FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 28th 2025

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Sebas Victims Statements, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion? Is it lies the Woody Shows. The Woody
Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It's Monday. It's beginning of a
brand new week. It is July the twenty eighth, twenty
twenty five. Good morning, welcome to we are The Woody Show. Boddy,
that's Greg Gory. Hoy, Greg HOI minutes Hi. There's Gina.
Greg Sea Bass is here like hoy. We have Sammy

(01:07):
Morgan is our associate producer, Von our video producer. There
is Bort and Menji holding things down the Woody Show
production department. We'd sort of see them through the glass.
He keeps it so dark in there, Yeah, barely. It's
almost like privacy clouds even though it's not. But yeah,
they could nute out and we wouldn't even I bet
you they do. They probably. I think they are right now.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What you

(01:29):
can says text over to two to nine eight seven.
I hope you had a great weekend. I know Greg
had some alone time. I did. It was glorious. I mean,
like when we say like alone time, we mean like
like even without the dog, dog wasn't even there.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That was for one night, and it's so weird. I'm
always looking for and then oh it's time to feet.
Oh wait, not here, Yeah she needs to go, oh wait.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
No here it is. It is weird. Yeah, it feels
weird when the when when the dog's not in the house,
Like there's that one day a week we send the
dog over to like the lady who watches her when
we're out of town. It's the one day because otherwise
she just lays around the house like a loaf like
her father. Like home, that's all I do. I like
to lay around. I wish my dog did that. But
like when she goes over there, she burns through so

(02:12):
much energy because there's other dogs over there and she's
playing with other dogs and everything else. And so we
send her over there one day a week for like
a playdate, so kind of thing. And it's weird when
I come home and she's not there. It's so strange.
And then my wife and kids they're gonna be going
to see my in laws, and so I'll have like
a handful of days ro I'm home alone with dream
but with no dog. Same thing of the early hours

(02:34):
and no one's home for such a big long stretch.
We send her over there nice for those couple of days.
So it's weird, but I do enjoy I do enjoy
the break from everybody. Yeah, it's a little recent. I
need that. Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, medicine. You have it
all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I do.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
I do have it all the time. I mean, I'm like, ah,
she should just go outside.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Because I'm saying, like, your your wife is like in
one house. You're in a different house during the week, right, yeah, mostly, yeah, yeah,
so you guys see each other. That's the perfect relationship
because everybody's busy during the week and then there you
don't feel like weird about the week.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
You're not like with our schedule events really like who
cares last week?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Just kind of the way that everything worked out. I
think I was telling Gena because Gene asked me a
question like, oh does Jen blah blah Blah'm like, you
know what, I haven't spoken the gen all week you went,
and it was just because of the schedule. What's what's
the uh that that phrase like two ships passing? Yeah,
it really was kind of like that, like where I'd
be getting home. She'd just be leaving because she had

(03:34):
to go pick up one of the kids and one
of the summer things that they're involved in. I go, okay, well,
I'm gonna be here from out another twenty minutes and
then I'm going to go do whatever it is that
I had to go do. And so if maybe we
saw each other for like maybe ten minutes, yeah, no,
ten minutes per day each day was like very very much, uh,

(03:55):
very very much alone to dinner together. I think maybe
maybe one bit it was kind of quick because she
had to like leave to go pick up one of
the kids. Oh man, yeah, so she can't wait for
school to be back in. Oh, it's the best and
get back in like the into the regular routine. Yes,
we got the entertainment stuff' got the birthdays. We've got
the porn on birthday coming up a little bit later
on here on the Woodie Show Trending news headlines, we

(04:18):
will get into that. I know that Greg had to
let me ask you question.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, it's a boring topic, but does your auto insurance
company really matter? Does it matter what company you have?
Because I'm thinking about switching cause mine is so crazy
expensive now, and I thought you see these discount ones
advertised on TV whatever, like.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Nineteen bucks a month? Does it? Matt? Who cares?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
As long as you have insurance matter, have you ever
had a claim? I think maybe once in my entire life.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Are you falling for those social media posts you don't
really need car?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, I'm falling for the bill I just got from
my insurance, Like, what the hell is going on with
this thing? They have awesome customer service. They make things
easy if you need to switch or add a car
or take one off whatever. But how often do I
call them? Once every two years?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, but isn't it done by My insurance person told
me it was done by zip code, So it's like,
you're only really going to get this one price if
you live in this one era, which I really didn't realize.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
I've called around before, and then I just end up
sticking with who I've been with forever because it really
all is the same. It just depends on what you're
choosing as your options for insurance.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
See, from what I understand, there's a friend of mine
who owns I'm not going to mention the company, but
he owns an insurance agency with one of the big
companies okay, and he says it absolutely does matter. And
the reason is is the claims process, because a lot
of times you don't need them, You're right, yeah, but
when you need them, go online and look into how

(05:47):
claims are processed, how people's experience of when they do
have a claim, how easy it is a lot of
times like they'll fight their own customers.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, Like, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm not the one responsible for this car accident. I
wasn't a fault years ago, but yet your own insurance
company is fighting you.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I got a call and I was like, wait a minute,
is this my insurance company or the probason I got the.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I avoid like the Shaquille O'Neil one and the Geico one, don't.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I don't know enough about any of those. I've had
the same insurance company for a long time. I've I've
had All State for forever now knock on what. I
haven't had any claims. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know.
Maybe maybe All States terrible. I've heard really good things
about Triple A. Actually, I was trying to ask. Yeah, now,
I just know, like when I've used Triple A for

(06:37):
I don't have insurance for them, but when I needed them.
For remember when I locked the keys in that rental
car ye out of town on that one too, and
then I ended up with like flat tires or you know,
needed to have the car towed to the dealership from
where it was from the flat like. They've been super responsive,
and I found the customer service to be really good.
So I would imagine and I would think that that

(06:57):
would carry over into yeah, into the.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Insurance home insurance, I have all stay and then for
car Geico?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, and have you ever made a claim with Gico? No?
So I mean shop it, see see what it is,
and then go online. You can find there's plenty of
sites that will write that will give you an accurate,
accurate representation of what the reviews and what people's experiences
ever really been. Mercury's always done right by me, really, Mercury.
I've had them for years. No, wait, that's not Oh yeah,

(07:26):
the General shack right. Wait, wasn't your.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Dad in the military. Can't you get insurance to him?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I have, That's what I have us a A. Oh,
but that's what Gronk wants, but he can't get in
because he doesn't have any military faces.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
But it's it's great but it's expensive. AF is it
really really? I thought it was supposed to be cheaper.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's what I thought too. I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Well, I'll be curious when you shop around to see
if they basically all end up being what's.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
The name of the company. Let's put it out and
see what the what the listeners say the company that
you're thinking about.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Well, I have US A A, and I was just
thinking about maybe I don't know, what's the one that's
cheap that the general or one of these pokey TV ones.
I thought, I thought you saw one in particular and
you're considering it.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
But I see my financial advisor. Yeah, it looks for
the best deal all the time.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, you can always go to uh, you don't have
to go to any one particular company. You can go
to those people that broke her out, so they they
put it out to all the different companies, and then
they can kind of help you sort and sift and
find out which one, you know, meet your knees and
is also the best deal, because there's plenty of those,
like those places paying insurance bills. I've used it. I

(08:43):
literally used it one time.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
I saw one next to like the phone store, and
a strip mall.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Would that be a good one. Yeah, lady with an
insurance company. Great.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
The key is just don't look at the bills, just
pay them.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Autopay.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
You don't see it, Yeah, you don't see like the
taxes to be like micromanaging on you know, yeah, like
you gotta help pay it.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
So is it just it's just the USA is just auto,
auto and home. Okay, So you get a bundle deal
on top of that, yeah, and a good driver discount
and all this. I mean the home I can tell
you right now, the home insurance is what's killing it.
It used to be so cheap, that's what the home.
Home insurance is what's killing god. It used to be
like less than a grand a year, less than a grand.

(09:27):
I used to do with that, what yeah what? Not
long ago? My grandma tells stories about going for a
nickel from an ice not long ago. It was so cheap.
What coverage everything I had to paint, that's a great coverage.
That's insane. Yeah. Now it's like I don't have gone
up by five times, maybe five times, dude. My homeowners
insurance is nineteen thousand dollars a year. Nineteen thousand dollars

(09:53):
for the homeowners insurance. Oh yeah, and I forget the deductible.
Is the deductible is like three hundred thousand or something
like that. Oh yeah, mine's two hundred or so in
case the whole thing, Yeah, comes grumbling down. Yeah, at
least that's not earthquake. That's not It's like, you know,
it doesn't even cover that. I have to have a
separate policy for earthquake stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
And Jesus, my dad told me not to get an
earthquake insurance. He said, look, if you're insured or not,
if there's an earthquake in your house gets destroyed, either way,
you are ft. That's not necessarily true, and that the
deductible is so damn high rebuilding a house.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Now, the deductible on the earthquake insurance is about one
hundred and eighty thousand dollars, and then to rebuild your
house is going to be way more than one hundred
and eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Actually, no people who made a bank during a huge
earthquake from having multiple houses that were insured and they
got so much money.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Hockey. Fortunately it's not about idea, because otherwise, if there
is an earthquake and your house. You better hope there's
a fire because what he said, because it won't be
covering you said, I if your house is destroying your earthquake,
quickly burn it anyway. Eight seven seven forty four. What
he is the phone number if you want to call
and be part of things this morning. How about Greg? Like,

(11:04):
what insurance company do you have?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's hell of boring, but I'm curious because cheap o
places are worth it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
That's more the question, because the thing I can guarantee
Greg's getting killed on is the homeowners insurance. The auto
is not not going to be the biggest problem here
telling it the other way around. I'll bring in my bill.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
But don't even get started on pen insurance. When you
have an older dog. Mine just raised. Guess how much
it is for both dogs, for both dogs?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
And this is through healthy bods.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
You've been talking about them forever a decade, Okay, per year,
a month, a month, bucks three hundred one dollar?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
How much? Eight? Yeah? But it's die. I say, let
them die. They've had a great run. Good run, guys.
Bill hundred bucks a month bill. The bill I had.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
In December for one of my dogs was forty thousand
dollars and it covered that.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Damn. Oh yeah, you've paid forty thousand dollars in premiums
eight hundred bucks a month. You frontloaded it. Holy crap.
It's yeah time, guys. Sorry, sorry, kids, literal kids don't
cost that much. That's right, all right? More what he
shows next? Hang up?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
So what do you do? What's up? Everybody?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's menace? This Friday, August first, four to seven pm,
West Covina, California, hang out with me at Norms. I
got a bunch of giveaways. First seventy five people get
free food. I'm giving away breakfast for a year, gift cards,
theme park tickets, concert tickets, and more. Again this Friday,
August first, four to seven pm and West Covina at Norms.
In the meantime, keeping enjoying The Woods Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.
Monday Morning. It's July the twenty eighth, twenty twenty five.
Fuddy Greg minutes, Jinny Brown Sea Bass is here. I
got Sammy more. He's sticking to calls eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie text us over to two two nine
eighty seven with whatever you got, you know, we had.

