FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 29th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Tony Horton in studio, New Side Hustles & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, Is it.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good more than everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Today is Tuesday. It's July to twenty ninth.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
We are in the final days of the month of July,
and then it's then the summer is really over. Greg,
you Dennis basically telling Yeah, I mean, I'm seeing all
the back to school stuff. A lot of back to
school shopping happening. My wife took my daughter out to
get all the back to school supplies already seeing Halloween stuff. Wow,
all the Halloween stuff for sure. Everywhere. My son just
keeps refreshing the home Depot website a thousand times or

(01:12):
waiting for and I'm not sure if he's supposed to
come out the other day. I guess I have no idea,
but yeah, it's that time. He needs to set up
a business, like get a warehouse somewhere. Yeah, and make
a ton of money.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Speaking of men as buying crap, what does your son
do with last year's Halloween stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
He keeps a couple pieces and then like the animatronics
and stuff, and then everything else is sells. Yeah, so smart,
and he sells it on Macary and then he makes money.
A lot of times, he sells it for almost what
he bought it for. And then he turns around. He
takes that stuff and like I said, he's waiting for
all the home depot drops. He's waiting for Spirit to
open up, and he'll buy new stuff for the new

(01:49):
setup this year. And he already knows a lot of
the stuff that's already coming out. He's just waiting for
it to be available. You know, he got a whole
he got a whole thing set up.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
Well, he's really good at that, at getting like sort
of exclusive.

Speaker 9 (01:59):
Things right away.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
Wait, that's why he can end up reselling them later.

Speaker 9 (02:02):
And he waits for the moment.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:03):
It is one of the few people that gets in
on yea.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I think he's gonna be working at Spirit this
year because he's finally old enough. You had to be
sixteen to work there. I did not realize that Spirit
is owned by Spencer's.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, No, it's one of those things where
you don't have to get high in his own supply,
Like he'll be there the whole time.

Speaker 11 (02:20):
Yeah, a negative paycheck.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It is his own money, Like he asks for money
for like you know, birthdays and Christmas and stuff like that,
and then he's got a job on top of that.
He only uses his birthday and Christmas money stuff to
buy the additional stuff because he turns around and he
sells the other stuff to get the new stuff, and
so that keeps it fresh and exciting for him.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
So I got no complaints.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's his thing.

Speaker 12 (02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think it's a really good system and he's got
going on there. And do people will buy anything? Yeah,
it's crazy that he sold I've told you he sold
empty bottles of Prime. Yeah, like the Prime energy not
energy drink, but the Prime you know, gatoraye type drink. Yeah,
you know, people were buying empty bottles. They're not even

(03:05):
the drink in there. Weird, sad, but people bought those.
What did he just sell the other day? He's like,
I can't believe somebody actually bought oh, an old pair
of his hockey gloves, gloves that he used for hockey.
They have holes warning them and everything else. He said
they stink, which I know, hockey gear, lacrosse gear, football gear.
If you got a kid that plays a sport like that.
That crap stinks. Somebody bought them.

Speaker 9 (03:26):
I wonder if it's for like a Halloween costume or something.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
But so now, when my wife and I were just
doing that thing this past weekend, going through and getting
rid of a bunch of stuff. We had like a
couple of airs of the house, so we're looking to
clean out and an update or whatever. We found a
couple of things. We're like, I bet you he could
sell this, and we gave it to him and he's
going to turn around. He's going to sell it online.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
Love this kid.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
I've always wanted to get us menace. I know you
approve a big Halloween decoration for in the studio.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Now the problem is those home depot like the werewolf
skeletons are like fourteen feet tall, so they won't fish.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
And also a lot of times, like he said it
is like those are like a lot of he calls
them mom decorations like the stuff that you'll see like
in a costco or some of those kind of places
like I saw this one very basic bill is.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
Where it's a band like they all connect to each other,
like you can buy one solo, but then you can
buy the other ones and then they'll all play as
a band.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's got projectors, he's got fog machine, he's got all
kinds of stuff.

Speaker 11 (04:22):
Will be awesome in here.

Speaker 13 (04:23):
He'll ever grow out of it? Or is this a
lifelong thing? Is he going to be the Halloween guy forever?

Speaker 11 (04:28):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
So probably, You'll probably always get excited about, like, you know,
setting up you know, something in the yard or something
outside for.

Speaker 11 (04:35):
When he's sixty and his kids have loved that.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Once he has a real paycheck, imagine what it's going
to look like.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's his version of what my wife feels about Christmas,
like she can't wait to put all that crap out
or Sammy can't wait to put all that crap out.
You know. So maybe, maybe not. I also think he's
gonna end up doing. If I had to guess what
he's going to do as a career, I think he's
could do something creative. I'm not sure what it is,
something business slash creative.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
But he definitely has a business mind.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
No, he does, he does. But he also likes to creativity.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
So even like kind of some low end graphic design
kind of stuff, he shows a lot of interest in
or video editing or you know a lot of stuff
is gonna be taken over by AI. But but something
in that in that lane would be would be my guess. Cool.
But a lot of those people are starving artists and
they live with their parents, which is not in our house.
Not in our house anyway. So here's what we got

(05:26):
lined up on the Woody Show for you this morning. Uh,
we have Geni's husband coming in. Yes, questions. I know
it's super early. He's not awake yet, is he?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
No?

Speaker 9 (05:37):
I mean he wouldn't. No, no, no, Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
So I'm gonna say this right now.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Are you sure?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I swear to God?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
So we have Andy's husband. Today's birthday and we're gonna
have Andy's husband come in. We've told him, I'm sorry.
Well we'll see how that goes after today. Right. So, Andy,
Gina's husband, it's his birthday today. We have him coming in.
We've told him that he's coming in for like a

(06:04):
newlywed game.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Yeah, that he has been trying to prepare for.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Okay, so he's been putting a little time into something
that's never gonna happen. We don't, we don't have that
plan for him. We do have a special guest, somebody
that he truly loves, like he's obsessed with. This person
is like icon. It's a celebrity, yes, right, And it's
not like an a less celebrity or whatever, but it's
it's it's a well known person, especially in you know

(06:27):
the world that that Andy.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Is a part of on a daily basis.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
You're really good at this.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
You're tiptoeing one.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, because I don't. I don't want to get it anyway.
So we have that person who's coming in to surprise
Andy for his birthday, insane. It may be a love
connection with you know what I'm saying, It might end
up being Andy's future husband, but I wouldn't be surprised, right.
So so that's happening today here on the what you
show all the trending news headlines. We've got the birthdays,
We've got the born on birthday all on the way

(06:57):
here today on this Tuesday morning again, phones are open
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Speaker 4 (07:05):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Ments had a question for everybody.

Speaker 11 (07:08):
Yeah, is golf hard to play?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Like actual golf?

Speaker 11 (07:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Because are you talking about like, uh, I mean, you've
done like top golf, legit golf, because I get invited
to like a lot of golf things for some reason,
and I feel like maybe I should know how to play.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
And again with this whole resurgence, there's I know, super White,
but I like, I feel like I'm missing out because
I have friends that go and do like golf stuff,
but I go, I I know nothing about golf. I
don't know how to play, and I would just make
it ass out of myself if we go to like
some nice place to go play. And you know, with
the the new TV show Stick that absolutely love on

(07:50):
Apple TV, and then of course Happy Gilmore too that
just came out. I got invited to go play with
this guy that's really well known who was in the
movie Bryson d Shambeau. Have you heard of him.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
He's sort of like one of the biggest guys on
the tour right now. He's yeah, he's kind of a
big you know, I don't know how to play.

Speaker 11 (08:06):
I'm not gonna go like go on a golf cart
with this guy who's like super professional player.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Is this a pro?

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Why would you be playing? Because like, yeah, he's like
he's one of the top top guys.

Speaker 11 (08:15):
Yeah, it's like yeah, yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
We'll give us the situation of how this happened.

Speaker 11 (08:19):
You know, there's some people that know him. It's like
inviting me along to go, like you play it around,
I go, no way. I don't even know. Yeah, I
don't even know how to hit the ball. Like when
you when you go to like line up to hit
the ball, can you actually see the flag that's super
far away? Are you just like are you just pointing
in that direction and hoping.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Now you can see the flag? You can see it
when you're teeing off, you can see the flag.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
Because movie it looks like you can't at all for
football fields away.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, I mean it's it's very far.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
But unless you have like a like a dogway dog
leg to like the left or whatever, like, you'll know, okay,
it's around there.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
You know how many yards it is to the pin?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
And then you have to obviously you're not gonna make
it in one shot on you know, like a par
five or something like that. You know, so you'll put
the ball in play to a spot where then on
your second shot you're setting yourself up so that you
have a clear view to the green to the pin
and you can take a better approach shot from there. Right.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, but like I'm not like a super golf guy.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
That was well explained.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
But but I know enough like that, like that would
be the thing like on a lot of them. Yeah,
I think you can see. There's obviously, you know, some hazards, bunkers,
water hazards, things like that.

Speaker 11 (09:27):
Like how do you even start though? Do you go
to a range you get?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (09:31):
Yeah, because the most embarrassing thing is you keep swinging
and you don't hit the ball.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Yeah, because I don't. Again, I don't want to be
around a bunch of people that know how to play
and then I'm just there a jacket.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Also, is it too late, No, no way, I.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Know people learning to play golf now.

Speaker 14 (09:47):
Although one thing you do have to look out for
you are going to be sore as hell the next day.
It's so crazy, the muscles you're working that you would
never work otherwise.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's difficult for sure. It's known as a humbling like
people always talk about, Oh, golf will humble you because
like you'll be great one day and you'll just be trash. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:08):
I've played for reals golf one time in my life,
and A it was very difficult. And B the putting
I thought was way harder than them than it was
going to be because it's on actual grass.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
As opposed to like through a windmill or something. It's
pretty hard.

Speaker 11 (10:22):
I've done putting a lot, and I like that.

Speaker 13 (10:24):
I don't understand when I say, like, oh, this shot,
you need a five iron, Like, how did you know that?

Speaker 11 (10:29):
I'm more afraid of, like the distance thing.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, that's like I love a driving range or top golf.
That's fine because then the whole idea is just to
smack the ball as far as you can. That's fun,
that's fun. It's it's the finesse game.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
That I have no Yeah, see, I'm with you though.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
It's the driving and the chipping because it's swinging back
and then missing the ball when you go to hit.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
I think if you get.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Lessons, it'll be okay because they teach you how to
stand and hold the club properly where you're not going
to miss it.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Well, what about base jumping?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
What about Is it hard? Yes?

Speaker 11 (11:00):
Hard?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So easy?

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (11:03):
So I have been I don't know how this algorithm
found me, but I am like being targeted or have
been targeted for a while with these base jumping accounts.
I'm obsessed with them, and now I'm like, you know what,
this is something I would very much like to do.
You just you just jump and then you get all
the adrenaline and all the good vibes and you feel
great and you didn't really do much except clip.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, there's no real like a free fall to it,
because pretty much as soon a little bit, very little. Yeah,
pretty much, as soon as you jump, the shoot open
while it's supposed to open.

Speaker 14 (11:33):
Up around and it looks so fun. And I like
to follow this account where they do it. It's like
a moab one and the guy. Obviously it's tandem, and
it's a lot of women and they're like.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
How do you feel?

Speaker 14 (11:43):
They're like, just stop talking me, just let's do it,
and that would just.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
So be me.

Speaker 14 (11:48):
And then by the time they get down, they're so happy,
and I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I thought about it at one point because I did
have the opportunities to do it. This is pretty soon
after I did the skydiving thing, and I've only done
that once and that was fun. Start there. That was
that was fun. Don't do tandem, don't do static line
do tandem, yes, because then you get the free fall,
which to me that was the most thrilling part. Just
hanging from a parachute was cool, but like, I don't

(12:13):
know if I wouldn't want to do that again. Yeah,
it was fine. It's kind of suspended up there. It's
it's it's like I said, it's it's not boring, but
it's it's not thrilling.

Speaker 14 (12:22):
Right, But the base jumping is quicker, which might be.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Better, But I also think like it's only fun for
like a couple of seconds. It's that initial jumping or
going the go decision, and then you're just kind of
floating down.

Speaker 9 (12:36):
But you have such a low resting heart rate that
of course that wouldn't be like super exciting for you.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
No, I would never do it in a billion years,
but I think it would be hell of fun. Do
you ever see the guys like the wingsuits?

Speaker 12 (12:48):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yes, I love those flying squirrel dudes.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yes, like that looks crazy, that's great.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I mean there's there's skydive in, there's bass jump, and
there's things like that, and then there's another guy who
is diving off.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
Wait, is that how the red bull guy died? Or
was he lighting I think paragram.

Speaker 13 (13:07):
Videos of that idea, like as they're doing it, I've
never seen the end, like that's a parachute. I mean,
but it's a parachute for real, because they took I
don't know if I don't think it's a parachute because
they wouldn't have much There wouldn't be a much aerodynamic
you know flight if you have like a pack like yeah,
because like they'll they'll they'll they'll tuck their arms back

(13:30):
for wingsuits.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (13:32):
Do you think they just land on their feet?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (13:36):
There is a parachute.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
It's got to be small.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
You can see it on their back. Yeah, it's got
to be a super small. Some have done it without,
but in general.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yes, yeah, I would think because like the way those
guys are flying through the air much like a bird
or a plane. I mean, I mean they're cruising, they
are hauling acts. It's fast.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
That's probably as close to flying.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That looks That looks insane.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
Oh so fun.

Speaker 14 (14:00):
All right, So you said start with jumping out of
a plane base.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Jumping, Yeah I would I would do that first.

