FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 5th 2025

Cat Con with Morgan, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, old listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It is Tuesday. It's August the fifth,
twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Goryo. Menace is right down. What is up, Woody,
Gina Greggy, morning to you. There's a sea. We've got Sammy,
our associate producer. Her name is Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
She is here.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
We've got Von our video producer, Bort and Menji are
here in the Woodi Show production department doing their thing.
Thank you for being here and giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. Phones are open at eight
seven seven four Wooding. You can set us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Coming up a
little bit later on the show this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You know, Morgan went to cat.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Conky over the weekend, and so we have a round
of cat con Bush or Bear Sweet. Yeah, so Bush
and Bear on the show today. All the trending news
headlines metas has the entertainment stuff. Birthday is porn a
birthday all coming up for you this morning and again,
anything that you want to be a part of, you
could do that. Plenty of ways to do it. Besides
the phones and the text you can also find us

(01:47):
on social media. You can set us an email email
atthewoodyshow dot com. So we did that whole thing yesterday
about what do you want to be when you grow up?
And I saw this thing because it was for was
it like, I don't know a handful of years that
all these kids forget being a doctor, lawyer, even like
a like a professional athlete. There were munch people that

(02:08):
had the one be YouTubers. Yeah, yep. Well now there's
this news study saying that, uh, this could be every
dad's worst nightmare. Teens as young as twelve now see
only Fans as a real career for when they get older.
When asked why, the teen said they see the side
associated with financial success and it is an easier and

(02:29):
more appealing alternative than going to college for a traditional education.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, love, did Greg, did you see the related OnlyFans news? No,
that we have a new only fans millionaire?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Did somebody texted about that yesterday?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I checked it?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Ta little tayright, Well, that's what she's she's posting screenshots
on her Instagram that she actually did go through with
the former team.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Now illegal has showed showed the breakdown.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Wait now what.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah legal, she's now legal. Remember a little Tay she
got she became famous as a little as little little brat.
I didn't really get her kid who just.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Screamed it as her mom and whatever and her Well, Greg,
she's now a millionaire and she broke it down and
she had something like in her first three hours on OnlyFans,
she has something like five hundred thousand dollars worth of subscribers,
got another twenty something thousand dollars with the tips, and
on top of that, she made another four hundred something
thousand dollars in messages. Oh like, if you want to

(03:28):
text Little Tay, say hey, what's up?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
And I'm sure she's personally texting you, right, which is
all bots? I'm sure. But yeah, now that the girl
who screamed at her mom.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Remember the good old days when there was that story
that she died and it was like holding out hook
that it turned out she was so little.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
But yes, the thing is you have to have a hook,
like ten years ago, screaming at your mom or you're
just another naked ho on OnlyFans.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yeah, and you're not making any money.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
And I might be super dumb for asking this, but
teenagers know about OnlyFans? Yeah? O, god, I don't want
to know. I thought, you know, they're not even gonna
discover this until much late. You know, when I was
ten years old, thirteen, fourteen to your kids? Now, what
did your kids know what only fans is?

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Think?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, like Greg, you just said, and I was about
to say, yeah, we knew it.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
You're aware of true? Yeah, I have that. I have
a couple little take well not little little take clip
that we've had over you. I don't have any context
for him because I'm not sure exactly what this is about. Uh.
I think this is a little Tay talking about how
she's a sucker for green.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Music. Sorry, I forget that, all right.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I think I did a mash up out.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, not that one.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is here we go Little Tay at her beach house,
but she can afford a nicer one there.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's little Tay. You don't want to come about to
say number one. I came back for five years.

Speaker 9 (04:51):
It is still broke.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Do you try to sell me?

Speaker 10 (04:55):
You can't bitch every time you try to trust, you can't, bitch.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
I come back every time, and I come back better.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Who's doing it like me? She plays guitar?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, all right, stands on business.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I did try to stop her.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah again. The teens now saying that they just
see only fans financial success easier, more appealing alternative than
going to college for traditional education. Some teens also said
they admired the women who have made money on the site,
seeing them as smart and independent. There's such genius.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Mborghini roy.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
They're smarter than the ones.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
No offense to maybe even some that are in this
room and say like, I'm not putting my feet on there,
like you're like the easiest money of life.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
They're smart enough to seize the opportunity exactly the money
being thrown at them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
The teens also said they've been seeing more and more
ads for the site pop up on all types of
social media, but especially TikTok, Instagram and Twitter.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
Now.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
The people who did this study say that teens need
more warnings about online safety, as well as comprehensive education
that addresses the social, economic, and psychological aspects of sexualized
digital culture. Yeah, tell that to Lil Tay who just
made a million dollars in one week A dude.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
So there's this creator out of Arizona who I've been following.
I just been following because he's been building this off
grid compound that's really cool, and I always wonder, like,
where does he get his money for this? Well, he
does OnlyFans, right, and then everyone always gave him cravel like, hey, dude,
just get a real job. So he goes, all right,
I'm gonna get a real job. He starts a food

(06:38):
truck and then he tries it for like six months.
He goes, dude, all i'm doing is breaking even. I'm
going back to only fans with my wife. And then
he does that. He goes, oh, check out this brand
new off road Lamborghini I bought. And by the way,
I'm selling the food truck if you want to buy it.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Well, yeah, I get it. I get what he's saying.
But get a real job. Okay, I'll just do a
food truck ruck. And see, I'm like, it's kind of
kind of.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I'm starting a business album.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah yeah, sure, I think like an office job. Okay,
I mean, but like, what's the difference, Well.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Isn't it hard to even break even with like a
food service, like you.

Speaker 11 (07:14):
Should know, Yeah, does he have any experience in the
sort of.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Business as I didn't ask his resume.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Definitely more risk, but also I would think you know
that you've got a chance of more reward.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Too, may put a lot of effort into it.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
You mentioned the the bots thing, and so there's a
report because you know, with the AI boom here it's
a it's getting even worse. But new data showing that
the automated bots now make up more than half of
global internet traffic. Oh yeah, and twenty percent of those
are bad bots prone to host you know, malicious activities.

(07:45):
They're saying that the bots now make up seventy five
percent of all of all x traffic, So Twitter traffic
seventy five percent.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
A lot of things on social media also, Yeah, I
just saw this like new supercomputer that acts like forty
five phones at the same time, and it just like
posts like constantly everyone that's who you're arguing with. Yeah, exactly, well,
and then they say like that is the new warfare too.
It's just like starting drama and making people crazy, like
the bought comments, you know, just being contrarian to just

(08:23):
start drama and make people go nuts, to.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Make us eat ourselves. Yeah, I'm convinced because there's like
you you would hope and I feel like, you know,
people are dumb. I'm not saying people aren't dumb, but
they can't be this dumb. It's like when you're reading stuff,
you'd be like, wait a minute, this has gotta be fake,
because there's no way that people are this dumb and
coming down on this side this way on this story.
Like there was that video on a if you saw

(08:46):
it over the weekend, there was like these three like
preteens and they were robbing like a CVS or something, right,
and I guess they locked the doors and they wouldn't
have met bitch. I'm gonna give you three seconds to
unlock this door right now. And they're like talking smack
and trying to and people are like coming down on
the side of the kids, like, well, you know, just

(09:07):
give them a break. They're kids, you know. They try
to act all hard in the streets and blah blah.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Blah, trying to say like the kind of warfare, the
mind warfare that's being played with these bots. Yeah, but
posting comments like that, so you waste your entire day.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Just fighting and going back and forth with the bots.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
You don't do anything productive.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's all the redd it is,
you know, because there's no way that it's like somehow
that one place has attracted all the world's worst and
dumbest people, right, Like, how how is it one place
is unless it's like the uh you know, I don't know,
like how flies are attracted to like like a log
of duty.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Well, I think it's the.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
The Internet's log of duty. And then is it's.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Just it's just it's completely unfiltered because like other platforms,
they'll filter out certain language, so you never see that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
And this is what menace at menicon on Instagram is'm
saying about four chan years at.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Cartonnarcs it says, come get me four chand no.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
But like you know, like very rarely do I ever
see anything like uh if like a Reddit post, for example,
very rarely is it anything like productive or productive.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's it's just for complaints and no.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Matter what the topic is, and somebody can post it's
like that zero political game that we do. Somebody could
post something completely innocuous, like just totally normal and it's
just immediately just dumped on. Yeah right, yeah, and there's
no way that's real life. I don't think kids are
guys or whatever still doing this.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
But ever when everybody used to just put under everyone's
post fake and gay, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Just fake and gay.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Nice try diddy?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
All right, So what do you want to be when
you grow up?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I guess it pays to be born with skills that
can be seriously developed, like this twenty four year old guy.
His name is Matt wiz Kid when it comes to
AI and now he is the newest employee of Meta.
He recently dropped out of the University of Washington's computer
science doctoral program and he took a job with Mark Zuckerberg.

(11:13):
There at Meta, he was offered a two hundred and
fifty million dollar employment package.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Now this offer was bumped up after he turned down
an earlier one and twenty five million dollar package, which
he called a low ball offer. Yeah, because there was
there was another story about some other dude, I forget,
like two hundred million that they were they were trying
to get him to uh to go to I forget
where it was, I forget what company it was Meta,

(11:43):
something like that, But it was like some crazy, some
Indian dude, I think. And it was like a half
a billion dollars basically in total compensation. He's like, nah, yeah,
I'm good. Nah, I mean that takes ball.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Well, I know we're all scoffing at this, but I'm
not scoffing at it. I think it's paid that amount
all the time you throw balls. No, no, I understand,
I'm not saying I'm not scoffing at it. I think like, wow, okay,
now that's good. Yeah, that's something nerds like athletes is
like they hit ball, it goes far.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah, smart. Yeah. Now I'm wondering, like, did he
use AI to get his job?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Like, in other words, did he use AI to do
his resume and to help him through the interview and
all the other things that people are doing, Like he's
he that good with AI that they couldn't even pick
up on it and they're all like the dorks of
meta and dude, he got the he did, he did.
And here one last thing, AI coming to YouTube. It's
going to work like a like a bartender carding you
at the door. It's got an age estimation model that's

(12:42):
going to use like a range of different stuff, and uh, basically,
what's gonna do is YouTube's going to use AI to
determine your age based on your search history.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Great.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, so if the model determines that a user is
under eighteen, content ads will be restricted until a photo ID,
credit card, or selfie is provided.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
You're gonna need this, Like, what's a thirteen year old
girl doing here?

