FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 21st 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, morning.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It is Monday, it's brand new week.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's July the twenty first, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Welcome to it. My name is Whatdy. That's Greg Gory.
I would welcome men. Thank you, Greg. There's a menace.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Is here?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
And we got se bend Ye boy. There is Sammy.
We have our associate producer, Morgan. She's here, Von our
video producer. We got we got Benji in the Woody
Show production department. Gangs all here to make another week
of magic on the radio. Phones are open for you
to be a part of things. Eight seven seven Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to

(01:21):
nine eight seven. Of course, get to the weekend cheers
and jeers and all the trending news headlines, and we
know it's all happening this morning. And we have the
entertainment stuff. We've got the birthdays, We've got the Porno
birthday that'll be later on this hour. And today is
the beginning of one of the most exciting weeks that
we do all year. It's an annual tradition here on
the show on Discovery they do Shark Week. Yep, still

(01:44):
a thing, still a thing, still very popular. My wife
loves it. She watches Oh yeah, she'll go on the
Discovery app and she'll watch all the different things and
a lot of them are the same shows.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That is, repeat them.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Everybody, but every year there's at least a couple new
things again. Dancing with Sharks host Tom bergeron Oh Yeah,
Tom Berger on that reminds me. So, you know our
friend Mark Thompson, of course formerly of Mark and Brian.
He filled in when Greg was gone for the one day. Anyway,

(02:17):
he hit me up and he has his podcast We
Find Mark's uh text message here, and he was doing
an interview with Tom bergeron He Goes. I was interviewing
Tom Berger on this afternoon. During the interview, Tom brought
up the fact that he saw a clip of me
on your show on YouTube. So apparently, Tom Berger your yeah,

(02:37):
that you didn't even know about version one of the
hosts of America's Funny, right.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I see, now this is going to ring untrue because
you just read that. But I always thought Tom bergeron
just seems like such a neat guy. It's really nice
and he's very likable. He said he was how he
knows we exist. He has a very loose, very fun interview.
His greatest is recalling his childhood with the Three Stooges. Oh,

(03:04):
one of the best stories I've ever heard. And then
you go and Gina can go f herself. Okay, yeah,
because Geena used to work on his show.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, it was awesome co hosting with him, but I
was constantly told what a whore I was.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
All right, Oh, I know, it's a panties fit. That's right, Yeah,
that's what That's what they say. Anyway, Nark Week kicks
off today, so it's a whole week. If you love
card narks man, this is your week. Agents at Bastian
and guests sometimes and sometimes some of the other agents
of the card Arks out there trying to get people
to do the right thing. Put the cards back. So that's
coming up a little bit later on this morning here

(03:38):
on the Woody Show. All right, so you know how
they say you don't judge a book by its cover.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
They say that.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Now I'm going to tell you a story here. This
guy who is on the registered sex offender list in Colorado.
He is going to walk free. Prosecutors drop the kidnapping
charges involving the attempted abduction of an eleven year old
at an elementary school. A psychological evaluation found he was
mentally incompetent to stand trial. The incident, sparking outrage, leads

(04:08):
the schools principal replacement and security upgrades. And the man
has a history of arrest but limited access to mental
health care. And the case has sparked heated debate over
public safety and criminal justice policy. Okay, I have his mugshot.
That's what I say, Judge of book By, its covered.
So knowing what we know about this guy, now, do
you think it's possible that a guy like this responsible

(04:30):
for something like that?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Oh my god, that's not real.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's a zombie.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
A zombie that is scary.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It looks like something off of like The Walking Dead.
He like black dude, looks like he's like high. His
eyes are kind of half closed, but he looks like
he's looking up towards the sky. He's missing at least
a handful of teeth.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
He's not dead. I mean, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
It looks like free was this, Yeah again, it got okay.
He doesn't have to be in pound me into whatever jail. No,
he needs to be in an institution away from society
to do a psychological evaluation. It finds that you are
mentally incompetent to stand trial, and it's because you were
attempting to abduct an eleven year old.

Speaker 8 (05:14):
My god, could you imagine being eleven years old and
that guy tries to take you.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
That's, by the way, that's we're finding out. That's what
happened with the guy who murdered the American idol producer
last week or whatever. He was at one point found
mentally incompetent and instead of locking him up.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
In handful of what society deal with you?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, well you could be rehabilitated, you know, because I
was reading about how and I think it was TMZ
that was reporting this.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
But Diddy is trying to clean up his image.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
He's enrolling in therapy and rehab style programs while he's
in prison. Well that's that's that's say every every every
lawyer will tell you to do that. That's a probation
or prison. You'll get out immediately.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
Get in front of it, all right, Sam you don't
know this guy's background here, but how much.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
To date him?

Speaker 11 (06:00):
That zero?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
That looks like he just assume he didn't know anything
about that. And this is this is what came up
on the tender profile. O my god, there was a
dollar a.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Literally looks like a zombie. Like he's not a lie.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You would never go back to sleep. So it's solely off.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Just it's so scary because he looks like he's on
drugs and completely mentally he didn't.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
It looks like he hasn't showered in years.

Speaker 12 (06:23):
Okay, one kiss, no, no, And you're saying that because
he's black.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
He looks like he has a tattooed face almost you
know what means? All right, that's like okay, I think
that's the more. That's a better question. Just a kiss.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Okay, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I would say nightmare if it would save a kit,
a group of kittens.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It looks like when there's a high profile death that
they publish a photo of the corpse. Sam is saying,
or this looks like a corpse.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Look alive at all?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, Greg, to kiss kiss that guy.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's do a minimum half a million, half a million,
for a kiss. Well, what are you going with?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Like, so he has herpes? Right, but so I mean
something least. Yeah, you're kissing a legal corpse.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
I guess disease.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I mean is it on camera? Off camera either?

Speaker 13 (07:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
On forever you do it in secret, there's witnesses but
no photos to know that you did it right.

Speaker 10 (07:34):
Yeah, secret probably like uh like five grand publicly publicly
like one hundred.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Wow, that's about Ryan.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Yeah, I see, we're realistic, We're not like these over dramatic.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Plus five grand is not enough.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Even that's not enough. But I would say secret fifty public.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Whip tongue.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hundred. That's that's one of our favorite games where we
say like, oh, you got to do this, but you
got to maintain eye contact to complete.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Complete secret two hundred million public Yeah five hundred.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm trying to get rush. It would make you ill.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, you have to a series of antibiotics.

Speaker 14 (08:24):
Sammy.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
No, I no, no, Because I would think I think
I would make a deal and like think that I
could do it, and then the second that he started getting.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Close, I would just run. I wouldn't actually be able
to go through with this.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Or you would do it and you would never recover
from it, like you would never be the same.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Exactly. I'm trying to give this guy's name.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's Solomon Gallaghan.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Is that is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I think I may have found him.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, Okay, because you got it.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
People have to be able to see the ya O
l O M O N gallo g A L l
I G A N Solomon Gallay. Here's another situation, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Okay, time travel becomes real, but you got to kiss
this guy to stop nine to eleven?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Sammy, if time timel.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Becomes real, maybe he was like healthier at that time.
You know, maybe.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Now to stop nine to eleven? Are you a patriot
or are you would do it?

Speaker 14 (09:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:20):
To stay eleven?

Speaker 10 (09:21):
I would do it because.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You stop, not to stop it.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's a hypothetical. That should be a new that should.

Speaker 14 (09:31):
Be a new.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Trademark.

Speaker 9 (09:34):
Forget trademark, copyright new segment of what he show. Hypothetical hero,
forget the money, Sammy would have stopped eleven?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Would take it out this?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Would you have done it to stop the Air India
flight from crashing?

Speaker 5 (09:49):
You could save so many things because that.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Has nothing nothing to do with America.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
It doesn't and it's also not as many people would.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Like, so you wouldn't do it. Basically, stop to stop
the Air India crash.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
I mean if I was literally watching the plane go
down it was happening, I would probably do it. If
it was just an unknown like, hey, there's a plane
out there that's going to crash.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
If you don't, I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
The next day.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yeah, it's basically the butterfly, and I would be like, oh,
that's said he sat for me to kiss that guy.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
To stop the Air India crest, you would.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Absolutely just save two hundred and sixty souls.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I know she just wants to kiss.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I mean I wanted the kids to do You're attracted makeout.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
You guys got everybody.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
To see the guy were again. Google Solomon Gallagan s
O L O M O N Gallagan g A L
L I G A N story out of a Colorado.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Look at this guy's mugshot.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
All he did was trying to like abduct an eleven
year old Yeah right off, like a soccer field looks.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Like And I know people over use the phrase, but
this is the definition of nightmare fuel.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh yes, yeah, this is the stuff that your parents
always warned you about, you know, like don't talk to strangers.
This is the person you picture. This is the bookiy man,
this is a horror movie. This is the boogey man
under the bed or in the closet or you know.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
You're right, he looks like he looks like this is
this doesn't look like a mugshot, looks like something from
the more.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yes, yeah, and now I thinks to this conversation tonight,
when I do sleep, I am gonna have nightmares about
making out this guy after masturbate.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Right, but we think of all the right to say
mass sleep, I dream about making out this guy this
same lot.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You're a hero, alright? Eight seven seven What a weird conversation?
Start to wait eight seven seven forty four? Whatody? That's
eight seven seven forty four? Whatdy?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Text us over to two two nine eight seven. Sammy's
first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint at
the bus stop.

Speaker 11 (11:50):
She looks like she's got anuntsy shop that doesn't do
very well. The only people, she said, feels like your
close family. Like she's not a witch, but she hangs
around with you. So it's like, here, hold these stones
and let's hold hands in home.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
I do have a yesailure.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
And it's another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
It's Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's July the twenty first, Yeah, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Woody Gray minutes, ra Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here taking
your calls.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
If you'd like to be a part of stuff eight
seven seven forty four Woody, you can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Narc Week
is here, Shark Week on Discovery. It's Nark Week, Carton
arc Week here on the Woody Show. So if you
love Woody Show, cart Narks, this is a great week
for you agents abashed out there getting.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
People to trying to get people to return their cards.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeahasy right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I heard a little clip of an interview with a
guy who's got one of the Shark Week shows this
this year. It's how to Survive a shark attack.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm gonna say it sounds fascinating. It sounds interesting, like
what to do either if you're the situation or you're
with somebody, and what you should do if some of
your WHI gets attacked.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Pass out, don't look delicious.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
His whole thing is about how, you know, people just
need to fall more in love with sharks, and then
you're going to this whole thing about shark attacks, like
what why would you which is it? Yeah? Why would
you fall in love with something that's trying to taste you?
I know, they say they don't want to eat you,
they just think you're something else. But still I don't
even know shark bite me. No, you are Sea bass

(13:34):
talking about that girl that swims with sharks? All that
was I that's that Netflix show the Shark Whisper. She
basically is doing it for the grand but then she
can go and well, I'm raising awareness because while she's
doing the exact thing you should not be doing, she's
kissing them and Stuffah, exactly. You hear conflicting things from
time to time about what you should do, what you
shouldn't do if you are face to face with a shark.

