FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 23rd 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. I'll tell you is what Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It is nice.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's July the twenty third, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
Thank you for being here joining us for another exciting
adventure here on the Woody Show. Yes, I'm Weddy. That's
Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Menace is here.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
You can find us, follow us on social media, look
for us there at the Woodies Show.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
And that's what.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Appreciate it if you did that. We got Gina Grass
Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, we got Morgan, our
sociate producer, Vaughn is our video producer. We got Bored
and Menji in the Woody Show production department doing their thing.
You are here our guest of honor this morning. He's
like calling me part of the show. Eight seven seven
four Woody is the number to do that. You can

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send us a text if you like, over to two
two nine eight seven. Agent Sebastian in the cardon Arks
Nark Week us so date number three of Nark Week
it's Shark week on Discovery, it's Nark week here on
The Woody Show. It's a lot of a good carton Ark.
And if you haven't followed cardon Arks yet on social media,
that's another one you should follow at cardon Arks. It's
got more followers in the Woody Show, no lot, Come on,

(01:52):
I know you have social media. Just follow them.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
It is funny, man, Like I'll talk to people every
once in a while like, oh, so, so what do
you do. I'll host a radio show and they'll go, oh,
and I'm not talking even about like here in this city,
just like another place where the what show is not
even on? And of course I don't expect them to
hear about it. And they go, oh, what kind of
show is that? I said, Well, I try to I
try to get in the frame of references.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I go, what do you say to that?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I always say, well, have you ever seen cart Narks?
And the guy who's like trying to get people to
put their oh yeah that on YouTube and whatever. Yeah,
he's a producer on my show. So it's a lot
of that type of you know, like, if if you're
down with cart Arks, I think you're down with the
with the show. Obviously, it's the type of person that

(02:36):
would be into cart and arks would be into what
we do otherwise.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Because I get that question too, what's the show about?
What do you talk about? I never know how to
answer that.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know, I said, basically, I get to hire a
bunch of my friends and we sit around we talked,
just talk a bunch of ish and break balls and
you know, kind of like whatever the big stories of
the day we cover that we do some other And
that's why I'll usually put it like I've ever seen
the cart narks online? Well that's you know, that's one
of my producers. See you ask he's a weird though.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
What are the cart? Things? I noticed lately too because
it's narc weak and I'm just trying to pay more
attention people. I think they have an issue with not
conforming to what you're supposed to do, so they're stubborn,
and I noticed lately at it people will take I know,
I thought you're kind of that way, but they'll take
the cart to within about five feet of the return
and then stop like okay, good enough, Like you can't

(03:23):
do the extra five feet.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Stick it to the man exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Greg but also you are a person who appreciates petty.
I appreciate the way that I appreciate petty. But also
if somebody asks me to do something, don't don't demand
it or command they ask me to do something, I'm
I'll be happy to do whatever if it's within reason right.

(03:49):
But if it's just you, if I feel like you're
just doing it because you're on some kind of like
power trip, or especially of the tone of how you're
asking me to do something, even if I know it's
the right thing to do, it makes you not want
to do it. I won't. I won't do it. I
won't do it. Now if I'm clearly in the wrong
and I go, oh, you know what, like a cart situation,
not that I'm not a cart returner, because I am.

(04:11):
Let's just say, for the sake of argument, and I
just wasn't thinking about it, and I left the cart
there and somebody go, hey, man, start you know what,
and I put it back. That's where it would be.
Now if Sea Bass walked up he's got the whole
you know things, I still might do it. But once

(04:32):
he starts with all the other stuff, then at that point,
now I'm gonna now I'm going to hang in there.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
My thing is like, if I apologize and you continue,
then I'm off board. Yeah, you know, I just I
had this situation where I was kind of swearing out
loud with my friends, and I was kind of in
a kid's area, right, and this mother's like, you need
to know where you're at, And I go, oh, I'm bad,

(05:01):
Am I bad?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Now where were you? What kind of place like a
kid's like playground area? Okay, yeah, but yeah, but I was.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I was.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
I was with my adult friends and we're talking, but
we're talking loudly and I start swearing and and then
so I apologized. Now, if that mother continued, yeah, and
she's lecturing me, then I would have told her to
go effort.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
So as long as we left it at that, yeah,
we're cool.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
That's a good point.

Speaker 9 (05:30):
Yeah, if you keep hammering after somebody's acknowledged it, then
you're wrong.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, you know what it is. And I think I've
mentioned this before. I've reached age. I'm happy to have
a conversation with whoever about whatever. It's when you start
to scold me, yes, like yeah, like you're not going
to lecture me You're not going to scold me. I'm
approaching fifty years old. I'm a grown ass man. You're like,

(05:54):
you're not going to sit there and talk to me
as if like I'm a kid getting the talk, you know,
talk talking to from their parents. I won't even accept
that from I think I've told you. I don't even
accept that from my parents. At this point, I go, yo,
like we can have a conversation, we can't even agree
to disagree. I'm I'm fine with all that. It's when
you start, you know, uh, dressing.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Me down, yeah, talking down to me.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, then then all then then all bets are off. Yeah,
I'm not into that at all.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I agree, but I give parents some more leeway than
I normally would other people in my life. It's out
of concern.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, it depends. But also, I mean I've gotten there
with with my parents both sets, my mom and my
dad at different points where I got to kind of
just step in and it's it's just a hard line. No,
we're not we're not doing this. I don't know, you
know how old you think I am here?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
True? I think it depends on the subject, though, Like
my mom harps on me about like did you call
the doctor about such and such. Yet okay, mom, it's
on my list of things to do. I get it's different.
I get annoyed, but then I think, Okay, it's because
she cares.

Speaker 10 (06:58):
Well.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I think the last thing I mentioned where I had
this kind of thing with a parent was over parenting decisions.
Hell yeah, yeah, It's like, Okay, my wife and I
I think, honestly, I think we're doing a pretty damn
good job and navigating through something that we've never had
to deal with before. And it's like that's how every
stage is when you have kids, and you figure it
out as you go along, and you make mistakes or

(07:20):
you learn or you know, sometimes you really nail it
and you're like, wow, we actually did a really good
job handling that situation. But overall, you're just looking for
some moral support or you know, like maybe, oh, well,
have you thought about this. You're not looking for somebody
to Monday morning quarterback or to criticize or whatever. And
I was getting some of that from one of one

(07:40):
of the one of my parents, and I had to honestly,
I mean I had to put them in their place.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Well, and giving your situation, it takes.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Guess what we're not having this conversation. I don't believe
I asked you. I mean it was it was one
of those type of tones. I don't believe I asked you.
If I was a kid, I would have out of
my ass whooped for that kind of backtalk.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
Yeah, that's crazy. I just I don't get in those
like type of conversations. But it starts going that way.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I go, oh, you know what, I got to run
my pie. Your parents say, you know, they'll always care
and they're always going to be concerned. I can always see.
I can already see it now, you know, with the
stages that my kids are in, because my son is
very independent, you know, and he's getting more independent as
far as he's got his job. You know, that's a world.
I'm not really involved in knowing what he does and

(08:30):
trying to, you know, advise him and guide him when
he has questions on different things.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Did we I say, we miss his birthday? Did he
turn sixteen? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (08:38):
Holy god in June? Oh my I didn't realize sixteen.
And then next month my daughter is going to be thirteen.
So is he Did he get his license?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
No, he's not allowed to. He's got to show some responsibility.
Got it Until he's out of jail, that's up to him, right.
I think I would think halfway into this next school year. Okay,
he wasted a whole year of school, and so I
think half to kind of make sure that you know,
things are on track and we're doing what we're supposed

(09:13):
to do. I think that's fair to ask he actually
wants to get his license onlike.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
He does cold kids today. Yeah, he died like he
turned sixteen.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
You know, you got to take these little things that
they actually care about, whether it's phones in his case,
he likes working money. We drive him? You do we
drive him? Or will uber them?

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Okay, you know if if we get to pinch.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
But already figured out how to hack his fall him.
By the way, what do you mean the phone that
you told me, the daddy phone? Yeah, they can't do anything.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
I already figured out how I would communicate with my
friends on it.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh on the phone? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Oh by using that phone?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Yeah, because you told me. I mean, do we want
to tell him?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:52):
He does at listen right, the NHL APP I looked
up and see if you can comment on it. So
I would just go to an old article and I
would just comment back and forth with my chat room.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, dude, you'd be great in prison. Yeah, like those
guys been making kites.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
The NHL.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, got an old article and yeah, back and forth. Yeah,
what's the next problem.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I thought it was like back into the settings, and
then I found a way easier. Yeah, that's why I
tell my wife too. I'm like, look, I said, you know,
you're kidding yourself if you think that he hasn't figured
out ways around certain things, which okay, and you can't control. Ye,
don't make it easy. And also let me find out,

(10:42):
right because and make it clear to them that dude,
let me find out. And I'm telling you think you
think of life sucks, now, it can get worse than this. Yeah,
because there is something he doesn't want. There is a
straight up kids phone like for real, for real where
it only calls one number. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

(11:02):
we can we can go that direction. Oh yeah, I'll
hire someone to shadow you, like the jitterbuggers old people. Yeah,
I'll have him just hang outside your work and just
keep eyes on you at all time.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Like yeah, babysitter.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Fin shows back.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
And let's begin another new hour insensitivity Training for a
politically correct World.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Midweek Wednesday morning.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
It is July the twenty third, twenty twenty five, Wooding,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, we got menas.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
What is Jamie Grant, Sea.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Bass is here?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Nark Week is here? Shark Week on Discovery, Agent Sebastian
and the cart Arks.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Later on just an hour for to day.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh got an email. Hello, it's an Adobe update. All right,
Uh Sammy, good morning.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
We got Morgan.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
She's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
you can said, it's a text over to two to
nine eight seven. And so the other day was Malcolm
Lamal Warners and yesterday the news of Ozzy Osbourne. Everybody's
talking about Ozzie. I've had many interactions with Ozzy over
the years, especially when oz Fest was a thing of
the Europe. Oz Fest would roll through town and I'd
have my annual sit down and hang with with Ozzy,

(12:16):
and he was he was just a character man. He
was always a super nice guy.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Famous our entire life.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
I couldn't couldn't tell if he knew where he was
half the time, but still just very outgoing, very friendly,
and I mean, it's amazing that he lived as long
as he did, considering the damage that he did to himself, right,
you know, drugs and alcohol and all kinds of stuff, and.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yet Keith Richard still walks among us.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
All the accidents over the years, right, you know there
were there were just so many different different things, but
still still sad and like because of those other things.
Not shocking because again I would have thought he would
have died sooner.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Right, I was watching the interview and he was like, uh,
my friend said that I lived to over seventy five.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
They'd be like, what, yeah, made it an extra year.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
But it was just it was shocking. The timing after
the last concert. Now, I'm not sure if this is
true or not. There were some things that I saw
about you know, maybe he went off to because he
was talking about going to Switzerland or Swede or something
like that, which is Sharon.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I can see where somebody like Ozzie would want to
go out on his own terms, so he does this
big concert.

Speaker 12 (13:26):
You know.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's also interesting that Kelly got engaged backstage at that show.
All these things seemed kind of like it was like
kind of butting up things, tying up loose ends, perfect timing,
on everything. Now I don't know, And quite frankly, I
am a person who is in favor of if you
have he's got Parkinson's, he's got you know, he had

(13:49):
all kinds of things going on. I'm a person who's
in favor that if you're in that position, you should
be able to make a decision about the end of
your own life, not like where you're putting a gun
in your mouth, but in a way like they say
about an animal, If an animal is suffering and there's
no recovery for that animal, the humane thing is to

(14:09):
put that animal down so they don't suffer. Yeah, Like,
why why do we not have that same idea with people.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
I've thought about this many times, that we do it
for animals, we want to get to people.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, So maybe that's how it went. Maybe it's not.
Maybe it's just really weird timing, but either way, still sad.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Again.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I always thought Ozzie was a very nice guy, obviously
a legend. So many, so many big songs, whether it
was his solo career or Black Sabbath, And I mean
watching that concert was cool. I didn't watch the whole thing, but.

