FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 16th 2025

Aunt Chrissy, News Headlines, Am I tooo old for this? & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
It is Wednesday. It's July the sixteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
We are The Woody Show. I'm Woody. That is Greg Gorey.
Good morning, Woody. I forgot the men's what's your hat? Say? Greg?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Respect? Respect your package, your package. Oh dude, he might
be the previous person on the show. Yeah, yeah, I
like this saying that for years. I know, he kind
of catches you off guard.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Kind of tricks because the previous person isn't also the classiest.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Usually because I saw always like respect, you know, Yeah,
that's all you respect your package. I don't even remember
where I got it. I think we got we got
something personal thing. I'm sure you have a yeah, that's right.
Those like a hair removable or yeah, something like that. Anyway,
medicine here. We've got Gina grass SeaBASS Is and Young

(01:37):
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Is our video producer.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
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nine eight seven. Coming up on the show this morning,
we're gonna be talking to the Pride of Dormont, Dormont, Pennsylvania,

(02:07):
my aunt Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, yeah, do you buy it?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
This is all from a conversation that she and I
had on her back porch, and she was convinced that
this this lightning bug, firefly what do you guys call
lightning bug or firefly?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Say firefly lighting?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I grew up lightning bug.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I say both. Yeah, I mean whatever mood I'm in. Yeah,
I'm not real purist about it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Anyway, there was like this this firefly, yeah, and she
was convinced that it was my grandfather reincarnated who came
by to say hi because I was visiting. And she
and I thought at first that maybe she was kidding. No,
I think you know, that was definitely the beer and
the weed. The weed speaking.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The last time I saw a firefly er lightning bug,
I was with you Oh yeah, Yeah, it was a
wonderful day. You and I we saw the Spin Doctors
performed together. You and I were right, was that Wichita? Yeah? Yeah,
a lot of the everywhere.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
So maybe it was your grandpa there that night too.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, maybe they're enjoying Spin Doctors with us.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
In fact, Owl City wrote a song about my grandfather
to get a thousand hunks.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And then we went and had Freddy's. Yeah, Freddy's is
so good.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Freddy Steakburgers, Andreiest, Custard Gregg, We'll talk to We'll talk
to you and Chris who get all the trending news headlines,
mess and I had the latest in the world of entertainment, birthdays,
porn of Birthday and more here today on The Woody Show.
Last night the Major League Baseball All Star Game, and

(03:36):
one of the things that they keep talking they were
trying out the uh, the the automatic like umpire for
balls and strikes, the robo ump or whatever the other
thing they're talking, which, by the way, I like the
idea of the robo ump.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Number one be wrong obviously, but yeah, it's so fast
and it's like, what's the downsta instant?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
And you get the calls right. Isn't that what you want?
To get the call right? And it's and it's not
like it's taking away from they've done so much to
try to make the game go quicker. But the clock
for the pitcher and that kind of stuff like this
would be another really good to keep it, to keep
it honest, to.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Keep it fair for tradition, like just keep you can
keep the ump there just to you know, stand around
and and he can look over to the screen and
see what the computer says, yeah, and you need to
be It could be a.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Tone or a buzzer in his ear, and then he
can give the proper call. You can make it seem
like he's doing it even though he's not really doing it. Yeah,
that would rule.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
The other thing I really like to see, and this
is something that's come up here recently. The commissioner Major
League Baseball is pushing for a salary cap for the game.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That would make a huge difference.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Huge difference. He's been Rob Manfred is his name. He's
been advocating for this because there's such a disparity, you know,
just to make things more competitive for all thirty teams.
Now the players skeptical. Yeah, because you can. That's why
I always said, man, if you have a joke, Patrick Mahomes, Yeah,
he could have played Major League Baseball or go to

(05:02):
the NFL. He chose to go to the NFL. Everybody's like,
you idiots. You could have made so much more money.
You could have had a way longer playing career going
to Major League bab He still would have made a
he was going to be this really high draft pick
and he would have made a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Tom Brady was a baseball player.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
He would have excelled in either sport. I guess he
was a really good two sport athlete.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
The difference is in baseball, it's it's a waiting game
because nobody they draft these high school kids, so you're
not even going to touch.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
It's a farm system.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Now, this would be a way for the smaller market
teams to maybe win the championship. I mean, and it's
not always. It's not always the Red Sox or you know,
the Cubs or the Dodgers or whatever that win at
the Yankees, but a lot of times it is. And
you look at these deals that they were able to do.
I mean, even the way that Shoho Tani's deal is structured.

(05:55):
He's making two million dollars a year, but they're actually
paying him and then the rest is deferred. Oh, twenty
some million whatever it is per season or more sixty
eight million six per season. Yes, it's sixty eight million
per season. It's a billion dollar deal.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was seventy a year times ten years. And then
oh my god, you're right, Holy crap, Okay, never mind,
never mind.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Why are you trying to low ball?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah? Damn when it comes to that, I mean, how
did they expect to pay up all that stuff? Are
they just going to sell the team at the end
of the No?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
No, no, Well, first off, there's a couple of things.
Number one, it's what does it add to your bottom line?
Like how much does he bringing in?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right?

Speaker 7 (06:33):
But also that money is it's worth like you're you're
putting you put that money aside because there's something where
you have to have that.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Money in escrow.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
I think there's for a baseball they have something weird
about not getting the exactly it's.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
A clause if you get caught gambling, you don't have
to pay That has translated.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, allegedly, here's a stat No team with a payroll
in the lower half of the league has won the
World Series since the Royals did it in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh wowah, I mean, but that's not too long ago.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's not too long, but the decade, like how long
ago was it before that?

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Right, I've seen Moneyball?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, just by the way Moneyball didn't work. Yeah, I
think what they should, especially for the smaller market teams.
I mean, look at Bob Nutting, who owns the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
What's last name? Nutting? Nice? He sucks. He's the worst owner.
He's the worst owner.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I think it any probably any sport, and he just
has it all figured out about, you know, how to
maximize his profit what it straight up just doesn't care
about the competitiveness because he has a beautiful stadium with
PNC Park beautiful. It's like one of the best stadium
to the hands down. Even people who you know like baseball,

(07:44):
no matter where you are, everybody knows about that ballpark
and it's always voted one of the best ballparks in
Major League Baseball. But do they even sell tickets. No,
they'd be like five thousand, six thousand people total in
a huge, beautiful stadium. It's because he sucks. There should
be some kind of rule that all these other teams
that are paying the luxury tax, and when you get

(08:07):
the money from the luxury tax, a certain percentage of
it should have to go directly to player payroll.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
There should be a rule like that that.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Dictates, because that's what it's for, right, It's to kind
of even things out and to kind of like level
the playing field, so to speak, so that you can't
afford to go out and get a big name player.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
You can go out and you know, not have like
a super low payroll compared to the Yankees.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But what he does is he just keeps it right.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Well, that's there's going to be a salary cap, but
then also a team minimum is I think the idea.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Which would be great because that'd be great for a
team like the Pirates, which sucks man. I mean because
Pittsburgh's a great sports town and it's it's hard to
get behind a team where the owner literally doesn't care.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
Well that that's been the whole talk this past year
is they have the best pitcher in baseball, best young
Paul teams. Yeah, and the whole talk this year is
when where gonna get rid of him to the Yankees.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's the way it happens every time. Every time they
get a good player, that's what happens. End up going
somewhere because that's that's they're not going to get a
good deal.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
They're not going to get out tickets. Yeah, gotta make
more money, uh menace.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yes, So Tony Hawk a skateboard from the nineteen ninety
nine X Games when he shocked the skateboarding universe. He
pulled off the first ever nine hundred in competition.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Nine hundred?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Nine hundred is wait for us non boarders do well,
it will be two three sixties and a half. Look
at that math on the fly. We're talking skateboarding, no skateboard. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
So the board that he was riding to pull that
off is going to go up for auction Julian's Auctions,
and the board is the headlining piece of what's being
called the nine hundred Collection, featuring one hundred artifacts from
skate culture. So there you go, mat this you might
be it was your love before f one. It was

(09:58):
skateboard and I still pay attention to it.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
It.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
There's the Street League that's huge right now, which is awesome.
I love watching the clips from there, but the nine
hundred I think that would go for I don't know,
maybe like one hundredand or something like that.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, it's notable, but not that I mean, yeah, it's
still a pretty niche market.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah. And then also little kids are doing like nine
hundreds like it's nothing. Now, well that's you have to
you have to fly so they can walk sport and
I were just talking about this the other day. Little
kids are so lucky now with social media because they
they get full breakdowns on how to do tricks in
terms of skateboarding, like from YouTube media, where to position

(10:42):
your foot, everything. When back in my day you just
learn from your other friends who might not be that
good tree would watch skate videos, but they want to
break it down as much as they do on social media. Now,
what do you call it? Menace?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
When you don't when you skate with your back foot
and then you know you have your back you're goofy?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Is that goofy footed?

Speaker 9 (11:01):
Like I would skate with my right foot on the
back of the board, push with my left leg and
then put that in front of them.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well they would be it'd either be mango footed, longo footage.

Speaker 9 (11:13):
Most people skate with it would have their foot on
the front of the board and then push push.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I was a.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Skateboard yeah, no balance.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Uh you know what I think. I just like psyched
myself out. Oh my god, this doesn't seem safe.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Well now, like lots of uh, lots of parents are
putting their tiny kids in like skateboarding lessons.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Skateboarding lesson. Yeah, it's like a cool.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Thing to do.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Now we didn't have baby halffire. Skateboardings less by definition
are not cool.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Well, but there were snowboarding lessons and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It was very similar to, you know, something like that skateboarding.
Nobody I grew up with did.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Whether there's no snowboarding yet, you have to be brought
to snowboarding with the skateboard. You just give it to
the kids and say go nuts, go to that. We
were just told to go outside and that was it.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Anyway. The auction will go live September the twenty third. Nice,
there's that, and then oh never mind, that was just something.
It was on display. Were they or were they going
to auction off? Did you see the rock from Mars Mars? Yeah,
oh it is for auction. A massive of Mars is
going up for auction. It weighs fifty four pounds, making

(12:20):
it the largest chunk of Mars ever found here on Earth.
It was discovered in the Sahara Desert in twenty twenty three.
Oh that's not cool, and it's thought to have been
blasted off Mars millions of years ago by a huge
asteroid impact before traveling all the way to Earth.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
I mean, it's cool, but it's not super cool. It's
not a legit. We picked this up and brought it
back like Moondust.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well, experts say it's an amazing condition, and they expected
to sell somewhere between what I mean, like what would
the bidding start at?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Not start at?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Like where do you think they're estimating this thing is
going to sell for. I'm going to say three to
five million.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
I'm gonna go way less because like meteorites are pretty common,
you can buy those for not much.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Is huge.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's like one intact chunk.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm going for two hundred thousand, two hundred thousand, let
me say five million. Expect this thing to go between
two million and four million dollars. Way to go. Greg Gory, No,
I like this, so you use it as a coffee table.
In a few years, we'll have all the rock Mars
rocks we want.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
And it got lucky that it landed on some nice, cushy,
padded sand.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody Woody show and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's July the sixteenth, twenty
twenty five. My name is Whatody.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's Greg Goryo. Menace is right there? What is up, Woody?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Question for a menace here in a second? Remind me Dylan.
We forget all right, Dagran see bass. We got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
send us a text if you'd like over to two
to nine eighty seven. Check in with us. We're gonna
check in with Aunt Chrissy this hour. She is uh
the pride of Dormont. Those of you in Pittsburgh you