Speaker 9 (14:06):
Okay, that scares me, but I think.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
The base jumping that seems base jumping. Yeah, base jumping
and bungee courting seems a little bit more risky really, Yeah,
because you don't have as much altitude.

Speaker 14 (14:19):
Yeah, you don't have enough time to make adio adjustments.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, because of like when you're when you're doing a
skydiving thing, like there's a there's a shoot, and then
there's an auxiliary shoot. I'm not sure how the base
jumping thing works because like you don't have that much time. No,
So its like the if the primary shoot doesn't open,
is there an auxiliary shoot for base jumping.

Speaker 9 (14:37):
I don't think there'll be time to open.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
With the ground not yet exactly, not a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Just do it over water, you'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, you just splash right out right. I'll let you
know your cannonball eight seven seven forty four. Woodie send
us a text over to two to nine to eighty seven.
We got some more Woodies show for you. Next hang.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Show, Next, what's up?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Everybody?

Speaker 11 (14:58):
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West Covina, California, hang out with me at Norms. I
got a bunch of giveaways. First seventy five people get
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August first, four to seven pm and West Covina at Norms.
In the meantime, keep it enjoying the woods Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I don't know I had a screenshot of.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
It in my head otherwise known as a memory autographic man.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Just before I add all these screenshots flash before back.
This is the Woody Show. It's another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Tuesday morning, July the
twenty ninth, Woody, Greg, what is up? We got Gina
ground Sea Mass, Sammy Morgan's here. We'll take out your

(15:47):
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us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
You just gonna have the trending news headlines here in
a second.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
But I do want to bring this up because there's
more information coming out about the guy who stabbed those
people at the walmart. Some of that now as I
read through the story and I hear more information, this
is another one of those situations of how is this
guy even on the streets to begin with? Yeah, so,

(16:16):
according to the report. His criminal history. I just made
some notes here. His criminal history is decades long, and
we're going to work backwards. In twenty sixteen, records show
that he was charged with felony destruction of tombs and
disintermined and mutilation of dead bodies.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
But court records show that he was found not guilty
by reason of insanity.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
So let's start right there.

Speaker 9 (16:43):
I don't get that.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, So you are so bat ish crazy that you
can't control.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yourself, So you should be on the streets.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
At the very minimum, you should be locked up in
some kind of mental facility out there wandering around. Okay,
Now that's just one. That's just one thing. Yeah, mutilation
of dead bodies, digging people up, Okay, so horror movie
kind of Starting in twenty fourteen, he was sentenced to
forty nine days in jail following a criminal mischief conviction

(17:12):
in twenty twelve. Convicted of assault. In two thousand and eight,
arrested for aggravated domestic violence and spend a year in jail.
In two thousand and six, he pled guilty to third
degree retail fraud. In two thousand and five, he pled
guilty to domestic violence and he spent ninety three days
in confinement. So this is like, you know, this guy's
gone soop and one thing of digging up bodies. Yeah,

(17:35):
and not guilty by reason of insanity. And this guy
is out of the street to be able to go
out and stab a bunch of people to Walmart, we
just like let them? Yeah, yes, same frustrated.

Speaker 14 (17:44):
And is he not guilty by reason of insanity? Now
you are guilty because you are Insand.

Speaker 9 (17:49):
What I'm saying did we just keep calling him not guilty?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Right? If you've listened to the show for any amount
of time, I've made this argument with that. I hate
just the terminology bothers me because you are guilty.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
The reason you did it could be because you're insane. No,
you're guilty.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You did it. And if you're digging up dead bodies
and mutilating them, you're insane.

Speaker 15 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
For the Walmart stabbing, he was arraigned on charges of
terrorism and assault with intent to murder. He entered a
not guilty plea and was given a one hundred thousand
dollars cash bond. Now, my god, not that this guy
has anyway to come up with one hundred thousand dollars
in cash. But why even make that an option after
everything else? Look at all the things that are on
his record, after everything else, why does he even have

(18:32):
an option of being on the street. Is supposed to
be back in court August twelve, and oh, it was
reported the night before this Walmart thing, this probate court
issued an order for him to be taken in the custody.
The press release did not say why, but the cops
were already out there looking for him. And then the
next day is when he stabbed all the people at

(18:52):
the Walmart.

Speaker 9 (18:53):
Like, oh, making a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
That's what's so frustrating when you hear about like these
guys were on the radar for X number of years
and people knew and we're watching you. You can't do
anything about it because it violates their rights.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
What about my right person?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
This killed clearly a danger to society. This person's a
ticking time bomb, and we just like go, oh, but
they're right. I get it.

Speaker 11 (19:18):
It's kind of like a gray area when people are
being weird on the Internet and stuff like that and
posting things, but when they have been convicted multiple times
of different crime, what is the excuse by lawmakers to
just keep on letting these people go.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Now, assaults and you know, retail fraud, and you have
this big long list that you gotta wraph. Okay, the
minute this guy's like digging up bodies and mutilating corpses
and stuff like that, that's right, and that's after all
that other stuff like game over all? Right, man, we
don't need you. Yeah, I think we put you down
like a dog.

Speaker 16 (19:46):
Now.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
The other thing I don't understand about law enforcement is
when they make an arrest of somebody and they say,
we found out he had a warrant for assault. Uh,
if he had a warrant, why didn't you go get them?
Are they working twenty four to seven on people with
warrants out for the arrest? Why does anybody have one
go get them if they have a warrant for their arrest.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I don't get it. Everybody's on socials now. You don't
know where they are at.

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Their lunch, right, they're tagging where they're at.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, if there's a warn out for you, I mean,
go get them.

Speaker 11 (20:11):
Like bounty hunters. I mean, do they get any money
by picking up people with warrants? Or I mean, can
there be a division where you get like a finder's fee.
I think that's all they get paid for.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
That's how it works.

Speaker 11 (20:23):
Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
All right, Well, Gina grad is here and she's got
the official US advice.

Speaker 14 (20:31):
Well, yeah, some other crazy ish went down. This was
in midtown Manhattan yesterday when a twenty seven year old
guy started shooting up the lobby of a building that
went up to the thirty third floor and then kept shooting.
He killed four people in total, including an NYPD officer,
and police say this a hole drove across the country
from his house in Las Vegas, took an assault rifle

(20:52):
with them into the building. And this building, by the way,
had all the NFL league offices.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah. I saw, like there's a picture of him walking
across It was like a like a plaza, Yeah, like
a courtyard, Yeah, holding his gun. I mean, I guess
that's New York right.

Speaker 14 (21:06):
Well, they say he had a suicide note with him
and said he had problems with the NFL and that
he had CTE, which you know a lot of football
players they found that they have. And in the note
he said he wanted his brain to be studied, which
is I guess why he shot himself in the chest
instead of the head, So just maybe do that. Yeah,
I don't get Yeah, before.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You shoot up a building, feel free if that's the
whole they feel free to just take yourself out, Yeah
and leave science.

Speaker 13 (21:31):
Yeah, it's like jumpers on the freeway, like you want
to involve other people there, but leave everybody else out
of it.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
Exactly.

Speaker 11 (21:37):
Well.

Speaker 14 (21:37):
Then over in Nevada yesterday there was a shooting at
the Grand Sierra Resort and Reno. The gunman shot five people.
He killed two, he heard three.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
Cops say.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
The shooter had been pacing around the parking lot for
forty five minutes before he started shooting. He had his
gun jam during the shooting, he was able to clear it.
Then he kept going and they arrested him right after
the shooting and they're investigating why the hell he did that.
And a Delta Airlines flight took an insane turn after
landing in San Francisco yesterday from Minneapolis.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yes, we heard the story yesterday while we were still
on the air. Yeah, but we didn't really know the details.
All we knew was that the co pilot was arrested
in very public fashion. When the every plane landed like
he was like let off the plane in cuffs and everything.
Nobody quite knew what was going on, and now now
here's another guy should be buried under the jail.

Speaker 14 (22:28):
Exactly ten federal agents rushed on board arrested him.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
The pilot.

Speaker 14 (22:33):
The captain had no clue what was going on. Well,
turns out this co pilot is facing five counts related
to a let's say, a serious crime involving a child
under ten years old. So he's currently being held on
five million dollar bail and we don't need him, right.

Speaker 11 (22:50):
I wonder what they said though, like why he had
to return the flight, you know, like you would I
would be afraid, like the co pilot would go nuts. Yeah,
just lose his mind or something. Yeah, you know, they
had to lie to him about something how to come back.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
Don't tell anyone, but we have a surprise party for you.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
Yeah, surprise you have to turn back.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You won the lottery.

Speaker 17 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:11):
Well, we do have some great news for Dion Sanders.
So after he announced yesterday that he'd been diagnosed with
a very aggressive form of bladder cancer, he said he's
going to be okay. The cancer was discovered during a
routine follow up CT scan for another surgery he had,
and he had surgery to remove his bladder. They reconstructed
a new one using part of his intestine.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
He welcome to the future.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
So he's got like a bag though, right, yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:37):
But also like the yeah, but like to piecemeal part
of your intestine into like look a new balloon animal.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Pretty good. Yeah. I was like, how big is he
going to be able to any kind of capacity. He's
gonna have like pee every cup couple of minutes. I
don't know if you can even control that.

Speaker 14 (23:51):
Well, that's right with the catheter. The surgery was a success.
Doctors confirm he's now cancer free. Plus we'll be back
coaching at University of Colorado this season.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Had to have like a couple of toes amputated, like
he's been through it.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's so crazy. And testing made into a bladder. Yeah.
But Greg, he was talking about how much weight he
lost in the process of all this kind of stuff,
twenty five pounds. He said, he was like Atlanta Falcons
prime skinny. See there's the golden silver because I was
like Falcon prime skinny. Damn.

Speaker 14 (24:20):
And also back in the day, I don't know much
about football players, but back in the day, he was
so hot?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, is that okay? Why was it? That's not usually
what I'm noticing, like watching the game.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
So hot, I thought he was so hot.

Speaker 11 (24:38):
But going back to the catheter thing, man, that God,
that's so brutal.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Guys.

Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yeah, I woke up having from a surgery with the
catheter did and I was like screaming, begging the nurses
to take it out. They didn't want to, but they did.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I wonder what happened, like if they remove your bladder,
Like would they go through the whole thing of like
just having a tube in through your penis or could
they set it up in a way where they can
have it not going through your penis you know, like yeah,
like make a new hole somewhere else that like that
taps in because like, man, just to have a catheter,

(25:15):
like because that's that that's not like a you're in
the hospital for a surgery and then once you get
out of surgery, they'll remove the catheter and you know what,
Like I think in a more permanent situation or a
more permanent setup, I would want to long term setup,
like did have to do something? You have to go
on through your hogs?

Speaker 10 (25:30):
You're right?

Speaker 14 (25:30):
And also like when you can't eat anymore, they do
a G tube to your stomach.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
So I imagine they would do something like that.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's my buddy had. He had crones since passed away,
but yeah, he had a my dad that he wore
for years. Can you request not to have a catheter
or do they say it's not up to you.

Speaker 14 (25:47):
My girlfriend of mine, broker Leg, was screaming in pain
and begging them at the same time, please.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Don't put a cather Can I just wear a diaper?
Can I please just wear diaper?

Speaker 11 (25:56):
In surgery?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I mean Greg went to the doctor for an your infection.
He somehow got a Catholic, right, it's weird. Yeah, they
demanded the cspenis wow. And they threaded him up with
a catheter. Was very awkward. Yeah, and then I had
my scrolled him inspected for a broken finger.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Shouldn't have done that?

Speaker 11 (26:14):
How that they took it out? They gave me a jug?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh why don't they just do that?

Speaker 11 (26:18):
Yeah, give me a jug.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I'll walk around with them. Who cares well?

Speaker 14 (26:20):
Chicago Cubs Hall of Fame second baseman Ryan Sandberg died yesterday.
He was originally diagnosed with prostate cancer in January of
twenty twenty four, but he was seen at spring training
earlier this year.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
He was only sixty five.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
He was such a big deal. Man, dude, Like, I
wasn't even a Cubs fan, but I think it doesn't matter.
The entire country had WGN TV, and so the Cubs
games were always on WGN, and the Braves were always
on TBS, and so you saw a lot of Braves games.
You saw a lot of Cubs games. I was super
in the baseball obviously, even if you weren't a Cubs fan,
like you loved like Bryan Sandberg was like just one

(26:53):
of those super exciting players. Also a really cool guy.
And when I walked in this morning in dumbass Tyler
had said something about Ryans, I was like, wait he died,
because yeah, man said, yeah, just just announced it yesterday,
And I'm like, WHOA, really what? I didn't even know
he was sick. It's so sad.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Yeah, yeah, and ny five, Yeah sixty five in the
face of the Cubs for seasons, always been a fan favorite,
ten time All Star, seven times Silver Slugger winner, when
nine consecutive Gold Gloves, was inducted into the Hall of
Fame in two thousand and five. I mean really big.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
It was like him. Maddox wasn't because it was Maddox
because Max and I'm going the Braves Maddox and then
uh Mark Grace. I think in that time, same kind
of era, the big ones on the on the Cubs.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
What's so funny that you say everyone had wgns? So everyone?
I mean, that's so true. Yeah, everybody watched the Cubs.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
It's the only rhine I've ever heard.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Ryan Ryan Yes.