(13:13):
It's a big story where they finally sentenced that guy
who killed all those Idaho college students. I keep want
to call himself Brian, right, yeah, Brian, whatever his name is. Anyway, Uh,
people are talking a lot about the victim statements about how,
you know, not a big deal, but he's going to
get a big d when he's in prison and things

(13:34):
like that. It's the victim statement's got a lot of uh,
got a lot of attention, and it's it's really it's
just therapeutic for the victims to have that opportunity. And
now he had nothing to say, Like, he didn't say anything.
He just stared blankly, right. And then I saw they
moved him to his new permanent home and they had
like a little kind of like a tour of that

(13:56):
and what his life is like. And wow, dude, I
don't know why you would want to opt out the
death penalty. Yeah, they should have showed them the tour
thing that I saw beforehand, and then they pick yeah,
and then they picked so they So I don't know, Brian,
what do you think, man, death penalty or would you
rather spend the rest of your life in this? And

(14:16):
if he says this, then you go for the death penalty.
And if he says death penalty, then you go for
psychological warfare, right for life sentences. What is the point? Yeah,
and you're so young. Now, someone who's done a lot
of victimizing around here is Sea Bass, and so we're
giving equivalent. Yeah, and legally no, it's not equivalent, it's comparable. Yeah,

(14:40):
but you know, it's opportunity for Sammy and for Bort
and for Greg to issue their victim statements. So what
I don't know, but I guess we'll find out. Oh,
I don't know. I'm interested. We mentioned this last week.
It was interesting, Gene, and I noticed that you said,
you know, Greg and Bord, something about like how what

(15:02):
could possibly be the problem? Mentioned that several times it's
a one way street from the Yeah, you never mentioned
anything about Sammy, who has probably gotten the most. I
would say, uh, yeah, friendly undeserved.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Yeah, what she's gotten. That's what it's called tease, because
I'm curious to see what this could even be.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I love how I love how it's suddenly like who
me right? Well, I mean also like uh, we've always
we've we said, since this guy hit the news, like
this is this is Sea Bass's doppelganger. Legal twins also
don't see that.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
But again you don't say that.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
You even admitted at one point you slightly curly hair.
I have fine silken string. It's not the hair, hair,
it's not the hair, it's the face. It's the actual
legal face. Yeah, you guys could be legal brothers, totally legally.
So we'll see. We'll have the Sea Bass victim statements

(16:02):
coming up, and then weekend cheers and cheers. You know,
let's start with Sea Bass. How was your weekend? Fantastic?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
And may I say my cheers goes out to I
think this is a two time Cheers winner for me.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Elon Musk. You've probably seen.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
The headlines about the new Tesla Diner and how Menez
it involves actual robots serving and they're not taking your
food out to your car yet, but they are serving
you things like popcorn inside you can order food from
your car and such. And I actually paid a visit
to the Tesla Diner where Elon is making money hand
over fist. He's got to be, because the liner was
around the block, just on foot, people wanting to walk

(16:38):
in and see.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, now it's going to be a problem.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
And I guarantee you will see this headline if you
haven't already. The neighbors are going to be pissed. And
it's going to be because it's Elon and it's test
Let's got to make headlines.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Of course, because traffic.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Yes, not only was there because there's all kinds of
chargers at this place, but even with that, the line
was around the block to charge people and their Testlas
just wanted to get in there and experience the greatness
of the Tesla Diner. And for folks who don't know,
this is on a sunset in Hollywood, and that's not
that you know that that part is all you know,
businesses and hotels.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
And oh yeah, ample parking.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yeah, here's the thing. All those side streets are residential. Yeah,
and I drove down one and it was a block
and a half of Tesla's lined up. And that's street parking.
So if you're if you live there and then you
want to get out of your driveway or you're parked
on the street, Yeah, that's problem.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
I think I was very curious on why that location
because my headline that I think that I'm gonna read
one day is burnt to the ground because and next
with me, the next major protest, like that thing.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Is gonna be destroyed. Well, it's open.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
They have three twenty four seven three sixty five security
for that reason. But yeah, you get a mob of
these angry communists and what are you gonna do, you know,
with molotov.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Cocktails and such.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
But also it's not exactly it's not convenient to any
kind of highway, you know. No, But I guess that's
the point is the Tesla Diner could pop up anywhere.
They could be neighborhood juke joints or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Is it true that there's a huge movie screen that's
in front of the balcony.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
While you're charging, which might take half hour plus or more.
They they'll play movies for you, giant movie screens. Uh
and and may I say, elon, I noticed, I know
you've got homemade movies there.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I am willing to produce at cart narks there.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
You want to subsidize a couple of mill and we'll
get it done. But it's very pogetive. It's super popular
people that all this. Oh I know what he's buying
Tesla's well not from what I saw, the love was
immense and We all love you, Elan, and you're doing
great things.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Cheers.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
You either on board or you're off board. So if
you're continuing to drive around the tesla, but you have
to put the sticker on it, and you bought this
before you ackcad or whatever time, just sell it. Yeah,
if you feel that strongly, just sell it. How about
it's a car and it's not a political statement. How
about that? Yeah? What about the was that a cheer
or jeer? Cheer with a caveat that? Be aware? All right,

(19:00):
But I'm gonna give cheers to productivity again. Man, got
some stuff done around the house this weekend that I've
been meaning to do for such a long time. We
were so on top of stuff and organized, went through
all old files, got rid of all old documents, got
rid of at least twelve years worth of tax returns.
So did you shred them all? I did? I shredded everything.

(19:23):
We jumped, jumped a bunch of stuff off at the
at the donation spot, like clothing and all kind of
just got so organized so that felt really good. Condos. Also,
cheers to friends. We went out with some friends. We
were out till like one thirty in the morning. Yeah,
drinking Hull tequila. Nice and also cheers to the company Astronomer,
who had a really great marketing idea with Greyneth Paltrow

(19:45):
doing them. Did you did you watch the video?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I didn't watch it, but I was just thinking immediately,
like how much did they pay or to turn that around?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
So that's gotta six figures? Yeah, I mean money. It was.
It was great because like, well, we're gonna answer some
of your questions. Yeah, it was her voice, and I'm
not I'm not a huge I don't dislike Gwyneth Paltrow.
I don't understand the hype on her, like why she's
as big as she is, right, Like why people seem to, like,
you know, fall all over her. She seems cool enough,

(20:15):
and she definitely was perfect for this thing, and you know,
tied in because she used to be with Chris Martin
and anyway. Yeah, so they're like, oh, well, let's answer
some questions that the people have, and it's like, oh
my god, what the I'm glad you asked and she
goes into something about Astronomer as a business like completely
just like how the corporate deflection. It was perfect. It
was really well done. It was a great idea. They

(20:36):
turned it around in record time. It's amazing that companies
can still do that, because I'm dealing with a bunch
of stuff where it's like hurry up and wait and
then you know all the bureaucratic crap that you know, like,
you can't you can't move with any kind of quickness
or efficiency.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
Necessary types of companies can do that. We don't do
that around here, that's for sure, by a bunch of morons.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
My jeer goes to this process and it's not the
doctor I guess, I mean, I guess it kind of is.
He's really good. The guy that did the colonoscopy. Okay, okay,
because you get the kolonoscopy and they tell you, all right, well,
you know, we did a biopsy, we had one poll
up and removed that. Everything looks to be fine. But
you're gonna call in one week and you're gonna get
your results of the biopsy. And okay, cool, you call

(21:19):
this number they gave you, like the information on the
way out. Cool. So in my you know stuff, on Friday,
it's been a week, I call and I go, Hi, Yes,
I'm calling to get the results of a biopsy. Yes,
can get you day to birth, your name, the whole thing. Okay,
oh uh okay, so uh doctor whatever is gonna be
giving you a call back to discuss the results, like
dot do that to people. And I was so well

(21:42):
ahead on things. On Friday, I moved my flight lesson
up a little bit earlier. I was getting home. I
was gonna have a nice chunk of time to get
a nice little nap and shut down from a long
week of getting up at one thirty in the morning
before we went out with all these people ended up.
You know, I want to be able to be alert
and enjoy myself. Well, now, thanks a lot, not a
great nap like what doctor's offices while they don't want

(22:05):
to get into the weeds on stuff, should be like
everything's fine, but doctor K wants to call and go
over the things specifically with you. Yeah, no need to worry.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
He just wants to uh talk to you himself. They
didn't tell you in the place because I got in
the place. They said he got Hey, I got like
three pops.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You're good. No, no, they did say that, but they
said they sent him off to the lab to be biopsied,
and so you know, just to double check. They said,
it looks fine by the looks of it. I think
you're fine. Everything should be totally fine. Uh, but you're
gonna call back and we just to get the official
results of of the biopsy. Well, when people do that,
don't have somebody answering the call who can't give you

(22:40):
the answer. Yeah, right, or at least calm you down.
Don't say the doctor is going to be calling you
to discuss the results. If that's the case, don't tell
me to call in. How about the doctor a week
later he has a list of people, he's got a
call with the results, and go, hey, uh just call
on youll let you know. Uh, got the results of
your bopsy. Everything looks great. If you want to discuss
it some more, you can give me a call back.

(23:00):
Because I did check the thing on the form that
says feel free to leave detailed information in a voicemail, kay,
Because I hate it when they don't do that. Just
tell me what's the equivalent of we need to talk?
I need to talk? God damn do I hate that.
I hate that. Like people that leaves things like unnecessarily
vague for no reasons or how long do you take
for him to call you back? Three hours and everything's fine,

(23:24):
Everything's totally fine. But of course I'm looking up different things,
just you know, just to be prepared. How much more
time do I have? Yeah, so yeah, jeers to that process.
There's got to be a better way again. Don't make
people call for the results. You just call and give
us the results when you're ready, when you, yeah, message

(23:46):
the doctor's busy. He may not be available in that
moment that I call. That's perfect for my schedule. Got
to be a better way to say. There's got to
be a better I wonder how many they do a day, Yeah,
because it takes months to get the appointment. It seems
like it's one after the other. Because there were a
bunch of people in ID a lot of the same conversation,
and he would come by and like there was at
least four people who were already done by the time

(24:06):
my appointment was like an eight thirty in the morning
bas is packed, just NonStop barebelt butt work. Yeah. I
was just thinking, how many bots he's said? Forty four
wood He sent us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We got the Sea Bass victim statements.
I mean, see, look, you wanted to know you have

(24:27):
some information that you're dying to hear. I mean, it's
I imagine it's going to be nothing, but I guess
we'll see. Yes, but this could be therapeutic for people
like Sammy and Board, especially those two people I think
are tortured the most greg used to be tortured, not
anymore to a severe degree. I think therapy. So the
Sea Bass victim statements next on the Woody Show, Hanging.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
Show.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Now in these court cases. Now, Gina, I'm sure I
can tell you more about this stuff because she loves
all that true crime stuff. She watches all the true
crime documentaries and I'm sure they cover a lot of
that stuff. Well, the victim's family finally had their day
in court where they got to face the person that
murder theer love water or whatever. There's the victim the
victim statements.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
And the one you were talking about too, was when
the mom said, my daughter wanted me to tell you
that you might have gotten all a's in high school,
but you're getting the mid days in prison.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah. The Brian Copenberger with Coburger, the Idaho they got jokes. Now,
how does that work? Because when that happens in court,
like the guy the convicted person, like their microphone is off,
their mic is off, they sit there, they and then

(25:46):
they have an opportunity to respond correct at the end.
I want to make sure that I want to make
sure this is authentic in an apologetic way, that we
do this in an authentic way. Yeah, that's well.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
And you're in a court, even if it is a
kangaroo court, do you want to look presentable?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Anthony was the other psycha that was just in court.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
What's her name, Laurie day Bell, Laurie Valo day Bell,
the one who.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
The cult mom or allegedly that's the children. I'm saying
that that's that's a name that I see it come up.
I don't know anything about the case.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Like crazy, she she and her husband are like in
a cult and this they they have spirits that talk
to each other and tell each other what to do.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, very believable. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
He got two life sentences somehow, but she but they
ended up in Maui's and they were fine.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Actually two more life terms good for conspiring to murder
her a strange husband, her husband and her niece's ex husband.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Wow, Okay, go on, going back to the rules of
this so Sea Bass can't speak while while they're giving
their states.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
But like so they'll go one at a time and
then Sea Bass, you will have an opportunity to respond. Yeah,
the statements are towards them, judge. Should you choose, yes,
you can, you could choose not to.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
There Oh I thought, yeah, like to the core, this
doesn't seem like part of justice. It seems that's just
like hey piling on.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, well, they were saying all kinds of stuff that
I wouldn't think you were able to say in corp
and me.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
And if if the accuser tries to interrupt, then he'll
be found in contempt.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh no, what are they going to do like seventeen
life sentences? Jeez?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Wow o boy?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right, well, I know usually it's to address the
person you did to.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
My family, like during the sentences, your chance to But
if that's how the victim.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Wants to do it, they can do it. That's what
Marine's going to read. Oh okay, well they get in
that it's not directly to him.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Well, who would want to talk to because they can't write,
you can't respond any.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I guess uh, I guess we will start with with Sammy.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Uh oh we're starting with me, but I think I
did it wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, there's no right or wrong. Okay, the court acknowledges
Sammy Marino. Okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Well, working in radio has always been a passion of mine,
and as the executive producer of The Woody Show, I
take great pride in my work. But for a while
now that pride has been overshadowed by a persistent pattern
of verbal and emotional abuse from Sea Bass, a former
executive producer who, despite willingly stepping away from the role,
has made it his mission to publicly and privately diminish