Speaker 13 (14:41):
I watched a bunch of a bunch of it.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
That's one of my favorite songs.

Speaker 14 (15:07):
No more tears, so many big songs, goes, I love

(15:29):
that song.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
How can you know that that one got a lot
of attention after the concert because I don't know if
you heard or saw the thing, but they had the
isolated vocals. Yes, and here was kind of half crying
through Mama, I'm coming home at at that last concert
a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Times a churn, he a combine.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
It's like real emotional mom, I'm coming.

Speaker 15 (15:58):
Shy me.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You did a bit of a friend.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's a really cool song. It's one of those songs that, man,
if you're in the right headspace, Uh, it hits just right.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
He said that for that show that he stopped taking
painkillers so he could be like more.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
More president kind of in that anyway, don a tribute
to uh to Ozzie. Well, we will play that song again,
sad but you know, hopefully.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Nus for it had a good life.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
It had good di had a great life. Yeah, what
a crazy life.

Speaker 16 (16:34):
Oh yeah, it is the Woody Show, all right.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
It is the Woody Show. Will attribute to uh to
Ozzie passed away yesterday?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
What seventy six seventy seventy six. All right, phones are
out at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can
send us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Shark Week on Discovery. It is cart and Ark Week
here on the Woody Show, No Agent Sebastian and the
cart Narks with another exciting adventure for us coming up next,
and then also a little trip down memory lane, cart

(17:13):
Nark Memory Lane, back to the to the archive, Carlastic
car home. Yeah, yeah, archic to the Corral. It's today's
Narc Week episode. I go to go close out of
the zoom app and what do I see?

Speaker 7 (17:29):
I see my boss still on camera, laying on the.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Ground with the dose out, and there was a stranger
and pan on them a Woody Show. Is anybody watching
any of the Shark Week stuff? No, I've never been
interested in that.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah. I used it to be, and it would be
addicted to me.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Yeah, which is weird because when I was a kid,
I wanted to be an oceanographers and stuff like that.
I would know like all different types whales and dolphins
and stuff, but I forgot all of it.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
I would like to do one of those swimming with
shark things. Like not in the cage, in the cage,
not outside the cage, but like just in a in
the cage. They drop it down like hoop, right, like
putting the cage dropping down like watch the sharks swim around. Yeah,
that'd be that'd be cool.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
Greg, you you guys can hold the.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Really no way, don't they like head butt those pretty hard?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I mean but you're in a big metal cage from
No one died up a shark head butt?

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I think it. It'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I don't know how to survive a shark attack. That's
one of the new ones they have this year for
Shark Week.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
You can check that out with that.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Do you need to know how to do scuba diving stuff?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Historical four feet underground?

Speaker 15 (18:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I understand. Why did it because you can do like
like a helmet diving. Have you even done helmet diving? No?
But I want to. Yeah, helmet diving is really cool.
It once in Hawaii where they it looks like one
of those big old timey scuba like dome helmet things
and it's really heavy and it sits on your shoulders

(19:13):
and so have you ever taken a cup take an
empty cup, turn it upside down and pushed underwater.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, we don't do that, and then you would breathe
under there.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
And so it's the same idea. So because inside the
cup it doesn't fill with water, the pressure keeps the
water out right, and so it's the same thing with
helmet diving. So you you go down and it's not
super deep, it's deep enough where like you're pretty good. Yeah,
I would say like probably like twenty thirty feet Oh damn,
maybe down and you're standing on the on the floor. Yeah,

(19:45):
and you have in this case we're just feeding fish
and uh, but you breathe inside the big dome helmet.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, so your head's completely dry, but you don't have
like a full scuba suit on. Yeah, it's the same idea.
When they lower you in the water, the pressure of
it keeps the water from filling the mask or the
helmet part up.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
It's like a gravity.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, it's called helmet diving. Look at up on YouTube.
It was a lot of fun. That was actually really cool.

Speaker 17 (20:10):
And how do you go back up? Like it doesn't
fill with water when you go back up to the.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Surface, they bring you back up, you know, they can
bring you back up. You can also get out of that.
It's not difficult. It wouldn't be difficult to get out
of it.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
But and then a long time ago we did something
called Snooba, which is like a cross between snorkel and scuba.
And there's this like kayak thing that has oxygen in
it and you take the hose and put it in
your mouth and you kind of swim underneath the kayakaraways.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I saw this apparatus that they use for different things
where it's like a big kind of tube and it
goes down and it clears out. It goes all the
way down to like the floor of the ocean, right
and it clears it out so you can just walk
around there. They looks like they're inside of space station.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Have you seen that? Yeah, they do like recovery missions.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, they find all this stuff and souse it pulls
all the water out.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Is like you're walking on the ocean floor.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Yes, it's really cool.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I would like to see that too.

Speaker 18 (21:06):
I'm watching some some helmet diving and Cosmo and this
one lady's really fat and it's funny.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
But it was.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
It was a cool experience. Yeah, And that was a
really cool way to feed the fish. Snorkling I think
is kind of boring, but yeah, the helmet diving thing
was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I have done my helmet diving. Yeah, I putting hoses
in your mouth. That's right, it's getting hot.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
The storkling thing I've done before. And I found like
hundreds of dollars in the water. Yeah. They think it
was like maybe a drug deal thing.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Snorkel.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yeah, no, I just saw.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Like you just waving.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I mean, I was like, it's money. Well, shark week
on Discovery. It is nark Week here on The Woody Show,
Agent Sebastian or cart and arc in each day this week.
And who do we have here today?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well we have.

Speaker 18 (21:53):
Today's theme is vote for your favorite excuse. This was
inspired us yesterday afternoon. I was running around do Am
I patrols and I got a brand new to me excuse.
Even after thousands and thousands of cart narking encounters, this
guy hit me with this one right here. Oh that's
not where the car goes, that's the walkway.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Usually I do, but why not?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Now? Eggs?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Oh eggs?

Speaker 19 (22:16):
So are they gonna go bad? If with an extra
fifteen seconds?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
All right, you get a magnet because I had eggs.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Eggs, because you've never bought perishables before. And I'll give
this guy credit.

Speaker 18 (22:28):
He just kind of he just he was nice and
he's kind of drove off, but he was really insistent
that his eggs had to get home by the way
from a warehouse club. So he spent all kinds of
time walking miles and miles coming out to his car,
which another half mile.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
And then your legs break.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Okay, so let me ask you a questions. So, if
you get fresh eggs, those don't have to be refrigerated.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Well, but no one sells fresh eggs and these.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
But what I'm saying so is because they're pasteurized or whatever,
they got to refrigerate them. Yeah right, sure, No, I'm
asking them.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
If you got them at a far afresh, they don't
have to be.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah than a wick or basket on your hell yeah,
right next to that though, like butter dish, but shape
like a like a rooster or something.

Speaker 18 (23:09):
All right, So you vote number one or just vote
egg if you think egg was your favor is your
favorite excuse for why you can't return your shopping cart.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
Now I pulled some of my favorites from uh.

Speaker 18 (23:16):
The cart and arc get a great uh text here
the narchive, the NARCO, including this all time one, which
was this is the lady who had pelted me with
several drinks and then tried to pepper spray me. But
this is why she couldn't return her card.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Okay, so we're trying to figure out which is the
best excuse for your favor. All right, so we have
egg I have eggs, right, that's one. Now here's number two, Dick.

Speaker 19 (23:37):
I'm just pointing out what it don't have me.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
I'm not gonna hit you and take your glasses. I'm
gonna throw them on the ground.

Speaker 19 (23:41):
Well that's left and uh but is that the yeah
taking my stuff and destroying his stuft and.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Bell and sitting here and being an assole and pointing
out when you were being lazy. He's like lazy, I'm
not being lazy. I'm hurting. I have an autistic daughter
I take care of and I have a disability. Goes
out there yourself, Cart and Arc.

Speaker 18 (24:01):
Number two, who's by the way, not present at the time, Okay,
quick get home. I guess you can walk all around
again a big store, climb in and out and.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
If it's that big of an emergency. Why are you
just out shopping?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Chase me for five or six minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
So we have I have eggs, and we also have
I have an autistic daughter. It's all about having something right, right.

Speaker 18 (24:19):
Right right, well, and you know she pulls that card
out at of course. Now this is when the worst
defender of all time, Doctor Phil, got jerk.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
So at one point, for newer to the show, Doctor Phil,
back when he had his regular TV show on the
network Television where he went bankrupt before he went bankr Loser,
did an entire episode on Sea Bass and the cart
Narks even had Sea Bass' mom on the episode.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Of the Most Shocking Hours of Television.

Speaker 18 (24:47):
And he actually read a letter from that lady you
just heard from. And then Doctor Phil came at me
with this very original and very appropriate excuse.

Speaker 20 (24:54):
All right, I'm aware that there are other problems in
society that might be slightly more pressing, like homelessness.

Speaker 18 (25:02):
No no no no no no no no.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
No no no no.

Speaker 19 (25:04):
Okay, you who are clapping for that went and fed
people at a homeless soup kitchen this morning.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Zero, I thought, so.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Wow, no no no, no, no, yeah, okay, So you
can text three for doctor Phil or okay, homeless people
is his excuse?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
You can say that to him himself. You know you
could be doing something better than hosting the show.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Why are you hosting a show? Talking to me?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
You're wasting all this time.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay, I'm putting people out of work.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I said, we're going through some of the better excuses
that Sea Bass has encountered in his time doing all
the cart knarking. I have eggs, I have an autistic daughter,
Doctor Phil, you could be doing something there all the time,
like feeding homeless people.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
And this next guy by the way, so I put
a magnet on his car.

Speaker 18 (25:47):
He's not driving the car. His wife who's in the
past and drivers. He could have taken the car back,
as could he have because I saw him leave the car.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
This is his excuse.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
The disabled person who's legally blind?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Mother?

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Is that what you?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Certainly?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
Of course I have fuss me. How'd you see the magnet?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
How'd you see the.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Magnet legally blind?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
That means right, I'm legally blind and I can see you.
I can throw the magnet on the ground, but my
wife can't return the shop. Yeah, but I can't say
cart corral.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
There's a lot I can do. There's certain things I can't.
This hit me from the passenger seat.

Speaker 18 (26:21):
Yeah, whould mean worse if you was in the driver's seat,
I guess, but still all right, all right, so legally blind.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
That's your option number four for excuses.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Number five.

Speaker 18 (26:29):
This lady right here who is again are yelling at me,
arguing me for three four five minutes because there's something
else again, not with her, but somewhere else.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Okay, make sure you put your card away because there's
from a loser.

Speaker 19 (26:39):
Hero and in cart narks and this lady put her
cart right here where doesn't belong.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
So don't be like this lady.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Take your card back.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
Rip alongs winter in life. No, I have a new word, mabia.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm just waiting to.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Go home too.

Speaker 19 (26:50):
Well, so is your baby like on life support? You
went out shopping?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
You well, I wouldn't use that kind of language, man,
I'm number one, number two.

Speaker 19 (26:57):
Please call our hotline number can teach you about responsibility
so your baby doesn't grow up to be lazy bones
like yourself.

Speaker 18 (27:05):
So she's waiting to go home to her newborn baby
again unattended right and Apparently it can survive for you
to go to the store, but not long enough to
the store plans.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Left out a certain amount of water and food.

Speaker 18 (27:17):
Right is gone, Greg, she might have put a piece
of plywood over.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
A Greg would baby said children, if he was put
in charge.

Speaker 18 (27:29):
I would work ouppy baby at home.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (27:35):
Number six excuse This is a guy with Agent Gabriel,
who's a cartnark's monk. And his excuse was, when I
hear a lot these days right here?

Speaker 19 (27:45):
What does that have to do with anything, sir?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
So I'm talking about the cops.

Speaker 19 (27:50):
You didn't have to You could have gone to a
full stus lane.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I bet you does at least well.