Speaker 14 (27:50):
And Sydney Sweeney well, her new American Eagle ad has
gone megaviral for a pun linking jeans like genetics with
jeans like the kind you wear, and some people appear
it to be very upset about it.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I don't even read.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
I saw there was something that kept popping up.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
And it's exhausting.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
All I saw was outrage, and I was like.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
Yeah, outrage, backlash.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (28:11):
So here's why the ad has Sweeny highlighting her blue jeans,
because she has you know, blue eyes whatever alongside her
wearing blue jeans, and critics say the wording sounds like
a dog whistle for white supremacy and nasty propaganda the air,
and they're using the campaign of racial insensitivity. Get the
thank you sweety American Air, Well, they haven't said anything

(28:33):
about this.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
They're they're not going public, but it's worth noting. Apparently
American Eagle stock went up sixteen percent.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
Yeah, everything that she has touched lately, companies, Yeah, like
hayd there's a.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Lot about her that's big.

Speaker 11 (28:46):
Yeah, she did something with Hey dude, their stock went up.
She did something with what was sasquatch doctor squatch, Yeah,
doctor squat, dopes and stuff. They ended up selling for
like a billion dollars after that. Yeah, she's killing it.
And yeah, all these headlines look crazy when it comes
to this act campaign, but when you go back and
you actually watch the video, it's like, oh, it makes sense.

(29:07):
And then but what she's saying about like jeans and
stuff like that, Wait, did controversy makes sense? No, No,
what she is saying makes sense. But being taken well.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Of course, everybody's looking for something to be you know,
outraged about, tie into something outrageous.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
Correct again, it's all hot people complaining.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh wait, all right, so a couple of things to
share the this happened yesterday. You guys know, Jim Kramer
NBC is the financial guy. Y yeah, huge, it's time

(29:53):
for the lightning.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the an insane person.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
My stepfather loves. This guy drives my mom nuts because
my stepfather is half deaf, and so he has the
TV cranked up, you know, ungodly volume, and.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
Then you know, all my mom gets to hear is
that shees I hate the lightning round drive nuts.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Anyway, So Jim Kramer is on yesterday's edition of Squawk
on the Street and they were discussing the whole like
U S EU trade deal, very exciting, and uh, Jim
dropped an F bomb and then followed it with the
lord's name in vain. Our biggest problem is we have
so much growth the FED won't cut What the jesus.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I'm so sorry, everybody.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
Okay, take that.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Back, people doing live TV.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Jim to your point, You're fine.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Let Carl talk now today.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Most notable change.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I wish we weren't weird about language, so it go.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
Who cares that earth end?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
He's speaking passionately.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
It wasn't any kind of even a slip, even if
it wasn't a sexual context, which it wouldn't be on
Squawk on the Street. You know, but whatever it's, it's
a bunch of adults talking. You can't tell me there's
kids sitting around watching Squawk on the Street now.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
And even if they are, they'll they're gonna yeah, they're
they're gonna live.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Another story.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
We had that story, the fight on the golf course
with the the former hockey player Boom bang bang. Well,
another golf course brawl in the news. Guy in Florida
or rest after he assaulted a golfer because he thought
he was playing too slow. Punched the guy multiple times
right in the face, broke a bone beneath his eye socket.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Here are some other golfers commenting on the attack. You know,
they send the local news out there. Now.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
The first guy here, he sounds either drunk or retarded.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
You make the call. Here we go.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
If you're out here to be aggressive, you picked the
absolute wrongs.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
You go.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Do you like jiu jitsu or kung fu or something.
There's no need to be fighting out here. You could
easily call the shop.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Somebody will come out and speak to the person with
but in case, but it should never.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Turn to violence. Dumbass Tyler made the observation and he
kind of looks like half baked. Oh really, yeah, I
got to see a photo this guy, the guy who
started the whole thing, Hi Taylor to the parking lot,
got the hell out of their. Cops caught up to
him pretty quick though, because the golf course had his
credit card on file, and so he was arrested for
aggravated battery. Speaking of run ins with the cops, a

(32:40):
man in Canada was hassled at the American Canadian border.
He was crossing the border to go pick up his
friend and as they made their way back into Canada,
they were stopped. The agents questioned him and here's what
happened from there. I have a little clip from him.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Well I have nothing to high go for it.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
And so long story short, Uh, they found fatal dogs,
went in, They went into my business, They went into
every nook and cranny of my life as well as
the passenger's life, thinking that we were drug dealers or
drug smugglers. They made the conclusive understanding based on that
residue that it was from somebody before us. Me and
the passenger were like in disbelief of like this is nuts.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Now you made me thinking like Okay, you find drugs
in your car, how could they be somebody else as well?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
He rented the car for the day from Turo.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
That makes sense if you don't know. That's people's personal
cars that they rent.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Out, which is a great deal. Yeah, it goes wrong.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
So there's there's there's.

Speaker 13 (33:42):
That Canadians are hardcore about immigration policy.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
And yeah that we were in on that Disney cruise.
Your friend, yes, had of dy like decades ago, right,
twenty five years ago, two decades in old decades and
spent months working things out with lawyers and the FBI.

Speaker 11 (34:02):
That was just to let him board a cruise ship
right in Vancouver.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
And then go over for ten hours go be a
tourist in another state of the United States. You just
had to get through the cruise terminal. Took months and
months and months and thousands the undesirables. Yeah, yeah, Jim
Dui is just like murder there eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to

(34:27):
two to nine eight seven. We have very special guests
that's going to be joining us next to you, guys.
I'm excited, in fact, we have I can't say, I
can't say I'm just going to say that we have
a special guest coming up next. I can tell you
who this this is. It's going to be a Gina's husband,
Big d and love swinging d Andy. He is going

(34:50):
to be here to prove to all of us once
and for all, if this claimed by Gina is true.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
That's what he's here.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
It was his penis large, as you know, Gina claims
it is.

Speaker 9 (35:01):
I do claim prepare that's right.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
That was That was the deal with him coming in. Yeah, yeah,
and then we'll explain why he's here. There's a purpose
for Andy being here today. Uh, that will be next
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Hang on next show.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
You Hey, yeah, that's great, gory, good morning. We got
menas Gina grad is here, we got Sea Bess, We've
got Sammy more. Oh, let me turn your uh there
there we go. We got Morgan, she's our associate producer
and taking your phone calls eight seven seven forty four Woody,
you can hit us up of the text over to
two two nine eight seven, And we have a special

(35:44):
guest in studio. He has the guy we've heard so
much about. I know a lot about all the people
in this room. Have spent a good amount of time
with this person, but as far as his appearances on
this show, I don't think that he's been on on
the air with us at all, even on the phone,
even right, nothing, All right, ladies and gentlemen, we've heard
so much about Andy Gina's husband.

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Let me give myself a rout of applause.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
It's big d Andy.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I know.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
You lead by reputation and it's saying and it's thanks
to your wife.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Now I am. I am under the impression that she
is just a good wife like that. Yeah, and you
know there's some kind of thing about like look like
you know, I'm always going to have your back. I'm
going to have the world believing that you have the
world's largest penis, no matter what is actually true. I mean,
there's an easy way we could prove it right now. Yeah, Well,
there Greg and mess with Love the City.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, there are hippo laws in place, but it is
we've medical condition we are in this room before.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, well Andy, welcome, thank you for being here. It's
the newlywed game. But we've done a version of this before.
We have, so it's just and how long you guys
been married.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Since twenty twenty one. So what what is that? Six
five years?

Speaker 15 (36:56):
Six?

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yes, okay, sorry, that is not good.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
So nervous.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Actually women know that stuff.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
I'm not good at that.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah. Also, before before we go any further, today is
Andy's birthday.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Well, happy birthday, birthday, Big two seven.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Let me ask you about something Gina actually brought up
on the show before. You know, when you went to
go play night Skip night skotball. You go play at night?
Oh yeah, and you took your your son with you
and whatever said you're gonna be home at what eight thirty?
And it was like after ten o'clock. She went out
into the streets looking for you. Oh yeah, Like was
that weird? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You know, I mean she was afraid that I, a
six foot man, was kidnapped, I know night my neighborhood horse,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (37:44):
And a half hours it was it was very nice.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
But did you see this nice? You just see his odd?

Speaker 11 (37:49):
I felt guilty, good, I mean a little a little guilty.
I mean, was the game that intense that you couldn't
usually well my phone was I don't have my phone.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
On the court.

Speaker 11 (38:00):
It's like sitting under the so it's far away.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I could inherit ringings.

Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, run back and forth on a basketball court, but
not over to your phone.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Should have started this way.

Speaker 11 (38:11):
Raise your hand if you're already on my.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Side at all. All right, so I'm gonna go down
the line.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
That's a long time to be later. Yeah, I don't
it's not necessarily kidnapping. Could have been a car prop
so because we're in the trust tree. What is the
most awkward part about living with Gina? I can imagine
there's many things that we've heard about, how she has
about seven air purifiers throughout the house, all the other
weird kind of.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Like the sounding white noise, all the other kind of
weird stuff that she does. She does the weird noises, weird.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
Mostly in private. Now, Yeah, I was trying to say the.

Speaker 9 (38:50):
Noise and I don't apologize at home like I would yere,
which that noise I can do, but I don't have
to do.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
But I don't believe that.

Speaker 11 (39:05):
But I'm used to all this stuff now.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
At first, I was like, what is the.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
How the noise is?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Wake up? Someone's in the house. Yeah, all right, well, okay,
let's take the break and then and then we'll come back.
Newlywed game. So I mean, hopefully we're going to learn
something about these two and how well they know each
other newlywed game and again, Happy birthday, Andy, welcome back.

(39:35):
We have Andy, Andy Grad? Yeah, Andy Grad. Yeah, we
have a Gina's husband, Andy who is here. And today
is Andy's birthday. Go Andy. We wanted to do something
special for your birthday and we got you a gift.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Is that okay?

Speaker 15 (39:57):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
More than okay, more than okay? Because he said he
didn't want to make a big.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Deal, right, Well, accept I guess, but I don't demand the.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Gifts, right, Sammy, Sammy bringing the gift, Sammy, Sammy bringing
the gift we brought you.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Tony Horton, I see you every day.

Speaker 11 (40:18):
I saw yesterday. That's a wrong handshake, how I imagine it
to be.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
And they say, never meet your hero. So much for
being here, all right, So to hor is here.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
You understand even though you're even though you're.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
A basketball fan, like I think, your biggest celebrity crush
and I called a celebrity crush the way that explains it.
This is your Tony in he and welcome and thank
you for being here. This is your biggest fan. This
is Andy from what I understand. He watches your videos every.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
Day day and my kid does the kids videos and
he does.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
The vid he is your kid in the other room.
Yeah yeah, he was all waving.

Speaker 14 (41:02):
And not only that, but but my husband, Andy will
speak along with you all your little asides, we say
them all.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
He knows the whole thing.

Speaker 11 (41:13):
They will.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
He will talk to you as if like you're in
the room with him as he's getting wool. You know,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
I don't.

Speaker 18 (41:20):
I don't know what is whether to say thank you
or I apologize?

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Are you surprised time?

Speaker 11 (41:25):
I'm very it's Andy's brother out, it's Andy's mom.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I don't know that thank you? What age you are?
But you look fantastic?

Speaker 11 (41:34):
How old am I really?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah? Yeah, forty four? Forty four all right and I
just turned sixty seven. No y, which is which is crazy?
All right? So Tony Horden, of course, you know a
lot of people got introduced to Tony like the pe
Naughty X Day yep. But now Tony has got his
own fitness platforms called power Nation, and they have a
new fitness program launching. It's called power Max thirty and

(41:57):
so that's going to be like fifteen workouts. There's thirty
minutes each. It's led by Tony and these other trainers
are involved in uh the whole program. It's like it's
full body, so it's like it's it's upper body, lower
body warm ups, cool down, the whole thing. And there's
also some and I guess this is all part of
it because it's not just physical, it's mental, like the
whole mindfulness. There's some mindfulness videos.

Speaker 18 (42:18):
Right, I added that component. We didn't do that back
in p ninety X. It was just work out, get fit,
take a picture, then get fat again. So we we thought, hey,
you know what, let's add a piece to the to.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
The dynamic here that allows people to sort of get
their head on straight too. At the same time. More
information Power Nation Fitness dot o RG. And by the way,
I have a special code for anybody listening.

Speaker 18 (42:38):
You do yes, okay, all monthly or premium subscriptions go
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Speaker 3 (42:49):
All caps all caps on the Woody Okay, Woody so
big Woody and then twenty. Okay, that's the sweet.

Speaker 9 (42:55):
Because I hadn't gotten you a birthday presence.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Wow, right there, you and me so to let me
ask you about a couple. I have a few questions
actually because I'm always interested in like the working out
and like whatever, but like, you want to do it
in a way that I'm saying, in a way that's
like a fish and you're not wasting your time because
that's where you're gonna get burned out and you're gonna
get frustrated than this when you quit. Right. So, you

(43:19):
were talking about how Mario greg was doing this in
the garage because you figured, like doing in a hot
environment or whatever would be better. That you see people
they're out in the heat and they got sweatshirts on
and there does that do anything? Is that legit?

Speaker 18 (43:33):
I would say two trash bag workouts really the way
to go. Well, I mean for some people, you know,
a little sweat a little bit more, It doesn't mean
they're gonna bring more calories, you know.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Okay, So there's no actually kind of a myth yet.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Okay. So yeah, because there's a difference between like you know,
you take a fat dump and you're gonna lose. You know,
you're gonna say you lost it. It's gonna show a
lower number on the scale. But I mean that there's No,
like that's not an actual benefit, right, I mean, like
like sweating a little bit more doesn't mean that you
are you can be less fat. It's water weight, right, Yeah, yeah,
you're not burning anymore fat. Is that a real thing?

(44:04):
Burning fat?

Speaker 15 (44:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Of course burning fat is a thing.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
I mean here's the thing.

Speaker 18 (44:09):
You know, you're doing resistance exercises, pull ups, push up, squads, lunges, abs, weightlifting.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
You know you're burning calories while you're doing that.