(28:26):
my work, my intelligence, and my worth. He regularly tells
me that I'm bad at my job and does his
best to make me appear incompetent. He belittles me and
mocks my decisions or ideas, and not because they're wrong,
but because they're mine. He calls me basic and dumb
just for liking things that bring me joy, like Stanley Cups,
things he clearly associates with being feminine or mainstream. He

(28:48):
tries to discredit me by saying I'm from Springfield, Massachusetts,
a place that I've never lived, just because he wants
to associate me with what.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
He believes to be a dumpy area.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
That's not criticism, it's bullying and it's just not true.
And this behavior is not just on air theatrics. It's personal.
And that was proven when we found out that for
four years he anonymously texted our show, pretending to be
a listener, just to say cruel things about all of us.
And that's not being petty, it's harassment. There's countless moments
that show how far this has gone. Recently, I said

(29:17):
that I wouldn't live in a car for a year
just to get my dream job, which is a hypothetical situation,
but to discuss work life boundaries, and his response was
that's why women get seventy cents to the dollar. And
not only was that apologize highly inappropriate, not only was
that sexist and completely inappropriate, but it also implied that
my value and the value of all women is directly

(29:40):
tied to a fabricated lack of sacrifice. I'm the executive
producer and I've worked incredibly hard to earn my role,
and I don't deserve less pay or less respect because
I value my mental health. But the most disturbing moment
was when he put a dead mouse on my face
during the Glory Whole Challenge. He did it for shock
value and laughs, But there's nothing funny about that. It's

(30:01):
just psychotic. He seems to genuinely believe that tormenting people
is comedy. He presents himself as knowledgeable and confident, but
all he does is look things up online and repeat
them as if he's an expert. He masks it's deep
in security by putting others down, especially women. And there's
been multiple times that I've left work in tears because
of Sea Bass. And no one should be made to

(30:22):
feel worthless at their workplace, and no one should have
to prove their intelligence or value every single day just
to silence one person's ego. And this is not about conflict,
and it's not about disagreement. It's about a toxic, unrelenting
pattern of abuse that has affected my mental health and
my sense of safety in a place that I once loved.
So I'm asking for this to be acknowledged and addressed

(30:43):
and stopped, and not only for myself, but for anyone
who has ever been made to feel small so that
someone else could feel powerful.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
The idea here is that he would have already been convicted,
right yeah, yeah, uh, thank you, miss Marino. Powerful. Mister
desk was Davis, would you like to respond? Yes? Coming
each time? Oh yeah, because like they're individuals.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Okay, yeah, well I think I think they laughed around
the room.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Proved my point. Next, next, next witness. That's that's the
only rebuddal.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Well, she brought up things that I've done for the show,
and people laughed at them even though they've already happened.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
So that's my rebuttal. But we already laughed at stuff,
but we also laughed. We don't we don't go back
and everyone back and forth.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Can't go back.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
And you murdered all these kids. You sure you don't
want to say something, not not even like a single thing?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Come on, yeah, okay, all right, all right, next, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Right, Next we will go to mister Bort Brady. Yeah,
with the court also acknowledges as Brett Brady, which I
sometimes had to remind myself of his name, of his
actual name. He was given board by a listener and
it just kind of stuck. But mister Brady, yeah, your statement.

Speaker 11 (32:12):
Please, First of all, I'd like to declare that I
am not a victim. I have just had the misfortune
of experiencing Seabas's annoyance on a daily basis for nine years.
But also much like SeaBASS trying to prove that he's
not balding, I'm not going to beat a dead horse.
I'm not going to point out every little thing that
he's ever done to me or anybody else here on
the show. I instead will attempt to share a moment

(32:32):
of understanding for why he does the things he does.
Sea Beast believes he himself to be the best amongst
all of us in humor and wit, while never admitting
to his own dorkiness incredible lack of social abilities. Much
like a dew wee be science nerd in high school,
he pulls childish pranks on others to amuse himself while
spewing random knowledge in factoids as if he's proving himself

(32:53):
to be the most intelligent of us all. Like the
Drama Club kids, a hang in the back of the
school mocking others with their own in joke terminology, desperate
to prove that they're much more funny than anyone else.
I also like in Seabass's meant mentality to that of
the Simpsons cop a guy nothing is cool unless he
likes it. It is always worst thing ever, unless he

(33:14):
gets the Sea Bass stamped approval of awesomeness.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
So what's my point of all this? We all know
what we have to work with.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
We don't have a teammate who will lift us up,
not a coworker that will go to bat for us,
now even a fellow human being that will come say
hello in the hallway. We have a narcissistic manchild that's
somewhere on the spectrum working with us every single day,
whose person I wouldn't give another second.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Thought outside of this place. So for Sea Best's.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
Opinion and commentary on all of us, I have one
thing to say, who effing cares anymore?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Thank you mister Brady. Of course, very brave of you
to speak here today.

Speaker 11 (33:47):
Again, Not a victim, Sea Bass, would you like to
respond to, mister Brady?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Not a victim and not funny either, But so I
will give hold on.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Hold on order in the court. Get the camel. It
sounds like contempt to me. I could have used it
twice already.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Notice how I was quiet during his little uh you shuffled,
you chuckled.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
All right, all right? Bored damn.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Mister mister Davis, your response to your responses I would
like to give. I would like to applaud and give
special credit and appreciation honestly and earnestly to say me
for how much better she did than board.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's my response. All right, thank you your dask with Davis.
I have we have one more person uh to speak today,
and that would be mister greg Gory. Hello, mister Gregory,
the court acknowledges you.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Okay, Well, I'd like to thank the judge and jury
for allowing me the chance to address our little in studio,
non legally binding studio courtroom. I stand here today, much
like Bort said, not as a victim, but as a
survivor of Seabass's emotional terrorism. Over the past eight plus years,
have endured psychological trauma, relentless gas lighting from the actual, literal,

(35:03):
legal real twin of the infamous Idaho killer. And it
has not been easy. But again, I'm not a victim.
I am a survivor. I survived my worst phobia. That
would be bugs, lady bugs left inside my car, cicada's
dangled from a string in front of my face, crickets
being shoved into my face through a gloryhole, and worst
of all, a giant rat sized cockroach set free in

(35:25):
the studio to roam free excuse me, suv sized cockroach
to roam around at its own free will. I was
frozen in fear for the better part of a month,
not allowing my feet or even my belongings to touch
the floor. All the while I was a sweaty wreck.
I was gifted a ride in the cyber truck, which
never happened, and then was later told it was my

(35:45):
responsibility to follow up on this gift that I never wanted.
I was gifted a laminated certificate forgiving me of my
obligation to bring breakfast. That's so called gift lasted all
of three days, and I am now reminded daily in
a snide fashion that indeed that laminated certificate meant nothing nothing.
I'm reminded that every word I say, every thought I have,

(36:06):
every question I pose, every opinion I hold is somehow wrong.
And I'm reminded by something called Gregg'slist, a phrase and
a segment that I had previously coined and I had
previously done, but SeaBASS overlooks that I was gaslighted when
I came up with the hoverboard chair. It was my
idea to ride a hoverboard by holding onto it whilst
in a desk chair, and he took credit for that idea,

(36:29):
much like card narks completely and totally one hundred percent
my idea at a pitch meeting. Though history is so
often rewritten here on The Woody Show, I have limited time,
so I'm just going to say it again. I'm not
a victim. I'm a survivor, and I suppose I should
be flattered and amused, flattered that so much attention has
been put on me via putting bugs in my car,

(36:49):
in my face magnets saying I only get pulled over
by gay cops getting slapped onto my cars. That one
he won't even admit, much like the dozens, if not hundreds,
of text he sent from the show from just nineteen
feet away as he slumped in his office chair like
some sort of scheming freak. And I should be amused

(37:10):
because despite being smarter than us, stronger than us, more
muscular than us, more mensa than us, more slams on
the sex resume than us, which is probably a lie,
much like the text history and the gay cop magnets
just all around more brilliant than all of us. But
here you are. You have the same job as us.
And they say, if you're the smartest person in the room,

(37:32):
you're in the wrong room. So I guess I will
add that to Seabass's list.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Palafup, Thank you, mister Gory, Thank you your honor, mister
Dascus David's do you get a reply?

Speaker 8 (37:45):
I would like to acknowledge that of the people so
far today, Greg did say one true thing there, So
I will give you credit for that. Greg, I did
forget one time, not daily, as he said, one time
that I have forgiven him as a reward that he
didn't bring us bread fisty, not even yet today as
we stand here.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Correct.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
But and I did slip up one time, and you
caught me on that, Greg, And for that I do
deeply and sincerely apologize for that one thing. Everything I
said was true, all truth, as I continue my phrase.
And when I won my trip to Cleveland on the
price is right, it wasn't up to the Prices right

(38:25):
to come hound me every day to ask me when
I want to go to Cleveland. I could go to
them and say, hey, these are the days I want
to go.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
And so on and so forth.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
So Greg, may I also say that cyber truck ride
is still wait for you, little buddy.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I'm good, thank you, and it doesn't expire.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
So if you change your my lady.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
The people who have been victimized by sea best feel
a little bit better after being able to get that
off their chest, even though they're apparently zero truths to
get Greg. There was one one truth in all three statements.
You're saying there's only one truth in Greg's. There was
only one truth in all three. It was one honest truth.
Like some of the facts that they stated did occur.
But whatever they but how.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
Are they spun them? Was I believe inaccurate this one time?
I did forgiving him all?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Right, well there you go, Thank you expid to be
the victim. Thank you everybody for for being here today.
What the show will be? Right back to back in
a field in what he showing. So I don't know

(39:31):
how your weekend was, but over to England quite to
turn up. This woman had too much fun drunken night
out and she picked up a seagull on her way home,
as you do. Yeah, how did she do that? She
grabbed it and she wrapped it in a blanket, and

(39:53):
the next morning she woke up to the seagull just
flying around her living room, and she said that she
forgot she brought it home. Ye getting air. Hey, that's
pretty sweet. Now this is fun with an accent. Yeah,
but she tried to get it to calm down, but
then got it to the vet to have it checked out.
The vet gave it a full check up and announced

(40:14):
the incredible news it was infected with bird flu. So
greg the woman said. The woman said that she went
home and she bleached the hell out of her whole house. Yeah,
you gotta move. Here's a little clip of the woman
talking about beauty.

Speaker 10 (40:29):
He actually wants to stop my room and everything, but
I've got octional left of them.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Again, what the hell? She said? I have no idea
other than she's a beauty, a beauty beauty.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
He actually wants to stop my room and everything.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
But what he wants to messed up my room And.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
He wants to stop my room and everything, But I've
got octional left of them.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What I got away from him? What the hell does
that mean?