Speaker 19 (27:57):
And okay, you're getting a hood made in the shame.

Speaker 18 (27:59):
So all right, I had to ring up my own groceries,
so therefore what therefore I don't have to return my shopping.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
So it doesn't make any sense like you would think.
If you have to uh bring up your own groceries,
you should also have to put your own card away
self service full like do it yourself.

Speaker 18 (28:15):
I have heard this. This, This is the one that
I've seen creep up more and more over the years.
For some reason, people get pissed at that, or they're
they're post pissed at that, and they say, no, that's
where I stop.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I forget that.

Speaker 18 (28:25):
If you have certain stores you they don't back your groceries.
You go to Costco, they don't.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Even digging back. Yeah, you find an old box, but
that that's there. That's their little thing. They got the
back of their head.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
And when you pump your own gas at the gas station,
you just throw the nozzle on the.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Ground because that's THEOU.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I did it myself.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I've done playing today.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Right, that's it.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I'm exhausted. Okay, so bag my own groceries. Number six,
satistic daughter, doctor Phil. I'm trying to keep track, sort
of sort of blind blind. I did the self checkout,
so therefore I can't put the card back. How about
one more?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Give me one?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Number seven.

Speaker 18 (29:00):
This is a man who has I'll give him credit.
He brings up something that has absolutely nothing to do
with the grocery store experience whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
All right, No, that's not that the cart goes. That's
the curb.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
What so that's the curb.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's not a cart return.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
It's better than there.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Well that's not also not good. But if if your
kids told you, Hey, they did it too.

Speaker 19 (29:21):
You wouldn't listen to them, right, you'd say, oh, that's
a ridiculous excuse.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
If you could go to get the bikes to stop
that stop signs, i'd follow your instructure.

Speaker 18 (29:34):
So people are running stop signs on their bicycles, which
I agree sucks.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I have the power to send you home, young lady. However,
first I need the broomstick.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Would that be considered a straw man theory?

Speaker 18 (29:47):
Well, it's it's the doctor Phil excuse, it's the homeless thing.
It's sort of yeah, it's I mean, that's not straw
man because it.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Does exist, but it's fully irrelevant to talking about Sure,
all right, we'll get your photo.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Makes us sad, all right?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Texture texture vote over to two two ninety seven. You
have the guy said, but I have eggs, right, eggs?
The woman who said, but I have an autistic daughter
at home who wasn't there?

Speaker 12 (30:09):
Right.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Doctor Phil says, you could be feeding the homeless like
he's doing. Oh wait, the guy who says he can't
return his car because he's legally blind, but not blind
enough that he can't do all the other stuff that
he did in the store. He couldn't push the car out.
He could push the carts to the car, but on
the way back, other person using their own kid as
an excuse, even though it wasn't there a newborn baby
at home. The guy said, well, I already did enough

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work with the self checkout, therefore I'm not going to
return the cart. Now, this guy, if you can get
people on the bikes to stop and stop signs off?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Which one is.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Your favorite excuse of all the different excuses that the
cart in arc hears. Another one is that you get
a lot. Is the one We're like, well, I'm not
going to like just leave my kid in the car
and have a chance of them being kidnapped.

Speaker 18 (30:53):
Yeah, that well, but that's why I don't even I
don't even approach people when I see kids because I
know that that excuse because you.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Are an instant martyr when you're when you're a parent.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Oh, I can because all the kidnappers is waiting around
the corner, waiting for that one parent who decides to
return their cart and children, and they just see that.

Speaker 18 (31:10):
Yeah, they think of the children. That's why I never
even though they should, I've never. Well, I'll say this
later in the week I typically never approach people with.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Kids because of that.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
All right, well, go ahead and text your vote, which
excuse you like the best over to two two nine?
What you're gonna do a nark queen, make a decision
to make this morning.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
It's an interactive voting edition. You just pointing out what.

Speaker 19 (31:38):
Don't hit me.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
I'm not gonna hit you on the teak the glasses,
I'm gonna throw them on the ground. Well that's left
and uh but death, Yeah?

Speaker 15 (31:44):
Is that that?

Speaker 19 (31:44):
You're taking my stuff and destroying your stuff.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
And sitting here and being an astol and pointing out
when you were being lazy. He's like lazy, I'm not
being lazy. I'm hurting.

Speaker 15 (31:53):
I have an autistic daughter I take care of and
I have a disability.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Go yourself, I'm cartner.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
You better make her as ugly as she was in
real life. She looked like a foot.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
She was so unattractive.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
She looks like Joe Pesci Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
But you were here now now.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I can tell you from the votes on the text,
it seems to be autistic daughter doctor phil and eggs.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
A strong and appearance, but the easiest one.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, those are like the three that are getting the
most votes on the text as far as the lamest
excuse of the card narks have been given, and speaking
of eggs, menace and a reward for voting, I'm gonna
give you a spicy egg McMuffin. I've been heard, I've
been HEARDing about them. Get me here's your vote, menace,

(32:53):
phil doctor Phil Ga.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
If you can't stop bikes from going through stop signs,
come back to me.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think I'm gonna say eggs because I know for
a fact that nanoseconds make all the difference. Those eggs
will go bad, sure immediately.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Lame is excuse Sammy.

Speaker 17 (33:10):
I'm going with eggs as well, because he was so
calm and I think he actually believed it right.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
I talked to him for a while after that.

Speaker 18 (33:17):
He's like, dude, I don't know what to tell you,
Like next time, I'll do it with these eggs.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I mean, they're all lame, But the fact that we
have two in here that involved children who aren't there,
plus the whole idea that there are all these other
excuses that people use their kids for, I'm going to
go with as a combo vote of autistic daughter and newborn.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Baby it is.

Speaker 18 (33:38):
It is such a crappy badge that so many people
wear as an excuse to do being civil to other people.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah, spicy egg McMuffin. I feel like I barely get
any spice out of it. And then I get because
it's just a sauce, right, because the sausage itself is
not spicy.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
You feel like there's barely bacon or Canadian bacon.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, and then I'll get like a large.

Speaker 18 (34:01):
The heat is present, it's it's low. It's a two
or a three, and it's McDonald's. You don't expect it
to blow your head up.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Okay, here's a better way to explain it. It's not consistent.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
It's probably just a big.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Is it just like a hot sauce like a tabasco
or like an aoli with a peppers, like.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
A Mayo based Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Yeah, I see. I'd rather that than just like a
regular hot sauce. I'd rather have like a like you said,
like a Mao based sauce like that, rather than I
don't know, like tabasco, like just too thin and too
it's too pepper, like I'm gonna When I say pepper,

(34:40):
I mean like a black pepper almost like I don't I.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Agree, I really am leaning.

Speaker 18 (34:44):
I almost only get siracha at home because it's more
of a it's more of a consistent slow burn as
opposed to like that that vinegary tangy.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
All right, So between like, say, for let's talk about wings,
bring a new chicken. Would you rather like a Franks
kind of wing or would you rather more of a
you know, like a more like a buffalo sauce sauce.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Oh yeah, thick orange?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah me too, Yeah, almost me too. I got into
a thing with ant Chrissy about it, and Chrissy would
be much rather than Franks, really yeah, And I was like,
I don't know, tracks.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
I think that makes sense, the thickness of it.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
And what about like chilula or you know something with
like the little Mexican flare Those are awesome.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Or we go to the place
to have like the little popcorn shrimp almost like a
like a dynamite shrimp. You might see that like at
a bonefish grill or uh, you know California fish grill
or you know those kind of played the the I
think is it called firecracker or the popcorn shrimp.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Something like that.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yeah, it's like it's like an orange, but it's it's
gotta it's got a heat to it, like a spice.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Give it to me, Yeah, what are you giving it?
Minutes on a scale one, it's at five, all right,
so non committal, right right in the middle. Take it
or leave it. I see it on the menu and
I just I just haven't drive.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Think it'll come and go and no one will know.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, it's like, just like everything else, he's an embecile.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
He's ourmbecile.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Now show and with a brand new hour, we start
with the trending news headlines.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
Well, as you probably heard, the Prince of Darkness, of course,
the front man of Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osborne, has died
at the age of seventy six. Passed peacefully yesterday, surrounded
by family. After years of battling Parkinson's and a lot
of other health problems. Osborne got back with Black Sabbath
for one final performance earlier this month, which we've talked about.
Everybody loved, fans, fellow rock legends. They've all been pouring

(36:34):
out tributes, which is always nice. He leaves behind three
kids from his first marriage and from his second marriage
with Sharon. He leaves behind Jack, Kelly and Amy.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
I still believe that maybe it was one of those
things where he decided to go out on his own
term nut. I mean, I say not suicide because it's
not like jumping off the building or putting a gun
on your mother. I said, like going to where that is?

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Switzerland?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, a couple of places nitrogen And what were you saying,
like something about like Sharon had mentioned something or Yeah,
she mentioned in a podcast a few years ago that
they kind of had a packed if you know, if
he goes, then she would go, which I don't believe,
but I think it would be the other way, much.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Like I have with my dog.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Right.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, His daughter Kelly has said that is bus right. Well,
she also said that he wasn't dying like what three
days ago, and Sharon said it on a podcast. Not
only did Ozzie escape death many times over the years,
but dude, all the stuff that he and Sharon went
through of years, accidents, illnesses, I mean she had cancer,

(37:40):
remember that was the whole thing. And the substance abuse, cheating,
there was that big cheating thing. And I love the
number of times storry they just shared. Recently, he went
to Japan with Sharon and forgot that Sharon was with him,
and he brought some chick back to the hotel room.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Recently, God bless.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
And there was another time in nineteen eighty nine Ozzie
was high and he tried to kill her. Yeah I've
heard that, yeah, yeah, So they were talking about there's
a documentary it's called The Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne
and here's a little clip about that.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
I felt the calmest I'd ever felt in my life.

Speaker 21 (38:17):
He came into the room and he'd said, we've come
to a decision that you've got to die. You know.
He was calm, and then just suddenly he lunged across
at me and just dived on me and started to
chow me. He got me down on the ground, on
top of me, and I was feeling for stuff on
the table and I felt the panic and I just

(38:40):
pressed it.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Next thing I know, cops were the.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Orhaman was working up here.

Speaker 14 (38:45):
Amis from Joe and asked a cop why am I
here when I arrested for attempted murder of show and
I wasborn on.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Does it make you feel uncomfortable you talk about it.

Speaker 22 (38:54):
Well, it's not exactly one of my greatest achievements.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well crazy, it just shows the you're famous, he can
get away with them.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
And also, do houses come with panic buttons? Live with exactly?
You get one installed?

Speaker 8 (39:12):
I know people get those life alerts, right, I actually
actually have one with the ring on a little.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
I just got one of those. I gotta look into that.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Well.

Speaker 9 (39:22):
Eric Menendez, you know, half of the infamous Menandaz brothers.
He's in the hospital with what family is calling a
serious medical condition. His lawyer is pushing for a temporary
medical release so he can go get the care he
needs and still be ready for his upcoming parole hearing
in August.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
You do like a house call in jail? Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 9 (39:42):
They'll decide by Labor Day if Eric and his brother
will be released or get parole or what's the deal.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
All that stuff is making me hate them more, right,
not that I didn't hate them before, but the family
support makes me hate them more.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
Like random people at yeah, women you murder. Yeah, it's
weird because.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I feel like some people believe depending on where their
faith is, what their faith calls for, Like they feel
like they have to quote forgive right, no matter what happened,
for them to go to heaven. Like, if I'm not
a forgiving person, I'm not going to go to heaven.
So maybe they're not even doing it because they really
believe it.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Way better person than I am. I could never forgive.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Never, I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (40:24):
Well, sketchy disposable vapes greg be careful are flooding into
the US right now, and the Feds can't keep up.
Even though they're banned by the FDA, they're still showing
up everywhere, especially in the hands of teens.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
This one's seventeen cents cheaper. Yeah, I'll have this one.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Most of these are coming in from overseas, slipping through
customs with these shady shipping labels.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Oh now they've made thrown around here. Well, they've made.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
A big chunk of eight billion dollars in the vape market. Hell,
the visuals are freaking out. They call it a full
blown public health crisis because underage vaping is going way
up and you don't know exactly what's in it?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Do you buying them? The swap me Like, I don't
sell a lot of vape news, but I did see
one that was popping up a couple days ago. I
guess Jewel is kind of back in business with being
able to sell anything about that.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Because I'm off board with Jewel because Jewel, you said
it was what eight billion dollars? Seven billion of that
was mine because Jewel is so crazy expensive.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
But it wasn't them though, Like that caused all that drama,
Like the government started just going after Jewel just randomly
everybody else.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
They picked Jewel as the bad guy.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
But I think that the f t A just approved
their e cigarettes. Okay, all right, so that was like
I think, but was that what was holding them up before?
I thought it was more than they were, you know, marketing.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
Not make.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Right because they're able to do the menthols. They were
able to have a Menthol jewel.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Which I had to get on the black market. Yeah,
this Menthol even was not allowed.

