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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's doomed to the rethic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question, is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show? Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Well,

(00:44):
good morning, everybody, Welcome to your Wednesday morning. It is
the Woody Show. Although you're not hearing Woody, you're not
hearing Menace because both of them are at the Radio
Convention Morning Show Bootcamp, which I'm glad to not be
part of. It doesn't sound that exciting to me. If
I was twenty five, I would love it.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Your bright eyed be you right there and BC.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Put at my rifle. Lazy age, don't care to go.
It's Greg Gory, it's Gina Hi and Sammy and see
and we got bored in here helping us whole things down. Gina,
what were you saying about your.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Nails, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And you said they look weird? They look no different.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Really, you kind of can't tell them this light, but
if you go outside, their bright orange on the inside
and like a chipped red on the outside. And I
don't know who's gonna feel me on this or who's
gonna just think I'm sucker, which I am, but I
can't speak up. I can't do it at haircuts. I
can't do it at nail appointments. I just got my
nails done. They're too long. I didn't say anything. I said,
can I have like a candy apple red, you know,

(01:46):
for the end of the Oh yes, a little candy
a ol wred. And she does her thing and she
puts on an electric neon orange like offensive ugly. Oh yes,
you like it? Yeah, thank you, And anyone else would
have been like, oh oh, I actually I was hoping
to do a little more red. But not me. I

(02:07):
just watch it the whole time. My stomach drops. I'm
paying a lot of money for these. I immediately get in
my car, go to the drug store, get the red
I want, hastily peet them over. They look like dog
ish And this is what you get for not speaking up.
Oh no, yeah, I can't do it it haircuts. I
can't do it. While I'm seeing them do the bad cut,
I can't stop them. I don't know what I'm afraid

(02:28):
of get. I get it with haircuts because once they
start that, yeah, yeah, it needs to be done.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
But with nails, it's like you said, you just start,
you just kind of wipe it off.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
The start over.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
See bass, there is no way it could be easier,
and I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
And here's the thing is, think of it this way too,
because I've been the same as you for a long time.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
But I have talked to people about this, and the.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Person doing your nails wants you to come back, so
they want you to be happy with how they're doing
your nails, So they want you to speak up so
they can do it the way you want so that
you're happy and continue to come back.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Totally. But I always go to the same woman, and
I think it's her attitude. She displays way more confidence
than me. She's an alpha. I'm clearly not. And I go,
do you have like I want to? Can ye? Like
you know exactly, and then does the wrong color, so
it's like an f you to me and I can't.
Like she's too scary and too Russian. I can't do
anything about it. So, like Greg, I feel like you

(03:19):
might be the kind of person that would be in
my boat.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm totally in your boat when it comes to haircuts.
I have had my haircut outside the home twice in
the last eleven years, and both times because Mario cuts
my hair. The last two times I went. I looked
in the mirror when they were done, and in my head,
I'm thinking, are you fing kidding me? Did you close
your eyes while doing this? Like they like, I want

(03:44):
it short and tapered in the back. They left like
a shelf. They had a line. One time, they didn't
even rinse it first. They just grab clippers started going.
It looked like a blind disabled person did it right.
I love you guys, You're like the nicest people in
the world. But and then I just say, oh, thank you,
and then here's your tip and here's the money. And

(04:07):
then I go home and say Mario, I need you
to fix this same and he'll do it, or I'll
just wear a hat for two weeks exactly. And then
the other time is big ticket items, getting stuff redone
at the house, Yeah, the bedroom floors. Redone put wood
floors in. Thank God Mario's not a wimpy mouse like
I am, because we walked in the day they laid
the floors. They were half done with them, and I

(04:28):
walked in and I thought, God, these are really squeaky.
They didn't use enough of the glue that were supposed
to put down first. Mario got home took one step
and said nope, called them up and said, I need
you to rip these out and start over.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I could never.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Then the next day we came home, the whole room
had been finished. They were still there. I walked across
the room and envisioned where the bed was going to go,
and where did it squeak this time right as you're
walking to one side of the bed and right on
the other side of the bed. And I said to him,
I said, we can It's not that big of a deal, right,
How often do we walk to bed back and forth

(05:02):
and hear the squeaks? And he said, no, it will
drive me crazy. Had them rip them out again. Oh
and and I could never do good. Yeah, and I've
had stuff done in my backyard with mega jobs like
redoing retaining walls. Hated the way they did it. And
I said, all right, let me just write you a check.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
So, because I just want them to live, exactly how
much will it take for me to get you off
my property?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Just leave?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Even though everything is wrong, and I'm spending my life
savings on this project, and.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I feel like you and I are on one side
of this spence. Well, Sammy and stebass are like, uh,
you guys are absolute pusses.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
No.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
I was like you guys for a long time until
it started where I had something done at my house.
It was just like a task rabbit or something who
came over to mount something on the wall and they
centered it to something different than where I wanted it
centered too, if that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
And so it looked really weird and I'm sitting there.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Watching them do it the whole time, and I didn't
say anything the whole time, and I hated it, and
they left, and then I was sending pictures to like
everyone I knew, right, being.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Like this looks weird, right, Should I call her back?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
And I talked to one of my friends who did
sort of task grab it type stuff like that for people,
and they were like, say something in the moment they
want you to be happy call her back, but also
like say it while they're doing it. So I felt
really bad and I did call Yeah, I know, no
it wasn't. I mean, you know you have to do whatever,
spackle yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
But she came back and fixed it.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
But I felt so bad because it's always like, why
didn't you just say something?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Did you pay her again.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
No, I don't think they're fixing the original right exactly.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
You don't pay them again for that.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I probably would be more like, quite frankly, like a
Gina with home stuff because it's it's such a big thing.
But I had this conversation with a woman who's she's
got like an old like her grandmother's house, who's that
she inherited, and she's getting it read, you know, remodeled
completely and she and she said, everything's a problem, which
it always is in these sort of things. And I
thought to her, when I know this has been proposed
but no one's ever figured it out, is how do

(06:53):
we have assists? Like, how could someone create a system
where it's checks and balances, because with stuff like this,
it's a contractor here, a task grab it guy there,
a florid person here. There's no like, you know, for
back lack of a better word, a Walmart, where you
where there's a standard product, standard proceed right, you get
a good customer service where you're getting people to come

(07:16):
back and checks along the way. And I know, I
guess people have tried to have, you know, all in
one sort of service, but it just it doesn't take
Now this guy. I said, the work's too spread out.
There's too many individual variables. Every house is different, there's
nothing objective about it.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Right, So we just need to grow up hair and
you know, join the adults.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I've done that with mobile car washes, where I thought, oh,
I'll give that a try. What he recommended that? And
then I go out and I think, God, I could
have done a better job. Half asleep.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh it looks great.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
How much do I owe you? Please just go? Yeah,
it's a hate confrontation.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
All right, we have to get better than that.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
All right. I forgot to tell you what's coming up today,
so we'll do that later. Let's take a break the
Woody Show into a brand new, shiny hour of the
Woody Show. Woody and Menace will be back on Monday.
In the meantime, you can still text us two two
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forty four. Woody. It's Greg Gory, Gina Seas. We got

(08:11):
Bort here. I got to start this brand new hour
with a debt of gratitude to Bort. You are my
computer savior. You talked me off a ledge, you brought
me back into sanity. Yeah, pretty dark in here for
the last fifteen minutes. I think I invented swear words. Yeah,
my computer is so stupid it makes no sense. I'm
getting what I call the spinny Yeah, it's just a

(08:32):
spinny circle. Can't print, can't do anything, can't navigate, And
Bort says, are you on VPN? I say, what's that? Yeah,
I mean I've heard of it. I don't know how
to get on it. Bort gets me on VPN. This
hardwire thing is pointless. I want to throw my computer
out the window, But in order to throw my computer
out the window, I would first have to break the window,
so I would have to use a stool or something
like that. Yeah, could I physically break that window? I

(08:53):
don't know. We were about to find out.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
I think it could.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I've never in the year that i've been here almost
I've never seeing you that angry.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
This computer is such a piece of trash.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
You were like shaking, you were mud, you were goddamn
and everything in the room. That was kind of scary.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, I was. I would kill right now to have
your kid's problem, because you're telling me, Oh, my kid
is bored with summer. Oh, how do you get bored
with summer?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
That great question. I always think of you saying like
your dream is to be on house arrest, which I
share that dream.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
With you in this pure rest no fly list.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Oh my god. And apparently it's not just my kid,
because there's a survey that says most kids in the
summer get bored by eleven forty one am. And then
some of these idiots are bitching by ten am. So parents,
are you know, just being like here, just watch something,
get out of my face because I'm trying to work.

(09:48):
Or they go for a walk, they go to museums,
which I don't think I've ever taken the kids a museum.
They play games like hide and Seek over and over
and over and over and over again, and do anything
they can to entertain these kids, which I was told
boredom is a gift and you're supposed to make your
own creativity, but I guess we don't do that anymore. No, Okay,
what kid is all? Kids?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
What kids?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
If you had nothing planned that day, wouldn't you bound
out of bed exactly like.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Your little kids get up very early, so.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Early they just lurk in the doorway until you wake up.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Not yeah, yeah, I just like, well, no, these kids
don't sleep, they have nothing to do, and they're bored
by And he said the same thing. You know, we
send them to camp every other week, and I can't
wait to be off and do nothing next week. And
also by eleven be off archery. Yeah, he te When
he gets home, he takes his briefcase down, my slippers. Yeah.

(10:50):
And then by eleven forty, oh can you play with me?

Speaker 9 (10:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh can I have this?

Speaker 7 (10:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
So yeah, this is to be a modern phenomenon because
when I was a kid, parents did not give one
thought to quote entertaining us. No, they went off to
do their normal jobs. We were off to do whatever
we did exactly. Living in a high kid density neighborhood,
that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
And that's the thing. He's kind of he's pretty isolated,
and that's tough. And he's not a I'm just going
to go I was going to say I was just
going to go play with myself, but I was just
you know, he's not like an independent kid. He's like,
what are you doing? Can I do it? You know?
And that's adorable and lovely, but he's not going to go,
you know, find his own entertainment for.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Me when I was a kid, summer just couldn't last
long enough. Well you still say that, Well, I mean
because I'm normal.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Ultimately, are there any railroad tracks or as Menus would say,
railroad tracks near where he lives because we had all
sorts of adventures and we were kids on the railroad tracks.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Really that's very stand by me.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Well yeah, well exactly, not even not just pennies, but
like there's always things to do, like you would of
course the classic porn in the woods.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
You know, saying did you stash it or did you
find it?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Find it? Yeah, we never had porn. Mine wasn't in
the woods. It was by the creek, ran under the
railroad tracks in the woods combinationthing. There's something about creeks
and creeps they go together. We found porn in a tree.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
In a tree, yeah, okay, yeah, we figured it was
you know, it's either homeless or or teenagers. The only
porn that we had was it was sort of it
was kind of sort of sad slash suite looking back
on it, so one of us. So we were in
a blessed to be in a densely kid populated, so
we had kids everywhere. Al was going to somebody's house
and playing and whatever. But one of our kids, there