Speaker 10 (40:52):
My room and everything, but I've got octional left.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Of them gotten away from him. I've actually gotten away
from him. That Okay, I got it.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
It's a beauty. He actually wants to stop my room
and everything. But I've got auctional wealth of them.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, good idea. I'm gonna bring this. I'm gonna bring
this seagull home on this book English. That's the type
of girl who takes home a seagull drunkenly one night. Yeah,
she's a good time. She might be the proper queen's Uh,
she's a good time she has yeah, hell yeah eight
seven seven forty four Wooding, I hope your weekend was exciting.
Maybe not that exciting. Yeah, please be con text us
about it. Over to two two nine eight seven. Who

(41:28):
am I the Woody Shop. It's another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's Monday, it's July
the twenty eighth, and we got Gina Grampathy trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Yeah, it was a pretty bad weekend for a lot
of news headlines. First over in Michigan, a forty two
year old guy went on a stabbing spree at a Walmart.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Hell yeah, yeah. I like the fact that the other
people in the store are stepped up and they they
wouldn't let the guy go they corner his ass. That's right.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
The guy walked in started attacking shoppers with a knife,
but like you said, bystanders and cops were able to
tackle him.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Within a couple of minutes. I worked to those people, yep,
and shout out to Derek Perry. He was one of
the guys.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
A former marine had a gun on him, pulled it
on this guy until the cops showed up. Everyone who
got stabbed expected to make a full recovery.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
So why did he do this? Well? Cut, Yeah, the
attack was completely random. I like, you know, the one
thing is like we always try to find reason, yeah,
and common sense into why these things happened. Yeah they're crazy. Yeah,
because they're nuts.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Yeah yeah, exactly crazy people. He is now facing charges
of terrorism and attempted murder. And then over in New Mexico,
there was a shooting at the dorm rooms of the
University of New Mexico and Albuquerque. Four people just chilling
playing video games when this eighteen year old dude opened
fire on them. He killed one, injured another. The shooter
bounced out of there, but cops caught him and he

(42:48):
was arrested facing first degree murder charges and Finally, a
man and a woman found dead while hiking greg young daughters.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
That was what we always said, say, yeah, don't do that.
It happens hi or after two am, right our midnight,
after midnight, midnight.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Yeah, this is a Devil's Den State Park in Arkansas.
Cops are calling it a double murder, searching for a
guy they say as a white man wearing dark clothes, sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Black backpack.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
The couple's daughters weren't hurt. They were seven to nine
years old, by the way, and they're staying with family.
The killings happened in this remote area where there was
no cell phone service, and cops are asking anyone who
went to the park that day to check their photos
and their video security footage, but do not post these online,
just give them right over to the cops.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
He speaking of security, can anybody give me any suggestions
on home security systems? I've had ADT for a long time.
I think their equipment's kind of garbage, and it's really
it was installed years ago at this point, so I'm
looking to uh step at the freshen up the system,
you know, And so I'm looking for what's the one

(43:51):
I've heard about Viviant. Have you heard about Viviant viv
I NTE. They have apparently some really good like tech
forward stuff, like a lot of AI stuff where like
the cameras depending on what the camera is picking up,
and it'll start talking to the person outside about like, uh,
put the package down please, we're calling the police. Like

(44:12):
it'll do these very specific things. I don't know anything
about them other than a little bit I've read, but
that's now The Guardian Brinks ad T, which I already
know about, which you know, I'm not so thrilled with them,
Vivint or something else if you have good experience.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
A subsidiary of Sun run no idea, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I have no idea. What about Simply Safe? Have you
heard of that. I'm not doing anything where it's self
installed because I want I want something more robust, right, Yeah,
I have ad T as well, and it is it's
kind of Jackie.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, well it was like the first and maybe at
this poll.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Yeah, well, The Fantastic Four First Steps is the number
one movie this week. No surprise there knocked out Superman
out of the top spot. Superman ended up in second place,
followed by Jurassic World Rebirth At three F one at
four and Smurfs at five, and it wasn't in theaters,
so it doesn't count. But lots of talk and from
what we see, a lot of good reviews for Happy

(45:08):
Gilmore too.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I have a lot of love all that.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, our friend the rich on tech rich Dmiro Washington. Yeah,
thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought it was just a lot
of fun.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Yeah, definitely like the grown up version of Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Not you know, first Row was thirty. It was dirty,
but it was a pretty adult.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Yeah, but it was like more like slapstick kind of comedy.
This was more like, yeah, grown up, Oh good, I lois.
I really enjoyed though.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
And five baseball grades were added to the Hall of
Fame yesterday in Cooperstown.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Ichiro Suzuki, C. C.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Sabathia, and Billy Wagner were voted in by sports writers,
while Dick Allen and Dave Parker were chosen by a
special committee. Each Row always been known for his speed
record setting hits nineteen years in the in the MLB
and was the headliner of the group. Sabathia is a
powerful left handed pitcher played nineteen seasons as well when
a Cy Young a World Series. Wagner one of the

(46:00):
most dominant relievers ever and was finally inducted after being
eligible for years. And Alan and Parker were both stand
up players of their era. They were honored after they
passed away.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Dave Parker just died in June, and was you know inducted,
you know this past we almost man.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Yeah, And I said after they passed away, because I
hate using this word because I feel like I'm always
saying it wrong.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Postumes. That's not a word I think anybody uses in
regular space. Only in award shows. Yea and menace. I'm sure,
yeahs too. Postuously.

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Was funny, man, he was. He was very entertaining, and
he was talking about how when he even first was playing,
when he was playing for you know, in Seattle, I
had no idea that there was even a Baseball Hall
of Fame, Like, wasn't even aware of it until he
says two thousand and one, which I find to be
a little late. So he just did it for the
love of the game. But now he said, man to
be in the first Japanese player to be inducted the

(46:55):
Hall of Fame, He's like you know it won't be
the last. Pretty cool, but you know, dream come true. Yeah,
once you realize what something is and how important it
is to the sport that you're representing. And yeah, pretty cool.
Yeah he seems like a cool guy.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
And another big story this morning is how a trade
deal was made with the European Union on tariffs. A
lot of numbers, pretty boring, but if you want to
know about it, you can hit it thoroughly boring, literally
any major news websites. But it's it's I mean, of course,
Trump says it's the best deal ever made, so you
might want to check into it.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And it does seem pretty good.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
I've never asked this is when it comes to tariffs
and you know, the money, where's the money go?

Speaker 8 (47:30):
I don't know, I have no idea what that's how
people say this is how we used to pay tax
We didn't used to pay taxes directly. We used to
have you know, before whatever it was nineteen nineteen when
the federal income tax was installed.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
We had tariffs.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
So yeah, you're paying taxes because the prices of goods
is higher whatever, it is, fifteen percent higher. But that's
where the government got its money. Yeah, Okay, so the more.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Taxes are going to be lowered now now, like you
know what, we got so much? Hey, guys really gets
refun over every breakthrough take. Yeah, I said, whenever I
see something like that, I said it to Greg, like, Greg,
this is what you've been saying.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Well, you should have sent this to Greg too. Southwest flight,
I don't know if you heard about this, Greg on
its way to Vegas?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Did hear that like a nose not?

Speaker 12 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Well with your nightmare.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
Yeah, they went into a little dive to avoid a
mid air collision. I actually know somebody it was on
this flight. The plane took off from Los Angeles and
about ten minutes into the flight, passengers say the plane
dipped hard, with one saying it felt like being on
the Tower of Terror Rid at Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Well, when you're not expecting only fifty stories, Yeah, plane
going an hour, Such drama queens.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
A few people bounced in the air, they hit the ceiling,
but everybody's okay. The plan continued on to Vegas, landed
with just two minor injuries, and the FA looking into
it says another plane was nearby while it was still
flying over LA.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
How does that work? Woodie likes a plane in the
air and then there's another plane. But I mean, did
that even get close enough? Alan like a decommissioned But
what does that mean they just get to do whatever?
Uh No, But like there are certain instances where like
a plane is not on the radar of the other plane,
in other words, that you can't see it. There's a

(49:18):
system that's involved that doesn't maybe exist, not exists where
it's not activated on some of these military planes. And
then you know, and then you.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Dip, and you dip, hitting their head on the ceiling,
and you think they're and they're scared.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Bottom line is what a puzzle dirt walking up?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Well.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Finally, American Airlines at Denver International had to abort take
off after a loud boom and smoke came from the
landing gear. The plane was headed down the runway. One
of the tires apparently blew out, which caused fire in
the brakes, so the pilot hit the brake stop. The
plane ordered an emergency evacuation. The flight crew threw open
the doors and passengers, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Go down this.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Videos.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Yeah, here's here's a little audio from the plane.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Okay, he seems so annoyed.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, they got there fast. They put it out a
bunch of babies joy the slide.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
There were a lot of people with their luggage and
stuff on that slide. From what I say, I know
they should have turned them back.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you get to pick You can say
what's what's gonna take more? Turning them back? Yeah, because
what about the people behind them who didn't grab anything.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Saw this one father and he had like two bags
in his hand and a baby and one and like, dude,
something your back.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Maybe it's for the baby, okay. And that's in that situation, right,
because like you're standing you going to be standing there
at your seat, your spot in the aisle, waiting to
get to the exit to go down the stupid slide
or whatever, lot of smoke. As you're sitting there, standing
there and your bag is say, within arm's reach right

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there at the overhead. You're not going to grab it
and take it with you? Of course I am. I'm not,
of course, I oh, I'm grabbing it for sure. Oh well,
like if i'm hold I'm not holding up the line.
But you know how you're waiting to get off the plane. Yeah, anyway,
like if you are standing there waiting for the people
in front of you to move so that you can
get off the plane. If I can grab it without
holding anybody up, I'm grabbing that.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
I think the most expensive thing I've probably have in
there is my laptop. And like you say, if your
house burns down or if your car gets stolen, new car,
new house, like.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
New laptop, I'm not I'm not grabbing the carry on
with the clothes and stuff like that, but I am
grabbing the bag with like the laptop.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Or copromise and say, if it's under the seat, you
can grab it, but not in the overhead.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
And the reason you shouldn't have anything, you shouldn't be
grabbing things outside of whatever absolute life necessities is if
you drop it or it clogged, you know, and someone
trips on it, and now they're dead because they're there
in the way.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
And then you got to jump down the slide. Yeah,
they won't drop, mind to the point. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
And the people that did, like try to carry stuff
with them going down the slide, they ate ass at
the end.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 12 (52:21):
Out s.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
And Gina mentioned Happy Gilmore too, again seeing a lot
of positive reviews. Seventy four cameos that's insane. Seventy four
lot and a lot that you don't even notice. Yeah,
there's one guy who just broke down all seventy four
like who this person is and where you know? Oh wow, Yeah,
damn seventy I knew it were a bunch, but.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
Yes, seventy four.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Yeah, a lot of pros.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, Sammy, you watched it over the weekending? He did, Yes,
I loved it. Je that's my cheers. I'm sorry you cheer. Yeah,
not your jeer, because I.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Did over the weekend to a double feature where I
watched Happy Gilmore and then right after Happy Gilmore Too,
which I highly recommend, just as a refresher. And the
original is leaving Netflix on July thirty first, so if
you want to do that, it is now.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
It's a weird time for it to be leaving.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Yeah, I think it's to get everyone to watch it sooner.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I would think. I don't like if you have, like
you knew, Happy Gilmore two's coming out right exclusively on
your on your platform, you own it and you own it,
Like why they do that? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
So that's why my PSA is watch Happy Gilmore now
before it leaves.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
But Greg, didn't they change the interface? You hate?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Did?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I hate it? This sucks? I didn't. I mean, I
have a note, I don't watch enough of it. But
what's different, like what changed?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
So basically, when you have the issue I've always had
with Netflix that says like new on Netflix, updated content
on Netflix, they just use different words to say the
same stuff. Yeah, but you could at least take your
you know, not your cursor whatever. You can scroll across
all the movies. Now it's one at a time, and
it just goes.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Like whoop, whoop. Oh I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, it sweeps it. You can't just look at the
whole line and then oh, it just sucks. It was
change for change sakes.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It is so dumb.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Yeah, but I yeah, again, recommend Happy Gimore too. And
there's so many callbacks from the original that you may
not notice if you don't watch them back to back.
But I thought it was great the way that they
incorporated the first and the second together, and I was
very entertained.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I loved it. And my jeers is to Valet. By
the way, this is a first world problem. This is
it's such a first world problem.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Yeah, all right, you guys, I had to wait like
twenty minutes for the vallet to bring me my car.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Heard it? Why did I even vallet? What's the point?
What am I even doing? But you heard.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
To MENACE's point, you guys, I was at a mall
that was so packed.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
The only option was.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
To valet because there was it is right, there was
no parking.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
There were so many people. Could you have just kept
circling and waiting like other people do. My sister was
there before me.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
She had already been circling, and she said, hey, just valet,
don't even try.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
It's not worth it. She had already done that yet.
Don't be wrong. I am a man of convenience, right,
I would have waited about three seconds before making that
same decision. My point is you didn't have to. Well, okay,
you chose to. I was.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
I was told by my sister that it was the
best option. So people, but this particular mall and why
I think it's packed, And this is what all of
mall's need to start learning, is that there's so many
activities at this one.

