FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 4th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well it's the beginning of a brand new week. It
is Monday. It's August the fourth, twenty twenty five. My
name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi Woody, Happy
money to you. Menace, what is up high? We got
Gina grand Sea Bad is here, Sammy is here. We
got Morgan, our associate producer. Good morning, Morgan von our
video producer. We got bored, we got Menji holding things down.

(01:09):
The wood Show production department. Thank you for being here.
Be a part of any of it all week long.
Open invite to call in anytime at eight seven seven
forty four. What you can set us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Coming up on the
show this morning. Some weekend cheers and jeers. Hope you
had a good weekend. See what everybody got into. Also,

(01:29):
Sea Bass has something for us. You know this little
boo boo craze has been a topic of discussion here
on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's hot lebu bo summer.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Hot La boo boo summer and uh and Sea Bass
wanted to go talk to some La Boo Boo fans
le Booo fans, just gonna ask them some questions. Yeah boom,
Well yeah, is there a name, like an official name
for people who are into lab Booo's mind?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hobviously I don't know La boobies, Yeah, you get it,
laboony x or something better than now. I'm just seeing
fans enthusiasts.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, losers ye Wo's not nice. Yeah, but today Sea
Bass has a game that uh, well it's not really
a game, it's it's more of a conversation and uh,
it ends with a question for the Labuo bou fans.
It all, it all leads up and then yeah, you know,
we'll we'll we'll learn something about these lab Boo boo people.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Today.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Also trending news headlines, We got the entertainment stuff Birthday's,
porn of Birthday and.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
More got up today here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
One of the follow up with with Morgan. Yeah, because
I saw something where they were talking about as a
whole write up about side hustles that could replace a
full time job in a year.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I'm listening.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
So these are things that you could do now just
on the side that could end up being something more
significant down the line.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Like chewing food for old men type of thing. Or
is this more if you're lucky?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
No, no, no, it's it's not so this is this
is like from this is from a legit source. Okay, yeah,
I mean because they they talked about how like sixty
percent of people would like to be their own boss someday.
Some people don't want that. Some people don't want the
responsibility that comes with having your own business or having
to be at risk there. Just tell me what to do,

(03:12):
what you need, let me collect a paycheck, go home,
and just you know whatever. So, you know, people got
these side hustles to you know, make a little extra
money or to help maybe turn that into reality from
you know, medical coding things like that, to some of
these other little part time gigs. They say that could
become full time careers. But here's what they have tour guide.

(03:34):
Have you thought about being a tour guide? Oh, like
knowing parts of the city and how to show people around.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know, No, I have.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
That's never crossed my mind as a job.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I guess that is a job.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, Now it does say living in the tourist town helps, Okay,
need to come up with an angle. Well, it's funny, man,
you go to some place you like. First of all,
I'll give an example. When I lived in Saint Louis,
which is a fine city. I enjoyed living there. It
was very comfortable, very affordable, a good place to raise
a family. My wife's all families from there. Like I
enjoyed living in Saint Louis. But I would see people

(04:04):
who are there on a vacation, and I go, why
if you have time off to you've earned for work,
why do you come here for a vacation. I think
the same thing. I think the same thing. And you know,
Pittsburgh's up my hometown. Like I see people there, you know,
going up the incline or doing thing. You better be
here visiting family or just in town, like just for
a Steeler game. But like this is clearly, this is

(04:26):
clearly their family vacation to a big quote big city
right where the hand stopped. Maybe promised, maybe, but.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm saying, like there's just certain places.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
But anyway, you know, be able to show people around
if you're doing your own thing, you know, try to
find like an angle that the professional tour companies aren't
covering and some tour guides they report making an average
of one hundred to three hundred dollars per hour. Wow,
sometimes more.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It would be pretty good at that.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah, and I already you know, answering the phones and stuff.
I feel like I say the same things over run,
over and over.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, you get paid way more money doing that.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Side hustles that can replace the full time job in
the future. AI services, so knowing your way around chat,
GBT or similar type of things, because there's a demand
for those skills, you know, whether it's you know, creating
custom cheap GPT kind of stuff, just automate some kind
of other labor intensive professional tasks, or there's a lot
of different things, like I heard one about it's called

(05:25):
ved dot io or runway for video editing.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, you heard of that one menus.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, like knowing how to do those things you can
use because a lot of people have no idea what
they're doing. And if you know and you can master
a couple of those things, especially now that it's new,
before people really kind of figured out, Yeah, make some mine,
make some money there online courses, So whether you've had
some business success where you you know, can learn from
having hobbies or skills that people are interested in talking
about or whatever. You can put together some online course

(05:52):
to sell on Etsy or one of those kind of places.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Oh yeah, I'll start selling online courses you want to
be a whore or something?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, like how did like yea?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
How to do uh you know bush or bear moregasms to.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Medical coding.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
As we mentioned at the top of this kind of stuff,
it's just the data entry and things like that, but
that that could end up going to you know, like
I was gonna take care of that fashion designer.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I think everybody wants to just do that on the
Fashionable and.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Then the other one they have on here, which totally
is gonna get taken over by AI if it hasn't already.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Graphic design gone gone.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, every single thing I need, Every single thing I
need graphics wise I do on Rock. It's because I
can have it done in three seconds and it's exactly
and if it doesn't like it the way it is,
I don't have to email back and forth, I just
tell it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Again, give me more. Is that is that what you're
using for? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:42):
But I mean it's for stuff for the show. But
it's little logos, little things.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, I mean I see I've seen some of the
stuff that you, uh, that you generate, and that's from Grock.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's not bad.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
The uh that little message I put up when the
earthquake happened for the tsunami on the WOODI Show Instagram page, yeah,
took me seconds. Oh yeah, and groc I just put
in the text and I go make me a graphic
and then boom done.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Because there's a lot of gross looking AI.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
But if you just need text and an image, yep,
why am I fooling with other stuff?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Easy?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, there was something that somebody, Hey, I wanted to
have just a map that pointed out a couple locations
of three or four specific cities, and it was completely wrong.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
So you got to be careful for the AI stuff too,
because you got a double check it.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
They had They had Albuquerque, New Mexico right at the
at the top of Texas. Oh is that wrong? Yeah?
Not even no, not even out there.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I mean, you mess around with Grock unhinged at all?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yeah, it's basically it's very it's less PC than ever before,
and it's it's it's like when comic book nerds try
to make jokes.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
It's very not funny, is that.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Where the internet people are making like pregnant Lebron memes
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I bet you could do that on there. Yeah, yeah,
I bet you can do that and everything. But they
was trying to get rid of that. Actually.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yeah, the Grock unhinged thing is just the audio version
where it talks to you and I swears.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
That video that you send me a menace. Yeah, like
a teenage boy thinks it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Might like it because Gregg would love it. Greg's messing
around with chatchi BT and he found to be way
too politically correct, and he said he's already bored with it.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, it's just Oh, I'm so glad you asked me,
though I can't keep you. Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Have y'all heard of Claude I've been using that one
more claud dot ai. That's another one. It's just I
don't know, another AI service.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
But it doesn't do anything like, it's not meant for
anything specific. It's just a general AI thing.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
But I found that it's more correct with facts like
I have to do. You know, when I double check stuff,
it gets more right than the chatt Well.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Just a couple of ideas for maybe a couple other
side hustles.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I like classes, you can like the Creamer tour,
Yeah exactly. Somebody did text in the other day how
much you would charge for a pair of panties? Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
And someone texted back and was like, how much are
you willing to pay? And they said three hundred and
I was like, let's do it, and then they never responded.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't have.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I got them on right now. So what's your cash app?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm always ready eight seven seven forty four. Wooding sent
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
This is it's another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Monday morning, August the fourth, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm mouddy.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
That's Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace? What up masses here?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
We got Sammy Morgan's taking new calls eight.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
text check in over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
What do you want to be when you grow up?
That's the question, still wondering.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
He was out and about the over the weekend asking
that question. We'll give you some more details coming up
here soon. I hope you had a great weekend. Another
very productive weekend. I bought a new toolbox work bench.
Nice Holm assembled it did the whole thing. I'm very
excited about that. It's a bunch of new tools to
go in. Say, well, I'm not gonna make anything, but

(10:04):
I'll give you the reasoning for I'm gonna make some repairs.
You know when those come up. Are things need to
be done, like the little things around the house, or
i'd nothing huge. I'll hire somebody to do that. But
I'll explain why we had to have this new tool
work bench thing in a second. But got a new
bed for my son, you know, like too much room

(10:26):
and banging up the walls where I had to have
all these repairs done, and he kept moving.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
He moves his furniture around.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Conn He moves the furniture around more than Samona's laundry.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, that's exactly what it's for.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Whatever you just said, like bangs the walls up and
there's chips out of the paint and the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
So that's weird that the room was repainted.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
It looks all fresh and clean, and the bed was
quite frankly because it was just taking up too much space.
Because when you sometimes when when when you buy a
crib for a baby, that crib can then convert over
the years to like a day bed like for like
little kids, and then it does, yeah, and then it

(11:08):
goes into like a full sized bed. So like the
back of the crib becomes the headboard and then the
front railing becomes the footboard. And that's what he's had
for the last sixteen years. It's held up, yeah, and
it's held up fantastic, Yeah, because he used buy these
conversion kits to become like the rails along the side,
you know. Yeah, well it's gone now, it was taken away,

(11:30):
but yeah, got that all done. And then also been
getting into like these eighties movies. So I watched Police
Academy the first time, yeah, and I really enjoyed that.
And then and then I watched this week and I
watched Beverly Hills Cop.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
So I'm like, I'm kind of like this eighties movie
kick right now, getting into You've stayed getting into right, but.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm saying like where I got, I've gone back
and like started watching them. Yeah, I'm just like gonna
feel in the eighties, eighties comedies the best, especially eighties
movies that I haven't watched in a while, like Police Academy.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah things, you haven't been watching any TV?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well no, yeah, yeah, not not not really.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
And then did a lot of preparation because I'm taking
my fa A written exam tomorrow. Oh damn, so you
kind of kind of cramming, you know, I'll have.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
All yeah, get some It's like the driving test where
you can take it multiple times if need be. Yeah nice.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
And it's also one of those things where I feel,
and from what everybody's telling me, is that you're going
to take the test just to pass it and really
never think about that stuff again because there's so much
stuff that just doesn't apply to kind of like driving
modern yeah, moder to modern stuff. Well, if you're flying
a tailwheel airplane, there's a quartering crosswinds, like, well, I'm
not flying those.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Before my jeers.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
And this is what brings me to the new tool
work bench and all the new tools and everything, because inevitably,
when I do need something, I need my hammer, or
I need a tape measure, or I need that one
size Philip's head screwdriver for the job.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
At hand.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I go out there and it's missing and never to
be found again because the kids have taken it for
something used it outside, ends up at a friend's house.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Whatever kids get into a tool has never once been
put Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Like I've never seen anybody break a tape measure before.
But like it was kind of like torn at the end,
like like you tear the end of like a like
a candy bar wrapper to open it up.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Like it's torn. How did you even write? How did
you even accomplish that? It's hey, dude, where's my hammer?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I don't know. Like I use my stuff, I put.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
It back and you know, Greg, I mean I kept
that thing nice and organized. Everything was lined up by
size and by type and everything else. And like I'll
go out there and the drawers half open, something's missing
out of it. So I'm like enough, Yeah, I got
one that locks. So that was the big thing, and
it's it's bigger so it can accommodate more stuff, which
is good because I have a lot of stuff and

(14:03):
we can.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I need a hammer, all new, all.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
New screwdrivers, full set of screwdrivers, wrenches, plyers, you name it.
I had to buy a new hammer because god knows
what happened. I had two hammers and they're four and
they're both gone. Weird, not not even but because my
son asked me how I found out all because my
son in his room, since we had everything repainted, wants
to hang new stuff back up on his walls.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
And I go, oh, let me go get my hammer.
Where's my hammer?