(12:39):
were two boys. One the younger boy was mildly on
the spectrum, but we still hung out with us, we
played and all that stuff. But they were divorced, and
his dad and at his mom's houses where we were
gave the mildly on the spectrum kid playboys. Oh damn,
I think to like make sure he.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Up like a man. Oh yeah, sounds kind of weird
and sad at this point because a mom found him
and she was not happy with the dad.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
But that's the only kid we knew who had any
kind of porn. The rest of the porn was in
the woods.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, to be found was different than boy, that's for damn.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
The woods porn was more gross in the Penthouse. Oh yeah,
super graphic. That's sort of the Larry.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Flint and oh yeah, I never thought this would happen
to me, The Penthouse Forum.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
And that sort of stuff. I kind of blame Creek porn,
Woods porn for my future, like being a devian really really.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah yeah, but then you made up for it by
making up fake college essays about porn. True, And maybe
we could tell that story again.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
And something it would make me really happy, deviant, meaning
like that's where you got started with playing with matches
and fire and kind of or just not because when
you're I'm trying to remember how old I was when
we found Creek Tree porn. I was probably like maybe
ten or eleven, that's about Yeah, that's about right, let's say,
and this is at the age where you don't know

(14:04):
what that is and you didn't know that the human
body produces those fluids. You know what I'm saying so much? Yeah, solus,
all that porn was already damped to begin with, right,
probably getting.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Line, So ten and eleven is where all this stuff
starts to happen because that's where we are.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
That's where you can really kind of go explore, like
you can go for miles on your bike as opposed
to just a couple of blocks right right.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Because you're not sitting playing Tetris, you're building tree forts,
you're playing football in the field, right finding like we
were doing stuff.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
We would always find your find and aka steal you know,
lumber from places and go to build treehouses and.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Or try to build a go kart.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Okay, well I'll meet you halfway because and I have
maybe Sea Bass is the closest to understanding this, but
then I don't think so he's out there mining obsidian
and crafting things on his crafting table in Minecraft.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, yeah, that's that's very popular for kids, that is,
especially boys.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
But yeah, as far as like the days of like
pushing him out the door and locking it and saying
come back on the street lights are on that that
that ain't happening.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
I mean, we had Super Nintendo, so we would play
it until we burned out a TV.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
That's that's more his speak.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
Twenty hours a day.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
So nobody's getting bored these days in this room.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Okay, that's the goal. Got it to be bored.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, I want to know if well, I'm going to
write down my guest for Greg, but I think everybody
else is going to shock me. Did you guys hear
about this couple in Idaho that charged guests to attend
their wedding but they didn't want to make money off
of it. That wasn't the goal. It was just it
was just to show that, like, you don't have to

(15:45):
go into debt to get married, and you could choose
your package, you could do a fifty seven dollars ticket
which is the wedding of the reception, or the nine
hundred and ninety seven dollars ticket that's the VIP package
where you can get all the events that weekend and.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Like a special table up front.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, but also something that like gives me like a
like throw up in my throat to say, you can
also attend their post wedding biohacking brunch.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
What you said, Idaho, Yes, I would think like San Francisco,
Beia exactly.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
And it's a redundant thing. You don't have to go
in debt to have a wedding if you have everybody
else paid for it right exactly.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Or just go to city hall.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah, everyone else can go in today.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
So I think that you're going to find this more obnoxious,
though some people are going to find it sweet. So
they sold one hundred of the basic packet, thirty of
the VIP packet. They raised a ton of money at
their silent auction and through donations, it covered all their expenses.
So everything they had extra, which was one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars to they donated to build schools in Kenya.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
So this is one of those couples. H yeah, that's
because we've heard of people charging, which four.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Straight up obnoxious. But these guys are trying to be
do gooders on top of it, which it's like, oh
that's nice, but also like why am I paying for this?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
So they're not profiting from it?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
No, but they're going to go.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah, And the reason we know about this is because
they did interviews for the local TV news. These are
the look at me, cup all, Look look.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
What I can do.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Would you pay to go to the wedding if you
were friends with them? Not like best friends or maybe,
but would you pay to go to their wedding.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
If I knew they were megapoor? If not? In this
case not look at me couple? No no, But they're like,
oh you you pour pieces of crap?

Speaker 10 (17:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, but say this is like Sea Bass. Let's say
he also wants you to be a best man, and
maybe that'll offer you some kind of discount.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
He better be really cool.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, he's like one of your best If he's your best.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Friend, wouldn't you have a conversation with him? Like dude,
this is so tacky.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
But it's so difficult when somebody is getting married to
like change their mind on something they're set on.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, especially if the old ball and chain wanted to
you know what I mean, there's nothing he can do
about it.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Not to undercut your question, but I wouldn't be friends
with these type of people. Butthetically.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, but that's why I'm saying, like he's total Stockholm syndrome,
totally whipped in love like he's never been before. It's
like sea best, just please get on board with this.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
It might be the last time we hang out. Yeah,
I mean, there better be some hot bridesmaids, right, bro.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Better be hot bridesmaids. Open bar? See I draw draw
the line.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Wait, wait, you think that the couple that makes you,
that's gonna nickel and dime you, is going to have
an open bar.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
That's where I draw the line. I went to a
wedding that had a cash bar, and I was apoplectic.
I thought, I'm like, wait, new, I'm a wedding guest. Yeah, no,
I'll be five bucks for Heineken. Even that alone, I.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Think is wait even Okay? What about if it's just
beer and wine and it's not a cash bar, it's
paid that's fine, okay, But they made you pay for
a heinech.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh, yeah, it was a cash bar. So tickets, no,
not buying them.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Even if it's like one of your best friends.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm siding with Sea Bats. That wouldn't be a friend
of mine.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Amazing, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
I would do it if it was one of my friends.
I would, And I wouldn't necessarily want to, and.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
You'd have to kick in for the VIP package.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, I would, and I would feel pressured to do it,
and I would be like, I do need to go
to all of the events for the weekend, so I
guess here you go.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
I would.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
But I would the class here zone. Does some couples
do like a a let's say a down payment fund. Yes,
I would take that because that's more, that's practical.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
That's like the gift, right like.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
That, like if you're wanting to give a gift, like,
might I interest you in a dumb payment? So, I
mean I appreciate that more than like my eighth toaster
for sure.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
If you're especially if you're there an older couple, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Exactly, Like we don't need the new dishes and the
new blankets, we need a house.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
And the money part the honey fund they help us
out with this, Make that your gift. That's quote normal, Yes,
that's charging tickets to a wedding, omal especially.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Especially if you're okay and they want to raise and
reading here, I want to raise to one hundred thousand dollars.
So you're not scramping for this, You're you're you want
to I want a fancy wedding.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Oh yeah, you're over. You're charging, and then you're donating
it to whoever you're donating it to because you're a hero.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, it's not our pure need. Yeah, it's a business venture,
all right.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
So Sammy and I will go and we'll talk all
the ish to everybody else about it.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
So much complaining the whole time.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, will you guys stay home and drink your free
cocktail before done.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Which is the life goal, right, Yeah, welcome back to
the show. Pody and Menas are not here today, so lonely,
so quiet.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
I know, really spread out.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Less crumbs flying everywhere. Gina grad has a look at
our trending news headlines. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well, the House Overside Committee is putting some major pressure
on the Justice Department over the whole Jeffrey Epstein situation
Chairman James Comer just sent out subpoenas for all files
linked to Epstein and Glaine Maxwell, and the DJ has
until August nineteenth to hand him over. They're also bringing
in some pretty big names to testify. We're talking Bill
and Hailary Clinton and former attorneys General James Comy, Merrick Garland,

(21:09):
and William Barr. That starts in mid August and now
I'll go through October. Lawmakers say they're trying to figure
out how Epstein got away with it for so long,
and if the DJ helped cover it up, and if
the DJ doesn't play ball, they're looking at talking about
holding Attorney General Pam Bondi in contempt, So how how

(21:31):
did they do it?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Ro I just don't feel like this is going to
get anywhere.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I think they're searching for something that doesn't we don't
have the answer to.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
And what new information is out there? Right?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
And if they're and if you're committed to blocking this information,
then that that's that. I mean, good luck getting people
to coroborate.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
And whatever you know? Now, why didn't you tell us before?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
So something's weird about it?

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Well, Howard Stern's time at SiriusXM might be winding down.
His five hundred million dollar contract ends later this year,
and at seventy one years old, he's thinking about either
doing a short deal or just straight up retiring. There
also might be some tension over there considering how Serious
is shifting their attention to other stars like Andy Cohen,
while Stern's show isn't pulling in the numbers and the

(22:13):
listeners it used to and where he was once the
main reason everybody subscribed over there. Now the company is
kind of planning for life after Stern. They're putting money
into people like James Corden, which.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Stoked about throw cash's worth.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
It go to O'Brien or MENACE's favorite Alex Cooper of
isn't she the Daddy Gang?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like how do they figure?

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Because like, they pay, they pay whatever Alice is Salas
Cooper for early access to her podcasts, right, but it's
still available on their platforms.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Two, So how thirsty for this content?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are you? Right?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It's coming? They're like, yeah, they're paying for stuff that's
already out there, which seems smart. But if people are
paying for it, like just you know, if they are
bleed the dummies. But yeah, people used to get serious
XM just for Howard. Yeah, I have it. I forget
that he's exists. Yeah, I haven't listened in years.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
You don't tune in? No, Well, I'm wondering, kind of
like Sea Bass, Like, are people as excited about the
idea of James Corden talking for four hours as they
were for the heyday of Howard Stone?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Plus, you don't the techno. We've leaped the technology. You
don't need satellite radio. Like my I mean my cyber
truck has obviously Wi Fi I mean obvious all signal essentially,
but every car has that right at this point now.
So it's I don't know, why do we need satellite radio?

Speaker 4 (23:30):
That's a wonderful question. Well, Ozzy Osborne's cause of death
is now out there the rock legend. He died of
a heart attack technically an out of hospital cardiac arrest, yeah,
and a full blown heart attack to be more specific.
His death certificate also pointed to heart disease and Parkinson's
as contributing factors, and as we've all heard by now,

(23:51):
he was seventy six. He died on July twenty second,
just weeks after that big, super emotional final show in Birmingham,
and I think, think what everybody's still wondering, at least
I am kind of now that menace put it in
my mind. Did he know that this was the end?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I don't. I don't see how he couldn't have. I
don't think he'd pinpointed the date like oh, I'm going
to be gone within a week, or because they announced
this show a year prior, right, right, So I would say, no,
he didn't know. Probably he wasn't in great health for
I don't know the past twenty five years, something like that,
rounding it off.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
But nobody's nobody's buying the the make this your choice,
you know when you tap out rightide pod Switzerland or whatever.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
He had something to live for that show.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
True.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
Once that show was over, his touring career was over.
I don't know if you saw the report, but he
got off all pain meds to do that show. And
that's how dedicated he was to putting on the best
show possible Once that was over.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
What do go?

