FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 17th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this cretion is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning, and it's a pre Friday,
it's Thursday morning. It's July the seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
And look at that. Another day with no jury duty.
Oh wow, miracle. I gotta I gotta be free and
clear by now.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah you think so.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
They're not going to call you into one day? Right,
It could happen. I mean it could have very rare.
But at this point my fingers are crossed. Yeah, how
about is that you much rather be at work?

Speaker 6 (01:12):
I know? Agreed?

Speaker 7 (01:13):
Than it's no, you don't want to serve your community?

Speaker 8 (01:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
No, sure, Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank
you for being here giving us some of your time today.
My name is what that is? Greg Gory Menace, Good
morning to you. What there is Gina? Gret Sea Bass
is here?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
We've got Sammy, our associate producer is Morgan, our video
producer Vaughn. We got Bort and Menji are production folks
holding things down? The Woody Show production department. Phones are
open for you at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Now, even if I do get called
in tomorrow for Jewy jury duty, I'm not going. Yeah,

(01:54):
no you can, because I scheduled the colonoscopy before I
even got jury duty, decided I was going to take
my chance. Is hoping that either I wouldn't be called
down or that by the time Friday rolled around that
they would have already dismissed me.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yeah, it happened.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I mean, the chance of my going down there and
then them keeping me for a jury. We we do
everything besides a segment on the show called hang Them High. Yeah,
like I am not the person they want on the jury.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I think the last time I got the notice, I
called three times and then after three they said, all right,
you're good. Yeah. I don't know how if it's like
that with everybody, because I'm.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Supposed to I'm supposed to call back again tonight after
six pm for tomorrow, Yeah, to find out about to
find out about Friday. But later on today is when
I got to start the prep for the colonoscopy. Here
we go and then tomorrow morning seven thirty.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Then you get your reward.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Tomorrow morning seven thirty is the actual colonoscy. Although I
got to wake up at four point thirty to do
the second round of the preps drink, which I the
last time I did it, it was just one big, giant
like hug or three gallon size. It felt like I
might as well have like a fifty five gallon drum
that you had to drink of. This like chalky like

(03:11):
water is starkly different.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Now.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, now these things are just these two little things
I'm supposed to drink, and then each one followed by
forty ounces of some type of beverage.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, clear liquid, oh, coke zero?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Oh no, I don't think so. I don't think they
like carbonation either, doesn't That part doesn't matter because they
said soda is fine, really nothing red oh yeah red,
And then no food with seeds things like that.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, clear liquid diet.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
The the day.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
But then they said with any of the you have
to be able to see the light of a light
bulb through the through whatever you're drinking. Milkshake, Yeah, no milkshakes.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
Unfortunately, they already fantasized about your after koy meal.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
No, because most of the time I'm not eating until
later in the day anyway. So it's not like a
big like I'm I believe it or not, on my size,
I don't. I don't eat a ton certainly, I'm not
throughout the day. Like when we have all these things
in here, for like you know, the WOODI show Taste
Drive as an example, you know those when we get
different things in here, I'll eat that stuff while it's around.

(04:21):
Uh well, I I'll wake up in the morning and
if I have anything on the way in, I'll have
one of those like a little kind of like a
protein kind of meal bar type of thing.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Uh No, it's it's not that bad.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I forget the brand, but I remember Tony Horton looked
at it and he's like, oh, because this isn't bad.
So yeah, so I stuck with that if I'm gonna
have anything, and then I don't have anything else throughout
the morning until usually dinner time. That's crazy, and my
wife does those like hello fresh meals. No usually I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, you'll eat like maybe a banana because I'm going
right from here to you know, to flight school, and
I'm not eating that.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
And then when I'm done with that. I'm home, and
it's like we're gonna beating. You would think it's she is.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
She's secretly putting like fruit dose cornser up in there.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
To keep.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
In mind, since since January, I went from two hundred
and seventy three pounds. Now I'm down at two forty eight.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Okay, yeah, so right way, yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'll go on the right way anyway. Today on the show,
we'll talk to Rich Demurro Rich on tech. All the
trending news headlines coming up for you two, and the
entertainment stuff. Got the birthday's got the porn of birthday
all on the way here on the Woody Show. Told
her with the phones and the text and all that stuff.
Oh yeah, So Greg's still trying to figure out about
this the scooter. If he's going to buy the scooter. Yeah,

(05:37):
you know, Seabats wants to buy the little mini bike
thing now.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Now, one thing that Greg did buy, We've heard about
it a couple of times. He did buy that grill. Yeah,
and uh, now I don't know what it is. Maybe
he's just refocused because now Greg Greg says, ever since
he got this new grill, what is something that he
has never been able to make on his own properly steaks.
Steaks exactly said nailing steaks. Now I'm doing better. I

(06:02):
must be the grill.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
It's got to be.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
It's gotta be right.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I mean, did you did you change anything about uh
using different cuts? You're doing a different uh you know?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Surprise, well surprisingly I did see. I don't really know
all the steak cuts. I usually only do ribby, but
I did one. That one there was I guess it's
chuck maybe or anyway. It was just like, yeah, garbage
cut or garbage cut. That one turned out awesome. And
then I did a ribi because I was practicing on

(06:32):
the cheap one, and I mega overcooked it. It was
like I thought I was even under cooking it because
I like my steak borderline raw.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Don't you have a thermometer?

Speaker 6 (06:42):
I do, but I don't use it, use it. I
ball it and I mega overcooked it. It sucked and
I hate to waste.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Rabbi, do you give it to your precious baby? I
thought you said it was just.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
I've been nailing them except for I finally at the
ribbi because I've been rehearsing. It's a practice and.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's the one I f up.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah, stupid rabbi. But yeah, the grill rules and what
do you would appreciate it? I'm grilling more also because
you don't mess up your kitchen.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Oh you can't have your house looked like it's been
lived in it all right, it's so convenient. Now a
purchase that Menace is considering. We were talking about you know,
Greg and his uh his scooter Dreamer c Bass and
his mini bike dream was e Pro or you know.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
E shop that's like the brand that lows you for
all their electroc I think.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
I think my leaf blower is that brand, right, you go, yep, yep, ye,
you can just take that battery out put it in.
You can't, you can't. But Menace is considering buying something.
You know, he's gotten so into the whole like race
car thing, a race card, No, that would be awesome. No,
a sim racing machine, but dude, they the sim racing

(08:04):
setup where you you know, you're feel like, yeah, you
feel like you're actually in a car right and racing.
But they're so freaking expensive. Like you can get the
ones where there's different versions.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Yeah, the version where you just sit there and you
don't feel anything, basically the vibration. Yeah, if you want
like the full simulator where it feels like you're the.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Seat moves and everything.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Seat paid, Yeah, sane.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
How much is how much is that one moves and stuff?

Speaker 7 (08:30):
The cheapest one I've seen for the seat cheap is
about three thousand dollars three.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, but I way cheaper than I thought. I thought
you were gonna say sixty thousand. Yeah, but I don't
know how good it is.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
But I've seen them go up to sixty five thousand
to two hundred and fifty five thousand, and I'm like,
by that point, just buy a Ferrari, Like, why would
you get this simulator for that?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
You can't go racing around?

Speaker 7 (08:58):
I know, you can't like check out getting tracks and.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Stuff into it, or do you just sit in front
of a screen.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
You get into it that has a seat, okay, yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Everything is the same and then you're kind of surrounded
by They do the same for flight simulators.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
I would have thought more than three grand too. Yeah,
well that's just for that's just for the seat.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Flight simulators are super expensive.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I bet, Yeah, what would come out first?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
What would you do with it? I'm saying like, do
you eventually want to drive actual race cars that I
don't know if I wanted to basically just be like
a big video game Sea, it's.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
A big video game off with one game. No, you
can play different tracks. Yeah, you can play different tracks,
different vehicles, but just still still still just yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Just driving a car.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Yeah, I'm not you know, the world of warcraft, but yeah,
I think that would be super fun. But again, like
it's such a huge investment, and then what about if
I get bored with it. I don't know, if you sell it,
you could sell it. But there's a lot of sim
racing experiences out there, like different venues that you could
go to to like try this kind of stuff. So

(10:10):
I think maybe I'll do that before Yeah, just buy
one and put it in my house.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I looked into or looking into the flight simulator thing. Yeah,
and the purpose for that would be because I am practicing. Yeah,
I am buying the plane right right, so I'm gonna
have the plane. It would be a simulator and it's
the same cockpit as, the same flight deck, all that.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Stuff you take up an entire room base.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
No, no, no, no, they have a couple of different
versions now there are some that are really big and
they do take up a pretty decent amount of space.
There's other ones that are more like almost like a
desktop version. And because the whole purpose of this for
me would be like once you have the plane, you
want to go fly somewhere where you haven't been before.
The way that the simulators worked out, it's pretty cool.
You could set it up like say I want to

(10:52):
fly from here to Denver, never flown to Denver before.
You can make that flight through the simulator. But also
there is a like real time air traffic control through
the headset. So like you you practice h you know,
going through different airspaces, your approach to the different airport
because all the frequency changes you got to do so

(11:13):
that you're really familiar with the flow of the flight.
Also the layout of the airport, like once you land,
where to taxi or what. You can put any airport
in there that that's actually a good idea. You put
any airport in there that you want. But also you
can you could practice on your instrument flying for example,
and it does a certain number of hours of it
counts towards what they call your You have to have
like a it's called currency meaning that you stay current

(11:36):
with your you know, uh, your rating, your instrument rating
or your pilot's license. You have to make certain number
of landings every ninety days type of thing to stay
current with the FAA.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
You can do it on the simulators.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, but you can do it through the stimulator so
that you know you're not doing this for the first
time in a plane at thousands of feet and whatever
they air.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, so I thought I thought that would be pretty interesting.
I mean, it's hell a nerdy they have, like simulators, Yeah, simulators.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
I like it because it's like, oh, I want to
you know, I want to type up Monaco the same
racetrack that you know, the F one drivers just did.
I can try it myself and be super fun.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Again, so much money do you ever?

Speaker 10 (12:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Are like?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
But dude, you've spent How does everybody have so much money?
Everybody doesn't think about some of the shoes that you've bought.
I know, what's the most you've ever ever spent on
a pair of shoes, Like when you're really into the
whole shoe game for a while there.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Yeah, I think probably seven hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Seven hundred and fifty bucks so for three pairs of shoes,
you would have like this bracing simulator.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
Yeah right, yeah, essentially, But I don't really do large
purchases like that. Am you and I are talking about it?
I thought we agreed to it. I thought we were
going to fly to Dubai.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, just for the experience that and that is certainly
more than three thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
You get ten simulators and.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
That would be that would be over and there'd be
nothing else after, like after two days, we would just
be able to say, hey, look we did this and
have a couple of pictures on our phone. At least
with the simulator, you would have that there and you
would get an extended amount of joy from like weeks, months,
years later. True, I'm trying to talk you into it.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
The resell value on that is what this simulator not?

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Not great?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
It's hard to brag about that. You could brag about
your trip to Dubai for the rest of your life. Yeah, like,
oh I've been there.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
But not everything's for bragging. Some things are just because
you like it.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I likes though on my life.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Yeah, on hearts they give me yes, Yes, that's that's
what I'm Oh my god, Please don't the the thing
with the trips though, those are things I am willing
to spend money on versus the shoes these days.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the shoes.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
The shoes makes sense, But you're so into the whole
racing thing right now.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yeah, I love it, and the experience is there. Those
aren't cheap.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
I'm also thinking like maybe they'll get him to stay
home a little bit, you know, like take a load off,
you know, like just hang out, enjoy your house.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
That's true, nightmare?

