliders are like five pounds.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah, well these things way what Yeah those skyscraz the Prince.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
But still the yeah, same same idea. Yeah, I get it,
it'll'll glide. How weight works. I get it, but I
don't like it.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Well, let's talk a little Bitcoin. This is the time apparently, bros.
Because they made history yesterday by hitting a record high
of one hundred twenty two thousand, five hundred and seventy
one dollars. It's been on a major run this year,
jump twenty nine percent just this year experts say the
surge is partly because more people now see bitcoin as
a solid long term investment. It ain't going anywhere, and

(25:44):
there's a big boost and interest from investors in Asia.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah. I've had a couple of people go see man,
see yeah, I go, man, that's that's great for you.
It's the same way that you know, people will invest in,
you know, tech stocks or something else, and then another
person doesn't understand like the tech world, or doesn't understand
you know, different bit like Warren Buffett Alway says, you know,
buy what you know. Don't be buying you know, just

(26:09):
random that that you don't have some kind of like
knowledge or attachment to. That's why I bought like Coca
Cola McDonald donald. What do I stop at every day
before work? Right? That was the thing. Yeah, so I
get it, like bitcoin. People made a lot of money
on it, but it's it's not for me.

Speaker 11 (26:29):
Well, and a lot of the you don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
And I'm still at the point where I don't even
really care to understand, like all the cryptocurrency stuff, I
don't care to well.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
And they're the same people going, what do you gotta buy?
You gotta buy n f T and that doesn't remember that.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, but no you don't. You don't have to buy anything.
You can just buy the stuff that you that you
know and that you like, and the stuff that you understand,
I mean, your hard money, and then when.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Paper money goes away will be done anyway.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
My level of not understanding it doesn't even exist in
the English language. I nuclear don't you would even know how.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
But what about a blockchain in your wallet? Yeah? Blockchain, Greg,
you don't have coin base, But you know, are you
holding your keys? Am I holding my keys? Yeah? No,
they're in my back.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I get this. I was just reading some article. It
was one of these things where they're talking about how, yeah,
there's something something about the government was trying to pass something,
and it would basically be like if you didn't make
any kind of transaction within your crypto wallet or whatever
the certain amount of time that the government could technically
take it over. It's like, yeah, by the way, not true. Yeah,

(27:38):
Oh I looked so much because I'm like, that doesn't
make any common sense. So I dug into it, and
it's just like any other abandoned property, Like you have
a bank account that lays dormant for whatever they have
to buy law, and this is what they want for
crypto too. If something they have to buy, law, put
a notice out saying, hey, there's money here. You may
have an account that you forgot about. Anybody leave five million.

(28:00):
It's not that they're just gonna take it. Well, they
don't have access to this where I learned about keys,
They don't have access to your keys digital wallet. Yeah exactly.
There's like, you know, people out there that don't even
know their pastor.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Chances to get in and then you're locked out and
they're like.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh, no, man, the government can just take it and confiscate. Like, no, man,
that's not how it works. It doesn't make any common
sense at all. There's no way legally that would hold up.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
It was interesting though, like doing taxes this year, and
you know a lot of questions about crypto.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't know because I just had somebody do them. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't want to hear about it. I don't want
to learn about it. I feel like my grandparents. I
feel like my grandparents when computers came right, I tried
to explain it to my grandma because I'm like, hey,
she lived alone, you know, and she didn't want to
pay for cable and stuff. I'm like, but grandma, look,

(28:53):
you can like anything you're interested in, like any of
these like you know, old actors and actresses or things
that you loved as a kid, or they you just
type it into this. I try to tell just YouTube, no,
this is not for me. She was just not interested in,
you know what. The rest for life. Very happy, I will.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
I wish I learned crypt.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, don't care. You got to pay for your medical building.
I agree with seven two four. People always tell you
about their stock winners. They'll never tell you about the
large amount of losers they've had. That's the same with
people that you know they win gambling, they win, you know,
whatever it is. You never hear about how much they
lost in crypto.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
Well, they'll start with that. So what'd you take home
last night?

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Well, at one point I was up five thousand, but
that's not what I asked you. And finally, Beyonce's Cowboy
Carter tour has run into a little problem. During the
tour stop in Atlanta, two thieves broke into a rental
vehicle that blocked her choreographer stole two suitcases that had
unreleased music, set lists, tour footage, and personal stuff like

(29:59):
lap tops and AirPods.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I oh no.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Cops used apples find my feature of course to track
the stolen AirPods, found fingerprints in the rental, and they
did find one of the two suspects. There's an arrest
warrant out and Beyonce, she's continuing like nothing happened because
she's a professional and she's.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
She's the real hero here.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
She's continuing her because.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
Normally she would handle this sort of thing.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Yeah, she would stop down and put her sleeping jacket out.
And that's what's going on with Thank.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
You very much, Gita grad the woody shoe. So Greg
is home alone right now, Yes, for a day or two. Dogs.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
The dog is so weird when you have a dog
and the dog's not there. Yeah, every ten minutes, I'm
looking for her. Yeah, I got to let her out.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Or I got a feed her. Oh, dinner time.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
No I using depression.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Though, No, sounds like he's living his best life. In
my best life. He was just organizing towels and vacuuming.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
My house.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
My house is never more perfect and exactly the way
I wanted to be in them when my wife and
kids are not around, right, because what I hear when
they're around, I go, guys, what uh you know what?
You just need to real people live here. I go
that I live here, so I figure out how to
live in a way that's neat and orderly, going to.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
Be a model home children.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
My main goal is to make my home look like
nobody lives in it.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Love that, But is that the excuse not to clean
up after themselves?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Right? It sounds like it. Yeah, Like I mean, everything
has a place and that's where it goes. Although I
was kind of surprised to hear from Greg. He was
mentioning something and I was in part of the conversation
with just here in the room, and I kind of
overheard where you say, like cabinets and drawers and things
like that are really messy. Yeah, like visually the house
is to sweep under the rug. Guys, like, my closets

(31:57):
and drawers are pretty. That's surprising. I know, that's surprising.
I thought, like, you the color coordinated, it's not that bad.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I usually do hang everything by color, but sometimes, you know,
you put stuff away quickly and it's like, oh I
got a gray T shirt? Next to a black T
shirt that's not okay. But then I but then I
let it go, you know. And the one thing that's
driving me crazy today is when I get home today,
the bed won't be made.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
See, that's one thing. If I am, if I.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Am, I'm uneasy, right struggle.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
If I am home by myself for a couple of days,
that's the one thing that doesn't bother me. Like the
rest of the house, GREG will be spotless, everything's put away,
there's not a dish to be done in the sink.
I mean, everything is wiped down and perfectly clean. But
the bed won't be made.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
I can't relax if the bed's unmade. I feel like
the house is a disaster.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
You know what just bothered my head? Woody real quick,
and not to go too off top, but it has
to do with your house and your family. Did you
ever figure out the unsolved mystery on who chipped the table?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, oh no, yeah, there were two things. So I
have this this one table in uh like you know,
like like a coffee table kind of thing, but the
top of it is made of concrete, right, and I
love that table. It looks cool. Yeah, and we didn't

(33:29):
have it all that long and before I knew it.
And by the way, I'm like the only person that
my wife. It was like an adults only room, like
no kids, You guys have pretty much the run of
the whole house. This is this room and our bedrooms
in my bedroom like off limits. This is not for you. Yeah,
you're not allowed to hanging here unless we're in here.

(33:50):
Even when you're in here, you god damn feet off
my table like all that kind of anyway, So I
just noticed there was like a chip, like you know
where the edge of the table, Like there was a
little chip off the edge, And I'm like, what the
hell happened? Nobody had any answers. And then within ud say,
within the same like thirty day period, we have courtz countertops,

(34:11):
which quartz is very very strong. Oh yeah, okay, but
it was again on an edge of the edge of
the counter okay, where there was a chip, And I go,
how right, how how? And it wasn't even like on
the on the side where you'd be standing and making something.
It was like it was like on a on a
less used side of the counter. And I go, first

(34:33):
of all, what hit it that would break it? Number two?
Why did nobody say anything. All three of these live with.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Just because when I was traveling, I got some bottles
of you know, beer that and I didn't have a
battle opener, and I was using.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Like a similar table to open the bottle at your
own house or a hotel.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Hotel.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, it was a similar it's similar to where you're
talking about. Was there anybody opening bottles? Had to be
the edge.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Was it your precious beloved best friend who maybe gnawed
on the.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Corner of a quartz? I don't know, I'm the dog. Yeah,
it has to be so many opening bottles. No, I
don't think so, because we don't. We don't because we
don't have bottles like that. Like if everybody's me at
my house, like it would be my stepfather and he's
a wine drinker. Yeah, he's just you know, No, this
would eat at me for the rest of my life
because one of the three of them is lying to you.