(13:56):
Although something tells me that by the time you realize
that your face to face with a shark, it's too late.
Wait too unless you see like a dorsal or something
sticking up, you know, and then you're kind of in
the area, like yeah, that's the thing, Like do you
kind of slowly make your way out of the water,
or like I would think of that swash and in
that in that rush to get out there, you might

(14:17):
get their attention where you might not be on their radar.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I don't know. And they do like they they do
say you either bop it in the nose or you
turn it over on its back, which is like you're
super easy.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
One.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
There was a guy.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
No, no, you put your hand out and you put
your hand on its snout and you kind of gently
guide it away. Yeah, okay, yeah, like you know it's
gonna be it's gonna be like a squid. They released
that big cloud of ink, except mine's gonna be duty. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a big.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Giant brown duty cloud cloud of diarrhea. As I'm getting
the hell out of there, you stopped me from going
to the ocean. No, it doesn't stop me from going
to the ocean either.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You go this way, jaws. Yeah, I'm gonna nudge you
over there.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Weekend cheers and jeers. I will just start the calling.
On Friday went great, noise, It was super easy. They
found one little poll up which they which they removed
and it is weird about how you know you can
have somebody up in your ass and snipping something out
and the whole thing and wake up and not even
like I had no idea if you wouldn't have told

(15:18):
me I had to call anoscopy. Like, your butt's not sore,
I don't feel any there's no weird kind of zero
after feeling even after you leave the dentist after a cleaning,
like you know, you just had something done to your mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
This had no idea had something done to your butt.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
You're not even damp, You're not even damp, nothing nothing,
But I thought they put like a big pipe up
in there.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
They do. I mean, it's a tube, it's a tube.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
You feel nothing, but.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
You felt nothing. Really, Yeah, I really enjoyed the prop.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That was great. It's not the best.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, that was great, I will say it. Jeers is too.
I did waveh myself before and after the prep, and
the prep was easy. I did something called clean Pick
c l e A n p i Q is the
name of the medication or the prep stuff that you take,
and it was a cramp berry flavor, which wasn't bad,
especially because yeah, because they that's because you're losing so much.

(16:06):
You know, you need to say it's it's a way
for you to stay hydrated, right, So it's yeah, extra
extra salty is very like a very salty cranberry refresher,
still like a weird aftertaste, but compared to what I
had the last time I had this done, which was
like this milk chalky, kind of watery, disgusting. That was nasty.

(16:28):
This wasn't bad. It was only five point four ounces,
and you just chug it. They say you could chug it.
I don't have to get sucked. They say you can't
refrigerate it. It would have been much better cold, but
just chug it. And then I was using a sprite
zero sugar, so with the cranberry and the sprite kind
of worked together.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Cotail.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, I did that, but I did that intentionally anyway.
So weighed myself before the preps started. Weighed myself right
before I left to go to the kolonask to be
one stinking pound. One pound after crapping your brains out,
one one stupid pound.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
And not eating for twenty four hours. It was so disappointed.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I guess it's good because it means you you weren't
backed up. But that's still really depressing.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, yeah, that sucked.

Speaker 11 (17:14):
Blows.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Although I I am at my lowest weight that I've
been in years, So I mean not just colonosco By,
but something. I mean that's good. There's a lot of
good things I would say, like overall the cheers after
getting through last week in the kolonosco By, which I
put off not because I was worried about someone going
up on butt. It was just one of those things
like I'll get around to scheduling it. I'll get around
to scheduling it. And so finally doing that, spent a

(17:36):
bunch of time this weekend organizing a couple of things.
You ever go through the cabinets and drawers and organized
stuff and throw a bunch of stuff out. I had
a bunch of these papers that I was holding on to,
like you know, insurance documents and different things and things
that you you hold on too because you need for
a time, right, but then there's a time where you
don't need that stuff anymore. I just kind of piles up.
I shredded so much paper, like I cleaned and organized

(17:58):
and everything else, and man, that feel good. So that's
definitely the uh the cheers, like just kind of organization,
getting your life in order.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's good knowing.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
That, you know, I got the doctor thing all set,
now got a new doctor. I'm all up to date
all my stuff. I just did an annual, did all
the blood tests, did the stupid colonoscopy, got my health
information all in order. Because of all the fa stuff
that I'm going through. But it does feel nice when
you when you get through that stuff. And no jury
duty and yeah, and then I called in every day
for jury duty last week and then was told it

(18:27):
didn't have to report. So now I'm off the hook
for another another year, another twelve months. Oh yeah, I
had a couple of personal records in your power lifts, right,
like your squat and your deadlift and oh yeah, absolutely
hell yeah yeah right, uh huh that's right, SeaBASS weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well menace.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, about once a year I stayed a holiday and express,
which means that they have.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
They have.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
That is the home of the Menus exclusive original of
the obsession, The one Touch Pancake Maker. Oh is a small,
well not small. It's a big countertop like three or
four toaster size convenient device device where you press a
button and one minute later, two pancakes pop.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Out, and what is that from the machine?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That is from the day old pancakes from uh, the
Greater Tacoma area. They look to maker. He had for
years lobby to get on the show. Now, actually that's

(19:33):
what I did.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
What I did differently this time here is I cracked
the thing open because I was always worried about, you know,
that cleanup of the because you can mix the batter
blah blah blah blah, and it is just a bag.
So they give you a bag, you fill it with water,
shake it up, and then you throw it at the top.
And as the pancakes are pooped out, there's a little
roller around there that squeezes the batter, the bag clothes,
and it comes on these little like silicon mats and

(19:54):
it it toasts or.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Bakes the pancake on each side. Of course you get
to watch the whole thing. My dad made the observation, Yeah,
the only people who really used the one touch pancake.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Maker are little kids.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
The one touch pancake acre. He's like, yeah, I see,
like six year old thing. It's way better than the
self waffle maker. Those things and they take forever.

Speaker 12 (20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
Yeah, So Yeah, this is literally one two pancakes one minute.
They are a little chewy.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I I've always said that the.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Pancakes you never great. I had offered to buy one
for the studio, but we researched more in the whole
clean up process. It's not it's not worth the amount
of labor. It's labor intensive. The amount of labor you
got to use for you get a personal chef every
day for exactly quite a while. Yeah, let's do that.
Well chefs swoop. Yeah, he's out of town. He's been

(20:48):
doing like some He was supposed to be here and
then he had a thing out of town. So it
turns out he's the only personal chef there is.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
No but you're lucky. He's for one a month and
it's going to be that guy. I like that guy.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
He's, you know, trying to get some extra work and
stuff like that. That's what we're going to help him
out of. Wait, start the process. You have to take
a bag of the mix if you if you are
the person setting it up. Yeah, operator, yeah, it's like
a half you know.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
So it truly is for the consumer one touch pancakes.
Yeah yeah, yeah. When you're the receiver, you just hit,
but just hit them.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
And fresh hot pancakes. When they're fresh and hot, they
are good. Yeah, Like when you own one of these things,
I don't know why you'd own one if if you
weren't a holiday and express.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I don't know why he is fourteen by two or
three feet.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah maybe now a billionaire. No one in your house
for quick and easy pancakes. I mean, other than some
of the frozen ones aren't bad because you just like
nuke them. To my cot it's fine. But like as
far as making one in a pan, the easiest thing
I ever saw it was called the batter blaster. I'm
not kidding. I remember that, and and they sold it
in the refrigerated section at the grocery store. And it

(21:47):
was like a like a ready whip can and you
would just shake it up and you heat the pan
and you would just it would dispense the batter through
one of those little plastic nipple nozzle things, and and
it was good. Like the pancake batter itself was really good.
I've not seen batter blaster in the store for quite
a while. Be discontinued, yeah, pretty quickly.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
So it's like an easy cheese or like kind of great.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, but he had cheese whizz Is except it's got
pancake batter in it, and wow, pretty cool. I do this.
I do the shake stuff now, yeah, the shake stuff.
I mean, if you're gonna do that, you might as
well just like just mix it, just mix it up yourself,
shake it. The business is twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
It was.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
It was a a blaster own bladder now, that's right.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Greg Gory, My cheers is too. Years spending some good
quality time with Gina and having many conversations about our
sordid past.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, we really opened up.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
It was good. What do you mean sorted past? I
told her about my first relationship with the dude. Oh,
here's a chronological liar and a sociopath, and and then
I went down that road for many many men to come.
And now she understands my trust issues. You guys like Galton.
It was a great girl's day exactly. Also, and also

(23:06):
cheers to finally seeing a movie I was excited to see.
I said, screw it, we're gonna rent it. It was
for rent Drop, which I had been wanting to watch,
where the chick goes on a date and she gets
these weird air Drops on her phone, saying you must
kill your date. It was good in it.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
No, not one is one of your Amazon Prime specials.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It was on Amazon and never heard it. It was
in theaters. It was really good. It met my expectation.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
There is nobody famous in this.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
No nobody at all. Never heard of any of these people.
Jeers is not going to bed once this weekend. I
had glorified with it because so I put on Drop,
fell asleep, woke up at about I don't know, two
in the morning, put Drop back on, fell asleep again,
was wide awake at four in the morning. Oh, I
never went to bed tonight. Saturday night comes around, same deal. Oh,

(23:55):
I never finished Drop. It took me so many attempts.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
You didn't even get through it once all the way through.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It took any three, maybe four attempts to get through it.
Because that's really good. I fell asleep, and then, uh,
never once went to bed. So I spent the night
on the couch and then I just had what I
would call a glorified nap all weekend long, and never
once stepped foot into my bedroom.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
So Friday night, that was Friday night, we tried to
watch correct.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Fell asleep and then tried again Saturday morning, fell asleep.
What about Saturday night? Tried it again? Yes, still drop.
Oh yeah, it took me all weekend to watch it.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
How long is this?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Like an hour and a half?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
I think I give it four naps.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
But then once you're up at four all Friday night,
all Saturday night, you spent on trying to finish one movie.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Correct And then when I said not that way, said
just you know you read this the normal amount I did.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, so you spent extra money on top of whatever
streaming you could have had.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It was five ninety nine, and you get forty eight
hours to watch it.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Thank god, I know you needed all forty eight hour
Ye are there some cheers and jeers?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Hope you guys had a good weekend. You can get
us up on the chest altitude two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It is Nark Week, Everybody Cartnark Week.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
You're on The Woody Show, Shark Week on Discovery.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Agent Sebastian with Today's round of cart and Arks.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's coming up next.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And while it is Shark Week on Discovery, it is
Nark Week. You're on The Woodi Show. Everybody's well one
of everybody's favorite things that we do is Carton Arks.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (25:34):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Even people who have not.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Heard of the Woody Show, they've heard of Cartonarks. It's
taken on a life of its own since we started
doing it here on the show phenomenon. It's international phenomenon,
Yes it is. And so while we've been doing this,
I don't know Nark Week for a number of years.
When Shark Week happens on Discovery, we have Agent Sebastian
out there each morning with the lord's work of trying
to get people to you know, just do the right thing,

(25:57):
the moral thing, and return that cart the easy either yeah,
either to the corral or back to the front of
the store.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Homes or news harmes. And it is day number one
of Nark Week. And Sea Mass which one of the
many agents of the car Narves do we have here.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
That's our favorite agent Carterini from the greater New York
City area. He was he was out on Staten Island. Uh, folks,
wh don't know, that's little crappy Island.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
South, one of the boroughs of New York.

Speaker 9 (26:27):
Officially is New York City, but it is more just
like a wasteland of strip malls, and just god awfulness.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
David sent is from Yeah, he would agree at Staten
Island running joke.

Speaker 14 (26:39):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
And it's fun when when Agent Carterini's out talking to
people and he finds someone who's a perfect accent that
perfectly matches his. And that's who he found here, a
guy who he had parked. He was on the end spot, so.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
There's that little corner kerb area and he's said, well,
I could take my cart, you know, three four spots
over to the car return, or I could kind of
hook it so it's just out of the way of
my car, but still hanging his ass out into the
driving area, therefore making it hard for people to drive.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Is that the curbing where the two wheels are up
on top of Yeah, and.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
Then hit but then hanging out not into the spot,
but it just did at the driver. So Agent carter
REDI approaches this man very nicely, very gently, and just
I'm sure we'll get him immediately to correct his mistake.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, you show narc week what's going on? Elie
walking to me right?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yes, because you let your caught out.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, what have you got nothing better to you?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
No, sir, I'm the Cordno I think you should get
a life, sir, you should get a better sense of morality.
Person that right.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
There, foot off right now?