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Why at this point he should live in his car?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
He's well, that's what I say.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
I yeah, I'm I swear. I've been thinking about it
for almost a year now, of just going back to
an apartment and then renting out my house because I
don't need it at home. Yeah, there don't want to
be home, you.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
And your stimulator.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Where's your wife?

Speaker 7 (14:19):
She's come up with me, she goes places and stuff. Yeah,
but is she cool to just yeah, she doesn't want
to be home either.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
She'd rather want to I know, right, What can I do? Greg?

Speaker 5 (14:34):
And I have thought about, like, what's the most low
level crime, non felony?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
You won't go to jail.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, but you can just have house, right, you know.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
That's what I like, though, emotionally invested in my home
so I can. Yeah, I'm just rent it, out sell
it whatever.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Who cans, I'm just rented it. Hold on to Now
is not the time to sell your house.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I did hear though, Like you know, for Gina, I
was listening to some experts just recently, and they said,
probably the time to buy, uh, is gonna be six
months from now. It's gonna be a great time to buy.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
That's also when people try to time the market, catch
a falling knife, so to spin that.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
These guys are pretty successful.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Well, I mean, eventually they will drop the interest rate,
and that's what they're like.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I have a friend that he's like, I swear, I
know it's gonna go. It's gonna go to two percent. Okay, sweet, Okay,
now you're onto something.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I don't think it's gonna go.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Their prediction, they say the market is gonna be ripping
six months from now. Yeah, to buy or sell, to sell,
to buy to everything, like for everything, the economy, everything,
everybody wins.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
And they're not poor.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
It's gonna rip.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Not poor, guys.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
We three we are into another new hour in sets
activity Training for a politically correct World. It's a pre
Friday's Thursday Morning.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Good.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah, it's July to seventeenth, twenty twenty five. One of
that's great gory high Wood. We got Menace, Juli grad
Is here, Seabasses here, we got Sammy Morgan has taken
to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie is the
phone number for you like to call in. You can
set us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Rich Demiro rich on Tech is going to join.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Us this hour.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Guitar our Tech update from him. Shane Gillis hosted the SPS.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, a lot of people talking about it.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I've only seen Shane Gillis and clips online really yeah,
like doing like kill Tony or you know, on Bert's
cooking podcast whatever you know.

Speaker 11 (16:47):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
I've never seen a stand up and I really want
to watch it.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
I have.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I find myself liking him.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
More and more.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I have friends that are hardcore, like they'll go sit
in the back just to see him perform.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
So I want to one a birch and Shane was
a surprise guest and people just lost it.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I mean, it's so good it's him, it's Tony Hinchcliff,
it's these guys. Because I told you a thousand times
my favorite comedy is like, the more inappropriate, the better.
I don't care if it's racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic,
equal opportunity, it doesn't matter what it is. Like, the
more inappropriate is the funnier I find it.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Well, he's your guy.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Oh yeah, but he has a TV show called Tires
that's on Netflix. Yeah, that is so funny.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
It's good two seasons.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, I didn't watch the SBS. I have some clips
from Shane Gillis, and he's getting kind of mixed reviews.
There are people who thought it was really great, but
then there was like a bunch of Shane Gillis type jokes.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Oh really, because I've seen a lot of.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Positive there is, there is a lot of positive, but they're,
you know, based on some of the jokes that he made.
Of course, there are people who are taking yeah, yeah,
here's here's a couple of clips.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Hee couldn't make it tonight, man. I hope his interpreter
didn't bet that he was going to be here. All
is a once in a generation talent. No one's been
able to do what he does at so many positions.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Pitcher, hitter and Bookie.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Hey, Bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend
before bedtime.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Shouldar ray Leonards here?

Speaker 13 (18:23):
Ell?

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah, shouldar ray?

Speaker 14 (18:25):
You're the man?

Speaker 4 (18:25):
But what in ten years, Jake Paul is going to
try to knock you out, So.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Take it easy.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I thought the Belichick joke was funny. Here's one that
they got some groans and people are like, oh, that's
an appropriate out.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Joe Rogan actually wanted me to be here to host
this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver
because Joe thinks he's an alien, and Donald Trump wanted
me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the
same reason.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
It's an alien joke.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
We were bowed up there, dude, shut up.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
You don't have to do that. It was fine.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I didn't write it. Actually, there was supposed to be
an Epstein joke here, but as it got deleted, must
have probably deleted itself, right, probably never existed. Actually, let's
move on as a country and ignore that.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, he made some Caitlyn Clark.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Clark, she and I have a lot in common. We're
both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a bunch
of threes. When Caitlyn Clark retires from the w NBA,
she's going to work at a waffle house so she
can continue doing what she loves most fist fighting black women.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, he crushed it.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
And then somebody put together like it was like a
like a super cut of the groaners these. Ok, so
obviously there was the alien one that got a the
Caitlin Clark waffle house one. I've seen a couple of
people do a couple of little write ups on now
here's here's the super cut of the groaners.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Megan Rpino could not make it tonight nice. Now we're
gonna pretend she's a good time all right. Simone Biles
is four foot eight and has seven gold medals.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
She's short and has a lot of gold.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
When she's not competing, she leads a quiet life at
the base.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Of a rainbow.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
So it's a leprikaan joke.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
If you tell Simona riddle and she can't answer it,
she has to give you all of her gold medals.
That was the best one. I'm not trashing Bill Belichick.
First off, he's seventy three years old and he's dating
a hot twenty four year old and people are criticizing him.
What happened to this country? He used to be a
great country. He won six super Bowls. Yeah, he's dating

(20:55):
a hot twenty four year old. Maybe if you, guys
won six super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to
a ugly dog.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Was so good.

Speaker 15 (21:10):
It's so good. It's so good. Yeah, so funny. Shane
Gills killing it rolls again. Watch his TV show Tires Tires.
All right, I'll write that down on that place, and
and it's it's what.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
It's kind of like uh as shot, kind of like
the office, but it's a it's about him working at
a tire shop.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh okay, yeah all right, So it's a scripted cool
checking out Shane Gills. Shout up, shout out to Shane
Gillis guys started tires, I gotta restart it. Richard me
or I believe is ready to go. We're gonna talk
to you rich On tech, he hosts a nationally syndicated
radio show. It's consumer tech stuff. So these are not

(21:52):
the people getting into like the weeds. On all the
technical details and stuff. It's really usable stuff hardware, phones, whatever,
and then also software apps, different things that you might
find interesting or useful. And Rich is a great guy.
We love talking tech with Rich. All right, welcome back
to everybody. Time to talk to our friend Rich DeMuro.

(22:17):
Richie is the host the rich On Tech radio show,
nationally syndicated across the country. Also, he is the KTLA
Channel five tech reporter and also our go to tech
correspondence Rich DeMuro.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Rich Good morning, Rich, Hey, good morning you guy.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Morning. Now, it's so funny with the tech guy. We
have this ongoing issue with you dialing into the studio. Yeah,
what's going on.

Speaker 16 (22:44):
It's so weird, you know, I don't know what the
deal is, but it seems to be working now. So
we use a different system and it sounds pretty good.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
I think, yeah, I mean it's it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I think we could do better.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
There's so many different advance We were just talking to
the engineering department man three different ways, so you could
be anywhere doing anything, and it's just so easy to
dial in and be wherever you need to. We're one
step away from teleporting, I believe. Yeah, They sell these
at Tired Game and Best Buy. But you know those
a little things. They are called broadcasters, a little mixing
boards that a lot of podcasts and you love a

(23:16):
road caster, Rich And they have an app now that
you can basically just download to that and you hit
the button and then you'll be connected to us.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Right through the roadcasters. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 16 (23:26):
The fact that kids today can go into a target
and I see this at my target, all the road
caster stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I'm like, that is incredible.

Speaker 16 (23:35):
Like as a kid, I literally had a cassette tape
reporter and that's it.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
And you are lacking microphone and all this crazy stuff
that like sound.

Speaker 16 (23:43):
Broadcast live from your home or your phone. I just
find this stuff so incredible for creativity and letting anyone
find their voice and just doing what we do.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
But like anywhere, Yeah, the future is here now. You
can subscribe to Rich's free newsletter if you go to
Rich on tech dot that's Rich on Tech, do TV
and find them on social media at rich on Tech.
I mean the branding is strong, it's Rich on tech
just everywhere, solid and for everything. All right, So what's
happening in tech that we should know about? We did
mention to seabas he has a Samsung, he's a he's

(24:15):
an Android guy. We talked about the foldable phones. How'd
you like that?

Speaker 16 (24:20):
Well, I've been using it for the past week now,
and I will say it is the most compelling foldable
phone I've ever used. So Samsung, you know, they've got
two of them. They've got the fold, which opens up
like a book. Then they've got the flip, which opens
up like the old school motorol eraser kind of phone. Yeah,
when it comes to the fold, they made it a
lot wider on the outside screen, which means it's actually

(24:42):
usable now it wasn't before to me. And then when
you open it up you get this eight inch display inside,
which is like having a mini tablet in your pocket
at all times. Plus, they improve the camera, so now
they've got the two hundred megapixel.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Camera on it.

Speaker 16 (24:57):
The downsides and by the way, you don't really take
your pictures of that two hundred megapixel camera just sounds
good most of the time it's in twelve megapixel mode,
just fyi. The downside is really that the battery is
not improved, so it does draw battery pretty quickly. It's
got no spen support, which means you can't use a
stylus with it, which is weird for productivity device. And

(25:18):
the price, I mean this thing is two thousand dollars,
which is like one hundred dollars price increase. It's like
a mini computer that you're paying for in your pocket.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
That's a hell now for me. Don you don't know?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Yeah, well, my thing with the flips, these expandable things
is what does that extra screen space actually honestly give
you for something you would do on a daily basis anything.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
See, That's what I'm struggling with.

Speaker 16 (25:39):
And I've been carrying this thing for a week and
I'm like, okay, it is really thin. So don't get
me wrong it They've gotten into a place where it's
like you can carry it, it's easy, it's simple. But
I'm like, why do I need a tablet on me
at all times?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Now?

Speaker 16 (25:50):
I get it, when I'm traveling, I'm on the plane,
I want to watch a movie, fine, but like most
of the time I just bring an iPad for that
and it's a much bigger screen by the way. So
that's the thing is like, what is the use case
scenario of having a foldable now I'll tell you with
the flip that's the one that's sort of the Motorol
eraser style. They made the outside screen on that really big,

(26:11):
so now it's the entire screen, and then the inside
screen feels like a regular phone. The cool thing about
that one is that you're taking your pictures with the
best cameras at all times. So the outside lenses are
the ones that you use for your selfies and also
your regular photos. So if you can imagine, you're always
using the best cameras on that phone because of the

(26:34):
way that phone is situated as a foldable. So in
that case, if you're a creator, that might be an advantage.
But to be completely honest, ninety nine point nine percent
of the creators I know are using the iPhone because
of the software and the workflow that that offers.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
But that is a thing with the iPhone where the
front camera is trash.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
It is trash.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
So did you see a lot of people they buy
those screens that they can stick on the back, so
oh yeah themselves. Yeah, when they're recording with the good
camera out on the back, And I think those go
for like thirty bucks or something.

Speaker 16 (27:06):
I use my Apple Watch, so there's a little you
know camera app on there, so you basically can frame
up your shot with your Apple Watch.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Oh wow, yeah, so Gina that that's what you need.
Because Gina, that's true. Is a content cream by content
content selfie crea.

Speaker 16 (27:19):
Exactly, Gina, you do take the best selfies everything.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
How did she get that? Good?