Speaker 10 (55:35):
You can go to the movies.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
They have Dave and Busters, they have this like giant
bouncy house place for kids, there's arcades. There's a lot
to do, right, not just like oh, a random shop, Yeah, exactly, No,
there was a lot to do, and I'm waiting for
my car forever. They realized they never even want to
go get it. The keys are still locked up, even
though they took out the keys instead.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Are these yours? When I was paying? Anyways, so a
weekend ruin. You know, I'm waiting forever for my car.
It's finally in sight. They're apologizing to me profusely. They
were very nice, they yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
So anyways, so I'm waiting, I'm watching and then this
van pulls up and again to MENACE's point, how malls
are popping? This giant charter van pulls up in an
entire kitson.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
You're a party.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
It's like trailing out of it, and there's just like
in her giant dress with her crown, and I have
to wait for all of them to get out of
this van.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
In my car is like two behind that, and I'm like, all,
just wait longer.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
This is fine.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
It was ridiculous were they doing y Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
What about the places where you have to valet? It's
only valet and they park like ten feet away walk.
My car is right there. What do you mean the
only valet. There's this one restaurant near my parents' house
and there's no self parking. It's only valet, and I
issue not they will park my car from here to
where the window is, and I'm like, I can do that,

(56:54):
it's right here.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
They want to get pay. They locked the spot off
so they can use it for the Yeah, that spot.

Speaker 8 (57:01):
How much did your twenty minute VLA cost you, Sammy
and and in cost and tip?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
If we're being honest, my sister paid for it. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
What a life I think it was, like, I think
it was twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I don't know how. Yeah, that's crazy. Took an airport price. Yeah,
at the airport.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
I was a valet at a hotel and our manager
would get so mad if we didn't visibly sprint when
somebody gave us their ticket.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You had to run those days. That's also the same
time where people were dressing up to go on airplanes. Yeah,
it's true, and so long ago. Showed up with just
a ty bit of stubble. They would make you go
shave Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
We've been talking a lot about movies. So well, cheers
to beers. Because I focused on beer this weekend instead
of wine.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I missed it. I know beer.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
It was nice hung out with an old friend, drank
a lot of beers, but not happy. Gilmore too. There's
this movie I found on Hulu that it was apparently
it only came out not that long ago, called Locked
with Bill Scarsguard and Anthony Hopkins.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
And It Rules.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
It's like a remake of an Argentinian movie where this
car thief gets locked in the car by the owner
of the vehicle and how they try to get out
of it and what. And in this particular one locked,
Anthony Hopkins is fed up with crime, fed up with
people breaking into his car. He has no mercy. And
it is so damn good. It was entertaining from the

(58:28):
moment it started making violent moment and relatively violent some
of some scenes that were.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Like, oh god, I can barely look at this, it's
so gross. I also call this movie what bake Car
Bay Car all Day? It was a total bait car
in this movie. Look it up.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
It's on a Hulu. It's called Locked and It Rules.
Jeers to speaking of shaving, I was went to shave
yesterday and right, you know, rubbing the shaving cream on.
I'm like, I don't remember having like a mole on
my face or like this bump. It was a ZiT
too old for zis. When do they ever?

Speaker 10 (59:03):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
They never stop? I never. I don't remember being a
kid and having people my age at the time saying, oh, yeah,
you're still good zips in your fifth Well, no, you
don't get like where you have a faceful exist, but
like you'll get like a good big hunker every once
in a while, or the worst to those underground ones,
because there's painful ones and like there's nothing you can

(59:24):
really do. You can wait it out, depending where it is,
like sometimes like the right where you're nostril right corner.
Don't they call that the triangle of death? Yeah, pop
it get infected and die. Yeah, but I mean, come on,
that's a myth though, right, I don't know triangle and death.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
I think it's real, actually yeah, but like a triangle
of highly unlikely death is.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Probably the better way. I mean, you could die from
an infection. You can die for a lot of that.
I mean, yeah, the perfect storm of whatever. But in
other words, its not like Uh, you're not risking your
life person in any kind in any kind of real
way just because you pop is in the particular era
of your face more so than any others in right. Yeah,
I would know. I've never popped. They can all get infected.

(01:00:07):
Like you said, did you ever have acne or anything?

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
I've had a few, but it wouldn't if I would
try and poppy, Like you know what, I'm I can't
do this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Believe God finished. God figured he punished me enough, you know,
like ugly face, blimp lips, squinty eyes, all this stupid stuff.
He's even making a fat adult like so like I
think he just kind of spared me. Have decent skin,
decent yeah great, But I mean I didn't have like
a total acne. You were like pizza bah. Yeah. I

(01:00:35):
never had to go to like the dermatologist and get
all this stuff and kind of medication because that's it.
Because you're a good looking guy. They figured that, you
know what, you're gonna deal with this right now, but
then you're gonna be like a stunningly handsome man balance
and everybody's going to think is attractive for the rest
of your life. Right, And you know where I worked
when I had acne a pizza place. It's like face

(01:00:58):
for radio gross Gina Grad Weekend cheers and jeers. Yeah, cheers.
Went back to the gun range.

Speaker 9 (01:01:05):
Loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
It ruled.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
I did a three hour retraining session all the updated laws,
which I was shocked about some of them, and got
some great tips. We did nine millimeters semi auto matic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Did you go to like a class? Yeah, it was
like a retraining gun shooting. I've never gotten lectured about
laws and different things.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I wanted that, Yeah, because it had been a few
years since I'd gone, and I thought that was the
right thing to do, and I'm so glad I did.
And it was so funny because there were some women
there that had never shot guns before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
And they had the Oh dude, their targets were perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
You know why because they're really good listeners. Like these
women were like, I don't know, I just followed the instructions.
And then this dude brought his own gun, his own
am okay with his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Thought he was a hot shot.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
He sucked, he could never hit the bottom, he had
to stay after.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
It was hilarious. Jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Though, there was a dude in the session that I
know that I know, and it was so distracting. I
was like, have I seen him, you know, at the
kid's basketball or does he work here?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I'm going to go do a swite with the sales.
Not a famous person. Well, after a while, I was like,
or is he on some TV show? I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
I still I should have asked him, but I was
so embarrassed and uncomfortable I let it go. I shouldn't
have because it's been consuming me. I've got to figure
this out. I wish I had a picture of him,
so you guys could tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Why, horofully what he looked like.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
He was kind of a short guy, had a like
really thick black hair, a little salt and pepper, kind
of a hang dog faced, big eyes. It's driving me insane.
So I'm wondering if he either.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Worked figure out through us. Yeah, I don't know if
that's gonna works.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
It's driving me nuts. But the cheers was awesome. I
can't wait to keep going back. It felt so good
to be back at the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Range Menace weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Well, I started off with the fair, got some fair food,
got a pineapple food inside of it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Obvious thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
It's cool. And then uh I did. I watched a
lot of racing. I watched F one, I watch Formula
E and Andy and it was a great race weekend.
Can I spend a lot of time?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Can I ask what pineapple with food in it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
The shrimp and rice and stuff like that, Yeah, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Only the Paragra meneslava drinks and like food items that
are used the food where food is the vessel.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Yeah, yeah, rules like a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Drink in a pineapple or in this case food inside
of pineapple. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
And then uh yeah, So I watched a lot of
racing obviously watched Happy Gilmore too, and then I spent
a lot of time in the pool my gears though,
my gears is screen doors. Man, I don't know why,
but I always break them, and I'm on my eighth
screen door. I usually like break them because I'm drunk
and I walked through them. But I also just break

(01:03:59):
them by just you using them, and I don't know.
They always fall off the track.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
The frames are very flimsy. Yeah, are the ones that
slide so not like a screen door.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Like sliding glass door. It's a sliding like a storm
doorid you know what that means?

Speaker 13 (01:04:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
So Okay, So the screen either slides back and forth
left and right, or it opens like a door. So
you have like the door that closes and you open
that up and then there's a screen door that then opens.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
I'm not that fancy, so a sliding screen maybe, yeah,
the track, it's got to be the sliding one, right, Yeah,
so the sliding screen door, I yeah, who was talking?
Off the track this time? The little screw that holds
the handle together fell out and then it was all
stripped so I couldn't screw it back in and then
so I was kind of just using it anyways, and

(01:04:45):
then it fell off the track. Do they make better
sliding screen doors? I don't know, but every single one
I've ever.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Had, I've always broke it, and if something breaks at
Menica's house, it stays broke.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Yeah, dude, that thing's on the ground right now. But
I need a better one. I don't know why, but
I definitely need to buy a new one now because
that bolt's uh like stripped.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
So they have retractable ones that rule too. I don't
know if it can operate that. Yeah, we'll show you
roll so you know, like like a shade that goes up. Yeah, Okay,
like on a window, same thing, except it goes like
a like it goes from like left to right or
right to left, depending on your installation. Just pulled across
and it clicks to the other side. Yeah, all right,

(01:05:29):
we do that too, all right eighty four Woody text
us over to two two nine eight seven. We got
some more Woody Show coming up for you next. Hang
out right back the Woody Show so much. He shout
out to Red Lobster, by the way, so noise how

(01:05:51):
they do Ye, they've had some tough times, you know.
The Endless Shrimp almost killed them. Oh yeah, and they
have that whole thing and Red Lobster. They got this
new young CEO right and maybe announcement that the Endless
Shrimp deals just like the Titanic, Gone but not forgotten.
This new guy seems pretty cool. He said that the
the restaurant doesn't have any plans to bring it back,

(01:06:12):
which I am bummed out about. I've always loved you,
you know, the Endless Shrimp. Yeah, but that's kind of
what drove Red Lobster in the bankruptcy in the first place.
But they're focusing on menu innovation and that's a big
reason why the restaurant came out with their popular seafood
boils that they released last month. But they've really turned

(01:06:33):
everything around. They've come out of bankruptcy and they are
they are more popular now than they have been in
a long long time because they've really embraced the whole
social media aspect of listening to social going on social
media and you know, joining in on the joke, right,
because people were making a lot of jokes about Red
Lobster and then who was it? Was it Flavor Flav.

(01:06:55):
Remember Flavor Flav jumped on you want to yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean so like instead of kind of distancing and going, well,
we're not really associated with they embraced that. They just
kind of had fun with it, and it really it
really helped them out. So shout out to the Cheddarbay
Biscuits and at Red Lobster. I really wish maybe it

(01:07:15):
was a mistake having the endless shrimp on the menu
full time, which is what killed them. But you know,
every once in a while, like once a year. It
used to be once a year and you would look
forward to it, and then they did it twice a year,
and then you know, they got a little crazy with it,
which I understand all right because people go in there
like myself to beat the house exactly. But man, it
was good. Like I've not been there for the for

(01:07:37):
the boil. That's not my speed. Yeah. Didn't they close
the one near you or no? No? Oh well no
they were supposed to, and I guess that it survived
the cut. It's still there. They put a Chick fil
A in next door, so there's a lot more a
lot more action in that area now like that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Oh do you know what else is around that I
thought was out of business? Party city. I drove by
a party city just recently and it set a sign.
Had to sign out. It says we're open, We're not
part of.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
The They were like a standalone party city into a
party city over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Yeah, so I guess not all of them went out
in businesses Michael's tried to pick up or party City
left off. They're having more like party supplies and stuff
in Michaels because I saw a big sign outside the
Michael saying get your party supply fixed here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Yeah, they've had a lot of that for a while.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
But with Party City plus Joannes, Michaels is killing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Wow. I only know because I drove by. Yeah, yeah,
I saw the sign. My wife likes the Michaels and
my daughter likes the Michaels. I can't tell you when
I've been in one.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
It's fun, but Sammy, I was forced to go to
a hobby lobby over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
No joint on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
I didn't like its hobby no too many knickknacks, bric
a bracs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We'll just go to the watch section. I did, but
it's so far away from the door.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
It is, I know its way on the other end.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Four would great. H o havel.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
We have trash Day, not trash weed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
It's not every once in a while that they leave
it out for an extra day.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
It's the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Well, Sebastball to Comic Con San Diego over the weekend.
We out here and he's got some some some stuff
he brought back with him, yes, the main stuff. There's
a game. There's a recap. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
So he went to Comic Con, so we didn't have
to thank you. How was coming You've been going for
a number of.

Speaker 8 (01:09:39):
Years, Oh, yeah, ten years of comic Con roughly, and
it is super fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
It is again.

Speaker 8 (01:09:44):
I loved the big crowds. I'm everybody's dressed up, which
is fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah. I saw Trey Parker and Matt Stone did a thing.
Joe Cooy did a thing with Gabriel Glacias. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
Our good friend Kevin Smith was a big speaker. I
think Saturday night George Lucas showed up right right. Yeah,
and what those guys do big things like Trey and
Matt and uh you Kevin Smith. They were excuse me,
really renouncing any new projects. They were just kind of
you know, Q and A's talking about what's coming up, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
You know, nothing huge though.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
The big stuff was all you know, it's it was
all stuff you could have seen online. It's you know,
there's a new season of Peacemaker. The Boys has a
new season Invincible. Uh kyote versus actme that that whole
movie that was supposed to be thrown away.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
That's back.

Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
I saw there's a new Magic the Gathering spider Man
card crossover.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Spider Man. When you're playing Magic the Gathering and people
are still doing all the costumes, so that does That's
as big as it's ever been, right, Oh yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
And the giant and then but the main thing if
you're going to comic Con, you could go to see
you know, Matt Parker and Tray Stone from three football
fields away. That's fun, but you're really going there to
buy crap, your bad that you're're there to waste money
on on plastic garbage collectible, you know, the big floor.
And as as always, you have pro tip if you're
gonna go down to the merchandise area, go go at

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the end of the day because it is shoulder to
shoulder bait because people line up early because they want
to get the exclusive stuff the news, funk O Pop
or whatever. And then you walk in there and it's
you shuffling, shuffling, shuffling, shuffling. But at the end of
the day it's nice. You can kind of walk around
a little bit. But what I do like about Comic
Con the stuff they do still besides you know, Marvel, DC,
Amazon blah blah blah blah blah, is they still have

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all the specialty stuff, little Nietzsche garbage. You know, they
still have the on the second floor above the merchandise area.
They still have you can go and play dungeons and
dragons over doors.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
You'll see a bunch all together. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Yeah, there's a little rooms where you can do that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
You know, they still have late night panels where you
can learn like super interesting things that no one ever
cares about. But that's to me, that's what true nerds
are like. Going to go see The Fantastic Four doesn't
make you a nerd. It's it's the most popular thing
in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It's not nerdy.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
That's where I find this clip right here with this guy,
this guy named Mike. I found him because he said
he's actually he was hosting a panel about a movie
that came out seventy years ago, seventy or seven zero
something like that. Well, okay, but he was super psyched
about it. And to me, this is who this is
the real comic con is this guy Mike talking about
this movie Robot Monster.

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Okay, Mike, you're on a panel, and what's your panel about.

Speaker 12 (01:12:10):
It's about the nineteen fifty three film Robot Monster.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
That's a dude, that's a sixty year old man. Yeah,
oh my, nice guy.

Speaker 12 (01:12:17):
And it's still seventy some odd years later, has a
place in pop culture and we're here to discuss it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
What's the plot of Robot Monster.

Speaker 12 (01:12:25):
It's about some beings from another world who invade the
earth and wipe out most of humanity. We're down to
the last seven or eight survivors and they have to
figure out what to do to thwart Robot Monster.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
That sounds incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
I love Mike because he loves all of this dird
crap and he's super excited about it. This again, this
is comic Con. That's real comic commr there. It's not
some douchebags buying a bunch of funk o pop so
we can sell on eBay that guy Mike is comic Con.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
The love of the game's the thing they talk about
old money, new money, yes, right, like so new money
new nerd are all the people who are just kind
of latching onto it because it's like a it's the
popular thing. It it's cool nerd popular, right, like all
the Marvel and then you got to pretend to be
in all the Marvel stuff, and that you always knew
about this obscure character that nobody talked about before. You've

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been knowing about it. And there are old money people
out there, old nerd people who really truly suffered for
their art. These guys were bullied in high school, they
weren't again. How many people was paneled?

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Well, probably a lot. Because he talks about this monster,
Robot Monster, I should say. And here's here he is
describing all the cool powers it has. What is Robot
Monster's powers?

Speaker 12 (01:13:35):
He basically pontificates a lot. He falls in love with
an earth girl. I guess he's managed to wipe out
several billion people, and.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
He has a bubble machine. Why did you fall in
love with robot Monster?

Speaker 12 (01:13:47):
Who wouldn't you've heard the description? How dare you even
ask that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
He must protect this man? He's probably nerdy video?

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
It looks terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Agreed?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Read?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
Now, Mike, actually he does this sort of he's a
semi professional at all this stuff, and he's gonna tell
us more about him and what he's up to.

Speaker 12 (01:14:08):
I'm writing a book called Close Enough to Touch. Three
D comes to Hollywood. The name is Mike Blue. But
I just I love three D movies. And if you
love three D movies, sooner or later you're gonna find
out about Robot.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Monster, you will have you in wonder. Oh that'd be
super duper I'd love it. Oh, hi, guy, that'd be
maybe we just spun over and talking about over mint Julie.

Speaker 12 (01:14:32):
Du Oh, that'd be super duper, fellow.

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
I found out that Mike actually lives and works very
close to our studio.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Yeah, okay, and he had.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
A knowledgeable enthusiastic I'm sure we could have like a
midnight matinee movie review with Mike something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Oh, that'd be super Duper'd be super duper.

Speaker 8 (01:14:52):
And another guy I ran into, who clearly is at
Comic Con for all the right reasons, is this guy Jonathan.
And I was talked to him because he had four
or five giant bags of stuff with him. But it
wasn't he could he wasn't a professional. You could tell
he like he was carrying around things that he loved.
He wasn't just there to buy and resell. And again
I knew I was right as soon as I talked
to Jonathan. Jonathan, can you describe for me what you

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have in your bags today?

Speaker 14 (01:15:16):
Oh, that's a very easy question, actually, all right, Oh okay, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
That's a very easy question. Actually all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Uh yeah, that's cool. I mean, like, because uh, you
could see where some of the celebrities get ticked because
the autograph hounds who are just turning around to sell them,
so they want to sign your name to it, which
if it's fine, like you're you're the fan, you want
to keep it. Like the garbage pail kid stuff that
I bought, I didn't buy that to resell it. I
bought that just because I wanted it and it was
a nostalgia thing and you know, but it wasn't to

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turn around as any kind of like investment to turn
around and sell.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
There was a huge link Funko Pops, which, for folks
who don't know, are basically it's a type of bibblehead essentially. Uh,
there was a Alec Baldwin was there signing Funko Pops.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Really of all.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
People that be super duper yeah, like the big big
name he'll show for an hour and do a bunch
of Yeah. So I was talking to this Jonathan guy.
We'll talk to him more, play a little getting with
him in a second. But I wanted to talk to
him about his his outfit because he was wearing a
cool costume like everybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
All right, Joh, I am monkey Delf.

Speaker 9 (01:16:18):
For folks who don't know, what's this monkey character? What
franchise is he from.

Speaker 14 (01:16:22):
Actually, it's kind of funny that you mentioned that it's
from one Piece. Basically, it's an anime that no Less
is based off the manga from a c o Oda.
And yes, there is a Netflix show because basically it's
also available if you see any legals as such.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
That is face off of the anime and manga.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Okay, Greg, I'm gonna need a translation. I was about
to beg you for one. I don't I don't understand anything.
I don't know any of that is a show, that's
all I know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
It's on Netflix now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yeah, that's more than I knew. Yeah, So are we
gonna are we gonna do a round of how much
you pay for that dirt crap? Jonathan? I know it's
a rip off of MENACE's game? I guess I did.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
I did a couple of rounds of different people, how
much would you pay for that nerd cred?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Is Jonathan one of them? Oh? He sure is. Oh boy,
we're gonna find out what's in that bag? You guys,
wouldn't that be excited?

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
Would be super deeper?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
That's next. Comic Con recap continues after the break here
on The Woody Show. What he's sitting the nineties chicken
nuggets somewhere in the studio. Can Menace find it before that?
Never mind, he found it. The Woody Show will be
right back. Greg has been overall very disappointed in this summer.
It's been very cool, very subpar. Yeah, I read.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Somewhere there's his whole life for summer. I would have
to fact check the coolest summer since nineteen sixty eight.
I read something.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Oh wow, I know legal Seattle, slash Alaska. Because you
hear about like the heat that just happened that went
like through the Midwest and the Northeast. Yeah, like, can
can you get under this heat dome? Yeah? Like, let's
get under it? Right, it's called summer. Yeah, I mean
I think the weather has been pleasant. I was outside
hanging out, Yeah, it was. It was it was comfortable

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to sit outside.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
Why are you hanging out, Greg where there's a cloud
above you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Apparently my house.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Come out with me to Coachella. Man, it's like one
hundred degrees and sunny and beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah, but then he got to be out in Coachella. Yeah,
we got to leave now to get.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
People go from all over the world to hang out
at resource.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I don't have a helicopter.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Okay, that is one point.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Yeah, But also it's like every time there's a conversation
about going down there, it's like the same thing. Well,
I don't know what's the big deal. They go, well,
you can you can hang with the pool, and well
you have sunlight. But in general, just in general, it's
like in general drink and pool. They list all the

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things that you can do. Right here, we have good restaurants.
Oh okay, we have like unlike Los Angeles, Orange County.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
But apparently you can't because the well now yeah, now
you're making more of an argument for Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, and then he could be amongst
his people, you know. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
There's one one section called pump Springs. I don't know
if you heard of it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Pump spring it's a mega game. Really. Oh yeah, you're
gonna be yeah, you're gonna be legally required to move
there in a few years ago. Yeah, I think so young?
Your AARP, yeah, and your legal requirement to move to
Pump sp think how happy? I'll be right, all right?
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number

(01:19:26):
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. How much for that nerd crap? A
Sea Bass original game that Menaces All of a sudden,
it side the rip off? Cool metus? What the hell
that is? Next? Comic Con recap for the Wooded Show.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, the Woody Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I'll see Bash went and covered Comic Con and not
to be confused with MENACE's original game. How much for
that nerd crap? How much did you pay for that crap? Right?
That's different? Yeah, it's different. Yes, it's like vanilla ice different, Yes,
than vastly. Also, I'm gonna be ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
Additionally, I'm gonna be talking to guys who actually bought
nerd craps, not somebody who is selling it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Blanket, Okay, I love the blanket, Lady energy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Back to back to Jonathan.

Speaker 8 (01:20:24):
You guys, remember Jonathan, Jonathan, can you strive for me
what you have in your bags today?

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Oh that's a very easy question.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Actually, that's a very easy question. A ton of stuff.
He's all there, and see you ask going to ask
him about some of these things right here, he's going
to go into detail about Jonathan, can you strive for me.
What you have in your bags today?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Oh, that's a very easy question.

Speaker 14 (01:20:43):
Actually, I have three poster tups, which I decided to
absolutely get because since this is the last day, I
only had.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
One poster tube.

Speaker 14 (01:20:50):
Although it's a little damage, I apparently wanted to get
a little more so that in case if I have
any more conventions, I could put more posters in there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Right now, I have my Moose Toys.

Speaker 14 (01:20:58):
Which I got, the amazing dis little Circus figurines in
my Lego land bag which I usually carry. I actually
up basically character one of the characters in Cookie Run Kingdom,
which apparently this was last year's special UCC exclusive. Also,
by the way I'm holding this sword, which is actually
from the Masses of the Universe, you could definitely tell

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that it's actually gives the little thing that it's coming
out on June fifth, twenty twenty six, meaning that a
new he Man movie's coming out.

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
For just the stuff you got a comic con. How
much did you pay for all of this wonderful nerd crap?

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
So there's a lot of stuff there, stuff recap it? Yeah,
boys dream he had like three bags worth of stuff. Yeah,
and that's like swords and plush animals, lego stuff, empty
poster tubes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Posters are the vendors of this stuff, for lack of
a better term, private citizens or is it like company?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
It is largely companies.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
You gil, you'll see you know, all the big names
there Hotel and Lego and kind of Funko and but
there's but there's a whole section of resellers. So they'll
get stuff that's all craft or stuff from overseas. Uh,
you know, comic con exclusive stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
So what is it?

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
It's a mixture of the two. It But again, i'll
just give you guys. So Jonathan hit about the three
bags of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
How much would he pay for all that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Nerd crab all of it? Cardboard tubes, a bunch of
figurine sword, sword, sword, metal, big sword.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Got I gotta go to board just for a rough
let's have bordive is kind of like a a rough
number for all that all the bags were the stuff?
How much? He said? Three bags?

Speaker 10 (01:22:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, three bags plushies. Plushies are like forty fifty bucks.
The sword, I mean, I don't even know where to
begin with the sword. How do you put a value?
You describe the sword?