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Yeah, dix a high heel like the rest of us,
certain brand craftsman.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, I guess that's what my other stuff already was.
So I did that, brod.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
But anyway, so that was very exciting. That sounds exciting.
That's what sized bed did he get? Queen? Who? Yeah?
Bed until I was like twenty five, until I was
through college.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Well, it was already a full size because that's you know,
what you had to get for that crib conversion and
and then so you're not going to go smaller. And
then it also the place that I went, it was
not easy. There was only like Queen and King where
the two there was. Because I was looking for full
because he already had a full sized mattress. Ordered him
a new mattress online Amazon Basics three hundred dollars and

(15:14):
the reviews on this mattress are really good.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's one of those.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Mattress in a box things. I'll let you know how
it goes. But only three hundred bucks, and it's getting
it's getting reviews saying it's better than like Purple and
all those other online ones, and even some of the
ones that you just go to the store, they're already
you know, box.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
I got some sodas from Walmart for a guest room. Yeah, dude,
they're nicer than the ones that I have.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, three hundred dollars. Yeah, which for if it's any
kind of quality, it's good enough for a sixteen year old.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I can tell you that.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Well, isn't that the type of isn't this the age
where you start just live sleeping on a footson on
the floor.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, I think that's usually your first place, right, like college, right, Yeah,
you start transitioning into that.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
It's weird that a your rearranges all the time, all
at the time, because I did that and I became
mex A gig. Yeah, that's the gateway. That's the gateway.
Because he into plants, true way, No he's not or
he's doing meth I men his weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
I had a listener event. A bunch of listeners came out,
so that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
I went to go see The Naked Gun, and I
give it a six out of ten.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
For me.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
It got really good reviews, like everybody's given one hundred percent,
but some I don't know, some of it was a
little too much for me.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm bombed, right, I mean, yeah, maybe I just saw
it didn't make a lot of mine made like fifteen
million or something like that.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Yeah, yeah, i'd it did have some really funny moments,
but I don't think all the way through. Some of
it was just just too wacky for me. And uh,
what a lot of good racing this weekend. The NASCAR
race was awesome, like right at the right at the end,
right at the end, the winner, dude, no, he had

(16:55):
like no gas left in his car. There was like
fourteen laps left, and everyone's like, dude, is he gonna
make it or not? And then he won, so that
was pretty cool. And then my jeers was, Dude, we're
like on the fourth season of The Bear. It hasn't
been good since season one. It is so freaking boring.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm hearing that from multiple people.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
And because you were because you think you're like, Okay,
something's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Also good, Yeah, it has to get good.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
I've been I'm invested because I want to see this
storyline of them like redoing this restaurant and like how
it's going to turn out.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Dude, it sucks. It's wasting my time. And then so
I'm out. But it still wins all these awards and
everybody still yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
And it sucks because they put it in the comedy
category for all these awards. It's not economy, economy. It's
not a comedy. It's just a freaking borfeit. Dude, it sucks.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
It is not economy. It's not great for the economy either.
Through season one. Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Sammy Marino cheers and jeers cheer.

Speaker 10 (18:00):
It's to kids having a very short memory when they
get injured. I was watching my nephew over the weekend
and he was on the couch, like crawling on the
top of the couch.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
You were in charge of, you were baby.

Speaker 10 (18:11):
Was babysitting, and he fell over flat on his back
and his head and screaming, crying when.

Speaker 11 (18:18):
He fell off the top of the couch.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
And so I had to like bring him into the bed,
laid down for a minute, let him cry, give him water.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
He's fine. Three minutes later.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
No concussion.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
No, not thirty seconds later that we walked back out
to the living room and I turn around and he
is standing on the top of the back of the
couch that he was just.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
Crying over two seconds ago.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
You are a terrible baby.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
Dude, get down, and he goes, my mom, lets me
do this, and I was like, okay, well you just fell,
so like maybe get and of course he just jumps
and when he doesn't care, like he cries and then
he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go do that again.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
And I'm sure he's got eighty hd ya.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
I know I was nervous, but like cheers to him
and kids who just like have no memory and just.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Go, look, you just smashed his skull on your floor.

Speaker 11 (19:11):
How old is he four?

Speaker 12 (19:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, no wonder.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
And my gears is to dogs being dogs. My dog
Bella when we were on our walk, eight poop.

Speaker 11 (19:24):
And it was disgusting, not her own.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
And I actually think when I the scenario that it
was like a toddler who had an emergency, because it
was like an emergency wet sort of poop, and I
noticed human well, I noticed there being sort of a
dirty rag that could have been, you know, for a

(19:47):
kid or something next to it that had I think
been used to wipe, and it was all just left there.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
And I looked over and she was looking at She is.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Like my baby. I love her. She's the cweetest, sweetest,
cutest thing. And the second I started doing that was like,
you are disgusting.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Get away from me. Did she like you?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
No?

Speaker 11 (20:06):
I didn't let her let me. I took her homem
gave her a bath, I brush her teeth, and made
her stay away from me for a very long time.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Reminder that dog's mouths are not cleaned like the old wives.

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Terrible no No says it's not true that dog's breast
smells like acid.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
It's gross.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Hot ass, yeah, I question, says, say, Hey, what do
you please let me know the name of the mattress
from Amazon?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just started looking for one. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Now I'll tell you again this this it's two hundred
and thirty nine dollars, so you get what you pay for.
I do understand that, but looking at all the reviews,
it's got a ton of really great reviews and am
adamant gnaw you it's the name. So yeah, so A
N and at AA and then A D A M

(20:51):
A N T and then n O y au so
four point six out of five stars. And if it sucks,
it's two hundred and thirty nine dollars. And I think
it's plenty good for a sixteen year old. Now would
I try it? Probably not? Sight unseen, Probably not. If
I need something in a quick pinch like that, probably yeah,

(21:12):
guess room whatever.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Now I'm a grown ass man who owns the house, Like, yeah,
I don't have to sleep in that. He's lucky he's
not on the floor.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm seeing a lot of futons for the floor for
like fifty sixty bucks.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I want. That's next.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, So if you want to check that out
and someone say, oh, that bed ain't better than my nectar.
But the thing is those beds are only good for
two or three years. Yeah, guess what?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
So is his living in my house? It's only good
for Yeah, he's sixteen, two or three more years he's out. Yep, yep,
he could take his two hundred and thirty nine dollars bed.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
With him and that'll be it.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, bite, and if it's again, if it sucks, it's
two hundred and thirty nine bucks. You could spend thousands
of dollars on the mattress. Yeah you can, and some
like I got to Sleep Number and I love it. It's
great and it's not cheap, but I love it. But
I'm I'm the king of the castle.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, yeah, cause you can.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
You can fully adjust, but you don't have to get that.
You could do one that's all the same. Oh really yeah,
but that way but if his head is getting raised,
your head's getting raised. If what's going up on his
side's going up on your side, if you don't do it.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
The other way. Yeah, that I'm not into. Yeah. I
was so bad for the Sleep Number store. There's nobody
in there, but they somehow have so many business for
whatever baiverywhere. Yeah. Yeah, I see that, and that's what
we got and I love it. I think it's great.
Do you sleep all crazy like anti gravity or whatever?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
No, because I mean, you know, like, but it's great
when you're all congested and you're trying to like prop
yourself up with pillows just but you can do that
with a lot of mattress. It's just at the adjustable base.
But there's no reason. And typically for kids. I see
these people they spend a ton of money on mattresses
for their kid baby. Yeah, like you know why they're
jumping on them, they're trashing them, or they're kids.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
They weigh what ten pounds something like that?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, what they need two hundred and thirty nine mattress
two hundred thirty nine dollars mattress?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Just fine?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, alright, eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Whatding?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
You can send us a text over to two nine
eight seven, Uh, we're gonna come back. And then Sea
Basket I said he was out talking to some people
over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
What do you want to be when you grew up?
Was his question? And Seamaster's out over the weekend. And
where where'd you go?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Is this a mall? I don't know, I don't know
where you go for this. Malls are where you find
pop mart store? Yeah, yeah, pop Mart stores. Most major
cities actually now have these. And that is the home,
the corporate home of Boo Boo.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, can't buy him there though, got to order them.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Well, that's true, unless you line up for when they drop.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, yeah, gotta get that new one.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
And you thought, like back in the day that people
were like lining up for iPhones or for the new
Nike whatever shoes.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You thought that was stupid. Now, concert tickets back in
the day, No, La Boo boos are the thing. Now.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Yes, they do have a little as a small store,
and you are correct. Man is obviously he's on the
inside of this. Most people at the Laboos store, the
pop Mart store, will order them online and pick them
up in store. Yeah, so as to I guess prevent
you know, mad panics and rushes.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, but like why when you just have it shipped
to your house, because some of you will steal it
because it's so valuable.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
It's a big problem in my neighborhood. Like people are
just like scouring the neighborhood waiting for people to get
their little Boo Boo delivery.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Which is this centuries version of the q P doll.
It is a little fluffy monster cut thing. Dimonic dimonic, Yes,
we are. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (24:33):
Today today, it's just today though.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
When I was hanging out for about an hour at
the pop Mart store, I was a little bit heartened
as most of the people entering the store just to
brows were parents and their little girls.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
So that's the way, that's the way things should be,
right now, that makes sense, all right, because these are dolls. However,
they were numerous grown adults, you know, either by themselves
or with they grown adults kids, Just like I didn't
give women more of a break on this stuff than
I do guys grown I'm saying, you see grown men
and then looking for like thea boo boos together, yeah, like,

(25:12):
like hell, there are differences and you can say, oh, yeah,
well that's you know, hypocrisy. You know, women can do whatever,
Guys can do whatever, and nobody says anything. But if
a woman does the same thing, same like, there are
plenty of things that are like that. And I would
give more of more of a break, not a total break,
more of a break to an adult woman than I
do an adult man.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
What about if it was a man looking for his kid?
All right, so venus that's a good question.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
And then all the people I talk to to ask
them what they want to be when they grew up,
none of them were buying them for their children themselves.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Because said, when we.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Talked about this a while ago. He said, lab Boo
Boos are an everybody thing.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah. In fact, he said blue collar he did especially Yeah,
oh yeah that's what that's that's what I said.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, you can go back in the podcast and here
you do it, guys.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah please.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
So I approached uh now, and that's what I saw
that you'll be surprised. Besides little girls at the Labu
Boo store, I saw grown ass bros in there.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
General contractors.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Hell yeah, bro, I love tool belts. And that's the
first guy I talked to. Carl, just a bro and
his other bro getting their newest Labubu.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
What'd you just buy at the Labu Boo store? The
Monster Falling the Wild series?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oo?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It sounds exciting. Yeah, I got this three already.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Now, I do expect this guy. This is the type
of guy I would expect, maybe be buying a little
boo because I'll put him the same love him in
the same category as a dumb woman.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Okay, that's shit. General thing because the sort the heart
to find. I had the doll which we got like
a couple.