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yoh?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Now here's the question.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I'm sitting here now here, I am sitting.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Now here, I am smiling.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Okay, So question, it's just a documentation of everyone out there,
just showing how much they're aging.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
All right, So question.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
The coffee table book come out very soon and it's
exclusive just for you. So why doesn't Apple care that
with so many people taking selfies and stuff, why don't
they care about the front facing camera like at all?
It's a good question.

Speaker 16 (27:55):
You know, Apple is very slow to change anything on
the iPhone, and I think that so far, I haven't
really heard a lot of people not getting an iPhone
because the selfie cameras trash. You know, how most people
they will upgrade its slaves to our Apple.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I mean they're not.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
But most people are not using their phone for either
content creation or selfies. They're using it for email, for
checking social media and doing things like that.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
But they's the majority of people.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah, but they were taking If they're taking a picture
or something, they're taking a picture of something that they're
looking at, not a picture of themselves.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I would think that Apple would know enough to know
that most of their people that buy that stuff are
narcissists and they want a better camra.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Okay, well that's a certain segment. Yeah, exactly right. When
Rich on tech, what else is going on in tech
this week?

Speaker 16 (28:44):
Oh, this is really interesting. So you've heard of Google Gemini.
This is sort of like their answer to Chatchy BT.
They've got this really uncanny feature that takes a photo
that you took, speaking of pictures, and it animates it
into an eight second video.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Have you seen these things?

Speaker 16 (29:01):
Incredible one? But yeah, it is incredible. I took a
picture of the studio at k T l A and which,
by the way, I got in trouble for they yelled
at me for taking a picture without informing someone that
sounds like corporate bo worked there fifteen years. So I
uploaded this picture to now I'm gonna get in trouble for.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I didn't realize it was the pagon.

Speaker 16 (29:24):
Well, they do have a big, big sign that is
no pictures without prior authorization. But I'm like, I work here,
I've taken a thousand pictures inside. But they're like, you
have to notify someone.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I'm like, what, Like, what are they so worried that
anybody's going to see well off the anchors?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
You know, yeah, but if nobody's like, I don't know
that sounds they were in the shot.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Whatever. Let me ask you this point.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Is rich on this thing because I've seen when I
opened up my iPhone every once in a while to
do those little memory videos and it puts together for you, Like,
so what's the difference because you said, you know it
animates it, So I mean there is an animation element
to it. But are people now blinking and moving and
things in the static photos? Now?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
With these, uh, the gentleman, you can.

Speaker 16 (30:03):
Make you can you can make it do whatever you want.
So for that picture I took in the studio, I said,
make an elephant walking through the studio. And by the way,
there's sound, so it not only makes an elephant walking
through the studio, but it makes the elephant sound. I
took a picture that I had it from London, and
I said, make a fluffy creature walking through the streets.
So it takes that still picture and it literally animated

(30:25):
all not it's not animation. It like actually makes the
cars move like they look real, the people moving, you
hear the sounds of the city. And then this giant,
fluffy creature walking through. That was really I wanted it
to be cute. I did a Spider Man one, but
I don't want to share that on social media becase
I don't want the you know, the irk of all
the copyright police coming oh that one.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
I did see your animated video, the creature thing, and
it looked so realistic.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
It's magic.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yeah, it's it's there's no there's no artifacts, there's no
it doesn't look wonky, your cartoonish.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
And could you do this with a dead relative that
you miss and you want to see a video that
you never even had?

Speaker 16 (31:00):
Great question, Yes you can. I tested it with me
and my wife. We had a picture of us on
the beach and I was like, oh, let me just
see if I can animate this. And I said, you know,
we were kissing on the beach. It was like a
wedding picture we took a long time ago, and sure enough,
it animated it made us kiss. But the scariest part
if you're looking to the side, when we both looked
at the camera, like it animated us looking at the camera.

(31:22):
It was the scariest face I'd ever seen.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Yeah, because Greg has a picture of his grandma and
a bathing suit and he really wants a video of them.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Totally. You know that's it talking.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
To, right.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I think Google specifically prohibits that.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Let's talk about apps for a second, because I know
you have some information the new Rotten Tomatoes app.

Speaker 16 (31:43):
I thought this was really cool because I recently I'm
always on the hunt for like an app that can
keep all the movies that every single person in the
world tells me is so good that I need to watch. Yeah,
so I keep a list of those. I use an
app called Just Watch, which I really like. But Rotten
Tomatoes is really where it's at, right. Everyone knows Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
And the scores.

Speaker 16 (32:01):
So after twenty five years of Rotten Tomatoes, they finally
launched their own mobile app, which I can't believe it
took them that long. So you can download it right
now on iPhone. There's an Android version coming soon, but
it's got all the things you want. It's got the news,
got the scores. You can leave your own ratings. But
the coolest thing is that you can build a watch
list of the movies you want to see, and you
can get all that rich data about the fresh or

(32:23):
rotten scores. All this stuff is very confusing to me
because I always thought rotten tomatoes. I was like, that's
a horrible movie. If you have rotten tomatoes. Oh wait, no,
that's good.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Yeah right, yeah, I'm not a big fan of Rotten
Tomatoes in general. Why I'm making it just easier because
it's just people bitching, complaining and nippicking, just movies. It's
just a movie.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
But it is not just a critic. Isn't that just
a critic?

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Because the audience score the audience Yeah, people who saw
the go oh, even though it's kind of a dumb,
stupid comedy, they still went and saw it and then
just to get their their take on it. After that,
the audit, the critics score, forget it. I'm with you, like,
I don't let it. I don't look at those ever.
The audience score, though.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Check that out and I'll give it more access for
people to comment that never goes well.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, the Rotten Tomatoes app is available now. One thing
I wanted to bring up before we get to the
gadget of the week we had mentioned on the air.
I saw your video you went to the Disney thing
the the either they took a tour of Disney Imagineering
the lightsaber. Oh my gosh, explain to me how exactly
that worked, Like something comes up out of the lightsaber, right,
like to create the actual quote or whatever.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (33:28):
So I went behind the scenes at Disney Imagineering and
this was one of the things they let us try
and it was.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Just the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 16 (33:34):
Because I don't know about you guys, but I had
one of these fake lightsabers as a kid that you
would move it around and make that sound.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Right.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
It was just plastic. It was a big plastic stick
basically sword.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, but I had that cool woosh sound.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
You know.

Speaker 16 (33:48):
This was a I mean they told me the price.
I don't know if I can say it, because they
said I was like, oh, can I buy this? And
the guy said, well, if you have fifty thousand dollars
you can.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
I was like, wait, what, So I don't know.

Speaker 16 (33:58):
If that don't quote me on that price, I'm not
even sure I'm supposed to say that, but it was
a it was a heavy piece of machinery and when
you press the button, it would make this loud sound
and this somehow lightsaber like wand would come out of
the top. And the best I can describe it is
it looked like some sort of lit up sort of
plastic that would like come out of the WAND. But

(34:20):
I couldn't figure out how it was coming out so
like properly, like it came out like a nice smooth motion.
It was like it was like stiff when it came.
I didn't want to like explain it that way, but
it's really like a bunch of guys came up with
this concept clearly, because you press the button, it shoots out,

(34:42):
you press it and it retracts into the WAND and
it just it hooks so real even close up.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Yeah, it was really cool. I mean your video of
it it made me sold it to me. I mean,
it looks super cool. It probably just telescopes out right.

Speaker 16 (34:54):
Yeah, but that's the thing, like you like I've seen
like the telescoping cups, you know, like those little water
cups when you're like banking. It wasn't that technology, because
it didn't look like a telescoping thing. When it came out,
it looked like it had always been there.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, it didn't have the ridges.

Speaker 16 (35:08):
It's inflating or yeah. It was really weird, and they
wouldn't you know. I had like ten seconds or twenty
seconds with it. It wasn't very long where I can sit
there and dissect it while.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
We're sitting here talking to rich on Tech. Rich Demiro,
you can find them on social media at rich on
Tech And uh, your gadget of the week, what do
you got?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (35:28):
You know what I'm gonna give you it. It sounds dorky,
but this is something. Well, actually I don't know do
you want me to go with the I have two,
so I don't know which one you.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Want to go. Once you give us too, let's get nuts.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
Okay, well one you gotta it's kind of a companion piece.
You gotta go to my Instagram at rich on Tech.
But this is one of the most common questions I get.
People do not want to pay for the cloud for
some reason, so they want to put their photos on
their on a USB drive from their phone. And so
I got this USB drive. It's from PNY it's called
the duo link, and you basic plug it into the

(36:00):
bottom of your phone, and it turns out you can
copy photos right from your iPhone or your Samsung to
this device. And the one they sent me is super
duper fast, like it's like the fastest USB you can get.
And if you look at it, it's just a flask drive,
but it has USBC on one end and then the
old school USB A on the other, So you can
download your stuff right from your phone and you can

(36:23):
plug it into your computer put your photos there, or
you can clear out space in your phone. But I
tested this with both iPhone and Android and it's easy,
and yes, you can copy your photos from your phone.
And of course people are going nuts over on my
Instagram because they're like, oh, you're saving me so much money.
But you have to be careful. If you're putting stuff
on a flask drive, that means you need your photos
in another place as well, because if you lose that

(36:45):
flask drive, it's game over.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, A lot of people don't feel comfortable like uploading
their personal photos to a cloud somewhere that because they
don't really understand the security of the concept or whatever,
especially all those nudes, you know what I mean? You
want to keep local like on a flash drive. It
look prett cool to look very simple, And I couldn't
believe that. I didn't think that would have been possible
earlier because when you think, oh, you can download to

(37:07):
or you know, when you connect your phone to the computer,
that'd be I mean, you're just connecting it to a
hard drive, which is what this is essentially.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I have a stupid question. So you have to have
a specific hard drive or flash drive. It can't just
be like one you randomly, you know, just a regular
one that you buy even at a drug store.

Speaker 16 (37:23):
No great question, And you can use any flash drive.
The difference is the speed and also the quality.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Got it.

Speaker 16 (37:30):
If you're getting one of these random flash drives around
your house that you have a it may not plug
into the bottom of your phone if it's not USB
C and B, if it's not US B. I don't
want to get two dorky, But the like three point
two is like the fastest. If it doesn't have that,
you're not gonna get You're gonna take forever to transfer things.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Got it?

Speaker 16 (37:45):
But I was able to transfer no joke, like two
thousand videos yesterday just to try it, and it did it,
and like it took.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
About five minutes, but it did it. That's kind of okay.

Speaker 16 (37:54):
The other gadget, and this is something I tested when
I was in Mexico City. This is a portable carbon
monoxide detector. I've been bringing this to all of my
hotel rooms. It's a little digital device. You set it
up in your hotel room. It's battery powered. It detects
not only carbon monoxide. It shows you on the screen
you know if there's any parts per million detected. Three

(38:16):
clear lights. It's got green, red, and yellow depending on
the CO levels. We've heard all these stories about people
going to different hotel rooms.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
And like passing out and dying.