Speaker 18 (44:16):
And the beautiful thing about that kind of workout is
that you're burning calories for twenty four hours with cardio
or whatever. You know, we're just kind of sweating. You're
burning calories while you're doing it, but half hour after
you're done, you're not really burning good.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Sure, But what I'm talking about like, you can't say, oh,
I want to work that gus, but you can work
like a specific air like legs or back or whatever.
But you can't say I'm gonna target the fat in
my gut because that's not the way you burn fat.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Correct.

Speaker 18 (44:40):
No, I mean you want to do exercises that raise
the heart rate, and you want to do exercise like
compound movements. You guys know what compound moves, or you're
gonna work your back, your shoulders, and your arms all
at the same time in the course of a particular
move that seems efficient, which yeah, which means you know,
like a burpie is a perfect example. You're going up,
you're going down, you're doing push ups, you're jumping. You're
just gonna burn more calories in a shorter period of time.
You're working more muscles. It's getting technical.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I'm I'm boring myself. Understands all this. I know, Andy,
Why don't you finish my sentence? And he's gonna finish
You better believe that. I'm just looking at Andy. Where
do you think he can improve? Do you think his
guns need some more work? Or like sweatshirt off and

(45:23):
just doing How about the month ago?

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Oh yeah, show the butt. He has a nice bot.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Show me your ass. Yeah, honey, honey. Because I look
at somebody like him, I look at somebody like Greg,
and I go because they're away talking about how then
you were saying something at one point went on the
the Alaska Cruise's like, oh no, I need to lose
some weight, Like are you you're already done? Like Greg
talks about I'll go fat. I'm like, dude, you're not fat.
I'm fat.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (45:48):
I mean losing weight is great. It's quality of life, man.
I mean I'm writing a book right now called fifty
Vitality Plus. So at the fifty year mark, if you
haven't begun to get your act together, the next thirty
forty years of your life are going to suck.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
And it's not too late, right, not too late, not
too late as sixty, but it's just harder. Yeah, you know,
old old dog new tricks kind of thing. So you know,
you want to work on flexibility, you want to work
on balance. You want to work on not only strength
and cardio, but you want to do that in speed.
Like older folks can't move quickly. Older folks have terrible flexibility.
Older folks don't have good balance. So when you go
to power Nation business dot dot org you use to

(46:25):
get you're gonna discover a lot of things. You're gonna
be outside of your comfort zone. And and that's how
you get her done.

Speaker 18 (46:31):
I mean that's why you know, as sixty seven years old,
I forced myself to climb up twenty foot ropes and
do pull ups at the top.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I forced myself to go through my Ninja.

Speaker 18 (46:38):
Corse because I'm working on skill based athletic movement that
most people my age can't even think about doing well.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Tony also does.

Speaker 14 (46:46):
Not leave room for excuses because there is one guy
in the video where you make note that, by the way,
he has one prosthetic lag, so I don't want to
hear about it from any of you.

Speaker 11 (46:55):
Yeah, that's the pliometrics.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, and knows and knows every single second.
I love you man well. Tony Horton is here Andy
genus husband's surprise birthday gift and also always a good
opportunity to uh to see Tony.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
We've been trying to get him in here since the
I think the beginning of the year.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah you're talking to like, you know it is January,
but then you were like very busy with all this
skiing and stuff at that point. But yeah, I was relaxing.
Power Nationfitness dot org. If it's Powernationfitness dot org, there's
a new program. It's called Powermax thirty and it's a
It's these fifteen workouts thirty minutes each. If you're looking
to do something for yourself from a physical fitness standpoint,

(47:36):
not just weight loss, but just in general fitness and
you can use the code Woody twenty w O O
d Y all caps to zero.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
And we got some more Tony Horton coming up next year.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
On the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Hang On, Tony Horton is here. I gotta say, Tony.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Looks fabulous, Like you would never look at Tony Horton
go that guy is pushing seventy.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Sixty seven years old, Like that's insane.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I was telling these guys about a video I just
saw recently from your home gym, and I mean Tony
posts a lot of stuff, but you were having like
a full on conversation with the other people in the
gym while you were hanging from this beam. It goes
across the ceiling like a peg board thing, yes, and
you had to like go from the one side to
the other side. Of Its insane while you're like suspended

(48:23):
in the air talking about walking, but like having like
this like a full on conversation you did, I believe
ten and you could tell like it. By the tenth
on you were starting to feel it. But it's it's incredible.
I mean the strength that you have at I mean
especially at any age, but I mean at at sixty seven.
But you know, Greg and I were talking about like
like you legitimately believe it's fun, you.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
And you, but I make it look fun. It hain'te
that fun, you know.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
And I don't really enjoy exercise all that much, but
I just the benefits.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Its just you don't.

Speaker 18 (48:57):
Yeah, I mean I started feeling okay about you know,
twelfth or fifteenth minute of something. But the stuff that
you've seen online, like the peg boards and the ropes
and the ninja course that I I do enjoy kind
of challenging myself that way because you know, I mean,
I like the ski.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I want to charge hard at it. Sixty Yeah.

Speaker 11 (49:13):
I don't do a lot of skin. Where's your favorite
place to go skin?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
We have a place in Jackson, Hawayoming. I love it
there and deer and moose in the backyard and bears
its gorgeous back. Yeah. Now, Andy, what what do you
find of all the stuff that you've done with the
Tony Horden workouts? Like, what's what's the most challenging? I
must know the anything with pull ups?

Speaker 11 (49:34):
Yeah, back is tough, and legs and back are tough.
I'm talking about the original.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Sure, sure, of course, Yes, I know it well because
I just and he.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
Wears a weighted vest, which I tell him I don't
know if that's good or not.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Well, I wear the weighted vest for the Kempox right on,
but not for PLO, well, not for Plyio. It sounds
oh my god. Yeah, these guys.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Tony Horden is here. It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (50:03):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be, supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
There, The Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey,
Tony Horton is here. Gina's husband, Andy is here. Andy
is Tony Horton's biggest fan. I mean, we all love,
we all love Tony. Andy loves.

Speaker 15 (50:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We were talking during the break because even Gina told
us as we were talking about this that what was
the word you use? A mote? Yeah, it doesn't like
you know, he's.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Kind of big motor and plays it a little closer.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
But inside, Andy, are you like freaking out?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I'm losing it.

Speaker 11 (50:45):
I'm falling apart. My entire world is crushing coming around you.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
But I'm like, I'm going to be hearing about this
for a while, am I not?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I got to say that you're keeping your cool. That's
very much his speed. I'll let you know it very
much is his.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
He's a big deal now.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
But now that you are face to face with your hero,
like any is there any question comes to mind that.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
You've You've always wanted to ask.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Man, if you know what, if I ever met Tony Horton,
should I feel guilty for just not doing the pull ups?

Speaker 18 (51:12):
Because get a band and put the band on the bar,
put your foot in the band, or get a chair
out there and just knock them out. Man, you still
want to work those muscles even if it doesn't, you know,
keep your judgment down, just be in the moment and
just freaking do what you got to do. But I
wouldn't skip them, No, no more than I would skip
yoga or abbit barex well.

Speaker 14 (51:31):
And it's like, when I'm on the couch watching you
do the tea Horts workout, I noticed that you always
have I call you tea hearts at home, that you
always have somebody doing a different level. So if you
want to follow this person, if you want to follow
this person, you know, do the one that's right for you.

Speaker 9 (51:48):
I have a question, did you come up with the
term crunchy frogs.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I came up with every term on every move amazing.

Speaker 18 (51:54):
And it's a little embarrassing because I get a what
you call it that that's sort of stupid, because you know,
if I wanted to call it, you know, dominal twisting, crunches.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
We're out.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, I'm because I'm always wondering, like who comes up
the name or something like burpies? Like who the hell
came up with that?

Speaker 19 (52:08):
That was not me?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, I do. What is a crunchy frog?

Speaker 9 (52:13):
What is a country frogs?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
When it's when you sit down, it's it's one of
the exercises, the sixth one.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Wow, I didn't even know.

Speaker 11 (52:24):
That's when you sit down and your your legs are out.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, just shot, just show me a right he's not okay,
So Gina, please explain what Andy is doing.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
He's gonna be honest, but his feet are going to
be off the floor, his legs are extended, his arms are.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Out, and then he's gonna bring his knees in and
wrap his arms around his knees like.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Okay, all right, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
So it's it's kind of like a crunch except the
only thing that's like touching the ground is his ass right.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Imagine, so there's a.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Balanced component which is important to Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Crunchy frogs.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Let me let me ask you this because you know,
way lot of drugs are such a big deal. Do
the people in the fitness world. Is it because like, oh, well,
I'm the one going to the gym and working out
six days a week and I'm doing all the work.
Does it is that part of it that you know,
people the fitness people hate it or is there some
other reason to hate the weight loss drugs? Exactly that word,

(53:19):
It's like it's just a short cut, Like I did
all the real work. This is just a short cut.
It's not a shortcut to anything, not paying. It's a
it's a way to lose some weight.

Speaker 18 (53:29):
So you can look a little better in the future.
But there's a lot of you know, there's there's you
can get ulcers and diarrhea and constipation and and and
gull bladder issues and.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
All kinds of things. You know, there's a lot of
issues that come.

Speaker 9 (53:41):
With GOV and well and also you're clearly not you're
not building muscles.

Speaker 18 (53:45):
You're not only you're losing fat, you're losing muscle. So
you know, forget about trying to get up the stairs.
When the escalator goes out at the airport, you're gonna
be exhausted, you know. I mean, there's nothing really it's
a little bit healthy because you're losing a little bit
of weight. But like what Andy's doing, he's earning it.
He is improving the quality physically, mentally, and emotionally. Right,

(54:07):
He's ready to take anything on because he's taking care
of himself. People who are just dropping, you know, sticking
needles in their butt or whatever, how you do it.
You know you're gonna get smaller and people are gonna
say nice things about you. But it doesn't have anything
to do with your health.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Okay. So but for people who are taking those things,
and let's say they're taking them, like what should they do?

Speaker 18 (54:25):
I mean, let's say, for example, a lot of these
folks are really dealing with obesity. They're big folks, right,
so that's a starting point. That's okay. You know, you
lose some weight, you feel a little bit better, you're
lighter on your feet. Now I'm going to start working out.
You shouldn't just continue to take this without movement, you know,
And so I don't care what it is, you know,
martial arts, pilates, yoga, weightlifting, you know, hit training. You

(54:45):
got to do something so that you're improving the quality
of your life as you get older. I mean, you know,
there's there's life span and there's health span. They're very
different from each other, you know. I mean you want to,
you wanna as you get older, as you age, you
want to you know, you want to be fit and
strong and ready for the world.

Speaker 14 (54:59):
We when you talk about well being, like mentally, my
husband will say, I've got to do my workout. I've
got to do my tea hortz or I like if
you've had a rough day, if he's stressed out, he
has to go run, or he has to do planometrics,
or his head's messed up.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Well.

Speaker 18 (55:15):
The science behind it is if you read John Rady's
book Spark Right, he talks about the effects of physical
activity in the brain. Every time you do what you're
doing Andy, you're releasing nor pinefrin, dopamine, serotonin, and something
called BDNF brain derived neurotropic factor, all inside the temporal lope.
It lights up like a Christmas tree. It is miracle
growth for the brain.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I work. If I miss two days.

Speaker 18 (55:36):
Working out I'm an Honore's son, so I just understand
how important it is to move. And I mean I
want to ski hard and I want to play hard.
I mean everybody I work out with this half my age,
so that's part of it. But I just again, I
like the way I feel afterward, and you're not going
to get that with GOV or anything else.

Speaker 11 (55:51):
Now, tea dog. I am a jabber, but I think
there there you are.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
What have you been hiding that way?

Speaker 11 (56:00):
For the subject to come up, I would say, like,
if you are taking these type of drugs and you're
not doing strength, strength training is the dumbest thing you
can do, Like you're just gonna be a tuble goo
and it's just really not going to do anything for you.
And then you'll eventually become the tuble goo again if
you stop taking the drugs exactly.

Speaker 18 (56:21):
Yes, something you got to stick with forever and hopefully,
you know, for some people at a starting point and
they can, yeah.

Speaker 11 (56:25):
For sure, like a jump start, right yeah, yeah, but
it shouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
This permanent thing that you do.

Speaker 11 (56:29):
You know, like when I get off of broccoli, I
don't have any issues afterwards, you know. Yeah, but you
have to strength train yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
I mean I have heard the argument about okay, well, yeah,
you take these things, there could be some of the
side effects or whatever. But like, what's the side effect
of being like a big, giant fat ass with diabetes
and like all the health things that come with being
you know, super overweight.

Speaker 18 (56:50):
I mean it's stroke and hypertension and heart attack and
you can name the cancers that are caused by it, yeah, ibs,
and you know it goes on and on and on.
I mean if you look at your parents and grandparents,
so they killing it, you.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Know what I mean. If they're not, then you know,
those folks had sex and they made you.

Speaker 18 (57:05):
So you're basically there. You know, there's something that everybody knows,
their genetics. So your life is based on three things,
you know, the quality of your life. Environment is certainly
one of them. Behavior in genetics, now you can chase
through your behavior and through your environment, you can change
your genetics. It's called epigenetics. You look at Jacqueline. A
guy lived at me ninety six, his father passed away
at fifty. He just did the opposite of his old man.

(57:27):
You know, he got off the sugar and the processed
food and the fried food, and he started moving his
button and he pushed the envelope and the guy was,
you know, swimming Alcatraz, seventy rowboats behind you.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
And so that's it.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Like this, it's for me.