Speaker 9 (24:46):
That was Ozzy Osbourne?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, so that's what I'm That's kind of that's my question.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
Kind of like dying of heartbreak, right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I get that. Oh and speaking of dying of heartbreak.
Oh bort, what a seg So you know what we
talked about. That sixty nine year old Tennessee inmate, Byron Black.
He's the one whose lawyer said he shouldn't be executed
because he has a heart. To fibilator would be it.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Would try to shock him back to life.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
Right.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Well, apparently he did cry out in a bit of
pain during his execution at no use to deactivate the
The device is meant to prevent heart failure, like you said,
and seemed to deliver painful electric shocks to his body
as the lethal injection took effect. Witnesses say he gasped,
he shouted, saying it hurt. His lawyers had warned this

(25:32):
might happen. They fought to have the defibrillator turned off,
which technically you can do, but the courts, including the
Supreme Court, by the way, gave that a nod dog.
Now they're calling for an autopsy to confirm if the
device activated during the execution. I think it did, yeah, or.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
He was just being a traumatic bitch. They know I
have this defibrillator, I might as well scream and make
an issue.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yeah, one hand, you always think what would I do?
Like I just you know, shut my eyes and be quiet.
But you could really freak people out. If that's true,
why not go out at the bank? And I always
contend there's other ways to execute. Syringe full of windex
will do the trick.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
That's a good easy you know, some are bringing back
the firing squad, Right, you get a cigarette like men.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Like Greg's saying, it's a stupid thing everyone, You just
odion morphine like that. It's super fun. It's painful, you
just pass out.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Or if you really want to save money, nothing, a
syringe full of air that'll do the trick. Plot.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, Greg, they really should have consulted you. This is
a good point.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Or alligators, Hello, easy, there's plenty of ways.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
And that is totally organic, right, they love that they're hungry.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Well, what was that zoo that wanted pets to Yeah,
do that exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
And this guy, the US Coast Guard says that deadly
Titan sub implosion remember back in the June of twenty
twenty three, that could have been prevented.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh really not going Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Their final report blasts ocean Gate CEO for ignoring safety
warnings and lying about how safe the sub actually was.
It also says the company had a bad work culture
and didn't properly design, check, or even maintain the damn thing.
Not surprisingly, the reports call for better rules and oversight
for private deep sea missions to stop this kind of
thing from happening. Again. Didn't he get like the generic

(27:24):
video game controller? Yes, yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
The controller wasn't what killed them. It's the it's I.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Think it's I think it's a canary in the coal mine.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's the tube that couldn't stand the pressure.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Well, yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Also the whole thing was like patchwork together with different
materials that would expand at different rights.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
So that's where all the issues.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
Kind of the military uses game controllers to flight runs us.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Thank you, Oh well that you got to use what
the kids are growing up with, because they're the ones
that do it. My question is, because I kind of
I after this happened, I kind of like, let go
of it. I haven't done a deep dive, so to speak.
Did we decide that this was like an on in
packed like this happened to like a fraction of a second.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, there's no other way it could have. Okay, but
now I'm looking here. It says that they got to
the Titanic in this thing thirteen times and that was
after out of ninety attempts. So that's not great. And
of course the last one not so hot.

Speaker 11 (28:14):
Right.

Speaker 12 (28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
That was the problem was that it had been being
used and so all the pieces were expanding at different rates.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
It was because it was working that it wasn't working.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh oh my god. Well, Duncan and Khalua have gotten
together to launch a new Caramel Swirl cream liqueur that
combines Kalua you know, the coffee rum flavor, with Duncan's
fan favorite caramel Swirl. It's sixteen percent alcohol by volume. Yeah,
and oh you're gonna love this has dessert like notes

(28:43):
of toffee, vanilla and chocolate. It's about twenty five ninety nine.
It's available at Selex stores like Total Wine all those places.
By the way, this is Duncan's first cream liqueur and
it's already topped a Top Liquor Award for twenty twenty
five at leastretty good. Well that's the thing. It sounds
overpoweringly sweet.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Well this is a menace drink.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, but yeah, it's what you don't need. Duncan involved,
like khal could have just gotten totally signature caramel special.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Because there's something I love Duncan. Don't get me wrong,
but I'm not looking for booze from Duncan.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Thank you. And I also am anti booze desserts, like
if I'm trying to get drunk, I also don't need
to like ish my pants.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
But it's just a sipper. Just pour it over ice,
it's six, it's almost it is just dessert.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, but like if I guess if I'm going to drink,
I like to drink with a purpose. I don't want
to be like and if you want to make that
milkshake boozy, like I don't. And finally, possibly the dumbest
thing ever reported, McDonald's has come out to say that
their purple mascot, Grimace, is actually a giant taste bud.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
What that sounds like? Revision is history? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, Well a lot of people thought he was a
milkshake and some people thought he was just a purple
monster or but apparently they were wrong. Back in twenty
twenty one, a McDonald's manager said Grimace stands for how
good their food tastes. Okay, but even before that, in
twenty twelve, a tweet said Grimace was a milkshaken disguise. Also, okay,
and here's another fun fact for you. Grimas actually started
out as a scary, fore armed villain and now he's

(30:18):
of course a lovable two armed taste bud, So he's
not a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
In the comic books, they call this reht conning where
you you go back and revise things to make it
the way you want it to be.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
But like, like Gina just said, this guy, he's like the nnoid.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
He was still annoyed, but they already had the villain.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
With the hamburger, the hamburglar, rabble rabble.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, he's gotta have buddies.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah right, you can't do it alone.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
You gotta have a squad.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
You gotta have a second story, man. And that's what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Thank you, Gina. Yep, got more Woody Show coming up next.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
Yeah, this is a Woody Shows, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
We are without wood today, we are without Menace today.
But it is the Woody Show. They're gonna be back
on Monday. It's Greg Gory, it's Gina, it's Sammy, it's
Ebasport holding down the fort.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Hey, So I was going to tell you guys, some
big news on my end. We are very close to
putting down an offer on this house. I've never done
anything like this before in my life. It's it's cute.
I think it's the right one, but there is one drawback.
It's like, kind of it's about an over a half
hour away from here, and right now I live seven

(31:31):
minutes from here. Yeah, to me, that does that is
kind of scary, and it seems like super far out
of town, and like Greg says, like, I'll need to,
you know, get my helicopter.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
A figure out exactly the halfway point so you can
get a hotel.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Right, And for me, it seems really far away and
almost too long of a commute. Greg, I know you're
kind of on my side.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
I think half hour might be a a little too long.
If it's at the hours work, you won't have too
much traffic on the way in, of course, on the
way home you will. I think half hour is kind
of what I would consider a normal amount of time. Okay,
forty minutes or last that's the dividing. The other thing too,
with our hours is every second of extra commute is

(32:15):
not sleep, right, you know, because we don't we don't
start at eight or nine, right, literally the moment Greg
Greg talks about this, the moment you wake up, you're out,
that you're getting out the start. That's yeah, coffee, God,
there's no lawlagagging.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
It's going to meditate for a little bit, right, Yeah,
And Sammy, I know you are down with a commute
and board, you're down.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I am, which currently I have the shortest commute of
my life. I could literally walk to work if we
didn't come in so early. But I commuted I think
about thirty five miles for twelve years, jeesz. And but
because we are not commuter hours, it didn't never felt
like it took me that long to get there.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
A half hour was not bad. I felt like I
got there very fast and half hour.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Because if it would be commuter hours, it would have
taken me a few hours, yeah, exactly to get there.
So it never felt bad to me. And even the
drive home would be maybe forty five minutes. But I
think anything under an hour.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Okay, So you're bout to get to an hour?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
What about you?

Speaker 9 (33:09):
You live where you want to live, especially with the
hours that we have. You know, I live about fifty
miles away. Oh so at forty eight minutes in the morning,
maybe an hour an hour and a half to get
home later in the day. But you know what, it
is worth the drive because I get everything done in
the car. Do phone calls, Do I listen to podcasts,
catch up on things, you know, meditate on the way in,
just try not to listen to anything. But I closure

(33:31):
love getting home and being so far away from work.
It's a complete disattachment from everything that we have to
do in a daily Every second of our life is
encompassed by this show. So if I can get away
from that, it's great. It's totally worth it.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
True, And Gina, here's my other question for you is
do you enjoy driving and do you enjoy alone time?
Because I have always found the commute alone time and
listen to music and do whatever I want, So would
that be something that you would enjoy?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah. Present company excluded Greg because we just basically had
to do a road trip together recently. There is nothing
that sends a shock of depression through my body like
having to carpool. So I love alone.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
We did have a great time, but that was an exception.
In general, I'm not your carpool friend, so yeah, I
love driving alone.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Love it also is the place that worth it because
you can live close to work and be in the
dumpiest place possible that you can.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
That's exactly what I'm doing right now.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Like, oh, but I'm seven minutes away, so the dumpest closer.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
I mean, if it's that nice, it's worth it doesn't
matter how far it is.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
It's nice just because, like you said, it's a change
and it's not here farther away. So I guess that's
the question.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Well, I think the benefit for Sammy is a short commute,
but I agree with Bord that it's going to feel
like you're always righting your work and you never really
branch out.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah, all right, Well, I would love to know if
a half hour seems too long to everybody else, if
you want to text in it.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I think that sounds about.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yes or no. Two two nine eight seven. Otherwise, I
think we're gonna put down an office. So I'll keep
you posting.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Please do, please do. All right, We'll keep keep an
eye on that developing story with Gina and his commute
in her anti carpooling. He also Gina, you I've never
heard you so incredulous about something you were talking about
with Sammy. So we're going to get to that next.
You made it then, just in time. The Woody Show
is back. We are back, although we don't have Woody,

(35:24):
we don't have Menace today. They're going to be back
on Monday, heading off to their morning show boot camp. Lucky,
it's Greg Gory, It's Gina, Sammy and Sea Bass. SeaBASS
has your local news story of the week coming up.
In the meantime, though, Gina, yesterday I thought you were

(35:46):
going to have an aneurysm talking to Sammy about the
most innocuous thing I ever heard anybody have an opinion on. Really, Yes,
you were incredulous when you found out. Well, yeah, Sammy
sleeps a certain one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Okay, so I don't even remember how it came up.
But we're talking about underwear. Oh, because Sammy said she
changes her underwear like forty seven times a day. Yes,
that's like one of her like little life indulgence.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Yeah, with all my clothes, but like putting on a
nice fresh pair of underwear just whenever.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, and it is a luxury.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
I get it if Sammy were like a big, gross monster,
but she's she's tiny.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Yeah, psychological day. Right, she's you know, not like she's
working out. She just feels the knee.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Got a CrossFit chick.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh, it's nice and that's great and that's God love you.
And then I was like, wait, but you don't put
underwear onto sleep, do you? And you were like, yeah, yes,
of course, Well because you're afraid of spider's getting in there.
That would be if I was a lady.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
But it's an open hole.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
But okay, so I guess I guess I should have
been more specific. Do you have do you put on
underwear and like pajama pants or shorts or is it
just underwear in pants? Her full outfit to go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Yes, I could see her being very cold all the time.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah yeah right, but so cold that like your like
ass is cold and you need another layer, Like.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Well, yeah, I'm in even in the summer, I'm in
sweatpants and a sweatshirt that I'm sleeping in all the time.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Sweats in a sweatshirt.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Okay, but I don't. Okay, So what we're getting at
is I don't understand people who sleep in underwear when
it's when they have something to put over it as well,
like pajama pants, shorts whatever. You also are like putting
on underwear.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Okay, maybe okay, maybe I misunderstood your shock and horror
at underwear. Yeah, if you're wearing pajama pants, yeah, like
sweats or.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Pajama right, that's commando all day, every day.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
So that's what you take issue with. Yes, I thought
you thought Sammy was weird for sleeping in her own
I mean, I.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Still I've heard tell from experts that it's not the
best idea and way to sleep in underwear. Yeah, I've
never heard because.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It's specific to women.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I think it's maybe it's more for women. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
But your butt.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Well yeah right, but that like it it creates a
like a temperature and climate that you shouldn't be sleeping greenhousing.
You're just exactly that you should be airing it out
at night. But the fact that you put on underwear
and then put on pants, that's like a going out
for the day outfits.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Okay, so you do you do at least put underwear
on when you're out and have scenes on.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Let's say or something. Yeah, I know many people who don't.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I'm not going full like show girls, but yeah, so
who here sleeps in underwear.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Besides, Sammy, I sleep in underwear, but just the underwear.
I don't put on underwear and then.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Pageant like a full outfit and very opposite, very sweaty.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Oh are you sweaty?