Speaker 6 (13:03):
All I do on YouTube lately is watch mister Beast videos.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, users can expect to see this take effect in
the United States, they say starting on the thirteenth, So
August thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
And then also they've made.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Another change with Instagram. If you have an Instagram account
that has less than one thousand followers, you can't go
live anymore. Oh yeah, they've made it so accounts with
less than one thousand can't go live on their page.
The company made the change saying that they want to
ensure they're providing the best experience for creators that host
live broadcasts. So the translation is, you're just not popular

(13:37):
enough to have this feature.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Yeah, we're not paying for the bandwidth, That's what I say,
don't waste start bandwidth on the future.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I started rolling out on private Instagram accounts and will
soon move to public accounts as well. So if you
have less than a thousand followers on Instagram, well, first off,
kill yourself.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, no more. Yeah, you're a loser. No more going
live on your Instagram. Wells the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
We're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Tuesday, It's August the fifth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm buddy, that's Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Menace is here, Hide Sea Bass is here. We've got
Sammy Morgan is here, and she's one of the stars
of the hour.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I mean she's one of the stars anyway.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
She's taken your calls for the moment at eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
And then she's gonna join us because she went.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
To cat Con, yes, wait, and cat Con twenty twenty
five and did a round of Bush or Bear with
the with the cat ladies, So we'll get to play
along with that good cat Con. Morgan's recap and Bush
or Bear coming up. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Seven of which.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Speaking of which, oh ray Tard alert, the ra tart
alert from the two o three because we're talking about
how you know, Menace and I are out of town
tomorrow Thursday, Friday. We're going to this industry thing. It's
a radio industry thing. I go to it every year.
Different people from the show Sammy went last year. Yeah, anyway,
it's it's it's cool, you know, and you know a

(15:14):
lot of cool people from all over the country that
do what we do.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's a it's a thing I look forward to every year. Yeah,
it's it's nice. It is some work.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I mean, I'm doing a lot of like networking and
meetings with people that we deal with, and we're meeting
with some of our affiliate people and so it's it's
it's good. But it's a good time this person. So
what do you men, It's get to go on vacation
while the rest of the crew gets to wake up
early and do the show.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
See if you can follow it.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Okay, why dude, just do the best of there's great
stuff that we've forgotten about. I didn't see a poll
for the listeners. I will probably tune out Wednesday through Friday,
and when what it gets the I told you so
from management. He'll just blame the crew because it's never
his fault. First of all, what if I'm not here?
How could it be my phone?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
That's number one. Number two, we asked the listeners what
you guys would prefer. Overwhelmingly, the vote was and there's
no reason why able professionals if they wanted to take
vacation time. That was the thing that was really the
rub is that because I'm out for a few days
doesn't mean that everybody else should be forced to use
their earned vacation time.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Right.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
That didn't That doesn't I'm saying, but you know that
doesn't seem fair, agreed, Like if you know, Greg takes
a couple of days, but the rest of us are
forced to use our vacation days, like that would be
that would be ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, So if.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
They wanted to, they could, but they don't want to,
And so the management was wanting us to run like
best of stuff. Thinking that and I've heard this, the
line used before, this dog doesn't walk itself. I've heard that,
and I think it's dumb. Everybody's able professionals. Uh, And
the listeners overwhelmingly voted this is not a woody I

(16:56):
told you so, this is not a even if I
get it. I told you so, it's not my fault.
I wasn't here. Yeah, I wasn't here.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
But just think of it. While we're here working and
slaving and toiling away, you two will be cheersing each
other in a lazy river, holding hands with pina coladas.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh yes, on a vacation. That's right, I forgot. We're
going to a tropical location. Yeah, whola, the answers everything. Yeah,
I'm not trying to pretend it won't be fun. It's
always a good time and seeing people and that we
only get to see once a year and everything else.
As you do, you're gone to let together. Yeah, but
for everybody else you was part of it and who
did get their votes over because we did tell you

(17:34):
how to vote and let your opinion be known. Make
sure that Tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday you're tuning in for
at least fifteen minutes. That's we're asking every person tune
in at least once for the next three days for
fifteen minutes, like one good fifteen minute chunk on those
three days, because it will cut down on another meaning
that we'll have to have, and it will also cut

(17:55):
down on because medicine I won't be here the amount
of times that the getting program directors and programming people
will be in here chewing Greg and Gina and Sammy's
ear off about you know, nitpicking different things.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Let's do that please. Uh So that's going on there.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
If you've got something you want to send us, you
can text us over to nine eight seven. Morgan's gonna
join us next. She'll tell us all about her time
at cat Con. Okay, and then we'll all play a
round of Morgan's Bush or Bear talking to the cat
ladies and trying to guess if it's bush or Bear.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Love it.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Dumb show, and as advertised, as promised, as promoted. We
had Morgan head out to cat Con, the kiddie convention,
and she came back bearing gifts.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
You did a round of Bush or Bear. It's a gift.
We love this game. It's a fun game.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
I mean, there were a lot of things I could
have bought back to y'all, but I just assume you
don't want them.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I saw a couple.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
I saw a couple of posts that you had on
your Instagram story from when you were at cat Cotton.
I saw a couple of celebrity cats.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
Just by accident. Everyone around me was freaking out and
I'm like, who's that, and like that's sponge Cake. I'm like,
who's fun sponge Cake?

Speaker 6 (19:16):
The spongekit.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Yeah, the sponge cake a little Scottish fold.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I think little gray guy.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
I saw a listener tagg you in a photo and
it looked like you were dressed like a reporter. Thanks,
very nice, Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
Well I put on my official you know, iHeart things,
so you did. I'm a little more approachable.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
We could mock sponge Cake, but he or whatever it
is has one hundred one point five yeah, one point
five million followers.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
So is that like the new Rugby Cat?

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Yeah, I guess, but there was a lot of them there,
Like they're celebrities, full of famous.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Kitties, famous cats, amazing.

Speaker 9 (19:50):
And you know they make lots of money too.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
It's just, of course, bas Uh, let me ask you
as a professional in the going out to these things and.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Talking to people.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, obviously, so you know, not not they're going to
be in the most flattering light. Although this is different
because it's bush or bear. But like when you go
to like a comic con to ask, like you know
how much you pay for that nerd crap er. You know,
like what we did the other day with what do
you want to be when you grow up? Is that
smart to have? Like in her case, you wore like
a like official gear. Yeah, absolutely, to stand out. You

(20:20):
want them to think that you're very serious and before
you under your credibility by them about their cubic hair.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, So Morgan went to cat Con and then we're
talking to some of the cat ladies there, asking them
some questions, and then before she gets to the answer
to that final question, we get to guess are they
bush or bear? Now, for the purpose of the game,
bush means any kind of pubic hair at all.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, otherwise.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
There's either a bush there or it's bear. Just hardwood
floors now on cat Con, So what are people doing there?
They're just kind of is it just like a bunch
of I'm assuming, like vendors. Yeah, it's a different things.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Convention center full with tons of boosts and hinders.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
The panels like speakers and stuff like talking about cat stuff.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Yeah, like every hour or something, everybody, you know, And
there were a lot of people sitting down and this
guy was talking about I wasn't paying attention, but yeah,
there's different. Well I don't care what the guy's talking
about on stage, you know, but they switched out every
hour and they have guys present things.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
But cat's doing tricks. What was was there like a
Cat's circus or something that you went to see that
was that was a christ what was her name? That
was a different thing.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
That's the acro cats amazing the lady that trails in
a bus with like six right cats and stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Are you talking hundreds of people or thousands?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Probably hundreds hundreds, Yeah, and it's way bigger.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
It's a two day thing, so it spread off. Get
your pass. But it was a tenth year anniversary. I
think I mentioned that there was a lot of a
lot of new stuff. They were like doing fortune telling
for your cats please. I had like a little coffee
station and it's a big thing. Now you get like
a cappuccino and they do some kind of arts at
Cat Design and they would be like, let me draw

(22:04):
your cat on this coffee, like you know, it's breaking out.
And didn't they bring their cats? No, you were not
allowed to bring your cats.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Cats only And I saw the last post that she
made was a picture of her dog, which she goes,
I just got home and I've never been more happy
to have a dog.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
I mean, and I like cats. But man, that was
a lot look.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Kind of weird, right. What's the ratio of men to women,
give or take?

Speaker 9 (22:27):
Oh, that's tough. There's quite a bit of men. You'd
be surprised, I'd.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Say straight dude.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, new question. The ratio of straight men to gay men.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Oh, they seemed pretty straight. A lot of guys with girls.
I'd say probably seventy percent women. I did see this
couple and the girl had a shirt that said I
Love my hot autistic boyfriend, and he had a shirt
that said I love my hot autistic girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Spectrum.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
It's a Morgan add cat con talking to some of
the cat ladies, asking them some questions again, and the
last question is are you you bush or bear? We
try to guess which is which, and who is the
first person here?

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Let's get to know Emily. She was there matching with
her sister in a cute little office. Oh okay, what's
your name, Emily? Is this your first cat con?

Speaker 10 (23:12):
No, it's our eighth or ninth cat con?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Okay, and I see your outfit, so describe it for
people on the radio. You have like a gold skirt
and then you have a lot of cats on your shirt.
Are these all your cats?

Speaker 10 (23:23):
So it's me and my sister's cats combine. I think
we have like nine cats, and then in the back
it's all of our cats that have passed away.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
No, it's in memory of them. So it's about like
fifteen twenty cats. What do you do for a living.
I'm in education. What's an absolute deal breaker for you
in a relationship? Oh, that they're cheap.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
If a guy is super cheap, it's gonna be an instant, No, instantly,
no question.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
And do you know that from the first date or
when do you know that?

Speaker 10 (23:51):
I know that as soon as they ask me if
I could go a with them.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
Are you on dating apps and stuff? I am? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (23:59):
I was on Hinge and then I got banned because
someone I ghosted someone and then they reported me. I
think most men are like not great, So they'll do
whatever to get you banned because they're jealous or they
have like a huge ego that women can't feed.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Okay, one last question for you. Are you Bush or
Bear Bush Bush?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
She's pretty wholesome. Mega Bush vib This is mega hairy
armpit vibes.

Speaker 11 (24:28):
Oh yeah, just by her voice and the way she
talks to me is Bush.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Also like that kind of like she's got that like angry.
She's not a fun person. She's got that angry lesbian
vibe going on. So like anything anything that she thinks
that like men would want or find interesting, she's like
the opposite. Hold on, that's the vibe I'm getting.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
I asked this one question. Sure, was she attractive or not?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
She was, Okay, then.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
She's I would say, Then I would say she's an
aider above and because.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
I was gonna say, she doesn't like a cheap guy,
so she likes these like sort of traditional roles, which
makes you think that she'd be real cleaned up down there,
so I will stay there too.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Are also it's swaying me. I'm sticking with my my
first instinct, which is Bush.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
I'm also going Bush because when she said I'm in education,
meaning I am an administrator, which I really have to
see a photo.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
If I don't know, If Morgan, what did you find
a unicorn? Did you get a unicorn at the cat convention?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
I think you would think she's hot SeaBASS, honestly figure out.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I'll never no, no, all right, let's find out Emily
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 9 (25:32):
Are you Bush or Bear?

Speaker 10 (25:34):
Oh my god, I'm there, thank you always.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Yeah, it's nice, it is nice, very it's nice.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Trust me?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, all right for yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
I'm the only bear girl there. So game over that fun.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
The only hair is from the cat that's on the
couch and on all pieces of.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Clothing, from all eighteen of their cats.

Speaker 12 (25:57):
If she had that attitude and she was or you know,
a tumpstairs, you can send Menace your email at Menace.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
What uh busher bear from cat Con? Who's the next person?

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Okay? This next girl is Nola, like New Orleans Nola?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay, Nola?

Speaker 9 (26:17):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Nola?

Speaker 9 (26:19):
So I was walking behind you, was creeping on you.
You have a cat purse, and then I thought it
was a labooboo, but it's not. What is it?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
A baby Mollie? But like a cat version of the
baby Molly?

Speaker 9 (26:29):
So what's baby Mollie?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's like if I'm PopMart too, So it's like that,
you know, it's just like little key chains, but it's
just like a little baby a cute little girl.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Like the newest trend.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It should be because it's so cute, Like it's so cute.
I love this one has a little cat too, so
I was like, how to bring it to the cat corn?

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Like, So, what do you do for a living. I'm
a student, so I.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Just graduated with my bachelors degree. So now I'm going
to like my master's program, And what's your dream job.
I want to be in pr for like entertainment industry
really just like either music or like movies, like celebrities
stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
She's your favorite celebrity.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I like petro Pscal.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
Do you have any cats?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I have two cuts. Yeah, I love them, They're my children.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
What's your biggest pork?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
My cat obsession. I'm gonna say I'm within my cat
obsession because at the end of the day, she my cat.
She's first. I put her first. She's the first of
for everybody until I have a human child, the cat
is first.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Do you believe in aliens?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I believe in extraterrestrials for sure, Like there's no way
we're the only ones that can't be it, Like there's
galaxies upon galaxies upon galaxies, Like we cannot be the
only ones out there.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Do you think they're here right now?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I hope I'm waiting for the invasion, honestly, because we
need to turn it around.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
The cat and gum, my family can come, my friends
can come, anybody who wants to join. We're out.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
Okay, one last question for you down below? Are you
Buth or Bear?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Man?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I went, I went back and forth as that clip
played like three different times.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
These baby mollies are little babies, but like they put
him in outfits, they're doll.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, okay, a QP doll. I started with Bear, then
I went to Bush, and then I went back to
Bear before now I'm kind of teetering back to Bush.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
N PR.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I thought, Bush right, exactly exactly right, Like she's so
like very young, I'm going Bear. I think did she
say NPR or Bear?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
A PR?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
PR?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
PR?