Speaker 16 (38:26):
So it's one of these things I don't think is
going to happen, but it's like for forty bucks on Amazon,
why not bring this with you? And now I just
set it up in my hotel room when I get there.
Lasts all week and it also tells you the temperature
and humidity as well.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, super cool.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Mine would figure hotels already have those in the room.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
No, there's those stories every once in a while Exa.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
People are at some tropical Resorts somewhere and Beauty don't
wake Up.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah crazy rich Demiro rich on Tech ideas Rich check
them out on social media at rich on Tech. You
can also subscribe to his free newsletter rich on Tech
dot Tv. Always great information.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
I appreciate you talking to us, and we'll we'll talk
to you again soon.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Show.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
All right, I don't care who you are. This is funny.
I have a clip.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Let me get a clip.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Okay, stand by.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
So this this just played out, this has been like
an ongoing it's been an ongoing situation where high profile
case out of Boston, Massachusetts State Police officer Michael Proctor
is his name. He was fired from his conduct during
the investigation into this murder case. And the woman at

(39:45):
who was being accused, her name is Karen Reed.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Yes, yeah, this is great.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Oh so you know this?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah? Oh my god, I laught so hard. I bet
you did.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Okay, So she was on trial she killed her cop boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm sure she did not. Apparently she didn't.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
She was on trial yea for killing her cause that's
why she was there. Guys, I'm getting to that part.
Let me tell the goddamn story. That's how it works.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Well, he said killed.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
On trial for killing her cop boyfriend. That's what the
trial is about. Correct, It's a murder case. Yes, that's
why she's on triad who killed? Right, That's why they
took offense.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
And the cases? Are you anyway?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
More Woody Shows next Gag.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Back in the wood Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
And we've been another new hour Insensitivity Training, Free, politically
Correct World. It is Thursday morning. It's July the seventeen,
twenty twenty five. Woodie, Greg Vennis, Gina Grass. We got
Sea Bass, we got Sammy. Morgan's taken to calls eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, I got some questions for
Morgan this hour. What would you do for a million dollars?

(41:04):
Think about that, Morgan? What would you do for one million?
I know she would yeah pretty long lest yeah right, yeah,
because there's I was going to ask everybody in the room.
But then I'm going thinking about like Greg for example,
and Greg would say no to half of these things.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Get a million, I think we have we have a
better chance of getting yes. Is out of Morgan really
makes his money though he does everybody.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
You'll see you'll see that's uh coming up we'll get
the trending news headlines with Gina grad and without getting
caught up on semantics. Can we get through this story
because the headline here is the audio that I have.
The audio made me laugh. The story is a big,
you know, high profile murder case out of Massachusetts. This
police officer, Michael Proctor, he was being question because he

(41:52):
was one of the guys doing the investigation. Right, this woman,
Karen Reid, was the one on trial, her cop boyfriend dead.
And so the officer, I guess, in the course of
the investigation, had sent these sexist, vulgar texts about Karen,
including some where he called her a whack job sword
mm hmm. He was sharing sensitive information like how Karen

(42:16):
has crones and some other details about that which ended
up coming up. Once these these text messages came to light,
they were questioning him. So that the officer is on
the stand, the one who shared all the text men,
he's on the stand and her lawyer is asking him
about these texts.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
She's got a leaky balloon knot.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Super He went to the jurors.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
What a balloon knot is'sually? I guess you're rector Maria.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yes, that's what you're referring to about Miss Reid. Yes,
and you were making fun.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Of her because you believed at that time that it leaked.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yes, and then you followed.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
That up just to make sure you cleared up any
mistake about what meant with leaks?

Speaker 17 (43:02):
Who correct?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I'm going to strike that you could get this in,
but do it the right way, mister Jackson. You followed
that up with the phrase leaks.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Who didn't you?

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I did? Again?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Another reference to miss reads medical issues the medical conditions
correct correct, specifically focused on her penis correct in reference. Yes, yes, yes, okay,
so I dodged jury duty all this week, lucky. Let's
say you happen to get called and you have to
be on the jury. This is the kind of stuff
I want that I want to hear him asking about

(43:36):
balloon knots.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
You have a leaky balloon knot Explain to the jurors that.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I guess you're rect to Maria.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Maria.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Your answer to that would be, they know what it is.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Come on, you know what a balloon want to and
take a look at what the not? The other end
of the not looks like three gas Yeah, barking starfish
balloon knot co penny, come on, not familiar with any
of this stuff, turd cutter, come on, cocka locker, the
cocka locker.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, there was the first of all in there too.
The you could get this in, but do it the
right way, mister Jackson.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
You can get that in, but just do it the
right way, mister Jackson.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Job.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
See ye, So anyway, Proctor plans to appeal. The department
called his behavior unprofessional and inexcusable. And Karen's first trial
ended in a mistrial and hung jury, and then the
second trial was just wrapped up last month. She was acquitted, right,
So that's that's what happened there. I guess she was
under the influence when she was driving something like that.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
But yeah, not on hook for that.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I think it was whole documentary.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
I think it was like a second degree murder back.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Her car over him. Apparently, No, she shouln't do that.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
She's got a leaky balloon knock. But she's got a
leak a leaky balloon knock, we know, Yeah, that is
for sure. Yeah, I hope they catch the real killer
one day. Gina Grabb, what about the trending news headlines?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well, the Senate just barely passed this bill super early
this morning. The yank back nine billion dollars from the
federal budget. We're talking cuts to stuff like foreign aid
and public broadcasting. The vote was close, it was fifty
one to forty eight, and if it goes through, money
will get pulled from places like the State Department, us
AID and PBS. And now it's headed to the House

(45:21):
and they've gottenuntil tomorrow to make that decision, so on
a pretty tight deadline. And cops have arrested the suspect
on that double homicide of American Idol music supervisor Robin
k that we told you about yesterday her and her husband.
Suspect is his twenty two year old dude, and he
was taken into custody without any problems. Investigators think he
broke into the couple's house while they were away through

(45:42):
an unlocked door and just waited there until they got
back and killed them. LAPD's treating the case like a
burglary gone wrong.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Yes, no.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Connection completely ran them.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
No connections exactly. You just waited around Pete David and
made a big announcement. Everybody knows Pete. He and his
girlfriend Elsie Hewitt they're having a baby.

Speaker 17 (46:06):
See.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
The girlfriend made it official by posting ultrasound pictures on
Instagram with a caption that was basically like, well everyone
knows we had sex now.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Because he bangs everybody.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Right. Davidson's talked before about how much he wants to
be a dad, said it was his dream in an
old interview, so, uh, you know.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Mother to Yeah, so that doesn't seem like it would
be his dream.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Well, it's funny because he's got a lot of stuff
tied in with like the father son relationship with his
dad nine eleven eleven. Yeah, and so he's done a
lot of talking about that kind of stuff. So that's
something to do with it.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
And he went on that big like project of I'm
going to get rid of all my tattoos. It sounds
like he just wants to grow up, like suddenly.

Speaker 18 (46:46):
This still happened pretty quick though.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, this girl sometimes it only takes a few pumps,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
Right, But I mean how twickly He's been so intense
with so many girls so quickly, and then it ends
so fast that it's interested.

Speaker 18 (46:57):
This should be interesting.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Well, yeah, she's a model. She's done a couple of
TV shows. Her ex boyfriends are Benny Blanco and Jason Sidekiz.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Oh okay, well, his exes are Kate Beckinsale.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, the list goes on and master, but its very
rare by the way that the guy has better exes
than the girl all day. Yeah, usually the guys behind
the eight ball and thenco but it just shows.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Like, but he's a nice guy, his d must be crazy.
But it kind of just shows like how they all
know each other and hook up with each other. Because
this girl was on Dave, which oh yeah, Benny's friends
with Dave. And also she was in a scene with

(47:48):
Kylie Jenner, who whose sister Kim Kardashian dated Pete Davidson,
and then Jason Dakas obviously from sn L.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
I think there's an unwritten law of that famous people
only bang each other. Yeah, who they're who they're hanging
out with, don't want to hang out with ms those
are their circles.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, exactly. Nor well, that's super annoying liquid rule at
the airport that might finally be on its way out
after all these yes.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Please, well the shoe thing is done.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, we're totally done with that. They made a big
announcement in land Security, YEP Secretary Christine Christine nome hinted
that the three point four ounce limit could be the
next thing to go, right after they ditch those shoes
like we talked about. She says they're working on tech
that would let you walk into the airport, breathe through
a scanner, and head straight to your flight. No baggy
or you know, tiny bottles required, and test runs could

(48:36):
start at some airpoints really soon airports rather, and while
nothing's officially yet, Noel admits some of the old rules
might not be doing much to keep us safe.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Really, okay, taken away Greg's toothpaste. Meanwhile, they do those
things where they try to see, uh, you know they
can get by, Yeah, what they can get by. They
test the TSA and people are getting through a nive
and guns and pie butter. Yeah, but not Craig's toothpaste.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Take that away.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
And even if the toothpaste tube is half empty, it's
still technically the tube could have fit more than three
point four ounces. It's insane.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
You don't even consider deodorant liquid. You have to get
a travel sized deodorant as well.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Right back to the Benny Blanco thinks somebody said he
must have a you know, good D game four one two,
texting over, do you guys ever gauge how I think
someone's D looks just by their face? Like how does
a woman I mean you're besides looking at a bulge
if you can even see one, Like, how would you gauge?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Or do you or do you gauge?

Speaker 7 (49:37):
That makes sense?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Like if with Benny Blanco, I imagine it's sort of
like stubby.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
But wide okay, so girthy yeah, caveman like so not
a lot of length.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, I don't think he's a length guy.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
I think he's more of a girth guy. Yeah, but caveman.
So what like a big bush nuclear bush? Nuclear bush?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Is that because it was?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
I mean, look he's a legal legal caveman.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
I mean, Greg, how would.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
You based on face or.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Just anything, like, how would you gauge? Like you see
somebody go, h this person has a medium one?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Well okay, based only on experience, I find that skinny
guys are usually endowed. Isn't that weird? Is that because
the proportion maybe because body right? Yeah, they don't have
manupas right? And then also speaking from experience, short guys
are short.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
King again, don't you see that maybe that might go.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
To it just looks like it's farther down.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
I mean, I can only speak for me, but in
my case, no, it wasn't just a wow proportion.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
It's like a short like a short guy. Like, take
that penis from the short guy. Put it on an
average sized guy, would it.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Still you would still say it's.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Yes, Okay, it's desirable. All right.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Now.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Uh, there's this guy that's getting really popular on Instagram
and TikTok, just like as a social media personality. His
nickname is girth Master. If you look up his Instagram,
it's girth Master with an extra R. He's six feet
six inches tall. Dude. I was like, okay, this guy

(51:18):
keeps on popping up my feet. Let's look at his wiener.
Of course, crazy, really insane.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
See that's what would he always said he wanted comically large.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
You see those porn chicks that have those like boobs
that like basketball. They can't about the penis version of that.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You don't think that would be fun?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I do look up girth Master.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Yeah I want to be I forget the guy's name,
but the black dude sitting on the edge of the
bed like, yeah that guy, this.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Guy is still alive.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Yeah, girth Master, Oh yeah, you finally saw Connor McGregor's penis,
would you think.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Well, he's a short dude, right, and that was pretty long.
That was pretty good, and he had like a weight
hanging off of it, which was it was.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Always working out, yeah, part of the body.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, it did have like kind of a ninety degree
angle vibe, but it was long. So I'm just looking
at girth Master.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
I haven't found it.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh great, come on, well, while you're looking for that.
You know that fifty four pound meteorite from Mars that
we were It's sold for five point three million dollars.
Experts think that it blasted was blasted off Mars by
an asteroid, traveled one hundred and forty million miles to
get here. Sometimes some scientists worry about the private sale,

(52:37):
saying that how are we supposed to research if, you know,
sitting in somebody's basement. But the auction house says a
little sample of it will be stored for study in China.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Get a chisel, knock a little piece off exactly.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
They're not going to notice, all right, Great, that's not
really like a good shot.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Oh wow, master girth master.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, locking it's not. You can't really tell. It looks
like a twinkie.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Nice.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Yeah, here's a little look.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I mean, that's that's the dream. That's where you go
to the nude beach, you go to the gym, and
you're the guy in the locker room who just walks
frond naked.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
I've seen it in porn right where you know the
guy's got such a huge hog that the helmet looks small, right.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Like so girthy. Yeah, it almost like a when it
comes to it, right, torpedo.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
So there's like the helmet on the top, but then
it like fans out to be the girth of the shaft.
I'm like, damn it, that'd be cool. Or it's like
it's like God that gave him such a big penis
that when God was assembling him, he put he ran
out of the like he had to use remnant pieces
to continue putting it all the way together to make

(53:46):
sure he had enough skin to cover it. Also cool,
here's a better shot so you can get proportions.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
He can't even put his own hand around it. Yeah,
that's amazing. That's cool. Cool. Well, a fire broke out
at Area fifty one in Nevada and fourth of July
and it's still burning with no signs of slowing down.
So far, it's scorched around thirty five thousand acres, officials say,
once again started by lightning. Hearing that a lot w fift.

