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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
is Tuesday. It's July the twenty second, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
we are the Woody Show, back at it again today.
Thank you for being here. I'm whatdy. That's Greg Gory Menace.

(00:59):
Good morning to you. Give morning. We've got Gina Grant,
who's here? Sea Bass is here? I see Oh look,
there's Sammy. Everybody is We got Morgan our socio producer.
Vaughan is our video producer. He's there in the Woody
Show office running all the cameras and doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
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Speaker 5 (01:17):
I see Bort through the glass in the Woody Show
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We got the phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
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nine eight seven. Coming up today once again, it's Nark Week.
So it's Shark Week on Discovery. It is Ancient Sebastian
and the Carton Arcs for you again today, Nark Week.

(01:41):
We got the trending news headlines, Menas has all the
entertainment stuff Birthday's porn of Birthday coming up here on
the Woody Show. So a question for the couples out there,
would you say that you and your significant other doesn't
have to be a marry thing, just whoever you're with.
Would you say you guys are pretty similar or do
you think that you got are opposite the whole idea

(02:01):
about opposites attract Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I think my husband are very similar.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Really.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yes, I think he's the male version of me at
many ways.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Absolutely, because the way you talk about it sometimes it
makes it seem like your guys are more opposite.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Maybe, But I think in general we have the same
sense of humor. We both are kind of people pleasers.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Chill.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, I think we're pretty similar.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, Like my wife and I have a similar sense
of humor. Although she doesn't like speaking of like cartnarks
and stuff like that. She doesn't like the cringe element
of stuff like where like the hidden camera or someone's
being prank Yeah, like that that makes her uncomfortable. Like
she likes, like she likes the idea of like a
cart narks or something like that, but watch it. Yeah,
but right, just she just makes her like super uncomfortable.

(02:47):
She doesn't want to beat the carnark. Right, what about
bait bike that I love?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Car?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
It came up on my feet again recently, menace because
the big bike principle is that guys will put the
bikes in not so niceighborhoods and tether it to a
tree or whatever. And so when the hoodlum makes off
with the bike, usually on the bicycle, they'll get going,
you know, fifty feet and then whamp.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
How do you not see like something connected to it?
That's question? Well, sometimes these people aren't the best of minds. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:16):
Well I love Big Bike International because they don't use
the rope. They pretty much do a thing where there's
a spoke through the seat and they like people sit.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
On it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Us Yeah, goes through their pants. They just serve it. Yeah,
those folks.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
I don't know how they made money because it just
popped up on my feet again because it's it's technically illegal.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Like my wife and I we have enough in common,
like I said, sense of humor. Yeah, we both like
the same. We vacation the same. That kind of stuff
is important. Similar, we have similar taste when it comes
to how we want the house to look. It's not
necessarily clean and orderly like from like opposite from like
a style spoint, aesthetic standpoint kind of thing. But uh,

(03:58):
menace you and Nacho.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
Yeah, we I would say, like eighty percent the same
interest in things that we like entertainment wise, and you know,
I don't know, shopping fashion stuff that we we follow
a lot of the same travel.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Travel all that.

Speaker 9 (04:15):
Uh, when it comes to like house stuff, I don't
think we one hundred percent agree on everything. Yeah, why
what's what's the difference? Like athetically or esthetically the core
things like that. I'm more of a I don't know,
modern type look guy, and she is to a point,
I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Know any more traditional.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Yeah, we kind of disagree on like you know, on
a table and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
It will take like forever to agree on something, right.
And then Greg and Mario seemed pretty similar. I was
gonna say identical, but not identical. Not identical. I think
I'm slightly more outgoing style wise, like housewise. There his
tastes have changed a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
We used to be mega identical and now he's kind
of getting a little more daring and he'll point something
out and say, oh I like that chair or whatever
you do.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Really, I think he's trying something right, like because he's
trying to do like the interior design. So like the
people who he's not trying, he's doing it. I said,
like people get into beers or people get into interior design.
Like they explore me. They can't just be on the
same levels there. They have to be somewhat elevated right
above it. They have they have to see what you
can't see. They have to taste what you can't do.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Does do that? And what is his thing now? Monacito modern?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, that's what he calls it so much.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
Yeah, but you need to have a conversation piece within
your furniture.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
But yeah, for the most part, very so.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
I wish we could go over to Greg's house one
time and see what they currently have is they're doing
it rules people.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
You've been there, I've been there. You've been to Greggs be.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Greg and it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
How long send me on errands? How long have you
been in that house now? Greg? Almost five years? Almost
five years. I've only seen a picture on Zilo. I
have been there once.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
I forgot it was a couple of times to help
you with something though, right, yes, you were all his servants.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
No, it was to help me. You needed me to
help you. So you had to pick up my keys
for a vehicle okay, that you borrowed for many months.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
Okay, welcome, I'm back to apologize.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Normally the numbers, forty percent of people in relationships say
that their partner isn't really their type. Oh, ninety two
percent said there's at least one key personality trade that
just doesn't line up. And these are the things that
couples don't have in common with each other. The most
common things like one person's always cold, the other one's
always hot. Now that is absolutely true. I sleep on

(06:43):
top of all the covers. I'm not in the bed,
I'm on the bed. I don't know how you do that. Yeah,
and I'm still sometimes too warm.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
I get like that too.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
One person is the saver, the other one is the spender.
Now that one seems like Greg and Mario hardcore saver here,
and he's a spender. Yeah. One persons tidy. The other
person is a slob. Now I wouldn't say my wife
is a slob, but I mean, by Greg and my standards,
she's sloppy. It's kind of sloppy.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
One is an early bird, the other one a night out.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Also true in my house, Yeah these days for sure.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah. Like my wife is up early every morning. Now,
if it's not for work, I'm not up early, but
I am up late. I'll stay up till midnight, one
o'clock in the morning and then sleep until ten o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah, she, by peer pressure, forced me to do something
at eight thirty in the morning on a Saturday. Yeah,
I've been up for two hours.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I'm like, okay, well, good for you. Is Andy like tidy?
Would you say he's tidy? Or are you both slops?

Speaker 6 (07:43):
We're both slobs. But he can see it before I
can and he'll do something about it.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Where I'm like, oh, is one a saver or the
other spender?

Speaker 6 (07:50):
I'm the saver, You're the saver, Yah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
And what does he spend on, like Mario, It's creams
and you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
He has a thousand pair of the Lebrons. He likes
to just like sports stuff. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
One person is open about their feelings, the other one
just keeps everything bottled up.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
I'd say I'm the open one.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Yeah, and he gets a little passive aggressive, but he's
not super open.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah. See, my wife will smile and talk really nice
to somebody who she wants to kill. Like she was
just doing this the other day where there was no
I'm saying, but there was. There was something with h
you know, one of my daughter's activities, and she was
pissed to the person who runs it. And she's talking
to me the way that she should be talking to
the person.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
But then when I hear the conversation with the person,
it's like, oh, well, you know this is kind of
new to us. So yeah, yo, absolutely, I mean I
get it.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I get that, Yo.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
This Yeah, so you can't be mad if you're not
communicating with this person. But you can't be mad.

Speaker 10 (08:54):
Well, she does want to go light her up either.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, to see this person tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
One person's chatterbox, the other one's quiet. Yeah that's now.
Believe it or not. My house, I am absolutely quiet.
You might not even know I'm there.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I can see that.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah. One person is like just loves a big party.
The other person would rather stay home. I'm the stay home,
stay home me too. One person is a planner or
the other one kind of goes with the flow. Planner,
I may go with the flow. Oh I love that.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
I found someone who will just do my bidding.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Like I'll come up with the plan once we get
to the flow. Yeah you know, but like once we
decide to do something, Okay, let's figure out the best
way to do it. But like you need to talk
about dinner on Friday, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
No, thank you, But don't you love Like if you're
going on well, not your vacation because you go to
the same place, but in general, if you go on vacation,
somebody else is planning it and you.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Just need to show up with your suitcase. No, because I.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Want to be the planner and the person just show out.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Because the idea of that and having a place to be, like,
especially on a vacation, having a place to be at
a certain time, like all that sounds so unappealing because
that's my day to day life when I'm here. Yeah,
vacation shouldn't feel like work.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
But I mean just to like book the tickets and
book the reservation, like I'll do all that.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
No, I'd rather do that, so I know what the timetable.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Is Yeah, same, That's why I do it.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
One person likes to wake up slowly, the other one
just jumps out of bed.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Yeah, I'm the slow one.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Both jump out. And then for the most common like
one person loves the spicy food, the other person can't
handle the heat, so they never have. You know, our
people are on the same page. Although Greg has gotten
kind of soft. Oh my god, I can barely handle
black pepper anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I used to eat legal lava and now I can't
handle it anymore.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think it's a combination number one age. But also
you stop smoking right when I smoked, I could eat
anything spicy. Yeah, because you killed your taste. But yeah,
that's what I'm guessing. I mean, I don't know. For you,
a big baby, it's science eight seven seven forty four woodies,
so opposite's tracked. You need that balance, right.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
They say, if you're a good manager, you hire people
around you who are good of the stuff that you're
bad at.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Absolutely, I just can't imagine you both admit. Yeah, we're
both slobs. You you recognize the problem, now you don't?

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Now, Greg, you know what should do? We should have Greg,
and it has to be a random day that she's
not expecting to do a pop over. Greg has to
give us a report on the house. Well, she did
leave my toilet seat up, so I'm like, oh wait.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Wait, wait, I left your toilet set up like I
was peeing like a dude, like.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
The lid sorry not the cover?

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Or are you really not supposed to do that?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Well, who would do that? Greg doesn't like that. We've
always said, why would you ever have it open unless
you're using it?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Something I continue to think about from your house, Greg,
is you have the most luxurious, inviting, big puffy, fat
sectional couch and I'm not allowed to sit on it.
That's the But that's the way you just want to
flop John.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
But she's company, company cancel on the count.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
No better, I would never.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
No, I'm saying, like, company cancel on the Is that
what it's for?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
If we're sitting in that room? Yes, but we were,
we were spending the time outside. Yeah, so why would
you just sit there and then just get up.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
And walk away? Company? He wants to impress that's on me. Yeah,
that's so if somebody can use it, I can't. But
one of these days, well, like a surprise popover where
Greg goes over there, and then and then Greg, Greg
takes notes and then we get to hear like what
does the two slobs in one the two slobs one house?
Like what's the living condition?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I will drink a bleach cocktail afterwards.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
It could be interesting because Greg's gonna be super picky obviously,
because that's all. You don't even have to be.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
It's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
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the twenty second, twenty twenty five Wooding, Greg Menace, Gina Grass.

(12:56):
We got to see that. We got Sammy Morgan's you're
taking to calls eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
What he is?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
The phone number? You can set us a text if
you like, check you over to two two nine eight seven.
You know it's a Shark week on Discovery and today
it's day number two of Nark Week. You're on the
Woodies show, So big fans of WOODI show card arks
that you are. You got a whole week of cardinars.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It was an Asian Carderini of the New York division
of the card arks yesterday, Hey, and day number two
for Nark week. Where are we starting? Hear seabas, So
this is a special edition.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
I personally I love the weird interactions that have like
a special special theme because I can only get like threatened,
and people try to beat me up and kill me
so many times, but when they go in as a
weird angle, I always find that very very fun. And
so this lady, she was, uh, she did that thing
where a lot of places, retail establishments will now have
the electric charging bank on one end of the carts,

(14:00):
and people will will sometimes park their charge a cargo
inside and oh, it's so far to walk back to
the cart return. Once you're out there, you can do
like this lady does and just dump it in the
nearest open spot. I'll give her credit, not an electric
charging spot, because she she had enough sense not to
do that, but just the next open parking spot she saw.
So I walk up to her and let's see if
we can ferret out why she thinks I shouldn't be

(14:21):
asking her to put her cart back where it belongs.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
Wait wait, wait.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
That way, I'm sorry. Oh he just abashion with the
powerful parlooks and sexy card arks, No, what does that matter?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Just your normal person.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
She's doing any car, they're putting lazy bones on board,
stick them on there, and it's I got.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
To you're the judging patrol.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
Oh, yeah, you can judge too. Do you think that's
a good place to put that car? Do you think
that's right? It's not right for you to judge other? Yes,
it is. I just did. Boy, that's my segment judge patrol. Yes,
so you're the judging goes with the are you an employee?
And I said, well no, why does that matter?