(35:30):
Somebody checked out. We also had we also had parents
staying at the house within that time, like it could
have there's a there's too many possibilities. Long story short,
The table, the concrete table is still not repaired because god,
it turns out like it's not like a thing that
you can repair. And I almost feel like it because

(35:50):
it's concrete and there's a little chip out of it.
I can get away with that as I've cleaned up
the chip, if that makes sense. The ship, yeah, because
it looked a little kind of like ragged, like we
all like you like shave it down or something kind
of I just I just I just got it to it.
So it almost looks like part of a distressed part
of Beause concrete there's always cracks or something in concrete.

(36:13):
It's like, okay, now, the countertop, the courts, I got
that repaired, and that I can't even tell where it
was at this point. I just like, wouldn't let it go.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Right, I would say, you know what, one of you
is lying.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
But I am never more relaxed than I am when
I'm at home and everything is where it is supposed
to be and things are cleaned up. I love that feeling.
I love that feeling.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
How life can be and should be. But then you're
the deep breath the Americans.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Most people, I thought you're talking about me. I'm like, no, no, no,
never know. How dare you know.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
You and I are victims of this? Oh yeah, mentality,
this mentality that you like things in order.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You're crazy, you know.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
You know, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
When my wife and kids have been out of town,
I'll send Greg, like the night they're coming back, I
will I will send Greg a picture. I'm like, all
right before, look at my kitchen and are they home?
You had to go Nope, I'll send you a picture later.
And then ten fifteen minutes I take a picture and
it looks like a completely different shoes person. Yeah, that's
about that all over like mail like people exploded.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Yeah, having it's open cups.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
But there's no places to put that stuff apparently not apparently. No,
you just put it down wherever you If you see
a surface, you just sit it there and then you
walk away from it. Oh relax, that's yeah. People live here.
People live here. I hate that. Well, not for long, lady.
You're not going to live here alone and tell somebody

(37:49):
tells me what happened to these tables?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, we got a brandy redneck news show.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
If you ever got a flat tire on your house,
that for remake news, and Today's Redneck News has all
the elements to qualify for a great story feature.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
For this it's from Florida. Check met pipe check. Yeah,
random joy ride and stolen vehicle check. Absurd justification check,
and it's got what I feel is an unintentionally hilarious twist.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
All right.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
The story starts with this fifty seven year old fellow
later identified as Jonathan Patrick Winslow. He showed up to
a famous Key West trolley tour It's called the world
famous Conch Tour train right, and he told one of
the employees that he used to work there, and he
asked if he could take one of the trains.

Speaker 11 (38:45):
He then hopped on and then took off with it.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Now there's your random joy riding. Random. The employee is
really confused's never had that happened before. Cops called. When
they copped to Jonathan, he was on the other side
of town and they saw he wasn't alone with the train.
He had stopped and picked up some tourists along the way.

Speaker 11 (39:06):
Oh sweet, he made the stops.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
That's nice. He was arrested and when they searched him
is that's when they found the meth pipe that I
had mentioned. As for the absurd justification. During questioning down
the police station, Jonathan tried to say that it was
just to think he was borrowing the trolley, and he
did because it was his birthday. Cool. So go shorty,
it's your birthday. I'm gonna steal a trolley. Bay. There's
a picture of Jonathan being arrested right there at the

(39:29):
trolley station.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
You made the stop.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh yeah, he made all the stops. That's the best
doing the job. Yeah. So that's that is from Florida.
That is fifty seven year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow who
hijacked a sight seeing trolley. It even stopped to pick
up passengers while he took it for a meth fuel
joy ride on his birthday. Cool. I love it. And
that is today's raid, Nick.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
We're gonna get a quick break. We got some more
winn show coming up for you. Next thing will be
right back show dude.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
So I'm still trying to gather signatures from neighbors so
I can reach place my roof, your own roof, my
own roof on my house that I own. Yeah, And
because the one neighbor's been out of town, I called
the Hoa people and I said, hey, I don't know

(40:27):
where the hell these people are. I've been ringing on
their doorbell for days. Well, they're probably on a vacation.
I go, But how long am I supposed to wait around?
Because I'm trying to get to schedule. The company that
I'm doing the roofing with they actually have an availability, uh,
because they had another job back out and they can
get me on their schedule earlier than what I had
already scheduled.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
But my neighbor ed yes, first I have to wait
for my neighbor to just acknowledge that you guys love it.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Don't the HA have their phone number? Just call them anyway?
So they're like, Nope, got to get that signature, and
I go, God. So I'm still I'm still trying to
I'm still trying to figure that out.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
This is the ridiculous part of the HOA And what
there was another one that you had to do, right,
Like there's another permission you had to get from a neighbor,
Like can.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
You just live your life? That's what this was. I
take this form around and say, these are the people
who are doing the job, and this is what's going
there's a sample of the material.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
They're going to use for the That's weird because Daddy
can I my hoa?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
They just bring it up in meetings. Well that's but
once you submit it.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
No, we don't have to like do signatures or anything.
It's like a discussion in the meetings and like does
everybody sign off on this?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
And then that's it. Yeah. See, that's the same kind
of thing. But like you submit an application, the application
gets brought up to the meeting and they go, okay, cool.
The architectural committee, Oh my mom, my mom and stepdad
are going through something like that where all they want
to do is replace like a shrub or something off
their back deck. And it's this big, long thing. Because

(41:54):
my stepfather is on the finance committee for the HOA,
there are people on the architectural committee that thought he
was trying to get special treatment and he wasn't because
instead of mailing it, he just brought it to the meeting.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Oh oh mailed, dude, are you.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Trying to get special consideration? Because he's like no, I
just figure like why would I mail it if I'm
coming to the same meeting.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
M the same thing I felt about sororities in college,
like I want to be free, Like, oh, can you
please give me a curfew and tell me what I'm
allowed to do?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Like, yeah, so anyway, this homeowner in Arizona. I don't
know if you've seen the story about this guy. Uh,
but this dude, he has been fined multiple times by
his HOA for distributing free cold water from a cooler
in his driveway. It's summertime, right, So the guy's idea

(42:44):
help neighbors and the delivery drivers and stuff. We actually
have a We have a neighbor, very nice lady. She
lives a couple of doors down and she has like
a little cooler out in you know, by the front
door that's got some waters in there, and like a
little basket full of like nice like grabbing go like
little shit back to chips and stuff. It's for the
delivery drivers. And I guess she gets a lot of Amazon. Yeah,

(43:07):
that's what it is. And there's been like a lot
of extreme heat there in Arizona because it's Arizona, right,
So the guy's just trying to be anyway, So he
has gotten several one hundred dollars fines from the HOA
for violating community rules regarding the visibility of items stored
in plane view, in this case, the cooler unsightly cooler.

(43:28):
The HOA has stated that while they do not object
to residents providing water bottles, the community's rules prohibit advertising
water bottle distribution from a portable ice chest located next
to a garage invisible from neighboring properties, and they have
told the man that he must screen the cooler from
view to comply with these.

Speaker 11 (43:52):
Don't let anyone know, Greg how say you?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Is this unsightly? A simple cooler in the sightly are
for what it is? I mean it's a nice gesture.
It's the summertime, extreme heat exactly. You could need a
freaking light. Here is a clip of the guy on
the local TV and he was talking about it.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
It's really for the drivers to do something positive in
a world that needs it. I stand from on the
fact that I'm not paying the fines. The cooler is
not going anywhere. I know there's going to be a
legal battle. We're preparing for it even right now. Do
I know what that entails?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Do I know the costs?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
But we are going to fight. And it's not just
about water. It's about the community as a whole.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
He's at legal looking at like the hoa.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
People go oh, you move into a place with Yes,
that was to prevent guys from painting their house purple
and putting a ferris wheel in the front of right,
like that, that's what we're parking their car on the
front lawn, that kind of stuff. Like, it's not because
this guy's got a cooler to give waters to the
delivery guys. Like, I don't know who's against that.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
When it's hot out.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
He's in Arizona. He's already got a petition going to
remove three of the eight Joey board members and there's
gonna be a vote on that pretty soon. They gotta go.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Yeah, so before anybody texts in, because you might have
heard that in Arizona, if somebody asks you for a
glass of water, you legally have to give it to him.
That's yeah, that's been on on running thing for many years.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
But it's not one of those dumb laws that's on
the books. It's not true though. It's as I said,
you must like, who would you believe that? Yeah, but
it's it's out there. People think that in Arizona you
have to do it because it's so hot there.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
Yeah, well that's funny because you know that show, do
you remember a baby reindeer that was like it.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
Blew up last year.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
It was a huge deal, she said, And this was
in the UK. You cannot refuse a woman water if
she's on her period, so you can go into any
business and ye water.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I thought you just give watered anyone. Here's the thing.
I'm fine with that. If we can go back to
the old time you rule about you're supposed to go
out in the desert and bleed right.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I love that. This show.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Man, sex toys and ice cream.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
What more do you need?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Greg? Written all over? Tell me, by the way, Greg,
try a sex toy. I dmitted it to us.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Shouldn't have done it.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
In said, and said he's gonna tell us all about
it and give us a sex toy review. I still
don't know what kind of sex toy is, but we
will find out together, damn it.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Yeah, I shouldn't have said a word, but but I'll
let you know. He's think of all the embarrassing stuff
that we've talked about. Why stop now? Yeah, there's no
it's the point of no return.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, all right. Well, this story out of Florida. This
guy he uh went to his local Walmart, did some shopping,
left the store. Problem was, though he didn't pay for
anything that he walked out with, and so the cops
caught him with the things he stole, like a a
tush toy, they called it. They have you not been