Speaker 14 (26:39):
Of days ago, and then there's so available one that
I'm looking for here.

Speaker 11 (26:43):
That's why we went here and drive like an hour.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I've seen some pretty big numbers there. And actually, what
are the prices.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
There's one hundred and twenty seven sixty dollars in forty dollars?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Now do you take these laboos and clip them on
your backpack? Are these expressive ones?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah? For this style? Are into box? Oh and where
do those go?

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Like in the house and in our Have you in
the past done other sort of collecting things like oh,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
Yeah, I have a lot of Mowana dolls.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yes, And what do you want to be when you
grow up?

Speaker 9 (27:17):
Did he say I don't need a bag, I'm just
gonna put them in my metal lunch pail.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, well he's got a restraction. It's weird. He takes
a rolling like big tool chest.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
When I was out shopping for my new work, I
saw a lot of like if I was in line
behind one more person with a boo boo.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Depret conversation starter when you're over at the contractor.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Session, Yes, you know at the concrete because he was
mentioned he was showing me on his phone menuts because
what you do is they give you He's going all over.
Had you heard he tried to travel an hour to
get this one. They send you all over town to
get these laboo boos that are one hundred plus dollars,
not on resale, just for the store. Uh So, what
do you think he wants to be when he grows up?

(27:58):
Around the room little questions. It's a bit like what
does he do for a living?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Or kind of figure out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I don't think hey, little boy, I don't think he's
gonna get the joke. Hey little boy, what do you
want to be when you grow up? You're here at
this toy store today getting a doll What do you
want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
A veterinarian? Oh, he wants to be a fireman. No,
sounds more like a sugar baby to me. I'm not
getting a stay at home wife. Stay at home wife. Yeah,
I kept kept a man.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I think he works with the gap. Yeah, clothing store, Yeah,
clothing star. All right, let's find out what do you
want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Me?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I'm a registered US action Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
By the way, somebody right before I I hit play
on that clip, somebody you're looking at somebody just text
and that's a Filipino male nurse shopping for those demons amazing,
by the way, which is which is when you asked me,
you know whatever, it was a month ago, what boo

(28:57):
fan is?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
That's what? Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, you know that's that makes more. That's the demographic,
not blue collar. Wow, bipolar could have gotten completely lucky
just playing the odds like okay, well they heard like
Filipino accent in there and they go, okay, well Filipino.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Neither way association with that. I did hear Filippine on that.
What do you want to be.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
When you grow up?

Speaker 12 (29:17):
Me?

Speaker 11 (29:17):
I'm a registered Burris Actually yeah, are.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
They big amongst the nurse Yeah? They they put on
their scrubs or whatever.

Speaker 14 (29:25):
Yes, because her purson was a little bit dirty, and
then we we sent homeless la booboo.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
But we just started cracking up laughing.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
So you're making fun of your coworkers labooo because it
all gross, dirty, all dusty labooboo.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, I want to let that my little boog will happened.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, that's when you start making fun of it. When
they're dirty, so dirty, yeah, when they're clean.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Not so much process having bitch, So what do you
want to be when you grow up all right?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
This next guy, am he had a larger, kind of
big giant lab boobo, which I didn't realize they have.
They have like the little ones that are three four inches,
and they have these big twelve to fourteen inch ones
that are of course more expensive.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
So I asked em again another just another bro? Yeah bro, yeah,
blue collar bro with tattoos and piercings. Look like you
just got out of like a metal show right now.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, I was wearing his cut here. He was at
the Lauba store and you just bought la boo boos?
Which one?

Speaker 15 (30:22):
Checkmate one?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
This is like a bigger one right, yes, crutch.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
So you wouldn't like strap this one to your shirt
or your backpackering, No, it.

Speaker 14 (30:28):
Kind of placed it on the tabletop or whatnot, like a.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Dinning room centerpiece. Why did you get into laboo boots?

Speaker 14 (30:34):
Well, it wasn't cute actually, it was one of those
kind of like ugly, but then it's like it grows
on you kind of cute in a way, and honestly
it's just like really fuzzy kind of.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ye what's the little boobo?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Like?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
This run? These days?

Speaker 14 (30:46):
So from PopMart it's usually like one twenty or so
after market, A lot of people sell.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
It for like three fifty.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
Have you been into any other sort of things like
brats dolls or the Hello Kitty or anything.

Speaker 14 (30:58):
Like as a child Pokemon card, you know, kind of
growing up?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Speaking of which, what do you want to be when
you grow up?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Some day?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, what do you want to be? When I see
a lot of Pokemon people into La Boo Boos as well,
there's a lot of arrest of development.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Yeah, this is you know, this is where our birth
rates in the toilet. Yeah, we're not having kids. We're
buying dolls.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Right, we can't pare bills because we're buying this crap
national card debts through the roof. Well, I just don't
think you know, the people that you're interviewing are looking
to repel.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Because and by the way, I'm not cherry picking. These
are the single adult Meles.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Six five texting overhold on his menace now denying that
he said blue collar people are into La Buo Boos.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
No, I did say that, but you you are twisting
it to say that it was only blue collar. We
did not say that. He just said that, Like what
he asked for a couple of minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
He even set up saying like, what's everybody's in the
into la boo boos, even blue collar workers?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
And yeah, and you're like, no, what.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
When he set up a segment original question five minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
The original question was, what's the profile of the movie worker? Correct?
Office worker, male, nurse? Good? That's good. Sure, as we're
hearing it's like, no, man, it's like blue collar, right,
I said at the beginning of the blue collar Yeah,
well all right, anyway, this what's is got gonna be
the question. I don't know why you guys are so
hurt by that.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I am.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You're like so focused on that.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Because it was such a ridiculous statement. That's why it
stood out. That's and it's not like whatever, it's it's genesis.
We are in the land of confusion. Menace tries to
create the lend of anybody can.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Go on Google and say and type in the Google
construction workers click videos ironic. But I'm to say it's not.
It's for everybody. Everybody got it all type of demos
are into it. Got it all? Right? So what is that?
What about the m here something in retail I'm getting
I'm going to say, grocery store.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
I think he's some sort of office.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What kind of retail store he works at? A? Oh,
a game stop?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I think he's like an Uber eats guy, like a
like a delivery.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
He's in the Pokemon Uh yeah, retail retail store J C. Penny.
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right, Well let's find out, am, What does he
want to be when he grows up?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
I work in the medical field now, and I'm pretty
happy with where I'm at.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
In the.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Okay, but if you're still buying toys right?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (33:42):
Correct?

Speaker 14 (33:43):
Well, I guess not really a toy enough. There are
like a conversation piece, right, A decor or you can say.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
I know a guy who I assume is kind of
similar to you in a lot of ways. Oh, he
would never have those in his house. He's like a classic,
you know, like clean clear lines.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
What do you say to those folks?

Speaker 14 (34:01):
I was one of those people, and you never know
what's going to happen. Maybe I would never get one,
and here I am walking out of partment with one.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
So so you flipped it. Now I can ask what
you said? Yeah, and how old are you now?

Speaker 11 (34:12):
I am thirty two?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Wow? Whoa greg? So they're still hopeful. I can't wait
for it. Yeah. Yeah, you still have a chance to
turn it around. That'll be fun.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
We'll see you know, you might say, like a restoration hardware.

Speaker 13 (34:27):
Hot Mark, hot Mark, there's still a chance in the meantime,
have an existential crisis.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show, and somebody took your advice,
it says uh. I googled thea boo boo construction worker
clicked videos. There's one TikTok video of a guy that
filmed himself putting a little boo boo in an excavator.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And that's that's all I could find.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
All the other results for la boo boo in construction
worker outfits because they don't just sell the different laboo
boos with different themes. They have assets and clothes.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Tattoo artists don't forget that. I just I won't. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, Well, SeaBASS was out at pop Mart. That's the
name of their story, the hop Mart stores, talking to
these grown adults who were there without kids, buying the
boo boos asking them what do you want to be.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
When you grow up? And he's this next person. It's strange.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
I actually found a woman there not that wasn't all bros.
Her name is Sandra actually, she apparently is a Woody
Show fan. Her and her husband were there and they
did have a child with them. But this child was
an infant, you know, tiny little doesn't by a stroller,
doesn't even know what it likes.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, right, And so she.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
Had bought this kind of a harder plastic leaboo. But
this is a they sell ones that aren't fuzzy. Oh
it's like a funk copop. That's what she has here.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Sandra, could you tell menace what you got today?

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Today?

Speaker 9 (35:51):
I got the Monster's Wacky mart figurine.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
So these are like the hard plastic labooboo types things.
And you got one here that's like he's a little
cup of noodles or cup noodle? What are these things? Run?

Speaker 11 (36:03):
Well, for one, it was nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Are not for your baby, They're not for my baby.

Speaker 11 (36:08):
He's a little too young for those.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Oh I see, there's like lower age.

Speaker 11 (36:13):
It's nothing that he can play with. You know, these
are just things.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
You display Oh naturally, you got it. These are pieces
of argument. Right, what do you do for your job?

Speaker 9 (36:22):
I work at a law fir and you are a
grown adult, I assume, right, I soon.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
So what do you want to do when you grow up?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:31):
You work at al now, but I mean clearly you
still have some more growing up. I went with my
dad to his law froom when I was a little kid.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Right, watch, Maybe she wants one of those jobs like
Tom Hanks had him Big where.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
A toy test?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Exactly quality?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Oh yeah, a developer's I got to add that to
my list of eighties movies. Yeah, the best that one.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I think.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
The next one was going to watch is Short Circuit.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, so good called the roadblot talk and AI talked.
No one talks about Short Circuit.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
No, no, all right, Gina, and he guesses, Greg.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
She's works it a lot from currently.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
She's already an art collector, right she Maybe she wants
to host a children's TV show or something that's fun,
because she's just getting herself into the right mindset.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
She just wants to be a lawyer. Yeah, she wants
to be a YouTuber. Unpackaging Oh boo boos, good idea.
Let's find out. So what do you want to be
when you grow up? I don't know. I mean you
got you've got an adult job, you've got an adult kid,
and you got boos you know. Okay, well now you're
making it's empathetic. Yeah, yes, I'm doing that. Yeah, that's me.