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Okay, NPR, I'm like Bush all day.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
Too young for NPR.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
I heard the same thing, Greg.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
And by the way, just pro tip, if you want
to work in PR, you don't need a master's, you
don't need a bachelor degree.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Just show up.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
It's not a skill position.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
If you want to waste money, you can I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, do you know what do you think? What are
your thoughts?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I am also going bear again. I'm going bear.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Bear breaks his bear very childlike.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yes, I'm saying bear bear the bear.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
See, I don't know. Once again, go for it.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
I'm teetering on bush, but I'm gonna go bear my.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Gut led me astray on that last one. I think
I'm gonna go bush sea bass.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yeah, I'm Bear because of her youth and because she
wants she wants something public facing as a job. You know,
So that's that's the reason.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
You got to be presentable all the time.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, all right, find out Nola busher.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Bear busher bear gross deer in the bush. It's deer
the bush like it's somewheer of the bush. You're the
bush like bush in a bikini.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
I'm on for it. Really, you would go to a
pool and have your bush spoken on your bikinis? Yes,
very mush.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yes, I'm more like kind of anti razor, like anti
like cream, anti like any irritated or whatever I have
to put on just to get rid of something that's natural.

Speaker 13 (29:41):
No, I don't look okay, maybe so maybe that's what
I was picking up on, you know, like maybe I
don't know how the spiritual world works, and like how
those things in the universe speak to people, Like so
she did have interaction with that person, just got that
got my waves crossed.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I thought the first the girl was going.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
To be that chick, right, but do you profile correctly?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Just the rock?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
This girl right here, her first part of the interviews,
she didn't mentioned anything like organic or like natural.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
So waste one chicks bush, one chicks bear at cat
Con where Morgan was talking to these different girls asking
these different questions and the last one being are you
bush or bear? And we have we have one more?
And who is this?

Speaker 9 (30:26):
This is a Kanna and she was there with a
famous cat. What's your name? My name is Akana.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Second cat Con, but my first as a plus one
for the amazing cat Curtis.

Speaker 9 (30:37):
And so it's a famous cat.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Huh, yes, you know it's the one ear at so
he has only one ear.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
The other one is tough.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It's kind of a big deal around here.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
So what do you do for a living?

Speaker 8 (30:49):
I'm a content creator, So I do you too?

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Full time? Okay? Is it all cat content? I actually
don't do cat content. I do chaotic sketch comedy. Okay,
explain that for people that aren't sure what that is.
So I do parodies of just day to day life.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
But like I did like Squid Games, the musical parody recently,
and then at the end of every video, I.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Just explode, Wait, that's a that's a full time job, dude.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
I looked her up. She's actually hilarious. Really, he're at
is a k A n A. She's got like two
million followers on TikTok really and oh my god, the
work she puts into those little skit things whatever you
call them.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Well I would if you have that many followers, you
probably have somebody who can do all the work.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Maybe, but it's how that works usually if you get
that big yeah, yeah, assistance.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
She's like the actor and every her and that's great.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, somebody like somebody came and told me like, oh,
this is one to do for a living.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I was like, are you sure?

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Yeah, And literally at the end her explodes like I
thought it was.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Okay, it's a lot of theater centric, like you said,
like she said, the musical stuff, and there's a big
audience for that, you know, especially amongst young girls.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, and cats, don't it goes together?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Yeah, but it doesn't look lazy like a content reader,
like she's just sitting around, Like, hey, guys.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
She looks like she's putting some effort into Oh for sure.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
So I do parodies of just day to day life,
but like I did like Squid Games the musical parody recently,
and then at the end.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Of every video, I just explode. That's what I did
for a living. Now explode as and how like literally yeah,
just like self destruct. What's the best advice you've ever
been given?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
That nothing matters and therefore life can be a lot
easier when you start to realize that it's about having fun.

Speaker 9 (32:23):
What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you on a date?

Speaker 8 (32:25):
Ooh, I'm pretty sure I went on a date with
someone who was a psychopath at one point.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Was his name Sebastian.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
Right, I can't want to say, just in case.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
He's a serial killer. What were the signs I noticed?

Speaker 8 (32:39):
He would lie about everything And this was only only
everone on one date with him, but we bonded over
our sobriety together and I showed up and he was
non stop drinking and smoking the whole time, and yeah,
he just gave me a really creepy, weird vibe. And
after that that's when I was like, I should probably stop.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
And then one last question for you below, are you
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Sorry about the.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Bear your dating question?

Speaker 9 (33:07):
Back to the serious topic.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Interesting?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
This is another tough one.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Is and okay, you guys are looking her up? What
would you writ her? She she's very I say she's
an eight or above.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Okay, there Morgan, you don't know what eight means?

Speaker 9 (33:18):
Oh my god, you guys.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
You she's pretty and she's uh, what's what's the what
a K A n A?

Speaker 10 (33:25):
She is?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
She's got, like I said, over a million followers on Ana.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah A K A n A. So she's got seven.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Hundred ninety thousand followers on Instagram.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Yeh, she's not an eight, she's a seven.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
He has one point nine million on YouTube subscribers on YouTube?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Right, So I mean she's doing all right for herself
in her demo. But yeah, she's uh like part Asian,
right am I looking the same chick?

Speaker 9 (33:45):
Yeah? Oh no, that's that's not her.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
It's like a pink hair.

Speaker 14 (33:54):
Yeah. OK.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
See what you got to think about with with distributions
when I say eight and above. That's that's they think
of the bell curve when you get to that, the
not the last and the second to last standard deviation.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I's a small, small percentage.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Well, so what is she then, number?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I mean, she's low sevens, high sixes.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
She seems nice for women.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
She's just a little you know, a kind of official.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yes, a Kana underscore official.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
I hate to agree with sell.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
She was pretty pretty.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, I'm not saying that. But you can't just throw
around eight and above and not know what it means.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Okay, guys, calm down, everybody, especially.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
When you're doing this that like that, like whatever. This
is a rainbows like this is like this one sea bass,
like anyone, anyone like this. You can't say like eight
and above immediately disqualified.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Fine, she has good features at all, right, above eight
and above is like the top five percent of hot people.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
But how about the vagina? Though? What do you guys?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Okay, I was gonna I was gonna say again I was,
I was gonna say I was leaning more Bear on
this one. But now after seeing the picture Bush.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Really yeah, I think because of she does keep herself together,
because she does a lot of video stuff uh. The
sobriety things of curveball though why. I don't know why, because.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
When you're when you're doing stuff, you're having a lot
of sex too, right, Yeah, I think yeah, but it's
drunk stuff.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
She's super type A and I think, you know, because
she's doing all these big things and high production value
and she's you know, probably all in on her sobrid
make up, all in.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, so she's definitely bear.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Time getting ready.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
That's why I think I think it plays that way. Yes, yeah,
all right out?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Uh Kana Bush or Bear?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Are you Bush or Bear? I have laser hair removal everywhere,
even your arm piss, even my Oh that was the best,
even my arm.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
I've actually started doing my legs when I was fourteen
because it was recommended to me my demmercatologist because I
have eggs and a really bad so Bear for life,
Bear for.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Life, wow ow not my best friend of Butcher Bear
is appointed in my performance one not of three.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
And I found the two bear women at.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Catcher Bear cat count of Thank you, Morgan, nice work,
Thanks y'all, quick break more Woodie show is next, hang On.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Show show, Next is great h o Abel Garbage Day
not garbage here Pete. Hey, don't forget. We have trash Day,
not trash weed. It's not every once in a while
that they leave it out for an extra day.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
It's the Woody Show, all right.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
So you thought Butcher Bear was hot?

Speaker 10 (36:53):
Definitely?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
This is this is just dumb.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Over in Texas, the sheriff's deputy is in trouble for
her social She threw on the uniform. It was grumpy
from not getting laid the night before. So she went
on social media and said, didn't get cracked last night,
so everyone's.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Getting a ticket.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh wow, man.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
The post went viral, because of course it did, and
people not happy, to say the least one person saying
that this is the reason why no one respects cops.
So internal affairs got wind of it and they're doing
like a little investigation. The deputy has deleted the video
and her entire account fact and she has suspended for now.

(37:36):
But no word yet on any other kind of I
don't think there'll be any That's how she said, yeah,
didn't get cracked last night, so everyone's getting a ticket. Obviously, joeing,
Now how would this You keep in mind, here's a
woman who's a cop. Not was that what I was expecting.
I thought like, oh I must be getting put on here. No,
this this this woman is a cop. How did she

(37:58):
have a problem getting quote cracked? Like, like, what are
you talking about? How about you leave the house saying
I'm looking to get cracked? And then yeah, look look
it up online. Wow, Texas sheriff's deputy didn't get cracked
last night. And just do image search and you'll see
it comes up. There's a picture over the earth that

(38:18):
you got her hair back for the uh you know,
when the one she's on duty there. But I'm sure pictures. Yeah,
I'm sure she's fine. I'm sure she has since been cracked.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, she kind of looks like Jessica Alba a little bit. Yeah,
kind of.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Also, there's a new trend going around on the dating
app Hinge. Women are using guys they match with to
build their furniture for them. They're calling it the Bob
the builder trend. It's so hard being a woman, right,
so hard, just so oppressed. Yeah, guys, do you think
you'd find anybody that you didn't have to pay for
to build your furniture Hinge or anywhere? Is anybody just

(38:59):
gonna come build the nature for you, but there's no
exchange of services. Let's see, UH sees women updating their
profiles with prompts. They make it clear that they're looking
for a handyman.

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
The women then use the matches and invite the guys
over to their place to help with stuff around the house,
with one woman saying that she used several matches to
help her redecorate her apartment. The trend is a shift
toward practical and low pressure dating, but experts still advise
some caution because after all, you are inviting somebody to.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Your house for the first date on a dating app.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
But you're going to do that, just be upfront about it.
Just put handy for handy. Yeah, wow, I don't know
why not.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
It's like, what three minutes of your time? Yeah, it's
called Bob. It's the Bob the builder tread.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
You know, you can tell a guys because he's going
to see it as an opportunity to come on over
with his tools. Right, don do man stuff hoping that
you'll get weak in the knee and you know, just
fall for thank you hotness, but then afterwards and you'll
crack her.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Then afterwards you go to the bar and then she's
gonna have to pay for all the drinks I am.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Hold on a second, you hold your horses, Greg, You're right.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Women have it so hard.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
It's very difficult. I don't want to build this furniture. Well,
how much is that going to cost?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
What you want to buy my panties? And now I'm
going to make money off this?

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Man, shucks, I've not heard that term before.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Getting cracked.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
That's a new one, really funny.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
It's a new one. Pretty hot. Yeah. I like the visual.
What were you saying?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I overheard a conversation you were saying like, uh, you're
more horny now or something.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Oh my god, Okay, getting cracked here? Okay, I this
is completely anecdotal. I even looked it up online and
I don't see any evidence of it any else.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah, okay, yes from her, uh whatever, you're taking the
weight loss truck every time, making her horny.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Every time I do my injection for like the next
like two or three days, I'm like, damn, let's go.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
She's looking for another injection, yeah, deef injection.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Yeah, no anybody else. I looked it up and they're like,
there's nothing on this is it? Because like maybe you
feel I hate selling. So jesus, hey, you feel sexier
because you're losing weight, or no, you feel like you
look better.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
No, it's literally like I feel like I take the
job and like go about my day, and an hour later,
I'm like, huh, Like, it's not it's not psychological.