Speaker 18 (57:38):
It's what can I physically do other than exercise that
it makes my life much more interesting, you know what
I mean. And so like my wife and I we
went to Italy. We were on the Appian Way with
our e bikes for five and a half hours. You know,
I don't know if you've been on the Appian Way.
It's it's bowling balls the whole way. It's just like
Caesar made the crappiest.

Speaker 11 (57:57):
Road, you know.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
But we were out there in a blast seeing things.
You know.

Speaker 11 (58:01):
Other folks who are physically unable just couldn't.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Enjoy that, right, So you won't be able to. But
you're working out while you're on vacation, Oh, I mean,
other than doing like a mic rider, like those guys
that you see, Like I see them when I go
to Mexico and it's the couple and like they're really going, Yeah,
they're going to the gym, you know, for the for
the waysis I'm like, oh my god, yeah, I will
say of course, Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Well,

(58:23):
Tony Horden is here his new fitness program. It's called
power Max thirty. We're just talking about these fifteen different
workouts about thirty minutes each and Tony, you know, the
trainers are kind of walking through it and it's a
it's full body and you don't need the equipment. You
could do it pretty much anywhere, uh like if you're
on the road, or is like you said, it's cold
and rainy outside, or you just don't want to go,
but uh yeah, you got that. You can find a

(58:45):
power Nationfitness dot org. That's power Nationfitness dot organ. He's
nice not to provide a code. What eat twenty is
that twenty percent? I think what's the we didn't hear
what the discount was. It's a all caps W O,
D Y and then two zero and you can check
out Power Max thirty. You can also find Tony insta

(59:06):
Tony on Instagram at Tony Horton on Instagram. Or you
can really shorten the tea horts I mean right, hearts
will change it.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
We've got more of Tony Horton next, hang on.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Wood Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Alright, welcome back. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Tony Horton is here chilling making birthday dreams for Andy
Gina's husband who's also here, birthday dreams come true.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
They're already working out.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Uh you know when they're gonna hang out next Yeah,
when the wedding is going to be right, Oh my god.
Tony's got a brand new program. It's called Power Max thirty.
Fifteen workouts thirty minutes each led by Tony those top trainers.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
You can get pumped, yeah, and motivated. Loose a little weight.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
We all need it.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Woody twenty wo d y all caps wo y two
zero save twenty percent off. Yes, you know, whenever I
see one of your videos or you know whatever, you're
here and we're talking about this stuff, I legitimately, yeah,
I legitimately get motivated. I think part of it is
like kind of surrounding yourself with people who will help
you out. Because now this brings me to your program,

(01:00:20):
you know, the new one, Power Max thirty, because I've
seen a lot more things pop up about you know,
it's not about working out for an hour.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
It's not working out for like you don't have to
work out it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
When I say, like a ton you said, five or
six days a week, but you don't have to spend
a lot of time doing it. You see a lot
of people pitching I think they're probably, you know, unrealistic
things about five minutes. I don't know how much you're
gonna get done in five minutes. It's better than zero, man,
it's better than zero minutes, right, But like you're you're
talking like these workouts that you have for the Power
Max thirty, I mean they're thirty minutes. Thirty minutes seems reasonable.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
To do it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Well, it's about pace, Like how much can you get done?

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I guess my question is how much can you really
get It's better than nothing, granted, but like how much
can you really get done? Like what kind of transformation
can you see if you're doing thirty minutes?

Speaker 18 (01:01:08):
Everybody here knows what HIT training is, right, Yeah, So
hit training is push short break, push hard short break.
That's what most of these are, because what we do
is we force more stuff in a shorter period of time,
she said, and whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Apparently she did.

Speaker 18 (01:01:24):
But we put something called stop options in all these
workouts because the pace is pretty quick. So we didn't
do that with P ninety X or X three or
x two. A stop option gives people a chance to
sort of stop, Okay, tony, great, I'm going to do
the first ten minutes, thank you very much. That's all
I can handle because I've been doing with govy for
the last two and a half years, so you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
I need a little break here.

Speaker 18 (01:01:43):
But what happens is if you look at a routine,
for example, this fifty minutes long, and you go, oh
my god, like that yoga that I want to have yoga,
Like I should have put stop options in that because
most people just didn't do it because I want to
have But if I give you the option to stop
at ten or fifteen minutes, like all right, I can
show up for that, and then of course you get
to that point, you go, well, I guess I can finish. Yeah,

(01:02:03):
So some people stop right there, and then in most
of these workouts there's at least one stop option, sometimes
too base because the pace is so fast, because we're
trying to get a lot done, trying to burn a
lot of calories at a lot of compound movements like
I talked about before, working a lot of muscles at once.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
And you don't have to have like a lot of
your stuff. It doesn't require equipment. Bat I know you
you seem to have every gadget, like when I see
the videos, like you have everything from bosu balls to
that the thing I was talking about above the pegboard. Yeah,
you have all this stuff, but you know a lot
of stuff you don't need, that you don't even need,
Like as far as like this program goes, can you
do it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Like iPad, cell phone?

Speaker 18 (01:02:41):
Absolutely, your body is the number one piece of equipment.
Like for example, when I'm on the road and it's
snowing or raining or cold and the gym is crap,
but there isn't a gym. I just do a bunch
of push ups, then I do cardio for a minute.
Then I do a bunch of aps twenty or thirty reps.
Then I do any kind of a leg routine maybe
ply oh twenty or thirty reps, repeat, repeat, repeat, and
I get a great workout. And a lot of these
routines are that because we're trying to make it as
convenient for everybody as possible. You don't need a peg

(01:03:04):
board and an endless rope and all the stuff that
I had.

Speaker 13 (01:03:08):
Well that one time we worked out with Tony. We
had no equipment at all, and we started with jumping
jacks and I thought, oh, this is gonna be fun,
and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Really Then right out to the fourth jumping jack and
I thought I was gonna die. And then we also
realized that Menace, who was a skateboarder for many years,
I can't even do one squad Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:03:28):
It's always been like that my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I don't know why. Yeah, you got some squad ishes
is yeah, hold on to like the spin bike just
to get halfway down.

Speaker 11 (01:03:36):
Yeah, But I do have a question. I don't know
if we talked about this before, but are you hardcore
about food? Because we are a fun food shehell, like,
what would be your dream meal? Please don't tell me.
It's just like kale kale.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yowry mushrooms and I just live on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
No.

Speaker 18 (01:03:57):
I'm a I'm a I'm a food nazi all the way.
I mean, I don't eat most days of the week.
I mean I had a piece of steak the other day.
For the first time maybe eight months. I had some
salmon from on my birthday. I'm I'm mostly plant based.
My body fats around twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Uh, yeah, it's boring man. I mean, you're telling God
damn man, like somewhere between where you are and where
I am, that seems to be like a happy media right,
all right, Tony Horton is here. It is the Woody Show,
the show, and cool comment over there.

Speaker 11 (01:04:42):
I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
If you're just tuning in and we're back. Gina's like
half crying because during the break. During the break, Tony
invited Andy to come to his house for a slip over.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Come work out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I know that could come to come work out at
at Tony's Antony's.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
House where he's got that crazy gym.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Yeah. Yeah, And it was pretty funny because Andy I noticed,
like I can tell you're freaking out, but you did
a really good job of playing it off like really cool,
like oh yeah, yeah, I don't know, you can't see it,
but he has turned four shades. Yeah, and then he
was before I said, let me check my calendar.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Well there's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
I know he'll be able to keep up, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Yeah, and you are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I think you are probably the most I mean other
than you know, Tony who's sitting here, but probably the
most active person that I know for sure. Yeah, I mean,
like it's like the basketball and like the you know,
the marathons and marathon like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
All that kind.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Just ran my thirteenth marathon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Damn. Oh wow wow. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:05:43):
Well, I don't know if you know, but tonight is
leg night at the Worden House. Unfortunately, shoulders and aren't. Yeah,
you don't want to double up out there. There are
future days in the week that you well. Tony Horton
is here following Instagram at Tony Horton. He's on Twitter,

(01:06:05):
well x, whatever the hell it's called. But most importantly,
Powernationfitness dot org use the code Woody twenty all caps
wood Y twenty for a twenty percent off new program
called power Max thirty fifteen workouts thirty minutes each. If
you're looking to do something, I'm constantly looking for some
kind of muser inspiration.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
And I mean, honestly, but this is the last time
since the last time I saw you. Uh, I say that,
I was like about two eighty at that point, and
you know now I'm down to two forty nine. Good
for you, man, which I know is still gross and fat.
I get it, but it's it's you know what, You're
moving in the right direction. Correct, Correct, that's all it matters.
It's a it's better, but I'm I'm definitely I think

(01:06:43):
like most people where it's like this on again, off
again kind of love affair. Even with the idea of
doing and then doing, it becomes like this. I don't know,
it's crazy mountain.

Speaker 9 (01:06:52):
Yeah, you know, it just seems you feel good after
you finish.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah, you do right right everybody?

Speaker 18 (01:06:58):
Yeah again, I mean that feeling happens every single time.
I mean, how much weight and blah blah blah, thirty days,
sixty ninety I don't know. But when I'm done with
my workout, I'm in a different headspace than I was before.
You know, for me, the whole journey is about joy,
happiness and laughter, man, and they're just ain't a whole
lot of that going on right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Now in the world. And so if I have to
move for twenty minutes or an hour to get into
that headspace, then it's worth.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
It to me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, I mean, well, let me let me talk about
a couple other things real quick, just so we can
you know, mention that I think it's really cool. But
there's like a screenplay in the works about your life,
like a business screenplay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Yeah, has the role of you been cast yet.

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
Yeah, Andy, there's still auditions.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
I've still head shots in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:07:36):
David Wagner, who wrote The Girl next Door and Van Wilder,
has become a friend and a big P ninety X fan,
and you know he thinks my crazy life from you know,
being a C minus student with a speech impediment who
ended up training every rocker in town. Yeah, to creating
you know, the biggest fitness thing in the history of man.
And it's a really funny uh script, I'm going to

(01:07:58):
play myself, but my what I do in the film
so far, we'll see what happens is I try to
get a washed up actor with drug and alcohol problems
and yeah yeah, yeah, so I got to get this
cat ready to play me and that's part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Yeah, yeah, so that's going on. And then also we
were talking about, you know, your love of skiing and
you know, getting out there to Jackson Hole. Uh, this
is cool. You do like a like a it's like
a ski retreat, but it's it's it's a bunch of
other stuff like ski and Gina you like yoga. Yeah,
I mean so like that's the whole thing that's in
Jackson Hall, and that's going to be in February. Yeah,
Jebruary next year.

Speaker 18 (01:08:34):
So we do yoga in the morning, yoga and let
you know, after skiing and then we get out there
with some really you know, badass ski instructors who work
at Jackson and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Me at the bar for some sparkling water without get
some apparol.

Speaker 11 (01:08:48):
Sprints is without the apparolu.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah. So yeah, it's it's our thirteenth annual at Jackson Hole. Yeah.
So you can go to my website. Yeah, and then
Tony does these regular talks like on you know, power
Nation platform. So answering questions Andy, if you have although
I don't know if you'll neither, because you're gonna be
at his house, you can just like tap him on
the shoulder and go like.

Speaker 11 (01:09:08):
Yeah but pillow fight.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
You can get to the good time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, you can register if you go to power Nation
fitness dot org. It is totally free for the for
the talks. You just need to create like a little
profile and then you can watch Tony live on there
and get your questions answer. In fact, I believe the
next one is today, the twenty ninth, that's today, that's yeah,
it's your birthday. Okay, yeah, so that is later on

(01:09:31):
today you can register. Just go to power Nation Fitness
dot org. And don't forget about that code Woody twenty
w o O d Y two zero. It's something else
for his resume. Human birthday present, Human birthday present. Yeah,
I'll make I'll make sure to put that in my resume. Yeah,
what of my what am I forgetting? I feel like, uh,

(01:09:52):
I feel we mentioned writing a book. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:09:56):
I do have one question, what do you feel about
all these like run clubs are starting with all these celebrities.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Do you are you big? What is it in the running?

Speaker 11 (01:10:04):
Like the five k's, the ten k's that I used
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I used to do this six mile run every week.

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
This sort of mix it in, but I kind of
I'm doing hill sprints now, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
You know what I mean, because ready too. Yeah yeah, yeah,
wouldn't they We killed it yesterday.

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, man, you passed me three times, irritating. Yeah,
Tony can do that like carrying me on his back
and keep a conversation being spider monkey.

Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:10:29):
The man read an article that eighty percent of Americans
over the age of thirty will never run fast again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
That sucks.

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
So I started running fast again, and I've only pulled
my hamstrings like five or six.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Sixty seven. Man, you look, you look great. You're gonna
live to be a thousand. The combination of that and
all the advances that we have in medicine, I mean, yeah,
prepare to have twenty tea hoorts on your in your
life for for a long time. Well, so far, so
good at this age.

Speaker 18 (01:11:00):
I mean, honestly, at my age, I'm as strong and
more flexible. I mean, I'm much more fit than I
was five ten, fifteen three.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
You can get your mouth down your own crotch, Like,
are you that flexible? I haven't tried that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I even tried.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
That's the first thing i'd try.

Speaker 11 (01:11:15):
Can I get a promo code for that video that
I think we've given you enough. I think I've given
me gone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Yeah, yeah, by the way, not allowed to come in
out check out security.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Check out power Max thirty Tony Horton's new program. It's
available right now. Go to Power Nation Fitness dot o RG.
That's Power Nationfitness dot org. Use the promo code Woody
w O O d Y to zero Tony Orton. Everybody,
thank you so much, and thank you so much for

(01:11:52):
coming in the house. I made a dream come true today,
Tony Horton.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Everybody right back.