(47:05):
to a Walmart and seen like the lube and condom
and toy section that beach Chairs Target has the same
as well, it's a crazy big selection. They up the
deal asking anyone for that. I'd rather just grab it

(47:27):
to some of the targets. I see him open willy
nilly now the targets, but all the Walmarts. Yeah, I
have ever seen anything in a Walmart that's not locked
up at this point sucks? I hate it. But anyway,
so the guy got a tush toy, cool flavored lube, yes,
they sell that at Walmart, A vibrating pocket toy, a

(47:50):
vibrating bullet massager, an oral strokers. This is all available?

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Is that like a tongue?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I guess oral stroker. That's that's how the article. Yeah,
well just type it in Walmart oral stroker.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
But you're like, you're that addicted to Joeing that you're
at Walmart stealing this stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And then also one Reese's peanut butter ice cream that's
for the after party. Yeah. So the total cost of
the items was under a thousand bucks, but the man's
charges turning the felonies because the cops realized that he
had prior theft convictions. The oral stroker looks like many
blood pressure cops. Yeah, I don't care your.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Thumb, you're showing it on somebody's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Speaking of sex toys I heard about. Remember I told
you there was that radio station reunion thing that I'm
kind of bummed that I skipped out on. Well, I
I've been getting some some stories from that reunion, and
everybody's talking about, oh, we ran it, and so and
so and this other person. Well, this guy that we
used to work with was talking about how he's banged

(49:00):
a married woman while her husband watches. And he's seventy
years old. Oh oh this yeah, yeah, so all these stories,
and so he's telling Mike the showkiller. Yeah, this whole
story about how, oh yeah, I'm banging this married woman
the husband watches just there and he's got it. He's
got like a whole truck full of sex toys that
he drives around with. What just just in case, I

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don't know, just in case the situation comes up to go, hey,
what are you doing right now? You up? You want
to come over and bang my wife?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
And he's wow, seventy and.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
He shows up. I'm picturing like a contractor. I think,
who's got like the pickup truck that's got those seventy
the guy who's banging the Oh, I got the other one.
I mean good for the former co worker.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
For him, break's always concerned like, oh, when you get older,
you're not going to want to do these guys are
in there seventy years.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
That's usually my justification for what you call a deviant behavior,
Like someday I wish I had done this.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
I told you that one time I was in Palm Springs, California,
and there was like these I was staying with the
buddy and uh.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
He he was staying.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
At this other house that had like three eighty year
old dudes and they're trying to figure out how to
hook up their porn to their TV. So I helped
them out with it. Kids are trying to go from
like the laptop to the TV and they do it.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
But like in the days before, he could just do
like Google casts. Oh, they forget about it.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
But I'm like thinking, like three eight year old guys
like you, they're about to do poorn together and probably
like you know, lemon.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Party all day, let's do poor.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
They are still poor, They're still out here doing it well,
you can't, but I would have never guessed about this dude.
You know that this is what he's doing in his
free time. That's what I'm saying, Like you never know,
like talking like freak of the week kind of stuff.
And you know the guy who's you know, bagging groceries
are also weird that he's sharing the story well with

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a bunch of radio people.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
True, you know that's true, and guys like that love
sharing stories.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
A truck full of sex toys and you drop get
him picturing like the you know, like a pickup truck
like a contractor has, like they head the locking boxes, Yeah,
in the bed of the truck, and that's where they
keep all their like you know, still still saws and
stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Can we put it out to the audience, because we
we I put the I like to watch people in
the same category as the feet people.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
But these but these people to watch people might have
an explanation because the feet people we've asked for, like
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I feel like great could be a watch person, get it?
You know, well, I'm way too emotional to the watch person.
I would be jealous, right, yeah, yeah, But I think
you like the idea of it, but I don't think
that you would be able to do it yourself. With Mario, No,
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
No, I don't think I think he would like to
watch like some other people that he's not involved with.
Oh of course, yeah, you'd be cool with that, But
I don't think I would watch that all day like
his partner. I don't think he'd be able to go
through with it that way. But I think but I
think he's freaking enough that he likes the idea of it,

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but wouldn't be able.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
To go through with it with Mario. You mean like
watching like the idea? No, no, no, the idea actually
shatters me emotional.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
What if it was the other way around and he
was watching.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I wouldn't do that either. I've been in rooms where
like women are going at it, but not like a dude.
And here's an obvious question the watch people, because I
don't want to see no wiener do they?

Speaker 6 (52:36):
This is going to be the dumbest question. Do they Joe,
what's the point I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I don't know, but it depends on the person.

Speaker 12 (52:45):
I thought the whole point of it was like because
the person who's watching gets turned on by somebody else
being attracted to the person that they're with.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
And then I mean it's weird.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I'm not, you know, but that's the pe on is
other people being attracted. I mean, I could you're gelling.
At least it's like live porn.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
For you, the same person who wants to be dominated,
like you're a little piggy boy.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
You're watching your part like your wife or girlfriend or
your husband or a boyfriend that's.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
Saying like shaming thing like look what I'm.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Doing to you, What I'm doing? What you can't do right? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Yeah, take it, Gina, check out ma Wien. You like that,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh my god? Yeah. And Gina's got to make eye
contact with Andy the entire time. This is the conversation
railed by some other dude.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
And he has to make eye contact with the dude
as well.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
And no, you look at me.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
The guy would just be crying because he'd be so
much smaller.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
That you shouldn't never have told us that that's all
I can think when I see your husband.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
He's pretty. He's pretty.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
He says, he's embarrassed. Maybe he's just being honest.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
No, he's not. He's so happy that he knows the
chances of this being as true as Gina would like
us to bed, because she's being that she is a
really good wife. Like I've never heard him. I've never
heard him dogged by Gina, like you know, so right,
exactly right.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
But it's but I've told you it's it's like my
diamond shoes are too tight and my wallets too full
of hundreds. It's kind of cumbersome.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Okay, see this is a really good wife like protest. Okay,
it's the same. It's the like where it's have I
lied to you guys?

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Probably, I don't know, but I'm thinking that maybe you
and Andy had this agreement, like, hey, this is going
to be at the angle on my wiener that you're going.

Speaker 13 (54:47):
To say.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
An angle like that that that that's just how she comes,
not to his defense, but like that's how she, you know,
props him up.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
And I like to give you guys fun facts, and
I thought that.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
This is a pretty fun fact he's not upset by now.
I don't believe him if he says it now. Greg
said to us that he got a sex toy and
he tried it and he's going to review it.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Although we're leaving one part out. The hope of this
was that you all would try it, Oh.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Okay, trying it different genders, not this particular one.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Well than not all of us would try it.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
No, you know, while we watched, we'd be watcher view.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Look me in the eye, getting the butt hugging ten.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
He didn't bring it in, did you?

Speaker 6 (55:42):
I did not? Okay, no, no.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Hell no, used yeah, used clean. We got the We
got that review from Greg Gory. That's what up next
to the he show phones open eight seven seven forty
four would much in the word morons is pretty good?
All right, so Greg, we're dying to know. Yeah, and
again this is shocking on so many levels. This is

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the guy who will not buy toilet paper, gets embarrassed
to buy toilet paper at the grocery store. He will not
poop at work, you know, you know, thinking that everybody's
judging him for every little thing. But I get embarrassed
to buy deodorant. But Greg mentioned to us. Oh yeah,
I forgot about the deodorant because it's just like stuff

(56:28):
that you need for your body.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
I don't want anybody else knowing about it. And now
I'm going to talk about this, idiot. I was hoping
that this would lead to you guys doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
So imagine the surprise when we were having a little
pitch meeting talking about things for the show and Greg's like, oh,
you know, I could do a sex toy.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Review, Like, huh, what idiot?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
But now here we are, here, we are so well,
it's funny. Where did it come from? Did you buy it? Well?