Speaker 22 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I think vapes are under attack again because have you
seen that other thing that they're reporting on that vapes
are not environmentally friendly?

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Neither are car batteries.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, there's so many vapes. FDA authorization of Jewel e
cigarette products represents stunning regulatory reversal. Oh yeah, FDA approves
Jewel vapes after years long delay.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Wow, Well, you know there's selective outrage. Maybe I have
selective ignorance because I'm not seeing ads aimed at kids
for vapes. I'm just not seeing it. At the vape shop,
there's massive signs everywhere, twenty one and older. You know,
only I don't see ads when I walk in there saying, hey, kids,
how about a cherry vape? Where are these ads? Who's

(42:40):
targeting kids? I'm not seeing it. Maybe I'm selectively ignorant.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Maybe you might argue not more now because look at
all the stupid stuff that adults buy. This four kids totally,
So who's to say you're not targeting adults who just
act like children?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Right?

Speaker 7 (42:54):
And whatever happened to people saying that vapes gave you
popcorn lung? Remember that one? Yeah, you have to really
be vape. Yeah that was a I was like, pot,
what's popcorn line?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
It's like vaping?

Speaker 12 (43:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah? Totally.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:05):
Well, this four year old kid was attacked by a
mountain lion during a family hike Greg and Woody at
a national park in Washington State.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Hikes are always a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Yep, kid got bit.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
The dad jumped in heroically was able to pull the
mountain lion off the kid's arm and save his life.
And this little guy was airlifted to the hospital. Should
make a full recovery. Park rangers found the lion and
because it's track and collar, they found it and have
already put it down.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Of course it's just mountain lioning.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Yeah, mountain lion's going a mountain lion.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Maybe that kid was talking to smack.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Yeah. Well, last week we heard that Coca Cola was
being pushed to make the switch to real sugar, and
Coke confirmed it. It is now confirmed.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
They said they're coming out with a new version of
coke made with cane sugar.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Already had that they did, yeah, yeah, everywhere else. But
but didn't they do like a big thing. I feel
like they did it a couple of years ago where
it was like a real yeah, there was like cane.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well here's a little.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
And I thought the glass bottle ones where the real.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Shows are like the Mexican coke. But like the I
think maybe Pepsi did it. Somebody, some one of the
soda companies did it.

Speaker 9 (44:10):
Okay, Well, here's another little fun fact. I'm ninety nine
percent sure this is true. During passover, which is around Easter.
If you're not sure, if you find the coke bottles
with the yellow caps, that that means their kosher per passover,
and that means their cane sugar as.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Opposed to corn syrup. So you always get the ones
with the yellow caps around springtime, not manas, what do
you are?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Correct?

Speaker 18 (44:30):
Twenty twenty three, I'm seeing a headline Coca Cola to
launch soda with cane sugar.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Dude, Well, they said they're coming out with a new
version of coke and it's going to be released as
early as the fall. Health experts are already chiming in
those saying that nutritionally cane sugar and high fructose corn
syrup but the same thing. Oh really yeah, don't expect
it to be like a heh here.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I thought it was going to be just it's like part.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Of my diet.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
What oh my god.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
And I'm saying that they didn't put it in for
any reasons.

Speaker 18 (45:00):
It was the eighties and there was some kind of
texts and they were like, well, we're going with the
cheaper option because we have to tastes better, right, So.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
It's less like corn soup has that like sour almost
like it's so sweet.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
It's like the key Chick.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I'm so accustomed to it. Yeah, yeah, I love zero.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
I think it's delicious.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Well, Apple's got a new iOS twenty six before you.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Start there, Because you mentioned Coke zero. I went to
a Denny's the other day and I ordered the Coke zero.
He goes, He goes, do you sure you want that?
And I go, yeah, he goes. Because we don't sell
a lot of it, so it sits in there a lot,
so we get a lot of what we said, we
get a lot of complaints because the stuff just sits
in the like the whatever however that works, the fountain stuff,

(45:42):
they says, So we get a lot of complaints when
somebody actually goes and orders it, because it just sits
there for so long. We don't go through enough of it.
Is that the one place in America?

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Because everywhere I go it's shortages.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I'd see. I've never I've never run into this shortage
of coke zero that you've that you've mentioned before festivals,
and I love it, like I like coke zero. I'll
take the zero sugar, doesn't matter which one it is,
the Doctor Bemper or the any of them. Yeah, I
prefer that over any of the diet versions, only it
tastes way better, way better.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
This is gonna be a dumb question because I don't
think I've ever had the coke zero. Does it taste like?

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Could you do it blind taste tests and know the
difference between coke zero and regular coke?

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, but I mean it's it's
way closer to regular coke than it is different. You
can take a different have a lot of any time.
I bet you.

Speaker 18 (46:27):
The reason this Denny didn't have it or doesn't use
a lot is because people aren't used to ordering it
like diet coke. That's just what we know for decades.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, well it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Go as well with moons over my head.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
But I did say like, yeah, i'll give I'll give
it a shot. Whatever, And he brought it out and
it did tastes a little off his fault, No, it's
not his fault.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
He did warn me. He did.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Hey, and if you don't like it.

Speaker 18 (46:47):
I can bring you a diet coke or what are
you doing your classic Denny's show up with a briefcase
and do work by yourself. My wife after my colonoscopy,
that's where we went, because it was like right down
the street from the from the Kolonoskeuy and I was starving.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
I'm in business.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Yeah, yeah, I have some pancakes.

Speaker 10 (47:05):
Well.

Speaker 9 (47:05):
Apple's got a new iOS twenty six update drop and
in spring of twenty twenty six, and.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
We're getting eight new emojis.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Guys, we're talking about Apple Core and ballet dancers.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
It doesn't matter anymore because I know with iPhone you
can make.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Your own exactly.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Yeah, you'll just tell them what it wants. What's it
called the jet Yeah, gen moji, gen Moji.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, this is going to be.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
Oh yeah, we make ones of dumbass Tyler all day long.
I need those photos of him.

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Well, they're also going to have a fighting cloud and
a big bigfoot kind of like hairy thing and Orca Yeah,
all kinds of stuff. But wait, there's more Apples also
rolling out the gen Moji, which basically will let you
use AI to make these customs so you can.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Do like yeah, it's already out.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
They already have that, Like Orca is with laser eyes.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yah, we already have that.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't know why they
make a big deal they have that. What is it
the Emoji Consortium or whatever the hell they are. They
sit around they decide what the new emojis.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Are going to be.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
What a great job that would be.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
What a stupid world.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
I used to want to be like every other kid,
like you wanted to name Crayola crayons. Now I just
want to come up with stupid emojis.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
That you can, yeah, develop right there on your phone.
I just want a new phone already.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Well, let's please and with something I saw in the
news that is just one of the weirdest, most grotesque
things I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Right, there's the buttons. Yeah, when you bring up the
and you you would you would push that and then
you just put in there describe what you want.

Speaker 9 (48:26):
Well, then what's going to be the next big push
that they had to put it in the news.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Story fat chick Puking's see, I don't know, let's see
what Let's see what no results, classic Apple, We can't
do that.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Over in sweet and doctors were freaked out when a
ten month old baby girl showed up in their office
with a micro penis.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
What.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Yeah, the girl had been regularly lying on her dad's
bear chest and it turns out he was on testosterone
gel on his horso, so the testosterone was absorbed through
her skin, causing her.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
So she started sprouting the pin Yeah, it enlarge.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
And it kind of made it look like a penis.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Now, what if we just bathe in this gel?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Well, as a man, I think you're going to be
a grower and a shower.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
One of the grossest things I ever saw. You remember
the rest are China? Oh yeah, she had that adult movie,
that porn whatever it is called China something. Yeah, and
her clataorus looked like a penis. It was so because
of all the whatever she was taking, the steroids or
whatever she was taken. I mean her clatorus grew. It
looked like a thumb. It was so disgusting. That is

(49:38):
so I could not look muffin people. It was so gross.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Me just called it.

Speaker 12 (49:49):
Well.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
Doctors ran test found her distosterone levels way above normal,
but once the dad stopped using the gel and exposing
her to it, the body began to return to normal.
Experts are warning parents that these kinds of hormone medications
can be super potent, and like, don't I don't know,
lay your infant on your chest when you're skin of scheme,
and there was an Old House episode about that when
this little girl started growing a beard. So I'll just

(50:11):
keep our hormone drugs.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, right there at the top of the show Insensitivity
Training for a politically Correct World.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
We say it all the time.

Speaker 14 (50:23):
I have admitted a million times, like the more inappropriate
the joke, or the humor, or the darker.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I love dark humor, yeah, all that stuff like, I
enjoy that a lot. So it could be a racist joke,
it could be a misogynist joke. It could be and
I'll and I'll laugh at it.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Equal opportunity, equal opportunity.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
But you know some people they like to pretend as
if they don't really see where the joke is and
something right, I don't find that funny at all. Of
course you don't, of course, of course, Like if it
really came down to it, I guess we could all
be canceled quote unquot although that seems to have chilled
a bit big time, right, which is good.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Ahead it's moment, that's for sure, which is good.

Speaker 12 (51:06):
All.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
I did see this guy and I wanted to share
this this clip with you. Cancel me if you can. Basically,
this guy, Alex Shore is his name, and he just
he figured, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm just
gonna get ahead of it. He's a young man, younger guy,
and he's.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Like, Hey, I'm just gonna get in front of this.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
So in case years down the road, anybody wants to
come after me for something I said, did whatever, this
will be out there as record.

Speaker 20 (51:30):
Before I get famous. I've been racist, I've been sexist.
There might be a video of me out there saying
the N word when I was like sixteen. I've made
fun of autistic people. I said the R word multiple
times too. When I was seventeen, I made a whole
bunch of pedophile song parodies.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
And posted them online.

Speaker 20 (51:42):
About a year ago, I made a distrack on this
girl who absolutely didn't deserve it, but I never released
it through an event that got raided by the cops
and thirty people got arrested this January. I think that's
basically all of the major stuff. But if anything else surfaces,
I probably it's it's probably true. This isn't to say
like any of it is okay. I've just messed up
in big ways multiple times. But then again, I do
everything on a big scale.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Yeah, I like that guy. It's refreshing.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, I think I think it's funny, like good, you
know what, Uh, what's the what's the he is not
something stone glass.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Something that is Jesus, Jesus walk bread.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
So just to just in case anybody out there, if
you ever want to come after me, I have that
same that that that same energy.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
Yeah, you'll correct them, be like no, no, no, I said.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Actually what I said was yeah, exactly right, exactly right.
What was the we're talking about? They get Howard Stern.

Speaker 18 (52:38):
Yeah, there's something I came across that I didn't realize.
Howard Stern put out a comedy album in the eighties.
Oh well, how Weird Stern.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Did Weird Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
Called fifty Ways to Rank Your Mother.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I remember hearing about that.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
Now.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I looked up online. I could. I could only find
the title track online. So I bought the album, Yes,
vinyl album from nineteen eighty two, and so I could
and the rest of the tracks. Because people said it
was bad. Yeah, now I'm not talking Toad, because I
mean I do love Howard's throw.