Speaker 11 (01:12:02):
Andy and Tony are already making.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Plans yep and high.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
I think a.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Romances blossoms here today.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
I think a romance is here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Yeah, for sure, for sure. Coming about an hour from now,
your first chance of the day and to win a
four pack of tickets to six Flags, Magic Mountain and
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(01:12:33):
so you can win that. Phones are opening eight seven
to seven forty four. Send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Got time for another original
game here on the show. I know how much you
love these original games. Trademark copyright h It's a game
that we just came up with. It's called how Did
They Get Hurt? All right? How's that?

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:12:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Okay, so the way this is what this is. Okay,
this is simple. Good. I'm gona I'm gona tell you
a little bit about a story. I have a clip
here too that goes along with it. And then you
guys have to guess what happened, like, how did this
person get hurt? It's this woman. Her name is Catherine.
She lives in Massachusetts. Here she is talking a little
bit about what happened to her.

Speaker 15 (01:13:14):
They become monsters. It flew at me from several different directions,
and all I could do was scream, help me, help me.

Speaker 9 (01:13:23):
This is nightmare.

Speaker 15 (01:13:24):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words. I just encountered a monster.

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
I think she was attacked by a seagull. A seagull,
I guess attacked by a Yeah, I was gonna say
definitely crows, like attacked crows.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I was gonna be like, for sure, all fly.

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
Yeah, flying at her.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
Yeah, you guys, she was attacked by a raccoon.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
That's a lie.

Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
She uh took her little dog out for a walk
and got attacked by a raccoon.

Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Damn.

Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
And that's how you play how did they get hurt?

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
That is a really good game.

Speaker 11 (01:14:03):
Wait do you see that morning? What did she say
to that raccoon? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
Gave it the side.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Yeah, I don't know, don't. I asked a question yesterday
about home security systems because I've had a d T
for a long time and I'm thinking about moving on
from them. Not very thrilled with customer service and with
some of the equipment options and stuff, and so I
heard a lot about this company. I don't know much

(01:14:28):
about them. I read about them a little bit yesterday.
Everybody seems to say really good things about all the
equipment and the functionality of stuff, but they say their
customer service blows. I'm looking to find out if this
is actually true. And so the company I'm asking you
about is called Viviant v I v I n T
VIVINT definitely heard of them, heard of it vi IVT.

(01:14:52):
It seems like all the tech blogs and everybody else,
like the rich on tech kind of people love them,
and they seem to do a pretty good job with
their marketing and and things like that. But then you
go and I don't put a lot of faith in
things like Yelp, But when it's all one star reviews
for a company that gets like a nine out of

(01:15:13):
ten on you know, you know a lot of these
tech sites.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
And things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
So if anybody has any experience with Vivid d I
v I NT home security, let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
We try to help you a lot, so I legitimately
have a question. They're certainly not a sponsored because if
they suck, I'll.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Let you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
People said they suck the show. Yeah, I was asking
people for suggestions on a new home security service system whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Now just you know, be clear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
People are suggesting some of the DIY install things which
I'm not interested. Simply say I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Want something more robust, certainly hardwired things things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
It Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Anyway, I got a lot of people are telling me
about Viviant VI I v I N T and the
equipment and everything else. Saw the stuff I saw looked
really cool. But I'm hearing a lot about like really
terrible customer service reviews and people said that, Yo, they're
great until you signed the contract or whatever, and then
yes it's terrible. So I'm looking either for confirmation or

(01:16:22):
you know, correction, if anybody's ever dealt with the Viviant dude.

Speaker 11 (01:16:26):
And I totally forgot that. I have dealt with Viviant before,
and they were the ones that handled my solar install
because it came pretty installed when I bought the house.
So yeah, I didn't deal with them before, but I
was trying to get some customer service done and no
one was getting back to me at all. So what
I did was I found their address, which was based

(01:16:48):
on Utah, and I just kept on setting cheese pizzas
to their office.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
That's a very menace thing to do.

Speaker 11 (01:16:56):
Ye like ten bucks, yeah, from Domino And guess what
they called me right away? No way, Yeah, it was
weird and they said please stop sending the pizzas. And
then but then they got bought by sun Run. Eventually
it all got worked out. But yeah, when I was
trying to deal with them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
They got bought by sun Run.

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
Yeah well there at least I know their solar division
did and then so yeah, so then I ended up
dealing with them and it got worked out. But when
I was trying to call them directly, no one was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Getting back to me. Yeah, okay, interesting, dude, send a
pizza to them and they'll hit you up. So a
buddy of mine just told me the story seeing the video.
There's a video, because there's been a lot of there's
been a lot more stories and you've seen them in
the news about you know, people getting their houses robbed

(01:17:46):
or you know. Uh, but it seemed to be like
a primate, like a big retail rash. Now it seems
to be there's more of like a like a like
a home robbery or people just having their cars rummage through. Anyway,
So this is this. This buddy of mine got alerted
by his security system that there was something going on
in his driveway, and sure enough, there was somebody rummaging

(01:18:06):
through his work truck. And he's like, oh, hell no,
and he was not home at the time. He was home,
and so he went down there with his twelve gage
and as soon as the guy heard him coming, he
starts to take off. My buddy runs after him. The
guy gets in his car, and by the time he

(01:18:27):
sits in the driver's seat and closed the door, my
buddy has the twelve gage pointed right at his cheek.
And the guy in the video and dude, there's video.
I saw the video. It's great. I got such a
boner watching this thing. The guy is whimpering like a

(01:18:47):
wounded animal, like you little bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Oh, it was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
And my buddy's just sitting here he goes, good fully
from my house. Nice and he goes, dude, he goes,
My adrenaline is pumping. He goes obviously, he goes, I
didn't have to shoot him. He goes, that's good. Oh yeah,
a ton a ton of inconvenience.

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
I'd have to shoot him, but he got to shoot
him if you wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Know, because that would have been because the guy was
running away and so that would have been a man.
I was afraid from my life.

Speaker 11 (01:19:25):
Backwards. Yeah, yeah, he dude to the gun.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
He's like, he's like, dude, I worked too hard because
I worked too hard to get you know, the to
the you know, he built this business.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
He has got all this stuff in his truck.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
And like that. You know, it's like no, he goes
absolutely not.

Speaker 11 (01:19:38):
Hell yeah, love that.

Speaker 13 (01:19:40):
Tell me if this is ripworthy. I have two new items,
not one, two stun guns.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Now you yeah, gun, where'd you get stun guns?

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:19:50):
Uh, Mario was visiting my parents. He was there dealing
with some business stuff and got sent back with a
box of stuff from my brother's house and that my
dad wanted me to have. So it was tools, books,
some other random stuff and two stun guns and apparently
my brother before he died, he had rifles, handguns, sling shots,

(01:20:14):
stun guns, almost like a prepper.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Yeah, okay, so what do you think that was all about?
Because you know your brother had like some pretty out
there moments, right like yes, like uh not not, I'm not.
I don't want to say he was crazy, but like, no,
he was.

Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
He was eccentric.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yes, yeah, that's probably the best. Probably the best way
is centric. So is that our red flag? I don't know,
but I mean he was apparently armed to the damn
you know, like everything. So now I have these two
stun guns, so on either side of the bed we
have I gotta charge that thing up and use it.

(01:20:54):
That's awesome, yea. In you know, nobody, nobody wants that situation.
But man, I tell you what, Like there's certain people
and I feel like I am one of those people
like that. That's where the whole that's what's up, you
know idea comes from. Is like people just think they're
going to go into somebody's house and whatever, and like
what are they going to do? Well, there's video, So
there's other people out there that have guns, stun guns

(01:21:16):
or whatever, and they welcome the opportunity.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Yeah, try.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
If given the opportunity to live a violent dream, we'll
take that opportunity.

Speaker 13 (01:21:27):
So many videos going around now of people getting arrested
for shoplifting and they're incredulous, like you can't touch me.
Away from those videos are everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
No, you're just supposed to cite me and let me go.

Speaker 13 (01:21:38):
You're not taking me to jail, because as a society
we've gotten so complacent with that. Yeah, like oh yeah,
crime is fine, stealing's fine. Yeah, break in and find out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
I feel And I don't. I guess you know, you
don't know until you're actually in this situation. Like I
know I'd be able to go through with that. People go, well,
don't get a gun if you don't think that you
would actually be able to use it. And I have
no doubt in my mind that I would be able
to pull the trigger. I also fully believe that in
that situation, as much of a guilty conscious person as
I am or whatever, in that particular situation, like I

(01:22:11):
would think, I don't think i'd have any kind of
like feeling of like remorse, regret or whatever for whatever,
for whatever happened to this person that came into my
house because it avoidable.

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
And I think for a lot of men too, and
maybe for women. I mean I kind of feel this way,
but for a lot of minutes, Like you can mess
with me and there's some leeway, but you mess with
my wife or my kid and I'll put you down.

Speaker 11 (01:22:35):
No, you just got in my house, really and prepared to.

Speaker 14 (01:22:38):
When I when I was doing the retraining the guy
that he's like, that's pretty much the sentiment of me.
And you know a lot of my cop friends like,
I can tussle with you, but I'm not messing with you.
If you're you have what I've gotten into my kid's head.
Now I'll put you down.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Yeah. But also I don't like that whole thing when
people make the argument, oh well it's just property. If so,
it's not yours. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't buy
into that that whole mind of thinking. Either. My bar
is way lower than yours. If you break in to
get a pillow, you're what if somebody broke in Gregan
sat on the couch dead, my god, oh my god,

(01:23:14):
stun gun then shoot yeah, to keep them you're incapacitated
on the ground, Then you're getting a bullet. Yeah, exactly
because you broke in and think that you can take
something that's not yours end, there's no gray area. I
like how people will also say, well, you know that's
somebody's child. Well no, yeah, everybody. Everybody is the worst

(01:23:37):
people in the history of man. We're all somebody's child.

Speaker 9 (01:23:41):
Yeah, well you want me to take them down to
what are you supposed.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
To change how I feel that's somebody's son.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Yeah, yeah, everybody?

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
And what try it? Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Yeah, but dude, that video I'll try to see if
I get it. I mean, I can't post it on
ourselves just for Greg's on enjoyment, because I'm telling me
it was almost as good as porn. Oh I beg
especially for you. Oh so good.

Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
I got to see where it finished.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Was there any follow up to it? Did he call
the cops or anything?

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
No, because God didn't get away with it. Just he
got away with nothing good. And I said, well what
about it? He's like, dude, you think he's coming back here?
This is the last place he's going to come back.

Speaker 11 (01:24:26):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Hopefully he goes nowhere after that eight seven seven forty four.
He set us a text over to two nine eight seven.
I want to check in with with Morgan. I saw
something she had posted on our Instagram. It's an ongoing
storyline with Morgan. Oh yeah, and then Gina, this might
be a good opportunity. Gina had some ideas for Morgan.

(01:24:48):
You know, Morgan's always trying to get you know, extra money,
and there's a couple of things that the Gina's learned about.

Speaker 9 (01:24:54):
Yeah, she got to think outside the box.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
And it might be helpful for you if you're looking
at make a couple of extra bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Yep. I mean, from what I understand about it, it's
not for everybody. No, like these these opportunities are not
just something you know that just anybody would be wanting
or even willing to do. But I think Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
I think she she's pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Open and adventurous to different ideas.

Speaker 9 (01:25:14):
I think this could be lucrative for her.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, that's uh, that's coming up next. Well,
check them with Morgan. But a couple of ideas how
to earn some extra cash the wood. So I wanted
to check in with with Morgan. She posted something on
her Instagram Morgan Victory. Yep, what did give her? Give

(01:25:37):
her a follow?

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
You had all the bottles and cans that looked like
they were out on the street.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Yes, to take him in.

Speaker 10 (01:25:44):
I finally took him in, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
So she had told us a little over a month
ago that she was starting to go around to the
trash bins here at the radio station and just collect
all the empty plastic bottles and you know, the aluminum
cans and stuff like that, and she was going to
be using that to or you'll bring in a little
extra money with them. That she needed her boyfriend's help,
her moral support.

Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
Given in more fun together.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
She was like hoarding them in her house, which that
had to have started the stink. After well twelve after.

Speaker 10 (01:26:12):
We talked about it, I put them in the backyard.
And then after we talked about that, how that was
gross that I moved into the trunk of my car,
and I figured, that's that's my new best. Oh so
they're still there, No, no, no, that's where I was
keeping them until I finally took them to the place.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Okay, so then you finally brought them to the place.
And then how much did.

Speaker 10 (01:26:28):
That y'all want to guess? Yeah, well, a little over
the trunk. I had one big bend full of because
you have to separate cans and bottles.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Yeah, because it looks like they were like in laundry
baskets almost yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:26:41):
One and a half big bins of plastic like water bottles,
and then much right, probably like a quarter full of
a bin of the plastic cans.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
So like a month's was an effort.

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
Let's say, oh, I'm eighteen dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:26:55):
I was gonna say twenty dollars, twenty eight I don't
even know what you get for its depending on the state.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yeah, well what do you get? Let's help us out here,
like what do you get per can or bottle or like,
how does that work? Well, it's by weight, so it's oh,
it's by weight. Okay, why do they charge you what
they called CRV right like per it's like a yeah,
they do the calculation by weight on money.

Speaker 10 (01:27:21):
That would be no one's counting all those cans.

Speaker 11 (01:27:24):
On breaks, all right, put me up, put me down
for twenty five dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
Okay, guys, twenty one all right, so like you know,
some gas money, I'll take it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
Yeah, better than zero taking, which would have taken longer
getting all those cans together, going to the et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 11 (01:27:47):
Or looking for a job that pays you a decent
amount of money.