Speaker 6 (56:57):
No, and this is the this is the let's call
it the rub I kind of I don't blame I
guess I would thank Menace for this.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, what I know, which is weird because he's against sex.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
To me, he's against like sex in general, kind of
as much of a deviant as I am, is like
as a prude that you are. And I kind of think, no,
I'm not putting Gino or and I know nothing about
Sammy in this regard, but I'm putting you guys into
the prude category. Remember when we were talking what he
didn't even understand. He's like, can two men sixty nine?

Speaker 8 (57:31):
Yeah, not even envision that would be easy.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I wasn't so straight. I can't envision.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Like that would be immaculate design and anatomy were two
men to sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Because he wouldn't be more logical? Yeah, can I say something?
Yeah said, Can I say something? I wasn't picturing two
guys laying on their side. I was picturing like, how
like Hetero's sixty nine where someone's on safe, same thing
even easier, and how small? And then how small is the
other the guy who's on top, How small is his

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penis that it's not going right down?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Well, and it is.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
And it's your head, the back of your head's leaning
against the dead. It seems like it just seems there's
mechanisms in case people get in.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
I can't understand how you can't understand. It's funny, but
the reason. Okay, so menace got me into box wine.
And many years ago you did a podcast you're part
of a podcast called Sex with Emily. Yes, you brought
in something that we often, for some reason make fun
of because we think it leads to a shame spiral,

(58:44):
and it should. It's embarrassing, but it rules you brought
in a flesh light, which is like making love to
a monster energy can. Yeah, it looks like a flashlight,
it's wider, it's clear. It has a silicone.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Sleeve, jelly like gel.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
It's soft and squishy.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
And uh and and you brought these in because Emily
had these. Yeah, so I ended up trying it, and
oh my god, it's almost miraculous. I swear, like, so
there's there's how I got to phrase this in the

(59:27):
proper way, so you get to the finish line in
life in however, whichever way you're doing it, and that's great.
Sometimes it's a marathon, sometimes it's a sprint. The fleshlight
it makes it more than just a sprint. It's it's
like you attempt to make it a marathon and you can't.

(59:48):
It's that incredible that good. I swear it's bizarre.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Does it have like a pressure setting?

Speaker 5 (59:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Okay, so now.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Vibrator it does nothing, Greg, Do I have an honest
question because I never asked a homosexual of this before
when it comes to that, when it comes to the
flesh light, a flesh light is supposed to be representing
a woman's vagina, and now you love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
It but this is hard to make the replicate a mouth,
I guess, but it's just designed to.

Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yeah, they do have them that even look that way.
But this is just a cylindrical piece of plastic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
It's not a cylindrical piece of plastic. It's a cylindrical
piece of magic. So if you have shame about doing
it alone, I have a great idea for you, because
that's how we envision it. Right, you're alone and how dumb,
and the minute you cross the finish line you're ashamed
of yourself and it's stupid. The solution to that problem

(01:00:59):
don't do it alone. Oh do it with somebody. It
in front of somebody, do it in front of your partner.
With your partner, both of you use it and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Go like, oh yeah right, let me let me ask
you a question. So when you're done, so like, is
it a one use thing?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, it's plastic. And basically, so you gotta re you
gotta clean.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
So one end of it, okay, one end of it unscrews.
So it's like it's like picture the bottom of your
Stanley mug, which is tapered at one end so it
can fit into your cup holder. If the very bottom
unscrewed and comes off, and then you can run water

(01:01:46):
through it. I mean quite literally, yea, exactly, you can unload. Right,
So unless you're uptight when you're alone, and you're a
total rude, then don't get it. But if you're not
a total prude, and if you're not uptight, and if
you're worried about doing it, don't be telling you it's

(01:02:08):
it's five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Now, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
I get it. You have to clean up, it's stupid.
You feel like a moron at your watching this thing.
But oh well, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
It's pretty incredible as a guy, because guys are born
with everything that we need just to up pun intended
to knock that out very quickly, right, maybe any tools
need maybe even you don't even need the lotion or
the lube or what. But you know, women, women, I
understand more how like something might be necessary for like

(01:02:45):
the vibration, Like it would take a lot of work
just with a with just with a digit yea, those
icorns right, So like, so why would a guy go?
Is it that much? Like? How's it better?

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
That's that's a great question, Woddy. It's a different sensation.
It's uh, like a stranger. It's you don't feel like
you're right, and it eliminates, for lack of a better term,
a lot of work, you know what I mean, because.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Now you don't got to talk to it. And so
let's take it out to dinner by thing it's built.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
You don't have to lose half your money. Yeah, no,
it's just it's a different since it's just the sense
of newness, kind of like when you're with somebody new
Like it's just different.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Like it's doing you a favor. So the sensation is different.
You don't have to reciprocate.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Right, it doesn't talk, No, it's it's I highly recommend it. Yeah,
and Amazon would just come out with its name on it, right,
be sent discreetly to so.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
You blow your mind. So when I was, you know,
you know, working with the sex of my podcast all
the time, we were invited to the headquarters which is
in Austin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh wow, we should go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Sure we could still get them for their invention. Yeah,
it's I tell you, we make fun of it rightly.
So it's it's embarrassing, but it rules. Life is short.
Get one try it, and I can't believe you were.
It's like being at an ice cream shop and not
eating the ice cream. You worked there, You were there,

(01:04:21):
and you didn't even try this stuff. You guys have
to stop being such brudes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
On a scale of one to ten, sounds giving it a.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Life is short.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Try Greg endorses the flesh lut you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Yeah, but I won't blet. I'll work on getting you
that tour of the headquarters for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Well, thank you for sharing the information. You know what,
try it very brave of you, very brave. I'm gonna
go put my head in the hole show next second.
We're gonna take a little bit of a break.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
In the meantime, please lower your standards.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Show the tans letter of the English alphabet is what menace.
This could be the easiest question you've ever had.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Super smart is not important to me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
The trance latter at the English alphabet is what you
don't retain value.

Speaker 11 (01:05:08):
On that, you guys, worry Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Show the text over to to to down A seven.
I love this show listening in Jamaica. I love you
not if you're there on vacation or you live there.
Live in Jamaica. Either way, we get downloads from around
the world. Yeah, it's a digital world. It's a digital world.

(01:05:35):
As Greg was sharing about his sex toy adventures, talking,
what do you mean what you recommended to there by? Mom?
You recommended by by trying, I recommend it, and guys
will pretty much try anything. I mean, Yeah, there was
that whole American pie Apple pie.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Yeah, I've heard about microwave candalo like oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, banging the cushions of the cow rber hearing. Oh
my god, this was when I was h young man.
Oh banana peel Oh right, we got a text about that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Somebody tried a banana.

Speaker 11 (01:06:10):
Yeah, like duct tape and banana.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
No, it wasn't even the duct tape. Like, so you
eat the banana, you take the peel and you kind
of put it over you like a golf club dollar
club cover like a sock because the inside of it's
kind of I guess, uhler little slippery or whatever. And
I guess the same kind of idea what the fleshlight
would probably ingenuity. Yeah, imagine women have tricks like that,

(01:06:33):
like you know, I got to get you got to
get like a like a turkey baster, well know, I
mean any handheld mixer and what we're doing down there
on the sit on top of the watchman. I don't know, right, Yeah,
women have any kind of.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
I mean I would tricks, well, I would imagine anything
that shaped can be, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
But that's that's for like internal purposes. But talking about
like little because isn't it true that most women are
not the internal? Yeah, I mean the internal people like external?

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
Is it also true for the ladies that crossing the
finish line is quite rare?

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It can be.

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
Yeah, it's not a it's not a sure thing like
you all at all, even with yourself to let you
off the hook.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
It depends for women, like they know, even if a
woman is just just her.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
I think it's if you want to job done, yeah, yeah, no, no,
you you for sure can. But when it's like when
it's together, it's not always. No, it's not a given
at all.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
That there's women that have claimed that they've never gotten
there even by themselves. Yeah mental but yeah, and then
so they did like some like sex acts first will
recommend that they just just like Joel for a month straight,

(01:07:56):
don't go to work and yeah, work for them well
every day consistently.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Why on a leave of actual mane of your business.

Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
I talked to a sex like doctor or something, and
she said that this is also really sad. A lot
of people who think like, of course I finish. Actually
when they hook them up to like a thing, they haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Oh, so they think was finishing.