(14:05):
know exactly where that is. Uh My Aunt Chrissy, who
just spends all of her time either when she's not
cleaning airbnbs, she's a cleaning lady home.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
She's at home.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Smoking weed and drinking beer, yeah, and trying to figure
out her pizza oven situation. How that well, how I've
always dreamt about, Like the smoker, she always dreamt about
pizza oven and then she she had one, couldn't get
to work. And then they switched to those ones that
you could buy you hook up to like a pro
pane tank. It'll you could sit it outside like on

(14:37):
a counter. Yeah, and it just hooks to a propane
tank that you would for your grill. And she's still
trying to master that.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
So I mean that's her big project, right right, that's
what she's Yeah, that's what she's trying to do right now,
to master that.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
We'll check out with Chris, just because when I was
hanging out with her recently on that back porch while
she's smoking a and drinking her beer, there was a
firefly and she saw this firefly and she was convinced
that it was my grandfather reincarnated, stopping by to.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Say hello, cool, completely on board, and she's like, you
don't buy it. I'm like, no, I don't buy it.
She goes button. She got no.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Chrissy, listen, I said, I believe that you believe? Yeah,
you know, I just don't believe I don't believe that.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I mean, so even if it's somebody you totally love,
you don't just go along to get along?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, have I ever?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
No, no, no, no, I mean, but wouldn't you want to
be reincarnated as something better than a bug?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
It'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Some kids gonna catch put in the jar and just
suffocate until until it's as lights up, just continuously four days, ye,
seasonal insects.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Exactly what do you want to go back as a
dolphin or Tom Brady or something exactly?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Say, we'll talk to you to Aunt Chrissy this hour
now before I forget menace. Yes, just because I've seen
some messages about it, and you can give me the explanation.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
What's the deal with the what do You Show? Podcast
on Spotify?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah? So our podcast is currently not on Spotify because
you know you'll hear like like a little music in
the background when we're talking, just like we just played
the m M. Yeah. Yeah, And you know they have
their mechanisms or AI or whatever it's detecting it as
like we're playing a full song and you're not supposed

(16:27):
to do that on podcasts. And they're giving us warnings
about it and I'm trying to rectify this situation, but
they're not telling us exactly which one it was, and
they just took us off the platform, and like people
automatically being super crappy about it, Like we wanted to
be off the platform. We Spotify listeners are being crappy

(16:50):
about Yeah, and Spotify has a beef with us. There's
like the immediate like conspiracy theories about it and how
things work. Yeah, okay, trying to fix it. I don't
know when it's gonna be fixed. But if you're a
non Apple user, there's plenty of platforms that you can
listen to the podcast on.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
You can just go to the woodieshow dot com and
iHeartRadio app and it's on there, and I yeah, iHeartRadio app, SoundCloud,
like a ton of places you can listen to it,
and I get it.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's convenient. It's all like in the same place that
you use your music streaming whatever. But in the meantime, yeah,
the podcast is still.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Available any workarounds.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Places that you can listen to it.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, whatever platform you listen to the podcast on, there's
gonna be a day where there's some kind of technical difficulty.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Glitch and just know this is just fy I.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Just know you can always go to the Woody Show
dot com the podcast that day's podcast will always be there.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It will always be on iheartradiowhere else for everybody that
has a Mac or PC or Android or whatever, the
woodieshow dot com if you really want to listen, but
immediate like, well, not gonna listen to the show anymore. Okay,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
It's that Easyeah.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
This is where this is where the crossroads was born. Yeah.
You know when you get people who all of a
sudden go off the deep end about something very simple. Okay,
it's like, I don't know, copyright whatever they put it
under the umbrella with the you know, the music stuff
they're having issue with. We're just trying to get some
clarification for them. That's been very difficult because, as you
can imagine, you're basically going back and forth in an
automated like bought customer service.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Truck thing and again, and these crappy comments were coming
in with less than an hour of it being off
the platform, right, like are you serious? Also when I said, hey,
you know, I'm trying to fix it. This is only
this is like one percent of their audience of our audience.
People do not like that because I'm like, dude, we're
on all these other platforms that a lot of people

(18:43):
listen to. Sure this and I get one. One percent
is still thousands of people. I get it. So we're
gonna hear about it. Yeah, but again, no one's trying.
But here's the thing, guys, no one's trying to screw you.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It's like when we do these contests and stuff and
people go, oh, to fix I don't care who wins
a contest, Like, if you're listening and you win, great, Yeah,
of course, I would like all the prizes just to
go to if every radio prize out there could go
to our listeners, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Great, that's great.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
As long as you listen. I don't care who wins.
That part does not matter to me. There's no conspiracy
about who wins a pair of concert tickets or a
trip on a Disney crew whatever we're given away. It
doesn't matter. There's no conspiracy. This is not that serious
to be that.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
We don't have that many friends that quickly it's like,
oh my god, yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
Are there humans that you can talk to? Like I've
never dealt with a social media I mean it's obviously
it's gotten less and less real.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
You know, like when these platforms for first launch, like
Instagram or Facebook or whatever. Yeah, right, you get interact
with people when you have a problem. But now it's
just like it's just all automated.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Because it seems like something you could just say to somebody,
Oh that's just a music bed, not a full song.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh okay, cool, issue cleared up.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Because like Meta says, it gets flagged automatically, right, you know,
And so it's not like there's a person reviewing if
somebody complained or somebody.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
There's literally millions of pieces of audio exactly. They seems
like it would be one conversation explanation. So uh, that's it, guys.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
That's the that's the big Spotify drama, the conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
The conspiracy Spotify.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Like that party. I gotta tell you just in general,
you know, I've always been a comments section guy for
news and stuff. And I told you the other day
that I'm watching and consuming less news. Yes, and it
makes you happier. And I think the reason because I
go to the comments. Yeah, every everything, happy, everything is
a conspiracy Number one. That's exhausting. Everything sometimes bad things

(20:44):
just happen, or sometimes you know something but whatever it is,
like I don't I can't even explain, like not just
bad things, but not everything is a conspiracy, not everything's
set up, not everything's fake, not everything's so that that
part gets really annoying, and just watching how just something
common sense, Like there was a story about some kid

(21:05):
he was in a car hauled ass flipped the car,
and then you know, the cops of course, came on
the scene and they arrested him. Like, well, he already
flipped and ruined his car, why you got to arrest
him too? What It's that kind of coming down on
the really weird side of a story. Yeah, and that
seems to be more normal than not normal.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Every once in a while you'd have some cuckoo nutjob
who would you know, have that type of thing. Now
it seems to be more the north. Everybody's rooting for
the bad guy. Yeah, I and I find that. I
find that annoying, and so I've stopped looking and doing
things as much as I used to.

Speaker 9 (21:43):
Yeah, now it is better, Great, You're right, Yeah, it's
less as better for sure.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I never look at it.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I honestly, also, I think a lot of that stuff
is fifty to fifty. I think people just kind of
throw comments out there because they're bored at home. They
want to just interact and mess with their anonymous They
don't truly leave that, but they're like, oh, this is
really gonna upset some people up. And I can now
this is my little chat room that I can go
back and forth with people all day. I don't really

(22:09):
have anything else going on in my life.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
And that's that's true, but it also carries over outside
of social media, Like you'll be in a conversation or
overhear a conversation people are having a legit conversation about
whatever it is and the conclusion they've come to or
the position they've taken. You're going, how did you get there?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, but like Mena said, like it's there's this I mean,
now they had to make a term for it because
it's so common engagement bait, Like how can I just
bait somebody?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
But even in the context of like you're at a
coffee shop with a friend and you're having this conversation
and they're going, can you believe they even arrested him
after that?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
But do you think you.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Believe that it, yes, because we see it a lot
where people they were just having fun.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Right, there's a lot of apologists in the world.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well whatever, who cared? Yeah, and they could have they
could have killed somebody. They were just having fun.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
You hate fun, right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Why Oh you're so triggered, right fun. Yeah, we're gonna
talk to Anne Chrissy and all Bigfoot aliens, you name it.
She was going off about it. We can, and she's
watching all these shows. Man, you'll you'll love it. Before
we talk to her.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Though.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
This paranormal investigator, I don't know who this is. I
don't watching this stuff, but for those of you who do,
Dan Rivera. Does that name sound familiar?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
No? No, but I know that he's involved with some
haunted doll or something like that.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yet no one for shows like most haunted places. I
don't know if you watch that. Well, he's died and
suddenly he was fifty four. He was doing this Devil's
on the Run tour featuring the infamous Annabel Doll. Oh yeah,
and his death happened during their stop in Pennsylvania, and
so it was like dundun. He was killed by ghost.

(23:46):
He was found unresponsive in his hotel room, and despite
efforts to revive him, he didn't make it. But you
gotta believe that a guy like this, this is how
he wanted to go out. Oh yeah, Haunted Doll Tour. Hi,
welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's the Wood show where we're

(24:09):
calling Aunt Chrissy. All right, she'll pick up real quick
and she'll start just talking. So I always had to
wait until we're backing on the air.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
Huh, hell.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Going on? Hi everyone, what's up?

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Not much?

Speaker 10 (24:30):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You know, just just doing a radio show. I was,
I was. I was telling everybody how when I was
hanging out and visiting with you, we had a conversation
and I did tell her by the way that I
was going to be bringing this up. So this should
be no surprise to anybody. Because as we're sitting there
and uh and we're talking, there were fireflies, lightning bugs

(24:52):
what everyone wanna call them, flying around, and my Aunt
Chrissy here was convinced. I believe that the lightning bug
was my grandfather, Grandpa saying reincarnated, and that he had
stopped by the back porch where Chrissy was hanging out

(25:12):
with us and wanted to hang out and yeah, it
was stopping by to visit.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's sweet.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
And I thought she was kidding him first, But then
as I sat there and kept talking to her, I
realized that, no, she's dead.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Serials.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Weren't there multiple fireflies, That's what I said. There always aren't.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
There was a particular one.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Oh, it was a specific one for you.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
He's a firefly, he's a cardinal.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Okay, Yeah, there's there's like a car a bird that
hangs out in yard from time to time, and.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
It's a spirit.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
It makes you feel comfortable, like when you see it
when somebody's past, you really miss him, you really love them.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Ye keeps you comfortfly.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
When I see a cardinal, I'm like, yeah, okay, old man.
And then sometimes I'm like, hey, what's up, old man?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Now?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
That's just now? Would he convince me that it wasn't?

Speaker 12 (26:04):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Tell me why? You just know that's it?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Because I don't believe that. I mean, I told Christy
a believer, I believe here's and I told Christy this too.
I believe that she believes that.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Okay, agreed, I.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Don't believe it. I believe that she believes.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yes, and whatever brings her that comfort, I know, this
is where SeaBASS typically disagrees.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
And dragon fly.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Anyway, so that's that's where this whole thing started. Anyway,
I'd like to welcome an Chrissy back to the show. Hey,
we haven't talked to you Chrissy on the air for
a while. We have a lot of new listeners since then.
We're on some new city since last time we had Chris.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
You know what, you just beat yourself now.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
My aunt Chrissy married to my uncle Tim, who is
my dad's brother little brother, and Aunt Chrissie has been around.
So how old was I when you first came part
of the family, Yeah, thirteen ish or whatever. But and
Chrisy has always been one of my favorites. She's as
fun as you can hear. She's usually drunk and or high.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
What time these days?

Speaker 10 (27:09):
Because I'm all of that right now because you used.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
To used to stay up a little bit later than
you do now now you're kind of like an early
to bed kind of girl. But so in the morning,
what time are you getting up? And what time is
your first beer these days?