(54:12):
What are they covering up? Christy? We need to talk
to Aunt Christy about this because people are of course
blowing up the internet with their conspiracy theory.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Of course they are.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Meanwhile, the Department of Defense is basically saying nothing to
see here, just move on. So I'm sure that's not helping.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Well, they don't like it near their anyway, say that.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Well, things are getting messy with Jane's addiction. The band
is now in a big legal battle over Perry Ferrell
allegedly punching Dave Navarro during his show last year.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
When I saw that headline, I was like, what dors
total dorsaction.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Navarro, along with the drummer and Bassis, is suing Perry
for at least ten million, saying he was totally out
of control on to a ruined the band's reputation, but
Perry and his wife fired back their own little lawsuit.
They claim they were the ones being harassed, and that
the rest of the band had bullied Perry for years,
even messing with his performances by spranking up their instruments
so he couldn't hear himself sing okay.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Allegedly, it's so embarrassing and both reached that age where
they look like old women, and it's.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Just it's just sad, Like fellas, all you had to
do was go play some shows, play a few songs
that all the fans know, work for like an hour
a half checks, cash your checks, drama queens right and punching, I.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Know, ensuing, which is not very rock and romer. All right,
well that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
With the show.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Today's prep day for my colon Oscar. The fine, Uh,
you can't have what I normally have as far as
drinks and stuff go. And you know what, it's weird.
It's like they tell you don't eat. You got to
have like a clear liquid diet the day before and
then start prep later on tonight. I'll go and I've
told you guys, I'll go forever and be completely fine,

(56:07):
not hungry. It's when you go for something they say
all right, you got to remain for this imaging test.
You got to remain totally still. That's when you get
an itch. Ye, that's where you get like whatever, they're
tickle and you're like, yeah, but you can't do anything
about it. When you go to the eye doctor and
they go all right, well they do that little blast
of air and they go all right, you don't blink.

(56:28):
You gotta keep your eye open, and now your eyes
are watering. You can't killing you by telling me that
I can't like have anything now I'm starving, would you?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Like normally this time I would not be hungry at all,
because you know, I'm just kind of rebel that way.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I guess you know, f you, I won't do what I.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Tell you, I won't do what you tell me.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Kind of like those days where you just wish you
could lie around and watch TV all day, and then
when you're not feeling well and you are doing that,
I know, anything to not be doing crazy? All right,
So what would you do for one million dollars? Let
me bring h Morgan in on this, because Morgan is
always willing to do things for money. She's collecting cans.
How's the can collecting thing? Going by the way.

Speaker 19 (57:11):
Good, I still need to take them. I've got five
trash bags of a vacuum.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
They're not still in your house though, right, No.

Speaker 19 (57:17):
They're in the backyard. Yeah, they're so happy that I've
been It's Cobo's fault. Actually, I've been waiting for him
to go with me, and he's too busy.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Why does he have to go with you?

Speaker 19 (57:27):
Because I need to help with emotional support. I don't
go by myself.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Emotional support to drop off bottles and cans.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
This is not Morgan like it. You could easily lift
these bags by yourself, get them to your car, take
them in and get your lab.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
But she says for the first time, yeah, yeah, he's
being embarrassed or something.

Speaker 18 (57:46):
You know what to do.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I think you're trying to figure out what's happening.

Speaker 19 (57:50):
I'd rather have someone go with it.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Yeah, Cobo is an expert on that.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
For what reason?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Like what is he going to be able to do that?
You don't know that you can't do on your own?

Speaker 19 (57:58):
Good point, But i'm because if.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
It's embarrassing, I know, but they embarrassing and more moral support.
Everybody else is there doing the same thing. Right, they're
bringing in and cans.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
So and you're being green.

Speaker 19 (58:08):
But they know what they're doing. And I'm going to
be the newbie and I'm like, gonna be too nervous
to asking.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Okay, but that's the question. Has Cabo done it before?
Why would he know?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
He'll ask so she doesn't have to.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
He is pretty smart.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
All right, Let's see what Morgan says here. People are asked,
what would you do for a million dollars? Now, would
you leave Cabo? Would you leave your partner for one
million dollars? That's the first thing I saw, And that's
why I'm like, I can't even ask, great because Greg
would goes no, absolutely.

Speaker 19 (58:33):
Not really for you guys have too much money. I'd
leave him in a heartbeat for a million dollars. I
think he would support that decision.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
He'd like, good luck, girl, you handle your own cans. Yeah,
I forget the cans.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Look, they're in a dating situation. You and Mario have
been together for a long time, fourteen. I mean it
would have to be at least a consideration, though, right,
I mean there would be a hesitation, just a momentary. Hey,
I'll even give you. I'll give you half.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Now ten million.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Millions, ten million might do the trick. Ten million might.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
Do the trick.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Everyone a number.

Speaker 7 (59:19):
Yep, all right.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Would you give up sex for one million dollars?

Speaker 10 (59:22):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
For life?

Speaker 19 (59:24):
Oh wait, yeah, let's clarify this.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
The time it didn't say is that forty one percent
of people would give up sex for one million dollars.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
So I'm assuming that's life. I'd do it for life?

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Yeah, for one million dollars.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Yeah I can. I can touch myself.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Yeah, you don't need I don't.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Need a man. A strong By the way, forty three
percent of people would leave their partner for one million dollars.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Oh, wow, they're lying.

Speaker 19 (59:49):
I think it's higher than that, hired.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Yeah, if you're in a dating situation, for sure, who cares,
especially newly dating.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
If you've been married for a while and the kids
are out of the house, for sure, Yeah you need.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Would you give up technology and live off the grid
for one million dollars?

Speaker 19 (01:00:07):
Oh that's tough, but I think I would. I think
I would be happier if I gave up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
But Morgan, if you did that, how would you let
the haters know that you have a million dollars?

Speaker 10 (01:00:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:00:15):
True?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
How the purpose.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Yeah, like when like I mean, I guess you have
to be completely off the grid. So that would mean man,
no electricity plumbing.

Speaker 19 (01:00:24):
Oh okay, then well that's off the grid in the wood.
Then that's a no for me. Yeah, I'm not a
rough at out type.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Of Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
The percentage in this one fifty nine percent.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Would they say that they couldn't handle it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Yeah, And again there's no time frame like the sex
question or this one that doesn't say, oh, for a year.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah, they chose forever.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Right, said would you pass on a million dollars if
it meant giving up social media? So would you give
up social media for a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 12 (01:00:56):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Second, yeah, it be better for all of us. Yeah,
I do it for way less.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Me too.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I've actually considered just general like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Me too, just for funies.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Yeah, I mean, okay, cuz it's hard to explain to
people who aren't in radio per se. Okay. So there's
so many different research projects and metrics and everything you
can use. I'm sure it's the same in whatever you
do for a living, and you can get so buried
in the details, and you know, in analytics, Yeah, you
can go so granular now because of how much information

(01:01:28):
is out there on everything. Yeah, right that it has
the uh, it has the ability to mess with whatever
you've done before all that stuff existed to get to
where you are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
So like, in the context of the show, there's so
much research and the way that everything is like looked
at and calculated whatever. And we have these bosses and
stuff who dig deep into stuff and they can look
at every dumb little thing. Menus trips himself out from
time to time looking at different metrics and everything else.
And he next thing you always have and half of
a panic attack on. But when you step back, when

(01:02:04):
you step back and you go, you know what, man,
Like the bottom line is just do a good in
our case, just just do what you think is a
good show that you think would be interesting and compelling
to people and whatever, and the rest will take care
of itself. Get you start getting, you know, too much
into the weeds on stuff and you're making decisions that
you otherwise wouldn't have made, and things like that. And
so social media I have found and even the Texter

(01:02:28):
and I love the interaction with the I do because
that's that's the double edged sword. I love the interaction
with the audience. But when we've been in certain situations
when we go out of town for different things and
we don't have access sometimes because the computer that we
would normally use for the text we have to use
to be able to see who's on the phones and
how to be able to pull up this other thing
that we need for the show, and so we don't
have the text for that day, I find I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Enjoy the show more. Yeah, So imagine it'd.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Be the same thing. You know, social media just in general,
if you're really on social media a lot, like I
can see where that would be.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
It's constantly as negative. It's not. It's very very few.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Pos I could see where that would be a positive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, one hundred even.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
I think I've talked about with you guys before it
we should do you know, maybe it's like a week
at a time where we, you know, what the text,
we don't even.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Have the text that week. Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I would like to try that and just to see
if anybody even notices the difference.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
The comment that I read right before we started the
show and turned the mics on was you guys aren't
on Spotify anymore. I'm not going to download another app
I'm gonna pull a great glory. So I guess I'm
not gonna listen anymore like you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
And that's the thing that's unimportant. It's so unimportant.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Yeah, but that's the thing that I read right before
I start.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
So twenty one percent of people would take a million
dollars to give up social media?

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
I would hope.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah, I'll do it in a second, all right, Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Yeah, would you frame a friend for a crime they
didn't commit for one million dollars?

Speaker 19 (01:03:53):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I could.

Speaker 19 (01:03:55):
You're not a rat for a million dollars A stranger, sure,
a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I appreciate them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Fifteen percent of people would, oh damn, screw them, Morgan,
you would totally do this. Would you embarrass yourself on
TV for a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
I'd love to, I'd be honored.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Thirteen percent would do it for five thousand dollars or less.
Four percent would do it for five hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Bucks sweet on TV?

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
So bad.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Fifty four percent of people, so no matter what we're
talking about here, whatever the scenario is, said that they
would reject the money if their parents controlled it. So, yeah,
you got a million dollars for giving up social media.
But if your parents were in control, they would say, nope,
forget it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Twist.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Thirty eight percent would hesitate to accept the money if
it meant their enemy would also profit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yeah, wow, stay hating that is petty.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
So you get the million. Somebody you hate also gets it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
I got something good on that too. We're gonna have
to do that after the breakause, we got to take
a break. It's the thing that Greg and I were
you were telling me zillo, Oh yeah, okay, and enemies
you what I'm talking about now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll
do that to okay. And forty six percent would enter
a real version of squid Games for a chance at
thirty three million. No, so you're not a million, not

(01:05:10):
a million. Thirty three million.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Wouldn't do it for thirty three billion? And what do
you haven't watched speak? I don't understand it. Issue not
none of us would say yes to that. Forty six
percent say they would.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
That's insane. There are lots thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Three million, though, for thirty three trillion, I would.