Speaker 11 (38:51):
Just?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Oh yeah, I wake up in a legal lake.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh I mean that's too bad now? Is because my
husband does that.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
To answer the question new thank you really? But for ladies, don't.
I would imagine you'd do it, you know, for one
week a month.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, but the other that you would wear underwear right
just for you know right?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Oh my god. Well we also know somebody else sort
of connected to this show. I'd never heard this before.
Who puts down like like doggy pea pads on their
bed or when they have their period. I've never heard
of that in my life.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
That's animal behavior.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Just to save the sheets though, because sometimes anyway, So okay.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
As a filthy person, I agree.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Sea bass nude awesome? Uh, Sammy, underwear and pull like
flore and bloomers and raincoat cap Greg just underwear like
tidy whities.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Say, yes, I know, what are they called? Trunk? Not
boxer breefs? Trunks So it's like a shorter version of
a boxer breath.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Yeah, boxer beef is like a three inch leg on
it right?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Oh, because boxer briefs are too long, they're.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Taking up too much leg.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, once I have on right now, or from the
bottom to the bottom of the leg to the bottom
of the about four inches.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Oh so the anti cas.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
So like it would end, it would end.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
That's like, are you trying to like look hot when
you go to that? No, that's like a that's a
cute little.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Never look worse than when I'm going to bed or
waking up.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Okay, so maybe it's just for the ladies. I thought
everyone was supposed to, like Bort said, less of a
greenhouse while they're sleeping.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
So, Gina, how do you sleep?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I either pajama pants or shorts, but nothing underneath them.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Okay, so you're not just underwearing a T shirt. You
are pants?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah, because I don't want to wear Yeah, and like also,
now having a kid in the house full time, I
can't can't just sleep any old way. Oh that's true,
because yeah, I get woken up with all kinds of
inane questions. If I had my choice, in just a
perfect world, I would probably go full guy and sleep

(41:13):
in like pajama pants and like no shirt. But that's
not an option at least these days.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
That's not why in case the kid walk.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
He's gonna like ask me something stupid in the middle
of the night, and then I don't want to becoming
a man that way.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, but then you could do what they do on
TV shows and movies where you just keep the sheet above.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Oh yeah, and you just sleep like you're posing for
a nude painting all night and.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Then you grab your bathroom when you wake up to
cover yourself.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah. I can't. So sometimes I mean, like my husband
Andy will say like like okay, grandma, because I'll have
like a nightgown, but I refuse to wear underwear, so
then I'll go on pajama.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
What about one of those I'm seeing you because I
looked for I just searched for what's this sleeping bra?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
And they have those? Greg would love these.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
They have those things that look like two tear drops
that go around your shoulder over your boots.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I want that.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I want that so bad.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Your boos.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, it's not for sleeping. It's for when you like
get out of the shower or you're hot and literally
it's like just pretend you roll up a towel and
put it around your neck, but pretended as too elastics
at the bottom and just like woo. Yes, And I
don't know if it would stay on in bed, but
it's for like walking around the house on a hot
day and before my reduction surgery.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
You gotta be I mean, that's I think they had.
Imagine that's for monsters. Okay, what what is that called
absorbed towel?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Some dumb name like Haughty Toddies, Tata towel. Why not
just put on a towel? That's it?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Why not just put on a sports bra because this is.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
So much more fun and it doesn't go around your
rib risky. It seems awesome right out of it.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Kanye wife's Kanye West's wife would wear out, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Like Bianca sensor sensory deprivation, whatever name is, yah sensory.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
So it looks like a bra without straps or connector
where the cleavage would be.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
It's a towel around your neck, two booby holes. It
looks awesome, So.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Gin know what's holding you back from getting one? If
you want what's back?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I don't know if it'll work as well.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
As it used to I've never seen this before, so
I'm very curious.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Okay, bort, yes, underwear, no underwear to sleep.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah, boxers okay, but.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Like like nineties boxers or like box of briefs.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Like boxers boxer briefs. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Oh they're interchangeable.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, whatever I got.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
I'm just curious in general, what are people are they
wearing underwear?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Bet or not?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Well text us, I want to know.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
To to ninety seven, there was this Australian research company.
They said that fifteen to twenty percent of people sleep
completely naked.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Nice, that's a high percentage.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Well, I think fifteen percent of people in this room
do so, fifteen to twenty percent of people in this room.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
It's weird. I only sleep naked if I'm completely alone,
because Mario does not sleep naked. Oh, it would be weird.
I think it would be weird. I think I would
look like a perv if I'm naked and he's not like, hey,
you could do what you want to do. I'll be
here naked in case the mood strikes. But yeah, hey,

(44:06):
I'm available if you need him.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Like Sammy in a three piece suit.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
No, just underwear, that's.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Okay, but you'd be too weirded out?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Okay, naked. Yeah, there's times where you know, we do
certain things and then afterwards, I'm like, I'm not going
to get dressed again. I'll just stay naked. And then
I think like, oh, I hope he doesn't know I'm naked, right.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Your full legal life partner for like fourteen years.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I'm like, oh, I hope he doesn't realize I'm naked.
I'm so embarrassing, Like, why am I the only naked one?
What a weird old creak?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
You know, well, let us know usilely with underwear, because
I really now I need to know to ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Okay, I just didn't. I didn't realize you meant go commando.
I thought you were incredulous that Sammy wore underwear at all.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
I mean, I don't like that either. Okay, I think
I apologize.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
You're going to be living your best life when the
kid moves out, so you don't have to worry about
anybody walking on your boobs.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
My talent no underwear exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Okay. So up next on The Woody Show, Sea Bass
is gonna give us our local news story of the day.
I welcome back to the Woody Show. What is going
to be back on Monday along with his little travel
buddy Menace. Both on a little excursion at the moment.
But everybody else Yeah, their honeymoony. Yeah, finally they're gonna consummate.

(45:23):
It's about time.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
We were gonna do some raccoon news, but we thought
that wouldn't be appropriate without.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
It's MENACE's raccoon news right there in the half the
segment is MENACE's joy in talking raccoons, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Right, and defending raccoons and loving raccoons and wanting to
cuddle raccoons. Yeah, So we figured we would do Sea
Bass's local news story of the day.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
It's just love.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Well, ma'am born about me a pizza burger for Bugget.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You finally did their death's roll. It's off Bola.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Do you know how this fire started?

Speaker 10 (46:01):
It was cousin.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
My cousin.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
He's mad because he can't get with me.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
Her support animal is a good solio.

Speaker 13 (46:08):
Local news and.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Local news is one of those things that I don't
think AI can replace because as you just turned there
in the cart, the neighbors, the people that we meet
are what's interesting out there in the world. And that's
what local news has more than anything. It has real
people talking about real stories. That's where we start in
channel two WSB two Atlanta, where a business got raided.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Uh oh yeah, and for some criminality.

Speaker 14 (46:34):
Here's what that was, multiple complaints about employees performing sex
acts on customers. According to the warrant, police say an
employee who attempted to perform a sex act on an
undercover agent told them that she and her husband run
the business. She's accused of operating her business as a
place for prostitution.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Okay, so what's the business then?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
It's massage parlor Sage parab of North Atlanta, which is
great when when you're talking to the lady who's you know,
you're getting ready to do stuff for you. Well, my
husband and I run, which I know. Greg, this is
a pet peeve of yours. Why isn't this legal?

Speaker 10 (47:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I mean it is. But here's the argument that I
can't stand when you say something like that. It should
be it's two consenting adults. I go in for a
quote massage, you want to give me a happy ending
or I request a happy ending, and you are willing
to do that for me? If there is, people always
bring up people could be trafficked. I'm not talking about that.

(47:32):
I'm talking about what I am saying. What it's literally
thing a mom and pop shop, right, Yeah, consenting adults
pop will give you a happy ending, Right, you're willing
to provide it. I'm willing to pay for it. How
is that illegal?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
My only problem with this with that, Ita and I
in generally agree with you, Greg, But my only problem
is it does attract an unsavory crowd neighborhood. Because I've
unfortunately live in an area where I've I've noticed some
street walkers, especially at the hours the week, because my
their day's ending just as ours is beginning. Your shifts
and I and that. Yeah, those skeezy dudes that show up.

(48:07):
But I think what you're saying, Greg, is well, if
it were legal, they would be less skeazy.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Probably. One of the things that.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Any lawyer will do is they'll say, hey, you're accused
of a crime like running a jackshack. When the news
shows up, make sure you talk to them. Well, not
this owner of this massage parlor outside of.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Atlanta did when I showed up to the business.

Speaker 14 (48:24):
No, no, yeah, no, there's no prostitution happening here. No,
the owner denied all the allegations.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
No, no, what no doubt that's your answer.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
No, no, no, yeah, no no not dog No. I
mean I guess that's that's a denial, right, why not?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Now, this is uh, this is a big deal, you know,
it's it's salacious stuff there. So WSB Channel two said, well,
we got to get some victim impact statements. Mari that
was the neighbor or the neighboring business next door had
a statement. Now you're gonna hear some noise in the background,
and this is from his business, not from inside the
wack house.

Speaker 14 (49:02):
Marie's Pope is a barber, a good look barber shop
which is located next door.

Speaker 15 (49:07):
The place next door was rated three times so and
it's still open right now today. Obviously something is going
on for them to continue to raid the place. So
I think, you know, a change is definitely needed in
the area. All right, there's where your victims are. The
neighboring business.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
That's not a victim though, because that's his client tele
overlap quite significantly with the jackshack.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Got to get a fresh cut before.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
You tie get you you want to look good before.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
You go in pepper yourself.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
These are both men male focused businesses.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Why not, It's like a one stop shop.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
This is called a wellness day everybody, and.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Then you can have a bar on the other side.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Yeah, I'm sure make a day of it. Well, we'll
full follow up on the jackshack there north of Atlanta,
which brings us. You may have seen this next story.
This is from outside of Philly sort of if you
east of that. There was a spill on I eighty three,
and here is Fox forty three filling us in on
the details.

Speaker 10 (50:04):
It wasn't your typical traffic jam. Just after nine on
Friday morning, a tractor trailer flipped in Shrewsbury Township, spilling
one thousand pounds of frozen hot dogs across all four
lanes of I eighty three.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
And I'm looking out the car trying to see what
it was, what was spilled from the actual tractor trailer itself,
And by the time I actually got to notice it,
I thought I saw that they were hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yes they were, but their packaged right, they're not loose.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
No, the in fact they were loose. They were because
it was the like did you ever get stuff for
like restaurants. Supply it was those big boxes of them,
and those are kind of like and loose. There's a
bag inside, but it's kind of loosely tied. So especially
if it's hit and run over, that's that's wieners everywhere.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I did hear about this, and somebody was saying the
clean up was difficult because I never realized how slippery
hot dogs were, and so I thought, I thought, I thought, wait,
but can't be loose. They're usually in little packages.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Well, yeah, that's because they were more restaurant style. They
provided the drivers aga in Fox forty three with.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Some fun excuses for being late for work, calling out
of work because of hot dogs on the interstate. That's
a story some found heart to believe.