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah? Then but then she goes to you can't you
you can't be a judge. Yes, she can be judged.
She can judge you for being judgmental.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Right, and I offered you hear of the opportunity, Well,
look at where that card is, do you believe do
you judge that to be the place where cards go?
And she wasn't willing to nor that. So then she says,
not only can I not judge, but I need Jesus. Oh,
oh is that where the cards go? Or Jesus would
put his card back? By the way, I put in
a part. Excuse me, yes, ma'am, I will call the police.

(15:32):
What are you gonna tell him my part? Let's touch
my part, your card, your card, I can touch other
people's property. Do you understand the correlations judge people? I
just did, and I'm doing a great job at it.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I knew it was going to go religious.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I knew it.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
And it's strange because obviously the logic falls apart in
two seconds. By that logic, you couldn't judge anybody for anything.
You couldn't have a taste about anything.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
What is and what kind of comeback is Jesus would
put his card away?

Speaker 12 (15:57):
Jesus wouldn't have a card, right, You got a bunch
of disciples to carry his crap for See, this is
Gina where because I've never been I haven't been hit
with that specifically as much.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
And so this is the this is the jerk store
moment where I would have thought, oh, I should have said,
was he gonna carry all those loaves and fishes in
his hands? One or the disciples line would be a
good line, you see next So next time he'll be
prepared getting those all right. So then I try to
convert her into you know, to the good, the side

(16:29):
that I am on, which is the side of the
Lord and of Jesus, go away. You should go and
put your card back. Jesus believed in picking up after
himself and not passing his burden onto his fellow man.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
John.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm like, yes it is. I am. I'm God jury
and execution Shanda, gotcha.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yes, little citizen, she's you can't judge me. You can't
act like God. So again, so then you can't tell
anyone to disk anybody.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
But didn't put the card back? No, did not, just
drove off again? Now I do you believe you should
put your cards back? No matter what I would feel less.

Speaker 13 (17:05):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
I'm not angry about it, but I would judge it
less if you did leave it in a spot for
an electric vehicle. Oh okay, I wouldn't be as upset
about it.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
I'm way better with that than leaving it like a
handicap spot.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Oh oh, absolutely, no handicap spot, any other spot. It's
just the electric vehicle spot.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
So FYI I asked Ai would Jesus have returned to shopping?
Card and says Jesus would likely have returned to shop
emphasize responsibility and highness, including Luke six thirty one, which
is treat others as you want.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
To be treated exactly. It's right there. You agrees.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Now.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
The thing with the electric vehicles, I still feel even now,
even as we sit here today, it definitely started off
that way where people with the electric vehicles certainly had
a superiority complex over everybody else, like look at me,
I'm doing this for the planet or whatever. Before the
cyber truck, and I feel like it's still that way.
I still get that vibe from people, people, Yes, where

(17:58):
what do you mean? When I'm out and I'm about
And I know absolutely I think that that that still exists.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
I think what Menace is saying is is that what
they're giving off? Or are you projecting that?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I mean maybe, but I still feel like they're lesser
car oh, I don't care about the planet. I still
feel that there's a there's there's a level of snobbery
with the for whatever reason, whether it's for like some
kind of environmental thing, or maybe when it was niche
maybe but now it's so common, or maybe because it
is a tesla and it's seen as like a luxury
kind of thing that snobbynist to it. I will agree

(18:28):
with Woody, but that's only because I have the coolest
cool All right, will you show card Arcs? It is
Narc week? Who's next? So this the whole guinea Jesus,
you know you're not God things. I thought, well, this has.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Happened before, not but not with somebody I encountered. This
was a dude just in a random Smith's in Las
Vegas who came up to me, saw what I was doing.
I didn't talk to him at all. He didn't leave
his card out, He was doing just fine by himself.
But he saw what I was doing and he did
not like that at all. He had questions and accusations
and statements for me. Yeahs bashed with the card Arks

(19:01):
your agents a bastion with the.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Cardarks agent Sebastian.

Speaker 14 (19:05):
What agency are you with agents?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
On moments?

Speaker 8 (19:08):
Play'll let that, Yeah, the Carnarks agency.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
And what agents?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Who?

Speaker 14 (19:13):
Who wined form?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Where did? Where are they from? Carnarks?

Speaker 8 (19:16):
They are non governmental? Secret agency?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Are secret agency?

Speaker 14 (19:20):
Non government?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Is this guy the brother that one guy where he
showed up trigger treaty?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
I know it sounds just like the guy who I
see this is a good idea? And why what are
they family member.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
I think that, well, they may have a similar issue
again in him claiming that I who want responsibility and order,
I'm the crazy.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Of course that's how people, yet, lazy people handle things
like that.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
You're stupid, You're crazy. That's okay, that's called gaslightings. Are
I have not lost my mind?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card down right?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
No, I want to know.

Speaker 14 (19:57):
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Well?

Speaker 8 (19:59):
What do you say that?

Speaker 14 (20:00):
What are you doing out here?

Speaker 8 (20:02):
See, I've been cleaning up cards. Let's say this lady
electric cart right there, which happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It would be blocking authorization.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Under the authorisation of humanity, Like I'm just humanity at large.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, humanity at large.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
For instance, here pulled into a spot and then had
a cart block spot.

Speaker 14 (20:18):
Do something more beneficial to this world.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
There you go, as a famous person, I can't sound.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Like yes, weird?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Is such a deep.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Again?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
More important, more important things like oh, I don't know
talking to me the car right to say that to
so many people, it's it's the you know.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
What it is? There's an official name is the fallacy
of relative privation, meaning that if someone is deprived of
something somewhere else. Anything you do right now that is
not as important as, let's say, curing malaria in Botswana
is therefore a worthless pursuit. Greg, You shouldn't be cleaning
your you shouldn't be buying a clothes that are nice.
You should you should wear rags and every penny every

(21:04):
two cancer kids.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yep. I mean you could ask that question of most
people on the planet.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
That's why I say foul. That's why it is a fallacy.
So we go into that right here.

Speaker 14 (21:12):
Do something more beneficial to this world?

Speaker 8 (21:15):
What would you like me to do?

Speaker 14 (21:17):
Why don't you tell people that if they don't find
salvation through the blood of Christ.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
But what if that's not their religion.

Speaker 14 (21:24):
Though it's not a religion, it's the truth.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
They don't believe that.

Speaker 14 (21:28):
Whether or not you believe it's true or not, it's true.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
But okay, let's talk about the car.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's like somebody's going to the electric chair.

Speaker 14 (21:34):
The guy tells the judge, listen, I don't believe in
the electric chair. Does that mean he's not going?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Well? The difference is when they flip the switch on
the electric chair, you realize really quick, cow real it
is right.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Well, flip flip the switch on your life and you
go to me Jesus, then realize how real it is.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
That Yeah, that's That's always been my argument with UH,
with religion, Like, I still try to. I try to
live my life, you know, morally, and I'm to people
and I try to. I try to. I try to
do good things right, like take the car back. Now.
Do I believe hook line and sinker and all this
stuff about religion. I'm not an organized religious guy. Do
I believe it's possible? Maybe maybe I'm hedging my bed

(22:14):
because I'm thinking, all right, I'm living as a good
moral person. Now, if I die and all of a
sudden i'm before Saint Peter and they're looking over my
whole life, I'm gonna go, hey, man, you can see
where a person be a skeptic about all this. But
I lived my life.

Speaker 15 (22:27):
You know, I'm pretty because you're sitting here up on
a cloud, right, some kind of program like hey, let's
say yeah, yeah, now, until I get to that point,
I'm just gonna go sounds kind of silly, but if it.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Works, if it works for you, it's fine. But like
these guys who are shoving on everybody else somehow, I
am I got weird. Yeah, I want to know who?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Who are they? While there?

Speaker 14 (22:50):
Dude, now have you had psychological uh evaluation?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I just want to be clear that something.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
Now, think about what would Jesus do?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
No, they know what Jesus would.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
He would take his card back up.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, can we agree that Jesus what Jesus did do?

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Can we agree that Jesus picked up after himself? Right?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
That's all the rat brible dude, Louke.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Whatever the hell, It was right there on very thin paper,
black and white. It's a book about ya think. Yeah,
it's right there in the Bible. Read it.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
Jesus had assistance. Uh so well, I you know what.
I turns out I've actually read some of that and
I had some response to him from said Bible.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
That's all the racy, brible dude.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
Genesis thirty four sixty he said, and God created the
cards and he was good.

Speaker 14 (23:37):
And the God created the cards return and that was good.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:43):
Now you're making a mockery the word of God. You
need to go get some psychological hill.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
I'll undoing this helping people pick up after themselves.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh and lo and yeay, Yeah, I don't know if
that's the I don't I don't know if that's what
you want to say. If someone's questioning some of the
craziness of religion or whatever, that they need some psychologic yeah.
Well he then walked away, this guy who is not
as crazy as I am. But then he decided to
drive back by. Oh sweet, and give me.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
The old like roll down the window driving. Yeah, yeah,
he's gonna get the final word in no matter.

Speaker 14 (24:10):
If tis something.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
More productive to do with your time, maybe build something,
Maybe go feed the homeless.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Is that where you're going right now? If you're the homeless,
I write the second Are you gonna go feed the homeless?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Write this second note? But I do feed the homeless.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Maybe I'm doing that too in my spare time. But
I also doing this.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Well, this is not very productive.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
It's saving people's cars from getting densited in people's cars,
saying good for you, duld wait to go, big car,
safer way to God. How angry would you be.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
You should feed?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Sometimes sometimes well how does he know you don't go
straight from there to the homeless shop?

Speaker 10 (24:48):
And he loves repeating you.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
He thinks that's a sick burn, right, Yeah, like I'm
saving gar saving car and.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
The gas sliding and the fallacies. I think you know
what he may have thought he went but I won.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Share to god edition of Woody Show Cards.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
Are you're part of Nark Week?

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Shark Week on Discovery Ark Week here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Just to be clear, you didn't leave your card out right?

Speaker 14 (25:18):
No, I want to know. Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well?