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Why why would I do such a thing?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Do you think?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Did you tell me a reporting?

Speaker 14 (27:40):
Did you tell me a reporting?

Speaker 16 (27:41):
It?

Speaker 13 (27:41):
Because that's my name's Agia card Arenia the cord knock.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You a famo, Get a life, I got you talking
to me.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I gotta get a life, get a job. Just ruined
your day. Then he saw that there's a camera your body,
forget about it. He's going through he's going through all
the phases of lazy bones, green, are you recording me?

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Anger?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Get a life, so Agy Carter, And he sees that
this guy who is not not so nice so far,
you knows he's like you. You get to give that
magnet off my car, which, by the way, the magnet
hasn't even got on the car. It's just he's just
doing that movie mover. He floats above the surface and
they guy, of course, he's such a this guy, such.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
A prissy pants. But what are you doing over there?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
And he points out that this car isn't in fantastic
It's it's a Mercedes, but older Mercedes, not in great
condition to begin with.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
Get a life, sir, you need to get a better life.
Rethink your life and your decision because you're.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Be in a lazy bones overhere. Don't toush my property, sir.
What do you think is gonna happen? Brushed off? This
thing's covered in bird poop overhead? You know you don't
worry about your car that much.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Put it on, don't. Did you go after the.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Bird too cracked on your car?

Speaker 11 (28:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
That's my other favorite thing to do is they say,
as they tell, they dare, they dare the agents to say,
put it on there, don't put it on there, don't
put it put it on there. Okay, go ahead, put
it on there. Because they're being sarcastic. They think they're
you're not. It's just hovering. Yeah, like Bart Simpson and
Lisa Simpson, I'm not touching you. Yeah exactly. They think
they're being clever and like it's it's just intimidating, is
what it is. They're like, ahead, put it on the essentially,

(29:09):
see what happens.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
By the way, a real man, if a bird crabs
on its car, you know what the move is, right,
you kill the bird, right, You crawl up the tree
and you crap.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
In its nest. Yeah, you take it dump in the
bird's nest.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I never thought of it that.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, well that's why that's what you do.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Agent car already points out that at no point, so far,
as I said, has the mand it actually touched this
man's car.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You don't. You don't have my permission to touch my car.

Speaker 13 (29:34):
You don't have my permission to leave your card out
and touch other people's cars.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
How about that.

Speaker 14 (29:37):
Obviously you touching my profit.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I have not touched it yet. In fact, so you're
lying right now.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
You're responsible for your own You.

Speaker 13 (29:44):
Raised a good point. You're responsible for your own actions.
Why didn't you take your card backs?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
What I thought?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
So you're say you're gonna hurt me? Is that what
you're saying.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm not implying anything.

Speaker 14 (29:52):
Your actions will imply what I do much.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
No, Oh, I don't know what imply means to interpretation.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Like Yoda, he's overlooking everything. Carterini is saying.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
That's that's what that's their thing is. The card arks
will always they'll take the statement that's given to them,
reply to that statement, and and engage in a conversation.
And the moron who left his cart out just moves on.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
To the next thing.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
Sure, he's just like what we're looking everything now because
of the area. Is Carterina Cardierini ever afraid of the
mafia or do you think the mafia would be on
his side?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Also, I don't know what kind of mafia that got
out there.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
Would there be an alliance or it's the double wide
mafia or would there be a hit.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
That's a good question, because maybe you could you could
envision a scenario there'd be where there'd be a cart
protection racket that would run out.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh be a shame if a cart, you know, hit
your cow.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
I do a good as Cardini? Now, okay, So the
implication is what might be might be implied. Sure, unfortunately
or luckily for this guy. A woman has noticed two
Staten Island men are arguing over here, and she comes
up to grab the cart and try to diffuse the situation.
And of course you'll come down on the right side
of history, right uh huh, oh.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Wait, no, oh no, thank you, Oh you got lucky, sir,
thank you. Mant watch out, he's a lazy bones. How
some people don't take the cards back? Would you believe
that understand the booklet is never that stigious.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Exactly who's talking the commotion is no, I did not
I did not get chasing something.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I'm not chasing nothing done. Man, fight away, buddy, My
life is the cards.

Speaker 13 (31:25):
Your life sucks because you want to take your responsibility
for yourself.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
It's called Long Island, sir, Perhaps you heard of it.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Go back to Boston, he says, as if he doesn't
recognize that perfect debt.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, you guys are a neighbors nailed.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
It is not the first time carter and he's been
told to go back to Boston.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Because he's a cat knack.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It is Shark Week on Discovery is cart and Arc
week here on the Woodies show, and Agents Abastian and
his band of agents are out there trying to get
people do the right thing and return the cards at
least to the very least to the corral and who's next?

Speaker 9 (31:58):
So this is actually has brought me back as we
do in cart in an Arc week and we go
back to some of the older eclips. Do you know
what spent five years since Agent Carterini joined the force.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Anniversary?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Is that when does he get a watch? Is that
the Golden wand or Costco Chicken Bake anniversary.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Well, so I went back to the first appearance of
Agent Carterini, where he saw a guy again Staten Island again,
same exact accent. Leave his cart up against the post
where I'll never go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Of course, who wait, that's not what a cat goes, sir,
all right, that's all right. It can roll off and
get somebody's car.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Put it against the thing.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, but when I put it in the thing though,
on the cot knock.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
This is my business.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's my business. This is what I do. I knock
people out.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, it's your thing. Hey, mind the business tell me?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Hey, so, Age Carterini applies the magnet, says, I don't
return a shopping cart, kay.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I got both a magnet for you, sir, Hey, don't
touch my car? Was that because I said so? That's
why I said take a cart back?

Speaker 14 (32:59):
He said, away from me.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I'm away from you, so get away from that. I'm
politely asking politely. They'll politely ask me anything. Why not
he gets paid to chick up the car from the pill.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I didn't throw it anywhere.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
From the car return.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
They get paid to pick it up, not from wherever
you decide to leave it out like a big old
lazy bone.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Lazy bone. Throw it again?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
What century back to medicine questions. You know what I'm
I'm not gonna throw it.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'na.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm gonna keep it as a momentum. I'm gonna go
home and put it in the draw.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Mind you mind your business.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Get a light.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
So he's he's over there, he's he's taking magnets off.
So hey, but that again.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
They both think that they throw a magnet away, that
the cartonark agents will just stop. No, we have multiple magnets, idiot,
that's what we did here.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's got a hotlight number on. Oh you're throwing it
over there, literally and all that. I got another one
for you. That's good thing, though, I got two with
your such an occasion. Get the white from me.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's the same man five years earlier, he continues, The
white from a white from me?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Man, I will if you were trying to up the wait,
will you return your cot get the wait? Not answer
my question.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't have to answer your question.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Why not? Who are you on the car knock? I
don't keep you want?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, you just asked.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
It's like the first guy put it on there, don't
put it on that guy heart attack and uh so, yeah,
the cart narks are they're listening as we just talked about.
They're listening to what they're saying, and they just try
to point out what this guy said was completely backward.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't keep you just asked me who I was?
And how come you take that camerage stick up your
ask what you're asking me who I am? If you
don't care who I am, this is like no sense,
hed I got you one ready here to bring it.
Why oh, Cott knocks out.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
It sounds like you always ran over your well.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
The car narks are highly trained to avoid such things.
That's good. Yeah, so unfortunately offer to you there.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's all right. Well, you win some to lose somebody.
It's Nark week. There's a lot go from here. Ten
miles before we sleep you guys. Thank you Agent Carter.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
For his service that year.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I'm taking the commotion is a go. I did not
I did not get chasing something. I'm not chasing nothing.

Speaker 17 (35:07):
Carts so gone.

Speaker 13 (35:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
By the way, buddy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
My life is the cards.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
Your life sucks because you want to take responsibility for yourself.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's called long Island. Sir, perhaps you've heard of it. Yeah,
this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
I fired it without clutching my god, turn turns the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I mentioned that I heard a little interview with a
guy who's hosting one of the shows on Shark Creek
about how to survive a shark attack, and he was
just talking about a couple of different things I've read.
There was another story I don't know if you if
you saw it, it's like last week, maybe the week before,
about the fifteen year old girl in Florida and she
saved herself from an alligator as a ten foot gater.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What and she was swimming in a which Why would
you do that in Florida?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I told you.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
If it rings in Florida and I see a puddle
in a parking lot, I assume there's a gatoring, even
if it's not raining. But the gator grabbed her leg
dragged her underwater. The girl didn't panic, she fought back.
She punched it in the head, and the gator let
go long enough.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
For her to escape.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Wounlucky. Now she's got a gnarly leg injury, but expect
to make a full recovery. She's keeping her leg and story. Yeah,
that's a pretty bad ass fifteen year old.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
In fact, my daughter might be like, if she was
in that situation, she would be the person who would fight.
She would, that's just her personality. Yeah, my son would
just you know, give himself to death. But my daughter,
she'd be like, oh hell now, and yeah, yeah I
see that right, Yeah, oh for sure, Greg.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
And then she'd make boots out of it.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, I got a.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Clip for you. That's what Greg's been saying. Oh I
love these.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Okay, I think I sent you the clip. It's newscaster.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Oh yes, yes, yes, okay, So do you want to
make your point before the clip? Play the clip first? Okay?
All right, So this this is what Greg's been saying.

Speaker 18 (37:10):
These pictures show the moments to Fresno County Sheriff's watteam
closed in on twenty nine year old Ellan Lopez Sanchez.

Speaker 14 (37:17):
Lan Lopez Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
A lot of people do that.

Speaker 17 (37:19):
Every time we hear a Hispanic name on TV, whether
or not the anchor is Hispanic, we suddenly have to
shape shift into a perfect Hispanic accent. When I say Alejandra, myorcis,
I just say Alexandra, myorcis.

Speaker 14 (37:31):
But on CNN. It's Adejandra Maoris.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I'm Irish.

Speaker 17 (37:35):
When police arrests someone with an Irish name, I don't say.
Police just arrested twenty five year.

Speaker 14 (37:38):
Old Charlie mcglos I.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Police arrested Charlie mclossin. Stop that, because I've made the
observation before.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
I'll be in line at the Chipotle and the white
guy with the Cabby hat in front of me, he
gets to the front, he goes he's talking to his
buddy just like this, and he gets the front. Yes,
I'll have some carnitos burrito.

Speaker 13 (37:59):
Right.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
You don't do that another yes, because are you? Are
you going to go to I don't know, Panda Express
and say, yeah, I think I'm in the mood for
switch and.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Only with Latino names.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
That people do this, and then if you don't say
it correctly, they oh, that's not how it's said.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Right.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
It is anglicizing things because we're speaking Englis jacket.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And if you do it, you're wrong. If you don't
do it, you're not sensitive. But it's only for these rests.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yes, it's only that way one way street. I do it,
don't do it, but you don't need to point out
when somebody doesn't do it. Yeah, you know, and then
obviously I think that the news pandas a lot o
such a such an off putting. They're obsessed with pronunciation
only with only with Spanish names. That's the point.

Speaker 18 (38:46):
If they do pictures show the moments to Presno County
Sheriff's swap team closed in on twenty nine year old
Elan Lopez Sanchez Lopez Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
A lot of people do that.