Speaker 14 (41:32):
It is.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I think it is psychological because Gina was like one
day late from her normal day that she would do
the once a week injection. Yeah, and then she said
she ate like an a hole because it's been one
day past when she should have. It doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Nod No.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
For me, it doesn't like the next day. You're not
all of a sudden just like a star of animal gorge, like,
it doesn't work. I think that's the psychological part, because
you're like, oh, I should have taken this, and so
you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
I do, but I'm not.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Looking to like be horned up. It's just like I'm
in the middle of something else and I'm like the facts.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yeah, you're right, that's why it's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
The only thing I've heard when it comes to that,
it's like you have to be careful because birth control
becomes way weaker on weight loss drugs.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (42:20):
Yeah, it's the same with antibiotics too. I mean that's
a common thing with drugs.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Well I knew about antibiotics, but I didn't heard about
that one. Yeah. Interesting on the weight like it tries epide.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Yes that came out recently. Be careful.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
That's weird because that's a combo. That's that's a compounding problem.
You're horning and more fertile. Yeah, that's a dangerous little
It's another new Hour Insensitivity Trending for a politically correct World,

(42:57):
August fifth, as today's date, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Greg, there's menace.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Jimmy Grant is here, Sammy is here, Steve.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Ass is somewhere. He's out and about, oh wondering in
and out his new thing. And we've just picked up
on this. It's very weird. It's very strange.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
So a schedule of events for the show each day
kind of we always have a good general plan of
what we want to Like we know we're gonna do
a bush or bear obviously, or the crossroads or whatever's
coming up that day, and it'll just be so everybody
kind of knows what's happening and when it's happening, and uh,
just for reference. But he comes in, he picks it
up as if it's covered in diarrhea. He picks it
up like pinch between two fingers, holds it as far

(43:39):
away from him as he can, and walks it across
the room to the garbage canyon, puts it in there. Right,
he's here, Come on in and explain yourself. He acts
like it, but this is just another one of his performances.
This is just you know, how dare we keep him in?

Speaker 6 (43:56):
You're rewarding him by acknowledging it.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Well, we true for the last couple of weeks, like
every time he puts in the garbage and put it
right back on his computer, and then nobody acknowledges that.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
We just kind of leave it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, coffee stayings end up on there and all kinds
of stuff. It's pretty great. Anyway, phones were opening eight seven,
seven forty four. What he sent us a text over
to two to ninety seven. I was reading there's some
people magazine had this little article talking about this guy
who spent time with the uh Colberger guy the Idaho college.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
You know guy.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
He was in jail with him, was a cellmate, and
just talking about how awkward and weird he was like said,
he's a he's a friendly and intelligent guy, but super awkward,
like stays up all night that also washes his hands
like thirty times a day. Yeah, Like they're just going
on about like you know how he's very curious about
why everybody was in jail, but really wouldn't talk about

(44:50):
his own stuff at all for the best. Well yeah,
but then he ended up confessing and everything. But yeah,
there's a whole If you go on people dot com,
you can I know there's a true crime person I
really want to see that.

Speaker 11 (45:01):
I saw a picture by the way of his sister
who looks like him and has the crazy eyes like
he does. Yeah, like where there's like nothing behind the eyes.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
On social media, you know, because the Epstein thing is
so hot right now, there's a lot of stuff about
Epstein Salemate. Like that dude had a crazy story. He
used to be a cop and he had beef with
like some guy that was on cable TV Access in
New York and then uh, he would always beat that
guy up the TV hosts, like when he would se

(45:40):
him out on the street, and then the TV host
eventually died and then the cop got put in prison
because he like killed four drug dealers that owed him
money and he buried him somewhere.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Oh so the cop yeah, was beating up this cable
access guy and ended up killing these other people. Yeah,
street justice up in jail with.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah sell me.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Okay, all right, there you go.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
You love it. This is your I love jam, It's
your jam. Gina.

Speaker 9 (46:11):
Well.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
A big political standoff went down in Texas after Democrats
left the state to stop a Republican plan to redraw
voting maps, which they say is unfair. So in response,
Republicans voted to go after them and possibly have them
arrested for skipping work. Governor Abbott says they should be punished,
maybe even kicked out of office. The Democrats are holding
events in other states, saying they're standing up for voting

(46:33):
rights since the new map could give Republicans more power
in Congress. And now other battles just like this flirring
up in other places, like California, where Governor Newsom is
accused of doing the same thing just redistricting.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Says he's going to do it, you know, if Texas
does it, he says, they'll do it in California. They'll
offset whatever Texas does they'll offset in California. And you know,
you're delusional if you think that this kind of stuff
hasn't been going on forever forever, Like the politicians are
just controlling everything.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
They give it.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I feel like we are given.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
This is just me speaking, and I'm not typically a
huge conspiracy guy, but you have to believe that the
people who are you know, the politicians, they're running everything.
This whole idea that we're voting for anything, I think
it's just a you know, the theater. It's an illusion,
like it's it's it's the it's the the idea that

(47:29):
we have a choice or that we have some kind
of say we don't, Yeah, we don't, because they could.
They could just do this stuff and they don't have
to run it by anybody else. You know, they can
redistrict in Texas, they can redistrict in California.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
And nothing changes.

Speaker 14 (47:45):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Like, what as the people?

Speaker 14 (47:46):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
And I pay for it?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Point out a couple of things that we like. Where
there was this one prosecutor that no one liked at all,
and then there was like a recall on him and
they got all the signatures and then suddenly out of nowhere. Oh,
a certain amount of signatures, just the.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Right invalidated them.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
We're invalidated.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Oh well this one doesn't count, and this one doesn't count. Yeah,
so it's the whole thing about oh well X number
of signatures you get them, and well this one doesn't
count and.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
It was just the right amount. Yeah it was. It's
really weird. It's like two thousand.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Well did he has been denied bail again. He's going
to stay in jail until his sentencing in early October.
A federal judge ruled he's still a flight risk and
could intimidate witnesses despite offers of a fifty million dollar
bond and strict monitoring. Did he also complain about unsafe
conditions in jail all, but the judge says STAPH are
doing just fine protecting him. He's fine. He's been there

(48:41):
for eleven months. I mean, where's the time gone? That's crazy.
And as you might remember, he was convicted on two
prostitution related charges, though he was not found guilty of
sex trafficking and conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Well, what he's asking for is not unheard of, I guess,
says is pretty common. From what I understand is, like
you know people who are in a situation. I'm like,
why would they release somebody before like they were found guilty,
but like, why would they release them before sentencing?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Yeah, it's not like you haven't been found guilty yet.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, you're where you're supposed to be right then and there.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I don't know why they waste so much time, but
apparently because there was a violent aspect to the stuff
that they were told and shown and proven in court.
That's why they don't release him. Because he's a danger.
If he's a physical, you know, potentially violent danger. And

(49:30):
so that's why the judge is like, well, there's three things,
and he meets all three of those things to stay
right where he is before sentencing. If it wasn't for
those things, like if it hadn't been the video of
him beating up the chick on the yeah, on the video,
like and some of these other things that they that
they proved that actually had happened or whatever, then he
would be probably out and we'll pocket the fifty million, right,

(49:52):
that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Well, Tennessee plans on executing this guy Byron Black today
and it possibly makes him the first person to be
put to death having a defibrillator in.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
His chest, saw that disconnected, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
And they said that it would basically do its best,
like this machine is going to try to restart the
heart exactly. Oh that's awesome. And they're like, oh, it's
not going to work because this defibrillator or this pacemaker,
whatever it is, is going to do its best to
keep him alive. So it's going to be really cruel.
All I love it.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
We got to play Motley Crue while we do that, right,
kicks out my mind, squad. Well, despite concerns from his
lawyers at the device, like you said, could shock him
during the lethal injection, like back to life, cause.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Him extra suffering, the courts are giving the all clear
to go ahead. Yeah where's this, Tennessee? Oh nice, Yeah,
blood job, Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Right.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
He's sixty nine, bad health, has dementia, a bunch of
failing organs. He was convicted of killing his girlfriend and
her two young daughters in nineteen eighty eight, And meanwhile,
Black's legal team has tried for years to argue that
he shouldn't be executed because he's intellectually disabled, but so
far that has not worked.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Oh if you have a pacemaker. Isn't there something that
I mean, there's got to be something they can do
to this able power it down before you right, yeah,
before you leave your phone for a repair or like
you move, you got like a disabled find my phone my.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Heart a magnet to it or something something I don't.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Know, But who cares? They do this a lot where cares?
You've heard about this before. Someone's on death row and
they're scheduled for execution, but they get the flu and they're.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Like, well, we got to wait till.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Their health, yeah, you know, before we And then the
other thing people laugh about is when they hook them
up with the i vs and stuff like that, they
take it out the alcohol swabs out at the injection
site like they yeah, yeah, they clean the skin before,
like you're putting this person to death, like, wipe it
with mud, yeah, spit in it, wipe it with diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Like just like yeah, just caca and into the wound.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
What's that clip that they send all the cars off
of Like people like sit at the bottom and watch
it go off.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Oh yeah, so there was a guy.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Uh, this just happened this past weekend at this business
complex and Sacramento investigators State. This guy had broken into
this building and caused approximately one hundred thousand dollars in damage.
He pulled a fire alarm made his way to the
balcony on the sixth floor when the local fire department
showed up. Instead of giving himself up and turning himself in,

(52:16):
he climbed over the railing and he fell from the
sixth floor transported to the hospital where he died bacuitar. Yeah,
only that could have been avoided. If there's no way,
I don't see how well.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Congrats to Texas for grabbing the top spot in the
USA Today Preseason Coaches Football Poll that came out yesterday.
Ohio State number two, followed by Penn State, Georgia, and
Notre Dame. Nine SEC teams made the list. Clemson leads
the ACC at number six, with Oregon, Alabama, LSU, and
Miami rounding out the top ten. Arizona State is the

(52:51):
highest Big twelve team at number eleven. Boise State is
the only Group of five team at number twenty five.
And if you want the AP's preseason rankings, you're gonna
have to wait a little bit.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
That's going to be out on August eleven. God I
don't even care about college football. I'm just so happy
to be hearing about five I know, just hearing the words, yeah,
like college football, NFL, let's go. Yeah, it's time.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Well it heads up, Kia owners. They're recalling more than
three hundred thousand cars from the twenty twenty three to
twenty twenty five model years because certain trim pieces could
fly off while you're driving. The recall effects, Kia tell
you write SUVs and Kia K five sedans. Kia says
dealers will inspect and replace whatever they needs free, so
that's good. Owners will start getting these notification letters after

(53:33):
September twenty six, but if you have questions, don't wait,
just reach out to your local Kia service center. And
rfk's making America healthy again. That's the initiative he's been
pushing to get rid of these artificial food dies. And
guess what, Kraft Heids, Skittles, Hershey, Nestli, They're all falling
in line. They've begun to remove the die from their recipes,

(53:53):
specifically red dye number three, which I feel like we've
been hearing about for a million years.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
I have a question about that. In pardon my ignorance,
aren't there other things so this red dye through Why
has there been a debate about it? If there's been
any debate about it, isn't there something else that can
just use?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:07):
There they can for sure, Like why were they just
not doing that? Maybe it's cheaper.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Probably cheaper, and they don't have to do new research
and development because there's a couple lecture drops that uh
that you know, food color and juice in there.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Yeah, everywhere else. Comick makes those droppers where this stuff
is banned already if you hold the same products next
to each other. Look at the ingredients as crazy on
how much more ingredients are used in America?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Well we want more of everything. It's America bigger You
mean more ingredients. Yeah, well the move more more, more money,
more penis exactly more at all.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Bigger house.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
The reason for this is they there's studies that suggest
there's links between these dyes and behavioral issues and kids.
So the States and the Feds are going to try
and actually do something about it, which I think would
be very interesting.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I also heard the RFK Junior is trying to get
them to remove certain preserved from vaccines.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Shot they're not going to be stable for as long.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I don't understand. I didn't know they had preservatives.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Well, they got to be shipped and stored.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
I guess interesting and best story of the year. We
got some mother f and zoo news, Zoo, some good
zoo news. You're gonna love this or hate it. Over
in Denmark, a local zoo is taking donations to help
keep things running great, except they don't want your cash.
In fact, if you have a pet that you're tired of,

(55:32):
maybe just don't want anymore. The zoo's asking for it
so they can feed some of their animals.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
No that I saw the headline, I didn't know that
was the Circle of life.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
They're calling on the public to donate live chickens and rabbits,
even horses, so they can be used as food for
the carnivor wars over at the zoo. And don't worry,
they're not going to be eaten alive. They'll just put
them down nicely and then they'll serve feed them on
a silver platter to the lions and tigers. And if
you happen to be one of the people donating a horse, congratulations,
because you get a big tax deduction. The zoos says

(56:05):
the process is part of their responsibility to recreate the
natural food chain.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I mean me looks horrify, I am.