Speaker 11 (27:22):
Usually about nine thirty?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
And then when when's your uh, when's your first hit?
Like you when do you start.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
Hitting the ball eleven.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
Beer like my coffee. Yeah, yeah, so Christy, and then
I crack a beer and then I start doing around
that and then how many game clean up the bathroom, laundry,
whatever takes. It's like your coffee.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
So how many how many beers a day?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You take? How many beers a day?

Speaker 11 (27:54):
The found them?

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Yeah, at least twelve to fifteen fifteen.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Pretty close. Well, she's you know, she's feet tall.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
Yeah, been around me.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
Yeah, much like you've bought the cases.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
There for what three days?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Much like fine wine with a good meal. I just
feel like beer and marijuana just go excellent together. It's
a good pairing. It's an awesome it's a good pairing.

Speaker 10 (28:20):
That's a nice smart well you know keys, Yeah together
you're smooth.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Also usually barefoot most of the time, almost all the time.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
And yeah, this is what she does. And she hangs
out the.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Back porch and she listens to her nickel back and
her kid rock, and and she enjoys her life.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
She says, she did what what you're you're saying. I'm
not I'm not stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I'm simple, yes, because.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
I don't know no better, right, I knew better?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
All right, So that's Uh, that's a little quick catch
up for those of you who are.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
Simple, because I don't know no better. I have no manners,
no etiquette, no makeup, no brow and the shoes. I
just just keep the sample.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, and well, when we have a new person on
the show since the last time Christy joined us as well,
and that would be Gina Grad who can't wait to
meet you in person.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
And Christy, you are my favorite like celebrity crush.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
Oh my god, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
And also, uh aunt Chrissy, your your favorite little man crush.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Sea Bass is here, little Nugget, Hey, Nugget's baby.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Nickel back at stur just this year.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
Nugget, can you take me? That's a road trip in
the back of your bike.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh yeah, you know what he bought, Christy? Have you
ever have you seen these Tesla cyber trucks. It's the
truck that Tesla makes.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
Is it like that book?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (29:44):
Yeah, yeah, like it landed?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Do you like those stupid Sea Bass bought one?

Speaker 11 (29:54):
Yeah, they're weird. Well, of course he would because they're weird,
and that is totally up his alley. He wants to
experience that.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, exactly, it's free experience.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
You love to experience everything in life.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Oh did you hear that? Like an older lady?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, there you go. Well, we got the product, Dormont.
We have my Aunt Chrissy on the line. We're gonna
take a quick break and then we'll come back. I
want to get into this other stuff that we talked about,
the other things that that you believe are out there,
because Menace is a big believer in this stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yes, as are a few other people.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
Dragon Baby.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
All right, welcome back everybody. Oh yeah, Aunt Chrissy is
on the line. And uh, we were talking just before
the break about my visit and I'm hanging out with
Aunt Chrissy sitting on the back on the back porch,
just talking about because I forget, I forget how it
came up, but we somehow got on the on the
topic of Bigfoot.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Now, you've been watching a lot of these shows.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
What are the shows that you're wanting to watch him
every night?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah? What do you watch? Which one is the State?

Speaker 11 (30:56):
When I go up to bed, the station is already on.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, But what are the shows specific? Like, what are they?

Speaker 11 (31:01):
Uh, Paranormal Lives here, there's a bunch of them. Yeah,
paranormal hospital, paranormal police.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Everything, all the show.

Speaker 13 (31:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Now, between all the paranormal stuff, whether you're talking about
like ghosts or.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Ghost adventures, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
But like ghosts, bigfoot, aliens, things like that, which one?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Which one do?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Would you say that you have the strongest belief in
that you think of all the stuff, if one of
those three things is going to be real? Which one is?
Do you think that has the best chance of being?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Like real spirits?

Speaker 10 (31:40):
Don't you ever.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Feel something in your house? Do to smell or there's
no reason for it, but you're thinking about.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
It, Greg all the time my former house.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
Especially skinwalkers.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
What's a skin walker?

Speaker 11 (31:58):
Branch?

Speaker 10 (31:59):
Yeah, what's Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, what's a skin walk what's that?

Speaker 11 (32:02):
Skin walker? They could shift for an a humans to animals.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Like shape shifter, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Shape shift there there you get?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, all right, all right?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
And then uh yeah, and then like the bigfoot you
believe in bigfoot?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yeah, but she hadn't seen one herself. You've never seen
yahbody else has?

Speaker 11 (32:25):
It's entertaining to watch.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
That is a That is a great question. Besides the firefly,
besides the firefly that you thought was my grandfather, Have
you ever seen anything like like Bigfoot or like an
actual ghost like alien?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, have you ever had like any kind of alien encounter?
Look at the liquor store.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
She doesn't go to the liquor store.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
Could I do that?

Speaker 11 (32:44):
When I don't go anywhere on my backyard?

Speaker 10 (32:51):
Watch the stuff?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Now, I drive by a cemetery every morning. I do
once in a while, see like some weird orb like
light things. It looks like, yeah, proof like clouds are
floating over the cemetery.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Very weird.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Well, see, I would say that with headlights or something
in your face because you were.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Too high, like you don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I wish I was going.

Speaker 11 (33:15):
Yeah, I do believe people do see it, but for
me personally, when I see it just triggers something in
your head about that person.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Now, when it comes to aliens, do you believe that
aliens have been living amongst us?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Or they just?

Speaker 10 (33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Are they here here?

Speaker 11 (33:38):
You think we're the alien?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
They think this is the planet.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I think they're confused.

Speaker 11 (33:45):
You cannot believe that we are the only species.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, I guess lizard people that transform into the hall.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
And let me stop right where she left off there,
because okay, I can. I can acknowledge that. Yes, I
do believe that. I'm not dumb to think that, like
this is the only rock out there that has you know,
some type of intel ball whatever. We are intelligent life, right,
but do we know about it? Are they here? That's

(34:13):
the part where I kind of yeah, I don't see that.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
I believe there.

Speaker 11 (34:17):
Are things that are unexplainable, Like I don't believe Bigfoot.
They said big butts a freaking alien.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Okay, yeah, that's stupid, but I mean I believe it's
I believe there is an explanation. Like when people say, oh,
I saw a UFO or I saw Bigfoot or whatever
whatever it would be. I believe there is a real
explanation and that's not really Bigfoot or a UFO because
you can't be explained.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, it can't be explained. You just don't know what
the explanation is.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Maybe it's like a military training thing, like the stupid
government with the blue eminem.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah I forgot and.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
They make you hide.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
What that, chrissy, Why don't you like blue M and m's.
I don't know it's a government.

Speaker 11 (35:04):
I don't know why it's in my head and I
can't get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh my gosh, anything I have no I have no
follow up.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
I can't explain it.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Just so I feel okay, aliens you believe are possibly
already here Bigfoot and maybe maybe not so much. What
about conspiracy theories? Let's get stuff that you know, people
talk about Keem trails, like there are planes flying across
the sky and they're uh dump stuff. Yeah, population or
whether whatever you want to call control. Do you believe

(35:39):
that stuff.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
To a point?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
What point?

Speaker 10 (35:44):
Because I kind of believe.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
I don't know if I'm understanding your question correctly.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
KEMP trails? Do you think the trail?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Do you think they're flying planes overhead and spraying the
population with cam from the planes to random stuff?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
And Chrissy, how many times have you been on an airplane?

Speaker 11 (35:58):
I know my back porch, I'm no area.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, on a airplane now like a handful of times.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
I couldn't even tell you where China is on the mask.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
What about some of the other conspiracies. Do you believe
that nine to eleven was a conspiracy? Did the mafia
killed JFK.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
He's buried.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Jimmy, Yeah, they buried together. So after you know, we
recently visited the area where GfK got shot. I'm like,
oh dude, yeah, I don't believe the conspiracy anymore. Maybe
that shot was just very good. Yeah, yeah, very direct. Yeah,

(36:42):
it was so much closer than I think.

Speaker 11 (36:44):
The government has offices and stuff inside of mountains. Yeah,
they're not factories. Did he call them?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, yeah, bunker kind of thing.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean they're inside of mountains.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I mean they use it for storage for stuff. If
God forbid, there's like a world war something.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
So why would five hundred cars underground and cheese? You're
right now, there's cheese somewhere.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
They got cheese away. Do you have pets?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Two cats?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Okay? So queen, Oh cute. Well, a lot of people
also believe in like pet mediumship and like you can
you know, like a medium will come in or a
psychic com and talk to you about like what your
animal was in a former life.

Speaker 10 (37:32):
That's stupid, it's supid.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
I didn't even watch on that. Okay, you know, like
you're not you're not talking. I get it. That's just
dog training medium, Okay, train you train your damn dog.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
In any other questions for Chrissy while we have her here,
how's that bird feeder that I got you and.

Speaker 11 (38:00):
Them because the black and gold is gonna hit the food. Yeah, steelers,
my little blue corners set up. You'll be you'll be
centered nice.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Well, uh, they have bird feeders now that have cameras
in them.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah you can watch.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, that would be good for you.

Speaker 11 (38:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Well well Christy, well, Christy, thank you, thank you so
much for taking a couple of minutes with us. We
just wanted to catch up and kind of.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I had to.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I have had everybody here here for themselves. What I
was trying to explain about our conversation on the on
the on the RCH and now I'm paranoid about Eminem's
Yeah me too. Well, you knew.

Speaker 11 (38:35):
Should have been years ago when I told.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
You, well, I had too many I forgot yea, I
will see.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
That's why, Christy.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Everybody, lady.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I will talk to you later. Bye. There she goes
at Chrissy. Oh boy. Oh yeah see, I told.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
You magical so much.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
There's there's no way she's real. I I assure you
you that is authentically her.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
She's only too real.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, oh she is very sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
I had no idea there were so many ghost shows, paranormal.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Hosp paranormal hospital, paranormal police.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
That's how long does your romance with aunt Christy go back?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
So for years?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
We met was seventy years.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Ago and she just fell head over heels.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
She thought he was so key I've been house her.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Wow. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break, get some
more Woody show for you. Next hang on show back
in the bed, and we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Wednesday morning. It's July
to sixteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That

(39:48):
is Greg Gordon. Hi, Woody Menace is right. Yeah, we
got here.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Hello, there you go.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
We got the Sea Bass. Sammy is here. Morgan's here,
take you new calls. Also, your text over to two
to ninety seventy could send those those over here to
the complete other side of the studio.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Get right side the studio.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
There's Gina grat she's got our trending news headlines.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Last night's MLB All Star Game was total chaos, but
in like a good way. After nine innings, it was
tied six to six, and since the league spiced things
up with that new tiebreaker, we got a little mini
home run derby to decide the winner.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Oh yeah, I was wondering because I heard it ended
in a home run derby. Now how did that happen?
Like a shootout?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Well, each team picked three guys to take three swings,
and whoever hit the most dingers took the w and
that's when Kyle Schwarber went three for three. So National
League wins, Schwarber grabs MVP. Fans go nuts. Also super
cool moment during the game, Clayton Kershaw was miked up
while pitching and literally asked John Smoltz what pitch to
throw next?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yea, what do you want Smoltze?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What do you want? Cut her in? Slider in? I
don't cutler gonna make a short? How about this splitty
break out?