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
Yeah, that's not what would like. I mean, it's like
a certain amount of contractions, like ten seconds. But if
you think you did, yeah, then good night, yeah right exactly,
Like who's gonna break it to them?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Well, guess what that was got to find the chick
has never had one, because then she doesn't know any better,
and you can't disappoint. That's right?

Speaker 10 (01:08:36):
What show?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
And we are into another new hour in Sensitivity Training,
Free politically Correct World, Tuesday morning. It is July the fifteenth,
twenty twenty five. Name, that's great, gory, there's menace? What
is up? We got Gena gres right, Sea Bass is here,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. In your calls eight

(01:09:01):
seven seven forty four warding. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Is inauthenticity
a word authenticity?

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
I would imagine that in authentic yeah yeah, yeah, but
I'm saying yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
In authenticity, Okay, sounds like you ever look at something
like that? Can't be right? It is a word, Yes,
it is a word. Yes, Okay, good, already hits enough.
Well No, because I was I was answering some questions
for this like little interview thing that I was asked

(01:09:40):
to do, and one of the one of the questions
is what is it? What is a trait that annoyed
like like a pet peel, like an annoyed that it's inauthenticity?
And I was like, that is that a word.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
Up there with disengenuousness, genuousness?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah, because there there is so much phoniness. It's it's
the phoniness I hate. I can take people. I could
take people who are dicks, if that's authentically who they are.
If it's the people who put on like I just
tell it like it is. But and you can tell
that's not really who they are because the minute you
say something to them, they're like the ones who are
crumbling and crying in the corner. You know, we have

(01:10:19):
worked with some of those people. I just tell it
like it is. That's that's not authentic. The people who
are just it's just uh, I'm trying to think of
another good example. I'm glad it's a word because I
just said it. I'm like, damn it, that's gonna look
so dumb, but I I hate it. It's even like

(01:10:43):
when there's a holiday. It was just the Fourth of
July and you hear people on the air, the DJs
on the stations, they'll go, be safe this Fourth of
July holiday, don't drink and drive, just be okay. Because
that person, by the way, it's always the one name
music DJ playing ten songs an hour on the weekends,

(01:11:04):
twice twice a week. Yeah, there's no personal connection with
this person. It literally is just like a talking head.
They're not talking to a friend or even a caller
on the phone, right, It's just something that people say
and it doesn't it And to me, it just reeks
of nobody wants anybody drinking and driving. Yeah, it just
seems like this very empty thing. And so it just

(01:11:26):
it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't ring right to me,
and I go it just to me, it just sounds dumb,
like you're just saying it to say it. Yeah. And authenticity,
thank god, it's a word. They have airspace to have
to fill, you know, words. Yeah, yeah, they have to
say words right, words and stuff. Yeah, and as much

(01:11:48):
as we have all these things, now, people are brands, right,
They're not people. They're not real people. Companies are people
and people are brands. Is that weird?

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Living in crazy times? Yeah, okay, so it's a word? Good?
All right, thank you. That's a that's that's what that's
what I need to know. Question of the day. Yeah,
is it a word? Eight seven four woodie. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven some food news, yes please. Pop Eyes has introduced
a new signature sauce like everybody else ye right, which

(01:12:24):
they say is inspired by the Louisiana Holy Trinity. So
a base made from onion, celery, green, bell pepper, basically.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Raising cane sauce because they saw the success of Raising canes,
which is like one of the fastest growing chains in
America and now everybody has their own special sauce like this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
But we're okay to be fair, and I know we
love raising canes like were they the first? No, but
they they're really as an example, like that's been a
everybody's got a sauce. They're just really known for that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Yeah, it has the perfect consistency. It's hard to replicate
what canes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
I can't even figure out how they make it. Don't
get me wrong a caniac.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah. In fact, as much as Menace is crazy for
raising canes, Menace, who's the person that told you about
raising games? You ever had? Are you serious? You haven't?
So we drove out of our way, we went and
grabbed Yeah, we went and grabbed lunch, and his life
was forever changed, big time, forever changed. That sounds good

(01:13:30):
right now, right? Yeah? I do like that anyway. So
the new signature sauce from Popey's, they say, great for
your Cajun fries and your chicken sandwiches and your wings
and chicken rams hell. Yeah. Yeah uh. And then there's
another piece of food news with Wendy's special deal for
fans every Friday through the end of the year with
free fries with any purchase. But Greg, you got to

(01:13:54):
make a purchase via the Wendy's app.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Let's today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah. The only catch to the deal is that the
top fries, which I've not had, seasoned potatoes and Wendy's
new fuego fries Okay, spicy fries. I've not heard of
those either, we're the food news station. Yeah, how do
we not know about fuego fries? Although, how do we

(01:14:19):
feel about Wendy's fries? H nothing wrong with you, they're not.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
They're not among my friend. They're almost too like pillowy inside.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I would steak fries. Yeah, I wouldn't got on my
way for like steak fries. Wendy's regular fries are natural cut,
skin on sea, salted and deep fried until crispy, you know,
like all French fries.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Oh yeah, so they're a long time trying again.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
They're cut potatoes. Potatoes, you say. The Wendy's Free Friday's
deal is available now through the end of twenty twenty
five and participating locations nationwide. All right, now, you know,
speaking of breakfast, I'd love to have some breakfast, and
I'm sure we can earn some. Isn't that the deal?
When we play what do you show family feud? Is

(01:15:02):
their breakfast on the line? Yep? Usually when SeaBASS comes
back in here, we'll have to ask him. Yeah, I'm
sure he'll change the rules mid game, would he show
family feud? All right, well, we're gonna play around as
we promised. He what do you show family feud? Rap? Now,

(01:15:24):
Sea Bass has somebody and instead of asking like they
do on the TV show, we asked one hundred people.
Blah blah blah blah blah. The top answers are on
the board. That's way too many. That's way too many.
So he's talked to one person and we're gonna learn
more about this person. Try to put ourselves in their mindset,
in their shoes, so to speak, and so we can
try to figure out one answer they will give to
the survey questions. And what was the I forget? There's

(01:15:46):
always a bet. Yes, if you could match two out
of five five, you will win breakfast two five will
win breakfast.

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
By the way, breakfast, Yeah, not fake imaginary breakfast like
certain people does.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Minnesela's breakfast too. I will be providing that breakfast. Okay,
all right, I believe him. Medicin is good. Menis Bringston
breakfast all the time. Yeah, it's just not right now. Yeah,
everybody just calmed there. I'll get it for you. Run
their teams. Yeah, on the way, all right? What to
show family feud? Who is this person?

Speaker 14 (01:16:21):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
We're matching what today is Diablo? And Diablo is dressed
like a devil.

Speaker 9 (01:16:26):
He has horns, he has a staff, he has uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Wait, where did you run into this makes sense? On
the strip in the name Will Street he has kind
of like a moincloth on Huh late at night, I
mean right in the middle of day, someone's walking around
like this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
There's not like a devil con we don't know about.
So well, let's ask him more about what he's up to.
What do you call yourself diabolo?

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Well, come on, it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
You're wearing horns, you have like a staff, ram.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Horns, crystals.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Do you believe in this? Like say and as.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
I'm just an artist or less? Yeah, I having fun
out here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
And you're also wearing a song nosmetos thongs are disappearing ones.
Oh thank you for the correction. Huge difference. Those are painful.
Speaking of huge, if people are comment on the size
of things, easy dronk woman say, hey, you're way too big.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
You're scaring me with your giant No trying to date that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
So he's just out there desperate for attention. Sounds like
the artist menace.

Speaker 9 (01:17:27):
Yeah, and artists anybody can claim their artist it means
you are worthless. But yeah, he was not so worthless,
so he didn't answered some family feud style questions and
we will start with medash sweetness.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Sorry, you're you're the first person up here. What do
you show family feud? Name a fish you'd be shocked
to find on your dinner plates? Is all actual? A
few questions like an eighties shocked defined feel free to
ask your family for him?

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Goldfish?

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Yeah, that's a gold coy fish, because I was thinking catfish,
but people actually eat cat.

Speaker 13 (01:18:02):
Right, you know I was thinking catfish too though, even
people actually even.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Though he's the devil, Piranha a shark, but I was thinking,
like you eat shark. But yeah, you guys are on
the right track because goldfish so tiny, or piranha because
he wants to be a bad ass because he's the devil,
but he was kind of boring. You be delighted. Yeah,

(01:18:28):
I'm gonna say goldfish. I think goldfish is okay?

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Answered goldfish? All right, it's find out if we get
our first point. Will you show family feud?

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Name a fish you'd be shocked to find on your
dinner plates.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I'm probably a jellyfish fish, would you ever?