Speaker 9 (56:12):
I think it's terrible. I know it feels like it
should be illegal.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, like if you're like voluntarily killing your pet.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
People do that.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
People do that all the time. You haven't put down?

Speaker 11 (56:27):
Maybe if they are being put down, can you put
them down and then, like I guess, bring them.

Speaker 9 (56:32):
To be donating.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
They want healthy animals.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Yeah, you don't want sick healthy.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
And of course whatever you taken that pick on your
rabbit or whatever your problem.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
I don't like this.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Well that's what's going on with I. Thank you very much.
Tina grat a urine urine.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Everyone in this room deep, a little lower, a little slower.

Speaker 9 (56:53):
Do you want to oil them?

Speaker 8 (56:54):
Docs?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Sunning their buttholes?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Wow? But chugging this up? Wore pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Sorry, I'm little cells. Are you down to d or not?

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Lost the Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Well this is sexy text three to two three on
my way to Hawaii on flight sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
No joke, we los up. It's uh.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Hawaiian Airlines has flights sixty nine. It goes from Long Beach, California,
to Honolulu.

Speaker 14 (57:25):
And it's.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
A it's a daily. It's a daily.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
So yeah, you can fly on flight sixty nine Beach
out of Long Beach to Hawaii.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
That's a great airport, Long Beach Airport.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Well, after a fifteen year hiatus, King of the Hill
is back, you guys.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I watched it.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
As of yesterday, there are ten brand new episodes.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
For you on Hulu. Did you like it?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah, I Uh.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
The storyline is, you know, Hank left to Saudi Arabia
for like five or six years and then he went
back to Texas.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, he was working as the assistant manager and an
Arabian pro paane company.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
And then they say, like how much Texas has changed
since they've been gone. But I like about it. But
what I do like about it is, you know they're
not over the top on like the changes. You know,
the reaction.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Well they're saying it's it's not political, it's not whatever.
It's just it's just supposed to be kind of light
and fun. But yeah, Hank's retired now a little confused
with how modern life works. So there's like stuff like
Boba t and ride sharing and all gender bathrooms and
poke bowls, and you know, he's in the pro pane
business and propane accessories and doesn't really get why your

(58:40):
grill would need like an app or work on Wi
Fi without an app. So they're kind of wondering if
they made a mistake coming back. Now, what's good is it?
Hank is back with all his buddies, So it's you know,
Boomhuer and Dale. Dale, by the way, has become an
election denier Denier. Bill spends most of his time indoors,

(59:02):
living off Amazon deliveries, and Bobby is twenty one now
and he works as a chef at a German Asian
fusion restaurant in Dallas.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Nice that he owns it.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
By King of the Hill season fourteen, streaming now on
on Hulu, ten episodes, I'll check it out. I mean,
I love all the my Judge stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Might Judge rules. Yeah, I didn't ever seen King of
the Hill, to be honest, you've never seen King of
the No. I mean, god damn it, Greg pieces like
I know that Hank character.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Yeah, well it's because well he was a different same voice,
same general look and Beavis and butthead totally all right,
But not the same.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Is that on Hulu? Where's that?

Speaker 14 (59:43):
Who?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Hulu.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I didn't realize all I said it five times? Did Yeah,
I didn't realize all episodes were available. Yeah, I'll men
watched one.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
But well that's a I've been waiting for it. I
didn't know that it was already out. So I was
happy this morning when I saw, oh, yeah, just last night,
who is Britney Murphy's character?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I guess they yeah, wait, Peggy White.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah, they explain like writ that's overdose.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I'm assuming you know, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
And is Boom Hour still completely like unintelligible? Yeah, of
course the best You didn't just suddenly become like a
Rhodes scholar.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
No, I love that show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Yeah, because I didn't watch it like when it first
came out, like this is kind of dumb. But then,
uh then I got really into it and now it's
become you know, over the years, it became one of
my favorite shows.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
And uh, I'm looking forward to the news. There's new
Beavis and Butthead two. Hold on, I'm looking for this clip,
uh September third.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
I believe all the new Beavis and butt Head episodes
come out, So it's a Mike Judge overload.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Absolutely yeah, Oh here we go.

Speaker 14 (01:00:49):
Here the man. I'll tell you what I hank by
maning of life. Man, it's like this man, you like
butterfly flapping his wings. They down in the forest. Man,
it don't cause the tree fall like five thousand miles away.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Man, ain't nobody see it?

Speaker 14 (01:01:02):
Nobody don't doesn't even happen. You know, the baby born
into this world and you know they don't got their
friends and got nothing but to come in to find
out all about them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Not evil man.

Speaker 14 (01:01:13):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
She's like, you don't even know.

Speaker 14 (01:01:15):
Man, we're gonna it's like you're born into this world, man,
and you got like like this man, the dust and
the wind man, or like the dang old candle and wind.

Speaker 13 (01:01:23):
Man.

Speaker 14 (01:01:23):
You're gonna don't matter, man. So the old oldies old.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
How you know what I think?

Speaker 14 (01:01:26):
Man, like dang I think?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Therefore you are, Man, what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
What you had?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
That story of the Mama June start that she was
like in trouble for something, and then there's like, uh,
somebody from the news talking to her and she's she
kind of sounded like boom houer because that popped up
and I was trying to find this close.

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
Go damn White didn't pop for and god damn they came.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
And gotey, Yeah, mama.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Juice, go damn White didn't pop for and god damn
there came and got got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
None one man, what do you.

Speaker 14 (01:02:03):
Know?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
No man, no, no middle score goes they got damn.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
I don't know what they thought right now they got
him and as toured that moment for handling.

Speaker 14 (01:02:11):
Back, okay, did like good, my good, Chad, Manda, Daniel's
pretty like that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
They detained me because got down, und dam once they
took first, they further.

Speaker 14 (01:02:19):
Was I understand that he would have moved manail cat
and cal flight all.

Speaker 15 (01:02:24):
Because it's not for goddamn and whatever, and you got him.

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
They had to him.

Speaker 16 (01:02:31):
Right up.

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Well, he got down is a big don got it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
What It's amazing June Hour. Yeah, Dale's voice is different
because the original voice actor passed away. They have not
explained what happened to Lucky or Lunne. And also yeah,
the actor more recently, the actor that played John Redcorn.
Remember I got murdered. Yeah that was the story was Yeah,
like beefing with his neighbors, like yeah, or like yeah,

(01:02:58):
like getting harassed by this guy apparently or something.

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
And then.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Redcorn Is in the first episode.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Yeah, anyway, maybe he did it before because they've obviously
been working on it for a while. But all right
eight seven seven forty four, Wooding says the text over
to two two nine eighty seven more Woodes show is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Next show back in the mind show, Well, I got
a chance to win the Luminar's tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
That'll be like I mentioned in the next hour, and
then three trips to the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas
for you to win today nine am, one pm, and
five pm.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
For the good You're on all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Ninety eighty seven. There really is something to trust your gut.
That's what science says. I I always hoped it was wrong,
because sometimes like I get a gut feeling and I'm like,
oh man, please, or I do those stupid things like okay,
well if I can make this light that means xy
this stupid stuff I just did nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Throwing stuff into a garbage camp.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Yeah, But scientists find that there is like a sixth
sense in your gut. At Duke University of This big thing,
and it's like a new gut brain communication system or
whatever they say, kind of acts like a sixth sense,
which sometimes I'm happy, like, oh good because I got
a good gut feeling about this one. It's when you
get the bad gut feelings about stuff, like ah, crap,

(01:04:19):
and then you're all like worked up about it, and
probably for no real good reason. I did see something else,
you know. I'm a collector of fun facts or these
little interesting things or good quotes. My wife is a worrier.
She worries unnecessarily about stuff. I go, why are you
getting yourself so worried about this?

Speaker 8 (01:04:40):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
We don't even know what we're dealing with yet on XYZ,
you know, and nothing like super heavy? Yeah, why going
to the worst option?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
But she consumes herself with that. I go, yea, let's
cross the bridge when we get there kind of idea, right,
And then I saw this. Ninety one percent of your
worries never come true. But you're really but your brain
can't tell the difference. This is from a study they did.
All that there's still nine percent. The study showed that
imagined fears activate the real stress circuits of christ. They

(01:05:13):
do like so your brain thinks it's real, right, but
your imagined fear has triggered that and it rewires your
brain to live in danger that doesn't exist. What a
way to live. I mean everybody does it to a
certain degree. Some people really get themselves into a lather. Yeah,
and like a true panic or anxiety. Absolutely, you got
to think of how much you know anxiety is a

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thing with people now, Oh yeah, and that's one of
the options. That's the truth, Like there is no convincing
them otherwise. Right, So ninety one percent of your worries
never come true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
So my daily worry that all four tires are going
to blow on my car and I'm gonna hit the
center divider, I should stop worrying.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
About that low percentage being funny or I know that
my new fear like every day like that? All yeah,
what brought that up? I have no clue because there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I don't worry about it. What are the chances that
one tire blows pretty slim, right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Two tires, I know, three tires, I know all four
tires for simultaneous and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Then I crash.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Are you running from the cops? And they threw down
some like side strips or yeah, I don't know, I'd
worry about the dumb stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
He has key loads of cocaine And yeah, I know,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
I've mentioned it before. The best advice I ever heard.
I use this all the time. What's the worst case
scenario in whatever the situation you're in? Worst case scenario? Right,
if that happens, and you know, knock on wood, god forbid,
if that happens, will you be okay?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Like I'll go all right? Will I be okay?

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
And if the answer is yes, you're good because you
know you'll be It doesn't mean that whatever the worst
case scenario is won't suck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, but can you deal with it? Will you be okay?
And if the answer is yes, but the worriers, no,
I won't be okay.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
You got to rework that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
But that's not realistic. And what's gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
What does that not be? What does not be okay?
Great question, Like totally satisfied is different than being okay.
That's right, You're not gonna be satisfied. Like I said,
it's probably gonna suck. Like are you still gonna have
a place to live or you're still gonna be able
to eat? You're still healthy, you know. Yeah, interesting though.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
The Woodie Show, all right, so you know, like petty
around here.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
So this woman in Ohio, she goes to a car dealership.
She gets yourself a sweet new ride. They had to
do all the paperwork. She drove the car off the lot.
A month later, for some reason, the dealership repossesses the
car while the woman's at work. Now I'm not sure
exactly what was going on here. My understanding is that
there's a misunderstanding of some kind. Okay, all right, so

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then the dealership's gonna repossess the car.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
So she's pissed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
She comes up with a plan for her revenge. She notices,
and this is very much something that Menace would do.
You could tell me if I'm wrong. She noticed that
the dealership had failed to renew the registration of their
name for their business, and so she went ahead and
just paid to have it registered under her own name,
and then sent them a cease and desist letter saying

(01:08:17):
they had to use her name now. And then they
turned around and they tried to sue, of course, but
she's actually winning the case so far. The most significant
ruling went in her favor, like so funny, that's pretty clever, Like,
oh you didn't, you didn't reregistered, renew the name of

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the business, so like all their stuff, I mean the
signs that you know. Yeah, and so she did it,
she registered it, and she goes, I'm sorry, cease and desist.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Now, assuming that it is a misunderstanding, or if the
you know, dealership, let's just take it from a standpoint
of you know, you get these companies and they treat
people like crap. They're never good with customer service, and
they'll take your money, no problem up front, the smile,
and as soon as they get their money they go
that gen z stare yeah and like what what are
you talking? And then you can't get ahold of them. No,
nothing like those kind of people. They get away with

(01:09:13):
murder ninety nine percent of the time. There's that one
percent of the time they get menace or they get
this woman or in some cases me, and they screw
with the wrong person who can bring a lot of
unnecessary drama to their doorstep meeting. We can come on
the air and we could tell God knows how many
people are listening to this show. Across the entire country.