(37:43):
That's all on you twisting your words.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You know, when you hear it, it just it's different.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
What do you put it that way?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Thank you Sea Bass for going out and yeah, we
wanted to go to the sea from directly from the
horse's mouth, Like, what's what's going on all the bros
out there?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, back to work.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Fellas The Woody Show and we begin in a new hour,
Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World with Gina Grad
and the trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, we'll check this out.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
This guy walked into a bar in Montana where he
used to live next door, and he started shooting up.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
The place and he killed four people.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
Suspect is an ex army vet and after he finished shooting,
he took off into the woods, hopped into a truck
got away. Cops found his truck, but he's still on
the run and they're searching the Mountain area west of
the bar where he was last seen. The investigation still happening,
and authorities say he is armed and extremely dangerous and
don't be shocked to hear that.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
His family says he's been struggling with mental health issues
for years. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
There's a seventy five hundred dollars reward for anyone with
information that helps catch this dude.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
There was another freak out cops in Jersey. They're looking
for a guy.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
I guess he stabbed these two deli workers came in
complaining about a sandwich order because that egg plant in it,
which I guess he's allergic to. But the twist on
this story is that the order was for a sandwich
that was made four years ago.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh what well, okay doing for a while? Yeah, the
workers told the guy to leave.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Instead, he pulls out this box cutter starts stabbing and
slashing the people, because you know, that's what you do.
Both the employees were sent to the hospital. They're expected
to make a full recovered. Now here's a guy who's
familiar with the history of the situation. Now warning there
was a fun accent ahead here.

Speaker 16 (39:32):
He was just looking for panhum He's like, nut's crazy.
He say he's allergy with the egga bland. And he
told him, you give me that egged blind and.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Egga plant plants, you give me a egga plant And
he told on you give me that egged blind in
my sandwich and my stomach wasn't bothering me and stuff
like that.

Speaker 16 (39:51):
Why you finished the sandwich? Why you come back like
forty years later asking for like why yes?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
So you that much stabber is is still on the run.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
There's another guy in New York City. He was losing
his friggin' mind. Uh, sitting in traffic. He was, uh,
you know, pissing. This guy is doing an illegal U
turn and there's already like heavy traffic on the city
street and this guy in the middle of the city
streets trying to do a U turn. And so of
course he shot some videos so we can all see
just how mad he was and what he was so
mad about. Again, fun accent ahead.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
You're making him. You got right down, you tuck off?
Are you off?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Kalk?

Speaker 12 (40:40):
What up?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
That guy.

Speaker 15 (40:43):
Got right down.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Right there?

Speaker 15 (40:46):
You made a cut? Got up?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yes, As the guy's passed, he's got his window down
he's yelling at this guy.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
Well, The Fantastic four Steps kept the number one spot
in theaters again this week, despite a sixty six percent
drop off. Bad Guys Too came in second, Naked Gun
opened up in third. Superman Jurassic Park World or Jurassic
World Rebirth rather rounded out the top five, and Naked
Gun only made seventeen million bucks.

Speaker 12 (41:19):
Not good.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah. Well, actress Lannie Anderson, who I'm sure you.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Remember from WKRP back in the days.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You know her from Burton Lannie as well. Oh of
course that that it couple.

Speaker 11 (41:34):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
She passed away at seventy nine after what's being reported
as a long battle with an illness. Doesn't say what illness, though,
I said. She was best known for as Jennifer Marlowe
on WKP and Cincinnati, and that rolled. That role turned
into a lot of Emmy knoms and Golden Globe noms.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
She got a ton. I didn't know they had the
Golden Globes back then. Yeah, I didn't know. She was
still a lot in my very seventies.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Well she leaves, I mean she was supposed to be
eighty I think this week.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah, just a few days.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
She had a husband, children, and grandchildren, and this guy
in his forties when he I can't something about this.
He died after falling from the upper tier of Wembley
Stadium during that Oasis concert over the weekend. No one
sure how he fell, how the fall happened in the
first place. Witnesses say the whole thing was horrifying.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah. Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
If you're falling from a stadium, it's your fault.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah, I think we all.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
You're falling off of a cruise ship, it's your fault. Yeah,
Like you can't just accidentally do it. Yeah, unless somebody
pumped into you. Guys, dude, those things are like it's vertical. Yeah,
at a lot of these stadiums. If somebody picked you
up and threw you, that's one thing. But that's not
what's happening. Even casual bump's not gonna call it. It
has to be a really hard You've got to be

(42:50):
doing something stupid. It's like getting hit by a train.
I put it in the same kind of you know category.
Choices were made, bad choices were made.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I mean it sucks.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Yeah, Well, dude, Liam and Knowles say they're shocked and
they're sad. But the show next the next day and
the rest of the shows are continuing as Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
They were so upset they just did the show the
next night.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, Power Through Guys show must go on. That's right. Well,
why wouldn't they right?

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Well, a six year old boy in Texas he was
hurt after he was grabbed by an octopus at the
San Antonio Aquarium. Yeah, the boy's mom says, there's been
a bunch of times that you're allowed to touch the octopus,
but unless But unlike past visits, this time the octopus
latched onto his arm.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
He wouldn't let go.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
Employees were able to free the kid, but he ended
up with red welts all over him. And the muckety
MUCKs over at the aquarium say, uh, the octopus displayed
typical curious behavior by touching and holding the child's arm,
and at no point was the octopus aggressive or attempting
to harm the child. And they say the mother violated
safety protocols by leaning the boy over the exhibit to

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get a better look. So whose fault is it?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
The mom?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
There you go again, like falling from the stadium.

Speaker 9 (43:57):
Yeah, at the Oasis concerts, get over the octopus pit.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah, I mean, like I know they have at some
of the aquariums and things where you can reach over,
you can touch like the sting ray or you get
you know, different different Yeah, at at different points they
have things like that. But I mean I saw the
kid's arm. I mean it was it looks painful. I
don't know if ye copping you know exactly, But man, octopus,
that's pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I mean, they're they're they're fascinated a crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah, I didn't really know much about it. But then
you watch, like what tiny space they can like get
in and.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Out of and change color?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah, there was there was this one that ended up
in this dude's boat and uh the tiniest little like
drain on the side of the boat of the hall. Yeah,
like you were like, there's no way that's like you
ever you ever say like a cat go through like
the bars of like a fence or something like that
iron cat. It's not getting through that. And whoa damn. Okay,

(44:55):
you have to watch My Octopus Teacher. So what is
it called My Octopus Teacher. It's a documentary about this
dude who essentially befriends and all.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, I mean you're gonna hate like the first half
of it. But it's really so good you're never gonna
eat it again. Yeah, he has sex with it. I
saw a video.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I saw another video recently where this guy he's got
like a pet octopus and he had it in an
acquairm whatever, and he put a jar in there that
had the food that the octopus wanted inside the jar
and the and the jar was like screwed tight and
the lid was on and you just put it in there,
and the octopus figured it out, like, oh.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Wows, open this jar and get to it. It was
cool a couple of years, I think. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
Well, Soldier Boy was arrested in Los Angeles early yesterday
morning after cops pulled over a car he was riding
in and found a gun. And since he's a convicted felon,
having a firearm is super illegal for him. So he
got booked into jail by the LABD. Yeah, this isn't
his first run in with gun charges, by the way,
he got No. He got probation back in twenty seventeen

(45:56):
for something very similar, and last year he was ordered
to pay over two two hundred and thirty five thousand
dollars in damages to a woman who claimed he assaulted
her at a party in Malibu, So stay off them,
Street Soldier Boy. MLB hosted a game in Tennessee at
the Bristol Motor Speedway over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Oh I saw something, they said, it's the fire Festival
of Sporting Events.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, it's a bit of a bit of an overused phrase.
Butt of applies. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
The first problem was when the game was stopped due
to a storm flooded the field, But the real story
was in the stands. Because of the storms, the game
was delayed over two hours and the speedway ran out
of food and ran out of beer. All they had
to offer with peanuts, and fans also complained on social
media over the long lines. Everything had bad views at
the speedway. The game was eventually postponed because of the

(46:46):
storm and ended up being played the next day. But
fans say this type of event that MLB put on
should never happen again.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Did you see there was another dildo thrown on the
court at a WNBA game. It's yeah, between the Valkyries
and the Atlanta Dream.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
What color was this one? Oh, that's what you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Find that because wait, no, that was the first one.
This one is another Valkyries game. This one's against the
Chicago sky and like a neon green dildo hit the
floor and you the ref came running over and kicked
it out of the way as if it was like
a like a like a firework that was about to
go off, but kicked it right to you know, the
people that kind of sit along the baseline on the floor,

(47:28):
photographers and stuff, they kicked it right toward them.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
That's a good picture. That's good.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
I got to ask our alien friend with dildo's for
her for horns anyone.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Steel, This is the time. We need him to make
you a visit. We seen dildo's once before in our lifetime.
That was it. And there was an alien visitor named
dill Dar. I'll give him a call.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
And finally, a search and rescue in Canada was called
out to the woods after they had reports of several
hikers hearing repeated cries. The team went out and looked
and they did find some faint yelling, so they hurried
over to the noise and when they got there everything
was fine. Turns out the cries were just a guy
quote singing his heart out to the trees, belting out nickelback.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Search and rescue.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Thank the hikers who called it in because it's better
to be safe.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I'm sorry. Singing to the tree, yes, eight to the tree.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
He just really feeling the nickelback man. He was just
singing at the top of his He was doing a
friddy Okay, yes the woods by himself his business.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yes, and the search mander says.

Speaker 9 (48:32):
Our services are always free and the money you could
save could be spent on singing lessons.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, that's what's going on, buddies.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
All right, thank you very much, Gina grad We're gonna
take a quick break, get some more When to show
next to phones.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Are open at eighty seven seven. You can set us
a text over to two to nine eight seven, see Bess.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Besides going to Pop Mart talking to people about what
they want to be when they get when they get.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Older, I was menace for a weekend.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Well, I was dig a little deeper into this NASCAR
Major League Baseball crossover event. Cheers to Tim McGraw at
the age of I don't know, one hundred and five,
he's still wearing pants so tight.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
You can see his urethra.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Well, that's why, that's why he's getting cheers Sammy, because
you know with all these Johnny Come Lately, these Benson
Boons of the world trying to get all women all horned.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Up, go go back to Tim McGraw.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
He's still plenty sexy, you know, dude.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
And mega skinny Greg so Tan veryan he was doing.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
He'll be the iHeartRadio Music Festival, he said, a lot
of our company events. He's always a super nice guy. Oh,
super friendly.

Speaker 10 (49:54):
He said hi to me in the hallway.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
They had the the wet floor sign out you just
doing because this was at Bristol Motor Speedway for folks
who don't know, Bristol is one hundred miles past Knoxville
in Tennessee, so it is like in the middle of
the mountains, in the middle of the woods.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So that's the cheers. Tim McGrath looking because he's just
standing on stage and just casually and he is such
a thigh gap they brought out.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
He was singing like I like it, I love it,
you know, famous song whatever, and Pitbull comes out of
nowhere what like, you know, like a.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Butt plug he does. He looks like a human butt plug.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
I'll give him credit. He's like he can show up.
He does nothing essentially wall background track plays.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
He's got no rhythm.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
No. Yeah, when you watch him on stage, his body
movements are like half a beat off, beat off. Yeah,
but he's just he's just that much off the you knowble.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
And you're watching, You're like, does this Can he hear
his own song?