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 14 (25:22):
What are you doing out here?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
See, I've been cleaning up cards. Let's say this lady
left your car right there, which happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
It would be blocking the authorization? Are you doing this.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Under oh, under the authorisation of humanity? Like, I'm just so.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Humid's got a let me ask you a question. Yeah,
that's kind of a load at the top because she
wants to Is she crazy or a good wife? Now? Crazy?
You intrigued? But every day that goes by, we learn
about a new level of crazy or a new layer
of crazy.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Yes, I'm crazy, but am I also a good wife
or not?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Compounding crazy more than likely? Yeah, well we'll see.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
It was a little weird. So this happened the other Saturday,
and I've been thinking about it ever since because I
don't know if I overreacted or if I'm just like awesome.
I don't know. So my husband and kid go play
basketball at night all the time. They call it night
sktball and it's really fun for them, and we have
a bunch of playgrounds and stuff around the house, you know,
around the area. So they went to go play night

(26:22):
sketball and Andy said they'd be home by eight, and
I was like, okay, well have fun, and they went whatever.
It's all good. I'm having the best night ever, like
eating in bed and this is the best. And then
Ate thirty rolls around and I don't really think about it.
Nine rolls around, and I'm like, that's weird. He said eight,
and he's always on time when it comes to that stuff.
And I text him and didn't really think about it,

(26:44):
watch my murder shows and he didn text me back,
and nine thirty rolls around and I'm starting to think
about this. I'm like, this is not normal, and so
I text him again. I'm like, hey, for real, like
everything okay, and I just wanted when are you going
to be home? Nothing? And I'm sitting there I'm starting
to get kind of weird, like this is not like him.
Nine thirty ten, I'm like, ugh, it's dark. You've got

(27:07):
a little kid.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
With you kid a phone a bedtime on a Saturday night.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
No, but it's just weird. He No, Andy has a
phone and he's not answering me.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Yeah, I mean, is it text or call?

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Okay? It was all those were texts, And I'm like,
this is this is weird. I don't like this, so
I call it, keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and
going to voicemail, and I'm just like, I don't like this.
I'm in bed, I'm in my pajamas. I'm like literally
like ready to go back.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Did you think they called Vaughan because Vaughn plays basketball
with your husband all time?

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Thought about it, and that actually would have been probably
a pretty smart thing to do.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
So I know what you did.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
So finally I really am getting a very uneasy feeling.
I mean, it's ten thirty, no call, no text, nothing.
I get out of bed, put my little house coat on,
put my little my little flip flops on in the
car and go looking for them. And there's a couple
of different playgrounds. I think they could be at I
drive the first one. They're not there. I am starting

(28:08):
to get terrified.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Have you seen my husband anyway?

Speaker 6 (28:11):
I want to say this picture.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
I mean, I'm like in.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
My pajamas, yeah, my big you know, my hot rollers,
Like I'm in the fifties and I'm I'm rolling around
the neighborhood. Nothing. Finally he calls me. I go, hello,
are you okay? Where are you?

Speaker 11 (28:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, sorry, Hunt, we just got you know, all caught
up in a pickup basketball game. Like mother ever, I'm
out looking for you. He's like, oh damn, sorry, so
I go home. I'm all pissy.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah, I mean, you know, the fact that he didn't
text you back wouldn't be super alarming more than I
think about it, because it's not like he's got his
phone on him.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Basketball. But it after two and a half hours, I
was like, I don't like this.

Speaker 17 (28:51):
Right, that's a long time to never check your phone
when you said you were going to be home at
a certain time.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Thank you. But even but getting out of bed and
driving a ground is that insane?

Speaker 9 (29:02):
I would have no, I would have done the same thing.
But again, if I'm concerned, I call I don't texts
a question. Yeah, nine o'clock. I would have been out
on the court, like where are you guys at?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
I know you're an iPhone person? Is he an iPhone person?
He's not. No, that's a pain, as I said, because
you could do a location.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Actually, in fact, you know how any phone calls that's
cut down on. Yeah, my wife and I because you know,
I'm off doing my thing, you know, flight lessons, or
I got meeting or wherever I'm going to be and so,
or if we're out of town on this business stuff,
like she'll know before she tries to call me, knowing
that you know. Okay, well we're out of town, right,
it's around dinner time. Oh, he's probably at a dinner

(29:44):
she can look at you always at some restaurant, or
oh he's still at the airport. Or for her, she
ran to go pick up my daughter at her activity
or my son and his activity. I and go, oh,
she's on her way back. Okay, So saves the phone call,
it saves the text.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
I get that, but let's reintroduce the crazy. Would it
ever occur to you that somebody stole her phone and
is placing it?

Speaker 17 (30:05):
Okay, left the court because of all the history I
have with all the people in my life who have
been kidnapped.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
And no, it's just.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
You don't watch the shows I watched.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
But yeah no, So for that reason, that kind of
stuff comes in me. Now, do you have your share
my location set to indefinitely with your wife?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, me too. I have that with Martin. That's interesting
and it helps a lot. There's one of our friends
that because we were we were out to other place
like out of town, somewhere where were we menace and
everyone kind of shared their location. And somehow these people
still are sharing location with us and us with them.
And it's weird because sometimes I'll forget about it, like
right now I'm remembering, but like I'm telling this right

(30:47):
to the second, I forgot, like, uh, I'll be coming
back from out of town and my buttill hit me
up and go welcome back. No, I don't care, I
got you got it. I'm not a I'm not a
very person. I got I got nothing to high.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
I like to avoid people. I don't want them to
be like, oh good, she's home, let's just pop in.

Speaker 9 (31:05):
I noticed that once in a while. I totally forgot
about it too, and yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Download the app Life three sixty. I've heard a lot
about that app.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
You can do anything with it. You just keep track
of your people.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Doesn't seem a little invasive.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
No, it is a little.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Bit your husband.

Speaker 17 (31:23):
No, No, well no, But when I I've shared locations
a similar situation where it's like we're at a festival,
everyone share your location. That it was, yeah, and then
you just continue sharing because you kind of forget about it.
It's not that big of a deal. And so I
had completely forgot about it and I had went back
to town. I wasn't living there anymore, but went back
to visit one of my friends, and my friend who

(31:43):
had my location was like, oh, you're in.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
Town, what are you doing here?

Speaker 11 (31:46):
And I was like, oh my god, that's what I
want to avoid.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
No, No, that's different. She's talking about her husband and
her kid. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about my wife now.
My buddy still having the thing, and I don't I
don't care that he's in London right now. And so
I actually thought the other day I was like, oh,
I wonder if they're back at the hotel yet, because
I was going to call him because I had a
question about something completely unrelated. And uh, I'm like, oh, okay,

(32:09):
they're still at this Harry pot They went to the
Harry Potter.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
You can tell where they are, not just like the
country they're in.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, because I saw the theater and I knew they
were going to this Harry Potter thing, so I said there. Yeah,
because it brings up the map. But where they are you.

Speaker 17 (32:24):
Can see if someone's at a restaurant or wherever, you
can see where they are.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Oh, I just thought it was like a general location.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
You must be in a car. Have you've never seen
you know what real Mario is? No, it's not like
it's not like almost. Okay, look, I just I just
brought up my my buddy's location. It shows the map
and it shows that's where he's at. It looks and
so he's right across the street from a Rabbit's Foot
whatever that is, ok, right off of Duke Street in

(32:54):
Piccadilly in London. It's so English, right across from Fortum
and Mason, which seems to be some kind of retailer.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
You have a location services he was by a bookstore. Yeah,
he's in a hotel. You can basically see what hotel
she's in.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Okay, I guess showing me the literal hotel room of
a motel and what parking spot she's in.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Front of the hotel?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
What room she That's why I said, I know what room?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Who's in a motel at this time? What app is that?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
It's the when you on iPhone, the sharing your location indefinitely,
that is.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
That's what I have. But that's right, I mean, that's
just close. I can get it and show you, like
the exactly hotel room in which hotel, and then you
zoom in there's who it's one of those.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Dumpy places, exactly the hotel motel.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Okay, So I have a thing about the you know,
hotel motel, right, Like my whole thing is if you
open the door to your room and it goes to
the outside dumpy, is it same.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Apartments because I always lived in those apartments.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Oh wait, no, apartments, apartments different. I think, like like
a place with like a motel hotel kind of thing,
you need at least to open up to a hallway
lobby by the way, And honestly, I don't I don't care.
I will I will stay at any of them. But
people that's usually how they judge, like I need minimum
where my door does not open to the outside. Oh,

(34:17):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Oh dummy over here, going full circle, somebody just had
the best suggestion, Gina, use one of your millions of
air tags.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
There you go putting on stuff that doesn't need it. Oh,
I did see.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
You know, you brought this up a long time ago
when air tags first came out. What he like putting
air tags and kids shoes. I have seen that now
where they have the inserts for kids shoes.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yeah, they got all kinds of There's there's another one
I saw where it works with the Apple Find My app.
But it's not an Apple branded thing or not Apple,
you know, their product, their product, but real film like
a credit card. Yeah, and you can slide that into
your wallet or so, so it doesn't stick out like
a like an air tag does, where people like if
they did steal your stuff, just they would think about

(35:01):
like just a flat card.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Yeah, going back to the original topic of Hey, I'm
going to be home at eight and you're not calling
or texting after like nine something.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
I don't know. I don't think that's cool.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Okay, honest, I feel better. Yeah, because I was like
driving around the.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Ten o'clock at night, like two hours later with zero contact.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
If it was just my kid who was supposed to
be back and I hadn't heard anything, then yes. If
it's my wife, a grown ass adult, I figure she's
got it handled and I wouldn't go out searching for her.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
I think Venice is right, just a quick messay I'm
gonna be home at eight, and you're not home by
eight thirty, that's whatever.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, but ten thirty, Yeah, maybe they.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Got rolled at the basketball court.

Speaker 10 (35:44):
Woodie.

Speaker 17 (35:44):
I have been out with your wife before where she
was not answering her phone because we were out late.

Speaker 10 (35:48):
So you text me like, where's my wife?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, like taken. Now I leave the house in my bathrobe.

Speaker 11 (35:54):
To go find her because we responded no.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
And usually I know she's out with somebody I won't
even bother. Yeah, you know, like I'm trying to bother her.
It's usually if I have like a really pressing, important
right now kind of question, you know, someone's waiting on something,
usually involving one of the kids. I was like, no,
I need to so what I'll do? Sometimes if she's
I know she's blowing off my call because she's probably
telling some pointless story to a friend at a lunch

(36:18):
or something like that that has no real importance other
than she doesn't want to interrupt the conversation. And I'll go, Nope,
this is pressing. I'll go and I'll do that whole
thing where you're trying to find your phone and it
plays that obnoxious because you can't mute that. Oh right,
So I'll go. I'll go to find my find her
device and find and it it plays that alert signal

(36:42):
and it makes her look at her phone and see
that I'm calling, and she knows, bitch, take up.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
That's fine.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Do you know what I've done?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Yeah, pause your dumb, pointless story. Well, she's doing it
on purpose, like, and she knows that I'm not calling
just for some What you're doing, How is your lunch going.
I'm not going to bother you on that. It's if
I'm calling clearly, just knowing me clearly, it's because something
is needed in that moment. Otherwise I wouldn't bother you.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
You know what I've done at the house when the
phone's not being picked up, I turned the lights on
and off from my phone.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Oh oh yeah, just like because we have some cameras
inside the house and we can do that toll you do,
like the intercom thing. I'm calling, pick up the phone
and I'll get this. Sometimes I'm on the phone with
my mom and hey like and and what like again
if I'm calling.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
You, Yeah, it's important.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
You know, it's because I need something right now. Something
is important. Yeah, dude, I'm on the phone with my mom.