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Even I'm probably black out?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
When the last time you blocked out.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
After I get tired, I pass out more or less.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
People call that going to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, I hate sleeping, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
The devil is always at work.

Speaker 11 (01:18:56):
Jelly fish, actually fish.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Well, let's try somebody think. Here we go, who's got
the next question?

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Let's go with.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Sammy? Sammy, Okay, what's a good drink to warm up?

Speaker 13 (01:19:11):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Excuse me? What's a good drink to warm you up
on a cold night? Drink tea? Like hot chocolate, hot chocolate, coffee,
hot apple, Old one hot. But this is the devil.
This is the devil night.

Speaker 11 (01:19:29):
You're not gonna want coffee at night. I wouldn't think
I'm gonna say tea.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I think it's the only thing I see. No, no, no,
don't make her second go. She's usually pretty good at things.
If anybody's gonna get one, it's gonna be Sammy. Yeah.
If she says tea, we're gonna go with hot chocolate.
You think so, I kind of doll.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
We'll find all right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
What do you show? Family feud? Question number two? What's
a good drink to warm you up on a cold night?

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Fab burners?

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Let me think?

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
Oh, I drink Celsius Celsius probably.

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
First, because it's got the caffeine to keep you going,
ticking around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Snap out of the trance. What trance would that be?

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Staring at stuff too long?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You don't care about? Hold on, check this out. What
is celsius made out of? Uh? Tea? Tea? Is it really?

Speaker 11 (01:20:22):
Do you get half a point? It's all over.

Speaker 14 (01:20:25):
The labels, like if you if you said soda and
they said it would count on undercut.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
That is not that's a good argument. This is a
bad argument. Tell me about you. Look at the label.
I've never I've never had celsia. I see it everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
I'm not made out tea because remember I started drinking
like crazy and then I had to gig Kidney Son surgeons.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Tea extract as one of the ingredients. It's the main ingredient.
The main ingredients is probably water, but the point ingredient tea.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is the drink celsius tea?

Speaker 11 (01:21:00):
Yeah, it actually is considered tea?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Is green? Tea extract is one of the main ingredients
for the caffeine boost.

Speaker 14 (01:21:08):
No, this is the okay, so yeah, it's considered tea
considered energy. Help I who is ways moarter than you are.
Just said it was tea.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I mean, I'm looking, I'm looking at pictures.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Some of them do say green tea, others say fitness drink,
natural sparkling.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
But if you read the and if you read the back,
even in the back has an ingredient. But yeah, that's
the primary category is not tea. It's energy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
I sounded like, well, it's it's the chat cheapt voice.
I can change it if you'd like. She getting rear
in residuals on nothing. I don't know, so are we
counting it or not.

Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
I'll put it in the back.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
In the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Nobody on any game show will give you credit for that.
The category. It's not in the go to if it
is tea. But it's not.

Speaker 14 (01:22:00):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
And that's such a specific answer.

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
He didn't give a general category. But you got any store,
it's in the energy drink aisle.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
It's not in the t aisle because it's made out
of freaking tea, which gives you energy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Said, you're wrong, but I'll put it. I'll put it
in the back burner. He's trying to scrore a out
of breakfast. That's fine. Next question to show family. Fude,
there's always got to be a battle.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Well is like the freaking GPT who has access to
every computer? The next question, all right, what's a car
that movie stars love?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Car? The movie stars?

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
These are actual family questions from the Dawson era. Cars
that movie stars love? Like a car?

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
You may ask you something a car is this guy
all he sounds old, said convertible, at least a brand,
if not makeing a model, A brand, A make a
make or model Escalade its escalators, Aston Martini.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I'm gonna leave it to Menace and Greg. You guys
come up with whatever you think the answer should be,
because I would my gut, said Ferrari Ferrari. But maybe
they're more luxury than sporty, so like Rolls Bentley, Yeah,
this guy really knows about carl.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
If he really knows about their one Diablo uh l
Diablo car a car there's like a seventies pick up Lambo.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Lamborghini. But he knows a car, he would say Porstie.
But if he's just general, he's just gonna say Ferrari Ferrari.

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
Yeah, yeah, it all sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I'll go with Ferrari's good.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
All right, might say Limbo though.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
All right, Question number three, what do you show family feud?
What's a car that movie stars love?

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Lamborghini's is good. You're always fast ones. I know that
I don't dry, so I'm just going by what I recall.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I might I recommend to side truck even faster than
some Lamborghini's. Didn't know that and sexy he the devil,
even the Devil's done. He had stuck with Diablo, you
would have got that, right, you guys.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
The devil doesn't drive, doesn't need to now.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Don't really like Lamborghinis. That's more TikTokers than YouTubers. Yeah,
because they're too cramped, can't put all the people. But
I was thinking about what he was going to say
about Diablo. Yeah right, yeah, Oh guy, I should have
stuck with your gun. Damn it. That's a big gut
to stick with you something too bad. We already got one,
so I just need a little more. Will do you
show family feud? Who gets question number four? Gina? Gina
grad Again, this was an actual family feud question in

(01:24:38):
nineteen eighty named someone Jewish who had a great impact
on history.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
This is from nineteen eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
There's Richard Dawson and your answers today obviously, because this
is Diablo. I didn't just make this question. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:24:49):
For Kanye West, well, perhaps the devil might say Jesus
answer to think about it if he's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Going on brand. Yeah, so far he's been kind of
just a homeless guy.

Speaker 11 (01:25:01):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
So I don't think he's gonna come up with who
would you say his modern day most famous Jew right
now in this moment besides Benjamin No, Yeah, I mean
like celebrity je.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
No, I would say Weel Sandler has a movie coming
out this ad.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Ad ad Yeah, she's ISRAELI. Yeah, but what do you
guys think? Get because what do you guys think about Jesus?
Don't that's a great answer. I don't know. Well, I
mean maybe he is don blo. I mean, if he's
really a character, yeah, I mean, because that would be

(01:25:43):
that would be his number one enemy, right, Yeah. I
don't like that guy, Greg, you have thought. I mean,
if he's saying in character you go and go through gum,
I don't think he would say it. You don't think
so either, But I.

Speaker 8 (01:25:55):
Mean he's nuts, but nobody's given me any other options.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
So no, I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Think he might. I think he might stay in character.

Speaker 11 (01:26:05):
Let's let's just go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Let's say Jesus answer answer a question number four, would
you show family feud? Named someone Jewish who had a
great impact on history? Mine's Dye was most known for
his theory, which says that part.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Is going right past week because I'm not registering it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Damn it, Gina, I was gonna say, And then in
my head I thought, oh, I don't know if he
was Jewish or not.

Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
Was dying he was a cultural Jew? Yeah, yeah, he
actually went through I just finished reading his biography. He
went through like a he when he was in his
late teens, he his family wasn't very Jewish, and he
became very Jewish, but then he also kind of moved
away from it later on for.

Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
Guys who were curious, but like genetically Jewish.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
He had to flee Europe during the World War Two? Right,
I well, we have one more opportunity to get one
more point in order to win breakfast, because we already
have that one point from the Celsius t questions. So
you question number five, Greg gory Gory got this. What's
a country where they drink lots of wine? They drink
Wine's not to say Italy right, or France? Damn the

(01:27:13):
United States? True?

Speaker 11 (01:27:15):
Say hell, I'd say Italy.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
My gut said Italy, Italy or France.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
All the time. My gut was France. But yeah, yeah Italy. Honestly,
I don't think of Italy when it comes to France. Really,
campaign when I think of France, I mean it's called France.

Speaker 15 (01:27:34):
Yeah, what did the dumb devil say? But I immediately
thought Italy. Yeah, so let's go Italy, Let's go Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Really, you have to disregard whenever see basket cars.

Speaker 13 (01:27:50):
Throw herring because you want to buy a lot of
wine in Australia, I would want But.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Good answer. Greg could answer question number five? Woo do
you show family feud? What's the country where they drink
lots of wine?

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
France?

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
That's right? Yeah? Have you been.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
Stand right here in case things go wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Do you have like a bunker here or something?

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Like like, what's the coolest thing you got? Probably some stones,
damn it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Yeah, Greg, only you can play not the Celsius idiots. Well,
no breakfast, we're going to No, I got bractics on
the way. Yeah, Well we're still good that's how you play.
Quite frankly, we can all four to skip a mill
or two, so, you know, not the end of the world,

(01:28:53):
but that is the end of this round of wood
You Show, Family Feud.