Speaker 4 (50:57):
And you know he's made millions of dollars? Oh yeah,
I'm sure he's laughing all the way to the bank.
But yeah, his performance with McGraw was pretty bad. So
that's cheers to Tim McGraw and his hot body.

Speaker 15 (51:05):
Uh jeers.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Unfortunately to the entire event putting a baseball game. So
what they did is they took the infield of Bristol
Motor Speedway, paved it, put a field in so the
fans they're not just watching from the stands, they're watching
from the stands behind a full NASCAR track. So I
saw some shots from the upper deck where and you're
you're two miles away. You cannot see a baseball player's number,

(51:27):
their name, there's no view.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
It's one thing watching cars go around the track. It's
another thing trying to watch baseball.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Because the cars are coming at you.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
They're coming every minute or so, they're coming back around
near you, and it's loud.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It's fun.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
But yeah, baseball entirely insane. So it got rain delayed.
Whatever doesn't matter. That food was gone, doesn't matter. It
was just a dumb idea they did. They put the
Reds and the braves, which I get because that's the
part of the country you're in. But yeah, what stupid, worthless,
dumb crossover idea.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Major clost to one they.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Did was the one where they went to the Field
of Dreams field, like super cool?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Did they skip that this year? Like wipe that on?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I just did it once, but that that was really cool,
hardcore fane Gina Grad weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
To the way middle aged women party. Because I went
to a girlfriend's house on Saturday night. It was like
kind of like where your pajamas. Everything's going to be
just super chill. She had full, like a full gorgeous
charcouterie spread, all beautiful, and then an assortment of THHC
drinks and then.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Mushrooms like chocolate no, like just you know, old school. Yeah,
fish concert. We're chilli. It smells like fish concert.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
That's good.

Speaker 9 (52:48):
We're drinking our We're drinking our thhc seltzers and you know,
I have like a you know, a little bit of
a stem and I greg, I can't recommend this higher
really yeah, like I yes, I need to get you.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
He's talking about he wants to doom.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You would be It's awesome. Can I get your friend's number? Absolutely?
And that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (53:12):
It's just mild like feeling good. Like everything is a
little bit extra funny.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You feel good.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
And we just we had a great night just hanging
out and uh, you know, watching watching some TV and
gossiping and it was it was great.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Do you get more talkative on them? I don't, but
they do. They do.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
But I have a weird like I often do the
opposite of what people think drugs are gonna do.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I get kind of quiet, but I'm having a great time.
Uh jeers doom scrolling.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
I got myself into such a deep depression. I'm watching
the news and I'm just scrolling and I'm losing, you know,
multiple hours to the point where I said no more.
And as much as I just wanted to take Instagram
off of my phone, I still use it for some stuff.
And you know, some work stuff. So I unfollowed every
single account that has anything to do with politics. I

(54:08):
don't want to hear it. Good for you, I unfollowed
all the news every I can't. I can't live like this.
This is no way to live.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I don't know why you're following that kind of stuff anyway,
because that's that's all you're going to get. Like one,
you just become overwhelming bombarded.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
With that, and as I'm sure you guys know, I
get so angry and I'm like, this society is just
what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
And I can't take it. I can't live like this,
So I had to unfollow everything. Cheer it. Actually I
think it did turn into.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
A cheers cheers to doom scrolling, but cheers to.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Doing something something about it, exactly.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well, the overarching cheers is actually spending a weekend with Mario.
We realized it had been two months since we had
the same weekend off together, so we went off to
our little weekend place, had lunch with Mark. Summers of
double came nice and by and by with, I mean
sitting next to me. Yeah, like we had to for

(55:05):
new listeners.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
We have to explain what that means when Greg says
something like that, Right, like if we happened to be
in the same restaurant, even at the same time, Right,
he just happened to sit right next to me and
then wrapped on the Food Network and sloppy double there,
right he was.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
He was dressed very much like MENACE's dress today, wearing sweats,
and he had like these I think crocs. Man. Oh,
so that was really nice.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
We can just hose those off for the physical challenges
where they.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Get extra sloppy. Yeah, And then my jears is to
myself for utterly, totally, completely nuclear losing all willpower. I've
been so good about my willpower lately, and I was
craving frosting. So I went to the store and I
bought pregnant a canister of vanilla frosting, right, and then

(55:55):
I thought, Okay, I'll just eat this with a spoon
like a disgusting, heinous pig, naturally. But then I thought, no,
I need some sort of vehicle for it, So I
bought massive chocolate chip cookies and a variety pack of
muffins like banana nuts, chocolate chip. You were on your piers,
raspberry and like banana nut muffins or something like that, right, Gorge.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
And you put on the muffins and the cookies.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
And well, at first I took I opened the icing
or the frosting, and I thought, oh, I haven't had
this in so long, as it's going to be so good.
It wasn't as good as I remembered.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
It was just it was like a Duncan Hines kind
of whatever.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I think it was plastic plastic tub right, And it
was way more soft than I remember. I wanted it
to be more like cream cheese, but instead it was
more like country crock. It was very almost like oily
and smeary. So I put it in the fridge for
a couple hours and then I thought, okay, now it
must be ready. So I smear it all over a

(56:57):
chocolate chip cookie and I'm eating it. I'm not really
enjoying it, so I thought, okay, ooh on the muffins.
Now I can make like my homemade version of a cupcake. Yeah, homemade, Like.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
It does sound like something you do when you're high,
Like where were you on Saturday?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
And I feel like a bloated mess today. I'm like
such a moron. I was eating frosting out of the can,
and then oh, I need a vehicle for this.

Speaker 9 (57:20):
Well, you had been talking about frosting for a while.
It has been on your mind.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
I've been craving it for a long time.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Happened to me last week, man, we started talking about
hamburger helper and I had to have it that night.
I mean I was yeah, and I got two different varieties.
You got the cheeseburger one and then I got the
beef stroganov.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I guess somebody had mentioned that in the room. I go,
why not have both? I made both. They were excellent.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Yeah, they had a little bit of one, a little
bit of the other. It was fantastic. But when you
get that in your mind, it has to happen.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
And I finally got it. Oh, and it was like
whatever the guilt. I mean, it was good, it wasn't great.
The guilt, though, was far outweighed the greatness of frosting.
One can of frosting only has eighteen hundred and twenty calories. Yeah,
darn sugar. I looked at the calorie count. I think
it's a one hundred and forty per serving. One serving
was a tablespoon.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
This is.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Like Greg uh mentioned about he really destroyed his his
will power giving him a temptation. Maybe even he's had
frosting on the brain. He went out and he bought
like a tob of frosting, and then he was looking,
Here's the thing. I don't know why, when you've decided,

(58:33):
like all right to the point where you were going
out and buying the frosting to eat with a spoon,
why would you even look to see what the calorie
count was per servingcause?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Like why bother? Yeah it was dumb.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Yeah, and then he's like, oh, well the serving size
was only one teaspooner.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, one tablespoon one table serve as a serving, which
is not even enough for one cookie.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
By the way, here's something else, uh fun with an accent.
This guy on Instagram, he goes by fair Way Poppy
as Australian guy. Houses part. His profile says golf, beer,
good times. He's in Brisbane, Australia, and you saying the
thing about the serving size, reminding this is pretty funny.
See if you agree with him, hekay.

Speaker 17 (59:13):
Ranking the top three things that I don't give a
shit about, coming in at number three. We have anything
in a work meeting, never in my life, have I
been to a work meeting and found out anything useful?
I have never ever been to a meeting that could
not have been an email. I don't give a shit
about work meetings. Coming in at number two, we have

(59:33):
suggested serving sizes. If you think I'm going to open
this packet of Doritos and have four chips, you are
out of your mind. I'm meaning the whole bag. I
don't give a shit about suggested serving sizes. And coming
in at number one, we have anything on LinkedIn. I
can't stress enough how much of a shift I do
not give about anything on LinkedIn. Proud to announceside I've

(59:55):
just completed a diploma and communication brother. Nobody gives a
no one can people in the comments congrats, wait to
see how this helps the company.

Speaker 15 (01:00:04):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
No one gives us about anything on LinkedIn again, fairway, poppy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
All right, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
They're getting better about the serving size more and more often,
because technically it's supposed to be what an average person
will eat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
And looking a sleeve of Oreos of the serving size,
I believe is what one of the cookies, it might
be two or three the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Package eighty four Woodie you can check in and text
us over to two two nine eight seven shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
How was the event on? Was that Friday? That was Friday?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Friday? Yeah, norm it was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
They might complain about. I was waiting for the comments,
you know, I love the comments. I saw the the
hot cake toss or whatever it was, and they you're like, oh,
you're just throwing food that somebody could have eaten.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
No, no complaints. O good, Okay, you never know around here. No, no, no.
People really enjoyed that little part of the event, so
it was really cool. Even the mayor stop by. He
did the hot cake toss and he got like first
try nailed it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
But like people showed up and everything. Oh yeah, that's
always the nightmare. It's like we have a we have
like this this reoccurring nightmare there every single time. Yeah,
we're gonna have an event. Literally nobody showed up.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
Lately because of the heat, A lot of people stay
in their cars. So I always pull up early to
an event and I it's here.

Speaker 18 (01:01:27):
The North Woody Show and it's another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Woody, Greg Gory, Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Menace, Hi we got Gina gre We got Sea Bank,
Sammy's here, Morgan's here taking your calls. Eight Woodie, you're
shortly will open up the phones, spend room, play around
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Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
News coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Couple of updates like personal level updates from people here
on the show, and then we'll start with Gina and grad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Gina, I think is going to put an offer on
a house, she told us. I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:12):
We looked at seven houses over the weekend and found
one that we all loved, and I the real estate woman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Was like, it's a little high.

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
Let's see if we can adjust that. But I'm like,
I don't want to lose it, so we'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Yeah, which I don't think, you know, creating from what
I can see and look at the market, not to
look at as much as Greg does, but from what
I can see and what I know about because doubt
like in my area where I am, things are some longer,
everything is. It seems pretty fairly priced. Well, like, I
don't know how much of a break you're going to
get on it, but the one thing you do have
gone for you is the fact that there is a

(01:02:47):
lot of inventory.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
And the difference is, I think between this house and
a lot of the houses around there is this is
only a one story, so it's priced a little high
for a one story apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Can well anyway, I want it, really likes it. And
then she's like, well, uh, you know the real stagents
that she'll reach out on Wednesday, and like Wednesday because she.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
Already because she already went back and forth with them,
so what And then he said, well, let's talk next week,
like at the after the weekend. She's like, no, no, no,
I'm going to talk to him probably Wednesday, because they
want to see how their open houses go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Well, guess what, I don't think. I don't think you
waited texting me right now, literally this second. Did you
guys plan this? She texted me. She texted me right
this second, says I have goose. Is this the agent
called and wants to talk? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
It is good, yeah, because it means that the open
house for the weekend wasn't exact because there are a
number of I told Ginas like, I can't believe how
many open house signs I see everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I mean, it's a ton.

Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
Everywhere, and he said, she goes well, he said, well,
we have three other offers, which means good, which means zero.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
That's how they tested.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Yet also like, we're gonna need your your your best
in final. I already gave you my best because we
did that with a house that we liked, and we
put an offer and it was a full price offer too,
by the way, and they came back, well, there's two
other people who are interested. We're gonna need your best
and final by the end of the day. I go,
that is our best and final. And then and it's like,
you know what, we're out. And so I said, we're out,

(01:04:20):
and I left that negotiation. And then what do you
know the very next day, Uh, well, the the seller
would like to accept your offer if you're still interested.
I go, no, I'm not, because I know you didn't
have any other offers. You're doing this whole best and final.
I gave you a full price offer, so f you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
And then that was in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
We walked away from that house and we ended up
in the one we're in now. What we're supposed to
work out, So it's it's such a I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
I don't like the game even with work stuff, and
they when you were you're talking about like a salary
or and you got to play this game of like Okay, well,
I guess I'm gonna go, uh talk to these other
people about a job over at this place just to
get them to give you the money they should have
just give you the first place they were willing to
give you. But you had to go through this whole
song and dance just to get there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
So I think you should be paid. I don't know,
calling off really.

Speaker 13 (01:05:09):
Yeah, you step out, step over and yeah, because I
want to bring something another update to Greg, I guess
is about to pull the trigger on the on the scooter.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
I've narrowed my search because Greg is talking about like scooters,
like the total motorized scooters totally.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
There's this There's one that I was looking at called
the it's pronounced new but it's n i U the
new K one hundred F electric scooter. So I was
watching these videos and reading these reviews on it, and
the one thing that I was saying is that it
does not have pneumatic tires, so like inflatable tires.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
Very very what dude, I've I've driven those scooters and
every crack is a bone jarring.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
So that's there saying. So you hit this the slightest
bomp and you feel like it's really uh, almost like
driving a jeep, like it's real. Not it doesn't handle
very well. So I found a different one, and I
can't find the brand right now, but it does have
the pneumatic wheels. The ones that are with the hard
tires are mega cheap. The ones with the pneumatic tires

(01:06:14):
are way more expensive, but they're way safer. So I
think I'm gonna go with that one. Spend more on
that one, get the ones with pneumatic wheels. Mario now
wants one, and he agreed with me that he's not
gonna wear a helmet. Okay, well okay, so hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Again, We've talked about this a number of times, and
you know whatever, If Greg wants to scooter, that's fine.
That's not the issue that I have. It's this whole
idea of I'm not wearing a helmet, like, you guys
are retards. If you don't, I'm child like. You get no, Like,
straight up, you guys are idiots, right if you don't,
and you get whatever you get if you don't wear
the helmet, okay, and I won't. First of all, I

(01:06:49):
won't feel sorry for you. If you end up scrambling
your head just because you didn't want to look, you know,
a certain way with a helmet on, that's gonna be
on you. I won't feel bad for you. And I'm
not coming to your funeral because like it's it's so dumb.
I see, guys, and I know you can. It doesn't
mean that you should. You see certain places that don't
have helmet laws for motorcycles. You don't at this point,

(01:07:11):
that's Pennsylvania saying you don't look cool the way you
think you look cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
In fact, like you think you're not cool. You think
you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Cool wearing a helmet. You look dumb not wearing a helmet,
and you really do you look at.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Like at this point you definitely think less of that
d It's not the eighties, man. I watched like all
want to look at the review video of this scooter.
Who's riding it? A little nine year old girl? What
is she not wearing a helmet? I'm like, if she
can do it, I can do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
It because she's a dumb kid. But you're like supposed
to be like a smarter filming. And the reason and
the reason you don't want to do it is because
your hair.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Yeah, you don't like a restaurant walk with helmets in
your pocket.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
So all joking aside, like I I wish you nothing
but happiness. If you want to get the scooter, get
the scooter, But dude, get the helmet with it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Don't.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
What about if he doesn't he gets you know, in traction,
you get a hospital visit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
No, no, no nothing, No I'm not. I'm not because
it's so dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
I'm tarr or beside the helmet issue, which is not
a beside, but this thing, it only goes eighteen miles
seventeen miles an hour, so he can't like he yeah,
he'll never die going back.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Well, the dude tested it out basically going downhill and
like when.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
People fall, when people fall over, either being drunk or
in a fight and they hit their head on something, yeah,
they like, they're fine.

Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
Look, they're standing. It's great for show content. I almost
have Ai Gregory complete, we're good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Yeah, it's back plan, don't worry. Shut up. Boody helmets
are super gay, as are you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Okay, So yeah, that's that's your team, if it was
a team, maybe a scooter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
Okay, what happened, she said, They of course came crawling back.
But we're still going to look at this other house
tomorrow because then I know, we were just talking about
leverage and how stupid it is. But then we'll have
some more because we're gonna go look at one more
place tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Did she say why she wanted to wait a couple
of days, Well, she doesn't know. They came back. Yeah, yeah,
that was bad advice.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
Well, no, she said they they the guy, the other
guy said we'll talk like next weekend. She goes, I'm
gonna call him, like in a couple of days after
their open house.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
He called her.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
By the way, I mean, you can go look at
the other house for whatever, but you don't as the
as the buyer and a buyer's market, you don't need
the other house. You go, look, here's my offer, take
it or leave it. And because if it's not meant
to be, it won't happen. And then and then yeah,
and then you can go check out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
What do you think? Is that too close? Am I
gonna be too close to you?

Speaker 13 (01:09:39):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Huh oh you're not going to do it. No, just
drop in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
There's play of there's there's plenty of co workers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
And stuff that live. Everybody lives in your neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Yea, our friend Kevin, he lives a block away.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
I told my husband that your daughter is going to
be like our Kimmy Gibbler, like, hey, Gratorina, she loves you, Hey,
I love her?

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yeah, all right, eight seven to seven forty four Wood,
he can set us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven Craigsli's prices right, is gonna come up
to tell you about that in a second. I got
a brand new redneck News.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
So what you show if you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Got three collars with the total of zero wheels?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Read nick News.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
And today's redneck News is from Florida with the cops.
I got a bunch of calls about eight thirty in
the morning a weekday morning by the way, UH, people
hitting the highway head to work and they noticed a
one driver who didn't belong stint Trooper's They want to
go check it out, and that's where they met this
thirty eight year old fellow, Christopher Spain, who was just
casually driving his beat up old lawnmower on the Suncoast

(01:10:44):
Parkway near Tampa.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Oh, he's fine. So the officers they.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Walked up and according to the report, he had pinpoint pupils,
plush skin, dry mouth, was sniffling and spitting like he
just did a rail. They tried to give him a
field to briety test multiple times and he refused that smart,
So he was arrested and the lawnmower was in pounded.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
There's a couple of cool look at this guy. He
did not have a helmet, no god, no two months
an hour? Yeah, well I don't yeah in the road either.
He's fine. Week. Well that's from Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I like that guy, thirty eight year old Christopher Spain
who was either drunk, high, or both when he was
caught at eight o'clock in the morning driving his super
sweet riding lawnmower on the highway. And that is today's raid. Nick,
All right, we're gonna take a break and then we'll
come back. We'll play the Craigslist price is right, sound

(01:11:40):
like a plan?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
If you like to play and maybe win a prize,
give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four Woody
is the phone number. This eight seven seven forty four Woody,
and that will play the Craigslist price is right next
on the Woody Show. Hang on, Wow, who am I do?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Woody Shop?

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Dumbass contest time. Let's give away some prizes again. When
it comes to like these games like this, it's random stuff.
We have everything from like they got like MX gift cards.
So it's just it's random, random prizing. I'm not exactly
sure what it is, but you're gonna win something if
you want to play eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
What he is the phone number?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
And we are going to play the craiglist price is right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
So there's all these different things that are being sold
on Craigslist. I have a big old stack of those
things here. I'm gonna tell you about one of those item.
I'm going to ask somebody here in the studio how
much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. You
as to contest on the phone, just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than that
number that was given. If you can do that correctly,
you're going to be the winner. Eight seven seven forty four.

(01:12:52):
It's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
What do you what's playing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
And go to the phones and say hi to our
first contestants. Say hi to Crystal. Good morning, Crystal, Crystal Crime.

Speaker 16 (01:13:06):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
All right, Crystal, Craigslist price is right, and we'll go
with Menace here first. All right, sweet Menace has an
obsession with Legos. Here recently, I do and for sale
on Craigslist one pound of green Lego bricks. Oh oh,
assorted green legos, light dark, army, green lime, blocks and parts,

(01:13:29):
sixteen ounces, solid colors, lots of unique pieces and plates,
rectangles and squares, bricks, tiles, and assorted pieces. It's one
pound of green Lego bricks and it's just another ziploc
bag here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Oh yeah, that's pretty random.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Just in case you're in the market for green Lego bricks.
I've got some hulking I'm gonna be doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Yeah, all right, it's a menace.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
How much do you think they're charging for this one
pound bag of green Lego bricks?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Twenty dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Twenty dollars, Crystal, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than twenty dollars lower?

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Lower? Actual craigsl's price twelve dollars bargain Legos are expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Congratulations, you're a winner here on the Craigslist prices. Right,
hang on one second and we'll get all of your information.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Bye bye. Alright, those are just sloppy seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Yeah, let's go to Chris here online Umber one. Good morning, Chris.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Show morning, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Next up, let's go with the Sea bass Ocky week.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
I've never heard of this before. Elon Musk's burnt Hair cologne.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Oh yeah, yeah they do. This is like they've done
these like funny little gag things. I said.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
This is a limited edition cologne that was designed and
created by Elon Musk. Check it out here, but it's
completely sold out. I have nineteen bottles of Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
My god, flip them hunt. Yeah, it's an ugly bottle.
This was a not cute, a boring company production, much
like the flamethrower.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Flamethrower is functional. I used to crisp things all the
time and just to look cool. Bert hair, I have
no needs for I'm gonna guess the cologne if he's
selling and he's got lots of it to get.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Risk it doesn't see how many ounces or anything, but.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I will save.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Fifty five dollars fifty five bucks Chris, do you think
the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than fifty
five dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Say?

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
Lower?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Lower?

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Actual Craigslist price two one hundred dollars collusional?

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Well this reason still has nineteen bottles. Yeah, all right, Chris,
thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to the WOODI Show.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
The Tesla tequila is available for four hundred and fifty
bucks on the Tesla website.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Let's go to Tatiana. Good morning, Tatiana, sweet, good morning show.
All right, Craigs's price is right, Greg Gory. Yes, it's
a couch cover. Oh how much you're protecting couches? Absolutely,
couches are idle, are to be protected, not sat on.
Looked at it says a beautiful white, floral designed couch cover.

(01:16:16):
Cash only self pick up, used by a single person,
No children, no animals, no smokers in the environment. It's
a great and beautiful way to keep your couch clean.
Here's how it looked on my couch photo included. It's
an excellent condition and very well maintained by as is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Thank you. And look at that hidden right that is
right up your alley. That's one of those slip cover
things where you sit on at once and you have
to just right. It's like a very loose, loose slip cost.