Speaker 11 (51:15):
The guys were calling me wondering where I was, and
they didn't really believe it when I told them I'm
stopped because of some hot dogs on the interstate.

Speaker 10 (51:22):
In the end, the hot dogs were discard it and
the highway reopened. Tyler Poglic, Fox forty three News.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Oh great text from the eighty three to two that's
your worst nightmare?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Well, we have some eyewitness a video that was shot
and shared with local goods seat. This is a big story.
There were three different news crews on the scene. Look,
this is from CBS twenty one.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
All the Wieners, Look at them all. Look at all
the wieners. Do you want to pack hot dogs? Guys
come to South eighty three kind of words of them,
just for free.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Oh wait, that is one hundred percent rainbow guy, Look
at Halloween.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Look at all the Wieners. Look at them all. Look
at all the wieners. Hot dose guys come South eighty
three kind of words of them, just for free.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Rip double rainbow? Yeah you did he die? Oh yeah,
he's He wasn't a healthy gentleman. If you recall because
he was on Kimmell after he came out, probably why
you saw the hell the double rainbow. And again not
not only two news crews, but a third news crew
w G A L eight was there and they they
covered a different angle. You know the witnesses who who
saw the because this is again middle of nowhere Pennsylvania,

(52:38):
you got a lot of you talk to a lot
of different people.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
These are some witnesses to the crash.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
So right where we are now this is actually a
local business. I'm one of the business owners. He was
he heard the crash and take a listen to what
he heard. Is everyone, okay, what happened? Did anyone see.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Someone drove a hot dog shaped car through the window?
Whose car is this?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Come on, whoever did this? Just get fast? Promise we
won't be mad.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
I don't think that anyone got the reference there, but
that was the hot dog car crash from I think
you should leave. I do love that show, with very
famous sketch from that show, joke being that he's in
a hot dog He's in a hot dog suit, crashed
a hot dog car and he's like this.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
So, Gina, you have worked for news stations before I have.
Is this a news director's wet dream when this stuff
like this happens? Uh?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Yeah, especially on a slow news day. I mean this
is like, yeah, this is this is great. But I
don't think this is for actual news directors. This is
for like if you're doing human interest yea, oh my god,
give me more hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
This is far enough outside Philly where you're not getting
You're getting like the the Harrisburg, Lancaster, Lebanon news, like
on the translators. You know. So these are guys who
are like straight out of college. They got nothing else
going on.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yeah, this is all your Christmases rolled into.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Look at all theas, look at them all news.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
All right, we got one more here.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
This is from ABC seven Chicago, and this is this
is not an actual story that was expected. So I'm
gonna play the clip and this a little bit of
a guessing game. Something's gonna happen. You gotta guess why
the reporter abandons his just generic story about a heat wave.

Speaker 16 (54:21):
Button somewhat warmer, but honestly, it's still pretty bearable. But
obviously it's gonna be a much different story a little
bit later on. Of course, all eyes right now are
on that extremely heat watch for much.

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Oh shoot, okay, all right, Christian Lugo's out there live
this morning. We'll check back soon Christian.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
So he physically ran away, right, So, yeah, he's on
the bulls heat wave out here like short drop care
the hell he was in Chicago?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Oh shoot, okay, I didn't hear a swarm of bees
birds turn episode. I'm going to say burn bird poop? Oh,
because away, if you're a little beach.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
I'm going to say not bird poop, but maybe when
the birds I think specifically swallows do this a lot
where they're in the nesting season, and they will swoop
down at your head, dive bomb the territory, bombing bird.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I'm gonna say bird landed on him, but then it
would just fly away.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
All right, let's go again back to ABC seven Chicago
for the explanation.

Speaker 16 (55:28):
All good, Christian, Yeah, tarl Tony, we're just fine. Literally,
as we were talking with you guys, a few minutes ago,
a runner and a cyclist collided on the trail. Big
wipeout for the cyclist who went over his handlebars. His
helmet actually broke, so we' you know, ran right over
to make sure that he was doing okay. Fortunately he's
up and moving around. His bike's pretty badly damaged. We

(55:50):
brought over a MEDICID as well because he had some
scrapes and whatnot, but he declined it.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
He's walking it off. But yeah, it's just a scary situation.

Speaker 16 (55:57):
You got to be careful out here on the trail
with so many people running and cycling at the same time.
So long story short, that's why we ran over.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
We're all good. The crew and I are doing just fine,
but you know, obviously thinking about our.

Speaker 16 (56:08):
Buddy over here who had a pretty bad wipe out
to start this morning. We're talking about the heat though
we had the extreme heat wash.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Back to why we're here. How does that happen?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
You're on a bike and you're running. It's not like
a car crash.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
I'll tell you how it happens. Oh, what's the what
that's the news doing here?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Crash?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Oh? Yeah, I was like I would do with the
care Oh crash?

Speaker 16 (56:26):
Now?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Greg, has you just heard his helmet cracked? And if
his helmet wasn't on, you know what would be cracked? Well,
he would look cooler without it. Number one. Number two
he was wearing one. What a puss. As we heard
earlier this week.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Greg, who's going to be buying an e scooter, has
vowed never to wear a helmet because he'll never be
in a crash.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Oh, let's say like that guy just was, because I'll
be going like what eight miles an hour on a sidewalk.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Don't need one big deal about Captain Saber. Like if
I'm doing the news and you know it's a nothing story,
it's just the weather or whatever, right, yeah, and there's
a crash unless he's like dangling from a cliff, what
am I gonna do?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Yeah, do your job. Paint a word picture. You don't
need to abandon your post.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
That dude is just fell over his post.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
So anyway, not agree here exactly. Just tell us what's
going on. You don't have to leave.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, we brought him a medki. It was a scrape
our friend here, our little body, little buddy. Thanks very much, Steve.
That's good. Stop.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I thought I saw that they were hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yes, they were so local news delicious almond. Oh yeah,
I know, feels amazing.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Yeah, I think thank you for Body, Bloody Body.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
It is the one show on a Wednesday morning.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Hey, I have a question for you people. Would you
try breast milk flavored ice cream? It's there's no breast
milk in it, but it's breast milk flavored.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Oh oh yeah, see that takes all the fun.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Out of it.

Speaker 11 (57:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
I don't think it's legal otherwise. So there's a new
ice cream available pretty much everywhere. But you imagine you
haven't tried this flavor since you were a baby, unless
that's what you're into. It's odd Fellows. It's a small
batch ice cream company out in New York and they're
releasing this limited number of breast milk flavored ice creams.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Well, we do have some experience with breast milk on
this show, and it's highly unflavored. Okay, well really very bland.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Okay. So here's the question, because they say for their
ice cream, it's sweet salty, and this gives me a
lump in my throat. It's the color is colosstrum yellow?
What oh, it gives me such thick throat? So what
does it taste like for you adults that have tried it?

Speaker 3 (58:36):
I've heard that it's slightly sweet, right, I have not
heard that it's bland though salty, kind of like when
you're at the end of a bowl of cereal when
there's srigery kind of cereal milk.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
That sounds pretty good, But I.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Haven't tried it as an adult. I try this, Yes, yeah,
we had Julian. Juliane brought a bunch in.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Julian, who's no dispray breast milk on people at a bar,
at a bar in public ago.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
On a previous child nursing thing.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
She brought some in.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Yeah, it's very it's just you would you would say, why.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Do you people? Why do babies like this?

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Because it's nothing, you know, is it.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Like like almond milk?

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Like not really very Yeah, that's analogy. Well, not that
the whole like woodsy stuff part of it isn't true,
but yeah, the the just the thinness.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Like skim milk almost right watery. Yeah, So who would.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Want this flavor?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Well, it's curiosity, yeah, perverts obviously.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Well, and it's also it's a collab with Free to Baby,
so that's a pretty great partnership there. But I mean,
I guess I'd try it, but something about it being
colostrum yellow makes me want to never stop vomit.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Very gross. Colostrum is not milk, right, isn't colostrum?

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
That's the pre they call it that. They call it
the liquid Gold's.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
According to Yield Internet, it is the it's the earliest
form of breast milk more nutrient deads. Yeah, yeah, like
that yellow kind look designed to give antibodies and antioxidens
for a new born baby's immune system. I don't know
why they can't put real breast milk in there, because
people can sell it. You could always you know, microwave
it or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Well, it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Would be such a novelty. You put half a half
a half a drop in each.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
One and two technically real rose milk exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
So is this basically baby formula ice cream?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
That's good. Yeah, I got the news. So good for them.
So childbirth, breast milk, colossrum, stay being gross.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
You're not gonna get an argument for me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Oh, sick.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
We'll be right back the Woody Show. Well, welcome to
a brand new hour of the Woody Show on a
Wednesday morning. Good morning everybody. Hey, Greg and Gina and
Sammy and Sea bask We got bored in here because
Woody and Menace are not here today. They are off

(01:00:55):
at something called Morning Show boot Camp, which sounds like
an ex does when you go there and look around,
Oh these people. If these people don't exercise, they run
away from exercise. Have you gone to so morning show?

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
The first year that I was on the show, some
ten years ago, I went to Morning Show boot Camp.
I guess it would have been they'd have done thirty
seven of these, so that would have been twenty seven
with Woody because I was the new producer or whatever,
and he wanted to bring me around and I was
thinking about and I've never gone back since because I
told him it was a waste of three days and
we could have done now that being said this, so

(01:01:30):
it's based a trade show for radio. It's meet and
greet and you know all the bosses from the country.
This is a good thing for what he to go
to because as a syndicated show, people may they'll know
of us, but it's it's different between talking to a
guy face to face. That's that's why they have trade shows.
You look at anything on the internet, but it's different
in person. And I fully support that for Wood, he

(01:01:51):
makes total sense.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
And he's very good at networking, yeah, saying.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
I've always said he'd be a great salesman car sale
like he's he's when it comes to like stuff like that.
He's very personable, loves chatting. Definitely perfect for him. For me,
it's a waste of time because you don't learn anything.
It's it's like I think Greg just said a while ago,
it's great if you want to get into the radio business.
If you're twenty three, twenty fourteen, young, Yeah, you're you're
maybe what Morgan was a few years ago, right, many old,

(01:02:21):
but now so I was thinking about that angle of it. Yeah,
if you're young and you want to say, oh, Hey,
I do this one bit. My name is Morgan, and
I asked girls, if they shaved their.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Peers, do you want to hire me for your show
and then maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Move up to be a co host somewhere that had
an opening. But I was thinking about that, and I
had a kind of a sad thought, you know, not
only for myself but from Morgan, like, no one wants
to do that anymore. There's not you know, ten, twelve, fifteen,
twenty years ago. Sure, if you wanted to get into
entertainment business, are broadcasting, that's where you'd go. I doubt
there are any twenty three year olds here looking because

(01:02:52):
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
You get a TikTok. Yeah, that's true because back in
the day, I'm just trying to think of my early days,
we did anything we could. Basically just to get into
the station and then to get on the air was
almost impossible. Oh yeah, people, many people had to die
or get very ill. Yes, for you to get the
third position of a maybe I will call you if