Speaker 15 (37:40):
You're on your phone with your mom almost every day
for a couple of hours from smart.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Smart lights are so cheap.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Oh yeah, you can run them. Oh yeah, I think
you can probably get it for like twenty bucks run
from the phone.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, is Gina crazy or
a good wife? Just crazy? You're a good Why if
you could text your vote over? She's asking? Yeah, she
doesn't want to put it out there. I'm not airing
her business.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
It felt weird.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
She wanted to ask.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
It was worth asking?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four? What he text your
vote on this over to two to nine eight seven.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 18 (38:14):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch, and stuck his bare butt on it
and like wiggled it aroundgled it around.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
I've given you guys a chance.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
How about. That's what Mena's been saying. I feel like
you you mentioned this seven years ago. Okay, it's a ring.
They have the always home cam and what this is
it's a compact indoor drone camera. Yes, so remember do

(39:00):
you remember Menace telling us about this? He wanted to
do a lot of times, Menace will say and it's
it's too as when Greg was drunk and he was
yelling at Menicet. That's what I've been saying. That's what
I've been saying. That's what everybody. It's just obvious.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
Craig doesn't want to ever acknowledge that I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
That's not true.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
That's one of one of Medice's not new favorite words.
But one of your favorite words is narrative. I don't
know why you put that narrative out in the world
that nobody listens to me. That's just not remotely true.
He was just saying a couple of days. It's not
for everything. That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
But then this one, that's what Medicin has been saying,
and I remember him talking about this drone camp and
we were like, Okay, basically, this thing is this little
tiny drone Gina that you can use and you can
fly it around your house to do like a security sweep.
That's awesome when you're not home. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
And then also I mean if somebody like breaks in,
I'll fly directly towards them.

Speaker 13 (39:59):
Everything really into the movies, automatically avoids obstacles like lights
and furniture and things like that, and we'll just go
around like a preset route on a single floor, and
then it returns to its charging base when it needs
more battery.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
You don't even have to control it if you're not okay,
you teach it your house. Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Ring An Amazon say that the drone balances privacy considerations
and it's gonna be priced to two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
The second it's available. I've signed up to try to
get a preview of it because they want to test
it out, and the second a hits the market, I'm
going to buy it for sure.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Can you fly? Can we teach it the flight pattern
of the studio and like the building.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
You can do that.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Yeah, just for fun.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
We just put like one single stationary camera and this
will bump.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
I just want to see it in action.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
We can capture the whole thing. We got tons of
cameras in Heroes.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
It down to the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, I love see who's in there. This is the
last place I want to look at when I'm not here.
That's true, right, let's put it in Gena's house.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Oh please don't.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
And I do have cameras around the house. Yeah, indoors,
which you know we just have.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I don't know why you can access those anytime. Yeah,
I would not like that. Why, I don't know. Just
make me feel different. I have the cameras outside.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I want a new doubt.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
But what if I mean, like, at any time you
could be watched. It's just it would make me feel
like I'm out of reality.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Yeah, watching you?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Oh who has access to it?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Nobody's watching you.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
I do love collecting other people's apps though, Like I said,
I have a friend's doggie cam. I have a friend's
baby cam so I can watch your baby sleep. So
if I can have access to your house, that would
be fun too.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Okay, here's uh, this is my kitchen slash dining room
right now. You know, obviously you know it's just a
nice and chill I can look in the upstairs hallway
that kind of looks down the stairs and then down
the hallway towards like the kids, right, but there's there's
no cameras in the bedrooms or anything like that. It
just seemed like the common areas.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Sure, I don't know what I would do with it,
And a lot of times if I'm out of town,
I just kind of look and up, yep, Okay, everything's good.
Every looks chilled. The lights came on as I programmed them. Yeah,
stupid stuff like that. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
My favorite thing though, even more than the cameras, are
the motion sensors that they just look like lights that
are made by ring. And then the second anybody gets
even close to my house, I'm already hat there's a
chime that goes off in my house. And then I
can look at the cameras.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Okay, that's it looks down the stairs and then down
the hallway towards like where the kids rooms are and
stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
It looks carmal activity because there's I saw some blinking eyes.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Yeah, not going around nice and chill at the Hoo's
eight seven seven four, Wooding, send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. You see, have all
of these drones to follow your husband around. You'll know
where he is at all ten.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
That's a great idea. I don't want to watch to
play basketball though.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
It's like those people use for extreme sports or they're
you know, having a drone follow them while they're on
their mountain bikes or skateboards or you know, that's what
the motorcycles and stuff.

Speaker 17 (43:00):
The little girl on the Obi Wan TV show has
her little drill that follows her.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Around there every show. You'll know where it is at
all times. Jay Cool Rule creep out onto a different level.
Morewoodies show coming.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Up until Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
We're into it in a new hour, Eating Sensitivity Training
for a politically correct World, Tuesday morning. It's July the
twenty second, twenty twenty five. Wooding, Greg, we got menace
jin Grad is there, right, we got sea bats right there,
there is Sea bass is Buddy, there's Sammy. You your best,
you know your best best. You guys are besties. You

(43:35):
guys hang out the time, right, Yeah, always sea best.
Morgan's here. Phones here open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. Gina Grad What are the trending news
headlines this morning?

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Yeah, well, Malcolm Jamal Warner aka theo Huxtable on The
Cosby Show. He died at fifty four years old after
drowning off the coast of Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
That that headline came through yesterday and it wasn't from
you know, ABC News or any of the major news outlets.
It was some other account that posted. I got that
can't be real. So I started looking at and it's
like wow, yeah it was. It was you know, immediately
I think just because of you know, my age, my generation,
like the Cosby Show such a thing. Yeah, loved the

(44:21):
theo Huxtable of course, and it's like wow, no kidding, yeah,
fifty four Wow, just shocking.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Yeah, he was the way it happens. Yeah, it's really sad.
He was there on vacation with his daughter. He got
caught in a rip current. He was rescued by some
random people who got him to the shore, tried to help,
but it was too late. He was pronounced dead at
the scene, and TMZ says there was a second person
who got hurt too. They're still in critical condition. And
of course tributes for Malcolm have been pouring in from
all over, including Bill Cosby. He says getting the call

(44:50):
about him felt like it was like the Callie got
when his own son died. I don't know if you
guys remember this his son ENNI, Oh.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah, being a good Samaritan.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Well, yeah, he was shot and killed ninety seven been
during an attempted robbery off the freeway in LA when
he was trying to change a flat tire. Right, and
uh yeah, Malcolm Jamal Warner had a wife and daughter.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
All I could think about yesterday was the flight to
vacation and then the traumatic flight back, like oh wow,
I went here with my dad and.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Now I have to go home alone. It's unreal. And
those those rip currents are no joke. As someone who
loves to be in the ocean and just hang out
in the water all day, I learned from lifeguards over
the years how to identify them. Even just standing on
the shore, you can you can look at the beach
and you can look at the surf and you could
see really where there's a rip current current forming. Oh,

(45:43):
it's just the way that the water.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Flat and there's like a ripple a little bit. Okay, yeah,
you can see them online.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Yeah almost, there's kind of like a boomerang shape because
if you look just across the water, you know how
like the waves coming and they make a break right, Well,
it's some point they start going almost like a forty
five degree angle and then there's like a like a
it looks like because things get churned with sand and
everything else, and you could see and then if you
follow it out like towards the horizon, you could see

(46:12):
where it's kind of like bringing So you know it
if if I saw it's it's much easier if I
saw it go. That's what it is, right, look it up.
But also people don't you know, they panic when they
get caught in white. They're supposed to like, right, they're
supposed to swim parallel to the shore to get out
of it. Don't try to swim directly to shore that yeah,

(46:33):
not forward and backwards. You go left or right, right
and get out of it. Yeah, and because you'll gas
out and that's exactly what happens. Then then you end
up drowning horrible. But I mean I always loved The
Cosby Show, and I always loved even before I had kids.
I love the interaction between you know, Bill Cosby and
the kids, but also now as the son of a
teenage boy, like the the interactions I was watching. There

(46:56):
was like a marathon of Cosby Show on one of
those like no random random Ion Channel network or whatever,
which and I watched it because you don't really see
the Cosby Show on everyone. Yeah, after the whole Bill
Cosby came out, they pulled that. But like watching the
interactions between him and THEO, they're so relatable. Yeah, oh

(47:17):
my god, so good.

Speaker 14 (47:19):
Hey, I know you know what.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
What you're gonna say and it's under control, so no problem.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
How do you expect to get into college with grades
like this?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
See, I'm not going to college.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Damn right.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
I'm gonna get.

Speaker 10 (47:37):
To high school and then get a job like regular people.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Regular people, Yeah, you know, who work in the gas station,
drop a bus, something like that.

Speaker 16 (47:47):
So what you're saying is your your mother and I
shouldn't care if you get these because you don't need.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Good grades to be regular people.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Right.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
You can still get it on Amazon Prime yeah, Greg,
we'll watch it.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Well, the Trump administration just dumped like two hundred and
thirty thousand pages of FBI stuff about the MLK assassination.
And we're talking memos, spy stuff, interviews, and some of
them even admit the FBI tried to smear him. This
all happened after Trump signed an order in January to
declassify a bunch of files related to Martin Luther King

(48:26):
and JFK and RFK.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Okay, but but a.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Bunch of Republicans want Congress to vote on releasing more
Epstein file.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Right, But Speaker Michel people want to see.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Yeah, we get it, we appreciate the gift. Everybody else,
but Speaker Mike Johnson doesn't see the need to rush
it before they all bail for summer vacation.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
This is the difference of like, you know, no, I
want McDonald's. No, we have hamburgers in the book, I
have wonder bread.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
This is not the same. Yeah, exactly, this is not
the same.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
And that's where Republican Kentucky rebb Thomas Massey comes in here.
He's leading a bipartisan effort to force a vote of
the release of the Epstein files. But that wouldn't happen
till after Labor Day.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
So I saw a headline that said the whatever his name, Johnson,
Mike Johnson was squashing anybody to be able to bring
it up. But it's only until the because they're well,
they have another big break coming up because they work
so hard. They worked so hard, guys make things happen.
They have more time off than teachers, exactly, big three

(49:29):
month summer breaks. They have more time off than like
any like my kids have less time off.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Oh and Christmas forget about it. You'll never come back.
And people say this all the time. They shouldn't be
able to leave until these things.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
But my question is he's not saying that they can't
bring it up because that I don't know how you
would do that, But it's just you can't. They're trying
to get to the break and we'll deal with it later. Yes, okay, nactly. Yeah,
here's here's the thing. If there's really it's like these
I you know, we talked about cameras and cameras in
the house or but yeah, if there's nothing to hide, right,

(50:04):
we already kind of know who's who's pounding around with them. Yeah,
So let's do it.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
So they have birthday cards, we have pictures.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Yeah yeah, I mean they won't know. And everybody's holding
their breath and they're going to use this as a
talking point. I don't think they're ever going to release it.
I mean, not not anytime soon.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
But I do love a good bipart is an issue.
Like if everybody's like, yeah, let's see what's on there,
then I think you just got to do it.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Well, beef is stupid expensive right now. Ground beef is
over six bucks a pounds. Steaks are pushing almost twelve bucks.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I have noticed that.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Yes, with your new grilla.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
I'm I'm on a steak binge and I thought, no,
I can't gotta end this binge.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
It's pretty expensive. It's up from around ten percent last year.
So why is that? Well, apparently there's not enough cows
and we can't get more from Mexico thanks to something
nasty called a screw worm outbreak. No, don't look it
up and heads up. Experts say this isn't going away
anytime soon, So get ready to just keep paying more

(51:05):
for burgers.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Screw work, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I'm gonna spare you and Southwest Airlines is officially killing
the choose your own seat thing. Starting next week, your
seat will be assigned, so no more boarding free for
all's over there. They're also squeezing in a little extra
leg room for some seats. You can pay extra four
because of course they are.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Yeah, and I'll totally do that. Yeah, have the option
pay for the extra I mean I was doing that.
That was the secret to Southwest first class was to
get the exit rows. Oh yeah. And so you would
go to the gate and if you had anything, if
you had anything outside of like A twenty five, it
was a twenty six or later, go and buy the

(51:44):
A one through fifteen, it was like forty bucks. So
for forty bucks you got essentially first class leg room,
right even though it was still Southwest, because you got
to be in that exit row. And as a fat guy,
if you sit in one of the regular seats and
you try to put the trade table down, you get
cut in half like a magic That's true. I got
a picture in the trade tables at A forty. Did

(52:09):
your wife get mad that you posted that photo?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Why I got why she got mad. She's like, why
would you post that?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Ago?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Who cares? Well, because she said, I'm not fat.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
She said it was just too flattering, it was too hot.
When did they end this kindergarten seating thing next week?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Like, like now it's starting next week?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Would make me go after him? Yeah, that seating thing
was the most annoying.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Well, and for the parents out there southwest as they're
making it a priority to how families sit together, and
they'll try their best to make sure that happens no
matter what ticket they buy. But I don't know, Like
there was just a few days ago, you see that
guy lost his mind, and I believe he was totally
right for not giving up his aisle seat. Super tall
guy like six or five, being like, I don't care
about your kid. You should have thought about that earlier.