Speaker 10 (01:27:50):
Oh well, we know the answer to that, but that's
not as fun to talk about. Yeah, Or I'm all
about adventures here.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Or some other things that maybe you haven't considered.

Speaker 10 (01:27:59):
Yeah, exactly, And I'm very interested to hear these, Gina.

Speaker 14 (01:28:02):
Yeah, so you know, I got you, girl, and I
want to see you know ways that I want you
to work smarter, not harder. I don't want you, you know,
stinky cans and doing all this stuff. I want you
to be able to do stuff with ease that you're
already doing anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Yes, and by the way, this is for anybody listening
out there who wants to maybe pursue one of these ideas.

Speaker 18 (01:28:20):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (01:28:21):
So I found this girl on Instagram Mia Akasha Akasha,
and she calls herself a stay at home bob, and
you know bob kind of like a let's say, a
slutty adventurous.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Learned what this meant? Yeah, like the kids throw this
around and it's blown out vaginasally Okay, but is that.

Speaker 10 (01:28:42):
A good thing or it's not using way?

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Yeah, okay, But.

Speaker 14 (01:28:48):
If you're a bop, you know you're down for a
good time. So yeah, okay Mia Uh. Basically, well, we'll
do a lot of stuff from home. And she was
working with this one guy who had a breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Okay, okay, yeah, So here's once again like she's not
going out with.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
These guys, right, Nope, she'll explain it all all right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
So here we go. This is the stay at home
Bop and she's dealing with the one guy, her one client,
who's got like a breakfast kink for extra money.

Speaker 17 (01:29:14):
Here we go on today's episode of How I Paid
My Rent? It is a stay at home Bob. Someone
asked me for a video of myself eating a toaster
waffle slowly with intent, it said, And I was like, okay,
cute a breakfast kink.

Speaker 15 (01:29:26):
I love that.

Speaker 11 (01:29:28):
She said, no syrup, I want to hear the crunch.

Speaker 17 (01:29:32):
And I said, okay, so I have to raw dog
this toaster waffle like it owes me money.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Perfect send him the video.

Speaker 17 (01:29:40):
I said a few things here and there, because that's
what I do. I say some stuff and he said,
I don't want to hear you talk. I'm like, okay,
I guess I'm just gonna violently munch on this toaster
waffle and resend the video. So I'm chomping on this
toaster waffle and he said, that's a good little monster.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
All right, and you get what for that money?

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
She gets paid?

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
I know, but like, how much do you get for
something like that?

Speaker 9 (01:30:05):
Lady never talks.

Speaker 10 (01:30:07):
Oh, I need to know the price for that. That's
a that's a real creeper. I'm not quick to say
men are creepy, but that's real good.

Speaker 9 (01:30:13):
All you have to do is eat a toaster waf Oh,
I'll do it.

Speaker 10 (01:30:16):
I'll do it for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
And he's not going to your house.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
Now you don't even see him.

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
Well, I need, yeah, blur the background.

Speaker 14 (01:30:22):
And also because you know a lot of these girls
think like, well I gotta look hot.

Speaker 9 (01:30:28):
I got to put my extensions in. I gotta do
full glam makeup. No no, no, no, no no no.
This chick Mia keeps it real. So this is how
it can be done, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Yeah, because this doesn't seem I mean, big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
Yeah, No one's wanting to pay a dude to eat a.

Speaker 10 (01:30:44):
Waffle's right, she doesn't sound hot.

Speaker 9 (01:30:47):
She's just cute enough.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
But she's not like a c You don't mean, don't guys,
don't care and the nails, especially a guy who wants
to watch you eat a waffle.

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
Exactly, Morgan, this is what I want to drive home.
And she says, like, you don't have to do all
of that.

Speaker 17 (01:31:03):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stay at home bo a mattress
actress if you will.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
And part of that is having to take videos and
pictures of my day to day life and showing people
what I look like all day every day.

Speaker 17 (01:31:13):
And I used to really struggle with that because I
don't do the cutesy thing all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:31:17):
I put makeup on like once a week.

Speaker 17 (01:31:19):
But now I'm kind of just showing them like, hey,
actually I do responge, pomp pajama pants mostly every day.
And also here's a video of me eating leftover mac
and cheese with the fork I didn't wash. And I
think that's why I'm so successful because the people love it.
The people love that I seem attainable.

Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
So don't work too hard.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Okay, So like, what else does she do? What other
kind of things do they have her doing?

Speaker 15 (01:31:45):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:31:45):
She takes all requests as long as it's from home. Okay,
but there's enough. Now does name Stephanie Motto Ring a bell.

Speaker 9 (01:31:54):
Can you remember her? I do, because she was the
fart Jar girl, like farting and jar.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Is your name? I realized she was a real person,
had a name.

Speaker 11 (01:32:04):
Well, she's she's.

Speaker 14 (01:32:06):
Pivoted to something else. In fact, she doesn't even ingest
the food anymore. Morgan, this could be a really good
one for you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 16 (01:32:15):
In the life of a girl who makes fifty thousand
dollars a week pre chewing food for toothless men.

Speaker 11 (01:32:19):
Online, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
She's not making fifty thousand dollars a week pre chewing food.

Speaker 9 (01:32:27):
It could be a little hyperbolic.

Speaker 11 (01:32:29):
Well, hey, any.

Speaker 10 (01:32:30):
Amount, that's easy work.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
You wouldn't do that you're chewing anyway.

Speaker 14 (01:32:34):
Yeah, you lose weight, any good for you because you
won't even get weight, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
But this sounds like you do have to meet the people.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
Listen.

Speaker 16 (01:32:43):
In a Life of a girl who makes fifty thousand
dollars a week pre chewing food for toothless men online,
this morning I got an order in from a regular
named Greg who really misses eating.

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
Chips, And oh, Greg, you do, yeah, you miss chips
and I miss it.

Speaker 16 (01:33:01):
For the past two years, he's only been able to
eat the guacamole. So I'm really grateful I get to
make a difference in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Now.

Speaker 16 (01:33:07):
If you guys don't know what this practice is called,
it's called mama birding, and it has been a super
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
We've been knowing that.

Speaker 9 (01:33:17):
And has been on this tip.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Greg's been doing that for years from years.

Speaker 10 (01:33:21):
I would love to be on the other end of it.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
This time that was better.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
I mean, what year what had that been? Greg? I mean.

Speaker 13 (01:33:27):
Probably as recently as two thousand and six that's probably
the OG and then.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Two thousand, like like four years ago. Are you forgetting that?

Speaker 11 (01:33:38):
I baby, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:33:41):
Yeah, four years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
I'm trying to go back as far as I can
remember with Greg, that was probably two thousand and seven. Yeah,
Because Greg's doing all kinds of things for money, Like
Greg drank a bottle of water that had cigarette butts
in it. What, Yeah, I made sixty bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
They made sixty like Greg used to be the go
to for Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Would you do this for fifty like you?

Speaker 9 (01:34:01):
I cannot picture that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
I remember.

Speaker 13 (01:34:02):
The one thing I wouldn't do is we had a
terrarium with madagascar hissing cockroaches inside of it, and what
he just took, sent that over random bills like different
denominations and threw it all in there and he said,
whatever you want to reach in and take, it's yours.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
And I said, noop, oh, you wouldn't do it.

Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
Was there like a hondo in there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
It was just all kinds of denomination. Whatever you get,
you can have, and that's a good one. Wouldn't do it, Yeah,
you wouldn't do it. But the baby birding, that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:29):
Was I'd rather do the cockroaches on the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
It's now Greg says like, oh'm doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:34:34):
I can't imagine Greg, me feed my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Yeah, but yeah, that's because you want to. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:34:41):
That was purely back to the one where she's pre
chewing food for two guys. Don't know what this practice
is called.

Speaker 16 (01:34:48):
It's called mama birding, and it has been a super
lucrative business for me during this tough to chew economy.
Each customer gets a bag of their food of choice,
as well as he personalized handwritten note sealed with a
kiss from me. Of course, I also take food safety
extremely seriously, so I make sure to put each package
in an ice pack, as well as making sure to
add a refrigerate upon a rival sticker on each box.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
But what about all the bacteria from her mouth? It's
now like, you know, fall it into the food.

Speaker 11 (01:35:14):
That's what they want, that's what they're paying for it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
And you're into health and sanitary things.

Speaker 10 (01:35:19):
Well, great packaging and marketing.

Speaker 14 (01:35:21):
Yeah, she's a she's a business and in the video
she put like a biohazard sticker on it and everything.

Speaker 9 (01:35:26):
She's a smart lady.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Oh yeah, this is brilliant.

Speaker 10 (01:35:29):
I love this, But how do you get started? How
do you find the men that want their food?

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
You got to put it out, build it and they
will come.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
She has fans as how, and she has giant a
giant wreck. That's that'll those things will help bring the
clientele in. This is us is the fart jar girl.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
We thought this.

Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
I thought this was the fart and Home depot girl.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
I love her, But.

Speaker 14 (01:35:48):
Morgan does have some hot ass picks up on Instagram,
so I mean, I think people would see that and
be like, I would like her to baby.

Speaker 11 (01:35:55):
Bird my face.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
She's a walking gold Mike.

Speaker 10 (01:35:57):
Yeah, go ahead, send me a message if you want
me to pay food for you, I'll send it in jars.

Speaker 9 (01:36:02):
Yeah, Obo, is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
There anybody listening that would be interested in that? Because
Morgan would like to discuss a rate. Yeah, you know,
for like I don't know, like even just like something
like a like a like a baby food jar size, right,
Like we're not talking like a Mason jar.

Speaker 10 (01:36:17):
Name the price.

Speaker 16 (01:36:20):
I also take food safety extremely seriously, so I make
sure to put each package in an ice pack, as
well as making sure to add a refrigerate upon a
rival sticker on each box. After a full day of work,
I'm ready to take a nap and be grateful for
all the lives I've changed and the positive influence I've made.

Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
I love how she talks how she's helping people rights,
like she's a nurse or something.

Speaker 10 (01:36:40):
Right, I'm so grateful to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Yeah, Morgan, helping the world.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
You just don't don't work too hard. Yeah that's the problem.

Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
Yeah, you're right, I need to get more creative.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Yeah, okay, so fair question.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
I think if you are willing to, what's what's the
difference in like having we'll have some respect for yourself.
What's worse chewing food?

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
Putting it in.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Jars for dudes to eat that you've pre chewed, right,
we're just showing your cans. Right, I'm not gonna get
nakedau I'm gonna have some respect for myself.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
But you're willing to chew food.

Speaker 9 (01:37:15):
Yeah, that's once it's out of my mouth. I don't
care what you do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
That's just I don't know, Like I almost have more
respect for the person who just shows their can. What
about because the chewing food things so weird? What about
chewing food or like selling used panties or something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:37:30):
Yeah, because it both has your day on it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
I think selling used panties seems less weird.

Speaker 11 (01:37:36):
Really, ut Oh absolutely than chewing food and putting it
in the jar.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
That seems more weird.

Speaker 9 (01:37:43):
I would rather chew the food.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
I think they're basically on par with fun.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Yeah, it's weird, it's way less work.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
You just put a pair of your panties and a
mailer in a bubble mailer and true, And I see.

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
What he's saying in the sun, Like the whole time
you're chewing the food, you're thinking about what you're doing
and that this is your life and you have a
lot more time to like contemplate what's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Right here?

Speaker 11 (01:38:04):
A register to break it down?

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Like, uh, boobs are boobs?

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Everybody's yeah, Like everybody's got nipples, right, Greg? Sure, okay, absolutely,
I got them. That's from meat the falker, right, Greg?
Want to milk meagregg anyway, So everybody, okay, whatever you show,
you show your cans. That's that's one thing. Big deal

(01:38:29):
chewing out As you're sitting there and you're going, what
am I doing this for? I'm chewing food and I'm
gonna spit it into a jar so some other person
can eat it? Yeah, awesome, it seems I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:38:40):
I don't see the problem.

Speaker 10 (01:38:41):
Just associate, you know, No, you're just.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Thankful that there are weirdos out there that want to
throw money at How lucky.

Speaker 10 (01:38:50):
Am I as a girl that someone would be willing
to pay for a weird thing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Is the part the fart jar girls? Different than do
you remember cake farting?

Speaker 17 (01:39:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Yeah, that was the thing. I remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 10 (01:39:04):
I do know that you mentioned it?

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Would you don't remember cake farts?

Speaker 9 (01:39:08):
And like exactly request the kind of cake too?

Speaker 11 (01:39:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
It's like twenty years old?

Speaker 15 (01:39:13):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
It was chicks that would like they'd be like in
thongs and they would squat over like a chocolate cake
and a fart on it, and.

Speaker 11 (01:39:22):
Dudes and dudes like apparently there were guys out there
who liked that cake fartsrrot cake.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
I couldn't stay away from it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:31):
I don't know if people like it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
It was just like they cameo with this idea. I
knew it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:36):
We hear a clip of cake farts. All right, this
is cake farting.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Know what I like the most cake fart?

Speaker 9 (01:39:43):
Yeah, I think I'm getting nice and comfortable for this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
And so she's squatting over the cake. There she goes.
That's a lot of the gap. It's pretty impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
Yeah, on a perfectly good cake.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
Was how does she have how many farts in the cabin?

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
Hey, she's a professional.

Speaker 11 (01:40:14):
Yeah, and you can't fake it because you can see
the icing movie.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Yeah, it's not even like a store bot cake. It
looks like like she made the cake. It looks like
like a Betty Crocker like she made the cake.

Speaker 11 (01:40:27):
Okay, how about this as an option, Morgan, all in
or all out on the cake?

Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
All in?

Speaker 8 (01:40:32):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, this is something that you buy a
coworker you don't really like for their birthday, right for you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
To know what he shows next.