Speaker 17 (38:56):
Every time we hear a Hispanic name on TV, whether
or not the anchor is Hispanic, we suddenly have to
shape shift into a perfect Hispanic accent. When I say
Alejandra Myorcis, I just say Alejandra Myorcis, But on CNN.

Speaker 14 (39:08):
It's Alejandral Myorkis.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm Irish.

Speaker 17 (39:11):
When police arrests someone with an Irish name, I don't
say police just arrested twenty five year.

Speaker 14 (39:15):
Old Charlie McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I thought that police arrested Charlie mclothin stopped that.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Start doing that.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
President Trump met with Kim John Mound looking it's only
with Hispanic names. This guy is one hundred percent well.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
My neighbor a Niche Shaw's Germany.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You don't. You don't say that, right, He's from Yeah,
T seven forty four Woody text over to two two
nine eight seven The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
It's another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct
worlds July the twenty first, twenty twenty five, Wooding, Greg
Gory high Wood.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Menace is here.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
What is everybody? Gina he Mass is here for God?
Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven to
seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
What he set us?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
A text over to two to nine eight seven. Had
everything go on Friday? It went well, It's fun, okay.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Oh well you have a a few arguments.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Has always committed overall's That's the one thing. Man, Whenever
I have a day off, right, it's not really a
day off, I get calls, I get text messages and
it's like, man, You're like, like, what's the why why
even get charged for.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
The day off? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, you really shouldn't still work?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
But I think I think it went all right, and
Greg was great.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I think he'll never admit it.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
No, well, I thought I understand it all. Yeah at all.
I'm glad you're hard on yourself. I appreciate that kind
of effort. That's good.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Well, we're all back together. New week is ahead of us.
We have some weekend cheers from Jeers to get to.
We got some of the trending news headlines. What's happening
this morning, Gina Grad Well, why don't we.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Start with the fallout from the still sorry that took
over the entire internet over the weekend. The CEO that
was caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert
in the now super viral video.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I'm enjoying this so much, the memes.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
The AI videos, the Philly fanatic, the Philly the Chad Kroger.
Look at this pold Yeah, it's like a photograph of
the couple. Dude, it's a couple.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
The Internet has done their thing. Well, this guy has resigned.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Andy Byron, he was the CEO of the AI company Astronomer,
but he was placed on leave just days after it
went viral. Then Astronomer's board launched an internal investigation. Cut Byron,
then he resigned.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
As for the HR chick who was all cozied up
to him at the concert, she also has been put
on leave and she's still under investigation. You know, Hr,
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I want to hear from the spouses, or I want
to hear from someone who's close to the I really
want to hear from the one friend who was there,
a complicit friend. Yeah, she's supposed to take over the
HR allegedly, No she's not. I heard that she's not
that person.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Yeah, there was a lot of rumors.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Even if she was that person, menace. There's no way
that company's gonna buy her in charge when she was
in clear view of what would consider the HR violation.
There's no way they're gonna let the other person go
try well.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Meanwhile, cole Player now warning fans at concerts they may
end up on a jumbo tron. And Chris Martin was
so uncomfortable like in that audio.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
So good, Okay, Well, over the weekend, Coleplay did some
other show. This was Saturday night's crowd at the Coldplay show.
Here's what Chris Martin had to say there.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
We'd like to say hello to someone here in the crowd.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
How are we gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Because we're gonna use our cameras put someone the big screen.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
So please, if you haven't.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Done your makeup, or if you're with someone you're not
supposed to be with, uh, separate right, take a step.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
To your Somebody on the text said, the wife of
the CEO has made a comment, I haven't seen anything.
A lot of what you're seeing is fake stuff. Guys,
you would beware that.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Well, the first thing she did, allegedly was take his
name off of her profile on every social media account,
like take off the last name Byron, And now everyone
thinks they're just they're taking bets on what her payout's
going to be for the divorce.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
It has been hilarious. I saw another one that the
caption said something like, wow, Coldplay hasn't made new music
in a while, but they did just make two new singles.

Speaker 9 (43:36):
The first photos of the quote wife were also fake.
It was some super hot chick looked like Galga dot.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh, but now I'm she's good.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
She's as hot, if not hotter than this gross hr lady,
gross gray hair grows you, Oh, Mike.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Well yeah, then somebody else said, yeah, her biggest mistake
she didn't get her roots done, not that she was
with the guy.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Okay, so imagine your biggest mistake, your biggest laps in
judgment worldwide was caught by chance like this in a
moment that now lives forever, yep, and everybody knows what
it is like. Ten years from now, you'll be able

(44:16):
to say, remember the couple of the cold and people
have to go wait, hold on, Oh yeah it might,
it might take a second, but you will always be
remembered as your guys or as the girl that was
caught at the Coldplay concert.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
Suck cheating anything if he didn't overreact exactly, if he duck.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Behind the table.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Yeah, I was talking about that like it been anything
in your life that you do that could if you
were caught ruin your life instantly, like drugs, cheating, you know,
murder obviously drugs it was, but like if you did enough,
if you were transporting drugs. It was just the overreaction
which just made it worse.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, because that Chris Martin would have made no comment.
If it was just it would just been another couple
up on the screen unless there are other peeople at
the show that recognized them right even and then made
a big deal.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I could have done with them one on.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
One close enough to Halloween where this is going to
be a costage.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, that's a good couple's costume for sure.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
That's a good one.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Well, Superman was number one at the box office again.
This weekend brought in almost sixty million here in the US.
This is the second weekend. Jurassic World Rebirth came in second.
I Know what you did last summer finished third, Smurfs fourth,
and f one rounds out the top five. And this
was probably the last weekend that Superman's going to have
that top spot on a KNA. Fantastic Four anybody can

(45:36):
this week?

Speaker 10 (45:37):
Yeah, I know, I got a weird feeling about the
Fantastic Four. It's been saying, what do you mean a bomb?
Good first It's fourth time trying this movie. It'll still
have a good first week though.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
And is this a Pedro Pescal vehicle?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
It is at least a Pedro Pascal vehicle.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
At least the UHT.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Her a Pascal vehicle.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I call everything a vehicle.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Yeah, Or you know radio's Greg Gory? Is this a
Greg Gory vis.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
From a six what street? The store expected to shudder?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yes, said Pascal vehicle.

Speaker 11 (46:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Over in Tennessee, very very sad, old miss freshman football
player Corey Adams found in his car with a bad
gunshot wound. Cops tried to save his life. They couldn't.
Adams was a standout high school defensive lineman from Louisiana,
earned All state honors twice. The local sheriff's office is
investigating as a homicide, but no arrest of been made yet.
Just found this kid shot in his car.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Yeah, and there's been an update on a lot of
the missing people in the July fourth Texas floods. Last week,
the number of missing was still well over one hundred,
but now down to three after most of those missing
were found safe and rescued. The death toll sits at
one hundred and thirty five, with one hundred and seven
of those coming from the very hard hit Kirk County.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You know it sucks.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
You see the story about the hospital in New York.
The guy got pulled into the MRI.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, he's wearing a necklace.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Okay, he was not just wearing a chain. He was
wearing a twenty pound metal chain. Wow, like a mister
t Yeah, flavor flave kind of thing. And so he
entered the MRI room. His wife was in there during
a scan, and so despite all the warnings, they say,
like you got to take all that now, he wasn't

(47:36):
the patient. People are like, oh, well, the doctor has failed.
It doesn't matter. Every MRI door has fifteen Yeah, there's
a thousand signs, one thousand warning. Anybody even in the
room or involved, is warned about any type of metal,
any type of thing.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
And so despite all that, even if you've never had
an MRI, you know that he wore.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
The stupid because you can't take that twenty pound metal
chain off too cool, and so it just pulled him
toward the machine.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
And yeah, he died the next day.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Oh damn. Yeah, who's going to take his job at
the aerospace company?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Now?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
That was one of the deaths and one of the
final destinations. A lot of people were making comments like, dude,
that's straight from the movie.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I mean one of that. I'm sure there's but eighteen different.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Is it true that if you have tattoo ink that
has like metal in it, it could like rip your
skin off.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Rip your skin off, yeah, like rip through your skin,
a big metal plate underneath your skin.

Speaker 11 (48:29):
No.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
I think it might have been a house episode where
like it just it like the metal in the ink,
just like rip this.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Metal in it. I mean, yeah, before we found out definitively,
let's look at it from a comments point right, Okay,
if there is metal in the ink, yeah, it's in
a very small amount, right, very I wouldn't say rip
like it's gonna tear the skin off your arm, like
maybe your tattoo would have like some weird blood spot

(48:57):
or like yeah, like a like a little piece of.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I don't but it's not gonna even be in a chunk.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
This is this is a whole you know, chips and vaccines, Like,
how do you think they're getting that much into that?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Did you google it?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Sea bass around the room?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Anybody else?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Anybody else? Oh, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
And there are some inks that do have iron oxide,
which can cause potential burning or discomfort, and might have comfort.
I might have a little error, It might show up
as a little like blotch on your MRI. But yeah,
you're not going to rip your skin out.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I thought that was gonna be yeah, like there, Ah,
that sucks. I wanted to a show and oh.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
This was crazy in North Dakota, this Delta pilot had
to pull off this wild move to avoid slamming into
a B fifty two bomber. Oh I saw that this
is Would this be your worst nightmare, your most exciting
cocktail story Weddy because he swerved around it landed safely,
and the pilot got on the intercomm and basically.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Apologized for the rough ride. He said it caught him
off guard and that it was not a fun day
at work. No one sure how close the two planes
actually got, but the Air Force now says the bomber
was just doing a flyover for the state fair.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Do they not have they not know who has the
right of way some.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Of the military stuff. Okay, So I was flying recently
during one of my flight lessons, and we were fought along.
Everything's fine, and then out of Newwhere there was this
giant Boeing plane, military Boeing plane that was about I
don't know, six hundred feet below us and just coming
directly across our path. Now, didn't see it on the radar,

(50:32):
didn't show up on our screen as far as air
traffic goes. And it was going to a military facility
called Point Magoo. Was it landing, It was landing, and
so it was coming across and so it was one
of these white planes with a red stripe on it
that didn't have a tail number, which when I told
bored about it, board seemed to know about some of
these planes, because there's a lot of stuff tied.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Into the conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Is the Janet air I don't know whatever they call it,
but janetor lines it was. It was a pretty interesting
thing where like I guess they're keeping an eye on it,
and then the pilot of that other plane was aware
of where we were. It just kind of caught us
off guard when there's a giant ass point yeah plane
coming diagonally across your path at about six hundred feet

(51:17):
or so below hill.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Number on it just some red stripes on it.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, they know where it is.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, but you're not going to know.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
And it was going into again, it was going to
Point Magoo, which is like this military yeah base.