Speaker 9 (40:59):
This is so weird talking to you guys.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, they were doing so funny. Was it for the
All Star Game? Maybe last year the year before? And
I forget who it was. Whoever was playing shortstop and
the ball was hit to him as they're talking to him,
hold on, hold on them on. So it makes this
throw you guys, and maybe got the guy out. It
was super casual, Oh, super casual, no effort, it was
it was really cool.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It was kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Oh and if you're wondering where guys like Shoeo Tani
and Aaron Judge were during the derby, they bounced.

Speaker 14 (41:27):
Yes, I was wondering that because when they were picking
the three guys to go, yeah, do the you think?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
It was like, where's Aani?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
But they didn't just.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Leave the game. They left the stadium.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah they were done. Oh no, yeah, they couldn't be bothered. Well,
on a bigger note, LLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said he's
open to letting players wrap their countries in the twenty
twenty eight Olympics, but that would mean shifting the calendar
a little bit, so maybe a longer All Star break
or starting the season earlier so the playoffs don't run
into winter.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
So yeah, they're telling people the flag football thing, they
can do the same thing, but they're not really going
to do it. What do you mean, because they don't
really want them to do it, but they're just saying, okay,
you can.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of
the NFL players who want to play in the Olympics
who will do it.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
No think I think the Olympics, but not like the
top guys.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I mean if it was, I mean, we think about
basketball and we send that basket Lebron so fun.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, I think for sure, like if Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Could go, you know, like a Golden Olympics playing flag football,
I would want to do it.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
I mean, I get that NFL doesn't want anyone getting hurt,
but this is a pretty big deal.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
I would think if you were an athlete, winning a
medal in the Olympics would be one of those things
like once in a lifetime type of opportunity that you
would do.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I think they'll do it. Yeah, I'm an athlete. I
would totally do it. But if I had a two
hundred million dollar contract that might get injured.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
And they made that they made that whole exception for
the World Baseball Classic, wherever the hell that was. I mean,
that was you know, disruptive, was it not.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I think they'll do like you said, like, I'm a
professional at the height of my powers, I want a
gold medal.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh robo ump.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
By the way, there was a challenge, Oh for three challenges. Oh,
there was one where it was called a ball. They challenged.
It turns out Boom strikeout. See it They got it right.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Though, Yeah, well the ump the computer got it right.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Correct al Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, they challenge it. They
went to robo ump. Robom said nope, that's a strike,
and then a strikeout.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
It was called a ball.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, roboump said nope, strike and then that was it.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Robo keeps you honest.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Well, the twenty twenty five Emmy noms are in and
my favorite show, Severns came in hot. It led the
Drama category with twenty seven nominations, and the big Drama
series nominees overall went to Severance, The Last of Us, White, Lotus, Paradise,
Slow Horses, and Or The Diplomat and The Pit and Over.
In comedy, Seth Rogan Show, The Studio tied the all

(43:55):
time record with twenty three nominations. Yeah, Other Stout Studio, Abbot, Elementary,
The Bear, Comedy, Hacks, Rag Hacks, Only Murders in the Building,
Shrinking What we do in the Shadows Yep, nobody wants
this and the Studio And for limited anthology series that
was Adolescence, Black Mirror, Dying for Sex, Monsters, The Lyle

(44:17):
and Eric Menendez story and the Penguins. So it's gonna
be a big night.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Did you not like severance?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
See, I didn't know there are twenty seven categories you
could get.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Okay, it's gonna be so all of a sudden, I
her like laughing over there.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Cinematography, you know, yeah, writing.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Catering exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Oh you know what I watched now that I've seen
the rehearsal, I wanted to go and watch Nathan for you.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, yeah, not a fan.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Is it too silly now that you've seen the rehearsals?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Just thought about flying?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
No, it's just like I was watching like the Pooh
uh Pooh ice cream the pizza eight minutes where it's free,
and I don't I don't know. It's like a bunch
of good concepts that I don't feel had enough of
a payoff.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Yeah, I think if you had watched it before the rehearsal,
but I think you're maybe the rehearsal so like it
has a lot of substance.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I think like they just bar superior. Just the way
that the frozen yogurt Pooh thing ended, he goes you
know what I was thinking, like maybe not that.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Was just done. Yeah, Like it just seemed to be
like there was all this.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Setup and then the executioner and it just ended just
because they need to go on to the next thing.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Have you seen the Chili suit yet?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I made it through the first two episodes of season one, Okay,
I was like, I don't know if this is from me.
I mean, I'll watch it some more. I do like him,
you know, and I love the awkward interaction stuff. I
know some people don't like candied camera type things and
some of the stuff that like Sea Bass will do,
Like I love all that stuff. So it's it's not
about that. It's just I felt it was kind of

(45:55):
I don't know, yeah where you know, you were watching
movie and it's pretty good but ends so weird. You like,
did they get to a point where like.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right, I guess.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
That's like every INNI movie ever credits. Yeah, right, like
out of nowhere Okay, credits.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
So that's that.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Well, some tragic news. This woman, Robin Kay. She worked
as a music supervisor for American Idol. She and her
husband were found shot to death at their place in California.
Investigators say it looks like a violent break in, window
broken blood at the door. The whole thing. Neighbors had
actually reported seeing someone jump over the fence a few
days earlier, but at the time police didn't find anything.

(46:33):
Now they're looking into weather that attempted break in and
double homicide are connected. They have a suspect. It's apparently
this twenty two year old dude who they think was
just there to rob them. So super sad and Attorney
General Pam Bondi says the Epstein investigation is over and
according to her, there's no foul play, there's no client list,

(46:54):
it's all good, guess, but the people are not happy
about this. Even the head of the FBI was apparently like, wait,
what so Trump's trying to calm everyone down by backing.
Bondi says, the whole thing is quote pretty boring. But
how speaker Mike Johnson let.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
People hear the will be the judge of that. Couldn't
make that determination, right, Yeah, what do we know that
they are keeping from us anything?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
You know, I mean, but like all the fancy you
know the manifest.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Right, who are all the people on the flight manifest
Lolita Express Because a lot of those names were were
a lot of those names redacted. Well, I see, I'm
not exactly sure either, but that was what I remember.
When they were first talking, it was who's on the
manifest you know, and then it.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Was like Stephen Hawking and a bunch of other people,
Bill Clinton, but there were some of the names, but
it wasn't all the names. If I'm if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
And that's how we know that ultimately both parties can
work together, and I think we should take the win,
like Clinton Trump, Like everybody's on the same page.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Also, like how does this guy become from a school
teacher to like, I don't know, billionaire, oh the wire,
you know, very powerful people just giving him free houses
and all kinds of weird stuff. He's a charmer, was Illuminati?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Maybe he's part of the team, right, Yeah, people still
talk about the Luminati menace. I haven't I feel like
I haven't heard anything about that.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Or like deep state shadow government now.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, but I'm saying, do people really still think the
Illuminati is a thing?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, in some form or no. It's just it's mostly
referred to as shadow government. Yeah, which is the same
thing as is it?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
So like the so like Beyonce is part of the
shadow government because everyone says she's part of the illuminati.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Uh again that I mean that has been used in
a while. I think my question Yeah, I think they're
saying shadow government.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Now it's just a new term.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Yeah, well freshened up the branding.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Yeah, I'm not saying that you're behind this, but I
would like your comment after this Firefest has been sold everybody.
Billy McFarlane, you know, you know him then? Now legendary
disaster that was Firefest. He was behind that all that.
He just sold the rights to the brand on the
eBay and the final price was just under two hundred
and fifty k, way lower than you wanted. Well, no

(49:11):
one knows exactly who bought it yet, but someone definitely
needs to check to see if it might be someone
in this.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Does he owe you money? Still Sea Best?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
They well, yeah, see here they refunded everything. I still
have a floating reservation that's not in Mexico that I'm
I'm pushing back.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
The hotel has been lovely. They said, oh, we'll push
it back three months, let us know if you can't
make it that week. Yeah, but you didn't book that
through him? No, no, no, but I did book it
when he promised it was going to be there, Yeah,
because he didn't know where it was going to be.
Now is this resort nice enough that you would go
there otherwise?

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Oh yeah, festival or not. So you'll use it?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, I mean I think so. I mean it's Cancun.
Can't go wrong, no way.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Yeah, this was Trademark Socials promo material. The whole cringe
package is now gone to a mystery buyer, so maybe
they'll go to the next one.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Probably some crypto person. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
And finally, here is one for the Star Wars fans.
The actual Darth Vader lightsaber used in the Empire strike
Back and Return of the Jedi is going up for auction.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It's Joe time.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
The estimated price tag is somewhere between anybody want to
guess what the estimated price tag is?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Uh, three hundred thousand, okay.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Going to be a million?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Million, million, It's at least a million. What was it
between two and four million dollars we were talking about, right,
and that was way less cool some sort of Mars
rock oh right, Oh yeah, yeah, and that was millions.
I would say, man, because.

Speaker 14 (50:35):
That's I mean, that's so of these crazy Star Wars
fans have money. Yeah, they spend a lot on this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Three million, Well, you're very close between one and three,
so you know, around two they're thinking, now it's Joe, time.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Of our one quid, gregs British.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
In Space before it's the auction block. In September, Sabers
doing a little press tour around a few cities. So
do you have a dream of owning a piece galactic history?
Now's your chance and you're just gonna need a few million.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
And we're gonna have rich On Tech on the show
tomorrow morning. And he was just some Disney thing and
he's bored.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
You you might have you might have seen this. He
had this I want to call it a real lightsaber.
But when you hit the button or whatever it is,
it comes and it comes.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
All the way up.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
And I'm not sure exactly how did something rise up
out of the actual lightsaber or is it projecting some
kind of light beam? But it looked super realistic, and
I'm thinking, man, yeah, no, it's something the Star Wars
freak out about that or something like, yeah, did you
see any of that board?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
I did see that from what I've heard is that
those are going to be sold at Disney parks in
the near future.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That's something that they're actually working on to sell themselves.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
They're not gonna make any money of that. I mean
it looked really cool. Yeah, like, oh god, just as
well as the lightsaber did.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Well, that's what's going on when.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I thank you very much, Gina Grads the Woody Show.
So a guy in Florida who shot and killed a
man and a woman outside of a bar as part
of an attempted revenge killing was put.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Down like a dog yesterday. What's up?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Not drawn and quartered or fed the gators? How I
would have preferred, but lethal injection. But still, now here's
the thing. Convicted in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
So thirty years.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
That's a win for him.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, but he is the eighth person executed in Florida
this year, with a ninth schedule later on this month.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
What's up the good work, Florida. Would you ever be
one of the witnesses?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yes, you would.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
Oh, I'd hit the switch. I mean I fully believe
in it, but I could not want to in the.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Gallery, especially if I was you know, remember the victims family.
Oh absolutely, but the injection one would be boring.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
It's like watching someone fall as whatever it's satisfying, would
ask for your money.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Entertaining, it's not about it's not about watching somebody die.
It's about knowing what they did and now and now
they're done. Agreed, But it could be way more entertaining.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Speaking of which, Greg, if you've been watching the newest
Squid game season, uh.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Well, okay, it's not a big spoiler. But as you
might imagine, there's certain games where people die, right.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Of course, and one of the games.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Specifically involves you either kill or be killed, which is
that happened in season once is not a spoiler if
you had to choose kill or be killed, like, but
now you both have a chance to you can defend yourself,
of course. But let's say, for instance, that's there's six
people in this room. Three of us have the opportunity
to gray up let's say a knife. Either the three
had opportunity to not grab the knife, right.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
I mean I would have to kill instead of be
killed my choice. You'd become a murderer, correct, And.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
The other way, at least you can you know, it's
self defense. If you the guy comes after you and
you disarm him, and like, I'd rather be murder.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I'd rather be broken up with than do the breaking up. Like,
I'd rather not have that guilt on my contract.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
So go ahead and options. If your option is kill
or be killed, you could both have to kill.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
But I'm saying you either get the knife or you
don't get the knifef you'd become a active murderer or
a self defenser.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Live with them.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Oh yeah, seas the U let me ask you a
question you had an am I too old for this?
And Greg, what's the update on the scooter because you're
still considering?