Speaker 8 (53:06):
He had me on the show recently. I don't understand
the title though.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
So that's another thing.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I look that up.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
You ways to rank your mother? Isn't it fifty ways
to leave your lover?

Speaker 18 (53:14):
That's a parody of the Paul Simon song. So rank
apparently used to mean like down vote, like downward on
or rip on. Yeah, it must have been a regionals.
I've never heard that used that way in my life.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yea, like, yo mama jokes were big, right, I understand,
but I don't.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
I never ranked, but that's what it was.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
So basically they rank out like you know, you haven't
got ranked out?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Nope?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Are you were alive in nineteen Needy two Greg right.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Saying maybe that because I grew up in the East Coast,
maybe that was an East Coast thing.

Speaker 18 (53:42):
He was working at uh In DC at the time,
so possibly possibly. So I went through and here's the
track again. It was, yeah, parody song of Paul Simon.
But it's all yo mama jokes.

Speaker 23 (53:53):
All right, My friends have all enjoyed your mom, they
said to me, she was so generous, she does so
much free until found that bet you gave him off
social It must be fifty ways to.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Rank your mother gave all VD, but fifty ways to.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Rank your mother.

Speaker 23 (54:18):
Your mom is go cras she does a shirt in
the street. She does it as cute.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I remember there was like a there was an album
of just all your Mama, Your Mama's so fat. When
she wore a coke T shirt, some little kid crawled
up her, pushed her booby and a coke came out
or something like a wordy Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know,
that's basically what this. Your mom sits around the house,
she literally sits around.

Speaker 18 (54:48):
Yeah, classic, and that's what how it's starting at him.
I guess it was Fred Norris wrote wrot all these
They did the.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Song that Jackie the joke man.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yeah, I don't know that he was.

Speaker 18 (54:56):
I don't think he was on this album at the
time as far as as a writer. But so I
went through the album and they've got a clip too
for this next one.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
Two a so Stern.

Speaker 18 (55:04):
He has a whole album to Phillip parody songs. So yeah,
this is nineteen eighty two. So this is right when
Paul McCartney is doing duets with Stevie Wonder, right and
then Miel Jackson. So the premise of this next bit
is Paul McCartney loves doing duets with African American singers.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Here are and Ivory right.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Here are some other people with whom he might do duets.

Speaker 10 (55:24):
Hello, I'm Paul McCartney.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
Yeah, and I'm the master Bill Cosby.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
Listen, We're back again for me new album Paul Blecks
and the mech Yes anything, Yes, Bill. I've also recorded
with the best of them like Stevie Woonda and Michael Jackson. Yes, yes,
and now me the master of the boring monologue.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You say, I say no.

Speaker 23 (55:50):
You see desert spelling.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Jane see kids, Bill coffee jokes used to be about
Jella and not about the other.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
About rate.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Okay, so is that voice on?

Speaker 18 (56:09):
I was Howard doing Cartney, I believe, and then I
think Fred he he had to go into a studio
with musicians to write and produce and again press to vinyl.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
All these tracks.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah, every morning show back in that time had like
a parody song CD.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Or Rick D's with disco Duck Rick.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Dys and you know they made money. Oh, they made
a ton of money. Like all these morning shows made
a ton of money.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
My h the morning show that I worked on previously,
by that time, they were selling vhs and dude, like
in one day, made hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
It was on the VHS.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
It was just stuff that we did in the studio,
likes and stuff, so like yeah, like you know, Glory
Whole Challenge, all that kind of stuff, like it wasn't
available on online.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Too hot for TV. Yeah, so you would buy the
vhs to see all the stuff that you heard on
the radio. Dude bank.

Speaker 18 (57:01):
So yeah, again there's another Howard Stern playing Paul McCartney
again with another celebrity at the time, whoever.

Speaker 10 (57:06):
I'm Paul McCartney. Yeah, yes, and we're back again for
the new album Full Blecks and a mech.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Ok, I'll play more playing.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Beato Green.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
And what they're play.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Because he was the hurts Pitch made.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Yeah, I was like attention kids o J. Jokes used
to be about cart rentals.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Cart rentals and all his endorsement.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
Commercials running through the airport. Yeah yeah, simpler time.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Yeah, so what would you do?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
You would just go out and you buy this thing
and then you would sit at home and and laugh.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Yeah, make a dream put it on well.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Like comedy albums, auto album Yeah, that's the idea.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, let's let's take a quick break, get some more
woody show coming up. Yeah, I missed all the good
times in radio when you can just like put something
like that on on video and make hundreds of thousand
dollars in one day like that.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Yeah, nice doing cocaine.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I missed all the cocaine and pay All the days there,
I would hear the stories about how, you know, the
record guys would come through with envelopes full of cash
and give it to the program director, and all of
a sudden, this song would be.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Number one, the number one phone request. So I definitely
didn't miss the cocaine. I had the tail end of that.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I get the tail end. I mean I did walk
in the studio one time and there were a handful
of well known people in the studio with the some
of the other disc jockeys, and they had like a
scarface pile of cocaine on on on the counter and
they were all on their way to Atlantic City that night.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
The studio would be filled with those post its that'll
be wrapped up Oh yeah, it's cocaine struck. Oh yeah everywhere. Yeah,
it was a good time. And back in those times,
like we used to have a lot of real to
real tapes. So there was a lot of razor blades around.
Oh sure, you know to cut net real tape and
that multi purpose tool in the studio for real. Do
you know what's super cool about cocaine mood swings where

(59:12):
everybody loves you one second, Well, then you're the worst
person on the planet.

Speaker 18 (59:16):
It's fun to be the guy in the room who's
not doing it. Yeah, that guy lots of times.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
What he's wrong about his dark humor. The guy you
just showcased isn't funny. Talking about calling immigration on people
is not a joke. He gives license for people to
make anti Semitic jokes, homosexual jokes and so on. I
find them all funny.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
That was your point.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
I find them all funny if it's if it's true
in the context of a joke, I find it all funny.
Who said any of that?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Nobody?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Nobody? What we just brought it? Yet? Nobody?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
And I do know Anthony Jess like he is funny.
I like him hilarious. That's that's some dark comedy gold
right there. I mentioned earlier how this is just felt
like the longest week. I can't believe it's only Wednesday.
It's one of those other times it feels like poof,
like quick, but not not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
This week.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Saw something else about the idea of a four day
work week. There was like a big research study that
just published the results of six month study one hundred
and forty one businesses. They made the switch from the
five day work week. Three thousand workers tracked in that time,
no reduction in pay. Those workers also compared to people
in a similar job who's stuck to the five day schedule,

(01:00:30):
and the four day workers reported greater job satisfaction, less burnout.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Reported being more productive on the job, sleeping better, and
feeling less fatigued. They always have a smile on their
face for some reason.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Now, I don't know if I mean, I think I
feel like productivity is when people are you more productively. Yeah,
I am, because that's going to be the way that
you say, you know this is working. Yeah, of course
you're sleeping better and you're less fatigued. You had an
extra day off, all extra day. Now, hear me out
on this, and I'm all for trying out a four
day work week. I would I would love to give
it a shot. I recently started getting up an hour later.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Because I hired dumbass Tyler back to help me out
with some of the stuff that I was doing in
that extra hour that I was getting here early, and
so that that parts worked out great. It allows me
to get here an hour later. And for the first
I would say like week, maybe week and a half,
I was like, wow, this is this is good, it's nice.
After that, now, as of today, it feels no different

(01:01:31):
than when I was get to me. I wake up
feeling exactly the same getting up an hour later as
I did getting up an hour earlier.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
You're not feeling extra well rested.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
No, no, and I'm still going to bed at the
same time or whatever, because that was a whole point.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
So you're legitimately getting an.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Extra hour, yes right, yes, no, no, no, no on after
getting an extra So my thought is, don't you feel
like if we went to a four day work week,
that won't be enough for people at that point either,
because then they go, well, we should.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Have a three day work week.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
You'll adapt to because the four day work we will
feel like that's another work week. Yeah, so whatever it is,
it will feel like another unless you're working one day
a week.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
I think we've gone so long with a five day
work week that four days will feel novel for many generations.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I don't disagree. I'm willing to try it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
Some people will, some people will feel that way about
oh why not three? But I think the majority would
be cool with the four day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Now, what if they made it so that Wednesday would
be your your your your other day off, so you
wear Monday, Tuesdays, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
I would not like that stupid. It would get you
out of the groove and then you have to get
back into the groove.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
Just I feel like people barely work on Fridays anyway,
so you can't get anything done.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I might as well not like just give it, you know,
like some like restaurants and stuff, they're off or they
have they're closed, like on a random the Tuesdays they're
they're they're they're closed, and it's annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Yeah, I don't know. Research. He submitted that the study
was focused on employees, that they said, there's actually evidence
that I moved to a four day work we can
benefit the employers as well.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Let's all do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
I'm willing to try it. I feel like there's a
really good chance that after like a six months or so,
you're gonna be like Forest to this. It's the show.
Somebody makes a good point. I have to look more
into it when I said, given the regular rotation of
songs that you guys play on this radio station, you

(01:03:32):
would think payola is still a thing. The people on
the air don't see it. Yeah, it would be like
the program directors or the people who are like the
music directors who schedule, you know, music for the different stations.
It's not it's not the not the DJs, that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Well, that that was the excuse is that's why the
program directors took over. It's because they can control that,
so the DJs wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Right benefit making. Yeah, that's when DJs started having to
make comedy albums to make their side hustle their song pair.
Do you have another one? Sea Bass from from the
Howard Stern Fifty Ways to Rank Your Mother?

Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
Yea, this is nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
People, he was a good one. Yeah, like a banger.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Okay, so everybody knows.

Speaker 18 (01:04:15):
John Lennon died in actually nineteen eighty and Yoko Ono
was still around though, and people didn't like the music
she was coming out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
With Why Not So Good Screechy Change. So Howard Sterne
wrote a parody of I believe this is a parody
if I'm the Walrus, called John's Revenge. So the point
is this is John Lennon singing about how much he
hates Yoko Ono from Heaven to the tune of an
old Beatles Songko.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Something Women, and the writing maybe not awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I mean.

Speaker 18 (01:05:04):
You do Howard Starting to Be Fair was twenty eight
at the time of this.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Album, Yeah, but it was.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
It was before all his like really big success. But
I just looked up, all right, so Greg Gory Howard
Stern's net worth. So the guy, the guy who did
this went on to make who wrote a.

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
Song about Yokohna eating spare ribs?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
My guess is a song called Unclean Beaver. Oh this
is a sketch, actually a sketchy parodying.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Leave it to Beeverer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Honey, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Oh what?

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
I'm shaving my cat?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Oh this will really help out our sex life?

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
And is it ever? Irritated June Darling? I know what
will help their seas, but be careful not to nick
the lips. What, hey, June, what's going on in there?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Open the door, June?

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
What leave me alone?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Chice?

Speaker 20 (01:05:55):
June?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
When I said shave your.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Pot, I didn't lean mittens or cats get it. She's
shaving their house cat.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
So went from that to end up here now being
worth how much? Six fifty six hundred and fifty dollars? Yes,
six six hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Okay, yeah, I agree with that figure. I would think
it would be a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Did you guys look it up? It's six hundred and
fifty million. Break.

Speaker 18 (01:06:23):
His contract was for five hundred million, but I thought
that was for the whole ship. It was, yeah, but
then yeah, it was still, you know, pretty decent money. Okay,
he's doing he's done, all right, He's going to land
on his you can make leave it to be their parodies.
And forty years later, you know what the the the
hell he's still working for?

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Who cares? You have like seven months of vacation, you
work three days a week at this point?

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Why bother? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven, got
some more Woodies show for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Next?