(52:57):
So I don't know, I don't really care.

Speaker 9 (52:58):
Family is that travel on airplanes. They think they own
the airplane. Yeah, Like they think they make all the rules,
and they try to tell people and then even when
people are helpful, they're not even thankful.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Yeah, I think they own.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
It because you can pay to sit together, but they're like, Noah,
we're just gonna roll the dice when.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
We get there, and we're just gonna tell people where
to sit.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
I hate that you find that picture.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Oh okay, it's buried in here somewhere.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Well, let's talk about something that they think might make
Sammy happy. Okay, maybe menace two. Starbucks just made the
announcement that the basic bitches are so excited about. Starting
August twenty sixth, Pumpkin spice lattes return to the US
and Canada earlier every year. Along with the latte, They've
also announced they're bringing back the favorites like the pumpkin

(53:45):
Cream cold brew, the iced Pumpkin Cream Chai, and the
pecan crunch oat milk latte and if you just rather
sit at home and drink it. Starbucks also has announced
they're releasing their Pumpkin spiced coffees, bottle drinks, and creamers
and grow three stores this year as well.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Oh here it is. I have my belly sitting on
top of the tray table. Look at that. Keep in
mind I'm also pushing it out to make it even
more dramatic. I mean, it's disgusting either way, but I
guess for your drink. Yeah right exactly. That was the like,
oh look how comfortable this he is.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Move, right, along.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Here on this Tuesday morning. So this guy, a couple
of weird weird crime New York ad executive. He gets arrested.
He's at this rooftop bar in Florida, had won too
many and he peed off the balcony, which sounds kind
of fun, it would be fun. There were people below,

(54:53):
oh no, and he pulled out his junk let it
fly from the balcony. Several people underneath got a surprise.
Stream security escorted him out. He was taken into custody,
charged with disorder the conduct. No comment from his company,
but he is one of the co founders, so I'm
sure he'll be fine. Oh yeah, although people get thrown
out of their own companies. Steve Jobs, Yeah, that's true.

(55:15):
He got thrown out of his own company. I knew
the general manager, John's guy.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
General manager of a radio station got booted out for
they got he got a vote of no confidence.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Oh yeah, exactly. But yeah, there's the was it his
Did he own the radio station? He didn't own it. No,
then that's what I'm saying, Like, if you're a co founder, Yeah, yeah,
that's true. He was probably a board member or something. Maybe. Uh,
this next one Nevada guy. He was acting crazy in
the store parking lot. What does to say? He was

(55:44):
chugging hot sauce and challenging random people to fights, and
so store security asked him to leave. He wasn't having it.
He had a knife in his hand and was challenging
them now to a fight. The security guys, the cops.
Stators called the arrest of the guy. Greg Was he high? Yes,
he was over in the UK. This guy was hanging
out at a friend's place, got either really high or

(56:06):
really drunk, maybe both, who knows. And then when psycho
he took one of his friend's phones, accused him and
this other friend of stealing from him, beat them both
up with crutches, and then told his buddy to strip
naked because they were going to go for a walk.
And he parded his buddy down the street naked, but
people just standing there filming the whole thing. And when

(56:28):
they made it back to the house, he smashed the
dude's TV. Because you know, why the hell? Not sure
the cops are called by who himself? He called the
cops on himself, saying, somebody better come get me because
I'm gonna kill somebody. So the cops showed up, took
him the jail. He's currently on trial. He's waiting for
his sentencing.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
You know what, though, I respect that part. Yeah, Like, dude,
good for him, he knows himself.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
Not understanding why the friend did get naked and walked
down the street.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I mean, tells you to do crazy person, You already
got your ass kicked by this guy.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Could get worse.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I mean he beat him both up. But now I
am understanding why Menace has been googling man walking in
London io video? Where's the tape? Prove it?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Something else I wanted to share with you. This is
actually kind of cool. It's a metal mashup that's making
the rounds. They're calling it killing in the Name of
a Holy terrible Lie. And so there's a bunch of
artists in the full thing. I just have a little
clip here that I'll play for you. Some nine nails
in there. Nine inch nails, Rage against the machine, which
the whole thing with nine inch nails. Terrible lie and

(57:38):
rage against the machines. Killing in the name kind of works.
I like it, Okay, I bet you do. There's some
d O in there, some sound gardens, some some def Leopard.
Here's again, here's just a little piece of it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
There's a.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Somewhat forces on the same crosses.

Speaker 14 (57:58):
Forces.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
Try to say that broad crossss.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
She'll look at the name of.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Tool shop, in the name of.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Holy beyond the.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Star of the mascat you talk, so Frey Jump.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Jump Animal Stores.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Again, the whole thing is like over five minutes long.
That's so good. I know some people think the matchup
things stupid now, and I understand. Like back when people
were first doing them, it took a lot more talent
than it does now because now, God, it's so easy
with anybody can do it with AI stuff and with

(59:11):
these different programs. In fact, I saw I saw something
there was like a virtual DJ app where you could
take any two songs and it makes a mashup of them,
so that, yeah, there goes the thrill. There was also
what I saw yesterday. There was an ad that I
got on Facebook about you can basically create a selfie
with any person. Yeah, and it's super realistic looking any celebrity,

(59:34):
any celebrity. There was like there was like a selfie
with Gandalf, you know, and so yeah, I could make
a selfie with like Monica Geller. Yes, yeh, Dave Gone.
I mean, let's do it. Yeah. So you just take
a picture of yourself and then you find just another
picture and it takes it and puts it all together.
Even the lighting, everything is is dead to real perfect.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
I did a deep dive into AI last night, and
it's just so scary. As I was telling Greg, I
can make a clone of Greg where it's like a clone,
a clone, a clone where it will just respond as Greg.
But I I just texted, I'm like, hey, can I
make audio clone of Greg Gory from The Woody Show

(01:00:18):
and have it respond as Greg and like in his personality?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
And it's just like, what did you put in there?
What were you asking him?

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
I just basically did the basic prompt, like, hey, make
me a clone of how Greg would respond as when
I talked to it in real time, right and I'm
talking to I just just say, hey, like tell me
the news or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
The news credenza, yeah, and in the style of should
be viewed.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Latest. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
I know this guy from San Francisco who just recently
sold like a audio cloning app to met uh And
it's just like just an extra forty mil so.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
I thought it was. I thought that was kind of cool.
I liked it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
And my my thing was, I go, dude, all I
go look out for old people. They're just going to
fall for the stuff all day long on something which
scam all day long.

Speaker 17 (01:01:22):
But we had a good response, yeah, which is that
everyone is going to be for all the time that
you won't be able to just trust.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Look at the stuff that people have been falling for
for years. That wasn't even that good, right, And people
are dumb enough to fall for that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
It doesn't matter the age, because I question every video
I see online. Now, Yeah, you saw dude rescuing a
an orca with a tire around its neck, And then
I thought, this is a tire.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
You get around the neck of an orca. It's like
a monster truck tire.

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Usually I can still look at it and see just
by the quality of the video, it's a trained eye
right there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Yeah, pretty impressive man, My mom, no way, no more.
What he shows next? Hang up?

Speaker 18 (01:02:04):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as slust
but China.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Show, We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Oh, I think I know this isn't I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
See now. I want to hear menace bring up the
bring up the Greg Gory Hey, I.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Oh no, I don't. I don't have it on me.
But it wasn't it was I didn't fully clone his
voice just yet.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
I just cloned his personality. How do you clone Oh
yeah earlier, Yes, yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
I didn't get to that point yet. But it's yeah,
it's basically like how he would have respond to certain.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
I was gonna say, maybe we don't need Greg. Yeah,
that'd be great.

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
We have we have cloned his voice before and like
that way, but now it would be like full.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
It would be well, I would be done with it.
It would be a full like real time Gregory. So
it's not just like you'd have to hit play.

Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
Yeah, I would just be on and I could talk
to it and it'd be like, huh, yeah, I'm Greg Gory.
But it would predict how you would react to certain things.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
I'd like to see how accurate those predictions are.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
We should do a Yeah, we has to Greg Gory, right, Yeah,
but it's crazy because yeah, there's so many I mean,
especially you, Greg, there's so much information about you online.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
Also, there's thousands upon thousands of hours of audio through
our podcast, which has been put into transcripts into texts
that the Internet can search and AI can search and
like predict what you're gonna say. It's insane. Let's do
you instay?

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
When we've had Greg fill in and he was doing
the news for one of our other cities. You know,
this is AI Greg Gory, some news for Philadelphia's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Guess what everybody you're tipping is being monitored. Tip management
company TOAST has the stats from each state. People in
Delaware are tipping the most out of all fifty states,
with an average of twenty two point one percent. They
also topped the list for tipping at full service restaurants
at twenty two point five percent and fast food restaurants
with nineteen point one percent. So we were it sounds

(01:04:22):
kind of like I just ran yeah again, that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Was a that was the boy.

Speaker 14 (01:04:29):
That was a year.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
That was a year again. That was from That was
from June. That's a year ago. Yes right yeah yeah
today yeah yeah today, AI Gregory. It's mind even better.

Speaker 18 (01:04:43):
And they come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and enus blisters and ning and plastic tupper ware.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Are you expect me to believe a word of it?

Speaker 14 (01:04:54):
Well, I don't and I never will.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Yeah, The Woodie Show, it's another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here
giving us some of your valuable time today. My name's Woody,
that's Greg Gory. Would menace Hi, Jinna gradovn y'all has
had the microphone on there? Good, there's a sea baths
we've got Sammy Morgan is here. Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Hey taking new calls eight seven seven four. Woodie sent
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Later on this hour, we put Morgan to work and
her job quote unquote was to watch the og the
original Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Sure, she had never seen it, and she went into
it kind of a rotten attitude. She really didn't have
much interest in seeing it, and she's kind of belly
aching about the whole thing. But the new Happy Gilmore,
Happy Gilmore Too is coming out later on this week
on Netflix. Yeah. Wait, and you know for a certain generation,
the Generation xers especially, Yeah, that was a that was

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a big movie. I kind of a movie, so many
fun lines from that. But what is somebody like Morgan
who's now in her thirties who has never seen them before.
What will she think seeing it for the first time.
We'll get her review coming up later on this hour. Well,
just check on you, though, Morgan. Everything else is good.

Speaker 11 (01:06:12):
Oh yeah, honest Pie, Yeah, I feel great.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Oh good. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 11 (01:06:17):
I really felt in like I don't know, five years really.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Yeah, on the occasion.