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Greg Great asked us a question a week or two ago,
saying he was considering buying one of those electric scooters.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Right, he seems to be cool. It was a horrible idea.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
But I'm seeing them more and more, and I'm talking
about the ones with the I think they're called pneumatic tires,
like the big puffy kind of tires. Yeah, And I'm
seeing people without helmet's riding them, and I think.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I just saw a guy broke his ankle on one
the other day.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Hey, some have helmet laws for motorcycle riders. In other words,
don't like Pennsylvania does not have a.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Helmet loss so you don't see the guy without the hill.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Doesn't mean it's.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
Smart, right, But the day I asked you guys about it,
you would convinced me not to do it, And then
I kind of waffled.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Later that same night, I think I still might do it. Well,
think the thing is, you know, with your age or
even even my age, if you do get injured, like
the recovery is not as good as when you're in
your twenties.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah, if you have a back injury, a head injury,
God forbid, is it.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Worth it to zip around?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I mean if we're going straight to injury.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, we all know.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
What are you going to use it for? Like, what's
the purpose of it? I mean literally just tooling around
just for fun?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yeah, we told you to google electric bike at least
a little bit better. But the reason I want this
is you can just throw it in the car very easily.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
But just to tool around, Like if if there was
a purpose to it, like you needed from point A
to point B for some reason, I don't even know
what I mean that would be. But but I mean,
is there a purpose for an electric bike?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Just to ride around? Well, the difference. The difference is
bike tires are this big in diameter and then the
scooter ones or this, So when you hit even a
small little divot or a little pothole, that's where you
go flying, and that's where you get there head injury.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That's why he's getting the nice one with a nice
shocks and.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Stuff, exactly coffee tires.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
There'd be a compromise three tires, like.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Because it's still that front wheel hits like some kind.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Of Yeah, there's injuries on those.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
We're looking to at this wrong for it, Go for it.
It will be great show content. Yeah, and I'm not
going to be doing forty an hour anything. Yeah, well yeah,
why not. I have a similar thought, greg. I saw
there's a new mini e bike from the people who
make like Ego. They make like wead whackers and you
know lawnmowers are all electric flowers and stuff. Yeah, it
just came out with a mini bike. It looks pretty rad.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
What's what's the company?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
E Go Ego Plus it's a good name.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Look up Ego.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
After bikes like mowers, they you could use the same
batteries and all the same all these different products, you know, power.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Washers, Oh my god, Sea bass, that's what.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
You're looking at.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
That or one of those little mini wheels, like the
one wheel unicycle things.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, so the.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Seat looks really mean, why is the seat so?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Wait? Is the big body one or forty looking one?
Let me see, I didn't know they had two different versions.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
It's like you see those little school those little mini
bike gangs to their chin. Yeah, I like it. And
why anybody's ever intimidated by those little mini bike gangs,
I don't understand. It's like we were talking about people
that freak out about like, oh a goose is chasing
after me that because.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
There's fifteen of them and they have and they're they're
no good use that's why. But these are these are
dorks on mini bikes.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
They are many.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
This looks awesome. How could that not be fun?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
And it goes like what thirty miles an hour or
twenty eight miles an hour, which is not you know,
that's you could hurt yourself, of course, but eight hundred bucks,
yes's also that's ace Hardware also realized that I literally
just gave one of these away to charity or sold
one for charity earlier this year. The scooter that I sold.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Oh yeah, that was not working though.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Well I told you in Another place that has a
lot of these scooters and bikes is best Buy now. Also,
an additional battery pack is twelve hundred bucks. Are you
a member of Costco still, Greg? Or yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Let lapse still?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Remember they still once in a while they'll have scooters
in there. Really, but yeah, check you out best Buy.
Here's my finger.

Speaker 7 (58:27):
I don't think you'll use it that much because they
look they are super fun. I've begun reusing them them
rental scoots. Uh and those things have no shocks, those
those cracks line scooters. Yeah, yeah, because you can run
them with uber.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Now. Now, what if you hit a patch of sand
or something? Would that make you slip and fall? Yeah?
Possibly if you're a badass.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
Yeah, if you're not a bad ass. I used to
ride motorcycles, so I think I can handle a scooter.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
So Greg is a badass.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Can't handle it. Here's here's the thing. I just know
that Greg will not wear a helmet. No, yeah, So
because of that, that's why otherwise wear a lot of
jacket for your road if you were if you were
going to wear a helmet, and man, I know as
a gen x er. It feels weird to be so
pro helmet looking helmet that'd that'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (59:19):
You get the ones with the turned up baseball capstyle lid,
like those dorks in Orange County.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, but I mean it just doesn't seem worth it
if you know you're going to be just tooling around
not wearing the helmet on. You know, I don't know, well, you.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Take risks just walking out in public doing that playing piece.
I knew dude that tripped off a curb and broke
his ankle. Yeah, but just do the helmet. I don't know.
So why you wouldn't do the.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Helmet because it's darky.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
So is a scooter.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Cup if we're being honest, I mean to a certain degree,
so is an adult on a scooter that it's true,
same as an adult on a BMX bike.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
True.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
This is why I asked if I'm too old for
this and not too old? Answer is probably yes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I think here you're too old to not be responsible
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Right, That's a good way to look at it. Or
we'll just get rascals. We'll just all get mobility scooters.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Here's a helmet Withcadier's great fun.

Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
I saw a helmet the other day Badass Motorcycle, and
it was a Pikachu helmet like. Oh dope, like a
Pikachu like soft covering that made it look like an
ass one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
That's BB eight. I'll let you wear that one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Oh cool, Star Wars cool. It was Batman Helmet's great.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
But there's another thing I thought that I never had
grown up, would be I would never do it now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
A trampoline. I've always wanted what can you imagine, greg,
how insightly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
In your yard?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
It would be horrendous. And I did almost break my
nose on a trampoline one, So I would never do it.
But I think, Godore, they are.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Ye trampoline parks?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Are you going to get like a slipping slide next?
Are you just reliving childhood?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
No? I never. I was never a fan of that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Oh I love that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I had a neighbor that got dropped from their homeowners
insurance because they did one of those drone buys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Have you heard about these? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
So the insurance companies now will they because they they
can't come on your property, but they'll fly a drone
over your property and they'll check out what you got
going on. And they had a trampoline for the kids
in the backyard, and they dropped them because of the
liability they hadn't disclosed and they had a trampoline in
the yard. I heard about people they dropped them getting
dropped the insurance.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
With these drone buys. If they have a pool but
it got drained and it hadn't been refilled.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Or covered, or they put some kind of like a
diving rock, diving board slide of some kind, and you, uh, well, yeah,
because people will get around because you can't have a
diving board. So what they'll do is they have like
some kind of raised what looks like natural, like like
a rock boulder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Of right, they'll make like a little cliff too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
But then people people end up getting dropped from their
insurance because they're flying drones over and checking out how
they're how they're keeping things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
And that makes me parked scooter in the back of Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Wait, who's this cool guy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven, will be right back next.
Comically Large, It's disgusting The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
A woman in the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
News Texas cheeks in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
She tried to kill her ex husband who's now engaged
to somebody else. Okay, bat'll do it. Try to kill
them with feanyl laced chocolates.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
And according to the cops, her plan was to disguise
the chocolates as a honeymoon gift from a fake travel agency,
elaborate it, you know, congratulate him on his recent engagement.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Nice, very polite.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
She was caught by an undercover.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
They did a sting and she was trying to believe
what she thought was fandel in a hotel parking lot,
and then she was going to inject the fentanyl into
the chocolates.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
And then yeah, also in that way, you don't automatically
die from fedanyl. People still just get high from it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Was used for legitimate purposes, not just illicit drugs, right,
medically it's used. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
I just don't know what to believe because you see
in the news like, oh, if you touch it, you're dead. Yeah,
you know. Or but then there's people like in the
street smoking it all day, So what's really I will
bet you a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
One thousand dollars. She watches the show Yellow Jackets because
they do that all that. Oh really, yeah, they inject
yep right into the chocolate with a syringe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
And why would you just all of a sudden be like, oh,
we got this box of chocolates from this traveler. Just see,
I don't have any dealings with.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Hell don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
When they arrested her, they also had they found some
meth on her too. The ex husband says he's not
surprised by any of it, because he'd even set up
these decoy mannequins and security cameras around his house because
of her past threats.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Decoy mannaquin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking like Kevin Mcalliston at home, right, Michael,
why aren't you eating your chocolate?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Cram cram mannequin? Dang it, he got me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
He has nothing says you made a mistake and we
should be together forever. Yeah, like these crazy things that
people do, Like, dude, this person doesn't like, have some
respect for her. This person doesn't want to be with
you anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Right, and you're dead.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
You're a woman.

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
You can find somebody else right now, you know, Like
maybe the ex husband couldn't have she will.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
But like these people will get so crazy and they
do all these dumb things, like you are so pathetic,
have some respect for yourself. This person's telling you they
don't want to be with you anymore, and he got remarried,
move on. He's crazy things that people do to try
to win the other person back. They create these big,

(01:05:04):
you know, elaborate schemes, right, and it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Golden opportunity for her to go through her slut face, right,
you know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
And then those were the day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Some bitches be so crazy that they think, like, how
dare anyone would leave me? And that's when they want
to exact their revenge, so she might be a maniaccent again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
The breakup rule just to remind everybody. I know a
lot of people have found it helpful. For every year
you've been together, you get one day to feel sorry
for yourself and more in the relationship. Been together for
three years, you get.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Three days three days after three years.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Yeah, it's a one day per year. No, it's plenty
of time because then after that you have some respect
for yourself and you move on and you go, you
know what, I'm not going to invest any more emotional
energy into this person, into that whoser who doesn't want
to be with me, and you move on.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
I understand I would be forced for them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
She's a compromise with.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
A week a week.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
I'm not saying you're over it by then, but it's
a fake it until you make it thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Oh, I see, you are allowed to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Be sad, depress and carry on and cry to your
friends for three days and then after that there's no
more of that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
You could still be hurt, but you force yourself to
move on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Okay, fake it till you make it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
If friends don't want to hear about.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
No more emotional energy into this person who does not
want to be with you anymore, or were you decided
for legitimate reasons, I'm sure you cannot be with us
going forward. If you've been together for less than a year,
I will allow you to round up to one day.
That's really nice, and then you get one day and
then you got to move on. Have some respect for yourself.
This is about you, and have a respect for your
own self.

Speaker 9 (01:06:31):
It'd be way harder to do that if you got ghosted,
because then you don't have closure. Oh why did they
not get back to me?

Speaker 14 (01:06:39):
But I mean ghosting after three years would be witness protection.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
The ghosting.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
You're not when somebody ghosts you.