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
We got some more Woodie show coming up for you next.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Hang on, just kick your feet up on the dashboard.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Back in a few the Woody Show. He's ole. Now,
how do you guys feel about Shazam? Do you ever
shazam something? It's usually like because I just don't know
what it is. Yeah, yeah, my curiosity. I know this song,

(01:29:23):
you know, it's a you know, I did recently the
first time. I'd never messed with it, but I couldn't.
I couldn't even come up with a lyric, but I
had the melody of it. Yeah. I tried that Google
thing where you can humm a song like yeah really crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
Yeah, I hate that when you can't think of a song.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Yeah, yeah, it worked. I mean, I will shazam something.
But you know what I get screwed up on is
I I want to know what something is, and if
I'm in the car and it's connected to Apple Play,
I go hit Shazam. It mutes the radio or whatever
I'm listening to because the phone connected, so it screws
it up. So I don't sam stuff as much as

(01:30:00):
I used to. But our program director sent me an
email about some song that's featured in the New Superman movie.
I guess like a pretty prominent, uh placement of the
song in there. Yeah, and I had never heard it before,
and I just mentioned it kind of offhand.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Oh is this this is the song?

Speaker 13 (01:30:20):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
This is the song? Okay, So I love that song.
Greg said that, and I was just about to say, Wow,
what a dumb song. So I want to get your
opinion on it, so you know, just in this room,
some people love it, some people you find out. Yeah,
well we'll play get your get your ticket. It's not
a new song years apparently it's Hello old, which I
didn't realnz. I thought maybe it was like a newer song,

(01:30:41):
this old artist. But yeah, because I had never heard
of the main artist before. Okay, but yeah, that's coming
up right after we get the sports from Jeff g
Here Ain't nothing, Ain't nothing but a sports thang with
Jeff Garci Yo, what I'm good morning?

Speaker 13 (01:31:01):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Squad? Let's start with the Lakers little preseason action last
night versus the Clippers, and it was the Bronnie James Show.

Speaker 11 (01:31:06):
Honey over Sanders, Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Welcome to the Bronnie James Show. He has got chan
up the Lakers eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Ronnie's been exciting to watch this Vegas Summer League. He
ended up with seventeen. Swider had another good game with sixteen.
Clippers ended up winning though thanks to nineteen from Jordan Miller.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Both teams off for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Since we're talking hoops, Bleacher Report released the top NBA
players of all time, a top one hundred list and
number one Michael Jordan, Lebron number two, Kareem number three,
Magic four, Bill Russell five, Shack six, Tim Duncan seven,
Larry Bird eight, Wilt nine, Steph ten, and Kobe Bryant

(01:31:47):
came in at number eleven, which has caused a lot
of controversy the last couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Even Shack tweeted and said it's criminal to not have
Kobe Bryant in the top ten. I do agree. Maybe
swap out Duncan or Steph for Kobe.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Moving on to the w NBA Sparks and mystics tonight,
and last night and baseball was the MLB All Star
Game home run Derby and Woodie. This has to be
one of the best player intros I've ever heard, courtesy
of Pat McAfee with the fattest.

Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
Asking all along percussion on sports, lordies and gentlemen, fuck up.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Cal Rawley ended up winning the home run Derby last night.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Maybe it was that fire intro that helped him out.
Tonight It's the big show, the MLB All Star Game.
Otani is leading off for the n L, Freddie Freeman
batting fourth and Will Smith batting six.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Should be a great one. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports, right, Jeff?
All right? Here's the song. It was featured in the
New Superman movie. Teddy Bears is the name of the artist,
and it features iggy pop. And of course everybody's heard
of Vickyball. I've heard of iggy pop. People over a
certain age have heard of wiggi pop. Sure, name of
the song is punk rocker. I hate it all right?

(01:33:00):
I think Rule Greg loves it. What do you think?
Do you dig it? Yes or no? Listen to it
then text over to two two nine eight seven. All right,
So it's being probably featured in the new Superman movie.
Teddy Bears, who would you pop? Punk rocker? It's it's
just not for me. I figured out why though, because

(01:33:22):
it just.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Rhymes like you don't like songs that rule hardcore, you
only like songs that mildly rule.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Gina grad I just or know. Yeah it's menace, I'm in,
you're in. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, let us know.
Do you dig it? Yes or no? On the text?
Over to two two nine eighty seven, and not a uh,
not a new song. It's an old song. It's just
being featured in the new Superman movie. And I brought
up Shazam because apparently it's like the number one Shazamed

(01:33:50):
song right now, so people hearing it and going, oh
what is that?

Speaker 14 (01:33:54):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
So not necessarily they like it or not, but we
wanted to find out do you dig it? So in
the text, yes or no? Right now? Over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 11 (01:34:04):
We're ceready you want burner media rare.

Speaker 7 (01:34:08):
You're not gonna hear your burger media.

Speaker 11 (01:34:10):
Rare, bitch, You're so needy because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.
Actually he's the best, Honestly, the right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
I tell you what, man mess moves quick when he
needs to, you know, yep, only when I need to.

Speaker 11 (01:34:27):
He's deceiving.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
You wouldn't think he'd moved very fast. Never already breakfast
in the studio. Wow, thank you, thank you some chick
fil A? But what what did you get? Because Gena
has been going to about how much he loves whatever
she goes there chicken on a biscuit. Yeah, rule, dude,

(01:34:52):
I'm shocked. Good Sammy Ian had a breed o this morning.
It must have had bacon in it. It didn't have bacon.
She ate bacon a little behind the current.

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
I was going back and forth with Sammy for over
an hour trying to find something that Sammy would eat.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
She finally just gave up and I ordered this and
lucked out and she ate it anyways, did eat it.
But I was like, can you like just give me
an idea on something to eat, or like, uh, look
at door dash and just tell me something.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
And she's like, I don't have door dash.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
I don't have door dash.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
You don't DoorDash now.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
Because I'm not a fatty like you, was her reply.
I guess that's not surprising. Actually, can you get three
strawberries on.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Doorhash, but she did.

Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
He tried very hard, so I.

Speaker 8 (01:35:37):
Did eat one, even though it wasn't you know, there
wasn't much open.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Uh yet, Bord gone a vege because of boards of
vegetarian right, he got a veggie wrap, and Menas just
told us how much it costs for a veggie wrap.

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
Yeah, thirteen bus thirteen. This meal cost me one thousand dollars.
Just kidding, but yeah, it was super expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Thirteen dollars for a veggie wrap.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Yeah, honestly, I mean I never go to Chick fil
A anymore, but it was open, so it works from there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
But I do like those little chicken minis. Are the
ones like the little.

Speaker 15 (01:36:12):
Is good?

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Yeah, the mini nugs on it's expensive. Yeah, not the biscuit,
but the one of those like the little uh like
English No, oh, it's well, it's not like a country biscuit.
It's it kind of is. They're like the miniature a
mini biscuit. Yeah, but they're not you know you know
what I'm talking about, not like a bis quick kind

(01:36:33):
of biscuit, not one of those old country kind of
like has maybe a little bit of honey, got honey
watched on the top. Yeah, I don't know whatever it was.
It was good English. But he works really, he works
really fast. Yeah, that's how it's done.

Speaker 16 (01:36:49):
I've learned over the years, like put your energy into
things that matters.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Show all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is July fifteenth,
It's Tuesday, and a couple of these days have us
written all over it. It's National Give Something Away Day,
which we do every day. We're always giving stuff away.
Going through my closet, I'm going to donate so much stuff.
It's also a Developmental Disability Professionals Day that speaks to us,

(01:37:24):
I'm still here. National be a dork Day, right, It's
National Gummy worm Day, Greg. Today is Orange Chicken Day.
Yeah that Trader Joe's Orange Chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Had that about a week ago. It's craving. It hadn't
had it in years. I haven't had it in so
much garlic in it. Garlic you get put the steps
on top to make it look all what restaurant, restaurant
green onion up and there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Yeah. Yeah, And today I gotta let my daughter know.
Today is National I Love Horses Day, Celebration of the
Horse Day. Oh wow is today? Yeah? So there you go,
no laborate breakdown of gummy worms. You don't like gummy worms?

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
So good?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
The sour ones also super good. That was a good breakdown. Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Do you ever like because you know they're kind of
chalky when you bring them out? Do you ever like
lick them so they look more clear and then you
can see through them?

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Just me?

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Okay, all right, yeah, but I'd rather the worms than
the bears. Oh yeah, yeah, I'd rather the gummy cold
bottles are the best.

Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
Then, yeah, gummy worm and then you put it above
your lip and it looks like you have a mustache.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
It does look like that. And gummy worms.