Speaker 11 (01:06:23):
I think I'm just taking care of my body better good,
and I'm learning and working towards something, and that's always good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I thought of you because you know, she's always got
these money making schemes that she's you know, different things,
the bottles and cans and collecting that stuff and doing
dumb stuff on the show Morgan Dare for dollars kind
of thing. Did you see this woman in New York
City and she's been getting a lot of a lot
of press. She created this new side hustle where she
just sits in people's cars for up to ninety minutes,

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and she does it for fifty bucks. And for that
small fee, she'll sit in your car. Now keep in mind,
this is New York City, okay, and she'll move it
because in New York City they have alternate side parking
days for street cleaning.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
So the reason that people are having her do this
is because her fifty dollars charge is cheaper than the
sixty five dollars ticket that New York City gives you
if you don't move your car smart Smart. So she's
had about twenty clients so far, but since word has
gotten out, she's has now close to one thousand requests.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Wow wow.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
And all she does is she gets in people's car
a little bit, moves it to the other side, or
just circles the block until the street sweeper thing comes through.
That genius, and then parks it again. That's it.

Speaker 11 (01:07:34):
That's an innovative bitch right there.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Yeah you find some problem, Yeah you fixed it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Yeah. Now she says that people are happy to not
have their car towed or ticket it, and they gladly
pay her the you know, the fifty bucks that she
charges for the service. Super easy. Another thing that I
saw this woman started this spa in New York City.
It's one of those ASMR things. You know, the noises

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are still doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
I love the videos on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
The hair brushing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Okay, it's it's the and this is also in New
York City. It's the very first as Mr spa. It's
called Whisper Wave and for one hundred and fifty dollars
an hour, you can get soft, gentle things done to you,
like hair combing, feather brushing, for soft whispers by your ear,

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even soft sounds like the crinkling of a cat toy.

Speaker 11 (01:08:31):
I could do.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
The spa also offers greg a sleep induction session. So
you are under this weighted blanket. Rhythmic tapping and backtracking
paired with hypnotic whispers and gentle ambiyond sounds are played.
The ambient ambiond like ambience beyond. I think it's.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Ambient ambient for the ambiyond.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
For they there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
Yeah, that's so relaxing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
I think the feather brushing with whispering sounds nice. That
sounds awful.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I would do that, menace.

Speaker 10 (01:09:08):
You don't like getting massages?

Speaker 11 (01:09:09):
Would you do something like this.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
No relaxation purposes?

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
Yeah, they might not even touch you or marijuana, dude,
medicine has never once got a massage.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Yeah, what about like a hand massage or a foot massage.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
No, I don't want that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
I want to go and I've said a billion times
I rather go to a chiropractor.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
That's different. Than do that. That's different chiropractors for you know,
a different purpose. Massages for relaxation for you know, homosexual purposes.
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
So if it was to hang out, if a woman
is massaging you, because it's so.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Game, you don't have to get a happy ending.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
I love massages, and I always felt like, oh man,
you know, Menace is always so tense, but he like.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
What he is so pressing me to get a massage,
like borderline weird?

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Everybody? Wait now, everybody, let me ask you question. You're
an objective person. You've been here as long as I've
worked with Menace. Uh have I hard pressed him on
the massage? You puss? Now, I would say that I'm

(01:10:24):
leaning towards Yes, you have. You've pushed it. I mean
a hard cell because you're it's your thing, you know
what I mean? Well, yeah, I just felt like Menace
like we really would really enjoy it, and I can't.
I can't figure out.

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
What I've told you to enjoy, like going over. Hold on,
let me finish the point. You only finished the point.
This is because this is part of his strategy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
By the way, when it gets to certain things is
you know, he'll just start doing that whole kind of laughing, sarcastic,
over the top whatever reaction. Again, I don't know what
the I don't know what the hardcore stance against it
is all about. Like the reaction to it's weird. Like
you can say, like, no, I've just never had a massage.

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He's like, Noah, waits, so I'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:11:19):
I'm not allowed to be not interested in things, of course. Okay,
And then I've told you many times how I feel
about it. I know, but there seems there is there'renn
line going back to Greg saying narrative.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
There's two separate issues here though, Okay. One of them
is why is menace so hardcore against it? The other
one is are you a hardcore pusher of it on
that part of it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
I think you, of all people have pushed him to
try to embrace massages, like try it more.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Yes, And you have because I think you'll love it
right right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
As far as his hardcore desire not to get a massage,
I think we figured it out. He once even said
to us, I can't remember the dollar figure, but he
said I wouldn't pose for a shirt a shirtless picture
for whatever the money was fifty.

Speaker 9 (01:12:08):
I will not take your I was just and I
think that is I was just shirtless on a public
beach like three weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
That's not the issue.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
And I said, I'd rather get go to a chiropractor,
Like those are two things I understand, but I feel
like I would be way more into that than getting
a massage. And that's my stance for like, I.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Get a weird vibe more than a decade. I guess,
I guess the reaction I'm I feel and I could
be completely wrong this. It's almost like a show me
on the doll. Yeah, I think there was some kind
of story you're trying to build. No, I'm telling you
it's just a vibe.

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
My response is you being annoying for the past decade
of me wanting to get a massage and I said,
I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
In but the difference and I would be annoying. I
don't know, asking the same question for ten years, Maybe
that would.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Be what about what about a massage and a chiro?

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Why didn't you Why don't you like go like some
travel somewhere other than Mexico. Once you go, like to Dubai,
you're not even leaving the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
No, yeah, so like why not do that?

Speaker 9 (01:13:14):
Why not go to I mean, your wife wants to
go to Italy when I go to Italy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
But I've explained, I've given you, I've given the reasons
why I'm not interested.

Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
So my reasons are not good. All you say is like, no,
I told you I'm not interested in it. Rather because
I think, like what about it sounds unappealing? Unappealing because
I feel like they're not gonna I'd rather have like
somebody stand on my back, like the time massage baby

(01:13:42):
would pretzel.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Yeah, like I want like really hardcore deep tissue.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
But do you think like with like the the Heart
music and like the yes, like it's too intimate as
opposed to a crow chiropract.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
That's like creep it and like the Heart music crap?
Does it give you like an anxiety a value? You
be uncomfortable?

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Just dumb? All right, all right, somebody's.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
Texted a theory. Okay, it says menace got rocked by
a messuse.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Meaning what I don't know what does that mean? How's
that a theory? Then you just said something that makes
no sense. That's that's what the texture. So when I say,
what does rock mean?

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
I don't know, k in appropriately touched, got punched.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:14:31):
I have I have a theory, which is just that
Menace really likes to keep moving everything that he does.
He's always doing things, he's out somewhere, and a massage
really you have to stay still for a long period
of time.

Speaker 10 (01:14:42):
And I think that's what he's not interested in.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Yeah, what about like the five minute ones at the airport?

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
You know it's like, yeah, yeah, maybe I was picking
up on something like an anxiety response.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
When it comes to the massage topic, it's always Woody
versus Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Yeah, yeah, so yes, yeah, I've just never had, you know,
somebody's reaction to it. Be like, so, like's not interested,
but maybe he just wants you to experience something that
he finds enjoyed it. I don't Again, I dude, I
do that with him all the time, all the stuff
that I enjoy, and he's not interested. My bottom line
is I got like, I guess more of it, more

(01:15:18):
of an insight into it. It's always just been no,
I'd rather carro apart. I'm no, but what about that
sounds on a pilly. There's never been an answer to that,
I guess is why I'm like, wait, so I'm not understanding.
Just help me understand, Like, what's what about it? What's
what's the hard say? What want? I want to go
travel internationally? Number one, I'm not a sight's here, so
like I'm on vacation, I don't want to do anything.

(01:15:40):
I just want to hang out and just I want
to be on my I want to be on my
own schedule. If I travel ten hours by plane somewhere
like that, I'm going to feel the pressure to the
go see a museum I don't really care about, but
but I have to because I'm there. Like that kind
of stuff. I'm not you can hang out like I'm
just giving you. I'm just giving you. I'm giving you
my answers to what about it? International travel? Since since

(01:16:01):
you've asked language barrier, I know you can go a
lot of different places, but I've told you I would
like to go to Italy, right, I think Italy could
be interested if I was going to go somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
It's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
But I'm also not interested in a language barrier. I'm
not interested in like having to uh, you know, assimilate
to other people's culture.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
I not agree with the answers, but these are the answers,
these are the reasons.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Correct, Yeah, correct, So I'm giving you the more specifics,
and I guess that's maybe that's what I wasn't. I'm
telling you all that that's fine. Where we're talking about.
We were talking about like there's no language side hustle.

Speaker 9 (01:16:34):
You out at the pool. I'm telling you all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
In Japan, one of your favorite places, A new service
lets people pay about twenty three dollars an hour to
rent a grandma. Oh. These hired elders. They offer things
like advice, childcare, cooking lessons, or simply just being a
caring listener. Providers see it as a good work and
a way to use their experience. That's in Japan. That's

(01:16:57):
kind of depressing that you're daily mention of Japan. And
then finally, there's this woman in Sweden. She lives there
with her partner and toddler, but she still works as
a neonatal ICU nurse in the San Francisco Bay area.
So every six weeks she flies over five thousand miles

(01:17:18):
to California from Sweden, and she's got eight to ten
back to back shifts under this flexible contract thing that
she worked out damn before. Then she goes home and
then has the extended family time. So she's commuting from
Sweden to San Francisco and it's one hundred and sixteen
dollars an hour is what it works out to be.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
But how much is the plane ticket?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Good question?

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Who's picking up that tab?

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
It's not that bad, that's a good question.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
You had to go back and forth, my god.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
I like her style though.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Yeah. So there's a couple of things that the people
are a little side hustles. You can do like you
don't have to obviously you couldn't do the grandma thing, Morgan,
but you can start the bin. You can find some
old people with an old person.

Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Pin.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
I'm close to that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
I know you got about four years, so you could
be a rental grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
Maybe the grand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Oh.

Speaker 18 (01:18:13):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
So we'll take the break and then Morgan's review of
Happy Gilmore. She's never seen it. She's in her thirties,
she's never seen Happy Gilmore. The new Happy Gilmore is
coming out this week on Netflix. We'll see what Morgan
thought of it as a first time outing. This is
the show, so coming out this week Happy Gilmore too? Yes,

(01:18:38):
that Netflix, right, it's yeah, it's not theaters Netflix, it's
just Netflix. Ye okay, that's cool. I'm I'm a fair
of that, Greg. I mean I'll watch it. Don't go
anywhere exactly, yeah, just watch it at home.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
The original Happy Go Get Moore came out like what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
A right?

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
And you were more and what you're Morgan.

Speaker 11 (01:19:01):
Two thousand because I'm twenty five now, Wow, she's.

Speaker 14 (01:19:06):
Funny.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Math I was.

Speaker 11 (01:19:08):
I was born ninety four, so.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
I was a baby old, a little baby baby. Yeah
all right. So and so we decided to uh have
Morgan do a review of the original Happy Gilmore because
she said, as we were talking about, oh yea Happy
Gilmore's coming up, it's like I've never seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
And so to wait until you're in your thirties now,
all this time later to see Happy Gilmore, I mean
it's a it's it's an iconic movie. Yeah, now that
you're well into your thirties, I know, well people i'd
say gen X and younger. Oh yeah, you know, like
my parents they don't they don't know. Yeah, I mean
they've probably heard of it, but they don't really care
about Happy Gilmore, but of course classic, right it was. Yeah,

(01:19:52):
I mean there's so many one of his biggest movies.
Yeah yeah, but I'm saying that there's just so many
lines from that movie that people will quote and throw
around and getting the getting Your Home. So we decided
to have Morgan take a watch of the first Happy
Gilmore before the second one comes out this week and
give us her review.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Yeah, so what you think.