Speaker 14 (01:06:48):
You are in it long enough to like be that
and invested.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah, seven seven four, Woodie, this is non.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Appreciate your time, Thank you for
being here checking out the show. Wooding, Greg manis, Gina Grant, Hi,
Seve Bass is here. We got Sammy Morgan is here
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can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven coming up this hour.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
What he showed taste drive.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
We're trying before you buy some of these Walmart exclusives.
Menace is fascinated by these most the time, he said, Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
He's just picking up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Yeah, anything he sees, he said, you know, we can't
get anywhere else. He'll he'll bring in. We'll try and
let you know if it's worth going. Checking out. Yeah,
Sea Bass had brought in. Was the Selena Selina Oreos,
Yes Gomez Warrior.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Those are good. Yeah joints.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Yeah, Now I would have never tried those. Otherwise, Why
would I buy Selena Gomez Oreos? You would money in
her wallet?

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, I just wouldn't see him be like, oh my god,
girl must have it. But no, this would for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Those were really good though, you know, I never know.
It could be your new favorite stack that we tell
you about today here on the Wood Show. Some food
news coming up here in a second. I do want
to ask it around the room. Has anybody tried the
new spicy mcmuffins at McDonald's yet? And are they makes
spicy do we know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Lepanoos?

Speaker 12 (01:08:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Yeah, spicy pepper sauce. Let's see spicy McMuffin. Yeah, looking
and see what they have in there. It's a spicy
it's a spicy sausage patty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
But I don't know what they are they Yeah, that's
that's it's just a sauce. It is lean Canadian bacon,
American cheese and spicy pepper sauce. So yeah, it's like
a little orange ranchy, probably slightly he that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Doesn't seem like a good idea before like nine a M.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Yeah, I really want to flat coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Yeah, strap In told it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Like tabasco and your eggs or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
No, yeah, I mean yeah, it's not that hot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
I don't trust adults. You can't swim or out of bike. Yeah,
And I always think it's weird when I see people
putting ketchup on eggs, like scrambled eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Oh, I always I'll do that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Yeah, hot sauce so good, both.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
All ketchup on eggs absolutely not adult.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
No delicious, and an omelet too, like you put it
on top of the omelet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
On the side. Doesn't it overpower the flavor of Nature's cream?

Speaker 9 (01:09:23):
Though, I will pick a meal based solely on ketchup, Like,
what can I have ketchups?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I'm perfectly bouncing, You're not like submerging it. Yeah, yeah,
it's delicious. Food News.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Dominoes their fan favorite nine ninety nine deals back through
August seventh, and let you pile on any toppings, any sauce,
any crust, no regrets for or any added charge as well,
because Yeah. Rachel's Sweet Buffalo, Spencer's Garlic palm bananza, Hannah's
Alfredo veggie melt. Those are the three secret menu p

(01:10:00):
they have no secret super secrets. Rachel has pepperoni, bacon, pineapple,
and hot buffalo sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
On a New York style crust, too much.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
The spencer Uh has banana, peppers and sausage over a
garlic palm bas Hannah keeps things creamy with green and
creamy and green Alfredo sauce, spinach, feta, and then more veggies.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Okay, so you can try those. Now. Are these names
He's like friends or who's Rachel Spencer and Hannah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Rachel Domino?

Speaker 12 (01:10:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I think those are just made up names, you guys. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
By the Papa John's and other pizza news, they added
the chacaroni pizza to the permanent menu.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
There's only one correct pizza, you know, crust order at Domino's.
By the way, there's only one correct when everyone else
is wrong. It's got to be the thin crust. Yeah,
thens Dominoes is the best. Otherwise I'm out disagree.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
So good. I haven't had Dominoes in a really long time,
and I know that they even revamped it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
And I'm not an anti chain pizza guy, but the
chain pizza stuff is in a pinch or when I
need something really quick because typically the other places take
a little.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Bit longer, at least an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, right, really quick is Little Caesar's Right here we go? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
These are the fast food chains with the fastest drive throughs. Menace,
because I know how much you hate to wait. He
needs to eat immediately, get on with my life. Yeah, so, uh,
the fastest drive throughs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
See if they're lying. Yeah, I see, based on Jesus
blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
I've never heard of this place, So Doku Bliss, what
the hell have you heard of that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
There? Forty states? Who have I never heard of this place?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I haven't either, So.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Joke s u d o k u sudoku Bliss.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
That restaurants, I mean, there's a this doesn't make any.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Senseku Bliss on the app store A challenging Yeah, that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Can't be right.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Oh that's okay, sonku Bliss is the company who does
the Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
That that makes that makes more sense this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Thing potentially I still still who's written crazy? Yeah? I
never heard of that restaurant. Okay, there's a drive through
called nerd Wallet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
All right, so Chick fil A that is the fastest
drive through even though the line looks crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Don't worry intimidated.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
We'll talk about why that is. Because they got the
guy outside with the little thing, and I hate that
because I want to look at whole menu, but you
don't know what you want? Tell oh yeah, yeah no,
because I don't know what I want and they might
have a new item I want to try.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Yep, that I like a menu.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
They have a menu, they'll give you the menu.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
It's a little flip over crap thing that I don't know.
Then you're put on the clock.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Exactly, Okay. McDonald's second know whether they get the order
right or not, that's a completely different story. He's the
one by my house. Man, I don't know if they've
gotten an order right in ten years. Really, every single time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
It happened to me, they handed me someone else's bag.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Every single dude, the one by my house, I don't
I don't have this problem with any other McDonald's. It's
just the one closest to my house. I'm batting a thousand.
I never have issues a moment. I don't know what's
going on there. I've told you a million times about
this place. There's always something missing, or the item is
in there is wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
You're one hundred percent right. I've been to the one
by your house and it was a happy meal, and
they got two things wrong in the heavy no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Comfort because normally wood he shops at all the magical
places I know, right, always in stock he deserves Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
And then the slowest wingstop, but that I don't really always.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Be waiting stop. Yeah, you just go fine, that's not fair.
But they have twenty two hundred locations. Yeah, they do.
Love stop Rule. Is there any one near us? Rules?

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Pulvers? Second slowest churches Chicken third?

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Oh yeah churches man, yeah, get yeah, there's one like
eight minutes from here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
What are the what are the items? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
What kind of items are we talking about from Walmart
that you have for us to do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Well? Is it great Gory's birthday? I don't know, because
we have some ice cream for exclusive ice cream might
might be one of his favorite brands. Oh yeah, and
then all fires also we have all these things right
Dryers also we have some everywhere Sodi to try, because

(01:14:49):
the Sodi brand has been branching out and trying different flavors,
and I think I found a flavor that everybody will like. Okay, yeah,
now delightful.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
I thought Dryers was the knockoff Briars that you got
all these.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I thought Briars was the regional like this Briars is
there's still two different ice creams. Sure Briers is the national,
I believe mean brand.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
I believes as well.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
There was one time I was at grocery outlet got
ice cream, thinking it was Dryers, and then I got
home and I looked at it more closely and it
was dry Out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah. Okay, so Dryers is far superior. Dryers is West
and Texas, Eddies or Eat is East, Midwest and South. Yeah,
same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Briars is not the same.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Friars is like I don't know chalk water, but we did,
we did, I mean years ago. I forget what we
and we.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Dryers was far super but they're both just regular grocery stores.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
I always look now, if I'm buying ice cream, I
wanted where it says ice cream, not ice deserve. That
stuff doesn't melt because it has to have a certain
percentage of actual cream in it in order to qualify
as ice cream. Otherwise you do get that kind of
ice milk, chalky garbage stuff. How about this, Briars was

(01:16:12):
founded in eighteen sixty six.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Oh, that doesn't mean Dryers. It's just some ripoff. They
were founded in nineteen o six by a guy named Dryer.
Neither of them were lying or trying to copy the
other one. Yeah, well, I mean it's kind of like
uh oreos.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
And then hyd Everybody thought that Hydrox was the ripoff
of Oreo, but no, hydrox has been around longer than
longer than Oreo.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
The Oreo definitely improved the products.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I mean, is there a hydroxyleness?

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
This is like when people talk about, like, you know,
the iPod wasn't the first digital music player. They just
made it better and became the go to xerox. It's
not called, you know, make it a xerox copy xerox
or go go go, grab me a Kleenex.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Or a band aid. Yeah, yeah right, and adhesive stressed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Since you brought up orios, I wasn't going to bring
it to the table, but just maybe as a side.
Have we ever tried the peanut butter flavor? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought so. That's why out of the mix. But
if you still want them to have them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Don't I don't see them at every store. Like there's
one grocery store in my house that has them, and
then the other one never has them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yeah, and then there's all I try to get a
hold of it. But there was like a kind of
like a peanut butter and jelly one and then a
berry one that's coming back. Don't have it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Well, we got to what you show taste drive some
Walmart exclusive items.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
And I have a Walmart ice cream announcement. Oh and
a Walmart ice cream you heard it, folks exclusive, That's right.
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what menace?
This could be the easiest question you've ever had. Smart
is not important to me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what you
don't retain any value in that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
You guys.

Speaker 12 (01:17:59):
Show?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
All right, Well, time for another world famous Woodies show
Taste Drive. Yes, we tried before you buy money tight,
you know, for a lot of people. And you know,
I've been talking about price of groceries and stuff. You
don't have, just money to be thrown around and trying
a bunch of different things.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
I want ice cream sandwiches, but I want to make
sure it's my time.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
Yeah, should I invest in these Fat Boys exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Yeah? Well I'm happy you said that, Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Yeah, Well, we have some Walmart exclusive items here and
this Taste drive.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
And the first item is what menace? I say we
dip into the Fat Boys, Greg, you only had the
Vanilla Fat Boys, And I told you, dude, there's so
many flavors out there. I might have found a new
favorite now that boy ice cream sandwiches. Now let's are heaven.
Let go with the one which might be a new favorite,

(01:18:56):
which is the one with the sprinkles. This one is
the Fat Boy ice Cream sandwich pop birthday cake, and
check out this It has has also like a smooth
white frosting and crunchy party sprinkles. So like the frosting
and the sprinkles are on the cookie part. Obviously, it's

(01:19:17):
very creamy, very birthday cake.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
That's that's very fat Boy, very The Fat Boy ice
cream is very creamy. It's so superior.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
It's a pink ice cream. I don't think it's strawberry. Yeah,
but it's so good. I love this sprinkle. This is
got natures cream all up in it, all right, it's
pretty good in cake form pop pop like. It has
a it comes on a stick.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
It's almost like magic shell.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
So it's it's easier to shovel because you don't have
to get a spoon. Fantastic. Now this next one next
fat Boy like chur It is churro and I do
love the outside. I love the cookie part of it,
but I think might have a little too much ice cream.
They say on the label it's a generous portion of

(01:20:04):
ice cream that's possible to make it. I think it
takes away from the delicious cooking. I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
I don't agree. Yeah, m that's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
In both these cases, the sandwich part of the ice
cream sandwich, the bread quote unquote is so soft and chewy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
The flavor of the churro cookie part of the Fat
Boy churro ice cream sandwich is delicious. They nail the flavor,
they nail the consistency because like sometimes when you bite
into one of these ice cream sandwich or cookie sandwiches
chip which whatever you want to call them, either the
cookie is too crunchy, too hard, and the ice cream

(01:20:45):
spits out the sides, or the ice cream is rock
solid and you can't get through this because of the
high cream content like it has. Just I think everything
is just right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Aver of ice cream. It makes a little bit more proportionate.
I think it would be absolutely perfect. But I think
I got no. I agree with Greg how much ice
cream for me.

Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
Every ice cream sandwich maker in the world should go out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Of business because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
It's so good. If you ever any other brand, you're insane.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
I'm going to say something, and I have a feeling
everyone's going to disagree with me. Is it possible that
it's just a little too sweet?