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I think, what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
I think it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth
kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Like head them down toward my test.

Speaker 21 (01:07:06):
The show.

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
The fact that the word morons is pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you for being here joing us
some of your valuable time this morning. My name is whatdy,
that's Greg Gory. We got menaced Sea Bass is here,
we got Sammy Morgan has taken your calls eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
You can also hit us up with a text over
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us some of your time. We got a lot of
people hitting us up on the text. It's a nice thing.
See you guys are the best to listen every morning
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There was another one in here, and I love the show.

(01:08:01):
You guys have entertained me for accountless hours. That's one
to know why we played No Doubt so much. Okay,
there's that one. There was a there was another I
gotta I gotta fight. I'm sorry, it's it jumps around
something we get.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Here's the thing, we.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Get so many of your text messages that all of
a sudden, uh, just when I have that text, it
fresh refreshes, and then I and then I and then
I've lost it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Like a chat room. What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
It's like a chat room stream. Hold on one second,
let me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Do you remember what it was about. Yeah, it was
basically they had.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
A they had a breakdown of what they liked.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
I like this, I like that. I just like to
talk about it. I can't find it. Dude, cares never
Carol anyway. Uh yeah, So we have an original game, yes, really,
Menace has it's called how Much for that nerd Crape?

(01:08:58):
It's another Medace original. Yes. Comics what this weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
So I went to dream Hack, which is a gaming convention,
and they're selling a lot of things. So I went
to the booth and I asked them a couple questions.

Speaker 18 (01:09:14):
Nice because not for folks who realize comic Con is trademark,
so you can't have like there's New York Comic Con,
San Diego Comic Con, but you can't have a Dallas comic.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Con, for instance. You have to call it something different, right,
dream Hack.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Yeah, that's well dream Hack was more of a gaming
thing versus pop.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Atlanta has Dragon Con. Yeah, it's not a comic con.
I love the smaller cons across the country.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Yes, yeah, and they'll be like in a little town
and they're so sad.

Speaker 24 (01:09:40):
There was.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Oh that's big, that's big.

Speaker 8 (01:09:44):
Yeah, you'll get like a miniature comic con in a
smaller city, and they'll get like some random like extra.

Speaker 18 (01:09:54):
To do autographs at those things. Yeah, it's like it's
like some guy who got killed off. He was with
one episode of Star.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Trade both and then meanwhile, comic con is just like
just right huge.

Speaker 18 (01:10:04):
Yes, it's no longer a comic book convention. It's all
pop culture.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
It's huge. Well, isn't George Lucas going to be there
this year?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Jesus is coming.

Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
Guy Messiah And how many comic books did he write? Zero?

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Yeah? None. It's a failure.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
It should be fun, though, you should have a lot
of fun. Sea Bass, Do you actually have fun while
you're there? I've told you, guys, I enjoy regardless of
this job. People watching so like when people like I
hate crowds, Now, I like crowds. I like, you know,
pain in the mix, Marty grs whatever, big festivals, all
that stuff, because that's what I do for the I mean,

(01:10:41):
I'm at WrestleMania.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Yeah, gather jug So as much as he is anti social,
I does like to be around freaks and weirdo. I
love characters being in the mix. Yeah, well, Medice's original game?
How much for that nerd crap?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
You ever once in a while like you? Why didn't
I think of that?

Speaker 12 (01:11:01):
Like?

Speaker 18 (01:11:01):
I'm sure SeaBASS is sitting there kicking himself like Google,
like somebody certainly has done some kind of guessing game about.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
No, it's all.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Here's the text I found seven to one, Good morning.
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I relate hard to your dark humor, Love you man,
menace you messing up words makes my day, and I
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Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
It's genius. Another piece of changing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Greg You're hot. I love you and I want to
drink Franzia while yelling at trashy neighbors with you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Let's make that happen.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Sea Bass The myth the Poon Slayer. You're so smart
and beautiful. I'd grow ovaries just to have them explode
for you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
It's so nice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
That's so nice. Your text very sweet. Over to two
two nine eight seven. We'll get to a Menus's Original game?
How much for that? Nerd crab?

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Next? Hang on the English alphabet? What menace?

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
This could be the easiest question you've ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Super smart is not important to me.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
The trans latter at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
The English alphabet is what you don't retain.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Value in that worry the Woody show.

Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Fels.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
We played that same coming back to show thing about
seven times a day. Yeah, you're here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
We can give that one a rest each time. It's frightening.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
We have. And the thing is we have. I looked
in the system that we have a thousand of those things.
I don't know why I hear the same stupid ones.
All right, Menace original game? How much for that? Nerd crap?
What a great idea for a game?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
How this is?

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Where were you that you were in the company of
all these nerds? Well, I was at the Dallas Convention
Center for a gaming convention called dream Hack, and so
many Woodi Show listeners there by the way. It was
awesome and so many uh different characters and people enjoying
video games. But they also had a bunch of boots
as they do, and they're selling different items, and this

(01:13:04):
was the first one that caught my eye. Okay, so
we're gonna hear from you, sorry, these guys, we're gonna
hear fro and see hear what they're selling. And then
you guys have the guests. How much is that nerd crap?
Because these guys they come with cash.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
Oh yeah, you gotta call their stupid items crap to
their face.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Menace that's me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yeah, having fun? What an interesting wrinkle, a little danger.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
And if you guys get one right, guess what what
I'll buy you breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
One one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
When you say get it right, like to the to
the dollars, to the dollar.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Prices, right, you get a hundred bucks? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
All right, So this is the first item that got
menaces attention. All right, I just walked up on your
tent and I said, smellovision candles.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Can you please tell me a little bit about some
of these candles here?

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
Absolutely, these are smell a vision candles. The idea that
you burn them during the show or movie for four
D experience. So this is our burger the day from
Bibs Burgers is a burger pickling onion smarting while you
watch the show to make it like you're really there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
And that's burger pickling ion. Oh wow, it's potent.

Speaker 15 (01:14:09):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
How much for that nerve crap candle? So this is
the candle here one, So I bought one so you
can smell it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
That's actually a cute idea. This is that's just really good.
This is like branding.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
So it's supposed to spell like burger pickle and onion.

Speaker 7 (01:14:24):
Yeah, that's bobs Burgers of candles.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Damn.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
Yeah, not good, very smart.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
I mean when you put your nose right into it,
seeing it is jarring.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Doesn't smell what it doesn't smell like? I mean it
does popcorn and mustard jargon. Ye oh god, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Like more congestion.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
That's awful.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's like popcorn. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
And for funzies, I actually bought the Grand Theft Auto
one that's supposed to smell like an inn.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
In burnt rubber.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Yeah, burnt rubber hookers.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Okay, it's actually not bad.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
The GTA one yeah, oh I kind of like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (01:15:09):
So, by the way, these aren't branded, so this is
just Burger of the day, but it doesn't say bobs
Burgers anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Yeah. You can't get away with that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Right, Well you could if you want. I don't hate
the GTA one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Yeah it's not bad.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Yeah, Okay. It smells like you just came in, almost
like from a campfire, how your clothes would smell. Yeah,
it's not bad afterwards. All right, So how much for
this this candle? What do you think for a single candle?

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Because they're kind of thirty Yeah, I was thinking thirty
maybe twenty time.

Speaker 18 (01:15:37):
I'm gonna go way lower because they're not they are
not branded. Yeah, the cat back on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Yeah, maybe I'm going to say fifteen fifteen bucks? Uh,
and even twenty Okay, you guys have to agree on
oh we do?

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Oh that's weak.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Well, if you want to win breakfast, or we can
take the breakfast out.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Forget the one person with it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Yeah, forget the breakfast. We'll be here all day trying
to on a price. Yeah, I'll say eighteen eighteen bucks.
All right, let's find out, all right, how much for
that nerd crap candle.

Speaker 12 (01:16:06):
So this one right here is twenty five and they
come equipped with the match book and they strike a
run on the bottle as soon as you open up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
No need for that passk you ider, you can strike
a ride out of the package.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
I think I'll take a breakfast burrito maybe on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Yeah, so you just ow Gina breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
One item alongs with the match book.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
Wow, he's under charging.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I think it's a cool idea though.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
None a bad idea.

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
Yeah, it worked? How many different he needs to get
a brand?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Men, it's original trademark game. How much for that nerd crap?

Speaker 12 (01:16:34):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
The next item? I really enjoyed this one. This is
a blanket. You know, I love collecting blankets. This one
caught my eye, so I'm just going to show it
to you here so you guys can see it now.
It's probably about the size of a queen bed. It's
around and then it's very bright, has bunnies on it,
and that's what makes this nerdy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
It was supposed to be. Is it bunnies going around
the sun? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Is it from a game?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Like is it from I know, it's just original design,
just a random blankets for blanket? How much for this?
I really enjoyed talking to this lady.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
What is it like knitted? Or can I get a
closer look?

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
What's the stitching?

Speaker 12 (01:17:15):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
What do you think, Sammy?

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
It looks like she just bought this.

Speaker 17 (01:17:19):
I mean, like maybe maybe she designed this and then
had it printed on a blanket.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Saying that she made these.

Speaker 17 (01:17:25):
Yes, huh okay, So so she must have just had this,
like she designed it and then had it made.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
It's not okay, I.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Interviewed, you'll get more hands hand made. She actually had
a really good question about like you hear on the
ads now, like when did we start calling things that
are homemade housemaide housemaid?

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
When did that become better than homemade?

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Because maybe homemaid just wasn't like a registering you. All right,
So here's the blanket, lady. What's the name of your
booth in the moon? What do you guys sell here?

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
I mean, we're so happiness.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
That so tell me about this blanket.

Speaker 24 (01:18:05):
The blank give me get is so soft and love
it and I mean it's so cute, so like you
whole love is I make it? I mean, my friend,
my friend obviays as like, what's wrong with your arms?
Like you? Why you colors? He said, like it's hurt
his eyes. It was like it's a thigh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I like it? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
How much is this nerd crap blanket? I have no
idea what this man was saying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I think she said.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
She said that her friend says that her designs hurts
his eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Why is this color is hurts his eyes? Yeah, okay,
I agree. It's it's very ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
It's very.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
It has nothing to do with any kind of gaming
or comic books.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
It looks like a blanket you'd buy at a gas
station in the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Of nowhere, right, she sells happiness this blanket. Yeah, it's
out and under a ten to R outside of the.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Road, right side of a dirt road.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Fifteen dollars? Does it does make me happy?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Real?

Speaker 10 (01:18:56):
Thin?

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Is really kind of like heft to it, like light
half to yes, like a kid's comforter medium.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Twenty bucks, twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Oh, it's going to be way more.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Yeah, this is it's a lot of material. One hundred,
one hundred bucks eighty five Sammy sixty five, sixty five?

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
How much for the blanket?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
How much is this nerd crap blanket?

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
This one is sixty?

Speaker 25 (01:19:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
What about?

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
My question was what makes this worth sixty dollars? Have
you seen it?

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Who would want?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Oh that's not nice? Yeah, very sweet lady?

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Was it left? Did she sell out that day?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
See?

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
If only the person asking the questions could be more ruthless.
You see what I'm saying, Like, if you're to improve
the segment, to lose that yeah, first, like that human.
The next time, I'll make her feel bad about our
This is a new this is a new idea, this segment. Yeah,
we're still trying to figure it out out. The real trick,
menace is to is take your suicidal after trick used

(01:19:54):
to ask those qu kind of questions without letting her
know you're making fun of her. Yeah, you know what,
that's actually another know what? See we're building Okay, yeah,
we're building storm. Yeah, like a horrible person. NERD crap convention?
NERD convention?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
What's gaming? Dream hack?

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Dream hack at the Dallas Convention Center? How much for
that nerd crap? What's the next thing here?

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
The next thing?

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
I would the easiest way to describe it to listeners
kind of like a funko pop.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Okay, maybe yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Just a little daughter squish mellow. No, this pop is
vinyl in uh.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
It's the size of a.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Yeah, about the size of funko pop. Now, a little
insight there. You're not going to hear on this is
these two guys are selling these at this booth, right,
But it was like some hot shake that came up
with them, and she has these guys selling them for yeah, yeah, yeah, smarter,
not harder, right.