Speaker 16 (51:30):
You'll see them go into military locations, like you'll see
a lot go over Las Vegas into Area fifty one specifically.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
So that fuels the conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Such that sounds about right. Yeah, But I mean this
pilot at least he you know, look, he did what
he needed to do. He saw this Chinas herod. Yeah,
he got base of maneuver.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Yeah, it's amazing. Well, here's another plane story that I
think is a lesson for all of us. A sixteen
year old kid and his mom were on their way
from Florida back home to Kansas and on a Spirit
Airlines flight, and once they were seated, the.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Kid had this great idea to say, I have a
bomb in my pocket. Well, another passenger heard him say
that told the flight crew, which resulted in the entire
plane being evacuated cops showing up. The mom told reporters
that he's a good kid and the.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Dad is probably is oh yeah, but he's also dumb
asking for grapes because he's just a kid. He didn't
mean it.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Well, this kid was arrested, put in Julie and he's
facing charges for criminal mischief and making a false bomb threat.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Oh and he's been ordered to get a psych evaluation.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
That's a little mud not gonna make those jokes anymore.
You won't, and I'm the last one. There was just
a story, and I hate it when people, you know,
do the well just kids being kids. There was a
story about a local park that had been vandalized. I
mean they ruined the playground equipment, they were doing donuts
in the field, these you know kids, They ruined everything,
the barbecue area, they knocked over all the stuff and

(52:55):
they just destroyed everything. Good kids, and the comments of
the story like they're making too big a deal. It's
just kids being kids, And I hate that reaction when
that's most comments just now, despite my thought on something
like that, on something like this, if the kid was
like making a big deal going like I have a

(53:15):
boss screaming, yeah, But if he's just making an offhanded
comment and somebody overhears it and then they go through, yes,
of course you reprimand there's you know, you kick them
off the flight.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I'm even fine with that.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
But it's whole like to juvi psych evaluation all this
other stuff. I mean, it's an offhanded comment.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I would take him off the plane, search him, like
short his ass, and then move on.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Rip his ass kind of like the metal and the tattoo,
just tear his ass.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
That's odd. But in what context do you say I
have a bomb.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Because you think because you're a dumb you're that that
is I think that's an example of a dumb kid
being a dumb kid.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Yeah, I mean people do say dumb stuff. I saw
that bailing out loud. She does it all the time
at the airport.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, if the kid makes a call and calls in
to make a bomb threat, stands up and says, I
have a bomb in my bag. And that's completely different
making an off in a comedy either do like a
sibling or a bomb. When somebody overhears it, sand Quin.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
And Bylan corrects herself right away. She says, I have
a gun. No, I don't, no, no, no, it's just
your chicken. What is your chicken?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Is the page row passal, the woody ship. I hope
your weekend was nice.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Okay, got a good weekend, not of downtime, Greg City,
like just got a bunch of naps.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Little mini nats. Never even went to the actual bed.
He was trying to watch that movie.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
And then after Friday night and after spending the night
on the couch like you know, trying to get this
movie and just doing these little naps. Like Saturday, I
would have been like, all right, look going to bed,
going to bed, and but make the decision.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No, never happened. Yeah, and it's not very arrestful, which
is why the weekend felt like a blink of an eye.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, you guys talk about these sleep issues all the time,
and man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I mean, knock on wood, I don't have that.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Like, if I have an opportunity to sleep and I
have a block of that, it's having that block of time.
But if I have the block of time, I will
be out. It could be seven hours, it could be fifteen.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Hours, and I could be out. You know how when
you're so hungry that you it eventually just passes. Yeah,
it kind of goes away. Right, that's with sleep. When
I'm so tired and need it so bad, that's when
I can't.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
I mean, I'll be that way if I'm tired, But
the minute I sit, or the minute I get into
any type of like lounging or laying down position, then
it's over.

Speaker 14 (55:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Right, That's why I stay on the couch because if
I go to bed, then I'm up. I could power
through whatever.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Everybody that once you stop is where you're in trouble.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
But if you go to sleep early, you won't wake
up in the middle of the night.

Speaker 14 (56:07):
I went.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I was in bed last night preparing for this new
week of work. I was in bed about ten minutes
before five pm. I yeah, I would love it.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I find that depressed.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
It wasn't depressing because you know, my day was done.
I accomplished. Told you I was very productive this weekend,
got a lot of stuff done.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I was all done.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
My my wife had taken the son to his hockey
game and everybody. Everything was done, everything was handled. They
weren't gonna be homes about seven thirty, which would have
been after I went to bed. Anyway, I'm like, you
know what, I might as well be upstairs and in bed,
and if I fall asleep, I fall asleep. But at
least I'm in that process close the uh, the uh,
the blackout shades. I was sure. I was on my

(56:48):
phone for about an hour. I would say about six fifteen,
six thirty. I was out until my alarm went off
this morning. And feel great today.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
To me that the TV in the family room is anesthesia,
I'm out in two seconds. The TV in the bedroom
is cocaine.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
By the way, Yeah, I don't do TV in the bedroom,
but I will do podcasts or I'll listen to something
just kind of background noise.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
You know what they call the nap on the couch
before you go to bed, a napotizer.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Oh, I've heard about that. It's cute, it's the cute name.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
It's an appetizer.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
That's horrible.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Gina Grant weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Well, unfortunately I have to start with the jeers. Sammy, Yes,
I'm very sad. You made me very sad.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
I did, Yes, I do.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Remember when you brought in those patio chips from Trader
Joe's and they were so good. Yes, I went right
to Trader Joe's to get them, looked around, went up
and down the aisles, zigging and zagging. Finally found someone
with a Hawaiian shirt and said, hey, where are those
great patio chips? Oh those are done for the season.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
Oh no, like.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
So he goes, but but but we did just get
a new one. Like I'm fiending like a like, okay,
what do you got cheers deli sandwich flavored potato chips?
What kind of like pistrami like seasoning.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
It's delish interesting.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I don't bring them in.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
We've tried like the chicken and waffle flavored chips and
things like that, and they're not bad. But then the
more I think they always have like a like an
aftertaste of pepperoni pizza worne. But the more I think
about them as I'm eating them, it's weird. I don't
think I'm on board with the meat flavored chips.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
I'm glad you said that because this this isn't a
meat This isn't a meat flavor chip. This is like
the seasoning that would go on, so it's kind of
has a little bit of that, like oil and vinegar
vibe and a little bit of the seasoning.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Loved it, and of course honorable mention.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
They're called what they're Deli.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
Deli flavored, Deli sandwich flavored Trader. I don't think they
have a cute name. I think they're just Deli sandwich flavored.
They were great, honorable mention to Greg and Gina. Time
which ruled, And because I had forty eight hours of
no family in the house, I forgot what it was
like to live alone and it is glorious.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Oh that means you don't love your family.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Oh they all came back every time I have you
know something like that where I have a little bit
of time where my wife and kids are off visiting
the in laws while I'm busy working and doing like, Oh, well,
because you hate your family? No, No, there is something
to be said about having your own time. Yeah, give me.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Time to be that's good and that's for them too,
that their time away from me.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
They took a boy's strip. They had a great time.
I ate pizza and two popsicles in bed, watching true.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Crime shows like you're at a hotel I did.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
I got my tan on at the park. I just
hung out doing nothing.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It rule. Yeah, time is pretty cool. It was so
good when it happens, you know.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Yeah, I had a bomb pop and an orange popsicle.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
That's why I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
And I know some people who are like this, But
I don't understand the couples who can't do anything apart
like there are that. There's one particular couple that I
know where if one person is going to the grocery
store for two things like a quick just run to
the grocery store, they both have to go. Yes, and

(01:00:14):
tell you this, it's not the husband who feels that way,
it's the wife.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
She insists. Why, She's like, well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Can just run, I'll go with you. He goes, well, no,
I just pick it up. I'mready, I'm passing the store.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
On the way home. Nope, we're going together. And then
both go back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yes, that doesn't even make they can't do anything. She
can't do anything apart and he's never cheated on her.
It's nothing like that. I don't know what it's rooted in.
I'm sure some shrink say about that whole thing. I
want to be a part of the action, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah, the hot I don't want to miss the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
And you would think they're the same side of the
booth people, but they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Oh so she wants eyes on him, she wants to
stare at him, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I guess. But man, that would be suffocate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Yeah. I couldn't do that. Yeah, yeah, I highly recommend
forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah, sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
My cheers is going to the new Superman movie?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Or I just saw that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
It is so good.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
I realized watching it that I've never seen a Superman movie.
I don't know a lot about Superman, Superman no, no,
but even still, yeah, well this was really good. I
mean I went to go see it just because Rachel
Brozahans in it, who plays Lowis Lane.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
She's marvelous. Missus Maisel, Oh yeah, she was great. The
dog in it, Oh my god, there's a little super dog.
His name is Crypto.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
He has a cape.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
He is so great and so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Is a super dog or is he like a real dog?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I truly couldn't tell.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Oh, actually, wow, you mentioned it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
It would have to be Cgi because he was flying flying.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Oh my god, I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Actually, but I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Know when he's it's like sitting eating dog food.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
I mean maybe it's I mean it all kind of
looks the same to me, honestly, so I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Yeah, turned out a great performance, right, The special effects
were great.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Everything about it was really good.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
I like, if there's another one that comes out, I'll
go see it because this was great.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
I definitely highly recommend going to see this movie.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
And there's a song that we talked about that came
out of it that's older the I'm a punk rocker,
Yes I am. It's Teddy Bears that came out in
two thousand, but it's now getting a resurgence.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
And we listened to it before and before I saw
the movie, and I thought, Okay, this is a good song.
After seeing the movie, I love it so much more.
It just makes so much sense in the way that.

Speaker 14 (01:02:37):
They do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
All Right, So Crypto the super Dog and James Gunn's
new Superman is fully cgi.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Wow, I didn't look any different ever, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
The digital Crypto was three D modeled from video references
of guns actual rescue dog o Zoo, capturing his scruffy look,
floppy ear, and energetic personality.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Yeah, not real at all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
A great yeah right super dog?

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
Yes, very good. Good movie.

Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
And and actually there are a lot of people are
adopting dogs now because of this dog, and it's not
even a real dog.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Always all right, Now, I gotta be CJ because he's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Yeah, yeah, true, My Jeers is okay.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
So the new Billie Joel documentary came out. It's called
and So it Goes. It's on HBO Max and it's great.
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
But it's only the first part came out and have
to wait until next week for the second part.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
They split it up, and they're not releasing him at
the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
How are we going to know if he ever gets
famous and succeeds.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
I know, I only got to watch two and a
half hours of the documentary this week.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
That's the whole rule in entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
You leave them one more and I do, And I
can't wait for the so old school. You gotta wait
till next week?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Is the can let us see it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Man, it's weekend, cheers and jeers. Well, I got to
fix a couple of things around the house.

Speaker 15 (01:03:58):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:03:58):
I mentioned that the h O was on me about
my trees that needed to be trimmed, and I found
out that I actually have more trees than I knew,
like this whole side of my property. I thought those
like were communal trees, but apparently they're my trees.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Oh it's problem.

Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
Yeah, but no, I'm like, oh, crab, I own more
plants that I knew I did, So that was that
was kind of cool. Also, I bingch watched a new
TV show that's on Apple TV Plus called Stick. It
has Own Wilson. He stars in it and he's like
a washed up golf pro and then he finds like

(01:04:37):
a prodigy. I thought it was really good. I watched
all ten episodes. So yeah, I didn't really you know,
go out and do a bunch of different things. Just
kind of just had to take care a bunch of
house stuff. But my gears was I went to Sam's Club,
and you know, I love Sam's Club, and I went
to their food court. I bought hot dog, and then
I go to put mustard on my hot dog in

(01:04:59):
no much there. So I go to the work and
I said, hey, uh, yeah, you don't. You don't have
any mustard right now? Oh, we don't have mustard today
was the response that was it, we don't have mustard, tasy,
so we don't have any mustard. We're at Sandsto. I
went myself and I grabbed mustard like from the inside

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the store, inside the store and just scanned because you can.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
You can.

Speaker 10 (01:05:27):
You can just like scan the stuff for yourself. You
paid for it, you can pay yeah, I paid for Yeah,
you can just scan it on your phone and is
by it. And then so I just went and grabbed
mustard and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Then went left it at the food court. No, no,
I took everybody. Okay, so for your own purposes, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
I thought it was gonna be a capacive, aggressive move,
like you went inside, bought the mustard, used it, and
then just left it like I would have did that.
But I was like, they're just gonna throw it away.
They're not gonna leave it for anybody. No, it's to
take somebody to take some initiative exactly, go to the
I know customer service, Like, dude, come on, no mustard today.

Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
That's what you're gonna tell all the customer problem when
you're insideis office weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Cheers and jeers everybody. I'pe you had a great weekend.
We'll take a quick break. We have some more what
you show?

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Put it for you next hang on show?

Speaker 15 (01:06:22):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
The Woody show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I'm not sure what you had going on this weekend,
and maybe you made a trip over to England.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Had a little fun over there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
There was a three day swingers festival. Oh yeah, yeah,
known as Swingethon. Is that why our friends are there
right now? And the event included everything from play tents
to mobile dungeons to butt plug bingo how do you play?
And apparently some residents around the area of the event

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complained about being uncomfortable, all citing loud moaning sounds. And
they're not because the village is now getting the reputation
as a hub for adult activities.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
They don't like that. They don't want to be known
for that. Good for the economy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
What's the name of the of the town that hosts
the Juggalo gathering in the juggles, Thornville? But that they
don't care in the middle of the of the farmland
and it's it's on a facility for now. Yeah, but
the town of Thornville, even though that's the area, the
campground or whatever is within Thornville limits, they don't necessarily

(01:07:36):
care that they're getting Yeah, because you know, as the
gathering place, the.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
Only thing close to it is like a BP across
the street. Okay, good that thing they put they put
up porter parties outside because they is it for boofing petroleum?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Right when?

Speaker 14 (01:07:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
When's the gathering a couple of about a month?

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Okay, so it's coming up. Sorry, yeah, that'll be fun.
But yeah, how about a swing a thon? That would
be plugg bingo.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, I really want to know how you play that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I can guess I was.

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
I was looking on the social media because we have
mutual friends that are in England right now and they're
definitely not at that there. They went to that Harry
Potter show which I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
The two parts an all day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
That's two parts. The first one is five hours and
then and then I think this, Then you have a
break of like two or four hours, and you come
back for part two, which is another big long chunk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
It takes all day.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
Wait is this like a musical or like an interactive
it's a musical?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Cool?

Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
Yeah, did you see I would Okay? Yeah, Harry Potter
play and extra. Everything they're doing looks super fun, except
for that one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I was like, no way they hit me up last night. Yeah,
you'd be happy. We came all the way to England.
It's ten to fifty five at night and we're at
shake Shack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Hell, that's love that The Woody Show. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
It's great, and we are into another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg Mans,
Gina grat We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan's
here ticket you calls eight seventy seven forty four Woody.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. A couple of things. Gonna need your

(01:09:24):
opinion on this hour. Details on that in a second.
I hope you have a great day. Maybe it's gonna
be one of the two hundred and fifty two good
days that the average person has every year.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
That's it. Yeah, well, I mean not bad. Think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Do you have over one hundred bad days?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I mean, you're gonna have a bad day. I'll take
it for different reasons. It's not gonna be like the
worst day of your life. But at the end of
the day, goo's considered a bad day, Go to sleep.
I guess it's everybody's you know, judgment on what they
consider bad day. Like for Gina, if someone's in her
parking spot, that's a bad day because then you get

(01:10:03):
sold lost.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
So no, I'll never find my way up here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
But I mean, think about it this way.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Even the two hundred and fifty two good days a year,
that means that sixty nine percent of your year.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Is a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So not bad. I like it. Yeah, you could do better?
Was the uh we went to Alaska for the cruise.
What did they say, how many? How many days of
sun do they get?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Maybe ten? It was two hundred and some days of
rain rain a year. It's a rainforest. Yeah, yeah, they were.
They were.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
The locals were talking about how they had got an
extra rainey. They said it had been extra rainy this year.
But they said even still on average they get two
hundred and almost.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Three hundred days a year. Days in Anchorage. For example,
you know, Greg would take a hostage.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Shouldn't do it, Juno gets forty four.

Speaker 12 (01:10:56):
Yeah, why you git there?

Speaker 13 (01:10:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Well, I mean, look, it's it is pretty, it's gorgeous,
is awesome. And if you don't want to be around
a ton of people, yeah, I can see you like
certain stretches of months where there's no sun. Yes, if
you want to be in a place where, like you know,
your family's not coming to visit no, like ever, right
once a year and marijuana is legal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Yeah or else?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Hey, people did they did that calculation? Like they love
their family, but they don't want them to be within
driving distance. Yeah, they want to be where they have
to get on a plane. Oh, I mean I guess
you could drive anywhere, right, but I mean you can't
just pop in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You're not going to pop in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
You're not even gonna make it like a oh well
we'll be there in a couple hours. They wanted to
be you get on a plane to come visit us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Yeah, this is twice a year thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Yeah, and they did that on purpose, total opposite. I
want to live in a sitcom where like the parents
just drop by. Really, door swings open, there's your cousin.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Everybody loves Raymond?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yes, it would be the best.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Wait, we had a thing where when we moved to
Saint Louis, which is where my wife's family's all from,
I pointed out on the map where my in law's
house was where I was going to be working, and
then I figured out, like, okay, well, where are the
intersection on the map where it's no more than twenty
minutes for me to get to work and at least

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twenty minutes for the in laws.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
And I said, this is where we can look for
a house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
This is the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Yeah, And it was perfect now, just in that area.
So it was, and it was in that airs. So
when we moved there and we.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Were I think it was twenty two minutes door to door,
and that would be like in the most prime time traffic,
twenty two minutes door to door. And if you talk
to my in laws, you would have thought we lived
on the other side of the planet. Well, they don't leave,
they never go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
So perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
And so they were like, oh, well, you know, we
got to come all the way out there. It's like
all the way out there, it's twenty two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Oh you're welcome. Far Now it's a three and a
half hour flight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Yeah, even better, And I said, hey, you know, you know,
while I don't think at the time, I didn't think
we were ever gonna, we were gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I thought that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
I thought that was kind of my my last stop
on the radio train.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
But I said, you never know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
I mean, just the way the industry works, you're gonna
look back and think, man, it was only twenty minutes.

Speaker 14 (01:13:17):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
But people are weird like that. They won't go from
this part of town to just over here, and it's
not far, but they go, oh, I don't go over there.

Speaker 14 (01:13:25):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
People do the same thing with dating. Oh that's way
too far, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Yeah, we're talking about family, which is crazy. Yeah, Bord
just made a pretty big move. I mean he moved
I mean far enough away from the radio station.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Bord.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
How long has it taken to get here, Like forty
five minutes fifty minutes each way. Yeah, and he's never
been happier. Oh yeah, it's great.

Speaker 16 (01:13:46):
I feel so disconnected from the workplace and from everything
and every one I don't want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
It's kind of great.

Speaker 16 (01:13:52):
And nobody from the radio Seatric could call me and
have me become fixed anything.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Yea that way.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
But it's that what made did you go that far?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Was it to get away from family or to get
like further away from work to that just ended up
being where you found a place that you liked.

Speaker 16 (01:14:09):
I found a place that I liked that was nearby
where my wife grew up, and it was just a
area that was completely different from the area that I
was living in had become because I'd been living in
the general vicinity of where I grew up. Yeah, for
you know, twenty plus years, thirty years, and it has
just degraded to the point where I can't live in

(01:14:30):
it anymore. It's depressing, it's terrible, and the police don't
do anything, and there's bad people living in your apartment building.
And so I was like, let's just go as far
as possible. And when everyone else was like, why don't
you go move this way maybe it's more dry and deserty,
or why did you go this way or that way,
I'm like, you know, I'm gonna go where it's it's cool,
it's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
And so did you just have a hoodie?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Did you have like a no more than an hour
from work? Like what was your like, what was the
furthest you'd be willing to drive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Uh, it was about to work. It was about an hour.
It was about hour.

Speaker 16 (01:15:01):
There was there was another area that we thought, oh
this could be nice too, but it would be more
than an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
An hour in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yes, my mom we lived in central Jersey, like just
outside of Princeton, and she worked. You had to go
like around the other side of New York City to
get to where she worked, and it would take her
an hour and a half every day each way. That's
no kind of Yeah, an hour and a half each
way just to get to work.

Speaker 16 (01:15:26):
See in the morning, fifty minutes isn't bad. I decompress.
I have like a nice kind of wake up moment,
I think to myself moment.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Yeah, multiple moments.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Yeah, it's a long moment. Yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 16 (01:15:39):
And so but menesaw me like on the way home
I on Friday, it may take me maybe an hour,
hour and thirty to get back Mennesowa was stuck on
a call here. It took me over two hours to
get home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Oh my god. So that was that's Yeah. If I
had to do that once a year, I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Have that same.

Speaker 16 (01:15:56):
But you know what, being at home is so peaceful
to worth there in a second.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I talked to people, and you know, my wife gives
me crap about it because my wife is a total homebody.
You know, her first place that she had was literally
right down the street from her parents. Like if you
stood at my in law's front door and look down
the street to the right, that you would see where
her apartment. Well, yeah, her dad mowed her lawn for

(01:16:21):
that's even when she bought a house. She bought her
first house, it was maybe a couple of blocks further
than that, but she never really went more than a
stone's throw. And you look at some places where the
cost of living has gotten just out of control, the
bigger cities Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York and Okay,
I get that you're from there originally, but why do
people fight so hard to stay in a place where

(01:16:43):
you could barely afford to live?

Speaker 16 (01:16:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Like, because your family's always your family. You can go
visit your family.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
But like your day to day life, like your day
to day life, don't you want more I don't know,
like less stress, more freedom? Or is it that give
a deal to be literally right down the street from
your parents or like, oh I don't travel anymore than
twenty minutes, and you make these hard fast rules for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
What if you want a sitcom life?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Right, and then that's the sacrifice. Then you live in
a place where it's like it's almost impossible to find.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
Don't want to leave something that's familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
Why if you run a seven eleven in New York City,
or you're a post office postman in in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Why are you doing that there? You can do that anywhere,
have a much better life.

Speaker 11 (01:17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
And my wife will say, well, I love my family. No,
I love my family too. It's just I think, because
for so long I've not lived within a stone's throw,
I've realized that your family is always your family and
that doesn't change based on being right down the street
or being across the country.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Yeah, I think it more importantly, it's just be within
thirty minutes of an airport, you know, and it's whatever.
It's hard to travel to an airport, it's whatever is
the most important. Everybody's got their priorities right, and so
the rest of stuff made cost of living. Although that
doesn't matter, like giving up on chasing maybe a career
dream or something else that you've always wanted to pursue.

(01:18:12):
You give that up because no, I can't leave. I
can't go to that college that I would really want
to go to. It's too far from my parents or
from my hometown. I do understand if you're taking care
of somebody, Yeah, that's different the caregiver situation.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Someone is in bad shape or you know, in the
life kind of things, and you want to be close
until that time happens. I've had people that, you know,
they stayed in jobs longer than they should have because
their parents were in bad shape. Yeah, and but once
the parents passed, then they went on and they wouldn't
have to, you know, explore these things they really wanted
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
My graduating class was two hundred kids, and I would
say one hundred and ninety five of them still live
in that hometown. Wow, I can't even fathom it. Why
Why did you not leave?

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Putting back after twenty five years after you've done your exploitment, you.

Speaker 15 (01:19:02):
Don't stay, Yeah, at least leave to come back exactly.
You know, like I like, I would love to end
up in Pittsburgh. Yeah, right, I would love to end
up there. It's you could buy a house for a dollar. Yeah,
comparatively to other like really big cities, people are friendly.
Not that they're not jag offs from time to time,

(01:19:23):
but like overall people are friendly. The teams I love
are there.