Speaker 14 (01:21:22):
I agree, okay, like caramel in it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
That's the part that I failed to mention. There is
some caramel in the middle now of the ice cream, yea,
I think, which that's probably what you got to and
then it's just straight caramel. Caramel. Yeah, I'm saying caramel.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
As a joke, but yeah, because you would, you know,
maybe drizzle some caramel on top of absolutely like Truro
and so it all works together.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I got no, I got no problem. Did you like better? Sure? Yeah,
they're both tremendous because I like the softness of Fat Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
I give I give the Churo one a ten. Yeah, absolutely,
I give that one a ten. The Birthday Cake one,
I'll give a seven point five.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Yeah, I give the ten.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
And the seven point five is mostly because of the
creaminess of the ice cream, which that you carry it
most of the time.

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
And the cake one is is it good? Of course,
but it's not what you expect from the Fat Boy.
I expect the softness. I like the song New Addiction.
I still like the og the best. Yeah, they're all good,
all right, Which everyone's availed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I did try the chocolate fudge, and I thought that
one was a little not like, not soft as I
expected it to be. Yeah, all right, yeah, plus no problem.
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
What did showed taste drive Walmart exclusives next one minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Now, I've been complaining a lot about soda prices. I
don't know what is going on, but it's like one
thousand dollars to get a soda box. But uh, Sprite.
I did mention before when we were talking about Sprite,
how they've gone off into these different flavors. Now Woody
Ura jumped and tried the tea that I mentioned plus tea.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Yeah, you think it would be okay, you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Know what it tastes like. It tastes like and somebody
had mentioned this when we brought it up. It does
taste like lippt In brisk, Yeah, which if you've had
you know that flavor, but carbonated. It's a carbonated lipt
In brisk. Okay, Well they bad. Yeah, I've yet to
find the zero sugar one though. The only one I
can ever find is the fully loaded one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Well, this one is fully loaded. It does come in
zero sugar, but this one is Sprite tropical mix. It's
a refreshing lemon lime flavor with a perfect mix of
tropical strawberry and pineapple flavors.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Let's see, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Typically I'm not a big fan of fruit soda. Yeah,
this tastes like little kids would love it. Yeah, I
am a little kid, and I do.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Love it, almost like a kind of candy aftertaste.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Yeah, I mean I wish I had the zero. It's
a little perfume. Yeah yeah, Now if you mix this
with like a vodka were cooking, if you use it
as a mixer, yeah that'd be great. Yes, I can't
imagine just cracking one open and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Now it's to you. It's very perfume, perfume. I love it.

Speaker 14 (01:24:15):
It tastes like it already is a mixer, just without
the alcohol, like if you did like a raspberry vodka
in your sprite.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Now I squirt the soda squirt. Yeah that's delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
But I like it as a mixer just to drink
it by itself too much. Good, it's gonna burn a hole.
Zero squirt now I have seen that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Yeah, yep, it's good. This one. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Sat I agree with everybody here. It's it's too much
in the floral artificial taste department.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna give this one a three
out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, three out of ten, I'd give it, maybe even
at two.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
I give it a three if it was mixed with alcohol.
But yeah, by itself is no no way now.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
Yeah, and speaking of soda prices, manas I got a
two leader of Diet Sam's Club.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Whatever. That garbage is not stuff, So I took it
all right? Oh yeah, yeah, the knockoff stuff still cheap.
But the regular doctor Flavor or whatever what is it
called Mountain Thunder, Doctor Flavor, Nurse Pepper, Yeah, yeah, that's
still cheap. But kids don't know the difference. Like a
Coca Cola dude, Oh my god, it is like eight

(01:25:18):
bucks for a twelve pass.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
When you're still buying the mini cans.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Right, I do buy the mini cans, but depending on
the price, I'll go with the larger can, just like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
The mini cans are always more expensive than why the
bigger cans?

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Why? Which doesn't make any sense, not no math.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
My wife insists I'm buying the little can because she
will never She'll have like four SIPs out of something
and then that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
That's me too.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
It's it's so incongruous of me to get the mini perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
For the amount that I want. It is not the
larger can. I'll drink it, but then the rest just
gets warm by the time I finish it, and then
I don't want it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
And then I because it takes hours from drink of coke,
can cumber something I'm with.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
I'm with SODA's things like thats the way that menaces
with food, Like I just drink. I think way too
fast is drink it and so maybe that's what because
it can forget it, I have to get like the
whatever the twenty ounce bottle? Yeah, uh huh, dude, you
loaded like twenty five of them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I was shaking the fridge right now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I know the mini are like three SIPs, that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
I love it too. That's not all you need, that's
all you need.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Let's say they greg these are the people the same.
Oh it's too rich exactly, it's too sweet and we
couldn't need a whole oreo.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
It's too good? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Do you have another item for h what do you
show taste straw?

Speaker 12 (01:26:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
I had those peanut butter oreos, but we already cracked
those up in the backgrounds. This has been around for
a while. Sammy brought to the table because she doesn't
chop at walmart Yees Trader Joe's.

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
Yeah, they're yeah patio chips.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Okay, we're gonna find out, so it's take the break. Well, uh,
we'll think we're gonna get more of those oreos too.
The peanut butter oreos are really good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Yeah, amazing you carefrobably spilled some soda on the ones
on the edge. They have another one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
There are two different peanut butter flavored oreos if I'm
remembering correctly. There was like a fudge peanut butter which.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Is not as good. Yeah, it's like, uh, peanut butter
fudge pot Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think that would be right.
You would think this is just straight up and it's like, eh,
it's not as good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
These are really good. Just the straight oreo peanut butter flavor.
Those are those are the good ones. Those are the
good ones. Yeah, but definitely I think the leader out
of the pack of what we just tried was the
the Churro Fat Boy ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Get it today, Yeah, Turro.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Fat Boy sandwich Birthday cake fat boy sandwich and then
garbage soda.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Number three.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
Man sent me. You sent me a video. You were
at a place like an airport or something and they
had fat boys.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Yeah, for free. Oh my god. Yeah, there's a company
called arrow Jet. And then I used them to fly
and then at the little airport that I landed in,
they had free fat boys. He sent me a video.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Yeah, Greg, I just went to an open house and
they were giving away fat boys.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Really, that's how you do an open house.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Yeah yeah, all right, quick break, we'll come back and
then we'll try whatever. This thing that Samy found from
Trader Joe's these chips, all right, patio chips.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
He puts the G in Garcia. So call sports with
Jeff Garcia. One, Jeff G.

Speaker 13 (01:28:10):
Good morning, where are you? Good morning, squad. Let's go
and start with the MLB All Star Game. It was
actually pretty good this year. The game was tied six
to six, and for the first time, they went to
a swing off, which is essentially an abbreviated home run.
Derby and the Phillies Kyle Schwarber ended it quickly swing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Off trash look Out chop house and the National League
wins it in the first swing off.

Speaker 8 (01:28:33):
Some Dodger notes from the All Star Game.

Speaker 13 (01:28:35):
Otani got a hit in a run, scored Kershaw and
what could be his final All Star Game Phase two
batters and struck out one and then got a standing ovation.

Speaker 8 (01:28:43):
The sb's are tonight.

Speaker 13 (01:28:45):
Dodgers are up for Best Team, Best MLB Player, Otani
and Freddie Freeman, and Otani is also up for Best
Male Athlete onto the WNBA Sparks won last night.

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
Kelsey Plumb had twenty points.

Speaker 13 (01:28:56):
Shall also be in the w NBA All Star Games
three point Contest this weekend, which should be good.

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
And since we're talking w NB A former NFL.

Speaker 13 (01:29:05):
Quarterback and now sports analyst, RG three has been gas
lighting Angel Rees for months, right and Shack has had enough.

Speaker 12 (01:29:14):
Speaking of man, RG three tweeting tweet another monkey post
about my girl Angeury some punch in your face. Okay,
it's enough, Like I don't usually do stuff like this,
but just stop it. Bro, You got your job, you
got your podcast. Leave my Angel Rees alone. I'm the
one called her and telling Lee not to respond and
stop it.

Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
That was Shack on his podcast.

Speaker 13 (01:29:33):
I'm gonna tell you something, RG three, You do not
want to see Shack in a fight, so you better
back up and stop gas lighting for clicks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
I'm JEFFG.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
And that's your SoCal sports all right, Jeff, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
I don't care what Shack says. Angel Reese's garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
He's gonna punch you good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
I'll get a nice little payout of that for sure.
But yeah, I mean I saw, honestly, like from all
the internet clips, I did agree. But if you actually
look at the numbers, she isn't bad.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Oh she gets a lot of rebounds.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
You know why. She rebounds her own miss, But like
the true numbers. Yeah, it's a lot better than what
the Internet makes you believe.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
It's the league in bricks air balls. Yeah, she's She's amazing.
I can't wait to I can't wait to see your
life sometime, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, please Shack punch me right in the face. Please.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
I do like Shaq, although I don't know if I
need a Shaq Epson printer or a Shacaroni pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
All right, show Taste Drive the show, and we have
one more item. What it showed.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Taste Drive just tuning in and you're looking for a
good ice cream treatments brought in a couple the Fat
Boy ice cream sandwich flavors at at Walmart. Yeah, one's
birthday cake, the other one's chus so good, as my
son would say, Liddy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I forgot to share some Walmart ice cream news. Now,
you know, we put were put onto Better Goods thanks
to our friend at rich On Tech and Better Goods products,
and we'd love the pizzas and they have so many
other ones. But apparently they have some new ice cream
flavors that they're coming out under the Better Goods brand
and they'll be sending them to the studio very shortly. Okay,

(01:31:30):
I'd like to try that now. Sammy is a Trader
Joe's aholic. Yes, do you go to any other store
besides Trader.

Speaker 14 (01:31:37):
Joe's or do you just p you know, I'll go
to Target for like toilet paper and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
But yeah, food from Trader Got how embarrassing. Right. They're
called patio chips.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
Yeah, they're called patio potato chips.

Speaker 14 (01:31:50):
And what it is is a mixed bag of different chips.
So it has salt and vinegar, and it has dill
ketchup and barbecue flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 14 (01:32:00):
So yeah, it's all in one bag and these I
guess we're kind of a thing like a few years ago,
kind of went viral on TikTok and then the factory
had a fire so you couldn't get them anymore, and
they're really only during like the summer season at Trader Joe's.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
And they are now back, so people are very excited
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
But how brilliant is that rebranding? Like, oh, here's our
half broken chips, Let's put them all together and make
it a new thing. Like that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
They do that with the cereal that the Kelsey Brothers
were promoting, like three different cereals.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Yeah they did. Yeah, Like, well you get like ot
a brewery or something. Yeah, a Burger vinegar ones though
neither overpowering, you know, and I like vinegar, but that's
why you get them in a mixed grape.

Speaker 6 (01:32:44):
Yeah right, you don't know what when you're about to
eat in the mix.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
I honestly never even really tried the oil the vinegar
chips until I was an adult. And I'll tell you why,
because when I was a kid, everybody had called them
douche chips EO.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, and for whatever reason, it's like, yep, not trying that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Was like like, oh you want those douche chips? Like no,
not now, bro, I was like, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 14 (01:33:14):
Yeah, the flavors are like because it's not really separate.
I mean they are somewhere different, but you'll get a
jill taste on the barbecue and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Yeah, you should take a few at a time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
So the standard flavored chips, I would say, let's see
sour cream and onion number one, yeah, barbecue number two,
and then yeah, then there's just like a standard like
the kettle chips.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Oh those are great.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Yeah, I mean there's a billion different flavors I'm saying,
but all the standard like maybe maybe like a like
a cheddar.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Cheese that's number two, Like a cheddar cheese chip would
be number three. Then the regular old.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Yeah, dead last dead regular, but not a big you know,
I'm not a big chip guy to begin with.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
So oh yeah, yeah these are these are worth the investment.