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
It was quite frankly a promotional sword who knew we
had a new he Mat movie coming out next to her,
so he did he did. Yeah, so that could have been.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Like a give give us a number there board, I
say five hundred bucks. I was thinking closer to one
thousand with three bags.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
I mean, if he's getting promotional materials, he's waiting in
line to get free stuff. So a lot of it
could be the freezing.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
I'n't even shown you the bags yet. So the the
Funko pop bag this year is about three feet by
two and a half. Yeah, the biggest bag you've ever
seen your life.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yes, Joe Joe Koy had one that he had on
his he was he had a bunch of stuff that
they gave him and normal like, damn, that's a big
ass bag.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
Because they did a bag when you walk in which
you want to fill just large by all bags standards,
still smaller than the Funko bags.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Oh wow, still got Funko bags like the size of
a giant window.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Yeah, how much, I'm gonna say six hundred, six hundred bucks.
Put me down for nine hundred dollars, put me down
for seven to fifty fifty or seventy five. All right,
how much for that nerd craft?

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
How much did you pay for all of this wonderful
nerd craft?

Speaker 14 (01:23:37):
More than one thousand dollars and a lot of money. Also,
I got help from my family, But also want to
thank my family for this. I really loved him. I
wished my mom a lot of best of luck. I mean,
she's recovering from an eye surgery thing where her retinas
was about to be separated. If you have a loving family,
you should give them lots of love, you know, hug.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Them and give them lots of kisses.

Speaker 14 (01:24:00):
You should really just be a good you know, not
only for girl or man a woman, just be good altogether,
and you'll be grateful that you have a loving family
and that they care for you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Yes, and take their money and burn it. Star of
love on this Spactrund. I agree.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
I love him, Gina, I love you. I agree with
what you're saying. I think Jonathan again, he's to be protected.
He's a treasure. Yes, I agree, he's a fantastic guy
and again a real real comic con.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Is he thanking them because they gave him money to
help him out out there and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Money well spent let me take her money. Yeah, a
comic con, who's next? Now?

Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
Comic con is a very family friendly event. There's a
ton of kids there, which I do enjoy because that's
it's what other stuff should be for. There is kids
that should be for kids. However, I did find something
there that I did I've never seen a comic come before.
It's a thing called j List. Jay is for Japan,
so I was like, oh, sweet Japan, let me talk
about that. Hell yeah, uh now this guy was selling

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these grab bags and he's going to tell you more
about these right here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
We're jalis dot com.

Speaker 13 (01:25:03):
So I'm interesting grab bags that we prepared for the show.
Inside it's got a bunch of manga, bunch of games.
The main thing inside the box is going to be
an own a hole, which is a male stress relief
device that's quite popular. But it's own a hole translates
a hole. It means o nani, which means onism, and
whole is whole, okay, So onanism is another word for touching,

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a Biblical word for uh, spilling your seat on the
ground instead of.

Speaker 8 (01:25:29):
These characters are like in school girl outfits? Are they
only all eighteen two?

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
Of course they are well your cartoon you could be anything, right, Yeah, yeah,
of course.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
How much does it cost to get grab bag of
nerd crap?

Speaker 8 (01:25:40):
So it's a bag that has like you said, so
he said, it's got but it's got some O holes
own holes, which are things that Greg's used recently.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
That's what it was.

Speaker 8 (01:25:49):
So yeah, these are a little bit literally right, yeah,
there are little device Now they don't show these in
front of the kids, but they're in the box in
the Oh wow wait and so you get it random
owner holes too? Uh mango are the magazines or the
comic books some games which are actually CD ROM games
you put in your computer in the playoffs? Oh, they
haven't own a whole cleaning kit and warming kitty on

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the door. So I get pretty they can't show it
because that's why it's in the box. It's in the
grab bag. But yeah, again, I was surprised. I was
surprised too, matters like this is not comic con.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
StuffYeah alright, manas give us a you're mister Japan four fifty,
four hundred and fifty dollars Greg Gory two hundred two
hundred dollars three hundred, three hundred dollars. I'm more like
in Menaces range because it's multiple. Okay, that's not just
one correct, Yeah, I'm uh six.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
Hundred dollars, one twenty five?

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
All right? How much did it pay?

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
How much does it cost to get grab bag of
nerd crap?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
This is sixty dollars right now? Okay, all right, sixty bucks?

Speaker 8 (01:26:55):
Yeah, sixty bucks is the first thing I think I've
ever bought a comic con. I'm in a path sal sticky.
So look, you see you get this box, it's got
these It is a one mystery. There's also like a
super sexy bunny girl inside, so you pass those wrong.
I guess Greg's the expert on this kind of star open.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
It so she wouldn't you be afraid to insert like
chemicals and who knows?

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
And a bunch of comic books which again very soft.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
These girls, these are all the.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
Not hen tie, which is the name for adult anime.
It's all school girl age girls.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Is there supposed to be like sexy? Oh yeah, oh,
I didn't know if that was.

Speaker 8 (01:27:30):
They gave me a T shirt that I'm sure Menace
will love to wear around.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
So well, there's a little packet of Japanese lube. You
got a deal man, Yeah, for sixty bucks. Yeah, don't
get anywhere close to him with any kind of open flame.
That thing will go up in.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
It's got a girl with like hooks in her nose.
It's just exactly And then uh oh. Then there's these
CD ROM games you put in your computer, and he says,
he's like, choose your an adventure with girls. They got
some tissues.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Oh good, kind of a good deal. Yeah, so sixty bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
J Jlist dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Right, it's a hot time at comcond Yeah. Hell yeah,
all right, we're gonna take a break and then we're
gonna come back. We got to one more round to play.
We're gonna meet a guy named Bobby and he's got nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
He's got something from n US.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Oh yeah, all right, that's a that's next year on
the Woodies show. Hang Up So School. Jeff G. Hey,
good morning, Jeff G. Good morning. What he Happy Monday?
Good morning, team, Happy Monday. Let's go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:28:27):
Start it off with the Angels. They got it done
yesterday against the Mariners.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
The shutter Field guys rotch Dad, that's it right back there.
Mike Trout joins the thousand RBI club.

Speaker 15 (01:28:43):
They have style Mike Trout making it into that exclusive
thousand RBI club. By the way, the Halo split with
Seattle over the weekend. They're welcoming the Rangers tonight to Anaheim.
That is a six thirty eight start. A couple of
injury notes for the Halos. Chris Taylor right hand fracture
goes on to the along with Jorge Solaire with back inflammation.
Moving on to the Dodgers, they lost two out of

(01:29:06):
three in Boston. It was kind of the same old
story this weekend for the Dodgers. They got out to
a lead, then they blew the lead. Boston ends up
winning this afternoon Dodgers and Cincinnati taking on the Reds NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Very interesting post.

Speaker 15 (01:29:18):
Over the weekend, Lebron James and Maverick Carter were chilling
with Jokers Agent on his yacht in the French Riviera,
and Jokers Agent actually put out a very cryptic tweet.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
He's taking a page out of Lebron's book right.

Speaker 15 (01:29:32):
It says, quote, the summer of twenty twenty five is
the perfect time to make plans for the fall of
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
So to me that means two things.

Speaker 15 (01:29:41):
Would he show either lebron is going to the Nuggets
or the Joker is coming to the Lakers. Very interesting
either way. And finally, we got to send some prayers
up to Dion Sanders. He's been battling an unspecified issue
the last few months or so and it might actually
hinder his coaching ability for the Colorado Buffaloes. His doctors
are going to have a news conference today at some

(01:30:02):
point to announce what's going on with Dion.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Either way, prayers up to prime time.

Speaker 15 (01:30:07):
I'm Jeff G and that's SoCal Sports, all right, Thank
you very much, Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Asking you Laker fans, would it be nice to be
kind of be dumb with lebronomy? So tired of hearing
about it every time, like what's he gonna do? What's
he gonna do? Just player, don't yeah, so over that dude.
So see, Bass was at Comic Con over the weekend

(01:30:32):
and he's been giving us a little recap and some
of the stuff that he saw experience there at at
Comic Con. And we're playing a round of how much
did you pay that nerd Crab? Which could sound a
lot like uh, you know, MENACE's original game, but not
to be confused because it is different, very different.

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
Let's speaking of menus. I saw this guy rolling around
with a couple of big comic con bags, and he
had not one Menace but two different giant plush Hello
Kitty dolls and big, big presence at comic Con, even
though there's not really a Hello Kitty cartoon that I'm
aware of, but people like it because what Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
The art? Yeah, the arts. Why so let's talk to
men to talk to Bob Menace is a big fan. Yeah,
the joking aside.

Speaker 8 (01:31:19):
Menace, we'll talk to Bobby about his Hello Kitties and
other stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:31:23):
It's like a Hello Kitty thing from Jazz Wears My Melody.
And then there's also a Coroma one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
There's a big Hello Kitty doll.

Speaker 8 (01:31:30):
It's all pink and it's got bats and stuff on
its head, and it's like a candy cane or something.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
No, it's actually a plushy.

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
They're like almost a foot tall really, Yeah, Like they're
kind of evil though scary looking.

Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
You're like a little bit yeah, And it says one
of one thousand. Does that mean it's a very limited edition?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Correct?

Speaker 12 (01:31:49):
It's a big Goodzilla, Yeah, Godzilla two Hello kitties, some
hot wheels, and a couple other sort of things.

Speaker 9 (01:31:56):
How much did you pay for all of this nerd crap?

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
I'm sure he's bringing it home to his kid, it's right, yeah,
totally yeah, that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
So hot wheels? How many hot wheels? A handful?

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Yeah? These bags are deep, o man? And excuse me,
their plushies?

Speaker 8 (01:32:13):
Yes, yeah, like yeah, but everybuddy on one of a
thousand these and Karomi she's the She's the hell or
he who knows is the hell? O kitty that wears
like a bat wing bat hat. And I got a
double's till.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
And thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
I'm gonna say eight hundred, yeah, I'm gonna say seven
to twenty five seems high.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
I'm gonna say four hundred, yeah, it's going to even
like kind of lower, oh really thinking more like three something.

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
Then its lego had a spec like an open Lego
pit where you could just go in and start building stuff.
And it was really sad to see all the adults there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
All right, I'm going six hundred, all right, probably down
for three fifty okay, three hundred and fifty dollars. Let's
find out, Bobby all this stuff. How much? How much
did you pay for all of this? Nerd crack give
me six hundred? No, nail it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Yeah, I love it?

Speaker 8 (01:33:02):
Hell yeah, Wheelhouse And unfortunately I couldn't. I didn't get
you know, I wasn't there early enough to get you
a comic Con exclusive. Hello Kitty, I'm oh, damn it,
you'll just stick with the Ona Ho and all the
other stuff he already owned.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
Yeah, nice dude. I looked up online. There's this Instagram
account where you can, like it's like underground Lego stuff
where you can build Lego sets that are not sold.
What so Yeah, because there's like some F one cars
that I want to build, but they don't make them
or sell them, but they teach you how to make
with other parts. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah. So you can type in what Lego sets you own,
and it'll give you like a list of all the
other things that you can build based on what you've
already got.

Speaker 8 (01:33:43):
I would have loved that when I was ten.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, but what about now? You have been so depressed?

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
In the Flora Comic Con, I was a big line
wrapping around this big display and I looked around and
it was full got adults waiting in line probably for
about half an hour to go in front of that
big pit of legos and build legos.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
I'm curious since you found Greg the George Lucas thing, like,
was it the Second Coming of Christ people? Yeah, it was.

Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
Sunday morning, and so I think I know all he
did was kind of preview his big museum.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Though Queen Latifa was there on the I guess she
was hosting it or something.

Speaker 8 (01:34:15):
We could set up a booth there because like anybody, Like,
there's a girl I saw upstairs and she played one
one character on one episode of south Park one time,
and she had a line of people. If you have
a funko pop that you're willing to autograph, people will
line up for it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
You know. Who didn't have one person in the two
hours they were there, according to their own social media post,
was a Quintin Rampage Jackson for the UFC. I mean
he was in an eighteen movie, right, Yeah? Did apparently
like not one person stop because they don't know anything
about UFC.

Speaker 8 (01:34:44):
I don't know, but like all the all the old
wrestlers show up, but they get a few people a list.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Yeah, well, there's your comic con twenty twenty five. Recap everybody.
All right, Yeah, there's people with money out there, Thank
you very much. See master, were I to take a
quick break. We got some more. Whaties show for you next? Hang,
She'll be right back. It will happen.