(01:03:13):
we need you to fill in for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Can't create a second morning show because there aren't two
different stations exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
So right now, you just handle the sticker stops and
we'll let you know if we need you for anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Right, And it was a huge deal to get the
job to begin with. And then as time went on,
I noticed there's this one station I worked for in
San Francisco. If you were a good looking woman, you
got the job. Hell yeah, you didn't need experience. And
I was convinced that our program director just went to
the mall, found somebody he liked and said, hey, do

(01:03:43):
you want a radio show? And she's like, wait, what
what kind of predators this? Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
It's funny you say that because there were multiple girls
on a panel last year at Morning show boot Camp
who did get hired from being at the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Stop it right, And then to the old timers like me,
like I said, many people had to die for there
just to be an opening for you to maybe be
considered as the fifth guy that might fill in for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
And so that's one sad part of morning show or
you know, new radio hiring. The other said part is
they're just firing everybody. So there's just fewer jobs. People love,
few pieces of the pod exactly, there's fuer jobs to
be had.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Well, here's something else that's really sad on a personal level,
you said, oh, you know kids do this, and you
know you want to get in on the ground floor.
The only time I was ever even invited to boot
camp was twenty fifteen when I was somehow awarded one
of the Rising Star awards. Oh and I have the
Crystal Beautiful trophy. And here's the thing. I had already

(01:04:44):
been in radio for eleven years. It is like, yeah,
I was like, this is this is sad. I mean,
dare I tell them or you know, but that's how
hard you have to work. You just keep you know,
dodging all these obstacles that come at you and all
these you know, stations that flip formats, and you just
keep staying one step ahead of the boulder. And then

(01:05:05):
you go to boot camp and you you know, tell
war stories with everybody, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
I mean, I know a thousand infinity I know infinity
time more people that have failed out or just burned
out of radio than I do know if anybody who's
gone on to the next level, can you think of
since maybe Jimmy Kimmel, since Ryan graduated from Daily Daily,
Like those are the last names you know that were

(01:05:28):
radio guys. Well, we got Rye Raie Yeah right, yeah right,
Ryan Seacrest that was that was late nineties. Yeah, Kimmel
was late nineties, true, true, and Corolla was late nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Right, Like, guys who are radio people that went on
went on big you could.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
I mean, it's it's a little different in sports talk
radio because a lot of those guys will kind of
they'll put them on because they have because you have
to fill twenty four to seven on ESPN and Fox Sports, right,
so you know it, so you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Know that's true, and then you kind of make that
natural progression just kind of televised what they're doing anyway, right,
But like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Think about it, even even in that medium. The big
star now Pat McAfee, you know, yes, he was a kicker,
you know, so whatever that's worth, but he was like,
that's just a YouTube show. That was a barstool sports
show that wasn't radio radio.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
But in general, conventions cons whatever they're called these days,
they are useful for people who are looking for a goal, right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Right, So like, now, let's what these goal besides getting
us different stations who might be interested, would be he's all,
you know, he's got to be and have his nose
out there for the next me, the next you know,
r I P.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Greg Yeah right, you know right. I mean, let's face
fast time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
That this is this is not a that's not a slam.
That's just a fact of the matter. Of course things are.
But the other thing about conventions and this happens, this
is famously happens at the radio show Morning boot Camp
is the drinking is off the charts, and that's every
convention but APEC's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Well, Sammy, you you have a pretty dark story from
too much drinking at boot camp, do you not?

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
I do, Gina, why would you really operate?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Because it's one of my favorite stories.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
So this is Gina pulling a woody where it was
like an off the show combination.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
No, because I remember when I first started here. Did
we this was like the topic conversation like four days
on the show?

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
It was it was, and I was hoping that we
had moved on.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
Gina, I try to forget that that happened. No, No,
she I just didn't like the worst friend ever. I
wish I wish I had barfed everywhere in front of everybody.
I wish that happened just this way.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
She overslept a very important milestone for somebody else's life
because she got so wasted a food camp.

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
Okay, first of all, it wasn't because I got so wasted.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
But yes, I did go out drinking when I was
not planning on drinking. I was planning on going to
bed and not going out. And then I did go
out and I should not.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Have because I set my alarm for PM instead of
AM up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Yeah, that's what it was.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
And I was posed to help my friend propose.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
That morning, and so I was going like his girlfriend
now fiance, was somewhere else and he was going to
meet up with her. So I was gonna drive him
to be there also, you know, take video and pictures
and whatever, and then that way they can drive back
on the same car. They had another thing planned after
and I did not wake up. He drove himself. I

(01:08:23):
woke up to a lot of miss calls. They are
happily engaged.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
I saw them last weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
They're getting married in October. But I am just the
worst friend of all time.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Well, there's something to be said boot camp, but there's
something to be said for setting your alarm for PM
instead of AM not just being like I don't know,
we could have had a stampede through here. I wouldn't
have woken up right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Right, so give yourself au And the other problem too
is when you're in the hotel, it's the dark shades too,
so you wake up in a panic and you don't
know what time it is.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
And I was like, it's light outside. This isn't good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
It was the worst moment of my life.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
So we're just glad to be here. Nothing right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Well, Menace and Woody are at Morning Show boot camp
right now, and so I have a game coming up
for mainly for Gina. I think Sea Bess would know
all these answers. Sammy, might you can play along silently.
It's two truths and a lie about Woody and Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Oh my god, okay, because you know them, but I
don't know if.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
I don't know him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
That was as well as everybody else the wood Show.
All right, welcome back to the Woody Showbut Woody without
Menace threat Morning Show boot Camp, as we talked about
at length, so we thought this would be a good
time to play two troops and a lie about Woody
and Menace. And as I had also mentioned, I think
Sea Bess would know the answers to all these. Sammy

(01:09:41):
might as well. I'm not quite sure that, Gina. We're
gonna go only with you don't look at my computer
and I don't see it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
I don't have text up or anything. I can see
anything good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
You're cheating them. Yes, we'll start with Menace. So two
of these are true? Okay, you know the game one
him as a total blatant, disgusting lie. And we're gonna
start with menis number one. Menas was once featured on
a billboard for a well known San Francisco chocolate company.
Menas was once featured on a billboard for a San

(01:10:15):
Francisco apartment complex. And Menas was once featured in a
parade as a child, and it turned out to be
quite traumatic.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
I have to bear which one the lie is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Yes, you have to figure out which one of those is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Okay, I know the parade is real because I've heard
that story. Makes me laugh every time I think about it.
What was he on a billbo for chocolate or for
an apartment call? I want it to be chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
This is before Dubai Chocolate was gid exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
I'm gonna say he was like in a group shot
like in some sort of courtyard quad, like having a
picnic in front of an apartment building. I'm gonna say
the lie is being on a billboard with the chalk
All right, Gina nailed it right out of the gate, sweet, Okay,
I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
The traumatic parade is when he was a little kid,
there was this thing called I think it was the
Sunflower Parade or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Town parade whatever, you know, you get together on a
Sunday and yeah, walk through town.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
And there were like barnyard animals and random people and whatnot.
And Menace is walking down the street in the parade
as part of the parade, and he heard somebody in
the crowd say, hey, look there's a fat kid. And
he was so upset.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
You just picture him like in a little cowboy hat
holding a sunflowererchief cowboy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Boots cock of the walk, dressed in whatever his mom
gave him to wear. Hey look that kid. And then
he was on a billboard, not in a group, in
a quad, all by himself. It was this massive billboard
campaign in San Francisco. Uh so they were it was
on public transit, it was on a side of the
building and it was for or an apartment complex. I

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can't remember the name of it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Did you see it yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because I took public transit all
the time and they'd be like, oh, there's Menace a
on a bus board or on a bus bench or
on the side of a train, and it was MENACE's face,
gigantic blown up obviously billboard size you gotta and right
next to him, yeah, it was hot. It made me
want to live there. And right next to him was
like this painted on their logo for the apartment complex

(01:12:24):
was a butterfly. So it's Menace and a big butterfly,
and it said something whatever you know, Jones Road Apartments.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
So that might be why you hate butterflies.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Perhaps perhaps, but never featured on a billboard for a
San Francisco chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
You wanted that to be true, but he knew it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
You nailed it, Okay, Moving on with two truths in
a lie regarding Menace. Menas was once arrested for breaking
a guy's nose. Jesus Menace was once arrested for breaking
and entering or on the social media site MySpace. Menace
was on Tom the Founder's top eight friends list.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
That's something that we would never hear the end, like
what an honor? Yeah, I mean the fact that he
would even say that breaking and entering breaking someone's nose,
or me Tom stopping in my space because.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Minis used to be a little bit more hood in streets, right,
I mean he was never, never, has, never will be
a tough guy. But you got to you gotta represent
right someone diss is your sneakers or.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
I'm gonna say the lie is he got arrested for
raking and entering.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
You pulled it out nice. That never happened. I was
hoping you would conflate that with his other story where
he got drunk and went into the wrong partner.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Oh right, I did hear.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
That lie down on the couch. That's just that's just
being fun, right, But he didn't get arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Shout out to me because I don't know either of
these stories, but I know that if it has anything
to do with being something featured on my space, it
had to be true because you wanted to that part.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Is real and he had. Of course, he wants you
to know that he was one of the Tom the
Founder's Top eight friends. He was on the top eight
list until my Space got sold and to this day
they now follow each other on Instagram. The pull that off,
good question. He was always an early adopter.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
All that especially was like Menace, he heard about bitcoin
way back when the old Yeah, a little bit, the
old what justin dot tv which eventually became Twitch, which
was brought out by Amazon. Oh damn knew Tom for
my Space? Blah blah. Okay, so Medas was on the
ground floor for all of these things. Any any like
inkling of a foot in the door with millions of dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
He's always adjacent to it. And I remember when Twitter
first came out. He showed me Twitter Twitter. I said,
what do you do with this? Well, you can talk
about what you ate for lunch, or I'm walking across
the street, I'm going to Derwayener Schnitzel. Who's who cares?
Apparently read that, and apparently the world cared. He was
arrested for breaking a guy's nose. Apparently, according to Menace,

(01:15:15):
he did get arrested for that, but it was self
defense and he proved it to the cops because his
friends took a video of the fight and it showed
the police that it was that's another thing. The origins right,
but that was the video, but he was not arrested
for breaking an enterrection. One more quick one about Menace,

(01:15:36):
then we'll get to Woody next. So Number one Menace
was on one season of a Bravo TV show. Menas
turned down a chance to go to u c l
A to like college, to go there, to attend, not
to visit, not to go to the yeah, not to
go to the or Menace was repeatedly harassed and even

(01:16:00):
kicked by his mom's lama. She lives basically farm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
So what was the first one?

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Menace was on a season of a Bravo TV show.
He turned down a chance to go to u c
l A. Or he was repeatedly harassed and even kicked
by his mom's lama.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
I mean, lamas do like and I think like lama
and I'll pack are kind of like, they spit and
they can be kind of feisty. So if he she
had one, I can imagine it being not super nice.
I don't know what Bravo show he could have possibly
been on, but why would he have been invited to
u c l A. That's the one that's really I'm

(01:16:39):
really stuck on.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Right now, special needs scholarship.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
That's not nice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's what Bravo show could he have
possibly been on?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
That's for you to figure out, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
I don't really watch a lot of Bravo. I like
it's all like glamor and flesh. It's also selling sunset
and in real estate rich people, right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Although there there is no part of me that can
think of what UCLA would have wanted him for. No
offense is I can't think of it. I mean, I
know he was really in a film. Maybe he got
invited on like a special work study program the film school.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Okay, so what are you going with?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
It can't be that, it can't The lie has to
be UCLA, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I thought Gina would have a perfect game.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
You did not.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
That is true, and I had never heard that either.
He told me about this, He said, you have to
include that, and I thought, is that a lie?