Speaker 9 (01:20:55):
Get like big giant googly eyes and they're like little
like pastel colored like chickens.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Let's let's hear more about it. What's the item that we.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Have right here?

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
This is called the Delulu devil, and the artist is
not the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Boo bool okay do Lulu.

Speaker 15 (01:21:11):
This is called the devil, and the artist just created
it for this con The artist come from a lore
of uh, these little devils that are sent to Earth
to create havoc, but they didn't want to, so they
got their arms cut off.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
So that's kind of the lore behind this.

Speaker 15 (01:21:28):
And so they're a little nice creatures that don't want
to create havoc and they got punished for it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
All right, how much is that nerd character?

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
There's somebody I like that word.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Somebody watched like one YouTube video on how to like
sew something together look like something. Well, let's let's create
like a really lazy backstory to it. Yeah again, it's
like it was some hot chick from Instagram. They came
up with this, and it sounds about I had these
guys selling, But why wouldn't she be out there? Because
like how big she's again, size of pop so super sokay.

Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
Just another stupid doll.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
But they're cuter than la booboos though, like they almost
look like.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
A peep, like yeah, yeah, plastic or vinyl or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
How many should I buy you, Greg? Just srey doll?
Twenty eight twenty eight bucks. Well, if she's an Instagram chick,
she probably overvalues herself, you know, refers to herself as
a quote artist.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
She probably throws around the words.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Forty five Yeah, forty five bucks, twenty nine, twenty nine,
twenty five, twenty five thirty bucks. Would you say, Sea Bass?
I'll go twenty eight twenty eight bucks? All right, how
much for this dumb nerd stuff? How much is that
nerd character?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
So the character is twenty five?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Can I pick these up online?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Oh great, Greg can right to your house.

Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
The turkey sausage patty, maybe an orange chick. What color
do you want?

Speaker 18 (01:22:53):
And by the way, don't go to d Lulu Toys
dot com because those are sex toys.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
I got a banana, a penguin.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I worked at a radio station.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
One time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
We had a toll free number, like it was, you know,
instead of eight hundred, it was whatever it was. But
the other version, the eight six six or the eight
seven seven or whatever other toll went to porn.

Speaker 12 (01:23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
So the rest of the phone number was the same,
but when people would miss dial because they did the
wrong prefix or whatever it is, they ended up going
to porn.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
So bye bye.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
By direction of the company's lawyers, for a while, we
had to every time we gave the phone number be
very specific and mention to people that if you miss
dial could accidentally end up being a wrong number to
adult entertainment. Yeah, and it just made people more curious,
like what's the what's the porn number?

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Well met this great original game.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
I mean, always creative.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
I always created the coming up with some new stuff.
And again, if you want these candles that people are
asking about them, it's from the euphoric tree for it, Okay,
for it? Sounds awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Issues.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Yeah, and if you're going to Comic Con this weekend,
have a great time.

Speaker 12 (01:23:58):
Cha.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
I think I'll go, Oh, you know what, Sea Bass
great idea.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
I don't wonderf manass game though.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Yeah, no, you should try it, like, like maybe see
how Sea Bass does you know with.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
His spin on it'd be a cool twist on how.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Much nerd crap? What would you call it? That's gonna
take a while to figure out. Yeah, I think we
just called how much for that nerd crap?

Speaker 12 (01:24:17):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Sea Bass Edition?

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
How much of that nerd stuff cost?

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Yeah, something something along those lines.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Yeah, but I mean how much it would pay for that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Yeah, it's just a blanket.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Ain't nothing but a jan nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Sports Day with the Jeff garci Une.

Speaker 22 (01:24:39):
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Let's start with the Dodgers. They're winning streak was short.
They got beat last night by the Twins, and this
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Speaker 15 (01:24:49):
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Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
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Speaker 22 (01:25:10):
Bullpen Tanner Scott is on the il for a while
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He's gonna get an MRI today. Listen, there's no time
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Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
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Speaker 22 (01:25:32):
The Mets rally to beat the Angels yesterday three to two.
Shannowell the lone bright spot for the Halos. He had
four hits. NBA Lakers introduced Marcus Smart to the media yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
And he said Luka Doncic was the reason he got
to the Lakers.

Speaker 26 (01:25:45):
And I get a call from my agent saying, you know,
Lucas reached out, and I'm like, yeah, whatever, you know,
like I And then another day, same thing, Luca reached
out a game and now it's real. That's kind of
what kind of got the thing's going to for me
to be here, and I'm excited.

Speaker 10 (01:25:59):
To beat you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Great job Luca on the recruiting, and you.

Speaker 22 (01:26:02):
Know who hasn't done a lot of recruiting for the Lakers.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
Lebron James never called DeAndre Ayton, didn't call.

Speaker 22 (01:26:07):
Marcus smart for someone who sent a passive aggressive message
through his agents saying the Lakers need to be contenders.
What have you done, Bro, besides go to bad Bunny
concerts in Puerto Rico and party on yacht.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Sounds like Lebron's got one foot out the door.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
Man, I'm Jeff G. And that's so Cal Sports. That's Lebron.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
Hey shout out to Jeff G. Thank you very much,
Jeff G.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Well we got the text. You're texts coming over to
two two nine eight seven uh seven, texting over genuine
concern with these Menace Original Games concern? Is this a
rebranding as Sea Bass nears his retirement?

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
Oh people won't notice like that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Yeah, I forget. Uh what was the first one that
was the Menice Original Game? I mean it's just it's
very much like do you I It's just it's cound becoming.
I know, I'm not a big fan of inside jokes either.
It's just become like this inside joke.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Of Yeah, it's just because I have to be at
events like Sea Bass and I have a mic, and
I was like, well, I might as well record.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Something as well, my own thing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Yeah, the original and influenced Sea Bass. Well, Sea Bass
has talked about what what is it called? What what's
the what's the term early retirement something?

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
I f iri financial independence retire.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Early, financial independence retire early. Yeah, he's he's brought that
up before. It always sounds very appealing.

Speaker 18 (01:27:35):
Well, because the process it's super easy. The problem is
people we are like fish the goldfish. We instead of
staying at our meetings every time we get it. You know,
as you move on in your career, just keep getting
bigger houses, bigger cars, more, spend.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
More money on stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:27:49):
Do you buy stupid blankets and conventions and flamethrower that's
cyber trucks'ment? Yeah, So when it's so, but if you
like live it below your means, you can. You don't
have to stay working till you're sixty five.

Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
Yeah, I definitely want to reverse. You know, like you've
been sold on this American Yeah, you've been sold on
this American dream to buy houses all the stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
I'm like, I don't need any of this crap.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
I enjoyed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
I enjoyed. I had more fun living in my studio
apartment than I do owning a home.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Why not own the studio apartment then, Like, maybe you
don't need all that space, but own the studio apartment
as opposed to renting, because I do. I do agree
with if you can own, you should, absolutely, if you
can do it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
There's a lot of like financial people thinking that nowadays,
thinking that's kind of done.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
I don't know those people. Yeah, of the financial people
that I follow, I don't know any of those people.
Because you always need a place to live, Like as
long as you're on earth, you will need a place
to live. So it's never a bad idea to own
something because otherwise that is money that you're paying in
rent every month that you could at the very least
be investing in something.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
That will then be made.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
They feel like you can do better investments for return
on investment.

Speaker 18 (01:29:00):
Yeah, it's not never a good idea because again, you
don't make that money owning a home immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
It takes years in you No, not not even that.
But I'm saying, like where you're not losing money living
in a place that you own over a course of
like if you sold it within a year, of course.
But I'm saying, just if the average person, if you
buy a house and you're paying that monthly mortgage by
the time that you go to sell it, not even
thirty years. That's not how long people stay in houses.
The idea is that you would have paid any money

(01:29:27):
for that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
You're going to live there anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
Yeah, because you will get the money and then some
because the house hopefully will have gone up. That's not
the return on the money. The return on the money
is you're not just like this money's out the window
and completely gone. You could take that money and invest it.
But then the money that you're paying, you're basically paying
yourself with the mortgage because.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
You're living in your retirement.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Well that means to a certain degree, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
If you're gonna liquidate it though.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Yeah, to a certain degree. But again, you will still
need a place to live in your retirement, So living
in your retirement also not necessary a great idea unless
you're planning and going somewhere super cheap and then liquidating
that house and going into something and not doing Yeah,
change now, I don't know the answer. There is a
there is a woman that I was reading about in

(01:30:13):
Australia who left her job and her expensive living situation
and she moved into her aunt's retirement village a year ago.

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
Hell yeah, she's thirty eight. I love this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I don't think you could do that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
I thought there was like a minimum age she moved
in with her.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
I know communities are hardcore about that. And this buddy
of mine who's a DJ, he was walking around the
neighborhood and they like stopped him and say, what are
you even doing here?

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Because of visiting all the time my parents, they moved
My parents moved into like one of those fifty five
plus communities, And I know for sure they check and
they even have rules about how long family members can
stay with you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Yeah, damn if.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
It's any if it's any more than I think than
a month, you're not allowed to do it. Like if
somebody reports you, I don't know what happens. I mean,
what do you go to like fifty five plus retirement
community jail?

Speaker 12 (01:31:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
I think they probably put a lean on your house.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
You gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
But this woman it costs about three hundred and twenty
five dollars per month compared to the eighteen hundred dollars
to just over three thousand per month for a similar
apartment in the area. She sees the retirement village as
her permanent home. She said she appreciates the slower pace,
the genuine connections with her neighbors, and so now her
days include chair yoga, morning walks, bingo, cycling, baking, freelance riding,

(01:31:32):
and relaxed porch conversation. I cannot wait, Like at thirty eight,
that's way too young.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
That's depressed.

Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
Yeah, contractors like how much shoe houses really cost? Because
the community, Because the community where I bought a home,
the next community over there is a retirement community, right,
same houses, half the price, well like their housed income, Like,
how does that work? How does I don't I don't know.

(01:32:04):
I don't know how that mean builder. I don't know
if it's the same builder, but the same size, same size,
same society.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
That community over there, they have a restaurant at it.

Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
Oh hell yeah, I have a family member who builds
that kind of stuff. And they're like and we're going
to have, you know, same thing and a retirement, So
I think that is subsidized.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
But my thing is, like, what is the true cost
of building a home from the ground up?

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
A lot cheaper than buying an existing house? Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Probably a third of whatever the materials cost. A third
of whatever the labor costs. Right, they say, like materials
times three is what you're gonna end up paying for labor, right, labors?
So whatever materials are more than the materials and then
the labor costs on top of that would be two
to three times whatever the materials cost. Oh damn, I
don't know, man, but figure out. It was like, how

(01:32:52):
can I, you know, put some makeup on and buy
these houses?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
And retiring early?

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
One of these one of these days I will.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
Snap and I'll go, you know what, enough goodbye?

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Yeah, I would. I will have had enough and that
will just be that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Where's Woody today?

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
What he just decided that he is going to retire?

Speaker 12 (01:33:09):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Yeah, he's done. That's that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
That's how that's the dream.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Yep, exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Where's what he?

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Oh, he just decided to retire. Chilling R eight seven
seven set us a text over to two two nine
eight seven more. What he shows next an entire arm
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
You disgusted me?

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
No, Woody show me right back?

Speaker 16 (01:33:38):
Wood he would he money, Whey Mony, Whney money Whenny
money Woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is a Wednesday morning.
It's justly of twenty third Greg today is national vanilla
ice cream dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
See now, that's the best in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Only if you put stuff on it. No, because it's versatile.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
It's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
It is versable. But he usually a vehicle or a
part of something else.