Speaker 10 (01:35:03):
What do you show next?

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
All right? Welcome back everybody. Hey, it's a World hepatitis Day.
Just figure. I throw that out there on July twenty.
Everybody knows it's on your calendar, right, very privately. That's
curable now, right, you get shots for A and B.

Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:19):
I think most kids you get him now, I got mine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Sea's not great though. Appatitis c Yeah, that's the difference.
Doesn't Pamela Anderson have pepsi? Allegedly allegedly? Well no, she
came out and I thought she did. I thought she
was like, yeah, anyway, who cares. It's appatitis Day. It's
a National Milk Chocolate Day.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
It is not superior. I like it better than chocolate, dude,
I do. Oh my god, what are you tripping? No
in today's National soccer Day? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Manas Yeah, well, milk chocolate has more flavor than dark chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Right, I see I dark chocolate tastes kind of burnt.
To me, it's it's a little bitter. It's supposed to
be a little more like I think it's way more
taste chocolate cream. See milk chalklate to me is more
blant kids like milk chock. All right, it's a greg guy.
I did a quick thing for auto insurance companies, the
best ones when it comes to ease of filing and

(01:36:12):
settling claims. Okay, and they mentioned someone's like the best
ones n j M Insurance heard of this number one
and claim Satisfaction, JD Power blah blah blah blah, Amika
Mutual never heard of that, Eerie Insurance. And then number
four U s a ah, that's the best as far

(01:36:33):
as ease of starting a claim, digital tools and channels,
fairness of settlement, time to resolve a claim, all the
things that you want now. They also mentioned Travelers Nationwide
and State Farm as also toward the top, but they
say Progressive Mercury and National General the General are not good.
Oh no, I've had Mercury forever. Have you had a claim? Many? Really? Well? Yeah,

(01:36:58):
I guess Well that's why the claims are so easy,
because I'm the one getting hit right exactly, getting hit
from behind.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
It was one insurance company. I heard good things about.
It's called Bamboo Insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
But you did or did not hear good No, I heard.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Good things about it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Sounds sounds like they'll definitely be here in one hundred
years and just pick up the phone, all right. So
we have the Birthday's the port of Birthday coming up
here in just a second minutes. What's happening in the
world of entertainment?

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Well, one of our favorite subjects, Taylor Swift, yes actually
getting Yes, she's actually getting some shade and some smack
talk by one of her ex boyfriend's mothers, the ex
boyfriend being Matt Healey. He is from the band nineteen
seventy five. Now, why is the mom talking smack? And
why is she on TV? She was on Watch What

(01:37:51):
Happens Live and the mom apparently didn't know this is
a soap opera actress in the UK, and so she
is already famous. So that's why she was on TV.
And she says.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
She's so famous that we refer to her as Matt
Heally's mom people, and then have to remember remind everybody
who Matt Heally is of the nineteen seventy five. They're
the man that sings and then name the soul. Yes,
that still okays a lot of explanation.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
But anyways, she was talking to Mack. She says the
part that she didn't like when her son was dating
Taylor Swift, that he couldn't talk about the relationship at all,
but then she could talk about it all over an album.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
So right here was the whole album, but he wasn't
a how to say anything?

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Yeah, sign contract? Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
Yeah, that must be the deal. Like when you're dating
Taylor Swift, you don't really talk about your relationship?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Not worth it?

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Yeah? Yeah, because I want to, you know, be a
chatty Kathy with all my gals about it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
Seriously.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
All right, another Taylor Swift ex That would be Harry Styles.
He he's kind of been laying low and not putting
out any music, but he has launched a new brand. Guys.
It's called Pleasing. Have you heard about this?

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
I did? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
On the website they're selling nail polish. I should have
just said perfume and apparel and more. But on top
of that sex toys.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
We need reviews. Blue review of.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
A Harry style sex toy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
I will check them out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
Yeah, go to the website and fix them called pleasing, Yeah,
pleasing right, Yeah, we want to see what you have
to say about it. One more story to stay in
the Taylor Swift ecosystems. That'd be that'd be Kylie Kelsey.
That is Jason Kelsey's wife. She has a podcast and

(01:39:45):
she was talking about, uh, the TV shows that are
banned in her household for kids. Now on the list
is something that I have heard a lot about I
know nothing about is Coco Melon and.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Kids.

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
This is just like why stupid because it's the colors
are too bright and the clips are too fast, so
it teaches.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Them to just like like they.

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
Need more and more than it like pauses a d
D allegedly just the way I read the images and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Well, a lot of people were saying that about SpongeBob,
like SpongeBob did that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
But that's not for like toddlers.

Speaker 8 (01:40:19):
SpongeBob's not a smart show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
I'll give them that, but yeah, they said it kind
of dumbed down kids. So apparently this is what this
Cocamela cocon for babies.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Yeah, this is because of visually.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
The way it stimulates them is the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Cuts are too quick.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
Yeah, well, you know who's a big fan is our
old employee Julianne. Oh maybe that explains a lot. All right,
how about.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
This I'm looking at Harry Styles sex toys. It looks
like it's just for chicks.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
Yeah, come on, I can still try it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
I guess I could just vibe my scrow do it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
Okay? How about this show that's on the band list
and in their household?

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Blippy? Oh, don't do blippy like that? Yeahl's great.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
Bloopy goes to like different like kids museums around the
country and shows you like what's inside, and he has
his glasses and he.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
Sounds like a snooze fant.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
He's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:41:10):
It's boring for adults for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
Yeah, she says it's just weird. Okay, I mean I
did look up the image of the guy that kind
of hosted. He does look kind of weird. And then
the next one, she says it's bend in her household,
but not by her is by her children. She says
it's just creepy. That would be teletabbis nobody likes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Oh yeah, that was always weird. Yes, I was down
for whatever. Just kept the kids quiet and occupied while
either we just sat there and just got a breather
out of it or got something done that we were
trying to do, like some kind of thing around the house.
More kids and Blue Care what it was now. I
thank god the kids were never into something like super obnoxious.
I think the most obnoxious one they were ever into

(01:41:49):
was Pepa Pig. Yeah, that got grading after a while.
Greg calls it Pepa the Pig, the pig the pig.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
Well, Peppa the Pig is on the approved list for
their household. And Miss Rachel, who we talked about recently.
Have you heard of Tots? I haven't heard of that one.
And then Bluey, which is massive people love, and then
Puppy dog Pals. I've heard of that too. I love
Paul Patrol by the way, because I put that off

(01:42:19):
for my dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Over the dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:42:20):
Yeah, they enjoy it, dude. There's been some scientific stuff
that just came out that dogs do watch television.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
I put the Eighties channel on the iHeartRadio app on
the on the Amazon device when we leave the house
for the dog, she loves the Eighties. My dog like
smooth jazz.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Well, We did have that study as well. When it
comes to music that they love reggae, I put on
reggae dogs. All right, did you see this though? Jessica
Simpson she had a wardrobe malfunction on the Today Show.
Nice bro, what do you mean Jessica Simpson has a
has had a huge resurger.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
To see or something like what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:42:56):
She's all hot again and then she's and out music.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
But what was the malfunction?

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
So her top did explode because you know, she has
massive cans, but she has long hair so kind of
covered up a little bit and she kind of had
a jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
But yeah, you couldn't see anything, but it was her top. Yeah,
it doesn't count. Then she has not a wardrobe malfunction.
That doesn't count. Still malfunction.

Speaker 5 (01:43:19):
Yeah, it's still exploded because you know the Bazukas and
the Miszoka.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Okay, she's worth like a billion dollars a yeah, because
she has that break out the Crazy Show were Shimar,
we're gonna site. She was like, it's and you know,
we don't do and we'll start with the celebrities and
the one woman on Earth that menace admits to getting
a boner over laur Laughlin, who played and Decky on

(01:43:46):
Full House.

Speaker 5 (01:43:47):
I was saying, to go to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Who was it broiled into the college scandal, the cheating
scant wall, Yeah, the bribe scandal to get their kids
into college. Her and the other chick from a Desperate
Housewife's flicit puffing, And now she was yeah, she's not
too hot. Yeah no, And it was just weird because
Menas never makes comments like that ever, but they're like, wow,
and check out Menus with a bonner from.

Speaker 8 (01:44:10):
She spent two months in Ma Menas And now she's
all like hard, Yeah she is.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
She's kid. She's sixty one years old today. He's the
lead singer of Papa Roach. Jakobe Shaddocks is forty nine.
Sally Struthers, Archie's daughter Gloria of All the Family and
one of the many recipients of Trey Parker and Matt
Stone's wrath on South Park. She used to be called
a fanty. She's seventy eight. Soldier Boy is thirty five.

(01:44:34):
Actress Elizabeth Berkley, who is Jesse spino on Saved by
the Bell. You also might know her from Show Girls.
She's fifty three and Jim Davis, the cartoonist who created Garfield,
is eighty years old. Today. Your porno birthday is Natasha
Nice and today's birthday Girl. She's done more stroking than
the college rowing team one thousand and eighty fine adult.

(01:44:58):
Her resume including one of g his newest favorites called
first Time home Buyer anal fantasy if it don't help
me get a deal? Yeah, an house Hunters mixed with
corn d She was also in a Satisfying Face to
Sit On volume one. Nice. She was in Rubbing the
Nub Volume two. My friend's mom helps me masturbate. That's
a good one. She was in The Birds and the

(01:45:20):
be Hinds Volume one. Here's one for Greg and put
on your watch list. Peeping pervert gets a squirting lesbian
lesson and then who can forget her unfruito role and
be careful. Natasha is one fertile myrtle. Oh, she's certainly
can feed ever happens. She could feed whatever happens. Yeah, uh,

(01:45:42):
there's some big boobies she got.

Speaker 8 (01:45:43):
As Vennis would say, bazukass Oh can I give you
a Garfield fact though?

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
Real quick?

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Oh please, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
So in the.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Eighties there was a shipment of Garfield phones that fell
into the ocean off the coast of France, and the
parks are still washing a short today. Wow, that's still today,
still today, this very days. Yeah, still today's years later.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Natasha Knice, who's thirty seven years old today, and that
you reporto birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Monday morning look at what's happening in the world of entertainment.
More fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had goneree a
few times and I'd say I haven't had gone show. Well,
what's it for a Monday Everybody cool? We got the

(01:46:30):
Full Show podcast. You can find it just by going
to the woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform of
your choice. It doesn't rhyme with smotify anything. But still
working on that, waiting on a reply, waiting on a reply,
which I think we'll be waiting forever. But anyway, get
caught up. Full Show podcast. It's waiting there for you.
We are back tomorrow and we have a special guest

(01:46:52):
coming in and it's gonna be Gina's husband Andy. What
like we know Andy, he went on the Alaska cruise
with us. Yeah, but we're bringing him in to play
a little game. And it's also gonna be Andy's birthday. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Woa.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Yeah, so Andy has a chance to win a prize. Yes,
I'm just gonna I'm gonna leave it at that win
because she has done a really good job of not
telling him too much.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Yeah, And so we're gonna have him in also the
trending news headlines, all the other stuff that you come
to know and expect here on the Woody Shots tomorrow Tuesday.
In the meantime, anthan you got for us, you can
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(01:47:38):
Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
most meetings could have been emails, and most emails could
have been nothing. Agreed our friend Gary Vee. If you
follow Gary Vaynerchuk on social media. I think I'm might
have mentioned this before. He makes the argument for no

(01:47:59):
meeting should ever be more than seven minutes long. Oh
I love that, which is magic number seven, which is
why we started. You know when our meetings happen each week,
we have one meeting a week we do like a
planning meeting for the next week. What do we want
to do on the show next week? And I set
it at fifteen minutes, no more than because we have
a lot of people we want to get some ideas
out there. Seven wouldn't do it. Used to be forty

(01:48:19):
minutes these meetings would take. We've got them down to
about fifteen twenty minutes. Big improvement, more productive, more focus.
The other meetings that we have around here, that's why
I stop going on them. Actually, it could have been
a text. I just wait now that they go accept
decline maybe always declined, yea, And if nobody says anything
about it, well then whatever at that point. And nine

(01:48:41):
times out of ten, can you guys meet at like
one pm? No? No, no, we got here at one am?
No no we can't. What time works for you? How
about four in the morning? Does that work for you?
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Wood Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day, SMD

(01:49:03):
double M. I quit this bitch.