Speaker 16 (01:17:40):
Is?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
What's the story behind that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Okay? So as far as the U c l A
thing goes, he was awarded a scholarship for film and TV,
but says he turned it down because quote you know words.
I think he was intimidated to go. He was like, oh,
that's a real school, or to check out. I mean,
that's good self awareness though he knew he would, yeah,
you know thyself. And then he said he took the

(01:18:03):
money though and went to art school. Okay, so he
used scholarship money.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
And I even gave the explanation and turned away from it.
What Bravo show was he on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I don't remember the name of it, but he says
if you google Menace Bravo TV, you can find videos
of him making out with people, Emily with Emily podcasts
Miss Misadvised.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
So sex with Emily is a it was a sex
podcast before a caller Daddy people right way back when.
And yeah, I guess they did a Bravo at least
one season of that work because Menis was the co host.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Okay, so he wasn't on it. He wasn't doing like
a talking head like I'm not here to make friends,
like not that kind of Bravo show.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
No, okay, it's like the early days. The lie was
that Menace was repeatedly harassed and even kicked by his
mom's lama. The lie was that he was repeatedly harassed
and kicked by his mom's goat bumper. The infamous goat.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Are we okay?

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Well, I mean I thought that was a twist. Yeah,
that's a bit of us close one. Might I see
what you're saying? Okay, agree with it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
So it was a lot a farm animal the points.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
It is just like the U I Q exactly, Okay, amazing, exactly, Gina.
Sometimes in life you get things wrong and you have
to deal with it. You're right and it was masterfully written.
Question you know what? This is my fault? All right, Well,
we'll see how well you do with Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Two tooths and a lie. That's coming up next here
on the Woody Show. Sports Dang with the Jeff Gercie unfeatable.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Good Morning You Show squad.

Speaker 12 (01:19:36):
Dodgers offense is back and we could thank Max Mounsey.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
First, first, Bish, drill the right till.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Big night for Max Monsey.

Speaker 12 (01:19:47):
Dodgers beig the Cardinals twelve to six. Monsey really is
the key to the Dodgers offense. When he was out,
Dodgers offense was bad and he's back. Everyone eats Smookie
Bets had three hits last night and he's been struggling.
Tasker Hernandez three hits, four arm Otani even had a
couple hits as well. Max Munsey is a spark plug
for the Dodgers offense. Now Otani is on the mound
for the Dodgers today and it's also Otani's World Series

(01:20:10):
ring giveaway. The game is at one ten early game
today at Dodgers Stadium. The Race scored seven runs in
the fourth inning. Halo's lost to Tampa Bay seven to three.
Same two teams today at one oh seven. WNBA Sparks
beat the Fever. Last night Kelsey Plumb twenty five points,
Cameron Brink five blocks in just sixteen minutes, and the
Sex Toy Bandit was at it again.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
This time at Crypto dot Com Arena.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
Oh look out, something just came until the floor got
an object that just flew in as the free throw
is being made and looked like that hit a player too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I get it.

Speaker 12 (01:20:50):
Everyone wants to be TikTok and Instagram famous. But stop already.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
The first time was not cool, but kind of funny.
This is like the fourth time. Already.

Speaker 12 (01:20:58):
Let's get over it already. We might sure, if you're
gonna go to the game, just watch it. Respect the ladies. Okay,
onto the NFL Keenan Allen back in a Chargers uniform.
He signed a deal yesterday, and the Rams running back
Kyrin Williams signed a three year, thirty three million dollar extension.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
I'm Jeff g and that's your so Cal Sports.

Speaker 12 (01:21:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Jeff agree completely about the Phildeo things.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Yeah, we get it, we get it, we get it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Welcome back to the Woody Show, where we are busy
playing two Truths and a Lie because Woody and Menas
are both out today. They're off at a radio show convention,
morning show boot camp. So with Gina we've been playing
two Truths in a Lie all right. Almost had a
perfect game with MENACE's fun fat. So we're moving on
to Woody, who I would like to point out, by
the way, I asked both of them to help me

(01:21:44):
out with this game. Woody just didn't respond. Menus responded,
gave me tidbits, gave me notes, thank you many, gave
me stories.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
I think a very intentionally selective hearing sometimes. Yeah, and
email and text reports very true.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
It's very true. Although if he texts one of us,
will you respond to me? But he said, yeah, I'm
just not going to respond, Okay, So you're on your own.
It's just vapors from Woody. But I got a lot
of tidbits from Metas, but from what I came up with,
just from my own mind for you to play along with, Gina,
two of these are going to be true. One is
a lie. We're talking about Woody right now. So number one,

(01:22:21):
wood He was worried that CSI would figure out that
he egged a neighbors car. Okay, Woody was well into
his late twenties when he first tried weed because he
was worried he would get in legal trouble for doing it, okay.
Or number three, wood He was worried that Howard Stern
legitimately did not like him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
I think he was a very late or wait, I
was going to say he's very late to the weed game.
But then I'm thinking, has he ever smoked weed?

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
That's a good question.

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
I don't want to say I answer that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
See, because I think you're now after the after I'll
pack a goat gate. You might be screwing with me
from the last the men questions.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Like, oh he didn't smoke it, he'd eat it. Yeah, okay,
that's okay. But no, I said tried weed.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Okay, I think that the matter of the method, that's
probably true. What was the first one?

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
He was worried that cs I would figure out that
he egged a neighbor's car.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
What a cs I say, criminals, sex crime, criminals?

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Car is here we go?

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Thank you? Thanks for let's see. I know he did
have some sort of relationship with Howard Stern. I know
they knew each other, worked in the same building. I'm
trying to show my work here. How I'm getting to this. So,
I mean, if I worked in the same building as
Howard Stern, I too would be afraid that he was
mad at me all the time for no reason. But

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then again, it's what he said, maybe had a reason.
I don't know. Was he talking crap. I'm going to
say that's real, and I'm going to say the weed
is real and the CSI is not real.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
That is a lie? All right? Well, Gina, you bombed
that one. He never had any concern about Howard liking
him or not. They just got along, So that was
totally true. I mean, I'm sorry, that was a total lie.
He was never worried Howard liked him or not. The
true ones are that he was well into his twenties. Yeah,
when he tried weed for the first time, he was
convinced that he'd be the one guy that literally got arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Well, look, if we were all sent in handcuffs to
an outward bound program, we'd be worried too.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
And then there was this one car at an apartment
complex he lived in in Chicago, where a certain car
would constantly block his exit and he was fed up
with it, and he threw eggs at it from his
bedroom window. And then he got so paranoid that the
police would take the time to piece the eggs back
together and get fingerprints from it, so he cleaned up

(01:24:50):
the eggs. That was so funny and so not like
him paranoid.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Yeah, it's like a you me move.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Yeah, pretty much, so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
I had never heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
For one more to truth and a lie about Woodie.
Number one once had sex with his wife in the
parking garage of an apartment building. Nice once told his
wife he was too full to receive oral sex, not
to give it, to receive it or not. Once but
twice had sex with his wife on their favorite Mexican beach.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Oh they do have that, Yeah, and they've gone to
the same beach like a thousand times.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Don't text in because we don't know what it is, right, correct,
you can text, I don't have that up what the resort?

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Yeah, or any of that you have not like I
have no way to know of.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
No, I'm saying text people always. That's the universe. That's
the number one questions.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Told it right, secrets Maroma beach.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Oh, you're good. I was going to make up like
a Sandals location. Okay, I think I do remember, unless
I'm having a false memory, that he did have sex
in a parking garage or wait, was that another person
you know that had sex in a car in a
parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Okay, I think for now I'm going to bookmark that
I'm gonna stick with. That's true. What was the second one?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Once told his wife he was too full to receive
oral sex.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
So weird, and that he had sex.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
In Mexico, like in public, Yeah, like on the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
The only reason I'm going to say that's a lie
is because maybe he would just like not care enough
to do that. But I've met his wife many times,
and I don't see that being on the table. I
think he's going to say something obnoxious like I'm too
full to receive oral. I think the lie is they
had sex on the beach.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Nailed it, Gina. He always says that sex on the
beach is terrible, Sandy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Has anyone had sex on a beach?

Speaker 10 (01:26:55):
I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Okay, I've had a naked massage on a beach. That
is one of those things you know people say, like
sex and a hot tub, horrible idea. Same thing with
a naked massage on the beach in Greece, fully naked.
This guy was like going around like you say massage, like, yeah,
I'm twenty and I do everything, so I let him

(01:27:17):
do it and literally just like it's like doing it
with sandpaper, just rubbing shand in my back so.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Bad you think you can get it gets everywhere, it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
And then I had a super hardcore almost sex not
quite on the beach here nice you know, like on
a beach. Yeah, And it was so like the makeout
alone from like the wind because the sun had just
gone down. It was like drinking cups of like Dixie
cups full of sand. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
I just it's I would see you proceeded from there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Yeah, and then we and then we went to his car,
and anyway, it ended up being my husband. So yeah,
I guess I'm really good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
And we also will never let him live down the
fact that he was so full after eating.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
I think it is wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
I think I don't know, maybe that fondue place that
he likes it. He was so damn full.

Speaker 9 (01:28:12):
Because it was his anniversary and they went to the
fondue place every year.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
He and his wife wanted to do stuff to him
down south, and he said he was too full to
receive to either.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Yeah, wow, that's very.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Yeah, fondue before four hose or whatever the expression is. Yeah,
that's a cheese before hose. Well, well done, Gina, Thank you.
You're a good detective. You're a good detective. We got
more of the Woody Show coming up the neck. I
don't care listen because you love.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
As long as you listen.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
This is the Woody Show. Welcome back to the Woody Show, everybody.
Woody and Men will be back on Monday. They're having
a ball at their little convention. Nothing got going on,
Lucky Convention. Today's August sixth, twenty twenty five, and today
is one of my least favorite days. It's Balloons to
Heaven Day, one of my biggest pet peeves.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Yeah, it's all time, Greg. Do you hate people in
heaven getting balloons?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
I do hate it. They don't deserve it. And there's
the dumbest way to honor somebody who died by littering.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Yeah, which it also so Yeah, because balloon must comes up,
must come down number one. And I just saw a
news report about a place. It was in the middle
of the windows where nowhere Isville, Minnesota, but the power
went out for the entire city. Happened because myler balloon's
into power life exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
It's stupid and you should be arrested if you let
a balloon go up into the air to honor somebody
who died. It's dumb far worker Appreciation Day today, thank you,
National root beer float Day, can down, yes please? And
National Fresh Breath Day. Speaking of men tea to.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Be fair of folks who are newer to the show.
MENACE's breath reeks or used to reek a lot. He
has gotten under control. He does the mouth it's vastly improved,
fallows bucket.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
F of ye me about some new mouthwash. Yeah, that's
what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
It worked whatever it did, because he sits right next
to me, and he used to always have this habit
of turning in his chair and going and now that
his breath is better, he doesn't do that anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
That is true, But there's something, there's a new habit.
And since he's not here, we can talk behind his back.
He is picked up, so toward the end of the show,
when the staff starts getting here, you know, off his
staff they restop. We have a little snack cupboard and
he loves him a little a little baggie of peanuts.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
And the problem with Menace is when he eats, he
broadcasts it both both audio audibly and in visually.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Yeah, visually, and in a flavor and smell profest.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
So like if I'm sitting next to him or anywhere
close to him and he's eating peanuts, first off, but
second off, it is a just a cloud of peanut
breath everywhere because he doesn't close his mouth when he choose.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
So it is no, that's true. And if you don't
don't look directly at him, all you have to do
is look down, you'll find a trail of snacks all
over the car.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Well, Gina, Before you know, we I bought for Christmas.
I got us the wet drive ack that I I
love that that I do hit up the studio with periodically.
And before I got that, there was a visible like
gray matted ring around Men's chair because anything he eats
gets on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
And then Gina brought on these potato chips the other
day called Deli sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Gina, Well, so Gina did Ricky mistakes. She mentioned that
you brought well, she talked about him, and then we said, oh,
did you get well sea breast, And then I said, well,
that's okay, let's let's talk anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Thank you for that. And Menace was eating those and
now I think you experienced him eating chips for the
first time that the first couple bites have to be
mouth wide open, so's.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
It's like a cartoon animal eating like a piece of wood.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
And he knows he's doing it because but his breath
in general is better, way, better, way, disgusting in every
other way. So be fresh breathday to the world. So, Sammy,
you're going to be taken over for minas tell us
about what's going on in the world to entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
Well, Christy Brinkley, as you know, very gorgeous, seventy one
years old. She was recently on a podcast and was
talking about how her and her daughter, Sailor, who's twenty seven,
matched with the same men on a dating site.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Jesus, Well, first of all, they look exactly the same.