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
It reminds me of like the Peanuts going as ghosts
for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Yeah, like a bed. Yeah basically yeah, and even twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Twenty dollars, Tatiana. Do you think if the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twenty dollars lower? Lower
actual Craigslist price fifty dollars?

Speaker 15 (01:17:13):
Got here?

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Yeah? For sale?

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
All right, sorry about that, but thank you for listening
to a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
I hate him win. I know my phone. No one
would buy it. Yeah, good dollars, good morning, filling it
for a sheet morning. Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Let's go with Gina gram Yes, wait, I gotta go
with Gena on this one because it's called the Gina
sex doll. Oh right on is so dumb looking it
for sale? Is a nice like new in quotes sex
doll named Gina I can deliver discreetly. Nice comes in
a box with all the standard goods that is sex
dollar shipped with. Please feel free to call and text

(01:17:54):
me with the questions. I also have other dolls available.
Look at the Gena sex doll.

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
Oh something that crawled out of the TV when you
put that's like the ring.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Yeah, predator, hairyeah like peg legs, ridiculous, like fourteen hair legs, Creig,
someone's gonna have sex with that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Oh my?

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
Something did all the normal things that come with this?
What comes with this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
That's a that's a good question. What's something normal that
comes with probably like we.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Got with that's you know, cleaning products, lubrication, lubricat Yeah.
I don't know what Gina goes for, and he has
other ones.

Speaker 9 (01:18:33):
He's trying to offload these high let's call this two
hundred for Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
All right, So what do you think, Philip?

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher and
lower than two hundred dollars. I'm gonna go lower lower,
actual Craigslist price four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Cheap, I think. I Yeah, she ain't worth it. What
are you get? Delivery?

Speaker 11 (01:19:03):
Thought?

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Delivery? Yeah, I will show up, you know, holding a
thing loose to your home. I'll roll it up in
a carpet.

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
It looks like somebody's like a little project, like it
was put together very haphazardly.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
All right, Okay, So here commonly include storage and transport.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Case or box.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Okay, cool wigs for the doll, clothing and lingerie cleaning tools,
the gloves, a repair kit for like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
You knows, vagina, and then the instruction manual. Really I
think we could probably figure it out here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
And the skin tone. That thing is like five day
old zombie. Yeah yeah, dark arrays not good. Let's go
to Caitlin. Good morning, Kitlin in morning, all right, brings
this price is right? Sammy? You are up? Yes? So yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
What did you start to finish? I know it was
like two parts over the course of a couple of weeks.
The Billy Joel documentary. Would you think I loved it?

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
I didn't find out a whole lot of new information.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
I will say that because I knew a decent amount
about him already.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
But I enjoyed it, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Still meaning to check that on my on my to
do list at some point. But for sale on Craigslist
there is a Billy Joel tour drumstick selling this cool drumstick,
the same that Billy Joel's drummer Liberty the Veto played
and used many years back on tour. So is it
from the tour or is it just the same stick

(01:20:32):
that he used or that they used. I don't know
if Liberty is a guy or girl, but this is
the same that Billy Joel's drummer played and used many
years back on tour.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
I'm assuming used I played and used it on tour. Yeah,
but was it that brand in that model. I don't
know that actual in the crowd.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
They may show you a picture that they took a
nice picture of it sitting on top of well, it
looks like a black trash bag for a nice background.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Is it autographs?

Speaker 9 (01:21:01):
No, no, certified, And it's just it's just one drums.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
It's one drumstick.

Speaker 11 (01:21:06):
So yeah, I mean it's his.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah. I'm probably thrown out into the crowd at the end.

Speaker 10 (01:21:09):
You know, I'm going to say, somebody to catch that
fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Fifty dollars, Kitlyn, do you think the actual crazelist price
is higher or lower than fifty dollars? Definitely higher higher
actual Craigslist price one one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Worth it all right, Kaitlyn.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
Congratulations you are a winner here on the Craigslist prices.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Oh, that's all it's done. Hang on one second, we
we'll get all of your information. Now, that's that's how
you want to wrap the game. Absolutely old drumstick. Well
somebody else did. Then he sold it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Right cool, for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
We're going to take a quick break, and then when
we come back from the break, it's another Woody original
trademark copyright game, a game we've never heard before on
the show. All right, that's next on the Woody Show.
Hang on, and time for another Woody original trademark copyright

(01:22:17):
game called What's Happening here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
All right? How does one play that?

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Okay, well, I'll play a clip and then you guys
can guess what's happening here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Okay, all right, okay, you're ready?

Speaker 13 (01:22:30):
All right, here we got another one?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
What is what is happening there? Another one? Sounds like
somebody doing.

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
That's definitely a can of duster, right, like an ice
bath or something like adding ice.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Like a cold plunge, cold plunge.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Anymore. You're right, that's somebody getting cookies. Somebody getting cookies.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
Yes, I say they're doing uh nitrous or getting narcan.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Okay, well, menace is the winner. It's a body cam
video a police officer in South Carolina reacting to touching fentanyl,
and they gave her two doses of narcan.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
What Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
So, by the way, a lot of experts say the
only way to truly overdose on fentanyl is to purposefully
You got to snort it, injected or ingested orally.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
And well, everything I've seen is that you cannot get
you cannot get into that situation just by touching it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Yeah, well here's the body, can.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I I mean can where is it? Where is it?
Where is it? Where I got you?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
By the way, that that's the white trash idiot who
they're arresting in the background. Wait can Yeah, that's the
the toothless woman that there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Are arrest Oh I got you? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:24:17):
I like that she.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Didn't have her gloves on.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
I think it was because of the excessive heat of
the day, but normally she would have.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Had gloves on and should have had gloves on. She
could have died.

Speaker 12 (01:24:28):
I lotched butterfly, shrimp, Salte shrimp, fried shrimp, caught the Nuts, shrimp, Brawl, shrimp,
bold shrimp, bake, shrimp, shrimp, scampy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Pauma, John scramp A. I'm googling. If you do narcan.
If you're not on drugs, what happens? And they said
it's safe, allegedly not wasting. All of us is block
pathways that are specific to that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
So what did you think you like the original trademark?
What what's happened here?

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
We should play that again? Okay, it's a decent original game. Yeah,
I mean I look easy to understand. Do I like
it all? Yeah? Oh yeah, Well kudos to you for
coming up with it, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Over in Arizona, woman was out exploring the wonders of
nature when a group of bats flew by, and she
wasn't freaked out until one of them got tangled between
her camera and her face, and when she screamed, the
bat tried to shut her up by flying into her mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
Oh yeah, it flew away after a few seconds, but
it was enough for the woman to go to the
hospital get herself checked for rabies.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
One problem with that the woman was between jobs that
had no medical insurance at the time. So now she's
got a twenty thousand dollars hospital bill. Yeah please, because
a bat flew in her mouth, crawled into her mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
When you look at bats, they are very cute. No,
they're not say that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
I love the videos that you see where it's videos
of bats hanging upside down, but then they've rotated the
video and it looks like goth kids.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Like they're dancing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
All God, they're dancing. So those are pretty funny and
they're not cute. Ye eight seven seven forty four, Woodie
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Oh, I am yeah, I like that. I like that
what he shows next, he'll be right back. So cal
spool Jeff G Hey, Happy Monday, Jeff.

Speaker 15 (01:26:31):
G Happy Monday. Woodies show.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Let's go ahead and start with the Angels this morning.
They walked it off yesterday against the White Sox. Sock
Halo's Welcome Tampa Bay to the Big A tonight, moving
out to the Dodgers.

Speaker 15 (01:26:49):
They took two out of three from Tampa Bay over
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Ground ball put ship right field. Oh Tommy steps home.
The Dodgers doubled their lead on another Ribbi.

Speaker 15 (01:26:59):
From Fred Yesterday's Heero Freddy Freeman.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Also Yoshinobu Yamamoto steady again five inning, six strikeouts. Dodgers
are back home tonight versus the Saint Louis Cardinals. Make
sure you catch all the action on a and five
to seventy LA Sports on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 15 (01:27:14):
NBA Laker fans happy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
Lucas signed a contract over the weekend three years, one
hundred and sixty five million dollars. He'll be eligible for
US super Max contract or become a free agent in
twenty twenty five. And finally, this morning, we officially have
a problem in the WNBA.

Speaker 15 (01:27:30):
So what do I text you?

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
On Saturday, I believe and told you that a second
green sex toy was thrown out on the court at
a WNBA game. Well, later that night a man got
arrested in Atlanta for throwing the original green sex toy. Okay,
so you figured it was over. Maybe this guy was
doing it all on his own. Well, yesterday there was
a copycat and someone else threw a bright green dial

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dough out on the court at a WNBA game. It's
officially gotten out of hand, so much so that the
fever is so be cutting him. Had to put out
a tweet telling people please stop throwing dildos on the
court if one.

Speaker 15 (01:28:06):
Of us is gonna get hurt. That's what she said.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Listen, I would have never had this on my twenty
twenty five Bingo card. Even though it is kind of funny,
it needs to stop already. Okay, ron So's cool thrice
is too much.

Speaker 15 (01:28:16):
Man, I'm Jeff G. And that's your so cal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
All right, Jeff the Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Hey,
it's a.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Beautiful new week, boy, of course, glorious beginning of another
new week. It's August fourth. Today is a National Chocolate
Chip Cookie Day. Oh yeah, you know who you know?
That's my favorite fresh out of the oven make it ring.
I mean, all chocolate chip cookie is fine. The medium,

(01:28:49):
the fresh out of the oven one is so good.
National white wine dagg greg, which I don't you don't
like anything white?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
I don't, not even.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Men, nothing one hut to these single working women. It's
Single working Women's Day. Also, the US Coast Guard's birthday
is today. It's an Assistance Dog Day, so if you need,
you know, a free vest for your close service dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Sounds like fake fake dog to me. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
It's a British Columbia day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Cool. And today is also Simplify Your Life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Week, which is always good. I felt so productive over
the last couple of weeks of hearing hell out of it. Yeah,
just getting rid of old stuff and getting organized or
whatever it does. It it's it feels good you you
procrastinate the death on those things.

Speaker 8 (01:29:39):
Yeah, you said you donated some clothes. I did that recently.
I went to the bin and it was like all
high tech. When I walked up to it, it started
saying hello and welcome to blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Really yeah, started talking.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah, school, you don't steal from me? Yeah, please don't
die inside.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
I don't like that people treat it like a garbage
dump though, because people bring down stuff. It's like, man, nobody,
nobody wants that. Yeah, throw away, like you're literally bringing
down garbage because you don't want to put it in
your garbage bit.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Just throw it on a random street side like most people. Yes, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Well, we got the birthdays the port of birthday come
up here in just a moment first and see what
the menace has force out of the world of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Well over the weekend, the Naked Gun came out and
Liam Neeson, of course, he is allegedly dating Pam Anderson,
but a couple of his ex girlfriends are talking about
him now and they say he is a legend in
Hollywood for having the biggest D in HOLLYO. Really, but
that's what that's what the ex girlfriends the ex girl.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Okay, so yeah, if you can get your ex girlfriends
to say that, then it's true. Then it's got to
be true. Like when Gina says it about her current husband.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
You have to wait till we get Divorcity.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Yeah, this rumor has been going on for over thirty
years that he has the biggest D in Hollywood. One
claiming that she had breathing issues after joining.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
See that the dream there making somebody a pain from
your D.

Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
All right, So I've found his photos on the favorite
naked man website, let's Leaked meat dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
You go right there. Yeah, I wouldn't have known that
place to go.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
He's obviously tall, so that that's a good start. Now
they have some flashed, flaccid photos that look quite old.
Actually this is Greg. You'll tell you what, Jack, but Greg,
I'm not attracted to him. I just think he and
rule Greg get ready. He looked like they're probably early
to mid eighties, So a young man in good shape. Yeah,
he's flaccid, so he could be.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
Look, I'm sure, he's a grower, not a shower. That's
the thing. Yeah, as a flaccid one. That's that's fine.
You would call it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
You would call that guy at flaccid a grower, not
a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Well yeah, right, he looks if he's going to be
the Yeah, I gotta get closer. But let me look,
let's just say this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
She says, I'm not lying about my husband, Greg. She says,
that's a that's a grower, not a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Yeah, yeah, you're talking about you're spoiled. You're talking to
man with very smaller Chris Gina. If I mean that's
a completely flaccid yeah, then I'm sitting here right now, dude,
is the day I was born, saying, check this out.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
That's very respect it's respectful. It goes down below the
satchel bottom, which is but yeah, but that's that's not
that's not what you call a grower, not a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
That's still it's a shower and a girl. Okay, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
I'm used to what I'm used to. But are you
saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
That's sorry, I don't look at the grocery star prices.

Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
I'm not kidding when I say this and I'm not
trying to be like whatever, but are you saying that
there are penises out there that don't go past the
sack when they're flaccid?

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Of course?

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
Oh yeah, well like yeah walking around, I don't because
it's in underwear and all bundled up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Yeah, of course not that way. But like if you're
just like.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Just free, yeah, I mean, I'm sure you can't tell
you can't tell me that you have not seen a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
It doesn't otherwise. Look at Michael Angelo's David exactly. Okay,
I'm just look, I'm just trying to get him, literally,
the most famous one in the world. Are you hanging
out in the Antarctic on?

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
This is why I start to question the fact that
she has a common So Michael Angelo's David it only
it doesn't even go to the bottom of the sack.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Yeah, but that's that's not a belly button. But that's
not how people walk around. I'm looking at it right now. Well,
to be fair, look at all statues and paintings from
back in the Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:33:21):
But there was a reason for that, because they considered
that men like that were intelligent.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Exactly, I would say, I would say the average man
if I had to just from my experience observation.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Yeah, probably around the sack. Okay, that's different. I'm talking
but when we talk about.

Speaker 9 (01:33:38):
Michaelangelo, come on, but like it's like a baby tow.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
If I knew I was being videoed as Liam was
in this scene, as you can again leaked meat dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
That's that's why the spossor could be there there. G
look at that. Okay, is that normal to you? That's
this is not normal either because it's underneath the sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Yeah, because the pants are kind of propping the balls
from underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
What is this picture of that's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:34:08):
She flashing this really tiny poking up we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
I typed in average average flaccid peniss this this, this
also came up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Why would you show us that? Don't you? You hold
up pictures all day long.

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
So you're telling me I'm a size queen and everyone's
looking at that picture, You'll be like, oh God.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
And I held up a picture of the big ones.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Yeah, she's talking about never mind the picture you just showed.

Speaker 9 (01:34:37):
Greg, greg is that no.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Would But she said she's never seen a penis that
has not show the sad showed. He showed me a
micro piece, another one lived a good life. Look, I mean,
I honestly I think your reality. Yes, I can't wait
for your TV show. G A d Hunter knows how

(01:35:02):
to pick on. I think smaller is the way to go. Huh, yeah,
I just wouldn't. I just wish my husband had a
small reaction. Well, I do we have more time for?

Speaker 15 (01:35:15):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Have you heard this artist named Jeff Buckley? I have
not heard the singer.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
Yeah, I have a well known singer. He had a
documentary out this weekend as well in theaters. Now, I
never even I never even heard of this guy. The
name of the documentary. It looks really cool, though. I
watched the trailer. It's called never It's Never Over Jeff Buckley.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
Well, he didn't sing, I didn't write hell Loia, but
he's the most famous version my Sweetheart the drunk so good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Yeah, in the trailer he's doing like major festivals and
stuff like that. I'm like, I don't know this any
drowned in a tributary of the Mississippi River.

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
Well, if you want to see his documentary, it's in
theaters now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I say Penis again. Uh did you guys, I know
you're aware of it. But did you actually ever watch
the Jersey Shore. I watched a bunch of them.

Speaker 11 (01:36:11):
Oh yeah, he got slapped in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Yeah, well that's never watching. Why the show took off.
It's because she got slapped in the face.

Speaker 8 (01:36:18):
Yes, But another thing that happened on the Jury Shore
that I'm gonna mention in a second, just fi she
does have a boutique opened on the Jersey Shore now
where she sells nickknacks and the.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
Hermit crabs and saltwater.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Yeah, all that kind of stuff. Shirts that make it
look like you're wearing a bikini. General Body inspector.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Yeah, that's why I saw on the boardwalk at the
Jersey Shore.

Speaker 8 (01:36:40):
But at her boutique, she did have a reunion because
there was this one incident on the TV show where
she got arrested, and that police officer who arrested her
showed up at the boutique to say hi, Oh that
was nice. So it was a very nice reunion after
fifteen years. It was a pretty funny segment that happened
on the Jersey Shore when she got arrested for being

(01:37:01):
drunk in public.

Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Oh guess what, not only does she have that menace,
she has a snookie shop in Nashville. Oh rip, How
how did I miss this one?

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Because she was that's why does she have a penis
that hangs at least below the center? That's the question,
wouldn't be all right?

Speaker 8 (01:37:16):
Also over the weekend, did you see on social media
the big conspiracy theories that Taylor Swift wasn't happy Gilmore too?

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
I heard something about that. Yeah, she secretly? Was she
secretly in it? Did anybody secretly care?

Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Because there's this one scene where somebody is dressed up
obviously in a bear costume with Travis Kelsey, and Taylor
Swift has dressed up in a bear costume before. So
could that have been Taylor Swift in the Barrack costume?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Who knows? But who Swift?

Speaker 8 (01:37:47):
All the Swifties have a conspiracy that it was her
in the Barrack costume.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
I tell you, the the Taylor Swift thing man has
really died down, maybe because like my daughter and all
her friends, they've all moved on on, Like all the
thirteen year old girls, they don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Let's say the Doja cat.

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Yes, No, Like Benson Boone's really big and I'm trying
to think of what the what the other one I
just heard them talking about the other day. She's actually
gotten into more of the alternative rocksuff, like she was
playing like some Foster the People and then there was
like an Empire of the Sun that she was playing
like on repeat.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
And there's nothing going on.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
Because my nine year old's into Lincoln Park and knows
every word, there's something going on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
But I mean with with the thirteen year old girls,
at least they're into the I forget what the playlist
was that they were all sharing with each other, and
it was like some kind of like a summer a
pop kind of playlist thing.

Speaker 8 (01:38:43):
And yeah, oh, there is like a very popular Netflix
show that features all that music right now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Yeah, yeah, I mean maybe maybe that's what it was.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
But yeah, thank god the Taylor Swift thing is over,
because it was. It was bad there for a while anymore.
Yeah's very expensive too. Yeah, well yeah, it's all the moms. Yeah,
of those others who are stilling too. Of the girls,
I believe Bill.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Done goot show Shimerday.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
We're gonna it's shivery, We're gonna sit batage.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
She was like, it's shiver Day, and you know, we
don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
And I'm sorry the celebrities. No word on how the
biggest penis is. But President Obama is sixty four years
old today. You got Academy Award winning actor Billy Bob
Thornton who is seventy eleven. NASCAR Hall of Fame driver
Jeff Gordon is sixty four. Megan Markle, the former actress
and the current Duchess of Sussex who puts her legs

(01:39:36):
up for that ginger. Prince Harry shit forty four today.
What did I say that wasn't true?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
No, you're you're objectifyinger. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Director Greta Gerwig, who's most known for Barbie and Little Women,
is forty two. Daniel da Kim Oh yeah, Jin su
Quan on lost in Chinho, Kelly on Hawaii five. Oh,
some very stereotypical names there, yeah, fifty seven today. And
and then twins Cole and Dylan Sprouse from Disney's The
Sweet Life of Zach and Cody thirty three. I don't

(01:40:06):
know who that is, but I'm sure people younger than
me is.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Yeah, you do you know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
Your Porner birthday? Today is Maggie Green and today's spurt
the girl. She's had her curtains parted more times than
a Broadway Theater seven and twenty fine films, including Sperm
Bank Nurse, Once Your Donation.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
There you go, see Betsy. They never had the good
ones there.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Yeah, she was in Giving the Maid More than the
Tip Volume one. How about this one, Greg rub a
Dub Dub two Lesbians.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
And a Tub. Excellent, that's the dream.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
And if you like that one, you're gonna love her
work in Sit and watch Us Scissor.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
I will, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
And for Gina, who loves the crime, John Rush has
been in a few movies you might like. She was
in Breaking attempt suspect has to f his way out
of prison.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Oh that happens sometimes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Also milk cops take down illegal prostitution ring Oh yes,
And who can forget her unf role in blackmail Squatting
in home gets our MILF officers squatting on his face.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
That's how you handle squatters, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
That's Maggie Green, who's forty eight years old today.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
I want to know what her number one Amazon wishlist
item is. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Yeah, a roomba a Forever in my heart, pep pet
memorial photo frame. Oh jeez, I thought it was gonna
be like a new bag that she used to carry
all her work.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Stuffy A number two is a Stanley Quincher.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Morn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that a little Monday.
Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment here
on The Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
More Woody Show is next. Hang on More Woody Show
Show next.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Well, wrap it up on a Monday morning, you go
check out the full show podcasts. Hit up to the
Woodieshow dot com, La Boo Boo, Madness, Seed Bass and
what do you want to be when you grow up?

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
That's the question treading these headlines and more.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
It's on the Full Show podcast, woodieshow dot Com or
wherever you find podcasts other than Spotify, because we're still
trying to work that out with those losers over there.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
We are back tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Morgan went to cat Con, so we have a round
of cat Con Bush or Bear Wow Good. Anything you
got for us between now tomorrow morning, you leave on
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Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, if cauliflower can
become pizza crust, you can do just about anything.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Nothing's impossible except for a big long list of things.
It can be anything you want to be. No, you
can't not anything. There's play that I'd never be able
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
It's kind of like when people say, oh, you can't
make that up. You kind of just didn't. You can
make up anything. You sure can look at movies. Well
that's made up, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMDUBM.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
I quit this bitch.