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Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Everybody show. So, yeah, we were talking all these different
ideas for making some extra money for Morgan. We father,
she brought all the bottles and kids, we're just tuning in.
She brought those bottles and cans in finally.

Speaker 9 (01:43:13):
Yeah, yeah, it made so much money there to bring
the Brinks truck.

Speaker 15 (01:43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Uh, Tex says Morgan could also make more money if
you just pay her more.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Well that yeah, of course. Yeah, you know what, we
should just go down to the boss's office and say like, oh, hey,
here's the deal, more money.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Yeah, and they're gonna go, oh cool.

Speaker 9 (01:43:34):
We love doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Yeah, that's how it is. And I know sometimes it's
not what people want to hear. And we love the
job that Morgan does. Right, And this is not about
Morgan in particular what I'm about to say. It's it's
about just in general. You know, when when you want
more money, sometimes it's not that you need a raise
is that you need a different job. And that's kind
of what Seed Bass was saying. That's and radio that's
one of the time. Yeah, yeah, you do. Because sometimes

(01:43:59):
people get into like an entry level job and they go, well,
i've been here for seven years, Okay, what job do
you want to have? It's an entry level job. And
so the entry level job is whatever it is. It's
just that's that's what it pays. Yeah, it's only so
much growth, correct, And there's only so much And I
hate to say like value on certain jobs because they
can literally just take anybody like they did with you. Again,

(01:44:21):
not you, Morgan, but I'm saying, just do whoever he
gets an entry entry level job. She doesn't have an
entry level job. We hired her from another skilled position
within the building, and that was an upgrade from what
she was in.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
I couldn't do her job right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
But what I'm saying is like when you get hired
off the street from somewhere and you have no experience,
it's literally anybody they could take off the street and
put into that job. So they don't look at it
the same. Yeah, right, even though you've probably been a
great employee and been reliable and everything else.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
I know, this is a harsh truth sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
To hear, and I've gone through it before in the
past myself, where you have to sit there and go, Okay, well,
you know, I'm doing nights on the air at this
radio station, and how much revenue is night's worth to
this radio station or to this company, and then you
figure out okay, well based on you know whatever, And
then you figure out, okay, well, it's not that I

(01:45:08):
need a raise, It's that I need a better shift.

Speaker 9 (01:45:11):
Yeah, I've topped out at this position.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
You need to move into the afternoon drive slide market
or something. That's how you end up doing mornings or
whatever it is. So sometimes it's not that you need
a raise. Sometimes is that you need a new job
and you yeah, And if you're in that position, I mean,
you know, sometimes even your boss doesn't have that ability

(01:45:34):
to just turn around and yeah, because the company is
going to look at them, and the number crunch or
pencil push of people are going to look at them,
and they're going to go just that doesn't make any
financial sense. So in a in a in a perfect world,
in the utopia that a lot of people like to
think that things operate in making a million an hour
exactly exactly, So I mean do that consideration, and only

(01:45:55):
you could be honest enough with yourself and know your
own job well enough to know you know what that is.
But sometimes that's what it comes down to, and you
got to go. Man. You know, I really have the
people I work with her, I really like this company.
But if there's you know, no further opportunity there only
to get to yeah, then maybe kids park under and
stay at home bopping right, Yeah, you know, even if

(01:46:16):
you side hustle it because you like the job that
you have, but you have to supplement it with something else.

Speaker 11 (01:46:21):
Right, stay at home bob at all.

Speaker 7 (01:46:23):
I don't see her OnlyFans though, really link I see
your TikTok usually have links in there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
It's probably a stay at home bop dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
It probably.

Speaker 11 (01:46:33):
Parenthesy stands for blown house, Yeah, blown out.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
All right, welcome back, everybuddy. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
We've got the birthdays, we've got the porn on birthdays
coming up here in just a minute. But Menace is
going to tell what's happening in the world of entertainment.
Let me turn your microphone on.

Speaker 11 (01:46:52):
Oh, Okay, there you go for the very first time,
since there will be new South Park, you Futurama, new
Family Guy, and new King of the Hill. But heead
come too, all happening in September. Yeah, so okay, Mary,
f kill South Park, Futurama, Family Guy if you get

(01:47:17):
married to.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Mary Beavis and butthead killing Futurama, and I will f
King of the Hill.

Speaker 14 (01:47:24):
Okay, yeah, I think I'll also f King of the
Hill and Mary south Park and Family Guy and kill
Future I never watched.

Speaker 13 (01:47:34):
I will f South Park, I'll marry Family Guy, and
I'll kill Futurama.

Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
That's my same too.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
Never gotten Futurama never.

Speaker 11 (01:47:44):
I've watched it so many times. But I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
Maybe trying.

Speaker 11 (01:47:51):
Trying to get it all right. Something that Sammy does love.
That would be Billy Joel. Have you watched the HBO documentary?

Speaker 9 (01:47:58):
I have, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:47:59):
I haven't finished the second part yet though, so just
the first Okay, well, how are there there's two parts
that are two and a half hours long ago.

Speaker 11 (01:48:07):
I don't know if this is a spoiler or anything,
but it says that he is quoted to say that
he hates gossip rumors, and tabloids, And for example, he
hates the rumor that he has a ton of duys.
He said it had never happened. I never got a
d ui.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
He goes f you.

Speaker 8 (01:48:26):
So he had a bunch of car accidents, sort of
like in the early two thousands, so everyone was saying,
do UIs from that?

Speaker 10 (01:48:32):
But they weren't do us. He was just getting in
a car crush.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
To come with alcohol. If the cops still report on it,
it doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:48:39):
Yeah, how'd you fall in love with Billy Joel as.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
A young woman?

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
I just listened to his music.

Speaker 10 (01:48:45):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
My parents probably played a lot of.

Speaker 5 (01:48:48):
Billy Yeah, just listening.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
Yeah, that was my exposure to it. Like, yeah, my
friend's parents like, we're Billy Joel obsessed and always had
Billy Joel playing. So I just knew a lot of
the songs. And of course those songs are all over
the radio at that point. So yeah, it's one of
those artists that you just know.

Speaker 8 (01:49:04):
Yeah, And I had already loved him, and then I
started collecting records, like Vinyl records, and I went to
Goodwill one day and hit the Billy Joel jackbos. They
had every single Billy Joel album for like a dollar.
They had multiple deal it wasn't the best. You couldn't
find it cheaper anywhere right now. You cann't get it

(01:49:25):
cheaper on streaming or anything.

Speaker 10 (01:49:27):
And so I have all the vinyl and then I
was listening to.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
That a lot, lucky cool Billy Joel on vinyl.

Speaker 11 (01:49:35):
So hip, all right, how about this for all you gamers,
A question has finally been answered. What's up with Mario
of Super Mario and Princess Peach?

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:49:46):
Are they together?

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
What's happening? Question?

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Was that?

Speaker 19 (01:49:49):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
The question was that I was biking the joke.

Speaker 11 (01:49:51):
Yeah, Well, the question has finally answered. They're just friends, guys. Okay,
Mario got friend zoned and they just help each other
out when they can. And nerds are very mad about
it because they feel like they should be married. All right,
all right. Eddie Murphy says there's a Shrek five in
the works, also a spinoff movie about the Donkey. Now,

(01:50:15):
I have not watched one second of Shrek.

Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
You haven't any original yep?

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
Never?

Speaker 11 (01:50:22):
Never, I mean clever, I mean I've gone to Universal
Universal and gone all the rides and stuff, and it
seemed to entertaining, but never watch any Shrek movies.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
It's like any It's like an even more adult version
of toy Story, right, really, yeah, Like the jokes are
definitely for the parents, and of course it plays off
of all the nursery rhyme stuff and takes a couple
of shots at certain Disney things. And yeah, I thought
it was very clever, very you know, at least the
first one. I can't speak to the sequels and stuff,
but the first one was great.

Speaker 11 (01:50:54):
Now you're here for Shrek five and the Donkey spinoff.

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
I mean i'd watch it. I'm not not going to
the theater to watch Trek five. Yeah, you know, yeah,
my kids were younger.

Speaker 11 (01:51:04):
Maybe well, okay, how about this. Now our legal best
friend dan Aykroyd, who has been on The Woody Show,
he explains finally why he skipped out on SNL's fiftieth anniversary.
He says that he just wanted to be home to
watch it because he's a super fan and he knew
if he had to be there, he would be in
the dressing room. And you miss out on a lot

(01:51:25):
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
If you can't watch it again or something, you can't
get a copy.

Speaker 11 (01:51:29):
Of it there must be something weird about that. But
do you know what, dan Aykroyd being on the show
is the gift that keeps on giving because people consistently
watch that interview on our YouTube page.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Yes, that was like one of my favorite conversations that
we've had with people that come in. He was super cool,
super nice, very humble, great stories. Obviously he was here
to promote his vodka. Yeah, Crystal Skull, Crystal Skull vodka,
good vodka. Yeah, he was very cool, but he just
does sound like more like Greg and I like gil
Us to be home, just wants to be Hume.

Speaker 13 (01:52:01):
And you know what, God bless him because he probably
would have agreed to do it, and then the day
would come and be like.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
Oh god, it's in New York, right, I forget where
he said he lived a farm in Canada? Right, Oh
that's right. Yeah, he's on his fun So yeah, that
makes sense. But the shout out to dan ackroy they
see the newest Ghostbusters is another one I haven't seen yet.
Was it after Life, Jez? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
Was that the most recent one that just came out
like a year's because year maybe.

Speaker 11 (01:52:24):
A little bit of then there was one after that.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
I don't know. I don't know, but apparently that was
pretty good. Yeah, alright, so Shrek five might have to
wait even longer.

Speaker 11 (01:52:36):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit beg like it's shy,
and you know, we don't do.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
All right, We'll start with the celebrities.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Hay birthday to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott, who was
thirty two today. Josh Radner, Ted Mosby on How I
Met Your Mother? Yeah, is fifty one. Actor Hill Wheaton,
Gordy Show, Wesley Crusher on Star Trek the Next Generation.
He made many appearances as himself on A Big Bang Theory.

(01:53:06):
He's fifty three years old today. Getty Lee from Rush
is seventy two, a fashion consultant and mentor on Project Runway.
Tim Gunn is seventy two as well today, Mega and
then documentary filmmaker Ken Burns is seventy two. He's a
PBS legend. He did all the iconic historical docs like
on Baseball and the Silver War and about a billion

(01:53:29):
other things.

Speaker 9 (01:53:30):
And the worst haircut ever.

Speaker 11 (01:53:31):
Yeah google that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:32):
Yeah, documentary so popular. Everybody like you talked to Hibody like,
what are your what do you watch on TV. Oh,
we just watched documentary.

Speaker 14 (01:53:39):
What they mean is reality TV. They don't mean actual
document Ken.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
Burns Me, Ken Burns is seventy two Today and your
porno Birthday love the name Cherry Torn Cherry aka Aftermath,
Oh boy, Today's birthday girl. She's been stretched further than
a college kids budget five hundred. Find adult films on
her resume, including Big Black Beef Stretches, Little Pink Meat

(01:54:04):
Volume eight. Right she was she was in Squirting Cougars
on the Prowl. Also Gangsta Glory Holes Volume one. Greg
might like this one A night at the Dike Bar.
Oh oh, yes, she was in Anal Virgins Volume two.
Cherry Torn has legs and asks for miles and who

(01:54:25):
can forget her? Unfree to roll? And it came upon
a midnight rear. That's a that's Cherry Torn, who's thirty
nine years old? Today, I met your porn a birthday,
your celebrity birthdays and that a little Tuesday morning. Look
what's happening around the world of entertainment here on the
Woody Show. We'll take a quick break. We'll got some
more Woody Show for you next. Hang on, next, Buila

(01:54:49):
wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All right, that's it for Tuesday.
Hell yeah, what an exciting day. Yes, we made a
dream come true. So sorry about the impending divorce.

Speaker 9 (01:55:01):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
Well today we had Andy whose Gina's husband, Andy came in.

Speaker 5 (01:55:07):
It's his birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
The happy birthday Andy, And uh we've been talking about
doing this for a while, but thanks to celebrity fitness
guru P ninety X creator and superstar Tony Horton, yeah
for agreeing to come in. And uh Andy, that is
his Jesus.

Speaker 9 (01:55:26):
Oh, that's every everything.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Yeah, they're already talking about going and working out together
at Tony's house and attending yoga sessions and all kinds.
I think we really made a love connection here.

Speaker 19 (01:55:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
But yeah, go check out Tony Horton's new program is
called Power Max thirty. Use the promo code Woody twenty
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Y two zero by going to power Nation Fitness dot
org and you get twenty percent off. And Gina, where
should people go to shoot their shot with you since
you're back on the market again. Yeah yeah, yeah, you

(01:56:03):
can find her there. Uh see, tomorrow morning, we're gonna
make a trip to the Crossroads. You guys, as much
as you know, we've been over backwards to try to
please everybody. Oh wait, no, I've got to meet some
people at the crossroads. That and more brand new redneck
news tomorrow Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
Here on the Woody Show. Anthony got for us.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
In the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four Woodie. You
can also find and follow us on social media, of course,
look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 13 (01:56:34):
Yeah, the lottery gives you a one in three hundred
million chance that you won't go to work tomorrow, but
whiskey gives you one in five.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
Ye, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Some people very functional considering like I have a handful
of friends and I would call functional alcoholics.

Speaker 5 (01:56:53):
Yeah, people who it's like, I don't know how you
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
Like, how did you even make it into work today?

Speaker 5 (01:56:59):
You get to your day?

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
Explain? Greg? Yeah, Greg, tell us all about It's called
high tolerance. You build it over time. Well, thank you
very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving
the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:57:11):
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.