Speaker 19 (01:05:26):
You, Well, they have the game show where you don't die.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
No, this is a real life larger Yeah, we're literally
everybody but one die.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Yeah, no, people, I'm not delusion all that. I think
that would win exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I wouldn't go the distance.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
I wouldn't make it too no, no, yeah, all right,
just wanted to find out. I saw that first one
about the party. I'm like, I can't ask Greg, he'll
be no fun I would never but apparently Morgan hatesbos.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Today.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
All right, So Greg and I were talking about something
off the air yesterday and I meant to bring it up,
but I completely forgot. But this just triggered my memory. Okay,
I think this is so funny, and I agree with Greg,
and we're gonna see it's this mean of us. It's
certainly petty. It's petty, yeah, but it's I mean, it's
tom petty, right, But it's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
The one thing I won't do is name names.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
No, no, no, no, no, we're not going to name names. Okay, good, no,
but we'll see if you do the same thing that's
next on the Woody Show. It's very petty. We're leaving
names out of it for Greg's requests. But we were
talking about this off the air. Now Greg is obsessed
with Zillow, beyond obsessed.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
I'm on it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Seven days a week, the same way he looks up
his bank account, multi his own bank account multiple times
a day. He will look up his own house on
Zillow multiple.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Times, Redfin and Realtor, all three.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
He's obsessed all day per day, looks up everybody else's
and I look up people.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Like relatives houses, parents' houses.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
But what are you looking for?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
What's property values?

Speaker 16 (01:07:00):
Doing?

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
I look up Woody's house. I asked Menace for his
address so I can look up his house. It's just
far and so then somewhat recently I got I will
I would call it ghosted by somebody who I thought
was one of my best friends, and it was very hurtful,
and so I just so happened to look up this

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person's house and I said, oh my god, look at that.
It's on the market. They're selling it. And then my
gut reaction, I won't lie, was I hope, I hope
they're selling it out of need, and now not because
they got a better place, because they did me wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Very financial ruin.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Those might have been my word.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
We talked about it a little bit off the air,
and you think it might be out of ruin because
they're selling it really soon.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Right, real fast, reduced the price. There's no room for profit.
Haven't lived there long. No is the other thing, not
at all. So usually something's got to be going on.
I will never know because I got mega ghosted looking
a smile on Bart's face.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Throwing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
And uh if give me a thumbs up board if
you know who I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, doule, doule,
double legit legit. One of the most hurtful things of
the past year in my life, that that this ghosting happened.
It was so I can't uncalled for. And so then
when I saw this, I wonder, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Don't cross g gory. You can't sell your house.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
And then and then it's because they need the money
and they got a better place. I hope it's not
because they got this awesome new place. Maybe it's like
a job.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Loss or something.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
I'll never know the really tragic apter I'll never know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
But yeah, it is a weird compulsion. I look at
my bank account even less than these redfin Zillow NonStop.
It's an obsession. I love. Found out my cousin's selling
his house through Zillow.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Wow, dude, I get so much entertainment out of Greg.
I did in so many different ways and for ways
that I would have never even like imagined, Like things
that he says and things that he does.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
You're like, God, what a weirdo.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
That's incredibly mean. Though that one I understand. I don't
want to be mean, but that is what he's honest, reacts, instable.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Jesus. All right, more one.

Speaker 13 (01:09:27):
He shows now the Woody Show, and we begin another
new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
It is a pre Friday, it's a Thursday morning. It's
July to seventeenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Gory. Hi, wood Menace, what's up? Gina Grant?

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
See mass Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Email email at
the woodieshow Dot. You can find us on social media
at the Woodie Show. That's some after hours voicemails, some
other emails and things to us to share. We'll get
to we'll get to that this hour. So you guys

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heard the story about Emma Watson. She was hermione Granger
and the Harry Potter movies. Right, yeah, yeah, And she
got banned from driving for six months for speeding. She
was doing thirty eight and a thirty mile an hour zone,
which again again you know, the penalty seems stiff, but
it's because she already had nine points on her license

(01:10:35):
and so with this new ticket, now she's got twelve.
She was fined fourteen hundred bucks, so I'm sure she'll
be fine there. But yeah, I can't drive for six months.
That's medister's dream is when you get really famous, like
you never have to drive again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
You just have somebody drive you around. I'd love to
have a driver.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
That is the dream. Agreed, Yes, I don't have to
drive it ever. Ever again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Florida has a new law that says if you get
caught driving over one hundred mile an hour, the penalties
are really rough. First time offenders can get a month
in jail, a five hundred dollars fine, or both.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Repeat offenders get up to ninety days in jail. And
the day it went into effect, it was like a
twelve oh one. Three minutes later they caught a guy
doing one hundred and four mile an hour. But it's
so much fun in a seventy I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Mean, that's where you do it'less driving.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
And I'm not sure what happened after, but there's footage
of him being handcuffed, so I mean he went to
jail or at least for a little bit. But also a
new law in Tennessee that makes it if you're found
guilty of bullying, you could have your license suspended.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Really that's very subjective.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Yeah, that's kind of random.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
But I guess if it goes to court, they could
prove that it's bullying to a certain degree. I guess driving, yeah, well,
because I guess that you got to hit people where
it hurts, especially when you're talking about teenagers. Think about
like the bullying suff's probably more for the for the
high school kids.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Teenagers, that makes more sense, and so you really.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Hit them where it hurts, although a lot of teenagers
aren't interested in which is crazy. Our one friend, she's
one of the sales managers here. Her daughter is a
sophomore in college. Still doesn't drive.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Dude, there's so many peoples like that and has.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
No interest in driving.

Speaker 18 (01:12:08):
How is she even getting to college?

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
She lives a couple of blocks from us, and she
before she went off to college. No, she was doing
some babysitting for us. Like my wife and I've gone
to town for a weekend, right, and we're like, oh, well,
can I have a X y Z And she goes,
oh yeah, but remember she doesn't drive.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I go, what what.

Speaker 18 (01:12:28):
If there's an emergency?

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Yeahcy uber nine one one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
But this one hundred mile an hour thing, I hate
untapped potential. Everybody's been on a road trip and you're
on this two lane road, straight as an arrow, not
another car in sight. There's no reason to not do
like one hundred and forty miles an hour. I could
get their way. Fat I see, I will raise that
to one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
Instant death. The instant death if you have had the
slightest error.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
That's that's why I just don't do that then. But
that's a victimless crime. If you're the only one in
grrrect your decision.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
You're in the middle of nowhere, come on it. But
who cares If it's over one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
That scenario I agree, And that scenario I agree with
that you should be able to go faster. But when
you see these guys on the highways, freeways, roadways, just.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
When I all think that they're too fast, too furious.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Oh, I get incredibly angry because you're going to kill something,
total jag offs. But you are on a deserted road.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Do you think yes for it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
I wonder what's going to happen to this guy. Florida
cop pulled this guy over. He was doing one hundred
and five and a fifty five. And the kicker with
this one is he decided to hit the King of
the World pos that Leonardo DiCaprio does in Titanic.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
Out of the window.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
No, he was on a motorcycle, and so the cops
arrested him for the reckless driving and the speeding and
not his first defense either. But he's also expired registration.
It's an unregistered bike. Yeah, So I mean, if they're
just doing that for people who are getting pulled over
for going one hundred, he's doing that plus all the

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other prior stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
And you see a lot of that now too. You
see it maybe like on a on like a residential
street or something. Somebody might try to do a wheelie
or I've seen people do wheelies on thewhere and I
hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
What do you do if they fall, I'm driving right over.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
They're so cool though.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Okay, now again this is time for honesty. I sometimes go,
please let me see you up ahead, build. I wouldn't
be traumatic to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
No helmet on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
No, it's a total that's what's up. Like Like, I'm
talking about the people who are driving crazy, reckless, weaving
and maybe half using the kid or those guys who
are doing the wheelies on the on the bikes and
on the on the freeways. I go, wouldn't suck if
I if I found you up ahead, spilled all over
the highway, you would deserve it. Okay, Greg, about that,

(01:15:00):
you deserve it. If I call them weavers, like the
people who weave in and out, I would. I would
love to see a weaver hit a wall, right, But
most of the time they're gonna hit another car. I
would love to see him hit a wall. Yeah, that'd
be good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
I never see him hit anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah, it sucks. They get away with it, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
And then when I get pulled over exactly, I would
like if I saw it happen. If I saw somebody
like doing one of the wheelies or whatever, and they
were just the little center of gravity too far back
and there flipsy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
I wouldn't traumatize you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
I would just go to the left and go ah
and just keep driving. I will not I would not
call anybody. I would not stop.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Why are you surprised by this? I would not.

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Even go someone to be like, hey, you should probably
check somebody else?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Will doing someone Someone behind me is gonna be a
better person than I.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
I'm not doing it, like I know again we're talking
about I'll never see this in real life, probably, but
there's a new trend. And if you've seen these videos
and you'll love them, Woody is if someone is obviously
driving like a jackass and they're they've t boned into
the side of the pillar or whatever, you slow down
as they're if you're assuming they're still alive, it's down
and get your get your camera out and go video
and say, hey, guys, you're not allowed to park there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Park here.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
Because you have to be right place, right time, once
at a lifetime opportunity. Be ready when you see it.
Because you find the compilations online, they're hilarious because.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
That's like that that makes me laugh kind of the
same way when I first saw those pictures that people
would post online like roadkilled deer and someone would get
the get well balloons to get well soon balloon tie
it to its dead legage Recovery said that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Early broke up soon thereafter.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
And by the way, if I was doing something stupid
like that and I wiped out or I, you know,
end up crashing myself, I wouldn't expect anybody else to
do anything different than what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:16:42):
I would do what okay, baby, what if I get
like a bunch of trashy reas and put them on
the side of the road where you died and candle
better and make a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Hey, a forty five year old man died here. Let's
get some teddy bears and leave them out for a
few months. Let's get them like, let's get all sun bleached.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
When I was a kid, we lived near this park
and it had you know, the entrance to the park
had wooden pillars, so you couldn't take a motor vehicle
through it. This dude rode his motorcycle so fast and
tried to go between these two wooden pillars, hit his
knee and then went flying over. So we got to
this park before they cleaned it up. Inside the wooden

(01:17:22):
pillar was his kneecap.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
And then we went the.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Next day to look again and they had carved like
a cone out of it, like where the knee was.
But we saw his kneecap in the piece of road.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Ouch. It was disgusting. He was a rough rider. You
will be missed.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Yeah, but then they carved it, carved it out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
And also here's the thing, it's not like it happened
for no reason. You made a conscious decision. You know,
it wasn't anything else other than you did something super risky,
super dumb, and you left around and you found out.

Speaker 9 (01:17:57):
If I'm emember the mayor of a city, that's I
will have a police vision that is just the ahole patrol,
and they set up they catch you know, two fast
too furious people because you find him anywhere. They catch
people who pull into you know, busy intersections when it's
red and just sit there and they're blocking the cyber traffic.

Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
Yeah, there's drivers in New York City that are on
social media that it's just insane, like weaving in and
out of traffic everywhere all over the city.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Six six with what do you hopefully I catch it
on the dash cam?

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Oh, yeah, I always keep that running one.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Four morning on a show. I feel that sometimes woody,
even to a car that's speeding and cutting off other cards.
I want to see you get into an accident now,
like I'm rooting for it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
I can't even watch the sports accidents on video, let
alone see a real life motorcycle crash.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
In Arkansas, sixteen year old teen arrested after he was
flying down the road one hundred and fifty five mile
an hour caused an accident that killed two people.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
See that out now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
He was driving a sports car that his grandma had
bought him illegally since he was unlicensed. Oh but wait,
there's more. On the day of the crash, the seventy
one year old grandma decided to race as well. What
and while her grandson was hitting one hundred and fifty five,
granny herself was doing one twenty. I guess he's not
even over fifty seventy one. The teen's charges upgraded the

(01:19:16):
second degree murder, while grand grand was arrested charged with manslaughter.
Cool family, Yeah, too fast, too Furious's.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
Pretty bad ass. Okay, I have a question just for
learning for me. Yep, you just said one hundred and
fifty mile an hour? Do you is that how you
actually say it? Around one hundred and fifty five miles
per hour hour?