(01:09:35):
How much they suck. Yeah, the average person goes in there,
what are they going to tell? They're thirty people on Facebook?
Or they get somebody who is savvy enough to think like, oh,
I can you know, register your business name in my name?

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
So if you have just to make things difficult Woody's
Coffee Shop, you have to renew that name. I didn't
know that well, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
You have to renew domains like website names.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Yeah, where menace is I've done? Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
We caught wind of a radio station that was going online,
and we bought up every single combination you can think of.
Oh yeah, and then when he typed it in, it
just went to the Barney theme song. And then uh yeah,
because it was somebody who had done us dirty, you
gotta do that. And then the website or the whatever

(01:10:25):
they had for their Instagrams. It was so long and
convoluted that nobody would be able to find out. It's
the worst. Yeah, I love that so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Never find out that that was you? Huh did they
ever find out that was? They probably knew it as
me now eight seven seven forty four, Wooding send us
a text check in this morning over to two two
nine eight seven. Well take a break or what it
shows next?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Hang up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
It without clutching my god, and turn into a turn.
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Everybody right, Woody, Greg menaced, Gina gran we got sea bats,
we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven
seven four. Woody, skill your guts to us, tell us
all your secrets, do it? Hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, I uh, okay,
it's funny because I overheard something and I mentioned it

(01:11:31):
to Greg and I'm like, you know what, I've actually
be like a really good that'd.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Be a really good topic to bring up. What is
you over here?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Yeah, So I'll get to your calls and stuff if
you want to think about it, and then you know
we're not going to go into it right this second.
I'll give you a second to think about something really
good and juicy, like what's something you saw or heard
that you weren't supposed to, Like it wasn't meant for you.
And then now it's like oh, and they go, you
can't I can't see an I wasn't supposed to tell
you that, or yeah, but something in you saw you

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heard it, but you weren't supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Oh I got something, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Yeah, so eight seven seven forty four wood, you'll be
able to call in or if you'd just like to
text whatever you got over to two to nine eight seven,
you could do that. So a couple of things before
we get to that topic. There's a new law in
Louisiana just recently kicked in.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
It makes it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Officially illegal to drive below the speed limit in the
left lane on the highways. Oh good, And when they
say below the way that the law is written, that
could mean one mile an hour under.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Okay, how accurate can you get clocked?

Speaker 10 (01:12:36):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Yeah, well it's not about that. I think it's for
like that way people can't go. Well, I was with no,
you were technically under. So like if you are holding
up traffic and just being a dick, those people who
just cruise in the left lane and you drive by,
they're eating their vibe into whatever their stupid playlist is
not even paying attention. Yeah, but just one mile an
hour under you could be ticketed or even jailed. Louisiana

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not messing around, but the left lane dwaddlers as they
put them. The left lane that's for passing, not for
you to be backing up traffic everybody. So if you're
in Louisiana, move it or lose it. And by lose
it we mean your money or your freedom. H good idea, though,
that's a great idea. And Greg, you've driven with me,
you know how much I love this. My god, Well,

(01:13:21):
Ganea's got to get to where she's going. Gina drives crazy,
I do. Oh yeah, you're a you're a weaver, you're fat.
I just like to, like you said, I like to
get where I'm going, and she did.

Speaker 15 (01:13:31):
She did.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
She takes advantage of being an attractive woman where she'll
do that right lane thing where cars you know, the
lane that you can park in, so it's it's a
lane you get a park in the street. There are
some parking spots in it, so it's not technically a lane.
And she'll go down that and right before you get
to a parked car, roll down her window and give

(01:13:52):
a cute little wave and they'll let her in even
though she cut off four hundred cars.

Speaker 9 (01:13:56):
That's very Midwestern. You gotta do the thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Yeah, dudes, wouldn't get the same wouldn't get the same
race to that. No, but like there's sometimes Gena and
I are walking out at the same time, and you know, Greg, like,
I'm not a slow driver, way okay, you're one of
the fastest, not compared to the Gina. I am a
Sunday driver. Like We'll leave at the same time, and

(01:14:24):
She'll be out of the garage and I will have
just gotten to the top of the ramp from the
parking garage of vision, out of vision, you make the right,
She's not even at the next light anymore. Like, man,
she's like she's out of there. And then there was
another day. I'm like, huh, I'm going to see just
how fast she's going here, And so that was the
day that I was like, but I had to haul

(01:14:44):
ass as if it was a pursuit. And meanwhile, here
I'm driving like Mario Andretti storry to use a dated reference. Man,
so I know you're a big racing fam cooler and
more like who's the big who's Appea?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
How about Lando Norris? I'm like Lando Norris.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
And so And meanwhile I finally get like close in
trail and she talk about looking like she's vibing, windows down,
hands out the window. She's doing like the feeling the air,
like just go by her hand. So she's driving the
one hand, God knows. The radio is going with whatever
it is, probably show tunes, murder podcast, and she is

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just tearing up the streets.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
And if you pass me, I don't know if you
ever noticed, but just in case you look over, I
always got the middle finger.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Ups. Well I did because she was still because she
had to take the next exit. I was going to
continue on. That's my buff. Yeah, and she just like,
so if you're just kind of driving by, you just
got it and you don't know, then I know her.
It just looks like she's trying to get shot. Oh
it's true. Oh and speaking of that, I forgot the
other day, Greg. I thought you were behind me in
the parking lot when we were leaving. So as I'm

(01:16:00):
leaving the party lot and the gate goes up, I
give the middle finger. And then when I have no idea,
that's funny. Yeah, didn't you hank a me either day?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I did?

Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
So then I was just like incredibly slow.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
You were so slow I thought something was wrong. And
then I thought oh, you're on the phone or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Now I was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
I was pulling up some navigation and then at every
light you were in, light would turn green. Yeah slowly.

Speaker 8 (01:16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I would just let my foot off the brake. I
wouldn't even think. Just whatever idle speed was, it was
so ridiculously slow.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Did you guys know that it's legal for motorcycles to
run red lights in twenty one states what they're called
dead red laws, And they've been put in place because
motorcycles might not trigger a traffic signal the way that
a four wheel or more wheel vehicle the pressure sensors.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
In the street.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Okay, they had those pressure sensors or yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Like weighted say.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Riders need to know the laws though, because they can
differ from state to state, and South Carolina bikers have
to wait at the red light for a full ninety
seconds before then they're allowed to run.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
It, which is what I do in an actual car. Yeah,
there's nobody red lights that you just don't like and
you just go through.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Yeah. I don't know why they have these lights set
up this way, because there's sometimes you're in a very
not busy area yep, And it's in my case.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
There's nobody out there, and it's the world's longest red
lights so long, and you sit to the point where
you're like, this is ridiculous. Is there something not working right?
So I will treat it like a stop sign and
I'll go. And I figured, like, if I do get
pulled over, I'm like, dude, I waited there forever I
figured it was broken. I treated it like a stop
I looked, and I went, if you want to give
me a ticket, that's fine, but I'm not going to
sit here for another five minus. I'm not sitting here

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for another five minutes. In Utah, same thing. The dead
red law for motorcycles ninety seconds Tennessee. It's up to
the rider's belief that the traffic detection device was inoperative
due to the size.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Of the vehicle. I truly believe it was broken, which
might be tough.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
To defend if you're in front of a judge. But like,
there's a go online, you'll see that the whole list
of the states. The dead red law is what it's called.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I just looked it up.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
West Milford, New Jerseys. The longest red light in America
five minutes and thirty three five minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Yeah, that's stupid. There's five minutes. Yeah, I see this
almost daily. I would love to hear from somebody as
to why. But do you ever see at a red
light there's a car stopped at the red light, and
then the next car behind it is literally fifty plus
feet behind it? Why are you leaving that much room
between you and the car in front of you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I see that all the time. Are you do you
have a weird OCD that you can't get near another car?

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
I don't know. People are terrible drive. It is so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
I saw somebody that you know, trying to make what
would be a tighter term but not super tight, but
they have no idea where the corners of their car.
They don't know where the front of their car is,
so they stop a good fifteen feet. You have fifteen
more feet that you can use to make this turn,
but instead you're doing a fifty point turn.

Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
Don't like that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Four inches forward, four inches backwards, four inches to the left,
four inches backward, four more inches to the left, another backward,
and then finally you drive off. You could have done
it in two Yeah, I turn, I'm like that.

Speaker 11 (01:19:23):
I think that and I don't know what until other
people are in the car with me going you have
so much room, but I think I have something that's
like a depth perception is on a lot of I
can't see like high enough to really stage where the
car is.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
That I get nervous. I never have any clue how
close I am to a car.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
And also you don't have backup cameras right, right, So
that's the old school, right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
And driving one female there's compounding issues.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
But there's a lot of people that don't know bifocal
in certain states, in certain places that they call it
lane splitting with motorcycles right where it's legal for motorcycles
to drive between the like in between the there's a
car in the left lane and the right lane, motorcycle
can split and just drive right between them if you're
going under a certain which a lot of the motorcycles

(01:20:08):
don't pay attention out us. It's like, what's the point
of having a motorcycle if you can't do that totally?
Like I used to my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
We used to drive, you know, right on his motorcycle
all the time, and it was like, I'm not gonna
We're not gonna wait, that's the whole point of doing this,
hog yeah, right as hog man.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Yeah, but it's not supposed to be where everybody's going
seventy miles an hour and you're still splitting between the
cars because you're.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Going eighty under forty through the law. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Yeah, but there's a there's certain states that California's a
state where you can lane split. Yeah, other states as well.
All right, eight seven seven forty four. What if you
want to call in, what's something you saw or heard
that you weren't supposed to? You can start sharing your
stories and then we'll get to your calls here after
the break. Let's so she's not holding through the brake,
just real quock. So we get an idea of what

(01:20:54):
we're talking about here, let's go to Angela.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Ye, Angela, good morning.

Speaker 15 (01:21:00):
Hello, Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
So, what's something that you saw or heard that you
weren't supposed to?

Speaker 15 (01:21:06):
So I had a couple of friends that had just
gotten married and the woman was expecting and I walked
into the room as she was talking to her best friend,
and I heard her say, I don't even know if
this is his baby.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Oh yeah, you were not supposed to hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
What did you mean?

Speaker 15 (01:21:30):
Now, I was not supposed to hear that, and my
husband at the time was best friends with him, and
I couldn't keep it a secret.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Why should you? How that go over?

Speaker 15 (01:21:45):
Well they ended up divorced.

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Okay, Well I was gonna ask you if you knew
how it turned out. But apparently he wasn't the father.

Speaker 15 (01:21:54):
You know, I don't. He never got to be na test.
But if you have to ask, at least he knows
that there is a possibility.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Yeah, you should have gone on.