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Let's can we talk about when when you get some
chocolate pudding, put the crumbles on top and then it
looks like and then you put worms dirt.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Yeah yeah, but I don't like putting in an ice
cream because then they get too hard. Gross. I'm just
time we have. Gummy worms are cool? Yeah, all right, menace, yep.
We can talk about that all day, but really, let's
get to what everybody wants to hear about. That's what's
happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Well, everybody wants to hear about suicide him all right, always, okay? Now, well,
Kelly Osbourne had to, you know, squash all the rumors
because there was all these AI videos coming out of
Ozzie talking about how he's actually dying. She said that
he's not dying. He isn't doing well, but he is
not currently dying. And Sharon Osborne shared a thing back

(01:39:29):
two thoy thirteen that she had a suicide pack with Ozzy.
If Ozzy died, that she would go to Switzerland and
end herself.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
My dog and I have a suicide pack because we
can't live without each other. Right now?

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
Do you truly believe that though if Sharon, if Ozzie
went that Sharon would do that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
I think if Sharon died, Ozzie would do that, Yeah,
for sure, not the other way, not the other way around.

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
Now, speaking of which, with the NonStop coverage of the
Ozzie stuff, did you see when he met young Blood backstage?
Because you know how they have videos of him eating everybody,
So young Blood walks up to him and Ousie looks
at him like he's amazed by him, and lifts up
his shirt and rubs his belly in his.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Very lot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Why are you doing that it was. It was really fair.
Young blood is wearing his pants about the right at
the top of his wiener So true.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
He has like low rise pictures. He has that rock
and body.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Do you think he's hot looking fellow? He's a but
his face, oh all right, well.

Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Stick to the body, all right, Eric stone Street. He
has a hot bod. And he also has a fiance.
And he said he knew that she was the one
because he makes fun of her constantly online and trolls her,
and then she's able to deal with it and laugh
it off, So he knew that she was the one.
I don't know if you've seen these photos that he

(01:40:56):
posts of her, but she is quite attractive. But then
he old posts photos of her looking super old, or
he'll put mustaches on her and that. So I didn't
know this as well. In the news story, they said
that he is in the new Dexter series as well
as a serial killer. Have you watched that yet at all?

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Anybody?

Speaker 13 (01:41:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
No, I think I'd probably hooke up with him too
if he had millions of dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
Huh uh, dude. He rules ariostoltreet. I've met him in person,
quite nice, hardcore. I've heard like Chi fans too, Mark.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Wet fan, Chiefs fan he has. He's a Kansas City
guy in Kansas City. He's a huge everything Kansas City fan.
But we tried so hard to get him on the
show when Modern Family was on and never breakthrough on that.
And then over that time, you would hear these stories
every once in a while, and trust me, disappointing because

(01:41:48):
he seemed like he'd be really cool. And then I
don't know, I it was because Modern Family was so big,
and maybe that kind of gets to you after a minute,
like you start believing your own hype and stuff. But
I've heard mixed. I would still love to meet the guy.
He seems like he'd be fun. Yeah, we've interviewed him
on shows in the past. Is super nice.

Speaker 7 (01:42:05):
That's great, that's great. I met him last year and
just like in a hallway in Vegas and he was
very nice. Because you got to look out for you
got to look out for celebrities and knowing if they're
nice or not because the environment, right, if they're going
to go to a radio show, most likely, unless they're
a maniac, they're not going to be a dick. Some

(01:42:26):
of those yeah, I know some but that's very, very rare,
and of course in the environment that they're going to
go to, they're gonna be nice to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
And he's one of the best actors in the world
because damn, you would think Cameron.

Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
Was so nuclear.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Yeah, he played such a good homo. Yes, yeah, yeah,
he was really good.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
George Lucas surprisingly has never been to Comic Con, but
he's going to go to Comic Con for the first
time ever.

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
It's like Jesus Stampede. I was is that would that
be like Jesus going to one of these Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
He's going to go there because he's doing a pan
all about that museum that he has that's going to
be opening up soon next to USC College.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
Have you seen that now?

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
The backstory about it is he originally wanted to put
this in San Francisco, and this is something that he's
paying for one hundred percent himself, and he offered it
to the city of San Francisco and they said no, cool,
they're doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
Now yeah, so now he need room for the homeless.

Speaker 13 (01:43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
So he's putting this place next to USC and people
are really excited about it. So he's doing a whole
panel about it. And it's going to be celebrating film.
So you're going down there to the comic Can you
imagine the line started and how early people will line
up for that?

Speaker 9 (01:43:41):
Well, yeah, because they have funeral ben they have essentially
to the outside of the main convention center. There's a
big grass area that they put tens over because people
will just sleep there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
They just get into a panel discussion with three football
fields away from George Lucas one of these like nerd
here there. Yeah, it's crazy. All right, Well, thank you
ver much much menace, no problem. It is time for
your birthdays showday. We're gonna it's shiver. We're gonna sit
the She was like, it's shiverday.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
And you know, we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Speaking of a very friendly guests on the show, some
of you who had on the show a number of times.
It's his forty ninth birthday today. Happy birthday to Gabriel Iglesias.
Oh sweet Fluffy's birthday today forty nine. Hollywood legend Forrest
Whittaker is sixty four Brian Austin Green from the nineties

(01:44:33):
nine oh two to one oh and uh. Then he's
knocked up Megan Fox a few times and he's fifty
two years old today, My mother f and Linda Ronstad
is seventy nine. Oh yeah, Oh I would have thought
she'd be older than seventy nine, really or gone? Yeah,
I thought because she's really sick, right, doesn't she have
like some kind of I don't know. I think Linda

(01:44:54):
Ronstad's got like I'm not turn on my shows, goot
news dementia are like some really bad Parkinson's or something.
That's why she retired from I saw some like a
like a documentary or something, yea that they were previewing. Anyway,
I know you're really excited about the Billy Joel documentary
coming out. So excited. Yep, this weekend. It's going to
be two parts, So one will be this weekend, one
will be next weekend. Linda Ronstatus is seventy nine. Actors

(01:45:17):
Scott Foley, who has led to many women watching Scandal
and Felicity to ruin their panties fifty three today, Actress
Diane Krueger, who you've seen a bunch of stuff, including
National Treasure and Inglorious Bastard. She's forty nine and eighties
icon turned reality starge Brigitte Nielsen.

Speaker 11 (01:45:35):
Oh yeah, Rockey.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Yeah, I always want to call her Bridget. I know
that's not right. Bridge. Brigitte Nielsen is sixty two today.
Remember when she was with Flavor Flav Yeah, I don't
that happened. And your porn on birthday today is sensual Jane,
and today's birthday girl. She's got boobs so big that
they create their own gravitational pull. She showed them off
and put them to work in two hundred and forty

(01:45:57):
two fine films, including Gathering of the Glass. She was
in Conclave of Cleavage Volume one. Also mess on her Memories.
I wonder what that's about, Mammy. She was in Big
Breast Nirvana. Also Lesbians bumping' boobs? Oh hell yeah, Nipple
Treats Volume one. Oh, she was the goddess of bubism

(01:46:18):
and and who can forget her? Unforgeta roll in busty
goddess banged by her doctor and husband. Oh that's a
centual Jane, who's forty two years old today. And that's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Tuesday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment

(01:46:38):
here on the Woodie Show is sensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 11 (01:46:43):
The show I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
All right, that's it for Tuesday. Everybody cool. Hit up
the woodieshow dot com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts,
and you're gonna get Today's full show podcast with Redneck
News and Greg's sex toy review. He tried one, so
he says you should. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
I didn't want to talk about it, but screw it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Yeah, alright, I'll have more on the full show podcast.
Just go to the woodieshow dot Com. Coming up tomorrow.
It's been a while, but we're gonna check in with
my aunt Chrissy, Oh my god, forever, the pride of Dormont, Pennsylvania,
Aunt Chrissy. Like I was having this crazy conversation with
her when I was just visiting her recently. It's like, man,
I gotta let menace in and Gina this conversation that

(01:47:29):
you guys, I want to hear what you have to say.
All right, do you buy it? Basically? Is what we're
talking about. That more tomorrow Wednesday here on the Woody Show.
Anything you got for it. In the meantime, you can
leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven
seven forty four Woodie and of course you can find
us follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, you can't

(01:47:50):
pour from an empty cup, but you can throw the
cup dramatically and then just blame society. There was that
thing for a while where let's say you were driving
one direction on a road and there was a car
coming the other direction. You would lob a milkshake oh yeah, yeah,
to try to have it land on the car that

(01:48:11):
was passing the other way. Yes, smart, super dangerous because
obviously milkshake on the windshield and all of a sudden
you can't see I had a car coming right out,
but you know, just pranking. Yeah, okay, Yeah, thank you
very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving
the Woodes Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest
of you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.

(01:48:31):
Have a great day. SMD Doublem.

Speaker 11 (01:48:34):
I quit this bitch.