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
I had to take a couple of watches. I'm like, Greg,
I kept falling asleep. It took me like an entire
week to finish it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
I don't think that's really like fair. No, if you're
gonna because you can't get into the flow of the rhythm, yeah, well.

Speaker 11 (01:20:28):
I kept falling asleep, so I needed to rewatch the
parts that I had fallen asleep for.

Speaker 6 (01:20:31):
She tried to get there.

Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
Hey, I just starting with that point to say. I
had a weird attitude when I went into it, thinking, Oh,
this is gonna be dumb. I'm not gonna like it.
It's not going to hold up you know, all these years,
I actually really like it and it's really inspirational and
it spoke to me. It really expected that in this
moment of my life and like, you know what I
want to do in a way because it wants to

(01:20:54):
be an athlete that's terrible, and everyone's like, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
And he's like, but I want to do it because
he was a hockey guy.

Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
Right, So he started out as playing hockey, was trying
out every year, never made the team, and then out
of spoiler alert, he finds out that he can actually
hit a golf ball really far with his hockey stick.
So then he switches sports and then.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Takes the golf world by storm.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Yeah, And when Happy Gilbert was made, Adam Sandler was
thirty years old. Whoa, So you're way past that. It's
still have so many parallels.

Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
Okay, not way past, but wow, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
So fold so you found inspiration and Happy Gilmore, I
sure did.

Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
And so we'll go to this first clip because, like
I said, he wants to be a hockey player, doesn't
work out, and he has a girlfriend at the beginning
of the movie. This was the first laugh out loud moment.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Okay does I asked Morgan to pull some clips of
the moments from the movie that she either really liked
or really hated or whatever, like just in some way
that I was sure we are. Hey, can you just
stick around?

Speaker 14 (01:21:53):
I kind of on a rough day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:55):
Bye?

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
When are you getting back?

Speaker 8 (01:21:57):
Never terry?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Wait wait, hold on a second, babe.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Yeah, you're not going for good, are you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Honey?

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
You're going nowhere happy and you're taking me with you.

Speaker 11 (01:22:13):
All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player.
But there's a problem.

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
You're not any good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
I am good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
You know what, You're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I see
no finger paintings you bring home they.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
See and then follow up to it too right after.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
I don't know if you have more of the clip.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Oh not that one?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
Yeah, And then some old lady goes up to this
speaker and she starts listening, then invites her up.

Speaker 11 (01:22:40):
He's like, coming back in, baby, But yeah, that spoke
to me. I'm like, oh wow, you know, losing relationships
for a dream.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Teachers are overrated. By the way, how does Cobo feel
about your dream fighting thing? Is he in it?

Speaker 11 (01:22:53):
Or he's fully supportive of me? It's funny though, because
he thinks I'm wearing myself too thin and working out
too much and not resting enough. O that and we've
actually had not an argument, but a conversation of like,
you need to get some rest and stop doing some
so much stuff. And I'm like, but no, I have
a dream, so so that you know that moment spoke

(01:23:19):
to me. So anyways, they break up and all that
good stuff, and then again spoiler alert, he finds out
I think we can.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Just stop at the spoiler alert for a movie that
as thirty years ago.

Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
When I did the rest one, I didn't say it enough.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
So that's a new movie.

Speaker 11 (01:23:32):
Okay, okay. So he finds out his grandma, you know,
the house is getting foreclosed on. She needs a bunch
of money to pay back taxes or something, and so
he puts her in a nursing home. And I'm like,
oh my god. The second clip here, no one told
me Sammy was in the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Oh Sammy, you weren't happy, Gill. I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
If you stuff yeah in your trapped for a second,
I can tell you the price is two hundred dollars
per quilt.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Yeah, well this is handmade qualities we're talking here. Yes, Well,
when do you need him?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
By?

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Good do business with you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Okay, listen up, everybody turn up your volumes announcement. I
got good news. We're extending Arts and Crash time by
four hours today.

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
My fingers hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
My fingers hurt. Those old people to make all those
quiltes so you can sell them.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
Yeah, but yeah, that was the funny part. They've got
a whole sweatshop going on in the nursing home. So
I thought that was funny.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
And then why am I facing his name? Ben's thank
you God. I hadn't done much. Well, you know, he's
famously directing Severance now, Ben.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Stiller, very busy man.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Oh yes, yeah, that's his accomplishment recently.

Speaker 11 (01:24:36):
Severance is great. Okay, So then he starts playing golf.
He enters into all these tournaments and he's like a
big joke because you know, he's a viral moment waiting
to happen before they were viral.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:24:48):
He slowly gets better, and this is where I was
getting even more inspired, because guys, life lesson. You don't
always have to be good from the beginning, as long
as you're willing to not give up.

Speaker 14 (01:24:56):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Oh yeah, and that's what it's about.

Speaker 11 (01:24:59):
Yeah, this third clip, you know, you might mess up,
but if you just take it with the grain of
salt or sand or whatever the saying is the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Yeah, sand salt, you know, then you can get better.

Speaker 19 (01:25:11):
The ball itself has its own energy or life force
if you will. It's natural environment is in the home.
So why don't you send them home? His bags are backed,
he's got his airplane tickets. Bring them to the airport,
send them home.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Send them home, Just send them home.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
It's time to go home. There, ball.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
A bit ball?

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Didn't you just go home? That's your home? Are you
too good for your home?

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Answer me?

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Suck my white ass ball?

Speaker 11 (01:25:48):
And I didn't include it because it was long, But
that long part where he's just cussing for what two
minutes straight? That was hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
How do you feel like, you know, going the pair
of l with you in your fighting?

Speaker 18 (01:26:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
Like, where do you feel like you are in your
progress toward where you want to be?

Speaker 18 (01:26:06):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Are you fighting yourself frustrated the way that happy's frustrated?

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Do you feel like the fighting is coming along? You're
becoming a pretty good fighter.

Speaker 11 (01:26:14):
It's definitely coming along, considering I've been doing it a
little over six months now. Yeah, I can definitely see progress.
But then when I spar with people better than me.
That's the moments where it's like, oh crack, very, I'm
not going to quit.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
But that's the whole point of the learning and the
training and everything else.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Right when you learn a trick like Happy gil spoiler alert,
Happy Gilmore has a special shot that it really takes
him above and beyond everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
You see a special punch, Yeah, like.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
Figure out my thing?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Like what nothing?

Speaker 11 (01:26:48):
And then this last clip here I have Well, Okay,
the only thing I didn't like about the movie was
it was kind of cliche and the way it ended.
He gets the girl, he wins the tournament. I mean, yeah, yeah,
you wanted to see some kind of fail year yeah,
or some kind of like surprising.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
It was like the ending of seven the Box the
Yeah that went over my head. Yeah, no vehicle, I'll
just let that. Watched that one though. That's a good one.

Speaker 11 (01:27:23):
But yeah, so it ends. Oh and I will say
that Bob Barker scene that's super famous.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Oh yeah, hot take.

Speaker 11 (01:27:28):
I don't think it was that funny.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Really.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Yeah, maybe that was like a thing and that's the
generational thing. It was cool to have Bob Barker came,
no matter what it was, because it was out of
his element. Yeah, Bob Barker at that point was just
the host of the Prices, right, Like, it wasn't like
the way that people looked at Betty White after her,
Like Betty White was on The Golden Girls. You knew
who she was, but it wasn't Betty White Betty White

(01:27:52):
the way that Dolly Parton is right now, Dolly Parton
has always been Dolly Parton probably, but the way that
she's looked at and treated and you know, uh for
the year revered right now. Bob Barker to that point
was everybody knew him, everybody loved him. Yeah, yeah, but
it wasn't this kind of thing. This really kind of
put him out there and he it took on a
whole life of its own after that scene.

Speaker 9 (01:28:13):
Like a better context for you would be is like
if you saw Ryan Seacrest doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, first time, that would have made menace
great exam thank you? You were like, what right like this?

Speaker 11 (01:28:25):
So yeah, you know, in ninety six, I can see
how that was a huge part of the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Now, when you were growing up, did you watch Prices
right when you're homesick from school a little bit? But
he knew who he was, of course.

Speaker 11 (01:28:35):
Yeah, but my mom had like General Hospital on and stuff.
She wasn't watching games.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Yeah, and then I just.

Speaker 11 (01:28:42):
Have one bonus clip here because to keep it inspirational,
guys happy always goes to his happy place. He's doing
it towards the end of the movie when he made
that final shot that was, you know, down all the
pipes or whatever. So he brings himself to his happy place,
and you can play this clip here. But his happy
place is you know, the pr what's her name, Virginia
girl with beers and her boobies out, and there's a

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midget on a unicycle.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
You know, the good stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:29:08):
So listen to this and think for a moment.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
What's your what's your happy place?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Just remember what chaps go to a happy place? Go
to a happy place? Are you thinking of it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Okay, no, hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
So yeah that's all oobs, midgets, boats, and hose. So yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
Overall, I mean I liked it way more than I
thought I would. I give it a solid eight point five.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
We talked about in the meeting, and she did have
a pretty rotten attitude about the idea of watching it.
We're like dude, it's Happy Gilby's movie. Yeah. The chore
was watching Rust. Yeah, that's true. That's a that's a
chore when seabats watched was it Christmas Shoes or that
stupid awfulness way?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
And look at you now you're happy, gil Morgan, you
did it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Will you watch the new one?

Speaker 11 (01:30:09):
Oh for sure?

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Yeah, Gill, more to out this week.

Speaker 11 (01:30:11):
Which is cool because if I hadn't just watched this,
I would have not cave yet. But now I'm definitely
gonna see it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Maybe another level of your storation right now, I am Morgan,
so gives it an eight point five. Happy gil Moore,
and you happy to go? More out this week?

Speaker 11 (01:30:25):
Thank you Morgan, Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
We'll take a break more what the show is next?
Hang up SoC sports with the gee Jeff and good
morning to you, Jeff, g what's up?

Speaker 16 (01:30:38):
And good morning wood you and good morning squad. Dodgers
losing streak is officially over. Will Smith had a couple
of home runs yesterday. Dodgers did four in total. They
beat the Twins.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Five to two.

Speaker 16 (01:30:54):
Show hay O Tiny was pitching last night, did very well.
He also hit a home run and by the way,
show Hey, became only the second pitcher since nineteen seventy
eight to give up a.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Home run and hit a home run in the same meeting.
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 16 (01:31:07):
Dodgers and Twins again tonight from the stadium.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Yoshinobo Yamamoto on the mound for the Dodgers.

Speaker 16 (01:31:12):
It's also Taco Tuesday, which means good Taco deals, and
it is Tasker Hernandez Bobblehead Night. Make sure you check
out all the action on AM five to seventy LA
Sports and of course on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Moving on to the Angels.

Speaker 16 (01:31:25):
They lost seven five yesterday in New York against the Mets.
They'll try it again tonight from Queens. Kyle Hendricks on
the mound for the Halos. WNBA Sparks back in action
after the All Star break there in DC taking on
the Washington Mystics. NBA Chris Paul is back with the Clippers.
Laker fans got some potential trade news words. Lakers are
chasing Drew Holliday now. They're looking to put together a

(01:31:45):
package that might include Ruy Hachimura and Dalton connect Now.
Defense is always good, and Drew Holiday provides that, but
he is aging and has lost the step, so I
would make sure not to give up the farm and
last Natalie. Since we are talking NBA Woodie Show, a
new study says that eighty six percent of NBA marriages
and in divorce.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Thank you very much, Captain obvious. So let me get
this right.

Speaker 16 (01:32:08):
You're telling me that horny rich dudes and thirst trap
ig models aren't soulmates.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Wow, I would have never guessed. I'm JEFFG and that's
your SoCal sports all right, Jeff ju.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
What's one thing you would say of people at ninety three?