Speaker 15 (01:22:05):
He treats that child just like he is. I mean,
that's his child. But at least you know if something
were to happen and she needs a kidney or something,
you know, and all of a sudden he's not a match.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Yeah, there's your answer.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
That's a weird way to find out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
You good, Angela, Thank you for the call, appreciate you. Yeah,
what's something that you saw or heard that you weren't
supposed to And you can text over to two two
nine eighty seven. Call in eight seven seven forty four
wood The Woody Show, and the question is what's something
that you saw or something that you heard that you weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Supposed to oo schedule.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
I think the best example that I have, and I've
heard a number of things. Somehow I seem to be
in the right place at the right time. If you'd
like to hear please think yeah, I'm saying it's it's
it's mostly stuff around the office, I think because I'm
always in meetings with you know, the different lucky MUCKs,
and I think people sometimes forget like I'm not one

(01:23:11):
of them, you know, and I'm just sitting there quietly
like on my phone. They start talking, Oh hey, sorry,
what right, or I'll hear something like, oh, you're gonna
tell you those But this was, oh my god, years ago,
years and years and years ago, I was doing a
contract negotiation and the company was doing this whole thing
where even though I had really great ratings and I

(01:23:31):
was criminally underpaid at this point and I wasn't asking
for anything crazy, like, I was actually being very very fair,
and I think I was fighting for sixty thousand dollars.
Now this is this is years and years ago, right,
even at that time, like that was that was a
very fair number. So not like I'm like millions of dollars,

(01:23:55):
so they're giving me this whole thing about oh you
know they always have a SOB store.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Oh yeah, how tough times.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Well, because there was like a back and forth through email,
they accidentally sent me a copy of and I wasn't
doing mornings. I was doing the afternoon show, but they
sent me a copy because they were doing a negotiation
with the morning guy in one of the other stations,
and I saw everything in his contract. I saw how
much they were paying him. He had a two hundred

(01:24:22):
thousand dollars signing bonus. He was making hundreds and hundreds
and hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. And this
is like twenty some years ago, right, all these extra
you know benefits. This is in Saint Louis. So it
was like, you know, Cardinals tickets whenever you wanted, all
this vacation time, and like there was just a ton

(01:24:43):
of stuff. And so it made my negotiation a lot easier.
And the next thing, you know, and we were off
of it was like it was like a five thousand
dollars difference between what they were offering me and what
I wanted. And so that was that was juicy stuff.
So that was that was definitely something I wasn't supposed to,
and that was just kind of like it. That was
just good luck that fell into my lab. Did you

(01:25:04):
like call him out or oh yeah, I said, Oh,
I said, I'm pretty sure this wasn't meant to be
sent to me. I said, but I'm sure glad it was.
And they had to call me in. They had to
call me into a meeting with the guy whose contract
it wasn't. Go, we this is what we did, and
we're really sorry, and he's like, oh, that's cool, and
he was his name was Steve Shannon, really nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
And yeah, he's like, oh that's cool man. He goes,
you get what you need? I go, yeah I did.
He goes, all right, good for you man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Good for you guy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Yeah he was cool. He didn't care. What the hell
did he care?

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25:34):
Right, This isn't the story too, This isn't a story
that I want to share, but kind of in that realm,
I was sharing an office with the morning show guy
and I was just cleaning the office and there was
the envelope and I opened the envelope and I didn't
realize what it was, but it was his paycheck. This
was two thousand and one, for two weeks. It was
forty five thousand polars what I was making one thousand

(01:25:57):
dollars a month?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Right, oh my god, this is crazy one paycheck. How
much was that for?

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Forty five thousand for two week period? For two weeks
that's after taxes. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
Insane, It's freaking I've never seen this before.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
I found the contract some like fill in morning guy,
weekend guy at the station I was working at, left
his contract in one of the station vehicles, just like
sitting on the seat. Of course, I looked at it
and I thought he was making, you know, one hundred grand.
He was making thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty
three a year. But this is back when I was
making like eleven thousand year. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Well, Gregor always thinks that people have a billion dollars
who don't sure? Yeah, like or like, you know, you know,
oh my god, I want to go get avocados of
the store and they were a billion dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Let's say hi to Donald hy Good morning, Donald Donald,
Good morning, guys, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
So what's something that you saw her?

Speaker 16 (01:26:55):
Well back in the day when you used to have
to develop film from a camera because no one had
cell phones, no one had cameras on their phones. Yeah,
they used to do it at State or literally Balbertson's
at the time. But my friend worked there at the
overnight shift, and he would look at the pictures that
people would, you know, get developed, and he would just
sit there and looking at him. And I was in

(01:27:16):
there buying spans. All here, check this out. He showed
me a picture of my friend, my friend's girlfriend with
some other guy getting all freaky. Oh one of the pictures.

Speaker 10 (01:27:27):
I was like, oh hey, and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Yeah, I told my friend, Oh yeah I would too, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there was Yeah, there was a There was a guy
that he worked at one of those places like it,
but it was like an inside like a pharmacy. Yeah,
it was like a standalone place. It was like inside
one of the pharmacies. And they had a drawer in
the photo lab where they kept all the good they
had pictured and copies. They throw an extra copy off

(01:27:53):
every time they had a good one, they throw it
in this drawer. So like whenever they wanted the good laugh,
they would just go to the drawer and go like
like the UF oh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
New weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Wow, just anything that people brought into develop I mean, yeah,
people had it. Stories like that definitely give me a
little bit of a cold sweat, Like, what was it
out there?

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
I was gonna So one thing that I did see
at work was I saw this schedule for an event
that was sent out to the staff, and then I
saw an internal schedule, and the internal schedule had different
names on it. So that means a lot of people
are going to get fired on Friday, right, because the
event was on Saturday. And then so one of my

(01:28:34):
buddies it was not on the list. So I gave
him heads up and I said, hey, dude, that was good.
You're gonna get fired on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
That was weird.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I mean, I wasn't I wasn't supposed to hear as
one of those things that it was said in the
room while I was there, I go, I don't think
I'm supposed to be hearing this information. And then I
was like sworn to secrecy, and it was like they
were going to be doing like mass layoffs, and I
knew like five or six of the people that were
going to be laid off, and it's like you see them,
so I really kind of avoided everybody in the office house.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
Yeah, because I mean telling somebody it's you really got
to trust that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
The other This is actually very recent, as in like
sort of present, but I've been dealing with some family
business drama and I just I couldn't get any of
the information I needed. It's asking people and I'm just
kind of getting like shut down, and and nobody would
tell me why.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
And I was just really confused.

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
And I recently asked something on one of these group
emails and somebody forwarded me what I needed and I
scrolled down and down and down, and a family member
put please take Gina off of this list.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
And I was like, what is that Why you weren't
getting the information?

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Yeah, And I think it was because they knew that
I wouldn't approve of some of the dealings that were
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
But I you were a person was supposed to have
to say in these things.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
And I haven't confronted this person yet, but I think
it's I'll let you know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yeah, please do good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Yeah, what's something you saw or heard that you weren't
supposed to a couple of things on the on the
tech Going back to like the payroll stuff, said one
for someone in the payroll department left the entire company's
payroll on the copier. Oh no, I started seeing my
coworkers and bosses a little bit differently since that day.
Oh my god. Another one says once there was an

(01:30:26):
operations manager that was sexting somebody that he worked with,
and although he was married, one day he accidentally sent
it to one of the new hires that I was training,
And to say that the kid was shocked would be
an understatement.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Another one says I found gay porn on my uncle's
iPad when I was fourteen. Oh suddenly, him never having
been married, and all the different male roommates made a
lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
My roommate, Charles.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
This one says, many years ago, I overheard a bunch
of managers talking about firing me during a meeting while
I was walking by the meeting room. They had no
idea I heard it, and after hearing it, I deleted
everything that I had created there before I got canned.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
That's that's John smart. And yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
This one says I worked for the post Office and
I overheard just yesterday that someone didn't call the supervisor,
didn't call the supervisors for backing into a customer's garage
and causing significant damage.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
I guess the mail guy made you know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Like backed into some customers garage, but you're supposed to
report that obviously. Yeah, and Greg, how pissed would you be?

Speaker 10 (01:31:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Dude, I've seen videos where the mail guy runs over
the mailbox or you know, backing up or whatever, and
it just takes the whole post out and they just split.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Because who's gonna think the mail guy did it?

Speaker 17 (01:31:47):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
You ran over your mailbox or the mailman They would
never do that, Sacre. Yeah, So what's something that you
saw or heard that you weren't supposed to?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Hit us up? Call in eight seven seven forty four?
What he sent us? A text over to two two nine.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
Eights So, Woody show, we'll be right back here.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
After we get the update on the sports.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
We'll we'll get back into the conversation about what's something
that you saw or heard that you weren't supposed to
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can text George
getting a lot of text over to two two nine
eight seven Soco Sports with the Geeves.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Jeff, of course, Yeah, all right, good morning, Jeff g
what's up A good morning Woody show.

Speaker 17 (01:32:26):
The Angels got it done last night versus the Race.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
There's a fly fall on the laptop.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Pretty well, I foured his mang up near the wall
is gone, Joan.

Speaker 17 (01:32:34):
All into the Angels both pad Joe Adell's having himself
a nice season. Kokuchi also pitched six innings, only gave
up four hits Angels in a.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Raised Tonight at the Big A.

Speaker 17 (01:32:44):
Dodgers made it interesting in the ninth inning, but couldn't
get it done. Versus the Cardinals, Max Muncie and his
first game back lined out in the bottom of the
ninth inning. Dodgers lost three too, wasted a great outing
by Tyler glassnaw, he went seven innings, same two teams tonight,
as Chavez Ravine NBA. I told you yesterday about Luca
signing his new deal with the Lakers, and a lot
of people were wondering why Lebron James wasn't at the

(01:33:07):
news conference and at the team outing afterwards at the
Backstreet Boys concert at the Sphere in Vegas. Apparently Lebron
did FaceTime Lucas to congratulate him. Maybe he just didn't
want to have to commit to the Backstreet Boys concert
in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Can't blame him on that. One.

Speaker 17 (01:33:20):
NFL Chargers linebacker Denzel Perryman was in jail since Friday
night after police pulled him over for vehicle code violations
and during the search, police found five firearms in his car,
including two assault style rifles. Now the DA has decided
not to pursue Chargers and he was let out of
jail yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
And last what not lis sins. We're talking arrests. I
mentioned this yesterday.

Speaker 17 (01:33:40):
Police in College Park, Georgia arrested Delbert Carver on Saturday
after he allegedly threw a sex toy onto the court
during last Tuesday's Valkyries and Dream Game.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Here's the update.

Speaker 17 (01:33:51):
Delbert told police that it was a joke and he
really wanted it to go viral, so this was all
intentional man.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
He now faces counsel of disorderly.

Speaker 17 (01:33:59):
Conduct, public in decency and indecent exposure and criminal trespass.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
He's also going to face a one year band from
all w NBA games.

Speaker 17 (01:34:08):
Dude is out on bail and hopefully the copycast will
stop after they see all these charges.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
I'm Jeff G and that's are so cal sports?

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Thank you very much, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Now, Greg, my question is what were they throwing on
the court again, that would be a who's Who's a dildo?
Was that who's Bonnie my love door? Bon Bonnie had
the bildo?

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Got it all right?

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
Well, what's something you use saw or her that you
weren't supposed to? Uh? This text coming in through when
I says, when I was about twelve, I saw my
older brother's birth certificate, which had a different last name,
and this began to explain why we looked nothing alike, weird,
and we're always questioned about being siblings. Come to find
out he has a different father. Damn. Years later, in

(01:35:01):
a family gathering, my wife and mother had a disagreement,
and my wife decides that now was the time to
expose my mother.

Speaker 9 (01:35:08):
Oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
God, the woodish was something that you saw or you
heard that you weren't supposed to?

Speaker 11 (01:35:20):
Sammy Marino, Yeah, when I was a kid, when I
was in first grade, so I was about five or six.
I was at that age where your parents always think
you're not paying attention and don't know what they're talking, right,
So my mom was on the phone and one of
her friends had just had a miscarriage. Now my mom
was right, I didn't know what a miscarriage was, but
that wasn't going to keep me from repeating it to somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
Oh, well, she had the hot goss, you know exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:35:44):
So my my first grade teacher was like somewhat in
social circles with my parents and their friends. So she
randomly asked like, oh, how so and so which was
one of my mom's very good friends. And I said, oh,
she's good, she just had a miscarriage.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
And she was like what And I didn't know, right,
and a double dipper of a story because you weren't
supposed to hear it, and now the teacher wasn't supposed
to hear it right and all her business.