Speaker 13 (01:19:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
It's like this, I think you can make that dream
come true. No, you absolutely can make that dream come true.
But I understand where if you grew up at a
place like that, I would understand wanting to get out
and explore other things and seeing New York or Chicago
or Los Angeles whatever they go explore or go pursue
that dream, yeah, and then later come back because then

(01:19:49):
you realize, like, wow, it's kind of nuts out there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
I spent multiple decades trying to get out of Kansas.
Now I'm like, oh that would be nice, yeah, right right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text if you like, over to two two ninety seven.
We'renna take a quick break and then got rather judge
my baby. Oh yeah, if you want to see the photos,
we have them posted on our Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
We need your feedback here. On a baby scale of
one to ten, should these parents be out there showing
just willy nilly pictures of this kid's people or these
are the pictures they should be keeping to themselves. They're
looking for your feedback. They don't want to be they
don't want to be crazy. They don't want to be
in the you know, the head and the sand.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
This is a public service.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
It is that we provide here at the Woody Show.
They sent the pictures in. We'll tell you all about it.
Judge my baby. See the photos right now on our
Instagram at the Woody Show, you know, the Woody Show.
Oh my gosh, can I address something here really quick?

(01:20:53):
The Spotify thing? My god, some people, I swear are
the dumbest people. And I hate this because they listened
to the show. And I understand that, you know, uh,
you listen every day and that's great, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
But this reminds me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
You guys, remember y two k oh when the pandemic,
when we were going from nineteen ninety nine to the
year two thousand, everybody thought, well, not everybody. There are
a number of people who thought when midnight struck that
the water was gonna stop flowing, electricity was just.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Gonna shut off. And I said, why is everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Freaking out to the degree that they're freaking out, Like,
what do you think is gonna happen? The lights are
gonna go off, someone's gonna and they're gonna get in
their truck and they're gonna go down to the power
station and they're gonna you know, they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
And they'll they'll they'll figure it out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
No, it's gonna be like what happened with Spotify, Like
the Woodies Show podcast is right now, that's the only
platform we're not on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah, it's Spotify, and we're.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Working with them and trying to figure out the thing,
right Yeah, okay, in the meantime, it's on every other platform.
But for the people like, well now I can't listen
what because it didn't show up on Spotify? You didn't
even once think did what if you get canceled? You
didn't think one time to like, I don't know, do
a quick Google search. Yeah no, and go to the

(01:22:08):
woodieshow dot com or no, iHeartRadio app, the Apple podcast app.
Freaking out any of them. There's a ton of them
out there. It's the one that we're not as a
Spotify people all of a sudden crippled when they're saying,
well now I can't listen no, you can listen anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Literally anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
It's on every other platform.

Speaker 11 (01:22:30):
Just see.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
It's unbelievable, just the attitude that we took it away
from them. No, it's not our decision.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Yeah, yeah, we decided that you don't want to be
on there if you spot it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
No, it's just their stupid automatic algorithm kind of thing,
and we're working through it. But in the meantime, you
could literally find it on any other platform. Just throw
them out there and catch, you know, someone from the Spotify,
Woodies Show, podcast World, turn it back on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Let them know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
We're all up in the comments on the Instagram and
stuff the Woody Show, and it's around the judge. My
baby parents, you see it all the time. They're so
proud of their kid, and they're blind to how ugly
their kid is. Sometimes they don't they don't even realize it.
And meanwhile they're showing off their pictures everybody like, oh,

(01:23:17):
as if you asked, you didn't don't want to see it.
Here's my son, he's three months old. And you have
to sit there and go, yeah something. Now, this is
a public service. I'm glad you put it that way.
Do you know that we offer here at the Woody Show,
where you, as parents will know whether you should be
showing those pictures off or not. Now, if somebody asks
you for the pictures, that's different. Feel free to show

(01:23:38):
them off. But for those of you who just offer
them up with no solicitation of any kind, maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Judge my baby. Parents deserve to know the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
And today's judge my baby submission comes from Alturo and
he says, Ho wood Show, long time listener, here, first
time father. I'm forty seven years old and this is
a first baby. In the past, I've always looked at
babies and thought.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
You know whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
But now that I have my own, I think he's
the most beautiful boy, and I think I'm looking at
him through a parent's eyes. Please help me by keeping
it real me love, And so he sent out over
a bunch of pictures in menace. I did send the
email asking me make sure we have permission and that
these are pictures that he owns, which he says that
he does, and he's the one that offers these up. Yeah,

(01:24:29):
so you can take a look at the pictures. Now,
we're not going to get into what we think just yet.
We're gonna save that for another show this week, but
we're we're throwing this out there so that you could
take a look. And we want you to judge this
baby on a scale of one to ten. Ten means
it's a cute kid. No need to hide those pictures.
One is like woof, keep those pictures to put pictures

(01:24:54):
to yourself and make sure you include your thoughts and comments. Yes,
be very specific with with your score. And I just
included the pictures that that arts and over with with
his email. Now, if you would like us to judge
your baby, you're not quite sure. You think you're just
looking at it with the mother's eye. I get it,
it happens, but you can say to see an email

(01:25:14):
email dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Yeah, of course supposed to happen. Yeah, nobody's offended by
their own smell, right, Yeah, people see their own babies.
They I'm always curious to know how honest the parents
really are when they're alone, Like, oh man, we shouldn't
have done a work that's got hammerhead.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Ye maybe did they ever have that conversation? Like, God,
how far apart all these kids? That's how they ended
up with the nickname in this room is Hammerhead. A
drift from yesterday. Baby, they took it looks like somebody
took the kid by each ear and just pulled apart.

(01:25:53):
And then the eyes just right like we're so far apart,
but they see beauty. Do you know what should do
is constantly getting ripped on on TikTok? Remember the Island boys.

Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
Baby, Yeah, there's something they're putting that baby on TikTok constantly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
That's not nice.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
It's got a it's got it inph or something. Yeah,
it's unfortunate looking, yeah, very peguria.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
And some parents just don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
You know, some parents don't put their kids out there,
which I get because if it's your social media, I'll
give you an example. You know, I signed up for
this job. I signed up to, you know, have myself
and my business out there, and I'm choosing what to
share right about, you know, my life or my family
or whatever. What I don't choose to do is to

(01:26:43):
put my kids out there in a way that they
didn't sign up for. Like I could talk about having
kids and the experience as a parent and having different
things going on with the kids, but I don't post
pictures of my kids.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
You don't need to docs on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
I've never you know, used their names on the show,
and it's because they didn't. They didn't sign up for it.
Now do these kids sign up for it? No, but
they're too young to realize that their parents are asking
the radio show and maybe they'll swan up. Yeah, you know,
like they even if they are, let's let's just go
from the point of assumption that they're fugly. It's an

(01:27:17):
ugly baby. Yeah, which again we're not talking about this
specific kid that we have poster right now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Uh, you can grow out of that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Like some kids start fugly and then they get they
get good looking, you know, they kind of grow under
their ears or their nose or whatever it is. Yeah,
super cute other kids and you see like, wow, that
person was a cute baby. You see a picture of
somebody who is uh, is like really busted now Yeah,
But then you see like back in there they show
pictures from like high school or even younger. They're like, wow,

(01:27:47):
like you started off like not terrible looking. Now you
look like the bottom of a foot. Now great, you're
looking at the island boys baby right now?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
What do you think I'm thinking that there's absolutely no
surprise that an Island boy made such a monstrosity. This
thing is has.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Meth syndrome.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Absolutely, something is very wrong. And would you expect him
to have a cute kid, Now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
You wouldn't expect it to come out tatted at least
an eye drop, you know, a tear drop under the eye.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
But yeah, something's wrong. That's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
It's the Island boys boy. Yeah, they were like support
for this sergeant who got a d u I.

Speaker 11 (01:28:31):
At one point, sergeants because he's an ila. Oh no,
he got a d would be almost second, since there's
always room for his seconds.

Speaker 14 (01:28:41):
He messed up the first song, you are boo himself.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
You will do better.

Speaker 14 (01:28:45):
Maybe that was straighten him.

Speaker 10 (01:28:47):
Oh yeah, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Just this way. The kid looks like that sounds a
sound had a look, it's that bad.

Speaker 14 (01:29:00):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Check out the baby that our listener Art sent over.
It's his his firstborn, his baby at forty seven with
a new baby. Wow, oh now that I got y.
Yeah that seems pretty late. But anyway, go and check
out the photos, give your vote, and then support it
with your comments and your feedback. You can check it
out right now on our Instagram at the Woody Show,

(01:29:23):
so Cal Sport Jeff Gee if you have did on
the so Cal Sports Jeff g.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Good morning Woody, Good morning squad. Happy Monday, everybody.

Speaker 19 (01:29:33):
You know, things were a little bumpy before the All
Star break for our Dodgers, and it seems like that
bad energy has continued. They got swept over the weekend
by the Milwaukee Brewers at Dodger Stadium. No less, the
Brewers and Cubs are now tied for the best record
in baseball. Here is Clayton Kershaw showing his obvious frustration.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:29:51):
I mean, I don't know. I'm frustrated. We're all frustrated. Yeah,
I don't know how else to say. We didn't win
a game. No excuses, just play better. I don't know
how much you say. I'm gonna get it to myself
and so let's just call it the thanks, all.

Speaker 19 (01:30:02):
Right, good idea to pull the plug before you get
fined man, And to make matters worse. Freddie Freeman got
hit by a pitch yesterday on his wrist. Still waiting
to hear more about that. Dodgers welcome the Twins to
town tonight. Show hal Tiny on the Mountain for the Dodgers.
Make sure you catch all the action on a five
to seventy LA Sports are on the free iHeartRadio app now.
On the other hand, the Angels went into Philadelphia and

(01:30:23):
took two out of three from the Phillies.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Awesoity lips one out to right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
This is deep and this one is long gone into
the second deck.

Speaker 19 (01:30:31):
Wade Junior, Halo's and Mets Tonight from New York got
some NBA news.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
It's actually good news for Lakers fans.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Looks like Marcus Smart is going to be a Laker.

Speaker 19 (01:30:40):
He'll be great on the court and off the court,
mentoring players like Bronni and some of the younger Cats
Lakers GM Rob Polinka continues to cook by the way
this offseason, and he's doing it with very limited money.
And last but not least, the WNBA All Star Game
happened over the weekend and the women of the WNBA
made a very big statement by wearing some T shirts
that's said quote pay us what you owe us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah, I love it. They definitely deserve to get paid more.
You know what, you might be a good business venture
for us.

Speaker 19 (01:31:08):
We should be making those shirts in bulk Man, because
there are a lot of people listening right now that
deserve to get paid more, maybe even some people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
In this building. I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
And that's your SoCal sports, all right, Jeff. And I'm
more of the people in the comments on that story
who said, oh, well, then they owe us money because
they're already overpaid for what they bring in those league
is like hemorrhaging charity.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Morgan, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Oh my god, I was born for the snow right here.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 16 (01:31:37):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Let's go woo woody.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
San Diego Comic Con is this weekend. It's the gathering
of the nerds. Sea Bass will be on site, of course,
doing his thing.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Speaking of nerds, apparently, I'm a really bad parent. I
just found out, yeah, because my kid wanted to buy
something that I thought was kind of nerdy, and I
was trying to save him from himself.

Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
It was this like not very cool looking like Mario
T shirt, like Super Mario, and he has all the
Super Mario stuff and I love you know, he can
do whatever he wants.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
This one was just it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Looked babyish to me, and it looked kind of nerdy,
and I just didn't think it was the one, and
he goes, well, I like it, and I go.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Okay, then get it and he goes Gina, not to
be mean, but that was really judgy.

Speaker 12 (01:32:29):
I was like, my bad, bro, Yeah, I'm trying to
save you from yourself. So buy the shirt, call it
as you see it. Tried to help it does kind
of sound like a toddler shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Yeah, but I was being judgy.

Speaker 10 (01:32:41):
So those Mario shirts that can be a little extra, Yeah,
they can, way, what do you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
They'll have a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Characters on them, very right, very nerdy, and like.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
When he was four it was perfect. But now I'm
just like, I'm trying to help you out, bro.

Speaker 14 (01:32:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
But kids don't less and less even as they get
even into the tween Yeah kind of. Yeah, it seems
like they're thinking less and less about that stuff. It's
not till thirteen plus they really start noticing how other
people are reacting. But it seems from twelve and under
it's not even a thought I'll step back. I mean

(01:33:17):
that's the thought that it was like, man, we would
have gotten our ass kick. Yeah right, yeah, a kid
the only he wore the wrong thing or something. Other
people thought it was stupid shoes. Yeah, that's what's the thing.
The only came in only autumn of clothing I cared
about as a.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Kid with shoes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Yeah that's a boy thing, right, Yeah, as long as
I had my jelly shoes, I was fine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
And you look back at me, like, why did my
parents let me wear that? I know, you know, it's
like he'll maybe thank.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
You at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
So I'm just trying to be nice lady because he
calls her lady. Lady, lady, lady, you're being judged. You
tried to you tried to save me. I remember that story.
I remember that day and look I'm now I'm in
this picture forever.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Yeah I tried, you tried.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Wood text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
It's not like thrilling for me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
I don't care why you listen. You listen, you love
it you listening to as long as you're listening, this
is the Hood Show, all right. Well, today, Monday, July
the thirty first, a couple holidays here, it's National Junk
Food Day.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Rip. It's all but menace. Today is take a monkey
to lunch Day.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
And you know how much menace loves monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
You get a finger monkey. They crab so much too.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Get many diapers.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Today's National Get out of the Doghouse Day, Happy Wife,
Happy Life.

Speaker 9 (01:34:48):
I was brought up to like the doghouses don't exist
any Yeah, kids don't know what doghouses are.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Dogs sleep on your bed and never used it. I
don't have an example off the top of my head,
but we have plenty of saying that, you know, are
based on things that don't exist anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:35:03):
In the doghouse, right, Like outdoor dogs aren't a thing anymore.
Chain them up outside, it would be cruel to you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Today's Racial Harmony Day, you guys, It's Legal Drinking age Day,
It's Global Hug your Kids Day, and today is Invite
an Alien to Live with You Day.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
I'm assuming that means.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Like extraterrestrial, not like, uh like Dill dar Yeah. Like
this is not like, you know, like immigration alien type thing, right,
I don't know dill people. Okay, good, yeah, good, Yeah,
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
I missed.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, we're gonna find out what's happening in the world
of entertainment. Then we'll get to the birthday to the
porn of birthday in an alien day inspired by Morky
Mandy Rest in Peace, Robin Williams, Rest in Peace. I
di medical. What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 10 (01:35:55):
Well, we make fun of plastic surgery nightmares all the time,
and you know, one somebody messes up their face.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
We pointed out here.

Speaker 10 (01:36:02):
But there's a new TV series that I think that
we're all gonna love is called Plastic Surgery Rewind. It's
on Hulu and one of the hosts is Terry Debreu,
who we like from Botched and shout out to their offices.
They sent stuff over before because we shout them out.
But dude, I'm telling you, I haven't even watched a show,

(01:36:24):
and I'm all in because one of the people on
the show is Aubrey O'Day. She was from that group
called Danny d Kane and for a while there, for
a few years, Dude, she looked crazy. Yeah, I'm telling you,
like Borline's scary, freakishly.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:36:45):
But I just saw an interview of her promoting this
TV show and she looks completely back to normal.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
It's shocking.

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
It's like Lohan's status, like, it looks great.

Speaker 10 (01:36:58):
Yeah, she looks incredible. So they return you to yeah,
looking normal. So yeah, they like they make you look great.
So check it out. Plastic Surgery Rewind on Hulu. Uh
now another show that I'm kind of excited that it's
coming back. But I'll tell you the first season absolutely ruled.

(01:37:21):
Second season and the third season is Ted Lasso, and
we thought it was going away.

Speaker 11 (01:37:28):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:37:28):
The first season rules super funny, awesome, and then they
went into this whole thing about mental health and blah
blah blah, and they got so.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
Boring and it was awful, but we thought it was done.

Speaker 10 (01:37:41):
And then suddenly they just announced season four is coming,
and even the actors are saying, yeah, it's kind of
weird to be back on set because we kind of
all said it was done.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Job.

Speaker 10 (01:37:55):
Yeah, so I am excited to see if they can
turn around and make it good again. I really enjoyed
the first season. Also, let's see if she's can Let's
see if she can turn around. That would be Jennifer Lopez.
She reveals that she'll never get married again after four divorces.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
I mean, hopefully why bother, But she's.

Speaker 10 (01:38:17):
Never saying never, Okay, she just says that if it
starts going South that she's just gonna end it right away.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Person.

Speaker 10 (01:38:27):
Yeah, cause she said on a couple of them she
just kind of hung in there too long. But she
says that she's just going to cut off quickly if
things aren't working.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
Okay, j Lo, great idea.

Speaker 10 (01:38:40):
Yeah, yeah, so you don't fall into another relationship. Actually,
I don't have this story prepared, so I'm probably gonna
have all the details kind of messed up. But did
you see that songwriter and singer who just recently died,
but she blew up on TikTok. She was an old
timey singer. She she has that one song that goes

(01:39:03):
pretty little baby yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Baby yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
All over TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Yeah yeah, And she recently died.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
She just recently died. I looked her up just to
see who the singer was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Dude.

Speaker 10 (01:39:19):
She has mad divorces that all happened within a year
of each other. Really yeah, look on her Wikipedia page
and it's just like married one year, married one year,
married one year like NonStop.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Con wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
I know, And she died. That sucks, but she knew
how to love apparently quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Yes, she got what four ex husbands I think?

Speaker 10 (01:39:42):
Yeah, con dog Yeah couldn't last over a year. All right, Uh,
this story happened and we didn't really talk about it,
so I'm going to bring it up. Did you see
that Darius Rutger country star and leasing her hoodie and
the Blowfish just kind of walked off stage during a concert?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Oh why they?

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
He just saying it wasn't like it was going terribly
or yeah. No, somebody threw something.

Speaker 10 (01:40:05):
Said, you know, I never do this, but I swear
I'll make it up to you and I'll do another show,
but I gotta go agency yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah, everyone said. Now everyone said, he looked upset. But
what's going on in your news?

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
All right? An, it's time for your birthdays and your
Porner birthday show This Shimay were going, it's Shimmar. We're
gonna sit the like it's Shimay and you know we
don't do all right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to one of the
heart throbs of the early two thousands, Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Oh yeah, good looking to Pearl Harbor Blackhawk Down.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
He's forty seven years old today.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
He was just in a new movie, Great, didn't you like? Yeah,
commercials for it it was uh.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
M Night Shamalan movie Trap.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
I love that concept. I was like, oh, I'll watch this,
and I watched on a play and I was like,
oh that was bad. Great right, Sorry, he's still still
dreaming though, then again Dreamy Oh British actress Judo Temple
from Ted Lasso. Oh yeah, Ted Lasso Maleficent the Dark Knight,
thirty six years old today he got Oh that's why

(01:41:15):
I don't know the name like Michael Fitzpatrick. It's Fits
from Fits in the Tantrums, you know Fits. Yeah, you're
not his legal name.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
It's Fits his birthday, birthday Fits. He's fifty six.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
She was the Dorito's girl from a Super Bowl add
former Miss USA Ali Landry is fifty two. Isn't that
the woman that what's his name? Mario Lopez cheated on?
Like they were they were engaged and then people are like,
is he insane?

Speaker 10 (01:41:40):
He was?

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
They had like a falling out, like a bad breakup.
We married from two thousand and four to two thousand
and four.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
No, she looks like she'd be your dream woman, would Darky?

Speaker 13 (01:41:53):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
I do remember that Dorito's course, because I think it
was like a laundry matter or something. Yeah, it was
the setting of it, and there were like these shooting
out of a washing machine or something, and she was
catching him over her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
I remember that, Yeah, this is yours. I remember that,
this is your one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
We think we know why.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
I'm not like one of those like see somebody on
TV and you know it's because you're way into see
reggae artist and son of Bob Marley, Damian Marley is
forty eight, and Steven Byrne, the stand up comic and
star of the sitcom Sullivan and Son.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Whoever the hell that is. I'm Steve.

Speaker 14 (01:42:28):
He's a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
He's fifty one years old.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Today your porn of Birthday today is Kiki Klout and
today's birthday girl. She has seen more meat than a
Texas barbecue bit one hundred and thirty seven fine films,
including Busty Kekey goes for a Wild brick Zilla Ride
Brick because you're all bricked up, you know owners now.
She was in Mature Anal Volume three, Also Kiki does

(01:42:53):
the Purple Vibrator. She was in Make Mommy Squirt volume two.
She was in Back to the Couter and Back to
the couter too, Yeah, with Michael J.

Speaker 13 (01:43:03):
Cox.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
That's right, and who can forget her unforgetable role in
sixty nine in the Nail Salon.

Speaker 9 (01:43:09):
Yeah, and she's followed by someone I follow Frankie McDonald's
Oh night, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
You guys have some friends in common. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
I'll get you to get your costs. That's a kiky klout.
Who is thirty years old today? I met your partner birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Monday morning look
at what's happening around the world of entertainment here on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Quick Break, Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. Oh that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
First day of the week in the books, Monday and
the first day of Nark Week.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Everybody right, It is.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
A Shark week on Discovery. It is cart Arc week,
Nark Week here on The Woody Show. Agent Sebastian, I'll have.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Some more of that for the rest of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
All the trading news headlines, everything you missed from today's
show could be found on today's full show podcast. Hey,
here's the text? Did you guys get fired? The Woody
Show podcast hasn't been on Spot for a few days.
That must be the only possibility.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Is it midnight now, dude? Open your eyes?

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Oh oh oh okay, like, uh, just we're on any
platform other than Spotify right now for the most part. Also,
maybe go I don't know, google The Woodie Show and
you'll see full show podcast. Yeah, we're going back and
forth with Spotify. We're trying to figure out, like what
the issue was, some kind of you know with the
music that plays out of the commercial break.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
It's dumb. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 13 (01:44:28):
Just go to the.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Woodieshow dot com find today's full show podcast back tomorrow.
Like I mentioned, we'll have narc Week, which will continue
in the meantime, Anathan, you got for us, leave it
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
seven forty four Woody or finals follow us on social
media at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Yeah. They say to dress for the job you want,
and that's why I always wear pajamas.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Yes, that's my future, you know, So it's job.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
They can't come soon enough. Yeah. I'm also very thanking.
I was thinking about this.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
I'm thankful for the era that I was born into
of You know, going to work does not require a
suit in time, and very few things require suiting time
because I hate dressing up so much.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
As you guys know, I'm old enough to remember when
that was normal. Yeah the next news, Oh yeah, yeah,
briefcases suits high that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
I thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so
much for giving the Wood Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Tuesday. Have yourself a great day.
SMD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
I quit this bitch,