Speaker 19 (01:34:03):
Just you know.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
But if you get a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Not that I won't eat it, but like good vanilla
ice cream in the middle of an ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Like milkshake. I'll take vanilla over chocolate any day.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (01:34:13):
I've been having issues at the ice cream shop lately
because I will get vanilla and then I'll ask for Reese's.
But then they put Reese's pieces inside peanut butter cup.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Does just freeze?

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Yeah, why would you put that in a milk like
putting pebbles? Yeah, hurts my feelings. While speaking of reason,
it's a peanut butter and chocolate day. It's international YadA YadA,
YadA day, hot enough for you to day. No, today
it's national gorgeous Grandma Day. I used to work with
a guy who every time he had a new girlfriend,

(01:34:47):
it was older than the last girlfriend. I mean like
he was in the seniors, but he was. He was
dating these chicks who are at least I don't know,
sixty battle yeah maddle.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
Considering how old.

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
He he was, he was nowhere near sixty.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
It was that guy named Jake, right, was it Jake?

Speaker 21 (01:35:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Yeah, it was Jake. That's right. And I remember one
time we were all at a bar and he had
his girlfriend with him, and I almost almost asked her,
how long are you in town for? I think it
was his mom, thinking it was his mom visiting. Hey, everybody,
everybody's saying something different. Man was Yeah, she was mad old.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
I don't know if he's still in the older chicks
or not, but yeah, Greg almost put his foot right
in his how long you in town for? I've got
the birthdays, the porn of birthday, Hey, Guilf. I'm sure
there's some really good Guilf porn out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
There, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
This was a good Gilf was coming up Hey, before
we get to the entertainment stuff. I saw it because
there was a Hulu show. They're going to do this
virgin reality dating show. Okay, kind of like Bachelor, Bachelorette,
Love Island kind of stuff, but this one's called Are
You My First? And they say they're getting the hottest

(01:35:57):
group of virgins ever assembled. They could be liars, will
search for intimacy, love and maybe they're first. I don't
trust it. I don't either.

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
He's usually people at a thirsty to be on reality television. Yeah,
or whores.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
It's gonna start streaming on Hulu mid August. There was
also a story this Italian prince who was doing an
interview talking about how he hired a prostitute to teach
him how to have sex because he was too nervous
to do it with his first girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
I believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
But if you're the girlfriend and you found out that
he hired a prostitute to learn how to have sex,
I have good news and bad news.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Yeah they are really good at it, but you don't
want to know why.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
How would you feel about that? I'm still a prince.

Speaker 7 (01:36:41):
Yeah, yeah, I think it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Would be kind of exciting, Like, hey, what'd you learn?

Speaker 17 (01:36:45):
Yeah, well she obviously didn't know that much either. It's like,
can we learn together because I don't know anything either.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Well he's fifty two years old now. Oh, but said that, Yes,
he had a girlfriend, wanted to quote, make love to her,
but didn't know how to and didn't want to look
and perform like an idiot, so we hired the hooker.
He says. When he did that quote, it became clear
to me very quickly what to do. I'm sure you
know that wasn't the only thing that came very quickly.
I'm you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
But yeah, that that Hulu Virgin show, which I'm with Menace.
I don't necessarily think it'll be Virgins, but that'll be
out in August, So coming out next month, Menas. What
el sappened in the world of entertainment, Well.

Speaker 8 (01:37:26):
We're all excited that Happy gilmour Too is coming out
this Friday on Netflix. But Adam Sandler actually had to
rewrite the entire movie because the initial script actually had
Chubbs being.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Like one of the main Weathers.

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
Yeah, Carl Weathers. You might know him as Apollo and
Rocky as well. So after he died last year, he
actually had to rewrite the entire script. Yeah, so how
mad would you be? Like, man, I wrote this whole thing.
Thanks a lot, Like dude, you died on me week.
Yeah that sucks. Thanks for creating extra work. Now you
know this singer see yeah, right, Well he has a

(01:38:01):
bunch of songs like Bulletproof and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Chandelier, Chandelier. She's forty nine and she has a new
boyfriend who is actually a reality star from Australia. Houses side.
He's twenty eight years old, so get yours.

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Wow, Yeah, he's from a I guess some Netflix show
that was really really popular called Too Hot to Handle,
and you said it was the winner.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Sia is forty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
She's forty nine yeaow I would have.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
Thought she was in her twenties, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
How can you tell she's always cover Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
You can't, But that's why I thought in twenties.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Which is maybe part of the reason.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Yeah, Maybe they don't know much about her.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Maybe she's making her out like that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
I saw something about how she likes the idea she's
able to be famous and well known but still be
able to go to the grocery.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
Store and which is pretty smart.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
I mean usually when people have a shtick like that
where they don't show their face or you know, what's
what's the other chick? Now, God, she's really popular right now,
not Roman, what's her name, chapel Rone. Yeah, so I
saw an old video where she's doing like some show.
It's some New York City kind of like our club
coffeehouse kind of thing. Totally normal looking chick. Yeah, super

(01:39:10):
but like super talented, you know what I mean. It
was just pure talent. And I always feel like you
lose able something when you get that stick. The Lady
Gaga thing, she's super talented. Mom is super talented. People
don't always get a chance until they Yeah, but then
you got to have this like half joker clown makeup
that Chepa Roon's got going on. You got to adopt
this this weird personality. See it kind of the same thing.

(01:39:31):
Other person super talented.

Speaker 8 (01:39:33):
But yeah, there's a lot of artists like that. Unfortunately
I'm super talented, but they have to have a stick
to get reconnodiced.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
John Stewart actually had a little comment about his company,
Paramount that he works for, that owns the Late Show,
and he talked about how you know they canceled it,
and he said, look, I get it from a financial standpoint,
because your company is worth eight billion dollars, but don't
forget how you made that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Eight billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
So I mean I get it because you do get
these companies that are worth billions of dollars off of
talent like that, and that's how they make their money.
And then they're like, okay, we have the nickel and
dime everything and it just waters down the quality. But again,
the Late Show was costing them so much money. So
it is a business. So I do see both sides.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
I mean I look at the radio side of things,
and they look at you know, how many people are
working at each station, and that's to have something going
twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. You
look at the credits for a twenty minute, like, if
you take the commercials out of it, twenty minutes worth
of actual content, and how many people are working on
that twenty minute a week? It's once a week for

(01:40:46):
twenty minutes, and how many people are full time employees?

Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
That's true. You see these.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
YouTubers who are making millions of dollars who have a
staff of maybe five people, right yeaheah, So then you
know I could see where they look at that stuff
and they.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Go, well wait a minute, right, like, oh, this guy
over here, his full time salary goes to him walking
a script from like the production room to the talent
and that's basically their whole job. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Now that may not be a full that may not
be a full time job. Still there are people on
the payroll who are getting paid for all these little things.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
Yeah, speaking of billionaires, and well, speaking of billions and YouTubers,
have you guys heard of Miss Rachel a year? Arouw
Miss Rachel all the time when it comes to kids.
She's basically a YouTuber who teaches kids different things. She
got picked up by Netflix, and a lot of blogs
are picking up social media screenshots of her Twitter and

(01:41:37):
saying you go Rachel. Because there was a screenshot saying hey,
I hope you're making billions and the response tweet was no,
one needs to be a billionaire, right, Well check this out.
Miss Rachel doesn't even have a Twitter. Oh so people
are taking these fake tweets from Miss Rachel and saying,

(01:41:58):
so I went to the twit her account and it
looks legit like it would be Miss Rachel's account, but
it's not Miss Rachel. It has the verified blue check mark. Ye,
anybody can buy that now. Yeah, and has all her
graphics everything. I don't even know how this is able
to exist. So they're taking all these screenshots of things

(01:42:18):
that she doesn't say about, like Palestine and things like that.
So if you're looking at any entertainment website that are
saying that they have Miss Rachel tweets, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
Not real, not real, not real. Although I do love
when you get those fake parody accounts of certain celebrities
and so people are just putting words in their mouth,
but it's clearly a parody. Yeah, this one does not
look like at all. Yeah, those are fun, like some
of those are really fun, like like evil Tom Hanks. Right,

(01:42:48):
I'm saying it's obvious things are like so out of character.
So before you get, you know, upset by Miss Rachel's tweets,
she does not have Twitter. I was today years old
when I heard of Miss Rachel.

Speaker 9 (01:42:59):
Really, you're not the demographic likewise, little kid Julianne, he
used to work for the show.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
You know, she has nine hundred kids. Dude, she talks
not stop about mister. These are like for real little kids. Yeah, toddlers,
but apparently she's massive now. She got picked up by
my kids. It was all about Elmo's World. The pig, yeah,
it was was really big. And then uh, Sophia the

(01:43:25):
first little.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
Kind of princess, Daniel Tiger.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
There was Daniel Tiger there for a minute kind of
but yeah, that never really stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
Of everything you just said. I've only heard of Pepa
the pig.

Speaker 25 (01:43:36):
Peppa pigmy pig pig. Apparently it's Peppa Pig. It's not
the pig. This Rachel killing it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Thank you very much, menace problem. It's time for your birthday,
Senor Porno.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Say, we're gonna is shibofday.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
We're gonna sit beag like is shubirthday. And you know
we don't do what birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Daniel Ratcliffe.
Harry Potter himself Pada is thirty six years old today.

Speaker 15 (01:44:17):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:44:17):
Woody Harrelson, the namesake of me this show, sixty four
years old. He was in a movie called money Train
back in the day and it's a stupid program director
that I was hoping to work for, said you gotta
go on the air, and you can't be Jeff Pig
a different name. And the trailer for money Train came
up and said Wesley for Wesley Snipes, Woody for Woody Harrelson.
He goes, how about Woody? And here we are thirty

(01:44:40):
plus years later, Yeah, Woody Harrelson's sixty four. NBA Hall
of Famer Gary Payton is fifty seven. Today, Michelle Williams
from Destiny's Child is forty five. Actress Charisma Carpenter from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel is fifty four. And
your poorn old birthday today is Lily Phillips and Today's
birthday Girl. She's only been in the business less than

(01:45:01):
two years and is already well known for putting her
legs up for one and thirteen dudes in twelve hours,
and she's kept them up and spread wide and forty
nine other adult films, including twenty five Student Gang Bang.
She was in Shower Wall Dildo Bang, also First an
Old Dildo Ride Volume one.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
You always remember that one.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
Oh yeah, Rough Sex on a Pool Table. She was in, Oh,
Harry Potter Masturbation Volume one. Also Nerdy Nimpho gets her
defix and who could forget her unforgettable role in twelve
inch double ended Dildo Masturbation. That is Lily Phillips, who's
twenty four years old today a Metroporto birthday, your celebrity birthdays,

(01:45:47):
and that is a Wednesday Morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on The Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (01:45:53):
Is sensitivity training for a politically correct.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
World mity show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
I don't care about your feelings.

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on the podcast and back again tomorrow for another one.
You know, it's Shark week on Discovery. It's Nark Week
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want you to take a look at the baby. It's
pinned to the top of our Instagram profile. One of
our listeners, his name is Art. He sends a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
Of his baby boy.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
Wants to know should they be showing around these pictures.
He's biased, he thinks the kid's really cute. Of course,
you know, what do you think? And we'll have judgment
day tomorrow for Judge my Baby. See the pictures right
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Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
Anything you got for us.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Between now and tomorrow morning, you can leave on the
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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 5 (01:47:33):
Yeah, nobody is living a better life. Than the dog
of a couple who decided not to have kids.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
True nobody, because somehow it's the derangement syndrome of thinking
that it's an actual baby.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
It is. I say that it's a human.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
They treated like it's a huge legally outfits for it.
I remember my my breeder sister, before they had kids,
they practiced with the dog, which is, by the way,
in no way, shape or form anything, it's the same.
It's not comparable. But when we would go over to
our place, you'd be like Oscars sleeping. He's taking it,
he's taking a nap, she's protecting off with all that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:12):
It's like, please, it's the same. It is not the same.
But thank you very much, Greg Gory, You're welcome with you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
Thank you so much for giving the One Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have yourself
a great day. S M D double M. I quit
this bitch.