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Okay, one hundred and fifty it's technical one hundred and
fifty five miles per hour. Ye, but what are you
like talking about it? Five mile an hour like down
the road? I don't know. It's my my lazy speech, okay,
but I know technically that it's one hundred and fifty
five miles per hour.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I'm just learning.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Yeah, it's kind of like what you know, how you've
seen it? I heard it, but you know, you know
it's technically I saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Yeah, I heard it soon I thought. But that's how
they say it where he.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Grew up or it's kind of that's kind of like
a Pittsburgh it's a mile an hour. Yeah, he's going
down there? Oh he was going like one hundred and
fifty five mile an hour?

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Oh is he?

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Is he going down there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
He eats spiked all right?

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Forget to break more wood shown next thing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
I always say, if you want to get ahold of
us anytime after the show after ten am, you can
always call the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
and we do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
We get your messages there all.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
The time, and uh, I figure we have a couple
of minutes here, we can go through some of those.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
That's if the computer will cooperate here and I can
access the folder where Morgan keeps all the calls that
come in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Maybe maybe not. Yeah, look as good. I'm getting that
little spinning on it's been doing. Yes, it's been so
bad lately.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
It's just doing the spinning, a little spinning wheel thing.
That's dumb. I have it on Amazon Prime TV a
lot too. That's the only app that gives me the
spinning NonStop.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Well, while we're waiting on that to come back to life,
I'll read you this email. Alex Salazar. Now we got
we get him. This guy, he emails a lot. He's
a long time listener, always supportive, but subject on this one,
Woody and Greg sad and pathetic over male sex toys.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Sad and pathetic you mean hot sexy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Because Greg did his sex toy review. If you guys
remember as a fan. Yeah, listening. And by the way,
there's some there's some language in here. This is this
is Alex.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
Okay, I have to leave.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Then, listening to Wood, he ask how a flashlight is
better and making statements like a man does not need
lubor lotion to masturbate because all a man needs is
his hands. Just proves that. And I'll quote all bold,
all caps. Straight men are incredibly stupid, know nothing about
their body and are not fully attuned to their male

(01:22:02):
body and the full sexual potential of their body and
what it can experience.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Oh do we claim any different?

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Thank god, we fagots are here wow, to advance our
sex and move it forward, because we do that, amen,
we have always done that, not straight men. This is
a very impassionate email for something I'm really pretty silly.
What to gay people advance the sexuality? Yeah, being attuned

(01:22:30):
to the male body and the full sexual potential of
the male body, what it can experience. And so if
you're just like dry Jack and you're not doing it right,
I said, it's just pure function right, just.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
So shouldn't this segment have been great for him?

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Greg is in his fifties and he is unknowledgeable about
male sex toys and the gay male world. He's using
a fleshlight, which is for straight men. Hence why they
have vagina orphices. Mind does not thank you attachments. Flesh
jacks are the ones for gay men which have butt oriphices.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
It's called flesh jack.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
Mine has neither. I just use the term flesh light
the way you me the term kleenex. He seriously did
not know that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
And at his age he is just discovering the magic
and pleasure of the flesh jack.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
How pathetic. Oh my, you know what that is.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
That's sad.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
He is not a real gay man.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
Oh, in the gay.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Mail world, we do not feel shame for using sex
toys like flesh jacks and dildos. All we the royal
we right. Is it accepted in part of our culture? Oh,
it is accepted in part of our culture. He does
question mark. He is like a want to be straight man.
I'll just give you the email you can write back.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
Over the road.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Yeah. First, like, I use the term fleshlight generically. It's
not shaped like anything other than a cylinder and all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Kinds of generic quote. And if you don't fall in
line with the cookie cutter standard of gay men, you're
not a gay man.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Now, can you go on a website? They're a website
where you can go on and see all the different
ones that they offer, like you can choose like a
like a bad orfice or a butt orifice or a
particular color or either, or it's just a tube.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
A flashlight website, you have it all, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
After ours voicemail finally ready to go. Eight seven, this
one says menace is wrong.

Speaker 17 (01:24:16):
You got Minus talking about how tradesmen's wear the booboos
or something, and Sammy backing them up. I don't know
if that's real. I don't know if I should feel
sorry for the tradesman's out there. I don't know what
you got going on, but I've never heard of it.
I've never seen it. I don't know what you guys

(01:24:36):
are talking about. But don't you us into this just
because Menus wants to be all hype on the newest,
coolest thing. He wants to go to the new Mattel
thing and somewhere in Arizona. But dang, okay, anyways, leave
you guys bye.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
By Well, that's just saying real tradesmen aren't wearing la
boo boos on their belt or on their you know,
belt loops. Whatever you said.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
See that's where again we go into the conversation. If
we mentioned that, you know, maybe a few do they
people don't listen and they think the all things.

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
The point was was that all different types of people
like these, they're not there's not a specific type of person.

Speaker 18 (01:25:16):
Was just buying lab bubu.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
The zero to blanket state.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
I'm not even gonna say a thing.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Sea best page from Woody to us, and I responded,
I'm on your side, dude, bro I find uh that
was what type of person has a laboo boo? And
then I said, oh, everybody has them, tradesmen have them.
I said, what, he's a blue collar blue collars like,
that's not what It's all kinds of a typical lab
we have like.

Speaker 18 (01:25:42):
An electrician text in saying that he does.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Not that there is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Many one, no, not many, but we have.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
You can go online and can find a bunch of them.
But I'm just saying it's not a blanket statement.

Speaker 18 (01:25:55):
That it's right, we didn't everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
That's what he was asking for the type of person.
I said, the cl the typical profile, typical and it's
not okay, I was saying, and I'm trying to tell
you it's all types of demographic.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
It's you're not answering what he's question, which is the typical.

Speaker 18 (01:26:12):
Well, the answer is there isn't a typical, but there is.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:26:16):
You have a typical anything, You have a typical in
your own mind? Yes, I've looked.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
You looked at several videos of people at the stores,
people in line for Laboo Boo's, and there's a type
of person and it's not dudes.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
That's what we're talking about profiles like, because the profiles
exist for a reason, like the FBI profiles or psychological
profiles or you know, the I'm sure if you went
to the La Boo Boo headquarters, they would have a
profile of who their customer is.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Right, It's like asking what's the typical person that's going
out and seeing wicked?

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
Personally, I don't personally don't care that much. But argument no, no,
But if you have an idea in your head who
the typical typical customer is, congratulations, I have an observation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
I just looked it up on chat. Gp T said
give me the profile or demographic of a Laboo bu buyre.
It says typical buyer persona age twenty four to thirty eight.
Gender skews slightly female or non binary location, urban or
high creative hubs, job creatives, writers, designers, stylist, content creators,

(01:27:20):
or tech marketing professionals with taste.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
Okay, see, yeah, this is all like if you looked
at like I'm sure like the back end of MENACE's algorithm,
like these are the world that he.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Lives in, this world reality. I'm saying that that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
It makes sense why that would come up, or maybe
that's why you know you see that stuff. But I
mean again, you see guys who are you know, driving
around vans and trucks. They got to put the cone
out behind the truck every time they pull over, you know,
ladders on that truck.

Speaker 7 (01:27:45):
You know, you know you're putting words in my mouth
and say it's rampant throughout that community which he's selling.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Is that everybody else in this room? Imagine you're right,
it's not eight.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Is wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
I'm very drunk.

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
Do call it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:00):
And me, guys, I'm really messed up right now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Anyway, I won't call him because love with three women today,
I don't even know if they are women. Let's just
say they are a good day, good night. I don't
even know where I need a drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Yes, that one came in very early on a Sunday morning,
so he was out on a Saturday having a great time.

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
That's that's I've done it only once, and that's that's
a it's a mark of achievement because you have to
like hook up with one girl at the beginning of
the night, another girl later in that night, and then
have another girl.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
Or so you think their girl, right, he doesn't really
care taking the way too much work people.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Let's say, uh, all right, here we go. Let's go
this one says Sea Bass is a hypocrite?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
How okay, okay.

Speaker 14 (01:28:50):
So I'm listening to the podcast and Sea Bass is
getting a fist because somebody said that it seemed like
he might have a small when he constantly said that
he can judge if the female has a STD by
the way she looks the biggest hitocrit hypocrite on the
face of the planets. He can dish it, but he

(01:29:13):
can't take it in Jesus christ Man, first impressions, you
look like you have a small penis period?

Speaker 10 (01:29:22):
Would you would you.

Speaker 14 (01:29:22):
Feel better at first impressions they all said that you
look like you have an STD. What is wrong with you? Egotistical?
Have a great day.

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
Okay, all right, A couple of problem with this, because
that's number one, that's an easy insult that any generic
woman can throw out at any guy when they don't
want him to feel good. Number two, I wasn't getting kissed.
Number three because I know what the facts are. Number four.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah, there's a thing called BDE.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
Obviously big energy, which I certain guys do give off
course confidence And do you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
Think you give off the big D energy?

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
Oh yeah, you guys have talked about it multiple times
on the show. How I'm basically confident gregarious, especially in situation.

Speaker 18 (01:30:03):
I mean, would you like more delusional is?

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
But honestly and without without trying to break his balls?
Would you say that that Sea Bass has big D energy?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
If if somebody said, like, give me an example of
someone you know with big D energy, honestly a lot
of great qualities, that wouldn't have come to mind.

Speaker 18 (01:30:19):
No, No, I wouldn't think so.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Morgan, would you say that the Sea Bess has big
D energy?

Speaker 18 (01:30:23):
Were like big ego, but not big D energy?

Speaker 9 (01:30:28):
Is I know what the end I know what the
real answer is. I've taken it, I cast it, a
mold of it, and it's quite lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
But this secondary.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
But to his other point about hypocrites hypocrisy, you can
tell a dirty person by looking at them. That's that's
a different and that's a different quality in a person.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
There's certain markers right.

Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
Right exactly, this is this guy doesn't understand analogies, and
unfortunately he doesn't understand D's either.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
After Howards voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, Hey,
it was for great.

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
So my wife works at Walmart on lunch with people
walk by, as she said, not these people again, very
your every day so yeah you hate every day?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Yeah, playing right in the store now.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Anytime after ten o'clock if you want to start a
fight here on the show, you can after hours voicemail
eight seven seven forty four. Would what are you like
writing back to everybody in there? A lot of people
uh texting over take.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
An issue with Sea Bats.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
I mean it's easy, it's an easy fan Again, it's
the easiest insult in the world to call someone say
they have a small penis.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
I know, but like only only only people who have
actually have a small penis would be triggered by that
all or they would just be accepting and go, yeah,
you know, what I do have a small pian.

Speaker 9 (01:31:45):
That would be the other part of my response was
that I was never angry because it's like it's an
insult that doesn't apply to me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
What do I care after ours? Voicemail eight seven seven
forty four? What have we got time for? For one more?

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Here?