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
Yeah that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Nice, nice, Fine, Sammy, there's your what do you show?
Food news? Taste drive all that you know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
I'll keep me updated on all the big things happen
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I have another piece of food news in your Oh
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
KFC has a new item on the menu, the offering
fried pickles. I support this with an eight piece order,
and they're also having a digital deal on so it's
like able to free bucket on us. Okay, so if
you order more than fifteen dollars of food online or
the app, you can you can pick between getting a

(01:34:37):
free eight piece bucket or free chicken tenders. Both the
fried pickles and the digital deal are only available for
a limited time. They're at kate FC.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
So the first uh time ever tried it? Is this
still around that Fritz restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Fritz restaurant Fritz Oh noo, there's a place in Saint
Louis called fitz.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Fit Did we just have an earthquakes?

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
And anyway, so yeah, you can try with the pickle
chips all right?

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
Yeah? And also wait, we don't do the double down anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Right? Oh no, unfortunately, I wish they did. I wish
they did. I'm sure he could on your own. But
now all we're going to get a quick break more
what he showed.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Next time it's show if you know what I'm saying, right,
welcome back, everybody. We got the entertainment stuff here in
a second, it's July the sixteenth. It's Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, I love you. Yeah. On the on the food tip,
National hot Dog Day is today.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
Yes, National corn Fritter Day, National Cherry Day, National Personal
Chef Day, Perfect chef swoop. We were supposed to have
him in then he got busy and so like, I
don't know if we're going to get to him this
month because I think he's recently I know, but like
mom was telling well for the month of July, but

(01:36:01):
the Vaughan was telling me that he's going to be
out of town, so I'll just catch you when he
gets back.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
There's a person who canna handle food.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Yeah, well on board today is Guinea Pig Appreciation Day.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Oh, shout out to guineas Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
So guinea inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
What wow?

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
I've never heard guinea as a as a slur.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
No, yeah, I have a guinea Oh I know that one.
Yeah yeah, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Well it's still it's still you can still not get
fired for saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
No, yeah, you can still say. We still say guinea
and wop all day other ones.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Yeah, not so much.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
We all learned to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
I was referring to guinea pig thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right, menace. Yes, what is happening in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Well, there's a lot of movies gonna in the works
right now, and one of them is Night at the Museum,
Like for how many of the Yeah, well there's gonna
I guess they're gonna reboot it because I think the
main character is no longer with us. Yeah, Robin Williams. Yeah,
but the Originals they made back in the day about

(01:37:12):
four hundred I mean sorry, five hundred and forty million dollars,
So in today's money, that's probably like a billion dollars.
Also in the works, Donkey Kong, the movie probably kind
of got already with ricket Ralphs.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
I feel like you did that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
See recket Ralph was one of those movies that when
I saw the trailer for and I heard about it,
I'm like, man, this looks stupid, and I washed it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
I'm like, oh, it was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Yeah, I did so fun Because my kids were really
little at that point, that was the kind of stuff
that it was good to keep their attention a little
more towards adults. Yeah, definitely, but could watch it, Like
Greg would hate it, but.

Speaker 9 (01:37:49):
I don't even have to see it to know it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
That's what I thought. That's what I'm saying. That's what
I thought. I thought I'd hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
It's a very tongue in cheek for adults.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Kid. Moving on, Jelly Roll and Logan Paul. They're going
to be at SummerSlam this year. Also Logan Paul. He
has a podcast called Impulsive. Who doesn't have a podcast,
but he's He's been doing it for quite a long time.
It's not anything new, but apparently it's going to expand
into the WWE world that they have announced that they

(01:38:18):
are doing a partnership together to produce online content about WWE.
Are you guys ready for SummerSlam?

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
I have to get ready.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Yeah, shout out to SummerSlam. It's it's super fun to attend.
It's a it's a big deal. Now Mindy Kaylin, she
has two children. We don't know who the baby daddy is. Well,
people have speculated that he was the baby daddy for
a number of years. Now people are speculating that Mindy

(01:38:51):
Kaylen is finally doing a soft launch about bj and
her being together by doing some Instagram photos of them together. Now,
I met Bjay at a food festival. He's part of
a food festival called Chain, which is awesome. It's about
uh it's a food festival involving chained restaurants. But then
they like enhanced fest. Yeah, they enhanced the menus. Mindy

(01:39:16):
was not there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Yeah, and I thought he was dating some like playwright
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
I don't know. There was like half his age or
I don't know. People have been speculating that Mindy and
him are actually together when weren't they like confirmed together though, well, I.

Speaker 14 (01:39:30):
Mean they like before yes, and then they were like
on again, off again, and then they were like, no,
we're just really good friends. But they were still always
sort of seeming like they were dating, even though they
were saying that they weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Who cares, Yeah, exactly. You want to hear they keep that.
Do you want to hear a depressing stat Yeah? Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Over one inten adults know more about famous celebrities than
their own loved ones. Oh yeah, were saying, yeah, only
twenty nine percent know who their mom first dated, even
I fewer know about their dad's early relationships. Thirty four percent,
though could correctly name like whoever that you name a celebrity,
like whoever that is like they can tell you all

(01:40:05):
about they're a complete dating life or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I wouldn't want to know who my person.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
I don't I don't like I don't know who my
dad tell me of the day. I'm going to this
part of the of the of the stats as far
as like what you know because it's about their you know,
oh who they did? They're okay, but I'm saying, uh,
you know anything about them, you know every little detail
about their life, and yet when it comes to your
own family, get fed that information.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
That's a specific you don't keep telling your family. You
don't know your family. Yeah, I wouldn't say one in
ten probably five and ten.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Maybe Also that night a little fun fact that when
I met bj Novak, I also met what's that guy
that you had like some admire Yeah, you have some
secial dream about him, Sammy, he just made out. Yeah,
oh in your dream dream you woke.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Up to her.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Yeah, I recorded. I know, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
I recorded a.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Video with him, except to Sammy and Sammy. I saved
that video for some reason. Watch it every night. No,
I'm just rolling my eyes a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
His right eye looks again, look at it's both showed
Doctor Greg both eyes are bloodshot. I just looked in
his eyes, guys, Yeah, and I got a little boner.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
But then I also those are really read. Yeah, I
am said, all right, how about this royal uhban biographer
who follows the royal family? Your favorite woddy? Oh yeah,
my favorite topic. He says that Prince William believes Megan
Markle just sought out, sought out Harry so she can

(01:41:38):
he could be a stepping stone into fame and fortune. Yes,
and the Queen felt the same way allegedly. But I
don't know if you saw this. I I'm sure what
have you been following this as well? That Harry has
been in some public interviews lately saying that he wants
to reconcile with his family. I'm sure he does. I've

(01:41:58):
made a horrible mistake.

Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
I made a huge mistake, because what's his life now,
hanging out with that rag all day?

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
That sucks, the useless rag.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Yeah, the useless rag. All right. Also, uh oh, we
talked about this Tom Brady hanging out with Sylvia Vergara
and then wood he kind of mentioned, oh she might
be you know, a little long in the tooth, A
little long in the tooth. For him, and apparently what
he wasn't the only one saying it. They alleged that
Tom was saying it. But then Tom's representative had to

(01:42:26):
come out and say Tom never said that she was
too old for him too, saying, wow, he's like, you
don't have said next to her. You don't need anybody
to come out and tell you that. Officially.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
It's like saying that anything over the age of twenty
five is too old for Leonardo DiCaprio. Well know, yeah,
that's just that's just how that goes. Yeah, all right,
thank you very much. Ben, It's no problem, all right
for the birthdays and your birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Go show this shiverarday. We're going it's shiverard We're gonna
sit page. It's shiver Day and you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Starting with d celebrities, Happy birthday to Will Ferrell, who
is fifty eight years old today, Riff, Guess whose birthday
is today? Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Who's and seven? Uh? Corey Feldman's birthday? Oh Mary, let's
go our.

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
Friend unless some until someone's sabotaged. We got snaked by
someone we thought was supposed to be helping them.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Dude has a big birthday bash coming up. New album
or song at least.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Corey Feldman is fifty four. Former Cowboy and Dolphins coach
Jimmy Johnson is eighty two. Jimmy Phoebe Kates from Fast
Time to Richemont High also Gremlins, is sixty two years
old today. Luke Kemmings, the lead singer of five Seconds
of Summer, is twenty nine. Annelyin McCord, who was on
the CW's version of nine O two one oh. Also

(01:43:44):
Nip Tuck on FX, is thirty eight. And Stuart Copeland,
the drummer for the Police who keeps that steady one
hundred and seventeen beats per minute for every breath you take.
He is seventy three years old today. Good nice, John Stewart.
Your porn of birthday today is kiat Near. I met her,
did you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
She's actually a big deal these days and today's birthday. Girl,
she's been stretched further than a college student's budget. Eight
and seventeen fine films, including one of Sea Bass's childhood favorites,
homeschooled anal whores.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
That's what the first one I ever saw a whore? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
That was his sex ad, you know, Yeah, check it out.
No Holes barred Volume one. She was in pole dancing
with your personal shaft. Also, no dildo's in the office
please Volume one. Sorry, and her personal gone with the wind.
Kiara Noor stretches her ass in preparation for destruction.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
For destruction.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Yeah, that's a Kiara Noor who's thirty one years old today, right.

Speaker 7 (01:44:50):
You know you'd hate her Amazon wish list. It's full
of like framed and mounted bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Eels And.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
She's thirty one years old today. And that's your porn
of birthday, your slebrity birthdays. And that is a Wednesday
morning look at what's happening around the world of entertainment
here on the Woodi Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Favuila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
All right, we're gonna wrap up, get out here Wednesday morning,
donezo Bye. Thanks to my aunt Chrissy, the Pride of
Dormontes or check it in with us. And Chrissy was
on the show for a round of do you buy it?
Talking to aliens in Bigfoot and you know all this
stuff that Menace likes to just chat up.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Your worldy hi or not.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
I mean, it's just a conversation he loves to have. Also,
let me ask you, am I too old for this?
He asked the question, Greg, you know, continues to try
to figure out if you should get this scooter, the
electric scooter.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
I'm still pondering it. That and more on the.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Wednesday podcast Just hit up the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Coming up for you?

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Tomorrow on a pre Friday, We're gonna talk to our
friend Rich Demurro rich on Tech Ritchie. He was talking
about a lot of Android stuff because he went to
that Android event, right, so maybe se mass yeah right, yeah,
big Android fan as most losers are, you know, Yeah, No.
Richdmiro actually had a really good suggestion some good tech

(01:46:11):
buys after Amazon Prime Week. A couple of things that
he posted that I didn't know that you could back
up your iPhone to like a USB drive. Yeah, directly
from the phone. So you just plug like a USB
like a USBC right into the battle line would be
a USBC right at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
You just back up all your photos boom right there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
It makes sense that you could do that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Just never thought of it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
But I always forgured you need like a computer or
cloud backup or something. But Rich on Tech Tomorrow, that
and more. Thursday, here on the Woody Show. All right,
Greg Gory party, words of wisdom please.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Yeah, rock Bottom builds character, but so does denial. Rock
Bottom builds character. I'm not getting well.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Just ponder that today.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Well yeah, I'll put it. I'll put in the chat
ebt and tell them to explain it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
All right, all right, thank you very much, great Gorge,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have
a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.