Speaker 11 (01:36:09):
My teacher said something to my mom, I think, maybe
saying like hey, she sort of like said this to me.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
So when I got home, my mom was like, you
do not repeat the things that you hear.

Speaker 9 (01:36:17):
Sounds if you heard me on the phone, you don't
say anything. I was like, oh, sorry, she had.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Miscarriage, Morgan, what do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
So I was in elementary school, digging through my parents
closet looking for my Christmas gifts ahead of time, done
as you did, as you do, And I came across
a box of vhs or like tapes of like girls
Gone Wild college age things and then like some lingerie
and I assume they belonged to my parents or maybe

(01:36:48):
just my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
I don't know, well who else.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
They belonged to?

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
Why would they hidden?

Speaker 9 (01:36:52):
But they sleep in different rooms though. Oh, I was like,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Okay, that's weird.

Speaker 9 (01:36:57):
And then yeah, I never looked for gifts after that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
On that whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Eight o five texting over when I was twelve, my
dad asked me to get a pair of socks out
of the drawer for him. I dug down to the
bottom I found some polaroids of my mom naked.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Oh that was a setup he wanted you to see.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Pretty traumatized by that, dude, yeah, says I overheard my
ex father in law having a sexual conversation with his
stepdaughter over the phone. Yeah, so investigating, and I found
out that they were having a full blown relationship and
she was sending him masturbation videos in exchange for money.

(01:37:37):
Oh yeah, that's horrific. Yeah, Steven, when I was nineteen,
Since we're keeping it sexy. I was snooping around my
sister's room to find her DVD player so I could
use it. Underneath the DVD player in her room there
was a single copy of a porno that she made

(01:37:58):
with her boyfriend A Shaw.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Yeah, and uh you know uh.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
That to this day she still doesn't know. Oh good,
let me say that way, yeah, let it die.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
I found my coworker looking for escorts on his work computer.
He's got idea eighty four. Woodie, thank you for some
of the calls. We got to take a break. We're
out of time, guys, damn time. Because yeah, if you
want a text over, you can still do that over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Showing me right back, show.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
It's August fifth, a menace Day's National couscus Day. I
know how much you love a good couscous Who does it.

Speaker 16 (01:38:47):
Bad?

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
What's up, Barley? What am I thinking of?

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
It's because not couscoust No, there's like little almost like
a little kind of like risetta, but they're at like
little pearl pasta. Those I forget what those are called.
Those are good. Yeah, I don't know what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Look it that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
No, no, no, little pearls, No, you know what I'm
talking about. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
Today's National dash Cam Day, which I've been thinking more
and more about getting Yeah, because I see all the
fraud that's going on where people are jumping in front
of your car or slamming the brakes on in front
of you, or and all these people have these cameras
they go, hey, what are you doing? You don't even
have to react because you have it all on camera,
you know, and just yeah, and it just goes up
like right behind your your rear view mirror. You don't

(01:39:34):
even see it when you're sitting in the car. It'll
just you know, be forward facing. That seems cool. Today's
National Oyster Day, No, thank you, snotty boogery nothing. It's
a National underwear Day. And today is also work like
a Dog Day. Yeah, hell yeah, I wish I worked
like my dogs does nothing. We've got the birthdays and

(01:39:56):
the porn of birthday coming up here in just a moment.
Then it's gonna tell us what's happening in the world entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
Well, since Justin Tiberlake has announced that he has lime disease,
people people have been doing a deep dive into what
lime disease even is about.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
That's what I was asking.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
Yeah, but also like the history of it, and so
it's named after Lime, Connecticut and check this out, guy,
it's pretty interesting. So they started discovering lime disease in
nineteen seventy six when a bunch of kids started getting sick.
Right right just off the coast of Lime, Connecticut is
Plum Island, where the government has a eight hundred and

(01:40:33):
forty eight acre disease controlled development and bio weapons why
center right, and the government just started dismantling that place
about a year ago. Kind of interesting, right, very.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Did you guys see the story about how they found
a bunch of like radioactive bees. There was like a
radioactive like bees nest or hive or whatever it was,
and it was like, you're like some it's like on
the grounds of like some.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Old nuclear facility.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
So three my island.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yeah, there was just a there was just a story
over the weekend on that. I'll look it up. Damn yeah,
radioactive bees.

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
But yeah, they they say it's all connected allegedly.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
That's strange that we didn't even know about it till
the seventies. When you would think like Native Americans would
have it, or anybody who's everywhere the woods.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
They're kind of saying. It was developed that this.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Rejected the deer ticks with that radioactive wasp nest found
in the US where near clear nuclear components were manufactureds
in South Carolina. The radiation of the nest was discovered
to be ten times the federal regulation limits. That's where
nuclear bombs were once constructed, according to the US Energy Department.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
ABC News has a whole big right up on radioactive waters.
That's all we needed was weapons. Rade was how to
make wasps work.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
Yeah right, Yeah, But Nixon, by the way, said no,
no to a bioweapon, so he kind of I told
people to stop doing that, all right. Always Sonny in
Philadelphia yesterday turned twenty years old.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Can't believe it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Twenty years, twenty years that far behind.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
Yeah, came out in two and five years.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
I think you might like Always Sonny, especially the earlier one.

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
No I have.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
I have watched it. I just didn't I didn't stick
with it. I liked it, but it's one that you know, Oh,
I'm gonna come back to this for sure, and then
I get off track.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Some people would say, like, what's it about. I always say,
it's like if Seinfeld were meaner.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Yes, okay, so real had and you've you've seen it
over the years too, because you've you've worked here long
enough though see best and you know the show very well.
I've seen people say that this is like the radio
version of Always Sonny, like like there was a lot
of people say, oh, yeah, way, I've heard. I've heard
a lot of comparisons. They say, oh my god, this
is like a radio version of It's Always Sonny, which

(01:42:51):
it's funny. I couldn't really speak to because I haven't
watched it enough to know there's a lot of dysfunction.
And they go, oh, well, this person's more like this character,
and this person the show is more like that character
on that show.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
It's not a sitcom, is it per se?

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Like, No, it's not a multi camera it's a comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Yeah, right, but there's no like audience Oh got no, No,
it is a sitcom.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
It's a the comedy is it's a comedy number one
And if the situation is a bunch of people working
at a bar and the adventures they get into.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Yeah, it's not a studio audience.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
Sure, I am surprised though it's been around twenty years,
only one hundred and seventy five episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
They're only making these days like eight or ten because
you've met Jeff my buddy who's the executive producer, and
they only make like eight or ten episodes a season now.
He's saying, like their production is like two months they sit.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
And this is always my comment when people go like, oh,
you guys are taking days off again, like we're here
all the time, Like we're here for like you get
X number of hours per show, five days a week
for however many weeks or months on end. And so
if you look at how many shows and how many
hours that we produce every single year compared to your
favorite TV show, it's always Sonny in Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Or some of these shows that were yeah, simply do
thirty days a year a year, huge breaks in between.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Yeah, there's a difference between radio show and TV show.
But still it's like, okay, so you're using your vacation time,
all right, a little perspective.

Speaker 6 (01:44:13):
Yeah, I don't know if you guys moving on though,
I don't know if you guys saw this. Eric Menendez
got out of the hospital. He was in there for
kidney stones, and his daughter gave an update and said
that he's on the mend and he's just gonna be
preparing for a parole hearing soon. Well, the reason I
brought it up is like his daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
I had the same.

Speaker 6 (01:44:40):
So he has two daughters. Yeah, but he yeah, he
did not conceive these children in.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
A traditional way.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
Now he's been married since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 9 (01:44:52):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
And his daughter actually has an Instagram account that is
for her mother that she runs and they post family.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Wait, so was it was it a conception through a
conjugal No.

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
No, no, these are just some kids.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Yeah, I thought it. Oh week counts.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
By the way, the.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
Instagram account has one hundred and thirty four thousand followers
to look at their family photos.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Yea, I will thank you very much, man, No problem.
And you know we don't dobb.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
We had that little fun fact to make sure we
got that in there. All right, your birthday today, we'll
started the celebrities. Have your birthday to director James Gunn
Guardians of the Galaxy of the New Superman, fifty nine
years old today. NBA Hall of Famer Patrick Ewing is
sixty three pat Smear. I thought I had a very
interesting name once I know what a pap smear was. Yeah,

(01:45:45):
this is Pat with a T smear guitars for the
Food Fighters, former member of Nirvana, who is sixty six?
You got Maureen McCormick, marsh Marsha Brady from the Brady
Bunch Guys old she is today.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Greg, how about sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
The first time you thought about Marie McCormick in sixty
nine this head and it won't be the last. British musician.
Young Blood is twenty eight. Actor Jesse Williams, doctor Jackson
Avery on Grey's Anatomy is forty four, and Disney Channel
actress Olivia Holt is twenty seven.

Speaker 9 (01:46:15):
Okay, I love her.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Nice. Your porn of.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
Birthday today is Charlotte sins and Today's birth the girl.
She's had more mouths on her than a hose from
the party keg in four hundred and seventy one Fine films,
including Charlotte has a Creamy crotch. She was in Hot
Dong Eating Contest Volume one. Nice Now, Greg. Some lesbo
flicks like Slippery Sauna, Triple scissor Mayhem also for real

(01:46:41):
lesbian anal Cavity Search Volume one Lesbian anal Lesbian Ninfimania
runs in my family genetic and as much as Greg
loves the lesbian stuff, she's been in the film, I
bet you'll love even more Greg, what she was in
anal about cleanliness?

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Were you in I auditioned for it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:03):
You didn't make that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
I said I was too fat.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
That's a Charlotte Sins who's twenty nine years old today.
I met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Tuesday morning. Look what's happening in the world
of entertainment. You're on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show. I
don't care about your feelings. Well that's it for Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
Everybody cool your full show podcast Find up by going
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(01:47:49):
Today's show, cat Con Morgan was there for a round
of Bush or Bear all right, that is on the
podcast tomorrow. Medic and I are to be out for
the rest of the week Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, So as
you guys requested, it's going to be the rest of
the team doing the show, minus myself and Menace. The

(01:48:10):
missing is I know there's some Raccoon news on the schedule,
some Menace. I'm sorry, but you're gonna miss the Raccoon news,
but some other stuff that they have planned, which I'm
not privy to it because we're not part of it.
But tomorrow back with an all news show, And like
we asked you to do, if this is what you
guys wanted, you have to make us a promise that
you're going to tune in and listen and give us

(01:48:31):
like an extra five minutes of what you would normally
listen to minimum fifteen minutes of listening Tomorrow, Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
That's that's what we asked, and that'll keep the management
off of our backs to the next time there's a
situation like this, we don't have to go through the
same nonsense that we did this time. But in the meantime,
anything you got between now and Wednesday morning, you leave
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the Woodie Show, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom Please. Yeah,

(01:48:59):
normal is just a setting on a dryer.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
Wow. Yeah, it's pretty deep, Greg, it's the deep end.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
I had a Greg thought doing speaking of doing laundry,
I actually had a Greg moment really doing laundry because
I have this washer and dryer, which you can use
an app to anyway. All I wanted to do because
for whatever reason, there was still some water in the
washer that hadn't drained as so like the stuff that
was in there was soaking wet, like I hadn't been

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through a spin cycle. All I wanted to do was
have its spin and drain so I can put it
in the dryer. I'm going through all the stuff on
the actual washer just to get to spin and that's it,
just spin only. Couldn't do it. Now I'm online, I'm
searching for it. Says, oh no, no, you have to
go into the app and on the on the washer's app,

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you have to set it so that then you could
see that option on the on the option screen on
the washer itself.

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
I'm thinking, like, oh my god, why not just have
a button on the machine exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
I would take a sledge. I had to go online
to search for how to put the set.

Speaker 3 (01:50:08):
It was the dumbest thing. That is so stupid. I
thought of you, though, Greg, I appreciate that. Yeah, making
a button. Thank you very much, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch back here on Wednesday. Have yourself
a great day. S M D double M. I quit
this bitch,