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
Though they do, they look very similar.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
I know, so Sailor, I guess secretly made a profile
for Christy Brinkley just for an hour, just to see,
I guess what would happen, And they were matching with
the same men. And so, for the record, Christy Brinkley
is not on any dating apps. She's not interested in
being on a dating app. She said she's happy being single.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
There's two things there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
I neberone.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Christy Brinkley still hot at seventy one, Yeah, I would
agree with that her and like a girl with the mole.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
What's her face?

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
Oh, Cindy Cross, Cindy Crawford. Yeah, very attractive for their age.
By the way, if you start hot, you can stay hot.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
That's the trick. And her daughter looks just like her
hot day hot. But that's that proves you if you
only way to be hot by being hot, don't give
up on being hot. Approve that men are pigs and
they will swipe right on anything true. Yes, even somebody
named sailor. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Pete Davidson, he admitted to what his worst tattoo is,
because you know how he has so many tattoos.

Speaker 7 (01:33:16):
He's getting like two hundred of them removed right now.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
But the worst one he ever got was one that
was across his chest and it said jokes come and go,
but swag us forever.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Oh, you heard that from Chappelle, Yes, from Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 6 (01:33:30):
So he saw Dave Chappelle at a comedy club and
it was during the time when Dave wasn't doing any shows,
so he was very surprised to see him there because
it was when he kind of wasn't in public. And
Pete was having trouble coming up with his new material.
So he said, hey, Dave, how do you come up
with your new material? I'm having trouble and that was
his response. He said, jokes come and go, but swag

(01:33:53):
us forever. So then Pete david said, got that tattooed
on his chest and he said he does regret not
ever crediting Dave Chappelle with that, and he did eventually
get it covered up with like a Jaws shark on
his chest and we're all getting removed anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
It's crazy that somebody that he actually admires, that gave
him some good advice is the one he regrets and
not the one where didn't he get when he was
dating Kim Kardashian for five seconds said my girl's a lawyer,
like on his collar phone.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
Yeah, but that's the one that he regrets.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Okay, So like his mentor, I like him in general,
but that is so douche is hers off. It's a
douchey thing to say number one, number two, it doesn't
mean anything, right right, Number three he's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
A Dishey's something that meant something to ten minutes ago.
You have to run out and get it inked on
your body.

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
Yeah, yeah, he does that with everything.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
Well, Rod Stewart also in the news and he is
I mean, people are kind of mad at him right now.
So he did attribute to Ozzy Osbourne with AI and
first it just started out with the simple picture of
Ozzy Osbourne, this is that, you know Rod Stewart's show,
and then it transitioned into a montage that projected Ozzy
in heaven taking selfies.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
To other icons who have passed away.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
They are friends and Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
They're all jamming together.

Speaker 6 (01:35:09):
So some fans found it creative and heartfelt, but it
also got a lot of hate, with people saying that
it was tasteless, cringe worthy.

Speaker 7 (01:35:16):
Or disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Do you think Rod really no, couldn't do that too?

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
His grandchild?

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Yeah, number the number two, Like it's who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Like who.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
Grandpaul Rod?

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
Like, this is a child that came up with this
thought this would be cool, and he's just.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
Making a visual of what everybody always says. Oh, now
Prince and David Bowie are jamming Hendrix. So he just
put a visual to what people always say when a
celebrity dies. Do you have the I doubt you have.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
The Green Jelly story related to Ozzie there, Sammy, I
do not know telling green Jelly has yes looking up kids.
That was a band formerly Green Jello back in the nineties,
had one song and uh there they fired their bassist.
So number one, they're still around umber too. They had
a basis because apparently he was in control of their
social media and he posted an AI photo of Ozzy.

(01:36:06):
I believe that he was held. Ozzie was holding a
sign saying something like one day sober.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
I did hear about that?

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Find that hilarious as you just heard in the studio laughter.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
It's a cute joke.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
It's been done by other you know, drug addicts, Amy
Winehouse and so on and so forth. But they fired
him because it's highly offensive. So that so Green Jelly
won't be playing whatever they're not already playing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
I'm sure people need to remember that when you die,
you instantly become a saint. Yeah, you can't joke about anything.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
We were playing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
And look, I get it. If Sharon Osbourne forgave Ozzy
Ozzy for literally trying to strangle her, trying to kill
her during the drug binge. We played the audio of
them joking and laughing about it, so they're okay with it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
We get that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
We had texts coming in. Don't you dare disrespect Ozzy's name,
that's his wife. Tell you true story, get a pass
about a near murder?

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
Well, moving on to Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
I know we're already tired of all of this, but
the American Eagle stock went up twenty four percent after
all this hyper on the Sidney Sweeney ad, which to
me is extra funny because Beyonce, I guess, just released
a Levi's ad and nobody's noticed.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
I had no idea. Yeah, she did a.

Speaker 7 (01:37:15):
Music video style ad.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
It's called the Denim Cowboy where she wears denim on
denim and she sings Levi jeans from her Cowboy Carter album.
And all people still are talking about is Sidney Sweeney.
So much so that the Internet found like a twenty
nineteen video of Sidney Sweeney shooting a gun at the range.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
They're all in on her being Republican and the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
So like, and again, she has nothing to do with
any of this. No, she did a completely like whatever,
nothing ad and this is all about her. She has
no comment, she hasn't done anything. No, but it's proof
that she'll make your stock go up so amazing. That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
And I know that you guys are going to care
so much about this. I don't know why it's in
the news, but you guys. Carrie Underwood changed her hair color.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
She mad liok.

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
She was platinum lawn and now she's a little bit
more natural.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
It's more dirty blonde. If you look it up, it
does look pretty different, but I listen. I don't want
to be mean, but Carrie Underwood is getting older, and
everyone as they get older. I know because I'm getting
gray hair too when it sucks. But she's gonna go
greint and she's gonna need to go platinum again to
cover that up, so I don't I don't think she'll
be this color for very long.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Sammy, how old is she about? Would you say?

Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
I guess, I would guess thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Okay, Greg, could you pick Carrie on Underwood out of
a lineup of six other thirty nine year old blondes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
I don't know if I could pick her out of
a lineup of two.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Okay, she looks like I thought, she looks like every
wife at the country club. Ok yeah. Yeah, by the way,
so good for her.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
She's like a baseball wive section at the stadium. Yeah,
that's what she looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
Yes, but she changed her hair cut. Question, big news?

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Where do you go to?

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Who's publishing that news? I know people are doing it.
It's like teen Vogue or people. Mes Palm was greased
for this to get.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
In the name.

Speaker 7 (01:38:56):
I believe it was entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Okay, entertainment dot dot org.

Speaker 10 (01:39:02):
Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Okay, here it is.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
It's on NBC Today, Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
News you guys, Hair Cola. And one more final one.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
I just want to get this out there, is that
because Happy Gilmour Too was a huge success for Netflix
that now everybody is calling for Big Daddy two to
come out and be released to Netflix. But there's all
these memes and rumors and other stuff that it's going
to happen.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
There is no proof of that. It's all just wish.
We'll thank the kids Daddy too sprout.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
Oh yeah, they hardcore died. You didn't hear that, both
of them. He paid a loving tribute to the all right,
and now they're jamming and Tevin it's awsy. Thank you, Sammy.
Good time for your birthdays.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
We're gonna shi, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 8 (01:39:51):
And you know we don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
Today's birthdays include a director who made one good movie,
m Night, Shyamalan. She is fifty five years old today,
and his mother delivered my ex brother in law. Really,
she was a what do you call the doctors at
deliver babies?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Baby deliverer.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
She's one of those sleigh Moonfry, one of Woody's biggest crushes.
She's forty ninety Jerry Brewster for e Gina Leslie Odom Junior.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Yes, that is Aaron Burr and Hamilton On Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Yeah, he's forty three. I would have never known that
if you had a gun to my head. Asia Wilson
WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist for Team USA basketball.
Asia is twenty nine today. Your porno birthday? Today is
Charlie Chase Today's birthday. Girl. She's ridden up and down
more chefs than an elevator technician. Oh yeah, she's been

(01:40:44):
an eight one hundred and fifty beautiful, beautiful pieces of cinema,
including Border Patrol, Hohrer, Chasing the Big Oh how about
you maybe saw no rest for Big Breast. I've lived it,
and then this one. It's cool because it was kind
of a hybrid adult movie slash horror movie. Wet Dream

(01:41:05):
on Elm Street. Oh good, yeah, exactly. Charlie Chase, thirty eight.
That is today's porno birthday. Happy birthday, Charlie Chase. Your
celebrity birthdays, And that's what's going on in the world
of entertainment. We are the Woody Show. More fun than Gonerrhea.
I mean, I've had gone a few times and I

(01:41:26):
haven't had gone show. Well, that ought to do it
for a Wednesday Morning Woody Show. And we made it
through without Woody, without Menace. We'll be back on Monday,
which we talked about the Morning Show boot camp that
they're attending conventions in general. Are they good? Are they
worth it? Gina did very well or did she?

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
I know that truths and a.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Lie regarding Woody and Menace and that big debate, My god,
do you wear underwear to bed? Gina thought it was
the most earth shattering news to hear that some people
wear underwear to bed. I know, I see You've has
had our local news story of the day, the Entertainment Report,
so much more that you can catch on the podcast
where you can find everywhere but Spotify. Apparently tomorrow we

(01:42:12):
will be back. You know what, I can't find my list,
but we're gonna have. We're gonna have a lot of
stuff for whatnot and things tomorrow on the Thursday morning
edition of The Woody Show. And today Gina will give
us some parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
Yes, I hope I do you justice with this one. Greg,
whatever you do, always give one hundred unless you're donating blood.
Really think about that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:37):
Yeah, that's good advice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I'm gonna think about that all day, all day. All right, Well,
thank you, Gina, you're welcome, and we'll catch you right
here tomorrow on The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
A quit this spitch