Speaker 10 (01:31:55):
Guys, I'm a woman in my forties and I recently
entered the dating world again, really putting myself out there,
and I just want to build an opinion on something.
So when I really like a guy, if you meet
on the first date and there's an opportunity for us
to be alone, I might like I would like to

(01:32:16):
get into it like I enjoy that. My question is
or like I want your opinions? Is it a bad
thing that I like to go either pretty far or
all the way on the first or second date. If
I am feeling it and that person is feeling it,

(01:32:37):
is that a bad thing? And also do guys lose
respect for women if they allow that to happen. I
am a pretty chill person. I don't require much. I'm
not fancy, I don't care. I just want to be
somewhere with someone and talk on the first date. So
is all of that a good thing or a bad thing?

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Uh, this has always been the thing I've never understood.
Women say, like, oh, I you know like you, so
I like you like so I'm gonna you know, I
don't want to do that now on the first date
because I do like it. So is that to say, like,
if you didn't like me as much, we'd be doing
it right now, like like in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I think it's like a guy's not going to call
if he gets it. So if he doesn't, then well,
if you like.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
Me and you think I'm a nice guy and you don't,
you're not seeing me that way. So why would you
assume that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
I'm Yeah, I don't know, because I think, yeah, there's yeah,
there's just theories on I've had I had sex with
my husband on the first date and my second longest
relationship on the first date, so I've got hayden.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
I also know a lot of people who have had
sex on the first date and get married, and then
you know other people who wait and then they get ghosted.

Speaker 18 (01:33:49):
I mean, I don't think there's really a rhyme or reason.

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
But what do you guys? There is a reason, because
guys are simple and they're like, Wow, this shig is
willing put out like right away, It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
I'm saying if you it just depends on how they
feel about you, Like, if they like you, of course
they'll call.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
Putting out on the first eight will not make me
like you less.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Correct like you?

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Yeah, if I already like yeah, yeah, Now if I
was like whatever, but she's gonna put out, so then yes, okay,
you'll go through a fit. But you don't really like that.
If you really like them, of course you'll call them again.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Do you think it's just a cliche these days of like,
oh he'll never call Yes, Okay, good day.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
I don't know, guys don't I mean, guys that I
know aren't thinking like that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
She's easy?

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
Yeah, Greg, I mean, I mean I think that it
would make you like.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
That when you're straight, you know, yeah, back in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
The kind of is the hope?

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
Well, anytime after if you've got a question we can
help you out with or anything. Just want to tell
us about her, maybe listening to old podcast you want
to give us your two cents on that. I mean,
we have a whole bunch of these after hours voicemails
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(01:35:07):
you running back to Alex's email?

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
I already did already, stupid message.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Send us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Everybody else gotta take a quick break.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
I'm it take a permanent one.

Speaker 19 (01:35:21):
I'm gonna fill myself show.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
I don't care why you be listening.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
You love it listening.

Speaker 14 (01:35:29):
As long as you're listening.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
This is the Hoody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Hey,
we got the birthdays and the porno birthday for this
Thursday morning coming up here in just a couple of minutes.
But first was check in with the menace. Hell yeah,
what do you guys say?

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
So that's fine idea.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
I got to say, a medicine's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
Well, how you been seeing what's going on with UFC
fighter Connor McGregor.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Now, what, dude, weener photos?

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
Everybody?

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
Really look at the two people who got most excited yes, Sam,
I mean we're.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Out there dog and apparently it's crooked and broke. The
person that's calling all this out. Have you heard of
the artist known as Elizia Banks, ok otherwise Azalia Banks. Yeah,
she's kind of kooky, kind of wacky. But she says
that McGregor has been sending her nude photos since twenty sixteen,

(01:36:25):
and then she has decided to put them out there.

Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
Bitch, hold on, hold on, Okay, there's one part of
the story I didn't get to, ok she says, and
I think you're going to retract says that they were unsolicited,
so unsolicited in her photos we can't get on.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Okay, it's solicited then.

Speaker 8 (01:36:49):
Yes, that's the thing is for nine years it's been unsolicited.
You haven't blocked him by now or anything. You've just
accepted them to one day release all of them and
held them.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Also a jackass?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
What Sammy?

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
You turned me around? Can ask you a question for the
ladies in the room. Ever been with a guy with
a crooked one?

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
Does it feel weird?

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Yeah, it's like you you may have to get into
a different position, yeah, or it just takes like you think.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Like headed toward your hip.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Yeah, yeah, it is. What do they call what's the
dogs or disease or.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Yeah yeah, all of a sudden, like a dog leg
to the right, dog leg left.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
I'm looking this up and I can only see the
blurred ones deal.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
It's called X. Well how does that work?

Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
If you get unsolicited nudes and then you share them?
Is that revenge porn if you didn't X for them.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
I don't think she cares if.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
You don't know, because then you can say you can
counter for saying it was harassment, you know what I mean? Like,
as much as that is revenge porn, that could also
be considered something else. If you really want to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Make a stink about it, it is harassed.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
But if you're mad about that, why why are you
sending these to me in the first place?

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
Apparently he's on phaze because he's out on yachts right now,
still married with children. Also, let's not forget that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Yeah oh yeah, oh I did forget that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Sam has got no problem with the cheaters. Does he
have a tattoo on his wien? On his peanuts?

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
I want to harass Sammy by letting her see it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
I can't find it on blurred one. Just search Twitter
for condor a Gregor Penis.

Speaker 7 (01:38:27):
Yeah, that's where if you always want the unblurred stuff,
you go to Twitter.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
What else is happened to menace?

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
What do you guys think about this?

Speaker 10 (01:38:36):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
I don't know this person, Alison Brie, but she is
with David Franco in our Dave Franco, whatever you want
to call him. They're out in public in a park
and she's cutting his toenails. People are shaming them for good.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
Maybe she's an il tech you don't know. Yeah, that's
what she does for a living.

Speaker 18 (01:38:55):
She's from yeah community, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
No, no, maybe she was. Everybody had a life before
whatever they did right now. Yeah, in the day, I
worked at a grocery store. I worked fast food.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
I had a couple of other jobs.

Speaker 16 (01:39:05):
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
I was a courier for an accountant's office.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
I was a coach check I get Yeah. See, Now
it's a large park. Would you be offended by that?
Now if it's like a restaurant, Yes, I do prefer
to cut.

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
My nails outside, though I don't want to use the
word offended. I would find it highly questionable and annoying.
I don't understand why anybody would cut their nails anywhere
other than behind closed doors at all. Hi, Why I've
seen people cutting nails? You mean in public? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Public?

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
Yeah, I've seen people cut nails on the airplane, on
a bus, in the office, in the office, at a park.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
If why are you doing it anywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
If at home, if you have a hangnail and it's
catching on something and keeps catching on your sweater, I'll
give you a break and you can fix that one nail,
fix the rest of them when you get home.

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
But to's now, since this is a wife husband issue,
I could very much see a scenario where he was
just walking around and she's like, oh, that's gross, let
me take care of it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Yeah, And it just happened to because that's where it was.
One thing I don't like. I don't like when people
file their nails anywhere work, number, You get nailed dust everywhere, right,
And I do prefer if I'm going to cut my nails,
I will cut them outside over the grass, so that
way the.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Clippings just go right at home.

Speaker 6 (01:40:15):
Apart.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
No, no, not not at apart on an airplane.

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
Well, guys, I have some bad news for you. There
as sources saying that Christina on the Coast may be canceled.
Oh I know you got Hot Stove hg TV News.

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
I can't imagine they would do that. They canceled those
uh that gay couple in Detroit. They oh, yeah, their
show sucked. Christina is just she's too big to cancel.
She's too good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
And she's still doing the other show too, So it's
just the one show.

Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
It's just Christina on the Coast, Greg spin off Christina
in the Country. As you know, it was only one season. Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
To tell you this, it has been months since I
put h TV.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Two months you guys, dare you?

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Job? Months?

Speaker 7 (01:41:05):
How dare you?

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
I've just been busy with everything else. And when I
finally sat down to watch some TV is when I
watched the rehearsal.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Yeah, I'm right there with you. Yeah, I think it's
about what happened to you guys. I don't like I've
been watching shrinking. I watched the Studio, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
I mean I did like Flip or Flop. That was good, obvious.
Christie on the Coach just because I hate her so much,
I never watched I.

Speaker 14 (01:41:25):
Love it all right, bot showy gonna shiver, We're gonna
sit She was like, it's Shay and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
You know we don't do.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
We'll sorry. With the birthdays, Happy birthday to Baywatch and
night Rider legend David Hasselho Nice who's seventy three years
old today. Country megastar Luke Bryan is forty nine. Geez,
your mother from Black Sabbath is seventy six. Mark Burnett,
this guy has been responsible for all these big reality shows,
everything from Shark Tanks to Survivor The Voice, I mean

(01:41:58):
just a ton of thing six five years old today.
Actress Billy Lord, daughter of Carrie Fisher, is thirty three.
Jason Clark, actor Australian houses pie you might know him
from Zero Dark thirty and Planet of the Apes, is
fifty six and one of the NHL's young stars. Connor Bedard.
He plays for the Chicago Blackhawks. He's only twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Damn, but he's in the NHL. Like, how cool would
that be?

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
Rule? Yeah, he was a first round draft pick, played
in his I he's a starter in his first sea
black Hawks sucks so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
What is it about hockey that allows them to get
in so young?

Speaker 11 (01:42:33):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
And that could you couldn't pull that off football? Football?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
No, but it could they do that in baseball, right,
sometimes like a back in a nineteen year old.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Or sometimes really really you hit, you you really hit
coming to this game round twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Oh maybe its because like hockey rules. I don't know,
but you.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Would just think body side, you get cracked up all
on the ice.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
Ol there, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
But I mean some of these guys are big, you know, yeah,
they have like a pituitary problem.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
Yeah, I mean it was like you know, you know,
especially I you're getting drafted in the NHL at that point,
like you already like you know, pretty much man grown
man size right anyway, Conabar, He's twenty years old today.
Your porno birthday is Vivian da Silvia and today's birthday girl.
She has seen more ceilings than a spider greg get it.
She's always on her nine fine films, including All He

(01:43:19):
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(01:43:40):
Brazilian college Babe uses her tight butthole for rent.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Paint o guy, work with what you got?

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Yeah, baby, I don't have any money.

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
You know what I do have, though, Gina with Instead
of going to that weird box to drop off your rent,
Yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Weird box, I went Viviando Silva, who is thirty three
years old today? And now's your Porner birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Thursday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.
Insensitivity draining for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:44:18):
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Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Hey, good news.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Tomorrow is Friday, and it's gonna be a Woody free
Woody Show because tomorrow's my Colonoscopye okay, yeah, my points
at seven thirty tomorrow morning. So just at seven thirty
tomorrow morning, just be thinking to me with a no,
I got a tube of my butthole.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
Yeah, you're gonna be loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Yeah, taking a tour, taking a tour, getting blasted. Anyway,
everybody else will be here. The show will go on.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
But tomorrow on the show, I'm assuming like Friday fail
stories and things like that. Do you yq iq I
heard there's a menace late night monologue, weekend review. Hell yeah,
that and anything else everybody can do to get through
the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow Friday.
On The Woody Show, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 6 (01:45:47):
Please yeah, fake it till you make it, and then
keep on faking it because nobody's got a clue.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
Menace is to point out at the time, I just
think it's funny. You know, when social media was really
starting to become a thing, these big, huge Fortune five
hundred companies would hire a social media director and they'd
be sitting there, you know, spouting off all this stuff,
all this expert advice on social media, and then menace
would look up their own personal accounts like the social
media director's account, and they would have like five hundred followers.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
Yeah, less something again, Fortune five hundred companies. Dorks are
like directing, Like what nobody knows.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
What the hell is going on now? No, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:38):
Catch back here on Friday. Have a great day. Smduam,
I quit this bitch,