Speaker 14 (01:32:24):
I would sell the world?

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Come near my house the wood.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Happy Gilmore Two's coming out this week. We had before
the break. Morgan given her review she'd never seen it
before her review of Happy Gilmore the original. She so inspired. Yeah,
she found inspiration in it. She'll be watching it hopefully
in one shot. When she watched the second one is
having to break it up over a number a day.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Another gen X classic movie that turns third years old
this week is the movie Clueless, Love It, Oh My God,
which started as a TV series. So it's a pitch
for a TV series, Yeah it was. It wasn't supposed
to be a movie at first, Oh yeah, it was
supposed to be a TV series and it was supposed
to be called No Worries. Then they changed it to

(01:33:17):
I Was a teenage teenager okay, and then they changed
it to Clueless in California, and then it became a
movie Clueless.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:33:26):
So Amy heckel Ringckerling Heckerling, Yeah, who also directed Fast
Times at Ridgemont High.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
She was the director. She wanted shares character to be
more positive and happy like Jeff'spiccoli Reese Witherspoon and Carrie
Russell and Tiffany Thasson auditioned for the share. Obviously, Alicia
Silverstone got it, and there were a lot of like
quotable things from that as ells.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I don't know why John's going out with the high
school point for like dogs, just like these nervous creatures
that jumped at slav all over.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
You, oh top of me as if well, I am
such a retard. When I was packing daddy's lunch this morning,
I gave him my lemon snapple and I took his
stocky Italian most.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
Oh no's my growth and I want to be five
ten like cydney Croft.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Or how was that you going through my laundry as
if I would really wear something from Judy. Do you
prefer fashion victim or sombly challenge?

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
Share?

Speaker 10 (01:34:30):
Is it true some gang members like try to shoot
tie in the mall?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
No, well that is what everyone is saying.

Speaker 8 (01:34:35):
Whatever, Well, you can guess what happened next.

Speaker 17 (01:34:40):
Therefore, if I am only sixteen and this is California Kentucky,
get it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
Well, she was sixteen and she was into guys.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Yeah you ever sat right with me?

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
But clueless turned thirty?

Speaker 6 (01:34:57):
This way the best?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Wow crazy seven send us a text over to two
to nine eight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
So oh yeah, oh yeah, will be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Show all right, welcome back everybody, but yeah, still Tuesday, right,
it is all right? I entertainment stuff. Birthday's port of
birthday coming up here on a second day is World
Brain Day. Menace Shout out to brain, Shout Out to brains,
which last twenty second is World Brain Day. Is also
National hammock Day.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
Oh my thing in the world like a hammock. I
used to have a travel hammock. I loved it in
the trunk.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Yeah, I had to take them or leave them. Oh
they're the best. I feel like hammocks are good for
a couple of minutes, and then it becomes uncomfortable and
then you gotta get out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
I used to have this beautiful balcony where I slept
on it overnight sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:35:52):
Oh, I could never do all of those cocoon hammocks,
you know, not the ones that are like nets.

Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
It's a national rat catcher's day shadow and the most
overrated fruit Mango Day is today.

Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
Mango.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
There's a there's a funk to mango, and they almost
taste like they're rotting. Yes, okay, they feel like that's
what I'm okay, that's what I'm picking up. It's more
it's more of that there's like a funky Yeah, I
don't like it, like gooy ish. Yeah, it's not even
the texture for me. It almost like has that taste
as if it's about to go bad. It's kind of velvety. Yes,

(01:36:32):
I know a lot of people love mango. I am
no friend offense to the mango community. I had eight
seven seven four wooding. You get a text us over
to two to nine eight seven at the birthday's porn
of birthday coming up here to a second of minutes,
what's happening in entertainment.

Speaker 9 (01:36:49):
Well, Gwyneth Paltrow is coming out with the book and
the book is titled Gwyneth Biography.

Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
Never has there been a less interesting person who everybody
seems to be interesting it.

Speaker 9 (01:37:00):
In Well, it's probably because of her dating life, also
summer acting.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Okay, so really, I mean last time she was in anything.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
She was in Iron Man.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
But what is so appealing about Gwyneth Patrick? Like she's
got Goop that website, and like the vagina candle and
like some of the weird things, but like the interest
in her is a person I don't get. There's nothing
remarkable about her, yes, correct, very boring, very just kind
of like take it to the I don't dislike her.

Speaker 9 (01:37:26):
Well, I think Joan Rivers once said she's fascinated because
she had all the Golden d's in Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
Ge Like, how many years ago is that? I mean
that was forever ago? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but
now people are still so obsessed with her. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:37:41):
Well, she does have a book coming out to twenty ninth,
and she does some people already got to read it.
And she does talk about how she had a falling
out with Madonna. Now you probably like this because you
don't like Madonna now she and every other female singer. Yeah,
so Madonna, apparently, this is what Gwenna says, like it
just showed up on a vacation that Gwyneth and Chris

(01:38:03):
Martin had at this island. She said that somehow Madonna
found out that she was on this island, and then
Madonna was with a bunch of people and forced Gwyneth
and Chris to go to this dinner group and then
Madonna went off on her daughter and made everybody uncomfortable.
So after that, she's like, you know what, I'm done
with this crazy lady.

Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
What a traumatic experience.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
Well, she's basically implying that Madonna stopped her on her vacation,
showed up with a bunch of people, and then forced
her to go on a dinner tape.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Well, now, I like Madonna as an artist, like her song,
I love a lot of her songs. As a person.
Just a weirdo. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:38:44):
Well, Tommy Lee and his wife Brittany, we talked about
it a couple of weeks ago. They said that, you know,
they were going to get a divorce. Brittany couldn't deal
with Timily's drinking anymore, but they want to clear things
up and says that they're still married and everything's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
I didn't do this follow up story after there was
like this apparent separation that there was a thing where
people were talking that Britney was dating Ronnie from Falling Reverse.
That band Falling Reverse is very popular. Now, Ronnie said,
we're not dating. Why is everybody talking about this? And
Brittany's like, no, we've been talking online forever where apparently

(01:39:22):
Brittany was getting catfish the entire time by some fake
guy preparing to be that's kind of funny.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
She said that this catfisher had audio clips and everything,
and that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Yeah, you got to pick a band like that where
it's not like not super massive, high profile, like they're
popular within the rock world, right, but outside the rock world,
nobody really knows who they are pretty much.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Yeah, it was asking me for money.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Yeah, that people will be able to figure out pretty quickly. Yeah,
and it's actually a pretty that's a pretty good person.
She was plushing the fact that she's with Tommy.

Speaker 9 (01:39:53):
Lee, yeah, and Ronnie was going off like, dude, I
have nothing to do with this shick. I'd never talked
to her, probably enough to fall forward it. I don't
know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 18 (01:40:02):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Did you see the the Tommy Lee Pam Anderson? Yes, video. Okay,
So who's bigger Tommy Lee or your husband?

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
I got to keep it real. Tommy Lee obviously he
could hog the boat horn from sitting.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Obviously the way that she has like hyped up, it's true,
but it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
I mean, who is nobody's Tommy Lee?

Speaker 9 (01:40:24):
Did you ever look up girth Master?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
Yeah, yeah, what do you think about that, Gina?

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
I think he's wider masters like a twinkie, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was just like a big twinky solid all right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
Now, everybody happened. We're finally wrapped up.

Speaker 9 (01:40:41):
We're finally wrapped up with Jeff Bezos and uh, you
know Lauren Sanchez's wedding. But somebody that it's not super
famous that attended the wedding gave us some insight on
the actual protesters are happening. And we talk about this
all the time. They said, you know what, it wasn't
even really a big deal at all. The television made
it look way bigger than it was, which is always
the case when it came to protesting. I just saw

(01:41:04):
a thing about Jeff Bezos, his biological father. Yeah, dude,
I didn't know was he adopted or something or no, No,
I know, I know that that happened with Steve Jobs.
He was adopted. Yeah, so Jeff Bezos biological father. All
of a sudden like surface, Oh you don't say, right, And.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
He said he doesn't want like, he doesn't want any
money from doesn't want a many from him, just wants
an opportunity to see him once again. I mean that's
what he's saying, shake his hand and you know, congratulate
him on a life well made, and to apologize to
him for you know what he calls the quote biggest
mistake of his life. I bet he was adopted. He
was adopted, Okay, and died in twenty fifteen. Well the

(01:41:46):
biological father, y, I'm saying it too, Okay, Well, it
just it just popped up and I just saw it that.
I don't know when it was from. But maybe that's
maybe that's the story. Maybe he knew he was dying,
wanted to meet him, you know, one last time. Yeah,
but dude, how about asking you know, you know you
messed up?

Speaker 6 (01:42:01):
No, dude.

Speaker 9 (01:42:02):
Well the ultimate Well, the Steve Job story was that
Steve's Jobs by biological dad. Uh, like, was a manager
at a restaurant that Steve Jobs would go to all
the time but they didn't know.

Speaker 12 (01:42:14):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Yeah, I think I heard that story before.

Speaker 9 (01:42:16):
Yeah, and like, Steve's Job's real dad would say, Hey,
Steve Jobs showed up today, not knowing.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
That you're tables bean with kids, actual son, one of
the richest people over. Yeah, all right, goat show shivery.
We're gonna let it's shiver, Dave, We're gonna sit pa.
She was like, it's shivery, and you know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
We don't do birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
Yeah, you're living in some like crappy house. Jeff Jeff
Bezos is your son? Oh God, you're waiting table. Steve
Jobs is your dad. Steve Jobs is your son? That sucks?
Your birthday today? Have your birth to David Spade, he's
sixty one today. Danny Lover Mel Gibson's co star Leuth
Weapon is seventy nine. Selena Gomez he is thirty three.

(01:43:01):
A legendary actor Spider Man Platoon. William Dafoe is seventy today.
Actor comic John Legozamo is sixty five. The Godfather of funk,
George Clinton is eighty four. Don Hemley, the co founder
of the Eagles, is seventy eight. British screen legend and
Greg doppelganger. Terrence Stamp, the original Zod Neil. How about

(01:43:27):
Neil before Greg? Look at this Dawn? Tell me that?
Tell me that does not look I mean looking for
we put Greg's face on General's side.

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
I see some similarity legal thank you, Same age.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Two Terrence Stamp, Same birthday right. Terrence Stamp is eighty seven.
Today actor Albert Brooks is seventy eight and R and
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Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Also two Poles one Hole, I take the front, You
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That's talent and met, yourporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that a Tuesday morning look of what's happening in the
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All right, we are wrapping up and getting the hell
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(01:44:50):
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in before we go over the final results. For the
parents who are wondering if their kid is attractive enough
to be showing off pictures unsolicited at the woodiesho on Instagram,
Greg Gory putting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Please, Yeah, remember that age is just a number, A
really annoying, totally relentless, depressing number.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
I mean, if you allow it to that point. To
this point, I've not ever given it a second thought.
Do I feel like I'm going to be forty nine
years old? I don't know. But at the same time,
do I recognize that I'm, you know, going to be
forty nine years old? Yeah? Right, it doesn't seem like
that big a deal. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Yeah, and not to be too uh you know, a
Debbie upper about it, but like, I'm just happy to
still be here. You know a lot of people aren't
and I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:40):
To be for sure. Yeah, maybe old in de credit
like you, Greg, that's true. That's why it's depressing, because
I was never young and hot. I just don't know
what I'm missing.

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
I guess it's never faded, never had Yeah, I never.

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
Had looks to fake. It's talking a bit more of
the same, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Thank you so much for giving the Wood Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it.
Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
SMD double amp. I quit this bitch.